The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-05-24


This is the time of year to wear lin
en- duster-but be sure and wear it unde
your overcoat
The Democratic candidate is Young
but he'll be both older and wiser in few
months.
Sullivan is exhibiting "the shoes il
which he fought Mitchell" They are al
"pegged OUT
"The Democracy are a unit for Cleve
land" The people will be tens, hundreds
and thousands for Blaine.
The flowers at the Democratic State
Convention were "potted." Cleveland's
portrait ought to have been.
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If the Democrats expect anything fol
Growers Free Trade theory, they should
stop the debate somehow, at once.
Cleveland's pantaloons are not. big fol
nothing. He is crowding the whole
Democratic party into his pockets.
Two Pomeroy boys lassoed calf and
made the rope fast to their bodies. Then
the rope and calf made them fast"
1t is told to Col. Fred Grants credit
that he "will not smoke out of doors.
Perhaps it would please his family better
if he did.
One Cincinnati delegate at Dayton
yelled "'Rah fur frankie Cleveland" He
was bound to endorse the brains of the
White House.
Norton, of Seneca, assured the Demo
cratic Convention that Young is rat
tier" And he will be vigorously ratified
by November.
"We favor the payment of liberal PEN
sions to Union Soldiers and Sailors"
Dem. State Platform. [The clause should
have been added "if Cleveland will sign
the bills
Congressman Scott, in his tariff
speech" in Congress, represented the Ad-
This was quite appropri-
ate. He represented nothing, and said
nothing.
Mrs. Floyd, of Urbana, gave her cow a
lunch of eighty-f1ve dollars in greenbacks.
She didn't intend to do it-but the cow
enjoyed it just as though she had.
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One day last week we overheard Jack
son lady singing the lines of the old
hymn:
"December's as pleasant as May
The language was as truthful as the
singing was beautiful.
The world is full of incongruities.
that he is said to be
stepped in oil, the only time the Demo-
cratic Senator from Ohio took the floor,
be squeaked.
The ladies oughtn't to get offended at
The M. E. Conference. Perhaps the Min
sters thought most of the good ladies did
and lecturing enough at home.
The mean temperature in Ohio, in
w
ow the mean for the past six years.
[ronton Register.
We'd like to see you find anything be-
ow the mean" of the weather for the
past six days.
Gov. Hill boasted that he wanted to
cad the Cleveland delegation to st,
Louis. But Grover sat down on him.
Ehe ''big un" don't want any assistance
n running the Democratic party.
There is peculiar sadness in the act
If the Democracy in tearing poor. dear
I'D Dick Bishop from his political grave
md shipping him to st. Louis as dele
rate.
With but four saloons open-out of
more than two thousand-in Cincinnati,
IN the second Sunday of the Owen Law,
ooks as though the work-house was not
popular.
When one of the orators at the Demo-
ratio State Convention said his candi-
late was "time-tired and .tire-tested," he
lad no reference to the Dayton liquor.
t was only figure of speech.
"m"
&C. NJ Holcomb either has appetite too
aIge for his stomach or stomach too
mall for his appetite. He says he goes
lome sometimes twenty-five times a day
o get something to eat. at.'-Galllpolis
Journal.
But does he ever get it2
The women in the M. E. Church, or
ome of them, have suggested withdraw
i, on account of the action of Confer
nee. excluding female delegates. If they
10, we wouldn't give much for Metho-
list prayer-meeting.
Charlie Gray, of Fayette County,
scared" Jesse West. He gave him a
rood scare. The way he did it was to
,ut load in an old rifle, point the gun
With the ramrod still in it-at Jesse, and
ire. The rod went through Jesse's head,
)ut Charlie had lots of fun.
Senator voorhees, enjoys the proud dis
inction of having the largest pension
of any other member OF
,ither house of Congress. ss."--Gallipoli
Bulletin.
That mag be complimentary to Dan
hat more of his constituents want pen
ions than those of any other member
A strange animal was killed at Au-
yusta, Ky.-twenty-four inches long,
weight twelve pounds, head like squir