Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-09
BELLIES OF 1883.
A Number Of the Manageable Young
Men OF audubon Subject to Leap
Year Proposals.



CONFIDENTIAL TALK WITH THE GIRLS.
The young ladies have been dilatory
in exercising the privileges and duties
which devolve upon them in the year
whose opportunities occur quadrenni.
ally and apprehending that their te-
merity Is from lack of confidence we
have concluded that directory com
prising few Of the many eligible
young men might serve purpose
agreeable to all concerned. 1t is not
within this space proposed to enumer.
ate all who are worthy and eligible, butwe
hereby certify that all ofwhom we shall
speak are worthy of the prominence,
and that the young ladies consulting the
directory will make no mistake in fol-
lowing its counsels. The first feeling is
OF sadness rs we sean the motley row
and observe so many vacant chairs, oc-
cupied four years ago by young men
who would have been bright stars in
this galaxy. We might mention Ii. s.
Phelps, d. q. Lass, w. II. Green, G. III.
Russell, Geo. A. Clark. j. 9. Moore, c.
ii. Rollins, and q host Of others who
have gone down before Cupids's dart,
and TO the intents and purposes of these
presents now rest In oblivion. To their
individual memory we drop tear, and
through our sobs we falter "ReQuiescat
ia pace"
While We have certified TO the char
acter of our friends we can give no
guaranteed that they are or not already
encountered with alliances. 1t is a rec
ord written only upon the page Of the
heart, aud we can commend to our con-
tidants the fact that there is hope until
the knot Is tied, The list is choice, and
is without back numbers
Chas. Bds'sy: Mayor for two terms;
tall and independent, susceptible yet
hard to win. Has good business, stead
lily growing. An honorable young man
ripe for the dart,
ChGs Houstoa end Ed. Thompson: A
pair Of iirst,class pharmacists; both
skeptical of female beauty on account
Of having so long sold artificial beauty
at - cents n box. WIN have TO be APP
preached by faces unadorned. They
win not brook imposition, but viii on.
tertain true goods,
FG, AS'ctagde' Prince of Blondes;
pers0niIication OF politeness and ETH
quctte With an Unborn reverence for tho
gcn,ler sex; In good demand and re-
signed 10 the requirements of society;
has just sold small residence property,
With u probable purpose to buy larger,
\ nice young man, worthy Of the best
girl in town.
j. 4. lfhpallcY! A man Of the world,
experienced, and inclined to Judge kind
ly. In business, accurate, accommodate
ing, and cmsderate Of the rights and
privileges of others, he would aaorn the
head Of the table; would look close after
the gencralities Of the household, and
on a cold day would hang out the
washing without murmur, The best
all round man in tho group.
The Ttno JahaSs NIessrs, Rendleman
and nawson, who serve the county In
the respective Offices Of auditor and
deputy, are of the sort that has ever a
warm heart for the sisters of tho race.
They are eminently business men, who
find little time to attend 10 the inclina,
tons Of tho heart, though none enjoy
more thoroughly the respite of an hour
In gentle company, Both are adopts In
correspondence and we advise that
thoy can be most advantageously ap.
preached through rose.seented cpistlc.
j.. ID. Phelps; The Apollo OF todays
has an eagle eye for the beauty Of the
fair sex; Is gallant, industrious, studioua
and winner In the race, Thinks tho
best girls on earth 1--we In Audubon,
and viii not entertain foreign proposi.
tons, Polite, and could tell OF the
brotherly love II necessary with u tact
that banshes oil fear Of approach,
jaha lF6ghton: or the best Scotch
blood that ever crossed the big water.
Tall, stately and dignifed, with keen
eye for tho gentler sex and strong
arm willing to defend. Devoted TO
business he steals nm idle hour TO enjoy
female society. VIII treat all proposals
with courtesy.
John Doak: Treasurer OF Audi bon
county, and straight business man.
who is lonesome Ia the state of single
blesSedness. Has been discreet in bus
mess transactions, and will make home q
model Of comfort and convenience.
WD, H. Neyiey; A man OF parts;
, good musician and though on business
. bent Is IN apprcciatiye admirer Of the
arts and the last and diylnest Of crea,
. ton; has never known the silken cord,
: and will fall an easy victim IL coyly ap-
! preached; correct habits and conscicn-
9 tiousj trttling would break his heart
y and blight coniiding nature. Would
g make the home the object Of genius
: and attention a Vegetable paradise;
! would buy tall hats and sealskin sacques
and never go out to the club. We give
y u XXX guarantee on this number.
! Fred Parsons! BY long practice In
u manipulating the wires is sensitive ia
the influence of the unseen power. viii
9 give prompt and courteous treatment
Y to all messages,
: Jas. n. Russell: Interested in the
welfare of all, with not much individual
!. preference. Has clear record and Is
e by nature inclined to the comforts of q
t home. Would keep good hours ant
\ abide the mandates Of the one he had
d sworn to love, honor and obey, Pro
II pose cautiously, to avoid startling the
n gentleman,
J. ", n. 0ConneH, A jeweler who
l. can detect the genuine from the imita
|; ton in all things. A good ear for musi,
h and highly susceptible Of its charms
Enjoys good company, and is inclined
10 to flirt, though he would not tribe with
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