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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
Tho Lesson. Of "Unser Fritz" Case.

The greatest doctors in Europe don't seem
to know what ais "Unser Fritz"
Thus are the Garfield and Grant episodes
repeated, and public confidence in "expert''
medical knowledge il again shaken.
The effect In . revulsion.
Since the fatal days Of 1883 many Of the
doctrines Of the schoolmen concerning ex-
tensive medication have been abandoned,
and all schools Of practice are more and
moro relying upon ld-fashioned simple root
and herb preparations and careful nursing
tho only reliances known to our ancestors
These methods and reliances are illus
trated to-day in q series Of old-fashioned
roots and herbs preparations recently given
to the world by the wellknown proprie.
tors Of Warner's safe cure-preparationa
made from formulas possessed by many OF
our oldest families, and rescued for popular
use, and issued under the happy designat
ton of Warmers Log Cabin Remedies.
my son." exclaimed . venerable woman
to the writer when he was boy, tiny son
your yeller and palo and weak like lookin'
your needin' q good shaking up with some
sas'parip."
A jug Of spring sarsaparilla was Just as
necessary in the "winter supplies" of fifty
years ago as was q barrel of pork, and 8
famous medical authority says that the very
general prevalence Of the use Of such 8
preparation as Log Cabin Sarsaparilla ex
plains the rugged health Of our ancestors.
While Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla i.
an excellent remedy for all seasons of the
year, it is particularly valuable in the
spring, when the system is full Of sluggish
blood and requires q natural constitutional
tonic and invigorator to resist colds and
pneumonia, and the effects Of q long winter
Philo NJ. Parsons, clerk Of the City Hotel OF
Hartford, Conn.,, was Frustrated with cold
which, he says, "seemed to settle through
my body. NEGLECTED it and the result was
my blood became impoverished and poi
soned, indicated by inflamed eyes. Twas
treated, but my eyes grew worse. was
obliged to wear Q shade over them. feared
that would be obliged to give up work"
"Under the operation of Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla and Liver Pills." he
SAYS, .The sore and inflamed eyes disap
peared. Ny blood, know, is in q healthier
condition than it has been for years. Ihave
much better appetite. shall take several
moro bottles for safety's sake. Warmers
Log Cabin Sarsaparilla is q great blood
purifier and most heartily recommend it. -
A few bottles of Warmers Log Cabin Sar.
saparilla used in the family now will save
many q week of sickness and many dollar
of bills. Use no other. This is the Oldest
most thoroughly tested, and the best, is put
up in the largest sarsaparilla bottle on the
market, containing 12J doses. There is nc
other preparation of similar name that car
equal it. The name of its manufacturers Is
guarantee of its superior worth.
While tho great doctors wrangle over the
technicalities of an advanced medical science
that can not cure disease, such simple prep
srations yearly snatch millions from un
timely graves.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

Every day swells the volume Of proof that
as specific for all Blood diseases, nothing
equals DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical DiscOv-
cry. Remember, this is an old established
remedy with record! It has been weighed
in the balance and found fulfilling every
claiml It has been tested many years in
thousands Of cases with fattering success
Kidney disease, Liver Complaint, Dys-
pepsia, Sick Headache and all disorders re-
sulting from impoverished blood, there Is
nothing like DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
y-world-ren0wned and ever grow
ing in favorl
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
Waterman Murdered.

NEBRASKA, CITY, Neb., March 21.-Dou G.
las Hopkins, employed as Waterman on the
island east Of the city by the Chicago.
Burlington & Quincy Bridge Company.
was found in an unconscious condition
Monday night and died yesterday mornin :
without regaining consciousness. He was
injured about tine head and was thought tC
have met with foul play
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

At the burning of a provision-store
recently the crowd helped themselves
freely. One man grasped a huge
cheese as his share of the plumber.
Rising up with it he found himself face
to face with a policeman. and with ad-
mirable presence of mind put the plum
der into the officers arms. saying:
"You had better take care of that. DO.
hceman. or somebody will be walking
off with it,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
"IF . woman IL pretty,
To mo tits no matter,
BE she blonde or brunette.

An unhealthy woman is rarely, If ever,
beautiful. The peculiar diseases to which
SO many Of the sex are subject, are prolific
causes Of pale, sallow faces, blotched with
unsightly pimples, dull lusterless eyes and
emaciated forms. Women so afflicted, can
be permanently cured by using DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription; and with the restor-
alton Of health comes that beauty which,
combined with good qualities of head and
heart, makes women angels of loneliness.
Favorite Prescription" is the only medi-
cine for women, sold by druggists, under a
that it will give satisfaction In every case,
or money will be refunded. This guarantee
has been printed on the bottle wrapper, and
faithfully carried out for many years.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
When a horse falls into q hole /

When horse falls into hole in
the ice. after he is rescued, the down.
East ice cutters pour brandy down his
throat rub him down well and put him
in warm stable. One old horse fell
in four times in one week. When.
ever the brandy was poured into him
he just seemed to sigh with deep salts
faction. The stable boss concluded
the animal got into the water purpose
ly to secure the brandy and put him at
another lob.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

The old lady who replied, when asked how
her liver was, "God bless me, never heard
that there was such thing in the house,"
was noted for her amiability. Prometheus,
when chained to q rock. might as well have
pretended to be happy, as the man who is
chained to q diseased liver. For poor
Prometheus, there was no escape, but by
the use of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets, the disagreeable feelings, irritable
temper, constipation, indigestion, dizziness
and sick headache, which are caused by o
diseased liver, promptly disappear.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
A COMBINATION lock makes . good chest
prOtec,or-Picayune.

WE would be pleased to know Of O man OF
woman who has never had headache or been
subject to constipation. As these seem to
be universal troubles little advice may be
in order. Why should persons cram their
stomachs with nauseating purgative pills,
etc., which sicken and debilitate when such
pleasant and sterling remedy as Prickly
Ash Bitters will act mildly and effectively
on the liver, kidney, stomach and bowels,
and at the same time tone up and strength
en- the whole system, causing headache,
constipation and all such distressing evils
to quickly disappear.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

We have very little res pect for the
girl who will let a fellow take her sleigh.
riding. and blow her off to hot oysters,
and then while going home spring her
leap-year privilege on him. Tonksrs
Statesman.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
Tho Demon Of tho Marsh,

The evil spirit that hovers about stagnant
pools and Inundated lowlands, Is no material.
lied DOGGY, no phantasm Of a disordered i'm.
sgination, but q power Of evil far more ma.
lRnant than any familiar mathematical by
Cotton Mather. 1t is Malaria, which has fol-
its destructive progeny fever and ague,
bilious remittent and dumb ague, conquer.
able with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, as
are dyspepsia, constipation, liver COM
plaint, etc,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

The treatment Of many thousands of cases
Silme%ts peculiar to females, at the invaiids
Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo. N. Y,
has afforded . vast experience in nicely adapt
ing and thoroughly testing remedies fof the
DR.. PiCreess EavOrlte Prescription
IL the outgrowth, or result, Of this great and
valuable e1perience Thousands OF testimo-
cians who have tested it in the more agRra-
waited and obstinate cases which had bafaed
their skill. prove it TO be tho most wonderful
suffering women. 1t IL not recommended %
"cure-all," but as most perfect Specific for
woman's peculiar ailments.
It imparts strength to tho whole system.
and to tho Eomo and its apPendases a.. IL
dreosmakers. seamstreoses. "shop-girls," house.
generally. DR.. Picrce's Favorite Prescription
q On appstizing cordial and restorative tonic.
AZ eoothing and strcngthening
norvin0, "Favorite Prescription" u une-
DUNG nervous excitsbility. irritsbility, e1-
hauetion, proetratiOn, hystera. spasms and
other distressing, nor vOu0 symptoms COM
disease OF the womb. Il induces refreshing
deep. and relieves mental anxiety and de.
spSndenSy; .,. r.-..,.. v.....,,.,.,
4. cs!ssase
physician. and adapted to Woman's delicate
and az = in in
effects in any condition Of the system. For
morning eickness. or nausea. from whatever
cause arising, weak stomach. indigestion, dye.
doees, will prove very beneficial
"FavOrito ProseriPtiOn" " IL POsis
tive cure for the most complicated and OBJ
stinate cases Of leucorrhea, excessive flowing.
painful menetruation, unnatural slppressiOn0,
prolapeus, or falling of the womb, weak back,
female weakness" anteversiOn, retroversiOn,
Inflammation and liberation Of the womb. in
flammation. pain and tenderness in ovaries,
accompanied with "internal heat"
Az . regulator and promoter Of func-
tional action, at that critical period of change
from girlhood to womanhOod Favorite Pre-
scriptiOn ID perfectly safe remedial agent,
and can produce only good results. It .
when taken for those disorders and derange-
mente incident to that later and most critical
period. known g The Change Of Life"
in xtS shs "ss q Dr.
Golden Medical Discovery. and small LAXATIVE
doses Of Or. Piercc,c PurQative Pellets Little
' r sdn ys Kidney s1a
blood taints, and abolishes cancerous and
scrofulous humors from the system.
"Eavorite Prescription - 10 the only
facturers. that L win give satisfaction in every
case, or money will be refunded. This guaran.
:na "a stSfayP cased On out TT ioe yse
Iessis: ' for sS' Ss.oS S' '''e" '''''' or ''1
For large. illustrated Treatise on Diseases Of
Women aeo pases. psPer-coversd. send ten
vehd's DIsposslly 1odleal Association,
aaa ursam ~ mrHvarA
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

Durang's Rheumatic Remedy will cure
any case of rheumatism on earth. It is
taken internally. Write for free pam.
phlet to r. K. HELPHENsTINE, Druggist,
Washington, D. c., or ask your druggist
for it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
1t Never Fails.

TIE church belle is sometimes found in
the choir-Bost0n Bulletin.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
How'S Your Liver4

SOME men are accused Of being tight
when, in fact, it il their pocket-books that
arc FULL Yonksrs Statesm0n
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

A PLuMDER never asks: us II warm
enough for you?" He just hands you his
bill and watches the Precipitation trickla
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

FREE! A 3-soot, French Glass, Oval
Front, Nickel or Cherry Cigar Case. MER-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
N0thin1 Like TT

SoMK rivers must have feet, q well ~ .
head Anyway, We recently read OF ten
tows on the Ohio river.-N0rrist0aeH Herald
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

HALI's Honey Of Horehound and Tar cures,
Coughs and bronchitis and consumption.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
To DREAM of Q bear betokens mischief
which your vision shows you Il br,sin.

FoR strengthening and clearing the voice,
use Browns Bronchial Troches.n Il have
commended them to friends who were pub
lie speakers, and they have proved extreme
ly serviceabIe. Rev. Henry Ward Eeecher.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

Az angry dog IL an animal Of cur-rage-
Pittsburgh Chronicle
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

THEY'LL never more be Nsissed-the sue.
cessful fair who dare to leap in 1883
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

PERHAPS no article has been 80 frequently
weighed in the balance and found want
in0o as coal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

II afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson s Eye Water. Druggists sell it &c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

EvKRY lady should read advertisement OF
Natl Medical Dispensing Co.. in this paper.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30

UPSIDE down-tne youngsters mouth IN
early mustache Warrington Critic.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-03-30
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Every claimant for . pension. every soldier who
hopes to receive yet further concessions from his
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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
ARE YOU GOING
To Kansas, Missouri, Colorado, Ne.
braska, Oregon, California,


braska, Oregon, California,
Or any point in the West or North
west? Ifso you will of course wish
to be informed as to the cheapest,
shortest and most pleasant route.
You will wish to purchase your tick
ct via the route that will subject you
to no delays, and by which through
trains are run. Before you start you
should provide yourself with a map
of the Gulf Route, (Kansas City,
Springfield & Memphis r. r. the
only route from the South to the
West. This line runs its entire trains,
with Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars,
free Reclining Chair Cars and Elegant
Day Coaches from Memphis to Kan
sas City, saving many hours time
over any other route. '".. q
For emigrants from the South to
Oregon, Washington or the far West,
this route is especially desirable, as
holders Of emigrant tickets are by
this route carried in first-class cars on
first-class trains. Close connections
are made at Union Depot, Kansas
City, with overland routes, carrying
free emigrant sleeping cars through
to Portland, Oregon. Thus, passen-
gers by this route have but one
change Of cars, Memphis to Portland,
Oregon. When you go West you
will save time and money by pur-
chasing your ticket via Memphis and
the Gulf Route. Send for q large
map of this short route. Send for a
copy of the "Missouri and Kansas
Farmer" an eight page illustrated
paper, giving full 9nd reliable infor-
nation in relation to those two great
States, mailed free. Address,
j. L. LOCKWOOD,
G. p. q T. A., Kansas ity.
Orb. ID. ELLIS, Ticket AgeCt,
81 Madison ST., Memphis, Tnnn.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
More Work and Less Electloneering
Wanted.
Clar ksville Chronicle.

Clar ksville Chronicle.
The weather is altogether too hot
to tackle the tariff. In fact Col. Col
var of the American has the eXclu-
sive and continuously exercised pre-
rogative of keeping alive this much
vexed question. But there is one
small question upon which the small
est minds may agree the solution of
which may be made without Great
ing sufficient mental friction to en-
danger sunstroke even in these broil-
ing days-and that is If fey more
"wool hat" and "trace chain" speech
es were made just now in congress in
earnest support of tariff reform meas
ures, by some of those alleged state
men who are so industriously seek
ing to re-instate themselves in office,
speedier adjustment of the taxable
list might be made. AT least the
people might then see a deserved
reason for re-filling "the cup of
ambition" which has proven so capa-
cious and bottomless.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
COURTS.

CHARACTERISTICS I'd Monday in May and
u November w. S. Bearden, Chancellor
]. c. Biles, Clerk.
NIRCUIT-Sits Thursday after I'd Monday
v in January, May, and September; NJ.
D. Smalman, Judge; W. V. Whitson, At
torney.Geneml; A. j. Curl, Clerk.
N0UNTY-Sits by quorum 1st Monday in
v every month; full court every quarter;
I. B. Neal, Esq, Chairman; W. L. Swami,
Clerk.
OTHER COUNTY OFFICIALS--U.. Van
" hooser Sheriff; Jno. L. Jaco, Register
Dr. 7. C. Smart, Trustee and Tax Collec'
tor; Geo. 7. Pnrvis, Ranger; Mat. Jones
Jailer; Ewing Grizzle, County Superintend
ent Of Public Instruction
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS-Mayor, Jssee
Nl Walling; Aldermen, j. q. Jones, NJ
A. Doty, A. H. Gross, Thos. Black, E. g.
Mead, NJ. NJ. Phelps; Recorder, J. E. Jones
Treasurer, A. II. Gross; Street Commission
ers, NJ. A. Do:y, NJ. NJ. Phelps, j. f. Jones
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
Their Business Booming.

Probably no one thing has caused
such a general revival of trade at
Ritchey & Stroud's Drug Store as
their giving away to their customers
of so many free bottles of DIR Kings
New Discovery for Consumption.
Their trade is simply enormous in
this very valuable article from the
fact that it always cures and never
disappoints. Coughs, Colds, Asthma,
Bronchitis, Group, and all throat and
lung diseases quickly cured. You
can test it before buying by getting q
trial bottle free, large sizes 81
Every bottle warranted. 3
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28

A physician thinks that a Jaw
should be made to prohibit the use OF
galvanized iron lemonade squeezers.
He says every time a lemon is
squeezed in one of these machines
the acid of the lemon, coming in con-
tact with the zinc, dissoives the same
and forms a poisonous salt. Zinc is a
metal which is easily attacked by the
weakest acids, and no article of food
or drink should be allowed to come
in contact with it.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
CHURCHES.

Methodist-Rev A. I. Crawford
pastor; services every Sunday morning and
night. Sunday.school at 9I1 A. NJ. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Christian-Services every Sunday. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Presbyterian-Rev. F. L. Leeper, pastor.
Preaching every Sunday morning and night;
prayer meeting every Wednesday night
Sunday-schoo every Sunday morning at
o'clock.
Cumberland Presbyterian-Rev. G. T.
Stainback pastor; servicesevery Sunday and
at night; prayermeeting Wednesday night
Sunday-school $50 a. IN.
Baptist -Sunday.school at 9H a. nj
Prayer meeting every Tuesday night.
First Baptist, colore6-Rev. l.. McGhee
pastor. Services everv Sunday morning and
night. Sunday.school 900 a. III.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
THE BEST TEST OF SUCCESS Is
m af SUCCESS.

Tested and proved by over twenty
five years use in all parts of the
world, ALLCoCK's Porous PLAsTERs
have the Endorsement of the highest
medical and chemical authorities,
and millions of grateful patients who
have been cured of distressing
ailments voluntarily testify to their
merits.
ALLCoCK's Porous PLAsTERs are
purely vegetable. They are mild but
effective, sure and quick in their
action, and absolutely harmless.
Beware of limitations, and do not
be deceived by misrepresentation.
Ask for ALLCoCK's, and let no eX-
palnation or solicitation induce you
to accept substitute.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
Brace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your APP
petite is poor, you are bothered with
Headache, you are tldgetty, nervous,
and generally out of sorts, and want
to brace up. Brace up, but not with
stimulants, spring medicines, or bit
tiers, which have for their basis very
cheap, bad whisky, and which slim
ulate you for an hour, and then leave
YOU in worse condition than before.
What you want is an Alternative that
will purify your blood, start healthy
action of Liver and Kidneys, restore
your vitality, and give renewed
health and strength. Such a med
icine You will find in Electric Bitters,
and only 50cents bottle at Ritchey
& Stroud's. )
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1888-07-28
ART OF CONVERSATION.
Rules Suggested as Guides When Con-
Versing in Company.

Rules Suggested as Guides When Con-
Versing in Company.
1t has been said, and general OK
perience. unfortunately proves its
truth, that the art of conversation is q
thing of the past. OF talk" that
hap-hazard, hit-or-miss interchange of
ideas on trivial subjects. with too often
IN utter ignoring of the common rules
of politeness, there is more than q
plenty; but of the refined, sustained
conversation of the salons of an earlier
generation, there is q lamentable
scarcity. At a recent discussion of the
subject, several rules were suggested
as guides to be observed in converse
ton, which are so simple aud
sensible that those who aim to
excel in this line of entertainment
would do we'll to remember them:
Talk as little as possible about your
self; be careful not to monopolize the
talk; aim at leading others to talk and
not at talking yourself; never fatty
contradict; do not allow lengthy
pause 10 occur; do not talk subject
to death, but leave something to be
said; and do not jerk from subject TO
subject, but lead easily from one topic
to another To these might well be
added, never descend to gossip dom t
ride your hobbies in company, and
remember that to listen gracefully is
quite as desirable an accomplishment
as to converse well. -DemoreSFS
MoDthly