The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-07-19
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car aia hssss ia church. much 10 "a
hora % ihe sepsrslsle gfoom.
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tbFi ycs'Fs bougAi use Waterbury vsicl
Fusas yosll have 10 psy tbs snrre sIin
far welding i 49,
a boy called 81 The Massachusetts
sisla iisssry lev days ago and ssid Bis
employet ~aute8 10 l0ot II The Iisviled
Saiatu
--ufsom 30 bnde. ihoy sfo wasiias
iof ibo n.iRisierl Hsin'i better skip
oui spJ ser shst il The matter, ny dear !
BrAle No. George yoa stay RICH. where
toa are
ia there suy difegeaoe beiwesB .
,oufnslii abd 40 editor Yes The
Journalists Is a man who whites things for
nesspApers The editor isa ma0 who
leaves oai whAi the iournsiis, writes.
Sealed pfoposal. wrote bsshfnl
lover 90 tho corner q letter 70 young
lady. iaiimalipg thA, be would like to
form ITO partnership, Contract Award
% grseed reiurn envelope
Gee 81 tbs leading Anarchists 10 81.
Louis is usmod Grletsrsbbor. A man With
name like thai il quite likely 10 get
What be gratis ior sLen be goes into the
snsrahy business,
The man Who has brand new type
writer. add leisure, aud lots Of liner-wove
msouscripi paper, eapaoi help feeling that
be has i 10 bis poser 10 make big liter
AZ ppuialiou ior himself. II be can only
tbipk ~ something 10 say.
a Colorado mao uses sl2. 600 gold
brick - psper weight Oar experience
il lhs, gold bricks are too uawieldy TO
make satisfactory paper weights Their
use bar been discontinued 10 this Office.
n.y. Mistress; Bridge, where is that pic. |
iara Of Psyche that belongs 10 the front
parlor Budget Och, its mesilf. marin,
that forgot 10 bring IL back. | was firin'
me bsir for church this marnin' an left
Il IN me own room.
Mrs. wutiul: What happy people
you are TO have sir nice daughters What
resources for your old age Mr., Qaiyer-
ial--Yes, Resources enough But the
diihsalty nowadays consists in outstanding
eBos resources.
Mistress: Bridget. don't think The
favor Of tins tea is as fne as the last we
had. Bridget Faith, mum, an me con
sins are OF the self same opinion. They
said last ayenin' that the aromy were very
bastely.
Teacher 10 naughty boy) Now, sir
hold out your baud. Naughty boy Look
out, ma'am, there's mouse behind you
tfeachcr screams yiolently and makes
dash Tor the girls entry. School adjouIns
10 boys entry
wat dat. Judge Yer Ak me wat my
wocashun am p "Yes; what is your 70
cation | mean what do you do for
living r ''Ah, yesser, yesser; under.
stands yer now. Wat does for Twin
is-my wife takes in washing
Don't you sing ?" inquired the mus.
ical young lady Of the new arrival at the
hotel; "shy, how stupid OF you r. "Ifi
you'd ever heard me try, said the young
mau With an accent OF conviction. you'd
think il was oyerlastiugly smart OF me"
~ wonder that you dare to take SO
great risk as goirg up in balloon, said
q young lady 10 a Fourth Of July orator
There is but little risk, miss, in going /,
up, replied the man Of high flying; 1T is
the coming down that gives us anxiety.
I'm from Mr.. Brown, mum gentle
man what lives across the way. lie says
'Woni you please shut them windows y
when the young lady's APPLYING or
singing 2" "Bni thought Mr.. Brown
was musical himself ?" That's the rea
son, mum he cant stand It, mum
The japanese Premier Prince Klag,
addressed Gen Graut, when be was iu
lspan, 10 English. SO called Endcavor.
ug - compliment him by assuring him
ha, be was bora 10 command, be said
Sire. brave generate, you vos ma lie to
rider" Vi
The elder Damas was asked to give d
toward the funeral expenses Of
Dsiin who died IN poverty. How much
10 you want 2" be asked. Twenty !
fancs what ! Only twenty francs to :,
,nry bailiii There, there Take for
y snd bury two /"
All, me" sighed dscousolate i'm. :,
nisraal down ia Pennsylvania. II wish
iol | bat me money enough TO take me to
iermany bsok alrcady" "And suppose
five son the money. said his kind heart
a employer "By chimiay. sbiar for
lapsas ihia afternoon"
Young hoGsekeeper 10 haicher)-
lave you roast beef hatcher Yes,
nsam Do gou keep il on lee 7 Oh, yes
aAam. Then you msy send me some.
~ husband told uie only this morning
bal be "a very fond u cold roast beef
- Dacief taho has been taking dis
onsary pa,isst's lomperainre) Nos, my
ood somsa. Aoa DO you feel Pa.ien,
eysiag s4e thermometer with considera
"a aa.l Mach better, thsnk ~ Sure,
4 ih4ts wnnartlai thing lhatli help
oiy ~ 4aict