New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-14
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denominations from trying to convert them. Her
lies the radical weak spot In 'denominationslisn
He was knocked down by a herdic, and lay thru
days unconscious. When he came 10 himself HIS mind
was as clear and as keen ever. His first qucsil0
was, What's fhe latest about HarrfsOns Cabnetf
-(Boston Transcript
II makes very stout man feel his stoutneS mon
than ever 10 yield his seat IN stroetcsr to lad,
and then have three Of them plump into II and hsy,
plenty Of room.
"what do you say, Johnny ~ asked his mamma
when his Uncle Harry gave him 10 cents.
don't know what 10 say replied Johnny, IN
less II be that should think no might have made &
a quarter while he was about it"-tbOston Transcript
Some day the law will step in and Pit black cap
On the heads OF few white Caps, and then there VII
be an end to this species OF lawicssEess.
A widowcr married second time, and his choS,
wa, wealthy lady about lllty years OF age. Whcf
the bride and bridegroom returned homo rom ~
wedding the husband, introducing me VITO TO bis CHI
M S'' dear children, hiss this laays hand she
the new mother promised to b1ns GU. ,..,... ,.,
After taking square look at tho new mother nttk
pa. Won have been fooled she amt new at ALP
-(TeNss Sihings.
Syracuse University has no fast set but II ha
troubles Of another kind. Tho Freshmen recently or
gsnlzed prayer meeting association and failed 70 IN
vite the Sophomore to be present. This made som'
OF the sophomores mad, and they have been trying
break up the devotional meetings of the Freshmen
An amusing incident was related this afternoon b
Representative Mason, Of illinois In addition 70 ID,
have their shoes BACKED BY coiored attaches Oh ~
House who paid salaries for NOR ssrslccs' Nh
seated himself in the bootbacEs chair and desired th'
young to commence Operations a. one cs;,onso n.
Was you re elected Ar. Mason" qiesuohea 'Hs
bootback ,. ,,,...
The shine was soon given, and Mr.. Mason says u
was one Of the worst samples Of shoe polishing h
ever saw. suddenly the Hight broke in on his nina
and he said TO the bootblack ,,.
Did | tell you was not REFLECTOR
Wei that was mistake I was returned by
Triumphant and overwhelming majority 80 -
Boss remarked the diplomat Put dat 1901 ny
has TO look after the Fifty fust
ton star.
southbrfdge Mass has the largest spectacle iaetol
In the world, and the largest Young Men Chr,uN
Association in world IN proportion to rs size Mon
than three fouTths Of the gold spectacles ana ego
glasses made in this country made in southbdse
one company alone in that town having turned og
1900, 900 pairs last year
Time For All ThlnCs-Farmer's Wife-Genuemsi
here to-day to offer yOu $4,000 LOT thd1 Iaho-
frontage down In tho meadow. !. T.. 81, % .or
Farmer-Wcil. Matilda. IT won't DO Ter Us 70 SCI
until my suit agn the railroad fer dainaS > Ter ,P'f
ing that meadow is settled philadelphia keconL
General wolseey expects TO make fortune IN
Australia out Of sheepshearng machine which ae hA'
invented But that is nothing. Hundreds OF Amen
cans have made fortune By shearng lambs ana 'hei
didn't have 10 use any machine. either
A good story "a told Of Rosenthal. tho pianist
Silote one of LISTS favOrite pupils. sent EosenihA
a note announcing The birth OF his niaI ua1ght
adding: She Is already four weeks Old, Llt cannot
play the piano. Remarkable, isn't itI Nothing AZ
ali remarkable about that" Essential replied You
are thirty-twO and cannot play either'-tJeWsD Mes
senger
Who shall say that we have reached high plans
of civilization when a family In a fiat has Legal
right to pound on piano night and day. although ths
noise may drive all the other families distracted
Well Fixed for Disclaimers Wife 10 Tramp-Weh
now that YOU have got your cold meat, suppose you
would like Worcestershire sauce, french mustard
cream salad. ground celery
Tramp Madam, | dOn want the earth
Farmers Wife, shouldn't think you would. lou
have got more than your share OF II on your la'a
now Burlington Free Press.
The clever scheme the part of some Cansdan
politicians TO lure Newfoundland into the Dominion
failed but the incident shows that politicians ID
Canada are not tie amblke and Arcadian beings thoy
are generally supposed to be.
Fducational.-Aunty- you're studying Roman
history, Bobby Why did Caesar hesitate when Dc
came to the RubicOn A.,
Bobby-Oh, cause he wanted 10 see If be had tha
Gaul it.-(Harvard Lampoon