The Hawaiian gazette., 1888-10-23
BUMPS AND JlNKS.
one OF Them Tells About the Doctors
4 Marvellous Case.

The next evening after the hand
PLAYED ST Thomas Square, our special
was crossing the bridge, on his way to
Palama. and lie saw the two mariners
leaning on the rail looking at some Chin
csc fishermen. As he approached they
hailed him, and they soon found seats
on the abutment next 70 the sea, and
after q few general remarks links turned
10 Bumps and said;
BY the way, jess a that band began
Ter play las, night YOU wss about ter say
something about the doctors. Uvcourse
! want ter hear what YOU knows shout
en-. but aiore You start in l want ter
tell Nv S 'sperience I had, and as he
began ter talk he took cut ! long paper
covered with pencil noies.
~ on see. ! was goin' long the wharf
t'Olher night, on my wSy Ter the ship,
when ! oyerhauled 3 teller who was AZ
tin terrible queer. BE staggered about
and finally fetched Up agin one a them
s-anchiOlS that holds up the shed on the
whsri. He steaiiei himself 5 bit an'
then 81 Nv $ sudden fell over among
some barrels OF slush. l ran up ter see
what MAS ther matter. an TUX holt Nv
him an tined ter EiI him up, but Il wSS
no Use. ! didn't know what ter do. hut
thought il wouldn'; do ter leave him
thar. 30 Went up Ter the perlIce station ter
tell somebody. l found the spinnaker
whiSkerai teller thar. an / Tux nv CAD
d i. \, :
one OF Two creSi2onS, An then Sei he
guess be was 6ei by TINS time. but he'd
See sbout ]; IN the morning, an he went
OF.
well. s. furst ! thought III clear
out. but us; then : tSl. white perlice o.
hcer come oGt an jumped on ter me, an
told me ter give up my opium. l told
him ! hadn't any. an lie lerke1 me-
sround an lett 81. over me. an then told
me ter clear ouI. l didn't need ter be
invited twice. l tell Yer. an jeSS Is was
dub,ins that pile w bricks whsr they Is
buildin' 3 house opposite the POSto-hCe,
ran bows on into that doctor that yoQ
an me mss seen - the VrlSol-thSt one
that kinder bends forward an smiles ter
hiSSeE when he vA.kS-l struck him
midshipS, b1; be didn't have much mid
ships an nO.hln WAS stove, an he spoke
I'D 80 pleasant, ! thought q the teller oB
the whSri zn tod MIN. he asked NE
shout him quick Gn' careful, an then
called 4 hack what wAs passing an told
me 70 SCI IN. au' we went down thar Sn
tux him in an brought him 70 the Sta
ton House. ! didn't want Ter 20 thar
SYN bC; the doctor told me ter come
along. - I went. Some perEoeuen car
ned him in an laid HIM on $ bunk, sn
the doctor did al lie could io- him. an
sid he'd come IN the mornin' sn' Sc
him SYN. an said he wished me ter
come TOO.
Next mornin' ! went there sn' they
told me the doctor had been thar early
ter see .yoUT friend = they called him.
but il was sech 3 powerful curioGs Csc
that 81 hands Of the doctors had been /
called ter come AZ II O'Clock ter conSuk,
sn' decide Whist w4S the matter with
him. 81 whether he VS. led Or not; an
that the orders was for me 70 come an'
give nv eVelGeloe. They say that in
the night r. seemed Ter have died sew
eral times.
Wei. 81 six bells ! went there asi1
=
Dzn lzy. his head On one SIDE. 2n' he /
didn't breathe OF move, 2n' l noticed one /
100; w&s dirlv with muddy water sn
some q that slCsl f1om those barrels On I
his hair. In 5 lev minutes 5 hull crowd /
q doctors came IN. sn' tSl. broad 4
shoullere1 one steps Up II troni Sn' SAWS: /
'Glntlemen. this : remarkable Csc. an 4
= PreslC5r; " ;Be Bosrd l hsy invited |
YOU Ter come IN examine Il. an SPECS 4
yCur 'piCiO-s s. ter wh&t'S the matter 4
with him The Beard i undecided 4
70 pE: him IN quarantine q .
send him - No, ksi
Then they al bowed zn' looked wise, /
an some put d -helr glasses. Sn' come
Up Close Inc ir.rst thing they did as
Ter pull uE MS closes. an ! s4w that he
had been tz-oo.el OF his body. Then
they began ser ir-5l " him, sa' smell Nv
him. sn' lGs-e w him an ask questions
sn' one would point 70 one pzr1 " him.
zn' ssv. soue.hiu' Ter smother an he'd
1o1 ms head an SLY YES an another
sud paint 81 tie SSna place sa' sSy
sonethl-' Ter - mother one 81 he'd
shake ms bead an sGy no. S1' the NOS
~ slse-n told = how they he'd he'd czSas
7ess Ike THIS store, S-' thew each se6
EhS- they thought about Il Bui no
Two VS. alike. eNcSr. some thought he
EzS lss8 Gl' SINE didn't. 81 whenever
he 'sp-essei ms -p-ri11 smother would
81. his teCt.C-l ter so--=.lI- an say that
so1lin't - heaz-@e there VS. sonE-hin'
slse that ms L i impossible.
Finally the P-es55el: sd 'Gl1ile-
zen. Il N71 Ela elch 'sE,7ess rom cp,.n-
On one - & tine. ! I'll write i down.
. inst ! 6z- u1sselI them - 1le Bozri.
znse new -e-er-s-lolS VII hzye Ter l.
made so- seca c-SS - they bean
IN the Pres den; le wr1te.
The -u-st zone Ter speak vas fine
ookln' man Win sllTery hzIr an mus
ssh rzlhe- stout. an locked Ike he
night hey been 81 army o1c@. He
zvs. he isn't ie-i. but tbs. toos : ulo--
5fying vol can So ~ the 61scal0-ariol-
N be should bs 4mpuizte1 81 the mid /
.le N che -1rSCS. Between The zS-rzEsiIS
u the o cslcis- You see. III tel yer
.ow tley A.ta-W2ris h7oke I'd II : hurry.
n the President lefl the paper he'd
zen .WTiIu- On an I PICKED L up. an
his Is Il. L. rad the d. words from l.
The uex- one Vas thzf one that ne
n vlou has sen SSlliu- n the hz-bor n
hsf pretty Little yScht- he ruled ID s
iEzresse zr savs- ne / Ge3, be has /,
cen Gei iC-tee hons; The s1bclzEizn {
-rs-v has 5ollai n the hzEseu5ue 1
here II ESSses over the ND.
The nex1 one Wzs : prolonged aS01T
: usn EIth $ p1o-rzcts1 beard that
ends ter p11r people 81 FoEler's vzri.
Ie szvs- ne isn't 5ei- he's oalE sui
Yin frs-n exco-satei coaio-lion q the