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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
Answer This Question.

Why DO 50 many people we see around
us seem to prefer to suffer and be made
miserable by Indigestion, Constipation,
Dizziness. Loss Of appetite, Coming up
of the Food, Yellow Skin, when for 75
cents we will sell them Shiloh's System
Nitaiizer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold
by Geo. W. Benford x Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

PRAYERS meant they should be mighty
short. Ia hey given you ahoHi ten sec
onis.for wanted ter rii yer body outen
the way- Yer couldn't hev told up nu;h-
in else to prove that you wasn't spy.
Give this paw farewell squeeze, and
don't lay il up agin me.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
Care for the Children

Children feel tie debility Of the changing
seasons, even moro thaR ScElts. and they be-
eGme cross, pcCrish, and unco-;rollable.
The blood should he oleanecd I'D ,l.c system
inyigorafcl by the use e Hoods SarsaparlIla.
Last Spring my two eliilaren were vaecl-
mated. sooa alter. they brCl.e ~ out with run
ming sores, 50 dreadful l thought should lose
them Hoods s1Eszizriila cured them eoni-
rletely; aid they have been healthy ever
since. Co feel Es@t Hoods sarsaparilla
saved ny Children 90 RE- Mrs. c. L.
THoMrsoS, West Warren. Mass.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE

Estate OF Samuel Elrlek. decd. late Of shade
Township. somerset Co. Pa
Letters OF administration or the above estate
having been granted 10 the undersigned by he
proper authority. notice is hereby given 10 an
persons indebted TO said estate TO fnske imflfsfi-
ate payment and those having claim. against the
same 10 present them duly authenticated for set
tiemeni 20 the Administrative without DELAY.
SARAH ELRICk
lune-Nth- Adminisfratrix
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
A DMINIsTRAToR.s NOTICE.

Estate OF Elias ?. Kerr. decd, late of addison
Township. Somerset County,
Letter. oi administration on the abovees.ate hay
ing been granted 10 the undersigned by fis, proper
authority. notice is hereby given 10 all persons
indebted 10 said estate to make immediate nay
ment. and thuse having claims against the ss,ne
viii present them duly authenticated for settle
uent 10 the Administrator wisbaO; delav
DANIEL AUGUSTINE
may Administrator
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
DON'T BLAME
PENNSYLKANIAlCOLLEGE,
PA.

FOUNDED N 1s:s2- Large Faculty. Two fnH
7 courses Of study-Clss>ical aud scientific Spe-
cial courses in all departments. Observatory and
laborurarfes Three large tsIildinEs- New build
ing aud CHAPEL in course Of erection LihFaries
y guG Volumes Expenses low Accessible by
freQueut rsliirUad trains Location. on the BAT
TLEFlELD Of Gettysburg, m1sJ pleasant and
healthy PREPARATORY DEPARTMENT. iu
separaie building for ioys sEd young men pre-
pairing for business or college under special care
OF the Principal. Rev. u. g.. BucEl-r and two a.
sistants the laiJer residing with the students in
the building. Full term OPENS September 6 ISIS.
For Catalogues. address
II rs. M,ENIGHT. y. D.. Pres't.. or
REV. H. q. 81 EHLEi., A NJ. Prin.
jnliI-4t Gettysburg Pa
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

J was troubled with catarrh in my head
TO an annoying extent for three years.
After using one bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm | was entirely cured.-Wm. ].
Cline, Victor, y. Y.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
Hunting Pearls.

You need not go to the flats of New
Jersey to find Pearls. Use the celebrated
Tooth Wash-Minot's Dentifrice, and Sc
cure the treasure of pearly white teeth
and healthy gums. Price % cents per
bottle Use no other. Sold everywhere.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
PINuI " REWARDED are those

hofea q ms and tnen act.
they viii fi:ld honorable employment. Thai will
10, taEe Them from their horiles aud families
TIE profits art large and sure for every industri-
o''s person many nave made and are pow max
ing several hundred dollars month. Il : easy
/ Wiling 70 work Either sex. Young 90 I'D :
capital not needed we start you. everything
new no special ability required Young " old :
can DO II q well Is any on. Wfite 70 Is at once
Tor fcll particulars. which we mail free address
sIIssoN d Co.. Portland Ne ian IL 'SS-Irr
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
Shiloh's Consumption ure.

This is beyond question the most s''c-
cessful Cough Medicine We have ever
sold, a few doses invariably cure the
worst cases Of Cough, Group, and Bron-
chitis. while its wonderful success in the
cure Of Consumption is without par
allel in the history of medicine. Since
its first discovery it has been sold on a
guarantee, test which no other medi-
cine can stand. If you have cough We
earnestly ark you to try it. Price 10
cents, 80 cents, and SI.00. If your lungs
are sore, Chest or Back lame, use Shi-
loh's Porous Plaster. Sold by George W.
Benford d Son.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

1t is said that lightning never strikes
twice in the same place. Neither does
mule. The reason is that the place is
never there after the first strike.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

4 Georgia poet writes go to strike
the Tyre If the fish season is on he
need not go far, for the liar will come to
him.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

The red flag indicates one of the four
things-sheritf, smallpox, anarchist or
Democrat. The bandana is a gay flag to
sail under. 1t takes them all in.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
The HomelieSt Man

In Somerset, as well as the handsomest
and others, are invited to call on any
druggist and get free 4 trial bottle of
kemp's Balsam for the Lungs, remedy
that is selling entirely upon its merits
and is guaranteed to cure and relieve all
Chrome and Acute Coughs, Asthma,
Bronchitis and Consumption. Price 30
cents and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
BALTIMORE MAILING. @ :
ACcoNMoDATIox-No. 81.

Passengers for easl and west change cars at
lockwood.
LOCKWOOD ACCOMNODATION-No g6.t
LeGrss .arrites
soNEEsET ------.-'',fi p IN lockwood 50s D IN
Milford d-...-.-.....-sl-i /, III
Passengers leaving on this train can make con
neciion at lockwood with uight Express trains
eas, and west
Daily. Daily except sunday
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01

The cowboys have fired so many bull
lets into telegraph poles in certain dis
tricts in the west that a gust of wind
snaps the pole short off, and much troub-
le results.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
Purify the Blood

Hoods sarsaparilla is characterized BY
three pccu.iailtles Ist. the combination Of
remedial agents; I'd, the proportion; 81, the
process q securing the active medicinal
qualities. The result Is medicine OF unusual
strength, eficeiiag cures hitherto unknown.
Send for book containing additional evidence.
Hoods SarsaVariila tones up my system.
nuilies my blood, sharTens my aprciiie. and
seems TO make me over" !. J.. THOMPSON,
Register cf Deeds. Lowell. Mass.
Heod's Sarsaparilla heats all others. and
j. worth Is weight IN gold" l. BAI,J.ISGToS,
10 Bank Street. New York City.
Hoods SarsapariiIa
Sold BY III druggists. e. +; six for s. Mads
only by C l. HOOD s Co, Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses Ono Dollar.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
NORTH-BOUND TRAINS.
MAIL-No. %.
SOMERSET AccoNNoDArIox-So. s5.t
SOUTHBOUND TRAINS.

Passengers for Somerset from the east and west
on the Pittsburgh Division, change ears al Rock
wood.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
D. D. NESS & SONS
POPULAR FERTILIZERS.
Nothing will Grow Without Food.
FARMERS. look u quality as well - price in
buying PHOSFHATES. Important 10
remember thar
D. D. HESS & SONS
HIGH GRADE FERTILIZERS

Are always found 10 De reiiableand OF the sane
high standard Used by the most enicrprising
farmers IN Pennsylvania They viii enrich the
soil and increase the crofS. CoIlpased of ami
NAL ingredients. Bone, Blood Tankage Etc
Mechanically prepared for drilling 6-iS2m
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
WESTBOUND TRAINS

The time given is Eastern Standard Time.I
MAI lrains connect az lockwood with trains
20 AMI rom Somerset and JOhnstown az Hvud-
man with trains 20 and from Bedford AT Garrett
Win Trains 10 and from Berlin at Salisbury June
u"h Win trains 10 and from Salisbury.
Az IrG'as Sop for Passengers uch>Te TTase Is Gireu.
W. NJ. CLEMENTS. Manager
CHAs- o. SCULI, Gen. Pass Ag't.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
FABLE FsANCAISsE ETC

fhALL- FhaNlAiS5E a Z
few special numbers in WO0L FIBEIcs ar
S5-iaeh all 'Fool Cheeks and Nixturez. -. q gard
regular 5o,. quality.
Line Of a5-iueh ali wool go,sls. elegant quality.
25e-
s9iaeh Frsneh suitiz-s. 5oe down f-ou &c.
and Sl-ng
looo1 yards of Cr.nkicd seerncker sacrificed
et -r. -. S. a gard hne gaol.. and real value
,iogi.e these prices
Fery extensive .s-ortnents % DOMESTIC
SATINE Is a. l2i r ant 1r aud FINEST Fuarn
Satine. O.. -. gs ~.
Wash 6o1i- ofevery p.ial-Chccscj. In
ih, Linens. n7>s t'iaghluis Crepc Cl1trs. Pigue..
c-r.. etr-. a. ls-- than regular prize.
"THE BEST QUALITIES At LOWEST PRICES
PanisoIs and san Um5reI.as Pans sarmer
Hosiery and Gloves. Ladies NcrsWenr. UauiAyr-
chiefs. Ribbons. Laees Einbroile-ie>. ctc- etc.
she mos to- y0ar mo;sey
White flr Prizes
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-08-01
DAILROAD TIME TABLES.
BALTIMORE e. OHIO RAILROAD
SOMERSET q CAMBRIA BRANCH
DISTANCE AND FARE.

The fare 70 Philadelphia is ss.si, and to New
York, sll.69.
Summer Arrangement--lnefe efec: Apr. 20, IS.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

The rich and poor do not worry so much
over this matter as the great middle class
The rich do not have to move and the poor
have very little 10 move, but the middle
classes, who load themselves down with a
feeble imitation of grandeur, and yet do not
feel able to own a house, have to sufer.-Bin
Nye IL New York World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
1t All Came Back.

''Some clothes to-dayr he asked, as q
young man halted before his place on Jeffer.
son avenue and began stroking the right
hand leg of pair of pants.
''Do you remember mer was asked in
reply.
''Vhas dere something's wrong, my frendtF
Don't you rememberi l was here and
bought coat of you last fallF'
Last fall. Vhas dot coat all rightr
.'You asked Sc for it and gave you S..
1t was a Prince Albert You remember
don't your
''vhas dere some moths in iti Did it fade
outf"
Il asked you if you remember met While
We were talking the fire engines went by"
Ibid somepody say dot coat vhas not wort
tree dollarsf'
'Do you remember or don't your
MY frendt, did some crock come OFF on
your hands in wet dayf'
mo, sir. The coat was all right and worth
the money, and now want a pair Or
.Vhas it all right! Rememper you! Ger.
tainly dol Dose fire engines vhas going py,
und gif you shange for ten dollar, und you
ask me where to buy a refolver, und you al
most buys a sachel Of me- Rememper you
Well, shall shmile if dontl How you
vhas! Come inside. lvhas shust wondering
oafer you, and it pleases me dot you vhas in
good health How odd dot l don't shake
hands nit you hull block hay."-Detroit
Free Press.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

"Air brakes wouldn't work, SO whistled
for the train men to set EN- | had Mis-
souri, granger for q fireman. Only been on
the road two days and he let go on the
right"
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

Malcontent-Ah, this is hard, cruel
world. l suppose would have starved to
death right in my early home if hadn't got
away, but I'm little better Off vet
Old Friend-I remember you got disguised
with everybody and everything because
Others were more prosperous than yourself,
and you sold the pair of imported dogs your
uncle left YOU for money enough to go Off
among st,aissirs
"Yes, thas, fool of Blinks bought en-
Blinks never had sense enough to come in
when it rained; he could hardly feed himself,
an yet he bought them big dogs of me. What
became OF BlinksF'
"He owns the finest dog kennel in the
country and is rich. Omaha World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

Old men cronies are among the most in
teresting studies in life: young men have
no particular depth of friendship about
them as rule If they quarrel. there's
an end. and probably they will never come
together again. They don't quarrel al
ways; they let one another go and have
no more interest. Old people are different,
When they quarrel they have lively olG
quarrel They abuse one another and
are very rabid for awhile Then they
meet accidentally and in a minute they
are just as they were. They have forgot
ten their fight. what II was about, and the
only danger in any allusiou to il is that
each apologies to the other so strongly
that it ends in another quarrel.-San
Francisco Chronicle ''Undertones-
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

The most disappointed looking man TO
be met with in days journey on the ele-
waited roads is the fiirtatiOus whipper
snapper who discovers that he has per-
mitted q pretty girl to stand, and who
only makes the discovery after some other
man has given her aseat. The scorn with
which she receives any attempts on his
part to attract her attention adds double
barb to his fond regrets for what might
have been had he had his eyes open in
time. But it always does take puppies q
long time to get their eyes opeu.-New
York Press "Every Day Talk. F"
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
FIVE CENT HUMAN NATURE.


A Street Car Story from the City Of De-
trolt.
You can cram a good deal of human nature
into street car about 6 O'Clock in the even
ing. There was heap of it in Grand River
avenue car an evening or two since, when
half dozen people saw a man take a so
gold piece from his vest pocket, fondle it for
a moment and then drop it into his left hard
pants pocket In about three minutes ne felt
in his vest pocket for that money, and it was
gone. Then he felt in the other pocket and
suddenly rose up
Lost anytmngp queried a passenger.
81 don't know-lets see-yes. haveIr
He felt in several other pockets, drew forth
bunch of keys, a lump of rosin, pocket
knife, some troches and q half dollar and
then exclaimed:
"rve had my pocket picked of s20l"
Five passengers betrayed excitement. Six
others were only casually interested. Four
were skeptical, and seven winked at each
other and whispered that it was dead fake
Lose it in the carr asked a second pas
senger.
"Of course didl l had it less'n five min
utes agop
"And your pocket has been pickedF'
''Sure enoughl Is there an officer on this
carr
DO you mean TO say you suspect mep de-
manded the man on the right.
"Or mef' demanded the one on the left.
but it's gonep shouted the loser. 'Some
one has certainly robbed me-"
Five passengers whispered "Ratsl" softly
to themselves, and four others gazed serenely
at the ceiling.
Conductor, stop the carl" shouted the
loser, as he seized the cord and rang up five
fares on the register.
"What is iti" demanded the conductor as
he came in.
'Some one has robbed me"
Feel in your left hand pants pocket, you
numb SKULL" shouted an old man on the op-
posite seat
His advice was complied with, and lol the
lost was found.
twenty-five cents, STRIP said the condrc-
tor
What forf'
''Those five faresr'
It was paid, and the victim offered to lick
anybody in the car before he got off Then
he got off, shook his fist at the conductor,
and darkness settled down upon the city and
sent the sparrows to their nests under the
eaves.-Detroit Free Press.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

An amusing incident at the Niagara hotel
is vouched for A well known gentleman
was required to dine with party from whon
he wished to escape, as more important
matter awaited his attention; but they would
not accept his excuses, and the dinner was
waiting. He had to go in, but availed him.
self of momentary opportunity to put up a
job with the waiter to call him out. A quar-.
ter of an hour passed, and he began to feel
uneasy lest the plan should mlscarry, when
in came the obliging waiter, and did the
thing completely by announcing, There's a
gentleman calling you by telephone sir, and
here's his card Boston Courier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

Not long since party of young men went
from Boston to a country town down in
Maine for few days fishing. They had a
full outfit of tackle" and gear" and upon
arrival ut their destination stood in need Of
but one thing-bait. After consulting their
local adviser they secured the services Of an
ancient resident, who started out to dig the
needed worms. He was gone three or four
hours, but to good purpose, for when he re-
turned he had a water bucket even full of q
wriggling mass Of earthworns Now this
was more than the boys had bargained for,
and thoughts of what such an unbeard of
wealth of bait would cost began to trouble
them. To end their suspense they appointed
pne OF their number spokesman, with plenary
powers, but with instructions to make the
best bargain possible. "How much do we
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

"'Leven."
"Get hurtf'
"Nary timen
"hany smash ups down thereF'
''Nothin' else First day hit the road
pulled out er Summit with twelve cattle and
nine merchandise Saw 46 comm up"
"Forty-six trainsn
"No, You idiot; No. 46 locomotive, east
bound began to squeal right away
"Squeal before you were hitfn
II was squealin' for brakes, you fool pipin'
up the brakeman. Ye see, my air gave out v
81 don't exactly"-
''Air brakes wouldn't work, SO whistled
for the train men to set EN- had Mis-
| souri, granger for fireman. Only been on
the road two days and he let go on the
right"
Il don't exactly UNDER
Banged off the machine through the right
Of the caboose and went down the bank
| screwed my nut too quick"
THAT is, you er"-
Jumped the game from the other side,
you crazy"
"Oh, yes"
Then the machines met and there was a
fine old collish. The merchandise cars piled
right up on the engines, and had to dodge
the mowin' machines that came along
through the air. A Mccormick reaper and
combined harvester passed right over the
fireman's head and went down the bank
He rolled over GOO feet before he tried to
stop
"Quite exciting
"No, not very, till the cattle cars began to
spill The cattle were all busted out of the
| top Of the cars and came down like a cloud
burst. There were DUrhams, Hollands and
little Jerseys, all on the wing, turnin' somer-
saults in the air | had to get behind a
bowlder till the beef shower was over"
Hurt muchF'
Nav: was on deck next day Hadn't
! time to attend the funeral of the brakeman.
Next accident was near CoIfax Struck
another train comm up. saw the business
comm; corked her right there"
81 don't exactly unn-
Plugged 'er; that is, l jammed the throt-
| tie over the other side and screwed my nut
again. | lit on pine tree all in good shape
when the engines came together, and they
rolled sixty feet down the bank, where they
lie yet. Just think of the work I've had;
nine collisions in fourteen days and | in
every one of 'em. I'm the only of 1even that
can snake"
THAT can whatP
THAT can crawl; that amt dead. You
know l don't feel shaky any more. Got
sort'er used to it, But you'd laugh to see the
way one engine is mixed up with some agri-
cultural machinery. An inspector went out
to hunt the engine, and when he found it
couldn't tell whether it was locomotive or
mcwin' machine. e."-Carson Nev.) Appeal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
He Was No Fool.

Jepson-I notice that you always speak
well of me to my face, Jobson, and while l
have no reason to believe that you do other
wise behind my back 1 think it does not
harm man to be criticised by his friends, to
be told his little faults, know Tn not per-
feet and would be glad to have you remind
me of the fact sometimes.
Jobson-Tell you of your faultsi
Jep.-Yes, criticise me, tell me what your
honest private opinion of me is. That's what
/ want
Job.-Jepson, you are six feet two and /
am five feet four, and you want me to give
you my honest private opinion Of youi No
silee. Jobson, my boy, I'm no fool-Boston
Cnfrier
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

A Georgia paper amuses its readers by a
story about the domestic habits of the owl
family. 1t says that in the early spring the
old hen owl lays an egg and Immediately sets
on it till it is hatched, and then hovers the
little fellow till it becomes full hedged.
When this is done she laws another egg, and
the young owlet assumes the maternal re-
sponsibility to hatch out that egg and rear
the younger owl. By that time the owlet
number one is able to fly away, and number
two takes his place and matches out the next
egg. This operation continues as long as the
season lasts.-Chicago Herald.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
An Affair in High Life.

First Man of the World-What's the mat
ter, Plantagenet, with you and Maud; are
you no longer friendsi
Second Ditto-A trifing misunderstand-
ing. drove the governors coal cart around
to her house last Sunday to give Maud a
drive on the avenue. When | reached the
door the thought struck me that the horse,
being white one, and Maud's hair bright
red
Third Ditto-Ah, she thought it put up
jobi
Second Ditto-Exactly; and we haven't
spoken since, although, egad, / believe she
loves ME ll.-Life.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

"What did you wantr' exclaimed the
woman of the house angrily, as she faced the
tramp at the kitchen door. breakfast or
work. Both, ma'am," said the hungry
wayfarer, timidly. Eat that" said the
woman, sternly, placing biscuit and piece
Of steak before him, land you will have
both" The CHEEKY meal of incense breath
Ing morn had been prepared by her daugh-
ter, who was teaching cooking school in
tbs city.-Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
THOUGHTS.

Thoughts 40 no, need the wings Of words
To fly TO any goal;
Like subtle lightning, not Ike birds.
They speak from soul to soul
Hide In your heart bitter thought,
Still it has power 10 blight:
Think Love. and. tho you SPEAK II not.
1t gives tine world more light
: Ella Wheeler Wilcox In P:tts6urg Bulletin
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12
Why OH .Hears Ont -

Oil seems to wear out by long continued
use, and to lose to some extent it's Iubri-
eating qualities. 1t has been suggested
as : reason for this that the minute spher.
ical giobules. OF which the oil is conceived
to be made up, become fattened by the
wear and pressure. and so do not slide
and roll over each other as easily as be.
fore--Boston Budget.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-05-12

Brown is too throughly an American man
Il business 20 give in to the French fashion
G. serving meals iii courses
What shall bring, monsieur asked the
polite waiter during Browns last visit to
Paris.
"You may hustle on three boiled eggs, a
beefsteak, some cheese, bottle of claret,
and the bili," replied Brown in a single
breath.-Judge