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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-03-02

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ls33 22d Ct NV, Or. $50
1913 18th - NV. or. SIS
1901 llth IT. NV. ar. 80
lll0o y. H. ave. NV, Or. 80
Cor. 18th and Boy Sta.
III istS 81. NV. sr. &. 3
'i3lS7 O 81 NV. 7r......25
'l219 18th ct. s.w.. Sr. .25
649 b st. ne. 6r.. mi so
i 1sCI Sth st. n. ". ,6r.. 20. 20
1s43 18th Ut. n. W.. Or. 70
I l0n Y n. NV, Or. 1850
30 L St NV. Or. 10
'I2024 Bdy. st. NV. Or. =. 10
ALP 2lst ST. NV, Or. 10
1913 18th St nv, Or. 10
FFfCES. &c.
{ 0unton Build'R. rinsla
Vernon How. rms sac. 80
Store 624 ID st. n.w....l5
NcEuou nov. unl- ~. III -
l0untop Biz. RIM. d. 1880
stable rear 400 c ct. ,n.w..7
Cellar l54S NJ ST. n.w....5
on Of the property on NV
once for bulletin issued on
THOS. Z. wAGGAMAN
: CAPITOL 6T.-THREE-
2: 3 rooms; water and gus.
grounds. Price $50. Key
MIST
{. N. W. BRICK Dwell
pc :, at 42S.50: also 622 II
r. mod imps., at S55 rer
. 1t. NV. H1 ST.
: l45l \ ST., ENTIRELY
!, containing Is rooms and
It floor; fireplsces and every
& JORDAN, 1417 Est
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-03-02
LOCAL MENTION.


The Weather.
Indications for he 81 hours consnenciuo AZ u m.
caroI,ua nssn 90 fresS sastsrig MSd except
brisk on the coast, warmer, threatening weather,
with rain
FIoUE RErlnEp At WHOLESALE PRIcEs-w. J.
Morton Co, representing Chester 6 Wilson, mer-
chant miliers, Buffalo, n. T., introduce their nour
20 consumers direct at very low prices saving you
the middlelnans profit Of over 81 per barrel.
500 Barrels Made Daily.
BOL X x psSsi
Very BesttPure MINI Pat $50 1.4s 74c. tsS
special (Fancy MINI. Pat.) $50 Las 74c. ISsD
Bun soRS S1.f Hs scer SToses s M s s5s
Delivered free and satisfaction guaranteed, or
money refunded We solicit trial order BY mall,
or call at warehouse and ONCE, 206 10th street
street wing, Bstreet side. and % o street Market
CHEW -Rosenfeld's Gem" Tobacco.
Williams Co, auctioneers, VIII make closing sale
OF paintings this evening at their salesroom, cor
ner 10th and Pennsylvania avenue.
HuYLKRs COCOA, for breakfast and supper.
Vanilla and family chocolate: pure, beautiful.
SON
HIDDEN LIeHT-The scriptures say: ado not
hide your light under a buSheL" II that light Is
the futtsrfng will-O-the-Wisp OF approaching In
oats which In concentrated form is found In every
bottle OF scotch oats Essence, and which cures
every form o; brain and nerve disease.
H. JACOB, JuIcY CRooUErTEs, 81 per dozen.
OUR LINE OF scARFs, fourth Hands, windsors,
&C., Il now complete; prices from 25c. up.
FRANC, Strictly one Price Halter and Furnisher,
cor. 9TH and ID.
NEW SPRING-STYLE HATs--N0w opening some
new shapes and colOrs in gentlemen's derbys: also
the spring-ssyle silk hat, at r Z. Lewis & sons
14g1 New YORK avenue; branch, go It'll st. NV.
also, nice line new-style neckwear.
CoIBURNs PHILADELPHIA MUSTARD.
The king OF condiments The finest made. For
sale BY gTocers.
THE KITCHEN" SIT 14th st. NV, conducted by
Miss Fanny Ohphant, formerly OF Woman's Ex-
change. Homemade Cake, Bread. Preserves, Jel-
SPRING SrYLEs-Men's Felt Derbys, 81 so Sc and
$50 Extra value. A. 4. Lewis, ASS 7Ih ST.
UNTIL APRIL We will make discount OF 10
per cent On all purchases made from us for cash
on or before delivery. Furniture, Carpets Up
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-03-02
FOR RENT--HOUSES.

EOR RENT-A GENTLEMAN LEAVING THE
city for two or three months offors his residence
vita sable for rent for that period HOUSE is cNM
N1SHED ard fronts on PROMINENT CIRCLE
sking II most desirable for the srinx moutha HILL
b JOHNSTON. s38 18th st. NV. mho-ss
EJR RENT-74 NV twTTHIN TWO SQUARES
II Of frntin1 O6ce}; Ill modern improvements; 10
rooms; good for room renting: e35. Key at cigar
store cor H and list mhs ct.
INOR RENT-7-ROOM BAY-wTNDow PRESSED
brick in good repair: latrobea sanitary Plumbing
large yard coal vault mean cara herics and depert
ments. .s217 st. NV. mh2-5t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-03-02

TIE NfoHr LoDGrNG House.. superintendent
plumsell OF the Night Lodging House, reports for
the month OF February as follows: ave have
shown our charity and accommodated during the
month o. February 103 and rejected "a, and fur
1ished so3 meals. The dodgers have been drawn
from all classes q society. After careful exams
nAuon on the record ind that during the winter
1ected for various causes 49, and furnished 56r2
meals Ss"os
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06
Secondhand Letters.

George William Curtis, in Harper's Week
ly, has this to say of the question lately
asked Can husband open his wife's let
ters 7" while husband and wife are one
to each other, they are two in the eyes of
other people, and it may well happen that
a friend will desire to impart something to
a discreet woman which she would not in
trust to the babbling husband of that WON
an. Every life must have its own privacy
and its own place of retirement The let
ter is of all things the most personal and
intimate thing. Its bloom is gone when an
other eye sees it before the one for which
it was intended Its aroma all escapes
when it is first opened by another person.
One might as well wear second hand cloth
ing as get second -handletter. Here, then, is
sacred right that ought to be respected and
can be respected without any injury TO do
nestle life"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

New Hanson cabs in London are provid-
ed with small silver whistles for the use of
lady passengers to direct the driver. One
whistle signifies turn to the right, two to
the left, and so on.
The Bible carried by General C'Chinese')
Gordon, during his sojourn in the Soudan,
lies open in an enamel and crystal case in
front of the marble statue Of the General in
the corridor of Windsor Castle.
The poet Whittier has lately written that
while he had become convinced that the
famous Barbara Fritchie had been based
upon an incident that had no foundation,
nevertheless he was gratitied TO know that
she was a loyal woman.
The largest pension ever granted TO pri-
vate soldier has been secured by Q. p Gill
lette Of What Cheer, Iowa, for total blind
ness His claim has been pending since
1878. He now receives Sl6, 900 for arrears
and S72 per month hereafter.
A few days before his marriage TO Miss
Munck, Prince Oscar of Sweden went un-
recognized into London shop to buy pho
tOgraph frame. He selected one, and then
the shopkeeper asked if he didn't want a
photograph TO put in il. ooh, yes, said
the Prince, 81 don't care if do take one. -
Whereupon the dealer selected portrait of
Miss Munck aud handed it to him with the
remark This is the most popular one
now. 1t is the girl who is going TO be mar
ried 10 the Swedish Prince"
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

A good -natured German Hebrew drum
mer" was seated comfortably in drawing
room car, and found beside him a rather Sc
date looking gentleman, with whom he
sought to converse, and, after the manner
of his kind, began by telling what goods he
sold. 'And you, my friend, >" he said, wat
ish your line y Brains" answered his Sc
date and wouldbe retiring companion.
"Ah brains, you say That must be nice,
You garry no samples, eh y The conver-
sation, like the train, was limited and
ceased right there, with the drummer ahead,
Wife-I declare, am almost ashamed to
go TO church with this hat on, 1t isn't at
all the style. Husbands this Bridget
Sunday out Wife-No. Husband-Why
don't you borrow hers i-Hdper's Bazdr.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06
A Hint TO Wives.

liiNih AhMh AbliiNal
Wife-Is it true, hubby, that alcohol will
take stains out of silk
Husband-Yes, dear.
Wife-Well, please breathe ON these
grease spots, that's darling.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06
JUST OPENED IT
HAWLEYS.

Fd6ricS in new and fashiona-
bic colorings and mixtures.
Dress Trimmings. - let,
Steel and Braids by the yard
and in sets. There are many
choice things in this line which
must be seen to be appreciate
ed.
Pushes and Velvets in the
fashionable new shades.
New Buttons.
Wash Dress Goods in fin
est grade of FleRch SaieenS.--
| now have a much larger va
riety of choice patterns than |
have ever shown before or
shall be likely to be able to
show at any other time this
season. Price, 3} cts. a yd.
Also Il handsome line OF hne
Sateens at IS cts. yd.; and
full assortment Domestic Sat
.'o ct o''' d yo'
New line of Seersuckers,
oulPeS ana fancy IinghamS
at 10 ana Il IL CTS Best
S'"P'e "lh8I''l''S o Gus
New case Just IN OF extra
heaNy' 20 lnch' "Old lime
CalicoeS' 7 I-2 cts
New line Merrimack and
American White Ground
Prints, S cts. yd.
Indigo Blue "GoM Sea|
Perta/eS.-New, choice pat
terms and very quick sellers;
81 inches wide, Il I-2 cts. a
yd.
Turkey Red, Green Seal"
33 inch, figured, oil colors.
These are something quite
new and in great demand in
city stores Tor children $
dresses II IL cts. a yd.
White Ground Percales for
dresses, waists and shirts.
new v. ana cholce designs; eN-
.:.a 81
UaIf case Str;ned Cream
Seersuckers. Good o,,aI;tv -
inch & !, c+s
New nieces French corded
p K sucb rs is now wanted
for vests for wash dresses
excellent quality. 2s cts. 4 vd.
New Anror checks rlair
and lace st,.;ne and Cbnrl.
Dress Goods g cts TO - cts
wi
T, .,.,,,. .,,. ...,.
~ ,i,'..li'
-,
.,,:1s E oi . ~
N. H.; 11.;
NC" inc NIoNcS'
Have Just commenced to
] 80 - = - I''OiN 49, 'N'' = ''''''
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06
THEYDLD IT.
What? Cured among others the
following. They write:

What? Cured among others the
following. They write:
sig Central Ave, Cinc'uua'i. O.,
January 4tL, bss.
AthloIharos iiil- have cuiDi iuUUf l.s,r
complaint and dyrpspsla. ! rt'e t.r. ,t
tho l1ll- O. a friend who ~ troubled N4tA
Indigestion and hr hfs improved Wu..-
deriuly. D. II. EoWLhA&p.
Ii Rose,tn St. New Hlycu. g.,t
February 10Th, l,s-.
Athlnlhuros Pills worked wonders iu I4y
cas-. OF dyspepsia. EMNA l.. tit4s.
Ath-lo-pho-ros Pills are smHll iul
pleasant TO take, yet wold r.u,.y
effective. Invaluable for kidney
and liver complaints, dyspepsia, il-
digestion, constipation, headache,
cite. They'll lake away that tIr,i
feeling giving new life and ,lr'u- .
Hs-Send @ cent, for the beautiful co'lryl !.i.-
tarr, Moorish Maidcu.'
THE ATHL GPHJR0S co. ne WqTS' HY
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

Scientists tell us that mans brain de-
creases in size as he grows old The hu-
man brain, it appears weighs the heaviest
between the ages of IA and 20, This OK
plains why young men know so much more
than their elders.
Cupid is always shooting aud forever
making Mrs.-NelOton (Ran.) Republican
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

Rheumatism attacks every age gout only
adults. But whether you have to cope with one
or the other, Salvation Oil will be found equally
eiticaeious, Il kills pain Price % cents bottle,
"A merry heart goes all the day; but " no can
hateful cough. BE wise and try Dr. Bulls Cough
Syrup. II relieves at once, cures promptly and
costs but % cents a bottle,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

record shows that they had no sympathy either
of feeling interest with them, but rather treated
them as enemies to their inherent rights.
LEONARD BROWN
Jacksonville, Vt, March iO isSs
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

Peculiar In medicinal merit and wonderful cures
Hoods Sarsaparilla. Now Is the time to take
II, for now il VIII do the most good.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06
BEWARE or IMIT4TIONS

Insist upon puhbins' Electric. Don't take Mag
netic Electro Magic Philadelphia Electric, or
any other fraud, simply because it is cheap. lney
will ruin clothes and are dear at any price ASK
for DOBBINS' ELECTRIC and take no other.
Nearly every grocer fru,n Maine to Mexico keeps
II In stock. II yours hasn't IL, hc Will order II
from his nearest " holesale grocer
Read carefully the inside wrapper around each
bar, and be careful TO follow directions ON
each outside wrapper. You cannot afford 70
wait longer before trying for yourself this Old
reliable, and truly wonderful
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

hR. ALVIN KNAPP,
- DENTIST
Hooker Block, Bruttlehuro Vt
II ID. HOLTON, VI. ID,
Is PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
utliCe and residence cor Main and Walnut SIS
AZ home from to and to O'Clock y. IN.
BruttlebOru, Vt
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1888-04-06

I. MILLER, vi. ID,
"A. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Hooker Blk, Bratt o; till Gam; 2tu2 7toRpm
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
GOOD EGG CONDiMENT.
a Mixture Containin. tho Essential Ele-
nents for Producing EGGS.

We do not believe in condition DOW
ders TO stimulate The physical system.
unless il i for 4 SPECIAL purpose well.
defined, nor in continental food e
one up the system in a general way.
Nevertheless specific preparations for
a special purpose are n. right An au-
thor;ty. i'll relation 20 4 special prcpa-
ration in addition 10 the regular food,
gives tne following formula As acces-
,orv in promoting egg laying:
Ground bone. one poEnt (uhos-
phoric acid and line(: ground meat OF
blood. three pounds (nitrogenous.
forming aihumen): l~!nseed-meal. Il
half-pound heterogeneous. c~arbonace.
Gus. and laxative. used for regulating
the bowels); charcoal. one pound
(uSed for promoting digestion and as
si>;in- to correct aciGity): sulphur. one
ounce "a necessary con.;i:u nj of an
EGG. and assists in wardinC off disease):
salt. half pound (very necessary. and
often neCiected): ground ginger. two
ounces: red pc! per. one tablespoonful:
fenu-reek. half 4 pound. Sentian, one
ounce ~(stimuiants and correc;iyes):
chloride OF iron. one ounce tan inyic-
orator Of the sys:em.)
These contain the essential clements
Tor producing eggs. in addition to the
Urinary food Give a tablespoonful
of the mixture once 4 day for ten hens.
in sof: food--fGrm. fie d and Stock
a9Cg-
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
The Maiden and the Viper.

In the family Of 4 settler. who re-
sides some half a league from Para
meta. was an invalid daughter of an
extremely temp ramcn:. She
WIS sleeping one summe afternoon III
a hammock swung between two sup
porting standards in the shade of the
piazza. when she was suddenly awak-
ened by feeling something cold and
moist clinging about her throat. She
pu; her hand TO the spot and c,aspcd
the body of a snake just back of tie
head. and, with a Mortified CRY.
wrenchcd with all her strength to pull
il away. This was the first instructive
action o. the moment. but SO great WIS
her terror that she speedily lost all con-
sciousness of her position. Her hand.
however. still rrasped the snake where
size had first seized upon it and with
such a convulSive force that the crea-
ture was rendered powerless. The err
of the terrified girl brought the father
from within the house. vino instantly
came to her relief; but in the hit which
her fright had induced her hand slow
" contracted about the creatures
throat with a force which she could no:
possibly have eNerted when awake.
and. before her fingers were unclasped
bv the aid of n bit of hammock cord.
the reptile was completely strangled.
Fortunately the creature had not hit
ter the girl before she Sc zed it ana
after that il was unable I o do so. Ii is
said to have been four feet long and OF
4 poisonous species. Under the South
erW Cross.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
PRESERVING THE HAIR.
vAiuaLle Suggestions, Evidently offered
by y Married Man.

A young gentleman. whom we never
suspected OF vanity. but whose evident
tendency 20 badness We have often de-
piored. asks us how to preserve the
hair. He requests that u reply lie
strictly confidential: but Knowing the
character Of the postmist-e>s in his
town. we prefer to run no risks. and
accordingly answer in cold type.
There are several well accredited
methods of preserving the hair. Per
sonally. we have tried none of them.
but have kept d careful record IF those
recommended by our ba!de.t friends.
10 avoid any invidious distinction ba-
tween them We submit the several
methods in alphabetical order:
A-Arrogate no authority in the
household.
B-Ba in every night as early rs &
shutter can be procured.
Garry up coal when requested.
D-Don't dictate.
E-Ea; what is set before you.
1-AAA IA "a ocioiS Soiie ~ DCO.
G-Govcrn with wisdom the do-.
Hold your tongue when addressed.
Incline 10 instant obedience.
JOHN nothing-except stovepipc.
keep off the carpet
Look sweet when lu!ling the baby.
M-Make merry with the wood pile.
N-Never look 4 new bonnet in the
bill.
O-Os,racise yourself when the sew.
in. circle meets.
P-Practice perfect patience.
Q--Quash every %querulOus complaint.
R-Render yourself scarce in house.
cleaning time.
S-Spend and be spent for the Sisters
of Timbuctoo and the House for Incur
able Hottentots.
T-Tend door.
U-Ups-, nothing.
vanish when callers come.
W-Watch the kerosene lamp and
let II smoke.
N-Aplar when cal.el upon.
Y-Iearn for motiier-in-law.
Z-Leus, remember, often ana again
in To Juno; and he had aahrosiaI
iucEs- Burlington Free Press
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

i AIS
YOU?

Do you feel duh. languid. low-spirited. life
less, and indescribah1y miserable, both physi-
cally and mentally; experience a sense OF
fullncss or blOating after eating, or of gone
ing. tongue coated. bitter or bad taste in
mouth. irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches. blurred eyesight, floating speckS"
before the eyes. nervous prostration or exc
haustion. irrita6ility of temper. hot ~fiusheS,
alternating with chilly sensations. sharp,
feet. drowsiness after meals, wakefulness. o.
disturbed and undressing Sleep. cons.ln2v
indescribable feeling OF dread. or of iDpeud-
ing calamity?
II you have all. or any considerable umbef
that most common II American maleGits-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. The moro
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity Of symp-
Or. Piercc's Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue il, II taken according TO dlrec.
tons for n reasonable length OF time. /! noe
cured. complications multiply and ConsU,np-
ton Of the Lungs, Skin Diseases. Heart Disease,
rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
or later. induce q fatal termination.
DR.. PieFcess Golden Medical Dis
cOv0fy acts powerfully upon the Liver. and
through that great blood purifying organ,
cleanses the system Of all blOOd-faints and i'm
purities, from whatever cause arising. II 10
neys. and other cxcrctOry organs. cleansing.
STRENGTHENING, and healing their diseases. As
an appetiZing, restorative tonic. II promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts.
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever. Dumb Aguc, and kindred diseases.
DR.. PieFcesS Golden Medical Dis
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
THE CENTENNIAL EXPOSITION.



No event Of the past decade has created
rs much interest in the whole country as
the coming Of the Centennial Exposition OF
the Ohio Valley and Central States, which
opens its doors in Cincinnati OF the nations
birthday July a, to continue Tor one hun
dred days and nights-a celebration IN honor
Of the one hunuredth anniversary OF the
settlement 0: the Northwest Territory.
Unlimited means have been placed at the
disposal Of the managers by the enterpris-
ing business element of the Queen City, and
nothing is being left undone that will con-
duce to the success Of the undertaking. In
stead of q local-as some supposed is .
National event, made SO by the hearty CO
operation on the part OF a dozen OF tine CHIEF
States in the Union. and the encouragement
given 1t by the fact that "Uncle Sam" IN
tends to max an exhibit OF his " OF the
treasures stored away in Washington City
An appropriation for the moving and care
OF which has been recommended by q Con-
gressional Committee to whom the matter
was referred.
The guarantee fund Of one million and
Fifty thousand dollars. which the Board OF
Commissioners have at their command, has
enabled them to provide magnificent quar-
tiers in which to display the mass Of articles
already offered, and these, in conjunction
with the permanent building in which nu-
merouS ExpOSitions on q smaller scale have
been held, and which cost over one million
dollars, will give to this affair better facili-
ties than were ever enjoyed by any thing OF
the kind ever held in this country, not ex-
cepting the famous Exposition in Philadel-
phia in 1876 The area Of exhibiting space
will be about 100 90 square feet. The tenn
porary buildings, when ready for occu-
pancy. will lave cost no less than q quarter
Of a million Of dollars. and are models OF
necessary for the uses to which they will
be mt
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

IN 4 letter written bv Young man
LIVING in Sylvaa:a. To 4 .rient in Tole-
10. and describ N Il NJ snap tha: had
taken place q day OF TWO before The
following passage occurred The
darnel old w@-gH ;rt ove- and spill.
dad and another Aarrc. of beer ip:er ms
Li!ch. -Io.sao -inlcrlcaa.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
A medical authority SAYS there q,

"A medical authority says there are
some peope who can breathe sewer
gas with immunity. We know that it
is so. The plumber. for instance. en-
live ard thrive for weehs in a house
where lie SAYS II * suicide for tie
family TO remain another Gay.--IoS
F4puIG
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
An Icy Invasion

OF the back and shoulders announces the
approach of chiils and fever. You 60 10
bed. if lucky enough TO sleep. You awake in
q furnace. or fancy so. Fierce is the hea,
that consumes you. Then comes profuse
sweating. This over you resemble a limp,
damp rag. After the first paroxysm. pre-
vent another with Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers. which knocks out malaria. biliouSneSS,
constipation and kidney complaints.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

WHEN a person falls into a state OF COM
it is usually only for a short period
brakes Magazine.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

A speaks Of q "cioak CT dark
ness He doesn't mean the CLOTHES O.
day - either-NOrristO;rn Hsruld
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

GLENS's Sulphur Soap is infauible for re
moving dandruf.
HITS Hair Dye, Black or Brown, SOC.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

THE owner of a cremation furnace tries
to earn a living by urn.ng the dead.-Pits-
bsygh Chronicle.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

WHEN a printer overloaGs his stomach at
a feast, il may be properly said Of him that,
ne has pied his form."-Oa City Blizzard.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

THE man who writes a begging letter put
gall in his ink.-Pu,i,urgh Chronicle.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

WHEN is a pretty girl inclined to commit
murder. When she IS bound on a sleigh
ing expedition.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

THERE are few things in life more touch.
ing than the umbrella of an average either
il an art gailery.-Buriington Free Press.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

SPIRITUAL manifestations-the rise anC
tall Of the mercUry.-BostOn Post.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

The motto of the faithful book -keepe.
who sticks to his work should be: II ado
here
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

SPRING poets should be pitied rather
thar berated: mercury" and "thermom-
eter" are two of the hardest words in the
English language to find rhymes fOr.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

A DUBLIN man-Dr. Jekyll and Mr.. hyde
GdzStte-
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

WHEN the tailor gets rich it is By shear
industry.-PhLIdelphid NsTs.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

THE woman Guestien-"Wha are you 60
ing to trim ii wIth!'-St. Abdns Messenger
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

THE dramatic profession must De
wearying one, Actors are compelled &c
work at their play.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

LEGAL inconsisteucy-calling forty page:
of foolscap brief"
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

A NICKEL counter-the treasurer OF
~street-car cOmpany.-G-lden Days
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

IT is a strange tact that SIZE dresses cal
NOT be satin.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

NEVER expect a straight tip from 6
crooked man.-Picdyine.
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

Sign for q money-lender-iucre here!
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15

FEW girls get such a Bo-az Ruth ha-