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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
WEAK AND NERVOUS WOMEN.
Row Strength of Nerves and Health OF
BODY MAY Easily he Obtained.

Row Strength of Nerves and Health Oh
Body May Easily be Obtained.
Women are great sufferers from nervous
ness, weakness, nervous prostration and ex-
haustiOn They droop and languish under
household cares and work which never ends
They retire tired and wake tired and unre-
treshed; they are worn out and exhausted IN
nerve and vital power. and have no strength
or energy
Fortunately-and it would almost seem
dispensation of divine Providence to over
worked humanity-there are medicines
which restore lost nerve forces, rebuild the
weakened system and re-establish health,
strength and energy These medicines,
which are purely vegetable, have been COM
bined into wonderful remedy known as
DIR. Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonic. which Is
kept by all druggists at 81 per bottle. inns
truly wonderful remedy is without doubt
the greatest discovery of the century, and IS
the best strengthening and invigorating rem
edy ever known.
For nervous and physical exhaustion,
weak, tired, and languid feelings with no
power or ambition for exertion 1T is
sovereign remedy and absolute certain cure.
In cases of sleeplessness and nervous lrr1ta-
bility its use will be followed by calm re-
pose and natural, refreshing sleep. For
nervousness, nervous debility, exhausted
vitality, dependency and depression OF the
mind 1t is perfect specific. For malaria,
neuralgia, rheumatism, paralysis, numb
ness trembling and insanity it is the only
positive and recognized remedy. 1t never
fails to cure nervous and sick headache,
weakness and pain i'll the back or side,
palpitation of the heart, apoplexy, epileptic
fits hysteria, st. Vitus's dance, dyspepsia,
indigestion, loss of appel te constipation,
biliousness, kidney and liver diseases.
Other medicines may be offered by drug
LTD Il - l., Id 80
certainties when by the use of this wonder
ful remedy you can certainly be cured
Should your druggist not have DR.. Greene's
Nervura Nerve Tonic he will get it for you
if you insist upon having it. DIR. Greene, its
discoverer, is the great specialist in the cure
of nervous and chronic diseases, and he
may be consulted by those using this rene
dy, or by any sufferer from disease, free Of
charge, at his office, 35 West 18th ST., New
York personally or hV letter
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Oyer-Nicety.

Certain circles in Scotland have been
more or less exercised of late about the
words of Burns well-known song, ''The
dei's ava VII tn exciseman" For the
unfortunate exciseman himself no pity
is pretended. Officials of this class are
not popular in Scotland, and the tbothy''
discovered doubtless deserved all he
got. But it is the name, which should
never be mentioned to ears polite, to
which exception is taken, and demand
has been made for an expurgated edition
of the song, In which the 'deil" should
be replaced by, say, the police, or some
other harmless individual of unexcep-
tionable moral character. The com
plant has aroused the wrath of Prof.
Blackie, who is sorry TO observe that
some people are 80 destitute of the
Scottish virtue of humor'' as to call
Burns comic song about the exciseman
'blasphemous." Such language" Prof.
Blackie declares, "tends to make relig-
ion ridiculous, and Scotchmen con
temptible" Furthermore-"As for per-
sons in fashionable society who despise
their native Scottish songs, and prefer to
soak their weak stomachs with the SEN
timental syllabus Of the London
market, one can only pity them, and
pray for their conversion to better
mind %
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
The Dog Washing Profession.
From 8 New York Letter.


There are all sorts Of ways Of earning
a living in big city. One Of the most
recent that has come to my notice is that
u dog washing. There is Frenchman
mere who makes a com fortabIe income
by washing dogs. He has a graded scale
OF prices and is as busy as he can be all
day long. For large dogs, st. Demands,
mastiffs, and Newfoundlands, he gets 81
tor each washing; for settlers and collies
and dogs OF that size, IS cents; and for
pugs and other toy dogs, 90 cents. He
has his own towles, combs and brushes,
but the owners OF the dogs supply the
soap. AS most dog soaps are expensive,
and as 1t takes nearly a cake to wash a
St Bernard, this is wise arrangement.
He also makes a speciality of destroying
heas on dogs, but Tor this he asks a spe
clal price, as it is tedious job, for he
catches them flea by flea, and, as every
one knows, this is no mean task. A few
years aAo people not only did no. keep
dogs to the extent they do INV, but
they'd not take the same care Of them,
and there we're very few who would
have spent 30 cents or 81 Il week for
dog washing. Now there are any num-
Der who are very glad to get it done for
the price. In the eyes CT Il dog-lover
there is nothing more melancholy than
an uncared-for dog.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Her Cloak.
From the San Francisco Chronicle.

From the San francisco hron1cle.
It's all very we'll to 90 on discovering
new tricks in electricity, and new laws
in political economy, and new cures for
dyspepsia and things like that, but
science has to turn its attention to find
ing out some new kind of patent which
will enable woman to tel when she
has her hat fixed TO her hair or her
cloak fixed to her figure. It's a good
thing women are not absent minded
about dress, or many of them would go
home looking like guys. 1t was III a
fashionable restaurant last week. A
lady was sitting eating lunch, and the
place was full. Suddenly there was a
commotion The waiter came up. The
lady was looking under her chair and
the table, and at all the hats and cloaks
hanging up. She had lost something.
"Waiter, where is my cloak?"
''Your cloak, madam? do not
know"
Il took ny cloak off when l sat down.
1t has been stolen. | have been
robbed"
Everybody was attracted to the scene.
Every body looked up and down, all
over the house. No cloak! The lady
was in a rage Suddenly somebody hap
pened to catch hold Of something on the
back of her dress. 1t was her cloak and
it was tied around her waist, and hung
where she had carelessly thrown it off,
gracefully on her hustle. There's an
awful lot of human nature in very small
opico6oS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Somebody Has BIundered

Washington Cor. 81. Louis Globe Democrat.
Atty.-Gen. Boone, of Missouri, is a
serious-minded man. He rarely jokes.
He met Congressman Hatch at the cap
itol, and SAID to him:
Colonel, | see you've been made
chairman OF the committee on agricult-
ure again? 2"
= Yes,' said Mr.. Hatch. getting ready
to be congratulated.
"Well," said the attorney general,
slowly and soberly. there is something
about this committee business | don't
understand. You never farmed Il week
in your whole life, and yet here you are
chairman of the committee on agricult-
ure. And there's O'Neill, of st. Louis,
he's made chairman of the committee on
labor. Tony certain knowledge, O'Neill
hasn't done a days work in sixteen
years. / don't understand it,"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08


form have become trade mark, and the
good he has done is illustrated in the follow
ing marvellous instance: Jan. II, 1888,
George C.. Osgood & Co., druggists, Lowell,
Mass, wrote: 'Mr. Lewis Dennis No. 1876
Moody St., desires to recommend st. Jacobs
Oil to any afflicted with rheumatism, and
desires especially to say that Orrin Robinson,
of Granville, Mass, boy of II years, came
to his house IN the Summer Of 1881 walking
upon clutches, his left leg having been bent
at the knee for over two months and could
not be bent back. He could not walk upon
it, Mr.. Dennis had some st. Jacobs Oil in
the house and gave it to him to rub on his
knee. In six days he had no use for his
crutches and went home well without them,
and he has been we'll since st. Jacobs Oil cured
him" IN July, 1887, inquiry was made of the
Messrs. OsgOod to ascertain the condition OF
the little cripple, which brought the follow
ing response: Lowell, Mass. July 8, 1857
The poor cripple on crutches, Orrin Robin
son. cured by St Jacobs Oil in 1881, has re-
manned cured The young man has been
and is now at work every day at manual
labor. DR.. George C. Osgood, NJ. D." No
other remedy can make the same showing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Consumption Surely Cured.

To the Editor:-Please inform your read
ers that have a positive remedy for the
above named disease. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been per-
manently cured. / shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy FREE to any OF
your readers who have consumption if they
will send me their Express and 2. O. adj
dress. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c.. ISL. Pearl st. N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Worked All Night.
From the Buffalo Express.

There is woman living on the West
Side who has no more idea of time after
6 O'Clock in the evening than castaway
on the ocean who has lost all reckon
ing. She has been in the habit Of sit
ting up nights until light in window
opposite her own was eXtinguished.
One night last week someone happened
to be sick in the opposite house and the
light was left burning all night. The
watcher having some sewing to do
placed the machine in front Of her win
was morning until she heard the rumb-
ling Of the milk wagons on the street.
What the opinion of any pedestrian was
who happened to see a woman sewing
at a front window at or 3 O'Clock
in the morning can well be imagined.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
HaDDineSS.

The foundation of all happiness is health.
man with an imperfect digestion may be
cherubs, and yet be miserable if he be
troubled with dyspepsia, or any Of the dis
orders arising from imperfect digestion or a
sluggish liver. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pur-
gative Pellets are the safest and surest rene
dy for these morbid conditions. Being
purely vegetable, they are perfectly harm
leSS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
1u!h!::A !.
AILS
YOU?

Do you feel dull languid, low-spirited life
less and indescribably miserable, both phySi--
cally and mentally; experience sense OF
fullneSS or blOating after eating, or OF gone
ness, " or emptiness of stomach in the morn
ing, tongue coated, bitter or bad taste ia
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred eyesight, floating specks
before the eyes, nervous prOStratlOn or ex-
hauStiOn, irritabity of temper, hot ttuSheS,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
feet, drOwsinesS after meals, wakefulneSs, or
disturbed and undressing sleep, constant
indescribable feeling of dread or Of impend-
ing calamity?
If you have all, or any considerable number
OF these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common of American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become, the
greater the number and diversity Of symp-
Dr. Piercess Golden Medical Discovery
will subdue it, if taken according to direc-
tiOnS for (. reasonable length of time. II not
cured, complications multiply and COnsump-
ton of the Lungs, Skin Diseases, Heart Disease.
rheumatism. Kidney Disease, or other grave
Inaladies are quite liable to set in and, sooner
or later, induce fatal termination.
DIR. Piercess Golden Medical Dis
cOVery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ,
puritieS, from whatever cause arising. It is
equally efficaciOuS in acting upon the Kid
neyS, and other eXcretOry organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
an appetizing, restorative tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In maiarial districts,
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chls and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
For Ricketts,, Marasmus and Vast
ing Disorders of Children

JORDAN GILES, of Henderson, KY, was
in business at Paducah, KY, during the
war. One day man named Bell, who
was going South and didn't care to have
so much money in his posse ssion, called
and left $1,000 Tor Mr.. Giles to keep I'M
til his return. Mr.. Giles kept the mon
ey until last week. and then heard from
its owner, who is now In Los Angeles,
for the first time.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

A YOUNG man living at St. Adams, VT,
awoke the other morning to find his
mouth wide open and his jaw set in
such position that be could not close
it. 1t required the assistance of the
physician 10 get the refractory jaw into
Dlace again
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

''THEN let the moon usurp the rule of day,
And winking tapers show the sun his way;
For what my senses can perceive,
] need no revelation to believe"
Ladies suffering from any Of the weak
nesses or ailments peculiar to their sex, and
who will use DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton according to directions will experience
genuine reUeldtion in the benefit they will
receive. 1t is a positive cure for the most
complicated and obstinate cases of leucor-
rhea, excessive flowing, painful menstrual
ton, unnatural suppressions, prolapsus, or
falling of the womb, weak back, female
weakness" anteversion, retroversion, bear
ing-down sensations, chronic congestion,
inflammation and liberation of the womb,
inflammation, pain and tenderness in
ovaries, accompanied with internal heat"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

THE minister of mines in Victoria,
Australia, Mr.. Gillies, has calculated
that Australian gold to the value of GO,
610.713 was mined last year at the ex-
pense Of 1885, $50. The profit in gold
mining is as small as the profit i'll other
thinoS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Catarrh Gun ed.

A clergyman after years Of suffering
from that loathsome disease, Cata1rh, and
vainly trying every known remedy, at last
found a prescription which completely
cured and saved him from death. ANY suf-
terer from this dreadful disease sending q
self-addressed, stamped envelope to Prof ]
A. Lawrence, 212 East Ninth Street, New
York, will receive the recipe free Of charge
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

SIXTY lakes can be counted, it is said,
from the summit of Mount Whiteface in
the Adirondacks. Whiteface is over s.
600 feet high, and SO are the Mounts
Seward, Mcintyre and several others,
but the highest is Mount Marcy, which
rises 3 337 feet.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

CROUCH ON RATS" for rats, mice,
bugs. 15c.
cure. SOC.
CROUCH ON CORNS." Hard or soft
corns. 15c
trough ON TOOTHACHE" Instant
roliaf
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

CROUCH ON ITCH" Ointment cures
Skin Humors, Pimples, Flesh Worms Ring
Worms, letter, Salt Rheum, Frosted Feet,
Chilblains, Itch, Ivy Poison, BARRIERS Itch,
Scald Head, Eczema. soc. Druggists or
mail. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, n J.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

j. A. BRANNEN, Of Swainsboro, Ga,
has a cane of cypress wood which he
values highly because it was cut on the
spot where jefferson Davis was captured
by the Yankees, near Irwinsville, Ca,
i'm 1919
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

The THROAT BrOaOn's Bronchial TrO-
ches" act directly on the organs of the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect in all dis
orders of the throat.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

DID it rain ~ exclaimed the Western
man in the course Of thrilling recital Of
border life. Say, it raiued SO hard
that afternoon that the water stood
three feet on a slant roof Buffalo
Courier.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

JOHN THURsBY, of Orange City, Fla,
fell asleep in his boat while fishing.
When he awoke he was three miles up
the stream and the boat was being
towed by an immense catfish that
had taken the bait. The fish weighed
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to
wrinkles or ageing of the skin by using
LEAURELLE OIL. Preserves a youthful
plump, fresh condition of the features. A
transparent, alabaster skin. $1.0O Drug
gists or exp. E. S. Wells, Jersey City, n. j.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

WILLARD FILLMORE BROWN, of Lynn,
Mass, is healthy youngster one month
of age, and he weighs 10 ounces.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

A FEW weeks ago w. G. Pilkineton,
who lives in Nottoway County, Va six
ty-three miles from Richmond, went to
that city per railroad, via Petersburg,
bringing with him fine English setter
dog. Some days afrerward the dog dis
appeared, and Mr.. Pilkinton advertised
him as lost or stolen. On Monday he
received letter saying that the dog was
at home, and had been there several
DAVIS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Itching Piles.

Symptoms-Moisture; intense itching
and singing; most at night, worse by
form, which often bleed and ulcerate be-
coming very sore. Swaynes Ointment stops
the itching and bleeding, heals liberation,
and in many cases removes the tumors. 1t
is equally etficacious in curing all Skin Dis
eases. DIR. Swayne Il Son. Proprietors,
Philadelphia. Swaynes Ointment can be
obtained of druggists, or by mail for 30
cents
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

LYONS Patent Metallic Stiffeners prevent
boots and shoes from running over, ripping
III the seams or wearing uncyenly on the
heels
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

ROUGH ON PILES. Quick, complete
cure soc.
BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Rene
dy. 81.
WELLS HEALTH REVIEWER for weak
men.
WELLS HAIR BALSAM. If gray, grad
ually restores color elegant tonic dressing.
Soc
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

A SWEET potato. measuring four feet
and one inch in length and two inches
in diameter, and grown in J. C. Town
sends garden in East GAINESVILLE, was
exhibited in East GAINESVILLE, Ga, re-
Gently.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

THOUSANDS of cures follow the use of DR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 80 cents.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Tempering in Boiling Water.

1t has been stated that good temper
for cutting tools may be obtained by
plunging the tool, heated for hardening,
into boiling water, letting it remain
there until cold. The tool is to be ready
for work without further treatment. The
above sounds pretty well, and it will cost
nothing to try, even ifit prove failure.
For ricketts,, Marasmus and Vast
ing Disorders of Children,
SCOTS Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites is unequalled The
rapidity with which children gain flesh and
strength upon it is very wonderful Read
the following: 81 have used SCOTS Emul-
sion in cases of ricketts, and Marasmus OF
long standing, and have been more than
pleased with the results, as in every case
the improvement was marked. y. NJ.
MAIN, NJ D., New York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

from a common Blotch, or Eruption, to the
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, " Fever-sores."
Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying, and invigorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
its benign influence. Especially has it mani
tested its potency in curing letter, Eczema,
ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
white Swellings," Goitre, or Thick Neck
stamps for large Treatse With 0e colore ed
plates, on Skin Diseases or the same amount
for q Treatise ON ScrOfIIlnus Affections
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
HIS PHOTO.

The venerable bene.
factor Of mankind,
intent upon his good
works, is known as
we see him here.
His familiar face and
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
*cLIMATE and HEALTHY

The climate or this section Is unsurpassed by any
in the world, not excepting Italy Cool. bany
delightful breezes are constantly blowing between
goes above 80 ia Summer below 40 in the Winter.
No sunstrokcs occur liz Summer, and nights
delightfully."- cool This immediate neghborhoed is
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
Z / i q

pENQT0NC to Soldi and Heirs. L. EfNG.
= AAN oAOAN HAM, Atty. Wasli, gtn., D. c.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

HFOR THE BLOOD Is THE LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Piercess
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
a fair skin, buoyant spirits. vital
strength and bodily health will be esta blsheds
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08

}. 10, iS87.--We, the undersigned,
Florida, Is high, drys rolling pine !
. average pine lands OF FlorIdas ans
4; n. BuLLOCk, County CLERKS; j:
or OcaIa Banners r. W. HARRIS,
> ABSTRACT COMPANY; JAMES
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-02-08
mo- CHARGE FOR THE LAND,

1sIixaEs q = zsaizuiUs Marion County,
quality, and will compare favoraby with the
president Merchants National Bank, OcaIa
County Commissioner; y. Z. HARRIS, EdItoi
ger .. s., O. e. G. r. RS BAKER g. ADAMS