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Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
T. WE SEND ANGER

25 WEST FIRST ST.
PARK GROVE TRACT,
On Washington street, near Figueroa
only nine lots for sale. Also q
magnificent double corner lot, 131 feet front
on Washington street, go feet deep, suita-
BILE for wealthy mans elegant home. For
sale by L. WieSendanger, 25 West First st,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
Arrowhead Hot Springs,

No fog or frost; best accommodations
Mud, mineral and vapor baths. Forenoon
train to San Bernardino; stage to Springs.
Physician, P. o. and telephone. Address
"Manager"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Geo. f. Costerisan, architect. (for-
OF the firm of Costerisan K Merithew)
can be found at No. 80, corner OF
Main and Second streets.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
ReauuOnt '

Call at Beaumont headquarters, No. o N.
NJ ain street, for one of those beautiful maps
where you will find the cheapest and best
property for home and investments on the
m rka -
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Damiana Bitters makes the old young and
the weak strong and healthy. M. Levy &
Co., wholesale liquor dealers agents.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

For rent or lease ten large lots with rail
road switch facilities; extensive grounds;
central in Los Angeles City. T. wiesen.
danger, % West First street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Spence, the confectioner, AS South Spring
street, Is sole agent for the Pasadena Fruit
Crystalizing Company,s fruit. A large sup
ply constantly on hand.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
Nadeau House.

Two hundred rooms--hot and cold water
Only elevator in the city. Twenty suite
with bath and closets. <. DUNBAR, Prop.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

For choice candies, bon-bons, crystalized
fruits, etc., go to Spence's, 46 South Spring
street Church fairs and festivals supplied
at lowest rates.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Impotency in man or woman cured by
3ilmore's Aromatic Wine. G. r. Heinze
man, agent, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Coleman Flag brand OF canned fruits
is well and favorably known all over
the Eastern States. Sold by all first
class grOcers.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12

Damfana Bitters makes the old young and
the weak strong and healthy. M. Levy q
Co., wholesale liquor dealers, agents.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
Dealers and Consumers of Beer

VIII find 1t to their advantage to call on
Philadelphia Brewery, Also street, for the
best lager or steam beer. good on draught
for weeks, at lowest prices. Bottled lager
ST. 20 per doz., if bottles returned. Deiiv-
| cred to any part of the city. Telephone 81.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
MAPLE STREET
PARK GROVE AVENUE.

$30O-$10O cash-Lots 5OxI5O, near Adams
street.
$4,000 cash-One-fifth interest in SO acres
at $1,000, for subdivision on Adams street.
$1,000 cash-One eighth interest in IS acres
on Pico street at 800 per acre.
$4,000 cash-One tenth interest in 1877 acres
on vermont avenue, on street cars and
Railroad Depot grounds
, A chance to make SIS, 900 profit in year.
The most desirable residence corner in Los
Angeles, 131x220 feet, ON Washington, near
Flgueroa. Handsome improvements.
T. WIESENDANGER.
Free Ride from 25 w. First ST.
dee17-2m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-01-12
To Manufacturers and Whole
sale DealerS.

Nput1NeoOis . W LCWlb bTOS.),
101 and 1O3 N. spring street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
THE COUNTY TICKET.

The county ticket nominated by the
Democratic convention yesterday is
one that will commend itself to the
voters of Ramsey county. 1t is eXcep-
tOnally strong, both as to the character
of the candidates and the judicious dis
tribution of the nominations so as to
give all elements fair representation.
There is not person named on the ticket
who does not merit the cordial and
united support of his party and the suf-
frages of all good citizens, irrespective
of party. That it is winning ticket
is evidenced by contrast with the ticket
put in the field by the Republicans
a few days ago, and by the additional
fact that the personnel of the ticket is
so eminently satisfactory as to give no
excuse for boiling or kicking. 1t is i'm
possible to put together on the same
ticket set of gentlemen more capable
or more deserving of popular support
than those named by yesterdays con-
VentiOn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
FEAST AND Re MERRY

There are people who argue direful
possibilities from the high price of
wheat. They jump to the conclusion
that the earth is going back on its ten
ants, and that, in the swiftly advancing
future, famine and its kindred attend
ant, pestilence, will stalk abroad in the
land. All this is. of course, arrant nom
sense. The fact is, we have hardly be-
gun to test the fOod-prOducing capabil-
tiles of the earth. The Northwestern
states and territories of America are
alone capable of producing grain
enough to supply the whole of the West
ern hemisphere in bread, and have an
abundance left with which to feed
Europe and the British isles.
A German traveller declares that ST.
IBERIA is capable of supplying the civil
lied world in grain. An English au-
thority states that wheat was worth but
10 cents bushel in Asiatic Turkey last
year, and that many farmers failed to
harvest their products on account of the
poverty of the price. The island of
Hayti is capable OF producing enough
vans and bananas to feed 10000, 900 of
people. Hardly any portion of Africa,
except the narrow valley of the Nile,
has been brought under cultivation;
and but an insignificant portion of
Australia has been devoted to the pro-
duction of food. South America, ac-
cording to HUMBOLDT, is the grand di-
vision of the earth upon whose bosom
will be grown in time the life-sustain-
ing products for mankind. Still large
portion of it remains uneXplored, even,
and where civilization has been planted
it is of a primitive order. and farming
is unSkilled and shiftlesS. 1t could be
made not only the granary, but the
Stockyard of the nations. Wild cattle
are almost as plentiful there as rabbits
are in Australia, and thousands of
them are killed every year for their
hides and tallow. Sheep are raised
with scarcely any care, and pigs turned
into the forests become fat on nuts.
By selecting breeds of animals that
mature early, and by constantly sup
plying them with nutritious grasses.
steers are made to weigh as much when
they are thirty months old as they for
merly did at twice that age.
Food producers everywhere. are cry-
ing for more mouths to feed, that they
may get better prices for what they
raise. Industry the world over breads
low prices, but no famine.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07

the river of death is passed, but there
is general agreement as to entering
another existence, in which the individ-
uality of the person is retained, and
that the soul will be welcomed by
friends and relations on the other shore.
There is something comforting in this
belief, and it is equally comforting
whether true or not, provided it be fully
entertained by the dying. Ii is a per-
feet consolation 10 the MOhamlnedan Ill
eXtremiS to think that he is about to
pass into life to which he will be well
coined by hours. and which he will
pass in eternal felicity. COnceding the
universally of this conviction of the
Immediate entrance of the dead on a
new and happier existence, one can but
be amazed at the Inconsistencies eX-
hibited at the majority of the modern
funerals, and more especially of those
of religious people, who most fervently
entertain this joyous belief in the i'm
mediate entrance on better life. The
occurrence of death is made an occa-
sion for the exhibition of profound sor-
row. A funeral, as we have it, is the
saddest and most depressing of events.
There is SOmber Grape on the door, on
the persons of relatives, on the hearse
and everywhere. The music is in
variably dependent, even where the
words are hopeful, aid, as a rule, the
clergyman who OfficiateS spares no CT
fort to wiring the hearts and loosen the
flood of tears in the eyes of the list
enerS.
Nothing more inconsistent than this
can be presented. 1t is negation of
the belief that the dead are about to
pass from world full of trouble into
one replete with ecstacy. 1t is a wall
ing, solemn, shuddering protest against
dissolution. 1t is a preposterous denial
of the comforting doctrines Of eternal
life.
What is needed is a reform in the
spirit and manner of conducting funer-
ais, and the abandonment of methods
which constantly harrow the hearts of the
living. The tOrtures in the minor pas
sages of the funeral music should be re-
placed by tones suggestive of blissful
results. The lugubriouS efforts of the
preacher to elicit grief ought to be omit
ted as grating discord in the harmo-
MES of the occasion. If all we believe of
a better life be true, the dead should be
attended to the grave by exhilirating
music, hopeful suggestions and general
satisfaction and delight.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07

ment should be administered in private was
soundly berated by her. On his demanding
the reason for this, she replied:
''You have deprived me Of notoriety."
Folly is the page of woman, and love her
diversion.
Life to a woman who has but one costume
is stupid; to woman who has a dozen,
ennui.
Temptation to woman is an opportunity.
If you but think So there are none more
lovely than she whom you love, and none
more ugly than she whom you hate.
Man offers woman his heart. Woman
but gives her hand.
Woman's definition Of love: To be loved.
To praise one woman before another shows
bad judgment.
A woman reads novels to forget herself.
Women who drink wine do so to recover
their youth.
Charity with woman is atonemeut for her
sins.
1t is singular. but true, that few women
read Faust after they are thirty years old.
A woman's love of the world is measured
by the amount of her innocence.
There Is nothing more pitiable in this
world than woman under the shock Of
first deception.
Many women are loved for their faults;
not their virtues.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
FUN AND FACT.

There is q time when the LATEST man can
hurry. 1t is when the train stops ten minutes
for Observation-Disclosures.
A lady visiting Bar Harbor says that the
only thing that you can buy there at rea-
sonable price is postage stamp.-Lewiston
Journal.
A Boston weighing machine has this In
scription over it.: '.Insert half-dime in the
aperture and ascertain your ayoirdupois -
Harper's Bazaar.
Some of the richest men in England owe
all their wealth to beer and some of the poor
est men there owe all their poverty to beer
Atlanta Constitution.
The ingenuity of manufacturers has gone
SO far that not only is almost everything now
made out of paper, but paper is now made
out Of almost everything.-New York Trib-
une.
A 'jnmbon bunch of bananas reached Bos-
ton from Jamaica the other day. 1t contained
240 of the luscious fruit though originally
there were thirty-six more, and weighed I6O
pounds.
Fired for drunkennessw said the foreman
CURLY as the tramp printer staggered up to
his case. The man of leads turned sadly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
POGICE AND FIREMEN.

Within the last week or two several
American cities have honored members
of their police and fire departments with
medals for gallant service. 1t should
be welcomed as an innovation upon the
routine of official life of great value,
and as tending to promote the greatest
possible efficiency. 1t is, in fact,
measure which has the effect of produc-
ing a consolidation in the respective
forces; to change them from bodies whose
members hold their places as a make
shift, a something temporary till bet
ter position offers, to organizations hay
ing cohesion, permanency and esprit de
corps. Everything of the kind which
directs attention to single purpose
has the effect to unity the respective
bodies, to consolidate their aims sand to
concentrate their efforts.
The highest efficiency in body of
men is in proportion as the elements
act, feel, as unit, from diverse pur-
poses and unanimous in practice. The
giving of rewards for exceptional merit
has the effect to interest each indivld-
ual in the success of the whole, and
thus create oneness that adds infinite
value to the entire body. Each police
man is proud of the achievements of his
fellow when exhibiting traits of special
courage and fidelity. as it reflects credit
on the force, and thereby indirectly adds
luster to each member. The same is
true in the fire department. There is
not fireman in the city that does not
feel citation over the deeds of a member
of the organization remarkable for hero
ism and daring. In addition to this in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
HE WAS DOUBLED UP.

An interesting and somewhat thrill
ing story comes from Chicago, which
will go far to confirm public respect for
that city's matchless resources of mus
Gle and vitality. Whenever the Illinois
city proves to be the birthplace of any
human event of extraordinary moment,
that event is apt to be the most startling
event of its kind ever called to public
attention.
The other day PAUL LoHLIE was
walking OH the tracks of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & t. Paul railway, within
that city's limits. Mr.. LoHLIE had
wOrkingman's dinner basket, which was
quite empty, and an ordinary human
stomach, which was quite full. So that
when the St. Paul fast express came
along, Mr.. LoHLIE, swinging his dinner
bucket, and being himself swayed by
Stomachic emotion, was Obllvious to
both sight and sound. In this cOndi-
tion the locomotive hit Mr.. LOHLIE
squarely in his disordered stomach,
doubled him under the cow catcher and
wound him around the axle of the driv-
ing wheels, until his elongated anatomy
fitted the iron rod like an electric coil
on a dynamo.
The train was stopped. That is, Mr..
LoHLEI's involuntary habitation of the
engines axle. acting like an air brake,
enforced stOppage; and the engineer,
ahghting from his cab, prepared to
gather up the fragments of Mr.. LoHLIE
in a coal hod and tenderly convey them
to the nearest coroner.
But, after half an hours severe labor,
it was found that Mr.. LOHLIE could not
be displaced from his hOrrifying posi-
ton without lifting the locomotive with
jack screws and prying the unfortunate
gentleman off his perch with croWbars.
The account adds: ''He was taken out
in an unconscious condition and re-
moved to the county hospital. While
physicians were working over him he
regained consciousness, and, after max
ing a hasty examination of himself and
finding that he was uninjured, he babe
his attendants good night and left for
home"
This action of Mr.. LoHLIE would
seem to SAVIOR of incOnSiderateness, to
say nothing of ingratitude. He knew
he had caused the railway company
much concern, and had seriously
alarmed its agents. He also knew that
the locomotive he had encountered had
to be sent to the round house for re-
pairs. 1t would have been, it would
seem, only the decent thing for LoHLIE
to have apolOgized to the railway COM
pany, and paid reasonable damages for
injuries to its property.
But Mr.. LOHLIE was apparently lack
ing in all generous and polite qualities.
He treats the railroad company and its
locomotives with pOntamnt
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
NOTED PEOPLE.

Candidate Harrison's son graduated from
Lafayette college in 1877.
Col. Sir Frederick Wynn-Knight. K. c. B.,
is the oldest officer in the volunteer service
of England.
Once again comes the news that the Nahdi
is dead. Later reports will doubtless Mahdify
this sad intelligence.
English novelists are having hard luck.
Walter Besant has writer cramp and Wilkie
Collins is seriously ill.
If the king of the dudes does decide to go
on the stage, he might very appropriately
make his debut in the famous play, "Over
the Garden Wall"
Patti Stone is the name Of promising
singer of Memphis, Tenn. If her voice is
equal to PATHS tone she will be worried with
a financial surplus in the future.
O'Rourke, of the New York league team,
was Harrisonian until President Cleveland
sent out his retaliation message, when he be-
came an enthusiastic Democrat.
William E. Gladstone is arranging and
tabulating his correspondence in chronology
cal order 1t is an immense task, and no
man but Gladstone would think Of attempt
ing it at his age.
Says London Life: 1.-THE engagement Of
the daughter of Gen. Boulanger to Capt
Driant, which has recently been announced
represents this triumph of the lady's views
over the fathers wishes"
The discussion of the question SIS mar
rage a taIlure?' SO agitated the mind of
Windham Stone, of Manchester, England,
that he committed suicide on the eve of his
wedding. His betrothed had lucky escape
"Private Joe" Fifer. Republican candidate
for governor of Illinois, is making great use
of the two bullets he carries in his body in
his campaign tactics. He claims there is no
political device so useful as a bulletin.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
MERRIAM BEHIND.

The GLOBE gives place to the subjoined
note from Rev. Mr.. MORGAN, as straw
showing the popularity of Mr.. MER-
RAM among Methodist clergymen. In
an assembly of IA at the Methodist con-
ference at WinOna, only THREE votes
could be found for MERRIAM and
twenty-one for HARRISON. AS Mr..
MERRIAM aud Gen. HARRISON are both
representing the grand old party, this
failure of Mr.. MERRIAM to measure up
to his leader is significant.
To Editor Globe: have just taken poll
of the Minnesota conference, NJ. E. church.
Total vote cast 147; Gen. FISK, 1926; Gen.
HARRISON, 81; Mr.. MERRIAM, for governor,
only 3; HUGH HARRISON, LA. Four refused
to say how they would vote. One says he is
going to the woods. Yours,
d. W. MORGAN.
Pastor Kings Street NJ. e. Church, ST Paul.
Winonax Oct D.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
A WOMAN'S WAYS.
"Here in her hairs.

here III ner hairs,
"The painter plays the spider, and hath woven
"a golden mesh to entrap the hearts of men
Faster than gnats in cobwebs."
1.-THE rose Of your cheek is precious,
"Your eyes are warmer than wine;
"You catch mems souls in the meshes
"Of curls that ripple and shine"
For man far sooner would bear hurt
"Than stoop to wrangle with flrt.'
"Oh, woman. woman tickle ever,
''Ineonstant as the sea or wind"
Friendship between women is a cessation
of hoslilities.-From the French.
: Seduction is The art of fiattering womans
egotism.
Praise woman's wit, you are ridiculous;
her virtue, stupid; but her costume, the most
charming Of men.
Religion is the last resort of a woman whom
love and society have deserted.
The fallen woman is the creation of society.
Society, therefore, to be consistent should
either recognize the woman or abandon
virtue.
Women fear Death because with him their
charms are powerless.
When two women kiss it is but the artiice
Dy Wulcu tHey COlICehl IllelT IuOuSnL.
Asked Altrophus OF Menaus, slow shall
be revenged on my false lover And Menaus
answered, Deceive her, for woman de-
eeived is a woman punished by the poison
which her own heart has distilled
Parasites attach themselves more readily to
women than to men. Women are more sus-
ceptible to fiattery.
To wealthy woman marriage is but an ex-
change of one commodity for another; to
her husband it is the getting of the best end
of bad bargain.
Poets may sing of love until doomsdGy,
but MammOn will still win where seraphs
might despair.
woman's first baby is darling; her Sec
ond a dear, and the third nuisance.
A woman's declaration 81 love-" should al
ways be taken with the reservation "WhoH''
A miser, having marriedsa handsome girl
with a sharp tongue, uueried one day as to
why she married him.
For what had not, and what you pos
sessed: and which will be mine when you
are dead" she retorted.
The judge who sentenced noted murder
ess to death aud required that her punish
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-10-07
BRICA-BRAC.

Foggs-Just look at the absurd hail Why,
it's as tall as steeplel
Boggs-What's odd about thati Isn't there
q belle under it?-LIfe.
The poet is often saddest when he sings,
and so are the readers.-Merchant Traveller
Physician-What's the matterl
Patient-Rheumatics
Phvsician-Cause?
Patient-Attic rooms.-Boston Courier.
Next to having her young man come to
see her Thursday evening, girl likes to
stand on the sidewalk and look at the en-
gagement rings shown in a frst-class
jewelers. wlndow.-Somerville Journal
The most popular way of committing
suicide in California is to sit on keg of
powder and touch it off. It's a sort of de-
mise, coroner's inquest and funeral rolled
together and saves no end Of work for the
relatives Free Press.
A man who quits running a printing
machine does not necessarily go into the
carving business, although he becomes an
ex-pressman. Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
Jones-Those Washington ball players are
regular shoemakers.
Brownies. I've noticed they've gone
back to the last.-Washington Critic.
The man who will joyously stand up in
canoe and paddle across a wind-toSsed lake
thinks he is IN an awful box when he has to
stand up on q cosy ferryboat crossing the
North Riyer.-PUck.
Out in California they wrap fruit trees
with cloth to keep them from being sun
burned. The next thing We know they will
be putting wells on the oranges to keep off
freckles.-Burlingto Free Press.
On the dedication page of Amelie Riges'
new tragedy, '-Herod and Marianne are
the words, ''To my husband" and little
lower, copyrighted, 1888, by j. B. Llppin-
colt & Co." 1t is not every young wife who
can get her husband copyrighted by finan-
eially responsible firm.