The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-06-30
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ONE of the Trading Anarchists in ST. Louis is
named Griefgrabber. man with a name like
goes into the anaftBy business Philadelphia
Press &daa ia
80 FOR the wings OF a dove!" sighed the
poet. f .....I4.--
"Boshr" said his friend the broker. "The
breast Of turkey is much better to fill Zip on -"
-Hd1perS Weekly. ssic.
WOMAN Kindly -You say you are hungry.
eat for several days? Tramp (earnestly)-
Madam, there is a'woodeu toothpick that has
lasted me nearly. three weeks.-The Epoch.
WHATS that awful racket in the back
room?" inquired a customer of one Of the
clerks. Somebody's trying to yell the roof
OFF, "Itsthe Silent partner, sir; the firm is
after him for more money. '-Neto York Sun.
"BRTDGEr,r said the mistress to the new hired
girl, you can go now and put the mackerel in
soak.''
Sure, ma am, air ye reduced to thatY' asked
Bridget sympatheticaly.-De Free Press.
DEACON SPIeeLEs,'' said a country minister
after services.| Show do you account for the
poor collection taken up this morning?n "Well
| dunno, dominic" replied the deacon, scratch
ing his chin s't.'pless twas the sermon. "-Netc
York Sun. I
HUsBAND-what does the doctor say about
your new maid, my dear?
Wife-He says there is but slight chance of
her recovery, and she promised to be such a
treasure. declare, it's too provoking for any
thing !-Ep0ch. Sd.
SMALL BoY--gisther, couldn't yez help a Door
boy whose mother is a wilder and out OF wor-
ruk? .....-
Gentleman-Po fellow! How long has your
father been dead?
Small Boy.-Twinty years, sor.-Life.
MIsrREss to cook)-Your name, Mary and
my daughters being the same makes matters
somewhat confusing, Now, how do you like,
say the name of Bridgetg
Cook Shure. mum, an its not mesif that 8
particular Ohm wIlun to cali the young Teddy
onythin' yez 1oike- Mem York Sun.
SHE SIZED HIM UP-Mr McDude-"what a
wonderful thing is space, Miss Ethel the i'm
mensity OF it quite fills my BRAIN
Miss Ethel (sarcastically) l should
imagine MIR. McDude, from the nature of your
conversation" And blizzard stood between
them during the rest of the voyage.-Ocean.
SrnASGER-Are You the superintendent of the
street car liner
Yes, SIR
81 would like to sell you horse"
''Is it a good, lively one?''
ut was used for hearse horse for year"
Send II up ct once, and state your price -
Lincoln Journal.
Hon CHARI.Es Emory SMITH is famous man;
he is editor of @ great newspaper in Philadel-
phia We expected ringing words from him
But the only noteworthy thing he said in his
speech nominating Edward FL. Fitlers was this:
Tie is the greatest manufacturer in his line in
all the WORLD Iuasmuch as Filter is a rope
maker, the eloquent Mr. Smith must have re-
ferred to the clothes-line.--Ch Chicago Morning
Nel1S. ,t.-...
well, Bingley, what book is that you're
"a book Wrote myself, and one which should
have place In the library of every lawyer"
"What is it abouts"
"It points out clearly how to conduct case:
how to influence jury and-well, in fact il
will show AN attorney how to make a success of
his business"
Did You ever practice law yourself?"
For while, but there wasn't any money in
it for me, so went into this business. Lincoln
Joltrn0k : tR
THE confMG GREAT SHowMAN.-That small
boy who has a mania for picking uprthings and
labelling them ana putting them away in cup
board has been att again. The other day his
little sister ran a piece of splinter so deep into
her hand that the family had to send for a doc.
tor to get It out. = The operation was carried on
with closedidoorsi so far as the children were
concerned, BOT they were all huddled Just out
side, listening at the keyhole Presently they
heard somebody say:
"Thank goodneSSl 1t is out at lastr'
The young museum enthusiast opened the
door and rushed in. Don't waste il, Don't
waste it'll Give II TO me for my museum"
And il is now in his museum labeled: "No
| 641-piece of tree taken out of my sisters
hand. The stains are real blood. San Fran
cisco Chronicle