davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1888-02-29

That tired feeling and loss of appetite
are entirely overcome by Hoods Sarsapar
lila, the peculiar medicine. Try it and
see.
, 1888-02-29

Orleans, on oath says ain 1870 Scrolulots vi
GERS broke out on my body until | was a mass OF
corruption. Everything known to the medical
faculty was tried in vain. l became a mere
wreck. At ines could not lift my hands to my
head, could not turn IN bed, was in constant
or cure in ten years. In 1880 / heard Of the
fectly cured"
Sworn 10 before U. S. Com. :. D. Crawford.
, 1888-02-29
Wagner cp.
sPmCIAHIsTs.

We offer no apology for devoting so much time
and attention to this much neglected class of
diseases, believing hat no condition OF human
ity is too wretched to merit the ympathy and
best services of the profession to which we be-
long, as many are innocent sufferers, and that
to relieving the afflicted and saving
them from worse than death, is no less n
philanthrophist and n benefactor to his race
than the surgeon or physician who by close ap-
eXcels IN any other branch of his pro
fession. And, fortunately for humanity the day
Is dawning when the false philanthropy that
condemned the victims of folly or crime, like
the iepers under the Jewish law to die uncared
for, has passed away.
, 1888-02-29

Courtesy of Hyo. Archi'
, 1888-02-29
YOUNG NJ LIN

w no Inhy DesulIerlng from the effects OF youth
full follies or indiscretions, will do well to avail
themselves of this the greatest boon ever laid
at the alter of suffering humanity. DR.. WAC
Weir Will guaranteed forfeit five hundred dol
lars for every case of seminal weakness or pri-
waite disease of any kind or character which he
undertakes and fails to cure.
MIDDLE-A GED MEN.
There are many men of the age of 30 to 60 who
are troubled with too frequent excavations of
the bladder often accompanied by a slight
smarting or burning sensation and a weaken
ing OF the system in a manner the patient can
not account for. On examining the urinary de
posits a ropy sedime will often be found, and
sometimes small particles OF albumen will APP
pear, or the color Will be of akin or milkish
hue, again changing to n dark and turbid APP
pearance. There are many men who die of
this difficulty ignorant of the cause, which is
The second stage of seminal weakness. DIR.
wagner Will guarantee a cure in all such
cases and a healthy restoration of the genito-
urinary organ. Consultation free. Thorough
examination and advice. $500.
See the Doctors additional advertisement in
the Daily Denver News and Tribune-Republi-
can.
All communication should be addressed
DIR. WAGNE & co.
l4l4 Larimere street. Address, Box 27S3, Den
yer, Colorado.
Cut this out and take along.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
ADAMS.

Forty four below zero. That's all. E
E. Aufenson who has been slck for nearly
two months is up and about again.
j. w. Carr plowed snow for distance OF three
miles on Sunday afternoon and repeated the
feat abouts O'Clock Monday morning.
G. E. Taylor is on the sick list. As we have
been there ourself Charles, we can sympathize
with you in your afntction and wish you an
early recovery. 1 e., - 49, *s&
John Gilligan and Patrick Cummings went
to Austin to attend the Farmers Convention,
but were disappointed as the Convention was
put back until February.
One of our elevator men is going to reduce
his weight from 1856 to IT'S punds between now
and the first of May next. He is reducing him
self under the able advice of DR.. Carr.
B. F. Holmes of Spring Valley, the genial
superintendent Of the Little Cedar Creamery
Co., is In town. He will remain here in charge
of the creamery during G. E. TaYlor's illness.
KIDDER,
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
Our Baby.

I'm March last, our baby when six
months old, was taken down with what
the physicians called bronchitis" ian or
dinaly cold and was very sick for two
weeks; she seemed to be filled deep in
the chest with phlegm which we were
unable to loosen; she could not lie down
at all. but had to be held upright else it
caused her to cough severely; the pbysi-
clan did not give her any relief, although
the prescriptions were changed every day
and sometimes twice dav; this treatment
was continued about ten days and we
finally determined to try bottle of Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy. We obtained a
bottle and after giving a few doses she
was relieved, breathing easier and throw.
ing off the phlegm and getting to sleep.
getting we'll in q few DAYS, and we believe
we owe her life to the use of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. Our oldest girl is
subject to Group and has had several Sc
we're attacks, but the Cough Remedy has
brought her out all right with but two
good doses and we would not go over
night without bottle in the house. We
have great faith in it," Signed, Wilbur
E. Wells, Lulie L. Wells, 1881 G street,
Lincoln. Nebraska. Sold by Giles s.
Shepherd
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
The Archbishop and the Anarchist.

The Archbishop and the Anarchist.
Our Dumb Animals: We recollect
reading how Kearney, the San Francisco
Anarchist, when he proposed to upset the
government few Years ago, called upon
the Roman Catholic Bishop or Archbish-
op of that city to give the Archbishop
his advice. The Bishop listened patient
ly, and at the close quietly SAID: I have
lived good many years in San Francisco
Mr. Kearney, and !. think know some
what of our citizens. Irecollect looking
out of my window one morning some
years ago, Mr.. Kearney, and seeing sew
eral men hanging from lamp posts. I
will bid you good morning, Mr.. Kearney.
The above leads usto say that the true
friend of the anarchist who has come to
this country in total ignorance of our
constitution, is he who warns him of his
danger. ..:- ...- .....- .....>
We have the strongest government in
! the world. 1t is so strong that we per-
NIT oceans of insane and reasonable
talk which, under weaker governments,
would send the talker to prison or Sibe-
ria; but let serious danger threaten our
government, and six words from the
president would call million of men, if
necessary, INTO the field, who would
show as little mercy to the bomb-throw-
ing dynamiter as the farmer does to the
wolves that destroy his sheep. The true
friend of the anarchist is the one that eli.
lightens his ignorance, and convinces
rim that this is the only country in the
worlt whers intelliget, temperate, indus.
trlous mei' Of good character are sure of
a comfortable living, and where the son
Of the poorest has fair chance to obtain
the highest offices of the nation. 1t is
the only country In the world where near
~ all the rich men, and nearly all the
prominent, began poor. and by working
hard-not eight hours, but frequently
twice that number-have reached their
present positions.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
GENERALlTIEs.

The greatest fault Of the self made man
is that he wants to make everybody else.
q. Rider Haggard wants $1OO a night
to lecture in America. He will want q
while before he gets it.
Puck: Solomon when arrayed in all
his glory, never wore pink cross bar
shirt and white collar.
L Puck: It is absurd to say that hairdye
does not deceive anybody. It deceives
the man who uses 1t.
"A Chicago lady speaks OF Danielte's
Inferno to avoid the appearance of fam.
iliarity and bad breeding.
Exchange: The parlor is probably the
most frequented of all court rooms.
It may be, but we bet on the kitchen.
Col Barr, of Philadelphia, visiting in
St. Paul, asked a representative of the
Pioneer Press Saturday, If it was true
that Lieut.. Greedy was lost four miles
above Minneapolis.
Exchange: "Has Henry George dropped
politics?" asks New York paper. The
New Yorh paper ought to know. but at
this distance it looks as though politics
had dropped him.
Yonkers Statesman: A scientific declares
that the hair curls after death. Now,
when you hear your wife say that she's
made pie that will make your hair curl,
you'll know just what she means
Few York Sun: do you believe in a
future state" inquired the long haired
passenger solemnly, as gentleman re-.
turned the bottle to his valise. "Yesh
(hic) sir" was the reply; II live IN Dako.
ta."
Epoch: Physician. to patient-Your
case is very serious one, sir, and l think
consultation had better be had. Pa
tient, too sick to care for anything-Very
we'll, doctor; have as many accompllces
as you like.
Hartford Times: May and Edith are
sisters. four and five years old respective.
ly. May had been very naughty. and
mamma had taken her oyer her knee to
administer corporal punishment, when
Edith suddenly pushed the door ajar and
peeped in. Turning her face as far
round to her sister as the peculiar posi-
ton would admit, May said, very grave
ly: "Go right out Eide! Don't you see
I'm busy?" 1t is needless to add that
mamma granted a respite.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
south.rn minnesota Hortioult ural soc,ety

southern Minnesota horticultural Soclety.
RocHEsTER MINI, Jan. 18th. 1883.
To the editors II the TRANSCRIPTS;
For the benefit Of those Of your section
who are engaged in the cultivation Of
trees. fruits. flowers, vegetables, or other
horticultural products, desire to insert
in your columns a few items concerning
the Southern Minnesota Horticultural
Society, organized at this place on the
9TH inst, Observation and experience
have combined to show us that the coun.
ty horticultural societies IN this section
OF the state, many of which have long
struggled for existence, have lacked eff.
cheney mainly because SO few live horti.
culturists could be found within the linn
its Of any one county, who were willing
to aid in carrying forward this important
work. But 1t is believed that by follow.
ing the example of the hortlculturists of
Iowa and other states. and uniting the
efforts of the workers of several counties
strong society can be maintained, a
deeper interest inspired. and more labor
ers enlisted. w.. ..S..
The purpose of this society is to COL
lect and disseminate among the people of
Southern Minnesota, correct information
as to what varieties of fruits, flowers,
vegetables, etc., are best adapted to this
portion OF the state, and the best methods
OF cultivation. The society proposes to
hold both its annual Can.) and semi-an-
nual (June) meetings at various points IN
Southern Minnesota, wherever the mem
bers may desire. The annual member
ship fee has been fixed at fifty cents, and
this also entities each member to a copy
of the State Horticultural Report when
published, Casually in June) and those
joining now and sending to the secretary
or treasurer the membership fee, will re-
ceive postpaid the next annual report.
At the meeting for the organization,
Jan. 7, 'S8, interesting papers on '.Ento
mogy," "Onion Culture, "Orcharding in
Minnesota" and other topics were read
and discussed. Articles of incorporation
were adopted; and the following officers
elected for the ensuing year: Pres, A.
W. Sias, Rochester; 1st Vice Pres, J. s.
Harris, La Crescent; I'd Vice Pres, G. H.
Pond, Kasson; Sec., Edwin Deacon,
Rochester; Treas, Wayland Stedman.
Rochester; Librarian, Mrs. Stanebury,
Rochester; Executive Committee, VIM.
Somervllle, Viola, E. G.. Ballard and
John Bamber, Rochester.
j We earnestly solicit the cooperation of
all fruit growers, florists. gardeners, and
all others in Southern Minnesota inter-
ested in this work, and believe they will
find it to their advantage to unite with
us in its prosecution.
EDWIN DEACON, Sec.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
Be a-..
Tru @.

! s..g s. ~ ~. : s
! A man gives up a sinking cause sooner
than woman does. The men ran from
the cross; the women were faithful Men
like the winning side; women are cham,
pions of the desperate hope. Deborah
saved Israel, and Joan Of Arc delivered
France when no man could be found't to
lead an enterprise 80 unpromlsing The
men outran one another to catch glimpse
Of. the risen and victorious Christ; but It
is doubtful whether they would have
gone to the sepulchre at all to embalm the
dead and defeated Christ. ...= ....s.
Women, too, linger oyer the memory
of the past with q richer tenderness than
men. Women tarry long, with 4 fidelity
painful and sweet, over the,recollections
Of their childhood, and the little incidents,
OF their .betrothal and the buried faces Of
their children - Our Dumb Animals.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
LEsR'o'Y.

% degrees below zero Saturday morning.
Il. B. Morton, Of St. Paul, Is at home; also
Joseph Martz.
There will be preaching in the Presbyterian
church next Sunday.
Mr.. VIM. Frank no doubt wishes to extend
thanks to NJ. E. Williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. Swasev return to their home
at Minneapolis to-day, Monday.
Asix-weeks-old child Of Frank Brown, died
yesterday, after an lllness OF about ~ hours.
f. L. Henderson has gone to st. Paul with
tive cars Of hogs to sell to the new packing
house.
All the cuts on the Winona & Southwestern
are full. Don't look for any trains until
spring.
The new store is open now, ready to serve
al! customers. Come early and secure the
bargains.
Arrivals-Mrs. Jas. Henderson and daugh-
ter; A. r. Thompson, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo n
Swasey, Jno. Gemmill, and girl baby at C.
p. wells.
If Salvation OH is only Is cents per bottle,
we, would advise, our Town Board to buy
about three bottles, and If yeus don't know
what to do with them. try dose on q dog.
We have been having weather, weather, ~
And all who stood 1T wear good leather;
You could not say 1t was a sweater,
For all in LIE Roy know much better. ~.
After being longed for, death came to the
relief of Sylvester M. Sweet, on Tuesday af.
ternoon. His age Is forty years past. He
leaves wife and i've children. To them we
extend sympathy. '" fseS nfs> ~
The surprise at Jno. Franks was well at
tended and the jovial host was constantly
among his callers. One of his "sure enough
Jokes was this: II have always noticed in
this part OF the country, that it Is colder In
the winter than in summer"
" Yours in haste,
JNo. FRANK.
Single sinch has become quite popular
among the card players in this community,
but now it must be double sinch' or 1.-TWO
>pedies' or the game is duh. The above has
been the all absorbing game of learned men
1t has brought together upon tho board arena
of the Scale House owners of estates, livery
men, etc.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
4 GENTS WANTED to Canvass for Adver

\ GENTS WANTED to Canvass for Adver-
"A Using Patronage. A small amount of
work done with tact and 1ntelligence NAV pro-
duce considerable income. Agents earn
several hundred dollars in commissions in q
single season and incur no personal RESPONSE
bilitv. Enquire at the nearest newspaper
office and learn that ours is the best known
and best equipped establishment for placing
advertisements in newspapers and conveying
quire in order to make their Investments
wisely and probably. Men of good address.
or wemen, If we'll informed and practical, may
obtain authority to solicit advertising patron
age for us: Apply by letter to GEO. p. Row
ELL & Co., Newspaper Advertising Bureau, 10
Spruce St.. New York, and full particulars
will be sent by return mail
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
A Good Appetite

Is essential to good health; but at this
season it is often lost, owing to the pow
erty or impurity of the blood, derange-
ment of the digestive organs. and The
weakening effect of the changing season.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is wonderful medi-
cine for creating an appetite, ton;ng the
digestion, and giving strength to the
whole system. Now is the time to take
it. Be sure TO get Hoods Sarsaparilla.
ian
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
Young America.

Young America.
| A Boston mother was putting her little
one to bed, and said:
Il think, Flossie, you are old enough
to learn an evening prayer. 1 am going
to say 1t for YOU, and you will repeat it
after me-"
''Yeth'm," lisped the little one.
"Wel, We'll begin. Are You readyw
'Yeth'm. Letter 90, Gallagherp'-Bos-
ton Courier.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
EDUCATIONAL.
c. D. BELDEN, EDITOR.

Miss Edith M. Short commenced
her school last week in District 20,
Grand Meadow. 49,,
On account of illness Miss Rose
Grimshaw is obliged to give up the
school in District Al, Red Rock.
Miss Alice Kirkland will complete
the term.
Supt. Belden visited last week
among the schools in the vicinity of
Dexter and Grand Meadow.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25

A Doubly Observant Youngster.
Chicago Tribune: A Calumet avenue
boy. age 3, is unusually bright and OBJ
serving. The other day his father said
to him, after the little fellow had furn-
ished an instance of his acuteness:
Nothing escapes your eagle eye, Har-
old"
mo, nor my eagle ear either" replied
the lad
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
4 Wolnan,s Discovery

:. Another wonderful discovery has been
made and that too by q lady In this county.
Disease fastened its clutches upon her
and for seven years she withstood it's
severest tests, but her vital organs were
undermined and death seemed imminent,
For three months she coughed necessarily
and could not sleep. She bought OF US
= bottle OF DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption and was so much re.
lleved on taking first dose that she slept
al night and with one bottle has been
Luther Lutz." Thus write w. q. Ham.
rick = TO-, of Shelby, N. C.-Get free
trial bottle at Dorr & Wold's Drug Store.
9 4
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
Absolutely Pure.
All the Symptoms.

..'. Anthe Symptoms.
Apartment Housekeeper-How Is that
young man in the back room getting
along, Sally?
Chambermald-Ae's no young man.
He's married.
Married?
" Yes'm. he never can find his necktie
nor his overshoes nor nothin until looks
for 'em.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
An Elee3nt substitute

For oils. salts, pills, and all kinds of bit.
ter, nauseous medicines is the very agree
able liquid fruit remedy, Syrup Of Figs.
Recommended by leading Physicians
Manufactured only by the California Fig
Syrup Company, San Francisco cal
f*$ Jan.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
No Translation Was Needed.

Lynchburg Virginian: As William bent
over her fair face he whispered: Oar
ling, if should ask you IN French if !
might kiss you. what would you an
swer?"
She, summing up her scanty knowledge
of the French, "Billet doux."
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
HAYFlGl0.

TN u0ea -
Daggetts hay; press has arrived at last.
Frank Sterling went to Austin last Tuesday.
We are in hopes this fine weather will con-
tinue. a;s #a5, 81
Miss Lizzie Coleman came down from Dodge
Center Friday night.
The members of tho Ladies' Home Circle
are talking Of an yster supper.
Mrs. W. H. symss viii entertain the Ladies'
Home Circle Thursday afternoon, Jan. 20.
Mrs. Hunt and little daughter, formerly
residents of Austin. are the guests Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Urbatch.
Mrs. Norton came down from Dodge Center
Friday. and made anumber Of calls on the la
dies Of Hayfield. ts ssa.as s.. .. il. ~. .-.
Rider Norton win preach to the people of
bayfield,, Wednesday evening, Jan. Is. If the
weather Is favorable, sss..y- s-s. .-...... e.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25

Mamma Ito Noel, who is inclined to be
taikative)-H Hush, Noell Haven't I told
YOU. often that little boys should be seen
and. not heard? Noel Yes, but you don't
look at me. s
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
BROWN SCALE.

BR0WNSoAlE.
Water is a scarce article in this vicinity.
q. s. and Henry gets there every time.
Our school is in a fiourishing condition.
Sleeper Sons have pair of ponies 70,
sale. n.@..4z.a y,
Mrs. Eda Clark returned to Minneapolis last
week. .-. 49,. 49,. 49,.
Elder G. D. Belden was IN town the past
week. f.. .H.".t- ,.... So.
The Frost King has been cold one the past
two weeks. n s-se ~..ss~ 40 : no F.. ~. .
Doctor Gray gets to the front now with a
pair of snow shoes. - Y ~ e as1s@'
Great reductions in prices On clothing and
cloaks at Sleeper g. Sons, .,ssg 20, " -,
Cliff. Edwards and wife of Minneapolis have
been visiting herethe past week. %.-
week from Wednesday tho Ladies' AID
Society will meet at Mrs scribner's.ei %...l
Mrs. E. J. Simpson and her niece. Daisy.
Will go to Minneapolis this week on visit. 8
E Il. W. Britts can and will break colts ia
drive for any one, on reasonable terms
On account Of sickness Of the pastor there
was no preaching at the Baptist church Sim.
day. So, &C. = :
Chas. Knox Jr:. arrived here from Saltwater
the past week, where he had been after four
horses belonging to n. Beck of this place.
N. A. Jensen, the miller at Lansing was in
town Saturday with q load OF -four. Mr.Ja
sen will soon take unto himself s.fafr bride
o. "A. Sleeper. manager Of A. L. Sleeper &
Sons store at North st. Paul, arrived in town
Monday afternoon and will stop with us for
few days. go
Mrs Ida Kerr. ct her millinery emporium.
Keeps fine stock Of hats, feathers. ribbons.
trimmings, etc.. and will make dresses Ia ali
the latest styles. 81 81.
DR.. q W. Gray and D. Z, Tanner raturn1ed |
short time ago from trip to ST Paul. Thev
made 9 visit TO North 4. 81. Paul and were the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. o. A. Sleeper. IS
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25

No thoughtful American, facing
the fact that the ballot is now in the
hands of overhaul million of voters
who can neither read nor write, will
deny the imperative necessity of the
thorough and universal education OF
the people. This is truly one of the
living issues Of the hour. Normal
Teacher.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25

!. Clear thinking is, of course, the
first step towards clear speaking, but
inaccuracy in the use of language
arises less from vagueness of thought
than from a carelessness of speech,
content to hit somewhere in the
neighborhood, but never piercing the
BULBS eye Of the thought.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1888-01-25
the lad
IN UNION THERE'S STRENGTH,

The Marriage Endowment Association of
Ithaca, N. Y, is Mutual Association. Every
member after he has been in the Association
six months or more, receives benefit at mar
rage. If net married, do not hesitate. Join
at once: It will pay you well. Write to A. W.
GOLDSM1D, Secretary, Ithaca, N. Y.
4O-2mO AGENTS Wanfeel