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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

The Bible does not say that the whale
swallowed Jonah. but that it was fish,
large fish. Some attempt to show
that whales mouth is so constructed
that it could not swallow man. l have
seen them 120 feet long and IS feet
in circumference. He would be
rather large man who could not be
accommodated with quarters in such
fish. Remains of whale were recently
discovered on the coast of Norway, and
so large that the fish could have swal-
lowed man on horseback, horse and
all, without even Winking when he did
it. Can any one tell who is going to be
born $50 years from now, what his name
will be and what the character of his
life? If man came here and protested
to tell such things he ought to be
THROWN INTO A LUNATIC ASYLUM
at once. There are, of course, few
long-haired men and sh0rt-haired
women going through the country who
propose to tell the future for 81, and
they are merely cranks. The Bible is
the most wonderful book in the world.
Why is it that when man writes a
biography of another he puts in all that
was good, but nothing that is bad? Why
is it that the minister in preaching the
funeral sermon doesn't dare to tell
more than half about the man? God, in
writing this book, told everything that
was bad, as well as everything that was
good"
DR.. Munhall severely criticised
Ingersoll,
STYLING HIM THE JUMBO INFIDEL,
who would pick up Bible, read few
passages, then lay it down with the re-
mark that he did not wish to further
+lo int of
and the people applauded to the echo.
He said that people would no longer pay
81 to hear the infidel talk. DR.. Munhall
stated that every attempt to belittle and
break down the good book only made it
stronger. 1t reminded him of an Irish
man who, in building stone wall,
made it four feet high and five feet
thick, and when asked if he was not
afraid it might fall down, replied:
"Will, sor, if it does fall dow n don't
care, for it Eel be higher thin than it is
now"
Every attempt fails, for it is utterly
impossible to destroy this book. 1t would
be necessary to kill off every Christian
in the world, tear down every hospital,
church, ETC., and even then its contents
could not be eliminated from the minds
of the people. The speaker said he
really believed in his heart he could re-
produce half of it himself. He said it
was written by unlearned, ignorant
men, and yet had never been improved
upon. He said that every invention OF
man had been improved, but no inn
provement had been made in the good
book. His sermon was eloquent and
deeply interesting throughout. Not a
person left the hall while he was talk
ing. The exercises closes with hymn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Rich Gold Field.

SAN DIEGO, Cal, April 15.-Aspecial
correspondent of the SanDiego Sun, who
was sent to the new gold fields in Lower
California, with instructions to report
the facts as they exactly stood, tele-
graphed yesterday from Real Del Castillo
that there are great mineral indications
in the region, and that a score of clearly
defined quartz lodges bearing free gold
have already been discovered, and that
hundreds of rich specimens are dis
played by the natives.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Ate Poisonous Roots.

Special to the Globe.
ST. LOUIS, Mo-, April 1.-two boys
named Martin Walsh and William Nc
Kinley, aged twelve and fourteen years
respectively, died yesterday from eating
poisonous roots they found while play
ing ball in the suburbs about a week
ago. They plucked the herb and trans
planted it in the garden of MI. Halpin,
at 2214 Carr street, and went to it
daily to see that it was growing.
They were playing near there
to-day when Walsh ran into
the garden and finding the
bulb still standing as they had planted
it, plucked it and brought it to McKin-
ley, and they broke it in two and began
to eat, when they were seized with pains
and gripping. Medical aid was called,
but could not save them, as they were
in dying spasm. The boys tasted the
poisonous root at 1880 p. M, and Walsh
died at and Mckinley at p. m. The
herb was about the size of a mans little
finger, of a yellowish color, sweet in
taste, and resembled an ordinary carrot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
CARVED HIS COMPANION.

A Quarrel Over Watch Results
in Martin O'Toole Being Stabbed.
Andrew Flaherty, aged sixteen, and
Martin O'Toole, aged twenty-three,
quarreled over the ownership of a
watch-chain, at the corner of Third and
Commercial streets yesterday, and
Flaherty assaulted O'Toole with a
knife, cutting an ugly cash in his hand.
Officer Oldberg called the patrol and
sent both men to the Margaret street
station, where O'Toole's wounds were
dressed by Assistant City Physician
Coggswell. The charge against Flah-
erty is assault with dangerous weapon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Thew Found the Thief.

Benjamin Eals, of No. III West Sixth
street, was approached near the corner
of Seventh and Minnesota streets last
night by stranger who snatched his
watch and ran. The police were notified
at 8 o'clock, Officers McFetridge and
Sexton arrested Mike Churchill, twenty
one years old, stonecutter, in Mime
sofa street saloon, with the watch in his
possession. Churchill was locked up at
the central station, being charged with
highway robbery.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
NOT UNLIKE THE JAMS.
A We1l-Dressed Man Who Has a
Peculiar HaIIucinatio


Saturday evening Officer Godfrey ON
the corner of Fourth and Wabasha
streets, heard man crying ''help,"
murder" police" and after ten min
utes located the sounds in the rear of
the American house, where he found a
well-dressed man, who said his name
Gus Linden. He was armed with
a revolver and had about $50 in
his pocket, and he told the officer
he was afraid of being robbed, although
no robber was in sight. Linden was
taken to the Central station and charged
with being drunk and disorderly, but
he put up $50 bail and was released.
AT 10 O'Clock yesterday morning he
came running into the station again and
begged to be locked up. He cooled Off
in the cell and wanted to be released,
but his request was denied. He has a
curious hallucination that some one is
trying to rob him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Farmers Busy.

Special to the Globe.
HALLocK, Mimi, Apri 14.-While
other parts of the state are being
Ideluged, Kittson, the extreme north
county of the state, is high and dry, and
seeding is now general. Farmers are
lafl busy. The building boom has struck
Halloek, and several new business
houses have been commenced, among
which is new bank block. We have
beautiful weather and low water.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

Business men who are worth a
million dollars and have not reg
istered, stand no more chance of
voting on May 1 than a tramp
from Winnipeg who shows up that
day. Business men may register
on April II and "a.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
HONoRs TO THE DEAD.
Letter Carriers Attend in Body
the Funeral Of III. II. Mcleod.

the Funeral of III. II. Mcleod.
The funeral of Hugh r. Mcleod,
Letter Carrier No. 17,who died suddenly
Saturday morning of pneumonia
brought on by cold contracted while
on duty, was held at p. m. yesterday
from his late residence, 2O3 West Fifth
street. The letter carriers association,
sixty strong, and headed by the band of
the First regiment, escorted the remains
to the union depot, whence they were
shipped via the Burlington to Southern
Illinois, the former home of the de-
ceased. Mr.. Mcleod was one of the
most popular carriers on the force, and
his death is deeply regretted. He leaves
a widow, who accompanied his remains
to Illinois.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
A Democratic Meeting.

Special to the Globe.
! MASON CITY, To-, April ia rousing
Democratic county convention was held
here yesterday. 1t was Cleveland gath
eFfng first, last and all the time. The
following delegates were chosen to at
tend the state convention: Hon. John
CEggitt, James 81. McCondouge, DR.. s..
Harris and d. Dougherty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Religious INSANITY.

New YORK, April 15.-Sophia John
son, eighteen years old, of No. 146 East
Thirteenth street, went mad with relig-
ious frenzy yesterday, and was removed
to Bellevue hospital by the police. She
cut off one of her fingers, and was about
to further mutilate herself with a cary
ing knife when the police interfered.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
OUR ..NE1GHBoRs' FAULTS.

The Rule of Christians Should Be
to Cloak Rather Than Expose
Them.
Rev. Father Gibbons preached the
sermon at the cathedral yesterday, TAX
ing his text from the twenty-fourth
chapter of the book of Proverbs: 1.-THE
detractor isothe abomination of men,"
He said:
There is nothing more common in the
century we live in than detraction.
The sin is very easily committed. The
tongue moves with great facility and is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
Good Work by White Caps.

LOUISVILLE, KY, April ia band
of ''White Caps made raid last night
in the country back of New Albany,
Ind. They visited the house of Mrs.
Jones, a widow woman, and whipped
soundly her three boys because they
would not work, but left their mother
to support the family. Then they visited
William Wright, whom they warned to
leave the state, and a lawyer from
Leayenworth, who had been paying at
tention to Mrs. Jones' daughter. They
threatened him with tar and feathers
unless he left for home within half an
hour. He went at once.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

Many citizens think that they
need not register unless they have
moved since last election. This is
wrong. There is a new law and
unless yon register on one of the
days named for the spring eIec-
fion you will not be allowed to
vote.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

There will be much taxation
without representation, unless
property holders take the trouble
to have their names properly
placed on the poll lists. Next
Tuesday is the time to do this.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

There are but two more days on
which citizens may register. Those
days are Tuesday, April II, and
Tuesday, April "a. Ifyou did not
register last Tuesday, and do not
on one OF these days, you cannot
vote election day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
"A Good Name

At home is tower of strength abroad.
This is fully verified by the history of
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which has reputa-
ton at home unequalled by any other med
icine. In Lowell, Mass, where it is made,
whole neighborhoods are taking it at the
same time, and the druggists of Lowell
say they sell more of Hoods Sarsaparilla
than of all other Sarsaparillas or blood
purifiers. The same wonderful success is
extending all over the country as the
peculiar merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla be-
comes known. 1t cures Scrofula, Salt
Rheum, all Humors, Dyspepsia, Bilious
ness, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Kidney
and Liver Complaints, Catarrh, Rheuma-
tism, That Tired Feeling, Loss of Appetite,
and all diseases or affections caused or
promoted by impure blood or low state of
the system. Be sure to get
Hoods SarsapariIla
Sold by druggists. 81; six for IS. Prepared by
G. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
The OIynluic.

The Olympic closed a good weeks
business last night. For this week the
management announces the Wallace
Sisters Burlesque company, headed by
the well-knoWn banjoist, Charles E.
Dobson. A fine olio is promised, and
the clever farce. ''Nancy Strap" the
entertainment to conclude with the.
original burlesque of Aladdin"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

Not Dressed for a Blizzard!

One Of those poor unfortu-
mates who live in New York,
where the blizzard makes it's
home. Come West, young
man, and escape the blizzard.
1t requires no little Judgment
to know just how one should
dress this time Of the year.
Winter garments feeluneom-
fortably warm, and Summer
garments disagreeably cold.
1t is better to strike a happy
medium and wear medium
weight Clothing; that is,
Clothing which is neither
Winter nor Summer, but
Spring Clothing. That's what
we are selling noW--Spring
Clothing--just such garments
as are exactly suited for this
season Of the year. Spring
Overeoats, Spring Suits and
Trousers, Spring Underwear,
and Spring Hats. We know
you can't complain Of our
prices this Spring. They are
lower than ever. Think Of It'll
We have over $4,000 square
feet Of store room. There
any larger than this Of ours,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

gsee adv. of Real Estate Title Insurance Col
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED,

The following marriage licenses we're
issued by the Clerk OF the Orphans Court
for the week ending Wednesday, May so,
1888:
Albert FrilIerherger and Annie Loskoski
Cambria.
Michael j. Gooderham, Carroll township
and Eva NJ Lulay. SusquehannE township.
William Rooo ann Margaret Dawson,
Washington township.
Herman APPEL Cambria township and
Carrie Chute. Ebensburg. Pa,
Frank G. Holden and Louisa A. Buzza,
Jobnstown.
William F. OFT. Jr., and Lizzie Rea N
Johnstown.
Joseph c. McMuIlen aud Barbara Hubert.
Sc. BoLiface.
Charles Job. Gallitzln and Jane Litzinger,
CarTolltown.
James z. Peterson. Johustown and Mag
gle Homer. StODey Creek township.
Michael a. Flanagan, ST. Lawrence and
Jane E McCsndiess. New Washington.
Clearieid county, Pa.
John A Angus, East Taylor township
and Flora Warner, jackson township.
Rudolph Zimmerman and Caroline Frick,
JohnStOHn.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
COURT PROCLAMATION,

NTHEREAS THE HON. X. l. JOHNSTON,
w President JuCgs of the Court OF Com
mon Pleas. Cf the Attn Judicial District consist
Ing OF the county OF Cambria has issued his pre-
cept bearing date the 18th day of March, lsss to
me directed, for holding Special Court OF Com
mon Pleas and Court oyer and Iermin-
er AID General Jail Delivery. aud Quarter
Sessions Of the Peace, in Ebensburg Tor the
county of Cambria. and to commence the
fourth Monday Of May. being the 2sth daY of
May 1883, ana 20 continue three weeks.
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN. that The Coroner.
Justices OF the Peace. Aldermen and ConstaDles.
OF said county OF Cambria. that they be then and
there in their proper person, At 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon on the sec-nd week, II being the 1st
Monday OF 'une, aud being the sth day OF June,
lsss, III the records. inqustoas. exam ma tiOn
and their own remembrances, 70 do those things
which TO their ofnces appertain to be done snd
those who are bound in recOEnizances 70 prose-
cute against the prisoners that are or shall be in
the jail Of Cambria county. he then and there 10
prosecute against them ar shall bc lust.
GIVEN upder ny hand al Eb-n shUrzg, the lsL day
Of May In the year OF our Lord les5. and the
One HuUdred and Twelfth Year the lnde-
pendence Of the United States.
JOSEPH 4 GRA 7 Sheriff.
Ebepsourg. MAY lst, lsSS.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
Loretto Literary Lyceum.

The Loretto Literary Lyeeum met on last
Friday evening. as usual. and was called to
order promptly at half past seven by the
chairman. After the reading and adoption
OF the minutes OF the previous meeting, the
regular program was taken up. Most of
the performers rendered their exercises we'll
A few of them might haYs been better pre-
pared, and should have been previously re-
hearsed, but as whole they did exceeding
ly we'll considering the fact that this is the
first Lyceum ever attempted at Loretto.
The exercises were Of a pleasing and in
structive nature. and those taking part de-
serve especial credit. The music previous
ly prepared was well rendered and gladly
received.
Not the least enjoyable feature of the
evening was the pleasant serenade rendered
the Lyceum by the Loretto Brass Band.
Boys please accept our thanks and come
again.
The large crowds that attend the meet
ings are Indicative Of the general interest
taken in our school work. Long live the
LorettO Normal.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
UR Own Special Weave Of Wool Henreas w pull apart
W the thread do for 75ca yard Genuine
Information for Teachers

Examinations for professional certificates
will begin early in July.
Dates and places Will be announced later.
The following suggestions are offered
OIthography will include spelling, pro-
nunciation, (dIacriticaI marks), definition
or use of words and methods
Reading Principles of E'ocution, exer-
cises in reading, a knowledge OF authors
and methods.
Language, and Grammar ar-Deveiopment
OF language, composition. correction of false
syntax and analysis OF diagraming of SEN
tences.
Geography.-AppIicants should have a
knowledge of sand modelling" and map
drawing as well as of Political, Physical and
Mathematical Geography.
Arithmetic.-Written and mental Each
applicant will be given an opportunity to
solve some questions orally and should be
prepared to discuss number deUeIopeiaent by
the CRUDE system or some other good meth
cd.
History. be acquainted with
passing and present eyents and have some
knowledge of the constitution besides the
usual information found in text books.
Physiology and Hygiene,-MOre attention
will be paid to tins branch this year than
formerly as all live teachers have greatly in
creased their knowledge of this subject.
Special attention viii be given to the laws
OF Hygiene and the effects of stlmulants
and narcotics.
The examination for professional ceItifi-
Gates will be held before the examinations
\ for PROFESSIONALS.
Applicants should be prepared TO pass a
I thorough examination in all the common
1 atohrs, School government, Methods Men
tai Philosophy aud Elements OF Algebra.
They should have knowledge OF how to
Develop numbers, Sand modelling and
drawing, and be able, If called upon, TO il
lustrate by outlining the continents in sand
also. be able TO discuss Industrial Education
Professional certificates should be given
to none but earnest. successful, and cousci
| entious teachers. who show by their work
that they are abreast with the times. Every
popular is not successful nor every unpop
ular au unsuccessful teacher.
Applicants whose scbool-room work anC
character the Superintendent is nos femIIia
with should present Recommendation frou
the members of the board where last en-
ployed.
This Information Is given TO indicate the
character of the examination and to ass!s
teachers wko may wish TO make some prep
aTation. Amy further information will bt
cheerfully given by the Superintendent
j. W LEECH
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
Widows AppraiSementS,

Notice is hereby given that the following named
appraisments OF property appraised and set apart
for widows Of decedents under the Act Of Assem-
bly, OF the 9Th Of April a. d have been
nled in the Registers Office Ebensburg. in and
for the County OF Cambria. and viii be presented
maticn and allowance on Wednesday, June 9th,
A. D.. 1855
No. / Inventory and Hpnraisenent OF certain
personal property ana reaI estate appraised and
set appa-t for CAtharine ON ell, widow OF owen
o'Neill, late Of Prospect borough deceased, 500.
50.
No p. Inventory and appraisement OF certain
personal property appraised and set apart for
Margaret Ryan, widow OF Wm. Ryan. late Of Lii
ly borough, deceased, $40.
No. g. Inventory and appraisement Of certain
personal property appraised and set apart for
Mary b Mouse. widow Of Frederick Mouse, late
OF Croyle township, deceased. $500.
Nc. 1. Inventory and appraisement OF certain
personal property appraised and set apart Tor
Margaret E. Reese, widow of Elias Reese, late of
Cambria township. deceased. Scg334.
No. . Inventory and apqra!sement Of certain
personal property and real estate appraised and
set apar1 for Ann Richards, widow OF Nm. II q.
Richards, late Of jackson township. deceased,
$780,
Not. Inventory and aDpraIsement OF certain
personal property appraised and set apart tor
Mary Stiles. widow OF David Stiles late Of Black
lick township, deceased, s2I9.
No !. Inventory and appraiseEent of certain
personal property appraised and set apart for
Emma :. Myers widow of William Il. Myers, late
of Johnstown borough, deceased. sl5S.s5.
No. s. Inventory and appratsenient OF certain
personal property appraised and set apart for
Elizabeth Reese. widow OF Thomas ] Reese, late
OF Cambria township deceased. S2g9.g3.
CELESTINE J. BLAIR,
Ebensburg May 7th, 1885 Register.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
Items from LILY.

LILLY. Pa, May 30th, 1888.
Ed FREEMAN.-Mr. will Troxell, with
his friend Mr.. Gnson, of Gallitzin. paid our
town a visit on Sunday last. Call again
gentlemen
Mr.. BAIL Bender. one OF our esteemed
and upright citizens. departed this life on
Saturday, May 10Th, 1888, aged about 90
years. MI. Bender emiRrated about 80
years ago from Germany, and was married
about years after, his wife bearing him
eight children. Two girls (twins) are dead
Six sons survive him. He was a hard work
ing man all his life up TO within couple
years OF his death. He was an exemplary
christian, kind and seed neighhnr and
had a kind word from every one who knew
him. He hss one brother living here. Geb-
hart Bender, 1 suppose the only relative
in this country.
G.. Il. Mcintosh has associated himself
with Henry Ehrenfeld and embarked In the
soap business.
NV hest girl is getting new hat large
show is coming to visit our town June 9Th
you know.
Wet weather has prevented the farmers
from planting corn and potatoes The sea
son is a late one compared with others.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
Court Proceedings.

Court met on Monday st o'sIock 2. NJ.
and adjourned until O'Clock on Tuesday
morning TO await the arrival of Judge
Furst. of BelIefOnte, who was to preside.
The case OF James Condron ct al. vs..
James McDermitt ct al. was continued.
In the case OF Rebecca Glass ct al. Va. the
Pennsylvania railroad. The plaintiffs be-
come non suit
Susan Gallagher ct al. vs.. Joseph F. Dur
bin. Eiectment. Jury dnd for the plaintiff
the land described IN the writ. New trial
applied for to be beard by Judge Furst on
Tuesday. June Goth. with some other cases.
Assiguees OF N J. Freidhoff VS.. Joseph
Gutvald. Jury find for the defendant.
Assignees of y. j. Freidbof VS.. Joseph
Gutwald. Jury find for the plaintiff the
sum OF S35O.O9.
j. e. Gates ct al. VS.. A. II. Fiske Il Co.
ct al. Continued at costs of plaintiff and to
be set down for trial at September term.
Joseph Miller VS.. Adam J. StOltz ct al
Continued by consent.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-01
Died.
HAMMAN II

HANNAH Died at the residence of her
parents in Allegheny township, on Monday,
May 81, 1888, Maggie, daughter OF Adam
and Annie Hamman. aged yeaIs. 6 months,
and days
Her feat too tender were and weak,
To journey thro' life
She was to fragile for the toll,
Too gentle for the strife.
She only waited here awhile,
That might love her more,
Then swee;ly all our SOrrOwing hearts
With her 10 heaven she bore.
II she SO dearly loved Is there,
With God in bliss to-day I:
Shall We not hope TO follow her
When life shallpsss away.
The Lord has marked a way tor US,
she surest and the best
That walking there our death may be
But entering into rest 5.