The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-08-30

immigrant seems to think this great
country to make money in.-Puck.
Unmarried lady-It must be a great
thing when husband and wife are of
one mind. Married lady-That de-
ponds on whose mind it is.-Ie1aS
Sitljngs.
Il notice YOU never try to shine in
conversation, Bromley" ''Well, no.
Fact is, Darringer, it keeps me busy
trying to conceal my ignorance. -
Time.
People who keep summer boarding
houses are beginning to wonder by
this whether city people really eat
that way all year round. n--Somercit5e
Journal.
What's that? 4 woman can't keep
a secret? Just try to find out the age
of one of the dear creatures and let us
know how you come out.-B2Sr{iRgt0n
Free Press.
Alberto-O, darling, | love you; list
en- to my prayer. Elsie-Your chances
are better if you'll 90 to the piano and
sing the latest song. | hate preaching.
Detroit Free Press.
$50 this is Castle Garden?" We're his
first words as he landed. The second
were: well suppose the next thing
in order is to blow up the police!"-
Detroit Free Press.
Ethel-Papa says the money market
is unsteady. Edith-Why, Uncle
George said this evening that money
was tight Ethcl-Well, that's what
makes it unsteady.-Bwrdette.
See here, Brown, you took that UNI
brelIa from my Office and | want it,
Il know | did, but this umbrella be-
longs to Smith" ''What if it does? |
stole it first. n-NetO York. SIN.
Mrs. Parshley Gas the boat pitches a
trifle) How delightful this little swell
is, Mr.. Parshley? Young Brockelsby
(complacently)-I always try to be
entertaining, Mrs. Parshley.-J1tdge.
A fashion writer tells us that puffs
are quite the proper thing in female
attire this season. 1t is. noticed that
actresses continue to come to news
papers foI diem as heretofore.-B0Ston
Post.
She tat Manhattan Beach)-What is
that the orchestra is playing, Mr..
Sampson? -Mendelssohn's Wed
ding March" She-O, is it? | have
so often longed to hear it.-Nca0 York.
Sun.
An Atchison lady was asked what
she thought would be the first thing
women would do if they had the MAX
ing OF the laws. Limit the number
of lodge meetings" was the reply
-Atchis0n (has.) Chcn3pi0n.
PA what's an anomaly?" asked
Bobby, looking up from his book
That the American eagle is baldhead-
ed, yet there are no flies on him." re-
piled pa, viciously slapping his shining
Pate.--Bingha1at0n Republican.
Now, john" said his wife as she
was about starting for the country,
"be CAREFUL about drinking ice-water.
Maria he responded reassuringly
but unthinkingly. Il won't drink a
drop of water while you're gone."-
Epoch.
Mrs. Smith engaging servanD-
Can you write? Servant-Yes,m ma am.
Mrs. Smith-Well. here is a card;
write my name on it. Servant writes
Mrs. a. B. Smythe.') Mrs. Smith
Cooking at iD-You are engaged
Time.
The watering place letter that has a
receipted hotel bill written into its
body for publication is somewhat sick
ening, anu cannot be regarded as relia-
bic when speaking of rooms and board
in glowing terms.-Ne1C orleans Plea
y1tRe.
He was rescuing her from the bill
lowy waves, but it looked as if they
might never see Boston again. Hold
on tight" Don't say hold on tight"
gurgled the girl, with her mouth full
OF Atlantic Ocean; 'say hold on tight
ly.n-UtjcG Observer.
A city young man, who, while sum-
mering week in the country, fell in
love with pretty dairy-maid, propos-
ed, and was rejected, told his friends
when he returned home that he got
only one milk shake" while he was
away.-NoyTiSt01Cn Herald.
At the seaside: Dorothv-But, Her
man, can't answer YOU now. II
give me time to think before | reply.
Herman with rapturous paSsion)-
Certainly, my own angel. But don't
make it too long, because it costs me
So a day at this beastly hotel. Wash
iHgtoH Critic.
Wife Cat breakfast)-I took special
pains with the breakfast this morning.
John. Is everything all right? Hus-
baud-Well-er- er-the coffee is
little too hot. Wife, am glad of it
for your sake, dear. You wouldn't be
happy if you weren't little bit dissat-
isiied.-Neoc YORK. San.
Prospective son-in-law - Modern
custom justifieS me in asking YOU how
much You are going to give Your
daughter in case we marry? Prospec-
tive father-in-law-Yes, aud modern
custom iustifies me in asking YOU how
many of your debts YOU expect to paw
with my money.-Teras SiJlingS.
Young Mr. Hooking Cat Cincinnati
Soiree musicaleJ Prof Beirstadt seems
to be at his best tonight. Miss Over
Uterine. Miss Overtherine-He is di-
vine, adorable, Mr.. Hocking-You are
fond of music? Miss Overtherine-
PaSSionately, Mr.. Hooking! Ihave sat
here in a perfect trance of dreamy en-
joyment until my sausageis quite cold.
Nee YORK. San
v omen are now wearing undressed