The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1888-10-19
FIFTH AND rUiST.

OF a bank check it may be truly said:
ATS face is its fortune"
The sphere of the weather prophet
atmospheric Washington Critic.
Miss AMEL1E RIvEs writes her love
stories with u law-necked pen.-Lite.
\ PLANO which plays by electricity is
on the marked. Now this is shocking.
TIEsE arc more than 1,50O kinds Of
jack knives, Int after q year or two of
experience II boy finds that they can oil
le lost with equal lacility.-SomcrUWe
Journal.
ALTHOUGH q tennis match does not
provoke such noisy enthusiasm Us AZ ball
game, the costumes of the players are
lnad enough to he heard a mile.-NeW
Hurcn Noes.
"llow ARE we off for whis!i;y'?" asks
the New York Sun. The reniark was
evidently addressed to the Office boy,
and not intended to get into print
BWriinytoas Free Press.
II UNDERSTAND that Smith has q fat
contract to rave a mile of street" YES;
and the poor devil will make IL pile out
of it," but whore is he going tn get
the brick?" "Out of his hat."-Arrotn
Record.
y WRITER says an ordinary beetle can
draw twenty times its own weight. We
haze seer the insect move IL woman
weighing los pounds by simply lighting
within half ai inch of Observation-Disclosures
torn Heraid.
"WHy, bless your heart, Erasmus, dis
we're fot.ygraf amt like yon no how. II
makes yer look ten vars older dan YOU
is "l)at's all right, honey. needn't
gii annudder tookcn for dc mex ten vars.
See!'-Detroit Free Press.
Dg. BEpDoE, an English scientist,
sans tia. blondes are decreasing in num-
ley, and that in q century OF so q red
headed m will he almost as rare as
IL white blackbird. This won't help us
m.ch!-Boston Beacon.
Miss BrpRosE (getting vacciilated)-
DO yen think it will take, DIR. Mon
taguc? DIR. Montague (gallantly)-If it
doesn't take Oh such an arm, my dear
Miss Violet, ! shall have but little re-
>pcct for vaccine hereafter.
BEowN-Do YOU know Miss Smith?
Kobinson-I have spoken to her. but 1
never met her. B.-Spoken to her but
never met her? Why that's impossible.
H.-It is not impossible. Ihave spoken
II her through the telephone. -Boston
courier.
IN an action for 5000 damage on nc
count of Islander Judge Davidson yes
terlay dismissed the action on the
ground that plaintiff had swindled de-
PENDANT in u bargain and had therefore
earned the epit!ets bestowed on him.
Montreal Witncss.
MISS PETRoLEUM-I does make me
S o mad. With all our money we don't
git no respect. Mrs. P.-Eh? What's
folks been saving now? "Hintin' about
the way we got IL cash. What dye
think Miss Boston said when Ishowed
her pops new portrait? She asked if it
was painted in oil."-Omaha Uorld.
THE Editors Wife-Charles, 1 have
just read that NJ. Gregoki, the editor Of
the Athens Gazette, writes three col
umns of editorials every day of his life.
Isn't that astonishing? The Editor
Not at all, my love. / frequently write
four columns a day. The Editors Wife
-Ha, yes, Charles. but NJ. Gregoki
writes in Greek. Think how difficult
that must he!
lis anything new under the
san?' asked Rollo, as he closed hi.
book. YES" said his Uncle George
%'revenue." ut would be to some PEG
pie" said Rollo's mother, with quiet but
womanly severity. And Rollo's Uncle
George softly whistled a fragment o
two or three tunes and went out to see
ii the next frost had killed any of tho
July roses.-Butlette.
Jersey Sweet Potatoes at TuAYrRs