St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-02-05
"ELLO. HERRIN ~

An East end yOungSter climbed up on
char to the telephone, where she was
overheard as follows:
"Elio, clio, peas div me hebbin. Ello,
neDDln, L want to taught to David. Ello,
DAVID, peas make my mamma we'll"
THE SMALL BOYS WATCHFUL EYE.
Boston Transcript.
A certain charitable mission enter
prise, connected with an important
church, is presided over by the young
assistant minister of the church, who is
much admired for his personal graces
as we'll as for his piety and zeal in good
work. He has been assisted in the
work. OF instructing, eleyating and
amusing the boys who resort to the mis-
sion by some good ladies of the parish,
and particularly by young woman
whose benevolent interest in the mis-
sion work has been supposed to include
the clergyman at its head. She has
been interchangeable in her endeavOrS to
teach and entertain the boys, and often
addresses them in little speeches. The
other Sunday this young lady was
speaking to the boys in the presence of
the clergyman. She had eXhorted them
to be good and studiOus, to avoid bad
company, profanity and other democrat
izing things, and closed her little eXhor-
tati0n with these words:
81 want you to be good boys and do
all these things that have asked you,
because L love you all"
Il know who you love most" small
boy in the front row called out.
.f'Well, who is it, johnny" asked the
cuSation of Partially among the BOYS,
which she wo Id have been glad of an
opportunity to deny.
The boy pointed his small, grimy fin
ger at the young Clergyman.
2c"Him!" he shouted.
e The young lady'S interest in charita-
bile work is said to have declined visibly
for some little time.
& STANDING OUT FOR TERMS.
Boston Herald.
g.. A little Chelsea girl of five years
passed last summer on farm in Maine.
Green apple time was at hand, and her
aunt, to whose care, she had been con-
ltided, cautioned her against eating
them. But little Eve could not resist
the forbidden fruit. No particular
harm resulted, but her aunt felt it her
duty to again point out the danger. II
once knew a little girl" she said.
who eat two green apples one day.
She was sick all night, and in the
morning she was dead" Silence
.reigned for the little one was very
thoughtful. AT last she looked up and
said: "Do you think bod would fOrdive
me if only eat one dreen apple and
only took two or three bites out Of
another:''
LOVE IN ITS UNSELFISH PURITY.
Dress.
Little Philip fell downstairs one day
and injured his face so seriously that
for long time he could not speak.
When he did open his lips, however, it
was to no complaint of pain. Looking
UP at his mother he whispered, trying
to smile:
Pm pretty glad 'twasn't my little
sisterv'
COMICAL ASSOCIATION OF IDEAS.
Burlington Free Press.
Little Bessie-Papa, do hate to hear
your pen Scrath.
Papa-It's the paper, my dear.
BeSsie-Well, papa. can't you get
some paper that doesn't itch so bado
KATIE's FANTASTIC THEOLOGY.
Boston Globe.
Little Katie JellisOn, aged four, after
listening to sermon about heaven,
asked her mother OH the way home if
Heaven was as pretty as pink silk
dress all punched up in the back and a
pink sash on"
She was naughty one day and heI
mother was talking to her, much to the
young lady's evident Impotence. "Do
you know who sees you Katie, when
you are naughty?"
"There, mamma" exclaimed Miss
Katie, Il don't want to hear any of the
God business to-day"
THE GOOD ANGEL OF THE FAMILY.
| Boston Globe.
a little boy was sent to the grocer's
for pail of mOlaSSeS. Returning he
| fell and spilled it in the sand. AS he
wept profusely over the appalling catas-
trOphe, little friend CHANGED to come
along and asked him what he was cry
| ing for. He replied: Il have split the
'lasses, and am afraid to go home and
tell my mamma. She will whip me- y
To which his little would-be comforter
answered, i'll solemn tones, Haven't
| you got a grandma"
WHY TALKING IS NOT A SENSE
| Chicago Tribune.
Mamma" said a fve-year-Old the
other day, ''ain't there any other senses
'cept seeing. hearing, feeling tasting and
| smelling?"
''No, my child" answered the mother
sit is usually considered that these
five are enough"
.t''Well," said the little one, with an
| air of deep conviction, Il s'pOSe talk
ing would be called a sense if there
wasn't so much nonsense about it,"
DOSE FOR THE DOCTOR.
| louisville Courier Journal.
oglAI physician told a good joke Oh him.
selfftO an appreciative audience at the
| Jail. Sat my house," he said, 81 make
it point to ask blessing before each
meal There is sharp, bright-eyed
little fellOw-a member of our family
whO,has just reached the age of seven.
He takes particular note of everything
that happens, and often makes quaint
remarks. Well, OH the occasion to
which l refer, we sat down to supper,
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