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Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17

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s,bscrirs'sr tc me Bass'sn iOsn = the
srscrrirw toric RI Ear1resn circles
TIE aaxer-ess ~ - French te tska ibs
hs,sses nor cuiy demonstrates no irend-
fness of the 80 aszions. out z.vss Rms
s,a tsa ourcrfunifT - free aerssf lron
vsruuis-v etfsstoss ta GsTmsnY snd
Erris1d.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17
For Re9at--ROO59l s.

EMPLOYMENT BUREAU-LADIEs. II YOU
u "snt good female help call On Nh Ritter.
ID Lincoln S. 81
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17

Fer tse ma eaenrf nao'rtef7 ne ao-
rueese reisbsrs cf tae Aaiie House 5sve
la.a.v garrett ths JI svslAVrs sre hsui-
seiras ts bisrs. The Eao.s fisf'asss en-
- r~ssi,isated ~ 80 racEeaii5n q.
al. story ~ a New fsrk Psper Tlsh the
! ssns e shs Presidents Il . iFas tat
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17

Help Wenfest--uaie.

IL ANIEu-INo MACHINE MN THREE
" n1lsLsns 4 saoiuetuAker - so.tCltoIs. 8
business crs1ses. cztltAl 10u { ft1a 70 So beeI
~ hess ch4lcfx ln Tie city. D1ll And look ever
oar lisI ees-I q saith q Eutloyme kxs nAuee,
Eoools a aid - " essan nallliug CAaai e.
uANlEI-- CARPENTERS & gEANsTER
" sol oltors. ! usvclius - esnl al f1f Grand
Rapids rTn. % : nnisfers , machine man.
tsli e. once sweet sniittis EEU Ii0yms tk-
c-@4ge Mons - sHl s. esloL luilalns Caual-
e.
WAKIFD--A Nan To ACT As SALESMAN
w so experience necess4rE. Permanent 10
s-usfu guaranteed SALARY and expenses gsld
irlfl TIE st+n NAY lest x line sIecisluss
az l4uss unsurpassed Addr,ax bfoen Fro.
Antcfsmcl, thirNSO. III SiV
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17
Hoods SarsanariIla

Sold by all druggisls 81 six for s. Prepared
only by C. / HOOD & CO, Apothecaries. Lowell
Mass
100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17
For Reaf--HOttseS.

TOR RENT-SIN-RO HOUSE. HARD AND
i sofl wsie-. sherman ST., near Henry-st. In
quire az 34 cherry Il. 35s
NOR RENT-THE LOWER PART or HOUSE
L of five rooms; good cellar and wOodshed,
cisteru and well. ls2 rarclay-st.. corner Lyonst.
Enquire on premises. 3,3
EOR RENT BRICK HOUSE WITH BARN
and acres of land in good condition for
crops, on Webster ~, between r. K. and Alpine
ave. viii rent place with or without land: tele-
phone 5f7. v. Harrison. 3rtf
LOR RENT - HOUSE WITH BARN AND
j acres Of land on North ST. west Of A pine ave.
land has been thoroughly fertilized and seeded
Ia wheat. viii rent place with or without land
also houses IN HsIrisonvle. opposite my factory.
Telephone 81. Mm. Harrison. S3tf
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17
PRESENTS IN ORDER!

What il Better for o present 10 either
lady or gentleman than . nice pair Of shoes
or slipper Watson 4 Co. have lsio .n an
immense stock Of these goods and 81 prices
10 suit al. Call and eIsmine What We have
70 offer in Mems, Boys and Noulbs Pin
Opera Slippers.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17

CHALL STABLE TO RRNT-IS A CENTRAL
- Location. Address Sginc. this Office. $50
EpR RENT-ONr-HALF or TEE sTORE
| No. - .Canalst. for particulars enquire OF
q IA. Berwin. I34tf
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-17
IMPURE BLOOD

its local symptoms ara a sense OF fullness and
seat in the forehead. dryness in the nose ana
back part of the throat. aud dlsagreeable dis
charge from the rose. When the disease becomes
chronic IL IL liable 10 develop into consumption.
The eyes become infsmmed and red, there is
thTobbiug in the temples, ringing noises in The
ears headache aud sometimes los OF sense Of
smell and hearing.
HOODS SARSAPARlLLA
Is the truc remedy for catsrrh Il attacks the
source Of the disease by purifying and enuching
the blood, which, SIS il reaches the delicate pas
ssges of the mucous mer1 brane soothes and re-
builds the tissues, and ultimately cures the arec-
ton. At The same time Hoods >srsaparilia
builds up the system and makes one feel as II
made anew.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
What's in a Name.

The people of this country don t care red cent
what you call, or pretend to call, the revenue
policy of the democratic party. You may
call it free trade, British free trade, revenue
reform, tariff for revenue only, tariff reduc-
ton, OF by any other of the dozen forms of
expression used to describe it, 1t is the
thing itself which concerns the American
people-not the name of it,
The actual policy of the democratic party
is policy which vastly enhances the inn
portation of foreign made goods into this
country in competition with goods which are
made in this country. Isn't that SO? Of
course it is; nobody denies it. Indeed, it is
the avowed purpose of the Mills bill, which is
admitted to be only partial carrying out
of the democratic purpose.
Now, never mind what this policy is to be
called for a moment. This is the thing which
the democratic party wants to bring about.
Lit wants to bring it about, because the OPP.
posite policy is in force through the ex-
listing tariff The existing tariff
is intended to restrict the Importation
of foreign made goods which would come in
to competition with home made goods. The
object of the democratic party is to get rid
of tariff of this kind. The democratic party
would partially accomplish this object if it
could put the Mills bill in force
By way of recapitulation, then, it sim
mers down to this: The amount of revenue
to be raised being identically the same, the
two parties would put duties on entirely DIFF
ferent articles, or in different rates on the
same article the Republican party with a
view to keep foreign-made articles out of
competition with homemade articles; the
democratic party with a view solely to get
revenue
Now you call these opposing policies
what you please. In brief outline, these are
the policies. The republican policy is cor
rectly called the protective policy. The dem
ocratic policy, whatever you call it, is the
opposite of the republican policy The
opposite of the protective policy is as mat
ter of fact, the free trade policy. 1t is
properly SO denominated in the formulas of
the books of political economy 1t is SO I'M
derstood in England. 1t is SO understood
by free traders everywhere.
All this splitting of hairs to which the DEM
ocratic press is addicted just now about the
mere name of the democratic policy isintend-
ed to deceive serious minded voters as to the
actual policy of the party-as to the very
thing which the party will do if it gets the
powerto do it.-siou1 City Journal.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Tho Smile Drill.

Probably very few persons know what a
smile drill is. 1t is one Of the pleasant and
harmless pranks with which the naval cadets
at Annapolis refresh their powerful minds,
when jaded with great intellectual e1ertions
The upper-class man holds up one finger, and
the poor lowerclass man must smile-just a
little UP goes another finger, and the smile
must broaden; still another, and it is wider
than before. At last all the fingers are up,
and the grin is stretched as far as grin can
be. The rather painful situation can be pro-
longed until the cruel upper-class man is tired
of seeing the other fellow smile Then he
closes his hand and the smile must instantly
cease. Prompt obedience is the essence of
smile drill, as feyery other.
~, President Cleveland is putting the Demo-
q :ratic party through smile drill on the uues-
ton of free trade. He put up one finger, and
they made an agonized effort to smile, though
they didn't feel in the least like it, Then he
put up another and the smile was wider and
sadder than before. The poor Democracy
knew that, while it might be fun for Mr. Cleve-
land, it was death to them. Now he has got
both hands up, and the party has a smile on
apparently happy as it is broad, but a
second look shows that it is haggard and
forced. Hundreds of manufacturers and
thousands of workingmen are leaving the
party because they don't want free trade
On a certain evening next November Pres
ident Cleveland will suddenly take in his
hands, and the smile on the broad red face
of the Democracy will give place to an express
sion ofsettled gloom.-N. Y. Tribune.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
A Thoroughbred Rebel.

Senator Butler of South Carolina went
home to make speech at the dedication of
monument to ex-Confederate soldiers at
Greenville, S. c. This is passage from his
speech as published in one of his own organs
jHRS received at Washington:
awe were citizens of an independent COM
monRealth, independent in the sphere of her
constitutional action before we became Con-
federate soldiers and in becoming Con-
federate soldiers we did not cease to be citi-
zens of an independent commonwealth. We
became soldiers in obedience to the commands
ofcur state, not of a revolutionary or ire
spons blefaction, but of a fully equipped organ.
azed government to which we then owed our
PRIMARY allegiance, and when we ceased to
be her soldiers we still remained citizens of
our state, rejoicing still as citizens of con-
stitutionai government devoted to it's tradi-
tions and principles. Upon the failure of the
Confederate government We renewed our
allegiance to the Federal government always
remaining loyal citizens to our state; there
fore whoever says we are traitors simply adj
yertises his ignorance or lies. We can stand
the epithet "rebel'' because that places US in
36ood company
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
A Very Wealthy Widow.

One of the wealthiest widows in the
United States is Mrs. Moses Taylor.
Her husband made some of his mill
ions in the old-fashioned, conserva-
tive commercial pursuits, and the
rest by quietly judicious investments,
SO that his fame as a money getter
did not become world wide like that
OF the Astors, Vanderbilts, Jay Gould,
and the Nevada mining men. He
was old-fashioned, and his methods
were such as not to bring his enter
prises into collision with those of
other men. He soughtprivacy rather
than publicity. It was a surprise,
even to some of his acquaintance,
when his estate footed up to SO much
as $2O,000,OOO, for he had not been
rated as possessing more than half
that immense total. His widow is a
very handsome woman. Anybody
would say so without knowing how
rich she is. Ofcourse the heiress of
the bulk of such an estate could not
be unattractive, no matter what
kind of face she had, but Mrs. Tay-
lor is comely, and her manners are
excellent. She spends her summers
in a seaside mansion at Long
Branch, where she has built a fine
Presbyterian church, with window in
it memorial of the late Mr.. Taylor.
Mrs. Taylor devotes herself largely
to religion and beneyolence, and she
declares that under no possible cir
cumstances will she ever marry
again. When the writer last saw her
she had just arrived in town on a
Long branch steamboat, and was
hunting up a large box Of bouquets
which had been made of flowers
grown in her own garden, and which
she had brought to the city to give
to the inmates of a hospital in which
she is interested. New York Sun.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
An Old. Fashioned Southern Howl.

as in the bosom of Vesuvius fierce fires
dlSSli and rage and anon break forth and in
i fa spiendor light the mountain top, SO in
u Inc hearts OF the yet Impoverished sons of the
south saouth dwells the burning hope that even yet
they may redeem by strenuous deeds thefair
Land OF their birth and illumine once more
With the fire of liberty the page of history.
UT else, and God forbid, the sword has not
only wounded, but like the fangs of the SER
pent deposited the ineradicable poison of alb
ject submission and all it's train of crawling
virtues. 1t NAV be polite and profitable,
put 1t IS yet strange and CHASTITY, to see a
man smile as a poisoned dart slips in be-
tween his ribs!
The time to put an end to deceit has come.
= Inc North may as well know now as later
rSasat all the dead in her cemeteries have died
for Union which is and will ever be q fraud
until the foul dishonor of rebellion and trea-
son is no longer hurled from venomous
tongues at the South, Our sons will not, it
ls hoped, shake hands in amity with people
who denounce their fathers as traitors and
Tebels-Richmond Critic.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Man is What Woman Has Made Him.

Prof. c. Y. Riley, formerly State
entomologist for Missouri, and now
tentomologist of the Department. of
Agriculture created asensation at the
meeting OF the six o'clock club. Mrs.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Miss Phoebe
Couzins and Belya Lockwood were
among the ladies present. The sub
ject of discussion was sexual equality
from a scientific standpoint. Prof.
Riley showed how the male, at first
insignificant and apparently a latter
creation, had developed and grown
to a position of equality by the side
of his female partner; how this had
resulted from natural and especially
from sexual selection, the female all
ways choosing for her companion
the handsomest and strongest; how
the female of some species is 10000
times larger than the male, and how,
IN other cases, he is a mere minute
parasite, whom she carries about as
a part of her baggage; how some fe-
male spiders are hundreds of times
larger than the males, and how nv
lady Archnidan kills her myriads of
successive husbands, beats them and
filings their careasses out into fhe
back yard; how under the influence of
preference, the males of mammals
and birds have arisen to physical SUI
periority to the females, till the lion
is finer and stronger than the lioness,
the bull larger than the cow, the pea
cock adorned with a gorgeous tail
with which to excite the admiration
of the pea hen, and the turkey cock
gifted with aselfimportant strut and
arrogant gibble The inference was
that whatever man is he has been
made through millions of years OF
sexual preference by the females of his
own species, and the anthropoid and
other species from which he has
sprung, and that it would be unfair
for him to kick down the ladder by
which he has climbed. st. Louis
Globe.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08


and there was rattle AID roar be-
hind and he knew they were after him.
They came to log bridge over a
brook, and they struck itso hard
that down it went, BleWitt and horse
and wife, and with a yell of despair
he awoke-yes, awoke; for the chair
had tipped too far back, and he was
in a heap on the floor, with his head
in a pan Of apples and his feet in Mrs.
BleWitt's work basket. He heard the
rattling yet, and he looked out of
the window to discover it's source,
and saw that the boys had started
the reaper in the field of wheat. One
of the girls had just driven into the
yard with the top carriage, and was
Just taking out his daily mail, and
had offered him a telegraph dispatch
about his hops. His wife was put
ting in tenor to the racket with a
sewing machine in the front room,
and the hired girl was blacking the
cooking range.
With pleased smile B1ewitt saun-
tered out to the wheat field, and, as
Ine reaper stopped, he said: Darn
the good old timesl These ERE times
is good enough for me. 2
What's that father?'' said John.
Il thought you was in favor Of the
real, honest, reliable, good old fash
Toned times of a hundred years ago?'
Never you mind, John" said the
smiling father. "You can go down
and buy that Thompson colt you We
been wantin', and let Charley have
your sidebar buggy; and say, if the
wheat ain t takin' no hurt you may
go down to Barnum's circus to-
morrow and cut the wheatnext day
He looked down at his diagonal
pants and white Marseilles vest, and
muttered as he went to the house:
Darn the good old times! These ere
times will dew fur me PROF. Gouge
in Albany Journal.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
A Cargo of Monkeys.

A French paper relates a good sto-
ry about a merchant in Marseilles
who wrote to a correspondent on the
cost OF Africa asking him to send him
at his convenience two or three mon
keys of the rarest and most valuable
species. AS chance would have it the
merchant, in stating the number,
wrote on (or) between the figures two
and three with very small and a
diminutive u. How greatevents may
issue from small causes will appear
from the sequel. A few months pass
ed over, when at last a messenger was
sent from the harbor to inform the
merchant that his menagerie had ar
rived. My amenagerie!'' was the as
tonished reply. Eyes, menageric;
in fact, a whole cargo of monkeys
have come for you. = The merchant
could not believe the man until a let
ter was delivered to him from his
friend in Africa, a person of the most
scrupulous exactness, In which he
gravely apologized for his having
been unable, Notwithstanding all his
Efforts, to- procure more than 16O
monkeys instead Of 2O3 as ordered,
but promised to forward the remain
der as soon as possible. Imagine the
feelings of the merchant on going
down to the port to convince himself
with his own eyes of the existence OF
his 16O monkeys, which were all COM
fortably housed and which grinned
at him through the bars Of their
cages.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Five Good Reasons.

To THE EDITOR OF THE TRIBUNE.-Sir:
Please give me five good reasons why man
should be a Republican. J. WALTER.
/. Because there is everything in the rec
ord Of the Republican party which he may
be proud, and nothing of which he will be
ashamed Itsaved the Union, emancipated
the slaves restored specie payments, and re-
duced the National debt one half. Unlike the
Democratic party, it has never been in ALI
ance with slave-owners and the rum-power;
it never pronounced the war for the Union a
failure and sued for a craven peace; and it has
never arrayed itself against the principles of
honest finance and National honor.
2. Because Republicanism does not stand
for the suppression of a single Democratic
vote in any State of the Union. In every Re
publican State Democrats are free to vote as
they please, and their ballots are counted as
preston of Republics votes by intimidation,
crime and fraud in every State formerly in
Arebellon.
y 3. Because the Republican party in it's
tariff legislation laid the foundations of
National prosperity unexampled in modern
times, and defends the cause of American in
duBtry to-day against the combined attack
OF English manufacturers and the free-trade
Democracy. The Solid South in the Confed-
crate Constitution pronounced for free trade
precisely as the party of Buchanan, Brecken-
ridge and Douglas had done before the war,
and as the party of Tilden, Hancock and
Cleveland has done since. Repulicanism is
the cause of industrial independence.
Because the Republican party is Ameri-
can In it's sympathies and it's policy, believes
IN governing and developing America for the
benefit of Americans, and would neither or
der It's tariff policy for the accommodation
ana Droht OF foreigners nor lower the coun-
try In the estimation of the world by COM
promising American honor through pusilian-
lmous diplomacy. The Democratic party is
equally un-American in its foreign and it's
domestic policy
s. Because the Republican party is re-
cruited from the more intelligent and pro-
gressive elements OF American population.
and is the organization in which all friends
OF Civil Service reform, practical temperance
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Post and Rail People.

Annie NJ. Libby, Wide Awake
A friend of mine says there are two
sorts of people in the world posts
and trails, : and a good many more
rails than posts. The meaning ofthis
is that most people depend on
somebody elsa father, a sister,
husband, wife or perhaps on a neigh
Dor.
Whether it is right to divide the
whole population of the earth quite
SO strictly, it is true that we know a
good many rail-ike people. Blanche
Evans tells me one of the Rail-girls
sits by her in school. Miss Rail never
had a knife of her own, though she
used a sort of pencil that continually
needs sharpening; so Blanche's pretty
penknife was borrowed until one day
the Rail girl snapped the blade.
Blanche was so tired of lending the
knife that she was not very sorry.
Miss Rails brother works beside
Henry Brown in the Office of the Dali
" Hurricane. They both set type,
and Henrys patience is sorely tried
by Master Rail. If Henry tells him
to-day whether the is double in mod
ell when ed is added, he will have for
gotten tomorrow; and Henry has to
tell him whether the semi colon comes
before or after viz. every time he
sets it up" The truth is the Rail
boy doesn't try to remember these
things; he has taken Henry for a post
and expects to be held up by him.
| met two pretty young ladies trav-
cling together last summer. One was
always appealing to the other to
know If they were to change cars at
Osanto, or not until they reached
Dunstable, or if they should not
change at all. She asked her com
panion the time, though her own
watch was in order; she couldn't
bother to remember names ofroutes
and hotels and people, but she found
it very convenient for somebody to
do all this for her, and she never con
cealed her surprise if her friend forgot
or neglected anything.
Being a post is often unpleasant!
but how much worse it is to be a rail-
The post can stand by itself-but
take it away and where is the rail?
Boys and girls have this advantage
over a wooden fence-if they fear that
they are rails they can set about
turning themselves into posts at
once, and they will find the post bus.
mess a far more delightful one.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
DAKOTA NEWS NOTES.
Dakot. Crops.

The Dakota territorial crop report of Aug4
is full and complete. June and the first
half of July were very favorable to the grow-
ing crops and the Indications were of an un-
usually large crop, but from the 18th to the
23d were hot days and very drying. Some
parts of the territory have had sufficient
rainfall, while other parts have been
very dry. The Red river country viii
have more than an average yield
The James river valley will show
good crops as far south as Sphinx county,
South Dakota will fall short from 15 to 25
per cent from an average yield. Take the
territory as whole and it will fall short
from Is to 90 per cent of what was expected
from conditions of the report July /. Since
July Is there has been no general rains, all
showers being local. Early sown grain will,
be fit to cut about Aug. /, while late sown
grain will be about ten days later. Nearly
all correspondents report blight to some ex-
tent, and in many places it it very bad. Oats
and barley will yield well. The hay crop is
generally of good quality, and a large crop
has been secured. Grasshoppers are reported
as doing some damage in Stutsman and
Grlggs counties. Gophers are reported as.
doing considerable damage in various parts
OF the territory. Cut worms have also done
much damage in different counties. Below is.
the condition of crops Aug. /:
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Imported Cleveland Badges.

Within few days there passed through the
custom house of this port an invoice of 49,
land for the Democratic, party. They have
on their face the name G. Cleveland. Where
else but in England should the free trade
party order their badge made? Surely America
must not expect to make the badges for
party whose interests are conferred abroad,
even even, Il they are to be used in a campaign out
OF which shall arise an American PRESIDENT
New York Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08
Republican Pointers.
Cal Brice and the New York Aaueduct sr;na,

Cal Brice and the New York Aqueduct srindle.
Chairman Brice, of the Democratic Nation
4 al campaign Committee, protests that he
never Isee mad any interest in the New York aque-
duct contracts; but he admits All the sama
tlme that "a relationship was formed be-
tween zen him and the contractors which protect
e es hlm as one of their sureties. The distinc-
tlon is hardly sufficient to satisfy the coun-
1ry mat the Democratic party has chosen
ss15lsA2iy honest man to conduct it's affairs in
ene present canyass.-St. Louis Globe Dem.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-08-08

legislation, or of any other movement in the
direction of good government naturally be-
long. The Democratic party is not hospita.
BILE to any real reform in government, as the
Civil Service reformers have learned to their
shame.-Tribune.