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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09
Farm Lands Wanted!

DARTIES having IMPROVED or UNIM-
PROVED FARM LANDS, for sale in JEFF
fcrson. Clarke. Frederick or Berkeley coun-
ties. will do well to send me description Of
same, price, terms, &c. ....
BUSHROD c. WASHINGTON
Charlestown. JET. Co.. w. Va.
Lock Box 49,
February 10, lSSS-3m.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09
COAL! COAL! COAL!

TAVE reduced prices on all grades OF Coal
and | have been especially careful in
purchasing only the very best quality, entire-
V free from slate. Don't fail to examine my
stock and prices before purchasing.
CT HODGES.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09
j. 5. FLEMING, Agent.
The Jefferson County Mutual
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY.
ESTABLISHED 1873.


OFFERS to the people Of Jefferson County
" Insurance In a safe company at the actual
cost OF Insurance, which is much cheaper
than the rates usually charged. and keeps The
money ut home. Good risks from RESPONSE
bic parties are invited
Executive Committee meets every Friday
DIRECroRs-N. :. White, Henry Il. Daven-
port, JAS. Garland Hurst, John w Rider, W.
ii. L. Lewis, X. Preston Chew, VIM. j.. VIII
son, Eugene Baker, s. w. Washington James
Logic, Chas. i. Wilson, John II. little. Jacob
>. Melvin, i. q. ". Herr, Isaac III. Strlder.
y. \. WHITE. ....... ......:...... 81. . President
II. H. IA ENIOltI ............T Treasurer
EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE-N. :. White, W. II
Y. Lewis, Eugene Baker, Isaac II. Strider, X
j. Chew, =. W. Washington.
LOCAL AGENTs-Middle John O.. Shir-
ley; Kearneysville. ]. &. Bitner: Harper's
Ferry, Chas. T.. Trail: Shephe rdstown, J. X.
Fleming; Duhields, &. J.. Barnhart: Charles
town, Washington & Alexander.
The Secretary will be found at the Com
panys Office, Gibson Building, Court-House
yard, in Charlestown.
X. a. ALEXANDER, sec'y.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09

SEEDING ON FROZEN GROUND
western farmers SOW spring wheat on
fall-plowed ground as soon as it is
partially thawed, and it is a practice
that might be adopted to advantage
in other sections. 1t is also a good
way to seed oats and perhaps barley
as well. These grains require to be
got in early, and if the farmer waits
till spring to pillow and fit the land,
his spring grain is necessarily sown
late. There is another benefit from
this sowing on the unplowed surface
1t is on all land in much finer filth
than the less frozen soil beneath.
Glover or grass seed Sown on land
merely dragged over, is surer catch
than that sown where the land was
plowed in the usual way
PRUNING.-During the pleasant days
of March the pruning of fruit trees
may be successfully performed in this
latitude. Nothing is gained by put
ting off the work from week to week
until the sap has started, at which
time more injury than good is done
pruning. In some cold sections of the
country it is of course advisable to
defer pruning a little later. Orchards
that need pruning should not be neg
lected, but receive seasonable atten-
ton. Too many farmers are prone to
defer the work until it is too late in the
season to do it benefcially either to
the trees or themselves.
FERTILIZERS FOR POTATOES These
should be provided in season. An
authority says that nitrogen in the
form of nitrate of soda is the best for
potato fertilizers, except on wet and
leachy soil. In such soil supply the
nitrogen partly in the form of nitrate
and partly as ammonia or the still
less soluble dried blood or ammonite.
The best potato fertilizers furnish nj
trogen partly in each of these several
forms, thus not only giving the crop a
good start, but backing it up to the
end Of the season; this the best of all
WAYS
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09

Additional trains leave Hngerstown for
Waynesboro, Chambersburg, Shippcnsburg.
al -, II % "a. m, and So u. m. Returning
arrive Hagerstown9 Goa. M, and Sjand6 W
y. m.
Trains marked Daily. All other daily cx.
cept sunday.
New York aud Philadelphia passengers
change nj Union station, Baltimore.
Ask for ticket via Western Maryland Rail.
road.
J. VI. HOOD, General Manager
Il. II. GRIswoLD, Genl Passenger Agere
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1888-03-09
Western MARYLAND Railroad.
in effect Jan. -, 1855.

with Shenandoah Valley Rail.
road at Hagerstown.
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
fertnres ann nleetinns

EREE LECTURE FOR LADIES. Wednes-
j day. Marrh 2s . O'Clock. s6s Broadway. DSmsstis
Bnding Subeot Fencing the best OF all exercises of
Ladies' @ systems teaching French reviewed" Prof.
BERG Err (Parsl
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
QopartncrsDip Notices.
ID ROWN & PULvERMAN.-Where

ID ROWN & PULVERMAN.-Wher the
- co-partncrshp heretofore existing between Edward
II Hrown and Jacob Prlverman, under the name OF
Erogn Puvernsn. has been dissolved by death Of
the said Jacob Pulvernan; and
whereas Lafayette }. Finch has become partner IN
said business with said Edward H. Brown. and tho
sad Edwsrd H. and Lafayette j. Finch intend TO
ssrrv on sad and continue Of said arm
name nursuant 70 the laws Of the state Of New York
Now therefore, we. Edward n. Brown and lafayette J.
Fncl hereby certify and declare that are me per
ss nov and hereafter dealing partnership
name OF Brown Pulverman that principal place
Of City OF New York that the place OF
Lafayette J. Pinch II IN the City OF New
yorE and That said Edward ii. Brown II the Cty
of RayOnne New-Jersey.
N EDWARD II. BROWN.
LAFAYETTE j. FINCH
State OF New-York.
Ctv and County Of New York. 50 .
VI H. tbts I'm asy OF March, 1883 before personsly
e,me and appeared Edward ii. Brown and Izfsyetb J;
Finch 10 me known the nd viduss Described IN sne
who executed foregoing certificate ana hcy rvcnJ
sekuo ledge 10 me that they executed the szme:
HERAAn AARON. Notary PUBLIC
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
23d-st. and 9Th ave.

EDEN MUSEE. 23d-st. and 6th-ave.
IL Open IL to IL. Admission 300 Children 25c.
DESCRIPI I'VE ABLEAUX rs WAX; Akr GALLERY.
Dawants Painting DEPARTURE OF EMLGRANTS.
ERDkLYt NACZT's HUNGARIAN ORCHESTRA
AJEEB THE MYsrIFYIN6 CHESS AUroMAroS.
EDWARD MOLLENHAUERS VIOLIN RE-
Il CITa L. Tuesday, March a. at sp. Association
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
THE UNION PACIFIC RAILWAY COM

THE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCKHOLD
Frs Union Pacific Railway Company, for the choice
Directors the ensuing year and the transaction OF
any other business which legally come before the
meeting, will be held at HORTICULTURAL HALL 1O1
Tremontst Boston Wednesday the 25th day OF April
next at 10 O'clock a n Transfer books will be closed
April 4. CHARLES +. ADAMS, President
HENRY MCFARLAND. Secretary.
nocfn
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26

CUION LINE. ,r.,pDs
FOR QUEENSTOWN AND lLvtRPOOL
Leave Psr -, n. 4 foot OF King s. on - -
WYOMING a.. tuesday, March ~ 4 30 p m
XRIZ1NA :. TUESDAY, April 3, 10 80 . m.
WISCONSIN TUESDAY April 10 80 p IA
NEVADA Tuesday, April ~, e ~ d. ll-
ALASKA TurSi9'. Apfll o. y,
Cabin passage $50 and upward, according 10 iocauon.
Iufermed AZ tsscopa assl $50 steeraee, 800 - -
a n UNDskHILL q 60. 35 Broadway N. 4.
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
Orean Cleaners.

ANCHOR LINE u. s. Mail Steamships.
"A NEwYORK AND LIVERPOOL
s. S. CITY OF ROME sails Wednesday. April 49,
and every fourth "Wednesday thereafter 90
Saloon passage $50 and VI ward. Second class, $50
GLASGOW. VIA Y .NliCNDERRY.
Ethiopia, Mar 26, p IN Devonia. April Z: D. m
Rates OF passage 10 GLASGOW, DERRY, LIVERPOOL
OF BELFAST: Cabin s45 and 500
Second class $50 Steerage. so.
For book Of Tours further information apply to
HENDERSON BROTHERS. Bowling Green. N. Y.
New-York tribune., 1888-03-26
Missouri. Kansas and Texas RV. Co.

The Stock and holders OF tho Mssouri.
Railway Company vited to attend meeting 10
be held
MONDAY. MARCH 2s AT $3.50 O'CLOCK NJ
AT 10 wALLsT, RooM9.
the purpose OF appointing Committee 10 In
Junction with the recently appointed Amsterdam Committee
l. Won HOFFMAN 4 CO. EDWARD SWEET Il CO.,
i & S WbRMsER WORK. >TRONG q CO..
WOERIsHOFFER 4 CO.. WESTON a DEBILLIER
ALLY DOWD & co. GRACfH 4 W ESTERV Kilt,
VAN SCH NICK n Co, DE NEUFVlLLE & CO..
L. V. MARTINSON.
Representing the Amsterdam Comnittee
others.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
AN ORIGINAL ADVERTISEMENT.

1t is said that there is nothing new
under the sun, but the following adv't
that appeared in the Cambridge Tran
script, suitably displayed, ETC., certainly
takes the cake for originality:
ITO meet a demand that has recently
sprung up for cheap medicines. | have
decided to put in remnant counter
in my drug store. On this counter there
will be bargains to suit the closest buy
ers. will enumerate few of the many
bargains to he found:
1--WE have . 1-2 dozen bottles of stuff
from which the labels have been gone
for over forty years. We are not sure
what it is. 1t has been sold for every
thing from butter color to opodeldoc.-
We have decided to make the price on
this medicine "a cents a bottle. Full
pints and warranted to cure bellyache if
taken in the old of the moon. The or
iginal cost of these goods was 81 duz
1--WE have forty-one boxes Soule's pills
that were made 1O4 years B. C. We will
guarantee these pills to be four years
older than any pills kept in any dry
goods store in this town. These pills
were made in the good old times when
it was no disgrace to labor, consequent
ly habits of industry were incorporated
into them, Anyone taking these pills
will have no cause to complain of their
inattention to business, The pains fol-
lowing the taking Of three of these pills
are equally horrible to the death pang
of cholera. We make the price Is 16
cents box, which 1.6 of cent cheaper
than any dry goods store in town sell
them.
1--WE have one original package of
medicine, all that was ever made, that
has been on sale in this State for over
400 years, as a sure cure for consump-
ton. We will close out the last for 8
cents bottle for shoe dressing.
1--WE have engaged Scott to make us
twelve Eastwood mourners. These
mourners are made to look sorry all the
time. They wind up like an automatic
sign, and when wound up will weeI
until they run down, whether there. i,
anything to cry for or not. Any ont
dying from the effects of any medicines
from our remnant counter will be en-.
titled to one free use of these mourners
First IN, first served r. BRUSH"
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
WHO Is YOUR BEST FRIEND,

Your stomach of course. Whyp Be
cauFe il it is out of order you are one of
the most miserable creatures living,
Give II fair. honorable chance and sre
if it ls not the best friend you have in
the end. Don't smoke in the morning.
Don't drink in the morning If you
must smoke and drink wait until your
stomach is through with breakfast. You
can drink more and smoke more in the
evening and il will tell on you less. II
your food ferments and does not digest
right-if you are troubled with Heart
burn, Dizziness of the head, coming up
of the food after eating, Biliousness, In
digestion or any other trouble of the
stomach you had best use Green's Au-
gust Flower, as no person can use il
without immediate relief.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
FITCHBURG r. r.

HOOSAC TUNNEL ROUTE.
On and after Nov 18th, 1857 trains will run as
follows
LEAVE BENNINGTON VIA. BENNINGTON & RUTLAND
RAILWAY.
Leave Bennington IS m, arrive Troy Q 20, q
IN. New York IL M, Hoosick Falls Q o., North
Adams Q 30, Greenfield II II m, Fitchburg 80,
Boston Top IN, Mechanicville Q 3O,Saratoga 10 20,
am,
Leave Bennington 70 40 p m, arrive Troy Is,
New York 90, noosiCk Falls 81, North Adams
3 20, Greenfield 5 p. Fitchburg -, Boston 40 p
IN, Mechanicyile ~, Saratoga 30.
Leave Bennington % p IN. arrive Troy 80,
y m, New York (via steamer O 10 am, HoOsick
Falls 6 Il, No Adams 0O p NJ Boston 10 a IN,
Mechanicville so, p. m.
Leave Bennington IL 10 night, arrive Troy As
New York 30 am.
LEAVE VIA. n V, r. & NJ. RAILWAY.
Leave Bennington j3,a IN, arrive No. Adams
Q so. Greenfield II u a m, Fitchburg 81. Boston
l0pm.
Leave Bennington II 10 a. IN, arrive Troy Is,
HoosickFalls II, No.Adams " SO, Boston,6 3jTm.
Leave Bennington - p IN, arrive No. Adams
on p IN, Boston 90 a IN.
TRAINS ARRIVE AT BENNINGTON.
VIA BENNINGTON & RUTLAND ny:
12Oam, from New York, Albany and Troy.
80 from New York via. steamer), Al
bany, Troy, lloosck Falls, No. Adams, Saratoga
and Mcchanicvilc.
3OOpm, from New York. Albany, Troy, Hoosick
Falls, No Adams, Boston and Mechanicyille.
635pm, from New York. Albany, Troy. HoOsick
Falls North Adams, BostonMechanicylle and
Saratoga.
VIA. n. Y. R. & N. ny.
$50 Ia, M. from No. Adams
2l5pm, from Boston, Greenfield, No. Adams
8 90 m, from No. Adams.
J.WHlTMORE, j. r. WATSON,
Genr Traffic Mgr, Boston. Genl Pass. Ag't
C. A. NIMMO, Boston.
Gen1 Western Passenger Agent, Troy
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
APPEALING TO CIITuRE.

Did get anything in there? repeated
a dilapidated looking fellow as he came
down the steps of jefferson avenue
residence yesterday.
Well, you can cackle to cachinnate
that did.
They generally bank the door against
the toes of tTamps.
And they ought to. Not one man in
fifty knows how to work house.
How did you work that one
Well. my ring at the bell was answer.
ed by servant girl. | lifted my cap to
her and said
Please inform the lady that r gentle.
man wishes to communicate with her.
In minute the lady herself was be.
fore me, and took off my cap again, and
made very low bow and sail
Redivus imprimus defacto curanter.
which, she says.
oh, you don't speak Latin? Very few
ladies do. You, Of course speak French,
German and Spanish In which Ian
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

guage shall say to you that have met
with misfortune and desire food, an old
coat and little money
Oh, you needn't mind, being as you
told me in Englich. Go to the kitchen
and the girl will attend to you.
Thanks, ma'am. Bon jour Iepublique
ma fol.
Oh, of course.
Sabe que es pulque camarjof
Certainly, l will. am sorry for your
misfortune, and will hunt up suit for
you.
And there's the suit?
You bet; and she gave me a square
meal and thirty cents in cash to boot
Recherche de jean hoehandle?
Oui. santiago de cheese box.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

lars to the community to have Hank
Uncarfer at large six months right
through the fruit and watermelon seas
on; and to ;he reform school straight
way he went.
The sap bush case Mr. Norton said he d
hold over the boys for good behaviour.
i Western Christian Advocate.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
Resolutions of the Illinois Sons OF
Vermont.


Vermont.
CHICAGO, January 20. 1888.
To the Honorable Board of Directors
of the Bennington Battle Monument
AsSOcidtiOn:-GEN We wish to
express our commentator of the Ben
nington Battle Monument, representa-
ton of which was exhibited at our
Eleventh Annual Banquet, on the 18th
instant in this city.
We are all gratified that such mag
nificent tribute to the gallantry and
patriotism of our forefathers is to be
erected upon the soil of our native
State.
Every son and daughter of Vermont
feels a just pride in this undertaking.
and we thank you, gentlemen. for the
interest which you have manifested in
the work.
E. B. Sherman, president; C,B. Holmes.
A. G. Calkins, VIM. G. Merriam, vice
president; Thomas j. Sutherland, sec
rotary; Henry II, Nash, treasurer; Z.
w. Bailey. o. B. Barker, Franklin
Dennison, l.. II. Bisbee, John NJ.
Southworth: Executive Committee.
The great stroke struck by General
Stark near Bennington. - General
Washington to General Putnam, Au.
gust, I'M.
The capital blow given the enemy by
General Stark General Lincoln to
General Schuyler, Bennington. August
IS: 1777,-IrvIng's life of Washington,
vol, iii, p. 1913.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
oL,Jo Skin ard Scalp preserved and beau
DdDy SdHed by Cuticura Mcdcated Soap
CONSTITUTIONAL CATARRH.

No single disease has entailed more suffering
or hastened the breaking up Of the constitution
than Catarrh. The sense of smell, Of taste OF
sight, of hearing, the human voice, the mind
one or mOIe. and sometimes all yield TO its de
structivo influence. The poison II distributes
throughout the system attacks every vital force.
and breaks up the best of constitutions. Ignored
because but little understood, by most physicians
impotently assaied by quacks and char atans,
those suffering from II have little hope to be re-
heved of II this side of the grave IL Is time then
that the popular treatment OF this terrible dis.
ease by remedies within the reach Of all passed
into hands at once competent and trustworthy
The new and hitherto untried method adopted by
DR.. Sanford in the preparation OF his Radical
Cure has won the hearty approval OF thousands
IL is instantaneous in affording relief in all head
colds sneezng snuffling and obstructed breath
ing and rapidly removes the most oppressive
symptoms, clearing the head, sweetening the
breath. restoring the senses Of smell, taste and
hearing, and neutralizing the constitutional ten
dency of the disease toward the lungs, liver and
kidneys.
Sanford's Radical Cure consists Of one bottle o.
the Radical Cure, one box Of Catarrhal Solvent
and one improved inhaler, all wrapped in one
package, with treatise and directions, sold by al
druggists ior 81 90.
POTTER DRUG & CHEMICAL Co., BosToS.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
INFANTlIE
SKIN DISEASES.

Our oldest child, now six years Of age, when an
infant six months old was attacked with viru-
lent, malignant skin disease. All ordinary RENE
dies failing, we called our family physician, who
attempted to cure it, but it spread with almost
incredible rapidly, until the lower portion OF the
little fellows person frpm the middle Of his back
down to his knees, was one solid rash, ugly, pain
full botches, and malicious. We had no rest al
night, no peace by day. Finally, we were told
so try the Cuticura Remedies. The erect was
simply marvellous. In three or four weeks a com
pete cure was wrought, leaving the little fellow s
person as white and healthy as though he never
had been attacked. In md opinion your valuable
remedies saved his life, and today he is strong
healthy child perfectly we'll no repetition Of the
disease having ever occurred.
GEO. b. SMITH,
Atty at Law ard Ex-Pros. Atty, Cleveland, o
Reference; j. G. Weist, Druggist, Cleveland, o.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
Don't Wait

Until your hair becomes dry, thin, and
gray before giving the attention needed
to preserve its beauty and vitality
Keep on your toilct-tahc bottle Of
Ayers Hair NigOr-thc only dressing
you require for the hair-and use little,
daily, to preserve the natural color and
prevent badness.
Thomas Munday, Sharon Grove, KY
writes: "Scvcral months ago my lair
commenced falling out, and in a few
weeks my head was almost bald. |
tried many remedies, but they did no
good finally bought hottie Of Ayers
Hair Vigor, and, after using only part
OF the contents, my head was covered
with heavy growth Of hair. l recon-
mend your preparation as the best hair
reStorcr in the world"
"My hair was faded and dry writes
Mabel C. Hardy, of Delavan, H.; but
after using bottle Of Ayers Hair Nigor
it became black and glossy"
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN

are b,-n into the world every day with some &c;
affection. such as milk crust seal
head, srurf, or danpruff. sure to develop INTO an
agoniziHg eczema, the itching, burning and dis
fguratiou Of which make life a prolonged torture
unless properly treated
A warm bath with Cuticura Soap an exquisite
Skin Beautifer, and single application of Cuti'
cura the Great Skin cure. with little Cuticura
Resolvent, the New Blood Purifier is often sum.
cent TO arrest the progress of the disease, and
point to a speedy and permanent cure.
Hence no mother who loves her children, who
takes pride in their beauty purity and health and
In bestOwing upon them a child's greatest inner
itance-a skin without a blemish, and body
nourished by pure blood-should fail to make trial
of the Cuticura Remedies.
Sold everywhere. Price: CUTICURA, so GEMS
REsOLvEET, 81; SOAP, rs cents. POTTER DRU6
AND CHEMICAL Co., Boston, Mass.
efr-'Send fOr"HOw to Cure Skin Diseases,
81 pages, so illustrations and 100 testimonials.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

San Francisco made a strong bid
for the Democratic National convention,
offering to pay the expenses of the dele
gates to and from San Francisco and
their bills while in the city.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

nYnnT VIRewRrded are those who read
UEuI N this and then act; they will find
nH.Hh honorable employment that will
IN UkAu not take them from their homes
and families. The profits are large and sure for
every industrious person. many have made and
are now making several hundred dollars month.
Ii Is easy for any one to make g. and upwards
per day, who is willing to work Either sex, old
or Young: capital not needed: We start you
Everything new. No special ability required you
reader can do il a. well as any one. Write To us
at once for full particulars, which we mail free,
Address Stinson Co.. Portland Maine. Ayl
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

Gen. Sheridan says that people who
are talking about him as possible can
didate are wasting their bre tn. He has
not the slightest idea that he ever will
be nominate ed, bu' if such an unexpected
event should happen he would not ac-
cept the nomination.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
Many New Ideas

in the home cure of diseases, accidents,
and how to treat them, and many hints
of value to the sick will be found in DR..
Kaufmann's great Medical Work; ele-
CANT illustrations. Send three two cent
stamps to A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston,
Mass, and receive copy free.
And do you really love me, Will. she
asked.
Love you! repeated Will, fervently.
Why, while l was bidding you good
night on the porch last night, dear, the
dog bit large chunk out of my leg,and
never noticed it until | got no e.
Love you.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

The Milton memorial window pre-
sented to Westminster Abbey was for
mally unveiled Saturday.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
Answer This Question.

Why do so many people we see around
us seem to prefer to suffer and be made
miserable by Indigestion. constipation
dizziness, loss of appetite, coming up of
the food, yellow tkin, when for rs cents
we will sell them Shiloh's Sy stem Vital
izer, guaranteed to cure them. Sold bv
). 7. Shurtleff, Bennington, VT.
Tramp to farmer driving by-Can you
give me little lift, sir,to help me along
on my journey;
Farmer-Where are you goin'?
Tramp,with emotion-Tm going home
to die.
Farmer, with alacnty-Why, certify,
jump right in, I'll do it gladly.
An advertisement Wanted, a
young man to be partly out of doors and
partly behind the counter; and a young
lady has written to ask, What will be
the result when the door slams?
Hotel Waiter-You are late for lunch
sir.
Eminent Physician-Ye had to fin
ish my magazine article on The laws of
health, so as to get it into the next mail.
What have you today
Waterloo rolls, clans, plum pud-
ding apple dumplings, mince pie, and
fruit cake,
Physician-Bring em all.
The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01

The most important thing ia to look
after her health. For her special weak
nesse9, Paine's Celery Compound is the
best remedy. 1t builds up her general
health, removes debility and so keeps
her young with her children.
The woman who pays 500 for bonnet
will reach down lamn chimney for
five minutes AMI nearly burn her nails
to the quick to light piece of folded
paper and save match.