The Red Cloud chief., 1888-06-15
UNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

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That would be a weak enterprise
which could not stand a loan.
Giants are not particularly happy.
An overgrown man has q Crcwsome
ioot.-E. q. Picayune.
Women are the dearest, cutest
creatures in the world. but they can't
tell how Il shoe fits until they See the
number" = Binyhamtoa Republican.
it is a little strange that among ali
the eminent Mel who have recently
written Of ..books which have helped
me" none should have mentioned the
dic;ionary.-NcT Raccn Ncws.
Mrs. Charge:tp!ease-'Good norm.
inc. Nr. Tapemeasure. l should like
to see something in the way of a small
check" Mr.. Tipemeasure Gervent!D
$50 should L."-Dc.roit Free Press.
You never find me hiding my
ligh; under a bushel." remarked Mr..
McSwilli-en. in the course Of a dis
c,:s>ion with his wife. You don't
need to-" was the somcwha. acrid re-
ply; - quart measure is quite large
enolrh."-Pi.s5arya Chronicle.
-"Dcar me-" said the little Boston
boy. after intellectual! suasion had failed
and they had spanked him for the frs:
time; IF ] had had the slightest sus-
y,icion that the resultant sensation WAS
80 poignant l should never have invited
the expcriment."-Puck.
Husband Tin the early morninc)-
What are o going through my
pockets for. nv dear?:" Wife-"A little
change. john" Husbani-.'Have You
10 money OF your own?" Wife-"Yes:
hut it is So much easier to find a mans
pocket. John. than 4 woman s."-HGr-
pers BG-ar.
1t is stated that over %. 600 Ameri-
can pianos have been shipped to Russia
in the last ten year. This will explain
why SO many Russian Anarchists come
Ia this country. The outlaws are labor
ing under the comforting Gelusion that
all the pianos in this countr: have been
sent ! Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Mr.. CiZenove-'Of course we shall
see YOU Il. Newport this season. Mrs.
~Poindexter:?" Mrs. Pnindexter-"Np;
I've been thinking Of Saratoga" Mr..
Cazenoye-'but it's SO awtully warm
there" Mrs. PoindeXter-"Iou for
get. Mr.. Cazcnove. that l passed three
Years in Newpor, while waiting for
divorce papers. If II thing can lie
warmer than that I'd like to know it,
Judge.
-Passenger(tO stranger)-"Slinister
of the gospel. imagine. sir9" Stranger
Yes. sir. l have been q minister Of
the gospel for forty-twoy years. but l ex-
pect TO retire SOON" Passenger
That is a very sensible move. sir. l
think when 4 MAJ has made money
enough in his business he ought IN re:
out Of il and enjoy himself."-E. T. San.
Southern Califoraian-"Don't want
t. buy an orange grove. Ell? Only an
artist" Stranger-..l am an artist.
and WAS advised by my friend. Joaquin
Miller. I o come TO California for studies
instead of going 10 Italy. He says
CALIFORNIA; is the true color land of the
globe. was just thinking OF pain,in:
the beautiful landscape before me-
That all belongs to ME. mister. every
foot of il: but I'll let o MAKE a pic;-
urc III IL for half the profits. Omaac
EorI,L.
Literature of English etiquette
Y the valuable information that
Dukes eideS; sons take precedence
over Eiris. but the Dues younger
soas have to fall in line behind E.irls'
and Marqui-es' eldest sons. and so on
down. The graduation is 4 little COM
plic,teG over there. bu; on this side ot
the wafer all doubt is removed by our
simple rule of lettin. the drum major
lead the whole procession.-PiaSt"rgi
Dispatch.