The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1888-08-29
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the repairs in II brand. new house.-Puck
Cicograrhicul.-Entlero William is a
home again. He now winds his "watcf
on TIE RhiHe,'so 10 speak,-Lowe ell Cou
rier.
Young Mother TO bntcher)-"I have
brought my little baby, Nj. Bullwinkle
viii YOU kindly weigh linn ~ Butcher
Eyes mu'am bones an all | s'pose?'
Time.
Doctor go patient who complains of a
great number of troubles)-"What a
splendid fund Of health you must pos
8 'ss, my dear madam, to maintain il
against 81 many attacks -Fliegende
Batter.
The Ri!"rma conn lains Of what it
calls the unreasonable hatred of the Ital.
ian element in America. The Riforma
seems to forget what Americans have
suffered from the iand-orpan Boston
Transcript.
A correspondent states that a lady re.
Gently arrived at Saratoga with SEQ
dresses in her trunks. If $50 of these
suits are bathing dresses, her trunks
need be neither numerous nor large
Norristown Herald.
There is an unronfirmed report that
the thi,am Anarchists are to petition
the Senate tn retain the duty on hemp.
They maintain That more than enough
of that article is raised in Chicago.-
New Haven News
Mrs. Pul'injay-'Soerates, why don't
you say something to Angelina about
sitting up SO late with young Poseyboy ?"
Mr.. Popiniay-'Me? Why l rather
like 1t. 1t saves worrying about burg
lars. '-Burlington Free Press.
Said a distinguished patient to physi-
clan: doctor, will you hand me my
medicine, please ?" Excuse me, sir"
responded the man ofscience, but | am
only connected with the bulletin part of
your case. Another doctor will be here
directly Life.
A New York paper published the "sto.
ries of Baron Mnnchausen'' us a Sunday
supplement-. and they were so much
more creditable than the contributions of
the circulation affidavit and political ed.
itors that the readers never questioned
their veracity.-Lowell Courier,
Gentleman Ito boy in Madison Sguare)
fare You the messenger boy who took
my note fifteen minutes ago ?" eyes,
sir" did you deliver it?" NO, SIR"
"Where is the quarter l gave your"
Bought a speclal-delivery stamp and a
package of cigarettes; il'll get there quick
err, mister'-Life.
Startling--"I am very glad to have
been of any comfort to your poor hus.
band nv good woman. But what made
you send for me, instead of your own
minister? ?" "Weel, sir it's typhus my
poor husbands got, and we dinna think
it just rect for our ain minister to run
the risk Punch.
Epicures on Sixth Avenue.-Waiter
(tl,e third time of asking)-"Take your
orler now sirp' Diner(after n careful
perusal of extensive bill of fare during
twenty minutes)-"M-'m-yes! You
see Pm something of an epicure in my
tastes; so bring me some pork and
beans, with a dozen raw, and a glass OF
milk, and a slice of mlnce.pie."-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Miss Clara (blushinr)-"Do you know
Ethel, that young Mr.. Sampson proposed
10 me last nigst, mud l accepted him ?"
Mics Ethel theartiiy)-'I congratulate
you sincerely, Clara. Mr.. Simpson is a
noble. young man. Miss Clara-"Do
you know linn very wei? Miss Ethel
-"Oh yes. 1t was only a few months
ago that ] promised to be a sister to
him.-Time.
you say you heard both shots fired ?''
asked a lawyer, cross-examining a col
ored witness in a murder case. Eyes,
sah, heard bofe shots. Dey was fired
simultaneous" "But YOU said on the
direct examination hal the shots were
one after the other, and now you
say thev were fred simultaneously"
"J.s' what | said, sab. Bofe shots was
simnltaneous-like, one aftah anndder."
Youths Companion.
"Faier" said Rebecca Schneilelbaum,
counterfeiting a roseate blush: "Fader,
Mr.. Sehronger has just called. He is
now in the rarlor. He has come to
ask for my hand" "Ask for your
hand, ell ?" replied Mr.. Scbneidelbaum
excitedly. "Rebecca, take dose diamond
rings off before YOU go in, We can't let
lem go nit the hand. He takes it nit
put encumbrance or he takes it not at
a~ll."-Boston Transcript.
An Old Salt on His Tail-Traggers-
All, Barnacles, you've a lot to be thank
ful for-leading a fine healthy life like
yours, always breathing the ozone. 1t
would do a fellow like me a world of
good to change places with You for a
Ben Barnacles-"And the
wouldn't do me any harm, sir;
or there's nothin' l should emily more
han comm down to these parts for a
week or two, and standin' treat to a lot
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