Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1888-11-29
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GAllant OLD gentleman lrasnlhR ~ as
sisance OF H,out lady who has snpped
down on payemant) --i'm afraid, me'am,
you've had fall. hope Short
tempered old lady (enappishiy)-Why,
you don't auppCss I'd cit down here, you
old stup--.-Funch.
Antoie -Tiesa Boniour. Isidor ! You
spiak Engleesh Bien | 60 to play OF
zs foot ball Observation-Disclosures Come your
Isidor--Not at present. But will 60 TO
find you ven shall 'av passed OF 20
bureau to pay my inoomestaxes =
Punch.
81 beg your pardon" said the poet az
he entered the sanctum with his latest
crime In his hand, there IL little thing
--n "Oall again |" shouted the editor
without raising bis eyes lawfully busy
today. making up Harrisun'a cabinet.
Postry must wait. "--BoSt0n Transcript.
Chauucey M. Depew is likely to go to
dining in perfectly reckless fashion % o
result OF the Republican victory. His
wide experience In ths realm Of public
dinners, by the way, should recommend
him to Presidentelect Harrison as ons
who would make model secretary of the
interior. Chicago Nees.
But you know" said Miss Singleton,
with eimper, that I'm not no young as
l used TO be.n "Oh Miss Singleton ~
exclaimed Eumhedd efusiyeiy, lyon do
yourself injustice know you ten years
ago, you know, aud you dida't look q
particle Younger then than you do to-
day. Boston Transcript.
Newspaper man--Did you see that
al atfk1a 4 mn Sk,fa n~DiTtey
about your reoen. success III business
and how we'll you are doing Potts
| (eloonily) Yes, / cav it. Newspaper
MAXWELL, weren't yon pleased 2 Potts
earnestly -Shears, there wero seven
creditors Of my house this morning before
breakfast. = 2tgIs Sytin6s.
Eyes" said Fogg, II allow you that
Shakespeare WIS great writer, bat there
were timta when he descended to triviHli-
ties which weakened rather than strength
eued his plays" 'For instance r. asked
Blown. why, whore he speaks Of a
deed without o nRms. Such u deed, al
least in our days, would hardly be worth
the recording "--BMt1a Transcript,
An Aus,in clergyman, whose name We
suppress on account OF his eacrot calling,
was ahaorbad In thought o faw Sundays
ago, just before divine service begln,
wheu no was approached hy the orRsn'st,
who asked. referring to the opsriug
hymn ~, Hhit san'l PiaY M2As
KIND OF hei9 nave yon got Z. faSpnnHea
we ne .apseit-niaaae piSfaSiaaI' = t]tsS
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A ino specimen Of the Taurus Hiher.
nieus mads i.s afpsaraucs in tho Bow
street ponce eourl Scaleaay lo1
auesen Your heaa,' shd the meSisiate
fNflek Lshs, VINO chaFsso Jastph
haVsnagh WIN eneotlne MN ID sae
stFana. 9FAlta, aaa dli, yeuF ~ot'
SNIP. Vs oa'uF 70 ps coward lor rye
niauses rHh9 70 ps a9aa ah your N.Y..
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Mattress 90 aoin6s,ic)-You were ont
late sgain last nispt, were ypu not Do
mtsyio--Yes, mum. Where wero you,
II | may aaS r ''At pasty, mum
"That makes four parties within week
IL You keep on III this way--out late
nlgats--you will not live out hgh yous
days" 81 don't expect to, mum, Pm
, 10 be married Ghris'mas, nnd then III
live ont no more. n--Ttr@ Sftinos
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