Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1888-10-18
SHORT SAYINGS
He who sows brembles must look
well to his shoes.

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He who sows brembles must look
well to his shoes.
The man with lantern jaws should
shine in conversation.
1dleness tarvels very slowly, and
poverty soon overtakes her.
Working like q horse-A iawyer
drawing conveyance.
Never morning wore 80 evening but
some heart did break.
Silence is tho severest criticism but
most wives don't seem 20 know is.
The world does not owe you a living
young man. You owe it the duty Of
labor.
Whenever dog thinks he 10 in need
Of personal chastisment he Ncks him
self.
Whoever makes home seem TO the
young dearer and more happy is pub
lie benefactor.
The Campaign resembles a door in.
winter. When it is opened lot Of
wind blows in.
There ought TO be law passed that
railroad restaurant keepers shall date
their apple pies.
My son, this life is the chrvsa1is state
Of man. Be sure there are no butterflies
on you. then 90 ahead.
People who have seen two lovers say
goodbye never have any trouble after
ward in believing in eternity.
Some one has asked: "Where do flies
60 in the winterp" We don't know, but
we wish they would go there in the
summer.
4 soldier who was seen to take off his
cap while using the telephone informed
a questioner that he did SO because he
was talking to his superior officer.
The individual who parsed kiss as "a
noun and at the same time a conjunc-
tion,'' was not only clever gram
marian, but also shrewd man Of the
world.
Man is awful smart in some things,
but nobody has ever discovered one that
could Jam hat pin clean through his
head, Ind make it come out the other
side, ',s,:... & the women do: -.
el,y said Mr.. Bore. ut fairly carries
md away" "Indeed?'' returned Miss
Ethel. with yearnine glance at the
clock, II hadn't noticed it."
When q young doctor sets up In q
town, the first thing he does is to put
"Dr." after his name, and the next
thing he wants is to put the same alb
breviation after the. names OF all the in.
habitants.
The Bullen temper, like snarling
dog; the discontented temper, uncom-
Portable because it cannot find q reason
fog its discomfort; the gloomy temper,
hunting ever for the dark side; the
willful temper. like an angry bull loose
in the street-what an ''uncanny" lot!
The world is growing better. Three
delinquents have threatened to pay up
in the fall, and the man who said there
was no news in the paper" has been
sent to the chain gang for vagrancy.
Our mill grinds slowly, but keeps turn
ing the meal out.
Some folks claim that advertising
does not pay. A few nights ago q
thief entered q house in Chicago and
ransacked q drawer in which he over.
looked $50. The daily papers publish
ed the item the next day and the theft
returned that night and got the $50 and
a suit Of clothes.
A Kansas gentleman who was at the
Cincinnati centennial tells of seeing the
Kansas corn towering above that of the
other states and of hearing an old lady
remark as she gazed att: "You needn't
tell me that corn grew that tall in one
year. There is at least two years growth
there
Young Mems Christian Association.
The annual meeting. Of the above
named Association will be held at
Abilene October II to q. Last year at