The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-11-08
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DaTne ibtss asys ~ dsisulisss cash
ie'p sh3 issaittg bsnls. The cid ssoclins
sad pewter tsspos will ihcrsass 10 pops
ls'isy ~ ssie aspasil vaults
-~Fmna Nfll yeB aire me The neat
waltz Mrs JpsssY Widow Joans -''Yes,
Mir. Sriih. tas feu msss noi waltz fss'.
iou haVs l sus soi cut II npurripg yet. 7
Neuss 90 irrmpl AFTER you've
eater test T,e viii yen ssw little vooaT'
Tnap syriss ihs pisl 'Yrs. ns'sm. Il
In alirst"
-Celalf Why j. a. 0nop. ibsi every
i.ne 800 m,ci Trmbly seu ssk bin.
Hos srayiEiug'F Onos why. aiasi
yon khes lha, TTombly thinks be owns
the esrii
--lle.iits 50 sosry 10 have kept yon
waiting, NJ Green. Visitor 80, dent
ncsiieD II tho anticipation. you know,
10 always 90 much brighter than the
reaIiiy
CLERK Way DO you wans these barrels
marked Open this endY" What dif
srtne doss i, mate SLat ebd il openedS
Frsi dealer - wecan't saora 10 pack large
spples al bo,h ends q the barrel. sir
New York aars lsheu the curtain
falls Come. child. Don't yen see they
are married and everything is scsiledi
Cbieseo piece-- Bot, annty. val, few
mibates for this divorce, can't your
Tommy "You ought TO see how much
butter my ftepmolber puts on my bread 7"
Johnpy ~ guess it's some Of this bogus
butter. and she is just trying it on you
before she eats suy Of !, herself,
--Laudia5y (complainitgly) Flour Is
going up, Mr. Blodgers Star bosrder
ldroppiog a heavy bisenit siih dull
thud) 80 understand, bat your bread
dooso', seem 10 rse eofrespondipgly. Mrs.
Hashle5'
Yes. Mrs. Colistesk" said the old
bosrdar heartily. 4 don't know person
10 Tho world 10 whom have greater con.
fidencs than have in you. II you please
Mrs C0listeak. will take another small
piece Of that mince pie
s,ou, old lady 10 druggists boy
boy, dye keep a PREPARATION for reducin
The weighig' boy --"Yes'm.' Stout old
lady -"weil, don't know eggsaetly
hos much l ought to cir. !" Boy (diagpos.
ibgly Better take all we've got. ma'am.
- Invslij Il have been here at these
springs, doeior, six weeks. aud dou' / see
tina, the water has bad the slightest eff
feet Dr. Candid -"Yon must have pa
thence, there was msn here last season
who didn't die until be had baen here two
months"
"A writer says The century plant grows
as freely 10 Bermuda, without cultivation,
as MULLEN 10 New England pasture. Il
may b. correctly inferred, therefore, that
reader u the Bermuda paper never
strikrs thrilling item stating that "Mrs,
SMITH on Min street has a century plant
10 bloom, which attracts much attention"
~ doctor in 40 Ohio town, who lives
on street leading TO the cemetery, has
reversible sign. usually the sign presents
bis name aud office hours; but when
funeral passes. he turns it over. aud then |
the following legend is displayed; Not
my patient: | cure all who follow my
directions
Pension Agent $50 yon lost your
voice daring the WARP Applicant YES
sir Pension Agent--"Was it through |
general exposure, or the result Of an acct
deni2' Applicant "Gin'ral exposure.
After Ia paid fur my substitoot, me an
msw used ter sit on the porch an sing;
Just Before the Battle. Mother
links Wonder how Longpurse came
ont GA the wheat corner? BiDks Think
he must have been heavy loser, Don't
believe he's got penny left "Ehi Has
be been showing signs Of poverty" ~ .,
Stree He's stopped being slonchy and
nov goes sbout ell dressed up. az il be
wished people TO think he ba'l oney
On. he's goner.
Maud be said softly, as be pull d
out The tfemulo Stop 10 bis laryi 4
will you marry me mo, she answer red
with al the esrnestncss 81 sincere convic.
ton. He paused AS II 10 deep thought,
aud iben said: Strange, strange. low .
simple word revives scenes and int ress
ions ,hsi have passed away. | am almost
certain tha, have heard tba, before
--fYss, iaiher,n be said 10 old Mr.. Hay
seed. I've graduated, and my education
il complete. ! s'pose | know about every
dine Nos | must choose field where
nov st,li,ies can be used to the best sdyan.
tsgc want large field where ! will
have plenty OF room ''Son.' replied
tie olf m.r, 'sbere ia the ten acre corn
feld. and you klu have it all TO yourself.
TIE editor OF the Port Deposit Nd
Gil giyss fresh shsd as a premium TO
every subscriber. Any newspaper man
Who. With a foil knowledge Of shad's
Aasion.s. is wiling 10 GIL The systems Of
trusting constituency 9Th msrisds OF fish
bsres for the sale Of getting new sub
scribtr nov sod then. Is dangerous meu.-
her o. sccisiy.
"a Ave year 81 boy q Auburn. Me.
was 10 paud the afternoon a. the house Of
a yonng woman who. be heard his mother
say, had bern married four years He
~rs advised to take some plsy,Lings for
gaar H. woetf nnt I've r0tterted aud his