The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1888-01-18
DR!C-!s-DE RAG.

Although he covcts it from birth.
And covets il through lifcs brief span.
Nan never, never gels The earth.
1t is the earth ti!;it gets the m&n.
Lit Gut-A runaway mach.
4 winter rcsort-Thc open fireplace.
\ Yard Stck-Ore Of your clothes poles.
The oystcr-opencrs duty is on ti:c r;sw
material
\ Chicago editor discourtcously refers 70
woman as ugly enough to step = clock
New Years Notc-Patcn; leather pUmps
are appropriate presents for sni:Nmc1.
Mild, soothing, and healing Is Dr.. SaGc,s
Catarrh Remedy.
Tic vinegar trust is the latest. L is said
to be q very sweet thing for those who are
on the inside
There is 10 beautilier Of complexion or
form Of behavior Ike the wish 10 scatter
Joy and not pain around lis.
Picturesque is great 'socicty@ word
now. It is used TO des cri5c &iI:os; cTcEj--
thing except grid2ic cakes.
The disguised German was not far wrong
when he said, aprcpoS Of tue telephone.
you begins nit hello, und ends NIT oAc!l.
The people in the audience who talk con
tinually during the progress ot a pia;
should learn the deaf and dumb alphabet.
It is no great credit for The worm to turn
when stepped upon. \ barrel hoop VIII
DO the same thing.
Shc-Lan' o5 dc liben, BruIdcr Eli.
Did you come on dc kyars, or by private
| conveyance: uc--Privatc conveyance.
chile-I walked
In round numbers it takcsa billion del
! lars in money. coin and parcr, 70 E!&ci the
normal, everyday currency dCmai.as Of
the American people.
RnSkin says. Man SEor!d resemble 4
river. Some men do il on" rcsNccs, al
least The biggest part Of them IS t!!clr
mouth.
Yes. indeed" said Mrs. Parvenr: SIC
tween weddings and funerals and dress
making We are all kept on perfect chaos
in soc:cty.
Oar is two kinds o men what tells stories
One talks ter 'nluZc you. dc ud&cr one talks
10 'muzc hiSsef 1t won't he hard fur you
ter eide which one does the mos talking.
When man in responsible position
makes too much show of his p;cty, and
SAYS, Il am holicr than thou. it is time to
examine his books and count his CASH before
he skips.
How old arc you, MARY? asked MIS-.
Blank OF her hoUsemald. cii' mum.
I'm just 20, bat when n"t my money Il;
I1G Daah tG" o! t.'r ta ;r.ort S ~ !; '''
o!ueL' - l u -. ,ii''0 - - ~ -.
When ice is thick ana aGcp me nS Snow
Aud winter days are d!car y:
Man wants but little here 5c!o"
Zero.
The despordcnt papa Of 4 newly, Born
No: D &lyl was asked inc ollcf Gay "!!"t nc
had called the chl!d. lhcsthuts' Wis
the grim reply; and congratulations were
reserved.
The men-phys;cians, scientists, and
others-who lost !heir lives while ascending
high mountains IN iorclgn lanus' l were !,s
propaoIy among lnoSc VINO loohsu '! l,ol .Ae =
Ehail ooy VINO CRACKS d ~ ti''iiii'e cap - .
hrSl-ciass ld!o'.
At a christening, while The minister was
giving a certificate, he happened TO say,
LET me sce-this is the 30th. 'Ihc
thirticth.n exclaimed the indignant mother:
injlced, it is only the eleventh.
\ hen Owned by hir. Flynn, CT hus:i2'
vile, Ind, recently ia;d m eS@ : on ;, when
the words, . In so; we IEust, ;, we're :,
plainly imprinted. Inns might DC a.! ris5hl
II the DlrG naa occh an easlc' o''' 1t Scc''t9
rather pad form III Z hcn.
The plan of living within ones earnings,
and steadily laying aside something, how
ever little, for a rainy day, looks to be very
simple and easy, but in fact it is the hardest
thing that the average citizen has to learn
in his efforts to get ahead in the world
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