The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-03-30
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~ '0h S'0"' Noal VI pluck r.
the feathers of live goose
A stable government should 3.
that is ruled by horse sense.
1888 is bat little over a fr.or
time. anyhow-one and three s,,,.
A young man intending 80 ~. ~.
suit.'' first went and had his sr,.
ed.
There is a man in Audubon ~.
Ia, who bears the sulphurjc ~.
John Hell.
Never go back on friend wsor
have always found worthy Of yor,
fidence.
Bismarck again calls for q nj.
appropriation to maintain the n.s
Europe.
The boy who has a femsls q.
teacher knows all about m:s.,
switches.
Historian Bancroft is the only up,s
person who has at all times fres5,-
the UOOr OF the senate.
a farmer says that gate uors,,
that which is expended for the a.
caused BY Jim and Kate.
The production Of pig iron E,
Southern States in 1887 was g25 4q-.
over the production of 1886.
1t is strange, A woman WIN ,..
to have a mind of her own. takes
opportunity to give everybody A,
of iU.
The women of Russia do all The
vesting. The gram is cut with III,
as it was 1900 years ago, and is tbr.,
with a fail.
1t has been averred that a lady,
a dimond ring will scratch her D.s.
a given period four times as often
other women.
LaundrymeD are the most humps,.
forgiving beings on earth. The n
cuffs you give them the more they r
do for you.
Many a promising career has !
cut short by the walls of a peniter,
simply because it was deemed eass
raise checks than TO raise corn.
How do you define black as Il
hat 2 said a schoolmasteI to one Of.
pupils. Darkness that may be f.
replied the youthful wit.
1t is estimated that the Chinese o,
chants of New York pay the I'm
States Government over 3, 800, 900 ,
year for duties on imported gooLs
Snail dinners are becoming fash.-
able in Washington as well as in Y.
York City. AS popular article o! d
the snail is advancing slowly, bu.
getting there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Bated, o: HI
over, Mass, were born on the ss,
day aud at the same hour, and 4.
niDety-two YEAR, of age. They h
been married sixty-two years.
a young girl at Koekuk, Ia, fell
bridge. and, being unable TO Use /.
mediately, her tongue frozs 70 The n
rail way and remained in that condn.
until released by passer-by.
Mrs. Maria Barton will not write
more books except for pleasure.
claim to Mexican property worth :
600, 900 has Just been decided 10
favor after eighteen years Of hard O..
ing.
Near PlscataQuls, Ne. farmer
down a tree and hauled It home
other day. When he went to spl, i.
for fre-wood be was greatly surml
to lind big bear enjoying his viz,
nap inside the hollow log.
What branches do you find q
useful TO your pupils ?" asked a ys
OF a professor at the UniversIty. "A
branch is good, but I fad tha.
branches from The birch tree are
most useful of ALL. -
An Albany man died a few days
while shoveling snow from the s..
walk in front of his house. His 0
door neighboI, who left the snow
itself, remained in good health and Z
presented by his wife with twins.
Miss Minnie Freeman. the her
school teacher of Myra Vale, u
who saved thirteen school children
her presence OF mind in the rec
"bliZZard. "has already been overwhe
ed with offers of marriage.
Alexander Adair, OF Collins. "
picked up a meteoric stone the s:zs
a football near his home recently.
little daughter saw it fall. aud
melted snow disclosed the place wb
1t had struck the earth.
O,d Commodore Vanderbilt. be
asked one day what he considered 70
the secret of success in business, rep.h
"Secret ? There's no secret abou.
All you have to do is TO attend toy
business and go ahead.''
A person cannot offer a greater ios
TO some of the farmers wives Thar
insinuate they do not made good bat,
Yet the amount Of poor butter on
market extends into tons, and The DOL
Der of poor buttermakeIs is legion.
a 9 year-old boy in a neighbour
town in this county was thus address
one day by his mother after some vi
tors had left the house "Why, h
we'll you behaved, my son, while
callers were in." Quoth the du.'
son ''I had to, mother. Ny tTOu'
were ripped"
Jones Hello, Bill I hear you Do
position with my friends, Skinner
Co. 3?
Bill-Oh. yes; l have a position
collector there.
Jones-That's first-Tate. VINO
commended you2
Bill-Oh- uobody | told them u