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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04
FOR SALE.
7ybpo Lots for Sale.
A Cottage by The Sea Easily Obtainable

new survey and a new plat Of the Tybee
Lots having just been completed, am now pre-
pared to sell lots upon terms that viii place them
within the reach of everybody who wishes to
secure a place of retreat from Summers burn
ing suns Very easy terms have been arranged
for the benefit of purchasers.
TO those who will build within twelve months
from the date of purchase discount will b
made upon the price agreed upon.
The approaching season at Tybee will he the
most successful that has ever been experienced.
Every indication points TO a rush from this and
neighboring States that will surprise the most
sanguine.
The prices quoted now for these lots apply
only to the present season.
G. H. DORSETT,
RRnl Estate Dealer
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

TyNOw YE ALL MEN-That LAUREY g.
IN COEBEL make any style Of picture that
Is made and will compete in quality and price,
See their specimens before having your WORK
done elsewhere. Life size pictures III handsome
frames still SIS. Comparison invited. 14l
HrOuRhtou. Savannah. q
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

A S a SPRING MEDICINE, get that which Is
~ reliable, HEIDT'S Concentrated Extract Of
Sarsaparilla, Queens Delight. Yellow Dock
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

DEV. W. r. REA. pastor Of the Methodist
IL church of StatesbOro, Ga, is in the city for
the purpose Of getting aid in the building Of a
church IN that town. Amy contributions made
will he thankfully received by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

WANTED everybody to come and buy Ice
w Cream, Cakes, and Aprons, at the APRON
FESTIVAL, given by the Ladies' Aid Society In
the old Wesley NJ. +. Church, corner Wayne and
Drayton streets, April 6, commencing al p. NJ
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

WHY NOT GET RELIEF when % cents
w purchases q large trial bottle Of the best
Dyspsptic aud Liver Medicine? HEIDr'S.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

XXATER MELON SEED. by W b. NORTON
w at SOC per pound, at Naylor, Ca, Lau
rpue epuutV
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

AN ORDINANCE to grant certain rights and
privileges to the City and Suburban Railway
Company upon the conditions expressed in
said ordinance.
SECTION l. Be IL ordained by the Mayor and
Aldermen Of the City OF Savannah, in Council
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

ID UBBER HOSE in all grades from &c. per
IL foot; Lawn Sprnklers cheap. NEIDLING-
Err & RABUN.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

BECAUSE of its superiority. being highly per.
ID fumed, Boracine Is the popular Toilet and
Face Powder.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

Address Registered Letters I,
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK.
New 0rleADa -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

ELUBMEN, clrrgymen, countrymen, council
~ men, Congressman, cranks, crooks, COOKS
clerks, conductors, contractors. collectors, ca
terers. confectionery Ca,c llators. cavaliers
codihers, chronOglsts. counts, Christians. con
caves cosmopolitans. comedians, congtables,
Creoles citizens, ct ceterl Crenate Clover
Club Cheroots. HARMS & JUCHTER Sole
Agents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

DEFORE you buy or sell property consult
ID ROBERT II. TATEM, Real Estate Dealer
and Auctioneer
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-04

40 CENTS A BOX, l. Cakes, Colgate's Turk
4 ~ ish Bath Soap.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

stand In high places and have enjoyed great
privileges of them much will be required.
Notice the wording: 1.-THE land which j
have given thee" The promises of the
Lord are not doubtful the future occupan-
cy, in Gods thought was present realiza-
tion.
v. 10. This is the water of Meribah. The
word "Meribah' means strife This
place was in Kadesh; there was another
Meribah in Sinai because the children OF
Israel strove.n
"For they drank Of that spiritual Rock
that followed them, and that Rock was
Christ" He was 10 them the fountain Of
living waters. Israel suffered the thirst
common to all mankind, that thirst which
only jesus, the Spiritual Rock, can supply.
Figuratively: Tue rock was smitten ut
Horeb as per the will of God, for material
and spiritual benefit. Henceforth IL was
only requisite TO speak to it. Christ was
smitten once, wounded for our transgres-
sions, he was not to be smitten any more
but, spoken to in the prayer of faith, the
waters of Life shall flow forth.
SUGGESTED THOUGHTS.
Gods mercies are not always withheld
because of the sins of our leaders. The
mercies OF salvation sometimes manifest
themselves at the hand of an ungodly pas
tor.
We are never TO forget that we are ser
wants Of the Most High, and our triumphs
and successes arc not due to our own wis
dom, but to the grace OF God
The difference between the righteous and
the wicked is this; With the sinner the
great river Of sin flows steadily on in the
wrong direction; while the wrongs done
by the righteous are but little eddies whirl-
ing confusedly against the main current of
right purpose.
Moses smote the rock instead of speaking.
Perhaps he distrusted God, and feared
words would be less effective than blows.
How often do we fear TO trust God, and re-
sort to secular methods as if the power and
wisdom were in us.
The Bible does not gloss over or treat
lightly the sins Of its favorites. The best
of men are proven 10 have had thoir imper-
fections.
Moses was not perfect. Let us thank God
that he was not. Perfection is an impossi-
bility, and the appearance or assumption is
discouraging, for mon are ever feeling in
its presence that they cannot advance with
its pace or attain unto its prominence.
Moses falters, and in this 10 a degree be
comes like one of US.
Library references: Comprehensive
Commentary, Parker's Peoples Bible, DIR.
Adam Clark.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
PiTH AND POINT.

Sound on the goose" Apple sauce.
Puck.
A watering place-The hydrant -
Pittsburgh chronicle.
A slow march-Four years of court
ship. Merchant Traveller.
1t is always bad for the truth when
n liar speaks it-NeO Orleans f'ca-
ysne.
The world docs not owe you living
young mss. You owe 1t the duty OF
labor. - Philadelphia Call.
A woman may refuse to tell her age.
but she cannot conceal her rage. That
speaks for itself. -Norri { ,t0n lie aid.
Praise man while he lives If he
deserves it. The good words in his
epi-tafft come to late. -New Orleans
Picayuue.
1t is easier to figure on where light
ming is gong to strike than to locate
the objective point of boom. Norris
to,on Berdld.
People who have seen two lovers saw
goodbye never have any trouble after
ward in believing in eternity. Sooner
viIte journal.
Sguildig thinks tho people in the
high latitudes have postal facilities be-
cause the North Pole must be post
Office. - Pittsburgh Chronicle.
The Postage Stamp" is the name
of new play. 1t ought to be go il
properly handled and mounted worth
a cent -Nev Orleans Picayune.
If the greatest pleasure in life is tho
pleasure of anticipation, the young
mans tailor certainly ought to be the
happiest of men. -LiHcon Jour 'sL
There is n mining company in St
Louis composed entirely of women.
The stock holders are interested in
Minnie-ralogy. -Rttsbar0h chronicle.
The fellow who tells the truth with
deliberate. sure-footed caution isn't
believed half so often as the man who
can lie with graceful volubility. -
Merchant TrdveLter.
There never was woman yet who
ever bought box OF berries from a
hawker without calling from tho
window, "Are they geodp" and there
never was hawker yet who answered,
mo. ~ Somerrit!e Journal
The BROOKLYN girl who Is alleged to
have four stomachs may iiad n rather
difficult to obtain a proposal. A W 70
who can eat for four is not what most
Of our manageable young men arc
seeking. -Nei0 Hdren NeUs.
MAY TO He'll.
Dear Bell: I'll write you a short letter
To say I'm wonderfully better;
How much that means you ought to know,
Who saw me Just one month ago
Thin, nervous, fretful, white as chalk,
Almost too weak to breath or talk;
Head throbbing, as II fit for breaking,
| A weary, ever present aching.
/ But now life seems different thing;
( / feel as glad as bird on wing
/ say, and fear no contradiction,
| That Pierce's FavOrite Prescription
Is grand Why. I'd have died without It'll
Ma thinks there's no mistake about Il.
It's driven all my ills away;
Just come and see! Yours ever. MAY.
How TO cut a person-Look daggers at
] him.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

suffered with fever, hot head and fom
breath,
With stomach disordcred-was sick unto
death.
| bore it week-surely l was Ounce
Then / took a few "Pellets"-they cured
me at once.
What a Ounce, indeed, To neglect such a
remedy and suffer week, when quick re-
lief could have been found in DR.. Pierces
Pleasant Purgative Pellets.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

Q. D. DEMO Is o man we'll known in this com
munity, and was probably the worst wreck physi.
cally of any man this country ever saw. He was
expected he would recover. lie IL well, and it is
simply marvellous. FRANK L. SMITH,
Ex. Member State Legislature, Jackson. Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

No remedies known so highly endorsed by iu
home people in the treatment Of Rheu .,atisru
and all Blood diseases. Our Medical Pamphlet,
treating on rheumatism and all Blood and Female
Diseases, SER. free on application.
Rheumatic Syrup Company, Jackson, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
IRFLAMMkTORY RHEUMATISM.

My daughter Maud had infammatorY rheumatism.
Her limbs were badly swollen She was in terrible
agony. She has been taking Rheumatic Syrup and
using your Plasters. which has broken it up. The
Syrup corrected her indigestion clvansod the rheu-
matte poison from her blood, and she is able TO
be around the house. We consider Ilibbards
Rheumatic Syrup and Plasters remedies Of great
merit. RKv. J. RODENTS,
Pastor First NJ. z. Church, Fremont, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
A sensible Man

Would use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs. 1t is curing more cases OF
Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Group,
and all Threat and Lung Troubles, than any
other medicine. The proprietor has author
lied any druggist TO give you sample bot
this great remedy. Large Bottles SOC and
Il
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

Definition OF a Notwithstanding for
one, enough for two, nothing for three"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

Las, winter and spring was a terrible sufferer
from rheumatism in my left shoulder and arm snf-
fering the most excruciating pain. Two bottles Of
Hibbards Rheumatic Syrup cured me. can with
confidence recommend Il to all who are suffering
with rheumatic difficulty REv. JANIS BERRY,
Morley, Mich
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

If you have catarrh, use the surest rem.
edy-Dr. Sage's.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
Drunkenne.s Growing Less.

When the girl baby appears in house
hold there is generally family cry-sis.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF HERBS.
A General Blood Purifier.

~ Eoslvely Cues Liver and Kidney Com
Rheumatism, scrofuIa, Dropsy,
bInousness, Malaria, Diabetes, and ali Diseases
Arising from Impure Blood.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

tits a notorious fact that the great ten.
dency among the people to stimulate is hav.
ing reaction. Lately an article called
markets, which is sold in all the drug stores,
hotels and drinking saloons in the country
that gives all the nerves require of stimu-
liant, without reaction or harm, and old
drinkers like it better. 1t is taken by all
classes of the people, from the clergyman to
the tramp, for its remarkable harmless sup
port of the nerYOnS aXatam
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
2H EU NJ ATS wi

I was cut in the wrist by a broken bottle fror,
which suffered extreme pain. l called doctor,
who pronounced it sciatc rheumatism. My right
side became paralyzed, leg and arm badly withered,
and my joints stiff that there was but little
action in them. About six weeks ago / began
taking billiards. Rheumatic Syrup with marvellous
results. Since then have ef of the use OF clutches
entirely, and only a cane, and for the past few
days often forget il and walk without any aid. To
say that il has greatly benefited me but poorly ex-
presses my ideao your Rheumatic Syrup.
G. ID. DENfo,
Dealer in General Groceries,
Jackson, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

The undertakers' business is being run
into the ground.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

1t would seem to be the proper whey &c
close dairyman's meeting by a-churning.
IL afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Ieaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell II. 25c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

We call attention TO the advertisement
in this issue of Albion college. Send for the
"Year Book'; it is a very able and instruc
tive publication. The college is decidedly
progressive institution, and is doing work
of the highest order.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
FOR THE LADIES.

Ladies Will md this Perfect Remedy Female Troub
les such as Painful and Supp ssed Menstrunton Sick
ftehnhcne ana also for identifying the lexOn
Graduating Pmpes and Botches and other Skin Diseases
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
NOTICE OUR GUARANTEE,

Every one should have package their home nav
H-Agents Wanted In all Localities. gS-Ext, q
Inducements.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13

The broker who tries to keep Sin the
swim" has to water his stock to large
extent.
Coffee is going up and down so much in
the market IL has good grounds for being
riled.
The cannon is like a fashionable woman,
lnasmuch as it is accustomed to powder
and balls.
Single misfortunes seldom come alone.
and the greatest is generally accompanied
by still greater.
Daughter-Mamma, what is a man of
warl Mamma-It's a naval officer, of
course, YOU silly child,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-09-13
What N Ounce.

How TO cut a person-Look daggers AZ
him
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
LOST.

A grayish loather POCKET BOOK, between
Church Circle and Conduit street extended
containing small sum of money and some
valuable receipts. A liberal reward il left al
this Office,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
PRICE ONE CENT

without number. Is not this just tho mean
ing of the ten thousand talents of the parable
1--WE cannot answer him one Of a thousand"
8 The offenses of our fellow men against
ourselves are, in comparison, Insignificant.
Viewed in any other light, measured by any
other standard they may be very great. But
the parable sets the one over against tho
other; our 10000 talents, with our fellow
servants 100 pence. And that comparison
remains. And the practical operation OF this
truth is that because God has forgiven as
we ought also to forgive one another. 1t fol-
lows from this that tho power lead
ing to forgiveness is not one of tn
forces of our nature. 1t is not native ami
ability of temper. - is simply and alono
the sense of Gods pardoning love 20 us, flow
ing out in forgiveness TO others, AS neces-
sity, therefore, where the sense of that love
is absent, that forgiveness cannot appear.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
SHORT-HAND.

limited number of PUPILS will be given
lessons in Shorthand by j. DUFFY. For
terms apply at l06 King George street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
Catching the PuDdo Fancy.

have an acquaip1ance who earns
;nrsnti1a new :, sFices of all kinds likely
to catch the eapricious public fancy. He
has inverted toys, bats, advertisements,
inls-pens, pencils and know not what
e1ge. and is now concentrating his energies
upon a novelty in stationery The de-
lnand for new styles and shapes in fancy
stationery is constant. Any oddity, how
ever eccentric in color, size or form that
it may be, is certain to go. What he pro-
poses is to presentably put upon the
market black paper and envelopes, to be
written on with white ink. lie has per.
fected his device, he AYERS, and expects to
reap a handsome fortune by it. For per-
sons in very deep mourning, especially
those who have lost wealthy relatives
who have remembered them in their wills,
It should certainly possess unusual
attractions. As we have had every other
color in stationery but black, nothing
viii, / suppose, remain after il but for him
to invent some substitute for paper to
write m.-Trumble In New York News.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
FOR SALE,
FOR r. m T

A fine young Alderney COW. Apply TO DR..
E. p. Duvall. State Librarian. 2-I5Iw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
ANNAPoLIs. Md. SATURDAY. EvENING FEBUARY Is 1855


We will insert in this column advertise.
ments of Wants, For Rent, For Sale, Lost,
EOund, &C., not exceeding four lines. ONE
WEEK. or less. for rs Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
FOR SALE

A handsome evening or dinner DRESS. Cby a
lady in mourningl only worn once, heavily
trimmed with point applique lace and cut
steel. Price $50. Apply at 97 Hanover street.
opposite Naval Academy. 2-4w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
U WANT /
of Course U want-what:Don,t:U Wan

OF Course U Want-what:Don't:Ul Want ?
U want TO rent house.
u want a situation,
u want a servant
want to sell something,
u want to buy horse
u want to find something lost
u want to rent room,
u want a housekeeper,
want bookkeeper
want the people to know you have the
cheapest goods in town.
want to know how to have your want
gratified. and we'll tell YOU
Advertise in THE CAPITAL want column and
supplied.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18
FOR SALE.

The stock and fixures OF first-cass GRO
Gerry and PROVISION STORE, doing a cash
business Best location in the city. Low rent,
Will sell cheap for cash III sold at once. Apply
at the Capital" Office I-3lff
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-02-18

A three-story BRICK HOUSE. on Hanover
street. with all conveniences, such as hot and
cold water. bath room. &c. Formerly occu-
pied by Prof. Fay. Apply at Capital Office
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1888-05-19
Easy to Make Sermons.

The following incident is related of the
venerable and eminent DIR. Nesbit, formerly
President of Dickinson College, Carlisle,
Pa.
alt amazes me that ministers don't write
better sermons; am sick of the dull, prosy
affairs, said a lady in the presence of DIR.
Nesbit.
"But it is no easy matter, my good
woman, to write good sermons" suggested
the Doctor.
eyes" rejoined the lady, "but you are
so long about it. could write one in half
the time if only had the text
"Oh, if a text is all you want" said DIR.
Nesbit, II will furnish that. Take this
one from Solomon 1T is better to dwell
in corner of house-top than in wide
house with bawling woman
"Do you mean me, sir?" inquired the
lady, quickly.
'Oh, my good woman" was the re-
Spouse; "you will never make sermonizer;
you are too soon in your applications.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1888-05-19

A newly elected justice of the peace,
who had been used to drawing up deeds
and wills and little else, was called up to
marry couple in haste Removing his
hat, he remarked
"Hats off in the presence of the court. I"
All being uncovered, he proceeded; "Hold
up yer right hand. You, John Mankin,
do you solemnly swear to the best of your
knowledge an belief, that yer take this
woman to have and to hold for yerself, yer
heirs, execyrters, administrators, and as
signs, for yer and thir use forever ?"
81 dc" answered the groom promptly.
"You, Alice Evans, take this yer man
for yer husband, ter have and ter hold for
ever; an you do solemnly swear that yer
lawfully seized in fee simple an free from
all encumbrance, an have good right to
sell, bargain an convey to said grantee,
yerself, yer heirs, administrators, and as
signs?'
'I-I do" said the bride doubtfully.
"Well, that 'er's worth dollar an fifty
cents"
care we married?" asked the bride.
ayes. Know all men by these presents
that I, being in good health, and of sound
mind and disposition, in consideration of a
dollar an fifty cents to me in hand well an
truly paid, the receipt whereof is hereby
acknowledged, do, an by these presents,
have declared you man an wife durin'
good behavior, an until otherwise ordered
by the court.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1888-05-19
His Account of the Victory.

A lad, narrating fight in which he had
been engaged, said: all tell you how it
was. You see, Bill and me went down to
the wharf to fish; and l felt in my pocket
and found my knife, and it was gone; and
1 said: Bill, you stole my knife; and he
said 1 was another; and | said l could whip
him if 1 was bigger'n him; and he said
he'd rock me to sleep; and | said he was
a bigger one; and l said for him to fork
over that knife, or I'd fix him for tomb
stone; and he said my grandfather was no
gentleman; and | said he dersn't take it up;
but he did; well, you never did; then got
up again and said he was too much afraid
to do it again; and he tried to, but he
didn't; and l grabbed him and throwed him
down on top of me like several bricks, and
1 tell you it beat all-and so did he; and
my little dog got behind Bill and bit him;
and Bill kicked at the dog, and the dog
ran, and I ran after the dog to fetch him
back, and l didn't catch him till 1 got
clear home; and I'll whip him more yet.
Is my eye very black ?"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1888-05-19

METAMoRpHosIs. - eWell, mamma,
isn't it funny how people turn into other
things?"
's.But people don t turn into other things,
my dear; those are only stories, you know
in Alice in Wonderland.
eyes; but, mamma, they do turn into
other things Little girls turn into man.
mas, and mammas turn into grandmas.
'srhat is true"
@Aud boys turn into papas, and papas
turn into grandpas. =
$50 they do
So it seems that there is such thing as
metamorphosis in this world, after all, if
one only looks at it from the right
point of yiewl Evidently we do not get
half the picturesque things out Of existence
that we might if we took the childlike view
Of things.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1888-05-19
An Anti-slang Society.

A large number of Chicago girls met one
evening last week for the purpose of form
ing @Ladies' Anti-Slang Society" The,
meeting was called to order, and Miss Sad
De Pork elected President. B>Gh zle
her seat she said in aklng
modulated voice:
Greatly, girls, I'm too badly ratified by
the honor conferred upon me to give you
much of my CUFF. It's the first time |
ever tumbled to anything of this sort, and
l hardly know just how to catch on. How
ever, I'll try to be sufficiently up to snuff
not to let any flies light on me while doing
the t-of-this-society act. I'm with
you in this move, and don't any of you
forget it. All over our land slang words
and phrases are multiplying like flies in
sorg zum time, and it is our duty to help
knock this crying evil as silly as possible.
Let our motto be Shoot the Slangist.' "