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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
Do Not Think for a Moment

That catarTh will in time wear out. The the
DRY Is false. Men try to believe it because III
would be pleasant II true, but il is not, as we
know. Do not let an acute attack of cold in
the head remain unsubdued. IL is liable to de-
velop into catarrh. You can rid yourself of
the cold and avoid all chance of catarrh by
using DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. II already
afflicted rid yourself of this troublesome dis
ease speedily by the same means. At all drug.
Rists,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
This is to Certify

That the Connecticut Fire-Insurance
Company, Of Hartford, Conn.,, A. Move,
agent, has In all respects fully complied
with the laws OF Texas, and that said
company is entitled te do business in
this state. Austin, January 10th 1883.
l.. l.. FOSTER,
l-z4-3w Com missioner.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
NOTICE ! NOTICE :!

Crockery, Glassware Lamps, Tin
Ware and French China at
Your Own Prices.
Come In and make your offers on the
above goods. We will not let you go
out. You can buy at your own figures.
We will close out by the last OF this
month. Come and don't be afraid to
talk. Is I'm GREGORY 81 Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01

Rock house of four rooms, large lot, good
stable, hydrant water; four blocks from opera
house; $500.
nicely furnished house, suitable for small
family; house new, and location good. ll5
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
For Pleasant Rooms

And board, call on Mrs. J. s. Ramsay,
at the Post House, East Commerce
street. l-l6-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01

You can buy q good home for 500.
For further particulars call on Handle
ton. Hsdley q Co., No. 4, East Com.
merce street.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
Monuments and Tombatones

Manufactured at lowest living prices.
In best styles, at Frank TECHS marble
works, 5l3 Houston street. lO-3-.v
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
TURNER
MA SQUERADE
BALL,
Saturday, February nth, 1888

Tickets 70 cents for members and ladies, and
Sl.OO for non members. To be had of the COM
mittee.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01
PERSONAL.

George II. Lenox, business representa-
tive for Marie Prescott, is at the Maver-
lex hotel.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-01

weights. Inc key TO this lock is OBJ
tanned by shipment over the Morgan
line.
The case Of Tom Harrison was called
this morning and ready was announced,
but II WAS continued until tomorrow
morning fer the attendance OF medical
witnesses.
Mr.. Paul Wagner has returned from
Germany, intending to locate here, and
is staying with bis brother, Mr.. c. l..
Wagner.
Col. Walthall has removed next to
the office Of Mayor Callaghan to be
handy there for consultation with his
old partner, the mayor.
Some people are enquiring why the
steam roller is allowed to violate the
Sunday law, and why Is IL allowed on
that day to be used In levelling private
property as II wac In levelling Prices
stock yards.
Justice Barnes yesterday placed
Emma Denison, a colored woman, I'M
der 800 bond for threatening the life
Of colored woman named Henrietta
Abran. Jealousy is the secret Of the
whole trouble.
Lorenzo Longorio, a Mexican, was
arrested by Constable Stevens on Sun
day. Lorgorio was one of those who i'm
agined they were Mexican Sullivans and
raised big rumpus on Carr's hill, some
time ago.
1t appears the LIGHT did Officer
Jesse Bennett, OF the opera house beat,
an Injustice yesterday In regard to the
opera house crossing. Officer Bennett
says be never allows carriages to stand
IN front ofthe opera house between the
Dill board, and 1t was only to impress
the need Of the crossing that the item
was written.
ID. Garcia, an old Mexican who has
resided In this city for twenty-five years
and was well known across the San
Pedro, died yesterday from compress
sion OF the brain. He WAS 50 years old.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04

A DED BOARD.

The people OF Sacramento ough,
at the next election to elect q new
Board OF Supervisors in place of the
short-sighted men who now run the
municipal government.
At a recent meeting OF the Board
. resolution was passed cutting
down tine rate of official advertising
paid the Bee. just so per cent.
The law in California, just as the
law in this State. fixes the rate of
Official advertising, and nothing
short of Legislative enactment
can change it. Again. even had
the Supervisors the right to cut
down the rates paid to the official
organ, it would be mighty poor pol
icy. During the last few years the
Bee has done excellent work for
Sacramento in advocating the grow
ing interests OF the city, and this
sort of work has materially adj
vanced property IN Sacramento. 1t
would be safe to say that during
the past ten years the newspapers
of Sacramento have directly caused
an advance of 100 per cent. in the
price of property in Sacramento.
Instead of cutting down the rates
for the Bee, the citizens could well
afford the paitry tax resulting from
increasing the official rates.
The Supervisors are merely a
body OF malevolent mud heads,
who, to punish the Bee and feed
some little petty private grudge,
seek revenge in this s.iortsighted,
unbuslness-like way. The people
should repudiate the whole gang.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04
BLAINE AND ALGEa.

Over 9 year ago the APPEAL men,
toned Governor Alger, of Michigan,
as a good man to place on the Presi-
Dental ticket. He was Logan's
bosom friend, and a man worshiped
by those who knew him. Of haze,
severa. Eastern papers have spoken
favorably OF such choice.
Blaine AMI Aiger would deal out
such a defeat to the Democracy as
thev mover bad before. Who can
raise IN objection to such a. ticket?
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04

The Storey County Committee
appointed to try and get the back
rent they claim due them from the
Military Commissioners of the
Stste, was allowed Armory rent
from August Is to January l, 1887.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04
PACIFIC COAST ITEMS.

Five burglaries in San Jose so
far this week,
Recently San Francisco COM
mercial man lost So 900 in a poker
game run in conf motion with cigar
store at San Diego.
Over two thousand passengers
arrived at San Diego during the
the past month IRON San Francisco
by steamer and eight thousand by
rail.
Work on the San Joaquin VAL
ley Railroad, which is graded to
within seven miles OF Fresno, has
been stopped. The cause is not
known
The steamer Ansonfrom Alaska
brings news that sume excitement
prevailed at Juneau over the dis
cvovery of a large deposit of gold
bearing black sand on the seashore
200 miles North.
I'm the Utah Counsel Wednes-
day, Marshall (Liberal) read state
ment that he had discovered dis
crepancies in the Territorial Audit
ors and Treasurer's accounts,
amounting in the aggregate to over
$35, 900.
.-Bepjamln Graham and John
Stevens were suffocated in their
sleep at Departure Bay on Friday
last. Their cabin was close. ana
it is supposed the wind blew the
coal-gas from the stove into the
room and tie sleepers were asphyxi-
ated.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04
An lndiscreet White Fine
Ranchef.

Miriam A. Liddle was granted .
divorce in San Francisco last week
from James A. Liddle, White
Pine county rancher. The testi-
.nonv introduced during the trial
showed that be was criminally in
innate with young squaw. and
that the latter gave birth to a child
which he recognized as his offspring.
The community property involved
in the suit amounted to about $l2,-
600.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-02-04
NEW TODAY.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Feb. ], 1859,
PROPOSALS will be received at the Contract
Office Of this Department until p. M. Of April
10, 1855, for carrying the mails Of the United
States upon the routes, and according to the
schedule Of arrival and departure specified by
the Department. in the State Of Nevaca, from
July 1, 1888 to June 80. 1890. Lists Of routes,
With schedules Of arrivals and departures. in
structions to bidders, with forms for contracts
and bonds, and all other necessary information,
will be furnished upon application to the Sec.
end Assis ant Postmaster General
DON N. DICKINSON,
febitd Postmaster General
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14
No. I

may be seen at the Baltimore theatres
alone, although they are known to be
society young men" and indefatigal le
| parlor beaux.
! They go to the tj,eairp Whenever
there IS anything worth seeing alone,
although they arc able to- take young
.ad:eS. There never was time when
young nen' were Sol Indifferent To tile
just Gains Of young ladies.
There is an understood rule that the
.'oang enshall make some recognition
Of courtesy at the han1s Of a Young
lady, but if he does this he cc.tainly
docs no'lnore.
There IS no escaping tho conviction
that the young mln who is constantly
enjoying the society of young ladies is
a rory mean SPIRITED and selfish person
L, ne at tt.id3 3. 2.tlcatrc alone.
.fhcre arc any n,nnrer Of charming
young women wlio do not Require that
u young nun shall 80 to the expense Of
az @e;'rriag2. They alc willing togo by
a street car or even better yet, to walk
to the theatre. Any young man, with
the right sort of feeling, is willing to 90
ha'f as often and to take u young lady
with lli.M.
The Atlanta girls resent their treat
nlent, not because of the loss
Of the theatre, but because the lack of
decent consideration. the young men
show. 1t is the Indifference to one Of
the rIalneSt rights of ~oung women.
They propose TO. use the cold shoulder
hcrea>tcr. They 10 not irtenet that
young men shall play ,"ie of grand mo-
gul and think it is enough if they
smile on the young laiies Of an evening.
:athc paror. The girls are rigAt about
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14

Kissing goes by favor, they say, an'}
and We heard young man say recent
ly that most glrlS favor kissing.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14
Ml- INDE4L.
8Y MAMIE. l.. lIATCHETT.

I care not i'shls cy's be dark,
Or >o.1 contdlng blue;
So they reflect an honest heart
Grave, tender, warm and true.
care not If his features
BE not cast IN classic rict,i, |;
So that they be ilumrd
Wuli'a pure and manly soul.'
would that he should hold place
OF honor and of wOrth
That he, in short, should raiik among
The noble ones of earth.
| would No" have him centre all
His hopes and joys in me:
But be content now and for awe,
First in his heart to be.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14
War against the T'arlOr Ese:,uN.

A war has begun IN Atlanta agaftt5t
the parlor beaux-young mea who o'like
to spend an agreeable evening with
young ladies at their homes, but who
never ask the young ladies' to 90 to the
theatre, Or any other place where mon
ey is necessary. One young woman
says with disgust that young men spend
evenings in her parlor and tell her al
about the performances they Lave at
tended alone.
This is a timely and wholesome war
fare.
Any evening Numbers Of young mon
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14
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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14
NechanhSown Frederick County, Maryland Thursday Jwe "A 1885,
till | ind the owner. "

AS they proceeded She trail grey
more distinct, and it became eTidtn
that the Indians has, been engaged il
in The piunder Of a train, as every lit.
tie while the scouts would see frag
ments of merchantllc articles, such a
mua!ly form the stock Of frontier tre.
dcrs.
The size of the party of whom they
were in pursuit aid not favor such ;
supposition, and our scouts could only
acco,ht ltr the presence that they were
taking the prisoners to the InGiur. vii.
iages, while their main body was en-
gagged in further deprclations.
Before the pursuit lad lasted many
hours, the setting sun warneu+the scouts
that they had but few minutes Of day
! light in which to follow the trail.
Prudence dictute! tl."y lLcy should
rest during the night, as they would
need the full strength Of their animols
for the return, and therefore, soon after
sunset. they made Il halt.
They We're now among the foothills,
and it was necessary to use the utmost
caution, as an intervening hill might
"a, IN Lln crv,~pe Ini Ln,. ,,nrn u,,n
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14

'>'''''' 't'N HCiEC'A a. ~ IiIIIlS III dIIt
and waving it about his head, advanc
} ed towards his victim. The scouts rose
to heir feet and grasrctl Aelr revolvcrs
But Jnst asthey We're about to rush to-
ward the group, one o'the ir,l.Ans, ,whc
seemed to be in authority, seized The
@'ana, and hurling it far away, ad
>!rsssea' his comparisons IN an excited
tone.
The orgies suddenly ceased, and
scattering the fagots, the brave r7laas-
ed the woman and seated her hv the
fire. III Eve minutes tbs savages were
stretched upon the ground in druii;e1
slumber, except the brave alluded to
who sat, calmly smokin ng, opposite his
captive.
"Now is tn. me said Tom, tighS-
ening his belt. "Don't was :e shot,
Jack, but shot to KILL
Cautiously the scouts descended the
slope nntIl they ha,l arrived within IL
hundred yards of the s;lv.ges.
Then hulting a minute to brace them
solves for the final rush, they dashed
forward, swiftly, b"t roiselessly, and in
the midst Of the sleeping Indians. The
brave on guard plunged heatong into
tAe Ere, witha bullet through his brain.
Anosh@r and' another rose, cnly to join
Ills ancestors in the sprit-Iand.
-Four shots had been fired, ant, cur
Savages lay dra1 Tom Was in swift
| pursuit Of a fifth, when Jack heard
scream from tie captive, and turned to
gee her struggling II the grasp Of the
last savage, who was bearing, her rapid
y toward the horses, which he had al
most reached. Before lack could ov-
eftahc b5,A, he h,ri SWING his captive.
acrcss t.'e animal ad,t mountet,,..
There was no time for hesitatiors.-
In another Instant he would be lost in
the darkness. Jtck thouo',t ouicklv
and acted with ponal cclerjty. The
horse, olcy;ns the impulse CT his MAS
ter, a,lma,le one bound, when Jack,
raised his arm, a fash .eapcd from his
revolver, and the animal rolled! v,cs.'
the turf. In an instant Jack was 1T
the spot, and net s. ,nomeut too soon,
ny tic cnragct savage had dscn.aoed
himself from the strurrIjn" nn;,r.l
and now held the captive by Aer lony
hair, while hi4h aLoych.y Mead b. ra,s-
ed his knife Gur the G..al stroke.
But the blow vns destined, never 10
fall. Midway in its downward prog.
ress, the hand Of the savage was arrest.
ed. The knife fell froln is uervIe4s.
grasp, au, without a nroan he fell
back, with Jack 5 fourth shot crushing
through his brain.
As tack Bore tie ,pusr,rss ;}roy os
the lady towards the f,,. q stranoc
feeling filled his heart which WAS on1,,
.rsp,ajnel when nrshino hack m,sscs
Of dark hair. Le rernaui1,,l his low, ot
i,,u,.s dn,..-A}ira ly,,y.r, |
Whether Il was ro,4 t,e rn,,cy ,s,3s
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14

Are French flats healthy .
leS, very.
Are the people II them Aesfthy >
No.
Why
They EaHet2 sta4yc nnd 90 half ha.
k2d to pay 5he rent.
Why are these flats called Frenci
flats
ro.a:stinyuish them FROM Amer ica1r
flats
What arc American Oats
'fhr people who live'in French flats.
a married woman, who has had
trouble with her .vrntle help, sends us
the following recipe:
"Put all Your IoyrletteB in a paste
board 10, IN the servant girls room.
\ suEply Of old Iyvo-letters has been
Known to keep q girl contentel in one
place for three months at at II tine.
ooh, Clara" said Maud. "CharIcy
toone sleigh-r:d'ns last hight. l had
such fun. drove.
"Whut WAS the matter with Char
ley 2"
"Ea couldn't drive with his teeth
could he o.
Kissing goes by favor, they say. ant'
and We heard youag man say recent
Iy that most glf!s favor kissing.
After the sweets Of married life de-
valt the family Jars remain,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1888-06-14

She was stylish looking. and, attract-
I'VE, wA',o she Was rather SHY. Iiioy
met On one of the new tangled street
cars. First, she flung her plump and
dnintiIy- glove | hand over the back Of
the seat, and it rcposed on his coat.
sleeve. Then she sat half way round
80 their cyss almost II e., Aud when
she dropped her Sunshalc right INTO his
lap and let out little scream. he wus
fairly conquered. Gallant picking it
up, he raised his hat, tcn,rrod the par
aSol to its FUR owrer with the grace Of
a Romeo, ans raised his eyes tor be-
wltcA.ag sniIe Of approval, when he
reco:led with a sLoc'l. 1t was his wife
N Der new spring suit. His nerves
have Been unstrung ever since.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1888-11-08

GEORGE BIPPUS, a son of Chris BlppuS,
of Bellaire, on Sunday evening, while on
his way to Martins Ferry, to see his girl,
was asked by a stranger at Etnaville II he
could ride with him up to town, and the
privilege was granted. At the most Sc
cluded spot between the two towns the
stranger asked the young man if he would
like an apple, and received an affirmative
reply, when the fellow reached back as
if to get the fruit, but instead brought
forth a"billy" and dealt him deadly
blow on the head, knocking him insensl-
BILE. The william then went through the
nockets of his victim. and took his watch
and all the money he had, when he got
out of the buggy and started it on the
way. with the insensible young man still
lying in it. The horse, fortunately, went
directly to the home of the young lady
without accident. Of course she obServ-
ed its coming, and looked for her beau to
alight, but not doing so she called to him
not receiving an answer, she informed
her parents, who went out to the buggy
and found Bippus still unconscious. He
was carried into the house, when he soon
revived and told the story as related. His
head was badly bruised, and his condl'
ton such as to render it unsafe to remove
him to his home for several days.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1888-11-08

THE BELMONT FENCE FACTORY is the
name of new manufacturing establish
ment, which will commence operations
in st. Clairsville during the coming week.
The machinery will be placed in position
in the establishment of John Carlisle who
will be joint proprietor with Fletcher,
McCOllum Il Co., of Cincinnati, the own
ers of the patent. The establishment
will afford employment in all to some 35
people. and will turn out anywhere from
one to five thousand rods of fencing
day. MesSrs. B. L. Fletcher and VIM.
McCOllum, who are here superintending
the construction of the plant, are gentle
men of capital and large experience, hav-
ing now near two hundred fence factories
in successful operation. They manufac-
ture the best fence to be had. 1t is made
of pickets of any width desired woven
together at whatever interval is wished
by five wire cables, each cable being
made of two No. II Bessemer wires test
ed to sustain 1180 pounds, tightly twisted
together The posts required for this
fence are light, and not near so many are
required as in the construction of the Or
dinary fence The fence when in posi-
ton is not only handsome and strong, but
it is far more durable than the ordinary
fence. and needs no repairs, the manu-
facturers offering premium to any one
who can pull picket out OF the fence
with tWO-horse team. 1t costs 70 and
80 cents rod, a saving of anywhere from
40 to 60 cents a rod over the common
hoard fence. Men are at work now plac-
ing agents ia every township and the
county will be thoroughly canVassed. We
are glad to note the establishment of this
new enterprise in our midst. May it have
unlimited prosperity.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1888-11-08

THE election passed off at the various
precincts in the county for the most part,
quietly, and while there was great actlvl-
ty on both sides the contest was gOOd-na-
tured. At the St. Clairsville polls there
was an election Judge to choose, owing
to the fact that one of the Trustees was
a candidate ON the Democratic ticket.
By o'clock in the morning everything
was astir, and against 6 there were more
than two hundred men in front of the
polling place at the Court House, and as
the tower clock sounded out its first note
for 6 o'clock, Judge Carroll, on behalf OF
the Republicans moved the election OF
J.F. Young as Judge. a storm OF ayes
was met by similar storm ofnays, when
ID. H. Milligan, on behalf of the Demo
Gratis, moved that A. A. Clark be Judge
of election, and very complacently de-
clared the motion carried, when count
was insisted on by the Republicans, and
after considerable cheering and counter
cheering and confusion, a sort OF count
was had, resulting in small majority in
favor of the Democratic Judge, and the
Republicans submitted gracefully, and
the polls were organized Beaten in the
organization, the Republican workers
were not discouraged, but with dogged
perseverance they remained at the poll
ing place all day, and through the drench-
ing rain in the afternoon, watched every
vote, and vigilantly guarded the interests
of the party.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1888-11-08
THAT BRIDGEPORT POsTOFFICE

BRIDGEPORT, OHIO, Nov. 9Th. 1888,
Editor Belmont Chronicle:
see in your paper last issue card from John
Cooke Postmaster at this place, in regard to some
political mail matter. Now, in justice TO myself
and all parties concerned, wish to give the facts
in the case, as they are, truthlully, as follows
In The first place, the package Was received on
the 27th of September, and not on the 1st OF Octo
ber as the Postmaster says in his card; and have
the envelopes, with his own cancellation marks, to
show when they were received at his Office, in
proof of what say.
In the next place. the packages were not all
given out, as the Postmaster says, to all the
parties to whom they were addressed, but one, as
soon as received at his Office. There were two
which were not given out until the 18th day of OotO-
ber namely, Samson SeOtt,s and john b. Como
WAYS, and not then until went ana demanded
them about ten minutes after Mr.. Scott had called
at the office for his mail, and nor several DAYS
after he had been there" for l held Mr. Scott
horse while he went TO the Office; and Immediately
after Mr., Scott started home, Went 10 the ONCE
and asked for Mr.. Scott'S mail, when the clerk;
George Cooke, a nephew of the Postmaster, asked
me what kind of mail 1t was. NOW; u 'the CLERK
fOund the mail before Mr., Scott LETT the oillce, as
he supposed he did, as the Postmaster says, why
did he ask me what kind?-fOr he surely knew, Il
he had it in his hand. that it was frst-class mail
matter, ;ully prepaid with letter-Tate postage.
Now, in Justice to Mr. Scott, he is willing to be
qualified that he called at the office two or three
times for his mail the week before, and should
have had this mail then, as it was in the Office at
Now as to The whole card, denounce 1t as n
falsehOod of the biggest kind, from beginning to
end and can prove It 6y several repnape eppnastv nd M
sObrIety l can only refer you to large majority
of the citizens of this place, with whom L have
mingled and done business, for the last % years.
Yours most respectfully,
BURGET MCCONNAUGHY.