The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-07-13
WIT AND HuMOR.

Foice of the Ages-t.ook not on the
wine when it is redl sniggins--I don't
old boy; drink champagnd.-LSle.
A Chautauqna boarding house in the
summertime is y place where the food
IS mostly for thought.-NcW Qr2eQteS
Fcaynne.
s%mith-"I see by the papers that the
Dey Of Algiers is dead. J%mes-l'm
glad to lear it. It's time death took Il
Dey oif.'-7c.cas !syijagS:
Hens do not live to bc old for the
reason that they are Killed and sold for
spring chickens as o o rs they lose
their tcctl.-New orleans hcayuae.
Gentlcmuan-If YOU win get my coat
doncby Saturday | shall BIT forever in
dotted 10 you. Taiior.-O. if that's
ycur game it won't be done.-Tcgas
Sytjngs;
First Kentucky wife-What kind Of
nightraps does your husband use, Mrs.
Vivaut? Second Kentucky wife Bpur-
bon trimmed with real sugar, Mrs.
Ransom.-JnRge.
Magistrate (to plaintiff, with lump
OF his iicad)-lf your wife thrcwn sad
iron ut you why didn't yon dodge
Plaintiff did, yonr Honor, andthats
how | come TO get hit. -J@agc.
Dcalcr-That hats worth two dol
lars and Il half, but | will let You. as Il
friend, have it for two dollars. Brown
All right; but say. the fifty cents
goes with the hat, doesn't itpn-Llc.
Undertaken (to widow after funeraN
trust, my dear madam, that You have
found my service satisfactory? Widow
%, yes, Mr.. Mould, | vas much
pleased With everything. The Epoch.
/ Clara-.I had such Il pleasant call
last night from Mr.. Paperwbight.
Ethel. 1t was fully u o'clock before
he could tear hislnclf away Ethel
Il hope his coat didn't suffer, DEAR
Lgc.
NO" said Mr.. Isaacstcin. ''1cm
Digit in der seams. Butl dell YOU vot,
my trent, at tree dollar n a helf, dem
penis Vas wort drainim down to-
Puck,
Mr.. Chris Cross-say, love, a gen,
tlcmMn fricn' 3 Just brought me home
I'LL right! Mrs. Cross %, thanks; and
now, if he is not too tired. Id like to
have him take yon away again.-
I'uc&.
The strawberry man who goes
through the streets shouting ''Ear>
rash rawbres ten sen SPORT proposes
to give elocution lessons to church
choirs after the fruit season IS over.-
sp'F"lfc1 b''to".
Some men are always looking fol
things that are pointed in u ncwspa.
pcr,uand yet if theie. names are used tc
sharpen the points they are too dali te
see where the fun comes in,-Sd0c an,
Acother Reporter.
Another writer of negro dialect has
i, been discovered in thcSonth: We icai
], u Ili'Ss heep oh.t'o 'is5'o "''.tepS W.
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=. WIZ pu tahei ioi i'S'oi'eS' h'si''''
: 1'Ve''''''' 0''-A'f ''S'.
Mistrcss-Bridget, don't think ih'
. flavor OF TINS tea is as ilhe ms the las
we 'l""; 10 i''a,it' "i'
ny .o''s'rI9 q, W Nv 'P'.i'"".
i"os S""' i's %1S,p",n Vn"' "i' "''''1
were p'sVciS' no Af"~''
Minister-Weil. Bobby, | suppose
You get prizes at srh0o! sometimes
Bobby Never got amy yet, sin. Minis
60 .N nov = CI',. p"ppn l".,.
W 'AJ".'' az - "'I'.sv sUit' ''tf
81 o'S s'ls e'"--'e' I''' 'o"T'
Business man Cat tie baul}-"ft
IKE TO see The i~residcnt.' Glerk-
'f7ortN, sM. u ies IN canada i5lal
i'ess man (faretiousi.y) did he TAX
an!'I,nz % ,N Nipin H. S~'I,"Lv'l i bI
y" '.-0 '''''' '"o' "'1"' o",3-
/, MIS- B~Uhlley-oul q! NM chlidrcl
the only n now living IS Cousin
{ hate. Nif. li"mHey- 1oFS'h hnth, IN
r dfesshiakef! Mfs'Dumiey -ie5. hif
5 Dumley-Well, that's all right. Sur
l flNal OF the litest, You know.-J1dGe
/ Mamma - Charles, dear. what AZ,
those two pages of names on the frs
l part of youl magazine? The list o.
) subscriberso Charles (who has it's
started II new monthly To ill u /. /. W.
No: those are the cditors.-Enrdettr
Mir. Ham (thc eminent tramcdian. to
!, shoe DEALER Silrnll. me thinks that
on your line of theatrical shoes ! c'ot
: will gaze. SirrairLyes, something,
s'poSc, in double soIcs. wroumht-irot
tips, and heel plates? = NctU loyt
San.
: shc-What n fri@iA, tall crcatmr,
Miss Cantatricc is. Iie-l agree viii
D You, bat what is that HIGH note she i
on now? Shc-Im sure / don't rec
e ognixc it. Perhaps it may be a nev
] onc-PolarC C, for instunce--Ncw NseUel
, Necs.
, A musician recently Submitted {;
! song to a publisher entitled. ..Whv ID,
| Livepn After reading IL small por
ton of it the publisher wrote the com
: poser rs follows: because you SEN.
a it by IL messenger bov.n-.imericay
/ Musician.
I Brown was courlinr a chormip,
widow who turned a deaf ear TO his
7 solicitations. The door of my heart i.
closed" she murmurcd. but" mges
Brown, s.the late lanlentcd could no
I certainly have carried the KEY ava
with him. y PVch.
poh ..1rolIo c,,s whoro IA ,.a,,
graf th,4 80. i on;';n, -, 90. o., =. WI ~
: do YOU mean bv court decision?" IN,