New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-29

THE TALK or THE Dhi.
This is a funny world Hcre is |" The Louss'ns
Courier Journal daily shrekng for Free iIsa. en-
Sc, howi.pg f,r projection against tho Money De'''
whatever that may be.
There is said TO be religious SECT 10 nss or towns
.na SssS. IN TasT ~ 0@ via sS:enSs
destroying thsr IDENTITY a. ma as he same body TO
be found al almost any OF our sumner resort ,hnuub
the season, but the Iersons comRosns nso,.sble and
aesroyns their nave never been suspected Of
being Influenced by religion conslaera''o"'''
Transcript.
gusband-I see that the papers are calling alten-
49, 80 ~. .bsurd way in which people say Isn't IL
funny7' whenever they hear anything "ne'ner iu""'
wIfc-Yes, I'VE noticed that ridiculous habit my
self; Isn't It funny that people should DO SO ioonsh'
Enriched BY ProhbtonTrst Citizen tSs On m prGi
S,,Gs oo, " the GOD results Of prohibition
Second cnizen-He Is, ehI ..o that man was
in rags shS snd Eaters Now look at him dressed in
Won don't know he's the CO., in the drug
firm OF Tonic Co'-Omaha World
Tn. late Democratic Treasurer Of the State OF Ken
lucky reduced the surplus of the state
and yet the Democrats are kicking about IT,
they sSHg to haze 70 Il. d Sssbd party
ad was Ss rsply ys are you sons
course i am,. said the Parsonvile., man. they
hys the party v Without so other fellow was
laughing at.-St. Adams Messenger
.rbs BOSTON Commercal5 still insists that the
Mayor of New York was born In England. "non
those Boston people have once decided that thes
know a thing-and they generally decide tna' way
they mover go behind the returns.
The managers of New-York theatre have with,
drawn their advertisement from The lkisuss 30. OF
that CITY, because that paper In criticism Costumes C
sad enough sss for ING Arctic
Alter such damaging statement the res Is ner
box-olce, 1t Is fair to presume ieh OH ~ i0&'' p'
cent.-Norrstown Herald
A shrewd observer of events born In 1876, ana
voting for President ever since 1920 writes 'ha' MI
Blaine is his first choice
Diversity of opinion.-Mrs. Hobson ITO Bobby,
who is out calling with his mothcr-Ibs Is inc nrs1
''i1 Bobby by Sritiosiiy-Yss, maam and think it's
Bobby"Ms says It's the homellost child she ever
saw.-(lhe Epoch
Do Jack bidding bloody finger in his handnao Gu
can't fool with buzz saw, can YOU With fool. some
tmes.-(Wast ington Critic.
southerners say that lard mado out OF cottonsoeo
oil is much purer and less deeterious than ordinary
hog lard NJ B.-The Southerners have cottohsoeo
oil to sell .
Bright literary prospects:Friend ito young wrl,er,;
What do you hear from the Every Other Moh.niy
Magazine Charley, In regard to your MIST Young
wriier-ff caTo back to me day or two ago with
thanks Of the ea n.ns Er Nina you Gus not
the thanks of single editor but the thanks OF every
em tho G vSu ane s ha May was great
article and am going to send them something else
In few days-(The Epoch
o. sThe Boston Transcript says that the rector OF
free church In Boston last Sunday laid to his people
For Heavens sake do not ask strangers tn come
here on Easter Day. The point of this request Is
that on important festivals strangers are apt to crowd
the regular worshppers Of free churches out Of their
seats.
Once moro tho time for maple sugar dawns; once
moro the poets and the rob ms sing; once more me
f 10 gentle spring Soon aJunes sweet flowers. will
the care then fields Of wsyins 0 PAIN
ters fro ty ar " Win give reprievo from madrigas
ing But from the roe ess who siags o. f feSae
her Tyre at every parting breath TO watt some SPIRIT
up among the blesl.-(st. Johns (Mich.) Republican,
| volapuk VII never be popular in Kentucky. II
ms no to take the place OF that classic
| phrase, :" / don't care II ] dos
Pssurg has American Club whii ners has . f0l
liquor hOgt Itertersnco IS doubtless sr cs bn
IN foreign country, and are opposed to American
| laws.-tNoiristown Herald.
| Jason Hall Is q much married and muchdivoced
deacon who lives in Lewis County, KY. he has been
| married four times, twice to the Same woman, and
| has figured as principal In three divorce cases.
A man who went from Arkansas to Colorado ter
| years ago, broken In health aud poor, won Sloo a.
| worth several mill ons. This shows the value OF
| knowledge Of poker over college education. mar
| who knew how to speak all the dead ana lVlhe
ia heath and puck thout accommodating enough
money In ten years pa. his own funeral expenses
| mo rist own Herald.
Mrs May Gallagher, of South Bethlehem, Penn
recently celebrated her 10th birthday by dancing
! gely jlg Her motto is Let 'er 60, Gallagher
TRA-LALA LOO.
Il cannot sing the old songsn
Though we'll | know the tune,
Aud can carol l lie the bird
That sings In leaiy June
let though I'm full OF music
AS chO rs OF singing BIRDS
50 cannot sing the old songs
| / do not kno" the words.
| start on Hall ColambIa'
| And get to " heaven born band,'
| And there strike up grade
| With neither steam nor sand
| "star-spangcd banner" throws me
! RICH In my wild ST ser aiming,
| STAT al right, hui dumbly come
| To vo.celcss wreck at streaming"
So when ! sing the old songs,
| Don't mumur or complain,
| II Ell, de all da, tum de DUN"
| Should fl the sweetest stra n.
| love tiddy UNI dunn di do,
| And the trallala eep da birds,
But Il cannot sing the Old songs
| l do not know the words
| -(R. j. Burdctte In Brooklyn Eagle"
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THE QUEEN OF sHEBA.
Tho National Opera Company gave o. The Queen
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