The Chickasaw messenger., 1888-08-23
4 can sell him . hand organ al a
bargain. .r-Iincoln Journal

&, q temperance host-~Browu, feel
be Teea my shoulders. !. there a
mp theref7
Bowu- 40. WHY"
joni Il ta.ak they took me for
lmel nat can 90 week without
d IL. .-New Haven News. Il
~Taisi is the shortest day Of tie year.
D.eL.7
You wrong. The shortest day
occurs in December How did you
come 10 think this was the day y 4
4 have to pay $500 at 8 o'clock, and
my assetts are Sl75.-Linsoln Jour
nal
"Fathe-, the paper says you 'oficia-
ted at the wedding clad in the tradi-
..onal garb Of the clergy What does
additional mean =
Traditional, my son, replied the .
poor minister, as he looked at his cheap /
suit Of black with a sigh, "refers to
things that have been handed (
down. ''-Chicago Tribune.
Il see. emarked the horse editor,
hat Motor Keely professes to have
discovered new and simple method
of pulveriz'ng quarz.'
That's ne trouble with Keeley,
replied the lake editor, "he deals with
quartz ins cad Of coming to the pint.
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Adam TO Eye)-"so this is At
Ilant.c CT =, one OF the noted bathing
places OF our descendants p
Fve-Yes, love. Les look around
and see what the ba hers wear"
Adam and Eve simultaneously
scer shot eyamination)-"We'l
distribute few of our fig leaves among
the poor people Lincoln journal.
A Waterbury woman missed a
! 81 600 her husband sent her to put in
a So e place and ins cad Of advertising
her loss ia the local papers she went
TO bed and 4 elmed whore her money
I was concealed. TIL, may be cheaper
, .aan adve sing, but il every body
was % resort dreaming for the re.
coverv Of lost articles il would be
i, p ct : ~ough on the newspaper
|. Nolrisy lie Herald.
J. A hen in Canada scratched up S4O'
e 4 Cd o'ls few days ago, and abou
ne sare ne an Ohio hen was dis
b see ID ard fouru % have dug u
! sonewhCre IA her walde ings ant
n wcGowed quantity Of gold dust
n These facts indiccte that new caree
IL Of use mess ard honorable distmc
ton is oper 1g up befo the humbl
barn yard fowl Long may sh
scratch.-Ch.cago Tribune.
is BE my WIFE" he implored, abe m
: " e, my adored one. See! I hay
J. hqd my Il e insured for $4,000 in YOU
vor,7 anu he fiourished the policy
le the air.
ht SIZE poude ed a moment, then rail-
y ieg her large and lustrious orbs to h
n sic said:
e Before ] s've YOU an answer
would IKE to know the ate of vol
n heath. ."-Bos n Budget.
ID &C 4 any oAe tell me- he asked, "tl
be reason
is why the s'r's just now are so kind,
r. swe,t?'
Oh yes sad fiitnd, "t's the j.
he cam seasc
All hey als fishing, of course, #
Id aa lie cream ca.
ng Boston Budget
II WV no ole separate those dogs
,aimed he humane man with rigl
ID, eors d = ion. Have you no te'
ir.s, sir?7 is Continued, addressil
~ ~ a big ge'low WHO seemed to be takil
a de'igl. q ii ,erest in the combat
!, "Fec'in's pa~dY7 was tile rep
- - yet is? I've sot $40 bet on IL
=, fsh,, and my dogs on top. Cha
~ n, ZeAel Chaw i'm p'-Chica
- ibdce.
rec AutAol-eNou say the story /
meti.. Then why do YOU hesitI
!. aoout tal-ing itf7
i. Book publisher-"Why, you see,
ou have no. an established repu
ioi. You are not widely known Y
The a i louncemeat of a story by y
= wca'd not of i.self be sufficient
make spotaneoas demand for il"
Author-"I've fixed All that.
lave : friend that is book review
9th and as soon my story appears he is
brand Il at once as plagiarism fir