Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
RAcY BOOK.
ScIntiIIatIng with Sarcasm and
Brilliant Truth.

| bFtiudnt rum.
New York Letter.
Chap. 1. HAS Malaria; goes to Florida.
Chap. II. "overworkeGi" goes to Eu-
rope.
Chap. III. "Has Rheumatism" goes to
Ems
Chap. ". Has row with HE Doctor
| have read deal OF sarcasm in my
day but ] never read anything equal
to the sarcasm contained in the above
four chaptered book, written by some
anonymous. ] suspect the experience
portrayed is a personal one; the au
thor mtimates as much on page 81.
Let me give you synopsis:
Malaria" as it states, "is thecloak
with which superficial physicians Gov,
er up a multitude OF i'll feelings which
they do not understand, and do not
much care to investigate. IL is also
a cover for such diseases as they can.
not cure. When they advise their
patient to travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is prob
ably suffering from malaria. it is q
confession ofignoranceo or durability"
"The patient goes abroad. The
change is tonic and for time he
feels better. Comes home. Tickle ap
petite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irritabil.
ity, tired feelings, and general unfit.
ness for business are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks OF rheuma.
tism which fits about his body re.
CARELESS of all human feelings.
at is MUSCULAR his back. Ar.
ticular,--in his joints. InfiammatOry,
my! how he fears it will fly to his
heart
Nov off he goes to thesprings. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to
get well; at the same time he does not
really want him 10 die on his hands,
That would hurt his businessl
Better for a few days. Returns
Alter while neuralgia transfixes him
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep or
his left side; Is fretful; very nervous
and irritable; is pale and fiabby; has
frequent chills and feyers; everything
about him seems to 90 wrong; be
comes suspicious; mus.ers up courage
and demands to know what is killing
him!
"Great heaven!" he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance?'
Because" said the doctor, IL read
your fate five years ago. thought
best to keep you ignorant OF the
facts"
He dismissed his doctor. but toe
late! His fortune had all gone in fees
But him, what becomes OF him?
The other day well known Wal
Street banker said to me sit is really
astonishing how prevalent bright's
disease is becoming. Two OF my per
sonal friends are nowdying it. But
it is not incurable | am certain, for
my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was I'M.
possible. The case seems to me to be
a wonderful one" This gentleman
formerly represented his government
in a foreign country. He knows, ap,
preciates and declares the value OF
that preparation, because his nephew,
who is son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers safe cure,
was begun. yes" said his father, 81
was very skeptical, but since taking
that remedy the boy is we'll"
happen TO know what it was that
cured the boy. for Genl. Christensen,
of Drexel. Morgan & Co.'S. told me
that it was that wonderful remedy
Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero OF the book
cured himself by the same means.
i cannot close my notice better than
by quoting the authors advice:
"If. my friend, you have such All
experience as | have portrayed. do
not put your trust in physicians to
the exclusion of other remedial agen.
cies. They have no monopoly over
disease and | personally know that
many OF them would far prefer that
their patients should go to Heaven
direct from their powerless hands
than that they should be saved to
earth by the use of any "unauthor.
lied means"