The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-19
BRIGHT BITS

MAXEY-rve got you. you rascal What are
you doing WITH your hand in my pocket!
Tramp-Xcuse me, boss; we look SO much
alike thought it was my own.
BLINKs-Think your wife would object to hav-
ing you 90 of duck shooting with rnes
Jinks-t m afraid she would if ! asked her,
but I'll tell my little son to order her to let me
go. She always obeys him.
WELT THE DEAR THINGS Know ABOUT PoLI-
TICs.-He-I see that our friend Fenpelton ran
away behind his ticket
She-Those Fenneltons grow meaner and
meancr every day. Why didn't he hire a
coupe?
BrssIE-O, Jessie! Isn't that sunset just too
lovely for anything: And do you hear the sob
bling OF the water under the rocks: 1t is like the
sad repiniDg of a human soul.
Jessie-Yes. Say, Bess let me chew your
gdm for few minutes won't you? You make
me most frantic. BuriinytOa Free Press.
Mas. II .Lups (solusJ-I wonder when John
will get ia tonight
Tommy He won't be home till daylight
mamma.
IIrs Tiup-I'd like to know what you know
about it, yoI little scamp
Tommy Well, heard him tell Mr. Soker
that he'd bet the Old hen would be laying for
him when he came home.-Terre H0ute Err
press
JINGs-I heard that Addie had one of those
alleged surprise parties at his house last night
Jangs-IG was a <, nuiDe affair, l assure you.
Jings-Oh, come off. He knew they were
coming, and had big spread for them.
JangS-Precisely. His wife heard they were
gong TO give him costly gold chronometer
and after the party ate everything in the house
they surprised him with Waterbury.-LOUcU
Citizen.
WIFE (at supper %, I was so annoyed at the
drug store this afternoon.
Husband-What was the trouble?
Wlfe-There were six or seven ahead Of me as
usual; one wanted a Decent box OF waters, an
other an equal amount OF tooth powder, still
another cents worth of tutti frutti gum O. |
should think theSa poor druggists would go
crazy y9lk5seh tTiaing cusDEI.
IiusbaGd-Anl what did you buy. my dear?
.Wife-A 2-cent postage stamp. -Epoch.
MASTER or HIS TRAnE-Jeweler- Yes, sir;
will engrave anything you wish on the ring
Young Maxwell inscribe on it From
George to Alice IN s~,
JeWcisr- Hem, The lady is your sister, may
be-
Young Man-The fact is. this is an engage
'' jst< - al ~ foAg friend, I have had
s049S'des TAI eSdrhc Az PFeRsagement rings
simply, From George" Then it win do for
anyb )dy.-3iBle.
WE attended church the other evening in com
pany with Hank Rifer's Oldest girl. Sarah
When the contribution box was passed we in
tended to CHIP in a quarter. but got hold of
dollar by accident After the services we went
20 ID aeon JaEgers, who runs the box, and re-
questcd IS cents rabate. He refused to make it,
saying that the Lord never allowed discounts or
rebates. The deacon being this sort of q man.
the Kicker does not hesitate to record the fact
that he broke Jail at Akrbn, O., twelve years
ago, and is 8 i'll wanted ia tnst state for blgamy
We have been Geeping Slll on him because we
we're trottlng SarSn about, and because the
deacon claimed that he doing work for the
Lord in this locality. We have given Sarah the
shake and we shall now stand the deacon out to
publ view in u way which Will make him
anxious to move before Christmas.-1.isoua
Kicker, IN Detroit Free Press.