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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
LOCAL NEWS.
wEATHER REPORT.

January 9. 3 p. M
Far District OF Coum ia, Maryland and
Virginia. fair weather, colder, light To
fresh northeasierly winds.
thermometer at THE CAPITAL office at
noon to-day stood 400.
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Promoted.

Mr.: Harry DeLeon. formerly private in
Tue Marine Corps. and ships writer on
ne summer cruise. who has been doing
clerical work at the Naval Academy, has
oeen promoted to master-at arms at the
Academy, vice Melville, removed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
BARGAINS,
RARGAINS

a., lae store No. 80 Main street is now
NJ Bargains at retail every day in
s .-s week, and big bargains at auction
10y ~! eatqrdsy night from Z TO 10 o clock,
O. early aud get in before the sale
S~'Aences or You win be left.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
U WANT /.
OF Course U want-what- DOn't:U Want

q want to rent house,
Il want situation, -
u want servant, ~
II want to sell something,
q want Il buy horse.
u want to find something lost,
q want to rent a room,
Uwant housekeeper,
u want bookkeeper.
u want the people to know you have tn
cheapest goods in town,
q want to know how to have your want
gratified. and we'll tell you.
Advertise in THE CAPITAL want column and
you will see how soon your wants viii be
supplied.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06

ASSOle ARen tIOF JOhn W0uaMahOt
of Philadelphia, am now prepared to
exhibit full line of Samples both for the
Custom and Ready made Clothing depart
ments. Your measure taken and goods
made In the best Custom Manner at low
prices and fit guaranteed or no safe In
the ready-made clothing department !
have full line of samples representing
the stock of Wanamaker, and by the
Wanamaker system of measurement Can
fit all sizes and shapes from the smallest
chi d to the largest man. Prices are guar
anteed by Wanamaker to be lower than
other establishments-in fact, by his Oson
guarantee you get all the benefit of per
sonal visit to the house of WanamakeI
itself. Clerical suits made to order. and
society uniforms furnished on short no
tice at low prices. +. o. WHITE, Agt.
~ No. 4 Francis ST., Annapolis, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
.--,nolI. 4 baltimore short Line II. r..

This paper is circulated and read by
.',re peopIe in Annapolis, than any other
n.,er Published here, and 1t is the best
medium for advertising.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
-nr AnNEnIInING.

A., t,sertion, SLOW buDsS
one inch nLs' 30 cents. Liberal rates made
aseut nsetdy yertisng BY the month or yeah I'm
We la@ie ast oi square viii constitute i'i'
square. ..uouueemcnt OF MARRIAGES ana
Oriidary a mn obituary notices will be eharg-
deaths Tree, .bslf the usual rates OF adVeFtiS-
ng. ,ottees and political or speCiai SOAAA
" icsfIons. cents per Inc. -
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
w. c HALL

has the best and cheapest stock Of rub
hers, for ladies, men andchildren in the
CITY.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
SELLING OUT.

viii dispose of my stock from now until
january Isf at less than Baltic or any other
prices You can buy aI your own figures Al.
kinds OF MEN aud WOMEN'S GUN and
LEATHER BOOTS and SHOES Call early q
W PKILLMAN'S. rs Market Space. 1-15-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
SPECIAL NOTICE.

We will insert In this column advertise
mente Of Wants, For Rent, For Sale, Lost,
found, &C., not exceeding four lines. ONE
WEEK, or less, for 20 Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
TO STOCK RaISERS.

Joseph Benrdmorc OF Eastp0rt. offers the
BULLS 1t 500 and 500 respectively.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
TIME TABLES.
,.,,noiis, W. Il Is. IhaiiFO@u'

after oct 3rd, 1887, passenger uaiii'
viii ioa'0 .,,s ARRIVE IN ANNAPOLIS
LEAVE AZ" 40a. m Mail.........'- .:sUo r. NJ
Nal 80, siam Accom-. ....'.''',s.9o a. m
Accom- 40 p IN. Passenger''';ocresS y H.
NAL -.-''. G2Jp. IN. AccOm.......''-i.oo y. M
Aeco - ,,l leave Annapolis at $50 a.
sunday I'm" ,n Arrive 10 81 a. IN, and b.Z5 p IN.
%. ana 80 ~ FEoarhcs are run between baltimore
In tsgonap5Is on ali the above trains,
ihiy local freight Tuesday ana FRIDAY d. S'OO
a W1.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06

UlANTED at once a GOOD MAN as loca
M or travelling agent. 0ood pay. Steady
VI work. Outfit free. No experience needed
l Stock warranted. JAMES f. WHITNEY.
Nurseryman, Rochester. N. Y. 1Ol42m
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
TO BEE RAISERS.

To Bee raisers the undersigned will furnish
PARTIES desiring with the foundation for hone,
one half for the other. Full market price pa
for beeswax JOS. BEARDM MORE. lg-H
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
TAILORING ARD SECURING.

Mrs. NJ. A. Davis. Tailor and scourer has re-
moved her place of business to North street
between College avenue and State Circle,
where she is prepared TO do all kinds of scUur-
ng and tailoring work cheap H-lt6
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
FOR RFN.T.

THREE STORY HOUSE on Maryland
Ave-. half square from State House. Water,
gas fixures. fire place heaters in same, for $50
per month. Possession given Immediately
Apply to M. N. SMITH. IL lg-lw.
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WANTED
FOR SALE.

A Fresh COW and CALF. Good Stock. For
further information apply to RIDOUT BRO
THEIRS. Main St., Annapolis.
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ssMarch Week,
WANTED.

A NIJRSE GIRL for young children. Must
come well recommended. Apply az NO. o.
Doctor Street. E'@W
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
FOR RENT

70 communicating ROOMS-with or with
Boord. Apply at the Capital Office.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06
FOR SALE.
FOR RENT

AHORSE SLEIGH. newly made. VIII
sold cheap for cash. Apply at This Office.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-01-06

FURNISHED HOUSE on West street
Address Evening Capital. ll2.l0-tf
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

powder is to make thin pad, the size
of each bureau drawer and trunk tray,
of thin silk or cotton and one layer OF
cotton wadding, over which the sachet
powder is sprinkled, leaving one end
but loosely sewn, so that the scent may
be easily renewed. The fainJ-tinted
cheese cloths which come now are very
good for this purpose. If dozen of
these pads are made at some leisure
time the size of ones trunk they will
be found extremely convenient to lay
between dresses. 1t is also a good plan
when a new dress comes home to have a
tiny bag of scent at once sewn into the
waist. New beginners at connecting
the potpourri for the rose jars are apt to
use too much spice; essential oils are
much better than any spices.
Our grandmotherS well knew the de-
light of stealing the perfume from the
flowers, and their 'still-lOom," where
were all conveniences for this, was a
part of the machinery of every home.
In our country vast quantities of flow
ers go to waste and we send to France
for our perfumes. yet nothing is easier
nor more womanly than to make the
perfumes from flowers which we use.
Into a large. fiat, clean earthenware
vessel pour some purified fat lard and
suet mixed, warmed sufficiently to
make it LIQUID. Throw into it as many
scented flowers of one kind as it will
contain. Let remain twenty four hours
covered, then strain off the fat and add
more flowers, repeating the process
every day for a week. The method of
liberating this essence of flowers from
the fat is very simple. Permit it to
harden, cut it into small cubes and put
into spirits of wine. The delicate odor
Immediately transfers itself from the
coarse fat to the spirituOus solvent, and
such a strength of perfume is procured
with little trouble as would cost a great
deal at perfumer'S.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
CONTRACT W0RK.
Grading Dale Street

OFFICE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS, |
CITY OF ST. PAUL. MINI. Aug. 81, 1888. Z
Sealed bids will be received by the
Board of Public Works in and for the
corporation of the city of st; Paul, Min;
nesota, at their Office in said city, until
10 m. on the 18th day Of September, A.
d. 1888, tor grading Dale street. from
CrOcus Hill Park to line between lots 6
and Z, Crocus Hill, Third Encouragement
of block l, Wright's addition to st. Paul,
in said city, according to plans and
specifications on file in the Office of said
Board.
A bond with at least two (2) suretles
in a sum of at least twenty (20) per cent
of the gross amount bid must accompany
each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to
reject any or all bids.
j. q. QUINBY, President pro tenn.
Official: w. F. ERWIN,
245-255 Clerk Board of Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Fresh Meats and Provisions.

F. W. Luley & Son, $50 Jackson
street, call attention to their fine Sugar
Cured Hams, Breakfast Bacon and pure
Kettle Leaf Lard. For family use they
are uneXcelled, and you can get the
very best goods from Luley's at lowest
prices. Their fresh meat department
is supplied with every kind of choice
meats at prices to suit every one. If
you are looking for good bargains, give
this old established house call.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
III. III. Schroeder,
Furniture, 16 and Is East Sixth street.
Flowers! Flowers! Flowers!

For the accommodation of their down.
town patrons L. l.. May & Co. have
opened store at Bridge square. No. 5
West Third street, where they will keep
continually on hand magnificent sup
ply of cut flowers of all descriptions,
plants, bulbs, etc.
This firm pays particular attention to
reception and wedding decorations. All
descriptions of floral designs made OH
SLOT notice. Remember the stand, No.
5 West Third street.
QUOTATIONS can rely OIL getting just
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Time would not permit to send you
all a special card, as 1 will open at my
new store, SO East Seventh street, Sept.
l, with a line of Ladies', Gents, Misses
and Children's Fine Shoes of the latest
styles and at reasonable prices. Call
and see my goods before you buy. A.
G. Peil. Ladies' and Gents Fine Shoes
made to order.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Masonic.

A special communication of Ancient
Landmark Lodge No. 5, A. F. & A. NJ,
will be held in Masonic hall Tuesday,
Sept. 4, at II o'clock noon, sharp, for
the purpose of assisting in laying the
corner stone of the Masonic temple at
Minneapolis.
Members of sister lodges and visiting
brethren are cordially invited to be
present. By order of the W. M.
WILLIAM DAMPIER, Secretary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
DIED.

GERLACH-In st. Paul, George Gerlach.
ST., Sept. J, at his residence, 266 Arora
avenue, at the age of sixty-four years.
Funeral from the Assumption church
Monday, Sept. g. at 8 o'clock. Friends are
invited.
PENDY-At Belle Plaine, Mimi, Mrs. John
Pandy, aged sixty nine years, mother of
Sergt Pendy, of st. Paul. Funeral from
residence at Belle Plaine, 10 a. m; from
Church of the Sacred Heart, Belle Plaine,
1890 p. m. Holyoke, Mass, papers please
copy.
O'C0NNOR-In st. Paul, Aug 81, at 4 a. M,
Michael O'ConnOr, aged twenty-one years.
Funeral from the family residence, No. 26
East Fairfield avenue, Sunday, Sept. 2, at
p. m. Service at st. Michaers church.
Friends invited.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
CONTACT WORK.
Grading Milton and Roche
Streets.

OFFICE OF BOARD PUBLIC WohKs,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, MINI. Aug. "a, 1888. +
Sealed bids will be received by the
Board of Public Works in and for the
corporation OF the city OF st. Paul, Min
nesota, at their Office in said city, until IL
IN. on the 4th day of Sept, A. d. 1883.
for the grading of Milton street, from
Ridgewood avenue to Paramount ave-
nue., and Roche street, from st. Clair
street to Ridgewood aveue, in said city,
said grading to be done under contract
according to plans and specifi-
cations on file in the Office of said Board.
A bond with at least two (2) sureties
in a sum Of at least twenty (2O) per cent
of the gross amount bid must accom-
pany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right to
reject any or all bids.
r. l.. GORMAN, President.
Official: w. f. ERWIN,
2Ss-4s Clerk of Board Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

A Great Amount of Attention
Has been attracted to the new awning
used by Browning, King & Co. When
it is rolled up it is closed in box, and
can be used winter or summer. This
novel shade was made by the &. & n.
Awning company, II. d. Ringwald and
II. G. Neal, Is West Third street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
THE ACCURsED DAMOsEL.

'Where are you going, my pretty maidf'
ITO buy a coffin, sir" she said.
"May / go with you, my pretty maid?"
"Yes, if you'll help me, sir, she said.
"Help you at what, my pretty maidf
Tell me about it; don't be afraid"
TITS only a joke" she softly said;
I'm going a-berrying, sir!' He fled:
Life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Can Attention

OF the public to the card of DIR. s. c.
Trobridge, Magnetic and Electric Ply
stefan, which will appear in to-morrow's
GLOBE. DIR. Trobridge comes highly
Endorsed by parties of the highest re-
spectability and integrity, as healer of
great power. Rooms at IS East Ninth
street. NJ. T. c. Flower.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

For your Housekeeping Hardware the
st. Paul Hardware company, Seventh
and Minnesota, show the largest line
and sell at lowest prices. Call and see
and you will be convinced.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Save $40 by getting your Suits, Pants
and Overcoats at Powers & Spaniol's, the
Popular Merchant Tailors, 15S West Sew
enth street, Seven corners.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
You CanLive High

This winter, and it will not cost great
deal, if you can lot of those nice Seckel
Pears and DamsOn Plums, to be had in
any quantity at Michaud Bros. at very
low Drice
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

and Imported Canaries. Fine birds;
same prices. North Star Seed Store, 81
West Third.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Six cases of Foreign and Domestic
Woolens just received at Powers d
Spaniol's, Popular Merchant Tailors, 1853
West Seventh street, Seven corners.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
MARRIED..

FISHER-ULMER-At the residence of Rev.
E. d. Neill, at St.Paul, Mimi, Sept. /, 1888,
Mr.. Lyle NJ. Fisher, of st. Paul, Mimi, to
Miss Emma 0. Timer, of Denver. Col.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

You can buy loaded shells and all
your hunting outfit cheaper than any
place in the city at the st. Paul Hard
ware company, Seventh and Minnesota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
New, Nice and Nobby

Is the line of Gents Furnishing
Goods to be found at Foley's new store,
in the Clarendon Hotel.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

The Tailors, at 15S West Seventh street,
are making frst-class suits for $50 and
S35.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

III ANoIS iAOuSOo 10
growing largely,
and many of our
rich families live in
an atmosphere as
heavily laden with
sweet. subtle odOrS
ias Cardinal Richie
lieu of 2 o m pc y.
Moses is also said
to have instructed
t h e E gypti a n
priests in the sci
ence of extracting
S C e n t S, and they
g T e W most prof.
cient in the art of
perfumery and in
vented a most eX-
traOrdinary Vari-
e t Y. In fact, to
t hi S day has de-
Scpnded the custom
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Powers & Spaniel,

All styles. prices and novelties, at II. IL.
Schroeder'S 16 and is East Sixth street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
r. Powers & SnanioI

Have just received the latest styles of
Fall and Winter Suitings. 15S West Sew
pnth street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Window Brackets, Hat and Umbrella
Stands at Western Wire Works, 290
Jackson street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

- r. results, largest circulation and
H@a most advantageous rates are
1ENk given by the GLOBE, the great
want medium.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Grand Opening.

Of Gents Furnishings can be seen at
Foley's, in the Clarendon Hotel.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Wire Elevator Guards,

Window and Skylight Guards, Bank
and Office Ratings made to order.
Western Wire Works, 300 Jackson
street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Seven Corners.

as fresh flowers at this store as at the
Conservatives on Como avenue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
The Delicate Profusion With
Which a Woman May Sur
round Herself.
For This Purpose Flowers May
Be Easily Robbed Of
Their Scent.
To Use One Perfume More
Genteel Than to Mix
With Many.
4 Subtle Sense Of Redolece
Always Carries a Double
Charm.

The refinements of the ancients
varied in almost every way from those
of a modern age, except, perhaps, in
some of the uses appertaining to the
uses of the toilet. and the Scriptures, as
well as other records of ancient GUS
toms, bear testimony that baths and
clean linen, perfumes and sweet OdOrs,
were regarded quite as much of lux
ury then as now. Few are, perhaps,
aware that the origin of the use of
manufactured perfumes had a sacred
character, yet they were an invention of
the priests who Officiated at the sacrifi-
cial affairs in the Olden temples; and,
doubtless, great necessity must have
been the mother of invention,
for from the slaughtered beasts must
have arisen most nOXiouS emanations,
which all the water in the land
would not have washed clean without
the aids of the perfumes of Arabia.
Moses lea yes record of the exact per-
fumes and incense which were used IN
the temple, although in Biblical days
the latter was termed frankincense,
and was moreover, with myrrh and
gold, the most valued article of com
merce.
The incense which contained myrrh
was especially reserved for the purifi-
cation of the body after sacrifice and
nsed by both men and women, though,
of course, the latter were only an0inted
by the former. 1t has very aromatic
OdOr. For other purposes frankincense
was mixed
WITH CHARCOAL
and little Saltpeter. The same burn
ing of incense continues to this day to
be part Of the ceremoniouS rites in
certain religions.
Moreover, the sale of pastiles Tor little
cones or sticks of incensel for burning
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Freezing in Dakota!
Please Take Notice

Get your Stoves Repaired now at 1S6
and 1SS West Seventh street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Read All NicoIay & Co.'s Ads
In Real Estate and Nicolay's Auctions
to-day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Hotel CARLYLE,
Ladies'.

Seventh street, opposite Ryan. Euro
pean plan. r. K. Mcneil, proprietor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
GrOte's TiVOIi.
Wire Flower Stands

Concert this afternoon from 2:S0 to
z o'clock.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Buy Furniture Now
A Word to the Public.

And save money, at H. I'll. Schroeder's,
16 and Is East Sixth street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Read All NicOlay q Co.'S Ads
In Real Estate and Nicolay's Auctions
to-day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
We'll selected Stock

You Can Get ANY Repairs
For your Stove at 1S6 and 1SS West Sew
enth street
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02

Cabinets 81 Per Dozen
At Gilmartin's new gallery, 412 Waba-
sha.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Furniture,

Get Your Stoves Repaired
Now at 1S6 and iSS West Seventh street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
More Parrots

To Cigar Makers Union on eighth
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Ahead Sure Thing.

Flower Stands Very Cheap.
st. Paul Wire Works, 81 West Third.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
LOCAL MENTION.


Bank and Office Railing.
st. Paul Wire Works, 81 West Third
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
MUSICAL.

DlANO-For sale cheap, first-class upright
i piano. Inquire SCI Cedar ST., st. Paul.
246
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
Railroad Tickets Bought and Sold

w. R. Git, 175 East Third street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-09-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

TENTH ST, 344, EAST-A large, nicely
l. furnished front room, ground floor;
front room, second floor; near business CEN
ter: will rent cheap, with bath. 246
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1888-11-24
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is wise child that knows what
kind of man its own father is when
away from home. 0. PjcayWnc.
Many men give a too literal inter-
probation to Scripture maXims. They
shun the appearance OF evil moro than
they do the evil itself. Boston Budget.
The old bachelor cynic says that
there are some leading ladies on the
stage whose chief claim to that title lie
in the fact that they lead their hus-
bands Il pretty dance. N 7. Tribune.
The latest remedy for snake bites
is a wash of carbolic acid solution.
There are not so many cases now as
when it was fashionable to administer
spirit frumenti by the quart.
IL hope you appreciate the fact,
sir, that in marrying nay daughter you
marry large-hearted, generous girl"
Il do, sir (with emotion); and | hope
she inherits those qualities from her
father. n-Lite.
-'Parson-'I. am astonished. sir, to
hear man with three married
daughters say that marriage is a
failure" Citizen-"Well, sir, when
you have three families beside your
own to support you will learn that
marriage is positive bankruptcy.
LoweU Citizen.
1t is all right to say that there are
as good fish in the sea as ever were
caught; but if the fishermen are to be
believed, there are better fish in the
sea than ever were caught Somehow
the finest fish always manage to drop
off before they can be landed. Puck.
-"Gentlemen and fellow-citizens,"
exclaimed an impassioned orator:
"what if all the European countries
should put tax on our raw materials,
what would be the consequence" "All
of our dudes would have to stay at
home" shouted a voice from the rear
of the house.-G Georgia Cracker.
Fannie-"So you are married.
Hattie, and have wealth and possibili-
ties?" Hattie-'Yes, my husband is
very rich" Fannie-"And you enjoy
it all very much?" Hattie-"Very
much, indeed Fannie-"And your
husband?' Hattie-"O, well, you
know in this world we have to take the
bitter with the sweet. - Washington
critic.
There are two classes of American
tourists in Europe who reAectno credit
on this country. The members of the
first class try to give the impression
that they belong to the aristocracy.
and those who compose the second
class act as though tho aristocracy be-
longed to them. Their equivalents in
English society are known respectively
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