The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-06-19
BRIGHT BITS.

AMY-Did you ever see morning gloryG Cora
Yes, indeed; my husband gets home at a. IN.
It'd BitS
The next move cf the prohbitionists, 1t is
said, contemplates tne removal of all mosquito
bars Boston Transcript.
Agers is dead
Jones-rm glad to hear it, It's time death
took Dey off.-Teras Siftings.
NO" said Mr.. Isaacstein. dem penis don't
fit you. Dey vos bretty Digit in der seams. But
dell you vot, my trent, at tree dollar N helf
dem penis vas wort drainiu down to. Puck.
MAGISTRATE Ito plaintiff with lump on his
head II your wife threw sad-iron at you
why didn't you dodge? Plaintiff dld, your
honor. and that's how come to get hit.-Jttdge.
CLARA had such pleasant call last night
from MIR: Paperweigbt, Ethel. 1t was fully II
O'Clock before he could tear himself away
rtE"l-I hope his coat didn't suffer, dear
Life.
Mr.. CHRIS CRoss-Say. love, a gentleman
frien' S just brought me home all right!
Mrs. Cross-O, thanks; and now if he is not
too tired, I'd like to have him take you away
again Puck
THE strawberry man who goes through the
streets shouting Ears rash rawbres 10 sen
SPORT proposes to give eocution lessons to
church choirs after the fruit season is over
Springfield Union.
AT WEST POINT during the evolution: Miss
buSneF--JuSb 700 sweet, aren't tneYy Miss
Rusher-Perfectly lovely. And only think how
delightfully."- exciting it must be when they really
kill each other.-T01Cn Topics.
BUSINESS MAN Cat the bank I'D like to see the
president
Clerk-Sorry, sir. but he's in Canada.
Business man facetiousy)-Did he take any
thing?
Clerk tseverely)-Yes, sir; the 7:2O train last
night.-Jltdge,
BoB--Helo. Gus, whore did you get that
court decision?
Gus-What do you mean by court decision?
The new coat you have on"
But why do you call it a deciSon?'
Because it looks as though it had just been
handed down. '-IerdS SiftingS.
HIGH CHURCH REcroR-I have concluded to
abandon the confessional.
Vestryman-T Think it savors too much of
Rome?
mo that isn't it, but no one ever comes to
confess except women. and cannot waste three
hours every day to listen to smuggling stories "
The Ereryday.
IBID the doctor; bring the new baby, mar"
asked Bobby.
Yes. dear"
'Where did the doctor get itY'
Little babies come from God, Bobby"
oh | see said Bobby, after sufficient
thought God sends people to the doctors, and
after awhile the doctors send 'em back to God -
Epoch
CITY LADY-How beautiful the peach trees
have splendid crop this year.
Farmer-NOt much They don't get ripe.
City Lady-Ah, | suppose the late frost pre-
vents them from ripening.
Farmer-No mum; it's the boys that steals
EN- while they are green that keeps EN- from
gttin' ripe.-feras SiftnQs.
PAPA" said a beautiful girl, as the old
gentleman came in late, did you notice the
dead body of young man in the yard?'
why, no; what's the matter?'
81 refused young Mr.. Paperwate tonight,
and from the hopeless, desparing look upon
his face when he staggered from the house
| fear he may have killed himself"
well I'm glad you refused him." said the
old man spitefully, he has just beaten me five
straight games Of billiards. Life
THE PATERNAL VIEW OF IT,
What a beautiful child" exclaimed Miss De
Gush,
| AS she gazed at the bundle of clothes;
| And you-happy fathcr-think its the one
| Finest baby on earth suppose"
We'll yes, - replied dad, as he thought of
the nights
| He had walked the cold floor in distress,
| Il really must say, my dear Miss De GuSh,
regard it a bowling success Judge.