The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-03-29
THE MERRY SIDEI

ingalls, has the temerity to say he isn't
sorry for the way he spoke of Cleveland.
The tariff does increase the profits of
the Americans-the American laborers.
ingalls, first shot was severe enough
but he fired both barrels in the apology.
Badeau may be proud of having "made"
Grant-but who'll be proud of making
Badeau?
Part of the New York blizzard was
lost, and stopped in Ohio on it's way back,
| westward.
Rannels' execution by electricity would
never do. Why, it's shocking, to think
of
The Ohio Senators propose to "investi-
gate" one another. Scarcely necessary,
gentlemen.
The Ohio delegation is a large-sized red
rag to the Confederates in the National
House.
The Copperheads have done their worst
at ingalls,. They've said he was once
Democrat.
The President has Joined Baltimore
fishing-club. [Getting ready for Decora-
tion Day.]
The tally-sheet forgers tried to make
home-run to the Penitentiary, and came
near making it.
Badeau clung to the Grant family too
long. Col. Fred. at last combed him out
and cracked him.
Senator Butler, of South Carolina.
wants Utah admitted as State-a state
| of degradation, perhaps.
Foreign Dispatch-"The Sikkim expe-
dltion was successful" THE dog must
have caught the book AGENT
Chris. Glunz stopped at a Cincinnati
boarding house, and committed suicide
| rather than 60 down to dinner.
Wade Hampton says the Confederate
soldiers have never needed pensions. mo,
| it was suspensions.
Wheeling, W. Va, has a Democratic
Club made up of colored persons."-Iro7a-
to72ia7l.
All colored alike-their noses are red.
Sa*
On the temperance question, the men,
bers of the legislature smeared themselves
with molasses stuck on little wool, and
went forth as sheep.
-.
Lightning struck the Capitol at Wash
ington last week, during terrible storm
of wind. 1.-THE wind was all under the
roof.]
A Chinese murderer in San Francisco |
wore coat of mail under his shirt THe
wore coat of dirt on the outside
The trouble with good many orators
is that they have flights of eloquence-
but the flight takes place before they
speak.
Zach. Search, an old soldier, was robbed
Of his pension by two men at Newark.
Two Democrats opposed to "monopo-
ies."] II
The State Treasurer of Kentucky
dipped off last week to look for S197, 900
hat disappeared about the same time, {
rom the State Treasury. He's a Demo-
ratio Democrat
Little Calvin Lykins, of Ironton, held
pin on the railroad until train passed
yer it. He don't know how long he held (
), as his fingers haven't been with him s
ince. o
"Foster monopolies ?" howls Free
rade Democrat. Yes! We would pre- =
II that American workingmen, rather p
Ian English loafers, should be the mo- d
Opolists.
In match between two parties at Co ly
locton, nearly three thousand English c|
arrows were killed. This reduces the os
lmber in Coshocton to about eleven
illion. al
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A Washington paper cries: "Who will dc
Justice Waite's successor?" Just hold Ia
day or two, till we send you list of -
lio lawyers. Any of them will fill the ~
ice. A
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The Prince William will ascend the h;
rome with a sharp sword" Yes, and y.
at will be about the only sharp thing ~
out the young man. Oh
So" ne
An lrlshman named Cunningham has WE
dertaken to kill all the snakes in Ken Ill
ky. The contest will be race be- -
cen the Irishman's club and hundred th'
onlight stills wa
;, ma
he Democrats have discovered scare
of money in the State Treasury, and ''a
happy. eve told you SOP is the howl. pa
g thought of having told the truth ed
e, is getting away with them. dea
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he Democracy will never stop bowling i'''
ingalls, until they make him a promi-
t Presidential candidate. And he fee
lldn't make bad one. Of
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4 spirited debate in the Jackson NE
ools over which had achieved the bat
atest triumphs in the worlds history, the
or women, the young men all took libe
ground that "man was the greatest less
nd OF humanity" They hadn't for IT
en- mothers slipper" yet.
CTaI
correspondent of the West Union aga
n, speaks of Congressional candidate in .
'he star of the Army of West Vir- .oo
a." This is too ethereal. 1t reminds s.
an incident in the experience of a not
son County man. one who was rather Sue
} in personal habits. and whose wife wou
good, but dirty. The husband, who the