New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-10-24
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

| The seamy side of the English Establishment e
revealed in an advertisement which recently appeared
| In The London Times" and which read as follows
To Noblemen and others.-A young clergyman fond
Of riding, driving, shooting, hunting cricket and all
outdoor sports would be glad to hear Of good living
! Address Ivanhoe, 147, Chancery Lane, W. CO.
Morning Greetings. -Teacher-Yes, children, when
Frenchmen meet they say How do you carry your
Chinese say How is your stomach?' Now. Of
course, YOU can tell me what Americans say when
Bright Pupl-Yes'm.
| We'll, you can answer What is the usual AmerI-
| can greeing!'
al How is your cold l"Philadelphis Record.
The boom which was recently started in Jerusalem
| st appears to hold It's own Several handsome
| public buildings have been erected on Mount Zion
| The Rothschild Hospital for Jews a neighborng
hill Is striking building although its crucfom shape
is source of grief TO faithful Jews. girls school
has been built by Italians, and stately building for
Russian pilgrims Is I'm of erection. Similar
buildings for German French and italian pilgrims are
already erected. On the top Of the Mount of Olives
the Russians have built ugly tower with the sole
object OF seeing the Mediterranean and Dead Seas
from its top; but their church in Gethsemane makes
up in beauty for the ugliness Of the tower A COM
pany of German Protestans, calling themselves The
Friends of the Temple which has been I'm existence
for many years, is TO take definite steps for
the restoration Of the ancient Temple.
A Paris firm has produced porous glass for window
panes 10 assist ventilation. Porous pasers said
TO be good for bodily pains, but whether porous
glass is good for window panes remains TO be de-
termlned -tNorrlst0wn Herald.
England used TO enjoy monopoly in furnishing
beer TO Central America, but at present nearly all
the beer ued there Is imported from the United States,
American beer being lighter than English beer and
therefore acceptable to Central Americans
Unexpected Demand for Mr.. wright" thank you,
fellow clzens,' said the pale, scholarly president Of
preside at ratification meeting, for this unlocked
Tor honor We have met TO express hearty in
dorsement of the party candidates presented for
suitrages. And now what is the pleasure of this as
sembly 7"
What's the matter with Ferguson ~ called out a
boy in the back seat and tho audience, as one man,
He's all right n
III. Mr. 9sfsl Wright is n the audience said
to the platform. H-(Chicago Tribune.
There are two rival jewelry stores on Greenwich-st
I'm this city, the propretors of which bear the
name. The elder being jealous of his younger rival
has displayed this sign in his show window: "This
concern was established in 1858 when Uhe
younger rival eight weeks old etc. We do
business on our own reputation
, Every time we read OF railroad horror we are
thankful that the Martha's Vineyard Railroad owns
only one iraln No fear OF collision atiict the
traveller on our fOad-(Martha's Vineyard Herald.
Carter Harrison, Of Chicago, viii arrive home
from his tour around the world on the 18th OF next
month. Some Of his admirers expect him 10 say
that he hasn't found any place wicked as Chicago
Salesman-Ihose COMPOUNDED dress goods don't go
Oft worth a cent. They've been In stock for
over year. and We haven't sold more than fifty
Proprietor did they cost us,
Thirty-fve cents; and I've been Offering them
Tor quarter"
why not try them on the bargain comterl'
" ! suppose we might try itn
"All right. And, Mr. Tatlng mark them at sew
enty mine cents We must get rid of them some wayp
-tBoston Transcript
Why need New Workers worry any more in summer
about hot weather. The North Pole Hotel Is now
open for guests at tho upper end OF Manhattan Island
Field I'm restaurant Brlat savarin said. Animals
feed men eat; but only men OF brains know how
to eat
Bacon-Indeedl
Maiter--What will you have sirf
cakes and a bottle OF lager.-l11me.
IN. Y. and b. b. appear on the epaulets Of the |
Bridge policeman. visitor 10 town wondered n |
the ponnant victory cated the authorities as 10 |
cause them to pacard the public officers with gold let
tiers indicating New orks and Base Ball. The club |
and the game go well together on tho shoulders of
g the finest"
=. Those persons who looked for the demise Of The
New-York Tribune, because a theatrical manager az
that city withdrew his advertsD.nt from lts col
nn'ns, must be surprised tO know that the paper
has appeared every day since IL In as ourlshipr
condition "a ever. The condition of the theatrical
manager Is not stated, but &c believed 10 be less
favorable ihaa formerly vLNorrstowQ Herald. !