New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.

An ohservan citizen makes the following cacuidtoh'
which is given for what 1t Is worth Out OF every Ten
average American men, Will take tho wrong siue
NJ tho walk two will stand In the door of car II there
is no seat thrce will sport oothpck In their mouths
in public four will expectorate In public places hVe
will carry an umbrella horizontally under their arm 10
the street, will their legs In car seven WI"
fall to remove their hat in downtown elevator "on
lady enters eight will forget to shut car door when
they 90 In or out nine Will risk their lives 10 eaten
train when they could Just well walt for the next
one and the whole ten will growl all their lives at
pubIlo puIsances without doing anything TO abste
them
Judge Not.-slster-Thcre is the charming girl was
Bret6er-Iiorrors! What a sour.faced old maid
She Is not only y0gns DTt RrG s as she is on an
errand Of charity and religion"
noticed her expression, but happen TO know
the cause She is tho chairman of the tasting com
mttee to visit all tho stores ana selece Ino ns Ao
our strawberry Acknowledgements World
paper to be called The Briny' is to DO started
at ono Of the Jersey coast resorts IL propaoly "on
try to print any fresh Jokes
of that saloon few minutes ago hope the aenioh
of drink has not fastened his cigches upon you drink
was in thcrc trying to convince the proprietor Oh inc
'if TEMPERANCE Man-oh, my dear friend am so glad
to hear you say that Were YOU Su sGc Sm promso
tSa bet he wUad quit bng
WSley and get his supply from tho house sdr
IN Pennsylvania Hes ordered ten e Sythnr lof
Son lust LET me, but tho drummer without an
auditor and quit talking washington Critic.
In the old days when Boston man talked about
the nne everybody knew that he referred to the Nine
Muses. But nowadays he refers as matter OF
course to the baseball nine
It is said "a Nebraska bank president, at the age
of thirteen drove across tho plains an OK team pare
foot and frendessn That Is not much 10 his credit
Before driving barefoot and riendess OK team across
and sTe pbus become friend to them himset-(Norrs-
town Herald.
abolish tho Common Council" exclams The
Boston Transcript OF course the Bostonians want
an uncommon council
"The Postonlce Department wants four hundred
mail catchers1 We don't suppose the male catchers
seem at the summer resorts Would give satisfaction
They are not reliable enough some OF en- nave
been trying to catch male for several seasons, and
haven't succeeded yet Others capture half dozen
males in one season. 1t all depends --tNorilstown
Herald.
Canadian papers soy that Sault Ste Marie is destined
to become the greatest summer resort in Canada A
number of largo and handsome hotels have been re-
Gently built and an effort will be made to attract
Americans one Of tho best of these hotels being an
American enterprise. The st. Mary River, which is
known as the Hudson Of the North, is beautiful and
picturesque river, and there 1t number OF
rapids, the shooting of which is perfectly safe.
The largo number Of Democrats who don't like
Cleveland but who will have TO shout for him Will
probably chant tho following refrain as they eat their
crow:
GThe quail bird has snow-white flesh
Likewise the rooster game
The crow birds flesh isn't white at all,
But we'll eat it Just the same"
@Then you absolutely refuse to marry moT said
81 do, was the young lady,s firm reply.
Have q care, Miss Kaiones' said the young man.
with dangerous glitter Ia his eye, CONSIDER tho
matter we'll / am the publisher of an elite drectory
that is almost ready for the press.'-Chcago IriDuhe
A little sandbar seems to have risen between the
Holy See and the Irish Sea-
He was a young man out canvassing for subscrlp
tions TO a projected Democratic daily. The man VINO
answered his ling had G.. A r. button In his lapel
would YOU like to put your name down for our
paperl' n..,.s
Yes hut you ought TO hear the other sdc'
"Thanks I've heard the other SIDE"
From 81 to '65 at Gettysburg, vcksburg and sew
eral other places" NTH . aoor ,..
for an attraction.-( Minneapolis Journal