New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-08
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

| The Democrats secm to labor under the idea that
! Cleveland was elected at st. Louis.
She ION horscbackG Goodness me! my hat h bon
So R SAT- Of e9 @ hea U now eh ''
He also on hOrse 6ir ~ W yeFy gsei
He (passionately)-The outslde-W ashington Critic'
In Boston there is talk of arrestng horse-car con-
ductors who stop their the street corners In
such way as to the crossing In this city IL
is the driver and the conductor who IS responsible
for where tho car stops; but much enduring Now
Workers never think Of having him arrested. They
simply grumblc and walk through the mud
scientist who has plenty Of spare time on his
hands declares that cubic inch of air In room con-
talns 900 particles Of dust and they contain an
other delicate portions of the interior department tbs
shows how great risk Of @5 Spea rhI wen he has to
be, according to scientists about as much as n h
Ife is worth breathe, but there arc persons VINO
viii Continue to do it or die in the ACCOMPLISHMENTS
town Herald
Boston papers no longer put reports of amateur
entertainments under the head o: amuscments''
aHg to Kentucky R sTdS %Ssf ON the for sub
Stance, when every man in the audience arose with
the remark Thank you; don't care II do ana inc
lecturer had to stand treat or die-(Iexas sitlhgS'
Philadelphia can't see anything good In Dan Dough
erty since he came to this city Even the Democrats
OF that city sheer at his speech renomnatng the Pres
ident.
Cod Save the Commonwcalth.-Cood Citizen Gather
OF family)-Move on Pm through with you, you
loafcr; no moro dimes from me- .,. .,u,o nan, Pm
RulnnOsc-Ain't after dimes this tme, pdrt,I IN
after votes BIZ Beergizzer and Jake Glnslinger,
the bosses of grand ole party, hez nomynateo Mo
"oh I'il vote for you; Mr.; RnmI9se, Of course.
Three cheers for nberty."-(Omaha World
Saws an old citizen Of New-Mexico: "ogan!
oiranl Eel honorable 81 Cortes dc los Estados Undos
nor ell Tcrccro dstrito de Nuevo Mexico Esta ahora
abertop So runs tho proclamation in Spanish that
declares open the United States aid Territorial courts
of Ncw-Mexico, made by deputy United states mar
shas and deputy shers. For the satisfaction OF those
Americans to whom Spanish Is an unknown tongue u
is followed BY the familiar Oyer! Oyer. The hon.
orabe tho United States Court for tho lid District OF
Ncw.Mexlco is now opcn' followed by similar proc
lamatlon as regards the District Court of the Territory
THE AWAKENING.
Obi not the night, and not the storm,
And not tne liehtnlngs nree' 49,. r.ru
But sunlights TORCH the Kind, the warm,
4H''' 'A'' A"OA' WV -tFelIca Hcmans
OH not the fight, the fSeman's rout'
Tho GOODNESS under lire,
But going out to fish for trout,
-A''' WHO -(Boston Courier
Some day the Widow McGuness's pig may grow up
to be American Hog.
In Denmark It is becoming customary for friends
to send to the relatives of person who has died what
IS called Good Works Card" in place OF the usual
floral tributes These cards of white pasteDoard'
printed in silver and Issued by various chartaoie
organizations On each card is the name OF tho So
cety which issues It in the centre Is an IVY wrea'h vi
which the name Of the deceased may be writteh' anu
at the foot Is space for the name OF the sehuer' o
cards are sold In bookstores for moderate sum- Inc
idea appears to be sensible as by sehdhg thcso
cards people can show their sympathy Tor those IN
sorrow and at the same time do something ior their
favore charity AS might bo expected the horists do
not like these cards.
Theory and Practice.-omaha Man-Think law Is a
useless relic of barbarism eh - !. q, .,r,n.
there should be no law men don't need Ia" anu ,ncs
would get along much better without IT, hu' ai ~
hurry have an ngagcnent 10 meet ino ooinini'eoo
That committce7s
nThn a committeo TO draft oath bound ironclad,
obey ordio laws to govern our sOclastic organ'Sa-
ns."-(Omaha World.
Liar,
Using for Two e5cent tickets, aud then be oassed as
deadhead. That game u mAS' WIN uS neieai'oh-
(Manchester Ohio Signal
Soma Baltimore church exoursIonlsts, whilc on a
steamboat tho other day, badly frightened by the
hand The boat stopped for few moments on account
OF some trivial defect In the machinery and while the
people were wondering what was the matter the bana
iniudoIousy began to play Nearer My God 10 Thee
few of tho passengers thought that their last hour
had come sure.
She wanted to take some lessons IN archery, but
she was very very verdant.
Have YOU q bow and quiverl' asked tho teacher.
"Yo-vcSyes,s sho hcsatod ~ have beau, but
! haven't a 1uvcr any more He's hcon coming Tor
about two months now, AID I'm used TO is'-tWssh-
ington Critic.
In Oregon they spell to Cleveland "bcom' with
al
Tn. snl,do Of japan has Issued sn cdct against
what he calls the pe rnicouS game Of ba eoal which
foreigners are attempting 10 Introduce Into thas
country Tho MlkadO has no doubt prepared a pun
Ishment 10 M tho crime and foreigners who Wish TO
escape something humorous but lingering, with boil
Ing oil In It., viii do We'll not TO fool Win pasooaii In
Approximations Herald