Omaha daily bee., 1888-04-16

rocked hills OF Kentucky street out and
South San Francisco. In the latter Sec
tion his knightly eyes were facinated
by the golden locks OF a middle-aged
widow named Margaret Allen, To see
with Won Mugge was TO conquer. But
at this j%uucture, like In all love tales,
an obstacles was encountered, not in the
shape of a stern parent, 1T is true, but
in that Of a growing up family OF child
rem; who 'tumbledn to the baron's
movements and unhesitatingly forbade
their mother TO receive any more visits
from so distinguished a parsonage as
the baron.
This family injunction considerably
annoyed Won Mugge and his love-
stricken dame. who, although willing
TO fly over Long bridge and all its man
holes with the man of her heart. yet
was obedlent to the commands of her
children.
This condition OF two v~olcanoed hearts
could not continue. Something had to
be done, or South San Francisco had to
be stirred up from one end to the other
by an outburst of suppressed heart pres
sure. Baron Won Mugge's wits, with his
years Of training as a police officer,
we're equal to the emergency. He in
duced the blonde widow to come TO the
city, where he agreed to meet her. He
was as good rs his word. He did meet
her on Monday afternoon and the happy
pair arrived at the city hall by circuit
Gus routes. The baron planted the
widow in one of the unfinished halls
where. Michael Joseph Kelley's men are
throwing mud against the walls, while
he went to the county clerks Office, and
by whispering in the ear of Cupid
Wiseman made his wants and wishes
known. A 81 license was quietly handed
to him, with which himself and Mrs.
Margaret Allen presented themselves
in Judge Firms chambers. There the
twain were made one flesh, Mrs. Allen
emerging from the new city hall as the
Baroness Won Mugge. The happy
couple spent the remainder of the after
noon about the streets until they be-
came hungry, when they went to a
restaurant and appeased their appe-
tites.
Later on in the evening Baron and
Baroness Won Mugge took the swift
Fifth street bob-tailed horse cars and
returned to South San Francisco, where
the new lord and master of the Allen
household hung his sn~uif-colored over
coat and hat upon the family hat-rack
in the hallway, and us is becoming and
proper for all respectable married men,
was about to retire to his wife's boudoir,
when his attention was attracted by a
woop worthy of a Wild West show. The
baron stopped short in his disrobing
mission, and when about to investigate
the cause of the unseemly clamor, dis
covered the entire Allen household
bearing down upon him with ven
gence flashing in their eyes. Won
Mugge hesitated not upon the order of
his going, but rather sought a keyhole
large enough through which to crawl.
He found an exit, and took good care to
flee, not stopping until he had safely
arrived at the foot of Fourth street,
where the lumber piles afforded a Sc
cure hiding place.
The next seen of the kuightly BRIDE
groom was at the city hall yesterday in
search Of a writ of some kind-it made
but little difference to Lhim by what
name it was called-which would unlock
the door which kept Baroness Won
Muggo from the fond embraces of her
newly welded husband.
Later in the afternoon a n express
wagon was dispatched to South San
Francisco for the furniture of the Bar
oness Won Mugge, but the unfortunate
expressman came near being killed
when he told the Allen family his mis-
sion. Whether Won Mugge has found
the writ and the law that will restore to
him his wife or not has not yet been as
that the Aliens claim that their mother
was out of her mind at the time she
married the distinguished noblemdn,
n that an asylum is n more fit place
for her thar a honeymoon tour.