New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-06
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Two sixteen year old boys. George J. Walau ana
Paul Drcscl, have started a weekly paper in BROOK
lyn called "Thc Kings County Republican" lha'
they arc bright and sensible lads IS evidenced BY inc
excellence Of the paper they are publishing as We"
as by the fact that they have come out fer tho he
publican party and protection.
Apropos of the story that orc Of MI Cro rsb,
most Intelligent fcats the winding of Nal'r
hurv witch the watch company had in the front
window OF their London office n white monhey c..
we're the crowds attracted by this curious exhibition
that the police had TO interfere TO clear way 50 ~
travel could be resumed Waterbury American
This incident, told by James Payn, suggests new
and novel definition of gentleman: A lady singer
little passeo as years, and whose voice was no'
20 GOOD as used 10 be- failed to please the pite's
throng: they groancd and Kissed, whereupon peF-
son in the gallery called out, rcproachuly Let mo
bioomln' old have fair play Then the lady
came down TO tho footghis, and with marked as
tnctncss expressed her satisfaction that In the assem-
bly, before her there at least ono true gentle
man
Why IS II? How do you account for It How
long viii It continue How can It possibly be that,
in multitudes Of our puplts on sunday mere - III
the prayer petition for the President ana Congcss,
Tor The legislature and The cqs and G conno %h tc
why but 'tls true, and pity IT'S, IT'S true -Ooh-
grcgatonallst.
The Toronto Globe' thinks that there Is too much
clustering inactivity in Canada Pc 'rs tho
Canadians have learned It from our Democratic Admin
lsraon
ITummlng birds arc said to be unusually abundant
in New-Jersey orchards but It IS believed that some
fellow deceived by seeing swarm Of Jersey mo-
qutocs lowering over the trees AZ 'de n,saioc
bhd.-(Nouist0wn Herald
According to Mr.. L. J. Jennings, In The Fort
nightly English public life is honcycombed with
booders. Nevertheless, we still expect to read In the
English papers that the United STATES is the peculiar
iviI,o and 4ho nd fulr
A CANNIBAL IDYl.
4 cannibal maiden loved too well
A missionary good
And { loved her but dare not tell
His love-;or thus It stood:
A canni6al she and clergyman ne.
Eng ho tne co' cLge rs We s " er aks
Oh twas problem vcxlng. very.
For the cannlbal maid and the missionary
Indcci 1t was.
But the cannibal maidens love grew bold,
For she was simple thing;
And thus her love TO her love she told:
oh marry nc Be my king. -, .,.o.
For love syf Sb my 6 Mse T RnoS to eat
Blu, must be your BRIDE Of encompass you fried
Oh twas a problem vexIng.. very,
To the maid. but more 10 the missionary-
Indeed t was
with their wealth Of love and trust
And he cried, in The fash Of Glad surprise:
They We're we'd on hat day for lis ever the way
That passion must con per creed.
And happier pair rs remarkably rare
And so twas settled nicely. very.
Tor She cannibal maid and the Missionary
Chicago Mall
This IS a campplgn OF intelligence. not OF boodcT
IS a sentence which 3" The Philadelphia Record hes
been sprinIng all over IFS editorial page. As Tho
Record supports President Cleveland. this fling a.
his 10000 contribution IS rather mean.
70
since the issue Of Cl,vclands threat OF taia,ion.
and now that public opinion both in the United states
and I'm Canada has had chance 20 assert Itself, w0
are inclined morn aud to believe that President
Cleveland has made brilliant mistake The Re
publican party would appear 10 be turning his throat
Of retaliation to their best possible Advantage and
from tho betting being quoted at two to one IN favor
Of Cleveland week ago It Is now rapidly approach
ing hgmcs.-lTolOnto World
Does the Democratic party ever do Justice TO e
Republican leaders asks Republican exchange
Yes, som,tlmcs when he Is dead.
This Is the time of year when the society girl who
has paid 800 for tan complexion wants 10 give
Huntington Free Press.
Tho Jersey mosquito joke has been unusually
prolific this year. But then, SO has the Ncw-Jerscy
mosquito
Ethel lshudderng)-" How the trees and sigh
lobby Cspeaks whereof he Knows" Well. guess
you'd moan and sigh If you wcrc S full of green ap-
pies they be'-(Bnehamton Republican.
1t IS said that If plecc of string he tied around
the leg Of a rooster he Won't crow Somebody must
have tied a piece OF string around the les of the
Chicago baseball ROSTERS
Your name, my child ," inquired the marois Of fhc
poor little waif that applied for charity. Mary Had
del' Little Lamb fceingly exclaimed the tender
hearted matron-tChcag0 Tribune.
According to Tho Bee Journal there are In North
America aboU 100000 person, Keeping bees. The
annual honey product IS about 100 100000 pounds
and its value nearly $lj,OOO,OO0. The annual wax
product Is about 100000 pounds, and It's value more
than 100000
Finks docking IN the mirroN- George. why didn't
you remove this grease spot from tine lapel Of my
coat
Gcorge-Dat grease spot. sab? / fought II
one o. dem campaign buttons, and was tclln
Rasus dat 1t was &c puriicst ono I'd seen yct.(lOS
ton Transcript.