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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-28
Along Separation,

After a separation OF half q century,
George B. Ryerson and his only child were
reunited at Chicago. During all these
years both believed the other dead. Mr..
Ryerson fifty years ago left his wife and
daughter in Paterson, N. J., and went to
Florida, enlisting as q soldier in the Semi.
mole war. He was wounded, and for MANY
months he was at the point OF death.
Without friends or money it was long
time before he reacl ed home. Then he
learned that his vile, believing him dead
had moved away. No one could tell where
she had gone. After long, fruitless search
Mr.. Ryerson went to Mexico, remaining
many years. He accumulated considerable
property. and then moved to California
where he lived until his brother Martin
discovered him six years age and induced
him to come to Chicago. Recently Mr..
Ryerso on succeeded in tracing his only child
She is a Mrs. Shurter, and she lives in
Newburg, N. Y. In response to a telegram
she came to Chicago. Her mother died
long ago, and until now she had not the
faintest suspicion that her father was
alive. Mr.. Ryerson is eighty three years
OF age.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-28

St. John, the Prohibitionist, has
purchased g tract OF land near Chico,
CAL, with the intention of making it
his permanent home.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-28

Thomas Nelson Page, who won for
himself so enviable a reputation by
his story of "Marse Chan," is young
lawyer Of Richmond, Va.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-28

Mr.. Hudd's bill for the relief of the Stock
bridge and Munsee tribes of Indians in
Wisconsin was reported favorably from
the house committee on Indian affairs
The bill declares certain Indians who were
excluded from the right of participating in
the tribal bands and OF occupying the res
eryation members OF the tribe
Farmers are busy getting ready for
spring work in Dakota. The probability
is that there will be no increase in the
quantity of wheat sown this year over
that sown last year. A creamery and
cheese factory are among the new projects
in Gladstone for the coming season. The
former enterprise especially is being push.
ed with much vigor.
In reply to a question whether saloon
license may be transferred, ATTORNEY Cen
eral Clamp OF Minnesota saws: AS a
strict question OF law liquor license could
not be assigned, neither could acouncil an.
thorize a transfer of the license. 1t is .
personal privilege in no manner parta K.
ing OF the nature OF a contract, and can
only be conferred upon certain conditions
Application must be made as required bv
law and fee OF not less than $500 must
be paid, and strictly speaking it would he
violation OF the law to give any one else
privilege of selling without such person
had on their own account paid this lee.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-28

Seven hundred loaded freight cars bear
ing the Chicago. Burlington & Quincy al
are AZ s Il ctr along the Chicago, ST.
Paul & Kansas City line between Dubu ono
and st. Paul. The company claims thew
DO not contain Chicago, Burlington &,
Quincy freight, but the engineers discred it.
this Statement conference betw eer
them and the company will be held in sd
Paul. -''1 - =
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
10Y.
: Of the Lighthouse Board
RECEIPTS.

Per steamer Katie, from Augusta and way
landings ia bales cotton. 615 bbls naval stores,
,O00 bushels cotton seed 26 sacks rice. % coops
fowl, cases eggs, bales hides II kegs mdse,
lot h goods
Per Charleston and Savannah Railway, Jan
g--1S bales cotton. 30 bbis rosin, $50 bags fer
tilizers 30 bbls spirits turpentine, II bblS 1ce
sacks peas bales bags, II bbls OIL 8 bdls paper
1896 plates, 4 boxes bottles, | car cotton seed.
137 sacks cotton seed no caddies tobacco / case
donlestics 2 cases cigars % boxes TOBACCO, IS
SACKS rice. kegs tobacco, 151 doz broons, and
mdse.
Per Savannah, Florida and Western Railway,
Jan 9-642 bales cotton. 2,305 bbls rosin, ia
bbls spirits turpentlne, $40 sacks meal. .73 tons
pig iron 10 cars lumber. 6,826 boxes oranges, "a
bbls oranges. cars cotton seed. / car rice, car
cotton, cars wheels, q bbs syrup 90 sacks rice,
II bales hides 10 caddies tobacco, so boxes mdse,
cases clothing, aud mdse
Per Central Railroad, Jan I'll, 2i4 bales cot
ton, Is bales yarn, So bales domestics, Ii bales
plaids, bale WOOL II bales hides pkg paper,
1874 pkgs tobacco, no lbs bacon, l47 bbs rosiD,
bbls spirits turpentIne, $50 bbls lime, 200 sacks
bran, ,055 lbs fruit. ~ bbis meal 1873 bbs hour.
~ pkgs furniture, pkgs wood in shape, "A head
horses and mules. II cars lunher, ~ casks clay,
100 bbls molasses 2 pkgs vegetables pkg Junk,
pkg machinery CO pegs mdse. 30 pkgs elnpties,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
MEMORANDA.

Fernandina, Jan 9-Arrived, schr D Spear
Farr, Charleston.
Cleared, she's Melissa Trask, Fletcher, Cura.
Goa,
New York, Jan 7-Sailed, schr Harold c
Beecher, Brunswick.
Carthagena, Jan Sailed, bark Roma (ltal)
Trapani. Savannah.
Isle of Wight, Jan Passed, bark Lady DUFF
FERN (Br) Marshall Pensacola for Dundee,
Liverpool, Jan Arrived, bark Campbell
(Nor) Simonsen, Pensacola.
Buenos Ayres Nov 25-Arrved, ship Charter
Oak, Latin Pensacola.
Montevideo. Nov 26-Arrived bark Fornjot
(Nor) Moe brunswick.
Apalachicola, Jan 6-Cleared bark Hattie
Dixon, Sawyer Boston; schr Bessie H Rose
Adams New York.
Boston, Jan arrived. bark Jno R Stanhope
Norton Pensacola schr Lizzie Haynes, Saw
yer Port Royal. c.
Baltimore jan Cleared, steamship Deer I'LL
(Br), jenkins, Savannah.
Bull River, S G, Jan 7-Sailed, schr Angie l.
Green, McElwee Fernandina.
GEORGETOWN, 5 9, Jan 4-Saled. schr Geo L
Congdon. Bayles New York.
Portsmouth, n Fl, Jan Arrived, bark Han
cock, Gurtill, Darien, Ga.
Pensacola, Jan ARRIVED, banks Prince
Charlie Nor. Brunsgaard, Greenock; Hanna
Maria (Rus). Ekqvist, Valencia; Nostra Signora
del Boschetto QtaD, Perugallo, Genoa; BRIG
Pepsee (FrD Laborte, Tuspan; Schr Isaiah X
Stetson Trask, New York.
Cleared. ship STEAMBOAT (Brl, Cam, Antwerp
brig Ordorila Holland, Havana
Port Royal, S c, Jan Sailed, schr Jos Rudd
Hallock, New York.
New York, Jan 9-Arrived, steamships Nor
mande, Havre.
arrived out, steamships Bohemia, New York
for Hamburg; La Champagne, for Havre; Gal
liza and Wisconsin for Liverpool
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH
FINANCIAL.

Nrw YoRK. JAN Q, noon.-Stocks quiet and
firm. Money easy at 3Gb4 per cent. Exchange
Long 81 S316G14 S34; short, 81 o64O4 o613;
State bonds neglected. Government bonds dull
but steady
Chicago & North 100 Terminal ...... 23}S
lake Shore. $3.50 Western Union. 791s
Norf. & W. pref 435
u. m.-Exchange dull but strong at ~ o419
"A S7I6 Money easy at 4GD416 per cent, closing
offered at g. Sub Treasury balances-Coin, Sl3l, e
ASA. 600: currency. S9,736,000. Government bonds
steady to firm; four per cents l2512; -FOUR ana
half per cents 10715. State bonds duh put
steady. III. 4. l
than il has been for many weeks, and the tone
of trading was decidedly str ng throughout me
forenoon while the advancing tendency was
we'll maintained for the rest of the day. Trading
at first was light, and confined chiefly to the
professional element but moderate demand
for stocks soon became noticeable, and with
small offerings prices moved up steadily in the
GENERAL list. while few specialties start up
renidly The most prominent feature or the
day was heavy foreign buying OF LOUISVILLE ana
Nashville but trading in Reading was very
large and though the stock was stronS' us au-
vance was limited Following this tn re came
,enerai movement among shorts 70 cover, which
was particularly noticeable IN 81. fauI ana
Tackawanna Subsequently Western Union,
which had been rather sluggish, became active e
and strong on buying based on caole from
Inndon stating that the cable suit had been de-
rtJed AGAINST tne French Gable Company, wnich
mod been ordered to pay the pool 1000 francs
for each day since the withdrawal OF the rfshcp
c,mpauy from the cable pool. There was very
good buying of New Jersey Central late ~ Vne
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
NOTICE TO MARINERS.
ROBBINS REEF SPAR BUOY PLACED

A spar buoy. painted black, has been placed
Just inside the Robbins Reef bell buoy, toward
the lighthouse This buoy viii shortly be light
ed but as it is only for experimental purposes
the light cannot be depended on. Masters and
pilots of vessels are requested not to run inside
the bell buoy.
BY order Of the Lighthouse Board.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
NEW York, Jan. 9.-Rice firm.
Fruit and Vegetable Markets.

CINCINNATI, Jan. bright oranges are sell
ing at So % per box; russets 81 90 per box. The
demand is light and the market is quiet
JOHN O. MOORE & Co.
New YORK, Jan. 9.-The Savannah steamer
to-day brought $500 boxes of oranges and vege-
tables. But few of the oranges are fancy. Such
are in good demand at SO 500 90 per box;
brights. 81 5O03 90 per box rtlssets, 81 00612 %
per box; snap beans, SO 0O@3 80 per crate; to-
matoes, 81 O605 90 per crate; cucumbers, s. W
06 90 per crate. Cabbage wanted
G. = PALMER.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

London, Jan Bark AquiIa aus, Tichez, at
Queenstown from Savannah, lost boat and
damaged sails on the passage.
New Orleans, Jan A telegram received on
Monday from Key West states that the leak in
ship Cora. from New York for New orleans
before reported at Key West in Distress having
been found temporary repairs are being made.
and when completed the ship will sail for New
Orleans.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
PASSENGERS.

Per steamship Johns Hopkins, for BALTIMORE
Jno Neils Miss A Il Miller w n Webb q Butler
ir, II Ii Mertz.
Per steamer Katie, from Augusta and way
landings A Mason, II Mitchell + J Heirs.
q Tuteu, Miss Mears, Miss A Mears, A Me
Bride, j NJ Roberts, Miss NJ Roberts, Miss G
Porter, S NJ Clarke, w # Mason. G Jaudon, j
II Altman, d w POytress, G r Lee and son, NJ
Hewes, J 4 II MedloCk. Miss l. Tuten, j b Reid
W NJ Meyers, Nj Terry ST., NJ Grapes, j NJ
Terry ir, 4 p Roberts w p Armstrong, n Her
rmgton Il T Williams r A Causey, f NJ Geise
Mrs j q SolomonS, Mrs G Solomons, DR. u Il
Ramsey wife son and daughter W l. ID Rocker
and 81 deck.
Per steamship Gate City, from Boston-R r
Thompson NJ Saunders and wife, c Stevens
f w Randall add wife, j II Britman, W Little
John, II Carroll, \ = Thornton, q Boutette Mrs
J NJ Giles, J 4 Holland p Tuokshury and wife
f d Williams and wife II Lynde, J II Ferris and
wife, Alice Gilman, IL G Ferris, A + Ferris, O NJ
RI ed, l. Laphan, W Copper, j T NJ Lee, c NJ
Martin, j A Stephenson, \ Thorpe, I G Chase
p folansbee, W Stevens. S c NerXa, W Carter
j \ Freeman, C. Dougherty, Mary Dougherty, q
S Brooks, G Ordvice, II II Ward II Leon, Mary
Rowe, Bridget Kelly. Mrs Libby, Miss Hinckley
Miss G Thompson, Miss + Murray. Miss j Law
erty Minnie DOrrity, Jessie Wilson, W Shorter
Lizzie Coger, Kate Dancy Maggie Coger, MIR,
Shorter, Vera Clough, Mary Prescott + Knight
Mrs Bowles, L Howe, = Pope, Miss Canny, Mis-
Hughes, T A Barker and wife, II A Burns, Il
taxon, colored and II Storage.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

Steamship Johns Hopkins, Foster, Baltimore
Jas b West & Co.
Steamship Carbis Bay (Br), Tregarthen, Liver
pool-Wder & Co.
Bark Konoma (Br), Thompson, Liverpool
Hoist & Co.
Schr Allie Chester, ngersoll, Charleston, in
ballast to load for New York-Jos A Roberts
& Co.
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lied YESTERDAY.


Steamship Johns Hopkins, Baltimore.
Bark Birgitte (Nor) Rosario.
Bark Brodrene Nor, Queenstown or Fal-
mouth for orders.
Bark Dagmal (Norl Oporto.
Bark Flora (Nor) Liverpool.
Schr Allie r Chester Charleston.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
DEPARTED YESTERDAY.

Steamer St Nicholas, Usina. Fernandina and
way landngs-C Williams, Agt.
Steamer Ethel, Carroll, Cohen's Bluff and way
landings-W T Gibson Manager.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

baltimore, Jan. 9.-Flour firm and quiet;
Howard street and Western supertne - $40
50. extra 81 DOGS -, family 81 0O04 30; city
mills supertine S. 1902 60, extra 50 005G3 So;
Rio brands 81 7564 81. Wheat-Southeru steady
and firm; red 92Gg9ic, amber 95Q9'c; Western
steady but dull No. winter red, on spot $3.50
Sc. Corn-Southern firm and scarce, with active
inquiry; white 5sG59c, yellow 55asc.
Louisville, Jan. 9.-Grain quiet: Wheat
No. red SIC. Com-No. ? mixed, dc, Oats
No. mixed, 35lac Provisions quiet and un-
changed.
Sr LOUIS, Jan. o.-Flour dull and lower to
sell Wheat-No. ? red, cash Sll4c; January
delivery S2l4c asked, May S5c. Corn-cash 4.9s
@47s4c, January delivery, 4514Q44MSsc, May 1924
050l1c. Oats lower; cash 3lSs03l$4c, May de
livery 1880 asked. Whisky steady Provisions
quiet: Pork, new SIS 00@15 25 Lard s. 30, Dry
long clears S. 5o@7 IS, clear ribs s. G5h@
s. 67}6 short clears $s75. Hams steady
Wheat in good demand but easier; No. red
s9@S9lac Corn quiet No. . mixed 52l2Q 53c.
Oats strong; No. mixed 35@352ic. Pork
firm at Sl5 so. Lard quiet at 81 60. Bulk meats
Whisky steady at 81 05. Hogs steady.
New ORLEANS, Jan. 9.-Sugars strong and
higher: Louisiana open kettle, prime &c, fully
fair 45sc, good fair 434@4 13-l6c; Louisiana cen
trfugals, choice white 6 716@615c, choice yell
low clarified 15-l606c, prime yellow clarified
. 131645Isc off do. sac.
NAVAL STORES.
LIVERPOOL, Jan. 0, 1890 p. m.-Spirits turpen-
tine Dos 3D.
NEW YORK Jan. Q, noon.-Spirits turpentine
firm at 42c. Rosin firm at 81 0712G1 10.
500 p. m.-SpiIits turpentine stronger at 4l1sc
bid Rosin steady at 81 0116.
+ CHARLESTON, Jan. 9.-SpiritS turpentine nomi-
nal. kusin nominal.
WILMINGTON, Jan. 9.-Spirits turpentine firm
at 3S16c. Rosn firm; strained S912c, good
strained S61ec. Tar firm at 81 Crude turpentine
G-,,,. hopIG dim nd vi r,rin
RICE.
NEw VopE Ian 0-Rice firm
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

sweet potoes. white yams y bush 30 a 40
PoULTRY-Market firmer; fair demand
supply ample. $500.
ket steady. ,.
SuGAR-Georgia and Florida nominal; none IN
market.
HoNEY-No demand; nominal
SWEET PoTAToEs-In fair demand; receipt
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
TUESDAY, Jan 10, 1888.
ARRIVED YESTERDAY.

Steamship Gate City, Taylor, Boston-C G An
derson, Agent
o. Steamer David Clark. Bravo Brunswick,
Doboy and Darlene Williams, Agent.
Steamer Katie, Bevill, Augusta and way land
ings-J G Medlock Agent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

Per steamship Johns Hopkins, for Baltimore
1855 bales cotton - bills rice 262 bbls rosin, e
bbs spirits turl entne, 81 tons pig iron, 30 PIX IS
fruit and vegetables, 90 bales domeSttcs and
yarns - bblS fresh fish, q bales hides, LOB
pkgs fruit 2O4 pkgs mdse.
Per steamship Carbis Bay (Br, for Liverpool
-4,ll0 bales upland cotton, weighing l,0i6,'9i
pounds.
Per bark Konoma (Br), for Liverpool-2,60 GOO
bales upland cotton, weighing l2il 500 pounds
500 bbls resin. Weghing 2ll, 100 pounds.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
FREIGHTS.

LUMBER - By sail - There is a good
demand for tonnage at this
and otner Georgia ports for Philadelphia, New
York Boston and Portland. Freight limits are
from s. O066 25 from this and the near G orgia
ports to the Chesapeake ports, Philadelphia
New York Sound ports and eastward. Timber
5Oc0S1 90 higher than lumber rates. To the
West Indies and windward, nominal; to South
America, St3 OO@1400; to Spanish and Medi
terranean ports, $ll O00l2 90; to United King
dom for orders, timber Z702ss; lumber, go lbs
Steam-To New York, ST 90; to Philadelphia,
Sc 90; to Boston, 81 90.
NAVAL SroREs-Nominal Foreign-Cork etc,
for orders SIS, and, or As Sd; Adriatic,
rosin, 3s; Genoa, rosin, IS 10l9d. Coastwise -
Steam-To Boston, 45c on rosin, 00c on spirits;
to New York, rOsin SOC, spirits SOC; to Phila-
deiphia, rosin Doc, spirits soc; to Baltimore,
rosin soc, spirits zoe. Coastwise quiet.
CoTToN-By steam-The market is quiet, with
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
SPOKEN.
MARITIME MISCELLANY.

Jan 5, off Hatteras, schr Nellie Smith, from
Darien, Ga. for New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10
EXPORTS.

cars cotton seed, 10 pkgs hardware, car stone
bbls eggs, 10 cases eggs, 20 bbls whisky
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COMMERCIAL.
SAVANNAH MA 9KET.
orF1CE OF THE MORNING NEWS,
VI SAVANNAH. GA. Jan. Q, 1 p. NJ.

SAVANNAH, ga. JIM 3, 7 ?. IT.
corroy-The market was quiet but fir r.,
md unchanged There was ,s very nc, good M IN,
sny with light stock Offering hd5aa On The Sn. sG.a
s. the opening call at 10 a, m, the ,. market i
81 q re reported quiet and UNCHANGED with sales
" lss bales. At the second cal cal at p m,
o. Was quiet, the sales being 9a6 bales At the
tsnd and last call at p, M, it was was ,e easy
. n Unchanged, with further sales of ooS bales
T S,e following are the official closing spot quo
llo - -, Hnttnn EXCHANGE:
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day on light offerings of stock and it scored
the highest advance of the day. The opening
was fairly active and strong at advances ex-
chiefly confined to four or five stocks the entire
list moved up slowly on constantly increasing
business Louisville and Nashville was the
prominent feature Western Union came to the
front before noon, however and further progress
was made over the entire list. The advance was
still continued in the afternoon and New
Jersey Contra. became the leading stock: The
highest figures were generally reached about
p. m, after which time there was slight re
cession all around, but the close was firm
though quiet at but little below the best prices
of the day, Total sales $4,000 shares. The
following were the closing quotations:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-10

CLEARED YESTERDAY.

Bark Amaranth (Nor) Berentsen, to load for
& Co.
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seoHa+,bly higher There was an active de-
pot ond nretty much all the offering stock is
nanuh apO The sales for the day were 800 bags,
so s,ng in all fully 1000 bags since Saturday
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NAVAL SToREs--The market for spirits turpen-
rentine was very strong and advancing. There
was fairly good demand, but the small offer
Ing stock was held at 40c for regulars The
saIes we're 100 casks at 39c for regulars At the
Board of Trade on the opening call the mar
ket was reported at SOC paid for regulars.
At the closing call it was firm at SOC for regu-
lars. Rosin-The market was quiet and steady.
There was only a light inquiry. The sales
for the day were 1880 barrels. 40 the
Board Of Trade on the first cali the
market was reported steady at the following
quotations: a, B, c. and d S71Rc, (, F and G
Zoe, Soc, I 81 90, X 81 20, NJ 81 IS, n 81 6715,
window glass 81 30. water white s. 55. At ths
last call it was steady and unchanged, except
for E. F and g. which were quoted at S715@90c,
and at 9509119c, with sales of $50 barrels.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-25
BRIGHT BITS.

pride goeth before fall, says the inspired
writer but it goes a good deal quicker after
one Washington Critic.
MISS CLARA tout shopping)-How awfully the
wind blows, Ethel
Miss Ethel-Doesnt IT, If had known there
was such a gale would have
Miss Clara-Remained at home?
Miss Ethel-No, put on my striped stockings.
ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
McCRAoKLE- Give me No. 1884.
Central-Al right.
McCracke (after waiting ten minutes)- why
can't get 1884, Central?
CentraI-Haven't you got them yet?
McCrackle-No; I've got nothing yet but par
alysis of the left arm.-Pltck.
SPIRIT OF CHARLES DICKENS you are the
late Matthew Arnold. are you?
Newly arrived sprit-Yes.
Spirit of Charles Dickens-Wel I want to
condole with you on that American criticism
business. I've passed through the same expe-
ricnce myself.-PttSbtog Chronicle.
ROBINSON (who has had an evening out)-Well,
GOO night, boyah Had (hic) splen' time. Goo
night !
Brownie you think you'll be able to find the
keyhole when you get home, Robinson?
Robinson (thoughtfully)-Fin keyhole?
shay (hicl. Brown, IA be lucky f l fin housh!-
Nel0 York Sun.
AT MRS. SNAvERICK's MUsICALE.-Prof. Won
Hullow (of the Berlin Academy -Berhabs Herr
your esdimaple fader would der SELECTION mag
for mine blaying, madam. Hee vas haf vat
you gall der museek- look.
Snaverick, senior (eX-Captain of the brig SUI
sanD-Hamtner out "Hull's Victory" with the
hard pedal on, ProfesSor.-Ttd- Bits.
IT was i'm Boston private school of fashion
able repute and the class of young ladies who
had been studying the History and the Constitu-
ton of the United States were under examna-
ton How is law madey" asked the instructor
90" said tailor-made damsel, cheerfully,
the Senate has to ratify it, and then the Presi-
dent has to veto it!'- Boston Beacon.
NJ WAS extremely fond Of the pleasures of the
table.
Noticing one day that his beard had turned
gray while his hair remained black, he impaired
the sad intelligence to a friend.
II am afraid, NJ, )" was the unfeelng reply,
that it because you've worked your jaws a
good deal harder than you have your BRAIN
Judge.
"JUsT a word with you, young man, before
you go. You have been cultivating the
acquaintance of my daughter for nearly four
months, and think it is about time to ask your
intentions"
That's Just what I've been thinking, but
Mabel doesn't seem to be able to muster up
courage to ask me- or else she has forgotten it S
leap year '@DetrOit Free Press.
MINNIE you can't have kiss. I don't be-
lieve in kissing.
Frank-Do you know how the Aztec word for
kissing is prOnouncedY
Mnnie-No; pronounce it, please
Frank cannot do it, alone; it takes two to
pronounce the word.
Mnnie-That is queer How is it done?
Frank will quicker my lips as in whistling,
and you do the same. That's it. Now will
put our lips close together and ry to blow
Just so.
again. but don't you think that is good deal
like kiSSing?-IrItth.