New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-12
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Henry George thinks that the result Of the locs1
elections proved his wisdom In cutting loose from
the United Labor party, Dr.. McGiynn, on the other
hand is Just hopeful as ever Of the ultimate sue
cess Of the United Labor party.
RELIGION a la Mode.-The Rector-My dear Ms
Worldleigh. you must miss your Church very muchS
Mrs Wo,liieigh-I don't miss my church much
~ you would suppose for make Janet sit at the wa-
dow Sunday morning, and tell me just who are gong
by and how they are dressed.-tJudse.
A lady living in Thirty-eighth-st received n letter
the other day nom friend IN Twenty-fourthst..
which had been fourteen hours in travelling the four
teen blocks. This is specimen Of Democratic fast
mail service.
Revenge.-Miss Cutting latter waltz)-Mr. Avn
wa.d, Will you do me iayor' -,
Mr.. Awkward-With the greatest pleasure
Miss Cut;ing-Well, please waltz with that young
lady standing between the curtains.
Mr: Awkward-why, certainly. Is she particular
Miss Cutting-Yo, indeed! She is my greatest
enemy, and deest her-lBoston Beacon.
Henry waterson reads lecture to the President
that has been surging in his bosom for TO- these many
days. Cheer up Henry Tho blue grass VIII bloom
again. and Kentucky whiskey continue to hold IL
proud place of eniEence.
The young child Of Mr. c. F. Cronberg, OF Coat.
cooke, a few days ago swallowed hsb-hook, which
was concealed IN the centre on candy lOpC U,s
no fatal result. Mr.. Cronberg states that he bought
three Of these balls and that hook . Vas found sur IN
prise for the consumer.-Montreal Witness.
Perhaps after this The public will not put so
much trust in the political foresight of professional
bettors
1t IS said that NJ. Coqueln enjoys playing a
some night stands much more than the dignihfd
mono;ony OF tie Coincide Francaisc
SmjIth-partner, that was mighty powerful ser
mon that minister gave yesterday on business
honesty can name some people In this town who
ought to have heard 1t. By the way, how much
glucose ere you mixing with the sugar nowf
smith-well, perhaps you'd better mako II hali
Piones-Deacon Bari told me that minister was rank
smjiihIs that 500 Well well, don't don't take any
stock IN ina, sort Oh in tbs sugar A. present
-(Springfe Union
a meeting of the General Missionary Council Of the
Episcopal Church will be held in Washington this
week The council will give especial attention to
missionary work among the colorcd people.
Young man, entering store-I see, gig. you have
Proprietor mot liking looks o, applcauo-Ah. {:
mistake! keep that card for use in case Of
burglars. Burlington Free Pess
"The Toronto Empire soemnly informs its readers
that Secretary Bayards own state Rhode Island
captured by the Republicans.
Philadelphia court has decided that # is nbellous
to call young woman daisy" But the susceptible
Philadelphia swain need not be discouraged; he can
call her a duck a goose.
Mr. G. H. Mock who resides near Cameron, says
that Jarrcls Lake, near there. IS the best place TO
in a biting notion any one can take worm ana ruD
il on his finger ami hold his hand in the water and
then by closing the thumb down its head # can be
aiken In without any effort This can b. repeated
lnGucc BIN to leave that section just now-Sylvanis
Gal Telephone.