River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-05-03
coNvlNclNo GUARANTEES.
Which are Justified by W0rld-wid
Fxnerfence

Experience.
To TIE Pa5lic.
Having branch houses and laboratories in
seven different quarters, and therefore
having q Worldwide experience, we, III. III.
Warner & Co, justify ourselves in making
the following statements
Fsrst.-For the past decade we have held
that % per cent of diseases originate in the
kidneys, which introduce uric acid into
the system, poison that is injurious TO
every organ, attacking and destroying first
the organs which are the weakest We
have also held that il the kidneys are kept ia
prfeel health most oC The ordinary ailments
aciH BE- Pregeated. or, if contracted, cured.
Other practitioners have held that extreme
kidney disease is incurable. We have proof
TO The contrary, however, in hundreds OF
thousands of cases in every section of the
globe.
Second.-The kidneys being the sewers Of
the human system, it is impossible TO keep
the entire system in good working order
tNless these organs are doing heir .Tali duty.
Most people do not believe their kidneys
are out Of order because they never give
them any pain. II IS a pecaiiarity Of kidney
disease that Il may long erist loitaon ne
kaowlsdgs Of me patent or Of the practitioner.
1t may be suspected if there is any gradual
departure from ordinary health, which dc
parture increases as age comes on.
Third We do not cure every known dis
ease from one bottle. This is an inlgossi-
billy
Fourth. Warmers Safe Remedies have
been recognized by the doctors and the peo-
pie all over the globe standards of the
highest excellence.
FiJfh.-We make the following unqualified
guarantees:
GUARANTEE THAT Warmers Safe
Remedies are pure and haro.less
GUARANTEE 2.-Thdt TIE testimonials used
By as are .s'si,ie, and so far as VIC know,
absolutely true. We will forfeit 5000 for
proof to the contrary.
GUARANTEE 3,-Warner's safe Remedies
HAYS permanently cured mary millions of
people whom the doctors have pronounced
incurable. Permanent cures are always
convincing proofs of merit.
Ssrth-Aslz your friends and neighbors
what they think Of Warmers Safe Cure.
REV. j. p ARNOLD, Camden, Tenn had fear.
full assesses caused by Kidney disease. In
1873 and 1881, other running assesses APP
pearad. He was fully cured in 1882 by
Warmers Safe Cure and in 1888 reported
himself sound and we'll, and he is over 20
years old.
MRS. ANNIE JESNEss- MILLER, editress of
Dress, 253 Fifth avenue, New York. eight
years ago was cured OF nervous prostration,
when the best New England physicians could
do her no good. She cured herself with
Warner SAFE Cure, and writes in 1857: ITO
day am perfectly well woman. IL Is the
only medicine ever take"
T.. b. PRICE, NJ. d., a gentleman and physician
OF the highest standing OF Hanover c. H., Va,
four years ago, after trying every other RENEE
dy Tor brght's disease, including famous mn
eral waters, cured himself by Warmers Safe
Cure, aad March 81 1888 wrote; ~ have new
er had the slightest symptoms Of my old and
fearful trouble"
HERMAN URBAN, OF MacNeale & Urban, safe
makers, Cincinnati, o., was broken down by
excessive business cares. He was fully re-
stored 10 health four years ago by Warmers
Safe Cure and has since been in robust
health.
DB. do. LEWIS wrote: at found myself af-
flicted with serious kidney disorder 1 would
use Warmers Safe Cure"
Mrs. f. J. WOLF, Gettysburg Pa, S. c. Far
rington, Gotha, Fla, J. M. Long, 80 East 2d
street, Cincinnati, o., and the sister OF J. w.
Westiake, Mt. Vernon, o., were cured OF con-
sumption, (caused by kidney acid IN the blood,
as over half the cases are) by Warmers Safe
Cure.
We could give many thousands Of SINH
lar testimonials. Warmers safe Cure does
exactly as represented.
SeUeHh. Warmers Safe Remedies were
put on the market in obedience to q vow
made by Ii. II. Warner that, if the remedy
now known as Warmers safe cure, restored
him to health, he would spread its merits
before the entire world In ten years the
demand has grov ] so that laboratories have
been established in seven quarters of the
globe Warmers Safe Cure is p scientific
specifc-t cures iohel az The doctors fail, thou
sands If the best physicians prescribe it
regula 'ly, its power over disease is permd-
ner,t aud its reputation is Of the most ex-
allied character Can you afford longer to
ignore its extraordinary power! Now, in
the spring OF the year, few bottles will
tone you up and cure all those i'll feelings
which, unknown to you, are caused by the
fatal kidney poison in the blood, which win
surely end fatally, if not al once removed.
For this no other specific Is known.