The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-12
BRIGHT BITa

MEDLEY Gin an agony Il admiral o1(-My
DARING you are the most superb. enchanting,
charming, lovely angel of a woman that ever
MSS crisp (breaking inl-Do you know, Mr..
Wedley. never knew before why they called
this part of the yacht the ''taffy -rail?"-Tine.
"OH, the Frenchman was very harshly
treated. They threw him off the balcony into
the street
They did? Well was he much hurt? Any
thing broken?"
Nothing but his English. "-Hdrper's Bazaar.
Mr.. De WASHER TO pretty barmaid at refresh
ment counter)-Aw miss, would you-aw-give
me-aw-one of those aw-dog biscuits?
Pretty Barmaid giving him oatmeal biscuit)
Here's the dogs biscuit. Take it on the mat
and eat it. COLLAPSE of De Masher. London
Fun.
JAGLEY and Bagley were passing the post
OFFICE as the iceman was depositing there large
quantity of ice.
Jagley-what do they want all that ice in the
post flee for?
Bagley-Why, to put the dead letters on
Judge
Il WOULDN'T CRY. little. boy said kind old
gentleman. consOlingly, you may be unhappy
for the moment, but it will soon pass away.
! You wouldn't expect me to cry, would you,
every time I'm a little unhappy
NO, sir, responded the fearful little lad,
you'd prob'ly go an get a drink. life.
THE PARTY OF FRzEDoM.-Repubican orator
Yes, gentlemen, the Republican party is the
party OF freedom. We gave the poor slaves of
the south their freedom; we have given them
equal rights; we have given them the free bal
lot, and now
Voice-We'1l give 'em free whisky-The Car
toon.
DISCOVERED A HUNo aIsT.-Farmer Patch-I
say Sammy, loOk in the barn and see if you can
tind the harness for this horse.
Little Sammy Patch bringing the collar and
S. d Hell find no trace of il, papa.
rapa's trying 10 get Sammy gagged in a
New Jersey newspaper office.-lOakerS States
man.
Nh. FREMONT Charming reception, Mrs.
Lofty.
Mrs. Lofty-Don't think much of it Lots of
ordinary people here. See that common look
ing woman over there, and what horrid dress
she has on.
tSuddeply discovers she is facing a mirror J.
Boston Beacon
ENAMoRED YoUTH-Ycur father treats me with
the most distinguished consideration. The
other night he called to me as l was leaving
and reminded me that was forgetting my UNI
brella.
Sweet Girl-Yes, papa was afraid you would
be coming back after it the next evening"
Philadelphia Record
MINISTER Ito grocer's boy)-Little boy by
thrift ana economy you may some day be able
TO embark in business for yourself, and you
must never forget that honesty is the best pol
icy.
Cirocer's boy tdubiously)-I don't know bout
that. sir. | heard the boss say that he made
$1,000 last year.-Ttnae.
at was a severe punishment" said the
father, self-reproachfully, but it answers the
purpose. II kept Johnny from running on the
street "
You did not cripple the boy, did your"
NO. had his mother cut his hair for him.
You ought to see the poor boy"
And the proud father wept bitterly.-Er-
change.
Miss SIMPBINs (who has tarried in the coun-
try, to Farmer Applecut)-O, do so adore the
autumn. What is it, wonder, that comes upol
one with such new, strange sensations in the
solemn early autumn, Mr.. Applecut:
Farmer Applecut-I hain't quite sure, Miss
Simpkins, but if it comes on yer arms. an
itches consid able, it's more'n likely it's the new
buckwhit pancakes-Nelo York Sun.
FIRST REPoRTER-rm just about dead. I've
had to fill about six columns day all summer
long.
Second Reporter-That's queer can never
get decent report into the paper never have
any room; have to boil everything down to the
smallest possible space. What line of work are
you ing
I'm the base ball man. What's your depart
ment:"
I'm on the religious racket. Philadelphia
Record.