New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-15
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
good book for the Democrats to read, How to
be Happy Though Defeated

A good book for the Democrats to read, How to
| be Happy Though Defeated
| Who He was.-Callcr-To decide bet, Mr. Dana,
@ you please tell bd Mne'9 9er sHS onS
t CGarIes 4 Dana-It IS good English. Arc you
no, Sir the who bag been h building the
ceased Temporarily to allow Inc inside work to pro
coed. The house Is painting puih1ng p1 isod
Lalsomippg and paperlns to-day. Much oohgea''-
1t looks as If the Rev. Mr. Noyes, of Boston, would
20 down In history as OF the creators Of proba-
ton controversy in the Congregational churches.
| The Rev. j.. B. McGehee once married couple,
and two chickens was the fee. The groom had tied
rva o s minister HV and after the ceremony he
pulled forward the door and pointed behind II with
the the F ss%aT r. Feder gSarrcd couple .t wa,
wsrded with three STALKS of sugar cane'-tBrunswicK
| (Ga.) Appeal.
A Troy laundry attracts cu'tom BY stating IN Its
advertisement that the beautiful Helen of Homerio
story always had her collars done in Troy laundry
BY tho way was Hector mangled in Troy laundry
birmingham, Ala, isn't as big as 1T hoped to be
but It expects to get there in the near future.
The presidential electors chosen in New-IIempshiro
are the Hon. George ". Nesmlth, III D., Of Frank
& whitehose, Of Rochester and Frank cotran, Of
Carroll. It IS singular fact that Judge NesmitA
Boston Journal
Tho Chicago in scach Of 8 square meal who
| bet that II Cleveland defeated he would eat
thirty quail in thirty consecutive days Is feeling
first rate although he lost He says he would rather
have tie quail than Cleveland any day.
MANDY y almost shreked the elderly aunt. as
she entered the parlor unexpectedly and found the
young lady clasped in lue arms Of young man who
kissing her with every indication or nat do he haa
mcani' Nothing but an election bet, auntie,' re-
GS Amanda d ESr h lovely S0f ac O. lost co on
Mr. Mcclellan How many was that"-'Chicaso
THIS IS tho time when tho West rises upon its hind
legs, and remarks that NcwYork will never again
be a pivotal State.
Timely caution.-Jewerer-Y SIR; I VIII engravc
ANYTHING you wish on this ring without extra charge.
Young MAXWELL inscrlbe on It From George to
Jewelcr-FTem The lady Is your sister, maybei
Young Man-Tho fact Is, this is an engagement
siderable experiencc in engagement rings and would
Then 1t Will do for anybody.-(Time
It Is worthy of note that the Rev. DR.. Duryea re-
signs his Boston church to become pastor of an Omaha
church at a smaller salary.
The Helpful Robert" Bobby said Mr. slmp-
kns want to give your sister some nice III, lltte &c
present. Do you know Of anything She would IKE !"
" DO II" returned Bobby. with strong emphasis
on the "do . weIl, guess guess s,n,,o.
al heard her tell mother this morning. that she
wanted a new box Of face powder, DOttle OF hdlr
restorcr and some new back switches and
But before Bobby could finish Mr. SlmpNns had
| fed.-(Harper's Bazaar.
| An Oregon man has IN his garden tomato vine
that IS thirteen feet high and tho branches OF which
cover an area of twenty feet
Managing edltor-You have not been in this business
| very long. =.
New reporter-No, am almost novice at Il, -. .,o
"Thats what supposed when In your report of the
sonfa grafton OF JoneS's stable last night you failed
TO call fire the red-tongued demon Don't omit IL
again s-.Texas Siftings.
Ladies' in one of the towns Of westchester County
| who have been repeatedly annoyed by receiving de-
layed letters bearing the stamp "missent," propose
to embroidcr a silk banner of red silk bearing
the word "missent," and present 1t to Postmaster
General Dickinson
Young Minister'S Wifc-What is your text TO be ths
morning, drari
Young Mlnster-Robert Esmere ninth chapter, fifth
paragraph.-( burlington Free Press.