The west Tennessee star. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1888, 1888-05-04
a RACY BOOK.
Scintinating with Sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth.
NesU York Letter.

Chap. I. Has Malaria;' goes to Florida
Chap. IL "OVerworked;'' goes to Europe
Chap. Ill Has rheumatism goes to Ems
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
have read deal of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained in the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. sus-
pect the experience portrayed is personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you synopsis:
Malaria as it states, g is the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up a
multitude of i'll feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to in
vestigate 1t is also a cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure. When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he has
overWorlzed and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is a confession Of
ignorance or of inability
stThe patient goes abroad. The changeis
a tonic and for time he feels better. Comes
home. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrita-
bility, tired feelings, and general un4itness
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human
feelings.
cit is muscular-in his back. Articular
in his joints. Infammatory, myi how he
fears it will fly to his hearth
doctor sends him there, of course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his basinessl
Better for q few days. Returns. After
q while neuralgia transfxes him. He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia;
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side !;
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; In
pale and f1abby; has frequent chills and
eayva11rt mir Or a IC41t him m GrO
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is kill
"Great heavenr ~ he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance?n
because, - said the doctor, - I read your
fate five years ago. 1 thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts.'
He dismisses his doctor, but too latel His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of hima
The other day a well known Wall Street
banker said to me sit is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming.
Two OF my personal friends are now dying
Of g. But it is not incurable I am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be a wonderful
one." AZhis gentleman formerly repre-
Sented his government in foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
Tsiue of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is a son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schkatdt, was pronounced incurable when
the rfmedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
Yer" said his father. 81 was very skep-
teal, but since taking that remedy the boy
is we'll"
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was that
'wonaerful remedy Warmers safe cure.'
Well, suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means.
Lean not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as 1 have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion OF 9TH
er remedial agencies. They have no monop-
oily over disease and personally know that
many Of them would far prefer that their
patients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use OF any - IN
authorized means"