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Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
Personal

George Nash returned 80 Canton this
morning.
O. H. Stilwill, of Tyndali, was in
Yankton to-day.
j. g. Mead. of Sioux Falls. is a guest
at she Morrison,
j, r. Gamble returned from Plankin-
ton this afternoon.
J. III. Durell, city marshal of Mitchell,
spent last night in Yankton.
f. Sutera, of Columbia, Dakota, was q
guest at the Merchants last night.
Mrs. John Koran, of Sioux City, reach.
ed Yankton this forenoon for a visit.
NJ. Hanson, of the firm of Emory &
Hanson. Of Vermilliop, was in Yankton
to-day.
Tom Edwards and e. M. O'Brien went
to Lesteivilie to day to sell their blood
ed horses
T. 2. Unlisted returned to Chicago
this afternoon, leaving his wife to visit
in Yankton for a week.
Rev. 81. d. Wizard, of Mitchell, ar
rived at 4 p. N. to attend a meeting of
the board of trustees of Yankton college.
Rev. w. b. D. Gray, of Lake Henry
Dakota, territorial superintendent of
Congregational Sunday schools. is in
the city.
Frank Evans, of Sioux City, formerly
an engineer on the Milwaukee road and
now with the Northwestern, is visiting
in Yankton.
W. L. Darling, of the Manitoba sur.
veyi ing corps, come In last night from
Sioux Falls. He will make his inal
report on the survey on Friday of this
week,
Len O'Harrow, of Sioux City, was {
member of the Alert polo club, of Sioux
City, which club crossed sticks with {
Yankton club in che days OF the role,
rink craze, is in Yankton to-day,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
Ofdfnatlon on azount aIarty.

To day, the feast of st. Thomas OF Aqui-
mas, the Rev. Thomas Rabsteineck re-
ceiyed the sacred ordination of the dia-
conate. Rev. Rsbsteineck is well known
in the city of Yankton and during his
stay on Mount Msrtyshas come In al
most daily contact with many of on.
citizens, and surely secured for himself
many friends. These, therefore, will be
glad to hear that his elevation to the
priesthood by Rt. Rev. Bishop Marty
will take place in the morning Of March
the 18th in the Episcopal chapel of the
Sacred Heart on Mount Marty. The
following Sunday, March 18th, he pro.
poses to celebrate his first holy mass in
the Catholic church at Thor, Bon
Homme county, where his parents live.
All join in good wishes and prayers for
the welfare of the young levite.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
Best oranges 30 sents q dozen at
BAKER & ERsKINE's.
Notice.

Yankton, Dakota, March 9th, 1885
Notice is hereby given that the annual
meeting of the stockholders of the Yank.
ton fire insurance company for the cleo
tion Of directors will be held at the
office of the company on Tuesday
March goth, 1888, at. 3 O'Clock p. m
The transfer books of the company viii
be closed on Saturday, March 10th, a
4 p. M, and remain closed until Sat
urday. March Oath, at 8 o'clock o. m
d. W. @. TANNER, Sec'y.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

For the finest smoked paeats,
including hams, bacon, shout
de,s, cured OF home and in the
best style, cali at the Broadway
meat market. Also The finest
fresh meats and fowls, and lard
in cans, pals and bulk.
STIRR 6 FERDINAND
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Paiacine Oil Dr. Palace Light.
The Purest aad b sst Illuminating oil
made. Safe. reliable, does not smoke.
Try it. CARNEY, the grocer,
Sole Agent.
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a Dakota Nom,natten.

Washington, March 1.-THE presiden,
sent among other nominations that o.
James M. Corbett, OF Dakota, to be
register OF the land office as Grand
Forks. D. r., to the senate to-day.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Join the short hand class in the Gpm-
mercial college at once. The :natruc-
tions are thorough and complete; She
system is Tbs best; the teasher is pIac.
tical,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Between Morrison house and post
office n dark brown note book. Finder
will leave at Morrison house.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
Farm to Rent.

A dne 100 acre farm neal the city with
n hundred acres under plough, tc
rent. il applied for soon.
WILLIAM P. DEWEY.
Fer. 23d 1888.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

The best is the cheapest. Sweet Mssnia
and Fancy Riverside Oranges and
Bananas at. CARNRY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Live Pigeons Wanted-p-rsies
having live pigeons for sale please adj
dress Louis Seller, Sioux City, lowe.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
The Mutuel Lite I-psuranoe Oomnan

The Mutual Life Insurance Company
of New York is the greatest life company
in the world. Moreover, in every point
of excellence in which each particular
competitor takes pride, the Mutual
shows q satisfactory average. No COM
pany Can exhibit q .steadier average OF
dividends paid TO poitcy.holders for a
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Try Gross and B~lackwell's Orange
Marmalade and preserved Pine Apples,
Green Cages, Strawberries and Raap-
berries at CARNEY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

THAT HACKING COUGH can be so
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We
guarantee 1t. Sold by r. NJ. Ward, drug
gist.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

An excellent and elegant line Of furni-
ture, picture frames and Carpets at
SANBoRN & SONS.
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Notice.,

Notice.
The annual meeting of Phil Kearney
memorial association will be held q.
Phil Kearney Memorial hall on the sec.
ond Monday of March 1888, at 7:30 p.
m. All members are requested TO be
present.
Yankton, Dakota, March I'd 1888.
D.. N. GROSS, Vice Commander.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
California Oranges twenty cents
a dozen at. PORTER'S.
The Boom,

Young men do you not think that if
VI are TO have a railroad boom, it would
be a good idea to prepare to fill some OF
the telegraph Offices? The telegrsphic
course at the commercial college is COM
plete.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

long series of years than this company,
and the rates OF premium charged the
insured have been kept at minimum fig.
ures. The Mutual Life issues q liberal
poiicy and offers the public the kind OF
insurance that there is o demand for.
81. 8. GAMBLE Agent, Yankton,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

started, We eu;d OF the Yankkaa laos,s
Ihat they never DID any tAsiig by halves.
Already results es.ow that We we've justi-
had in the ststt ment, for neasly $500
has been received by correspondence,
besides numerous other contributions.
Let the good work go on and fill the
mails to Overlooking.
Sioux Cityisn in the usual ~hafsnaue
to the usual mob: 'Yankton isn't GO
ing to get any railroads, isn't going to
have q boom, isn't going TO amount to
anything, and its srtesiaa wells are OF
no account" These are fragments
brought in by travellers. What's the
the matter with those Sioux City
maniacs? They seem to be raving more
than in the days OF the sand hill route
to the Black Hills. II they are not de-.
cent enough to lie. other people thrive
they are not decent enough to thrive
themselves.
Among the ''pllms" which Yankton
can probably secure this year by effort is
the annua! encampment OF the Dakota
national guard. An encampment is
always beneficial to q town, and o great
majority of the members OF the citizen
soldiers want to come TO Yankton this
year.. Yankton will have but one i'm
portant opponent in the endeavor to Sc
cure the ~camp-Watertown, the resi-
denoe of Dol. Sheafe Nearly all of the
members of the governors staff would
favor Yankton and every company Of
the first regiment and perhaps half OF
the second regiment would prefer Yank-
tor. Let Yanktnn men attend to this.
The board of trade is in correspon-
dence With an eastern maa who started
for Yanston TO see about establishing
here q knitting factory, to be run by
artesian water power. He got as fer as
Sioux City and was there persuaded by
the people to turn back and abandon
the project. They told him the arreeian
power OF Yankton was a myth end that
Yankton was only q little village of
about four hundred people aud was not
worth visiting. This instance illustra-
ties the petty jealousy of the big baby
down the river. 1t is not an isolated
case either. Sioux City has beea doing
this kind of dirty work these many
years. There are to-day q great many
people in Yankton, residents, who testi-
fy that every possible argument was
used in Sioux City to prevent them from
coming here. We have been cognizant
OF these occurrences for a long time, bat
deemed them too despicsble to comment
upon. But the incident of the ''six-
teenth reason" changes the aspect of af-
fairs and it now seems to be Yanktop's
duty to defend itself against the CON-
spiraeies of its neighbor. The jobbere-
and retail dealers of Sioux City should
be %boycotted and not q dollar of Ysnk.
ton to money should 20 to them. The
time has gone by for afording aid and
comfort TO such malignant enemies.
Yankton, Dakota, March 9TH, 1855
Sealed proposals will be received at the
AIS, oIoaIrs, a(a - --t:I
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Tailors wanted-One frat GLASS coat
maker and one pants maker. The best
prices paid to good paen. Steady work.
Apply to Il. J. McEwEH,
Sioux Falls, Dakosa.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
Tintypes at WULPPs Gallery.
Lost,

IO,0OO-Diamond willow fence posts
for sale. Apply to j j. FELBER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Bananas, California oranges, cram
berries sud cocoanutsa ut
BAKER s. ERsKINE's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

Yankton, Dakota, March 18th, 1885
Sealed proposals will be received at the
oity clerks office until Monday, March
18th, 1888, at seven O'Clock .. M, for
furnishing iron shutters for the city hall.
The building committee reserve the
right to reject any or all bids. Specif-
cations can be seen at the city clerks
office. A. M, ENGLISH,
SupeY,n tendent.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07
IA &J "a T ID.

To all who are TUTORING from the erron nd
indlscretions OF youth, nervous weakness, etlrly
decay, losso OF manhood, &c., 1 Will send a recipe
hat viii cure you, FREE OF CHARGE. This great
remedy was discovered by a missionary In South
America. Send q self-addressed envelope to the
hEs. JOSEPH Il. INMAS. Station D, Mey Fork oltp
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-07

LANDS.
Town 93, Range 30.
2. 40 acres, sec. $. Good land ! ! miles from city limits.
8 80 acres, sec. 10. Good land; q miles from city limits,
5. 40 acres, sec. Ia. Good land 81 miles from city limits.
6. 100 acres, sec. 4. Good land / mile from city limits.
Town 81, Range "a.
z. 100 acres, secs. 1914. Good land SO acres improved.
8. so acres, sec. Is. Good Hay land.
8. $50 acres, sec. 80. Good Hay land.
Town 90, Range sc.
10. 4SO acres, secs. "a. Good Hay land.
1a.l6o acres, sec. q. Good Hay land.
10. 100 acres, sec. 20. Good Hay land.
IA. 100 acres, sec. 80. Good Hay land.
Town %. Range sc.
10. 100 acres, secs. liz. Good bottom farm 40 acres under cult
Is. 100 acres, sec. II. Good bottom.
II. 100 acres, secs. 1913. Good bottom.
Is. 100 acres, sec. Z. Good bottom.
y y. 1 1850 acres aorss Sec !. p aa sG0 dd bottom hntt,n,
u. ls acres, sec. 50. so acres under cultivation, good house
and barn. Grove of forest trees with plenty Of fruit.
%. 80 acres, sec. 90. Good land.
"a. 200 acres, sec. 1921. improved.
25. 100 acres sec. 80. Improved.
2s. FAC acres, secs. 1923. Improved.
Town os, Range 90.
q. 40 acres Sec. /.
%. 480 acres, secs. 81.
70. 200 acres, secs. 40 Improved.
80. 40 acres, sec. ii. Improved.
81. 40 acres, sec. IA, Improved.
". 40 acres, sec. II.
Town 90. Range "a.
SO. 800 acres, sec. 8.
81. l6o acres, sec. 8
So. 1850 acres, sec. 81. Improved.
80. 800 acres sec. s. Improved.
Town os, Range "a.
81. 80 acres, sec. "a. Improved.
Town. "a, Range So.
So g 20 acres sec. g.
40. $50 acres, sec. is.
A. 100 acres, secs: LIZ. Improved.
100 acres, sec. 10.
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Kennedy's biscuit at
BAKER & ERsKINE.
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Bulk Oysters at
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Read This!

Fer. 23d 1888.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-12-14
TO PLANTERS!

HAVING RECENTLY IMPROVED
- and strengthened our cons tru- 0on Of
2-Roller Mills as also the sIat feedi g meosan--
ism for same with very satisfactory -~rlts, We
are now prepared to contract for tnaf class Of
machinery at short notice. We have patterns on
hand for 40x66in., SSx66in.. S2x6sin-. Soxe0t T.,
SOx54in., 26z54in. sizes of rollers, steel shatsng
and steel gearing throughout with any desired
type OF engine, or they can be SriSeD from
engine in use on 3-Roll Mil, by compounding
the same, thereby economizing steam. Results
under EQUAL CONDITIONS guaranteed pSsuG-
PASSED by any OTTER construction O. systers o.
FEEDING. &-f
IN 8. wuLTANs
Agent Risdon Iron and Locomotive worka.
1856 1243-tf San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-12-14
BUILDERS OF STEAM MACHINERY

In all Its branches.
Steamboat, Steamship. Land Engines Boilers
High Pressure or Compound.
STEAM VESSELS Of all kinds buff complete,
with hulls OF wood, iron or composite. - sTif
ORDINARY ENGINES compounded when I'D
visable. ~
STEAM LAUNCHES, Barges and Steam Tugs coz
stfucted with reference to the trade in which
they are to be employed. Speed, tonnage and
draft OF water guaranteed. f.t :
SUGAR MILLS and Sugar Making Machinery
made after the most approved plans. Also ali
Boiler Iron Work connected herewith
WATER PIPE, of Boiler or Sheet Iron, OF any
size, made IN suitable lengths for connoedng
together, or Sheets rolled, punches and pS8ked
for shipment, ready TO be Etvstsd On tho
ground.
HYDRAULIC RIVETTNG, Boiler Work and Water
Pipes made by this estab lishmcnt, riveted by
hydraulic rivetiRg machinery, that quanty-of
work being far superi or to hand work.
SHIP WORK, Ship ard Steam Capstans Steam
winches, Air and Circulating Pumps, made
after the most approved plans.
SOLE Agents and manufacturers for the PGst6s
Coast OF the Home Safety Boiler,
PUMPLDirect Acting Pumps for irrigation or
city works purposes built with the celebrated
Devy Valve Motion, superior TO any Other
pump.
j. n. 5. Williams. .,.s..... -. AonoAuAu
Room No. 8, upstairs, spreckeIs' Block.
A-Sm Agent for the Hawn. Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-12-14
The Risdon
Iron and Locomotive Works,

Corner of Beal and Howard Streets
San Francisco. ..................C California
W II, pree16ent
B. g. MOORE. .supe r. intend snt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02

JIMMY" screamed an Arkansas
woman to a girl of 10, seated in fence
corner. with a rspt expression on her
innocent face.
"Whacher want?" replied the pen
Eive maiden.
"Whacher yer dom out thar?''
law. .jist a-Dlayin' ID the sand and
wstchin' q ant fight"
We'll, cayn't you find nothin' bet
tern n to do that on your weddin' day.
Now you march right in hyar an put
on your shoes and curl your hair. and
get into that new green and red kaliker
gouDd. And be mighty spry, too; it's
bad luck to delay weddin', and your
paw and the preacher end Jim ii be here
fore your fixed if you don't ay round.
And don't let me ketch you playin in
that sand pile With your weddin' buds
on or I'll whurp you even ifye air mar
Tied, so | will"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
METROPOLITAN WAYS.

NALT LAKE is fast becoming
metropolitan, it is said, and
~ there can be no doubt of the
truthfulness of the assertion. A me-
tropolis that was not metropolitan
would be queer indeed so would city
that possessed all the qualifications of
and expediencies of a 'metrolopus," as
Pat dubbs it, and failed to exhibit them
and no 10 cent. show either!
From the time when its future state
was prophesied by the existence of the
village, lonely in its isolation, and its
squad of pioneers, it has grown from
village to town and from town to city,
and when the happy position of chief
city by the lake has been attained
must its growth be stunted? Yes!
They may have been innocent these
ways, for infancy is innocence IN
abridged; but how impossible is it with
the ever changing scenes of mundane
life in this century of our Lord, to
avoid the ever-present shock to limo
cence that causes it to open wide its
eyes-both at once-and change to wise
and knowing ever after!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
Of all Things in the Worl d

a tonic is what nervous people require.
To impsrt strength into the nervous
organism is to insure it's tranquility,
provided causes of unhealthful excite
ment are avoided. A medical tonic that
like Hostetter's Stomach Bitters-com-
mards the unqualified sanction of the
healing profession, and which institutes
general reform in bilious, dyspeptic
and debilitated condition of the system,
is surely entitled to careful trial by
intelligent people, capable of forming
due estimate of a medicine, from en-
phatic and often recorded profession al
evidence in its behalf. Not only are the
nerves and stomach invigoratei by the
Bitters, but the system is also endowed
with unwonted power Of resistance to
influences in air, water or daily avoCa
ton subversive of health. Prominently
dangerous among the first named of
these is malaria, against which Hostel
ter's Stomach Bsiters afford compe-
tent safeguard. Rheumatism aud kid
my troubles are siaU prevented an
overcome bv it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
PHANTOM GODDESS, PLEASURE,

whom humanity sdores. She is, too,
nowhere to be bsheld in more epticing
mood o. to offer to her ardent deYotees
lovlier boons of enjoyment than right
here in the City of the Saints, which
Withal approaches, at least in inspira-
ton, to the Garden of the Gods. Why,
bless your heart, we have our regular
Sunday excursions to and from The
Lake, where golden music in the sir
comes ripping DER the waters as We
float upon the waves, and Oh how il
soothes that annoying and obtrusive
thing we find called conscience in Web
ster's unabridged, il those with whom
it came.
We may also point with pride to the
mushroom-lke increase of our livery
stables, and as consequence ENJOY the
wonderful sight of Salt Lake City Oh
wheels on Sunday everiugsl WbirT
Whirr How they ID" the drive tho, e
dry goods clerks who out OF tn cir Sl2
monthly salary manage to pay IS every
Sunday for that horse and buggy anG
the two hours company of their infatu-
ated. that as sequel they may live on
their friends during the week. Surely,
We are getting metropolitan with a ven
geance.
And have we not theatres. travelling
shows, circuses, dime museums, battles
of gettysburg, foot-pads, burglars, in
visible policemen, city councillors, tax
collectors, pesnut vendors, implacable
organ grinders, baseball enthusiasts,
hack drivers and the thousand and one
ornaments that go 10 make up a thriv-
ing, full-fedsed, high-fying metropo-
lis?
Who shall say that Salt Lake may not
be one day u!tra-metropolitan?
SWEET WILLIAM.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
Gen. Gresham Tells a StorT.

lone day." said the general, in a re-
cent interview with Eli Perkins, 81 me,
an old soldier who had been wounded il
his face, and when asked him in
what battle he had been injured, be
said: ,
But how could you get hit in tie
face at Shilohf" asked.
well. sir" he said, hall apoloeeti-
cslIv. latter l had run mile or two
cot careless and looked back"
This story reminds me OF how one Of
EIisworth's Fire Zousves killed his first
conf. derate. BE said that he marchec
Ont to the battle of Bull Run, and
about half way there ne met JohnDy
Reb in ambush.
What did you do then " l asked.
well. sir. 'he answered, Il drew Gal
nv revolver and he drew ont his boEie-
knife. and then I took the lead froiD
The start, and kept it clear into Vast
ingson City, and
Bnt how old yOlskill the MAE ~
- r44f i gtev-o ~ yCretF
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
THAT OLD SERPENT, THE DEVIL

said knowledge only came by expert
ence, and that in innocence, ignorance
was enthroned, and he winked when
he spoke! But sometimes his Satanic
majesty speaks the truth lift does tend
to his individual benefit or his imps Of
that ilk beneath, just las human beings
often lie when looking to their own ad-
vantage.
Because metropolitan, the young
ladies' of Salt Lake have
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02

"0NcE," SAD Lawrence Oliphant, 81
was in c u nisa mine, some hundreds
of feet down in the bowels of the earth
Crawling down ladder, and feeling
that the temperature was every moment
getting warmer, said to a miner, who
was accompany ing me. 1t is getting
very hot down here. How far DO you
think it is to the internal regions p"
i don know, exactly" he replied
'but if you let go you will be there IN
TWO minutes"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
Ill RoY-What,s the score =?

SMALL BoY-What's the score?
Gentleman, returning from the
,game)-Six to one.
small boy-Favor of Detroit2
Gentleman-Yes.
The small boys smiles, and the gentle
man smiles in sympathy. What is
there remarkable about that converse
ton? Oh, nothing, except that the con-
Yersation actually occurred, and the
small boy was a ragged street urchin
without cent to bless himself with
while the man was one Of Detroit's
naillionaires. The mutual smiles
showed that BASEBALL maketh the whole
world akin.-Detroit Free Press. For
further particulars, see Fred Scarf.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02
rE r. MS MODERATE

For catalogues address as above.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02

A CONSERVATIVE story is now going the
rounds to tn, effect that Mrs. Smith
and a Mrs. Green lived neighbors for
thirteen years before they discovered
they were sisters. The story would
possibly gain tu; little credence, were
it not for the fact that soon after they
became neighbors. Airs. Smith pro-
nounced Mrs. Green's new spring bon
net a ''perfect fright" and Mrs. Green
whipped q small boy OF Mrs. Smith S.
at the same time informing the youth
that he was "a nasty, mean thing, with
freckles and red-hair-iust like his
MI" This was the reason why they
never hung over the fence snd poured
their troubles into each others ears.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-02

"FATHER, THE papers say you Off
ciated at the wedding, clad in tn
traditional gar5 OF the clergy VIVA
does traditional nean?" Traditional
nv son." replied the poor minist, r, as
he looked at his cheap suit of black
with a sigh, "refers to things that have
been handed down"