The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-08-09
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

"A Nebraska tornado blew cows.
tail bald without injuripg the animal.
- Molasses Gap is the name of 9 sweet;
little hamlet in Paulding county, Ohio;
"A woman dentist in Philadelphia iss
reported to have practice of S1l.0ce q
year.
"A writer in the New York :SasfI
figures that a national campaign cests:
about $40, 100000.
"A double pointed nail for use initbe
invisible mailing of woodwork has been
invented by q woman.
- An armless boy in Middleton,
Conn.,, can play ball, peddle papers, drive
horse, and do other work Nth his toeas
There are 1900 pensioners aiow
on the rolls, and the government has
paid on that account nerly 81 ,0O0, 600 900
since the close of the war. ~
= The great furniture manufacturing
centre of the United States Il: at Grand
Rapids, Mich, where there are forty two
factories, employing 10000 men.
= In the ten years, since 1878 SS76
persons have been killed or laimed mr.
seriously hurt at crossings Of the Reading
railway in the city of Philadelphis:
> In Brooklyn the other day, Bernard
McGratb, when askd by the interpreter;
his excuse for beating woman, when
drunk, answered that he mistook her for
his wife.
"A fashion item says: Women sIls
over the land are calling for more sis,ck-l
ets." We don't believe it. Is stakss:a 8
woman about half an hour now to iiuds
one in her gown. sls; q
"A good deal is said from 'tine.ape5
time about the ability of young wisss sss
cook, but we hear but title abo1s the
ability Of the young husband to pIpyide'
something to cook. q
Mrs. Booth, of Washington county,
Tennessee, died recently in clog huussI..
She was born in ninety.eight years sg6:::
She had in all that time never been
further than FIVE miles from home.
Mrs. Erbe, an Ohio bride of six
weeks, wants divorce because her hue
band has failedto do all that he promised
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to do during his counting. The world.
would soon be without inhabitants on
that basis.
1t is announced that q prize fight;
will shortly take place at Buffalo n
between two young women. This caps
the climax. a more disgusting exbibis
ton of human depravity could hardly boz
imagined. sSisss
There are three American ladies
who are not obliged to skip over 70 thss
postofice for stamps every time ttsy
write a letter. Mrs. Polk. Mrs. Gar6sidS
and Mrs. Grant are the fortunate three
the Government having given them he
franking privilege. s.
John Robinson, the veteran shonI5
man, ia very i'll athis home in Cincinnati &
Still his mind remains clear and hiss
memory good. He says the cause Of hiss
disease is drinking all the bad whisky
that he had to drink in his early days
when there was great deal ofrough:ands
tumble fighting; ,;sss53 81
- Six hundred newsboys were washed e
scrubbed, secured, rinsed of; rolled up I'M
flannel and laid out in the sun to. .dsys the
other morning at q bathbouss on West
Madison street, Chicago. II required
14,O 900 gallons OF hot water, as much more;
Of cold, 1900 bottles of "shambooo and
], 200 towels to do the, work.
= The latest defaulter is q poor devil
of clerk in New York, who used 5000
of his employers money. OF conrse such
q modest thief never thought Of Canada. ].
and in fact, the amount of his ispeculationss
did not justify him in the trip. The
young man has faced the music and
owned up. He will go tothe penitentia;
ry as an example. sass:3
The trade in birds for woman's hats
was so enormous last year that 9 single;
London dealer admitted that he sold
100000 of small birds Of every kind ard
color. Atone auction in one week there
we're sold 5000 birds Of paradise, 5000
Impeyan pheasants, 100000 summing
BIRDS, and other birds from North and
South America, and 100000 feathered:
skins from India. s
- Edison has invented new dinner
clock which talks. Instead of striking:
the hour it speaks it. AT dinner times
voice issues from the clock and saysD Dinner.
time, also zone O'Clock, 2 Twoo o'clock, &
ETC., as the case may be. Another device:
which he is perfectiDg in connection with
the clock is that of a female face, which
he purposes to set in the face of the;
clock. The lips Of the figure will move
at the hour, the head will bow and the;
6cticious lady will cay, = Good evening
ladies and gentleman, tits bedtime. Z 3
= Cubbage Williams and gseralj
others cut bee tree near Troupyille Ga.
The hollow, which Was tolerably large,
was found to be filed with honey and
comb for a distance of fifteen feet. Alter
securing the honey, one of the boys cut
into the tree above the portion used BY
the bees, and found a rattlesnake three
feet long. AS there was no hole in the
tree except the one which contained the
honey, the suppositon is that the snake g
crawled up the hollow before the bees
began to hive, and the honey. comb bad
effectually blocked his exit.
"A Georgia woman, Who discovered
that her daughter was going to elope,
dressed herself in the latter's cloths, got
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