The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-01-12

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No, Augustus, won't: I'm no gas
meter.
| A party paid ten dollars for a horse at
au auction sale, The horse was lame,
bruised all over had the scratches, and
was terribly CALLED. A bottle of Saliva
ton Oil, costing % cents, was used and
in two weeks you would not have known
the animal. 1t is now valued at 5000.
Customer. in the restaurant--The last
time | was here | found hair in my
soup.
Waiter, coniiiently-Yes, sab l done
took EN- all out
Having been troubled with a throat af-
lection for 10 years, and having been
under the treatment of some of the hest
physicians without experiencing any re.
lief whatever, | concluded to try DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup-the first dose re-
lIeyed me and a twenty-five cent bottle
cured me.-W, T. WAMBLING, 1874 Fay
cite ST., Baltimore, Md
Enjoy slape. is it, How could |. I'd
like ytV to tell me The mint | lay
down lm aslape, an'the mint I'm awake
have to get up. Where's the time for
enjoyin' it to come IN?
Sick headache is really cured by
Hoods SarsapariIla, which tones and
regulates the digestion, and creates an
appetite.
saw you at the theatre, last night.
jack
No, did you: What did you think of
the little party with me:
Too much hustle and not enough girl,
said Gus, critically.
A distressing cough often causes the
friends of the sufferer az much pain as
the sufferer himself, and should receive
immediate attention. DR.. Wistar's Bal
sam OF Wild Cherry speedily cures
coughs, colds, influenza, sore throat, &C.,
and in many well attested cases it has
affected perfect cure of consumption,
A new hustle patented by Kansas
man, just come into use, with blow off
and safety valve. When the wearer
sits down the air escapes up her spine
lOosens her corset strings and blows her
bangs into the most fashionable pose.-
When she stands up the action tightens
the strings and expands her hustle.
whistles to her dog and sticks pin into
her drowsy escort.
The breath of chronic catarrh pa
tient is often so offensive that he cannot
go into society, AMI he becomes au OBJ
Ject of disgust After time liberation
sets in, the spongy bones are attacked,
and frequently entirely destroyed A
constant source of discomfort is the
dripping of the purulent secretions into
the throat, sometimes producing invet-
crate bronchitis. which in its turu has
been the exciting cause of pulmonary
disease. The brilliant results which
have attended its use for years past
properly designate EIy's Cream BALM as
by far the best, If not the only real cure
for hay fever, rose cold aud catarrh.
Plantation Phlosophy:D sorter char
ity dat is only drawed out by de fack
dat de pusoen what needs hep long to
de same secret s'ciety dat herself does, |
amt de sor!er charity de Lawd lubs,
sLEIGHISG PARTIES.
are just the thing for January, but you
cant enjoy the cold ride If feeble from
debility. Paines Celery Compound has
made new men out Of thousands whose |
brains and bodies from overwork or
dissipation. were failing them.
Bank checks will count up a good
deal faster than potatoes, but il you
wan to be free and happy it is a great
deal better to raise potatoes than bank |
checks for living.
OUR BABIES.
How they are loved! Keep them fat,
healthy and happy by using Lactated
Food. 1t is easily digested and, when
prepared for use, is identical with |
healthy mothers milk. 1t is both the
best and most economical food.
Give me some particulars about the |
fauna and fora of your region. said
Boston lady to Florida hotel keeper.
And the poor man hemmed and hawed |
and finally said: We get our meats di-
rect from New York, and set the best
table ever seen in the place.
No sufferer from airy scrofulous diseases. who
will fairly try Ayers Sarsaparilla, need despair
Of n cure. This remedy purgcs the blood Of all
impurities, destroys the germs OF scrofula, and
infIIses new life and vigor throughout the phys
cal organization
1t is permissible for ladies to appear
in the streets with cats. Thew must b. I
shaggy, long haired cats, as big as fat
pugs and costing more than thousand |
ordinary back yard cats would fetch
They are decked with collars and car
ried in the arms, because, no matter
how aristrocratic and costly cat is, it
will not suffer itself to be led by a string.
Stop that cough by the use OF Ayers Cherry
Pectoral-the hest specific for all throat and lung
diseases. 1t will allay Inflammation, aid respira-
ton and strengthen the vocal organs. Ayers al.
manacs are free to all, Ask for one