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Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05
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Enn TeroensueftiGingen Sruslel
befneer fig ct tibet uanieii9t 5nltru'
ment, icm iortjsner ben iierIte Cpn9rf'
iombeb % uofsrer ianbe giounoere al
Grbeioe. SnItrumentst blioer at in
Gpfnber, Gmerifaneren WcGop, taloet
"preumatiif 8prftei., ct Sdanoins
ftrument fuller / tit Snore en- liseIad
linorig ium praftiif Wefanisme, Der lille
bebBper at repareres. s Snitrumentsts
enc Gnbe ubmunber en- tpnb Gummis
llanse Og tilfsrer Msfanismen ben til
bens 5unftion n~popenbise fOmprimereoe
Cuff. Den anben Gnoe tjsner til at OPP
tase ct messlenoe, if~l9renbe, borenoe,
iasenoe eGer bamrenbe g9rttsi. Jrems
for aft tiener ben npe Spfiuoelie til Be
arbeioelie al baaroe Materinlier, Iom
@ranit, Marmor, Sern, 8ronce, @ulb,
Sslp etc.
5or at sjcre girtuiuss maaben for;
itaaelis, oil ri antase, at en- SiQeobuss
ger pil bearbeibe Ell WarmorblOf eaer
Ell Metalarbeioer pil bearbsioe ct eaer
unbet bn4bt Metal. Meislinsen Ter
iom befienbt paa ben Maaoe, at Nrbeis
oeren meo ben o%enftre Saaro letter
Wieislen til bet Stpffe, Der ifal bearbeis
bes, % meb ben bgire 6aano retter
Slas pan Weiielen, ct for bet meie
ponltelist, men altio mesen 2io tasenoe
@rbeibe. Men peo ben npe Spiiuoelie
bliuer Irbeiberen iparet for bet panites
lise ts ltrense Nrbeibe, os bet fan uos
fsres ii, tpoe @anse fad burtig Iom els
lers. gan befeitsr en- Meiiel / Snitrus
mentet, inblaber ben fomprimeteoe 2uft
os letter Meislen MOB bet Mnteriale,
Der Ital bearbeioes. Grant % Wars
NOR, Sern % Wtetal ipringer ior Wfeiss
fen / Ntomer. Warmur Ionberiti9res
iOm ormituffet Ere, os ~tilipnelaoenoe
sjcr Meislen insen 8euaselie. Wan
itaar iorunbret ioran en- iaaoan Sitt
ming rs fan insen 5ortlarins finoe. Og
bog er Meislens 3irfemaaoe ben Iimps
leIte al Serben = ben bliuer ipm en-
boer anoen Meiiel peb SIag oreuet IND
Materialet. 9eni Snitrumentets SSnbre
pprenbe Wefautsme briper oeo 6iR(p
al tomprimeret 2uft en- 6amner mob
Meislen. De Stag, Tom 6antmeren
ferer paa Weislen, Ter meb en- iaa itor
t6urtigbeo, at man fuu bgrer en- Cunt
men, intet enfelt Stag. 0aar 6ams
meren blioer idt / Sang, SIR ben mel
lem l5-1S,00O Sfag i Minutet, ps
peb bette utal al Slas oil insen mere
forunore fig Coer Meislens tore 8irf
ming. Oct er life for meset iast, MAR
mani paaItaar, at meo Snofsrelien al
bette npe %pneumatiite 8erftGi pil Der /
ale Sag, iom bearbeioer baarbe Mates
.rialer, bespnoe en- i~turartet Smoalts
ming.
Sor at frembaue Spiinbeliens Be
tponins, anfsrer Ri enbnu, at en- 8inebs
paa ubitilinsen / Yiiisiel for
Surpen % en- flor Tilltuertreos paa
umtrent tire elmer ubigrte ct &eliei.
Yortrat / Marmor al ben belsiite
&onse / 2e9emsiterrelie. llbferellen
roles iom ben bebite. Snitru nentet er
blepet tilfienbt uoitiainsens bsieite
Erem!e. Oct er patenteret / Be fleite
6 ulturitater. (Bera. 1ib.)
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05

Wr: Sru. u. Sanielion, @atefelb,
Neb., i'riper: Seq oil meb 6prupielle
mootnse Gsenturet for Or. Seters "all.
RIO. Seq bar benpttst to Of be imaa
5Ialter "aurito", os jeg bfeu iuloiten,
big belbreoet for min Rheumatisme
.. .. 5abrnep, 1913 S9ben Gpe.,
gb casu, 81.
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05
Dor Smsboloninscn.

Suoe1tf meo 8 rgtneNS rter.
giterat 9srfifen isrit er sobt bantet
meb en- 9raflubbe, lesses ben nosle
Gage / ft9rf CUB ps berpaa / blsbt
Sano, inotil ben er iuulmet fulbitanois
no. Naar ben lfal BRIGGS, laber man
ben lisge Os traffe / lensere 9ib /
parmt, ialtet Sdno, men bette maa life
tcse. @rterne fcses blooe libt 8nnb
meo libt Salt % Smsr, jaunes meo
Mel % sipes ct enbelist Spfos n,eb
buftet Berliae.
&sset Spiue6opeb CT cit lars
oeles o~elimasenoe Set. Sopebet tlppes
ferIt Iom l~9opanligt, l9sses oerpaa /
Sage, inotil bet er paste taft, S-14
Gage, eiteriom Oct er fort til, iaa reses
bet, men life itertt, ~efterat pRre tsrret.
Oct ipiies belit parmt meb ituuebe @rgn>
lager, 8ual, Sgrter eler 8Bnner.
Ste9t Glib imaser spbt, naar
De tiIaues paa folsenoe Maabe: Sob,
feb SpeaeiilC renies. ilaftes og mites
iOm anoen Stesefif. Gitensn fsr ben
fal bruSes, lasses Sitoen / 8ano,
blanbet meo lipt JOB, iiummet Melf;
n9iie Morsen ombpttes benns 8lanbins
meb en- M. Saa tgrres ben meo ct
8leoe, 8u9eu fplbes meb IeriiIe, ST.
Ten meles meo &u9mel % iteses / brus
net SmGr.
On COB Gage for Stinter.
Eli 2 fore Sfinter fOses 2 Gunb Sirup
(WOlasies), 3 8part Salt os ct fierbe.
bells Yunb Salpeter, ipm toses Op.
Eda 8unben al ct 9raus ltrpss Salt,
Stinterne neblasses meo aipoiioen, ps
&gren impress pel puer. S~perpies 2
@anse oaslis i Z User, bporpaa Sin.
ferne er iGrbise til at RIGGS.
Gtialtefustaip 20. aost ferItt
Disc, &alus eler 5aarsfjpb, ipm er Bit
folot, snibes spbt inc meb Salpeter.
On Sage lapes al Salt us tosenoe 8anb,
ps, naar ben er folb, l9sses &isoet /,
efter at babe faat en- sanife let Tres.
Otter s 9ase er BET paaienoe ialt.
gtaar man pil BRUCE beraf, snten aiua.
Ties BET / fosenbe ganb eler siues bet
ct let Optos.
Gets 8ienpetesn, bpprpeb
filler COB ubrenbt&affe
raoaarlis. 1. @pbe a~afebgnner
er baarbe % tunse % iputsr meb Set
beb / Sanb.
2. &afebsnner, iom ilpber paa Sans
bet, CT al oaarlis Sort.
8. @oee a%affebsnner pptaser intet
Sane | Jig os pesblir at pare baarbe.
4. Om aaffe er farpet, e~riarer man,
naar man lager Ssnuerne / parmt
SanS os rpiier benz opstis. Gr be far
'eee, oil 5arpeitpffst lpsne fig fra Bpm
tsrile ps saa pper | @anbst, al bpilfet
nan peo picere unberirseIie fan fomme
liter, bpab Slass ben anpenbie Sarpe
r.
5. vi Ssuanb bsberpet 8aife fien
yer man paa ben meset ubebaselise
iom gpunerne / iaa Salo bar %
'aa, at De er ,ilbsielise til at flabe fig
aft til binanben.
6. Ct enonu ~iitrere Mibbel til at
lenbe 8afe, ipm er beb9rpet al So.
'ano, beitaar / at rpite Bgnnerne / folot
buis Sanbet oa faar ialtaatia
iaa er bet ~iittert, at &afen bar
aset staoe psS SSuanb cs er ubyuses
ls.
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05
y. Inuuoicn,
Srapcr =
SGs octtc os buff!
Sctorab, Soma

25gtriiabstilbno ente5 beln lite % pl mber iueen Cm
%fGnbi9beocy Inbta8cs uuoer 50 Gcuts per giuie. Spu Cro uo9iyr
Ell yIute. Sette ior at i~Orcbp99e Misbrug.
SObsialbGumrOeler Abounsuters Samilie optaoes gratis,
DOG fan nj lie ome mere eub ii 9nicrS tlaos. Giteriunralltr INF.
cages 'or u Sent pr Orb. Gnu Orb re9nes ior en- gtnie. pen9ent
n1aa molenoeo reo 9Iteripgr9ieen, elers opta0es ben life.
MNrceirs 6%OraHSrtHg. 9iour Ell Nbonreut eui,er lin aouSie
'otaHortt, mGo ben toIigcre AoreSie op9iues.
aSreelelappen oil nopHe, uaar Sioen CT ube. Geo Mqrfe til
Sotoen, 90 leuo ino pGanpt, buS De iremoeles enIfer glaoet.
Hpc IbounrHtcr beOes nOienSe ueiagtis abresie Toit. OiFt.
NountD % Stot, iumt P. o. Box cQer Drawer, ON Iaoban baue5
undertaking bsr belt Re Money Orders, Registered Letters,
'aeT SefIer. LOCAL CHECKS mobta9es lite lom iulo Setahn9,
90 u N'oa lenoe Dem III ben Sunt. De er uoh.bte paa, for GoQsthon,
% oale toner IRA 10 til p GtS. Stem life at lG99e Money Order
>'""'t"tH euer $erlen Io Srepet. SuHaoa Yapir= SU!ars q
ne OUIo mere cNo 30 Gents. ri er life aniparlige for Posti
Notes, Seno Dem lite. &c fan iaa Ell Money Order for ct lilGa
U 10 vents, % oenne er COB iom @ulo. Express Money Orders
81 ooafe bulge o9 ntre. Eesb iuotl $500 foler tun Gents, o9
IAN T9o'oeS oeo etbuert 6rpreis : ince.
0uf FtH9e lcHot %alHinbelige Srepe fan ~rb9ipereu life pare
o"looFli9' Set bGnoer, at i%aaoanne grepe bir boyte paa Veieu.
SHSleHSrre moa OpsiUe lit Napu. bog life ior Oiisntlissisrelit,
unotoSen ia iorlan0es.
Slapet lan brttlcs til subper Sib al garet, oa abounemsutel
Vt9neS la ben {o, 3uSbetaline tier.
SHlereslaAte Seretuinser ira be i~orl.ieuiae Dele af 9auSd
"'''1S'' sF''e' men lenp ps lite ppIitifs eur lirtsIiss 6ieplsitr.
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05

}fgtriiatstlbno eniteS belN lite % pil umber ingen On
~iGnol96eoer mota9eS uuoer so Gcnts per giuie. Spu Orb uogi,
cr yinie. Sette icr at ~iOrcbpg9e Misbru9.
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05
CERTIFICATE OF WARRANTY.

WE hereby warrant this Improved Singer Sewing Machine, OF or
Manufacture, and bearing our trade mark, and numbered 26G,2SI to endure
The natural wear and tear Of family use for Five Years, and agree to supply
free Of charge any defective or broken parts Of the same for that term
excepting only the wear and breakage Of Needles, Bobbinsa and Shutucs.
81 u8utnee Gatifat nil 6Hs fmst til Gutpus Der ls5u IN G. 6iNe MoNNur
Nm, ct cro Ill DC SornuItiec: 1d6 &c tsbr en- GpmaIine % lite or
legs meb BEN. @rintriom1ct 0iattne ma bt9anSts mo 6ouian5.
Nn;inCn Ct nsiosugl iammnat, mutt uonDyr, GH&r fit arbd6G o. let a.
origG.
No brr DtafiHe isiscr en- pen 1omItu9 uif moo Suhruntniu (ttachmcnt)
III Sug 5or5irocic mcb ben: en- ufHer, en- tucker, ct Get hemmer, en- foot
hemmer. Ct STRGGm. IN wrench, en- CleOnbt en- gauge, N gauge 5tut, en-
utra throatpate, en- utra check Gprus en- ga.c Eaatr 9 bobbins, % Gu c3
om, aoerbes man nOI omgaoS Rattuu, ia ut ouiaa u iuIonrnet1t nJuu
9miortG en- tomplI Spma1iuG iacis III at iaue eauq
Iemide 1de CT iGtritu0r po ndp al steel gauge, iaa Se pa5hu oBd3
ati"rot, % e Tda her Ct uoat ior bon neHttc SGrninar CT al bet dnefc Staol %
po@u pua ta Esasisnt iommn
Natuiouune % @aaaa bjoe 0ofinr u al sc bbne GGass. ca u6palqt mS
lgrte Cm5gssd8bN.
Get isie Falanaldut Ct en- r3d8 6Or1tNrtug "a iaalbes antrast 1t enauue
lbobbins fan pohs ntn al 1ofnn idO arbdtu, iG at bet It. Der rl p0,
aiioo ian GB9e uotngutL
en- amm iorHi"t9 5ob"rtn9 CT se.threadtng eyelet, check lever os
needle clamp.
1uG mere mo 1000 al Ode Dofinr sus, % aae iDnes frrottes soot ON
om.
1aIHnu pl thee ictt 6iute Ho 6otrhn; Ten p,r 100 QuuS Ga Sraqur
Vii tltUc ubdgteig = omtuus 60, pg 80 Wt. ct oil pare auIpaiia iae cy
wr oou @tounntr, at Damntu tommer til ft eettmmeIshe6. iormai man
egapy usiogug acr0c cpqU 6m rrrmshs Suuboneraiou, oa ou ustoaua
ESusie pGa ForOfS Gouug % StQt
6nttauSig Gcr@ie:
y. slnunoien,
&FoWF SctOrab, Soma.
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05

"Ioora5s Eoiu"s UpGper bur lat Fs toy5intefe m6 en- hOr SpmanHaes
5u5ut o9 ioor bupb Gu5Uius til at hnH FaHe soSG5 H5onuuhr eu btail "a
u5Hs COB 1qmaIfuo sun nj poo, at bet tie g for at bTise os iep at utbewSG
n0 bmRt Soyutnug. Gubpr nil bWube at en- Spmatine lite Fan pbusus
iIstu uS SIlOo, naor ben Raj pcre COB. Ter CT uSn Iutpl mango bIaai
"1toyags gocn"s GFounutar. cr IAN bape ems Tor en- Spmanu, men Iom ts
bar 6aao til at tlt en- al oMe toh5ors 4iatHer, butd seller lie u nsepcntuu
uay be tan jaa On ugdae COB ior en- 2ubhsd al Frer.
ii Brm al tBe 0aHu,r roasnSe Uot Sontor, % mO bsuue fl piu asr.
ucacnes
Decorah-posten., 1888-12-05

North Star Throat and Lung Balsam or 81
l'''ert 1F'ocel for Scite % SprfisIeIie 91o'
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

houof
Old money bags mopes in his office all day,
As snappish and cross as q bear;
The clerks know enough to keep out of his
way,
Lest the merchant should grumble and
swear.
Even Tabby, the cat, is in fear Of a cuff,
Or o kick, If she ventures too near;
They all know the master is apt to be
rough,
And his freaks unexpected and queer.
What makes the old fellow 50 surly and
grim,
And behave so c~onfoundedly mean?
There's certainly something the matter
with him
Is it stomach, or liver, or spleen?
We've guessed this liver Is sluggish and
bad,
His blood is disordered and foul,
It's enough to make any one hopelessly
mad,
And greet his best friend with a growl.
The worldwide remedy, DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, will correct a
disordsred liver me purify the blood, tone
your system and build up your flesh and
strength.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

ARTHUR, who is forbidden to speak
at the table, had his revenge the other
day. AS dinner began he was uneasy,
and finally said, Ma, can't / speak
Just one wordY"
"You know the rule. Arthur"
"Not one word?"
"No, Arthur, not until your father
finishes the paper"
Arthur subsidized until the paper ives
finished. when he was asked what he
wished TO say.
"Oh. nothing; only Nora put the
custards outside the window to cool,
and the cat has been eating them up"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30
,HERE is a colored conrregat,on ~

tHERE ID q coiored congregation OF
vethodists, who, until a couple of
Months ago, were led in the paths of
tectitude by a very young preacher.
YHe wa q fluent son OF Ham and the
length Of the words he hurled at Lis
hearers was only limited BY his lungs
at one effort.
This was all very well for a time, but
when the elders of the church saw that
the argument adduced did not draw
the erring ones nearer to the big white
throne q change was decided upon and
q committee Of n was appointed to
ask for the preachers resignation.
When the errand had been stated
the preacher Indignantly asked what
the congregation expected for nothing.
"Waal. now, doan' yo' see, we duz
cent expect"
isn't my character away up yam
above procrastination?n
mo trouble bout dat, but say, yer
isn't fur enuf dedicated to"
''Kain't l talk confidently enuf ter
suit de most ~rapashusp"
"Dat's 1t, chile, OATS it; hole right
on whar var now. Yo' kin talk and
yo' can talk, but yo' don't pint out; yo'
kin argIfy an yo' kin argify, but yo'
dOan't show wharein."
The resignation wa handed In di.
rectly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

"BoBBY," said his mother, as he
emptied out n of his pockets, show
can you carry such stuff around? Mar.
bles, string. a broken key, an empty
pill box, a slate pencil"
Let me see what you We got in your
pocket, ma" interrupted Bobby, and
he took therefrom two samples Of dress
goods, a thimble, a poem entitled sleep
Baby, Sleep a recipe for picking on
ions, half a paper of small safety pins.
and three blind buttons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

"Yes, I had a very narrow escape" said
a prominent citizen to a friend. 81 was
confined to my bed for a year and my
friends gave me up for a ~consumptive's
grave, until 1 began using Kemp's Balsam
for the Throat and Lungs, and here l am,
sounda and hearty" Yvu will find it for
sale by all druggists. Price zoe aud 81.
Sample Bottle Free.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30
II is a simple matter to test kerosene

II is a simple matter to test kerosene
oil. The point or danger is called the
flashing point, which is the degree of
temperature at which it is ~evaporated
and explodes. The lowest safe point is
100 degrees; 100 degrees is low enough
for domestic use. To make the test,
pour a small quantity of kerosene in a
small saucer or tin vessel, and float 1t
In a basin Of water heated to 100 de-
Rrees, Apply a lighted match an inch
or go above the oil and II it takes fire
1t is dangerous. Have a Thermometer
in the water and note the temperature
as it falls and the lowest point of fash
ing is easily ascertained, or the water
may be gradually heated by adding
boiling water from so degrees up, and
the flashing point found out.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

A CHILD's nurse boxes the young
ster's ears soundly; the infant is about
five years old. A passer by exclaims
Indignantly:
show can you treat such a little
child so shamefully2"
Little is itp at what age would
you like me to box his earsP When he
gets bigger he'll box NINE"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

BAKED OMELET.-Heat three tea
cupsful of milk, melting In 1t a bit of
butter as large IS a walnut. Beat well
together five eggs, n teaspoonful Of
flour and q scant teaspoonful of salt
and add to the hot milk, stirring as
rapidly as possible. Turn into a hot,
well-buttered frying-pan and bake in a
quick oven one-quarter Of an hour.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

The spooks and goblins that delight
To fill with terror all the night;
That stalk abroad in hideous dreams
With which dyspepsia's fancy teens,
Will trouble with their ills
The man who trusts in Pierce's Pills.
DR.. Pferce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets
vegetable. harmless, painless, surel
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

GoosEBERRY PRESERVE, - Goose
berries need but a pound of sugar to a
quart of fruit, sour as they are. Boil
the sugar, dissolved in water, twenty
minutes, add the fruit and let 1t boil
for five minutes. and then take off the
FIRE and set 1t aside for twenty-four
hours. The second day boil the fruit
and strip until clear and thick.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

Fire Cautiously Ktnded.-A curious
instance of the kindling of a fire by
means of the concentration of the SUMS
rays by a globular water bottle through
which they passed is related by a cor
respondent of La Nature. The day
was cold. but the sun shone brightly;
the bottle, an ''onion-shaped'' flask fill.
ed with water so as to form q perfect
lens, sat upon the table. The starting
Of the fire. which would have Caused
great damage If the relator of the Incl.
dent had not been present to extlnguish
1t, was revealed by the smoke. A de.
1lberate experiment was made on the
next day, with complete success, in
klndling a fire by this means.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

That ALLoocK's Porous PLAsTsRs are tile high
est result Of medical science and skill, and IN In
Eredients and method have never been equsled.
That they are the original and genuine porous
plasters upon whose reputation imitators trade.
That ALLoocx's Porous PLAsTKRs never fail TO
perform their remedial work quickly and efrectu-
ally.
That for Weak Back, Rheumatism, Sciatica,
Colds, Lung Trouble, Kidney Difficulties, Malaria,
Dyspepsia, Liver and Stomach Affections, Strains
and all Local Pains, they are invaluable.
That when you buy ALLCocK's Porous PLAs-
TIERS you obtain the best plasters made.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

CANNED FRUITs.-Put the prepared
fruit in a jar and cover with boiling
strip, sweetened to the taste. On three
successive mornings drain of the strip
boil again and pour over the fruit. The
last morning let fruit and sirup come
Just to the boiling point. but do not
boil; then seal Immediately, Straw
berries preserve their shape and never
ferment.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

STRAWBERRY BLANC NANCE. -
Take a quart of hulled strawberries and
spread them on a dish, sprinkling over
them about a quarter Of a pound Of
p~ulverized sugar, letting them stand
for six or seven hours, or sufficient
time to allow the juice to flow from
them. Then have made of gelatine q
good stiff blanc mango, sweeuened to
taste, and stir into 1t the Juice which
has oozed from the berries. When all
is mixed thoroughly, put it into a damp
mould and set In a cold place till
needed for serving.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

To MAKE a perfect batter use one
even oupful of sifted -four to one full
cup Of milk and one egg. Beat the egg
very light. add a pinch Of salt and the
milk. Then pour it very gradually on
the -four, stirring all the time, so 1t
won't be lumpy, and afterward beat it
again for two or three minutes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

Col. YERGER got Sam Johnslng to
hold his horse while lie, the colonel,
went into a saloon.
81 expect you are pretty thirsty, amt
you, oamp" asked the colonel, when he
came out wipiDg his mouth.
"Dat all depends on you, boss. Hits
for you to say. I never am much thir-
sly at my own expenses"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

WATERMELON CAKE.-For the
white part, take two cupsful of white
sugar, one cupful Of butter, n cup
full Of sweet milk, three and a half
cupsful Of flour, the whites of eight
eggs, three t~easpoonsful of baking pow
der. For the red part, take one cup
ful Of red sugar, a half cupful Of butter,
q third cupful Of sweet milk, two cups
full Of -four, the whites Of four eggs,
one teacupful Of r~aisins, two teaspoons
full Of baking powder. Be careful to
keep the red part around the tube of
the pan and the white around the edge.
It requires two persons to fill the pan.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

For SPICED GRAPES take the pulp
from the fruit, preserving the skins.
Boil the pulp and run through q colan.
der to get out the seeds, then add the
skins to the strained pulp and boil with
the sugar, vinegar and spices. To every
seven pounds of grapes use four and
one-half pounds Of sugar, n pint OF
good vinegar. Spice quite highly with
ground cloves and allspice. with a little
cinnamon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

FRIED SoUAsH.-Peel a ripe squash,
cut it in slices half an inch thick and
about two inches square, salt it. and
let 1t stand in an earthen dish for an
hour; then season the pieces with salt
and pepper, roll them in -four, put them
into a frying pan containing ,epc5ugt
fat to cover the bottom and . own them
on both sides. While tIlne squash il
being fried make a,faiish Of toast, poul
a little boiling, water into the par
where the squash was fried, stir 1t fol
two or three minutes, and then pour II
over, the squash and serve 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

"AH, George" she murmured IS
they drove along the moonlight road,
lam [ very dear to your" And George
as he did a little sum in mental arith-
metic in which a team and his Sc salary
largely figured, softly answers, Every
lpar.D
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

Ill, the word ''health" is meaningless, Bui
to the one who has suffered and despaired.
health appears as a priceless boon. 10 the
thousands of unfortunate women who are
suffering from some of the many forms O.
weaknesses or Irregularities peculiar I,
their sex, DIR. Pierce's Favori;e Prescrip-
ton holds forth the promise of a speedy re.
s~toration of this "priceless BOOM"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

PHILANTHRoPIsT Il understand,
my dear sir, that you have presented
all your drivers with overcoats. / hope
they are good, warm ones.
Coal Dealer-Indeed, they are; made
of the heaviest goods in the market and
weighted with metal to keep them from
blowing. They weigh one hundred
pounds apiece.
"Myi Myl How can they stand
themp"
"They don't stand; they never leave
the carts, you know"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30
iSTRAwBERRY SuoRTcAKE.-O

{STRAwBERRY SHoRTCAKE. - One
cTIuart Of -four sifted dry, with two large
teaspoonsful of baking powder, one Ia
hlespOonful of sugar and a little salt.
Add three tablespoonful Of butter, and
sweet milk enough to form a soft
dough. Bake in a quick oven, aud
when partially cooled split open, spread
with butter, and cover with a layer OF
Strawberries we'll sprlnkled with sugar
lay the other half on top and spread in
the same manner.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

@TIENT-oh, Doctor, you don't
know how it worries me to think that
l might be buried alive.
Doctor-Calm yourself, Mrs. D. You
need have NO fear Of anything like that.
Trust to me, and 1 assure you that you
are in no danger.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

"WERE you at the ball at the Gov
ernor's mansionp" asked Mrs. Peterby
OF DIR. Perkini S%oonover.
"Yes. / was there, and enjoyed my
self very much" replied the doctor,
81 didn't see your name IN the list Of
distinguished personages."
81 know that very well. The editor
has a spite at me, and left my name
out. All, Mrs. Peterby, we doctors
have lots Of enemies in this world"
Eyes. But not as many as In the
next"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

81 READ so many cases of people be-
ing buried alive. Is there no remedy
for itp"
1.-THE only remedy . know is for the
Legislature 10 lass a law compelling
doctors to finish their work properly"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

PINEAPPLE BAvARIAN CREAM
One pint Of fresh or canned pineapple,
one small teacupful of sugar, n pint
Of cream, half a package Of gelatine,
half a cup Of cold water. Soak the
gelatine two hours in the water. Chop
the pineapple fine, put it on with the
sugar to simmer twenty minutes. Add
the gelatine and strain Immediately
through a cloth or sieve into a tin ba-
sin. Rub the pineapple through as
much as possible. Beat until 1t begins
TO thicken, then add can which has
been whipped to a froth. When well
mixed pour into a mould and set away
to harden. Serve with whipped cream.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

Eggs should be marked with til,
date Of setting before putting then
under the hens, 10 that II any othe,
hen should lay in the nest at any time
you will know how to distinguish tn,
fresh eggs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-06-30

6EyERAI little boys, who ALWAYS
play together, went off one afternoon
lately leaving one of their number be.
hind. His Oldest sister, seeing HIM at
home. asked:
"Why, where are the others?"
s'Gone off,"
"Gone where?"
.'Well, for what they call 'fun,' vt
mother calls mischief
"But," persisted his sister, "why
didn't you go, toop"
"Oh, mother trusts me so dreadfully
/ can't erer have any fun"