St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-06
CLEVER CLIPPINGS,

We still get some cable news from Chicago
MISUNDERSTANDING Chronicle.
No matter how good man may be, when
he ships as seaman he gets into mess
Ocean.
Seaside landlords are going to fight shy
next summer of English no-bill men,
BRAKES Magazine.
Cewslip time is when there is ice ON the
ground at the spring where the COWS drink.
--Picayune.
Will Knott is Washington gentleman who,
when he is in hurry, signs his name
''Won't." -Washingto Critic.
SIT could only draw something" sighed
the painter when he discovered that his last
lottery ticket was blank.--Boston Post.
Capt. Tree is a retired New England sailing
master He has crossed the &C can several
times In his own bark.-Detroit Free Press.
a good many people in this world have to
economic, but they ought not to begin by
economizing on good nature-Somerville
journal.
One Of the questions of the day is: What
is the use of paying SO mu@h per foot for
wood carpet when you cali have the bare
floor for nothing.-Puck.
The revival meetings at Hutchinson are
growing in interest, and there is little talked
of at that place now but salt and salyation.-
Kansas City Star.
Capt. King, of st. Louis, has crossed the
Mississippi on q water BICYCLE 1t is the
nearest way any ST. Louis man has yet come
to following Bible incident-Kansas City
Star. /
When women have the right to vote sue
cessful candidate must be gallant enough to
say he was elected by handsome" ma
iority, no matter how small it may be-Texas
Siftings.
The editor of the Rocky Mountain Herald
is out with the following notice in his paper:
ssIf you owe this concern cent please pay
up at once. We need what is due in order to
make some more bets on Harrison and Nor
tom"
1.-THE deceased, if remember rightly
said the tombstone agent in respectful,
deferential manner, twas born in St. Louis.''
HE was, sir" replied the Kansas City
widow. but hastily) we don't want that put
in the inscription. Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. John A. Markle, of Fond du Lac, Wis,
who has not spoken above a whisper in
twelve years. went out shopping last Mon
day, and while examining some goods was
surprised to find that her voice had returned
in full volume. Nothing like bargain TO
MAKE woman talk.-Troy Times. /
St. Peter Ito applicant for admission)-
Your face sir. is strangely familiar, but r
can't exactly place you. Who are your
Applicant Gin surprise)-You ought to
know me, sir. am the manufacturer of the
So shoe.-Chicago Tribune.
The yassar girls are out in full force for
the last half of the Lockwood ticket Their
campaign song is:
We cannot vote for Harrison,
G. Cleveland we're above;
We draw the line at Fisk and Brooks,
And solid vote for Love.
sNo,'' said Fogg, in burst of confidence,
s'Mrs. F. is not what you would call model
cook, but before was married never en-
joyed my din ners as 90 now.'' ''Then you
take your dinners at home do your, tsAt
home? No, sir; I always dine at the hotel
down town. boston Transcript
.'Iwonder what you would say, Brown"
seid Jones, tentatively, g if I should ask you
to lend me S50?''
-stDon't wonder any more, JONES'" said
Brown, promptly. 81 shouldn't say any.
thing.'-Somerville Journal.
Parson-I am astonished, sir, to hear man
with three married daughters say that ''mar-
riage is a failure"
Cit1zen-Well, sir, when you have three
families beside your own to support you will
learn that marriage is a positive bankruptcy.
Lowell Citizen.
"Hasn't the baker sent any bread for sup
per, Elfleda?'' inquired Mr.. Magruder, as he
surveyed the table.
II told him not to bring any this evening,
Calithumpian,' responded the young wife.
sweetly. ST have baked loaf myself. 1t
will be brought on in moment. What are
you doing, Calithumpianf'
ST am putting a prop under the table
Leaf" said the young husband, with forced
ralmness.- Chicago Tribune,