davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

skonczy rok siedemnasty zycia,
albo tel mice ma to p~ozwolenie, 0
ktore must SIG starac przez ladra-
ia W tym powiecie W kt6rym
mieszka q toruhskiego Przwaciela.)
Mo&e wdepnqc 1 wrona! Biedna
Jakas wrona, zmeczona wichrem,
chcia}a sobie odpoczac ma chora-
giewce cd wiatru ma wiezy koscio-
Ia W Lubawie. Usiad}a tez tam,
ale tax nieszczesllwie wdep}a w
szpare tel starej %choragiewki bla-
szanej, re zadna juz miara nogi
wydobyG z niej ME mog}a i jak-
by W sid}ach z}apana, zameczy}a
sic i zdech}a z g1odu.
W Radsvnie umarf II I'm. le-
karz i chirurg powiatowy Blech-
schmidt. Osiad} sic W tenn mie$cie
tax cos pred so laty. Lubo jest
W Radzynie lekarz Polak, okolica
ia wystarczy}aby przeclez dosko-
male zatrudnienie / dobre utrzy-
mamie ola drugiego.
" Chctmnie sprzedaf apte-
karz Rost apteke swoia f. Nabe-
lowi Olawy ma Szlasku.
Maszyna DO Huczeuia kanaieni.
Mazurzy nazywaja ja ,,cziadkiem
do gryzienia orzech6w", ~ mn TAXA
maszyne kolej Observation-Disclosures
i pod Dziatdowem ma Mazurach,
5dzie kamich ma kamien1u, nn ka-
MENU kamieh, kaze Lila tue ka-
mionie. Tenn t]uezonemi kamienia-
mi zamiast 2wiru wysypuja droge
zelazna miqdzy szynaml. Ma dzieh
ttucze maszyna ia 1880 metr6w
k%ubicznych. Ale MIN wszystkie ka-
mienie mazurskie wyttueze, pewnie
jej zeby stepieja.
Polar. w dniu 6 bm. mi
szczyt pozar wszystkle zabudowa
MIA gospodarcze i com mieszKalny
wlasciciela p. Bartosihsklego W Sic
moniu pod Toruniem.
Rwien wierzyciel W powiccie
swieckim postal dfuznikowi rachu-
nek. Ow dfuznik uwaza1 to "a Tart
spalif rachunek, popiof zebraf, VITO
zyi W koperte ze st6sowcm uwia-
domieniem pos4at ten list wierzy-
cioluwi, nazwawszy poplct PROSE-
klein uspakaj acym. WlerzycieI sic
obrazif, dtuznika po1waf do sadu
i sad skazat owego dtu&n'ku ma ia.
pfacenia kosztow ma 8 mark ka-
ry pieniezneJ. Koszta tego procesu
wynosify 20 marek.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
PEACCIE IA
".
w. KS.
~ OhooZo.h nod Wont,

" Obornihach, mad Warta W
w. Ksiestwie Poznahskiem, zdarzy-
10 sic W niedziele wielkie ~nieszczes-
Gle. Obecnie dochodza blizsze szcze-
gdfy o tym wypadku. = Ostatnia
pow6dz, jak w1adomo, %zniszczyla n a
Warcic most W Obornikach, ktory
zastapiono n%astepnie tymczasowym
mostem pontonowym, wybudowa-
nym przez pionier6w wojskowych
2 G(ogowy. Ostatnie kry ma War
Gle pospycha}v rontony. tax re
przeprawa z%osta}a przerwana i chy-
ba todziq MONA by}o sic przez
Warte przeprawiat. Jakoz W ME
dziele ku wieczorowi wlele ludu
sic p%rzewozi}o \ jednego nabrzeg
drugi zeki. LODI prowadzona by
10 M lince, ktdm pek}a W chwili,
kiedy iddz znajdowa}a sic ma sa-
III III SIouhV lHChl, ~ ~ al WlclS
naraz zabrano ludzi, prqd jig wy
wrdcil j wszyscy wpadli do woody.
Idoiano wiekszq czest ludzi, pre-
waznic 4 Obornik, wyratowat, W
czem jak mGwiono, bardzo sic
przysiuAyi pcwicn siodlarz, ktory
co dopiero powrdciI \ O%bjezicrza,
gdzio byl nm robocie. Okolo 5 do
> osob utonrio clnin lch unIosln
wodn ku O%brzyehui jedni nnwet
twierdzp, II utonrlo %jeszczr wieccj
ludlj, clepo IN iNzin @stwicrIlid ME
bylo mohnn, gdyI btli io ludzie
prlewulpio okolieAui. Siraszpy
miHi bie prhedelnwInd widok, gdy
pnlfhauo nn lonlce hobioly die.
a. Ml elpkhJpee re" % pouuoc, \
ktorp in Wlljst hu wielhjemu ~.
lOwl lul Dis MJolHno Nh my
pugbleuls " enlem mlehelo opiDm.
30, lossrenbuls Hll sir IN homi
syR lowlHloSA ki"ieJ pnd0bDo me-
elg bbio @leesl jbnd . bofpioelen.
J silva 9eia ludehiego ! poslarpd ~,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
"C0N|EC |SKRA"
GzasoRismo 4ifustfowana
WraZ u
D0tatkiem p0wiesci0wym
wychodzace we Lwew,e
ROK JEDENASTY

DOCaCklem pOWleSclOWym
wychodzaee We Lwew!e
ROK JEDENASTY
ma Freeman ca tydzieh pod naczel-
na redakcya Chamskiego.
TAX Goniec, jak i Iskra sic illus
trowane. ,,Goniec" zumlcszcza it,
~lustracye portretowe / rodzajowe,
zas ,,Iskra" l~lfustracye humorysty-
czne ] satyryczne. Formal duzy,
trcsG bfita.
Do ,.Gonca"i ,.Iskry" dotacza
sic e D0datek powjeSc1o-
wy. Obecnie W tym dOdntKu Mas
ME r%ozpoczeto drukowac dru-
g e Wy dani e wiekszei powir-
Sci W 3 vzesciach p. NJ. D.
G hamsk ego pit Nasze ~
Gle. Powiesc la, ktora krytyka
postawiia W rzedzle m"jlepszych
powiesci ~polskich, osnuta jest W
czesci ma wypadkuch 1893 roku:
ma stosunkach Poznanskich i Prus
Zachodnich.
,,Goniec i Iskra" wzajemnio
dopetniaj4 sic. Goniec xumieszcza
rome artykafy ropularne, polltycz-
ne, spoieczne, Powiesci, poezyc,
k%rltyke t. p. zas ~,,Iskra" po-
slada lre5G humorystyczna i salty
rycza, PREY bardzo bogatej eng
Sci illustracvjnej. Ola Polahow IN
~mieszhatych ma daleklej obczyznie,
.,Gonicc j Jskra" stanowla praw
DIVA %umystowa przyjnmn"sG =
roniewa4 obok |louczajacci tresci
wesotej rozrywk' 50 rismami ma
wsircs pelslucmi, " zasad"ch jas
nych, patryotyczny ch, uczciwvch i
zdrowych przynosza vice
pod niebn ojczystego do chaty
polskiego tuiaczn zacne mysli o.
wiane cieplem T%odzinnem, zdro-
wy, a szczcry humor roiski, z dru-
giej zi,ml polskiej przybywajacy,
,Goniec j I.kra Gotatkiem po-
wicsciowym moga bye tyIko
razem prenumorownne. preDu-
merato caioroczna y pre-
sclka 40 Ameryk', LAX poihsrncl,
iak i p%otndniowej, ",az do innych
zn"renuowycl, KRAKOW koszuujc
TiLKO l DOLARi, hub 20 fran
kow Mo&na prenumcrSwnG !
IN krolo1y rza", jab mn rok, alo
dIa wy%dnynlctwa %wygodnio na
czns dusty, prenumcrnle nnido.
godnieJ ~przeslnG doIanmi papIo.
rowumi, hub inncml bnDknotami
W llscio ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, nlbo
wIeslrle pIHekhhcm p~oeztowym,
prsDumerowaG motna IM&dc.
rhwli-- nuHern zalegte \ poczat
ki.m powiebe m &adauio natysh,
mlast przoseiuJa pl9
Administrators
lsOUcn Iskry
Lw6w Lembergl
: EuTopn-Auslrya N6alieya)
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
PfACCIE IA
II.
lSaIicya.

Zw{oki $p. Adama Michiewicsa,
ktore spoczywaja cd 30 przesz}o
lat ma cmentarzu w Montmorency
pod Paryzem, postanowiono spro-
a d do Krako i
z}olyc podziemi u ma
w aw | u. Kapitu}a katedralna
krakowska o%dstepuje ma ten Gel
iedne ~rypt pod lewa nawa kos
cio4a. Plan ia s%arkolag podja}
sic professor S}awomir Odrzywolski.
Poniewan sprowadzenie zwlok
tych narodowi drogich wymaga
funduszow, przeto zawiazal sic w
tym ceIu komitet, wystaraf sic u
rzadu o pozwolcnic zbieranla ska
dek i Oily wa SIG DO narodu 2
prosba % dobrowolnc oliary pie
niezne.
Kcdakcva nasza chgtmlc Ola
rule poSrednictwo. prZcsy1aniu
dobrowolnNc ell skiadck.
II Krahowa. XmnrI tutaj Wa
lery Rzewuski, lol"grat, obywatel
prawy M%siuzony oI<olo sprnw
miasta hrnju.
Mlodziel ahndcmlclm odbyia
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
III.
Szlask.

Biiskupice. Poniewaz w tutej-
szych lasach kfusownictwo wild
dleberei) jest ma porzadku dzien-
nym, zrobiono W p~rzesz}ym tygod-
niu zasadzke ma z}odziei. Lesniczy
Nowak capotka1 PREY tel sposob-
nosci dawno juz o k}usownictwo
podejrzanego straznika kolejowego
w., Ktdry mia} finite W 1eku.
Prey przes}uchach oswiadczy} w.,
re uciek| mu kr6lik, ktorego W le-
sic szuka}. Gdy W kr6tce potem
odbyto rewizya W mieszkaniu straz-
nika, ME znaleziono jednakowoz
mic podejrzanego.
Radzionk6w Pewien gornik "a
trudniony w kopalni Rakusa INA
lazf W ziemi PREY kopaniu garnek,
W kt6rym sig znajdowa4a bry}a
srebra srebra oko}o 5 funtow ciez-
ka i kilka monet z roku 1913.
Skarb ten oddano zarzadzcy kopal-
nj, p. Muszalikowi.
Brzezinka p. Myslowicami, Ko-
palma ,,Wady" zalana wodq, ktora
%staraja sic jak najpredzej ~osuszyc.
T6szek. We wtorek wieczorem
do uaszego 70-letniego TAX pozaw-
nego kochanego kanonika ks.
Banneth pewien nieznany mezczyz-
ma przyby} zam6wic - jak mo-
viii pogrzeb. Tymczasem tenze
zabra} sic do d%uszenia naszego pa
sierra, a gdyby ME przytomnosc
kanonika re puka} nogami CO u
s}ysza} ks. vikary i pospieszy} ma
ratunek, by}by ME tylko zamordo-
wal, ale i zrabowa}. TAX vice
schwytano bratka i osadzono lynn
czasem pod kluczem.
Kujawy. Pred niedawnym
czasem, DO niespe}na poi rokiem,
dostallsmy z G~osciecina ks. fararza
W osobie ks. Wrohskiego. z ca}ego
serca dziekujemy Bogu, re nam
przysta} tax czcigodnego i dobrego,
mi4ego %ksiezoszka. Bylibysmy go
ma pierwszem kroku bardzo SWIFT
ME przyjmowali. ale prawie traf}
pogrzeb naszego Cesarza. Kochani
parafanie, bardzo was pieknie pro-
sze, ME czyhmy naszemu ukocha-
MENU ksiezoszkowi zadnych PREY
krosci, azeby mas tax predko ME
o%puszcza} jak poprzednicy jego.
Gdyby mas mia} talk rych}o opus.
cid, tobysmy wszyscy cd smutku
p}akali.
Wybory wypad}y lie ola mas
DO tylko 6 g}os6w nasi dostali, be
ich ma}o by}o, a CT, co przysli, ME
g}osowali pc katolicku. Lud bar
dzo ciemny, Mkt mic ME czyta.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

"a. otfaLy WynOSZI OKolo lAllloli'
rubli.
Warssawa. w ~zaprzesz}q sobo-
te 10 b. m. w fabryce wyrobow
zelaznych emaljowanych firmly
,,Wulkan" ma Pradze, nastspi} wy
buch kotfa parowego. Ably mice
pojecie o huku i sile wstrzasnie-
MIA budynku, przytoczymy, re
wszystkie zabudowania W fabryce,
jak rowniez domy sasiednie "a
trzesfy sic. Ca1y budynek zamie-
niony W stos gruzow, ceggfa ME
pozosta}a PREY cegle, belka PREY
belize. Czesci zelazne kot}a lata}y
niby pfatki sniegu W powletrza,
a hukowi podobnemu do odg}osu
setek armat wt6rowa} iek bolu...
Gdy och}onisto z p%rzerazenla, rzu-
como sic ma ratunek i wydobyto z
pod gruzow 4 robotnik6w rannych,
lecz ]eszcze zywych. Tokarz Jan
Szczepahski i p%racujaca W malarni
J6zefa Karpihska, zabici ma miej-
SOU. Pierwszy przygnieciony drzwia-
mi, Karpihska odrzucona daleko,
prawie pod sam wa}... straty ia
bryki dochodza kilkudziesieciu ty-
siecy rubli, liczac juz uporzadko-
wanie jej ma nowo. Uporzadkowa-
MEM tenn zajeci beda 1obotnicy
miejscowi, co i'm zapewni ma IA
zie kawa}ek chleba.
/ Kara prasowa. Rozporz2dze-
Y MEM p. warszawskiego jenera}-
n gubernatora redaktor czasoplsma
q correspondent P}ocki" p. Zygmunt
n Rosciszewski "a u"mieszczenle ar
4 tyku}u o szkolnictwie w CUB.
4 p}ockiej skazany zosta} ma kare
II 100 rs. autor zas artyku}u, p. q.
n Naimski ma miesiac wiezy w
u magistrate p}ockim.
w Kr6lestwie Polskiem spad}y
U wlelkie sniegi, ztqd wielka Ottawa
miedzy rolnikami. Wszystklm gro
ri bieda a ma domiar z}ego wy
u buch}a W Lublinie czarna ospa i
3 zabiera liczne ofiary.
VI W Warszawie. J6zef Rostkow-
" ski, obyw. ziem. Ignacy Szpad-
Il kowski, m}ody lekarz, autoc wielu
q prac z dziedziny %medecyny og6l-
mel, praktyke swoja rozpoczyna}
Y w Saratowie. w Lublinie: Piotr
u e b S k i, b. professor szko}
W Puftusku, nastepnie inspector
szk6f 1odzkich, a o%statecznie rex
tor gimnazyum w Kaliszu. Ma
wsi pod Kazaniem znlar} pred
kilku tygodnlami J6zef Mock:
zapisa} 1000 RS. ma w~arszawskie
instytucye dobroczynne.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
Micha1 Kubeczak, da

Machaf Kubeczak, dawniejszy
proboszcz pahstwowy W Ksiazu W
Poznahskiem, ktory przeciez z pro-
bostwa tego ustqpi} a teraz cd
rzadu pobiera zas}ugi i mieszka W
Berlinie, wziaf W tych dniah ma
urzedzie stanu cywilnego W Berli-
ME Stub z Franciszkq Kasprzycka,
swoja gospodynia. Co do religii
podali oboje, re SO starokatollkami.
Zarazem uzna} Knbeczak dziecko
Franciszka Kasprzyckiej, juz try.
letnie, "a swoje.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

o pezpleczny pram, ably komunl-
kacya jakabadz co rychlej przy-
wr6clc. Juz dawniej wys}ano ma
MIA zazalenia do n~aczelnego preze-
sa ministra, ma kt6re dotad od-
powiedzi ME nadesz}y. Zapewne
sledztwo z powodu n~ieszczescla te-
go zarzadzone wykaze, czy i o lie
spada wilma ma komisyq powiato-
wa. Inni twierdza, re tylko je-
den 14-letni ch}opak utona}.
q Wqgr6wca donosza, re W
pensyonacie PAM Brown przywr6-
conc nauke religii sw. jezyku
polskim; dziekl staraniom kilku
matek, m%ajacych tam swe c6rki,
sic o to stanowczo upomnia}y, wi
dzia}a SIG PAM Brown znieYolona
ustapit zadose uczynit tym s}usz-
nym i sprawiedliwym zadaniom.
SIP. Mandolin Wodpol, veteran
z 1881 roku, kt6ry pred tygodniem
umar} w Poznaniu, zapisa} tesla
mentem 1900 marek Towarzystwu
Naukowej Pomocy imienia Karola
Marcinkowskiego.
Po5ary. w NJ in u oby-
watela p. Stefahskiego wybuch} o.
glen przez zapalenie sic belki PREY
kominie i pozar przeni6s} sic ma
przyleg}y chlew obywatela p. Bro
dzihskiego. - w Ii i e
pod Sremem spali}a sic stodo}a i
cnlew gospodarza Waw. Skrzyp-
| czaka.
+ Zmorh. - w Borku rozstal
sic tym swiatem S. p. Wawrzyn
Tomaszewski W So roku zyeia. -
w Kostrzynie umar}a Wincenty-
ma Nowakowska, M. Hoffman,
p~yzezywszy lat %.
w Przyplepkach umar}a Ag-
niszka G}owacka, lat ~.
" Ostrzer4owiie osiedli} sic le-
kar praktyczny DR.. W4adys}aw Jor-
dan.
Prey ostatnich Dyborach okaza}o
sic, re dzia}anie komisyi koloni-
zacyjnej zada}o sprawie polskiej
clos okropny. Nasi stracili, miano-
wicie w powiecle gnieznihskim,
k1lkadziesiat g}osow ma walmar6w.
4 Krakovskiiej ,,Nowej Refor-
my" wystqpi} jej kilkoletni wsp6f-
pracownik DR.. Tadeusz Smarzew-
ski, syn zmar}ego q zas}uzonego
pos4a rady panstwa.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
PEACCIE IA
Prusy H'Olskie.

Na gran7cy "a Brodnica Ger
pal zo}nierz ~rosylski wode 2 gle
bokiej a tylko nisko ogrodzonej
studni. Poslizna} sic i wpad}. jak
by} nachylony, ma glove do stud
nj cos 10 stop g}ebokiej. Tam pre-
siedzia} biedak przeszfo 2 godziny,
zanlm zmlarkowano, ze 60 mic
ma i gdzie jest. Gdy 90 ~przecicz
wydobyto, by} sobic zdr6w, jakby
nigdy mic.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

Na tych, hdrayj u& 4w4 lat IL!
Bardzo czesto zdarza sic W Ham
burgu i innych miastach nadmor-
skich, \ ktdrych ludzie do Anne
ryki wyjezdznjp, he tam policya
przydybujc chiopakdw wybicmjq-
cych sig do Amcryki, IL mnjgcych
ju& spe!nn lat II. Zwyhlc chiopcy
q ne mhJp na to poHwolcnia cd
lnndratn w'adHy woiskowci, wiec
ich poIicya chwytn j odseia, 1Lqd
przyszlL Ludzic bowiem ME VIE
dnq, 10 wediug prnwa ~pruskiego i
niemiechiego kahIy mehozylna,
shoro uko6ely lat H., Jnz naIrhy
do wojska ME wolno ma sic bel
opowiedhcnia ] polwolenin wynosif
Z Arnlu IN graniee kto ~ipe mn
MDliar isf luh N miodu do Anne.
yyki, mnsI 10 lrubid albo MuiDl
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20
Winohski Bank
Oszczednosci.

The Winona Servings Bank
Dr"ga al. miedzy Main i Center.
Bank ten bedzie placil pro-
cent cd wszeIkich depozyt6w,
poczawszy cd ~jednego dolara,
cd ! grudnia 1886 r.inadal.
Wypoaycza pieniadze ma me-
rucllomoscl,.
Czlonkowic Komitetu:
Wm, WIdnom, prezydent,
g. A. Morey, Wiceprezydent,
T., a, Rising, skarbpik,
H. ~ Kinney, Il, Is. Basford,
! II, Jenkins u, j. Ca,np.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

Micsska,icy u Lidzbarka j o.
kelley s%taraja sic, ably powiat wy
budowa} szose u lidzbarka do
Mrocza.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-12-20

zniszczy} 1875 budynk6w, a W tel
liczbie ogromne sk}ady lnu i zbo-
ia. Straty wynosza okolo miliona
rubli.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-07-11
From the Net0 York Sun,

The new duchess OF Marlborough came from
Troy, n. Y, and a lady from that city says
Another pretty Troy girl was Beatrice Hege-
man, daughter of that Dr. Hegeman who organ
lied the once famous Haymaker nine of base
ball players. He WAS monomaniac on base
ball at a time when that disease had not spread
as widely as now. The Hayrnakers were famous
winners in their day, but base ball had not be-
come as much of business as we see it at pres
eut, and Hegefnan's devotion Of time to the
management OF the nine did not yield much of
an income TO him. The consequence was that
he neg ected his medical practice and remained
comparatively poor. His daughter grew up
great beauty, and was the CHOSEN chtim Of Lily
Price. They kept ND their intimacy until Lily
married the eccentric millionaire Louis Ham
mersey, and came to New York to live. Several
years ago a card was sent up to her boudoir
bearing the name Of Beatrice Hegeman. This
was their first meeting in two years Beatrice
congratulated her friend upon her good fortune
And how is it," Mrs Hamersley asked
" ! am poor yet, was the reply, and my
ambition does not lie in the direction of a
wealthy husband. want TO be al actress.
nave had all the training tlat Troy and my
poor purse could afford, and | think am ready
10 go on the stage. But have tried in vain to
get chance, and am getting discouraged.
have not come to you for help in the way of
money but if you have influence wi any New
York theater manager, beg of you to let me
have it.
Mrs. Hamersley was not on speaking terms
with any theatrical gentlemen excepting David
to control society amateurs for charity per
tormances. He was just at that time engaged
IN rehearsing cast for The Romance of a
Poor Young Man. in which the now famous
Mrs. James Brown Potter was to enact the
heroine. Mrs. Hamersley gladly promised to
speak to Belasco about Miss Hegeman, and she
went to rehearsal for that purpose.
We'll, now, Mrs. Hamersley, If your friend
was equal to leading business she could be put
into this production. Mrs. Brown Potter is sud
denly i'll, the performance is fixed for next
week, and we don't know exactly what to do to
replace her
of course Mrs. Hamersley unreasonably
urged that her crony could play the part. She
couldn't give any reason for thinking so, but
woman never deals in logic. AT length an in
terview between Belasco and Miss Hegeman
was brought about, the society leaders in con
troll of the theatricals consented, and Miss
Hegeman made her debut. That was the start
which the Duchess of Marlborough gave to
Beatrice Cameron, now the leading actress in
Richard Mansfield company and about to go
to London with that organization. Miss Hege-
man took the stage name of Cameron and
owes her success to the start which her far
Chum gave her"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-07-11
BRIGHT BITS.

SCIENCE now claims that evory atom has a
little soul There are men who seem to have
snapped souls with atoms Murthd's Vineyard
Herald.
If you ask us if it's hot enough our sole reply
shall be; Go soak your head where sweep the
turb waves Of turbd Galliee.-Ltncotn
JOt01t0k.
ALTHorGH it is not generally known to the
world at large, there is an intense and bitter
rivalry between Lima aud Boston. Each claims
10 be the bean-h of the universe. Puck.
DO they miss me at homer" IL the favorite
song of the Burngtonian whose wife aud
GroWn-up daughter are fond Of pagging plates
and chunks OF coal at him burlington Free
Press
If young men In this country put half as
much energy into their daily work as they do
INTO playing ball the young men of this coun-
Try would be rich enough TO marry before they
were two years older -Some1U. lie Journal
BLArHER1Y think am almost at the
age when man suspects himself a fool
Jones-How's THAR
Blathery-I am 49,
Jones Why always had an idea that YOU
were 40 long agO.-Detr0it Free Press
A SAGE who lived before our day remarked
that Speech is silver" Could he 6yerhear the
small talk Of society today his remark wouId
have been modified, and his immortal saying
would nave been, Speech IS nickel, and poor
quality OF nickel at that'-Hdrper's Bdzdr
w Bill, SIR, Sald tne imported British dealer
In gents fancy goods to my mind this pat
terra ere sir is by far the most swagger; but
may he, as you say, sir the other as the most
X to IL; and wen gent as the 'eavy- booded
taste that you ave, sir don't set myself up as
a criterium. Puck,
THE other day female lion tanner had one of
her hands bitten off and swallowed by fero-
ciOus tiger,
My Godl' shrieked the husband who rush ed
on the scene in a state of indescribable aeita-
ton, was it the hand on which she wore the
diamond rng?'-FIgarO.
PHoroGRAPHER-The likeness is excellent. but
am AFRAID the expression is too sad. We had
better try again.
Customer-No no. The expression is all
right I've been practicing on it all the fore
noon I'm TO send the picture to my wife, who
Is visiting in the country, and it wouldn't do to
have anything hilarious about it, Harper's
rs there anything new under the SUM-" asked
Rollo, as he closed his book
Yes, said his Uncle George revenue"
II would be to some people," said Rollo's
mother, with quiet but womany severity And
Rollos Uncle George softly whistled a fragment
of two or three tunes and went out to see il the
next frost had killed any of the July roses
Burdefte
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-07-11
PROTECTING HIMSELF.
The Reasons a Georgian Had For Not
Sending His Sons to School.

Sending His Sons to School.
From, the Arkansaw Traveller.
A school commissioner called at the house of
a Georgia farmer and asked him if he intended
to send his children to school,
Il mout send the gals, the farmer replied,
but that'll be about all"
Are you SO busy that you cannot send the
boys?'
No, amt so mighty busy"
Then, why don't you send the boys?"
wall, I've got my reasons"
Don't you think that education would do
them good?'
"Yas, it mout"
us it, then, because you cannot clothe them
properly
NO far reckon they've got about ez good
WARM buds ez any chillen in the community"
Then why don't you send thems"
WALL tell you. Some time ago I sent my
son Jim off ter school. He went away with the
biggest sort Nv respek fur his daddy, fur l
could out knock him and fling him down ez fast
ez he could git I'D. Wall, sub, be stayed at
school awhile, learned new lot NV tricks. come
home, out-knocked me an flung me agin the
ground so hard that he knocked my hip ouuen
J'int. After this he driv me around putty
at all IF he hadenter went to that school he
would have been kind an fectionate, but he
went thar. ez ted you, on, that settled it an
let me tell you, Xnen a boy in this here neigh
borhood gifts so lt ken whup his daddy, wy that
household has dun lost its holt. No, mister, you
may take my gals an learn em all you please,
but I'd leetie ruther my boys would stay away.
Bill, y addressing one of his sons. come out
here and ii fling you down fur a quarter"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-07-11
The Survivors of Waterloo.
Fronl Me Mnnchester Gunrdfnn.


Who are the survivors of Waterloog The earl
of Albemarle and Gen. Whichcote figure in the
Army List as the only two men now alive
who shared in that famous fight The DGilu
Chronicle mentioned Lieut.. Col William Hewitt
as third, but there seems to he some doubt as
to the accuracy of the information He sold
out of the army sixty years ago, and if still
alive is in his Goth year The duke of Albemarle
in genial letter to the Daily Chronicle, says:
Mention is made in your impression Of this
morning of Lieut.. Col. William Hewitt as one
of the survivors of Waterloo. hope your in
formation is correct, for should like to greet
an old friend and comrade He was the Junior
captain of the regiment in which | served 10
the action. The editor of Harris Army List
knows nothing further of this officer than
that he sold out of the army nearly
sixty years ago (Aug. TO- 1928. Hewitt was
SIX years older than ], and | am in my Goth
year The earl of Albemare was born in
1899, and has probably been the eyewitness of
greater social and political changes than have
ever before happened within the compass of
single life. The map of Europe has been
changed again, and at home the changes have
been equally momentous. What is important
to notice Is that the alterations in the fabric of
English society have been made in the interests
of Justice and fairness The institutions of the
country are stronger now than they were ninety
years ago, because the mass of the people are
no longer outside the pale of the constitution
Every man would live long" said Swift, per
haps cynicaly, but no man would be old = In
our own day some public men have learned the
secret of a long life without growing old.
Among them we may surely include the
venerable peer who gave his Waterloo reoep-
tom on Monday