Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-03-01

A fashionable woman is always In love with
herself
The turtle is the messenger boy Of the ami
NAL creation.
Striped goods will continue to appear In
endless varieties.
A handsome woman is a jewell; a good wo-
man treasure.
What is woman? Only one of natures
agreeable blunders.
Marbled and watered plush is much in de-
mand for fancy work.
A passionate woman's love is always over
by her fear.
The new bengallnes for spring are very soft
and light in Its texture.
Evening basques are laced with narrow
satin ribbon instead of cord.
Turn about is fair play. A New York alder
man has been robbed.
A rule for cold weather-Never try to warm
yourself by an official register.
If the old price Of coal will only return all
will be forgiven and no questions asked.
Six kinds Of water come from Kentucky
Cliff but in that State it is practically wasted.
Plaids and stripes will again be worn, but
more by children than grown people.
The most Fashionable coiffures still demand
that the hair fall rather low on the fore
head.
White embroidered muslins run very much
to fiounces, with insertions of varying widths
for their other trimmings.
Carelessness with matches caused 626 fires
In New York last year and about l,076
matches.
There is SANDER afioat to the effect that
the surest way to get bill through the legis-
lature is to accompany it with another bill.
There is no use trying to persuade an Arab
of the desert Of Sahara to lay up something
tor rainy day. They never have any there.
The weather has been so cold in the South
that the man who went to Florida to spend
the winter Is sorry that he didn't wait till
summer.
Nothing so uncertain in life as the condition
of an Investigated bank run by imbecile
directors and an old ''honored and trusted"
cashier.
If an untruth is only q day old it Is called a
lie; If it Is year old it is called a falsehood,
but if it is century old 1t is called legend.
The coal barons are not satisfied with hav-
ing the earth, they want to peddle 1t out to
mar Cont
~.
An amateur actor has been shot IN Mlssls-
ta pp ,ct"rS " ImnriSnrmept for life is nnnish.
mant soyaro ennpgh
'len'
Niagara Landlord-lou look tired ana
thirsty. Won't you have glass OF water.
Cautious Visitor (wh0 mad read ABOUT the
fallS0-HOw much is IL?
Judpe-What is your name? witness
Matilda Flanders. Judge-Where do you
live? Witness-See here, Judge, amt mere
to be insulted. he'd that air masher run In
for akin me that very same question.
Nav nrintad chaiIIes of nurc wool come in
shades pf old rose gobelin. blue serpent and
cardinal. and are fignred either with detached
flowers and leaves or with broken stripes
which last Is the tayorite style Tor the newest
Scotch ginghams.
II is said that women are not naturaII,
fnapciers This Is inst about as true as the
stotnmont tb,t ali crows arc white Hand !
* hin 70 The fair occnpant of n bazaar Mt /
cburch foir and sec how much CHANGE Won re
back. Oh. no, women are not tinanciers, oh
no!
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III ao0,u ..o .Suo,'n sron, o,rriaITa ho
mtiIn sue "as Sh han Soa"a ains "a" ni
,niS "' cnnstantIv in the ininred shonidrr
Mrs, Logan is said to have grown rapidly ole
since the generals death, and to have los
much of her old time yvacity and energy.
-. pouo NJ oo,.,,
ineS .ooM VIZ ~ tho ..sn,c,,taSt ni :
En s co snS os "ao resnIt there have bee,
no fewer than twelve fights btween young
men and old, friends and brothers Of the fail
contestants. No event that has occurred il
the towns history has so stirred up its so
cety.
,,. ,,o, ho;,oa Co., ,,oor old o,;r
was the other day elected mage OF the low;
honsa of renresentatiyes WHY not2 She at
tends strictly TO business. and asks no favor
hacsnse she il n Girl, who knows but in TIN
earIv dawn in the twentieth century she ma
cast n ballot in the state wherein womanhoo
is 40 highly favored.
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MIS-. hooIhson-"ny, my ueai al'; W. ~.
tor olhiCn, l AN 80 Eau W PC w NJ ct
nave you pep'i IN tne tS Tnnno poh;mnnr
TlLahk YOU ME; e' nbroa d'V 18th NJ 1o[
llave Dten tlaSunS "o oiJ fr;a "S" Mrs. Nc,
t0r SliItn anu n,y oe'I orI ro,,r i,,Shnrd9
when n is thirtv.eIobt degrees below at st
poni n is inst cold enouGh TO harden mn tn
roSa bnds and Tet ,em in good shane 70
sUr;pg IF Won doubt This write 70 any res
opStato deaIer in the citv, ar consult the 81
| Paul papers.
o,o Wotery;,,o lady eypressed a great dies
| Of onyiotr over fine resujt of the vote on In
| chafter question. when askeu hei leasoh
sne lepit t hoauo n +H van Gov citias are yer
come q Stth oeOauet iI.! n"S ''''e' NV WI
uhieai'iiiui piaoeS " NV 'n
| When Landseer, the great animal painter
was introduced to the king of Portugal tn
| latter, whose knowledge of English wa
strictly limited, welcomed him with, II al
delighted to make your acquaintance, MI
Landseer-I am so fond of beasts"
Kentucky man who was on his way (
| NIAGARA Falls and rot laid over by an acc
dent, telegraphed on to see if the falls ope
| ated on Sunday the same as other DAYS. II
vas mas nontinnoS r;rht oIong every dav in tb
ness 'oh''''"o' ''S" III "'''7 WY ' " VI
!ea. .,.s.., r, -.
| tus. Uncle Rastus-Ies sab. lSe got son
financial business on han. Yuse heerd 9
desc different trusts, habbent yoY Citizen
Yes Uncle Rastus-Well. Ise gwine dow
to the grocer's fo' ter negotiate TO- er 'stal
llshtn' OBJ Goldfish trust