New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-10-04
himself goes to the stream t. fetch tho wafer she
requires.
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THE TALK or THE Day.

They tell Of Dakota editor who said that the LEV
,satune @opened with prayer whatever thsi may be-
And hero comes an astute art critic in " The Bufalo
Courier" who thus writes up painting OF the Cruc'-
Axiom: Tho theme Is majestic one but witnout ths
cavalry tho crownng Significance OF the Divine lesson
Of self-sacrhce Is lacking
Worthy OF consIderation.-"I sec that new word n
called for to describe railroad accidents" remI1n
spacer: the WORD telescope is not considered ap-
Isn't II" replied imam, -" tneh M" "ou" oOiA'"~
oscope doT-tPuch
Tho daily consumption Of moderate drinker In
op.ndcrs is rs follows: 3 80 o. wOrm-killer,'
sam an eye-opener,7 II a. m )" whip" p. m. .
"d.gestor,s D. m. soldier" and p m. a" fnisher'
Infantile Logc.-Bsby was trying 70 dress herscIt
are yop Tng 10 n 90 mere bar soc s on
wrong side out p .o.... .,..
Judge.
Says Canadian paper: =" The people OF the United
States &c going down hill fast Wen, what did you
give US the toboggan forl
Not Safe Investment.-"so you have conSiuaodd
not to marry Miss Nlcke1 heard she was ILL., and
/ suppose she Is falling fast
The people Of Augusta Ca, are said TO be showing
their admiration OF Mrs. Amelie Rives-Chanler By
Offering her desirable plots Of land In the residence parts
Of the city.
clever postman translated correctly the address on
letter received at the Boston post Office lately, which
ran:
Mrs. Blank
Boston Bucksburry
street
dartmit oteal
After interpreting Bucksburry" 10 mean Roxburys
sdar,at oteais was intended To- Hotel Dartmouth
--(BOstOn Transcript
A doctor in Ohio town, who lives street lead
ing to the cemetery, has a reversible Sign Usually
the sign pre- his and lice hours; but when
funeral passes he turns 1t over and then the follow
Ing legend IS displayed: @Not my patient; I cure
all who follow my directions"
Now tell me- Carrie, true that you marry
Mr. Cofersfnl was told so, but really couldnt
believe II, you know OF course be has lots Of money,
but then he IS such dsagreeable type OF man, you
Yes Lille but you forget that am Mr.. Golfers
And for the space Of some time there was nothing
heard but the monoIonous rat tat rat tat tat OF the
caligraph.-(Boston Transcript
The fact that the Hebrew is a cosmopolitan seems
TO anger the Germans more than anything else. Tho
"Kreuzzeitung' dwes principally this crime in
its present crusade against the Hebrew people OF Ger
many.
"what are YOU doing now7, inquired one tramp
Of another when they met n country road
-. Taking part in the political campaign SAID
Well, you are a sweetloOking politician DO
"No l travel from barbecue to barbecue.-(Chi-
cago News
THE sOUTHDOwN LAMB AND THE DowN-soUTH
MAN.
highly moral ballad with the latest variations.
(same tune Mary's Lamb)
Columbia had little lamb
It's fleece white as snow,
And many farmers sheared the wood
That the sheep did grow
Then Mills, OF Texas said the ram
Disturbed the Free-Trade School.
The lamblIn knocked the teacher OUT
Regardless Of the rule.
When Mills remains were gathered up.
With Others OF his pals,
Through ChaIon's Custom House they passed
Free materials
"yhy love that lamb ~ The nations asked,
Columbia did reply
In OF war that lambs the sheep
OF. which / can rely y
late song Is entitled Nobody Knows but Mother
Generally speaking nobody knows but mother whaA
kind Of temper daughter has. but after tho honey
moon is the young husband begins t. ind out
something of what mother knew.-tBost ton Courier
Another Complexion on the Matter-Pollto con-
ductor-Your fare, madam.
Miss Cosy Cobb from stamford)-You'd orter SEQ
before / got subscribed at Aunt Hammers clam
bake.-(Tme.