New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-23

THE TALK or THE DAY

Boston young lady defines love as San mex
pressbility accompanied with outward aovershness
When the fact is stated that ten Hebrew paper
section Of this city south of Broome-st aud Of these
five dail1es the multitude of the non English and
n0n-German reading public may be estimated. These
papers all printed in Hebrew characters, two
edited in pure Hebrew, Others in largOn o. Hcbrew,
Polish and German that may not be understood by
aDy those familiar with mixed dialects.-ewish
Messenger.
Wyoming Territory wants TO get In too, and hurls
back the allegation that 1t ISN'T much nom fortile than
Nevada. With population Of 100000 and tax
able wealth Of hundred millions, It thinks that ito
right to Statehood should not be questioned.
YANKEE DOODLE.
New society version from Punch)
Yankee Doodle comes TO town,
Possessed OF many pony:
A view to Matt no-ny
Yankee Observation-Disclosures
The dollars come in handy,
Even 10 Docks who have too few,
But know the AIRS Ainandi.
Yankee Doodle rails at rank,
That is for home consump tfpn;
But at swell relatives the Yank
Don't kck-hes too much gumptfon
Yankee DoOdle-doodle-dool
Love is sweet candy,
His daughters reckon blood thees blue
Scarce spoils the British dandy.
The growth and popularity of religious clubs who's
MAN OBJECT is Inc OF Social ih1ercOurso
Is one of the interesting signs Of the times.
doughnut received by Josiah Tillotson, Of Yer.
mont, in his Christmas stocking sixty. FIVE years
ago, is now, on exhibition in town In that State
S sichS ,1 ripe ola d. "a and Sa attributes h n
he found in his stocking-(Norrstown Herald.
Although Italy has the highest murder rate Of
any country in Europe It has abolished capital pun
ishment.
"Now, children said the visitor, creasing his face
into the Sunday-school smile, sun-baked and kiln
Young Needless lin back seatIJCause we don't
know you i-(Brooklyn Eagle.
The author of Listen the Moching Bird docsn't
have to listen any more. He made 100000 by has
one auditory effort
He Did.--Mrs. Quarterrest-oh, Shat divine was
nerl Don't you admire tbs music of the future Mr..
Countngroom
Mr.. 6ounungroom-I do, indeed wish all tbs
music In the world music Of the e-(Burling
ton Free Press.
As Illustrating the restlessness Of the clergy now
adays, It is stated by correspondent Of The Now
York Observer" that strong church In village
not far from New-York, which has been vacant only
a few weeks has had one hundred ard twenty
applications, and more constantly coming. Yet,
probably, this church will do as other churches do
In similar clrcumstances-ipore the men who have
presented their claims, either personally or through
friends. and choose some who didn't sock the
position at all
"why, Mrs. Delaney, what IS the matter with
your daughter Forencef She looks completely used
up and done for a..
graduated from finishing schooL'-0springfeh Union.
SAYS cynical old bachelor: Never marry voman
unless she is so rich that you would marry her II
she were homely and so beautiful that you would
marry her II she were poor
4 Bad Streak Of Luck.-Phladelphia Doctor Cdes-
pondentiy)-Just my luck. have only recently sue
dob I'm baenI ~ "a Af
the Wesiends. and now they have taken steps TO render
further employment of doctor unnecessary, or nearly
wlfe-why my dear, what have they donei
They have bought a hlter.r-(Phiadelphis Record
This is how the Rev. Madison c. Peters, Of Phils
delpha, discusses the theatre: I" All actors are not
moral all preachers not moral There is not
better woman in Philadelphia than Charlotte Cush-
man was or Mary Anderson IS. Nor IS there a man
In this city whose character is syotless and 10
more berefccnt than Joseph Jeneron's Honor TO
whom honor IS due. Let us be fair Religion IS not
scofed at the stage Its spurious representatives
are held up to ridicule and contempt. Crimes are
on the ste,e; thoy IN the Bible rhs
chief themes Of the t-ate tho passions Of men, 50
are the subjects o, he chise of Angelo, the brush OF
Guido the brain Of Dore, the burden Of the Sermon on
the NJ, unit by Christ, I'm whose lips there was no eile
and whose every thought was without spot or bemsh
II the exposure Of SIN IS iudecency to be consistent
Ill the literature IN the world, sacred or pr ane. must
be committed To the flames. The plays taat achieve
ae widest aud most permanent success are as mao
sent as milk'
A Triumph OF fnycntiOn.-Far CustOmer-Aro those
pretty little alarm clocks good for anything
Dcaler-Ycs. indeed, madam. | have one OF tho
smallest sizes at home, and always depend on IL when
want 10 catch train.
"Wcll | want one for the servant girls bedroom'
Hem perhaps I'd better show you our new patent
alarm, made especially for thai purpose IL l. rather
'xpenslve, bm very effective. being mechanical COM
pound OF whlstling buoy an engine bell and fog
norm D-t Philadelphia Record.
Question Of Hands.-wealthy Physician-I supposed
iou wished inc To look at your hand. ! SEQ IL 10
Ill bound up.
Unknown Caller-No-o, SIR; IL wish to see you
about your daughters hand'
Ehf-
"we love each other, sir, and / hopc-s
Great Caicn 1 don't know you How did
'ou hurt your hand. ehf Get hit with beer bottle,
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