Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-06-16
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

Head work ShampooinC.
Simple poltencSs bough to ..ec.
Books that are ALWAYS in season
pocket books.
The time for one 10 strike Sixty
minutes after twelve
The dentist and glszier take great
pains with their work
We don't see the prorriety of wear
inc solid gold stud in merely plated
shirt hoso.n
Why is a mosquito like a mysticism
who plays for moneyl Recnu>e. after
the Serenade is over he sends in his bill
She eearly in the EVENING" 'H'ood
evening, Mr. Sampson Same she tlate
IN the evening" "t,ood night. George"
Alaska is fur country. isn't it, pro.
fessor r. les, replied the professor
coldly. 1t is quite distant" Fufburs
Chrunic'e
A COW caused serious railroad wreck
in Iowa In Wall street the railroad
wrecks are generally attributed TO bears.
Boston Bohetm
A new paper called the lamp has been
started by couple Of ladies. Devoted
to light literature, II is presumed -
Norristo,nn He'ad.
/ 1t is said that there is a carpenter in
! Milwaukee who Is So expert with his
lathe that he can turn deaf ear on tho
| slightest provocation. -iuc.
Flossie aged four Bobby, why
do they call ministers doctors" Bobby
"a lad of considerable information)-
''Cos they make folk, better. ."-Epoch-
He hoated in at the wave of her hand
And tenderly pressed his suit,
But all OF sudden ha foated out
On the wave of her fathers boot
Detroit Free Press.
An old lady being late at church en-
tered the congregation was rising
from prayers. la" said she, curtsy-
ing, don't get up on my account. -
/ -Ner York Nr'ns.
Mamma s \. NJ. Mercy me, Dot,
what are you nnging that big bell for"
Little Dot This flower in the window
tpointing to bud isn't walked up yet"
- Omnhu Worjd.
In the court room. "Why is it they
are so mighty particular about keeping
orders here2' ''The Judge, YOU rcmem-
Der, can only serve during good be-
havior Bo,ton Transcrtw
A New York manufacturer advertises
for men to hang dumb walters. We have
no doubt such men can be found, but in
what restaurants are they 10 find the
dumb waters Ner Irren ters
He who courts AMI runs AWAY
Nav live to court another day.
Plt he who courts and will not we'd.
May find himself IN court inSteaf
-r,t.
'If take hold of this thing. you
know" remarked the tar 70 the roofcr,
"I'll stick to it | never let 20 anything
90 into And the tar kettle said he
could endorse the last statement. Bur-
deft.
"Will you please give me something,
sir1' begged tramp 'Certainly," re-
sponded the gentleman lmportuned.
I'm police justicc. and If you will
step around to nv Office III give you
thirty DAYS - ter Jorb Ts}eGrrm.
Although the King of Spain get. a
drinks ANYTHING stronger than milk. be-
longs 10 NJ clubs never was out with
. the BOYS on \ toGt does not smoke.
chew, swear. nor play billiards. but then
, he is only year Old Uaa.r,le Lr><,e.
Tramp 70 woman Can yon give
me something = ca madam Woman
. Nav th.re ant thing n he house
, an beside I've got couple II letters
10 write a. no flul" - bother Tramp
tpIeadin1ly Madam, +, me lick tho
stamps, can't starYc W, York sun
The man .ho owns lawn
Who's always up a dawn
: To oil h, patent 'itower 10th begin, gin,