Telegram-herald., 1888-03-12
HERE IN TOWN.

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ssnttag Ia hsating scs1e IA ths see0ad sct
q Ihs pretty 0esrs 'DoroEhy.@ l s4s
sgproscasd bs friend vho opsned ths
conversation oy szying tss4t as woald Ike
70 see tns opera Afisr taking 81 rsndolz
ss MINUTES be iaeidsnlslly mentioned
passes and Judging fr0n bis remarks
hat be would be very krstsf1t fos nee
ticket 70 this ggand production, | led nins
~ a secluded spot asaE a sss0o1 and thcvs
poured l4L9 ais afteative ear . little story
had been told % al sxpsFisDeed theatrical
m4a. lt s4s 20 the effscL lnat once apO4
ume \ inan sas bF0usot lato tribunal oi
1stic ia Ass YORK city. charged vita
a grave offence, heloous crime or so1e
other deEIlrry, anu IA n1m0ls manner
admitted nis gliiL Tue Judge vas stern
old maa and . liberal giyer OF justice 0ut
ca this occasion he appeared 10 DC melted
by t1s Appearances Of tas prisoner snd IA
ellned 10 % lsnient % him he sail
-IoGr sentence. sir. shall De that you 20
before J. &. Dun and asa from him three
complimentary ticssts." The prisoner had
heard Of MF. Duf and begged for term
on the Island rather shan this " Nhen l
lad concluded the httls story my ni-nd
begged OF ne not 70 trouble myself about
any passes. and in view of his NARROW es-
cape invited NE to sip With him.
The Clay investigation has stirred mp
considerable interest IN the county ss well
IS tho city and a number Of farmers and
business men from me surrounding towns
have attended the hearings IN the Probate
Court. Il male some Of these open their
| eyes pretty wide last Friday
uhvn General Smith, the iEsugator
OF tho charges. was on the stand and Clay
| ques,ioninz him During the entire fore
noon sessl0n there was Q running IRE oil
sarcasm and pet slang phrases between
| these two oflclals. who have cecome such
olusf enemies IN the past lev months
| w hen smith would refer ~ Clay gambling
propensities, the latter would call him
| bub, {" aad snser AZ bis diminutiye author
/ ity. Ever since the hearing commenced
/ smith has occupied a seat IN the court
room, where no can distinctly see the wit
nesses and az the same time keep an eve on
| Clay and bis counsel. IL Is eyideat that Il
| /, 10 be fight u the bitter end. and both
| Of these shrewd men have combined all
/ their available forces for the fray.
/ The following conYersation was over
heard in one of the principal hotels re-
Gently. between two gentlemen: Saw
/ funny thing on Monroe-st., today" said
| one. "So2 What was it," said the other.
We'll, | saw woman nearly twist her
/ head of looking back 81 a woman she had
| lust passed, and she had an experience simi-
| lar % Lots wife did she,turn into pill
lar of salt2'' Not exactly. but she turned
into a pile Of salt barrels that happened to
| be IN the way.
The manager OF a fashionable boarding
house on Diyision-st. recently went into
Monroe-st. employment office, and after
making himself known TO the agent. said
that he wanted good dishwasher. For
said be, "one of our dishwashers went to a
| progressive pedro party last night, and
| well want a new one" The agent rub
oing his hands briskly at the thought of
good Zee, said: Yes sir. can supply you,
and turning tn his assistant, said Fred,
20 into the waiting room and tell the girls
there is a place vacant for lady renoYstor
of hotel china"
A West Side father was overheard address
ing bis daughter who was inclined to be
giddy) few days ago, thus: Carrie, l wish
you would be better girl. you have no
idea how sorry l am that your mother has
to scold you all the time" Don't worry
about It. papa" was the reply of the dear
creature. Il am not one OF those sensitiye
girls. Half OF the time / don't hear what
she says
Frank Hins. the capable Register in the
Probate Court, has been dubbed ''Hine OF
Michigan" and perhaps it is a fitting title
for one who has the authoritative airs and
distinguished bearing OF a statesman.
| Frank has declared himself willing 10
accept the nomination TO some good, fat
office. at the approaching campaign. but ii
would be pity to lose him from the Pro-
bate Office where ne has go thoroughly
| familiarized himself with the work and
duties required oE him.
A handsomely dressed young woman en-
tered crowded street car on South Divi-
sion-st. recently. 4 long whiskered old
gentleman, whose apparel was rather an
cient, said. Miss, take my seat; don't
! look as we'll a. these dudes'-nOddiBg a.
several young fellOws-"but I've discovered
that We got more politeness.' The young
woman sat down without even than king
the old gentleman, who sized her up for q
few minutes and said: Miss, believe
left my pocketbOok on that seat. VIII you
please get uDe" The young woman got
up. The Old gentleman sat down, and
stroking his whiskers remarked: "B'lieye
III keep my seat, Aiss. I've got q little
more politensss than these gentlemen, but |
have discovered that | haven't got as much
sense"
Clerk of Police Court Tozsr has repeatedly
announced that be is not q candidate for re-
election. bat politicians look significantly Al
each other and remark that it is their opin
i0u that be would not refuse a renomins-
ton. And Why should he such a.
office with good. living salary. is not tc
! be picked up every day. and besides
Toxers profession isn't very heavily loadet
: with tas shexels which make this lite
pleasure 20 q man.
Do Nor THINK FOR A MowEsT
| That csfsrrh sill Ia time wear out. The
, theory is false. Men try - believe il be
cause it would be pleasant IL true. but IL i
not. a. al xHor. Do not les an seut
attack OF cold in the head remain unsab
1 1f,1f II n ifahfs IN Ia-sfor futo rafsrrh