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Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
HUMOROUS HITS.

WHAr nonsense TO commend a man bv
saying "he's got the stuff in him" SO has
q dummy.
SoLoS compared the people 20 the sea and
the lawyers to the wind. "The sea-" he
said. ''will be calm and quiet il the wind
does not trouble II"
Evxsr body knows what a bee line IL. 10
runs in a circle around clover patches and
finally makes It's way 70 hollow tree in
the swamp, where the honey is deposited.
WIEN the money gives cut, old families
totter and fall back. and their social places
are euisl<ly taken by "millionaires" who
ware meniais when the o. f.. were at the
top.
TRAvsLsk-" Tina. was big cyclone that
passed over your farm last week" Ds-
kota Grzagsr Yes Swept every
thing OF the place, didrt iti" IAN but a
tea thousand dollar nortxage"
"YEs," said Algernos Tracy TO the young
LADY with whom he was chatting, cit "a
useless to complain at what cant be helped.
Man proposes ana God siisposes" IA TO
ths latter part of the remark" she replied,
Tn not prepared 70 speak. but "a to the
frat part I can ealy say that some do and
some don'1"
MAnsHALL ?. wu.pss met Nat Goodwia
In TIE Strsad N Joadea. and this is what
passed Hello. Marsh rra handsome in
my Jsad0u gstnp. sis't n Arthur Roo
erts told me this msrsin- that looked ike
yos-aad I kicked him" " Only Kicked
himl' responded Wilder WAY. IL ne had
said that "a me I voald have killed hlm on
tie spot"
MkS as an sthiste 3 sn uanit gated fab
are Whv. here's The humble. syrSpy
Erssshepper thst Jumps ore hssdrea tines
IS ewn lssgth and never thinks 81 he
gTsss stsaa. ssd tse sinevv art that drsgs
a casss ~ cake sixty or seventy times ia
swn wsigst Just FER culinary soedss. Beats
al What snan petstoes zeH srs snd hov
prss8 trey srs of T.
Yarxs wTrE-~0. hr Jsass. Tn TT
Tsu broagbs yen bene - diRaer 80 az.
II ss had toid ne ysu we've conirS I'd ssvs
had something ace, ssS 7 hsveat tsing
n re koase A. 20 eat Nr Jeaes-'N Nov.
piszse don't Ssv . wsra seeSt - ~ dear
zs5an- Tea xseant VERY ysurseif q
rartscis saxs tse nest - ~ meals az
aans zyssif
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
A CONFERENCE.
A Csavsrsstien that Might Have Taken
Place Last Night.

A Cs.vsrsstiea that Might Have Taken
Place Last Night.
L. 7. Kinney, candidate for Sheriff on
the Fusion ticket and author of Alone
with my god at three O'Clock in the morn
ing" ana A. A Weeks, the Grattan post
naster-statssman. who don't know to what
party he belongs. held . curbstons confer
sncs on waterloo-st. at midnight. and de-
vised means whereby Mr.. Kinney would
become Sheriff of Kent county.
The following discussion might have
taken place:
Kianey-"what do you think of my
letter.
wseks-"It's rot, AMPLY bad smelling
rot"
Bat ysu don't tell the people so, do
yeu2"
"No, but have hard work to keep still,
cannot understand why you ever wrote
such . thing"
We'll, / was being soaked to death for
cash. and took this way TO head of the
'heelers' and make the big guns in the
Denocratic party come down with the cam
psign expenses. The thing worked all
right If il had not got into the papers, that
Is where the mischief Was done But bow
do the farmers take it7"
Farmers take 1t Well, you wait until
November and then you will hear from the
farmers. If ysu are elected. the city of
Grand Rapids will do 1t. it is useless to talk
Knney to the farmers. They say they
have enough of Kinney, and like Colonel
Bishop"
But cannot sonethicg be done 10 stop
this tide against me,'
stop the tide Why man yoa might rs
veil turn the tide ia Grand River. It's
dead again st you. and while don't talk
this vsy in public, must talk fact to
yoa.'
II vish my letter had been accepted.
then I would have been out of this muss.
I am afraid of Bishop. aud Just think OF it,
Kinney beaten when / AN supposed to be
the hest runnsr in the county"
And that attempt 10 make yeu out q
political angel. with wisgs Of purity an5
virtue. BY publishing the letter after every
sody knew the contsnts, In enough TO make
. horse uck. and II mas done more hur I
than good. Way diSn't yeu say PROV
that I wrote such . letter. That IL the
vsy TO have done it almost believe that
ysu are gsttidg q sof spot somewhere OF
course tsis IL between yog and me. and
sm doing sll.shs can for yea. but fact
are facts and might ss well give them to
yeu.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Ezss fx<sE ck2kxs s>s isssss hs< sso-
ssa vsi4Gs sf ps<zs
EIxx gz..f .ris>s ss tel. rscs rssss
s2ss = sEe.a A<ssss ss4-
a<xs AszL4 EAss ne wrs<ss, - es
scrssse - . niss "a l<sy wa ~eiss h2ar.
Mzs- = L sL4sxvxAsxs. . Cnl1sse III
ssrssssr. = . ss4asss - tszss zysAsassy
as. Dx.s rsoSEsz 10 seas@ss sae
zr<sefsl - zsve2szt sse posssssss sf
Ezss slsElEy-
Ma ss.sssx NArFzxss 1kss % sar-
rszse ksrsslf VITA ysanx wssen sss4S
dramatic tastes.
Ma ANsxxv Lars hss ssc2sea - srlns
sGt - ssss TARA osllsetlon - Aas is<4srs
u tas L0Esss Desss ss-s
NEss ANEL1A Rzvss receives ens thou
saa4 soAlars frs~ tze iApp-aessss fer her
ssxsl e fhs S0ies sss tas De>s
bEOwsISs, ths psst ~ae Is ssyeaty slx
ans looks sniy fsEty ssys thst Lossen hzs
always sssa he f2ysrss< s~sliaag place
Mss vIe1A Rssxsoxs Is a charming little
isay, wItA wo@derfsl Isve fer the erighi
side u Bohsmls, sad one Of the cieverest
sax aaintiess writers - New York journal
IAN
saSSo tS&8 s8Fe tn4% NAttN - WV
chapter Of a Fools Errzns (" which ne
wrsts arg eizst times before Il wcst fnaRy y
ints the book sa Uess it w>s put IN type
Asa tks2 killed
As early psrtrsis Of Ne poet Browning.
published ia . collection of his poems. 10
said 70 represent . youagssh man, with
dark hair, rather ui-shapsd wAiskers sad .
decidedly Hssrais cast Of couztensnce-
Gzozos KEsNAs, the well known writer
On Siberia, has received rve hundred inyi-
tstlsns 70 lecture in Europe ana America.
but has deehaee them eli. Prsferring 70
eontsaue his literary work, de says he VIII
sons day discover the North Psls
WuKs Collins is described IS enc of the
most oeurtcsas OF correspondents. He Is
always prompt with has reply, and has let
tors are as gracefully written "a his books.
Ne cart laconics sna brusqus brevities with
him there is good nature IN every line.
Mrs. BRowsiSs, theagh much believed as
= post, 10 Comparatively little known 20 the
public as woman. no authoritative and cir
eunstAntiai biography of her having yet
bsea published. A London paper says that
Mr.. Robert Browning has nearly completed
the trst portion of his :. Reminisccnsces," !"
which wih include an Interesting account OK
Mrs BrovniHg's early life.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Tie Prssiasst Of . Cfseias2sf Bsfidiax
Association esas Wrssg
CTscfsssrI. sept. "A week ego the
Presld OF Duekwesth Building Assoois-
tion detected the Secretary in drawing an
order il favor Of . member for $50 when
the books showed that the member had
never paid Ia snything but bis initiation
fee. Secretary julie List admitted the fact
and promised to make the sneunt good
Ever siHcs Developments have teen max
ing nnri now II appears that List has been
syslemaIieslly smbszz.inE many OF the
nsIh bers- IL Was st hrst thought that .
few thousand dollars would cover the
shsftags. hnt II nov seems il viii amount
70 $4,000 or more. Last has used the
mo4ey in fast living and 10 now in hiding
After his ex posurs be made an apparent
attsEnp pt 10 commit suicide.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
POLICE rICKUPs

Five trusnt cases we're investigated yes
tsrdsy.
Lille Nc3ovzs. lost girl, vas found
= Yssferdsy and taken hons.
T. J. Mc.her is running the Clerk. ofic.
While Tos-r 10 in ksckinsv.
Joan schotty. for bar obstruction. will
save an sxsninstloa the II h.
Tsddi. Clark vas the saly drunk in
Police Court yesterday. lie paid s5.sS.
Th. ssioou-op-n-sfssrb BOAR. c>se se.ir IT
Chss ssislss -ss discontinued 7sst.rdsv.
Alraess . majority 81 the -oaen arrested
ard hsssn - hesd1 Starters are named Mn.
ne.
oHcsr Carry vsrt iats Chs. Saisia's
s.ioop ass nixht and arrested him Tor hs-
isg disoraerly.
Horsc. Hsy, tie blind msu, ~ho "a.
sent 70 Jscxsss ~ the poor sathoriti... ].
n ths city again
The css. against P. Psg'sr for pedilisr
vitaont = icease vas noils pros 4 Yss,s rdsy
oa psTnrnt q cssts
Nrs. Rfrsenssisn. The worrsr chsrvsd
vita sEsasilt ant hstsery, psid S YESTERDAY
snd vss discharged.
M uiante Clia ~ss arrested vssrs-.sa~
ssr being sisorasriy. The csrapis asnf i. a
sisfsr NAV sod ne t-s women Go 1ot
sxrse.
r. Skinae-. sf rs crssrent-sv- -,~f wsfh
1rit. = loss Tss1er8sv ~ lasias PC xefbeok
sustaining 81 = case. ssd q nefs sas sev-
srsl ether vslusose Bspers.
Horsc. ~ AhboEf wiIi ksv. = casnrs 70
wr.zsi~ vita as sslGiserv case . shs sssp~~-
ior Caort Yesterday 5adze Hol~~~ hid
ain fer trzsl. ne "a nnok rs-s s-il
Jean Lsz<s. secns-d of ssrfkiax Rozs
Stscx vii hsv. trial Hext Tup~sev sf<rr-
aepa. TIE tFssl %. - hsvs eees Sod yss-
tsrssy sst - 0ns .sniHs yikes>- pzz
-
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
PERSONALITIES.

Tobiss Berry, who hAs purchased the rs-
tai business OF Arthur Heigs. has taken
rooms a. the Brunswick. His family are
81 Caledonia. Bat viii soon take rooms NJ
the Brunswick. where thsy will reside un-
til thew 20 10 housekeeping.
Mss Jennie Dale. Mss Bash snd Mart
Skinner have returned from q six weeks
stsy n Highland Park. Miss Dale acquired
quite a reputation at the Park ss . fine
narkswoman With the rife.
Mrs. Sig. Strauss and infant son. -ho
have been spending The Summer With her
parents. Dr. and Mrs Lsassnstein, left
yesterday for her homs in Ns- York city.
Mss Aaud Smith. Of the ssiephons ex-
change wss very pleasantly surprised By q
NUMBER of her friends iss. evening the &C.
ession being hsr birthday.
Mr.. McCloud. Of strsthroy. Ont. has SO
Banx Of tbs city. and mas taken rooms st
ths Brunswick.
wiz Ssnith. clsrk fer W. J. Page. the
souta Division street druggist. has returned
from a short visit AZ Battle Creek and Ksla-
marco
Mrs. Moses Tsrgsrt and chiidrsn hsvs
returned from white Lake. ~hsrs they
have seen spending tss summer.
Niss Daisy Moore caves tbfs vesk for
psnvsr. Col. vher- she will spend o year
rish her nncis, Capt ;. II. Ballard.
Miss Maud Chicksring. Of ksdison-avs
sna Freeman Hall of Bucyrus. OHIO, are
90 be nsrristi n January
?. 3 Tuttis and family ssvs returned
rom Bay View. whers they have sssn
spending TIE Suaimer.
Rev F. Roberts. II Kansas CITY. Who
has BEEN. spsndiog tas sumner her-. let
kir hous Yesterday.
uss-lulis Rcserthsl has resigned her
position a. book keeper for tho Popular
shoe House
p III rsnibsrthv hss xou- 70 Dukugus
Ia bis icrner home. where hs viii viat
frienas
Nr snd Nrs. Preston Beloin. Of Rich
rload. "a. are ia the city buying furniturs.
Dr. lsuhsnsiein celebrated as sd sirth-
6av yesterday with little rsrty
.ss Emma fsichnsr is spsndiax 80
weeks NIth irienes n Hastings.
NJ 3 j REYNOLDS lsfl yesterday mora
iOg or sew Aork citT.
hn s. IooE le0 yesterday or San
nsix0 CsE - husinesS.
yr ard Nrs 2 :. frovin havs rssaru-d
frrm Nsra,ars Fsrk.
nr sirciair hss 7sfarsed from . visit ~ith
fr.eDis in Csnsas
Era Chsr.s Aysr hss gone to Gourd-
reck LaEa
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Charles jerome. . Relation of the first
Csnsul. Tired Of Cleveland.
CHIcaeo. Sept. 4.-Charlss Jerome Bona
parts, . relative of the illustrious frat con-
sui. is = guest of the Grand Pacific to-day.
He is resident of Baltimore and
is well known in politics aud in
the social world. To a reporter he
said he was mugwump four years ago. but
this year he is for Harrison. because be has
lost faith in Mr.. Cleveland, whose utter dis
regard of all his plsdges in relation 70 civil
service reform has been emphasized by
recent events. Mr.. Bonaparts said be was
tariff reformer. bat he regards il Of greater
consequence TO have an honest man in the
Executive chair than to modify taxes.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
Az AGED RspsosArg


CzIcAs0. Sept 4-Kss. Jss s Grsszs
ns&rly sigaly yea. q sss ana feresE
ssetsz sf 81 k1stAsss Rsfsx2ss Episeopsl
ssurss o. Lafsses-ss-, We sviessd ffsE tAs
6rssa fsolsc Hessi lsst alsAt vsss hs
soc1pisd els<sEs quarters viii 81 innssszl
saas. - Iks eAxExs 81 sSsGy. pxxfsrrsc
sxsi1st aim 81 az No. 4 vile ske lsfi him
. sAsTs uns Az Ia lear of ksr life. Fsr
over half . os0tury ninlster Of TIE
gsspsa. 4 the best evidence os tTas ne hss
ever vita Intoxlo<hos. sess Bot snls
addicted v Bu@sEoas miner sioss eut hss
eeea . States prison convict thrss rmss
divorces frsn sites whe have died ffosn
insanity and broken hears, and has narris Cd
slx vonsz-
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

W.sz1Ssros. C. n. ohio, Ssot s-cluk
z-sis. s<ss twsntv- one. 80 q Elijsh Drsis
~ renarrins 90 rs hcns Abs8s tva nile.
lr,es t,an ~ ths DAYTON. Fart wsvns
srf Chicsra 2aaf iasf niskt whsn hs w.x
-nn tevn ~ ffs scuth-oouud exrf~s
vaIcn uss faaninE a a very htgb rsns af
seesd Fa- renns msr ~ss desf sasi 3u-s
atr tis ma asaf t1e rurt 80 e the r.pislv
srnrescltak trsio. Hs rod7 wss severed
'n sn.f t1e aver eortoa cf Il ssre.n
.sf se seek fov quarter q uils TIE
eck seer 1si acf stcu re frxis. sof k.sw-
ine 81 sss segias 80 szass - ru,s
eea.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Cun.so sept A--A chicsgo ard At.sn-
t5c fsss frssxht train ssrnek snd issts- ~
xflsd thres isborsrs s~sr shs sssts "a.
lxst sieht Ths uen sd be.s ~s1 NJ
apoc tasif rack, from which tbsT usp,ei
70 "a sus 81 vAich ne frsdxht trxin Fss
ransSnx. - svsss q passenger trsls
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
Shot and Killed = Negro.

PIrrsBURG. Sept. 4.-wm. Miller, . pri.
vate oficer of Allegheny City, was shol
and almost instantly killed by John Dem
mey. . negro, shortly after ! o'clock thin
m ornIng. The cause OF the shooting il moi
definitely known. Demmey claims that
Miller assaulted him with q handy billy
and he shot him in selfdefense.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

These dealers that cell the Grand Repub-
lie Cigarro and Buss aud kick at the profit
should remember that a nimble penny is
better than . slew shilling. Sold by all
fret. class dealers.
Mems II. TsEUscH & Bko..
Sole Agents
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Educate fer business at the GRAND
RAPIDS BgSIHEoS COLLEGE and Prac-
teal Training school II pays TO go to the
best. The standing this school gives 10 its
worthy and competent pupils Is worth
many times the cost for tnition in assist
ing them in obtAiHing situations with good
and reliable business houses.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

NorzcE
Al Asnssrs Of tss kasslszsppi Asrise
Brixs<s and k<E fi&es kIs ks aesfsa Il
xssz 81 the enc 81 ths ks<s<s<a q Deeos
N tks oeonty bulss1sx en Saturday sseE
Tag Sspl 3Lk, al 50 ecA1~ak sharp
hEsss r kcSskNECK.
Ce. g OxxslTy.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Health . ssjsysa sllAe2t ETslltsds %
csnnot es spsrses v1thsnt lex s1et'
0EsAd Rspnblie 0AKsrrss sEasbuess 6es.
~ eli nrst-clszs &sslsfs
AsksIs ID. fgxuscs a SE0.
Ssb< Axcn,s
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Fer don't care, dull, tired feeling. i'm
poverished blood. dull pains in hack and
head, tsntalizing skin eraptions, kemps
Ssrsaparilla never tails to give relief. We
always guarantee IT. Price 81 per bottle.
Tibbs drug store, l26 Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

wko'er midst ths sens Of resson. virta,
snd istsllifenoe dlsplsys clsginx uishse
merit 10 Q ncbls cf natures own crsstius
smoke Grand Republic Csgsros and Bnf'
fos. Sold ey sil hrsi-essss dealers.
hoKkis a. IkkUsCs a bks-.
Sole Agents.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

What can rival cur new treasure What
can give as greater pleasure thaA the smok.
ing of Grand Republic CgsrrH Sold by
ali hrst-clsss eeslsrs-
hekEIs IL. TEEUscH 4 Bso.,
Sole Agents.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

taahc Tip social lie. The pioneers were
strong, rugged, healthy. Warmers Log
Cabin Cough and Consumption Remedy is
Q reproduction of one of the best of the old
time roots and herbs remedies. which kept
them well. Everybody praises "Nppe-
canoe" as stomach tonic.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Frsm and after this date all telephone OF
special orders 10 as for fab and oyssen
must be paid when deliveries. We have sc
maay disputed and long accounts We adopt
this plan, beginning tsdsy. fmery's Cash
Fish Market, % Lyon-st. Telephone Sal.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Isst Saturday ne Proaioiuouiss r.issa
thcf- H-ss pee IN he ccuntv a. Caledoai..
8 s szhiv st hixb sad sods7 pols 10
.sft ' v - ~ sel q 6ssues There
HiI crs Hseetinz A. fhe sanf- tirne
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

h1ht II a. - II "a
L<ftsr K" means frssh oy ssers again
Oar baltimore shipments OF ciesn, solle
pack OF canned oystsrs 81 bsl1msfs vii
arrive Wednesday noraing st Emsry
Fiss Market, the Csxh lisa heass. 4
Lyon-st.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Rsopsns Iogl Septeae< kiEdsrxsrten,
Preparatory, Primary. lstsrmeSi sN sss
Ao&&snle Department isrAs. - To =
per taszth. Apply % Rev. d. O@nFssll
fair
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

rr. -. Garter vi - a. tie Esxls 10
f@t s~pe.na e.r snd = C~nsHlEseae -.
Frs. Var scS chrcssc Diseases. Ia as
~-wznnss Il c<1 eozaA 3xyxsn
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

A stylish assortment of early Fall hats
trimmed and unframed, at Miss Mintons
in the new Shepard block, Fountsin-st.
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

LOG CABINS are fast GO
ing out of style as fashionable
residences. Log Cabins will,
however. always have y place
in American history. as they
swere the most prominent
Feature Of our country's early
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

Early Fall novelties now ready at Mis-:
hinton's, in the new Shepard block. Foun
tain-st
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
Isai..apsl,. q; pitsssurx ..

IsnAsAPoLs. Sept Five hundred
people witnessed todsy's game which see
sawed along until the seventh inning when
the visitors on Bsckley's hit, q Sacrifices and
q Wild throw by Myers 10 second scored
the winning run. Both pitchers put up .
strong game. Hines retired in the seventh
on account Of . sprained ankle. The score
is a. fellows
Indiana apoln ........2 o o 20 o o o. 4
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
GIANTS STILL GAIN
AND LEAD rrE lE4aUE ~ 50 POINTS
Dss<sis Dsfssss tas cn1e.sss- bssssa wiss
AssshsF G44s fr~z wssss.sss.
cd Ffuss.rg D~sssss fsai>a
sp>lzs-fAs .sssa,ss>

NV Yeas. Sept 4-rhs ssv yorks TO
dzy increased tssir psrcssAxs N the lsagus
rses ior sas pssssnG sy dsisAtisx the Phil
sdsipsiss. Tscens ana Murray ssFs tie
sxt1ery iex tks 1sa4s lean. AID tes fnliiies
ee1ia 90 very little win fitco "a > delivery.
Had BE sesn properly supported tas Pail
llss s0ald have sssa shat cut uitkoas .
Faa- Fsll0sins 10 tas scsrs.
ss~ fork --.-.-.-..-..9 0 ao ez6 e. 2
pa saelp ph1z --.-.---ls - 9 81
b&ss aifs-sss fsfk :. Pall<1ssphiA. =
krr8rs-Ass fsrx. 1, Fhilsael phiA q
ssltsH.s s-fi1eo2b sad Aarphy, sanngion
and ClzalEniA
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
The stAndin

Base Hits-Indisnapolis, .. Pittsbury H.
Erro-s-Indisnapolis, 5 PittSburg 2.
batteries-Boyle aud Myers. Calvin and Miller
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

BenaetL
Bsssss, 81 WAshington. 4.
Bosrss. Sept 4.-Boston won today in
rainy weather bscauss Rsdoourns could
coatrol the ball better than widnsr could.
shsch ieldsd supsrsly, as did Qninn. Nssh
and Morrill, Wise made his rsappckrancs
playing Jeff neld. Attendance 800. The
score
Warrington -.-...--------c o.
base aits-w sshington. o. Boston, 9.
Errors-Washnxton. " Boston, 5.
Bztteres-kadDeurns aud Tate. Widner and
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

czIcAse. Sept s-fhe hons team made
less errors thsa their espsasars asd scored
Al equal numssr Of base bits. sot couldn't
via sscaass thsir Aiss we're scattered. six
different tinss sas base nit would have
pulled the game cus Of the hole for the An
sonIaa ax9rsxstisn, sat each tine the re-
sslE sss an iafsla biz ss 1y. The bat
ting of both teams vas light. White and
breothefs csisg tns osly players who hi.
foT more than oss ease. eaeA making atwo-
saxzsr. Following IL shs score
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

b<ke Hl[s-Detrolt >, Chicago, >
Errors-Detroik 4. Chicago, b
BAiIeries-bAldwin sad DAILY. Conway and
BenaelI
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05
COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF HERBS
A General Blood Purifier.

Prst~e CBTet farss suf Ficner ronsrsins Cons -
efF5 ffeursfiT1. 7rr@frs br1rf- b1fHuef ttai<ftes
bsh<s.s sn1 g. pissssss kfanf ifom iHIpust Booe
Telegram-herald., 1888-09-05

The following table shows the standing
ef ths <ague clubs up 10 dale
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1888-01-04
McNaiiy Morially Wounded.

John p. McNally, of Augusta, who par
tciprtcd in the kidnapping Of Blackwood
some months ago was fatally shot by
Charles COlvin in Augusta Tuesday, eth
nit. Colvin had sent an insulting mes
sage To McNaliy, and 'hc latter declared he
would whip CO!vin on sight When they
did meet each drew his 3S.calibrc revolver
and each cmpticd his weapon. Calyin re
c'ivcd Two bullets in his right leg belo~
the knee, while MCNally was shot in the
iall lung immcdiat,y y above The heart, also
in the right side and in the left arm. The
lung wound is mortal
Immediately after Gcing shot McNally
said Colvin shot at him twice before he
drew his revolver Covin says McNally
approached him and drew a revolver, when
he drew his and they both fired together.
Chief Of Police Twiggs scrt to have Col
vim arrested, but DR.. Ford gave certfi.
cate that surgical fever was apt to set in
and it would be dangerous TO move him.
He was, however, placed under arrest and
a policeman was placed on duty in his
room
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dustrous negroes rise to certain degrees
of cminenco as police court lawyers.
They can talk and are usually shrewd at
subtt rfuges and sharp points. But it
seems an absolute impossibility to make
even fair mechanics or artisans of them.
They are admirably good Gibeonites-
hewers OF wood and drawers of water
when they are made to work, but it is
clear that tho curse on Canaan still
hovera over them, impeding their pro-
grcss to be other than servants of SER
wants to their brethren.
movement is going on among the
negroes of Southeastern Georgia and
South Carolina for wholesale cmigra-
tion to Florida and no reasoning can be
brought to bear against it, Several
years ago large numbers went to Kansas.
Most OF them returned, however, nearly
starved. Then Texas was their objec-
tive point for expedition number two.
Some who went there are still in the
clutches Of the law Of the Lone Star
State; the others who are not dead are
back again. Last year there was great
rush for Arkansas, the poor deluded
creatures selling their corn, often for ten
cents bushel, to pay their way thither-
ward. In time the bottom fell out of
"'o ""'Ne', S.il iionc VI Ihclr pasI OK
pcncnce can deter them from their pres
ent movement on Florida. Their Nu-
INDIAN blood Is perhaps the cau;e Be
tins as 1t may, these poor stones are
ever rolling, gathering no moss the
mcanwhilc This roaming disposition
is not confined to one or moro counties
tn Georgla; 1t is general throughout the
south, ana Its attendant hardships may
nave nave much to 90 With the average short
me OF ana irlShtfnlly high rate OF NOR
ta'l'y among the negroes. An exodus
rarely leaves locality without friends
rem 'lhhg at nome bong, IN very short
whiir, INFORMED OF death or two among
inc 'eXodustcrs.' Take the weekly
tnor'u"r{ reports pTDLlshcd IN the news
Ptp"rS Oh cues III which the white pop
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1888-01-04
UtiIIty of the Modern Hustle.

I.--rHE CATASTROPHE.
Her ma said her boots were too high in the
heel,
But no other style would she wear
One day while out walking she stepped on
peel
OF banana, and uttcring an carpierciug
squeal
She frenziedly clutched in the air.
n.-sHE rs SAVED.
Her hustle was rubber, inflated of course;
The fashion prevailing to meet;
And 1t turned out ID be OF her safety the
source,
For when she sat down on the sidewalk
with force
She bounded right back to her feet.
nI.--THE MORAL.
In the foregoing, maidens who stylish boots
wear,
This moral will easily find-
When sidewalks are icy and out Of repair
A hustle of rubber, inflated with air.
Is handy to carry behind.
Walnut oil is said TO be equal to oliy,
oil, and IN europe Is an article OF trade
Y = also used by painters and by maker
6f fancy sosps, and foF buEhing in lamps