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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1888-10-04
EYCTyRNYON RATES.

EXCURSION RAJ TIES.
The Burlington, Cedar Rapids 4 Northern
will sell excursion tickets as follows:
The boom is still on In the Northwest along
the line Of the B. e. r. & N. R'y, and that road
will sell Excursion Tickets at ONE FARE for
the round trip from all stations south of and in
GLIDING Cedar Rapids, to all stations on its Iowa
Falls Division, north OF and including Iowa Falls
The dates of sales are August q, September II
and u. and October 9 and g. 1885, Tickets good
for thirty days from date of sale.
For full Information call on any B. G. R. & N.
agent, or address j. E HANNEGAN,
G. T. & p. A..
Cedar r 9nidQ TOwa
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We dropped in the other day to COL
lect 4 little bill from from j. D. Humis-
ton and inquired how the season had
been for selling Mccormick machines.
He Uniformed us that lie had sold "A
binders, 80 mowers and 2 reapers.
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Col. Arson s. Wood will speak at
Worthington, Oct. IL, in the interest
of the Republican ticket.
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When Baby was sick, we gave her Cs.toria.
When she was Child, she cried for C.stori..
When sho became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castori,
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J.. NJ. LANCE has money to loan on
r. real I'D property in sums of 500 to
Isl ,OOO. 6tf
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The Democratic Committee has final.
ly completed the county ticket by put.
ting Dentist J. W. Crigler on for Pro-
bate Judge. and Court Commissioner
J. W. Abbott, of Ellsworth. for Sur
veyor and D. O'Hearn, for Coroner.
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DATES.

Dates
Centennial Exposition at Cincinnati,
Ohio. July 4 to Oct. q.
Sioux City Corn Palace, Sept. Ato
Oct. 6.
Mobiles County Fair
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New Fall and Winter Millinery at
Mrs. Bakers. Tourists suits in great
varieties. Great bargains in ostrich
tips in all shades and black.
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The Democratic Representative Con-
vention held at Fulda, on Monday,
nominated Thomas Johnson, of Ellis.
worth, for representative. This indi-
Gates that they are aiming at
strict party ticket, Mr.. johnson being
q Democrat.
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U. s. Land Office, Wo nington, Mum.
Sept. II. 1881.
Notice is hereby given tbs tn. following pa
med settler has flied notice OF his Intention to
make final proof in support his claim, and that
said proof Will be mate before the Register and
Receiver 1T Morthington, Mimi, on
Monday the 29th day Of Oct, 1888,
Viz: Ch,rl. lJ"ckha,ls:
Il. f. No. |. ,57'.
For the nell offs ec. ls-lO4-4l.
lie names az witnesses:
Bal aSar Har,unx. John r. Hens. Thomas
kllSey, John II. Weber. all Of Mob cS county,
Mimi.
CT. SHEPARD, Register.
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J. L. Lyons is up from Omaha visit.
ing friends. Joe is again able to walk
after nearly years tussle with bro
ken leg.
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Minnesota is reliably a Republican
state. There is no doubt of electing
our stale ticket, or of giving Harrison
and Morton our electoral vote. AS to
our majority, it will he at least 10000.
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The school in Summit Lake District
81, closed last Friday, on account
of lack of scholars. The teacher, Nellie
June Osborne, takes this way of ex-
pressing her appreciation to Mr.. E. w.
Pope for his kindness at the close of
school, and the interest lie took in her
welfare.
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The High School Rhetorical Exerci-
ses will take place tomorrow, the 5th,
at 3 p. M.
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Parties knowing themselves indebted
to me please call and settle, as Am GO
ing away, and must settle with all be-
fore leave. [8-2wl 5. MCLEAN
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For Sheriff.

EDITOR ADVANCE: Please announce nv name
aS candidate for reelection to the U1Iice of
Sheriff of Mobiles County. 8, s.
GILBERT ANDERSON.
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Prohibition Representative conven-
ton at Fulda Tomorrow.

Austin Hovey writes US to change
the address of his paper from Guilford,
Me-, to Worthington. He's coming
back home.
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Desirable young stock for sale. One
mile from Sioux Falls Junction.
5.2w D. II. & w. CLANCY.
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The ''killing" frost this year mater
allied last Thursday night, Sept. 9th.
There was another one Tuesday night,
Oct. 3.
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Subscribers to the ADVANCE are en-
titled to Il copy of DR.. Kendall's Horse
Book whenever they pay a years SUBJ
scriptiOn. Ask for it if you want it.
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MOBILES COUNTY MAPS.
A supply of new Mobiles County
Maps for sale at this office at 10 cents
each.
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Farmers who have flax to sell are in
high feather. They now drive into
town when buyers flock around them
and they sell their loads at auction. We
saw one load bid off yesterday at 1.224c
per bushel
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Horses for sale cheap for cash or on
time. N. A. CALL.
34W.
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Grass privilege for sale on the ne14 of sec. IS.
IN Elk Apply to &. H. Baker, Saunemin, Living
sCOn co., ILLINOIS. 6O-3W.
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NOTICE..

Furniture for sale. Inquire at the
A DVANCE office saw
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Regular meeting of the Woman's Re-
lief Crops, Saturday, p. NJ, at 8 O'Clock,
Oct. 9Th, full attendance desired.
MARIA L. DEAN. Pres.
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Gasoline stove for sale. Inquire at
office. SOFT.
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For Sale. A sound tive-ye old
mare. Inquire at the Advance Office
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Two good work horses for sale. In
quire of MRS. HENRY DAVIS.
3-3W,
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A SOUND LEGAL OPINION.

E. cambridge Munday Esq, County
Atty, Clay Co., Tex, says: ''Have
used Electric Bitters with most happy
results. My brother also was very low
with Malaria Fever and Jaundice, but
was cured by timely use of this medi-
cine. Am satisfied Electric Bitters
saved his life.''
Nj. D. l. Wilcockson, of Horse Cave
KY, adds q like testimony, saying: He
positively believes he would have died,
had it not been for Electric Bitters.
This great remedy will ward of, as
we'll as cure all Malaria Diseases, and
for all Kidney, Liver and Stomach,
Disorders stands unequaled. Price SOC
and 81. at &. w. Smiths. 6
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1888-10-04

Prof. Hobbs closes his report of the
Worthington Schools for September as
follows:
The number enrolled for September,
1887, was 257 In view of tie number
of cases Of absence, it may lie we'll to
Say that teachers cannot be held re-.
sponsib'e for advancement of those who
attend school irregularly. Parents of
pupils attending the ID Primary Miss
Lynch, teacher will do the teacher a
favor by seeing that their children H.
void being tar;lv
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House and lot for sale on monthly
payments. 6.t1 S. MCLEAN.
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E. s. Mills used to canvass the coun-
ty in ragged coat and boots. lie
now; rides in his own dandy. canopy
carrlag &c and calls on the graDgers to
come to him.
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Mr.. Parker, editor of the Geneva,
IN. " Courier, is in town visiting his
friend Banker DAYTON.
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Hon. Ignatius Donnelly, the ALI
ance and Labor candidate for Cover
nor, addressed the people at Il. A. r.
Hall on Monday evening last. The
hall was filled and Mr.. D. made most
excellent and instructive address, trac.
ing the steps by which legislation has
been secured IN the interest of the far
mers and workingmen and limiting the
grasp of the railroads and monopolists.
Mr.. D. can serve the people best in
the legislature. and we do not believe
he will be elected Governor.
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was used with the
greatest success during our epidemic Of
Bloody Flux. do not know of case
that was lost where this Remedy was
used. One of my friends, about six
miles from here, had a child that was
given up by the two doctors who at
tended it; lie then used Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
and the Child recovered. All who have
used it speak of it in the highest terms.
Wishing you abundant success for the
good you are doing, am. Very Truly
Yours,-P. E. LAVENDER, p. NJ,
Chestnut, Amherst, Co., Va.-Sold by
G. w. Smith.
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Wanted, at Roche Farm. from four
to six men. 7-tf O. H. ROCHE.
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M A SONIC.
MOBILES COUNTY OFFICERS.

MOBILES COUNTY OFFICERS.
AUD1roR-E. 8. Mills.
TKEAsUKER-R. W. MOberly.
REGISTER OF DEEDs-B F. johnson.
JUDGE OF PROBArE-E. L. Wemple.
CLERK OF CoUKT-F. A. Stevens.
SnERIFF-Gibert Anderson.
COURT COMMIsSIONER-I.P p. Durfee.
COUNTY ATTORNEY-L NJ. LANCE.
COUNTY SURvEYoR-W d. Smith.
CORONER-Dr. I. W. Warren.
COUNTY SUpERINTENDENT-A.C Campbell.
COMMISSIONERS.
First Dissrict-J. H. Denton, Graham Lakes
Second Districts. d. Bedford of.Dcwald,
Third District-O.S Melick, OF Adrian.
Fourth District-RichaId O'Hearn, Of Grand
Prairie.
Ftjth District-J. A. Town, of Worthington,
Chairman.
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rI y RsFoRx afEErxYe.

TARIFF RBFORN MEETLN0.
Hon. NJ s. Wilkinson. the Democra-
tic candidate for Congress from this dis
trict, and Hon. Lars NJ. Rand, Of Min
neapolis. will address the people of
Worthington on Friday evening, Oct.
5th, at Masonic Hall, on the subject of
Tariff Reform and the issues Of the
campaign.
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The school board has adopted plan
for the new building prepared by Archi-
tect 7. D. Allen. of Minneapolis. Also
the Rutan system of warming and ven-
tilating and the Smead dry closet sys-
tenn. The plans and specifications will
be completed by the middle of the
month.
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Car load of bale ties just received
and for sale 10y A. FORBES.
4-3W
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Gov. NcGill is reported a. SAVING

T. Il. Shepard, OF Moscow, Mich. is
visiting his brothers in this place.
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Worthington Markets.
FINAL PROOF NOTICES.
LAND OFFICE at WOrthingt0n, Min

LAND OFFICE at WOrthingtOn, Nlinn.,
OctODer /. 1888.
NOTICE Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention to
make fnat proof in support OF his claim, and
chat said proof will lie made before the y. 5.
Land Office at Worthington, Minn.. on
Saturday. Nov 10th, 1883.
Viz: Cyrenius Alley.
HOmpS,e ED Application, No. Il, :36,
For the nwH sec. 3O-lO3-4Q
He names the following witnesses to prove lis
continuous residence upon. and cultivation Of,
said land. Wig:
Robert klaSsig. Nm. Ward, VIM. Mclean,
r: +. Baker, OF Mobiles county, alinn.
T.. u. SuEPAND Register.
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Flax closed firm on the Wortlington
Board of Trade 10th street) last night
at 1.23.
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Gasoline and other stoves for sale.
Inquire at ADVANCE office. 7tf.
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Geo. G.. Dox, Of Bigelow, is canvass.
ing for flower firm and Offering our
people good chance to secure choice
flowers.
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There will be concert given by some
Of the Musical people of Worthington
to aid Miss Dean, the missionary to
Africa, to buy an organ for her work.
Mrs. Jackson, of Lemars, will sing and
also her youngest son. Great pains is
being taken in the selections and ar.
rangement of the program, and all will
be will paid for their attendance. The
concert will be given in the Congrega-
tional church on Tuesday evening, Oct.
9th, at 8 o'clock p. NJ. Price of admis-
sion Csc.
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Attorney Rohrer has been in St.
Paul during the week.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS,

3%1 w I'll 191e 1ko3910111%1 ~
TEA CHEERS EXAMINATION,
Notice Is hereby given, that a public examin-
ati"n Of teachers for the East end of Mobiles
County. viii be held at the School House in
WOrthingtOn, on
Saturday, October 9th, 1883,
Commencing at 8 O'clock a. M.
A. CAMPBELL,
County Superintendent.
Adrian, Minn., Sept q, 1883. CIV.
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Cabbage ! Cabbage! Cabbage

have 4 large stock Of cabbage which am
selling at from &C to SC per head. Will deliver In
WOrthington, Fulda, Heron Lake. Kinbrae.
Ayoca' slayton and Currte: Am also selling very
bage or onions by the barrel to any address.
Clint JOHN RUHNER Fnlda, MINI.
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j. Stanley Grimes has been featuring
at the Congregational church on Chris
tianity, Phrenology, Mesmerism, etc.
He is il powerful speaker and has had a
remarkable career. He claims to have
been the first to mesmerize Andrew
Jackson Davis, and received from
Horace Greeley an offer to join with
him in his first newspaper venture.
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INDEPENDENT PEOPLES CUNVEN-
TON.
A Peoples Independent Convention
will be held at the Court House in
Worthington, Friday, October, IL, 1883,
for the purpose of placing in nomina-
ton an Independent Peoples County
Ticket. No credentials will be required.
Any one in sympathy with the people
and this movement will be made vel
come.
nv 0pDrn m t,o~sH,vrrru
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Ballantyne.
Canada, Province of Ontario, | Be it known that
of felI ss3 bet%1e tori gay
Public. in and for said county of Perth, and Prov.
Mce OF 0ntarG: duly commssioned personally
e Wi'I mre p;er ~ Beaman John Mac4illaG
Palmer, known to me to be the same persons de-
crlbed in and who executed the within articles Of
that they executed the same as their free act and
deed for the uses and purposes therein set forth
lS this4 Sept, 1885, JonN IDlSGToS:
'' County ut i Of Cook {ss
/, Merritt W. Pinckney. a Notary Public in and
foc the said County of Cook, in the State afore
personally known to me to be the same person
whose name is subscribed to the foregoing In
stiYment. appeared before me this day in person
and acknowledged that he signed, sealed, and
delivered the said Instrument as his free and
voluntary act, for the uses and purposes therein
fSe IN ths release and waiver Of
g. Giyen under my hand and Notarial Seal. this
1srA1,] MERRITT w. S SdNGXf Fa5l;c,
Department Of State. )
hereby certify that the within Instrument
was Med for record in this Office on the 10th day
OF September, A. ID. 1888, at 10 O'Clock A. Nj,
and was duly recorded in Book.U' Of Incor.
pOr;tiOns Oh page 630.
II. MATTSON.
Secretary of State.
~ w. NoSies Co. G i Min. ss
hereby certify that the within Instrument
was filed III this Office for record on the sth day
OF September A. D. 1883, at O'Clock A. NJ, and
was duly recorded in Book ''B" Miscellaneous
Records. Oh pages 621 to 623.
B.F. JOHNSON.
5-4W Register of Deeds.
House and Lot for sale on Monthly
Payments.
48-tf. S. MCLEAN.
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A Democratic Representative Convention will
be held on
Monday. Oct. LIST, 1883,
in the school hall. in the village of Fulda, at l
O'Clock p. H., for the purpose Of putting in nom
tnatiOn candidate for Representative in the
State Legislature for the district composed OF
Mobiles and Murray. Each county is entitled to
one delegate at large and one for every 100 Votes
cast for A A. AmeS at the last general election.
J.. b. BENNETT, WILSON BORST,
Secretary. Chm. Dem. Rep. Com.
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6alnrtht111tn,1 Adua111e.
ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF TRAINS.

SIOUX CITY 4 ST. PAUL TINE CARD.
NO. PASSENGER.
Going West.
Leave St. Paul At. GOO p. m.
g WOrthingt0n, at lbs =. m.
Arrive 4. Sioux City, at 4.51 a. m.
NO. PASSENGER.
Leave St. Paul at 7:30aM
Arrive a. Worthingt0n at $3.50 m
Ar. At Sioux City at 7:25pm
0oiAg East.
NO. 2. PASSENGER.
Leave Sioux City at 1884 p. m
I" WOrthngtOn, at 2:1l i. m.
Arrive at st. Paul, at $3.50 q. m.
NO. PASSENGER.
Leave Sioux Cityat s:05 am
Arrive at WOrtIingtOn at 1884 am
Ar at St. Paul at 7:03pm
ACCOMMODATION.
Going East-I.eaves Worthingt0n at AS p. m.
Go e West-Leaves Worthington at 2:N pm
wORTHINGTON AND SIOUX FALLS r. r.
Going East
Leaves Mitchell 5:2Oa m.
Arrives at Warrington 1l:22 a. m.
Going West.
Leaves Worthington daily 400 pm.
Arrive q: Mitchell lO:M p. III.
ACCOMMODATION.
Sioux Falls Accom-. leaves 100 3. H.
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There was Republican meeting at
Brewster on Tuesday night last.
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The Beayer Greek Graphic has sus-
pended. r.. (.
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The Swedish mercantile store shipped
a car load of flax yesterday.
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A a IF IT. "

Worthington Lodge No IS meets every alter
nate Friday evening.
r. W. MOBERLY, Recorder.
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OFFICIAL PAPER.
The Worthington ADVANCE 10 the Oncial Pa
per0f
Mobiles County,
Village Of Worthington.
u. S. Land Office.
Parties desiring to keep posted in any public
matter relating to Mobiles county must have the
ADVANCE.

New Estey organ for sale at til is
office. Cheap for cash. 1T.
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W. W. HOBBS, Supt.
The number enrolled so far this year
is 275.
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The October weather begins to show
up between spells.
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G.. A. r..

G.. A. r..
StOidard Post No. 81 meets frst and third
SATURDAY evenings in each month, at u. A. K.
hall.
L. NJ LANCE, Commander.
X. B. PLoTTs, Adjutant.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-28
rhe season IN su.thrine.

We are in receipt Of the report Of the
commissioner of agriculture. bound in
green and containing beautiful map Of
the English sparrow.
One after another the great men are
dying out, and the question is daily
asked: WHO will be the next to go?"
We are taking quinine every day.
There are two things that try the pa
thence of a man: Waiting for the fellow
who has promised to return tho S5he bor-
rowed at tho church fair. and for freight
train TO move off the crossing.
An old enemy Of ours has recently
struck the lottery for $40. Ahi how the
wicked prosper in this world. while the
righteous 60 on playing 4-1l-44, and never
draw prizei But our reward is not here.
-Sm;thyille (Ga-) EewA
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-28
LOCAL NOTICES.
A Sound Legal Opinion.

E. Bainbridge Menday, esq, county at
torney, Clay county, Texas, says: ''Have
used Electric Bitters with most happy re-
suits. My brother was also very low with
malsriai fever and jaundice, but was cured
by thu t;saely use Of this medicine. Am
satisfied that Electric Ritters saved his
life"
Mr.. D. I. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave,
Kentucky, adds like testimony, saying:
He positively believes that he would have
died, had 1t not been for Electric Bitters.
This great remedy will ward off, IS well
as cure, all malaria diseases, and for all
kidney, liver aud stomach disorders stands
unequaIed. Price so cents and 81 at Chas.
Ludlow & Co.'s drug store.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-28
The New First Reader.

"Let US go upon the street car and take q
long ride. Do you see with what swiftness
they mover
81 do. The motion almost takes my breath
away"
You must hang on TO your hat or you will
lose it. Do you see the lady with the pink
strings to her bonnetF'
YES, 1 see her. She is very pale and
nervous Is she afraid that the car will run
of tho traclY"
mot exactly. She is worried about the
conductor
SIS he not good manF
"He is noble follow, with wife and ten
children to support, but she is afraid of his
eyesight. Do you see that coin in her
fingersF'
YES Ii is q silver quarter
''No, my son; it is lead quarter-cne she
has been trying TO get rid of fer a month.
Now he comes along and she hands it out
and smiles and sweetly exclaims. tickets,
pleaser"
And the conductorl'
He smiles sweetly but sadly
'Ands-
And returns it with the remar': that she
ought to have worked it of on circus day"
"And is she sorrowful?'
"Oh, no. She is as mad as q wet hen, and
she takes the number OF the car and will try
to bave the conductor bounced for inciyility
to passengers. Detroit Free Press.