Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1888-05-04
A RAcY RoOK.
scintiIIasina with sarcasm and Briii'""'
Truth.

scIntiIIating with sarcasm ana
Truth.
Netg York letter. r,,.,.;,ta
Chan. ] "IIas Malaria goes 70 r rluill,,'
Chan If. "Oyerworked;n goes 70 Eur -
Chap ILL., elias Rheumatism; goes
Ems -,
Chap. ". Has a row with his Doctor
have real "A 4 "a of sarcasm IN my ual
bu. never read anything equal To INC sal
clsm contained in the above four chapteIei
book written by some anonymous. 1 aut
pect the experience portrayed is peIHOia.
one. the author intimates as much on Paso
81. Let me give you synopsis - ...i,n
Malaria rs il states, us tine cloaN WIN
which superficial physicians cover up mul
titude Of in feelings which they DO Not uhdeI-
staud. and do not much card TO investigate.
10 IS also cover for such diseas as Iley
cannot cure When they advise their patleiiO
TO travel or that he has oyerworkcd an hee.''
rest and is probably suffering from IlalaI a.
10 l., a confession OF ignorance or OF lhaoh-
ity.n 4,
''rhe patient 20 ,sabrold The chan sc IL
a tonic and for a time he feels better Comes
home Tickle appetite, frequent headacnes,
severe colds cramps sleepiessnessi lIllta.
bility, tired feelings, aud general unntne IS
for business are succeeded IN due uuie ny
alarming attacks OF rheumatism when ll.s
about his body regardless of all human feel
mgs
ut is muscular. in his back Articular,
lin his Joints Infiammatory, my! how he
fears it viii fly to his heartl 49,
Now oil he gees 70 the springs. The doc.
tor sends him there, Of course to get well; Az
The same time he does not really want MN 10
lie on his handsl
That would hurt his busnessl s.,,.,
Better for a few days Returns. After q
while neuralgia Translates him. He bloats'
cannot breathe ms pneumonia; cannot walk
cannot scep on his left side; is frettul; very
nervous and irritable; is pale and tlabby; has
frequent chills and feVers. everything about
hm seems to 20 wrong; becomes suspicious
musrers up courage and demands 10 know
/ what Is killing himl
Greet he1yensr he cries, "why have you
| Kept I'VE So long in ignoranceW
! Because, said the doctor | read your
/ late five years ago. | thought best to keep
\ you ignorant of the facts
/ He dism sse his doctor, but too latel his
! fortune has all gone in fees.
! But him, what becomes of him
The other day well known Wall Street
! banker sad to me; ut is really astonishing
| how prevalent bright's disease is becoming.
! Two of MY personal friends are now dying OF
! IT, But it IS not incurable, ! am certain,
| Tor my nephew was recently cured when his
! physicians SAID recovery was impossible.
, The case seems to me to be a wonderful one.
/ This gentleman formerly represented his gov
1 arnmeut in a fore IN country, He knows,
4 appreciates and declares the value OF that
preparation, because hts nephew, who is SON
IF Danish Vice Consul Schmidt was pro
nounce1 inCurable when the remedy War.
ners Safe Cure, was begun. Yes, sad his
Father, 81 was very skeptical, but since TAX
ipg that remedy tn boy Is well. -
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for GEM Christensen, of Drexel
Morgan x s, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure
NaU ! e1spnet llta hnra pf tha hool. rlfra1
himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors aivice
If, my friend, You have such as experi-
encc as | have portrayed do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of other
temedjcal agencies. They have no monop-
My over disease AMI ! personally know that
many Of them would far prefer that their
Ipttients should 90 to Heaven direct from
heir powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any un
authorized means.