The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-03-15
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gcg siFs fst tof hFestissi VI Landlord
''No'hias hai u Ygs Pay yOu oau har
esss And sigat
Thse ia yong LADY ia . girls
school 10 osorgis, sba soss by the niet
nssDs u Postscript" Hf real name 4
AAeline Moors
"A 3lspeplic tsRsslef feoesily conGii
ted suicide 10 . oeauiry hotel by Lsbsin.
hiassii 10 BIZ bodpou ul,h sropc made 81
tsi.tsS doaRbngis
RI The ishofsaa s.s farGsg,y tie toe
bosgah, ~ called because The ioe "a.
u'ei iu siasIlag il The ena u the toe
naturally go sota n 10 tine
Msnpa slid hi,is Dakois boy.
a. BE- cAu,e iaip ibe pArlor. here 10 ny
papa lie 10 eraaliag up The chimney
doa', % ses vhai Kind Of day il H."
-'Jasi ,hiok. Laura, sla, happiness
Here IL = proposal from The wealthy own-
st Of 90 immesse mensgerie. and be ~
suns ne thai bou be j. 10 want Of moth
ihs bat me e
The sri aha oaEs fast horse and 3
eomiar'sbie cDiier and who has proper
appreciation u The advantages Of leap
,"sf sboold be a stranger to sorrow.
Magistrate O. sitaessl. Do you
lnos the uaiafa u ~ oath. Uoclv RastusY
Dae'a R,stat reckon does 20 Hon.
sh. lie osned bAity mule for foahteeu
yeah.
"a Pole uamed Heniaislez,ki recently
settled feW miles from BinghAmptou
fron the lssfi appearances Of hi. name
Sasaahin take him 8 BE- section Of
barb slfe t3ee s,tlor thrn pole.
--Jasi As lbs spring poet tmidly open
ed the ssoeinm door the telegraph editor.
who vas hliisg IL despatch, said to the
chief: Shall put big head on il y
Then The building shook as the spring
poet hssisned down stairs.
Little Pitcher TO visitor: Mrs.
Smiih, b. yoa almost blind Blind
WIZ, WIS, pni that into Your head 2
"Mamma ssii YOU couldn't read figures.
fCouldn't read figures :" Yes; she said
you'd never see forty again
-"Will you love me when I'm old )"
sang tie aaeieBt soubfelte How OLD ?"
came IA .brili yio. from the gallery.
The siogcr an DOT reply. bu, the audience
smiled when the cur,aia dropped shoaiag
aceo,ury plani Ia full bloom
Doctor surveying his newly papered
Office is very bad job Of paper
hanging; very poor job sir Paper
hanger Ill have 10 admit, doctor, that
the Job isn't hrstelass Unfortunately
We paper.hangers have 20 way OF burying
our poor l'ls =
Mr. Editor dil you read that article
handed you yesterday p Eyes. sir
what would you think after reading that
II told yon that had had but one years
schooling 10 my life 2" II would think
tina, You must have wasted your time
mos, abominably,
Still Small VOICE: Doesn't your
conscience trouble you. Bobby, for eating
those preserves, which you knew had been
saved for your little sister r. inquired bis
mother "les, ma, responded Bobby
coutriiely. Il thiak it does, | know I've
got pain somewhere.
What Is there so very bad in cgaret
smoking y Ny boy there are two wretch.
edly bad things about IL; FIRST aud worst,
the cgaret; aud second the fellow who
smokes II. Eliminate these two evils and @
no one will fad sny fault with cigatet
smokers and smoking.
~Dont laugh 1T the little boy when ie
makes blunder before a roomful OF CON-
pay. lie may see You going down tie
street next day aud paste you behind tie
ear si.h muddy SNOWFALL Just to rem nd
that. although be may be awkward 10 the
parlor be Is 1.-THE aud active out Of doors.
-Al Ingenious Yankee has invented al
hustle which, when sat upon. plays porn.
lar tunes until the searer rises agar.
Nos, all thst is needed 10 this line is d
hustle that viii pare potatoes and admin
later soothing syrnp to the baby. and wo.
men will have nothing to do bu, to sit
still aud hr over bopnels.
-An old lady unable TO read, on re-
eeirine letter from an absent son, asked
friend 10 read il to her. The writing
Was 40 bad that ibe friend hardly able to
make II out read stammeriugly: Dear Z
mot mother 10 take whereupon the
old mother called ont eleefully: "Iti p,
from dear JAMIE sure enough. He always
shattered
-"Yon spilled ,hisink on the door. did !,
yon said lbe wholesale grocer to bic
store boy That is right. Tell the
iru,h. nay TAI rather you would bar
rel Of ink than 70 lie. Integrity my boy
ie,esrity aed trathfalaess let that BE-
your motto. You eau 10 nos aud aeisl
s.eneiltns Pure Nermpui Maple Syrup
on the malasses -csns
- Pshas enelsimed GrimshsE. IL
have 40 patience ~ith Somsn. You
look unasr The bed % .ee a man and you'e
scream iase tlae murder II Won saa ooe.
"whst u lhas reiouci the patient
siie I 80 sou pul oar baud 90 the
raiiaior b 49, II il 9ss bot. and you
lampsd 81 and 8oan sud ssofc Lies
trooper sbea 700 inaai iAat II was = -
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