The Red Cloud chief., 1888-01-27
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How Some Of Our Ssasssmen Wear The
HirsutO Ad0ru00ntaL

SENATORIAL WHISPERS.
How Some Of Our Statesmen Wear Tholl
Hirsuto Ad0rn0enta.
Wade Hampton has shaved of his
whiskers and with them has como his
resemblance to Kaiser Wilhelm. His
rosy face looks smaller and fatter and
the only hair on it is the little whiskerS
Of frosted silver which shine from under
his nose. You would hardly know him
for the same man aud Ills face loses
much of its character by the change.
Senator Hoar looks like Greeley. only
better dressed.
COckrell. of Missouri. with his long.
Struggling blonde beard. his tall frame.
is the counterfeit presentment of Uncle
Sam. ave that his breaches are not
made of the American flag nor are they
fastened down under his patent leather
boots by straps.
Senator John W. Daniel has the face
of Edwin Booth. save that the nose is q
trihe larger and the forehead broader.
His hair is brown and his eyes arc
gray.
Senator Joe Brown looks like a
Jewish patriarch or Il typical Mormon.
but his words show him Il be neither.
He is up to the times and his gray
head is full of practical brains.
CullOm has often been compared
with Abraham Lincoln. and he is fully
as tall and nearly as angular. His
resemblance, however. comes from his
characteristic gesture and expression.
Senator Cush Davis looks like Ben
Butler. and the two have been t,ken
for n another.
Senator Dolph, Of Oregon. with his
long, sable silver beard. would make q
splendid representative Of Hamlet's
father.
Senator George Edmunds . could
make his fortune by sitting as a'model
to painters for pictures of st. Jerome.
Blair. of New Hampshire. looks like
President Hayes. and he sympathizes
with him in his temperance principles.
Aldrich. of Rhode Island, Paddock,
OF Nebraska. and Butler. of South
Carolina. resemble each other. and
each has a rosy face and gray mus
tache.
Matt Ransom is handsome, but he
has no counterpart in history or public
life.
Chace. of Rhode Island. though he is
by no means a bad-looking Quaker.
in the words of the old joke,
BE w~Orshiped without breaking the
for he is like no one
in the heavens above or the earth be-
meath. u in the waters under the earth.
Speaking of boards. Senator Allison
wears 4 full set of reddish brown
whiskers into which a few gray strands
have crept. They are stiff and straight
and about two inches long. Joe Black
burns chief ornament is q fierce mus
tache. Don Cameron had a red mus
tache. Blair has hair of sand and
all owe his face. Daniel is
shaven. and Edmunds' whis-
Sers are as white as the cotton burst
ng from the Post Department. Eustis.
If louisiana. has a full beard OF iron
fray. Frye sports a gray mustache.
of Mississippi. has blonde
vhiskers. and A. p. German keeps his
ace as smoothly shaver now as it was
when he attended the sessions of the
rs 4 page. Gray. of Detroit,
las Il black mustachc. Eugene Hale
porls a full beard. Harris wakes the
'nds Of his long mustache. Henderson
years q brown imperial. and Mitchell,
# Oregon. has the longest. glossiest,
|earest brown beard in the Senate.
Morgan's mustache is white.
lOrrill has side whiskers. and H. B.
'ayne keeps his face as bare as the
rOwn of Senator Sawyer's bald head.
Stanford has q full beard, and he
ould probably cash . $4,000 check
every hair in it.
Stewards full whiskcrs are straw
liked with frost.
John Sherman's whiskers are stiff
nj white. George Vests blonde II
,che overhangs his mouth.
Walthal has glossy brown hair which
urls as it touches his collar. Quay
as a dark mustache. Ingalls, shaves
very day and nurses tenderly his little
and the bit of hair on his chin.
Looking them all W and sizing up
leir intellectual strength the amour,
whiskers seem to have nothing to do
18th their amount of ability, and had
elijah shaved Samson instead of cut
ng his hair he wOald never have been
'nquered n blinded by the Philis-
nes.- Washington Con. CIncinxati
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