The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-02-02
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A o0anify editor, hsFlsg received
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l,sa cold DAY for tho poet when ;
has no fad 10 the houso except his pottl
ars
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ileo 81 NE editor not erta the man VII
tres 10 sei bic paper Tor ooihing
- mule Al Macon. ia. has 40 sriia
cisl sind pipe'maje cot o. silver. The
osll hlm The silserlhroa,ed warbler dos
there
doctors arc appellant Soon The
val hsvs 30 csuso 10 complain Of lack o
illpuss 10 The land The season Of mino
pre- - slresdy here.
-Joues lmee,isg Smith with whom b.
was 90, the night hsfore). -Ha, me boy
Get home sll rgb, Smith lsloomily) -
Yea, bot my ~iie wouldn't speak 10 me
Jcpee OBVIOUSLY Lucky fellow Mint
did
A scientist says: ''lf the land wer,
astienei out the sea would be two miles
deep 40 over the world" II any man il
c2ughi hasleuing out the land. shoot him
on ihe spot A great many OF us can,
swim
Hos can you sford 10 give fiye.ceni
cigar aud ashsye for eight cents ? was
asked o. Randolph stree, barber. Oh, |
give on the cigar first, 40 then they go
away without the shave. or shave them
hu 80 then they skip without the cigar.
Johnny, said the careworn editor
10 bis only son, Il know you want 10 help
y0ng poor old father with All item but
would rather you'd stay away from the
pond tll the ice gets thicker You may
come handy 70 feed the press
a Maine paper defines a sportsman as
"a man who spends all day away from bis
busiuess, two dollars for powder aud shot,
aud comes home at night tired, hungry
and ugly, With frozen toes, dragging Q
fourteen cent rabbit by the ears.
Young man 10 EDITOR: "what do
you thlnk | ought to get for the poem,
sir ?" Editor "You ought 10 get ten
dollars" Yong man (overioyed); "oh,
that Is fnliy as much asI expected Ed
itor "Ycs, ten dollars or thirty days.
Did you ever go toboggsning. MIR.
Winterwbeat 2" NO" said the old man,
"but once stepped into the elevator we'll
aud fell down four stories In three enths
OF second That is fast enough for me
I'm getting too old for much excitement. .
II saBt surgeon at once" be said,
as be hastily entered hospital; I've Just
sho, three Of my fingers of r. I'm sorry
my friend. said the Superintendent, "bur
You'll have TO grin aud bear ii for awhile.
The surgeons are oil over to the tobogean
slide
II will be fair with you darling,
said George himself. tenderly; when we
are married you shall always have one
half my income" "And /. dear George,
said hefaelf. will not be iusensible to
such nnseliishness; you shall ever share
one half Of my expenses,
In "a advertisement by railway com.
pany o. some unealled for goods. the let
Ter ." had dropped from the word law
fui, and II read: People to whom these
packages are directed are requested TO
come forward and pay the awful charges
on the same"
Wealthy Floridian: Here we are
in orange blossoms and the BIRDS
'inging 10 every breeze. What could be
ovclier in January ? New York sir
twenty eight and desperately Just one
orange blossom wreath aud Mendelssohn's
march rippling through the periumed cir.
Chicago lady 10 husband. Ny dear,
lid you think to order ton OF coal TO.
lay Iinsbsnd Yes. Chicago Lady =
ADD my shoes Husband Yes, md
peerug %, Of the window there is
rue bcaing mp 10 the door nov. but It's
90 Oars to SEQ whether it has the coal or
ihe shoes
Little Tommy Ray quarreled with is
lister aad would not kiss aud be friends
lii aunt said Oh. don't you remem her
shai papa read at family prayers this
morning, that Ne we're to forgive seventy
i'nes seven 7 Yes. replied Tommy, bui !
itkeilagiy noticed that /, was to yonr
,rotAcr, not sister
The Rev. John Brown was in the
isbis u proposing on festive occasions.
'erinin young lady as bis toast Having
abandoned The practice, be was Asked for
rcasoB. Because" said be. II have
oasled Der for sixteen years without max.
az her Bsown aud 40 I've resolved b.
cast her 90 mora
Bobby VAS spending the afternoon at
lis sanis. aud for some moments had
zen eazing ont OF the windos la 8 pain
ally thoughtful sort OF way. what
aakes Jon 80 serious. Bobby r. ask,d his
not "Whr, mamma told me tina, must
emember no, 10 ssk for anything TO eat,
nd I'm trying 10 remember II.
The icllosiag anccdo,e. illuslra live
I railroad facility, s very pointed: A
rsyeler irqairea OF negro the distance
D q certain poiat Dat peais on cir
nmsi Anees. replied the darhey. II, ron
fvine sioot i'm take yoa sboui day, IL