The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-11-01
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Maize mas ycvr sfarsiles ooupsnior
SD scs nsss put ~ ~slh him
-Tha Bspsas TrsRi via bs noshins
more sef lsess than AHA game
sonc bellies csptisais 9th sriless
heAts. cihsn siih hcafilefs arr
why i iin css tled 10 dogs tail
liss 5@ssLf Ia basna 10 occur
Ail good swimmers are ros bslligefe1i
ysi sheg sifias oui rishi sad I'm
-.gsg msp sho boliows aimee the loud
oi dessn , slaAys mean il the meat
-@b, IL 100 sofib pole iiss.aa iilieii
vhittss assnaiseiorss II Is secret siill.
- enmirai nay noi baliesa 10 his Own
spili. bei ~ y aiwsys open 10 conyieiion.
.4AlA u cheap 10 ibis world. because
~ sapPlJ IL 80 much larger than the de-
nsCa.
Tie "Cnesibni ernp will be unusually
lsfse this fall; especially with minstrel
con panirs
How much 10 peep through your
tslsseopess ssTen ccnis There is five
I've enly cs~ eye
My Is !, easy TO get IN an old mans
housei Because his gait is broken add
bis locks are few.
WIS, is the dinsrcpce between dogs
tail and rich msnf One keeps waggiug
and iae other keeps carrisge.
LIE heo ilsi bsichea ont brood Of
seven raeaiers VAS very proud Of her son.
set.
"A pbilsielphia umbrella firm has sus-
pended. with nolhiog laid 10y for the rainy
day,
= Earthquakes are very arisiocrs ic--st
least they always belong to the upper
crust
= People stadying the language OF Fin
land have quite an exciting time at the
Finnish.
la Denmark, girls are trained to sgri-
culture, but In this csuu,ry they take
more kindly to Lusbandry.
"A fisherman will always be found
Keeling great deal when the fishing is
good. Perhaps II Is the bait
- The Bee Line Railroad has III crooks
In ii. A bee which can't fly straghter
than that bad better invent compass.
- Five thousand pianos are ruined by
the atmosphere every year. The a'mos
phere isn't half appreciated
Some one who has noticed that lawn
tennis suits are male loud this year says
that they are made so "a TO 80 with the
racquet.
What is the difference between Nh
apple and apretly girl7 One you squeeze
10 get cider aud the other you get side
her TO squeeze.
What ia the difference between
soldier and pretty woman Ore faces
the powder and the other powders the
face.
"A Nebraska girl graduated with an
essay on 'ihe possibilities Of the broom"
Her husband will go into the ARRAY fairly
warned.
Yes" said Mr.. Newpop, Elm head
Of the firm down town. but when I'm a.
hotao nights I'm floor walker most Of the
time
Joanna, 10 the kitchen, wakes angry
with the ehambermaid, and frigidly re-
marks. III there Is anything hate 1t is
somebody don't liaer'
II suppose Miss Astergoolds reicc :.
ton Of young Snipkins nearly broke bis
heart mo. it didn't break his heart
bat /, busted bis scheme to go abroad 90
her money"
Nervous passenger And yon are
sore there is no danger ofliceri' Ollicer
mot bit Tie captains Just gone to
taxi nap becsnsc ils too ioggy to ses
anything.",
Wife "a, Niagara Falls) How erane
and Rwc inspiring II all is. John" Hus
bsno (lrs~ing long BREATH Yes, bni0
don't talk, my dear; | want to listen to The
roaring ~ the waters,
Talk Is cheap. II is silence that
costs" as the blsckmaiIer said when he
ackuow lodged remittance OF $4,000
from man be knew too well for the 9th
ess comfort,
He And suppose while sitting serene
~ here some one should be wicked enough
to steal a kissYf She--"l should certainly
scresm for help" The steal follows.)
She '.Cs,lo. lie down and be still Z"
.-Bashiul youth -"will you isse this
chair. Miss Eihelf" Miss Ethel -"oh, no
IL bas no arm" Bashful youth eagerly
- shall be most happy hio supply
The deficiency. ! assure You" Ard be
dill.
The Omaha World chronicles the mar.
risse 81 itres psrrous 10 one family on ,h'
same day. aud saws iba, there will now be
No more expenditures for repsifs TO the
trout gate Tue; hat this will be Offset
BY The fac. that there will be no moro
,asira II gss
IN. A., xgll car.a ta fhts couptry