Telegram-herald., 1888-05-27

the pig. The proper and economical use Of
grease is the very first thing a political
aspirant should study. IL is q science A
man, 10 disseminate this kind OF grease
properly, must be as void of poetry ard
sentiment as a ten dollar receipt for one
dollar and sixty cents worth of gas.
"Ths Office | held was intimately con
nected with the exercise OF the criminal
law. i was police magistrate. NV third
campaign opened with boom and Affairs
moved along smoothly until / struck nv
first man with grievance. This person
was good large person. | don Z mean TO
say that he was good. but | know that he
was large. He was the largest man OF his
size | ever saw. His voice was loud and
harsh. His arms were long and bad q most
disagreeable swing 10 them. In fact. his
voice was so loud. and came forth from the
huge csyerps il occupied in such strong and
windy gusts. and his arms swung back sad
forth so steadily that | could only compare
him 10 a mighty. self-operating windmill.
II am correctly informed. the fellow had
not many years before done this country
the honor OF preferring il 20 a certain land
of windmills, and believe his early life
was spent in a vain endeaFor to keep the
ocean out of bis bed by the sweat of his
brow and with the aid ofa shovel.
I'm a rash moment | had ordered the des-
truction OF a dog belonging ito my friend
with the grievances. There was no denying
H. The man approached me with the fatsl
order in bis hand and held it
up much as though IL had been
an exhibit in murder case. l
never saw anv signature look 30 large be
fore. / think / bad never made the ac-
quaintance Of the dead dog. bat II he was
half as large aud half as ugly as that sigma.
tnre looked 10 me then, the State troops
ought 10 have been called out 10 insure Dis
destruction. ] tried TO explain that the
death of the dog. it having bitten a man
senously, was quite the proper thing. both
officially and personally. ] think ! even
went so far as to reason that II the facts and
the law bad been reversed, some one would
have slain Just the same. That a. that II
the dog had come 10 me with q pitifui tale
OF abuse at the teeth Of tue nan. il vosld
have been my duty TO have issued an order
for the destruction Of the man. Iexplained
thai il the dog had even pat on pair OF
brsss knuckles and tapped the man in the
nose IL would have been nv duty 10 have
put him on his defense for assault aud bal
terry.
But IL wouidn't work. The dog lay stili
nd cold out under the daisies somewhere,
and ais mourning master was resolved 70
Law me out still and cold s0msvb here under
q shower 81 ballots. lie wss bound TO 20
70 the polls and mourn bis dear departed
canine ia foreign tongue ! escaped
from the intervisv feeling that ! would
ike 20 20 svav s3nsvhsre and crswl
under . political poster, and then hsss
some strong Dsan tls az both 20 the nara
tive Of come aEelT COW and drive the COW
far away from h. hsBnfs Of men.
''of course. - last resort. mv friend ol
the grievances would have accepted green.
back pissier for ira wounded soul
underwood that bat he cane too high. Hs
said hs wanted % bay smother dog, b1t
couiGn'f afford. 81 that time. - cast rssec-
lions en al TIE dogs ia TIE country By pus-
| ting them IA composition with gilt edged
canine with fhe ssm the f. l8v named
Il sew him sewers times istsr on IN tbs
csBDsiga- II vas evident thst some ON.
! Rad been stalking him 70 TIE prjoe Of . doe
/ bsf ] sm positive be hs6n't invests6 ID,
n0nsT IL tbst vas. In fsct ! think h.
rnusf have invested TIE n1oneV in q yid.
sne winding piece cI mother earth. sus
/ DESTROYS ~ tsking scfue and personal pos
SESSION of ever psrt q L. Al least thsf ).
the onir waT J can secoarf for ffse Fnsnne,
n vkich be sp~eso s,sed ever TIE viilsg
/ osnn0n sn1 took - tBort ~ the Stree
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