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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29
Fatal Duel.

Prsrn, March 25,-Deputy Abranyi was
,nortally wounded in aduel to-day by Herr
Pulsky. The trouble was occasiontd by
the refusal of Abranyi TO separate from
his wifo and marry Madam Pulsky, who
was formerly a leading Hungarian actress.
The lady threw herself into the Danube,
but was rescued. Sac aftcrward took
poison.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29

"A person was drowning In East
river, New York, last Saturday and an
eyewitness hastily threw off his over
coat and plunged ip to save him. The
"meanest man living" haprsnsd to be
there and stole the coat
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29
insane on SpirituaIism.

CHICAGO, March 93.-Henry Jesiram, The
Blue Island avenue photographer, who
has been receiving spirit communications
from August Spies, went crazy tonight
and was found naked on South Water
street He was properly cared for.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29

-Yuet Sing. New York China
man, engaged in the importation of
tea, recently received u consignment
Of few pounds Of the very best,
which cost him about six dollars an
ounce.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29
sov,r,l Ra,obo, oI Immlurants.

Nrw YoRK, March Steamships with
immigrants arrived to-day as follows:
Bothnia, from Liverpool, $50; Wieland,
Hamburg, sOi; Umbrla, Liverpool, $50;
Noderland, Antwerp, 1lS; Rotterdam, 3il.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29
Iwo Sisters Killed by a Train.

Providence, X. l., March e5.-Misses
Morgaret and Annie o'Reilly. sisters.
were struck by train on the lew York
and Now England railroad to-day at
Waterford and killed.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29

was typical Indian war; or and cut
throat. The history of his raid, and
of KIT CARsoN's skill and heroism in
meeting the perils of the occasion, is
begun in No. of the New York
Ledger. ROBERT BoNNER's Sons have
issued millions of sample copies of
this number of the Ledger. but there
are, probably. persons who have not
yet had copy, and we are informed
that any one who has not had one of
these sample copies can get one free
of expense by simply sending his
name and address to the Ledger office.
at the corner of William and Spruce
streets. New York. This is certainly
an easy and cheap way to get speci-
men number of the greatest Indian
story ever published.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29
Henry Betnh,s succassor.

New YoRK, March % Henry Bergh, u
nephew Of the late philanthropist of that
namo, was today chosen president Of tho
Society for the Prevention Of Cruelty to
Animals,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29

There is in Philadelphia blind
newsdcaler whose sense Of touch is so
acute that he not only makes change
accurately and rapidly, but can detect
counterfeit note or coin at once. His
stand has been for many years at the
corner Of Sixth and Chestnut streets.
In nine years. he says, only $3.50 in
counterfeit money has been success
fully passed on him. His sense Of hear
ing is also remarkable. and after he
hears tho voice of n regular customer
ho can always eall him by name.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-03-29

Boys is men that have not got MS
big rs their papas, and girls is young
women that will be young ladies' by
and by. Man was made before women.
When God looked at Adam He said to
himself; "Well. ! guess l can do bet
ter than that if | try again, and tlen
He made Eve. God liked Eve so much
better than he did Adam that there has
been more women than men in the
world ever since. Boys are n trouble.
They are very wearing on every thing
but soup. = GGls Compositions
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
TOOK LAUDANUM TOGETHER.
A Yeune Man rnd Woman Near Carthage
Resort to the DEADLY Drug

Yeune Man Rnd Woman Near Carthage
Resort to the Deadly Drug.
Correspondence of the Gazette.
CARTHAGE, TEX, Msy 30.-News has
lust reached town Of the suicide OF Spen-
Ger Wilkerson, and the attempted suicide
of young lady BY the name OF Miss
English, step-daughter Of Thomts
Smiley, by taking lsudsnum. DR.. j. " i.
Ross of Carthage WAS sent for at once,
and on arriving at the scene Wilkerson
was breathing his last, and while the
young lady is still alive, no hopes are en-
tertained for her recovery. Wilkers2 IN
is . country merchant, doing business
twelve miles southwest of Carthage, and
was boarding with the family Of the girl.
He left home in company with the
girl Tuesday night, and on
their failure to return, search was at once
inside, snd after breaking open the store
Of Wilkerson at IL O'Clock yesterday they
were found living unconscious on the
floor with twelve empty lsudsnum bottle s
near them. The girl WAS sufficiently
aroused to speak few words, and stated
that they took the lsudanum after day
light the day they were found. No cause
can be assigned for the rash act.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
ABOUT PEOPLE.

The Prince Of Wales is suffering from
insomnia.
Francis Psrkman is nearly sixty. five
years old.
Minnie Madden wants Bronson How
ard to write play for her.
Margaret Mather has more dates than
any other star in the profession.
Mrs. John P. Newman, wife OF the new
Methodist bishop, is an enthusiastic ad-
vocste Of the faith cure.
Mr. Richard s. Spoford ia still seri-
ously Ill at Boston. and is tenderly cared
for by his accomplished wife.
Browning. the poet, who is seventy six
and looks only forty, says that London
has always been his favorite dwelling
plsce.
Louis Nobel, whose death is an
nouuced, was not the inventor Of dyna-
mite. The explosive WAS discovered by
his brother, Alfred Noble, who is still
alive.
John Quincy Adams of Boston, 8
gentleman Of culture and refinement, has
built for himself yacht which he calls
the 1Baboon," in honor of his Simian
ancestry.
Edith Msrtineau, the niece of Harriet
Martinesu, has been elected member OF
the Royal Society CT Water Colorists.
Her pictures show pronounced genius as
we'll IS hard work.
Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Childs have
taken up their residence st their country
seat, Byyn Mawr, for the summer. This
Is conceded to be the most delightful spot
in the whole state Of Pennsylvania.
Mrs. Ella Donnsui Bently, vice-presi-
dent of lhe Louisiana Press Association,
is scarcely thirty years of age. She is 8
wide-awake, clever writer, and is very
popular with the members Of the newspa-
per fraternity throughout the state.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
Hood'0 SarsapariIIa
DEEP WATER CONVENTION.

Citizeps OF Colorado, New Mexico and
Texas Called 20 Meet ~ Fort worth.
Ever since the completion of the Fort
Worth and Denver Railroad, the necessity
for deep water port on the Gulf has
been more apparent than ever, and the
question has been generally discussed
There Is Q general demand tor an inter
state convention to be held at Fort
Worth, snd In obedience to this COM
msnd, . convention has been called TO
meet on July 10 in this city. Following is
TIE CALL.
FORT W ORTIZ, TEX, May q, 1883.
In view OF the fact that the question OF
deep water on the Texas coast is, at this
time, attracting general attention and
discussion, and is subject of VITAL IN
portance not slone TO Texas, bit to Colo :.
rsdo, Kansas, New Mexico and other por-
tons OF the west, We, the unders. gEed
citizens OF Fort Worth, Tex, hereby
call upon all parties interested 10
meet in this city on the 10th day
Of July, 1888, in convention to dis
cuss the advantages Of the various
harbors and 10 provide ways and means
to accomplish the work Of securing deep
water at the most available point. =
We suggest that the boards Of trade or
other organizations of business men in.
the various cities Of Colorado, New Mex
leo and Texas select delegates to tafs
Interstate convention, snd that sll gut
points send to the convention representa-
tves with charts, statistics and informs-
ton relative to their respective harborts
and the advantages thereof for the con-.
siderstion OF the convention.
E. Z. Chase, VIM. F SommerviliesW.
F. Lake, K. W. Taylor, Thomas P. Mar
tin, w. A. Young, K. M. VarZandt, Sid
neY Martin, Joe Brown, r. M. WINNIE,
Thomas A. Tidball N. Harding, B. G.
Evans, M. B. Lloyd, W. A. Huffman, C. j.
SWasey, Martin Casey, Joe Mayer, Edwin
s. Gard, T. 81. Roe, A, B. Mignon, N. N.
Washer, Seth W, Stewart, Alex Hogg, W.
A. Adams, S. B. Csntey, S. o Noodle,
George II. Chase, B. 8. Paddock, F. J.
Tstum, G. P. Mead, q. c. Ross, B. a.
Rogers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

not the general government has ex.
pended money in the hope OF improving
navigation, and much more should be sP-
propriated and expended 10 each than hiss
ever been doled out from the United
States Treasury. With the aggregate
sums expended but little progress has
been made as yet towards the one grand
purpose OF deep water. The greatest
amounts have been expended at Calves
ton, Is We are informed, With the least
practical results.
The recent formation of . syndicate by
leading citizens of Fort Worth, Dallas,
and the north, looking to deep water q
Arkansas Pass is attracting much stteA.
ZION. A recent visit to the Pass seems to
impress Us that there Is considerable
method In the gentlemen who have pur.
chased property ct Rockport and Ingle.
side largely, end are inst. umental in ex-
tending the Arkansas P1ss Railway along
the north shore of Corpus Christi
bay. and some fifteen miles or more
nearer the Pass Ehsn the present Corpus
Christi.
So universal has the idea become that
deeper water Can be attained at Arkansas
Pass than at Galveston and that, too, in q
much shorter period OK time and at .
much less expenditure Of money, that q
call for public convention has been
called at Denver, Col, June 10, by citi-
zens OF Colorado, New Mexico and Texas
and bT citizens Of Fort Worth, In that
city on July 10, to consider the most
available deep water point en- the Texas
coast. This convention, 1t Is presumed,
will urge the national government to
rnske handsome appropriation for deep
water at Arkansas Pass so as TO determine
st once, and forever, the feasibility of st
tanning sufficient water at that point.
In addition to this general feeling, the
Press Association Of Texas and Colorado,
on the 25th inst, At Corpus Christi, re-
solved to appoint committee to inves-
tigste this subject critically and thor
oughlv. In few dGYs that committee
will be appointed by President Bu ges Of
the Texas and President Dillenbsch of
the Colorado association, and in the near
future the gentlemen so appointed will
make sn exhaustive report.
Toe Tribune rel )icss at these evidences
OF progress and hopes that the day is not
very remote when the G eat Eastern csn
come into Texas port loaded to her
fullest capacity. IL Arkansas Pass is the
place, ell right; II Galveston, let It be so.
and very quickly.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

THE told reliable" Missouri Republic
can is no more. On last Thursday the
psper came out In new dress and with
its name changed to est. Louis Republic
csn." Mr.. Charles 81. Jones, late of the
Florida Times Union, is the editorial
manager. With the infusion Of new life
the staunch old Democratic journal
will probably make rapid hesdwsy in the
hsld which lies SO temptiDgly before It,
and 1t will go forward on It's mission WITH
many good wishes for success. The
price has been rsfuced to cents 9 COPY.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
A wonsn l.e.e. a or D,. m onds

OMAHA, NEB June IA most daring
and successful robbery was committed q,
the house of James E. 0arneau last eve.
ming. As Mrs. Garnesu was entering the
house she met q stranger coming down
the stairs from her room. The man drew
q revolver and told her il she made an
outcry he would kill her. He then walked
eoolly feom the house and down the street.
Mrs. Gsrneau tainted and whsn she re-
covered, she found that $1,000 worth CT
diamonds had been taken from her room
together with small amount of money.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

Is the Eane endesvor on the psrt OF both
to persuade the world that he 10 re-
generator, the same contempt Of PSF
liamentary government snd the same
pu@ng by Q gang. Whether either is
worth his salt in the field is an undecided
point, because neither has had IN oppor-
tunity Of showing what he is worth |;
Boulanger never having commanded in
chief and Lord Wolseley only having
done 80 against Ashsntees, Egyptian
fellshs and such like foes. Wonderful,
indeed, is the contrast between these two
Dragging, self seeking heroes and Moltke,
the man Of deeds, not Of words.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
Prosp sctips for Iron Ore.

Special TO the Gazette.
DAINGERFIELD, TEX, June l.-Messrs
Wingle OF Pennsylvania and Moore Ct
Arkansas, two capitalists representing an
iron ore syndicate in the east, have been
here several days prospecting snd exam
lining the iron ore deposits around here.
They hsve taken leases on several large
tracts Of land with a view OF developing
the iron. They also entered into con
tract with some parties to work one OF
two tracts Of lsrd on which it is thought
there are good deposits OF coal. They
agree to 60 to work at the coal at once,
and they have from three to five years to
begin opening operations In the HOE
business.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

TIE Chronicle makes strong plea for
its town as the proper: piece for locating
the Congressional convention Of the Sixth
district: "Cleburne wants the next
Democratic Congressional convention of
the Sixth district. II there is any one
opposed to 1t will he speak QUIT Gle
burne is near the center OF the district,
has the railroad facilities, ample hotel
accommodations, and il anything more is
wanted let 1t be asked for and it will
st once be provided"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

Queen City Herald.

ShcSA OAsJ AcAoiu'
We are happy. That Fort Worth con-
vention was regular love feast. 1t WAS
gratifying to see the prominent men hand
back the eyes they hsd gouged out during
last summers campaign. Read the ninth
plank, aud see don't it please you. Those
who opposed prohibition say 1t Is an anti
plank, while those who favored it say
they got Whist they wanted. The plank
forever buries the agitation Of the ques-
ton, and we hope never to see another
campaign like the one OF lsst summer.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

TIE Cincinnati Press Cub has estsb.
lished permanent quarters during the
centennisi at the exposition buildings,
and will dedicate them Saturday evening,
June 8. They take pleasure in inviting
all editors to attend, who will meet dis
representatives of the press at
the reception and banquet in the evening
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

TKRRE was . scene in the Brooklyn
tabernacle Sundsy morning, the Goth
inst, which was noteworthy. DR.. Tai
mage rose in his pulpit anc remarked that
the world-fsmous singer, Miss Emma
Abbott, was in the audience, and invited
her to sing. The actress responded by
singing "Nearer My God to Thee," and
after the sermon she sang, "Guide Me,
Oh Thou Great Jehovah" in the presence
Of the congregation Of 5000 persons.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
Gall q Halt.

Just think OF 1t, within the past three
years there have been about dozen
killings in the city Of Houston, and not a
man convicted Of murder. What Q
record is thisi Whist q story TO 60 to the
outside world, to people whom We are
inviting to come and live amongst us!
Is it not time TO call 8 haiti
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02


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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

SAN ANTONIO Express: "Why Texan
should journey to Denver. Col, to hold
8 deep water meeting, whose delibers-
tions will affect his own state more than
any other, the sensible man cannot see.
The Galveston Dallas News can see 1t,
however. But"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

TIE old chestnut about the manIiac-
turing firm that fears reduction Of the
tariff and is preparing to move 70 Europe
is now doing duty.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

NOBODY claims that the Mills bill Is 8
perfect measure, but every honest man
must admit that it is better than the
present law or anything ths: Its oppo-
nents have proposed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
psep water H.rsor for re1ss.
Fl Paeo Tribune.

One Of the most absorbing topics for
discussion in Texas to-day is whether
this vast commonwealth shall ever lay
claim to reliable harbor In which YES
sells Of the largest class can enter IN safe
ty. Whether that harhor Is at Galveston,
Arkansas Pass, Sabine Pass. Indianols,
Brownsville or elsewhere, matters not, 90
as Texas can secure suitable harbor on
her gulf border.
at each of these points, II We mistake
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
For the Gazette.
THE NAN WITH rBE BRsZEN LUNGS
fHAwAEr.

What dreadful sound Is this we hear?
That bIe1 upon the startled ear.
And stills tie tumult IN the ball
Erst deaf to laundering gayels fallf
Is't frenzied cry OF soul In pain2
Or mortal strugg ling to resain
His lost estate of bonds and stocks
To ruin swept on Fortunes rockE?
II.
Belize tits bafflsd fiends of hell,
Dsspai ing Of their purpose. fell
To snatch the reins Of empire held
In hand, OF him who boldly felled
The fiend ProtI ction IN the dust,
And now would crush each aliit d Trnst.
Once more It thakes the very walls,
And tho my soul 1t rights, appals,
I'll venture in and learn the cause,
Tho pradence pa IS and bids me pause.
".
A brief ssthmstic breathing spell,
Soon broken by the ~ thmic swell
OF stirring sounds that rose and fell
Like measured strikes of brazen bell.
What vast You ask: The truth III tell,
And end suspense, this tale as we'll;
The isndish noise that nought could quell
Was a reconstructed "Rebel YELL"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
Branch Offices.
DALLAS,

UALIABs
G. N. BAILEY. Correspondent and General
Agent, 725 Main street.
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Agent, 6l2 Elm street, where the paper can
always be found on sale, and where orders
tsr Dallas city delivery can be left,
WACO.
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aenI.
WATERPROOF.
ii. B. DORSEY, Agent and Correspondent.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

IT Is gratifying t, believe that among
all the great party lights, orators and lead
ers who will assemble at St. Louis, none
will make himself beard more emphst-
ically than Marx Ellison of Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

THE New York Tribune says the editor
of the Atlanta Constitution has sensibly
declined to sit in inquest on the political
corpse Of Mr.. Randall. The Tribune is
mistaken about that EDITORS refusal. No
body ever goes to cemetery to summon
coroner's Jury.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

No EFFORT in Congress has ever availed
to secure deep water for Texss, and no
effort can be insugurated by any CONVEX
ton held anywhere TO secure deep water
through national aid, until Texas has
hsrmonized Its conflicting interests and
views on the subject. And the proper
place to unity Texas action is in Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

IL Texas unity on the subject Of deep
water for the coast is immaterial, 1t
matters not what . convention or what
the congressional delegation may do
there will be failure in the future az in
the mast
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

THE decision Of the Presbyterian as
sembly that msn WAS not originally a
monkey will not deter the dude from
looking and acting like his putative
grandfather.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

In TIE course of remarks at the ban
quet Of Republican clubs in Boston
George A. Marden said: 1--WE have the
meaness man now living in the executive
chair at Washington" As has been pre-
viously remarked: "We love him for tt e
enemies he has made"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02
A Correction.

OMAHA, Ten, May 2s, 1sss.
To the Editor of the Gazette.
The special from this plsce Of the 9th
read like J. q. Warren's drug store was
broken into at this place and robbed Of
ieweiry, when It should have stated that
the robbery took place at Belden, though
the error was in your reporter. Some
arrests hsve been made, but there is NO
certain clue yet. .
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

Me-. BLAINE should not be blamed for
refusing to be candidate. he tried
Cleveland one round and, being no hog,
knows when he has enough.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

HON. Sor is member Of the Japanese
royal family who will visit this country
soon. Qui Nal and Z. Pense, his usual
attendants, are not expected to come
with him,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

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zETTE, whether on business or for publication,
shouIl bs addressed to THE GAZETTE, or DEM
oCRAT PUBLISHING CO., Fort Worth, Tex.
AND BOT TO AEY INDIVIDUAL.
All communications intended for publication
must be accompanied by ths writer's name and
sddrsss-not for publeahon-but as an evidence
Of coed faith.
Parties writing to THE GAZETTE on business
personal to themselves will please inclose stamp
tor reply.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-02

glove rules the court, the camp, the
grave," writes the poet. That's all right,
but we don't want him presiding over
the United States Senate.