The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-08-10
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.


sunshine Of parents heart.
He WHO can suppress a uon.r..
anger may prevent day of sorrow
"Want-A plain cook" s" reads 81, -
vertisement. Wonder whose wife =,
that In the paper?
Arkansas has a candidate n.-,
Glidewell. lie ought TO get there w,.'
grace and precision.
DR.. Zkertort, the famous chess ch..
pion, is dead. He could PLAY sev.,,,
games without seeing the board.
st. Johns Church, Richmond. Va =
probably the Oldest place Of worgbin /.
the country, having been built in171
The assertion is made that tba g..
row Injuries the crops OF England foT.
extent of $40, 600, 900 to SO, ,O0Jg0 :.
annum.
y pipe smoked by General Js-E.-
while he was President has late.v =
presented to the New England His.o,I
cal Society.
The belle of Baton Rouge, La, sls5,
Of graceful and attractive Manner
owns and personally conducts a inn
printing office.
a Miss Leg, of Montana, has ms
married a man named Hand. y.
thought she would rather be a rgs,
Hand than left Leg.
1t is a singular fact that a man vb,
is second in command at home alvsv
wants to rule the whole Of creatia,
when he gets outside lis yard gate.
Whisky is an antidote for snake b.r-;
and when Texas man sits on q py,..
ear all the argument on earth vi .
persuade him that a snake didn't bs
| him.
Norfolk claims the distinction Of r..
ing the worlds great peanut mzrts.
1t disposes every year Of 1900. 900 bus5.
els, most of which are grown in Viz
ginia.
There are no rabbits on the highest
mountain peaks, we are told. Any s5s
ought TO know that. The highest
peaks, being bald, could scarcely ha7l
hares.
The champion honest man is the nus
band who placed his pocket book in 4
mouse trap, so that his wife could no.
get at it in the early morning witaou.
liberating a mouse.
I'VE Lad a short-cake for tea. - sait
little girl to a neighbours boy to whoz
she was talking through the fencs
$50 did we, he answered very snor
so very short it didn't go round"
a negro was put upon the stand as
witness, and the judge inquired if b.
understood the nature of an oath. 'Fa
certing, boss said the colored cit5zs1
IF I swears to a lie l must stick to
him -
A sister always gets a good deal O..
attention for about a week after her
brother has been Tilted by the only girl
he could ever love. Il takes him jus.
about so long 30 find out that be can
love some other girl.
Ma thinks a good deal Of y0u, 7
fancy said a little girl to physician.
"Why do you fancy that, my child :'
because heard her say she though.
you wasn't near so big fool as lhl.
other old humbug.''
The idea of having weddings as a.
fractions at agricultural fairs is 5scJm-
ing quite popular with fair managers.
Soon the biggest pumpkin viii have TO
give way as an Indispensable feature to
the ''purtlest'' BRIDE.
Barber Ito customer whose face looks
as though it had undergone several SUI
gical operations)-T man who SHAVED
! you last must have been a fcoI.
Customer-He was. l shaved my.
self.
A traveller at ST. ClsirsvilIe, Ga, on
of curiosity visited the court house, al
Was almost horrifed to find his on.
sister the defendant in a murder tril
going on at the time. She had mysteT.
ouslY disappeared from home years e.
fore and her whereabouts was unknown
Mrs. Shoddy's views are interes.i1
to those thinking of keeping caTriags
She says she has thought it all over. an.
come to the conclusion that brO0cte
are almost too large, and that these 7;
coupons are too shut up, but that 4 nice
stylish pony-phantom is just the thing
A policeman who had offered his han.
TO young woman and had been re-
fused, arrested her and took her 10 th-
station house. What is the charge
against this momsn ?'' asked the r-
spector. Resisting an offer, siL, " was
the reply. She was discharged aaL SO
was the officer.
Among the presents tlat have laIes
been given the Pope a,e hundreds o.
ssts of baby clothes-ra,heT al odd gll'
under the circumstances-but il is .!
his special wish that they are given, ana
find their way later to the founding
hospitals and similar institutions o.
Rome.
Dying Benedict bequeath every
dollar to my wife. Have you 60. 'la'
down
Lawyer-Yes.
On condition that she maIIies W'1ulN
year.
But why insist upon that
! Because l want somebody TO be SOL!
that l died.
Cultivate the Lett Hand.