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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03
How TO Oure a Cold.

Marx Twain, in his peculiar vein of humor, has
said many funny things Illustrative Of the hob
bies' of mankind; but none Of them surpaAs his
story of how he treated cold.
Every friend he met for weeks had a sure
cure to suggest, until finally the cold wore itself
out, and, as usual, the last remedy used got the
credit for the cure.
Experimenting with a severe cold, however
now trying this remedy and then that's danger
Gus businpss for, like lightning, one can never
tell where cold may strike or finally settle 1t
may locate in the head and caus" severe nasal ca
tarrh il may locate in the throat or large brou-
Chia tubes, causing sore throat, laryngitis bIUn-
chitis and consumption; il may locate in the plru
ra, producing dangerous pleuru-p pneumonia; il
may locate In the MUSCLES causing pains and
aches only equaled by rheumatism; or il may To-
cate in the small bronchial tubes or air-cells OF
the lungs causing lobarp pneumonia, the most to
be dreaded of all results from a cold.
There is a right way to do everything, so there
is a rational treatment for a cold, which must be
cured promptly. The first result from a cold is
the rrtardaion of svery secretive function in the
body skin lungs, kidneys and bowels, sevtrally
or all are affected; therefore the first thing to be
done Is to restore the functions Of these organs
Because OF its effect upon the skin, the old-fash
Toned rum sweat was an excellent method to
restore the action to the pores of the skin. But
II is a dangerous method to use, be sause so few
people are willing to cOnhne themselves to the
mousse long enough to recover; and to expose one S
Seli immediately after sweat or warm bath Is
] llskng your life.
In treating a cold among our active New Eng
land people, some method must be used that will
admit Of person attending to their daily labor
! as usual
! Among such people probably more colds more
! cases of catarTh, bronchitis sore throat, cough
and hOarseness have been cured by the use of
| Johnsun's Anodyne Eminent than any other rem
| euy known. The large circular wrapper around
each bottlr contains simple and plain directions
| for treating and curing all these complaints The
! propnetors, l. 5 Johnson a Co, q Custom Houss
/ street, Boston, Mass will send to any address
| free, valuable pamphlet ON the subject or fol
! IS cents they will send one bottle Of JohnsOn's
liniment Six bottles for 81, express paid to any
/ express office.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03
How a DyiingChild
Was Saved f!

CICERO, HAMILTON Co.. IND, Sept, 10. 1884,
The following Is a true account OF what your
S. S. S. has done for our little daughter. Hazel
now four years old. When Y months old a
lumpappeared on her heel which slowly grew
larger. The family physician thought It was
caused by piece OF broken glass or needle
but failed to bring anything to light, The
child became foeblcr all tho time, seeming to
lose the use OF her leg, and finally quit walk
ing entirely. The middle finger and thumb
of either hand became enlarged, the flesh be-
coming hard. The hip joints became involv-
cd, so that when seventeen months old she
could not stand, having lost the use Of leg
and arm. Partial curvature Of the spine also
followed. The nervous system was wrecked,
muscles contracted, and there was general
wasting of flesh and muscle. At eighteen
months OF age she was placed under the
treatment Of prominent physician OF Bos-
ton, Mass, but at the end OF ten months she
had declined to such degree that she was Ia
dying condition. This was in April, 1885
We took the child away not knowing what
to do, In this dreadful dilemma we were
over-persuaded by friends to try lone bot
tie" of SwIFT's SPECIFIC, which we did, and
before 1t had all been taken we saw change
for the better in her symptoms. We keptit
up, and have done so 10 this day, and will
keep It up, II the Lord wills, for many days
to come, for It has brought our dying Hazel
to life to ygor, 60 strength and health again.
The ashen hue Of her cheeks has changed to
arosy tint. She is able to walk anywhere,
her languor and melancholy have passed
away, and she is now q l,lthe cheerful, hap
py romping child. Should you wish TO in.
crease your testimonials Of proof Of the
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

In that county where the thermometer
goes down from 40 TO 80 degrees below
zero, and where more than POO people
freeze to death in a single night, the mid
summer heat is scarcely less severe than
the winters cold. The thermometer fire.
quently rises to 100 or no or even high
err But the soil is fertile and it will pro
duce wheat oats, potatoes and hay in great
quantities. Nothing will prevent the north
western territories from becoming populous
and powerful states But a home in Yer
mont, for a score Of reasons, is more pleas
ant than one ON those blizzard swept plains
Some of the residents of the Northwest
who have become wealthy from investments
and the business enterprise and growth OF
the country, would do well to seek foI
more comfortable homes in Vermont.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

The Middebury Register replies to the
Springfield Republicans attack on the tar
if, which was based on the decrease in the
number of sheep in Vermont, by saying
that the value of the sheep has not lessened.
They are better than formerly, and kept
chiefly for breeding. The farmers found
that they could make more money by rails
ing improved sheep for the western trade
than by keeping flocks for their wool
hence the change in methods of stock rails
ing and the consequent falling off in the
number of sheep.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

You can hardly find single short para
graph as to any matter of theory in agri-
culture, that you cannot find another that
directly controverts it. Here are two sam
pies from different papers of the same
date
AT the late convention of farmers at
Hartford, Conn, Prof, Alvord remarked
that the influence of the breed on the con-
sttution of butter was Of the highest or
der, and that food was Of comparatively
small effect
The buyer may always depend upon one
fact, that if he feed well he will get good
milk. The chief point, therefore, is to see
that you get deep mixers"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03
Pence an EnrIh

Awaits that countless army of martyrs who's,
ranks are constantly recruited from the victims
If nervousness and nervous diseases. The pric,
Of the boon is a systematic course of Hustettcr'
stomach l}itters, the finest and most genial ut
tonic nerN ines, pursued with reasonable persist
encc. Easier, pleasauter and safer this than t.
swash the victualing department with pseudo
tonnes, alcoholic or the reverse. beef extracts
nerve foods. narcotics, sedatiyes and poisOHs IN
disguise Tired natures sweet restOrer, bamN
sleep is the provdental rtcuperant of weak
nerves, and this glorious franchise being usually
the consequence of sound digestion and increase,
Nigur, the great stomachic which insures both i,
productive also Of repOse at the required time
Not uurefreshed awakens the individual who use
it. but vigorous, clear-headed and tranquil. Cst
the bittrrs also in fever and ague, rheumatism
kidney troubles constipation and biuusness.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

To the good name at home" won by Hoods Sar-
saparlllu. In Lowell, Mass, where 1t is prepared,
there is more of Hood s SatSapaTllla sold than of
all other medicines, and Il has given the best of
satisfaction since its introduction ten years ago.
This could not he If the medicine did not possess
merit. II you suffer from impure blood, Try
Hoods Sarsaparlla and realize its peculiar cura-
tive power
NInsn. i.vlr, I'm .il,rr ttns Il. I'm hi..h fn,.nr
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03
Children Cry for Pitchers CastOria

When Baby was sick, we gave her CastoHa.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
When she had Children she gave them Castoria
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

For over five years | suffered constantly wit
that most terrible and annoying disease dysptI
sia. After paying out hundreds Of dollars, TIA
only medicine found that would do me any goo
was sulphur Bitters Six bottles cured me. No,
can eat well and am happy and hungry. Editor
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

ING SYRUP should always be used when children
cutting teeth. It relieves the little sufferer at
once it produces natural quiet sleep by relic wing
the child from pain, and the little cheruh awakes
as bright as a button 1t is very pleasant to
taste 1t soohes the gums, allays all pain, relieves
wind, regulates the bowels and is the best known
remedy for diarrhoea, whether arising from teeth
ing or other causes. Twenty five cents bottle
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Keeping a diary is not what it is cracked up to
be; 30 days Of accuracy is about the limit of the
endurance. But DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has new
er yet disappointed any one who has used it.
My sou, when You 90 TO the city, get you a hi
cycle, some tight pants, some tooth pick shoes,
and slender cane; but with all your grttings
don't fail tn get bottle OF Salvation OH, for
pride you know goeth before a fall
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-02-03

To beauty when it discloSes pretty set Of teeth
Wilderness, when nature has supplied this rlr
ment of loneliness may be retained through life
10y using the fragrant SOZODONT.
SpALDINGs GLUE is like wit; good thing wei
apulipI
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Plaster of Paris statuettes can easily Ike hrnnztd
with Diamond Bronze Paint, and will look like
genuine bronze. Diamond Bronze, Gold, Silver,
Copper and Artists Black cost but 10 cents a
package at all Drug and Art stores.
In point of medicinal power and excellence HoJ
pLnsi.rN mr.. tAr nhead nf all others. 2lc-
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have not used all of one bottle yet. | SUI
fered from Catarrh for II years experiencing the
disease, and nose bleed almost daily, 1 tried va
rious remedies without benefit until last April,
when saw Elys Cream Balm advertised in the
Boston Budget. ! procured bottle, and since
the first day 5 use have had no more bleeding thu
soreness is entirely gone-D. q. Davidson, with
Boston Budget formerly with Boston Journal.
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Nothing is more prevalent at this season than
itt time of suffering may be the result Don't
take violent Cathartc, but use Punrs Celery
Compound the only medicine which cures IT,
H. Fellows, vi. ID, of Hill, n. H., says that
he has made USE of Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cher
ry for several years aud it has proved To he very
reliable and ellicaciuus in the treatment of severe
ana long standing coughs. lie says that il saved
the life OF at least one of his patients.
Their gentle action and good effect on the sys.
tenn make them perfect little pill. They pleas,
those who use then. Carriers Lutte Liver Pills
may be- termed perfection
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len joints ana muscles and weak lungs in the HO
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a Winter Disease.

Mosaic ie~elry in silver Settings sin high favor
, 1888-11-01

we're made. such az would not be tolera-
ted. nor permitted against any private in =
dividual. Herequested the deputation to
stop the unseemly discussion. He spoke
in tone devoid Of anger, but his manner
gave the impression that he felt keenly
the attacks that had been made. None Of
the deputation ventured 10 make any re-
marks upon the unexpected reproach. The
Empress Frederick has definitely arranged
to go to Windsor on the 1lth Of November,
and thence direct TO Italy. returning 10
Germany in May. The princess will ac-
company the empress to England, family
differences having been finally arranged
under the management Of Queen Victoria,
who has been In communication with Em-
peror William to effect reconciliation all
around,
, 1888-11-01
rs KISSING IMMORALY
Opinions OF Spokanitee on This ALI
important Question.
Replies From All Sorts OF Persons TO the
Enquiries Made In Sundays IRE.
view."--spicy Reading.

SPOKANE FALLS, Oct. 20, 1888.
- In response TO the request In last Sun.
days REVIEW, asking for an expression
OF opinion on the above topic, we venture
TO discuss this delicate and interesting
question. IL is not because we boast any
particular knowledge of the science Of
Kissing; we do not propose to draw upon
our personal experience. Being a grave
and modest old maid. our experience in
that direction has been meager. But we
are social philosopher, and we are al
ways ready TO advance an opinion upon
questions so momentous, and of such vital
interest to mankind.
Missing Is the natural expression OF the
affections. IL is sacred duty on the part
OF husband and wife. as careises as essen
tial to keep alive the fervor Of love. Mar
ried life ought to be q perpetual honey.
moon. The lover.like feeling should nsv-
or be suffered to die out. 1t can easiest be
kept alive by an incessant and judicious
system OF kisses; and in this case, so far
from kissing being i'm moral, 1t 10 a beau.
tiful and holy allegiance to duty.
There appears to be three primary rules
regulating the practice Of kissing:
First--lt is lawful and seemly for
man TO kiss his wife.
Second--A youth may caress the come
ly damsel to whom he is betrothed.
Third.-lt Is permissible for all man
kind to kiss the servant girl.
TO these we would add fourth...for
the acquital Of the unlucky Mr.. Wallace,
whom we think has been unjustly used:
II is proper for staid divine to plant a
fatherly kiss upon the cheek (not the rose.
bud mouth) of his prettiest parishioner.--
provided his wife learns not Of the affair
There are, besides, many minor rules of
importance which should not be forgotten:
" you have q mouth like the entrance
to Mammoth cave, wear a mustache; il
will give you a military appearance.
Don't drink fourteen mugs of beer be-
fore visiting beauty's bower.
Look upon kissing as sort Of sacra-
ment-.-a rite celebrating an event of high
Importance. 1t will give you courage
when the critical moment comes. Viewed
in this light the practice is not immoral
But we drop this subtle subject; it is
too deep for US. We leave it 70 the most
beautiful and intelligent among woman
kind.-to the newly-married, and the...the
commercial drummer. II these cannot
make reply, the question must remain in
perpetual allegiance. Is kissing moral?
A MILD MAIDEN MIsANTHRoPE."
, 1888-11-01

Grover Cleveland. On the contrary II Is
written by some skillful, cunning republi-
can politician, who thought to entrap the
British minister and get from him some
reply that could be used against Mr..
Cleveland in the presidential election, so
that when that man professed to be friend.
ly to Cleveland he WAS lying with every
he wrote. Applause. When he saw that
the answer Of the British minister should
be kept q profound secret, he
was lying, for he never intended it should
be- kept a secret. Now. my friends, IL
that man intended that that letter of his
to the British minister. which was
marked ''private," and the letter of the
British minister to him, which he sol.
emnly pledged his honor should never see
in public to.dayp But that is not all.
Just look at itP His letter, Murchison
processes to be written on the 4th of Sep
tember last, and the British ministers
answer processes to be written on the 18th
of September, and yet for more than one
month, yes, considerably more than one
month, no man ever heard one word of
there being such correspondence
except the men who were in the con-
spiracy.
Last week there was TO be a great meet
ing, as it was called, although | don't
think that very many honest, thorough.
bred Irishmen were in the gang, laughter
and applause but 1t was announced that
there was TO be such meeting as that at
Madison square in the city of New York,
and that James Il. Blaine was to address
that meeting, and accordingly, the meet.
ing was held last night. Then. for the
first time, the terrible correspondence
comes out which Is to prove that the sworn
president of the United States; the sworn
secretary of state, were all set of conspi-
rators against the people of the United
States. it comes out too. just at one of
Blaine's Irish meetings in New York City
and among the first things that Blaine
does is to hold up his hands in horror over
the theme of official depravitys.
Speaker Carlisle was introduced and spoke
for some time about the positions of the
respective parties on the question of re.
duclng the surplus aud on the questions of
the tariff and fishery treaty. He also
touched on the Hutchinson affair, treating
il as q republican trick.
, 1888-11-01
IN the SCOTCH COURTS.
Opening OF the Case Against the London
ssTimes.D


EDINBURGH, Oct. 27.-In the court of
sessions to-day, the case of Parnell against
the London Times was again called.
Strachan and Balfour, Parnell's counsel,
moved that the closure of the record of
proof be allowed. Murray, counsel for the
Times, moved that the question Of juris.
diction in this case be set for determine.
ton to proceed the roll. The prosecution
had made many alterations in their COM
plant. They had devoted all reference to
the statement that Parnell supplied Byrne
with money TO enable him TO escape.
Murray said he wanted the question of
jurisdiction to 60 TO the procedure roll,
because no relevant averment as to the
jurisdiction had been made. The prose-
cution had taken no notice Of the two aver
ments concerning the English law.
Stracaan replied, the only question of the
English law involved was the summons
taken out of England Attorney General
Webster, continued Strachan, spoke in
the O'Donnell trial of instructions which
the Times given him, but the Times had
editorally adopted the attorney y'general's
alleged ISLANDERS. The court granted the
motion that the record be closed.
, 1888-11-01
Kiaain9 Mt ColtOn.

'ls kissing immoral?" asks the
VIEW. Why, of course not. Kissinl
divine. II you don't believe it. just tr.
and we will wager our tail feathers
you will say You never was nearer "divi
BY way OF participation" If pu
opinion moulds and shapes our laws
fashions custom, the voice of Col
would lend its strength to the preseri
of the fruits Of love, the riches of sv
ness, the emblem of purity. the sined
of faith and the teachings of the 81
In voicing the sentiments of Cclton,
speak whereof we know. for special
porter was detailed to interview the "
and beauty of Cotton upon the all im
tant question. Cotton Eagle.
, 1888-11-01
CABLED FROM BERLIN.

Emperor william Talks About the
Troubles OF His Family.
Copyright, 1898, by the New York Associated
Press.l
BERLIN. Oct. 27.-The municipal depu-
tation waiting upon Emperor William to-
day, presented an address of welcome
on the occasion of his return home. and
we're startled by his emphatic remarks, in
the course OF his reply on the scandal and
gossip affecting the imperial family.
He learned with regret that during his
absence, while using his best efforts for
the interests of the empire. disputes had
arisen in the Berlin press regarding the
affairs of members of his family Attacks
, 1888-11-01
From y Limb Of the Law.

SPOKANE FALLS, Oct. %, 1893.
Kissing Is defined by an eminent Judge
TO be "the proper juxtaposition of lips at
timep. In the case in point am emphatic
ally of the opinion that the church was
right. would accept retainer in such
a clear case without a doubt of my sue
cess. ATTORNEY. =,
, 1888-11-01
A Commercial View.

It depends on who kisses whether XII
ing is immoral. No man ought to o
for moment to ti,nk whether he shO
kiss pretty but giddy girl. He ought
kiss her without stopping. DRuMMER
Oct. 20, 1888.
, 1888-11-01
A Mothnr,A View.

SPOKANE FALLS. Oct. 25, 1888. !
The church did exactly right in turni
Rev (?) Mr.. Wallace out. He was d
grace to his profession and am astd
ished that there can be two sides to
question. A MOrHER
, 1888-11-01
Opinion of Pretty Waitress.

SPOKANE FALLS. Oct. 81, 1888.
do not approve of the course Of the
Rev. MIR. Wallace. He was too fresh.
He ought to have had just such girl as Il
am, to deal with. | would have led him a
pretty dance, and don't you forget it.
Yours. A PRETTY WAITER GIRL.
, 1888-11-01
From . Bsid-Mended Source.

SPOKANE FALLS, Oct. %, 1888.
Editor Of The REVIEW: Kissing is ttj
spontaneous evervescence of love. nev(
heard of but one case disapproved Of ar|
that was when the old woman kissed q
COW. OLD BATcHELoR.
, 1888-11-01
From Q MinIster.

SPOKANE FALLS, Oct. 26, 'SS
Your question is one, like all others oI
Kissing. like everything else, is immora
when done from an immoral standpoint
In the case in point, it was highly ind
moral, nay criminal. A MINISTER.
, 1888-11-01
An Irrexsrent Wow.

SPOKANE FALLS. Oct. 25, 1888
Ed. REVIEW: Served old Wallace ri
for being found out. Yours for keeps.
, 1888-11-01
A Murderer Lynched.

NASHVILLE. Oct. 27.--Henry JON
negro murderer, was lynched by mo
Woodland Mill last night.