New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-31
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TIE TALK or THE DAY.


IN President Cleveland, Nurse Dam Lamont said to
a reporter on Tuesday night: Tho trip from Wash
ingou did not tire the President particle This is
reassurIng and refreshing since so largo proportion
of the sixty millions of people were apprehensve that
five hours ride In improved palace car over tho
smoothest railroad bed in tho country might have IN
turcd tho Presidents delicate constitution and wasted
frame.
General Black and General stevenson live next door
to each other in washington. II may be that both Of
them SIT up nights TO sec that the vice pres,dentsi
nomination Is not unoadou Oh inc otnor ic'io" "''
step.-lChicago News.
The other day steamer made fast to dock ut
Duluth adjusted six receiving spouts, took on $4,000
bushels Of wheat and OF with her load In forty-
nine minutes
CUSTOM HOUSE LYRICS
Did the public suppose that we meant snto IT.,
II was only 10 gull that VIC sent 1t,
That cry-which so took things by stori"
TITO rules Of the silly rcformers
We're made for tho people 70 READ,
Who :" get thsrcD In time for tho feed
e not .sgO much ,gs pork e, for IA; siilllns'
But yet We had better be willing y
To help out industrious Hill
We all know the Widow NcGulnness.
Ana And si %, tSs n nsSas viii vi hi BE- bnn
That stands, in these days, on his " dlg"
Are you longing to prove your degotloni
is your pay not sufficiently big,
Are you hoping for any pro prom. Ion
--(Westchester County Record
A Georgia PAPER advertises for thirty forty good
billy goats to butt tho Common Council.
A Stranger in Town-Trst Kansan-Voispuh mas
e0s second Sc n dtsfIas, hey' Some kin to the Van,
dcrb m an put the Board ant 81 20 have
On me 70 to " sona e eilor 70 make side
Nv the buif SOS we tn sn9T oiy Mag
railroads within sight Wv tho CITY '-'s
azine.
Tho modern clergyman wants iaborcrs, not lay
borers, in his church work.
"why, smith, you look as II you had lost your last
friend. What's the niatteriD ,. IN, .onr,s.e,v
strapped haven't earned dollar for two months rs
and have "a, notion once J IN so wf mighty good thing
t 4 can Sno on iyI make ak il work.
h%Rat IS III should be glad to help y 1s nceo
xos want t. s to b pqG apPs Tough 0S Wealthy
would would 30 Ike hot cahos.'-(sprngheld Union.
An EngIshman who has been recently visiting
America an ranches owned by EnGshmen, has TINS 10
say about one of ranches in The London Econ
om,tu. ct found on that ranch manager drawing
salary Of $4,000 year and an assistant manager
drawing a salary Of S6,25o in addition TO THIS they
had spent thousands of pounds sterling In worthless
improvements, far at least as tho oattlo pushoss
Is concerned. found on that western prairie ranoh
loo atcd many many miles from railroad Servants
dressed oe'~A
,id,cuous. The men who should have devoted the
greater part Of their time to the management OF the
company's business spont most OF their tine hun'ns
and fishing, q very pleasant paslme'
Those who have burned the midnight OIL IN order 10
arrive some conoiusoh nv an, ana se Kali
find the following relief II was handed In ~ Jour
nai' reader who will be held responsible cer IAN
gtandnothers, fxther law, two law
three moher5 two fathers, two daughtcrs, one son,
one dsughter-D-law, sonin law one
and there only ak persons In she family
Journal.
Tho New England papers have a rather amusing
vay of prefxng mans calling or family relationship
before his namo, for instance; Chemist sui.n wen'
into Druggist Browns store yesterday, and whiio
there met Rector Robinson, who was talking with Gen
ersl Notions Jones and his wife, Husband Jones told
! Rector Robinson that Daughter Jones was mucn In
terested in rclgou matters and had attended many
~ RevivalIst Guss services II Is also rumored that
Son Jones has been recently converted.
Yam Phon Lee, who married Miss Jerome mas Ins'
had occasion 10 visit tho Registrar OF Vital
! It is littlo gir-Lee.-{Norwich BHlletin'