The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-01-15
CHIPS.


CHIPS.
A philosopher is who solve all the
problems of life without lifting hand.
II the old price of coal will only return all
will be forgiven. and no questions asked
The baked potato must go. 1t is declared de-
cidedly vulgar to have butter appear on the din
ner table.
Because the paragraper makes game OF every
thing it doesn't follow that he lives exclusively
on quail and venison.
They have bird in Africa which has note
like a striking clock and is called the clock
bird 1t is probably species of cuckoo.
California has shipped East this year seven
train-ioads of rasins All. doubtless, raisins
why everyb body should move to California
s'TLe Campbes are Coming" is q tune
which NO considerable person win hereafter
whistle in the presence of Arbuckles coffee.
biographical notice of James Whitcomb
Riley, accompanied by portrait, viii appear
in the Book Buyer some time during 1888.
It is Indianapois's grandest boast that she has
not Browning club inside the corporation
The English branches are studied here exclu-
sively.
Honey is reported very scarce No wonders
there was such fearful lot of it spread around
and wasted in the Campbell Arbuckle CORE
spondence
1t is stated great fact that the King Of
Spain. only eighteen months old, is an absolute
monarch. Healthy boys of that age are always
absolute monarchs.
An appropriate philopena present from q
young man to his dulcinea would be the cook
book just issued by. Alexander Fillippini-Del.
monico's right hand man.
Men got their rights If they only wait long
enough. 1t is now the groom's turn to be kissed
by the minister Mrs. Colby of Bingham, Ill,
has been licensed to solemnize marriage.
Royal Fox Soc. DIR. Ralph Perry's young Afri-
can protege, has written from Liberia for three
thousand cartridges and three lead pencils He
is evidently getting ready to 60 into journalism
on civilized principles.
The government of Nova Scotia offers a re-
ward of $500 for the apprehension Of one Jasper
Preston, barber, who is supposed to be in this
country. He is doubtless wanted for man
slaughter, by the old method.
1t will gladden. great many hearts to learn
that the female fool is not peculiar to America
young
rested and fined in England for tagging around
with bouquets, after the Mexican cowboy show.
A wealthy Buffalo bachelor buys three seats
every time he goes to the theater for him.
self, one for his overcast and one for his hat
Out this way he would have to buy four-the
other one to keep out the woman with the big
hat
Pope Leo XIII is said to have received as
jubilee gifts an embarrassing number of ssdress-
ing gowns slippers, ETC." Women will be
women, and if the Pope is smart, he will turn
around and have bazaar TO dispose of the su-
per1uous articles.
Vive la Protection: Henry Irving imported
twenty-seven pounds of English plum pudding at
Christmas time and had to pay S.. 90 duties and
costs thereon. This year Mr.. Irwin will proba.
bly, write to his aunt for the recipe and have
the pudding made here
Puck thinks the Misunderstanding public should
find out that there is some difference between a
President and pump. Under some admins
trations. however, there isn't much difference
In race as to animation, the wooden pump
would always como out ahead.
When sea serpents and snake stories are un-
seasonable the enterprising newspaper man
does not necessarily retire from fctional pub
hcitv. Owensboro, KY, comes to the front with
a tale OF a bottle of milk which has hung four
teen years in a well, and is still sound and
sweet.
1t is a very short-sighted shepherd that falls
out with his flock in the dead of winter Sym
pathies are to be extended to a preacher in She
boygan, Wis, whose family ana effects re-
Gently set out in the street by mob of women,
and also to Syracuse, n. Y, pastor who was
locked out of church by his congregation Tor
reasons connected with Henry George.