The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-02-16
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tim s i4e country, vas alarmed at The
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ed add shaking Der parasol at tie
aQia abe said, 10 very stern tone
"i..e dagn, sir lie down !"
& tue cleaning He, with emotion
NOV ra tba, you have accepted my
pr9p 3. "a us seal 1t With Kiss. She,
10 b5 ness tone What's the use Your
BID has ba accepted and there's 20 need
Of scaiei proposals.
s ru9pf Gmveseud Intends TO Try
~ Isl laree weeks aud set type ten hours
day tha probabilities are that he viii
be al mstsi" before the three weeks
a. plg b. duesot deserve to have biz
grave marked silh an imposing stone.
"a one threw ahead OF ctbbtge at
az lrsa orator while he was making
speeea ouce lie paused, aud then said
Gentlemen, l ouly asked for your ears !
don care Tor your heads He was not
bothered any more.
-R9blnson after long whist boa, at the
clabl itissvfaliy late, Brown. What will
you Az q your wiie2 Brown 10 wbis-
pea o., sp4at say much, you know,
Good morning. dear, or something OF that
son. She'll say the rest.
-instractor teterulyl Mr.. Freshly, this
is the Third time you have handed 10 only
three pages Of written matter, while the
real ii the class hand in five Freshly, 81
-Yes, s,r, bu, (siruck with bright idea
i use ever 80 much thicker paper
Among other extraordinary anatomies
disco red by my hopeful Of 2 is one
whis4 Ne namsd 10 telling me OF the sad
cbasIsemout Indicted on disobedient
doll Papa. Dithe was SO naughty todsy
ihat bad 70 pank her on the back OF Der
tupmg
~ Hu as, the tragedien, is married
YES ara made bad business Of it too.
WI nos idea man OF his talent and
pr ls marrying the daughter Of a.
po iualeFl That's all night. He's
been Used 10 eggs all his life.
-IaIy What can get divorce for ?
lows Lawyer Nothing. Lady Why how
ca always lhoughtiI took piles of
money. Lawyer Money? obi II will
cc yoa just $500 coaussi's fees. l
thoa yau sete asking about the cause.
A4l s9 sou thnk you will get MR.
rird ubau yea grow up TO be young
LAZY rgsste n said the caller, "oh, |
bsrs doubt OF it. assented Flostie.
'Esery Oaly says am very much like my
mamaa aoi she you know, has been
msrfis lbree times. "
Broker These rascals who have
rnil The market ought TO be roundly
pm shel Jast think Of being Obliged to
g. a free lunch stand /" Friend
"Rat oppose lbeir nsfarious schemes had
suc,al eg2' Broker Nov ron are talk
log noasause scheme isn't nefarious II
II sucoa
Awinl Scare. Society Belle MVlh-
er. D. Brass has proposed and have
acsepl Mother Wha,' oh you wicked,
pue ahiai. gifl. after all we've done for
yen. NJ ~ Brass hasn. a cent 10 bless
hiss !. lob snd wont have until his fab.
aus sfaqdlasast lie. Belle The Mr. DE
Bras an reterag 70 Is The grandfather.
Moitsf Ol, Bless you my children.
~ vonuR German officer, rather new
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recrnils aaA ssye ,he word 81 command
Ian tie tighi ieg 81 One Of the soldiers
br mis,aA raised his left leg. 90 iha, IL
ioisei II 10 tho right leg OF bis
peishle .Dsunefsetser r exclaimed
toe shat lAckanapes has Lifted