New-York tribune., 1888-04-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Saws a Grand st. tailor: any customers follow all
sorts of occuuations Two Of them pilots aboard
the missing Enchantress. That coat on the rack
there was made for green goods man. Alongside
OF It is clergymans suit, and that natty suit next
to it is for gambler
Al the BethoL-Cny Mssionary--Don,t you often
hear still small voice in the depths OF your behg,
telling you that something Is wrongs - -,
Unregenerate salor-C'ose does paison how'd
''S Missionary-Never mind. Do you know what that
voice is'
Mlssionary-Its conscienoei , .
Saior~If ketch hold of that liverpool fas1r that
charged me eleven shilllns fer telln me IL wor lh-
deestions, ri massacre him r-(Tid- BITS
Forest and Stream" is circulating petition pray
ing Congress to pass Senate Bill 2s3. and so to pro-
tect the Yellowstone National Park
Hard Times in New-York- York Dame
Mrs Klndheart In to-day to get you 10 suDScriOo
- Hfusband~fhank fortune | wasn't at home -,
can't afford to give anything TO SGpHan ''''
"The bidding at the church was SO spiFted, , toSa e
that had to shell out IS 900 or lose tha. front pew
Omaha World. ,,.,
The students of Western college recently deoa'ed
the question Is Gold Brass the Secret OF Poh'ca
success n The debate was declared draw ono
thing. however, is certan-in many parts Of the SCUM
lead in the form Of bullets has been tho secret Vi
political success for many years.
A
+bus !" Now children. | going TO take teNt out
~ tbe Rible | always find when preach that the
teX' or IS cnc n And The children all shouted
fes, sir; that's so" And those enjo{co oeiIgoaS
most who had heard the preacher
Herald.
Omaha expects to build corn palace next iaii
that Will be one Of the wonders OF the world.
,rborc T. q cat in one of the st. Louis hotels which
has a fondncss for ardent spirits, and pussy Is & woh
derng how she IS Sns benrae To- scr Conyenton next
Junc.-(DOSt IraLstHpI
NJ Gervas, a French authority, says there are men
canabe of bearing arms-in Germany, o,OOO,OOO, IN
France 45OO,OOO; I'm Austria Hungary, l,sOO,oOo; I;
IN UaIy. 100000: in England, 100000; in Russia
q 600 900: and IN an the other European states
ooo 600 That Gives total of 25OoO000. OF
that number 100000 are trained soldiers
A Carpet Bagger wanted;-ColoneI Kaintuck-out
Of a lob, eht How'd you like TO 90 to Kentucky
Omaha Youth--woudn mini
Well pack y1er srtSSEr rrassngSr s go Gown with me-
a fbl Don't some Of you want 1t ;"
40 treasury's empty. '-iOmaha World.
A largo number Of English railway companies FIRE
oucntly employ engineers and fremen for eish'e.h
hours and inward signal mcn are also frequently
employed for eighteen hcurs. II through the nes"'
cence of such sgnalmcn an accident should happen
the companies employing them ought to be held re-
sponsible.
The Rockaway Rod and Gun club contrib M TX
miles OF terrific ofy between Jamaica bay anu rh nc
ocean the land being posted according 10 as", ins'
land and that adjoining II is daily overrun py sunTro'
said to mainly from New-Iorh anu poUT1 ~, ra a.
tion from the south Not the slghies! ressrd Is pad
10 the aw-h gkhcdcrs, robins meanoNin@as, @ r sUHS
birds generally and small snipe are hiicd mere rNci
day and in the most open manner The pfli"lgs,, ,
day for this shooting Is sunday, when the woous % Gnu
destroy everything that has feathers This Is shame &
hl condition of things and the Long Island ssnio
nra,eetor ought 10 do what Is necessary the matter
Without delay The shopiaaela hluRx- ~ -@isgsVsS