The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-06-01


Much advice has been written to
says Bel ThistlewAite in the Toronto
Globe. In fact, good many girls are
weary Of reading that aged. but ever
green paragraph winch recurs so
regularly in certain class of family
papers, in which the inquiring youth
Is bidden TO take for wife the patient
creature who wastes an hour or more
in the ehdeavor to wind q snarly skein
without single complaint, who smiles
perpetually whether there Is anything
to smile at or not, and who, after
dancing all night, is accustomed TO
make her appearance at the breakfast
table In an trreproachable toilet. eol-
lar and cuts Of snow whiteness, and
every hair in place. Clearly this Is
expecting too much. Every woman.
no matter how patient she may be, ex-
pariences certain relief in propounc-
ing the word, "Botheratiou,n OF snRAa
of its synonyms. when moro wn
usually annoyed; IL she is sen ble
''her face has serious sweetness an
stead OF being wrinkled up into an
unending and insipid smirk; and, ale
though after any social excess she
win not omit her usual morning bath
and hair-brushing. her chief comfort
thereafter win be found in q loose
wrapper, with soft muslin kerchief at
her throat
The young womar in search Of 8
husband (if such q being exists out
side Of the usual leap-year references
to her) is not so apt to look for SUI
pernatural qualities, and perhaps not
so apt TO find them. IL that inipossi-
bio young lady Is in need Of advice on
this subject let her scan the following
rules:
Observe the manner in which the
object Of your regard treats bis horse.
II be 10 hard driver outdoors he will
be hard driver indoors; IL he lashes
his horse past the object at which il
'slies" he will scOrnfnlly deride your
nervous fears; il he allows it to stand
and investigate the object OF It's dread
he will show q like consideration OF
your foolish fnncies.
Notice the gait Of the candidate for
your favor. II his step is heavy, be is
pronounced In his opinions; II he moves
slowly, he is cautious. conservative.
slow to anger, and ap: to let mis-
thoughts dwell on the past rather than
che futurs; IL he walks rapidly, he
will be sure to '.get there, " providing
he has Clear idea OF the OBJECT aimed
at; If every one turns out for him,
while he keeps straight on" your fu-
ture DAYS with him will be set to the
tune of the line, ''Sure must fight Il
out IL I would win"
But the dinner-table Offers perhaps
the best field for discovery. II this
Hypothetical young man has 3 marked
preference for one Wand, and an
aversion for another, both being
equally innocuous TO the normal
stomach, tho indications are that he
Is q crank; still this is better than
that he should pick dainty AZ every
dish and be dissatisfied with all, as by
these marks Che dyspeptic Is known.
II he puts all his mind on his plate,
with al evident diainclination 20 take
| part in the conversation or notice the
requirements Of those about hiro, be ID
possessed 0f great concentration 0i
purpose, with rudimentarY nosl0ns oi
| good behavior. II this style az dining
reminds you ia ever 50 slight degree
Of that Of the farmer. who goes 70
market at Ia the morning and gets
nothing to eat Until noon, il Is a sure
sign that thsre is nothing odd of eccen-
trio about POUR young man; he be,
longs 10 the great bretherhnod Of
mankind. II he begins an apeedote
with the soup. allows it 70 drag its
weary length through the various
courses and comes 70 q melancholy
end with the coffee there Il ae crime
Of which he may not be capable.
Bachelorho9d Is too good for him. Lei
him be summed as you wonId shnn 4
pIs thence.
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