Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-04-15
MAuDrE VS.. FANNIE.
Interesting Conversation OF Two Attractive
Young ssiesisd.es Who Spell Their Front
Names With an 3d."

Iptsrestine Conversation Of Two Attractive
Young saiesisd.es Who Spell Their Front
Names With an 3D."
AHas Dane In Detroit Free Prcs.
If you have any desire TO know wfas the
"saleslsdies" in most Of our dry goods
stores do on Sunday yon can crafty yeuf
curiosity By going shopping on MONDAY J.
about the time when the crowd Is grestest
and the services of the salesladies most
needed. tits then that they become most
communicative with each other and coidiy
and hauehtily Indifferent to the wants OF
purchasers. 1t it is then that Mis- Mauois
Bangs says to Miss Fannie Fiizs'eton:
II had a lovely time yesterday"
80 did l." responds Fanny, cheerily.
"You know Freddie Fopbrain, don't
your" -
'tOh, yes; nice little fellow, amt hap
"Just splendid! Well, be came aIourd
in the afternoon With the nobbiest turnout
and took me-no, we have no more zephyr
like tbst sample"
"a shade darker will do" you say, but
Miss Maudie calmly ignores your presence
until abe has said: =,
And We had a lovely time Drove all
over the city and had O pound OF cara.
mels and -no. we haven't o shade anything
mar like your sample"
She has made this discovery without
looking at your samples OF her zephyr,
and politely turning her back to you, pro-
ceeds: .,
"Tom Slack.came in in the evening and
Libbje Marsh and her fellow and-ob, Lib
bis's got g splendid fellow"
who is he?'
"Oi, | forgot his name, but he's ever
10 tony and has a lovely mus,ache, and-
40 we haven't Germantown In that
shade either. We Invent anything in that
shade"
This is said with a degree of asperity
calculated to serve as a rebuke and q NJ
proach to you for in!errupsing the CONVEX
s~ation, but you hold your ground and say:
81 think / see some Saxopy that will DO
that dark cardinal 10 ycur right"
"Oh, that? That isn't at all like yonr
sample, aud-what did you do yesterday,
Fannie?'
.'Oh, I slept until 10 o'cock aud then |
got up and went TO church because bad
my new olivs-green auit to wear. inu
haven't seen the hat yet, have yous Oh.
it's lovely! Prettiest suit l ever had and
it fits ME s~plendidly, and"
'Dtd you decide on plush or watersd
elk for the side pansls?"
'oa, l took the elk; it's all the rage
now and it looks lovely"
81 like the silk bes., for ibid you cay
you would taks q skein Of this?"
You have said so six times, but Miss
Maudie has not condescended to hear You.
Yes" you say decidedly, ~ will take
a skein OF this"
Cash! cash! casbv' shrieks the s.lts.
lady. Here, cash!-you didn't stay in
all afternoon with new suit?'
"Well, i should smile moi! / started
right after dinner and kept on the go until
10 last night, and I had a perfectly el'gaat
time. Went over 10 Sadie Kent's. aud,
while l was there, Jimmy Fresh and Bob
Callow came in. and Sadie and | mtde
them 90 ont aud get us a pound Of candy
apiece, apd-Nc, ma'aw; we are all out oil
Chenille Of that ,hade."
"Did you see MIS-. rc,te;?' asks Man lie,
ignoring the clsh girl, who has been wit
ing i've minutes Tor your bundle mud ctsh.
81 guess l did " says Fannie, with aihc'
rity. Frank Howard took me. You
know him? Don't you? Ga, he's o splen-
did fellow-he's head clerk at the rib5on
counter at Plush & Satin's. We saw her