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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Teacher-So you can't do a simple sum in
arithmetici Now, let me explain it to
you. Suppose eight of you have together
forty-eight apples, thirty-two peaches and
sixteen melons, what would each one of you
geti Cholera morbus,n replied Johnny
Rare Bits
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Two little twins, Louisa and Julia by
name, illustrate in their queer speeches the
hard work which children have in mastering
the parts of speech:
One day their mother missed Louisa, End
as Julia had just been out at neighbors,
she fancied that perhaps Louisa had been
with her.
julia she asked. "did Louisa go out with
your
mo, mamma said the little girl, ''she
didn't been; l saw she at the window when
was a wentin'!n-Youth's Companion.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

There was queer exhibition in the highest
law court in England few days ago. The
tables in front of the bench were covered
with women's bustles. A patent was in-
volved, and the various styles of bustles
we're examined with curious interest by the
ieslrnesi judges Chicago News
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Foreman-What was that disturbance on
the stairway minute agos
Editcr-Oh, that old bore of a Quinby
called on me and kicked him out.
''Good scheme Now you'll have to write
a column of stuff for me.
Heres an article you can use. 1t is
headed 'Politeness Pays '"-Nebraska State
.Innlrnnl
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

~ see that the proprietor of hotel in
Washington is worth $4,000, ,OOO," said a
banker TO friend.
'Well, that's not to be wondered at"
'Why so!'
.'Because he used to be porter in the
hol.se he now owns Hotel Mall
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21
Authentic Inf rmntion.

Lsodlady to attic floor. back, newspaper
kumoristl-Will you have another piece of
the liver, Mr. Burrf
Mr.. Burr-No more, thanks.
Landlady-Mr. Burr. / see so much in the
newspapers about chestnuts. Please tell me
what chestnut ISL
Mr.. Burr-A chestnut, Mrs. Hendricks, is
anything that has been repeated so often that
iy becomes aged or stale-or. liver for in
ssance-New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
COrns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
ly cures piles, or ne payment required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box For sale by Charles Ludlow & Co.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21
An Appropriate Motto.

Mr.. Mould lin book store)-I want you to
get me up an appropriate motto to hang in
my undertaking establishment.
Dealer-How would Honesty the best
policy" doc
Mr.. Mould-That's too much of chest
nut.
Dealer Ccontemplativelyl-H'm, how does
''Is life worth livingm strike youi
Mr.. Mould-Good, that's just the thing!-
New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21
Patience Exhausted.

Collector-This is the last time shall call
fer the amount of this bill.
Delinquent-Yess
Collector-Yes. The next time l shall
stasd out in the street and yell for it.-Life.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

''How much do you want for the dog in
cashi"
.'You can have him for nothing"
"Well rehectively), l guess don't need
him Nebraska State Journal.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Husband-What are you rugged out for
now!
Wife-rm going shopping and want to be
treated with respect.
''HuIlph! Go shopping in all that finery
and you will be charged three prices to-
every purchase
Il don't intend to buy anything today. 1
wear my old clothes when buy."-Omaha
World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Miss Foote Chicago y What are those
green things along the edge of the stagei
McQuillen-Why, those are footlights.
Miss Foote-Indeedi Amt they smallE
Philadelphia Call
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Stranger ito young Mr.. Darwinl-Will
you kindly tell me the time, sirl
Young Mr.. Darwin consulting his watch,
Waterbury)-Aw, just twelve, sir.
Stranger-Twelvei Why, that's hours too
fast
Young Mr. Darwin-Aw, London time, y
know, sir.-New York Sun
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Mother-I am surprised, dear, to see you
al the piano so soon after the death of your
dear Uncle James, and White Wings,
too!
Daughter-Yes, mamma, but I'm only
playing ON the black keys.-New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

The BARRIERS is strange profession. You
seldom see one that is not at the head
Yonkers Statesman.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

Mr. whitman's Nemesis Aroused at Last.
An exchange has printed poem latter
Walt Whitman 1t is time some one got
after Walt.-Pittsburg Chronicle
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

A letter with the following address has
Just been sent to the dead letter office:
Sylvester Brown, web faced scrub
To whom this letter wants to go,
Is choppng wood for his grub
In Silver City, Idaho.
New York Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

The recent discovery of an ink lake in Col
orado is considered timely in view of the
coming campaign. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21
DON'T ScOLD

a man for groaning when he has
Rheumatism or Neuralgia. The pain
is simply awful. No torture in the
ancient times was more painful than
these twin diseases. But-oughtn't
man to be blamed if, having Rheu-
matism or Neuralgia, he wont use
Ath-lo-pho-ros, when it has cured
thousands who have suffered in the
same way? 1t has cured hundreds
after physicians have pronounced
them incUrable.
THE skill Of five physicians could not
cure NE Of Rheumatism which had settled
in the hips neck and shoulders. So ointense
VS. the pain that sleep was almost impoe-
sible The first dose of Athlophoros gave
me relief and the third enabled me to sleep
for four and half hours without waking.
continued its use and am now we'll"
REV s. n TROYER, New Albany Ind.
RJ-Send cents for the beautiful colored pic
ture, Moorish Maiden"
THE ATHL 0PH0R0S co. ff2 Wall ST. HE
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

DTMPLES, black heads, red. rough. ehapped
1 Msand oily SIX n prevented by Cuticura
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

German carp at 25 cents a pound is pop
ular with New York eaters.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21
g. b. KNIGHT,
b. T. Ticket Agent,
d. B. MARTIN, Arcade Depot,
g. P. A. Sprfngheld. o

ERIE Railway
All trains run on Central tfme-S minutes
slower than city time.
TRAINS LEAVE GOING lAey.
No. 4. New York Limited, daily.......l0:3o .. n,
z Kent Accom-. daily. ..-..-..--- 3:2S D. m.
No. 5. N. Y. i Boston Ex., daily......-9:IS D. n.
TRAINS LEAVE GOING WEST.
No. 8. Gin. u ST. Louis Ex.. daily ESQ q N.
/. Cincinnati Express, daily..-..--l0:10a-m.
S. Gin. 4 st. Louis Ex., daily. 3:47 D. m,
No. hss through sieepers to st. Louis. No.
runs through to New York solid. No change
Of cars for any class Of passengers,
Free hack to trains to all points east Of, and
including north Lewisburg.
For tickets to all points and further infor.
nation, Gallon j. PHLRGRl,
Agent, 70 Arcade.
Telephone call no.
R. ii. S0ULE,
General Manager, Cleveland, o.
l.. p. FARMER,
General Passenger Agent, New York.
W. c. RlNEARS0N,
Asst. Gen. Pass. AIT. Cincinnati. o.
Indiana, Bloomington and w oseorn Rail.
way
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-04-21

No. IL has through sleepers to New York and
Boston without change.
No. Is the famous limited express, COM
posed entirely Of sleepers, east Of Cleveland
Through sleepers from Springfield. Makes
New York In 20H hours and Boston in 2lk
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

Life insurance. - tas nsasy . nsH
places IA Tia Jsnk for ths beGstt u his
dspsodsats altar 20 q dad. Ihs amount
d hts-insurEaee dnns. insrsfors, Indicates
rot cn.y Tie strength Of . healthy snosd
ssDtimsni,--tazt whieh prompts osnsso-
lsnes tO~ard friends and dspendznts. bat
it ladicalss u 4 csrtaia sxtsut The wealth
and prospsrity Of ths psOpis. - tbs de-
poails il savings banks dc. With these
iaets u v.ss ias .iAtissios o. tie his ia
sarznco business Of sns past year sre
peculiarly grasifylog Tie rev insur-
Anes wFitssn b. the standard ofgsniEa-
t.ous vili ran over sfOu.0o0,0o0, and the
smouzts disburssd io poAoy- holders. IL
asAih. sndowmsnt and dividend pay
ments, 70 m01s than S7O,OOO.OOO The
ioia! uunbsr of policies no. IA l0rcs is
a0oas 50, 100, covering insurance 10 tie
enormous sam OK lors than s. 100. .0Oo,-
n00 The payment Of this s2.OO0000oOO
aed upwards q guaranteed oy present
asssls, approEsd By shs various State ia
saIanes officials. amounting 70 s65O,0O0.-
Geo sat the esrtaiaty OF future intsres.
thersan.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02
SYMPTOMS or CArARRH.

Dull, heavy headache. obstruction of the
nasal passages, discharges falling from the
head into the throat, sometimes profuse,
wStery, and acrid. at others, thick. tenaci-
GUS, mucous. puruient. bloody aud putrid;
the eyes are weak, watery, and inflamsd;
there IS ringing in the ears, deafness, hack
ing or coughing 20 clear the throat. expec-
toration of offensive matter. together with
scsbs from ulcers; the voice is changed and
has a nasal twsng; the breath is offensive;
smell aud taste are impaired; there is q
sensatiop of dizziness. with mental depress-
ION. a hacking cough and general debility.
IL you have all. or any considerable number
Of these symptoms. you are suffering from
Nasal Catarrh. The more complicated your
disease has become. the greater the number
and diversity of symptoms. Thousands of
cases annually, without maniiesting half of
the above symptoms, result in consumption
snd end in the grave. No disease is so COM
mon, more deceptive and dangerous. or less
understood, or more unsuccessiully treated
by physicians. Five hundred dollars re-
ward ls offered by the man uiscturers of DR..
Sage's CataTrh Remedy. for a case OF catarrh
which they cannot cure. Remedy sold by
druggists at only so cents.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

TIE BosEd ef Trade he'd thsir regular
nsssllp< lsss sssElns.
" = Rsysoids. Of The VALLEY CITY Vas
IN TIE eiiy yesterday 90 6asirsss-
fhs nrsGnea are under obligations 10 Nat.
Wilsoa ioF tue bOxss of good cigars.
Af snd AEs. " 5. HoislFs slll slss . 20
esDl-aa - . aEmbsf VI Ihsss tfisacs this
evening.
f. o. Bsoes. of Grand Rapids vas in
tOsn yesterday and . Eslest ~ ths Washing
INK Hoisl.
Geo. II. Niles. Of shs Detroit fsits.ae. wsa
"a town Yesterday and . ssss. al the Com
merclal Hotel.
This evsslsg Mss Helen Blythe and
company appear 81 the opsrs house Ia
'OBly = Woman's Heart
The john b. Finch lodge, / o. O. T.. will
give social this evening AZ The home Of
Mrs. Tnos. b. Gregory on Sgrlax-s'.
q. T. kiGssoury mas been appointed
manager OF the Aekegon Electric Light
Works and Assaned' bis duties yesterday
nOrnlBg.
Yesterday Gao. II. Jacks was arrsixned
before Justice Miller, charged with lar
ceny of some chairs. q perfuniery set sns
lesslry box. The whole valued al $500.
hlch were taken from Geo. h. Maui some
time lsst August. lie was placed under
81 500 bonds 20 appear the next term OF
Circuit Court.
Dr. Geo c. Hsyens. of North Muskegon,
wss arrested by sheriff Nelson yesterday on
a espiss. seed out OF our Circuit Court by
stephen A housy, prominent nsrdwsrd
merchant OF the same place, upon cneTge
cf SANDER. The Doctor Is charged with
having accused Ar. Howey OF stealing coal
ircm his coal bin. The accusation, II one
was really made, is absurd. The Doctor says
that he will cspiss Mr.. Howey today for
malicious prosecution and false imprison-
meut
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

Tharp~nsa % he witness 70 an accident .
few davs ago. which gave an interesting sx-
bihitiou 81 two or three phases II human na-
ture. The car was 80 vel filed that several
women vers lsft standing. holding on By the
strap~. sppsrsutlY. ss my friend the Cynio
eoureu4s. prefs-rinz this mode of trsnsiE %
tha asiay - waiting for q car with seat
room. one of these women. falling 20 al
trsft he notice OF the conductor a. ths
plscr where sAs ~ished 70 be sst down. her
se.f rssched for the bell rope. and of course
pulled ths cord ~ ths rr~ister. The cian-
~ the roaz. carrying in its tone e serahsancs
~ nicksis drupriur from his own pocket into
the treasury # fhe company. sssrtler the
conductor out n his self posssss on, arsi hs
6asaes .rside. uDrasdinc the careiess passen-
ger. represea.lrz himself A. injured. ard de-
naAndirg repsYrlsus IS q cnnditloa = stop
pinx the car Bat the recording anzei. IS |
nav bs uer1rltfed - cal tie Wona1. ~ss
aulrir - eornprrhend the advsra age q her
position. ant vhen ne conductor insisted
urcn ~ =, hirsrraent hescslsse 'ile woubt have
= pay it r-scn~ri ssani far IRE cord wits
a. EXPRESSION * wrsshfai scorn. y eli.
then. usf thaf and thas' ard thssr a. shs
sa.ez-y rang Ia .hree mora fares for the
asto,,-.se,i nau There. ncw- sae siacs-
l.eel Nth ss- fs'sctisn. ss see uisde asr wsy
- sae platform Easson Posi-
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

Airs sseas sith sioas fts~ss-ssss -
Esela M@tSs-k@iabtea

AIR Asoass with stoas fiS~rs-ssss a.
Eseaa n2lss-K@iabiea
IT, 1saAl country iAa az ever ysnszusla
rrullais ns ~ tao1s * Ae4lco. 6pain and
sFst norshsfn Africa. fgT tbs AQors lliso-
dficsd their mode ol living sat travelling lnto
Spain, and the -paulsrds adoDszt l. for taeiF
0~n co.sntrY As ssll a. iof TIE coionLes. sh.e6
they foaadsd 0oly a fe~ yeaFs after ths
d9~ufau of the Mpors All l1eso pos4d4S.
o. l7lsias. ~ fona -. are buiit IA square
shape. Eit1 a. laleFinr COURTYARD frequently
adorned nith dotseF bets 4Rd pain tress sui
s,srrsundsd - galleries. Tie traveller, after
essoentiag tsom his horss, . usually shown 70
one ol the fsw large, airy rooms sila stous
aoor and higa cel4ugs, n wbien three or
four folding bsds. coaslsiigs Of a piscs Of
canvas stretched over a wooden frame.
and probably oac &c TO chairs, are the
only piccea q furniture In larger towns
Of 60o0 90 s0o0 Inhabitants there will Be
even wash table. bat Us pFesesce Is not IN
..sled upoa by TIE weary Traveller, uho can as
well d. his washing IN the river OF the acequla.
SoGleunes oae room has u DO shared with
two or thFse fellow travellers, Invariably
men. for stopped 1t poss.,as where fefnals
travellers have nor bean seen for years.
Thsru are. q eogl.e =, 40 glass windows "a any
OF the country hotels. bot the windows are
barred with heayy lrou grating and wooden
s,agss. On convenlent places uadss tbs cell
ing there are irua hooks aud rings, for tho
weather traveller frequently carries his own
harirnock. on which, suspended across tina
room, he prefers 70 pass tbs nights sheltered
sgaiast the attacks ~ centipedes- scorpions
or minor bloo,ithirssy things. bat withoat
.l.r 4.
large dld not sleep IN many rooms with
out few bats as roosn mates Even IN prt'
vsts houses or the hacisndas Of the ~salthier
planters they fitted about the room. When
thsy became too familiar and approached
my face got up, and, shaking sheet, drove
them out of the window: but they invariably
returned. without. however, ever settling
down oii my face
One xight be abls 20 keep snoring fellow
travellers out Of the room BY engaging ali the
beds. but sonistlIn-g when guess are nurner-
Gus and accommodations scanty, one cannot
help sharing the roca with them The a.
fnusrzo aRd the couliaa are not tse best, bus
there are Away egg, chicken, salad ard
coffee 70 be had. Nhlls III tho larger towns
red wine i included in the meals and not
paid for extra Tue reader will probably not
be tempted 70 undertake any travels in Ven
ezue,a 1ut ngss confess that Jared woTse
IN many countries with the reputation OF be-
ing Tar more civilized than our sister repuo-
lie Travellers, after riding on horse back
day after day, soiuetimes for weeks, are usu-
ally 10 tired that they viii sleep anywhere
and 50 hungry that they will eat anything
As precaution against accidents invaria-
biz carried a bottle OF brandy AMI few
tablets OF chocolate along e. De Hesse
Warteg
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

The wife Ok . western congressman, quite
well known In the house has coy little
apartment. AID IL the dining roosn--she has
three rooms in all-is a curious looking settle,
or sofa, which has often attracted the stten-
ton Of her visitors IL looks Ike a large box
covered with imitation Indian cloth. IL has
figures and plenty Of gold thread running
through K. while the top Is tuft, and makes q
rather soft seat
SIZE had some guests 20 tea the other even
ing, and one Of them remained later than the
others. The guest Was seated on the sofa,
slipping glass OF wine, talking 70 the con-
gresham and his wife. when the door sud-
denly opened and an appariton appeared on
toe threshold IL was the 6-year-old child OF
the member from the west. The boy was
arraved IN his night clothes. and carried over
one arm a rough bath towel while under the
other 90 had snugly tucked away large
sponge In one hand he held a cake OF soap,
sad the other hand grasped the knob OF the
door His mother gave an exclamation OF
sJrprtss when she beheld him. but before She
ooald say anything the enfant terrible
shouted out. II sSy, Mr.. Jones' thus adj
dressing tie stranger. now much longer aTs
you going 70 stay I have been waiting here
for the lss. hour fer you to 20 home, 50 can
take nv bath Do you known you arc sitting
on the bath ba0, and cannot get IN until you
20 home
The scene that followed can 30 imagined
The gsatloTnan soon after left The boy,
being in very convenient costume, had =
sound spanking, while his mother lifted tia
zoo OF the c,lriO1s looking sofa and displayed
inside the rnc lined bath tu0, s2igots aud ali
..,~.-gata Tia guest rave tha ioka aWay
ard now the member sTesrS that next tir1s
he sntertains he will hire house If II takes
eli his salary lie has had enough of this
mechanical furniture, and specially bath
tuts aiddes In ssfas - Baltimore American
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

anEANTs 80 THE TELI-
NUk gram-lfeFaid' inakes
H speciality of publish
ing classified wants"
E 81 guaranteeing largest
circulation, cheapest
prices and best results. A
postoffice il kept In the
counting room for the ben
eft OF advertisers "situa-
tions Wanted" are taken at
half the rates OF the follow
ing table, and persons ia
want of work who have no
money topay are offered the
use of our columns free of
charge. Advertisements of
the arrival and departure
Of trains will be found inn
mediately following the
wants.
The sS1lb b>r of fines ~ sEy 81 vertis~ uaest
cAB be foaGa By divtdiag the = seTsbef u
wsfGs by .ssss- Any part Of = lias esestsa
ssess fail tins-
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02


Tia ssnt.mzAlz II . ssa .isasatal ~e-
nsD, Azs- kL1k WHExEzs WILo8x. -
tns sae!eet q isau.S Srstiea 81 - feaaa
IN poss4e fern IA ssethsT eola1sr. ne
topic - lot eDs which - nrss l19azas
soala sseoa suggestive ~ poetry o. ss-i.-
neat. or 4 II ssafimsnt a. al II saigcf
sssm thsl Is xoal4 b. II favor q asfs-
strIelsd inmisrahea. q tie universal
asyian idsz Nns. Wftoox lo0ks dsspsF,
h0ssyef. and sse~ ina ss.f-prsssryssioH
snd ths ogs sf he@s a1d k.nirsd and
coaaiTy sFs 70 0s seasldsEsd Osfors ve
open our doors - sssFy tramp sno MAJ
e0Es sloaz, without stopping 70 inquire
shsGnsr hs y deserving of charity or n0S
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02
REAL ESTATE SALES.
TINS list is furnished Dy W. R. scribnsr

This list is furnished oy w. X. Scribner
real estate dealer. 56 PeaIl-si.
Jas campbell aud Dewitt c. Underwood
go EiveF.on y. and Hone :. Nickeron.
lots 10 and ii, block :. Otkdale Park acd 90
JAS. Campbell and Dewitt 4. Underwood
10 Martha II kaym0nd. lot Is. block ].
sad IS. bs'Sk : ossdsie park add. 2,lO
jas Campbell. aud Dewitt G. Underwood
10 OhsFlo,to h. Edgcolrt lot 1. block !,
aud lot 9. block "a. Oakdsle Park ......-. o.
Jsnlsr Coudsrnsn "a Mary Conaeslaau,
lot L. block A. stSyens asid-...........,..,.... 40
Chas h Southwick 20 Chas. ". Wetklns,
e32 ieet lot 3, block 1, sonthwicks sub 90
CnsnCy BlOtgett 10 see.ey = Buck. - q IN
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

1sf EN ~ kk A NEN LEAF = folR tsikhf
l IA sAsks asas t1@a ss-s esa 1af hss,a.s
&c - q -1x fs tSle-tss EAt cas- So a1~
se4 be-sncs S&Us - ssAt Z : fFvti1s lefe&l
e.oSs ssPs~sas s~sess
fsok aAIx-sse EAoE. - Ala EgfIDINe
L - psef tss y + 4 ess ssofss sa-si
"a. sn1 he4.es sae l.s II - paFs = he eiis
4..lel ! D4ltoa- nTs heei sa1itAsnap h4,AAail's-
tsoR sALE-A coMpl srE noME. NEa Akp
II fzeGsrn. fos1 Soars tlon stfees can defsAs
y sall Enqalrs ~ = CasEiessl a.
rOR sALk al A BAaGAI4 - sENERAL
flon s. b sese siss desarssle los. A ss@sd
h0use and lel en- kCE tks& fef ! sse Terms
ssfg literal Nefe a nilzea. Lsdysra b.oek =
I0R sALE - GOOD CITf PROPERTY AND
II gsd fsrGs foF skls Aos a he TINE 10 say
e1e.P A. Anakee, 4SN
I,OR sAIK-6ooD HorEL PkoPEkTY AND
Il furniture ios sais enssp tso lfsins isss4 asiis
Csi o. ~. sesetfs klezck A 4. Anlssosa ~
CoR sALE-aeo WILL Buy HorEi. FUR
L uaate and al. Cal o. L. Ansis2sl lsi
roR sAiE-i HAVE s0nE or THf vERr
u esss pisces o. poe and tof sac. Cal solsk
No Lovers hlofk A. AnflSdci tst
rOR sALK-CHEkp ron CASH NICE NINE
Foosn hosSe snd thifty three tssos ios nSf hioe
iron Aonnes ana LiYialon-EI car, ~ peffecs 81.
der Nice home TIE iiggess bargain 10 Grand
Rapids 70 soid beiofe December J. Csll of az
dfess National supply Compaay. - AonISe az.
6Iene hsF-as SAL
NOR ssLK-A LANCE BRICK DWELLING
! h9ese CO Springs iof sA.o,1 nsaa ifs'as
a. acre farm ia sparta fof 81 100. ell on snail
YsyIneuts and reasonable terms r A. DeppSfs
nom rs. Ledyard biloxi over Public lAbfsr,
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Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02
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On Ny pooR FErT'

Is an expression SO often beard. Just call
at the Turkish Bath house, cor. Monroe and
Ionia-sts.. and have your corns. bunions
and iD-growing nails removed and treated
without pain. for men. women and chill
dren. Ladies' by appointment.
81 s IABoURsIIER
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

The following is list OF the marriage
licenses issued since last published, with
the names residence when outside the city,
and ages OF the parties:
Ages
Leonard Dolphin, Barbara schmidt. ........55-se
kddy H. iIoyey. Jackson, Martha A. Ora
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02

We pushsa elsewhere today CON-
muoieation from a railway conductor con-
csruips bin proposed IN the House OF
Representatives proposing thai railway
ooneaetors - compelled 70 procnrs
licenses from the Government. The pro-
tsss q The correspondent sbuadsDtly
warranted. 1hs effort 10 pass such bill
- sn evidence Oi the tendency of the
times 20 too much lsgislssion. There Is
not 50 much occasion ior tia Government
to compel conductors % submil 10 so sx-
anloatloa AMI obtain licenses As thsrs
1vaid &c 70 compel the snxinssrs. or the
oraksmen, or The trAia dispetchsrs 10
submit 10 suca tss.. tncompsioncy IN
sDy y Ihs latter named positions Is quite
a. likely 10 give occasion to accidents ss
n conducto-s Tue interests OF the rail-
rcad companies themselves call FOR tue
bsst service "a al shsss positions, and the
msa wno have ,hs practical management,
OF Tia roads ara likely 70 be quite As good
ludges % he qualities OF ths meu whom
thsy employ OF wno apply 70 tnsm FOR an
pioymsus, ~ any sort OF civil service sx-
aDinsFs WHO might Do employed. The
nas.er . Que which will regulate itself
without Legislative intsrfsrsBce.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-02
EIsH DAY.

fresh end nice; fresh Cod, Halibut Mack
erel. Red Snapper fresh Herring White
iish AID Trout; Oysters very fine this week.
Special prices TO hotels and boarding
houses. Telephone SAL.
THE BALTIMORE.
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