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DIAMOND Earrings, $3.50 up. LEW CALI
PpER, jeweler.
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ALL OF Our INGRAM AND BRUssELs CARPETS
at greatly reduced prices to close out. Ingram
Art Squares and Felt Druggets very cheap.
Fancy Table Covers. Handkerchief, Hosiery,
&C., DC. Umbrellas with fancy handles for the
holidays. JOHNSON, GARNER Il Co., 636 Pa. av.
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R. GoLDsCHMID. 1907 and 1909 st. NV.
HOLIDAY Goods

ANTELOPE PocKETBooKs at CHAPMAN & TAY-
LoR's, 9l5 Penna ave-
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GOOD BOARD and rooms at Temple Cafe.

"A Coop ENCYCLOPEDIA, any school teacher
viii tell you, is the best Christmas present Won
can make to children attending school Obtain
II now on a small payment down. and have all
ing p. o. Box 800, to call, or write full partic-
ulars.
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/ Dry Goods and Carpet House, 50
Cigars, Cigars, Cigars.

Cigars, Cigars, Cigars.
We have 10, 900 fine Cigars in beautiful Christ
mas boxes. These Cigars were made to order
for us. and are guaranteed first-class Cigars,
both in point Of quality and workmanship, and
ere suitable in quality as a present to any
smoker Come and see them.
n. d p. METzGER,
m,w,s All 7th st. n W.
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TOYS for the Million,

That ssBouquet Whisky" only o.. 80 per
gallon; Pure New England Rum, e200 per
gallon; Wine at 75c. per gallon; Cooking
Brandy. Get the prices ct O'HARx's Grocery,
1915 It'll street northwest. s.
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FINE WATCHES at low prices. TAPPAS's, 604
9th st. NV
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A Coop ENCYCLOPEDIA in the house give
school children higher education. You ca,
make a most valuable Christmas present b,
having all the volumes delivered at one tim,
on small payment by addressing a. once DO,
800 for further particulars.-Adct.
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$500 STITCHES PER MINUTE on the " Domes-
tic inventors new machine. The Standard
Rotary-Shuttle Sewing Machine for sale at the
old stand, sos F st. n. W. ]. J. HOLSTER, Sole
Agent.
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EAsrWashingtonp people visit CALLIsHER, jeweler

GREAT Doll Carriage Sale tomorrow at The
Fair. s12 It'll st. NV. Look for our ad. in City
Items THE FAIR, $40 It'll st.
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MANTLE AND TABLE ORNAMENTS.
Piano lamps,
Umbrella shades,
Rochester lamps.
E. F. BROOKS. 531 18th street.
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Ice CREAM, Charlotte Russo, Jelly, at Fus-
seu's, 1425 New York avenue.
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THREE Hours TO PHILADELPHIA, via B. & O.
r. r. Fastest trains to the Quaker City. Nc
extra fare for quick time.-Adct.
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See: The Old Lady in Window.

REMEMBER. / guarantee equally as good pic
lures in cloudy as in clear weather.
GEO. PRINCE, Fotografer,
18th and Penna. ave.
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The CoSuSDRuM SOLVED.

IHE CoNuNDRUM SOLVED,
HOW MANY WHO. SEVERAL WEEKS
AGO, HARAssED THEIR MINDS WITH THE
ALL-ABsORBING QUESTION OF THE
HOUR. ARE NOW, AFTER TAKING ADvAN-
TAGE OF OUR MOST EQUITABLE CREDIT
SYSTEM, REposING IN THE HAPPY
KNOWLEDGE OF A SPEEDY REALIZATION
OF THEIR LONGING DESIRES!
BY MEANS OF OUR GENEROUS OFFER
THEY HAVE PURCHASED AT THEIR OWN
FIGURES AND UPON THEIR OWN TERMS,
ONE HANDSOME RATTAN ROCKER, AN
OTHER sILK-PLUsH PARLOR SUITE,
MANY FANCY PARLOR CLOCK, AND
STILL MORE AN ELABORATELYFINIS
sIDEBOARD, WITH WHICH TO GLADDEN.
THE HEARTS AND REVIVE THE DRoOP-
ING SPIRITS OF THOSE DEAR ONES WHO
OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE RISEN ON
CHRISTMAS MORNING ONLY TO SUFFER
THE BITTER sTINGs OF DIsAPPOINT-
MENT AND ENVY.
THERE ARE STILL FEW WHOM WE
WILL BE ONLY TOO GLAD TO WELCOME.
EXTENDING TO THEM THE FULL BENE-
FITS OF OUR CREDIT SYSTEM AS BE-
FORE. AND. IN ADDITION. AT STILL
GREATER REDUCTIONS ON THE FOLLOW
ING GOODS, WHICH COMPRISE OUR LINE:
ROCKERS OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS, FANCY
TABLES. A COMPLETE LINE OF RUGS,
LACE CURTAINS. sIDEBOARDs. HALL
RACKS. WALNUT AND OAK EXTENSION.
TABLES. TOILET SETS. AND. IN FACT,
EVERYTHING FOUND IN A FIRsT-CLAss
HoUsE-FURNIsHINa STORE.
THERE ARE BUT FEW MORE DAYS
IN WHICH TO MAKE PURCHASES. AND WE
INVITE THE PUBLIC TO CALL AND,
AFTER EXAMINING OUR EQUITABLE
SYSTEM OF DEALING. CONVINCE THEM.
SELVES THAT OURS Is THE MOST PER
Feet EVER PROPOSED TO THE coNsIp-
GRAFTON OF MANKIND.
HOUSE 1 HERRMANN's
CASH AND CREDIT FURNITURE
AND CARPET HOUSE,
o2l AND o2s SEVENTH STREET NV.
AND $50 MASS AVE NV
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YoU STILL have the opportunity to have your
Portraits for Christmas
GEO. PRINCE, Fotografer,
18th and Penna ave.
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MARRIAGE LICENSES Marriage licenses have
been issued by the clerk of the court to Geo
Johnson. jr., of Annapolis, Nd. and Kate J.
Sutton; Sandy Nelson, Of Montgomery county
Md. and Rosa Washington, of Brentsville. Va.
James H. Herbison, of Howard county, nd,
and Rosie Timmons, of Laurel, Md.
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DOUGLASS EMULSION is the purest prepare
non OF cod liver oil made. MERTZ's drug store.
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AUCTION! AUCTION!

AUCTION! AUCTION.
The entire stock of Brad Adams, books and
stationery, at auction, commencing next Mon
day p. m, and will continue every evening at
same hour until all the stock is sold. Persons
attending this week, as all the goods will be
sold without reserve. See auction column.
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The genuine Parma Cologne reduced to
SIC per bottle. MERITS Pharmacy, the lowest
priced drug store in the city.
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GRAND COLLATION. TONIGHT at SULLrvANs,
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60 TO JNo. X KELLY, Center Market, for WASH
ihgton dressed beef. Corned beef a sneciaitv
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Do Not Fail to get the Domestic on your
| list of holiday presents. 1t will afford you
more genuine pleasure than anything else.
cost C. AUERBAcH, It'll and H. Sole Agent
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GRAND COLLATION. TONIGHT at SULLIvANs,
1905 street NV.
HKILBRUN's Christmas Souvenirs
Make the Children happy.
Misses, Youths and Childs First-class Shoes
Ut prime cost
Munders Solar Tip at cost.
Cousins Fine Shoes at cost.
Dixs Best Make at cost.
Newhall and BARRIERS Shoes at cost.
Rubber Boots and Shoes all sizes.
L. HEILBRUN.
400 7th street.
See: The Old Lady in Window
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LuBIN's EXTRACT. 49c per bottle. MyRrz,s
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The American Encyclopedia is the most
valuable Christmas present you can make your
family, especially if you have children attend
ing school. Any school teacher will tell you
this. You can now obtain all the volumes at
one time by addressing post-office box 800 to
call and give further particulars, specimen
pages &c
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GET BOTTLE Of Douglass Emulsion for
your cold. MKRrz's Drug Store.
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sonAc Aempie.)
OPEN EVENINGS. ]. jar GouLD's, 421 9th st.
READ W. b. MosEs d SONS advertisement in
WIS paper; 1t is the best opportunity ever Of
sered to buy home furnishings at low prices.
DouaLAss' EMULSION is the purest prepare
uon OF cod liver oil made. MERTz's drug store.
Ice CREAM, Charlotte Russo, jelly, at Fus-
seus, l42S New York avenue
Go TO JNo. r. KELLY, Center Market. for Wash
mgton dressed beef. Corned beef a Speciality.
SOLID Gold Elgin Watches, sls I'D. CALL
sHER, jeweler.
GET Bottle Of Douglass Emulsion for
your cold MEarz's Drug Store
BoLIrHA J. LAWS cordially invites am inspec-
con of his stock of Holiday Goods
The latest publications in artist-proof Etcb-
hgs, Engravings, water-color Paintings.
Carbon Photographs taken directly from
the original paintings; reproductions in Arto-
types, Mirrotypes, &c.
Cabinet photograph frames, porcelain paint
mgs, Christmas cards, &c.
A large and carefully selected line of mould-
hgs, nom which frames are made to order.
say size desired.
Also - entire now stock Of wan papers.
h J. Lawn, 1z27 Pa. ave. nv.
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BHxR, jeweler.
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SILVER Watches, $3.50 up. CALL1sHER, 225 Pa.
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Orrx EVENINGS. ]. JAY GorLp's, 421 9th
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3 Lbs. New Raisins, 25c.; 4 lbs New
Currants, 25c.; lovely homemade Grape Wine
S5c. per bottle. Get the prices at O'HARE'l
Grocery, 1915 7th street northwest. 8
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
Caliguia'S Gratitude and Mercy.

Quintus Curtius Flaccus having had
the misfortune in the heat of politi-
cal campaign to offend the Emperor,
Caligula ordered him to be thrown into
caldron of boiling lead. A few days
before the execution was to take
place, Flaccus sent ictor to the EN-
peror with a note, in which he asked
the Emperor if he remembered the fact
that as boy Flaccus had saved his
life at the imminent risk of his own, by
eating poisoned tart intended for the
imperial lunch, and beseeching the EN-
peror, if he did remember the episode,
to mitigate the severity of his punish
.ment. Caligula was deeply moved as
the remembrance of Flaccus' heroic
self-sacrifice flashed across his mind,
and he Immediately issued decree
providing that "in view of services rem
dered, the sentence of Quintus Curtius
Flaccus, to wit, that he be boiled in
lead, be and is committed, and that in
lieu of said boiling in lead the said
Quintus Curtius Flaccus shall be
fiayed alive and thrown into the sea-
Rome was so astonished at the unex-
pected clemency of the Emperor that
her historians forgot to record this
one bright page in the annals of the
Cahgulan sway.-JOh1 Henry Bangs,
IN Hdrper's Magazine.
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display cannot be reckoned in figures.
Even funeral is comparatively dull
without the military band and the four
and-four professions, and the cities
where these Respondent corteges of
woe are daily occurrences are cheerful
cities. The brass band itself, when we
consider it philosophically, is one of
themost striking things in our civiliza-
ton. We admire its commonly splen-
did clothes, its drums and cymbals and
braying brass, but it is the impartial
spirit with which it lends itself to our
varying wants that distinguishes it. 1t
will not do to say that it has no prin-
ciples, for nobody has so many, or is
SO impartial in exercising them. 1t is
equally ready to play at festival or a
funeral, picnic or an encampment, for
the sons of war OF the Sons of temper
ance, and it is equally willing to ex-
press the feeling of a Democratic meet
ing or Republican gathering, and i'm
partially blows out Dixie, or March
ing Through Georgia. "The Girl l
Left Behind Me, or "My Country, IT'S
of Thee" 1t is equally piercing and
exciting for ST. Patrick or the Fourth
of July.-Hayper's Magazine.
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Tricks of the Repair Shop.

at is astonishing how many little
bits of practical scientific knowledge a
youngster picks up when he is learn
ing his trade" said workman in a
general repair shop on Third avenue to
New York reporter. "For instance, !"
he continued, "most people think the
only way to make hole in glass is to
break it or cut it with diamond, but
it isn't. There are two or three ways
of doing it. The neatest, to my mind,
is to warm the glass and spread it over
with wax Cut the wax down to the
place where you want the hole and
drop a little fuoric acid on the glass
with piece of wire. The acid will
eat through the glass, and you can
shape the hole afterward with a copper
wire and some rotten stone and oil.
"The handy man in a shop will make
many of his own tools. A whalebone
bow is often necessary in using fine
saw, but many people don't know how
to handle whalebone. If it is too
stiff. or unequally stiff, it can be
scraped down easily with a bit of
broken glass. These bows usually
have brass hooks at the end, but you
can make hook out of the whalebone
itself by holding the end in boiling
oil short time and bending it around
and holding it until it is cool.
Sometimes have had to make holes
in steel that was too hard to cut or file
easily. Then I make mixture that
will eat the hole. I mix one ounce of
sulphate of copper, quarter of an
ounce of alum, half teaspoonful of
powdered salt, gill OF vinegar, and
twenty drops of nitric acid. This will
make the hole, or, if washed off
quickly, it will give beautiful frosted
appearance to the metal"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
Rank and Divisions Of Railroad Work

Says Harry C. Raymond, the noted
railway passenger agent of st. Louis /:
"The employees of the railroads are a
world within themselves, having griefs,
ambitions, hopes, and rewards that are
familiar, and yet they are divided into
little worlds of their own. For instance,
a young man entering the clerical de.
partment lives to become chief clerk,
an auditor, treasurer, or other fiscal Of
ficer. The locomotive fireman becomes
in tine an engineer. The freight brake
man expects to become freight con.
ductor, and the freight conductor looks
forward to the day when he will run 9
passenger train. The passenger brake.
man readily becomes freight conduc
tor. The engineer some day to bt
mastes mechanic. The passenger con
ductor may become q master of trans
portation. The switchman develop:
into yardmaster, and then perhaps {
division superintendent. The lines ar
broadly drawn. The instances of mer
rising from the brakes to the superin
tendency and presidency of the road
as did A. A. Talmage, are SO few as t.
be notable. st. Louis Globe-Demo
c,.nf
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Miniature Beavers.

A host of creatures besides birds
love the stream. Water hens lead out
their black downy broods beneath the
overhanging thorns, and all along the
marge the water voles are busily gnaw-
ing such of the plants as are of a
sweet saccharine nature. The voles
are the water rats" of the country
folk, but are harmless and unoffending
creatures, living exclusively on vege-
table diet. They are. in fact, minia-
ture beavers. Here and there the
loamy banks have fallen in, and along
the faces of these the bank swallows
have drilled their retreat. These are
either flying in and out or feeding their
young, which are perched on rails rum
ming down to the stream. Ever and
anon there runs out from the bank .
graceful little creature with long
mobile taper snout. 1t rummages
among the dead leaves and pebbles ct
the bottom of the stream, and then re-
turns TO the side With some insect =
eat ct leisure.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
Why Americans Love to Wear Uniforms

1t is fortunate that passion for dis
play is implanted in human nature;
and if We owe debt of gratitude to
anybody, it is to those who make the
display for u.s. 1t would be such dull,
colorless world without it. We try in
vain to imagine n city without brass
bands, and military marchings, and
professions of societies in regalia, and
banners, and Respondent uniforms,
and gayly caparisoned horses, and men
clad in red and yellow and blue and
gray and gold and silver and feathers,
moving in beautiful lines, proudly
wheeling with step elate upon some re-
sponsive human being as axis, deploy-
ing, opening and closing ranks ir. ex
quisite precision 70 the strains of mar
cal music, to the lump of the drum and
the scream of the fife, going away down
the street with nodding plumes, heads
erect, the very port of heroism. There
is scarcely anything in the world so in
spring as that. And the self-sacrifice
of it! What will not men do and en-
dure to crafty their fellows! And in
the heat of summer, too, when most we
need something to cheer us! The
Drawer saw, with feelings that cannot
be explained, a noble company of men,
the pride of their city, all large men,
all fat men, all dressed alike, but each
one as beautiful as anything that can
be seen on the stage, perspiring through
the gala streets of another distant city,
the admiration of crowds of huzzaing
men and women and boys, following
another company as Respondent as
itself, every man bearing himself like a
hero, despising the heat and the dust,
conscious only of doing his duty. We
make great mistake if We suppose it
is feeling of ferocity that sets these
men tramping about in gorgeous uni
form, in mud or dust, in rain or under
broiling sun. They have no desire
to kill anybody. Out of these resplen-
dent clothes they are much like other
people: only they have a nobler spirit,
that which leads them to endure hard
3 ships for the sake of pleasing others.
They differ in degree, though not in
kind. from those orders. for keeping
secrets, or for encouraging distaste
for strong drink, which also wear
bright and attractive regalia, and go
about In professions, with banners and
music, and pomp that cannot be dis
tinguished at distance from real war
It is very fortunate that men do like to
march about In ranks and lines, even
without any distinguishing apparel
The Drawer has seen hundreds of citi-
zens in body, going about the coun-
try on an excursion, parading through
town after town, with no other distinc-
ton of dress than uniform high white
bat, who carried JOY and delight
1epeFer they went. The good Of thie
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

Occasion for aIarm-"Men," said the cap
tain of the steamer to the frightened pas
sengers budding about him, cit is true that
we are not gaining on the lack, but we are
only fifty miles from land, and if necessary
We can throw overheard 1900 tons of
freight to Tighten the ship. There is no oc-
casion for alarm. We have several hundred
casts of rum in the hold that we can"
mo occasion for alarm" exclaimed q
tall Kentuckion, turning pale with appre-
hension. Captain. do you intend to throw
that rum Chicago Tribune.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

She-I notice that you are in saoenine,
Mr.. Jones. Have you met with recent
Bereavement?
He-Yes, have just lost sister.
Shea sister! was not aware that you
had sister.
Hs-Not sister by blood. but young
lady who said che would always be sister
to me; though, to tell the truth, haven't
seen her since the night she said so.
She-Oh! see.
And the subject is dropped like hot cake.
Boston Courier.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

II am weary OF living " moaned poor NJ q Black
''For I'm fairly worn out with the ache in my
back;
Ny Eeryes are chain
OF weakness and pain,
"And my poor head is aching as If 1t would
crack"
'Now. don't be discouraged" cried good Mrs.
White,
1T IL never 20 dark bat therss promise of light
can tel you, in brief
What will rive you relief
"Pierces Favorite Prescription will soon cot
you ri.ht."
It is the only remedy for woman's peculiar
weaknesses and ailments, sold by druggists
under a positive guarantee from the manu-
facturers, that it will give satisfaction in
every case or money will be refunded. See
guarantee on bottle wrapper. Large bottles
i1e0 doses 81. Six for IS.
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HOW,S THIS!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Cstarrh that cannot be cu,ed By
taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENE. b CO.. Props, Toledo. o.
We. tho under ..sj, have known r. J.
nsrfeosg honor.sis in ali busin.es 'it rsas ~
lions, and financially able to carry out any OBJ
LEGATIONS made By their firm.
West 4 rruax. Wholeeale DruGg sts. Toasdo.
Walding. Kinnsn 4 Marvin. Wholeeals Drug
gish, Toledo, Ohio. !.
Z II. Van H. eseo. Cashiar, Toledo National
B sak, ,olsdo. Ohio.
Hal , Cataxrh Csrs /. taksn iniernajly. ert17g
disseoiy upoa tie blood and Dueas guEf - q
~ 49,. Ruea 10 p0 boe1le. - -
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THE SPECIAL OFFER

of The Youths Companion Of Boston,
Mass, which we published last week, should
be noticed by our readers, as the opportu-
nifty comes but once year. Any new sub
scriber to The Companion, who will send
S1.75 at once, can have the paper free to
January LIST, 1885,, and for full year from
that date. This offer includes four holiday
numbers, for Thanksgiving, Christmas,
New Years and Easter, all the Illustrated
Weekly Supplements, and the Annual Pre-
MUM List tn 800 illustrations. Really q
SAD paper for only $1.75 year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

MoTHEns who have delicate children car
see them daily improve and gain in flesh
and strength BY giving them that perfect
food and medicine, SCOTS Emulsion Of Cod
Liver OIL .0ith Hypophosphites. Dr.. W. A.
Hulburt, of Salisbury, Ill, says: 81 have
used SCOTS Emulsion in cases of Scrofula
and Debility. Results most gratifying. My
little patients take it with pleasure" Sold
by all druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

$50, Mr.. Hankinson, you are going on a
tour Of the world?"
ayes, Mics Whitesmith.''
"And will you promise to write to me
from every country you may VISIT"
"Promise! All, you know not how will
value the privilege. And you will really
care to hear from me?''
ayes. am collecting the postage stamps
of all countries.''-Liacolr Journal.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
THE cREATREMEDYFoRP PAIN.

The Austrian composer, Karl Goldmark.
was compelled to shoot finch lately be-
cause it took up its quarters hear his house
at GIunden and prevented him from com.
posing, We shudder to think of the punish
ment Goldmark would infict upon an Ital
ian organ-grinder if the latter were to .toK
under his window and play "Sveel
Violet. "-(N orristown Herald.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

Borrowed garments seldom 1T Vol. nor
% bogus remedies cure successfully. The
raj cure for coughs and colds is DE-. Ban's
Cough Syrup.
Why cit doubled ND like an old man. nv
boy! What's rheumatism! Take the rood
sne gods provide thee, and send twenty
hve cents around the corner for q bottle
OF Salvation Oil and you'll ride your BIZ
cycle tomorrow
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
Don't You Know

that you cannot afford to neglect that ca
tarrh? Don't you know that it may lead to
consumption. to insanity. to death? Don't
you know that while the thousand and one
nostrums you have tried have utterly failed
that DR.. Sage's Caterrh Remedy is certain
cure? 1t has stood the test of years, and
there are hundreds of thousands of grateful
men and women in all parts of the country
who can testify to its efficacy. All drug
pists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17
Can . Nan swallow . c.,non-n.l]

Can . Han Swallow . Caunon-Hanf
Well. s'that depends" He can If his
throat 10 largo enough and the eannon-ball
Is not too large. The question really seems
worthy of some consideration in view of the
size of some of the pills that are prescribed
for sunering humanity: Why not throw
them ''to the dogs" and take DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets? Small. sugar.
coated, purely vegetable, perfectly harm
less, In glass, and always fresh.