The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-06-29
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

III woman lOsJu Eden, she alone can /
restore it.
DON'T hurry. ''Too swift arrives as
tardy as too slow.''
Confidence is plant OF slow growth
in an aged bosom.
a good conscience is to the soul what
health is To the body,
Not every one who has the gift of
speech understands the value of silence.
The man who has never known ad-
VeTsity Is but half acquainted with him
self.
The true use of speech is not so much
to express our wants as 70 conceal them.
Dost thou love life, then do not
squander time, for that is the stuff life
is made Of.
The hustle must not and will not go.
though it is entirely willing to take a
back seat.
Vanity is n refined seIfshness which
10 ever exGcting homage, but never
paying any.
We are taught and we teach by some
thing about US that never goes into ian
guage at all.
y certain style of shoe button is
called "Old Maids Wedding" because
it Eever comes OF.
There is something peculiar about
gravIty-in the earth it attracts, while
in man ir repels.
The hen, stupid rs she is, has one re-.
deeming virtue. She never forgets
where she has laid a thing.
Joking about her nose, n Young lady
said /: Il had nothing 70 do with shap-
ing it. Ii was birthday present -
According to Richmond paper, girls
there go to school "lugging 20 pounds
of scholastic literature and wearing a
three foot bustle."
All deception in the course of life is
indeed nothing else but lie reduced to
practice, and falsehood passing from
words into things.
''Its forty years, my old friend. John,
since we were boys together" at is ?
Well don't speak 50 loud there's
young widow in the next room"
Mr.. StrayGr: We make resolutions
only to break them Miss Quick:
Eyes. very true. Now I resolve to re-
tire early nights, and here it is nearly
eleven o'clock -
Oae rich nan wears poor clothes be-
cause he is rich and can do anything.
while poor man wears fine clothes be-
cause he is poor aad wants to create the
impression that he is not.
One maa escapes all the diseases the
flesh is heir to and is killed on the rail-
road another man goes through half a
dozen wars without scratch and then
dies Of whooping cough.
The most expensive sideboard ever in !
use in the United States is that made |
for rthe late Harry E. Packer, o. Mauneh
Chunk. Il covers the entire side Of a |
room and was built for S47,O
''Are you superssit;ous ?" ''Not |
very. Why ?" "Do you believe it is a |
sign Of death when a dog hnwls under |
your window. at night 20 "Yes if I
can dnd rsy gun before the dog gets
away"
y citizen Of Eustis, Florida, is SAID |
to have combination tree in his gar
den, consisting of q lemon, peach, pea1,
grape, fruit persImmon, orange and I
guaya, all grated on one stock, and all /
in bloom.
The Juice OF a lemon, mixed with |
four times as much water, unsugared,
and drank before bedtime, will DO more
10 eounteEact malarial influences and
correct a surplusage Of bile than dozen
blue pills.
The man who has brand uew type
writer. and leisure, and lots OF linen
wove manuscript paper, cannot help
feeling that he has It IN his power TO
make big literary reputation for him.
self i; he can only thlnk OF something
TO say.
one man IS spending al the money
he can earn IL taking a girl to the thea
ter and sending flowers, in the hope
that he may eventually make her his
wife, and hls ueighoor is spending all
the gold he has saved, TO ge. a divorce.
y little girl while dressing one morn
ING asked her mother II she cried muck
when she was sacrificed. Sacrificed ~
exclaimed her mother, why, what 10
You mean ?'' why, don't you see, I
was sacrificed there, wasn'J - and
she pointed 10 her vaccination scar.
Prodlgal Son-"Father, haye spent
my substance, and have arisen and re-
TUNED 20 the" Practical Father
''What did you spend all that money
on 20 Amateur photography. " XIII
The fatted calf and ssnd it TO the nearest
idiot asy lum. Ny son Will dine there
Tomorrow"