New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-06
TIE TALK or THE DAP,


aThe Chicago Mall1 says that some Chicago Dema
ocrats do not understand how any man can b
Chief Justice of the United States who never marched
at the head Of ward club, carrying blazing torch
Their notion OF a who has been honored Is one
Who at some timo other, burned pile OF tar par
rels on the result Of campaign In which BIZ Jones
was elected constable Mr.. Fuller was never one
of the boys He followed the band wagon.
He was never on dress parade He never went into
court except when no had business there, and when
his business he went to his office and thence
to his home lie belongs to the gentleman school o.
politics.
rssysa sf from sR TO-
make the following announcement : VIII you DC 50
kind in your paper that The name s S o. miss
GnisS At ihs w eomns Ct Gcnss
date for the edltorshp Of one OF yae o Ssan ADJ
published at Chicago It is thought ey muituae e o.
peSRS We do not imagine that this
ncnt, although made on the authority OF one WIN Ill.,
W be sen very seriously but It is PROFESSIONALLY
o matter of interest. -tlndependene
This beer boycottng agitation is delightful to tho
mind of the Prohbitionst. If Iaborers boycott the
beer brewers and the brewers In turn o"ycost the %
taiIcrs and the drinkers determine to boycott Doth
brewers and retailers it looks as II one feature OF tho
liquor question might DO solved without much iegis-
lation.
AN ACRosTIC FOR CHAUNCEY.
Consider WELL my cOunrymen the peril Of the hour.
How Democracy is schemins to perpetuate It's power
iJrso on the solid phalanx triumph is begun ,
Near draws the day of conflict our cause wo know Is
Come let as DO united and conquer in the light A..
Each day but makes US stronger moro eager for tho
Yet We must stand together II would win the day.
Men say we have no leader to guide safely through
Defeat in next November would prove their statement
Each patriot In the Nation would mourn at such fate
perhaps n would be safer with Blaine canddste;
EXCELSIOR is our motto and the right We Will pur
We're first and last and all the time for chaunc'y NJ
-(Chatham IN. " Courier.
A reasant has fust died in Austria Hungary who
was 142 years Of ago. He left son aged ll6 years
and grandson Of s5.
aThe Boston pot' believes that the recent decisra
ton OF the Pope In regard to the Plan OF campaign
and boycottng is forgery.
HardshIps-Kind Old Lady ito boy)-Little boy
where are YOU going with that pail i,
Little Boy-Ae fadder sent me out to work DC
Al, the hardshlps of children. And what did
your poor mother say y .,,.,,,.. II, A ,... TINA
he didn't give full measure"-tTexas snings'
aThe Boston Transcript refers to Senator Voors
hees as the tall sick-em-o'er of the wai>bosh.
NO. my son, people do not go away from home
M this season OF the year. 1t Is not necessary t1ss
they snou a summer hotel ever can hope be at
height Of the season. and there9re Ppe,vss at
pst class summer resort and think that they are
enjoying themselves Immensely. Irahs'n'''
The Yale boys are determined that the ancient ana
historic fence shall not go. On that question they arc
not en- the fence
How His suferings Might Have Been Easc st,ns
Quaverly Ito dentist frcnd)-l have peeh ieS 70
book about those brave martyrs How shocT esins,
burn that poor Latmer at tho s'ako' Ills su"s''"s'
must have been excruclatng. -. 80. ..rer
Dentist (absently)-Yes, but he might nav" '
laughing gas-tLincon Journal.
new revivallst, the Rev. j. B. culpepper, IA,
arisen In Georgia This is the way no preaenes
would rather be a negro with red eyes, hnky ~o0''
bonelcss nose and hollow Of the foot that makes
hole in the ground than play poker till O'CLOCK 10
the morning and go home and deceive my vile aoou'
IT,"
They tell of Missouri farmer who p, ,0SU Car ar
following mcmOrandm At the s ssossy msn hos
%edsin, rains r and Of jew Nppe, iSr
I5 his w0 n: ssd ssa the sTDe fGre Union
How does Ss. Ne disclosed ErS Our Elite Deeto
shoMs that we have here nearly 5000 people who s
nao%s IS no SLOUGH Of publication II gets ,ns
with both feet SO TO speak and Is psess as jim
%s 0y those wh IS reliable and can give this old Mr.
Ward McAlllstcr points on gathering society esas New
York.-(chicago Mall
"Tho Arizona Howler' announces that u wiz 49,
publish thrilling story of life on the pa'"' e"""'
" Tho Old Olri,' by the Old Boy.
al never, sir-I never drank glass Q, DeVs s e.
until they passed this liquor law ne ss,o
cited voice, as he halted q citizen on Ens"'"'"
"wellfp -. a, an sunday
"Novor wanted Il, sr-never wanted ~ on n sirs
until they passed law that couidn'' hs'o ." -
And then you wanted tt' =. ,., T,lsfss
"Yes SIR I did, sir And get ~ st w Jr that
free country sir, and whom they hiaho wv ~
American citizen shall ,,, . wink sff they
should pass law directing you 10 N@sm and throw
your hair sell your breath for soap $50 and mi tell
that shirt into the river, you conn ~ thing yeu
YOU how to get around IT, Cu'cs. 'sneic,n who =
heard and n won't cost cent. 40 AM na adeeut
wants 10 be a ioafer can be conpeiieu W w
man Tata!'--(Detroit Free Press =.
In India the finest grades Of cigars can ~
for half cent apiece, and cigars arc s",nrr
rather expensive luxury a that In ,n@s . !. esm.
man who has 10 cents In cash Is iooh'u "p'A
parafively wellto-do. .,,..,s
Mark Antony is In the grocery business n..,mood.
ca Julius Caesar does whltewashins al "'
and Cicero Is hote! runner In Memphis
The sudden change In the sea.nsr IN IN shirt sleeves
sGnnsrs and straw hat was seen pusly az 49, bis
sheyelllne snow and leo away IRON tc iv vtrs en-.
dwellng while the remainder OF tne t,xnwa-lCpcos6
deayoring TO Acep cool at the open "'psS""