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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27
To Form a Milk Trust.

NEW YORK, Jan. ga Boston spe-
cial says that arrangements were COM
pleted yesterday for the formation of a
"Milk Trust which is to include every
cow that contributes to the Boston mar
ket. TWAS also proposed that sum of
money, say $4,000, should be put into a
pool for the purpose of building cream
cries, twenty in number, at the most
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27
ExnoSition Tax Rebate.

The council committee on taxes met
yesterday to consider the application of
the Exposition directors for rebate on
the taxes levied for paving the street in
front of the building. A letter was re-
ceived from the city attorney stating
that in his opinion no assessment for
such purpose could be made by the
city, as the city really owned the land
where the paving was done. The petit
ton of the directors was therefore
granted
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27

the cause of liberty, and, having the
courage of their convictions, always
supported AmeS. Now, if Ames does not
resign, he goes back on his former rec
ord and becomes a party to the corrupt
gang who cajoled the poor, fatuouS
farmers to help them to lay the founda-
ton of monarchy. Yes, by all man.
ner of means, Ames must resign and
show to the world that we have one
man, at least, who is true representa-
tive of unadulterated democracy and an
unrelenting foe to monarchy. III. ID.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27
The RumOr Denied.

NEW YORK, Jan. 26.-The consul gen.
eral of Spain at this port, Miguel Suarez
Guanes, officially and emphatically de-
MES the truth of the rumors published
in some newspapers of this city in re-
gard to the unsatisfactory condition of
affairs in Cuba, and declares that these
rumors are entirely unfounded. He
says that peace prevails on the whole
island
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27

majority in Minnesota. In the midst of
it. a Democrat stepped in and observed:
Gentlemen, Pm not rich, but I'll put
up certified check for $500 that you
don't carry Minnesota" 1t was q bluff :,
but it was not called.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27

On gold, gilt, bronze and hardwood
picture frames, for thirty days only,
Muchmore Publishing company, 307
NicOllet avenue, Minneap lis; Bridge
Square, st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27
MISCELLANEOUS,

NOTICE OF ASSIGNEE'S APPOINT
~ ment Notice is hereby given to all
parties interested, that on the 23d day of
January. 1888, the Arctic Cracker & Spice
company, a corporation duly organized and
created under and by virtue of the laws of
the state of Minnesota. with Office and prin-
cipal place of business at the city of Mime
apolis, Hennepin county, Minnesota, did
make an assignment of its property and es.
tate for the equal benefit of all its creditors,
to the undersigned, Charles l.. Mendel, as as
signee.
The said assignment was made pursuant to
chapter Al of the laws Of 1881, state OF Min
nesota, and the several acts amendatory
thereof that on the 25th day of January,
1888, said Mendel duly qualified as such us
signee.
All creditors of said corporation who de-
sire to participate in said assignment, are
hereby notified to file with said assignee their
claims within twenty days from this date
Dated Minneapolis, Minnesota, January 81,
1883. CHARLES L. MENDEL, Assignee.
TORRANCE & FLETCHER,
Attorneys for Assignee
ian27-3w-fri
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| 4! g|]E!|)!; Sls&SsEzExl

DR.. II. Nelson, surgeon in charge. OiIice
Guarantee to eradicate and permanently
cure without caustic or mercury, chronic or
poisonous diseases of the blood throat nose
skin, bladder and kindred organs. Gravel
Acute or chronic urinary diseases cured in
three 10 eight days by local remedy. Vic
tins of indiscretion or excess with cough, in
digestion, tired feeling, nervous, physical and
proper or unhappy, should call or write, as
they are often treated for consumption. dys-
pepsia and liver complaint by inexpe.
riencedme who mistake the cause of the
evil and thus multiply both. Separate rooms
for ladies'. No nauseous drugs used. Hours.
9 q. N. to II IN. 2 to 4 and TO 9p. m sun.
day, to p. N. Book, soc by mall.
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DIED.

PIXLEY-At st. Barnabas hospital, Wednes-
day. Jan. %, C. S. Pixley, aged 81 years.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-27
MINNEAPOLIS WANTS.
SITUATIONS WAYTEn

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. situation: work
IL of any kind that is honorable, by a
man of steady habits. Can give reference
Address X, Globe. q
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LOCAL MENTION.
20 Per Cent Discount

Admission 25 cents to the Battle of
Atlanta until the change of pictures.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Crawling Out of a Small Hole.

VI am usually very good at remembering
names,n said Senator Davis, of Minnesota,
"but did get stuck once and under the most
embarrassing circumstances. / was sitting
in my Office at st. Paul, when in came man
whom was delighted TO see and who was
delighted to see ine We had been raised as
boys together, had enlisted in the same COM
pany and served through the war together,
he being the lieutenant of the company of
which l was captain. l knew him as well
as my own brother, and as we had not
met for many years l was glad to give him
genuine hearty welcome, but for the life of
me l cOuldnJ think of his name. He re-
mained with me all the morning and in
vited him to go to my house to stop. He
consented to do SO, and as it approached din
ner time commenced to grow very nervous
for, of course, would have to introduce him
to my family, and couldn't ask my old
chum and comrade what his name was
Finally | thought Of funny expedient
Getting a pen and sheet of paper told
him thought it would he good idea for us
to join in a letter TO another of our comrades
with whom we were both very intimate dur
ing the war He approved the suggestion
and | wrote couple of pages, telling our
friend how pleasant it was to meet again and
wishing that he was with us, Then signed
my name and passed the paper over to him
Much to my relief, lie signed his full name
and l was saved from tine impending mortifi-
cation. Philadelphia Times,
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
One of "Nntn GoodrIn.s Franks.

''That reminds me Of the night l was out
with Nat Goodwin said the tall board of
trade man. There's a fellow to make fun
for you. We We're going down to Kinsley's,
and over ON Dearborn street, where every
thing was quiet, we saw young couple just
ahead of us-goinr home, probably, from
their after theatre supper.
"'If that fellow had any grit in him. said
Nat, IN make him solid with that girl
with this he took me by the arm, and we
hurried along and overlook the couple In
passing them Nat gave the young chap a
push, and looking squarely at him, said
"'What are You going to do about itn
'The young man spurred right up to Nat,
and was going to thrash him, when Nat
pulled me by the arm and we both turned
and ran.
"'There,' said Nat, won't that make him
solid with his girli She thinks he frightened
away a couple of big bullies who were just
going to eat them both up. Chicago Times.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
,nrhlr,. M nna rhiIn.nnlr.

lady having expressed surprise that DR..
y. should pronounce all his patients, even
those who merely mad leVerish colds, seriously
in, Saphir said: "IIe is quite right, anybody
whom he attends is really in danger
II won't make way for foolln cried an
envious scribbler, on meeting Saphir in a
narrow passage, where at first neither seemed
disposed 10 give plnce "Ohl / will with
pleasure replied Saphir, stepping aside and
bowing coWteouSly
Standing in crowded theatre some one
leaned on his back, thrusting his head over
his shoulder Saphir drew out his handkeI-
chief and wiped the mans nose violently.
The latter started back. "Oh, | beg YOUR
PARDON said Saphir Il thought it was
mine.n
Requested to define the word dentist,
Saphir said: He is a man Who pulls out
other peoples teeth to get something for his
own to bite
An Australian prince Who was also an
archbishop, swore horribly at banquet and
perceiving that Saphir looked at him in sur
prise, angrily asked the cause Of hi, aston,
ishment. Il thought an archbishop would
not allow himself TO swear" answered the
wit Il was not swearing as an archbishop,
but as a prince" explained the prelate.
"Ah,H said SaphiT thoughtfully but sup
pose the devil fetohes the prince, what will
become of the neutrality-suspicious. the Ger.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Mr.. Lamar.s ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

remember joke told about Lamar when
he was in the senate He has the reputation
of being given TO writing and thinking up
poetry, and his appearance very often as he
walks along the avenue is very pensive and
absent minded. At one time when he was
living at Wizards he met friend as he was
coming from the senate down by the National
hotel
"Come up and have dinner with me, said
Lamar to the gentleman after they had shaken
hands.
The friend accepted the invitation and
started to walk up the street with Mr. Lamar.
He began the conversation and soon was in
terested in telling about some occurrence at
home but Lamar had fallen into one of his
reflective moods, and was not listening to
anything the friend said The space between
the National hotel and Wizards was passed
over, and, finally arriving on the pavement
in front of the latter hotel, Lamar suddenly
pulled himself together, and, looking around
he recollected that he had friend with him.
He had not heard word the gentleman had
said, but, turning to him, stretched out his
| hand and said:
swell, this is my hotel. l am very much
Obliged to you for walking up the street with
me. Good-by," and turned to go in.
| But the man was not so easily shaken He
laughed and said:
"Beg pardon, senator; you invited me to
dinner, and am not going to lose it,"
$50 did, so l did, cried Lamar quickly,
and taking his friend by the arm he went in.
| Washington Cor. Courier-J Journal
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
A bay in BristIevIIle.

One day Death assembled his grisly court
and demanded report from all his terrible
agents. "Nho best has done my work upon
mankind" demanded the monarch, Up rose
the Kerosene Lamp, but before she could
speak the Toy Pistol put her down and stood
before the King of Terrors 'In-he began,
but was kicked clear out of the presence by
the Empty Gun. 81 am here, oh king" he
began, but an American Pie choked him in
the act Of speaking. "Away, thou sudden
DEATH" exclaimed ii hau shty voice, and as the
speaker strode into view, all the court pros
tIated itself with fear, and even Death made
ready to vacate his throne "And who art
thoum asked the monarch. 81 am Fire Es-
cape But with the applause that greeted
his name a dark shadow fell upon the court,
and as II figure OF ghastly terror loomed in
view, the court took to its heels, and Death,
gathering his bones together for good start,
asked with trembling jaws, And thouf' ~
replied the new conner, 81 am the Boss am
the Life Boat" And with horrible shrek
Death fled. Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
STRAY JOKES.

Scientiss say that the savage has more
acute sense of smell than civilized people,
They have more material to practice on
The Epoch.
Nothing so vividly reminds us of the brew
ity Of life as thirty day note, Drift.
Some people are so sanguine in this world
that they think they can plant handful Of
seed in n snowdrift and gather carload Of
Strawberries the day after the first thaw.-
Baltimore American.
Farmers Wife-Will you be seated
Tramp-With pleasure, ma'am. Your next
door neighbor's dog has just unseated me-
New Haven News.
Ice-thin. Boy-in.
Hacks--'leven. Boy-heaven.
Detroit Free Press.
The body of boy drowned at Winchen-
don, Mass, was found through the use of the
electric light, which was submerged in the
water. 1t may be possible to find dead boy
by using the electric light, hut it would take
an illumination of about l00,OO0,0O0 candle
power to discover lad about five minutes
after he has left tho house with the remark;
"Tm only goin' round the corner. Morris
town Herald.
A writer says: "Tbere is always some
thing picturesque and striking about an old
MILL II the writer wants to see something
striking he should witness a modern "mill'
between couple of noted pugilists.
town Herald
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Born So.

AT the club the other night, when this in
cident was alluded to, John Oberly the
civil service commissioner, told the story of
man-Gen Watkins l believe was the
name-who used to live down in southern
Illinois. When he was in court as witness
one of the lawyers asked him his NAME
''Gen. Watkins" was the reply.
"WeIe You in the late war,n
NO, SIR
"Were you in the Mexican war"
NO, sir"
Were You ever commander of miltiaa
mo, sir
Did you ever hold a military appoint
mentf
"No, sir
"Then," asked the lawyer with sneer,
show did you get to he genelalf
II was born So was the Tcply.-New
York Tribune
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
9. w KENNEDY &. CO
1924 Chestnut street.
The Hazelton Piano is taking
well and no mistake.

The public has taken US at our word and
ve must say that we are more than satisfie'
,itb results So far Many have called, VT
know, simply to Inspect our NaierUom, bu.
thev came in with that intent they went
out with far different one. When they
"r"eaiu tn,y VIII Uny HAZEL ON
PIANO, with winch they seem Ia he mon
than fayorably Impressed. There seems t"
'e a ve,y genei al Impression that all the H.
stiumeuts we handle are up to the mark
Tat Is, every body who comes To seq US so
Expresses himself.
But while the many have come to look
trund aud admire Our waIeIOom, tht rs ar,
more than "a iew who have come to buy, aun
'uy they did. Our safes su Tar have bee
'eyund our p,etaGuns, aud those Older III
he business would be surprised If We wei,
to tell them what we have ali eady accom-.
pushed. It's not ovr intention Ju resort t.
nraggaducIu, but we. want To let the peoph
NLUw that Q are on deck and that We al,
II the business 10 MAKE money.
This week "a lAZELTON GRAND Nert
tn the home of one -ui Phlladeiphla's mosI
nottd musicians aud NEa MAN BROS.
ORGAN was purchased by rep, esenatlvt
of one of the best known families in the
city. That's good eruugh tor start, bui
we expeot to do better than that right aloue
uUw. We attribute our succens to w,
things: Printers ink and the quality of III,
Instruments we handle.
Continue to come to....us and we'll do Al
we'll by you as We can.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
A nrent ComnIIment.

Frank Hurd, eX-congresslnan from Ohio,
was in Chicago the other day You know
he is tile slvery tongued orator Of that state
One day while he was here he went into Il
barber Shop on Clark street, and took a seat
for a shave Having gone through the oper-
alton with no word from the barber, Huid
turned to him and snid: "Are yoa dumbf'
The barber said he was not. Mr.. Hmd then
said that he had never before been shaved by
barber whu had been silent The barber
replied; Il know you-ynu are Frank Hurd.
the CONGRESSMAN. lay down my hand us IA
taiker TO Nnu You can talk longer and bet
ter, when you get started than any man |
ever saw in my life used to live in Ohio. u
Mr. Huid shook the man uy the hand and
said he regarded whnt he had said as a greal
compliment. Chicago Mail
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Anamlas at Work.

= Missouri man says that he recently went
into the woods, painted a black circle on the
end of log, and when he went back to the
log an hour later he found 300 dead rabbits
there, the animals having mistaken the circle
for hole in the log and dashed themselves
20 death against it. Sims the story has ap-
peared in print be has received letters from
the publishers of several New York dailies,
offering him the position of aslldavit clerk,
his duties being to swear to the circulation.
But he says he cannot tell q alie--Norristown
Havail
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
STORIES OF MEN.
The Boy Knew Him and Senator Ed
muuds KneNv Him.


munds Knew Him.
young man applied to Senator Edmunds
for some money to enable him to get back to
his home in Vermont Being unknown to
Mr.. Edmunds, the senator addressed him as
follows:
"HOw do | know that You live in Vermont
You might come from Texas, for all l
know.n
~ can only assure you that speak the
truth, senator. l have no way of proving it.
My home is in the village of -",
"0h, it is, is itr' said the senator, grimly.
"Well, I've visited in that place number of
times. l suppose you know everybody there,
don't youN
The boy replied that the people he didn't
know were not worth knowing.
"Well, then,n said the senator, "tell me
the name of the fat old man who peddles
| milk about townfn
"He isn't fat and he isn't DID," answered
the youngster, doggedly. "His name is
| Skinny Eccles.m
The faintest sort of a smile lit up this Yer.
mont senator's stern features. Turning tc
| his clerk, he said: "Give him the money
| There's no doubling the boys honesty - and
| then he added with chuckle, as he turned
to reenter the chamber, "'Skinny' Eccles
well, well. haven't thought of him before
in dozen years. ."-Philadelph Times.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Beauty in Washington.

Washington Editm-A pretty mess yol've
made of that ball, What do you mean, sir,
by calling Mrs Rcdnose ''distractimgly
beautiful"
New Reporter-You told me could gea all
the points needed from last years files, and
she was called ''distractingly lueautifuln in
every report last season.
"l-oud better keep posted on the history of
your native country, sir. Last year Mr..
Rednose was chairman of the committee on
public pap; this year he's on ventilation and
acoustics, and near the tail end at thatn-
Omaha World.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
In pnsn,ent for the Pnne!

How you may get The Herald without
money. Bring US:
Twenty pounds of pork; or
Ten pounds of pork sausage; or
Two bushels OF 7ound Irish potatoes; or
Five bushels of sound turn.ps; or
Ten good chickens; or
Ten pounds OF good lard; or
One bushel of good onions.
Any person bringing us any of the above
in the quantity named will receive the paper
until Jan !, 1850; for half the quantity we
will send it half the time. Hazel Green
tKy) Herald.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
s.. III. Barnard,
FIFTH AND MARK In SITS.

FIFTH AND MARKET STS.
Hashlslafge warerooms chuck iull
OF Planosand Organs. Theyar for
sale. 1t will pay you to stop in and
xamine his stock. New goods.
New Management We mention
few leading makes. First on the
Iistw place the standard WEBER
good as gold. Then comes the
HARDMAN remarkable for its
fine tone and finish and splendid
wearing qualities. You must not
pass by the MASON&HAMLIN
their new method of stringlng will
strikeyouas a radical improvement
in piano making. CHlCKERlNG
is a household word. Then for
medium prices we have theat vor,
lite MARSHALL &WENDELL,
S IlRLING and Others. Pianos
in all styles of Rosewood, Ebony,
Mahogany and Blister Walnut.
Cash or lnstallnents.
Is itan ORGAN you are look
ing for? How will an ESrY do.--
King OF organs. Following tsely
on its heels are the DYER &
HUGHES and WILCOX &
;, HlTE, both noted lor their
volume, sweetness ,.urablllt, and
artistic design Always on hand
the popular Eastern Cottage Or
gans in every style OF case and
action. Cash or instailments.
Smaller instruments in great
variety. Sheet music and books.
Pianos, organs, a ccordeons, &c,
thoroughly tunea and repaired BY
L. ?. Potter, with
S. HI. Barnard.
Fifth AND MARKET SIS
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
A Good Reason.

Justice-Y testimony az to the prison.
srs character isn't complete want to
know about the last five years. Haven't you
been living in his neighburhool2
WitneS4-Not two blocks from him.
Justice-Ah! Well, now, what can you
tell us about him for-say the last yearl
WitneSs-Nothing, your honor.
Jus;ice-Wby not, siri
Wirness-Recause was in jsil.-Phna
ielphia Call
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
a LIT Annlicnnt.

Mes. We want good strong boy. Where
have YOU heretofore been employed"
Int prnnnnship academy"
And what kinduf work dill youdo theroi"
81 w,,> employed to iossle the table when
a scholar wrote his fair sample Of my hand
writing, before taking lessons at Scribbers'
Caligraphic academy Transcript
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
loc., 25c., 5oc. and $I.oo.
HOME TESTIMONIALS:

e Braan BALM cured me Of 5nvete cah which had for 50 yearpa
Of mine Of Hay ~ few doses Of Brazilian Balm
the best thing for dyspepsia dudge dward
the
ne Brazilian Balm will do
l
death; DR.
OF
P,.W O. B. r. RI lost children
stely-BurtOn B. Deputy, Mgord,
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
A LETTER FROM ]. Q.
He Is Earning No Money and Writes
W Topchingly to Il. n.

LIZ ioiAoNhiS PiA
vate letterand MS.
have just been re
ceived, and though
only signed with
the initials Of the
writer, there are
many reasons why
l am led to believe
that both are the
work of an old
friend, Mr.. Jay
Gould, who is at
present in the coun-
try where the let
ter is dated:
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28
Fine Views
Easy Terms
Low Prices.
Make point to examine the un-
der mentioned choice build
ing sites.

Eighteenth Street adjoining City Park
grounds; Lowering Avenus, Broome and
r 'dney Streets opposite Park woods; ;Broomt
and Rodrey Streets, between Thirteenth and
Fourteenth Streets; Union 10 Woodlawn
Avenue and Eleventh.
F,r,ne of tie C. ces: views n the CIT,
nom own front door We recommend T 18th
AID Bruome Streets. Our former advert,se-
nrnts ot Highland lots are worthy of your
attention. Particulars of o her deslrab lots
md dw cling houses iur sale cat be had Oh
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28

=.
His pen
Led him to the door on the journalistic floor,
Where he found an editorial lion Gagged.
He thought the sketch was witty, but look on him
with pity; for this happened in the city,
Oh. dear
How queer,
A long, long time ago--a century or So
For even then this joke was very aged.
TON MASON.
The Wilmingtonian., 1888-01-28

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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-03-21
Tricks Of Young DOCTORS.

'Some Of the devices resorted to by young
disciples of Acsculapius to give the public
high estimation of the volume and respecta-
bility Of their practice, are very amusing to
those persons who are aware Of the real mum
Der of calls they have TO make" This re.
mark was made by gentleman who is a
close observer and has frequent reason to
call at the offices Of numerous physicians
'Tell mo some Of them"
"Well there is one that is particularly
noticeable, and when / tell 1t to you keep
your eyes open and sec il am not cor
rect. Most all physicians have slate. One
of the first things u young physician does Is
TO get slate. He persuades himself he can
not get along without one SO he gets one, and
generally large one. Some Of them grow
discouraged at the paucity Of messages, and
I'LL their own slate, which generally hangs
at the front door, with imaginary calls for
the doctor TO please como in hurry to sec
one Of his imaginary patients. Others will
not go thus far but will allow every call
placed on the slate TO remain there until the
slate is finally pretty well filed with genuine
calls, but some Of them very ancient.--
Louisville Courier-J Journal.