Great Falls tribune., 1888-10-10
PEMBERTON'S WIT.
GRAND DEMONSTRATIONS IN HELENA
---FLAMBEAUX AND FIRE
WORKS,
The Butte Orator Makes Some Telling
Hits---Major Maginnis Speaks
to the People of His For
."%aM - mer Home.

HELENA Oct a-The democratic de.
a-,a..o4:a MI Ill s.aassa 49,
lnons.ra1lon was . gfahu success NetA-
ing like 1t was ever seen in Helena.
There were 700 men ia line with fam
beanx transnarenc;es and torches The
aona.a, a.aalal,a n1ss 80 80
seneial asselAolage was immense IL null-
| Der. The fireworks were superb and ex-
cited general admiration.
Da1aga+a Too1a ana NJ poohar+on of
4, - - =
Du'.e eh'ereu ~ opera house ACCOM-
panied by Col. Broadwater and General
Turner. Speeches were made by Messrs
Moconno,l Tnrnar Iao ~ was,ooo
n 1Al' 1AA' 1oo "no " "4Ae0'
PEMBERToN TELLS A STORY.
Mr. pomhor+o, of R,t+o noaa q e+;r-
49,, 0',l
rihs speech 1uil OF why ILLUSIONS In
the course Of his address he said:
In regard to Mr.. Clark. know Mr..
CLARK bava known him for vo.rs
Nav ~ ~, Ino1v h;,o +oo Tha 3emo'
Gratis Gratis haya nom;natad [ tod hin hin for ~ con e orass
aud +ha+ ho ,n;ii .sat +hara GOO bont ~
sav;ng @ g. TAnn1ansSs e. md , lanahtar Sua1 Au' NJ
Garta1 when IL cnmas ont nf III III cam
nairn h;s ha.sk Nil S T. soro al, nnar. ~" -
w;I1 looL ,;ka On old cavuea +ha+ 9oro a
| ,o;nar Ia. ,oo,-ad ~, ~ Kootan"; NE ~
haoI III, n' r. ] naeIad - go ~ IL r;ho 81, 10
.as,n. g1sn ~" ,+;, 80 tai1 - 80 ,4 - W. ~
EnoH, 1nha+ nc hava dnno for Is.. +hasa al
,aws harat"fa"e ma,nad % ~ ~ ooo ti.,ao "a ~
again [laughterl ! told them time
and again the story OF IRE Doy IN Illinois,
and tell It again, because IT IS appllca-
PIE now. An old gentleman moved oul
from one OF me eastern STATES ana locateo
- Illinois: He mad nine Or ten beys and
amongst these boys was 1901 Laughter
by the name of Jason. Ihey were out
one day working aDost their helds, when
they found something that looked good
TO eat, something like greens or salad.
Ihe OLD man ana the boys looked at 1t
and examined II ana one asked the ques-
ton, wonder II that wouldn't De good to
eats It was something new TO them.
WI athar thev should tackle il or not and
hnally the OLD man said, Boys VIII tell
Son "aI h;o y amd uu y 70 Vac aaom .Ne en4 -
it don't xiii Jason then we viii all take
some Of it" [laughter]. We have been
boiling up tnese greens and been giving
'4aena .ne - pupioah - @ w. 'asons eve'y .mu
another Jason comes forward to take the
dose [loud laughter and applause].
u. re really IKE Mr. carter. mel nm ha the
sn nonld T saa s ] .he n;ct,,ro ~ % ~ dsona;r IN fhs
mas aues Lnar. p = l;asm coEysn- 4. W
I tlun was to meet soon, Carter, [ said. are
YOU going to take the nomination for con
gress? mo, sir" he answered lit was after
CLARK had been nominated and the repub-
as lcan chnalea.es hN were ho1 50 ,t sniek ~ e4e
won't have Il. am ooing to stick to nv
practice; can't afford to take the nomin-
alton: if / am elected to go to congress,
when get back will have to commence
at the foot and spell up" [laughter]. That
was sensible talk for That young man,
and he would have stuck to 1t if he hadn't
got some of those greens [loud applause
and laughterl I like Carter and s
-s.-ts4 : an - s'AAh GOV h'AA'
He has my utmost sympathy in this mat
ter and ! promise faithfully as friend
that on the 7th Of November will 20 to
his funeral and tha how shall have a de-
- -, . -., !. ' = - s.s1..' ~. 49, -, ~, ~
cen1 ipuilat..l lnauea'ei q "otu ltoi
about Mr.. Clark. He came to this terri
tory like great many Of us without any
.hinn soma of ,s aro IN +hat f. vat
rIi' p -, - - :, -
lLanghIer.J W hateVer Ae nas accoil
| plished, whatever he has made, ne ha'
made by hard work here in Montana
He is just such man as Montana need;
to represent her. You cannot fnd bet
ter man or an abler one than Mr.. Clark
and he will be elected. Applause.
Raforr;no 70 tho rh;caoo convantio,
Mr. femperton salo:
II reminds me OF story OF the SCI
Mnere ~ ~ ~ - dead 1 hv tbrow;nD then
overheard. There was a great, deal o
sickness on o9aia me eost vessel a ne pthi thi
tar5s e. Office to drag them of and bur,
them, that is throw them overheard. Ab
! oard this vessel was man who had tn
reputation OF being the
Al BIGGEST LIAR IN THE WORLD
a He was very SICK ana ABOUT 70 ale az. an
!ne lllsnnaan TN @ mas "" hnnu "a tU ha stnmb1a HE
on the he moor fellow. who was drunk an
sick. The Irishman commenced to dra
him over the deck. me man .[ PTotesf,e =,
. puI fa1 salu. you ,n"m usau' vo,,,r doad
and he kent dragging him to the deck t
! throw him overheard. On the way the
n met the captain, who inquired Wha. ~ N N
almcal.y was was nd :. ho as"e maS CONC @ tn thro,
:, @n a,,eshonrd Tho canta;n onsveref