The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-08-31
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paper, but n must feel cheap in pa
per overs. 1t is better.to be bound in
muslin.-New orleans hcayane.
Edith-4Going to marry Link wal
ton? Why, l thought yot hated him!
I dos and that's why I
want TO claim family privileges
Pick.
We all grumblc, at the sho,iness of
time, but we should scorn to look at
the fuert;unary who should offer to
give us six months.-BostQR Comn,on-
DediM.
inysician-You wished me to call,
madam. What is tho matteta Lady
(rccliuing on sofaa4eNpthiNg. doctor,
but that ~ Just what alarms me-
f1segsnde Hiuetter.
Returned travellers say that 1t is ut
terly impossible to get Il drink ofliquor
in Maine experimentation mechan-
iral, scientific, or other phrfcses.nA
Scmerriiie dburnuh
Ed-ssd you love me-, Lena? Lena
! think sc. | dream of YOU every
night. What is your drcamP Lena
~ see yon in Iiirany's- hooking at
diamond rings I1ane.
Tommy ITtfel. VII MS gust begun
:aitenHtSG Stnday school, put this per
5lneni question; Say, teacher didn't
David lick Collier with one arm in a
slins?N-Ne'e Narea .Neans.
Ii the sweet giri graduate .1rls snle eWW
as much as she lSo*S Yfettv in her
g~radntlitta dress The man who marries
her eonld readily dispense with an en-
cyeiopctla. -yo"Tma} Of Education.
In the Sunday-school; Teacher
What did Pharaoh do? Small boy
GmpctuonslD-I know. 1t busted ~,
all to sticks last night. | heard him
tell MIR. Jones so,-h"1;@ttom CRITIC.
Tho old gentleman was tired o,t, Sd
he Went to the cellar and, turned of,
the Gas. George, dear said the
girl, 81 guess w win have to call the
game vi account of Thine.
Policeman Ito citizen elinging to
lamp post}.Den''s J&Gu want a cab,
sir? Gristh-Yesh. olishcr, if YOU
Gan {hic) fin one that amt turned
(hic) upshidc down.-Ncm York .SsN,n
y new song is ~eai@,"' Ny Mothers
Hand W. f&sl.cctrit is the sequel to
'"amma's Slipper and when :utro-
music in the heir.'-NoSrf$awN Her.
ai{.
Old lady Ito boy wl,ais tying q tin
kettle to dogs taiD Little boy, don't
,you know that il. & wicked to treat A
poor dumb ahtmal SOP Little boy
Dumb? jest wait till let him got
Time.
AZ a fair lately held at Madison,
M.s.,a goose was voted the most popu-
Jar dnde of the town. Yes, therenis a
great deal of cruelty visited ppoa sd3i,
dumb animals gu Wtst. .Acw York
IffAa~~
What are you doing now, Boozby?n
.~leachtng school, ''Tcaching school.
Why. you can't spell Il word of two
syliabies.N Il know that. bnt | can
hex any TIVE pupils toaethc,, - I'm
coM Joaa9mG.
The imam Ma MAKES an investment
70" tic purpose Of getting something
for nothing generally succeeds in Get,
ting something. In addition to getting
lett he usually gets II little experience.
oil city Blizzard,
Hanover Squecr-h would he a good
thing for that Young Jack Dorr if the
conceli were Knocked out of him.
Park Rowe Great Scott. There
wouldn't be o,ough ofhim left to hang
clothes ~on!-i'nc&.
Citizen ITO Strangely You seem to
in trouble. friend; | notice tears
in yonr eyes. Stranger It's nothing
s%rriuiiS. sir. | have y case to plead in
court tetnofroH. and mi Wraciicing on
my speech before tile Jury Epoch,
Customer Ito Mr., ~lsaaesteinl That's
a poor fit, ~lsaacsteii. Mr.. Isaacstein
Ia, dot vas a miserable fit. Ven I
mex clothes 10 fit, my trent. l lose dot
hlgh-doncd Fifth avcnoo sthyle gus
tom, and dat vas my specialty.-NeW
Iog& Sun.
The lens of the Lick telescope mag
niles $4,000 times. 1t is Il blessed
thing-say, a telescope; isn't that
something to talk %throughp Seems to
us we've heard some men who talked
through Il thing something like that
BaEue{te.
lfGermany, Russia. France, or any
other power wants = war. why don't
they walk up t0 the Captains Office
and plank down their money! This
growing around like u lot of tom cats
X Becoming liresoniG to outsiders
Datfoit Free Press.
He How in time do the women con-
tfiyc to make the flowers on their bon
nets stand up so straight? She-Whv,
don't YOU know2 They are mounted
wires. He THAT settles it. The
overhead wires must come down..
BoSfo" F~,sa9t&rr41t.
.! don't see said Nh. Mcguire. as
sat in the stern of the vessel, chow
tine captain can find his way across the
oceans If he wasgoing3t the other way
MI he'd havetUtdo wohfl be to follow
that white streak behind there. but in
front there's nothing topointth the way
N72pcF'S Eagnr.
Magistrate (to prisoner The plain
tiff claims that voutgoneed his eye, bit
~ ''' WI Hin 'ti' hii'FNtfI MN GNU
wise, and then walked up and down
his body: what did he do that YOU
sho'iid thus assault him? Prisoner
Ieur Honor, he allowed that | wasn't
gentleman. -Epoch.
The narwinian theory, my dear"
MIR. Knowitall, sis that we are all
OF Simian ancestry. Darwin believed
that Siam was the great leader in the
evolution of the world Where upon
hnowitall and the little Knowi-
tails wondered whence papa derived
his vast erndition. -Ihufper'S Bazar.
Brown (despairin"ly) -Dumlcy, Tn
ruined. My wife has left me. my for
tune is melting away. and the Sheriff
is mp at the honse selling off every
but some unpaid gas bills! Dunn
ley (with his hand to his facc)-Have
Won GOT the toothachep Brown-No.
DumlcE Wen, you're Il lucky man. /
have. Wow! Nor York SIN.
y writer in the Philadelphia Mews
that the duck in tile Chesapeake
do not scare at Il boat during ..thc
close soasonn-that is, during the peri
cd when duck shooting j. prohibited.
They evidently keep IN almanac and
consult it. If their mea, he as tough
MS The statement they should never be
.t on,- spoEau GsD,,,L J,,.a.y