New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-09
TIE Talk or THE DAY.

Tie Encvclopaedla Brittanlca says that Longfelo~
was born at Portland now the capital Of the state
Of Mane'
Danes the condem9ed Republc aI, are m'iE n
a vile Of that letter Of yours. Houidn II es
good plan for you advise your friends TO burn tnas
NOT prdnd of DanieI what letter do YOU refer to
Danel-Ihe letter I, sire springteh Union.
@The Boston Transcript denounces the men who
sell TO children packages Of orpedoes containing noth-
ing but sawdust. But the people who live next door
to the children are apt to think that this Is the
proper way 10 sell torpedoes.
Beneath His Notlce-Long Island Farmcr-Don's
Pat Chosue|Iiow can /. when rs out oy me soighti
Farmer-lt says No Fishing on These Grounds d. -
Pat-Be gobbs. rs Oight! Divll a wan have 1
caught at alL-(Puck.
The millennium won't be possible until there IS
free trade, say the Mugwump free traders This IS
putting the cart before the horse free trade won't ba
possible until the millennium comes.
The difference between veterinary surgeon and
becomes yery plain when the veterinary surgeon sends
IN his biIl.-tJOurnal Of Education
"Thc Quick the Dead IS the sacrilegious name Of
a new Washin gton mixed drink
A correspondent writes VIII you tell me in hva
words what the chief Characteristic Of Grover CleyeI
That he never Stops over.-New-York Herald.
Flow will It do 10 extend This answer, for the sake
No. he never Stops over
When 'twould only spin Grovcri
He works for himself under cover.
But he sometimes fOps over
To keep Cleveland In clover,
And Mugwumps sop7 DER their false ioter.
Tie character Of the school buildings throughout
South California &, of tie things that strangers
10 CALIFORNIA; schools are always astonished about
Take this end Of tie valley for nstancc-and Il Is nGs
lands school house. costing $4,000; re Lusonia,
costing $4,000: the Grafton. costing about $1,000
And all these where but few years ago there vas
scarcely house 70 be found-lIhe Redlands GAL
Ctrograph.
\ recent issue Of " The Arizona Howler' has the
following "Once more have scooped the patent
inside public scevcnger which Is printed a cider
pr5ss az the other end Of town. In another col
umn viii be found full particulars OF the exciting scrap
which occurred between Colonel Dcader.cA and Major
Pond al the funeral Of the atcr's father The callow
eGlgy who The Monitor came out here 10 ArzonA
with pair Of eyeglasses and a case Of biousness ia
show the people how to a paper, but he wouldn't
know piece OF news II it were handed 10 Tim on
shovel
4 SCHOOL OF TROUT.
Down where The sunshine Is stirred In the water.
~ zcIhyis thar bend the Thin tops Of the sedge,
The stream shadows out a. The head % tho meadow,
And damned by log. wicens more az the edge.
The ret;les are rank or the rich bank about IL,
And out on the log stras-le tuSsoces ot grass
Beneath tic warm drftw0oi the cricket 4 chirpirc,
And g'rcn-hea4ed iIcSs tune their thsoats To- ths
class.
The little trout practise az vaultng and leaping.
And STIR I'D tie sand "a q cir SIN shallow pool;
From daylight til darkness and all through the noon
lelt
They ~ every trick that IS taught in their school
They strain az a Cnat ard then allow lady tusi
Deep into the air they al dive FOR a fly.
But la ger theyv growing. ard IN the hand future,
The careless Cncs jumping al feathers must de.
And some Of them reaching the a-c OF discretion,
VIII solcanly hunt for deep shady hole,
Ard like their old flthcr-aS cruel as Nero-
VIII live as they please, without conscience or soul
FOREST and Stream.
Now that Our BLY, as the Democrats OF News
Jersey call Congressman McAdoo, has surrendered 20
tie protection wing OF the Democracy the sur
render u Nj Randall won't seem remarkable. Billy
used TO De a pretty hand shell Protectonist
All. Mn Plainley you were AZ the Blank Street
Charh yesterday Who supplied the rulpltiH .
o. NV husband I'D tie woodwork and Chord %
T0>sols furnished the upholstery. 7-(Bosion Tan
script
1T Is condition. Tot theory, that confronis US
saws the President. This IS not accurate. II IS
condition Of prosperity under protection and theory
Of prosperity under feetrade that confront US. And
tie voters VIII choose the condition rather than hs
theory by a large majority.
~Sn my dear pupils said Deacon Barnes 20 his
SIM ay-SrLoCl class. % l. the J. g8cy Of Adam.
md tLe bright boy IN the class reMSriei tAat ms,
was probably tie fist case On record "he.e VIII
was not broken.
Yes SAID the deacon. hut 70 should be remen.
lcTcd that tlcre was enough 10 ~ Nanc aoht
remember hearing Of anybody wh" Giant rcelN
lis share OF The inheritance - Boston Transcript.
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