Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-04-25
A R4CH BOOK.
Scintillating With Sarcasm and Bri1lian
Truth.


Truth.
New York Letter.
Chap. |. "Has Malaria goes to Florida.
Chap. Ii. "Overworked; goes to Eu-
rope.
Chap. III. ''Has Rheumatism ;" goes to
Ems.
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor
! have read deal of sarcasm in my day
out never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained in the above four chaptered
DOCK, written by some anonymous. L sus-
pect the experience portrayed is personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81, Let me give you synopsis:
Malaria" as it states, sis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up a
multitude of i'll feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to IN
Vestlgate. 1t is also a cover for such dis
eases as they cannot cure. When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he has
overWorked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is confession of
ignorance or of inability"
",1he patient goes abroad The change is
tonic and for time he feels better
Comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent
headaches severe colds, cramps, sleepless-
ness, irritability, tired feelings and general
unntness for business are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks of rheumatism
which fits about his body regardless of all
human feelings.
ut is muscular,-in his back. Articular,
in his joints. Infammatory, my! how
he fears it will fly to his heart!
Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course to get
WELL at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his business
Better for few days. Returns. After
while neuralgia transfixes him. He
bloats; cannot BREATHE; has pneumonia;
cannot walk; cannot sleep on his left side
is trettul; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and fabby has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is kill
hGreat heavens" he cries, "why have
you kept me SO long in ignorance?
Because" said the doctor, II read your
fate five years ago. | thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too late !!
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day we'll known Wall Street
banker said to me cit is really astonishing
to me how prevalent Bright's disease is be-
coming Two of my personal friends are
now dying of it. But it is not incurable |
am certain, for my nephew was recently
SHOo NdCll Ills pllS SlCldIlS Sdlu ICCONely
was impossible. The case seems to me to
be wonderful one" This gentleman for
merly represented his government in a
foreign country. He knows, appreciates
and declares the value of that preparation,
because his nephew, who is a son of Danish
Vice-Consul Schmidt, was pronounced i'll
| durable when the remedy, Warmers safe
cure, was begun. Eyes" said his father,
81 was very skeptical, but since taking that
remedy the boy is well"
II happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & IS, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure"
WE'LL | suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means.
L cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice
If my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of other
| remedial agencies. They have no monopo-
ly over disease and | personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
patient should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use Of any 'un-
authorized means"