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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Nothing has been heard, since the cleo
ton, Of Col. W. w. Dudley's suit against
several New York newspapers for publish
ing letter alleged to be his. in which the
republican henchmen of Indiana we're told
how to buy the floating votes Dudley's
game in bringing the suits was doubtless
one Of buster. Very few people doubt that
he wrote The letter
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The General Assembly Of toe Knights of
Labor at indianapolis this week win elect
a new general master workman. The gen
ersl secretary declares that Mr.. Powderly
will not be candidate for reelection, and
that probably no efforts to induce him TO
accept the office again would be successful
II Mr.. Powderly should step down and out,
the knights would lose level-headed leader
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Specials from Atlanta to the New York
Tribune and the Philadelphia Press, appar-
emily sent by the same person, state that
in Elbepton, Ga, on election day. young
man named Patrick Henry. formerly a
democrat was publicly whipped for voting
the republican ticket 1t will require some
thing more than the assertion of these
organs to make people believe this after
the-campaign story.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The republican organs now unite in de-
claring that Gen. Harrison will be his own
boss: that he will sit at the head of the table
while he is President, jus. as MIR. Cleveland
has done. They have discovered very
suddenly that Mr.. Cleveland has set very
good example for future Presidents
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

At republican torchlight procession in
Canajoharie, n. Y, the other night, several
democrats were in line and joined in the
shout for Harrison and Morton. They have
MORE regard for the loaves and fishes than
foYapything else.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The government won a victory yester-
day in the Bell telephone case. Judge
Thurman was one Of the leading attorneys
for the government, and argued the case
only a few weeks before the election. The
old Roman can win legal victories for the
government, if he cannot win one for his
Marty
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The New York Herald seems to have
topped. There was republican postmas-
ter in New York state in 1884 who, when
told that the democrats had won the.elec-
ton, said ne guessed no administration
could change quicker than he could. Is
this the man who is editing the Herald?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Gen. Harrison telegraphs that he is
grieved at ex-senator Warner Miller's de
feat for governor of New York. Of course
he is Miller's defeat tends TO bring Gov,
Hill to the front for 1892.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
CURRENT COMMENT.
OfCOllrse Not.

From the Cincinnati ENQUIRER (Dsn'A
President Cleveland and all close to him unite
in warm tributes to Gov. Hill. None of them
have been observed to say anything about
Abram S. Hewitt.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Gen. Taft, who was postmaster of
Charleston under the Arthur admin
istration, says the election of Gen
Harrison will break the solid south. Gen.
Taft is said to be the ablest republican in
South Carolina, but he doesn't seem to have
grasped the situation with regard to the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The republican national committee an
nounces that it will not pay Miss Anna Dick
inson the amount she claims was promised
her in the event OF Gen. Harrisons election.
Probably they have good reason for re-
fusing The treasury was depleted by
schemes like that OF Dudley TO buy up In
diana
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
Labor UNPROTECTED

From, the NeU York Graphic (DemD
How many strikes will there be during the
next four years? AS many as occurred during
the administrations of Grant, Garfield. Arthur,
and Hayesf Watch out for these strikes, for
labor still has no protection.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Gen. Harrison's law partner, Mr.. John B.
Elan, thinks Mr.. Blaine will not be in the
cabinet. Is the Greatest Living Statesman
going to decline to save his country agains
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
Despera ion.
E,on, the Detroit Free Press


From the Detroit Free Press
They had just come out of a dime rnuseum-a
tall, lank woman with knife blade hips and an
olive green complexion; the little old man with
manner. Hardly had they reached the pave
nent when the essence of vinegar by his side
Kissed out:
II seen ye. Abs'lom Kttsonr
Seen me what Nancyg
ION, I'd ask what! / tell ye seen ye with
my own Twin eyes"
Seen me what:''
Seen you fiurrtin' with that tattooed woman
Oh, l did"
Good Lord, Nancy"
oh! seen you give her them peanuts; seen
Why, Nance, t
And seen ye f1urritin' with the fat woman
seen We give ner the apple. Alb Nttson.''
WY, Nance, merely
II had my eye on ye. | seen We offer that Al
bino gal bite of your boIony saSsinger. Alb
bearded woman
Good land Of"
"Shet up, Alb Kittson. or ri go home!
A-turrltin' with SIGH. Oh ] seen you, you
mizzable big fiirTut, YOU"
| Summer Rocking Song About II M
II. s. Edrorts in the Century
Who all de time dod gin on de cott'n en- de corn
Nanny liP boy. NLammy's lin boy.
Who all time stealth Ole Massa's dinner horn?
DNSpy
Ryo baby boy oh bye,
by-o III boy
Oh run ter eS NANNY
IN she tex i'm in Ter arms.
hammy's iii baby boy.
Who ali time Iunnin' ole gobble roun' de ward
Mammy's M boy. Mammys liz boy!
Who tex stick n hit ole possum dog so hard
Mammy's lii baby boy. .
Ryo baby boy oh bye
Ik,sf 49,
Oh. r1lu ter es NANNY
En- Climb up en- er lap
Manlmys i'll baby boy.
Who all time stumpin' es toe er yin err rock
Mammy's lil boy. Nnmmy's lii boy
Who all the time er-rippen' big hole en- es frock
Nammys iii baby boy.
Byo baby boy, oh bye,
By-o li'f boy!
oh run ter es nanny
Fin she wipe es liz ewes
Mammy'S lii baby boy
Who all time er-losin de shovel en- de rake?
Ma,nmys lii boy, Mammys liz boy.
Who all de time tryin' ter ride e lazy drakef
Mammys liz baby boy.
Byo baby boy, oh bye,
By-o liz boy!
On scoot fer yer nanny
En- she hide yer f'om yer ma
Mammy's lPf baby boy.
VINO all ue Ultue ei-UfOlLln Ter dc KlJCnen fer err
bite? y Us
Mammy's liz boy, Mamu1ys liz boy!
Who mess 'esef VII taters twell his clothes dey
look er sight:
Mammys li'f baby boy.
Byo baby boy, oh bye,
By-o li'f boy.
En- e run ter es nanny
Fer ter git lin out er trouble,
Mammys lir baby boy.
Who all time err frettin' en- de middle er de day?
Mammy's lii boy. Mammy's liz boy,
Who all time er gettin' so sleepy e can play:
Mammy's lii baby boy.
Byo baby boy oh bye,
By-o iii boy
En- e come ter es nanny
Ter rock i'm en- er arms,
Iammy's III baby boy.
Shoe, shoo, shoo-shoo- shoe,
Shoo shoe, shoe.
Sboo shoe, shoo-shooShoo
Shoe, liz baby, shoe!
Shoe, shoe, shoe shoe shoe
Shoe shoe, shoe
Shoo .-....
DER now, lay right down on Mammy's bed en-
90 long back ter sleep--shoo-shoo. ..... Look
nj fnfp AotI .Nrf
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

The Baltimore American thinks that if
Savannah should put forth the right sort
of efforts. she would get a great deal of
northern travel the coming winter. No
doubt of it. What will Savannah do about
itg
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

Henry George has gone to England,
where he will lecture on his various vision
airy theories Couldn't England manage to
keen him over tharei
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
HILLMAN. TALIAFERRo CO., GA
CAUTION.

Swift's Specific lie entirely vegetable preoar.
alton, and should not he confounded with the
various substitutes. limitations, non secret hun.
bugs, ''Succus Aterans," etc, etc. which AZ,
now being manufactured by various persons
None Of these contain a single article which
enters into the composition of S. s. s. There is
only ono Swift's Specific, and there is nothing ia
the world like IT,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

DER now, lay right down on Mammy's bed en-
go long back ter sleep-shoo-shoo ... Look
hyah, Niger. so way tom dat do! You wake
dis chile UP wild dat jewsharp, en- I'll wear yer
out ter fra2zlcs !-Sh-hh--.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

An Extended Popularity Browns BRoN.
cHAL TRocHEs have for many years been the
most popular article in use for relieving Coughs
and Throat troubles
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
MowrPoRr House., Wills Point, Texas.


Gentlcmcn; Our baby when but two weeks
old was attacked with scrofulous affection
that for time DESTROYED her e., hit entirely.
and caused us to despair Of her il She was
treated BY the best physicians without benefit.
We finally gave her Swift's Specific. which
soon relieved her completely and she !, now as
hale and hearty child of three as can be found
anywhere. f. Y. DELK.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed frea
THE SWIFT Specific Co.. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga
New York 1.6 Broadway
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13
corrErvnfr, Miss. Februarv 90 1sss

VI MISS, FtDfuaTy 70, 1853.
Gentlemen; suffered with eczema for nearly
two years. and was treated by three physicians
but they could DC nc no good. I spoke of try
ng $. S. s. and they to. mo it would kill NC,
but flied it any way, and after taking six or
eight bottles, was completely cured. and nGt3
never been bothered since with it. and feel Z
this statement. II. S. DAVIS
MoNrpoHr EnrsE Wills Point Toxas ;.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-13

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The silver state., 1888-06-15
j ROBINS.
Notice Of Assessment.

UyINNEMUCCA MINING COMPANY a
w corporation Principal place of business
Winnemucca. Nevada location OF works, Win
nemucca Mountain, Humboldt County, Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that at a meeting OF the
Board OF Trustees of the above named company,
held en- the l1th day of June, 1888, an assess
ment No of one cent per share was levied on the
capital stock OF the corporation, payable immedi-
ately in U. g. gold coin TO the Secretary, at his
office in the First National Bank building, Win
nemucca. Nevada.
Any stock upon which thi. assessment shall re.
main unpaid on the l1th day of July, 1888 will
Ne delinquent and advertised for sale at public
auction; and, unless payment is made before viii,
he sold on WEDNESDAY, the lst day of August,
1888, TO pay the delinquent assessment, together
Nth the cost OF advertising and expense Of sale.
GEO. s. NIXON. Secretary.
winuemrccs, Nevada, June II 1888. I'd
The silver state., 1888-06-15
Certainly: Of course.
A Fatai Error Prevented.

Fond Mother-I am very glad you are
so happily married. my son. What are
you going into this store for?
Son-A little surprise to my wife. l
am going to buy her the most elegant
dress | can find.
"My son, do you wish your wife to
look up to you, respect you, and always
defer to your judgment ?"
81 hope she will.
Then never select anything for her to
wear. Let her do her own shopping.
The silver state., 1888-06-15

Smith (lifting the cover of his basket
and displaying it full of fish)- Nice
mess, eh, for one days sport?
Brownies, Did you catch 'em all
yourself?
Smith-Certainly; Of course.
Brown-Where did you catch EN-
Smith (slyly)-Oh, in little stream in
Pennsylvania. But can't give the snap
away. you know, old boy.
Brown (sarcasticalIy)-No, indeed. If
knew where / could catch Spanish
mackerel in Pennsylvania stream |
wouldn't give the snap away either
Te.cas Sytiags.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
knights OF Pythias. /.

CINCINNATI, June l5.-The Supreme
Lodge of Knights of Pythias elected the
following officers: Supreme Chancellor,
VIM. Wood. of Newark, N. j.; Supreme
Vice Chancellor, Geo. d. Shaw. Of
Euclaire, Wis; Supreme Prelate, Chas.
F. Bragg, of Bangor, Me-; Supreme
Keeper of Records and Seals, NJ. c.
White. OF Nashville. Tenn.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
MCRDER AND LYNCHING.
More Trouble Feared.

DURANGO, Colo, June 15.-During a
saloon row at Malta last night, a one
legged gambler named Schenck shot and
killed Geo. Davis, aud fatally wounded
an unknown man. A mob took Schenck
and hanged him to a telegraph pole.
Friends of the two dead men are gather
inc and more trouble is feared.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
DESTRUCTIVE FOREST FIRE.
A Nova SCOTIA Miuing Town Burned.

HALIFAX, N. s., June l5.-Forest fires
destroyed the gold mining village of
East Rawson. Huats county. Twenty
stores, together with the mill and hoist
ing works, were destroyed.
The silver state., 1888-06-15

CHICAGO, June l5-A Salt Lake dis.
patcd says at meeting of the Directors
of the Utah Central Railway yesterday,
it was resolved to extend the line So
miles west, which will bring the line to
the Nevada line. Work is to begin next
Spring.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
LATEST BY TELEGRAPH.
News From Everywhere.
WEDDINGs At MENTOR.
A SON and Daughter "r the Late Prest'
dent Married.

MENTOR. Ohio. June ia large
number of guests assembled yesterday
afternoon at the pleasant country home
of Mrs. Jas. A. Garfield near Mentor,
Ohio, to witness the marriage OF Harry
Garfield and Miss Belle Mason of Cleve
land, and J. Stanley Brown of Washing
ington, d. c., and Miss Mary Garfield.
The silver state., 1888-06-15

JACKsoNBURo, Texas, June l5.-Sher.
iff Jno. Reems and his son were killed
here last night by w. w. Terrill. An
cid family feud was the cause of the fight,
Terrill was shot in three places and may
die.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
STANLEY WOUNDED.

The African Explorer Deserted by HIS
Escort.
BRUssELLs, June ia dispatch from
Lisbon to the independence Beige says:
Advices from Congo state that Arabs
who have arrived at Kinshassa state that
H. NJ. Stanley was wounded in fight
with natives, and that afterwards half
of his escort deserted.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
Telegraphic
m unicatiOn
lished.

Cry OF MEXICO, June photographic
communication was established yesterday
between San Diego, Gala, and Ensenada
Todas, Santos Bay. Lower California.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
AN INSANE DEACON.
He Murders Hts Wife and Cuts HIS
Throat.

WATERvILLE, Conn. June l5.-Deacon
Isaac Bronson, of Pateville, murdered
his wife with an AK and cut his own
throat with razor. Motive unknown.
The silver state., 1888-06-15

BERLIN, June l5-The Emperor is
dead. He died at A. N. this morning.
The silver state., 1888-06-15

The Judgment OF the lower Court sus
tained.

SAN Francisco, June l5.-The Su-
preme Court yesterday affirmed the de-.
cision of the lower court in the case of
DR.. J. NJ lton Bowers, who was convicted
of the charge of numbering his wife two
years ago, and sentenced to be hanged.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

THE BksT SALyE in the world for Cuts, Bruises
sores, Ulcers, Salt Rneum, Fever Sores, letter
Chapped Hands, Chiblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect salts
faction, or money refunded. Price 26 cents per
1ox For sale at the Eagle Drug Store.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
Aver S Hair Vigor,
Sold by all Druggists and Perfumers.

If YOU ARE SUFFERING from debility
and loss of appetite; if your stomach is
out of order, or your mind confused;
take Ayers Sarsaparilla. This medicine
will restore physical force and elasticity
to the system, more surely and speedily
than any tonic yet discovered.
For six months I suffered from liver
and stomach troubles. My food did not
nourish me, and L became weak and
very much emaciated. took six bottles
of Ayers Sarsaparilla, and was cured.
j. M. Palmer, Springfield, Mass. IT
Ayers Sarsa saparilla,
Prepared by DIR. j. G. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, $5-
The silver state., 1888-06-15

This Bank transacts general Banking. Ex
.hange Collection and Fire Insurance Agency
usiness Bills OF Echange for sale on the princi-
,al cities in Europe. Current accounts with in.
dividual firms and companies solicited. Loans
made on personal security.
Three and one-half (3A) per cent. interest pes
annum paid on time deposits.
PRINCIPAL CORRESPONDENTS:
Crocker. Woolworth National Bank, San Fran
cisco, Gala; National Bank Of the Republic. New
York; First National Bank, Reno, Nevada; Ma
tionai Bank Of n. o. Mile B. Co, Sacramento
Gala; First National Bank, Chicago.
Telegraphic transfers made through the above
correspondents. o28-d
The silver state., 1888-06-15
Perfect Hair


Indicates natural and healthy condi-
ton OF the scalp, and of the glands
through which nourishment is obtained.
When, in consequence of age and dis
ease, the hair becomes weak, thin, and
gray, Ayers Hair Vigor will strengthen
it, restore its original color, promote its
rapid and vigorous growth, and impart
to it the lustre and freshness of youth.
/ have used Ayers Hair Vigor for a
long time, and am convinced of it's
value. When was II years of age my
hair began to turn gray. / commenced
using the Vigor, and was surprised at
the good effects it produced. 1t not
so stimulated its growth, that / have
now more hair than ever before.
j. w. Edwards, Coldwater, Miss.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
WinnemuCCa Hotel,
BRIDGE STREET,
WINNEMUCCA, NEVADA.
q. GIRoUX. PROPRIETOR,

The only Plastcrod Hotel in Town; Large AR
Rooms, Well Furnished with all the conveniences'
The silver state., 1888-06-15

Thankful for the liberal patronage afforded
in tie past, my friends will still find me at U
OLD CORNER, opposite the Depot, ready
attena to their wants.
@. A. KRENKLE.
Winnomucca. July 8. 1887.
The silver state., 1888-06-15
THE TABLE

g supplied with all the Luxuries OF the Marke'
With Competent Cooks, capable OF getting up
lishes known to the Culinary Art.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1888-01-26
NIAGARA IN WINTER
Nature has Fairly Outdons Her.
self In Bridge Building.
Uuu o. Conss Drank with One Foot fn
Caaada and the Other In the Unitsd
States.

LocxPonr, N. r, Jan. lathe Ice bridge
Of Niagara Falls il attracting great deal
Of attention and the trains are daily
bringing thousands Of people anxious to
zee the crystal phenomenon. The last bridge
was in the winter Of 1884 and remained
two months. This one Is the first since the
State obtained control Of the reservation,
and the old guides say 1t 10 the finest seen
in . quarter Of century. It formed At the
widest point In the gorge directly in front
Of the Prospect House, and ever since the
huge blocks Of ice have been piling up. It
has every appearance or being firmly
locked and appears TO have come to stay.
In places II II many feet high and the
mountainous ridges extend in every direc-
tion. Il Is beautiful sight from tho cliff,
but il best seen from below, where the
rays Of the sun lend prismatic splendor.
The first guide to 70 over was Tom Conroy,
who started from the American bank. Jack
McCloy afterwards planted nag on .
ridge which stands far out In the center.
At O'Clock In the afternoon, VIM Edwards
piloted the first woman over--Mlss Mamie
L. Edwards, Of Bridgeport, Conn.,, who Is
his guest. The next was Frankie Kemble,
the actress. Mother Of the women ap-
peared to be very much frightened. After
that the guides had their hands full, and
hundreds arc pilotcd over daily. In 1884
the bridge, when it went out, wrecked the
inclined railway and upset Jact McCloy's
house. A cabin for tho sale of refreshments
II to be erected In the center of the bridge,
and the usual cups Of coffee Gun be drunk
with one foot in Canada and the other In
the United States.
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LANG CELLS
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SAM JONES sTUMPED.

He La Made to Look and Feel Cheap by .
Plucky Young Woman in the Presence Of
q Large Audience.
KANSAS CRY, Mo-, Jan. 20.-Over two
thousand women, most Of them handsome
and we'll dressed, occupied the seats in
Priests of Pallas Hall this morning when
Sam Jones mounted the platform. His
sermon was especially intended for wives,
and those desirous Of securing
good advice were present in full
force. Among other things Jones said:
''How you do twist and squeeze your body
to please societya Inever heard Of wo-
man that did not have corns. II there il
such a one here would like to have her
picture" Here understanding young
woman on front scat rose up, and amid
storm OF applause from her sisters stated
that she did not have corns. For once
the only Sam Jones was outdone. He
colored and looked as cheap as it is possi-
BILE for a man to look. Afterward, rubbing
his face moment, he recovered himself
and said: "Well, thank God, in forty years
Of observation l have found one woman
who does not have corns. Twill be much
obliged If she will furnish me with her
picture" Then he looked as though he
was doubtful whether he had said the
right thing or not.