The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1888-11-08
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evidently believes in manual training.
II a man buys fred bandana"
can it be said he is pocketing his
enthusiasm?
The yellow dog contemplates with
satisfaction the advance in the price
of tin cans. It's an i'll wind that
blows nobody good.
-Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terriable cough. Shiloh's Remedy is
he remedy for you. For sale by Stark
weather & Co.
A man who had danced a new waltz
inquired enthusiastically, "Waltz the
matter with that?" and there wasn't
dissenting voice.
Now is the time when man takes
whisky to warm himself, and ice-wa-
ter to cool the whisky. The reason
of some things is past finding out.
Dudley: "How much do you
weigh, Marion?" Hawbert: "Nine-
ty fouah paounds.' Dudley: No;
| mean net weight-r, without yure
cane, deah."
The consciousness of having remedy at
hand for Group, pneumonia, sore throat, and
sudden colds is very consoiing to parent.
With bottle of Ayers Cherry Pectoral in
the house, one feels, in such cases. a sense of
security nothing else can give.
Don't call me Mr.. Lowell, Miss
Malcolm Call me Cornelius!" "I'd
call you Corn if-if- =" eff what
Ethel?' "If | thought you'd pop.
And he popped.
A mule was knocked insensible by
electricity at Calusta, Col. He re-
covered, but it it was discovered that
a large amount of Tightening remain
ed in his heels.
English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Jumps and blemishes
from horses; Blood SPAWN, Curbs, Splints,
Sweeney, King-bone, Stiles, Sprains, ali
Swollen Threats, Coughs, etc. Save $50 by
use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by
Starkweather & Co., Druggists, Kenosha
Wis. 1y42
Detected author: "Why do you
think my article was returned to
me" Young lady (who has read it)
I can't think unless you sent it to the
editor and wanted him to print
it."
Terence: "Denny! wud ye moind
the foine church we have ericted
sence We was awee?' Denny with
astonisment): "Shure, it do bate
the divil!" Terence: "Well that was
the intinshun."
Old lady: "There. throw away
that cigarette, little boy. 1t makes
me sick to see a little boy like you
smoke. Little boy: ayes, ma'am
but I'll bet you'd be sicker if you
smoked one yourself"
1t was once supposed that scrofula could
not be eradicated from the system; but the
marvellous results produced by the use of
Ayers Sarsaparilla disprove this theory.
The reason is this medicine is the most
powerful blood purifier ever discovered.
She: "Call a cab! Why, Percy,
are you i'll? What's the matter?'
Percy: "My trousers! They are
the tightest on the street! I am
month behind the style. Quick, or
l shall faint with shame.
Gaggs and Wages pass blue-rlb-
boned pug, which growls at them sur
lily and prolongedly. "This is ter
rlble," says Wages, with pathos; a !
blue-ribbon disciple that rushes the
GROWER at such a rate.
She stood upon the platform scale
Her lover stood at her side;
Her dimpled cheeks were rosy red;
He murmored "My Bride"
With the downcast eye and faltering hand
Loves summons to obey,
She placed nickel in the slot
And gave herself a weigh.
Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
ecured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price 80 cents. Nasal Injector free. For
sale by Starkweather & Co.
School teacher: Johnny, why do
you come to school with your shoes
looking like that? Can't you put on
q little backing? Johnny: emo,