New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-05
TIE TALK OF THE DAf


borough say that she always Old nhe 'nc so"s
dreamt dwelt in Marbro' halls"
terrible story has already appeared ABOUT t p Mt
Morton the Republican candidate Tor the vlcc-tLcS
dency II Is said that he has given thousanus W uo
Herald
II looks now as II the eagle would ccream very
effectively this campaign; tho Republicans VIII nave
charge Of tho bird
An old darby in tho employ Of tho Grand Pacific
accosted a delegate last night and said You kepuD'
leans PLAYED The qcy d tho Wu s11 pe%
crat you cher see lie was Mayor OBJ dis town SO i9ng
dat a Niger didn't dare to call his soul his owl LIN
dispustcd wild dis here ting OBJ politics, anyhow
Chicago Mall.
"The Toronto Globen devotcs more than column
OF its editorial space TO tho cxcoriaon OF coonei
Uigginson, whom II dubs "Turvcydrop OF Boston,"
and all bee the Colonel has written very te'i-
perac and truthful article for The Forum CONTRAST
inc English and American manners. 1t doesn't Try
TO answer the article, however; it simply makes uso
of feeble forcble style of sarcasm, and rctiros IN
cloud OF ink Defending England is a new business
Tor The GIobcn and Its awkwardncss may be par
doned.
A PRESIDENTIAL sOLILOQUY.
I looked to the East and looked to the Wes'
W MI terrible majority a-lnarc6ln on before.
".ehontin' and a-singin and a-drummins'
o..-Thcn strip OF your coats, boys. roll up
your sleeves,
Free trade IS hard road to ct. travel, 49,
Then strip off your coats boys roll up
Free trade IS hard road to travel,
l believe.
I reckon for to open our markets to the world,
And let IN the British competitioni $4,000.
It'll cut down tho wages but who'll care for that,
II the offices VIII furnish ammunition!
The blasted manufacturers are rasin Of muss,
h hn the and the south at the
ktus
II twa'nt for Ben Harrison and his protection gar
I'd return to the White House a,hummin:
But II kind % seems to me that I'm clean up . ueo'
Ana 'na' big D0" a"''''" -(spring ncld Union.
Some one says that II takes only one umpire to
make game of baseball interesting That is not
So II ia The five or six thousand umpires sitting in
tho spectators seats who mako 1t interesting
Filled with woc.-MIstrcss-wel Bridget did you
see the dentist?
Piddy O'Galway-Yis, ma'ani
MstiessaDld 10 pull your tooth s,,,. ,,r han,
an thin he druy It in to stay ferver-wd plug on me
top o. it to kape 1t tight III nyer be caught dom
safe he put me in an yin dirty Bit an old gum
shoe me mouth fer bib, an maxim noise the SIZE
o. a coffeemlll in my head, I'd LAYER walk the lure
an scrame.-(Puck
Henry George may be presumed to know Free
Trader when he sees him. When he says, therefore,
as he does this week in " The Standard that Roger
o. Mills is Free Trader from base, his statement
should be accepted decisive. Moreover, he quotes
speech made by Mr.. Mills four years ago which ab-
solutely settles the question Here is passage from
that speech We must unfetter every arm ana leu
every muscle strike for the highest remuneration tor
II, toll We must let wealth, the creation OF labor,
grow up in all the homes OF our people Then every
industry will spring forward at bound, and wealth,
prosperity and power will bless the land that is ded
frcaI ahnra nd free
A writer saws an ordinary beetle can draw twenty
times It's own weight. We have seen the insect move
a woman Weighing 165 pounds, BY simply aiIgnt,ng
within half an inch Of her nose.-tNorrstown Herald
During the present campaign "The Omaha World'
Will have on its staff Republican and Democratic
editor each of whom will present HIS side of the ques-
ton day by day. The readers of tho paper expect to
have circus.
The mistakes which people make who have to sing
chants to deums and other sacred music In church,
erue generally were the subject of conversation In
a little group Of musical people at Music Hall, the
II reeaii' said one &" the CHASTITY effect that Mrs
o. who was from the Cape used TO produce in singing
this line of motet, as she always did In spite Oh many
Let all the world stand in or before Him.
as ouesr as saf the bndcr Which nowis5n the tenor
whose education was limited once made In singing
out, THE great levi Nathan Of the deep.
Il can beat that with another story, of Howlson,'
uncton and dIstnetness IicarEen, o Israel, to the
voice OF tho sheriff. when IL ought 10 have been
seraph." Boston Transcript.
Omaha expects to have grain palace this fall.
The Timeso says that It has faith in the Re-
publican party. Well, that's all right; the Republican
party has faith in The Tines
3D. D., lightning has struck good many clergy
men this year.
The Doctors verdict-Ethe 70 the family , phys,
cian)-"Why, Doctorl YOU really don't thinR that
powder hurts the complexion!
Dr. Gruf-Well. no some Kinds DOM. ~, ..,.
Ethel-Oh, please tell me which KIND Is tho Dcst,
and | promise will use no other,
Dr. Gruif-Baking powder-take internaiy.-tJudgc
A BARRIERS Summer School OF Philosophy IS talked
Of This IS altogether every barber shop
is a perennial school of philosophy
Nothing in the world will cause man to realize
oucker that he is an example of noble race OF anil
mails than to listen to a fifty five pound boy dis
cussing the merits OF the different athletic CLUBS De-
tween the puffs of g wo-fer' cigarette.-(Ilme.
The President won't be strong with the dry
goods men this year as he four years ago; but
he Is stu solid with the wetgoods men,
In the South, particularly, the tariff presents
uueston OF vital importance and the South needs tho
aid of protection more than any other section OF the
country The success Of the plans OF tho free
traders and tariff reformers' would result In putting
stop to the industrial and agricultural progress the
South Is making would bring ruin 10 its mines and
manufactures and spread poverty and desoaton over
ali the South.-(Annistown Hot Blast
"THERES NO USE o. KNOCKING AT THE
DOOR,"