The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-05-11
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my. u0n,
In the days o: manuscript book,
pie learned by wrote.
| Wisely improving the present-ssr,-
the duplicate gift.
1t takes great deal of pluck 70 -.
the feathers off live goose. ."
A stable government should be ..
that lie ruled by horse sense.
"LyDchiDg doesn't put down c,i,..
nails in Texas" No, it raises them
Tie newest trust is honey t,,.,
There may be some cell about it tbon,s
WHAT is it that never was and nss
will be A mouse's nest in c.,
ear.
The boy who has a female sebo.,
teacher knows all about miss nl.o,,
switches.
Religion is the best armour that -.
man can have, but the very wors, ],
cloaks.
The latest figures show that there =.
6447, 800 Sunday school scholars in n.
world.
There ale said to be several gyp,s,
in New York that are worth over sIoo
600 apiece.
Time conquers grief as the sunsbin,
dispels the clouds, and love o'ercous
distrust.
There are only forty-fve female Law.
yers in the United States, but they tan
like sixty.
Lady-Let me see something hand
some and cheap. Clerk-You can gszs
Oh me, madam.
He (ardently)-I'd give a THOUSAND
millions TO win your love, Adelaids
! She-Cash
Men resemble the gods in nothiDy
so much as in doing good to their fe-
low creatures
Judge-Madam, what is your age
She-Your honor, leave that to lbs
mercy of the court.
There's nothing so deaf as an add.
er," said the man who could get 10
reply from busy accountant.
A physician says: If a child doe,
not thrive on fresh milk, boil IT. This
is too severe. Why not spank it?
Wife-"JohD, the doctor is dow
stairs with his BILL" Husband-'ls eli
him Pm not well enough to see him"
a handsome Maltese cat, taken from
Norfolk, Va, to Staunton, travels5
back home, 276 miles, by itself. in a few
weeks.
Every maE is born with a mentor.
That's Ais conscience. When he gets
older he often gets tormen;or. Tha.s
his wife.
First Omaha lGdy-"Have you Seen
the crematory ?'' Second Omaha !sdy
No, L haven't but 1 here they make
lovely butter there.
Niagara landlord-You look tired
and thirsty. Won't you have a glass Of
water Cautious visitor (who has read
about the Falls How much is It?
The relative distances of the sun and
the moon were first calculated, geou
critically, by AIistarchus. who ais
maintained the stability of the sun,
about $50. B. c.
Little Sister Ito Bobby)-Wha.
twins, Bobby ?''
Bobby (who knows a thing or twol-
Twins, Sadie, are little children wha.
the MormoDs has,
The present National Bank system o..
the United States was organized Feb
ruary 25, 1868, to give uniformity 70
the paper currency and the bankiB-
laws of the country.
At fashionable school in WashI1E.
ton nail culture is almost part OF H.
curriculum, and the boarders are VIZ.
tied regularly By a manicure and in
structed in the mysteries of ungus
adornment.
| Among the Japanese engraving
which are now exhibited in LondG
is one in which is shown little b.
exposing his body to the attacks O.
mosquitoes, so that his parents may ,s
spared the bites.
Jennie" said young lady, turning
away from the mirror and addressing 5
companion, "what would you do if YCl
lad must ache on your lips ?" If
liked him l would keep quiet" A" was ths
demure reply.
Paterfamilias-"I can't imagine wha
is the matter with my watch. II mus.
need cleaning" BoTby-"Oh, no, -
don't papa. Baby and me had it 10 tbs
wash basin all the morning, and got E
quite clean"
An act of the Ohio General Assembly
requires druggIsos TO label every pack
age of poison they sell with two ami
dotes to the drug, as we'll as with tbs
word ''poisons," which is now place.
on every such package.
A coughing ghost" is the reigniIe
sensation at Little Falls, n. Y, wheT.
two families have vacated a house, bt
cause. as they claim, their rest has bee1
disturbed for some time past by a mys
terious hacking cough, which cannot q
ary way be traced 10 human agency.