The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-22
All sorts OF Paragraphs.

The sultan of Turkey gets $780,
600 per anuum.
1.-The seasons over" said FOgg, as
he capsized the pepper box.
Avoid passion and excitement. y
moments anger may be fatal.
When may a chair be SAID 10 dislike ?
When It can't bear YOU.
One OF the horses used OF a stage
line near Albany has heavy mustache.
The Massachusetts, liquor law allows
only one saloon to every 1000 popula-
tion.
The higher the rank the lees preteuse,
because there is less TO pretend to.
The German Crown Pcincs has or
dered the military bands to play En-
tering Paris"
The japanese have only one cuss
word, and that Is no more expressive
than our ''by gosh"
About 13 600, 900 eggs were exported
by Canada into the United States dur
ing the last fiscal year.
A New York steamer loading IN
New York has capacity OF 100000
gallons Of kerosene oil.
An alligator was killed in the Ashley
river, s. c., which weighed 255 pounds
and was nine feet eight inches long.
y pretty girl won a musket in the
French lottery. When they gave it to
her she asked Don't they give a
soldier with it ?''
Oliver Beirne, who lately died in
Louisiana, was considered the richest
planter there. His wealth was placed
at some SIS, 100000.
There are thirty-eight lawyers in Phil
adelphia whose sole business is TO induce
people TO bring libel suits against news
papers.
This Is a sort of a topsy-turvy world.
No one seems 10 be satisfied. Oae man
is struggling to get justice, another is
fleeing from il.
Sarah Bsrnhardt, says a Paris CORES
sondent, when entertaining guests at
her table sits on regal throne with a
canopy overhead.
Maria Mitchell, the celebrated pro-
fessor Of astronomy at Vassar College,
is 40 years old. sac is the GiscoYerer of
eight comets.
London, England, proper, covers an
area of l22 square miles. Philadelphia
covers more territory, spreading over
129 square miles.
Kin Quamei, the Chinese girl who
recently graduated from the Woman s
Medical College in New York, speaks
and writes IN five different languages.
y swind!sr has been victimizing
North Omaha housewives by selling
them Indian turnip roots MS French
tulip bulos.' He got fifty cents apiece
for them.
Our guides we pretend must be sinless
as ii those were not often the best
teachers who only yesterday got coz
rected FOL their mistakes
The prize fighter reforms and becomes
a preacher, while the theological stu
dent leaves his university 10 become
professional base ball pitcher.
General B0ulanger has sold the mar
useript of his book, The German In
vasion, - for $40, 600 Six moath ago,
before be bebame notorious, he could
not have secured the tenth OF that sum
for it.
Kiss Isabella Singer, daughte; OF thc
inventor aud manufacturer Of the Sing
er sewing machine, was married in
Paris to the Due de Cazss. She is nine
teen years Old and has an income Of
$4,000.
The man who was convulsed with
laughter az a woman trying TO sharpen
a pencil, was soon after trying to cut
paper pattern by the united Efforts Of
a pair of scissors. his right hand, and
two thirds Of his tongue.
Il clergyman relates that on one oc-
caslon, alter marrying a couple, an
envelope was handed to him, he OF
course surprising it cortojned .Le mar
riage fee. On opening it he found T.
slip of paper on which was written
I'VE desire your prayers.n
Buffalo BuI has imported forty-six
Sioux Indians for his show to fn the
places ot those who married iato The
English nobility during his Europe an
trip last summer. The new arriy ;
were glad To come East and gave son g
very recherche dog Ioasts in honor Of
Buffalo Bill's agent who went out TO
Montana tO euua0a then,