The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-02-23

o. XIII. NO. !: As.
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bwish - payyoar aldssnea - msNt s5y
Io He tentheaisstienlly ~" Thas has besn
sss ore dream q sHy ny szs.snos sas siacs Is ss5t
t skslAr so.resay kaow wit 70 say.r,lI
think must c,nsalt nncehsr.ans;niIosl m
Her. C9teialysdi Ishood expseE you,
% dutifal daughter, 70 .sopsplf your
mother on . matter Of 20 mnck .impof-
Shsa1 You haze never mse mssAsrfs
Herr nevsr -hsdfehe sp1enszpe.ps sno
She-A You xilhbs dslighted 70 know
her. She il . hoted womsn's rights
woman. and PfesisleAs 'of the Society Of
Female sEnsnbipatioasH ,ai,.a sd Liz !'isn
He (somsvhst Tfrisidly)-s H'ml Is
She (pr.oaudIy)9@a wsii.. You l'''i iw0oaId oId
think sok you heard hsrst Why, she
is jnst boiling over Win afsrvof Cd sbe
sahjset 0f womaa'siubooea ansnas ysinn5
He (consalting his wasch) - Walker
7z.iAsss sSsses ! = s9 3: 6 Sc: ss;.
evening. ny -idncfs is1fn TOM SsSd
-er--~sll, II viii Asn sesis, 3ksa ~ en-
renew the subject Of this svsaisgs en-
versasion. BoHoa Cosyir. ys.j.fe ss1
j; aoe. ss r----- ,rs.>>- fa3i,'J
Ioo --Commodore Vanderbilt bang asked
one day what he copsidared 20 Be the
secret of success in business, replied
"Secretf There h no secret shout it.
AN yeu have TO do 10 70 .at4snde 10 year
business and 60 ahead" "i.ssaks E.,s -,
Mr.. Softly q ysry eopssitsd naa)-
lyon are looking q ma very closely,
Miss Austin. Pray tell me- what do /
remind you OF? Pa MiSa Austin-~ 4 Nv
ef, Mr.. Ssftly ~ sWhyia river p ~Be-
cause your fnonth ID larger 4hasi year
head" 7sras Ssfsing& = ). ,i.o,N =
The Philosophy Of Ehqustte: ais
it now considered, ill-bred to take the
last biscuit of the plate p qusried Rich
elieu Of Waggiey. *well, no; bat it Is
decidedly unwise.n Upwnsf's., +SYes.
always sait slninusa and they'll bring On
some hot ones "- Detroit Ftse Press
mo Time, Lake the Presest, Mr..
Borely Bore-Bore ipausing q the doorl-
"Ah, beg pardon; You hsye your hat aud
cane, / see. / will call again. Busy
Editor (esgerly) -" No indeed, INV dear
fellow, don't think of d. Do come in
and sit down7iI'm just going out n-BaL
tineore Nesos. y :, ~. a4. -.
"A young maa proposed for the hand
of beautiful girl. AS she hesitated, he
said: 81 await your answer With b8ted
breath The gin, who is q good deal of
. humorist, said: Well, Mr. Blank, you
will have to bait your breath with some
thing besides whiskey to catch your hum
bic servaDt."- Yonker,s Gazekte
Raising the. Ante-The father
thought, he would appeal 10 MA young
manhood. One morning wnen he msIie
his usual demand the father said:
"Don't you think you're lnhst too old to
beg for nickel 2" That's 80, said the
boy thoughtfully. "That's so. Give me
two bits. San FTancisco Chronicle.
"A collateral Issue: Judge Ito jury)
=" Have you agreed upon . verdict ?
Is the prisoner guilty or not guilty of
theft, as charged in the indictment p''
Foreman" We have mot yet reached .
verdict, your honor. missed my pocket
book in the night and / would respectful
ly ask that each juror. be searched. -
Ne1c Y0rE Sxu 'tIis -Isn - st isSfss
Wife Whose husband, realisihe the
need ofexercise, hiss bongAs bicycis)N
/" shall be 20 anxious JOHN, sdesr, astiI
you have learned to ride il we'll" Hus-
band (fondly)3aa Don't get nervous.
foolish little one. shalt be Very Cxrefuf."
Wife 1"Y You mdss,s 'Aisdssd, iJSahsHse-
member that Che 1bicye3e scostdovarr one
hundred dollars.p1 p1rr zzso EpQckoi.e ton
~. is stated thst. .pexsrb 600 piaao 8
are ruined every yea, in this coantEy by
sudden changes Of Temperature. When
this fact becomes generally kno1n, the
American people win be ohesrfaily recon
ciled 20 sudden changes of tempsrature
and some will regret that the sudden
changes are not moro sudden Ind fre-
quent.- -Norristossn Herald in s'a Gm
Mr.. Sampson (passionately) )-a1f love
you devotediy, Miss Chumisy, bat nav
pecuniary afairs- have preveatsd my
making . declaration, NATL now.isaBat /
have pat epoughavaydte feel justified in
asking yop to become, my .Fife,ns ~,
Miss Chumley (hesitating but sveet1y)
-" ! confess that an NOT wholly indif-
ferent1 70 yea, bat Abata-r sis isdf losl
=" Bat whaA dear 2rsrar II II 81 roi7y
Wonlds you mind telling nae how. mach
you have Pat sway sicgs ! :;
Lady :tseysllAipg is Aontsn.