The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-06-24
BRIGHT BITS.

That one swallow does not make summer
may be true, but one mosquito can make it hot
enough for anybody.-Life.
LIGHT checks are in demand for silk petit
coats IS the statement of a fashion authority,
which will be Indignantly denied by the hus-
bands who sign the checkb.-Pllck.
BosTwIcK twho has been pleasantly refused)-
Is TINS final Miss Daisy?" Miss Daisy (who is
coy yes, excepting that / always add a
postscript" (And he got her. lid Bits.
STERN FATHER-My son, If it breaks my heart
am going TO break your stubborn will.
Dutiful Son-All right, father; I'm going TO
break yours some day, if it breaks my pocket
BIrdette.
OLD GENTLEMAN-Stran I don't see a
grave of a person as old as I am.
His Daughter-Why, of course not father
you must remember this is a comparatively
new graveyard-Lffe.
LITTLE Mr. O'FLYNN-We have bin married
foive years an more, an it's divil cross word
to me ould woman have spoken yitl
Big Mrs. O'Flynn-If yeZ did il would be Their
last word yez would liver speak - Puck.
''WHAr was the text this morning. John .,
inquired druggists wife, who had been unable
to attend church.
ITO err is human, replied the arsenic exnert
and it was a mighty sensible sermon-N Y
Sun.
Miss CooINGToS-And when we are married,
dear, hope you won't smoke those horrid,
odious cigars around the house
Mr. Billington-Why, no, darling / think a
pipe is much more home-like; don't your
Puck.
FOND FATHER-,John, I read in the paper
that your base ball nine lit on the opposfng
pitcher and pounded him all over the field" /
hope you had no part in the dsgraceflll affair
John, 81 (sadly)-No, father did not hit him
once.-HGrUdrd Ldmpoon.
Col. BLOOD Ito hotel porter, who has brough,
him to his rooml-What is that pail of water
fori
Porter-To be used in case of fire, sir.
Col. Blood-Wen, for heavens sake, carry IL
away and I'll take my chances.-TerdS Siftin0s.
REALLY, Capt. Young, from the amount of
lovemaking going on among the young passen-
gers, the City of Rome might be called a sort
of court-ship."
"And why shouldn't it, madam We ALWAYS
try to carry our full complement of mates. v
Ocean.
AT BAR HARBoR.-He-why, 1t is growing
quite dark You can hardly distinguish the
She-And rather cool, too. ought to have
something around me.
He with familiar movement of the ARM
That's sol-LVe.
A CORRECT DIAGNOSIS. Young Physician I'm
speeding citizen on the floor at the police sta
tion)-This mans condition is not due TO drink.
He has been drugged
Officer Mc1innis You're right. drug him
all the way from Casey's saloon, two blocks
The UNREASONABLE sIN-Frendly Maiden
Why, that was Marion Oldstyle. Why didn't
you speak to herr
Esthetic Maiden-She tortures my taste so 7
cannot endure her for friend any longer She
has just bought two new suits and there isn't A
single shade of green in either of them -ToiUn
Topics.
On THE PIAzzA-Jessie-Tom why is Time
represented as such dsreputable looking old
party, with an out-all- night look and mussed up
hair and beard?
Tom lone Of the boys)-That's all right. sis.
Did you never hear Time referred to as a great
heeler2 That's the way they all look.-Pitts-
burg Bulletin.
Nor IN GOOD TAsTE.-DIiss Ethel latter lunch
ing at Delmonico)-How much change was their
left of the dollar, Clara2
Miss Clara-Eive cents.
Miss Ethel-Did you give it to the waiterf
Miss Clara-NO; l think for girls to fee walters
looks like an ostentatious exhibition of wealth,
The Epoch
SHE-Won't it be delightful when we are mar
ried, Jimf
He-Won't It?
She-No conventionaties to bind us and
everything lovely.
He (who has played long game Of tennis)-
Yes and then l can take rocking chair and
you the camp stool without exciting remark
lid Bits.