The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1888-01-18

are twenty girls in all our large cities more
beautiful than she." don't DOUBT il, 1
think there are twenty-one. And, "they
are more gifted. and blessed with better
education?" Eyes, know that" And
their social position is higher?n ~ should
say So my dear" "Aud they have great
hIstlioDlc talent?" Indeed they have; l
sgree with you" They can set all around
herr" "0f course they can" And they
ought to have her place on the American
stsge?' Well, then, why don't they have
it?'
TIE SCIENCE OF SNORING.
Your lungs, my dear child, are your
professionally, la Mr.. Sullivan, at present
Of London. Now, when asleeping Christian
bIeathes, he breRthes through his nose
alone, When the air passes through the
nose it gently presses the swaying end OF
the palate down upon the tongue. The vi
bretion is gre atty impeded, If not entirely
checked, and no sound is produced. Bat
IL you hold your mouth wide open while
you sleep, so that the two currents of air
pass IN and out through the nose and the
mouth, the soft palate is right in the path
OF respiratory cyclone; it Is thrown into
a state of violent vibratory conmotIon; ii
flaps and flutters back and forth like q robe
de mutt on the ciothes-line on a raw and
gusty day in March, and you sDore like a
policeman. According to the rapidity or
slowness OF the vibrations, the snore is
shrill and sonorous, or profoundly deep
and CULTURAL. So, if you snore, or think
you do, you know now how You may
easily prevent it. Pat q baseball in your
mouth when you lie down; or you can sit
up ali night and Keep awake. Either of
these will keep the most probable snorer
from snoring.
TOWER OF LANGUAGE.
"And SO Tom has got home from college,
M. Bgbee2 l understand he is quite a
linsuisl?" Hes the boss linguisT," re-
marked old Bigbee, but not proudly; she
fingers downtown till 2 o'clock IN the
morning, and he fingers in bed till noon,
and he fingers at the table long after every
body else has gone away foun6ered, and
there's going TO be reform in this linguist
business, or you'll hear of case of felo de-
30 in this family by wearin' of a yonng
msn out With hickory gsd," and the old
man looked res0lute, then melted into
thoughtfulness, and said that was the fist
Greek be had used in thirty years, since he
cleIked in q drugstore and studied the old
masters on the bottles and jars.
PROHIBITION AND OIL.
A Maiue woman saw her son drinking
kerosene oil from tin can, and the local
papers says Prompt remedies saved his
life" We don't think the remedies were
at all necessary. When young man gets
so that be likes kerosene oil well enough to
drink it from can, nothing can kill hin.
If prohibition drives young men to that
sort OF tipple, we may look for healthy
boom in oil,
HOW IT HAPPENED.
No, the DOlJamarks do not visit the Tril-
liloos now. They used TO be On very friend
II terms, but last Tuesday there was
T. usicale ct Mrs. Trilliloo.s. The Dolla-
marks were there, of course, although Mr..
Dollamark is not musical. BE says bank
president has no. use for notes that are
liable to quaver and flat. 1t is rather
ticklish time Of the globe for bankers just
now, and Do,lsmark feels, perhaps, IN
necessarily sensitive. Anyhow when Mrs.
Trilliloo and young Dosidesu sang 81 know
a bank vheTeon the wild thyme grows" he
started, but thought. as he knew so little
of music aud says that he might be mi7-
taken, SO he listened, ard they sang 1T
again, he could take his affirmation clear
as q sight draft, ~ know banker on a
wild tine gees" Oh, but he was madi
And they sang it over and over that way.
Where cowsli ps and the nodding violet
grows" they sang, and he heard 1T, plain
as signature, HE now sips at the toddy
while 10 goes." IL was too much. And
when they started 10 about the fairy queen
who slept there, DOllsmark called across
the room to lis wife that he guessed they
had heard about all this variety business
they cared for, and so he went home, so
blind mad that he wore Trilliloo's hat, and
threw it out into the street the next morn
ing. And he says he wouldn't lend a
singing master fifty cents out OF the bank,
not il Micheal Angelo himself was the
applicant, and Jay Gould went on his note.
AGE AND ACTORS,
How old is Mrs Lsngtry,
That people call her queen2
Is she like good Victoria,
One hundred aud thirteen?
Oh, no, my son, about as old
As was at her age;
But people never grow who &C
Play-scting on the stagel
RnRFRT / RIfRnErTE.