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Felt raabet. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1887-1889, 1888-09-07

MiIs Semima Maria @asieline oil
ba' $4,000 Sfaoeseritatnins al Wm. 8.
Sarris, forbi benne tcs benoe | Nrmen
us rpitebe benoe.
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Gam Scanlan beber en- 8ro'r at ben
Sim Scanlan, iom blep nosle Tiger iiben
1fubt paa &aibiuston Nue. 9an bar bele
3iben iiben Moruet paa Brooeren, peret
i ltabis 8eruielie. 9irsoasaften tenn
ban biem til fin Samilie fulb % gal,
brps frem en- &epolper ifiso fin Some os
berpaa Jig 1elu. Sc blep besse brast
til 9olpitalet.
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Stort l1opals at Beo 2ounses, Spiiebor-
be, Stole etc. paa Scano,a 5urniture Store.
405 & 4O7 Cedar Mpe., Scanoia BAIT 8lod.
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g b.
Dtti Ncre 2anb IL Mil peit fra @ins
bonn ielses for 5000 eller bDttes bort |
8uiifparer eller Seiter % 3reaturer.
Qanbet bar en- pen tolnaarsaammel
Sfop, baluanben Gtases gus, 80 Ncre
plpiet Gielb % pelopbprfet for 6armbrus.
D. &oienbabl,
2717, 8 ct. g.
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III ID KLA"
29de September.

Tbin9palla 2inien i~ebpanli9e birefte
9eiterfuriioner taser iaar fin 8espnoz
elie ben 29be September meb Stall
Tibet u9etla", bet ftsrfte ~iifreie os meft
burtissaaenoe birefte Dampitib mellem
Nmerifa % be %ifanbinaoiifa 9anbe.
Sfibet n9etla" iaapeliom bets &aptein,
Dificerer % Beiatnius er ellers iaa Del
% foroelastist befienot blanot Bet lfanz
oinapiife reiienoe Yublitun, at al poerz
lise Nnbefalnins ct operflsbis.
@rturiionen fommer til at afsaa berz
fra ct. Saul % Minneapolis 9irsoas
Nften ben 25oe September; Dor
8~eiiecsent, 9r. @ils Nilion m~eofplser
berfra for at efterie 8assasen % biitaa
Yasiasererne unberueis. s Chicago
treffer bore 8asiaseaer iammen meb q.
Mortenipa & Co.'S Yasiaserer, os
Grcuriioneu afsaar berfra til SEEM Sort
meb ipecielt @rtratrain, Der fun topper
ct 9ar Elmer peo Nta8ara Uaus
for at siue Grcuriioniiterue Nnlebnins
til at beie oisie peroensbersmte 8anb>
falb. Sntet Dmbptte unberpeis %
intet Brpoeri meo 9siet, Der dedes til
Beitemmeliesiteoet.
Slutniuseu at September ben belief
liaite % bebaselisite Tto at reiie biem,
iiar for apinber, % temmelis mango
bar aQereoe inbtesnet fig for benne gr=
c~uriion. 6or at fire fig ben bebite
Blabs / 5fibet bsr man berfOr iaaiuart
iom mulist anmeloe fig enten oirefte til
os eller til ben nermeitboenbe al bore
1000 NSenter. SLENDER man life mosen
at bore Nseuter, iaa bsr mon uben
Dpbolb tilifripe os.
A. E. johnson 4 Co.
General Land & Emigration Agents.
Corner Third & 200 Washington
Sibley Strs. Avenue South,
st. Paul, Mimi. Minneapolis, Mimi.
Nae 8repe abresieres til bort ct
Saul Office.
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4araoem 17oe September.

Spbbpens, Dfiioens o9 9foromr'lea.
polis's Nibolosforeuinser bat belfattet
zig til at forberebe fig for Deltaseller !
Brocesfionen for Dor Yreiibent &anoioa'
alinton 8. Silt. Nqe Manb, iom pil
at @aloonmasten i benue 8p % ben bele
etai Fl sipes ct 8urbielens 9esn, bpr
mpbe Up % sjsre fit til at bet hir ben
ltbrite Yrocesiion. iom noseniinoe bar
bepeset fig sieuuem benne 8pes @aoer'
sasen pil blipe at biitor.if 8etponins
ior Jremtibeu os enbuer Noromano oil
ensans bore ftolt al at fanne babe peret
meb i Yartiets fbrite Manoomsaar. Ut
bette 8arti oil TONNE til Masten, bsrom
1uiuler insen, iom fienoer liot til 9.itoz
rRns Sang os at bet bill blipe bet ltsrlte
Parti at ale, iom ~noseniinoe bar peret
/ bette 2anb, bet fremsaar al Sammens
ilutninsen al spbs Os Morotater, 9es
m~ufrater % @epublitanere.
Sen fineite 8osn, iom fnoes 8pen
truttet af fire ~rslinoienbe forte Seite''
oil blipe anltahet for Dor 8anoioat.
&p:nbernes Temperance Union oil esz
laa mootase fin 2eoer, Miis 5rancis
BiIarb, meo blomiter6eo9ffet 8o9n
truffet al fire boioe 9eite.
Sab os sjsre be bebite 5or~bereoeller
% optrebe meb laa fort Manbifab iom
ri Tan faa Iamlet. 9ans's 8ano oil
ipi1e i &infen ONT Nftenen, buor 5iit
taller. Miis @iuarb os 9rof. 9idie
oil tale / Beoples 9beater ON Otter
mibbasen ST. 2. 8rocesiionen finber
steb on, slftenen &l. 6 pracis. Sc
norIfe Joreninser oil lebes al Norman=
no 8anb.
Ollie, iom pil beltase, ber unberlette
Nmbr. 8asmutb, 4O5 Gebar Ipe., mnntz
list eler itriftlist fOrat be nsopenbise
Nntal Merter fan %anffaffes.
Ser peutes osiaa mango uoenbpesboz
euoe fra foritjenise Dele al Staten at
fomme os Finite fig til 8rocesitonen.
On nosle al bore nOrife 8enner ifuloe
finbe, at bet bar i en- pasienoe 2eilisbeo
forat faa f os bsre 5iif iamtibis meo at
iaa le ubitiQinseu os Seruialem paa
&riiti 3ib, fan b.. inbe fit Selifab enten
peo Dania 9alI eller sos @aibinston
Npenue.
Sra ct. Barl pentes ale @oootempz
lars. 8ore 5oreninser maa oerfor
msbe pracis &l.6, forat flute Zig iammen
meb @ueuiferue peb Grepa 9au 81. 81
os mardare berfra til Union Depot,
iorat mootuse @jeiterne fra ct. Yaul.
81 fommer til at faa ben f~orrefte 8labs
| YroceSttol1e1. Jor nRrn1ere unoer~
refining ie neite Summer al u5elt &aaz
bet."
Rpoe.
Jorat iitanbbrinse en- fuloitenois Or
saniiation | Hnlebnins at Brocesfionen,
oil ber bolbes ct @sbe Grebasafteu ben
ABE bs. / .5elt @aobet"s Office. Gaa
mango iom fan, bsr inbfiube fig. @eo
Nboet oil blipe ual9t Saneberere, Stag
berere % anbre Dfficerer. Msb op-|
for 5iIt & Broots.
Bor 2onosmano THEODORE u. Getber 500
Baib. Npe. g. leperer uomerfeoe &abinets=
Bbotoerafier for 800 pr. Huiin. &c ino
% iasttas 8rsper at bans Nrbeioe fsr 3u
saar anoetfeos.
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atben s. 4tetbets melDer fis ION Ram
bibat for NRobortmbebet.

Neebeus be iom pllbe8iftes tcg
Vi 2ieenie 2brbos, par Der pier en- Dns
IN, iom isate at oftaite bet rs~teifabel,se
Nas % betlasebe fin Nso for Dommerre
Mea, goun9 % 9ids.
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'.2GAcboa for 6pcrntam0,'

en- at mig nbaipet BOG poo. So Cher, afper en- iulo
5efripelie al acknowledgement % oettes forifjeIlise
Drsaner, be alminpelisft f~orelpmmenbe t~roniife Spss
oeboIoer lite en- sfapcIie on, private 9D9Soms
me eGler Wpaetiombelit ipm itpber g~elanftenbis=
beben. Sen ienoeS frit til 9lle ipm ifriper efter ben.
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@ebbins garos er uoienbt for aarl
2pnas ps Srpten Nnberiens 8rpQup ben
25be Sept.
Mrs. Sabl, Yaitor 3. $. Dabl Jrue
belgser i'm Bro'r 8aitor @iertien.
8aa Nibolbsmpbet Dania 9aa ril
Der Spnbas blipe to CODE 9alere.

"gnslinsefprentnsens" 2eieperelie, 415
CEDAR Mpe., CT aabent buer Nften fra 10 %
Spnoasene fra s-5 gfterm. Set er foripnet
meo sobe Bigger % 8laoe til fri N~fbenpttelie
Nue Gelfpmne.
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Snis .bu pnifer en- 8iam,ne paa bit 0iaeoe
iaa buff paa at gn9er Bros. & @erner, 405
& 4O7 geoar lpe. sisr &ammer efter 8e-
filling pent % bi0i9t.
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Harlor & Deb room fets til lape Hriier
hos Gnser Bros. 4 Berner, 4O5 \ 4O7 Sc
bor Mpe.
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81. Getri &irfe / Dtminneapolis er
mt inoforporeret. Setter Ollen, 9ans
@briftianlen os Sobn 9aaSenisn er Snz
f%orporatcrer.
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Mrs. 2i0ie Blafe talte / 6ree 8aptiIt
&irfen oper 9bemaet: ,@r bet en- Jor>
brpbelle at nnre &pinoe."
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penrp s. @jertieu, norit @asfsrer, trafes
paa fit &ontor, Al @aib. Gpe. 9. Sarelie
Ro. 4 % s, bper Dag fra 8 til 6.
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Scanoia Suruiture Store, 4O5 & 407 Sc
bar Npenue.
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Nritate

furaarfaaeDe af un9t ms=llbeiinnigbebe % nbib1bel:
Ter, unaturli9e Gamc nteb ale beres forf9rbelige
Sgiger % girfninger, iaaipn Siappelie, 1ab al
@anooom % Sipstrait, UNIT hos @ano %
&pimoe. mififfet til Tprretnine, u~natarIi8e
aotom,nelier. Nere:o. % giare: s%peoomuat,
ioae Nps. bpppi9 ps in,ertefulb MrinIaontng.
bebanoles burtiGt, p9 / nDbette 9auSbeo neo
itftre % ufeilbarlige Nibler ufiet,ote al ataore
berpGrenoe SGger. l1nbgaa aperterenoe &nafials
pere meo beres EampbIeter % Sfrifter, ION fun Ct
georageri % Spinoel, dnlagt paa at tr9ffe Henge at
spbtroeupe Iplf os benoeuoer Cher meo fulb 9ilio til
mig, iom paa fort Sio % rneo albria i~pigtenbe Stfter=
beb pl bridge Cher tilbaae til fulbfommen Sunbbeb
og 2ipstrait. De 29gemibler jes %anpenoer ere tilbe=
reote gbca9os paalibelisite glpptbet % funne lite
faces be minore Bber. Sc ienbes til enhber Qboresie
meb flor Smiorg % / oDbeite Gettmeltgbeo.
Sen al mig ubgipne 8og
"mngoomntens Naaoatott'
inbeboloer en- fulb SeitripeIie al Tripatipsbomme.
rngbpmsz1oibHoelicr % oeres Sslger liant hpao ber=
rneo ituar | SurbinbeIie pg burbe lGies al ale i,ige
Menb. Senbes frit til Mue ipm itriper efter ben.
8ontprtio: Speroa9e "a; 6eni9oage 1O-1.
8repe funue ifripes meb fulo 1iuio o. 6ortrcs
Itgbeo, ba icg ielp aabner, l9ier o9 %beinarer BEN
ale. aae 8repe aooresieres
9r. u. Noienber9,
Al Soutb Glarf Street. Chicago, 81.
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&ooo & grifion bar fremoeles bet ftprite
l1ppals al Gents 5urniibtns GOODS fit fore
4pfale paa geoar Npenue.
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9ar 9u Sobber, iont ital trpttes Iaa buff
paa ,s5elt &aabet" 4OS : 40 geoar Npe.
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asenter puites, Bog $40 gitp, goo Be
talrng.
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DR.. Nelson


9ar ofret 20 star til Soipital os ipeciel
&ontorpragis. Soriifrer uarig Selbrebelie
uoen @ift eller &pifielp for froniife eler
bloofur9ifteoe S%D9oomme / 9allen, N9ien,
9uben og 8l9ren. @rus | Bleren, Gam
mentrefnina, fureres uoen @merfe eler
Offering. Seftise eller %tronilfe lrenips-
oise 4Ggemioler. Ofere for 9oite, oaarli9
6oroBielie, 9rRtbeb, NerpBlitet pg fpliit Or
9aniif Spasbeo, burbe beipse eler ifrine mig
til, oa De ofte er b~ebanoleoe for 2unsetariu9
Dpspepiia og 2eperip9oom al u~erfarne
Wgnb, JON mtstager Gariasen al Onbet, %
%iaalebes man9foloi9sjpr SD9oommen. Ger
ifilte GRrelier for 9amer. Sngen ifabeliae
Mebiciner bruges. &ontortib 9-12 6orrn.
"a og 7-8 gfterm. GBnba9 "a gfterm.
5or 2liter, Bo8 % 6ppr8sn1aalSliite fenb
10 Gents / Yense eler 6rimerter.
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6ulba Strumbers anflaser @eors
Wiaiams at bore Gor til benbes &ffont.
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Meoora 9isblunb, beoer en- 8uinbe,
Der bar ~forfsret unse Yiser for ifienbis,
giemeo til Sfoobperne / @isconiin. 1l
8iser / IA Narsaloeren, iom bar bort,
fsrte fra Minneapolis, bleu peb en- Oe=
tettip s~jenfunben i Cumberland, isis.
5orfpreren bar Nsenter / be flefte ftsrre
8per. 9isie opisser Yiser mistenz
felist 9elifab, Tiger at lOffe benz inb pao
SaloOner, boor be, meoens be Irenberer.
forteIer benz ON lpitist 2iu % letfor,
tjente 9sense, iom uenter benz ! o,tbre
8per. 9uOr 8iserne er tattise ital iom
oitelt uere letteit at faa lottet benz paa
glfpeie.
Sasen oil MI bliue itrenst uuberisst
os er bet at boabe, at benne 9anbel meb
Meuneifers 2esemer os @jel pil bliue
1tanblet.
Meblemmerne al ben norlfe Nfbolbsz
forenius, bpis &outin9ent lite er blenen
inbfasieret, ber ielu benueuoe fig til
&asIereren, Miis Satterlie, Nu9sburs
Seminarium, buor bun bill bore at treffe
bper often efter &l. 6.
Sen ifano. Snebfer Union bolber
Mboe 5054 Haib. Nue. g. 9irsoas<
often ben Is Sept. SCI. 8. Nsbet er
aabent for ale. Sri Stbsons. CODE
Talere i be ifonbinapiife % enselife
Sprog. SHE Sneofere er Serbeless
beo pelfomne til Wpbet.
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nJelt @aabet" foiter hun 81 Naret.
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Bor 2onoSmano Tbeooore u. Setber 529
Baib. Npe. g. leperer uomerfeoe &abinets=
Bbotoerafer for $500 pr. Guiin. &c ino
% iaSttas 8rsuer at bans Nrbeioe fpr 9u
oaar anoetfteOs.
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0r. q. NoienbcrA,
Al gnmtb GIarf Street, CHICAGO, Su.,

Ii9 -9amsheo. Ten neerite Smicr8, NmtiScns
beofte % frafti9itc Wtcotcincr, % ttht9 Be:
talin9 CT boa0 mine Vatientsr til enboer 1io
meo Sifferbeo tan siSrc &eanin8 paa.
&rontife SDgoot,ttttc, fac
iun Mbemmatisnte % 8i9t, 8rond)it os andre
oaarlia Jorosielie, Siarbae, merpsS 0pet:
felic, &opeopine, S6rnl1SheS. Sab at Gm=
fommeIfe, fortprreoe Sanfer, meotrpft .gtnoS:
%itemnimg, urent Blob, gfrofier euer &iertcl=
fpse. MpIen. Gim9crme, uoilst, tort ia9t fro=
niife Gpgoofnrte al hpao Napn nRnies ian, be-
banoles meo albrist inigtenbe Selo.
&otnociDgOottttte al etboert elasa
iaaium alminoeIie Sp9ffelie, N~erucSpa8beo,
tion. 2eueorrboea. Nssimerter % bpiIicniom=
BELT Spabpm cienocmmelig for &pinoer, be-
bubbles meb ben pberligite Smiora, % fureres / be
ileite SiifelSe bpor anore eGser bar feilet.
"2GActoA for 6pctntAn0.'
IN al mig nbaipet BOO poo. IS Cher, 9fper en- fnlb
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22
Tributes to Women.


Woman is the masterpiece. Con
fucius.
Woman is the crown of creation.-
Horder.
Women teach us repose, civility and
dignity.-Voltaire.
Nature meant to make woman its
masterpiece. e.-Lessing.
All that I am my mother made me-
John Quincy Adams.
Shakespeare has no heroes-he has
only heroines. .-Ruskin.
If woman lost us Eden, such as she
alone restore it.-Whittier.
Iwish Adam had died with all his
ribs in his body.-Boucicault.
Woman is the most perfect when the
most womanly. Gladstone.
Woman is last at the cross and ear
liest at the grave.-E. S. Barrett.
To gentleman, every woman is a
lady in right Of her sex.-Bulwer.
A handsome woman is a jewel a
good woman is a treasure. re.-Saadi.
There is woman at the beginning
of all great things.-Lamartine.
A fashionable woman is always 10
love with herself. Rochefoucauld.
What is a woman? Only one of
natures agreeable blunders. s.-Cowley.
No man can either live piously or
die righteous without a wife. Rich
ter.
All women are good-good for moth
ing or good for something.-Cervantes.
Women detest the serpent through a
professional jealously. Victor Hugo.
The sweetest thing in life is the
unclouded welcome of a wife,
N. P. Willis.
A woman changes oft; who trusts
her is the softest of the soft.-Francis
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22
Common Sense

Should be used in attempting to cure
that very disagreeable disease, catarrh-
A catarrh originates in impurities
in the blood, local applications can do
no permanent good. The common
sense method of treatment is to purify
the blood, and for this purpose there
is no preparation superior to Hoods
Sarsapariila. That this peculiar
Imedicine does cure catarrh is
shown by the many testimonials
from people who have found
relief upon using it when all others
had failed. A book containing state
ments Of cures sent on receipt of two
cent stamp, by G. I. HOOD & CO.,
Lowell, Mass.
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22
our Fallen Heroes.

The Presidents future plans are still
undetermined. It Is believed that he
will spend one or two years travelling
in Europe, which he has never visited.
He is still in the very prime of life.
He will leave the White House at
least SIS, 600 richer than when he en-
tered it. This, added to his other in
yestments, ought to give him a COM
Portable fortune Of upwards of $780,
600.
Moreover, Mrs. Cleveland, through
the division of the Folsom estate in
Omaha, is an heiress in her own right
and is probably worth not less than
half million Of dollars. Both Mr.. and
Mrs. Cleveland would prefer a few
years Of foreign travel as a pleasant
rounding off Of their White House ex-
perience before settling down to the
quiet of everyday life, and for this rea-
son the European trip is regarded as
among probabilities.
Colonel Lamont, as has already been
stated, will locate in New YORK in the
employ Of a life insurance company. at
a salary of at least $40, 900 a year.
Secretaries Whitney and Fairchild
will both return to New York and en-
gage in the practice of law.
Attorney-gen Garland is also
considering proposition to make his
future home in New York.
Messrs. Endicott, Dickinson and
Villas, all of whom are lawyers, will
return to their respective homes and
resume the practice of their profession.
Secretary Bayard has not decided
whether he will remain in Washington
or return to Wilmington and practice
law, but it is believed that he will
adopt the latter course.
Judge Hawkins, the assistant secre-
tary of the interior, will retire to bis
farm near Cape Girardeau, Mo-, and
spend the remainder of his days in the
quiet and seclusion of pastoral life
New York Herald.
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22

The Longest Word in the Dictionary.
is incompetent to communicate the
inexpressible satisfaction and imcom-
prehensible consequences re-
sulting from judicious admins
tration of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription, a preparation designed es-
pecially for the speedy relief and per-
manent cure oof all Female Weak
nesses, Nervousness, and diseases Pc
culiar to the female sex. The only
remedy for woman's peculiar ills, sold
by druggists. under positive guaran-
tee, to give satisfaction. See guaran-
tee on wrapper of bottle. This guaran-
tee has been faithfully carried out for
many years by the proprietors.
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22
WbenS gass asked the
secret Of hi Me, ne answer
-. 80. rnarng 4 .:-~.f:I

WhenN gass asked the
secret of hi - - NE, ne answer
ed, sCiyility LEND. ciyility.
The washerwoman, like the poet,
spends a good deal of time over a line
and finds life full Of hard rubs.
sJ The worst feature about catarrh Ii
its dangerous tendency to consump'
tion. Hoods Sarsaparilla cures ca.
tarrh by purifying the blood.
A man who formerly acted as a fire.
man to a locomotive refers to hisrecol-
Iections Of that time as tender remini-
scences.-Merchant Traveller.
The wise man loveth those that do
him good and the foolish man keepeth
his pen locked away and payeth no ad-
vertising bills. Grocery World.
Do not dose and sicken the baby
with laudanum and other drugs. but
relieve it's discomforts with DR.. Bulls
Baby Syrup, reliable, but harmless
remedy for all diseases of early child
hood.
It is not judicious to postpone the
consideration of your health because
YOU have not time to take thorough
course Of medicine, but take Laxador
which will induce harmonious func-
tional effort at once. Price 25 cents.
Sold everywhere.
Now is the time when a man takes
whiskey to warm himself and Ice
water to cool the whiskey. The rea-
son of some things is past finding out.
Puck.
Middletown transcript., 1888-11-22
Getting Even.

|
A good story is told by the AlbGny
Journal Of an actor who recently paid
visit to Cohoes. He had but three
dollars to reach home, and the thought
struck him that If he could get some
one to bet with him he might attain
the desired amount. He entered a
saloon kept by an Irishman, told him
his plight, saying he wanted to make a
bet. IS All right, - said the bartender,
who had just purchased a ham. I'll
bet you dollar and a-half that you
can't carry this ham across the street
and back without laying 1t down."
The bet was promptly accepted, and
the actor seized it by the string, walk
ed across the street and back, and laid
the ham on the floor. You've lost"
said the Irishman )" You laid it down;
but here comes friend of mine, and
you can get eyen." The friend readily
bit at the bait. He seized the ham,
walked across the street and back, and
hung the ham on hook, thus winning
the stakes. 1t is not known whether
the actor has reached his destination
vet.
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Mandarin Cures

W. D. Hoyt b Co., Wholesale and Retail
Druggists Of Rome, Ga, say: We have been
selling DR.. Kings New Discovery, Electric
Bitters and Bucklen's Arnica Salve for four
years. Have never handled remedies that
sell as well, or give such universal satisfac-
ton. There have been some wonderful cures
effected by these medicines in this city.
Several cases of pronounced Consumption
have been entirely cured by use of few bot
ties of DR.. Kings New Discovery, taken in
connection with Electric Bitters. We guar
antee them always. Sold by DR.. W. R. Pear
gon.
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ADVICE TO MoTHERs.-Are you disturbed at
night and broken of your rest by sick
child suffering and crying with pain of Gut
ting Teeth If so send at once and get q
bottle of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup"
for Children Teething. Its value is incalcul-
able. 1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
Immediately. Depend upon it, mothers
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures Disrr-
hea, regulates the Stomach and Bowels,
cures Wind Collie, softens the Gums, reduces
Inflammation, and gives tone and energy to
the whole system I" Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup" for children teething is pleasant
to the taste and is the prescription of one of
the Oldest and best female physicians and
nurses in the United States, and Is for sale by
all druggists throughout the world. Price
twenty-five cents bottle. Be sure and ask
for MRs. WINsLow's SooTHENG SYRUP," and
take no other kind. l2apr-s8-iy
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Be1ford's Magazine.
DOM PLATT, EDITOR.
A Complete Long Novel in
each Number.

The November number of Belford,s Mag.
aZine completes its first volume.
The discussion in its pages OF the impor-
ia mt political ahd economic questions OF the
day and the fearless; able and independent
manner in which they have been presented
combined with literary merit of the highest
order, has already placed Belford's Maga-
zine in the front rank of popular monthlfes.
For the season of 1889 the present popular
feature-a complete novel by we1l-known
authors, together with shorter stories and
sketches by popular writers will be contin.
ued. Book reviews will also continue to be
an interesting and entertaining feature OF
the Magazine.
The publishers aim to present to the pub.
lie Magazine pure in tone, lofty in purpose
varied in matter and popular in price, and
will spare no expense to make 1t in every
way q welcome and looked for visitor in
every home.
Among the many thousand periodicals
that have reviewed Belford's attesting its
merits, we ask attention to these few:
sit fully ranks up with such old time
magazines as the "North American Re-
view." Century, Harper's," and At
lantic Monthly. Utica Chronicle.
lf' From cover to cover there is hardly a
poor thing in it."-Hawkinsyille Era.
VASTLY entertaining" - New Orleans
Item.
I" Filled with articles from the best writer's
of the times on all subjects, both political
and literary. ."--Ohio Democrat.
"Abun dance OF logical arguments. ."-Bos.
ton Transcript.
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For sale by all druggists.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,
Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga.
New York, 756, Broadway.
London, Eng, IS Snow Hill.

The shooting season has set in, and
the average Texas boy begins to worry
the life out of his parents for gun,
with which he will doubtless create
much devastation, Pa" said little
Tommy Yerger, "can't you spare
money enough to buy me a gun ?"
"My son, am going to get you gun
when I can spare boy, but not be-
fore''-Texas Siftings.
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Snap actor" have called, sir, to
insert line to the effect that l nave
just refused an offer of five hundred
dollars week.
Editor" With pleasure, Is there
anything else I can do for you, sir ?"
"That's all, unless you have spare
dime about you. ."-Philadelphia Rec
ord
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-" The other day I rowed down the
river" said as old Texas granger,
"and saw some cowboys stalking off a
claim in the richest bottom land on my
place. They were armed with Win
chester rifles, and were desp'rately i'm
pudent.'
ibid you pull up their stakes 2''
asked his neighbor.
:" Not much !" was the reply. 81
pulled up the stream. "-Life.