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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

PAINTERS ought to know more about the
signs Of the times than any body else. -
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

AERoNAUrs are generally "well up" In
balloons, unless they are sick.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

A WINK is as good as q written prescrip.
ton to knowing soda water clerk.-H0ts'
Mail
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

THE best way to make light Of trouble
some note is to get possession Of it and
burn it-Hcstern PlOrmd1L
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

WHY is the practice Of praising children
like opiuma Because it's laudanum.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

THERE wasn't much profit in stocks when
they were employed as instruments OF pun
ishment.-StttnOs.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

TIE book reviewer, unlike other literary
men, can do his best work when in Q crit
ical condition.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

THERE may be objections to the chin
ney-sweeper's calling, but it scots those
who follow it.-Dost0n Courier.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

The girl who takes her engagement ring
to the jeweler TO find out how much it cost
will never make satisfactory wife, espe-
cially if the young man finds it out
S0meypiLlE J0ssyyaol
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

II man has brass he can get along
with q very moderate supply Of tin.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

COMING through the Rye-the brewers
wealth. Tune
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13
four BOOKS LEARNED
IN ONE READING.
4 Years Work 0ens Ii Ten Days.

byIiac Priseman, OXFORD
Coll Exon. Oxoa.. 0ep&. r0efS
Dear SiP:-ln April - while thinking Of taxing o.
der. In September suddenly reeetvsd Setce SAas =
had only tn e, days in which TO prepare kxa
rshoald reconmend Yeors Pseps.atssc n ne So
te1 had - sfrs.9fAesed ny anfsrsl Menssy. 4a9
abe 70 remember End give tbs xl*t 81 - book -
a.reld Browne: Hoshs,n &c. e: s.ss. ssd g..
Rishop Of Edin6urg Knows the facSa Faithfully yeu
REV JANIS NyDpLEroN MAcDoNAID. II Al
u This System Is taught personally o. ~ ees1es
spondenee Call or address - above for pgo1poce1A
DraAA8 HHO RAR88 80 ~ - V0A
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

A NOD fellow-The policeman.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

A cRsw seldom on water-a corkscrev
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

Sold by Druggists.
JOHN earle SONS. Nsv York
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-12-13

yachting is an ultra-marine-Puck.
IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it's
"PHYsIcIAN, heal thyselfr' is an injunc
ton promulgated centuries ago. and now
some of the older practitioners are pretty
well heeled.-The Idea.
WHEN the political caldron boils, the
ecum quite naturally rises to the top
Boston Gazette.
Two HEADS are better than one-especi-
ally if they are cabbages and man has q
large family to provide for.-Dctroit Ftvs
Press.
of mental culture is usually man of strik
ing intelligence Traveller.
--~
A NOD fellow-The policeman.
A WINK is as good as q written prescrip-
ton to knowing soda water clerk.-H0tI
Mail
AERoNAuTs are generally "well up In
balloons, unless they are sick.
THERE may be objections to the chin
ney-sweeper's calling, but it scots those
who follow it.-Dost0n Courier.
A TEN dollar bill is not like unto . man,
for 1t can pay debts just as well after it is
broken.-Western PlO,rmdn.
A GREW seldom on water-a corkscrew.
COMING through the Rye-the brewers
wealth
II man has brass he can get along
with a very moderate supply Of tin.
PAINTERS ought to know more about the
signs Of the times than any body else.
The book reviewer, unlike other literary
men, can do his best work when in Q crit
1cal condition.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

WILD STEERS ON A RAMPAGE.-Four wild
steers escaped from the Union Stock Yards,
New York, few days since a band of
boys going to school ran after them and
stampede resulted. Up the Boulevard they
went on mad rush. Men with ropes from
the cattle yards, policemen and citizens
Joined in the pursuit. the policemen adding
to the peril of the fleeing promenaders by
firing at the steers. Policeman Joseph Back
emptied his revolver at the advancing
brutes without doing them any harm. One
of them in it's turn ran over the officer, aud,
picking him up with its horns, flung him
aside as if he were o man Of straw. His
bruises are painful, if not serious. Another
of the brutes gored James Hall, aged 16
years. knocked him down and trampled on
him. The boy was carried to the Manhat.
tan Hospital in an ambulance. Numerous
people had narrow escapes. At110th street
one of the steers was shot dead by Police
man Mcdonald. The other lhree kept
on their way to 131st street, where Capt.
Cartwright's street squad was lying in am
bush. A we'll directed shot from a revoi-
yer stretched another dead in its tracks.
The remaining two were corralled among
some trucks, and finally captured before
they bad done further damage.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
COMMUNICATED
TarffReform and Free Wool.

Since the number of woolen eooda maj
ufacturers who are coming on in suppor; Of
the Mills bill ia Increasing daily, notwiih.
standing the fact that the most OF lherr are
old and staunch republicans, it might be in.
teresting to know that they base theif opia-
ion upon the ground that free wool would
enlarge the market for their goods 8nd
also be a benefit to the men in their employ,
inasmuch as there would be greater de-
mand for labor and more steady than there
is now. The following are the Vieees OF Mr..
r. Bleakie, prominent manufactures CT
wooden goods in Hyde Park, Mass. He
says: II preach an old republican doctrine
when pronounce in favor OF The Mills bill,
the doctrine which was favored by Sher-
man and Hnle, Frye and Allison, Grant,
Arthur and Folger, and even by Blaine
All these men declared publicly in favor of
tariff reform, but did not take any practical
steps toward it, therefore feel bounG 10
support Cleveland in his tariff reform be-
cause his reform is not all talk, but he
works hard to bring about practical results.
The greatest trouble is that protective tor
iff does not protect, end to prove this take
my business for an example. Il takes on an
average 81 pounds of wool to make l pound
of cloth, and the average price of this cloth
is 81 Is per pound. The duty on the wool
used averages II cents per pound; therefore
the duty on one pound Of wooden goods is 81
times II, or 3522, or more than 20
per cent. ad valorem. The farmer is
rot protected by this tariff on wool We
are now in the midst of campaign,
in which the cry of thai party which
is going 10 be the winning ono Is free
WOOL and it has been claimed that even
the agitation of the tariff question is injuri.
GUS to business interests, but still, since Mr..
Cleveand's message TO Congress wool has
advanced 10 cents per pound. am sure
that in case OF the Mills Dill becoming law
our farmers would receive higher average
prices for their wool, on account of the
greater demand for it. as our woois chiefly
used to be mixed with the finer imported
grades With free wool, free chemicals and
dyestuffs, which would enable US 10 manu-
faciure rs cheap as the foreign manufacturer,
we will be enabled to make the largest part
of the $45, 100000 worth of imported goods
ourselves, and it is my opinion that in g
short time there would be at least $4,000
more hands employed in our business than
there are at present" b.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

A TOAD CRAB.-There was captured
Sunday afternoon in Wrightsville Sound
crab which in some respect resembles toad.
The she'll is about the same color as toad,
coming up on one side with nose and
with claws folding under like double gates
closed, giving that part of the she'll singu-
lar likeness to the mouth of q toad. 1t is
the first of the kind ever seen in this vicini.
ty, O. anywhere else SO far as known.-WI.
n,inqton N. c., Messenger.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
AUCTION SALES.
pURLIc SALE OF VALUABLE PROPERTY
VALLEY OF VIRGINIA

u.
BY virtue of deed of trust executed on the I'd
day of July 1883, by Macateo & Bro the under
signed will, on the FIFTEENTH DAY OF OCTO-
BER, 1888, sell in Front Royal, Va, at public
sale, to the highest bidder, the following desirable
property, to wit:
1st. BARK MILL, in good condition. with
engine and all necessary machinery, ready tor
grinding and packing chestnut and black oak
bark. Railroad track at the door
I'd. 4 CANNING FACTORY with all the NO.
cessary machinery for canning fruits and vegeta-
bles.
Sd. LARGE sUMAC MILL and Machinery
and Office.
4th. Two TENANT HOUSES
9TH. SEVERAL VACANT LOTS
All this property is in the prosperous town of
Front Royal, Va, surrounded by country which
produces great quantities oc bark, sumac, fruits
ard vegetables.
Terms liberal, to be made known on the day of
sale. II. H. DOWNING. Trustee.
If not sold on the day named, tho foregoing
property will be again offered at tho same place
Gi The Goth of October 1885,
sepl7 eotoct15 Il. D.. Trustee
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

While wedding party waited for squire
to perform the ceremony at Alphsretta,
Georgia, the groom excused himself and
fed. The bride proposed to the grooms.
man on the spot and they were married
within an hour.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
4IIU'. J>TstDI' EA F3II CICIh sSTIp III
DUBLIc NOTICE,
new REGISTRATION OF VOTERS In kLGX
ANDRIA COUNTY, VIRGINIA


IN conformity with an act OF the General as.
sembly of Virginia approved February 23, 1883,
entitled "An act to provide for new registration
of voters in the county Of Alexandria, tho Elec-
toral Board OF Alexandria county, in pursuance Of
order passed by said Board on the third day of
Oath Day OF SEPTEMBER 1883,
the registrars Of the several voting precincts in
said county. and at the usual voting places there
in, to wit: At Carne school house, in Washington
district; at Balls cross roads, il Arlington dis
trict, and at Four-mie run, in Jefferson district :;
will commence and proceed to register the names
of sl qualified voters entitled to register therein
who may make application according to law; said
registration to be completed within six days from
the time of the commencement thereof.
By order of tho Electoral Board Of Alexandra
county, Va a copy-teste
MiLLARD F. BIRCH, Chairman.
L. n. Rust Secretary. sep10 I'd
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
Sxrnp of Figs

Ia Natures own true laxative. 1t is the
most easily taken, and the most effective
remedy known to Cleanse the System when
Bilious or Costive; to dispel Headaches,
Colds, and Fevers; to Cure Habituai Con-
stipation, Indigestion, Piles, etc. Manufac.
tured only by the California Fig Syrup Com.
pany, San Francisco, Cal. E. s. Leadbester
& Bro. agents Alexandria, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Mrs. WINsLOW's SOOTHING SYRUP, for
children teething, is the prescription of ono of the
best female nurses and physicians in the United
States, and has been used for forty years with
neyer.failing success by millions of mothers FOR
their children. During the process of teething
its value is incalculable 1t relieves the child
from pain, cures dysentery anu diarrhea, gripping
in the bowels and wind-colic. By giving health
to the child ii rests the mother. Price % cents
hottie.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
REGISTRATION NOTICES.
DUBLIo NOTICE.
NEW REGJSTR4T TION OF VOTERS IN ALEY-
ANDRIA CITY, VIRGINIA.

In conformity with an act of the General As
scmbly, approved February 23d. 1888, entitled
AN act to nrovide for new registration Of voters
in the city OF Alexandria" the Electoral Board of
Alexandria city, in pursuance of an order passed
By said board on tho 18th day OF September. SSS,
hereby gives notice that on the
25th DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1855.
Tho Registrars Of the several voting precincts IN
said city, and at tho usual voting places therein
TO wit
First ward, los Prince street;
Secord ward, City Hotel, north Royal street;
Third ward, County Court House. Columbus
street.
Fourth ward Mtilctons shop, Columbus street,
south OF Duke;
Will commence and proceed to rcgstc, The names
of all qualified voters entitled to register therein.
who may make application according to aw ssii
reg stration 10 bo completed within ter days from
the time of the commencement thereof
By order of the Electoral Board OF alexandriA
city, Va A copy-tcstc:
a r RAMSAY, Chairynaa
THos LEADBEATER Clerk. sepi3 I'd
DUBLIo NOTICE,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
CONFECTIONERS.
SUMNER AT BRENGLE'S.
ICE CREAM, CREAM AND FRUIT,
CREAM SODA, PIE AND MILK.

The old reliable CONFECTIONERY OF HEN
BY BRENGLE, No. 531 King street, is ready,
and will supply summer delicacies the season
through. Each berry and fruit served with Cream
of varied favors at the lowest price and as good
as ever.
he offers special inducements at wholesale to
dealers, and packs carefully for country custom.
Ornamental and Plain Cakes are sold cheap
or than they can be manufactured at home.
Also Cream Puffs, Tarts and Pastry, Candies and
Taffy of all kinds. PIES A SPECIALITY. Fruits,
Nuts. Confectionerics, Caromels and Sugared
Fruits. He caters for families, fairs, balls and
entertainments and furnishes social parties Of
the best and at tho lowest rates. myl2
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
ALEXANDRIA VA THURSDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 90 1888
AIerau drjg Ns1pfte
PU1LI4SED bAEP AND TgI- H2EGLY az
EDG1i. fPDEE

pU8Ll9fsD hAlY ANp TRI- E2ggLY az
EDG9E Il 6E0 fPDGE.
1t The t'saets. R'nsai=s, $40 sa4 So t:-:e. Il:
DiILY TR[- HrEBBLT
One year .......sG GO G,.s pfsy. ...,,,ss4 oo
siz months S 90 81 ..9,.tis....... 9 20
One month .......... so fJrce ,acntts....... ! 90
Contract odssriisrs ia not Is aceed IL sscsad te:r
space untess The paid for II transient ratesr
and under circumstances riH they De alot5ed 10
adrcrtise othe, aan :eir legitimate 5nsines. il; The
space contracted for.
Hi transisnt advertisements mast be paid for $" nd-
pGncs
Marriage sad dcats nssics~ s,.s: ;e rid for ii al
cGnce
RESOLUTIONS in meassT,a efLams :rih,es Qi respect
resolutions adopted by societies persons 4,tess d
public concern, te:N on!3 b. ,ri,tc' tki Ysi's,
advertisements.
Persons lcaring tx aiiy haee tie Gaae.te oGiica
to them, postpaid, IN, M, cents a.e.,'i .rt thf
address changed az ejtes cS desired
Al communications shogG be ad.r.agyt ~ 1asettr
Alexandria, Va
TIE Gazette office is connected With se Telephone Ia
changs. Adrertisenle.!a, orders far NE pGpe.
Or any information Q, i,s:nesS H' sent b, TEL
phone
Entered at tho Postodcs al l!saaas,ia y;rg;"e .'
second-cldss matter
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

OPECIAL NOTICE-We wish to call attention
y to our RETAIL DEPARTMENT for 1883
We will pay special attention to the wants OF our
patrons, and offer them the latest productions of
foreign and domestic factories at prices to suit
times. Wo have in stock at present everything to
be found in FIRST CLASS CHINA aud GLASS.
WARE STORE. Wo will be glad to order any
thing that We may not have, and would invite
careful inspection of our stock before making a
purchase in our line. Very respectfully
mh17 E. J. MILLER & SON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
FOR SALE.
100000 MERCHANTABLE BRICK
at arlington Bricl; Works, near canal lock.
GEO. UHLER,
sep6 Receiver.
E,OR SALE


i,
FOUR HOUSES and LOTS on Henry street, be-
5w cn Cameron and Queen streets, which rent for
So each per month.
TWO HOUSES and LOTS on Henry street, be.
tween Cameron and Queen streets, which rent for
50 each per month.
TWO HOUSES and LOTS corner of Queen and
Faycttc streets. which rent for So each per month
TWO HOUSES and LOTS corner of Patrick and
Queen streets, which rent for S6 each per month
ONE HOUSE and LOT on Henry street, be-
tween Duke and Wolfe streets which rents for 50
per month.
ONE HOUSE aud LOT on Prince street, be-
tween Alfred and Patrick streets, which rents for
$40 20. month.
This offer will only be open for 80 days,
and persons desiring to purchase bargain will
call at the Office of the company, No 102 south
Fairfax street aug15 ii
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
GENERAL. COMMISSION MERCHANTS.
And Dealers in

ALL KINDS OF LIQUORS,
YSge on hand GIBSUN'S Xxx, XXX, w
and PURE OLD EYE, OLD CABINET and
MONOGRAM WHISKIES; also BAKERS ana
THOMPSON'S PURE RYE WHISTLES, Ia which
they inyto the attention Of tho trade.
Orders from the country for megchs:disa sail
rsceive prompt sttention.
jopgignlaonts of Flour, Grain and Country Pre-.
ipec solicited, for which they guarantee the high
ri market prices aud prompt returns.
Northoast corner of Cameron and Royal streets
seplA AloSanGrla, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

DAINE,s CELERY coMPOUND-A true nerve
tonic and an active Alternative. 1t restores
strength, renews vitality, purifes the blood, and
regulates tho kidneys, liver and bowels. For sale
by WAhr IcAD % S.:-aaGt.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

| JONES'S HUNGARIAN
BAKERS CRYSTAL
TENNEY'S OUR NEW SOUTH
CHOICE FAMILY.
The above arc the finest brsndG OF Flour made
sp2O GEO. McBURNEY.
C.oAL TAR CAMPH0R
JOHN D. II. LUNTS.
Twenty cents per pound leH
DREECH LOADING GUNS, fine quality. Shell
- eiecting, Double action and other flstois,
Loading Implements, Shells, caps, Primers, maos
and other goods in same line, will be sold at low
prices, at So King, corner of Royal streets. Can
and examine.
NJ nov14 T. CREIGHTON SON.
OAINT YOUR BUGGY FOR ONE DOLLAR.
Another supply of CROWN CARRIAGE GLOSS
PAINT; ready for use; only one coat necessary.
81 sens pe'' " w.F. CREIGHTON & CO.
EIHOMASS LIQUID BLUE,
I IN PAPER BOTTLES.
entirely free from acids and guaranteed pure. The
greatest quantity for the least money Of any pure
goods on the market. Don't fail to try 1t.
mh5 GEO. McBURNEY & SON.
mURNIp SEEDS. LANDRETHs.
/
Just received our full supply of Turnip, Kale,
Spinach and Cucumber Seeds.
jy23 +. :. LE LEADbGAIGh @ DIV.
DAINEs CELERY coMPoUND-A true nerve
l. tonic and an active alteratlve' IL restores
strength. renews vitality, purifes the blood, and
regulates tho kidneys, liver and bowels; For sale
BY io1e Corner SR Prince @ and F Taiz5az sts.
NTEW PATENT ADJUSTABLE IRON
~ PLANES-The subscribers have received
lot of the above Planes as samples, to which they
invite attention at the southeast corner Oh Ains
aud Royal streets, at o.o prices CaI1 ana
aug16 ). /. Cl ChEI0h1ON o wv
SHEEP DIP, Sage, Ground Sage, Diamond
- Dyes, Fitche's Pocket Scales, hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, Warmers Kidney and Liver Cure Browns
Iron Iron Bitters, Yolna Cordial, Pratts Astral Oil,
and Sweet Maioram-a large supply just received.
dec1 E. s. LEADBEATER & BIO.
TTAyE YOU SEEN PEACH PIE TOBACCO p
III If not, ask for it. Chew Peach Pie Tobacco,
and you wont use any other. The largest cake OF
Tobacco in the market for 10 cents is Peach Pie.
Ask for it chew it and be happy.
apis CHAs. KING & SON, Wholesale Agts.
WE OFFER special inducements in GUNS
w PISTOLS, SHELLS, &C., and other goods IN
that limo. Call and see at % King corner OF
-'ge sep27 Ut. CREIGHTON & SON.
OHOPPING AXES and AXE HANDLES on
" hand and for sale at small advance at $50
King, corner OF Royal, by o,
dec2 J. 7. CREIGHTON q SUN.
ULovEs! GLovEs!-A new assortment of the
Vi best Kid and Dogskin, embroidered back,
lined and uulined, received this day at -
dec13 AMOS B. ~ B.sLAYMAAEKs.
cyMALL HAMS, canvassed and uncanvassed, for
y sale by [je27l J. c. AILBgRN:
"sn snS 1A'As ''' '''' " J.c. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

II Tie G3saett. R,a.y5i=a $40 e,.H 81, r.-:-.
n . L.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

WE OFFER special inducements in GUNS
wv PISTOLS, SHELLS, &C., and other goods In
that line. Call and see at 80 King, corner OF
Royal street. o,~-r,o,, e COM
sep27 ]. 7. CRElGdIOa q SUN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-09-20

NEW PATENT ADJUSTABLE IRON
PLANES-The subscribers have received q
lot of the above Planes as samples, to which they
invite attention at the southeast corner OF KING
aud Royal streets al loo prices. Call and examine
anoI6 J. II. CREIGHTON & SON.
The Washington critic., 1888-10-10
CRIrICULAB.
ron TILE cftfLpnrN.

DO you see the two little Boys2 One is
Jimmie Blaine. Tho other is Donnie Diclln-
son. Are they mad at each Othcr9 Well,
We should Smile. They have been calling
each other Names. Dear Little Boys, do not
call each Other names Jimmie has said
Donnie was Ignorant That is long Word,
children, but you will Learn what It Means by
aud by And Donnie has called Jimmie
Don Quixote. You don't know what Don
Quixote is, do you, chldren2 No, and you
must never know, for it is very, very Naughty.
See, they have drawn back their little Fists.
Let us hope, dear Children, they will not
Strike each other. Jimmie has told Donnie
lie shall not slide on his Cellar door, and
Donnie says he will not play with Jimmie
any more. Children, how sad it is that little
BOYS should act Naughty. Good little Boys
60 TO Heaven, but BAD little Boys do not
Try TO be good little Boys children. Now,
run aloug to your innocent, happy games
Landlady--complainingly; Flour is going
up, Mr. Blodgers
Star Boarder-dropping heavy biscuit with
dull thud: SO understands; but your bread
doesn't seem TO rise coTespondingly, Mrs.
IIashley.
No, sweet innocent, the crer of the Supreme
Court is not raw Irshman, although you did
hear him say, 80 yez, o yez."
1t is quite the thing now to go to the woods
after ehestnuts. We don't go. We can get
| all we want right here in this column.
| p. S.-We wrote this ourselves to shut of
some talented outsider who may be this very
minute sharpening his pencil.
Notes of hand-Those struck onthe piano.
awe don't pay much attention to Congress
now," said one tired citizen to another.
"No," was the disgusted reply, "but we pay
much money to it,"
"1he Silent Watches OF the Night" should
be wound up and set going.
A summer thermometer has a "shady''
reputation.
The crate unknown--in house heated by
stoves.
There are always two sides to case except
with an open faced watch.