The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-19
All Full.
From the Ne,o York Eueni,,g Sun.


weary man of suburban aspect drew him
self up to tramp yesterday VINO was wedged
in between the corner of a city hall park settee
and a neighbOr.
Friend, spoke the weary man, what will
you take for your seat?'
The tramp did not evnce much interest in the
inquiry or any desire to negotiate
Suppose" continued the tired looking stran-
ger, Il was to offer you the price of glass of
beer, what would you do with it?'
II should go and get tie glass of beer" re-
piled the tramp.
producing a nickel Whereupon the tramp
took the coin, vacated the bench, took the
shortest cut to the nearest saloon, and the
weary man sank with sigh of relief into the
empty place.
II never saw such crowded town as New
YORK in my life" he remarked to the neighbor
And being in an alfable mood he did not notice
that that person paid no attention to his OBJ
servation, but continued: 81 came to New York
last Saturday. and | declare rye been on my
feet and crowded out ever since. 1t began on
the terrybOat [ had to stand up all the way
across the river. Then | got on the Elevated
No seats hung on by strap to my station.
Then l went TO hotel. Full. Went to another.
Full. At last ! got an inside eleventh story
room. Thinks !, after dinner IN have little
fun. so ] went to neighboring theater.
Standing room only was stuck up on the side
walk went to another. Seats all sold, said
the man in the box Office.
NWell, Twas disguised. | turned away think.
ing I'd go to bed when remembered there was
a political meeting near by. So of ! went to
that, but could only get halfway up the stairs
TO the hall, IL was such Jam. balanced on
the staircase few moments, and then left and
went across the street to big beer garden.
But the walters were flying around 80 fast they
wouldn't look at me, and so ! soon got out OF
that as thirsty as went in spent the rest Of
the evening waiting for turn to get my Sun
day shave.
"When Sunday came, Now" thinks J. I'll
hear some OF this famous preaching and music
they tell Of. so got an address and poked Off
TO church. Well, by thunder, the same old
crowd Hundreds Of people standing in the
aisles and around the doors, and nobody to be
seated till the service was well agoing |
couldn't bear that, so off went to another
again, which satisfied me as to church worship
for one day.
''well, then, Monday went shopping to get
some notions my wife wanted me to buy for
her. And such a crowd as got into! The place
was a mob. only the people in the thickest Of II
were shouting Cash instead of Murder IL
took me pretty much all the afternoon TO find
the right counters and get waited on. Then l
had TO wait for the dentist and the chiropodist.
and, by lingo, q pancake man, who was selling
cakes on the curbstone. he made there; and so
on everywhere and forever, crowded, full, every
where. II was just the same here, you see, all
the seats full You saw absolutely had to buy
one"
Just then the neighbor. who had shown no in.
terest in the gfumbling narrative, made limp
lurch. which threw him heavily upon speak
er's shoulder and almost into his lap
The weary man started and looked at the limp
and booty neighbor In disgust.
by thunder, he's full, tool" he exclaimed,
and be got up and left town. When last seen
be was standing up on n crowded ferry boat,
valise in hand, with very DISCONTINUED express
sion Of countenance.