Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1888-05-25
A RAcY BOOK.
eefntillntins with Sarcasm and Militia,
~ Truth;

S"si"tinS WIN ryNISush unu h'iiuun
Ne,o York letter.
Chap. !. HAS Malarin;n goes to Florida
Chap LII. "Has Rheumatism;" goes t,
Ems.
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
have read n deal Of sarcasm in my day
hut never read anything equal to tho sar
book, written by some anonymous l sus
pect tho experience portrayed is n pcrJona
one; the author intimates rs much on Pug,
81. Let me give you synopsis:
f.Malaria," a5 it states, "is the cloak wifi
which superficial physicians cover up mul
titude OF Ill feelings which they do not under
stand, and do not much care to investigate
II IS also cover for such diseases ms they
cannot cure. When they advise their patient
70 travel or that no has overworked and need:
rest and Is probably suffering from malaria
It is n confession OF ignorance or OF inabil.
ity;mn
.'Thc patient goes abroad. Tho change I.
a tonic and for time he feels better Comes
homo. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches
severe colds, cramps, slcepessness, irrita
bility, tired feelings, and general unfitnesl
for business are succeeded in duo time by
alarming attacks OF rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human feel.
ingS
in his joints. 1nflammatory, myi how he
fears it will fly to his hearth
'Now of he goes to tho springs. The doc
tor sends him there, OF course, to get we'll at
the Same time he does not really want him to
die on his hnndsi
That would hurt his busnessl
Better for few days. Returns Aftor q
whilo neuralgia transiiXcs him. He blonts;
cannot breathe: hls pneumonia; cannot wall,
cannot sleep on his left side: il frctfuI; very
nervous and irritable; is raie and flabby; has
frequent chills and fevers: everything about
him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious:
musters up courage and demands to know
what is killing himl
Great heavens" ho cries, "why have you
kept mo so long in ignorancef
because, said the doctor. -" read your
fate five years ago. l thought best to KEEP
you ignorant of the facts"
He disin Uses his doctor, but too latoi Hi.
fortune has all gone in fees.
but him, what becomes OF him
Tho other day n well known Wall Street
banker said to me: at is really astonishing
how prevalent btight's disease is becoming
Two OF my personal friends nre now diving OF
IL But 1t is not incurable, | am certain,
Tor my nephew WINS recently cured when his
physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be a wonderful one
This gentleman formerly represented his gov
eminent IN fore gu country. lIc knows,
appreciates and declares the valuo OF that
preparation, because his nephew, who is son
OF Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, WINS pro.
nounced incurable when the remedy, War.
ner's Safe Cure, WINS begun. Yes" said his
father, VI was very skeptical, but since talk
ing that remedy the boy is we'll"
happen TO know what it was that cured
the boy, for Gcnl. Christensen, OF Drexel,
Morgan & Co. s., told NO that it was that
wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure
We'll, suspect tho hero OF the book cured
himself by tho same means
cannot close my notice better than by
quoting tho authors advice:
IL, my friend, you have such MS expert
ence rs have portrayed, do not put your
N fpsn
semedical agencies. They have no monop-
oily over disease and | personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
91tients should go 10 Heaven direct from
seir powcrless hands than that they should
De saved to earth by tho use OF any Gun.
authorized means"