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The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
ScrOfuIa

oCFO1uIa
Is one OF the most fatal scourges which
i1lict mankind. It is often inherited
tut may be the result of improper vacci
nation, mercurial poison, uncleanliness
and various other causes. Chronic Sores
Ulcers, Assesses, Cancerous Humors
and, in some cases, Emaciation and Con
sumption, result from scrofulous condi
ton of the blood. This disease can bc
cured by the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Inherited ascrofulous condition of the
blood, which caused arrangement of my
whole system. After taking less than
four bottles of Ayers Sarsaparilla I am
Entirely Cured
Ind, for the past year, have not found it
necessary to use any medicine whatever
1 am now in better health, and stronger,
than eyer before.-O. A. Willard, 218
fremont ST., Boston, Mass.
was troubled with Scrofulous Sores
or five years; but, after using a few
bottles OF Ayers SarSaparilla, the sores
healed, and have now good health. -
Elizabeth WarnoCk, 81 Appleton street,
Lowell. Mass.
Some months ago was troubled with
Scrofulous Sores on my leg. The limb
.vas badly swollen and infiamed, and the
sores discharged large quantities of offeh-
sive matter. Every remedy failed until
I used Ayers Sarsaparilla. By taking
three bottles of this medicine the sores
have been healed, and my health is re-
stored. am grateful for the good it has
done me. Mrs. Ann O'Brian, 168 Srui-
van St., New York. II
Ayers SarsapariIla,
Prepared by DR.. j. @. Aver &Co., Lowell. Mass.
Sold BY all Druggists. Price u; six bottles. -
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
Grand Celebrate, n
At WINNEsUCCA NEVADA,
A Cordial Invitation is Ex
tended to Everybody.
ORDER EXERCISES:

Nat onal Salute At suarise
2-Vu ic by the Brass B md at the Court. Heuse,
at 10 O'Clock, ".
g. Intr. dncto~y remarks by a 5. Bouniae d.
Pr 81 ent Of be Day.
4-National Air. b. the Vocal Choir
6-Pnver, by Rev Eiward McEvers
6-Mrsic by the Bani.
7--originai Poem, by chas. II. Groves.
s-yocal N isic by the Choir.
e-Readlng Of the Declarai,n o. Independence,
by J. B nniheld.
lo-Music by the Band
II The Palmetto and the Pine. by Miss Eiya
Braekett
2-Mosic by the Choir.
1s-Ths Enrobing Of Liberty, BY Mis- Dor.
BonniHeld.
is-kusic by the Band.
IJ--oration, by J. II. u cAillAn-
is-Mnsic by the Band.
i7-Bene fiction.
The Exercises viii commence promptly ct 1890
o'clock, A. N.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
A SENSATION IN GEORGIA.

A Banker Missing aud Hts Safe Empty.
ATLANTA. Ga, July "a sensation
has been created hy the disappearance OF
banker G. G. Nelson. This morning
when his hook keeper opened the safe he
found it empty, and no trace of his en-
ployer.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
RELICS WR srt>LRY's PARTY.
Quantities OF Humaa B0ucs Found
Along tets Route.

LONDON. July 3 Toe steamer Volta
has arrived at Liverpool with Congo
dispatches TO My 22i. R'conno'tering
parties which advanced along Stanley 4
route passed quantities OF human homes,
which we're apparently the remains oi
victims who had fallen in fights between
Stsniey's followers aud the natives.
Major Bmtellot believes that Stanley
was not more than 500 niles beyond the
camp in the direction of Khartoum, and
was preparing to push on and ioin him.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
A. FApAL FeGu''


LoursvILLE. Ky. July S.--Jas' Mo
George and VIM. Prittle, special deputy
sheriff- got into quarrel at II 'neN'''e
last night and shot each Other fatally. a
pystanaer " as fatally wounded.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
A Dt.astr0us Fire.

READING. Pa. July "a fve-story
building of the Rraiinc Hardware Com
p.ny. covering several acres of ground.
was destroyed hy fire last night. The
loss .pgresates $3.50 600; we'll insured.
Seven hundred employees arc thrown ou,
of work.
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rnE psPx AvD pLAx ~ CAMP .uGy
geara That Ne May Astenate Catholic
1siehs

Fears vhss Ne May Astenate Catholic
Irish.
LONDON. July 3.--Ths Ckronicls's Rome
cnsfesp spondent ssys: Cardinal Moran, il
lengthy conversation with tho Pope.
while supporting the condemnation OF
the plan Of campaign and boycottisp.
advised the P,pe not to take stern view
OF the nstionai movem -It. lest the & .th-
olc Irish and their symp.thiz.rs. e.p-c.
tally in America. adopt an attitude of def.
ance toward shsV atican. The Pope appears
to he inhu.nced. an | it IS probable h
will bs publ ely neutral in the future,
While secretly enforcing his views upon
the Irish episcopacy.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03

What is it that kills American Gen.
erals at so early an age, in comparison
with foreign commanders! The ages at
death aod the ages of sone Of the living
commanders are given ~ follows:
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A wsf.'. AFFECTION.
A Connecticut Man valaes. IL at $s5.
900.

New HAVEN Juy3-Col. Rutherford
Trowbriige, ot this city, to-day levied
an attachment against the property ol
John Ingersoll, Cl-rk OF the Superior
Court. claimiag S25 0o0 damages for
ahenating his (rrowbfilge',) wife's ahec'
tiou. All of the parties belong to old
aud highly respectable families.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
CAuGaT TuRrLE FISHING.
A Rrsstsh schosner capiared In Florida
Waters.

KEY WEST. July 3-rho revenue cut
ter Crawford has arrived. having 10 tow
the British schooner Admired, captured
off Fiowerv Rock light. turtle hshing.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03

They Get Away with $1,000 In Ruilisn.
MADEIRA, Cal. July 3.-The stage ruo.
oiog between this place and Hildreth wa
stopped yesterday sfternooa by masked
men. They jumped from behind The
rocks and 'mpelled the Express messen'
ger to throw them his gun. aud compelled
him and the driver to hand over the -x
press box. containing $4,000 in silver
bullion. Tie robbers escaped.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-07-03
GRAND BALL,

Under the direction OF the Winnemucca
Bras. Bard, at Csnteoninl Hall III
the evening. 70
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15
Minnefptn.

par Neue 2oealsI senten beg .Won
cerer' iinb: Ntaib. 9erriges, Sra
oifon, Mi n, @ueen Den3eL @ler
nain, Dat, uno Sol. SNAPPER, ct
4nna, Minn.
SIN bieiem Sabre trurben in Min:
neiota iiber 26 8erfiherunas:
@eieIlfdaften gum @ei9dfts
betri be sugelaien unb + iteben MN, In
oie1em State rere1 $40.
= Ser flint Meilen BON Masep
90 tppbnenhe Sarmer @. s 6otparo
bat iid ilnter 6intert. flung leiner Sral,
uno Srei &inber ietpie 5000 Shuloen
frans0fifd empfobIen, pie
es beist, in 8esle tuna ieiner junaen
@ouiine. ST bate Bel einissn 9anfen
in Safe Gitb uno Naseppa Grebit ge=
babt.
- Der bejabrte Sarmer S. Bar
telmeier, nelder ettpa 8 Me len
BON @leneue lebt, fubr neuIid cine
9aouns 8eisen in Die Sta t. 9luf benz
ideuten feline 9feroe Dor Ell
,em beranfommenoenG iienbabnsuse unb
.brannten burh, tppbei 8arteImsier aus
benz @agen geidleuoert txuroe, elm
8ein brad uno am SDpfe idwere @sr=
ebunsen erlitt.
- 6olserasn b0beren 8l5oiim pers
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15

gldttern bsr afOe. Erefe suiammengeffetIte Nadri@.
ten brinaea.
Senti6lanb Die preu.Bi1den
2anbta9swablen iino su gun.
item Der &e9ierune auseefalen. 0ie
duberfte Gedte uro Die duberite 2infe
haben beioe an siben perloren, tpelde
ben 8emdbi9ten slgefaIen fino. Nad
Dem @eiamterSebnib miro Sas fir bic
nd6ften flint Sabre setpdbltc Nbaeprb=
~aletenbalts beifeben aus: 1873 pnierpa
ttpen> ga Sreieonierpatipen> SO Mit,
9lieoern Der Gentrnmspartei> 81 Natipz
mlliberalen, 20 SreiHnnieen, ID Wps
len,s21Ddnen 2 @elfe suto 1 unab=
bdn9igen. Durd oas 3uiammenoeben
ber S%onierpatiren nit Dem Centrum rnb
ben Vp'en in ben &irden= unb Sduls
angelegenheiten 1T bic 8iloune elmer
ben anoeren Yarteien ii~berpieeenoen
Dfehrbett mDslid. Der s,3anbtaa tpirb
tauR'rbcr Samuar einberufen .tperoen.
oaseeen tpiro Der &ei6st,ae bem=
itddt 5aiammentreten unb pabri6ein=
lid polt &aiier ielbit er5ffnet tperben =
Der Yrdlioent bes Geidsseridts
9r. bon Sim ipl ben Sc ids.
SberftaatSa ntpalt bon 6 ff,enbprf,
oer 10 berpprrasenoen 9lntbeiI an benz
bon Arntmrg rOcefe nabm, gum Nadz
felaer erbalten.-3u &esenSbura 8ai=
arr, itarb am 25. Oct, Der Meids=
tags=I bseprbnete 8arun bon
8rnben. Serielbe pertrat felt 1881
ben |. @ablfreis Der Oberpfal, (Ges
9easburesS tactambpf) uno seb6rte benz
Centrum an. b. @ruben mar am I3.
Sebrilar 1929 81 SiiHeloprf .aebpren.
tsuoirte Gedtss tno Staatss @iS1ens
1daft si Berlin II B Bonn, trat 1850
in ben fDnisl. Sufti;oienit beim 2anbae.
ftft 81 Sbln, tperlieB 1853 ben staatss
bienlt, Inn eine Steluns in Der Ser
:palhInS bes firitliben 9auies Tbu. n
rno Taris eirGunebnen, aus uelher er
1877 iid III oas 9ripatleben suriidsoa.
@eni9er befanat birfte iein, bah bel
Serftprbene llnter benz 9ieuoonbm OIL
bertrs" eini9e erbBere rprtreffide @erfe
1ceialpclitiiden Snbalts perfast bot
Cine Sepeide aus @om an bic ,Berli /
ter @erman,a' perthelt, baB Die bprti
gen tler,talen &re,ie bon ben ,pi5tenl
Seutitlano uno benz Gatican oeped.
tetien auffldrungen iber bic
Soredn9e BET benz .neuliHen 8eiuHeI
oes Raifers 5~ufrieoen ssifeut iino.-d
&atter WiIbel m vher Auspdrt,ae~
geoen& TN fcmmenben Sriiblabre oeIe
eentli& ieiner &eiie mad Qtben
ou& &cnitantinopel ia beuhen. cbn
tut1o Der SCAR tn Berlin uuo nadber be,
&atftr ural Oefsrreid uro Der R5uiu
bon StaIien befu&en.-Der Ifrifo.
Serein oeutider &atboliten lit unite,
benz SorSis oes @rsbii6ofs Rusmena in
R1ln gebiloet rorbex. .GaroinaI Qopi.
asgte bat Dem 8ereii $l0,0 00 son be,
Shenfung bes 8apiss our nntefils
ilRg Der auf b,s abidoEdns bes Sua
nerbonSels seriGteten 8epesrng iibsr
tpieien. sSn eiss,n 4HpottIhreiher
cut bic BeidllHe Der a~ntiitLauerei. gel
ldsumlune tteilte 8tsmar6 mil, bof
unttrbnnolungen NIT England in Dr. [
S@webe ieien. bon oenen or trdt. Ca !:
he bic @runola5e fir dbnli%e Inter
lezRnlrnlen NIT sStdIien unO 1cftuuo +
liiO o~enienisen NdGteu. tuel&e D.. J
scueSs@unbenticn unterssidnst BADEN ! n
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15
Ktrben . Kdlenoer.
r. { e !.
2usIano.

@T aBir beunerfen ausoridIid, baS mir an bie,er
Stgue. rcrpieaenb tel E., meifens ana
Sldttern evr afioe. Erehe suiammcuseiteiIte stadrtd.
ten brinaea.
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rergiftete iih mittelft elmer ffarsen 80.
lis 2auoanum. Sc binterldBt Srau uno
&tnoer.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15

ytsss. '''n'S'A "'''sH an' "e'''HssH 'Fa sasS'
~ Nur fur ote @eIeer, bic b er reatRrtrten
8rtet, Mcnep Srber pber GrpreB Nipner
q ro seionot perbeH, tberuchmen ntr be Berants
mOrtIiGfeit
g. Gerretponoensen t5nnen TN Der Resd uur
ann Betti9 beradfGti9t trerbeu. peun fe ON Sienfda
feaH tn uniern SGnben RRb.
q aae oorausSabIeuoeu Seier erbaIten
cine werthople prdmie.
q neber bic auffhnbtguus unb 8e3ab,
AM BON Seitungen befeben b~ef.iultfte 9om0eSae:
Teee, BITE feiR 9eier phue G@afeu perIesen tam.
WeibdttSfahrer oes aBanperer. 8ermaro
EHtrft.
A6r &eiienSe saenter fur bes RonSerer fns, gn
ton Sadel WthdeI Sunemdnn, & of.
Sweren3, s phn Relies unb s 8. u. 81 ira.
'A1- Neau abrefRre aue Er,ee:
Der Wanberer,
G.. v. 80, ct BauI, Ntinn.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15

roren, ii1o mar erf 43 .fdbre alt. Gcit
1868 tpcbnfe ct In Bottom. Gr bat
tdrsli@ bon fid reben aemodt turh ben
pro6tprG geihnisten Gare, ben er fir
fid ielbf bat be,ifeaen IaRen.
- NuS 8uenn @iifn In @epraia
trirb Soluenbes aemeTeet: Sin qua
Der Sobnrnob & Ieffern : Bnbn. auf
benz fh 1875 @eiffnbe befanben, 1T am
@ormittog bes z. 0ooanEer Bet Charlie
entgIeif. gbarlie { ccbiGe, Tcfae
9b'on. 6enrt Marttn. @eprae Tabis
unb Scbn !Sanobor tIieben nuf berS teue
tcbt unb ingefdbr ein Dutenb, barunter
aud Der Conductor, tpurben perIett.
- gsntbia 2eonarb 1T b itbenb.
Sie bat BET Der BGreerme'ferswnbI In
Nem Oorf MIR nht Gtimuten erboT.
ten. tpdbrenb He fiber anf 25 aerehnet
Bate. Sic beibuloiet ibre Miiftpe.
tern bon Der Scrofis bes 8erratbs.
- @rabe aIs bic @rubenIeute bes
SdahtesNc 2 IN 5cnfenoc Bel giftss
bnrgh 3d., sa taae fnbren tpolten,
enfsinoete R& ein ihlagenbes Wetter,
bag ben ehaGt gana sefff6rte urb bic
groe auf tpeite gntfernung erfAatferte.
l SO N an n tuaren nod In Der @rHbe
lino BON itnen trtrb jsBt teiner nnebr am
2eben iein. 8wei Arbeitsr, bic Bel
oer Grplofon ihon bod I'm Sdoht
fino bic ein;ig @eretteten.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-15

-Gine anbere tpidtise Gntidei.
bnng but bas Dber 4 8 e.
bon @isconfin baour6 abgege=
ben, baB es bas l1rtbeil in Gem grocefIe
zines setpiien Gbomas Nelion sesen
ben Glairbcpaften s. S. 9arrinatcn
beitdtist bat, tueoiud Dem Gldser
$500 Shaoeneriat st1e prpden tuurs
ben. 9arrinston Bate Nelipn auf &beuz
matismis betanoelt, tpdbreno er an
Sidias lit, uno Die Solse mar, SaB
Relion gum lebensldnsliden Stripped
puroe. Die Gntideiouns lit beBbalb
bon beipno,rem Sntereiie, als es iopobl
in @roBbritannien, pie in bieiem 2anbe
oas erite NAL lit, bab cine alase gesen
einen G~lairpobanten tpegen&urpfuiherei
aufredt erbalten worben 1T.
= Mud Elm burd 3Oae seidfster
Qrbeiter Fam 9ungers fterben.
Oas mar Der Sail nit Dem arrien Nuz
6alf, ben man in Sfbfpib foot
fano nnb befien gnbe rah Ansabe Der
4erste bird Mangel un6 g~ntbebrlng
5erbeiaefibrt tuuroe Salt arbeitete in
liner 5abrif pno erbIelt game 30 Gents J
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- 10 80
fefor ber mebis niiden aIin,t nad @ir,.
burg uno 1872 ais Oepplser's Nudfol.
ger na9 @ien.
Stalien Die 8erlpbmna bes
jest nellnaebnidbrigen &rpnprin,en bon
Stalten 8ictpr emanuel, 9rins bon
Neapel, nit Der iedsebnjdbrisen 9rin.
sellin Glementine bon 8eIeien, Der
jiingeren Sdnpeiter Der &rpnprinseilin
BON Oeferreid, miro ndditens befannt
9einadt tperoen. Stalien niinidt an
Der Sperruns Der 6afen Der 3ansibar=
fihfe eesen Die Sflabenbdn6Ier
tbeilsunebmen anb bat gu bieiem t3ped
unterbanolunsea ansefniipft.
= Ser @asf emtfins am IL. bs,
ben rniti&en @eianbten SstpoIati. Ser
&atican ion bic unterbanbIuus
gen sur @ieberberRelIune Der Diploma.
tiiden 8e3iebunsen nit @nbIano tu,eber
aufnehmen tpDIsn. = Ser grfhnuna
oes nelen canaoifhen semi
IN Der 8n Huattrp Tontane
Uohnten idmtlihe slr 3eit f& bier
aufbolteabe amerifantsHe 8iiGsfe Bel.
Ser bieiise arnerifaniihe @eianote
5tallD uirb In aae.ndGaer 2eit
cur4 Germ u T . { e,iest.
Sranfrei6. -Mud bic Oberbir=
ten Sranfrah's, tpeldye ant IL Oct
Der feierlidem Gntbilluns bes prdd=
iseu Den mails b~eiippbnteu, bas in benz
altebrtplroigen Dome 81 Orleans benz
SiidUf OupanIcup errid=
tet tpuroe, uelder ii9 UNI Die @ieoer=
belebuns ees fatbeliifen @eifes in
10 bobe geroienfe ertpprben
,at, baben BEL bieier Seier, an tueIder
Garotndle, 26 Grsbilf6fe uuo 8i=
t6fe uno iber 400 grieiter, iopie cine
iense 8oltsmeuse tbeilnabmen, e'neI
loreife an ben bl. 8ater seridtet,
'prir fe sssen Die @ersepaItisuns bes
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

A ProteCtiOnist aud Man once journey
ed together. The Man was simple crea
ture, scarcely seeing beyond his own nose
while the ProtectlOnist, like most of his
kind, was a mastery of knavery They
were lead by love of gath into deer
hole. When their desires were gratified the
Protectionis, who had got much the largest
share, said: Securing this gold is all
very well, but ii wont get US out from here
you had better stand against the wall, then
by the aid OF your broad shoulders can
get out and once out of course can help
you" That is splendid PLAN" cried the
Man, | should never have thought of
that. How | wish had your brains, to be
surer The ProteCtionist having got out
In the way described, began to rail at his
mpanion: Make the most of your pa
thence, old fellow" said he, "for you will
need it all II you had had half as much
brains as strength you would never have
gone down there. | am sorry can't stay
longer with you, but must 20, spend my
money and have good time so good
bye" The Man, who was a Farmer, Is
yet In the hole
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

The sr-tt : ,l,n, Forest had So
ctet .wh,cl e'~ . dy Ougn, 20 learn AND
profit by. oald ne, II owe sll my success,
10 tue TACT that everything have under
taken have done thoroughly. | never
neglect tritles" That's the point-don'
neglect uitlss. Don't neglect that hack
Ing cough, those night that feeble
and capricious appetite, and the other
symptoms tritiing In themselves, bur awful
10 their significance. They herald toe ap-
proach OF consumption, You are in dan
ger, but you can be saved Dr. Pierce 5
Golden Medical Discovery will restore you
10 health and vigor, rs ii has thousands Of
others. For all scrufuiOus diseases, and
consumption Is one ~ them, II Is soyec-
elm REMEDY.
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The bona eide verbatim reporter, the man
who can sit down in front of any speaker,
whether he averages 100, $50 or $50 words a
minute-very few speakers indeed reach the
last named average-and get him not only
word for word, but write him out sentence
for sentence, and sense for sense, is no mere
automaton and cannot be even competed
with, much less rivaled, in the reportorial art
by any man who has nothing but longhand
characters at his command. james w.
Clarke in The Writer.
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sewing machine was invented by an Ameri-
can, and the telegraph. tho telephone and tho
electric light here first sprung from thought
into reality. just how many now ideas our
people bring forth every year cannot be con
ceived. The tens Il thousands Of copy
rights which are registered in the National
library form something Of an index, and our
mechanical minds originate patentable arti'
clss at the rate of over 10000 year
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breaking oiY Of a stone tree half way up is 8
favorite style in tombstones, and one of thu
aueereSt models II labeled "An Improvement
in grave mounds This was patented ir
1868, and is "A pyramid Of little yellow shells.
Near it there is monument bearing the in
scrlption
Eternity Where will you spend ~
As read il said, Anywhere but under
patent tombstone"
There are gu To as many curious collins n
there are tombStones and the grave-robbinG
Of A. I. Stewart brought down an avalanche
of patent cofllns These are of all materials
and some of them have patent burglar
alarms connected with them so that the body
snatcher who attempts to open them il sure
to be caught by the keeper OF the cemetery
or to be frightened away.
Allied 10 these are the processes OF EN-
balming, and several years ago letter was
received by the bureau asking for patent
for new method Of taking care OF dead
bod rs This patentee sent dead baby EN-
balmed by his process rs model, and no
asked that this model should be placed in
ono Of these glass cases and kept on eIhibi-
ton II is needless TO say that the request
was refused.
There are all kinds Of patents here for the
sick as well rs the dead. and there are enough
patent beds for invalids to stock city hos
pital One inyalids bed has model OF
man in il, and this man is about SIX inches
long. He has tho rosest Of cheeks and the
most luxurious Of long mustaches, and he
looks quite comfortable a he lies behind the
glass covered with dust. Another bed Is
placed in "A room surrounded with wire walls
to keep out the flies. 1t is labeled Patent
Fly Protector and there are beds here that
fold up into u Sze small enough TO put into
Saratoga trunk, beds that can be turned INTO
chairs and dozens Of different patents for
beds which outwardly look like bureaus,
mantels aud oil paintings, and which, by the
touch Of n spring, fall down with sheets, pill
lows and clothes all ready for use,
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sands have ever proved of profit to their
owners, and You get some little idea II
the thoughts which crowd upon one as he
stands here
This patent Office is n gorgeous mausoleum
Of dead hopes Such fortunes as IL repre-
sents have rs "A rule not been received by the
men who made the successful inventions, and
these models represent less than one thou
sandth part of the numerous mechanical
conceptions Of the American mind And
what a wonderful mind il isl The subjects
dealt with affect every branch of human in
dustry and life
Note how the sublime in almost every one
OF these cases tramps closely on the heels OF
the ridiculous. By singing ont the crazy
contrivances, some of which exist IN nearly
every case, you could almost prove the
Americans al insane nation, and in the case
of the minds Of nine-tenths Of these inventors
common sense seems to have had no part
Take .his case OF tombstones, for instance
and the models are of every shape, character
and col II. Here is glass pyramid topped
with a silver ball and placed on a stone ped
estal. In its sides are lookinggass panels,
and faded flowers now dusty from age are
twined about it. The inscription upon it Is {:
Home Of a deceased friend. Peace TO his aJhes.
Another glass pyramid tombstone is made
TO he filed with artificial flowers, and the
tombstones which have places in them for
the exhibition Of the picture or photograph
of the corpse beneath are numerous One Of
these was patented in 1851, and it has a
ghostly daguerreotype in it, The name on
this tombstone is that OF John Smith, and
others near by sacrilegiously bear the names
of George Washington and Abraham Lin
coin. One of these pictured tombstones has
imbedded in its side highly colored group
representing mother and child weeping,
and doubt not the intention is to show that
the father lies below. Some OF these monu-
ments are made Of tin. some are of zinc and
others are of wood. marble and granite The
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

We accidently overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday
Tones. Smith, why don't you stop tina,
disgusting hawking and splitting?
Smtth. How can You know am 8
martyr to catarrh
j. Do as did. | had the decease In
its worst form but am we'll now.
$. What did you do for it?
j. | used DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
II cured me and it will cure you
$. I've heard of it. and by Jove III try
II.
j. Do 50. You'll find II at all the drug
stores In town.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

II l. \ IN erica II
brain Is the most
active Of any of the
nations. Our peo-
pie breathe cham
payne. We think
at telegraphic
speed, and we have
in our short history
turned out tho
great inventions OF
the world. The
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

81 say, Mary, is them teeth like yourn"
The question was asked by one old farmer
who stood by the false tooth case of this
patent Office with his carpet bag in one hand
and his o,hcr ono claspins the lapel Of his
coat in order 10 support his wrinhled faced
wife who was upon his arm There were
hundred, of sets of false teeth lying before
them mounted in all shapes and forms.
Some Of them were of porcelain, others had
the dull waite Of ivory, and not few looked
like the t,eth Of animals renodelei They
grinned almost ghastly rs the ruralIst ana
his wife looked at them.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

An unknown man was killed near Peoria
Friday morning by either falling or jump
ing from rapidly moving train, Not
the rear of the trim and falling struck a
trestle work and his neck was broken
producing instant death. The train was
stopped and he was taken to Peoria. His
home Is thought to be In Morris, III,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-07-07

Mr.. Geo. A. Lang, brother of the deputy
county clerk OF viii county met with
fatal injuries in Joliet on Tuesday after
noon. Mr.. Lang, an employe on the Santa
Fe road, was under car at the time,
making certain repairs, when other cars
colided, with the result stated, the victim
dying in less than five minutes after reach
ing the hospital.