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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

The Testimony. Thousands Of testimo-
malls substantiate the above statements in the
cure of all kinds of painful ailments.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

An Irish wake is generally characterized
by spree de cerpse
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

ONE need not be In the ring to have
large circle Of acquaintance. Detroit Free
Press. s9V
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

The differences between an advance agent
and a barber is said to be that one is sent
ahead and the other is head scenteE =
Boston Bate.iL
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

A MERE shadow-the detective-Pucs
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

Sold by Druggists and Dealers Everywhere
fhe Charles A. vogeler Co., BaltO., Md.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

HUERs Of neutrality-suspicious.; drawers
Of water-marine artists -Boston Courier.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

THERE is big difference between getung
ON well in life and getting well on In lie
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

WHEN q law suit il put off IL is by no
means always worn out --Nsp Hapsn Astcs.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

"HR gave me some pointers" said the
tramp of the farmer; "he jabbed me with
pitchfork. -DrUt.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

The axiom that "heat expands and cold
contracts" does not apply to coal dealers
hills
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

WHEN photographer goes to sea he
doesn't feel at home anywhere but in the
focus-tle.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
ELY'S
CREAMBALM

Isgfsrei from ca
tarrh ~ years. The
droppinss into TIE
nroat ,psre aduseat-
ing. Ny nose bed al
most dolly. Sizosn s
first day use Of Hy's
Cream Bdf5, hdrs
had no Nesdiss,hs
soreaess is eatireiu
eoa<. D. @. Dzid-
soa, sIth hs Boston
Budget
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

WORKING with a VILLA lawyer. Work
Ing with patients-A doctor. -Critie
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

A YOUNG man who intended to press his
suit first went and had his suit pressed
Puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
Great Little Men.

IT is the shop pie that often furnishes the
piece that passeth understanding. Ala
California
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
aUntoId Agony from Catarrh..

Prof. W. HAusNER, the famous mesmerist,
Of Ithaca, N. Y, writes: "Some ten years ago
I suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
catarrh. My family physician gave me up as
ipcurable, and said must die. My case was
such bad one, that. every day, towards sun:
set, my voice would become 80 hoarse l could
barely speak above whisper. In the morning
almost strangle me. by the use of DR.. Sage'e
Catarrh Remedy, in three months, was well
man, and the cure has been permanent"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

snow is the time" said the tramp, as he
let the cover of the bin down over him for
the night seo lay in coal PUCK.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

DON'T run against a chimney sweeper;
he's liable to bring SCOT against you -LoNeu
CittzeA
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

AMONG travelling statesmen order is Heav
ems first law.-Lits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

AN irish wake Is usually characterized BY
Aspree de corpse, says the Washington Critic.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

CAPITAL letters-letters of edit-Puek
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

OPPORTUNITIES are like vacant lots They
must be improved to be profitable.-M O.
picdyHne
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

THE bored of trade-The clerks behind
the counters -Loscel Citizen
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
IS YEARS AGO.

For IS years I have intended writing you.
got my back hurt when about 10 years
old. When about 20 1 took severe cold in
my back, so that for 10 or - years suffered
death twice over, after almost giving up l
was induced to try MerrelPs Penetrating
Oil: Ny wife applied it to my back freely
years have passed and my back still re-
mains good. l have recommended Mer-
rell's Penetrating Oil to all like sufferers
since. As long as l live / cannot say
enough for 1t. FELIX MILLER,
To Merchant, Hico, Ark.
J. 8. MERRELL DRUG Co., st. Louis, No..
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

BooTBLAoKs must have originated on tn
Plain of Shinar
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

WIEN the baker makes his morning
gcunds the roll call is in order-Boston
Batletia
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

hy aspree de corpse.
CAPITAL letters-letters of credit. Puck
The axiom that "heat expands and cold
contracts" does not apply to coal DEALERS
bills
WHEN a photographer goes to sea he
doesn't feel at home anywhere but in the
focus-tle.
AMONG travelling statesmen order is Heav-
ems first law-Lits.
BooTBLAoKs must have originated on the
Plain of Shinar.
A DIME novel is of course in-ten-cents-
alton.
An elopement is apt to be miss ad-
vensure Duluth ParegraDhsr.
WIEN the baker makes his morning
sounds the roll call is in order-Boston
Bsstlstia.
OPPORTUNITIES are like vacant lots They
must be improved to be protitable-M o.
Picayane.
THE bored of trade-The clerks behind
the counters -Lo,ceu Citizen.
e
| DON'T run against a chimney sweeper;
he's liable to bring SCOT against you-LoNeu
| CittzeA
The differences between an advance agent
and barber is said to be that one is sent
ahead and the other is a head scenter-
Boston Bulletin.
SNow is the time, said the tramp, as he
let the cover of the bin down over him for
the night s5o lay in coal Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

An elopement is apt to be q miss ad
vons ure -DulHth Paragrapher.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

A DIME novel is Of course in-ten-cents
alton.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

The virus of rheumatism often remains
in the system through life, when it does
not cut the thread of existence suddenly.
US ii is always liable to do by attacking
the heart. Ere the grip of this tenacious
disease tightens. it should be unloosed by
that beneficient liberator from disease !;
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which will
free the sufferer at the outset from sub
sequent pain and danger. No purer or
more agreeable blood depurcnt exists, as
multitudes of the rheumatic and neural
gic have ascertained by certified experts
ence. II is through the medium OF reg
ular action of the kidneys and bladder
that an outlet is offered for the escape
of impurities which beget not only rheu>
matte, but gouty ailments, and dropsical
effusions. TO these organs the Bltters
gives an impulse. never verging on the
bounds of irritation. but sufficiently vig>
orous to cause them and the howles to
perform their functions with clock"like
precision Use it also for dyspepsia, bill
iousness, fever and ague and debility.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

If you desire to attend any of the fol
lowing important meetings, avail your
selves of the splendid train service and
low rates of fare offered by the "Burling-
ton Route" c., B. 81 @. Il. X. Tickets
will be sold at one fare for the round
trip, from any station on the line. as fol-
lows: June 16 to 10, 1854 from Iowa
points, June IS Dat in no case June IA or
80 for the National Republican cOnyen-
ton at Chicago, opening June 10; good
to return until June %, inclusive. June
II to IA (and from points within 200 miles
of st. Louis on the morning of the 10Th
for the North American S9ngerbnnd Bi.
ennial Festival, to be held at st. Louis,
June 13 to IS; good to return until June
10, inclusive. June 8 to II, for the bien.
nial session of the Supreme Lodge of
knights of Pythias, to be held st Cincln
natl, June 12 to 16; good for going pas
sage until June IL and for return passage
until June 10, inclusive. June IA to July
10 inclusive for the National Educational
association meeting at San Francisco;
good for going passage until July 1S,
and with final limit for return passage
ninety days from day of sale. For tickets
general or further information regarding
the above, apply to any ticket agent of
Its lines; or address Paul Morton, general
passenger and ticket agent, c., b. q @.
r. R Chicago, H. ...H
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
SHERIFFS SALE.

Byvirtue Of an alias execution and fee bill No.
GfS9 iseued out of the clerk office of the circuit
court of Rock Island county, and state of Illinois
and to me directed whereby | am commanded
to make the amonnt OF certain judgment re-
Gently obtained against Frank Hamerly, and
in favor OF Jacob Hamerly, out of the lands,
tenements, goods and ehattels OF the said defend
aut, Frank Hamerly, | have levied upon the
following property, to-wit
The one equel undivided one ninth d-9) of lot
seven %, block two ~, in sinuett's addition to
the city Of Rock Island as the property of Frank
Hamerly. all in the city of Rock Island county Of
Rock Island and state Of Illinois
Therefore, according to said command I shall
expose for sale at public auction all The right, title
and interest of the above named Frank Ham
erly, in and to the above described property,
on Monday, the 9th day Of Jnly, 1855 at 2
O'Clock p. m, at the north door Of the court
house in the city Of Rock Island, in the county Of
Rock Island aud state of Illinois, for cash in hand,
TO satisfy said execution and lee bid.
Dated at Rock Island, this 18th dav Of June
A. D.. 1888 T. $. SILVIS.
Sheriff Of Rock Island county, Illinois.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

A story has lately been told that illus
trates A. II. Stewards noted economic spirit
He had given dinner and theatre party,
and instead of taking his guests to the the
atre in carriages, as they had expected, he
hailed stage and dernocratically hustled
them all into it. Judge and Mrs Hilton were
of the party. While paying the fares Mr..
Stewart dropped piece OF money, and dur
ing almost the entire trip kept turning up
the straw In che bottom of the stage In
search OF it. Judge Hilton, who was sitting
near him, took from his pocket nickel, and.
passing 1t to the millionaire, said: For
heavens sake MIR Stewart, put this in your
pocket. and don't kick up any more dust
with that straw New York Sun
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
MAY GOD BLESS YOU"
A Boston Paper Hangers Trouble and
How he Got Out of It-Plain
Words from the Sunny Snnth

When we are in trouble we cry for help. When
we are relieved often forget 10 be thankful.
Bnt not always. Mr. W. W. Griihn of Trout creek,
81 Clair Co.. Ala, writes: u had n bad attack of
Chis and fever my system was full of ma aria.
For two years WIS = arccly able 10 work at all
Some tin rs my heart would palpit ate for two
hours at a time; my legs would get cold to the
knees, rnd fully expected ia di'. lnseptemher,
1881, | bought bottle of shaker Extract Of Roots
or Stigei's Curative Syrup of your agent, NJ.
Kin and before had taken the tilst bottle Il
better, and III short time was able 10 to work.
May God bless yuu Tor The good Yon have done"
Mir. WIN. j MCthnn, % Randall street, Boston,
writes: xix mon hs ago began to thto" up my
food after eating. I thought was going into con
sumption, / soon began 10 have pam IN the chest
stomach and SIDES. got little sleep ana woke all
tired ont. | once lost five pounds IN four days.
began using Shaker Extract of Roots, or Seigel's !
syrup, and when had finished the sixth bottle |
could eat three square meals day, and 60 to
sleep the minute struck the bed am a paper
hanger by trade, and have worked every day since
l took The second bottle, and gained eighteen
pounds ! ought TO be thankful and am"
This remedy opens all the natn al passages Of
the body, eXpels the poison FROM the blood aud
abes nature 10 rebuild what disease has de-
stToyed.
Shsk. Extract of Roots. or Seigel's Syrup, is
sold by all druggists send TO the proprietor, A.
}. White, 81 Warren street, New York, !
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
HoW's Your Llverf

The old lady who replied, when asked
how her liver was. God bless me, | new
er heard that there was such II thing in
the house, was noted for her amlahility
Prometheus, when chained to II rock.
might as well have pretended to be hap~
DIV, as the man who is chained to dis
eased liver. For poor Prometheus there
was no escape, but by the use of DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. the
disagreeable feelings, irritable temper,
constipation, indigestion, dizziness and
sick headache, which ARE caused by a
diseased liver promptly disappear.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

Nearly all diseases originate from in
action of the liver. and this is especially
the case with chills and fever, intermit-
tent fevers and malarial diseases. To
save doctors bills and ward disease, take
Simmons Liver regulator, medicine
that increases in popularity each year,
and has become the most popular and
best endorsed medicine in the market for
the cure of liver or bowel diseases
TELEGRAPH. Dubuque. Iowa.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
In a Safe Christian Home,

where they will be surrounded by good lnnuences
while they receive the instruction and discipline
of experienced teachers.
Reference Is also made by permission to the ed
tor Of this paper and past ani present patrons OF
the school in nearly every city in the west. Tes-
timouials are given in the Annual Register
copy Of which will be sent oa application to
REV, G. W. LEFFINGwELL, DID, Rector,
Knoxville, Knox county, III.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

A triumph in electric lighting was
achieved recently in Vienna, when, dur
ing performance at the opera, more
than 0,000 l7-candle power lamps were
burning for more than four hours with
out flicker from first TO last.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

In delicate health, and all who suffer
from habilual constipation, will find the
pleasant California liquid fruit remedy,
syrup of figs, more easily taken and more
beneficial in effect than any other reme-
dy. 1t acts promptly yet gently on the
bowels, kidneys, liver and stomach, and
does not sicken or debilitate. Hartz "
agents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla regu
Iates the regulator. Largest sarsapariiia
bottle in the market. Manufactured by
proprietors of Warmers Safe Cure. Sold
by all druggists. Take no other-t Is
the best.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

An Alaska Indian sentenced to prison
fer ninety-nine years for murder wants 10
know II the government is going to Keep
him alive long enough to serve the Whole
term
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
School ELECTION NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that on Tuesday; me
a5th day of June 1888 an election will be he'll at
the Widewake Hose House in Court House square
in the city of Rock Island for one member OF the
Board of Education. which election viii De open
ed al o 'clock in the morning and continue open
until O'Clock in the afternoon Of that day:
V. NJ. BLANDlNG, Mayor.
Dated June lG 1888.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

A heavy rainfall has visited Colorado
this season. extending throughout the
state, and the region formerly known as
the great American desert is blooming
like garden,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
Perfect Ventilation and
Drainage.

Itis believed that St. Marys is unsurpassed IN
its refining Influences in the high standing OF MS
pupils and patrons, in the beauty and comfort OF
OF its Instruction. in the spirit of order and INDUS
try that pervades it. St Mary's scheol Is recon-
mended to parents who wish 10 place their daugh-
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
fully l DIV
Health is Wealth !

DIR. E. C. Vests Nerve and Brain treatm ent a
guaranteed specific for hysteria, dizziness, con
vulsions, fits, nervous neuralgia, healache, ner-
yous proatration caused by the use OF alcohol or
tobacco, wakefnlness. mental depression, soften
ing Of the brain resulting in insanity and leading
to misery, decay and death, premature old age,
barrenness, loss of power in either sex, invoun
tary losses and spermatorrhoea caused by over
eXertion of the brain, self abuse over indul
gence. Each box contains one months treatment.
81 box, OF SIX boxes for 80, sent by mail prepaid
M racai ut nf
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

The weighing machines in hotels and
other public places in Philadelphia are
SAID to average net profit of $50 to SEQ
a month.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

Boxing and slugging are booked to hes
come dead letter in Pittsburg. At
least the authorities express their inten-
ton of dealing out such fate.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

A fve>foot alligator was captured in
Central park, New York. by two police-
man the other day. 1t had escaped from
the menagerie.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
On the First and Second Floors

The building is Of brick: heated by four large
boilers; lighted by gas; interior finished IN natur-
al wood; furnIture new and elegant water sup
ply unlimited; bath rooms on ,yery floor: the best
ekfil and material have been employed in securing
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

In the German reichstag there are 33e
smokers and 80 non. smokers.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
WE GUARANTEE Six RnxE

To cure any case. With each order received b,
us for six boxes, accompanied with S., we viii
send the purchaser our written guarantee to re-
fund the money If the treatment does not affect
cure. Guarantees issued only by Marshall 4
Fisher, Harper house drug store, sole agents
Rock Island Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
Drunkenness



1t caa be given In cup Of coffee or tea without
the knowledge of the person taking IT.: 1t 10 absO-
Iutely harmless. and Will eiToct u permanent and
speedy cure, whether the patient is a moderate
drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of
drunkards have been made temperate men who
have taken Golden Specific In their coffee with
ont their knowledge and to-day believe they quit
drinking OF their own free will. 1T NEVER
FAIL The system oncs impregn sted with the
specific, 1t becomes utter impOssibi for the
liquor appetite to exist. For sale by T. n. Thomas
and Marshall 8 Fisher, Druggists, Rock Island
Ills. feb21iwIv
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
Loss Of Appetite,
Sick Headache,
Bad Breath, Etc.

The trt atment of CONSTIPATION does not consist
merely in unloading the bowels The medicine
mnst not only act purgativc, but be tonic as
well. and not produce after its use greater coz
tiyeness To secure regular habit OF body with
ont changing the diet or disorganzing the sys-
tenn
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18
CONSTIPATION

rs called the FEATHER OF Diseases" because
There IL no medium through which disease go
often attacks the system as by the absorption OF
poisonous gases in the retention OF dec yea anu
efIete matter in the stomach and bowes II Is
excreted from the blood To produce Nature'- own
cath artic and is generally accompanied with snch
rpan1ta "a
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-06-18

The Princess of Wales and her asso'
ciates are setting the fashion of wearing
as much jewelry as possible,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1888-12-07
How to Efface Tattoo Marks.

Europeans who have been foolish
enough, either in youtAsor age, to tat.
too themselves like Fl Islanders, Pata-
gonians, or any other race of pictur-
esque savages, may be interested to hear
that DR.. Variot, of Paris, has discovered
a simple but effective method of remov-
ing red or blue pictorial devices from
the human skin. Mr.. Variot has EN-.
bodied the results of his experiments in
an elaborate treatise on tattooing in an
cient and modern times, which has been
sent to the Paris Biological Society.
Further, the doctor has experimental
on prisoners in the Central Inirmary, to
which he is attached, and on hospital
patients, all of whom have, of course,
offered themselves voluntarily for the
operations. Mr.. Nariot has also tested
the efficaciousness of his method in re-
moving black or brown beauty-spots or
moles from the skin of animals, and has
found it eminently successful His mo-
dus operandi is to prick the marks or
spots with needles until the blood flows,
then to inject tannin, and finally to eau
terize with nitrate of silver. Very little
inconvenience is felt by the person
operated upon, unless of course, the
marks extend over large surface The
wounds caused by the pricking and eau
terization become black for q time, then
turn red, and after month or so the
parts which have been treated are almost
indistinguishabl from the adjoining
flesh. .--L0nd0n IelegrGph.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1888-12-07
SUBJECT To MANY INSULTS.
ARRIVAL OF THE CREW OF THE
HAYTIAN REPUBLIC.
Harsh Treatment by the Guard of
Soldiers Put on Their Vessel-In-
dIgnities Offered the Wife of Capt.
COmDfon
Compton.

A dispatch from New York says: The
steamer Prins Frederick Hendrick, which
arrived here from Port-au-P Prince had as pas
sengers "a of the officers and crew of the
steamer Haytian Republic, which was re
Gently seized by the government of Hayti
These men complain bitterly of the unnec es
sarily harsh treatment they received from
the guard of 20 black soldiers who were put
on board the Haytian Republic after her
capture by the Haytian gunboat Dessalines.
The blacks, the American sailors
say, behaved like lot of savsges, and
many of the steamers crew bear marks
of bayonets on their persons for not
having obeyed some slight order quick
enough. The wife of Capt Compton and
her niece, who were on board the Haytian
Republic, were not free from the insults of
the Haytian soldiers, and were subject to
many in Iignities during the seven days they
were compelled to remain on the vessel.
Complaint is also made that officers of the
U. S. cruiser Boston, which arrived in the
harbor during the captivity of the Haytian
Republic, treated the crews appeals for as
sistance with Indifference and even refused
to aid them in making comfortable one of
their number who was suffering from
slight attack of yellow fever Capt. Comp
ton remained at Port au- Prince TO look after
his vessel until some disposition is made Of
her,