Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1888-12-20

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the city tp.proyiis them with ear mEtfs.
People who never read q word Of Kant
on Philosophy" caatell you all about cam
ton tlannel.-- Itpds Sifiiags.
A syndicate OF Eastern capitalists ia
negotiating for the purchase OF thres
street car lines in st, Joseph, Mo.
Richard Thomas Of Salem. Mass. ,
boasts that he nsver rode in either st sgm
or horse car. He ia 70 years old.
II This "3tyn n a11f t-o1 d r 4 ,lsrtrr,
n. o., police torres Is n Oh. 10 d.
Is colcred man Edward LAWRENCE
aud measures six feet seven inches in
hight.
A piano manufacturer In New York
named Anton Dali fell through the ele.
yator shaft Of his establishment from The
fifth to the first floor. Incredible az il
may seem, he wac rot injured.
Mr.. John Wanamaksr OF PHILADELPHIA
10 credited WITH having contributed
100000 to tho Republican campaign
fund, and, in consequence, tasra il much
talk about him for cabinet place.
Money stalks" in politios.--Baltimor0
Herald.
Baby Grandpa, want 10 buv
some candy, but / have NO money.
Grandpa Gould Go TO The candy store
my child, and cffer the man llbe.sl sum
for his candy, give him bonds FOR the
amount based on the value Of the candy
then double the issue of stock, sell one.
half to Other parties, pay the nsn his
money and you will own one half the
store. See 2-PAisadslphia Record.
"smlth is mighty mean man, ssv .
exclaimed Bjenk!ns, warmly. "Wby
what has Smith ever done to you ~ asked
Blenkensop surprised "Bet me $40 I
couldn't hit barn door with royolyar
ct ten psces," said Bjeuk;ng, angrllv.
Haunted me into taking him no. Gof
me to put MP the money. Measured off
the ten PAGES In presence Of a 10. Of vii
nesses. Gnve me revolver, loaded
and then set the barn door up s6gewlse.n
-SOmsrviIie Journal.
The candidate Of the Democratic nar.y
has falled with honor. He can afford Ia
take his defeat philosophicaIly, tor he
will be known in American history as tbe
man who dared to speak out speinst Tho
r6yenous trustg. The movement whinb
he began for the reform Of the tariff Vii
not go backward, The Republican party
must carry on his work or meet WITH az.
feat In its turn. The northwest will have
tariff reform or 1t will revolt from The
Republican party, to which it has sIyayq
belonged. Chicago Neps.
First Russian subject--In reoen,
railroad accident the czar'a dog we.
killed, but the ear escaped. Shall NJ
look glad or sorry 10 public I? SECOND
suojeot--H we look glad the police viii
| say U 10 because the czar's fayorite dop
was killed, if we look sorry thew vii
asy 1t is because il was the dog and M
the car that was killed. Either wav we
are lost. See you later in Siberia
Philadelphia Record.
Little Edith was required bv he,
mother TO assist in household labor ana
1t Tell to her lot TO dust tho stairs. Wher
busting day came around Edith Womb
moan "Oh, how unhappy aln |" RI,
after she had completed her task ah.
Would change her tune and say . "Iny
happy am !" On tbs last roo,irrenns .,
tho dreaded day, Edith went about he,
work without being told. When shs baG
flushed, however, she came into the ali
ting-room with sad, troubled face
Mamma" she said, i'pss 'fseid ia,
going to die. I've got so good that Il /
love to dust. "-BoStoa Transeyipt.
Fweddy-cholly, was the anewiea
man this mawniug you evan saw, | tn.
little want" to the nswspapah otIic,
lahst night, stating tina. desiahed a sit
aation-some light, pwoftable lob, va,
Enow-and ! found ii this mnwning undsi
me mead OF Flats to Let" Gholly-,
went and told the eaitsh / thonoht |;
was grieyous insult. / said 4 woa
loud, too, Cholly. / told him he'd nate,
get new foahman Cholly-And WIN
did he say2 Fweddy-+whst did he ma. az
ohollyp Bah Jovei He, he said <,
guessed he'd waise the foahman's waeea
I-Chtago tribune. wages