New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
dinner was recently served IN Chicago hotel In
which thirty kinds Of game were served not In
Guiding draw poker and cutthroat euchrc


THE BOYS WE NEED.
Hcrs,, 10 the boy whose not afraid
To do his share of work;
Wbo never is by toll dismafed,
And never tries 10 shirk
The boy whose heart is brave to meo.
All lions in the way; 49,.
who's not discouraged by defeat,
But tries another day.
rbe boy who always means to DO
The very best he can
rho always keeps the right in view,
And aims TO be man.
euch boys as those will grow to be
The men whose hands will guido
The future of land and we
Shall speak their names with pride.
All honor to the boy who IS
A man at heart, say
Whose legend on his shield is this
fright always wins the day;
It IS noted that the man who asks "Is his cold
enough for your is being rapidly knocked oft by tho
man who asks " Have you read Robert Elsnere'l'
He Saw several-Ffrst Pittsburger-Been Oh a Texas
Second Pittsburger-Yes; Just got back:
First Pittsburger-pid you see any Of the numerous
train robbers geRorcd lately , fran ,csn Ss ss should
say did. There was peanut boy on ever. train'--'
CPttsburg Chronicle.
Two new kinds Of church entertainment ar coming
into vogue especially in -England-the "'omboia'
and the " kiakhta.'
OF the 700 600 inhabitants of Dakota, tist about;
700 900 are glad that Harrison Is elected They feel
that the political blizzard has ended for them.
EIoouencc of silence.-First Shoplifter-I must run
into the Fashion Restaurant and get dinner :
Second Shoplifter-Dinners there cost heap O.
They don't cost anything anywhere If ,yeu know
how to work it., l go right In, SIT do"tl pesae any
nv dinner 60 out little before he does, tell ne clerk
I'm in a hurry to finish shopping and that my hus-
Dearie me! Does 1T work.
But You don't talk to man you meet like that, do
&c Certainly not want folks to think are mar
philadelphia Record.
A number of English caricaursts tryinf TO mako
CHASTITY fun over the whitechapel murders another
evidence that there is good deal of latent hrbarsm
in the Anglo-Saxon race.
A circumstance not generally known is tha al mail
matter addressed to Sarah Polk, Lucretia r. Garfield
signature mark Is necessary 10 the free c;rragc OF
mall matter to either of the abovcnamed Icrsons.-
Boston Traveller.
pound of bread, which In Germany cost twenty
one pfennige, be had at few minutes journey
over the Swiss border for seventeen pfennige And or
course everybody within easy distance patrnizes tho
Swiss bakers carrying back only the exact mount OK
import allowed to pass duty free
A Redeeming Trait" There's one thing Ike about
that child of yours, Kdby' said Mr.: Madisn squeer
to the latest anecdote Of the infant phenomenon.
What's thatl' auered the pleased parsn' WA
Is 1t you like about him -
He amt twin.S-(Puck
An Indiana woman who had bcautifu head Of
hair sold it and with the proceeds at once invested
In complete set of switches and front Ileces.'
newsbOy who hOnored the gallery by his presence
at performance OF Coquelin and iladng at u: opera
House, and had rather weartsome time OF y, Was
accosted coming out Of the theatre by companion;
who asked him whether he liked the show Non ycu
come in q ceIriage."-tPhiIadelph!a Ledger
The late Ben: Pcrley Poore is said to have been
responsible for the origin Of tho ridiculous election bets
which are common.
Winnipeg, Manitoba, is rapidly becoming ms of the
most entcrprising cities of Canada
A Berlin scientist says salt is conducive to long
Syy but there are we w s 81 ya Syo are Il
can save them.-tBo Transcript
traveller tells the following story to illustrate tho
Insensblity of Maoris TO pain. "My ftsnd' he says.
had given Maori pair Of boots, but they were
too short for him. For some t!me he endeavored TO
force them on, but this impossible; so he seized
a small tonahawk (hatcheb and cut of his large toe
to the length Of his other toes, and then spilled some
juice of the haxpant e. Phormium tenax1 TO the cut
to stop the bleeding and pulled on the boot, which
was not removed until the toe healed. He pat on
the other boot after similar operation. haVo
known several instances which appear to provo thas
the Maors are less sensible 10 pain than Europeans
Days shopping Husband-More mneyi why.
my dear, gave you 800 this morning fr shcpp'ns
What did you get
Wfe-Oh, lots Of things. We were absolutely
suffering Os pair OF socks for %as y y ce %sse
perfectly lovely tie worth twice that II isf the rght
color, and don't suppose you will wear Il but 10
was such bargain. And then l got 80, two new
collars for quarter. and pair OF nice wlrm gloves
for ycu-only 80 cents, just think And q pair OK
socks for the baby, they were ~ and a dear it.s
neck,e for little Dick that was 81 90 aid q rattle
for the baby. that was 40 cents and swh cute,
cunning little hood for the little cherub. ony 81 and
winter cap for you, for stormy weather, iou know.
that was so cents aud that was all. except WHITES
wrap for me- that was Ss7.'-tPhiadeiphla Record.
what said France when she heard thai Bismarck
had been made a doctor OF divinity Why, OF
course she said something about divinity that shapes
our ends rough.
A book soon TO BIO published in New-Yors for pri-
vate circulation Is to contain catalogue OF the very
wealthy men OF the United States. As the standard
OF wealth is to be fixed az 81 100000 we shall have
TO hustle around pretty lively during the next four
weeks to make up the balance, TO secure OIL. name
place In tho beok-Norristown Herald