The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1888-01-13

FARMER Jsftn OF Reii= ion aad Poiiiie~-
Farmer John arsve into rio szFd Hsth
= g4stl. ASA analseIse8 his horses wills p
,assge. f,Aag.ag tisa ban a"sf. ami et1red
fs:g ST. Aaasse rushing. i a4s Tuesday IS
election zad 81 ssas eeeifed, Dr. lad t=lked
p5laas 10 hls hsrses Al Sic z4y Aouas anil
~ se4dg 81 AZ wI5e. @NelI, III b.
hanged. sarah Ann. ile l@4aa before
faltgy .at5 u4e h5ps.s. i've saeu more
fsoIlhia=.s today lll4a bop. I'll ever sae
again. SID BE- 'smfalesi around ou the
cats tai AID ials r.aythiass etomiseu-
ously.
join Is b. careful. . zfe began.
More old -. ueli don't often get
falr,l. bat I.ye seen enough To-Day 10 riIe
anybody HitFl ans ses.se Al all.
-Hhas szas it. asked bis u Is, feady T.
l5s,es.. ..wl.a,.s 'bs natter
Matter. vel should think it VA: the
fri i.ersoii met aes~Deacon Brown. I
passed. hisa a good no-licen-e Prohibition
lieke, aud thought ie''i knock iae down
for minnie
No sir fc yelled, L ami Lfliing the
Democrats. amt N crank don't
want anything 70 do viii your third party.
ai,i.t no IDIOT W buk yong a shang-
bal, shouted. =
why, John. said Sarah Ann.
II cant help it, Sarah Ann The idea Of
q man praying balf an hour in church
every time, and leading class meetings.
and talking to sinners and then voting for
license. His prayers won't 90 no higher'n
a steers breath, aud can prove it. Tic
Bible says, come oat from among 'um and
be separate from UNI and. Sarah Ann, it
amt very separate a puttilga vote in side
By side with Old Pete Carter who keeps a
brewery and IS saloon-l ecrc. besides, and
a splitting tobacco Juice at tie same mark
wiki every hummer, and talking tariff and
free trade y it1 esery slnn that was sober
enough to talk at all and lots that aiu't
and calling that a helping the country and
tie grand old party whats done So much
for uA. II that's religion, Sarah Ann,
don't want any. amt much Of church
goer ny self, bat I've seen - Bible or two
and can tell a hat looks ike religion aud
What politics is, and Browns got more
politics than religion, enoneh site. "
why mercy sakes, John, hogan
sarah.
No you needn't mercy sakca NE, /
Amt half ii.r9neh; thcre I was astalhiag
with a preacher q amt siy ing whoJ and ]
gave him a ticket Now Brother John,
really, said he, rolling his eyes until !
couldn't acc anything but whites, j don't
think ninistcr ought IL be going into
politics, and some Of my church dou't
seem to approve Of prohibition, and ! don't
Ike - change my yie@a cause think tie
Republicans viii give rs prohibition after
a = hilc: don . you see? And I've heard Of
ministers getting cgged for voting your
way, and and Aud, said /, No, !
don't sec nor won't either I've been
hitched Hp 81 iii male and drove ~ their
old Republican harness and had the party
whip cracked oyer ny head aud helped
plough and plaut and raise 4 crop 81
boodlcrs and "kiskyitea my party don't
90 much on ministers who're aifaidcr Of a
rotten cgg llan the wrath of \ Almighty
God on! Oh, brother, said he, I'm
just as good q temperance man as yon are
bat didn't find OIL What just walked
off thinking, yes, mister, talk = cheap, but
living Is another thing. tell you, Sarah
Ann, man tho keeps saying I'm just as
good q temperance man "a yon are but ~
needs al everlasting sight Of watching
and wouldn't trust him with gallon of
| boiled cider az far as | could throw our
dog by the tail There's something the
matter with his back bone besides religion,
you mark that down. Mother thing, now
you know, Sarah Ann don't % much on
women's voting, and | heard a compile a
arguing about it, one secdy looking chap
gave my views exact y, and bmeby ! got
a chance ! sortcr admired him on account
Of them views. sure, and It's never Bit
do know how | voted, said he. Why
note asked, aAtnnished. BE labbersl !
couldn't read my oWn name any more than
the seralchisg or tay box, said he. How
do you know you voted rights said T..