Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-11-23
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on his first mustache. 'Aee
IT is the tanner that really o,,,.
in business.-Dulasth Paraaranha D'
WHEN itcomes to taxes Minnie w.
is our motto and our star-eyed ooaa
Duluth Photographer. Noe
NURSE Have you any oona..
goats milk! Drug Clerk (from Roa.
No, ma'am; but we have poats 's'
condensed.
"TH1s is the first time I Voc
floored by q rear elevation" rama,
an architect after being k;clodl
designing mule. y
HusBASD-I'm feeling awfullv ON
this morning, my dear. Wife.Wv W.
you needn't be alarmed. It's beo,s
you Gle sober. Boston B,.doet
MABEL, who is a brilliant r
scholar, signs her letters "Possnn
which being literally translated. maa
II am Mabel. Washington Critic
The Chinese word for "hasha !.
longest and most difficult word to
nounce in.the language. In the n
glish language it is the most difcr
word to define. Albany Journal
"THE race problem will never
solved until the negro voters :.
divided" shouted an Arkansas or,te
Then he sharpened up his bowie, :.
divided one of them.-Terre Haute d
press.
A LITTLE woman is pleased vii
called by pet name that harmon,
with her diminutiveness, but a I,
hundred and fifty pound woman
thrown into ecstasies when called pops
wopsey.-Bosto,a Budget.
M1LL1oNA1RE-Herr Baron, you 80.
to have something of Importance to col
municate? Baron--My dear sir, I wi
to convey the gospel tidings,so tospea]
that I have selected you as my futu
Observation-Disclosures Fam.
IT was the policy of good old Cd
tleman to make his children feel Ii
home was the happiest place in
world and I value this delicious hod
feeling as one of the choicest gifts
parent car Observation-Disclosures Il
ing.
RoB1NsoN-I say, Dumley, that III
brella I lent you last week, I saw Jon
carrying this morning. Dumley-Y|
don't say so. I let Smith take it ya
terday, and he must have loaned it
Jones. That man Smith can't be d
peaded upon.-Epoch.
AT the Concert. She-Didnt Nm
Kelli drop nots then? He (scanni
the platform carefully with the opd
glass)-No, thank not. If she had
could see with this glass, and wha
more, I could read the address on it.
Burlington FSee Press.
"YoU don't mean to say, John, I'll
you are going to- have steam heath
arrangement bat in the basement,
you?" Il do, Maria" said John, vi
iron firmness. "I'm going to keep tho
feet ofryours warm this winter if it COZ
81 Chicago Tribune.
PORT was rather surprised, sir.
receive my poem back in the ma
Will you kindly tell me your objecti
to it? Aren't the feet correct? Edit
No, sir. They are three sizes
large for our columns. Good. day, s
-BstaIi1egto7aFree Press.
TRAMp-CouM you give a bite 70
poonman who hasn't eaten anythi1
for Lady Of the house, (shoutin
shrilly-Tigel, Tige! Come here Zig
I. uoftily)-You are calling your do
madam. I want you to understand th
1 don't eat dog. Tn no Indian. AZ
he strobe away in silent dignity.-Bd
tom Coat,'ier:.
BABYLON must have had o We
eluable climate" said Mr.. Brown toll
wife. @How do you mean?" size
quired. "Why, you always hear OF t
tall of Babylon, and newer word abo
its spring, OF winter or summer" I'M
he dived into the paper again and
still. Washington Critic.
TRAMP Gin a om)-There was
funny discussion going on in Pittsbura
when I left. It was on pointof graz
mar, and the question was: (Which
correct-let's you and I take o. drink,
let you and I taka a drinh?' PHI
delphian- Humph !Easy enough. lie
you and Ihave dunk. sThnrfks, dol
care j. I do. "-PhGladelphi1 Record.
PARA8HRAsEs.
Wivos feel where husbands think said Btu
Whom thoughts OF welded life appalled,
And this informs us why the cron'
C1msny Benedhct is bald.
Give me keepsake, love, he said,
Then smiled tie charming eR.
With b1ushing cbeel and droosSNg head