The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1888-01-26
BRIC-A.BRAC.

"Give me kiss, my darling, do"
He said, rs he gazed in her eyes so blue.
81 won't" she said; "you lazy elf,
Screw up your lips and help yourself"
A letter head-The postage-stamp.
No man should be Judge in his own
| cause.
There is not much color to gin, yet it can
| scarcely be called q sober tint.
Strange as it may appear, it is usually a
cold day for man when he is fired"
woman feels where man thinks" says
a writer. Yes, that's why man is bald.
The Virginia Republicans have organized
| State League.
A year of time brings wisdom. The
trees are not so green as they were last
summer.
If there is anything more contrary than
an obstinate woman it is right handed
lock on left-handed door
Coal is so high in Chattanooga that the
| coal dealer barely speaks to an ordinary
editor or colonel.
Looking at it from feminine point of
view, bridegroom is always insignificant
until he becomes widower.
Many man mounts the rostrum" now
| a-days who hasn't real ability enough to
Wahidht Ills BOluS Oh Inc stump.
1t is true that the busiest man is the hap
picst man, but he often doesn't have time
to realize it.
A cold is now defined as state Of ncr-
vous collapse, and q stimulating plan of
| treatment is advised.
1t is not the cloven foot but the cloYcn
| breath that gives u man away after he has
| been out to see another man.
"Ycs," said the landlady, sadly, CAP
pearances arc deceitful, but disappearanccs
are still more So"
The days begin to lengthcn, and SO does
emptying coalbin.
Economy is the road to wealth, but q
| great many people keep wearing themselves
out upon the road after they get there.
This is leap year, and the favortc cXca
nation of the waiting maiden is: "WhS
don't you speak for yourself, john
A. man cannot always remember thing
by pasting it in his hat. Some mcthoC
should be contrivcd to paste it in his head
"What is more lovely than peaceful
grandmOthcr?' asks an exchange lie
granddaughter. If this is not the righ
answer, we give it up.
The woman who married her husban,
for money never complains that he docsn
kiss her as much as he did before the we'd
ding took place.
HC-This must be the place. Shc-Stor
don't ring; this doesn't look like a board
ing-houSc. 1lc-O, yes it is. | smell III
onions.
For every ten hundred dollars cXpcndc
! Tor Hour in this country, it is said thG
httccn hundred dollars are spent for t
baCcO.
Te&chcr-Corrcct the sentence: 9th
liquor which the man bought was drank.
Smart Boy-Thc man which bought tn
liquor was drunk
The cold was SO severe at Monterey
Mexico, 4 few days since, that a cirCIl
proprietor had to nuild n fire around hi
elephant to keep him from freezing.
Il don't mincc matters l can tell YOU
observed Mrs. Brown at dinner yesterday
81 should say not, Judging from this mine
pic, Grumbled Brown.
Old Man calling down stairs to daugh;c,
Clara! Daughtcr-Gcs, papa? Old Ma,
Ask that young man in the purlor whicl
he prefers for breakfast, milk rolls O
Vienna bread?
A Florida paper complains that there ar
IN that State too many lawyers, doctors
preachers, editors, and tramps, and no
Cough men who earn their living by III
sweat of their brow
| Nervous lady passenger Gn train, aftc
passing temporary bridge c)-Thank good
ness, we are now on terra tirma. FaceliOu
gcntlcman-Ies, ma'am; less terror ant
NOR" ii"mer
Last year bread and butter cost less thai
in the previous year, but cheese pork an,
canned goods were higher. Coffee, whc
advanced in price, decreased largely in con
sumption; while tea, which declined il
price, increased ten per cent in use.
lattcr-of-Fact Mother TO fashionabl
daughter who is going out-Clara, thin
your hustle is altogether too large to lool
well. Fashionable Daughter--I know
mama; but you have no idea how slipper,
the sidewalks are.
a Chicago woman, the wife of police
man, rugged up in her husbands uniform
and nobody detected the disguise until sh,
allowed herself to be found when Il row
was going on. Then they knew she WASH
one of the force.
| The Deadly Blizzard.