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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-02-05
HOW TO KISS A WOMAN.
\ Boys Directions for Ex;ricating he
Honey From Labial Flowers.
Rtrbours,s1Js RU SeJrs


B~dpbOuTSrite, Ky, Nelrs.
There is a boy connected with this office
who mixes the ink for the rollers and does
the useful generally, who claims to be able
to give points to anybody in the art OF
kissing. The following is the result OF his
mature experience: Never kiss a young
girl if she doesn't want you to. The main
ingredient that makes kissing endurable is
a willingness on the part Of the female. If
it deepens into anxiety, SO much the bet
er. When a girl claws a mans hair and
cratches his face like a little foOl-drop
Sher at once. She is destitute Of good
sense and natural affection, and the soon-
er you begin making love to her sister the
better.
As long as a girl don't claw and yell,
and struggle like a panther, it's perfectly
safe to continue prospecting. Get a little
behind her, pass the right arm around her
waist in front, take her left hand in your
left, and if you don't know what to do
next 90 and associate with the boys IN
Plneyille.
II you are Just beginning to teach a
shy girl, who has only been kissed hereto
fore by her brothers and father, touch your
lip gently to her forehead. She will take
this for an exhibition of profound respect,
That position gained, working the way
down TO the lips is as natural and as easy
as the course of a log sliding down the
wood flume of the Kentucky Lumber Com
pany.
Never sit down to kiss. 1t appears awk-
ward ID case anybody is looking, and
seems awkward anyhow. Stand up, and
the closer you press the girl the higher es-
she will place on your good taste,
common sense and experience. Kissing
married ladies is a separate branch of the
art, and requires constant practice. Where
tenderness and a little hesitation and bash
~fulness, if well put on, 90 a long way with
a young girl, such nonsense is not swal-
lowed by a married woman to any con-
siderable extent. Be warm, vigorous and
hearty, and, above all things, be frequent.
One of the prime requisites o. such an &C.
casion is a quick ear for the footsteps in the
hall, and a nice calculation as to how long
the husband will take to reach the door
hilCl ~ udo pdNSNu tue HNlu Vi thO otaiAo'
A house heavily carpeted with brussels
requires eternal vigilance and sometimes
rdre presence of mind. By the time the
worser halt of the family gets his hand on
the door knob you must be seated i'll a far
corner of the room, seriously perusing Tai
IMAGES sermon on COvet0usness.
A kiss can sometimes he sIGtched when
the husband is in the room, but this re-
quires an expert and il risky. Our young
man once knew au instance. A married
lady asked her husband to wind the clock,
and a young man in the room thought he
saw his golden opportunity and went for
it. If the clock hadn't had a mirror Just
before the face that young man would have
been all right; hut for three weeks after
his Sunday school class had a pickup
teacher, aud he had the appearance of hay-
ing bucked against a cyclone. This is one
Of the viciEsitudes of kissing from mere
impulse.
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OLD LET

lndrsV q. TubbS iu sun Francisco Ne'rs. let's
Alone within my den l sit,
Unclaimed by Hymen's letters,
And, in a retrospective III,
Am grouping mid old letters.
Past days I'm living DER again,
4 year marks every minute;
7 scan each time-browned wrapper, then
Iquickly look within It.
Tread, with mingled joy and pain,
OF bliSsful hours with Flora,
Augusta. JTlia, Mary, Jane,
Louisa, Fannie, Dora.
Sometimes | come across a tress
OF golden hair or raven;
| try 10 think. forget, then guess
Maud Brown? or Bessie Craven
Of gloves there are a dozen shades,
From lavender to golden,
Their owners now are wives or maids
Ofthat large class called "olden.'
This feather? Well I mind theldsy
That Nell Tor Mabel wore it
And the most idiotic way
once chose 10 adore il.
Two iow'rsi one wilted as a rag,
The other brightly scarlet;
This one belonged 10 Flo Tor Mag,
And this 10 Kate Tor CharlotteC
This bit of r~ibbon-faded blue
With tear marks dried upon il,
Twas given me by Name Tor Lou,
Or stolen from Sellie's bonnet.
This scrap Of lace, with edges torn
Mas il not Minnie Terrence
Whose pretty neck il did adorn?
Or was it Blanche? Tor Florences)
Or II not them, then Kate Tor Jane)-
And here, with knot peculiar,
see q bow of satin plain,
Once worn By Bees Tor Julial
And so the days when l was young
dig from out Times mire,
And sit, and Sil, and grope among
The ashes OF youths fire.
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The Secret of Painting China.

The present manufacture Of porcelain is
a comparatively recent industry, and Is
constantly reaching fresh results. The un.
derglaze treatment Of china, for example,
was not known here twenty-five years ago;
il was a secret guarded most carefully and
confined to a few European and Eastern
factories and workers. 1t was a girl who
discovered it Miss McLaughlin-and now
it has become the property Of all expert
china decorators. Her success was not
alone important to chira-painting as an
art; it was specially valuable is raising the
estimate put upon the work Of her own
sex, and has perhaps done more than aught
else to stimulate to good results the work
of. women in this branch of industrial art.
-Jennie Juae, in The american Magazine
for february.
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UuCle ESrkS wisdom.
5ruCrg Cgatary.

hare heaId OF meu who know more
Than they could tell, bat | never met one.
III man has 4 genuine idea, be can make
himself Understood.
Literature is the diet Of the common
I'Ad' out genus feeds on tie unwritten
things.
lou may travel a good ways on whisky,
-Al travel fast while you are going, but
" Th get back when you want to.
"asn you have learned to listen, you
lave already acquired the rudiments of q
r'a''H won't enable 4 man to lift a ton
tine. '"'' 'eu Pounus 81 q
Tsnlus ln7ents, talent applies.
ss-'e' nave seen an idea too big for
ts1ooIe hnt have read thousands Of sen.
NC Too h'g for an idea.
g, aU'ty and jealousy are the two weak,
PASSIONS IN the human heart, and,
10 tell they are the most common.
sDssL1IIoouSnIy neat woman is a Joy un,
In ,Sa' out doesn't she make it busy
8 bOrbooSS os' and for the people in her neigh
thin. 'Vung disciple, don't hunt for new
ones out study to improve upon the ole
bOwIda|y nat stone, and most of tn,
By t5s nave been turned over slread,
roe novelty hunters,
ssvs ua uI plenty Of people who don't av
Qsn, AMI .hey know too much for or.
uot quite enough for two.
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reverend gentleman, sweetly; ''dat's po
kah. Gimme de man what 'bjecks tel
blowin' in he chips when he bets. but
blows in he breff sgip money, n I'll show
yo' dat mans 1 o Us fer ten times mos
he's wuff."
Dads a lie!" asserted MI. Williams,
chucking off his coat and. striking a war,
like attitude. Else wuff mon any coon
hyar, 'n"-
Here Mr.. Williams made a pass at the
reverend gentleman. 1t failed to reach
him. simultaneously n leg shot out from
beneath the table and landed on Mr.. Viii.
liam's shin with such force and skill that
he fell heavily OIL the floor. Swiftly fol
lowing this, arose Rev. Mr.. Smith, who
fell on top of Mr.. Williams as he lay.
The excitement in the club was intense.
"Chew often he nose" advised Mr..
Cyanide Whites.
"Buttim in de stummick, caunselled
the elder.
Comb he kinks wifi yo' cha -" urged
Mr.. Gus johnson.
"Lammim silly" said Professor Brick.
Excellent as these suggestions were, and
great as was lis evident support by the
club, the reverend gentleman pursued All
even tenor. He merely sat astride of Mr..
Williams digestive organs, and grasped
the gentleman firmly by the whisSers and
butted his head against the floor with
rhymthical skill and considerable force.
Lem me up" said MI. Williams.
''Am de rule good?" inquired Rev. Mr..
Smith.
'Leggo my siders," said Mr.. Williams.
you votes for de ruler" asked Rev. Mr..
Smith, introducing a double butt into his
obligato with Mr.. Williams head.
"Quit hammerin' de 40" said Mr.. Will
liams.
de rule goes?" inquired Rev. Mr..
Smith, varying the exercises with a bril-
liant series of triple thumps. de rule
goes?"
"Yezzah," said Mr.. Williams. 'Git
often my dinnah."
The Rev. Mr.. Smith unloads himself
from Mr.. Williams abdomen, bat still re-
tanned a grip on the whiskers. Then he
said. slowly:
"Den-(butt)-yo' 'grees-(butt) dat
wen spondles er nufin?-(triple butt)-'n
de new rule goes in force ternight?'-(a
but of tremendous power
"Yezzah," responded Mr.. Williams,
please femme ketch my breff."
The Rev. Smith arose and resumed his
seat at the table. Mr.. Williams lay quiet
a few moments, breathing heavily, then
got up with the assistance Of Mr.. Whites
and was led to the chair.
The gavel fell.
'Dar bein' no opperstition to de new
rule, said the chairman, calmly, de sec
rotary will write in de minnits dat it am
parsed unanimous. n if Brer Wiffiesll
kyount de kyards N de members'll han
in de doodle fer de chips, de professorIl
go bliue. Brer Tooter'll struggle, Gus
Johuson'll parse de aces n lll play de
fust skilter pat"
The club then went into executive ses-
aim
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The Psychology of NolitIon

We all know what it is TO get out Of bed
on a freezing morning in Il room without q
fire, and how the very vital principle with
in us protests against the ordeal. Proba-
bly, most of US have lain On certain morn'
ings for an hour at a time unable TO brace
ourselves TO the resolve. We think how
late we shall be, how the duties Of the day
will suffer; we say II must get up, this is
igRominious," etc; but still the warm
couch feels too delicious, the cold outside
TOO cruel, and resolution faints away aud
~postpores itself again and again Just as 1t
seemed on the verge of bursting the resist
ance and passing over into the decisive
act. Now how do we erer get up under such
circumstances? If | may generalize from
nv own experience, we more often than
not get up without any struggle or deci-
sion at al. We suddenly find that we
hare got up. A fortunate lapse OF con
seriousness occurs; we forget both the
warmth and the cold; we tall into some
~rUverie connected with tie days life, in
the course Of which the idea flashes across
us. Hollow! / must lie here no longer
an idea which ut that lucky instant
swakens DO contradictory or paralyzinP
suggestions, and consequently produces
Immediately its appropriate motor effects
|. was our acute consciousness Of both the
warmth and the cold during the period OF
struggle, which paraiyzed our activity
then aud kept our idea of rising in the
condition of wish and not Of rW. The
moment these inhibitory ideas ceased, the
original idea exerted its effects.
This case seems to me to contain in min
iature form the data for an entire psychol
ogy of volition. IL we wisely gencTalizt
i's teachings we shall say that anywhere
and everywhere The sole kno'ra cause fo'
the execution Of a Increment is The bare idea
Of hc movements execution, ard that if the
idea occurs to a mind empty Of other ideas,
the movement will fatally and ibfallibly
take place. From "Whh The WW Ef'ctS,'
By Prof. William James, IN Scribner'S Mag
dzine for F~fbrWdry.
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brought out from their hiding places and
put to use, and ''tallow dips" became as
familiar to rs as they had been to our fore
fathers. But the source of supply for these
flights of other days" soon became ex-
hausted, and woman's ingenuity was again
put to the test.
Lard also had been in frequent use, and
a fayorite! Eight was q saucer or can filled
with tbis melted substance wherein ioated
a burning sycamore ball. 1t, too, was
growing scarce, hover, and new material
must be evolved. Several things were
tried, but a mixture of beeswax and roSin
was fouui bsst Of them all. Through
this mixture, when melted a long
coil Of candle wicking was drawn
again and again uutil thoroughly
coated, and in order to make this
coating even several persons stood in a
row holding the wicking at short inter
walls and shaping the wax upon it as passed
through their hands. The position of
greatest honor and difficulty in this under
taking was conceded to be the n next to
the pan containing the heated melted mix
ture. When cold, this wsxen rope was
wound, row after row, around q bottle
with the free end put through a strip of
tin with a hole 10 it, in order to keep it
upright. These candles gave q meagre,
but a steady light. "Candlemaking bees
were quite the style, and young ladies and
their military beaux ION leave managed
TO extract a great deal of merriment from
them. The refreshments were usually
fruit and peanuts.
A light for sick rooms consisted Of a
scrap OF paper cut likes miniature foolscap
and set in a saucer of lard. When the
point of this little cap well oiled and lit, it
gave forth sufficient illumination to see a
watch or drop medicine by. Before lard
became 20 scarce a lady friend of our iilum
mated her house beautifully for an evening
party with these tiny jets of flames. She
borrowed ~WiueglaSses from far and near,
converted them into these little lamps and
placed them in pyramids Oh mantels,
brackets and all available places. The
effect was very novel and pretty. Those
who lived in the pine regions obtained
their light from the picturesque and cheer
full glow of pine knots, but it was OF so
fliekering q nature as to be very hard upon
the eyes if reading, writing or sewing was
attempted.
Paper grew very scarce toward the clese
of the war, and newspapers made their APP
pearance on wall paper, while the familiar
songs Of the period, such as "Lorena,"
Richmond on the James," "All Quiet
Along the Potomac To- Night, Rock Me
TO Sleep" and When This Cruel War is
Over" were printed on sheets very much
reduced from the usual size aud OF a very
coarse brown paper.
Envelopes were always turned, and thus
made to do double duty, and where letters
were written in pencil the first writing was
erased usually with a piece of an old rub.
her shoe, and the same paper was used for
thn renlY.
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PETROLEUM Y. NASBY

Says. "lntimit acquaintance with a tru
friend always increases u respeckt fur
that frend."
This is the reason why Synyita Blocks
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They are warranted TO cure Coughs, Colds,
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Fux, Cholera Infantum, or Summer Com
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from mothers, who, after dosing their chill
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25 cents. After you have tried all the
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no relief, buy a package of Synvita Kid
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50 doses, 80 cents. If you want the finest
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CT Synvita Bitter Blocks for Is cents, and
make from to 1 gallon Of pure tonic bit.
ters.
All these remedies only / cent a dose.
No box, no teaspoon, NO sticky bottle. Put
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Cough Block and a copy Of THE SYNvITl
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ANTON P. HESS, Agent for Wheeling
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HOW THEY HIDE MONEY.
Each Nationality Has Its Own Way OF
Tuoking Away Currency.

NPC YORK JOWWeTciW AuttTt'"F.
Tue peculiarities of the people Of differ
ent na~tiOnalities in their way Of carrying
money formed a topic of conversation at
Castle Garden the other day.
Most Of the English immigrants said
one of the mouey changers, carry their
coin in a small ease i'll which their soyer-
eigrs or shillings fit snugly, aud have the
case attached 10 y chain which they keep
IN their pocket rs they would a watch. An
lrishmau always has little canvas bag in
which he keeps gold, silver aud notes all
together. But q great many of the Irish
girls have their sovereigns rolled up and
sewed on the inside Of their dress, very
frequently too inside Of their c~orSets, and
often have TO borrow my penkniie TO cut
| them out when they rome TO get theuu
changed.
81 have seen some old Germans who
would pull Of from around their body a
belt that l am sure must have cost 10 or %
marks and fish from it three or four marks
in silver to have changed. The French
mostly carry a small tube in which they
can place 30 or so 20-franc pieces, and re-
move them very handily II at q time,
and only one At a time. There are very
few Italians who don't own q large tin
tube, sometimes n foot long, which they
have hung around their neck by a small
chain or cord, and in which they keep
their paper money or silver coins. Swedes
and N~OrwegianS are sure to have an i'm
mense pocketbOok that has generally
been used by their fathers and grand
frlhers before them, and which will have
enough leather in it to make u pair
of boots. The SlavOnians of Hun
gariars DO rot generally carry pOCketbooks,
but they find more ways Of concealing
what money they may have than any class
of people | know OF. Their long boots
seem to he the favOrite place, and in the
legs of them they also carry the knife and
fork and spoon with which they have eaten
on their. way across. But | have seen
them take money from between the lining
and outside OF their coats which they
would get at by cutting into a
b~utt0nhole. Some Of them use
their caps and very many of them
use their prayerboOks, placing the
paper money on the inside of the cover
and FASTING the Ayleaf of the book over it.
But | think more of that nationality stow
away their change inside of their stockings
than any other place, and don't take their
stockings off from the time it is put there
until they want to change it."
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by a man named Dam, and it's a sure
thing and no takers that more really fun-
py things were said to that Insn about his
name than a stick could be shaken at.
Well this man Dam during the war offered
TO fit out a colored regiment and send it to
the wal accoutred comple;elS if he could
give il his name. The Dam Black Guards
was what hs wanted to call them. That
mau had the spirit OF 30 in him
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Advice To Mothers,

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giving health TO the child it rests its
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