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Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

While workmen were d gging a
trench across the Boston common
their spades struck against some hard
substance, and upon excayating fur
Their human bone was brought to
light. Work was then continued
more carefully until an entire skeleton
of man was seen. 1t was In a fairly
good state of preservation, and was moi
badly disjointed. The bones are sup
posed to be those of an Indian.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
TyHE ARTIsANS'sAvING BANK.
EO, 500 MARKET STREET.


90 oRPoRATED...s..... ..BAbRuAHY S5,los
Opento receive deposits daily from 3. N
antil p. M, and on Tuesday and SAtHrdA
evenings from TO O'Clock.
The charter OF the bank provides that
orotits upon Its investments, except 80 iaaos
ss is required fer tho paymsnt OF neoasser!
EXPENSES and for suitable surplus for "a,
security of do posters, shall be divide,
amoas tho depnsitors.
No manage or Is SLOWED to borrow any par
OF the iunds deposited with tho CORP )ratioa
MANIAC EKS.
George W Bush, s. AiIon Hilles,
o. W isle , Weldin, III, Ia. Liohtensteln,
Geo s.. Oapolle Alexander ]. Hart,
Ohas. W. Rowland, n. Benson,
ios Il. Oarponter. Jr,, J oh n. Jackson.
Henry y. Dure, Anthony Higgins
waehington Haqttnas,
MONEY L0ASEpOr MOkTdhHEs,
3no. W. BUSH, GEO, 3. 0APhLLk,
President. Woe Pesidons.
h. T. TAYLOR, Treasurer.
Ia S-mg Jos. M. MATTER Auditor.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

The ancient proverb says; "You can
not get more ont of a bottle than you
put IN IT," That's an error. Bssid es
what he put in, he can get q headache,
. sick stomach, Hnd perhaps ten days
In the lock up.
Aud out OF bottle Of Hooper's Ano-
dyue you can get q great deal Of ease
aad comfort for your baby,
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

This 10 especially true Of q purge.
The average man or woman does mot
precisely banker for II, o. o rule, but
when taken, wishes 1t TO be prompt, sure
and effective. DR.. PIercs's Pleasant
Purgatlve Pellets leave nothing to be
desired In point OF efficacy, and yet
shei- sction is totally free from any IN.
pleasant sy mptoms, or disapreeable
aftet-efeots Purely vegetable, per.
faeflY harmleaa.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
Hawkins q. Co.,
INSURANCE - DEPARTMENT
We represent the
EMPLOYERS, LIABILITY AS.

SURANCE CORPORATION,
Limited, of London, England.
Tho plcneers OF Liberal Ac.
cidont Insurance.
Larger compensation for loss
Of limbs or eyesIght than any
oih0r company.
SIS, o0o, $25 Weekly Indemnity.
So, 600, SIS Weekly Indemnify.
81, 600, $40 Weekly Indemnify.
Rates no higher than those OF
Hrst-eiass companies who do no
give such compensation
Prompt settlement of claims.
HAWKINS g CO., Agents,
a3 7I2 Market Street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

d, Powell, sos Madison street and
Washington MARKET. Shad from my
own nets served daily. salt water
front. black base, Goldfish, sturgeon.
Olams b. the qpelt or hundred,
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
Famous Doctor

i, that the secret OF good health
"a, sa in keeping the head cool, the
,n and the bowels open. Had
, s physician lived in our day
,,n the merits of Ayers Pills
.o.,jcnt. he would certainly have
noolel them, as so many OF his
|rruishol successors are doing
oolrbrated Dr. Farnsworth, OF
IN. Conn, recommends Ayers
ne hest Of all remedies fol-
Iurattnt Feycrs.'
Tie. Fowler, of bridgeport
av. ".Aycr's pills are highly
,,I,,;,ally spoken Of by the people
l4r. l make daily use Of them
rac'ice,' -,
Mathew, Of New Bedford, Mass,
oilayius prescribed many thou
d Ayers Pills, in my practice, l
bohesitlt.n.ly pronounce them tho
tsttartio in USE"
Massachusetts, State Assayer, DR..
HAYES, rcrtilies II have made a
srnly,is II Ayers Pills. They
n the active principles OF we'll
!" ,lrna, Isolated from inert mat
i,,t5 financially sneaking,
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

AhlED-h FlKSr.ULASs BAtOK-
sslitr AMI banner, one that under-
b''ins prejs brleS. Reference re-
Apply ~ b. ". DAhBl'.s brick
~ an i0:d RVslue MA o.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

Best bread and cakes In the city Is
Wn,ton's, Seventh and TatnAll.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

REMEMBER That the gressnes .,
and Early, who are in charge OF tho draw,
ings, 10 a guarantee OF absolute fairness
and integrity, that the chances are al
alual and that no one can possibly divine
what numbers will draw PFiSs.
REMEMBER that the payment Of al
Prizes Ia GUARANTEED BIZ FODR
NATIONAL BANKS of New Crlesna
and the Tickets are signed by the Prssi
dent OF an Institution, whose o. Arteret
rights are recognised in the hiShaHt Courts
therefore, beware OF any imitRtlOpB OF an
noymouB schemes
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
Waited.

'ARTfn-IN EEuAGEMENr ny
AntNleiebc lGau Ia a grocery or
ioh liUc, sakoipef or CLERK, or sny
fn0iugs. ia the Ifide Salary no Cb-
kina tmp oynsnt. Apply A. y. NJ,
Pie 2b4t
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

The following games were played
Al Phiisdelp hia-Ath'esic 8; Kan.
aas City, 0.
AT Observation-Disclosures, 3; Oincin-
natl, 8
Al Brooklyn-BrooklyR, 6; Louis
Vile, B.
AT Nav York-N7w York, 81 Wash
inston, 0.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

y Osr--I HAVE LOST. MISLaAID OK
4 had l,olea my deposit book, ho.lh,s sos,
Of the Wllm ton Savings Fura Society
Payment has bean stopped and application
n de for q new book. $3.50,
mSl-Stltswt SALL1E A. SfRALTNAh
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
NOTES

The Central League olubs are fnrnish.
ing an excellent article IN the way OF
base ball.
Stewards pitching for the Athletics
yesterday would have won any game In
the Association.
The time has now come for the East
eru members of the League to brace up
and show their Western brethren how
| to play ball.
The bad weather Is dying hard. The
| elements weepsd In Boston, Pistspure
| and Chicago yesterday and tie RECORD
| makes slow progress.
The Philliss may miss Ferguson a
many critical times, and then they ma,
repest their record Of last year, with NJ
other accession to their present excel
lent material.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

AsIeD - D lARDERS, AT MRS
A4ll'nrrter p ~ hinY street Pleas
Pa aA4 goo, accommodations.
Ini5-26,g
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
sOr sAIS

hRs.i,e-,,,Htp HuIuplnu 2rUHB
f,llytrcd AZ tsst lake PARK and also
|It,h ssfI .. roSso asbie priesa. ISAAC
kLLtY ulrHOtt 2. o., hel.
IB-hIAsan WORK done, and lime, Sane
sstns furnished. mWu
In skLf.-k ITlr or BUILDikG
4 KNg,l.. soefiitlng OF ss9a, doors,
5lnrs } inlA rs. hisO building fof
J.RAIER. No. lla King st, H'tf
R sLLE-LhR0E AND SMALL
DHnlpNan wagons at fAir prioos. Al
sullRtoh II butinesa wagons. ".
M0sp, ID and French SITS. aio'Smf
RskLE-ss9tRAL ZINE fuunu
sEs sni driving horsss Guaranteed
.Nh.sd. W. n. FLtNN,
N Newport, Dol.
sAts-sO 10 l0i Z WANTS uF
nllE tA ~. Apply 70 ", M. BkAOK-
~ Box as, " .lmington, Del. MO 81
b S6Ls-A GROCERY tTOhE.
ksaE f.ssiA Tor Cling, going to leave
b, Atdtt1 Il. K. X this ottiee. n2S'u
RStLf.lO CEuluE PIfs,s wEEEs
ID Apply 10 v. II. h ENDkIuKSuNl
h Centreyille, Del
-
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
For Kent.

IT, - - HOUSE So7 VAN
/ h i ,.,'i' repms with bath, An
Z lEtH -. az -'si rent reasonable. Aps
- $500. ai6-tf
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

We, ths undersigned Banks and Bsnkeya
VII pay all PriSee drawn 10 Tho LouisiarS
5tsse i.otterfes which may be presented a.
our counters.
Y. n. vvJSLMSEEY. Pres. E0uaz1ans
National Bank.
PIERRE LANAUX. Pr0a. state Wa
tiOnaB Rank.
A. Baldwin. Pres. n. o Hafsl T7'h
CARL MOAH, Pros. UnsOr National
Bank.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

bsALs-sO 10 lOi q WANTS OF
nllE dA ~. Apply 70 ", M. BkAOK-
j ~ Box rs, " .imington, Del. MO e.s
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
[lQ YOU REALIZE.

That right within easy reach 10 the
Newest, Neateet and Best Stock OF Spring
and Summer Clothing it has ever been
your priv eye to gaze upon3
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29
Do YOU COMPREHEND

That here under your very eyes is the
best stock long experience, good judg-
ment and hard cash can call together?
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

|RSLLF.lO CEuluE PIas,b wEEES
pa Apply 10 v. II. h ENDkluKSuN,
10 Csntreville, Del.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1888-05-29

b s6Ls-A HRUOERY hTOkE.
kssP; f,ssia iOF CLING, going TO leave
b, Address II. K. X this otiiee. ni2b' II
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Jail Delivery.

SPRINGFIELD, Mo-, May "A mann
moth Jail delivery was effected here this
morning by which eight prisoners gained
their freedom. For several weeks pris-
oners confined in the county Jail have
been mrking successive attempts to es-
cape, but special guard in each instance
thwarted their plan. Recently the court
decided to dispense with special guard
because of the extra expense. The deliv-
err this morning is the result. The Jail
is very inferior building in which to
confine desperate men. The cell in which
all were confined was of solid iron.built
ON the cage plan. The prisoners sawed
through the floor and tunnelled through
the dirt and stones twenty feet to the
outer wall; reaching this they tore il
away sufficiently to squeeze through and
escaped. The sheriff and posse are pur-
suing. but thus far with no success.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

upon OUT ilFea, that year4--ar. In age
are as nothing In comparison.
| Three months Of penitence. Of mob.
trusive devotion to Helen OF evidenl
shame for his past conduct. and al
unmlstakable determination to atone
for Il il possible. on the part of Frank
Duncan won the callous old lawyer 10
believe in his sincerity.
| And, better than all, IL began to tell
| upon the hard wall of reserve that had
grown up between Helen, q unoucnched
love and hcr pride till 1t finally crum-
blcd away.
You forgive me at last, Helen. but
can never forgive myself for being
90 stupidity blind, aud for having
caused you years Of pain besides, 2
said Frank.
Let the dead bury their dead.
Frank; but let us who now live AGAR,
live only in tho present, and hope for
compensation for our past sorrows in
the future
And | thank God that / did not
have to WOO you as an heiress. will
work for you. and we will be happy
Helen colored, and was silent for n
moment. Steps were heard in the
hall, and Mr.. Somers was announced.
Gut off without cent, and vet
happy, apparently" said the lawyer
brusqnely taking out legal document.
and reading: ....And il Frank Duncan
forsake his foolish object and marry
my adopted daughter, Helen Morley,
within three Years and six months
from the date Of this testament, 1 do
beqneath to him. etc., etc."
Better than you deserved young
man."
Helen blushed as Frank caught her
in his arms.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Blood will tell.

There is no question about it-bleod will
tell especially If it be an impure blood.
Blotches, eruptions, pimples and boils, are
all symptoms of an impure blood, due to the
improper action of the liver. When this i'm
portant organ fails to properly perform its
function of purifying and cleansing the blood
impurities are carried to all parts OF the sys-
TEN, and the symptoms above referred to are
merely evidence Of the struggle Of Nature to
throw of the poisonous germs. Unless her
warning be needed In time, serious results are
CERTAIN to follow, eliminating In liver or kid
ney disorders, or even In consumption. DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will pre-
vent and cure these diseases, by restoring the
liver to healthy condition.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
SOME PECULIAR PEoPLE.

There was young doctor Of skye,
Whose patients seemed destined 70 die;
But he left them one day
To go fishing, they say,
And they sll got well, just for guy.
There Is an old man ia Duluth,
Who made up his mind In bis youth,
That he never would lie:
Now he's longing to die,
He's 50 tired Of telling the truth
There Is q young girl 10 Cohoes,
AS fair and as fresh as rose;
But she ciphers In Greek,
And she speaks Volapuk,
And she'll die an old maid, / suppose.
There was young man In Japan,
Who wrote verses after this plan;
But the populaee rose,
As you may SUPPOSE,
And they wiped out that wretefed youn,
man.
Somerville journal.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09


A workman piled his clunlay snado
~ tue sun wHs voiig down;
The German Kirg. nithn eavaloade.
On his way % He1lin Town.
Refining up llis steed nc The old man, aida.
My toillng friend. said he. I
sWhy not cease work at eFs ntide
when the lnborer should be freoft
do not slave, tho old man said;
"And am always free;
Though work from the time leave my bed.
TIL can hardly see.''
How much said tho King, Ii thy gain in a
eight rroscben j. tha mo-, ro,,uos
"And thou oanstllv on this inca Ter m, ~, 81
Like king" he sald with pride.
1.-TWO prosohcn FOR mo and my wife, good
And two for debt i owe:
Two Rroschcn TO lend. aud two to spend.
For those who can't labor, you know"
Thy debt7' said the King; said the toller,
,v To my mother with age oppressed.
And now hath need of rest
To whom dost lend q thy daily storer'
wheo y n no ,no Their t sehooing You see
They will take care If their mother and
"And thy last two groschenf the monarch
said.
Ny sisters are old and lanes;
give them two groschcn for rafT1ent and
bread,
All fn the Fathers NAME"
Tears wclled up to the good Kings eyes.
Ihon knowest me not" said he;
"As thou hast given me one surprise.
Here is another for thee.
am thy King: give me thy hand,"--
And he heapod 1t high with gold
when more thou needest command
That i at once be told.
For would bless with rich reward
The man who can proudly say
That eight souls doth he keep and guard
On cjg,if poor groschen day. 4s1
r. w. McAipine, In st. Nicholas.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

SCOTS EMULSION of Pure Cod
Liver Oil. with Hypophosphites. is q
combination of two of the most yalu-
able remedies in existence for the
treatment of Consumption and all
Wasting Conditions. Its Remedy
which has been thoroughly tested by
physicians the world over, and is
generally recommended and used by
them. 1t gives most satisfactory re-
suits, tones up the system and even
when the consumptive has wasted
away, and loses hope, it acts as a
most powerful check to the rayages
of the terrible disease. II is equally
effective in cases of Rickets in Chill
dren, or Marasmus and Anamia in
adults, and in impoverished condi-
tons of the blood and tits especial
y desirable for Colds and Chronic
Coughs, acting, as it does, quickly
and with great efficacy. Palatable
IS milk.-Sold BY all druggists
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Teachers.

There is an increasing demand for teachers
who are qualified to teach Bookkeeping and
Penmanship Teachers should improve the
opportunity offered by the st. Paul Business
College during the summer, and fit thefa.
selves for more remunerative work We use
in the '.Normal'' department of our College,
the State Text Books, and teachers will receive
individual instruction from the principal
Students may enter at any time, and speci-
al reduction from our regular rates will be
given to all who enter before June i. w. K.
MULIIKEN, st. Paul, MINI.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Tim Faley, pioneer Colorado miner
who died in Denver short time ago.
was noted as the discoverer of the
famous Matchless Mine, one-half of
which he sold to Senator Tabor for
$1OO, 200. Mr.. Faley had a bank ac-
count of 100000 few years ago but
he dropped three-fourths of it in Wall
street in one season in Denver 81 Rio
Grande Railroad stock.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

-"Willie,', said the good pastm, who was
will be literary man, like your father, when
you grow upp s.Nope,' said the little boy adj
ressed, as he looked at the somewhat meager
array Of delicacies on the table with lofty
scorn; literary nuthin' I'm goin' to be ten
thousand dollar cook y,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Gave Himself Away.

Harpers Magazine: Swell-Pm goin
to resign from my club.
Friend-I thought you likedit SO much
Swell-Used to be all right, but societ
is getting too mixed. Why, met m
pawnbroker there the other night
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Charles Strong. clockmaker and
miser. died recently in Boston, leav-
ing fortune of $65. 900 and miscel-
laneous collection of clocks and
watches, numbering several hundred.
Nobody knows who his heirs are. il
any.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
To dream Of ponderous whale,
Erect on the tip of his tail,
Is the sign Of a STORM

WEHbIlET HHTIUJ,
Unless it should happen to fail
Dreams don't amount to much ANYHOW.
Some signs, however, are infallible. II YOU
are constipated, with no appetite, tortured
with sick headache and bilious symptoms, these
signs indicate that you need DIR. Pierce's Pies
ant Purgatiye Pellets. They will cure you,
All druggists.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Consumption Surely Cured.

To INC EuItOf.-
Please inform your readers that have 9
positive remedy for the above named disease
By Its timely use thousands of hopeless cases
have been permanently cured. shall be glad
to send two bottles Of my remedy FREE to any
OF your readers who have consumption q
they will send me their Express or P. O.
address. Respectfully,
T. A. sLOCUM, N. c., ISL Pearl street, New
York.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Sir Denald Smith has given nearly $780,
600 to provide for the education Of Canadian
women. Splendid Now let some other man
give something toward educating the men,
and after while no man need to blush to &C
nowledge that he is Kanuck.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

The Chatsworth disaster has already
cost the Toledo. Peoria & Western
Railroad more than $3OO,OOO IN
damages, and there is another $780,
600 vet to pay. A new culvert by
which the accident would have been
avoided, would have cost $500. The
difference between that sum and the
total amount of damages paid and to
be paid represents the company's IN
vestment in experience.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
ITCHING PILES.

SYMrTehs-Mofsture; intense itching and sting
ing; most at night; worse by scratching. If allow.
Cd to continue tamors form which often bleed and
ulcerate, becoming very sore. SMAYNE'S OINTMENT
stops the itching and bleeding heals nleeration and
IN many:cases removes the tumors. L e equally
4 SON, Proprietors, Philadelphia. SwAYNE's
OINTMENT can be obtained Of druggists, Sent by
mail for so cents
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

1t is credibly stated that soap, water and
scrubbing cost the Pennsylvania Railroad
$3.50, 900 year. This seems like very low
estimate. Plenty Of railroads moch smaller
than the Pennsylvania are watered to the ex-
tent Of $3.50, 900 alone, without counting soap
and scrubbing.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

The bursting Of a creosote tank at the
freight yard of the Midland Railway at Car.
Isle, England, allowed q quantity of the ere
osote to run into small stream which is a
tributary to the River Eden, and 1t poisoned
tons OF fish, including salmon and trout.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
naalinrin Futnrns.

Bostsn Globe: Pundita Ramabal, the
learned lady from the Orient, says that
In India babies are often betrothed before
they are born This is dealing in fu-
lures with vengeance.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Somebody predicts that "the telephon,
viii develop in time so that everybody vii
he compelled to have it. The messenger boy
must 60" We have agreat deal of confidence
in science, but We don't believe yet that itwi
ever be able to make the messenger boy go.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

"A New York manufacturer advertises fol
men to hang dumb waiters.n This is toe
severe A dumb waiter is often preferable tc
the loquocious waiter. 1t is the waiter that
expects fee larger than the price of ones
dinner that should be hanged, il any.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Royal Glue" Mends Everything.
& Broken China, Glass, Furniture, Orna-
ments, Leather, etc. Everlasting tenacity
Always liquid and ready. Free sample walls
at druggists and grocers.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Ethel-Did You go to Italyi Harriet-Oh,
my, yes! We stayed there two months.
Ethel-What do You think Of the lazzaronil
Harriet-Oh, its awful. ! tried some the first
night was there, but 1t doesn't suit my taste
at sll
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

It is said there are not more than
one hundred negroes in all Paris.
and throughout France very few
persons of African blood are to be
found,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

The author who wrote Sin the Gloaming,'
is said to have realized $40 600 from the song
and yet there are authors who have written
In the gioanifng and ON up till 2 o'clock in
the morning and never get more than $40
fof 1t.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
Likes a Chanee.

New York Sun, Mistress Eat breakfast)
Bridget, told you to always bake the
potatoes, not fry them.
Bridget-Yis. mum; but its not meself
that can ate baked potatys siyen mornins
in the wake
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Hotel Propietor-I will send the refresh
ments up, sir, by the dumb-waiter, Guest
All right; and let me tell you If he isn't here
within fifteen minutes he viii wish he was
deaf as well as dumb.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

The reason why so may old families die
out is because the younger ones have not bee
sense enough to swarm. They want to stay
together and live on each other until they all
starve.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

Under the laws Of Russia If q subject re-
fuses to believe that kissing fngerbore of
some dead saint will bring him grace, he can
be punished the same as II he set house on
fire.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

"A Woman's Protective Sisterhood has
been organized In Baltimore. Soon you will
hear demand for protective tax on foreign
spinsters.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09
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Soc b. Sd druggists. q, Sin for IS. Prepared snly
bt G. I HOOD y CO. Apothecaries Lowell. Maak
100 Doses One Dollar
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

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100 Doses One Dollar
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-05-09

~ It win be to your advantage when writ
tsement In this papex.