Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-04-28

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with some one. but don't feel quite
we'll enough TO quarrel with n man.
He then cOngraiulates himself on his
success in taking poor. Ignorant girl
and making n lady Of her. forgetting
how cruel il is TO do this in her pres
ence. and in the face of the fact that
she had failed so pitifully in taking him
and making gentleman Of him.
He is the man for Mr.. Berry to use
in his illustrations. He will have no
trouble in securing the consent OF the
neighbors or the authorit es, and 1t will
stimulate people to come who do not
generally turn out when there is
lecture IN town, Thus Mr.. Berry would
make l.200 in n few weeks and do
great deal of good beside.
Sometimes when get to thinking
over the misery which is turned loose
upon the community, and especially
upon the families Of these men all over
the country l can almost feel my whole
being.
As business proposition Mr.. Berry
is doing wisely, perhaps, to accept
lump sum in coming here. for April is
certainly an uncertain month in which
to lecture here even. though, as Messrs.
Sinclair & Co. say, with Mr.. Berry at
the helm, as it were there could be no
fear of the success of the undertaking.
Mr.. Berry should not be expected to
furnish ANYTHING else beyond his per-
sonal services and Ii s relics. think
that it would be only fair for the Royal
Executioner to furnish his own relics
and press notices. Local committees
are generally willing 10 do everything
| that is fair and reasonable, but they
| will object to the preparat on of relics.
| Six thousand dollars with hotel expen-
ses. railroad fare. sleeping-car tickets.
clothing and cough medicine for a six
weeks tour, is not high for man who
holds the exalted and responsible posi-
ton of Royal Breath Stopper and Neck
Jolter TO Her Majesty. provided he
will furnish bis own relics and refrain
from writing a book while here.
Professionally Of course 1 would say
that Pond ought to give Berry a tart
reply, or i would prefer the latter as
Ponds Gsinorunl. or inquire whether
the gentleman alluded to is or is not
the elder Berry. or l might have fun
with him by stating in a droll way that
fl 200 is not more than would certa n
ly be due Berry. or 1 IN ght take my
life in my hand and say that Berry aud
his undertaking succeed together. But |
will not take advantage of an English
man who doubtless intends to use these
bon niots in his lecture.
In fancy / see Mr.. Berry coming
down TO the Liverpool landing on the
18Th of April. followed by his weeping
Sovereign. With her sceptre in one
hand and bottle of lime juice, put up
by her own fair hands. not rs Charles
: Mitchell puts up his own fair hands,
but otherwise. Then there is rattle
of deck hands. The hungry sea licks
its foamy jaws and seems TO reach OIL
: for Berry. Her Majesty suddenly feels
for her crown TO see if it is still there.
puts her hat pin further iuto il and
looks suspiciously at the Prince O
: Wales. who has u small brickbat il
2 one hand, evidently intending 10 knocl
l loose the emblem of power when mex
, Her Majesty looks over the wav. Mr.
Berry wrings the hand of his SovorigI
once more, wipes his streaming eye
! on long black cap. which he pull
: from his pocket by mistake and which
: contains the manuscript of his lecture
o The baggage master of the boat thei
brings Mr. Berry the brasses for hi
o luggage; in his disengaged hand Mr.
q Berry holds a small Eastwood scaffold
4 carefully concealed in shawl strap
d Looking at his Waterbury death watch
IS he sees that it is time 10 go on board
: Hastily accepting the lime juice and
i small India shawl as marks of esteem
1t he springs lightly upon the gangplank
: having left a copy of his list of one
night towns with Her Majesty and ask
; ed her to write. The breeze springs n
:, ON the iib's quarter aud means throug
y the rigging, the anchor is close reefed
q the hold is let go, the topsal halyard
: are allowed to remain that way, th
le other halyards do as they are taut, th
3 howsen pipes all hands on deck, th
Oh landlubber takes out lot of nautici
IS terms, done up in piece of lineoleun
y, and examines them, MIR. Berry puts o
'i' a new Tam o'Shanter which is the co
I. or of a hepatized lung, the good shi
ne gives lurch to leeward which caust
ee MIR. Berry to feel suddenly for b
p stomach, the royal party call cab al
ig 90 back home, the conductor saws "a
II. aboardr' and then the great Engli:
lg Hangman, the man of short crisp Sc
T. fences. the facetious choker of Gre
&C. Britain is abroad on tine breast of 4
he pillows, bound for the land where q
o poor man gets convicted and the Ri
lie man gets a new trial BID Nye,
NetO Yorh World.