The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-06-21
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Doctor, feeling patient pul5e-What
is your husbands business?
Patients wife-He is photographer
D.-Has he been working hard Of
late?
p. WI don't know, doctor. He
took the portraits of four babies yester-
day.
Dim! Brain fever.
Il am sorry to see you neglecting your
business this way, Smith, They say
that you don't spend half an hour day
at your office
We'll, fellow must look after his
health, you know
Yes, but you don't look sick. What
is the matter with you?
My wife takes the Family Health Ga
zette, and she makes out that | have a
tendency to softening of the brain, with
complicated symptoms of Bright's dis
ease, liver complaint, dyspepsia, palpi-
tation of the heart, inflammation of the
bunions, cremation of the spleen, indig-
nation of the oesophagus, hypertrophy
of the palate, and besides that | am not
at all well. She insists that | must OBJ
serve all the health rules in the Gazette.
and you see I've no time for anything
else. : Springfield Union.
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry cured
my little girl of a severe attack OF
whooping cough, when her life was
given over by the physician and all
other remedies had failed.
JOSIAH HoFF, Keyport, N. j.
Don't forget to plant some fodder corn
to help out the pasture when dry
weather sets in later.
That agriculture is a success is evident
from the number of learned men who
are giving it their close attention. A.
G. Mace.
Impurities of the blood often cause
great annoyance at this season; Hoods
Sarsaparila purifies the. blood, and cures
all such affections.
Statistics prove that larger per cent.
of farmers acquire better competence to
sustain them in their declining years
than do any other class.
Mr.. e. S. Pope, president of the Maine
genealogical society, said at its last win
ter meeting that his experience con
WINGED him that one pound of Paris
green to 100 gallons of water was too
strong.
Farmers, merchants. ladies, all need
Hop Compound in the Spring and Fall.
Have you tried it! Splendid Tonic.
Pnts, SOC. Try it.
All farmers should know that the
cheapest room they can get IN barn is
in the basement. On many accounts it
is the most valuable, especially for keep
ing the stock comfortable during the
cold weather. But there is further
profit in raising barns and putting Gel
lars under them. a barn that has stood
for years close to the ground has been
during that time not only the harbor for
nOxious vermin, but the occasion of
serious waste of valuable manure.
Much of the liquid excrement of stock
stabbed above will be found under the
barns absorbed by the soil, which it con.
verts into the richest heterogeneous man
DIRE. Nitre was formerly obtained from
the soil under old buildings, and it SO
impregnates earth under stables and
barns that load of it drawn upon the
fields will do more good than an equal
quantity of barnyard manure as usually
made.
A Story of Abuse.
Not Of an abused human being, but Of
an abused part of human being,-an
abused liver. 1t is abused by being let !
alone when it first complains. Paine's
Celery Compound cleanses and invIgor-
ates the clogged and torpid liver, and
cures the worst case of liver complaint