The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-02-17
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.


Bills are usually presented in due
time.
The Chinese alone bold the secret of
making Ida ink.
Doing good is the only certainly hap
by action of a mans life.
The seventeen-months-old King Of .
Spain gets 81. 900, 600 year.
A N.w York life insurance agent has
opened an office in Jerusalem.
a helping hand at the right moment /.
would save many from ruin.
4 lard trust is the latest. 1t ought
to be fat thing for those who are in it.
The crow is a sensible bird, for he
seldom opens his mouth without caws.
Women are the best detectoIs Of
counterfeits when the counteIteits are
not men.
A man named "Toogood' has been
arrested in Baltimore foI disorderly
conduct.
We are sill fortune-tellers. That is,
we can tell fortune when We see it.
1t has been decided by the postmaster
at 81. Louis that mince pie is not mail
able matter.
There are whole towns in Germany
that do little else out make dolls for
American children.
The reason that dogs are seldom
drowned is because they always have
their bark with them.
The price of rubber goods remains
very firm. One would think that IL
would pe elastic.
The great high road OF human well
fare lies along the old highway of stead
fast well doing.
For the entire calendar year ot 1897,
the Government debt was reduced SllT,-
100000
One of the most important rules of
the science OF manners is an absolute
silence III regard TO yourself.
Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing
quality. 1t has been called the bright
weather Of the heart.
There isn't much doubt thai Cape
Cod is getting eaten up by the greedy
sea, and in time will disappear.
y law prohibiting the incorporate
boarding of wealth might prevent
money from becoming tight.
What is ancestry after all J.? The
rich man as we'll as the poor one begins
life without shirt on his back.
Advice to young ladies who are set
ting their caps: Use percussion caps
50 the pop" may be heard.
The strongest friendships have been
formed in mutual adversely. as iron is
most strongly united by the fercest
flame.
1t is sad to see family relics sold at
auction, but the most painful thing
under the hammer is generally your
thumb-nail.
-Four sheep, hog and ten bushels Of
wheat settled an Iowa breach OF promise
suit where 200 damages were de-
manded.
Statistics show that girls who work
In match factory do Lot get married
any quicker than those who work at
other plaues.
The most dull and sickening thud is
that produced by the dropping of an
old-fashloned copper cent into a church
contribution box.
els there any man in this town named
Afternoon ," inquired a Mississippi
postmaster as he held up letter direct
ed "P. NJ"
There is mountain of coal in Wild
Horse Valley, Wyoming. which has
been burning for thirty years. IL sends
up dense volumes OF smoke.
G. j. Huntington, the railway mag
nate, whose wealth is computed at $50,
O00, 900, once peddled out butter by the
pound TO the miners in California.
Study rather to ill your minds than
your Golfers A; knowing that gold and
silver were originally mingled with dirt,
until ayarice or ambition parted them.
A hole in the ground and a smell OF
gas sold for $1,000 in Ohio the other
day. The hole was found TO be all
right, but the smell OF gas disappeared
with the owner.
n W lsCOuSlu ldTncr VINO mas SIX
marriageable daughters has entered
suit against his county. He claims that
his home has been uuc tremendously
used for court house.
An 6ggshell is said TO be strong
enough 10 support mans weight, but
the man who puts half a dozen in h.s
coat-tail pocket and steps on banana
peel cannot be made to believe it.
Thoughtless and iLconsiderate Bos-
toniaLs are laughing at the English
yonng woman who, recently, after
hearing much praise of bu.ternu,s said
"At what season of the year are the
doughnuts ripe y"
An exchange says: GA potato that
weighed eleven pounds was raised by a
man In Lawrence county, Ark" Tie
Arkansas men must be powerful weak"
II this is considered remarkable feat
OF strength.