The Nicodemus cyclone., 1888-03-30
DEVILS AUCTION
PRoCLANATICN RY TIE ANAyrAs


For the sake of our country
, And the peace Of the land,
A sale OF oil bachelors
The people demaud.
The crler was Sc It in the town to
and fro,
10 rattle his bells and his trum-
pet to blow,
10 cry out to all he might meet
on the way,
/ Ho! 19 old bachelors are soli
here to-day.
Lawson Allen, has been sitting on
the anxious seat for quite "a while,
mas III lens'h rented q farm and
decided 70 work. He is o regular,
fish"
Mabram Babb is the owner of q
kiss me-quick smile and has the
lrerutatloh cf benz a hard worker.
10 4 girl looking for an industrious
hub" We take pleasure iu citing
Ba"b as the proper yic:im.
Grant Burnsides is the mob g
son Qf q worthy sire and is exceed
ngly susceptible to the tattsr.es OF
the gentle SEA.
The next On the list is a gem Of
the OCEAN, II. r. Cayton, mine host
Ct 'he Hotel de Geeb,song,-rtal
estate, loan and insurance agent |
and popular merchant, ali IN one |
Hes tender, he's kind, he's joiy |
he's true, but it will take a Maud |
;. to overtake him. If some fair
damsel will call at the CYCLONE den.
some pointers will be gladly given.
Jee'nes Groze, the Jolly butch r
has q heart IN first class repair
and a good quarter section over the
river He'll wilt at the slightest
WooiRg.
Sir Knight Hillard Hawkins is a
devoted disciple of Q car Wi 10
wears his hair q Ia Pcnpa Il
affects 3 languid air and is on. .
the deah boys donoher know. To
the right kind Of q woman. with
lots OF nerve al | a COOL stout two
vear-old hickory club he could be
brought to an unconditional sur
render.
J. r. Hawkins, pur gen'lemanlv
Clerk IF the Dist. Court IS he pride
Of the boys, the darling Of the eila
polite, refined anil in fact stand
ing contradiction Of western life.
Well girls we envy you, Don't let
he grass grow under Your feet.
Propose to hum. he is too cool
1atured to refuse the first that (emN
braces him. i
81 Hays, (Aha. still tho villain
me- he's to b. pi'ied. Of
ender years yet tough IN experience
\ good pharmacist, but he ha, his
poor boy. He imqgines =
himself a second edition of John l..
sullivan. II any girl has a bic !
'rother that can do" ST in abort
onnd and a half, he will fall easv =
rey. I
Harrison Hughes, on the sunny y
lde Of three score AMI ten has the
rettiest farm in this region md
'ould not object to being cared for
ne reminder of his days. Who bids Ii
become an old mans darling?
NJ. c. Inflow, is aching TO be
lught- He wears soft mustache :,
ldulges in far away two fora II
ickle smile and tearfully watches
very Girl that passes his don, His ~
are bright, his gall aur-
'ssed only by his stunning shape.
0n tha. question, and he's YOUR
rev.
]. C.@Ioverv an Efficient mus.
ache~ anl rising vornr lawvor / II.
ere u - orr thriving little CIV
ose VIII Get thn~e in time ba,r'n
'e's hroNoht on nv discussion
1o'ty nroh!oms with Dr. Prclfrr -
=. He'll make way up Pone
Eddie McPher>on is INST comm
! +he turf. J7e is atudious ha~ .,.
'n";n" rTrrer- ard ids fair - FL
al lis i'lnstriona rq~en' in no
king much. Seize him cir's 90
catches on to the ways OF the 4
,rll.
T. ?. Noreland orr harese
1kor i hes ii understood 'hat Ee y
slightly disfgurrd but still in The \
II.
Prot. ". H. Moore. the Denve, =
de, 40 Id "e : valuable ana1isi. Ii
! 70 anv family having literary
oir'tions A fine scholar. close
server, Chesterfield manners. he lCH.
worthy Of q continued siege. \
J. f. Porter, p,or OLD fellow. he "
IS ffa a-eG, j past redemption.