St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-08-26

either. How | envy the poor old scrub
woman that stays behind the scenes or
comes out in the audience if she chooses.
Happy woman! Do we like driving?
Well, should say so! If it is the wish
of Fun and Frolic to improve the ac-
Carrie will be delighted to hear from
you. We will! wait patiently for an
early reply, hoping that we may be
favored with one. We remain Two
jolly girls, Polly AND CARRIE.
Per POLLY.
PSI want the taller gentleman
Chats you, Pauline) to write to me.
You know
AM THE UGLY ONE.
Ugly-well, yes, the ugliest girl in the
world. VANITY wrong side oUt.) l
have been known to make the clock
stop. TEL he.-joke.) | hope he is
my dear.) l like jolly, honorable men
best. Now don't dare to write to Polly
unless you are five feet seven tall.
Yours, POLLY D.
No. West Fourth street.
Miss Carries address is:
Miss Carrie D.
No. West Fourth street.
81 wonder if the Fool Catcher has
conscience" said Prudy Immediately as
she folded up the letter. 81 don't envy
him his business, if he has"
Cast conscience to the winds. In
matter of reform, it is the reformer's
sole duty to prod the consciences of
others. Come, look over my shoulder
while write to Polly"
Dear Polly: You won't mind if call
you Polly, will you? Your letter, re-
ceived this morning, takes my fancy as
none of the score OF other replies did.
1t betrayS culture and true refinement,
most desirable qualities in a woman.
from my point of view. The two con-
ditions on which you accept my friend
and myself. e., gentlemanllness and
education-are, l am happy to say, no
barrier in the way of our friendship.
In the course of the next two
months we hope to prove to you both
that we are born gentlemen and credit
Downing and Walter Fuller. Our home
is Buffalo. n. Y. Bob left town Sun
day night and will not be back till this
afternoon; consequently am my own
and his amanuensis during his absence.
If you insist on the taller for yourself,
Miss Polly, am yours. Here, take me,
six feet in my stOck-I mean hose. |
am your devoted slave. Your frank
ness has completely captured me, tho
L QOR Z DelleVe you are all your mod
esty pictures. | am confident | shall
find beauty in you-beauty of intellect.
if your physical charms be
AS YOU DEPICT THEM.
[ know BOb's tastes well, and,
knowing them thus, am persuaded
that Miss Carrie has but to give
him one glance from those eyes of hers
to have him at her feet, victim. Don't
let us waste any time in becoming ac-
quainted in person. Fob will be back at
four this afternoon. Now, won't you,
with Miss Carrie. meet us at Magee's
restaurant, up stairs, at $50 this even
ing. Do, that's deary, and after a
jolly little supper at MS, we will go to
the theater or to drive, as your ladyship
may dictate. Be generous. very ugly
little girl, and persuade your friend 10
come. shall make Bob jump off the
Wabasha street bridge with me if you
fail US. But you Will not be SO cruel
you will come. Both of you wear a
bunch of golden rod, so we shall not
mistake you. You will know Bob and
me by our eager. pXpectant attitudes.
Remember, Hlagce's, at $50, up stairs,
this eve. Deyotedly yours,
WALTER FULLER.
you'd he great deal more of sue
cess is man than you are as woman,
Pauline" said prudy.
San equivOcal compliment. lovey. 1t
is a question which role is fraught with