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Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Niioria, Oregon.
Nr. Hepaftpr!

Weoens les i gbsrs glao bar left ON
Sneitorme oe 8uloe slennem Yinterens 2gb,
tan les Der fra |eittpiten al Nmeriia berette,
at ri bar baft oct soot i iaa Senieenoe; BET
par iaa piot, ri i'll ie Sne i Sauuar Maar
neo. ytu bar ri gpbt yeir % 80 8raoers
Tarme n9iten bper Gag.
get bar iorreiten en- auoen Eins, lss uilos
1friue ON.
5 "9scorabsB oiten"s gto. 90 fob ct Stpfte
ira en- Miss Somebody, eler ganebrpoeren
for aprreippnbancen fra 5aribault, iom bun
falote fig en- Silsnins til Seftens @amlina,
Yepperipenb, @ut eler llnsoom, iom BUN
uotrpite fig So, sun ifuloe ieet oisie tapre
Gutter oeruoe, bporleoes be fIRmpeoe fig
Irem blanpt Sne % 8uloe, iaa trUr ies reppe,
bun bapoe talbt benz Statler. Sun Tube
paiaa ieet benz ON Sommeren arbeibe paa
lin Sam, msb SbGroisbeS ps Noc. Get
er Gutter, iom er bert at ores % beunores
af Sitens Eiser, % life at sisres Nar al.
Sun ipprser esiaa: 1Sporfor I al 8eroen
oros oisie |iiirser paa 9anbjcroen oeruoe."
Ga, Yitin9er paa 2anbioroen, bet er ct Napn,
icm be meo 9grs iurtjener. Sporfcr be eros
oeruo, 10 Oct lfal ies iise benbe. 2e iaa l
Often en- @Gusre bigger, iom git % itpnneSs
unoer gnbre ps tilise crUs temmeiis irem
mob Yeppermp aloersn, iaa tGutte be: 9an
cs MI bragg no i Yeiten os ie I'll at lfore Of
ct Slenl, sporbsn pi meo 9ioen tan fpre en-
oa anoen af eisie itattels Tiser, for at sisre
benz lptfalise, os MI, naar Slemmet er fsr'
bat, pa gutten or "a Grbpois at title Snos
baoelien iaa pbmpst iom til: "aom % bjalp
ps!" iaa ipnes ies ianoelis, at bet sr ubsIltst,
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Glear gate. Snpa.

zouaboaen "5arpen" bar les mobtaset,
Ssr ianot Ies en- RGnsoe be,lenete Sunse
mine strleoase. os en- @l9oe bar oct OF
.,ose pisie sobe samle a%IenotrSer.
asr par Reninsen iijor at iaa en- Sern-
s,5s mo fra SpSusft, men Ylanen git pp i
Va, % uel Sar bet, tbi eiter min Menius
a., ZEN enc Sernbane, iom er, soot aarte at
;cripne Speu meo boab ben tiltranSer, ps
.,o rem Waaoe lap D9iaa Jarmerne at be-
tale uugen M Stat.
. poljtilt 0snieenoe oeler be Norite fig /
Fepnblitanere ps 9emotrater; nosIe barer
soypsn paa bes9e Stnlere % lnor Den eiter
&etret.
asr er euonu en- Gel 9ano Of iaa tlsbt for
,;rslio Tris en- 3 eler 4 NRile ira Speu.
S. s.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Suroal, siQmore Co., Winn.

0utpni, lStunloIe w, Utihl'
Fort settlement er / Den ipbpeitlige Yart
a 6llmore os ben ipopitli9e at Moiper
e0lHtp ben ltgrite 9el / iDritnGpnte. vi
i'rsr her Ct no9enlunbe iiiQe % roli9t Gtp,
%'aoltlpnt 81 life fan iise. at Ri er aloeles nbe'
''''e al Den aamp, iom fpres yeroer, baaoe
saa oct enc oS aneet Self. Wminoelis'
Tt' Inoer man bet mer % mer ugbpenoiSt
= l9iie zig s~rnnoist inb / ane 6prbploe,
9aaoe r~elt9ioie % ueroslise, iau man iunfe
,V'e al %IortaIte Oct Snoe % Stapslise, os
''gVloe Oct 8oce os gapnlise.
eerss Slao er Spot list her; bet er bet
gu'Slte norite Slao, jes ,jenber. Zen BEL
"gF Sr9mie er pGrc be Yerse, pg iaa sr
e'4'e' % "Seo Irncn" iaa COB os iuno
rSS"'n9, lom gip9en Tan bpbe jim 5anllie.
<'corab %oiten" buroe finoss i etbpert gus
y 9p'is, Bet bill iise hos ole Morite Der !
SsIterbeimen.
oOt at 5r9en ifal meme, of Solicit Der bar
. Vs eaa 9aoIireH, Tan ies meboele ON
1v'tnln9erue. Seq oil pa nGpne apiuSe.
,r n1Uo9sn, 9ebaliCrsniusen, 5armeriur
!, I9S' l5armers ~auiance), Sansipreninsen,
.lOEesanenoe ginter blep Der arbeieet pua
4, w 0annet en- aibolosiprenins, iom Der
''He NS ncsen ~alminoelis Srans I'll
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Minourp, @is.

Minoprp, Nis.
M}inepro er ell lioen 9anbsbp, beli99euoe
0 N&tle r%orbsnfor @ei- SaIem, i ben Del at
ga Grosie 60, iom fables 2etpis Ialep.
Spen bar en- imuf Yelissenbeb, % llolia=
terne Ior benne Tlaos piloe blipe aanife To-
oenoe, ON ri funoe iaa N Sernbane islens
mem. Ser bar osiaa p9ret Gale ON, of en-
Sernbnne lfuloe bps9es fra 8auian til Blad.
&lper Sails o9 pioere til Ga Crosse. Sil bette
er9an9 fomme til npset Helultat, iaa maa
ben gao ltte lan9t fra Der. BOG er oct mere
rimeli8t, at De pil fgl9e ylad Htper, tbi, ital
ben gIpre os ct geipg, ma "5mp big
Vlufts" 9jennemlfj9res; oeroeo ital Yeien
blipe np9le Yfile ~fortere.
vi bar MI for Siben 2 General Stores, bet
enc eies % beitpres al ". 6. Sanion, iom
osiaa eier Wtinoorp Creamery. Gan er en-
ipri9 5orretainssmanb, liseiom be panlte,
li9Ite 3iIiosboerp iom ufteit tilialoer ham.
vi bar ? Sladlmitb Chops, l Nasson Shop
ps en- Gre snafings chop. s. Nf. Sones sisr
en- soo Sprretnin9 / ale Slass Ganobruss.
Geoltaber, T%inompner, BUMPER o. /. D..
Soose Il 90. ital oprette ct "Gbeaie Sac
torn" Der til Sommeren.
vi bar 3 atrfer, en- prcsbpterianlf, en- Me
tboeiit % ct "Suuie Of Traper", ipm benpts
tes al forlfieui8e Samiunr.
vi ben norite SefOlfniu9 Der bprer De lie
tie til Spnooen o9 b~etlenes al Yaltor Il. g.
9. Slermltao fra Cali @ap. San mpbtog
aaloet fDrit iilor Ssif, men ban er oiit en-
retltaiien % nlotiGr Mano / Serrers 3je=
neite, iaa Meeni9b ben bar en- ganlte lps 6rems
tio. vi bar en- 9oftpr, s. g. g8ap. San
bar paa ben forte 9ib, ban bar p9ret Der,
erbperpet Jig ct soot Napn os pnttaIes meo
ulminbslis &os.
gte9en Sne % it9rt @uloe sr Beretnin-
serne ira alle 8arter al 9anoet, iaa reg oil
life opGle lGn9e peo bette 9bema. Seq oil
fun iise, at ri er heller lille blet iparst.
NGiten bperanoen Sarmer flaser coer, at
ban bar ior lioet Seed" % Ss; llaar BERTH
ta9es S%etrastnin9, at iioite CONNER life
aolsoes Roget at iGlse, iaa fan gnbper lutte
iW til, at Der er "oaarlise Siper" Der cslaa.
Set Ter no til, at "7ecorabs Tolten" TOM.
mer til at beige bper norif 5amilie her, ba
bet / 6orbolo til Yriien % bet interesiante
G9isitut, er oct bilisite al ale norlfe Ylabe,
pi tlenoer. W. 9. Soel.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
6preit gitn. Yptter Go. 9of,

forait gitp er en- lioen Sp ~belig9enoe peo
yHsiouri Jiip r; ben er life me9et tor, men
bar slort itore 5remifrict iioitleoen CONT
ntcr, rg eiteriom bet ier no til, oil ben 9iBre
lere uGIte CONNER. vi bar bait en- tenn
mtli9 itrens Yinter iioen Sul, meo meset
Sne; men Yoiter gpuntp fan prize Jig Int
.gt, Ia bet life bar miiiet ct eneite Ytennes
ittlip gIennem bisie itpsse Stprme. get er
life mango NoromGuo Der runot; men Der er
E!aps NOT FIR Here, pg ies lfnloe pnlte, Der
c,Ioe TONNE ri9tig mango bib. 8ulot iaa
iia gait er oct Dog life Der, lom "aViis Spmes
!cDp" fra 6ariballt, Minu, tror, bog tom
,r lea, De bar bait bet ligeiaa tolot % li9ss
ill tor Sue Der, iom Ui bar Der; men DC bar
1lturllgoiS ilere al oct initte alon, eno oi
bar; allisepel bar ri life tor Waria9 til at
.!ase, "a ri bar iltre 9amle Eeppermper til
Il itpre pore nile 6artgier oper otsie itpr
mtnoe ErHrier, 70 til al Gpffe bar ri ltGrte
auterflRttir9er, iom boloer benz i~itfert, naar
II iOmmer I'll Saor.
gb. gliaiou.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Soma til Sronten!
6pao bine genner % Hnboer Tiger
ON en- uigtis sag.

Jslsenbe 5eitimonier, ipm ri uopicr.
bret bar mOotaset, ira oire Raboer os
Tenrer, iom on flenoer og os.er, 6uroc
ocerbeuiie enboer 2uiuler. Gisie Eat.
nemmelisbebs Orb er ira BEN, Der Bar
liet, men CT nj iriite, % be, Der ieneer
rem, uil ieluiplselis sierne bioruse tit
I'll, at andre, plasct iom &c par, fan
tieuoe 9Rseoom. Ter or iusen 8rmo,
bpOriOr ou itnloe Longer pare plaset
al Spsbomme / Rprsne, 2eIereu ps
Muuen. On fan belbrebcs laauel iom
andre. JOrism life Longer Bleie, men
ticb ioas, buao Der itaois pil brinse
Dig 6elie os Stprfe.
gow Moor, Sopa, 3Ote 9ecbr. 1857.
Seq tleuoer ale sooe SseHitaber ueo "gSars
ner's SAFE Cure. I'll TO 'or1ilellae Itoer
bar "8atuers SAFE Gure pirtelts beIbreoet
min Geperipgoont.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
8ppo, Wihln.
Gb, Gliaion.


Bono Ell en- Citation pea Eaclit 3iuilicn
al minneapolis & q. 9ouiS u. H., beli9s
3eaOe / BET ipopItlige Sigrne al Sac aui &arle
lQrup VDen CT life ltor; her er 2 aln,ins
selise Stores, ct Saropare Store, en- Smeo=
Chop, ct Sotel, Ell glepator % 2 Tarebule;
let enc tilbprer Sarrerne Sme9nen % 9lgr
goo 6Orreintu9.
gaubet berpmfrir9 or almiaoeliS goo 3prtz
ln9siOrc, 90 Noliu9erne bar pGrtt sooe,
.tse iioen 8rGsbopperne reiite berfra 1877,
ia 6armerne berpmirins er alminoeli8ois
600 Sitting.
NueoepIiien bar oRret 9anlte lieen Der De
10 iioite glar, iaa SoeoeaolinSen NOT life bar
5sialt iig rurt for Sarmernr, Dog bar 81 bait
tCperllOo til 4ipsopbolb, iaa ri bar Sntet
at tla9e.
Slnteren bar pRret 9anlte BART Der; ul bar
'aact en- RGusbe Sue, iaa SernbanefGroie'
len bar rGret Itanbist Here 8ange. gn ing
None lrgS ibjcl en- 4 O 8 Wtle berfra | y n
ter bun bapoe pGret hos nGrmeite Nabo, %
tuloe goa biem pm 8peloen life fulot Z
ghl; bun bar formobentli9 taset Sell al
Selsu; ON Yior9eren ianotes bun itip os
oo ct Stptte fra fit Slem. Nnore lllptter
qar leg life bprt ON Der / NRrbeoen.
s. Q.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11

@eCmcr, Soma, 22oe 0ectr' 1ss7.-See
Burger nh "ySarner's Safe Cure. SEQ
brueer bet for Rbeumutisme og andre eng
bonnie. 9et bj9lper mig.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
On 6ilien bjcm!
Tepperipero.

2pl Get pe ieuer, ION leg gdr ttGr.
Ter unsopmsbiertet log trn9e Slas,
Ia Ies bortreifte pua 8aareus Tag.
Seq biIier Gue, ia en- os 0per,
Com enb Der blemme / Salen er.
Zig samle 9ubbe meb inespiot Saar,
iii p9laa en9an9 bar jet bin 8aar.
Seq bilier melt hos til 6ur os Mor,
2, botlten Wogt bar oeI oisie Orb;
Obi ON ira Goer je9 burtreiit er,
s altie iteoie ital BIZ mig tl9r.
% on min eneite ijRre Brpr,
Sppr les big iapner, ou piit ei tror.
Og alori9 bet at NIT Winoe gaar,
Zen Tag, nj itiltes, oa Oct uor Iaar.
s 9lore SBitre, iom blen,me er,
I'll goer osiaa min Silien bRr.
s MI / faSreite Woreu itaar,
Som friite Slomiter i 2iuets @aar.
I'll pnsite Spiter, iom enonu saar
s bpao man faloer for Barneaar.
yttt Srlte er, at bu poiser irem,
I'll 5rpo % 8IRoe for tI9re Slem.
Su bills Dor 9al meo bet patre Yano,
@feo iolps Yplse oeo Itpstleot Stranb.
Dteo Sfi9r pa Ger, iom srpnilebt itaar,
Sper9an9 bet after er blepen Taar.
2u itolte aamp meb Din 5inoe blaa,
9u mango SlRster bar leet paa.
% aar ON Sglten BET Sneialo bar,
9u bpiotl9bt 8appe paa 2pppen bar.
2u @Brjomsaa mso bin rare Sps,
9u ofte brummet bar Bas til os.
Men tleo al Sansen jee aIoris bleu;
On Saaren aommeh on melt "a req.
Seq Silien ienoer til Moen Der;
Seq buffer Goer, s 9an,le 3r9r,
s title 3lern meb Del flare Sano,
Seq ofte leste peb goers Strano.
Su tienote, tiGre 9ronfl9ote 81.
Suor Y9r je9 pluffet peo S9terlti;
Su bor / 81 ct Sanserfor,
Spm patreIt lpnser, naar bet er Yaar.
so big, por SRter, ies slemmer Ell;
Obi moriontt bar oct, at saa oen 8ei,
Som fprer pp til bet lDie Steo,
Spor lunt tu li9ser / Stosens Jreb.
Wtit Siem er berlist W2ioiommerstio,
Naar Nlt er perlist % lnilsr bib,
90 Commentator / bpie Nprb,
Gin li9e bar Ell paa belle Soro.
So lps o9 lager er 9alen Der,
Som altib iteoie Ifal bli mig flor.
Seq baober after ie big isier,
% billie poa Dig, min samle Ben.
VT MI jes iapner iaa tiot nit Sjem,
9io 3anfsn oite oil ieile frem.
Seq t0nfer belIt pan, boor IfIgn on iiaar,
Iu naar BET after ltal bliue Saar.
Ser panorer jes iom en- 5remmeo ON,
Natnren ipnes mig tans % tom;
9bi bpor les END Der / Yelten saar,
Seq iapner altib min Sjembpsbs Saar.
SEP bel ia 2ier ps Yaro os Slelo,
Ss s, ipm Dor Der peb 8pitens YGlo.
Seq ba1ber, at je9 ON nosle Nar,
3o9 after genie ltal gbers gaar.
SAB Raalet bog for Dor ganorins bli,
VT en9ang iamlet forenes ri
Ser / bet 9anoet, bpurpm ri tror,
Ut Der er euis beftanois Soar.
8. y. V.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
Gn liben @mt bapbe faaet en- alpo

Gn lioen @ut bapbe faaet en- alpor-
Zig Sfianbeprefen al lin Mor, Der tit
Hut ienbte BAN uo / Sauen for, at finbs
ct 8is, buormeb ban ifulbe itrafes.
Otter en- Stunbs JOrlsb tom ban int
isien os iasbe:
Seq fan life finbe noset 8is,
Wamma; men ber er en- Sten, iom 9r
fan faite paa mig"
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11

al 'aa iliauo. a1isspel bar guosn goctbus
l1tfe ailbscere her M sno iorrise Nar, taite.
oVre oorlpnst os bore brape Bpfolt: be an.
ilaseoe to RRnS for u~Ioulist Sala al bern.
lehoe Sr'iie; Iiosn blep bet panItelist Of 100,
laa tun Dc bel 'leuote os snmIs suneer bar
faaet 8oset. u. 8. soheIous
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11
&orreipDnDance.

y ga aorreiponoanier itrenmer iaa
rtoelist iuo nj for 9ioen, at ri bar itore
Errter, er pi nsot til at 9lsre llobrae,
,ruoers ener t~ortere, oerai, bpiltet Sas
,,u u,aa ,ose iloe op, oa bette er ben
sue;te lIopei, pi bar.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-11

Yiller. Sob gbeIterfielb foo, ~eiterni
ban bapbe ioriuot BET enselife Sof, Of:
fentlis betjenbtsipre, at ban farerebe
ale Slass sialss ps 2esemsipasbeber.
Gn 9Oro, Der uiloe iatte bam / Jorlss
senbeb, fom til bam os iasbe, at ban
bapbe to sjaleiuusbeber, bln snitebe
Zig fureret for: ben enc bar, of ban al.
brig tnlte Sanbbeo, os BEN anben, OF
ban albris tunbe erinbre noset. gbeiter=
fielb gap bam nosle Yiaer os bab bam
tpsse os neoipalse benz. Neppe bapbe
2orben faaet ben isrite / Wunben, fSr
ban ippttebe os meo ale 9esn paa
Semmelie ubbrso:
"9et er 10 Snaps!"
"Nu taller De Sanbbeb", bar Gbe=
iterfielbs Soar.
"9en Stres tai ies tilforlabelis moi
BUTTE Dem, iasbe 9orosn iorbitret.
Scr bar ri Sutommelien osiaal"
raa6te gbeiterfielb.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-08-31
The Hotel improvements.

At one OF the county hotels, after
The fourth or fifth execrable meal, /
determined to speak to the landlord.
He was a mild hammered man and
/ beckored him cut behind the
house and began with:
Say, do you realize that you are
keeping one Of the poorest, meanest
hotels in all Tennesseei"
why, no." he exclaimed in great
surprise.
"You have the poorest beds /
ever slept in, and I've slept in hog
per once or twice"
"You don't sayv
"Your cook ought 10 be killed
with a club, and your cross-eyed
waiter should have been in the grave
long ago"
WEB Wellr'
"Iiow you have managed 20 get
along and keep the place beats me
! don't want 20 be mean. but want
70 ask you If you can't improve
things o little;"
u can, and III ehcerfully do it,
sir"
"lts for your benefit 10 please
your guests, Of coursey"
"Of course II is, and I'm bound
70 do 10. III make an improvement
in less than bali an hour"
In about twenty minutes be came
around 90 me ON the yeranda, smil
ing and rubbing his hands. and said
Well, I've made it. I've cut the
cooks wages down a dollara month
and snapped that cross-eycd Niger
waiter of for a lame wench. Bel
your lifc things have got % go diff
fcrcnt here, " it costs every cent
take in. Can you suggest anything
elsc''
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-08-31

Lexington Division trains run by Central
time. Main Line trains east Of Huntington
run by Eastern time. which Ia one hour fas-
ter than Central time.
No. 4. daily from Louisville. Cincinnati
and Lexington To WASN'T ngton and the East
and 10 Richmond and Old Point Daily cx-
cent Sunday from Richmond To Old Point.
Solid train and Pullman = finest Buffet sleep
ing cars
No. 2. daily except Sunday. The Saturday
train runs only ~ far-as Chiffon Forge Daily
except sunday between Clifton Forge and
Old Point.
No 2. daily except sunday 10 Washington
Leave Washington daily. Pullman PRTlor
cars New York 10 Washington New Pull
man Buffet Sleeping ears Washington TO
Louisville and Cincinnati, and FROM White
sulphur to ~. Louis.
No. /, daily except Sunday. Pullman
Sleeping rars to Washington Pullman Sleep
Ing cars ~ithOut change, Clifton Forge and
White Sulphur tO Lexington.
Nos and b, daily except sunday. Through
Pullman service between Baltimore, Rich
mond, Old Point and White sulphur No. 9
daily from Ashland to Clifton Forge.
Old Dominion Steamers leave Norfolk on
Monday. Tuesday. We'd esday. Thursday and
Eaturday on arrival train 90 y ~; arrive In
New York next day afternoon
For rates Tickets, Baggage Checks, apply
To any office of C. 4 o. Riy; or Depot or Tick
ct Onice of Dertiug lines.
w. &. WICKHAM,
Receiver.
III. w. FULLER,
Gcn1 Pass'r Agt.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-08-31
The New spaper Law.

The following is the law rs it
stands relating to newspapers and
Inscriptions:
T. Subscribers who do not give
express notice to the contrary are
considered wishing to continue their
Inscriptions.
,. Any person who takes pa
pei regularly from the post office,
|whether directed in his name or
|another's, or whether he had sub
|scritedor not, sponsible for pay
|nent
!. If person orders his paper
iscontinucd he must pay arrears,
the publisher may continue to
bend it until payment is made, and
b n collect the whole amount
vAether the paper is taken from the
bost-ofiice or not.
1. The courts have decided that
cfu'ing to take newspapers or pc
fodicals from the office, or re
moving and leaving them uncalled
or. is prima fdcie evidence of inten-
lonal fraud.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-08-31
CEREDO WAYNE CO., w. VA. FRIDAY, AUGUST 81 1885,
ABOUT RAILWAYS.
Twenty Questions ana Answer

Twenty Questions and Answers.
Srlbners Magazine.
l. How many miles of railway
in the United States.
About 10000 miles; half the
mileage OF the world.
8. How much have they costs
Over'S9 ,000, 100000.
3. How many people are EN-.
ployed by themS
More than 100000.
4. What is the fastest time made
by n traini
Ninety two miles in 93 minutes.
one mile being made i'm i6 seconds.
on the Philadelphia * Reading rail.
road.
.. What is the cost ofa high class.
S.wheel passenger locomotivei
About SIS 500.
q. What is the longest mileage
operated by single system'
Atchison, Topeka * Santa Fe
system; about 5000 miles.
Z. What is the cost OF a palace
sleeping car?
About SIS, 900, or $1,000 if"vcs.
tibuled"
s. What is the longest railway
bridge span in the United Statesi
Cantilever span. in Poughkeepsie
Bridge, 5IS feet.
.. What is the highest railroad
bridge in the United Statesp
kinzua Niaduct, ON the Erie
road, 305 feet high.
10. Who built the first locomotive
in the United Statcs2
Peter Cooper.
IL. What road carries the largest
number OF passengcrsi
Manhatten Elevated Railroad.
New York; $4,000 day, or 19l,
625, 900 yearly.
IL. What IS the average daily
earning of an American locomotivc2
About 800.
l3. What is the longest railway
tunnel?
Hoosac Tunnel, on the Fitchburg
railway az miles).
Ii. What is the average cost OF
constructing mile OF railroad'
At the present time about $50.
000.
10. What is the highest railroad
in the United Statcsi
Denver * Rio Grande; Marshall
Pass, 1852 feet.
l6. What arc the chances of fatal
accident in railway travel'
One killed in ten million. Sta
tstics show that more people arc
killed by falling out Of windows
than in railroad accidents.
II. What lire OF railway extends
iurthest east and westi
Canadian Pacific Railway, run.
ming from Quebec to the Pacific
Ocean.
is. How long docs a steel rail
last, with average wearl
About eighteen years.
10. What road carries the largest
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Illinois Central, 4 1928, 12S in 1887.
20. What is tho fastest time made
between Jersey City and San Fran
cisco?
Three days, hours, 30 minutes
and lG seconds. Special theatrical
train, June 1856.
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NUMBER A.
How ~ Wonart Got "a Check
Cashcst.

A lady entered an up town bank
the other day to get check cashed.
Walking up TO the receiving teller's
window, she thrust the paper in the
face of that official.
Next windcr," he said e
Next wintcrr' she exclaimed.
u can I wait till thea. want the
money now"
~ said next winder," shouted the
teller.
"Oh, | understand. But this j.
the receiving window isn't iti"
\ cs, but you can't get any mon.
ey here"
Ii' ~"
mot here. Next winder saw
The lady was still uncertain. but
she went and showed in her check.
The polite official thrust II back.
Its not endorsed madam. said
he.
Not endorsedl What does that
meant"
"ls your name Tuckcri"
"P'raps IL Is and p'raps il isn't.
What business is that % vours9"
us this your name on the face of
this cheekf'
Yes il is"
We'll, you've got to endorse IT,"
That's what you said before.
What tfo you meanfN IU-l
y on must write your name across
the back ofit.n
but my names on il already"
mot on the back"
"On the 'front.'"
"Thst isn't enough; IL must be
across the back"
"Oh, well, e. me it,"
She took aud carefully wrote her
name upside down across the bot.
tom of the check and handed il
in.
you endorsed it wrong mad.
am"
How'd ] know how YOU wanted
III Why didn't YOU tell me9"
81 thought | did; here write your
name across the top, So" And the
teller painfully showed her. and
with as much grudging she compli-
ed. The teller then cashed her
check with two silver dollars.
" | amt going 10 take these" she
said. "Gi' me bills"
The teller sighed and gave her
two " bills whercupon she picked
up her parasol and departed.
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Growers Little Lamb.
ny T. c. HARBAUGu.

Grover had little lamb,
lust like the nursery maid;
With English shears he clipped its
wool,
Aud called the lamb Free
Trade"
Said Grove: Dan, well find some
day,
When at the lamb we peep,
That in our care has grown to- be
a rousing British sheep"
The lamb go, into Congress once
And lost its precious wool:
The Democrats there cut it oil,
To please old Johnny Bull.
And when the fall election came,
Said Grover. Daniel. dear,
Wen hear nov from that little lamb
Which once we loved to shear.
| wonder if the fleece has grown
| think not, Dan, don't your
We clipped it very close, YOU know.
For England told us to-"
And while the President still had
His little lamb in mind,
"A something like n cyclone struck
Him very hard behind.
Cred Grover, Daniel, what was
thati
I'm all broke up, | am;
Was IT a cyclone on the jumpl'
mo, Grover, 'twas the lamb"
They bound red bandana on
The bruised and blcediug spot;
They tiled TO whisper words Of
cheer,
But oheered he would be not.
And when they raised him up to
His fleece. robbed little lamb,
lie found that it had grown to be
a big Protection ram.
What made the lamb butt Grover
soi
The children asked at school;
at was because" the teacher said.
"lie robbed it of its wool"
And not a soul in all the land
For Grover then was sad:
Such IS the simple story of
The lamb that Grover had.
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y gentleman and lady are now
stopping AZ Bar Hsrbor hotel who
have had a queer experience. They
met on the Atlantic ocean. he pro
posed iu Sweden, was accepted in
Russia. askcd her fathers permis
sion in England. the marriage set.
Elements were drawn up in the
United States. they were married
in Algiers and are now spending
their honeymoon in Bar Harbor.
Matches are sometimes made in
other places than the provcrb says.