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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-06
Savings Banks.
BOwERY SAVINGS BANK,

BOwERY SAVINGS BANK,
New-York, June IL, 1883.
\ SEMI-ANNUAL dividend at the, rate OF
N four per cent per annum Will be allowed ana
cIciici TO deposifors all sums Of Five Dollars ana
upward ami not exceeding Three Thousand Dollars which
Stall been deposited ~ least three months on inc
Isl dav Of Juy next and Will be payable on or after
Monday July IT, accordance with the provisions OF tho
bylaws.
EDWARD WOOD, President
ROBERT LEONARD, secretary.
ENCELSIOR SAVINGS BANK,
IL NO 1l8 WEST c3DST., NEW:Y0RK.
President GEORGE c. WALDO.
JAMES C. GULICk, EDWARD L. MERRfFIELD.
Vice Presidents
HENRY KONIG, Secretary
Trustees,
NORVIN GREEN, ANIL s. DODD,
JOIIN DICKSON LEVI NJ BATES,
EDWARD L. NJ ERRIFlELD MICHAEL +. BRESLIN.
WILLIAM J. ROOME. JAMES {. GElICk,
JOHN c. GtJLlCK. FRFD'K b. LAWSON.
ROBERT DUNLAP. A. l.. ASiIMAN.
J. II. PHFSIIN. Gilsey Use, JOHN BURK T.
JAMES G. MATTHEWS. ROBERT c. BROWN.o.,
HENRY KONG WILLIAM ID. GARRISON
)IENRY STORM. GEORGE c. WALDO.
has been declared payable and after July
1G. at the rate Of 3 10 PER CENT per annum .
from July ].
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Ceacnsrs.

A BEST TEACHERS supplied; no charge TEACIl.
~. 20 cents for pCstage; vacancies
always on hand form for stamp H. E. AVER1, Auefi'
can School Bureau, = West l4th-st. N. Y.
A GENTLEMAN who has been very successful In In
n nuencing and educating young people desires Few
pupils at their homcs.d Address THOROUGH. Tribune
O9ice. -----------
MEXICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
"A supplies Professors IelcheIs tutors, Jo's,heSsoH
MES. NJ. j. YOUNG.FULTON. % Union Square
TUTORS goycmesses professors teachers al branches
i circulars schools supplied parents English IIeneh
German Spanish spoken. MIRIAM CO1ElEhE' 81
East l7ths bet. 4th-aVe ana Broadway.
V4yOMAN'S EXCHANGE TEACHERS BUREAU Uof
w both sexes supplies professors teachers governeseA
musicians housekeepcrs companions. &C.. TO colleges
Schools and families bookseepers scnogaphers ana
eopyists 10 business firms - 49,.
MRS. A. d. CULVER 800 5th-ave. New' ! OK CIV.
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Cinaneiai.

CTATE OF NEBRASKA County Of Otoe, S.
- Nstce hereby given the City Of Nebraska CITY
elects TO pay per cent bonds known "a " City
Funding i,oud," ssuc January /, 1878, and that the
e,e viii be taid the OF January, 1882, by
Cogn 4 stanton bankers at their Offices In the City Of
New York Notice l. further given that aud after
Ianu,tv / iss9 interest sad bonds will cease and
That he civ OF NEBRASKA City Will hot be liable for any
Interest a,ciung after thlt date.
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7 EHIGu VALLEY RAILROAD.

PASSENGER TEAMS leave foot Of Cort,ands and
Desbrosses stA as follows: ..,,.- 1900.
d so a. m for Catasauqun and intermediate points
a, ID. Geneva. Lyons, Elmira Rochester, Duflalo
and tho West and principal local points Chair car ia
D. m for Tunkhannock aud intermediate points Shaif
car to TunkhanDoc Connection TO Reading a"d darri
burr :, .~pn...,- n,,.-,,,,.,rl intermediate
,,olv;s - ar 10 l.. and b. Junction.
40 n. m. for Mauch Chunk and intermediate points
Connectlon TO Reading and Harrisburg. Chair car 10
Mauch Chunk - 49,, ,,r,.. po.,o.,o, IN,
falo and the West. Pullman sleeper 70 Lyons
s:l6 p. m. for Laurays and intermediate points -
meet for ali points Mahanoy and Hazleon coal IeaonA
SUNDAY TRAINS.
8 O. m for Mauch Chunk. uazleton and intermediate
pointa 49,, ,.,.o,,.,o no,,,.
u m. for Geneva, Lyons Emira, Rochester, Bur
falo and the West pullman sleeper TO Lyons
~ ~ General Eastern Office. 335 Broadway.
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Mem Publications.

KNITTlNG-CROCHET.
TRIBUNE EXTRA NO. "a.
THE LATEST NUMBER OF THIS POPULAR SERIES
ILLUSTRATED MANUALS
HOME WORKERS
CONTAINS A GREAT VARIETY OF NEW AND
BEAUTIFUL PAT TERMS
sENr POSTPAID TO ANY POINT IN THE UNITED
STATES OR CANADA
PRICE 25 CENTS
ADDRESS
THE TRIBUNE.
NEw.YoRL.
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U)reau Cleaners.
~ UION LINE.

q UI0N LINE :,.ur. NAN, srr.urc.
Xai2SES r 5ss;'2y s%!y H. g NJ
Sf FSSSSslN T T%s.asy 3 July 81 i0
AI csSin passage ESQ SEQ 500 Second Cabin
ESQ snS ey T5Np sfsHnfG e Co.. IS Broadway.
II AMBURG- ANIERICAN 5. S. Line for Ply
IL mouth u.onion). CherbOurg Psrls) and ilsmours
Mo1 T1is f'S 90 w. Jul M Jsy 20
mai,s sss. j Ss.; Il
j APAN-CIIINA
OCCIDENTAL AND ORIENTAL
Steamers leave San francisco as fellows r,v q,
s sEASY ss Sandy ss sssssSser 3
GAEi sSuGporb,y Appotn,oesupeor xceemEodation.
s n s%s se $685.
Room Room r. iafS,d B%anSs E1,Ps;fsD rn.
DACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP C0MPP,AANNYS
A:a r sSt$ RI. ssi APP n MEXICO
For the Isthmus OF Panama =,
s From Ms San ra sa. %
CITY OF ssn: n,.ss a a' g sHsd1y sS
e0mpany' Office On 'AI H. p'j' B IY
PED STAR LINE.
s,nss A5s"i T5y Tiisl;
NJ. s:,.5s s.s a.: .s5 ssa 81
s ssaf: Xe{ 19x SONS cen As, Bowling Green
"A aSSA AN n! I{ Ng5%5.isy July H.
and every fourth wednesday thereafter =,
Cabin asa5 So '9 w 200 IoN SSSSl3 sai $50
Bolivia. July !. 1 D. m Devonia, July 81 p. m
i sIsco S'i;f 5eT r. il
'-''' or IEtTAsIso Cabin. go anl $50 zoo
Travellers S'i Gifsu iai credit Bs' for any
sOun d ssaeS Or at lGSss apply
H nSs DGsR BIC BRoTHERs Bowling Green H. =
INNfAN LINE u S. and Royal Mail Steamers
CITY J S9f hiema6N5 A sa3aIy
S SI42 or Erfx s ss'.Faay 3 }aiS i n
T sss s1 TSss 5is;s5 fE CAB
PETER WRIGHT { hS S2TS S99 GEhh Ass.fs.
CUNARD LINE.
NEwYoHK TO LIVERPOOL wa QUEENSTOWN nom
FAST h Ext e, sS %41E El sGay1cn,
Etrura Jny S'o m Ag GsIia JGy Ss noon m
s seytfi 'U July IS noon" ETuTa Aug 80
Umnla; july 81. Spm. serym August H. a. In.
CABIN and s1co Tpt termed. e sS
low e. EOr freight and passage apply to the company
ONCE 9G SRS III" H. brown CO.. Agents
NlRCULAR LETTERS of credit for travellers
5i;s'o + ; q. 81; / 4. ssy
WHlTE STAR LINE.
w For QUEENSTOWN AND LIVERPOOL.
EOYAL AND UNITED STATES NAIL STEAMERS.
CELTIC Capt. irving, WedI esday July II, G3Q a. m
GERMANIC Cart Gicadell. Weines1ay July Is 90 m
nAfss,S6a 80 S. ia .oS Ss' ticket.
m favorable Storage from % the Old Country
900 "A limited number Of second cabin passengers car
rod on these s35 excursion sos ForJn.
section psns Information apply a the Com
panys ONCE. No. Al Broadway. New.York
' J. BRUCE ISMAY. Agent
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HAVANA MARK EFT.

HAVANA MARKET.
HAvAv, Iuy 5.--Spanish gold. 234S 1235 EXCHANGE
quiet demand fair ard market firm sales 20 900
centrifugal 90 81 9oarIzat ion, at $500
I "a gold
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-06

THE BANK FOR SAVINGS, .
G7 BLEECK EItST.. New York, July 2, 1883
THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES have declared
l. tho usual interest under the provisions OF the by
six months ending the Both OF June as fol-
lows
A. the rate Of four ~ cent per annum on all sums
Of 80 and upward not exceeding $4,000 payable on ana
after third Monday being the 10th day Of this month
This interest Is carried the credit OF dopos
itors principal the LIST inst. where 1t stands ex-
actly a deposit
Ii will be entered the pass books at any time when
''f''''' - ROBERT S. HOLT. Secretary
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Cor 42d.st and SHAVE.
EIFTY-SIXTH CONSECUTIVE SEN1l-AN-
Il NUAI DIVIDEND. on and after July 10, 1888,
by order the Trustees dividend at the rate Of Three
and Half per annum will be paid depostors
entitled thereto oil sums OF 81 up TO 1000 Money
deposited before July 10 will draw Interest from
July |. Bank open from 10 q. m. ~ 3 p. IN. and on
Monday evenings from to o'clock.
ARCHIBALD TURNER, Presidents
CONkIIN
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Orecn Cleaners.

COMPAGNIE GENERALE TRANSATLAN-
~ TIQUE. FRENCH LINE TO HAVRE-
Company's Pier (new)No42 North Rverf foot OF Mortonst
LA GASCOGNE, Santel Saturday, July 7. a. m
La NoRMANDIE, de Kersabcc Sat. July a, o a. M
LA DOURCOGNE, Frangeul . Saturday July 81. Q. IN
LOUIS DE BEBIAN. Agent. No. bowling Green:
NORDDEUTSCHER LLOYD SIS. co.
~ SHORT K3yTE TO LoNpoN,, ,r,,ru
Steamers sail from pier foot I'd st., Hoboken-
FAST EXPRESs STEAMERS
werra sat. July T. .. III. Ems, We'd, July H. p. m
Alter. Wed. July II 2 a. m Fuda. Sat- July q, D m
First Cabin, e10o and upward BERTH according to To-
cation Second Cabin. $50 and SEQ BERTH Storage OF
0"''' 'oELRICHs CO.. No . Bowling Grccn-
vV,HE BOOK or oPEN.AIE SPORTS" octave. 500
/ nages illustrated Tho standard authority on
American open air anusements Rules for sailing SWIM
ming ball playing, shooting horseback riding etc. etc,
York Entertaining and universally complipentsd BIZ The
presa >,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-06

~ RAiLWAY.-frains leave from ferries at West AID
and Jay sts. follows: a. ,,,
dletoSn Elenyic Fallsburg, Monticello, Liberty Wal
ton Delhi Norwich Utica. Rome, ONEIDA, Fulton Os
wego, BuCnlo Detroit Chicago.
Waikiki Valley stations Lakes Mohonk. Mlnnewaska
MiddIeown. Fallsburg. Liberty, White Lake
Waikiki Valley stations Lakes MohOpk Mlpnewa ska
burg Liberty White Lake Rocland:
West 42dst., 4 80 p m Jay-st, 80 p NJ, for
Campbell Hail. Mddletown. Bloomlngburg Wurtsboro
Elenvllle. 80 -, ,,o 81;
Middleown, Fallsburg, Liberty, walton Norwich oneida
OsweRu. Suspension Erld.e, Detroit chicago 81 Louis
OswegO.
st., / 90 p. mr.. Tor campbc Hall, Midileown. bloom
ngburg anor Wsi,ou nelh iooiS' "h'e
Pullman Drawing Room seats and berths reserved at
307 broadway. Time tables tickets &c. az POI 307
0i4 l. 1913 broadway, 7s7 6h-ave.. 1874 East 125thst.
@oA "eS' i-''"'~' ]. C. ANDERSON G. p A.,
Is Exchange Place. New York.
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THE sEAMEN's BANK FOR SAVINGS,

TIE SEAMEN'S BANh FUIt ShNINDh,
"A and 7B Wal-st
THE TRUSTEES have ordered that interest
L BE- paid depositors entitled thereto, under the by
laws and accordance with the savings bank laws for
the SIX months ending Both utmo. as follows:
On accounts exceeding One Thousand Dollars at the
rate Of FOUR PER CENT per onnum.
on larger than one Thousand Dollars but not
Three Thousand Dollars at the rate OF THREE
PER CENT per annum.
on accounts opened prior 1882 and larger than Three
Thousand Dollars at the rate OF TWO PER CENT per
annum payable and after MONDAY. 10th instant
WILLIAM c. STU RGES, President
HENRY p MARSHALL Cashier.
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IRVING SAVINGS INSTITUTION.
New-YOrk, June 20. 1888.
THE TRUSTEES of this Institute have de-
clarcd interest all sums remaining on deposit dur
Ing three six months ending June 30 ut the rate
Of FOUR PER CENT Or annum on $1,000 ana under;
and THREE PER CENT per annum on the excess or
81 900 not exceeding - Oc0 payable and after the
third Monday IN July next .,cr,rr ,o.,,o,.
C. D. HFAToN. Secretary.
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VILLAGE EONDS. ...- --.
Notice o. Sale OF Bonds OF the vinagc or noun;
'' ri%%eniyc,ht Of the sewerage Bonds Of the
yorS viii be public auction to the highest bidder
A. The room the Trustees Of said village in De1rborns
i,uiliing on Ath Avenue in SAID village on the 9TH day
u July 1855. at p. IN ...
- Tis.e arc the series OF bonds, which 70
no issued by Village under chapter sos ~ the laws
n iSs6 lrondel ~ cha T." 1863 OF the laws or loeS,
nrovldc fund, the construction of permanent
,cra Of sewerage and d mage for said Village tac,
tond will re oi rHCp,l sum OF one thousand dollars,
.n.um pa,able seq annually. Principal aud interest
vi he iayabo n, National CITIZENS Bank, In Now
Work CIV. The bonds Will b. coupon bunts with. the
nriccr To TIC holder of haY ng them made registered
bonds They will be dated June LIST, 1855, payable as
follows. wit: $500
bonis, Sos. to nc cus on June June ls sy5
4 bonds Nos. IL to 10 Inclusive. on June l, 1924
4 bonds Nos. Il N 90 inclusive, June !, 1898
4 honi Nos. 81 TO - inclusive. on June !, ioyy
4 bonds Nos 25 IS inclusive, June l. 1897
The boris VIII be delivered 10 the purchaser 10
forr tho 18th day ~ Juv. lSSs.
York IiarIfori ana New-lavcn Railroad and upon the
Harlem Railroad 10 niles - minutes travel from Grand
central Depot with 36 trains each way daily, has pop
ulaton of about 000 people. and has no bonded IN
1ebcdncss IL has public water WORKS. gas ana electric
,rt horse railroad gw0ks, ard Is growing rapidly.
y bonds be sold for less than par aud
sccrue1 Interest
Dated June II, 1888
by order OF Village Board Of Trustees -
ID. QUACKGNBUSH,
JAS H. JENKINS Village President
Village Clerk.
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WEST SHORE RAILROAD.

w N. Y. Q. & II. X X CO. lesseea
trains leave West 42ist station follows and "a
minutes earlier from foot OF Jay.st, North River
Detroit ana chicago, . :55 a. % :oo IS 10 D. m
syraSnse Buffalo Rochester, Suspension Bridge Nj
agara faiis 3;lo 'o;55 a. M, - 100, - 10 D. m
ruea, 10, % 55, (a) IL 30 a. M, 20 :0o ss:l5
~ hhgstoi Saugcrties, Catsall, Albany, 3l5, = Us
~ 20 GAP II 80 a. n. (s) 90 600, $40 p m -
49, Cranston,s West Point Cornwall, Newburg, g 11
.s15 sA5 p M. and 90 a. m 3:i5 and 90 .. ~.
Cranston's, Cornwall, Newburg. -
For Montreal and Canada East. &c 100 D.
Hamilton, London. 20 so 80 90, IS l5 m. To-
ronto. 10 :55 a. m, 70 90, - rs p m.
r. fLegant seeping-cars for Bunao Niagara Falls Detros
Saratoga Specials (a) II 80 a. m. (sD AS p Draw
ine room through Saratoga.
Lake George, IL 80 a. Drawing Room Cars to Cald-
wen, saturdays only, (s $40 y. IN.
!al IL 80 a. NJ, ~ 3:A5 p IN Drawing. Room Cars 70
Kaatcrskill. Hunter, Grand Hotel Slaton and Phoc-
nca, :i5. :0o (a) II 80 a. M (s) 3:45 D. m Drawing
Room Cars Grand Hotel Station and 10 Phoenioia for
Hotel Koaersk and Mountain House) 100. (a IL 30
ralenylle Cairo aud Mountain, House Station, s:i5.
Room Cars 70 casi on g, ii 10 a. H. and ls) IS D. N
trains
DAILY Dai,v execp. Saturday. Other trains daily
except Sunday. "a 81 Leave Jersey CITY, p * r. Sta
Station, Ia( II 80 a. M, (sl 40 y. m.
modatons or Information apply at Offices Brooklyn-sSs
Washington st. 7S0 Fdltopst, Annex oce, fcos OF Full.
ton-st Newly City-333 7S5, 942 Broadway 1853 IL
newer ~ Park place and West Shore stations foot Of
West 4sd,st, foot OF Jsy'st. ~ r. G. f. lAMBERr. /
!. Vanoesbutave General Passenger Agent
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SOLOMON MAlMON; An Autobiography. Translated
from the German, with additions and notes, by
J. Clark Murray, Ill. D., +. Il. S. G. 12mo, pp'
SO7. Boston: Cupplcs & Hnrl.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

Tim CAMPBELL's ELEVATOR Elk
fERIENcE.-The Hon. Tim Camp.
bell, OF New York. told some Of Ills
fellow. members the other day how
one OF his constituents came TO hin
and related to him hi, experience in
one of the Capitol eleva .ors. To
u o The mans O N words:
Is Mr., Campbell! in, sorS' says /.
Sage the man with the soger esp {:
will yez step IMP
So Z steps Until the ',set, and all
OF a suddint he pulls at a rope, and
iSs the truth Is tellin' yeZ, the walls
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27
I'll. u. f. FlurshutZ.
Manufacturer and Dealer in
F u R NIT j R E
Mattresses ~ ReAldilsg.
PARLOR SUITS A SPECIALITY.
NJ 8 North Centre Street
Cumberland. Mary and

you should get E.Russcll 4 Bro's.
celebrated colchester axe: they
have both single and double bit.
Out Of more than 100 they have
sold not one has ever crumbled
or broken. Any one buying
them once will never buy anyoth-
er kind. Price only SOC for the
s. B. They have also cleared
nearly all their old stock Of ready
made clothing aud start this
spring with brand new stock
of clothing with Suits from s.. to
$40. Their stock OF mems shoes
aud boots as usual is full and
prices low. A job lot of sample
shoes nos. 3 to 81, including
some Of the incest shoes in the
town of Romney can be found in
their house; if lady can find a
pair of these shoes to tit che can
buy them at les than wholesale
price. Besides what has beer
named they keep constantly on
hand a large supply of nearly all
goods kept in stock of General
Merchandise; and it would be al
60 we'll to remember that they
sell cheap every day in the year.
es and prime white sided
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

Some one threw head OF cab
[bsgs At an Irish orator willie he was
nxEi6g a speech once. He paused =
second ard said. 'Gsntlemen, I on {.
~ aske.l for your ears; d,n't care
for vnur heatsl' lie va, not both.
cred any M 're during the rem aludsr
Of his speech.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

The following was the delicate
compliment paid to a mother. The
iamuy!wsre. d iscu,sing at the sup.
per.table the qualities tina. 20 TO
mase up good wife. Nobody
thought the little fellow hsi been lis.
tening or could understand the talk,
until be leaned over the table and
kissed bis mother and said: Ma ".
ma, when get big enough. I'm 60
ing to marry lady exactly like VOC :
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

Tue superiority o. m,n to nature
10 continually illustrated. Nrure
needs an I'm nenss qran:ity Of qrills
to max, q goos. With, bl. m IN can
IN AXE Q goose o. himself With one.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

What can ! do for you To induce
you to so to bei now?' asked q Low.
ell mamns Of her 6ve. year oil boy
recently. You can let me SIT Nh a
little while longer, was the young
ster's reply.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

\ hear Mr. Griflil has the pneu
monis, sail Mrs.. Budl VII, was
calling On Mrs. Potts. We'll, don't
believe it,. saii Mrs. Po;ts; he's 100
mean. II he has a-y monia at oil.
It's ola o. second b md one
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

write fsregoes On your sla.cs.'
eala the teacher to the Juvenile class
~ spelling. and little girlwro,e 90.
/. so. 60. GO
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27
Read The Neus.

As the season for bark peeling
is about here again, those
who are looking out tor: supplies
will do we'll to call on +. Russell
& Bro, where they will find the
best of bacon and lard all of their
own curing; beans, potatoes, flour
meal, homihy rice, blankets and
such things as they need to go in
to the woods with, at prices as
reasonable as any one can sell
them. Tobacco is also something
needed liz the woods; to keep the
men in a good humor: nowhere
in this county can SO large an a.
sortment be found as with E.
Russell & Bro; their prices are
all the way down to 25cents per
pound. Right here it would be
we'll to mention their canned
goods. just think! Three pound
CANS of the best tomatoes at 10c.
per can and corn at the same
price. Nice Turkish prunes at &c
per pound. Coffee, sugar and
molasses are also good things for
bark peelers to have: prices are
right on these goods.
For nice clean easy chopping
If pure Early Rose seed potato
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

digest S'Rht,-H yoa are troubled win
Heartburn, Dizziness OF the head, coming
up OF fhe food after eating, Bhiousness. In
digestion, OF any ether trouble Of tde stJa :
acb, yeu hsd better uss Gteen's August
Pioveri - 90 rsrscp cas- use Il without Iva
mediate tele
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

Mo'her-'And do you really fee,
20 very bad. bobby Bohby-.Yes
ma. sin's quite click enough "a
need any medicine. bnt Ton . little
too sick 10 60 10 school
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27


bR. LAMAR's .ABsENrMINDEDNsss
- remember joke told aboul La.
mar when he vas In the Senate. He
has the reputation.of being given tc
writing ami thinking up poetry, and
his appearance very often as be
: walks along the avenue is very pen
sive and absen,minded. At on
time when 10 was living at Willard's
be met friend as be was Coming
from the S!na.e down by the Ma.
tional Hotel.
Come up and have dinner with
me-, sail Lamar after they had sha.
ken hands.
The friend accepted the invitation
and started up tue street. with Mr.
Lamlr. BE. began The conversation
and soon was interes ell in telling
! about some occurrence at home, but
Lamar had fallen into One Of his re.
fiec.ive moods and was rot listening
TO anything the friend said. The
spacc.between tthe National 'Holel
and Willard's was passed over and
hnally arriving on the pavement in
front of of tbs ,la'ter. hotel, Lamar
2RmSolled himself together,
h around, he resollecl Ell
friend with him. He
ard word the gentleman
aio, put turning 70. hin stretch
it M hand and said:
~ eiisfbis is my hotel. ! am We
muciHob.iged to you for, walking
b tbe sYree. with me. Good.by.' and
'3urned 20 90 IN.
\ But Yhe man was rot 50 easily ,.sha.
Ken. lie laughed and said:
= beg pardon, Senator, you invited
me TO Cinner, aud l am not going to
lose It,
! rSo ] I'D, SO did, cried Lomar
quickly, and taking his friend by tie
Lrb be vent in.-LouisUiM Courier.
Journal.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

81 One II Tho ,eac ers recent,y asked
epupii what ib,. stood Tor. Elbows
] reckon. was the unexpect. d renl. .
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

A discussion arose in ccf @
room as to the nationally of gen,
tleman at the other end Of the room
HES an Englishman,' said one. Il
know by his he, file's a Scotch
man. said another. Il know by his
Hes German a. said
another, L know by his heard A
mother thought. ne looked like q
Spaniard. Here the conversation
res'e' !. bu, soon one Of them spoke
Il havs IL. said lie, 'hc's an Ameri.
eau; he's.got his legs Oh the table.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27

.Howly nurther. saws l.. 'pha,'l
bee ,me Of Bridget and the childer
which vas left below there?'
Sage the svger cap man:
he aisy, sors ; they'll be all right
when yez come down.
Come down, is it7' says I, 'and i.
mo c o,et at all. but a haythenish
balloon that yez got me in? and
with that the walls stopped ct, OK
still and he opened the duor and
there l was with the roof jist over
my head And that's PLAT saved
me from .goia up till the hivins sn-
tIrelJ.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-04-27
Who Is Your Best Friead.

no ls ! our Best FrlCdd.
tomsch Of courSe. Why Because
order sou are one Of the most
lures living Give " fair,
snce aud see " IL is not the
ou bsve 70 the eod. Don {
morning. Don drink 10 the
you must smoke aud drink
bur stomach is through With
y ou can drink more aud smoke
eSening aud il will tell on you
foo1 lermenls aud does not