New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-26
THE TALK OF THE BAY,

TIE TALK OF THE BAY
2eccntly within few days a feet Of 1fs steamers
arrived at the port Of Duluth These vessels carried
100000 tons Of freight and were manned by 100
men, "The Zenith City of the Unsalted Seas appears
to be getting there.
Oh, mamma, mamma!n exclaimed little Edith
tinE today. Mr. Goodly came n and told us lots Ok
INTERESTING things about heaven and the bad place;
and that THY Jackson and BIN Hor sS1s anS
M RSes nsa gO arg to Soa the a Ssa
you mean to say that Mr.. Goodly mentioned anybody
'.Well-nO, mamma he didn't say right out. bus
the9 knew who he was taking aboats iBoston
Ira script.
',rhc Pipe OF Peace published at the Genoa Indian
School in Nebraska, says that Indians becoming
bald headed a result Of the change in hcadcear from
feathers to hats and caps Perhaps there is sort Of
rer utve justice in this. The Indians have deprived
gnat many white men Of their hair Tho white
doesn't retaate by scalpIng, but he gets there
almost eectually by forcing the Indian to wear tho
deadly hat and cap
Tuesday night of last week, as were preparing
TO g. to bed after a hard evenings work. some mur
derols wretch hurled brick through the only window
In orr office. IL was intended for destruction.
but that Providence which watches over an editor as
we'll sparrow wiled otherwise It struck and
knocked bedstead to pieces pied three dead ads
on the stone, and then glanced off and ripped up
eral feet of flooring, but left person untouched
We were out of the Office inside Of ten minutes but
the bloodthirsy fend had made good HIS escape. We
have been warned that We must go, and this Is tho
seventh emphatic hint to stir our stumps but here va
SQUAT. We don't vacatc. We don't scare. We
don't change our editorial course one Iota We hero
by offer $4,000 reward for information that will lead
the capture Of the dasad who attempted to assas
nate US, and hereafter we warn tho public thai we
shall sleep with double-barelled shotgun across tho
foot of tie bed. ANY coming to the ONCE at q
late hour to ask to play game OF poker should stop
at scotia corner and whistle four times as signal
(Arizona Howler.
A. 1FoFbn diSt Confp
eeates alone. The brethren are too lively and wde'
awake to fall victims to confidence men,
A Russian official now in this country says that
another attempt to find Noah's Ark Is about to DO
made by company OF Russian r p Ss the human ,ao
race was saved rested upon the mountains OF Aaral,
of the two pea OF which IS IN KsslaT urSaY a
Persia not far from the eastern end 81 the Black sea
Tho summit is more than 1900 ieet above me see
level and constantly covered with snow ana ice'-
Boston Traveller.
The cry is for shapey girls In the modern play
f. the mournf confession Of Boston dramatic critc-
Well possibly this is Just sensible as cry ior un
shapely girls
1t looks as though the Hill Presidential boom had
discarded its winter hannels too early in the season.
National Trade Marls.-Russian Lady-Thas gentlcs
man does not look like a Russian
Husband-He Is an American
Have you talked with him ~ ~, s,r.,rs s-fom.,.
World
So accurate and comprehensive is "The Tribune"
Book of open-Ar Sports that the manager ofa leading
Massachusetts gymnasium intends to use It as text
book for his pupils.
Rear Admiral Luce has issued circular to tho
officers of the vessels In the North Atlantic Squadron,
In which he makes strikingly practical sugges-
lions on the subject of gunnery and torpedo drills.
II these suggestions are followed tho military drills
will be skilfully and ntelllgently conducted, and
every man will be made thoroughly competent to per-
form his work.
II t were not such serious matter, Gilbert and Sult
van might easily found a opera on the changed
attitude of the Tory and Orange press. The Pope
and the Inqustion have suddenly become exceedingly
popular In England and Ireland among High Tories
and rabid Castle hacks. Orangemen, whose chle.
homo In the other world that they should meet
the Pope In he'll have rushed TO tho CONCLUSION thae
Heaven itself is not good enough for him. inc otnes
day crowd Of Orangemen at Belfast actually cneeea
His Holiness, in order 10 "aggravate' passing lrisA
member New York Freeman's Journal
John Boyle o'Reilly; who is somewhere IN the Laka
Of tho Dismal Swamp, has sent the following 'e'S
grams 70 some Of his Boston friends
aThe most wonderful and beautiful sheet OF water
on the continent"
aThIs message is sent to Suffolk by canalchance'
boatman." a.,
@The greatest fishing have ever seem DIT.
Moselev shot aldheaded eago last night-a splendid
bird" ,..-.,u.
Every hour uniolds new beauties and Interesting
sights" r.