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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-08-31

A paper in New York has changed
from a political journal, to a religious
weekly. 1t will now leave the credits
off of its clipped photographic humor.-
NO7vist0avn Herald. IL '''''- Z: 's'a'aas
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Visiting dominie-And how does the
minister continue to please you,' Mr..
Ransom Parishioner- 20, very we'll,
indeed. He's just opened a fresh barrel
of sermons. JUDGE.
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of DR.. Rohr's residence. It was soon
extinguished. It was caused by throw
ing some hot ashes on top of a pile of
moss and straw.
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PADDOCK az VAN WYC *
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW.
Probate business speciality.
Office Of District Attorney. IS
Office over d. Head q Co.'s Bank. Kenosha. Wis.
CHICAGO a NonrHwrsrrKs nArLwAY.

CHICAGO NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY. =.
fine Of departure Of passenger trains from Keno
,,s Wis, In effect Nov. q, 1887.
Going NOrth--s.66 A. NJ. Ito p. NJ, 40 p. d.
$40 p. M, 9.O2 p. NJ. 1880 p. n.
Going Sonth-4.2S A. NJ, 100 A. NJ. a35 A. ~.
1906 P. NJ, 22O p. d., 6.l3 p, NJ, 768 p. n.
sy-South-12.04 7, IA. and 6.ls p. ID.
North-l0.24 A. M, and 440 p. M.
Kenosha and Rockford Division-TrAin arrives
II 1900 H. and leaves at ais r. u.
W. o. BEyILLE, Agent.
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MAILS CLOSE.

8.i6A NJ. South $50 A. M, Milwaukee: 100
NJ, North and South; $50 p. NJ, West 4:57
VI South $50 p. NJ. North and South.
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NEILsvILLE. WIS, May 1, 1880.

NEILsvILLE. Wis, May 1, 1880.
Mr.. w. E. CHESTER,
DEAR SiR-I received your package
of Cure, and am glad to say that it has
been of more benefit to me than any
other medicine I have ever tried. I
have been sick for eighteen years with
Asthma and Bronchitis in it's worst
forms. I have been for months at a
time that / could not lie down, but
since taking your medicine 1 am SO
much improved that 1 have great hopes
Of getting well again. Please find en-.
closed 1920 for two boxes of your med
icine. Send as soon as convenient, as
I do not like to be without it, and
oblige. ]. MCKEAND,
Neilsville, Clark Co., Wis.
S.-Ypn can use this letter for the
benefit of the suffering public if you
wish. j. NICK.
Chester's Cure is for sale in Kenosha
at Starkweather g. Co.'s and c. Fl.
Hurd's. Price SOC. and 81 per box.
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CERTIFICATE.

This is to certify that I, the undersign-
led, this day give J "A. Killeen, publisher
of the Kenosha UNION and the Kenosha
TELEGRAPH, the exclusive control OF
Tunison's new indexed, sectional, town
ship, railroad and post Office wall map
of the State of Wisconsin, in the county
of Kenosha, State of Wisconsin, for the
period of one year, as a newspaper pre-.
MUM. H. c. TUN1soN,
BY E. L. TUNIsoN, Manager.
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NAILS OPEN.

s:l5A NJ, from the North and eouth; I2l6 r. N
rom the West; 200 p. NJ, from the South; 2s3G
r. NJ, from Milwaukee; 6.46P. NJ. from the North
7 Is from the South.
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Something You Need Shorthand.

"Why2" Because 1t will aid you lore than
anything else to secure remunerative position
and conduce to your Intellectual improvement.
"H0w can 1t be learned?" By a So course of
shorthand lessons by mail including book or by aid OF
the books alone.
"What salaries are paid shorthand writers 1"
Usually S12 a week for beginners !; experienced
| stenographers earn from SIS to $50 week, dc
pending upon ability, EXPERIENCES and genera
qualifications.
"What do pupils say of the lessons by mail I"
They speak of them with the greatest satisfac-
ton, as follows: - e. 't.,tit
Your letter of instruction by mail met my
wants exactly and students wishing to take up
| shorthand at home cannot do better than to
take this course. II. C. BICKEL, Clearfield, Pa.
81 took course of lessons by mail, and after
three months stndy am employed as stenograph-
er and typewriter by the firm of Crandall &
Cooley, of New York, at salary of S15 a week to
begin with."-F. A. ROBERTS, Winchester, N. H.
Send for other testimonials and full particu-
lars. and ask for a copy of Brownies Phono-
graphic Monthly. Address,
Scott-Browne's College OF Photography,
New York City, N. Y
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OFFICE OF LYMAN Sons & Co.,
WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS,
MONTREAL, Dec. 20, 1885.
DEAR Mr.. CHESTER.
In regard to your Cure, can say that
/ think it an excellent preparation. 1
have used it and have come much in
contact with its use. The best estimate
of its intrinsic worth is TO be drawn
from the fact that the sales increase
steadily with little or no advertising.
One person recommends it to another,
and its sale is based, in my opinion,
more upon Its worth as remedy than
upon the results Of public advertiser 9
done in the past. Yours truly,
HENRY MILES,
Manager Lyman Sons & Co.
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Blank Notes for sale at this
office.
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CHESTER'S Cure
is THE
BEST REMEDY
KNOWN FOR
ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, COLDS,
CATARRH, COUGHS, HOARSE-
NESS, etc.

This Remedy has been on sale in
Canada the past twelve years, and it is
now being introduced into the United
States. The following testimonials
speak for themselves:
MONTREAL, February Is, 1877.
To WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
Mr.. w. E. Chester, of Montreal, hav-
ing had for some time Insurance Poll
cies for considerable amount in our
Company, and we, in consequence, hay
ing kept ourselves advised as to the
state of his health, it is within my per-
sonal knowledge that he became seri.
ously affected with Asthma and Bron-
chitis in the year 1S74-so much so
that his life was despaired of by his
physician and friends.
tits also my belief, from information
not only from himself, but others, that
he has cured himself by the use of his
remedy, now known as "Chester's
Cure" and that he is now fully recover.
ed and considered one of our best risks.
r. w. GALE,
General Manager Equitable Life AS
surance Society of the United States.
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Blank Deeds and Mortgages
for sale at this Office.
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FRIDAY. AUGUST 81, 1888.
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Rev. Father Cleary is attending tn,
retreat for the clergy at st. Francis Thu
week. He will return home Friday
evening.
John Glaschem, committed from THU
county to the insane asylum at Oshkosh
/ recently made his escape from that in
stitution.
Mr.. VIM. III. Smith, of Rockford, Ill.
called on old friends here last week. Mr.
Smith was, many years ago, 9 residen
in this city.
Miss Maggie Klinkhamer, of Madison
formerly of Kenosha, has been visiting
relatives and friends here during the
past week. ).
Mr.. David Wright, Of Gladstone,
Mich, spent last week with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. e. Reed. He returned home
on Tuesday.
Rev. E. Dornfeld attended the annual
conference of the Wisconsin Synod of
German Evangelical Lutherans at Ra.
cine this week.
Mrs. Lucinda Vrooman fell through q
trap door into the cellar at C. A.
Dewey's store on Wednesday morning,
and was severely injured.
The missionary tea announced for
Friday evening, Aug. 81, in the Congre-
gational church, is postponed until
further notice.
A large stock OF Fancy Goods of all
kinds just received. Wilde sold cheap
for cash. JAS. MATHEWS.
Miss Maggie Loescher, of Litchfeld,
ILL.,, who has been here with her cousins
since last December, returned home last
week, foreman. t9ls az
Fresh groceries received daily and
sold cheap for cash. Call and examine
my low-priceds Teas, and Coffees.
u rv ''rHF JAMES MATTHEW'S. i
j. B. Kupfer & Sons horse ran away
morning, smashing their beau
tiful bread wagon considerably and in
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04

| the spots where the dead were buried in
promiscuous heaps could be pointed out
till recently by some of the old inhabi-
tants.
The ancient fortress of Dunlavin, the
palace of the Kings Of Leinster, stood
one uile due south of the modern town
Of Dunlavin, and higher up the hillside
which forms the southern slope Of the
valley of Glenmama. The remains are
now generally known as the Moat of
Tournant. From this the valley runs
generally in north easterly direction
and terminates about two miles from
Dunlavin.
After the first rout the Danes re.
treated back along the deGie and across
the low hills which intervene between it
and the ford of Lemonstown, on
trlbu ary of the Liffey, where they at
tempted to rally, but only to be killed
in thousands. Their bones are to this
day turned up in the fields near this
ford, and several sepulchral mounds
along the banks of the stream are full
Of them. Another body of the fugi,
tiyes fled to Hollywood, about a mile
and a halt eastward Of the ford and on to
the Horsepass on the Liftey, where they
made 4 last but futile stand against
the victorious Irish. 4 reference to a
map of the l'cality will make these de-
tails much more ineligible.
Travellers from Dublin by the Bless-
ington and Baltinglass road, on ap-
preaching Poulaphuca, may have no
ticed up the river, to the left, the shat
tered and crumbling arches OF I; vener-
able-looking bridge. This is Horse
pass bridge, which superseded the an.
cient ford, and was in its turn super
seded by the modern bridge of Puula-
phuca. AT this place, as the name
would indicate, was in former times a
deep and dangerous ford, which, except
when the river was very low, could only
be passed on horseback. The old road
from Dublin crossed the Liffey here,
and 1t can still be plainly traced for
some distance at each side of the ruined
bridge. The Danish army must have
forded the river here on their march
from Dublin, and the survivors, in at
tempting to recross it on their retreat,
were killed or drowned in great num-
bers.
Towards the close of the]ast century,
when some of the wild swamps and
moors around Dunlavin were being re-
claimed. the workmen came upon the
pits where the slain were buried in
heaps, but closed them up again on
seeing what they were. About twenty
years ago, when some other excava-
tiOns were being made here, one of
these pits was again opened, and was
found to contain great quantity Of
human bones, among which was Dam
ish sword.
To the eastward of Glenmama is the
old churchyard Of Crehelp, now almost
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04

According to the secretary Of the
Massachusetts board of education
there are 30,OOO children in that state
attending parocnial schools.
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CATHOLIC NEWS.
RELIGIOUS NOTES.

The Marquis of Butte has presented
a chapel to Catholics of Rothesay,
England, to cost $40 600.
Aud now it is said that Archbishop
McEvlly of Tuam will be made cardin-
al at the next consistory.
Within the past ten years, thirty
eight new churches have been built in
the New York archdiocese.
According to the secretary Of the
Massachusetts board of education
there are $1,000 children in that state
attending parocnial schools.
Bishop Gallagher, Of Galveston,
Texas, recently ordained to the priest
hood. Rs>s. Germanus Guillaum, Vim
centius Tolly, Louis Choron and Nor
bertus Hue.
Among the prelates mentioned in
connection with the St. Louis coadju-
torship are Bishops Hennessy Of Du-
buque, Spalding of Peoria and Keane
Of Richmond.
Rev. Father 2. Donohoe, assistant
priest of St. Johns church, Maberly,
Mo-, has been transferred to the
Church of the Immaculate Conception,
Montgomery, Mo-, to take the place of
Father Head till his return from the
south.
In response to an invitation issued
by Cardinal Gibbons, a meeting was
held at Carroll Institute hall. Washing
ton, D. G., Thursday Jan. 26, presided
over by the Cardinal, at which the
plans and purposes of the new Catholic
university, to be built in that city, We're
explained by Rt. Rev. Bisnop Ireland,
of st. Paul, and Bishop Keane, Of Rich
mond, Va. Bishop Moore, Of St. Aug
u~tine, Fla, occupied a seat on the
Ilatform. During his remarks Bishop
Ireland stated that the corner stone of
the divinity building would be laid in
about three months, that the centennial
anniversary of the establishment of the
Catholic hierarchy of America would
be celebrated in the autumn of 1889
and at the same time, the beginning of
the second century would be celebrated
by the opening of the divinity depart
ment Of the university to be followed as
rapidly as possible by the departments
Of philosophy, law. medicine, etc.
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RING, ADAMS G RING, ADAMS & RING.
venue bl7 Nicollet Avenue 5l7 Nicollet Avenue.

indistinguishable and unknown. With
in it conspicuousiy stands granite
pillar or shaft, about five feet high.
DIM tradition AYERS that beneath this
rude memorial, in warriors CORY
grave, sleeps the fierce Harold, son of
Amlaff, Prince Royal Of the Norse men
of Erin.
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MARKED Down
TO CLOSE.
We shall offer our entire collection of
Haud-knit Worsted goods dsconsistiug Of
Toboggans, Hoods, Cal
ters, Ladies', Gents,
and Childrens'
Mittens
Less Than Soc on the ST,

When we say this we mean it, and
our prices will speak for themselves.
Toboggans that sold at $1.25 and $3.50
at only 45c. Ladies, now is the time
to purchase these goods at less than
manufacturers prices. Call early, as
they will last but short time.
Great Bargains in Ladies' and Chill
dren's Hosiery and Underwear. In Or
der to reduce our stock before our
Spring importations, we have made
enormous reductions in this depart
ment.
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ST. PAUL and M1NNEAPoL1san and

ST. PAUL and dMINNEAPOLISand
EAU CLAIRE, MADISON, JAMES.
WILLIE. AID CHICAGO. Two trains
a day each way, with through sleep
ers and dining cars.
DULJTH, SUPERIOR and ASHLAND,
Night trains each way with through
sleepers. Morning trains each Wav
with through parlor cars
Sioux CITY, COUNCIL BLUFEs and
OMAHA. Through sleeping cars each
way.
P1ERRE.-Sleeping car to Tracy.
ST. JOSEPH. ATCH1sON, ,LEAvENWoRrH L
and KANSAS CITY. Through Pullman
Bnff-t sleep+rs.
MANKATu, DEs MONIES, CHARLTON.
ST. JOSEPH. ATCHIsoN, LEAyEN-
WORTH aud KANSAS CITY. Through
combination chair and sleeping cars
KAsoTA. MANKAToS ST JAMES, WoKTH-
INGTON, SIBLEY. LEMARs. and Sioux
CITY. Day trains each way with ele-
CANT parlor cars.
This service has been arranged with sine,e
view 70 the comfort and convenience of the tFa-
Yelling public, and offers the best and most lnx-
urious accommodations between the above
named points.
For time tables and all other information ~.
ply to any ticket agent, OF to -s's
q; M:TEAsDALE, Gent Pass. Agent,
j. g. MCCULLOUGH, II. n. WHEELER.
Asst dsn'l pss:. IS. ff ffu1 TnniSI1f niSf e. Assst
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04
HISTORY IN BRIEF

Contributions to this department will be
gladly received and published in The IRISH
STANDARD. providing the articles are brief and
conclusive. If desired, the name Of the con-
tributor will be published.l
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04

Aud now tits said that Archbishop
McEvilly of Tuam will be made cardin
al at the next cOnsistorv.
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04

The Marquis of Butte has presented
u chapel to Catholics of Rothesay,
England, to cost $4,000.
The Irish standard., 1888-02-04

Within the past ten years, thirty
eight new churches have been built il
the New York archdiocese.
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The Chinese New Year Day.

A Star reporter saw MIR. Ho Shen Chez,
translator and attache of the Chinese
legation, yesterday, concerning their
New Year Day ceremonials and celebra-
tion. "The first day of our new year."
he said, "comes on different day each
year, and this year we have thirteen
months, an intercalary month, that
brings the New Year Day on the 18th of
this month, which is on Sunday; but we
have no Christian Sabbath in China, so
that We need not put off the celebration
until Monday, as you do in this country
in like event. The Chinese Emperor
will hold a reception, not like your Pres.
ident's reception" with laugh) "but
for his ministers and the gentlemen of
the court. These ceremonies will begin
before dawn and continue through Satur'
day, the 11th, as the new year comes in
by II o'clock Saturday night. The
holidays continue from four to fifteen
days, finishing when all the ceremonial
calls have been made. The Emperor
holds audience for his ministers and
high officials, and in every province the
chief holds audience for his subordinates.
Our ceremonies will begin on Saturday,
but will be of a private order If we
give reception it will be on Monday.
There is mistaken notion prevalent
here" continued MIR. Ho, "that the
Coreans are Independent of China, when,
in fact Corea is but province of oul
nation."- Washington Star.
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Eating 1cO Eggs at one Sitting.

At the Hoffman House last night
party sat at table in the art gallery max.
ing wagers each on his own particular
trick. A young broker, who spent last
summer with his grandmother in Jersey,
won pocketful Of greenbacks on trick
taught him by the good old lady. He
had lost considerable money on catch bets
when he offered to wager any one in the
party that he could eat more eggs than
any other three men present, provided
he was permitted to have last turn. A
doctor, coroner and bank teller took
the bet. After brief discussion the
three gentlemen decided to tackle fried
eggs. He repaired to an all.nig ght
restaurant in Sixth avenue, famous for
the encounters which men about town
have had within its portals, and ordered
a batch. Every man ate and the waiter
handed check for several dozen. Then
the young broker that had learned thing
or two from his Jersey grandmother di.
rected the cook to crack and spill into a
large pan 100 fresh eggs. Before putting
the eggs into the pan, however, be order
ed that it be half filled with vinegar. His
instructions were carried out. After allow
ing the mixture to cook reasonable
time the cover was lifted and the eggs
placed in a big dish. By permission of
the proprietor the gentlemen interested
had watched the cooking. When the
eggs were brought forth every one except
the man with the Jersey grandmother
gave vent to calculations of astonishment.
The 100 eggs could be conveniently put
into an ordinary teacup. Then the ow'
ner ate them in half a dozen swallows:
"There's q hole in the pan" yelled one of
the party. -,
vinegar has eaten them. 1t is fact.
You can drop thousand into boiler
with little vinegar in it, and you will
find that when cooked in it the eggs will
disappear as if by magic. ."-Ne'0 York
Nail and Eapress.
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ings and jewelry and champagne and
pate de fol gras' and 'mardi gras' and
acylla and charybdis and every other fool
thing that the poor do not need and can't t
buy. Tax the incomes of the rich and
make their surplus wealth support the
government, whether the Lord has bless.
ed them or the devil cursed them with
their millions makes no difference. They
owe that much to the toilers who work
and labor and whose honest sweat has
made all the wealth of the nation. They
owe that much to the yeomanry who fight
our country's battles without substitutes
or exemptions. My contempt knows no
bounds far these stuck up nabobs who
swell and strut around in time of peace
and leave the poor to do the fighting in
time of war. Just take the yeomanry
out of this land and England would whip
US in less than month, for money will
not march nor shoot nor su0er.
Rich folks can do what poor folks don't
dare to do. The public declaration made
recently by Mr.. Breckinridge, member
of congress, is awful to contemplate. He
said: "There is not law that gives pro-
lection to any industry but what was
engineered by private lobby. There
is not provision that has not some
private interest behind it and some paid
advocate to see that it is not disturbed.
Legislatures have been bought; COVER
nora nominated, and congressman pur'
chased to keep certain provisions in the
law"
Sometimes I think that may. be it
would be better to pay the members fifty
thousand dollars year and be done with
it, or to ask man his price and pay it,
and then swear him on skull and bones
not to take bribe or steal, or in any
way dodge his duty.
May the good Lord help us, and not
put on q suffering people any moro than
the can bear. BILL ARP.
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A Desperate but..Silly Boy.

PLATTsBurg, Mo-, Feb. 7.-l.n awful
tragedy occurred two miles northwest OF
this city to-day. Neva Everett, pretty
girl of is, was one of the bellies of the
q n1eighborhood. One other most persistent
suitors vas William Ball, a youth OF 20.
He made no attempt to conceal his
affection for Miss Everett, and haunted
her footsteps continually. She received
his addresses in pleasant wsy at tlrstt,
but when he began to assume so much
persistence she began to discourage them.
This maddened the boy and he told her
that he could not live without her, and II
she refused to marry him something
terrible would be the result. She told
him that she did not desire to marry yet,
and that he, too, had better be thinking
of some other subject. To-day he called
at her home and renewed his suit. There
was no one at home but the girl and her
mother. She still maintained that she
did not desire to marry him. The
rejected lover then pleaded with ne
mother, and begged her to influence her
daughter in his favor. Mrs. Everett SAID
that she would not allow her daughter to
marry for several years yet. No sooner
were the words spoken than Ball stepped
back and, drawing pistol, shot the poor
girl dead. He then placed the muzzle
Of the weapon to his own head and blew
his brains out. Both were dead in five
minutes, and the unfortunate mother is
demented.
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Horrors of Hypnotism.

CHICAGO, ILL, Feb. ga most re-
markable story comes from Alamo, Van
Buren, County, Michigan. 1t is under.
stood that Detective Mahaffy and Mr.J.
Rood, of Alamo, are now iii this city
looking for young man named Dwight
7. Holmes.
The latter boasts of his mesmeric pow
ers, and it is said that he put young lady
named Annette Garlanger under hypnot-
ic influence On January 9, and while in
this strange state she smoked q cigar
and did other strange things at Holmes
command.
Then he experimental on Miss Kitty
Rood, and, it is claimell, ordered her to
feign death. She obeyed, and the
exhibition proved ar agreeble one to
the spectators until it was found that
respiration had ceased. The .llage doc
tor was called, aud he pronounced it q
case of heart disease, and said the girl
Was dead.
The funeral occurred on January 13, and
the night before Holmes disappeared,
having first exacted q promise from
Miss Garlanger that she would say moth
ing about the matter. At the grave, how.
ever, she became violently hysterical and
was conveyed home, where, after COM
posing herself, she told the story. There
was then mad rush to the cemetery and
the coffin was hurriedly dug up.
DR.. Vandenburg, of Pawpaw, who had
been summoned, pronounced the girl not
dead, though life was hanging by very
slender thread. When a tendon was
touched with sharp pointed rod, a slight
contraction was noticed.
Word was q. once circulated Of the
state Of affairs, and all those possessed Of
any hypnotic power promptly presented
themselves, but they could not call Miss
Kitty from her trance.
Holmes is now wanted because he is
believed to be the only one who can
bring her out of her present condition.
He is thought to be in hiding for fear of
arrest for manslaughter.
Mr.. Rood left for home to-nightand the
latest advices from Alamo say the young
lady is still in the same state. Holmes
will not be prosecuted il he turns up