New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-14
THE TALK or The DAY.

Alderman George W. Elliott OF Rochester, has com.
piled edited manual" of that city and regis
ter" OF Monroe County The two form work OF go
pages containing large amount Of useful information
presented in attractive and convenient form; Thero
IS record Of the leading local events from the settle
ment Of Rochester in 1912 until the close of 1877;
sketch of the departments Of the city government and
of Monroe County; and tables Of statistics and facts
relating to every subject in which publicspirtef
Rocheserian may be supposed to be interested sev-
cral mans and number OF pictures of Rochester and
her surroundings increase the value Of the publication
II all Aldermen discharged all their duties as faithfully
and well as Alderman Elliott has prepared this year
book the general municipal millennium would be
good deal nearer than 1t Is.
The latest fad-I think fad IS what they call Its
TO have q lady's clerk in the house. You Know thas
It IS no uncommon thing for a lady 10 come 10 ms
Well, old chaps like me are not considered good
enough to walt on lady any more iehce me ia'lS
Wears collar that looks like the hind end of old
fashioned wagon cover has trousers that are cur on
lie has a sort Of late-lnthe-summe air about him
languid look. lie eats up dollars W hn OF
keeper In the buton-hole OF his coat. sup.
pose /; all right but never wanted TO De noW
MALI
The auditorium on the Ohio Centennial Exposition
grounds in Columbus IS hemisphercal In shape
The floor IS $50 feet in diameter and the highest pons
of the roof IS eighty-six feet from the ground.
A Western man is selling large quantities Of an ins
which he calls lovers ink" Its popularity Is that
the writing in which 1t IS used entirely disappears afcp
twelve hours.
Eight O'Clock a. m.-Mrs. Popinjay-whcre are you
AngcinaNOniy Just around the corner to match this
Mrs Popinjay~AIi right I'll tell Bridget not to
have supper until 7 o'clock burlington Free Press
"Thc Washington Critic says that the Republican
National Committee has found the Sine Quay Non Tor
the prosecution Of the campaign
"Gee Wilkins. y exclaimed young Bacon, as he hur.
redly Withdrew his hand from Miss Fuss anieathe;
Now know what they mean by saying that you havs
a wasp-liIe waist "-(Yonkers statesman
The deafmutes are nearly all enthusiastic for Hsr'
rison. For obvious reasons they won't do any sh&N
ing for him, but they viii do very effective work
THE AMERICAN MIKADo.
Behold your Chief Executive, you PROSTATE slaves,
give heed and list,
On ruling a second
And third term I've reckoned,
Protection won't be missed ....l
it is my very humane endeavor to make few States
XII legislation
Within this Nation,
And the Solid south boss the whole "
Refrain.
Ny object quito sublime
/ shall achieve in time
To make each Democrat sing the rhymo
OF the good old free-trade tune,
Tho good old e-trade tune,
When each poor labOrer worked for dimes
Worked twelve long hours for dime
I'm quite surprised that Oregon gainSt me at the stan
has gone
The Pacific Coast
I've treated the worst
No more could have done. -
quariercd there the full extent my Eastern Mugt
wump band;
This demonstration
OF Indignation
I can't therefore understand.
Refrain
Ny object quite sublime
| shall achieve in time
To make each Democrat sing the rhyme
Each Democrat sing the rhyme,
OF the good old free-trade tune.
The good old flee-trade tune,
When each poor lsbOIer worked for dime
Worked twelve long hours for a dime.
-(San Francisco Chronicles