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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19
E. P o.

Don't waste time and money and undergo
needless torture with the knife when Ethio-
plan Pile Ointment will afford instant relief
and certain cure in every case OF blind.
bleeding, itching, internal and external
piles. Rangum Root Med. Co, Nashville,
Tenn. 30 cents and 81 per bottle. Sold by
Lippman Bros. wholesale agents.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Aunt Sarah's Tomato Catsup, made from
ripe fruit, pure appetizing Lea 81 Perrins
Worcestershire Sauce, magnolia Hams,
Ferris Hams and Breakfast Bacon.
j. S. f. BARBOUR,
New Houston and Barnard streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

"Achme" Backing gives brilliant polish.
Universal Backing and Stove Polish, Sew
ing Machine Oil, Carpet and Mating
Tacks, Toilet Soaps.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Ladies' Imperial French Kid Button, best in
the city at 81, at Nichols
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19
Straw Hats

have now opened my full line of Mems and
Boys Straw Hats. Prices low. Call and exam
inc A. S. NICHOLS 12S Broughton street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Latest shade in Blue IN Scarfs at Appel
a. Schaul's for pc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19
Advice to Mothers.

Children's and Misses Button Shoes in hsel
and spring heel. cheap at 81. at Nichols
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

D. y H'bAHbUUH,
New Houston and Barnard streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Pure Drugs, Bottled Mineral Waters, etc,
at Shup;rine 81 Bros drug stores, Bolton
and Montg merry and 1855 Congress street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

a choice selection Of fresh Candy, at
Shuptrine's Branch Pharmacy, Bolton and
streets.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

The Scarf sold at 25c. at Appel & Schauls
is worth fully SOC.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Infants Kid Button vita tasoel, a bargain, at
SOC, at Nichols
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Brown gage BalbriEgan Underwear at
81 Is a suit at Appel s. Schaul's, 1853 Con-
gress street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Nichols has Ladies' Button Shoes. all Widths
A, b, G. d, and L, prices 80 50 to IS so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19
THE CITY's EXPENSES.

City Treasurer Hardee submitted his
quarterly statement of expenditures from
january to March 81, as follows:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-04-19

Rev. Sir H. G. Morrison, of Atlanta, de-
livered the address. After expressing his
pleasure at visiting Savannah, where he
had met with SO much hospitality and kind
ness. he said that it was a case of love at
first sight. The history of the order of
knight Templars, he said, is the history Of
the world. The practical and living prin-
ciples of the order are identical with those
Of Christianity, which are as clear and i'm
portant to day as when first put into circu-
lation. God and the right--these are its
chief principles. Patriotism he defined as
heroic devotion to our country. aud religion
as the very essence of self-Sacritice The pa
triot is willing to Sacrifices to his country,
the other to his God. The two are essen.
tally Of the spirit Of sacrifice, which spirit
characterized the great Divine Knight Of
the Red Cross, who is the head Of our order,
and who alone infuses the nature of man
with this principle of self-sacriflce and
patriotism tnat gives itself freely for the
rescue Of humanity.
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31
AUSTIN.
A Charter Filed-The Treasury Department
10 Move Into New Quarters.

A Quarter Fiied-rhe Treasury Department
70 Move Into Hew Quarters.
Special to the Gazette.
AUSTIN, TEX, May S0.-The elevator
In the new capitol was tried this after.
noon.
About $4,000 was deposited in the State
Treasury to-day.
The Treasury Department will not
move In the new capi,o oil till next Tues
day TIE rooms and offices and great
chilled-iron vault sre being put in readi-
ness.
The following charter was filed to-day /:
Cotton Picker Manufacturing Company
Of Dallas, capital stock 5000. 900; IN
corporstors-Wm. j. Keller, John q.
Lawrence, Emory Hsll, L w. Hadley.
General r w. Handy, manager Of the
Austin Statesman, left tonight for St.
Louis TO attend meeting OF the Asso-
cisted Press and VIII return at the latter
part OF next week.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31
SIN . Bla,n. Man.

NEW YORK, May so. s. Clsrkson,
the Iowa member Of the Republican ma
tional committee, and member OF the
Iowa delegation this year, snd who has
supported Blaine in three national Con-
ventions, said to-day that the letter from
Mr.. Blaine, published this morning
simply emphasizes for the benz e. OF the
men who had become candidates on then
faith in the candor Of his previous lettel
that he mesns what he said, and that he
is ous Of the contest. So far ss
be Can do so personally he has pro-
hihited his nom nation ct Chicago
"But," added Mr.. Clsrkson, "Mr. BI.in
is still the party's leader and the new
situation can give no satisfaction to
bic enemies. The great mass Ct the
party and an overwhelming mslgylsJ
of the national convention are nd,
onls friendly to the policy and ideaa i,
public Affairs that he stands for but4rt
ss friendly to him and 1t is ssfe to aSa
that the nominee will be friendly to hi
and not bis enemy, Q man who wsl
loyal in 1884 and is sound on protection
the great issue on which this Campaign il
to be fought"
Mr. Clarkson added that he though
that in the new situation the drift OF the
party will be toward SenetorAllis whose
fitness and ability for the Presidency, bt
said, are unlimited, who is without thu
weakness OF fsctionsl or personal ena
mics to ALLEVIATE voters, who Is strope
| In the eastern states because d
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J cvl 1cyihe for ~ Wes'ry- e5evet4el 9

ssd jewels. e.
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OorstcAna Notes.
Special to the Gazette.

Special to the Gazette.
CoRsIcANA, TEX Msv 80 Hon. Sam
R Frost left last nighs for North Caro-
lima on visit. He is frequently spoken
Of for foater and has stated that be
would accept the nomination II rendered
him.
Judge John 81. Rice, the present coun-
ty judge, and R. W. Walton, for ten years
the Justice OF the peace OF this precinct,
are candidates for EQUITY judge.
The Union Labor party is about played
out here. They had meeting on Friday
night and endorsed the platform Of the
Waco convention Of farmers, laborers.
etc.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31
How the Vote Stood

BATON ROUGE, La, May 3o.-The Dem
ccra,ic legislative caucus last night nom
irs.ed Judge E B. White for Junior
Uoited States Senator to succeed Senator
J B Eustis, whose term expires in 1891
The vote was: White 20, Eustis 43,
Blanchard 8,
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Continued on Eth Rage.
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Raid BY Horse rh,eves.
ecial to the Gazette

Bolton, TEX, May so.-An unusually
bold raid by horse thieves was made near
town yesterday evening. The thieves,
one Of whom is q negro, stole horse
from Mike Lite and another from Mr..
hugely, both Of whom live in tent Z
short distance from the city. 0mcers are
in hot pursuit.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31
The Democratic state Convention

Special to the Gazette.
DALLAS, TEX Msy 80 The committee
on arrangements for the Democratic
state convention is now engaged in Sc
lecting the place Of meeting. The three
points proposed are the skating rink on
Elm street, csp.city 5000; Exposition
hall. capacity 20. 200, and the pavilion al
Oak Clih with capacity Of 5000. The
latter place Is the best in point Of com
fort and will doubtless be accepted by
the committee.
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Dieu Of mcOade.
Special to the Gazette.

Special TO tbs Gazettes
McDADE, TEX, MAY 80 Mrs. Donis
Kerby, wife Of NJ. S. Ke1bT died to-day.
The remsins will be shipped to Temple
for burial.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31
REWARDED AFTER LONG WAITING.

SpBUIhI
WASHINGTON, May 30 --Csp,a'u George
f Price, Fifth Uaited Sssges Cavsrvp
died recently at Fort Elliott, Tex His
desfi will mske First Lieuten snt Francis
Michler csptA,r, and Second LieuteDsns
Henry Wal e, nephew Of lste Chief Justice
Wsite, i;st lieutenant. These gentlemen
have been waiting twelve and nine years,
respectively. for these promotions.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31

Be given full power to vote IN conversion.
THIS gives 4 total yote Of 1850, although
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31

WASHINGTON, May so -aD0tker Sberi-
dan bullstin will be issued Tonight, and
this fact has given rise I'd 8 report that
the General is much worse snA that his
attendants are greatly discouraged and
alarmed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-05-31

give them royal entertainment.
County court e stu IN session ma q
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25

Grand Opening ON Friday aud Saturday
at Their New Rooms on Main Street
Tho Womcn's exchange will keep open
house tomorrow and next day NJ their
newly Fitted up quarters ON Main street.
near Madison, and opposite tho Bethel
block, AMI lh' lady managers promise 10
extend a hearty welcome 10 all who may
choose a. honor their cosy suit ui rooms
with q yitii.
About 100 Of our leading ladies are ac.
live mumhrrs ct the Nomcn'u exchange.
and their labor iH given Tee. their only
reward hcing the consciousness Ut efforts
10 umrliofaiv the condition ct dclcryins
women les fortunate than themselves in
the comforts ol this Die.
Several hundred clover people arr aided
/ hl ihUH r.prC Dnilllyr., uf, us ono puts b..
/ vy..HD-lo hui respectable lalIca. and nt
tlc opening exhibition tomorrow tho
| hlnliN1tk ul their pulpr hui respectable
sisters will bg displayed These will b.
nlrfnl Cor sllc io visitors ur contributors
Wli.f th' Cu.cuaium uL and the objects
10 hc pat ON ihc market viii De- we'll worthy
Ut Inspection hy every luiy Toe thc cliy.
Among lhC lIst. aIi carefully arranged %
please tlu ewes ui Gallon, viii h1 Hipci.
maus oi wumon's ft.Il Boo Che way Of paint.
Inr. handsome needle work and u variety
Ui THINGS covering % long program.
ir addition There will Do tempting cdi.
Dies. Including beaten biscuits. slil.f.sIus
,r lumr mHl, hrad. ic'hCs. wines. char.
I0Ug rn.e, cakes ui 40 KINDS. lrllioa.
urgf,c. pickles and boost Of Things
ilui .ruuui lul 90 lo interesting tu
VISITORS
Toe IHly managers expect iu orcn iuf
'ln season, nnd they will offer thc services
ui good women iuf irpuUiuf. dHm'ng and
rr l.r work generally. li reasonable pucrs.
They uiil o." supply lunches aud dinners
- .liFi un Nyfy short notice o. those
who 1900, wish 81 palfuuIIc them.
h't b. uu Wuuhicr cause in The rity
iIau iuIi now under the management III
thy Wompns exchange.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
A BLOODY AFFAIR.
Pleas. Thomas Fatally Stabbed by Alex
Day-The Assailant Escapes.


Day-The Assailant Escapes.
Another vicious, and doubtless fatal, use
Of knife occurred about o'clock last
night
The scene was little shanty situated
on Union avenue on the outskirts Of the
city, and the actors in the affair were
negroes
AT the hour mentioned Alex. Day, who
earns living by picking rags, went home,
and not finding things TO suit him, began
abusing his wife. She resented, and was
in turn knocked down. She attempted TO
arise, but the brutal husband brought his
feet into requistion and administered such
kicking that she became unconscious.
She soon revived, however, and while her
husband was absent in another room,
slipped out and sought protection under
the roof OF Pleas Thomas, a neighbor,
without his knowledge or consent.
When Day found that his wife was miss
ing he began n search OF the premises, but
finding his efforts unsuccessful there he
extended the search among his neighbors
and was informed by one that she had
been seen 10 enter Thomas house. Going
10 tnut place no uenunucu nlb WIG.
Thomas replied that he knew nothing Of
her and ordered the intruder of the prem
ses. Day refused to go and began cursing
Thomas and charging him with intimacy
with his wife, Thomas denied the accuse
ton and again insisted on the unwelcome
visitor leaving the place or iorciblc means
would be used in eiecting him. With
an oath Day pulled out large
knife and stabbed Thomas, the
blade entering the left side about two
inches below the nipple. The wounded
man staggered few feet and fell TO the
floor. Day ran TO his house, saddled a
mule and escaped, going out Union ave-
nue..
The hospital was tclcphoned TO for med
ical assistance and few minutes later a
physician from that institution was ut tho
side OF the wounded man. The doctor
made careful examination Of the cut and
pronounced IL fatal. The poice-station
was notified and Detective Pryde and
Turnkey Turberville rode out TO the scene,
but too late to apprehcnd the murderer.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
SPIRlTUALISM EXPOSED
BY TWO OF THE GIRLS THAT oRIGI-
MATED 1T.

Margaret and Katy Fox, Now Mira.
Kane and Mrs. JenlSins-The Rappings
Produced by Mrs. Kane With Hor
Big Toe.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
CATARRH TO CONSUMPTION.

Catarrh IN ~ destructive force stands next toand
undoubtedly leads on TO consumption II Il there.
fore singular that Those afflicted with this fearful dis
should not make II the object Of their lives h
ri themselves Of H. Deceptive remedies concocicd
by ignomnt prctcndcn 90 medical knowledge have
weakened the confidence Of the great majority Of
sufferers In all advertised remedies. They become
resigned to lic Of misery nthcr than torturo them.
selves with doubtful palllatlycs.
Hut this will never do. Caiarrh must be met nj
every stage and combatiod with all oar might In
many eases the disease has assumed dangerous
symptoms. ITO bones aud cartilage of the nose.
the organs Of hearing Of seeing aud Of tasting 20
affected ns 10 be useless, the uyula ~ elongated.
the throat ~ innancd and Initiated a. 10 pruducc
constant aud distressing cough.
HANfuups nAutCAL CUHN meets every phase oi
Calarth, from sinplc head cih ~ the fnost inath
sntne and destructive siams~ n u local nnd con
| suiuilnunl. Instant IN relieving. permanent a.
curing. saic rrunnmiril nud nCterf uillug.
ilrh package contains one bottle ul the RAnfCAi
ttHE one hnN ~ CArAufiiAt NutyrNt, and an lH
rnuVEb itnAiIG, with tryaiise price VI.
lulIIu luru & CHEMICAL Go. ltraUne.
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planned by this diagram drawn on the
board:

"Supposing my head TO be In that
| Frame" said the lecturer, with the nose
where the figure stands. A slight mo-
lion of the head in any direction would
indicate that the figure In that direction
was the one ! wanted. A slight move Of
the hand signifies cipher. The gentle
man who was on the stage with me was
my confederate, aud by means Of this
system he told me the number Of the bill
made him draw the blank slip OF paper
10y the manipulation Of q false crown In
the hat.
The doctor next distributed blank pieces
OF paper aud envelopes throughout the
audience and requested three gentlemen
10 seal their pieces OF paper In the cnycl-
opcs. lie would produce spirit writings
on the slips In full view Of the audience.
A young man volunteered to take the en-
velopcs on the stage. The doctor changed
the envelopes very successfully and the
trick was applnudcd. lie produced spirit
paintings by means Of the sliding panel
and 10y quickly changing canynscs.
Mrs. Margoretta Fox kano then up
pCarcd. She was apparently suffering
very much from nervousness, aud the
constant fear that some one might do her
harm has, Il Ii feared, weakened her
mind. The audience was ungcncrous
enough TO laugh al her while she cssaycd
10 read prepared speech. This done she
then made ready To expose the rappings.
Half dozen medical men were called 10
the stage, aud this put the poor lady In a
fearful and almost hystcrical state Of mind.
She insisted on every one OF the d0clon,
producing some evidence Of his profession.
They did this satisfactorily. Then while
thcy held her u,nctingcA feet she made
the raps They are produced hy peculiar
movement OF the big toe Joint She wont
among the audience put hcrioot upon the
pedal cNtfcmiiics Of a gentleman and pro-
duccd the sounds THIS was all she did
and that ended the show
At one time In the evening Il seemed ~
though Mrs. Kane would not take part
In the expose. nr. Richmond remarked
IN the course Of his lecture that he did not
intend attacking epirilualism, M Il WIS a
beautiful theory, but he proposed expos.
ing the fraud Ia the business. Mr Kane
became very much excited nj this, aud lie.
clarcd to tile friends who were with her In
the box that the doctor would have 10 re-
tract his words bcloro she would 20 ON the
stage
Or. Richmond avoided the difficulty n
little later on 10y dcnouncing spirIiualis.ic
/ communication ~ being impossible aud
the mediums who pretended a. rccciv,
such communications as frauds
The entertainment, NJ lar a. DR.. Rich.
mund was concerned, was an entire sue.
cess and was greatly appreciated.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
a High Toned Barber.

From the Texas sitting.
Drummer Cooking at his watch)-Huuy
up there, or I'll DO late for the train.
Barber-You has got 10 have dem boots
shined before you leaves dis heah studio.
Don't want no rcilccshuns cast on dis heah
artist.
81 haven't got time, I tell you, to have
my boots shincd."
Can help II, sab. My honah am at
stake, sab. I'd rather hab dc train 20 of
widout yer, den ter hab yer leave dis heah
studio wild dem dirty boots. Won't charge
yer muffin II hits lack Of money what am
hampcrin' yer"
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
UTERINE PAINS
HAWKES.
Wonderful Classes!
rnoM rnr cnnIsrIAN AnrnrArr.

Mr. A. X. iiiutcs lss rnin "A national repria
uun M practical urtrIan. aud bis Uciehiairt
.lHrtirlr and pairnt trfinf rf glaHaof Hrr Know
throughout tnU United Htltrs. We ffr with.
This article with ~ paif 1T bis urW cfystiiiarl
lrusrs AMI thrv fcrm in b. 81 Transparent Hs ilfh
tell nni With thCm thu nur.t pfiut as lear u
iu youth -ldlint Christian Adturtio
~ D. CAsoN Practical uriician VI T. T.. ron
ruNEs pHuG sruRE "a Man street. untl
"Wednesday. uciotyfg 30.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25

Johnny whose ithcr had been scolding
him lnr some FAULT Mother sometimes
wish ] had never been lun'
Mother What iuf, Juhuny2
Johnny Then mobile IA been better
bow.
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iGur iNrRovtp.


uttu HiH hltt houn rfaf suid.r.f with my
slant Gov Co. Iasi nfv f,ln batn1 I,st th. usr Ii
mt Iri tiN r1uWlN hii fIHrH usiua ihr a.assis
sou tu Hlrl IurtlY nlH '0 IH tiY tieht hatU bsgn
1hlg Oh III With irUUit risa. ant mi tFht =
gradually rwWing ttunfcf
~ ~ HrrNuTturR.
Nyu Nufk city
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nIsuor oRrGo's LETTER.


trwANrr rryv, August n isI
So 4 X. ittwEui
SUI hiv' teen using Ynrr rilssa f,r tho
rfrattf pHu ~ Two irIu am much luufats.sI
WIN thrr superiority nni tHir y rtlW In cHm.
mtuiiuF hrni nf luur usu Hui d. rirrf fIrlt where
that L. fuelulc. bupctmilN
AiEN GRraD.
University NJ thf south
n T. CAsuN. rmciial orir'au NJ T. q ToU.
rrNiS nhru siogE 90 Miln Hr,t. until
"Wednesday. u.ioltt5i.
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Ih. Al,nn.nhrrr nfln,n

i purc. sweet breath. This desidcmium
L. one II Tie results ol using Hsodont
which not only inNlruuirs and pfrscfycs ihU
teeth, but rondon tile mouth ~ fragrant "a
a TOac.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25

Mil ~. D. 'A'oN. ispsri rb,s einr. sm
rsmain until wtpNI.uAy. ortonIu
%, st tho ntrg ste ct o. q. IOHitNI,
the Dspos lot t,sts Celebrated q a,se..
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rna woMEN.s ExcnANor.

oNI bottle ot rc ru.ni viil DO Your bloc,
mufr god than all iir iron you eau lake.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-25
rnou rur MINISTER TO sArAS.
Az Hawai-

OAt,UfuS, TrS May a iss6
NJ 4. X. HAWAII
DIAN tin ! hm mn q pleased vlfh the tir'i
srntlr rln. e. iuIsI tHf'Ui'F rif"tti ia my ,.vs.
win ihtm J hn n'IU iu rH' Hs Iu IHt fuIth tH0
fnfn tfini Wih iIr rfrI'rf coo. ItfuIIUfiy
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The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1888-08-24
Made am Artificial Wave.

'Lct me see those plans for a miniature
ocean and artificial SURF" said u man
from Kansas City who called on Col. Tom
Scott early yesterday. Il read about
them Sunday and got on Sunday night
train and come down here. Kansas CITY
is quite a summer resort and the idea of
an artificial surf and salt bathing struck
me as being just the thing that we've
been waiting for"
But really, don't know what you're
talking about" said the colonel looking
as sober as Il Judge.
That's right responded the man.
That right. don't want to get onto
a scheme like that without paying for it.
What do you want for a copy of the
plans?"
"Why, my dear fellow. that nonsense.
I'm making great improvements at Tyler
place, of course, but there'll be no salt
lake or artificial surf. The attractions
are sufficient without. Somebody has
been stuffipg you.
When the Kansas City gentleman found
out that he hat; been taken i'll by one of
the colonel's hest hot weather Jokes he
laughed SO that he produced On artificial
wave in CT Scott 8 newly calcimined
ceiling st. Louis Chronicle.