Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-09-23
FILTRATION.
RrLyS As TO HOW AND wHSN II NAY
BIZ CARRIED ON.
, oD;.E-Wiitsa Liar Does not Make Desirable
Wls-Alwsys Sit Down When You
Flrt aad Tsadsrly Press
Her Hand.
VANITY FUR.

20 ms,rinony; a.d therefore you should
choose your flirtse with an eye 70 the
future.
Tba hest sort--as far ~ outward show
o,ss--is the rather heavy good tempered
,,;,I she should he little greedy-for
that will mean care 10 the arrangement Of
',o,r dinner. She should be inclined to be
St-bar mothers weight is always to be
,,n,icsd-tor then she will probably be do
,,,ss,ic and disinclined for much gadding
aSnT, Suca should have a
charm of homely kind that
dos5 not attract foreigners, and there
sbnald he no sparkle OF espieglerie or dia-
bIer,e or any other French quality about
bar innocence. She should De fair, with
IIns ayes and a white skin that will easily
G,s.,.,ls f,y then she is not likely las other
,s;ss would he the case with the sort Of
girl an thinking of 70 insist much on
nicnics and expeditions Of dull kind In
saarch of rural beauty. She should be
Vsry fond Of her brothers aud sisters, and
have one or two bosom girl friends. The
mora home sentiment and sentimental
yush she has expended in her youth the
cslmer will he her matron dreams.
Whether she should be ignorant OF wise
depends good deal on whether you are
ignorant or wise. At any rate she must
and this il essential-be more ignorant or
less wise than yourself. A fondnss1 for
dreSs is not o had thing 10 It's way; but any
linking ~ trayagsnce in this matter should
he carefully iOquired into, sSit may lead to
vanity, and vanity IN woman may lead to
ANYTHING. A friend of mine married a
charming grl-iunOcsnee and docihty III
c.rnate-who wore boots of 80 indefinite
shane size too large Tor her. In moment
Of imhscilIty he took her to good boot
maker and made a Joy forever of her feet.
Here the husband PIT the wife's feet 10 1t,
aud rain came.
Toare is some advantage in your hirtee
having accOmplishmentS-she can smuse
herself sketching or playing the piano
when you are away, but they should have
their limits, or you may mud Yourself
suddeuly put in the background, with art
and its professors occupying your place IN
your wife's heart at home.
Never marry-ar flirt honorably-with
a woman who dances well. You cannot
EXPECT her cCutsntedly to cease her favor
its amusement land no woman dances
well who dossn't love it) because she mar
ries; she cannot, without your both being
ridiculous, dance only with you; and, de-
pend upon it, it is not according to the
proper scheme of things that the mother
Of children present or tuture) should con-
tinually gyTate in public with young men
about whose morals you naturally have
no accurate information.
The girl you deem worthy of your hand
should be unreaiy, slow and uncertain OF
spsech. She should be easily taken at \
disadvantage, and should be prone 20 blush
on the smallest prOyocatiOn. A q1ick-
witted liar is the most formidable toe a
Young man can take to his bosom.
Whether the young woman OF whom
| am treating should have money ST,
of course, a matter between yOu and your
banker.
Having chosen, the first thing is to make
sure you will be safe ia proposing.
With the right kind OF girl this should
not be difficult. OF course you must sigh
and gszs aud murmur the usual soft moth
inss; and you would do we'll to see whether
= little piqus or jealous lay not be useful
nov and then. Indeed this is indispensi-
bic, Tor if the jealousy seem very fierce the
ladg will not 10 4 Jealous woman is a
crown OF thorns to BIER husband.
Leading up TO proposal is very diff
cult art, for you have 20 be careful that
your bridges are open behind you, 40 that
the moment you see you ara not likely to
succeed you can retreat in good order and
without receiving any disastrous Vo!ley
from the enemy. In other words, il is
your object that, ii one Of the two should
look foolish, it shall not be you; aud II
you can only manage that the young lady
snail refuse your offer before you have
made it, you really want but little instruc-
hOn.
OF course it you have got her into this
humiliating position deal kindly and hu-
namely with her. Possibly then yen may
turn her hatred to gratitude aud 40 have
made friend instead OF peculiarly bitter
foe.
One smart mau OF nv acquaintance wss
IN the habit of rising to great heights Of
sentiment during a ball, ana IN y corner OF
the supper room, fixing bis expressive eyes
on his psrtuer, and whispering IN trem-
bling accents, Then will you have me?"
IL msttered little whether the answer was
veg or no for be was not a marrying
man. and uniformly replied either that it
was pity, for be had longed TO dance the
cntillon with her, or that he was delighted,
for he certainly would not have waited to
dance IL with aoy one else. But he play
Ell his little Joke too often, and after time
found il ditficult 10 get partners. he has
sunk very low now, aud lives, l believe,
on his patsrual acres in Essex, in CATERS
and dirty shooting jacket; fsttening pigs,
and digging mp weeds with a spud. And
can remember him one Of the smsrtest
men in town.
OF course, with a girl in her first-o
even perhaps her second season-there is
little difficulty. Her eyes will show you
pretty we'll what answer is ready behind
her ivory teeth. But do not he too easily
satisfied by the quick hesving Of her Dos
ON There il good deal Of excitement
10 a girl refusing a man, and that excite
ment NAV bs the cause Of the unwonted
hsayes. Always prOpOss-or lead MP TO =
propOssl-seated. When You are stand.
lnR up YOu are 70 cpiuc "a Ncut III WOiSS
position than she is. Probably she has
something in her hsnd--a fan or u para
sol-and even il abe has nothing q woman
can mansge her arms better than
a man. Besides, you must bear in mind
that il you are accepted your attitude
must be one OF sudden rapture, and If You
are standing (she will OF course be stand
ing too-yon couldn't propose standing
TO a girl sitting) you must at once
seizs her, or attempt to seize her, In =
close embrace. Now even Blondin would
ind il difficult not to oyerbalsnce himself
and topple forward when drawn suddenly
onward BY modest retiring damssl about
whom his arms are entwined; while he
cannot move either foot forward for fear Of
tresSiug on her feet or frock. 1t would
be ominous to begin by tearing her dress
out at the gathers.
No. Propose sitting. II the girl be
willing-and be not . fool I'VE need not
count foOl-girls; they can be proposed to
in any rough AID unscientific style)-shs
will allow one little white hand, as you
are growing terribly and meaningly tender,
to hang somewhers within your reach.