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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-10-15
bed Rock SaIOon.
UNDER MASONIC HALL,
H. Nc ADAMS, Proprietor.

This popular resort has recently been
placed in first class repnir and
THE BAR
stocked with the finest Wines, Liquors
and Cigars.
If you wnnt something Mild or Pow
ertul give the Bed Rock call.
ST
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1888-10-15
STATE LAND OFFICE.
Report for the Week ending FRI
day, October 12Ih.

Since the last report six applications
for State land were fled, embracing
636 IA acres.
CASH RECEIPTS.
Payments on applications. -. $3.50 10
Second and full payments. .... 1872 80
Payments on contracts. ...... 40 Of
Interest on contracts. ......... 1856 %
Total O67 CT
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

A large number OF tho nock owners OF
Colorado-those who have been brceiing
up with the nno wOoled Mcrinos--have de-
termined 10 change tho or methods and in
troduce the larger breed1
The Only farmers that are making money
now, or ever did or ever will out OF horse
breeding, are those who raise tho best
classes, and are willing 10 pay literally fc-
the service OF irst-class stations.
A little charcoal thrown TO the pigs con-
hned m pens will be readi eaten. and
will apparently do them more good than
tho grain. II seems TO be especially nesd.
cd by pigs fed mainly on corn, which Is
art to sour on their stomachs and destroy
their appetites.
The value OF any kind OF farm stock Ia
very largely determined by It's feeding the
first year OF its life. Breeding counts for
much, though every successful breeder
kno 3 how gre1tly the character Of
young animalis changed by innutritious or
improper food.
In this country nearly two dollars worth
OF milk, cream, butter and che 80 together
are sold and consumed to tyery dollars
worth Of beef What Is more, there is not
much danger that the market for dairy
product will ever be less than II is now-it
Is practically inexhaustible.-Deny Field
aud Farm.
There is nothing bettor than tho large
rcd clover for hog pasturage. Who're
m my hogs are kept field should be sown
with clover In the spring Of the year before
It is wanted, 50 that ii Is year old before
II Is pastured this shonld be done every
year. Que acre for seven head is the
usual allowance.
Afuffaftgfa, naHaa Ia. L. - l.a
Department OF Agricul ure, rates the
losses OF farm animals by disease for the
year as follows; Horses, "a 4I635, out Of
total Of l3 U73 063; milk cows, oxen and
other cattle, LAS 552, out OF total OF 90
24 ~; sheep, 1,9VS, 1871 out OF total Of
43 54l, ,755; and swine, 3 sT2,c7l, out o;
total OF 43 500 0l5 The heaviest per cont
Of destruction by disease is In swine.
Staggers are the result OF congestion Of
the brain, due TO overfeed ng. Pigs arc
more often overfsdthan any other animals,
AMI II is the source OF nearly all the DIS
eases TO which they arc subject. II affects
the nerve centers In the brain and spinal
cord. GIVE the pigs no feed at all for for.
ty-eight hours, but only water, then begin
fetdlng very lightly, and give the food in
a shallow trough, so that II can bo taken
up only slowly.
WA. Wattles, Of Emmett, Mich, sheared
his h1ck Of Merino sheep on the Sth and 9TH
OF MAY, this year. including 10 rams 4s
breeding ewes and ye Ring ewes. The
entire flock Of 60 sheep clipped 1,l61 lbs,
being an average OF little mor1 than 1881
lbs. per head Of wool without grease or
gum. The heaviest fleece was that Of
ram that sheared 3il( los,
a twoyear old ram clirp ID "a lbs. aud
yearling am 201I lbs; three-year-old eve
yielded % lbs, others 2ll4 lbs. each Tue
flock was shorn last year the first week in
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

Mr. Oldsportte (facetiously);-
"My dear, you claim that l do not
read aloud. as once did. Now. here's
choice item for your edifeation:
when four flies are squarely muffed,
the fielder muiHng the same shall be
charged with an error Therel can
your feminine mind grasp thatp"
Mrs. O-"Certainly. my love Now.
let me read you a sweet thing from
my paper: lst rOw-.Slip the first,
then by turns purl 2 stitches and knit
q "a row-Ship the first. then knit 2.
put the wool over. ship l; repeat from;
finish by knitting l.; Sd row-Ship
the first, then by turns purl 2 stitches.
and knit together the next put-oyer
and the slipped stitch that follows II.
There! can your mighty masculine
mind encompass thatP"-Easl End
Bulletin.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
sHERIpAN's MEMOIRS.

The story OF the Life. Campaigns aud Ad.
ventures of Lieutenant General Sherl-
dan. Written by Himself to be Given to
the Public.
NEW York, May 3O.-A year aud a half
ago General Sheridan began writing his
mem )irs. Last winter he submitted his
manuscript TO Chas. l.. Webster a. Co., the
publishers, but when he heard that his
book would not be issued until next De-
cember he asked TO have his manuscript
returned TO him, and he revised It. The
manuscript was ready again on May Is,
and his brother, Colonel Michael V. Sher-
idan, took IL TO the publishers, who an
nounce that they have the book IN hand.
A member OF the firm said that
General Sheridan had written very
interesting narrative OF his life.
He had used the first person, and his
book read like a romance. IL was full OF
the Generals adventures from the time OF
his graduation at West Point at twenty
one, TO the Franco -Prussian war, Of
which he was a spectator. In simple
language he had given a graphic account
Of his Indian fights aud his part In the
late war. The book was not statistical,
he said, and was so much like a story that
II would sell, even n the Generals name
was not connected with Il as the author.
Whenever General Sheridan had found ID
necessary 20 use statistics he had put
them in form Of notes, so that the narra-
tive was never broken. Fre-
quently the writing way strong aud showed
clever literary hand. He had given a
masterly account OF his memorable ride
from Winchester. The memoirs, when
hound, will contain two fine engravings OF
General Sheridan, cuts Of his generals
aud twenty-six maps prepared by the
War department. The book will be In
two volumes. The date Of publication
had not yet been determined upon.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
Phenomena Of soap.susbIes.


At recent meeting Of the Physical
Society, Mr.. G. V. Boys described and
performed some experiments on soap
bubbles, and by their aid demonstrated
In remarkable manner the phenomena
Of surface tension, diffusion and the
magnetic properties Of gases BY
blowing ono bubble inside another, he
showed that there is no electrical force
inside closed conductor. A peculiar
property of soop-bubbles is their re-
fusal to come into contact when
knocked against each otheri they may
receive violent shocks and still remain
separate. II. however, an electrical
body be brought in the vicinity, they
Immediately coalesce. SO sensitive
are they to electrical attraction, that a
potential difference due to one Lc-
blanche cell between the two bubbles
causes them TO unite. They may thus
serve as a very delicate electroscope. -
English Mechanic
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
THE PROnIBITlONIsTS
General Clinton u. FisIse, Of New Jersey,
aud Dr. John A. BROOKE. of Missouri,
the standard Bearers Tho
Platform ~ Adopted.

fEDfArAroIIs. ind, May O.--As the con.
vention hour approached this morning the
dcleFaios 10 the Prohibition National conven
tion bcgnn 10 gather IN Tomllnson HAN, tho
place Of meeting, which had been neatly and
tastefuily decorated with bunting for the
occasion. The only colors used were rod,
white and b,ue, and interspersed among the
fcstoons were many notices appropriate 70
the object sought 70 be attained BY the be-
lieFere IN The thirdparty movement As the
representatives Of the various states nled IN,
N forms Of distinguished leaders were recog-
nlxed ana greeted with applause The frst oc-
currcnce 70 excite general applause and cheer
ing was the entrance OF the New Jersey Young
Men's Prohib tion League, headed by one OF
their numbcr bearing a golden crank OF huge
proportions. Each succeeding delegation was
warmly greeted, and thus much time was spent
after the hour at VIII ch the convention was
called to meet had passed.
II was iO.25 before Chairman Dickie OF the
National committee raped the convention 20
crder and Invited the oficers OF the w. @. T. u.
10 the platform with the members OF the Ma.
tonni committee. AZ this moment Miss
Frances T. willard appeared. moving toward
the platform, and was greeted with enthusiastic
applause.
Chairman Dioiie then invited the past nom
inecs OF the party 10 the platform, and as those
present came Ia sight the audience broke into
loud applause, which was redoubled and re-
peated whcn John p. ST. John came forward.
TIE formal organization Of the convention was
proceeded with. after singing OF "America" BY
ihe assemblage, and prayer By Sam Small Of
(ioornia.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
Worth Knowing.

That ALLoocK's PoRoUs PLAsTERs are
the highest result Of medical science and
skill, and in ingredients and method have
never been equaled.
That they are the original and genuine
porous plastors upon whose reputation Inn
itators trade.
That ALLcocK's PoRoUs PLAsTERs never
fail TO perform their remedial work quickly
and effectually.
That for Weak Back, rheumatism, Sclat-
lea, Colds, Lung Trouble, Kidney Dificul.
ties, Malaria, Dyspepsia, Liver and Stom-
Hch Affections, Strains and all Local Pains,
they are invaluable.
That when you buy ALLcocK's PoRoUs
PLAsTERs you obtain the best plasters made
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

Sam Small, Of Georgia, end r.. Z. Dohoncv, Of
Texas, were presented All but Brooks were
subsequently Withdrawn and the latter was
nominated BY acclamation. He was ESQ orted
10 the platform and made lengthy speech Of
acceptance, dealing entirely with the question
OF scctionalism from an ex-Confederate stand
point
As he closed the cheers again broke forth,
and a short time having been spent IN making
announcements. the convention. after singing
and benedicton, at 1880 a. m. adjourned sine
die.
RATIONAL coNMrrTEEMEN.
The following is tho list OF National com.
nittCemen as selected by the state deioga-
tons;
Aiabama-T. c. Coison, l.. r. whitton.
Artansas--T. J. Rogers, L. Palmer
California-T. d. Stewart, Jesse Yarneii.
Connectlcut-o. p. Rogers, Aaron Mooro-
house.
Delaware-w s Brown. j. J. Boyce.
Florida-L J. Morgan, S. II Cumming.
Georgia-Sam Small, A. Murphy.
nlinois--J. D. Hobbs, J. q. Evans
Indiana-sylvester Johnston, $. J. North.
Iown-G. Farnham, James Nicholwaite.
Kansas-A. w. Richardson, Mrs. c. II. ST.
John.
Kontucky-G. W. Runneiis WIN. Matthewa
Maine-N. +. Woodbury., w. T. Eusus.
Maryland-wm. Daniel. NJ. l.. Thomas.
Massachusetts-B. r. Sturtevant
Michigan-John Russell. Samuel Dickie.
Minnesota. p. Pinkham, Hugh Harrison.
Mississippi--J u. Gambrill
Missouri-w. II. Craig, w. G. Wilson.
Nebraska--A. q. woltenberger, George Scott
New Hampshirc-J. NJ. Fletcher, d. c. Bah.
cock
New Jersey-W. H. Nicholson. G. l.. Parker.
New York-H c. Bascomb. w. r Bordwell
North Carolina-D. w. @. Benton, Henry
Shaher.
ohio--B. s. Hinckley, J A. Dickson.
Oregon--J. w. Webb, ]. q. Warner.
Pennsylvania-A a. Stevens, W. N. Black.
Rhode 1sland-H. s. Woodward, J. w. Will.
Jams.
South CArolina-James A. Tate, w. A. Smith.
Vermont-Clnton Smith, G. W. wyman.
Virginia.. w. Newton, X. II. Rollens
West Nirginia-Frank Burt, T. r. CroscaI
Wisconsin-S. ID. Hastings, =. w. Chain.
Dakota-D. II. Grover Mrs. NJ II. Parker
Montana-Messna Bullard.
District OF Columbia-J. A. wheelock, r. NJ,
Morton.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
Notes.

No delay should occur In going 10 work
on the apple trees 70 destroy the caterp /.
lars, as they viii quickly festoOn The trees
with their webs. The sooner hey shall be
removed the easier the work, as tue Young
worms can now DC caught Ia the webs.
DE- Lintner, State entomologist OF New
York, recommends the use OF London pur.
pie in preference 70 Paris green as an In.
seciicide, and assigns thes rsasons: Il il
Of nearly uniform strength aud 10 cheap
that IL does not pay 10 aiulterato h.
Rich dirt Is best 10 use around flowers.
An excellent material also Is line comro,t
that has been made year and Is thoroughly
de,Omposed.
Many weeds can be made OF valuable ser
wee 10 hog, that are pelned, and Will not
only be relished, but will afford an agree.
able variety. Purslsne, rag-weed, pig.
weed and other kinds, especial y before
they seed, viii be acceptable in the PIG
pen.
10 transplanting trees all the roots which
may have become bruised or broken IA the
process Of lifting should be cut clean away
behind the broken part as they then more
readily strike out new roots from the cut
parts. In all such cases the cut should bs
clean, sloping one, and made in an up.
Nelh anu VuAWufh AiFcttiDus
Less grain and oil-moal Is now required
for stock, a. greater variety OF food can
be secured from the pasture.
When hens learn 10 est eggs they never
forget the trick, aud should be vi led before
they could teach others the habit. Eggs
should be gathered twice a day during cold
weather, and only glass or porcelain nest
eggs should DO left In at night BY notic-
log which hens try 10 break these imiia.
tion eggs tho guilty fowls can sometimes
be discovered.
II has Deen found In California that a
cold air blast dries fruit In tho most salts.
factory manner Samples OF fruit dried
la this way-prunes, apric0ts and apples--
two Year, ago are still IN perfect state or
preservation.
Tho late rains give promise OF a good hay
crop, which is haif Of the advantages OF Tue
year already,
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
struck II strong.

WAsHINGToN, Pa, May 3O.-The Manutac.
turers' Natural Gas Company drilled into
alnatural gas well yesterday called Paxton
10. 2, near McConnell's Mills, OF such
enormous pressure that 1t is impossible to
gauge II. II is estimated 10 be at least o
thousand pounds rock pressure.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
1t Is n HorrId Nuisance

To be nervous. Starting at the slightest
sound, uneasiness by day and fitful slumber
by night, unreasonable apprehensions, odd
sensations, constant restlessness these are
among its diabolical symptoms. Dyspepsia
is the fountain head. Remove this with
Hostetters Stomach Bitters, and tho food
Is assimilated, the body nourished, the
sleep grows tranquil, nervousness vamoses.
The Bittors subducs malaria, constipation,
liver complaint and kidney affections.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
WHY? I?


WHY do l have this drowsy,
lIfeless feellngp WHY do I have
Backachep WHY Neuralgia and
RheumatismP WHY does Scroful-
GUS talnt and Erysipelas show itselfP
BECAUSE your blood IS filed
with Poison, which must be Com
pletely Eradicated before you can
regain health. You must go to
tho root .of the matter. Put the
Kldnoys-tho great and only blood
purifying organs-in complete order,
which is complete health, and with
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
fHls poEs sEITLE lr.

Letter From Mr.. blaine 60 Whitelaw Reid.
Positively aud Emphaticaily Declining
90 be a Candidate for the Presidential
Nouinatisn Before the Chicago Conven-
tion.
NEw YoRK, May 29.--The World, in q
double-leaded and italicized editorial,
this morning adds this TO its former an
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

Mortgages are signed by two wit
ncsses the same as last year. and are
folded so as TO ft the side coat-pockct
The back taxes are combed forward.
and parted on the side nearest the
mortgages. In this climate. mort
cages generally mature in the winter
season. Duluth Paragrapher.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

AT the largest Of The many dairy
farm schools for girls IN Germany.
which owes its existence TO private
liberalily but Is subsidized by the
government, the curriculum includes
butter and cheese making. the man
agement Of cows aud fattening Of
pigs, instruction in cooking house
hold work in general. management Of
poultry and management OF the kilch-
On garden. Many of the young
women who attended are in a good
position in life and some come from
the towns being about 20 marry
young farmers and anxious 10 learn
something practical about farm life
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

There Is a strong resemblance
between race horses and restaurant
walters" observed the Snake Editor.
Il thought there was a great differ
tnce." replied the Horse Editor. ''for
the race horse sometimes gets there. f"
That's not It, They both run TO cups
and stakes. Patsbargh Chronicle.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

nouncement in re-
gard 10 Mr.. Blaine's
withdrawal;
ave repeat with
absolute confidence
our previous an
nouncement and add
TO Il this further
inform ationi Mr..
Blaine has already
written 10 one OF his
'mostin intimate friends
a letter positively re-
fusing the use OF his
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
An H,nornrr Omce.

WAsHINGToS, May 31.--Edward Bur.
CESS, the famous designer Of the yachts
Puritan, Mayhower and Sachem, has been
appointed by the Secretary Of the Treas
ury as president Of the Board OF Life
Saving Plans, In place OF Captain II.
Baby. who died about month ago. Ths
position Is not q selaried one.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
Threo notlIes Cure Catarrh.

Ell ROBBINS. Runpdn r. o.. Columbia c..
Pa, says: MY daughter had catarrh when
sage's Cntarrh Remedy advertised, and pro-
cured a bottle for her, and soon saw that IL
helped her; a third bottle effected perma-
aouud and hearty"
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

-"Bobby," said his father. with an
ominous look In his eye. "wby weren't
you at school this afternoonP' Bobby
hung bis head. "Cause / went 10
see lhe ball game" be said. els thai
WI Nho woRg'-N y eEM
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

IT is stated upon good authority that tho
teacher with a glass-eye has at least one
refractory pupil -Ttd-B Bus.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

,ArPLlusH at the opera is cheap-to be
obtained for a song.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

"A priae-fght between a youth Of
eighteen and a man Of. of.seyenty-six years
came on at Dayton, M. the other
day Eleven rounds were fought. the
old man bling knocked ont IN tho last
Que
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

THERE Is a Means OF Eradicating local dis
case OF the skin, viz; Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair aud Whisker Dye, soc.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

A GOOD "mount " with plenty Of reserve
power-Mount Vesuvius
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

ANLS may be behind in his work and
still show push. This Is so II he 10 wheel.
ing a barrow. Golden DAYS.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

Prot W. HAussER, tho famous mesmerise,
OF Ithaca ~. T., writesi "Some ten years ago
/ suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
incurablo, and said i must die. Ny case was
such a bud one, that every day, towards sun
set, my voice would become 90 hoarsc could
barely speak above whisper. In the morning
my coughing aud clearing OF my throat would
almost strangle me. by the use OF DR.. SnRea
Catarrh Remcdy, In three months was a well
man, and the euro has been permanent"
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

A HOUSEKEEPING trust-the maid and the
bachelor agreeing 10 be one.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

FRREl A 9-foot, French Glass, Oval
Front, Nickel or Cherry Cigar Case. MER-
CHANTS ONLY. r. W. TANsILL & Co, Chicago.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

To LAZY men-Half n loafis the hrst start
10 no bread Washington Crttte.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

TIE peasants OF Roumania seems 10 have
row mania. -Pittsbtirgh Chronicle.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

" afiicted with Sore Eyes uso DR.. Isaai
ThOmpson's Eye Water Druggists sell IT. ~
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
acon.,antIy Hawking and spIttine.s

THOMAS ]. RUSHING, Esq, f90s Pine Street.
ST. Lo,is No, writes; =" l was great sunercR
hardly breathe and was constantly hawking
and splitting, and for tho last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrlls.
thought nothing could DO done for me. Luck
iiy, / was advised 20 try DR.. SaRc's Catarrh
Hemedy and I am now a well man. believe
Il 20 be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
fair trial 20 experience astounding results and
q permanent cure"
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

Tho Prohibition rational convention was
decidedly slow IN coming together this morn.
inQ' AdmlSsion 20 The hall was not obtainable
uUil nsu o'elont and the Immense crowd
which had gafherod before the entrance could
nnl Ia Ihr 1holi time remaining leiore the con
F1nl'on AQnr rri 10 their GeatA Il was \ good
nAInfro crowd. however, and the josllng
Nntulo.
4te days procefalnss were opened with
tIHN Followed ~ pfayof from tho Rev. A. n.
IN'NNN''11' pf lknnta< The oommliieR ou
'NAf' Ff1 aenPaPeia - ready y mars lis ~
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07
Warmers Safe Cure

WHY do we
BECAUSE
ands of CRATE
women In all
world have vol
ten us 10 this
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-06-07

KUVW TTTTIT
! tens of thous-
J full men and
parts OF the
UNFAIRLY writ
effect.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-12-08
An Accomplished stage Driver

The Drawer remembers a converse
ton with mountain Jehu, whose
anxiety to learn the profession Of his
passenger was somewhat remarkable.
Said he: 1--WE driven piles Of
lawyers. mister; plenty Of 'em. Lawyer
YOURSELF"
mo"
"Ah! Clergyman. perhapsp I've
had no end Of them aboard"
':No. I'm not clergyman"
Thought not See at a glance
you're a doctor. Had doctor with
me last trip. Nice fellow he was. too.
Where dyer practiceP"
"rm not a physician" was the re-
Spouse; 'Pm a journalist.
'lndeed! journalist ehp Well.
I'm mighty glad O. that I'm ,drivin'
journalists all the time. In fact, sir, I
drive everything that has brains. -
Editor DraDer Harpey's.