The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-04-27
TREVOR ITEMS.

Mis- Oduiu, SlSter Oh Mrs. PatrlCk,
and the aunt of our postmistress, Miss
Sarah Patrick, died at 8 o'clock on Tues.
day morning, the 18th inst.
Kendall Bros, of the Thayer Refriger-
ator Milk Co., were out from Chicago on
Tuesday, the 18th inst.
Messrs. Albert and John Turnock re
ceived a car load of tile Tuesday.
Mr.. John Terpning having secured
seeds OF. all eatable plants known to the
vegetable kingdom, as also the necessary
utensils for scientific horticulture, is
making imposing exertions in the gar
dening way. In connection with the
garden. he will raise 200 or 800 chickens.
Of all sad words of tongue or pens,
The saddest are these,
My wife keeps hens,''
will, perchance, be the sad and subse-
quent soliloquy.
Mr.. K. Cass went to Chicago on Mon
day last with car load of fine wool
lambs.
The Liberty creamery association will
hold its regular annual meeting at the
Congregational church at Liberty Cor
ners on Saturday, April 18th, ct 10 A.
W., for the election of trustees and for
the transaction of such other business as
may come before the meeting.
JOHN NJ. ORvIs, Secy.
Checks for Thayer Refrigerator Co.
patrons were received Wednesday, the
18th inst.
Mr.. George Booth went to Chicago
Thursday morning.
Mr.. Will Morton on same date did
likewise.
In reply to an article justified on our
part by a previous one on the part of the
Salem correspondent of the Courier, said
doughty champion Whose imagination
evidently overshadows his other faculties)
after assuming the false hypothesis OF
unofending" innocence, makes bee
line for that ancient cemetery mytho-
logical lore, and after securing g Escu-
lapius" and the "Jehus," poses these
passing poor " subjects" to illustrate our
bran-new, bang-up 10Th century place,
busting Trevor. And withal, after the
writer has endeavored in warm and rosy
language to picture the inexhaustible
resources of Salem to tired tourists in
quest of repose. 1t grieves us to the
very soul to be so misconstrued.
All ! patient readers, you can have no
conception of the poignancy of our
anguish in this particular.
AS regards the great questions of tariff
reform, supply and demand and woman's
rights, we confess that our mind has
never been fully made up. But with
respect to the pre-eminent merits of
that tremendous institution, Salem, we
have never entertained the shadow of a
doubt; and Ito draw "mythological'
comparison) tabled Atlantis, never seen
save by the hallowed vision of inspired
poesy, is but synonym to the blushing
glories of said suburb. We can but re.
greet that the immortal Homer, instead
Of lavishing his genius upon the fall of
lion, could not have crystallized in
deathless song the grateful stillress
abounding in and around Salem.
The force of circumstances, however,
deprives us OF all these soothing advan.
tages. We live at Trevor and in an ink
singing way have sacred duties to per-
form. Shall we betray this confidence :?
Never, sir !! rather perish Salem, this
paragon of suburbs. Rather let her for
ever remain in that dreamless sleep
that kisses down her eye-lids STILL"
J. U. Howard returned to Trevor on
Saturday. He and Mr.. George Booth
are prepared to take unlimited amounts
of wool at highest market price.