The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-08
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

WISE AND OIHEh"lSE'
A mans funny bone. we presume, EN-
ables him to laugh in his sleeve
A newly elected Congressman said last
week, speaking of an old fri@nG who had
voted against him. Now there's moth
in mean about me, for when | saw that
fellow suffering with terrible cough. |
forgave his going back on me and told
him to use DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
A great many people hold theories
who can't hold their tOngues.-IOil City
Blizzard.
There are two forms of chronic rheu-
matsm; one in which the joints are
swollen and red without fever, and the
appetite and digestion good; in the 9th.
er the joints are neither red nor swollen
but only stiff and painful, In either
form Salvation Oil may be relied on to
effect cure. 1t kills pain. Prices cents
bottle.
Mr.. FealherIy-'What beautiful teeth
Miss Smith has
Miss Sharptongue-'Yes think her
last set much prettier than her other
The best washing compound of the
day is undoubtedly JAMES PYLE'S |
PEARLINE. 1t cleanses the dirtIest
and most elegant fabric without injury
and with little labor. For sale by gro
GERS.
Fitz-Brown with Indignation Sir,
you have broken your promise
Robinson, compacently:-'Oh, never
mind; ! can make another
Ugly and Hateful,
but couldn't help it. Everything went
wrohg with me and thought hadn't a
friend in the world; dyspepsia caused
this, and for months | couldn't eat any
thing, and just suffered in misery till l
used Sulphur Buffers. Three bottles
cured me.-[D. Lewis, % Bowdoin-St,,
Boston, Mass,
Harry. you should not ask Cousin
John how much money he is worth
that is not polite
4 wasn't trying to be polite. l just
wanted to know
A True Basam.-Dr. Wistar's Balsam
of Wild Cherry is truly balsam. 1t
contains the basamic properties of tar
and of pine Its ingredients are all bal
samic. Coughs, colds, sore throats,
bronchitis, and consumption speedily
disappear under its balsamic influence.
Wen it comes ter de test, it pear like
de smooth an smilin' man dOan hoI out
ez well ez de man dat amt got SIGH er
bright face. De crab apple makes better
cider den de sweet apple do.-Arkansaw
Traveller.
For 30 years have been troubled with
catarrh-have tried a number of rene
dies without relief. A Druggist here
recommended Ely's Cream Balm. |
have used only one bottle and can say
feel like new man. My Catarrh was
chronic and very bad. make this vol
untary statement that others may know
of the Balm. ~. w. Mathewson, claw
yer), Pawtucket, r. |.
Ely's Cream Balm gives satisfaction
to every one using it for catarrhal troub
les G K. Mellor, Druggist, Worcester
Mass.
Apply Balm into each nostril.
A dealer in pears said he had some
real Duchy bangle 'em. 1t took the
purchaser some time to realize that the
pears were the Duchess d'Angouleme.-
Boston Journal.
Boils, pimples hives, ringwOrm, letter,
and all other manifestations of impure
blood are cured by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
A Western editor is wondering how
he is ever going to get his clothes on
over his wings after he gets to heaven.
That editor is borrowing trouble from
! tho nv Ghnn II Snn1n! yIlla
journal.
Thousand Devils
cannot torment one worse than that
arch fiend of disease-Rheumatis At
last a remedy has been found that coun
teracts the rheumatic poison. This pos
itiye cure for rheumatism, is PaIne's
Celery Compound.
IT it were customary in this country
TO confer titles upon men who rank in
literature, what would | be D.? asked a
conceited journalist of his senior.
Baron of ideas, was the terse reply.
I-[Texas Siftings.
The Butter Market
always makes a wide distinction be-
tween butter that is of a rich golden
color aud that which is white and lardy.
Dairymen should always use Wells,
Richardson & Co.'S Improved Butter
/ Color, which will give the gilt edge at
all seasons of the year. Pure strong and
reliable.
Mamma said a little girl of four,
whose father pays very little attention
to the dinner hour, Papa is just like the
moon, isn't he ?
why, my dear ?
Because he comes little later every
night
The extraordinary popularity of Ayers Cherry
Pectoral is the natural result Of its use by all
classes Of people for over forty years. lthas prov
en- itself the best specific for colds, coughs and
pulmonary complaints
a Musical Burglar.-'DId you hear
about the burglar who was arrested this
! moTningY
. No, what for?
For breaking into song
is that so 2
D Yes, He'd got drought two bari
&. when some one hit him with stave.'
Funeral private.-t The Rambler.
4 Take Ayers sarsaparilla, in the spring Of liz
year, to purify the blood, inyigOrate the system
excite the liver to action, and restore healthy
a tone and vigor to the whole physical mechanism
a Remember that quality not quantity, constitutes
the value Of medicine.
The most complete collection OF thu
latest designs IN the newest dress fabrics
r ever gathered together in any city il
}, nov displayed in the dress goods de
a partmeut of Frear's Troy Bazaar, Tn,
aoIoo,ioro for tho nnrinu Of 1899 arc am
d inently different from those of any pas
y season. VIM. II. Fresr is Not et al
9 boastful when he states that he show
h exactly The same quality and style o
- fabrics that are now offered in the lead
ing establishments of London, Paris ant
l. Berlin, as well as the identical style
g that were ordered by the Fashionable
= houses of New York, Boston Philadel