Morning journal and courier., 1888-01-14
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hotel, whereupon the gentleman addressed re- marked with 8 sweet smile, ''So be I."-E1- chsnQR

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 hotel, whereupon the gentleman addressed re l marked with 8 sweet smile, ''So be I."-Ex 1 change.
 And now we are told that the celorinl l matter in greenbacks is a deadly poison l But you cannot scare ts in that way.-Bos, l ton Post.-
 l did Caesar dieq" MT. Litelbranes-"Oh-er l too many Roman punches, I believe."-Co-
 lumbia College Spectator. A young journalist who designs starting humorous paper in the West writes to request l a suggestion for pictorial symbol for his title page. We believe the wagging of g dogs tail is regarded as sign of good hu. l mor.-Tid-Bits.
 Dobson-''I've just heard of your mar riage, old boy" Hobson (sadly)--"Yes, l was married three months ago."-Dobson- "Well, 1t isn't too late to offer congratula- tions, of course" Hobsen-"A little late, Downing, little late. ."-The Epoch. 1T have nothing to say to you, sir," said the man in the prisoners cell to the clergy man who had called to offer consolation ''I am entirely in the hands of my attorney" "May heaven help you, my friend" said the minister, with deep feeling, as he turned to go.
 s'Now," said old Borewell, after he had | authors, "what, in brief. is your opinion of Hewells and James9'' ''Sick of one and half -doziDg of the other" answered his friend, as he fell down stairs in his eager- ness to escape.-Boston Gazette.
 fMa," said Bobby, 'I hit Willie Wafaes to-day and he didn't hit me back" "It was very wrong for you to do such thing Bob by, !" said his mother, land Willie was good little boy not to return the blow" 'No," went on Bobby, Che didn't hit me back 'cause he dassent, but ma, you ought to have heard him swear. ."-The Epoch.
 Unto her grandmother a sweet little girl with glorious aureole Of golden hair said 8 few days since, as she came to rest in grand- mas lap after a romping game Of hide and go seek: II wis I was an angel, grandma"
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 ''If had wings I could beat the rest of the girls home to base. "-Pittsburg Dispatch.
 'T, said the bad cold superciliously, ''am the oldest being living. have been with men ever since they invaded these regions and will stay with them to the end" A gaunt, hoary spectre rose and said: "My child, why so boastful? You are an infant as compared to me. am the joke about the boarding house butter. ."-Nebraska State Journal.
 The other afternoon two gentlemen walk ing down Woodward avenue met 8 lady who smiled and nodded to one of them. The gentleman recognized returned the nod, but without touching his hat, whereupon his companion remarked: ''say, John, you are not so gallant as you used to be- 'Oh, yes, l am, !" replied the gentleman, "but, you see, she is only my wife. "-Detroit Free Press. A Mean Question -''The ark was built in warm country, wasn't it, teacher ?" asked the bright girl of the class. "Yes, what is now known as Asia Minor" tThen where did Noah get two polar bears from ?'
 Teacher (crushed) )-"Go down foot. ."-Tid- Bits.
 Mary-Why did you look under the bed Jane-For man. Mary-Why don't you look out the win dowa There's man in the moon. Jane-Pooh He's too far away.-Phila- delphia Call