Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-03-03
PMH AND POINT.

PTTH AND POINT.
HALF loafer Is better than thor
ough-bred hoodlum.-Lite
II SAW pretty thing in kid gloves
last evening, observed Fitzpercy to his
sister. what was it ?" "My best girls
hand
Is THERE awoman living who couidn't
furnish her neighbours house better and
more tastefully if she only had a
chance?
WILL the ball players strike? asks q
contemporary. Well, the New York
members of the Brotherhood will
strike out-LJe
aDoEs marriage change q man?"
asks writer. Depends on whom he
marrles. Some women would make q
man bald in six months
You may bring me, I" said the Boston
girl, small portion of Celtic disturb
ance. A which is it?" said the waiter.
Irish stew, you stupid!" answered she.
"DD the wedding go off smoothly ?"
About as smoothly as such affairs al
ways go off The only hitch that oc-
CURED was when the pair stood up to
be united"
"MAMMA," said little girl, "do bees
ever freeze to death? ?" "Of course they
don't, put in her little brother. Don't
you know that every bee carries red.
hot base-burner with him ?"-ArcolG
Record.
Tn Turbar shaw a rooo :, no,~L4 - .
lie an official is sent around to paint the
front of his house black. A city full of
ring politicians would seem to look like
funeral. It would be livelier to paint
the town red-Ne,u Orleans Plea
yaI7ae
A NEW JERSEY man got q divorce just
because his wife seemed to enjoy being
Rugged and kissed by German must
clan. If the lady had no more correct
asthetic taste than to submit to the EN-.
braces and the passionate oscillations
OF German music teacher. we fully
concur in the Judgment of the court
Chicogo National.
SUNDAY-sCHooL Teacher-Now, chill
dren we have all been bitten, haven't,
we? Children Tin chorus) = Yes,
marin. Teacher-And our first par
ents were bitten, too, were they not?
Children Gin chorus)-Yes, marin.
Teacher - Now, what bit them?
Bright little boy from Avenue A
Skeeters, marm.-Teras Siftiaags.
TOMMY PETERBY, who is one of
family of ten, was taken out in the
family carriage with his mother. As
they drove past small cottage of three
rooms Mrs. Peterby remarked how
pretty it looked. ayes, it looks very
nlce," said Tommy, ''and it wouldn't be
bit to big for our family if it wasn't
for pa and the children" -Harper's
Bazaar.
JOHNNY" said the Sunday-school
teacher, what became of Jonah ?" "He
lost his job" what do you mean?"
"Got fred" "You misunderstood me,
Johnnie. Have you never heard of the
punishment that overlook Jonah ?"
Eyes, I heard dad tell all about it."
"What did your father say?" *He said
Bill always was Jonah and it was a
good thing when be was bounced from
the league.-Nebraska State Journal.
WHILE q young masher was paying
rather marked attention to a married
lady at dance, the charming little
matron suddenly produced what ap-
peared to be revolver presented at
his head and pulled the trigger with a
smart click. No explosion followed,
no bullet found its billet in the amor
GUS boys skull, but snappy little fan
sprang out of the muzzle. The masher
was led out and dosed with sal volatile.
Judy.
OBESE Farmer-Ah! some of you
hossy men think yerselves moity sharp;
but I'll bet foive shillun agin your six
pence, lad, as ye doan't tell within
thirty pound what the weight of big
hog is. Horse Dealer-Done, sir I've
got k'rect scales at the stables. Come
round, git on and I'll tell your weight
to hounce. And-well I won't be too
ard on yer, Farmer, we'll spend the
five shillun hamicable atween US arter,
ward.-PaInch.