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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02
N.Y.&NE. Railroad Time Table,

Trains Leave Waterbury as Follows: Boston.5so m, l, asopm
 Return sSO m, m frovidence-7.S0 a. m: loo a4opm
 Return, i5 a. m.; 30 p. m. New York-S.0O a. m.; i55pm
 heturn, s-si a. m-; S3s p. m. Worcester-7.soa a. m: loo. p.ml. Return, GAS, 9.3O a. m Norwich-7.So a. m.; 100 a40pm-
 Return s.s5, lo.42 a. m: ss5 D. m. New btondon-7so 30 2, m; 100. asop.m.
 Return, 75s, lo.o5 a m; 200 p. ID. Putnam-5.S0 a. m: 100 az0pm Return, SIS. 10.s5 G. m Willmantic-7so 30 a. m.: loo. saonn Return BIO. II -ss a. m; 5a5 D. m. Springheld-7.so. 500 a. m-: a4op. m. Return. 9-30 a. m-; SEQ D. uiI New Haasen.yia aa Plainyille. ESQ a. m.; 100 p. m. Return, 1l-os a. m. 400 D. m ~ Hartford-7.So, 800 a. m; co a soonn heturn, o.Ss, lo.40 a. m; Ie s. AIS. 64o p u New Brifain-1.S goo a m; Loo 34o. 500 n m
 he'urn' o-aS. li-oa a. m-; ls.5s. 43s, ass pm. iaingp5ilemns0 pa,,,, 500 a. m' loo, $40. 500 D. m
 heturn, I09, li.i5 a. m.: 1.o2 4.50. Eos p r Forestyille- 800 a. m: a.4o. soonm Return Ela, 1I-s a. m; fl.o5, 4-54 F la pm. Bristol,SSo 800 a. m.; 100, $40, 500 D. m. hetsrn' Il9, lia6 a. m.; 1.14, 500, 7.is D. m. ferryTeu3So Retnrn ss 500 ,, :, m; 100 $40 soopn Wateryile-7so 2. m: $40. 500 D. m Return, I4s, ll.55 a. m.; 5G7.Spm Union City-fs % a. m-; fa05 f5ss p m. Return, fs4a a. m.; a.1o. f7.is D. m. Fowantic-fso0 3. m.; ta.o5. f5ss pm heturn, fss2 fl1.5 .52 a m-; f7.ss D. m Southford-s.00 a. m,; 155, 2o5. 5sspm. Return, s2s, 11.4o a. m.; 1926, 7.3I D. m. hawieyvllle-s0o a. m.; 155, 2.05, 5ss D. m Return, 754, s.45. 1.5e a. m; 7oi D. m Danbury-S.o0 a. m.; 1.55, 2o5 5as D. m heturn' 1-4o, s1o, Il. .45 a. m; 6.50 p. m. Brewsters-s.oo a. m-; 1.55. 2.o5 p.m Return, GAS, 11-a5 a. m; 6S0 10. m. Fishkn p, on Hudson-soo d a. m; 1ss p.m. Return, 10.o5 a. m.: sos D. m. A. c. KENDALL. Genl Pass Agent. Boston. c. H. PLATT, Supt., Hartford
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02
FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1888.
National Democratic Convention.

The national democratic committee hay ing met in the city of Washington on the 22d day of February, 1888, has appointed Tuesday, the 9th day of June next at noon as the time chosen and the city of St Louis as the place of holding the national demo- cratic convention.
 ii Each state is entitled to a representation therein equal to double the number of it's senators and representatives in the con- gress of the United States. The Demo crats of each organized territory and the District of Columbia are invited to send two delegates, subject to the decision ot the convention as to their admission. All Democratic conservative citizens of the United States, irrespective of past political associations and differences, who can unite with us in the effort for pure, econoMi cal and constitutional government, are cor dially invited to join in sending delegates to the convention.
 WILLIAM H. BARNUM.
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02

MRS GRosvENoR VAN LEIGH, rich Eng fish widow, who has tried in vain to get a husband in London, but has been unsuc- cessful because she has wooden leg, is coming to New York to try her luck. She is willing to settle $500 year on any good looking young man who will marry her. Mrs Van Leigh will have no difficulty in securing husband in the metropolis. If she is really in earnest about the money consideration she will find a host of men who will take her even though she has celluloid arms and porcelain eyes. Amer jeans are noted for their accommodating spirit.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02
WATERBURY FIRE ALARM

LOCATION OF BOXES. 6-Exchange Place. l4-East Main Street and wolcott Road 1s-cor. Cherry and East Main. 22-Iron Bridge. West Main 1-Waterbury Brass Go. tprivate9 S-Corner Johnson and watervilc e6-corner Prospect and Grove 2a-Junc North Main. Grove and North Elm. 1Vor. Washington and South Main AEWaterbury Buckle Co. fprfvafel S-benedict Burnham Co. (private) 3S-Waterbury Watch Co (privatel Ss-Cor. Grand and South Main 312- Corner Meadow and Bank. H4-Corner Meadow and Cedar S2i-Plume & Atwood Co. (privatel s2S-Holmes. Booth & Haydens (priyate, a24-No. {, Engine House 4s-Corner Union and Franklin. 4s-Scovill Mfg. Co. (private) @-corner Clay and Mill 46-No. Engine House
 4s-Corner Dublin and Doolittle Alley o-materoury Manufacturing Company, priv. 47-Corner of Doolittle Alley and Dublin St 4corner Willow. and West Main azo-Sorner simon and Burnham Sts
 Policemen have keys
 INSTRUCTIONS To KEY HoIprn. Te gIye an alarm. open the door, pull the hooh ooWn once ana let go. then close the door Do not pull the hook if the fire bell or snau h.,, Tn the box is striking, that indicates an alsr, has already been given An AAAi DO Be particular to remain at the box until tbe ar. rlyai of an offcer of the Fire Deparfmenf xho will release the key, or if circumstances win nn, permit remaining, then the proper officer will ne. turn the Key to the holder as soon as Convenient fire. o'n 'iie oo1 nearest the Key Holders upon changing ,he;r ,,.s,.,,,.-., piease ieaSe word with the Chief Engineer.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02

Tue Rev Justin Fulton failed to deliver his second lecture on Romanism in Chica- go, because a demonstrative crowd gath cred in front of the church where he was tospeak Chicagos police easily dispersed the crowd, but Fulton was too timid to ursue his course, even with police protec- ton.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-03-02

Allderige's patent finish is having very large run. Call at Gallery, il Exchange Place.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
What He Meant,

In one of our district courts, not long since, Ethiopia furnished the plaintiff and defend ant and the witnesses on each side also could trace their ancestors to "Afric's burning sand" One of the witnesses was rather free and easy sort of a parsonage, who came 10 the stand and underwent the fire of the opposing counsel After the witness had given testimony, the tone of which showed a decided bias against the principal on the other side, the latter's attorney took him in hand You do not like MT. Jones very much, seeF' ''No, I doesn't" was the candid reply. "Why is 1t that you 80 dislike himg" Cant say, boss, unless 'tis he's too much O darky an half to suit dis chile." Here his honor turned to the witness to inquire what he meant by referring to the other as a darky an a half, whereupon the witness replied: You see, jedge, I call him q darky an half, coz he puts on too many airs for one nigger, an not quite enough for two."-Boston Budget.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
NY. &N.E. Railroad Time Table.
Trains Leave Waterbury as

Trains Leave Waterbury as Follows: Boston-7.3 30 a m, 1, 3.40pm
 Return S.30 m, 3 D m. Providence-73o a. m.; 100. 340pm
 Return g 15 a. m.; 3 30 D. m. New York-S.OO B. m.; 1.55 pm
 Return S.54 a. m.; 33S D. m4 Worcester-7.3 30 a. m.; .OO, D. m.
 Return GAS, 9.30 a. m. Norwich-7.30 a m.; 100, $40 D. m
 Return S.25, 10.42 a. m.; 235 p.ssm. New London-7:sO a; m.; LOO, 3.4op.m
 Return 7.55, 1905 m.; 200 D. m. Putnam-73O a. m.; LOO, 34opm
 Return S.15, 10.45 m Willimantc-730 30 a. m.; 100, 940 D. m
 Return. 9.1O. Il. .32 a. m>; 525 D. m, Springfeld-7.30, g co a. m,; S4Opm
 Return, 7.30 a. m.; 320 D. m New Haven-Via Painville 73Oa m.1nan
 Return, ,O4 q. m., 400 E. m Hartford-7.So, 800 a. m.; 100, $40, 800 p.m.
 Return, 6,S5, 1o4O a. m; 12,S5, 4.15, $40 p. m View Brtain-7.30, 800 a. m.; 1.O0, 40 sOe n. m.
 Return, 6.55, H. .04 8. m.; 1253, 438, 658p Plainville-7.30, 500 a. m.; 1.O0 $40, sOe D. m
 Retufn, TOE, Ills a. m.; 1.O2. 4.50, ESQ D. m Forestville-7 30 800 a; m.; $40, s.O0p.m m.
 Return, 7l2, II 20 a. m.; fl .05, 4.54, fl 12 pm Bristol-7.30, 800 a. m,; 100, $40, s.OOp m,
 Return, 719. 11ys6 a. m.; 1.14, 500, 7.is D. m . Terryyille-7.Sa goo a, m.; 100, $40, s0O D. m
 Return, 7So, Ills a. m.; 1.25 5.11, TBS p. m Waterville-7.30 a. m.; $40, 500 D. m
 Return, 7.48, 11.55 a. m.; 277.45 p.m Union City-fs0o a. m.; f2 O5, 5.sS p. m.
 Return, fS.42 a. m.; f12.10, f. As D. m. Towantic-fSO0 a. m.; f2 65 f5. .SS D. m.s
 Return fS.32, f1152 8, m>; f7.SS D. m. Southford-s.O0 a. m,; 1s5, 2,05, 5.ss D. m Return, S.2S, 11.40 a. m.; 1926, 7.S1 D. ID. Hawleyviller-S.G0 a, m.; 1.55, s.O5, 5.3s D. m Return, 7.54, 9.45. 11.59 a. m.; 7.04 p. m. Danbury-S.O0 a. m.; 1853 a.o5, 5.3s D. m Return, 40, BIO, II, ,45 8. m.; 6.50 D. rn Brewsters-S.O0 a.. m.; 155, 2.05 D. m Return, 645, II .25 a. m.; 6.30 D. m. l Fishkill on Hudson-S.00 a. m.; 1.55 B. m. | Return, 1905 B.. m.; s,05 D. m | A. c. KENDALL, Gen'l Pass Agent, Boston, c H. PLATT, Surt, Hartford
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A R1essinr fin Disc,aise.

sOh, rrlerciful heavensi" exclaimed Mrs. Shriekwell, looking up from the newspaper as she read the startling headlines: Another Theatre Horrorl" "What is it2" anxiously inquired her husband. Another theatre burned" she said, land scene painter and three actors were hurt, and chest full of manuscript plays and all the wardrobe burned up." "Those empty headed liars of editors" growled Mir. Shriekwell; ''they ought to be prosecuted for printing mislead- ing head lines. Call that horrorl I thought somebody had brought out another English comedy n-Burdette
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
MeTiden, Waterbury ( Conn, River
RAILROAD.

 Fall lArrangement.-1n effect November 1. WATERBURY TO CROMWELL. Leave Waterbury-Dubn Street.
 905, 1.40, m, 4O0 6.15. pm. East Farms, f9.14, f11.49 m. f409 f6 24 pm, Summit f91S i'll .53 m, M413 f6 2S pm Prospect, f929 2O4, a m, fl. p, 6.39, pm. West Cheshire, f9.36; f12.11, m, 499 f6.46, pm. Houghs Mill, f9.47, fig. B m, f4.4o, f65s m Meriden-West Main Street.
 9.56, 1231 a m, ma 51, 706 D m Highland f1O.1O, m, zoo a. m. f511, D. m Smiths, f1O14, m, 3,04 m, f5.17, m Westfeld, f1019, a m, 1909 am, 5.21,pm. West Cromwell f10.21, m. f3 Il am, f5.24 pm. Arrive Cromwell 10.26, m, 3.16 m, a.30, pm. New York, 600
 New Haven, Il 45, a m, 24, 6.5O, sos pm. Midaletown, .3S, m, 1.35, D m. 62Opm Hartford, Il .3S, m, 1.35 G.20pm Springfield, 1927 2,Ss, ,.Io D ii. Boston, 3.30, m. G. OO 1000 pm New York, 2.15 m, SSO 800, 1000 pm CROMWELL TO WATERBURY Leave New York, 4O0pm.
 Cromwell, 630, m, 12 20 pm 4f5pm West Cromwell, f6.37, f12,27 m, fS.36 pm Westfeld, f6.40. a m, f12 30 pm f4.24pm. Smiths, f6.44, m, f124 pm, f4.29 pm. Highland, f6.4s, a m fig. .3s D m, f4sspm. Merden, Center street, TOO, a m. Meriden, w Main St, t7.25, 9.25, a m, 1.1U
 m4.51, p m.
 Hough's Mill, 7.33, f9. .3s m, fl 19, f4.5spm. West Cheshire, fl .45, f9.45, am. fl 34 ,f5 10 pm Prospect, f752, f952, m f142, f517pm. Summit, fs.O3, f1OO3 m, f1.54, M5.ss m East Farms, fs,O7, 1O.C7 a m, f.. .OO f5. B D m Arrive Waterbury, Dublin St, S16 DIG, am g. 10
 5.41 p Stations at whirh trains stop upon signal. NJ Traids meet.
 CONNECTIONS: At Meriden with N Y, N H & HRR At West6eld with Middletown Branch MN H s RR.
 At Cromwell, with Hartford t& Connecticut Val ley R, Cromwell S Gildersleeve's Ferry Hart ford Boat for Conn. River Landings and New York At Waterbury with Y .S N E R, and Naa- gatuck Division N |, N H & H RR
 CHAS. M CRAWFORD Supt
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
THE MISSION OF TEARS.

Weep, if thou wilt; for tears are good Ay, tears are like the gentle rain That bringeth flowers in the dark wood, And maketh meadows green again. Our tears are blest, though rivers flow; Such moving springs our nature needs. Deep through these stony hearts they go, And turn the mill wheels of good deeds.
 F. Buckham in Sunday School Time
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A Sure Cure.

First Crook-rve got soft snap now; safe, too, right within the law. Did you no tice those "how to get thin" advertisements in the papers9
 Second Crook-By jinksl Is them yours2 What do you send ill return for the half dol llr?
 Second Crook-Country board circulars, ,-- The Cartoon.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A Great Favor.

Dumley-I say, Brown, as a great favor, would you mind putting your name on the back of my note for thirty dayss
 Brown (dubiously)-Why, I s'pose so, Dumley. Where will you make tho note payable?
 Dumley-Anywhere you like, old man; that's your business, not mine.-New York Sun
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A Drouth Impossible.

DrOuth Impossible. Are you experiencing drouth where you live?"
 "No; the downpour of water is almost con- stant."
 "You are a farmer, believe7" ''No, sir; run a street sprinkler. "-Lin- coin Journal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
One Way Out of 1t.

Her Parent-Do you think, MT. Filkins, that you can support my daughter ill the style in which she is accustomedl
 Bright Young Man-I think could if you would let us board with you-Exchange
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
How He Got There.

Friend (to dentist-Now that you've got the custom house job you were after spose you'll give up pulling teeths
 Dentist-Yes, indeedy.
 'How did you manage to get that job, Charleys"
 II had strong pull. .n-Texas Siftings,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
New England Disenfectant Co.,

are now prepared to furnish all kinds of Deoderizer and Disenfectant and sure preventative for Buffalo Bugs and Moth Wax and all kinds pertaining to the business; and furthermore our teams do all business between sunrise and sunset, and have control of all Disenfectants used in the Naugatuck Valley, Meriden, Dan bury and New Britain.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Savors of Home.

MT. Giltedge-You come to the springs every season, don't you, Mir. Bullion9
 MT. Bullion-Yes, I feel at home here There is a fine, homelike dlphtheria flavor about the springs that recalls the old we'll behind the COW shed at my former homo in Vermont-The Idea.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Pathological.

Teacher-What is tautologyi Boy-Repetition.
 Teacher-Give me an example, Boy-We are going to have sheep's head for dinner, and my sister Elsie's beau is com ing to dinner also.
 Teacher-Go up head.-Time.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12

She Remembers That It Is Leap Year. Young Man tin periodical store)-I want 8 Fireside Companion. Clerk (archly)-How would do?-Texas Siftings
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Except by Personal Experience,

It is all very we'll for the papers to discuss the question, "ls Marriage a Failure" It amuses their readers and adds to their sale. But there is not a woman in America who will be convinced either one way or the other except by personal experience. Nor man either.-Fort Worth (Tex) Gazette.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Beyond His Wits.

Man is awfully smart in some things, but nobody has yet discovered one that could jam 0 hat pin clear through his head and make it come out on the other side, as the women do.-Chicago Herald.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12

Who, finds all the umbrellas that every body loses? Every man we meet loses the umbrellas ho buys, but we have never got acquainted with the man that finds them.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
WATERBURY MEDICAL INSTITUTE, Office Parlors 52 Bank St. Free Consultation, 9 a. m. to 9 D. m.
 Sunday, 1 to 5 D. m

CHRONIC COMPLAINTS, SURGICAL
 DISEASES AND FEMALE DIFFI-
 CULTIES, SPECIALTIES.
 The Institute is in charge of skilled and exper- fenced men in their several specialties.
 They prepare their own medicines and use nothing but the purest vegetable extracts Though educated in the regular school of practice they do not confne themselves to medicine alone, but use ELECTRICITY, MAGNETISM, MASS AGE, BATHS, etc, and are supphed with all the modern instruments and scientific appliances to effect rapid and permanent cure, in other words THE INSTITUTES ECLECTIC, eaS Their combination method of healing the sick and curing diseases is most successful and peror to all others.
 The Doctors can always be consulted in the Strictest confidence on the most delicate medical subject.
 Ladies, married or single. requiring skillful medical services, should call at the Institute be- fore going elsewhere. Terms moderate.
 Sg All letters promptly answered. Everything strictly confidential. Address with stamps, Water bury Medical Institute. 52 Bank St. Waterbury, Conn.
 N. B.-References and testimonials of recent remarkable cures ill Waterbury and vicinity furnished on application
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Trying to Support Himself.

Voter-Well, Uncle Rastus, whom are you supporting this yeara
 Uncle Rastus-I is tryin' to suppo't myself, sah, an called to see if yo' wuddent arsk yo' good lady if she hain't got CT weeks washin' fo' my ole 'ooman to do.-New York Sun
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12

Then They Would Be Bean Poles.
 There is q large colony of Poles in Connec- ticut. They ought to move to Massachusetts and raise beans.-Burlingto Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A Business View of It.

"Are you engaged to Miss Eclata"
 ssNo, not exactly. But when I asked for her hand she gave me the refusal of it."-De- troit Free Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12

The French ascribe the invention of bill lizards to Heprique Devigne, an artist, about 1871.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
Oririn of Fish Stories.

There is usually an area of low veracity about trout brook.-Brunswick CMe.] Tels- graph.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
F-AC1S l

Y ARGEST and most varied assortment of cut
 IL flowers and plants in the valley Funeral work a speciality: Bottom prices and finest work guaranteed Bulbs for the cemetery. Plant them now. Call and see my stock. Telephone.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12

Chance for Crippled Mastodon. A mastodon's tusk has been found near Bismarck, D. T. The owner can have the same by proving property. Rochester Post EV,,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
A NIetamorphosis.

Spudsey tthe tramp)-Im blowed if I knowed yer, Mike! Been playin' der races9 Mike-No. Been playin' dat bath house while der dudes in der water.
 Spudsey-Guess I'll go in an gaffle yourn. Dey's better den mine-Judge.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-12
AN OLD RUSSIAN FORT.
PEcuLIARlTlES OF A MUscoVlTE FoR-
 LITIGATION IN ALASKA.

Old Defenses of Fort Wrange1l-A Mili- tary Post in Name Only-Russians and Indians-Curios for Sale-Blanlzets. Alaska Scenery.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11
Educational and General.
Higher Education.

The Girls Higher School, for young
ladies and children, 487 and 489 La
Sale ave-, Chicago, will begin it's
thirteenth year September II, 1888,
and close June IS, 1889. This school
is finely situated on one of the pleas
ATTEST avenues of the city, within a
short walk of Lake Michigan and
Lincoln park, and is under the di-
rect supervision of its two principals,
Miss Rebecca S. Rice, A. M, and
Miss Mary E. Beedy, A. M. The
course Of instruction is thorough and
complete, beginning with the kinder
garten, and including preparation
for the best colleges. 1t also en-
braces an extended course in English
literature, modern languages, sciences
and the arts. Physical culture and
moral training receive careful atten-
ton. In short, the growing demand
for higher education for girls which
is being felt throughout the land, is
met by this excellent institution, and
reflects great credit upon the ladies
who are It's founders, as well as upon
the noble womanhood of America.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11
Capital and Labor.

[ cry out in behalf of the i'm
periled financialinterests of this whole
country for arbitration. Capital will
never help itself by fighting labor,
and labor will never get any advan-
tage from combating capital. They
60 up together or they 60 down to-
gether Show me any year in the
history of the country when capital
was prosperous and | will show you a
year when labor was prosperous, and
vice versa. Let either interest be
struck between the eyes, and all in
terests of the land stagger, and reel,
and fall. But there is no doubt that
in all parts of the land capitalists are
imposing upon labor. They own the
New York legislature and Pennsyl-
gania legislature, with a few notable
exceptions; they own Congress for
the most part; they ride over the
neck of the people. We have over
5000 millionaires in this country. 1t
is a bad sign of the time when one
man dies worth $4,000, 900, and
another worth $50, 100000, and our
richest men are not dead yet. 1t
wants no very great wisdom to see
that there are people in this land who
have more than their share. | do not
wonder that sometimes men lose their
equilibrium and strike, although it is
unwise to strike, since strike means
less bread, less fuel, less good clothes
and less homes.
Now, what we want is a few men
with equipoise enough, and SYM
pathies enough, and pluck enough,
and promptness enough, to 90 among
these contestants and harmonic
counting-room desk and anvil, and
get the delicate hand of calculation to
cross palms with the brown and hard
knuckled hand of toil.-[Talmage.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11

store in Cortland street, which has
branches in Hong Kong and Shanghai,
hang a series of japanese pictures
Illustrating the seven picturesque Pc
RODS of mans existence. The mate
rial used is mating, not canvas, and
great ingenuity is displayed in the
execution of the tableaux. The in
FAINT, of course, figures in the first
picture. The next shows the boy ad-
mitted to university. In the third
he stands up for betrothal. In the
fourth he is a soldier. In the fifth,
much Older, he is a mandarin. In
the sixth he is dotard, dying. In
the seventh he is a wrath waited
away in the wind.- New York Sun,
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11

only with paroxysms of anger that are
senseless and brutal. In appearance
the beer drinker may be the picture
of health, but in reality he is the most
incapable of resisting disease, A
slight injury, a severe cold or shock
of the body or mind will commonly
provoke an acute disease ending
fatally. Compared with inebriates
who use different kinds of alcohol, he
is the most incurable and more
generally diseased The constant
use of beer every day gives the sys-
tenn no recuperation, but steadily
lowers the vital forces.- Scientific
American.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11
An Easy Way to OBJ
tain a Watch !

There is no excuse for any person in Arkan-
sas to be without watch. Mr. Louis G. Ber-
nays, manufacturing ieweler, 1l6 Main street.
Little Rock, Ark, has devised plan by which
the best time pieces now in the market can be
secured on terms that prohibits the purchaser
missing the money he expends for one of
them.
The plan is simple and will meet with the
endorsement of all who really desire Il watch
The watches Mr. Bernays proposes to sell
can be selected from his stock, which is com
plete in. every respect He has just received
gold filled cases, for open face and hunting
They are especially adapted for railroad peo-
Pile and parties working around dynamos and
other electric appliances. The purchaser is
only required to pay two dollars down as the
purchase money for one of the watches, Civ
ing every week thereafter one dollar, until the
watch is paid for. No interest is charged, and
the same charge is made for the watch as
would be required to purchase one at other
establishments for cash. 1t is the simplest
and easiest plan ever suggested to enable a
man or woman to own an excellent gold watch
without missing the money required to pur-
chase one
For further particulars, call or write.
LOUIS c. BERNAYS, Agent,
Manufacturing JeWeer,
116 Main st., Little Rock, Ark.
Woman's chronicle. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1888-1???, 1888-08-11
Evil Effect of Drinking Beer,

The use of beer is found to pro-
duce species of degeneration of all
the organs; profound and deceptive
fatty deposits, diminished circulation,
condition of congestion ndperversion
of functional activity; local indam-
nation of both the liver and kidneys
are constantly present. intellectually,
stupor amounting almost to par
alysis arrests the reason, changing all
the higher faculties to mere animal
ism, sensual, selfish, sluggish, varied