Telegram-herald., 1888-09-24


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a heu gu1af a sky f4l " hawas snd Try
tog VITA ANXIOUS clucs % ses your over
grown ehicks4s safely uaaV wing After a
certain stage % success Aas Decu rvached
you have q trust - many Important things
- cthers that yoa arc spt g become The prey
u CtEers. and you are sw aoled aud do
freaded. and the anxiety y0u had oa your
brow wheu you wers earning youF inst thou
sand tallars - not equal to tie snKiety ca
your brow now that YOU have wou Jour
three hundred thousand The trOuble with
such one Is he l. spread 0ot hke tho unfor-
tunate ono IN ny teKt You have more
fingers and toes than you know What o. %
wilh. Twenty were useful, twenty -fOor n a
iindeCtng superhuty D!sraeI sAys that a
king of Poland aOdlostea BIS throne and
joined tho people and became a porter 20
carry burdens And some one asked him
why be did -, AMI ho reflivi "Upon MY
honor, gentlemen, the load whl.sh I quit
ID by far heavier than Tie ono yol SO me
carry. Tho weightisst Is but straw
whea compared % that world nEGer which
lsbored. | have slept moro in four nights
than have during Gll my reign. begin 10
live and 10 10 King myself. Elect whom
you choosa for me who am 30 well ~ would
be madness 10 return 10 court -
"Wen says somebody "such overloaded
persons ought % be plt.al, Tor their worri-
ments ara real and their insomnia and their
nervous prostrations are genuine" ! reply
that they could get rid OF the bothergrTns
surplus by giving IL away II a man has
moro houses than he can carry without vexA~
ton, let hum drop few Of them II his es-
tate Is 80 great be cannot manage il without
getting nervous dyspepsia from having too
much, lot him divide up with those who have
nervous dyspepsia. because they cannot
get enough. Nol they guard their sixth
finger with moro caro- than they did the
original five. They 10 humping with what
they call gout and know not that, like tho
giant Of the text, they arc lamed by a super
fiuous toe A few OF them, by large chari-
tics, bleed themselves OF this financial obesity
aud monetary plethora, but many OF them
hang ON 20 tho hindsring suparluity till
death, and then, as they are compelled 70
give the money up any bow, in their last will
and testament they generously give some OF
it To tho Lord, expecting no doubt that he
will feel very much obliged to them. Thank
God that once in "a while we have n Peter
Cooper who, owning an interest in the iron
works at Trenton, said 10 Mr.. Lester:
~ DO not feel quite easy about tho
amount wo arc making. Working under
one Of our patents we have monopoly
which ecems 70 mo something wrong. Every
body has TO come 10 us for it aud We arc
making money too fast. SO they reduced
the prlce and this while our philanthropist
was building Cooper institute, which moth
ers hundred institutes OF kindness aud
mercy oil over the land But the world had
10 wait five thousand eight hundred years
for Potter Cooper. ] nm glad for The bonev
oicnt institutions that get n legacy from
men who during their lifo were as stingy as
death, but who IN their last VIII and
testament bestowed money on hospitals
and missionary societies; but for such
tsstators | have no respect They would
have taken every cent OF it With them II
thoy could, and bought up .at OF heaven
and lot It out at rIinous rent, or loaned tho
money 10 celestial citizens NJ per cent
month and 20: a corner on harps and trump
cts They lived in this world City or sixty
years in tho presence Of appalling sun ing
and want and made no effort for thor re-
lief The charities OF such people aro for the
most part in 'paulO-post future tcnse and
they arc going 10 do them. The probability
IL that IL such a one In his last viii hy a do
nation to benevolent societies tries % atone
for his lifetime closetstedneSs. the heirs at
law will try 10 break the viii by proving
that the old man was senllo or crazy, and TIE
expense Of the litigation win about leave IN
tho lawyers hands what was meant FOR tho
American Bible society. o 20 ovorweighted
successful business men, whether this sermon
reach your car or your ere, let mo say that
IL you nrr prostratei with an1ieties about
keeping or investing these tremendous for
tunes. can tell you how you can do more %
fet your health back and your spirits raised
than by drinking gallons of bad tasting
water at Saratoga Homburg or Carlsbad-
give 10 God and humanity aad the Bible 10
per cent. OF all your income, and it Will make
a new man Of you, and from restless walking
Of the foor at night you shall have eight
hours Gccp without the help Of bromide Of
potassium. ard from no appetite You will
hardly be eblc 20 wait your regular meals
and your wan cheek VII Gil up. and when
you die tho blessings of those who but for
you would have perisbed viii bloom all over
your grave with viohs;s II i bo spring, or
gladiohus II il be autumn
ForSars sorue Of you viii take this advice,
bat to- most q you VII not. md you viii
try % cure your swollen hand ~ FctsinE on
A. more E1zers. and your rhcurDatic foot by
getting on ii moro toes. and there viii IL a
sigh * relief Ehcn you sre gone out q the
werld. 0nd when over your remains the min
ixtsr rpC- .ss ias vursis: "Biasss5 sro t'ss dad
who &c IN tin Lori. yersp1s who have keen
appreciation of the I8dIcrous viii ssrulv bs
abe % ksep tbeir faos straight Bgt vbethor
iu thst diTecsi0a ny words Do good or not. I
sn anxious ttsS al uho have oulT ordinary
equipment BE taE1kf1i for SHAT they have
sad nightly employ H. l thia& yuu al
have. SzuTatsveiy as ~eB IS literally,
4 snxrrs enough IN Dor f17z roT nre-
der1nz suparfiufties Staining ia sas
E rra<nrrr of ms fallen cSarst q ny t~rf Ard