The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1888-06-02
puNoENr PARAGRAPHS.

| That would be weak enterprise
Rhich could not stand loan.
IN Giants are not particularly happy.
An overgrown man has u grewsome
look. IN o. Picayune.
---''Womcn are the dearest, cutest
creatures in the world, but they can't
tell how shoe fits until they see the
humber = Binghamton Republican,.
1t is little strange that among all
tho eminent men who have recently
written of "books which have helped
me" none should have mentioned the
dictionary. Hauen Neos.
Mrs. Chargeitplease-"Good mofn-
Ing, Mr.. Tapemeasure. l should like
TO see something In the way of small
check" Mr.. Tapemeasurc Qcrvcntly)
$50 should I."--Dctron Free Press.
You never find me hiding my
light under bushel." remarked Mr.
McSwilligen, in the course of dis
acussion with his wife. "You dom
need to-" was the somewhat acrid re-
ply; "a quart measure is quite large
enough" "-Patsburgh Chronicle.
-"Dear me-" said the little Boston
boy, after intellectual suasion had failed
and they had spanked him for the first
time; "if l had had the slightest sus-
picion that the resultant sensation was
so poignant should never have invited
the experiment" "-Pucs
Husband (in the early morning)-
.'What are you going through my
pockets for, my dcarP" Wife-"A little
change, John" Husband-"Have you
no money of your own?" Wife-"Yes;
but it is so much easier to find Il man 5
pocket, John, than u woman's s"-Har-
per's Bazdr
1t is stated that over 10. 900 Ameri-
can pianos have been shipped to Russia
in the last ten years. This will explain
why so many Russian Anarchists come
to this country. The outlaws are labor
ing under the comforting delusion that
all the pianos in this country have been
sent to Russia. a.-NorristoW Herald.
MIR. Cazenove-"Of course we shall
see you at Newport this season. Mrs.
Poindexterp" Mrs. Poindexter--"No;
I've been thinking of Saratoga" Mr..
Cazenove-"But it's so awfully warm
there" Mrs. Poindextcr-"You for
get, Mr. Cazenove, that passed three
years in Newport while waiting fol
divorce papers. If any thing can be
warmer than that I'd like to know it. "
--Judge,
-PasscngerQ Ito strangeD-"Ministcl
of the gospel, imagine. sir?' Stranger
| -"Yes, sir. have been minister OF
the gospel for forty-twoycars but ex'
| pect to retire soon." Passenger
THAT is very sensible move, sir.
think when man has made money
enough in his business he ought to gel
out ofit and enjoy himself IN Y Sun
Southern extraordinarily wan
to buy IN orange grove. eh? Only ar
artist?" Stranger--"I am an artist
and was advised by my friend. joaquin
Miller, to come to California for studie:
instead of going to Italy. He say:
| California is the true color land of tn,
globe. was just thinking of painting
the beautiful landscape before me. '
'.That all belongs to me, mister, every
foot of it; but I'll let you make pict
ure of it for half the profits. ''-0mahc
World.
.--Literature of English etiquette
conveys the valuable information thai
Dukes eldest sons take precedence
over Earls, but the Dukes younger
sons have to fall in line behind Earls
| and Marquises' eldest sons, and so on
| down, The graduation is Il little com.
! plicated over there. but on this side OF
the water all doubt is. removed by our
simple rule of letting the drum major
lead the whole procession.-PiHsburgA
Dtspatch.