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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
nv EsTERN MARYLAND RAILROAD.

Connecting with Shenandoah Valley r. r. al
Hagerstown. Time table in effect June Sd, 1888
TRAINS EAST.
Leave Wflliamsport 10 and 1850 M Hag-
erstown % and ii %, for Edgemont. Leave
Union Bridge IS and IS a m for Baltimore
Through Passenger leaves Williamsport q
m, Hagerstown 10, Edgemont Is, Freder-
lex Junction H. Emory Grove 10 80, arrive al
Baltimore IL 20 q IN.
Mail leaves Williamsport 10 m, Hagers-
town 25 EGgemont W, Frederick Junction
To- Emory Grove 81 arrives at Baltimore a
pm.
TRAINS WEST
Mail leaves HilleH Station, Balto., % q m,
arrives at Emory Grove 90S, Frederick juno
ton 10 81 Edgemont III 49, HagerstoWn - Is
Williamsport u 30 p m.
Trains leave Hilien for Union Bridge at 45
a m, 5 Is and 30 m.
Through Passenger leaves Baltimore at 00
p M arrives at Emory Grove 03, Frederick
Junction %, Edgemont IS, Hagerstown o.
Emmitsburg r. r. DAILY except Sunday J.
Trains South will leave Emmittsburg at 80
IN and : % and 5 As p m, arriving Rocky
Ridge at w m and 30 and u 10 m. Trains
North Will leave Rocky Ridge at 10 43 m and
62 and IS p m, arriving Emmittsbufg III - a
m and 80 and Of p m.
Baltimore and Cumberland Valley Il. R.
Trains leave East, daily except Sunday. Ship
pensburg ~ q m and q and so D m, Cham
Dersburg 10 q m and 200 and % p m, Way
n 2. 81 m, and 2 Sa and 90 IN, arriving
Edgemont 8 10 a m, and So and . Is m.
Trains leave West, daily except Sunday.
Edgemont IS and II ~ and IS d m, Waynes-
boro Is m, and 1900 m and 81 d M, Cham
bersburg 81 M, and u % and 83j D m, ar
irving Shippensburg q a m, and 10 and 8 05
p m. gss
frederick Division Pennsylvania r. R-Dai-
~ except sunday. Trains for Frederick leave
junction at 10 81 a IN. and % m. Trains for
Taneytown, Bittlestown and York leave juno
tion at9 Is q m, and sos p m. s.lr
ASK for tickets via Western MARYLAND r. r.
3. II. GRISWOLD, j. M. HOOD,
Gen. Passenger Agent. Gen. Manager.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
& OHIO RAILROAD.
Time table in effect Apl. %. 1883.
W ErSq,xU On

IlIu6 taDte III effect Apf. ~, 1895.
WESTWARD
Train No ], Cincinnati limited, leaves Phiia.
II a m, Baltimore 2 m. Washington 8 p m. ar
rives at Martinsburg 5 m, stops at S. v.
junction and Hancock.
Train No 3. Cincinnati. and Chicago Ex-
press leaves Baltimore 80 p m, Washington
Junction, Kerneysville. Hancock and Paw
Paw,
Train No limited from Philadelphia to
Chicago and Pittsburg, leaves Philadelphia
a m, Baltimore 10 90 IN, Washington 10 50 a
m. Martinsburg - So p m.
Train No Z Pittsburg and Chicago Express,
Washington 0 Is p IN. .Martinsburg II 81 M
leaves Martinsburg II . p m.
Train No So Baltimore 10 Keyser, leaves
Martinsburg at SO m, stops at all stations.
Train No IS, daily except Sunday, Baltimore
to Grafton, Martinsburs II SO p m, stops at all
stations and connects for Ronlney.
No l47. Harper's Ferry to Martinsburg Ac-
commodation, daily except Sunday, leaves
Harpers Ferry 80 p m, arrives Martinsburg
10 m.
No 2 limited, from Cincinnati, leaves Mar
tinsburg Il 81 m. Washington ! p m. BALTIC.
2 So m, Phila . m; Stops at s Junction,
No 4 Express from Cincinnati and Chicago.
leaves Martinsburg IS a m, Washington 8 80
a m, Baltimore 30. Stops at S. V. Junction
leaves Martinsburg II m, Wash Is p m,
BALTIC 6 p m. arrives at Phila 80 p m. Con-
meets for Frederick.
No s, Chicago Wheeling and Pittsburg Ex-
press leaves Martnsburg OF IN. Wash 80
a m, BALTIC IS a m. Philadelphia IL noon,
No 49, leaves Martinsburg 2 IS p m, Stops al
stations. Connects at Harper's Ferry for
Winchester, at Weverton for Hagerstown, at
Washington junction for Frederick, arrives
at Washington 25 m. Baltimore 9 81 p. m.
No 66, Via old line, Daily except Sunday
leaves Martinsburg 10 30 IN. Stops at all sta.
lions, connects for Valley Branch, Hagerstown
and Frederick.
No l4S 6 10 a m Martinsburg 10 Harper's
Ferry daily except Sunday. Connects for Val
ley, Hagerstown and Frederick and all sta.
lions on the main line to Baltimore.
G. o. SCULL, General Pass Agt.
G. W. SANTMAN Ticket agent, Martinsburg
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, Gen. Manager, BALTIC.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
THE MOST COMPLETE STOCK IN
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS,
DRESS GOODS, sc.


Having fitted up the large store rooms
at No. 81 North Queen street, formerly
Undertakes, and put in new and COM
plete stock of everything that could be
thought of in first-class Dry Goods line,
/ respectfully invite the public and the
Ladies in particular to call, and we shall
be pleased to show them our assortment.
The stock has been especially selected
with care to quality and the wants of
the trade in style and fashion, being the
latest and most popular.
Our line of Dress Goods. Calicoes,
Ginghams, Muslins, is the fullest and
finest that taste could select or money
buy.
Our object is to study the wants of
housekeepers and supply them to the
satisfaction of every buyer, in material,
quality, price I'm politeness and accom-
mediation. and fair dealing.
With these assurances we extend our
cordial greeting to the public, and solic-
it share of patronage a visitwill prove
an agreeable and profitable acquaint-
ance. Very Respectfully,
w. Il. MORGAN.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

The Philadelphia Press publishes
posthumous paper by Prof. Rich
ard A. Proctor, wherein the latter
relates that he attended a middle
class school examination at one
time in England, and that the teach
er asked little girl to tell the differ
ence between man and brute.
"The BRUTE" replied the little girl,
. is an imperfect beast; man is a
perfect beast"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
MoKINLEY,s spLEnnIn vIcroRY

HVNAINLEI nFLHNDIy FIVIv"
CANTON, o., Nov. 8.-Unofiicial
returns form every precinct in the
Eighteenth Congressional district
indicate the reelection of Maj. VIII
liam Mckinley by about $3.50 over
George p. Ikert, Democrat, an IN
crease CT 1, 400 over his majority two
years ago. The chief gains were 10
manufacturing cities and towns.
The Democrats made special efforts
to defeat him, and traded Cleveland
votes.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

Mr.. Isaac P. Grove, of Franklin.
Pa, lost a shoe from his horse while
coming from the field with load OF
corn. On returning to look for it,
he was surprised to see one of his
hogs coming towards him with the
lost shoe dangling from it's nose, the
bent nails of the shoe having been
caught on the hogs nose.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

The Official returns show that the
total vote in Baltimore for President
was S5,270, of which Dumber Cleve.
land received 41,622, Harrison 49,.
415, and Fisk 1928. ClevelandS
plurality was 5,2O7. For judge of
the Supreme Bench Wright had a
plurality of 400. Suter, the Repub
lican candidate for clerk of court
had a plurality of 3, 440.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
Railroads.
nUMBERLAND VALLEY RAILROAD.

"
On and after Monday, May Il. 1888. trains
will run as follows: STANDARD Time.)
EASTWARD.
Fast Mail leaves Martinsburg at 80 a IN
Bedington -, Falling Waters 10, williams
port Station co. Hagerstown %, Chambers
burg Is, Carlisle 10 20. arrive at Harrisg II To-
Phila. Is pm.
Mail Express Train leaves MartinsbuIg at
320pm. Bedington $685. Falling Waters 3S9, Will
Transport Station So Hagerstown 10. Cham
bersburg IL. Carlisle 26 arrive at Harrisburg
at Is,
WESTWARD.
n. o. Express leaves Harrisburg at IS a.
M, Carlisle Is, Chambersburg "a. arrives at
Hagerstown at 705.
Mail leaves Harrisburg at 10 m, Carlisle
s So. Chambersburg 8 80. arrive at Hagerstown
at 10 IS, Williamsport Station ii 90, Falling Wa
tiers IL 16, Bedington IL ~, Martinsb Irg II 80.
Fast Line leaves Harrisburg at 3 30, Car
Isle II, Chambersburg Is. Hagerstown 8 %.
Williamsport Station 20. Falling Waters 30.
Bedington So, arrives at Martinsburg 80 pm.
w. A. GARD, Agt. ]. +. BOYD. Supt.
III. A. RIDDLE. General Passenger Aet.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
MICHAEL ANGELO.

Long ago in the olden day,
On slope of the Tuscan hills there lay
A village with quarries all around,
And blocks of marble that piled the
ground
And scattered among them, everywhere,
With wedge and hammer, rule and
square,
With the dust of the marble powdered
white,
Sat masons who chiseled from morn to
night.
The earliest sound that the baby heard
Was neither the whistle nor song of bird,
Nor bleating of lambs, nor rush of breeze
Through the tops of the tall old chestnut
trees,
Nor the laughing of girls, nor the whoop
and shout
OF tho school at the convent just let
out,
Nor the tinkle of water, FLASHING sweet,
From tina dolphin's mouth in the village
street,
But foremost and first that sharp and
clear
Arrested the little Michael's ear,
When he walked from sleep, was the
mallet's knock
On the chisel that Clipped the rough
hewn block
From the dawn of the day till the twi-
light came,
The clink of the tools was still the same !;
And, constant as fell the fountains drip,
Was the tap-tap-tap! and the chip-chip-
chip
And when he could crawl beyond the
door
OF the cottage, in search of plaything
more,
Or farther could venture, prying lad,
What toys do you think were the first
he had p
Why, splinters of marble, white and
pure,
And mallet to break them with, be
sure,
And chisel to shape them, should he
choose,
just such as he saw the masons use.
So Michael, the baby had his way,
And hammered, and Clipped, and would
not play
With the simple and common sort of
toys
That pleased the rest of the village boys.
They laughed at the little churches he
Would daily build at his nurses knee /:
They secuted the pictures that he drew
On the smooth, white slabs with coal
or two;
They tainted and leased him when he
tried
To mold from the rubbish cast aside
Rude figures, and screamed, Scultorjm
when
His bits of marble he shaped like men.
DIT 6 L. IL
sound
Would ever be heard the earth around
Or his mimic churches in time become
The mightiest temple of Christendom
Or the pictures he painted fill the dome
OF the Sistine-grandest of sights in
Rome?
Or the village baby that chiseled so
Be the marvellous MICHAEL Angelo!
Wide Atrdke.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

-Four men were thrown to the
ground in Stamford. CT, by the fall
ing of scaffold. Two were instant
~ killed and the other two seriously
injured.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
MAKING f!
CUTTING IND FITTING
ACCORDING TO
THE LATEST STYLE AND SYSTEM.

Having located at No. 3S West Burke
St., opposite Second Ward School Build
ing, and opened Dress-M Making Rooms, l
invite the ladies to call and give me
their orders.
Having studied the art of dress-mak-
ing, with the advantage of years Of prac-
tice. can guarantee perfect satisfaction.
Neat and comfortable fitting specially.
Dresses cut, made and trimed in the lat
est styles and according to the most APP
proved system. A trial will convince
the ladies that thoroughly understand
dress.making. Prices moderate.
LIBBIE COOK.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

EVHeMH. LScHy. ScHhy' SIKH HUFiuTes.
The simple application of Swayneis ONT
ment, without any internal medicine. Will
cure any case of letter, Salt Rheum, Ring
worm, Piles. Itch. Sores. Pimples Eczema. all
Scaly, Itchy Skin Eruptions. no matter how
obstinate or long standing. II is potent, effec-
tive, and costs but Il tritle,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

Trouble between Republican and
Democratic judges of election at San
Rafael, Valencia county, n. NJ. re-
suited in L. Provencher, one of the
Judges, being shot through the heart.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
Piles! Piles Itching piles

observation-disclosures: intense itching and
singing. most at night; worse by scratching
ifallowed to continue tumors form which often
bleed and ulcerate, becom ing very sore, sway
mes Ointment stops the itching and bleeding,
heels liberation, and in most cases removes
cents. pr Swayne & Son, Philadelphia.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
Miscellaneous.

,.gaxe The BUFFERS GutDEis
!ss4N'is issued Afa c;a AID Sept,
agY sa9 each year. 1t is III oncy.
E% LII clo1edia oI usaiui iafor-
M ~ nation tor eli who pur-
TTMys4SNiy chase the llt1ur.es or the
~2ks1| necessities OF life. We
can clo.ho you and furnish you with
ali the nec.ssary and unnecessary
appliances to ride, walk. dance, sleep,
eat, fish, hurt, work, go to church,
or stay at home. and in various sizes,
styles and qiantities'. Just figure out
what is required to DO all these things
COMFORTABLY. and you cAu make 4 fair
estimate of the value OF the q JZERS'
GUIDE, ,s,iich Will be ssnt upon
receipt OF 10 cents to pr p3stage,
MONTGOMERY WARE < CO.
l1l-114 Michigan avenue. Chicago. Ill
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17

The city Board Of Commissioners
of Elections of Richmond, Va, have
been arrested for refusing to allow
the United States supervisors to be
present at the count of the votes. |
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1888-11-17
An Old and Reliable House. Established 1890
ARE LARGE
IMPORTERS, J0BBERS & RETAILERS
OF
DRY GOODS.
ONLY ONE PRICE.

The Price, in plain figures,
marked on every article. Will
send Samples promptly when
about the Price required, Colors
preferred, &c, is given to them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-03
One Fact

Is worth column of rhetoric, said an
American Statesman. 1t is a fact,
established by the testimony of thou
sands of people, that Hoods Sarsap
arilla does cure scrofula, salt rheum.
and other diseases or affections arising
from impure state or low condition of
of the blood. 1t also overcomes that
tired feeling, creates good appetite,
and gives strength to every part of the
system. Try it. 264
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-03

descent of which should not be at
tempted, for though going down would
be easy enough, like falling from grace
in moral sense, to ascend again would
be impossible, on account of constantly
shifting lava sands.
l have several times gone
UP THE MOUNTAIN,
far as that highest hut-a pleasant
days climb, starting early aud return
ing before nightfall. Passing down
Cartago's principal street, you cross di-
rectly in front of the cathedral and i'm
mediately the ascent begins. Soon q
height is reached which commands a
glorious view OF vi age, valley and
liver. A long way up The sides of the
volcano are particularly favorable for
cattle-grazing, and strangely enough,
while the plains below are almost I'M
appropriated, these steep pasture
grounds are divided into patches
each with its hut, occupied by
people in charge of cattle. I cannot
tell you the altitude of the highest Init
but 1t is near enough to the sky to set
your teeth chatter1ng with cold, how
ever hot the day may be below. The
mud howell, clinging like a bird's-nest
TO the edge of wild raYine, had no
opening but the door and no furniture
but rude table, e bench. big picture
or the Blessed Virgin, and two OK hide
stretchers which serve for beds. Yet a
happy husband and wife live here, and
with them abides love, the heavenly
guest. Their children play contentedlv
near the brink of the preeipice, and a
wee baby creeps to the door and gives
you smiling welcome
FANNIE B. WARD. o
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-03
COSTA RIGA LETTER.
Fannie B. Wards Vivid De-
scription Of the Country.
CARTAGO, THE NEW NAPLES.
The Warm Springs The Immense
Volcanoes - The Departed
Glory OF Town.

CARTAGo, Costa Rica. October Is,
16S8.-lSpecial correspondence of THE
HERALD. I'm his quaint book, Mikrokos-
mos, Mr.. Peter Heylin tells US that the
Spaniards of the Conquest called Mic
a-eoT1a the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-03
w { NEVER
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Improving our Stoch This z0eeb again added
our already large SOc6 of handsome
SW1s-@W ne10 and original designs oJttic0y gotten up
and IN every way equal to tailor made goods.
In order for the public get idea Of Our Styles we
display few cuts of hundreds novelties which we carry
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-03
TEN THOUSAND FORCES

all at work. Their red-hot bouIders-
scorias, multiplied in volume-gushed
from the fiery furnace, turning all the
lakes and rivers to seething mud, up
roofing trees and buildings from the
palsied earth, and burying almost COM
pleteIy the scorched and blackened city
beneath burning dust. If one wi hes to
read the minute particulars of these
dreadful happenings they may be found
March 14th, 1929 made by the royal
governor, Senior Don Diego de la Haya.
The earthquakes caused by this vora-
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10
Important Notices.


We're Cruz cigars at wholesale by Sim
Hart.
Bull fight in Vera Cruz cigars are
fine. IL I'm
Remember that Mavericks bank
pays per cent. on deposits. tt
Glazing q speciality.
B. G. RELY 81 Co.
"A new stock Of wall papers and dec
orstions. B. G. RELY & Co.
For Fire and Life insurance call on
Lay 81 Adae, Al Soledad street. 3-2S.tf
Vera Cruz Cigar signs are taking.the
town. 3-l7-lm
Shakespeare would have enjoyed q
Romeo and Juliet cigar. 3-T-lm
Wallis & Co.'S Vera Cruz cigars are free
Of acids, paints and fiavoring. 3-1l-lm
Call on Lay & Adse for insurance,
Soledad street. 3-2S.tf
The finest board and comfortable
rooms at Mrs. Garberine's, 232 Ave. G.
The finest performers and the best
orchestra at the Washington theatre. tt
If you want insurance call on Lay &
Adae, Al SOledad street. 3-2S-tf
The best insurance companies are
represented by Lay & Adae, Al Soledad
street. 3-2S.tf
Mrs. G arberine, formerly of the VIC
toria (Tex.) Delmonico hotel. has first
class boarding house, at 232 Ave. c. I'm
Look like q gentleman, and have
your hat cleaned by - Msgerstadt, No.
Commerce street, near the bridge. I'm
Having added to our stock large
and complete line Of paints, oils, glass
and painters supplies, we respectfully
request share Of the public patronage.
B. G. RELY & Co.
Money to loan and vendors lein
notes bought. Sums from $1,000 to
$40, 900 to loan at 8 and 10 per cent.
HAMBLEToN, HADLKY & Co.
Free excursion to Vera Cruz to see
Romeo and JulieI cigars. Tickets at
Hewitt's. 3l7 I'm
The fine Caruther's fattened beef at
the Lubbock refrigerator meat market,
opposite Maverick hotel. 3-10-tf
Some Of the best specially people In
this country. are playing at the Wash
ington, Is the reason why this theatre
always has crowded houses. Admission
only Is cents. 2.29-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10

m 4 and reliable Medicines are the best
wv to depend upon. Acker's Blood FL
ixir has been prescribed for ears for allim-
purities of the Blood. Inevery form of Scrof-
ulous, Syphilitic or Mercurial diseases, it is
invaluable. For Rheumatism, has no equal
Fer sale by..liagIand.& Kennedy. ~
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10
Recorders Court.

Recorders Court.
J. Hancky, drunk, S..
Henry Roehnart. fighting, $40.
W: 81. Shelton, disord srly, SO.
K. 4. HaLcn, disorderly, SlO.
Willie Miller, beating and striking,
$40.
c. I. White, striking, 1926.
Willie Adams, vagrsnt. $40.
Peter AM. vagrant, $40.
Willie Rife, vsgrant, S..
P. Fl. Towers, drunk, S..
G. Harnisch, maintaining nuisance,
continued.
Chas. Wilson, beating and striking,
SO,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10
mime. Bartonia."

Mme. BartOnIa.'
Chicago's noted trance medium can be
consulted in all affairs, from the cradle
to the grave. Gives names. Succeeds
where others fail. No humbug. Cut this
out. Call early and avoid long wait.
342 Soledad street. Alt
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10
NJ NloMA A 1lTsy' h Bah;

Soother at hand. 1t is the only safe
medicine yet made that will remove all
infantile disorders. 1t contains no Opiuns
or Morphine, but gives the child natural
ease from pain. Price % cents. Sold by
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10

SoN.o the Children. They are es-
SNSS pecially liable to sudden
Colds, Coughs, Group, Whooping Cough,
etc. We guarantee Acker's English
Remedy a positive cure. 1t saves
hours of anxious watching. Sold by
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10
$500 REWARD. Ts ss,,s I'm

ed offer this reward for any case of piles they
cannot cure. Consultations and examinations
free and strictly private.
ELLIS & CHAMBERLAIN, Office SOledad block.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-04-10

"A cOnsumptive stranger named Ed
wards, has been found by the county
authorities at No. 414 DolOrosa street In
fused admission to the city hospital.
but will be received in the county poor
house.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1888-01-20

The Geneseo Nslcs seems to be expe ri,
encing some sad truths up in the Maple
City. 1t says this week:
One great difficulty in running a news
paper in town like Geneseo is that when
there is any news we can't publish it. AS
soon as anything happens, the happenee
or his or her friend comes round and re-
quests, even in some cases demands, that
it be kept out of the paper. 1t is suicidal
to publisher not to heed this request or
demand. The town is SO old that every
body is related to every body else through
all the ram1cationS of Consanguinity.
Immediately on the publication, the per
son involved gifts mad" and stops his
paper. then his sisters, cousins, aunts,
parents, grandparents, second cousins,
uncles and their sisters, cousins, aunts
and far-reaching relatives even to the
second and third generations git mad.
Some of them stop the paper, and all of
them are huffy and become severely cou~
templative of their noses when they see
the scribe approaching. If we want to
find out what mans relations are, all we
have to do is to lay bare some mean,
sneaking thing he has done. Then his
relations seem to spring up out of the
ground. He is tangled up with families
we never dreamed be had any connection
with, and an era of cross-eyed nose in
spection sets in that leaves the scribe
aghast The wires of consanQuinity
ramify round to that extent in IN old
town, that if you give one of them jerk
half the population pops up, hungry with
a desire to mediate on the length of their
snnots.