The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-12-13
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A@ffe ~ f@aE ief ever h@Sf w lhs'
bag world Ffie,ion comes from The lac
ihsi too aspy vast lbs treat reotn.
-Tlsss 10 Gee great ob!sotios 10 belbs
Raassa. fpu esHt call msn any hardel
Es@s ltas b. taa slfesay.
-Fess. Just looh 81 that sbsa,d bat
Wa, 81. - tall 80 t.Scrls, Bogfs--
WHAT'S odd sbsai tbsif IsI'i there bells
pb8u ~
i've ofien beard men ssy," ssId at
cid lsdr. shat ihsy haze been struck with
40 dee. hs, sever could zee where II hii
sm
II y ssfe the fashion Tor msn 10 peki
basile. they ~oalin'i kno~ how TO ~
down Another evidence Of upusn .
Superiority.
Papa. shsi 10 fsoey dress bsllf'
"a isncy ifoss ball, my SOB, IA usually one
sbere mat ~ The clothes ~ The dancers
eiia msreiy 10 the fancy"
Smith, dead. What il the matter.
Jo4sf" Jones Two 30, tie headache.
Saith sho mis,ook II Tor The too,hachel
WIZ aobi you have !, ilIcdf"
--"l'm 80 sorry you split tbs ink, ssid
the poets site Has il gone over your
poeaf' "Sa. coniouad iil' returned the
poet sadly. ~, went over my postage
stamps
He. cautiously: what would you do
Fannie. II we're to kiss you" Fannie
"No,hiss. Harry Whist would there be
for n to do; You could s,,end TO il.
cooijuf your"
--tjoa ~ minister Little boy, what
will yoai father SAY 10 your fishing Snu-
day Latte boy II you kin wal, a mnnIt
he,ll YEA Jpa. He's iss. gone to dig more
bsif
Yong Wife (it bali You are i'm
proras ~ohderially as dancer Don't
you remember how you used to tear my
dfeseesy Young Husband Yes /
wase buying EN- thea.
-SSee. girl Mercy It's 10 O'Clock.
Has lime ever passed so quickly with you
as il does nosl Devoted lover Ga travel
log salesman Never, eEcep, At rallroae
dining station.
New bosrder Where is the knife
with this piei Mrs, Hasbcrofi lloftilD -
1--WE never furnish knife With pie here,
MT Billings" New bosrder lnnabsshedl
well. gimme the AZ, then.
Dressmaker There doesn't seem 10 |
be stuff enough here 10 make train three
ysrds long. Society belle-Dear me. how
much more is neededf About half
yard well, take 1t of the neck. 7"
~ can. ima8ine how yon can dislike
work; TO me. ms real Enjoyment said |
the iAtiiur ~ he lazy son. Yes, pa, was
tho sniieless response. "but don't wait
to give myself wholly up to pleasure.
Miss Wideasake ito young agricutu-
risi IRON Vermont Il fancy. Mr. Sidehill,
thai you are very fond Of husbandry2 Mr.. |
Sidehill with al unu,terable eIpression)
] s'pose would be. Miss Wideawake, If i |
could find the right kind Of gal.
An old darkey Of Charleston, s. O.,
was fully impressed with the importance
Of the eIlgency when between the shock,
OF the earthquake 10 that city be prayed
20 Lord. come down here now yerself,
and dosn send any OF yer family, ksse die
aio't no boys play"
"A little girl who is given to imitale
her elders In words aud ways. drew herself
up 10 dignitied manner at break fast 70.
Gently IN Bondout. aud said to her elder
brothers and sisters; Children. II you
please, We will suspense with ths, per.
iicilous noise.
"A B5sion boy was telling his father
one day Of schoolmste's attempt TO sing.
Add time, said The 10 year old 10 deep
iisgust. "xby be didnt keep any better
Inns than coz whena dogs ruoping
,ftef herr
II tell you. Caudiius. said Scnbulef,
tbe public is fairly going wild over my
POEMS "Injeedg" replied Candidus. "a
Nm 8 ~ to bear that II you wish to con.
zeal sell until II calms down, why my
boo your service"
-Ar 4 lie Pell (sith ssperity)-The
pr prio 10 wants to know who ! amp I'm
NJ Philip Ferdinand Horton Rhinelsnd,r
ie Psii Waiter Well, 20 oughtn't ter
81, mad a. me, sab; hadn't muffin ter d
VII given 20 da. name
Please, msam. | came TO Answer
'onr advertisement toi cook {" VERY
good. And you consider yourself com.
pe.eni TO oil the place, do youY" "Ot
'oofse. ms'sm." well. what have you
been DOUG sinee you came TO this conn
ryg' 'Setubbing nurcs 10 hotel. mann.
Eoamored youth trying TO make good
Impression on the girls father - Seem,
% me have seen you before, aud At some
,nhlic assemblase; mus, have been VIXEN
vas Ia the city three years age. Were
Ton taking at active part 10 public affair
henf OH sont-"ies; vas a Police
Magistrate
She - Mr. fsin,bear,, did you read
bot ssi case 10 New York where the poor
iiIl di-i from bear, disease 90 receiving
,ropossli lie Yes, i, was .ad. She
'riy, iuIeej. What made /, more inter
sl,ng Ia ne sss the fact that The doctor
iamlpel my heart Guy las, seek and
oapd q perfectly souad
A woman from the snhnrbs ~as 10 the
iissfow Lsxasr one Saturday uightpric