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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
ROUGH ON THE BooKMAKEas-
The Judges Eullify the Victory OF q
Eo-se FIRST Under the Wire.

SO-5S r-rSt Gn0er E1S wire.
BALTIMORE, Oct 1s-The events at the
PiIniico races to-day wers as follows:
FTssT RAcE-Oae nile. Ovid first. Osceola
second. Wheeler 7. third. Time, 1884.
SECOND RAcE-Ceutral stakes for 2-year -olds.
One mile. Reporter first. Gypsy Queen second,
Brussels third Time I.45
THIRD RAcE-BoRie stakes for all ages. Two
and one-half miles. Huntress first, Eurus sec
ond. Connena-ra third Time, 4:3@l2
FOURTH RAcE-Bne mile and furlong. Ia
vor won. with Esluimaux second Time,
a:o04
FIFTH RAcE--selling; Three-quarters Of a
mile. Volta ran all the way around IN the lead,
hut il was declared of because Of 4 false start.
and on the next attempt Specially got good
lead and vas never headed. winning by four
a nalf in front Of Golden Reel. with the Others
strung Gus.
Volta Yy Own and Leo H were left at the
post The winner was bought in by his owner
for 81. 30. the entered price. Some Of the book
makers had commenced paying OF on Volta,
compelled 70 cash Specially tickets, and one
firm claimed TO have lost $3.50 by the decision.
At LEXINGTON.
LEXINGTON, KY, Oct. 1S-To-day's races
here were as follows:
FIRST RAcE-Six furlongs. Clifford won, with
Lulu May second and Stuart third Time l;22l4
SECOND RACE-Seyeli-sixtee of a mile AL
pena won with Castaway second and Sports
man third. Time 1:l44.
THIRD RACE-One and one-eighth miles.
Lavina Belle won, with Longalight second and
Rector third. Time 1884.
FoCRTH RACE-One mile Hypocrite won,
with Bridgelight second and Incidence third.
No time
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You viii observe that meats lead the Ii t
wish $40. 0J0, 90. corn 1.ligwe1 win
$50. CoJ,OJJ in T0uad numbers, and wheat
comes next with $3l4.gJ0 90 I'd cotton
fills tAs fourth place with 1851. o 30 Blu
cotton lead5 the export list Wit Sis go, 90,
agyregatiGg more than the exp 1T II corn,
WHEAT. meats, and half of the tobacco cro3,
pot together. Thus cotton takes rae first
place ., honor in the LIST IF exports, and il
IS doubtful If any other agricultural pro
duct oI the country VIII ever disturb it,
Z verting the reports Of the art
Inent, / would respectfully SUCCESS that
leading daily papers. sicl a your 5 Is, aud
agricultural magazines, g.ye the farmers,
from time 10 time, e-traets Of said reports,
for the purpose If dis e1.naiilg al over
tie country what is IN st impOr.ant in
them tending 70 inform, instruct and en-
courage. The ObjecC OF tae department
viii thus lie easily attaired.
G.. MRyELAS
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PROFITS OF THE MILLS.
REPUBLICANS CLAIM THEY ARE
VERY SMALL


The Statement o: the bureau OF Sta
tist.cs Says They are 81 Per Cent
Messrs. Aldr.ch and Frye Tmpugn
the Honesty Of the Governrn ent 6
Etatistlcs-
KAsufxG-0v. OFT. j. The Senate 10
day rsssarl 4 c 5nside-ati7n Of the tariff bill
and vas eddressed by Hr. AIdTich, one II
tie nseuhssrs u the finance committee DE
proc e5ed 70 illustrate, by reference TO the
ofclaI statement 0. the bureau Of statistics,
tie utter orthlessnerg ard abs1rdity 81 al
atternpt 70 show the character Of the HoGss
bill. AID Of the Ssaa.e bill. by a syatefn o.
sd vsl9rem rata AID percentages- The
Statement from the bureau Of statistics was
he sid. not .ly misleading IN is general
.fea ures, but it vas entirely i accurate AM
misleading in It's details: and the tn eau
loflc.alz If the Lad any kao~.adgs y
eyer On Tie suffice must have known t-at
1T wGs.
F-RYE CgITICIsgs THE FIGURES.
Mr.. FRYE criticised tho statements mad
In the Senase and HgEse a. 70 tos mel profits
made By cottan mills. Tnoss Let profit
had been put al - per cent, tut the ca!cU-
t4Eflf5u IH1 fHFiE EGds4t1 Rssl L+ pm "a
tout much Of the expenditure. such Is t.
Cos. If power fuel. gas, s4a-les. T. Xes, IT,
surance, depreciation u n1acnlnerY, e..
To show the fallacY u such sta eusnts, h.
read from a TRANSCRIPTS from the books q 4
6b.0DO-spind!e cotton MIL IN his own town
fwell ard carefully nlaHagsdl, and which
showed for the year 1852 a net profit Of .
per cent
sor PER CENT.
He asserted that tie average net profits
of the mill for ten years, mad not teen > pe.
cent nor per cent, and Le kDe~ that the
lsverage let profits well conducted c ttou
irn.ils in bis own state hal not averaged .
Iper cent. for ten years; and WOODEN mills
lwere 1orse of than cotton mills. Nearly
half Of the woolen mills in the Unite State
were to-day idle.
VI. Cockreil replied to Mr. AID
,rsch's criticism Of the table
lof the bureau IF statistics, claimed
that they were perfectly cJrree' .
ard said that they had been made ont
sfunder headings PREPARED by himself BY
mr.. Kspperstein, Prussian enploye D.
that bureau. who had been in the depart
nleat at least since 1879, and who had n
Interest directly or Indirectly in any mis-
REPRESENTATION The debate then closed for
the day.
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prorr=as = agriculture. and having many
vasua r. su@Eestsons as to the furths- de-
Felo-Enent q Gu agricultural resources
Many Of yCur readers have undoubtedly
some vague IDEA Of the al-1use fA0u Is
2-g gate aInount. in money value, C tase
agricultural products Of tals ccuatrr-: cut
YER fey, If any. have ever fully rsaizs3
its immunity. Just for Illustration. I.e-e-
Nth give va certain figures. taken fr0m
the report Of 1877, which speak Tor them
selves
KOsET Waite or AsRECrLTrzAL PRc0-~-0Ss
AND Exports Or TEE rSITZD sT1TEs-
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pULLMAN's PALACE CAR co.

Some Facts and Figures Showing the
Magnitude of this Corporation.
President Pullman supplemented his an
nual report, which was made in Chicago,
Thursday, Oct. II, 1888, with tho following
general information:
During the fiscal year the Baltimore and
Ohio sleeping and parlor car plant has been
purchased, including a contract for the
operation OF tue cars of this company upon
that system Of railways for period Of
twenty-five years The joint interest Of the
New York, Lake Erie and Western Railway
Company in the sleeping and parlor car
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chaaka and Cora in Fine Linen.


Indianapolis Special 10 Chtca0o Tribune.
Many inquiries have boon made about
Chaska, the Indian, and his bride Cora
Belle Fellows, the Washington girl who
threw herself away upon the redskin. The
manager Of the dime museum snys they are
back on their farm In Swift Birds camp.
1--WE had TO buy the farm and then make
them a present Of IL. But they didn't stock
II. a they intended, with the salary they got
We paid them $500 a week, and expenses
and us they were engaged for ten weeks
they got neat little sum. Afler the
second week, she bought hereSlf
some diamond earrings and paid 5000
} for them This contented the bride for a
little while, but In Chicago she wantod
some dresses, and they were the best she
could buy. My partner Ed Kohl, told me
she bought an outfit including sealshn
gsecque, although il was midsummer, that
cost her Il 200 Then Mrs. Chaska began
TO fit out Sammy. That is what she always
called her tall Indian husband. She went
ITO swell tailor and had three suits made
for him, one OF which was fuil-dress suit.
Then she bought him gold watch and
chain-the watch was a horse-timcr. Even
then she was not satisfied, and she further
adorned her redskin with "A huge diamond
ring aud stud. Then tie heart Of Cora
seemed happy. but her purse was empty I
don't believe they had $500 when they got
back home. What in the world they will do
with all their diamonds and finery on the
reservation Is more than ] can imagine.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
WEALTH FROM THE FARMS.

Some Interesting Facts Cleaned from
the Agricultural Report.
SAVANNAH, GA, Oct. 16.-Editor Morn
ing Netos: The agricultural department at
Washington publishes every year about
100000 copies Of its annual report, 1915, 900
copies being for distribution by congressman
and % 900 being assigned to the department.
Only those who had the good fortune 70
get copies Of the report, and felt interested
enough in 1t to go over il carefully, can
realize the greatness OF the task involved in
IL and the multiplicity of information il
contains, referring, as IL does, TO the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19

Ask for ULMER'S LIVER CoRRECToR, q
safe and reliable medicine, and take no other.
have introduced Dir. B. f. ULMER'S LIVER
gives general satisfaction. The best evidence
of the estimation in which it is held is the fact
that persons trying it once invariably return
for another bottle, recommending IL at the
same time to their friends.
q. A. PENNY, NJ D., Cedar Key, Fla
have found ULsTER's LIVER CoRRECToK
to act like a charm in torpid liver etc.
d. o. c. HEERY, NJ. D., Atlanta. Ga
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
GLASS WORKS BURNED.

An Incendiary Kobs IaIIapoo8a o. a
New Enterprise.
ATLANTA, GA, Oct. 1s.-The Tallapoosa
glass works were burned at an early hour
this morning. The property was valued at
SEQ, 900. The Insurance is small. The
works were comparatively new, a large
portion Of the machinery having cen put
lin lat weex The works were owned
largely by citizens Of Atlanta, A. J. Mcbride
! e. %, Being the principal owners, Mr..
Mcbride was in Tallapoosa when the fire
occurred. II Is believed it was the act of
an iDcendfary
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
FUNERAL INVITATIONS.

C0X-The friends of Mrs James Cog ard ~
her family are invited 10 attend the funeral ~
her daughter. MARJORIE, at Laurel Grove Gene
terry. az 10 O'Clock THIS MORNING
DoWNlSG-T1e friends and Acquaintance
of Ms. and Mr.. John Downing and NJ A Fah4y
and family are RESPECTFULLY invited to attend the
fuGerai Of Miss CARRy DOWNING, az 8 o-csocx
THIS friday AFTERNOON. from resiierce
on Torch, between Montgomery and jefferson
streets.
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STATE AND COUNTY TAXES isss.

OFFICE COLLECTOR STATE AND COUNTY TAXES.
CHATHAM COUNTY. GEORGIA,
SAVANNAH, sept. p. 1888
The Digest is now open for the collection OF
the above taxes on all property, real and Per
sonal the specific tax on professions also the
POLL TAN for EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES Oh
all MALE RESIDENTS of the city and county
between the ages Of y and 60 years
Office at the Court House. Hours 3 a, NJ to ?
P. JAMES j. MCGOWAN.
Tax Collector e. c
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Z HOLE III HIS wISDPIPE.
Two Surgeons Of Atlanta Perform q
Difficult Operation.

Difficult Operation.
/. ATLANTA, Ga, Oct Is.-Dr. w F. West
noreland. assisted By his son and DR.. A. s.
johnson, have just performed a very diff
cult surgical operation. y. B. Gilstrep
Of Canton brought his little boy TO this city
with grain Of corn in his windpipe. He
wa carried 70 DR.. Westmoreland. After
TnakiuZ an examination Of the child, the
idoctors decided To cut the grain u corn
out The throat was cut open and an in
casion made IN the "indpipe large enough
to extract the corn. Since tBen tue 10Y has
ibeen breathing entirely through the open-
ling in his neck This morning he was able
n speak for the first time. He now breathes
tthr ugh his mouth, as his windpipe is be
Igin3ing 10 close. Mr.. Gilstrap will keep
| his son in Atlanta under the care Of the
physicians until some time next week, when
he will carry him home.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19

AUGUSTA. Ga, Oct. 1S.-Sneak thieves
are operating with great effect in this city
/ In the last few days "A number of Greeae
street homes have been entered. Among
the booty were two handsome gold watches.
The houses pilfered are alwaYg wide apart
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
To THE PUBLIC.

All persons are cautioned against purchasing
that tract OF land in Chatham County, Georgia,
Immediately south of tAe extended limits Of
the city OF Savannah, known as the BRANCH
TRACT, containing One Hundred and Seven
Acres. more OF less, bounded Oh the north by
kstIH Avenue east by Waters Road, south by
lands OF Earstow, and west by lands of Gen. A.
X. Lawton, as have made contract FIR the
purchase thereof and intend to apply - the
courts for specific performance of the con
tract j. H. ESTlLL
SAVANSAH. Aug 80 1SS3
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Pistol Better Than Knife.

MHLLEDGEvILLE, GA, Oct. 15-A man
named Prosser having previously had a
difficulty with a man named Cook met him
near here in Washington county, when
Prosser jumped out Of his wagon, and with
la ge knife cut Cook across the face and
was abort 70 cut again when Cook drew
J his pistol and fired. Killing PrOsser
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
For ORDINARY.

respectfully announce to my friends and the
voters of Chatham county that will be can
didate for Ordinary at the election to be held
on JANUARY I'd, and will be grateful for your
votes and support p j. O'CONNOR.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
AUGUSTUS CITY HALL
The County and the Municipality Its
Joint Owners.

AUaUsTA. GA, Oct. 1S-An old discus
ssion Ia renewed again to-day in the city
Z The city council and the county both hold
vested rights in the city hall. The county
decided tbs property to ths city in consider
alton alone for office room. The building is
badly in need Of r. airs, and neither Judge
Eve nor Mayor May want TO bear the re-
sponsiDility 0f paying for tins work rem
dered necessary by the late freshet. Mayor
May is going TO appoint a committee 10 con
fer ana BRING about an adjustment Of the
fruatfar
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His Eye Sight Was Good-They were
looking at statuette of the Venus Of Milo,
to which was attached a card with the eau
ton, Hands off, when he burst into
loud guffaw and exclaimed:
Anybody that's got their eye sight can
see that-an' arms, TOO, they might have
So d. boston Courier.
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"A Verdlct % $4,000.

ATLANTA. Ga, Oct. ls.-The jury in tho
cate Of J. II. Ch!dress against the Rich
mond and Danville railroad, for damages,
to-day brought in verdict for 81, 600 in
favor Of tue plaintiff.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
LAEiEs WANTED

To try BABYCINE for their complexion. Pro-
duces he softest and loveliest skin and simply
indispensable as Toilet Ponder. Guaranteed
to be perfectly pure and absolutely harmless;
delightfully."- perfuIned. p cents box. Manu-
featured by n. T. PIKE, Pharmacist,
Savannah, Ga.
For sale hv all druggists
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STIFF and SOFT HATS by last two New York
steamers, for sale very low at JAUDON'S,
$50 St Julian Street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
sHERwOoDs DANCING ACADEMY

At Masonic Temple. The nth annual session
of Sherwood's Dancing Academy will reopen
on SATURDAY AFTERNOON, October Goth, at
3o'clock, with Misses and Masters Glass, and on
MONDAY EVENING, Oct. I'D, at s O'Clock, with
Ladies and Gentlemen. For further informa-
ton call at the Hall or send for circular AID
dress j. b. SHERWOOD,
Masonic Temple, Savannah, Ga.
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NOTICE.

Neither the Master nor Consignees of the
British steamship KATE FAWCETT, Young.
Master, will be responsible for any debts con.
tracted by the crew.
A. MINIS & SONS. Consignees.
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NOTICE.
CRY MARsHAL's OFFICE,

CITY MARsHAL's OFFICE,
SAvANHAH. GA. Oct IL, 1888.
EXECUTIONS for Prlvy Vault cleaning have
~ been placed in my hands by the City Treas
urer. All persons in arrears will please call at
my Office and settle without delay.
ROBT. j. WADE,
City Marshal.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19

Julia, perhaps am staying too late. Is
not that your father tapping on the floor
ovcrheadf'
"Yes Arthur; but don't 20 yet. He isn't
dangerously mad until he goes tearing
along the hall beating the gong. Thine.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
HAMPTON L. FERRILL.
NOTICE.

FREIGHT AND PASSENGER DEPARTMENT,
FLORIDA RAILWAY AND NAVIGATION COMPANY.
TALLAHASSEE, FLA, Oct. Is, 1888 !
These lines are open for freight and passen-
gers through Live Oak, Fla. to all points in
Florida. They are also open via Callahan and
LaVilla Junction subject to the quarantine
regulations prevailing against these two latter
infected points.
Freight and passengers via any of these points
will be carried at the rates heretofore prevailing
via Fernandina and Callahan.
n. S. PENNINGTON, G, F. A.
A. o. MCDONNELL, G. P A.
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respectfully announce myself as candidate
for reelection to the Office of ORDINARY of
Chatham County at the election to be held on
the 2nd Gay of JANUARY next, and kindly
solicit your votes and influence.
HAMPTON L. FFRRTTI
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19
FOR ORDINARY.

To my Friends aud Fello,o Citizens of Chat.
ham County:
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EXCURSIONS.
SUMMER EXCURSIONS,
POPULAR RATE.
To Charleston Port Royal & Beaufort

The Charleston & Savannah Ry Co.
VIII sell Excursion Tickets at following rates:
Leave Savannah 124S p. NJ. Saturday, re
turning leave Charleston not later than
7O A. NJ. Monday .....,...............x3 90
Leave Savannah $40 p. NJ. Saturday, re-
turning leave Charleston not later than
7:20 A. M. Monday. ...... ..............S2 so
Leave Savannah 6:45 A. NJ. Sunday, return
ing leave Charleston not later than 7:20
A. NJ. Monday .... ....................S200
Leave Savannah 6:45 A. NJ. SUNDAY, return
ing leave Charleston same evening. 81 %
Tickets on sale at Bren's office, ~ Bull street,
and at Passenger Stations.
e. p. McSWINEY. G.. p. Agt.
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NOTICE.

The Committee on Public Health of the "Citi-
zens Sanitary Association are authorized to ap-
point an Inspector at a salary of SIS 90 per
month. Parties wishing information as to the
duties of the Office, desiring to apply for the
position, will call on or address
]. c. LIE HARDY, NJ D.,
Medical Director
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-19

ST Indicates trace. tInches and hundredths.
Observations taken at the same moment of
time at all stations.
SAvANxAH, Oct IS, 6:?G a. m, City time
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EXCURSIONS.

At denotes trace o. rainfall
L.. A. benson, Observer Signal Corps.
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SPECIAL NOTICES,

Advertisements inserted under sS,.eznr
Notices" iciH be charged 81 90 SQuare eocs
Insertion
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NOTICE.

ANY body selling, giving away or holding in
their possession, without my consent, soda
water or ginger ale bottles marked James Ray
will be dealt with as the law directs.
JAMES RAY
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All contributions to Sanderson will please be
made to RELIEF COMMITTEE, which will he
duly acknowledged through the papers, as this
is the only thorough and perfect mode for
general distribution &c the needy. By order Of
+. J. PONS JR., President.
G. W. MoOD SecretarY
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TIE LAST CHANCE.

Only two more nights shooting for the Gold
headed Cane at GRAHAM'S GALLERY. Call
and try to win it.
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DON'T BE DECEIVED.

votes and support. p.
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II IL
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30 DOZEN

A. MINIS & SONS. Consignee
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Comparison Of mean temperature at Savan-
nah, Oct. Is. 1888, and the mean OF same day
for fifteen years.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-04-21


"A Pittsburg medium is astonishing
everybody by maIerlalizing beautiful spllit
lowers, which she distributes among those
who attend her seances. One man, how
ever, is Ricking about it. lie is a folisi
and he say That in some way or other these
flowers are really distracted flom his con-
servatory.
Anarchists who cheerfully mount the
scatfold TO be swung into eternity are pop
ularilY supposed 10 be Offering themselves
as martyrs ITO the cause" This is wrong.
There comes lime in the career of every
good Anarchist when he realizes that,
while there's soap, and instinctiyel, reach
es for his winding sheet.
"A woman in Georgia sat up la:e in the
night recently to see pail of ice waller size
mad hung above Tue door oyerlurn on her
husband when he returned from the club.
She got tired and went TO bed. In the
morning she forgot all about the pail until
she opened the door To admit her mother.
The two ladies are all as mad as wet hens,
and divorce suit is talked of.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-04-21
As WE CLIP HUMOROSITIES.

Down in New Jersey there Is factory
where paper bedclothes are manufactured.
That seems to be an unnecessary waste OF
labor why not take The New York "Com-
mercial Advertiser, the Brooklyn Eagle,
the Boston Traveller" and other, b alkei
sheets, already made and to handl
New Proprietor-Dea me, what is al
that shocking profanity about? Its dread
full
Managing Editor You'll have to ex
cuse me; but that blank, bankity compost
tor, In setting up to-day's leading editorla
spells God with two DIS.
An Albany editor growls at the ap
proach of warm weather because 1t necessi
tates ''another change" of underwear
Twice year is often enough for Alban,
editors. They'er afraid to leave the room
even then lest some fellow "stack" th'
cards or ring in ''cold deck on them
The Horse Thief Detective Association
of Illinois, twenty-five in number, hav,
just met in Champaign, and have organ
ized a grand lodge of the fraternity, TO b.
known as the Illinois State Detective As
sociation. The association will co-operat
with similar associations in other States.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-04-21

"A Tennessee malron lately picked up a
bombshell and laid it in an old fashioned
fireplace. The new house which is to be
erected ON the site will have all the modern
improvements.
"A faith cure healer in Salina, Kansas,
tired 10 cure smallpox by the laving OIL
OF hands. and now the doctor and patien,
are quarranIined in suburban BLACKSMITH
bop -
"A Georgia man stopped to pick up /
pin OH the street the other day, with Ia
following results: His hat fell off anc
rolled into the gutter; two suspender but
tons flew off, his collar split open and hi,
store teeth fell out and broke on tho walk
He secured the pin.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-04-21

Weak lungs are soothed and strengthened
by wearing Hop Piasters. Never fails 10
do good.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-04-21
The Tariff Question-shall we NOV,

The Tariff Question-Shall we NOV,
or pay renlP
"A Garfield county Kansas) farmer pui
a dynamite cap in stove TO ''see what tht
thing would do" His funeral followed.
"A scientist sa! a wasp may be picked
up if it is done quietly. Yes; il is when
the wasp is laid down again that the noise
begins.
First Lady-Has your husband quit
smoking yetp Second Lady (just coming
from the far Vest )-Well, he ought 10 b.
this time; he's been dead six months.
"A Maine schoolmistress received fe "
years ago from her lover deeds for CaifoI-
MIA lands which both of them considered
worthless. She has just sold them fol
S256,000 She has now cruelty refused to
marry the Young man on the ground thai
lie is only fortune hunter.
Boston Book dealer-Yes, madam,
there seems TO be a sudden ard enormous
demand for the works of Mr.. Lowell and
DIR. Holmes. Madam-ro what do you
attribute the increase1 Book L Lealer-Well,
1 think the downfall of Mr.. Sullivan has
mad something TO do with it.