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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17
Educational.
Educational.
MT. De CHANTAL,
Near Wheeling, W. Va.
sisters Of the Visitation,

A school Of more than national reputation
offers exceptional advantages for thorough edu
cation Of young ladies in all departments. Ii
brary OF six thousand volu eS. Fine philo
sophIcal, chemical and astronomical apparatus. :.
Musical Department specially noted. Corps Of
piano teachers trained by leading professor
from Conservatory Of Stuttgart. Vocal culture
according to the method OF the old Italian mas
tiers. .r
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health
Ten acres OF pleasure grounds. Board excellent
For Catalogues, and references to patrons in al
the principal cities, address
sci THE DIRECTREss.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

A man may play the winning cards all
through life, but Gabriel plays the last
trump.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

An Example for Boarders-the goat
He is not particular what he feeds on.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.-TIME
" Table taking effect April 8, lSSS Passenger
trains will run as iollOws-Central time. AZ
trains daily except those marked thus which
10 mt r,Y1 Sunday
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17
Real Estate.
FOR RENT.
lNNEnIArE POSSESSION GIVEN.

FOR SALE.
No. lSs and 100 Eighteenth street.
SIX R0Omed House In Elm Grove.
No. 2iOO Main street.
No. 80! Main street.
No. .SOI Main street.
No. a5O6 Main street.
No. 2jOS Main street. a.
No. $40 Main street,
No, 10 and Is Twcnty.lith street.
No. 2iJl Alley u.
No @O5 Alley d.
No aOi Alley i.
No. gjO7 Alloy b.
No. Gdg Alley u. .. Pr.
No. 80 aud ~ Twcnty.ElXth street.
No. 81 and ~ Twcnty.sIxth street.
No. .Sl3 and 2tl5 Woods street.
No 9iSi Main street.
No. IT. Main street. co..
Va Acres OF Land on HdgIngton Lane; new
frame house OF rooms; Ids trees choice fruit;
other small fruits. Price, $500.
Farm Of l5l acres, miles from LetArt, Mason
county, W. Va, 10 acres In grass, 5 roomcd log
house, barn aud smoke house, good orchard
land Is productive: lays we'll. Price $500. Will
exchange for city property.
No. SS7 Market street, roomcd house, hall
lot Of ground. Price 500,
IN Acre PArm ~ miles south OF MoundsVille
W. Va; l75 acres cleared.
JAMES A. HENRY.
Real Estate Agent, U. S. Pension and Claim A.
tOFney. Collector and Notary Public. Ap@
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

A plated shirt bosom is not necessari
ly q false front.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17
A Warning.

Can a peculative purveyor Of beer be
called foam man worthy Of his steal?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17
Medical.
10 WEAK MEN

Bphsrnr from ths oasctS Of youthful error, early
decay, wasting weakness. lost manhood. etc. WIN
md valuable tFSAtllo tlealOdl containing full
PARTICULAR for home cure. FREE Of charge. A
splendid medical Votk should b. rad By every
nan Vho 4 asFyoul and dsbEliAtod. Address
Prof. Pt G, POWLRB, NOOdu1, Conn
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

Through tickets and baggage checked 10 all
FRED. HUSEMAN,
TRAY. Pass. Agent, Wheeling.
WI. ROBINSON, GEM Pass. Agent,
PnrkerEburg, ". Va
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17

3. E 4: sssssSS27 IT, s. e ssE :iS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-17
Cotton.

TrrusvlLLE, Pa, May l6. Opened at $50
highest S9Lzzc; lowest SIC; closed at Ss77zc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
TIE cIGARS WERE YoTDRY EYOrGA


BiIlv. LYON, 10 his accomplishments as host, Story
teller and genial companion, adds love OF lohe n
friend of his recently gave dinner party To num~i
Of gentlemen Never having used tobacco am hi,o|-
ing absolutely nothing about cigars, he appl'u ~
Xiv for assistance Just go down ana ol1cr the
Kind Of cigars John b. Carson or JIM uuri smJho' aI
Il Will be- all right said Billy. "Ihey SMOKE oIy
the best" r,o otrors canc homo
damn az course This he could NOT unnns,,ai..i anu
an hour before dinner again applied 10 ID lynn md
Is II all right that cigars SLOIid 10 ~ u""P anu
moist ?" he asked .,, ..o, g, ho re,l,cd
lyon saw his chance "teTsinN n"t' ,, ~ and d,,
@JiiS all wrong Put them On the register anu III
Tho dinner went of very Jolly. The cooling was
excellent tho wines fine, and INC 6allicu H"'' a.
close proudly passed the cigar box alo1h' ny
arc good .weeds," be said The be,t 10 ne hei y
smolcd by good judges Mr.. Lyon VIII tcii you So
Oh yes said Blly, who seldom snoh s, g u.e
'aa 1,ey ,,,ercd away "Thrse good cigar y
finally said one whom Lyon had posted, Dut tcy arc
moi quite dry enough for me- 49, -, a. ,,,
fhey should he dry by his time said Tho hosi,
they came here wet, but had them on lhe hOt All
ar,s;;.r Two bonIs AS Billy told me 10 do, and
The burst that followed frightened me waller ron III
RInsiev's Tho incident cost the vlc'inl nearly a.
bottles OF wine there were cigars In the oo4'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
THE CHRONTCTFS or syIP.

t., th' pas year o. so every American has h1i
SOME hing o. say. ~ l'a.t ourr Wr"h ahor; t'r
VIE o.. UO rs their own STYLE. Gro,cr Cleveland
How eir cam t. MARI. th' President how no
dresses. how she tai whom ~h' su'.hs, With vlnm
he Shakes h1Id, al these details his" been Written
81 llh'sn. a1d Rad al n3ue"aEl There IS no'h'r;
more to on that subject. - TIA" Dasagraf u. 50
have now reluctantly tuln 4 back - the President
lierc then il n, latest t' i-cncr: r. tmroitencc
s ohviu"s " Pc idrni tHVrlanIS tailor las il,t
visited Washington to measure the Executive for Il
u"'v dies, sut" Unfortunate Ely. there /, li''le
81 f,t.r - 10 be drs ribbed I'm ccuiicman's customary
sat- OF solemn back. and American minStrls ara
almost tho ONLY gentlemen In IN. states who are he
lirNct 10 wrlr ill'cl shi g. The cfoIicler OF SaD
was th,rcf0rs. comrrlcl - far bark upon Other
deiais. Mir Cl"vclaui.7 f. se'm- "wa~ very par.
tlcrlsr in his iepues' that the cont be loose ennCh
fin n, back for him 10 tcne over with corr fort
How Interesting, Who Supplied This exceedingly
grf"au' piece ~ iufo''fa''on' CoI'd T. have lecu
Mr. Sllp himself e. tlat fashionable CORES oaien;s
who IN co'rnlrii ltn- som" lr"crlt' -,,,in ie-
Gently 10 Radical contemporary. ihc'd nifty l"i nIe
the fact that h', fa-hl0ua o kuowl' d-r w1~ gained
M fhc reporters, tablet II might l." worth the while
%, somc rn'crpr,sag papcr to iaLo on President
lcycauls valet a. permanent eoin n'tr fl";c
must BE- a good del YET to say about how often
Grover cleveland wa,h's hi, hand-. and whose zap
hN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
THE MAYOR AND THE PARADE

IRISH AMERICANS INDIGNANT AT MS IKFAlAENi
or rmE ST. PATRICK's DAY COMMITTEE
Tho refusal Of Mayor Hewitt 10 review thH parade
Of the Ancient Order OF IIlcrnans on 81 fatHcKs
Day. has created strong feeling a lad gn ION against
him among the officers and members OF that organ
izatlon who say that II Is the first time during h0y
wear, that such a refusal has been made those not
mombcrs of the society reticen about the matter
and do not desire to cxpross an opinion one way or
The other These paradcs arc nothing 10 "hat thry
wcto In wears gone by. They have steadily fallen
M rptu now they arc not more, from Numerical
mint n, view than one tenth Of what they were In
th,., i,vs Resides the Order IS split Tho fraction
which gave tho Invitation 10 the Mayor claims to be the
n,ore numerous, and to DO the only ana original Or
c,uization having connection with the parent body In
ireland Tho other, Of which Nicha'l Kennedy Is
te state Delegate, has prctcnsons equally a. strong
so there Will DO two paradcs and tho second hody Is
NOT likely, in view Of what has occurred 10 Invite
tho Mayor
Tho Immense majority of the irish and IRISH
American people OF this city arc opposed 20 these
uaradcs and the sentiment has been increasing a. the
paradc, themselves continue dectca,c in mIor ancc
and show year by yoar hearty lndo'somcn Of an
Indoor display would come from all hands, but what
he Irish n the Capital city of Ireland do not think
necessary to do IL Is suggested that the Irish here
ought 10 abandon peclly tho is such d SHY
OF opinion upon tho subject. Nevertheless those who
crltclso the parades arc Just ~ ready 10 cricisa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11

NR. ROITLE Is IlPRF>,IIT

There was pause IN The dinner table conversations
Professor Nudge, VINO had been vr"'o" IN aira.lt
the propricly Of lnlchiins Mr. Chamberlain Cor hi-
services In the Fishery negotiations, had paused ."
stow away bis soup and catch mp with the oilers,
the bank clerk the ycuag LADY boafier and th' two
maiden ladies having alieady advanced 20 chicken
old Mr. Eottle " DO had been cnerec'icaiif cnn'cnl
Ing that Mr.. Eayard was tie man 10 ~ hnifh'd' II
ANYBODY had ceased and thouehi.c y gazing AT
the catsup bottle and waiting fol the second course
1t came at length and consisted Of a e i's head
neatly stuffed with dressing, and TWO ii.- OH NJ
EoftIe regarded this combination IN silence moment
aud then said cO!dly:
Mrs Codhoocr, nay inquire what tbs i,''
"Ony think, Mr. Ro'tlc,7 replied TIE hn'laly VI
vaciously 1T IS shad the fri sad OF the season
Il thought su.zcd hs face sad iLs old man
fbGughtfully "Thcrc 10 br good deal Of clar
acter IN IT, lac added he turned Over TIE Las Win
his fork. go , 49,, -
Are you satisfied with yOnr iopd NJ I"tile,T
incurred tho lanu!ads sc.risly.
Not with the food. Madame, ln' there j. Ei"Ic
express on than food before nc nov
This sort of thing. Mr Eoiic. sa'a ne I&''nIs-s
anr-ily while the table listened In Az "l sl'"'c hi
~ ihe food which IS Away first cas, en1 HIS H7'
Mrs. Codhooler," said Tie old man. removing his
srcciacles and speaking imWe,'lH'!y, pa,
orcr your unpleasant assertions ia silence. anu
I leave IL TO a candid woIld 10 crcdc "hrit'I a
CsI head and two fms make dinner i1f anything
but an anchuite or Third ave cat
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11

strong hatchnjust enough and not too much Tho
more sXi!fni VIII regulate this perfectly, and when nc
me proper moment fine spray is turned upon the tray
tne egss pop open like roasted chestntts ana tho
to scratch for living
After Mr. Jacobs had explained that division Of labor
rnled here a. In all Industrial oenrcs that there
@eie chicken butchers who contracted to slaughter
ana dress broers at - hundred that the Hammonton
Brolers Association consisted OF sixty members who
employed agents 10 watch the market and make sacs
ana VINO met every week 10 exchange experiences
lie conducted the reporter through the fine poultry
Ham monitor Chicken Trust. whose dgnihed Dorkngs
would delight tho OF fancier And then the time
approached for tho train to set out Its dismal journey
through the pine harrens.
Where do you sell your chickens l"
Why In New YORK, sf course"
" But isn't Philadelphia"
Philadelphia" Interrupted Mr.. Jacohs with scorn
one coop or chickens would break the Philadelphia
market"
But Philadelphia is famous for Jersey poultry .
loS One two Philadelphia dealers gamer
up the finest stock from the neghborng parts OF New
Jersey. but they ship 1t all to New York. and when
Philadelphia man wants any for his taDIc nc sehds
70 New York and brings II back"
Ihe Train began to move.
Ana what do you make asked the reporter from
the PLATFORM with those Infertle eggs you 'ake ou
OF tie hatchersf
We send them to New York." said Nr Jacobs " ana
sci! EN- for fresh Jersey eggs"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
BATHING And PERSONAL BEAUTY.
The Habits OF Luxurious Women.

Tcpd water IL preferable for Of the year
Milk baths been in favor from tno mnsefnoriai WIN
ladies' and nothing supposed to be better than ds5
milk Mine. fallen was among the historical
women who bathed I'm milk to which she adieh cru-'i
strawberries give agreeable peHumc But better
these fortunately atainabc Is thr pro-
cess by which French beauty Nine Recancr,
preserved exquisite skin to old age by the use 81
owned by who has no ousy ears
II t. the world rsfcr to the universal custom for An.ai
and English after the daily BATH 10 SpVhsV
entire body Recamicr Lotion. 1t IS astonishing
to the change made in ugly ska by It's regular u'
What be cn,lcng 4 dainty woman than heau'
ul skin ami compcXlonl what DIS using TO locf
husband than the reverse IA cOnple ma1ei ~
nsighlly pimpcs and blocles disgusting blsckbcai
all sugg stlvc the sensitive mind Of unceanly pefrci
habits All appreciate the importance OF removing
them. but sensible have preferred To bear t' m
rather than use dangerous cosmetics which ruin She cola
plcS!cn, sometimes ondangerng life Itself Never
and safe remedy known until the Icycres Of fortune
compelled Mrs. Harriet Hubbard Aver formerly - we'll
known member Of Chicago society, to manufacture for
sale the remedy had many years and
which She obtained from relative OF the famous Juiic
Eecamier the OF tAt wonderful womaa's bean
fu complexion, retained marvel Of perfection 10 ne
time of her death at eighty year, OF age
Mrs Ayers that used the remcilcs To- hs
81, and children. and dd FOX years. that they contain
neither la bsuh, arsenic made 1t the
among all women Of fashion. Rec Iaer can !, IA ias
cmo'nt prcc'lbcd BY lcaditg physicians. EeA.icr
Lotion IS delightful compounf They cnio q
ia written letters by Mrs. james Brown Potter Nine la'
MINES. Nod. essa and Bernhard They indispensable
to the toilet. Rccamcr Powder viii not rub OF nor make
the face shine Eccamicr Motcalel Soap the quest
and best Nine. Patti declares in recent letter to ms
Aver that it exces al ohcrs.' May dungeons mist
offered for sale which unhclrl Of short
time they base limitations OF the Rreamiets. In
sist the genuine made by Harriet Hubbard Aver.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
Which Was IT, Bacon or Shnkcsrenre,

The authorship OF tho dramatic productions attributed to
tho Of the abovenamed Is aiiatng literary circles
the very centre but Affects tho practical far less
than momenous question how 10 reg In preserve
health that essential Of bodily ami meati activity. bust
ness cess and tie pursuit OF happiness" We can
far light this latter subject than the
pounded II system Is depicted the shaky; IL
INDIGESTION or constra.n bohers one times con
sany Il the ska is yellow and tosgue urrei asin bill
ionsness II there prenonogy tninges OF ohe"mins
rheumatism neuralgia II tho kidneys ars Baetive-use
HOstett,rs stomach Bsr tie hnest recuperant o.
prolific in beneficial and successful remolies Resmbe II
malaria threatens aiict that neur-l!zes tho poison
and torides the system.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
BURTING TIE CITYS DEAD.
DAILY SCENES AT TIE MoRGUE.
WOMEN AND BOYS DRAWN by MORBID CURIOSITY
To look At THE RODIEs

WOMEN AND BOYS DRAWN BY MORBID CURIOSITY
TO LOOK AT THE BODIES.
Sixty three dead bodies werc removed from the
morsuc Tuesday for burial on Iar'' Island
There IS unusual occurrence hero to-day said
Keeper White OF tho morguc rather testify, I'm re
ply To question whether unusually large number
OF bodies had accumulated at tho morgue that
week But White had good for being little
grumpy for he had been bothered that day by
larger number Of people than usual who had used
every prctcncc to get look at tho dead bodies In
tho morsue. White regards all curious visitors al
Tho morguc with tho Same stern dSapproVai that MS
probable patron saint, Father Charon vl'fei on ali
curious and troubled spirits who pcster'd him when
ho was sticking to his business. White Is a red
faced Canadian about fifty years Old, aud has been
in charge Of tho morgue for some years and his
grievances against curious people have crystallizcd
into sort OF crusy protest against all questions
There's unusual occurrence hero to-day he
remarked again. but when he heard his visitor praise
Canadian weather, White iclentcd and allowed him
self to guess that there perhaps forty bodies
In all When the advantages Of Canadian weather
over that Of any part Of tho world was acknowledged
by the visitor, White certain that he had been
mistaken as the number OF bodies a. tho morgue,
and afcr looking his books conceded that there
wrrc sixty three bodies In all. "No unusual oc-
currucr thnngh,' gnmblcd he, from sheer force OF
habit p.orabiy No unusual Occnrrcnce-and forty
OF the Lullc. those OF children The bodies
came from rae hospitals. The aims. npusos and poor
families too poor to bury their desd Tho number
was liiiln larger than ordinarily that IS all ih"c
VS. Of an uuu.nll nature TO tho Occurrences They
were taken away IN the customary manner and no
ceremony marked their hur al.
Tho steamer Fidelity camr to- N, morrrc. gloomy
structure on pics, At East Twenty sixth ST. Mt about
% o'ccel ln ia" morning There Vcrc 4" people
about. Tho, vio hal cont bodies Of relatives or
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
TWIN BROTHERS, HAyDwRTTTyG
From The Lcio'ston Journa

4" heard q good story the other day. said ono OF
tie orators. ION a couple OF Lewiston mon They
twin brothers and the most ltmarkahlo IN Somo
respects that ever existed. Both are OF scientific,
artistic turn Of mind aud remarkably capable I'm many
ways. Tbs most cnripus thing To M, however, Is
he fact that their great resemblance extends 10
their handwriting and has been "A great puzzle to
are inventive and have latry patented important
device. The story, | heard IT. Is that after the
specification and andavs. etc. eto, wrro made, II
documents. They did 50 and the papers wero sent
"Noi long eiicr thcir attorneys received notinca-
ton ~ ire riartios I'm prprc dng aul tho spcci
Patent Once that the law required that both per
sons should sim the paicis. willis In this case -
very evident that ono person had signed r,, i
atatcmcnt. Tho llnited htatos Pat,nt once eA-
,erts didn't say that they thought that IA, name
Ind leen signed By the same person, but they uo.
illcraicIy stated in many words, Tint one i~ison
lad signed both names II, had 20 mako poisonai
rxplanstlon 10 tho patent Office and rel 10 now WON
orful Is the wondrous affinity Of birth
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
REIPTYG WHFrE OTVLPS >OIyrD
From III. G.ario YYnysss

A. an enter aihiicnf few evenings acu vnnn,
woman tool p9rt ho WIS Judging iOl the alni, n
glance cas unan h"r by tho younr iu ths odd.
cnre nuff" nvo'i". Three wong fellows Boo 4
ho'f sat s"crci rarticulsly ANXIOUS 70 Shaw ihei,
adn .tpn AID regard for the fair dams and 30 that
end or" OF thom dl,payei greater genera ship than
ever did The VOL famod NH"o'oDn. Wa, D.. IVA
companions annlanf"d vocf'rOr-'v aTar ~" wong
wuuf0r he'd len The ~f'~.. he Srf s'iil ard mad.
demonstration wi7t"N-r. A. >npn l. Sh' iiai' ho'
arursrprcc to "r~vrr 20 ihn encore ~" two Foolish
N.fgr.~ Slapped fhe canpng sGd awaited with beam.
lnc counfcnsufr, the fsir one, words. NJ fhr
w. Hounr nan. A. soon - SIR Appeared On The
stage 500 h"-rn claiming hi manner That lNi hog tc
think That 10 hid boon doing e. r'"r sine. she went
or. i'r cont mod n MN ~" b"gqn 20 - AZ. ard
~ tie close uf tN' pei rmarre walled b., .nc WIN
fhr PIT VII" he Other bows had 10 cnnfrnf fh"ni.
>l," with sitting on the fence and seeing thr coup'
- LN.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
PpESERVATTOy or SEVERED DTGITS.

"0U7 'V'
There have been published within a year, some
hal; dozen cases OF digts severed ana aNcr"arl
reunited Thai there have been some failures counts
f,r nndhng There have certainly been no reports
Of any unpleasant results following the attempt mo
nubllc too. arc beginning 10 realize mat TIC u,eii
iirfie member IS sonnet lines ncchlcs,iy sacrificed
Another case can be added TO those already pEb,he
which presents unusual icdture-ihc i"hS tH'c
,h,, clansc1 bcfDfc the severed end adjusted 10
thr stuiIp A boy while splitting w"h, cut on
part of his right thumb. II dopped 70 IN" tIGnhl
pI "a ,,n infn The house The mother LuIird w
rLo father who came 10 the barn, harn",sfd Inc
no so wrapped The pece Of thumb ahd me slump up
in ,ag and drove nearly three miles to The doctor
Fully an hour and a half elapsed before saw HIM
I removed the bandago and found the ihuriD lying
lnosely in the bandage and covered win hdiil anu
dirt | washed It off and secured IL TO The slump
n united promptly, and two wears atcrward II ""hld
lave been hard 10 tell which thumb had been
mi
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11

the Mayor, and TO condemn him. The memheis Of
the Ancient Order 0i ilibcrnans VIII never forgive
him. They VIII certainly vote against him or any
Of his friends. If they get tho chaHrr but f. donf
fIl whether their opposition would Dc carried any
further. 10 the length for example, of voting against
the Democratic ticket
Edward t. Carey Is Of the leaders of the trc.on,
Order. and was chairman Of the committee While Il
called on the Mayor. lie said /" My remark. which
Nr Hewitt so suddenly took mp q
threat that I'll" members OF The com.
mttee were all good Democrats, not meant
in serious sense. As TO his eXcHSr that ha coult
not and would not review any parade how was t
thnt hc was able not alone to review th' Queens
Jubilee services. bat 10 mate STc'ch in praise Df
the 'aioUd-is I HE kcf than water hUmbng27
N"lnh"'s % the Clau-Na-GaI So""iy. ono 81 10
most influential OF the T",h OrL9niza'i0 ia the r y
have no hsfd words for the Mayor because they DO
not iccyc In the parade, AMI iink th, ti' a"sc u
Ireland would bee better served H. some Iicf~T sYi
loss atiDas wax.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
SIZE SiV THE POIyT.


That lldv." said a Woodward ave. merchant point
ing 10 "A woman who had traded about AZ worth In
ten minute. aud going OUT used TO br one of NV
worst callers she'd come IA almost daily. bother
four five clerks for two hours, and % ont with
uut buying cents worth"
How dd You cure hen ?"
Well. | Spohc to her IN OF baud way ono day
and sie fred up ana said that long kept CLERKS
40 was ms business To be- bothered. NcNt day ! sr
cced ten ~ the Girl cicris, posted cm 10 what To
say. and they rung her door bell AT inter, ais II an
hour all day and inquired II she wanted nurse girl
She didn't aud told them 50 pleasantly enough until
the tenth ono came. Then She saiH
- Ike to know why earth all you girls como
hero bulhrrlng mo when don't want 10 hire "
So lircaDsc. maam, SO long A you Keep servants
II T. your business 10 be bothercd' was the prompt
reply.
Il think she reasoned out the analogy. for She
now sis down and buys what She wants and every
clerk likes to wait on hers
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11
DISQUALIFIED FOR THE PRESIDENCY

Democrat Smnh-W'll, Brown You're losing y0ur
candidates. hand aiming see Blaine am sheridan
have pulled out. and hear that Allison. laNey,
Uaul,olt Eyarts aud two three mole are declared
ON account Of alicuage
Republican BroWn-NonSense- told Won,
heard II down PieliicT's saloon. They sav that
every one of those men had his berth undcr the British
nar ON an ocean sieamc". wouldn't believe it. but
they all acknowledge twas So"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11

TfIIH III IIfIFIT NfUt
iIc -ad hat COl mel smith - NJ souri,. had twoc
cou an sfrc II ca ddaic Tor 90 cr'~. on1 horrors
lcfo.r the Icupe \ local pI tclan ~ som" note.
.Alom tho colonel had time ard again assisted
financially, was oppo-'d H. him In poucs, ard thcr-
for, vo.krd and Vutol AGAINST HIM. \ tow daNS
,i,-,r In. ernnd drd Of Coionc smith for Congress
H. met h!. ffirnl. who 9.hcd him for "A Loan Of so
Look lcic. SAN" said the coolci, how Is II ina
,rlan 1 run !nr oiirr You always oppose me-, bat
when YOU want money yOu never fail to come to
he ~ ~, ~, .,
I am op. o,cd to you, hut financially am your
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