The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1888-03-07

/ pecunious friends.
MNN>> OF the good things of this
NNN\NNA life are sorrowfully LEI
alone on account of Dyspepsia. Acker'
Dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsia
Indigestion and Constipation; sold on ,
positive guarantee at % and 80 cents, b,
X i. Pattcn. Druggist
\ Mississippi cowboy pianist rejoice, in tn,
name Of o. o. Babel, And yet people will or!
out, "What's in name :"
NO s %Sp are e pTeye SSaI by Sn pys
pepsia, use Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets
They are positive cure for Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Flatulency and Constipation.
We guarantee them. 20 and 90 cents.
X. T. pattcn, Druggist
If You wish to measure the flight Of time
borrow a hundred dollars for thirty days anC
sec how quickly pay day will come around
CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
had placed in his hands by an East India mission
AIRY the formula nt a simple vegetable remedy tot
the speedy and permanent cure OF consumption
Bronchctis, Catarrh. Asthma and all throat and
Lung Affections, also Il positive and radical cur,
tor Nervous Debility and all Neasuus Comp Units
after having tested its wonderful curative powers
it known to his suffering fellows ActuItcd by
this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering
Will send Tree OF charge, 10 all who desire it, thi'
recipe, in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mai
hv addressing with stsmp naming this paper
". \. NoNr,, 40 Poafy'S Block, dorchester, " J
Why not let the lawyers settle the difficulty
They know all about Coke and Blackstone, il
coal dealers do know 50 much about Littc-ton
N\N and reliable Medicne3orct lcl st
WV to dependupon. Acl;cr's Blood FL
ixir has been prescribed for years for all i'm
purities of the Blood. In every form of Scrof
ulous, Syphilitic or Mercural diseases, it is
invaluable. For rheumatism, has no equal.
X. Il. Pattau, Druggist.
A swinging sign in front of Chicago store
bears the legend The Truth Spoken Here. y
The best medical writer's claim thst the sue
cessful remedy for nasal catarrh must be non
irritating, easy of application, and one that will
by its own action, reach all the remote res and
liberated surfaces. The history Of the efforts to
treat catarrh during the past few years 0bliges
us to admit that only one remedy has completely
met these conditions. and that Is Ely's Cream
Balm. This safe and pleasant remedy has mas
tered catarrh nothing else has ever done, and
both physicians and patients freely coneede this
fact. The more distressing symptoms quickly
yield to it.
The country member of the Legislature blows
out the gas at the hotel, but it is the city mem
Der who blows out the gas at the State House.
THE BEST WASHING COMPOUND ofthc
day is undoubtedly JAMES PYLE'S PEAR
LINE. 1t cleanses the dir,iest and most ele-
CANT fabric without injury and with little labor.
For sale by grocers.
A shabby coat is no disgrace, but it is a great
impeachment to the successful ncgoiunlSt Of a
small loan.
she Couldn't Understand Ii
What IN the World has 1,appened TO YOU since the
they met the street the ether day; 81" can't under
stand it, then YOU were pale hagRard aud ow.spir
tied, and remember YOU said that YOU hardly cared
whether you lived or died. To-day YOU look ever
much younger, aud 1t Is very evident from Your
what drove them away: 1t was Dr. Pierces Favorte
Prescription I was amariyr to functional legnse
am as well a. ever was in my life. No woman who
suffers as did ought 10 let Al hour pass before pro-
curing this wonderful remedy
If you want to hear some racy English go to
a horse trot on the ic
How to Reduce Your EXPENSE.
You can do il easily. aud you will not have todc-
priye yourself Of single comfort; on the contrary
you will enjoy life more than ever How Nnu nc.
s0lnplsh TINS result EASILY cut down 1onI doctor
bllis When you loose Your appetite and becomes
bilious aud cOnStpated. and therefore low.spuited
don rush of to the family physician iOt preetip'
ton, or on the other band, wait until YOU sick
abed before doing thing at ALI but just to drug
gist and for twenty 1--we cents get supply Of pr.
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. Take them
directed, and our word Tor It, your unpleasant SPIN
ptoms win disappear as if by magic, Won will nave
big doctors bill To pay, aud Everybody interested
cept the doctorl Will feel happy.
A dentist must be thorough in tooth pulling,
he must get at the root Of the matter.
Prize of = 10000
la good thing to get and the man who wins II nv
superior skill OF by an unexpected turn IN Fortunes
wheel, is to he congratulated But he who escapes
from the clutches OF that dread monster. Consump
ton and wins back heath and happiness, is far
fortL nate. The chances of winning 500 small
bnt every consumptve may he absolutely sure of re-
coycry, if he takes Dr. Pieree's Golden Medical Dis
covery in time For all scrofulous disease cOusun-
pion is one of them. it is an unfailing remedy. All
druggists.
The new "ball-pointed" pen will be used by
all repOrtprS nf tba al rama nnx,