New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-10
THE Talk or THE DAY.

"Ncvcr again will Governor Hill be able TO bring
about deadlock in the councils Of the New-YCrlI
Democracy" e3clams an eXultant Cleveland Demo-
crat. Maybe not, but he may be big enough hllocI
TO impede the progress Of the Cleveland machine all
the same
4 Lady Kllcr;-Bobby-I guess you must be lady
Mr. sissy (complaccntly)-Aw dye think so.
Bob6y-You must bc. Clara said that after you
left last night she nearly died laughing (Ihc Epoch
"Hc who must be obeycd' is very good Demo-
cratic characterization of the President, la Rider
Haggards well known novel
Not Notwithstanding (the poet, reading letter
You Yesterday il Ask It." the Title Of my new poem
rhymed with basket" and you said yes.
Curdcy-You wcre dead right 1T dd.-(Td- Bits
This IS from recent issue of "The Tombstone
Warbler L" If Nola Twgg the servant girl in Port
land, Ore. who recently fell heir 10 100000, will call
at this office, she will hear Of something greatly to
her advantage. We are bachelor"
A woman with an "Ican-m manage my own affairs
look on her counenance. stepped into the baggage
at tho Boston and Maine station yesterday after
noon, holding good-szed bandbox In her hand
baggage car to YcwSyport without tearing it all TO
pieces ?" she remarked to the assistant baggage MASTER
" Yes. num- was the reply.
"Well, that box contains my bonnet and don't you
dare TO hurt It, The Boston and Maine ought TO send
keep them from getting damaged the road is rich
enough. But, mind you, If you break that box. III
smash the whole railroad from here 10 Newbury port
And with this parting Injunction she walked away
(IIaverhill Gazette.
Tho Pennsylvania State Medical Convention seems
to think that hydrophoba is a myth maybe So but
unfortunately the dog that bites you isn't a myth
"A womans Facc9 IS the title of a new novel
The publish speaks we'll of II. and it may be all that
1t IS painted. a woman's face frequently is.-(Nor
rstown Herald.
A patriotic old Ncw-Yorker says that II It wasn't
for its dog days and cat nights NewYork In summer
would be an ideal place of residence.
The lady of whom the following is told had good
ground for pleading the immunity OF years A little
Spanish GIL had a good sound whipping administered
TO her by her goycrncSs. She was twelve years OF
and said: DO you know whom YOU havc whipped
Why, my grandmother was married at twelve years
Of agc!'-Youths Companion.
VIII Hubbard Kernan's wildeycd weekly in Kansas
City is gone up the fumo. 1t lived just ono con-
sccutvc week.
A sparrow has built nest on ono of the trucks OF
Delaware. Lackawanna and Western passenger
coach and makes regular trips to Syracuse and return
The bird is sitting on two eggs and seems to be I'M
disturbed by the noise and confusion. (Dlnghamton
Leader
1t is the opinion OF The Boston Transcript" that
the NcwYors press Is more Interested I'm the comlcal
aspect Of public gatherings than in their actual i'm
port. Perhaps we have fallen into that habit, be-
We are obliged TO chronicle many comical
Democratic gatherings that have no import to speak
Of
Cleveland and Thurman ~ IS not very easy COM
bination to shout during the campaign. Fancy an
inehrIatcd Democrat attempting TO cry Hurrah for
Cleveland and Thurman II would sound like
Xavier Clcvnthm "-(Norrlstown Herald.
The people Of Mississippi want immigrants, but
they intending settlers that they must vote tho
Democratic ticket and spell negro" with two gs.
Getting at II by Indirection. Ada-How do
you pronounce Mephstopheles, Mr. Smith
pronounce L
ton HIS home address. -Clld Bits
One Of the New En- gland delegates to the st. Louis
Convention was much impressed with the quality OF
beer that was on tap in The Mound City. / tell
you,p he said, that stun Is the very necke of the
gJds.7
Looking out for Number one.-Bobby Whose uncle
has given him doilar-l wish you would give mo a
nickel, Uncle James, instead OF dollar"
Uncle James last0nlshed)- But BOBBY collar Is
better than nickel ~
Bobbv-That's the trouble II Its a dollar pail want
1t; II Its only nickel, can have it-CIhc Epoch.
Mr. Cleveland is In three grammatical cases at the
same time. The ST. Louis Convention shows him TO
be In the nomlnalve case his grip the Democratic
party proves him TO DO In the possessivc case and
his efforts TO remain In the White House place him In
the objective case
A sixty.pound negro boy recently caught seventy
nve-pound catfish In tho Mississippi Rivei This Is