The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1888-02-29
For AarriagabIe Ladies.
Communication from Spruce.

As this is leap year, below we give
the names and various good qualities
of young men, bachelors and widow
ers of the vicinity of Ballard and
hope young ladies will give them due
attention,
Ira Fowler is in the market though
extremely bashful, bushes easily,
has never been courted but would
really like to know if fellows heart
does flop like churn dasher when
girl makes love to him. Propositions
should be sent in care of his father.
Any girl who wants nice, quiet,
homely duck of a husband, who viii
never, never, stay out late of nights,
should lay siege to Jim Board, but
be careful of your smiles girls for
Jim is easily broke up. A school
teacher preferred.
VIII Hoover is rather young to be
in the market. He is so quiet and
modest that he fears he will be over
looked. But if carefully approached
by the right person, his heart will
speedily succumb. The girls need
not be embarrassed for he is young
and will be easily managed, and will
blush enough for both.
Louis Scott, blonde, pink mustache,
old enough to be on the market. A
widow no objection.
Lee Westmorland, another blonde,
bristly mustache, is exceedingly
bashful, is glad this is leap year for
he is too bashful to pop the question.
Is very susceptible to the charms of
maidenhood, insists upon being
married in Oak Hill church and a
wedding tour to Germantown.
Eli Kincaid a regular '.joe dandy
has been in the field some time, but
like old rye, improves with age.
Propositions by mail will receive
prompt attention. Send in your
bids girls, but don'tall apply at once
Tom Board is devoted admire,
Of the fair sex, and would delight to
entertain propositions. Don't pro
i
crastinate girls for Tom is getting
old, wishes now he had married years
ago while young. Tall girl with
black hair and eyes preferred.
! And there is Will Covey a regula,
> "wan flower" Girls you must no
over look him, he will easily domesti
cate. Age no object, very small
ladies preferred, no lady over 1O'
need apply.
Loren Whitmore a strawberr,
blonde is willing to try matrimony
He too has been in the field som
time but has been unfortunate i
love matters and is willing now t
: take any that may offer, either youn,
or old. Here is your chance girls
It If we thought that any of the girl
5, of this vicinity are rash enough t
h court starvation by marrying
II merchant we would suggest tina
Will Morland is not averse to matr;
mony, but we know that any gu
l. runs great risk of starvation i
.e marrying a merchant.
N Dick Andrews prefers school girls
: will take the first that offers, thi
). offer is good for 80 days.
II And there is Wat Cole, bless yor
Or sweet too-fies girls your must nj
forget him. While he is not
8. spring chicken, we can recommen
him as being the boss catcl
: Propositions from those who a,
well versed in the culinary art pr
70 ferred. Cooking utensils all read
ID for use.
,p Richard Winegardner may |
s mortgaged but our young ladi'
u must remember that ''there is mar
q slip, etc"
Reck Cole knows the differen.
between true girl and a firt.
willing to entertain proposition
from girls whose hearts have bee
} gladdened by not more than sixte.
y strawberry crops.
Daniel Embree il still going
school, but is bashful and thinl