New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-21
THE TILK or THE D4H.

"Tell yorr friend 10 direct yonr mail to Redlanes
Post ONCE reads the display headli In The euro
graph spirited and newsy weekly paper, puoiisheu
| at Redland,. San Bernardno County, Cal Ihohsahd'
OF postal cards have been sent to the friends ana rel
aves Of the Redlanders, announcing their victory by
the above QUO talon Lugona adjoining town. bnt
with a smaller population. has stIenuously and Tor
several months fought against Redands getting post
Office and the feeling wrought 90 high at one Time
that the LugCnians would scarcely SPEAK 10 the Red
landers they passed BY The Redlahders no"
shout Ahh-hhr so loudly that It be heard across
the borders.
II has been ncted that society people enjoy the sea
son OF sackcotb and ashes fairly WELL II the sackcloh
Is made according to the latest fashion, and the ashes
ashes OF roses.
A Modern solcmon.-Omaha Man-Nhy don't you go
into public lfei You would be match fGr donen
Mcderr sclcmon-Ever Your opinion well
four dcd. patelHal affection would keep Inc III oD
pstsrnal aaectou''
Yes sir. love my son, sir, and viii not blight
his prospects with the memory OF a great father -
Omaha World
"The Now-Oleans Picayu ne' says that dirty people
mako dirty streets. This ~ pretty Ugh OIL New
Workers.
new and unknown kind of Tape-sugar Is TO be
introduced In Chicago this season 1t VIII be maze
Of real maple sap
RLblrSOn-ltOW about that NOTE 4 hOlu ol yOufs
BrOwnl I've had ii so Icing that WHISPERS are Dc
gnRR 1nSI to STCw a ON YOU get Il shaved
per'S Bazar.
Judge John Joralemon. Of the Eighth District Court
has introduced horrible precedent. He married an
expectan pair on Saturday merely asking the bride IL
she promised obey her husband In all things right
and rascEabie' OF course she promised But ns
the Judge know that her eyes gstened and her soul
In tr'ru phi as she thought to herself: :" And
shall be the judge OF what is right and reasonable
Now II that husbands coffee is roo hot or too cold,
and 10 say aught, that wife may vfDy huH the
coffee pot at hs head saying mesnwhile to herself I'm
dllcet way: II Is not right and reasonable for Eene
diet to complain but since he does ratso row, IL Is
right and reasonable that should thus mark my dis
approval With this Kind of promise the aid Of the
Legislature WIN have to be invoked 70 create Com
mission In Right and Reason, whose functions will be
much more important AID farreaehing than those or
a Commission In LunacJ.
Young housekeep per ito bucherl-What is tho price
of mutfonI
Putcher- Fourteen cents. MUM
Young Housekec per-ABd lambs
Dutcher-Eg htren cents, mum
Young Honsckecpcr (suTprised-fs it possible
Why a Lamb isn't more than half tho size Of a-er-
mutton !-tiarpr's Bazaar.
Look out for Louisiana: It may go Republican in
April Governor Ne Emery is so mad that he threatens
to have fair elect ion, which that the ntggers-
VIII be- allowed to vote, and that their votes Will BIS
counted.
Cause for Singing Brown-That Jones is an Insult
fcrable bore
Roblnson-How do you make that cute
B-IIear him singing I've got fifteen dollars In my
inside pocket
R.-Wby not BY Jovs, II had fifteen dollars In
my inside pocket, would sing too Boston Courier
While all the other papers of c country largely
discussing the vaI lous nominees for tho Presidency,
The Chicago Tines dcvotes Itself to the great ques
tion what Is the winning hand In poker ~The Tmes'
ali IN he edifp ed Inv W
Canon Knox Little of Liverpool, has started cru
sado against clerical mustaches Clergymcn who
wear such a hlrsute adjournment, he says. remind him
Of second hand cavalry officers
In some of the New York beer saloons there arc
stuck mp large signs, Entrance to the Garden but
the garden consists Of lew sichly oleander plants In
boxes Iut the greatest frand Of all IS on Third ave-
gentleman seeing the sign, walked ill., and after look
ing around asked:
where n yGur gsyden p
Hans called the proprietor to an unseen waiter,
Hans, hare vas guest Shlst pring dot garten mt
you ven you comes down. ('reXas Sftngs.