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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

A RAILROAD trust" seems to be all
right, for at present there are very few
railroads that one can trust.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

When man marries his pretty type,
writer he might as well give up the idea
OF ever debating any more.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

Having detected man in a falsehood,
one can truthfully soy he has no doubt
as to his veracity.
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

A RRIvAL AND DEPARTURE OF
IA TRAIHS-0p and after Nov. Is. ihss-;E1
day excepted. MONDAY excepted. lsAtpihay
excepted. .lSundAy only.-EGstern STANDARD
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FOR SALE.
(si) Twenty.faur Lots in CaidWeIl's Add
ton to tho City OF Wheeling.

Said Lots arc bounded on tho north By Twenty
ninth street, on the east By Fillmore street: or
the south by the HAndlnn Homestead, aud or
The west by the n. & o. 4. Z.
Theft proximity 10 the above named railroad
renders them e1reiIUnt sites for manufacturing
establishments.
For terms aud further information apply 70
W. v. HoGE 4 BRO,
1900 Market Street
o, WILLIAM 81. HAEpLAN,
avis g. W. Cor. ChAplIne d slxteenth ~.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

Do not consult anybody, but invest
twenty-five cents in bottle of Salvation
Oil, 1t kills paint
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

Upholsterers do not believe in free
wool because they are constantly putting
tacks on carpets,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

BellAire 4 ZAneSville Through Passenger leaves
Bellaire at S:40R M, arrives at Bellalrc at $3.50
p. m.
wOodsheld Passenger leaves Deilalre at 1870 p.
m, arrives az BellaiFe ut S:25 o. m.
Sunmerield Accommodation leaves BellAiIe
al 1875 D. M. arrives al BellAlrc NJ 1880 a. m.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11
Railroads.

WHEELING & ELM GROVE R. r.
w On and after Saturday, October 49, 1883,
Trains on the Wheeling 4 Elm Grove Railroad
will run RS follows:
LEAVE WHEELING:
$3.50 n H.. 700 u. M, a. M, 100 a. M, 80 p.
M. $3.50 p M. 5:2O p. M, 100 p. m, 0:0Op. III.
LEAVE WHEELING PARK:
6:l0 q. m, 7:IS u. IN l0:O0R M, 1890 M. $50
p. M. 4:2O r. M, $40 p. M, soOP. M, l0:OOp. IN.
on SuNDAiS-Untilf further notice trains will
run ms follows: Leave the city nj 500 n. M, and
run every hour until 9:lSp. nj. Leave Wheeling
Park ut 9:00n. m, aud run every hour until 10
p. IN. Except church train viii leave Park at
0i5 3: IN. aud city at 1918 p. N.
noN C. HIRsCH, Stunt.
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FOR RENT.
JAMES A. HEN RY


Real Estate Agent, U. 8. Pension and Claim AT
tOrhey, Collector aud Notary Public.
Personal attention given 10 Renting Houses
Collecting Rents, Purchase and Sale OF Real "a
tate. prosecute Claims for Pension, Bounty
Pension vouchers certified, Dispositions taken 10
Pension claims; Deeds, Leases, Agreements and
other written instruments prepared. The COL
lection Of Accounts u speciality, and prompt 70
dSiO oErIcE: No. 1912 marx IT srREEr.
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Educational.
Educational.
MT. De CHANTAL
Near Wheeling, W. Va.
Netu WHeoIIHEJ We VH'
tsisters OF the visitat,on.)

school of more than national reputation
offers exceptional advantages for thorough edu
cation oi young ladies in all departments. Ii
brATy Of Bix thousand volumes. Fine philo
Sophical. chemical and astronomical apparatus.
Musical Department specially noted. Corps C
plano teachers trained by leading proIsRso,
from Conservatory Of Stuttgart. Vocal culturI
according to the method Of the old Italian mas
teIS,
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health
Ten acres OF pleasure grounds. Board excellent
For Catalogues, and references 10 patrons in a.
the principal cities, address
Ret THE DIRECTRER9
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Cotton.

Cotton
CINCINNATI, Dec. lO.-cottOn hrm; mIddiinl
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IIoP RENT-SToRE-ROoM NO. 1884
X Vsln street, at present occupied by J..
.1,-c,T nm Possession given April i. Enquire Of
g.. " STEiER ueI
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CINCINNATI, Dec. l0.-Flonr steady. Wheai
/ steady; No. 2 red 81 Of; receipts 1907 bushels
torn active; No. mixed S9liOc. Oats quiet
No, . mixed sc. Rye dull: No. 9, SIC. PORK
steady: short rib 7.4Oc. Bacon quiet; short cleAI
gOOc. Whisky quiet ut 81 H. Butter, heavy!
fancy creamery 5IA35c; good to prime dairy roll
lsa2Gc l.InSeed oil steady at hja57c. suGal
irm hard refined sSc; EG S S S1en1y SS az iS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11
Real Estate.
FOR SALE.

No. 80 Fourteenth street: terms easy.
30. i96 Fifteenth street, Brick House, rooms,
bath room, finished attic, illuminating and
uA.nml gus,
10 iii Eor street, roomed Brick House.
40 iS7 sonth broadway, 7'oOms, illuminating
And natural gHs, water on first and second floors.
no. g!i5 and 2li9 Market street.
brick on alley; rents for 81, $40 per annum.
no, Il? Main street.
No. gllb Market street; ground full lot.
No. gs2l ChApllno street.
No, 70 Eleventh street.
No. ava Market street.
No. O. Zane street.
No. - Zane street.
No. 80 Twelfth street.
No ~! MCColoch street.
No. 1854 Main street. A..
70 Ace Farm 10 acres cleared, FIVE milea west
Of N taInonS, Washington county, Ohloi ls
valued at ST. coo; will exchange for city properly.
az Acres on ChaplIne Hill and Elm Grove
RnA1 Price Etl0
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Rent.

5I0P RENT OR LEAsE-DoUBLE
GUr,.ines, Room, corner Belmont and Thir
i ~ ,tn.rt Del,Alte, Ohio. lnquire o. w. =
y,IVpRGI,i. Bellaire. Ohio. dele
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lassoius a black grizzly led the animal
quite distance, when he met two other
cowboys. They also roped the bear and
McCutcheon then dismounted and killed
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Dec. lO.-Flour barely
steady; Ohio, Indiana, st, Louis aud southern
Illinois clear 81 7Sa5 .: Minnesota clear 81 ca
50; do patent 50 5Ol7 90, Wheat weaker aud
lower: unIraded red 81 o.; No. 2 red December
81 ORAL O3lS; March 81 UisI; May 81 e71Sal0S11|
Corn lower: old No. 2 mixed sc; new ungrRded
yellow I9IIc; options dull; No. mixed De
cember 49, aiSjj{c; January February
tIliii but steady; No. s white futures dull
December 3iEa3iISc; January 351sa35hc; Feb
ruary and March 3J51iA3Gc: May 3J54a3GHc But
ter dull: Pennsylvania creamery extra 33ci dc
prlnts35c. Eggs dull; PcnnSylYanIA tlrsts 26c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-12-11

NEw YORK, Dec. lO--Flour, receipts 4O,71
packages: exports 4,0g7 barrels and 9Si6 sacks
market dull and heavy: sales llSOO barrels
low extras s. 3Oai 90: winter wheat, low. grades,
81 SOai 10, Wheat, receipts lS,l00 huShelS; sales
900 bushels Of futures and 500 bushels Of
spot; spot market dull; ungRded red size; op.
tons moderately active and strong; No. . red
December 81 gal 951T. closing 9t 81 o51S; Jan.
81 0GsSal VA, closing at 81 w; March 81 O7JSa
lug 1t SHY; June 81 0Q1lal TX, closing at
81 M. Rye duh end heavy. stocks Of gr.ia "a
bushels; corn, oats, ,l73: rye, q, 272
barley, ~, $40; malt 100 10; peas, 1884! Barley
dull. Corn, receipts $500 bushels exports "a
S67, bushels; ales l.!72.0oo bushels Of futures
esRtely aetiHe; ungraded mixed 371Sa4s11Se; 0p.
tons active; December 4G1C; january 47c;
February 47c; May 475sc. Oats, receipts
10000 bushels; exports 80 bushels: Sales
10000 bushels OF futures and l2t,tO0 bush.
els Of Spot market moderately active:
spot No. . white 3jC mixed western 29ISa32c;
white do 3tA4llIc. Hay and hops quiet Coffee,
steady and SoiS8 points, below SATURDAY: becem'
her u I0Ilb.5jC: January l5bOnlb.I6c: February
l5.3Oal5.7bc; March l5.aOal6,Sjc; April l5.2;a
lh.95c; May i53OaI6 O5c: June l5.45aI6.O5c' july
l5.65al6. O0C; August l5.40al6.00c; September aud
October ih.SOal6.lbc; spot Rio steady at lT1Sc.
critcly active MolaSses and rice ttm, IAlIow
strong. ROsin quttt. TuTpentine 0riIet Eyes
easy; western &c. Pork easy; me- ali fsai5 10.
Beef steady. Cut meats ilrip. nickicI bellies
I5sasII{c: do shoulders iIse. LnFd easier: weSi.
ern steam $500; Decent er size: January S.SOc:
February, March, A!iprn, May and June soc.
aiSaS "" .tern dairy llR25c: do creamery
S'aa-c' Uh s,se drm; western l0allNc.
Cnr 400, Dec. lO.-ln wheat a fair business
s transacted and the ieelIngR trlhe unsettled.
Corn was rather quiet. Oats were steady. Pro.
visions moderately active. Flour Arm and I'M
changed. Wheat, cash No.2 spring 81 4al o.
No. spring SSa9Sc; No. . red 81 DIAL OiA; De.
cember 81 OK: January 81 DIAL 0515; May s. OSE
nj iUss, closing nj 81 10Y. Corn, cnsh No. 9
December and January 3IIEaSI5Sc; May SIZE.
Oats. cash No. 9, December and January 96112c;
May 291Sc. Rye, No. 2. Sic. Flaxseed, No. J,
81 s.. Timothy seed 81 o.. Meas pork, cash,
sl3 81 Ial3JO; December Sl3 January Sl34!l5i
May Sl3s7IS. Lard, cash and De GmbGr S.Ol 70;
january 7.s7IlnT971lc, closing Ut 7071zc; May
SuuaS. lOc, crossing al 5 i0c. Baron, short ribs
7OOaT. Toe: shoulders T.uJN1 l21yc; short clear
737ISa7. 5OC. Whisky 81 20. Sugars, cutloat sc;
granulnted ne; standard A lac. Butter dull
fancy ElEin creamery 32a3ic; choice 27a2oc. Eggs
dulIat 2l1Gc. The following is statement q
the visible supply OF grain In comparison with
that OF one week ago. rs reported with the board
OF Trade: Wheat. 86,5IO0l5 bushels; increase
$500 bushels; corn, 6,JfG,3ti bushels; decrease
5000 bushels; oats, 1851 ,566 bushels; increase
5000 bushels; rye, l,6iO,05h bushels; decrease
u 900 bushels: barley, LBS, SO5 bushels; decrease
o. nm htighplS
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21
a HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE

4 Cholera Patient I'm BraziHInsulfi1g .
Nurse-A Terrible PunisAHent.
Mr.. Edward Weitze1, Of Detroit, formerly
advance agent for . popular thentricAl com
pany, tells this story:
while On my way from Louisville 10
Nashville snzne three years ago / found my
self IN company with the members Of .
troupe who were going TO Memphis It was
. night express. and previous to refir-
ing to their beFths some half dozen of them
myself among the number sought the snok
ing apartment of the sleeper for . smoke and
q chat As Is usual when q number Of actors
stage STACEY, until enc OF them varied It by
relating personal experience that struck me
forcibly ut the time
WHEN was call boy at the Chestnut
Street theatre IN PHILADELPHIA he said, d
celebrated phrenologist, DR.. Simms, came to
that city to lecture. He was great friend
Sf the manager of the theatre and wanting q
young man for AN assistant he applied to the
manager. was offered the position and as
tho doctor was about to start on trip around
the world accepted We visited nearly all
the civilized countries ON the globe, and at
the end OF two years found ourselves In
Brazil During our stay In Rio Janeiro the
cholera broke out and the old doctor (who
was fine phyz5cianl determined to rsmain
and attach himself to the medical staff of the
hospital He offered to send me away it
wished to go, but told him / would stay,
and stay did, assisting him in his work at
the hospital
stsAfter fortnight was taken sick and
ON describing my symptoms to the doctor
received the cheerful information that
cholera had fastened its grip on me. How
ever, the doctor attended me 50 faithfully
that passed the crisis safely and at last
found myself conyalescent. The nurses at
the hospital were mostly Sisters of Charity,
and the fearIessness with which they per-
formed their difficult and dangerous duties
was enough to make those of the patients
who could appreciate their untiring devotion
regard them as almost divine beings. In the
same ward in which lay was q Portuguese
TAILOR who was also convalescenf. His bed
was but short distance from mine, and one
morning when one Of the sisters entered the
ward alone he offered her an insult. The sis
ter hurriedIy left the ward One of the ma
tive doctors attached to the hospital entered
few minutes later. Going up to the Portu-
guese, he asked hun how he felt. Better
be replied eyes, y said the doctor, 'syou viii
soon be able to leave the hospital, but must
change your medicine And he did so.
There was something In his tone that struck
me at the time, and wondered if the nurse
had told him of what had taken place. That
night, when the dead cart Grove of to the
lime pits with its ghastly load, the body of
that lately convaIescent Portuguese sailor
who had offered insult to Sister Of Charity
helped to make up the loNdr Detroit Free
Press
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a c. sGs NAN, who arrived March 5th
at isdeiphia from Venezuela, says:
"The conditinn of affairs in the Repub-
lie 10 seriously alarming. Even the
United States Consul is deferred from
communicating with ship in her road
stead. Lively factions were gathering
snd aiming, and those supposed to be
~ opposition to the present administra-
tl',n ere being sent out of the country.
flle term q President Guzman Blanco
s*9hed February 10th. The election
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The Commission to administer the af-
fairs in the New Hebrides will consist of
a President and two British and two
French officers. Each nationality is to
furnish President monthly. The Com
mission is to assemble when any dis
turbance arises at the islands, and no
military or naval measures can be car
ried on without first having obtained
the sanction of the Commission. In
matters of urgency the nearest COM
mander shall act in concert; but, if that
is not possible, action may be taken
separately. Such action must be re-
ported to the senior officer, who will
await the Commissioners orders. The
powers granted to the Commission do
not extend to land disputes.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21
EVOLUTION.

n 4 he tTue, - ow new mA1texs teaeA.
That Life wzs once bereft OF sound and sight,
ThAt darkness = TIE cmysnIm Of light,
1hat Ne whose gruping handb haxe dared to reach
Beyund tie limits Of our day and night.
Rose from tho slime Il ages TO . heixk
Whe1c God gives premise to the souI Of each-
Then Why should love. the vesy eenfIeH part
OF q mans nature, and tie power which birds
Life e, . life Is leaf Is bound @ free
Not grow and deepen IN the human heart
I'm in the future Of the p1Ld Is finds
Hate bsnizhed from the sun1Aids md tie seAy
George Edgar Montgomery IN Cosmopolitan
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

A LIBEL suit has just been ended in
Lancaster in which newspaper was
sued for stating that the plaintiff had de-
serted his wife and children, and that
they were objects of charity. The truth
OF the statement was proved on the trial
and the verdict was in favor of the de-
PENDANTS; but the latter, it appears,
paper asks, with some right, eff it is not
about time that the bummers who bring
frivolous libel suits against newspapers
should be made to pay the costs unless
they establish their cases ?'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

A RESIDENT OF Los Angeles, who had
become utterly Disguised with the Chi
nese, resolved that he would never en-
ploy another one of them in any ca
pacity. Having laid in his winters sup
ply of cord-wood, he accordingly en-
ployed an Indian to saw it up for fuel at
dollar cord. The gentleman, having
occasion to go away for few hours, left
the Indian saving; but on returning he
"found that Indian sitting astride the
yard fence, and bossing two Cinnamon
who were saving at fifty cents a cord. ;"
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While Yet There 1. Time.

Then take your pleasure today while yet
there is time. Things may not be in the best
shape for the visit that you have been 50 long
planning to your only sister. It might be
better If you would wait till you had more
stylish suit Of clothes, or till the boy was at
home from college to look after the place;
but she is ready now. You are both grow
ing old-you had better go. John drives
around with the horse 9Jump in, mother, !"
he says, sit is lovely day; you need the
fresh air." Don't say II can't go. I was
going to make doughnuts," or '.my crimp-
ing pins are not out" or "my dress isn't
changed" Put ON warm cloak, tie q veil
around your hat, take your ride. If you
don't take such things when you can get
them, they are apt to be shy when you meet
them again. Household.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

REAR ADMIRAL HENEAGE, the officer
commanding the British squadron in the
Pacific, is earning the epithet Of "Sir
Joseph Porter" He has forbidden any
officer or man to walk on the poop of the
flagship while he is there, and insists
on the crew uncovering their heads as
long as he is on deck. He also requires
his officers to wear white kid gloves at
divisions on Sundays, and to have their
frock coats and tunics buttoned on all
occasions. We are not longing tor
berth on his vessel.
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Very Rapid Promotion.

A Dutchman, whose son had been employed
In an insurance company's Office was met by
an acquaintance, who inquired: Well, Mr..
Schider, how is Hams getting along in his
new placer
''Shoost shplendid; he vas Won OF dem di-
rectors already"
ga director! never heard Of such rapid
advancement young man must be a
genius"
HE vas; he shoost write shplendid handtI"
'tOh, yes, plenty Of people write good
hands, but you said Hans was a Director
$50 he vas Indignantly; he direct dem
CIRCULARS ten hours efery day already. p
Louisville Courier-Journal
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A colored Preacher. Common,

Governor Taylor, of Tennessee, recently
told Of q colored clergyman who preached q
sermon on the text: stAnd the mnltitudes
came to him and he healed them Of divers
diseases" Said he: my dying congregation,
this is terrible text Disease is in the world
The smallpox Stays its hundreds, the cholera
it's thousands and the yellow fever its tens OF
thousands, but, in the language of the text, il
you take the divers, you are gone. These
earthly doctors can cure the smallpox, cholera
and yellow fever If they get there In time, but
nobody but the good Lord can cure the
divers."1New York Tribune.
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BEFORE POLICE JUSTICE DAYTON.

BEFORE POLICE JUSTICE DAYTON.
TUESDAY, March Goth.
Kale forfeited bail of s. for drunken
ness.
Jack was fined s. for profanity.
Chin Qui Sen was fined IS and So 20
costs for cruelty to animals.
Pauaka (k) was fined $50, and Luika
(w) $50 for adultery.
Geo. Wilson, hackdriver, charged with
assault and battery on John Hamilton,
was reprimandcd and discharged.
Sam Kaanaana was charged with lar
ceny of horse from All Quai. After
hearing the evidence he was discharged
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wanted 1t Understood.

ssWanted-Lodgings by q B. A. Adver-
tiser wishes it clearly understood that none
need apply who object on principle to fall in
with his not excessive requirements, which
include-1st, punctuality in serving meals;
I'd, moderate quiet in house; Sd, dry toast
thrice daily; 4th, joints to be roasted mot
baked, and chops and steaks to be grilled
mot fried; 5th, the free use Of a latch key;
and 9Th, the absence Of cat" This adver-
tisement appeared in country newspaper In
England--New York Sum
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21
pAc1rie COMMERCIAL, ADVERTISER MARCH IL lssg

was to take place ON the constitutional
date at Caracas by a meeting OF dele
gates corresponding to our Electoral
College They met, declared themselves
not a quorum and are zdjourning from
day to day The probability is that I'M
stead of an election Of President, Gu2-
man Blanco viii be recalled from Paris
az Dictator
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WITH England preparing mobiliza-
ton scheme, Austria ordering siege guns,
Germany increasing her army, Italy
Strengthening her armament, Russia ne
gotiating a heavy loan, and offensive and
defensive alliances in process of forma-
ton, it looks it little like business in
Europe.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

IL the March number of the ''Ameri-
can 10 Irnal of Science" is a continued
article on the history OF the changes in
the crater of KiIauea, FROM the pen of
Prof James D. Dana 1t is most inter-
es. ing reading
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Use . Large Stove.

A large stove consuming tho same amount
of coal as one of smaller size win radiata
more heat, and is therefore the more eco
nomical. The reason for this is that the
larger stove has more surface, and hence
when hot its effect is greater upon the sur
rounding air. OF course, the factor Of intel
igent management must be taken into &C
count with this comparison.-Boston Budget.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

A SEATTLE Grand Jury has indicted
the city officials for allowing the sanitary
laws to 80 unobserved, and doing notlI-
ing .. II. -ent sickness in the business
POI ~ of the city
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-03-21

Children's hats: children's hats trimmed
and untrimmed, in fine leghorn and fine
white Milans. also good assortment in
school hats, at one dollar each at Sachs
store, 1Ol Fort street.
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He won His Ret

Landlady tat dinner table, Mr.. McGinnis,
what are you doing with that microscopic
Boarder-I am winning bet Of s., Mira
Barzog Tiers are nineteen kinds of VIC
tuals in this hash. Ny bet was that could
6nd fifteen.-ChicA4oT Tribune,
The Arizona champion., 1888-01-14
She Taught Him som. Etiquette.

"Madame, " he began, as the door ope ned, Il am selling new book on etiq uette and department.
 "Oh, you arel" she responded. "Go down there on the grass 2nd clean the mud of your feet.
 "Yes'em. As was saying, ma'am. l am sel-"
 "Take of your hatl Never address a strange lady at her door without removing your hat"
 "Yes'm. Now, then, as was say. ing"
 "Take your hands out of your pockets. No gentleman ever carries his hands there"
 "Yes'm, Now, ma'am, this work on eti-"
 "rhrow out your cud. If 4 gen. tleman uses tobacco he IS careful not 10 disgust others by the habit"
 "fes'm Now, ma'am, in calling your attention to this yalu1ble-"
 "Wal'! Put that dirty handker. chief out of sight and use less grease on your hair. Now you look hallway decent. You have book en etiquette and department. Very well. l don't want it. am only the hired girl You can come in, however, and talk with the lady of the house. She call ed me liar this morning ana 1 think she needs some Of the klnd.-Detroit Free Press.