St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19

If THERE is special session of con-
gres5 called as soon as HARRISON takes
his seat, for the objects suggested, 1t
will probably be long and interesting.
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THE farmers in IVES ern Kansas are
reported in distress. owing to the re-
peated failure of crops. Relief can be
easily had from the abundance LII
Dakota.
THE New Jersey youth of sixteen
who lately eloped with a girl OF thIr-
teen NAV iii due time be able to con
tr butte something to the discussion OF
whether marriage is failure.
THE Boston namesake of the GLOBE
claims to have sold 4,23O copies of the
paper the day after tie election. Popu-
lar. favor seems to follow the name.
which is becoming numerous IN the
newspaper field.
IT'S conceded that continued excite
ment tends to shorten life. As a result
of the election Democratic longevity.
then, will be more pronounced. as there
Will be for four years freedom from
the agit tons of public life.
GENTLE ANNA DICKINSON is mad, and
wreaks her vocal detonations at the eX-
pense of the Republican committee that
iiitimated that she was paid to give her
tongue repose in the campaign. She
r. hasn't that SORT Of Il tongue.
AN ILLUSTRATE of the tact and
amiability Of The lady of the White house
is found in her prompt invitation to
Mrs. HARRISON to visit her at the man
sion this winter. She rarely fails to do
the right thing at the right time.
A PROMINENT Republ paper.
within the easy observation of Mr..
HARRISON. gives it out with emphasis
that the Indianapolis gentleman is to be
the most prominent and influential
member of the new administration. 1t
is probably intended to be heard in
Maine.
If Mr.. WATTERsoN did foresee the
disaster of the 9th year or more ago,
a good many people should be thankful
that they we've not endowed with such
prescience. What comfort would there
hive been in living in the face of the
doom lingering over twelve or fourteen
months?
If YOU chance to be out about mid
night any of these clear nights you will
be likely to witness a very fine celestial
display in the way of falling stars.
The earth is passing through the ''me-
teor ring" No internal eXhilarant is
needed for this exhibition.
JUSTICE is a pretty expensive COM
modify in the courts of this country.
but the computations of the cost of the
commission to investigate the charges
made against PARNELL by the London
Times reach the robust figures of SIS a
minute. There has rarely, if ever, been
a legal proceeding in this country to
equal that in eXnense.
II Is related as Il remarkable circum-
stance that a Chicago grocer who, by
ne slect, left a tub of butter outside the
door over night found it there the next
morning. That may afford credit
mark for the integrity of the commu-
nifty, but If it was the boarding house
lubricant it is surprising that it did not
prove strong enough to move away OF
itself.
IT HAS been remarked that the shin
ing of the sun upon the sides of the
WASHINGTON monument, which is the
tallest structure OF the kind in the
world, causes it to incliue alternately
to the west and east in morning and
evening. 1t is said that curious test
is to be made to determine the length of
the arc described by these daily move
ments. After the setting of the sun ii
returns to perpendicular position.
The Peoria Qll.) Democrat has lately
been sold out by the sheriff. 1t has for
over twenty years been operated by w.
T. D0wDAII. as a party organ, rather
than newspaper. DoWDALL is man
of considerable ability, has held post
Office aud other public patronage in a
Democratic city of 10000 people, and
yet has never got his paper on & paying
basis. The case seems to illustrate the
fact that the organ business is not sue.
cess in these times
y SORT Of newspaper bureau is being
organized in and ont of the -rritory to
boom eX-fiov. Pierce. for governor OF
Dakota, to succeed CnURi.H, under Hair
RtsoN. 1t is presumed tnat a Demo
cratic governor will not initiate the
course of the gentleman President
CLENELANr, fcl.Ed boiling position
and, after eon;.nLi,'E a Couple Of years
goout and demon. 90 10 atmi. .istrati1l
that retained ia. q STATEHOOD is tC
.il,uc In the eat y tLu.i,rS Ut the IL Ar