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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1888-06-30

TIE Fourth annual Free Exhibition
of live stock and machinery will be
held at Morgan's Grove, near Shep-
herdstown, on September 9Th, 7th ~
9Th. These exhibitions have been
interesting in former years and we
think this season it may be more so
than ever.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1888-06-30

THE best way to keep goods acts in mem
DRY is to keep them fresh with new ones.
Last week Thompson q Tabler did a coed
act by selling an all wool suit for IS. This
week they keep IS memory fresh by selling 3
good flannel coat and vest for SIAN.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1888-06-30

II is understood that a number Of
the republican delegates in Chicago
are just aching to write Yltriollc
book on he subject Of Chicago as
a Summcg Resort. y
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1888-06-30

California cast sixteen votes for
Harrison on the eighth ballot. He
will get the support of the Pacific
Slope.
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COMMENCING June goth.

of the Leading Dry Goods & Notion
House of Martinsburg, is II. G. Ber-
ry. j 30 Ut
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TAKE NOTICE.

Having sold out my agricultural nipple
ment business to Mr.. III. ii. Boyd, wish
to settle up nv accounts. Unjust be done
within the next 80 days. Therefore, those
who know themselves indebted to me, viii
please make immediate settlement by note
or otherwise. j w. DoDD
A Z At
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ATTENTION Nc PIc'ERs.-Buy your
Pure Silk Mitts at l5c.
Buy Our Pure Silk Gloves at 29c.
Buy nice Satteen yd wide a. l25a,
Buy large Satin Parasol for $l.00,
Buy Our Happy Hit White Shirt
for soc.
G. =. HERRING,
Cor. Queen and Martin SITS.
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WE viii save you from 2to 3 dollars on
any suit you buy Of as, az we ale overstock-
Cd and they must move off our counters.
S. BRAFMAN,
BALTIC. Clothing House.
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SALESMAN WANTED.

Small lneof samples from manufactur-
ing corporation offered live man. One
traveller earned an average of $3.50 per
month for six years past.
r. .. Box 1871 New York.
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West virginia cast her solidtwelY
votes for Harrison on the eighth bal
lot
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Gen. Harrison viii be officially no
tilted of lis nomination on July 4th.
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James Il. Mines extra 8 ply twist to-
baeco. and take no other.
ge 30 1913 St
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NOTICE TO RENTERS.
We have Window Blinds Spring fixtures
for 35 cts.
We have Oil Blinds with Scenery for 75c.
We have Straw Mating at l23.
We have Rag Carpet at 30cts.
We have Ingram Carpets at 30cts.
We have Window Shading at l0cts I'd.
We have Table Oil Cloth at 20 cts.y I'd.
We have floor Oil Cloth at 25cts. yd,
Renters. this means 10 per cent off your
rent, see that you don't pay two rents. Ls-
gal notice from the Bargain House of G. P.
HERRING.
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NorlcE no THE PUBLIC.

] hereby warn all parties not to trust any
one on my account as ! viii not be respon-
sible for the payment thereof
May - 1883. VIM BOW FRS.
M263t
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Mr.. Geo. Ryneal, of Washington,
d. c., is visiting friends in this city.
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Statesmen WANTED.

To sell Nursery Stock. Permanent en-
ployment and good salary to honest, ener-
getic men. The business is easily learned.
We grow all the reliable new varieties of
Fruit and Ornamental Trees. Write for
terms.
HOOPER, BRO. 81 THOMAS.
Established 1853, VEST CHESTER, PA
Maple Avenue Nurseries.
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Harvest Is here ana You viii want good
watch cheap Il You will give me call,
you win know where 20 buy, for my prices
arc low and you can save money by paying
cash. Every article sold guaranteed to be
just as represented otherwise, will re-
fund money earnestly request call from
Won If you wont saythug Ia my line.
r T. BARR, Jewcler
ID ". Bakers Bailding.
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A LOCAL DoDGE.-You get Lady's
Opera Slippers at SOC.
You get Lady's House Slippers at
l5c,
You get Lady's Oxford Slippers
at75c.
You get Boys Sunday Shoes at
$l.00.
You get Mems Plow Shoes at
rs.
at c. p. HERRING's Cash House.
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FOR Cousins extra fine lady's
shoes 90 to John Lyons. tt.
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Directors

Jos. II. Shaffer, H. G. Berry, w.
H. Wilen, S. p. Douglas, Wendle
Small, j. w. Roberts, Il. G. Gerling.
Attorney, j. Nelson Wisner.
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THE Berkeley County Building
Association organized Thursday
night, 23th, by electing the follow
ing officers President, F. D. Staley
Vice Pres. Geo. l.. Hensel, Secreta-
ny F. Gerling, Treas, Geo. w. Feidt.
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- ~ *. ~ - Is. ~ X ~
~ Our Motto-Quick Sales and
Small Profits
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
NEWS OF THE DAY.

TIE cruiser Baltimore will be launched at
tomorrow.
The reports OF the majority and minority
of the Senate committee On finance on the
tariff bill were submitted yesterday.
At Jacksonville yesterday there were 10
new cases of yellow fever aud one death.
Total cases, 2,971 total deaths, 271. The
one death was that Of a colored man.
The ex-boodle Alderman McQuade, of
New York, who has been imprisoned in
Sing Sing for some time, was released on
bail yesterday.
Yesterday morning the safe at the Chesa'
peske & Ohio depot at Guyandotte, w. Va,
was blown open and robbed of 5000 in cash
and notes and other papers to the amount
of 81 900.
An inquest on the body OF the woman
found murdered in Mitre Square. London,
Sunday morning was held yesterday. The
testimony of the surgeons who made an ex
animation of the body proved that the utter
us and one kidney were missing.
1t is reported that important movements
are now in progress looking to the consoll-
dation of the Interests of the Reading aud
the Baltimore and Ohio roads, by which the
former will get q connection south to Wash
ington, and the Baltimore and Ohio connec'
ton east to New York.
The vestrymen OF the House of Prayer
parish, Newark, n. j., accepted the reslg-
nation of their rector, Rev. c. B. Perry, for
merry of Mt. Calvary Church, Baltimore, at
a regular meeting held Tuesday night, on
the grounds upon which it was offered, Ill
health and long continued absence from the
parish. 1t is stated that the vestry, as a
body, know nothing of any scandal, charges,
etc.
Mary Callahan, young girl about nioe
teen years of sge, who has been for mum
Der of years a nurse in the family of Dr.
Duck. of Baltimore, was assaulted Wednes-
day on the Liberty road. Yesterday officers
arrested young man named T. II. Sylves
ter, who boldly admitted that be committed
the assault, and that he was the man who
assaulted Miss Sophia Hungerford in DRUID
Hill Park, in tire came city, last winter
with the same intention.
The League games for the baseball
championship played yesterday resulted
"a follows New York |, Chicago 0: Detroit
8, Boston o. Philadelphia II, Indianapoli:
7: Washing ton 5. Pittsburg 0. New YORK
can BOW lose all the games which are yet tt
be PLAYED and Chicago win all and stili The
New Yorks will win the championship pen
nant. The schedule for the worlds cham
pionship between the New York and ST
Louis clubs includes three games in New
York, one in Brooklyn, one in Boston, Que
in Philadelphia and three in st. Louis. The
series will open in New York October 10
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
Negro Fiend Killed.

GALVESTON, Tex, Oct. Sword has
been received that Aaron Bean, negro
was killed by mob Of infuriated citizens
near Jasper, Tex, Wednesday. The young
daughter of John Lee, prominent farmer
of Magnolia Springs, while out horseback
riding was accosted By the negro, who was
also on horse. She whipped her horse in-
to run and endeavored to escape. He
pursued and overlook her and dragged her
from her saddle. A party of white men
came along at this uncture and after wound
ing the negro succeeded in arrestiug him aid
turning him over to the sheriff. On the
road to the Jail mob was formed and the
fellow was taken from the officers and rid
died with bullets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
A Horrible story Of DestiiutIou.

ST.. PAUL, Oct 5.-A horrible story Of
deslitution comes from Ramsey county, Da.
ko!a, where the entire population is said to
be on the brink of starvation. Mayor Smith
received yesterday an appeal signed by
county officials and prominent citizens Of
Ramsey urging the people Of St. Paul to take
steps at once to alleviate the distress exist
ing in the county The appeal for aid is &C
companied by statement to the effect that
recent frosts destroyed thousands of bushels
of wheat and left destitute the residents Of
all but one of the townships in the county.
Application has been made to the county
authorities for assistance, but it has been
discovered that the want is 30 great that it
would financially ruin the county to at
tempt TO alleviate it.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

A LADY AND THREE CHILDREN DROWN
ED.-A sad story comes from Princess Anne
county, Md, of the capsiziDg of boat in the
Wicomico river about uoon yesterday, and
the drowning of one lady aud three child
reu. Mr.. and Mrs. zimmerman and their
eighteen. months-old child. Sir Phillips and
his wife and four children left Mount Yer
non wharf, on the Wicoc';co river, 10 the
morning for their home in Dorchester coun-
ty, near Church creek. Mr Phillips was 10
a canoe loaded with lumber and the rest of
the party in another canoe. When the boats
reached the mouth of the river flaw of
wind struck the canoe containing the NO;
men and children, and the boat was Capsz
ed. All the party except three of the Kin
peman children were thrown into the water.
They managed to cling to the bow OF the
boat. Mrs. Kinneman. her eighteen months
old child, and two of the Phillips children,
aged two months and four years respective.
" were drowned Mr. zimmerman and Mrs.
Phillips succeeded in saving themselves af
ter a terrible struggle. All the bodies were
recovered. Mrs Kinneman was daughter
of Henry q. Ceusey, of Princess Aoue coun.
ty, and had gone over to attend the funeral
Of her brother few days age. Mrs. Phil
lips is daughter of Jesse Simpkips, ofPrn
cess AnDa.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
MONETARY AND COMMERCIAL.

Otherwise than the excitement in the wheat
market caused by the corner" made il that &C.
real by Chicago ring, there has been nothing to
note of specis! interest during the week, from a
business point of view. Money matters are quoted
easy, with but a moderate enquiry. U. S. bonds
remain steady. There seems to be little or no
trading in Virginias, and but few are being put
on the market. Very little doing in railroad Sc
curitiee, and B. & o. stock yesterday dropped
from 81 per share to Gle.
NEW YORK, Oct. 5.-The stock market was
moro active but heavy at the opening this morn
ing first prices in most OF the active list being
from Is to I, Per cent. below last evenings clos
ing figures. The market developed strength i'm
mediateIy. however, and fractional gains were re.
corded There was some hesitation later In the
hour and slight fractions were lost in come
stocks, but the tone continued firm and at eleven
o'clock the market was active and firm, generally
at small fractions better than the opening price,
Money easy at 2a3
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

CowARDIN.M oALE NUPTIALs.-Miss Anna
NIargaretta Moale, of Baltimore, was mar
ried yesterday to Mr.. c. OBJ. Cowardin, OF
Richmond, at the Cathedral in Baltimore in
the presence of a throng Of friends and &C.
Guaintauces. Miss Moale has light hair and
brown eyes. and is quite pretty. For some
time she has been the leading soprano in
the Cathedral choir The groom is one Of
the owners and editors of the Richmond
Dispatch. The occasion was honored with
the presence of Governor Lee, who occupied
a front seat, and was accompanied by Col
one Richard F. Beirne, Colonel B. O. James
and Colonel Samuel 3. Witt. Hon. ].
Randolph Tucker, was also present. The
arrival of the wedding party was announced
By choir OF ffy voices. The bride wore
costume of white failIe, trimmed with orange
blossoms and Chantilly lace, tuIle veil,
and she carried bunch of Nephetos buds.
The altar was brilliantly lighted. Cardinal
Gibbons performed the ceremony, assisted
by the Rev. w. r Cowardin, of Worcester,
Mass, a brother OF the groom. Mr. and Mrs.
Cowardn left for tour in the North. After
the reception Gen. Bradley T. Johnson and
Mr.. Snowden Andrews gave dinner to
Governor Lee, The Virginia visitors aud the
ushers.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
POLITICAL NOTES.

The clerk of the House of Representatives
figures out democratic majority IN the
next House of from 20 to 30.
The democrats are very confident of sue
cess in the doubtful States of New York,
New Jersey, Connecticut and Indians.
Mr. Thurman has given to the national
democratic committee $1,000, twenty per
cent. of years salary attached to the posi-.
ton for which he is nominated.
A mass meeting remarkable for its high
representative character, at the Cooper
Union in New York last night, nominated
Hon. a. S. Hewitt for reelection as Mayor
of that city.
The prohibition convention at Salem yes.
terday nominated Rev. DR.. 8. Ii. Fiery OF
Roanoke, Va, to represent Roanoke and
Craig in the legislature, their first nominee
Major r. D. Martin, having declined.
Mr.. Blaine addressed $1,000 people at
Adrian, Mich, yesterday He denounced
the internal revenue tax as one that did not
protect any American industry, but took
lust that much out of the Industries. He
was opposed to every tax except the tariff
tax and the tax on whisky as proposed in
the Senate tariff bill.
At the election In Georgia on Tuesday
the republicans elected two negroes to the
House and one white man to the Senate
Several counties send independents to the
House, but those are democrats. The con
stitutonal amendment increasing the nun
Der of Supreme Court judges from three to
five was defeated, the defeat being brought
about by concerted action on the part Of the
farmers alliance throughout the entire
State
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

BUFFALO BILL TO THE RESCUE Oa Tues
day, while Hon. W. F. Cody Buffalo Bill),
Hen. John S. Wise aud wife. and Mr. W.
Rosne Ruffin were exercising some horses
which will go in the Exposition fox chase,
Mrs. Wise was thrown from her horse and
the horse fell into ditch. Buffalo Bill im-
mediateIy came 10 the rescue and picked up
Mrs Wise, who fortunately was not hurt.
He thsn took lasso. and throwing it around
the neck Of the horse hat was in the ditch
and fastening the other end of the lasso to
his saddle, he started his steed of, and "a
quick as fash aud as essy as falling off a
log the horse that was lying in the ditch
came forth. -Manckester Leader
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
An Alleged Murderer.

CHICAGO, Oct 5.-About two months ago
9. Eppstein was found dead in his room
with his face buried in basin of water He
boarded with David Glickman, who is con-
sidered hard character, and he was ar
rested to await the verdict of coroner's jury.
The evidence pointed to suicide and Click
man was discharged. Yesterday Rabbi NJ
S. Halversten went to the Twelfth street
station and told captain O'Donnell that
Gltckman had confessed TO him that he
killed Eppstein. Glckmsn has been arrest
ed, but denies having made any statement
to the Rabbi, and says it is a case of spite
wntk
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ALEXANDRIA,.
FRIDAY EVENING. ocroBER 8.

Tug DEMOCRATIC members Of the Senate
Finance Committee, 10 their minority re-
mort on the tariff bill prepared by the re-
publican msjority of that committee appo'
s;teiy and correctly cay, in effect, that tne
essan,i.l difference between the House Dill
and the Senate substitute is apparent anu
radical The one ls framed in the interest
Of the public Treasury, the other IN the III
,arest of private pockets. The one Is
formed in the interest of the whole people,
the other in the interest of g comparatively
f,w manufacturers. The one is designed 10
reduce taxation, the taxation especially
which bears heaviest on the necessarles Oh
Efe the other Is intended to raise pnohc
revenue, indeed, but to maintain private
revenue by increasing and retaining taxa
;ion or all the necessaries of life. Practl'
cally the substitute offers to the people tree
whisky aud free tobacco, leaving all the ex'
pensive machinery for the collection OF the
revenue and an enforcement OF the Ia" Id
full effect. while it increases taxation upon
the actual and indispensable ecessaries OF
life, and this, 100. when there is large sur
plus in the Treasury, and under existing
laws that surplus is being increased at the
rate OF over $4,000 900 per mouth; thus
withdrawing aad withholding from the chan
uels of trade, commerce and business OF the
country money absolutely necessary to their
sucoessful operations That this is true Is
apparent to all who will read the two bills
referred to, and becomes more 30 to those
who, besides, also read the two reports on
both those bills.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
The numbers of Litslls Lining Age TO

The numbers of LitteN's Lining Age for
the weeks ending September 10Th and Oc-
tober Oh have been received from the pub
fishers in Boston. They contain Chaucer
and the Italian Renaissance; My Treasure;
A Winter 10 Syria John Ward. Preacher,
by Archdeacon Farrar; Mr.. Forster auc Ire
land, The Services of Catholic Missionaries
in the East to Natural Science, Admiral
Coligny. The Glorfed Spinster, Military
Genius, by Lord Woseley; Recollections OF
Mr. Forster. An Artist on Tour, The Cen
trail Asian Railway, Shakespeare and Mod
ern "Isms," Cornish Customs of To-day, the
conclusion of NAT" and poetry and mis-.
cellsny.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
VIRGINIA NEWS.

Gov. Lee and staff were entertained at
dinner at the Maryland Club, in Baltimore,
last night.
The owners Of the Richmond Wing an
nouuce that, not being newspaper msn and
unable 10 give personal attention to It's 10
terests, they offer the entire property for
sale.
A difficulty occurred yesterday in Peters
burg between Walter Poarcb, son of Mr.
Emmett Poarch, and small colored boy
named John Brown, during which the for
mer was cut, it is feared fatally.
Col. F. T. Wsrburton, British vice consul
at Newport News, has Instituted sult for
500, 600 damages against six prominent cti-
zens of that place, who sgued petition
asking for his removal as vice consul.
A large reunion of Confederate veterans
was held at Lynchburg last night. poem
of welcome, written by Mrs. c. ]. l. Jor'
dan. was read. a sumptuous banquet was
spread, and the evening was pleasa0ily
spent in speech making, etc.
Col. C. H Wslbridge, who has been mar
ager of Hon. VIM. l.. Scotts truck farm,
near Cape Charles City, will soon retire, to
be succeeded by Captain Orris A. Browne, an
experienced aud successful farmer of Acco-
mac Col. Walbridge lost leg in the Union
army. His salary has been 50 900 year,
with expenses
S. H. Asrew and his wife Pauline. of
Bowling Green, whose contest for the pos
session of their child in New York was men.
toned yesterday, have come to an agree
ment by which the wife will have posses
sion of The child for three years. Mrs Ag-
new promises to withdraw her action for di.
vorce.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

GENERAL BENET. when he issued his re-
cent order to the commandants of the sew
eral armories, directing them to favor demo
Gratis in the employment and discharge of
their employees until q. least half of the lat
ter shall be democrats. evidently had in
view the opinion OF Mr. Jefferson, the father
of democracy, on the subject, which was
that the political offices should be given to
members of the party in power, and the non
political offices be equally divided between
the two parties.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

Mr.. PEARSON, the republican postmaster
at New York, who is retained at the request
of the republican mugwumps of that city,
has allowed his Office to be flooded with re-
publican documents, sent out under the
frank of republican Senators. though be
knows that such franks are contrary to law
A mau's political p.ejqdices must necessarily
bias bis action where politics are Concerned,
aud it is absurd to say otherwise.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
Collision,

OswgGo, Oct. 5.-A frightful collision CO.
Cured near Hannibal station, on the Rome,
WATERFOWL and Ogdensburg railroad q; S
this morning, between Lehigh Valley pas
senger train and a wildcat train from Os.
wego. Both engines were demolished, one
of the engineers was killed and several train
h ,nds Injured,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05
$3.50 Reward.
work.

GRAND FORKS, Oak. Oct. ga reward
of 1886, mas been offered for evidence which
will lead TO the arrest and conviction of the
alleged tramp, or "Hoboe." who killed
George Fuljames in prize fight in this city
last month. The county commissioners
|Also petitioned Governor Church to give a
$500 additional reward
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

In THE Senate Yesterday Mr.. salisbury,
democrat, said be chad not much respect
for civil service reform. He believed that
the party 10 power ought to see that Its
agents were men OF capacity, of integrity,
of honesty, and of fidelity. That was the
kind of civil service reform that ne believed
in. If he bad the power he would repeal
the civil service statute and revoke every
order made under it," Mr.. Stewart, repub-
lican said "ne had come to the conclusion
that the civil service law was a bad one,
and that 1t ought to be repealed. 1t was
law to promote duplicity and lyiDg-a law,
the very execution of which would breed
rsc- of rascals. Under ii there was no re.
snopsihility anywhere. He knew of no bet
ter class OF men to hold responsible for good
amendments than members and Senators
who made the recommendations under the
old system. He thought that an act OF OBJ
Iivion ought to he passed at the present ses'
sion Of Congress and the Old system revert
cd to. 30 that the responsibility for appoint
mepts might be fixed" So it is. Men OF
all parties, democrats and republicans alike,
and in both high and low position, ridicule
or censure The mugwump civil service re
form humbug. The party that ehall repeal
the civil service reform law and do away
With that humbug will succeed in the next
Presidential elt ction, for the law is I'M
American, and is obnoxious to men of oil
parties.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-10-05

Some people are just as cross as bear,
they snap your head off when you happen to
open your mouth. Wecan not excuse them,
for they have had bad colds, which makes
them irritable, and are too mean to buy a
bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, which
would restore their good nature.