New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-01
THE Talk Of THE DAY.

In the deaih of Amos PaXsOn, at SolebuTy, BuokS
County, short time ago Pennsylvania has lost ano'her
% her sturd od-fa honed Quaker citizens, ana iHb
TRIBUNE alifc.long friend. Mr. Paxson vas eiSh'y-
three years OF age, and carly as 1900 le Oecamo
ono Of TIE TRIBUNE oldlne constituency, earnest
ly supporting Mr. Greeey's aDtI-slavery efforts An
npallv for thirty five years he has sent to HE WEEK
LY IR1nlNE club of subscribers from among his
friends nd neighbors.
Edwa Suddenly after long pausel-harnnsi
Angtna-Yes. dallingl ., ,.,,,
E.Ios old gentleman feels quite sick-lL0ndon
Punch,
"Tie Beattyville (Kyl Enterprise" saws that there
s 60 Il lie lea ming the mOunta Gus d Is OF mem
tucky because the people IAN gel al'ng 1u as well
without an education Doctors, lawyers clergyman
scholteacher, and business men can prosper In their
sev,ra allngs With only the fanIest smatterns OF
bodt-lear1Ing Indeed good education WOuld ID
mmy cases stand in the way Of their success because
il would put them out of touch with the people VINO
rdy ma My on the Lord and their own horse sense
Or guidance in tho aialls OF HE
A number of influential citizens of Montreal have
petItloned the Council of thar city to authorize the
erection of a sta nc of the Virgin Mary IN public
sluarc They think that If the Virgin Mary Is thus
honorei the city Will escape such disasters as hoouS
and smallpox.
In some sections of the country the modest lawyers
are pulling down their shingles and pug ng up ,G5f
shut for fear hat thel name, E ~ At such
times as these nobody Is aie.-tBostoh lrahScr p''
The Bsplsts of Canada have decided to remove
McMaster Uniyers ty to Toronto
There Is tablet In an English cemetery with the
following inscription: Her lies th' lody OF =
who for many Years condu ted highly respe tail
general business in ado ming village, which IS no"
continued by h wilow.-N. b. No trds 6 ven.'
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to The international Coug Il o. " omen 49,, ..oo o..
"of course Whal Sc could you e1 scm was e enc
der and wouldn't shi on on mecllnS II 1t WI va
and She en- off upstairs aud had good cry" ASH
Ing ton Crltio
II seems that there was no truth in the report that
ON Omaha man recently comm ted eui de b. holding
his breath. He died because owing to r. ns anceS
over which he had no control he couldn't hold his
breath any longer. But the DRY has set the phys-
clans TO specula ing the pos ibllty OF this mode OF
death, and they say Il Is tn easiest ths 10 TIC wiz
To do What a lie sing it would be If he Democratic
,arv would only hold It's brca for a few months.
tn. latest story from Texas the paradise OF liars
Is 81 hunter no came across herd OF len deer ant
| Killed nne an! wound'd the MAIN Y one III on
unats the SS q all tn With one
| burlington Free Press.
The man who doesn't like Volapuk says it Is uni
vtisaI Language which nobody sp a s. And the 'olS
pukssrelly. "Yes. you are mob dy.'
II Is announced that David Jennings, OF Lyons
vayne County, alter APP lying himself for t"cn'S-oh
,es,s AMI spend n. 500 o. his dscove'e' Pc p'tua
motion Loolng hi o. he heels OF th disc o'm
tia the world is gons TO come to perpetual s'anu
still in 1000 the is rather tant llzing
THEIR DIFFERENT WAYS
She sought her rights
| Robbed b. some cruel ba &c o. Ire ueHo n'''
| with a dl sat- lied and .ess soul
VIII hall losIc which she counted whole.
Ia ne t, 10 doubt. and 4onest' not useHo'
P pii' !" star us In tIncis il q fruI.lc ame
Whlch cones from { Q mere rrin ing o. a name, .,
She clamored for her lights showed Solohh cram
And men,
They only iau. he'd
she did not eek her "r.gNrt. r,,s
She dreamed not Of ONE t. ma NJ ~ o5 ~"
bu olo%.d na,e eow way to On" r Of won anhood
She Owed the tYra@' Or, her IN nsIle ,t "a heat
Sic a r r CHS. ,,oaD.
TO be unl.e bat oh u piemeen' vb,m
| lie was not moro TO her Than he To nun
And little children ga "a ae n e an al n'r "''''
Would die for such ss she
Saws "The Charleston News AID Coure" u
clai thai there colorel yong men ana Wome
In Charleston who ae well cduc@ed anu eau pass ID
| necessary exam nation a teach IS IL l. $50 GA III
tina tho coored teach rs vii 20 more IN sym. D.
with thu u lis than ito while teach'is a G. and o.
consequently a. omil.sh moe otder III as uo'
eqa, why sial uoi the coloed puaii' nae GOV q
teacher 10 the public schools II the pupils and 'ne'
pao T. de-irc It
Wage v. rlers Trust Emp pysr-Ah DC" oni
| the wa, NJ S, al W. 50. 9ou ~ y be- ss V ~
| no nc your tlusbe ami higll apprc GU '''
| Vices sftel his week Am, h, ad
SCI. eta Yves sir you said GU had founI ol a., 40
| verts ~ that Sou c al cet female s~l''a'S '"'
| AS com pcenl 10 less wages a. -
ruo | foun young LAZY so hshi>, re "
mended that cng ged her, but tn morn hs 'o0'"'
a no from her Iecl nins the ace.p -,
| Yes kno aboai II. she and have iormeh
trus 10 lessen lhe supply OF labor and ep up waso''
| 81 havs m.r,isd her s-lOmaha World