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St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
Confirmation of Assessment for
q Sewer on StbIey Street

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST.PAUL, Mimi, Apr. 27, 1888. :
The assessment of benefits, costs and
expenses arising from the construction
of a sewer on Sibley street, from
Eighth (Sth) street to Ninth (9th) street,
in the city of st. Paul, Minnesota, having
been completed by the Board of
Public Works in and for said city, said
Board will meet at their office in said
city, at 2 p. m. on the 14th day of
May, A. ID. 1888, to hear objections Gf
any to said assessment, at which time
and place, unless sufficient cause is
shown to the contrary, said assessment
will be confirmed by said Board.
The following is list of the supposed
owners names, "a description of the prop
erty benefited, and the amounts as
sessed against the same, to-wit:
Hoyt's Addition to st. Paul.
Supposed owner and
description. Lot Block. Benefits
Theresa Griffith. 8 s165 90
M MY GG5teti 100 fo...:::pi' .eA:ep' s 80 so
George c Stone, My
Cary | Warren. 6 165 90
Edward Walther ...6 6 6 PAT so
All objections to said assessment
must be made in writing and filed with
the Clerk of said Board at least one day
prior to said meeting.
r. l.. GORMAN, President.
121-l22 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
Ready Cash Market for Hogs.
ST. Paul Union Stock Yards.

Receipts cars hogs-245; cars calves
$50. Sales:
No. W.T.. Price No. VT. Price
63 hogs. ...... 259 50 45 so hogs. 263 So 40
70 hogs......2 256 5 40 cattle. 1 $40 2 35
81 hogs.....253 35
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
E. r. BARDEN,
GRAIN COMMISSION.
Wheat, Corn, Oats, Barley, Baled Hay,
IA Chamber OF Commerce. st. Paul.
Toledo Grain.

Toledo Grain.
TOLEDO, o.. April 3O.-Wheat active and
higher; cash, SSAc; May, 9sc; June, sSs4c;
July. S77Sc; August S7I2c: September,
S75sc. Corn dull and firm; cash, 567sc;
May, 5714c. Oats dull and steady; May and
June, 35c: Glover seed dull and higher;
cash, S4.05: October, S4.35. Receipts
Wheat 1000 bu: corn, 1000 bu; clover
seed, 92 bags. Shipments 5000
bu;, corn, 1000 bu; oats, 1000 bu; clover
seed. S6 bags.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
J.J. WATSON, BRO. & HYNDMANN,
lis East Fourth Street,
REAL ESTATE AND NOR 7GAGE INVEST.
MENTS.
FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY.
SEVEN CORNERS BANK
Paid Up caoital 100000.

r. NJ. Newport President
W. B. Evans, Cashier
Michael Defel, Vice President.
c. A. Hawks. Asst. Cashier
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01

(STATE BANK
PAID UP CAPITAL, s4O0, 900.
Surplus and undivided profits, S55, 200.
ALEX. RAMSEY, WILLIAM BIcKEL,
President Cashier.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD
The Dining Car line to Fargo, Helena, Butte
Dining Cars on Pacific
Express Trains.

Portland Express (Lim
ited) for Fargo, Bis.
marck, Miles City
Helena, Butte, Taco
ma, Portland, etc. 80.
Montana Express tor
Sauk Centre. Morris,
Fargo, Miles City, Hell
ena, etc. .....
Dakota Express for
Fargo, Grand Forks,
Grafton, Pembina.
Fergus Falls, Wahpe-
ton, jamestown and.
Minnewaukon. etc.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK
Corner OF Fourth and Jackson Sts,
St. Paul. MINI.
PAID UP CAPITAL,


Albert Scheffer, President.
P. H. Kelly, First Vice President.
Chas. Kittelsor. Second ViceP Presid'nt
Herman Scheffer. Cashier.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01

ST. PAUL UNION STOCKYARDS CO.,
SOUTH ST. PAUL
The Yards and Packing Houses Open for
Business.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
Chicago, St. Paul & Kansas City
RAILWAY.
minnesota & Korthwestern,)

Lyle, Austin. Dodge Center, Chatfeld,
Plainview, Rochester, Peoria, Indianapolis,
Columbus, and all points East South, and
VEST
Dining cars, Mann Boudoir cars and Com
pany's Sleepers on Chicago night trains.
Through Sleepers on Des Moines night
trains.
City ticket offices 1913 East Third street and
Union depot, foot of Sibley street. ST. Paul.
City ticket Office, No. 3 Nicollet House
Union Depot Bridge square, Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
The DULUTH UNION NATIONAL BANK,
DULUTH, MINN.
u S. Government Depository.
CAPITAL $500, 600
New York Produce.
DULUTH, AIINN.

L. MENDENHA11. Pres. 4. A. WARE. Cashier.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01

LIVE STOCK.
Minnesota Transfer.
The market at Minnesota Transfer yester-
day was quiet There were no arrivals of
stock. Only few head of cheap cattle were
sold and some stock sheep. The offerings
to-day will probably produce buyers. Sales
were:
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01

IMPORTANT
Express stops at princip
TANA EXPRESS makes
EXPRESS makes all s
Fargo and Sunday from
OND CLASS SLEEPER
ing ST. Paul at 500 a. N
Sleepers daily between
Forks, Fergus Falls ani
(3) Express Trains dali,
st. Paul and Moorhea(
town. G. E. STONE CT
East Third Street, st. Pal
CITY Ticket Agent IS Nj
apolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
The Visible Supply.

CHICAGO, April 30.-The visible supply of
grain April 2S, as compiled by the secretary
of the board Of trade, was as follows:
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
Confirmation of Assessment for
a Sewe" ON Bradley Street.

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC Works, |
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, Apr. 81, 1888. (
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01

=.
limited Pacific Coast
nj points only. MON
all stops. DAKOTA
tops. saturday TO
Fargo only. SEC
) only on train leav .
Through Pullman
It. Paul and Grand
Wahpeton. Three
7 each way between
|, Fargo and James
~ Ticket Agent, 173
Il. B. N. AUSTIN,
collet House, Mime
St. Paul daily globe., 1888-05-01
LIVE STOCK.

Duluth stocks increased past week. .457 ,4O3
Minneapolis and ST. Paul stocks inc. 20, 205
General visible decrease of wheat 169, AL
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
TIE T4II-
LOETE

eor 1878 is before Us 1t is a
haDdsome document. 1t shows 203
students. There are abundan, proofs
Of Improvement in all departments
Not only regular courses are given,
but tull opportunity IS offered Tor
special training. Besides the month
ly lectures by able men of the Uni
ver.i,y and elsewhere, the Mitchell
Scientific Society, and the Shakspere
Club, we notice new socilies, viz.
one tor the study Of North Carolina
History, aid the Seminary of Litera-
,ure and Pbilology. All the depart
meu,s have Postgraduate courses.
We are glad TO see provisions made
Cor the poor, who are allowed to
give notes for tuition, which is $50
per annurn.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19

The railroad companies in the
State have generally agreed to have
round-trip tickets at excursion rates
Oh sale. for delegates to the Demo.
cratic state Convention to be held
i'll the city Of Raleigh on May 3Ott
inst, to be good from May 18th to
june 4th, both inclusive. SO dele
gates rill be careful to buy tickets
TO Raleigh anil return.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
DEMOCRATIC DISTRICT CON
Nt\TION.

a Convention Of the Democratic
party Of the Fourth Congressional
District VIII be held at Raleigh, on
May 30, lSss, to nominate a can.
didate for Congress, a candidate for
District tIector, to elect TWO Dele
rates TO the National Democratic
Convention and for other purposes
BY order OF the Committee.
+. j. PARRISH,
Chm'n tx. Com.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
THE

Gladstone was III parliament at
30, and at "a was lord OF the treas
ury.
ltumors come over the cable that
the war cloud in Europe is blacker
and war believed to be inevitable.
The new Chief Justice, Mr.. NJ. w.
Fuller, is said to make $4,000 or
more yearly by his law practice. AS
Chief Justice he will receive a sal
AIRY OF $4,000.
The Mississippi river has been on
a big rampage, and much damage
was done TO property and crops.
The flood almost reached the highest
mark recorded.
Arrangements were perfected in
l'icsmonl last Saturday for a grand
reunion Of Conttdcratcs aud FEEDER.
ais on the Gcttv>bnr. battle ground
on luc first three DAYS of July next
The Georgia State Temperance
Convention passed resolutions tc
make \ general prohibition contes,
in the elections for the Legislator,
tbs lai,. Prohibition candidates
Will bc nominated in every count,
pledged I" vote tor a statutory pro
hlbltIon law instead OF leaving til,
question To a vote OF the people.
The Secretary Of War at The cit,
Of Mexico has notified Mexican off
GERS along the border that hereatte
the penalty of death will be i'm
posed tor crossing over into I'll,
ln,lcd States with troops ana inter
ierlng with the affairs OF The citizen
OF that friendly nation. This actio,
was taken after inquiry into tn
eases OF Colonel .tryizer and Lieut.
GnitereA, who rescued a prisone
from the American authorities.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
NJ Il RS
FloIEND
NIIlAeS HID ISii-tI Ir;fSy'

Makes HID Birth EASY
SIIORTF\S LABOR. LESSONS
THE PAINS ATTEND
ING IT.
DIMINISHES TUE DANGER
TO LIFE OF MOTHER
AND CHILD.
SHOULD BE USED \ FEW
MONTHS BEFORE CON
FINkNENT.
7Seni for book TO MDTH.
Frs mailed free.
BRADFlLLD REGULATOR Co,
Atlanta, Ga.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
MEETING OF TOWN COMMIS
SIONERS.
per atInuIn

Mayor JOS. a. Harris and Messrs.
ID. G Parks, JAS. Webb, Jr., James
\. Cheek, George Laws, Thomas
IIedgpe'h, Henry Richards, Jr. and
ID. Y. Mebane, the new Town Com
mi-s'oners, met in the Mayors off e
Friday morning, May l1,h. The
oath OF Office was trst administered
tt the Mayor and then to the Com
mIssioner-. by Tho>. ID. Tinnin, Esq.
Mr.. i d. Tinnin, Clerk, and Mr..
John Laws, Treasurer, were re-
elected WITHOUT opposition.
The salary OF the Town Constable
vas fixed at 5000, with 10 per cent.
for collecting taxes.
Mr.. James Carmichael was elect.
ell Town Constable without opposi
ton.
Mr.. Edmund Strud wick made the
town a present OF a large quantity
Of good rock Accepted with thanks
The Mayor was authorized TO SEE
the County Commissioners and ash
OF them the privilege Of using some
room in the Court House for hold
ing meetings OF Town Commission
els, Mayors Court, sc.
The Mayor was appointed tow
List Taker for 1883.
The regular meetings Of the Boar'
will be held on the last Monday il
each month.
The standing committees on tow
affairs tor the next twelve month
are as follows:
Flnance-James Webb, Jr., D. {
Parks aud Henry Richards, Jr.
Cemeteries-James A. Cheek, /
\. Mebane, George Laws.
Streets George Laws, James 4
Cheek, Thomas lIedgpe,h.
Pump, Clock and Scales-Thoma
Dedgpeth, James a, Cheek, Herr
Richards, Jr.
Public Property-D. G. Park
James Webb, Jr., d. Y. Mebane.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
Is CONSUMPTION ISCvRABL.E ?


Read the following Mr.. c. II.
Morris, Newark, Ark, saws wv as
down with .Ab>cess Of Lungs. and
friends aud physicians pronounced
me an lncurabie Consump,ive. Be
gan taking DR.. Kings New Dis.
cosery for Consumption, am now on
my third bottle, and able to oversee
the work on my farm 1t is the
finest medicine ever made Jesse
M'ddlewart. Decatur, Ohio, sa, 5
Had it not been for DR.. King.
New Discovery for Consumption
would Nave died of Lung Troubles
" As given up by doctors. Am now
IN best OF heath" Try IT. sample
bottles tree at w. \. Hayes DRUG
Store.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
Pomona Hill Nurseries
1.-TWO AND 4 HALF MILES WEST
OF GREENSBORO, n. G.


The main line of the Richmond &
Danville Rail Road passes through the
grounds and within 100 feet of the Of
fCe. Salem trains make regular stops
twice daily each way. Those interest
ed in fruit and fruit growing are cor
daily invited to inspect this the largest
Nursery in the State and one of the
largest in the South. Stock consists OF
Apples. Peach. Pear. Cherry. Plnms.
japanese Persimmons. -Apricots,. Nee
tarines. Mulberries, Ounce. Grapes.
Figs. RaSpberrie>. Currants. Pie Plant,
English Walnuts. Che>tnutS. Strawber-
ries. Roses, Evergrcens. shade Trees. &c.
All the new and rare varieties rs we'll
as the old ones which my new Cata-
looue tor 1eSS will show. Give your
order to my authorized Agent. or order
direct from the Nursery. Correspond
ence solicited. Descriptive Catalogue
tree to applicants.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
Mock AGONY.

W hat wine is mock agony ?
Champagne (,ham pain) l: it was
a reai pan it the lungs or chest,
Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet
Gum and Mullen will cure it.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
G. oIsE1 4 SONS COMPANY.
ND
FOR eco.

Reliable in its manufacture. SPECIFY attention given to the a
utuctue OF ev0y pound STANDARD Just tie sume umck in its action.
Virginia and North Carolina for thirty gears. By proper cultivation,
and management, it insures you a crop Of FINE YELLOW To-
BACCO. Try it this year if you want a crop OF GOLDEN BRIGHT
TOBACCO. None better on the market. We refer you to the thou
FOR SALE BY
c. NJ. PARKS, JOHN L. MARKHAM,
Hilsboro, n. C. Dn' ham, ). {.
+. r. WARREN & CO., +. LONG & BRO.
Prospect Hill, n. c. Bushy Fork, ~ {,
D. ". II. RICHMOND,
Hurdles Mills, n. {.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19
WHO is YOUR BEST FRIEND

Your stomach OF course. Why :?
Because If it is out of order you are
one ct the most miserable creatures
living. Give it a talr, honorable
chance and see if it is not the best
friend you have in the end. Don't
smoke in the morning. Don't drink
in the morning. If You must smoke
and drink wait until your stomach
is through with breakfast. You can
drink more and smoke more in the
evening and it will tell on you less.
1t your food terments and does not
digest right,-it you are troubled
with Heartburn, Dizziness Of the
head, coming up OF the TODD after
eating, BIliousness, Indigestion, or
any~other trouble Of the stomach
you had best use Green'srAugust
lower, as no person a use it
without immediate relief.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-05-19

1He Or"uye comfy Obserrer IS
tie oirleSt piper pubklsh'd IN the
Nouuty, an" mp 10 Iny. M, 1897,
7rnS the only pnl,.r IN tie County
/or tie past Sernl1 Y@ors.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

The same precautions against fire
are taken in Moscow and st. Peters
burg to-day that were in use century
ago. Scores of fre-towers are every
where seen. They run up about sew
enty-fve to one hundred feet, are built
like lighthouse, with winding stair
way, and have a platform all around
at the top, where the watchman patrols
day and night. If fire is discovered
signal is given and the fire depart
ment turns out. It was only recently
that st. Petersburg, the capital, with
hundreds of millions of government
property, secured a steam fire-engine,
and that is poor, old fashioned affair.
The hand-engine does service there yet,
and in most other cities of the empire.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18
A Fortune Scattered by Marriages.

Having only gentile's knowledge of
arithmetic and fair share of gentle
discreetness, I can neither calculate nor
inquire the amount of the dowry Mdlle.
Aline de Rothschild brings to her hus-
band, Mr.. Edward Sassoon. But it
would seem that the fortune of the
Rothschild dynasty is getting scattered
by the recent marriages of the young
people. Now it is Mdlle. Aline who
marries Sassoon; yesterday it was her
eldest sister who married M. Lambert,
of Brussels, and her cousin, Mdlle.
Helene who married Dutch diplom-
atist, Baron Won Zuylen; not long ago
Mdlle. de Rothschild became princess
de Wagram, another Duchess de Gra-
mont, another simple Nine. Ephrussi
and another Lady Rosebery. Tradi-
ton says that the old Baron James left
a fortune of $50, 1000, 600 francs, which
was divided among his children,
four sons and daughter, the Baroness
Nathaniel Thus each inherited 49,
600, 600 francs, which have doubtless
increased and multiplied. At any rate,
the marriage of the Baron Gustave's
daughter was q grand affair. More than
5000 persons were invited or admitted
to the synagogue, and nearly 10000
people-according to Hebrew calcula-
tions-passed through the sacristy to
congratulate the young couple. The
immensity of this nuptial ceremony was
simply bewildering. London World.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18
Pats Promotion.

A man sat by a circus tent smoking
q pipe turned upside down when a
stranger approached him and said:
sAre you connected with the show?"
@Oi bes that, sor."
@Are you doing well?"
@Yis, sor; very we'll Oh ave bin
promoted, sor, an am getting higher
wages"
aHow were you promoted?'
sOi ave bin down on all fours, wrap
ped about wild sthriped hide an rep
ressintin' q terrible grave-diggin' hy-
gena, an Oh had to howl iv'ry foive
minutes, sor; but since me promotion
Olive got up on me hind legs, and now
Dim Alkel Bill, in charge ov the Wild
West department, eighteen years chief
ov scouts, the killer ov tree million
booffaloes. ten t'oussnd Injuns, an two
'undred white men, yer honor. LON
dom Exchange.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

eve greatly dislike to find fault
with any of the customs of our beauti.
full little city," says Dakota editor,
"but we must nevertheless insist that
the people keep their swine out from
under the Office of this paper. While
engaged at our desk writing our leader
on The Stability of Our Territorial
Institutions for our paper this week,
one of Senator McBride's razor-backed
hogs bumped up it's spine and began
scratching it's back on the beams under
the floor, jarring the building and. max.
ing it necessary for US to stop our
work on the editorial, crawl under our
office, and welt the critter along the
side with column rule. This inter
rupted our train of thought, and the
editorial is not what we could wish.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

THERE is q convent not far from the
heart of New York City which has al
ways had q select Jewish patronage,
the young ladies paying each 81, 900 for
board and tuition. The good Sisters
not only keep their own holidays, but
see to it that their Jewish pupils OBJ
serve the Jewish festivals. SYou need
not attend recitations tomorrow" said
q Sister once to her Jewish students.
sIt is one of your holidays. The girls
were amazed. The only day their par
ents kept was Yom kippur, and now,
after severe reflection, they realized
that they were requested to observe
Purim.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

A RAILWAY consisting of chain
formed of series of fiat plates II inches
long and 13 inches wide, made of hard
wood, riveted between two steel plates,
is the latest solution of the problem OF
an endless railway--that is, a road
which is as much part of the vehicle
as the wheels are. As the wheel re-
wolves it moves along the bottom plate
of the chain and brings the next plate
into position without undue strain or
friction. It has been used to good pur-
pose in South America, and is now be-
ing used in the swampy land in Ger
many, where large beet-root planta-
tious are.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18
CLAUS SPREcKELs has written q

CLAUS SPREcKELs has written
communication to the San Francisco
Post on the subject of beet-root sugar.
He believes that the cultivation Of
sugar-beets will soon be one of the
largest agricultural pursuits, not only
In California but in all the Western
States and Territories, both soil and
climate being more favorable to the
purpose than even in Germany. Fifty
acres planted in sugar-beets will be
more profitable than one hundred
planted in grain. He purposes erect
ing factory at Watsonville, Cal, but
before doing 80 must be guaranteed
that at least $500 acres will be plant
ed in beets for . definite number Of
years.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18
Skipping the Spots.

Edward Everett Hale says he be-
lieves the George Washington cherry
tree and hatchet story. Brethren, it
is the make of q good man to believe
the good things told of other people.
You will observe that every man who
doesn't believe that Washington al
ways told the truth, and who seriously
doubts that he prayed at Valley Forge,
is firmly convinced, and joyously de-
clares that he swore Like . pirate at
Monmouth. That's the difference be-
tween different sorts Of people. bur
date.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18
prow PAST, 0 WIND OF MEMoRx.

Blow past. o wind Of memoryi
must be calm tonight;
What would they say Of one who bore
The trace of grief In sight?
Across the lighted hall you show
NV mothers face to me,
within room whose windows Wide
Look cut upon the sea-
The Young moon peeps between the pane
Upon her slender hands;
And kisses tenderly form
That there beside her stands.
The group love grows wider now,
All ali are gathered there;
Nv father grave, my sister sweet,
MY brothers, tall and fair.
Oh, once again to feel the hands
Clasp mine in love Of oldi
Oh, once again to press the lips
That now are dumb and coldI
Haste on, o Time and bring me there
To where they wait above;
Il must be sweet-it must be sweet,
In that fair Land OF Love.
oh. hush; my hearth would be calm,
No grief must reign In sight;
Blow past, o wind Of memoryi
Tmnst not weep tonight
Anna B. Bensel, in Boston Transcript
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

EIGHTEEN years ago, when the ali
brake was tried, it required eighteen
seconds to apply it to train 1900
feet long. -Four years later the time
was reduced four seconds. Recent ex-
periments with the air brake on freight
trains show that it can be applied to
every car IN train of that length rum
ming at the rate of forty miles an hour,
and that this train can be stopped
within 600 feet, or one-fourth of it's
own length, and all this without any
serious jolting.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

The twin cities of the Northwest, st.
Paul and Minneapolis, understand each
other, and never in the history of cities,
ancient or modern, has rivalry been
conducted, as in these great metropo.
lises, upon the mutual benefit plan. Ii
st. Paul claims 25O,O00 population.
Minneapolis at least goes 10000 better.
This does not intimidate st. Paul At
the earliest opportunity she revises her
figures and claims 100000. If st. Paul
boasts of climbing the beautiful hills
which environ her, and which afford the
citizen and tourist views of almost un-
paralleled beauty. Minneapolis comes
to the front and tells how she is spread
ing out over all the adjacent country.
If st. Paul boasts of being the Capital
City, Minneapolis points to her mills
and puts in claim for being the Flour
City of the world. And thus it goes on
from year to year, and what is peculiar
about the business is that when
strangers visit these cities, what ap-
peared in print as the creations Of over
wrought fancy. is found to- be solid
facts. The Munchausen statements
are never more than six months ahead
of the facts.
Western Kansas world., 1888-02-18

Proprietor Political Organ = Well.
gentlemen, we must lay out our edit
orial page tomorrow. Have you Sc
lected . subject, Mr.. Scribner?
Scribner-I thought of writing on
aCloser Commercial Relations with
South America
aGood subject Direct the attention
of workingmen to the effect that South
American beef is far superior to the
native article. What topic have you
selected, Mr.: De Map?"
De Map-Future Expeditions to the
North Pole.
"Very good. Try to ring in some
thing to please the workingmen. Tell
them these expeditions should be on.
couraged because they furnish such
cool, refreshing reading for hot sum.
mer evenings. What is your subject,
Mr.. Metaphiz?"
Metaphiz z-Esoteric Buddhism.
"A sort of religious topic, isn't it?"
Something like that"
Every good just mention the fact
that this is free country and if work
ingmen want to- embrace Buddhism
they have q perfect right to vel
stand up for 'em through thick and
thin. What have you found in the
foreign exchanges, Mr.. De Tongue?"
De Tongue-The French papers are
having q remarkably interesting dis
cussion on "Hyphotism."
"Well, that will do. Throw in 8
suggestion to the effect that the rea
son SO many workingmen think they
are contented is possibly because they
have been hypnotised by their con.
sciousless employers. The rest of you
who have not selecsed subjects car
write as usual on labor and capital.
Sub editor-Yes, sir; of course, ot
course.
"By the way, my wife told me this
morning that she and all he daughters
must have sealskin sacques this season,
so you will each have to accept re-
duction of $40 q week" - Omaha
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