The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1888-07-19
WIT AND WISDOM.

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If you cant help man don't
stand in his way.
A bore is present nuisance, but
he may auger well.
To young men-it is better to be
fast asleep than fast awake.
Can freckles on your boys face
be called spots on the SOM
The mystery of hansome cab
how to enter it without knocking
your hat off.
A buckwheat cake and a home
run depends largely upon the bat
ter.
A mustard plaster does not seem
smart at first, but it makes it's i'm
preston by hard study applica-
ton.
In marriage, one and one makes
one; in divorce, one from one leaves
two.
Time waits for no man because
some men are so long in coming to
time, we suppose.
The happiness of love is in &C
ton; the test is what one is willing
to do for others.-Ben Hur.
| 1t is curious fact that a man
usually runs up a bill with his eyes
shut and down with his eyes open.
There - no use in trying to give
an inferior quality of metal a fine
edge and the same rule applies to
to mankind.
The first thing needed in candi-
date for public Office is availability
and the next thing is vail O char
r ity.
Humanity in man consists not in
denying any gift that is in him, but
, a just valuation of it: rather
thinking too meanly than..too highly
The phonograph is the most po
. lite machine Is the world, 1t receives
a long speech without murmul
e and crank can make it talk.
: Generally, speaking the gentle
= man who has just accepted a posi-
ton is not a bit happier about
it than the man who has just got g
!, job.
i Every strong word uttered, every
e loyal sentiment, every noble i'm
pulse, purifies and sweetens public
sentiment, and makes it more stur-
{ dy, sinewy and robust.
In every relation of life we mus
\ bear end forbear; we must not ex-
. pect perfection, and each part,
. should carry cloak of charity fol
. the other.
With every exertion the best o
t men can do but moderate amour
e of good; but it seems in the powe
l. of the most contemplate individual
y to do incalculable mischief.
e The humble and contented maj
e pleases himself innocently and east
ly, while the ambitious man at
tempts to please others sinfully an,
D, difficulty and perhaps I'm success
fully, too.
1dleness saps the foundation Q
. every virtue aud pours upon you
" deluge of crimes and evils. Labo
,, gives the relish to pleasure. H
who is stranger to industry ma
" possess, but be an not enjoy.
u Truth is the only foundation OF
IS which manhood can be erected; 70
y other wise, no matter how beautifu
e. the upper stories lmay be, an
: no matter how good materla
they may be built, the edifice, tn
o character, the manhood, will be bu
:, sham which offers no sure refue
:, and protection to those who see
it, for it will tumble down whe
q trial comes.
Is Doktors ara not all quaks. 20
hav got rong noshnns about this
Doktors. lawyers and ministers hav
y hard row to ho; they hav to des
&c with knavery and fears of the pee
y ple-three of the most difficul
= traits in human natur to hands.
u was doktoI, and understood m
10 business, i should doktor my pa
i shunts and let the disease take car
ov itself. More folks are kured i
this way than emmy other.-Jos
3 Billings.