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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
Room for the Woman!

"Give the woman chance" shouts
the JFomdr's Journal All right,
woman, here's the saw; there's piece
of bacon-rind on the chopping- block,
right by the sawbuck; two cuts to a
stick makes it exactly kitchen-stove
length; rest your knee on the middle
of the stick, and be clreful that you
don't catch the saw in your skirts,
You can have q chance at it from now
until dinner-time, while the men go
down to the grocery and talk politics
or listen to old Sammy Stammerwhee-
zle try to read last weeks paper
Batrdette.
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The greatest doctors IN Europe don't seem
10 know what Ails ~Unser Friixs
Thus are ths Garfield aud Grant episodes
repeated, ard public confidence in expert
medical knowledge is again shaken.
The enect IL . revulslon
Since the fatal days Of 1883, many OF the
doctrines OF the schoolmen concerning extern
slve medication have been abandoned, and all
schools OF practice are m0Ce and more relying
upon old-fashioned simple root and herb
preparations and careful nursing-the only
reliances known TO our ancestors.
These methods aud reliances are illustrated
to-day in q series OF old-fashioned roots and
herbs preparations recently given to the world
by the well-known proprietors OF warmers
safe cure--preparations made from formula
possessed by many OF our oldest families and
rescued for popular use, and issued under the
happy designation OF Warmers Log CABIN
Remedies.
my son." exclaimed venerable woman to
the writer when he was boy, my son,
your yeller and pale AID weak like lookin',
your needin' q good shaking up with some
sas'pariL
A Jug of spring sarsaparilla was just as
necessary in the winter supplies" OF fifty
years ago as WAS barrel of pork, and Ia
nous medical authority says that the very
general prevalence OF tue use OF such a prep
aration as Log Cabin Sarsaparilla explains
the rugged health of our ancestors.
While Warmers Log CABIN Sarsaparilla 10
an ex cellent RENE 1y for all seasons OF The
year, il il particularly valuable in the spring,
when the system il full of sluggish blood
and requires a natural constitutional tonic
and invIgorator 10 resist colds and pneumonia
and the effects of a long winter. Pnilo M.
Parsons, clerk OF the City Hotel of Hart
ford, Conn, was Frustrated with cold
which, he says, seemed to settle through my
body. / neglected it, and the result was my
blood became impoverished and poisoned, in
dictated by inhamed eyes. / was treated, but
my eyes grew worse. I was obliged TO wear
a shade over them. feared that would be
obliged TO give up work.
@Under the operation OF Warmers Log Cabin
Sarsaparllla and Liver Pills" he SAYS, @the
sore and inhamed eyes disappearei l. My
blood, know is in a healthier condition than
II has been for years. have much better
appetite. / shall take several more bottles
for safety's sake. Warmers Log Cabin Sarsa-
parilla is great blood purifier aad l most
heartily recommend 1t
A few bottles of Warmers Log Cabin Sar-
saparilla used in the family now will save
many a week Of sickness and many a dollar
of bills. Use no other. This il the Oldest,
most thoroughly tested. and the best, il put
up in the largest sarsaparilla bottle on the
market, containing 20 doses. There is no
other preparation of similar name that can
equal II. The name of Its manufacturers is n
guarantee OF its superior worth.
While the great doctors wrangle over the
technicalities OF an advanced medical science
that cannot cure disease. such simple prepar-
atoms yearly snatch millions from untimely
graves.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
Lessening Danger from Billiards.

The blizzard gives little warming of
its approach. 1t is liable to spring up
in the afternoon of any day, the morn,
ing OF which gave promise of being fan.
and bright, thus overtaking people
who may be travelling in any portion of
the country, surrounding them with a
binding, furious snow, and causing
them to be lost before they can reach
any haven of safety. These storms,
prevailing in a region where there is a
scarcity of trees, no fences, and few
habitations, make the venture far away
from home very hazardous under pres
ent conditions.
1t is clearly evident that some gen.
eral method must be devised whereby
people shall not lose themselves in the
storms. If the farms were generally
fenced, there would be little danger !;
but as a guard against being lost in
snow-storms ii is most probable that
people will build fences. The next
thing as protection, will be the set
ting of trees by the roadsides, which,
in darkness and storms, would guide
people to their destinations. Especial
ly in the vicinity of dwellings and out
buildings should they be set, for the
treble purpose of giving shade, defend
ing against wind, and serving as guides
when lost in the storm.
If unable to obtain and set trees this
coming summer along all the road
sides, the authorities could have posts
set at regular distances, which may
serve as supports to young and growing
trees when, in the future, they are
planted. II, through public tax, re-
mission of tax to those who set their
trees adjoining their lands on the high
ways, or by individual public spirit, a
sufficiency of trees may be planted by
the roadways and around the homes,
the blizzard will be largely shorn of its
terrors.
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READ THIS, NERVOUS SUFFERERS



Have you dyspepsia Indigestion, constipa-
ton, kidney and liver diseasey Every hour
life
Have you nervousness, weakness nervous
debility, sleeplessness, and exhaustiong Every
beat OF your heart Is but funeral march
toward your grave.
Have you neuralgia, rheumatism, epilepsy,
palpitatlon, the tobacco or morphine habity
Any one of these Is liable at any moment TO
take your heart in It's deadly grasp.
Have You headache, loss of memory, numb
ness, trembling, prickly sensation, cold feet, or
WEAKNESS of the limbsg The sword of Damo-
Giles Is suspended above you, for Just so sure
as you neglect these symptoms, just so sure
Will paralysis, insanity, prostration, or death
follow
Save yourselves from these alarming results
while there is yet time by the use of that most
wonderful discovery for the nerves, Dr.
Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonic, which is per-
feet and complete cure for all the above dis
eases Pronounced the greatest medical dis
covery OF the century.
IL will take away your nervousness and
make your nerves strong and steady. IL you
are weak, tired, and exha JUS ted lt will make
you strong and vigorous. 1t will cure your
Indigestion and dyspepsia, give you an appe-
tite, regulate your bowels, kidneys, and liver.
II will give You natural and refreshing sleep,
stop all pslpitation of the heart trembling,
numbness, headache, and neuralgia pains. Ii
10 perfect specific for nervous debility and
exhausted nervous vitality. 1t is the best
spring tonic, invigorator, and restorative in
existence, for 1t makes the weak strong, in
vigorates the tired aud overworked brain,
nerves the weary limbs, and restores health,
strength, and vitality.
Do not fail to use this wonderful remedy,
aud you are sure of a cure For sale by all
druggists at 81 per bottle. II your druggist
does not have it ne will get il for you Insist
upon having DR. Greene's Nervura Nerve
Tonic. It's discoverer, DIR. Greene, is the great
specialist in nervous diseases, OF 35 West 18th
at New York, who can be consulted free OF
charge, personally or by letter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
The Gas Business In Berlin.

The city of Berlin, Germany, makes
her own gas and sells it to the con-
sumner at comparatively very low
rate. But, in spite of the low price.
the gas business, according to the re-
port just published bv the municipal
ity for the twelve months 1859, yields
considerably more than $1,000 900 a
year to the municipal treasury. And
that profit is realized after supplying
all the streets and squares of the city
with light 10y means of either gas OF
electricity or oil.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
Elk. Alderman 8. o. Dishman Happily
Surprised.

"Father, we are much pleased at seeing you
home again Come, sit down, and tell us or
your journey"
swell, / have been out about five weeks
this time, and have met with very gratifying
results. / have written many policies, aud
what is still more pleasing, / find that the
Masonic Mutual Benefit Association IL becom-
ing very popular in thus State. Now, Ellie,
tell mo how you are; see you are looking 80
much better"
~Yes, father, that rheumatism which has
given me so much pain for months has en-
tlrely left me. Oh! / was so lame part OF
the time that 1 could scarcely stand upon
my feet Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup and
Pastors cured me-
SWELL, Effie that reminds me / have heard
more praise for that remedy than any other
ever known; every place where L have been
hear the people speak OF it's merit both as a
great medicine for rheumatism and blood
purifi r."
swell. father, you can recommend it; say
that believe il to be one OF the best in the
world. EFFIE L. DIsHMAN,
Third street. Grand Rapids, Mich
Dec "a 1881
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
The Master.

L never heard List but once. /
was u young man then, younger than
am now, but can never forget, and no
one whose soul has not been bowed in
humble worship at the Feet of the M
Master can ever know the Complete
Conservation / made of myself while
L listened to Him. He wore that
Weary and Naughty expression which
was habitual to Him, and as He crossed
the room to the piano, he received our
Humble Homage with Majestic yet
Awful condescension. The very At
mosphere of the room was Imbued
with the NJ Masters Presence. AS He
took off His coat and rolled up His
Sleeves, held my breath with both
hands. He played. The NJ Master
played. Under the Magic Touch of
His Hands the heavens Bent to Listen
the hoarse chords muttered like the
Retreating Storm, or the electrified
keys sang all the twittering songs of
all the Birds of Spring at once-the
Sun burst through the Riven Clouds
the Moonlight Slept upon the Banks of
Violets, and singing Brooks ran Muir
muring to the Sea--grim visaged War
changed on the Brazen Shield with
mimic Thunder of the Skies, and all
the Clamor of the raging Battle shook
the ground beneath our feet-the room
swan with the brilliant perfection of
every Marvellous Conceit that sprapg
into living being under. This mar
velous Execution, and when He raised
Both Feet higher than His Head and
brought them down upon the keyboard
in the Final Grand Hoopla. knew no
more, for / had Swooned at the M Nj
Masters Feet. 1 never heard H II
Him again Bob Burdeue.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04

What Constitutes = Family MedIeinef
A preparation which 10 adapted 10 the relief
and curs Of ailments to which members OF .
household are most subject, and which 10 not
only alleged to do this. but has long and unfaii-
ingly proved its ability 70 do IL. sssursdly de-
serves the title Of . reliable Family Medicins.
Among tms-honorsd preparations, which ex-
perence and the sanction Of the medical pro-
fession indicate AZ deserving of popular regard
and condolences, Ia Hoststter's stomach Bitteps,
a medicine adapted to the eradication OF dys-
pepsia. constipation aud biliousness, the three
most frequently occurring ailments that vex
mankind. Derived from botanic parentage.
IL 10 efficisnt ~ we'll as pure and wholesome
IL relieves nervous disquietudc and inactivity
OF the kidneys, and c0unteracts tendency TO
rheumatism. For renewing tagging strength
and Importing appetite IL can he Implicitly re-
lied upon. Fever and ague, rheumatism and
debility arc remedied by IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
A Good X aasOn.

Justice-Your testimony as to the
prisoners character isn't complete. L
want to know about the last five years.
Haven't you been living in his neigh
borhood?
Witness-Not two blocks from him.
Justice-Ahl Well, what can you
tell us about him for, say, the last
year?
Witness-Nothing, your Honor.
Justice-Why not, sir?
Witness-Because 1 was in jail
Philadelphia Call.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04

The silvadors or musical jugs found
among the burial places Of Peru are
most Ingenious specimens OF handi-
work. A silvio in the William s. Vaux
SELECTION at Philadelphia consists OF
two vases. whose bodies are joined one
to the other with q hole or opening
between them. The neck OF one OF
these vases is closed, with the excep-
tion of small opening in which clay
pipe is inserted leading TO the body OF
the whistle. When liquid is poured
into the open-necked vase the air Is
compressed into the other, and In
escaping through the narrow opening
is forced into the whistle, the vibra-
tions producing sounds. Many Of these
sounds represent the notes of birds;
one In the Clay collection of Philadel-
phia, Pa. initiates the notes OF the
robin or some other member of the
thrush tribe peculiar to Peru. The
closed neck of this double vase is
modelled into q representation OF a
birds head, which is thrush-like In
character.
Another water vase in the same col
lection. representing llama, initiates
the disgusting habit which this animal
possesses of ejecting its saliva when en-
ragged. The kissing sound which ac-
companies this action is admirably iml-
tated. A black tube of earthenware,
ornarnented with a grotesque head In
low relief, to which short arms are at
tached pressing three-tubed syrinx
to its lips (Clay collection), deserves
special mention. as il suggests the evo-
l,,k IS inc % aIn ryI "a
tube to more complicated forms.
Peruvian woven tissues, often dyed
In brilliant hues, are unsurpassed by
the textile productions of any other
ancient American people. Their jew
elry of gold and silver is remarkable.
Statuettes in the precious metals are
even more wonderful; they represent
monkeys, birds with their feathers,
fish with scales, etc., modelled in relief
or intaglio. Human figures were also
cast in precious metals, the artists
even attempting groups. Beads were
made of gold, silver, glass, or earthen-
ware. Wood was used to furnish OBJ
jects in daily use, and an example may
be seen in the beautifully ornamented
combs that are sometimes found placed
beside the dead huacas.
1t is yet to be shown that the ancient
Peruvians possessed a system of coin
age or of recording their ideas by
system of writing, either hieroglyphic
or phonetic. 1t is supposed some sys-
tenn of communicating ideas and re-
cording events existing by means of
lupos or strings of varying length, on
which were knotted certain number
of threads. The Inca was thus ena-
bled to transmit his orders by messen-
gers over all the roads starting from
the capital at Cuzco. Relays of run
ners were stat oned all along the i'm
perial highways at distances rarely
exceeding five miles, and in this way
orders were forwarded to all points in
the kingdom with great rapidity.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
Romance OF a Handkerchief

The marriage of Maurice Bernhardt
and Princess Terka Jablonovska was
brought about by a pocket handker-
chief. Sarah was playing "Frou-Frou, "
and Terka was so agitated that she
dropped her handkerchief into the
pit, where it alighted upon Maurice.
He sent it back to her next morning
with portrait of Sarah and dedica-
tion written by the latter herself. That
brought Terka to Sarah's residence,
where she met Maurice and loved him
at first sight.
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Consumption Surely Cured.

To the Editor Please inform your readers
that have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands Of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured I
shall be glad to send two bottles OF my remedy
FREE to any Of your readers who have consump-
ton IL they will send me their Express and
p. o. address. Respectfully.
Il. A SLOCUM, NJ. c.. Isl PeaA St., N. Y.
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Nothing Serious.

Miss Clara Ito Featherly, who is
making an evening call)-"Poor little
Bobby swallowed a penny to-day, and
we've all been so worried about IT,"
Featherly somewhat at loss for
words of encouragement)-Oh, Ter
wouldn't worry, Miss Clara; penny is
not much"-HdrpeT's Bdzdr.
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A WRITER in Hdrper's Bdzar says
that one of the best remedies for de-
preston of spirits is the effort to be-
stow spirits; that it has been known to
prove efficacious when all other meth
DDS have failed.
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Purify Your Blood

Twas troubled with an eruption of my skin. which
covered nearly my whole body. 1 doctored for il .
year without help; then began 10 take Hoods sar-
ssparilla and two bottles completely cured me.
cheerfully recommend Hoods sarssparilla for any
similar disease NJ. s. CLARKE. Decatur, Ill.
For some years have been afflicted with ecze ma
Of very stubborn form. Three bottles Of Hoods
Slrsaparlla cured me. l am now WELL and praise
this excellent remedy" MARY L. OWENS, Troy, ind.
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Now is the Time

To purify vitslize. and enrich blood and fortiy
system against the debilitsins effects Of spring
weather. Serious consequences often follow this
lassitude. which degenerstes into debility most IA
vorsble for the OF disorders. You
down. No specific disease has manifested itself but
the condition OF your system IL low and your blood
r. I'm disordered state. Take Hoods sarsapArills
now. before some serious disease gains = firm hold
upon your system.
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Who Laughs Last.

Perkins -"And so you're going to the
fancy-dress ball? What costume are
you going to wear?"
Smart Aleck-"I think I'll borrow
your summer suit and go as a tramp.
What are you going to wear?"
Perkins, guess I'll put on your
diagonal Prince Albert and go as a
looking-glass. Puck.
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Hoods sarsaparilla 10 prepared from sarsspsrilla.
Dandelion. Mandrake. Dock. Pipsissewa. Juniper
Berries. and other vegetable remedies IN such
cuiiar A. 10 derive the fun medicinal value
OF each. II will when in the power of medicine.
scrofua. salt rhsum. sores. boils pimples. all hui
mors. dyspepsia. biiousness sick headache. indiges
ton. general debility. cstarrh. rheumatism. kidney
and liver complaints. II overcomes that extreme
tired feeling.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04

THE hostile forces advance with
various combinations; they attack each
other and fight for certain time. The
critical moment arrives, and a mental
flash decides the fortunes of the day
NdDO[eO1 L
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BY the treaty Of Utrecht, July IL,
17l3, the British Government agreed
to furnish 400 negroes annually to
Spanish America. The contract was
renewed in 174S, but given up in 1850.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-04-04
Catarrh'Cured.

A clergyman, after years Of suffering from
that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found q
prescription which completely cured and
saved him from death. Any sufferer from this
stamped envelope TO Prot. j. A. Lawrence, 2I2
East Ninth street. New York, will receive the
recipe free of charge.
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JONES has just been expelled from
the Progressive Pnnsters' Club for re-
marking OF small double-branched
candlestick that it contained "a para
fine candles"
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The English training-ship Atlanta
sailed from Bermuda Jan. 81, 1880,
having aboard nearly 800 persons, and
was never heard of after.
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Build Up the System

Last spring seemed TO be running down in health.
was weak and tired all the time. took Hoods szr-
saparlla and 1t did me great deal OF good. My little
daughter, ten old. has suffered from scrofula
and catarrh great deal. Hoods sarsaparila dtd her
more good than anything else we have ever given
her. and we have tried a number OF medicines .
Mas. LOUISA CoKr, Csnsstota. NY.
n. Bit you have decided 10 take Hoods sarsapa-
rilla. do not BE induced to buy any other.
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ROUGH ON PILES Quick, complete cure. SOC.
BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Remedy 81.
WELLS HEALTH REVIEWER for weak men
WELLS HAIR BAISAM. Ii gray. gradually
restores color; elegant tonic dressing. SOC.
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LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkles
or ageing of the skin by using LEAURELLE On.
Preserves youthful, plump, fresh condition OF
Druggists exp. T. s Wells, Jersey City, M.
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trough ON ITCH" Ointment cures Skin HUI
mors, Pimple., Flesh Worms, Ring Worm, letter,
Salt Rheuun, Frosted Feet Chilblalns, Itch, Ivy
Poison BARRIERS Itch, Scald Head, Eczema Soc
Druggists or mail L s Wells. Jersey City, NJ.
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EXCURSIONS at one fare for the round trip
will be run from Ohio, Indiana, Michigan,
Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Dakota,
and Minnesota, TO Central and Southwestern
Kansas, on April 3 and "A, May s and % For
information, land papers, etc. address NJ
SOLOMON 232 South Clark street, Chica~N or
J. l. WARNER, Ottawa, Ill.
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THE first printing types were Gothic,
but they we're modified into the present
Roman type about 1869.
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HARDLY a week passes but we are re-
minded that We are surrounded by perils
seen and kerosene.
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HAPPINESS is not perfected until it
is shared. Jane Porter.
JUDGE-Madam, what is your age? She
Your Honor, leave that to the mercy Of
the Court.
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trough ON RATS, for rats, mice, bugs 15c
sRoUGHo ON CATARRH" Only absolute cure. Soc
"RoUGH ON CoRNs" Hard or soft corns. he
@RoUGH ON TooTHACHE Instant relief 15c.
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IT is better to do we'll than to say
well.
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Lyons Patent Heel Stiffener is the only inven-
ton that will make old boots straight as new.
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EVERY dime museum proprietor favors
freak commerce. Siftings.
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Hoods SarsapariIIa
100 Doses One Dollar

Sold by all druggists. 81 six for o.. Prepared only
by G. /. HOOD CO., Apothecarles. Lowell, Mass.
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Common SENSE
TREATMENT.

zeal Discovery c
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The Golden Medical Discovery is the m
"helpmatc of DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remcd
not only cleanses, purifies, regulates, and
up the system TO a healthy standard, and
quers throat, bronchial, and hung complies
when anY such exist. but. from its 81
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100 Doses One Dollar
AGENTS WANTED I. .eII N0XELTY Rug

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