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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08
A Recent Invention.

An instrument called the autographom-
eter has lately been devised, which auto
graphically records the plan of the ground
over which it is dragged. 1t can be car
ried about on light vehicle, and when in
use indicates the topography and differ
ences of level of all places over which il
passes.-GIobe- Democrat.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08

Germany produces and exports NOR
paper than any other country.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08
Sluggish Liver,
ETC, ETC, ETC,

Unlike many kinds of cathartic
- medicines, do not make you feel
worse before you feel better. Their OPP
Grafton is gentle, but thorough, and
unattended with disagreeable effects,
such as nausea, gripping pains, etc.
SeigeIs Operating Pills are the best
family physic that has ever been discov-
cred. They cleanse the bowels from ale
irritating substances, and leave them in
healthy condition.
The best remedy extant for the ban
of our lives-constipatio and sluggish
liver.
These Pills prevent fevers and all
kinds of sickness, by removing all pois-
onous matter from the bowels. They
operate briskly, yet mildly, without any
pain.
If you take a severe cold, and are
threatened with a fever, with pains in
the head, back, and limbs, one or two
doses of Seigel's Operating Pills will
break up the cold and prevent the fever.
A coated tongue, with a brackish
taste, is caused by foul matter in the
stomach. A few doses of Seigel's
Operating Pills will cleanse the stom-
ach, remove the bad taste, and restore
the appetite, and with it bring good
health.
Oftentimes disease, or partially de-
cayed food, causes sickness, nausea and
diarrhea. If the bowels are cleansed
from this impurity with a dose of
Seigel's Operating Pills, these disa-
greeable effects will vanish, and good
health will result.
Seigel's Operating Pills prevent
ill-effects from excess in eating or drink
ing. A good dose at bedtime renders a
person fit for business in the morning.
These Pills, being sugar-coated, are
pleasant to take. The disagreeable taste
common to most pills is obviated.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08

VolapuK promises one advantage: Mn
strel chestnuts will at least have new
sound in that language.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08

ST. Louis has mining company com
posed entirely of women. Their mine is
in Colorado and is said to be rich.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08

During the last sixteen years %, 0C(
sailors on British ships have been lost a
sea.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-05-08

Ambipedipulation is the latest name fol
dancing.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
ELEGANT BUT COSTLY.

Artistic Novelties In Plain aud Fancy Com
binatlOn Jowelry.
A square knot in Roman gold and
platinum. having either a ruby or a
diamond in its center, is handsome
pattern in cuff buttons
An artistic novelty in garter clasps
is n square Of partly oxidiz,d silver,
in which is sunk dainty floral design
in bright colored enamels.
An oblong-shaped cuff button much
in favor has half its surface richly
chased on bright gold ground, whio
the rest is plain in sparkling frosted
silver.
A unique pendant for queen chain
is lady's shopping bag in colorcd
gold. These drawing strings which
close its mouth are continued to form
tho chain.
A combination hat or Jersey pin has
long needle of dull gold, topped by
a polished moonstone. toward which
a gold spider, with moonstone body, is
crawling.
A handsome gold watch case bears
a swirl" pattern starting from a CEN
trail sapphire. Each ray of the swirl"
alternately holds ut the end diamond
and sapphire.
An electric light scarf-pin roprc-
sents tho globe by a spherical MOON
stone, the wires by thin oxidized silver
bars and the pole by the pin. which
but partly enters the scarf
A disk of Roman gold nearly two
inches in diameter and chased in
semblance of alligator skin, is pecu-
liar pendant for a gentlcman's watch
when worn in the fob pocket.
A dainty knife-edgo bracelet bears
six delicately chased buttercups
mounted at equal distances. each flow
or holding as a dewdrop a differently
colored stone.
In sleeve links a com blnation OF tho
swirl and the corrugated patterns. in
white enamel and on a Roman gold
ground, starting from either Cape
ruby or green garnet is unique and
handsome.
A unique brooch represents In vari-
colored gold the Tam O Shantor cap
now so fashionable. The rakish plume
which adorns it is handsomely embel-
lished with tiny stones -JevelerS
Weekly
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17

T.. Bainbridge Munday Esq, Coun
ty Atty, Clay Co, Tex. says: "llavC
used Electric Bitters with most happy
results. My brother also was very
low with Malarial Fever and Jaun'
dice, but was cured by timely use oil
this medicine. Am satisfied Electric
Bitters saved his life"
Mr.. ID. |. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave,
Ky, adds like testimony, saying
lie positively believes he would have
died, had it not been for Electric
Bitters.
This great remedy will ward of, as
well as cure all Malaria Disease, and
for all Kidney, Liver and Stomach
Disorders stands nnequaled. Price
Soc and 81 at Harry b, Gamers City
Pharmacy.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
Did Shakespeare Write Bacon.

With regard to tho Donnelly boom
my own impression has always been
that Bacon's works wero written by
Shakespeare. Bacon was q smart
university man and successful law
yer. who really cared for nothing but
guinoas, but had weakness for pos
ing In fashionable drawing-rooms as
debater and man of letters. Bar
risters and judges aro much afll lcted
In this way. AS ayoung man about
town Bacon fell in with Shakespeare,
who was then playing minor parts at
tho Blackfriars Theater and was
desperately hard up Bacon took adj
vantage Of the last circumstances with
that unscrupulousness which marked
his whole career, and paid Shakes
pearo to write the various works which
were published under Bacon's name.
There arc many indications in Sh axes
pcares latter plays of tho remorso
which ho felt for his share in this
fraud, and ! have reason to suspect
that the mysterious poem "The Phoenix
and the Turtle really walls confess
sion Of the whole plot. London
Truth
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
TOBACCO NEWS.
LOUISVILLE TOBACCO MARKET.

LOUISVILLE TOBACCO MARKET.
Sales on our market for the week
just closed amount to 1862 hhds, with
receipts for the same period OF 1875
hhds. Sales on our market since
January lst amount TO 1915 hhds.
There has been no special change
IN dark tobacco since our last report.
The common sorts continue dull and
sluggish while specialties remain
firm. Reports from the growing
crop continue favorable. The follow
ing quotations fairly represent our
market for dark tobacco.
Trash, from 81 90 to 2 90.
Common to medium Tugs from 81 90
to 3 80.
Dark rich Jugs extra quality from
81 90 to 5 80.
Common leaf from g. 90 TO 6 80.
Good leaf extra length, from " 30
100 so.
Medium 10 good leaf from IS 90 to
8 90.
Dark wrappery leaf from 80 90 to
Is 90.
GLOVER Il DURRETT.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
The Presidential Tickets.

At the Presidential election on thu
9Th day of next November the citizen,
of America will have an opportunity
for the display of tastes in wide and
varied assortment of candidates. A
list is hereto appended, with severa
states and precincts yet TO hear from
Industrial Reform party-For Pres
ident Albert Il, Redstone, of Califor-
mia Tor Vice President, John Colvin,
ofKansas. Nominated at Washing
ton, February 81.
Woman Sullragists-For President,
Belva A Lockwood, of Washington ;
for Vice President, Alfred II Love. of
Pennsylvania. Nominated at Des
Moines, May ID.
Union Labor party-For President,
A. j. Strcator, of Illinois; for Vice
President, Charles Il. Cunningham,
of Arkansas. Nominated at Cincin-
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
OBITUARY.

Died in HOpknbville. KY, July 3rd, lSSS
Maria SheegOg, by birth and education au
Irish woman, but for years resident of Amer
lea. where she found second "hOmsn amOng
akind and confederate people Ia whom she CIV.
er feels grateful. She died trusting In tine iner.
lis Of her savior only for her salvation and fOr
her entrance into the blessed mansion He went
TO prepare for those who love Him.
Nearly five years since, the above
notice was written by the late Miss
Shoegog, and handed to a friend with
the request that it should be inserted
in some paper as soon as practicable
after her death. In meeting such re.
quest, that friend possessing some
knowledge of the life of the deceased
feels that the "passing away" of this
faithful daughter of the Church de.
mands something more than the brieI
and modest lines prepared as men.
toned, hence few additional ones
as Il tribute TO the memory of one
eminent for every christian grace and
virtue.
A native of Ireland, Miss Sheegog's
early home was surrounded by every
circumstance of ease and social re-
tinement. With a comfortable com.
potency she came 10 this country, but
soon after her arrival here the death
of brother, followed by various re-
verses necesstated dependence TO a
great extent upon her own resources,
TO gain livelihood. Taking advan-
tage of her superior education she
made herself Independent by teach
ing, until compelled to surrender to
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
August Election, 1888.
OFFICERS OF ELECTION

OFFICERS OF ELECTION
lIopkinsville, No &c. U. West ant
Jas, Nanceyj Judges; Allan Wallis
clerk Jno. Boyd Sheriff,
Uppkiusville, No. Nv Is. Dawson
and j. NJ. llipkins, judges: L. f
Ellis, clerk /; Harvey Moore, Sheriff
Union School House, No. l.-B. s
Campbell and c. l.. Dade, judges
NJ. d King, clerk; Nathan Bailey
sheriff.
Union School House, No. 81. w.
McGaughey and j. w. Hanbery,
judges; a. NJ. Henry, clerk Ellis
Whitlock, sheriff.
Fairview, No. IN. A. Fritz and w.
NJ. Perkins, judges; G. q Layne,
clerk; VIM. Il, Vaughn, sheriff.
Fairvicw, No. . -Jno. b. Everitt and
b. ID. Lackey, judges; W. Il, ALI
gree, clerk e. II. Harrison, sheriff.
Lafayette, No. ii. w. Davidson
and Gillian Ezell, judges; &. Il
Frasier, clerk Geo. Sypert, sheriff.
Lafayette, No. ID. Il. Stevenson,
and Gus Miles, judges; II. G. Pol
lard, clerk VIM. Jordon, Sheriff,
Pembroke, No. 3-R. Y. Pendleton
aud Jno. b. Prim, judges c. II.
Morrison, clerk; Lawson Major,
sheriff.
L0ngview, No al o. Garrett and
Henry Kelly, judges; Percy Nc
Kee, clerk JnO Pendleton, sheriff.
Mt. Vernon, No. 5.-S. T. Fruit and G.
II. Yancy, Judges g. Il. Lackey,
clerk j. Il. Walker, sheriff.
Beverly, No. G.-M. ID. Davie and
Thos. Major, judges; Edgar Cayse,
clerk Bruce Peace, sheriff.
Handy, No. ii. NJ. Renshaw and
j. J. Solomon. judges: L. II Solo
mon, clerk ; Sol Smith, sheriff.
Fruit Hill, No. Sd. IL. Cavanagh
and b. NJ. Powers, judges; ID. +
Meyers, clerk +. NJ. Barnes, sheriff |
Sca'es Mill, No, %, ID Collins and |
w. H. Cato, judges -. H. Durham,
clerk G. Parker, sheriff.
Garrettsburg. No. 10. i. White
aud Ross Hopper, judges; f. NJ,
Quarles, clerk Abney White, sher-
i'll.
cambridge, No. III J. Cox and |
j. Il Keys, judges; j. NJ. Wood,
clerk; W. d. Turner, sheriff.
Caskey, No. l2.-W. T.. Warileld and
N G. Brasher. judges; II. b. Han
cock, clerk p. W. Brasher, sheriff.
Bankers Mill, No. l3.-Thos. M. Bar
ker and j. b. Jones, judges Il. G.
Peyton, clerk e. M. Minton, sher-
III.
BellvieW, No. ii Ill i. Clark and w.
NJ. Ctavcns, judges; W. A. Reed,
clerk ; Henry Underwood, sheriff
Stuarts, No. Is C. ii. Meyers and
Thos Davis, judges; Jim Atkinson,
clerk | IL. Wicks, sheriff,
Wilson's, No. lG.-J. NJ. Wilson and
w. ID. Furgerson, judges Geo. N,
johnson, clerk; Milt Meacham,
sheriff
Crofton, No. III. NJ. Lockhart and
Jno. S. Long, judges: DIR. j. b.
Jackson, clerk; j. W. McCord,
sheriff,
Kelly Station, No. lS-G c. Brasher
aud j. c Johnson, judges; Henry
Crunk, clerk Joah Johnson, sheriff
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
AMERICAN aLlNea
Al RESORT f,ads which IA. tiii the EA'
allsn JUlAeps uapa How

A
'AYhht beoameA OF oil tho doopa hnd
window blinds you, makcp" asked o.
reporter of y leading manufacturers
sell them, Of course" said no.
''but not for home consumption.
The expectation of machine-made'
DOORS window-sashes window blinds
and similar articles of joincry is anew.
American enterprise. The first ship,
ment to England of this class Of
goods was in 1877 and although it,
was confined TO doors for tile cheaper
class of houses. it at once met with
demand that justified tho oxpecta-
tions of the shippers. A few VIM
dow-sashes and blinds were sent, but
these were chiefly intended for the
British provinces, as Venetian blinds
are not used in England. This new
trade, however, Is only In its infancy
For the first limo In 1877,
some 10000 doors and 6.OOO
pairs Of sashes and blinds
were shipped from Now York to En-
gland. the greater part of which were
transhipped to Australia and Now I'm
land. Since then California has sup
piled machinc-malc joinery to Aus
tralia, sending last month 1876 900 as
against some 81 900 from Now York.
But the transfer of the Australian de-
mand for machine-made doors to CAL
ifornia and its consequent loss TO tho
Eastern States. has been compensated
for by an increase in the British de-
mand for local use The shipment OF |
doors to England and Scotland in 1878
were about As 900. against 8 900 in
1877 Up to December last year tho
shipments had increased to 572 3l2,
1t Is q trade that is evidently capable
of great extension. for all the Pine
lumber used in England is brought
from Norway and the United State,
1t is trade that affects tho English
workman in two ways. For
many years past there has been
a largo annual demand upon
England. from Australia and 9TH
or British dependencies where wood
of the proper kind is scarce, for the
doors of warehouses and private
dwellings, and TO economic the cost
of the doors so exported they were
made up into packing-boxes. four
doors placed longitudinnlly forming
each box, the two ends being doors
for small closets As all the doors
were handmade, the trade of making
hem gave employment to quite a
arge number OF English workmon,
md the diversion of the trade to Cali
ornia, coupled with the demand that
las sprung up in England itself for
ho machine-made doors of N1w York
state, has caused good deal Of
.nxiety among English joiners and
in the present depressed
ondition of the labor market there.
The trade In New York City alono
ives employment to 3. 900 men and
'oys. and is steadily increasing. N
Z Nal and ETpreSA
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17

sponded tho woman, kindly; ''and
here are couple of matches in case
ii should turn cold before morning"
Life
-'Oh, no, madam" pleaded the
tramp, you may think my life all
sunshine. but it amt Wherever l
90 am bcset with dangers In short,
ma am. l carry my life in my hands.
"Ah, see!" exclaimed his temporary
hostess, "lhat accounts for your not
washing your hands. You don't dare
to do it for fear you'll drown your
self Boston Transcript
Mistress Qumping)-"IhOld the
pitcher. under The spout Bridget"
Biddy O'Galway (under traininD-
"Oh. Mother NV Mosesl Lookiel
Sich t'ingl All ycz have to do is 10
be shakin' that stick. an yez get
hould o one ind o. the waiher. an
fist pull out Il rope of it, Sich ting.
Sure, mas am, the only kind O. pump
we have in Ireland is bucket ~
Punch
-Potulat Wife-"That horrid old
English clock you paid so much for
last week, Mr. Chippendale. is always
hours ahcal of the correct time i
told you not to buy it. and you'd better
return 1t at onc,." Good-humored
Hus band -" That's because you would
not le. me stand it where l wanted to.
my dear Cooked up there at tho very
head of tho stair, the poor old thing is
probably unable to resist the continual
temptation to run down. "-JudQe
Railroad Superintendent during
big strike) Have you had any ex-
porience in managing locomotiveP"
Applicant-''Not exactly; but my wife
and / successfully started the kitchen
fro with kerosene for three years
getting blown up" Eureka!
John, tell the president I've found
man brave enough 10 run flyer.
Omaha World
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
40 ID HE Impressions Of Tho political
situation, and what 10 thought OF the

40 ID HE impressions Of Tho political
situation, and what lie thought of The
aeinal Oantiment IN Tho cast,
NJ. Venn0p waa very feoo TO oxpfaal
hImlelf.a and without tho least rosepyi
saldi
~ have always been Republican
in politos-at least my sympathies
have always been in that direction.
Ia common with that party, at the
last national election, | shared
their misgivings at any change in the
administration aud voted for the Re-
publican nominee. But am driven
to confess that such approximations
were ill-grounded and that none of
the evil results, foreshadowed in the
last campaign, have followed. On
the contrary,l believe that Mr.. Cleve.
land has given thecOuntry pure and
clean administration and has not only
restored perfect public confidence,
but by his answering advocacy OF
the right, he has shown himself TO
be above all party dictation and
is really and truly President of the
whole people,"
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
PROHIBITION POINTS.
TIE "nAR ROOM rvANeELIsr.D

THE "BAR ROOM EVANGELIST"
A tall stranger, wearing white
plug hat and semi-clerical appear
ance, along with other things, entered
the Iuqmrer office to day ami re-
quested the announcement that he
would speak every night this week
at the,opera house beginning with to-
night delivering lecture against pro-
hibition. The semi-clerical look was
explained when he introduced him
self MS Rev. j G Norman, of lIender-
son, brother of Geo. w. Norman, and
formerly Methodist preacher belong.
ing to the Louisville circuit, at pres.
ent engaged in evangelical work
preaching the gospel of Christ to the
poor and advocating saloons as spirit.
ual agencies. Mr.. Norman says he
gets nothing for his work, but after
wards said that the saloon keepers
usually paid his hall rent and re-
marked that in few years he expect
ed TO have all the money lie wants
lie said he was backed by some OF
the best men in the Safe. lie proves
by the Bible that prohibition is wrong
aud explained hat it was impossible
to get clear idea of his mission uu-
i'll you heard him lecture, adding with
modest frankuess that he never failed
to convince an unprecedented man.
He calls himself "The Bar room
Evangelist. "-Owensboro Inquirer
THE TRAMP LECTURER.
Madi3onville has this week beer
enjoying an excellent treat in the
way of oratory and eloquence. On
last Tuesday morning stranger
whose clothes had the dust and rust
of time, appeared upon our streets
In a short time the wayfarer took hi.
stand upon the corner. The imposition
at lirstlwas that he was either crank
or yender OF patent medicine. Crowd.
began to assemble to listen
all were enchanted by the cloquencC
of the stranger; no one could get
away. His theme was temperance,
and for more than half an hour he
delivered such a lecture as was new.
cr before heard in our town. Al
night the courthouse was opened
to him, and in less than ten minutes
it was crowded. Then he spoke al
hour, during which time the
audience was spcll-pound with hi:
eloquence, his logic and his earnest.
ness. lie handled his subject differ.
emily from that of any speaker evel
before in our midst.
Had his audience been composed
of ssloon-kecpers, drunkards, demo
Gratis, republicans, prOhibiIionists
men, women and children, yet nos 9
thing was said that could offend any.
one. His argument was strong, i'm.
pressive, eloquent and convincing
lie carried the crowd with him. lie
is from Canada and says his name is
McMahn, that he is lecturing on hi,
own responsibility and is paid by nc
one. lie has talent that would shine
in the halls of congress, learning that
would adOrn college and eloquenct
that would win fame in any place
Last night he spoke TO crowded
house in the Cumberland Presby teri
an church. Where he goes from here
we know not, but one thing is certain
that no stranger ever so completely
captured this town as did the tramp
Irish McMahn, of Canada. II Hopkins
County Hustler.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
THE MARKETS.
PROVISIONS.

Butter Country, 90 to 05 cents.
Conec-Green, 20 to - cents; roas ted, IS u
27Il cents.
Eggs-l0 cents.
Poultry-Iiens, s. 90 to $50, Chickens, small
$3.50 10 LIS, large u to AS.
Bacon Country Hams, IS to Il cts; Should
ers, to 0; Sides IL; Sugar cured hams Is to IA.
Dried Beef, Is cents.
Lard-Choice leaf, o to 10 cts.
Sugars-GranulAtcd, ~ to So eta.
vEGEr4BLRs AND FRUITS.
Potatoes-Irish, Sl.4O to l.T5 per bu; Sweet
N25.
Apples-SGO 90 to $50 ban rell.
Onions-S3 % to s.55 "
Cabbage-SsT5 to 100 crate.
Beans-Io cts. gallon.
CANNED GOODS.
Tomatoes-3ib cans, $3.50 dozen.
Corn-2ib cans, $3.50.
Beans-2ib cans. SI.s5.
Peas-2ib can, $3.50,
oysters-Cove, 2ib can $500
lib can $3.50.
Beef-sb cans 20 to 25 cts.
MIsCELLAHIEs SUPPLIES.
Flour-Patent, $500, Standard $50.
Molasses and syrups-35 to 90 cents.
Nuts-2O cents.
Oils-20 cents.
Wool-S0
Feathers-i0 cents.
seed-Cloyer, $3.50
Nals-{2.75.
GRAIH, Ere.
Wheat, 65 cts., Osts, 40 cents, Corn Hay
Rye.
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ntil, May 10,
United Labot parly.~t'or President,
llobapt II. Cowdpy, OF Illinois fop
Vina President, W, II, y, wakefield,
Of ItansaG. Nominated 81 Cincinnati,
Nay II.
Prohibition party-For President,
Clinton u. Fisk, of New Jersey; for
Vice President, John A. Brooks, of
Missouri. Nominated at indianapolis,
May 81.
Democratic party-For President,
Grover Cleveland, of New York fol-
Vice President, Allen G. Thurman,
Of Ohio. Nominated at st. Louis,
June l3
itrpublican party-For President
Benjamin Harrison, of Indiana for
Vice Presidsnt, Levi p. Morton, of
New York. Nominated at Chicago
June %
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-07-17
Don't Experiment.

You cannot afford to waste time il
experimenting when your lungs are
in danger. Consumption always
seems, at first only a cold. DO moi
permit any dealer to impose upon you
with some cheap imitation of DIR.
Kings New discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds, but be sure
you get the genuine. Because he can
make more profit he may tell you he
has something just as good, or just
the same. Don't he deceived, but in
sist upon getting DIR. Kings New Dis
covery, which is guaranteed TO give
relief in all Throat Lung and Chest
affections. Harry b. Garner, City
Pharmacy. Large bottles 81.
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FULL OF FUN.

Tho only time an Anarchist has
his heart in his work is whei, it rises
to his mouth. -NetO Hduen Register.
; -'Have you something fine In the
way Of imported clgarsP' inquired q
Yorkville dude of the dealer. Eyes,
sir" tho dealer replied. Them two
fer-fvc Jersey seedlings is having
big rum"
--"Will you allow mo to sleep In tho
lten-acre lot back Of tho barn, ma amt"
pleaded the tramp. Certainly" 70.