Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

CH0kCs-Hsbitues Of the C9ub.
Aa.ssear Jes.ss-Coleasl. / suppose that
in az army his travelling ss "a uch a. you
Go and meeting 80 many different kinss Of
people. yoa naturally Dsoonls good judges
of euDsn Mature.
Cy.os.si .s..arDe e. Yes il is part Of nstursl
science or psychology that Is nrst forced
upon peFsOn, slteg .ATds becoming sec
ond nature a. il were. The world is nlied
wiGh just Two classes Of people. 81 that
mean this S tie frs1 grAad classification.
Jasmt,.e Sal.ts-ASy We inqulIs what are
the two gisna olsssesl
COsoissf S.-Certsin.s. The snswsr il.
those who are themselves, who are natural.
and those who. naturally Inslncsre. are
always trying ~ hide their natural selves. "a
II ashamed Of tbelT own individuality aud
posing - feeble iulitst0rs o. Others.
Ft0.el brouH-ls not THIS imitation .
species u cultivation. Coionef That -. II
al ignorant person sees ia another traits OF
culture that taey themselves GO not possess
Is IL not laudsbie for them to endsaVoT ~
Initiate bese gTacesf
C0t0fie! Starpe-No. not - initiate theIa.
there is where vuigzrity appears They
can be picked out and added 10 charscts.
where tcey asslDl.ste. but where they do
not they become laughing stocks. NOS.
that IL society. continued the C0lORel, set
ting himself as u for lecture. but an az
gregatlon oi ind yidualitios. When these
are reflections of different natures. then
society becomes interesting and delightful
on account OF It's variety. II all were 10
initiate one leader, either Ia style. Language
or apparel. society would De = parrot aiNr
indeed. Now there IS point wber3 TO
be natural is interesting; II affords u
! theme for study. Besides that IL unveils
| either intrinsic worths or exposes other
notthlessness but IL is interesting ast the
| same. Imitation bstrays shaliowness. and
| this not only exposes worthiessness, bu.
even lacks the one redeemiag feature Of
| being interesting urless one wishes 20 be
amused with a poorly acted burlesqae.
| Now take Mrs. Blank. She used 70 De n
wssherwOmGn. This Il no disgrace but ~
a means OF making = living is TO be highly
| commended. sac was a pretty washer
| woman, and won the affection OF Blank,
| who Dot being especially given 10 morality.
| first tried 10 win her s. . mistress, and ind
| ing her impreEnsble, he married hsr. Now
| be has become very rich, and they live in
elegant style. This is all right. IL is their
| money that buys every tang that they
| have. and the money has been earned hon
| estly aGd by hard work. They have q lot
| OF children who have been educated and
| most OF them are well settled. Now Blank
is tie same old fellow he always wSs. he
| laughs just as loud, uses the same
bad grammar. commits numerous offences
against polite society. bat is universally
| liked and respected. Why? Simply be-
cause he is natural and therefore interest
| ing. Besides this, be, ike all human
| beings, has his virtues aud being a gentle
| man al heart, ne nc0nsciOasly does great
1 many very graceful things. rendered more
| delightful by their verv brus9Uer1e. ! will
tell you one thing he did last Christmas.
| He had a man working for him who cis-
| appeared. that is, be failed - matefialize
aud Blank started out 10 lind him. lie
went 10 his residence and found him sick.
| He also found gentle woman nursing one
| child. trying 10 quiet two more. and
| nothing IN the house 10 keep them warm.
| He pitched into the man for not leiing
| him know ABOUT being sick. and went
away 10 send a doctor some wo0d. and a
| generous supply of estaoles. He also sent
| money. and told me be had been having
/ some fun He told the truth be had been
| having some fnn. for beusvolencs was
| 3 trait OF hs character. That is,' con-
| tnue3 the Colonel, ne bad = character or
| r separate pronounced individuality. and
never meet him but that am glad 10 shake
| his hand, end MS laugh IS absolutely re-
| fresning. now for Mrs. Blank. You can
| not be Ia her society ten II inutes without
| being amused at her frantic grasp after big
/ words, and hearing her comment unfav-
/ orabiy on any acquaintance who NAV De
poor or in strais shiened circumst4nces. she
talks about the operah, and how perfectly
| delightful It was. whe1 she knows nothing
| about II. except the curtain Was raised. the
| orchestra played aud some finely dressed
| men and women came on the stage and
| sang. None Of the operas can convey the
| sentiment OF tue librettO 10 her, and she is
| alike insensible ~ an ancants. an allegro.
| or con multO expressione Poor bssrzyed
| Marguerite can sing the most heavenly
music ever written by mortal. yet this
woman viii st there and calculate how
| muca her dress cost a yard and wonder
where she bad it made. The trouble
| with Mrs. Blank is, that she is trying 10
| pass for something more than she s- she
is trying 10 deceive the world bY counter
felt. People arc prepared 10 respect her for
| what she is. but they decline u accept the
| counterfeit a. genuine coiu, or 70 be de
! ceivsd by such a thin gsuze-iike texture.
underneath which i a social fraud. There
Is only one slieEisting cirsumstsDos con-
| nectsd With t1is wOIna1s lie. sn8 that IS
she i confenfed and moderately bsnpy. for
sne Is ignorant that ile world Is laughing
at and plying Ger.
] Hv0,,nfs>-Then vou do not bsIisve IN
the transition from toe wash tub 10 tas
palace?
C0io1>i S.-O0 the contrary do believe
10 it. and am glad 10 see t. II II one Of The
few good fraits which possess ! slrsys
rejoice ia the prosperity of any one. and
sympsihizs win s6vsrsifv 0ut J have d
! perfect horror of socs frauds
! Jzsmlnc-- Well Colonel. II you vii con
time vslr mss ohvsica| analysis for as, ws
vii sil - you b. even A. Paul I'D sl
| Gsmalsfs WrIIe Pope has told us that
che proper study % mankind is man. vei
/ very few If us become students. - - vii
expect Fou 70 exTese The fsglts and foib.ss
/ Of this wicked word.
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