Morris tribune., 1888-06-27

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position.
George HI. Randall, of Brooklyn, Is
in town the guest Of his cousin, the
editor of this paper.
e. J. Jones and wife, D. r. Suther-
land and wife, J. D. Good aud c. l..
Brown are in Duluth this week.
Are you going any where July 4th ?
If so do not forget the low rates via
Manitoba line. 2ot2
Special services for :children's day
will be conducted In the Methodist
church next Sunday morning. An
orchestra will accompany the singing
In the evening there will be service
of Scripture and song. Subject. The
Story of First Easter Week"
Editors are the kindest-hearted
men in the world A subscriber to q
certain Dakota paper died a few years
ago, leaving fourteen years. sub
scription unpaid. The editor APP
peared at the grave when the lid was
being screwed OH for the last time
and put into the coffin a palm-leaf
fan, a thermometer, and recipe for
making artificial ice.
Robert Ingersoll says: II tell you,
that women, as q rule, are more faith
full than men, ten times more faith
full. I never saw a man pursue his
wife into the very ditch and dust of
degradation and take her in his arms.
I never saw a man standing on the
shore where she was wrecked waiting
for the waves to bring back her corpse
to his arms; but have seen women
with their white arms lift men from
the very mire Of degradation and hold
him to her bosom as If he were an
angel"
A reporter can go through the
streets and ask hundred people,
whats the news?" and nlnety-nine
out OF the lot would say, nothing
special" And yet fifty Of that num-
Der know something, which if not
found in the next paper, will astonish
them and perhaps make them mad
der than hornets. Don't be afraid to
give out your information. Ifyou are
going away don't wait until you come
back, but let the reporter know it,
and thus help to make good. newsy
paper,-Capnon Falls Beacon.
The Sun says the new fire engine
is a good one, but pronounces the
purchase of it an act ofextravgance.
Evidently the Sun wants the village
to pursue the same penny wise land
pound foolish policy in the future
that it has in the past in regard to
fire apparatus. paying few hundred
dollars for something cheap and then
in a short time be compelled to look
for something else. By the way,
what has the Sun against the Fire
Company? That paper seems to take
delight in opposing the firemen's
wishes in everything.
There's no use talking" said one
Of our business men who is marked
for unusual sagacity and clearlsighted-
ness, the other day, if we wish to re-
tain our position among the growing
cities of the state we must do as other
cities are doing: We must offer bon
uses to secure the location of manu-
featuring institutions here. When all
other growing towns are doing this,
we can hardly expect manufacturers
to come here and locate even with
our superior natural advantages. The
capitalists will invest where the best
inducements are offered them every
time"
Considering the geographical posi-
ton, transportation facilities, and the
present and prospective development,
1t may be confidently and truthfully
stated that this county offers greater
inducements to newcomers than any
other locality In tbe.whole Northwest.
Here is found competing lines of rail-
way, we'll established markets, cheap
but valuable lands, good society and
well established churches;and schools.
In fact, here are to be found the adj
yautages of the frontier and undevel-
oped far wsst, combined with all of
the institutions and enjoyments Of
the east. If you wish home in the
west, be sure to visit this county and
examine it. Everything about it will
bear the Glosest scrutiny. You cam
not fail to be satisfied. and will surely
settle within its borders.
A number of the directors and off,
GERS of the Minnesota & Northern
Railway company arrived in Morris
last "Wednesday afternoon, The COM
pany made the trip from Worthing-
ton to Fergus Falls by team and
were in search Of route for their
proposed north and south road and
for those localities that will take the
greatest interest In and offer the
greatest Inducements for securing
such road. As no previous netice
of their coming had been given, no
preparations were made for their en-
tertainment. A few OF the citizens
met at the Metropolitan and listened