Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-09-21
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You can tell when a dog i =,
same as you can tell a du1a w
meet him on the street "" !,
pants To'akers Stotes,uon
I NOTICE you never try 70 !
conversation, Bromley" s n
Fact is, Darringer, it keens We
trying to conceal my irno, als
Time. oN''a1
WHAT'S that? A woman c,n.
secret? just try to find ont tl.
one of the dear creatures md
know how you come out.-B,,',
Free Press.
ALBERro-O, darling, I ]ov,
listen to my PRAYER. F1s;.
chances are better If you'll se
piano ana sing the latest song
preaching.-Detroi Free prexs
SHE Cat Manhattan Beach,
that the orchestra is playing. NJ,
son! He-Mendelssohn's Wv
March," She-O, is it? Ibav..
longed to hear it.-Ne,v York s.
An Atchison lady was asked VI
thought would be the first thine
would do if they had the maxim,
laws. Limit the number 81
meetings." was the reply,-Ah
(Ka,e.) Champion.
A DIALOGUE of the future
artist and 1 want some spirits to
the arts" Certainly, sir (tillio
tiask) may I ask what your bra]
art is?" Painting the town y
Springfield Republican.
THE watering-place letterthatl,
ceipted hotel bill written into itsMl
publication is somewhat sickepinc
cannot be regarded as reliable
speaking Of rooms and board in 81
terms.-Nee0 Orleans Pica,,1,le !
Mrs. SMITH engaging servant
you write? Servant-Yes, ID
Mrs. Smith-Well, here is a
write my name on it. (serantj
"Mrs. A. B. Smythe.") Mrs 4
docking at it)-You are engsd|
Time.
Mr.. A. (who is reading the pape|
woman committed suicide in ID
hanging herself with handkes|
Well, 1 never heard of that before.
A.-There is nothing new about
Cleopatra killed herself with a \
didn't she?-Teras SUtings.
AT the seaside: Dorothy-But,
man, I can't answer you now. 4
give me time to think before III
Herman with rapturous passion !
tainly, my good angel. But don't
it too long, because it costs me 81
at this beastly hotel.-Washia
Critic.
New PAsToR-Of what state is
husband q native, Mrs. Veneer?
Veneer--Connecticut, I believe,
"Do you know in what part Of the
he was born?" II don't think he
ever born, sir; I so often hear him'
Of himself to others as a self-made I
ST Paul Globe.
Il SEE that canaries are the fat
birds in your saloon," said a custom
a barkeeper, as he pointed to Sc
cages hanging over the bar. y
where you are mistaken" said the
dispenser. Why, what then ar
most popular birds here?" "swalS
replied the gin-mill juggler.-'
Mail.
WOMAN Ito tramp)-I kin give
piece of dried apple pie for brea
Tramp-Madam, I only eat P
breakfast in cases of the direst neee
but if I should eat dried apple !
July I would feel that [ were N.Y.
the face of a bountiful nature.
try and break bread further on
York San.
CLERGYMEN should be brief al
the point. A Boston clergyman
lad a broad hint to that effect.
would like to have you short whe
marry u.s." said prospective =
groom, because we are going !.
How soon after the. ceremony VII
start % asked the clergyman
about a week." was the reply
the minister realized he had 1t
ton as one possessing the gift Oh .
uance.-Harper's Magazine.
MONOSYLLABLES.
Mine be the force OF words that tax 'ii' ~
But once, to speak them full ana i0"'
clear.
They suit the speech, or song, ana sun W. y
Like bells that give one tone when ~
rung; A.
Or bird notes ON the air, like rain dfop' !,
That pour their joy for all who pause "
Their short, quick chords the dull seN''
and cheer, .,
That tires and shrinks from wofas y
length strung.
Strong words of old that shot right ~ -. -,
And hit the heart as soon, were priei "'
Who finds them now and fits tuen'