Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-08-10
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-NO oALI
LoueU. wig
SUMNER salutation : Hot :,
Washington Critic. sd
HIGH protection-The n,,,.,
Duluth Paragrapher. FN'"ea7
WHEN singers throat is ~.
can't expect her songs to ba :. ia ~
Exchange. we'll
some men are light on thu,
while others are light in tba as,'
Yonkers Statesman. ns
New explosives are beino Il.
daily, but powder is still Good SSs \.
for the ladies.-Erchonge. GO
NOBODY can paint spirit p;ctr,,.
to the artist whose nom de n1 hs
Jim Jams.-Teros sittings. p'''
"AnE you drinking muc,
Colonel?" he asked. "No.r ras,,.
the Colonel; II haven't touched s1e
since 8 o'clock this morning 80;
SOME deem it quite IN honor inst ~,
One Of the first settlers in tha y, w. W
The best first settler, though, it seems !.
Is he that pays cash down, ~
Judge.
A MAN whose wife presented him
triplets the first year of their mar
said he would have preferred to y
his family on the installmen+ NJ
TEXAS SJtings.
MORMON ELDER Ito wife)-I
stand that our beloved brothe, 4
Brigham, has an addition to his 70,
Wife-Is it boy or a girl, 1os
Mormon Elder-Neither; it's nar,
Epoch.
Ss'A 'eA, says bod
etiquette, ALWAYS sits when he car,
Carvers who get on the table and
a wrestling match with the chicksr
known by some other name.-Rocll
Express.
1T says here that one of the
dollars Of 1904 is worth $780," sail
Spriggins. Il reckon they'd have y
more of 'em if they'd knowea I'd
ever be worth that much. "-New
Eue7ai1ag Sun,
"You are very large man." sal;
avenue tailor to Congressman, al
took his measure. "Think SO. do 70
replied the NJ. G. Il certainly !
well, you ought to see me when d
home. "-Washiagton Critic.
"N[R. ST." asked professor at |
Maine State College, "What do !
understand by Naturalization" Md
Naturalization is the process Of d
ing a foreign born person native Of
United States. -Le1riston Journal
NOBODY but millionaires on this q
can afford to heap Goals of fire on d
enemies heads. Nobody foresaw Vi
that Scriptural injunction was wn1
that forgiving disposition would 4
cost SIG per ton. SAM Francisco
an1iaaer.
A CONDUCTOR poked his head n|
door OF car and called out the stad
Sawyer, whereupon a young
upon his wedding tour, who was ali
to kiss his bride, yelled back: Id
care if you did, sir; she's my wife
augusta Chronicle.
HUSBAND Gin the early morning.
What are you going through mypecs
for, my dear? Wife-A little chan
John. Husband-Have you no mon
of your own? Wife-Yes; but it is
much easier to find q mans peck
John, than woman's. "-Ha1persE
zd7'.
A MINISTER overlook q Quaker Ii
and politely assisted her in opening
gate. AS she wasa comparative stn1?
in town, he said: "You don't kn'
perhaps, that 1 am MI. -. Have
you heard me preach?:' 81 have hea
thee try was the the quick rejoind
Rare Bits.
SHE walked into the dry goods store
With stately step and proud,
She turn'd the frills and lnces DER,
And pushed aside the crowd.
She asked to see some rich brocade,
Mohnirs and grenadines.
She looked ut silk of every shade
And then at velveteens,
She sampled jackets blue and red
She tried on nine or ten,
And then she toss'd her head, and SOU
She "guess'd she'd call again"
-Tcras !SittinJs.
SUNSHINE As Il MEDICINE
Sleepless people-and there are n y
in America-should court the SUM-
very worst soporitic is laudanum' =
very best is sunshine. Therefore j
very plain that poor sleepers sl'''
pass as many hours Of the day as pVs
BILE in the sunshine. and as few as F'
BILE in the shade. Many women J.,
martyrs, and do not know it. u
shut the sunshine out of their ho's
and their hearts; they wear wells u
carry parasols; they do all that Is T..
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