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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11
NOTICE OF ELECTION.

II Now YE, THAT /, JOHN L. CRAWFORD,
IN Secretary Of State of the State Of Florida, do
hereby give notice that general election VIII De
held in each county in Florida on Tuesday next
succeeding the first Monday in November, A. ID.
lSsS, the said Tuesday being the sixth day oil No
vemher-
For four Electors of President and vice-Presi-
For one Representative of the First Congrcs-
siona District of Florida in the Ffty-trst Congress
of the United ST ltes.
For one Representative of the Second Congress
siona District of Florida in the Fifty hrst Con-
gress of the United States.
For Governor of the State of Florida
For Secretary Of State OF the State OF Florida.
For an Attorney General of the State of Florida.
For Comptroller of the State of Florida
For Treas urer OF the State of Florida
For Superintendent Of Public Instruction of the
State of Florida.
Fra Commissioner Of Agriculture of the State
0: Florida
For three Justices of the Supreme Court Of the
State al Florida
And in each of the counties of the Stat.-FoI a
Senator from each Senatorial District OF -aid Site
And III each OF the respective counties "f the
STATE 4 general election for its lawful number OF
Members of the House If Representatives of the
State of Florida.
Aud the same day general election will he
held in each county OF the State for unity Judge
Clerk OF the Circuit Court, Sheriff FAX ASSESSOR
Tax Collector, a County Treasurer County super
uendei.t of Public Instruction. County Surveyor.
tor a Justice the Peace in and for each Justice
district in each county, tor a Constable III and
for each Justice district in zach county.
An election Will be held in each Of the several
counties Of Escam'il. Duval and Orange. fora Clerk
otthe Criminal Court OF Record for each of said
counties.
Is TE,rIN WHEREOF have here
unto set my hand AID aiti xed the
Great Sc Il OF the State Of Flori a,
IL. :. AZ Tallahassee, the Capitol this the
30ih day of August, A ID. 1888
JOHN L. CRAWFORD,
Secretary of state.
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NEW CONSTITUTION.
Single copy, 10 cents, per dozen, $3.50.

Mass, o. the good things his life
N",>9 are so.roNully Lee acne on ac-
count Of Dyspepsia AcieI's Dyspepsia Tablets
will cure Dyspepsia, Indigo ton AMI Constipa
lion; sold on positive guarantee - - and 80
cents, by " Lively druggist. Feb. Is -44-eow
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Hon. II. c. Crawford Craw;ordville,
brought US last week some samples OF black pep
per, which was grown in Crawforivile by Mr..
t. Ready. He got his start from plants i'm
ported from South Amcri,e., and SAYS the trees
are prolific bearers. He now has two trees in
fu bearing, which are about eight feet high. and
IS roofing several more Mr. Ready is satisfied
from his experience that black pepper culture is
success IN this section Of Florida, and he will
continue to root plan's until be has quite large
pepper orchard He says that he aud his
heiShbors all use the pepper from his trees and
lnd it equally MS good imported, if not better.
We have tried the sample brought us and are
satisfied that il is strong Why should we bay
imported black pepper when we can grow il at
home? This is quite profitable crop AID it
would pay many of our planters to enter into
the business They can sell all hey raise right
here III the home market and a, good prices.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

The Life of The flesh is the blood thereof; ~
pure blood means healthy functional activity
and this bears With Il the certainty OF quick
restoration from sickness or accident. Dr.. j
II. McI-eau's Strengthening Cordial and Blood
Purifier gives pure iich blood, and vitalizes and
strengthens the whole body. 81 90 per bottle
Tuly o. I'm
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C0M't S\eeN

c0M't S\csW H piain' IS Is t the o%%,
suffering from Asthma, Consumption Co CHS,
etc. Did YOU ever try Acker's English Rmc-
dy 1t is the best preparation known for all
Lung Troubles Sold on positive gu r,uiee al
10 cents, so cents. Sold by M. Lively
Feb 16-44-eow
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SNNt

&o>>o The Children. They are especially
>oNSe liable To sudden Colds, Coughs,
GROUPS, Whooping Cough, etc. We guarantee
Ackers English Remedy positive cure. 1t
saves hours OF anxious watching. Sold by NJ.
Lively druggist. Feb. 16-44-eow
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HNN\Gs

n,\>>o. That are fretful, peevish, cross,
O>NN~~" or troubled with Windy Collie,
Teething Pains, or Stomach Disorders can be re-
lieved at once by using Ackers Baby Soother
1t contains no Opium Or Morphine, hence is safe
Price % cents. Sold by NJ. Lively druggist.
Feb l6-4+eow
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BATH ROOMS.

When you want a bath go to Freeand's Bar
Der Shop. Cold baths now ready anu hot baths
will soon be IN operation. 22tf
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The Morgan Line Steamers Hutchinson
and Clinton
UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA.

(Founded by Tuos JErrERsos)
Session Of Nine Months begins Oct. q. 1855
There 10 schools giving Instruction in LiferGxr,
Science agriculture Eagineering, Aar,aGey Nsaiciss
and Lac Chair Of Biology established Depsrtmenfs
all thoroughly equipped Location elevated and health
ful. For Catalogue apply to
WIN. II. THORNTON, Chairman OF Faculty.
10 p. o. Un1veFsisy of Va. Va.
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Store, 24xs0 feet, corner Monroe and Mozart
streets, 20 rent. Apply to
12-tt GEO. w. WALKER.
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The friends of Mr.. W T. Carer, OF the Metrop
ais, will learn with pleasure that he is able to be
out again after Slight attack of the fever
Mrs. Henry A. L'Eage, assisted by several of
her lady friends, has been busy lately in pre- ,ar-
ing dainies for the sick, AMI many fever
stricken sufferer has blessed these kind CHRISTIAN
women who are acting so nOblv.
Camp Mitchell cannot Accommodate any one
for some time yet, and il the city IS to be depopu
lated where The people are 10 he sent is II mys
terry. If 1000 whites leave there will be 800
leti and 10000 c0lorcd. \ great many people
who own iher homes and have their all invested
in stores etc, will not leave. Under such cir
cumstances what can be done has not yet been
decided.
Physicians are needed. The red cross nurses
will help out grandly but more doctors are ur.
gently needed To-day several patients had to
wait three 10 six hours or lOHgcr before getting
medical attention. One man said be sent 10 five
before lie could get one who was not too tired to
20 out.
Subscriptions are coming in very literally.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

WARNER's LOG CABIN RENE
DIES" Sarsaparilla," " Cough
and Consumption Remedy
:" Hops and Buchu."-" Extract,
Hair Tonic" -" Liver Pills"
"Plasiers," porous Electrically
" Rose Cream" for Catarrh.-
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ProbabIY Her Vic,im. Had. Too.

q know agreed the gay coquette,
" haven't hooked husband yet;
But them" she added, softly sighing,
i've had some tan while I've been trying"
-SO1friiNe T,ur0nI
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

,Ac\ee~'s Blood Elixir IS the only Blood
NSNSV . Remedy guaranteed 1t is a
positive cure for Ulcers, Eyuptions or Syphiitic
Poisoning. 1t purities The whole system, and
banishes all Rheumatic and Neuralgc pains
We guarantee it, Sold by NJ. Lively.
Feb. 10 Al cow
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OUR SPECIALTIES.

In the Job Department We are making special
ties Of
Letter Heads,
Notes Heads,
Bill Heads,
Statements,
Envelopes, &c,
and can duplicate any bill in these lines We have
yet seen that was done in New York or else
where.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

The quality OF the blood depends much
upon good or bad digestion and assmilaiun 10
make the bloc rich in lille and strength giving
constituents, use DR.. J. II. McLean's Strength
enine Cordial and Blood Purifier; it will nourish
the properties OF the blood from which the
elements OF vitality are drawn. 81 90 per bot
tie July 26 3m
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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11
The Record.

We give below the official record Of Gases and
deaths AT Jacksonville for the tys mentioned:
Wednes'lay-N W cases so deaths ) Thurs
dty-new ca-es as deaths 10 Frday-new
cases -, deaths $. Suuriay-new cases A :,
deaths g. Slnday-new Cases A, deaths J.
MOnday-now cases "a, deaths >
NOTES.
Florillans everywhere viii be gla 10 learn
thai Coli. J. Daniel and Hon. Henry A L En.lc,
Who were reported sick q few days ago, -rc de-
ing well.
Governor f. \. Perry has sent 500 TO the
fever sufferers AT Jacksonville
The Depop llation Committee have made The
FOL 10 Nlnr r..,1nrl
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

Excellence of Grain, Perfection of Water,
Expert knowledge of all the best Methods OF
Ds,iation, Extensive Experience, Abundant
Capital, Complete and Expensive Equipment
and High Purpose all these are used in the
making of
HARPER's NELSON COUNTY, KY, WHIsKEY,
for which have secured the sole agency
Juliu, Ball & Bro, Tallahassee, Fla
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J. Prince. Contractor l. Builder.

thanks the public for past patronage and respect
fully asks a continuance of the same All work
done on short notice | also have Dlplex
cotton gin saarpcner that gives entire sa,iSac-
ton refer you to T. J. X 'berts, Newt Ross
and D. F. Granting, who have had work done
with it, l will sharpen, babit and repair gins,
cheaper than ever done before, from 124 to fit
teen cents per saw, owing to distance. Orders
can be left ut the store OF G. W. Saxon d Co, or
at the stable of T. ]. Roberts Il Son, or address
J. PRINCE.
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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

For hahitual constipation, dyspepsia and kim
dred ills is the famous California liquid fruit
remedy, Syrup of Figs. Il strengthens as well
as cleanses the system 1t is easily taken, and
perfectly harmless For sale by NJ. Lively, Tai
lahassee Fla. Sepi.-lm
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-09-11

For Rheumatism aud Neuralgia, Head
ache, etc, and wherever Pain is 10
the Side, Back or Joints, usc
AaytOm's Oil Of Life,
and you will be pleased aud benefited.
For Chills aud Fever use
Lippman's PirafMge.
II is "a good Tonic and Sure Cure.
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Dy~pep Sin

and Indigestion in lis worst form are cured by
the use Of 2. p p. Il yol are ,!ebilitited and
run down, or il you need touic 10 reg lin flesh
and lost appetite strength ani vigor, take p
p F., and you viii be strong and healthy. For
shattered constitutions and los; manhood F. p.
p. Prcky Ash, Poke Root AMI Potassium is
the king Of all medicines.
+. F. p is the greatest blood purifier in the
world. For sale by all druggists
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=. Don't miss the opportu-
nifty of advertising in IMMI-
GRAFTON ISSUE of FLO
RIDIAN. #
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Tax Sale I've eds
Give il TO Your Neiyhbor.

For sale at
FLORIDIAN OFFIC
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09

Mr.. Lamar's home at Oxford, Miss,
is a simple, unpretentious house of
one story, with but five rooms, says
the New York Suns Washington cor
respondent. But there is everywhere
the evidence OF scholarship, comfort,
courage and usefulness. Mr.. Lamar's
home life has always been very delight
full He calls himself farmer at home
and his farming is the subject Of many
a joke around Oxford. At one time
he bought lawn-mower, and tried to
pursuade his neighbors that by cut
ting their meadOwe every week they
could get more grass. He was one OF
the first men in Mississippi to invest
in Jersey COWS. He has meyer made
any money flom them, mainly be-
cause he has habit of giving away
the best calves still, he somehow man
ages to have few left.
He is very fondof comfortable hats,
and the hat rack in the hall never con-
tains less than half dozen. Among
them is an immense broad-brimmed
palmleaf, which is his favorite. When
the Secretary is at home he wears cal
leo shirts and old clothes. Few peo-
pie in Washington, who look upon him
as the foremost statesman of the
South, would be likely to recognize
him il they should see him athome in
midsummer. He is always anxious
to show his devotion to his live stock,
and has been known to sit up many a
night until midnight to look after
some COW or horse that probably
would have gotten along much better
without the medical treatment which
he deemed so necessary. Whenever
you go in Oxford you hear the people
Joking about Col. Lamar's farming
bat you nowhere hear = word against
his character.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
PROM CAPP's FORD.

Just received the second copy of
your paper. II just suits me.
Bad colds are very scarce here at
present.
The raftmen have all gotten back
home.
Railroad news is all the talk at pres
ent. The Cumberland Gap tunnel
and nine miles OF the road is under
contract. They will commence work
in few days.
Mr.. J. P. Meyers has returned from
Knoxville. Me has been very i'll with
pneumonia and cold, but ia convaies-
cling.
The political task will soon be ON
us again. We find ourselves this way
down here:
Cleveland for President and Gov.
Gray, of Indiana, for Vice President,
Bob Taylor for Governor and p. G.
Fulkerson, Of Tazewell, for Congress.
Mr.. Coleman Lane, of Pleasant, de-
parted this life few days since He
was born and raised at or near Bean
Station, Tenn. He WAS born in the
year 1905 and was so years OF age. He
has been Sheriff Of this county three
times, and served twice in the Legis.
lature and was doorkeeper Of the State
Senate. He was also elected three
times for tax collector, all for Claiborne
county. He has many old friends and
relatives in Washington and Carter
counties,
Success to the COMET.
I. ID. L.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
A Story Illustrative Ofthe Char.
ncter Of the President.

The other day the President was
quite busy in his library with some
members OF his cabinet, when the
messenger came in and stated that a
man outside wished to see him on
some important business. The Presi-
dent told the messenger 10 tell the Wis
itOr that he was busy and could not
see him. The messenger left, but re-
turned in y few moments and said
that the man refused to leave and in.
sisted upon seeing the President.
"What is the name Of the man?"
asked the President
"He refuses to give his name or
state his business to any one but you,"
was the reply, "and," added the mes
senger, as il to effectualy shut oR the
chances of the intruder for an inter.
view with the Chief Magistrate, "he
is very shabbily dressed"
"Is he," came quickly from the
President, "then show him in imme.
diately."
The man entered, and the Presi.
dent heard his story with patience and
attened to his wants. The only com.
ment necessary on the above incident
is the statement that the man in the
White House ia an American.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09

Speaker Carlisle is back in Wash
ington, and reported as in a better
condition than at any time during the
session.
How would it do to pension Senator
Blair, of New Hampshire, and thus
get rid Of him and his little bill to dis.
tribute $70,000,000 among the States?
Regulate the Regulator. With
pure blood comes good health. Use
Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla and
secure both, Best remedy. Largest
bottle. For sale by all druggists.
The fact that there is such a large
surplus in the Federal Treasury ex.
plains the tendency OF Congress to
pour it ont on every available excuse.
Can we not Improve" Turkey Greek
The Republican State Convention
to select delegates to the National
Convention of Mississippi, has been
called by Chairman John r. Lynch
to meet in Jackson, February 9th.
An uncertain foundation endangers
the house. Use Warmers Log Cabin
in Hops and Buchu Remedy. Put
the foundation OF heatth-the stom'
ach-in proper order, Sold by all
druggists generally.
The wooden mill.dam falls from one
deeayed timber. Use Warmers Los
Cabin Scalpine for the hair. Putting
the scalp into healthy condition, re
stores the growth Of the hair, and az
hair-dressing this remedy has nj
equal.
| Various diagrams are runniny
round the country Of the revenue bill
which the Ways and Means Commit
tee of the House is expected soon I,
be present, Perhaps serious suffering
may be averted by avoiding the dis
grams and waiting for the bill.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
Republican COmmltteemsn,

Mr.. A. NJ. Hughes, Jr., Chairman of
the Republican State Executive Com
mittee, will in q day or two issue a
call for meeting in this city Of the
committee for the purpose OF select
ing the date Tor the State Convention.
The National Republican Convention
has been fixed for June Is, and the
State conventions will be held about q
month before that time. 1t is proba-
BILE that the Tennessee Republican
State Convention will be held about
May 10.-NdshvilIe american.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
Something New-.BeautiGul NHus
sic from Ringing Rocks.

Mr.. H. J, Norman, manager OF the
famous Till Family Rock Band Con-
cert Company, is taking them to Jack
sonville, Fla, and playing the towns
en- route, in order to make the journey
easy. He was in town to-day, and at
an interview with the Mayor rendered
a benefit to our poor by giving one Of
their extraordinary musical entertain
ments here on Saturday evening, Feb.
ruary 18th. 1t is hardly necessary to
say that the offer was accepted. The
company has appeared with immense
success at the Crystal Palace, London,
England, and during the last two
seasons in all the principal cities OF
the Union and in Canada, including
New York; Brooklyn, Chicago, Balti-
more, Philadelphia, Boston, Toronto,
Montreal, &c. At these performances
20 novel musical instruments are used,
including the celebrated rock harmon
ica, which is the most wonderful mu-
slcal instrument Of the age, consisting
OF 60 pieces Of solid rock-the whole
weighing 100 pounds from which
the finest music can be produced. The
Messrs. Till were eleven years in per
tecting this instrument, and their per-
formances upon it are always received
with astonishment and delight.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
FROM WHITES STORE.
February 9th, 1888.

Prof. McKamy's child died a few
days ago. The sick folks OF this COM
munity are better.
The school at Rocky Springs is in
fine progression, new students are
coming in every few days. Prof. w.
d, Massengill's school closed the 9th
with splendid examination. Prof.
hassengill is good teacher
Prof Ed Smiths school will close at
Devaults school house February 1st,
after which he will enter school at
Rocky Springs Mr. ]. +. King will
start through Va. on u drumming
tour in few days.
DR.. Young gave an interesting lee
ture on physiology and hygien before
the physiology class at Rocky Springs
public debate on the 3rd inst. at r. s.
WHIPPERwrLL.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-02-09
ObIIvIOIaS Alcoholism.
New York World.

The fatal shooting Of n man who, on
Sunday, after drinking freely, went to
the wrong residence, his own having
slightly wavered to one side during
his absence, suggests that alcohol, as
brain food, has its drawbacks, and
also that the custom of constructing
thousands OF residences which closely
resemble each other is slowly sapplng
the American memory,
Max O'Rell, speaking to me the
other dag of our custom Of numbering
streets and avenues aud then number
ing the houses up as far rs Yonkers,
said IL know a man, for instance,
who lives on the corner of Third ave-
nue. and One Hundred and Fiitieth
street, at No. 1901, on the left hand
side, up three flights. | met him to-
day aud, like many Americans, he is
walking with his head bowed. He is
in brown study. He is wrapped in
thought. 1t is not because he is try
ing to figure out the effect of the tariff
reduction, fractionally or as a whole,
II is not because he is immersed in
profound meditation relative to his
past or his future. He is trying to
remember his address"
l could not deny it. Itried to make
it clear to him that it is no more work
TO remember a number than it is to
keep Rue or Faubourg or an AR.
rOndissement in ones head, but did
not succeed. We have here thousands
of houses with a strong family resem-
blance to each other, differing only in
their style OF night-lock, and this diff
ference can only be found out by as
certaining. When we go home ratified
by the applause which is still ringing
in our ears as result Of a neat after
dinner speech and begin the arduous
task OF seeking to find three story
high-stoop brown-stone front to fit our
night key we are shot
You trip gayly up the lofty and
familiar stoop with the plaudits of
your fellow-men still warming the
cookies OF your heart. You gently
strike match on your pantaloons,
and while you seek to make out the
number by its uncertain light, you
suddenly awake to find yourself at the
Union Depot OF another world,
do not ask property owners to tear
down and rebuild expensive houses
because they may resemble mine, and
that would be unreasonable and flavor
too much OF selfishness. But If it
could be so arranged that by putting a
nickel into slot ut the foot Of the
stoop, an illuminating name and
number would come down the steps
with glass of Apollinaris water and
play tune, we would be in better
shape to point with pride to oul
national institutions and brag oyer
foreign powers. BILL NYE.