Morris tribune., 1888-02-15

stead of taking lis turn ut pitching
III he moved away all the. time; in
short, If what vas hgl,t always fell to
lini, aud Wilai was neayy 10 some one
else; If lie has been permitted TO shilk
I'LL shirI, ing hHs become habit, his
bic vii qTob4fts be ii failure, and the
blame viii ue1 oe aaii as naeh his as
TIA q III. j. ak, foolish PARENTS.
-FalIt. s-3eek 40 IL ne.
"Uniiy Tea Tor sale ny Hancock d
Stcil,in, is tae very best in the
market. AtIer -4n2 tiIi9 TEA one
ygu Viii buy 40 other.
SANDWICHES,
Harper's Il gar: why do you fill
up your paper with such NONSENSE as
this?" he sal! to the editor: "John
Smith of Pugville is in town calling
on his many friends" Just then the
office boy poked his head in the door
and said: "Nlr. Smith of Pugville |
wants fifty extra papers' "rhat's
why" explained the astute editor.
Success results from merit. Halls
Vegetable SicilIian Hair Remover Is
placed before the public solely on its
merits. It's success is indisputable.
Car crowded. Ladies seated gentle
men standing. Enters a lady, old
and feeble, aud stands with difficulty.
No one appears to notice her presence,
until u brawny son of Erin standing
near her says: "Holt onter me arm,
me darlint, and I'll stiddy We. Re-
GORE, if 1 weren't a gintlemun, We
should have my seat.'-Detroit Free
Press.
No other spring medicine has won
for itself such universal confidence as
powerful combination of vegetable
alternatives ever offered to the public,
and is acknowledged by the medical
profession to be the best blood purifiers
Puck: If George Westinghouse
would invent an air-brake that would
stop a grocer's bill in half its own
length he would earn the gratitude of
thousands of estimable people.
You may deceive all the people
| some of the time, and some of the
people all the time, but not all the
people all the time Abraham Lin
coin.
Try st. Patrlck's Pills and compare
their effect with any other kind made.
They contain the good properties of
the older preparations i'll the market
combined with the most valuable
medicines discovered in modern
| times. AS cathartic and liver pill,
st. Patrick IS are perfection. Sold by
| Fritz Buckentin.
Coronado Mercury: The coat-tail
Irritation is the latest. A wrinkIed
coat tail bearing dusty toe marks
means, Il have spoken to your
father"
The Australians are the greatest
betters IN the world. Twenty million
pounds changes .ands annually over
horse races. In Victoria alone there
are $50 registered bookmakers. 1t is
computed THAT E150,000 is annually
| bet on football Matches Chicago
| News.
Some people are so sanguine in this
world that they think they can plant
q handful of seed.ln a snowdrift and
gather carload of Strawberries the
day after the first thaw.-Baltimore
American.
The Child Recovered.-My little
girl, aged seven years, was afflicted
| with severe cough and cold. She
could not sleep but coughed almost
| necessarily. / was induced by
friend to try Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and was astonished ut the
! immediate reiiefit gave her and the
cure it produced. l would not be
without it in the house for any price.
/ have tried many remedies for
] coughs and Gods, tut this IS superior
to anything have ever tried. Prof.
/ J. M. MEHAN. Capital City Com
Sold by Fritz Buckentin.
Scientists say that the savage has o.
more acute sense of smell than
civilized people. They have more
material to practice on.-The Epoch.
A landlady advertises that she has
| "a fine, airy, well furnished bedroom
for gentleman twelve feet square,"
another has IA cheap and desirable
suit of rooms for a respectable family
in good repair" another has "a hall
bedroom for a single woman s by 10. -
What to do in the sudden emer-
gencies of childhood, is q question of
ten asked by anxious mothers. Baby
hood for February answers this ques-
ton In a comprehensive medical
article, which says what to do In
cases of commissions, bruises, burns,
4 cuts, foreign bodies III the ear, nose.
etc. An equally important article is
that on isContagion and Disinfection,
by DR.. Chaplin, which describes the
| source and character of the poison OF
scarlet fever, tiiptheria, measles, etc,
and gives most valuable directions
concerning the disinfectioll of the
sick room. of the person, and of food
and drink. There are also articles OH
l"Children's Heads, by DIR. Yale; on