New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-04
THE NEW SCIENCE IN THE NORTHWEST
"CHRIsTIAY sCIENCEo IN THE NORTHWEST.
From The MINNEAPOLIS Tribune.

"CHRIsTIAN SCIENCE" IN THE NORIHWEsT'
From The Minneapolis Tribune
Isn't this new Christian science Just perfectly
lovely ~ said the young lady from St. PAUL. as sao
chated with her Minneapolis irlehu o'ei 'iio
counter. s .,., na
the Minneapolis girl peered around exciiedy on the
feminine glitter OF a big dry-goods house was IL
possible that there was fad In the fashions and
Oh my it ISN'T to wear smiled tho other con-
desccndngly rummagng over the pile OF ribbons re-
duced from so cents to 10 cents. " It's something
you do It's new science, sort OF medicine: Ma
is just perfectly wild over It, Pa says Whenever we
rats and slams the doors but makes no difference TO
ma and l. Pa IS not at all up in spiritual rhIngs,
Letting collar reduced from 10 cents to cents, that
this new science is moro fun than AWNING .,,,.
over another woman's head at a reduced handkerchief
"why We just deny things Sickness you Know now
headaches or neuralgia or any thing We s say mere mere
isn't, which is the same thing"
\" Still can't unders tand.'
till they are instructed Ma and paid 800 Tor the
full course We were Just as Ignorant as you are
How do you do it ~ said the Minneapolis girl with
II fold you by denying it, snapped the other.
Our hired girl had awful toothaehe and was s2 M
to quit right in the middle OF house cleaning. VIII
you believe me- ma just began to deny it, and say
there is pain there is nothing but good she tod
the girl to say it, too The be next s5 aay ees
q
people are who are without inner vision, he said II
was nothing on earth but creosote and camphor and
-" That might have helped herr ventured the
Minneapolis girl ,
Not at all It just mas going off in dark
room by herself Shutting her teeth, fix
ing her eyes and denying It. that did IT.
" How lovely that must be- sighed the other,
enyIousIy regarding the wise st. Paul girl.
The friends having finished the purchase OF TWO
wards of lace and the collar and having handled every
tring within reach, tripped TO the outer door
They discovered too late the proximity OF French
boot heel and Bermuda banana peel
| There was a futter, crash and swift running OF
cbromatic scales The lovely st. Paul girl curled
| "Oh dear OF dear I've got an internal injury.
Ny arm is broken and my back o my head my
head and she climbed up into the arms OF her friend
| Not al ALL, smiled the other girl cheerfuly
There's nothing the matter with you. You're not hurI
! a Bit There's no pain. YOn are Just as well as
am. You didn't break your back or skin your elbow
or bump your head, all is good
"Why. you nasty thing sobbed the dusty, broken
up ST. Paul belle. " DO yon suppose would no
| DO You think that horrible fall didn't hurt me- Jus
give me my parasol. l don't thank you for such IN
Situations. ,
But there IS pain you said So was JUS
practising your science. | thought w.,
"Oh You thought you would be smart Wei
there's my car. lis time for my train. Good even
| ing yOur and off she bounced: .
| The Minneapolis girl prinked herself a minute he
| fore the show window, which isn't bad mirror, ant
| started home murmuring: wasn't that funny"