The Delta independent., 1888-05-15

This mountainous, cone e-like protu-
berance which occupies most of the
upper portion of your head, is Self
Esteem. Remarkable, I do not re-
member in all my long experience
lingering such copious wen. Your
appreciation of Of yourself, sir,
amounts quite toto genius
did not know whether liked this
or not but as the young magenta
haired man was taking notes I said
nothing. The professor continued;
Your next prominent bump is this
superb bony tumor under my fingers.
1t signifies digestive power. Your ap-
petite, sir, must be re markable, and
probably few men in this city can equal
the rapidity, frequency and ease with
which you can digest. Now, let me
measure your head
He drew tape line around.
Twenty-Five inches!-re-mark-but
stayl have made an error and in
cluded one of your ears. All! here 1t
u eighteen and one-quarter. The
average is twenty-five. Remarkable.
The Activity of the brain is usually
my finger by well-defined lump. 1t
is entirely absent. Excitability is here
quite large-guite SO. Shun the
flowing bowl. You need bromides.
This spot is Paternal Love. You
take great delight in whalloping chill
dren. Friendship is likewise a depres-
sion.'
groaned in heart-rending manner
and the professor continued.
This hollow is usually occupied by
the organ of Inhabitativeness, or love
of home. You probably never had any.
You are capable of sudden migrations
without regret, especially to cities
north of the st. Lawrence river
4Combatitiveness is large. Nothing
pleases you SO much as brawl with a
consumptive or a person who is bed
ridden. Destructiveness is also well
developed. You never see safe or a
till without feeling inspired.
'Conjugality Is this excrescence
You should live in Utah.
'Acquisitiveness is strongly marked
this egg shaped lump just above and
forward of your right ear. You would
acquire money easily, also portable ar
ticles of property when nobody hap
pened to be looking You probably
acquired the lock-step with brilliant
ease.'
He then inquired if I knew person
named 'knifey O'Keefe,' who he said
was 1ifer,' and seemed surprised
when 1 said haughtily that did not.
He continued;
.Secretiveness is large. You keep
your affairs from other people as much
as possible, partir ularly from the
police. You love to work in the dark,
generally gaining access by the kitchen
door and egress by the tire-escape.
Caution is strongly marked. Com
bincd with your combativeness it would
make you useful in leading an army in
retreat, II the army could stand the
strain and keep up.
There is large concavity here. In
most persons it is occupied by Benevo-
lence, Conscientiousness, Spirituality
and Veneration. You do not miss these
ingredients from your character, for
Ailimentiveness or the power Of abb
sorbing food, is abnormally large.
The organ of Firmness is this re-
markable wart. That's warts the
matter also with your ears. You will
observe the same development in several
of the lower ANIMALS, especially the
mule.
Here should be the organs ofreason =
Casually, Comparison, Eventually,
individuality, Ideality, I Ionstructiveness
and Sublimity. You will observe that
their entire area is occupied by this
deep valley Of Jehosaphat between Self
Esteem and Alimentiveness should
say that you arrive at most conclusions
by instinct. You will observe under
tie microscope that the head Of the
potato bug has similar conformation. '
Here the professor tip-toed softly over
busted off the slide, aimed the micro
scope at 1t and beckoned to me, but l
declined to 60. l then told him in Q
low, rasping voice that what he had
sjvos ty revealed had convinced me that
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