The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1888-11-10
puNeEMT PARAGRAPHS.

--Tramps and anarchists will be In
tercsted to know that soap Is on the
free list. t.---1eras Siftings.
Masculine breach OF promise cases
| will never succeed until there are fe-
male juries. s.--Baltinor american.
---lrascible wife to husbands: "You
are no match for me, SIR" Husband
| (weakly): 'If am not, my dear. why
| do you always want to scratch me9"--
Washington Critic.
| Besides preventing consumption,
the boiling Of milk is important other
wise. 1t reduces the amount OF water
that has been pumped into the milk
ans.-LouisUille Courier-Journat.
"A man will dislocate his arm trying
to hit baseball, and spend an entire
day in debilitating efforts to make a
home run-but he won't beat a carpet.
Not much. Merchant 7raveler.
When you know all about a thing
it loses all interest 1t is the imagina-
tion playing upon a suspicion that gives
| it those beautiful colors which gossip
| delights in.-San Francisco Chronicle.
When foreign prince comes of
age he generally receives many
presents of jewelry. This is as it should
be, for about the only thing that
| foreign prince ever does to distinguish
| himself is coming of age.-Je,Oeler'
Weekly.
81 see," said Mr.. Barkins, "that
| there are million more women than
men in Germany" "Yes," said Mr..
Smarty; "they do that to evade the
military requirements of the German
Government. ."-Hdrper's Bazar.
"A health journal has started the
question, "What is the best position in
which to sleep?" and dozen or more
willing voices are preparing to shout,
"What's the matter with that of po-
liceman?"- ?"-Rilaielphia Ledger.
1t is a good idea that the country
hotels have adopted of furnishing
their guests with both kerosene lamps
and candles. The kerosene lamps are
very useful in helping you to see the
light that the candles give.-Somer-
uille Journal.
"A late song Is entitled "Nobody
knows but mother" Generally speak
ing, nobody knows but mother what
kind of a temper a daughter has but
after the honeymoon is over, the
young husband begins to find out
something of what mother knew
Boston Courier.
She Gn great agitation) = 30,
George, hear papa at the front gate,
and he is apt to be impulsive when he
comes home late" He (reassuringly)
-"Calm your fears, dear. I'm in the
coal business, you know, and he has
owed the firm money for coal for over
nine months. IN Y. Sun.
1t was nearly midnight, and she
was gazing dreamily into the fire. "a
penny for your thoughts, Miss Clara"
he said, airily. 81 was thinking, Mr..
Sampson" she replied, show very
much annoyed papa was to-day over
the amount Of last months gas-bill."
And then presently he left without
giving her the penny.
---Jink's little olive branch made a
great outcry when his mother attempted
to give him a sea bath. Jinks became
provoked at the youngster. and at last
exclaimed: 81 don't see why the obsti-
nate little fool is frightened at water!"
Whereupon Mrs. Jinks cast wither-
ing glance at her liege lords ruddy
nose, and retorted: "Inherited, sup
pose. His father objected to water be-
fore him." Jinks failed to pursue the
colloquy further, and turned slowly
and reaectively from the scene.-M !.
Ledger.