Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-04-23
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The only dairy which does not water to ex-
cess is the dromedary.
The exhausted and drowsy feelings, common to
spring time indicate impure and sluggish condi-
ton of the blood, which may be renedled by the
use of Ayers Sarsaparilla 1t is the most power
full and, at the same time, most economical blood
purifier known.
Our pocket-book is now in such feeble condition
that it cannot stano a loan.
"a Wonder of Medical Science, - may well be
applied to DIR. Wistar's Basam of Wild Cherry. 1t
is nearly ha u century since this remarkable RENE
dy was Introduced to the public, and yet the imme-
date and enviable reputation which it gained by its
wonder tul cures of coughs, iLfuenza, consumption,
and all bronchial compl ints, is to this day fully
sustained.
When Mr.. Hamlet remarked, eye, there's the
rub he is supposed to have just got off railroad
train with cinder i'll his optic.
| "a God-send is Ely's Cream Balm" writes Mrs
NJ. A jackson, of Portsmouth, n. Ii. 81 had ca
tarrh for three years! Two or three times a week
my nose would bleed. thought the sores would
never heal Your Balm has cured me-"
81 was "a sufferer from catarrh for fifteen years,
with distressing pain my eyes. The disease
worked down upon my lungs. L used Ely's Cream
Balm with gratifying resu ts Am apparently
cured."-Z. c. Warren, Rutland, VT.
Old lady Ito tramp who has asked for something
to eat)-"What kind of victuals do you mostly get
when you beg a blte?" Tramp-"Cod shoulder,
ma'am.''
As hair dressing and renovator, Ayers Hair
Vigor is universally commended. 1t eradcates
dandruff, eruptions of the scalp, nvigorates
and beauties the hair, and prevents its fading
turning gray.
Little tour-y ear-old Cora did not want to learn to
read, and her mother asked her what she would do
if she were unable read when she grew up. "Ill
get my husband to read 10 me- was the reply
Found Dead in Bed.
How often we hear or read of some that has
retired in apparent good health that has been found
dead in bed on the following morning. Anti-Apo
plectine, remedy recently placed the market.
is the only known ap plexy preventive and paraly-
sis cure. Should you suffer from dizziness pres
sure in the head. pain around palpitation OF
heart. numbness prickly sensations of limbs,
procure of your druggist bottle OF this remarkable
medicine and you will get relief. If you skep-
teal, send stamp to DIR. F. 5. Hutchinson & Co.,
Enosburgh Falls, VT, and they will send testimo-
mails that will convince you.
Mother Ito wavward young son)-"Tommy, why
don't you say your prayers like your sister Alice?"
Hayward son-''I would, mother, if knew short
prayer like Alice says tWell, what is it that
Alice says?" ''why, she jumps into bed and says:
50, Lord! wish L had new bonnet.'''
A Sensible Man
Would use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and
Lungs. 1t is curing more cases of Coughs, Colds,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and all Throat and Lung
troubles than any other medicine. The proprietor
has authorized any druggist TO give you sample
bottle free yJu of the melit of this great
remedy. Large bottles 5oc and 81. l4-l'
wealy believe it it'll the mission of make
fools of nth men," Miss Bondclipper-"Yes, and
you have idea. Mr. Vanderclam. how yexed we
are to find that nature has often forestalled u.s.,
Champion Short Hand Writer.
Mr. A. .. White. the we'll known author
of - Whites Photography" famous az
the Champion Shorthand Writer of the
World, received the first prizes in the in
ternational contests at London, Edinburgh,
Paris and Berlin; he came near being per-
manently disabled by rheumatism. His
recovery by the use of remedy infallible
in curing heumatism and ali blood diseases
is told in a letter from his offi"e, OF WASH
ington ST.. Chicago, dated June 90, 1887.
He writes:
"Your remedy has done wonderful SER
vice fer me For the past five years /
have been troubled with rheumatic pains.
"My right hand had become almost use
less and was gradually losing speed as a
shorthand writer A friend of mine, Dr.
Ded rich, advised me Of your remedy. I
used dozen bottles of S. S. and am now
entirely recovered. I shall n yer cease to
commend your ex client medicines, and
wish you much sue ess.
Yours truly, A s. WHITE
And here is anot, er witness:
"Di STON, Ark. AUGUST, 18th, 1887.
g Last spring was dangerously afiicted
with er, sip las, and my life was despaired
of by my physicians. As a last hope
tried 5. 5. and found relief, and
in two weeks was able to attend to my
business. | used five bottles
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