The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1888-04-26
A RAcY BOOK.
SctntiliatIng with Sarcasm and
Brilliant Truth.

Brilliant Truth.
New York Letter.
Chap. l.. Has Malaria goes to Florida.
Chap. II. "Overworked;" goes to Eu.
Chap. Ill. HAS Rheumatism" goes to
Ems.
Chap. w. Has a row with his Doctor.
have read a deal of sarcasm in my
day but never read anything equal
to the sarcasm contained in the above
four chaptered book, written by some
anonymous. I suspect the experience
portrayed is personal one; the au-
thor lntimates as much on page 81.
Let me give you a synopsis:
"Malaria" as it states, lis the cloak
with which superficial physicians COW
er up a multitude OF ill feelings which
they do not understand, and do'not
much care to investigate. It is also
a cover for such diseases as they can
not cur When they advise their
patient to travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is prob
ably suffering from malaria. it is a
confession o~fignorance or durability"
"The patient goes abroad. The
change is a tonic and for a time he
feels better. Comes home. Tickle ap.
petite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irritable
ity, tired feelings, and general unfit.
ness for business are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks OF rheuma-
tism which fits about his body re-
CARELESS of all human feelings.
ut is muscular,-in his back. Ar
ticular,-in his joints. Infammatory,
my! how he fears it will fly to his
heart!
Nov off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to
get we'll; At the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his business!
BETTER for a few days. Returns.
After a while neuralgia transfxes him.
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu.
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his lett side; is fretful; very nervous
and irrit able; is pale and fabby; has
frequent chills and ~fevers; everything
about him seems to go wrong; be-
comes suspicious; musters up courage
and demands to know what is killing
him!
"Great heaven!" he cries, ''why have
you kept me sc long in ignorance?"
"Because,' said the doctor, II read
your tate fv0 years go. thought
best 70 keep yon ignorant of the
Hs disnissed his docsor, but too
latea His fortune had iii aozS5jS fees.
But him, what becomes 0f him? J
The other day a wei known Wall
Street banker said to me lit is really
astonishing how prevalent bright's
! disease is becoming. Two of my per.
sonal friends are nowdying OF it. But
it is not incurable | am certain, for
my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was I'M
possible. The case seems to me to be
a wonderful one" This gentleman
formerly represented hi. government
in a foreign country. He knows, ap-
preciates and declares the value of
that preparation, because his nephew,
who is a son of Danish Vice. onsul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers safe cure,
was begun. EYES," said his father, II
was very skeptical, but since taking
that remedy the boy is WE'LL"
I happen to know what it was that
cured the boy. for Genl. Christensen,
OF Drexel, Morgan & Co.'S, told me
that it was that wonderful remedy
Wapnor'o cofo or,ro3
Well, / suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than
by quoting the authors advice:
III, my friend, you have such al
experience as I have portrayed, do
not put your trust in physicians to
the exclusion of other remedial agen.
cies. They have no monopoly over
disease and l personally know that
many OF them would far prefer that
their patients should 60 to Heaven
direct from their powerless hands
than that they should be saved to
earth by the use OF any "unauthor.
lied MEANS"