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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1888-07-21

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Transportation System.

Jackson and Rainier Streets Addition is connected
with the business Of Seattle by the Jackson Street
Cable Railway The road starts at the of Jackson
and Second Streets very central location, and up
Jackson street to Lake Washington, passing within
few hundred of the Jackson and Rainier Streets Adj
dton. The cars will every minutes, and in less
than three months the service will be adjusted to
pass every minutes. The fare to and from Jack
son and Rainier Streets Addition is only cents being
low as the cheapest fare in the Northwest.
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METHOD OF AWARD.

The drawing for viii take place al The oaoe Of Me
supervision three prominent citizens
selected o
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Immediately OF pnr
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pah placing Upon Of
who viii pnhEy in
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the cards the boxes
by
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known.
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q iaad upon application.
maps showing apoa shssh the are
being and ali other Information cali
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A RCHITE CT.
Formerly Pupil Of Sir Douglas Rox.
Consulting Eogtneer.
London.

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DRAINAGE ASD HYDRAULIC WORK
spEcIALTIEx.
UsIGHTEE< YEARS EXPERIENCE IN
IL all garss o. the svrid
Er.srs Il. cos9sslai book second and Col
sfsst ssia Streets seattle. W r. ty4.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1888-07-21

I.SoR SALE Young TRoTIING STAT
Il iop. faalei March !, 1854 Color dark
brown. VIII tsof mile inside Of sssa with
. few weeks work Kind and gentle.
fediprce-iss ffigadssf. record 80. frat
siata hy Mahissea b. Geo NJ Hatrhen. Ir
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MISCELLANEOUS

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I.oE saI.E - ONE or THE MOST DE-
u ssnbic homes Ia North seattle 4
handsome new siSrF1am harsi4 finished
h9u2e, with pantry and cellar. pu lot COX 10,
soun iu erase. tirasicd street AVID sidewalks
e1ptianefas 81 post0fiee Also share OF
capital stock IN the SEATTLE zeal Estate FL.
change tysitf
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FOR SALE

L,oR SARA NICE COTTAGE HOUSE
j. 81 seven rooms, nlrriy situated. COM
msnding nne view 81 the BAY Nice out
houses aud fences cali aad examine
7lsS laird street. between blanchard and
fTnofe tv2iff
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HELP WANTED.


VlyANTED-Foua YIRsT.cIAss BRICK.
~ layers. ArpI, ct bestos. bIoek. Iglets
vx-ASTEp- VICTORIA. b. C., A
w cooper for tight work. Apply Of
osscc q this osnce. lvloss
WASIEp-R9tTE BOY. APPLY AT
=. .n,s osiee. leisn
A GESTs wASIED-FoR SOCIAL DY.
n Mantle" By Dr. r. Dewitt Talmage,
Che greatest living lecturer and preacher;
600 pages, fully Illustrated: one agent sold
III In y days, another "A IN 10 hours. an
30 lar Il 81 orders In hours. ARTHUR y.
WHITNEY, pnhlssher. 40 Fsurtecnth
street. Oakland. Cal. iyi5 y
ylvASTED. - A FfRsT class COOK.
w Apply corner Madison and Front
FOR RENT
RIO RENT - TWO ROOMS IN sgfIE.
j fufns ed, IN private family. 81 per
month. 10. corner Etath and James
streets. is2l 81
I.soR REsT-sMALi. HorsE On JACK
IT son street. Furniture for sale At a
sseriiiee. also upright piano Apply 10 A.
II MANNING. captain q Police. iy2ats
RIO HEST--A PLEASANT FURNISHED
i roola Ia private family. First class
inenttau Washington Heights, Eighth
sIreet. corner Warrington. iyiass
J-suR RENT ROOMS ELEGANTLY FUR-
! uishsss at the OREGON. tst9ss Front
street. and the RAINIER. I31al8 Froui
street TrAuAifnis solicited iylstt
rln REST--A SUITE or TWO ROOMS,
i two blocks north 81 Occidental. and
furniture FOR sale II bargain. Apply 81
tcafn u. Kenny block. a. II a'clock lvlstl
Two REAT-- StcKLY FcRNIsHED ROOMS
1 lit fteBt street. over Cracker Fac
tdFf. 3sf1 -
Isoe REST-tgPSlsHEp AND CNFER.
i nisaed ruour in all paris os the city
Call on FpNfaoy saoffpsp & Co, rooms
q and -. tlninn ksark FFout 4. fahsi
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= - -. Z, - ~ ~ =, = n -
I.suk RALr-rEx ACRES or Ft.EG ANT.
L sixhtls, fieb land overlooking Ofcsli
lake. II sssf wHnt snap gaH al once
mean tsisiarse Inquire NJ room -
bnipa block. between 10 and = 4. N and
zlld p. TN iyisif
JNoR SALE sEAIsKIN Dof.MAN
I einak for IL - e,lst $40 4 month ago Nt-
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NOR sAIE - OLD NEWSPAPERS IN
bundles q -. a. ih,s asile.
l.saR sAtE~oSg EIGur HORSE row
j e. tAsiicF ava engine. also oea SIX
hafsc pewer engine seattle Feed Ntil "
NOR stt.N- cHKsr. THREE lots. As
Whole, "a Eastern addition. ga,,.i
view. desirable ssxi4tea,.e properly Terms
cash. Apfsis - ggEtfNE q CAMERON,
rss'sp a, kailss hlack iyi3ii
I.tOR ; tf.k--s;t5slff PAYING HoTEI AND
u haF h1sisessin hep connfrs Address
a = ii9rAt4Nt = CD. IRIS gi,y ieas I'm
I.nk sAI.E - DESIRABLE fluTs oN
u Take reiau, r. , AsGsS t2s I'm
Is0R sAir ta ACRES oF TIMER
isna Ia >nnhesnlsh county -,weiee fsil
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land sn Hrsys Harder. c0iy 81 q sef
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NOR sAI.S = OLD NEN SFkrERs At
Il fAss OTTER
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This Park presents the best chance for IL
seeker after
Choice Home La

Or to the Spectator for rapid and certain
rise in value, ever presented in this city.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1888-07-21
LOST AND FOUND

NOR sAIs = ON NEWSPAPERS a
II tass dssisr
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1888-07-21

w ASfEa - nssS R0oN. MIR or
w @slheat fesk hY Tire insurance.
asesst Address, stating Terms set iscsnea,
n rF. this > 'Haa iva (
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CONSULTING xxeIxEEH
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1888-07-30

r@nd6i9e 6rau", idste fte pei6. lid
lon1lne I'M Nltftra9e Sbres S0bnes Geld".
Ste &ronte 5ltGte 5uiantnen. Der Same
meGte Die etn3i9e, o0uts flare @rinnerung
III t9r, aber 3uglei9 ben 9eredten 3orn Der
y8ela, Ser mid beloeen unb beffobIen,
pet Sbnen?" rtef fe nit einem 6lammenz
bltd aus ben ttefen Nltgen60blen. 81, tpte
gut 1tCb oas trtfft, nun f0nnen sic tbm tpez
11t9ltens lagen, baB i9 ~taulen6moL bic
Stul1oe berHude, in tpel6er ="
0le SpreGertn belt eriGreft inne. Tief
erl9nttert tr1tete 8ertbd ouf benz S6ereI
81 oeren SuBen rno ia9te, beibe 6Gn6e Der
Tr9l1telt u1ttfaiienb, I'M Some tiefften W1itz
9etubls: uNrme, arme Mutter, mas miIier
sic 9elttten baben!" 11nb bann era6blfe
lte, tDos tie tpuBte, in Der milben, i6oneltz
pen Sorn1, tuel9e Der !3uitar6 Der 11nolifz
lt6en beil6te. 9ur6 cine fltr,e 1lnferrez
our9 nit Beld bot Der Qbreiie bonn 6ouie
tDar gertbn genitgenb unterrt6tet, ltt1 BEN
Serod6t, tDel6er auf Dem iun9en Mann
%laltete, entfrGften gu t%0nnen; Die &ronte
aber bor6te nit angebaltem Qlt6em, tpie be-
5allbert BON Der ~9lodenretnen Stimme 6er
Gr3Gblertn, oeren Morte bic l6perite Qo1t
bon tbrem 6er5en nabmen. limb ais 6ann
bas tunge Ma66en gum S6luiie nod
nlan6 freunbftbes Bort gum 2obe bes
l6onen t6euren 9iebltngs 1ttb belien 3drtz
li9e @rtBe an Die Wtutter binsufiigte, ba
loite it'd er0li6 beren Grftarrlng, l0l6te
ETH SbrGnenitrom fir ben Nugenbltf tpez
ntgitens bic unbetmlide @lutb bes Srriins
mes.
(S9luB fpI9t)
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1888-07-30
DIR. RAILWAYS
Regulating Pills,

Ods 1roRe Seber= urto Uld9enzR etltrtttel.
WomrDmtmen pmrstremoe, ItttO crtOe Mbfhbrs
mitteI, tptrfett pbte Sdtteta, itets 51toers.
IaIfig mtto ttatiirIiG TIT tbrer 28trttttt9.
8oQftGnbt9 9eI9ntodlus, ibDn fanotrt nit Sra9nnt
purairer, ~rcouliret, %reini9en, 1dn6ern rtO trdttt9en
lie. &abfpoDs Bilen fir bic SetIln9 bon allen Stos
rlln9en bes Nta9ens, Der Sober, gtngetpetoe, gtteren.
glafe, Snr Ttrpenfrauf6ettett &~opfi9rnera, Vers
ftopfunq, Sartleibi9tett, SnOi9eftton, 9pspepite, @als
~IeuletOen, fSieber, gnt5In0ul9 Der @tngeipetoe, pds
mprr6ot6et unb oGen 3errittun9en Der tnneren
Sbeile. Sur ous 9fan5en .5n berettet foeber NuedtI'
Der, md Mineralien ooer l96oltdbe Sro9uen entbal"
tend.
w~ geo9tet bic ~foI9enben, bot StDrnngen BEG
0erbouunosDrQane berritbren6en SDntptonte:
@erftopfnna, tnnerlibe 9GmDrrbotoen, 8lutanbrnrg
nod1 benz &opfe, iiberf6iiii9e Ma9enidure, uebeltett.
@o66rennen, gfel ppr Speiie, 8oabett ooer S9tpere
i'm NtaQen, ionreS Aufitoben, StHten ober Srhdet In
Der Seragrubs, 8erontmenbett bes &opfeS, ei9lelt'
mates oSer i6tperes &tbent, 9er5betlentnti1tg, etH
@cfiih[ bs OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ober Grfttdens, penn
man in l~ieoetber @tellun9. 8untte ooer ytese I'M Sebs
freis, SSte6er o6er olmpfehS dmer3 I'M &opt nnon9els
bafte anSbiintuug, 9eIbe 66rbnn9 Der !9ont rnb
@u9en, SGuera III Der Sette, BrIit ben 9lteoern unO
NlDBltCbes Seibiperben, 8re1tneit i'm SJletlH.
Sur luetioe 9pIen BON & doDGD's YtlIen fpers
ben bas Spitem DON nnen ben obengennnnten Setbeu
Irets 25 Gemts per e@a6teI.
@dbidt grieFn1orfe on &abndp 3 60, 80 Warren
Street, 9etp DOrt ns YOrtD fir nnier bele9renbes
puh.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1888-07-30
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Wirb iOfprt Gube oeri9affen.
gnt8itnbung Der Nteren, 8loIe ober gingetpeibe, Rons
eeition Der 9ungen, 9aIsibner5et, G9peratbni9'
felt, SerstlDpfef. Spiterie, 8rdure, 9ipbtDerttis,
&otarr1. GluBfeber, &opftpeb, ~3obnf6nter8en.
geural9te, &belnottsntuS, Tr6ftelH, SieberfrOft.
9os @u1e9en beS. gfeabD ,ReItef ouf ben 9beiT
pber bic Sbetle, tpo bic 8ei9perbe Doer Der S9ntera
1T, miro &ube uno @pblheftnben peri1offen.
SnnerIt9 einen bolben bis einen GbeelDfel BON
in einent boIben S1ole Mofer e%in9enomnten, totrb es
btnnet MIR lpe1tgenWtiuuten beilefl: &rdmpfe, franpfs
bate s3udunQen, lauren Mnger, ~ltebelfett, grbre1er,
Gob6renner, Nernpfitdt, SblafIoit9tett &opfretBett,
9tarrbbe, &oltt glGbungen nn0 ale tnnerlt9en
S1nter5en. $685.
WEnIarta TT Iefttett nerId)feOetet Mrtett 8ebetIt
Mto ab9etpctOet.
GO otebt fein Setlmittel in Der @elt tpel9es Sieber
rrb faltes SSieber uto a4e anoeren Molarta-. SaIeits
unb onoersarti9en Sieber. NIT 9iiIfe BON 81 a B MAPS
@iIIen, 10 i9nea FetIert pirh, fpte Hdbmnp's
&eabD &e1ief.
Iiimfsts Gcmts per GIaf@e. SW baben Tt
9(ODfhefett.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1888-07-30

2ltt oaS R1tbIttttHtl
@ebt fter urS berlan9t 81 a b 10 a 9 lrb iebt bdB
out ooB ib Der Nane u3t abua OUT bent mas
Chr fnlIft. heinnet.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1888-07-30

@dtdt 8rieFn1arfe on &obfpdp 3 60, 80 Warren
Gtreet, Netu DOrt, ns 8crtc fur nnfer beIe9renbes
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-05
An Old SANDER Ref,lted

The Republican leaders will awake to the
necessity, after awhile, of advancing some
proof in support of the stale SANDER that
the elections in the South are carried by
fraud and violence, if they wish to escape
the contempt of even their own people.
Hardly day passes that this SANDER does
not appear in speeches of Republican Con-
gressmen, in resolutions of Republican
meetings, or in Republican newspapers,
and yet not a word of proof is offered that
it is true. What is the purpose of the Re
publican leaders in constantly repeating it
Do they hope to make the people believe
that the government is based upon violence
and fraud with the intention of getting
possession of it by unconstitutional means,
If they cannot do so by constitutional onesl
In his speech last Tuesday, in which he
clumsily apologized for attempting to
blacken the character of Gems. Hancock
and Mcclellan in his March speech, Senator
Ingalls, again referred to elections IN the
South, and asserted that the Democrats
carried them by bulldozing and fraud, He
referred particularly TO the recent Louisi-
ana election, and, though he had not par
ticle OF evidence to sustain his assertion,
declared that the Republicans had been de-
feated by fraudulent methods.
Senator Eustis, Of Louisiana, made Il
short reply, in which he pointed out the
unfounded character of the charge so
clearly and forcibly that thinking men of
the North can hardly fail TO Ire impressed
by his remarks. Referring TO a speech
of Senator Sherman, he said: ~ would
tell the Senator from Ohio that If he advo-
Gates negro domination in Louisiana, as |
judge that he does by his speech, or if any
Republican Senator does, would tell him
that If /, in this chamber, or If / were to
GO abroad among the Northern people and
male "A speech, and advise them to band to-
gether to make war upon society, to hang
the rich capita lists who have ensaved them
for so many years, to create a reign Of ter
ror in Northern cities, and in Northern COM
munities to strike from the face of the earth
those capitalist oppressors who have put
chains on their limbs, | would tell these
Senators that l would no more feel guilty
of having committed a crime against my
country or against society than feel that
they are guilty when they ask the negro
population to become the governing race in
the State of louisiana"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-05
BRIGHT BITS.

THE first thing needed in candidate for pub.
lie office is availability and then the next thing
Is veil o charity-Duttth Photographer.
If stolen jokes could go to heaven when they
uled what an accusing throng would meet at
the Gate Beautiful when the shade of a religious
periodical appeared!-LGe.
MINNIE-Papa what is Volapuk?
Papa-Why. it's the universal language.
Minnie-But who speaks 1t?
Papa-Nobody. BughGmtOn Republican.
HE-I hear that our mutual friend, Miss Ell
derby, has married a corn doctor
She-Yes, she has succeeded at last in getting
man at her feet How romantic she is
M0ckiHg Bird.
KING SoLomoN's WISDOM was all right as far as
it went, but the trouble is he didn't live long
enough to decide anything worth arguing over.
This day and age would prove u stumper for
him.-Detrott Free Press.
THE annual report of the City Marshal SAYS:
1T has been our painful duty to lose by death
two of our officers during the last year" The
department ought to be relieved from such a
duty immediately.-W Worcester Spy.
do you believe there is any such thing as
luck?" asked young man of an old bachelor.
Il do I've had proof of it."
In hat wayI'
81 was refused by five girls when was a
young man. "-Merchd ant Traueler.
Two RIcHMoNDs in the Field.-Starvely-I
didn't sec you at McGlynn's lecture last night.
buIIinS-NO, We started a little society OF
my own-poker club, you know; rake in the
ante, and the other felowstake the poverty
Life.
ENTHUSIASTIC Bonapartist-Eet ees coming,
eet ees coming, the papers of m'chere Paree al
ready call him 'Boulanger l."
Level-headeG American Historians will refer
to him. not as Boulanger l., but as one Boulan-
ger.-OmGha World
SUNDAY DIvERsIoN.-Curate - Good-by.
must 20 in now I've got to prepare my ser.
about
Layman-Oh, about ten minutes, ard then
come over to lunch.-Pltnch.
SHE-Do you love me, darling?
He-What in bazes do you want to interrupt
| me for when am just adding up column OF
tgures2 OF course l love you! COnfound il
all! Now I've got to add that whole column up
| over again. SomerUiue Journal
'You must wake and call me early. cali me
early, mother dear, for I'm to be Queen Of the
May, mother-I'm to Queen of the May"
We'll, my dear" replied the mother, drop
| ping easily into prose- but on no account
| leave OF your red fiannels. Puck.
| FIRST FATHER tell you it's q shame Nv
| boy goes to school and knows all about the
| Revolutionary war and the campaign against
| the Indians, the French and what not, to say
nothing of the Mexican war, but not one word
| do the school books teach about our great Civil
war. not one word.
Second Father-NIy boy Knows the Civil wal
| from Bull Run to the fall of Richmond
| SCHOOL,"
mo Whenever there is to be an election
| send him TO oil the Republican mass meetings y
| Omaha World.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-05
Married in Spite of Themselves.
From the CHICAGO Tribune.

Some years ago, when free-love notions were
running around loose In New England Boston
man and woman who had imbibed of those doc.
trines until they affected to dispise all the com
mon conventionalities of life came to the con
clusion that they would live together without
going through the ceremony of marriage They
had both moved in good society and made no
secret of their intention. In fact, they an
uounced 1t to every one they met. Staid old
Boston's ariStocracy was shaken to the depths.
The man prevailed upon to
give a dinner party, to which were invited
prominent society people, including the Gov
ernor of the State. When dessert was put upon
the table the talk became general, and soon
turned upon the perverse couple The man and
woman answered every question put to them
with the most perfect equanimity. Finally the
Governor took hand in the conversation. After
asking few questions, and commenting on the
answers thereto, in calm, judicial manner he
turned to the man and asked: DO you Mr.
-, intend to love and cherish this woman as
your wife, for good or evil for better or worseY'
Yes, sir, answered the man calmly.
"And do you, madame, intend to obey this
man as your husband, for better or worse for
good or evil2'
Il do sir, f" answered the woman politely
Then by the power vested in me as Governor
of this Commonwealth, l declare you to be
man and wife"
And thus the plans of the couple were frus-
trated for which they afterward declared they
were heartily thankful. They are now old and
respected residents of Chicago