davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
, 1888-04-05
Whom Life Has Disclplinea.

The middle aged, who have lived
through their strongest emotions, but are
yet in the time when memory is still half
passionate and not merely contemplative,
should surely be sort OF natural priest
hood, whom life has disciplined and con.
secrated to be the refuge and rescue OF
early stumblers and victims of self
Despair. ir.-George Eliot.
, 1888-04-05

Professor w. Ramsay suggests that
cOlor blindness is probably defect OF the
brain instead Of the eye. 1t is analogous
to the dullness which prevents person
from distinguishing an octave's differ
tnce between two musical notes, though
both notes are heard, there being no deaf.
ness.--Plttsburg Bulletin. 0
, 1888-04-05

THE experiment of open executive
sessions of the senate might be made
in the case of nominations for office.
A public discussion of the qualification
OF officeholders would not be such a
bad thing.
, 1888-04-05

Many persons use the phrase sin .
irice" who have no conception of Its mean
ing, A trice Is the sxtieth part Of sec
ond OF time. The hour is divided into
sixty minutes, the minute into sixty sec
Onds, and the second into sixty trices OF
thirds. Chicago News
, 1888-04-05

Review that our people have only to
be broken. 1t is the opinion OF the
understand the situation 10 master 1t
and possess il with all it's advantages.
, 1888-04-05
Wanted to Go Higher.

st. Peter--What are you doing up heres
Stranger--Trying TO see how high / can
60. Can't | 90 higher than this' "No
yoo cant. Who are you, anyhow?' ".
am the Price of Coal ''--Lincoln Journal,
, 1888-04-05

Dinners FOR n penny" are given every
week TO 1000 people out of employment
by Birmingham, England, charity or
EaniZatiou.
, 1888-04-05

Little Pet--Why, mammal Are you
sick?
Mamma twho might be 25, but isn't)-
No, dear; only tired. Mamma has been
shopping all day.
Little Pet-Ohi know! Then you're
what they call shop worni-Harvard Lam
pOOn.
, 1888-04-05

Chinese firms doing business In New
York city during The last year paid the
government $3.50, 600 in customs dutieA
, 1888-04-05

The Oregonian is out III q Lew
dress, and is in all respects y metro
politan newspaper. The Oregonian
and the REVIEW are great newspapers.
, 1888-04-05

THE full strength of the female vote
can only be relied on when the ques-
ton Of county seat ID up.
, 1888-04-05

TO-DAY can be devoted to explaining
how it happened.
, 1888-04-05

De I.o'd he rnake tie wind, but he don't
build de house what dc wind blows down.
, 1888-04-05
THE REVIEW AND THE CITY
ELECTION.

In Yesterdays REVIEW wac disap-
poiutment TO some of the more en-
, 1888-04-05

The REVIEW takes oil its hat to the
press vi the country.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

A recent leading editorial of the
Bronwood (Ga. RrpOrtcr reads rs 1oi-
lows:
Jim Freeman, Of the Waycross
Hcadhght, taunts us for being unmar-
ricd, and says no woman so foolish as
20 we'd zone Of our sort Can be found
Is the reason. Jim IS married man
and We reckon he thinks be cornered the
lest foolish virgin, bat he's mistaken.
Should we happen to find IN these parts
one who would bitch on 10 US We have
too much feeling for her to starve and
subject her TO life of misery, asJlmmle
is doing one OF the wireRrass variety.
Whereat Jim comes back IN his Way
cross Ye0dLght Ill the following choice
English:
"Yes, dear friend, You have too much
feeling for your single Indebtedness,
and prefer a lie OF darkness with a pau
pers death TO an extra exertion of Your
sleeuv headed energies for the support of
'ous Of the wiregrsss variety. All, Jack,
YOU are not posted as to our means of
existence, else you would not prsttle 50
fooli,hly. Our neigl bOfs xiii h0gs IL
tue winter anu ~tiN u@ mugs utduo ~ i''N'
our wiregrass variety upon they raise
ana eat collarls IN the Eprinetlme and
send Us tho pot-lquor TO feed her on ;
blackbcrr.es are plentiful in the sum
mor. md We chat is, the 'wiregrass
variety and five children revel in
luxury in the fall persimmous and pos
sums are ripe. Why, then, the neces-
IT, 90 e4arV7ucy fine tlqdV We board
with = While the cold winds howl over
the land about Chri tmas-time, chasing
old bachelors like yourself to their lonely
Jens. We around the hearth ut the home
made happy by the presence OF 'Nire-
GRASS variety, roast potatoes, sP5nk the
baby. and grow up with the country.
That beats You. But one reason why
Won ate not married is because you are
ireclIe- faced, blesr-eyed tongue-tied,
pireop-toed. kuock-kneed hump-backed,
box-ank.eI and too stiugy to eat Now,
f,ke that, buddie !"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
TIGERS 49, THICK Az PEAS.
Al Awful Island In Indi" which
looks q Paradise by Moonlight.
Letter Chicago MALL

The shin has anchored inside of the
Hooqblv rivcr. one OF the many estu1-
ne, of the Gan.es. The moon has Just
come up from over low island to the
east. The air IS balmy and has tire
evoet odor OF the land. Light clouds
move lszi'y across the III 'dy face OF the
Oueeu of Mint. A wcli-born daughter
a. that far OF island which rules ncary "a
third of the world by her BRAN ana
through her weIl-tled coIers, IS playing
with GENTLE touch the sweet variations OF
the " Mocking-Bird" Nehned gentle
mon AMI gsRtlewOmen Toll or walk softly
about the deck listening to the music.
II ~ harK T. realize that q few mics
mn this broad river is a leach outWaroly
a. mid As A meadow lakclet, bat whose
bottom is shifting qu;cksand. 10 touch
which Is almost certain destruction to
the hrnvcet steamer. Within few
months two 6ne ships OF this company
have been ,uckel IN by the sands. One
ia almost erect. / am tod ITS masts
stand few icet ont of The water The
sands suck IN shios As leeches take IN
blood. and are ever ready Tor more.
No,rels are piled ons ulon the otner.
swallowed never to be digeslcd. Careful
plotage aud daylight ars necessary 10
AVOID the hungry monster.
On yOn low island just under the low
living moon, TIGERS are more abundant
than IN any other part OF the world.
be keepers OF the signal station live
within hirh brick walls md dare not so
hundred yards beyond tnemv Refuge
houses are butt along the coast on high
piles close TO the water. Canned food,
40 gallons OF water chart with full
directions how TO find port. and boat
are at each. And great placards are
stuck up warning the ship-wrecked man
70 beware OF the tigers, and not to Ut
tempt 10 get of except by day. AMI at
no time 10 venture into the jungle. The
islands aud surrounding mainland are
swampy, aud the low jungles are sand
absolutely 10 swarm With tigers and
crocodiles. Nothing less than tidal
wave seems able 10 drive them away.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

was not published until 1856. II was
written whom she was only sixteen
years of rye. Her first iull-Rrown
story brought her just So from
/ GLe0sOa's Pictorial when the writer
was nineteen. The next year she wrote
the story of "Thc Rival Prima Donnas,
which showed, 10 say the LEAST. a strong IN
tcrest in matters his'rionIc. The next few
years of Miss A'cOtt's life were filed with
burdens that were 5ravely carried. Writ
/ ing for sensational publications. teaching,
even sewing. were her means OF support.
She worked so gladly aud perslstently
/ that even before her real success came
she was able to do much in the way OF
help and comfort for the people at
| home"
In 1852 Miss Alcott went South 70
nurse in the soldiers Hospital. from
this duty she was taken home, herself
stricken with the fever. 81 was never
ILL.," she said once to Mrs. Monlton,
until after that hospital experience,
AMI have never been well since
/ In 1860 " Eospitsi Sketches was pub
/ lished: before that " Moods" a tragic
/ lo,e story In 1868 Mss Alcott wrote
"LittIe Womn," the great success OF
her life. In six months, or little more,
she was famous and her hard work as
over. After that time she was abroad a
number of times, wrote much, and re-
ceived probably 100000 n money, with
much honor.
Most Of Miss Alcotts work was done
| in Boston. uer custom was to leave hel
home and take q room in the metropolis
Of New England WHEN she had literary
! project TO carry ont.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

pnny 10 prepared 10 Ioau money Tor improve
monts upon property secured from tso Company,
IrLLOCk, County Clerk. urala, Fla T. ". HAN
ii.0r Ocgia Bsnner, scala; o. D. STOCKTON, DC
street, New York; JOHN +. PHILLIPS 81 CO., q
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

Miss Girlgrad g cant bear Howell
novels. They have no sense in them,
sud all his characters are lileless wooden
figures" Miss Saleslade: Have you
read April Hopes ?" Miss Girlgrad
"NO, never read any Of them, but /
have seen reviews Of them IN the funny
rap1rs, and that's enough for me. JAG
Msrshmallow, Who used to do the
'Ilings aud Arrow column in our high
school paper, used to bit him off splen-
didly. JACK gone into journalism since
he graduated. Hes editor Of the Daill
STARTER, and writes all the articles signed
cod, off, and 1t. haven't read any OF
EN-, but know they must be splendid.
y says he's the only editor on the paper
whose articles are signed.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
TI,e weqt,ui,r efTroubie.

Real good, hard, sudden, unpremedi-
tated. hearty, and soul-ielt swearing be-
ran about the middle OF the thirteenth
century. Pins were invented about that
time. and the ftst mxn who run one
clear through the end of his thumb while
trying to pin q leather suspender to a
bnckskin waistbsnd, or rammed one I'M
der his fnger-uail half way up to his
shoulder While sliding his arm around
the waist belt Of a Rin in the dark, must
have made the welkin ring with sudden
auency Of Nolspuk that carried the ward
by storm. This Is what you might call
An illustration of internal evidence, as 1t
were.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

Professor Gleason, the horse-trainer,
saws when ga horse has large, round,
iull eyes, standing out vol from the
bead he is ape TO be Intelligent aud
teachable. We don't know much about
horses, but when you sec man with
ewes OF that description, large, round,
and prominent-whata are ynlgsrly term
ed pop eyes, you can bet your sordid
millions he can talk mile post stone
deaf in hall a day. He's talker You
never in your life knew a pop-eyed man
who didn't love to talk early, late, and
all the time-about politics, religion, the
weather, himself, yourself, anybody,
anything, just 50 he talks. He's no fool ;
the sign holds in him as it does in Glea-
sons horse but Land OF Silence, what
a chatterer he is
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

There are no words than these more sad
81 coall have dOIe-l had had"
Tho man who rhants this sad r0frain
Has always failed 70 CATH ths trnin.
" III could have reurat" the corner lot
FOR fifty doll.rs-llko as rot
Which, some two wCess AGO, or more,
You paid eleven thousand for.
The carriage team you Douaat In town
paukiug aioven buDdrad icwh
" Ne could have rot % along las fan,
Tor Just four hundred, * aud all
II NJ hal Ind when Jones vent IN
The CONGRESSMAN ned nOw have been.
"Jf he'd have had yOur schOoling, say
A supreme Judge hos be today.
"lf he haI hal" yeur start aud health,
Millions WOuid scarcely cOuat his wealth
II he hnt - read theology,
4 sscoad Recchsr ne wCu'd be;
"lfhopaln tanned his tlfte hts 70 rhyme,
Tkc agos WITH his muge wspla chimei
al lie had had what erO6i 70 vial
"IftehaI h4i he ccuG have been
II he had had "-hoW b IN bis thrOnel
ali he l8d had HE nov would own
stale. Sat. uuprcG able. I'D
" II had half had A."
ROBERT J. BURDETTB.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
tirea,nes, rhrn.trnor Hin.

"1his is my friend, Mr.. Inkwell, Mrs.
Gushingwon, said the prof., ssor "the
author Of a work on American genealoqy
which bIds fair 10 become a house
hold" "Oh, my dear Mr.. InkWcli !
/ have been dying to see you. owe to
you list of e.ecplcss nights. ! got holi
Of your booG and actually could
scarcely lay it down long enough to take
my meals IL is so fsscinaiingly inter
esj.ng" And poor Mr.. inkwel, who
las lust published the new city directory
for 1883, ie 50 tossed about in his mind
that he desires so crawl into the register,
but cannot.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
BURDETTE'S HUMOR.
BRIGHT AND WITTY FANoIEs OF TIE
FUNNY MAS.
Unapprecieted Talent Women and So
crets- Tast Noble Aoimal- Talk and
Thought Eat He Never Did.
lFor tho Dispatch Copyrighted, 1881
4 gOuI-AbsOrbinv OccuDatiOu.

Yes, Albert. it is possible for you TO
live to the end OF your days performing
successfully every day the rare feat Of
keeping your mouth shut ut the right
time, Of never utleung O sentence until
you haze frst weighed it carefully IN
your mind, revised it, and adjusted il
accurately to existing conditions OF
things. ies, you can do that. But,
then, you won't do anything else. No,
my boy, il you DO that always you won +
do one other lingering, solitary, lone
some thing IN all your life. Aou Will
have time to DO nothing except TO think
what You are going to say and bow you
are going TO say it, and then by the time
you are all ready, and open your mouth.
the man you were going to say 1t to will
have grown weary Of waiting and gone
away.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

"Ah, sighed grandfather, "there are
no boysin these days What Is II makes
good, true, manly boys so scarce? ?" Il
don't know" said mother, coming in
from the kitchen, "unless it's because /
want an srmiul Of wood sawed before
dinner Will-yUm! Charlie! Oh-h
Robert! You joint Mary, You'll have
to 20 out to the wood-pile ana cut cou-
pie of sticks for me, there's a good girl. "
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
,1n,ler.s .onr to Rismnrch.

A correspondent writing in saturdays
HcraH quoted from the recent speech
of Prince Bismarck az alluslon to col
lege songof the Princes "dear, deceased
friend John Motley" about the "Sood
Old colony times wneH We were under
the King" and asked If any old New
Englanders conId remember the words
of a chant which had 70 Impressed the
Prince as 4 student that he recalled
them in mis- old age. We have received
many answers, the following among
them:
TO the Edifor Of the Hcr0ld:
Your query about the song which
Prince Bismarck said he learned from
.'his dear fri, nd John Motley recalls a
ditiy which have heard sung by New
Euglauders OF two generations back.
The air is lumty-tum and monotonous.
As remember, the words ran thus:
In the good Ga colony tines,
whoa We lived uHd@r the King,
Three fo-piEh chaps fen INTO mlshaps
Because they could not sing
The one be war 4 miller
And fbe other h. was weave, .
Aud The thrd he was a little tail-Crr-
Three rsguish chaps together.
The miller got drowned in his dam,
Tho weaver got hanged ia bis yarn,
And tie devil clapped his cav on the little
WIS Ia broadcloth under his arm.
Probably between the second aud third
verses above given there were more
verses which accounted for the catastro-
uhe that boiell the men who hal no mu-
SIC in their souls, and some Of your older
readers may be able to give them.
Nrw YORK, March 3, 1888.
70 the EdVor Of the Hcr0d:
] give you this as I remember to have
hoard 1t sung in september, 1885, by
Bartlett. of the Boston Brigade Band /;
Simpson. the drummer, and Smith, the
ffer. have never seen It IN print nor
heard it second time. Bartlett, | sup
pose, Is dead. Simpson and Smith were
here on parade some dozen or more
wears ago. but have hoth deceased, and
each at very advanced ages. There are
many here in military circles who Will
PROBABLY remember them. c. h. Il.
New YORK., March 5, 1888.
In good ola Colony times,
When We we're ua1er the King
Three roc .ish e. Bps fe.i iuto ml hap5
Because thcy could E9t sing;
Rocalse ihey coIld NOT sing,
Because they could uO' sing;
Three r0rl.ah chaps fell into misbaps
Becals they could not sing.
The on- he was miller.
The Oth8r he wa weaver,
Ard ms tlifa DO was lI,tie TAILOR.
Three r0guish rhaps toseher;
Three recu!sh chaps t9gsfteT,
Three roguisn chaps together;
ANA the laird h. was a little tailor
Three rocuish chaps together.
The miller ne stole s0rn,
Ana the weaver be sole yarn,
And the littls tailor ioie broadcloh for
10 keep these nree rogues warm
10 keep these throo r0sues warm,
To keep these three rogusa warm
Aud tho lite tailor stole bru2sclOth for
10 keep lhese three roglos warm.
The miller Was drowned in his dam,
h.'geaver was huag by Ms yarn,
And she devil capPed hi, claw
On the Little tal-lor, with the broadclOth under
his arm;
Wi'h the broadcloth under his arm,
Win TIVE urOadc,Oih under his srnl,
Aud The devil clagped bis CLAW on tho
little tailor
WIKI The broadcloth under his arm.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

Autbor OF G,t,Ie yyoweu.u nc.

Louisa NJ. Alcott is dead. The we'll
known and clever writer OF Little
Women" was born in Germantown, Pa,
November 20, 1892. She vas "literary
almost from babyhood. and wrote fairy
stories in her youth, but her first book
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
unnnnreelated Talent.

Young MIR. Softly Badbov, home on
short vacation, entertaining ladylrlend-
{" And this is our class yell, Miss
Weakneryes-Hoo, pah hoo, pan hoo,
pah yah-hoo, yah-boo Dom pah, Dom
nah wah-hee wah.hee ki-hi ki-hi
kihil ya-ya, ya-ya, waugh (Old
Weaknerves explains next mofning while
paving foe OF City dollars for assault
with deadly weapon with intent to
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

No, George, you don't look through
the Lick telescope with your tongue.
It's another kind Of masnIfying glas.
entirely that man opens his month and
shuts his eyes when he gets a focus with
If. Wonderful things have Denzine
through it.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
A Mastery Charge

"Who charged the jury in the Red
hand murder case Judge Gooilaw y
"No," replied the exjnror sulleny.
ait was Snonff Holdlast, and be charged
'em for all that was out, now tell You.
Uollar'na halt day Tor meals that You
could get ior half the money at tne best
ho.els in town"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
n only Moves for an Assessment.

els there such thing" asks Prince
ton student. Gas absolute rest?" Wei,
possibly not but Mr. keely, OF Pbila-
delphia. has invented motor which
comes nearer the attainment OF that
state than anything else yet known 10
man.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

dot vas Trustworthy horse dot you
rides, MIR. Smallcash." said Mr.. Lew:
Yes ?" replied the gratifed rider.
didn't know YOU were Judge OF
horses" Veil, | see he pace as he
goes: he vos a good clothes horse, MI.
Small But he ceased, for what IS
the use OF talking to man out OF hear
inV
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
100 Ar.incinIror whole Man.

"You should eat cheese with fork, "
saws the Home JoarH0L That's all
right fora man with DO lower jaw, but
in the case OF the average man, what's
the matter with the human mouth
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

commit bodily injury and murder, that
he had had EN- himself only about ten
days ago, and when the attack came on
the Young man he lost all con'roi Oh
himself and grabbed up an adze ana
buggy wrench and went for him.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
Some Men Are nuii, That way.

81 am afraid, doctor" said the pro-
fessor, shaking his head, that MIR.
Longjow talks faster than he thinks.
DOES if he talks at all, replied the
president shortly, and The professor S
worst fears we're confirmed.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
MAD for wrolth aud Power.

Another Baltimore girl has married an
editor. it makes one heartslck and sor-
rowful to see our bright, happy, besutl-
full young girls thus selling their youth
and their love and their lives for gold
and a reigning position in society.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

Yes, yes, my son. know a woman
can't keep a secret. This IL mig, ~
rough on the woman. know, also, that
the Presidents Message is usually pub
lished two or three days before 1t IS de-
liyered l suppose tins IS mighty rou8n
on the woman, too. It's rough on ali
the rest Of us, anyhow.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
ra,a No,ne,,mes tu.aes Ter NinaIy.

A spirited Young American lady who
married while studying music abroad
writes to paper TO say that SAL girls
who marry into noble Italian families 30
not get bad husbands. no, indeed, they
don't. That's so. Sometimes they mar
nv the monkey instead Of TIE cOunt-the
mi take is one that is very easily made
and then they do very well, indeed, be-
cause the husband helps to support the
family
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
DRUGs. mEDioiaEs, az.
ATINOI'S MOUTH WASH.

BRAUTIFIRs THgTEETH. Nothing ever dis
covered shiio0s toe teeth 50 quickly aud safely
as KNOTS MOUTH WASH. IL Il tree rom
acids aad al darRsFoae substances. and can %
used with spleBss4 rsa1its sVea where The teosh
seem passinprsvemontih appearances. Whitens
aud p0ishss tas enamel BEAUTIFULLY.
PRESERVES THg GUNS Soft and spongy
gums interfere with sse hsal'h Dy preventing
the proper uss 81 sie yeeth, snd also render me
teeth unsigaty. 4iNDfS 4OUfa-NAsH is .
certain cure Tor IA. aEltAy guns and hardeps
ana preserves tksm, thereby preventing TIE
early ices Of teegh.
sWEEFKNS TIE BREATH. and produces the
violet 1873 oaor wAgh IL 20 suggestiys OF neat
neas aud ceanlinsss, Gnd leaves sweet, pure
taste ia he taoulh.
SAFE AND AGREEABLE under all circum-
stspcss. IL comp9nsats airs pSrectiy pure and
harmless and are TIE Sssi knoSE tonios for the
mouth aud gans. Il wniiens shs teeth without
injury 10 tns enamel, ~ IL tho best Mouth
Wasn iAat can possibly b. used IL en!oys the
distinction II being assSl'sie,s pure la quality,
promptin effect, pleasing 10 use, aud surprising
ly l0w-Pr.cea.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

A voung mau IN Columbia, 5. C.,
writes "Whst Is the best way to carve
n GOOSE ?" ovid a razzer, 'Rasmus,
wild razzer.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

The Queen Of the Relgians ezcels in
the art OF producing bowls Of fish from
handkerchiefs and causing COINS,
watches, md other articles to vanish into
thin air. In other words, she is q
prlcticed adept at cOnjuring.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
At tire Fair.

Chow did Won come out in your lot
terry drawing. Tommle?" Oh, !
winned !" You should say Il Won "
"No, 1 winned. The prize was Japa-
pese fam"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
aond Prnce 10 More 5ekes.

There is only one salt-mine in the
United States, and that is away down IN
Louisiana. No woader so many people
i'll this county are so hopelessiy fresh.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

Indiana has Ben Hurd from, and Lew
Wallace Is nominated for President But
Ohio, when Frank Hurd from It, went
back on the name.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
Poured Ont L.Ee water.

Some people are to extraysgant for
any use George Francis Train says
that bis lecture receipts in Maine av-
eraged five dollars night. Now, what s
the use OF throwing money away Ike
that?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11
Probably Never WI BE

"Does ciparette-smoking affect the
brain ?" Can't s, p. Al0ert there have
never been any experiments with that
combination.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-03-11

II the gentleman whose lips pressed
The ladys snowy brow aud thus caught q
severe cold had bnt ussd Dr' nun
Cough Syrup no doctors bill would hare
been necessary.