The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1888-03-28

around ana snAklhg ner Dnstle, she
might put an ordinary hen into
spasms. Grcenville Herald.
WHO sTIFENETH THE BACKBONE.
If thy neighbor taketh a small
drink, thou shou DIST take two large
drinks to give thee necessary stiffness
in thy backbone and tongue, TO 20 to
him aud reprove him f,r the error of
his way; 90 to thy cellar and drinketh
quickly tina, thy ncighbor may never
know TINT thou dost indulge
Then, before tnCu wOrkest thy laws
about thy neighbours driuking; set thy
jaws in motion on cloves or kernels OF
coffee so others smelleth not thy
breath, or thou might some set wag-
ging tongue waggiug about thyself,
which would be messly mean In thine
eyes. Yea, verify thou shalt have thy
reward, fer the Dallas dealer will
speak of tnee as one who ordereth in
large quantities, and thou loveth him
because he giveth thee not away. Let
him whose foot this fitch put the
shoe thereon -Greenville Herald
AsQUARE BACKDOwN.
In answer to the demaud of The
WACO EXAMINER, TO "cOme to time"
and furnish the time, place and per-
son, when, where and to whom Sena-
tor Coke advocated the election of
Reagan to the senate, the Dispatch
has only to reiterate, that when Sena-
tor Coke or some authorized organ
or mouthpiece requests the lntorme-
ton, it will be forthcoming. AS the
Dispatch has had frequent occasion to
ri hn ~ al;
but, as likewise predicted before, the
senator will not chirp.-Dispatch.
WILL BE IN THE SENATE.
Because Col. Mills has announced
himself candidate for reelection to
the lower house OF congress, the par
tlsans of Coke have "lald the hatter-
ing JUNCTION to their souls' that he w IL
not be in the senatorial race. In this,
however, they are doomed to disap-
pointment. Mills will not oply be in
the race, but will bo the next senator.
-Signsl.
\ SENSIBLE REFORM.
The Sherm Ill Register tavors direct
taxation tor working the county roads
rs an Improvement upon "the fossil
plan 50 many days a year" In
other words our namesake prefers a
system th.t III ght accomplish some
good in the way of improving county
roads to the long prevailing policy of
how-not- -to-dO-it O-it.-Gainesvile Regis
ter.
THE FRAUD OF THE AGE.
The Waco Day now has railroad
map which it publishes each day. and
| while 1t is not scrupulou,ly correct,
we trust it is thoroughly satis-
factory to the Day, ana are will
ing to allow that it shows Waco to be
equa ly as great metrop Ills as it
rea ly is Dublin Telephone.
GOES INTO POETRY.
To Senator Richard Coke; You
have fallen in at the head of the
wrong column; soon yon'l repeat
with the poetess the despalring lines
'Hope tells tlattering tale,
Delusiye, vain and hollow,
All, let not hope prevail,
Lest disappointment follow.
-Mexia Ledger,
SPEAKS FOR THE CHURCH.
Joe Brown has hoodooed Georgia
so long that he thinks he has dead
| sinCh on the state. lie says 81 speak
to- oorgla," when the statistics show
that he only speaks tor hims, If and
his partners in the railroad -coa oal-mine.
convict business.-Tyler Courier.
| WACO SHOULD INITIATE.
The people of Jack county are get
ting up subscription to pay tor The
printing and distributor of 0,0O(
copies of the Jacksboro Sentinel
Half the money had been raised las
week.-Throckmorton Times.
WHISKY VS.. CLOTHING.
The Express says there is NJ
comparison between the Mills sn(
Randall bills. The L lpress Is correct
Mills would give us cheap clothing
Randall would give us cheap whisk y
Choose ye W Itch Anvil.
NOT BAD BUT UNCERTAIN.
How would this do! For Unite,
States senator, to succeed Hon. Rich
ard Coke, the man who does no
know where hc stands. Platform tn
twelfth plank.-Gaiuesville Register
WHEN Two. WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT
Free wool is all right. Free suga
Is all right, That is ii manufacture,
articles are placed on the same foot
ing Ii they are not, then it is al
wrong .--Democra Reporter.
WHO PAY TAXES.
Mortgaged farmers pay taxes on a
they owe. Bankers grow rich be
cause they pay no taxes and receiv
interest on hat they owe. Why thi
difference. Graham Leader.
LOOK OFT FOR THE DYNAMITE.
Coke's letter explaining why he op
posed all anti plank just after the ele,
tion, and why he favOrs it now. wi