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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

~ MARSHALL-STREET CHRIS
TAN CHCRCH-The Tilewster District Evan
gelist, II. MrSNIcK, viii preach TO-GoRSow sun
day. At II A. 81. Seats tree. All Welcome.
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-nApK-pIACE METHODIST

M PARK-PLACE MEIHUDISI
EPISCOPAL CHURCH-Rov ". +. EVANS, Pas
tor. - Preaching By the Rev. w. II. ANVIL, Of
Clay-sueet church, at II A N. M5;l5 =. Ne
preaching by tho Pastor-subject. delayed
Answers 20 Prayer" by special request Class
meeting at $3.50 7. NJ
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corner Of TweDty-hrst and Venablc). -Sunday
school at $50 A. NJ. Preaching by the pastor
Rev. r. II. PITT, at Ii A. NJ aud Rev. J. Z. ulDSM
d. D., at 7:i5 +. 81.
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.ay~FOURTH PRESBYTERIAN

CUURCH.-Sabbath school at $50 4. NJ. Joint
worship at Or. HoGEs church AT II \. ", and
DR.. LATIMsE breaches at Fourth church at ~
p. ~, Al which time DR.. HoGgs congregation
will worship with congregation Of Fourth
church. cordial welcome to ALL Seats free.
L
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"Ex-Forger BBocKwAY says he has re-
formed, in proof OF which he proposes
TO engage in Wall street as a broker. "
Ex-Forger BRoCKwAY is humorist
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urAKE-FOREST COLLEGE,
wv NORTH CAROLINA.

Sixteen miles rortn OF Raleigh. Fifty fourth
annual session beeins SEPTEMBER lsr. Ten
distinct schools. Tra instructors Ton shon-
sand volumes IN Library. welIequippod Lsbo-
ratorias. Roading-fzoom and Gynssium: extern
siye groonda. Por catalogue. &C.. address,
PmsIDssr CHARLES X. TAYLOR.
,asaQm Wake Forest. ". c.
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Emperor William II. assures Frau
Wagner that he considers it bis sacred
duty to protect the Wagnerian perform
ance at BeYreuth
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

30 PINE-SIREET PAPTIS T
CHURCH Corner Pine and Albemsrle Streets
Rev. j. b. HUrsOS, Pastor.-Preaching At II \.
VI. ~ the Rev Il. p. BILL. No services at night
Seats free. All welcome
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EXCHANGE FOR WOMAN'S
AZ WORK,
$50 EAST FRANKLIN STREET..

Perssns desiring 70 have ihoir PICKLES. PRE-
SERVES, JELtIks, and BiiANDlED PEACHES
put up OF the Exchange will please send their
orders at once.
EMBRolDERfEs and WoRSTED ARTICLES
always on hand. Goods sent 10 any address
au t-SaA Win
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gsD~ FIRST ENGLISH LUTHERN
CHURCH.-Rey Mr.. MILLER, from Winchester,
Va, will preach SUNDAY MORNING at II o'clock
ana at s:15 P. NJ. There will be a congregational
meeting MONDAY NIGnT, at which the members
are earnestly requested 10 be present
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

''The bridgeiumper in England did
not make a success Of his undertaking.
Yes he did. lie killed fool.
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ntsERAE ArEas.
-r.r---N-r~'y.
VIRGINIA SPRINGS EIItIl

We are AGENTS fortl sslrnffh. >'hA ''..
VIRGINIA SPHI SIS WATERS. n.-
many ycars ha.o maintained N.n-.-
REPUTATION abf given f-'f i1 i'
VIRGINIA FOUNTAINS, i-.a "ii..A ", G.
supplies diroct--yl1:
WiilTEsrLPHUR, BUFFALO LilHiA
ALLEGHANb, HDthbiln'e 81 r..
HAALING, VILLA" h.ti ''i-' 3D.
CApON. WOLF lht,
RFn SULPHUR BllE RIDGE
pesioes thrs8 coleursgei Da.s4s 40 Bee.
stAutly on hand ......... .,....
BKOMINE AND ARSENIC. SARA lo1A 'i-'''
HATuOkN. CONDht--,
and stocks OF EUROPEAN Wal -4'-
i've Pamphlets sent on app4cat.h.
PURCELL, LADp s CO.. Dr.t.
Agents Virginia .ru-s "f'
No. Governor SIZE ., ~ --ll-.-'
feff-3rn
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reTTHE MONTHLY MEETING
OF THE BAPTIST sUNDAY-sCHOOL ASSOC
CITATION OF Richmond and Manchester will take
place SUNDAY AFTERNOON at O'Clock at the
Leigh-stroct Baptist church.
7. II. ELLErT, President
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the inherent power Of self-sustainment
under all circumstances.
For sale by the publisher.

For sale by the Publisher
God Reipls. Lay Sermons by Ed
WARD REYsonDs kor, NJ ID. Chicago !:
LAIRD h LEE.
A circular intimstes that the book is
an argument TO show that Evolution,
even as taught by HAEcKEh and those
who deny everything but matter and its
changes, demonstrates the existence OF
God, his imminency in all phenomena
aud his loving kindness over all his
works.
For sale by the publishers.
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psy- MONUMENTAL CHURCH IS
closed until the frat Sunday in September.

Bey- SALVATION ARMY-FARE-
WELL MEETING. There will be special meet
ings at the Han corner Pine aud spr ng streots)
To-NIGHr Saturday at o'clock, ard on SUNDAY
atii A. NJ, 2 aud +. II. On SUNDAY NIGHT
Captain GLOVER will deliver her farewell adj
dress. Everybody come. u
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xpucaTrosAL.

MISS BOCKIUS WILL REOPEN
yI her SCHOOL FOR YorSG LADIES AND
LITTLE GIRLS. u. ". THURSDAY, SIXTEEN.
BEK 20, 1855, at 800 east frsnklin street, sooonn
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nssy-BROAD-S STREET METHODIST

CHURCH Broad and Tenth streets)-Rev. 5. $.
LAMBETH, D. D., pastor, will preach at II A. NJ
and s:l5P NJ. Prayer-meeting at . A. NJ. sun
day school and Bible classes at $3.50 A. NJ. All
cordially invited 10 attend.
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SUMMER GAYETY.
WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE DOING At TEE
WzITE
A Loap.Yesr Gernan-rhs chaperrns ana
the Costumos-other Enter
tainments.
(coTesp ondence oftbe Richmond Dispatch.l
WHITE SuLPHER SPRINGS,
A,crst n 1929

tCorYes pondence oftbe Ricnmonh Diepatcn.l
WHITE SuLPHER SPRIsGs,
August Q, 1888
If as Miss Mulock says " the life OF
action is nobler than the life OF thought, g."
the yi9or which characterizes our life
now is thoroughly satisfactory to the most
vigilant conscience. Germans morning
and.eyening and all The walks. talks, and
drives and private entertainments have
their place beside.
The leap-year german given Wednes-
DAY evening was most brilliant enter
tainment. The costumes were elegant
and the array of beauty simply dazzling.
Tho chaDerons we're General y. W. 4.
Lee, OF Virginia Colonel b. l.: hobson,
of Virginia Colonel Preston Johnston,
OF Louisiana Mr.. Napoleon Hill, OF
Memphis: Mr.. w. A. Stuart, OF Vir-
cinis. and Colonel Halle. of Florida
These gentlemen were assisted by Mrs.
/ Governor Buckner, who was extremely
handsome in toilet Of pink silk Mrs.
Du Bose, of'Atlanta, purple velvet: : Mrs.
Colonel Hobson, black-lace costume {;
Mrs. Johnston, black lace; Mrs. A. A.
Campbell, cardinal silk.
At ii O'Clock champagne and refresh
ments were served.
/ The german Was led by Colonel Stern,
/ OF Richmond.
/ LADY DANCERS AND COSTUMES.
Miss Wright, of st. Louis, beautiful
costume OF white lace, &c.
Miss Smirall, Of Louisville, blue pont
d'esprit.
Miss Lindonberger, blue silk.
Miss Brico, Of Philadelphia, gray tulle.
Miss Leecn, Of New York, white tulle,
draped with grasses and pink roses.
Miss Hill, of Memphis, pink tulle.
with garlsnds Of pink buds.
Miss Thyson, Of Washington, white
tulle.
Miss Dslzell. Of jersey City, cream
silk, gold embroidery.
Miss Hartman, OF Baltimore, blue silk,
draped with crystal and blue tissue.
Mrs. J. T. Anderson. OF Hichmond,
elegant costume of lavender tul.e.
Mrs. Ferriss, OF Louisiana, pink silk
and tulle, draped with roses.
Miss Dregry. OF Richmond, lovely COS
/ tune OF white and gold.
Miss de Benyille, OF Philadelphia,
embroidered cream Grape lisse.
Miss Bonwill, OF Philadelphia, iaven-
der Grape. -,
Mrs.. Royal. OF Richmond, exquisite
French costume Of orange plush and
tulle.
Miss Archer, Of Richmond, white net
and silk.
Miss Otey Cullen, pink silk.
Miss Fleming, of Washington, diTcc-
t0irc costume Of white satin.
Miss Coleman, Of Baltimore, white
and mahogany Grape.
Miss Helen Montague, beautiful cos
tune OF rose net
Miss Bruce, Of Virginia, white silk.
Miss Van WICK, Of Brooklyn, cream
and gold gauze. :.
Miss Reese, OF Alabama, blue silk.
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DINNHR.

Mr.. II. G. Dennison, Of Columbus,
Ohio, gave an elegant dinner Monday
evening. His guests were Mrs Allen,
Mr.. aud Mrs. William Royal, Miss
Leary, Mr. Thomas Boiling, OF Rich
mond Miss Brice, of Philadelphia Mrs.
DuBose, OF Atlanta; Mr.. Stillson Hut
chins. of Washington Mr.. Dickson, OF
Norfolk.
Mr.. and Mrs Otway s. Allen arrived
Wednesday Tor the season.
Miss Pettitt, OF Louisville, is expected
this week.
Mr.. David W. Sellers, the celebrated
lawyer Of Philadelphia, is here with his
family.
Among the bellies at present ore Misses
Chensult, Lindenberger, and Smirsll, OF
Louisville; Miss Bessie Leech, of New
York; Miss May Hill, OF Memphis I;
Miss Wright, of 81. Louis; Misses Cole
man, OF Baltimore; Misses Evans. Ar
cher, McCaw, Mayo, Cullen, and Drew
ry, Of Richmond Misses dc Benyille
and Rambo, of Philadelphia.
II is the exception wheh you do not
meet woman who is not handsome or
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11
ny SECOND BAeTIsTCHU

corner Main and Sixth strects.-l{cy W. W.
LASDRUW, d. d., pastor, will preach ~ IL A. NJ.
No night service TIL further notice. -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

Bsy~ Il TEND BAP T / S I
CHURCH.-Dr. ROBERT RYLAND will preach At
A. NJ. and Si5 P. NJ Sunday school az 900
4. NJ.
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80. WFSr MAIN-STRFET BAP:

SYST CHURCH Corner Main and Beech Streets.
Preaching SUSDAY at IL A. VI. and p. NJ.
by the pastor, Rev. W. }. sHlPaAN. All are in
ylted u attend. IS
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s<g- GRACE-sTREET BAPTIST

Corner Grace and Foushee Streets.
Temporary Pastor Rev DR.. JOHN POLLARD, Jr.
sunday school az "a. NJ.
Preaching at II \. N. SUNDAY and at P. NJ.
WEDNESDAY,.
FREQ seats and a welcome toa all. T.
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parCLAY.STREET METHODS

EPISCOPAL CHURCH Preaching at II A. ".
by Rev. W. Il. EVANS, pastor OF Park-Placo; a.
Sis r. NJ by Rev. WILLIAM II. ANVIL
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

psy- GRACE-STREET PRESBYTE-
RIAN CHURCH-Dr THOMAS DREW, Pastor
Services at II O'Clock A VI. and ~ o'clock 2. VI.
Preaching by the Pastor. Sabbatn school at 81
o'clock A. NJ. AMI Wednesday night services al
So o'clock. Is
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11
BRIEF COMMENT.

BLArXR's friends have discovered that
it is mighty hard to warm over recep-
ton.
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ray- UNION STATION CHURCl

tcorner Twenty-fourth and n sueea7l.-rree'n-
ing A. If A. NJ. and 800 p. M. by tho pastor
Rev. JAMES C. MARTIN.
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80 TRINITY METHODIST EPlS-
copAL CHURCH corner OF Broad and TWEEN
tieth streets)-Rev. JOSEPH 3. SrURGIs, Pastor
Preaching at II A. Nj. and SIS p. NJ. by Kew
Inanpn RmnIrK.
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TINE BRADSrREET COMPANY,
Il CHARLkS +. CLARK, PREsIDzSE
BRADsTnEKrs kIcnNoED OFFICE
30. ilos LAST hAlN STREET
TslspAope NJ. $50
IN. Witty, superintendent


Tho Richmond Office has moro than kept pace
With the rapid growth OF tho city and Develop
ment OF the terfitory tributary tot IL offers 90
tho mercantile community Of this section ali ths
advantages OF asystem the superiority OF whicA
Is recognized In every trade centre Of tho civil
lied world That itis Ia special sense prepared
10 guard me interest," OF its local patrons Is at
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rsr-SECOND PRESBYTERIAN


CHURCH.--There will be preaching at II O'Clock
A. NJ. by DR.. }. i. IATNgR, OF Ham pden-
Sidney. No service in the afternoon. Is
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49, CTAY-STREET BAPTTST

Bf5 CIA 1-SlhEEI d n i l ID
CHURCH (coruer Of Clay and Graham streets
Rev. 5. c. CLorToS, Pastor.-Worship at II a.
N. and s:lj p. NJ.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

pa SEvENTH-SfREET CHRIS.
TIAN CHURCM-servlces at II \. N. conducted
by Rev. Il. c. GARRISON. sunday school at 9.I5
~ W..
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ny THIRD CHRISTIAN CHURCH

corner Twenty-siXth and Marshall streets).-
Preaching al II A. q. by L. A. COLE, pastor, aud
at SIS by Brother II. c. GARRISON.
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HOLLINS INSTITUTE,
VIRGINIA.
FOR THE HIGH EDUCATION or Girls


CHARLES L COOKE. 4. ". superintendent
Languages. Literature, Sciences. Music, Art,
&c. arc taught under high standards. Tho
school employs twenty-five officers, aud main
tains u superior management. II offers The fur
thor advantages u 4 salUbrioVs elm ate. mineral
waters and mountain scenery Fully aOreastOf
the times. It draws pupns from msnT STATES.
The fOrty-si1th annual scssion will open SIP
TENDER II. lssS. Pos'-ofnce Rollins. vs..
Apply for register 10 CHARLES y. COOKE.
~ S-eodCv business Manager.
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AnNster. and teIerrcms mus, be addressed
10 The DISPATCH COMPANY
Rejected communications VIII not be ro-
turned.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

TAUQUIER FEMALE INSTITUTE,
i WARRFNIOE. VA. opens gee twenty eighth
annual session SEp1 EdBER -, lS15. situated ~
the Piedmont region of virgins, unsurpassed
for rs beauty snd nea'thfalnsss only uiy ,nns'
froto Washington city. on branch II the Rich
moni and DauYlile rslirosd. 1Le grounds, ton
acres Ia All, are tSstofully aid out. Tho build
lug Is one ~ the finest school cdifccs IN me
state Terms worry reasonable. Tor catalogue
address GEORGE q. BUTLER, a. y,
60 o.-eolQSt Principal
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11

Wehayetho Virginia Medical Monthly
for August, LANDoN b. EDWARDS, NJ. D.,
editor and proprietor. Richmond.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-08-11
A LUNCH.

Colonel w. G. Bullock. Of Wyoming
Territory, gave a charming lunch on
Monday morning. His guests were
Colonel and Mrs Boylin, Mrs. Major
Nash, Misses Mayo, McCaw, Anna Boy
kin Cullen. and Mrs Thomas Carter, of
Richmond Mrs. DuBose, Of atlanta /;
Miss Cook, OF Louisville Miss Dand-
ridge, of Cincinnati; Miss Little, OF
Fredricksburg MIR. Gerard, OF Georgia /;
Mr. Little, OF fredericksburg Mr.. Il. h.
Watkins, OF New York Mr.. Peter
MAYO. of Richmond.
Mrs. Archer Anderson arrived We'd
nesday.
Mrs. G. dc Benville Keim, OF Phils-
delphia, arrived to-day, and received a
most cordial greeting from her many
friends ut the White.
Judge Bingham, chief justice OF the
Supreme Bench OF the District Of Colum-
bia, is at the White.
W. q. Ii. Bonwill, of Philadelphia, is
spending the season here.
Or. }. Blackrode. from The Hague
Holland, has arrived.
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GrsrLFlnsN DANCERs.

Among the gentlemen dancing were
Messrs. Arthur Cabcll, Stern, Hobson,
hnslie. Antrim, and j. T. Anderson, OF
Richmond; Jordan, Walker NcttleS,
Baker. and Barnes, Of South Carolina ;
Sellers and Rooms, Of Philadelphia ;
Bruce and Nash, Of New York ; Van
Wyck, Blaniy, and Gilbert, OF Brook
lyn McCulloch. Of New York; More
head, Of North Carolina Hale, OF Viz
GINA McCallam, of Washington Ad-
kins. Of Louisville ingalls,, OF Cincin-
natl; General Robertson, OF Washington,
and williamson and Gerard, OF Georgia.
dr. Scott Darlington, Of Richmond,
who always adds 50 largely TO the
pleasure OF the White, arrived to-da7.
Judge Wylie, Of Louisiana, hasarrlyed.
Mrs. Thomas Rutherford, OF Rich
mond. gave n charming party OF New
Market Stop Wednesday morning. Her
guests were Mrs. Philip Bate and Mrs.
Henry Churchill. OF Louisville; Mrs.
Kelley, Of Columbus, O.. Mrs. j. l..
Anderson, Mrs. \. VI. Wilson, Mrs Al
fred Harris. OF Richmond, and .Mr'.
Henry Donglss, of Baltimore. Mrs.
Harris Won The first prize, an elegant
case for photographs, aud Mrs. Douglas
the BOBBY prize, a handsome monchoir
case,
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Reading notices ia Teniise~mStier type
Jres or less 81: in nonpareil loaded. 80.
Card q rates for more space furnished On ap-
fitcAtfon.
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MoRSING GERMAN.

A delightful morning german wls
danced Monday, being gracefully led 10y
Br. Cunningham, OF North Carolina.
Among those present were Misses DC
Bonyille, Brice, Rambo, aud Bonwlll,
Of Philadelphia Hill, Of Memphis
Wright, OF ST. Louis; Lindenberger
and 5mirall, OF Louisville Archer and
Williams, OF Richmond; Coleman, OF
Baltimore English, OF south Carolina
Van Wyck, OF Brooklyn, snd Bruce, Of
Virginia. Among the gentlemen dancers
were Messrs. Stern, Cabeil, Meyers,
and Ainslio, OF Richmond; koons, OF
Philadelphia Van WICK, Of Brooklyn
Bruce. Of New York Williamson, OF
Georgia; Hill, Of Memphis; Baker and
Walker, OF South Carolina, and Hof-
fecker. OF Wilmington. Del.
4 morning german will be danced Oh
Friday morning.
Mrs. Randolph Norris, Of Richmond,
has arrived.
Miss Rogers, from California, is ex-
tremely handsome and a great fayorlte.
Two private evening germans on
scale of unusual elegance, and several
bowling and progressiye-euchre parties,
OF which elegant prizes will be awarded
are announced fer next week.
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The Red Cloud chief., 1888-02-10
OF DAYS.
Eve Hundred Years Odds Living . Lost
Art3

Five Hundred Years Odds Living . Lost
Art3
Is life worth livingl
In the days OF long ago people seemed to
think it was, if the length Of time they de-
voted to becoming acquainted with its lights
and shadows is any criterion.
1t. would seem ss though life must have
Afforded much Of enjoyment IN the good old
days. Sophocles hung on until he was $50
years old, then persisted by an accident.
Attils wa 124. when he died Of the conse-
quence Of . revel on tho night Of his second
marriage. This is Q warning to young
men. Epemenides Was Isl at his regretted
decease.
Crowns did not cit % heavily on the
brows Of monsrchs as they seem latterly TO
do. Fohi, the founder Of the Chinese EN-
pire, reigned1l5 years, and sodid Apaphus
Of Thebes Egyptian. Tacitus gives LIS years
to Tuisco, . German prince. Daddon, IN
ulyrian noble. lived for 600 years according
70 Alexander Cornelius.
The art Of living seems to b one Of the
many ''lost arts" which the dark ages COW
cred over, and modern civilization has not
yet been able TO uncover. It 10 certain long
life wa not secured by using mineral poi
sons Is remedies for disease. That il esson-
tally modern practice. Theancients doubt
less drew o. the laboratory Of nature for
their medicines, hence the span Of their
lives was naturally extended.
We know that our immediate ancestors
found their medicines in the fields and for
ests, adjoining their log cabin homes. These
natural remedies were efdcacious and harm
less-left no poison in the system. Physi-
clans were rarely called in, and tho people
lived to rugged and hearty old age. Is it
not worth while to return TO their whole
some methods Of cure for common ailmentsi
II. II. Warner q Co.. Proprietors Of War
ner's Safe Cure, have introduced to the
public . line Of Log Cabin remedies, and
their name indicates their character. They
includes "s~arsaparilla," Hops and Bu-
chu Remedy" Cough and Consumptive
Remedy" Extract for External and In
ternal use, Rose Cream" for Catarrh,
"Scalpine" for the hair, "Liver Pills. and
'Porous Plaster" They are carefully com-
pounded from actual recipes, the most EN-
cacious in use by u grandparents, and
those who would like to try the virtues Of
eld-time remedies, have an opportunity to
secure the best in =" Warmers Log Cabin
Remedies"
The Red Cloud chief., 1888-02-10

The fellow who asks how to know
a bad egg must have lost two of his five
senses.-Nartha's VIncyard Herald.
When = washerwoman changes hel
place Of residence one mas ask he1
''where she hangs out now" without
using slang.-Er.
1t has been averred that q lady
with a diamond ring will scratch hcl
nose in u given period four times =.
often as any other woman.
-Stranger-''Is Mr.. Blinks imp
Hotel Clerk-"Yes. he's in his ROOM
Tell him Mr.. Schwifferwitzenouter
helm" Front. tell 126 q gentle.
man from Cincinnati wishes to see
him."-Omaha World.
Away with superstition! A Mich
igan girl has found 2.125 four-leai
clovers. aud isn't married yet An
Omaha girl who found out how to make
pumpkin pie was married in three
months. --Omaha World
A great many men who insist upon
having their grocers send everything
they buy to their homes are perfectly
willing to carry homo . large load
rather than incOuvcni cnce the saloon.
keepers. Nebraska State Journal.
How it all comes back to me-"
murmured the poet sadly. as with prac.
ticcd fingers he estimated the thickness
of the portly package of MSS. which
he had just taken from the post-ofice.
Ell.
"A man who will spoil . fifty-cent
pair of %suspenders to hang himself
with when a whole clothes-linc can be
bought for fifteen cents. can not expect
this economic generation to remember
his other virtues over Sunday.
-Gold-handled umbrellas are COM
ing into fashion. The handle is SO ar
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