The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-05-17
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reooriiy STATED Ia comFosiisos TIA
douehssis we're as,i Ha8s ia Gfesoe.
Wife icisb slgbll win you be bon'
cstly. 1ohn Hnsbsaa -- Vets ihink No
bal 8gat hesp lseahtssi waiisng iof ne
-~Whsi made shs Tower e. Pisa learf
"I3ecste a lhs famine ia the LAID, said
hoy Who Fot TIE tower coEiased WITH
Josephs bfeihrsn.
--pSesnesf (or ihs street car alarmed
Msasm. 80 you ioel 81 coming on
Ms1a@ thssghtsly) NE. sir; J an ,ryiHe
~ aaj ~ pocket
What Ia the disersnce between a iahs
ssa 4 foolish Dasobmss Que is boil
loy cylrder. and the other " ssilIy Hol-
lsuaer
--T5Bns siie. ! uobder the birds don't
cone lefs ssy nore used "a throw
them biA u rske make, sud loueg
Hashand Thsl secouris for Is
-- The riyeft of iha slate have been haF-
log high old time this spring, and 1t
wtii ~ EetioeI ihs, they bad Il on roth
ipg stronger than water
Hhe q, The ihestre) - What q long.
STACEY stride MF. Ham. tho iragedlan,
has He ics. ! understand DO has &c
qai'el thai gait ~ travelling on every
ether tie.
why SAID the young wife Of ply
soisg sho was given 20 buastiug Of her
hhehatas professional skill. "he cured
psiieii II eouyslesoeEee in less than
twenty four bonrs
Ethelinder: 80 you are really engsg.
cd dear Hos on earth did you manage
i'll Atabella--Tho calendar helped me-
It's leap year cannot tell a lie. did
J, witb my little AZ.
"A neSIy sppuia,ed country postmas-
ter ~ ftxss did 30, send on any mail for
come time snl shon written TO by an
official replied that he was waiting for The
mali. bsg TO goi iul before sending il to
the lfsiu.
Book Agent Hog do you DO mad
am VIII You dog bite Madam = WAL,
reckon be will Book Agent Would
you have the goodness TO speak to him ?
MADAM p Cersinly Sick i'm, Tige; sick
i'm
"You never Gnd me hiding my light
under bnsboi remarked Mr., Mc5willi- |
gen 10 the course d discussion with his
wife. you d0ut need to, was the some.
what aerid reply; "a quart measure is
quite large enough.
sam. said one little urohin TO anoth.
or, the other day, SAN, does your school.
master ever giFS yon any rewards OF mer
itf 81 s'pose he does, was the reioia-
der; ''he gives me iekiu' every day. and
says merits two.
Sunday rebnol teacher W a, does it
mean, Johnny 70 the prayer when 1t says
"Lead ~ 20 into temptation p Johnny:
Wy, guess il meaus that they needn't
trouble themselves, because we can go in
10 u ourselves without leading.
"A Kansas C,ty man turned around
while fuunpg,a aud bis head struck a brick
wall, causing fatal fracture OF the skull
This is an illustration OF Kansas City's
rapid growth. This wall was built while
be vas looking the other way.
-"would you like white dove placed
above the tombstone n he asked Of the
widow No. sir think not" she an
swered with sigh; "our next door neigh
Dor used TO keep doves, and il was all |
could DO to stop John from shootin EN-.
IS Some people claim ,ha, the newspaper
doesn't benefit all classes Of society. We
claim that It does. For instance, Chica-
so burglar overlooked $50 10 bureau
drawer, and the papers SO announced it
be returned the next night and not only
secured Il, but suit Of clothes beside,
--paroni Who is the LATEST boy in
your class, Johnny Johnny-I dunno
PaFent--l should think you would know.
When all the rest are iniustriously writ
ing or studying their lessons, who is be
who sits idly in bis seat aud watches the
rest Instead sorking bimselfp johnny
The teacher
Edward. why DO hear that you
have disobeyed your grandmother, who
told you not TO Jump down those steps n
"6andms didn't tell me not TO- papa.
She only came 10 the door and said, ~
wouldn't jump down these steps. boys.
And shouldn't think she would--an old
lady like her,
The old problem, III hen and
half lays al egg aud half 10 day and
hall, bow May eggs will six hens lay in
seven days, has never yet been saiisiac
torisliy answered The fact is il depends
II eggs are iorty.eigbt cents dozen, you
can s4!slJ BET tia, ,hose six hens will
stand aFound idle and won't lay 10 mach
As broken esg.shell 81 ihrongh the week.
a practical rcvivalisi requested all 10
tbe cofgrrgsiion who paid their debts TO
rise TIE risinE was general After they
had taken their seats, a call was made for
those abo aiau't pay their debts. and one
SOLITARY iadiyiAaal arose. who explained
that De was The editor, and conli not pay
bccause lhe rest 81 tho congregation were
o.inR him their subscription.
--Anrelh Baseom l~ho has had her
photograph taken Tor the Gre, time. comes
10 o. see lef negauvel -0oodness, grs