The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
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The silent man Is often worth listen
ing to.
Every dlty which is 5idden to wait,
returns with sew others.
The consciousness o. integrity gives
ease and freedom to the mind.
The point in question-An intsrro-
cation point.
Good credit in business is often better
than fat bank account.
Every lane has a turn. but many of
us get tired before we reach Ii.
He who loves to read and knows how
to reflect. has laid by a perpetual feast
for his cid age.
The best characters have q mixture
of Infirmities, and the worst have some
redeeming virtues.
1t lie a noble species of revenge TO
have the power OF severe retaliation and
not exercise 1t.
Gladstone was In Parliament at
twenty-five. and at at twenty-four was
Lord of the Treasury.
TheIe Is q tide in the affairs OF men
which, If not skillfully lodged at the
proper time, browns them.
With this years appropriation, the
nation will have paid fully 81. 600. O00.-
600 in pensions since the civil war
Cornelirs Vanderbilt's iDcome from
his capital is said to be a million dollars
a month, while than of William K. Is
not very far behind 1t.
"If there is anything do like" re-
marked Crimsonbeak, as he came out
OF the church, yawnipg, sit Is finished
DISCOURSE
The paper doors now coming into use
are claimed to possess the advantage
over wood. of neither shrinking. swell
ing. cracking nor warping.
Girl violinists are becoming numer-
GUS. Girls are always after beaux o.
one sort or another-at least in leaI
year.
The channel OF the Congo can b,
traced for q hundred miles out to sea al
a remarkable submarine valley having |,
depth of 1892 feet just at the riyer'i
mouth.
A man recently cut one OF his roost.
er's wings and then gracefully told hi
neighbor that the bird could not get in.
10 his garden on account Of the defec.
tive flew.
/ The size of Texas.-The area o
Texas is more than equal the area OF al
the New England States, New York
pennsYlvania. Ohio, Illinois, New Jer.
sey and Delaware combined.
Many a man who remains lat tn
office'' till late at night to balance hi
books, finds considerable difficulty il
balancing himself on his way home.
II man received three dollars pc
day, and saved every cent of it, on
thousand years would elapss before b.
could be master OF million.
you have a brother, then sir 2" "Yes
madam" Strange 1 just aske
your sister the same question, and sh
replied that she had two."
a religious weekly is discussing
"How to Sring young men into church.
TIE girls are better qualified to soly
that problem than bald-headed editors
During The past ten years no less tina
six species of North Americans bird
have become extinct, and it is claime'
that the English sparrow has been tn,
aincause Of thsir disappearance.
A maiden fel. overheard and her love
leaned over the side Of the boat. as sh
rose to the surface, and said, ''give ID
your hsnd.'' "Please ask papa" sh
replied and sank for the second time.
Bobby-Ms. did the doctor bring m
in the daytime or nighttime? Mothe
In the nighttime, Bobby. Bobby
Well, 1 guess that's the reason L don
remember anything about it; 1 mu:
have been asleep.
A conductor poked his head in th
door OF q car and called out the static
Sawyer" wherenpon a young ma
upon his wedding tour, who was abor
to kiss his bride, yelled back: ''I don
care # you cid sir, she's my wife.
Tramp (piteously) PLEASE help poe
cripple. Kind Old Gent (handiDg hill
some money)-Bless me, why, of course
How are you crippled, my poor fellow
Tramp (pocketing the money)-Finan
cially crippled, SIT.
An interesting work is abomt to
commenced in northern Egypt. 1t
proposed to reclaim faom the sea a
area OF land extending over 81 900 acre.
an6 for this purpose works and stear
pumps have been already established q
Abukir.
A particularly vigorous speaker at
woman's rights meeting waving be
long arms like the sails OF a windmill
asked: IF the women OF this countr
were to rise up in their thousands an
march to the polls 1 should like to kno'
what there is on this earth that woul
stop them? And in the momentar
silence which followed this peroraLio
still small voice remarked -
mouse :"
Neither or Nither.