The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-11-15
Tbistlrs.

Nbe1 tla Absslosz sleep Ave 10 I
bsdf Whoa b. ispt .iih his t0reis,bers
Jewsisr > Il year ssieh al right Bow
NJ smiibf Mr. Saith. Wen. no moi
ysa. hsi y ssesas 70 be gsining every day
"A fFng Which depends &c his bsin'
lns,ead u bis legs wepiA s,asd mighty
poor shew IL puddle near school house
III doctors ssre osig ks wise 40 they
hooked there soaidu'l be- any siessess 10
ihn vorld ~ spesk 81
"a Niseansin msn has mauied LGa
nsoahvr la.law, TAerc arc 10 drawer men
10 ihs safid than are raised In The piDerios
Of Wlspoasi1.
"A Mes iofA story papsr offers 81 for
ever austnsl !sle. This 10 base aiiempl
10 ilci more alleged hamorisls on Al
sise4ag Long sEllsrlsg couetry
"a UhieAso gepllemsn has sued the
Tims fF $4,000 damages to his char
se,Fs Thc Iincs asks BAN 10 knock OF
Toe rypb'Ir, take iollsr and call II
sgnara
fsnng Doctor They don't bleed
people as ,hey use1 10 DO tseniy or thirty
yeats sso. do they pfoiessorf" Professor
--"Ao. 90, With the lancet"
"A man 10 A.bfssks is IN Jail for steal
Ing qas1tiiy 81 saasages. The evidence
sgaiHst bim ia said 10 be conclusive. Not
link Is waiting.
Customer 20 waiter - Some cheese
please" Water Beg pardon. sir; very
sorry. sir. cheese out. cir" Customer
Tbs, sof When do you expect II back y
--smlih 81 heard two splendid Jokes
yesterday. Lets bear them zone OF
them VOC. DO 10 repeat, aud I've forgot
wbsi the other was.
~ an on my way home. doctor" said
. citizen. who was after some free advice.
"snd I'm tired and worn ont. What uglt
10 lakeY" Take cab replied IN
telligont physician.
~ Big your pardon. but aren't you
mistaken courteously said gentleman
TO pretty shop girl. with whom be was
dealiuP. II ain miss, but not yet taken,
oil" so replied, With dropping eyes.
Il mskes man almost sorry that be
moved when be reads Ia the advertisement
In The paper ntr, day the Zeal estate
SCENTS description Of the advantages o
the residence be has iast given up.
~ ln0g vile: before We we're mar
rie gorge ysn never smoked in my
pre- ~" Yong husband II know 1t,
my az aud you never wore curl PAL ers
10 mine."
- The Adams Express Company refuse
to carry lie sBakes. aud when We remem-
b. bow Adams express company got into
trouble With one Of the reptiles 10 Eden,
We eannOt wonder At the refusal.
- Lord Beougham, once when be was in
a iace,ious mood. being asked to define .
lawyer, said; "A yawyer is learned
who rescnes your estate from
your enemies, aud keeps it himself. )"
Professor --"Whsl is is the fundsmen.
tai condition OF eIistance?" Student
Time. Professor -"How do you explain
thatS' Student --"veiy easily. How can
. person exist, il he hasn't time for ii?'
II washed wilie's pants t'udder day,
and der sbrunk so that the po chile kin
badly walk in um. won'er how l ewan
to fx upG' Try washin' de chile. May
be he shrink too"
A local joker remarks that philoso.
pliers differ about the antiquity Of the ar.
i,hme,ic; aud be asks. "why don't they
own mp at once that the serpent in the
garden was the first = ierf"
Doctor What J need is change OF
nlimale2 Why. doctor. we've had oil kinds
OF changes rain. sunshine, heat. cold,
calm aud storm. right here within .
week.
Emma Ito her inteaded) just think,
Henry, Judge Soandso proposed to me
Henry What did ysutsy
10 himf' Il told him that ] was very
sorry. ba, ths, ! was already engaged
Il don't say marriage is failure" said
Adam. csndidly. as be sat down 90 log
ust outside the Garden OF Eden aud look
ID hunerily at the fruit on the other side
81 the wall. "bu, II had remained single
Ibis wouldn't have happened"
Half pound OF shot iudiciously sd-
ninisiered 10 sympathe.ic cats Of this
season Of the year, will bear fruit IN in-
creased hours OF slnmber throughout the
simmer and have q tendency 10 prevent
corner in The chicken market
Iiss Gotham 10 Mr. Wabash, ie-
Inrncd from abroad III suppose you
we're st court while In London. Mr.. Wa
sAsLf T. NatnSek hhss" Vs.
u - yea. Miss Gotham. but only once, and
Ihen 90, off with merely nominal fine.
--'.I notice. Miss saunders. be remark
NJ, 'Ihst whca tao women kiss each other
hey DO il 10 The most raplurous and Ter
sia manner." Yes. Mr. Garrison. bat
b. Is simply the woman u Il; there IL
re nothing exciting ab. ut the affair
anmley I'm 10 a little fix. today,
Bro d, for money; what would you cay
4 s.re 10 ash you tor a temporary loan
i handrsd on two dollars" Brown
We'll, chnmiey IL the loan viii be ten
,pfArs. might lei you hsse The tao dol
ass.~
Age How did George propose 10
.oaf Nellie tic rushed iato The parlor
hs dss sfier se bad been Introduced,
Iuag SO, 600 worth q bonds in my lap
I