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The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

The expert opiician. Mr.. II. 7. Cason,
rcprescniing Hawkes. New Cystalizcd
Lenses. will remain until Wednesday, DC.
iobcr ~. at I. +. Fortunes drug store. the
depot for the celebrated glasses. These
glasses have won the admiration OF I'll
who have used them. Their sales are un.
prcccdcuted everywhere. They can be
worn any length 81 tine NJ one sitting. and
give n marvellous clcarncSs Oi vision.
Hundreds have had their sight improved
by their usc. They stand unriyaled in
their splendid reputation.
He will adjust these wonderful glasses 10
the eye on scientific principles by con-
sulting him you viii arrcs, relieve aud
possibly restore your iailng vision. No
charge for fitting.
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Caused h, uu,e,,s Gamer

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Oct. est has been
asceriained that Clifton & Co.. whose
failure was the heaviest resulting from the
Hutchinson wheat corner have liabilities
OF 100000, with assets only $4,000, leav-
ing a deficit oil $4,000. This deficit is
much larger than expected, but the
creditors claim 10 have found that Ander-
son Fowler, the wealthy packer, is a mcm-
Der Of the firm, with AS per cent. interest
IN is profits aud losses. Mr.. Fowler de-
rlincs, nevertheless, 10 mako any propo-
siiion 10 the creditors. lie is quoted as
saying that he had 'lost enough already"
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

A wdlor In the Popular Scinos Npe'
fcciics one Of the curiosilics Of namcs Of
chemical compounds, which when their
inappropriileness Is considered. appcareS.
trcmcly ludicroua Thus oil II yiirol Il
no oil; neither arc oil Of ,urpcniine aud
kerosene. "OPENS is an iron compound.
and contains no copper. salts oi lemon !.
tho extremely poisonous oxalic acid. Car.
bolic acid j. not an acid, bat ah alcohol.
Cobalt contains none Of that metal, but
arsenic. soda water has no ,racr oi soda.
nor does sulpharic either contain any sul.
phuf Sugar oi lead LAS no sugar, cream
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

Of tartar has no cream, nor milk of lime
any milk. Oxygen means the acid maker;
but hydrogen is the clement of all acids,
and may contain no oxygen. German sill.
yer contains no silver, and black lead no
lead. Mosaic gold is simply suphido of
tin. This list might readily be extended,
both in chemistry and other natural
sciences, and II Is only fair 70 state that
these terms all come from the older
writer's, and have given way toa more
scientific nomenclature,
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
PERSONAL POINTS.

Henry BRANcn has gone 10 Louisville,
KY, on visit.
CART. GEORGE r. O'HAvER, OF the police
department, has returned.
p. G. GORDON aud wife have Conc TO
Nashville for visit OF two weeks.
CIV. L. G. WALTnALL, one OF Mississir-
pIs able representatives in the Senate OF
the United States, arrived in the city yes
tcrdav lie came on professional business.
SENATOR l.. c. WALrHALL, OF Mississip-
pi; w. w. Crandall, OF Nashville; S. B.
Cleveland, OF New Orleans; Fred Ware,
Of st. Louis, and L. Wright, Of Richmond,
Va, are ut the Peabody.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
Constipation

Demands prompt treatment The re-
suits Of neglect may be serious. Avoid
all harsh and drastic purgativos, tho
tendency OF which is TO weaken tho
bowels, Tho best remedy Is Ayers
Pills. Being purely vegetable. their
action is prompt and their effect always
beneficial. They are an admirable
Liver and Aftcr-dinner pill, and every
where endorsed 10y the profession.
ayers Pills are highly and univor-
sally spoken of by the people about
here, mako daily use OF them in my
practice" DIR, 1, Il. Fowler, Bridge
port, Conn.
81 can recommend Ayers Pills above
nll others, having long proved their
value as u cathartic Tor myself and
family" j. 4, Hess, Leithsyille, Pa,
"For several years Ayers Pills Lave
been used in my family. We find them
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
luffaorfanf.

have with me Mr.. II. T.. Cason. who l.
M expert in his profession as a practical
optician. and as he cannot remain In tho
city longer thun "Wednesday, October ~, |
advise those who havu defective vision o.
call ut once and secure a pcriocihi In pair
Of A. X. Hawkes. celebrated spcciaclcs
Mr.. Cason comes highly recommended and
thoroughly understands his business Some
Of our most prominent citizons, Who re-.
ccivcd Mr.. Cas0n's attention Saturday. cx.
press a feeling Of graiciulno1 aud satiAinc-
ton with the perfect and soft vision 90
cured. MI. Cason h not aspeciaclc peddlcr
In any sense. but comes IN the interest u
n iinst-clars house, aud viii indorc any
contract made by him IN lling these
lenses. 4. T. foRTuvE Ssi Main ~.
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nclIcntc Children. Nnr.inr

Mothcrs, ovcrworkcd men, and for all dis
eases whore the tissues arc wasting away
from the inability 20 digest ordinary food,
or from oycrwork Of the brain or body. all
such should take Scott's Emulsion OF Pure
the Emulsion on q lady who was delicate,
and threatened with bronchitis IL put her
In such good health aud Hcsh that must
say u is the best Emulsion I over used. IL.
l.. WApDELL, NJ. d., Hugh's Mills, 5. U.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

We beg leave to announce 10 al our
friends within 1000 miles OF Memphis that
the greatest spectacular exhibition ever
brought to the south, "Thc Fall Of Paris, I"
now ready and the iirst exhibition will
bc given Monday night, October s. The
Sphynx assures the people that ''The Fall
oi Paris is worth going miles iosee. Tick
cts for sale only NJ
1. SAMEiSos & Co.'S,
$40 Main street
P.S--Just received, through Memphis
cus,om-houso, fine lot Of imported cigars.
A full stock Of Slmiton & Storms famous
New York cigars always on hand.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
saeiaIInirrtnin,nrni.

In the parlors Of The First Presbyterian
church on next Tuesday evening Noycm.
Der l, the members Of the Young Ladies'
Aid eoci"' will be pleased io meet their
friends, {. Hotni-o them On unusually
intcrcsiiH. entertainment. Tho proceeds
are to be devoted 20 the work II tho
church. Admission, including rcfrcsh-
monts, 50 cents, children halt price. Al
are invited.
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FOR SALE.
Tho Millinery business OF the Late Mira
n crhur,a,n aQo Aatn Qtr..,

Tho Millinery business OF the Late Mrs.
r.. schumann, 302 Main Street.
Is Offered for sale, stock fixtures and good
will. Tho fal stock, comprising all the
late novelties In millinery. Is complete.
and contains everything needed In a flnst
class retail millinery business
The stand is one Of the oldest In Mem.
phis and an opportunity Is here offered 10
purchase n select and valuable established
business. Until the business is sold,
special low prices will DO made on all
goods
FRED scuuNANy,
$50 Main street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
Effective Remedy

for constipation and indigestion, and
are never without them IN the house"
- Moses Grener, Lowell, Mass
al have used Ayers Pills, for liver
troubles and indigestion, during many
years, and have always found them
prompt and efficient In their action" ~
l.. n. Smith, Utica, n, Y.
81 suffered from constipation which
assumed such an obstinate form that 7
feared IL would cause n stoppago OF tho
bowels. Two boxes Of Ayers Pills cf.
fectod a complete cure. ID. Burke,
Saco, Me.
81 have used Ayers Pills for the past
thirty years and consider them an In.
valuable family medicine. / know Of
no better remedy for liver troubles.
and have always found them prompt
cure for dyspepsia. - James Quinn, 30
Middle ST., Hartford, Conn.
"lIaving been troubled with costivc-
ness, which seems inevitable With per-
sons Of sodenary habits, | have tried
Ayers Pills, hoping for relief | nm
glad to say that they have served mo
better than any othcr medicine. |
arrive ut this conclusion only after
faithful trial Of th'ir merits" - Samuel
4. Jones, Oak st., Boston, Mass.
Ayers Pills,
PREPARED ny
Or. J. G. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Dealers In Medicine.
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n.,,.r rh., n,..,,y n,,,,...

Gcucnl whcsirtoit Nelson says "My experience
IN the Engiish army. NJ well ~ Ia America. con.
NlnUcf mo that nothing 30 thoroughly puflNcs tho
hliui or adds b. health. Nlrur aud lie ns Arkrf'K
Enelish Elood Ilixer" This rrrai Kennedy l. sold
under To.iuyo guarantee b. n. J. Hester, drug
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

OFF1cp furnished with towel rack, comb.
brush aud clean towel every morning ior
% cents per week, by Memphis steam
Laundry. Ornament 10 any Office.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

Jusr received, Of our own importation,
q fine lot Of French clocks Hughes 4
IIaller's, 1853 Main street
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

THE latest unknown stallion IN named
Jaybird, raised in West Tcnncssc, takes
the eve Of all WHO see him. Sired by y.
Wyatt,
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

LADlrs' cape collars a speciality at Mem
pbis sieam Laundry. "a second street
Branch Office 357 Main.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
Rap IIGapa.

sollD silver 10 great variety, at Iughc
q llaller's, $50 Main street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29
Har sale. DIrf Chem.

A splendid saw.mill, in full operation on
railroad, near Memphis also timber. Adj
dress "Uno," Appeal office.
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oLnARTNo.noUss STATEMENT.
Comparative showing OF tho uroe
Exchanges for tho Week.

Exchanges FOR tho Week.
BosroN, Mass, Oct IS. The follow.
ing table, compiled from dispatches
TO the Posi from the managers OF the
leading clearing houses In the United
States, shows the gross exchanges for
the week ended October ii, 1855,
with rates per cent OF increase or dc.
crease, as compared with the amounts
for the corresponding week in 1857:
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

lar r. NJ. Galhwath. No. 10 Madison
nrcet rent your houses and collect your
TniA
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

TINS Iron Mountain route has decided 10
run q series q harvest excursions 20 all
points IN Arkansas and Texas from Mem.
phis on the following da,cs September
u and - and Ociobr o aud - Rates
for the excursion will be ono fare Cor the
round trip, and tickets will bc good iyr
thirty days with stop oyor privileges
Any further Information desired will be
clechully furnished by calling ON
II. -. WuSox,
Passenger and Ticket Agent.
No. 300 Main street. Memphis, Tom.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

Mss A. q. srrrnrSsoS, studio Cotton
Exchange.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

Mary Anderson salts.
QrEENuowS, Oct. ~ Mary Anderson
and her company vailed for New York on
the steamer Umbrn John !. Too'c, the
comedian. sent fruit aud ilowcm 10 Miss
Anderson from Edinburgh.
Charles Mitchell, the pugillsi. Is also n
passenger on tile vessel.
WIN he found M eaeellent vmeiy Tor
sick hcadache Carriers Little Liver Pills
Thousands u Letter from people who have
used them Prove this fact Try them.
ala.4 aa
LAcr curtains cleaned and beautifully
finished nj Memphis steam Laundry, "a
second street. Branch Office 80 Main.
aaaaa -a
HRn ftrAua
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-29

The WEEKLY APPEAL "a a onocai.
f,m OF g's nae, Of arm daily APPEALS u,
agricultural department is prepared wih grfd.
oa,c. Hoonioias complete marta rpoa'. N.
vear isss wh h 0h Of imporirni roliicd
cos and ne UEEKLY APPEAL u,R ksg
lsraderS July flyorHlod VI g.sn,.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23
The Sinking French Coast.

PREDICTION THAT PAhIo WILL BE SUBMERGED IN
TEN CENTURIES.
From the London Globe.
just lately, the coast OF Brittany, one OF those
geological discoveries has been made which Sug-
gest " the mino periods OF tine making the long
est human life appear but span and exhibiting
processes quite dwarf1ng the most ambitious
human achievements This is the disclosure, by
the displacement OF a mass OF sand during the
last high tides, OF a forest that must have been
buried for some twenty centuries at least
The situation is just opposite Saint MalO,
at the foot OF the cliffs OF Saint Enogat and
once extended from Saint Malo TO beyond Mount
Saint Michel This discovery is considered or
great scientific interest, as IT affords remarkable
Illustration or the gradual sinking OF the French
shore. The progress OF this sinking during the
last z, 600 years is clearly shown in an old map
found at the abbey OF the Mount Saint Michel.
Within no more than seven centuries back, as
many as seven parishes are said to have dis
appeared by the subsldenceS OF this region. And
IN the Bay OF Douarnenez there is known TO have
existed in the NTH century quite Touring town
called Is the scene OF the famous tragica legend.
Even now, at low water, may be seen the old
walls OF Is, which are called by the Inhabitants
MOgber Greghl (wall OF the Greek( The people OF
the country pretend that they can sometimes hear
the old church bells Of the submerged city ringing
with the motion OF the current French geOO-
gistS estimate that the gradual sinking OF the soil
OF Brittany, Normandy, Artois, Belgium and Hol-
land Is not less than z feet a century. At this
rate 1t Is calculated that In about ten centuries all
the channel ports Will be destroyed, and Paris
itself will become maritime city. In another ten
centuries 1t is predicted that the French capital
itself Will have become entirely submerged, ex-
cepting, perhaps, that the tops OF the Pantheon,
ments may be discernible at low water by the
people who will then be living.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23
Habits Worth Breaking.


SOME OF THE FUNNY THINGS ABSENT-MINDED OR
WORRIED PEOPLE DO.
From the New Y ork Mail and Express
'.Just look at that grip
ayes; 1t is Miss Blank. What about her9
"Don't you see her tongues"
"Oh! yes. Isn't it perfectly dreadful? They
say she always sticks 1t out like that when she's
thinking about anything"
The young woman IN question was promenading
on West 14th street early one morning recently,
siye expression, while the UP Of her little tongue
prOtruded between two lips or the description
known TO novelists as coral. "Yes," said one OF
her feminine acQuatntances, "She always does that
when thoughtful or worried. It's one OF those
terrible habits which, when once contracted stick
closer than million brothers. Miss Blank began
it when child, and no one ever took the trouble
to break her OF It.. Now, poor girl it mOrties her
terribly to be told about it, though or course she
one has some curious little habit which he
would be very glad to break II he could; some
place probably by nervousness. We all know the
man who tugs at his mOustache and the one who
is perpetually pulling at his collar. Then there is
the girl who Is always rubbing one eye as II in
search OF a str y eyelaSh, and the man who can't
be quite happy without some more or less fragile
article 10 twist and bend and turn about In his
fingers. Any thing and everything rom your finest
lace handkerchief TO your new and extremely deli.
cate paper cutter sacrificed to the demon OF ner-
find IL In your heart 10 rob him OF his plaything He
Is quite happy and at his SO long as he Is al
lowed 10 Twill aud twist as much as he wants TO,
but bereft OF The temporary object OF his affection
he would be abjectly miserable, and you know it.
Many man can talk fiuently and well while wind
ing someJLlng-any thng-abOut his finger, who
without II, would be constrained, awkward, SILENT
lone OF the most annoying forms OF this disease
is the lnceSSant tattoo which some people keep up
Oh their knees Or the table or whatever happens 10
be most convenient as keyboard. have noticed
that musicians usually indulge this habit, and 1t
is a very trying one, though don't know that IL
Is worse than 'twiddle your thumbs There are
n nd
viduals. l know man whO when embarrassed,
always taps the side OF his nose with his little
mig /, and girl who is SO given to pushing her
hair behind her lett ear that she has worn bald
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23

The swallow the marye OF the river is skimming,
he Cai~les and buttercups gemmiDg the leas,
The robins anu blurbrds their chUIaIs hymning,
And blossoms like flakes descend from the trees
The maid IN is wearing a bright Dolly Warden,
IL which many conquests shes tain make,
lis her season for flirting. and oft III the -aIdeu,
wien twilight Is FALLING, She seen with a raAe.
For ornaments wives husbands overcoats barter.
Anu ndnteIs are sD!eudid with vases and thiuxs.
Rpe strawberries sell at three quarts for quarter,
And bOarders are living IL clover, by tngs!
Now opens for boyhOod the glad swimming season.
And home III the evening the urcLln doth go
With his shirt inside out, without ever a reason
His mother to satisfy why 1t Is
The hammock is hung on tine cottage veranda
And there Goth the DeautIf ul maiden recipe
And dream of 4 lover with sheckelS To squander,
While her mother Is hanging the wash line.
o, season delicious, we We loLged for thy coming,
We've lOnged for thy sunshine and beautiful skies;
At asst We have got 'eln and business is huIuming
With merchants who freely their goods ADVERTISED!
i Boston Courier.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23
Methodist Nuns.
HeGuOUIbV NUM-
THE NEW ORDER NDoRsED AT THE RECENT CON.
FERENCE

THE NEW OhDEk INDOkSED AT THk RECENT CON.
FERENCE.
From the New York Sun.
Methodist nuns are 10 be novelty In feminine
experience. They were created by the Methodist
General Conference, after q careful consideration
OF the subject by the committee on missions, The
committee reported favorably, and the conference
Inserted Ia the discipline VI the church q section
regulating them. They are to be called deacon.
essSea. and they will b similar TO the nuns OF the
Roman Catholic Church, except that they are not
TO TAKE vows OF life service or or celibacy. Every
Annual Conference In which these deacOnesses are
established Will have q board OF nine members m
control this kind OF work. Nothing more definita
than that was done by the conference but the
impression Is thai the Methodist nuns will wear dis
tinctlve costumes and live In houses by themselves
They will minister to the poor and the sick care
for orphans, and do other work OF charity They
Will be required to serve probation OF Continual
service OF Two years before being made Deacon
esSeS, and they Will have TO be at least twenty. 1--WE
years OF age. 1t has long been desire OF Rev DR.
DIX, or Trinity, TO have such duties performed by
regular orders OF women, and he succeeded several
years ago In forming an organization OF Episco-
paiian nuns, but they have not been formally in
dOrSed by the denomination, and so the MethO.
diStS are the FIRST Protestant church In America To
attempt the recruiting ana unifOrmlnR OF re.
iigtOuS sisters. The FIRST OF these deaconeSSeS viii
be very likely to be seen in Chicago. "And what
cOStomes Will the deaconeSSes wear?" was asked
OF nearly every member OF the committee respOp-
siOe for their creation. No definite answer could
be obtained. Naturally sober garb WIN be
chosen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23
Two Newly M ade Widows.
rom the Roston Post

1t is said that some OF the chief railroads In the
country employ special persons to inform the be-
reaved family when an employe has been killed.
Considering that every year q small army OF men
meet their death on the track the statement is not
incredible. An old railroad man at Reading, who
has discharged this painful ONCE gives the follow
Ing among OF her experiences:
at was only few days ago that I went to a
home and found the wife chatting and Laughing
with neighbours wife while she was at work
among her rose-bushes and flowers. She hadn't
been married very long, frst asked whether her
husband was ut home. She stared at me, became
white as piece OF chalk, then shrieked and fell
among the plants helped 70 carry her into the
house.
He's dead; my husband is dead know he has
been kiliedp
.sWho told your asked when she revived
mo one. only thought so. Is It trueY
1T was easy then TO finish my errand.
II once called on woman 70 tell her her hus-
band had been killed BY striking against an over.
head bridge: This was three years ago, near phil
adelphia. The wife curled up her LID aud replied
II he's been killed, heaven has revenged me.
He abused me long enough. He'll abuse no more
women now.
''rhat was the easiest job In my line ever b "a.
Five minutes later the woman was IN hy1tef1cs
and tearA"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-06-23
Saturday Smiles.

"How very annOying! SAID Miss Bagley as the
young man bumped past her for the third consecu-
tive time between the acts. II wonder the man
ayers don't put stop to it,"
q don't see how they could" said Mr.. De Twir-
Tiger, "unl Ss-by Jovew
"What Is it?"
"They misht-er-have the beer brought into the
boys, you know."-Drdkes Magazine.
Boarder-"Slrawberry shortcake, Mrs, Stew?n
Mrs Staw-"No, MIR. Fick.e; 1t is plain straw
berry Cake"
Boarder-"oh! / thought it was strawberry
| ries."--NeW York Sun.
Walter to gentleman who has just tipped him).
"E S sir, but do you know that Isl twenty
Gentleman quitting It backi in his pockeD: "Why
no. TOOK IL for quarter But it's all tight know
where got iL"-NeW York Epoch.
Young LADY, heard somebody kiss you In the
DARK hali last night"
Mald-"lou got kissed, too."
"fes, but that's the young man to whom am
engaged TO be married. There Is no harm in that
"Pm glad To hear it. He was the young man you
heard Hiss ng me in The hall last night"
| Young Lady 1alnts.-Te1as Sytings.
| limit to lover"
Miss Hardy-''Matrmony." -LGe.
m, Miss BIdrose getting vaccinated>-"Do you
DIR. Montague Galantly)-"If 1t doesn't take on
such an arm my dear Miss Violet, shall nave but
| little respect for vaccine herearter."-Epoch
fine this year, 1t Is thought possible that It NAV
supersede cabbage in the manufacture OF domestic
| clkarS.-Ine lQeQ.
Customer-"I would like pair OF trousers
| Floor Walker-"TrouSerS? Yes, Sir. About what
price, siy?"
| CustOmer-"Oh, 50 or 81"
| Floor Walker-"JOnn, show this gentleman tn
the pants counter. "-Phiiadelphia CaH
| When Deacon POgram visited the theater for
the nrSt time he was greatly shocked at the ballet
Tor little while. He thought better OF it after
time, however, and whispered to Mrs. p: ssMaria
| It's awful, I'll allow yer; but my! II we could
have Suvhin' o. the Kind down TO one O. our parish
| sOciableS, wouldn't We draw the folks! We'd win.
| out That church debt Quickern scat"-Boston
Transcript
slave you laid in plenty OF supplies for your
yachting cruiser" ~ should sO-a barrel of beer
| and pound OF bareback" 'But that's not
enough" every well, then; I'll order two cases or
| lager."-Boston Gazette.
30 my friends, there are some spectacles that a
person never forgets?" said q lecturer, after a
graphic description or terrible accident that he
| had Witnessed. "Id ike TO know where they sell
em," remarked an old lady In the audience who Is
| always mlslay1ng her glasses.
| II man does not make new acquaintances as he
advances through lie he will soon ind himsef lert
| alone. A man should keep his friendship In con-
| slant epatr.-H0rtfOrd Herald.
Blobson-sDont you think Dumpsey gave us n
| rafting speech last nignt?"
| POpinJay-"Yes IL Was 30 dry It couldn't helm
| rafting. Free r, ess.
| Men who jump at q conclusion are not the mosr
agreeable in the world. They are half way OUT OF
a heater before the curtain is dOwn.-NeV Orleans
| Pc0yune.