The Arizona sentinel., 1888-01-07
PiTH AND POINT.

Some men carry too much sail
some too little.
Oppression of any who are in the
minority is the greatest cowardiee.
1t may require more time and
means to raise flower than weed,
but the market is better r-Pomeroy
Advance Thought
The French ladies have saying
that man should keep his eyes open
before marriage and half shut after
ward.-1erGs Siftings.
IL thought you took an unusual
interest in my welfare" =" remarked an
unsuccessful lover. mo, indeed.
she replied, ''only in your farewell"
-"Well, old fellow, its all settled.
1 am going TO be married in two
months. You will be one of the wit
nesses, hope" Count upon me.
never desert friend in misfortune. 4"
-'Maria. 1 wish you were a native
of France" said Smythe, as he rolled
over in bed at 1 a. m. I'D like to
know why?" Because don't know
word of French. - Washington
Critic.
Did you know a mule was a
mighty intelligent animal?" said
Smythe to Brown. mo" ''Well, he
is" How do you make that outP''
'Look at the amount of brayin' work
he does. ~ Washington Critic.
Perpetual Motion, as 1t We're
Oh, gas may escape and gas may burst
And vanish in noise and fame,
But the meters hand in its quiet way,
Goes travelling onward day by day,
And gets there just the same.
-On1ahG World.
BY and by, undoubtedly, marriage
licenses and divorces will be sold in
single perforated sheets, and young
men can buy round-trip tickets to
matrimony at reduced rates. Detroit
Free Press.
--Brown-'Do you know how long
Robinson has been keeping house?'
Smith-''No; but it must be good
many years. / took dinner with him
the other day and he carved duck
without spilling it on the floor. -
HaTper's Bazar.
AS the tree is fertilized by its own
broken branches and fallen leaves. and
grows out of its own decay, so men
and nations are bettered and improved
by trial and refined out of broken
hopes and blighted expectations s-F
W. Robertson.
f,,,o coroocDo ic liIa a swOrd-
stick-it appears at first sight to be
much more innocent than it really is,
till all of sudden, there leaps some
thing out of it-sharp aud deadly and
incisive-which makes you tremble
and recoil. Sydney Smith.
Amateur Actress (rehearsing)-
''You must not say exit when you
retire from the stage, Mr.. sissy"
Amateur Actor (triumphantly show
ing her the book That's what the
book says, Miss Gushington." ANA
teur Actress (convinceO Why, so
it doesr,: Epoch.
Boston Mani think people must
be becoming honest. have carried a.
valuable silk umbrella for five years
and. no one has ever touched it yet"
Omaha Man-"Got a lock on it?'
mo, it is just like any other hand
some umbrella. / bought it from John
L. Sullivan. His name is on the
handle. - Omaha World.
-Elstern Girl-'HOw enthusiastic
you are about that Western town"
Western YOUTH TOWN.. Not town,
city," E Cob, l didn't under
stand. 1 had an idea from your con-
versation that it was rather a new
place. l should love to visit and see
your art galleries and theaters, and in
stitutions of learning. and'- W. Y
''Well, we haven't got them yet but
if you'd come to our city we'd show
You things that would make your
mouth water" E. Indeed" w.
Y.-''You bet! We could show you
some of the finest ten-thousand-dollar
vacant lots you ever set eyes on. -
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