New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-04


when II f. too local and too Optional
What the Actor NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. man iou
arc an actor, believe 49,,
what DO you think of the Shakespeare and Bacon
controversy" 49,. =. ,,ror md h,con
- faith would rather discuss the liver anu Oa''"
7 ordered an hour ago.'-(Lincoln journal
1.-THE Springfield Union gives TINS as d s'""~' 'O"'
An old New England hymn:
NY soul IS like rusty iocK
oh, oil II with Thy grace
Oh rub II. rub II, rub u, l.oru,
Until see thy face
In a Bridge the other day, man was reaiins
in THE TRIBUNE stepnlaks description OF the prutai
despottsm Of the Cars Government Dia MS piooo
boil with indignation, and did he dcnounce tfle QUIZ
RACES against human rights perperaed by It No. h'
wasn't built that way e just turned to his neishoot
ard remarked, at seems to me that the form OF
government In Russia somewhat too street. iher'
Is a judlclous judgment for you
Summit on the C S. r. r. has been ch ssS 10 20
Pine Knob The recent casually on tac sum
nit Instead Of Somerset -ttiarrJd1oufg (Ny1 i"c''
Having glass in ones hand while standing in
bar room Is evidence that man induigeS III "'oA
eating liquors So the General Term OF inc supreme
Court holds in dellvcrance affecting policeman who
was caught In this compromising position Inc po"o
man got a good deal of benefit from an exceedingly
s,mInutiye doubt Under ordinary circumstances ths
glass in the hand would DO considered presumptVo
evidence OF guilt.
We have read lttle Of the writings OF every poos
from CHANGER down Hiram Wilson. the poet aurea,S,
r. to to uHdertske to correct the manuscript Of tho
Ssr ssa sq EsNs that d' Ssy S
70 in verbatim ct literatim with tho manuscript
-tMt Sterling (KyJ Sentinel Democrat
The criminals object to Mr. Gery's $1,000 cand!e
power execution dynamo, on the ground that IL IS
shocking" method Of death.
Example and Precept.-Frend- are you getting
-o Xssthor~very poorly. Living between the hand
thought from your appearance Sa " WIZ By dSss
vs up writing s,a and GO nS sGs vn a
Al often thought Of doing so; but the hope q
one day ma s b s'r pes nS%ever my new book
may bring me In something handsome.
F.-YOu arc writing book thcnf
F-whsat's its ttlol
A" How to Become Rich"
Again Yankee genius has found expression ON
West in the manufacture OF animal tanners, or hos
catchers.n Farmers find these machines very useiui
wbere fences scarce.
NOBODY KNOWS BUT MOTHER.
Nobody knows how the children fret,
OF the little trials daily met
Nobody know5-but mother.
Nobody knows Of the mothers tears; ,.,..
OF the heartfelt prayers and the anxious Years.
Nobody knows-but mother.
Nobody knows OF the daily cares, .
OF tho daily troubles which some one pears
NOBODY Hn0WS-Out mothcr.
Tho constant worries Of every day,
That furrow the check and make the hair gray;
NooouS A"o" "tBeiis Ames I'm Boston Travcie'-
II "a r.spectfully submitted to the Rhode Island
| earthquake that 1t ought to take ono Of Its size
| A KsntuckIan Upset Omaha Man-Think yod
| have made big discovery, chi H.
Kentucky ManGreatsst thing on esssn o oS
directly OF the earth and in any shape des csct.
| n bu shell, What do you think OF IL!
aThat reminds me- friend Of mine who Is .
give it year-od flavor and sell 1t for five cents
gallon ,,or Nobodv will want POTATOES nows
| -(Omaha World
It Is said that Mr.. Cleveland sticks his fingers In his
ears every time the sad reproaeh beas OF passing
flock Of sheep heard.
An EVIL Omen Are you supcrstitlousF'
| DO Won believe that It Is sign Of death when
| a dog hovls under your window at night ~
| Yes. Il can find my gun oeiofo 'h0 "os e''
| away."-(IincOln Journal
An inquirer asks what species OF goats wouia "
best suited to the mountains Of East Tennessee ANY
New-Yorker will tell him that the goat OF har.ci"
Heights Is Just the animal no Is looking ior' for
the quadruped that Is capable Of reclining easily On
the edges Of upturned Tagging, and feaSins Oh
brown paper Is tho habit OF these soats oush' "
find tho East Tennessee Mountains regular garden Oh
| Eden
| A TRANSPORTATION SCENE
| SEQ the portly citizen
| Coming down the street,
Prosperous, respectable,
| ExQusltcly neat
See his smiling c0untenancc'
| PhlIanthropic, bland, a.
| Note his pleasant well.orca "'
Easy, graceful, grand.
SEQ his shining bcavor hat,
Soc his ulster brown
| oh, but 500 his heels go up
And his head 60 down!
| What a fearful miracle
| Fate wrought IN trtcc "a
When tho pOrtly bnrghors ne0a
Found that bit OF loo.
ruyp AWAY! DON'T look ct him.
| Living prostrate there.