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stntc Grange Meeting.

The annual meeting Of the State Grange
will TIC held in this city on Wednesday,
February Isl, 1T II o'clock ~. NJ. Sccre-
tary Holloway has issued an address to the
patrons in which he says: 1T is to be
hoped that the meeting will be largely
attended by members Of the Order through
ont the State, rs important business will
be before the Grange for earnest work.
The election of a Worthy Master to fill the
uncXpircd term Of brother James n. Lips
comb, resigned, provision made for the
revival of The Oidcr throughout the State,
and the attention of Patrons is required in
the furlhcrance of the aims and objects Of
the Interstate Grange Encampment to be
held in the city Of ,Spartanburg the first
week Of next August.
The EncamRmcst last August was n
decided success, bringing together The tillcrs
OF the soil, and artisans us well, ut n season
Of tie year when the crops arc laid b,,
aiIording u pleasant opportunity for The
discussion of subjects of vital importance
to the farming and kindred interests of the
State. We, therefore, most earnestly beg
that each Grange in the State, not absolutely
dead, see tina, n representative is sent to the
meeting of the state Grange prepared as
cuadiutors in the progression of what our
State needs and requires Of every son of
her soil"
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mo Reflection Intended"

Assistant Architect E. J.. SchmitZ re.
celvcd yesterday a letter from tho State
House Commission in answer to his letter
asking if any reflection upon his character
or competency was implied in the letter OF
dismissal.
The reply, as follows, seems in accord
with the explanation already offered in
these columns-that the dismissal was due
to she entire stoppage Of the work:
OFFICE COMPTROLLER GENERAL,
COLUMBIA. s. c., Jan. II. 1888.
NT. +. j. SchmitZ, C0Iumbta, S. &.
DEAR SIR: | am instructed TO say to
you, in reply to your letter of the 4th inst.
which was duly received, that the Com.
misssoners Of the State House, in reply
thereto, have to say that under the recent
Act of the General Assembly the duty was
imposed upon the Commission TO employ a
Superintendent Architect of the State
House work, resident in the city of Colum.
bia, and in doing so 1t was their duty to
discharge both Mr.. Nelson and yourself,
and in the performance Of this duty no re-
lection either upon Mr.. Nelson or your
self was intended. Very respectfully,
j. $. WERNER,
Secretary Commission.
Columbia Record, Jan. ~.
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Federal AID TO Education.

Mr.. Phclan, Of Tennessee, has introduced
IN the Hons" Il joint resolution proposing
to following amendment to tlc Constitu.
ton, mandy:
Article XVI, Section /. Congress Shall
have power to grant aid to the public school
systems Of the several States Of The Union.
section ?, Aid so granted shall not cx.
coed $4,000, Geo annually, to be distributed
pro rata among the States on the basis of
illiteracy.
Section 3. Appropriations SO made shall
be paid TO person or persons designated by
an Act Of the Legislature Of each State
which shall specify that aid so received
shall be expended for public purposes at
once.
Section 4. Congress Shall not supervise
The expenditure Of the appropriations here.
in provided for; but it may require n report
from the State officer or officers discussing
thcsamc, and if it shall appear from said
report that the aid so granted, or any part
of il, has not been expended for public
school purposes, then it may withhold
from neutrality-suspicious. an amount
equal TOY that not eXpendeh.
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The Richmond d DnnvilIe ONCE.

A bill has been introduced in the Virginia
Legislature to preventive Richmond 81 Dan.
vile railroad company from establishing its
main offices in Washington. The bill pro
vidcs that every railroad company char.
tered by the State of Virginia, and doing
business IN that State, shall establish and
keep at some poiut within the State. its
principal Office, and the Offices of its treas
ttfcr, auditor, general superintendent, gen
cral freight agent or freight manager, gen.
eraI passenger agent and of such other
general offices or agents as such company
shall have or employ in carrying on ifs
business. This is not designed to prevent
such n company from changing the loca.
ton of its offices from time to time to some
other point within the State, or from es,
tablishing branch offices ia any department
of its business outside OF The State and APP
pointing s%ut-lgents. Any company falling
TO comply With the requirements of the Act
shall be liable TO a fine of not less than
So, 900, and not to exceed $50, 600.
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The Love and Respect OF Children,

If mothers could only realize what a
critical period their children are passing
through from the third to the sixth
year, they would exercise more than
ordinary care during that time. Nu
only physically but mentally and NOR
ally are they undergoing a change; u
change for better or worse, according
to the care and attention they receive
from their mothers and fathers, A
father is no moro exempt from certain
duties towards his offspring than the
mother. He should always bear in
mind that his assistance in the control
OF tho children is of moro value to his
tired wife than the presentation 10 her
of a costly gift. 1t is ut this time that
children begin to notice papa's and
mammals bearing towards one another;
let this always be one Of perfect court
osy and respect. Nothing 30 quickly
destroys respect for parents rs constant
pickering In the presence of their chill
dren. The first thing n child should be
taught is respect for his parents and
elders; affection comes naturally with
most children and is the most valuable
aid in gaining control of their actions:
next to that is respect, without it very
little can be accomplished for the child's
welfare. Parents should bear this in
mind that children lose respect very
soon upon hearing them disagree; using
bitter, cutting words to each other. This
Is intlicting tho first actual pain these
baby hearts have been called upon to
bear. In tho presence Of this the child
experiences conflicting emotions, which
ends in pity for ono parent and con-
tempt for the other. 0 parent, pause,
consider before you lose this hold on
the little being who has heretofore con-
sidered you perfect Let there be
unanimity Of purpose in act, word and
deed before these little creatures, who
are 80 susceptible to every new impress
sion, If you would preserve their love
and respect -MrS Ellis IL. Mamma, in
Good housekeeping.
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Hard 70 Hoax.

Prot. Baird's grave features relaxed
into u smile when the dispatch from
Paducah, Ky, announcing the discov.
cry OF a dlamond-iicld ncur that place
was shown to him. writes Il Washing.
ton correspondent Of the New York
Herald.
81 should say, without knowing any.
thing about it," he said. that tho story
was a hoax. None of the specimens re.
ported TO have been sent to'thc Smith,
sOnlan have been received, nor do | be-
licvo they will be. Prof. Proctor, nm
eminent geoiogist, Is now making II
o of Kentucky, but he has not been
heard from upon tho subject If the
story possesses any foundation in fact,
the probability Is that the mine is salt.
ed SUCH tricks do occur occasionally.
L remember about ten years ago n won.
derful discovery Of diamonds was re-.
ported from Colorado. Tho newspapers
TONED with descriptions OF the mine
and its dazzling productions. A party
OF gentlemen went from San Francisco
and examined the mine in person. IL
their judgment it was n bona-iidc dis.
covcry. They returned to CALIFORNIA;
and organized n stock company, with a
capital running up into the millions.
MIR. Clarence King, n Of The biologists
attached TO the Smithsonian, had Just
returned from Colorado when the OK.
element was at its height. Nothing Of
the kind had come under his ohserva.
ton, and naturally enough he regarded
tho discovery us n reflection upon him.
self. He returned TO Colorado, and saw
1T once that tho mines were 'salted.'
The projectors Of the affair onerod him
q large sum of money not to expose
them, but he refused TO be bribcd, and
so the fraud became public.
whenever an alleged important dis
covory like this Kentucky mine, for in
stance, gets into the papers we Of tie
Smithsonian have to suffer tho conse.
qucnccs. am quite sure that before
the expiration OF n week VIC shall re-
ceivo n hundred letters about il. Pco-'
pic writo to MS upon every conceivable
subject We received IL letter tho other
day from n man in Pennsylvania who
claimed TO have found n petriiied par.
rot, which he offered to cell for 81 600.
1t is impossible 10 petrify tho soft tissues
o. a bird. bat l told him 10 send it along
AMI we would examine il for him. 1t
proved TO be nothing but n water-worn
fragment OF q limestone rock, with somo-
lhlhS Oh tho appearance OF u petriiied
parrot might have il such q thing were
possible
Speaking about curious people, !
hayo just written n letter TO MIR. John
Hampton, Of London, who sends us
each month for distribution a magazine
devoted 10 proving that the earth is fat.
Some years ago Mr.. Hampden wagercd
Arthur r. Wallace, the celebrated scien.
list, Gl.000 that Wallace could not
prove the earth TO be round. There
were three umpircS, two of whom decid-
ed in Wallace's favor, and tho money
was paid to him"
"Do you answer crank lettersp"
1--WE have one clerk who does moth
ing disc. Occasionally they write us a
second time. and express their regret
that an institution so famous should not
possess one man of good common
sense"
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Judge Mnckcy az Lothor!o.

Ex-Judgc Thomas j. Mackcy, of whom
South Carolinians have very lively rccol-
lcctions, has been figuring in n new ro!c.
Some weeks ago he went to Bismarck, Da-
kota, in company with n handsome woman
styling herself Mrs. Withcrbec,' and put
up at the biggest hotel in thc city. The
two afterwards hired n fine house, and soon
became the social guns of tho place.
They gave gorgeous entertainments, and
were sought after in all directions. Their
prestige was at its height. Suddenly there
came IL fall. a servant girl, who quit be.
cause she had not got her wages, shocked
people by declaring that the twain were
living as man and wife. Admirers refused
to believe, doubtcrs withheld their attcn.
tons, but sensible people soon believed tho
story. Judge Mackey and his alleged
niece, travelling to restore her broken
health, soon fell into disgrace.
The truth, summed up, seems to bt
about rs follows: Ncttic Dunlap. a poor
girl Of New York, showed magnificent vO,
cal powers. She was educated In music,
and soon created a furOrc. Soon her name
was connected in a Scandalous way with
that Of u Western millionaire, but ii wa
claimed that the old gentleman was but her
bcncfaCtOr and foster. father. In Fcbru'
airy, 1856, she was married, in grand style,
to a. Scott Witherhcc, Of Washington
the millionaire attending the wedding and
making handsome presents. Things went
smoothly for some months, bui soon Nct.iC
went WcSt-and went astray. The mex
thing III order is The suit for divorce, which
Withcrbcc has already commenced.
Judge Mackcy claims to have his present
residence in Dakota.
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TIE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS REPLY.

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sun Greater Property Predicted.

. Judging from observation and the ex-
pressed opinions of the leading business
men of the South, we think 1t perfectly
safe to predict II greater activity in general
business for the coming year than we nave
bad for the year that is just closed. There
is not q single enterprise that has been III
auguratcd during the present year that is
showing any signs of weakening; on 'ne
contrary, they are giving signs OF sun
greater efforts on the part OF owners 10
push them to early completion aud get
ready for active business. The tightness
of the money market that has prevailed
through the South for the past few months
has had the effect of causing many to look
forward to the future and to be more
guarded in their ii ;ancial operations. III Is
a fact that many large manufacturing con,
GERS have found it difficult to call Il halt at
the closing of the year sufficient to get their
books and stocks in shape to see how thlhSs
stand in consequence OF such large volumes
Of orders that nave been coming in, nus
as IL were running one year into the other.
Hundreds of half finished jobs and the
taking of new contracts arc not very con
vcnicnt items for the bookkcepcr to handle.
There is going to hc n much greater am, unit
Of building lone this year than in the past.
Dwelling houses in particular Will torn a
very large item, warehouses and stores VIII
| also be built in great number to say moth
| ing Of the buildings for the manufacturing
| plants that will bc erected. Another item
| conducive to business acti, ity will be the
| construction "a number Of new lines of
| railroads. While it is true that an almost
| unlimited number Of railroad charters have
been granted, it is equally true that quite Il
humber Of them will assume shape during
the coming year and be completed in The
| courses. Is. L0wG, IF Chdttda0HJd, IN
Tn0n ine
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Indorsem..h Of Bank Checks.

A check drawn upon q bank payable to
bearer is in a different position from a checl,
drawn TO order, although he latter may he
Endorsed by tho person 10 whom 1t is payable
before it is presented, or by the maker him
self. Banks are justified in taking all proper
mcansto avoid impositions upon themselves
or customers. A check Drawn to order and
subsequently Endorsed, is not, in our opinion,
in the Same position as a check drawnt to
bearer. The latter is, by the act of the
drawer, made payable to anybody, and
the bank is thereby notified, in effect
that caution need not be made in ms.
cortaining the right of the person who
claims tho payment. Dut a check drawn to
order, even although it may DO the order of
the maker and Endorsed by him blank, can
only legally BIO the property of the person
entitled under the Endorsement. The fact
Of the Endorsement may be taken TO be a
notification to tho bank to be careful. I'm as.
ceftaining the riL Of the person who claims
the money. Under such circumstances, it
seems to us that tho officers Of the bank
would DO justified in requiring some proof
or satisfaction as to the right of tho person
presenting the check to claim the amount.
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A TONGUE IN KNOTS.

! contracted malaria in the swamps OF
Louisiana while working for the tclc-
graph company, and used every kind OF
medicine | could hear of without relief.
| at last succeeded in breaking the foyer,
but it cost me over $4,000, and then my
system was Frustrated and saturated with
malarial poison and | became almost
helpless. finally came here, my mouth
so filled with sores that / could scarcely
cat, and my tongue raw and ii led with
little knots. Various remedies were re-
sorted to without effect. | bought two
bottles of B. b. Is. and it has cured and
strengthened me. All sores of my
mouth arc healed and my tongue entire
ly clear of knots and soreness, and | feel
Ike n new man.
Jackson, Tenn, April 90, 1886.
A II RprrTpN
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G. BARRETT E. CO.,
AUGUSTA. GA.


The current session of this Institute
closes January 2lst, 1888, when the
Spring Session begins, which ends June
9th. 1883.
The present session is one Of the most
prosperous in the history of the Insti.
tuto. There is room COR only q few moro
boarding pupils. The health of the
schooi, the accommodations of it's board
ing department, and the efficiency OF its
corps OF teachers are unsurpassed any-
where III the South. The first of January
Is very convenient time for entering.
inp'ls are charged only from date of
entrance. y.
Rev. WA. II. ATKINSON,
ro Principal.
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Blood, and Lungs.

ooiioww color of skin, or ycilowish-brown spots
on face or body, f~rcQuont headache or dizzi-
nrRs. bad taste in mouth, Internal heat or
md cioomy forcbodings, irregular appetite.
and coated tongue, you are suffering from
Indigcstfon Dyspepsia, and Torpid
Liver. or HEBifiOusncss.o In NAM
cases only part OF these symptoms are expo
ricnccd. As n remedy for oil such cn5os,
Dr. Ticrcc's Golden Medical Disc
COVcry Ia unsurpassed.
For, WrmiS SPiitiitE OF
CbItis, Asthma, Severe Coughs, and
kindred aTcctions, 1t Ia nm c1icient remedy.
SoLD ny DRUGGISTS, Mt $l.OO, OK SIX
HOT'EHES for $500.
send ten cents IN stamps for DR.. Picrcc's
book on Consumption. Address,
worlds D~iSpCnsary Wcdtcnt ABaO.
cIntion, C63 Main street, BUFFALO, My.
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While q man was going TO bed in st.
Louis lately, n small hand, wearing on
one finger a ring. suddenly appeared,
raised tho chimney from the lighted
lamp TO a height OF six inches or more,
moved 1t toward the astonished observer
@ short distance and then dropped 1t t.
the floor. Tho man has tho broker
chimney in proof of tho truth OF the
story,
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SIlEF JOINTS.
A MOST REMARKABLE CASE OF SCRoFULA
y RHEUMATISM.

A MOST REMARKABLE CASE OF SCRoFULA
M RHEUMATISM.
| have n little boy twelve years old
whose knees have been drawn almost
double and his joints are perfectly stin,
and he has been in this condition three
years, unable to walk. During that time
the medical board of London county ex-
amincd him and pronounced the disease
%scrofula and prescribed, but no benefit
ever derived. l then used n much adj
lertised preparation without benefit.
Three weeks ago he became perfectly
helpless and suffered drcadfully.. :
A friend who had used b. Is. b. nj.
viscd its Use. He has used one bottle
and all pain has ceased and he can now
walk. This has been n most wonderful
action, as his complaint had banled
everything. | shall continue to use it on
nm. Mrs. EMMA G%RIFFrrHs.
Unitia, Tenn, March 2, 1886.
WEBB CITY, ARK, BLOOD.
Having tested b. b. Il. and found il To
DO oil that is claimed for it, l commend
it to any and every one suffering from
blood poison. 1t has done mo more
good for less money and in a shorter
space OF time than any blood purifier |
ever used. | owe the comfort of NV
life to its use, for / have been troubled
with a severe form of blood POISON for 5
or q years and found no relief equal 10
that given by the use of b. b. b.
w. O. MCCARTNEY.
Webb City, Ark, May 3, 1886.
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a Lovely Complexion.

"What a lovely complexion" we often
hear persons say. II wonder what che
does forit2" In every case the purity and
upon the blood. Those who have sallow,
blotchy faces may make their skin smooth
and healthy by taking enough Of DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" to
driYe out the hun1ors lurking in the system.
A few Government bonds thrown In do
not Iniure the bonds of matrimony,
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Nj. Holman Tisza, the Hungarian
prime minister, is described as looking
more like an old-clothes man than o
statesman. He has an aquiline nose,
STOPPING shoulders, wears an unkempt
beard, and long gray hair trailing ever
the collar of his shabby coat, and is by
no means an imposing parsonage. He
is n man of few words. Disdainful of
little courtesies, he never tries to in
gratiato himself and does not seem to
care whom he olrends by his brusque-
ness. He IS not a fine orator, nor a
great financlor, o n bold party man
ager, yet he is the los popular man in
Hungary and the most respected.
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THE HOARD OF AGRICULTGRE.
Attorney General EarIe's Opinion on the Orgon-
ization Under the Recent Act or the L"gislR-
tuFe.
Executive CHAMBER, Jan. 10th, 'SS.

EXECUTIVE CHAMBER, Jan. 10th, SS.
Hon. dos. H. Edrie, Attorney GenerdL'
SIR: Grave doubts being entertained by
some of the Departments of the State Gov
m as to the legality of the election of
the new Board of Agriculture at the recent
session of the General Assembly, | beg
leave to submit for your consideration the
following question:
Do the persons who have been elected by
the General Assembly under and by virtue
of an Act entitled An Act to create n De
partmert of Agriculture" etc, approved
December %. 1887, now constitute the
Board of Agriculture?
Very respectfully,
j. p. RICuARDsoN,
Governor.
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L ~CARMINATIVE!
FOR INFANTS ANu

TEETIIING chill DREN.
An instant relief for colo of infants.
Cures Dysentery, Diarrhoa, Cholera
lnfantum or any diseases of the stomach
n bowels. Makes the critical period
of Tcething safe and easy. Is n safe and
pleasant tonic. For sale by all druggists,
and for wholesale by HOWARD, WfhLgI
& Co., Augusta, Ga.
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a>g,ys b ALI, HKUsIOESS,

from a common BIotch, or Eruption.
to tho worst Scrofuia: SAT- cue
skin, in short, Ill diseases caused BY bao
blood arc ]congTeTed by this msJRic Siwerf"s E Pesis
s3nntin1 Iiccrs rapidly heal under its DO.
nign influence. Especially Inns Il manifestSd
its potency IN curing Tctter, lxoae ssa scs
Nous sores AND SWoIlings, Hip
Joint Disease. White SNcilingss
Glands, Send ten cents in stamps for q
large treatise, with colorcd plates, on Skin
Diseases, or tho, same amount Tor u 'rca'l'o
on TIL HOOP. rs THE LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse Il by using I'd. rtcroo,S
Iipcstiom, a fair skin, b%uoynnt apir.
its. nnd vital strength, will be established.
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"You have insultcd mo, sir, and 4
demand an apology" angrily said ono
politician TO another. "HowP" inquired
the other. you said l was a liar, SIR"
20, did Ip" Eyes, sir, you did, and I
want an apology" "Well, you can
have 1t. pu take It back. / don't
know whether you are o liar or not"
Thanks. Come, have something."--
Washington Critic.