The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-06-22
FORTY DOSES IN ONE DAY.
How Carl Dunder Added Up the Doc
tors Order and Cured His Wife.
From the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
MAYBE you like to go into some specula-
tious nit me 2" said Carl Dunder, as he went
down to seq Sergeant Bendal yesterday.
"What have you got on handF' was the
cautious inquiry.
''Vhell, my wife vhas took seek, und
call doctor. He says it vhes bad case
und shall gif her medicine ten times day
for four days"
"Well9"
"Dot makes forty doses, ehp'
"Und she vhas four days in bed~
Eyes"
"Vhell, gif her dot forty doses in one
day und she was cured. Dot saves three
days, doan' itl Maybe vhas an old green
horn und doan' know some cabbages, und
maybe Wasn't. Eh, Sergeantp
"What elseF'
Vhell. two days ago stranger comes in
my place. Vhas | Carl Dunders I vhas.
All right. Mr.. Dunder, like you to make
some money nit me. You WAS good fell
Ter, und l like to see you a rich man. In
South America Wild horses vhas only IS
apiece. Dose same horses vhas worth $75
in Detroit. Dot vhas a profit of $40 on
each horse. We go in und buy a thousand
Wild horses. Dot vhas $4,000 for u.s."
"And you bit, of course.
81 doan' bite nobody. doan' know dot
man. He may be all right, ind he may be
a rascal. So doan' put in but two hoon-
dered dollars until find oudt."
The sergeant groaned
"But l doan' depend on dot so very much ~
continued Mr.. Dunder. in a reflective way.
Sergeant, vhas you my friendta"
"I've tried to be-"
"Vhell, belief dot und l like to see You
some nabobs.. l guess let you into some
lettle secret dot make us rich in two months
Dot vhas peter as being policemans. ehp'
"What is itf'
You'll keep quietp
eyes"
''Und not say one wordr'
'Not word"
"Vhell, she vhas some natural gas, ;" whis-
pered Mr.. Dunder, as he bent over the desk.
"a natural gas wellW
"Yes.n
"Wherew
''In my back yardi She vhas discovered
last calming"
'Mr Dunder, I'm afraid mott
"Hey Doan' know nothingsa Was al
why's in der wrongP'
Tell me about it."
"Vhell, yesterday afternoon a fine-look-
ing man comes softly in my place und takes
a seat ind doan' shpeak to nopody. Poorly
soon he pegin to shmell und shmell NIT his
nose, und | belief he vhas mad aboudt dot
Limburger sheese in der ice box But no.
en- a leedle time he calls me oafer to sit down
und says he doan know for certain. but
maype he like to buy my place Tor $1,000
He like to look in der yard first"
"Humph"
"Oh, you keep sh ill leedle. took him
oudt, und he shnell all aroundt, und pootv
soon he shtop at one place und shmeli NIT
all his might. When he gets cop he takes
me in one corner und he says he can MAKE
us botn rich in month. Ihaf some natur-
al gas we'll in dot back yard
And you gave hun some moneygn
"Vhell, we put in 800 apiece to develop
dot well. II you come up tomorrow Won
can see him boring. l guess let you into
der speculation. You vhas always my
friendt uud-"
The Sergeant arose, took Mr.. Dunder by
the arm, and, leading him to the corner
pointed down to the river
DO you mean shall go oafer to Canadap
NO; stop when you get half wayr'
lind sink to der bottoml'
"Yesn
because vhas greenhornP
"Yes.n
sergeant you go by Halifax | dom,
come down no morel When you see me 90
by In my carriage nit a differ doan' Won
look at me, for | shan't shpeaS nit you.
ouer you some STANCES 10 10. a nab6b. ind
ycu insult mo. Dot can.e n1. ,.-. = = bv