St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-15

SkI NIL beast that women
II - ME find personal ser
II GFS 1N@ vices rendered by
II va EfN man more to be
lIclgaIlMN I desired than those
Y 0+sSa0 1rendered by a
\\ssNg3SITVfasM woman, and vice
AVaSblCIS8T versa. My dear
ESMysEDl@9r) Prudy Prim, stop
Z &(70lMG sh aking your
NAS>YWN head. You know
N(rTC, you don't mean
what you say. You know that if your
pulse must be felt you would rather en-
dure the firm, warm touch of maScu-
line hand than the nervous, cold
pressure of woman's finger. If your
poor little head must be half taken off
your body that your teeth may be pre-
served, you know it is infinitely more
agreeable to look your agony into
sympathetic pair of mans eyes
than into the most beautiful OrbS
of an irresponsible, or possibly eXultant
woman. You do not dislike man at
the glove counter. and woman in
shoe store you declare an abOmination.
The idea of a male mOdiSte is not at all
bad. and if he does ruin the fit of your
dress, your heart is not disturbed by
the evil suspicion that the hateful
old thing did it on purpose from pure
spite. 1t is half an inducement to sin
when it is father rather than mother
confesSor who mercifully receives your
penitence and grants your absolutiou
If ones soul must be saved, it is surely
gracious Providence that directs a
handsome young man to do the saving
The water of life from the hands of
another woman-er, alb, please, your
pardon! Pass it on to the next man.
He will drink it to the last drop, of
course he will. Did you ever see
female evangelist who did not
bring the power of her
femininity to bear on the unredeemed
soul Of an erring man? Sam Jones
never puts his arms around his sinful
brother to get him into the fold: neither
does Moody, Sam Small nor Munhall.
But Maggie Van Colt does, every time.
AS she walks up and down the aisles.
laboring for the spiritual uplifting of
her hearers, she
STOPS BY THE SIDE
of this man and that, to make special
effort and while her voice is raised IN
prayer her large, white hands are help
ing matters along, Str0king the hair of
the unrepentant sinners head. There
is a young minister in st. Paul who is
one of Maggie's converts. He says she
got right down beside him. put her two
arms around his neck, looked him
squarely in the eye and asked him if he
had religion; He felt strange enough
to have almost anything, and he
told her he Guessed he had.
She babe him go preach the
gospel. and he went, of course, I'd do
it myself if woman were to attack me
in the same way" avowed flinty-
hearted old skeptic, who heard the
young man relate his experience.
Women are bound to succeed in any
sort of trade that invites men patrons.
Whether they trade in souls or relief
for corns and buniOns, success comes
quick and certain. There are any num-
Der of meni in st. Paul who pay their
little dollar week to have their toe
nails trimmed by woman. | asked a
Young female chiropodist once how
men submit to her treatment. "Oh,
they like it awfully. Sometimes they
go to sleep III the chair" she said.
G. Y. Bacon has the handsomest foot
of any man in st. Paul. and he is justly
proud of it. He is the only man in
town who has his toe-haiis manicured
He wears beautiful hose of the finest
cashmere, with silk toe and heels. He
prefers soft tone of gray to any Other
color.
Gov. Ramsey has very neat shapely
IOOl, do LIDS dlSO utSC DUN
employ woman to trim their toe nails
and both affect unbleached balbriggaI
hose.
Samuel Sloan is more particular about
his feet than many women are about
their hands. He has woman trim his
nails and is very esthetic in the taste he
displays in hose.
Mr. Handy has a model foot; SO has
W. F. Peet. Both 90 to a female chirop
odiSt regularly once week.
Mr.. Viewpoints pedal eXtremities are
very shapely and scrupulously kept
He wears silk hose, either gray OF
black.
Mrs. Cobb manicures as many feet as
hands in New York. Men, as a rule. are
more particular about their feet anC
hands than women. This is probably
because of the great demand her hair
complexion and form make on WON
ans time and attention. There are
many women in st. Paul whose com
pleXion is artificial. Nobody needs {
field glass nor telling to know this. L
is their own affair, however, and thu
business of no man. Nothing but re
spectful consideration for his famil,
connections keeps me from spelling
right out in print the name of Societ!
Young man who rougeS his cheeks an(
pencils his eyes and eyebrows.
Druggists admit that for every box O.
powder they sell to women they sell ;
bottle of mustache invigorator to men
The idea that God made men and WON
en- make themselves is all mistake
Human works of art come in pairs, ont
in petticoats for this stand in your par
lor and one in pantaloons for that
There are
SOME CoMPLEXIONS
here. though, that are perfect withou
the charity of paint and powder. Mrs
E. |. Frost has an exquisite pink ant
white complexion that is fairer, but N
Iovelier than Miss Greve's.
So much has been said about the higl
art of tailor-made women that men have
come to take the form of woman in
tailor suit on trust. Trust, you know
means strong hope with an equal.
strong probability of disappointment
But the barred charms of woman in de
collete evening costume are general.
believed to be a natural revelation: Oh
We men of st. Paul, give heed and Learn
to doubt. A patented contrivance ha
been introduced here, by means O
which, at the rate of S. blow, any so
ciety belle may be blown up for any oc
casion. 1t. is a suction pump, so ar
ranged that when applied to the ches
and bust of a woman, a beautiful.
round. full form may be developed OF
three DAYS, notice. The roundneSS EN-