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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
People With Biz Names.
From the London Star.

From the London Star.
Most people if asked which family
in the United kingdom boasted the
biggest average of Christian names,
would reply off hand "Thc Royal"
That is not SO, however, the doubt
full distinction belonging to the family
of the Hon. Ralph William Lyonell
Tollemache-T ollemache, whose thir-
teen olive branches boast Just 100
between them. The revenged gentle
man has been twice married, and it
is curious to note that the average
of the first family is very much less
than the second. His first wife was
a cousin. who seems to have kept
i,er spoues's weakness within bounds;
but with his second wife, Dora Cello
patra Marin Morenza, daughter of
Col. 1gnaco Antonio Orcllano.y-
Revest, of the Spanish army, it had
full swing. The firstchild, n boy was
idliicu ltyuipn fdWallO Odm
Nestor Esbert Lyonel Tocdmag
Hugh Ercl,enwync Slxo Es,, Crom-
well Orma Nevill Dysart Plantagcuct.
He is only II Years old MS yet, and
can hardly appreciate what is in
store for him but it Is all Lombard
Street to II China orange that by the
time he reached mans estate he will
he tempted to curse, not, like job,
the day OF his birth, but the day of
his christening. And will not his
sisters-particularly Miss Lyonl
Decima Veronica Esyth Undine Cyss,
Hylda Rawena Adele Thyrn Ursula
Ysabcl blanche Lclias Lys,,rt Plant
agnct Tollcmachc-T II acknowledgements
that marriage does nat entail the
charge of the whole name, and not
the surname only?
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
lie Bought tn, Privilege

A whiteyoung man, while nttcnding
services in u Waterbury colorcd
church, was guilty of the improperly
OF expectorating on the floor. His
oifensc was soon noticed by IL deacon,
who approached and sud in his most
solemn tones:
young man, you mustnot spit
tobacco juice in the sanctuary" A
few minutes after the contradictions
box was passed by that official, and
the tobacco-chewer pnralyze,l it by
dropping in n quarter. The deacon
looked ut the quarter and at the con-
tributor moment. Then, putting
his hand to his mouth, he whispered
to the contributor, in n st age aside:
"Spit in the corncrl''-Ncw York Trib-
une.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
''Csslr,,,rlsII.s5is.,.

). L -
goes into i ,,avnshop would Be- rlod
to take the pledge, but the pawnbrok-
or won't Jet him for obvious reason.
Somebody say: "Start YOUR bows
IN the rirht trncto That's eas;ar
said thnn done: III 'reonirys consider.
able switching sometimes.
Two women were detected in New
York smuggling tobacco in their
bustles. Why shouldn't woman
have q tobacco hustle as well a hustle
to back her?
We notice that = watersnout hnrst
IN Z .ntual,., ~. En-. 49,.
erspout that would 10 into bus;nes.
n kentucky might expect to burst
with no assets. -Boston Beacon.
aYour husband Mira Murnbv ia
s,ao,;,. e.. ss.,...-.,:..4.N:,.
eu"''A' 'fo''. a cohp.'ctsVioh ol u's-
eases. must drst make a diagnosis
kin yer make it out of ould
flannel in the honse?', ' W
-M;r;s+o,. f,vho 10. ;,,s+ ,,.;,,o,, ,;,
horsa - - ,ns sas . - a. s' 49, a ",s
.o o.eo " !" "euui.s III ''le couh'ry)'
oah AMtch OUT nere! prospective
bridegroom; "Well no. Guess Sal
and the folks d rather have the
'''.o'''i aone III the mousse
iatient wife (of sick man)-Mary,
bring ina glass with tw o tablespoon.
fuls-Sick Man-Darn your homeo.
pathic doses. You want to let me
die for want of medicine, don't Won?
Mary bring in the glass half full
Wife-this isn't the whisky. dear: it's
the cod-liver oil. 'Oh!"
Proprietor Ito recently engaged
waiter. You will have to 60: I emit
keenvon Now wo;+or-Who+,s a.
m"tterS pr"nr; %"el wv Wha nsS . t'le
customer osts Won n the t,sI, = f,os =
Won eet red in The face ' Ynm,J hne eeS
I'm tSs whole h~a;nass; :, = stau. p 4;
Texas Siftings.
A correspondent wishes to know :,
"wr;ter,s cromn,, :, . oor,,.o,, ~.
49, o" ."n'
f;,. .;,a. 1s sn 4;.a .mose VINO earn thelr
.aInS ~ Ciielf pen. ~ is 10 aceftain
S u ti,o , s.e cramps oelng usually ret
h ~ ohe lg B:..a, vi 1he MrI!efs pocket
'oo"' 'o'souie nul'eo'n'
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
ALs-..s.ss !. . wiis.

We have been lovers for forty yentr,
Oh, dear cheeks. faded and worn with tears:
WHIST an eloquent story Of love 70 tell
Your roses arc dead, yet love 70 welll
Oh, pale brow, shrined In soft, silyery hair;
Crowned with lies sorrows, and lined with
Let meread BY tho light Of the stars above j,
Those, dear, records Of faithfullove.
Alb. fond, fond eyes Of my own true wife!
10 have shown 10 clear through my check.
cred life!
Ye have shed such joy on It's thorny way
That cannot think ye are dim today.
Worn little hands that have toiled 80 long,
Patient and loving, and brave and strong;
Ye will never tire, ye will never rest,
Until you are crossed on my darling's
breast.
Oh, warm heart, throbbing 10 close to mine,
Time only strengthens such love as thine:
And proves that the hottest love doth Inst
When summer and beauty and youth arc
past.
. CULVER.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
Bricks for a Pillow.
From Science.


A correspondent of the Shanghai,
North China, Herald says that to the
average Celestial it is u matter of
indifference how long he remains in
oneposition. Hewill write all day like
an automaton, he will work from
morn to eve without any variation
and apparently without any con-
seriousness ofthe monotony. The Chi
nese school children will undergo an
amount of confinement, unrelieved
by recesscs or changes OF work, which
would drive Il Western pupil to the
verge of insanity. Even Chinese
infants are said to remain as impns-
sive as "mud gods" To the Chinese
exercise appears to be supcrfluous,
and they can sleep anywhere. With
a brick for II pillow, the "leathen
Chinee" can lie down on his bed of
stakes, or mud bricks, or rattan,
and sleep the sleep of the just, with
no reference to the rest of creation.
He does not want IL dsrkcned room,
nor docs he require others to be still.
The infant crying in the night" may
continue to cry, for all lie carcs; it
doesnot disturb him. In the case
of most working people, and also in
that of many Others, position in sleep
Is OF no sOrtO OF consequence.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

The Wclls-Fnrgo Express company has is.
sued circulars offering u liberal reward for
the apprehension of Benjamin r. Allen, .Ir.,
who abscondcd Sept. 10, 1883, and was last
seen Mt La Junta, Col. Young Allen ia from
Des Moines, Iowa. His description runs na
follows: About twenty-six years OF nge;
height, five feet nine inchcs weight, 200
pounds; dirk brown lnir, small scar in scalp
back of right ear, dark brown eyebrows ard
regular features, darn ruddy complexion,
slow swinging gnit. resembling n Enior b..
L. Allen, ST.. who left for Mexico about six
weeks ago, is said to have asserted that he
would do anything to assist in his sons cop.
turc. His fnther in the millionaire prsi-
dent of tho Cook county National bank. and
Biennerhasset & Co., of New York notoriety
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Tho ceremony of unvciling tho Seward
statue took place Mt Auburn, N. Y, in the
presence of IL large concourse Of people, in.
Guiding mnny distinguished guests from out
of town. The W. II. Seward Republican club
of New York came in II body. The statue IL
in height. the figure of Seward being just
onc-hnlf larger than lie size. II represents
him standing in net of delivering his famous
higher law sentiment ibis right foot extended,
his right hand imprcssivpiy pointing heaven.
ward. With the letlest al it's height from the
ground is eighteen feet. The sculptor is
Walter +. Robinson of Auburn, WHO was
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Charles johnson was hongcd at Wnterloo,
n. T., for the murder of John Walters last
January. Two men. Charles Johnson aud
Caldwell. were confined in tho Waterloo jail
awaiting trial on the charge of hors. steal
ing. The guard. John Walters. went to the
cell where tho two men were, when johnson
hit him on the head with stove shaker and
fractured his skull. Walters fingered some
days and then died. Caldwell WIS tric, and
sentenced to Auburn for life.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

In the criminal court at Washington
the cnse of james II. Graham, charged by
Representative Glover of Missouri with
housebreaking in the day, on the 10th of
September Inst, was tried. The testimony
shows that Graham was employed as
secretary by Representative Glover, and TINT
he also acted ns an attorney Of record for
and on Sept. 10, it was alleged. he entered
the Glover hOuSe und took certain papers
connected with law suits in which the late
Mrs. Patten, the mother of Mrs. Glover, was
q party. The jury could not agree and was
discharged.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
A Smoking Tree.

A curious smoking pine tree on the
Vaughan estate in Hallowell, Me-, is
again the topic of discussion in that
city. A gentleman the other day
said that the last time he saw it
smoke was on June 8. The vapor
comes from the extreme top or apex
and it extends several feet into the
mir, waving to and fro. The column
il about the diameter ofa mans arm,
and sometimes divides into two COL
INNS. 1t sn.okcs periodically and Is
really q phenomenon.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Addle and James Marvin, sx,d sx ma teo
two miles south ofSt. Cloud, MINI, broke
through the Ice while skating. The youngest
one was drowned, but James was rescued.
While the father and hired man were going
to the rescue, the boat capslEed and the oc.
cupants narrowly escaped drowning.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

1.-THE truth in masquerade" is Byron s term
for n lie. But it il the truth. and no
masquerade, that DR.. Bulls Cough Syrupcnres
coughs and colds. No cure so speedy. Price
twenty five cents.
IfyOu should hive II lame horse and hive
used every remedy without success, invest
twenty-five cents in bottle Of salvation
Oil. 1t will cure him.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
The Age Of the Camera.

Less than fifty years ago there war
not q Photographic camera in tn.
world; today there are IL, 900 photo
graphic establishments, to say moth
ing of the thousands of amateu r out
fits, in thu kcited States.-Chicagr
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

e . row following . RspubHcasjoll aeation
81 carilnsville. IT., Capt. bidnsy Hi, oss q
The psraders, was shot dead. Hi assailsnt
was Richard Owens, . member Of IL local
police force.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

The Nineteenth army corps prepared for
Presentation to Mrs. Sheridan u beautifully
SORROW and eulogy adopted by the corps on
the death of Gen. Sheridan. The nlbum was
presented to Mrs. Sheridan in Washington.
and was received by her with warm expires.
sions Of gratitude.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

lTohIMo and irritations Of the SKIN and
scalp, burns, scalds, plles. ulcers poisons
bites OF insects and oil skin diseases, quickly
cured BY Coloss Carbolisalves the great skin
remedy. IS and 80 conts, sk DrueRista.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

He (caut;ously)-What would YOU,
do, Fanny, if l were to kiss you?
Fannie-Nothing, Harry. What
would there be for ME to do? You
could attend to II, couldn't your;
Washington Critics
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

W. r. Webb was sentenced to denth al
Winnipeg. by Chief Justice Taylor for the
The execution will take place Dec. %. De.
fore judgment was delivered in court Webb
made full confession of his crime. in which he
said he had been drinking before lie thought
of shooting his wife.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

The offer ofn reward of 100000 for the
Smell has expired but it has been d ccied by
the family not to abandon the search as
long as the re is any hope Of finding the fugi-
tive, mud they accordingly announce an OK.
tension of the offer for sixty days, OF until
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Bradstrcet Thurbcr & Co., Syndicate Block
Minneapolis will give you the very lowest
estimates for complete House, Hotel, Oalceor
Restaurant Furnishing and Decorations
Write to them,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Christmas Novelties for House Furnishings
mud Decorations IRE now in mt Bradstreet
Thurber & Co. Syndicate Blork MinneapoNs.
Send for descriptions and Photographs.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
ue1le.

Old men use Moxis the year round 70 kesp
their leryous system strong enough to sun.
port tbs functions Of their body, and mend
up the break down Of Q long business Nc.
The young city bloods to remove the effscts
from liquors and night Of dissipation. A
tumbler full will break Q recent intoxicatiou
In an hour, with NO III effects Of stimulation
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

For strengthening and clearing the voice,
use "BROwNs BRONCHIAL TEocmEs - have
commended them to friends who were public
speakers. and they have proved extremely
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Ernest tInger, hunter from Milwaukee.
arranged n set gun for decr. Getting lost
in the woods he run into his own trip u, d
received the whole charge in his thigh. I!c
WIS found unconscious by party Of search.
ers After l,eing shot lie dragged himself to
the gun antl fired signals for help through
the night. His recovery is very doubtful.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
Awe.s.ri.l roea sra u..I,I.,.

Known and used by Physician all over tho
world. ScOTr's EMUIsIoN not only gives
flesh and strength by virtue Of it's own nutri.
tions properties. but creates an appetite for
food that builds up the wasted body. II
yenrs, ind am pleased with its action. NY
patients shy it is pleasant and palatable and
all grow stronger and gain flesh from the
nse Of it. use it in all CAKES Of Wasting
Diseases, md IL is specially useful for children
when nutrient meditation is needed, us in
Marasmus. 1T. w. Pierce, NJ. D., Knoxville,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Prof Robert Raike Raymond, formerly
Inv partner Of Salmon p. Chase, Inter u
Baptist minister, and more recently q pro.
fessor Of oratory, died ut Brooklyn, N. Y,
aged seventy-one years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Teachers during vacation, farmers sons
others not fully aud proftably employed,
can learn something to their advantage by
applying to u. +. johnson & Co, 1000
Main ST Richmond Vn
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Send to Bradstrcct Thurber & Go. Syndi.
cato Block Minneapolis for their catalogue OF
Fine Furniture O.firc Desks &c., &c.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

George Lee, Beloit farmer, was found
guilty In the municipal court at GAINESVILLE,
Wis. of attempting criminal assault on
Hattie Maltby, the fourteen yearold daugt.
ter Of a neighbor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, shccried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave theme astoria.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Lord Sackville AM, the Misses West have
abandoned their proposed trip to Ottawa.
The governor general has received dispatch
TINT they will s,til from New York for France
at an early date
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

Money saved Ivy purchasing your Furni
ture DrnInrics &c, &c.,of Bradstrcct Thurber
4 20. Syndicate Block Minneapolis. Send for
their Catalogue
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
AR.alt.l Care for Epl..,,l, rl,,.

To the EDIroR;-Please inform your readers
disease which warrant to cure the worst CAVES.
sO strong Ia my faith In the virtues Of this meti-
nahle treatise 10 any sufferer Who viii rive me HI
J.. d. and Express address. My remedy has cured
thousands VI hopeless cnses
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30

NOTHING 10 KNOWN TO SCIENCE At ALL
~ comparable 70 the CUTICURA RENHDlEs IN
their marvellous propertiee Of cleansing. purify
urinR. aisn9urina. ttohine, scaiy and pimply dis.
eases q the akin, scalp aud blood, with loss Of
hair.
a CvT.oua. ths sf ss Skin Cn,s. and cuE!cyaA
II. externally. and CUT1cuRA REsoLveNT, the
new Blood Purifier. Internally. cure svery foImof
skin and blood disssse; from ptmplee 70 scrofulA
SOLVENT. u: Boar. Csc. Prepared By the Por.
ter DAuo AND CHEMICAL Co, Boston. Mass.
Send for How 70 Cure Skin Diseases.
81 Pfmplea. blackhseds, ohapped aud oily "a
- Dali Aches, Pains and Weaknesses ia.
stantly relieved BY the Cu11cURA ANTI.
* Pam PLAsTHR the only pair. Killing plas.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-11-30
'eply will greotly obligc,

Margaret raised her eyes all glow
ing with light. "Only Think" she
said, softly, che still remembcrs!''
eyes," simpered Leila, she said he
could never forget me. When you
write to him about me, don't tell him
/ am going to be married, and see
what flc says.a his next letter."
ranW pang shot through Mar.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-01-18
THE READING STRIKE.

Merchants and City Officials Urge MIR. Cor
bin to Consent to Arbitration.
READING Pa, Jan. 1.-THE Joint COMMITTEES
of the Reading Council and Board of Trade to-
night prepared a memorial to President Corbin.
It appeals in strong terms to him to use his in
fluence to stop the labor troubles. The memo
rial was delivered to Mr.. George F. Baer. the
companys representative in this city, who will
transmit it to Mr.. Corbin. The signe-s to the
memorial say that they do not desire to die
tate to the railroad company, bus
in controversy of this kind they would ask
that tie troubles be settled by arbitration. They
say that they neither agitators politicians.
but plain and humble citizens of city of 60 900
people, depending almost entirely upon its manu-
features for support They speak of the fear
full consequences to the miners, to the manu-
featuring interests. and to the business men if
the strike be long continued and declare
that arrogant rules should not be
laid down to the employees by discourteous Off
Gals, and that if a courteous request for a set
Element of these troubles by arbitration comes
from the employees the company should meet it
in the same friendly spirit. high compliment
is paid to the Reading workmen for their sober,
Industrious habits their devotion to the COM
pany's interests, and finally. the memorialists
offer their assistance for the settlement of the
difficulties by arbitration or otherwise.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-01-18
The Sherman League.

CINCINNATI, Jan. ia very largely at
tended meeting was held at College Hall to-
night, to take steps to organize Sherman
league. Gen. Thomas Young. exConeressman,
was chosen to preside but owing to hoarseness,
Hon. Richard Smith. of the Commercial Gazette,
performed tie actual duties of chairman of the
meeting. Free range was given for the ex-
preston of opinion by those present.
Among those who spoke Gen.
E. F. Noyes, Col L. NJ. Dayton,
Gen. Lewis Seasoneood, Col o. w. Root
Mayor Amor Smith. j. L. Kirby. and Attorney.
general Watson The president was directed
to appoint committee of seven to present a
plan of organization at the next meeting which
will be held at the same place on next Tuesday
night 1t was decided that the name Of the or
ganization shall be the Republican Sherman
League Its object is manifestly to make Ohio
solid for Sherman for President.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-01-18

bought up. In the opinion of the committee
the lacnes of the contestant and his counsel
have been such as to preclude him from asking
further indu gence of the House. Very careful
consideration of the papers satisfies the COM
miltee beyond all reasonable doubt that rot one
of the substantial averments of the contest
could be established py satisfactory proofs.
The committee concede the right of the House
to investigate the title of the contestee TO
seat, even if the contestant has been
RuIty of such negligence to pre-
clude him as party; but 1t fails
TO see anything in the present case
calling for inquiry by the House for its own
vindcation. or to purge itself of member I'M
elected in fact. After thus disposng of the APP
plication for an extension, the committee takes
up the case as shown by the record. and finds
that no evidence was produced which supports
tends TO support any one of the hfty-1ve
specifications fled by the contestant. His wit
nesses prove nothing tending to impeach the
fairness of the election. The technical point
that the judges Of election in Trimbie county
were all Democrats the committee dismisses
with the statement that it does not follow that
the State law violated in that particular,
and cites the of Barnes VS.. Adams in the
Forty-frst Congress as a precedent for its de.
cison. In conclusion the committee reported
resolutions declaring Carlisle. and not Thobe,
elected
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-01-18
SPEAKER CARLISLE.
He Experiences Several Chills During the
Day, but His Condition Is Not Serious.

He Experiences Several Chills During the
Day, but His Condition Is Not Serious.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 17.-Speaker Carlisle was
taken with another chill at o'clock this morn
ing. and DIR. Sewers, his physician. was hastily
summoned, and remained at his bedside for
some time. At o'clock the Speaker sleep
ing quietly. His symptoms at that hour were
rather more favorable. At ii o'clock Dr. Sewers
reported the Speakers condition as much i'm
proved. Since o'clock he has had about four
hours restful sleep. and is reposlng quietly.
with signs of a recurrence of the chills. DIR.
Sewers speaks very encouragipgly, and predicts
no alarming consequences of the attack.
At O'Clock tonight DIR. Sewers said that Mr..
was considerably better that he was this morn
Ing. He had, however, another chill during the
afternoon, to which the Doctor seemed TO attach
but little Importance. The chills, he sale, were
caused by intestinal disturbances which were
primarily the result of overwork and disordered
digestion. The question was asked:
lis he dangerously or even seriously ill2'
~ do not regard him." was the reply HE
10 quite weak, and, as / said, from overwork and
anxiety, and it may be some time before he is
able to be about. but he sits up in bed has never
for q moment lost consciousness and has had
several hours of refreshing sleep, and think,
without repeated and violent recurrence of the
chilfs he will get along without any serious
trouble. On the whole, he is certainly improy
ing"
At late hour tonight Mr.. Carlisle was rest
ing