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Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Burdette's Advice About Marrying.

r. J. Burdette, in the Burlington Hawk-
eye, gives the following advice to young
men: "You say you demand a domestic,
useful woman as your wife. If that is so,
marry Nora Mulligan, your laundress'
daughter. She wears cow-hide shoes, is
guiltless of corsets, never had a sick day
in her life, takes in washing, goes out
house-cleaning and cooks for family of
seven children, her mother and three sec
tion men who board with her. 1 don't
think she would marry you, because Con
Reagan, the track-walker, is her STYLE of
man. Let US just examine into your quail
ifieations as model husband after your
own matrimonial ideas, my boy. Can you
shoulder barrel of -four and carry it
down cellar? Can you saw and split ten
cords of hickory wood in the fall SO as to
have ready fuel all winter? Can you
spade up half acre of ground for a
kitchen garden? Do you know what will
take the lime taste out of the new
cistern, and can you patch the little leak
in the kitchen roof? Can you bring home
a pane of glass and wad of putty
and repair damages in the sitting-room
window? Can you hang some cheap pa
per in the kitchen? Can you fix the front
gate so it will not swag? Can you do any
thing about the house that Con Reagan
can? My dear, dear boy, you see Nora
Mulligan wants higher type of true
manhood. You expect to hire men to do
all the mans work about the house, but
you want your wife to do everything any
woman can do. Believe me, my son, that
nine-tenths of the girls who play the piano
and sing so charminply whom vor, in vour
limited knowledge set down as mere butter
flies of fashion, are better fitted for wives
than you are for husband. If you want
to marry a frst-class cook and experienced
housekeeper, do your courting in the in
telligence Office. But if you want a wife,
marry the girl you love, with dimpled
hands aud face like the sunlight and her
love will teach her all these things, my
boy, long before you have learned one-hali
of your own lesson"
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Mstropolitan Theater.

This evening Donnelly and Girard and CON-
pany from the Fifth Avenue Theater, New
York, appear in the comedy, Natural Gas" in
which the comedians named have specially
parts that are reported as original and at once
amusing and entertaining. The play Is q mus
ical farce comedy. The New York Graphic says
it ought to be called Laughing Cas-" because
of the conyulsions of laughter 1t proyokes. The
New York Times says: 'Pantomimic hustle and
popular melody keep the piece going-and the
fun, if boisterous is not vulgar. 1t belo5gs to
the Hoyt style of plays-'Bunch of Keys Rag
Baby, lin Soldier, etc.-but is infinitely better
than any OF the above plays. Donnelly and
Girard, two young American comedians. ere
ated positive sensation in the second act. in
their great speciality. The Summer Season.
giving imitation ms of distinguished celebrities"
The New York Herald is quoted as saying of
the piece: The new piece is quick In action,
bright in dialogue. full of fun, and played by a
clever company of comedians, among whose
members are several young and pretty women
and some capital yocaiists. The piece and the
company made a decided hit with a very largo
audience. which laughed and applauded con-
stSntly.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Free Library Meetine.

The Roard of Trustees of the Public Library
met at their office in the Library building last
evening. Present-W. c. Fitch, President; Add.
C. Hinkson. Vice President; S. H. Gerrish. See.
retary; A. S. Hopkins and l.. Z. SIN tn.
The report of the Librarian for the:month OF
October was read, as follows: Number of books
issued during the month, 3,43S, classified thus
Fiction 1857; history, 90: biography, 92 travels
and adventures, 121: miscellaneous literature,
Isl; religion, ID; poetry and drama, 53: science
Ill; percentage of fiction, n; number of names
on the register S,227; amount of fines collected,
81 IS; catalogues sold q number of books re-
paired in library by Librarian 200. The follow
ing bills were ordered paid: Capital Gas Com
pany, "A 60; B. Ruhl, S22 IS: C. G.. Hancock,
S7S so; Locke d Layenson, SIC: H. C. Maercker,
S29 u; w. H. Van Valer, s6; The History Com
pany. IS so; A. S. Clarke, IS 81; Day 4 Joy,
S14 70; Whittier. Fuller & Co., 81 %; H. K. Wal
lace d Co.. 81: F. W. Sauze s5 So
The Board then adjourned.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
DIEE.

Sacramento Eoy ember 5-Timo ny Costello
beloved son OF Mrs. Bridget Costello (and
brother of Mary, Katie ana Patrick Costello)
native of Sacramento, 26 years, mouths
and l6 days.
Friends and acquaintances are respectfully IN
vised to attend the funeral, which will take
place this "wednesday afternoon, November
7th, from his mothers residence. TIA Eighth
street, between and l., at 2.30 O'Clock
thence to the new Catholic Church. where
funeral services will be held.
Sacramento, November 4-Benry Hensche,
native of Germany, 81 years and % days.
Friends and aequaintsnces are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral, which will take
place from his late residence. 1929 Fourth
stree, between VI and \, this "wednesday
afternoon at 80 o'clock
at Cosumnes, NovenEDer 6-Michael Pickett,
native of Ireland, 81 yeas.
Friends and aequnintanees are respectfully in
vited to attend the funeral, which will takt
place from the new Catholic Church at
o'clock this "wednesday afternoon.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
How to save Bows,

Open your blinds by day and light
bright fires at night. illuminate your
rooms. Hang pictures upon your walls
Put books and newspapers upon your
tables. Have music entertaining
games. Danish demons OF dullness and
apathy, and bring in mirth and good
Stimulate their ambitions in worthy di-
rections. While you make home their
delight, fill them with higher purposes
than mere pleasure. Whether they shall
pass boyhood and enter upon manhood
with refined tastes and noble ambitions
depends on you. With exertion and
right meaus, a mother may have more
control over the destiny Of her boys thar
any other influence whatever.--1ppteton'
Journal
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
LOCAL BREvITIEs.

The funeral OF ex Senator Chandler will take
place at his residence, near Nicolaus, Sutter
county, this afternoon.
horse attached to wagon belonging to the
California Market ran away on Front street
yesterday, but was stopped by an awning post.
a one-,egsed man and an idiot boy who came
In from the County Hospital yesterday at
tracted crowd at Third and streets. officer
Able took the boy to the station-house and the
hospital authorities were notified. Subsequently
an sttache of the hospital came in and took the
boy back to that ins tuition.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Arrests.

The following arrests were recorded on the
slate at the Station house last night w. ].
Hill, petit larceny, by officer Frazee; Thomas ].
Mather, illegal voting, by officer Mclaughlin;
Brooks, drunk. by officer Farrell; Thomas Me-
Nichols, illegal voting, by officer Campbell and
special officer Goods; Charles Clarkson illegal
voting, by Deputy United States Marshal
'Brien; John Haggerty, drunk, by officer II
dred.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL.

Mrs. W. C. Collins is visiting relatives in
Chico.
L. H. Taylor came down from Susanville yes
terday.
the city.
Joseph stefens returned yesterday from trip
TO Oregon.
John S. Barrett, an old sacramentan. was in
| town Monday
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Imported Costume Cloths.

According 10 leading fashion writer's. no more
desirable novelty in Dress Goods has been in
troduced this season than the heavy but fine
French Serges, with woven borders Some of
the borders are plain others in shaded effects,
but in all the colors are rich the contrasts har-
monizing, with an ali Of quiet elegance about all
the patterns French thought in designing and
French deftness in weaving shine out all over
them
Most Of the patterns Dew to day; $12 so
and SI7 SO per costume.
Searchers afer rare things in Winter Mill
merry will flnd pleasant surprise in the en-
broidered Flannes for Crowns Brms, etc. The
work these tannels is exquistely done,
and with Persian effects in irrdescent and
copper colors. Nothing like them has been
seen in previous seasons
MILLINERY DEPARTMENT
Pretty shapes in Chdrens and Misses Felt
Hats-a dozen or more stylish shades, IS cents
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
Bad Girls.

Cora Mains and Theresa Rankin, the two
little girls who lately charged George Lang with
criminally assaulting them, were found by
officer Ash roaming about the streets at IL
O'Clock night before last and were given lodg-
ings ut the stetion-hous Theresa's father came
and took her home early in the morning, but it
was after noon before the parents of Cora Mains
came after her. The girls are said to be behay-
ing very badly and there is talk of sending them
to the Boys and Girls Industrial Home in San
Francisco.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07

A child has been sent to congratulate
his grandmother on her birthday. "Grand-
mamma 7 he exclaims "may you live until
the end of your daysl' "AlasP' replied
the old woman resignedly, "at my age,
! can scarcely expect to live as long as
that"
Sacramento daily record-union., 1888-11-07
OF INTEREST TO MEN.

Three cakes Fancy Toilet Soap in box 10
cents NORTON DEPARTMENT.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

miles and claims a population of half
a million, though this estimate is based.
on no census. The national army is
supposed to contain 1000 men and Off
GERS, all told. and the navy contains
just one war vessel, a gunboat of 900
tons, to which should be added four or
five sloops which are partially armed.
The little Republic is perpetually with
out funds, though fathering a debt of
$40, 000,0 900 which it makes no pretense
of trying to pay, and does not even pay
the interest except at such times as it
can borrow more money from its
creditors. Four-fifths of the people
are negroes. and the remainder are of
mixed blood, and all are French in
language, politics and ideas of govern
ment. The government is republican
IN form, and revolutionary in fact. The
presidential election occurs every six
years, and it's strong man who serves
full them, and an exceptional term
which does not witness two or three
more or less successful revolutions
To-day a revolutionary president, Gen.
Legitime, is at the head of affairs, the
lawful President Solomon, having
been driven to France few months
ago, where he died, about the
only thing he could do without
being disturbed at it by rivals.
While Legitime claims to have estab-
lished his right to the Presidency, as
matter of fact he is fighting with the
Solomon party which denies that his is
the lawful government. 1t was the
begitime faction that seized the Haytiel
Republic, a vessel belonging to an
citizen, and which Secretary
Whitney is sending United States
warships to recapture. Most countries
would regard the seizure as
an act of piracy. and would punish the
freebooters without diplomatic formal
tiles, but the United States do not like
to be hard on a protesting republic,
hence Whitney sends orders merely to
take the ship from the pirates, and re-
turn it to the owners.
1t is difficult to understand how any
body in this country can be afflicted
with remorse or fear over this affair.
Let the very worst occur and it cannot
rise to the dignity Of row. Hayti is
too insignificant to be annoying and too
small to be spanked.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15
THE HAYTIEN AFFAIR.

It would be amusing, if the writers
were not in such solemn earnest, to
read what some of the newspapers are
saving about the dispute between this
government and the little republic of
Hayti. One refers to it as "a serious
affair" another speaks of the "war
cloud" another advises wise states
manship in this critical business" and
80 they run. Now, America is perhaps
the most powerful nation on the globe,
fearing none because it knows that it is
a match Tor the very best of them.
Hayti is probably the weakest OF all
Independent governments. 1t occu-
pies one end OF the island
of Santo Domingo, has q ter
torial area Of ten thousand squar
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15
NOT MANLY.

The HERALD advises both the friends
and the enemies to Statehood for Utah
not to be in the least disturbed by
what was said in the Democratic eau
Gus held in Washington on Thursday.
The friends should not be elated and
the enemies will not be discouraged.
The fact that the caucus didn't have
the courage to include this Territory in
the omnibus bill is pro Of enough to all
Who know anything about the ways of
politicians that the majority of the
caucus wouldn't have the courage to
vote for the admission of Utah. The
separate bill scheme was simply q
dodge to avoid letting Utah in,
for if the caucus members
had wanted to let her in, the easiest
way to accomplish it would have been by
including her with the others. This is
the frank. truthful way of stating the
case, and the members of the caucus
know it. It looks to US as if the Dem
ocrats were anxious to keep Utah IN
line with the Democratic party, but
were afraid to be fair and just towards
her. The statement made by Mr.. Game,
backed and verified as it is by the Of
fetal and court records, should have re-
moved all objections to the inclusion
of Utah in the omnibus bill, for
more than any other Territory is
she entitled to admission to the Union
The Democrats might at least have
shown their good will and friendly
wishes, if they have any, and done it
in manly. whole-hearted manner.
The action taken has very much the
appearance of stab in the back.
Fortunately the people of Utah will
not be disappointed. They did not ex-
pect Statehood from this Congress,
and as a matter of fact had almost
ceased to think about Statehood.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

ANOTHER WAY to divide the great
State of California, would be to divide
Nevada at the same time, attaching the
two halves of the latter to the two
halves of the former. In that way two
glorious States would be created and
decaying rotten borough wiped out of
existence. 1t might be little severe
on California, but in this world every
BODY must make some sacrifices.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

It ia interesting to study tnese
figures, and show by them the talsity Of
the persistent Republican assertions
that the people repudiated Cleveland
and tariff reduction "heresies" at the
election. Four years ago Clevelsnd's
plurality of the popular vote was
81 683; this year it was $685., plural
itv gain for him of SO 903. OF the pop
Mar votes the Republicans gained
$50. 248. and the Democrats 623, 151.
With this shoWingi it can not be claimed
with any degree of propriety that the
Democratic party is minority party,
. or that the voters are not in sympathy
with the tariff reform principles, as ex-
pressed in the st. Louis platform. The
returns are full of encouragement for
the Democrats to fight it out on this
line"
Another thing that the returns show Is
the necessity for changing our electoral
system so as to permit the majority to
rule. One of these days the people
NAV uOL QulSJ1N w .
President; they may take 1t into their
heads that inasmuch as thisiis republic
the chief feature of which is that the
government must be managed by the
party having the most votes, they will
inaugurate the popular candidate in
spite of the decision of the Electoral
College. And if they were to do that,
who would or could say them nay?
This, we believe, is the first time In
the history of the Republic when the
popular vote and the vote of the Elec-
toral College did not run together.
Mr.. Tilden had 25O,O0O more votes
than Hayes, and the formers electors
were chosen, but the result was changed
by monstrous fraud outside the |
Electoral College. On that occasion
the candidate with the minority vote in |
the college and minority of the popu-
lare votes was inaugurated. Now,
however, the Electoral College and the
peoples will do not agree.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15
THE POPULAR VOTE.

Following is a table of the votes cast
at the late Presidential elecnon' II
most instances the figures are taken
from the official returns, and IN 'ne
cases of the other States the figures are
substantially correct; the othcial re-
+1rrs will not change them materially;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15
Card of Thanks

To our friends in Big Cottonwood and
those in this city who aided US in cur
recent sff1iction, we desire to 1eturn
our heartfelt thanks.
Mr., AND MRS. JOSEPH j. DAYNEs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

Our Display Of Articles Suitable for Holiday
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-15

The vote of Streeter, the. Unlon-LaoeF
candidate, was $4,000. his highest State
vote being in Kansas, 1925, Texas
coming next with %. 459, and Wisconsin
third, giving him 1859.
Tho vote of 1894 stood as follows:
Bent County register., 1888-11-10

cleared so completely that the presi-
Dental vote can be fairly seen, Har-
rison. as our friend Sam Cox would
say, is "thoroughly elected in every
respect"
So sweeping, indeed, has been the
victory that his majority in the elect
oral college will be at least 65. He
has carried not only New York, but
Indiana, Wisconsin and California
by safe majorities according TO the
latest returns.
In other words, he is elected presi-
dent without the vote of New York.
This settles the case beyond all pos
sibity of dispute, and shows the size
of the democratic defeat. The
White House being disposed of, the
only other points of interest are the
two branches of congress. If, as is
now claimed, the Delewsre Legisla-
ture is republican on joint ballot the
republican party will have working
majority of one in the senate, with
the vote of Vice-President Morton.
If West Virginia has gone republi-
can matters are only worse. of course,
and this is not improbable.
The house of representatives is re-
markably close. The Herald, Sun and
World agree tina. the majority will
be very uncertain either way. The
Herald figures ont the majority for
tae democrats l6s to l6l-on very
Incomplete returns.
The Times figures a democratic
majority of three, which the Phila-
delphia Times exactly reverses these
estimates, giving three to the repub-
lican party. Mcpherson, long the
republican clerk of the house of rep
resentatives, estimates the republican
majority at seventeen, and the Trib.
une accepts these figures.
As early as Wednesday evening
the Denver Times said: There is no
longer doubt that General Harrison
is elected. The latest returns from
New York indicate that he has car
ried the state by at least 10000 plur-
ality. The democratic press of New
York City give up the fight and con
| cede Harrison's election.
There is every reason TO believe
that Indiana has gone republican by
safe plurality, but with Indiana in
the democratic column the result Is
not changed.
The democrats, as usual, die hard,
but the more conservative ones have
already given up the battle. The
republican party Is victorious. Ben
jamin Harrison is elected Presiden,
of the United States.
Bent County register., 1888-11-10

The Methodist ladies election din
ner was well patronized and their :
ceipts were satisfactory, their expen-
ses was much larger than usual and
the fact that their oysters did not ar
rive to be surved during the evening
cut of good share of profit.
Bent County register., 1888-11-10

The Jetmore, Kansas, Journal
threatens ''ruction" in that part of
the country if parties owing them do
not pay up. We do not know what
a ruction is but it must be something
awful bad, the Colorado weekly pa
pers ought to get one.
Bent County register., 1888-11-10

Mr.. Swift assisted the ladies in
their election dinner by buying one
hundred and twenty-five tickets for
dinner. Every newspaper man and
printer In town was furnished . din
ner ticket, for which they return
thanks.
Bent County register., 1888-11-10

Now is the time to write and send
advertising matter relative to Lamar
and surrounding country east. Land
hunters will be coming west from
this time until late next spring and
we want to call thei- attention to this
part of the great vinyard.