New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-23
with polite yawn, SHAKESPEARE wasn't such dsrned
fool, eIiberD-(Puck
THE NEW PINAFoRE.

with polite yawn SHAKESPEARE wasn't such derned
fool, eiibern-(Puck
THE NEW PINAFoRE
After Gilbert.
Captain ClcvelandI the captain Of the frcetrady
crew.
Chorus of Democratic Tars-And right good captain,
Captain C.-You are very, very good, and DO It un
I'm In for reform right through
chorus-wc are very, very good, and bc II under
He's in for reform right through
Captain CT trim back and steer with any boss
An, and ! know how to twist and squirm.
Ana III never take second term. 49,
Chorus-what! neveri
Captain C-No, never!
Chorus-Whati neveri
Captain C.--Hardly ever
Chorus-HardE ever take second termi
Then here's one yell and a smoker, too,
For the oneterm captain Of the free trade crew:
For the captain Of the free-trade crew
Captain Give done my best to satisfy you all.
Chorus-ADd with you We arc all content
Captain C.--Thats everlasting whopper, but :
think II only proper
To return the compliment.
chous-Thats everlasting whoppcr, but he thinks u
TO return the compliment.
Captain CT have made heap Of noise, and I've called
I'm the boys
To warm their frozen toes;
And I've always worn frse-traas clothes. "''''
Chorus-what! alwaysi
Captain C.-Yes, always
[horus-What always3
Captain C.-Wel, recently
Chorus-Hc's recently donncd free-trade elothesf
For the frec-wool captain OF the free-trade crew.
Then here's yell and q smoker, too,
For the captain Of the free-trade crew.
-tsprngneld Union.
To show how quickly news is now transmitted, dis
patch received nom Chicago was posted in consp,c-
uOus letters on The Trbune'sS bulletin board within
minutes from the time of fling in the Chicago
Office.
Mr.: Clif Sanders, former Chicago newspaper re-
Mr. Sanders is the young man who when the southern
Hotel was burning in St. Louis climbed FIRE, escspe
and dragged from her room chambergrl As they
were descending the fre-escape Mr. Sanders asked
her for her name and age and the amount Of her sal
sned to take her back. I'm newspaper man on
The CD he said, and III, Il don't get your ped
up the story of your thrilling escape. I have the
reputation Of being the biggest liar on the St. Louis
press."-(Chicago Mail.
"Tid- Bits' proposes "wIgwamps' as good name
for Democrats who get left. What a wigwamp' Mr.
Cleveland will be next March.
young lady from one OF the hill towns went cut
TO row with her cousin on the lake the other night
oarsmen feather their oars She said she would, aw-
fully but she didn't where he going to get the
eahers.-(Burlington Free Press
That clever illustrated weekly paper, "Tic- Bits
is to DO enlarged and improved and its is to be
changed to Tme' We have no doubt that It will be
in the future has been in the past, good every
time.
"And so you are one Of the brave boys in blue that
rescued the country from destruction In her hour OF
Eyes, / suppose so; though don't think follow
,-bf a
mani | mean that you were soldier In the army OF
'"' Was II That's news to me.'
why didn't hear you telling of the battery you
oeo6 oS v ss Now understand But that was the
battery Of the Mufers Baseball NIne."-(Boston Tran
script
The natives Of Venezuela recently followed a wagon
for week TO see If the hind wheels would catch up
with the front wheels AS they did not do so, they
pronounced the machine fraud.
"Mss Howjames, said the agitated young man
from Jersey City, II you only could look with some
degree Of favor upon mel know express my feel
You certainly do not express them welly, Mr.
Ferguson replied the coIdy critical Boston Young
lady, and Il would be better, perhaps to change the
sublect"-(Chicago Tribune.
The RussoGrcek congregation of San Francisco is
in state of internal turmoil There is sort Of tn
angular fight between three prominent members,
Messr Chelovich, Radovich and Gopchevich, the
question of Sunday picnics. The Russo-Greek
Christians evidently becoming Americ anzed, when
they get up a church quarrel on such question.
This is the season when stories about " freaks Of
lightning appear in the newspapers. During a storm
few days ago lightning struck building IN Penn
sylyania town aud left the date 1880 imprinted
one of the walls Next day the same thunderbolt,
suddenly discovering its error returned to town, and
with one wellalmed blow obliterated the figures
$780," and left 1888 In their place.-(Norristown
Herald.
The metal workers now have organ called "The
Hammer In its articles 1t will aim to hit the nail
on the head.
There Is famous brand of oatmeal called tho
three mnute7 because it takes that length Of time
TO prepare II. But after awhile the manufacturer
Will be wild when rival oamealser breaks the record
and gets out . :43 IA brand. The record may be
broken again and again. until II gets down to :06;
and then the manufacture of this delicious breakfast
cereal will be known aud considered only under the
head nj snorf-(Puck