New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-15
TIE IALK or THE "a T.

II begins TO look as though Mr.. Randan "o'iu soo,
,o ,rou enough IN take the stump for Cleveland ana
Free Trade-lf he is very anxious TO 90 tha' SUI "
thing
A Chill in the Air-He lat saratogal-fou MIS- MIS-
permit me 10 compliment the hat yOn nav 0"' '
Keepaway + Is mos, i Mr ve,s do Vcre But isn't
II rather Unusual Tor gentlemen to give their a''"-
"oT Ic ~ veS; suppose It IS But man VINO WI.
has trimmed as many shOw-windows as-cr-''nn nJu1
excuse me, Miss keepaway, perhaps ~" NV
the night chilly 1.-THE Epoch
The following verso from the Iroquols Bible shows
What ia,, brealng language that a cc IS :" Aonton'
sele faonsalakossa theme nasatakon oni
serskon ikonnhctie noi ch nonk5au aonsa'onA'"'~
rno tlsnonkatl skennen'
Lost-pulleson-Now that the seasons most oyer
suppose that you thinking OF tho o" O"'n0'
Hobson Gu Of suppressed grcf-I don't dare DART, 10
my boy said some moony things 10 VIZ ii"''9
last night and-hcr mother heai' ''o '
Boston IS mildly surprised article IN Car
den and Forests which asserts that from an artistic
point of view the Public Garden Of Boston Is
s. warning rather than marvel They expect that
sone hold ,conocast will next attack the sacred Com
odd you make these doughnuts, Mandy dear"
dyes darling. hope you Ike them. - - ,or-s
have Tmbercd np or something but they amt much
Ike the doughnus my mother ued TO ma a: 70 make
Aren't thcyi And tried SO hard GEARS 10 niaA'
'''" Nice BY George Mandy II my mother had made
such splendid puffy douinnHts as sn overloaded
STOMACH Thanls to the saeacity OF the deat ora
woman II took two hours and ha!f 10 wear out ono
Of hcr dOughnuts.--(sp Springfield Union.
A coed file IS now a part Of a tramps outfit He
finds # useful when there barbed wire fence pe-
tween him and something desirable.
And what do you think Of my last novel, Mr. Fog
/" 1t shows wonderful improvement oNtr !o" MS"
~ DO YOU really think so, Mr. Foggl You are
sure YOU are not factoring mcl' ,,.
through Your first novel; and, only think! finished
your last in Just five minutes by the "atch"-lBostoh
Transcript
Some Washers are Ike lobster, green until they
get into hot water
Am rT'f o nndrr'fand That voar refusal IS final
shc~Ccrtalny. That is-you read the POSTSCRIPT
on the other side, of course! Good heavens! no.
Why you don't mean to say lOcis her A'cr all
Judy
In China dogs are raised mainly for their sAins.
In this country many people seem to Keep them
principally for their bark.
Nurses in hospitals rather apt 70 lay too much
their duty of thankfulnes but st II IS the poor soldier
who suffers the mos; from Away having ms eau 10
be grateful flung in his teeth "l'nesS the lolio""S
Chapa i poor Hopkins Is dead. should have
liked 10 speak 10 him once again and soothe MS last
moments; why didn't you call me ... o..,. % ho
TIo,pital old ,ry-I didn't think you ought 10 DC
disturbed for 'Opkns, sir, so Just sootheu him as
best / could myself H.,
Orderly" 'OIhins," SEE l. " you're moral oal'
~io dR sez I, al don't think you'll get better"
@jopblns.' seq I, ",Ouro going iast'
@,0pitn,,S says I, al don't think you can 'opc to
go to 'eavcn"
don't think d San sez e vouu 20 70 eu.
"opkihs." SCI I, you ought TO be very grateful
az there's place pcrwdsd for you and that you've
rot somewhere 70 Co." And i m nix card, sir, and
them e ded.-(Ihe London Hospital.
Ananlas smith IS the name Of Virginia justice Of the
peace
Those Recent Prehistoric Discoveries IN New-Jersey
Professor Smithson-I graduate you sir That IS
the great M'gatherius POmularum, of the stone age
Jersey Farmer-I wanter know BIZ PEBBLES Wuz
wrong then lie said 1t wuz a Mugwump-(Ilme.
A bright and attractive Illustrated weekly news
psper has recently been established at Hollis, Long
Island called The Islander Its contents do not
relate merely to local affairs, but include varied
class Of interesting matter
The effect Of advertlslng.-Old Mr. Bentley (vho
has lust moved because be couldn't live 10 the lN
any longcr-The agent has an advertisement IN To-
days paper bout that miserable fiat we've lest leit.
lie saws the are largo an airy, PERFECT steam
heat appurtcnanccs fast class, and tho locality desir
Od Mrs Bentley Chalt cgretfully)-Well now,
JOSIAH I'm Almost sorry we give 1t up'-(Ihe Epoch.