The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-29
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

WISE AND OlhEh "lSH'
Who is your physician?
have none. never have time to be
sick. SOS. ia.
Lady of the house-Jane, who is that
girl that Just left the kitchen?
Jane-Oh, ma'am that's the lady what
works for the woman across the street.
What YOU need is medicine that is
pure, efficient, reliable. Such is Hoods
Sarsaparilla. 1t possesses peculiar cnra
tive powers.
Mamma-Johnnie, did you throw the
cat in the well?
Johnnie-Indeed 1 didn't. was just
holding it over the box by the tail and
it riggled loose and fell in.
Turn the RascaIs out.
now means turn out the waste which
hearty food and indoor life of winter
has left in the blood. Paine's Celery
Compound will do it. 1t cleanses the
blood and at the same time restores
healthy action to the bowels, kidneys
and liver.
Customer. to coal dealer-I want to
gel ton of coal.
Customer, timidly-Well. if it isn't
asking too much sir. would Ike TWO
thousand pound ton.
Easter Eggs
can be beautifully colored by Diamond
Dyes. The expense is trifling as small
portion of dye package colors dozen
eggs. Most druggists sell Diamond
Easter Dyes, four colors in one package;
only ten cents. The colored eggs can he
safely eaten.
The hen fool though she is considered
possesses in marked degree the faculty
of making much out of little. Feed her
corn by the pint and she eats it by the
peck.
For SIX Cents
we will send you DR.. Kaufman's great
Medical Work: 100 pages, colored plates
from life. The most valuable adviser
ever published. To any address on re-
ceipt of three cent stamps to pay post
age. Address A. P. Ordway & Co.. Bos'
ton, Mass.
There is another fashionable institu
ton that should be sat on, said the lee
turer on hygiene, and that is the hustle.
And every lady in the audience gave
vent to an audible litter.
Horace Coolidge, of Frankfort, n. Y,
took a severe cold which settled on his
lungs. He was confined to his home,
had pains in his side, profuse sweats
and restless nights. He expected to die,
He was completely rest ored to health by
using Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry.
At the Club-Jones-Loo at Brown
over there in the corner.
Smith-Yes: buried in thought
Jones-Mighty shallow grave, amt
lit?
oh, What A Cough.
Will you heed the warning. The sig
nal perhaps of the sure approach oil That
more terrible disease, consumption. ASK
yourselves if you can afford for the sake
of saving 80 cents, to run the risk and
do nothing for it, We know from ex-
perience that Shlloh's Cure will Cure
your Cough. 1t never fails. This ex'
plains why more than million bottles
were sold the past year. II relieves
Group and whoOping cough at once
Mothers do not be without it, For lame
back, side or chest, use Shiloh's Porous
Plaster. Sold by J. T. Shurtleff, Main
street, Bennington.
A small town in the upper end of the
State boasts Of having fourteen church
choirs. A branch of the American
Peace Society should be established in
that town Immediately. il such a wise
precaution has not already been taken.
was troubled with catarrh for thirty
years. Have suffered a great deal My
eyes, ears and throat were greatly al
fected. Mr.. Kinney, the druggist, in
duced me to try Ely's Cream Balm, and
for the past two years have had very
little trouble. have lived in Webster.
Mass, and Rockville, Conn. Very re-
spectfully. j. w. Pratt, Monson, Mass.
| have improved greatly since using
Ely's Bream Balm for catarrh. feel
like new man. 1t is a blessing to hu'
manity .-John d. Farrell, Hartford
Conn.
He was talking to Kentucky audi
ence on the subject Of the tariff. Said
he; Take whskey for instance, and
every man in the audience arose with
the remark, Thank you; don't care If
do and the lecturer had to stand treat
or die.
Nothing Serious-Miss Clara to Feath
erly, who is making an evening call
Poor little Bobby swallowed penny to-
day and we've all been so much worried
aboutit,
Featherly, somewhat at a loss for
words of encouragement oh, l-er-
wouldn't worry, Miss Clara; penny
is not 80 much.
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint.
Is it not worth the small price of Is
cents to free yourself of every symptom
of these distressing complaints, if you
think so call at our store and get bot
tie of Shiloh's Vitalizer. Every bottle
has a printed guarantee on it, use &C
cordingly, and if it does you no good II
will cost you nothing. Sold by John 7.
Shurtleff, Bennington, Vt,
Magistrate to prisoner-You say, Uncle
Rastus, that you took the ham because
you are out of work and your family is
starving, And yet ! understand that
you have four dogs about the house.
Uncle Rlstus-Yes, sab, but wuddeni
arsk my family to eat dogs. yo' honah
Countryman-Gi pounds too much
Tor hlmE Hes WOnu9IIul RoOu 5pOItin
daug, sir Why,he came to dead pint
in the street sir, close ag'In oil gent
man the other day-first o September
it was, sir-an' the gentleman told me
afterwards as his name was Partridge u
Customer-You don't say so? Bargain
struck.
l wouldn't cut that tree down If
were you. said visitor to a Richland
township farmer who was about to cut
down large oak. Remember that at.
ter you fell it, you cannot replace 1t.
Can't /? replied the farmer You don't
know. After chop it down what is to
prevent me from chopping it upr
We have a speedy and positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria, Canker Mouth
and Headache,in SHlLOHS CATARRH
REMEDY. A nasal injector free with
each bottle. Use il if you desire health |
and sweet breath. Price so cents. Sold
by j. T. hurtleff,
Willie, said the fond mother, wish
YOU wouldn't associate so much with
Robbie GeorgesoD. He is greatly ad
dicted to the use of low slang.
That's fact mother, said the bright
little boy, with engaging frankness. 1t
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