The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1888-08-02
MISCELLANY.
Fast Horses and Athletics


contest years ago, they stuffed with alcohol to
give them vim. Since the injurious effects of slim |
uldnts became known, it has been almost any Kind /
OF diet tor strength and endurance-no two alike |
Late years, the diet has been mostly rice, mutton |
potatoes potato yeast bread, and Moxe Nerve Food |
There is scarcely an athletic pedestrian, last horse
or er.workcd person in our large cities now that
docs not use the latter almost continually. 1t gives
a most remarkable strength of nerve. having the |
eject OF food on them, instead OF the always rcac
tive, irritative stimulant. Probably no thing |
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One Of the Indian children drilling for exh- |
btion expressed his nervousness in this way to
his teacher: Too many eyes look at me- |
scare, | SCARF
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