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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

straw; Myria was no straw. bnt a
plank of safety, very steamboat.
as one NAV say; and / caught at and
held her fast
When / recovered sufficient presence
of mind to open my eyes. l saw that
my wife presented q remarkably splen-
did appearance.
She wore a new satin gown, very
unsecluded at the top, and voluminous
at the bottom. while her hair was full
two inches higher than ! had ever seen
it before.
was always a little afraid of Myri
in full undress, and to save my life |
couldn't brace up enough to demand
the explanation which the circumanees
required.
Come" said she, authoritatively
linking her arms in mine. 1--WE are all
ready and waiting for you /"
wanted to hang back, wanted to
run, wanted most of all to 60 home,
instead of which. walked decorously
into brilliantly lighted. and crowded
room, in the centre of which stood a
Clergyman and facing him, young
man and woman.
An instantaneous hush greeted our
entrance; hush broken b. the voice of
the clergyman, repeating brief and
simple marriage service.
1t was not unit after they were pro-
nounced man and wife that awoke to
realiz ng sense of the fact that was
attending the wedding OF my son Peter
and Rosabella McCalister.
l have in reality good deal of nerve
and backbone. In spite of the terrible
experiences of the early part of the
evening, / rose to the occasion as few
men could have done.
I kissed the bride. l shook hands
with the bridegroom, 1 filled out the
check which his mother handed me for
twenty thousand dollars; | partook Of
the wedding supper, l drank to the
health of the young couple and | urg-
ed. actually begged. my dear wife to
accompany them as far as Exeter.
l went after her the next day, taking
with me the finest set of diamonds to
be procured in the city.
[ do not believe in bribery and cor
ruption, but think any man perfectly
justified in tax ng precautionarF meas
ures to guard against a domestic
cyclone.
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go cAlnLy, you CAN'T WIN BY FORCING"
Mrs. Marargrss Clark,s Advice TO Lot
terv pIavers-Sha Won $4,000.

Mrs. Marargref Clarkss Advice TO Los.
terry PIayers-She Won 81 5000.
"Since you win buckle fortune on my back,
To bear her burden whe'r viii or no.
must have patience to endure the load
These meaning lines of Shakespeare
came wildly to the mind of the reporter
of the Picayune, who called Thursday
noon at the Office of the Louisiana State
Lottery company and was introduced to
Margaret Breen, wife of Thomas CLARK.
The lady who is native of Ireland,
county Fermanagh, was accompanied by
her husband. They held in their pos
session one-tenth of ticket number
71,411, which at the last drawing OF the
lottery became entitled to the capital
prize of $3.50,
1t was in 1859 that the couple were
married. They have lived happily to-
gethcr and have a family of six chill
dren all of whom are full grown. Clark.
who has been boss slater by trade for
thirty-one years, pursued the duties OF
his calling and Mrs. Clark attended to
the affairs of the household. Both par
ents have been heavy players In the
lottery.
The husband, on the other hand, has
also been an ardent player and has only
been successful once, drawing prize OF
$3.50. Mrs. Clark advice to her hus-
band has always been: $50 calmly; you
can't win by forcing"
Speaking of the monthly drawings,
Mrs. Clark stated that the ticket with
which she had just drawn the capital
prize was the tenth of the kind that she
had ever purchased.
When the good woman was handed a
check for 49, on the New Orleans
National Bank she calmly took it, pro-
ceeded to the bank and deposited it fol
her account.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clark, who have hither'
to been in ordinary circumstances, say
they will continue working but not
trouble themselves to any extent. They
are, however, proud of their success, but
do not believe in the saying: every
man is the maker of his own fortune, anC
must be, in some measure, the trumpet
of his fame. New Orleans La.
Picayune, Nov. 12, 1887.
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How an Engineer Would Run q Paper.

A great newspaper is a mighty en-
CINE. q guess l am not the first man
who has said that, but--) If
were to run such an engine. a real. lit
erary. political. social. moral locomo-
tive, I'd fill her with the coal of con-
viction and the water of candor, and
get up the steam of enthusiasm.
Then I'd grasp the lever OF intention
with the hand of justice, and run her
out upon the main track, hook on to
the leading ideas. open the sand-box
and pull out for the next station on the
road of progress, leaving the dead from
the last disaster to be buried by those
who love to linger about the deserted
stations OF the past. Steam would be
reversed on account of warnings from
ahead, but never on account of wall
ings from behind.-Raitacay Revies0.
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The Kind of a Girl to Have.

Minneapolis girls average better than
its editors. One of them Ia girl, not an
editor) was out with youn G man the
other evening. and when he put his
hand in his pocket to pay for the Ice
cream that they had eaten. she saw by
the expression of his face that he had
forgotten his money. She let him hunt
a moment, and then with rare pres
ence of mind. handed him her own pref
ty purse, saving: ''How stupid OF me,
1 declare. When you passed me your
purse in the postofiice, while you
stamped your letter, forgot to return
it.'' The grateful young fellow took
the purse and paid the bill; now he
would go through fire and water to
please that girl. Chicago Herald
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An Episode.
BY C. JEWETT.

every time look at you," said
Myri. severely, II am reminded of that
text of Scripture, There is no fool like
an old fool"
Now l don't in the least mind being
called fool. or even an old fool
Myri and 1 are neither of us spring
chickens; but do. and l always did,
object to her habit of finding all her
unpleasant speeches inside the Bible.
The misquota;ion. not the assertion,
touched my temper, and I answered
with considerable indignation, that no
such remarkable statement could be
found between the covers of the Good
Book.
'If it amt there, il ought to be. !"
persisted Myri, 'for it Is gospel truth
any way, and in your case must say
am surprised at II"
Here is Peter, as good boy as ever
lived in love with pretty respectable
girl. and you won't give your consent
to his marriage. won't see the young
lady, won's listen to reason, and won't
understand that you are driving him
into deceit and disobedience.
"Deceit and disobedincer' cried /;
sid just like The to catch him at any
thing of the kind. When Peter arrives
Mt manageable age will pick out Il
wife for him myself. a woman with
brains and money, not giggling little
shop girl"
As spoke l left the room, shutting
the door vigorously; l do not mean to
insinuate that slammed it, only closed
1t impressively as one may say. Lal'
ways do that at the end of an argument
because it browns. the sound Of the hui
man voice and one can 60 away with
the comfortable assurance OF having
had the last word.
Even this privilege, however, failed
10 restore my equanimity. was wor'
ried and vexed about Peter. The boy
was Just like his mother, determined tC
have his own way in every trifle. and
knew well enough that if he Had set his
mind on a wife should have to get him
pne; as for that huzzy in Atkinson's dry
goods store she would not do at all; OF
any of her kind.
knew 'um, the streets are full o.
'um, pert, saucy. minxs, all airs ant
graces, rhine stone and ribbons.
just rs / had about made up my mind
that l should have to send him to Aus
tralis or Van Dicmen's Land or some
other retreat where the young of the
opposite sex lack the allurements of DO
som pins and bustles, \ little lady en-
tered the car whose appearances exact
J. suited me.
don't often look at girls. Myri say
IL is scandelouus at my time of life; bI
ON Peters account broke through m,
usual reserve and examined her some
what attentively.
She wasn't exactly handsome. Blu
clean and fresh looking round ant
rosy, and neatly dressed in some sor
of gray stuff, that made her look like
lump little pigeon.
She did not put on airs, or wea'
jewelry; but she had the very sweetes
voice in the world.
/ made sure of that because sh'
stepped on my tenderest corn, and OF
again with lady-like apology.
She hurt me terribly. but there is
rood deal of the stuff in me, out o
which martyrs are made. and when
saw how distressed she was, l hid M.
anguish and entered into conversation
/ do not think Myri would have ap
proved of the bright little smile sh'
gave me at parting, wasn't quit
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Somewhat Overburdened.

George, DEAR" said Naomi. Il am
afraid that you are too industrious in
your efforts to win enough money to
obtain papa's consent. Your health
will break down under it.
"Too industrousp Why, I don't
work very hard.
"Oh, yes you do"
"How do you knowp'
"Why. I heard papa say to-day that
you were carrying an awful load last
night"
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Webster's Unabridged Dictionary says
that an almanac is "a book or table con
tanning calendar of days, weeks and
months, to which astronomical data and
various statistics are often added, such
as the times OF the rising and setting CT the
sun and moon, changes Of the moon,
eclipses, hours Of full tide, stated festivals,
of churches, weather probabilities, etc"
All this and more too will be found in the
Ben Franklin Almanac issued by the Chi.
cago, Milwaukee & st. Paul railway. Send
six cents in postage to A. V. H. Carpenter,
General Passenger Agent, Milwaukee, Wis,
and an almanac for 1888 will be forwarded
to your address.
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Not Altogether Friendless.

The small child is to the front again.
He had been naughty. The naughti..
ness of youth and the naughtlness OF
age are widely different.
IF you do that nobody, will love
you." the tender mother told him.
.'Taint so. / know one Who'll IL like
me-" he answered.
'.Whop'
..Satan. He likes the bad ones"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

On the appearance Of the first symptoms
as general debility, loss OF appetite. pal
lor, chilly sensations, followed by night
sweats and cough-prompt measures Tor
relief should be taken. Consumption is
scrofulous disease of the lungs; therefore
use the great anti-scrofula, or blood-puri-
fer and ength-restorer-Dr. Pierce
"Golden Medical Discovery" Superior to
cod liver oil as nutritive. and unsur'
passed as a pectoral. For weak lungs,
splitting OF blood, and kindred affections. il
has no equal. Sold by druggists the world
over For DR.. Pierce's treatise on con
sumption, send 10 cents in stamps. to
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association
663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
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HOW TO MAKE MONEY.
The Latest Scheme-An Omaha House
Giving Away $500 Gold Watches
onA Saving Machines.

The dull winter months are here and many peo-
ple are looking about for a chance to earn little
extra money without doubt the latest best
and most taking scheme ever heard OF Is the ofler
made by the Herald Pub. Co., publishers Of the
Omaha Daily and Weekly Herald. Men, boys
and women especially those in farming communi-
ties and in small towns, will find it long sought
boon.
During the months OF December, January and
February big wages and even more may be
earned in the way OF ready cash. besides securing.
absolutely free Of cost, gold watch worth $500
or a sewing machine of equal value, Send name
and address by postal card or letter for free
samples and full particulars, Address,
THE HERALD PUB. CO., Omaha, Neb.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

The proprfetors OF the Moxie Nerve Food,
that is creating such an excitement all over
the country as a remedy for the liquor
habit and nervous exhaustion, or results
OF overwork, talk the best senseyet. They
say the nervous system is the seat OF life,
and controls the functions OF the body
The functions OF the body are to take nu'
triton and get rid OF a corresponding
amount OF old and impure material. Il
the nerves are strong enough to do this, we
are well, and the blood purifies itself every
day; il not, we are i'll. This is the whole
system OF health in q nutshell.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Every person is interested in their own
affairs, and if this meets the eye OF any one
who is suffering from the effects OF a torpid
liver, we will admit that he is interested In
getting well. Get bottle OF Prickly Ash
Bitters, use it rs directed, and you Will al
MaYs be glad YOU read this item.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Someone has declared conceit worse than
consumption, and the comparison is a true
one. Many are the ''conceited" who CRY
down legitimate remedies, and who deluds
suffering humanity, whose only salvation
is the immediate use Of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup.
Hsjests at scars, who never felt wound"
and q man may stand with his hands IN
his pockets and laugh at poor, worn
rheumatic. but II he is a gentleman, he'll
step into the nearest drug-shop and buy
him q bottle OF Salvation Oil for 20 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

HAVE You CArARRH? There is one rem
edy you can try without danger OF hum
bug. Send to Il. G. Coleman, chemist. Kali
amazoo, Mich, for trial package OF his
catarrh cure. His only mode OF advertise
ing is by giving it away. Postage, &c.
Judge for yourself. Mention this paper.
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To the Editor
Please inform you readers that have
a positive remedy for the above named
disease. By it's timely USE thousands OF
hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. / shall be glad to send two bottles
of nv remedy FREE to any OF your readers
who have consumption il they will send me
their Express and P. o. address.
Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. c.,
1S1 Pearl st., New York.
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that eatarrh will in time wear out. The
theory is false. Men try to believe it De-
cause it would be pleasant if true, but 1t IS
not, as all know. Do not let an acute at
tack Of cold in the head remain unsubdued.
1t is liable to develop into catarrh. 1ou
can rid yourself OF the cold and avoid all
chance OF catarrh by using DIR. Sages "a,
tarrh Remedy. If already afflicted rid
yourself of this troublesome disease speed
lily by the same means. At all druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

The only remedy that cures gals, cuts and
wounds on horses and cattle, and always grows
the hair in its original color, is Veterinary
CarbOIisalve. SOC and 81, at Druggists or by
mail. Cole l. Co.. Black River Falls, Wis
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

When Baby was sick. we gave her Castoria-
When she was q Child. she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria-
When she had Children. she gave them castoris
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Known and used by Physicians all over
the world. Scott's Emulsion not only gives
flesh and strength by virtue OF it's own nu-
tritious properties, but creates an appe.
tite for food that builds up the wasted
body. II have been using Scott's Emulsion
for several years, and am pleased with it's
action. My patients say tits pleasant and
palatable, and all grow stronger and gain
flesh from the use Of it. l use itin all cases
OF Wasting Diseases, and it is specially use,
full for children when nutrient medication
is needed, as in Marasmus. IT. w. PIERCE,
M. D., Knoxville, Ala.
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We Submit Facts.

In regard to Hoods sarsaparfla as . remedy for
rheumatism, and ask you If you arc afnicted with
this disease to try the medicine which has 30 greatly
benefited others. Hundreds Of people who sunered
the tortures of rheumatism, even In Its severest
fosms have been perfectly cured by Hoods sarsapa-
rla the great blood purifier II corrects the acidty
Of the blood which ia the o. the disease and
gives strength and vigor to every part of the body
my wife has been troubled Q long time with In
nammatory rheumatism, and was 90 bad last spring
that It was hard work for her to walk. She derived
more real help from taking four bottles Of HOODS
sarsaparills than from any other medicine she has
taken" JOSEPH F. GREEN. cor First and Canal
streets Dayton. Ohio
81 used Hoods Ssrsaparilla last spring. and can
truly say 1t helped me very much. To those suner
ing with bilious complaints nervous prosrstion, q
rheumatism, earnestly recommend it." MRS. x.
CARPENTER Kalamazoo, Mich.
Hoods SarsaparilIa
Sold by oil druggists sl six for Is. Prepared BY O.
HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries Lowell, Mass
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

A CoUGH, COLD, OR SORE THROAT should
not be neglected. Browns Bronchial
Troches are simple remedy, and give
prompt relief. rs cts. a box.
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are immensely strengthened by the use OF
DIR. R. v. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
which cures all female arrangements, and
gives tone to the system. Sold by drug
gists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

II afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
25c.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

BOYS in Texas never whip their teachers
unless the teachers commence it.
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To love and to bslieve-these two powers
can raise our lives.
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Samuel J. Tilden's will is still in the
courts.
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A Wonderful Food and Medicin

Beauty deprived Of its proper foils ane
adiuncts ceases to be enjoyed as beauty.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

The greatest event in a hens life is made
up of an egg and cackle.
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LIQUOR Habit vanquished.

The frenzy OF nations is the statesman
| ship OF fate.-Bulwer Lytton.
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The Weaker Sex

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by
any outward touch as sunbeam.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Whatever comes from the brain carries
the hue Of the place it came from.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

If a cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso' q
Cure for Consnmntion and rest well.
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Farmers and Stockmen.

The scientists declare that just ninety
per cent OF man is water.
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DO Not Think for a Moment

Life is short day, but it Is working
day.-Hannah More.
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RELIABLE ALMANAC for 1883.

Every man has his secret sorrows whic
the world knows not.
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Consumption surely Cured.

Anarchists OF the Johann Most cut are
hewers OF nothing and drawers OF beer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Let every man take care how he speaks
or writes Of honest people.
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Cheap Farming Lands South.

The bee, though it finds every rose has I
thorn, comes back loaded with honey.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-14

Susan B. Anthony is working up female
suffrage boom in Indiana.
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Advice 20 Cousumptives.

Only a rich man can afford gas as means
OF suicide nowadays.