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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02

cisco Berreteaga Ia renuncia de
cargo de Alcalde de Arroyo.
Declarado de texto el libro No |
clones de Geografa, su autor do1
Isidoro Colon.
Relaci6n de los pueblos que Sc
hallan al corriente en- sus atencio
mes de Instruction Pdblica.
Sc inserta Ia relacion aludiia
para estimulo de las Corporacio-
mes morosas, a las cuales Sc aper.
cibe para que solventen sus deu
dss por aquella atencion.
R o. signifcando q don Ma
nuel Paniagua, Interprete de este
Gobierno General, para Ia Cruz
de Caballero de Carlos III.
Ora concediendo licencia para
la Peninsula, por motivos de sa
lud, al senior don Jose NJ. Sabori
do, Presidente de Sala de esta
Audiencia.
Ora aprobando ell proyecto, re
tornado, y ell pre- upuesto de
ejecuci6n material de Ia carretera
comprendida entire los pueblos de
Cayey y Aibonito.
Ora desestimando 10 pretension
del Ayuntamiento de Aibonito,
sobre que ell Estado auxilie con
fondos generates 10 construction
de Ia naeva iylesia de aquel pue.
bic.
| Subastas.
Nombrado Juez Municipal de
Ia Cidra don Jose Lorenzo Co.
llazo.
/ Sc declaran nulos los ejsreicio'
de oposici6n / 10 Notari, de Ia
Carolina, J se convoca para otros,
Los aspirAntes deberAn presentar
sus sOlicitudes al D.cano del Co
legi0 NotariAl, dentro del termino
que en- la Gdcekd sc seiiala.
I, Eta vacante una plaza de CabO
dc Mar del puerto de JObos (Gaa'
ysms).
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sues. De ORCASITAS &C.

Importadores de mercancias de todss classes y
prscedenciAs.
.iendas FIoR p1 Julio y G1LLo Oh oso. ca.
L. de Ia FortaleEa. esuuina 4 Ia de l. Crnx.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02
sOBRINOS De ESOUIAGA.

FORTALEZA i Z.
Casa de glros y comisI6n. Agen-
ties de los correos dc Rspaha y
Compahia Atlas do los Eslados
UnldoA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02
oAcETA DE HOY.

s E. ha admitido q don Fran
sisco Berreteaga Ia renuncia de
cargo de Alcalde de Arroyo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02
ANUNCIOS.
INFALl9LE Y RADICAL

sa "a gafazs5a de tesiaa ias aiekNaaaxs Asun.
asssisa Nal do 0aEgansA, Dlpssria,
1oa y Tiala sa ii
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02
DE LA ISLA.
MONIES g. CO,

CezcEcaAasea cSmistoalstAs~ Ageasss as las II.
sSAs ds sAPosea AASs.saa. Asa, RtAsAsMsr, Aoa.
sssas s.< tsS,al Aassscaa del 81. y.aa Cts,-
ss@-sa tsssa- Del LIs,zs De L0aarsA. AssAeAsr
Lss~s Dc hasltn- Ce~N@sFesa1 EstpA rsgs Ass1raM-
- Cs~Psst as Loadrss. corYsspaasAles EunssAlss
Del hSsss z psAyv~ssss u fNsv-Yexk Aspressa.
Ass~s de- csaszs bsssstSaAs % Sassrss 1arsi~ss
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02

Declarado de texto ell libro No
clones de Geografaa, su autor do1
Isidoro Colon.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02

Eta vacante una plaza de Cabo
dc Mar del puerto de JObos lGaa.
ysms).
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02

Nombrado Juez Municipal de
Ia CidrA don Jose Lorenzo CO.
llazo.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1888-05-02
+. ALFONSO. San ssis. E,ssi.sS ! !. ss.,s,, g,

Con titnlo honorineo pOr L. N. el Rey. Premiado
Hace personalmente toda clase de retrHto an an
anevo Estahiecimiento (primero en- su clase) de !
de Ia mananA de In taras, Annque 81 dia sss
nublAdo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-05

winner of the American Derby, at Chi
cago, last season. He has In the stable
thirteen horses. all told. Q. h. Todd,
above named, as 2year-old, bad the
fastest q and the fastest mile in the
world. els also the winner OF the fas:-
est American Derby-time 36%-one
second faster than any previous record.
He has also his full brother, Serento,
q 2-year old. entered in all the big cas-
tern year old stakes. McCarty says:
You can bet he will be heard from. "
Gerty McCarty, 2-year old, also
entered in all the big stakes. Theron,
2-year old, entered with the others IN
these stakes. Adeline,. a 4year old,
who won seven straight races last year
in the California circuit. She is entered
in all the big eastern handicap rao:s.
Then there is Bolero, 3-year old geld
ing, entered in the American Derby at
Chicago this year. Uado "a maiden.
well engaged all through the circuits.
Jenny Is in the same boat with ado.
Peruvian Bitters is a PAGER, record
23L; I'm ret all l have il the world,
he can GO in 2 Is now" said Mccarthy.
Bookmaker, trOtter, record wv
Barney Horn, PAGER. had 3 4-yeir old,
record of 2.23N. l drove Barney Horn
and Peruvian B.tters last Sunday, be-
fore 900 people (double), to a 400 pound
buggy III 1917 the last malt in l.07%-
or at 2.15 gatt.' These horses are III
charge of Frank Van Ess, of Harry
Wilkes fame.
The stable went east Thursday night.
Mr.. Mccarthy states that he will be
about four months making the eastern
circuit. He will be at Chicago, SARA
toga Long Branch, Sheepshead Bay,
Monmouth Park, Coney Island, Wash
ington. Baltimore, Louisville, Latonia
and other points of prominence.
On The return he will stay off here
and give races. There has be an agree
ment made between MCCARTHY, Bald
win, Hag6in, forter Ashe, Allen and
back and give races at Salt Lake City.
with them of national reputation, and
arrangements are made by which they
Will give the races as the Jordan race
track. The effect of this arrangement
is that unusual work will be put in on
this track by Alex. Lewis, and sea-
sons sport equal to the races we read
ABOUT east and west will take place
mere inside OF the next four
months. The quality of the old Jordan
track is unquestloned. 1t is one
of the best i'll the country, and the
growing importance OF Salt Lake will
make the forthcoming fall races but
the Inauguration of meetings that will
rival those of California and the Eastern
States.
Mccarthy was astonished and de-
lighted at Salt Lake. He was treated |
royalty, and his coming was a sort of
red letter day to sporting men here.
Young d. J. Mccarthy, though but II |
years old, knows the record, pedigree
and performance of all the horses in the |
country, when they ran and what |
weight they carried. He traded pair
of Shetland ponies for G. II. Todd and |
refused $50 600 for him last season.
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PERSONAL.

H G. COREY, OF ogden, is in town.
JAMES Hughes, of Stockton, is in the city.
E. P ELLISON came down from Layton
yes. erday.
GfBEN. BACHMAN, JR, of Provo. is visiting
the capital.
Mr. VAN WAGNER, of Midway, was in the
city yesterday.
GEORGE H FENNEMoRE. CT Beaver City,
is at the cullen.
GEORGE PROCTOR took a run in from
Union yesterday.
JAMES o. BULLOCK. of Pleasant Grove,
was in town on Friday.
HON A R THURMAN and DR.. W. r. Pike
came up from Provo yesterday.
SUPERINTENDENT HEND ERsoN, of the
Cannonville Coop spent yesterday in Salt
Lake.
W.T.. BEARD, the Salt Lake gunsmith, is
about TO migrate from salt Lake, to try mis-
fortunes in Boise.
The Mauti Sentinel says: "Mr. H Din
woody, Salt Lakes great furniture dealer
is in town. He is supplying the furniture
for the Temple, nd is here to look after
that which has been received.
Hons. ]. H. MOVIE, joss ph Barton and
Aicey II. Jones' who were appointed by the
late Legislature to take. pleasant iaunt
through the east, viewing reform schools
aud taking nos generally in The interests
of the coming institution. expect 10 leave
next Thursd hey viii time their re-
turn so as to syrike The Democratic G; nyen-
ton, IN st. Louis, on their way back
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Cable NIicks.

PARIS, May 4.-General Bculanger
has gone to reside with his family at
Neuilly.
Koning and Jane Hading have OBJ
tanned decree dissolving their MARI
age.
PARIS. Nav 4-Cartridges and new
Label rife have been stolen from a
factory at Douai. 1t is suspected the
articles We're taken at the instance of a
foreign power.
G NsTANTINoPLE, May 4.-The Porte
will dispatch rCops TO ,quell the dis
tn ba ces at Monastir, Macedonia,
W ere Servisns and Greeks have 1e
belied against Turkish authority.
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Police court.

In the Police Court yeste rday, Cha les
Barthe!son was fined $40, for being
drink and profane.
Corr elius Ward, for being drunk aud
disturbing the peace, was lined $40.
Peter Yost pleaded guilty 10 the
charge of fighting and was assessed $40,
while John Miller, charged with the
SAM otfe1se, JAILED to appear, and for
teited SIS.
Thomas Layland, charged with bat
tering Peter Yost, pleaded not guilty
aud The case was set for 9 u. IL. to-Iay
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HORSE rALk.
A Fine Stable-Races for the Com
ing Fail.

Dan Mccarthy, of San Francisco, of
he of the famous white hat" known
over the turf OF the whole country, was
in Salt L axe on Thursday. He is on
his way east with his stable and travels
in the fnestcar ever put on wheels, and
devoted to the carriage of horses.
Knowing tina. Alex Lewis, W. ]. Ryan,
Barney Harvey, Sam G. Ewing, and
others were here, he ran down from Og-
den, to pay thu m lying visit, and the
white hat attracted as much attention
on the streets. and at the depot as it
has done the country over. He left
Frisco last Tuesday, his horse coach
being attached TO the regular passenger
train. With him is his 12-year-old son.
Dan .. McCarfhy owner of g. Fl. Todd
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TFAPPEARING TO THE HON. ELIAS A
i Smith, Judge of the said Court, by the
petition of Eliza Swaner, the duly ap
pointed, qualified and acting guardian o.
said minors (herein filed, praying for an
order to sell real estate belonging to said
rntnors). that it is necessary to sell the
whole or some portion of the real estate to
provide funds for the education and main
tenance of the said minors.
1t is hereby ordered: That all persons
interested in said estate appear be-
fore the Probate Court of the
County OF Salt Lake, Territory of Utah, at
the Courtroom of said Court. in the
Courthouse in Salt Lake City, on
Tuesday, the 18th Cay OF May, A. d. 1883, at
II O'Clock am. then and there to show cause
why an order should not be granted to the
said guardian, to sell so much of the real
esJste Of said minors as shall be necessary
for the said purposes.
And It is further ordered that a copy of
this order be published in the SALT LAKE
HERALD, newspaper published in said
s lltLak County, at least four weeks before
said 18th day of May, 1883.
ELIAS A. SMITH,
Probate Judge.
I
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BARTON 81 co.
a. Main Street.

THE INCREASED DEMANDS OF OUR
i many friends and patrons have justified
unusually large purchases for our spring
and summer trade, and in order to make
room for our new stock, we are Offering
great bargains in all our winter goods and
broken lines in every department. In Over
coats, Caps, Mufflers. etc., we will close out
regardless of cost. Call early and examine
ur bargains.
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Entertainment.

The ladies of the w. G. T. U. have
secured the famous chalk talker,"
Rollo Kirk Bryan, for Monday even
ing. Mr.. Bryan is returning from q
series of engagements OH the coast and
stops but one day. Lecture in INDIE
pendence Hall. Silver collection at The
door This will be rare treat to lovers
f fun,
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Grant Bros Transfer

From and after this date until further
notice Grant Bros Transfer will run
free omnibuses from all depots to the
Continental, Cull;n, White, Cliff, Valley,
Palace and Spencer hotels, Overland
House., Windsor and Railroad Elk
change.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-05
UtAH & NEVADA RAILWAY.
Commencing May 1, 1855
COMMuTATION TICKETe

MUTATION TICKETS,
good for fifteen round trips be-
tween Salt Lake City and Garfield
Beach, during the season of 1888
good for any member of a family. may
be purchased at the general or dep9l
ticket office. Price, Sc.
S. F. FENT0N,
General Ticker Agent.
Approved: W. w. RITTER, Supt.
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LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court I'm and for tie County
OF Salt Lake, Territory of Utah.
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Dated April IA, 1888.
TERRITORY OF UTAH, &C
COUNTY DE SALT LAKE,

TERRITORY OF UTAH, &C
COUNTY OF SALT LAKE,
l, John C. Cutler, Clerk of the Probate
Court in and for the County of Salt Lake,
in the Territory of Utah, do hereby certify
that the foregoing is full, true and correct
hearing for order of sale of real estate in
the matter of the estate and guardianship
of Eliza Swaner, Martha Swaner, August j
Swaner Elizabeth Swaner, Alice L. Swaner
and Ephraim Swaner, minors, as appears OF
record in my office.
In witness whereof, 1 have hereunto
set my hand and affixed the seal
TsEAL,I of said Court, this 18th day of April,
A. D. 1885
JOHN C. CUTLER.
PROBATE Clerk.
S.W. DARKE, Attorney for Guardian.
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In the matter of the estate and guardian
ship of Eliza Swaner. Martha Swaner,
August ]. Swaner, Elizabeth Swaner,
Alice L. SWaner aud Ephraim Swaner,
E minors.
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Sold everywhere. Price: CUTICURA. SOC. ;
SOAP, Csc. REsoLYENT. 81. Prepared by the
POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL Co., Boston,
Mass.
ER-Send for "How to Cure Skin Dis
eases" "a pages, 50 Illustrations, and 100
testimonials.
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Order appointing time and place for hearing
petition for order to sell real estate.
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CITY COUNCIL.
An Ordinance Passed-A Short
Session.

l
| The City Council met at 30 last
evening, with Mayor Armstrong in the
chair. There were present Aldermen
Mccormick and Piper, and G uncilors
Teasdel, Roberts, Jeremy. Sowie',
Clark ana Dooly.
PETITIONS.
J. ]. Daily, S. P. Brown and N. Ire
week asked that the water mains be
extended along Centre Street, in ac-
coriance with the ordinance recently
passed. The petition was laid on his
table, similar one having been granted
at the last meeting.
a majority CT the property owners
on Third Street, from | to Stree ts, in
the Twenty-frst Ward, asked that the
water mains be extended along that
street in accordance With the ordi-
ance recently passed in relation to the
extension OF the waterworks system.
Referred to the committee on water
works. These were all the petitions
hled, and The only report made was
that OF the committee on enrolment,
stating that the ordinances in relation
to the extension of the water works
system and licensing fresh meat deal
ers had been correctly enrolled and
signed.
THE SEWERAGE.
S The Is for ordinances in relation O
sewerage came up as unfinished bust
ness.
Councillor Clark moved that consid-
Grafton of the measures be deferred.
Alderman Mccormick said that the
understanding was that the mat
ter should go over until next
Tuesday night. Consideration cf
the measures was deferred until the
next regular meeting and the bill for
an or finance providing for paving and
grading sidewalks was taken up on its
second readlLg.
Alderman Piper thought that the
provision providing thai: all sidewalks
constructed, widened or repaired as
proVi led herein, shall be laid to such
estab ished or temporary grade As the
City Council shall dlrect' was ali
wrolg. He did not see any necessity
for temporary grades, and thought that
the work should be done in accordance
with established grades. and moved
that the word "tempo1 ary' be stricken
out. The motion was carried by vote
of to3
At this juncture, Messrs. Simon,
Pomeroy aud Sells entered the cham
Der and stated that very important
meeting of business men was being held
at the Chamber of Commerce, and that
they had been appointed a committee
to invite the mayor and members IF
the Council to attend the meeting up; n
adjournment.
On motion of Councillor Sowles, the
invita- ton was accepted
The consideration of the bill Yves then
resumed and mum er OF amenCmente
were made. after which the bill was
pass without q dissenting vote.
At 80 O'Clock the Council adj' urnad
and Immediately afterwards w,n5 into
executive session. which lasted oely q
snort time. 1t is understood nothing OF
Importance was dore.
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4 PLEASANT AFFAIR.
The Concert and Ball at Pythian
Castle.

The concert and b III given by the
Wilfre Blunt B anch of the Irish M
tional League, at Pythian Castle. st
night, was complete success, and all
who attended spent most enjoyable
eYeniny Following WAS the nrnpramme.
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A FRIGHTfOL SKIN DISEASE.
SufferiDRs Intense. Had Nearly Raw,
BOdy Covered W tn sores. Cured
by tine Cuticura Ii EN- edIes
Messrs. STEVENS & BRUNER, Monroe, NC.

Messrs. STEVENS & BRUNER, Monroe, N C.
Dear Sirs.-About two months ago. on
your recommendation, bought d bot Is of
CUTICURA REsoLyEST, one box CUTICURA
SALVE, and one cake of CUTICURA SOAP, for
my son, aged thirteen years, who has been
afflicted with eczema for loug time, ard
am pleased to say that | believe the rene
dies have cured MIN. His sufferings were
intense, his head being nearly raw, his ears
being gone except the gristie. and his
body covered was with sores his cond ton
was frightful to behold. The kores have
now all disappear, d, his skin IS healthy,
eyes bright. cheerful in disposition, and is
working every day Nv neighOors are wit
nesses to tn S remarkable cure, and the
doubling ones are requested to call or write
me, or any of my ueignbors.
WM S STEPHENSON.
MANCHESTER P O., UNION Co, n. G.
MONROE, y. & Oct %. 1887.
THE POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL Co.:
GentlemcA:-Mr. William 5. stephenson,
of this cOu1Cy, brought his son to town to-
day 10 let us see him and to show us what
CUTICURA REMEDIES had done for him.
This is the case referred TO in our letter to
YOU some time ago. TO look at the boy
now, one would suppose thai there had
never been anything the matter with him
seems to be in perfect health. We We
written and herewith iuclose what his
father has 10 say about the matter-WrOte it
jus; as he dictated.
We are selling quite a quantity Of CrTI-
CURA REMEDIks and hear no hing bu praises
tOr them We regard the CUTCURA RENE
DIES the best il the market and shall do all
we can TO promote their sale.
Yours truly.
STEVENS & BRUNFR,
Druggists and Pharmacists
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WINCHESTER P O., UNION Co, C.
MONROE, y. &, Oct %, 1887.
nnr- a>-r Crr-aFrrar co.

CUTICURA, the grea skin cure, and CUTI-
CCRk SOAP, prepared from ii, externally, and
CUTCURA RESOLvENT, the new blood puri
fer, internally, are positive cure for every
form of skin and blood disease, from PIN
pies TO serOfula.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-05

DIAPLES, black-heads, red, rough, chap
TIM ped and oily skin prevented by CUTI-
CURA SOAP,
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/. ISSOLUTION NOTICE.

MOTT IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT THE
" finn of ]. P Meilstrup & Co., doing
b l,iaess at Ephraim City, sanpete County,
UG,h vas, on the 18th day of April, 1888,
diss lived. by mutual consent, ]. P Neil
strip continuing the business and becom-
ing responsible for ali debts and liabilities
OF the hIm J. P. MEILSTRUP,
J. C. PETERSON
Dated Nov l 1883
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Mark McKf ami s. Al, cry Stab BILE,
Main Street, opposite Postofice. -

BEFORE buying elsewhere, examine F.
Auerbach & Bros. Goods and Fixed
prices. YoI are Sure TO save money. +
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IN FAVOR OF BIRuEsTER.

Judge Foreman, W o has been sitting
in Chambers during the last few days
listening to the evidence arguments
III the case of Phoebe Z. Kimball ct al.
VS., Theodore Burmester, which in
volved the right to the use of the wa
tiers of certain spring, situated near
GTantsYille, Tooele County, yesterday
mo-ni G, gave a decision in favor of the
defendant, with 81 damages.
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THE SEWERAGE.

Ss The Us for ordinances in relation 10
sewerage came up as unfinished bust
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The City Council met at 30 last
evening, with Mayor Armstrong in the
chair. There were present Aldermen
Mccormick and Piper, and G uncilors
Teasdel, Roberts, Jeremy. Sowie',
Clark ana Dooly.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Home Evidence

1t would require a volume
to print all Lowell people
have said in favor of Hoods
Sarsaparilla. Mr.. Albert
Estes, living at % East Pine
Street, Lowell, for Is years
Hillsboro recorder., 1888-05-03
THE T.IMR.KIxN CLUE.
Bro, Gardner Presents soms New
Aphorisma

2 q 4 4
From the Detroit Free Pres.I
ssIn walkin' softly long de path Of life
dar' am sartin fings IL would bs well to
remember, said Brother Gardner as the
meeting opened.
"Doan Judge Of mans beauty by his
whiskers. He may grow 'em to conceal
pimples an scars.
'sDoan' Judge OF woman's good natur'
by her talk on street kyar or the way
she smiles in church.
"One reason why our chill'en Git licked
20 often is because their parents happen
to be de biggest.
s'It is only fool who goes around
lookin' for model man. A man with
out faults would be too soft to stand this
climate.
"While consistency should be re-
spected in o gineral way, doan' hesitate
to squirm out o. any sort Of . loop-hole
when argying with lawyer.
s.About de time dat man begins to
assert dat dis world owes him libin' ar
about de date when he should get his fust
sentence to State Prison.
"When you h'ar pusson argyfying
dat dar' am no sich thing as fucher'
punishment you has lighted upon an ole
sinner who ar trying TO lie to hisself.
ssYou compliment some men altogether
too highly TO call 'em hog. hev mo-
ticed dat no hog gets drunk except by
accident.
"While admit dat George Washing
ton was great an good man, I would
not, II / was runnin' q co'ner grocery,
trust any odder American on that 40
count.
"De man who am allus ready TO fight
for his convictions will fight on de wrong
side at least half de time.
"If 1t wasn't fur nayborhood gossip
some chill'en would 60 widout shoes, an
some mothers would put six mo dollars
into der bonnets.
"An egotistical pusson is simply re-
heekshun in Natures lookin'- glass.
Dignity or de fence which sartin
people build up 70 keep de world from
gettin' clus 'nuff TO find out how bad dey
really am"
Hillsboro recorder., 1888-05-03
Al RACY BOOK.
scintiilating with Sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth;

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Scintiiiattng with SARCASM and Brilliant
N.,n VII ff.tfs,
Chan II aHss Ma,sr;a !, 80. 4, Esor,da
Char n .oSsrworsad . /, .soss - - Eurans
Chan ITI .sSgss Rhann,a, ,5sr, 10 n coss -, ~
Ems -'''
Chan. w Has rov with his noctor
Ihaye rad daaI ~ sarca M n NV d.v
but / nevar rad anyth;ng an,,al 10 tba ssr,
casn, conta;neJ Il ths ahoysa fS,- chsrtaraa
boolr written hv son,a srony,oo,s sns.
nect tha awnar;enca 80 ,,ortra vad i Z rarsonaI
one. the antbor intilnatas ~ nnch on naga
nj T,et ma giva yon < synons;s. -
TaMalaria v as II states s.;s tha c,o.t With
which superficial physicians cover % m 4 muI.
titnda az I'M faal;nes yyhicb thay Al MT undsr-
stand. and do NOT much care "a invesfigate.
II Il also 4 cover. for s1,cb disaases - fhav
cannot cura Wrhan thev advisa thaiy natia,,t
| "a trayel or that ha has oovarwortad ma naeds
rest and 4 probably suffering from malaria
ID "A confessinn of icnoranea or ~ inahI,
ity.s
tiThe patient goss abroad. The change Il
tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes
home Fickle appatite. freouent headaches,