The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-04-27

oui Arr Writes : e<w n~s Ahouf H.
gala >hrrn.n . Ga
IA IL curious hoE our .non-hts -rn
AWAY and mrandcr around and hen
come back and take q nex start They
will DO this il spite q " and We won
der how they got away a from the
rst:.r We were thinking about But
there IL always some ~prpvocption or
they wouldn't 20 was ruminafing
about senator ingalls, and his great
learning and scholarship and wonder
full gifts A. IN orator and thinker Al
was wondering how he could prostitute
those talents 10 the low-down. mean,
contemplate business q slanderlng
lhe So gfh and manufacturing willful
and malicious lies about "A people
Then ] thought of John sherman in
the same connection and II seemed TO
me a monstrosity that men should
hare such brains and the deTii control
their hearts How Is ihafs / asked :
little boy one day what kind q . dog
that was that was following him and
he said -.thaf dog Is half terrier"
What is the other half" said !.
The boy looked surprised and hesi-
fatei As he sand. nothing but dog. ]
reckon" And that Is the trouble with
these great men who are % mean
They are one-half terrier and the other
half dog. was travelling not long
ago with Sanford Bell. the reverend
veteran Of al conductors and some
consequential darkies demanded that
the white mel should be expelledt from
their car. Sanford said well. that
is al right They must 60 il You say
So" and 50 be politely invited Us all
out and We acquirsced with . good
grace; but there was . curious
looking. measiey-pided- ginser-cake
fellow. who didn't vacate. and one
Of the dnrkie< hunted up Sanford and
compla:aed that there was still one
n = left Sanford went back and n
spected him He looked inoniringiy
Il his face. and the back Of his head.
and the shape Of bis feet and finally
addressed him and said: My friend,
are you . white man. Nav" said
The mongrel ..weIl. what are your
said SANFORD. me- mudder Portu-es
and me fadder . magyar" he said. San
ford turned solemnly 20 the darkie'
and saids -How's thaty and they sub
sided
There are some strange mixtures il
our humanity. Talents 60 . long waFl
10 atone for rascAlity and
and alwars will I reckon. Lord Bacor
took brides. and 80 some Of the great
ert minds in the nation have sioopet
70 iniquify that would send = conmol
man to the chain-gang-
Mercury was the rod of letters ans
astronomy and esoqnence and music
but he was At the same time = patrol
If fraud and perjury he wore sandal
to keep his footsteps from being dis
covered. He stole some oxen from
Apollo. and when the theft Was proves
on him be went 10 playing on the Tyre
!. and his music so delighted Apollo tha
, he let him keep the oxen And just .
these modern men like Blaine an
ingalls, and sherman play-the liar
and 50 tickle the people with their eic
qusnce that they Jet them keep thei
oxen
But the late assaults Of ingalls, ant
Sherman seem r. come more from hat
than policy. We can understand VIII
the ignorant people q the North stil
hate rs but why an Intelligent. vel
informed man should do 90 passed.
al comprehension
Vow. there i senator ingalls, who
next TO the President holds the high
est position in the Nation Hc
| brainy. polished and rich. and yet lik
Haman saws: -.AIl this availefh m
nothing. 20 long a ] see Mordecai i
ting nj the Kings gate" The soil
south i sitting st the Kings gat'
The Sorfh has = friend - court q
? Gle Sam Is the King. and Hannah
somew here building = gailowk I
\ has been building il : long time an
his great misery Is because Mordec'
y . sitting n the King gate
: Never did . people behave more e.
: lily. more courreonsly. more conside
= afeiv flsan has the south since the va
E We have DETAINED nobody. vilifed NJ
l BODY NJ the North. and hare indorss
! every oppression and 1t the same tin
I ndercd the olive branch and beggt
+ for peace. and urged our Norti
ern brethern 10 come down ~
see rs and share our hospitality. a.
Q vet they continue 70 elect % Office u
o most renom0us Of ali a enemie
e Vow ~e can hardly believe that 4
y North wants TO hang Merdecai- y
n the men they elect 20 Ccngrcss q
J. actually building a rallows Ingai
= and sherman have each gvf . hi'
: cubes high in their back Yards
e Let the comedy 60 on until Y
. tragedy begins WAS looking over
= Northern paper yesterday In
x aboundcd in figures and statistics
= gave probabilities % the South -
. they are astounding. The PoPniars
q the six New England Ststes has y
ressed only = pr cent in forty year
While that of Texas has Increased z
-- .e~~. he last cereuk IN