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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
Foot Ball POSTPONED.

The game Of foot ball that was to have
nStn place last Saturday between the
Geams Of 81. Johns College and Johns
hopkins University was postponed on
account Of the rain storm. The game viii
oe played on Wednesday afternoon at 3
oeock L NJ. en- the grounds in the rear
ol Mcdowell Han.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
Personal Mention.

Misses Laura, Mary and Maggie Van.
SAINT have been spending a few days with
relatives in Baltimore
Mr.. T. Ross Payne, of ST. Johns Col.
rge. was called to Baltimore on Thurs
day BY the illness of his sister, one OF the
Students Of the Normal School
The Rev Edward Huber, Of Baltimore,
preached at the German Lutheran
Church, tn this city, last night. On next
sabbath the reformation services will be
held at this church
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
BuckIen's Arnica saIvc.

The best salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, letter. Chapped Hands, Chiiblains.
Corns and all Skin Eruptions. aud posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by j. Walter Hodges s. Co.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
Historical Society.

The regular monthly meeting of the
Anne Arundel Historical Saciety will take
place tonight sn the consultation room
Of the Court of Appeals. The Rev. It. G.
Gambrall, of st. James Parish, West
River will read paper.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
LOCAL News.
THE WEATHER. TO-DAY.

WASHINGTON, Oct, 26, p. M =
For The District of Columbia, Maryland
Delaware and Virginia, fair; cooler;
northwesterly backing to southwesterly
winds,
Thermometer at The CAPITAL office
al noon to-day stood 60
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29

The Maryland Bed Spring Company,
are Offering TO the public q superior
Spring Bed. 1t can be folded when
moving or shipping, thereby saving
freight. and can he changed from one bed
to another, taken apart and cleaned and
put together in five minutes Ii is per-
fectly noiseless They only ask fair
trial Send postal for trial order. Every
bed warranted for gears. Sold on t1s
Instailment Plan when desired. Addre4s
rs Maryland Ave. Annapolis. Nd. sO
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
Chesapeake House.
Chas. Boldt Proprietor, Main Street,
Annapolis, Md.

Steamed Oysters in Season. The only
place in the City where Steamed Oysters
are to be had. Mr.. Boldt has put in a
new steam bailer and heats the entire
house with steam, including all Bedrooms.
IF you want Steamed Oysters give
him call, o26tf
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
,,,soF ADVERTISING.

.-,b arst insertion, $l.OO; suisse
ore lho melons. so cents. Liberal rates made
sae1l in't, a'iyrrtising by .he month or year.
~ ihot,ons OF square will constitute fnli
ssusre. o,pouucement OF marriages and
0rlid5aLye bgt obituary notices will be charg-
teaias ooe.half the usual rates of advertls-
NJ ,,ot ICES and political or special COM
81 LD.s,iaGs. cents per line.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

Z Small DWELLINGS in the village of
Eastport, very cheap.
Special bargains in five dwellings in
Annapolis. Terms to suit purchasers.
500 TOWN LOTS in beautiful villages
along the A. & b. Short Line r. II.
100 Farm Properties finely located upon
and near to salt water.
Send stamp for catalogue and price list;
or 90 cents for map and catalogue
MELVIN 81 MANCHA.
o13 Annapolis. Nd.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
The Barren Trees.

Nearly every tree you see along the
side of our streets is nearly or quite bar
rem of the green foliage that adorned its
boughs only few short weeks ago, and
the pavement and cutters of our streets
tell the sad tale of decay. II Is melau-
choly season yet one Of beauty and deep
thought, and no man of intelligence can
go into the forest without feeling a deep
sense of the beauties and wonders of ma
ture; aud we are not surprised when the
poet wrote the beautiful lines THE
melancholy days have come. the saddest
of the year." for there is no season that
reminds man so much of bis own decay
ing nature. 1t is seldom that the trees
shed their foliage so rapidly and early as
they have this fall. 1t is said, by some
weather-wise prophets TO be indicative of
aDs early and prolonged winter and an
early spring. In fact it has been a year
Of unusual early maturity of all crops.
The fruit season was suddenly cut of by
the incessant rains; the vegetable crop has
matured several weeks earlier than usual;
the nut crop was never known to be so
early over with. and in fact everything in
! the vegetable kingdom has been brought
to sudden maturity. The forests are as
bare of foliage almost as in bleak Decem.
Der. ard we are only in the midst OF the
second autumn month.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
TIME TABLES.
,,napolis. W. * IL. RAILROAD.
.-.,no,i, 4 baltimore short Limo r.. r..

., aetcr Sunday, June 18th 1883, pas
On a ,r,iJs Will lea &c Annapolis, as follows
..S,potJs. ARRIVE IN BALTIMORE
LEAVE iOa N. Arrive at 49, so a. IN.
l03O III. H,0O a. H'
4lJ p, IN. 90 p III,
..,.tTrMoRE. ARRIvEIN ANNAPOLIS.
lave at .....s.jna. III, Arrive aI".''g'aV a. m'
200 IN. 5.lU p. IN,
go y. III. is0O y. III.
toaye Bal more 9,l5 Q. IN. Arrive Round
ny i.aye itouud bay $50 p. m, Arrive Balti-
mgF,rcIgbt leaves Baltimore at $50 am.
Annapolis at $40 p. IN.
SUNDAY TRAINS;
t.sve Annapolis at 30 a. III. and 4. 10 p. m.-
Pouud Bay 80 q. IN
Leave Baltimore at 9.15 a. m, 2.09 p. m. and
gu p, IN.
grelghts received and dispatched daily, at
G. NJ. LEILICH, Gen1. Manager.
ALBERT WEIGH, Genl. Agt.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
The Rarest OF Combinatious.

True delicacy of flavor with true eff
cacy of action has been attained in the
famous California liquid fruit remedy
Syrup of Figs. lis pleasant taste and bens-
fetal effects have rendered it Immensely
popular. 1t clcanses the System, cures
Costiveness. etc. For sale by J. w. Hold
ges 81 Co.. City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29

Ayers Sarsaparilla acts directly and
promptly, purifying and enriching the
blood, improving the appetite, strength
ening the nerves. aud invig0rating the
system. It i, therefore, IN the truest
sense, an alternative medicine. Every in
valid should give II trial.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
STEAMED OYSTERS.

at the Chesapeake House, all hours, from
~ A. M. to IL +. Nj. Oysters in every style
every day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
FOR SALE OR RENT.

The large and handsome THREE STORY
BRICK DWELLING. owned by Mr. T. n.
Richardson on Charles Street. Apply TO
c2pIw JULIAN BREWER. Agent,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
STEAMED OYSTERS.

Il AZ chesapeake House, an hours. from
tie eTs - ~ y. ~. Oysters in every
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
FOB RENr-

The DAIRY FARM, occupied by Mr. Beard
more at Horn Point, or Eastport, Possessio a
given August, 1859. Apply to
O2otf. JULIAN BREWER. Agent
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
STEAMED OYSTERS.

at the Chesapeake House, ala hours, from
IL A. Nj. to I2 Il. NJ. Oysters in every
style every day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29

Why is a doctor never seasick He is
used TO see sickness
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29

Why does an old maid wear mittens ?
To keep of the chaps.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29

What is waist of time Tho middle
of an hour-glass
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-29
Vansant's
HIRING AND LIVERY
STABLES,
West street, Opp. Depot.

GINGLE, Double Teams and Saddle
. Horses to Hire, by the Hour, Day or
Week Open and Close Carriages. Single
and Double Phetons. Jaggers, Top and
No-Top Buggies, all at reasonable rates
Fine Carrias es for visiting and pleasure.
Drivers in livery If desired Pony Pba-
tons, with quiet and gentle Horses suitable
for ladies and children. Special rates
made with families Particular atten-
tion to Horses on Livery. Baggage called
for and delivered to all parts of the city
at reasonable rates.
eT Funerals attended to al short notice.
All orders promptly attended to.
JAS. II. VANSANT, Proprietor.
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VESSELS ON TIE WAP.

Andes. Br bk S3I Newcastle A
Brenhilas. Br sp, 1921, Newcastle.
Famenoth, Br bk $50, Maryborough.
vanduara. Br sp 2OI2NSw
Scottish Bard. Br bk s16 Newcastle Aug l8
Rolus. Br SD 1910 NSw
Ariadne. b, bk 1867 S D
Archer. Br bk 765 Liverpool Aug 2s
q S Hubert. Am bk 1896 N Y Aug2
y > Bement, Am bk 1893 N Y Aug19
City OF Carlisle. Br bk S23 Liverpool
Uunscore, Br sp l0C0 Liverpool
Gartmore. Br bk les Liverpool Sept -
Childwall, Br SD 1856 F Oct II
Port Lonachan. Br bk l122 r j Sept q
Hadden Hal. Br So lac Newcastle
If f Watson. Br sp 1870 Maryport Septs
City of Canton. Br bS 500 Glasgow Oct 10
Martha Fisher. Br bk Sll Melbourne
Alexandra. Br sp 1852 Brisbane
British India, Br sp 1873 Grimsby Sept %
:; H Nicolai, Ger bk 1898 s P
Ruthwell, Br bk 1926 RI
Otterspool. Br SD 1873 Newcastle
Samoa. Br bk ll09 Liverpool Sept6
l.utterworth. Br pk ss7 Otago Octs
Fiery Gross, Br sp 1893 Maryport Oct %
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

A London paper attributes the
following hyperbole to a lecturer
speaking on the s'great FIRE of Lon
dom" alt is not too much to say,
gentlemen, that when the news of
that awful event became known,
the poles, north and south, leaped
from their sockets, and stared
aghast at the equator.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

DEGULAR MEETINGS, SECOND AND
HI fourth Tuesday evenings of each month
at TX o'clock.
s8 Persons desiring to have matters acted
upon by the Council, at any regular meet
ing must present the same to the Auditor
and Clerk, on or before the Friday evening
prior to the Tuesday on which the Council
holds its regular meeting.
TH0S. s. JEWETT,
Auditor and Clerk.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
PORT OF ASTORIA.
VESSELS IN THE RIVER.

Hesperides. Br sp 1888 San Pedro Oct6
BENZ. Sewell. Am sp 1862 Ny
John CANDLES, Br bk l027
Clan Mckenzie. Br SD 1867 D Novl
Lorton, Br bk 1860 Maryport May 26
Maxwell, Br sp 1900 + Oct 2s
Moresby. Br sp l2l7 Liverpool June 26
Varuna. Br bk 1911 Newcastle
Jerusalem, Nor bk 9O1 s p
Trongate. Br bk ea9 DOctls
Thunderbolt. Br bI', 1l9s.
Firth of Stronsa. Br bk 1l5s d Oct IL
j w Mari. Am SD 1926 n Y May3l
samarkand, Br bk ll0i OaIlao
Asset. br bk. 7Ss, Brislare.
Do1ford. Br bk es2 S P Oct Is
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

Sir Algernon Borthwick, owner
of the Morning Post, and one of
the ablest politicians and shrewd-
est business men in London, has
an income of 100000 a year,
chiefly from his paper, which has
become very profitable since he re-
duced its price to a penny.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
Seaside Lodge No. IL, A.O.U.W

Seaside Lodge No. IL. A. O.U. w
pEGULAR MEETINGS OF SEASIDE
in their Hall In Pythian Castle. on
Saturday evening of each week, at o'clock.
Members Of the order In good standing, and
visiting Brothers are invited to attend. Ii
brary will be open fifteen minutes before
and after each meeting. By order M. W.
W.B. ROSS. Rec.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

Scandinavian Benevolent Society.
DEGULAR MEETINGS OF THIS S0CIE-
Ii ty at their rooms in Pythian building
at eight O'Clock p. NJ. on the second ana
fourth Tuesdays of each month,
AUG. .DANIELSON, Secretary.
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HOW noCToRs CONQUER DEATH.

Doctor Waiter K. Hammond says" :"Af-
deaths from, coughs. pneumonia and
consumption. might be avoided if Aek-
er's English Cough Remedy were only
carefully used In time" This wonder
ful Remedy is sold under a positive
guarantee by J.W. Conn, Druggist.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
Select Knights of A. o. q. w.

DEGULAR MEETING OF NORTH
IL western Legion No. 2, will be held at
their headquarters in Pythian Castle on 2nd
and 4th Thursdays OF each month at p. M.
and visiting comrades are invited to attend,
Drill each month.
By order os commander.
III. A. SsiiIH, Rec.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

William II has no fixed salary
as emperor of Germany, but there
is about 100000 that he can use
if necessary. As king of Prussia,
however, he has a civil list amount
ing to S3,550,000.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
The French mint will soon

The French mint will seon re-
place the copper sous with nickels.
Singuiariy enough the 5 and TO-
eentime pieces will be perforated
in the center, after the manner OF
Chinese coins. This enables them
TO be strung and counted or han.
died with great ease.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

. The London Spectator points
out that the best ground for hope
of the safety of H. NJ. Stanley is
the fac, that his death would have
made SO great a stir throughout all
east Africa that we should have
been almost certain to hear Of it.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

Queen Victoria intends u place
an equestrian statue of the late
emperor Frederick in Windsor
Great Park, in close proximity to
the statue Of the Prince Consort,
which has been purchased out of
the 'women's Jubilee Offering.
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.:No.0.nle|.N''eesd NJ
Remain
AD!)yspeptiic. ]!

"I have been suffering
for over two years with
Dyspepsia. For the last
year | could not take a drink
of cold water nor eat any
meat without vomiting itup.
My life, was a misery. l had
had recommended Simmons
Liver Regulator, of which
I am now taking the. second ;
bottle, and the fact: IS that
words cannot express the
relief I feel. My appetite
is very. good, and digest
everything thoroughly l
sleep well now, and fused to
be very restless. I am flesh
ing up hass;; good dz,strong
food and Simmons Liver
Regulator have done it all.
Iwrite this in hopes Of bene-
fitting some one who has
suffered as ibid, and would
take oath to these state
ments if desired"
E. S. BALLou. Syracuse. Nea,
H. zfAiE q co, Philadelphia,
Price. SI:00, =
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Astor Lodge No. g, Z. Of P.
DEGULAR MEETINGS EVERY WE'D
IL nesday evening at 80 P. NJ. at PythIan
Castle. Soiourning knights in good stand
ing cordially invited TO attend.
By order c. c.
He. NELSON,
X of r. and 5.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
MIDDLE.AGED MEN

There are many at the age Of 80 to 60 who
are troubled with too frequent excavations Of
smarting or burning sensation and weaken
ing Of the system in manner the patient can
not account for. On examining the urinary
deposits, ropy sediment will often be found,
and sometimes small: particles Of albumen
whitish hue, again changing to dark, torpid
appearance. There are many men who die Of
this difficulty, ignorant of the cause, which Is
the second stage Of seminal weakness. DIR.
SPlNNEY will Guarantee n Perfect
Cure in such cases, and q healthy restora-
tion of the genito-urinary organs.
NJ, only.
Consultation free Examination, 500.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

Le Riehau's Golden Dalsam 10. /
Cures Cha3eres, first and second Sage;
Sores en- the Legs and Body; Sore Ea-s
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper-colored BIotches.
Syphilitic Catarrh. diseased Scalp, and All
primary forms Of the disease known IS
Syphilis. Price, So 90 per Bottle,
Ls Richau's Golden Balsam No,a
Cures-Tertiary. Mercurial Syphilitic Rheu.
matism, Pains in the Bones, Pains in the
Head, back OF the Neck, liberated Sore
Throat, Syphilitic Rash, Lumps and con.
tracted Cords. Stiffness Of the Limbs, aud
erndicates all disease from the system,
whether caused by indiscretion or abuse
OF Mercury, leaving the blood pure and
healthy. Price IS co per Fottle.
Le Rtchau's Golden SEanfsh Anti.
dote for the cure Of Gonorrhpa Gleet,
Irritation Gravel, and all Urinary or Geni,
tai disarrangements. Price 50 90 per
Bottle.
Le Riehau'. Golden Spanish In
lection, for severe cases OF Gonorrhea,
lnaammatory elect. Strictures sc. Price
81 80 per Bottle.
LIE Ktchau's Golden Ointment
for the enectiv, healing OF Syphilitic Sores.
and eruptions. Price 81 co PER Box
Le Rtchau's Golden Phi s--Ncrva
and Brain treatment; loss Of physical pow.
or, excess or oyer-work, Prostration, esc.
Price 50 90 per Boz.
Tonic md Nervine,
Sent everywhere, C. O. D., -rscilrs,y paeks.
per express.
c. Y. RICHARDS g. co. Agents,
i27 q a29 Sansome street, Corner Clay,
San Francisco, Cal.
CrRCTTr.AR MATTED FREE.
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Ocean Encampment. No. ID, 1. o. OF.
QEGULAR MEETINGS OF OCEAN EN-
10 campment No. 13. l. o. o. f., at the
Lodge, In the Odd Fellows Building, at
seven 2 NJ, on the second and fourth
Mondays OF each month, Sojourning breth-
ren cordially invited.
By order C.P.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11

With Elijah as private secretary,
the tribes of Benjamin and Levi
should do well. .ABaltimaore Amer
icup.
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SOCIETY MEETINGS,
Temple Lodge. No. 7AFA.M.

iSnple Lodge, NO. q. r. a. NJ.
REGULAR COMMUNICATIONS q
AZ first and third Tuesdays in each Ny
month, at N O'Clock, P. M, at the/N
Hall in Astoria. Members of the order in
good standing are invited to attend.
By order of the VIM.
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Company h, o. N. G.

DEGULAR DRILLS EVERY WEDNES-
II day evening. s. Regular meetings first
Wednesday OF each month at 8 p. NJ
a. 4. SHAW.
Commander.
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to castoria,
When she had Children, shs gavethen cas.oris
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Astoria Building & Loan Association
FNHE REGULAR MEETINGS OF 1lilS
Il Association are held at s T. NJ, on the
first Wednesday of each month. Office OH
Genevleve street, south of Chenamus.
w. l.. ROBB,
Secretary
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-12-11
ASTOisIAN DIRECTORY.
STATE OFFICERS.

United States Senators ....... 4 T. II miteheu
Representatives. in Congress- -Binger Hermann
Governor. IcnnOyer
Governors secretary y...............h : a. Munle!
Secretary of State........"......G.W ": McBr'de
Assistant secretary T. OILtnef
State treasurer. W: Mepo
Sup't Public InStructiOn-.-.....E. u. McElroy
Slate Frlnter =. Eaher
Clerk School Land Board......Nap leon Davis
Sup't Insane Asylum. Harry Lane
Sup't Peuitentiary ...............::...Robt. Glow
W. 7: Lord
Judges Supreme Court ....... W. w. Thayer
r. S. Strahan
Judges Circuit Court-Flrst District-L. b.
Webster. Second-R. S. Bean. Third-R.
P. Boise. Fourth-Departmen E. ID. shat
tuck department 2, L. b. Stearns. Fitth-F.
j. Taylor. SiXth-L. lSom and G. w. Walker.
SEVENTH. Ii. Bird.
Railroad Commiss.oners-J. II. Slater, OF
LaGrande; Geo. Waggoner, of Corvallis :;
and j. X. n. Bell, OF Roseburg, chief clerk.
Health Oficer. DIR q. B. Estes
COUNTY OFFICERS.
County Judge II. Page
County Commissioners -.... F. W. smith, smith. =
Clerk k...................... j. Trenchard
Y. Delhenl
JOS SlDuOlt
Superintendent OF Schools......C. w. Shlveiy
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The hours between midnight and noon are
designated by a "a. NJ, those between noon
and midnight by p (P. NJ. oh. 0OIn.d denotes
midnight, Oh. 0Gm. p denotes noon.
Tne height is reckoned from the level OF
average lower low waters to which the sound
ings are oiyen on the Coast SURVEY charts.
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DIR. SPINNEY

6 CO.'S
NORTHWESTERN DISPENSARY,
ls3 First St., corner Yamhill, Portland.
All Chronic, Nervous and Private Diseases
of Men and Women
successfully Treated.
Such "a Lost Manhood, Nervous and Physical
Debility, Exhausted Vitality. Seminal Weak
ness. SpermatorrhRa; Prostatorrh9a, Impo
of the Kidneys, Liver, Lungs Heart, and
Stomach Premature Decline, WEAKNESS
IN WOMEN, and all Functional Derange-
ments that result from youthful follies or ex-
cess in later years
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young Men

youthful folIies or indiscretIon will do well TO
avail themselves of this, the greatest boon
ever laid at the altar of suffering humanity.
DR.. SPINNEY Will Guarantee To
Forfeit $500 for every case Of Seminal
character which he undertakes and fails 10
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-03-31
A Romantic Maiden's Mistake.

She was very romantic. Her father
was millionaire, whose life had been de-
voted to sausage raising. He was very
practical naturally, but all the poetry Of
her family was right in her. She was be-
loved by another millionsire's son, but she
had been reading romauces and stuff, and
when he proposed to her she declared he
must do something poetical for her.
Dearest, what can ! dof'
Become poor artist"
II couldn't be any other kind Of an art
ist.n
"I mean you must pretend TO be poor
artist. Pa does not know you. You
must come and make love to me and /
Will fall in love with you Pa will object
and make g row. We viii elope and get
married, and when it's all over Wen tell
him, and il will be delightful
And SO he became poor artist and took
q poor studio ami daubed on canvases and
pretended TO paint pictures. And there
was another nillionaire's daughter got 70
coming TO his studio and sitting for her
picture. In those delightful little tete-a-
tetes he forgot I'll about the romantic
maiden, ana when the romantic mai6en
came one night in peasant costume as
sweet surprise TO run away with him she
found he was married to the othe girl and
mad gone OF on mis- honeymoon She
thinks that rorlonces are all lies now. and
that nothing happens in real life as it hap
pens in books She's about right.-San
Francisco Chrnnicle "Enoerrones."