The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1888-01-27
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TIP clinic student knows that pslls
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ia yrtl,c Of tfedic.no Is this
~"fhyeieluid: heel thysclf."


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III. clinic student knows that pNns
Atc not dlvlsthlc from tplfj
af s',.SS IS a!e scsl s,J = sSis=
-itid.hits.
Tho acronaut doesn't want tic Garth,
-Waskington Critic.
a bad sign-An illegiblo signature.
MitWdNkec Sentinel .
Kind Wtids ct. pleasant toe de eah,
but meal makes Notwithstanding.
fRSrci is mol muEii sotot tn Sin. sc,
It can scarcely DO called 4 Sober Tilt.
Epoch. =.
Many q homcly. unattractive girl
gets q husband ON account Of her pa
value:-EYS.
It, il. thSS, shop pis tjtat often furnishes
zne cat.foraia.
The L1uitcket-sho,pss arc kicking tic
bucket. They AFRO dead and liavc no
futures. -PIcaywue.
Charity may cover a multitude Il
sins. but it is not its regular business.
--HebrcW Standard.
"No ma'am," said a grocer to nm APP
plicant for credit, IL wouldn't even
trust my W feelings"
Responsibility is like q rowing dog.
It seldom rests where it belongs
New Orleans Ricayune.
There is a bigdiffrrcncc between, get
ting on we'll in life and getting we'll
OH in life: -Narper's Bazay.
There is rotation in Office, and then
again there is potation in office. Both
6ie c0tnmut.-NcW Havcm Ncws.
Real estate is worth $1,000 n foot in
Chicago. but it must Le remembered.
TINT it is Chicago foot.-Arcoia Rec.
ord.
Hugh Conway's friends think tllat
the posthumo,ls wotks Uf tho deceased
novelist show more fire than the 9TH
ers.-LU.
Tic: latest monstrosity story comes
from Kentucky, Where, Il man has been
aiscoteica who drinks. iiUtliiitg but
cold tea.-NetrasEa State JouyNaM.
A Western Anarchist on hearing that
man is 80 per cent water went into his
room and blew his brains out. He
could not stand the disgracc.-LDe.
Frcd-1'm surprised at Browns
ISLANDERS, for l supposed he thought
everything of me Ncd-So he docs
everything that's bad.-1ld-B Bits.
Ruskin says, ..Afan should rcsc,n-
bic a river" Some Incl, do, III one ne.
spect Mt least. Tue biggest part of
them is their mouth.-Hotel Guscttc.
"Nothing worth calling good can or
ever will be started f%ull-grown," says
Macdonald, and it may be so, but how
about a sneezc?SoWrnat Of Educa-
ton.
Irato student - "Don't Won ever
sweep under the bed, I'd like 10 knowp"
Calm .'Goody'-"I always do;
prefer it to a dustpan. "-Harvard
LampooM
We have an impression that Uncle
Sam will give Dame Columbia a set of
diamonds and n scalskin sack, and
that will reduce the surplus-you bet.
Judge.
A little child. eating her breakfast,
asked her mother to remove the
"bark" from her sausage. She limited
Mt a great canine truth very closely.
ST. Adams AdUcrtiscr.
The doctor-Well, perhaps, Mrs.
Birmingham. you cat between mcalsf'
Mrs. Go. no, sab; 'ccpt. oh course,
l cat dinnah tween breakfast an sup.
per. and SO on.-Narper's Dazar.
1.-The Horrors of Whaling heads
IN article in tho Post Erpress. Tho
average American boy could write a
big book upon that subject. Himself
in the hold and his father ut tho
spankcr Breeze.
Sympathetic friend Ito widow)-
Your husbands death was 81 terrible
onc Mrs. Bently. Widow (sadly)-
All, yes! Poor John was a Kind iius-
baud, but he didn't know much about
buzz saws.-Ncw Ioyk Sun.
George Remnants Siberian Travels.
Mr.. George KEENAN,, the Siberian
traveller and writer. has been black
listed by tho Russian Government,
and will not he permitted to recn,cr
course says Mr.. KEENAN,, Ito be put
on the Russian blacklist. / am only
thankful that l succeeded in crossing
the frontier with all of my material
and papers coming this way. The
outside of the Russian frontier line is
u good enough side for me mt present.
l became satisfied before l got half
through Siberia that l should never
be permitted to go there again, and
that after tho publication of my papers
no other foreigner would be allowed
to make investigations there, and 4 lost
no opportunity to ecurc accuracy ana
tlloroughncss. l brought back more
than fifty pounds of notes. papers,
and original documents. many of
the latter from secret Government
archives, besides 500 or 600 foolscap
pages of manuscript prepared for me
by political cxiles in all parts OF
Siberia, and covering the most note.
worthy episodes of their lives. !
visited every convict prison except
one, and believe l know tho exile svs-
tom better than most officers of the
exile administration, and far bette,
than any outsider. l can regard the
blackiisting, therefore. with u certain
degree Of complaccncy. Tho stable
door is locked, but the horse has been
stolen-and I've got him."
The people of Australia entertain
queer ideas as to what constitutes "a