New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-17

me. Know that my right eye was once rabbtps
II was with my right eye that Smthereen's ems
Amelia and ran. tho victim Of science. bS;.
am no coward. q How romantic" murrnured thss
News
In Cincinnati they think that Dr. McGlynn has thu
fatal gift Of eloquence.
PREPARATIONS FOR THE SUMNER CAMPAIGN.
When nature robes in green the leas
And bar1s writing sonncts,
And buzz tho Presidential bees
In politicians bonnets,
While baseball teams are making scores
And furious strife arc waging
And beach hotel pr0pretors
Their walters arc engaging
When Presidential delegates
Are thick huckleberrics
In summer. while the small boy waits
The ripening OF the cherries,
While anti-tariH champions boot
= Tho man who tariff breaches,
The maid prepares her bathing suit
.-(Boston Courier.
There is going to be another funny campaign IN
Tennessee, in which tho Taylor family viii come Gu,
In full force. " Bob' will for Governor on thu
Democratic ticket, and will try to eddie his way into
the Executive chair for the second term. "Alf" his
brother, will make iddng campaign for Congress.
the Republican candidate, in Republican dis
trict and the old gentleman viii continue, BEFORE
talk and shout for prohibition. He PLAYS nstru.
ment but a mouth-organ.
Mississippi editors are overworl1ed. The other dsy
moulder Of public opinion In that state wrote col
S Sn nH III OF anS mo ns s Tree e cdS S
vile and Shiny cotcmporary" before noon, and he
didn't begin work until 80 NJ, nuther'-lNorris-
town Herald.
Judge' has cartoon this week which will bs
universally recognized palpable hit 1t repre-.
sents the Democratic Salvation Army in the act Of ex-
hibng their remarkable anxiety to the Re-
publican party from destruction Mr.. Curtis an
band-master leads the array Bayafd and Bennett
represent lean old women with cymbals and tambour.
rne; Watterson is the fat one and Lamont IS tho
drummer. Pulitzer and Dana sustain between them
the chief banner, which bears the unmstakabe Inca
ments OF Mr. Blaine represented the devil with
scarlet face and actual horns, and around him the
legend, Republicans nominate anyone but James G.
Blaine and save your party" Other banners borne
IN the distance bear such inscriptions as these: Re-
pubcans, take warning Blaine Will ruin your party!'
and Anyhow, Blaine is too sick to run' Judge
writes at the bottom of tho cartoon "what does II
meanl' But really 1t seems to tell its own meaning
very well.
The Usual Thng.-Fierce stranger-Where's the ed
Office Boy-Gone to Ncw-York for a month. Do you
!" Lick hint Certainly not want him to wnts
up column advertisement for me- 49,,
Hold q minute Perhaps he missed the traln'
The editor had missed the ran.-C-lncoln Journal
A party Of Southern gentlemen have bought
era thousand OF land near Macon, Ga, aud VIII
convert It into game park. 1t is already well
stocked with deer and small game, and the streams
running through 1t full Of fish,
It isn't always the boy who can tell the teacher
quickest how many million miles the sun Is from th3
earth on not July day. who can gauge most accurately
the distance from the home plato to second base when
the dandy baserunner Of the Champion ArgOnauts Is
TRYING to steal a bag.-Someryille journal.
The Taos Valley of Colorado and New-Mexico II
about TO have a boom. A company will soon irrlgaa
the entire valley. Says recent visitor The beau'
ties of the valleys Of Southern California are much
toed by tourists, as well by the Inhabitants. Taos,
however, discounts anything in the Golden state Tbs
climate is much more delightful, and the enemies to
vegetation much fewer. None of the destroycS OF
fruit which arc common TO California are found in the
Taos region, and can assure you that watermeons
picked there two gears ago are good and hesh and ID
for the table at the present time.
lady writing on Kissing says that KISS on The
forehead denotes reverence for the lntellect ehe
doesn't say but kiss on the back OF me heeA
a proof that the young woman didn't hold sulL-'Nor
rlstOwn Herald.
prominent landowner Of Ell1o, Nevada is seeding
bis ranch to tea. Indian women and children VIII %
employed in gathering the leaves.
Better than er-surgeon-Now, my man, am
about TO amputate your foot
" Well 20 ahead"
II would advise you to submit to being placed
under the influence or an anaeSlheuc."
" Hang your anaesthetic! But III tell you what I
wish you would do"
"Well?' .
"Have somebody bring me the score Of the ball
game by innings while you're at work"-tLincoln
Journal
The snow is still very deep in New-Hampshlre and
Maine.
professor of natural history wandered away from
the Smithsonian the other day. and got into lawyers
clerk The professor asked two or three questions on
the point at issue, and the clerk finally remarked to
him very largely:
. tell you it's true and II is true. What do you
know about law, anyway!'
Nothing nothing at all.' replied the professor,
meekly; but know great deal about natural MS
tory, and think YOU ass"-Washington Critic