The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-05-10
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
There are one thousand seven
hundred and fifty languages. s.

There are one thousand seven
hundred and fifty languages.
Never worry over trouble. The
trouble itself is misery enough. =
Mr.. Wiggin, the prophet, has arrang-
| editor series of earthquakes during the
summer.
| Every man has follies, and often-3
times they are the notwithstanding thing
be has got. ssss 4
Syracuse, Kansas, .last year had 9;
female Council. This -springa--not d
woman was nominated for Office in that;
town. q;
Now that the fishing season is upon
| US, it is we'll. prepare yourself with 8
small card bearing the inscription: ~
am something Of a liar myself"
Mr.. Galloway, living near Lakeland:
Ga, has raised this spring on one acre Of.
land 900 quarts of strawberries, ffom.:
which he has realized about $500 profit.
An old lady, with several unmarried
daughters, feeds them on fish. diet bee7A
it is rich in phosphorus, and phospk6
is the essential thing for making match.
"A young lady in Ohio cowhided e.
young fellow because he whistled "Chip:
pie, get your hair cut" whenever she
passed by. This ought to be the fate Of
all men who persist in whistliDg.
"A Connecticut man ale ffty.threes
raw eggs, shells and all, in one hour. He;
was to have eaten fifty.four for wager,
but lost most of his teeth when he tackled
the last. t.one. 1t was a stone nest egg. g
The latest "fad' of the fair sex In
Nebraska is a hair album in which they
place locks of hair from the heads of their
friends of the other sex. They probably
got this fashion from the wild indians Of
the West, who have always been aMJrs
for collecting scalp locks.
- farmers institutes have become
an institution in Wisconsin. Eighty
two were held last year in forty live
counties, and 279 practical topics we're
discussed. More snan 100 lecturers and
specialists impaired instruction, and the
State appropriated $4,000 to help the
farmers cause along.
-"Ah, dearestp' sighed q young man
kneeling at the feet of his ownest OWL,
edo you know what of all things is near
est my heart? ?" "Really l cannot aay, D
she sweetly replied; "but in this cold &
weather I should think it was flannel
vest" She was too practical, and broke
the engagement. 8
An immense iron pipe is being laid
connecting the oil ields of Pennsylvania
with the city of Chicago. The pipe will
be eight inches in diameter, and 21O
miles long, and will require $4,000 bar.
rels of oil to fill it. The largest pump
ever made has just been completed ts
force the oil through the pipe.
"A young man was discussing with
more spirit than was conely what hes.
was pleased to call "brain food. I" He
urged that no article of food furnish
ed more brain matter than baked beans.
Just then an old man looked up and.
said: "Young man, eat all the baked
beans you can get"
-"I know that you love me, she said y
sentimentally, as he held her to his vest.
81 know that you love me-" she repeated,
sDecause when I lay my head againIt
your heart, your heart beats SO loud +
can hear it." "That," gasped the poor
fellow as the awful truth dawned upon:
him, "that is not my hearth N.Y.;
Waterbury watch" = - ~; g:
= The greatest ocean depth which has
been ascertained by sounding Is Ave I
miles and quarter III, ,72o feet, or $500
fathoms), not quite equal to the aeight
of the highest known mountain, Mount;
Everest, which measures 2a002 feel, sorT &
FIVE and half miles high. The average
depth between 60 degs north and 60 dsgas
south is nearly three miles. ssa5
= There are in America over Z, ,000, 600
farms, large and small. They cover.
nearly 100000 acres improved land, (,
and their total value is something like
$1O;0OO,Ooo,Ooo. These figures are not
of course, very comprehensive. They
simply convey the idea of vastnes of
area and equal vastness of Importance.
The estimated value of the yearly pro-
ducts of these farms is between So, 0,-
100000 and $4,000, 100000. (:
John Half, of Westbrook, Gay Is
evidently humorist, although he has.
not yet become known othe world as
such. His first baby was christened First
Half; thenext, Second half the third,
EOther Half, aid the for-- 3est HalfS
Ha has 9 big sign over mis- cabin door
which reads: "The whole family Of
John Half lives within. a half family
is better than none; but if you want tp
see six halves in one hole, come inside
and see what is left Of US. God, bless
our home" y Washington Post. - @
"A certain young lady went ont lass!
\ Wednesday morning to make some calla.
On her way she met friend, who aug
gested that she should 90 to the matinee'
| with him. She accepted the invitation
and he bought the tickets. Atihe end
of the frat act he proposed to bel. She
refused, thinking he was only joking
| When the curtain went down for the
second act he renewed the proposal, and
SO earnestly that she asked time to con:
slider it, which was willingly given. 40
sooner was the third act finished than she
| ooftjv mnrmnred "Yes.n After Tho