The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-25
WIT AND HUMOR.

Sleepy Hanow-"Good-ntrbtT over
the s,l.naonp.-Boaton BuH,tiH.
a good MANY dough heads are still
found among the upper crust.-D"E"th
Photographer.
Never ask a crust of . crusty man.
Ask him for meat. for he'll give you o
cold shoulder with pleasure. Boston
Budget
She" is the name of a rich gold
mine in Africa. 1t will be q difficult
matter for men miners to find the
pockets in it-BoStoH Courier.
A Canadian lady is suing a mar for
g., 900 damages for kissing her. 1t is
possible that he had been eating
onions before the event.-LincoIn
Journal.
Examinations for entrance to the
New York asylums are so strict that
few residents Of the Empire State know
enough 10 go crazy.-DuLnh Para
grdpheT.
There is girl in Omaha six feet six
inches tall, and when her lover stands
on his tiptOes and pleads for a kiss
she stoops to concur. -ONeM (Ne6.)
Tribune.
Passenger (on street-car, alarmed)
Madam, do you feel a fit coming
on? Madam (haughtily)-NO sir; I'm
trying to find my Pocket-ChTiSttdn
Register.
Customer to boy in cigar stOre)-
Your 5 and 10 cents cigar look q good
deal alike, sonny. What's the differ
ence between them? Boy-Fi cents.
The Epoch.
When you see a red-headed girl there
is generally q white horse near, but
you may often see a tramp when there
is not q saw-horse within . mile
Lincoln Journal
so jenkins has gone to the bad, eh9
Well. well, he used to be a clever fell
low. What did you say he was doing?"
He's paragrapner on a Buffalo news
paper. "-Judge.
Minister-"Pm going Mp to Chicago
to-day, Deacon Jones. l had a call
last night, and Deacon Jones
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES did you
holdP"-IeEas SyftiHgs.
1t is said that ten years ago Mr..
TLeo. Brown carved his name on the
back of a cake Of hotel toilet soap, and
recently came acrOs it again. The
letters were still legible. -PHck.
Customer Ito coal dealer)-I want
TO get q ton of coal, Dealer-Yes,
sir; what size? Customer (timidly)-
Well, if it isn't asking too much sir, ]
would like a two-thousand-pound ton,
NeU York San.
Great advances have been made in
church architecture during the last
two decade5-the new churches are
handsome-but little improvement is
shown over the old plan of salvation.
Nea0 Orleans PtcayEHe,
She with emotion)-sThere's Mr..
Bangs, the poet; he seem to be all
wrapped up in his thoughts"
He (freezingly)-"Yes! I think he
would look better wrapped up in an
oyercoat. "-NeW York Sun.
Boar6er-'I don't know what's the
matter with, me but | haven't been able
to eat worth a cent since / came to
this house" Landlady-"Were you q
rauseum freak before you lost your
appetite2"-Lincoln Journal
It is always one of the really inter-
esting things in this world to hear a
young oma express her candid
opinion of the other young woman
whom her husband might have
married.-JOnrnd of Education.
Al man fell dead while cleaning tlSe
snow off his sidewalk. 1t is supposed
he suddenly discovered that he had got
over the line and removed the snow
from nearly six inches on his neigh
boris ide.-NorTistoUn Herald.
Although a woman can't throw a
stone, or sharpen a pencil. or climb a
tree, she can sit on her feet in cold
waathar and fhati4 snmathinO i man