Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1888-06-28
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How Carl Dunder Added Up the Doctors o
der and Cured His Wife,.


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How Carl Dunder Added Up the Doctors Or
der and Cured His Wife,
"Maype you like TO go into somespeeula-
tion init me" said Carl Dunder, as he went
down to see Sergeant Bendall yesterday.
what have you got on handf'' was the
cautious inquiry,
"Vhell, my wife vhas took seek, urd
call n doctor. He says il vhas a bad case
aud l shall gif ther medicine ten times
day for four days.
"WeHYn
dot makes forty doses, en-"
eyes,
"Und she vhas four days in bedyn
"los.n
"Whell, gif her dot forty doses in one
day ind she vhas cared. Dot safes three
days, doan' itY Maybe | Nhas an old
greenhorn uud dean know some cab
bages, uud maybe l Wasn't. Eth, Ser
gent.
"What eiseS"
"Yheil, two days ago stranger comes
in my place. Was | Carl Dunder?
vhas. AN right, Mr.. Dunder, like you
TO make some money NIT me. You vhas
good Teller, und like TO see you a rich
man. In South America Wild horses vhas
only So apiece. Dose same horses vhas
worth S75 in Detroit. Dot yhas a profit
of $40 ON each horse. We go IN and buy
thousand Wild horses. Dot vhas S70,-
GOO for us
and you bit of oourse"
| doAn' bite nobody. | doan' know
dot man. He may pc all right und he
may pc rascal. So l doan' put in but
two hooneered dollars until find oudt."
The Sergeant groaned.
"But | doan' depend on dot so very
much,n continued Mr.. Dunder in
Elective way, Sergeant, yhas you my
friendtYn
give tried TO be-
"Vhell, / belief dot, uud like to see you
some uabobs. / guess | let you into
some leetlo secret dot makes us rich
two months. Dot yhas better as being
poloemans, eh"
"What is ityn
you'll keep quietr'
"Yes.n
"Un9 not say one word"
"Not Il word
"vhell, she yhas some natural gas"
whispered Mr.. Dunder IA he bent over
the desk
"a natural gas wellG'
"Wherem
eyes"
ain my back yards she vhas discover
ed last Gaining
"Mr. Dunder, I'm afraid not"
"Heyl Doan' | know notbingf Yhas
always in der wronRf'
"Tell nae about it,"
a A.. L.. a.
ing man comes softly ia my place und
takes n seat und doan' shpeak to nobody.
Poorly soon he begin TO shmell una
shmell init his nose, und believe he vhas
mad aboudt dot Limburger cheese in der
ice box, Bat no, Gu leedle time he calls
mo oafer TO sit down End Gays he doan'
know for certain, but MAYBE he like 20
buy my place for 5000 lie like to look
in der yard first"
"Humphl'
ooh, y gu keep shtili leedlc. | took
him Oudt, ind he shmel all Rroundt, ind
pooty soon he shtop one place und shmell
/ mid all his might When no gets oop he
| takes me in enc corner und says he can
make us both rich ina month haf
soma natural gas we'll in dot back
/ yard"
"Aud you gave him some money!"
"yhell, we put in 800 apiece TO de
vclop dot we'll. II you come MP to-mor-
row you can see him boring. | guess
let you into der speculation. You was
always my frendt ind "
The Sergeant arose, took Mr.. Dnnder
by the arm, and, leading him to the cor
nor, pointed down the river.
"D. you mean | shall go oafer 20 Cana
daY'
"No, stop whom you get half way"
| "Und sink TO der boltomS'
yea
"Beoause yhas a greenhorn"
Yes"
"Sergent, you go by Halifax doan
com down no morel When you see me
20 by in my carriage NIT drifer dohn'
| look at me, for | shsn't shpeak init you.
| offer you some shanoes TO be nabob,
ind you insult me. Dot eands me oop.
| Good byp