Telegram-herald., 1888-02-20

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aole O. tne youns ladies' fhs following
story told ~ aim "a tbas occasion Il a
sample cf oh genial good nature.
stranger iass arrived In Washington
va s~@fehins FOX lfisnd Of hls, whose
address hs ha1 su-tsa GA card. lie ap-
approached a geaNemsn and polite
requested 70 De directed 10 i-st, corner OF
kightn. No. - The gentleman sdafessed
tea AlIn us Gld not Elow exactly where
- "a. but u hs would xslk a5Juf 3 mile
40 a diTecglon pointed out, be we0ld hnd a
aan there who couid direc. him. The
stranger expressed his thanks and started.
A. tne ssd OE the mile be found the desired
individual. who npoa being interrossied
replied Why. you are away oil. l0a
want 10 90 directly back abJnt mile and
there you oill ind the place" The strAo-
grT. nothing cauated. returned aud acccsiec
another gentleman IS 10 where TIE desired
pace could Le found. Why, there - no
such place, replied the man. Bat there
muss 10, AsssIted ths stranger, Tor sse
bays my ffiencs address on this card. here
he produced bit Of psstsbOsri on which
was written. / Cor, 5, -. The gentleman
inspected Is Tor lev mtnutes. and then
ours. into q loud laugh. saying: Why, uoy
frisnc, Iaag IL First Corinthians eighth
chapter and twenty.thifd verse.
The other day bFight-iooxing little fell
I low. Ol perhaps eigh. years. rushed breath
les-ly into CsBals;. iheatre, and wss
about 10 asceod TO the gallery. when the
manager, who WAS conyerslng with tSa
4 door man, said. "IIckes, my boy You
( can take It when YOU get II. answered the
boz With 4 gFiuasce. The manager laughed,
( anu as be Started for the oOx Otfsce he said
( 10 AS s.s siant. Give this bright sample ot
J lCUnk America the best seat N she house.
/ Ala fashionable Ginner table the other
dsy Ia. cow sr-1tiOu had turned upon the
subject Of re relative merits of the various
sinds of icok as regards hsaithfulness. IN
regard 20 what eat, observed one Young
/ lady pleasantly and yet with dignity. as she
I regarded tue dish before her, II never take
I any 6ody's i9sc daIis." Il told you James.
said ths embarrassed hostess, that Miss
. Howard wasn't ready flr mince pie Jet.
Clerk Of Police Court Tozer has been
dressing IN a. extTavsgant manner OF late.
Last week ne came out with a handsome
new Prince Albert suit, the second since
lasf Spring A friend oi his approached him
I IN ConhCeEuai Ney and inquired tne rea-
son for such sxtyavassnce. Well. III tell
yeu." said I1zsr. removing his glasses,
( Pm going ont Of Office In the
Spring and lntO the newspaper
busiasss afsin' Well what Of thai
inquired MS friend. What OF that? DOn''
you know? We'll, I'll tell you. Here
draw a regular salary, not TO sDeak Of the
innumera0e little extras. but IN ths news
paper business is very different, especially
where you re running your OWN paper.
don't know when III be a0le TO buy suit
then. 80 I'm laying in a stock while have
. .olld lh.ng.'