The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-10-18
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-Isis sasiess Miss rasasgessssi 80
Maatiossase
Hos 10 fzass . tall MAC skort-~A
lin 10 Lead ygs five aolisu
Iaissesl u oas q ,hs izporisri pro
6Eeaions Of ihs rect Of all evil
"a ques,ios nsr be qscer. bat the on
~he asis u il alss.s TIE qnefssi.
IA san Ia shieb there Il net cen
fer anybody rsapefisn.
4 maH raateF BIZ r,piden speech ~hsi
be sats yoang giil 10 marry him.
II IL seldom coo hoafs abcui pertol
lseiag arrested tor beating record
Ssmg doctors are very aisagnsssbl
e'ssieHsi baihg sisags cot Of pslienis.
"isnI sbis rala.wsier nice 10 ~asl
lar asked little Elsie do you like ng'
Divorces woGld he unknown Il lher,
sas - much conr,ias after marriage q
before.
~Qsiils are things that are sometimes
tskss IRON The pinious OF one goose Il
spread ,he opinions Of another.
The mosi curious thing shout fslse
hcca 20 that il can set over 40 much
territory by simply lying around.
-fs her-Ai,sr you get through dig.
esoe sosi are you going TO dor Ams,eur
eardest Put porns plaster on my back.
- II We could see ourselves as others see
Us, taosi Of ns would hardly see ourselves
81 all
Almost auy sroeers clerk can sell at
four brands Of chewing tobacco out OF a
pa dden under the counter.
lazy taan gets tho reputation 70,
bsigg saosing usn, who is simply m
oslla man.
Speaking d fAiIroals.a wag remarked
that they are now built Of three guages,
VIA. broad gaage. narrow guage aud mort
gage
AGsDrgia farmer made 800 Of al acre
plsaled Y waiormelous, and a physicisn
~ tue nelghbOrhood made $500 of tie
same acFe.
What remarkable activity 10 leather,
said yonng market reporter when the
girls father helped Thin down the frtn
sieps.
Lowers travelling on the railroad never
consider tunnel great bore, however
much y may be one = unless the conductor
lights ihe lamps inst before entering il.
-li is bard to decide which is the more
pesti'snti 1.-THE young bore who is fos.
ever Raging what be is going to do, or
the va bore Who is eternally Dragging
what ha has done
The oaly reason why got my ears
bosed, said Jobpny. was becaus, when
mo.her said neighbor bud borrowed a
hen Of her, said the lent hen season had |
arrived.
onice Boy Ito Editor There's q |
female book agent outside. sir. an a red
eyed man what wants tc whip the editor.
Editor Well, show the man what wants
10 whip the editor in,
"A bachelor. who particularly hated
literary women, asked an authoress il she
could throw any light on kissing. ~
could said she, looking archly at him
but thing 1t is better Ia the dark.
= Brown That's a handsome. umbrella
you We got there. Robinson" Robinson
"Yes Brown About what does it cost
TO carry an umbrella like that2" Robinson
---"Eiernal vigilance"
Il don't know what will come next,"s
good old lady was heard to remark the
other day. John is near.sighted, You
know, aud bis wife bard OF hearing, end
nov they have got red headed baby"
Jones i say, Smith. understand
thai 3rown is something Of literary man.
Smith Literary man. yes. Why, Blown
writes for the waste baskets Of some Of
The lie. ling newspapers and magazines in
The ccua,ryl
Are Jon going out ridingf" YES"
why do yon take that bell along instead
Of whipf" because, you see, boue BIT
This horse from the street railroad o. M
pauy. and be won't move unless ring .
bell
Husband Maria. here is a telegram
N cousin George. down in Florida. He
u Wife 10 great alarm From FloridaY
For goodness sake. John, don, bring il
MO The house. You don't know vi ether
! has been fumigaied or mott
In Mississippi one OF our teachers
sush, The class faithfully the golden text:
Pat on Thy shoes from Of Thy feet, for
De place whereon thou stsndest is holy
Iround, The next Sunday only one eirl
'ould remember ~. and she reciied il thus
Moses. Moses, take Of them shoes"
- had my picture taken today" said
title chrisliue Il crossed my arms and
eaned on chair and tie picture man put
y, bead in same tongs." Why, you mus,
lase Looked like lump Of sugas 10 sugar
ones laughed papa why. so mus,
isvc. said Christine. delightedly. ''csnss
be mso Kept saying. VIA. as~eet little
tnlr'
Dpsu ia Backs conniy. pennsylysnia.
professor" has been nominated for
lnagress, II is good sign when scholar
a.e an scilse part 10 politics, but As the
'spers simrly meniion this candidate .,
f-ofessor soanso." il - impossible for
svesage reader 10 tnow whether be fiils
be ehsir ci orlensaI languages and Me
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