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Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09


Wren ths Morrno-S iaid cut Salt Lake CITY
in tsn acre blocks they reserved two on tllo
northern edSs cf tho city. on ths bench. as
aas pla;oas along toe foot Of tae mountain
; called, for Brigham Young The strses
Setreen these lots vas never officially
1pened; ths ground Was held q 10 Brig
hams Bus be established q gate there ard
road % City Greek Over ths gato va5
constructed an iTme-se wooden arch. oud
"a tie cenrsr an summit Ok shat arch v-.s
placed an enormous ssgie, VITA wings rnisod
"a 4 for eiSht and neck stretched towards
TIE -oatS SarcsSeic gCntil-s sid that .bs
bird Sas ready u Ey T. Arizona. CT even iato
Max.co. shsnovor Lhe United States s-v 1t
- svert its poser
Tle NoTuons aforted to- bee as thc.r en-
blsEo, sad claim that psss-et. tLe nsr~e
taey gave taeir teIxitory, signifies land Of
the tree" 10 The laur1acA ia which t1a Dook
4 Mormon was iEscribs,l o. those nlrzteri-
Gus plates dug ~ aat translated b. Joerch
Suith Their frtt work W Utah v--s "a ~
d1cs - poSSsssi1a svsry sainz sorth having
81 The tisabeg lands, vailzab. --1ear e0-rrseS
qnarriss. ctr. wers ''grantr1- b. The ts4-rlto-
rial legislature - prsrnilsrt Noruoas. and
tha etuTca. facorporatct rerrla-iy bv tee
szr1s body. ssissd oa thc ISLANDS ia l8e
l@ke and the prfncjpal pasture Al incor-
porsted esurch. owning property o. the
valae q 81 80 90 e. is oacs did. collecting
hundreds * thousands Fer an enizrasion
fund and dong an immense hsSiaess. must
have = e0Tporass sal. - ths seshivs Wss
adcptrd. Models aad pictures y e vsrs
rinlttpiicd. and sa ilnueDae ore 2 wood
~ss piacei over tse frouf 81 brignzm's - n
cfpal r-sidescs, - a hca VA ovsr tho 'cher,
bota 8aasefcrth known AZ the ison aaass1
and she " Heshiva housa
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
Supplies for the
Stocking.

In our Bazaar on second floor.
we are showing an extensive and
fine line of Dolls. VI cchanical Toys.
Engines. Cars. Tin Toys Of all kinds,
Windmills, Steamboats,. Games. Iuz-
zles. Banks. and all kinds OF wooden
ware and bric-a-brac. Plush Work
Boxes, Toilet Sets. Thermometers.
BarOmcters. Plush Hatracls. Collar
Boxes, Cuff Boxes. Glove and Hand
kerchief Boxes, Inkstauds. Shaving
Sets. Smoking Sets and Cigar Sets
in plush and metal. and an immense
variety Of Broom-holders In plush,
Mirrors. &c. We have done a fine
business during the past week ~
our Book Department and In or
Bazaar generally, aud from the fine
line of goods and the low prices tie
present week should he q bus. Que.
Early selections arc desirable to all
concerned aS il will save diSaDpoiiit-
Inent when nearing Christmas the
hest and choicest articles have been
picked out.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
CIOaks.

Our Cloak business for the year
has been phcnOminally good; orr
stock has been large and finely as
sorted and its fine success encour-
ages ,Is to offer some rare bargains
during the Holiday season. No lady
should wait untiI after the Holidays
as the prices we give this week viii
not be lower then.
i2-inch Plush Sacques Sf4, Sf9,
S25. $50 and S35, every one reduc-
ed. Also great reductions ON Cloth
Garments of all kinds. These seq
sOnable inducements will be appre-
ciated by many and should he taken
advantage Of by all who intend buy
ing garments this year.
Special lines Of ChiIdren's Gar
ments have also been reduced.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
HandkerChiefs.

We have opened the finest and
most extensive line of HanLerchlefs
ever exhibited in this city: COttons,
Cambrics, Linens, POngees, China
Silks and Lace Goods. Silk Hand
Ilerchiefs and Silk Muffiers in i'm
merse variety from zoe to 50 each.
We offer "a fine line Of EmbrOld-
cred Linen Hcmstitched Handker-
chiefs at 121ec each. A magnificent
line at 1sc, and some rare and ele-
giant styles at 25c. China Silk
Handkcrchiefs in small checks and
Hemstitch borders for 12ac each.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
Books.

We are offering magnificent
line Of Books. and as we are to make
this department a permanent fea-
turc Of our business. delight in Oc-
notice. Our prices in this depart
ment will always he as fair and rca-
sOnable as in our dry goods Depart
ment.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09


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Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

ws oifsr 0ns Hundred Dollars Reward
70 sny ssss # Cstarrh thu can not he
cured bv taxing Hsifs CatsTrh Cure
r J. CHrSsY Z Co. Props. 's'c. q.
We ths zndersi znsd. have snown 8 r
ChsreT f9r the lsst 6ftsen vsars ard -
ievs hin perfectly hencr.nle n a. h.-st
csrrT ast sny oo iraro-s 81 - fa- -rr
Wsst 3 TFpax y holessle uTurrsfs TO-
ieio Ohio
WN1irs E.nnan & Marvin. Ths'sss'-
Dr1rr'sts roiAfc. ohte
Al Van 1osser CASHIER. To,e8, ys
ric~si Psnk Ta sae 0sie
Hairs Cs-ar-s Cure .s .srs7 afsr-sH-
sCti-s dirscrl7 uron thr eiesi s15 n1trs
surfse. sf fne svsteu frea -5c re- -o..
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Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
EAGLE GATE AND BEEHIVE.
Historic and Symbolic structures In salt
Lake City.

Lake City.
lSrccLal C1nespooaeneel
SALT LAKE CITY, Nov 30-The Eagle
Gaze" at the entrance 70 Brigham Younz's
grounds, and tie Beehive over MS front
doo-, ara 50 old that they have become new,
and is II wei % present cuts Of them here BE-
foro they pass into "ianocuous desaetude"
with ths institution they represent Brig
han Young died eleven years ago, bis sue
ccssor has since died. and that succoszor'r
successor. II b can be said % have orc,
Il such a very mild and powerleEs Individual
that even Utahsoaians scarcely know who he
-
The Mormon theocTacy has not one-ftth
the power u oace bad, Jet q score OF years
ago this eagle and beehive marked the seat
OF power Is despotic, over a small area, IS
that Of the car over bis empire.
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09


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49, -I-ee sAs o..l u l-ls sDod1gzs ~ yCur kiaa
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sample tallx -s ls -ot. seees -4-y.1 rzsv tl.rg
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rFau1.s = fs.s t.11 r-t.rTlsl frs-1 Europe = fo.
4-gs azos sFi4yi1g w.. E.s solle r-oo1s in tr.a-s
enlch ths c.ison h.flsa oticisk Ia Se- Y1lx
we're saran enough T. ao!d fos cuIks II co4rse
th,y th04-1r tlay were co-lg then duty bot 4
sat rsSht fsg 10 . gsg els1c.s n those tr.iakA
aut dat want O. 80 . Eezilrs. have %
faa4sy 10 pay ~ith ~ husoal5 has always
voted the Democratic tic<es. AT woat you
-.aase, s~es1 -iy, ssai word - the eu-.aui oouss
ln So YORK . have ny trrlks released, Il bless
yoa q uy dying Gag hEs
This letter WAS I'd 20 Col lamont.
Who sear lb 70 the customs DIVISION os tho
Treasury dera~tnent, " Aere il became public
property COL Lamont says such letters are
OCCASIONALLY received Gldnsssed 10 Ars
Cleveland, written obviously by persons VINO
taink the presidents wife queen whose win
Is law and 70 whose mandate all rules oi tho
govsramens could De reversed or suspended
People write asking Ms Cleveland 70 inter
cede with the pres. ..eat tor tdea c0ncernin :
appointments. CtherS employed by the
koFeruii1nt- wan t1e4f sai-sllos fi-ssd, ara
thlak Mrs Cleveiaad can have IL done Re-
quests for bans Of money come L. almost
every NAL M. Cleveland las tsd no enc
4 applications FOX her cas- oE dres -
Many O. the .stters about babies which -ame
to too Wnits House are OBVIOUSLY sent n tho
hcis or TIA writers part of recsiving SoEie
neat pres,'nt n reru-a- During tee Last year
aIrs. Ciry elani has lad no fewer than six op-
po-tunitiss, presented b letter, OF adopting
children EcZEAT CLAVES
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09
Dress Goods.
{ REMN NANTS. }

We commence on Monday morn
ing Special Sale on all Remnants
Of Dress Goods accumulated during
the past season; this includes All
lengths OF double width goods, 10
yards and under, and all qualities Of
goods which sold from Toe 20 So
per yard. These Remnants viii be
laid out on our Dress Goods c0un-
ters and marked at prices that shall
close the entire lots during the
week. They will be divided into
three lots: one lot three yards and
under; one lot 3 to yards: and one
: TO 10 yards. Ladies should make
selections early as possible on Mon
day rs the finest and best goods Will
go fast
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

oourG Grand dOenngo 0 las My
success have o IA
our experience hH
star w E year utunSn md ii
idn land is
uaw wnh m o q
event W pleasant
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

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Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

Ars C eTsanl IS vssF sord u . theatre
-. -isal2r.y sasa oola.siy = "a t-e no4rss
sha l2agLs h~arEly aDd nAsIrs4y, which -
every sE-s Es-oes . good ssal - -er taan
llastsas mlleilgiT aid t4zhi1lably Als
D-efe.-aI -. sl-e1g se4-s y. llLalr c4s
a- fecis.Fs the rile4lous Ouc day last
w-s- sns l.d q good tl4s al ~ Lerss-f over
tse fDi.oss.ag .ss1sT whlch Col LA-EonG SAT-
ner o4r - ne y Bl-s E5uss ulAI
Telegram-herald., 1888-12-09

NoTE.-This week should
be an exceptionally bnsy
one in our Dress Goods and
Cloak Departments, and we
would respectfully urge al
to do as much shopping IN
The forenoon as possible and
lessen the afternoon pres
sure.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28

consoled myself for the lost juice
as well as possible. and remembering
that Reuben had once said he did not
like pale pie-crust. decided that though
mine did LOOK shade darker than
his mothers, il was not surely spoiled.
The fire was certainly too hot. when
the meat was cooked ! needed to make
u slower. Following this decision the
heat Of the oven was reduced. and the
beef put into . pan half filed with
water. ! meant to have some gravy.
Sarah usually failed in giving us all
we wanted.
The dinner hour came. and was
dressed In pretty muslin. and met
my husband in the hall. He met me
with those little words or greeting.
that women prize % much, that might
seem small and even foolish when
told, and led the way to the dining
room as 70 the place Of my browning.
Reuben began 70 carve; no was a
long time about II. and he turned the
meat several times before he cut the
second slice. | watched his face eager
~. wished TO discover sign Of bis
qualification before IL was expressed.
But ! saw nothing 70 encourage my
hope that he would speak the words
that ! 80 longed 70 hear. We had eaten
Tor minute In silence, when he re-
marked:
~ ordered q tender piece Of beef.
but ne has sent me the worst roast |
ever had"
Plainly the beef was great disap-
pointment, and he WAS trying to make
me bel = that be thought the butcher
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28

u marriage failures asked OF . maid
Whose life lad gone out from the shine 70 the
shade.
Whose skirss we're al arasslsd and stained
With the dew
OF grasses the scyshs Of the years had gone
through
Il marriage failures and turning her head
TO she long trodden path she would never more
tread.
Lanen,,ng her fate, with en- audible sigh.
From out Of her bitterness. answered me:
AYE"
IL marriage fa'lurcs asked OF bride
VINO lived IN the present with fulness Of pride.
Whose lips were just meeting the fiagon Of VINE
She mus: drink 10 the lees In her rcvel divine
Il marriage = failurcs and quick In her cheek
The happy hcart-eurrent was eager 70 speak.
Her lips were apart and her eyes were nglow,
A.. out OF her heaven she answered me: NO"
Is marriage failrrcs asked OF a man
Whose volumes OF nature were READ as he
ran
Whose purpose IN life was ito have and TO
hold"
Whose passion was self and whose d. NY gold
Is marriage failures and quicker he went
No moment IN folly like this 70 be spc1t-
but hearing full well as he FASTENED on BY.
He laughed IN my face, and be answered me:
"Ayer'
Il marriage faiiures asked OF pair
Who stood IN The sunset with silvery hair.
Whose evening OF life was approaching is close.
In odor Of hay and IN scent OF she rose
i marriage failurcs and woman and man.
Who, toiline together. had fe sted the plan,
Who entered the lrook and kept on with its
fow
TN reaching the ocean-they answered me:
mo-
i marriage q faiiurcs nsked OF beast.
Untouched NJ the hands OF haiIowin9 priest.
Whose VIII was his law. whose muscle his
Who looked on the world as his brothei a,
most
Il marriage falures and up from his lair,
From caverus Of darkness from foulness Of air,
Came loudly his savage and sensual cry.
That told 81 his nature and answered me:
"Aye."
Il marriage failure. asked OF the birds,
When their music OF spring they were setting
to words.
When building their houses on ieafy estates
And teaching their young 70 be couples and
mates
Is marriage failures and out Of the grove,
Their odorous Eden Of innocent love.
The singers In answer we're unified so
That echoes from everywhere uttered their
mo"
Il marriage failure, I said 70 myself.
As peered In the eyes Of tan gle haired elG
And then In the gravcr and holier face
OF her Of my bosom--fhank God for His grace
Is marriage failures and out OF my breast.
Inpty for all OF such bondage unblest.
With every glad pulse Of my being allow.
The answer came swelling: "A thousand times,
No.
-Hnry r. Stanton. d Hashiag,on r
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28
ANARCHIST SPLEEN.

THE Chicago sArbeiter Zeitung" Opens Its
walls % Wrath IN the Police and News
paper Reporters
CHICAGO. Dec. 1s.-ln q long editorial
the Arbcifer Zeifnng Of yesterday abuses
Inspector Bonfeld. the Chicago police and
the suburban authorities. Boniield -
called the vilest Of Names The police Of
Chicago are villifed. The police Of Lake.
view, Hyde Park and Town Of Lake are
designated as monkeys, and the chiefs Of
those towns as drunkards who are not
able 70 protect the citizens fiom burglars
or arrest single murderer. In conclu-
sion the paper says: The CHIEF
cause and origin Of the perse-
cutions against the Anarchist 4 Bon
field, who surrounds himself with re-
porters and gives sensational lies 20 tho
press. Is there no remedy against the
hydrophobia OF the police. Will the citi-
xers tolerate this humbug until National
disease IL caused by the contagion through
the pressy II q dog has the hydrophobia
he Il shot. Crazy policemen and report
ers should. at least, be thrown In mad
house. where they can not hurt the rest q
society,""
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28

Mr.. Van Alstyne. better known =
Miss Fanny Crosby. the popular hymn
writer. was born In 1898. and has been
blind from infancy.
Mrs. Lee q. Hardy, Of Houston.
Tex. Is a Southern writer. whose tall
snt has lately became known 10 tho
North through her graceful verses In
Eastern magazines.
Mrs. Elizabeth j. Hereford. a Texas
poctess who has recently issued vol
ume OF poems entitled Rebel Rhymes"
Ii said to be a lineal descendant OF Sir
Walter Scott. Some OF Mrs. Hereford's
verse has been considered beautiful.
Whittier Is eighty-one years old
and Is two years older than Oliver
Wendell Holmes. Whittier was visit
ing friends in Boston recently. but 1t
was observed that even In company he
was often absorbed In thought. The
same is true OF Tennyson. who lacks
much OF being an interesting member
Of a large company.
Elijah Halford. Prcsident-elect
Harrison's private secretary, Is almost
as artistic a whistler as Mrs. Shaw.
He has no other musical accomplish
ments, but he can whistle the most
difficult music in manner which as
tonishes his hearers. He Is very apt
to employ this gift when engaged upon
an important piece Of work. At such
times an observer would think that
Mr.. Halford had nothing on his mind,
but the fact is that when he whistles
his prettiest he is absorbed in the most
weighty mental problems. Whist
ling Lie" is his nickname in Indian
apolis.
The handwriting Of English liter
AIRY men being under consideration, 1t
is said that Andrew Lang writes a pc
culiar, but not illegible hand; Swim
burne's was curiously school-boyish.
but perfectly legible; Matthew Arnold's
was lucidity itself; Mr.. Ruskin's Is
pretty and plain; Sir Edward Arnold's
is also very plain; John Morley's Is
difficult at first. but easily got ac-
quainted with; Lebouchere's is pretty
bad; 4. r. O'Connor's is rather rough,
but easy to read; Frederick Green
woods Is called agreeable, and the ed
itor of the Times, it is said, writes a
particularly good and legible hand.
Mrs. Oliphant lives for the greater
part of the year at the much-favored
town of Windsor. though she braces
herself up by occasional visits to ''dear
old Scotland" Margaret Wilson Oil
plant was. as most people know, born
some sixty years back in the county
which has the honor Of being repre-
scented in Parliament by the hero Of
Bingley Hall. Mrs. ELEPHANTS resi-
dence in Windsor has favored the
formation Of friendly relations with
the Queen. Of whom she Is a great
favorite. Her Majesty. indeed. has
every one Of Mrs. ELEPHANTS books
read aloud TO her.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28
FAMILY JARS.
How Reuben and / Came to Have
Our First Falling Out

Reuben and had been In our own
little home only a month. We had
come from our wedding trip to the
''little nest a. we called it. that had
been made ready during our absence.
BY the loving thoughfulness OF those
who were anxious TO see their chill
drcn well-started. without what Aunt
Patience called the boarding house
risk. We were going through the
rooms together. full OF delighted sur
prise at sight OF all the attractive and
comfortable articles OF furniture. and
Reuben was whispering OF the great
happiness in store for Us In the new
home, when suddenly was flashed
across my mind the words OF Aunt
Patience, whispered to me on my mar
rage evening, after l had put on my
travelling garments. We were walk
ing hand hand, when l said. under
my breath: Reuben. / wonder what
Aunt Patience could have been think
Ing Of when she said to me at the last:
BE careful, Annie. Of first word that
may lead to falling out as II there
could possibly be a falling out between
u.s. Reuben frightened his clasp Of
my hand. and whispered in reply:
s'As II there could. indeed. my dear.''
Now think Of It. ! believe that II /
had been As lovingly watchful as my
husband. there could not have hap
pened what did happen.
The housekeeping worked along very
smoothly. ] said so to my mother. who
came to spend week witn US after we
had been married month, and she
answered: Yes. my dear. every thing
i new now. all the trouble comes when
things begin to seem old; you have 4
new house. new furnishing. a new and
competent girl in the kitchen. and
then. my dear. your married life Il
new; when. rs said. all these begin "a
grow old. then comes the trial az love
and patience.''
:" But. mother" l answered. III /
thought that our love could ever grow
old. 1 should wish to die before that
happened.
~ know. my DEAR she replied.
S'but II takes watchfulncss 10 keen Il
youthful and fresh. SO many make 4
mistake here and imagine that Il will
take care Of itself. and they become
in trying to take care OF it.-
+" But love that you have got 10
watch all the time isn't the kind that
Is desirable. It seems to me. mother.
Ours Is the kind that will take care or
ITSELF"
Nothing more was said between u
upon the subject; but told Reuben
about the conversation. and we laughed
together ut mothers fears.
The long. beautiful summer was
passing fast away, and We entered ia
last month. looking back upon the
hovp months. 80 full OF joy 10 US; the
|rst week Of II had come. when one
>prning rose to meet new emergen-
-; my kitchen girl. who had been
holI >ckccping In a sense also. had gone
away for week and was left 70 n
nov experience. I had never cooked |
; whole meal In my life, and what II I |
should failp
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1888-12-28

1t is said that rats Immediately
disappear from the house as soon as
young lady begins taking lessons on
the piano.
A wealthy old farmer. who had
seven good-for-nothing sons, says he
Is satisfied that there is no money in
raising beats. -- Teras Sittings.
-" Well, Uncle Cicero. what makes
you look so glum?" Yes. sab; to tell
you the trufe. my ole woman has be-
gun 10 make buckwheat cakes and she
hasn't got into the swing OF it yet.
sab. ~ y. World.
Mrs. Brown. Tell me. Nellie,
was your husband much embarrassed
when he proposed to you?" Mrs.
Younghusband- " Not nearly SO much
rs he was after the bills for our we'd
ding reception came in."-Boston
Transcript.
Major McTavish-" Fitch.
want you to know the Rajah OF Gavin
pohr, one OF our most eminent dis
ciples OF Brahma." Mr.. Fitch (of
Illinois) -" Proud to meet you. sir !!
It's tn best breed that ever laid an
egg. "-Judye.
Cashier stopping Mr.. Dumley)-
by the way, Dumley, ! see that your
bank account Is overdrawn TO the
tune Of hundred and fifty dollars"
Dumlcy-" All right. old man; II you
send boy down to my office with a
statement Of the whole business. I'll
give you a check for the amount
philadelphia aunt Severely As
l glanced into the parlor last evening
l saw you with young mans arm
around you" Chicago niece (calm)
-" Yes. aunty. was waiting for you
to pass the door to see US Young
men are very slippery nowadays. and
one cant have too many witnesses. y"
Philadelphia Record.
Mrs. Duquesne--"I suppose you
sing or play?" Miss Newcomer Oh.
no. I'm not At all musical Mrs.
Duqucsne--" You recite, probably?"
Miss Newcomer" oh, no. indecd!''
Mrs. Duquesne-" Well. then, I sup
pose you paint plaques?" Miss New
conner Me paint. could not paint
u fence" Mrs. Duquesne eagerly
= Oh, YOU dear girl, how lovely! You
must promise to come to every one Of
my receptions. You will be such
sensation. :" Pittsburgh Bulletin.
-.'Oh. Mrs. Watts. you ought to
join osr literary society" ''Should
IP' "Yes. indeed. We study and
learn 50 much. Last meeting we took
up Carlylc's quarrcls with his wife. "
1T must have been interesting"
VERY. Next meeting we shall inves-
tigate the private life or Goethe and
his love affairs" "How instructive =
Yes. and we have found out every
thing about Poe's dissipation and dis-
reputable conduct. and propose soon 10
thoroughly investigate the moral ac-
tions OF voltaire." s'Indec,ir' '.Oh,
there's nothing like literary society
10 increase ones culture. You ought
20 join. - 1iaa.