New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-02
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yelslties and the Queens Printer
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b. an Agricultural Editor
would fee from the city's rule ard law.
From il fashion AID form lOOs,,
And 90 where the sira~heuy grows On it straw,
u., ana The sooi,ebely grow. On rs soose,,
A. She c.ogchcs for her prey
Tho gueless and unsusrec ting rat
On the rattan bush al play.
viii watch at case tle saffron COW
And her cowiet la their s.ec,
As they leap IN Joy from noush TO bougn
Where The musical psrtriIgS drums on his drum.
Ana Anf The ~9o4chge ; cha+s BIS wool n}oI
In the primitive solitude.
Oh. let me drink from the moss grown pump
ro Th @ Ta sn heT INK fr9@ ne 1 Panpn tree
From form and fashion free;
New SaheEcd i mash from the m9;hgoom vn'
With luscious pineapple from the pine
Such food the gods might eat
And then to the whewashed dairy III turn,
Where the daIymad Fastening HES,
Her rudy and golden rcd butter 10 chuIn
From the milk OF her butterflies:
And III rise al morn with the early bird,
70 the fragrant farm yard pass,
When the farmer turns his beautiful herd
-(sprngheld Onion
Professor Hauser of Germany, has recently mads
remarkable archaeological discovery in a remarkable
way lie noticed that field near Altenburg
varied In color and deca that the variation color
was due TO the existence of buried amphtheare, the
corn ripening more slowly the buried walls
An excavation proved that this audaclous theory
correct and large theatre was discovered from which
paved road leads to the camp Of Carnuntum, pre-
yously discovered by the Professor
At recent reception at the White House llt'ls
boy Of SIX walked boldly up To Mr. Cleveland and an
ington' d" Is that 50 ~ asked the President. "Wcl
that's pretty BIZ name for such itle fallow.' But
Mr. Cleveland should have remembered that the last
considerably
Paul Pioneer Press.
First Naturalization seem to be mad. What has
happenedl
Second Kentucklan-Mad, I've stood a great deal
in my time Been called Far. boss thief. darnci
ard whole string Of bad names and never turned
a word But when man lntmatcs that would de-
cline to take a drink with any lvn' mortal, he 10
liable to get his jaw cavcd in with "a
First Kentuckan-IIo.d on. thar, mister Pull tho
cob out of this jug and take snort.
second Kcntuckian-Thanls. l don't care cf do.
8lr. Ccveland's substitute in Lose will be General
Benjamin Harrison.
Agglc-LIow did George propose to your
Neilie-tIe rushed into The paror the day after We
had been introduced, MUS $4,000 worth OF bonds n
my lap. kissed me eagerly seventeen tines. and cried
-(Timc.
"What IS it that makes the rich man richer, and tho
poor man roorerl' shouted socialist the other
evening. The proper answer to This question would
have been monopoly and the waited for some
one to give IT, lie therefore very much disguised
when a newly -hcdsed member who had not been prop
eily posted got up ard yoll,d. Beer.'
No Hero Worth Cent Mickey-Dld Pizcn Jake,
the Count Of Bilgcwater I'm disguise carry der lovely
dorter of der tlapper ~ der pleccrpicce!
STUDY who Is reading dine noyeD-Naw, he len
Mickey cooking sick,~Ife did lie Was er good 'un.
he was ia e. smashed der two chiefs an dcrc fos
levers an took der lovely maiden I'm me arms an ear
1tan her m w a. dor nm dor hol
in der gutter, study must lie dis ere sunday school
guf.-trexas siftings.
"step up, ladies' and gentlemen,7 says S. The Los
Angeles Tribune 81" and inspect the wonderful NILS
machine, which is guaranteed to make every one rich,
healthy and happy Drop sovereign into the slos
and hear The automatic band play Rule Britannica
step up now, and avoid the rash: Doors close
promptly on November :, so don't dclay.'
TO wMTrCoMB RILEY.
James whitcomb Riley, tie famous poet, has be-
come for the present enthusiastic politician lilo
is working hard for the election Of benjamin iiarrisoa
us pen Is now busy with campaign songS'-lMorn"is
1t does me good, dear JIM t hear
That you hev wheeled IN line.
That in politics yer notions
I'm please all Ioosicis nightly,
Who love yer pens laaint charm,
From the pleasant Wabash bottoms
To the Poscy County Farm
les dno to sing OF bobcainhs
An nightingalcs IN tupc,
But election times Is SiIsing,
An We wants difi rent tune.
We've no time for Orphant Nnnle,'
An We don't take any stock
In the sight % " frosted pumhlns
With the fodder In the shock
There's better things { write about
Than "swimmm' holes and such
Though politics quito rarely,
II ever, poets touch,
But this year wcNo got a leader
That'n stir tho IIOOser blood,
An make old Grover Cleveland
Doclar his name IS Mud
Then strike a song for Uncle Zen,
An Levi Norton TOO,
Ihat'll raise the noise OF all IN boys
Who wore tho dear old blue,
An give us sOmcthn' stirfn,
Put iorrd yer best hlt,
An Wen sweep the state nom Eoganspo"
Acro,t 10 Terry Hut. ,,,, w.A