The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-06-07
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rpc3 cofsfts 30 yop. gours Dar Clsfi
f@ usfn. cor erueb are simply irs.
msss. stoai GA lady lfsra ia hHa
-Womss gsbo bss Eissn sonsihiug q
rsi to- ifsmF Yea have very awkward
vty q estier. mao. Trsnp-- Yes. tnasrs
Fusss W 'oanse im osi q praeiios
TIE mss Who vas looiitg about To- !
pager ihk dsisl have snyilibg 10 Gay
sboss ibo iAua anslly purchased paper
a rias fhsl vas lie Bearesi ho could
no@r - ~
a weather sharp save tia, cats with
ibtlf 'aiis ~ snd hsif sppsenily eiertri-
fed indicate approaching uisA We al.
,sJs sapPosed they indies,ea 80 APP
preaching Deg
-snpsrniendopt q Schools jasper
ays The man j. nos born ye, who can
plesse 1000 women without some fault be.
ioupi uiih him Mr Jasper nigh, have
come dowB sg'9
faghg alie Horrors See here. sli;
your dng has run off uilh whole sponge
cake loii outside 70 cool Tramp Don't
sory, mum Ibal dogs toushern be
lools 10 lilo ca, anyihing.
Customer (in resiaarauil Il say. wait.
e. hos about that broiled spriug chickeni
] ordered u hall an hour ago. Waiter
Yes, sab; be here 10 = minute. Da, spring
chicken died very hard. sab.
Miss pfudelyi bear that Mr.. Agile
broke bis limb recently Pray, how did
be do i Mr.. Qaizley 50 lie was gather
Ing blossoms, you know, and ieli from the
-As --,he leg Of an apple tree.
Ten dollars" said the jndge II
have 20 moHey. said the prisoner. Ten
days. said the Judge Prisoner tslruck
by happy taoughtl- ~ haven't got time
judge Bnl he iound be had
-SnBdsy school teacher lreprovingly); |
Nov. Tommy. you must pay closer atten-
lion 10 the lesson Who killed Abel
Tommy DO surprised tone Of yoice)-
Why, / didul know he was dead.
Professor Baird says. There is moth.
ing to preren, fish living hundred
years" Well. professor, II tho other fell
lows are DO better fishers than we are
there's nothing 10 prevent him living
,hog4ni.
Little Topsey Uacle Ras,us, wha-
what mekes dat yaller dog o. youra grosl
20 when hes gnawin er bone2 Uncle
Esstus GaiGc away. chile Ise s'prised
at your igrunce. Dat dog am er qusrrell-
10 vii his food.
"A North Carolina negro has a head
whith measures 80 inches in circnmfer-
ence. As be Is not an actor or base ball
umpire efea, deal Of speculation as to
the caasc 81 his wonderful cerebral devel.
opment is indulged IN.
Brown 10 Robinson, returned from
abroad - You say you we're robbed in 1t.
ally Robinson Yes. they took every
cen, had. Brown-I suppose you went
to the American Consul for help 2 Rob-
inson Yes, AMI he wanted me TO lend
him s..
Mrs finnigan; He's no better. doe
tor. You ,owld me to give him as much
81 the powder as would lay on sixpince.
] hsdo', a sispince, but gave him as
much as would go on five pinnies an two
half pinuies, aud it's done him no good at
III, At all, ,
"A little girl seeing her mother petting
sud cafessing another child began to show
signs Of jealousy. Her
mother remarked why, Sadie, be-
ieye you are Jealous" No. mamma, she .
'eplicd Indignantly. I'm not jealous, but
don't feel comfabe
Anderson goes home in the middle Of :
he afternoon and fnas the house Loeb ed
~ declare, be exclaimed to Richards
sho accompanied hini, III my wife hasn't
tone assy, without leaving me any way TO
yei In Haven't you key to the door2"
I.ked bis companion "Xes, bat ctn-
ouad il us uight key.
~ small boy who happened TO bruise y
iis leg said 10 his mother "Oh, mamma, n
low awtully /, must hurt TO be colored
ban Hurt, my dear 7 Why. what
% you mean n why, don't You know, i
tumbled dcwn this morning aud made
bat big black place 90 my leg and it's %
asi 81 sore ne Il can be all the time.
Indignant physician Man, what have -
gu douc 700 sen, my paiien, tie
nong prescription, and il killed him,
Druggist IA calm map, accustomed 10
base Veil. What vas der matter nit your
~, weeh seed your odder paiien, der
ghi prescription md dat killed him.
Iow cau somebody hlease such a maa r.
Ne Cu,iinF 81 Lesisieu 90 his friend I
4 boy, 10 The Calumet Cinh. the ether
slit What dnll tpllos Larkins is \
r. siytcy Bni he's setting up ia the L
Grid Look II him iiltei back there Ii
I'D his ierl Oh tho table Mr. Cniting-- d
. didni refer 10 bis feet They're \
iisbi enough; but the bootbisek. unfor- Il
aa'ely, caH't uake tic rect Of b,m shine
.Tle cyelaan session 10 apon as, 10 L
sFsed 8 genileuan 10 wsshinelon City 4
'isl. - b. Turned over his newspaper +
- ! perceive remarked the gentleman n
Idressfd They otisiustr mostly 10 "A
snssa. dpnt they Darn cyclones n :
marked slifa party. a. be arose aud -
aslf iiRped nut q The room. who 10 M