New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-03
THE TAX OF TIE DAY.


,s,rs yen by the President four years ago. when he
aid "TeIl the truth; and yet the President got
mad about H.
The Connecticut Republicans are having finn With
Mark Twain MARI yh9 was opRUser % ~ tar reorm
and the NILS bill in lass. AZ harforu ,ne 4'her
spoke Of the everlasting howl in the Republican pa
rers about the wages OF the aboring class In 1seo
Hartford, October go Of that year lie then predicted
that In the event Of the passage OF the Wood blil
the unsg htly mud the streets Of the North will slun-
bcr IN soothing sabbath calm restful TO the weary
foace 10 the eye and satisfaction to the foot-bos-
son Transcript
petition has been sent to the Boston Aldermen to
have sackviIle-st changed to CIeveand-ave.
"csn you tell me what the golden rule is'' asked
Yessm,' promptly replied the jewellers offspring
ats - grains make pennyweight. 20 penny weights
ounce, IL ounces 1 pound."-tJeweliers' weekly.
We are always ready to answer any questions which
may be asked us concerning political issues out when 1
writes to know whether reduction OF the wool
tariff will affect the price OF flannel cakes, he ex.
tibts leviv totally ont Of place in campaign OF
fnellect'-(Teuc Hautc Express.
Maiden lane jewcllcr recently received an order
from woman in Montana for the best welkn ring
he had In stock He replied that he didn't have any.
but that good stump speaker could make welkn
ring" for her short notice.
Titled Forcener--I have called SIR, to obtain your
permission to address your daughter -,.A INV
daughter on the susiectl
"Certainly not
Nor her mother!'
"No sir" -, -,
@well, would advise you to one or both Of
thcm first. II should put In my oar In case IKE
that, wouldn't have hair left'-fNew-Orieans
Times Democrat.
Says Pitcher. the Providence embezzler, now in
Montreal: "what if these Canadians do put me away
for bringing property into their country They
can't give me more five six at the most
That will soon pass and then VIII come out and i've
here In Montreal in style equal to that OF Emo or
any OF them. Many men have 10 work all their nves
IN accumulate one-haf of what ! have got and I'VE
or six wears imprisonment very little to go through
sor so much.s There may be more brazen rascals
than this man but II there VIC haven't heard OF
item.
GROWERS GwINE TO GO.
sing dis hallelujah song,
O. bress de Lawd, 1t won't be long,
, Grq S,1, gN aT down 20 80 in dc ruout.
Growers gwine 10 90;
Oars mou'nn' in de solid souf,
Kase Growers ewine to 60
Weep Dannl
Blow Thurnani
Growers gwine TO 60.
De woods am ringin' wild de shout,
Growers gwine 10 go;
We'll turn de free-trade rascals out,
Growers gwine to 60;
Yves gwine ter kill de fatted calf
D. e pe|! nav sTins feed ID e sD Ms's chat,
Growers gwine to co.
Skip, Bayayd
scoot Villas
Growers gwine to go.
lie went an loaded up his gun.
Blu, sacfvilie knew twas 1es in fun,
" dat gun Was loaded. sure enuf,
He'd want . SUBJ to fire it of.
Growers gwine to co.
Squeak German
Squeak Whitney
Squeal Higgins!
Growers gwne TO 30
o look to dc wes'. dar's Ginnr Ben,
Growers gwine to go9
He's rnarchin down wild millyun men,
While poln' hard wild de wind sbatt,
Growers gwine TO go;
20 Up salt River on raft,
Growers Cwine TO 90.
Bye, bye, Iarnum,
Ia. ia. Sackvlle,
Growers gwine to CO. -. 80 ~~o-,r,,,
Buffalo, Nov. l. 1S5o. W. ~ fOAirn-
ar,o cb.rlotte ~ c. Chronicle recommends
Charlotte TO the many Northern peop.e who Will not
make their usual winter trips TO Florida this season
Visitors who have been there say that IL Is iuiiy
deserving all The good things that have eSen saia
OF IT.
young gentleman having business at house r on
shown into the paror The servant informed him
that the lady would be down in moment me gen
tleman took seat and noticing " Inc banlmole
American lying on the piano was soon quietly pc.
rusng its columns. when suddenly. without waInns
other than M. remark: You darngW he found me
arms Of beautiful young lady around his neck ana
was almost Immediately Kissed SQuareY on the NOUN
before he could ANYTHING or recover from ms as
Punishment the lady. with burning face, had made a
most prcse apology and explained that she had mis-
taken him for her fame who was cApecied ~ ihr
CITY YESTERDAY. The young gentleman IS naturally OF
a retiring disposition. and swOOned away from the
shock Baltimore American
Says an English cynic: show me woman who
thinks she IS pretty. and VIII show you woman
who is a firtr This is a libel on the SEX We don't
believe thai all women are hlris.
Tefrzfr firr wishes 70 buy " Old pianos not less
;ba, 1870 wears Of age" piano $50 years old cannot
be heard next door when the windows are open, ana
tSe Ieinzfg firm n would appear wants TO Introduce
lie wcalt llmgci Instruments and earn a monument