The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-01-26
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sAias faster than ihsY ibink.
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hsksd poi.ta. " probably likes ih'
b. a potsia meat breaase be can sAia !
before aisps-iee ~ u.
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yonf B5bhy Yes. sir Mieistsr: lie
mo bear you .prll liiias. Bobby. Ia
loo bis boy 70 spell Kitten; ity ne OF
cat
some musicians sle fond Of speaking
Of zoe colon" Of The totes Of various
musical Instruments We sender II they
hare Noticed That The eornet is alssys
"h.es n
10 order 10 keep her husband asas
from saloon q Pennsylvania somau trap
pei poieest snd threw il into the placi .
Eveh toe proprietor sas glad to take q
weeks vacation
IL Is leap year add It has been just
1909 gssr- since there we're as many SITS
10 tie YEAR At sc have just uow, II Is a
cool time Tor old bachelors TO associ S,
the girls 70 reeiproc s, aud not besii-s.
"A Georgis negro pas captared with 3
sioisr ben 10 Ills possession, aud taken
Immediately hi9 coutt with the proofs Of
his guil, Ga bis person Must have been
s~iuiiy embarrassing tor The hen
The pretty maiden felI overheard, aud
her lover leaned over the side Of the boat
rs che rose 10 the surface and said: Give
me your band" Please ask papa. che
said, IS she sank for The second time
Wife; John, 10 you know that tbis
is the anniversary Of my Wedding day Z
Husband Why no it isn't We were
married 10 March. Wife i AN speaking
OF my first husband, John.
Physician TO PATIENT. Your case is
very serlols one. sir, and think a con-
sultation had better be bad. Patient too
sick to care for anYlhing): Very well,
doctor have IS many accomplices as You
like.
Bride Exchanging bridal costume lor
travelling suit: did | appear nervous
ct all duuug the ceremony, Sara p
Bridesmaid (envious) "a little at first,
dear, but not after George bad said Yes
The heirs Of man at 0gdensburg, n
T., searched bis house again aud again for
money, but found none, Oae day an heil
got mad aud kicked over an old chair, ano
3 bag containing 800 fell from the cush-
ion. IL pays 10 kick sometimes
"A Connecticut woman has embroider-
cd The words aud music OF Home. Sweet
Home, on linen sheet which is on the
spare room bed. Her guests have not dc
cided whether the hostess means to indi-
cate that they must feel at home or bad
better go ho,ne,
Farmer Bascom: ~ do wish the
threshing machine would come around
this wy" Johnny Bascom. "oh pa,
iha, reminds me Teacher wanted me 10
tel you he was comm to our house 10
board next week. "
Chinese artillery officer TO mandarin,
"My Lord, the French ships are sp-
Mandarin: "Firc a cannon
1t them" "But they are still so far OF
Inst the ball will only go hall way
Then fire two cannon at them"
Magistrate (to Uncle Rastus) | am
sorry to see you here, Uncle Rastus. Only
\ week ago you experienced religion, and
nov you are up for chicken stealing,
Uncle Rastus $50 Yes, yo' Honeh, but ii
quiFes NON or week, sab, 70 ter git TO be
much oh saint
"A teacher in the South who has q
lass q bright little darkies was recently
NJ aiming TO them the Sermon on the
Aount aud one OF them said, With regard
o The meek lnheFitiag the earth, "Dey
IN esine TO get dat earth less dey ply
or IT. 4"
Gimme a couple o tickets for the
how" said eountryman at the box
,tlice. Christmas eve. Yes, sir; for the
amily circle 2" "Sh r. warned the cour-
lyman. aud then be whispered mo. not
or the family circle. Iou see. I've only
'een married about four hours, Mister. [
lest put us ia 'moug the young folks"
Mistress % cook; Why, Bridget,
rhal 10 the world are you doiDgS Bird
e, Sure he the doctor thattold me On
aust iske oiroa for me blood, an oi'm
hryin' 10 mel, dosn the poker. bsd cees
o u n Mistress; "But. Bridget. you
AMI drink bot melted iron Y Bridget
Thin ON lave II ull il cools.
Little Ike schomburg, hafiag fallen
nd raised limp 90 his forehead. some.
o5y suggested 10 bis mother that she
ress silver dollar on the bruised place
ihich wenld cause the swelling 10 Sub
iic grpecca. said Mose Sehombarg
you dont nerd uhole tollar schoci
ress bali tollar dpt bump on. Vat ior
% saoi b isduise 10 80 many esirays.
aoces y
The Saudsy school teacher was im :
re.aag apoa Der class the importance o.
onofinA their pAfruts Nos, children