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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
He Couldn't Do It

An Arcola man who had played
poker till three o'clock a few evenings
ago came homo pretty full Of bug juice
and very short OF money. When he
attempted TO crawl through the window
his wife bawlcd out;
"0pen the shutter and raise the
blind"
Its (hic) no use my dear. Cam
(hic) raise the blind. I'm (hic) busted. -
--Arcoia Record.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
'xasai Voices. Cssarrh and False

A prominent English woman says
the American women all have high,
shrill, nasal voices and false teeth.
Americans don't like the constant
twitting they get about this nasal
twang, and yet IL Is fact caused by
our dry stimulating atmosphere, and
the universal presence Of catarrhal diff
ficulties.
But why should so many of our
women have false teethY
That Is more of poser to the Eng
lish. IL Is quite impossible to account
for IL except on the theory of deranged
stomach action caused by imprudence
In eating and by want Of regular exer-
else.
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere pre-
vail and end in cough and consump-
ton, which are promoted by mal-nu-
triton induced by deranged stomach
action. The condition is a modern
one, one unknown To our ancestors
who prevented the catarrh, cold,
cough and consumption by abundant
and regular use of what Is now known
as Warmers Log Cabin Cough and
Consumption Remedy and Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla, two old fashioned stand
ard remedies handed down from our
ancestors, and now exclusively put
forth under the strongest guarantees
Of purity and efficacy by the world
famed makers Of Warmers safe cure.
These two remedies plentifully used as
the spring seasons:advance give pos
tive assurance of freedom, both from
catarrh and those dreadful and, IL
neglected, inevitable consequences,
pneumonia, lung troubles and con-
sumption, which so generally and
fatally prevail among our people.
Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry
Co., Iowa, served four years in the
late war and contracted disease call
ed consumption by the doctors. He
had frequent hemorrhages. After
using Warmers Log Cabin Cough and
Consumption remedy, he says, under
date of Jan. 10Th, 1888: 81 do not
bleed at the lungs any more, my
cough does not bother me, and / do
not have any more smothering spells. I"
Warder's Log Cabin Rose Cream cured
his wife of catarrh, and she Is sound
and we'll"
OF course we do not like TO have our
women called nose takers and false
teeth owners, but these conditions can
be readily overcome in the manner In
dicated.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
CArARRm CunKn.

A clergyman, after years of suffering
from that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and
vainly trying every known remedy, at last
found a prescription which completely
cured and saved him from death. Any
sufferer from this dreadful disease send
ing self addressed stamped envelope 10
Prof. J. A. Lawrence. 2l2 East 9th St.,
New York, will receive the recipe free of
charge
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

To the Editor
Please inform your readers that have
positive remedy for the above named
disease. BY it's timely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. shall be glad to send two bottles
Of my remedy FREE 20 any OF your readers
who have consumption IL they will send
me their Express and p. O. address.
Respectfully,
7. A. SLOCUM, NJ q. 1s1 Pearl St, N. Y.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

at seeing her charms OF face and form de.
parting, and her health imperiled by func-
tional Irregularities, at her critical period OF
life, was turned 10 JOY and gratitude after a
brief self-treatment with DIR. Pierce's Fa.
yorite Prescription. IL purified and enrich
ed her blood, gave healthy activity 10 the
kidneys, stomach, bowels, and other organs,
and her return to robust health speedily fol-
lowed. IL IL the only medicine for women,
sold by druggists, under a positive guaranteed
from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction In every case, or money will be
refunded. This guarantee has Ibeen printed
on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully carried
out for many years.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Extremes meet In store on North Clark
street where one floor IL occupied by an under.
taking establishment and the other Is devot-
ed 70 repository for masquerade costumes---
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

The House OF Commons has commenced
work the new rule--meeting at 3 o'clock I'm
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

To Hosssekecpcrsand
Farmers. II impor-
tant that the Soda or
Salcratus you use should
be White andPure same
a. AL similar substances
used for food. To in
sure obtaining only the
"Arm&Hammer" brand
Soda OF Saloratus buy
II In pound or half
pound" cartoons. which
bear our namc and
trademark, as inferior
goods are sometimes
substituted for the"Arm
A Hammer" brand when
bought I'm bulk. Par
ties using Baking Pow
der should remember
that its sole rising
property consists Of
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

One Of every five We meet has some form Of
Heart Disease and Is in constant danger Of sudden
death. DIR. Kilmer's OcsAs-wEEp HEART REM
EDy regulates, eorreets and cures.
Pr &c Sr.oo.--6 bottles $500,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

When Baby was sick we gave her cAstoria,
When she was enid. she cried for castorIa,
When she became Miss, abe chung to cAstoria.
When aha had Children. she gave them castoria.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
A Young ssIrl's GrIer

Daniel Dougherty has been initiated as a
member OF Tammany.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Lord Harrington is known as the Troy
boaconstrictor
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Black, dark-brown, or gray ftirs trim RED
cloth dresses tastefully.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Ffrsy-Ail Fits stopped free by DR.. Klines Great
Nerve Restorer. No Fits after hnt days use. Mar
velous Treatise and ss 90 trial bottle free to
fit cases Send TO DIR. Kline. ca Arch So Phila., Pa
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

The Tosca is the favorite French roun
hat, and Il has low crown.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

A bill allowing women 10 vote on the
license question has passed the third reading
I'm the Massachusetts, House.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
SPONGE CAKE.

Two cups of sugar. two and one-half
cups of flour, one-lalf cup cold water.
fonr eggs. two teaspoons of baking
powder. beat the yolks OF eggs thor
oughly with the sugar, add the water.
then the flour with baking powder. and
lastly the whites of the eggs well
beaten.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

bicarbonate ofsoda. One
toaspoonful Of the "Arm
a Hamm er" brand OF
Soda or Saleratrs mixed
with sour milk equals
four teAspoonfuls OF tho
best Baking Powder.
saving twenty times its
cost. besides being much
healthier, because IL
does not contain any
injurious substances,
such as alum. terra alba
etc, Of which many Bak-
ing Powders are made.
Dairymcn and Farmers
shoulduse onlytho~Arm
A Hammer" brand for
cleaning and keeping
MIX Pans Sweet and
Clean.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
BRoILED KIDNEYS.

Split them through lengthwIse and
run an iron skewer through them tc
keep them fiat; pepper, and broil over
clear fire. They should be lightly
done. Serve on a very hot dish. sprinkle
them with salt and put a bit Of butter
on each.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
DOMESTIC HINTS


Cut one pint Of cold meat into one
half inch dice. removing fat bone and
gristie. Put the meat into a stew-pan,
cover with boiling water and simmer
slowly two or three hours; then add
one-half can mushrooms. cut fine. two
tablespoonfuls wine. salt and pepper
to taste. Wet one tablespoonful -four
TO smooth paste with a little cold
water. stir into the liquor. cook ten
minutes and serve.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

OF course we do not Ike TO have our
women called nose takers and false
teeth owners, but these conditions can
be readily overcome in the manner in
dicated.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

Crate three sponge biscuits I'm
enough milk TO make paste; beat
three eggs and stir them in with the
juice of lemon land half the peel
grated. Put n teacupful of orange
juice and one of sugar, with half cup
OF melted butter. in the mixture; stir IL
well, put in n dish with puff paste
around IT, and bake slow one hour.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24
coRNMEAL MUFFINs.

One egg. one teaspoon OF salt. one
tablespoon of lard. three teacups OF
fresh buttermilk. two small teaspoons
OF soda. and enough cornmeal to make
as thick as cake batter. Sift soda into
meal and add salt last Grease the
muffin pan we'll. and have hot enough
TO fry before putting in batter. Place
in hot oven and bake quickly.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-03-24

needs reliable spring medicine like Hoods Sar
sapariila 10 expcl the impurities which have
accumulated In the blood during the winter 10
Keep up strength as the warm weather comes on.
create an appetite and promote healthy digestion.
Try Hoods safsaparlila this spring and You will
be convinced that Il does possess superior aud
pecullar merit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
SUINDLE BY 4 PRETENDED HOTEL AGENT

YOUNG NEWCOMERS FIND THEMSELVES IN
FLORIDA WITHOUT MONEY OI EMPLOYMENT.
JACKSONVILLE. Fla. jan (Speciab -" New-iork is
good enough for NO. remarked young man who
was In the of purchasing stecrage ticket for that
city here. any NAME" he added is j. VDonneil,
and I live at No. 1888 Seventh ave. saw an adver-
tisemcn calling for hall boys and other help for the
St. James Hotel In Jacksonville, application 10 he
mado to W. King, No. 272 Sixth-avc wanted
Job and called the address named and was told that
the position awaiting me and that by paying tho
regular fee of SO could start at once paid the
money and was given lcltcr to Z. T. Depple, No.
l1-2 Bay-st., Jacksonville, who was told would
give me the situation. -Four other young fellows be-
sides myself Induced to come down, and all
started on the same steamer. Their names are joe
Madden, Walter Johnson, James Crowley and Pat McCue
When we got to Jacksonville We hunted up Depple,
and he informed that he knew nothing at all about
the matter and that we had been duped also found
that the st. James always employed c0Orcd bell
boys, and the whole thing swndlc. learned
that two Swedish girls also induced to come on
promise of employment, but found mono after
they got here. / had no money, expecting to go TO
work right away and obliged TO send home for
enough to pay my passage back to New-fork Dep
PIE paid my way from here to ST. Augustine" Dep
King. Frank Nash, James ONcil, +. ChadbOurne and
over dozen others here, having paid King for
places here, which, on arrival, they found did not
exist. Some found positions at low salaries. Others
wrote home for money TO return with and Others
still had be assisted by the police Police Captain
Britain said that be had written to Inspector Byrnes
of New York asking him to inquire into he case. lle
was inclined to think that Depple was blameless.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
THIRTEEN SENATORS IN COMMAND.
LIVELY TIMES PROMISED IN THE OHIO LEGIsLAr
URE-wAR ON RAILROADS.

LIVELY TIMES PROMISED IN THE OHIO LEGISLAT-
URE-wAR ON RAILROADS.
CoLUMBUs. Jan. / Especial There has never been
such cxcltabe organization of the Ohio Legislature
the now in progress. The House caucus pro-
ceeded pleasantly, but In the Senate there was an un
usual trouble. The Republican majority Is so large
that 1t possible for thirteen Senators to combine
and practically control only the election OF every
officer but also to dictate the committees. Prior to
tho regular caucus thirteen senators met by prear
rangemcnt and pOrtoned out the patronage without
consulting twelve others, who were ndigr ant at the
slight. In consequence there were vigorous times
I'm the and general expression of Indignation
because slate had been formed and was carried
through generally by the supposed unlucy number Of
thirteen. Several Senators not In the combination
threatened TO Withdraw. but were persuaded to re-
main. They protested without avail.
Late last night the differentiation Senators were
holding Indignation meetings and at one time do
cidcd to Join the Democrats In defeating the election
OF the slate when the Senate IS organized Tomorrow
This Indignation extended TO prominent politicians
among them Secretary OF State Robinson, Congressman
Pugsley and many others who urged the kicking
Senators not to stand by the causus
There IS tonight a disposition to compromise but
the feeling Is very bitter This starts the session
of sensatlonally, some rich proceeding are prom
iscd The charge is made that the entire Assembly
has been organized by the school book ring and any
amount Of school book legislation Is proposed, and
scmbly TO reduce railroad fares TO two cents mile
These petitions are every hotel desk and arc being
rapidly signed II means war on the railroads
which VIII give them trouble.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
psyrrcosr 1yyOUyCFs HIS MISSION.

At the gationa Church. In View
ark yesterday msrning the Rev. Mr. Reno. OF NewforK
State occupied the pulpit place OF the Rev Hugh Pen
ecos Only forty persons Ia the body OF tho church
durns In the morning MT Pentecost opened
the services OF the Unity Congregation in Library Hail.
which packed with people mber sttns tho plat
form accompanied by his WIFE, He proachod from
the Lord SAID unto Abram. Got thee out OF
thy country and from thy kindred and from thy fathers
house the that will show thee He dwelt on
significance Of the text and applied IL 10 ms own
and that of all who abandon traditional Tor ~
tonal belief Every earnestly religious person was rao
alst and works out his faith through BIS own meb.1i
processes The mission OF the Unity Congregation was
encourage religious raonam, and not any particular ksd
Of beiei -. ,.-.
He criticised the Roman Catholic doctrine OF the mmAon
The Infaibity OF the Pope nec
absurd Taat private opinion ic only uishea
people 10 habit aud had desire 10
DESTROY faith Another ps. OF his nsslon was
teach Of The Church tssches but does
practise tho truth 1t callers 10 wealth anu
and sinful begging money IRON mo
rich ~ insult the poor with Little charity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
HALEDOLLARS FOR TWO HUNDRED WIDOWS
Efotn The Bosfon Herald.

rather novel Christmas remembrance yesterday
the presentation OF silver half dollar to each
one of about $50 poor widows In this city. IL Is
not q new Christmas charity. but 1t Is one hat Is
scarcely known 10 the public. II would perhaps
be called the widows mite, with the appca ION re-
vorsed. While not . mUnincent pf, 1t Is gladly
accepted by the poor women, who can ind many
way to expend the piece Of coin. For many years
during tho life of Mr.. William H. knight, an oldtme
prominent merchant Of Boston, 1t was his custom
to send fhy bright silver half dollars TO the
Boston FatheIless and widows Society to be dis
tributcd ono ach to a. many worthy widows. This
little substantial souvenir Of Christmas brought smiles
TO many old iady's face. Just before his death
Mr.. Knight expressed bis desire that his yearly GIT
to the widows DO perpctuated and left the society
a fund to be so distributed. The president Of the
society now Il Mrs George w. Ware. Of No. "a Ches-
ter square who takes deep interest in the Chart able
obtecfs OF the organization There about twelve
Officers who each give their personal attention to
fifteen or moro widows. Yesterday, the annual Gus
tom of distributing Mr. Knights bright silver half
dollars was gone through with, TO tho delight OF the
impccunIous Old souls TO whom, in their later days.
a halfdoilar looks as largo the proverblal cart
wheel.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
SITED FROM THE MEADVILLE WRECK

STORY OF SURVIVOR OF THE FATAL RAILWAY
DISASTER IN WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA.
George C. Volks, of Cleveland, Ohio, one of the pas
sengers on the train wrecked three miles west OF
Mcadyillc, Pa, on Saturday tho New-York, Penn
sylvans and Ohio Railroad, arrived in this city
yesterday. Regarding the accident he said: I" 1
In the Chicago sleeper when the accident occurred
had taken my breakfast and felt strong inclination
to go forward to the smoker Ia indulge In cigar IL
had done so my name would probably have appeared
the list OF the killed wounded When the crash
came left my and hurried To the front with many
others TO see what the matter, though sumo men
were so parayzed with fear that they could not
leave their seats.
1t was the most terror-lnspIring sight that ever
witnessed Tho three engines were standing on their
hind Feet as 1t were, engaged In mortal struggle ana
breathing fire and fury. Hanging leless In the cabs
OF tho engpcs In collision. were the manglea bodies
OF the engineers and nremen Tbs screams and gIoans
OF the wounded flled the air and we're heartrcndlng
helped 10 Mr. Stephenson out OF the wreck and
held my umbrella over him flor storm OF slcet ana
rain was raging at the tlme) until he died Tho
place OF the accident right In the forest and
IL seemed 10 me who was compelled TO witness the
suffering OF tho injured, that the relief train from
Meadviile would mover come. When II arrival no
wounded people could have been more tcndsry cared
forn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
Pest ONCE Netice.

Should read daily By Al Interested, changes may
Letters Tor foreign countries need no. be specially
% 20 ea Sua an e. ana
documents letters not specially addressed being seat b. the
promptly IN ali cases S At III, oce a. oows ''
mals, psr steamship CIV u Dallas from Nsw.oreans
TuEsDAy- a. 4',s m for I,.aaa pr '''f%;s,s
and ether r;arsesan ,statris, ,aas ., ir.sssl poe
IMP Prot Gsr.s ron Ss;of.:sa,; 49, * n. ios
EDNESDAY-At $50 m. for Ireland. psr STEAMSHIPS
Ss,masl: via oas.ns..u deter. %, crs. s"ss
s a.rm S y a $50 Tor EarSo, ss.@.S,
s.ss sas,., must be ssa an
rnUKspAra. tor Jamaica I.aeuI an &c artha coma
must Dc d,resied per Ava",, at ~ ior camp.shs
Ssasas ss aose.a states aa,i ss
Ss:ss ps AMI my ssa,ass S%ss per stsams.lp san.
tagc az D. n o. Bsrmaa1 pss s.e, ~, rai,rs
sArURDAyAta m Tor he Netherlands aect r.s .,s,S
m . Tor p ss r ess s..
E sn% Iva spa% aud Portugal @a., p
Ktrurs" st m for tr.nes sr' zsI,.na i'.ly:
Hr. 'p .t.r ,'i isr croft aesss
s"rn'' FOR sSe; i Steamship Eiaops
a;soT - i s.ra %"s r :: psr am mkt
sT.rp e, H %S D es inssS p pss sam:S
ct 3 D. M for rruItlio and RaatAa pei steamship :
Oteri, from New.OrlsanA
Malls ant J.psa per steamship Oceanic lrea
san Francisco close here January Is at N: Matte
for Australia Ns~.sssAal Ssatwci Fit ant SAMOA
Islanta psr stshnsiv MariposA from ssa frAae.,on
York Of stssnsnio Republic vita British ns,. Toe Aas:
Papeifi (tra san rr.syso,l c,'. nor. Jssfe,'''
I'm m Mails for Cuba BIZ rtu % TAMPA FtA al
theuce w seansr Ksy wssL W.. clsss tais ass
daily at 230A m
sJys schedule OF closing q Trans Pacific mails
v,pse1 on the prcsunpon their unntcrrupted overland
trsnsis 10 Francisco Mails IRON ne East arriving %
time the DAY OF sanS " steamers eSo
dispatched thence the same day. =.
Pvt rmce vew Yc-k. n. ". psc - 1852
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
JOEL PARKER.

PHILADELPHIA, jan 2-Exs0overner JSol PNrkse q
New Jerscy the war Governor Of State died at the
residence Of n relative he visfing Tn this city
Mt l223 this mersing from paraiytic stroke, which
upon him at a:30 o'clock gu SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Jo.l Parker was born in Monmouth County. n. j.. On
November "a 1916, his ancestors both sides benS
amsng tho first settlers of that part Of the state His
father Charles Parker lsd many offices of trust was
nsmber Of the Legislature for five years and served
enc term a. state Treasurer When ssvestesn years cid
joel Parker took charge of his fathers farm. When his
father sold the farm he reutsn to prepare for
collexe He was graduated at Pripcston in 1889 and
i'm msdistely commenced the study Of the law with
Henry w. Green, afisrward Chief Justice and sub.
ssaucutiy Chancellor Of the State. In 1s43 be COM
msnced the practise Of his profession ut Frcehold the
county of Monmouth where no has since contin-
ualy resided.
Mr. Parker was always Democrat He appeared On
ths stump In lS44 and three later he was ercfsd
10 the New Jersey Assembly. Although the yeunseH
tsss Including the one on the Judiciary whom his term
closed he made Preseounn Attorney lor
County, which Office he held fer five year, In 1850 nc
eossiu and was one three Northern ELECTORS whs
vstsd for Stephen A. Douglas fer President lie Was
active In esrts prevent the war; bt alter pcesa y
ontspoken aud jealous In support OF the Govsrnmen,
1897 he was nominated TO be MajsrGenerai "a
" ,ntcers by Governor Olaen and was Unanimously
confirmed by the Senate. In 1892 hs was neanatea
tine Democrats fer and elected is
In support OF the Federal Government during MS
three years service male his name popular
one state He retired to private lte N is1s me
ststs Constitution not permitting aoy sne 10 nou u
once Of Governor for two consecutive terms
He was reelected in 1871 After ths cleso
OF his second term in 1875 he devoted bimsei 70 ns pre-
cratic nomination fer President in 1876, put ne CLOSED
his NE without again holding ofics.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
BACK FROM HER grpopr.y rorn

Mss Emily winant the popular contralto return.d YEA
terdxy the Etrura Il ON visit Of nearly year in Epr
land aud Germany To TRIBUNE reporter who caed LAST
evening cosy apartments At No
she expressed delighted to get home again Ths
passage over" Ahe said. "was quiet one for . winter
passage There only two days Monday Friday
ortably rough In answer to inquiry
o. 70 her abroad abe sad, than pleased
with my success and with the manner In which
i wac reccived When ! went away was
anxious to win an artistic success which. you know
III rerent from popular The critics
exceedingly KIND and said that a A that
most desired WAS Of course much pleased at
their criticisms sang London AMI the prov.
also IN Germsny and was every whsrs kindly
en- glad TO get home however wsnisI TO ovne back 10
cling In "Tho Messh" lsst week. bat my En,i ish
TEsas Jsnusry H. and sfcrw<sd n
Bsoton sewlere.