The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-11-29
WISE AND OTHERWISE.



Pears Soap is an elegant toilet adjunct.
A counter irritant A woman who
prices everything and buys nothing.
"Ah" said the fly, as it crawled
around the bottle, 81 have passed
through the Matching age, the creeping
age, and now | am in the mucilage. -
then it stuck.
Under the laws of Iowa a passenger
who sticks his head out of car window
and has it Knocked off by switch bar is
guilty of misdemeanor, and can be sent
to Jail for three months.
An intelligent person when hurt will
at once procure bottle of Salvation Oil.
1t is the best thing to cure swellings,
burns, or wounds. All druggists sell it
at twenty-five cents a bottle
Next to having her young man come
to see her Thursday and Sunday even
ings, a girl likes best to stand on the
sidewalk and look at the engagement
rings shown in first-class jewelers.
window.
The poorest kind of poor man is a
poor lawyer. He is too proud to work,
and, believing that the world owes him
living, is shabby enough to want to
sue everybody in it for damages.
Customer Ito grocer)-"I want to get
a pound of old cheese. Grocer-"All
right, sir I'll send it around in five
minutes. "-Customer-"All right and
let it bring couple of crackers with it. "
ShIIOh's Catarrh Remedy.
Shilohs Catarrh Remedy, marvellous
cure for Catarrh, diphtheria, canker
mouth, and headache. With each bot
tie there is an ingenious nasal injector
for the more successful treatment oil
these complaints without extra charge
Price so cents. Sold by j. T. Shurtleff
Bennington.
Finks Cooking in the mirror) -
George, why didn't you remove this
grease spot from the lapel of my coat p
George-"Dat grease spot, sab
fought it was one o. dem campaign but
tons and | was tellin' 'Rasius dat il
was de purtiest one I'd seen yet"
Grocer "This brand of oatmeal
madame, is called the 1880, because il
takes only seven minutes and thirty sec
onds to cook it," Lady That's it.
have been using it, and | thought il was
called the $50 because it takes sever
hours and half to digest it,"
The Home Journal asks despairingly
when is a man too old marry ?" Annie
the awful silence following this query
it might be suggested that when man
can no longer match a sample of worst
ed, than he is too old for marriage"
u
Is it not worth the small price of Z;
cents to free yourself of every symptom
of these distressing complaints, if you
think so call at our store and get bot
tie of Shi'oh's Vitalizer. Every bottle
has printed guarantee on it, use &C
cordingly, and if it does you no good il
will cost you nothing Sold by John 7
Shurtletf, druggist,
An Austin teacher was instructing his
class in natural history. "To what class
of bird does the hawk belong P" he
asked. "To the birds of prey" was the
reply. And to what class do quails be
long ?" There was pause. The teach
er repeated the question where does
the quail belong ?' ION toast ~ yelled
out the hungry boy at the foot of the
class.
81 wish my wife would buy or sci
some OIL" said an Oil City man who
had tried in vain to make a good turn il
the market. "Why Pr asked a friend
Because | think she would hit it right
she's lucky" How do you know sh,
is ?" Because she once took chance
in a lottery and drew a fine prize.
What Pr Me" Tell her never t.
speculate"
A member ofone ofone of our Unitar
ian Churches writes "At the First Par
ish Sunday school, few Sundays ago
the teacher of an infant class, read tn,
account of the announcement of til,
birth of Christ to the sheperds, and, t.
test the memory, asked the pupils 'wht
first knew of the birth of Jesus On,
little fellow of seven years spoke up
His mother, cause they always tell thu
mothers first',n
CATARRH IN NEW ENGLAND.