The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-02
BRIGHT RITS.

TRAyIs-Do you know didn't care a snap for
Miss Popinjay until she began to snub me?
Now perfectly adore her.
. Poseeyboy-Exactly. see. case of love at
hrst sllght.--BuTltngton Free Press.
''WHY was Elijah translatedY" asked the
Sunday school teacher. AS none of the class
replied very promptly, a thin youth in the back
row Ventured the explanation: Possibly it
was because he wasn't understood in his own
language "-Chicago Tribune.
LITTLE BROTHER who has been to the park
with his bonnie Lille, Nj. Teppins is coming
to see you tonight.
Slster-How do you know
Little Brother-I heard him say so when he
kissed nursie goodby. -ToWjt Topics.
"CAN you give me dime fer this?" asked a
tramp the other day, as he handed in a dirty
piece of paper to clerk in q newspaper count
lng-room The clerk took it and read the fol-
lowing: WY is the straw hat now like noise?
Cos it's called in. "-AelD York Tribune.
FIRST PAssENGER-Going far?
Second Passenger-Only to Montreal on bust
First Passenger Should you desire
TO invest IN permanent home call ON me. I'm
a real estate broker. My card?-The Cartoon.
WHILE the men are iawing away like mad
over the tariff. the fishery question and affairs
of state generally, the women keep right on
talking about bias folds, box plating and SO
forth. The women il should be observed, know
what they are talking about.-Boston Tran
script.
ADAM Ito Eve)-So this is Atlantic City, one of
the noted bathing places of our descendants
Eve-Yes, love Let's look around and see
what they wear
Adam and Eve simultaneously, after a short
eXamlnation)-Well distribute a few of our
ng leaves among the poor people.-PittSburg
Chronicle.
VERY LIKELY.-Young Master-There don't
seem to be many birds about this year, Martin
Martin-No, sur; they don't. And what there
be aren't no bigger than sparrows. AS was a
saying to the good woman this morning, my
idea is that Mr.. Willum Gladstone he's been and
frightened all the birds out of the country with
his blessed speechyfrying.-Judy.
II AM Obliged to you. Mr. Cahokia," said the
young lady from Boston; Il will 20 with you
TO the theater tomorrow evening ii you wish
but not tonight Have you forgotten" she
continued, softly wiping her spectacleS that
this is the s5th anniversary of Emerson's birth?
cannot desecrate it. Please do not press me,
Mr.. Cahokia.''
II wasn't pressing you, Miss Howiames ~
gasped the st. Louis young man, retreating to
the other end of the sofa-Chicdgo Tribune.
A DRAWBACK TO THE PIACE.-'I say, stranger. -
said pa ssenger, as the train stopped at small
Nebraska station. lis there any show in this
town in the real estate line for a man who has
got big money to invest:"
'Show," repeated the citizen; 'he can double
it every twenty four hours
You don't say so! What's that awful noise
down the street?''
That's our new brass band"
well guess won't get of. The Epoch.
NoTIcE.-We have in our possession about
| forty deeds and conveyances belonging to as
many different parties which we picked up on
the street last night They dropped from the
coat-tail pocket Of our estimable and efficient
| register of deeds as he was weaving his way
| homeward at q late hour. In the east this
| would be called piece of gross carelessness,
and the register would be expected to resign.
Out here in the glorious west no Importance is
attached, and the estmabe register takes an
extra drink and pulls another wire for renom-
nation. And the worst of it is that we owe
genial Henry S14 in cash and daren't go for him
| until it is paid.-ArizonG Kicker