Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-02-25
pIIH AND POlNr.

PIIH AND POINT.
WHEN Is lamp in the window Ike .
tombstone? When il is set up for alate
husband.
THE more You puff acigar the smaller
it becomes; and that is the case with
some men.
1T is well that the dentists can meet
and exchange views The dentists are
certain to SO long as they pull together.
A YOUNG couple who proposed visit
ing the summit of Mt. Washington
registered at the Glen House as 1.-Two
for ascent"
A DRoMEDARY is a camel that has got
his back up twice. But this does not
apply to animals of the human species
Carl Pretzel.
"No, DARLING" said a Burlington
mother to sick child; "the doctor said
1 mustn't read to you "Then, mamma. !"
begged the little one. "won't you please
read to yourself out loud.-BaLrtaaaq-
tom Free Press.
THE proprietor of an apple stall, who
was called as a witness the other day,
informed magistrates clerk, who was
rather aggressive, that she lived by the
fruits of her industry. The clerk took
pinch of snuff, and was silent for a
few minutes.-JaIdy.
TRANsCENDENTAL Wife-Yes, Charlie,
dear. l went to see the renowned
Madam Seer, and she told me my past
and future, and my full name" Sub
lunary Husband-Told you your fool
name, did she? There must be some
thing in it.-Detroit Free Press.
"PA," inquired Bobby, who was read
ing the paper, "what is stony glare ?"
at is the expression which comes over
mans face at church," explained the
old man, when the contribution box is
held before him, and he has neglected
to provide himself with ten cents in
change"
II THOUGHT you took an unusual in
terest in my welfare" remarked an I'M
successful lover. "No, indeed, +" she re-
piled, "only in your farewell" He
O, my darling, you will be mine, will
you? When may talk to your mother
Tomorrow? -Yes-that is-no,
no! Tomorrow is washday.
GLOW DOES it happen that you are
called general, when you were only q
lieutenant in the army?" II received
a brevet." "But I understand you
spent most of your time in the hos
pital" eyes, that's where I got the
title Of general" "Brigadier General ?"
"No; General Debility. "-Arcola Rec
ORD.
UNTO her grandmother sweet little
girl with a glorious aureole of golden
hair said few days since, as she came
to rest in grandma's lap after a romp-
ing game of hide-and-go-seek: II wis
I was an angel, grandma" "Do you,
my little darling; why?" eff I had
wings could beat the rest of the girls
home to base. Pitts ba1rgh Dispatch.
WHEN the American Board met in
Boston in 1860, an excellent divine who
presided at one of the overflow" meet
ings, and who had high opinion of the
value of quotations, presented return
missionary in the following uncon-
sciously happy manner: I now have
the pleasure to introduce to you Rev.
Mr.. Blank, from that land
Where every prospect pleases,
And only man is vile.'"
LITTLE NEDD1E had acquired The &C
complishment of fbbing. After being
caught in big one his parents told
him how wrong it was and said that
even if they didn't know when he told
fibs God did. A few days after they
suspected him of doing something
which he declared up and down that he
did not do. His mother said to him:
Now, Neddie, I want you to tell me the
truth about this; did you do it or not?"
Neddie, whose innocence was we'll es
tablished in his own mind, replied: mo,
mamma, honest, I didn't: you can ask
God or anybody !"-Bosto1a Globe