Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-11-04

the World. Thew are not bigoted. THY
viii give ycu broader yisw Of life than
YOU h ave now. r al every tiing thst Will
&c nd to elevate ,nr moral sense and take
YOU out of the realm of clothing and gents
furnishing gods.
WERE THEIR LABoRs ALL IN yAINf
Lo.k UPON your vote as something that
cannot be purchased. Do You thlos,
Smsthers, that our forefatt ers at Bunker
Hill. toreimts called Breeds Hill, and
&C Tco: d.roga and Tippecanoe, laid down
theit lives that you and might swsp our
divine franchise for hiatt? Did Columbus
discover America and take his meals out all
the way over here in orde: that You anu
could bsr'er our principles, such as IN ey
are, 70. cloths?
/ think not.
Do Won bell: We that such me1 as Bene diet
Arnold went through almost everything
that is almost everything they could get
| their hands Cd, in o-der TO transmit to fu'
turs generations the right to prostitute
their opinions for hat?
trow not.
Lst us. theref,Ie, Mr.. Smsthsrs, come
out and taks Underground. Literary men
and voters, they say, a-e too apt to under
value their wa.el Why did you not
write ID the President for C'e yeland seal
akin sacous or Cleveland overcoat? Tntn
you ould have attra cted attention. ASH
is now, you have strained the relations be.
tween yourself and the President and
rushed into print, in order to herald your
shsme and proclaim youself TINS pablicly
as the man who is in the habit Of SCANNING
bis relations. We are upon the eve, Mr..
Sma,hsrs, Of q great political contest.
did n, think ef this. myself. It,was told
to me in confidence on the Polo Grounds
by q well-e ducated man ftom Msiue. So
far as know, this i, the first time the
statement has appeared in print, but
feel p<rscnal interest in You, Mr. Smath
ers. No man WHO sincerely likes thu
pieces I write for the papers can be rea
bad man.
So / give you the above information ] os'
es it was given 20 me. We are upon The
eve cfa greet political contest 1t il
largely, am tod, an Intellectual Cam
paign. So it is really 20 place fer you and
me-, Mr. Smathers. Ttij is not, as q mat
ter of f c., our funeral. As soon as
heard that it was to be q campaign o.
brsins, / Immediately spread my umbi ellis
and got away from there. Some claim
that this is fight over tie tariff, and thai
No man ought to yo:e until he Thoroughly
understands what the general effect upor
all classes of industries in this country
will he. Should that he the case there
will bs very smsll vote indeed
Only one man in America fully under
stands what the ultimate results of tariff
reduction will be down to dollar and how
it will affect all classes here in this coun
try, having made life long study Of it,
AID unfortunately he clnnot tike part IL
the campaign. because his ward cannot
spare him. He resides in very cloet
ward and he is ye!y much attached to II
by means of logchain, and the sides o.
his ward are padded so that he canr OF
fracture his skull and throw more than
his share Of brains into this highly intel.
lectusl cimpaign.
But it is. 50 far, good, clean, calm, I'M
impas,;oned camp,iga with more banner
tbsn business in it, and . an American
citizen I am glad That purity and peace
have 80 far characterized its history.
Betwesn you and me, smsthers, am
inclined to believe that the world is get
ting hettar and more desirable as place
of residence. 1t is handy to business. toll
erably healthy and tsxfs are low. With
long.rauge guns which will enable us Il
fight foreign fee without going away
from home and with John L. Sullivan en-
gagged in journalism. it looks to me AZ
though the time might be near VIXEN the
lamb will lie down in the northwest cor
ner of the lion, when swords shall bt
turned into p!ougtshares and spears into
pruning hooks. when nation shall not rist
up against nation and n Ell shall learn wal
! no more.
By tie way, Mr.. smathers, what size o.
hat d. you wear. BILL NYE.