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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

r1,prv FoupTU STREET REFORMED CHURCH.
yest OF 9Th ave Rev. j. NJ. DICKSON, DID, pistor
Services $50 and 430 pm Strangers maue "eioono
UNIVERSITY PLACE PREsBYTERIAN CHURcH,
corr O lOth-st, Rev GEOHGE AlEAANDrf; ~.
Pastor-Publlc worshp to morrow at IL NJ and ,. H.
Wednesday evening service At D O'Clock.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

ALLEN STREET NJ. z. CHURCH a ereat q, farewell o,
service The anal meeting I'm the old Chureh VIII a
on Sunday, April 90 Services oS folows Love escb
Ing by Bishop CYRUS D. Foss at 10 go a. m Reunion
at D. m. with Rev SAMUEL r. SMITH N cnlTsp
sANDFORD. Preaching by Rev: NJ, DC. C kAM,rUa,pt
AT 80 D. m. No special collection entertainments
far friends from distance.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

GRACE METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH, West
lo4th.st near Otliave. Rev. WILLIAM r. KFTdHAM
Pastor-Preaching az 10 AS and As D. m. by the
Pastor. Strangers welcome
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

AT THE CHURCH, 4sth-st. and 5th-ave.IRev' ED-
WARD b. COE ID. D., will preach at both services
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

COACHMAN Present employer would like 20 procure
v situation for his eoachman whom he highly recon-.
! mend; honest sober and hrstclass driver; single Al
dress my ofice, SO Southst.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

COACHMAN.-BY hrst-class man single; thoroughly
" understands the and management OF horses and
carriages leaves his place account Of the family going
10 Europe rstclass city reference Call or address
S. w. fec Broadway carriage factory. near 5oth-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH 6th.avs, corner
12thst, Rev. RICHARD ID. HARLAN, mini ster.-
Services, IL a. N. and p. m.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

OLD JOHN STREET METHODIST EPlsO o ia
and halt east Of Broadway Rev WELLESLEY W.
CIa,s ueatino o a. m Preaching at 10 80 a. m anu
40 D. M Young Peoples Prayer Meeting 0:So D. LII
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

FIVE POINTS HOUSE OF INDUSTRY 1855 worth.
Ct. WILLIAM ~ BARNARD. Superintendent Service
Of song every Sunday az 80 o'clock. Tho service Is
almost wholly by the children OF the institution Public
cordially invted
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

CHURCH OF THE INCARNATION. MadIson a c an
3Jth-st., Rev. ARTHUR BROOKS, Rector-Morning sei
vice at IL afternoon Strangers cordially invited
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

CoACHMAN-By an experience man middle aged !;
proper care horses and carages Is careful
city driver excellent groom city counry nrst
class city reference. Address J. O., Box IL, Tribune
uptown Onlce, ,23S Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

All WELCOME UNITY CONGREGATIONAL So
City, UHitarisp a Arthur Hall tefngF s URoofX
WIiItHT Pastor. Services and preaching at IL sun
"A y.school at o'clock.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

PHILLIPS PRESBYTERIAN CHURSH; GOT, e2rpcr vii M
RAJ az and Madison ave.-Rev Dr. Al1t& ANIh5s, WI
preach Tomorrow morning. Rev. WILLIAM IN IS,
RkR in the evening Services at IL q. m ana D D. H.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

(S0KCHMAN.--By married man. has 10 years, hrst,
Protestant Call address r. O. r., 12I West 4oth-sL
4, OACHMAN-By nrst:class man, married best city
u reference from last employer Call or address os
65th-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

OACHMAN-By young married man who thoroughly
~ understands his business is good. careful driver;
unders class horses and fine carrsges
SOBER and reliable best Of city and refer
TO honesty. sobrety, ability. ENGLISH. 100
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

ST JAMES'S CHURCH, Madison-ave ana 7dstse1
Morning service at II chdrcn's service at g. 81 An
drews Brotherhood specially Invites all young peopie "
even song at g Strangers always welcome
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

AT THE COLLEGIATE DUTCH CHURCHES
Morning services IL o'clock; evening service az D.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

WEST TwENTY.THIRD STREET PR Pr sRrT inI
% bv the Pastor Rev II. f. SAMPLE ID. D. at II
n m subject Message 10 the Afflicted ana az 40
d. M, subject: Consciousness OF GteFhi'y' SuN"'
school at . 80 q. NJ
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

FIVE POINTS MISSION G3 Park.st (site OF the
old brewery Rey O. Il BouToN. Superintendent
Morning ana evening service 10 80 and 80 Sunday
school at 2;00 closing with service Of song by the chill
dren. A welcome all
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

C0ACHMAN,-By reliable man. Just dlsengaged; thor
~ oughly understands his duties willing and obliging;
city country; best personal references from last
plOyer. Address COACHMAN JOHN, 1874 West 49th- ST
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

Ton DAYS, Home Camp Meeting THOMAS HAIR;
RISoN Evangelist Continuance OF the gea. Gentsi
80 Church (near sthave). Meeting opens Thurs
dav Nav g. a. M Camp Meeting Lovc-feast 8 ?: m, m.
nIshop Nj ALLALIEU will preach z D. m 1oung people
paSe reetnz In lecture 10 general prayer meet
Ing, 7.45 preaching and revival service
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

AT THE CHURCH, IA Lafayette place. near 4thst-
Rev W. CHAMBERS D. will preach II n me mSr IN
the evening.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

EIGHTEENTH STREET METHODIST EPISCOPAL
CHURCH (near ethave. )-PTeachng morning and even
ing BY Rev CHARLES T. NORTH, Pastor Sunday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-28

PARK AVENUE METHODIST EPISCo l, n
CHtJRCH corner s6h-st., Rev. j. RICHARDS Ell
D. D. Pastor-preachlng by General Conference deegaes
10 20 a M Rev t. NJ BRISTOL u. d. OF Ghlcago.
5 AZ M M Rev C. r. CREIGHTON D. D., OF Wesleyan
uiniyersity Nebraska Sunday school. 2:oO D. NJ
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Secrets of Lion Tanning.

Much nonsense has been written
about the secrets of lion tanners, such
as that they drug their animals before
going into the cages. or that they tame
the beasts with the al of red hot iron
bars. There is no truth in such stories,
and ia spite of the fact that lion tam
ers are now and then attacked and
sometimes killed, most OF the animals
they exhibit are quite harmless The
principal secret Of lion tanning is conf
dence; it is thi, which s,curei the man
control over hi, animals. Pezon and
Bidel, the great Partisan lion tanners,
begin by studying tn, animal carefully,
and when the lion becomes used to see
ing them they ontcr ths cage. The
training is accomplished by taking q
whip and forcing the lion to do what is
wanted. 1t is a curious fact that lions
which have been caught wild are easier
to train than those born in captivity,
even though the latter animals may be
tame enough to be trusted outside their
cages. This i, something, however,
that no lion tanner who knows his bust.
ness will ever thiak of ri,king with an
adult animal, for they are a treacherous
lot, and just as likely as not it is the
moment when he is apparently the leasi
dangerous that the king OF tho forest
will select for making hi, attack. =
[Picayune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Garfleld's Lack Of sordiduess.

1t is said that President Garfield had
not the faint idea of tho value Of
money-by consequences often arealizing
sense of the inconvenience of lacking
it. A story is told of his going once to
banker friend for $500 for the Incl.
dental expenses of California trip Tor
which tickets had been sent him, and
that the gentleman, whilo willing
enough to lend it, would do so only on
condition that onc-half should be paid
Mr.. Garfield after he was aboard the
train and the other given into hi, wife's
safe keeping, as otherwise he was sure
there would not be cont OF it on hand
for the journey. Il Com morcial Adver.
tispr
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Russia's Great Novelist.

Count Tolstoi is maa Of sixty, with
iron-gray hair, suaburnsd countenance,
plcntifully furnished with gray beard
and mustache. His hair is parted down
the middle and is thick and full. His
brow, lurrowed with the ploughshare
of thought, is broad and massive; his
eyes, small and piercing. CLEAN out be-
meath bushy brows. Hi, nose, large
and prominent, ha, full and expressive
nostrils. The features arc so strongly
marked that once seen they cannot soon
be forgotten. Hc is rather above tho
average height, and his threescore years
have not bowed his stature. But he Is
no longer as robust as he was. lie
looks somewhat shrunken and worn,
as if time and the Turning fire
within wero making inroads on what
was onco stout and stalwart form.
Count Tolstoi dresses not Ia moujik,
but not as a Count. II, wears coarse,
dark blouse, buttoned up the breast
and fastened round the waist with a
leathern girdle. Collars, cuffs and such
frippcry he cschcws. His trousers are
as those OF other men. Ga his head he
wears sof:, woother-b atel brinlcss
hat, and whenever h, walks abroad he
carries stout staff. The costume Of
the disciple is like to that of his master.
Simplicity in dress i, distinctive note
OF the Tolstoia gospel-one among tho
mary points in which it resembles the
Quakers. .-fLouisvill, Courier Journal.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
How the "Japs" Sleep.

A Yok ohama letter in the Hartford
Courant says: "The Japanese bed is
simply futon spread upon the mat
ing. They lie upon thi, and spread
another futon over themselves and rest
their heads upon wooden pillows and
are happy. A futon is thickly waddcd
cotton quilt, exactly like our comforta-
Bile, and very nice arrangement such a
bed is for the housekeeper. The bed
is easily maic, and in the morning the
futon is folded and put away in the
closet, and the chamberwork is done.
They wear no night-dresses, but as
avery person, even in the poorest and
humble station, takes hot bath once,
and in tho majority of cases twice q
day, there is nothing uncloanly in tho
wearing of the same dress at night
which is worn in tho day.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
A POetical Ceremony.

Tho new japanese cruiser Takao-kan
was laun chcd recently from the imperial
shipbuildiag yard at Yokohama The
Uaited states steamer Monocacy was
among the foreign ships of war present.
A magnificent chair lined with white
,atin, on which the imperial arms were
beautifully embroid cred, was provided
for the Empress, while tho ladies of the
court were accommodated with chairs
in tho imperial color. Among the
numerous guests present which filled
tho stands erected on each side tho ves-
sci was noticeable tho British contin-
gent, besides several American officers
brought down by the Mon ocacy. Ad-
miral Viscount Nakamuta, the Port Ad-
miral, and nearly all the officers of the
naval headquarters wero also present.
The launching of the Takao-kan was
under the direction Of Captain Tokake,
the superintendent of the shipbuilding
yard, and as soon as her Majesty had
taken her seat the signal was given to
free the vessel, and presently the last
shore being removed she began to move
off and the band struck up the national
air, "Kimi -ga-yo," and to the strains of
this lovely music the launch glided
down tho ways. A cage containing
pigeons and covered with tinted paper
was suspended by a wreath from the
bowsprit OF tho vessel. As she was
leaving, one of the attendants caught q
line which was attached TO the bottom
Of the cage and tho whole fabric camc
asunder. liberating the pigeons. The up
ward flight Of the pigeons, the flowing Of
the steamers and the beautiful cloud of
tinted paper which rose from the
broken cage made this tho prettiest fea-
ture in tho ceremony and was loudly ap-
plauded. The vessel having reached
her element, her Majesty proceeded to
the Naval headquarters where luncheon
was servel. ism Francisco Chronicle.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Waters Effect on Rounding Pebbles.

A study has been male by Prof. 7.
G. Bonney OF the rounding of pebbles
by the Alpine torrents and rivers.
From this it appears that pebbles are
rounded with comparative rapidity
when the descent of the stream i rapid,
and they are dashed down rocky slopes
by roaring torrent capable of sweep
ing along rocks of much greater volume;
while the rounding takes place with
comparative slowness whcn the descent
Is gentle and the average fall of the
river is about adequate to push them
along in its bed. Popular Sciencs
Monthly.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
PRICE THREE CENTS.
A Central American Bird.

While In the charming little city OF
Belize, Honduras, wo were much in.
terested in tn, sagacity shown by GER
tain jackdaws, callel in Spanish
"tordos," very prolific in those parts.
The male Il black, though in the sun
his feathers cleaned like polished steel
and the wings arc tinged with tho
deepest b.u,. The female Is smaller,
more graceful, but rot so brilliant, her
color being beautiful brown.
Every morning when we opened our
cottage door the birds would swarm
arouad us and set up great cry for
food. Better thaa we they knew when
1t was fvo o'clock, for if we awoke later
than usual wo were sure to hear their
sharp, shrill call. Those birds seemed
to be deeply impressed with the idea
that VIC wero bouad to provide for
them. By and by, having young ones
to feed they carried away tho bread iu-
stead of eating it. Seeing this, we put
the crust pieces into basin Of water to
soften thom.
Finally tho birds ceased to come, re-
naming away throe whole months.
Then we one morning noticed female
tordo hopping about tho garden, look
ing in every corner as if perfectly at
homo and seeking some familiar object.
1t Immediately occurred to US that she
must be one of tho old set, and VIC soon
found that we wcro right in our con-
lectures, for having found piece of
very dry bread, the bird without hesita-
ton went direct to tho very same basin
before mentioned, perched on its rim,
dropped the bread into the water, de-
liberately waited short time, took it
out carefully and flew away with it in
her bcak. This act showed both imita-
tion and memory, because three months
previous the birds had seen us soak
bread for them in that particular basin.
The nests wero il trees not very far
from our cottage. and as soon as the
young ones were fedged tho old birds
brought them to our door, no longer
fearing W. though by nature they are
vory wild. They evidently reasoned
that as we had never tried TO harm
them, we were not likely to injuro their
young. We supplied the bread, the
mother bird taking it ia her beak and
thrusting it into that of the f1edgling.
No matter how hungry the old birds
might be, they never served themselves
first. But though so good to their own
offspring, they pitilessly attack all other
Aedglings when opportunity offers.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
PEARLS OF THOUGHT.

Envy is only one form Of disposition
20 steal.
You can train child to do anything
but act nat ALLY.
To be popular act like others; to be
honest act yourself.
Wealth is not having possessions, 1t is
being able to use them.
Experience may be hard teacher, but
It's lessons are firmly fixed.
We feel just as well when we believe
We are admired by others, as If it were
really So
Tho fellows who did not got elected
have very poor opinion Of the peoples
judgment.
! So fast as man finds out what others
know, he will learn how much he has
neglected himself.
Iti easier to borrow wood all split
up for use, til, same as it is easier to fill
tho brain full of others thoughts, rather
than think for oneself.
Old customs must give way to new
conditions or the result is revolution
when 'wc, the people," who hold the
fort must be recognized.
Tho reason so many fail after get
ling up in the world" i, because they
become intoxicated with the admira-
ton bestowed upon them by others.
Every womau or man however low or
degraded, whether wrapped in mere
rags, who possesses tho gem OF life,
which no man has been able to define,
is human being.
IT all the nations of the earth would
disband their armies, no wars would be
possible; tho same would be truo if no
organiz ,tion other thaa eve, the peo-
pie" was permitted.
Elevation is spoken OF as tho means
Of relief for "poor laboring man." but
how far must he descend before roach
ing tho point to commence his ascent,
for he already looks down upon the
highest elevation idlcness has attained.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Burials at Sea.

'.Why arc tho bodies of passengers
who die on ocean steamships at sea
thrown overheard instead Of being
brought to port2' was asked of navy
officer.
lit depends upon circumstances
whether it is advisable to bury person
at sea who dies on shipboard," was tho
reply. IF tho vessel i, within day or
two of tho end of tho voyage, thero is
no good reason for not bringing the
body into port, although superstition
prevails amoag sailors that if q dead
body is kept on board it means the in
evitable destruction OF the vessel. And
it is often the case that whoa body is
shipped on board v,ss,l to cross tho
ocean tho fact is kept from the knowl-
edge of the sailors"
1T is contended by some that the
burial of a body at sea is not attended
with the solemn ceremony that it ought
to bep
"A burial at sea is a very solemn and
impressive service. A death at sea casts
gloom over the whole ship, end it is
natural for the officers of vessel to
avoid ostcntation and display. All
mariners arc firm in their conviction
that when person dies at sea, unless
within few hours run to port, the
body should be given up to the deep. As
rule, vessels are not provided with
any place where tho body my be kept,
nor do tho medicine chests contain any
drugs or chemicals by which it can be
embamod. Some of tho lines, I be-
lievc the White Star and French Trans
atlantic, carry metallic coflins in which
the bodies of those dying at sea, when
the urgent request of their friends is
made, may be placed until the vessel
reaches port. But there is no law. as
some have asserted, which makes it
compulsory to bury body at sea.
Gas for the burial service, the body
is usually sewed up in canvas and heavy
pieces of iron, and either CRATE bars or
shot, are fastened to it to cause it to
sink. Then the body is taken to tho
gangway. aud the officers and crew arc
assembled by the captain, who reads
the Episcopal burial service, as pre-
pared for such occasions, the ship being
stopped meanwhile. The service ing
completed, tho plank upon which the
body rests is tipped up and tho body
slides into the ocean and sinks. being
carried down by the heavy weights.
Then the vessel is put on her course and
goes ahead. Surely there il nothing
inhuman or unbecomlng in this. = New
York Tribune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Quail Made Drunk, Then Captured.

A man living near Davis s. Cowelr 5
lin, kilns at Santa Cruz, CAL, has
been catching quail in peculiar way.
For three weeks he has been spreading
grain in the road near his place, where
quail abound. Ga the day the law was
cut he put wheat in the place as usual,
lut had previously soaked the wheat in
whiskey. Watching the place he saw
the quail come out, eat. get drunk, and
in a short timo lie down stupefisd. He
then went to them and gathered about
ono hundred into sack that he carried
with him. A few that were not fully
drunk were easily caught by his dog.
He has practised the same method
since successfully.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Public Xhatstona.

The largo stones at the base Of the
G ITO City National Bunk building are
smooth and soft. aud make excellent
whetstoncs. This fact has become
known to great many citizens and
small boys, AMI it is no uncommon
sight to see halt dozen persons stand
ing near the building sharpening their
knives. Whenever two men stop at
the bank corner to hold conversation
out comes their knives, and the sharp
enin3 goes OF as long as the talk lasts
Il Atlanta Journal.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
She Was Accustomed to the Best

Uncle Rufus Ito visiting young niece
from Prairie avenue)-Now, Arsbslls.
if you will put on your hat we'll take a
run over the farm. Pll show you the
incest youag calves aud sheep and the
cutest little goat :
Youthful riece (lisdsiniully)- don't
caro- about a1y of those, Uccle Rufus.
Haven't you any rice Froach kids on
tho farmi-lCbicago Tribune.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
So LONDONDERRY. VT. THURSDAY DECEMBER g. 1885,

thinking some poor fellow might
bo floating about whore tho brigantine
went down, Icallcd up the captain aud
all hands, and the old man sent out a
boat to search. The second mate went
in the boat, and when he caino back ho
brought only bit Of scorched deck
planking that ho picked up adrift
where ho calculated tho brigantine had
been. That was all the trace Of her that
was left, and we never knew her namo
or anything moro about her,"
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Unpleusant Features of Whaling.


Tho galley of any well-regulated
whaling schooner is just abaft the fore
mast, and is always to bo found in that
location. Mine was moved everywhere
to suit the emergencies of cutting in
and trying out whales. Sometimes it
was jammed against one bulwark, some.
times against tho other, sometimes way
aft on tho quarterback. Where it
should have been permau emily they
cooked whale, or rather tried oil from
his or her blubber mostly her blubber,
for these were COW whales we werc TAX
Ing, and every COW had her calf with
her, little whale 10 or IL feet long,
whose death by starvation was sure
after we had killed its mother. These
calves sometimes hung around the
schooner for days. After casting adrift
the "cow's" carcass, stripped of its
outer covering of fat, they still fol-
lowed it, as it foated up and down the
lagoon with each tide, rising higher
and higher out OF the water day by day,
huge and growing mass of putres-
cen &C. Sometimes these immense masses
Of decomposition, as carried by the
tide. camc bang up against our bow or
stern, throwing masses Of rotten flesh
over the rail on our decks. Our crew
sometime, worked half an afternoon
with prizes aud capstan bars trying to
force these masses of, and the sight of
one OF these '.stinkers'' bearing down
on Us, navigatod apparently by the gulls
gorging themselves on it, would cause
general alarm on board for fear it
would collide with us.-[New York
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
The Proper Gender.

"Pa, inquired Bobby. what is a
phenomenon"
IA phenomenon, my boy" replied
the old man, ''is person who exccls or
is remarkable in some special way"
''Is phenomenon, pa. OF the masculine
or feminine gender"
ut is of the IN scu.inc gender almost
every time. y Epoch.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-12-06
Gain.

Something has come:
Ifelt Il yestercve;
The lark on high was singing,
The happy church-bells ringing
How could grievei
Icould not grieve
An old man weary lay;
lifted up his burden,
He blessed me, and in guerdon
Mine slipped away.
1t slipped away.
There came child in pain;
Isoothsd It, and soon after
A burst of April laughter
Followed the rain.
How could grievel
o blessed human heart
That in the joy Of giving
Has found the bliss Of living,
Up, play thy rartl
Strive, and not restl
Rest here below is none,
Beneath the sky o'erarching
The hosts Of men are marching:
Angels look on.
Yet not in dark,
Nor wholly sad thy way;
But here in sunny meadows,
There overcast with hadows;
So runs our day.
-ISchiller.