New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-19
THE TALK or THE DAP.

California oucumbers arc foot long, but IL 10
noticed that they produce the old edition Of short
and twisted cramps.
Mrs. Youngwlfc-" Now, Charley, you're real mean.
asked you to order baking powder. and SOAP and
ginger-don'f yNn remember I told You mp s. C-P,
Mr. Y-"I know IT Clara, I'm docced sorry.
knew there u. but cOuldn't ace anything in
tho grocery store that began with D, except dirt.
You know very well have poor memory for daes.'
i Springfield Union.
subscripti agent writes TO the publisher who
| employs him: "Can't get any orders in this place.
Tho people are chasing foxes and can't stop" 10
ought to console himself with the thought that things
might be worse; the people might DO chasing book
agents.
Our readers viii kindly overlook the small amount
son OF this is that we decided at the last moment
not to publish column and a half article which
Iermanent Character Of Our city's Growth
70 Ss "c store s't eS t a. Of csper d: Oh:
fell with crash while fire broke out and consumed
the osDS H ss s sSs blew So
gable end of the court house. and Captain Jumper
yG and an S S h 'ma f @
claim, whore no viii live In It this winter. We
trust our resasrs VIII see 1ns emoa Tsb ITs evon
be well up toward tho head OF the list OF things We
take into consideration on all occasions. Arizona
Howler.
st. Louis, Dakota Territory, dying of disease
called the Billiards.
A Modest Requcst.-Farmor's Daughter-"I suppose
yon want NJ father TO take yo" in for the season'
Tramp" No. miss II You will kindly shirt
onto this button. that's all ask'-tHarper's Bazaar
Tho following is the seating capacity Of the eight
largest churches OF Europe: ST. Peter Rome, 81 900
persons Milan Cathedral, $4,000; ST. Paul, Rome
$4,000; st. Sophia Constantinople, $4,000; Notre
Dame. Paris, 81 ,OO0 Florence Cathedral, 10000;
patent outside Democratic paper in Indiana says
that tho Republican party has tho mumps Well.
even II this were 80, the Democratic party Is worse
of, for 1t has the Mugwumps
Nothing serous-MIss Clara ito Feathery, who
lis making evening CALI" Poor little Bobby swal
lowed penny to-day, and we've all been so mucl
Featherly tsomewhat at loss for words Of
conragementlm" on Imer.w9Wpldnt worry Miss Clara:
An indignant reader writes to paper in this State
calling It a "demigod politically BY the way,
| speaking OF demigods, there IS 3 certain Mugwump
worshipper OF Mr. Cleveland in this town VIII defines
the Democratic party as "a rabbic Of demasogues led
by domgod.'
A caution is timely against using soap in public
soap of really superior quality In only two hotels
In New-York The charge is made that hotel pro
prieOrs commonly buy cheap CASTLE and poor cotton
seed oil soaps by the hundred and cut them into
convenient cakes. These soaps cleanse well and
Gus coOrIng matters but they are poorly made and
are strongly alkaline that they eat into the pores
and attack the glands and the oil they conan-tGood
Housekeeping.
1t IS criticism OF tho Kansas Prohibltory law to
say that there must have been some defect In It's
administration whom a twolve-yearold boy was
sentenced in the town of Derby to two months I'm
prsonmcnt and to pay fine of 600 for selling two
glasses Of beer.
1t was music he wanted" Arc you fond of music
"PaSsOnately sO'
"Then how pleasant IT must be to have your
daughter playing tho plano In tho house every oVoh
| TOh, You misunderstood me-
al said that I am fond of music.'-(Tincon Journal
They telling OF remarkable forty-three year
old woman In Hampton County, S. c. She has followed
the plough for forty years. and last year she made
nine bales Of cotton dug WE'LL built five chimneys,
and for recreation FIRE luently split hundred rals
day. Nothing Is said about her husband, but he
is probably fixing tho politics OF the country 50
that the "niggcrs" Will not DO able to vote.
A Well Planned CITY. Eastern spcculator-Juds
Ing from that map. your town is remarkably web
Colorado. Man-Rooml Great SNAKES Ta'ros
hundreds OF miles Of room I'm every direction
too near the centre Why didn't Jon locate thcm OF
",woudn't do Too far away from tho saloons
Cant spare time to trot of w- or six miles every
,
France. we ar, told, IS deeply interested IN Tho
pece Of Europe. The piece of Europe in which France
Is most Interested is the territory known as Alsac'
ard Lorraine.
Force OF Ilablt-IIo,tess (at an evening entctsh'
mentl-Oh, Mr. DO llohson, where can i hhu young
Mr. Sssyf We want him To complete set
Mr. DO TIobson-l him only moment asv,
Mrs. Browne downstairs. at the froe lunch coun w
that Sat tho banquet table May have mo pioa''
ure Of fetching him 1.-THE Epoch
FIR
only by tho spell OF his genius, but by tho genius OK
his spell.
"what makes you look so.happy to-day, Charley y
al had tho most glorious piecc OF luck imag naDlo
last night made 300 ccap cash.
-" Yon don't say so How did you do itf'
"why, you 500, thief broke into my stable ana
stole my horse and no rolled my buggy ont, too,
but no Got frightened at something or othor ana lot
It. IL isn't often fellow mako 300 without 50