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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
A YOTER's HARD LUCK.

From The Trenton 4Imes
A lifelong Democrat in Philadelphia who voted
the Jao ksOnan ticket for twenty years prior 70
President Cevcland's ecc oa, thing o. cont nually
lo.ing his vote decided IN ID TO Give his support 10
the Republican T. lIat. Although 20 was breach nc
lad never been guilty OF before, he rather gOied IN
rs departure. hen 1t was announced that Mr.
cleveland had wOn and that his ballot had thus bccn
IT Ne the voter was ahou the m oldest man thar
pcIambua:cd the streets OF the Quaker city, ana ne
no N -. hcalcd wic4cd alataema3 ~ th' mean
of the Henubican patty, but declared thai he would
never again throw AVA another vote. on NoNcih-
her g. he pinned his faith 10 the party OF his YOUTH
followed the GOOD Democratic boys 70 the polls ana
voted with might and main for Cleveland aud Ihuf-
man. There arc some men more miserable in ths
city to-day than this unfortunate votef. put 'ncs ao
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
COYFIDANTES IN FASHION.
Washington chat in The Philadelphia

" ashlngton chat In The Philadelphia Ieegiaph'
II is the proper thing for the fashionable young
man or dude OF Washin -tOn 10 have conndahte.
II Is not q chum classmate who has grown up ihto
al his secrets that he needs not a boon conpanoh'
a lively yprnr fellow who goes out with MN CUTS
Not A. all Ills ccnfdantc must b. young lsdy.
and the younger and prcttier the betef OF course;
She IS not his Nv cthcar nor has she any ldea OF
being She Is somebody's else sweetheart, perhaps
and his beloved may be tho confdane OF yet another
she is nice young girl who IS a sister 20 him. lilo
lsps into her ear his little troubles tells her OF his
love anais etc and she sympathlzes with and
ADVISES Llm she may be the sister or friend OF his
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
December 9, oustavu

AUrEN-on Thursday morning, December easavu
n.s aar" and friends q family nysea D. attend a.
q a as f TO- Ga
sv g. ss ans & ne
BATES suddenly at her residence, 2o5 De K.bavs
Dokyn Friday afternoon December J s9 Tsoas
and Catherine Browne in the Gath year Of her age
BREEsE-Ar I.Ip. Long Island on Friday. December 10
pneumonia william lawrence Breese
CARR-on Friday December I, John ?. cart.
Funeral his late residence Sl6 West 2est. Sunny
rn 5sTs%sss At T b ed Td NY
san Francisco papers please copy
DAKINOn Thursday evening December g. amer snort ~
Edward Dakn counsellor ssSr ,uron a, III. ans
tguraton 29th-st, saturday morning. at O'Clock
Intermen at Utica.
Df Rsa pc.et9 b tSTmsrly q sSs City
HARRIs-At Denver Colorado. December 9 Nay Gooa
HUTToN-At Rhinebsck the Hudson. Friday n9rnins
dsssss Of inc Sf s ssS@se @
inst inst. at O'Clock
KERR-on It'll inst. in the 10Th year of his age Ia"
are respectfully p ss a.. to sss.d q
rn aeruley at at Flushing Flu Monday.
MANLEY-At Mapewood, " J., December 1889, 9oorg
Manley, age 10, only son Of Louis and Mary Marvel
Fbspa service. will be held on saturday December 1888
at u O'Clock, from tho residence Of his parents
and V Vds s% Ss ss May and ram
of n b. Beecker in her l4th year
Funeral services Clements Cnurcnt Anltyst neA
MacdougaL on Monday. the 10th inst, at 10 a NJ
MERRITTOn Fifth day. twelfth month SIXTH EDWARD Mer
rift. in his 72d year. "a. w.. ss,S ., o., s.v.,,,
from his late residence no west ooeoS' u" 'o'eA
day, the eighth instr at p m
ROsENCRANTZ-At Hohokus. New Jersey. TuesdAy, pe
cember L. 1883 Elijah Rosencantz In the 18th year OF BIZ
relatives and friends invited attend the funeral service
10 be held al Chriss Church Rdgewoof New Oh
Saturday afternoon December 1883, at $50 O'CLOCK -
ing 1hambers-s,. New York, at p m
sEwARD-At Florida NY December George W. seward
Funeral services at residence Monday. December TO-
sTEyFNs-At St Paul, Mimi, Sunday, December 2
nneumona samuel stevens the 64th year OF his age
Fneral services be held al hs late residence 400 Clf
monave., Brooklyn, Saturday Afternoon December o. Al
O'Clock
Interment at convenience OF family.
wEsT-At woodsburgh L. T. on wednesday evening Decen
her Marie Louise daughter OF William /. and Fannie
West aged Ia years -. =.
Funeral services woodsburgh Saturday, December B.
Trains leave Long Island City and Brooklyn at II Am
WETsELI-Harris p wetsell, OF pertoDts at Indanapo
lis Ind formerly OF Jonesvile Saratoga co, " 4.
his home Sunday afternoon, Indianapolis Inc.
Brooklyn papers please copy
HEADQUARTERS E. d. Morgan Post q; r., 53 !nio
snuare York December l6sS-The of1cere and com
ades az this requested 10 attend the funeral OF on
late commander Samuel MINES. on sunday December D.
the Baptist Church. 42dst between !th ana sh sves AZ
msn at Cemetery Special train will leave GranS
Central Depot at p. m. BY order OF $1,000. ,
Official MARLIN hAiOh Som'nAhuef-
FRANK BURY. AdIutant
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
TIE n1SrnRIclI. s0CIrrY,S AMBITIOy.

The New-York Historical Society now has build
ing fund Of s25OOOO. Tho unknown person who
gave 100000, on condition that $4,000 should be
subscribed for this purpose, has paid tho money 10
the trustees the condition having been compiled
with. The SOC city has the nucleus for an establish
mcnt similar 10 the British Museum and needs al
least $4,000 more TO secure central ste and erect
a suitable hnlldlne.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
rvro,y JrtCUF INNUAL ELECTION

The next monthly meeting OF the Union League
Will be held at the clubhouse on Thursday evening
The Committee on the Nomination Of Officers will he
chosen then. The Nominating Committee VIII meet
in the interval preceding the next meeting to agree
upon ticket of officers, which VIII DO voted on al
the regular annual meeting to be held on January TO-
1859 Besides a president. twelve vice-presldents'
p secre,or- and treasurer 10 be elected. five members
Of the Executive Committee, three years. IN
place of that number whose terms have expired VIII
10 .lo
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
SHE THINKS MR. AULD WAS AFTER MONEY.

Poughkeepsie, n. Y, Dec. (special.-Mrs. Seth
Pierce sister of Mrs. Emma Helen Christie, who
was married recently to the Rev. Harry Floyd Aud,
lives in this city. Tonight she said: l received
a letter from my sister Emma on Friday. She said
she was married privately the evening before TO Mr..
Auld and would tell me the particulars when we
met l know Mr.. Aud had been paying attention
TO her over three years at her home In New-fork
Sometimes he would stay until 10 or IL O'Clock l
think he must have thought she had considerable
money and when he found out she did not ne
declined to marry her. l think II was a lorceo
marriage"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
MINISTER CALLED TO BROOKLYN oHUnoH

The First Baptist Church. in Pierrepont-st, Brooklyn
called the Rev Willard H. Robinson last evening 70 be
its pastor 20 succeed DR.. j. B Thomas who resigned
last winter Mr. Robinson Is now pastor Of the First
Baptist Church Of Philadelphia. lie Is graduate
Of Yale and the Rochester Theological seminary lie
has his present church for eight years and be-
fore that was in Auburn n y, for few years 1t Is
expected that he Will accept the call and his
poston about the middle Of January
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

f. Harper president sells life insurance pure and sim
pie. 1t does not deal In banking. L, believes IT'S
mission furnish life insurance And it does this at
actual cost IL owns no and costly buildings but II
has on deposit with Insurance Departments
for the security its pocyhoders than any other com
pany In the world 1t does business In business way.
IL has already received applications for membership OF
nearly so 900. 1t has paid over 49, 100000 90 TO the
widows and orphans OF It's deceased pocyhoders and
has reserve al 500 600 90 held in trust by
the Central Company and Governmental authorities
The Mutual Reserve is the pioneer Natural Premium
Company IL reform movement in life insurance
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
UNCONSCIOUS IRREVEREycE.
From The Chicago Herald.

From Inc IACaso lISi~4eA
The other evening a steady, faithful old Swede who
occupies q place the pa XII : room Oh MA sia4
Field q Co.'S wholesale establishment, Whec ne ma
hem for ycass past, dropped In during Norm Sug
STROLL al a barIacks OF the salvation Army lie u'u
not quite understand the proceedings bu' ne ehIoSeu
81 pi'r and he paid ci attention u Wnat wa e.
In. on Durins an interval IN the REGULAR services
h. Wa approached b. uniformed o;hcc OF the arm.
vrbo taud hun o. the shoulder and sad. famla y :
{. Nv ficDd would YOU not like 10 60 To worn lor
Jes.Is 2" Nav, gaze nod answered the Oia sWen1
a. lie rubbed his chn, ] hat sOOt ehob an AarshAu
fIeIt. an gaze vcrk fer HIM yet avle."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
PAINTINGS SOLD AT Low PRICES

The sale OF the Hasclte collection OF modern paintings
.s closed last night al Leonard Auction Rooms NO
go Fifthaye special sale having been held also IN
the afternoon The prices obtained were poor and there
vas no demand at all for the pretentious works "
exhibition j. D. C. CorOts oueHo in -''
brought so4O but aside from that there was scarcely
single panting sold yesterday for more thu" elOO Inc
total OF the sales for the four days was only about
$40 COO fact which explained by the near approach
h,fra
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
STATION PLAcARDs IN CARS.

To EdftOrOf me Irtbune
Sir: Referring TO the device adopted by the Rus
sian railroads Of displaying the name OF the next
stopping place tablet in the car, the writer oil
this believes It TO have been American Invention
The plscards were in In some Of the Central Yer
mont Railroads eighteen years ago. Dut were
discarded for reason. CONDOC1Oh'
Troy y. y, Dec 4, 1cSS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

BY trining with a cold many sns allows himself to
drift into condition favorable to the development OF
ssms disease which thereafter takes full posses
sion OF the system Better cold at once with
Dr. Jayne's EIpectOrsnt, COED remedy fer throatas
and lung arectiOnA ..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
SOCIAL ECONOMY AT THE PARIS EXHIBITION

SOCIAL ECONOMY AT THE PARIS EAhADl1iO-''
In connection with the Paris Universal Exposition
Of 1889 there will be Social Economy Exhibit whch
will be divided into fifteen sections These VII DC ue
voted to prohtsharing ard productive cooperanoh'
wages, apprenticeship union aid socetieS' rotirns
and NE nensions accident and life insurance, savings,
co-operative disrouton workmens homes and recrea-
TONS banks hygiene, and large and small industries
Among the commissioners in charge will be the leading
economists and experts In France, and an impor ant
feature of the exhibit will be the reports, document
books etc. relating TO social economy Inc tnlleu
states Commission to the Exposition will contribute
the complete statistics of the twenty-five state oIeSns
volumes and the presentation Herewith of the lit
erature so far as America is concerned relating to
profit sharing and cooperation.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

TALKING ABOUT SIMPLICITY TO VASSAR GIRLs
Podghkeepsle n. Y, Dec. : IspeciaD'-Ihe annVef-
sary of the Phalchean Society at Vassar College was
observed this evening" and the parlors and corridors
were crowded with handsomely atired guests, among
whom were Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Dudley Warner Mr.
and Mrs W. f. Round, NewYork; John Burroughs
Mr. and Mrs Samuel L. Clemens, Mr. and Mrs Rookie
feler DR.. Strong. of Rochester Mrs John han ana
rishon Potter The exercises were held In the coz
Iege chapel Charles Dudley Warner made an address
on Simplicity" reception was then nea, "a ana dame me
ing The committee of arrangements was composed
Of the Misses Pullman, Baker, Hoilday' sahuers anu
Temple.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

cHUBB-Low-At All Souls Church on wen saay IN
inc Deceinber 1888 the Rev. BeDer Neston " y.
percy Chnbb 10 Helen daughter OF @. Adophe Lay esq
MORRISON HowARD-sMTTH-on Thursday peeemen
iv The Rev J. Howard smith. ID Df az CnrtS nem0,ts
Cburch West philadelphia Emma MARSHALL dri OF w,
oiacating clergyman. to Henry Kent soho ING ~e NV
a. NJ Morrison OF Orange, ~ j.
OIL OTT-BALDwIS-On Thursday, Decemo@ o. ~ w
Collegiate Reformed Dutch Church onaso sno 49,.
by the Rev Dir Kittredge Jessie Augnst< =. 9es
iii baldwin TO William Morrow Knox oicot- All d ths Guy
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
n,p uoproy,c VISIT To ryDTIyA

MI and Mrs Levi z. Morton will leave this city carly
next week for shit trl to indianapolis, whore they
will pay their respects General and Mrs Harrison.
They Will remain indianapolis few days and VIII
probably return after they have called
on the and the mistress Of the White
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
WESTERN MEMORIAL TO MRS. J. J. AsToR.

Fifteen Masonic lodges took part IN the exercises
connected with the laying Of the cornerstone OF inc
projected St Augusta Aston Memorial Cathedral al
Sioux Falls. Oak. December >. The stone used
in the building is the handsome Sioux rails granite
John Jacob Aston made this magnificent gift through
Bishop Hare as a memorial OF HIS wife Augusta
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
cTRIY SHOTS

From The Boston Courier.
"A poet is born not maid and yet women persist
In writing rhymes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

not numbered by the thousand. This gentleman nov
sOlcIiny afirms that nothing this terri stral pan
VIII ever tempt him to vote again for anybody.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
EXTREMES MEET.
From The Buffalo Courier.

From The Buffalo Courier.
young man jogging up Maln-st yesteruay
with IA kaye under his arm lie met iIieu r my
lm4cly m iu.cd what he had In the parcel \ bIDic
and a bottle Of whiskey,' was the ans wcr IhaIs
a case where extremes meet, isn't II said the other'
and went on his carOlllns carol
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

Anticipating carly and winter would be well TO
call on the HOdgman Rubber Company. at broadway and
Grandst procure suitable Waterproof Garments FOR the
roman
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
YrGO FRrTsCH WORSE.

Hugo Fritsch suffered relapse yesterday ana MS
death was hourly expected but toward evening nc faea
At late hour he resting quietly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

severe cold the head he cured quickly by Ey's
Cream Balm. Nothing like it. SOC.
A particle is applied into the nostriia.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
. DIVORCE GRANTED TO ANNE sUMMERy1LLE

Chicago, Dec. 7.-Among the decisions handed down
in the Appellate Court to-day was one confirming
the decree of divorce granted to Annie Chapman from
Edward Tavlor Cbapman Mrs Chapman is an
actress whose stage name IS Annie SUMMERTIME
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

Keeps Dress shirts
made 10 measure 6for 50 none better at Airy price.
500 and sll Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
BIRTHS.

Seal and Fur Gsrmerts is New Ds"s"s' -
l. Jacckel Manufacturing Furrier IL 1sss
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
IfzRRIED.

AMEs-A. vineyard Haven. Mass December - dsosh'~
10 Dr Mrs. Il Z. u. Amos
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
TESTIMONY ON JAY GOULDS HEALTH

beloved; then she acts gobctwecn whon
necessary.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
DIED.

Notices Of marriages must N sndor''d ~p" '"' "s"s
snd sddyesa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
Mr.. AND MRS. CLEVELAND.
THE DOMESTIC LIFE OF THE PRESIDENl
PRAISED BY MRS. WHITNEY.

coNTRADIcTINS ALL THE STORIES OF THE UN
HAPPINESS OF THE MISTRESS OF THE
WHITE HoUSE-INCIDENTS AT TIE
WHITE HOUSE. AT OAK VIEW AND
ON JOURNEYS WHICH 1NDL
CATE HER ATTACHMENT
TO HER HUSBAND
AND HIS REGARD
FOR HER
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08

FIFTH AVENUE AUCTION ROOMS.
240 5TH.AvE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
5uerial Notices.

Absolute Sale
OF
GREAT IMPORTANCE.
JOHN II. DRAPER, Auctioneer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10
o. l.. MATHEWS,
L. s. PENSION ATTORNEY,
ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN.

Thousands of soldiers or their widows or depend
ent relatives entitled TO pensioi. increase Of
pension, bounty, travel pay other allowance
can get pensions regardless of age now Unndreds
OF dependent parents entitled TO pension.
Many Of those claims have been rejected in the
hands of incompetent agents. 1 can in many Of
such claims procure "a favorable result Thousands
OF soldiers are pensioned on one disability and are
entitled TO increase on another, are rated too
low or are entitled 10 increase result Of disabil
ity upon which claim was granted. The laws are
now more liberal and the rulings of the pension
Office less exacting than formerly. l have in the
past few months succeeded in getting 30 per cent.
Of increase claims allowed by actual count This
shows good, careful work. About eight soldiers
out of ten arc entitled 90 pension other allow
ance. No matter what your claim is, write me full
ly about a., with stamp for reply and will advise
you free III take your claim no fee Is charged
unless am successful, and then just what the de-
partment allows. Address,
o. l.. MATTHEWS,
500 Ann Erbor, Mich
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Old Cent find, sir, that you have
been calling on my daughter almost
every evening.
Abashed Youth-Y-e-e-s, sir.
And she declares that you are not
engaged to her and have not even
proposed. | demand, sir, the object
OF your intentions.
The-the fact is, sir, the evenings
have been mighty coolish lately and
the stoves in my boarding house are
not up yet.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10


your trunk ?" he exclaimed.
"You flung it out in reckless man
ner. No railroad has any more right
to damage my trunk than to damage
me-"
$50 to Halifax !" he sneered as he
walked away.
got the broken trunk to the hotel,
had the damage estimated by trunk
maker, and then went down to head
quarters and said to the manager of
the road by which l had come in:
"Thls morning my trunk was dam
aged 81 worth by careless handling
Here is the address of the baggage
man. Whom shall | sue p
"You saw the trunk damaged ?" he
queried.
IL did and / have witnesses"
"Wait few minutes"
He sent messenger after the bag
gageman. When the latter came he
was asked:
"Did you damage this mans trunk
this morning ?"
at accidentally fell"
"Did you tell him to go to"
"He was too fresh"
at is you who are too fresh, sir |!
Pay this man his damage, and if there
is another complaint you will loose
your place."
You know what buffet car is, of
course2 1t is cross between fifth
class restaurant and highway robbery.
There may be some entitled to pat.
ronage and respect, but they are al.
ways attached to the train just ahead
Of or behind mine. On this same trip
| was obliged to order lunch in a
buffet car. The waiter brought what
he called coffee. asked him to name
it and he gave it that name. 1 told
him to throw the stuff away and make
a new cup twice as strong. This Sec
ond cup had faint taste of coffee.
When he had quadrupled the amount
of coffee, | had bill of fifty cents
to pay for the single cup, and it was
about what you would get in dollar
a day hotel. Then l gave him ten
cents for couple of spoonfuls of his
raw coffee and few hours later
walked in on the manager of that di.
vision, spread the stuff before him and
asked:
"Did you buy this suff to feed trav-
elers on at 200 per cent. profit ?"
"This is half chicory," he said as
he examined it.
"And the rest is the chea pest of Rio.
1t is the stuff served out on buffet car
No. -"
"What?"
81 got this from the waiter"
"The scoundrel! There is trickery
here J | buy the best 0. G. Java,
and my orders are to serve as good
coffee as can be found at the Fifth
Avenue"
"Well, the waiter had been playing
IA little game Of his own, and he got
the bounce for it and the manager
me for meddling. Now, here
were three kicks. The row in the
sleeping car was lesson to stick by
a dozen travellers for years to come.
That baggageman will be more care
full of your trunk and more careful of
his language for many a day, and
when you order cup of coffee on the
buffet car between Buffalo and Hor-
nellsville, you will get what you ask
for. Is the man who kicks crank
or a humanitarian IN. Quad, in
Detroit Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Prudent mothers with marriageable
daughters do not especially care for
matchless weather during their sum-
mer outing.-New Haven News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Mark Twain says that he has no
difficulty in sustaining the role of an
M. A., but the part of PA often gives
him a good deal of uble.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Taken as whole, the Indians, al
though illiterate, are the best red race
in the world.-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10
WIT AND HUMOR

People studying the language of
Finland have quite an exciting time
at the Finnish
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

The Arabs Of the desert are said to
be cowardly. One would hardly
think it. The inhabitants of a desert
ought not to be wanting in sand
Ex
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

1t is said that in some parts of Af-
rica there are birds with bills yard
in length. Those who believe in the
transmigration of souls will at once
jump to the conclusion that they are
plumbers in transit.-Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

We are credibly informed that all
the best baseball coaches have wag-
gin tongues.-Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10
Advertising Rates.

bssiness Cards, one year. ono dollar Per line.
Lscd notices, among local reading matter. tan
ents per iina for each insertion.
business notices. ave cent. per limo each insertion
Births. Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, ,to,
lt advcrtisins rates. '
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Shocked mother-Oh, you bad boy!
I've just heard you were fighting with
that boy next door. Don't you ever
quarrel with him again.
Son-I amt likely to. He kin lick
me.-.Philadelphia Record.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10
DR.. l.. 4. GAUVREAT,

Graduate of Laval University, Quebec, Canada
Office and residence over Monaghan's drug store.
Hours of consultation from TO 10 A. NJ, TO 3 T.
II. and to 8 Pm. S64
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10
Time Card in Effect.

DAILY All other trains daily except Sunday.
Parlor cars on day trains. Sleeping oars ON night
trains.
WHITING, Ticket Agent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Messenger boy-Is this Mrs. Bounc-
err?
Mrs. Bouncer-It is.
Mr.. Bouncer's partner sent me up
to see why he isn't at the Office.
Mr.. Bouncer is confined to his bed.
Shall say what is the matter with
him! His partner may ask.
You may tell him that Mrs. b.
caught Mr.. b. kissing the hired girl
last night.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-10-10

Brown-Gloomy weather, Dumleyi
Dumley-Beastly! it knocks me
all out. Let's go and take something.
Brown (next day pheasant change
in the weather, Dumley?
Dumley-Delightful /; it makes a
new man of me. Let's have a drink.
Time.