New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-09
THE TALK OF THE DAP.
Fetch me that handkerchief
My mind misgives.n
flfhAIln fuyffh

| ,,relcn me tnat handkerchef
| That handkerchief '''''"on'
Did an old Roman to our party give
He was a Bourbon, and knew the cyciopcda bettsa
| than G. c.
lie told US while kept 1t we'd DO invuincrabs.
And subdue the Mugwump entirely to our love-
| But, II we shook It,
Or put tariff on II, Democracy
| Should hold us ~ Co. and It's fances would hunt
| After spirits.
He living gave It us, and babe US when the fatc
| Might change our luck
To whoOp her up,
Wen do so; and don't forget IL;
Make It darling like public trust
To lose It, or stow IL away might In
| November knocks galley west.
al tell YOU exclaimed slim individual at the
ana Ssae s o NAN A b poc
says It IS the snmmnn bongm OF human hsppness
| him cordially by the hand.
"No. Sir" was the contemptuous reply. sell milk"
| -(Bnghamton Republican.
"what WANT says an old spolIs Democrat. ais .
President who VIII put tried Democrats In Office
Well, you have President who has done better
than that for he has put tried and convicted Demo-
| orats In Office.
The London police have organized brass band
consisting Of fory-one pieces. They determined
to drive the criminals of the city In way.
| London preacher recently announced In the
papers that he would preach on C., -; -. Il ~
OF course q great throng Of people went to hear him.
when he explained his queer announcement by say
Ing that his topic was The Paases OF Iife.'
Tho had run OF the track
we'll said the old man, think II is time street
cars were run on scientific principles
! Darn the principles replied the young man.
think 1t IS time they were run on the a.ls.'-(Wash
| ngton Critic
First New-York Club Mani see that Mrs. Bonsilens
IS said to be descended from william the Conqueror;
1 eba to, 4
second NewYork Club Man-Yes, eighteen of them.
| "why, how do you know -
| al infer II from the fact that she travels with
| eighteen trunks
An immense number of bees recently made descent
the confectionery stalls of a market In London and
literally took possession Of them. Business was
stopped and the OF the stalls took to flight
1t IS presumed that the cold and ncemeDt had
deprived tho insects of their ordinary source of sus
tenance, that they driven by famine from the
country into the town.
a Permanent Discovery" And so,r said he bitterly,
when he realized that She had rejected him; ana 80
Well thank Heaven, have found you out at last!'
think yo sSs aUd ma & i"q wbeS
| cal"-tsomervie Journal.
| 1t will be very awkward hereafter IN a Democratic
mass meeting to have an oldtimer call out; What's
the matter with the Old Roman'' Because some
graceiess joker might answer: Cholera morbus,' and
! that would break up the meeting.
GLAD AUTUMN DAYS.
The magic voice of spring Is gone,
Her emerald blades are turning brown.
The Dandelon ball Of lace
The vioets that caught the dow
To hide beneath their bOnnets blue,
And orchard blossoms, pure and sweet,
Have long since wltheled In the heat.
The sickle, sharp and keen has rsapes
The Barley lies In winnowed heaps
And aftermath luxuriant grows.
a a fnlfrbp d nj
Form crimson hedge around the grange,
And floating, now, my path across,
On gauzy Wings Is Milkweed's hoss
Naples, all in scarlet dressed;
. spike OF fiery Golden Rod;
purple Astcrs, everywhere
Upspringing from the grown sod;
o bfuc-fringcd CONTAIN growing tall,
Thou contest when the leaflets fall,
Sweet flowers TO bloom meath golden haze
That gorfy glad autumn days,
If you travel In parts of tho West with 81
those silk sashes which are worn In place OF waist
coats you will be hooted at a Dago.'
fakir in the West is advertising a recipe which
will tell you how TO make your horse artist.
when you forward him a dollar, not necessarily for
publication but as an evidence Of good faith. you re
celve by return mail a neatly printed card bearing
the words Give your horse drawing exercises and
be will get there. Ia TAI
A little Burlington girl was trying to descrbs
gentleman she had seen and, among other thi4s,,
msan mutton ' cbops ccrSsed her motse
don't" insisted the little miss, mutton chop sat
largo enough."-(Burlington Free Press.
First Ncw-Yorker-Is young HIghhycr man Of
steady habts3
Second New-Yorkcr-Oh, yes, his habits are all
very steady but unfortunately they all bad habits.
T. J. sullivan says that it Is next to impossible 10
remove the Hunt pictures. The stone absorbed the
color rubs of 10y running the hand against It, When
cured sS@e shds cad to hd d' e eS and e
fully powdered. lie proposed TO M the space on tho
wall under the vaults with this lead dowced TO tho
wall, that It could be remON ed at any time Arh-
tcct Richardson favored the proposition, but Artist
beeans @a would %oad cost too much lad e prs
been painted on lead Of his or any other Lind or even
the $1,000 work wiil have great hoes car through i'
week to admit tho trusses for the new ceiling
ALBANY Evening Journal
what is the summer sea - asks a poet Well. In
this part OF the country 1t is generally the winter
warmed up little.
Dr. Campbell, Kcntuckian, has discovered that the
Mississippi is the Eupsrates OF the scriptures aud thai
ST. Louis occupies the size OF the Galden OF Ed n 10
may be. Adam and Eve, %e know, we're expelled, bus
Ohe ear party st csdes in the Tran
script
A company In Paris IS prepared TO supply cabs with
electric lights, agc,es for the heads of the horses and
the coachman and footman and exterior and interior
lanterns for the cab The accumulaors very small
and portable, and Will furnish brilliant light for from
four to six hours. What is the matter with having
these lights In NewYorkf
Comforting. little Grl-whars tho matter. ntls
boyf
Little Boy-rm crying because nay mamma has tuss
gone to heaven.
Little Gir-oh, but p'r'aps she hasnt-tTme
"why is It that have full committee y
asked the chairman OF Dakota town committee b.
cause SO many members OF the committee arc iui'
ppcd up little member near the door
A knowledge of Human Nature And SO your meg
clergyman is going u be lied, NJ 5 MaIig ID!
hope you'n like his wife well ~ yoa Ike hiin.
We'll ma'am, I'm sue hope so-put W. s gu
orally ind that when the gen eman Is hanabie, tho
ladys 'aughy !n-lIondon Punch
This thing makes tired exclaimed the farmeN
when he caught his hired man stting tho shady sids