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3notUtlle, 3enn., II. 3uli. - Die
Gotomoiofhbrer Der u&af &euuefIee. 8irqi.
Georgia Sabu" bielteu baute Gbeuo 6as
bier cine Seriammlung, an mel6er Sertreter
bon allen 8iuiiouen oes Briioerihafts. On
fens Gbel nnbmeu. &S galt, 3u eutiGei-
ben, oh Die pBFaoeriaaft" eiueu strife an
oronen nollte, neil QolOuutoiHbler Ronaz
ban pegen Standardization entIafen uoroeu
mar. Die 8eriammluug beidIoB ua6 elmer
8rtnbIi6eu 8istuifou, T. peIher uls Chat
laden bentilirt purOen, nit ii5ermiltiaeuber
gtaiorit1t, eaB teiu Strite itIttfta6ea isne,
uub bic ToroerIug 5etreffs Wouablus Btez
oeranfeuung Duroe iofort Surid ge;o9eu.
Sin Strtfe piiree 200 0Oiomotiofubrer be-
ibditieuusslos gemadt baben.
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bic W0IS. @nDbber8 a.

Sprtnaftelb, Ro., IL. 5uli. - Der
ais SdauplaB Der 6reOeItbateu oer yBaIo,
Snobbers" bertidti9te She'll oon ItiTouri,
ndmliG Die Counties &brifiau, 5ausn,
8arrp uuo S3art. IaBt ueueroings uis6er
bdufg BON fA b0reu. gRaH itibt, oas
p1breno Der letteu 3uet ooer oret U{onate
uift tpentger, ole 2OOO Stdf Giu0uicb BON
ben alDzSuobbers" oSer yuplanoers." j." rpie
fie fh 3upeiIeu neuueu, gafobleu moroeu
ftn6. @iuer osr Bauoiteu ia oeIbaft2t NOR
ben, uno Elm StreifSus gegeu ben Rel Der
8an6e miro beabfhtigt. g8 oerlautet, 6aR
elmer Ter ,Rnlb= =6n0bbers" Don IeiHeu 5pieB
aeieuen ermorbet moroeH III, neil sr bos So
belmniS Der gaube eutbiute.
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Bie8babeu, Il. Suit. - 60uiga Jla.
taIte oou SerbieH tf i'm 8eBriie, t4 uab
9iuBlano gu begebeu.
Belgrao, II. Sult. - "a a0 ti5iu gfa-
tolie Gle Su80ittioH Der beiIiseu Splo0e uber
bic gbeideteuugSfrage 3ptidsu tbc uao tbs
rem gemabt beiireitet, 10 if ne &l9elsq IL
belt ieBt oem &OnfFOrium IN SeIgraO tioers
nieign morben.
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sine portuoisHide @rpeOition.

QiiiabOu, II. Suli. - Die pOrtugieIt=
ide 02egieruug ritfet cine Srpeouton aus,
meIfe fih mad Der SegeHO noroIJt pom
3nmbeieifrome begsbeu UHo be portugeit.
den gefBungen in ieuem G1eiIe Qirlta's
meter aus6ebHeH iou. Die Expedition miro
inter bem Beieble oe8 9OuUsrnsur5 8ItIl=
tr7ouf'a ffphpr
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8arts, II. SuIt. - 8eueral 8Oulauger
ift 0oH elmer Sour nan Bari6 3uriidget Frt.
Seine 4Htunft blteb uubeadtet. .-6elir p9at
pirO IN 0er 8eputirteutammer oen 4qtrag
ileuen, aLles gigentbum Der Grieanihiiden
Ern3sH IN Trantreib 81 confis3tren uHo ben
Giuag uuf bic @ranORHg bon Sgetiea'Qas
itGlteu III bgrmeuoeu.
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gsauIdten zie fbcr ieue ta 6ueH staOt=Sau
SIdt,e, GrunoFiife ron etnem, ron 5rDet u 10 oor
TnRf gfern, fur S25, $50, 500, $3.50 uno $500
an Roun6 Sapz@itn ole Austuni Ue,he tut an Der
,BoltimorezAnnapoliier Sbort giHes 5abu," IN Der
YeiSenbffen, geIunbeien uH3 trubt6 lrften 5c9eHo
garplanb's, innerbab breBig RInutsn ) Ibrt pon
Baltimore (@amoen>S StatiouJ geIeaen Itnol T. elen
Ct Sie NnBeioe In ener nn6srenSp lite oeie5 5dtes.
USOTTH ERN LAND and SILK ASSOClA@
TION." Qr. sos, RoIbzSutapfraBe. 3 &!s uHo
SThPnh often. (Sulil 4, j Uft,t z
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QoubOu, Il. Sult. - Ser. Staten
SbI8ationen: prog. 13O, oitto At pco3.
1O94.-4ttieu: a.s@.ygB. 365. Ditto Yrtor.
Z, @aunbta Bacific 585. gue 255, Ditto
Brior. 98g, Suinois= GeuraI 1901, Utertcau
423, ct. YauI 69g, gtep Yorts@entraI 1O32,
8enuiplbauia SIS, 8euolug 3lg, NeTicaH=
Genial 684, @auab sgtoropeftz gano,@o. -.
2ioerpooI, II. SuIt. 1890 Dttt=
tags. gaumnole: gittteIiorte Sberl 9yl6
biHo giem-GIleuus s.. - Die 8ertiaie
beuugen 10000 8alleu, SpetHlatiOH uao
Guafubr 1000, 3ufubr -.
Gurac &abeIoepeiAen.
-8as 2oubouer aquarium if fir ST ,65O,.
600 oertuuft moroeu. 8as Gigeutbum fou
ieet gu 8uu3wedeH oerUeubet meroeu.
Dem 6freitii6eu 01ei6sratb mirb i'm
6etbf cine BQFIaae 8etrsfis iahrlIaer gtsb-s
eiufsGun9 BON 10000 SS22--!ruteu 3nga5sn
Sic iebige 8eieBes 8efiumuug, Dag ole
StdGfe Der 4rmee auf oem 6rlegsfu6 800 900
Ronu bstragen iol, ruiro oabiu ab9eia3ert,
oa6 fie fiiufrtg Bro3eut Der 9siamnt b.
uUierulg ausma4eH iou.
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WnLanrfidle 8nftdnpe.

GOfia Ill. Suit. - Der 0fr3ihii3a uuo
Der griahiIbe SoRiHl Haben BET Der buLgaEt-
ihen Gegieruug bic geihmerDe erhobeu, baB
Baubiten am leBteu Samflge bic Ba5Hfa
tion Beuooa iiberfteleu, uno Buet Csfseider,
iofpte 3pet @riedeu fgfuabueu, fir bic fie
iett 20iegeIo fOroeru. Der 6iireidlidje R0uz
jul berlau9t, onB Die bulgoriih2 R2gieruug
Ous 26iegelb fir Die Spei Gefretder be5a5eH
e.
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2oHoou, II. SaIt. - 8a8 0etter 1T
alentbaIben in England uu9ep6bHIta faIt.
5u ben 9ononner @orffdoteu ift GdHee ge=
fallen, uuO bic @ipfel Der SitOoaDz mo an.
terar Serge ftnb NIT Sd)Hee beOedt. Soueit
man tpeiB, ilt Dies ba8 erfte 0tal, oaB es TN
Suli in GHglauo gelduelt bat.
6tftige Stirme habeu auf BEN Egue urb
bem brtttiheH 3anaIe geUItbet. Dte9reye
fIetne 6ubr3euge fHo On Der fraa5jW5eu
RiiffP nRidheiterf
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gnnt YrnnFeit sRnntr.

GouflntiuopeI, II. Sui. - 3uei
@enerQle uub mebreIe aneere Gift5leUe Ia0
tn 6OIge oe8 fir3liteH Samples inter ben
SOlbateu Der getbnahe beB Sultaus i'm
Yilbi5.YaIaf oegraotrt uuO eiu8etettert pors
ben.
Der GuItan if b0dit beior9t it5er Die be-
borfebeRne 3uIammeutuuft oes 3atitrs 2BlIz
baIm nit BEN &3nren uuo iiirdtet. oaB ot.z
ielbe BON Radtbeil iir bic Siirfet ieiu mEo.
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Ra6suste last pteOer ppR Ta b6reu.

QOubOu, II. 9uIi.-8r. Maden3ie ec,
iuGt ba8 pglebicaI 5Ouruar" miJutbelleu,
OoB er I'M gintIang nit geuiiieH gBiHidaH,
Die er 81 adteu geIpuugeu tft, uidt auf bic
8ert6te Der beuti9eu Aer3te antmOrteu tauu.
Seue 8ertdte eteu nit faliaeH 4ngabeu uuo
lnmaBrbeiten Befitutr uno er merOe 8ies be
peleu, iobalO 6aS gegeupdrEig auf i5m Ia,
fenoe @sbOt oes S6petgeHs auige5o0eH iet.
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NITI1I UTUTJETUlT-
Cunningham 5i-iGr" IL. 8 l}ycU vGlthtr4 iur Bat.
Ua8uH t.tuer" o.. 8rtuog a2d,tlr- itr &aul.7eu9s
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Yer 3uftauo oes RepraieutaHien 9tQn6aq
bat ild] Reute beoeuteuo gebefert Ju Taue
t2iue rene &Iunug etHtriit, 10 p.ro Ger Ba=
tiert biEaeu meajgsu Eageu ftlt us ieiH,
beB er rad] ieiHey 8ObaHH9 bel ygaa6eIP9ja
Gebradlt nerogn fam.
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6lottsuz5etretdr g8bituep ift Don Qenuor
Qtaf., bierber 3uriidgetebrt.
Die beutlge Steuer @iuualme betruG
1857 783 uno Die 3ogetnnabme ST. .O86 ,553.
3ur @inI0iuH9 beftimmte gfatiouals Baui,
ytoten i'm 8etraae UOn $342 ,OOJ liteH beute
i'm S6Qbamte elm.
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Sin graToent bet Oer, gr6nOenteu

Senor AnttO 8IoOe8, Der nauerpdbIfe Br8=
fbent Der 9(epubIit Gculo0r, uurOe beuts i'm
o2Belben 6auie" BON 5taatsietretdr 8lur5
hem PraiioenteR &leOelauo DOrgefsQt. 8i8z
bgr mar er Gl8 @eIanotsr gcua6or'8 bier &C.
crehirt, uno CT itberrettte oaber bel Der 9 .lez
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24

to Felasquez, who. at first, was toe
d"zed at the very unexpected attack to
move.
Don Velasquez, call upon your SER
wants for help; inform my men with
OUT"
The young officers who had accom-
panied Fernandez. had all they could
do in a hand-to-h hand struggle with
two robust Americans. However. the
struggle was of short duration, and the
MeXicans soon surrendered.
The rancherO gave a weak call for
help, which some of the men servants
quickly answered.
A sort of melee commenced. There
was a scene of confusion by the little
chapel door. Pistol shots rang out on
the still night air. The women in at.
tendance shirked and fled through the
garden. The priest, who stood un-
moved in the chapel door, shouted in
vain to be heard above the din.
In the height of it all, Leo, with a
severe wound in his left arm, received
he scarcely knew how, cut mis- way out
dragging Col. Fernandez. a prisoner
still, with him. lula Velasquez and
Leila, her maid, were near him, and the
other Americans soon came after, bring
ing the two officers that had been cap
tured.
Here. through the garden to yon
grove!' whispered lula to Leo. 1--WE
shall find horses there for our escape.
Go not by the front ]enterance, as
soldiers left on the plaza by Col Fer.
nandez, will again oppose u.s."
1t required little time to reach the
grove pointed out by lula V~elasquez.
As she had promised. they found their
horses ready for them. Zela, with the
assistance of her lover, one of the
r]ancherO's servants, had attended to
that part. They soon mounted and
started briskly away through the grove,
the shouts of the Mexican soldiers. who
were trying to find their route of es-
cape ringing in their ears.
When at last their trail was discOv.
cred. the Mexicans gave them a hot
chase for a short distance. But they
had the prudence to r%elinquish the pur-
suit, as they were being drawn within
a short way from Juarez's camp,
Leo and his companions dashed into
camp, Where the lovely lula was
placed under the charge of Eznaldo,
and the prisoners surrendered to Juarez
himself, who found in Col. Fernandez,
a foe whom he had long desired to cap
ture.
Leo GordOn's wound was so obsti-
nate in healing hat he was compelled
to leave the service. Before he had
quit Mexico. however, he saw lula
Velasquez aud Eznaldo happily made
one, Three years after, when Leo re-
turned to visit his friends in Mexico,
he met Eznaldo's handsome and ac-
complisBed sister, Valletta. A love
sprang up between them, and they
were soOn married, Leo bringing his
bride to dwell on the banks of the
Peal iGn6 ee Blade.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
QUEEN OF TRAMPS.
HALE, Hearty and Seventy Five, SIN"
Tells of a Check ered Life.

Tells of a hecR cred Life.
The queen of tramps was 8 recent
guest at the Hoboken police station,
writes a Chicago Times correspondent
from HOboken, N. j. This remark
able woman, now in her seventy fifth
year, is Sarah DOugherty. She was
born in Londonderry in 1914. and emil
grated to this country in 1910. I'M
mediately her after arrival she began
nomadic life, and has visited every
section of this country and witnessed
all important celebrations She has
seer all the Presidents from Pierce to
Cleveland inaugurated.
During the war she was close TO the
scene of several of the big battles, and
was one of the first women to reach
the capital of the Southern COnfeder-
acy after the surrender of Lee. During
the centennial celebration she was in
Philadelphia, and when Custer fell was
close to the spot where he was am
pushed and killed.
She is not an educated woman, but has
a %retentative memory and is a rhym'
ster. She wrote a poem touching the
death of Custer, and recites it with
considerable dramaic power. She de-
lights to tell of the leading events IN
the history of the country during the
the past thirty years, and with pom
derous particularly details the promi-
nent attractions in the leading cities
in the United States, and the many
interesting celebrations that have tax
en- place in the large cities at which
she was present
She has studied the Bible, and has
several old conudnrums to PROFOUND
to ministers of the Gospel She is fond
of children, and expends her few pen.
MES in purchasing candy for the little
ones while she goes hungry.
The queen of tramps is vigorous,
and her long seige of exposure and
suffering has left few marks on her
despite her advanced age, She left the
police station and the board that had
served as a bed as refreshed and con-
tented as if she had occupied a luxur.
iously appointed room in a hotel. She
moved quickly down Newark street
toward the ferry, remarking that she
wanted to make a call in New York
city before resuming her journey. Her
destination is Washington, to again
see Congress in session.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
he Meant Nothing Personal.


Madam" sad a man with a crushed
hat and dilapidated clothes as he ap-
peared at the basement door of a Har =
lem house, Il have here some little
bottles of my own genuine patent in
destructible cement, for mend ng brok-
en- china and other articles absolut ely
indispensable to any well-regulat-
ed"
'Don't want it, siri"
ITS only ten cents a bottle, madam
and it will pay"
mo use for anything of the kind !
say-wouldn't have it,"
at is warranted to mend any thing
in the line of broken dishes or"
81 tell you l don't want it. and you
needn't stand there any longer"
'All right, madam, all right; don't
want to intrude. Fine morning, ma
dam. The lady next door made a little
remark about you, madam, but / don't
suppose you would care any thing
about hearing 1t repeated. Goodby.
madam"
Hold IN a minute, won't you. She
ohAA S0A4EbbfhE A0OAb AAJy YOu DRIs -
Yes ma'am let fall a little remark
concerning yeu-but / don't think you
would care to hear it. I've got to hurry
along"
Just one moment / believe I'll take
a bottle of that stuff"
THE lady / was speaking of took
three bottles for a quarter. madam. but
IL
Give me four bottles, please; half
the dishes in the house are broken.
The idea Of her saying anything about
me, the mean thingI'
Yes certainly. Accid ents will hap
pen TO valuable china. Apply it with
the brush. as directed. Also, / have
large bottles of furniture polish, 80
cents a bottle. Two bottlesp All right
There you are. There's your chance.
madam. Hope every thing wll be
satisfactory. Good morning"
But wait just another moment
you did not tell me what that wo-
man said about noe. I'll teach her to
talk about me behind my backg''
20. res l most forgot ii. You see
il was this way: l asked her II the
lady in the nex house. meaning you.
y0u see, was at home"
Yes YES, / understand What did
she say thenP''
She spoke up quick like, and said
she dds know. That was all mad
dam@ told you it wants much. Be
sure and apply the cement with the
brush, as directed. GOodbyF'-Nen
York IrsbwDe.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
a VAIN QUEST.

We started one morn, my love and ],
On q journey brave and bold;
PTwas to find the end Of q rainbow,
And the buried bag Of gold.
But the clouds rolled bv from the summer sky,
And the radiant bow grew dim,
And we lost the way where the treasure lay
Near the sunsets golden rim.
The twilight fell like a curtain
Pinned with the evening star,
And we saw f. the shining heaVe ms
The new moons golden car.
And we said, as our hands ClasDed tOndly,
''Wbat though we found no gOldi
Our love Is a richer treasure
Than the rRinbow's sack can hold"
And years, with their JOYS and sorrows,
Have pissed since we lost the way
To tho beautiful buried treasure
At the end Of the rainbow raw;
But love has been true and tender,
and life has been rich and sweet,
And we still clasp and WITH the Olden Joy
That made our day complete.
ID N. Jordan, m Century.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24

Business of Importance with small
man from Connecticut"
81 gave the subject a good deal of
careful study and concluded that Com
necticut was a pretty good place after
all. / couldn't see why | should have
ever thought my health was poor
there.
1.-THE coroner dropped in and looked
me over. and l heard him promise a
dozen different men to see that each
was on the inquest.
About this time my old friend
Webfoot came down the street. drag
cling a long rope behind him, with
a hangman's moose on the end of II.
He looked in and said / was the man
who refused to shake hands with him
or call him by his last name. He said
any man who was too proud to shake
hands with old Webfoot councilman
from the Second Ward, had got to
hang. Then he threw the rope over
the limb of a tree in front of the door
Sc / could look off across the prairie
through the loose and enjoy the
scenery.
The sheriff was now announcing
that the vigilance committee would
meet in five minutes. / got a CLEAN
of hope just then, when l saw the city
marshal coming, wearing his star. L
appealed to him for protection, but he
looked me all owe and then said he
reckoned it was best for the civil
authorities to take their own course.
and he waved his hand so as to include
every cutthroat in sight The proprie-
tor of the hotel came in and presented
a bill for 50, for occupying his house
two hours, and said ! better pay before
the exercises; and l heard the a n
judge yelling that the time was up.
Il then started out the back door
for Connecticut. / found that nv
health was tirst-rate for running. When
l left Connecticut. l thought Ineeded q
change of climate, but / conclude that
| still needed n more change. By
leaning oVer and and taking long steps
and lots of them, | managed to reach
2 little raVine and hill while they were
getting on their horses and riding
around the hotel ( lay among the
sage brush till night, when l walked
down the track to this place. The peo-
pie here say the boys were only having
a little fun with me, but l can't say as
l enjoy their humor. ANYHOW [ shall
60 back to Connecticut on the tram
that is coming up there. There's more
health in Connecticut than / ever gave
it credit for. Good. bye-don't camp
at Oelrichs unless you are prepared
for their style of pleasantries. Fred
CGrrUth, tn NeW York. Tribune.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
Garry the News to Mary

Quite an active business has been
done of late by various committees, in
calling upon certain American citizens
and solemnly announcing to them that
they have been nominated for Presi-
dent or Vice. President of the, at
present very much United States.
Some of the gentlemen so notified have
expressed no particular surprise,
having received vague hints of what
had been going on, probably. Others
to whom it must have been utterly I'M
expected nerved themselves up to re-
ceive the shock with as much tirmness
as possible, while others were so
much overcome by the ~suddeEness Of
the announcement that they nearly
broke down. Conventions should
notify their candidates at once when
they are nominated, and committees
should be discreet and break the news
as gently as possible, if candidates by
any chance have not previously heard
of il. Almost any American citizen,
no . obscure or however much he
may wish to hi de himself from public
gaze. is liable to be snatched from bis
retirement BY < politisaf convention
and forced to run for President, no
matter how feeble his running powers
may be. Then think what a shock 1t
must be to him totally uniformed of
the conventions action, to see a party
Of men coming up the walk some
morning, carrying a banner with his
name inscribed upon it for President
Of the United States. Break it gently,
boys, break it gently. ~ TEXAS Siftfngs.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24

A boy l. never safe. He slways
skates on thin ice. goes into the water
before he knows how to swim. per-
sists In handling guns and pistols be-
fore he has become accustomed TO
them, and Is an the time ID peril. Bgt
the day Of All dangers Is ito Fourth Of
July. Truly, the scripture says he 3
.'hSrn INTO trouble as the sparks dY
upward, and what does that mean
but gunpowderP The powder speckles
his checks. blows ON his eyes. tears
or his fingers. aud perhaps runs hIs
life. One despondent father said
Tuesday that he Rlready reckoned bis
boz blown 20 Rgses, and consequently
b. should 0ouut IS clear profit what
ever romainedj of the little fellow ID be
pnt ID bed the next night; but amid
his anxietles they revealed q large
bAxful az src works that ne Has iak
inn bo1ne f6 tha hopeful cause or bis
desponAr Harsftd Qgurank
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
Sam Sticks Description of a FIirta.
ton.

What firts all you men arer' said
she. But, oh, my sakes! amt that
tree loVelyP-just n mass of flowers.
H old me up, please, Mr.. Slick. till 1
get a branch of that apple tree. Oh,
dear! how sweet it smells"
Well, / took her in my arms and lift
ed her up. but she was a long time
a-ehOosin' of a wreath, and that one
she put round my hat, and then she
gathered some sprigs for a nosegays
Don't hold me so high, please.
There, smell that-ain't it Seautifulp
] hope / amt a-showin' of my an
kles."
Lucy, how my heart beats!' says !,
and it did, too; it Numbered like d
sledge hammer actilly thought it
would have torn my waistcoat buttons
off Don't you hear It go bump.
bump. bump, Lucy9 / wonder If it
eVer busts like a bilerP--for holdin'
such a gal as you be. Lucy. in ones
arms amt safe; it is as much as
Ixsue' ST.
Don't be silly, /" said she. Iarfn'
'sor I'll get down this mint. No.
said she, Il don't hear it beat I
don't believe you've got any heart at
all"
There" said i brlngin' her a 1T
tie further forward. don't you hear 1t
nowP-listen.n
NO." said she, sits nothin' but your
watch. tickin', " and she larfed like
anythin'; II thought So"
You havn't no heart at all, have
youP' said L
1T never has been tried vet" said
she. Il hardly know whether / have
or mott
'oh! then you don't know whether
1t rs in the right place Or NOT"
yes it is" said she. q puElin' Of nv
whiskers; yes it is, just in: the right
p~lace-just whore it ought I'd be- and
she put my hand on it ssWhere else
would you have il, dear, but where Is
itg But hushf' said she; ~ saw
Eunice Snare just now; she IS a-comin'
round the turn thers. Set me down
quick, please. A!nstSit provokinsP thai
gal fairly haunts me. hope ahe didn't
see me In your arms
I'll lift her up to the tree too.u
says |. III YOU like. and them
.Oh, nor said she; sft amt worth
while. don't care what She saws 81
thinks n snap Of my finger. -Sam
SiicE.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
~. Medill,s Naur Idaa.

"Alf. I've been thinking q good
deal about this parachute business
lately"
You have. inquired Mr.. Cowles
in a thin. cold tone. "WelI what have
you thought about itp'
How would IL do to give a para
chute away to every subscriber for the
Tribune. Don't you think 'twould
ketch EN-. eh2 How does that strike
you as a suggestionP"
what in the nam of Cheltenham
would subscribers for the Tribune
want with parachutes, Mi. MediIR
You're taking nonsense.
sAiI you're too hasty in forming
conclusions. Now We might get 4
large number Of travelling men to
take the Tribune II we offered para
chutes as premiums. I understand
the parachute makes a splendid fire.
escape. Hotels frecuently catch Gre
and travelling men nee
II think your suggeItion ia bril-
liant one Mr.. MedilI. sssa ~. Cow
les. opening the door. but Il isn't quite
broad euoagh. i win 20 downstairs
and write 3 circular offering 10 give
every subscriber Of the Tribune =
parachute dre-escape. a hook-andlad-
der truck. fully equipped. q rotary FIRE
engine. and FIVE hundred feet Of hose.
4 thfrk ~ y.fvhf throw 81 Aw.tee
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24

The birth Of All affection ii alwave
the birth Of a new life, and the begin
ing Of a forever.
Growing isn't waiting for sunshine.
It Is real reaching after il
II Is good = put a bother away over
night. 1t all Strengthens out IL the
morning.
There are two things for live men
and women 10 do To roce sve from
God, and 10 give out to their fellows
~Mfs. q. y. X WtAReH.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24
How She SAYS It

The Boston girl-whea Sol begins to glow,
And Gays are inconvenienfly warm
Who how yon stand the weather wants to
know,
Puts not the question In It's vulgar form.
Adjusting III her f~ascinatint. way.
The gold trimmed glasses that assist her
view.
she asks; rs there caloric, Dir. 70 dav
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