Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1888-09-06
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Eternal vigilance enalla
carry the same umbrella man -
boston Courier. " ioT Years Il
A great many politicians ..
uark horses from the sbados called
records. Puck. ''0eS OF theis2
He-Genius is mental di.. h
- how wen and healthy you mn Ds SlF
WI How " doth the little busy ~.
we'll II you meddle with b; S Oee' Il
you VIII be apt to find out bow AVN &c u U,
ana. Al actor may not know much ,bon II
Gravats' but his experience yrit, Ion
both railway and matin' .l ,'ss-
usually eXtensiye.-Lye.
Next to having a new bop,o.l u
a woman likes to have n ,.b,n "s,Sg
make fun Of some otherwomar,g I W.
gear S0nercjile Jyurnql '''D
1t is waste of time ia look t.3
ones own mistakes when thera IVA
much more fun in watching ba d
takes OF other people Hotel BAL Il
Would it be correct to dcscribo 49,.
~ ever girl YOU know as being iva "a Il
dreadful hurry because there a 6nsa Il
behind her?-Jo'Tnai Of Education
When a man finds that n. i os,,;,
to be too loquacious his Lest "a
Is to get married. He will notiea
improvement right away.-Somerr1
journal.
You may break, you may shotter tb
"yase" if you win, but the various WAN,
ofpronouncing it,according to locality
will cling around it stilL-Norrisg5a8
Herald.
Citizen stopping physician on tbaI
street)--Just a moment. Doe; only opa|
word. Physician-Well, make it sbort
old man; it's watermelon season. VAN
know. -NeO }ork Sun.
Bolton-Young Jones is generop,
with his cigars, isn't he? Wohop~
Yes (puff) but think he would (puall
be kinder TO his friends if he smoke5l
them himself. -Lite.
When a man learns to mind his own
business and leave the affairs of Others
alone he accomplishes a success a,
great rs falls to com. ON mornls.-I
Ndrtba'S Vineyard Heraid.
He making an evening calD-Shsu
| sing one more song, Miss Clara. bel
fore ! COP She-I should be delighted
Mr.. Sampson-er-if you think you|
have time.-Nct0 YORK. Sun.
That is rather an expensive uni
brella, Bromley" eyes, Darringer
1t is the kind other people appropn.
ate just what | thought Brom.
ley; whose is itPn-Detr0u Free Press
Poor Goldsou! am afraid ,he
poor fellow is losing his mind "By
Joye. You don't say sol" 'Why nv
dear boy, it is nearly 3 O'Clock, aud /
just saw him with his / o'clock suit
on!"-Lye.
Mrs IIolyoke (who has not asked
him, and does not want HIM I'm
sorry YOU can't stay TO tea with u.s.
Capt. WhiiTet equal to the occasionl r.
I'm awfully glad that I'm sorry I've
got to 90. N-Jadge.
Scientists are now inquiring how
long it takes to think. Well, when a
man has to think of some way to pay
a months board bill with only g. 10
his pocket to do ii with it takes him a
rood long while. -PUck
Miss Ethel (conidentially) "Doyoa
know, Clara, that had two offers q
marriage last week" Miss Clara (wih
enthusiaSm)-"O. am delighted
dear. Then the report is really true
that your uncle left you his money. =
LYe.
Every gentleman should have the
signature Of the Creator on the label
10 avoid confusion. There are So
many limitations nowadays that pee
pie WHO are not connoisscurs frequent
IL encounter the wrong artlcle.-LiH
c0ip J0ulUm.
De Sappy i tell You Featherington
you have the biggest head. Feather
ington Aw, De Sappy, you fatier me-
doncherlmoW. Dc Sappy Don't ln'
terrup. FealAerington; You have tue
biggest head on your cane Eve seen
this season. --Lge.
He 90 p. NJ, and the lamp tu'lel
low humorously)-"lt isn't al a
queer, is it, Edith, that one should hGy
electric kisses when he goes ',pa..,H
ingr' She-"Yes, queer indeed, NJ,
Standoif, whcu the lady's negative
positive n-Jtdge.
Customer TO druggist Gimme .
big dose of whisky and quinlne' W
got malaria. Druggist Sorry ~,
but were just out Of quinine. Cus'oilss.
Well, gimme the whisky withou. "'
quiniue then: I've got to 90 SONG
thing or I'll die.-AclC York sum-
"Ah. Clara. said a young surgeon
CATER hospital hours as he salS upG, IN,
his knees, would that ! could S"n
possession of your heart! "fou ~ N.
Mr.. Sawbones, replied Clara promp,s
but blushiugly; .and without sFin7 j"
ether either. ''-NeD York SIM
Nothing else is so calculated TO "I s.
on mans sympathies as the sight Oh OIL.
young mans painful effort at uI i-,,
Germ while he is scratching ms "g'
with the hand with which ne WyO.
have tipped his hat 70 q young l"''
She hadn't cut him dead.--J"ge'
Hoy much Of that $4,000 have ~
now, George You only g9t u y.