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Jenny June's Denial.

Mr. s c. cFSry y 0tHsg know as 3
Jenny June, says that the male opinion is
that women are not lovable after %, and
never club-ahle. She denies both allegs-
tiops, and defes all 'allegators." There
are half dozen well established women's
clubs in New York, and she belongs to
one of the oldest The one thing that has
been proven by these clubs is that women
(saus women can keep secret. No out
slider has yet been able to find out whether
or not their stswardesses keep "cold tea"
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No. S9O.-A Pedagogus's Knots.

|. Two London boys, A aud B, with walnuts 10
sell found that BIS stock was onc-thirtecnth
more than AS; they agreed 10 sell on exactly the
same terms; after selling all accordingly, A had
taken the same amOut Of money as b. What
was this amount, how many walnuts had each
boy at first. and how much did they charge for
them?
q To half a dozen add half n tcore,
Then you will plainly see
Just twenty--neither less nor more
Explain the mystery.
g. What Is that number which, divided by 2
will leave l, divided by 3 leave 2, divided by 4
leave 3, divided by 5 leave 4, divided by leave
9, but divided by will leave no remainder?
ENGLISH AUTHOR.
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4uuseuttnts.
4mnsemtnts.
Musical Event Of the Season +!
OPERA HOUSE.
Wednesday, May 8. 1888.

m aeSEVENTH ANNUAL
Philsdelphi.
&; !; !! !. Concert
HttsSurs. Baltimore and Pnilan
For Nouudville, 7;s5 = m. and l2:o an,
dsi Y except Sunday. VL
FOR Grafton, $40 ?. m. daily.
For Cumberland. pos u m, daily exceps Fun
For 81. Ciairsyille. sos and 900 .. N. and 200
D. m and $50 p. N. daily except sunday.
Express trains arrive nom Chicago. 6:25 and
go m, and go p. m. daily, and as g. m,
caily except Monday.
Express trains arrive fom ST. Louis and Gin
kxpress Lains arrive nom Philadelphia, bal
triore and Washington. d. C., via. Grahon, ll.20
q. N. ana lo:t5 p. m. daily, via. Pittsbarg lo:lo
Tsins arrive firm Columbus, as q. N. and
$40 p r. daily, and 1913, T. IN. daily except sun'
day.
Trsius arrive frcm Pltsburx, 1918 g. m. daily.
and lS!s p. m, except sundays and SIS p. m.
and ii 10 D, IN. daily,
Trains arrive nom Washington, Pa. 500 . n.
daily except sunday.
From NJ undsvilfe, gi5 .. N. and ld0r, m.
daily except sun day.
Trains arrive fr, IN ration, fi:a0 q m daily.
Trains arrivs nom Cumberland, $50 p. N.
daily excel Sunday,
l:sS, and $40 p. N. daily except Sunday.
Cambridge Accommodation arrives a. 1:lUp.
Baggage called for and checked at hotels and
residences on orders left Of Ticket Vficc, l2o
Market street, and At Depot; r,,
Gene'al Passenger Agent
W NJ CLENENTS MANAGER. myi
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No. Ss0.-Behscair -,

49, ~-S..a,iigs.
/ saw avna-t With n " Y strange notion,
As peculiar as any this side of the ocean.
Take away the o can, you have the mans name
With initial letter--a rGiGc the same;
Cut off this initial, a rGiHs Is plain.
For he always wanted a reasonable gain,
A part Of the uGlas must go for his good,
For he wishes 10 purchase some nutritious food.
He leaves the store and the rirCr behind,
cT-ystIRiRs mdii6r Is now In his mind.
He is a CirR EnGilWcr in CIRddn EdS,
when an EslGRd is past and his home Is reached
In the ECsterR part of Canada Fast.
ARTIBUs LAURESTIUS.
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d PrrTsBURa Z 4
!, RAILRoADm

/, ;,pa.,--=zuro RAILROAD CO.,
Tan Handle Ronte.) Under schedule In ~
November 18th, 1887. trains leave wheeling. Osa
trail standard Time: For steubcnville and Pitta
stenbeaviIle, SOB D. m. Tho G;SB q m and
800 D. m. trains mako direct connection 10
Columbus, Cincinnati, indianapolis and Chica0o
The l2:23 p. N. train makes diroct connection
Wheeling at sib . ~, lnIA. n, aas p N. ard
N o. IA Mvt5
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death always breeds others; for no one be-
lieves that the excitement of court scenes
and the heroic lsbors of his new position
will allow the new Emperor very long in
which to bless his loving subjects.
WILL CARLETON.
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No. 891.-A Charade.

The habits which formed In youth may be
Grow with the growth and strengthen tuOo hTet
And those which are wrong in youth We see
Are apt 10 get very one tlro three.
SO somebody told US long years ago,
II we may credit one II. r. stowe;
That which in young folks IS bad or wrong,
When they get 10 DE old is mighty strong"
But homiieS are not our intent,
on sermoniZing we are not bent.
So please consider, we do entrcat,
This paragraph as but compile.
NJ. c. wooDFoRD.
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BEER TO THE RESCUE.
wAYNESBURG BOYS PROLONG LIFg AND
HAPPINESS.
They Bid Defiance TO Prohibition, and Buy Beer
Through a Life Insurance
Society.
YNES B URIC.

A YNE S B URG,
Greene county, in
the days gone by,
was a "dry" town.
II was there that To-
cal option first gain
ed a foothold in this
sta tie, and there
hasn't been O license
granted in the county
in the past IL or Is
year 8. A saloon
keeDer with cheese
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Rapaua Har Youth.

Nrs. Pbebc Chesley, Peterson, Clay Co.,
Iowa, tells the following remarkable story,
the trnth of which is veuched for by the
residents of the town: 81 am 73 years old,
have been troubled with kidney complaint
and laneness for many years; could not
dress myself without help. Now am free
from all pain and soreness, and am able to
do all my own Homework. l owe my
Thanks to Electric Bitters for having re-
nswS al uth, and removed completely
all diea d psin." Try . bottle, SOC
and y 81 an & Co.'s drug store.
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IIIPlEctnHTEl lTllrIiII
U 9TH I'LL | H!LulI bI!TEIITl
Louisiana State Los ery COMPANY

incorporated In 1868 for % years by tho Les1sla.
ture for Educational and Charitable purposes
With capital OF 81, 600, 000--to which Q reserve
'upd Of over $50 600 has nnce been added.
By IN Overwhelming popular vote i8 franchise
was made part OF the present State Oonattu.
ton adopted December I'd, A. d. 1879.
The only Lostery ever voted On and endorMd
oy the people OF any State.
i never scales or postpones.
Its Grand single Number Drawings
lako place monthly, and tho Grand Quarterly
Drawings regularly eysry three months March,
June, September and Dccamber).
A splendii Opportunity 70 win Q fortuna lifth
brand Drawing, Glass Y, In the Academy Of
Hmtc New Orleans, Tuesday, May \, 1888
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Through Tickets and Baggage Checked TO al
points.
For rates and other information, address
fRED. HUskMAN,
Trav Pass Agent wheeling, w. Va
". J. ROBINSON, Gen'l Pass. Agent
Parker burg w. V.
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Consumption Surely Cured.
To the Editor
Please inform your readers that ! have a
positive remedy for the above named dis
ease. By its timely use thousands of hope
less cases have been permanently cured.
I shall be glad to send two bottles OF
my remedy FREE to any Of your read
erswho have consumption if they will send
me their Express and p. o. address
Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM, N. c.,
15l Pearl St, New York.
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Answers.

Answtrs.
sT0--Kuife and fork.
Sis rategically
s7lKnee-pan.
s73.---l. Bonnet. 2 Cyg.net. 3 Garnet.
l. Cor.net 5. Sonnet. O. Hornet. !. Sig-net.
s. spig.net 9. Lin net 10. Spi-net. II. Gan
net. u Jen-net
S7i.--HoOp-skirt.
s7S.-Mr Startling will be happy 70 see Mr..
Eastwood between and 2 next Wednesday, TO
meet DR.. Short, who arrived last week by Her
Majestys frigate Nelson, now lying Ct Ports.
mouth. DR.. Short IS a relative. and the executor
Of the late General Teele, who died In Calcutta
the first Of March last.
Old Jewry, 4th day Of May.
s76.-It.
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No. SSi.-h Crown.

No. SSi.-A Grown.
- SthE
sssak
Across. i. A letter. 2. An exclamation. 3. a
man of genius. 4. Put into a scabbard. s. A
species OF rat. G. Corrected. :. To stop by fear
DotcR.--l. To ditiuse. 2. The inclination or
deviation from the vertical Of any mineral vein.
3 To give out. 4 To squander. B. Shreds,
fragments and the like scattered on floor or
other clean place. 6. Washed. Z. The termina'
ton Of many English words. s. A. letter.
ODELL CYCLONE.
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SPHINX KNOTS.
communication for this department should
De addressed TO L. K. CHApBoURS, Lewistown, Me.
No. Asa Mystery,

No. Asa Mystery.
Through the north of England one pleasant day
A solitary traveller took his way,
Where primroses bloomed by the highway s
edge
And fragrant hawthorus beautifIed each hedge;
While his ear was armed rs he passed along
By plowboy's whistle and the wild birds song.
As the summer sun near the Zenith drew
The pedestrian tired and thirsty grew;
When, looking around he spied a limpid pool
" hose crystal waters seemed both fresh and cool
So kneeling down, rs men In every age
Have often done, he would his thirst aSsuage.
But scarce his lips had touched the lucid wave,
When to his sight appeared phantom grave;
Back from the pool in terror quick he drew.
The sprite as quickly vanished from his view.
The vision gone, his thirst o'ercame his fears,
A gain he tries, again the elf appears.
The stranger leaves the place, nor can undo
The mystery. Kind reader, now can your
NJ. C. woopFoRD.
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The Lat Month,

The contributors prize contest closes May -
and every reader should hasten TO get ready his
twenty puzzles Who will get the sl00' Is a
question that continues to excite much interest
Only one will win this prize, but some who fail
to do 30 will receive smaller rewards. Assign.
ment blanks. 10 he filed out on sending the new
sphinx Knots" will be mailed 10 those who
apply.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-05-06

IS O b Balm has completely cured
r. To- standing case of cstarrh. 1
never h seen its equal as cure for
IN the 1ead and headache resulting
'ueh CON-. 1t is q remedy Of ster-
ierit.T e. Crosby, Nashville, Tenn.
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NO RHEUMATIC ABOUT NE!

IN one mtuutc tuc SuthCoEo
Antt-Pain Plaster relieves
Rheumatic, Sciatic, sudden, sharp
and nervous Pains Strains AMI
WEAKNESSES. The FIST and only pain killing
Plaster. new and infsllible antidote 70 pain,
Inflammation and weakness Utterly unlike
and vastly superior to all other pastors Al all
druggists, % cents: five for 81 90; or, postage
free, Of POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL Co., Boston.
Mass
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-05-06

Miss Annie Hill of Melbourne inspired
that verse. She was a silly little romantic
young thing of 50-sweet 50-whose love
wac mellowed by experience with de-
ceased husband. But Annie laid the whole
wealth of her affection at the feet of a
widower, and when he married somebody
else Annie withered like flower at the
end Of rope attached TO the kitchen roof.
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TRY the CURE Hz sNYMfI
Tctttrp.

I'VE DO hereby certify that We supervise the
arrangements for all the Monthly ana Quarterly
Drawings Of the Louisiana State Lottery Com.
pany, and In person manage and control the
drawings themselves, and that the sa.no are con-
iucted with honesty fairness, and IN good faith
toward all parties, and We authorize tbs company
10 MSS this certificate, With fGcsIniles OF our ns
usturss attached. ip fta Advertisements"
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RIVER RAILROAD.
W. NJ. CLEMENTS, Manager.

Time Table t,king effect April s,h. 1854 Pas.
sengei trans will run a. foliows-Central Time.
All trains daily except those marked thus
which do not ruu on,Sunday:
SOUTH BOUND. NO. TINo. D. Nos fiNo. j.
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.&zzsxasanuses:
NI~~x
CoMyojssiousr

We the undersigned Banks and Bankers will
pay sll Prizes drawn In The Louisiana 5tate LOT
lsries which may be presented at our countera
J. III. OGLESBY, Pres. Louisiana Natl Bank.
PIERRE LANAUX. Pres State Natl Bank
A. BALDWIN, Pres. New Orleans Natl nankl
CARL KOHN, Prcst. Union Rational Bank.
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AnAustralian Death Notice.
Sydney Bulletin.

Ey"NV
Age cannot wither, nor custom stale
Fair woman's regard for the festive male,
II widows of 80 will hang by their necks
Merely for love of the opposite sex.
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No. $50 An Anagram.
A state Of hopelessness might DO
In truthful way personited,
By fancy's pencil bold and free.
In picture OF n PERSON TIED,
NELsoSIAN.
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CAPITAL PRIZE, $15O,OOO.

217S Prizes amounting 10 ....-...........So5s6 &
Application for rates 70 elnbs sho1ld b made
ie1I6
Ror further Information write clearly, Irwin,
full address. POSTAL NOTES, kYp1es
Money Ofderso1 New York Exchange IN ordinary
lsttsT, Canenoy By empress (st our sxpeRsel ~
dressed
n. A. DAUPHuH,
New Orleans, La.
Or; ~. a. DAUPHIH,
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ELY-S
CREAM BALM

Cleanses the
Nasal Passa-
yes, AllaysPain
and Inhamna-
don, Heals the
Sores, Restores
the Senses Of
+ q 8 t @ a n d
Smell.
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DRUNKENNESS

Or the Liquor HNbft, POsfuVoty
Cured by Administering DR..
Haines' Golden Specific.
II can be given in cup Of coffee or tea without
the knowledge OF the persons taking II; Is ALSO
lufely harmless, and VIII effect 3 permanent and
speedy cnre whether the patient IL q moderate
irinker or an alcoholic wreck. II has been given
In thcusani5 Of cases, and IN every instance Q
perfect cure has followed. n acrr gdi's. The ys-
lem cnce impregnated with the SPECIFIC IL be.
comes an utter imPosibility Coz the Liquor apo.
Ute 20 exist; For sale by LOGAN CO.,
sepSMwFc Druggists. Wheeling W. Va.
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ID III ssIs $3.50 n 80, 1870
drswtngz, In guarantee Of absolute fsfYneo md
integrity, that the chances gre al equal, soe
that no one can possibly divine what numbG
will draw q prize.
REMEMBER that the payment of Al Pdss
q GUARANTEED By fOuB HATI0l.
AL BANKS Of New Orleans and the Tickets
are Hgnet BY the Preeidspt o( an Institution,
whose chartered nights sfe recognised In the
highest Courts; therefore, beware Of any inits-
tons or anenymOus schemes apl1WI6R
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Consumption Surely Cured.

Answer. win be published in two weeks.
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msaly potato or two, stale bread and O
small bottle of Base ale and some dessert,
such as rice, sage or tapioca pudding, aud
sometimes stewed fruit. After this meal
the digestive organs were given rest Of
about two hours, my time being occupied
in reading; then came 3 smart walk Of
about four mills aud practice with seven,
pound dumb-bells, which finished the
labors of the day. Tea consisted of dry
toast and steak or chop, cold meat OF
poultry, two cups Of tea end stale bread
After that conversation aud light htera
ture were INDUCED in until o quarter tt
ten o'clock. A basin of Cruel, with &
handful of black currsuts, was the last re
past of the day. This is considered
strengthening and also regulates the sys
tenn. After this retired to rest.
1.-THE palmer the food the better. Al
constitutions are different, they must b,
studied accordingly. For instance, 81
athlete that perspires freely requires mor'
LIQUID to drink thsn an athlete who hardly
perspires at sll. There sre cases OF ath
letes who are not strong, and who rsquir'
10 be built up with some extra luxurie'
that should be moderately used. The bill
of fare consists OF steak, chops, roast bee
or mutton rare, poultry, snd sometime.
boiled mutton, one or two boiled potatoes
stale bread, dry toast, sometimess little but
ter, and boiled eggs, not too often, one Oh
two cups of tea for breakfast and tea,
with not much sugar and milk; for dinner
BASIS ale or lager beer will be strengthen
ing beverages, and for dessert after thai
meal light buildings, such as rice, sage
tspioca, and sometimes, IS q substitute
stsved fruit. For those that do not in
dulge in malt liquors, dry toast sosked in
boiling water after cooling down will b
found to be healthy and refreshing bey'
erage. All athletes should remember thai
a great deal Of self-denisl is required in re.
gard to consuming liquids, and not more
than is actually required should be taken,
and then at regular times during the day. +"
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A fashionable finish for q skirt is q very
wide hem turned up on the outside Of the
dress, and piped with gold, silver and
coiored braids
II if said that Lady Randolph Churchill
recently ordered two dozen Marie Antoin-
cite kerchiefs, which have been restored to
favor this season, and will be worn alike
for dinner and evening dresses, with both
high and low corsages.
A London journal says that artificial
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1888-12-04
A

Come nestle your head on my bosom, love,
o sweet, winsome babe that you are
With eyes like the sky that is glowing above,
And hair like the sheen of a star.
Lie close to my heart while l sing to you
A song of true happiness born,
For the sun has slipped out of the sky-roof blue,
And the birds to their tree-cOuches gone.
The flowers have folded their petals in rest,
The stars hang their lamps in the sky;
A breeze. with the mark of a rose on its breast,
Goes dreamily wandering by.
The wee baby moon, like a sickle of gold,
Is low 'mong the far purple hills;
The cricket, that sly little turbulent scold,
Her gossip still noisily trills.
All things 60 to rest, save the crickets and wind.
To sleep till awoke by the sun,
When the glad little song-birds new madrigals find
To tell that a new days begun.
So close your pink eyelids in sleep, my dear,
My darling one, pure as a star
And dream happy dreams till the morning dawns
clear,
And the shadows of night flee affair.
Good Housekeeping.
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DEMANDS OF THE N. c. F. S.
ALLIANCE.

RESOLVED l, That the N. G. F. S. Alli-
nee hereby enters its earnest protest
against the policy of giving away the
labor of our %convicts, and demands of
our Legislature the enactment of such
laws as will hereafter prevent this out
rage on the rights of the taxpayers Of our
State. Adopted.
Resolved2 2, That we demand such
changes in our laws as will reduce the
costs in litigation in minor causes, and as
shall enlarge the jurisdiction of our Jus
tees of the Peace. Adopted.
RESOLVED 3, That we demand that laws
shall be enacted to prohibit our public
officials from receiving or using free
passes or free tickets on our railroads.
Adopted.
Resolved 4, That we demand hat our
Legislature establish a commission for the
regulation of freights and tariff on the
railroads of our State. Adopted.
RESOLVED 5, That the above resolutions
be published in The PROGRESSIVE FARMER
for the next two months with a request
that the press of the State copy. Adopted
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light. Then give a short but vigorous
kneading and put into pans. Let it stand
an hour or thereabouts. Bake one hour.
CHOCOLATE CREAM CAKE.
One cup of sugar, one-half cup each of
butter and milk, two eggs, II cups of
flour and one t%easpoonful of baking
powder. Bake in two layers. Cream
Two cups of granulated sugar, three
fourths of a cup of milk, and a piece of
butter the size of an egg. Place over
the stove until it comes to a boil, then
boil fifteen minutes. Beat until stiff, and
spread on the cake. Melt two squares of
chocolate and spread on the cream.
sCALLoPED OYSTERS.
Put a layer of the crackers in a but
tered ~pudding-dish. Just moisten the
crackers with a mixture of oyster liquor
and milk, and cover with a layer Of
oysters seasoned with pepper, salt and
butter. Cover with another layer of
moistened cracker, then oysters and
crackers on top. The top layer should be
thicker than the rest, made more moist
and dotted with bits OF butter. Cover
and bake in a well-heated oven one-half
hour. Then remove cover, set upon
upper grating and brown.
G SNOW.
Put into a saucepan a pint of milk,
adding two dessertspoonfuls Of orange
water and two ounces of sugar, and let it
boil. Take six eggs, separate the yolks
from the whites, beat the latter to a froth
or snow hence the name) and put into
the boiling milk by spoonfuls; stir the
whole ahOut with q SKINNER w hen
done take the eggs out and dress them on
the dish for serving. Thicker the milk
over the fire with the beaten yolks, and
pour this over the frothed eggs; let the
whole cool before serving it.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1888-12-04
ORIGIN OF

Most curious of all the sights in
Bremen, is a cask 200 years old called
the Rose" because it stands under a
large painted rose. 1t is said this is
the spot where the old burher council
ors held their most secret meetings,
the proceedings of which were never
divulged; hence, perhaps, the saying,
"under the rose" 1t must be con-
fessed they chose a fine, dark, damp
hole for their deliberations, and fully
deserved the rheumatism that with
out doubt they caught, though the
contents of " the rose " were duly and
frequently called into requisition, you
may be quite ure.-C Commercial Ad-
V~ertaser.