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The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Don't be deceived by mans in.
nocent look. He may simply be near
! sighted.
"A woman never reaches middle
life; she is always young until she gets
old enough to boast of her age.-EpOcd
When 4 man owes good round
sum he sometimes finds it extremely
hard TO square up.-NeO Haze" NeacS.
Hotel proprietors are uniformly
polite to their guests. because that is
the use-you-well procedure. - Pits
burgh Chronicle.
If there is anybody who wants
COPYRIGHT it is the editor. So much
copy wrong is what is wearing out his
life.-Bosto1s Post.
-She-''Excuse me. sir. 1 did not
catch your name" French Visitor
Octave, Mademoiselle, Octave
She-''In the piano business" -T0vn
Topics.
Psychologists say that the older a
man grows the smaller his brain be-
comes. This explains why young men
know every thing and old men nothing.
-Irate Student-"Don't you ever
sweep under the bed, I'd like to know. "
Calm Chambermaid-"I Away do.
prefer it to a dust-pan. "-Hdrrard
Lampoon.
When Gibbs heard the boys talk
ing about he-who-must-be-ob eycd, he
said at first he thought they were say
ing something or mother about Mrs. G..
Boston Transcript.
Michigan makes more shingles
than other States in the Union, but.
curiouSly enough, it has no more than
the usual percentage of good boys. -
Burlington Free Press.
Who is that extremely peculiar and
interesting man with the long hair?''
20. that is previo us poet. He has
a great future behind him. File
geade BlaHer.
IN Massachusetts, they impose a
small tax on dogs. but give the pro.
ceeds to the public libraries. so that
You can support litter at your option.
philadelphia Ledger.
In Northern Alaska the sun shines
only four hours out of the twenty-four
in winter. and the Alaskans ought t.
be duly thankful. Base ball clubs can
only play one game day.-NOrriStoUn
Herald.
Jennie" said young lady. turn
ing away from the mirror and address
ing companion, "what would you dc
if you had mustache on your lips?'
IF l liked him would keep quiet,"
was the demure reply.-N. 7. Graphic.
Stranger to grocer-"Why don't
you sprinkle some sand on the pave
ment out here? Half dozen people
have fallen in the last five minutes. p"
81 haven't any sand" .'Then sling
out soue of your sugar, it's just the
same thing. "-LincoLs Journal
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

Science says that it does, but we can not
help wondering sometimes if there isn't
some mistake about it, when we see how
stubbornlv certain old fogies cling to their
musty and antieuated ideas. 1t was be-
heved once that consumption was ircurable,
and although it has been clearly demon
strated that it is not, thousands of old-time
physicians close their eyes and put their
hands to their ears and refuse to abandon
the theory. But for all that the world
moves on, and DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery continues to rescue sufferers
from consumptives' graves. 1t is sure
cure for this dreaded disease, if taken in
time. All scrofulous diseases-and con-
sumption is included in the lst--yield to it.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
shan .gomen BE ArIoved 20 Vote.

The question Of female suffrage has agi-
many years. and good arguments have been
adduced for and against it Many of the
softer sex could vote intelligently, and many
would vote as their husbands did, and give
no thought to the merits of political issue.
They would all vote for DIR. Pierce's Favor
lite Prescription, for they know it is boon
to their sex. It is unequaled for the cure
Of leucorrhea, abnormal discharges, morn
ing sickness, and the countless ills to which
women are subject. 1t is the only remedy
for woman's peculiar weaknesses and all
ments, sold by druggists under a positive
guarantee from tie manufacturers, that it
will give satisfaction in every case, or mon
ey will be refunded. See guarantee on
wrapper around bottle.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
Puryatory Bullets -

An excited Irishman lately rushed into a
appearance generally BE jabbersl" he
yelled, Pm all wrong entoirely. want
some shtuff to straighten me out. Some o.
thin 'Purgatory Bullets will fix me, I'm
thinkin'. What dye tax for thim?'
"What do you meant asked the clerk.
" Purgatory Bullets, scr, or somethin' loike
"Shure, I'm in purgatory already with
headache, and liver complaint, and bad
shtomach, and the divil knows what all. l"
The clerk passed out vial of DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets, and Pat went of
contented. These little Pellets cure all de-
engagements of liver, stomach and bowels,
Sugar-coated, little larger than mustard
seeds, and pleasant to take. Druggists.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

Acknowledge the efficacy of Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters as means of extirpating
dyspepsia, constipation, malarial and bilious
troubles, nervous debility and kidney all
ments. The learned and sacred profes-
sions, the press, the mercantile, manufact-
lring, agricultural and mining communities
have, for the last thirty years, been furnish
ing each their quota OF testimony in its be-
half, until that has reached unwleldy but
gratifying proportions, affording unequivo-
:al proof that the public is discerning.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

The wife of a dentist says that she in
tends to go into her husbands operating
room soon and do her share of work, fol
she believes that man and his wife should
pull together
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

CIRCUMSTANCES alter cases." said the
compositor ruetully, as he discovered that
somebody had dropped a lot of interroga-
ton points into the box-Nerchdat Tray-
eIe
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

TESTED BY TINE. For Bronchial affec
tons, Coughs, etc, Browns BRONCHIAL
TEoCHEs have progei their efficacy by test
OF many years. Price, 25 cts.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

IT is not altogether strange that a bee
trothal should lead to a honeymoon -Bing
hdmton Republican.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

THERE are some men who are like blank
cartridges. They make just as much noise
as the other kind but they don't have any
effect-.kerchd,.t Trdyeler.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

The flour of the family you will otter
find becomes college bred lOnker's States
man.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

WHY is a candle-maker the worst and
most hopeless of men? Because all his
works are wicked, and all his wicked works
are brought to light
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

AN exchange tells how to raise hat
Couldn't it be done by planting little per.
cussion cap:-ZezGs Sitfings
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

EXPLOSIONS of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toossache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

The first syllable of Bismarck's autograph
is always illegible, but he can plainly make
his marck-Boston Globe.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

"ARMoR plates" said Mrs Snaggs. look
ing up from the paper; 81 suppose they are
what naval officers eat Oft ''-Patsburgh
Chronicle
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

BIRDS of feather flock together, but
women with high hats sit all over the house.
-BurLinltOn Free Press.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

A Boston surgeon has extracted the
nerves from mans cheek What business
house the patient intends to serve as a
commercial traveller is not stated.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

THE deaf man finds some consolation in
the hope of hear-afUer
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

WHEN William Tel siIvi the apple off his
sons head, the boy had an arrow escape.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

A STANDING offer" Will you take my seat
madam f'-Iid- Bits
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
Does the Earth Really Move?

MADE out Of whole cloth-porous pla
tera-Puck
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

A WINDING stare-watching your best girl
as you hold her skein of floss
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

WHY complain because You are compelled
to change your domicile every spring?-
even the world moves
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
All Som, and Conditions OF Men

BEFORE making fruit-cake current ex-
penses must be considered-H o. Pie
QUU7ls
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

To those acquainted with our institutio
to say that the Invalids' Hotel and Surg
branch establishment located at No. New
England, have, for many years, enjoyed
the most largely patronized and widely C
the world for the treatment and cure o.
arise from youthful indiscretions and perm
We, many years ago, established spec
treatment of these diseases, under the +
the most skillful physicians and surgeon
that all who apply to US might receive all
Council of the most experienced specials
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
INvALlDS' Hotel @ SURGICAL INSTITUTE
Street, BUFFALO, n.
NOT ALWAYS NECI

By original system of diagnosis
diseases just successfully without personal
sultation While always glad
become acquainted with them show them institutions
amiarze them with system of
seen one person in five hundred whom have cured The
feet with which scientists enabled
most minute particulars in their several departments
almost miraculous. it it
Take for example, the telegraph greatest
invention of the Is marvellous
which enables operator erGcy locate fracture q
nearly three long? venerable
clerk of the weather. has become thoroughly familiar
the wayward elements of he accurately
predict Washington
what the weather will be in Florida New York well if
miles did intervene between
places named. And all departments of modern
what is required is the knowledge of certain
signs. From these scientists deduce
f illusions regardless distance.
/ 4 cal science, diseases have certain unmistakabe
lSFkSE signs symptoms and by of this fact
have enabled originate and perfect
tenn OF determining with the greatest accuracy
the nature OF chronic diseases without seeing personally
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

diseases contract them innocently.
on doing good and alevi0ting sun
we cannot imagine. Why any one
than most honorable to cure the
we cannot understand; and yet Of
affiict mankind there is probably n,
general practice know 50 little. W
heretofore, to treat with our best con
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

affecting the liver and other organs contributing In
lions to the process of digestion very obscure al
infrequently mistaken by both laymen and physicians
maladies and treatment is employed directed TO the
disease which does exist Our Complete Treatise
of the Digestive Organs will be sent to any address on
ten cents in postage stamps
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

Organic weak
decline of the
losses, impaired
of will-power,
dred affections,
rDanaDrlv cured
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
CAUTION.

made (Which can only Dc a5cerLdIntu Dy
microscopical examination OF the urine },
curative in one stage or condition are KIN
in others. We have never, therefore, attel
for general sale through druggists, reco
diseases, although possessing very superio
well from an extensive experience that q
full course is to carefully determine the d
each case by chemical and microscop
urine, and then adapt our medicines to Il
ease and condition OF our patient
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
BRIGHF,s DISEASE, DIABE'
| KIDNEY
| diseases.

ton of patients. who can, therefore,
successfully treated at their homes.
practice of chemical analysis and microscopic
the urine in our consideration of cases, with re
diagnosis, in which our institution long ago bt
naturally led to very extensive practice in disc
organs Probably no other institution In the
largely patronized by suffers from this class of
and world-famed Worlds Dispensary and Inv
specialists have acquired, through q vast and '
great expertness in determining the exact mai
and, hence, have been successful In nicely adapt
for the cure of each individual case.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

Although we have in the preceding para
graphs, made mention of some of the special
ailments TO which particular attention ls
given by the specialists at the Inyalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute. yet the insti-
tuition abounds in skill, facilities, and APP
paratus for the successful treatment or
every form Of chronic ailment- whether re-
medical or surgical means
l. "a aozs,,ltntior, shna1ld be adfressed to
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

ees Main Street. BUFFALO. II. Y.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15

constituted a leading branch
and Surgical Institute, and,
INQUIRIES for a complete worl
maladies, written in a style
lished a large Illustrated TT
sent to any address on receiI
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1888-03-15
STRUCTURE.

Of inexperienced ply
urinary fistulB, and
relief and cute. Tha
skill of our specials
trated treaties on the:
intrust this class OF
dangerous proceeding
doing, while THOUSAND
treatment. Send par
for q large. nlustratet
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
RumboId. Heusc.

Having resumed the management of
this popular Hotel, / desire to inform
my old customers and the public gener.
ally that good accommodations at rea-
sonable prices will be maintained.
The BAR
Ia stocked with fine Wines and Liquors
which will be sold only by the gallon or
bottle. Hyimchmou's Beer be tho hot
tie or quart; Milwaukee Beer hy tho
bottle: Fine Cigars.
Jos. LIMO,
49,. .. uv q PEopristor,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19

favorably known to the people of Elko
county that any attempt at an introduce
ton in this article would seem super
huous. During the incumbency of j.
81. Taber, Milt served as Deputy Sheriff
to the entire satisfaction of his employ.
er and the people, and gnined q thor
ough knowledge of the duties of the
Office. In addition to this he is a man
OF industry and intelligence, all of
which entities him to the favorable con-
sideration of his party. Should be re-
ceive the nomination he will make q
lively canvass, and if he should succeed
in being elected to the Office to which
he aspires, the people of Elko county
may be assured that he will prove an
honest, Conscientious and competent
officer.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Try Hybschman's Bottled Beer. .

Try Hybschman's Bottled Beer.
New Goods constantly arriving at
A new stock of Ginghams, Calicoes,
etc. ut Raiuhart's.
Ladies' Muslin Underwear at Rein
hart's, all new aud cheap.
New Fancy bingham Lawns and
ZephYrs at j. Rosenstock's.
If you want O nobby suit of clothes
made to order, Reinhart's ia the place
to go.
The Elko Brewery is now manu.ac-
turing and bottling a superior quality of
beer. Try it.
Fine Bamboo Fishing Poles, from rs
cents up, also q full line OF fishing
tackle at Muller's.
Striped and Checkered Eainsooks.
Sateens, Yosemite Cheviots aud Indigo
Shirtings ut j. Rosenstock's.
New Hosiery. Cream, Flesh. Pink and
Blue. Special lines of Fine Lisle Thread
and Silk Goves at j. Rosenstock's.
The finest stock, the best variety md
latest styles of Wallpapers can be found
at Reinhart's, who has Just received an
immense shipment from the East.
A. Hyoschman, proprietor of the
Eiko brewery. has perfected arrange
ments Tor the manufacture of beer
which he guarantees to be equal, il not
superior, to Eastern beer and which is
sold much cheaper. Families and
the trade supplied in quantities to suit e
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
InKeraoIl for Grashn m.

Col Robert q. IDgersoll is at Chica-
60. and on being asked his idea of the
situation said:
81 never saw 80 many candidates, nor
30 many delegates without a candidate.
There is one general feeling. however,
that success is more important than
candidates. The issue involved is of
such vast Importance that persons are
lost sight Of. believe the Convention
will act with great d liberation. and in
accordance with its best judgement. +"
"Who il your personal choice7" 81
think Gresham is the best and most
available man."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
Courage, Jerry.

The Enterprise is much like the boy
who tried to whistle when passing q
graveyard. It is trying to keep its
courage up by casting slurs at Thur
man. A late issue suys:
The Thurmnc boom came on the De
mocracy with too much of a rush, and
the party spent nearly all its breath in
the frat shout. The chieftains are now
beginning to learn that he ia really an
old mana good old man, doubtless,
but good old man who has bad habits,
and they fear that decrepitude has
overtaken him.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
A asuslness Prepo.itlon.

Those who design taking trip, either
on business or for pleasure, as we'll az
those who remain at home, will do we'll
to provide against misfortune by secur.
ing an Accident Policy in the Pacific
Mutual Life Insurance Company. M.
H. Miller will issue policy for $I2 so
which il good for year, and in case of
accident the holder will receive $l2 SO a
week during disability. and should
death occur the heirs of the deceased
would receive $4,000 from the Com
pany. Policies issued for any time up-
der n year, and for any amoant under
$4,000. 80.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
A Great Less.

Wednesday Sam ,Longabauh left his
team standing near the Mexican Dam,
when drove of sheep came over The
hill and frightened tho horses. The
team ran AWAY into the river where ono
horse broke its neck and the other re-
ceived such injuries that il will die.
The carriage was also broken to pieces.
the team was valued az 81, OO0.--( Car
son Tribune.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
! Masonic.

There will be special meeting Of Elko
Lodge No. Is F. i A. NJ. at their Hall
this, (ruesday) evening. the 18th
instant, for work in the Second De-
gree. Brethren and sojournipg men,
bers are cordially invited to attend.
By order u
THos. HUNTER, W. Ii.
J.F. TRIPLETr, Seoty.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
ananrntea Fibre Waro.

The attention Of the public is directed
to my new stock of Tubs, Buckets, Ba-
sins, etc., manufactured from Indura,ed
Wood Fibre, pressed out in one piece,
without seams or hoops. It is light
and durable, will not shrink or swell,
will not faint any kind of liquid
and bids fair to supercede tin and wood.
en- ware. Call and examine it
6-28. H. CHASE.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
PaIlssss.o Hotel.

Since the recent fire at Palisade
which destroyed my hotel, together with
its contents, have opened the PAIL
SADIE HOTEL and am now prepared
to accommodate the travelling public
with good accommodations, both AZ to
board and lodging. A liberal share of
the public patronage is respectfully
solicited.
1-9 z II. BAUM.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
JNst Received

Over two hundred new samples for
custom made Spring and summer Cloth
ing.
II You want fine suit of clothes made
to order, latest in style, perfect in fit,
best in quality and cheapest in price,
come aud look at my samples. You
can't help being suited.
M RErNuknn
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
warning 90 Trespau se 70.

All persons are hereby warned to
avoid fencing lands belonging to tho
undersigned on the North Fork OF the
Humboldt river, also to refrain from
driving onr stock OF our ranges in that
vicinity. Trespassors will be prose-
cutrd to the full extent of the law.
MURPHY & HUI,
Halleck, May IS, 1883.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
Ruby Valley stage Line.

Leaves Halleek Mondays and Fri.
days. Leaves on arrival of the train
going west and arrives on Tuesdays
und Saturdays for the train going east.
Passengers, Express and Freight rsas.
enable.
t-m. II. LnYARD,
Proprietor.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
Photograph.

We would say to the good people OF
Elko and surrounding country that our
stay in Elko is drawing to close and
those wishing some nice Cabinet Pho
tographs taken must come at once az
We shall remain but few days longer.
RIRENBERo & DOVE.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
aALMAGUNDI.

Teams are now engaged in bringing
In VIM. Mitchell's crop of wool from his
5000 sheep.
You never see an undertaker's adver-
tisement headed "Live man wanted to
I'll vacancy" .... f.
Have you read Mahomet ben Hay
niond's bombast at ChicaRo7 We'll,
what do You think OF it9 ~
II. Badt and H. h. Coryrll came
down from Wells this morning and stoIr
pod over in town to-day. .
F. e. Chagnon. OF Tuscarora, ia in
town to-day on business connected with
the District Agricultural Society. &c..
An error occurred in the Masonic
notice Published yesterday. The
Lodge will work in tho Second degree.
not the First.
Alta:-The Republican editors are
turning up their noses at the red BAN
dana. Why2 There is no scent of cor
r4ption on it. .
Another glorious shower visited this
locality about 8 o'clock this morning.
We have been favored with ON unusual
amount Of rain this Spring.
Greed Haymond's apeech has already
borne fruit in the defeat OF NJ. M. E.
Zee. Of California, for Temporary Chair
pfan OF che chi6ago Convention.
:, An annoying blunder occurred in yes
terday's paper IN which we were made
to "press onr thanks," instead Of sex
press" all by tho omission Of tho syl-
liable ''ex I"
Mrs. James Talbot left yesterday
morning for Reno to attend the annual
meeting Of the Woman's Christian Tenn
Perancs Union "a representative of the
Organixation at Elko.
Dispatches from Chicago to-day are
mesger, bpt as little Was done except
the temporary organization there is lit
Gle to report. We hope to have full de-
tails of tho proceedings tomorrow.
Robert Keefer, Of Woodland, Califor-
mia, is visiting bis friend b. A. Shsarer,
I Il. b. Agent at this place. Mr.. Keefer
has heen relieving the agent mt Palisade
for q short time and will return to Wood :.
and.
Boston Herald:-The Democratic
Convsntion has met the public expecta-
finn, They havesaoted exactly as II
they meant to omit nothing in the way
Of precaution that should aid them TO
Victory.
The Thurman bandana has tho same
effect on Greed Raymond that q red
nag has on bull. Greed is just now
playing the role Of mad bull, and
anyone knows how anger affects the
genus Taurus.
The need Of merit for promoting per-
sonai comeliness, is due to J. G. Aver Il
o.. whose Hair Vigor Is universal
oeautifier Of the hair. Harmless, effec.
tive. and agreeable, It ranks among tho
ipdispensable toilet articles.
~Sau Davis, of the Appeal, aspires TO
aSeat in the next session Of the Nevada
Assembly. The pri ncipal object of his
had"ble ambition is 20 DO entitled to a
handle to his name. "Hon. Sam
Davis" looks well In print.
by his attempt to. associate the Thur.
nan bandana with all that is detestabio
'oths Amencsn People, Greed Hay
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-06-19
For sheriff.

Under the appropriate head in TO-
days Issue will be found the announce :
msnt Of Nit. Polk IA = candidate for
the Office OF Sheriff Of Elko county. SUBJ
jeot TO tho decision Of tho Republican
convention. Mr., Polk ". 10 we'll AMI