Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-03-11

stock.
The Thought was not original with me,
for | have heard it expressed by others
either IN this country or Europe. lie said
it would.
"Aly cattle has gone through n mOwful
o hay since October and II ton o. brand.
Hay don't seem to have the goodness to i.
thct it h,d last year, and with their new
process grist mills they jerk all the Juice
cute y brand, SOS you might a. well feed
COWS with rvcrlsigE and Upholstcr, your
horses with h"mlock bark rs TO buy
brand"
We'll, why 80 you run so much TO
stock? Why Gon't YOU try diversified
farming, aud rotation of crops
THEORY vs.. PRACTICE.
'Well, prob'Iy you got that idee in the
papers. \ man that earns big wages writ
ing Farm Hints for agricultural papers
can make more money with 4 soft lead
pencil aud two o. three seasOncd-crackcd
idees like that n I can carry OF EN- out CT
the farm. We used 10 have a Teller in the
dug store in II town that wrote such
good pieces for the RnyR I.,moa'cr and
made ~ such o good condition powder ont
Of his own head that two years ago we
asked him to write a uc7.ay tor the IN.
ual meeting oi the Bl2kwheat Trust, and
to use his own Judgment about choice OF
subject. Aud what DO yOu s'pySe he had
selected fer q nesssy that took the whole
forenoon to read?'
What subject, you mean?
eyes"
"Giyc it upn'
"Well, he'd wrote ont that whole blamed
intellectual wad on the subject Of The
IDhumanity of Dehorning Hydraulic
Rams HOw's that2'
That's pretty fair.
"Well, farmin' is like ruuniu' q paper
to some regards. Every teller in the
world will take aud turn aud tell you how
to do it, even if he don't know a blame
thing about it. There amt q man in the
United States to-day that don't secretly
think he could run airy one if his othe!
business busted on him, whether he knows
IhpIditterencc between a new mich COW and
n horse hayrake or not. We had one o.
these embroidered night-slirt iarmers
come from town better'n t':ree years ago.
Been d toilet soap man, aud doce well, and
20 ne came ont and bought q iarGl that bad
nothing to il but q fancy house and barn,
a lot of meddcT in the front yard and a
southern aspect. The farm WE no good.
You couldn't raise a disturbance Oh il.
We'll, what does he do? Goes and pits q
passle Of slim-tailcd yeIlcr COWS from New
jersey aud aims TO handle cream and d'.
versiicd farming. Last year the cuss sent
a load of cream over and tried TO sell it ut
the neR crematOry while the funeral aud
hollercost was goin on. ! may he q sort
of 4 chunp myself, but | read nay paper,
and don't get left like that.
"Whlt are the prospects for farmers IN
your Slate:'
"WtI, they are pore. Never vas 40
pore. in fact, since I've ben therr. f0lE
wonder why boys leave the farm. My boys
LETT so "a 20 get protected, they s1id, and
so they wrut into a clothing store, one OF
EN-, and p went into hardware, aud one
ia taIkin' protection in the Legislature this
winter. They said that larm,u' VS. &c'n'
to be like fshiu' and huutiu', welt enough
for a man that had means and leisure, but
they couldn't make a Twin Al IT, they
said. Another boy is in 4 drug store, and
the man that hires him says he IS a royal
f.ller.' .,
'Kind OF q castor royal f%tlIrr,' ! said
with q shrek OF laughter.
uIss,D. SAD STORY.
He waited until had laughed all
"'"'C" ~ '"U 800.
i've always hoiIercn !1t ,'El ''''n !,
Order to hyst the public G' ni' "'' nov ''t'
we've goth, natlon& G'' '"'P'i'" / VS..
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aud never went {" 4" snow more " y '""'i
times IN NY Nie, fi.stu q ''',I.! az.
learned up|tT" OF 2'l caves 10 ',,''H %.
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