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The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1888-05-12
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: the Guutts or the state. Prompt nttrnt On
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Griffin, Ga, Echo:-"Our race has
received more consideration ut the
hands OF President Cleveland than any
president since the late war;"
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Weeklg Satelli9enfer,
nfslGIhl CITY AND COUNTY PAPER.

FERNS, 81 per Year.
\ deduction of ~ cents will he made il paid
strictly in udN anCr for II iul year.
ALEX a LESIElJR EDITOR
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1888-05-12

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Ed. W. Kruse's, Higginsyllle, ml0m2
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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
The Wealthy Citizen.

The bank president, the stock broker,
or the jewelry merchant is not always
the most wealthy man in society. The
man in the following story has perhaps
the most lucrative business now pos
sible. A prisoner was held in one OF
our cities on a grave charge.
"Does anybody go bail for this man ?"
asked the clerk of court.
II will, sir. 4" replied rather insignifi-
cant-looking man who was standing
near the rail.
"You" said the District Attorney
contemptuously, glancing at the stran-
gers clothing. You'll Are you aware,
sir, that the prisoner is held in fifteen
thousand dollars for trial ?"
al am, SIR said the stanger. II will
furnish security"
"Oh, you will, will your" said the Dis.
trict Attorney, sneeringly. AYour name
and address, may ask ?"
John Jones, coal DEALER said the
other, quietly.
And the District Attorney blushed
and said, Il beg your pardonl"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

or for every like quantity Of domestic goods
whis your tariff accidentally discouragss,
then that msnnfacture is misfortune II
without return. II f. no reply. under this
Government, 70 say that the Individual coIlee-
ton of two dollars, on ,-half OF which Is lost TO
the pc ope, IL easier because the poor fools dont
know IL.
tux ANCIENT QUOTATION PROM COLBERT
That 10 the cd quotation made from Colbert
In this country you do not ayow that you arc
trying to get tho maximum OF feathers out Of
the goose for the minimum Of squaiiins; You
can goose and deny him the poor privilege OF
noise. No. IL our proud bird ought TO surrender
ns Alone 10 ho rsS
to see just what feathers go
The forefathers OF these Democrats saw this.
for direct taSation rney were right Wby do
YOU not act like themp Why not be bold? Why
do you hesitate? IL is because twenty-seven
years OF knowledge divided you from them. In
your heart OF hearts you suspect your own logic
you dare not. You may well hesitate. Who
ever takes down the map OF 1860 and the map OF
1851 viii look upon the most wondrous growth
courses around the earth. IL is a marvellous
spectacle. IL 10 not alone the great cities. born
like civilizations, which fash prosperity oven
the great lakes. over the broad plains. over the
mighty fields rich with verdure or teenng with
uncounted harvest.
1T is not alone the lpiloi-up billions under
which the greatest national debt and war ex.
penttnrs combined the world ever saw has
me ted like an iceberg under "A tropic sun. IL IL
not alone the re iuvenated South turning its face
| TO It's great future. Nuy, IL Is not even ali oi
| these combined. 10 il the fact found by the
most cultured Englishman OF our day that al
! this wealth and prosperity has been so shaped
that IL seeks the comfort not OF the rich, not OF
the lounging owner OF fixed income. not of the
pemperel minion Of governmental power, but
loved, and who are of right the chief glory o
| this republic"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
Uncle Joe's Monopoly.

Uncle Joe is one of the most in.
genious darkies in Washington, writes
Edward Eggleston, in the Washington
Post. The other day he contrived tc
make rude wheelbarrow for himself
The morning after it was completed he
went out to try it. but was dismayed te
find it gone.
Il 'clah to gracious!' he exclaimed
Il knowed dat wah mighty nice
wheelbarrow, but didn't spec it gwine
to run off by its own self.
He presently found it in use in Jake
Turner's garden.
Jake, what YOU doin' wild my new
wheelbarrow. I'd like TO know?"
IVY, Uncle Joe, faint none Nv yo'rn.
Hit belongs to de community. Fer you
to keep it would be a monopoly"
"Haint done made it p cried Uncle
Joe. AN haint it mine?"
"No, it haint," said Jake. 1T wuz
yo'rn afo' the wheel was put on to it,
but when you put the wheel on you
done los it.
Whats the wheel got to do wild it p
"W'y, you see, done hear Cunt
Beck, the Kaintucky Senator, say dat
when a man writ a book 'twuZ his'n,
but eff he print it 'twuzn't his'n. An
printin' makes book go, an wheel
makes a wheelbarrow go. Cun'l Beck
said that it wuz monopoly to give 8
man the book he writ arter it was
printed. So l SEE it's monopoly fer
Uncle Joe to have his wheelbarrow
when the wheels on"
"You g'lung," said Uncle Joe. going
off with the wheelbarrow; Il done
made it, and it's mine, wheel ur no
wheel. What goods wheelbarrow
'thout a wheel?"
"Well, what goods book that you
can't print? An Cunl Peck he said"
"Oh, you shet up. Jake, Some Mig
gahs gifts so smart it makes 'em fools.
An as fer Cun'l Beck, 1 don't want to
be dis'pectful, but eff he ever said any
sech stuff don't reckon he meant it.
Any way this amt Kaintucky, an ef
you go off with my wheelbarrow agin
I'll have you tux up. You heah, now ?"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

The Maine Statesman Thunders
Against the 0riginators Of the
Democratic Tariff Bill
Many Brilliant Passages-Some
Witty Parallels and
Anecdotes.
A Mastery Argument In Defense OF
the American Doctrine or
Protection.

We reproduce from the Congressional
Record the great speech of Hon. Thomas
b. Reed, of Maine, on the Mills tariff bill,
delivered in the National House of Repre-
sentatives:
How important the propositions Mt issue are,
the intense interest already excited by the
pending measures on two continents, bore the
stron est witness that could be borne by men.
Those who. living on this side of the ocean,
Grew articles which we're necessary for the
comfort and happiness of the people OF the
United States, were on one side of the Ques-
Sion. while foreign manufacturers, foreign po-
liticnl economists, and foreign statesmen We're
all on the o. her side.
This, however, should not prejudice the
question. II II be true that by having their
goods manufactured abroad tho people OF the
United states as a whole would become richer
and mole prosperous would have their houses
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
More Than He Expected.

"Miss Montefeather, you are ill, ;" said
the gallant Mr.. Figinfeather; "allow
me to be your physician, and please
give me your hand"
"Here it is, John. After we are mar.
ried 1 will show you my tongue.
He knew she would do it, and fled.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

"MY dear fellow, don't give way!'
said Figenfeather's friend one day at
the former was retailing the scandal
Gus manner in which he was talked
about "The time will come when
they will say nothing but good about
you" "When will that be?" asked
Figenfeather, Frightening. "Wher
you are dead"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
A Decolleie Costume.

Clairette-Mr. Gillyspoon, will you
kindly oblige me by winding your silk
handkerchief around your right hand
while you are waltzing with me?
Gillyspoon-Certainly; but why?
Clairette-Your cold glove on my
bare back chills me through.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

PALE blue or pink cambria aprons, for
sewing in, are trimmed with hemstitched
hem and drawn work border. Pongee
aprons are decorated with figures done in
outline descriptive on their use, or crackle
border of tinsel thread.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

Low, BROAD heels are now considered
the proper style for the street, French heels
being kept for the house. Dongola kid
designs have patent-leaiher tips, and the
ever-fancied French kid is often foxed
with patent leather.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

ana" said BERTHE, SHOULD / say PANTS
or trousers" Trousers, my DEAR" said
the mother. well. them" said BERTHE. Il
think Bridg had better give Fido some
water: he trousers awfully. - It'd Bits.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
She Got Mad,

Young wife-"Charles, dear, tell me
what this slang means: There are nc
flies on the man p"
Young husband = at means the
same as: There is no rust On hen
iaw'r
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

THE adjective is the hustle of litera.
ture-a deformity rather than an orna.
ment generally useless. - Boston
Transcript.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30
Perpetual Motion.

Young Mother-No need of hunting
any longer for perpetual motion. I've
found it.
Young Husband-Eurekal What
is it?
Young Mother-A small boys nose
in winter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

THE fancy for braiding is surely on the
increase.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-30

Next lesson-Jesus Risen. Matt IS: LIS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
A Protest.

Apetition was put in circulation yes
terday protesting against the action of
the City Council in changing the route
of Parley's Canyon canal. claiming that
large tract would be rendered useless
thereby. Following is the petition
which will be presented at the next
meeting Of the City Council:
We, the unders'g ned residents of Salt
Lake City and property owners On the
North Bench, between Ninth and Tenth
streets, petition your honorable body
to construct the Farley Greek canal
along the original line. and that said
canal be not constructed along Ninth
Street, as more recently surveyed, thus
throwing out and rendering worthless
twelve blocts in the city which have
lain dormant and been useless for want
of water.
Parties owning property between
Ninth and Eleventh streets on the
North Bench, desirous of signing the
above petition. will find it at A. J.
Whites real estate Office on Second
South Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
THE COUNTY CONVENTION.

At the county convention, which met
at the Federal court room at 7.30 p. m,
]. B. Rosborough was appointed tempo
rary chairman and Frank Pierce tenn
porary secretary.
The chair appointed the following
committee on credentials: f. Hoff-
man, T. l.. Williams. Nj. M. Kaighn, G.
r. Maxwell, w. D. Hickman and a. S.
Chapman. The report of the commit
tee was read and adopted.
On motion the temporary organization
was made permanent.
Moved that committee of seven be
appointed to select and recommend to
the convention the names of twenty-siX
delegates to the Territorial convention,
whereupon the chair appointed Messrs.
Hickman, Allen, McCallum. Kaighn,
Bippeto, Wyman and Gilchrist as such
committee,
During the time the committee was
celebrating, interesting speeches were
made by various members of the con-
venuon, setting forth in forcible Ian
guage the objects. prospects and desires
of the liberal party. The first person
to address the assembly was Farley L.,
Williams, who was followed by w. H..
Dickson, G. S. Varian, Judge Ros-
borough and j. R. Mcbride.
The committee then came in
and reported the following names:
P. L. Williams. J.. r Mcbride. J. j..
Easley, 4. L.. W.4-i'm, A s. Chapman,
G. H. Parsons, +! PIERCE. Samuel
Conley, ]. W. Green-lan, James Glen
dlnning, ". II. Dickson, Frank Hoff-
man, William Mckay, c. NJ. Brown. E..
D. :Hoge, George A. Bergen, H. c..
Wallace. Henry D. Johnson. Steven
N. Baskin, H. D. Rlppeto, Il. w.
Thomas Marshall. Resolved that the
delegation be authorized to fiji
any vacancies in their number.
The report was adopted by the
convention.
a motion was made that the chair ap-
point county central committee, but
after some discussion it was ruled out OF
order, as q county central committee
had been appointed at the recent con-
vention held to nominate county OIL
GERS, and this convention had no juris-
diction in the matter.
A letter was then read from E. P.
Ferry, of Park City, with reference to
the entertainment of the delegates
while in convention, and inviting them
to come and remain during the day.
Judge Mcbride. of this city, was ap-
pointed by the chair to frame a re-
spouse. -
1t was then announced that special
train would leave on Wednesday morn
ng, the 18th, at O. clock. for Park City,
and would leave, returning, at 6 p. m.
The fare for the round trip was placed
at So 80, and all so desiring are per-
mitted to go on this special at the same
late.
The convention then adjourned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
LIBERAL CONVENTION.
Delegates Appointed to Attend the
Territorial Convention at
Park City.

Pursuant to call. a meeting of the
Liberia. voters of the precinct was held
at the Federal court room at p. N.
yesterday. William Mckay was
elected chairman and Louis Hyams Sec
rotary. The following delegates were
elected to the county convention, which
met in the evening, for the purpose OF
electing delegates to the Territorial
convention in Park City on the nth:
w. H. Dickson. F. Hoffman, Louis
Hyams, E. r. Kneass. G. M. Brown,
George Maxwell, E. 81. Parsons and
Oscar Youngberg.
Adjourned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

springing up in pulpits who feel tn at
they have message to deliver to souls
under their care. They are looking
their congregations directly in the face
and delivering that message without
notes and in the plainest possible
language. Christian ministers who
employ that method will be certain to
have something to say to the masses;
and when poor men find that there is
gospel preached that is for human souls,
and cot for the well to-do and INDECENT
parishioners alone, they will be drawn
in to hear it.-New York Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
PERSONAL.

W. H, HA1eH was in from Taylors-
vile yesterday.
RICHARD HowE, of South Cotton
wood, was in town on Saturday.
l.. M. EARL, an old time attache of
THE HERALD composing room, is
down from Malad, Idaho.
P. .FREDRIoKsoN, of Malad, Idaho,
and commissioner of Oneida County
came down from the north On the de-
layed train this morning.
ELLIOT Widen and Charles Stoney,
Of Beaver, left for Fort Worth, Texas,
yesterday, to attend the Deep Water
convention as delegates from Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
october ID, 1888.
WHITE HOUSE

OcJODer 10, 1898.
WHITE HOUSE
]. Preston, Colorado; R. T. Nickerso son,
Denver G A. 3 Robinson, Wheeling, Va.
G. D Robinson, American Fork; J. Davis,
Butte, Montana; Pat O'Connell, Park City
A. Call. Helena, Mt; j. h Russell. Cotton
wood;J. Mercer, American Fork: B. Tobey,
Colorado: z. E. Collier, California; Mrs. L
A. Scoville, Bingham; R W Dudley, Tus-
carora, New; A. Pilman, Calf rhia
5. NJ. Davis. Mitt Fork: Geoage Brook,
Joseph Park, Tooele City, w. D. Hickman
John Brunton, Bingham; A. F. Mount.
Clear Greek; Phillip Affel. wife and daugh-
te-, Chicago; Johd Hellingburg. Denver;
Thomas Bussman, Beardstown, III; I'D.
Lewis, ] Griffith, Henry Page. J. HICKEY,
Leadville: Jacob Mailer and wife, Chicago,
Ill, K. T. Mickerman. Denver: Andrew
Coll, Montana: w H. Walters, Omaha; E.
c. Smith and family. Chicago; c. D. Saton,
Hugh Eavans, Park City
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
Hoods SarsapariIIa

is the most popular and successful medicine
before the public today for purifying the
blood, giving strength, creating an appetite.
81 suffered from wakefulness and low
spirits, and also had eczema on the back OF
my head and neck, which was very annoying.
N took one bottle of Hoods Sarsaparilla, and
I have received so much benefit that I am
very grateful, and am always glad to speak
good word for this medicine" Mrs. j. S.
SNYDER, POttSVille. Penn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

MISTRESS well, Bridget, did you
see the Dentist" Wis, ma'am, he
did't lay han to it to pull it. He
scooped it out with wee hoe, an thin
he druv it in to stay feriver-Wid a
plug Oh the top O. it to rape it tight.
I'll never be caught dom the likes
ag'in, am. Vat with him up sittin'
the safe he put me in, an trying q
dirty bit ay an old gum shoe IN me
mouth for bib, an maxim, noise the
size o coffee milt in me head, d laYer
walk the f1ure an scrame.-Puck.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
MISCELLANEOUS.
The Oft Told Story

OF the peculiar medicinal merits of Hoods
Sarsaparilla is fully confirmed by the volun-
tary testimony OF thousands who have tried
it. Peculiar in the combination, proportion,
and preparation of its ingredients, peculiar
in the extreme care with which it is put
up, Hoods Sarsaparilla accomplishes cures
where other preparations entirely fail. Pecu-
liar in the unequalled good name it has made
at home, which is "tower of strength
,&broad," peculiar in the phenomenal sales
: has attained.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
MISCELLANEOUS.
ROYAL P B4K4Ng
ABSOLUTELY PURE.

Baking superior
leaYenng 1t absolutely
leavenng tits quality
fails make light,
biscuits mullins Baking may
hot without distressing organs
keep any climate without deterioration.
US Chemist,
the principal baking powders of the country
"The Royal Baking Powder absolutely
both
facilities
undoubtedly
o public
HENRY A OFT, Phi d."
7 8 Gogern Chemist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

"Ayer's Sarsaparilla is selling faster
than ever before. I never hesitate to
recommend it." -George W. Whitman,
Druggist, Albany, Ind.
81 am safe in saying that my sales of
Ayers Sarsaparilla far excel those of
any other, and it gives thorough satisfac-
ton. IL. H. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa.
ayers Sarsaparilla and Ayers Pills
are the best selling medicines in my
store. I can recommend them conscien-
tiously."-C. Bickhaus, Pharmacist,
Roseland, Ill.
eve have sold Ayers Sarsaparilla
here for over thirty years and always
recommend it when asked to name the
best blood-purifer. y w. T. Mclean,
Druggist, Augusta, Ohio.
81 have sold your medicines for the
last seventeen years, and always keep
them in stock, as they are staples.
There is nothing SO good for the youth
full blood as Ayers Sarsaparilla." p
r. L. Parker, Fox Lake, Wis.
layers Sarsaparilla gives the best
satisfaction of any medicine I have in
stock. I recommend it, or, as the
Doctors say, L prescribe it over the
counter 1t never fails to meet the
cases for which recommend it, even
where the doctors prescriptions have
been of no avail" &C. f. Calhoun,
Monmouth Kansas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

II YES. John Henry, the time has come
when Lines to Autumn" should be
sent in to the newspapers. and the
time for kindling fires is approaching.
ALI these things are providentially ar
ranged. 1t is not worth while to send
your lines to Offices that use steam
heat.-NeW York Despatch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
The Package Delivery

An announcement was made assuring
Salt Lake rapid, cheap and convenient
10 cent delivery. There have teen
many inquiries made, and the state
ment by the parties mentioned about to
start it Is that it is an assured fact, and
they are only waiting the arrival of the
third partner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

GENERAL HEvEY has an impediment
in his speech. 1t is so rare nowadays
that stump speaker has anything in
his speech, that we shall expect to hear
that General Hevey will be received
with that peculiar delight which is duo
to one who fills a loDg-felt want.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

HUMMING birds are said to be I'M
usually abundant in New Jersey
orchards, but it is believed that some
fellow was deceived by seeing swarm
of New Jersey mosquitoes lowering
over the trees. At little distance a
New Jersey mosquito looks no larger
than a humming bird.-Norristow
herald.
I'LL never take trip across the
ocean" remarked Mrs. Dusenberry, II
am afraid of being drowned F"
'Humph!" growled Mr.. Dusenberry.
That's where you differ from Noah"
How SOP"
"He went to sea to avoid being
drowned. n-Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

TICKETS from Europe to Salt Lake
City only $54. Round trip tickets only
$120. Secure your tickets at once from
IA. Peterson, Emigration Ae'nt, 20 e.
Sc cond South St., Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

IMPORTED Broadcloths ia newest
shades for Ladies' wear, at 81 so per
yard, just received at f. Auerbach &
Bros. one price establishment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

THE BARRooM at the Utah Driving
Park was broken open on Friday even :
ing. and large quantity of liquors
st )len.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14
Wants a Divorce.

HARRIsBURa, Pa. October 13.-The
wife of Major Marcus Reno, late of the
united States Army. has applied or a
divorce on the ground of i'll Treatment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-14

"WHAT is a cotboat?, persistently
and repeatedly inquired little girl of
her father, at the supper table last
night, interrupting his conversation
with another person. Its boat with
a yawl to it," rather Grossly responded
the father.-Lowell Courier.