The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-22
WISE AND OTHERWISE,
Capital punishment-Being obliged to
sit with the girls.
EASTER BONNETS


Capital punshment-Being obliged to
sit with the girls.
EASTER BoNNETs
worry many poor woman who cannot
get the needed ten or twenty dollars to
buv one. Diamond Dyes will color the
fashionable shade. By their aid any
woman can get up stylish bonnet
cheaply.
A poor stick-Most of the mucilage at
present in the market.
A New Orleans gambler calls his as
sests E Pluribus Unum'-won from
many.
A TERRIBLE WIND.
Not the March wind, but the wind or
gas of a sour stomach. 1t is a sure sign
of dyspepsia or indigestion. A few
doses of Paine's Celery Compound re
stores the stomach to healthy state, 1t
is boon to dyspeptics.
A genius in Troy has just invented a
stove that saves three quarters of the
wood, while the ashes it makes pays for
remainder.
For three weeks | was suffering from
a severe cold in my head, accompanied
by pain IN the temples, | tried some
of the many catarrh remedies without
any relief. Ely's Cream Balm was rec
commended to me. After only six appli-
cations of the Balm every trace of my
cold was removed. Henry G. Clark, LIST
Division New York Appraisers Office.
| was troubled with catarrh in my
head to an annoying extent for three
years, After using one bottle of Ely 8
Cream Balm / was entirely cured
VIM. j. Cline, Victor, n. Y.
Helen-Mamma what is a casus belli?
Mother-My child. never speak of any.
thing so indicate. 1t is the Latin for
stomach ache.
Frank James is clerking in store in
Austin, Tex. When he reaches into his
pocket for lead pencil and shouts
Cash = all the customers jump to their
| feet and hold up their hands.
We have speedy and positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria, Canker Mouth
and Headache in SHlLOH'S CATARRH
| REMEDY. A nasal injector free with
each bottle. Use it If you desire health
and sweet breath. Price 80 cents. Sold
by j. T. hurtleff,
Whom shall our daughters marry ?
asks the Woman 8 journal. Well, dear,
they might begin with man, and II he
don't answer they might try a cigar
sign.
'Graciousr exclaimed rural lady
with a surprised look at Bartholdi's big
statue, and is that the Goddess of Lib
erty Why, had no idea that she was
so much bigger than the rest of us wo-
men,
A young man had both of his aural
appendages chewed off in a rough and
tumble fight; and all his friends are
happy. because he played on the flute by
ear, which he can't now Puck.
Have you a eonghl Sleepless nights need no
longer trouble you. Ayers Cherry Pectoral will
stop the cough, allay the inflammation and in
duce repose. It will moreover,heal the pulmon-
| airy organs and give you health.
You can not smell when you have
cold in you head, but you can always
wear eye glasses on your nose. COnse-
quently, noses must be intended to sup
port eye glasses. Boston papers please
copy Puck.
ShiIOh's Catarrh Remdey.
Shiloh's CataIrh Remedy, marvellous
cure for Catarrh, diphtheria, canker
mouth, and headache. With each bot
tie there is an ingenious nasal injector
for the more successful treatment of
these complaints without extra charge.
Price so cents. Sold by ]. T. Shurtleff,
Bennington.
Small boy to servant-Is the doctor
in
Servant-No; he is out Do you want
him right away?
Yes; he left little baby at our house
last week, and want him to tum and
take it wife away.
She (reading inscription on base of
pedestal) Beer fecit'-What does 'fecit
mean?
He-'Fecit' Aw! Latin word-means
to dOn
She-I see: Beer did itr My My !
didn't know he was drinking man.
PUCK.
The disgraceful whitewasbing of
Squire and Flynn is Just what was pre-
dicted when Colonel Fellows, the Presi-
dents friend and candidate, became Dis.
trict Attorney of New York. Now the
Doodle Aldermen in Canada will come
home and be forgiven. and that particu
lar triumph Of Cleveland and reform
will be complete.
With the Republicans passing high
license legislation at Trenton and the
| Democrats allowing the Menhaden lobby
| to prevent them from stopping the de-
strnctiOn of food fish on the Jerrey coast.
Mr.. Cleveland may well be scared about
| New Jerseys electoral vote. Plenty of
free discussion Republican clubs will
carry New Jersey for the Republican
ticket-[N Y. Press.
Isaac Ennis, who died in Philadelphia
recent, claimed to be the first man to
enter a lions cage in this country. The
| first man to wake up his wife when he
| eturned home at o'clock a. M, in
wobbly condition and found her asleep
has not yet been born.-[Norristown
Herald.
We presume all thinking newspaper
| readers have noted the fact that the free
| trade organs only pitch into those
trusts on protected articles, and are con
yeniently silent as to the vastly greater
of trusts on articles not protected,
ledo Blade.
! Ifyou require a spring medicine, III you are sui
ing with languor, debility, pimpes, boils,catarrh,
chronic sores, scrofula loss Of appetite or any
disease arising from impure blood, take Ayers
SarsaparillE-the safest and most economical OF