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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Against Canadian Cattle.

WASHINGTON, July 2.-Information
having been received at the treasury
department of the existance of conta-
gious disease among neat cattle in the
nelghborhood of Tara. Ontario, Assist
ant Secretary Maynard has instructed
the collectors of customs at Buffalo and
Suspension Bridge TO refuse entry and
importation of cattle from that district,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
THE MANITOBA ROAD.
Mr.. Ives. Assistant General Man
ager Of the Manitoba, Back in
His Old Place,

ager Of the Manitoba, Back in
His Old Place.
Several weeks ago Mr.. Ives, assistant
manager of the road, sent in his resig-
nation, and it was apparently accepted.
Soon after it was given out that the
office had been abolished. Yesterday,
to the surprise of many, he was found
at his old place in the Manitoba head
quarters at work. On being questioned
in regard to the matter he stated that he
had withdrawn his resignation and had
simply resumed his old position.
MIR. MANvEL'S RESIGNATION.
The report was general that Mr.. Man.
vel had withdrawn his resignation, and
that everything at headquarters had
been restored to its former condition of
harmony, and that peace reigned once
again all around.
MIR. WHITNEY.
Mr.. Whitney, the successor of Mr..
Warren as general passenger agent,
was in his position, and handling the
business of the Office as though he had
been there all his life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
A Train Wrecked by Horses.

VALPARAISO. Ind, July "A serious
accident occurred ON the Chicago 81
Grand Trunk railroad near here yester-
day morning, resulting in the wrecking
or an engine and ten freight cars and
the killing of Steven Buel, brakeman,
of SCOTS, Mich, and the manning of a
fireman. The accident was caused by
the freight engine striking some horses
on the track, three of which were
killed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Fraud of the First Water.

Special Cable to the Globe
LONDON, July Mrs. Gordon Baillie
has been arrested on charge of COM
hitting fraud under false pretenses.
Mrs. Gordon Baillie" is the alias of a
shrewd woman who has for some time
imposed upon the authorities and phi
lanthropists of England and Scotland
as one very much interested in the con-
dition of the Scotch crofters. She pre-
tended to have secured for them great
advantages in Australia. and by means
of plan for their immigration she has
obtained large sums of money.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
I GARDNER is INDICATED.

The Ex-Inspector of Customs adj
Judged Guiltless of Smuggling
Opium.
PORTLAND, Ore, July 2.-The YER
dict in the case of the United States
against ex-Chief Customs Inspector
Irwin A. Gardner, charged with snug
Cling opium, which was sealed, was
opened this morning in court at Tacoma.
ItacQuitted defendant on both counts.
The verdict was not a surprise. A good
otherwise. as the evidence was as' wholly
circumstantial, and though there was
testimony as to talk of smuggled opium
by the defendant, no smuggled opium
was actually proven to have been in
four mysterious trunks. o.. S. Marshal
Hamilton states that he has learned
since the trial that the trunks were
opened on the way from Port Townsend
to serve as evidence in the trial here.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Preached His Last.
Special to the Globe.

Special TO the GIobe.
OwAToNNA, Mimi, July 2.-Rev. R.
E. Anderson, pastor of the Presbyterian
church, preached his farewell sermon
yesterday. The p. G. Hanford Oil
company, of Chicago, is erecting large
warehouse On the Northwestern rail
road. Seefield & Ross, of st. Charles,
have erected large warehouse on the
site of the old elevator of the Winona
Mill company.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Bond Offerings and Acceptance

Bond Offerings and acceptance.
WASHINGTON, July 2.-The bond Of
ferings to-day aggregated s159,1OO. in
lots as follows: Four per cents, regis
tered, $4,000 OF 12711; $4,000 at 12714;
$500 at 127; $500 at 127, ex July interest;
81, 800 at 1885; Sc, 100 at 127 ,ex interest;
AZ per cent, registered, S25, 900 at 1919;
$500 at 1915. The secretary of the treas
ury this afternoon accepted the follow
registered as. $4,000 at 127; registered
AZ, $500 at 1919. Total, $500.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Saneuine of Success.
Special to the Globe.

SptCIdI % UIUU6.
WASHINGTON, July 2.-"These tele-
grams" said Judge Macdonald, exhib-
iting about dozen, "are from gentle
men in every county in my district con-
graduating me upon the work of the
work of the convention at Red Wing,
which practically reelected me to con-
greSS."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
High Tax William.

Mankato Free Press.
W. r. Merriam is content to stand upon the
Republican platform. His record in favor of
high license is acceptable, and he accepts the
Republican national tariff plank as express
ing that which in the opinion of the party is
best for the interests of the entire country.
He thinks that what is for the national good
is for MlnneSota's good.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

The taxation of Injuries presents
no features of hardship, but the
necessaries OF life, used and con-
sumed by ali the people, should be
greatly cheapened. - Cleyeiand's
NfasSnrn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Drowned While Bathing.

ASHLAND, Wis, July 2.-Jesse Hull,
his son, aged seven years, and Frank S.
Smart, of Bayfield,, were drowned while
bathing in a small lake near Eagle
River, on the Lake Shore, yesterday
afternoon,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
STATE PRESS.
So Very Sad.

L1tchheId REVIEW.
1t would be funny were it not so sad to see
the greatest newspaper of the Northwest
the Pioneer Press-revising what it has said
in past years against protective tariff. The
Pioneer Press has given its readers some able
instruction upon this subject, but it now
zealously advocates the protective principle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
The Erie Goes One Better.

SptCIdI 10 tnt GIODe.
CHICAGO, July AL Eastern roads
dropped the rate on dressed beef to-day
to all seaboard points from 3O15c to 261sc,
and tonight the Erie announced its in
tention OF reducing the rate tomorrow
to % cents. Rates on agricultural i'm
PIGMENTS were reduced cents, and
live stock rates 2 to 1415 cents. Cheese
was cut 10 to 40 cents. Rates are all
sea, and within certain limits shippers
can get what ever they ask for.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Saved by a stomach Pump.

Special to the GLOBE.
EAU CLAIRE, Wis, July DIR. The
odore Peterson rose about o'clock this
morning, and intending to take NOR
phine for rheumatism, swallowed
heavy dose of atrophine. A stomach
DumD saved him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
ZaChar Is Dying.

RACINE, Wis. July 2.-John Zachar,
the young farmer who has lived forty
four days without food, is dying. Up to
to-day Zachar has continued at work.
This morning, however, he was at
tackled with cramps, and is now very
low.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Evictions Follow Agitation.

DUBLIN, July 2.-Eviction notices
have been served on thirty tenants on
the Vandeleur estate, in County Clare.
The police and military, armed with
battering ram, will assist the eyictors if
necessary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

short time he would be an open cam
paigner for Scheffer. Mr.. Clopp is to
speak at Elbow Lake on the Fourth of
July, and may take occasion then to de-
clare his new faith.
~
Albert Scheffer goes to Mankato for
the Fourth. Mr.. Merriam will probably
remain rem in st. Paul and keep his eyes on
Gov. McGill. Political oratory will pre-
dominate in the county celebrations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Remembered His Relation.

BERLIN, July 2.-Prince Henry, the
emperor's brother, becomes COM
mander-in-chief of the navy. Admiral
Monts, who commanded the Inflated
ironclad Grosser Kurfurst, will probably
be made chief of the naval department.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Sees a Split.
Duluth Herald.

Duluth Herald.
Darwin S. Hall, state senator from Renville
county, has been nominated by the Republi-
cans for congress in the Third district. 1t is
predicted by many that his nomination has
split the party, and that reelection of Mac
donald is assured
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
! yr in advances 90 5 m. in adyenceS2 90
N. in advance 4 90 6 weeks in adv. l 90
One month. zoe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Hardware Works in Ashes.

Special TO the GLOBE.
READING, Pa, July 2.-The Reading
Hardware works, located along the
Schuylkill river, in this city, were to-
tally destroyed by fire tonight, entail
ing loss of over quarter of million
of dollars. By midnight the entire
structure was in ruins. About $50 men
are thrown out of employment. The
works will be rebuilt at once.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

A MICHIGAN man is in trouble in Chi
cago because he has had twenty-three
wives. He should apply to the Chicago
divorce courts to protect him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
BLAINE WILL SPEAK.

1t is semi-officially announced that
Mr.. BLAINE will take the stump in the
Forthcoming campaign, and will speak
in behalf of the Republican nominees.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
RATE CUTTING.
The Burlington s. Northern Make
Another Cut in Rates From the
East

Another Cut in Rates From the
East.
The Burlington & Northern again
stepped into the ring yesterday and
made another slash in rates. 1t was
supposed that the old rates from New
York and Boston were as low as the
roads could stand, but the Burlington
seems to think that they have not
reached bed rock yet. The following
are the old and new rates:
Old rates-6O, so, 40, 30, 20.
New rateS-50, A, 81, 2S, %.
These rates by the Union Dispatch
took effect yesterday, and will have the
effect of causing people to open their
eyes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

TaIWEEKLY-Daily - Monday. Wednesday
and Friday.)
] yrin advance 81 90 mos. in adv 50 90
months, in advance. 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
The Primate Preached.

LONDON, July 2.-The American
bishops now in London attended spe
cial service at Westminster abbey to-
day. The archbishop of Canterbury
preached.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Puttkamer's Successor.

BERLIN, July 2.-Herr Herrfurth,
under secretary of state, will succeed
Herr Puttkamer as Prussian minister of
the interior.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

SOME Republicans are threatening to
lynch an Indiana Chinaman who illu-
minated his shop in honor of HARRI-
SON. This is not very polite way to
treat a fellow-believer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

THERE was no waving of the bloody
shirt at the Gettysburg reunion, as
Messrs. SHERMAN, FAIRCHn.D, and
FORAKER have probably noticed with
disgust.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

PEOPLE intending to thoroughly cele-
brate the Fourth would do well to con-
suit life insurance agent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

Mr.. FULLER will be chief justice in
spite of the churlishness of the senate
judiciary committee. All of the Repub-
ican senators are not built on such
narrOW-gauge plan
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

The bandana is Il danger signal
to railroads that rob and trusts
that steal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

II COST the people of Chicago $1,000
to entertain the members of the Repub-
lican national committee, and but one
of the gentlemen was from Kentucky.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

New YORK will tackle the sugar
trust. News of the city's complete
annihilarion will be awaited with in
terest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

THE veterans have been having a
much pleasanter time at Gettysburg
than they had on another memorable
occasion when they were all assembled
there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

If WE are to have another cable line
at all, why not rush the work and have
it at the earliest possible date?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

ATTORNEY DAN LAwLER is a living
REPUTATION of the adage that federal
officials never resign. He has taken a
sure road to distinction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
] yrin advanceSl0 90 mos. in adv. So so
6m.in advance B 90 5 weeks in adv. l 90
One month Soc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

THE coal barons have advanced the
price of coal. but somehow this an
nouncement is not likely to create
the Indignation it will when recalled
later on.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

The extension of the civil service
rules ought to inure very much to the
benefit of the summer schools.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

THE senate judiciary committee
should receive the thanks of the Demo-
Gratis. They have made good many
Democratic votes by their action regard
ing Mr.. FULLER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

RED Rock will see SAM JONES no
more, and yet it is quite probable that
Red Rock will survive.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Threatened With Assassination.

BERLIN, July 2.-The Emperor Will
lam receives almost daily letters con-
tanning threats against his life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

IT Is understood that Mr.. BLAINE
will not celebrate very hilariously this
year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

ABOUT this time the patriotic and
noise-loving small boy looms up in fore
boding proportions.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

. SUNDAY ALONE.
Il 2sin advance 81 90 3 mos in adv. soc
. m. in advance 1 90 1 mo. in adv zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

RJ9svped communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE, st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Treasurer off the Northern Pacific.

The treasurer of the Northern Pacific
at New York has issued circular stat
ing that g. A. Clark has been appointed
by the board of directors cashier of the
company, with office at st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Getting Even With the Britishers.

UeCCinS Even With the BritiShers.
Special to the Globe.
JACKSONVILLE, Fla, July 2.-The
United States revenue cutter Boutwell,
has arrived at Key West, having in tow
the British schooner Admired, which
was captured off Foney Rocks light
while her crew were turtle fishing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
TO-DAY'S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, July 2, s p. m.-For Michi-
gan and Wisconsin: Cooler, fair weather,
except rain in upper Michigan and Northern
Wisconsin; southerly winds. For Mime
sofa and Dakota: Cooler; rain, followed by
fair weather; northwesterly winds. For
Iowa, Missouri, Kansas and Nebraska
Slightly cooler, fair weather; winds becom-
Ing northwesterly.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
ST. PAUL, July 2.-The following obser-
yations We're made at S:4S D. NJ local time; :
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
FEDERAL FINANCES.
What the Republic Owes and Has
to Pay With.

WASHINGTON, July, 2.-The follow
ing is recapitulation Of the debt state
ment issued to-day:
Interest Bearing Debt
Bonds at 412 per cent 222,2OI, O3o W
Bonds at per cent?. 714,177, 400 90
N9 per cent oet.in. ..'. ~. 1sso5o 90
per cent 100000 90
Der cent mt ~ e4,623,512 90
Principal 81 ,O15, 1861 90
interest 1924, POS 90
Total 81 ,o26, no, 217 90
Debt on Which Interest
Has Ceased Since Ma
PRINCIPAL .. S2,496,o95 90
Interest I6S,267 90
Total S2,664, 1862 90
Debt Bearing No Inter
Old demand and legal ten -
der notes. ............... S3ib,lSi,SZS W
Certificates of deposit. 14,415,OO0 90
Gold certificates. .......... lis, SSI,3lO w
Silver certificates. 49,. 2OU,oSI $40 w
Fractional currency, less
$3.50. 1874, estimated as
lost or destroyed. ....... 6,9Z2,o4o w
Principal. $500. S6ss.35O, 212 90
princinaI 81, 7O5, 800, 800 90
Interest. .... 11,792,473 90
Total . .-S1,717,7s4,7 1913 90
Less cash items available
for reduction of the debt S34S,9|9.6f2 w
Less reserve held for re-
demption of United
States notes. ............. 10O,OUo,OOO w
Total .. ... S44s, 979,672 90
Of 1ahf lah1
ca sh items s.. 26S. sO5, 121-OO
Net cash in the treasury. 1O3, 22O, AGA 20
Debt, less cash in he
treasury, July l, 1888. 81, 165, 5s4,656 90
1855. 1.1SO,O14, 159 90
t the month. .............e. s14.429,5O3 90
Decrease of debt since
June so. 1887 Sis, s44, $50 90
Cash in the Treasury
Available for reduction OF
the public debt:
Gold held for gold certifi-
Gates actually outstand-
silver held for silver GER
tificates actually out
standing MISUNDERSTANDING. ZoU,oS $3.50 OU
United States notes held
forcertiticateS of deposit
actually outstanding Ia, 415, 900 90
Cash held for matured
debt and interest unpaid. Ia, 2SS,56S 90
Fractional currency 49,. 1857 90
Totalavailable for reduc-
ton of the debt. ......... S34S, 979, gu 90
Reserve fund
Held for redemption of
United States notes, acts
of Jan. IA, 1875, and
July ~, 1882. ........... 100000 600 90
Unavailable for reduction
of the debt:
Fractional silver conn.,. S26,O51,741 90
Minor coin 112,035 90
Total. ............... S26,163,776 90
Certificates held as cash.. S5l 400, 176 90
Net cash balance on hand Jos, 220, 464 90
Total cash in the treasury
as shown by treasurer's
general account .. $500 S54 .OS7 90
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

The GLe9E Prs Room is Open Every
Night to ali Advertisers who desire to
Convince Themselves that the GLOBE has
the Largest Circulation of any Newspaper
Northwest of chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six Mo. Csc Three Mo. 35
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

WASHINGTON, July, 2.-The follow
ing is a recapitulation of the debt state
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
90

Total cash in the treasury
as shown by treasurer's
general account. ...... 5000, s54,Os
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03

Total. .............. 49,
Less cash items available
for reduction of the debt
Less reserve held for re-
demption of y United
States notes. .............
Total ............ .....
Total debt, less available
cash items =. ..........
Net cash in the treasury.
Debt, less cash in he
treasury, July 1, 1888. :.
Debt, less cash, June 1,
1883. ......
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-07-03
Totalavailable for reduc-
49,. - = H. I4l&

ton of the debt.
Reserve fund
Held for redemption of
United States notes, acts
of Jan. IA, 1873, and
July ~, 1882 ............
Unavailable for reduction
of the debt:
Fractional silver coin. %.
Minor coin. ........,......
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-01-07
A Remedy In Kidney Affection.

'hy kidneys we're SO affected | have
bssn compelled to get up as much a. ten
side, back and left shoulder. aud when
down could hardly rise. I was unable
to bend my body without great pain. l
tried Simmons Liver Regulator and NY
condition has improved so much that l
hardly eyer feel any of my old trouble. I"
W. JOHNSON, Express Agt. macon, Ga.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-01-07
CHICAGO GIRLS WAYS.
A. Editor TsarfulIy Appeals to Thorn Not
to Chew Toothpicks in Public.
From the CHICAGO Herald

An Editor TsarfuIIy Appeals to Thorn Not
to Chew Toothpicks in Public.
From the Chicago Herald.
The pretty girl will greatly obligs her
many admirers by drawing the line on
toothpicks. 1t is all right for her to b.
independent, and bod, and FREQ from the
trammels OF prejudice and prudery, and
all that. There is no objection to her
walking into crowded restaurant, all
alone, ordering up broilsd lobster and
pale ale for one, dereuring both with
vigor and despatch, aud theu walking to
the cashiers desk aud paying her bill
like . little man. That is all right. But
will she not be gracious enough to stop
there, and omit the toothpick? Surely,
she can get along without that morsel OF
wood rolling and splintering between her
pretty teeth az abe walks out to the
street
Let us Deg, implore, beseech the pretty
girl to respect masculine alteration of
her. Why should she destroy mans SEN
timent, kill his worshipfulness, puncture
his fondest delusion and let all the air
escape from it, with that cold, cruel
toothpick? The pretty girl must leave
man something to hang his heart on.
She lie welcome to his tailor, his starched
shirt front and cuffs, his studs aud sleeve
buttons, his hat and watch chain-every-
thing that he has, even to his waistcoat
and pantaloons-buG she must stop at
the toothpick. At the public toothpick
the pretty girl must pause and decide
which she shall choose-lovs of man or
mans toothpick Here is the Rubicon.
1t she crosses this, she will soon want a
cigar added to her pale ale; she will want
a cuspdore at h.r side wherever she sits.
And thsn-chaos
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-01-07

There's nothing like settling with our
out in this life.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-01-07
w. TNy We're All Ladies.

, NJ. GeStesI. how do you do to,
d.,9 It is an age since> have seen you
How is your daughter KaSleF-i haven
.a., her for a long time.'
.she,s unite well, thank you. she il
sne q",oe At Plush s. Silks store ;
indeed And your daughter manner
Oh, Mamie is forelady in the ne" to.
mato canning establishment
Tbadn't heard of that Is Lulu at
home now|
NO she has goue to Hartford as wait
ing lady to very wealthy ard hri'toora'
tic woman living there.
.oh ba, she? Then you hve emily
Lena at home, presume
.oh No. Lena has Just accepted stu
.t,on =. nurse lady in the amlly of
"''on 90 O.. hos an elegant pace
50 you are living alO"e'' ,o,,. ,o. :, .
M We have give up our ho's' for tt e
winter. and am now cook LADY at Mrs.
Blauk,, boarding house
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-01-07
THE TROUBLESOME TWINS.

There once were twins, two toddling things
Who looked like ole another,
And Just to tell which one was which
Was sometimes quite bother,
For wher you felt most sure OF one,
Helkely was the other.
Whether Ted was Tod, or Tod was Ted,
Sometimes caused apprehension,
And led to blunders and mistakes
Too numerous to mention,
Yet none were smart enough to find
positive prevention.
fitted, while playing in the barn,
Met with slight disaster,
They'd be sure in their alarm,
To clap on Tod the plaster:
They'd give Ted oil when Tod was sick,
And Ted got well no faster.
One of them died-they ne'er knew which,
And then came CONSERVATION;
How could they put upon the stone
A bald prevarication?
They simply carved on it It'd"
And closed the alteration.
Prank II. Staufer. in Sunshine.