The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-05-12
A RACY BOOK.
with Sarcasm and Brilllant
Truth.
Neao York Letter.

... ......... Neao 9OrE Letter.
Chap, /. Has Malaria; ;" goes to Florida.
Chap. II. Overworled;' goes to Europe.
Chap. Ill :! HIS Rheumatism;" goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has j row with his Doctor.
Lhaye read de9l of sarcasm in my day
butI never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained il the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. L us-
ipect the experience portrayed is a personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
3D. Let me give you synopsis:
"Malaria" as it states, sis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude of i'll feelings which they 90 not
understand, and do not much care to in
vestigate 1t is also a cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure. When they ad-
wise their patient to travel or that he has
overworked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is a confession OF
ignorance or of inability" .G-.
"The patient goes abroad. The changeis
tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes
home. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrita-
bility, tired feelings, and general unftness
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human
feelings. ".0
SIT is muscular-in his back. Articular
in his joints. Inaammatory, my! how he
fears it will fly to his heart!
"NoW off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to get
we'll; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his business!
"Better for few days. Returns. After
While neuralgia transfixes him. He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and fabby; has frequent chills and
fcvers; everything about him seems to 20
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is kill
ing him!
"Great heavenn' he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance9"
because" said the doctor, II read your
fate five years ago. Thought best to keep
you ignorant Of the facts.''
He dismisses his doctor, but too late His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of hima
The other day well known Wall Street
banker said to me lit is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's Diseases becoming.
Two of my personal friends are now dying
of it. But it is not incurable I am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
sented his government in foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value OF that preparation, because his
nephew, who is & son Of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
Eyes," said his father, II was very sl1ep-
tical, but since taking that remedy the boy
is Well'
happen TO know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drcxel,
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure.'
Well, l suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
can not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
IF, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion Of 9TH
er remedial agencies. They haveno monop-
oily over disease and personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
patients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any " un.
authorized means.o