St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-08-05
Sarcasm on Feminines.

A Boston girl really wants to know
what kind of bean grows in the tripod.
Puck.
1t is said that every dog has his day,
but the nights certainly belong to the
cats.-Chicago News.
There is not high estimation of value
placed upon the bride who is given
away.-Philadelph Call.
Boston girls do not fall on the side
walk. They are simply but awfully
precipitated.-P Philadelphia Call.
In making love to a Boston girl accept
this pointer-beware of the shoulder
blade.-Drake'S Magazine.
There are two things woman will al
ways jump at-a conclusion and a
mouse.-Burlingto Free Press.
When a girl gets mad, rises from a
fellows knee, but finally goes back
again, that's relapse..New York
World.
1t is said that a woman has more
honor than man. More clothes on'er,
it means, probably.-Dansville Breeze.
Age cannot wither, nor custom stale
Fair womans regard for the festive male
old Song.
There is nothing woman enjoys bet
ter than to stir up the dust in room
and let it settle again. Press.
A new magazine-Woman. Will
salesladies patrOnize publication bear
ing such title?-Drake's Magazine.
When Boston girl reads one of How
ellis love stories she is generally affect
ed to tears, and little icicles are OBJ
served to form on ier cheeks.-Epoch.
The st. Louis lover calls his girl an
angel, but the Chicago youth regards his
tiancee merely as fetish. Apologies
blythe Pittsburg Chronicle-Teiegraph
Mistress--Did you tell the lady was
out? Blivins-Yis, mum. did she
seem to doubt it?' mo, mum. She
said she knew you wasn't.''- Texas
Siftings.
Servant-The mistress says, mum,
that she is not at home. Who shall |
say called? Caller-Say that a lady
called who didn't bring her name.-The
Epoch.
Miss Travis-Doctor. my head troubles
me dreadfully. 1t swims all the time.
Doctor-My dear young lady, you read
too many seaside nOvelS.-Burlingto
Free Press.
He-Your friend, Miss Wabash. is
quite chic. Miss Breezy. Miss Breezy
"a trifie enviously)-YeS, Clara may be a
tritle chic. but she is no chicken..Har-
per's Bazaar.
oh, why down her cheeks do the tear drops
Oh is there an ache in her heart, I wonder?
Her shoes are new and size too small,
My friend, and they're pinching her feet
like thunder.
Boston Courier.
Mother-What! novel reading again.
Mary? Daughter quilting up the heel
of her slipper)-Well, my darling
mother, there's nothing for me to do:
you do everything about the house, don't
you?-BOStOn Gazette.
Uncouth Young Man-May / kiss
you, Miss Jones? Miss Jones Gndig-
nantly)-What do you mean, sir? U. Y.
NJ. (surprisedl-Don't you know what a
kiss is yet? Well, you are the funniest
girl 1 ever saw-Good evening.
Cook, aghast-Och, mum, Eve sphilta
taycup O. milk over the front of me
besht drisS, an Pm thinkin' Pm afther
spilin' it intoirely. Mistress-O- Mary.
how could you! Was it all we had?.
Boston Commonwealth.
First Chicago Woman-We are to be
admitted to the church conference to-
day. aren't we? Second Chicago Woman
No, indeed. Didn't you hear? They
voted to keep us out. "Oh, dearI 1
don't know what to do with myself this
morning." "Well, let's go around to
the court house and listen to divorce
cases. We're not shut out of there yet,
are we?"-Omaha World.