The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-08-17
All Sorts OF Paragranbs

Inc fanny Jar 's often The iug
Use sin as it will use v7r
not. '-a
A man is not whole tilh
better half.
To get things out Of chnd,s h..
comb it.
TIE bored oc trade-tbe ,ls-,
the counters.
Alum or vinegar will s-t tbec,
red, green or yellow.
Something that should oe ,sot.s
"a pretty girls eyes.
Strong vinegar will cure tbsbf,.
give teaspoonful.
knowledge of our duties 10 ns
useful part Of philosophy.
How to get even with some ros-
them what you owe them.
The baker, strange 10 say. ro,.
any other man kneads bread.
Learn in manhood to unle,r,
follies and mistakes of early youH
Why is tooth drawn Ike s..
forgotten ? Because it is on. o,
head.
FlaDnels should be dried in fba .,..
and, if possible. ironed while dan,
France put S212, ,OOO. 600 Intoft'r
anna canal before she got a.s.rg-..
Give things the right color AMI 49,,
vanishing them over with a fals. -
We frequently con fess cur litr. hi.
in order to have it thought that ~.
no great ones.
A man says his wife is ol.y 52r b.
a telescope. He can draw her or,, /,
he can't shut her up.
There are some men So taIkaavs @.
nothing but the toothache can rgs.-
of them hold his jaw.
a five pound lemon has beer nj.
In California. Such a lemon s-
last circus man life time.
a woman isn't tit TO have ? bsr
she doesn't know bow TO ao.d ..r
this is as true of a topgUs as q baby
Every man cherishes in Dis b.,
some object, some shrine - va
alteration is paid unknown 20 lfst
low mortals.
If every one had TO do his own f--
Ing instead of getting it done for B.
the world would be one great ~
society.
The Empress OF Japan is taking
sons on the piano. The Midado's G.
seven physicians are giving him e.
attention.
a much-abused editor wrote Z
brother journalist calling him az
and then thoughtiessly signed bin
Yours fraternally.
Never lay your heart at q won
feet. Hold il up proud aud high
make her climb for It. she VIII ia
all the better when che gets It.
Fashionable society ladies' aye uas
war against the hustle. IIerss ts
will be used solely FOR base bal n.
and rat traps.
''What becomes of old moons. IA ?
The old moons, my son "
they die of newmoonis. 10 bs sure.
II you want to have a man for s fll
never get the iu-will of his wife. p
lie opinion is made of the average
/ judices Of woman kind.
The editor who saw lad max
for the only seat IL the street car Es
himself crowded ous'' TO make II
for more interesting matter"
Wife-tearfully On. John. J.
why 90 you always come home flus
Husband-soothingly Dooa I'd
En- dear, less It's \ a'ur alt1
vacuum.
He seems to have been shot fl
diaphragm" said the doctor. So,
no ~ exclaimed the weeping wife,
was shot in the lower end OF
saloon"
A writer in an Irish newspaper, a
mentioning the wreck Of a veszl.
Skerries, rejoices that aIl the crew
saved, except four hog5hesds
molasses.
Said fault-fnding man to his v
Your bad cookery is rather az
spoil the dinner. - 1t doa's s0-
( half as often as yoCr bad temper %
was the retort.
SAMANTHA. I'm going to le- .
your hand for a minute, but yol 81
be mad will you darling I woa
let go Till you did, only some So.
bug is crawling down nay Uacs, d
can't keep my mind on you aDL slg
the same time -
a little Harlem boy, whose IL
eunious parents are always myJ
from one house TO another, was asks,
the Sunday-school teacher
why did the IsTaelites move og
Egypt ?"
because they couldn't pay ths.I Il
L suppose, was the reply.
Mrs. Bullion Ito the priram1I OF
school attended by her dsughJs -
Madam /: My dau-hter "a uce,
forms me that last year she was o'.'
10 study vulgar fractions. E.g.sf
not let this happen again II t.s.
child must study fractions let then
as refined as possible"
/ What Housewives Sheuld Anew.
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