The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-01
BRIGHT BITE.

Mr.. PEwRENT-Your sermon ION Economy"
TINS morning, doctor, was sensible discourse.
DIR. ChurchmuS Thank you; it seems 10 have
been appreciated from the appearance of the
contri button basket.-Puck
HOTEL PROPRIETOR What have YOU said or
done to. that lady that she ould pass YOU in
That angry way? Her eyes darted fire at you
Clerk--5he expected letter in this morning :
mail, and told ner 1t hadn't come.-PhiIdde,-
2hid Record.
some other cities. The other cities would 4ther
oe compared with New York than with them
selves. Mistake one of their inhabitants for a
New Yorker and he'll be glad to lend you some
money.-Ihe Cartoon
"You may bring me some satanized crusta
ceans, said Miss Boston to the waiter
Nam ;" gasped the astonished mental
Don't you understand me? | want deved
crabs.
80, yes'm! Bring EN- right away. "-The
| idea.
JOHN, show this gentleman the door" said
the lady of the house.
Thanks John said the book agent cordially,
but you needn't trouble yourself. | saw the
!oor as J came in Now this work. madam,
is - The lady bought the book. -Hdrper's
BdzGr.
AN unfortunate fellow went to miser and
asked for garment, saying his object was to
have something to remember him by NV
FRIEND said the miser, las thy end is to re-
member nae, | shall give you nothing; for | am
sure thou wilt remember refusal much longer
than gift "-Erchltge
Mr.. PADUP-Mrs Hashcroft, this pie positively
sXcites my admiration Can't you let me have
whole one just like ity
Mrs. Hashcroft- On. Mr.. Padup, you are a sad
flatterer, I'm afraid.
Mr. Pa1up-No, I'm in earnest about it. I
want the crust to bottom one of the office
chairs with.-Terre Haute Express.
Il WOULD like to send my son to some college
where they don spend half their time PLAYING
bass ball, " remarked Pittsburger to the snake
Q itor DO yOu know of such a oae?"
Yes, replied the snake editor after m e.
ment's Thought. Il do"
What it's na2eE"
THE electoral college. -Pittsburq Chron icIe.
ARE you winking at me because You think
Pm a country Jake, sir" demanded the new
clerk at the drug store, lJudly and beiligerently
as he paused in the act of drawing a glass OF
soda water for q customer
"James" hurriedly called out the proprietor.
come and tie up- this licorice for this bow III
SIit on Mr.. Rambo myself. "-Chicuqo Tribune
civilian WEEsBACK you are charged with
havip@ beatenyour wife"
"Ths charge is correct, your honor"
~ hat are you smiling about them
Il nave reason TO smile. We've been married
Ave years. an in all tue scraps we've had this il
Have cigar, ge?'-Nebrosko Sttte Jour
nat
YOUNG LADY ihaughtily disengaging herself
By what right, sir. do you presume to put your
arm around my waist?
Young Man (humbly) None, confess; but I
thought you would not object.
Young Lady-know tnen, sir, that | do OBJ
ject and most emphatically. But that of
course need not deter you from persevering
BtHqhaaIton Republican.
EDTToR-You say you wish this poem to ap-
pear in my paper anonymously?
Would-be Contributor-Yes; l don't want any
name TO it.
Then can't publish it,
"Why Dot?"
"Becausa | am conscientious about this mat
ter don't want an unjust suspicion to fall on
some Innocent person. N-Terds Siftinus