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The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
bgazssnAsss or ihs Ligssf Habit Fos.lyei,
Cared By sdniuistsr4ns Dr., HaineG
Golden spseiAe

1t sau ex Etfcn Ia = cuPuf ciidCe Hr tea with
pqi lAf kHasa ifaisr OF The person taking IL. IS
tna0'aisis harmless AID aiil eject a pcrnfa-
eHht atsd speedy eaTT whether tbs patient is a
7ss,d-Fais artnkFr or an aicuhol.c wreck
Tafaasaaas Of arsf ksf,ts haFr brsn made tenn
f~fate haen y he haze taken Golden specific
W tseif noSse Siihsst their knaslrdge and
90 AaY neiirss tbry gull drinking ~ their own
ifes wth IT NfNhk FAILS The system
epeg lsarrexbslsa siih The rpeciAe h becomes
aitsx nas-o~zilAlity Tor The liquor appetite to
taist Fos fsA particulars, sddrrss GOLDEN
afknlfic CO. is3 R4es ST.. Cincinnati. O,
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
Bus Of Cost.

Treasurer's Office,
Skowh egan, Jan. 10, 1853.
The following bills of cost were allowed "a
The December Term OF the 5. j, Court, 1887:
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
WANTED.

A few cords OF Dry and Green Hard Wood !,
and one cord Seasoned Soft Wood, on account.
at THIS OFFICE.
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
INST AN 7

III cold water Immediately amer ea'inE II oaasss
ing and quickening the blood ant roFaofluf tha O
ali gone feeling and sefeBeSs a. the stssnasgh .
| a medicine for children, ~ has 30 t4n@i, heip.
rapid In it's action aDd pleasant . tAe t~s~. y
no ser talls T. stye ms ant reitef wheA agrttnt
are strictly fslewod Prepared hy NnfssB &se
icine Co. Norway Nc. sold By all dssiers GIVE
II n trial.
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
FOR PAIN.


tfas iasf tta5 -. sssa~a kta.i fsssa Ala. ssAfa
ftss-lassf tlsss safas-s taii Assf $50 Nsd tFsas
afl - - ri@sw zises ees ssfs 2 sssa sd
$50 - sssssss = saisste aaaA. e&sz4 resafs.
etii ~ @esia - EHeef t-ssg4ieI ssEs i4fAf Ges-s
II s4ass ,as4 =se.sssss kia2 i4s erst-a}s fFff
iGa es8resis safe ftsF sesp aNs AEA tfef@4se
&sistss4 Psssl ssHe ~@ezs bNsaz fwas bEs
Nss aieis 3. sta as-saisss So o@s siees~ a.
esaf 2ra ID
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
NR >>O>< would enjoy your dinner
NONs and are prevented by Dys-

pepsia, use Acller's Dyspepsia Tablets.
They are a positive cure for Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Flatulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them. 25 and 80 cents.
Il. I. Patten Druggist.
MY name |. b. Smith, said man at tAe
4 -. ,Jls.-z,I 70
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01

effsuti htf haadfrd ialiafs is good deal TO
So Ar pHeaFf thAt want bold saicr But
shsi VA sAss sos,.s u ths elabs arr doing.
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01

Cotton and Wool Carpets
from IS to j0e
All WOOL Carpets from e. 10 zoe
tapestry carpets from so to 81
Body brussels Carpets
from % to loo
oil 10th Carpets, all
prices.
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01

Please remember these are Win.
fer prices lof the present and can
not Dee duplicated. considering the
quality iu View England.
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01
RAILROAD, BASE BALL
AND
SPORTING WORLD,
TOGETHER WITH
Flll Local & TGlGgTaphiC News.
DAILY AND SUNDAY HERALD

Daily Herald, 5000 per year,
postage paid.
Sunday Herald, $500 per year,
postage paid.
Sample copies sent free.
R. N. Pulsifer & Co., Pubs.
a55 Washington ST, Boston. Mass. 4t4
The Somerset reporter., 1888-02-01

Helrs Of JOseph CIHrK, 45U 272m IIJ
Resident. 800 &c 49,, o
The above tax to he expended on the County
rond in said township. and Cephas Bean is
hereby appointed Agent to lay out and expend
the same.
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

There is more value in these engravings
than people think said a dealer "a be
fondied over a collection Of prints Of Ma
donnss and other heavenly beinzs. 'sCoplcs
Of some such e1gTavinSs are worth g. 600
each. and can scarcely be found even al tbat
price. There Is Muller's 'Sistine Madonna. ,
for iDstaDce He was German artist. and
put his whole SOU into Reproduction of
that Madonna for WEALTHY patron When
he bad done, bis work vas the most delicate.
faithful and sympathetic piece q engraving
that Was ever prod8ced. He struck OF 3 few
copies. and then his patron decided fhat it
Was too delicate. that tire lines must be deep
ened little. Maller carried O-It the order.
ard did soon afterwards q broken heart. p
The dealer seemed 70 sh&re the grief u the
unfortunate Muller. and a. be finished tbs
Gtf5e tale his voice fell IN s manner that sgz-
gsstei that his osn Eearf had heFer teen
wholly vel siDce thess lines we're deeTeDed IL
i p5ty 20 have q add tbsf ths cold zra m
romantic szcycioTsads records that Johann
Frla5rich Wilhelm hnllsr 6ied IN 1915 q
oveTvoxk buf e - set down tbsf hss wozdcr-
IA Ssxtlne Nsdorsna vas ris hfe ~oyk AID
ttrf be 1ie5 soe- after corrpietfa1 Il - n.
d-aaers stoxy may he true sfssr slA--Ee~
York Sun
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

THERE sailed from New Yerk for As
plnusl a short time since tbree sisters
Of the Order Of Good Shepherd from Mon
tred. They % 10 join mission at lima,
Peru, and Ia accordance with the vows OF
their order they can never see family or
friends again.
EVA WEETz, ten-year girl Of Balti-
more, whose birthday falls the same day OF
the year as that OF Bismarck, wrote him
letter of congrstulation this year. She has
received the following autograph reply:
"For your friendly congratuiation on the
occasion of my birthday return nay sincere
thanks. Won Bismarck"
A CALIFORNIA tramp has a novel method
Of getting money. He fixes up his arm with
CASTLE soap and caustic 20 represent
scald, and begs for aid on the ground that
he Just met with an accident He is said to
have worked this game successfully for four
years in various parts Of the State.
CREHATIoS is beginning to be taken up
by beneficiary societies The Gerrnan
Workngmen's Aid Society, of New York
which has been in the habit of paying the
funeral expenses of dead members, has
voted to buy $500 worth Of stock in the
crematory at Fresh Pond. Long Island, and
eighty members have agreed, when they
die, TO be cremated.
CurKY ESaINEKR NoRTHvAY, Of Chicago,
says Lake Michigan will probably average
a foot lower thss year than last. and hast
year the average was snx-tenths of foot
lower than in 1886. There is 10 explanation
of the fact The averages OF the depth Of
water in the great lakes run IN cycles Of
nine years each-that is, there is down
shoot for nine wears and then an up s boot
for The same period We now seem to be
near the bottom of the down-shoot-
WESLEYAN UsIvnRsIrr, at Mount Pleas
ant, Ia, has some enterprisjng girls among
its students. Thirty five Of them appeared
in chapel the other morning clad in very
pretty uniform consisting OF short skirt
Of navy blue cloth, wish blouse waist, skirt
and valet being elaborstely trimmed with
| gold brad and brass buttons. A nstty red
zousvs cap capped The climax The s,iris
| propose forming . military organization,
| and have hired an old soldier to teach them
| the man ssl OF arms.
A DUNLAP pa farmer piowed up the
other day what he thought at first TO De q
rusty button Upon the application Of a1-ias
| the true nature Of the fad cane 10 light.
and The fnder values IL at ten thousand dol
lars The button is about an inch and bali
| in diameter made of copper. and has the
| initials Of George Washington, " G. W
within circle N the center, bounded on
the oussido in a larger circle with the words
- ,or.r i've the President" Outside Of tsis
last circle OF ring Is a complete chain OF
| thirteen original States, with tho first let
ter Of each state iRclosed il one Of the thlr
| zen Inks
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17
TIE GENTtER SEX.

Noia Tvigz. q servant girl Of Portland.
Ore. has fallen beiresr - fortune Of 800
0oo IN England
The latest fad sr1ong Ss- York girls
il getting up coilectssa Of dEunzny cats FOR
ncssse decornffoa.
Mss Szrah z Bixby. Of Oakland. Cal
belie~es that IL sne were 60 dis the world
-ouh con1s - an sD3.
The "sbef~ of oBs of the faest hotels II
~ .outh. wsseh r. widely sBovn for tse ez
crsb-nsce q - c-1isze. IL wornsa.
se- York paper teiis 81 Harlem
wrasen -ao sss a~nHss rows II teefh -hiis
her %. sss - sse1b ., al Ho~ ed r ffs
se.t
FG td~-,s. secretary ef The Ksnsss
r s1cr>~sl soesegT. hes recesTe1 r@t-~Ds frsss
tke uunz~7psl ei~cs&eus n thsf s-zs~ wasck
l.ss-.ee tbas - 80 ~rzen voeed
Ararre~- ef seei@tv girss n Mob5s -
--u<Fv ars.rfr~1 sss>rsa-Hlr-s isno q wi,~rre'
rrczr~. k1rcxed sa~w fsoes, se~-~s tne sr--
f-szso~sI ~szs s,d xzws re~fa-.&-o> fss
ts- s-n~As ~ cn<rfszbse so-sezy.
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17
MEN YOU HEAR OF.

Charles A. Dana wears q hight blue
neckt,e.
Parnen is an enthusiastic student of
engineering.
Mr.. Gladstone says he WIN never sit for
another portrait
Mrs Randall is the plainest dressed wo-
man IN Washington.
Meisssnier spent four years over pic-
ture now on view in London
Bishop Fowler. of the Methodist church.
began MS career a lawyer.
Congressman Long. Of Massachusetts,.
never forgets a name or face.
Professor z s Morse asks 800. 900 for
his collection OF japanese pottery.
The Prince of Wales, 1t Is said. made
CSC. 900 by backing Ayrshire for the Derby.
Olaf Svendsen. the greatest Of all flute
He was born in Sweden
Rear Admiral Heneage. Of the British
navy. has forbidden the officers 70 wear col
orsd shirts under their coats.
Albert c. MscMshon. a nephew Of the
great French Geld marshal, Il mixing drink
az an Omaha soda fountain
The Chinese minister has scheme 10
build . $4,000 Americana -Chiness capitol
and hospital at San Francisco
The Earl Of Derby. whose seat is In the
subwbs Of Liverpool. is a pronounced klepso-
maniac
When the late Commodore Kittson was
O member Of the Minnesota legislature, ia
1851. be Travelled 500 miles ON snow shoes
Sir Andrew Barclay Walker, formerly
mayor Of Liverpool. has offered to Civ.
f25o. 900 toward building cathsiral in that
city.
Speeding Of our minister to France. q
correspondents in Paris ssys; "Tbe gallantry
Of Mr.. McLane 70 the fsir sax Is equal to that
Of hts predecessor
The ufksdo % japan has issued an edics
against what he calls ''the pernicsous game O.
baseball. which foreigners are attempting &C
introsiVcs INTO this country
Cardinal Gibbons. Catholic prtmata o.
the United STATS. Is the youns.st rerDber O.
the Secred eoEsge He wss q essbop At ;,
snd became sn archbishop nsre ysars lsser.
John W Nacksy. the sonarra king. has
dinner servi-e -ortb fI0o eoo Tse s;lveu
wss furnished from as 0-n rsiaes. and uror
th4 corupiesao1 - tne 80 he bought TIE die
outright. n order thar he st might nevsr b
F aGpiieaeed
The Prince of Wales has Sorned th-
sal wsite nat - portion u ehe fashA1nafl.
rassns sumner sfrir2 kt tbs DARBY r. r n
and sss sla-@f soa both vvor- bzaok saIk h.1s
eaE1s~sy es>ss ~ rvsrh raas-r1sl. vsruisbes
boses, u@n ooior-d glov-s srss re3 carnasson
SIR Neral Ns<kenzse examined th,
shruss - the cro-r rrfnrr w1ss sz esectri.
Asn1p. Tse lazap = appended ss TIE end q
~h.f hooks hxe kozx. siender p~1hoider
sid tse s-ororsaoslafely srrs8 barserv whiei
~srpii-~ re~ -.-cFTicttv = ~o~s sbc-f n
sxsrss.sax -srx-ons 1eck
Pr~siliert S~slvA - srherSs coTtex. 1
rHS-d ~7th q reznsrsahss ra-zo~T he i
ssi- - gree - nazoe every hvsnz S->isss
q sh- oots-xe ~hoEo - hs- s--~ r~e. .n'
fr>~snen ~hc k-~@ act h->n IN csslex.
--k >~s <nru-z>-6 - he>r sh> p->~s3eze ss
49, fA~r-s ~ sh-sr 1-xt usnues
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17
S14.88 from the Tower.

Sc, SS and $40 Suits adds another chapter
to the Towers record for selling the best
goods for the least money. IL advertising
is to ensure such a rush We had at the
Tower yesterday, we shall desist for while.
Now rich and poor, mechanics and mer-
chants, Republicans and Democrats, we are
in business in Grand Rapids for the pur-
pose of gaining livelihood. We propose
to do it by honest endeavors to please the
public by upright methods, by dealing in
truth We promise to save one-tbrd to
every purchaser who enters our store next
week. If You conclude you have notsaved
thirty three per cent. by buying of US
bring back your goods and we return your
money. Come this week for Cbildren's
wear and Furnishing Goods, to the largest,
leading Clothing, Hat and Furnishing
Goods, supplying depot in Grand Rapids.
You will be welcomed by the public's
obedient servants.
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

1ss hsyz1s s~s~x .szs~o 49,
>x eA-1E
A - rs<znnHs a~ss< - Azz-
A. - <sA F~>>~-s~ s>a--l1 - -
O. s~Ss
T~. rrssa - - Ds@z,y
wsss l4-r ks-~zy s-s~N<s<1 k<1z11y
kv~s osg vzx1is . rss - l1<D.- t1s -eo~ss
As - o@s4<>Ss<ss a. c@>as
ksses teoAss IA. zzess 80. pz.ra-
wsssA sa@y A-i~s 1850 ps~ass - - ss<>s@
b. - as-.d ESQ - s~y
yg-< ia ra1-
A. - sd an ~ s4ss1ou<rr.
A. - 1-suxEs q ~s<zzo 49, - -
ks~p ~ sxa
bus sausro1@F <xrro<E.
who go - iex<l scss<
noehso ~ Els ~sSea ass wsfhsf - en1;d
H-ss So p4es sseris~Aea
Bs1.k. ss2 hza - goa oxp@aa~1
A. s~1~ dove s0AssasE-s-s p~~aisrusas sad
An ne eunos asxsrs nssesd ~
L1<t Asa n<12;
An shs xa121ns ss1ss noos hka
An . sAaxxs< ussa - slsoo< hAo
TosAer alx1A
An . AeodA4z s>oc - skan hnA.
An an rnlins Tsa sx.. hlaa.
Al . hsrass. a. hos ear. az . drsy
A AS1a> 1ns>s iaSsr.
In Q ro<seu sls~ossx
h tn down taarsssn ssor1ss m eoe Day
An trs house. y csuxfsS xovo
ro<her nlxnI
An hiS gas meter exploded
Cun endar KNOW tnst d Was Ioadc1o
Awrsa ssati
Az ms house widely sczrzersds
o'er NE ooons<y u wac sparterea.
n xftfa r<fs
jim wzs 50 eOmpi-tely shlsered.
He amt aoser bosa dxkzSsEso,
But the coroner concluded he was esA4
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

P--ssrs s7.zn7 n rstrtDors- v~ -
5~s.e< - ese r-~z8szss - Jsn~scs Z. AZ
,. r.~rTses yoxns ~>z>>r -ft. rs-ens II
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r>ascsx sk~Urs><n - ssscs aa<p~-s s<Asf ~sex
ns sx>. he ~zss sss-f kr r>znezshr~B-s n
zze szxsf~sr~-v - sa~r uzs~rs~rs, 49, besk
scsozz1 sues-es ~ -z>s<y es>-s s&z - -
s~sw6 NsSnnA
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17
To the Editor of the Telegram Herald.

1t seems to us that an interesting and
instructive article for Sunday reading might
have been furnished your readers had you
dispatched reporter to the scene of liveli-
ness that was presented at our store during
yesterdays unparalleled rush. Yes you
might have taken Human Endurance for
a text Advertising, for another, Square
Dealing, Reputation, Prime Goods, Courte-
Gus Saesmen Commodous Quarters, Alive
to the Wants of the Public, and filled a
volume.
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

Y--o~ v~wssr fs1 6ess-rhI -uBe -
b-v szo~ fc- 7su>x sszss>znss- s"e
h.FS1y r>ew vhss kzsa q hss~ s
sea~r<
T-afsr-Tsa, .ss~s -hs< 500 hs1 A>ss
- w-s~e
Toazx W--nas--Cnsrsr- -~-the Tsurs
r-r<i~<aNz r-~-~ = rrsrn a<r f-s, tkssaz-
D>.s~r AeS ysa hsS sess@r ees~ct go
~<ta-~xs sAS wss~2<A - k--Ae~ fsrk
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

Lady from Boston. on the diEan-Teu
had 20 run after the men last night more
than some of as Like TO do. bat You GER
tainIy were the beiie OF the occasion.
The Other LADY, the beliet Why.
Capt. Gasiing said you were the belle
the elecsrsc bell-slways to be found on
ON the wahl
[Exit with flushed face. LITE.
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

A 1nr-he< - the szr>st csx -Ez zpA17-s -
Tndsenzpcls 49, p~nsaos~d - cners~o
sr,<sscase oa~srr - pr1pe~fy - --rac~v car
Na - h~-~us~ = haS I'D so<hsng h-t
-~co-3 - sessssnuz. robberses sna 1~rS<r
sara = s~ks - se<.e
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

Seals srs rzTscizx tl,e salrson n P<1os~cot
bsy. sn1 fishermen - ssrn 81. -svsgiag the
ses}s. Tss Ear tez of TIE isss.r have sesz
xls1sd
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17
Our o8 Gent. Hat Sale

Overshadows all previous attempts Our
SASS Mems Suit Sale has been appreciat-
ed and this Sunday some of the best
dressed men in Grand Rapids are surpris-
inc their friends with the information that
they wear Suit worth S25 to $50 at
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

ne greatest sale of Coats ever made
in Michigan, is but single item illustrative
of what advertising, bargains and public
confidence did yesterday. The Tower sold
sold, but 1852 patrons of the Tower will
talk about it. Ask them if they secured
bargain
We now deal in Promises-For the
coming week we promise regular series
of daily Bargains which we will announce
in our usual way.
IHE FINEST THIN SUMNER GOODS
Telegram-herald., 1888-06-17

for men and boys ever displayed in this
State are on our own counters at popular
prices. Delegates to Chicago buy an Ulster
before starting on your mission. You will
need a cool coat to travel in and the
weather indications are for Hot Weather
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
TO TEACHERS.

Superintendent Strauss furnishes the following further information in regard to the teachers excursion to San Fran cisco.
 Tickets will be for sale at stations on the Southern Pacific R. R. from July Jo to 18th at two thirds regular rate, this rate however not to exceed that from Fl Paso which is S47, Tickets will be good to arrive in San Francisco not later than July 18th and for return not later than September Ish.
 On the Atlantic & Pacific R. R. rates will be from Holbrook, Winslow, Flag. staff and Williams SAP. Prescott Juno ton, $4I; Peach Springs S3S75; and Blackberry S37 3s for the round trip On the Atlantic & Pacific parties desir ing to go must make application to the agents at the stations named, in season to enable the agents to procure tho tickets from the main office a: Albuquer que.
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
Notice of Sale of Real Estate.

M otce is hereby giver, that in pursuance o( IN an order of the Probate Court of the County Of ot hise. Territory Of AIiz ma, made on the a6th day oi Decem ger 1896 in the ma ter of the ssta of Ambtos Lyall deceasei, the under signed. the sdmIni. .tia ator of said estate will ] s,h at ubc auction 10 te highest bdde,, for l cash and subject ,o c. nhrmat on y sa Probate Court on Monday the 18th day of May 1888, at 10 o'clock a. m. at S,lc CT Holes nch, Sul. phur Spring Valley in the Coiniy of ochise, all the right tile, interest and estate of the said Ambros Lyal at the tine of lis death, and all the tight. title and intere tha the said estate has, b. eperat n o law or otherwise, acquired other. u an or Tn addition to that of the sad Am- bros Lyall at the time Of his ceath in and to al that cer ain lot, piece parc,l of land si uate. lying and eing in the said C. uny of Cochiss Territory tfArizona. and ouDdeo and describ. i'd as olow, to wit One ei tn in crest in all the lands owned and ccntr hed by tte Soldier Hols Cat Company in C. chi county Territory os Arizona k own as Soldier Holes catt e ranch and Ranges, at and adj icent to Soldier Holes, Sul. phur spring Valle said county and ter. itory. Terms and condiio of sale, cash, ten per cent Of the pur' hase money to be paid to the auction. eer on the day of sale talan,e on conhi m itioa Of sale by .a Probate Court D ed at expense of purchaser, IoEL LYALL.
 Administrator. By R. E. Wilson. attorney for estate of Ambr,s Lyall. deceased.
 Da.ed at Tombstone. April as. 1888.
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
Summons.

In the Justices Court of Precinct No. One. County of Cochise, Territory of Arlzona Be. fore Inc. C. Easton. a Justice Of the Peace Edward Morehou e, P.a.htiff. vs. The Conten- tion H,ll Mining and Milling Company. deien- datt Acion brought in said Justices Ceurt. and the comp aipt filed in the said Court by the saio u,lice of the Peace in the sad County of Cochise.
 he Territory of Arizona sends greeting e The Contention Hill Mining and Milling Con- pany. foleign corporation. organized under the laws of the State of California, defendant.
 You are hereby summoned and inquired to appear in an acti-n brought again you by the above named pa htif in the said Justices Court. before said Justice of the Peac-, at his office on Allen street, City ot romostt ne, Cochise County aforesaid, and to answer the sa comp aint filed therein, within five days (exc usive of the day of service) after tn. service on you of this summons. If served within this precinct, or if served without this precinct but in this County. within ten days; or if served cut of this County within fifteen days; otherwise within twenty days. or judg. ment by deiau vii be taken against you ac- cording to the prayer of ssid cou ant. The sad alton is brousht to recover a judgment against said corporation for the sum of Sr6o and inc est from December 9. I8S7. The ssne being for assessment wo done on the Bl .ck Prince a Aidie mining claims situated in the lombstcn; mining distfict, for the year 1867. and you Ire hsreby notified that il you fail to appear and answer ihe saii complaint, as atove required, the plaintiff will apply for judgm-nt y defaut against you tor S i'd sum ard l costa,
 Given under my hand at my said off C this 18th day of April. A. D, I8 B.
 JNo. (. EAsroN.
 Justice of tie Peace in and for said Precinct County and Territory.
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
The Latest and Greatest Discovery

The Latest and Greatest Discovery.
 pr. ]. De Pratt's Hambug Figs-a crystalized fruit cathartic. A boon to every household. A most delicious laxative or purgative, prepared from fruits and vegetables. So perfectly harmless that they may be administered with entire safety to an infant. So eff cacious to adults that a single dose will prove their value, and so elegant a preparation that it needs only to be pre-. ssnted to the public to become neees. sity in every household throughout the land. For liver complaints habitual constipation, indigestion, dyspepsia and piles, they are specific. To travellers by sea and land they will be found in. valuable; they are positively unfailing in heir action, and this is the only medicine ever offered to the pubic that is accept able to the taste, and SO pleasant that children will eat the figs as eagerly as candy. For sale by every druggist throughout the world. Price $ cents a box. ]. ]. Mack & Co.,, Props, g and IT Front street, San Francisco, Cal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
AwoNDERFuL FEAT.
Rochester Democrat

Among half dozen commercial drum mers who occupied seats in a Central Hudson smoker, relating thelr accus- toned yarns for their own qualification, was one who had made himself conspicu. ous by his silence. He sat in thought full mood with his smoking cap partly drawn ever his eyes, and with large sample case in front of him he did not look like deceiver.
 The C ,nversa,:oa had turned on their hair. breath escapes from railway acci- dents, and while each went the previous one little better, this modest one did not wonder at any of the stories or essay to question them. But his turn came and he hadehis revenge.
 Speaking of hard riding," said he, as a hardware drummer had finished a blood curdling recital of lightning ride on New England road, "the fastes travelling ever did was on single tracl  road in Kansas. We had just rounded a curve when the conductor entered the car hurriedly and erred: "Shut you eyes and hold on to the seats." We al did as we were told, few minutes WI were experiencing an awful sensation The cars seemed to shudder, the win dows to creak, and then all was over 4 moment afterwards the conductor enter ed the car and gave the order: "Open your eyes and let go of the seats."
 Everything looked natural, but thu queer proceedings had aroused my cur iosity and was led to ask the conductor what had taken place.
 "Not much," said he, "This is a singl tracked road, and we just jumped . freight"
Tombstone epitaph., 1888-06-16
CHEWING GUM AND WHISPERS

It has been discovered by scientists that the habit of chewi"g gum by ladies causes a beard to grow on the chin. The constant working of the under jaw is said to in some manner stimulate the roots of the almost invisible hairs on the beautiful female chin, and in time pro fuse set of chin whiskers make their ap. pearance. A Boston lady was the first to discover that the whisker which had appeared on her chin was caused by chewing gum, and she told doctor; who began experimenting. He selected sell ected several young ladies who were just beginning to chew gum and watched them, and recorded the progress of the hair. Girls in the same family who did not chew were not troubled in the same manner, so it was clear that chewing gum was the cause. Since the doctor pub. lished the result of his observations and warned the ladies of what would be the result if they acquired the gum habit very few Boston ladies have looked oa gum when it was red, or any other color for that matter.-Peck Sun.