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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
ARLINGTON.

msrs Jubilant-Busiue ss Picking Up.
Picnic ana Riding Tournament.
special to the Gazette. ~
ARLINGTON, TEX, April ga splendid
'A'lialI here last night and to-day has
served to brighten the faces Of anybody
= II was beginning to be badly needed.
tle grain crops We consider assured with
SIi.M1Hordinary prospects for all other
,,! BUSINESS in our town is much better
s Wis lnan any previous year. More real
rs. ae mas changed hands than in two
,sa oe1ore and this part of Texas has
~'Iuued general air of activity.
s; a grand picnic and May day celebration
nv ~,t pe given here about the 9TH of May
A. ae several Sunday-schools and the Ar
ny. s.on Cornet band. A riding tourna-
~ a' VIII also be on the programme
o.S N.Y.. d. M. Furman and 8 number of
ne has Will speak. The Fort Worth peo-
NJ MAJ are especially invited. Concert at
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
why the Tax on Carpet Woods?
Chicago Tribune.

What possible pretext is there for con-
tinuing the tariff tax on carpet woods
which are not and never Will be produced
in this country Such q policy adds
largely to the cost Of living of q majority
Of the families in the United States, and
cannot benefit anybody except the foreign
carpet manufacturers. Why, then, do
the ranch wool growers oppose the repeal
OF this duty2 Simply and solely because
they say 1t will be an "entering wedge"
leading to cheaper wooden clothes, and
''if the people once see how easily carpets
may be cheapened by reducing tariff taxa
ton they will take the same course with
other wooden manufactures and lower
or abolish duties on woods that compete
with American heeces." According to
this doctrine no tariff tax can be reduced,
however oppressive 1t may be to the COM
munity in general, or however it may fail
to benefit any American interest what
ever. One bounty being associated with
another on the tariff list, all are sacred,
and the banded monopolists defend every
one. Thus ultra protectionism has
reached the point OF champloning cp-
pressive taxes that add to the cost OF
living 81 every American family, and cam
not possibly benefit any home industry.
When the bounty monap&y combines
take thisgrouud and mske such demands
esthese, tariff reform csnnotsbe far dis
t6nt. rs So
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
COMMERCIAL RESUME.

COMMERCIAL RESUME.
'iso.- r YORK, April 25.-Railway bonds
Nv closed as follows: Fort Worth
pun 1snyer City at s14; Texas and Pa
gu incomes 40; Rios at 1o53; St. Louis,
~; .ls, , snd Texas 2's at 40; Missouri,
nA NE and Texas SIS at O.; rs at 81;
h h,n and Texas Central 1's at 1o4;
n~ Colorado and Santa Fe rs at l2o;
uu ga at 95; Missouri, Kansas and
s.,u 5,s 81 81; 6's st Ga; rs at 81.
sterling buoyant.
Money 2G2t per cent.
Governments higher.
Silver 92B.
wbe.t dull and weak.
Gnttop quiet and steady.
Tofse 20 points higher.
GOVERNMENTS, STOCKS AND BONDS.
80 YORK, April 25.-In the stock
.uss. there was the usual hesitation in
n l.1s trading. the market soon began to
saap with Union Pacific leading. San
nL t, Changers and Lsckawanna
Ears the most conspicuous toward noon,
'.5 later Missouri Pacific, Northern Pa
~. .sc nreierred and Manhattan assumed
s 81 lead, Prices at this time were gener-
.Iv from j 20 nearly 2 per cent. above
, nv OF the opening, but in the last hour
p,cISc Msll lost II per cent, the rest
:; the list following slowly and
large proportion of the gains OF
shs forenoon were wiped out. The
m.rket auaIly closing rather heavy and
.ctve. The great majority of the active
lat shows fractional advances, but Peoria,
nsc.tur and Evansville rose IL and
yorthwestern IT, while Pacific Mail IS
DOWN II per cent.
RdIros1 bonds were also decidedly
active. The totsl sales reached $685.
0SO being the largest days business in
bonds for nearly year. Texas and Pa
eidc receipts furnished $4,000 and Erie
g,s, Sl5s, 900 Of the total. Green Bay in
cones were the feature for strength,
especially In the forenoon, and the list
moved up, but later prices ssgged OF and
the advances are generally confined to
fractional amounts.
Government bonds were quiet but arm
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26

tend. The convention win be composed
Of delegations from all OF the railroads III
the state. There will be secret meeting
tomorrow evening, ball and banquet
from 4 to 6, and public meeting and sd-
dresses till midnight.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
Rain at Midlothian,

Special to the Gazette.
MIDLOTHIAN, TEX, April 25-A gen.
tie rain fell here to-day. 1t commenced
,ast night about IL O'Clock and Is still
raining slowly. The prospects for good
crops are nsttering, although storms have
damsged corn. Early wheat is heading
out and looks hne.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
Kew Orleans.

NEW ORLEANS. La, April 25 -Ootton-spot
closed steady and unchanged.
Sales 1000 oalee.
Stock lS9 544.
Low ordinary 10 i6c; ordinary,7 10-l6c; good
ordinary,S 9-l6c; low middling 1.l6c m tddling
l6c: good middling 97sc; middling fair
101<c; fair lie.
Futures opened steady l to points higher,
ruled steady and closed steady to points
h gner on all deliveries
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
THE STATE OF TRADE.

THE STATE OF TRADE.
The only reports Of relatively active
general trade movement arsong these
telegraphed to Bradstreet's this week are
from Chicago, Minneapolis, st. Paul.
Omaha, st. Joseph and Kansas City. The
comments applied to Boston, Pittsburg,
Cincinnati, Philadelphia and st. Louis are
no Improvement, irregular movement OF
moderate trade. A state election In
Louisiana seriously lmpeded business
for several days. The Kansas and Colo
RADIO demand at Kansas City is incl eas.
ing with the favorable crop outlook, and
similar report comes from territory
tributary to Omaha, now that the railway
strikes have ceased to disturb traffic.
Cold weather in Missouri, and recen,
heavy buying in anticipation OF increased
rail rates, underlies the lack of increased
activity at st. Louis Bradstreet's.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
Big Rain at Colorado City.

Special to the Gazette.
COLORADO CITY, TEX, April 25.-
Another tremendous rain set in last
night at 9 O'Clock, and continued
almost INCREASINGLY without interruption.
The Colorado river is rising rapidly and
there is likely to be q big food. This is
the third heavy rain in ten days.
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Abilene.

Special to the Gazette.
ABILENE, TEX, April 25.-Cedar creek
is booming. The mail to Phantom Hill
was detained here all day yesterday ow-
ing to the heavy rainfall. -.
The new city council and officers took
the oath of sfflce last might.
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Rain at AIvarado.

-" he Gazette.
s.a.' 'AkADo, TEX, April ga much
nn. a.u rain fell here last night snd this
p,nA There is fine season in the
Ths,aGi. Wheat and oats look well.
eOt.Os Is good stand of corn and some
s.y tS.. up Farmers are juoilant and
@aI they never had better prospects.
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Galveston.

Galveston.
GALVESTON. Tx. April 25.- Cotton spot
closed steady and unchanged.
Gross reosipis, 81.
Sales, III
Ordinary. 7c; good ordinary, 7-i6c; low
middling, 5-l6c; middling 9%c; good mid
ding. Ito: middling fsir l0Hc.
Exports, none.
Shipments coastwiee, ....,
Bail shi0menta, 800,
Stock l0052 bales.
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Engineers and F,rsmen to Meet.

''.0A to the Gazette.
,ss,- -AsrINE, Tx, April 25.-The engi-
sv.a Aoa hremen of Palestine and their
h.s..ale making extensive Preparations
10 tS The nof the reception of the delegates
Ton ,saneineers' and fremen's conven-
ups s, which is held here Tomorrow. The
aiaIv NSuse is being fitted up and beau :
III bs;, decorated, and accommodations
aug arranged for all who may AZ
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26

Boils, pimpMk, hives, ringworm, letter,
and all other authorizations of impure
blood are CARED hy Hoods Ssrssparilla.
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Sales $500 bales.
Rev YORK.

Rev YoYk.
NEW YORK. April 25.-Ootton - Spot closed
firm and unchanged.
Sales, 675.
Stock, 49,, 159.
Low ordinary, rs l6c; ordinary. 73-l6c: good
Ordinary, Sxc, low middling, SO; mfddling
s3<c; good middling. 9xo; middli1g fair. lOJXc
Futures opened points higher, advanced
elightly snd closed at b to points higher.
Sales 81 500,
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ON CHANGE.
Spst Cstton Unchanged, Futures from
One to Seven Points Higher.
Money Market Easy.

wheat Opened Firm, Fluctuated Narrowly
and CLOSED Lower-Live Stock
transactions Brisk.
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liverpool.

LIVERPOOL. April 25.-Cotton-Spot closed
steady and unchanged.
Total sales 10000; American $500.
Imports. 1000; American, 1000.
Ordinary Hfd; good ordinary 3d. low mid
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
osi4orn,a Sey.

This q thss1ure natsn made honey,
and Possesses no adHltsSation whatever.
Try somesof 1t. We gu6esntesM will
sptsase you. FoM WORTH URdeER Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
DIR. T. G. HAMMER

WIN be In Dallas only one month longer, and
then he will leave the state for a year OF
longer Those who have friends suffering with
the disease Of drunkenness should lose no time
In bringing them to DIR. Hammer, who is the
only man in the United States that can posi-.
There are thousands Of men In the United
states, now good citizens, respected by all who
owe their financial success and their position
your friend saved you should bring them to the
Doc tor. This opportunity extends to MAY g.
and until that time DIR. Hammer may be found
alone In nerson.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
ON WALL STREET.
s,,.t Market Was Active aud
i'' xost of the List Shows
Some Advance.

was tho Largest Days Business
fss;froa. 800 Bonds Done In Nearly q
y,sr-Govsrnments Firm.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26

M o..nxe9sna A,asss,
As epe d you Vim Sd any where, are
arriving fsgulsfy at ~ Fort Worth
Grocer co's.s s &C.,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
The Oonee Market.
Live Stock Markets.

GALVESTON, TEX, April 25.-Oonee- No mar
ket,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
COTTON MARKzfg.
Receipts NJ All United State, Pa

Receipts NJ All United States Ports
GALVESTON. TEX, April 25.-Cottoz receipts
at United States ports:
This Gay. ........................ 4,Oe2
This day last week.. ..............., 642
This day Last year. 1900. ......... 1891
Total receipts thus far this seasou..... IA
Total receipts this date last season. 5,140275
difference, increase. ...............-.. S3,469
Exports thus far this week. ......... 7OS77
Stock q: United States ports this day. 534 6S4
stock this day lasr year. ............. AZ, 233
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Daily Review.

Daily Review.
GAZETTE OYRIoH.
FORT WORTH. TEX. April rs. 1888.
Trade has been fairly active in all lines
to-day.
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FINANCIAL.
ENGLISH CONsoLs.

ENGLISH CONSoLs.
LONDON. April 25.-Consols closed at go 13- l6
for money! silver 42hd.
kONEY.
NEW YORK, April 25.- Money on call easy
at 262h per cent; last loan per cent. closed
at 2G2h; prime mercantile paper Az G5h.
BONDS.
NEW YORK, April 25.-Bonds and stocks
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26

- ~vvs as~Alns sVsal Iurlug anu 0uJsIu1
the city together Of more than 1000
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-04-26
DALLAS.

A oolorsd Man Arrested for Illegal vot-
ing-No new Facts Developed in tho Bui-
eide.
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.svwxcugg VI seglsIsJIso snaIrg, ana say
these that he would make an almost ideal
proaiding fj3cor TbaV fnrfhap aav fhee
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cerzeney2us OK 0 Secretary strongly
oppossd Ee pesssd. asssrsed that g
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Not That Kind of q Cat.

"My DEAR have been trying to think Of
something lovely to give you for birthday
present." said fond Plymouth avenue wife
to her devoted husband recently. "You know
there are so many things it is hard to select,
so have made out little list. Just glance
over it and cross off anything you don't want
and add on anything nice which has not oc-
Cured to me-" This was the list: "a canary
bird, willow rocker, King Charles spaniel,
a carpet sweeper, a subscription for Harper's
Bazaar, plush covered perfume sachel, box
of monogram society stationery and a Turkish
rug for our bedroom" The wretch read it
over and returned it with the following addl-
lions: "a new hustle. pair of diamond ear
rings and a lady's work basket. buffalo
F~---ior
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The Coming Baseball Market.

Omaha Broker dn baseball supplies, A. d.
19O0-What's Smith quoted at to-day?
Confidential Clerk-Spith was sold to the
Chicagos yesterday at S1.0554. The Detroits
only bid S1O5H.
''That looks bad. I'm long on Smith.
How's Jones?"
Clones brought s1.1OI in the open market,
but was snapped up at 81 between boards
by the BOstons"
"That's something like. 1 am almost
afraid to ask about Binks, though"
"The Binks pool broke and the Chicagos
got him at the old figures"
"That strengthens Chicago three points and
seven-tenths and weakens Omaha five points
and a quarter. Something must be dcne.
Who is Binks' physician?n
CDR. Smartel."
''Let me see. All! remember Dr.
Smartel prescribes quinine for everything. 1t
won't do to let Binks think he is well enough
to play.p
mo, but how can it be prevented?"
"I'll rush up a blind pool and corner the
quinine market. Omaha World.
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TUNlslAN JUSTICE.
An Expeditions Method, but Little Bit
Too Severe on the Hebrews.

An Expeditions Method, but a Little Bit
Too Severe on the Hebrews.
A certain Capt Baculard left MarSeilles for
China. but being buffeted by the winds, he
made for the harbor of Tunis to await better
weather The collector of the port came on
board Capt. Baculard represented that ne
was freiohted for Canton, that he had moth
ing to do with Tunis and that he had only
nut in from stress of weather. But the col
Iector succeeded in demonstrating to him that
he must pay the harbor dues Capt. Baculard
did so, but repaired instantly to the palace OF
the hey and demanded justice.
"Good Frank said the hey, 81 am your
friend-God is great What do you want"
"Highness," answered Capt. Baculard,
sEvour custom house has robbed me. / have
had to pay unjustly."
Excellent Individual" answered the hey,
sin this country when we have the money we
keep it. The first acquisition is difficulty.
To give back thing is unknown III Africa !"
''But shall not have justice"
"Certainly-every one has justice in Tun1s.
VIII you have it in French or Tunis fashion"
''Highness, have had q lawsuit or two in
France Justice in French fashion-heaven
Forbid"
"But I don't press it upon you" observed
the bey. "If you choose the French will
speak to your consul He loves justice, good
man Three of my subjects applied to him
years ago for immunity and they will get it
next year, think for he loves Justice"
"French justices Never! Give me the
Tunisian; am in a hurry"
$50 be it then. God is great" said the hey.
"What is your cargo?"
"Marseilles soap and 1000 cotton caps"
at is we'll Go away and be tranquil"
The hey summoned the vizier
"Vizier," said he, 'there is no God but God,
and MahOmet is his prophet. We love justice
we love the Franks Proclaim that every
Jew who appears tomorrow out Of doors
without a cotton cap will have little trans
action to settle with me-"
There were some thousands of Jews in
They all made their wills, when they learned
through an officer of customs that Capt.
Baculard had lots of the desired articles.
That was enOugh-Capt Baculard sold the
invoice at eight shillings cap. He rushed
to the palace and poured out his thanks.
"Not so fast" said the hey; II am not done
yet. Call my vizier."
The vizer appeared.
"Proclaim," said the hey, "that every Jew
who keeps a cotton cap another hour will have
a trouble with you. God is great, and am
a Iineal descendant of Mahomet"
The ViZer made grand salaam and retired
When Capt Baculard returned to his ship
he found a crowd of Jews already awaiting
him, caps in hand He purchased the articles
at penny apiece.-French Paper.
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Stingy.

The genuine miser usually devotes more
energy to keeping his money than would
suitice to make several fortunes. It cannot
be lhst the expenditure of force is balanced
b. tho personal satisfaction derived from sue
cess. Many stories are in circulation illustra-
tire he stinginess of a certain farmer.
he one day went into store to buy six feet
of gole, and the dealer, knowing his peculiar
love f money, told him he might have it for
ter cents
aIll give you five"
~ can't sell for that Why, man, you've
got plenty of money, and ought not to
grUmbleI"
ayes, but times are powerful hard. Can't
stand that price" He went away, and after
remaining about two hours, came back to
ask, That rope fell any|
mo"
"Good by"
The next day he entered the store and said,
At hear rope is fallin' all over the country"
THAT sop
eyes. Hear that over at Cotton Town ye
can git ten feet for nickel"
why don't yougo over there"
Don't want to wear out my shoes. Say,
has it fell any heres"
"Not Bit"
"Wal, good by"
Two days later he came back.
Say" he said, "hain't you got some old rope
you can sell cheap9'
mo old rope"
New rope amt fell none Yet?"
The dealer, worn out by the siege, offered
him the required quantity for five cents. The
old man carefully measured it, and said, with
disappointed air, sits three inches short.
Cent you knock off something's"
Yes; give me four cents"
Say three"
well, three"
The purchaser laid three somewhat dirty
ne cent postage stamps upon the counter,
"a hurried away, to leave the shopman no
ne for repentance.-Youth's Companion.
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LITTLE LAUGHS.

A popular writer, who sometimes had a
ad "spell, wrote the name Of the iIlustrious
Ruthor OF "Pilgrim's Progress" as "John
FIunion." His publisher suggested that it be
ut In footnote.-Living Church.
II hear that old Curmudgeon is sick. Is his
illness really seriousg" "To him possibly; not
o the rest Of the family Boston Transcript.
They say out west that the appearance in
; town of a stranger in pair of muddy boots
9 sufficient to start real estate boom, and if
ne manages to have an odor of petroleum or
natural gas about him, the excitment is i'm
Rsnse.-Springfeld Union.
An Indiana editor informs his enemies that
he Is "whetting his club for them Good.
We hope he will also grind his gun to a point
and load his sword to the muzzle-San Fran
cisco Alta
Bedford street man was tainted by his
clearinghouse mistress with not having paid
his board bill for the last two months
Madam" he replied, ''you are cruel. You
might wait until have digested my Christ
mas pudding before asking me to pay for it. {"
Fall River Advance.
Landlady-Mr. Crimsonbeak, am going
TO get fire extlnguisher for your room.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-lt is quite unnecessary,
assure you, ma'am. "How 500" ",The fire
S>@"0JS oEDCcAAS W DS ma am.
-Yonkers Statesmen.
Has good staying qualities girl with
the small waist.-Exchange.
The Socialist boom that Herr Most created
IN Philadelphia could use snuff box for a
skating rink. Philadelphia Inquirer.
man with wheelbarrow on the side
walk is not very popular, but he generally
carries everything before him.-Boston Bull
letin.
There is a couple living in the vicinity of
Boston who two years ago were nursed in the
lap OF luxury; that is to say, they were very
wealthy. In a fatal hour the husband took
to amateur farming and the wife became her
own miiliner and dreSsmaker The last seen
OF this unfortunate pair was last week when
they entered the cars en- route for the state
almshouse. Transcript.
In front of a grocery store in Blocker
street, New York city, is sign on a basket
OF eggs which reads as follows: @Fresh epqs
guaranteed Every egg dated"
Little drops of margins
Little deals in wheat
Turn the man of money
Into dead beat.
- - Merchant Traveller
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The Happy Land of Freedom.

Political Boss Tin great straits)-Say, the
election is goin' against me. I'll give you IS
apiece for their votes
Omaha Museum BIan-Those are nothing
but freaks and curiosities from the Cannibal
Islands and such places, half idiots most of
them, and, besides, they've got no right to
vote
"That don't matter, I'll fix that. I must
have twenty-five more votes"
wen, there are only twenty, anyhow"
"Great snakes! Can't ye' scrane mn five
more?n
Impossible"
Whats them freemen locked up in that
there cage for?"
''They are ourangoutangs.
"Themll do. Dress 'em I'D an, hiring ,am
around. "-Omaha World.
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willing to Recfprocate.

II would like to pass to New York, if you
please. l believe you are permitted to give
passes to the clerical profession?"
ayes; the interstate law gives US that
privilege, believe. You are a member of
that profession? Yes? What name? Writes
out the pass and hands it to the applicant
with gracious bow And where do you
preach Mr.. Blande?"
"Preach? don't preach anywhere"
"But you said you were a clergyman"
"Not l. l said l was member of the
clerical profession. Clerk down in Julep's
saloon. Call round and see us. Glad to re-
ciprocate. So long. Boston Transcript.
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A Play of Imagination.

The conversation Of two little girls amused
me. Said one:
"When grow up Pm going to be a school
teacher"
"Well, I'm going to be mamma and have
six children"
"Well, when they come to school to me Pm
going to whip 'em, whip 'em, whip 'em"-
with crescendO intonation.)
"YOu mean thing" with horror) "What
have they ever done to Minneapolis
Tribune
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The
city Honolulu stands,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-04-28

Judge Tillman, chairman of the con-
eressional committee investigating the
Reading strike, Is GO years Of age, strong
aud active, and has never worn an over
coat. Like Hannibal Hamlin, he has a
great prejudice against this garment. AN
overcoat, he says, sis a pneumonia
breeder. When am cold on the street /
button my coat, and the blasts have no
terrors for me. When / was at Harvard
cohege-that was forty years ago--I tried
10 wear flannels, lat I've never worn
'em since. New York World.