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l4sco stEtrg h4nging car.
y heu t1s yl<ss ~ss raase, Col Rodgers
tsAB,a, ~ - ~ ts1t as rznei sas pro-
fzse a. had shA4lus ara kindly words Il
~slnoua fIss Ns- Y9Tk In.AD co1lt plasnly
see. hg~sver, thzt bs had aTopped Ia upon
tha rlynE fE1end - tie ~roax momsat IL
was. - faaet. 80 cOionels bozy DAY, which,
- regular tang, e'ofr@s % him about slx
tAsnls every s~ss. Ys< InsrO vas mlSrh 10
b. fafkezi q aiad ever sotes - D. compared.
sraIrs =, coslnlon ulserest - Be cfscossed.
aud cofaEaodio<-s, rs'.y appointed puoiisti-
iag holse % - .se.ad ~ ne New Yorker.
he tI1e-i nssfd - - ~, ods the hospis-ols
colouel saIt.
sIOI came almost a thoasanf miles % so
uss, major, znd found uro up - my ears in
busine~@ IL aIeaSs tbs way down here.
However, I'll nrsd TINE enouzh 70 treat you
g. a gentleman shooh oe trcatot There Is
a coanEaltsee waising ca me, iEslds tposnting
to ais private ofioel, a couple of dozen let
tssrs 70 write or dlct2te- aud a big advertls-
ting contract % be revised; but can give
you hAlf al hour, anyhow Como up stairs
IL shoS yOu our plant, and ue can chat a.
We 80 along.
30 nlmbly mounting 2 steam elevator they
went u the roof or lofty buihing. and for
I've minutes gazed, north, east, south and
west, ~ TIE really picturesque municipal
length, breath and boundaries; at tho
suburban LANDSCAPES aad tho tortnons sun
rcacctng river sweep, with tho cleaning,
billOwy ocean beyond Then, floor by floor.
they descended until the outer portal was
again reached and a hearty mutual parting
grasp INDUCED in
Ii WAS while they were slowly coming
down stairs that boy employed in the Office
stepped close 10 tbs' eolonels elbow and
quietly said:
They are waiting for you, sir, TO make a
quorum
''Yes, yes replied the urbane and method
ical colonel, an be with 'en directly. Tel
'sm TO wait for ms-ten minutes"
Another department was shown TO the
New Yorker, and again came a messenger.
This time it was a demure, shiny, Uriah
Heep style Of desk clerk, who spoke with
bated breath and cringing huInbleness His
superior looked at him exactly as he would
at "a cylinder roll OF ordinary blank paper
"lll be therein fifteen minutes, Mr..
| CrookSpine. They must be patient"
He dismissed tho cat treading clerk with
an authoritative wavo Of his hand and turned
into another room. The New Yorker, fol-
| lowing him, felt somewhat compliInented,
| but wisely kept his own thoughts unclothed
/ OF words Finally, the entire upper part Of
| the publishing house bad besn explored. A
visit Was then mado to the cellar, where a
rapid, wob pcrfecring power press al. other
| improved mechanical devices came in for a
share OF admiration As they were on the
stairs leading from the basement 20 the first
hoOr ono of the COMMITTEES men rushed to the
top step and tsrtly exclaimed:
Colonel, we've been waiting twice the
time you sent word 70 Us. What in the
world keeps you SD longF'
'HeIo, general, is that you, HowdyP
said tbe nolchalant colonel Very sorry
my dear air. but L can't be in two places al
once, You know. An, allow me 70 have th'
pleasuroi Gentlemen, you must become &c
quainted- Major. this is one OF our solr
men, Gen. JOB Wilson he owns the larg
est and best noe plantation on our river
and in fifty counties round Is noted for hii
easy, graceful and eourtiy manners. There
you needn't blush, general, for you know a.
well as / do that you arc never in too muci
OF hurry TO forget your native polssness
Shake hands with my newspaper frisnd
Maj Il, OF New York, general Hel
a royal good fellow and has right srnar-
reputation up north. About twice IN quar-
ter of caatuTy be comes to see me. Thef
I devote myself TO him Wal, 1 won't detaiI
you, general, fTprn the committee. Tel 'erE
I'm With ZEN in short order. Say twentJ
minutes, generals
Tho general had nervously-rather spas
modcaily-to1ched the ma jor's fDgar tips
and then fed 70 report progress. After 1
morncnrarT chucklo which shook his gooC
r,arraljar md in. a dry