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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

Advertisements in this column, IL
for articles lost or found, for situa-
lions offered or wanted, houses for
rent wanted to rent, will be harged
for at the rate of cents per line for
one insertion, and 21% cents per line for
each subsequent insertion.
All other matter, ~ cents per line
fret time, and cents each subsequent
time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

LIVERY, FEED AND SALE STABLES
old CITY MARKET STAND, OPPOSITE
" HERALD building Horses boarded
and cared for generally. E. Q. Knowlton,
Proprietor.
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NOTICE TO sTOCKMEN.

1rn HIGH-BRED MARES AND FILL
LOU lies. Will sell cheap or will trade
for yearling and 2-yeaI-old steers and
heifers and deliver. Address W. A. Carter,
Fort Bridger, Wyoming.
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OLIVER SHANNON, THOs. B. SHANNON.
Attorney-at-Law, Notary Public,
SHANNON A. SON,a

I Aw, LAND AND COLLECTION OFFICE
III 6316 w. First South Street. Salt axe City,
Utah Abstracts examined and passed on
The Senior member having fourteen years
practice before U; S Land Offices, and part
attention 70 Filings, Contests, and Final
Proof. Real estate bought and sold on COM
mission and otherwise. Properties leased.
Court martial cases will be specially, after
ars of experience.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
MUSIC LESSONS

THOSE DESIRING MUSIC LESSONS, ON
i Piano or Organ (instrumentall can be
accommodated with use of piano for prac-
tice Terms, SOC. per lesson. Please notify
at HIS home, No 16l K. First
South Street D. w. SHANNON.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
sPENCER HOUSE.

ON PosToFFICE BLOCK, 252 FIRST
" East Street, South, is not excelled as
q resting place for tourists or as family
Hotel Terms, 81 80 to 81 per day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
Commodore Kitt.on.s Funeral.

ST. PAUL, May 14-The funeral of
Kittson took pace to-day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
send Orders to
INLAND SALT COMPANY,
Telephone No. 1O8.
APARTY GOING EAST

WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH OR SIX
w weeks, and having occasion to travel
over the Baltimore & Ohio, can secure ia
tickeG at a reduced rate, by addressing G. F.,
care HERALD.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

WHY DO YOU DRIVE CRIPPLED
w horses when you can get them shod
properly at Byron HartwelIs. No. lbs
West South Temple Street.
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CORKER s co

deal ESTATE AND INVESTMENT
IN, Brokers Properties solicited. Cor
promptly attended to. Money
to loan in sums TO suit. Office, 251S Main
street. Rooms Q, and 4, oyer Tul1idge & 60.
opposite Walker House. p. D. Box 7O5,
salt Lake Cit, Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
FOUND.

IN MAY 10TH, A SMALL SATCHEL,
~ containing purse, baggage checks, ar
ticles OF finery, etc. Owner can have same
by applying at THE HERALD, proving prop
erty and paying for this advertisement.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

mAGeART & GHAMBERLAIN's PIANO
i Depot, one and one half blocks east OF
Cliff EOUse. New up light ~; ociaves Diauos
from 500 upwards. GUod organs, $50 and
upwards.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

WANTED TO RENT-HOUSE OF FIVE
w rooms, with orchard and barn, within
three miles of Main Street Rem must be
moderate. Address N. w H., HERALD OF.
TCE.
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BOATsD IN NEW YORK C1EY
TaOMsON. ALLEN & CO.,

NTAsATCH BLOCK. COB. MAIN AND
w Second South Streets. Special bargains
in city property. a few chances to obtain
acreage property or improved farms in close
proximity to the city, at bed rock prices
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

LADIES, REMEMBER THE RENO
VATOR
WHILE YOU ARE HOUSE-CLEANING
w and have your beds and pillows
cleaned. Orders left at s. K. Marks & Co,
81 Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

HOUSE ON STREkT, EIGHTEENTH
IL Ward. Enquire of J. Woodmansee, II
and II w. Second south Street
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ATTENTION LAuIE

AEIENE1ON LA OlES.
T EOS. WHITEHEAD'S FEATHER RENO
IL vator and Cleaning Machinery, is Co
ing excellent work. Orders received at
K Marks & Co. 81 Main Street.
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FOR RENT

QUIT OF ROOMS, PARL0K, BEDROOM.
~ bathroom and closet, elegantly fur
ni5Aed; or single room Inquire Id, Can
yon ro d.
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MONEY To- LOAN

ON GOOD SECURITY, AT REASONABLE
" terms Apply to John S. Barnes, SO E
Second South Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15
SPECIAL NOTICES.

no you want q situation?
~ Have you q house to rent?
noyOu want a servant?
~ dave You lost Anything?
Advertise in this column.
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TAYLOR BROS. 4 OLIVE,

DEAL ESTATE AND LOAN AGENTS,
II, have removed 20 their new office, l19
Main Street,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

buildings TO RENT, LAND TO l. ASE,
I'D at l57 S. First East. NAYLOR & PIKE.
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THE LARGE. WELL VENTILATED A.
i o. U. W. Hall, suitable for Pienics,
Socials, Lectures, etc. Apply to Hall Com
Inittee, ITO S. Main Street
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: rEAYED.
FOR SALE.

HAMMOND TYPE-wRITERs. SMoNTHs
IL trial. C. Orlob, L. c. n. l., 8. L. City.
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NIKL WANTED 10 DO GENERAL
VI housework Must be able to cook APP
ply st Ice W. North Temple Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

ONE OR TWO LARGE ROOMS ON THIRD
" floor of HERALD building. Long lease
cheap TO right party. Very desirable rooms
for studio or class purposes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-05-15

A GOOD STOUT CHORE BOY; ONE WHO
n understands care of horses and cows.
Apply at S46 Fourth East Street, or Utah &
Nevada Railway office.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
Instantly Killed.

Between s and 8 o'clock this a. m.
Mrs. N. I. Watkins left her residence
to 90 to the house of a colored woman
near by. While on her way q large
tree was blown across the road. 1t
is supposed that a limb Of the tree
struck Mrs. Watkins about the neck
and shoulders, her injuries resulting
in instant death. The colored woman,
about the same time, started to Mr..
Watkins residence, and on her way
discovered what had happened,
whereupoD she gave information TO
the family. The body remained at
the place until it could be removed
home. Physicians went to the spot,
but soon ascertained that death had
already ensued. The body was
greatly broken and mangled. II is
one of the saddest occurrences we
have had among US. She was a good
woman and universally beloved. The
family have the sincere sympathy of
the entire community. Her remains
will be carried to Mt. Carmel, Hall.
fax county, Va, on to morrow morn
| ing's train. Mt. Carmel is the for.
mer residence of Mr.. Watkins and
several of their children are buried
there.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
A Big Card.

A matter was being talked ab1ut
yesterday which Is Of great interest to
Raleigh. The managers stated that
II the arrangement could be con-
veniently made and If sufficient en-
eouragrnent was given the idea the
whole exposition in toto would be re.
moved 10 the Site Fair. Now this
10 an idea which should be caught
night up and put through. Il would
be the biggest boom the isIr could
get IL would make the exhibit be.
yoDd doubt the hnest ever seen at
Any State Fair. the thing could be
easily managed. The only expense
would be the mere cost of removal Of
the exhibit, which woull he prac'i.
cally nominal. Let the fair managers
consult with the exposition managers.
II this can be done. and il can be, i.
will be big ard Of the fair.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
Trade.

The movement of staple merchan-
disc generally, as indicat d by tele-
grams to Brudstreet's from many
centers Of distribution, has increased
within the week. The cooler weather
has stimulated some lines, while ims
proved crop prospects or conditions
have been governing influences in
others The general raising Of guar.
antine restrictions at hundreds OF
towns at the South has, of course,
greatly benefited the interior mer-
chants or dealers in that region.
Stock values continue to advance
in spite of reaction and cautions feel.
ings aroused by the wheat specula-
ton and the higher rates for money
here and in London. The New York
money market is frmer, and rates
have been subject to some manipula-
ton.
Cash wheat No. red has advanced
12tc., corn &c.. oats lc. Flour adj
vanced 75c.Gs1.S0 per barrel at New
York according to grade. Pork also
advanced 81 40 per barrel, and lard,
November, 80 points.
There has been no decided activity
in the wool trade, but there has been
fair demand for near consumptive
requirements. Prices very firm.
Free arrivals Of direct importations
of raw sugars by refners and the
closing of three re6neries have COM
bined to reduce the demand, and
hence depress prices of raws. The
demand for refined sugar is also less,
and the price ic. lower, now that the
fruit canning season has ended. Cable
adyices from Brazil and from Europe
noted increased activity in coffee and
higher prices The gain at New York,
where fairly active trading was
taken place. was i(d1.
Sales of steel rails for the We. k foot
up 10000 tons, and negotiations are
pending for some $4,000 or 10000
tons on a basis Of $50 west and s2s
east.
Lumber and building materials are
somewhat less active with the ap'
proach of cold weather. Cattle prices
have been depressed at st. Louis BY
heavy arrivals, but are firm at Kan
sas City and Omaha. Hogs are
stronger and prices 10000. higher
Boots and shoes, 1889 delivery. have
been advanc d DC. per pair at Bos'
ton
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
Curious Things of Life.


A hornet few into a brass band
horn and down the players throat in
Carlisle, Pa.
10 Cleveland, o, there Is q lady
who is totally psralyzed by every
thunder storm. She RECEIVERS when
the storm ceases.
A swimming dress, to enable the
swimmer to blow up mines and hostile
boats. has been tried in the German
n.vy. 1t is q sort Of modified Paul
BOyton affair.
The fan which the Bonapartisi
ladies gave to Princess Letltia as q
wedding gift cost e1, 100. OF this
Detaille, who painted it received
$500 and the ieweler $500.
Mormons are focking into Wyom.
ing in great numbers, and 1t is said
by The Chicago Herald that two
years hence they will control the
local elections in the western section.
A Pennsylvania horse has been
discovered that will eat a double
handful If the strongest kind Of
chewing tobacco. He also has a
remarkable appetite for bologps
sausage and hot peanuts.
British Columbia Indians are
coming over TO Washington territory
to help gather the hop crop. The
advance feet Of canOts contained
about 300 men, women and children
The crop is extraordinarily large.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
Durham's Great Exposition.


Gov. Scales says DurhAm's Exposi.
ton Is magnificent, complete 10 all its
parts, equal in excellence even TO the
great New Orleans Exposition as far
% ii goes. He Is enthusiastic in
praise Of the exhibition, and certainly
no higher commendation than Thu
could be desired. Il 10 evident that
tber, is something and q very grea
deal ut durham worth going to see.
The trades display yesterday vas 90.
perb. There was a large number Of
people In attendance and thee was q
show that has never been surpassed
10 point Of excellence Every North
CsroliBian who can do 90 ought 10 see
IL. The cordial and open hearted PEG.
pie Of the Magic City Invites ali the
world to come and see them. We hope
they will have at least ten thousand
visikrs to-day.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
ELL NURSERIES
POMONA, N @.
TWO AND A HALF MILES WEST
OF GREENSBORO. N. @.

az + "a ~
The main line Of thu Richmond h
Danville Railroad passes through the
grounds, and within 100 feet Of the
Office. Salem trains make regular
stops twice daily each way. Those
interested in fruit and fruit growing
are cordially invited to inspect this,
the largest nursery in the State, and
one Of the largest in the South.
Stock consists Of apples, peach, peur,
cherry, plums, Japanese persimmon,
epricots, nectarines. mnlberries,
ounce. grapes, figs, raspberries,
gooseberries, currants, pie plant,
English walnut, pccans, chestnuts,
strawberries. roses, eveigrcens, shade
trees, &c. All the new and rare va~
rieties as we'll as the old ones, which
my new catalogue for 1883 will
show. Give your orders TO my aus
thorized agent, or order direct from
the nursery. Correspondence solicit
ted. Descriptive catalogue free TO
applicants. Address,
| j. VAN LINDLEY,
Pomona, Guiliord CO.. N. q.
Reliable statesmen wanted in every
county. Agood paying commission
will be given.
| may 8.tf
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
A Voice frOmiVa.
Orange Observer.

The Durham IN. c. DAILY Re-
ooRDER has enlarged to seven col~
umn paper. which evidence Of pros.
perity we are pleased to note Messrs.
Hackney and Robinson get up one
Of the brightest and newsiest papers
in North Carolina.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
THE STAR.
ratio NEWSPAPER.

GREAT NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC NEWSPAPER.
The Star is the only New York newspaper pos
sesstng the fullest confidence Of the National Adj
mini .tration and the Demos rAcy Of New York, the
political battle ground Of the Republic.
Fearless. aggressiye-a Democrat Of the hlhtiug
kind. and in all retpects q most complete and
trustworthy newspaper.
The WEEKLY star 10 the best family newspaper
published. The farmer. the mechanic. the man
too busy to read daily papsr. will pet MOI Q & =
his dollar invested In the WEEKLY sTAR than from
1t will give all the political news worth knowisg
from all the States.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17

Daily. fDaily except Sunday
No so and 81 connect daily except
Sunday al Keysville for GAINESVILLE and
oxford
No 80 connects at Richmond with
G 4 . for Old Point aud Norfolk
No 81 aud 50 connect at Richmond
daily except Sunday for West Point
and Baltimore
No 81 from West Point has daily
connection at Richmond with No 80
for the South.
sLEKPISG-CAR SERVICE
On Trains 80 and 81, Pullman Buffet
Sleeper between Montgomery and New
York, Dansille and Augusta, and Raj
eigh aud Morristown, Tenn
ON 50 and So. Pullman Buffet Sleeper
between Washington and New Orleans.
via Montgomery, AMI between Wash
inRton aud Augusta, Richmond and
Greensboro, and Pullman ParlOr ears
between Salisbury and Knoxllyie
Through Tickets on sale at princIpa
Stations to all points
For rates and information apply ~
10 any agent of the company or 20
SOL HAAS, WATURK, il TAYLOR,
Tramc Manager. Div PAss Agent Gen Pass Az,
RALEIGH NO.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-17
WHAT CURES?
A Q. s.. Marshal Tells His Experience
ATLANTA, Ga, February 4, 1888.
ur-,-,rrlr.anr Rurr-,r .rn e

ATLANTA, GA, February 4, 1883.
HUSSIcuTr RHEUMATIC Co:
Gentlemen-It affords me pleasure to
add my testimony 10 that Of the many
who endorse your Hunnicutt's Rheumatic
Cure. had been constant sufferer from
rheumatism for years, when determined
to try your cure, and TO my surprise and
delight one bottle was all found neces-
sary TO relieve me Of all the symptoms of
rheumatism, and deem 1t but justice not
only to those who originated this cure,
but TO all others who may be suffering
from the same cause, 30 say this much in
confirmation Of what is claimed for this
medicine. Yours respectfully,
JOHN W. NELMs,
A Prominent Atlanta Lawyers Tes-
mony.
ATLANTA, GA, Dec. 2sth, 1857,
Gents-I have taken your Hunnicutrs
Rheumatic Cure for Infammatory Rheu-
mstism with great benefit. II IL, in nv
opinion, the best medicine for Rheuma-
JYo: D. CUNNINGHAM.
Il Gives Universal Satisfaction.
ATLANTA, Ga, Sept. 9, 1887.
DEgR SIRs We have sold large guam.
titles Of your Hunnicutt's Rheumatic Cure
and have never known any other prepare
ton o give such universal satisfaction a.
q remedy for rheumatism. We consider
| IL the most reliable rheumatic cure on The
market. Yours respectfully,
HUTCHINSON & BRo., Druggist,
IL Whitehall Street.
For sale by all druggist. Send for book
ndtrful cures.
HUENICUTT MEDICINE CO.,
P.o. Drawer 30, Atlanta, Ga.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-11
FIXING UP THE FEET.
Value CT the LII b 1rs of the Ohiro p sdis .
Their Methods.
London Truth

LOnuOn 1Iutu
Since the high heel and pointed toe have
had time to do their work the chIropodist
is rising to as money making q position
as the American dentist. The women
who operate in the public baths for ladies
nave more work than they can attend to,
and ere raising their fees according to the
state of the psirs of feet which
they are asked to attend
to. The ordinsrv old fashioned
treatment, requiring only the sharp knife
and the prunice stone, Is still franc ard
half. But for the operation known IS
"dehoofng" the foot, you may, with ex-
trss, get up fro u LOT. to 30f. There are
women who are able when the fue world
is IN Paris to make from e. to Is q day.
The seaside season Is even more lucra-
tive because feet are 30 much in view on
the sands Of marine bathing places, where
1t is permissible to paddle about in salt
water long after the teens have been
cleared.
Be it remembered that the high heeled
boot or shoe, by throwing the whole
weight CT the pody on the frightened up
toes, deadsns them and the rest Of the
foot, and brings the whole member, so
far as the distribution OF mUsculsr force
aud nervous vitality go, into much the
same state as horses hoof. The de-
hocfng process begins with warm bran
or potato-stsrch foot bath, followed
by quick plunge in cold water,
sitter which there is shsmpooing
with eau de cologne or some
thing else to help a resctior.
Then there is 8 gymnsstic pulling cut ano
moving up and down and from side to
side Of individual toes, which reminds
one OF the piggy wiggy game which purses
plsy with the psdsl ex remities Of babies.
The nurse, beginning with the great toe
and goirg on with the four others, says:
"This pig went TO the market, and this pig
| stayed at home, and this pig ate bread,
and this pig ste none, and this little pig
cried, take me to nanny st home" The
| toes are manipulated and exercised sepsr
ately, until each is Timber and lively.
| The sole of the foot is also enlivened
thus: The patient leans with both hands
on pair Of props, and places the foot on
broad horseasir band which works
from eide 10 side; then comes more hand
rubbing, this time with glycerine, fcl-
| lowed py friction with small brushes aud
instruments Ike drawing stumps. Tue
nails are carefully attended to. All dead
and hard skin is carefully removed,
and laly the ankle and instep are put
into gImnastic training. At the end of,ssy
an hour, pair Of feet which have been
martvr,z9 ed with high heels and pointed
toes feel equal to dancing, Jumping or
taking 9 long wals. They also lock
shepely and quite young. One wonders
why they should be hidde n with shoes and
stockings, snd whether skilled chiropedy
will not lead to revival Of sandals.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-11
Excur,,nn Rate Wanted.

BARTLETT, TEX, June g. 1883.
To the Editor OF the Gazette.
The question of excursion rates from
sill points in Texas TO the Panhandle
seems to he resching..such proportions
thst 1t justifes hope 10 the many wGo
are DESTROYS Of visiting that section OF the
state, that they will not be compelled to
make the long and wearisoms trip by
private conveyance, which many will do
if such rates are not given by the rail-
fosds.
The BIrtlett Headlight has the follow
ing 10 say on the SUBJECT: "There are q
number CT persons in this snd sd
joining counties who have read
glowing descriptions Of tbe
Paudhandle country in the Fort Worth
GAZETTE who would like very much to
take look at the "L.nd of Milk and
Honey" with view of locating. II the
railroads would sell tickets st a low rste,
say one fare for round trip, some time IN
July when fsrn ers are idle i. is thought
large number would avail themselves Of
the reduction and tske look at the
greStest coun.r RI on carts.
II the railroads vii, make their All of
July tickets good for ten days the matter
will be settled and the company fully
compensated.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-11
other members VINO had formed a hollow

other members VINO had formed hollow
>qusre around him. When he finished,
didn't see a man stop his
writing, 1 didn't see s man
look up or down, l didn't see 8
ripple Of consciousness anywhere on the
bosom Of the House, except his four
friends, VINO clspped their hsnds a1d
moved up in body to congratulate him.
This was the only oasis in that whole
desert Of ind ference, ard it was 5 dozen
times more lively THIN the desert itself.
II may be true that any sort OF man
may be Congressman, but it requires q
man among men to be Congressman
who can force recognition from his col
lesgues.
Oi The 1926 members probably twenty
five csn do this, and not even that many
If the matter he desires to be recognized
is not Of especial importance. Ana whist
National ciphers some of the noble 800
are! Some have never so much as said,
"hr. Speaker" during al their experience,
and others are not even known by name
to the newspaper men, whose businessit
Is to know everything, and who have sat
in the press gallery day after day and
watched the proce edings of the House ever
since these mute inglorious patriots an
swered to the first roll call. Yet they are
2ot useless members; they work hard for
tleir districts and they render valuable
service, but they are not of the material
from which garments Of greatness are
cut, that is all.
l might say s great deal more about
congressmep, but l won't; I'll open 8
chestnut burr and quit.
EVpTVhn6V
heard the story that Congressman Martin
OF Texas blew out the g.s at his hotel the
first night Of his stay in Washington
Well, on that eventful night there was 8
new congressman on his way to the MS
tionSl capital from the canebrskes CT
Kentucky, and when he got into town he
nesrd the story of Martin ard the gas,
and he also read a column or more about
1t in the papers, and ye! somehow the In
spring hum0r Of it didn't strike him He
stood 1t ill evening, and then he called il
fellow X ntuckian for counsel and com
fort.
"Ssy, Carutb," he said, "what about
the story on Martin ?"
"I''s the best JOKE l ever heard OF, ;
said Caruth, who LIVES in L luisville.
CHATS what they sll seem to think,
but dog my cats if l seem to absorb it,"
"Why, he blew out the gas" explained
Caruth.
"Oi course he did, but they don'l e1-
pect man when he first comes to Wash
'uRton to sleep in room as light as day,
do theyf"
Toen Csruth collapsed, and to this day
he won't tell what that C)ngressman's
name 1s. Many JANE.