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a MatrimoniaI Cntechism.

lie was very practical, and in or.
der to have everything fair and
square beforehand he said:
You know, darling, promised
my mother that my wife should he
good housekeepcr, and a domestic
women. Can you cook1"
81 can, she said swallowing a
great big lump in her throat.
Can you make good bread?
That is the fundamental principle of
al housekeeping"
Yes; | went into a bakery and
learned how to make all kinds of
bread. She added under her
breath maybe"
And can you do your own dress.
makingf / am comparatively a
poor man, love, and dressmakers'
bills would soon bankrupt me-"
Yes, she said frankly, II can
make everything / wear, especially
pattern bonnets"
you are jewel" he cried with
enthusiasm, ''come to my arms"
Wait a minute-there's no hur-
ry, she said cooIly. "lt's my turn
to ask few questions. Can YOU
saw wood and carry in coali"
why, my love, should hire that
work done.
"Can you make your coats, vests,
trousers and other wearing appar.
eli"
"But that isn't to the purpose"
"Can you build abouse, dig ditch.
es, weave carpets, and"
II am not a professional"
Neither am /. 1t has taken the
most Of my life 10 acquire the edu.
cation and accomplishments that
attached you 20 me. But when
have learned all the profes. ions you
speak Of J will send you my card
AZ recoir," +" and she swept away.
And the disconsolats young man
went 20 the nearest drug store and
bought two-for a.quarter cigar
with which he speedily solaced
himself.
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Irritated Frenchmau 60 Ameri.
can who has taken him for a wait.
er)-"Sirr, you have gr.r-r-ossly
insulted me. There Is my card Nv
seconds viii Wait upon you, sir-r-r."
Amefican--''Nevcr mind Your
seconds, Frenchy You can wait
upon me justas well. Pass me the
Worcester sauce, and be quick
about IT,"
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Don't you know, Emily, that il
IS not proper for YOU TO turn around
and look after a gentlemani"
But, mamma, was only looking
to sec if lie was looking to see if ]
was looking Hiegende Blaetter.
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"Tou were out driving with Mr..
Snooksbury last evening, Naomiy"
Yes
Isn't that magnificent horse be
owns;'
We'll, ] don't know, but I think
IL is very foolish;"
"Why5"
"lt made him hold on 90 the lines
with both hands every step Of the
way .'-Linc0ln Journal.
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Inx-nn4,a has rovolutlonized the
llNclltlOli world during the the last
half century. Not least
among the wonders of Inventive progress is
alnstnoo ana system OF work that can be
ssparnting the workers from their homes
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\ man wentiu.o provision store
IN Boston, the proprietor Of which
was a German.
Glow much do you ask for your
sausages'" he inquired.
"Dwenty cents"
81 can buy them for a shilling Of
Mr. "
"Ny you didn't deni"
ole was all out Of them"
ooh. veil, ] sells mine sausages
for shiiliug. doc, ven | vas oudl
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Frank Leslic's Popular Monthly

For September. Germany still
mourns her heroic Emperor Fred.
erick, and few can read without in
terest, the well-illustrated sketch
which opens Frank LcsLic's PoDu-
lar Monthly for September, tracing
his whole career. The Old Inns and
Taverns Of London frequented by
wits and sages, Is a chatty and pleas
ant pictorial article in the same num-
ber. Mr.. McCann tells of The
Romantic Side of John Randolph's
Life" bringing the eccentric states
man viyidly before us with pen and
pencil. "a Well.dressed Tramp"
is the rather deceptive title of
charming sketch of the Waxwings.
a family Of birds known in many
parts OF the country. In "Queer
Corners at the Capital Mr.. CrofTiut
shows that or seat Of government.
IL not able TO boast Of the royal
rcliccs Of centuries, has quaint and
strange objects that are seldom no
ticed, and which he pictures. RE
llgious Mendicants i'm India gives
Miss Norris a theme, while Meth
ods Of Magicrans" will interest
young and old. Duluth and it's
Enyirons" tells one OF our wonder
fol Western cities. Market Day at
the South" carries us 10 another
part Of the country, and is a bright
bit Of description. "I'he Theory Of
sound brings science within the
reach Of all. The serial novel, "The
Grave Between Them" deepens
IN interest, and the short stories by
Elildreth, Mrs Denison, G.. X. Har
ker, Lucy Blake and others, with
"Daisy's Dilemmas," a story for the
young, make up a charming array
Of fiction. The number abOunds in
most attractive illustrations, the
frontisPiece being very taking.
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"Do you think II would be wrong
FOR me 90 learn the noble art Of self
defenscf' a feligiously inclined
youth inquired Of his pastor.
"Ccrtainly not" answered the
minister; II learnt il IN youth my
self and ] have found Il Of great
value during my life"
Indeed. sir! did you learn the
old English system or Sullivan
,ystemF
Neither learned Solomon s
system
SolOmon's systemW
Eyes, you will find il laid dow
icthe first verse Of the fifteenth
chapter Of Proverbs. "A soft ah
swer turneth away wrath Ii is
the best system Of selfdefense Of
which ] know
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ali poiuts.
WI Robinson, Gent Pas. Agent,
ParkersburE. ". Va
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TIME TABLE.
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In Enoct June 18th. iSss.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
CONDENSED NEWS.

Thomas Churchill, proprietor Of the Man.
sion house at Pamrapn, ~ j.. who some time
ago went TO the New York hospital 70 have
his leg amputated on account of "A cancer. has
50 far recovered as 70 be able to elope from
the Institution with Mrs. Leah Dolan. resi.
dent Of Jersey City. Churchill leaves wife
and comfortable property.
Miss Pomeroy, aged 35, an inmate Of tho
Ontario county, n ", poorhouse. supposed
70 he dying with paralysis, has suddenly and
fully recovered. II Is pronounced a genuine
case of faith cure.
Two inches u snow fell ON Mount Wash.
ington Thursday, and the mercury marked
y degs, above zero
The steamer Colorado brought a maqnifi
cent young Russian staghound direct from
the court of the ear as present to Mrs
Cleveland
The official returns from Arkansas show
that Engle. Democratic candidate for gov
ernor, has l4,g majority.
The yellow fever scare in Philadelphia is
over pr. Miles reports that Alexander Pat
terson, supposed % be suffering with it had
only gastric arrangement.
Joseph Cannon, young bartender. stepped
into the large new safe Of the Keystone Ma
tional bank, Of Philadelphia, when the great
doors swung shut, and in spite Of all efforts to
release him he still remains prisoner.
Two young men and two young ladies'. all
of Philadelphia, went sailing on the Schuyl
kill, the boat was carried over the Flat Rock
dam, and one young man and one young
woman were drowned.
J. w Robinson, citizen OF high standing
in Winamar, Ind, was murdered by Michae
Rinehardt. The murderer was arrested. but
Robinson's friends swear vengeance and 100
men are ON guard at the Jail.
Otis Billings, who escaped from Sheriff
Slocum during his trial for outrageous assault
ON his l3-year-old niece, was captured Ia
South Egremont, Mas. He fought des-
perately, knocking down Deputy Sheriff
Langdon, Of Great Harrington, and biting
and cutting Sheriff Slocum.
Chicago police have arrested C. L. Boden-
weick and locked up his room He is ap-
posed TO be dynamite bomb manufacture
Considerable material'was captured
More than 100 cases Of typhoid fever are
reported at Fort Plain, NJ Y.
silvestre Garcia Bango, Mayor Of Mat
anzas, Cuba, who was kidnaped last week by
bandits while ON his plantation, has been set
at liberty. He paid s., 900 ransom
Mrs Ruta Hull, Of Waningford, Conn. is
"A years old and can live few days only. 1t
has been her desire to be buried in the cradle
in which she was rocked as a baby Under
takar Gfiswold hasmade the necessary altera-
tions in the cradle.
Professor Ross, Of Dudley observatory, Al
baily, says the Barnard comet and the earth
are moving toward each other at the rate of |
5000. coo miles day. Witssn month the |
comet win be clearly risSbls " the early even |
ing hoa1s
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
MR.. SAeRMANs lNrlMArIoN.
lie Says the House Need Not Delay Ad
journment for the senate Tariff MN,

lie says the House Need Not DELAY Ad-
journment for the senate Tariff MN,
WASHINGTON, Sept 10 = Mr.. sherman
made long speech ia the senate in response
TO the accusation Of Senator Vest that the
Republicans had delayed the report Of a
tariff measure. In the course Of his remarks
he alluded 10 the Mills bin as an abortion Of
bill. He said that the Democratic party
had been fourteen years preparing tariff
measure, and It did not become a representa-
i've OF that party 20 taunt the Republican
party with its tardinesS. The finance com
mlttee, he said, would report a bill III its
own good time, and il the house of represent
atlves wished 70 prolong the session until
the report was made it would have to wait
until the senate committee was ready. He
said that II the principles Of the presidents
message and letter Of acceptance were true,
AZ the tariff laws should be repealed
Mr. Vest followed with defence Of the
administration and its tariff doctrine.
AZ 2,l0 p. m. the senate took vote on
NJ. Blnirs motion 70 reconsider the vote on
the Chinese bill
MT blairs motion was carried Yeas. lS:
nays, ~ No quorum was present; the vote
again postponed until next Monday
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
Veterans Break CanlD.
Close of the Most Successful
Reunion Ever Held.
BLuECOATs DESERT COLUMBUS.

Buslneas Transacted at the Last Session
Sensation Caused by Recitation The
6. A. Il. Position DeAned--oHioers In
stalled Aid FOR yellow Fever sufferers
COLUMBUS, O., Sept. is. The largest and
most successful encampment in the history of
the Grand Army came to an end, and with
tut q comparatively few exceptions the dele
gates and visitors are homeward bound
AT Che first session IF the grand eneamp
ment report from the council OF admiuis
tration Recommending that the old per capita
Tax q four coats pr quarter be restored
was voted down, larga number OF delegates
let by Comrades Bennett, 81 New York
gregory, q Massachusetts. and O'Donnel, 81
lhlnols' taking the ground chat the pres ,tt
revenue was large enough, aad thnt il was
uad polleY 70 accumulati a large surplus in
the Treasury After alb animated debate il
was hteided hy @ large majority, 70 attaeh
salaries or 500 per aunum each to tac posi-
uons ot judge advocate general aud inspector
general, and the commander Ia chief an
nouueea tle following as his choice for staff
oiiicers' Adiutant general, Eugene r. Weigl,
oi Mls@nll' quartermastor general, John
Taylor, Of Pennsylvania; inspector general
George s. Evans, Of Mas .achusetts.
The secretary was instructed 10 send the
$500 voted the yellow fever sufferers to Jaek
sonille without delay Another effort was
made 20 amend the constitution SO as 70 nd
mt 20 membership soldiers who were forced
to join the Confederate army, hut it was
ruled out az order.
Complaints were made by several Of the
delegates from New Mexico, Washington
Territory and the Pacific coast that they had
been unjustly treated by the railroad comps-
MES, and after a resolution 30 suspend next
years encamTnent had bean voted down IN
favor of an amendment recommending com
rades not % attend the next encampmant un-
less Justice WAS done in the present case a
committee was appointed 10 take such action
a. might be necessary in the matter. The en-
campment then adjourned sine die
A. the annual convention Of the National
Association Of Mexican Veterans some com
motion nns created by young girl giving a
recitation rejecting strongly upon the ia
NOUS Confederate iiag order
She was permitted to finish and then the
president, Gen. Denver, said, amid great an
plnuse, that the selection was appropriate
neither 70 the time on plnce. that the oiEani-
zation had alwnys held itself aloof from poll
tics that i recognized no sectional lines or
internal disturbances aud shat the moment il
departed from that position he would cease to
be a member
Ile convention Of the Woman's Relief corps
elected Mrs Charity r. Craig, Of Viroqua,
Wis, president for the ensuing year. Mrs.
Emma y Ogden Of Detroit. formerly d mis-
sionary tolndia, volunteered io 20 as q nurse
70 the yellow fever districts III behalf 81 the
organization, aud the offer was accepted.
The next convention viii be held in Nil
waukee
The delegates were the guests Of the Cen
tenninl Commission IN the afternoon aud las.
might President Hayes presided over the
closing camp fire.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
watterson speal.. n NJ ~,

NEw York, Sept. 15-Hon. Henry wat
terson addressed large audience last night
at the Cooper Union on tariff reform. the
meeting being under the auspices Of the
Young Mems Democratic club Mr.. Waiter
son said that the Mills bin was defective from
free traders point Of view, but he could not
see why protectionists should object to IT, II
left the tariff about where il was when we
wers raising war revenues The bill retained
concessions 30 special interests which be could
not admire, but it was better than no reduc-
ton Mr.. Watterson declared that be was
not a free trader. he favored tariff reform
for the benefit Of manufacturers, farmers
and all clasaa
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
chinese Protest in Hawaii.

san FRANCISCO, Sept 15-News was
brought here from Honolulu by the United
States dispatch boat that a Chinese mass
meeting was recently held there to protest
against the action OF the Hawaiian legislature
IN passing laws tending 10 prevent Cinnamon
from transacting business on the islands. A
fund was raised 70 advance the interests Of
the Chinese, and threats were made that the
hawaiisn government would be compelled to
accede TO their demands There is a majority
OF Chinese males ON the islands over males Of
all other nations, including the natives.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
MOVE TO ADJOURN.
The House Democrats win Caucus Tues-
day 20 Eia tho Dn.e.

WASHINGTON, Sept ia call has been
Issued by Chairman Cox, Of the caucus COM
mittee, for caucus of the Democratic MEM
bers Of the house, 10 be held in the hall Of the
house Of representatives next Tuesday even
ing. The order Of business for the remainder
OF the session is TO be considered and also the
proposition Of Mr. Oates for an adjournment
of congress on the Goth inst Most of the
members on both sides Of the house believe
that an agreement will be reached for an
adjournment, but the day fixed upon viii not
be earlier than the 26th or 2sth inst The
Star has the following:
The understanding is that the general de
ficiency bin will b. acted upon promptly by
the senate, 50 as TO dispose Of it finally next
week. The tariff question win be the only
thing then in the way Of an adjournment.
Senator Sherman's remarks i'll the senate
yesterday are construed to mean that there
will be no tariff bill reported to that body
The latest report, taking those things into
account, predicts an adjournment Of congress
within ten or twelve days.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
Gorerner HiII q o.nrrn.

oswEeo, \. r.. Sept 15-Governor Hill
opened the state campaign in this city last
night with a ringing address 20 an audience
Of 2 800 people. he received a great ovation.
fully 5000 people being unable TO gain EN-
trance 70 the hall. Early in the evening the
Democratic clubs Of the city, beaded by 4
band and the Democratic phalanx, marched
to the residence Of Theodore Irwin and es-
coTted the governor to the hall. The line OF
march was ablaze with fireworks and brilliant
illuminations, and thousands Of people lined
the gtreets
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
A YOUTHFUL MURDERER HANGED
He Spent His Last Night Playing Cards
and SINGING Songs.

SAN FRANCISCO Sept 15.-Alexander
Goldenson was hanged in the city jail few
minutes after noon for the murder, ON Nov.
10, 1886, Of little Mamie Kelley, schoolgirl,
Il years old, who had rejected his attentions.
Godenson, who was but % years old, passed
the night in drinking, playing cards and
singing songs, and met his fate with the
hrayado which he has all along shown. The
case has excited more interest on the coast
than any murder that has occurred for years.
Two attempts were made 70 lynch Goldenson
during the two years which have elapsed
since the murder, but in both cases the police
succeeded in beating Off the mob.
determined and able legal fight has been
made for the prisoner, and it was only Thurs
day that all hope was abandoned
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
VETERANS CALL on HARRISON.
He bIakes Brief Non-Polificai speech
and Warmly Welcomes Thetn

He DIakes Brief Non-Political speech
and Warmly Welcomes Them
lNpIANApolls, Sept 15.- Many old soldiers
returning from the Columbus national en-
cainpment stopped over in this city fmopg
them were Governor Rusk of Wisconsin.
and Col. james A. Sexton, department com.
riander Of Illinois The representatives in-
cluded soldiers Of Kansas. Missouri. Wieeon-
sin, Illinois and Minnesota Accompnnvinr
Governor Rusk was his staff. each member
Of which bears evidence Of his army service
n the boss Of leg or arm in the afternoon
the visiting veterans TO the number of $40
called ON Gen Harrison at his residence
where, after a brief introduction BY Governor
Rusk, the general spoke 70 his comrades. saw
ing in the course II his remarks that the
prondest city may well array itself in ia best
attire 70 welcome the Union veterans II mo
late war. Referring to that event be said.
The war was an educator ia political
economy. These veterans, who saw the nov
erty Of the south in the developing of her
manufacturing interests paralyzed. the skill
Of her soldiers and the generalship ~ ker
captains, have learned 10 esteem and yolue
our diversified manufacturing interests and
capacity. lApplause) You know that wooden
mills and hocks would have been more
valuable 70 the Confedmacy than hattalions.
that foundries and nrsenfls ana skilled me
ehanical labor was the great LACK ~ the
Confederacy. You have learned that lessnn
50 wei that You viii not wish onr rescue,i
country, by any fatal free trade policy. 10 "
brought 70 like condition iApplausal
And now, gentlemen, had a stipulation that
was not 70 speak at all d4aughterl Yon
will surely allow me now to stop this formal
address and 70 welcome my comrades r. NM.
home. lApplause)
At the conclusion OF tha spaecb tho ,yo...,
ans spent an hour with the general he shah
ing each by the hand.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
crnrlled hr carInr snnd

SEYMOUR, Ind, Sept i5, While William
Nondehren and number Of assistants were
at work In the bottom Of a sewer excavation
nine feet deep, the quicksand gave way and
the sides Of the ditch fell in, burying Won
dehren and one Of his assistants, Arthur
Orrell, under about eight feet Of sand and
clay. Nondehren was extricated alive, but
terribly injured informally, on his breast and
shoulders, and is dying. Orrell was suffocated
before he could be rescued. The others e.
capped with slight injuries
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
A JouvuaI,.. Tp.an..

NEW YoRK, Sept. 16-Amoa =. Learned.
well known Journalists, was committed by
Judge Moore, Of Brooklyn, 10 Che Poughkeep-
sic insane asylum, upon the afndavits Of ply
sicians that he is insane There Is some hope
that Mr.. Learned may recover his reason
be is 50 years old He was for many years
agent in this Cd y Of the New England Press
association, and Of late has been connected
with various newspapers. He was one Of the
500 Grant stalwarts at the Chicago conven-
ton Of 1870 He was a friend Of Roscoe
Conkiing, and ii was through him that Mr.
Conkling gave TO the press the famous inter
sisw givlns tas aS7osy q she Asats- Blaine
movsanonk
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
unllnnrna Idan,in.d-

BUFFALO, Sept 1.-two men were struck
by a Lackawanna train near South street on
thenight Of Sept 9th, one being killed aud the
other 90 seriously injured that he has been M
an unconscious condition at the general hos
pital until yesterday, when he recovered suf-
ficiently 70 tell that his name was Thomas
Hughes and the dead mans name CaaYIes
Tully, Of Providence, r l. The body is sill
at the morgue
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
Cnstlr Amusement

LONDON, Sept. 15-Sir Charles Russell,
who returned 70 London from a sojourn at
Carlsbad, expresses confidence in his ability
70 force The Times 70 show its hands in the
matter Of Mr.. Parnell's action against that
paper, either before or during the trial OF tho
case II is stated that The Times has already
spent 10000 in defending its publication Of
articles against the character OF the Irish
leaders, and will likely find itself compelled
to spend as much mors 70 defend pending
acfione
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
ar. Scott Po.ltively Deei,ne.

ERIE, Pa, Sept. 15-The Democratic con
ferees who renominated William L. Scott In
spite Of his declinstion were notified by a
telegram from Mr. Scott that he would not
reconsider his decision He asserts positively
that even II elected without any effort on his
part he would not accept the Office. Mr..
Scotts constituency in this district, and paI'-
ticularly the sgriculturists, are greatly put
out at bin withdrawal from tho houss.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
eoss to Prison without srurmur.

LONDON, Sept. 15.-Mr. William Redmond
member Of parliament for Fermanagh. was
sentenced to three months Imprisonment for
violation OF the crimes act. He declined 10
take an appeal and win fulhI his term with
out murmuring. Mr.. Redmond expressed
himself to his friends as hopeless Of the sue
ceSsful issue Of an appeal against the judg-
mont Of the court and declared his preference
Tor serving bis term, without interruption,
before tbs severe slage OF the winter sci la.
Evening journal., 1888-09-15
Clever snenI, Thleve,.v.

BUFFALO, Sept l5-The paying teller OF
the Third National bank went 70 lunch, leav-
ing on his counter, among other money, a
package Of 5000 in bills Of various denoini
nations. When he returned after an absence
Of twenty minutes the package was gone. Il
is s1rmised that some sneak thief got it. but
how he did so with the clerks within few
feet Of whore it was lying is mystery. The
police are looking for the thief, but have no
flatv