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Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
ADJUSTMENTS.
GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
U H. q. WYATT. Lessee and Manager


AMUSEMENTSs
GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
U H. q. WYATT. Lessee and Manager
TONIGHT AT 8,
MRS. LONGSHORE-POTT M. D., =,
The eloquent and popular Quskeress, will
deliver a lecture to both sexes on
PHYSIOLOGY, HEALTH AND DISEASE.
This afternoon at 3,
FIRST LECTURE TO LADIES ONLY.
Both lectures free.
To subsequent lectures the admission Will
be 25 cents.
ALI lectures illustrated.
Mrs. Dr. Potts treats women and caildren
only. DR.. Harrison men only. Residence, Ma
deau Hotel, ladies' entrance for use of DR. Potts,
callers, First st. Hours. 8 A. NJ to P, M. Con-
sultations free. Special engagements not to
wait, %5.
"Love Courtship and Marriage" famous lee.
ture to both sexes, Saturday next at 8. au24
CECOND GRAND TURNER FESTIVAL
Southern California Turm.Bczirk!
To be held at
LOS ANGELES, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, SEPT.
1sT AND I'd, 1888.
Saturday. Sept. 1.-Reception of guests at the
depot, and procession to Turner Hall Social
gathering at Turner Hall, and official greeting
by the President of the Turn-Verein
Sunday, Sept. 2. s A. M.-Procession from
Turner Hall, Spring street, to Fourth street;
Plaza, where busses win be in waiting to con
vey the public to the Picnic Grounds, Arroyo
Seco. After arriving on the grounds, beginning
of the contest for prizes
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

EOrt SALE-COunlry Property.
NOR SALE-1O 600 ACRES OF LAND, Al
4 prices from SIS to $50 per acre; will also 10
cate parties on Government land. Information
given free. Address HENRY ]. SlEMER,
Lancaster, Cal. au22 Inn
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

TADIES AND GENTLEMEN DESIRING TO
ioin the chorus OF the Philharmonic Society
are requested to communicate AZ once ~, WIN "
Main st, duAo ot
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

NPENED-EMIL SEIFERTS MUSICAL STU
" dio. Vocal. piano. violin. Special class es
for theory, harmony and composition Breed
Block 30 s. Spring st upstairs. Office hours,
l to 2 P. N. au26 I'm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

NOR SALE-THE WHOLE OF OR HALF
i interest in nursery of II 900 orange trees.
years old, and all in good healthy condition,
or will exchange for good house and lot in the
sickness. Apply to NJ. ]. NOLAN Co., 16 s.
Snrjng at. au2S-3G
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
MEETING NOTICES.
Pc ERSONAL

nERsONS GOING TO SAN DIEGO CAN
find handsomely furnished rooms, with
nriynege of bath, within 3 squares of new post
Office. Terms reasonable Apply NV. cor y KIN
and Ash sts, San Diego. au2S I'm"
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

C0sO CASH AND $50 PER MONTH FOR
between Temple and First streets. New house
of five large rooms and bath room, pantry,
closets, etc.; double psrlors and fireplace; COM
mands fine view of the city; only ten minutes
Stop paying rept and own q home of your own.
This is the cheapest place in town and must be
sold. Apply to l. S. SHERMAN, 133 W FIRST
st., room 3. au2b-U
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
BUSINESS CHANCES

DESTAURANT FOR SALE-WORTH $500,
IL for $780, only 500 cash; balance $5O, out
Of profits of business; on First ST.: good loca-
tion; many other bargains. +. NITTINGER,
15% N, Spring ct next TO Stewards store.
au29-1t*
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
SPECIAL NOTICES.

(7c LOTS IN CITY, WATER PIPED FREE
~ y Maps % w. Second st Take Mateo an'
Santa Fe car to Glassell tract. au7 Inn
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

AIRS. PARKER, CLAIRVOYANT,. CONSULT
M tations on business, law suits, mineral spec
ulationt, love, marriages. a6sen rino streat
Room IL A. M. to 8 P. M augz3-u
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Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

NIOTICE-CALIFORNIA WINES. MAKE
IN sneoialty of pure California wines, put up
in casks and CASES ready for shipping to all
parts of the East. Visitors are inylted I 70 Gali
and inspect the stock at H. ]. WOOLLACOILo .,
2f and 28 NJ Spring ct, Los Angeles. aZolm
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

r TOS ANGELES BUSINESS COLLEGE AND
IL English Training School, cor. Temple and
New High SITS. Experienced teachers; complete
courses of study Day and evening sessions.
D. B. WILLIAMS, Prin. jy BOT
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

NOTICE TO BUILDERs-BIDs TO BUILD A
IN 2-stOry residence will be received 10 days
at 313 8. Main st., where plans and specifca-
tions can be seen. au29 IT
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

NOTICE TO HOME-SEEKERS-PLAN AND
IN specifications for cottages S15; same to be
built on easy terms, halt cash, half on time.
J. FRIEDLANDER, architect, 1O4 N. Main st.
aug24 12m
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
FOR sALE-Ctty Property.

nor SALE-3 NEW ROOM HOUSES. WITH
n all modern conveniences; also several de-
sirable lots Apply No. 38 Judson st., bet; Grand
and FiguerOa. auZ3 1tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29

JNxCELsIOR STEAM LAUNDRY-MAIN
IL Office permanently located at No. is West
Second st. Laundry 184 Wall st. All orders
promptly attended to. Telephone 367 aug25ti
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
A GRICULTURAL PARK.
FIFTH ANNUAL MEETING
Los ANGELES ATHLETIC CLUB,
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER q, 1888, at 2p.M.

Entries will be received by the Secretary, and
will close Tuesday, September 18th. Entrance
81; soc. refunded to starters. Entrance lee
must accompany entity.
For list of events, address
]. 8. THAYER, Secretary.
a22td AT South Spring street, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-08-29
ARCH EC as.

NOsTERIsAN e. FORSYTH, ARCHITECTS,
" rooms 81 and %, 23 s. Spiing st., Los An
Peles augl2f
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

JUICE HAZE, another Texas COZ.
gresham, has distinguished himself
at Washington. He was presented
with a very superior cigar, done up
in tin foil, by Congressman Reed. OF
Maine, and smoked it without taking
the foil off The poisonous smoke
drawn into his mouth from the burn
ing foil made the gentleman almost
deathly sick, and his friends had to
give him a little outdoor exercise.
Judge Hare is reported as wearing
his honors easier than does his col
league, Col, Martin.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

SUNSET Cox has Just had issued
from the press a very readable book
on the Diversions of Diplomat. :"
Il viii nc doubt have a good sale.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

CHRISTMAS day has come and
passed by, but the exchanges con
tanning the editorial chestnut as to
the origin of it have just begun to
arrive.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

NAT @. HENDERSON, the great re
igious editor of the Austin Record,
is back in his old position at Wash
ington as a doorkeeper.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

- Texas immigration committee
met at Dallas on Thursday, and after
adopting rules and selecting Austin
as headquarters, adjourned. Repre-
sen5atives of the different railroads
were present to confer with the com
mittee and expressed themselves vii
ling to give hearty cooperation to
the movement. Ar executive com
mittee Of five, Of which Hon. D. C.
Giddings, of this city, is chairman,
was chosen, a secretary was elected,
and active work will be begun at
once
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

THERE are different ways 10 boom
a town. The Tyler Record says
that buzzard in attempting to fly
across a back street in that town
WAS overcome by the stencil emitted
and fell down dead, The readers of
the BANNER will please pardon US
for quoting the above.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

In response to instructions from
his Ohio constituency John Sherman
replies that he will do his level best
to defeat the confirmation of Lamar
He, himself, however, confesses to a
serious doubt as to- his ability to sue
coed in the effort.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

THE BANNER Isl indebted to Mr..
W. H. Cooke, of this city, for yalua-
bic northern papers which are out
side of its exchange list.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

The Post-Dispatch has discovered
that big gas crust has been
formed in st. Louis. and crows iusti-
ly over the scoop it scored on the
big morning dailies in publishing
full information concerning it.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05
nd unpatrIotic opposition.

On. W. ". WEBER, of Massachu-
sets, has succeeded in establishing
his heirship to property in New
York City worth $2O,O0O,OOO. 1t
was conveyed back in the early his
tory of the settlement of Manhattan
island by an ancestor for term of
200 years, and the property at that
time was worthless. The lease has
just expired, and where bar,
inarshy land then lay is now oc
by solid rows of buildin~ ,teu
the above figure 'S' at
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

Entered as second class matter at Pest Once
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05
Brennan Banner.
(rusL1sRrD DAILY AND wErx1Y.)

Subscription, 50 year, in advance.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

The Post-Dispatch suggests a
grand national soop-house for every
body who wants soup, as one of the
methods Of keeping down the sur
plus in the congested treasury. 1t,
however, lays no claim to originali-
ty in making the suggestion, for it
admits that Bro. Blaine's plan is
based on that idea.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

The republicans shrek free trade
at Cleveland and the democratic
party, when there are none or but
few il it, and traitor" and ':rebel''
at Lamar when the war has been
over, 10, these many years. All Of
which causes the New York Evening
Post, irst-class mugwu.np paper,
to tearfully remark upon how sad a
sight it is to see the 6. o. p. sinking
into the attitude of an obstructive
and unpatriotic opposition.
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1888-01-05

A FELLOW out west subscribed to a
set of Shakespeare's plays from e
passing book peddler, but when the
agent came to collect the money he
refused to pay for the works, Hesa
that he didn't subscribe to Bacon's
plays and would pay not for them
until it is decided whether that gen
tleman or Shakespeare is the author.
The agent ought to have an action
over against Ignatius Donnslly, who
caused all the trouble.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
Dignihed.


 From an awkward situation, if Is usually the good natured man who "coIncs out ahead" An eiuable and placid demcanor k always compatible with dignity. The New York Trib- une tells tbc following story of Agos- tina Dcprctis, the late premier of Italy, who was addicted to loud snor- ing.
 He once lodged at Casale, at q sec ond- rate inn, In A room next that of an ex official, who had gone there for the purpose Of applying for employ mcnt.
 Being disturbed during the night by the loud snoring of his Dcigbbor, this man threw his boots at the wall, and then proceeded to complain iD rather insolcnt terms, loud enough to penetrate into the next room. Signor Dcpretis spoiog!zes., a;;d, !n order .o bc no longer a disturbance, lighted his candle and began to re4sd book. The next morning the minister sent A waiter to make his excuses to his Deighbor.
 "Who Is the beasti" asked the ex . official.
 "Tbe 'beast' is the minister, Signor Depretis, replied the waiter.
 Tine poor cx-official almost had an apoplectic fit. He, in turn, sent in- numerable excuses to Signor Deprctis, who received him sftsrward, told him that he should be employed as he de- sired 1m0re ssneciAjlv D he continued "because last night you caused me tO read sn interesting book that had Dever found time to look into before. ?
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
HANDsoMEsT OF ALL.
BY CHARLES EUGENE BANKS.

True, you may not call her hand some; May not even deem her fair. In her cheeks no blossoms finger, Gold gleams sh not from her hair, Her brow is not smooth as marble, Nor her eyes as diamonds bright Neither are her fingers taper,
 Nor her hands like lilies white. Tn her step there's nothing fawn-like And her voice Is weak and low An my eyes see deeper beauties Roseleaves growing under snow. There are others worth adWiring, Handsome, if you will. but she Is my mother, tender, loving
 Handsomest of all to me. Round her brow there winds a garland of a thousand love born prayers, In her hands she bears the lilies Of a thousand frightened cares. Every tress that time has silvered By an angels kiss IS blessed, And her cheeks have burned their roses On the love fires III her breast. In her slow and falt'ring footsteps can read the far-off past; See my self all timId, fearful
 To her firm hand holding fast. How she soothed each childish sorrow, Smoothed each wrinkle from my brow, Kissed away my tears and cheered me, Even as cheer her now With the strength her tolls have wasted, Young hearts strong with hope now beat Praying future blessings for her, Pouring presents at her feet. Life is but a half pelled sentence scattered OCT plotted page, And the heart that's true remembers Age is youth and youth Is age. There are loves and loves in plenty
 Which to win oft am fain, Rich as skies of autumn morning,
 Warm a sunshine after rain; But their shining is as shadow,
 And their warmth. compared to hers Is as loosely woven laceS
 To the soft New Zealand furs. Often hath my heart d yearning,
 Nothing can assuago but this: Her dear fingers on my forehead
 On my lips her holy kiss. And when 'round Ills throne we gather Of all samts, she still will be Brightest, fairest purest, sweetest, Handsomest of all to me.
 -4mericdn Commercial Trdreler.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

bailed the water out of our boat, and, after two hours hard pull, reached our matches, X roaring iirc was soon crackling and sparkling on the rivcr bank, and, alter drying our clothes, our thoughts naturally turned toward supper.
 We had our fish still. and soon roasted two of the largest, They looked delicious as Lorl took them from the glowing coals and laid them on bark plate. Oh, how eagor was to get them, for l was hungry as a wolf,
 Salt---ruineSt In the water.
 Bread--lost somewhere.
 "Lori, Lord, L-o-r-d" put in Munster, dwelling with the agonIxlng groan ot brokcn hcart upon that las; "lord." He nihhltSi at his fish for a flow moments with sorrowtul. de- iectcd air, giving vent every littlc while io most oul-dcpNssing "Lord, Lord ,'
 spread nay blanket on the ground beside tho fro, and lay upon 1t for n long while. basking in the warmth and forming number of good resolu- tions as to the kind Of bait would use the next time should go tlshiag with a drunken Stwmill man.
 Oh, what pain in my side
 opened my eyes with howl, and the bright, Sunday morning sunlight almost blinded me- Lord was nudg. ing mo In the side and "lording" 1t worse than ever. soon woke to a consciousness oi my surroundings, and to the last and heaviest misfortune that had yet betallen ns.
 Our beat was gone. II had hroken loose during the night and driftod away
 It was too much. sat down be- side Lord, and while he, with tirr- some iteration relieved his feelings with his tavoritc eNplctive, l resorted to more vigorous and expressive Eng lish, and closed by asking him sharply what he proposed Ia do next
 "Lord, Lord, what can dog" The fellow spoke as II he were a thousand miles from home and friends, without the rotfiUtas; chance ot ever seeing either again.
 verily believe he would have sat there, like ono of those llindoo rcllg- ious crHnks we read about, until the world was destroyed and renewed n time or two, or until he half starved.
 suggested that we Ro to tho near est farmhouse or woodohopper's cabin, get breakfast and then walk back to Logtown.
 Lord, what genius you arc to git fellow outer trouble Pll always bring you fishing with me, after this"
 No, sir, you won't" put in, ear ncstly
 Lord seemed hurt at this. but did not say anything.
 We set out across the swamp. IL was terrible walk over marsh and brush, through thickets of clinging briers and twining vines, in and out among snake. haunted and alligator infested lagoons. On every side, how ever. we could hear the sound of fire arms breaking the solemn Sabbath of stiffness.
 It sounded very wicked to nc just at that moment. Had been safe anoat, however, on tho placid bosom of the Pearl if might not have been 80.
 We reached Logtown latc In the afternoon. Our faces and hands were torn with thousand bricrs, our clothes sadly in need of repair, our bones aching our stomachs very empty agnin.
 Morai---Don't go fishing on Satnr- day to remain away two days. Don't use too much of that patent bait.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
wt<sea for TTAs AvkaaaaW fNNeisT,
 UNCLE REN'S HuTS,

| will, succeeds nine times out Of ton; I'll try, once; but, can't, mover.
 Good habits arc AS easily contracted as bad oncs, but some would-bc Solo mons have assorted to the contrary.
 If lite Is worth living. 1t Is worth living truthtMlly, honestly, and we'll; but some people don't like to think SO.
 It Is easier to go down hin than up, but tho difference In atmosphere Is worth morn than the difference in OK ertion
 Wit is the honey, wisdom the bread. and work the meat of human society, but II takes all thre tn mako square lite meal.
 Some people find much fault bc- cause others iroquentIy indulge In selt.praisc, but, say to the hen that hays every day you can eacklc,
 A pound of hope Is worth morc than cart. load of despondency, but thore is more rCAl comfort in an ounce of oontontment than in either.
 The boy looks forward with pleas ant antioipations of his mauhoot. but the old man looks back with delight ful rocollectionS of his boy hood,
 IL may hc easier to contract ton ob- ligations than to meet ono, but In the end you will fnd It moro satisfactory to moet one than to contract many.
 Science surveys and establishes the grade of the highway that leads Io the hcst civilization, but art grades and pavcs it so that it becomes pass able.
 The constant habit of saving small sums will ultimately lend to cau- tortable surplus, but grcat expecta.. tiuns arc likely to rrault In depleted fortune
 The proposed universal language. doubtless. will be difficult for society ladies to master, hut when they once get it they will make their tongues Nolapuoker.
 "Triilos light aA air" are oi more consequence to the individual than earthquakes and cyclones. for the for. mer arc taking place continually. hut the latter are ages apart.
 No ono cnn bo said to bc truly N Iae unless he can sce his own faults with iiiorG eleari,ess lhan thase nt others, for they arc nearer by, but distant view k tho more pleasant,
 The influence of ono truly good man In municipality will do more to- ward suppressing wrongs and crimes than half doken city ordinances, or as many more legislative enartmcnts, but they are not SO plenty. Children arc the buds, women tho blossoms, and men the grains ot the human plant, but In order to have fair blossoms you must grow perfect buds. and In order to have good grain you must grow beautiful blossoms.
 A peck of corn will do more to keep flock of hungry crows out of the planted field than dozen scarecrows, and If good humoral sense and kind treatment fail to coax man into tho path that leads to n happy hereafter, yon can't get him there by shaking hell-ahd -damnation at him, but, if you think otherwise, 1 am sorry we disagree
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

Ayers Cherry Pectoral possesses powerful healing qualities, which manifest themselves whenever this remedy is employed in colds, coughs, throat or lung troubles. It's anodyne and expectorant effects are promptly realized. It is \ chemical success and a medical triumph.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
Something a Mother Ought to Know


 Every mistress of household, es- pecially every mother, ought to find out what the family income Is, and where if comes from, and thereby prevent al needless extrnvagance. Half the miserable or dlsgraceiul bankruptcies never would happen if the wives had the senss and courage to stand firm and insist on knowing enough about the family income to expend 1t approximately; to rc. strain. as every wife should, too lavish husband, or, failing that, to stop herself out of all lnKuries which she cannot righteously afford. Above all, to bring up her children in tender careiulDcss that refuses to mn;et "tbe governor" out oi one uD- necessary half penny, or to waste inc money he works so iiard for in their own thoaghtIess afDuseinenis.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

There are some men who are like blank cartridges. They make just as much noise as the other kind but they don't have any effect.-Merchant TyuceZey.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

Worried Wife-"Oh, doctor, what has detained you2 sent for you at i2 o'clock; my husband is very low indeed"
 "Yes, received your call then, but as had an engagement with another patient in this neighborhood at five o'clock, thought I'd make one job of it and kill two birds with one stone !" --.Judge.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
HrSuen for TAe 4ArkaNsaw Tearessr,
 TO FILL A PAGE.
BY u. $ KE,IEg.

A line or two to an the space here loft,
 Disrupt, disjoint, nay muse IS now heref1, To press life's all into the bated breath A fancy borne upon the wings af deAths- Or cen a tear that's lost ln melting snow.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

"How do you suppose the slang phrase, T am laying for you origi- nated?" asked the casual caller of the snake editor.
 "An old hen made that remark to her owner one day before Easter" 1" was the reply.--Pitts5srg Commercial.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24
When fragile woman sighs. deplorinr

When fragile woman signs. dc cplorinR
 The charms that quickly fade away, What power, the bloom of health restoring,
 Can check the progress of decay? The only aid that's worth attention,
 For pains and ills of such descri ption, Thou sands of women gladly mention
 Iris Pierce's Fsvorite Prescription"
 The price of this royal remedy, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, is but one dollar. Specific for all those chronic ailments and weaknesses pecu- liar to women. The only medicine for such maladies, sold by druggists, under positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will give satis- faction or money refunded. See guar antee on bottle wrappers. Large bot ties Sl. Six for g.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

Everybody is discussing Ash. That is the proper way to keep Lent BOst0n Hernld.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

When yeu suffer from sick headache, dizziness, constipation, etc., remember Carter's Little Liver Pills will relieve you. One pill is a dose.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

chiidssn Cry for Pitchers cassosis.
 --Ade.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-03-24

| was here, but she isn't, and Pm so hungry l can hardly stand. I know she won't care. It's just what she'd want us to do."
 So we lighted one of the shining lamps on a shelf in the kitchen and paid our respects to the contents of the pantry.
 We were very hungry and very fond of good things, and you would hardly believe it if l told you how much we ate on this occasion. We were both fond of pastry and when saw that half of the frosted nut-cake was gone said in an abashed tone:
 70, Jeff! we'd really ought to have left more of it. And I can see the bottom of the preserve-dish. What will Aunt Betty sayI"
 1 But Jeff was firm in the conviction that she would rejoice over the ex- ploit. Alter our meal we waited until nine o'clock and still no one came. We went into other rooms and found them wonderfully neat and in- viting. By half- past hinc we were both holding in our chairs, and at ten, Jeff said, in a determined tone:
 4 can't stand this any longer. Like as not Aunt Betty will be gone all night. You know she has lots of friends in Perryville. Pm going to l bed"
 We had before found what we sup posed was the guest chamber-a large, neatly furnished roorn ou the socond floor, with a great white bed. It had four tall posts with hangings, and a ] valance of snowy white linen and