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The Course OF Material Progress

4 comprehensive view Of the ccOno-
mic changes of the last quarter OF 4
century, and careful balancing OF
what seems to have been good and
what seems to have been evil in res
pcct to results, would seem TO warrant
the following conclusions: That the
immense material progress that these
changes have cntailed has been for
mankiud in general. ACKNOWLEDGMENT,
and not downward; for the better and
not for the worse; and that the epoch
of time under consideration will here
after rank in history rs one that has
no parallel, but which corresponds in
Importance with the periods that sue
ccssiyeiv followed the Crusades, the
invention of gunpowder, the emancipa-
ton Of thought through the Reforma-
ton. and the invention of the steam
engine; when the whole plane of civili-
Zation and humanity rose to a higher
level; each great movement being ac-
coupanied by social disturbances of
great magnitude and serious import.
but which experience proved were but
temporary in their nature and infinite
sinai in their influence of evil in com
parison with the good that followed.
And what the watchman standing on
his higher eminence can now see Is,
that the time has come when the popu-
lation Of the world commands the
means of comfortable subsistence in
a greater degree and with less of effort
than ever before: and what he may
reasonably expect 10 see at no very re-
mote period is, the dawn Of a day when
human poverty will mean more dis
tinctly than ever physical disability,
mental incapacity, OF objectionable
viciousnesS or lazyneSs.-HoR. DaU&i
Il. HciiS. ia PopUiaT- Science 1Nonthly.
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THE VERDICT UNANIMOUS.

". d. SUIT, Druggist, Blppus, md,
testities: 81 can recommend Electric
Bitters rs the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case.
One man took six bottles, and was cured
of Rheumatism of 10 years standing. .
Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville,
Ohio. affirms: "The best selling medi-
cine have ever handled in my 20 years
experience, is Electric Bitters." Thous-
ands of others have added their testi-
mony, so that the verdict is unanimous
that Electric Bitters do cure all diseases
of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood Only
a half dollar bottle at Henry Hinrichs
Drug Store. 2
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Judge Not.

Sister-There is the charming girl
was telling You about
Brother-Horrors! What a sour.
faced old maid,
she Is not only young but pretty,
You have no business to criticise such
a lovely girl as she is on an errand OF
charity and religion
''Eh? Bullock at her.
Il noticed her expression, but hap
pen to know the cause She is the
Chairman of the Tasting Committee to
visit ali the stores and select the fruit
for our strawberry festival. = Omaha
World.
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Uncle docs WheelBarroIy.

According to Edward Eggleston I'm
Gle Joe Is one of the most ingenious
darkics in Washington. The other day
he contrived to make Il rude wheelbar-
row for himself. The morning after
1t was completed he went to try it,
but was disnaycd to find ii gone.
'Iclah 10 @raciousm he exclaimed,
81 knowed dat wah a mighty nice
wheclbarrOw, but / didn't spec il
gwine to run off by its own sc'f."
He presently found it in use in Jake
Turner's garden.
Jake. what yhu doin' wild my new
whcelbarrow, I'd like to know?n
wy, Uncle Joe, 'tain't none NV
yo'rn. Hit belongs to de community.
Fer you to keep it would be a mon
opoly.
''Haint I done made it?n cried I'm
Gle Joe. "An' haint it mine?n
''No, it hain't," said Jake. "Twuz
yo'rn afo' the whell was put on to it,
bat when You put the wheel on it you
done lose it
What de wheel got to do wild it?''
''W'y, you see, | done hear Cun'l
Beck, the Kentucky Senator. say dat
7" 4lCIi a IllEiIl W III Il DO}h NtlZ MS n.
but if he print it 'twuzn't hisn't An
prlntln makes book go, an wheel
makes Wheelbarrow 90. Cunl Beck
said that it wuz a monopoly to give a
man the book he writ arter it was
printed. So sez it's monopoly for I'm
Gle Joe to have his wheclbarrow when
[ the wheel on"
You g'lung," said Uncle Joe, going
off with the wheelbarrow; Il done
made ii, and its mine, wheel or no
wheel. What good is a wheelbarrow
'thout a wheel?''
well, what goods book that You
can't print? An Cunl Beck he said
'Oh. You shet up, Jake. Some Mig
gahs gets so smart it makes 'em fools
An as fur Cun'l Beck, | don't want to
be dis s'pectful, but if he ever said any
sech stuff, | don't reckon he meant ii.
Any way this amt Kentucky, an eff
YOU 60 off with my wheelbarrow agin
ii have You TUX up. You heah. now Pr
a shoemaker, of Atlanta. Ga, has
| just finished the largest pair of shoes
ever made for actual use. 1t took a
| piece of leather containing 1,040 square
inches to make the uPpers. and 1866
to make the soles. That is 5000 square
inches altogether. If that leather were
cut into slips an eighth of an inch
! wide and made into one lone string,
the string would be q, ,00C inches long
| The shoes weighs eight and one-quar-
| ter pounds. The soles are u inches
long, 54 wide and 81 inches deep.
[ That doesn't count the heel, which
would add another inch to the depth.
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Wellington and Waterloo.

a foolish woman in society once ask
ed the duke of Wellington to give her
an account of the battle of Waterloo
oh" replied he, lit is very easily
done. We pummcled them, they pum-
meled US, and l suppose we pdmmeled
the hardest, so we gained the day"
Milford said that Creevy went to the
duke after his return to Brussels from
Waterloo to congratulate him. The
duke rejected congratulation, and said:
1T was dreadful husiness-thirty
thousand men destroyed, and a id
near thing" When the duke was sit
ting to Phillips the latter asked him:
WAS not Your grace surprised at Wa
terloo?n Never till now," he replied.
HaikcS.
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The Idea; ''Don't you think, love, we
had better put a fire escape on our
house, asked a Brooklyn woman of her
husband.
mot much" he repliek; s.the fire
goes out too often as it is.
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NASH NASH

A TTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS AT LAW
N Olice over First National Bank, Eighth 81
EOIIectI0ns prOmplIy attended 70.
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lYM. RAHR'S SONS

pEENEIt AND MASTER, CORNER SIXTH
ID aud Washington streets, South side The
highest cash price paid Tor Barley.
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WILLIAMS HOUSE.

SIRS. A. WILLIAMS PROPRIETOR. Corner Of
vi Eighth and Franklin streets, Mauitowoc.
\ ar-i-eta-S American Hotel, centrally located,
)H"f- every ihIIcement 10 the travelling public.
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G. G. SEDGWICK,

A TToRNEY AND COUNSELLOR At LAW
IA Office in TorrisOu's brick block, north end
SIN sttest bridge, Manilowoc Wisconsin Coilcc
ions promptly attended 10.
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/. S. LuHMANN- NJ ID
CHAS. II. SEEGER.

DHYSiCTAN AND SURGEON. Office AT
4 Residence uf DF. Il. Simon, Hancock street
near the court house, Manitowoc, Wis dels
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j +. d. MA RKHAM,

A TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
N OAIcc, In TOruson's Brick Block, Eighth
street Man tuVtoc. Wisconsin.
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nENTIST. OFFICE UPSTAIRS IN ANDER-
~ sons Block, Corner South Eighth and Quay
streets, ManitpWur, WIS Prompt attention wiil
~ given - FIJI work entrusted 30 me. apr!i-Sl
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Petroleum Fuel.

Considerable progress is being made
in the use of Grade petroleum as fuel
An electric light and power company
in New Orleans has recently substitu-
ted it for coal under five of its fifteen
boilers with such advantages in point
of economy in first cost. in handling
and attendance, and in other ways that
it viii soon displace coal entirely in
this plant. 1T is cleaner than coal,
makes no cinders, smoke, or SCOT, re-
quires fewer men, Is not destructive to
boilers, and admits of keeping the
steam pressure at a fixed point without
variation. The burner used consists of
three pipes, one within the other, the
outer one supplying steam, the mid die
one oil, and the inner one air-the 81 y
ply of each being regulated by valves.
A New York store adyertises as the
newest thing out its "patent children's 5
knee pads" The history of the pads is
interesting 4. Northern New Hamp-
shire woman. with boys who would go
through the knees of their knicker-
bockers and stockings faster than she
could mend them, in q moment of in.
spiration fitted some soft leather
smoothly over the knees of two of her
boys. A summer visitor saw the scheme
and adopted it for her boys. so the
pads went into the world. and now
somebody has patented the New
Hampshire woman's idea, and is max
ing money out of it,
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5. SANDERSON.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. BOOTS
NJ Shoes, Leather, &C, sc. shop on Buualt
Street, near the corner of Eighth Sepairiuq
lcatl and PROMPTLY executed.
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~. scHJITz, MICHAEL KIRwAN.
SCnMIIZ e kIR WAN,

A TTDRNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE IN FKANz's
~ BLOCK, south Eighth Street, M4nitowoC,
Wisconsin. tmayll
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Baltimore counts on a million popu-
latIon ten Years hence.
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ne, come all, and examine the New Invention.
LARGE STOCK Of FIRST GLASS FARM IMPLEMENTS

ARROW
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IhN New Invention

VIII pay for itself in
one season in saving
your sickles and grain.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
THE GERMAN KAISER.
lie Orders Alterations i'm the Imperial
Cr";Tn TO Make 1t Fit HIM.

During some of the leisure moments
winch tic Emperor of Germany has at
+ disposal hc has been oyerhauling the
crown md rcgalia of his house, ana has
ordered a. imperial crown. which he
wears as German Emperor, To be consid.
C.nh.y altered ~ shape. Nor is the i'm
reIh banner or Tue imperial mantle of
tate nsidcrCd altogether satisfactory in
iutr pr cit form, and these two are 10
be changed in several details. Last. and
not !ca>t the Kaiser also found fault with
lie imperial throne which il was lately
Ai. privilege 10 mount, and this too. is to
b apprccloh.y changed in appearance. to
ia 10 mall perturbation he more con.
scryaliyc OF his ma esly sub ,ects. who
tire gong about prophesying all L Is of
evil things which are to befal. him
and his hou if lie dares to CARY out
the proposed alterations. But, despite
1850 The croaking. the Emperor means to
have lis own way, and so far AS the crown
es NJ an rate,it is ne esSary for his own
crsanai Mort that he should do so
tur no. only id he find his head uneasy
!. ttu nc h:t - wear tHc crown ut to
The imperial diadem on his brow for
"a cn IN lime involved positive tor
ic ,,c fat was dis ovcrel when he
8. ,.t o. &c tainted i'll full imperial
anl he orders given for "A dadem
>hHlirallt 10 his imperial head are
nav h.el delivered in the most
81 tor II, inner by his majesty. And
Naiser Wilhelm is right Ger
90 W '.o not sec why an I'm error should
g measured for his crown iuust as he
.uc u 5 t.nic or his boots. He is not
ted io wcar his ancestors hats with.
b.. 20 ration, AMI 10 not know why
3D. outi called on ~ don their d;a.
10 either, or at any rate not until these
.'t.cn;s have Lccn eli in our let out us the
sat OF the case may require.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21

G. T. BROWN, Proprietor.
Chemical Gas.


DR.. +. b. Clark. asst. examiner OF
gas and metallugy L. $. patent Office
says: "This gas is formed by the action
of acidulated water and scrap metal,
such as iron trimmings and filings.
or zine and carbonate of lime, the
product being 'Iydro-Carb0n gas,
intense in the amount of its heat, and
when carbinetted with pure carbon
vapor produces the strongest and most
brilliant gas light known, containing a
very little carbonlc acid gas, and entire
ly free from carbonic oxide, making it
the safest of all known gases. The
generating apparatus is SO extremely
simple that a. boy can handle it, requir-
ing no skilled engineer or gas expert to
produce gas for a dwelling. business
block, town or city, it being made with
out the aid of heat except such as is
made by it in its process of generating.
renders it safe from fire and explosion
The generating apparatus is entirely
automatic, requiring no machinery to
be wound up, watched and kept in re-
pair. making gas only when it is being
used, making fixed gas always ready
for use, and not affected by,,,low tenn
perature, having stood the test of forty
degrees below zero, and is much more
economical than any other fixed gas.
Burners consuming l J Gu. it. per hour
is the largest used. With this small
tip light equal to - candle power is
obtained.
This gas can be conducted through
any system of pipes, and burned in the
ordinary coal gas burner, always ready,
safe and economical, one cubic foot
producing a greater volume of light
than twelve feet of gasoline gas. The
light is so strong that ordinary news
paper print can be easily read at dis
lance of thirty feet from single burn
er and read a paper without straining
or firing the eye This to many may
seem incredible, but the correctness of
the statement is easily established 10y
testing the light when IN operation.
The maximum amount of light for
the minimum amount of cost is what Is
demanded in these days of civil and
political economy and reform.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21

How he uruarea million. Dollar. D.

How he tiHndrei Millions Dollars 10
nrt''s .tr Looked After.
if one Of those giants ahou which we
heard % much In or Younger Gays was
60 develop nodern/ Bill sykes tendency
ami scieci iha treasury department as The
scene of operations, he might make
pretty good hnN. provided the watchmcn
"a. owed him 10 get away.
Suppo 4. he money in the treasury
was piei p IN one room. My giant
burger Nold iind at his hand $534. 900. {.
gin col aud silver $4,000, 900 in
h.nl5. n an additional 500 .0o0 900 in
pcw $ ~ dollars. IL &c happened to time
lNs VISIT wlea the neE silver vault in the
maia courtyard Is full aud silver
stream of > ul.O)) a DAY is steadily flow-
ur n % that great suDterranean treasure
house.
~, ~ is nearly $500, 600. 900. Just think
az mere money than can be found in
s. blnk N europe. The bank of En-
al has only 9l0t 900 o; the Bank of
Luc', 30 ,O0O; the Imperial Bank
al cma1y 2},,0J0,0J0.
i,,, tlt L wad OF 5000, 000, 900 is nomi-
Ht. y "A cha 90 OF james w. Hyatt, the
Il states treasurer. who, by the way,
Nylf Or ght specimen of a Connect.
Ut uuSec NJ. Hyatt has 10 give a
ond o. $40 500 for the safe keeping of
.gt money. not II cent of which lie ever
equally handles but he doesn't stay
,W lroi nlgn;s counting his cash, and
'le cares OF Office sit lightly upon him.
Massive iron safes. imbedIed in solid
masonry, protected Ly time locks and cv-
eU cihc' kind of anti.burglar device
known 10 the ingenuity of man, guard
tus Il, asUre and, N addition, IA force Of
armed watchmen patrol the building
nigh. and day. If Il man wanted 10 steal
any oney out of the tres. sury nc would
tltc "a prctt hard time OF il don't re-
yenbcr aoW Of any attempt of the kind
having ever been made. always excepting
uc nm of +. .. Brady u Co, and some
ot ,he gentlemen Of the same kidney, who
nnn Il II very successful raid But they
ld tn com lat on 1t tn { time, and
nee ga 20 w nave chan ci that
Anyone who uus been abroad is at once
taDN bF tn armed >catc rs rOnstantly on
arI n iIoat o. III goycrnm mt banks.
YOU should napp II 20 na,, h Bank Of
rg!an am nj hi about , O'Clock YOU
E,.lu see "a de'a hucnt OF the Cranadier
d march into he bank. aud there
tAay r main mt O'clock The next
Wo'n.n.. There sat il sentry. not even
m Oh n, a marine. TO be seen anywhere
ound he treasury. bat a. every door
81 >lg.hnt Va,cim IN. and he sAurplv
EBuiZc, all corners especially those
wapare strangers 20 him He doesn't
.o, cry icrtc but the drawer of the
cess az winch he sits contains a heavy
q lis cso,ycr, ami at II givel sirnal he
would Immediately close hi, door and
IAN on guaId. revolver in hand
40 cock The dc,artm Mt IS closed N
.i tor, aa "a IGN. IRON rratin,r serves IN
ruJ een.ial nabI .. Inv ncrsons
.a.r.; .,vi.4ab ,s, az. ta.nnd lifted Al
tcocA Oh" cmn uy.s l,n.e and tho
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
ROUMANiAN WON N.
BSunette in Complexion and Gay 10
HMM Tnrir CnsfnIl..

Bgunette in Complexion and Gay 10
HIanner- Their Customs.
Like all orieuiials, the EoumaniaA wo
men are OF brunette typ'. I heir b'Gcs,
expressive eyes are nearly always bcaun
full and their dark hgir is care u,f
tended. TO the toilet they give mueii d,
tention. Though no darker thun ,ft-t
ern brunettcs, they try nv Il arts 10
whiten their skius using cosmc Ia, 81,
freely that they oft n rain their CON pl.T
ions in youth. In figure they arc MP, q
inclining to plumpness. esp -caiir al, z
early grlhood when lLcy often bccoHe
positively at.
They are cay in manner lkr hc
French. whose socia. customs they ado &C.
Lively in conversation. they ac orucD
brilliant in the salon. e.pccia y .a Vac
ease with which tAey use tac rr,ou,
tongues o. Europe Tor they arc ueN,Y
all 60 oil lirguistS, From early chid.oy,
they are taught TO use several angud- cs.
and il is not uncommon 10 hear ltuc
children prattling alternately in three OF
four. French is, However, the language
OF society.
Young girls Of the higher class are al
ways chaperoned on the strecl and in COM
pany, MARI age, not maturity, being he
only door 10 social freedom As colse-
quence this is early soughl and made a
shield for inlrigues love has rs ii lie 10
do with marriage. as in France nearly all
unions ben e 10 orldiy reasons. Bii
the result is of course immoral. Only the
married woman may listen 20 wo,ds Of
love and she finds her chief amusement a
the society Of her 10 crs. Wien tIe couu
Try was under Turkish rul- rigorou,
watch over young z ris was necessary. fot
they were ireQu nt.y abducted b. vicioG-
pashas OF tue harcm. This IS now relaxed
tor the Dir AIDED Turk rule, no longer ANA
moro oiyilizing inlMnnces ar. an WORK.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
ID al IN G. al IeIs.

u endemic Of cells prevails in Win.
t.. Ton he LAKE from VIII ch tue
,tay- oh aims lis water supply seems to
tti OF he s1uirmng creatures. Many
;..ne' during the last few months thew
hHve got into pipes and have caused much
uu but lley have mpde no organized
- ~, % lac village till now. Within
49, 10 les than dozen water pipes
,... ie u cloggcI, Icccs iiating the ser.
Nl.,.. o. a p.umhcr. several OF the pipes
upaly manufacturing concerns. and the
.nuoFance csuling i therefore most
sei.Oit> hen lie rst sioppage occurred
year uco, tic geo le were much per.
.ol- and ihc,t on IN whose pipes were
lot. d.sp-ni. uci Tins and mon v In
lrt.4ig 10 solve The mystery lie ORD tho
Cii,t Wis disCennec'ei aud iumbo eel
eae eNiri aid Aow when there is any
II ,'..'r !dc ann at Cnce begin to hunt fos
eis
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
AN IMPRovIsED Ala GUN.
Apparently an Emp.y Bottle, bus :;eaiy
a Very Fun One.

Apparen IL an Lmp'y Bottle, bus ssea. "
Very Full one.
1t is generally known tha ar i, an
elastic substance, but Few p sous have
any idea how extremely sens t'v t j. -
pressure. A New YORK reporter had the
TACT impress ell upon him by the humor-
Gus demon lrltion of pro es,or OF pIy
sics whom he had called upon in n
iege laboratory.
"N here shall p'a this empty DO,
tlrT' asked the Or IT, g; SAou8 e H.si Il 10.
taking ON tie tiaic II ~ utI lpi
Re. which rad been II ci IN soalt ctp
ment eli 4 thr O,a
Take care, thaJ Jae|e j. not cmp'"
replied the pr fe.sor, carefully la.i4a sr
lu.le from hm &c Dcrc is saiac. .-
cry powerful IN ID % tui OK d.,
mail cork from tie drawer go Lo...u.
he bottle ~ horizontal po ,an Ire
he cork IN The neck aId sad to ga 49,
-is'ant: blow hit cork uto nc boz g..
we ii see X there j, room Tor it, 4 ht
boy brought his mout, lite near t.;"
opening where the CORK wa, 10 sc Y ls-t.
and taki3g IA long breath gave -u 90
pun. To his great II PRISE tie corr, Co.
stead of falling into the bottle tr,mh.bl
moment where ii las ana tHtn wa loo.
bly, blown into MS face.
You see. explained the pro 'rs.nr
with hugh. "iual both, is not empty
1t is so full of air That no more con Uc
blown in o it, The only effect of blow
ing against the CORK Wa 10 compress the
mir behind it, which is 20 ella tic tliat The
moment the pressure was removed II cX
panied quickly and forced tie cork out
Of the neck apparently against tie cur
rslt I ON your iungs Nhel you tn iiir
TX eriment with your friends you mgs.
e. that the neck O. t..c b1,-ie - tCr,r..-.t
dry or the cork viii adhere 10 /. aal -35i
the fun {"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
Don't Experiment.

You cannot afford 10 waste time in experiment.
ing when your lungs are in danger, Cpnsump
ion IL always AT first only cold DO not permit
any dealer To impose upon you With some cheap
imitation OF DR. King New Discovery for con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds, but he cure you get
th, genuine Because he can make more profit
hs may tell you he has something just "a good or
lust the same Don't be- deceived. bat inst Z on
getting DR. Kings New Discovery. which IL
guaranteed Ia give relief IN all Throat. Lung and
Chest affections Trial bottles ire at h. -
Webb's Drug store Large Bottles 81.
a Sound Legal Opinion. o
r. Bainhridg- Munday Esl., County Atty.
CLAY TO, Texas Stys; Have used El-etr,
Bitters with most happy results My brother
also was very low with Malarial Fever and
Jaundice. but was cured by timely use Of this
medicine Am satisfied Electric Btters saved
his life."
Mr. ID I. wcoxson. OF Horse Cave. KY. adds
. like testimony. saying: lie positively believes
be would have died had Il not been for Electric
bitters.
This great remedy win ward on. "a well 40
cure all Malarial Diseases and for all Kidney.
Liver and Stomach Disorders stands unequaled
Price SOC. and 81 ss B. wcbb's Drug Store.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
For First Place

y great amount OF political cnrincerin will
b. q me lay friends uf cand dates To- secure for
th' W man the INST place ON the ticket, and the
best mnn Vii pry badly secure the coveted
&C. lncn II endorsed by the majority OF
TIL people the election is assured Electric
b'icis MS To- "a pm 90 tie ftout it, merits
n'Ss'n upon. has teen Nduiscd. and uuani-
ine'sC GlNeh the first p.pcc among remedies
ln'' llafN 'uls lcd - tir relief and cure ut
~ us' aS..s ut hldncys. Liver aud Sioma, h.
ntc'r.c ilttcl~. being g,.n,aut,cd. T. u safe
NV tlg'n ~. Piic" &C. AID II Ter bottle at u
; Webb ,uug slor1. 3
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-12-21
Before ana Alter.

In courtship: "Wbat makes the stars
80 dim To night" she asked Your ewes
$50 bright TREY oulsIIinc them, " he said
he ten crly pressed her and After
ripg, IL wonder how many teIe.
.aph poles it would take to reach the
% ,on?' 81, 1yilc'l. musjugy. "One. if il
f1.s lcny crns.h." lac snapped: why
aan't ,ua ;a,s. cilSey"