The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-07-25
BRIGHT BITS.

BRowN-That's a handsome umbrella you've
got there, Robinson
ROblnSOn-NeS
Brown-About what does it cost to carry an
umbrella Ike that?
RoblnsOn-Eternal vigilance-Net0 YORK. Sun
MEMBER Of school board Gn Missouri to ap-
pllcant Tor position of village school teacher
WHAT are your qualifications, young mani
Applicant with superb scorn)-Feel of that
arm, viii you? Get onto that fist.
School board (unanimOusly)-GouI do.-Chi-
cdQo Tribune.
"HELLO, Pennbs, are you still writing postum
nous stories by Hugh ConwayfN
No, have worked that vein OUT but I've
got on TO something just good"
what is that"
writing war correspondence now published
for the first time. "-Ided
Mss PErRoLEuM-Tt does make me so mad
With all our money we don't git no respect.
Mrs. P.-Eh2 What's folks been saying now?
"Hlntin' about the way We got our cash. What
40 you thlnk Miss Boston SAID when showed
her pops new PORTRAIT? She asked if it was
painted IN oil. '-OBldhd " OTtd.
MOURNING FOR A DEAR RELATIvE,-He lat an
evening party)-May | have the next waltz,
Miss Clara?
She Excuse me, Mr.. Wabash, but owing to
the recent death of a very dear aunt | do not
think it right that should dance. But You may
take me in to supper, if you lke.-The Epoch
EDWARD suppose you learned at Vassar the
ineXpCahle difference between the anatomy of
a dog and that of other animals?
Sophia who has just been graduated with an
NJ. D)-Why no. that remember. What is
it?
Edward-His lungs are the seat of his pants
Life
HARRY has fallen in love with "a little girl
named Dorothy, who lives next door to him,
aud who is about the same age as his sister
Ethel, and recently he observed to his mother:
II don't sink you got good taste, mamma
why Harry what has mamma done that is
in bad tastel"
well, sink when you went up to the doctors
to buy Ethel you'd have done better if you'd
bought Dorothy Parker. She's a great deal
RAILWAY MANAGER have heard, Mr. Durt-
teter, that you intend voting the democratic
ticket this fall?
Clerk-Yes, sir: have read with pleasure the
emphatic statement of the company's own at
torney at Chicago. that he believed in votes
freely cast and fairly counted
Railway Manager-Then should like to know,
sir, how you can expect to retain your position,
if you presume to vote against the grand old
party which makes that noble sentiment their
battle cry.-Puck.
Sandy stretches, surging surf salty SMELLS
Shelving shore, scOrching sun, shining shells.
Sprinkling spray, sparkling surface, stormy sky,
Stuffed stages brightly spinSters, Suitors shy.
Stylish suits, soaked Stockings, splashed skirts,
Sly sparkling, soft speeches, summer shirts
Shreldng swimmers, shapely shoulders, sick
SWANS,
Skinny Sims, sunshades, stretching seines.
Scuddmg scboOners screw steamers, sloops,
sails,
Small Smacks. strong sailors, silvery scales
Saving stations signals streamers, shrouds,
SparS,
Skilful shippers, steering ships, seats stars
Savage sharks, sea serpents, skates soles
Snipe, snappers, shrimps, scollops sunken
shoals.
Sea spiders, swarming 'sl<eeters. seag1llls
Silly singers, soulful strOllers, swift sculls.
Solid sleep. startling scores. saline shifts,
Strapped strangers, stern sires, shallops skiffs
Splurging strpplings, sappy snobs, sudden
squalls,
Sedgy swamps scarfs, satins, silks, shawls
Sabbath sinners social scandals sinkerS, smells,
Scheming scamps Simple Simons, sporting
swellS. H. c. Dodge