New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-13
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"Bonfort's Wine and Spirit Circular Of this CIV
quotes the temperance paragraph OF the Encyclca
Letter of the Pan-Anglcan Conference, and adds TIA,
II agrees with the Conference We trust and believe,
II says that the hearty souls and bodies Of the Eng
fish churchmen at home and In America Will say amen
TO our conclusion, that the poor devils who canno,
keep sober without swearing OF arc very much %
be pitied.D
When Mayor Hewitt returned homo the other even
ing he appeared worried as I his mind was vres,lns
man sS of Es taRy anything had gone wrong Dur
ing the dav. he replied " Yes remarkable tbins
have not been snnbbed by nv parry. and I'm atr,s
all IS not rght."-(Nouistown Herald
When free-trade editor succeeds in getting five
lines of thought In a column editorial he feels that
he has done a good Job Of work
Al tell you my frend,7 exclaimed the gentleman
vehemently As ne unolded his napkin, that country
that toerates and encourages brutality Will never b
allowed to prosper Look at spain pain. Look At
but we have prize fighting cOck-hghting geonshOot
ing matches and in the fate Of those Countries
Qnterruption by wster)-What will you have,
BroI me live lobster. In the fate Of thoss
countries, my dear Sir we NAV see dns srory 1l ne
That earnest democratic paper, The Albany
Times,n is distressed about President Cleveands
praise OF his own Civil Service record There IS great
danger It declares that this may split George William
Curtis into two parties.
A curious fact revealed by mo phonograph IS thai
people generally do not know their own voices Tho
graph. and the wife will recognize the husbands bu,
neither win recognize their own speech This mus,
be mighty disappointing 10 the man who thinks him
self a silvery- ngued orator-tTroy Times.
An Englshman who has been travelling IN iris
country says that all the worship the golden calf,
and all the women worship the golden rod.
"Mr Plunkett- casually inquired the assistant
editor, sharpening his pencil, what position DO Vs
take on tbs fisheries business ,,,..., -. ...,
chief of the Missouri paper using the point o. as
scissors for 5 you Wa arneg "a
and II you have any space left write scorcher on
Rutherford b. Hayes, d him ."-(Chlcago Tribune
English papers never tire Of telling how foul and
abusive an American political campo On is. But in
the whole history of American politics there Is PROB
ably nothing so unspeakably brutal as the following
lines about Mr. Gladstone circulated in England By bis
political enemies
when the Grand Old Man goes to his doom
He will de in a fiery chariot,
And sit in state
On a red hot plato
'Twixt Satan and Judas lscar1ot
Says the Devil, MY place is quite fun, as you sess
But I'll try and do all that can
So III let Ananias and Judas 60 free,
And take in the Grand Old Man.
But the Devil soon found the whole thing sell.
For old GLADLY corrupted all people IN HE'LL
"The Printer Girl7 is the name of new paper %
be published at Topeka, Inc Pi"Sc'OA' ''fs
It will live long enough to be an old girl.
SPECIFICATIONS Mother" And you are in love
with the widow De Pink"
Son" Desperately
"she has six children
g 81. girls
and every one of those SIX girls viii soon Be- old
enough to practise two hours day each on the
pen" Great snakes didn't think Of that Thanks
thanlos. mother Saved! Saved Philadelphia
Record.
Something dropped in Maine, but IT wasn't th'
! Republican majority.
An exchange has article on How to %. te. ID
felt AS though we must tell it or bus. we should 60
out into twenty-acre lot and whisper e into "a
woodchuck's hole. And even then she would prooaoN
find out who did it-(Burington Free Press
Two wears ago A Democrat in an Oregon town ran
for soms local Office and received one vote In tho
last election he for the same office again aud re-
ccived two votes And now he goes around Dragging
OF the great Democratic tidal wave which increased
/ his vote 100 per cent.
To the long list of horrors Of 1857 another must
be added. A musical prodigy only sever S tsss
discovered in FLORIDA The yellow fever Is raging
in the same state.-(Norrstown Herald.
state Geologist Proctor Of Kentucky. that the
most valuable pearls I'm America are 20 be found IN
the limestone streams Of that state
At the Democratic Caucus Now what we want TO
do Is 10 nominate some clean man .
Him It's all very well 10 say that. but y We 90
the boys II swear he's a Republican and DOH &c
| ticketr-(Bo Transcript
The effort of the Democratic a. Times and POST
to kill of the most popular Democrat in the state IS
very funny.
We hear that Sam, Brenner. Gene Richards ara
lot OF other Yale graduate bascbalsts. who so
summcrlng at Nantucket got mp nine rce ti ~, 70
play native affair they had there and show ne grs
Of their crowd how easily cOuntrymen are oeseh
The score, after desperate battle. stood SIX 10 hve IN
favor of the natives. and not single member OF s
nine tarried TO escort his girl home.-W sterbury Amer
lean
! II NIGHT HAVE REEN