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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
TIE FAscISATioN or a PISTOL.

The Suicido's Weapon a Means Of Temp
. tatioa to Moody TcopIc.
Frank BSckland, when surgeon in the
Second Life Guards. was one day called
suddenly to au clubhouse OF the barracks
to see n trooper who had put "a pistol in
his mouth ana blown his brains out. OE
course he could do nothing FOR him
Some time afterward iC.strucl j sc}llsud
to sec what had become OF the pistol tho
poor fellow had used. The Coloncl showed
him the pistol in the drawer Of his writ
inc-table, and then wished to know why
the doctor inquired about it. lie cN-
planned to the Colonel that be had an idoa.
--suPerstitious perhaps-that il would bo
better 10 destroy the pistol
The Coloael laughed st the quaint fancy.
which, nevertheless, came too true, for
BCciland was called shortly afterward TO
see tho Coicrel's servant, who had at
tempted 10 kill himself with tho very
Same pistol lie recovered, and DucElund
asked hi.n why lie had been SO foolish =
TO attempt his Efe. The only reaso-, bo
could give was that he was low-snirited.
etc. and IA dusting the Coloncl's Cesi. 10
had day after day seen this fatal pistol.
and H. seemed like demon hauntinr h.fn.
Chicago news.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
TAsEILr REsEarnLANcEs.
Deer Heading fo- Thoughtful PcorI,
Breeding VIII Tell.

breeding iii Tell.
The1o ar- family cLaracts. = and family
iutclli 1cEcrs, as there are family faces
aEl family figures. Esch individual
member cr tho brood has its own variety
or this typical character, but n I'll is
lis.s.s IS I.ore or Io=s persistc.,t, though
any enc particular trait, even tno most
r==.k-', z,sy BE- wanting OF sctuaIly 10
2,zc-d L is cS>ct opposite.
Stil, viewing The family iSioryncrasics
IS = Vsoic, each member il pretty cure 10
possess = ve-J considerable numi'rT CT pc
cEiiariii-s more or less in common with
ali ths rtni:iade-.
True, Js@o Tna7 DO passionate, wiilo
Emily IS saIky; Dick may IL a spend
thrift, who Thcrnas is nliscr But
Jano snt Dick Sro both humorous, Emily
s-d T.-e.-i-is s-- both musical. ThoI1l1-y
ard Dix 5ota sensitive, Emily and Jane
beth sentimental, and ail four CT them
siike viniictive, alike Intelligent, alike
satirical, and alike fond of pets and ami
nsls. -;
Look at the persistent Tennysonian tone
IN Charlss and Alfred Tennyson; look 1t
the ra-oi yinI power of tAc no Smiths in
'.R-i-cto hd,ir-sscs; - look 1T tno Car
zcci. Ihe U0ssct;i., tic Hers-atiS, SGd ray
y-Leth,- gwen minute touches Of &C and
eentimc1t do not como out alike il
brotAcrs and sri ~.
Almost everybody who meets brothor5
or Sites or cousins OF his owa, after =
long ,epar4tioz (vhsn he has II dulled
his apprehension of the facts, mast have
notice., with mingled amu-calo 1t and
diBsn; s.ac:;ou, in ten thousand liJiio
ways ard s@ying~, how very closely he and
they resemble ono cnother.
Sometimes tho very catchwords and
rftev fh@ir NET nd
their pct s5nPat1ies, turn cut ~ every
twist OF life 10 be absurdly identical.
One may even he made nv re OF ones
own unsuzpecte6 and UnobtrusIvc fai!Inzs
by Observing them, - IN n EiIrrur, in the
minds 81 one'. ; relatives, ike kinS Georges
muddy IN MIR GilOcrJ's rtorT, -ho meets
himself in an enchanted lard, and con
siters his double tho most ClsE grecs.hle
fellow he over came ncross.-Popu
Science Monthly.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
A Rnbc of The Hub.

"Oh, papar' exclaimed little Johnn,
81 wish | had a dog like Billy Swettt
When Billy came homo yesterday he had
a newspaper, and his dog met him at the
station and pnt tho paper in his pants
pocket and ran horee with it,"
Put the newspaper in his pocket J..
his mouth, guess"
''Yes, papa, that's what l mean. lis
mouth is his pants pocket, isn't 80
the pocket where he pantsg'-Bos9UI
Transcript.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
Mhcrc the Inn Can,e In.

1t washis first visit to the city As he
stood on the curhstoue shaking his sides
with laughter. he was accosted by one OF
New Iaven's finest.
What's the fun, stranger;''
''Fung Can't You see it? Just look
how that thing (pojuting to a watering
cart leaks. Why. the blamed fool won't
LaTe "a drop LEFT when he gets home
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26

Business items. first insertion loc. per line each
subsequent insertion SC. per line.
Administrator and Exec utor's No Ices..... 250
AUDITORS Notlces---- <..-.-+-ssa ZOO
Stray and similar Notices. l-S0
~ Resolutions pToceedflo OF any c0rporoftoH
society," II communications desfged 10 CAL offeIl-
fiO 10 Gny matter Of limited indiVfdtd frfeT esf
must be pdiI TO5 as GdUeTtfseulenfs.
jon PRINTING of all kinds neatly and expedt.-
ously executed at lowest prices Don'tyou forget
Z
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
The Emperor of China and III. wives.

The young Emperor Of China has inst
oeen engaged in the occupation of sole,.t
ing three ladies' as brides from amonost
thirty-two assembled at his palace Tbrs,
are collected from all over Manchnria
rom certain noble Manchu families. aud
nave nave travelled some of them Tor hup-
dreds and even thousand NIL, 80 49,
10 undergo review. The 5utnra F,,,'-.,-., :,
Is ilrst selected, and then two assistants
called the Eastern and Western F,n,
presses. This IS the ancient custom of
!he Empire since the Alanchus beoame
rs rulers. The Emperor will take over
the reins of power next year.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
.rnscRIrrIoN RATES. -aa

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so 90 Al MOI paid within months. 100
90 9o II not paid within the year 20
persons residing Sg';,df @ 81 Se shS chaTSSa SSan %
postage mi viii the above terms be de-
stn .,7 ay and those who Jon consult IL, the.f
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
Advertising Rates.

The large and reliable circulation OF the CAM
RRIA FREEMAN commends II to the favoraDle cc n
sideratfon of advertisers. whOse fayors Will Dein
Ferted at the following loN rates:
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26
Ask For Ayers

Sarsaparilla, and be sure you get it,
when you want the best blood-purifer.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-10-26

Iarrant's EffcrTcScent
Seltzer Aperient-
It ts certain IN its effects
Tits gentle IN It's action.
IL Is palateable - the
taste. II can be relied
upon 10 cure. and 10 cures
by assisting. not by outrag.
inE, nature. DO lot take
violent purgatives youc-
selves or allow your chill
dren % take them, always
use this elegant phar-
macoutfcal preparation,
which has been for more
Than forty years a pubic
'avorit-. Sold by druggists
rrerUlrLeTs.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
The Seventh District Politics.
From the ST Charles Cosmos.

The probability of Mr.. McDear.
mons appearance before the Con-
gressional convention Of this dis
trIct has caused a little uneasiness
among some of the aspirants and
very perceptibly changed the
aspect of the political checker
board. Mr.. McDearmon is a new
man in the field, and like new men
very often do, he brings into the
field a new weapon and one that
has powerful effect and one that
must be recognized by any intelli
gent body of his countrymen. No
one need expect a "whoop-' p-'em-up-
boys" canvass from the gentleman
from st. Charles, but manly and
brave contest on true merit and
ability. This is the method the
gentleman from st. Charles will
adopt. He will not be party to
a disgraceful scramble for the posi-
ton, neither will he strive to gain
the goal by the gutter route nor
will he stand up in public places
blowing his horn.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
D. z. Francis.

Ffbti Lllc ISpdio hUpuUiteoh
The young and progressive ele-
ment of Missouri's population will
welcome the formal announcement
which David r. Francis makes in
this issue of the Republican con-
cerning his candidacy for the posi-
ton of Governor. When Gov.
Morehouse determined to make the
race it afforded certainty that the
young Democracy would not be
without a worthy standard-bearer
in the contest for first place on the
ticket; and Mr.. Francis, through
to-day's announcement, makes that
assurance doubly sure. IF there is
one man who more than any other
in Missouri politics represents the
aggressiveness, the push and the
liberal spirit of the new generation
in this State, that man is Dave
Francis. Looking the fild over,
one cannot but realize that the
next Democratic Convention has
easy work before it. A mistake il
hardly possible.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23


The combination horse sale was
success in every sense of the
word, and all concerned are delight
ed. About $50, 900 worth of stock
changed hands at good prices.
Buyers and sellers from all over
this and adjoining States were
brought together and stock sold at
good figures. The sale will be held
again next year and it is likely that
it will require three days instead
of two to sell all the stock entered.
These sales are big thing for
Mexico and Audrain county and all
are glad to note their success.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

IT Is hoped by his many friends
that Frank Turner, of the late firm
of Turner, Smith & Co., will re-
main in the city aud again embark
in business. Mr.. Turner is a young
man ofrecognized business ability,
and when he takes hold Of any
thing it has to go. His career as
an Alderman, coupled with all his
business connections, shows the
above to be true. Messrs. VIM.
and Austin Smith, Mr.. Turner'S
late partners in business, are also
worthy young men, who will sue
ceed in whatever they undertake.
We hope all the boys will remain
with us and enter into the big
boom that is bound to come.
j. H. Hiatt, the new proprietor,
comes from Montgomery county
recommended as a gentleman Of
good business standing, worthy the
confidence and respect Of our peo'
pie, and we welcome him as .
citizen.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
MARTINsBURG MUSINGS

Correspondence of the Ledger.
MARTINsBURG, Mo-, Feb. 16.--
Miss Annie French is down from
Mexico on a visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gay, of Centralia,
are visiting relatives in town.
Miss Angie Bell Copeland left
for the East Wednesday.
Miss Annie Ferrell, of Fulton,
and Miss Linnie Boyd, of Benton,
visited at DR.. Taylor's. during the
past week.
The Douglas firm formerly
owned by the three brothers, Doc
tor, Will and John, is now owned
entirely by j. w. Douglas, he hav.
ing bought out his brothers las
week.
The "Junior Burghers" gave {
most delightful Valentine party a
Mrs. NJ. G. Billiards. Tuesday
evening.
The Literary Society discussed
prohibition last Friday night
much credit must be given Messrs
Torreyson and Stowe, on opposit'
sides, for their brilliant and point
led remarks.
| f. B. Vaughn is greatly i'm
proved and was moved into tow
last week.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
Maj. ). F. Rucker.
From the Lancaster Excelsior,
he Editor of the Excelsior,

From the Lancaster Excelsior,
To the Editor of the Excelsior,
LANCASTER, No., Jan. 30th.-
DEAR STR:-See from enclosed
clippings that Maj. Rucker is can.
didate for Secretary of State.
have known Maj. Rucker since
1875. He was a member of the
State Constitutional Convention o.
1875, and served in that capacity
with distinction to himself ano
honor to his constituents. He has
occupied many positions of honor
and trust, and has been true tc
everything committed to his care
He is a gentleman of fine business
qualifications, and every act of his
life has stamped him as man o.
honor and integrity.
Maj. Rucker, in politics, as in
everything else. has always beer
true to his party and its principles
He was Democrat by birth, has
grown up with the party, ha,
shared its defeat, rejoicee. over its
victories, andis to-day one of the
most prominent, progressive, ano
answering Democrats in the State
Respectfully,
J. r. DIPpEY.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
AS WHEN YOU see an asp in

As WHEN you see an asp in a
golden casket, you do not esteem
that asp happy because it. is en-
closed in materials so costly and SO
magnificent, but despise and would
shun it on account of its venom; so
when you see vice lodged in the
midst of wealth and the swelling
pride of fortune, be not struck with
the splendor of the materials with
which it is surrounded, but despise
the gross alloy of its manners and
sentiments
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
J. R. DIppEy

When Senator Vest speaks he
generally strikes a responsive chord
in the hearts of the American peo-
pie. His speech on Monday, in
the Senate; was both humorous and
to the point. He says that there
are now in the cellars of the Capitol
over 2,o0o bags of documents and
books, and but one living man
(Mr. Amizi Smith, of the Senate
document ROOM, knows what they
are. He further says that Senator
Sherman told him that the books
issued to him (Sherman) for his
own personal use since he had
been in Congress had been between
6 600 and 1000 volumes, not one
Of which he had ever opened. We
hope Senator Vest will be success.
full in having the publication oi
useless statistical reports and
worthless rubbish that nobody
reads discontinued. Senator Vest
both in regard to this matter and
the Blair educational bill, is pur
suing a course that every patriotic
and good citizen should endorse
Sedalia Democrat.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
FRANCIS OUT.
Hon. David r. Francis, the Next
Governor of Missouri, An
nounceS.

The Hon. David Rowland Fran
els is candidate for the Demo-
cratic nomination for Governor of
Missouri. In answer to direct
question put to him by Repasbli-
can representative yesterday he
said:
eyes, in response to many and
repeated solicitations from various
sections of the State I.have decided
to be candidate for the Democrat
ic nomination for Governor, and af-
ter I return from Washington shall
visit the interior of the State as Of
ten as my official duties here will
permit, and make the acquaintance
of the people,
"What are your ideas of the
duties OF Governor ?"
S'They are to execute the laws,
and to see that they are observed.
If1elected / shall endeavor to give
the State an honest and progressive
administration, doing all in my
power to develop the resources of
this great commonwealth and to
keep Missouri abreast of the
times"
Mr.. Francis was asked to express
his views on the question of pro-
hibition and its sisters and its
cousins and its aunts, but he de-
clined, saying that when he went
before the people, if his views on
this question and its corollaries
were asked, he would explain him.
self. Mr.. Francis leaves for Wash.
ington tomorrow morning to urge
the Democratic national committee
to call the National Convention a
st. Louis. He will be absent
about ten days, and when he re
turns he will enter the campaign
for the Governorship with every
muscle strained and every nerve
charged. He is very active man
and a very able man. His mint
is clear and his ideas are progress
i've. He would make a brillian
Governor and would by no means
consider his political career ended
at that office. Francis will b,
apt to run for the Democratic
ndorsement for Governor Oh
the platform of ''grand old Mis-
isouris in contradistinction {,
the threadbare libel of .spoor oil
Missouri. His advent to the CUB
ernatorial race will be in the ntur
of joining issue with Morehouse.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

MEXICO is not "groping in the
dark" in the matter of securing the
new railroad, as alleged by our dear
friend of tho Centralia Guard. We
know what we are doing, and we
believe the Boone county. people
also realize the tact that Mexico and
Audrain are not asleep in this
important matter. If they don't
know it they viii eventually find
it out. There is no question about
Mexico securing the proposed line !;
work and money will get it, and We
propose to do the former and put
up the latter. The wind didn't
blow through the whiskers of our
committee in Chicago, either; they
did nobly for the cause, and did not
have to go a week ahead of time to
learn the ropes.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
The Butter Matter.

Mr.. James M. Beagles, from the
northeastern end Of the county, the
gentleman whom it was alleged
endeavored to place upon. the
market butter that was termed
bogus, called at the LEDGER Office
Saturday and made a denial of the
whole matter, and says his state
ment can be verified by numerous
persons. Mr.. Beagles says the
butter in question contained not a
particle of lard or foreign substance,
and was as pure as could be made.
He says it was manufactured some
time ago, but prices at the time
being low it was held for better
figure. The extreme cold weather
coming on still deferred him from
offering it for sale, but about this
time prices came up and he brought
it to Mr.. Easter, the grocer. To
put it in proper shape for the
market the butter had to be melted,
which was done and it was made
into cakes and stamped. The
fact, he said, of its having to be
melted gave the butter the peculiar
taste and odor which led the St.
Louis merchants to think it con-
tanned lard. There is sample
of the butter, which Mr.. Beagles
says is the same, at this office,
which he would like. his friends to
examine.
The following card from Mr..
Easter explains the trip Mr..
Beagles made to st. Louis, which
the latter says was not to secure
the butter, but to attend to the
selling of some hogs he had on the
market:
To the Editor OF the Ledger.
MEXICO, Feb. 18 II wish to cor
rect statement that Mr.. J. NJ. Bea-
giles went to St. Louis on purpose
to smooth over the butter matter.
He was on his way there with a
load of hogs when / showed him the
correspondence | had from the st.
Louis commission merchants, and
gave him the address of the parties,
telling him to go and see them.
II. EASTER.
We cheerfully give Mr.. Beagles
the benefit of his statement, as he
naturally feels very much hurt over
the publicity he has been subjected
to; and will take occasion to say
his name would not have appeared
in print but for the demand made
from numerous citizens in that sec
ton, who thought that suspicion
might rest upon some of them. Our
information concerning the matter
was considered reliable, hence we
gave the item place in our local
columns as news. The LEDGER
has no inclination to do Mr..
Beagles an,injury.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
Circuit Court.

The special grand jury indicted
George Clark, Andrew Locke and
John Harris, the colored boys who
burglarized fuckers mill, for bur.
|glary. They pleaded guilty to lar
cenry and not guilty ofburglary.
J. w. McShane VS.. estate of Geo
Hogue, Judgment for plaintiff or
note for 81, ,s91. rs; judgment for de
fendant of account.
State of Missouri vs. Wm. Be,
dell; motion for new trial in twt
cases overruled.
Alex Crawford VS.. III. Ahrens
Judgment for plaintiff.
Thos. Crum ct al, vs.. w. )
Hathaway ct al; judgment for de
fendant.
The court adjourned to February
III, on account of the illness OF z
I. Powell, a juror in the Rodgers
murder case. T. J. Williams wa
offered as substitute and an ad
iournment taken until the tlnas
named
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

The case of McShane VS.. The
Hogue estate, brought here from
Pike county, was brought to close
Thursday. George Robertson pre-
sided as special judge in the
case and gave good satisfaction to
all the parties concerned. His
rulings were prompt and clear and
he received many compliments on
his judgship.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
Local Option.
Ers,rn fha Tavae 2ifffuuu


Bill Snort, of The Crosby County
Clarion and Farmers Tindicdtoy
was in Austin the other day and
was asked about the State of NOR
ality in Crosby county since the
local option law forbidding the
sale of intoxicating liquors had
gone into effect. "Why, there
amt prisoner in the county jail
1t is as empty as the head of the
fellow who is trying to run an op
position paper to mine in Crosb,
county.w "Is the vacant condi
tion of the Jail owing to the loca
loption law ?' "That's just it
The sheriff had to go over into tht
adjoining county to get drunk, ant
while he was gone all the pris
oners, about twenty-seven in all
made their escape. Oh, | tell yot
local option is doing wonders fol
Crosby county" I"
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
WL.e tvo Yca e..
.M sNsT:1aA'' sililiij: |! !:
Will Regret the Day.

The Missouri Trotting and Pac-
ing Horse Breeders Association,
which our Fair Association per-
mitted to go to Mexico instead Of
Sedalia, now numbers 40 paid up
members. Before the Association
holds its first annual meeting this
number will no doubt be doubled,
and every member will be present
at the Mexico fair, while many Of
them will be accompanied by mem.
bers oftheir families and friends,
Sedalia will live to regret the day
she permitted $500 to stand be
tween ber and this splendid at.
traction.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

A white man has been prowling
around the house of LeCount Coil,
North Mexico, for several days.
Thursday evening, when Mr.. Coil
returned home, the prowler was
looking through one ofthe windows
Of the house. Mr.. Coil asked him
his business, but getting no reply,
fred a shot from his revolver.
The man yelled and stated of. run
ming. As he climbed the fence
Mr.. Coil shot twice more, but it is
not believed he hit the man.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

FRANK O'Neill, who has been
the managing editor of the Missouri
Republican for the past two years,
has resigned. Upon his retirement
the employees of that paper pre-
sented him with a fine gold-headed
cane as a mark of their respect.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23
Bob White Should Have Been

FROM ue S~htfsdt& tuhFu.
Mexico sent a kind Of high-toned
dude committee to Chicago to at
tend the meeting Of the directors Of
the c., H. & s. railroad, and willis
they were airing their Importance
in the hotel corridors the Centralia
committee was getting in their
work, and "got there by big ma
jority." The Mexico COMMITTEES
didn't even know where the direc-
tors, meeting was to be held until
the Centralia men had accomplish
ed their mission and posted the
Mexico crowd. This comes Of not
having Bob White along.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

R. M. WHITE, editor of the LED.
GER, left St. Louis Friday 70,
Washington. He accompanied the
st. Louis committee in the inter.
est of securing the National Dem.
ocratic Convention for that city.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

CHARITY should never be brought
down to the level of amusement.
It should be looked upon as q
duty, and as sacred one that is
given to us all, poor or rich, to be
done to the best of our ability and
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

A YOUNG man named Bartlett,
who widely known for his polite
ness and wit, never calls his father
the"old man. or governor" but
always speaks of him as Bartlett
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

THE Philadelphia Ledger has
evolved a droll idea about the
Blaine letter. 1t holds that James
has simply dropped out of the list
of active Presidential contestants
in order to be Dark Horse.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

THERE is nothing more destruc-
tive to the ooung mind, nothing
more injurious to the mature mind,
and nothing more disastrous to the
feeble mind than fattery.
Mexico weekly ledger. (Mexico, Mo.) 1855-1956, 1888-02-23

IT is said that the new vestibule
cars run so smoothly that a man
can be shaved on them. So he can
on the ordinary palace cars; the
porter has always done that for the
InaSSauuars