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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Simply Naughty Innocence.

Jenny Lind was marked--so an En-
glish writer tells us-by simple and
naughty innocence" and by a peremp-
tory scorn for anything that she felt to
be beneath her. She could not endure
impertinent cur .osity, and persons who
forced themselves upon her were treat
ed with freezing GOODNESS.
Some Americans prompted by that
vulgar curiosity which suffers no great
man or noted woman to I've quietly
and retired, forced themselves in Jenny
Lind's home though they were stran-
gers to her.
What is it you wish?" she said stand
ing very erect.
%, Madame Goldschmdt we hoped
to have The pleasure of seeing you and
making your acquaintance"
We'll, here is my front! There"
with whisk around sis my back!
NowT' with low curtsy] you go
home and say that you have seen me!'
After her visitors had crept out
abashed, she was very penitent forh
ING been rude. She could not endure
the impertinent curiosity which insists
upon treating noted persons as If they
we're on exhib ton. When it asserted
itself in her presence. she rebuked it as
something small, mean and selfish.
Jenn, Lind had high standard for
her friends and for herself Over her
house-door was carved the figure OF a
lark, that. singing ever. scars" and
soaring ever sings"
Such was her purity of tone that her
'haughty innocence" at once displayed
itself when. in her presence. friend
yeutured on q doubtful allusion or q
hazarardous innuendo.
A friend made some such reference
one day, while calling on her. She
parted from him instantly, and the
parting was final. For it was difficult
for orc who had lasped in purity OF
word 10 receive her esteem,
Her recoil from all that was evil, i'm
pure and vulgar resembled the impulse
"w tn which the bent bow recoils from
the curve to which the archer's strength
has forced it - Youths Com pGnt0n.
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Tho Age OF Crime.

Most criminals are young. It is sell
dom that grave crime, provided it be
the first, is committed after the age Of
80. A careful statistician has proved
that of the entire male population OF
England and Wales, the largest proper
ton of criminals is found to be between
the ages of 90 and 25. Five times as
many crimes are committed in the five
years between these limits as in the ten
years between the ages of SO and 60.
Dividing the whole population into
groups of those from 10 to Is, from 15to
30, from 20 to 25, from 25 to 80, from 30
to 40, from 40 to 90, and from 30 to 60,
it is found that from the age of 90 the
tendencyto crime decreases at each sue.
cessive term 33 per cent in the case OF
men.-Atlantic Monthly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
PlTH AND POINT.

We can never get the saloon out Of
politics as long rs we get our politics
out of the saloon. Washington Critic.
Two months hence the signal
service will predict: ''Spring followed
by summer" and the prediction will
probably be verified.-DetroH Free
Press.
Association with monopoly always
exerts a pernicious influence. This is
illustrated by the son of Standard Oil
company official marrying six wives.
He evidently wanted to get up woman
trust.-Rttsburgh Post.
1t may be accident, or perhaps design.
but it is a noticeable fact that the bliz-
yards give Boston wide berth. Per-
haps they are afraid Of the cold feet OF
the cultured ladies of the modern Ath-
iens-Mitwdstkee Journal.
Infatuated Citizen Ito organ grinder)
Il say, Garibaldi, move on with that
measly music. My wife is sick. Or
gan Grinder grinding away)-Si sig
nor. droppa neekel cen re slota and hear
it stoppa playing-Nsso York Sum
1t was between the acts, and he bad
just come in from the outside. I've
been out to get some fresh air, he said.
Indeed" she queried. ''why didn't
you bring some in to use for BREATH"
He sat down crushed and chewed his
cloves in siren silence. Omaha Repub-
IicGn.
One of our esteemed contempora-
ries confesses to some difficulty in de-
scribing an anarchist-thus betraying a
lack of intelligence which is really de-
plcrable. An anarchist is person
who thinks it is folly for man to work
or wash. and who proves his faith by
his example. Philadelphia Press.
That great grand and progressive
animal. the American hog, defies the
autocrats of the old world, holds un-
fettered sway in the new. daily glad
dens the hearts of the toiling millions.
and asks no protection from God.
man, congress, or the devil. There's
an ''infant industry" for yez.-Oaray
Solid Kuldoon.
Dennis Kearney is in Washington,
telling congress how to run this coun-
try. Meant me the sugar refineries OF
California are having a dreadful war
with each other. We advise Dennis.
for more reasons than one. to hurry
back to California and watch his sand
lots until those sugar companies are
done with cutting prices. Chicago
Tunes.
Young gentlemen" said her papa,
stepping to the front door and address
ng party of four serenaders. Il an
passionatelv fond of music, but my
passion sonnet mes crvstallizes in the
form of shotgun. especially after m d.
night So if you will just move aroune
the corner. where you will find a va
cant lot and an echo, you will greatly
oblige all the members of the family.
and possibly escape al ep demic OF lead
poisoning - Burlington Ere: Press.
Things have come to pretty pass
when q Cincinnati! court reads right ou
in open session the love letters of ,
banker who has taken the pains t.
write Strictly confidential" in big let
tiers clear across the tops of them
When banker loves lady SO deeply
and so devotedly that he tells her biz
love letters to her are not for publica
ton, but merely as guaranty of good
faith, it is questionable etiquette, a
least, for court to read them RICH
out loud. Chicago Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
No WAY to Act.

Black Joe. while sitting at table in
Knock Kneed Ben's catfish-rustaurant,
took up glass of water and exclaimed:
Look we're, Ben. amt you got no
better water den dis?"
s'Whut's de matter wild dat water?"
ivy. it's all fnll O. little white
specks."
Goose it is wen you hol' it up twix
you an de light"
~ amt gwine drink no SIGH water
ca dis"
"Den git outen yere. Come roun'
we're holdin' up err mans water twix
you an de light. Dat amt no way ter
ack in or place like dis. "-Arkansaw
Traveller.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
CouIdn,t Exchange the Goods.

Philadelphia society people tell q
good joke at the expense of Thomas B.
Wanamaker, son Of the great Wanna
maker. Everybody remembers the
wedding last spring between young
Wanamaker and Miss Welsh, grand
daughter of the late John Welsh. Miss
Welsh is a member of Philadelphia IA
most exclusive social set, and was fire.
quently guyed by her companions fol
being about to marry man whose So
cial lineage was not so ancient. Now,
there is rule at Wanamaker's under
which any goods purchased there, ex-
cept such as are bought during the hol-
idays, can be returned within three
months. One day several friends were
guying Miss Welsh, when one said:
"Ol it doesn't make any difference if
she doesn't like him, she can take him
back within three months"
"No, I can't" responded the coming
bride, 81 got him during Christmas
week."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Foods sarsaparilla Ia prepared from Sarssparilla,
Dandelion, Mandrake, Dock, Juniper Berries. ana
ether well known vegetable remedies, In such .
peculiar manner as to derive the full medicinal
value Of each. It win cure, when In the power OF
medicine scrofula, salt rheum. Sores boiis.
pimples. all humors, dyspepsia, biliousness' nck
headache, indigestion, general debility. catarrh'
rheumatism, malaria, kidney and liver complaints.
It overcomes that extreme tired feeling caused BY
change Of climate. season. or life.
Scrofula Aun1ora
Eve have used Hoods Sarsaparilla for several
years, and feel proud to recommend it - an ex-
cellent spring medicine or to be used ct all times
a. blood purifier. For children Is well a. grown
people we consider 1t the best. We set aside one
bottle for our boy to take In the spring. He ID nine
years old and has enjoyed good health ever since
we began giving 1t to him. We arc seldom with
out it." B. +. GROVER, Rochester, N. h.
"I have been using Hoods sarsapartna ana ma
IL an excellent blood purifier 1t also relieved me
Of burning sensation In the stomach" Nina c. 7.
TAT, Waco, Texas.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Come to the bridal chamber death!
Come to the mother when she feels
For the first time her first born's breath,
And thou art terrible!
The untimely death which annually car.
ries of thousands OF human beings in the
prime Of youth is indeed terrible. The
first approach OF consumption ID insid.
uous, and the sufferer himself In the most
unconscious Of its approach. One OF the
most alarming symptoms OF this dread
disease is, in fact. the ineradicable hope,
which turks in the heart OF the victim, pre-
venting him from taking timely steps TO
arrest the malady. That it can be arres-
ted In it's earlier stages is beyond question,
as there are hundreds OF well-authentl-
Gated cases where DR.. Pierce's Golden MED
zeal Discovery has effected complete
cure.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Humble Bees for Australia.

Joseph Mcdonald, who lives near
Lexington, KY, wants to buy $40, 900
worth of Kentucky humble bees that
understand the management of clover.
They are to be sent to Australia to as
ist in growing clover there by carrying
the pollen from bloom to bloom. A
gentleman who came from Australia
last fall and bought some stock from
Mr.. Mcdonald made the arrangement
with him to supply him with the bum
BILE bees, and they will probably be
gathered from the crop of next season.
Chicago Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

400 Doses One pollar." b moe catch hne oniy,
bus d absolutely true Of and original with hooos
sarsapazia, and 1t Is as absolutely true that can
honestly b applied only to Hoods ssrsaparihA,
which l. the very best spring medicine and oioco
Purifier. Now, reader. prove 1t. Take ootuo
homo and measure its contents. You WIN nno - "
hold 100 ssaspoonfula Now read the dfreceons'
and ron win md that the average dose Is less shan
. tesspoonful Thus economy and strength s's
peculiar TO Hoods sarssparillA
Tagged Out
"Last spring was completely tagged OUT ny
strength left me and felt sick and miserable AL
the time 90 that could hardly attend to my
business I took enc bottle Of Hoods sarsaparilia'
and is cured me. There Is nothing like It." X @
BEooLK, Editor Enterprise. Belleville, Mich.
with the first bottle Of Hoods sarsaparilla, my
headache entirely disappeared, and where before
could no. muster up an appetite for my meals,
can not now get enough meals to satisfy my apps-
tits. lam at present taking my second eotue ana
feel like . different person." WILLIAM LASsiSe'
Post n q. 4 r., NeenAh, Wis.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
An Arizona Seance.

Omaha Man-Went to spiritual
seance down in Arizona. eh? any
thing happen?
Arizona MAXWELL. yes. The me-
dunn went into trance and then an
nounced that he was a spirit OF man
who had been murdered, and that the
murderer sat in the audience.
"Well, we'll! Did anybody run?"
1--WE all ran" -OnaGlbG IForLd.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

The physicians in Lowell, who are testing
the Moxie Nerve Food plant on paralysis
and nervous exhaustion. in addition to the
number already reported, have recovered
a Mrs. Brock, OF Barnet, VT, long time
helpless. Mrs. Cheney, Is Bleachery
Street, Lowell, who was not expected to
live. Its greatest popularity springs from
the fact that it substitutes stimulants and
tonics without harm, and imparts great
powers OF endurance. The apothecaries
are besieged for it everywhere. Large com.
panies are forming for its manufacture all
over the world.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Hickenlooper's Strange Coach

A well-known Elm street lady was
walking along Dayton street with hel
daughter recently. When near Linn
street. Gen. Hickenlooper drove by
with his spanking team of bays. Ad-
dressing her daughter the old lady
asked:
"Whose carriage is that?"
''Why, that's Gen. Hickenlooper and
his family"
cit is strange that did not recognize
his coach man." replied the old lady, to-
tally unconscious of the fact that the
general himself was handling the reins
Cincinnati Euuirer,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
The Dawn of Bovhood.

Who, slumbering, has visioned doom,
Swift now its phantom realm forsakes;
For dawn has come. Avont the gloom,
Aglint upon the dew and bloom,
She, dimpling, smiling wakes;
But tits not she that dreaming breaks.
To pasture with slow-grazing kline,
Forth doth the barefoot lad go;
And seeks to balk the hot sunshine
With indignation's mad flow
By stamping his own shadow.
-MdrthI Z lee.I RoldhaR
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

To the Editor
Please inform you readers that have
n positive remedy for the above named
disease. By it's timely Use thousands OF
hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. shall be glad to send two bottles
Of my remedy FREE to any OF your readers
who have consumption il they will send me
their Express and p. o. address.
Respectfully, 7. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c.,
1S1 Pearl St., New York.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Every Mans Hand A ga,nst It.

The organization of castor-oil trust
in Southern Illinos will be looked up
on with just suspicion. No castor-oil
combination of any kind is pleasing
thing to contemplate. and the projec-
tors may as well understand at once
that this sort of tn ng woa't go
down. chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
A Powerful Argument.

$50 you believe in cheaper whisky.
do your
Certainly 1 do. Get the price of
whisky down to reasonable basis and
a poor man like myself, with family
to support, would have more money
left to buy bread with. "-New York
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
several Russian Enterprises.

It is very difficult in this country to
awaken Russo-phobia, the prevailing
English disease, to prevent our hearty
sympathy with the colossal empire that
is now civilizing Asia by backward
movement. The railroads that have
opened Turkestan and all Central Asia
to commerce, and made it safe for an
honest man to visit those regions, are
now to be followed by three great
Russo Chinese railways, connecting the
two empires in such way as to develop
trode and travel 1t is impossible for
the mind to picture the result of this
gift of modern enterprise to this Oldest
and largest continent, which has for SO
many ages been a mere home of thieves
and bands of murders. At the present
rate of progress Asia will in thirty years
more be entirely netted with railroads
and telegraphs. -Globe-Democrat.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

We would be pleased to know OF man
or woman who has never had headache or
been subject to constipation. AS these
seem to be universal troubles q little ad.
vice may be in order. Why should persons
cram their stomachs with nauseating pur-
gative pills etc. which sicken and debilitate
when such pleasant and sterling
remedy as Prickly Ash Bitters will
act mildly and effectively on the liver, kid
ney, stomach and bowels, and at the same
time tone up and strengthen the whole sys.
tenn. causing headache. constipation and
all such distressing evils to quickly disap
near,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
rr,a, By Jury.

That grcnt American jury, the people,
have rendered a unanimous verdict tn
favor Of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellsts, the standard remedy Tor bowel
and stomach disorders. biliousness, sick
headache, dizziness, constipation and slug.
sish liver.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
ry,r.. uo,t,es Crrc Catarrh.

ELI ROBBINS, Rtnyan p: O., Columbia Co.,
Pa, says: my daughter had catarrh when
Sage's Catarrh Remedy advertised. and pro.
cured bottle for her, and soon saw that IL
helped her; third bottle effected Permass
rent cure She is now eighteen years oio ana
aound and hearty"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

81 must say Hoods Sarssparilia 10 sne Dess tneuA'
cine ever used. Last spring had no appette'
and the least work did fatigued me ever 50 much.
began to take Hoods Sarsaparilla, and soon !
felt a. II could do a. much In o day Is hsc for
merly done in week. My appetite Is voractous."
MRS. N. v. BAYARp. Atlantic City, M.
Iwish to say that had salt rheum on my lefs
arm three years. suffering terribly; 1t almost dis
abled me from work. took three bottles OF
Hoods sarsapariila, and the salt rheura has en-
ttreiy disappeared" 81. N. MILLS, u French
Street, Lowell. Mass.
General Debility
Hoods sarsapsrilla helps me more than any
other medicine have ever taken for general
debility, and have tried almost everything. Cur
whole family use It, and consider it ahead OF all
other medicines for giving strength. I am pleased
to give this testimonial In regard to SO good q
medicine as Hoods sarsapsrilla." Mrs. Z, BRE-
NEIsER, Mauch Chunk. Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

by local applications. as they can not
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed condi-
tion OF the mucus lining OF the Eustachain
Tube. When this tube gets infamed, you
have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear.
ing. and when it is entirely closed Deafness
IL the result, and un.ess the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to
it's normal condition. hearing will be de.
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an
inflamed condition OF the mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Deafness Caused by Catarrh)
that we can not cure by taking Halls Ca
tarrh Cure. Send for circular, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
eE~Sold by Druggists, 70 cents.
The quickest way to 'reduce rents" ia
- ao- than nm aa e0ou a a thew occur
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

A SLIGHT COLD il neglected, often attacks
the lungs. BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs
give sure and immediate relief. Sold only
in boxes, Price 20 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Who is WEAK, NERVOUS. DERIIITA.
TED, who in his FOLLY and IGNORANCE
has THRILLED away his VIGOR Of BODY,
MIND and MANHOOD, causing exhausting
drains upon the FOUNTAINS of LIFE,
HEADACHE, BACKACHE, Dreadful
Dreams, WEAKNESS Of Memory, BASH.
the FACE. and all the EFFECTS leading to
EARLY DECAY and perhaps CONSUME.
TON or INSANITY. should consult at once
the CELEBRATED Dr. Clarke, Established
1851. Dr. Clarke has made NERVOUS DE:
EILITY. CHRONIC and all Diseases OF
the GENITO URINARY Organs Lie
Study. 1t makes NO difference WHAT you
have taken or WHO has failed to cure you.
~FEMALESs suffering from diseases pecu-
liar to their sex can consult with the assurance
of speedy relief and cure. Send cents postage
for works on your diseases.
A6Send 4 cents postage for Celebrates
Works on Chronic, Nervous and Deli.
cate Diseases. Consultation, personally or by
letter, free. Consult the old Doctor.
Thousands cured. Offices and parlOrs
private. ArThose contemplating Marriage
send for DIR. Clarke's celebrated guide
Male and Female, each 15c., both 25c.
(stamps). Before conhding your case consult
DIR. CLARKE. A friendly letter or call may
save future suffering and shame, and add golden
years to life. A6Book Life's (Secret) Err.
rOrs," SOC. (stamps). Medicine and writings
sent everywhere, secure from exposure.
Hours, to s; Sundays, 9 to IL. Address,
F. D. CLARKE, M. D.
1873 So. Clark St.. CHICAGO. LII.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

FREEi-To MERCHANTS ONLY: One Will
hams Perfection" Electro Magnetic Bat
terry. Address at once, R. w. TANsILL &
Co.. Chicago.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

NANCE, Calls, Scratches, Cracked Heel,
Thrush, and all diseases OF the feet and irrita-
lions OF the skin of horses and cattle quickly
and permanently cured by the use of Veteri-
nary Carbolisalye. soc. and OIL at Druggists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
aCon,tantly Hawking and spitting."

THOMAS ]. RUSHING, ESQ.,, 1909 Pine Street,
St. Lo,as Mo-, writes: ~ was great sufferer G
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking
and splitting, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils: l.
ily. i was advised to try DR.. Sages Catarrh
Remedy, and am now a well man. believe
it to be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
manufactured, and one has only TO give u =
a permanent cure
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Walking advertisements for DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy are the thousands 1t has
cured.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
all hands had q cold
OHer No. l76.

A South Sioux City boomer advertises
1900 lots Just plated"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07
Coma tn the bridal chamber death!

The potato crop OF 1887: Its failure the
worst that has happened since 1881.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

No one can blame the German for want
ing one or Teutonics.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Laying for the whisky trust: A 10000
buskel distillery to be started IN Peoria.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

A preferred creditor is one who never
asks for his money.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

To double your income cut down your
expenses onehalf.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

Winter wheat in Wisconsin: Healthy
and we'll protected growth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

fafitcted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac Thomp
ecn's Eye Water Druggists sell 1t. Sc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-07

The Sultan OF Turkey has decreed prohi.
bition for Constantinople.
A short favor IL soon curried.