Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1888-06-13
PERSONALS.
Carl Buckentin is here from Dakota.

! o. k. Gesme, Of Towner, D. II, is
III Town. go 81. -.
| L. III. Wellington left for st. Paul
| yesterday to be gone about week.
| w. B. Sutherland and wife arrived
from New York on Saturday last.
Mrs. e. G.. p. Sanderson and child
arrived in Morris last Friday night.
A. C. Earsiey and Senator Hixson
were at the Metropoliton on Monday.
J. III. jackson, frat assistant Chief
st. Paul fire department, is in the
city.
Rev. J. p. Oakley is here caring for
| a tree claim which he has In this
county.
Miss Violet Jayne, OF Winona, Is In
town visiting with relatives anu
friends.
Miss Lilly Jordan, OF Minneapolis,
/ is visiting with relatives aud friends
in Morris.
NJ. I. Matthews, of Foster, is at the
Encampment and Is renewing old ac-
quaintances In Morris.
Miss Rose Schumaker, of Ortonville,
has been visiting her sister, Mrs. J.
w. Harris, during the week.
A. H. Taisey leaves on Friday
night for Louisville, Ky.to attend the
Supreme Lodge of the A. o. U. w.
L. J. Schlattlnan aud ID. G.
Hammond are in st. Cloud In
attendance at the Congressional con-
vention. 4
Mrs. Ward Stone and child and
Miss Finney leave this week for
visit ut their former home In Good
hue county.
M.P. Morris instituted q legion Of
Select knights, A. o. II. w. at Crook
ston last Friday evening. J. d. Giles
pie assisted him.
Mrs. Munro, widow Of the late
Hugh Munro, Is here with her daugh-
ter and will spend the summer with
Mr.. and Mrs. G. III. Munro.
There will be some big races on
Friday afternoon. Sslkirk, Ensign
and other noted trotters will psrtici-
pate.
As we go TO press, preparations are
being made for testing the new fire
engine. Ithas the appearanceot be-
Ing a good one. The result Of the
test will be given next week.
Here is section of the penal code
of Minnesota to which, the attention
of few In this county needs direct
ing: "Whoeve: deposits or casts in
to any lake, creek or river, wholly or
partly within this state, or deposits
upon the ice of such lake, creek or
river, the offal from or tile dead body
of any animal, is guilty OF INSIDE
meanor, punishable by fine of not
less than one hundred dollars, or by
imprisonment in the county jail not
less than three nor more than six
| months, or both"
The many friends of F. A. yelling
ton will regret to learn that his health
10 in a precarious condition. Mr..
Wellington was unfortunate enough
to get lost before reaching shelter in
the great blizzard of 1880 and has
never recovered from the effects of
the Exposure then endured. Con.
sumption finally took hold Of him
aud he Is now very low. He left
Morris for New. Mexico last Fall hop
| ing to va benefited by the change in
climate, but failing to improve, he
returned north and 10 now in south
western Dakota. .5E.*..
Modern conyenisnces are,apparent.
ly, endless. House cleaning COM
panies are the latest institutions that
are being introduced this year in
larger cities there being organizations
whose possessef men and women in
! wade house with brushes, brooms
and pals, and clean it from top to
bottom as well rs kalsomine it, patch
up the holes In the plaster and touch
it up with paint where 1t is needed.
With all the work taken off the house
keepers hands, house cleaning may
yet come to be an annual luxury in
stead Of an annual nuisance.
| He came into the News office and
said: 'These eastern fellars are
scoundrels aud you ought to show
them up. The old woman and I saw
an advertisement headed Rough on
Fieas,' and that claimed to be sure
death to the little cassss. The fieas
bite like thunder, the old woman said
~. would get ready for them next
wear. We SCI. fifty cents to that
chap, and what do you think we 90. 30.
Nothing but D piece Of sand paper and
instructions to catch the flea and file
his teeth, and that when he found
; that he couldn't bite he would COM
mt suicide. Now, b!gosh, IL don't
consider any man q gentleman that
would do that. Candy News.
. Possibly some OF our visitors are
interested In the habits OF printers.
Here are = few Of the negative ones
as given by the Ink fieadi A Printer
! don't rush to the doctor every time he
, ia ont o. "sorts.n Nor to the baker
when he is out Of api.i Nor to hell
when he wants the ''deviI." Nor to
} the woodpile when he wants a "stick.'
> Nor to the Bible when he wants
: good "rule." Nor to the gun-shop
] when he wants "shooting-stick.
! Nor to the cabinet-shep when Inc
t wants furniture" Nor to the bank
Q when he wants "queins." Nor TO
Girl when he wants q apress.u MOI