davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

together They're awful vide apart ia
tho road where picked him up" said
the gOod-naturcd officer --JUdy
"A Philsdelphia grocer advertised
TO give every thirteenth customer the
tho amount of his purchase free. The
plan seemed success At first, and
business thrived. bat one day the boys
put up job on him. Twelve ot them
walked into the store. and each made
a trifing purchase; the whole bill for
the dozen was less than dolla' Then
the thirteenth man walked in and
ordered barrel Of sugar. ten pounds
Of tea. ton poHhds Of coffee and box
Of cigars. The grocer faced the music
like q man, but al once took down his
sign and put mp another saying that
the o1er had been Withdrawn.
According 10 the Sun Of Griffin.
Ga. Mr.. j. r. Wilson Of that city is
remarkable man. He was born at sea;
lived in sixteen different States in as
many years; grew up without education.
wild and wicked. A few years ago he
became n Christian, aud since then has
lived consistently with his profession
Of faith. One night he dreamed that
he must read certain chapter in the
Bible The dream so impressed him
that he obeyed it. and although he did
not know letter Of the alphabet,
found the chapter aud read it through.
Since that time he has read his Bible
regularly He can read any chapter in
the Bible. but not word in any other
book on newspaper
"A bill has been reported in the
/ United States Senate which authorizes
J the Secretary Of the Interior to take
| lEdian children, between the ages II
eight and eighteen, belonging to tribes
receiving annuitio,. and place them in
schools on reservations. Power is given
the Secretary TO withhold annuities
from Indians refusing 10 allow their
| children 10 attend the schools. Another
! bill, in relation 10 marriage between
Indian women and white men. provides
that by such marriages the white men
shall not acquire any interest in tribal
property 10 which the Indian woman
l. entitled. The marriage is also de-
clarcd to have the effect Of comforting
citizenship on tho women.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
down ana cut yourself-smarty.'

down ana cut yourself-smarty!'
20, say; let's kis, and make up"
"Yes. think gee myself Go and
kiss your dear. sWe.t. beau-tee;ful,
lovely. Why Jackson if you want 10
kiss any body"
"O-o-o. 30 it's Why that's put your
nose out Of joint"
my nose out Of Joint. As IL + cared
the wrAppings Of my finger for Vine
Jackson or you either Bon Harker!
You're no more to me. can assure
you, than the dirt under my feet"'
Amt hey?'
mo. you're Hot' Thought yOu
could twist me around your little finger
~ you DO her. eh?'
Now. Nan. you know that no more
care for Vine than nothing. and"
"Aw. no--of course not; tagging at
her heels all the time like you was her
very shadow itself''
why, Nan, ="
You are. too! you are. you are, you
are! Fre been watching you!''
IL thought you didn't care"
Care? Icare? PoOhl it's nothing
10 me- lie her shadow If you're a mind
tor
well. what you kicking up such
row for then? Come, Nan. you kn
love you like all fury"
"Yes. you dr.
IL do. too
"In q horn"
mo. sir. honest Injunw
well, what you tag Vino 40 for,
thcn?"
20, just for--for-for-grcen'.'
You're dead in love with acr"
with Vine ? q. your G" .ny's
nightcapl You must think TII bad OIL
for something 10 love.
well, YOU shan't come 10 see me
ey'ry Sunday night aud shine up to
Vine jackson all the rest Of the week.
Not much!'
"All right, Nan; now we're made
up, heyP'
"-I-l-gucs, so-what YOU DO
mg?'
Folks kis, when they make up.
guess. Is'pose that's the reason you
got up this fuss.
"O-o-o-you-meaa Hiag! Tee, hee.
hee!' -ZepaS Dane IN TIT Bits
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
Raj AND MlCE-TRAPS.
New and Encicnt Designs Invented by
American Geniuses.

New and Emcicnt Designs Invented by
American Gcniuses.
"Thc increased sac of poison has
caused manufacturers of rat and
mouse traps to wake up said sale
man recently. Those patent fools are
so much easier to handle than the old
traps that housckeepcrs prefer tn uss
them The old-faShioncd mousetraps
made OF wire and wood. with piece
of cheese hung on n hook inside. have
gone entirely out of date. The trouble
with these traps is that the rats and
mice soon get TO know them AMI will
keep away from them. A new trap
for mice has been made and is very
successful. II is built in the shape of
small house with doors and
windows. These doors and win
dows all open when pushed
against but spring shut again at once
and can not bc opened from the inside.
As y bait little grain is distributed
about the inside II the house. The
mice soon find this out and several
can be caught in ono night in this
trap For rats something stronger is
required, and rats are very cunning
too. A very popular trap is made OF
two rows of steel teeth. When the
trap is Sc, these teeth are opened and
hidden from view. A piece ~ meat
is placed on a spring in th, center of
the trap and when touched releases
the teeth which spring shut aud Kill
the rat at once All rat traps are on
the spring system Ulc trap has a
piece Of steel wire that falls and holds
the rat \ prisoner. R,ts scream very
much when caught and some have
been known to eat of their own legs
TO release themselves T. Mai
dRd ExprcSS
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

Ask your druggist for DR. Warmers
Balsam and take no other. rs there is
nothing that can equal IL. II be should
not have IL give him this advertisement
and have him order il az once. IL j. put
up in two sizes-price 80 cents and Al.
with full directions on each bottle; also
the address Of II. Warner. NJ. D.. Spring
field, Mass. will be blown in each bottle
None other genuine.
All orders promptly attended 10. Csusl
discount 10 the trade.
II. WARNER. NJ. D.. sole manufacture.
p. o. Box ll47, Springfield. Mass.
wM. BLANDING. Wholesale Druggist.
"a and IS weyboSset street. Providence.
x. l.. agent for Or. v iner's Baisarnodeu.
dron.
As there are 50 many worthless medi-
ciues put upon the market. we have de-
cided 10 put mp a sample bottle Of DR. VI
W rner's Balsam. price 20 cents. a. in.
ducemen' for - pie 20 tssi tie merits OF
this valuable remedy.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

The total number Of coke ovens Ia
the United States up % tho time when
last noted was 22,j97; building. 4,154
The production Of coke for 1886 was
C,8l5, 1863 tons costing at oven sl.G3
per ton. Six years ago there were only
Ia, ll9 ovens, and the cost at ovens
was then sl.83 per ton. Pennsylvania
has produced scycnty-ninc per dent. uf
all the coke made in the United States.
The consumption OF coal for 1886 was
10, G8S, 972 tons. New coke works are
still being projected,
The new industry in the South,
which has been noted, develops another
use for pine needles, besides that of
spreading an aromatic odor from the
filling Of pillow One product of
these needles is u remarkably strong
oil. claimed to possess valuable medic
inal properties; another is pine wool.
which is bcachod, dyed. and woven.
this wool being n lleocy brown mass.
possessing pleasant odor. which gives
II value rs n moth destroyer when en-
ploycd in the form of carpet lining; and
10 these is to be added another product
made from this wool. viz. strong,
cheap mating, adapted for halls. stair
ways and offices.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
DIR. 8. WY. FTSKE.
Clairvoyant Physician and Magnetic
Healer.
BUSINESS AND TEST MEDIUM

The Doctor is permanently located al No. 2Sl
High street, Providence. h. l., where he can be
consulted regularly every month, from the morn
ing OF the lst until the evening of the 10th ONCE
hours from q. m. 20 p m, sundays until D.
m. He viii then return to his residence. No. 80
OAK street, Norwich, Conn, where he can always
be found from the 10Th Ia to the 3Oth of every
month.
as-Comc aud consult the world renowned
reader OF diseases and human events who is
gifted with natural healing and cUrative powers
RE-Ihe Doctor examines the sick al sight
Free of Charge, and will describe every pain
and ache, and the most secret diseases, without
being told of their complaints. The Doctor has
been i'm active practice S6 years treating thous.
. 3ds Of patients with remarkable success lie
soon curyS all forms Of long standing diseases
which Hniict The human race
Hs-lhc Dr, il possessed Of strong magnetic
Healing Powers for the quick removal ofditfcult
complaints that cannot Doc cured by any other
theory Of practice Ills magnetic Treatments
give power and strength 20 numbers that aock
to his rooms. scatcely one goes away who does
mot receive great benefit or j. permanently cured
His treatments are peculiar 10 himself although
there have been men in al ages who have had
the same ,owcr. some call 10 The Gin Of Healing
yet few have possessed DO % such an extent over
neatly all diseases and persons
ES- Doctor fiskes Developments Clairvoy
ant Physician g. acknowledged by the thous.
auds that have visited him % be ct a very high
order His practice j. mostly diseases OF
chronic nature. many Of which have been given
up a. inCumble.
Et-Thc Dr. mas thousands Of testimonials from
grateful patients cured OF all kinds of lingering
ComIlaints. OF whatever name or nature: testi.
monais can DC seen 30 desiu-l His meiicines
cleusc the system and leave the rafieut IN, a
healthy condition. tits prices for treatment.
and mediaincs are 50 reasonable that rich and
poor alike can be restored 90 health Medicines
sent 20 all parts of the country hy express
SO Tie Doctor alsl give valuable advice on
business matters. and All The Affairs Of llfe 10
will toll ~ success or adversely awaits vou An
shouts consult him. a. he Is always reliable
Thousands have been astonished by Lis wonder
fil power. JlairvOyant siff.urs. ST. Communi
cations By letter on business OF health must
contain se, sCe. sex. loCk % hair AMI s'rrnp
send stamp for circular, Address No. So OAK II.
NurwiCh, Com.
ssDr Fiske i q resident Physician OF Nor
wich. Conn. although perhaps he NAV BE- a com
parauye stranger % many Who NAV cha ancc %
rad this notice He wishes Oh state that b. cor
daily invites you o. call on him. and consult him
you " a concerning that which j. OF the mott
importance % YOU. AMI then you will be abe %
judge for yours % whether be can Be OF service %
You or some of youf sick friends. During re
pas - years he has cent hun rcds n patients on
their way rejoicing. whom ~ has successfully
cured
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
BENNiE AND NANNiE
The First Ripple ON the smooth surface
OF Their Young Love.


"Ben Harker. l don't care, YOU re
Just rs mean as you can be. y
20, NOW, Nan. you're joking"
"No. lan'L NO such thing!'
"los, you are.
II amt! Aud IL you fhias you can
lead me around by the nose, you're
very much mistaken"
"Pshsw, Nan. what have l."
III don't play second fiddle 10 no oae.
Mr. Ben Harkerr'
20. you don't?'
mo. .lon't. and I'll let YOU know
IL! you think care any thing for yoaf
Poohl"
''Of course You do"
"Humph! over my left shoulder
20. come. Nan. you know you think
Tn sweet as sorghum
"Now. YOU think that's smsrtF
''Well isn't it?"
"rd ask II was you? You think
you're dreadful sharp anyhow"
~. Of course ! do"
Better look out or you might fall
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

To a grand dinner. given recently
ut Belgrade. by an august parsonage
10 some foreigners of distinction Wis.
iling the Scrvian capital, several mcm-
bers of the Skuptschina (or national
parliamcnO had been invited. One OF
ih9 alien guests. Il well-Enown French
iinancier, happened to sit next to n
Servian ". T., and was considerably
diverted y, rhis quaint cXpedicnts for
dealing with certain attributes of civ
ilization obviously unfamiliar with
him. Toward the conclusion of the
feast the Frenchman selected tooth
pick from small tray lying near
him and politely passed the recepta-
Gle on to his neighbpr. who, however.
percmptorily declined his offer, cx-
claiming: mo. Gospodn; have
already eaten ten of the things and |
want no more
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
DR.. III. Warmers
B AL SA M 0 D { h D R 0 n

A preparation for Diphtheria. Coughs.
Colds. Canker. Common Sore Throat and
all affections of the throat. II strikes at
the root of the Disease at once and such
is its speedy effect, that any one u.ing Il
freely according TO Directions for forty
eight hours and not entirely satisfied
with its merits. may return the Bottles
to the one they purchase Of and the
money shall be refunded. This Is no
caustic preparation. but one which II
used in season, will save the lives Of
thousands. and every family should have
one Bottle in the house all the time.
SOLD BY ALL FIRsT-CLAss DRUGGISTS.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

hoN 4lENils, tt1s ~, $50.
This is to certify that have been troubled
long time with Chronic DiIrrhpa, weak Bowel.
and Dyspepsia. have tried four of the hest phy
sicians ofths city, all % no purpose Five week,
ago put myse under DR.. Warmers care and he
has cured me completely. therefore recommend
any one troubled as was, 20 see him at once.
CLINTON SHiPPEE.
Ii Hammond Street, Providence, R. l.
hereby certify that / have been sick for nearly
five years; have during that time been treated by
DR.. J. Holland, of WcStheld. Dr. H. O.. stick
ney DR.. L. +. Hamilton Dr. Dcorge T. Foster
and eleven Others OF this city an 20 no purpose.
some said one thing and some another that allied
me. DR.. Foster said IL was BrightS Disease of
the Kidneys, and that there was no help for me.
all that could be done was 20 keep me as much as
possible from the great agony / was in He said
sunday, July 10Th, 1857. that / could not live
longer than Monday night following Ny brother
called Dr. II Warner, sunday night ~ o'clC ok
July 10Th. He gave me a course OF medicine for
three days, and at the expiration o. that time
felt as well as ] ever did. weighed 20 lbs l
now weigh l29la lbs. am perfectly well.
MARY MOsLEARY,
Springfield, Mass. Feb. -. 2js Worthingtou 81.
The brother referred TO in the above certificate
is none other than John MCClcary. the we'll
known slate roof contractor, whose residence Is
100 King street, Springfield, Mass. ANY person
who viii call upon the gentleman and does not
md the above certificate Just o.. stated tor any
other certificate he may publish Dr. Warner with
pay them 500 for their trouble
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

sbame 10 our boasted civilization"
Look at the list of women who die in child
birth, and why is it, Simply because their
maternal organs have been so weakened by
The most terrible OF diseases that they cannot
withstand the fearful, sudden strain that IA
brought 10 bear upon them. How many women
escape monthly agonies And yet nature
never intended that pain or Inconvenience
should attend the operation OF her natural
laws. The solemn and terrible fet is, that
men and women drag along, oie, and are
buried, and their friends and the doctors say
heart disease apoplexy, pneumonia, eonges-
non. commissions, when the cause lay lar
back of oil these things. The truth IA that
weakened kidneys are the cause OF most ofour
troubles The great question, therefore, is:
'How shall I preserve my kidneys, or, II dis
essed, how can they bo restOrcdF j have seen
numbers of cases and learned from unques-
tionable sources of many others, where the
preparation, Hunts Remedy, has been almost
remarkable in its results. luse 1t freely among
INV patients, and shall continue TO do so. IL
is wonderful and invaluable remedy"
The remarks OF tho learned doctor should
b, carefully considered, -nd acted upon by all
who desire long life, and freedom from PAIN
aud the danger of sudden death.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
oSE or ouR METHODIST cLERGYNEN.

PRoVDENCE, X. l., sept 31, 1856
This is TO certify that have been troubled for
long time with Nervous PrOStratou ana Palpi.
tation of Heart, which had caused me to be so
weak that | feared that ] might be Obliged T.
give up my labor But about four weeks ago /
put myself under the care Of DR.. Warner, and now
feel perfectly well. and would recommend and
any one troubled as | was 10 sec the Doctor az
once. Rev RICHARD CEDERBEKRY.
No. + Oakland Ave Pastor Swedish NJ f. Mission
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

The success with which Dr. IT Warner OF
Springfield. has met with the past two year, AZ
2i3 Westminster street, Providence IS truly sur
prising. Yet DR.. " 4ruer expects % accomplish
more IN the year 10 come a. he h"- Increased his
facilities for doing 30. The publ are beginning
% ind out that the Doctor can le relied upon,
that he 4 Just and upright iu hi, dealing, with
those who apply u him for counsel Patients
putting themselves under DR.. Warmers care are
sure Of getting an equivalent for their money, as
he will nOt take case under any consideration
unless he j. quite sure Of affecting cure. The
Doctor renarkeawhen he came 20 Providence
two or three years % get established, and ii We
can Judge by the number and C'uss VI people who
visit his Office daily that hl, expectations must be
fully realized Ladies Who are suffering from
diseases peculiar 20 their sex can consult Or
Warner with full assurance that they VIII ind
him a perfect gentleman, and without YOUR
saying word he viii tell YOU just how you are,
aud should you put your cuse under his cage you
will be surprised % see how quick you viii bc
made 10 feel like new person.
Those who have been treated by other phySiC.
ians until discouraged and ready tU give up iu
despair are specially invited 10 call upon Dr..
Warner.
The Doctor does away with Pc,,arie,. Ring,
Supporters of all kinds and Csustics
ffyOu are suffering from Dyspepsia,
II you are sufe ING from Kidney Troubles.
If YOU are suffering from RhCumati-W.
II you are suffering from Lung Trouble,
II you have Piles, Cold Feet and Hands.
II you are suffering from Nervous lIlsUaf!p'.
II you are suffering from the ErTUr- OF Nots
Seminal Weakness or lmpOtClcy,
II you have a Cancer,
Do not fail % consult
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

health. He thought he
was we'll. He had felt
strange pains shooting
through his body, but az
they did not remain, ho
forgot them. His head
panied him periodically,
The was somewhat paler
than common and unac-
countably tired, but no
felt comparatively well
and vigorous. Aud yet,
he suddenly died ! is 3
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
pRoyEnrNcF. Lnne s. 1ssG

This is to certify that was troubled with Ner.
vous PrOsration and severe pain in tn ad.
and had been unable 10 work for six mo tbs
Warner After the first treatment / began 10 i'm.
prove, and continued 10 until ! was perfectly
cured. And | would most gladly recommend
any one troubled TO place themselves under the
care OF DIR. Warner at once. Z HAS. II. CURFEw.
3l3 Amherst Ave. His wife Elizabeth Curfew
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

This Is 20 certify that ! was troubled with
Rheumatism and Dyspepsia, aud put myself
under DR.. A. Warmers care, March 30. 1885. aud
after two treatments began % improve and nov
am perfectly well and weigh more than ever
before, and do earnestly recommend any one tn
see the Doctor at once. CIIAS. &. NAGkEY
l2G Plain st., Providence r. l.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17
DR., HI. WarnGp,
At 24S Westminster Street,
PROVIDENCE, X. I. Tt ESDAY~ AND
WEDNESDAY.

Tuesdays, Hours "a. m. to l. m., TO . and
10 =, m.
Wednesdays, 9 a. IN. TO . p. IN.
Saturdays Mondays at home, OhCc 227 Main
street Springfield, Mass, III ur,luy, uud FRIDAYS
al BAY STATE HOTEL, Worcester, Mass.
See what one Of the well known physician, Of
Providence says OF Dr.. Warner:
Providence, r. l., Feb. 10, 1856
This Is 10 certify that |, Dr. Mcknight, had
been suffering from Chronic Inflammation Of the
Kidneys, and the first treatment received from
Dr. Warner greatly rcliyed me- and would most
Cheertully recommend him for such troubles.
G, G.. MCKSlGHT, N. d.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

Theodore Parker. when uttering
the Lords prayer. used TO say. "for-
give US our tresspases as we should
forgive those who rrespass against u.s.
lie also prayed. Lead US from temp
tstion, instead Of lead us net into
temptationl"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

Extracts From n Remarkable Lecture
Delivered by DIR. II. u. Hammond, Bo-
fore tho National Scientists
- Convention.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-03-17

awe are startled constantly by the sudden
death Of some man who seemed the picture II
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09
TINE EUROPEAN SITUATION.

The belief prevails 10 diplomatic cir
cles in London. that Germany and Aus
tria will shortly follow up the publica'
ton of the secret treaty between those
nations with specific demands on Russia
that she abandon her military prepare
lions on the frontier. 1t is thought that
If Russia refuses war will follow at once.
Bismarck, it is believed, means business,
and will stop short of nothing but the
absolute accomplishment Of the purposes
which he and the Austrian Government
have decided on. 1t, therefore, depends
spon Russian compliance with the de-
mands Of Germany and Austria, whether
there will be war or not. Should Russia
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

cit is worth its weight in gold" is a common
expression. But, while the value of gold is easily
affected, the worth of Ayers Sarsaparilla, as a
blood purifier, never depreciates. 1t will eradi
cate scrofula from the system when everything
se fails.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

An examination into the affairs OF the
Central Bank at Montreal shows a
system of bogus deposits and fraudulent
checks. Allan, the Cashier, is in the
United States. One director owes the
bank $ll3, 900, and another Sal, 600.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

The reported quarrel between DR.. Nc
Glynn and Henry George, the anti.pov-
erty and labor party leaders, is said to
be simply difference of opinion on the
tariff question. The reverend gentleman
wants to ignore the subject, but George
saws it can't be done.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

succeed in effecting an alliance with
France and England, as the official organ
Of the Russian Ministry suggests, it may
not comply with the demand OF the
allied powers, and war would then be
almost inevitable.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

The above reward will be paid TO the arres
and cony lotion Of any party or parties found
guilty Of stealing, killing, or running sa, alter
ing brands or MARKS Of any live stock, belong
ing to any member Of the. Nevada Live Stoch
Association.
GEORGE RUSSELL, President
GEo. s. NIXON, Secretary.
Winnemucca. April 10, 1855.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

The Car has sent proposal to the
French Government for defensive and
and offensive alliance, involving immedi.
ate action and covering all possibilities OF
international hostilties.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

The story that an oil well flowing 500
barrels day had been discovered in Car.
mi, ILL.,, proves to have been invented
cut of whole cloth in Chicago for the pur-
pose of affecting the local oil market.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-02-09

Professor 'Swenson, in charge OF the ex'
periments in the manufacture OF sugar
from sorghum cane at Fort Scott. Kan,
expressed the opinion in his annual re-
port that sugar can be produced fully as
cheap in Kansas as in Louisiana.