Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1888-04-26
A TAIUOR'S GOOSE
Autobiography OF q Very Modest
Smoothing Iron.

Autobiography Of a Very Modest
Smoothing Iron.
am ouly a tailor guusn Yet, hum
ble ~ ! am. ! form thr primary wedFr
tn the soCial IA ldrrul vhirh nv owners
have reached ths goal uf their amhl-
uon. am rusty. aud ihr dust q year.
has settled upon mc ignored and
dsspisrd. ! am ras' asidr The Ysr,
mention - nay uane causes thr bla,,.l
a. hush the tars ut those wha should
honor me f5r DO ~. I who earned
their hrral anl su.u..fhel from thrir
lives the line' d care and poverty
vhon ] smoplhed fh -rrm. from our
patrou.' suits N ~ N,ll fene u l,rr
" all Tho riaIu ittla house q Peter
Jiuks aui huv D., brought one day hi.
N'ung wife home aai proudly showed
hur his pusses .iou.
Here. " .aid ho ith the rridc q
monarch. '1s our living room. aud
here neat q my cp.y little shop and
there. s" said be-. pointing 20 mo. -
my brand uev g,p,r"
"Ah' criei she. 'how snug aud
nice. aud uuf goose j. 80 bright aud
carrssiugly sbo la.l h,r hand upon me
Peter dear We can vurk togejhsr
nov. loon .sv lhs .saps aud you
can ply ihs Epp.n' And there i yuur
sign' llov hsnurrfuI' Red lctter.f
Peter JiHks 1 h.r' Whv. love.
" reads Ia O. r.rw she saiI Ga.
Enthusiastically How -traugs that 1
Piggy Blu = utfls bsrma.d. o. marry
Hmau uuuss nams appears IN rsi lct-
iors hstors tbe pebble My noble hus-
band hos pfoud aa Il uu "
Thus eloses ny menulK q the frst
usIanier iu che Jints horsehpld
~rs pas-sd and brsughi J,rus
% Fater Jluks A. hi. family
4 his bnslnass grew rraec
is haailaa eut4ag b. aaFta g.
~ a. anliHsnt csmmeryial ceu.
The city. and on his enlarged
wens. IN goiasn lrtter,. added
'Mrrehant taller uith Par. stylr..
4 tee more yeaw fl siga "a.
abolished apd Jink- 80. q rich man.
aud b. % hcame aa ,Wpur.af II guods
l. - r#urse. uHs tazf .s la. aud faf
years ! rusIri iu fhs dsifIs Oas day
." wy .urpr.sr JiHks saw me ~.
hugor, that we're once hard aud
horned vitb milton needle marks.
were n"v .tnuoth and white AmaE
mrut a.N ! va. lifted carefully irusa
my surr punliugs q trash With those
tams smuuih banis That tight ~ A.
taken bonn. with him Wife" said
hr .hsrr Is uur dear nll geese. take
oara q b. o. b was The hr.t irirnd q
our houcyunuu. H. you net remsul-
be- thc iine ! hroughi yoa homo q.
my hridrP ! can see you nov a. yua
caressed it 80 lovingly with iho.e
pretty hauds "
e fn-r'' cried Mrs. Jiuks loudly
You hrutr' Huv rau you BE- - crusi1
Have not pleaded with yoa never 10
refer g. ihai uasi. 80 degrading 20 opI
present social pusitiouP
There, srr What yuu have dauel
JusttCa has almost swuuned'" and
shr ru.hri vildly 90 uphold the 1.-the.
limp form II Miss Jinks who Was
Easwrg, Take Il away Take u
awFtf
i"s love, cried he fond mother
Papa j. t"n cruel, yoa may louk up
nos, the borrid hing has l~eu -
mn,ed" Justicia raised her languid
aEure urbs and gaspsd with relief
Now lhat our daughter. have COM
plried their education. said Mr.
liuks n tyw DAYS later 20 her hus.
band, 'Thoir culture and excessive -
hnemeut need more sristocralic !
sphere You must buy 5r build
Tcsi isuco ou Crabapple street
Madame are you madf' cried
che ssasPcratod Nj JinkA a will
consent 90 no such folly"
hat remember the future u our
rhiidrsn." screamed the perssvering
matron Come girlN plead with
your father Thiuk oi home on
Crabapplc street. You will b. part oi
The social hash Your fathers pot
the goose will bs forgotten. aud your
nsmss will appear - social lights IN
print"
'Delightfuii our names In . news
paperf" screamed Justisia
Too charmihgl siaculatsd t1snsn-
tina
IT'S ums 10 bring the goo.s.
cried MG J.. - he started for the
garnet
'Doh'L pray. don'ir' screamed The
three fAlnting women
Notwithstanding Nc JiBks' sensible
reasoning he Was overpowercd b.
feminine entrvatirs and hefore
smother year the 'CrAbappls street
residenoe was baili. and furnished Ia
the most approved styi@ Paintings.
whose eolors exceeded the poppy and
suuaower IN bflliaaey. aud irnms.
that rivaied In price that II the oanva.
frAmed. decorated the wallA Cases
81 books whose bladlngs of crimson
and green hafnioniEed most beaull.
fully with the chair. and earpeta
The aspiring parents we're soon
rewarded. for the Masses Jlnks"
we're the rsienina bellies of the ssason.
and their namss headed every social
evenL
The papers ai length described the
hrilliAni rvo~ptions where crystal
ehaaae - EAST m irldesesnt glow On
mountsias a naiarsl roses and tsn
theaNana yards q sailsx. whose ssr.
rentine Kartands 5era woven An
sessgTaH u intsesls uAessy. wkoss