The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1888-12-13
Laugh and Grow Fat.

Mist erious sounds-The foghorns
signals
The buzz-saw IS 4 bad thing to
have at your finger ends.
Lost in the outskirts-A woman
when she can't find her pocket
book
ITS only question oftime," and short
time TOO, as to when your rheumatism will
yield to Hoods Sarsaparilla Try it.
The queen Of Madagascar has a
cloak made out Of pigeons feathers.
1t is a sort Of a dove cote.
The warmest part Of a lady's win
ter hat is her hair Whatever else
is worn is merely ornamental.
THAT HACKING COUGH can be
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guar
antee it. For sale by Starkweather & Co.
Stage, Yale's famous pitcher, is to
prepare for the ministry. He has
one qualification, evidenty-a good
delivery.
Catarrh cured, health AMI sweet breath
ecured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price so cents. Nasal Injector free. For
sale by STARR weather & Go.
1t is Bill Nye who enuncates the
idea that when one is in Ludlow
street Jail he feels safe, and when he
is in Sing Sing prison he is totally
without care.
Itch, Mango and Scratches, on human or
animals cured in 80 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. This never fails Sold
by j. B. Starkweather & Co., Kenosha.
First lawyer Gin court room):
"What are all those buckets for?"
Second lawyer: "Breach-o promise
case on, and the plaintiff is expected
to testify this morning.
The fountain Of perpetual youth was one
of the dreams of antiquity. 1t has been well
nigh realized in Ayers Sarsaparilla, which
purifes the blood, gives vltalityto all the
bodily functions, and thus restores to age
much of the vigor and freshness of youth.
Mrs. Bliss: "Give me an interest
ing book to day Librarian: VIII
you have Robert Elsmere?' Mrs.
B.: "Oh, no! That's a dangerous
book. Why, poor Mrs Flimsy read
it, and has become a perfect prog
nostic I was only fond of natural
history, so | will take this one,
Moths.
English SPAWN Lnement removes all
Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps and Bleul
lshes from horses. Blood SPAWN, Curbs,
Splints, Sweeney, Ring bone, Stiles, Sprains
ali Swollen Threats, Coughs, Etc. Save $50
by use Of one bottle. Warranted Sold by
J. B. Starkweather & Co., Druggist, Keno
sha. q Tyr
Wee Johnnie, curled up in his little cot
bed,
Through rift in the curtain saw the
moon peep.
He rose on his knees and with clasped
hands he said,
Please bod, blow yer lamp out-me
tan't do to sleep"
81 use Ayers Cherry Pectoral freely in
my practice, and recommend it in cases of
Whooping Cough among children, having
found it more certain to- cure that trouble
some disease than any other medicine I
know of."-So says Dr. Bartlett, of Concord,
Mass
A steam road engine was passing
along the road, and Mary, aged SIX
was watching it. Presently her
brother called out to her: "Sister is
the engine still running?" NO."
she replied, "but its walking pretty
fast.
-Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terriable cough. ShiIohs Remedy is
he remedy for you. For sale by Stark
weather & Co
She was very little Boston girl
only six years old and had been out
to a small party 1t was quite late
and she was very tired and on
going to bed she almost forgot to say
her prayers why, Mary said her
mamma, you've forgotten something
haventyou?" "What is it, mammal"
"Your prayers, my dear ooh,
mamma, I'm SO tired. You COM
mence and I'll switch on.
The HomIiest Man in Konosha.