The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-07-07
CONVINCING GUARANTEES.
Which arc Justified by worid-wid
Experience.


Which arc Justified by . World Wide
Experience.
To the Public;
Having branch houses and laboratories in
seven different quarters, and therefore
having worldwide experience, we, II. II.
Warner & Co., justify ourselves in making
the following statement.
First.-For the past decade we have held
that 90 per cent. Of diseases originate in the
kidneys, which introduce uric acid into
the system, poison that Is injurious to
every organ, attacking and destroying first
the organs which are the weakest. We
have also held that If the kidneys are kept In
perfect health most Of the ordinary ailments
wi2 Be prevented, or, il contracted, cured.
Other practitioners have held that extreme
kidney disease is incurable. We have proof
to the contrary, however, In hundreds OF
thousands Of cases in every section Of the
globe.
ISeeond.-The kidneys being the sewers of
the human system, it is impossible to keep
the entire system in good working order
unless these organs are doing their full duty.
Most people do not believe their kidneys
are out of order because they never give
them any pain. II Is a pecntiarity Of kidney
disease that it may long erist Without the
ktorlsdgs Of the patent or Of the practitioner.
1t may be suspected if there is any gradual
departure from ordinary health, which de-
parture increases as age comes on.
Third We do not cure every known dis
ease from one bottle. This L. an impossi-
| 5tiifu
Fo,srth.-Warner's Safe Remedies have
been recognized by the doctors and the peo-
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| Fifh.-We make the following unqualified
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GUARANTEE THAT Warmers Safe
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GUARANTEE 2.-7hat the testimonials used
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absolutely tr~e. We will forfeit 5000 for
proof to the contrary.
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have permanently cured many millions OF
people whom the doctors have pronounced
incurable. Permanent cures are always
convinsng proofs of merit.
SixA.-Ask your friends and neighbors
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REV. J. p. ARNOLD, Camden, Tenn, had fear
| ful assesses caused by Kidney disease. In
1878 and 1881, other running assesses ap-
peared. He was fully cured in 1882 by
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| years old.
| Mrs. ANNIE JENNEss- MILLEIl editress Of
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E. b PRICE, NJ D., gentleman and physician
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four years ago, after trying every other reme-
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HERMAN URBAN, Of MacNeale Urban, safe
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DR. do. LEWIS wrote; "If found myself af-
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MRS. e. J. WOLF, Gettysburg, Pa, s. C. Far
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as over half the cases are) by Warmers Safe
Cure.
We could give many thousands of SINH
lar testimonials. Warmers Safe Cure does
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Seyeah.-Warner's Safe Remedies were
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made by II. n. Warner that, If the remedy
now known as Warmers safe cure, restored
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For this no other specific is known.