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The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
Eastern summer Resorts.

During the coming season the Ohio &
Mississippi railway will have on sale in
st. Louis round trip tickets at low excur-
sion rates to White Sulphur, Red Sui
phur, Old Sweet, Salt Sulphur. Chaly-
beate, Rockbridge Alum, and other min
eral springs and resorts in the YirSinias;
Deer Park and Oakland in the
Alleghenies, and Lake Chautau-
qua in Western New York.
The Ohio & Mississippi railway
is the only line from st. Louis by which
these celebrated resorts can be reached
in palace sleeping coaches without
change of cars. Deer Park, Oakland
and Lake Chautauqua are on the direct
route of our through sleeping car lines
to the east, and early in June this com
pany will begin running n line of ele-
giant sleeping cars between st. Louis
and White Sulphur Springs without
change. Those who take sleeper only
during the night uns are i'll no wise dis
commoded, as changes are made in
union depots at Cincinnati and Louis
vile. No other line from st. Louis can
offer the advantages of the Ohio & Mis-
sfssippi railway in train service and
quick time to the eastern summer re-
sorts. Round trip tickets from all points
west will be on sale at Offices of connect
ing lines. In purchasing see that they
read via o. & NJ. R'y.
st. Louis offices, 101 and 1903 n. 4th
St, under Planters House, and at Union
depot.
For further information address A. j.
Lyle, Gen'l Western Pass'r Agt., st
Louis, No.
Hats pa 10 soma mon Iona faIt wapts
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
a C~ood-Hearted But Clumsy
CobbIer.
Pittsburg Disratch.

flttsburg DlsEatch.
DR.. Mitchell OF Liberty, Mo-, owned
a small flock of turkeys last sprina
The hens were all placed in coops anu
on their nests to hatch out their
broods. The remaining old gobbIer
was left alone on the outside and
looked sad and melancholy, at times
appearing as though he felt sighted.
He stayed around a few days, but
finally wandered off down among
some smart weeds about 200 yards
away. Several days later he was
discovered in the weeds on u guinea's
nest he had found. He was removed,
but quickly went back and remained
at his chosen post of duty until nine
little guineas came from the eggs.
When they were big enough to run
about the old gobbler acted as their
guide, but instead OF being a protect
or his feet were so large he tramped
them to death one by one.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
A 0uicIk Crnn.
CONVERTING A LOAD OF MUCK INTO MONEY.

N N, ah'ON ANAo
Washington ID. c. Star, May q.
Farmers know well enough that q
grain of wheat planted in q good rich
soil will bring forth q multitude of
grains, but it seldom happens that a
dollar planted even in the purest of Ger
~tilizers will produce as rich n harvest as
that reaped by q Washingtonian the
other day. A Star reporter happened
yesterday TO meet Mr.. j. w. Yates at
his sales stables, 612 G. street, and while
there some inquiry was made as to his
good fortune in securing a prize of $15,-
600 from the Louisiana Lottery ut the
last drawing. Mr.. Yates seemed per-
fectly willing to talk about his good
luck.
"a colored man came into my stables
n few weeks ago." he said, 'and paid
me for a load of manure / had sold him
some days before. He gave me a dollar
and with this in my pocket 1 was on the
street q little while a~fterward, when l
met q fellow whom / know with some
lottery tickets to sell. L buy one occa-
sionally, and so, happening to think of
the dollar, which was as good as won, |
told him to give me a ticket. He pulled
one from a bundle and / paid him for it
and put 1t in my pocket. The drawing,
pelleVe, TOOK place on the 9Th OF this
month, and when the paper came out
with the lists in | glanced at them, but
without thinking of my ticket. In fact
L was looking for news from the Pimlico
races. with an idea that perhapsI might
have won $16 for 81 one one Of the
races. OF course | saw that the ticket
numbered 90, 1915, which was the num-
Der on mine, had drawn the capital
ngIUn of 01E0 nm III 80 11,4x,o flan
that it amounted to anything, but L
took the ticket down to the bank and
told them to put it in with my deposit
and if there was anything in it there
might be some good holding on to it.
The money came a few days afterward
"a New Orleans National bank check
for 15,000-my ticksv drawing one
tenth of the capital prize. 1t came by
the Adams Express, and l paid the
charges and got the money. That is
the whole story"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Malherbe, the gifted French author. de-
clared that of all things that man pos
sesses, women alone take pleasure in be-
ing possessed. This seems generally true
nf the swester sex. Like the ivy plant, she
longs for an object to cling to and ove-to
look to for protection. This being her
n~rerogative, ought she not to be told that
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
physical salvation of her sex? 1t banishes
those distressing maladies hat make her
life a burden, curing all painful irregulari-
ties, uterine disorders, inflammation and
liberation, ~prolapsus and kindred weak
nesses. As a n~ervine, it cures nervous ex-
haustion, p~rostration, debility, relieves
mental anxiety and hypochondria and
promotes refreshing sleep.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

by local applications, as they can not
reach the diseased portion OF the ear,
There is only one wa to cure deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an infiamad condi-
ton of the mucus lining of the Ehstachain
Tube. When this tube gets infiamed, you
have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing. and when it is entirely closed Deafness
is the result, and un.ess the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to
it's normal condition. hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out Of ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing butts al
infamed condition OF the mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Deafness (caused by Catarrh)
that we can not cure by taking Halls Ca
tarrh Cure. Send for circular, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
ES-Sold by Druggists, rs cents.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment has
cured Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles
when all Others have failed. 1t absorbs
the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts
rs a poultice, gives instant relief. DR..
Kinks German Pile Ointment is prepared
only for Piles and Itching OF the private
parts, and nothing else. Every box is
warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by
mail on receipt Of price, S1.00 per box.
Sold by Goodman Drug Co., Omaha. Neb.
A new nat does not take the shine off an
old coat.
A clock never breaks any laws, but it's
always doing time.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
Consumption surely Cured.

7 q The EultOr:-
Please inform you readers that have
a positive remedy for the above named
disease. By its timely use thousands OF
hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. shall be glad to send two bottles
Of my remedy FREE to any OF your readers
who have consumption if they will send me
their Express and P. o. address.
Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c.,
1S1 Pearl St., New York.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Andrew Nelson, a pioneer aged fifty-two,
was killed by the passenger train at Huron
Lake, Mimi. Coroner Heffefinger came
Lakelield and held an inquest. The
jury returned II verdict in accordance with
the above facts.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
S;JACOBS OIL.
FOR SWINE.
CURES -
Hog Cholera and all
Diseases of Hoge.

RGENER4L DIRECTTONS.-Use freely
In the hog swill. Ifthey will not eat dre7oa
with milk into which q snail quantity Of
the Oil is put.
Sold By Druggists and Dealers EUervtphers.
THE CHARLES A. VoGELER CO.. Baltimore. Nd,
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Wicked Macbeth, who murdered good
King Duncan, asked this question in his
despair. Thousands of victims OF disease
are daily asking: What will scour the
impurities from M blood and hcing me
health?" DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery will do it. When the purple life
tide is sluggish, causing drowsin ess, head
ache and loss Of appetite, use this wonder
ful vitalizer, which never fails. 1t forces
the liver into perfect action, drives out
superfuous bile, brings the glow OF health
to the cheek and the natural sparkle to
the eye. All druggists.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
Serving goat for spring lamb is not the
The New Craze Among the Women.

The New Craze Among the Women.
Probably no one thing has had such a
bitter fight for it's life as the Moxie. Its
remarkable popularity endangered the
markets OF other leading commodities OF
its kind, and they united to kill it; but it
is coming out on top. You can't beat a
thing that the women commend. They
literally swarm after it, because it sup
ports o%veEwork, and helps nervousness
and the tired feeling SO quickly, keeps
them off while o~verworked, and leaves no
more harm thar common food. At first
it was counterfeited badly. Now the
courts have put a stop to that.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

When everything else fails, DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy cures.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Fsed E. Gitchell, who took a course
at Elliott's Business College, Burling-
Ston, a., is now cashier of the bank at
Center Point, la.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
BiIiousness

IL more general AZ this reason than any other. The
bitter taste. offensive breath. coated tongue. sick
headache. drowsiness. dizziness and loss of appetite
make he victim miserable. and dissgreeable TO 9TH
crs. Hoods Sarsaparilia combines the best anti
bilious remedies OF tho vegetable kingdom. In such
proportion a. 10 derive their best medicinal effects
with the least disturbance to the whole system. This
preparation is 50 well balanced In its action, upon The
alimcntary canal, the liver, the kidneys. the stomach.
the bowels and The circulation CT the blood. that 10
brings about = healthy action OF tho entire human
organism, restores the appetite. and overcomes that
tired feeling.
Hoods SarsapariiIa
Sold by all druggist4 OIL; elk for e. Prepared only
by c. l. HOOD & CO. Apothecarles. Lowell, Mass
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
what Drug WiII ScOur These En-
gIish Hence IS

Attorney General Garland is said to
have worn the same hat for twelve years.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

The man most looked up to-Ths one in
the moon.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Men who are constantly cutting up
Butchers.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
A Pleasure Shared by Women Only.

The book agent should wear a canvas
suit.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
Deafness Can,t he Cured

Chaska to his bride-"Haill Fellows!
we'll matt
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

The Prince of Wales, it is said, made
S7O,0 600 by backing Ayrshire for the
Derby.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
Sure Cure for Piles.

Merritt will tell; even in strawberry
baskets the best rise to the top.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

That women carry pet dogs around who
would scorn to wheel a baby carriage.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac Thomp
cons Eye Water. Druggists sell II, &c.
That Vanity fair very rarely furnishes
friends in need"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

When second childhood comes, q man
forgets he is old.
Whiskey is expensive. 1t costs u man
dollars and sense.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
AS 3 so othing
and

-wzuz-w As 3 soothing
4 Soothing n ae1 fa"orils
EEEuILE Qualed and is invaluable
NHlI.las. in allaying and subdu-
ing nervous cXcitabil-
ity, irr1tability, exhaustion, prostration,
hysteria, spasmS and other distressing,
nervous symptoms commonly attendant
upon functional and organic disease of
the womb. 1t induces refreshing sleep
and relieves mental anxiety and de-
spondcncy.
DIR. Piercc's FaVorite Prescrip-
ton is a legitimate medicine,
carefully compounded by an experienced
and skillful physician, and adapted to
woman's delicate organization. 1t is
purely vegetable in its composition and
perfectly harmless in its effects in any
condition Of the system.
sEzxzrzzzz~ In pregnancy, ia
A Mothers = Ot ano sh5sESI'p eO4aial, =
relieving nausea, weak
I.ngnlEj ness of stomach and
eoLHIats other distressing symp-
toms common to that
condition. II its use is kept up in the
latter months of CESSATION, II SO prepares
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
CURES The
W0RsT CASES.
TF1E WRONG DISEASE.

as they imagine, one from dyspepsia, another from heart disease.
ION, or prostratlon, another with pain here or there, and in this way
erent, or oyer-busy doctor. separate and distinct diseases. for which
men. N reality, they are all only symptoms caused by some womb
SouraSes ms practice until large bills are made. The suffering
aasEy, wrong treatment and consequent complications. A proper
tead of prolonged misery.
aU..- Mrs. Ed. NJ. CAMPBELL of Oakland. Cali
b WIRE fOrnfd. writes: IL had been troubled air
ny life with hystercal attacks and par
4 b0nI EUIE1nYp 4 oxySms, or spasmS. and periodical recur-
iHsm oHIhV hHia' 4 rences of severe headache. but since ! have
hwEE~2 been using YOUR 'FayOrtc Prescription 4
have had none of these. / also had womb complaint so bad that
I could not walk two blocks without TIE most severe pain. but
before T had taken your 'Fayorte Prescription two months. I
could walk all over the city without inconvenience. All my
troubles seem to be leaving me under, the benign influence OF
your medicine. ard / now feel smarter than for years before. My
physicians told me that / could not be cured. and therefore you
for me and NAV God bless your your good works"
Later. she writes: II is now four years since / took your 'Fe-
vorito + rescription,' and 1 have had no return Of the female
trouble i had then"
Well az 4 Ever was-Mrs. JOHN sTEwART, OF ChiPpsuT
Fails. Wis writes: 81 wish to inform you that l an a wen (
ever was. for which I thank your medicines. ! took i3ur ooIue-
of the 'Favorite Prescription and one bottle OF your discovery
and four bottles of the Pellets All Of the bad symptoms nav
disappeared. / do all my own work; am able 70 o on my ( III
day. Ny friends tell me / never looked so weA-
~ Fdrorise Prescription is Sold by Druggists ue orc
Orer! Large Bottles 500, SES for $500.
~ Send ten cents in stamps for DR.. Pierces large. illustrated
Address, Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
No. 63 Main Street, BUFFALO, n. Y
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
TREATING

LIE ali pTtSSuG dllAt W IcLISS c SHu LHcI tdoS- BOhS GHu I1ul
he prescribes his pills and potions, assuming them to be such, "
disorder. The physician, ignorant of the cause of suffering, e
patient gets no better, but probably worse by reason OF the d
medicine. like DR.. PIERCES FAvORITE PRESCRIPTION, directed {
polling all those distressing symptoms, and instituting comfort in
70 PHYSICIANS = 5 5@s.Stai H Saz:t ssy5 from SF HEs-tyy saEs az sEES;T1
kAUE1 4 Having exhausted the skill of three physi-
iHiILDs clans, | was completely discouraged, and so
NA-w weak | could with difficulty cross the room
using the local treatment recommended in his Common Sense
Medical Adviser / commenced to improve at once. In three
months 1 was perfectly cured, and have had no trouble since. /
wrote a letter TO my family paper, briefly mentioning how nv
health had been restored, and offering TO send the full particulars
to any one writing me for them, and enclosin1 q strmpedsnrsi0nc
for reply. / have received over four hundred letters. In reply.
l have described my case and the treatment used. and have ear,
nestly advised them to do likewise From a great many I have
received second letters of thanks, stating that they had COM
menced. the use OF Favorite Prescription had sent the Si.5O
required for the Medical Adviser and had applied the local
treatment so fully and plainly laid down therein, and were much
better already"
9etroyerted Womb.-frs. EVA KoBLER, of Crab Orchard.
neO; wrliesi u y; Pierces Favorite Prescription has done me a
great, deal OF good. l suffered from retroversion of the uterus.
for which L took two bottles of the 'Favorite Prescription and I
am now feeling like q different woman"
Doctors Failed.-Mrs. F. CoRwTN. of Post Greek, N. 7,
writes: Il doctOred with three or four OF the best doctors in
these parts. and | grew worse until / wrote to you and began
using your 'Favorite Prescription I used three bottles of it
and two of the Golden Medical Discovery also one and a half
bottles Of the 'Purgative Pellets l can do my work and sew and
walk ai | care TO. and am in better health than ever expected 10
be in this world again. 1 owe it all to your wonderful medicines"
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
DIR. Pferce's Favor
lite Prescription is the
| 4 POWERFUL
| Tonic.

worn out" run down. debilitated
teachers, milliners, d~ressmakers, seam
stresses "shop-girls,' housekeepers, nurs-
ing mothers, and feeble women generally,
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
greatest earthly boon, being unequaled as
an appetiZing cordial and restorative tonic.
food, cures nausea, weakness of stomach,
indigestion, bloating and eructations of gas.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Mira. E. F. MORGAN, of No. II Lexington St.,
was a dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles.
Having exhausted the skill of three physi-
clans, | was completely discouraged, and so
Waak | could Wifh diffnrlIfY nrncr Tho rnnn,
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

~. as they imagine, one from
stlon, or prostitution, another
Idcrent, or over-busy doctor,
when. in reality, they are all
his practice unit
delay, wrong treatment and
to the cause, would have ent
lstead of prolonged misery.
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16
TEE OUTGROWTz 0E a VAST EXEEELEnGCE.

mic weaknesses and distressing ailments peculiar to females, at
'rded a vast experience in nicely adapting and thoroughly testi
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

"FavOrife Pre-
~scriptiOn'' Is q
positive cure for
the most complicated
ard obstinate cases
of ~leucOrrhea, or
.. whites - axcaEcfr-l
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Mrs. Ed. NJ. CAMPBELL. of Oakland, Call
fOrnfd, writes: II Lad been troubled air
my life with hysterical attacks and par
oIysms. or spasrns. and periodical recur
rences of severe headache. but nee ] have
The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, 1888-06-16

Hats are to some men long felt wants
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-14

Lamar knows how to make others work
and he has order for others though he has
not the practical ability to take care of his
papers himself. lie is like Beck in this, and
he keeps his most precious documents in a
When he wants paper he stirs up the pile
until he finds it, and he shakes his name in
rage if any one ties up his papers in bundles
He works like cart horse, or, rather, like
blooded mare in tread mill. He will Jump
at his work and rush along until be almost
drops from exhaustion. Then he goes TO
sleep and rests like a baby for ten or twelve
hours at a stretch and awallcs as fresh as a
daisy. He has tired out all the men around
the department and kept several secretaries
busy.
Sometimes he would think he was sick and
then he would retire to his house and have
himself denied to all callers His papers
would be sent there to him and his shorthand
man would he with him. He would work
lying down, and. his secretary tells me- would
do more than at the office. At the interior
department he had little room in "a secluded
part Of the building to which he often slipped
to get away from his callers and it was here
that his hardest work was done He was Il
good dictator, and he ratified off his opinions
and letters at POO words a minute walking
up and down the floor as he did so. Now and
then he would tear the air with his hands as
he gestured in accordance with the thoughts
that he uttered, and some of Lamar's best
speeches were thus made to his stenOgrapher
Prank q. Carpenter in New York World
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-14
CONCLUSION,

AS the dawn broke in the east that Thurs
day morning, Philip Breton stood on tho
deck of the steamer Salvador. The look Of
feverish watchtulness, that had never left his
face for SO long, was gone at last The great
fear that had chased smiles from his lips, had
given place to a great hope. A divine calm
and peace had come at last upon his soul.
Fate had seemed invincible. He had pitted
his beautiful mills and his home and his
hopes of glory against it, all for the love of n
woman who had no heart for him He had
conquered, and he did not begrudge the
price, this royal lover; for he had Won the
love of his bride at last
Below in her stlteroom, weary with her
unwontel cxCiten ent, Bertha was sleeping;
sleeping like IA child unconscious OF the terri.
BILE peril and infamy she had escaped by only
SO much as a hairs breadth. The hurryinG
ship rocked her gently in the great cradle of
the deep and bore her to lands of undreamed of
beauty; where the light Of new eternal love
would be on everything.
THE END,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-14

Many women are prevented by feelings
Of deicacy from consulting a physician
in those disorders arising from functional
derangemcnt of her peculiarly delicate
organism, aud the most serious results
are often caused by this neglect. To
such persons DR.. Piercc's Favorite Pre-
scripuon is an especial boon. Ms it offers
a sure and safe cure tor all those distres
sing disorders to which women are pccu
liarly subject while it saves a modest
girl or woman from the embarrassment of
personal consultation with physician.
"Favorite Prescription" is the only med
icine for womsn's peculiar weaknesses
and ailments, sold by druggists, under u
positive guarantee from the Manufacture
ers that it will give satisfaction in every
case or money will be refunded. See
guarantee on bottle wrapper.