The Red Cloud chief., 1888-07-06
BULLS.
Literary Gems Cnconscl0usly Produced b
The Intelligent Compositor.

Literary Gems Inconsistency Produced By
tho Intelligent C0npositor.
Anew brighton editor wrote q notice
about the Fort Wayne road. but it appeared
"Fish Wagon road"
New England paper told about "adrove
Of hogs floating down the Connecticut
river" instead OF "a drive Of logs"
An Atlantic editor discussed the political
situation in a comprehensive editorial and
headed it, "Lct Us Explore" He neglected
to read the proof, and it appeared under the
caption, "Let Us Explode"
A resident Of Worcester, Mass, tried to
advertise tor q fawn-colored bull-terrier
pup, which had strayed away from home,
and learned by the next days paper that it
was q '.~fire-alarin hcll-tower key" he had
lost.
A noted Chicago divine preached a scr
mon in which ne used the quotation: "And
he saw Abraham af:r off, and Lazarus in his
bosom" The printer set it: Sand he saw
Abral IN aflr OF. and q horses ears in BOs-
ton"
In a lecture g fremont Temple, Boston,
Rev. Joseph Cock asked his audience:
:. Was ST. Pau! q DGpe:" Inareport Of the
lecture Mr.. Cook was made to PROFOUND this
startling c%orundrum: WAS st. Paul .
Dude."
An Indiana paper found it necessary to
publish the following correction: "For
burglar meeting in the heading Of the ar
ticlc in our last issue relating to the proceed
ings ofthe town council, read regular meet
ing"
Whittier's Brewing Of Soma" figuredin
q Cincinnati paper as the burning OF Lau-
ra." and another paper Of that city, wishing
to bestow ia word of compliment" on o To-
Cal performance, managed to give publicity
to a "word of complaint
1t was q Boston newspaper which made
its dramatic critic say: Tho toast for
Irving, like the toast fo- Olives. must be cut
elevated" What the critic wrote was:
TIE taste for Ir:inc. Ike the taste for
olives, must be cultivated
y young clergyman in a Western town
sent a notice ID the !ocal paper that he
would deliver . sermon On THE Relation
of Ministers to Their Parishes" and he
was surprised tie neXt day 20 learn that
the composi;or had changed his subject to
"The Relations of Minister'S to Their Phari-
sees"
Not long ago Western Union telegraph
operator fourd the words ''oratcs fratercs''
in a special dispatch about the ''praying
brothers," 1t is 10: definitely known
whether the tefcrspher or the cOmpOsitor
attempted TO translate the words, but it is
certain ttcy appeared in Minneapolis pa
per as: "Oh, rats. father"
Not long ago a novel depicted q pretty
;wo-headei boy playing OH the green Sc
cure from hunters CT curiosities and agents
of Dune museums. Tnc aoy was not such q
natural phenomenon as he seemed. howev-
or. for a simple t~ranspositicn of two letters
had changed him from "a tow-headcd "
youpgster into one with duplicate heads.
to say: In the letter in last Fridays issue
2oout ticket speculation in Berlin, in speak
ing OF the S~chauspiel haus, or theater
proper. the co2y:st trlcd % write as tho au-
thor did, that it was devoted to 'no1,nu-
steal dramatic performances, but the types
made it 'noa-seEeical'"
An editorial note IN . recent issue Of Q
Pittsburgh religious weekly is as follows:
A couple of errors escaped the eye of the
proof-reader in an article under the head
ing: Isles of the Sea- in last weeks issue. !
In fourth line Of fourth paragraph it should
be needs and not deeds Near the close
Captain Gardner, for Captain Sardines.'"
The types usually make their errors
"nonscnsical," cs wa the case when a st.
Louis paper said: "Thc stay at indianapolis
proved q relief from the monetary which Is
inimitable on q t~hirty-horr cauticnary jour
ney." The writer wanted to say: THE
stay at Indianapolis proved . relief from
the monotony which il inevitable ON q thir-
ty-hour continuous journey"