The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-05-10
understand ; .aid a Cbarlestown

Il understand, said a Charlestown
man to his wife, as he mOpped the snow
from his beard, that winter fingers in
the lap of spring Il don't catch the
drift That's because you haven't been
out Of doors, 1.-THE Beacon.
That feeling Of WEAKNESS so often experiencep
in the spring, results from sluggish condition Of
the blood which, being impure, does not quicken
with the hanging season. Ayers Sarsaparilla,
by vitaliz and cleansing the blood, strengthens
and invigorAte5 the system.
A father has to have a good deal of ex.
perience before he finds out what lot
of things there are in this world that
are directly designed to wake up sleep
ing baby,
Mrs. Yunkupple-'Why, Reggy, what
do you mean by eating breakfast with
your trousers turned upl 1t isn't raining.
Mr.. Yunkupple-'No dear, but the cof-
fee looks awfully muddy.-IThe Beacon.
Mrs. John Sherwood saws that the
most difficult thing in good breeding is
to drop an acquaintance. 1t can be done
readily enough, however, by lending the
acquaintance a fair sum OF money.
--[Exchange.
Every one readers needs y y
Hop Compound, famous else
where now sold here. Fine Spring
Tonic. Pints, SOC. Try it.
II some of the dailies want to show
their enterprise, let them ascertain how
many of the citizens Of Massachusetts
omitted a single meal on Fast Day in
obedience to the governors proclama-
tion.-[ Christian Register.
Humors run riot in the blood at this
season. Hoods Sarsaparilla expels every
impurity and vitalizes and enriches the
blood.
He-'Do you know, Miss Mabel, that 1
have discovered why my brain is 80 &C
tive?' She-'No, Mr.. Minuswit. What is
your theory He--'It's because l so
yes! The Limited, IT'D Bits.
A lady teacher in a Harlem school
was amazed the other day by seeing a
perfect forest of juvenile hands fly up
in the air and shake and gesticulate with
violent agitation. What 20 you want?'
queried the puzzled instructor, Chorus
Yer hairs fallin' off, '-[The Beacon.
WORTH TEN DOLLARS
to any family, is DIR. Kaufmann's book
on diseases; finely illustrated plates from
life; don't be humbugged, but cure your.
self. Send three cent stamps for pack
age to A. P. Ordway & Co., Boston.
Mass, and receive copy free.
The news about the German Emperor
indicates a general feeling that his case
is desperate, although the casual symp.
tons are favorable.
Sister Jones. -'Brudder Lightfoot,
what's the resin it's so much hotter in
de summer dan it are in de winter
Brother Lightfoot-' History tells us,
Sister Jones, dat it am OWN to de fac
dat de nights am so short dat de sun,
dat CRATE ball OBJ fire, don't had time to
cool off,
KEEP YOUR TEMPER.
Many one loses both fortune and
friends by a rash outburst of temper.
Paine's Celery Compound will help any
one to keep his temper, for it is usually
the nervous and sick who get angry.
This medicine strengthens the nerves,
and restores kidneys and bowels to
health.
lllG L 6lCldu9 uDOul EIllDtIOI
erIck are surprised at his sudden i'm
provement, and do not put much faith
in it.
Patrick, you was on a bad spree yes
terday.' Yes, Mr.. Ellis, l was. Bless
me if | weren't a-layin' in the gutter wild
pig. Tom. Ryan came along, looked
at me an says. says he, One Is known
by the company they kape. And did
you get up, Patrick No, but the pig
did. It'd Bits.
Royal Golf, of Willsboro, N. Y. suf-
fered two years from hard cough, with
severe pains in the side and chest, and
raised large quantities of blood, Several
physicians tried in vain to relieve him.
Three bottles of Wistar's Balsam of Wild
Cherry cured him,
1t is felt among the Irish leaders, says
London paper, that the decree of Leo
XIII. will have but small effect, owing
to the little respect that is nowadays
entertained for the interference OF the
Roman hierarchy in politics. 1t is
thought the people will no just as they
please,
Dyspepsia and Liver complaint.
Is it not worth the small price of rs
cents to free yourself of every symptom
of these distressing complaints, if you
think 80 call at our store and get bot
tie of Shiloh's Vitalizer. Every bottle
has a printed guarantee on it, use &C
cordingly, and if it does you no good it
will cost you nothing. Sold by John T.
ShurtIeff, druggist,