New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

"Tho Richmond State" IS unhappy because II has
such a small constituency, large number OF the white
men who read within It's baiwick refusing to take
any paper II The Stater IS fair sample OF tho
papers Of that section, 1t is not surprising that men
intelligent enough to read refuse to take them.
Good Cause for suspcion.-westerner I'm New.York
restaurant -Cracky, that steaks good Best ever I
see But, say, water, y'r cook ought TO be careful
He is oh Look at them dark strcaks across that
steak That never was cooked on a clean fryin pan,
l know."-tNew- York Weekly.
Defeated, not beaten i5 the Way THE Knox.
VILE (Tcnn.) Tribune (Dcm) puts it, Well, that is
entirely satisfactory to us. But next time you will
be beaten out OF your boots, well as defeated.
Two Tombs Miss May-Did you sec shakcspeare's
smith-Yes, and Ignatius Donelly's, too
Miss May-Are they buried together!
smith-No Shakespeare Is buried at Avon. and
Ignatius is buried In several bookstores.-tTimc.
To NJ. D. St. j., OF Walton, y. Y: Episcopal
clcrgymcn who know whereof they speak say that
Mrs. Nichols, the widowed daughter OF the Dean Of
Westminster, who Is raising money to build
santarum at Liberty, Va, is all that she represents
herself to be, and that the money sent to her
will be devoted to the above object.
Modes Of Transportaton.-City Man (ansve'ng an
old laly's question)-It will cost you about &c.
think That is the usual charge for hack ride around
OIL. Laiy-I said nothing about hack rides. want
10 20 Hacks Corners on the railroad, forty miles
C. M.-oh. it will cost about a dollar.-(New-Y York
Weekly.
The mongcl word tackoy,' meaning bad FORM
Is said to be an old word revived, having been In
use among the North Carolina negroes scventy-fve
years ago.
In the hall and Hs ss in Sni pa and
any Northern visitor entering Helena for the first
Tine the following s from the b, a res here
reader some idea Of the exact nature of the regu.
la,ions of the hotel in question: as they appeared
IDLE I.-Guests must pony up dollar and bits
Short bits don't kownt heer. No nickels or
Costs will Ieve thar weepins SOS they'll rot q
"sope 8 fowl will be found nesy watring trot
"NO ntn or shutn allowed In the bed rumes
"Gcsts must sine thar names e,,y day pay
Emmy ecst how isn't satisfied with these roofs
must moScy stand the consequences. '-(Montana
Letter In Boston Bulletin
The first cotton factory erected in Iowa is in Dcs
Moacs.
A Boston Registration scene.-o1ccr Ito young lady
who seeking 10 be Observation-Disclosures were you
Young Lady-At the state Prison in Charcstown.
Ohcerlndecd Was-was your mother con-
Young Lady-she served fourteen years at that In
stituiiOn.
Young f.ady-Hayncs.
Ofccr-Anyway related 10 ex-Warden Hayncsf
Young Lady--lic Is my father.
Ofdcor-Oh. all l see all right, Miss HayneA
-(BO,ton Journal
Southern California is rapidly becoming great
bean growing district.
St. is the only large city in the country that
will send solid Republican delegation to Congress-
THE NEWEST THING IN LovEsoNGs.
Ny love is like old. old shoe
That swcctly fits and gives pain:
Ny love IS like a hat that's
One hates to take her In the raint
Ny love is like the dinnerbe
~ whose bright call all gladly comet
My lovc-she wears very we'll
Is like the finest chewing gum. .
Ny love, besides is like the spring,
The pearl, the dove, The rose the star,
And every other blessed thing
That other loves of poets are.