The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-10-04
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,m'erasy. Robinson. On The express con.
dltio0 thai il vas TO be- returned this
morning "ies, bot Il raisei this morn
Jog
Nv here did yoong Bfosne 90, his
moeey, pspsf" PROM bis nnole. sam.
Brosn. Nc iphnn,ed everything be has
10 tas worid erccp. the fnsl q TO his
name.
Dado ieih. NTH Fanny. I've got a
family csest, bu, sha, would you susgeih
fora aos'of Mics Fanny - The best motto
foryou. think. would be. There is room
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-Oiiee Boy 10 editor There Is female
book agen, outside. sir, an red eyed man
what wants 20 ship de editor. Editor
We'll, eapw tie mat who wants TO whip
The adiier 10,
but the worst Of all isms, said lee
turfr on sfctsrianlsm, is pugilism know
worse ism than that, "a d lame man In
the back part o. the ball Whist is ~
RhsGma ism
"a book keeper sho climbed the Ven.
doue Column 10 Paris recently declines to
Try Il again until 40 elevator is put 10. He
says Il was The hsIdes, column 10 foo, up
be ever came across.
Citizen 60 oiice, boy n counting.
room) Your burned paper bad an out
rsseoas attack on me this mording. aud
-" Oniccboy lbrsklyl Yes, sir; how
mary copies will you hnye7"
"a Garden Z ". Kan, woman labors
under the delusion that she owns the
town" Nothing remarkable about that.
A great many people nowadays get It into
their beads tia, they own the earth.
Get yourself full Of the subject. said
the professor. Saturatc yourself with It. |
then your essay will write ilselt Yes
knos. professor, sad Miss Colespring, but
my essay is gu Run; the cause Of IL
Mias 81 Glare from the wesi)-
"What Is That hell ringing forf" Salton
stall (concisely) Fog Miss st. Glare
Il don't see why they have to ring bell
10 tell that there's fog. Look at my
bangs,
lis there going 10 DO any music at tue
church festival to uigb,g" asked Shocks
OF the pastor. Il do not know" responds
that dignitary. who had been snub.
bei BY the leader"I do not know but the
choir III sinew
Mr.. Witberton Mrs Withcrton, this
tear sewed MP 10 my pantaloons while
you weie gone, I've ripped it again. Mrs.
W Indeed Well, You know the Bible
says that whatsoever man seweih that
shall he also rirl
Farmer: ILL., there Can't you see
that sign mo fishing on these grounds
Colored Fisherman Co'se kin see the
sign. Is Guild, boss, but amt so ia.
noraut as ter fish on no groun's. I'm
hshin 10 de crick
Yes boys" says the retired naval
officer. az be returned his glass at the bar,
'ibe navy is improving. For instance,
there ia not so much drunkenness now as
there was when | was Ia it, mo in.
deedl' shouted the boys.
"A lady teacher Of music inserted ler
professional card ia one Of the county
papers. II was seen by an old lover In
Chicago, who at once hunted her up
explained bis absence Of q quarter OF
century, aud married her. 1t pays to
advertise
Young mother whose baby has been
weighed by the bu,eher) And how much
does She little fellow weigh Butcher-20I .
pounds, mum. Young Mother Isn't be
VI endid specimen Butcher (dubiously)
Well. from my pin. Of view, mum, he
RUS too much TO suet
Those stockings arc all wool, pre-
sume, she said. as she requested The clerk
TO vfsp her up bali dozen pairs. oh.yes.
Miss. he snsaered 10 tbeughtlessness,
they re all wool aud a yard vide Sirl she
exclaimed Indignantly, and before be fully
realized aba, he had said she whisked ont
Of tae sior.
= Father. the paper says You oficiated
., TIE wedding ciAd ia the traditional earb
OF The cleFay Vast does traditional
meauy Traditional. my son, replied the
poor Eninisier As be look q at his cheap
snli 81 black With sigh refers 10 things
that have been 'hsndrd down
Magistrate Madam. your husband
ehasKss yea with aassult Madam Yes.
soaf Homer, ssked bin IL he would ever
etase - love me. and be sas 80 sIow 10
srsuttlnR that 4 hit lin Nth naon Tn,