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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02

Among the very pretty things said
Of women Whittier has given us this:
"If women lost US Eden, such as she
alone restores it." Voltaire said: at
is woman who teaches Us repose, CIV
ility, and dignity" Ruskin says a
great many fine things Of women.
shakespeare has no heroes; he has
only heroines." This Is always true
In a ruder, earlier stage of society.
Woman always begins civilization.
The honor Of women has always been
the cornerstone In building socially.
A race lacking respect for women has
never advanced politically and socially,
or has speedily decayed. leasing said
Mature meant TO make woman its
masterpiece" Confucius 900 years
ago, said: "Woman is the worlds mas
terpiece." But Malherbe spoke the
mind Of all Frenchmen when he said:
"Therc are only two beautiful things In
the world women and roses; and only
two sweet things-women and mel
ons." This was gallant but natural,
and IL gave woman her true place as
blossom and fruit of nature.
Concerning women and men as
equals Ruskin says: "We are foolish
and without excuse in claiming the
superiority OF our sex to the other; in
truth each has what the other has not.
One completes the other, and they are
In nothing alike. The happiness of
both depends on each asking and re-
ceiying from the other what the other
can give" Thackeray drew this con-
trast: almost all women will give a
sympathizing hearing TO men who are
In love. Be they ever SO old. they
grow young again In that conversation
and renew their own early time. Men
are not quite so generous" Vol taire
said: "All the reasonings of men are
not worth one sentiment OF women"
Gladstone says: "Woman is the most
perfect when the most womanly." DIR.
Clark says: "Man Is not superior 10
woman, nor woman to man. The re-
lation OF the sexes Is one of equality,
not of better and worse, or OF higher
and lower. The Hottest ideal OF hui
manity demands that each shall be
perfect in its kind, and not be hindered
in its best work. The lily is not in
ferior TO the rose, nor the oak superior
TO the clover, yet the glory of the lily
Is one and the glory of the oak is an
other, and the use of the oak Is not the
use OF the clover" "Woman," says
another writer, "must be regarded as
woman, not as nondescript animal,
with greater OF less capacity for assim-
ilation TO man." Dr. Clark says again;
Educate a man for manhood, wom-
an for womanhood; both for human
ity." Roger Williams said: "Woman
is predestined, Is called, is justified. IL
gloried, and wears that golden chain
as well as the wisest and strongest of
mankind"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02

The girl who won't be won usually
remains one. - Washington Critic.
A bowling swell-Toothache. - Bur-
linqton Free Press.
Now the trout fisherman VIII begin
10 reel in his line and to reel OH his
lies. - Boston Post.
You can kill stream by damming
II, but you cant kill cat that way. =
Yonkers Statesman.
With regard 10 sparkling over the
front gate. good deal can DO said on
both sides. = Teras Siflings.
A man has just died from the effects
OF Kentucky whisky. he was not
Kentuckian. - Detroit Free Press.
Allegheny had Kindersymphonio
last night Does not this name kind
o. seem funnyp".- Pittsburgh Chronicle.
A Fall River bank Is called the Meta
comet. Many Of the Cincinnati 'depcs-
itarics look as II they had. too. PUCK.
Teacher John. give me sentence
containing the word contents" John
-.sThe contents of COW Is milk
Teacher.
Jack Goodfellow's small brother
Jack. Is there any past tense ofduep"
Jack (gloomy)-"Yes. due. ~ Harvard
Lampoon.
The Crown Princess of Germany
rarely smiles How different from the
Crown Prince Of Great Britain--B Boston
Transcript
A Pittsburg editor says: Husbands
are not made to order" Wen bet he
can't convince most wives they are not.
= Washington Critic.
.'You are jewel" said the gushing
young man to his girl; land I'm going
to have you set" And then he quietly
took her In his lap. Yonkcrs States
man.
What are the elements that will
save our countryp' asked an orator.
pleadingly; and man In the audience
responded: THE American element
for one. - Texas Syftngs.
He was base ball player. and he
asked a girl to marry hIm. ''Out on
first" she said. with a cold. reflective
smile. Don't fatter yourself" he
replied. as he picked himself up. Its
out on third. - Washington Critic.
The elder of the two: "Hor on.
boy Don't put no water in dem cans
to-day. Fill 'em up wild snow. OATS
de same color as de milk; an wc must
DO jes as homes as wo kin whenever
we git the chance. "-Harper Bazaar.
"All things como to those who wait"
Foreman Printing Room: The devils
fallen in the big press. an Is all chew
cd up" Local Editor: That's some
thing like. I've got just an inch space
left in the obituary column. lid
BITS.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02

Rosetta Washington, OF Louisville,
claims to be l2l years old. She says
her mother was half Indian and her
father native of Guinea.
A Charlotte Harbor, Fla, lady has a
small green frog with its home In the
calyx of a lily In her room. The little
fellow Is quite pet, and perches high
on the pistil of the flower TO receive his
dinner.
A woman's invention Is baby
wagon for the house, thoroughly pad
ded, In which the baby cannot be hurt.
even IL IL tips over. The wagon can
be turned into cradle and made into
a swing.
The wife Of the French President Is
said TO look not more than twenty
two years of age, although she is just
forty-two. Many women would like
10 understand her secret of youth.
The fact that she Is the best dressed
French-woman In France may be ex-
planatory.
Mrs. Robert Louis Stevenson Is now
In San Francisco, Cal, visiting her
daughter, Miss Isabel Strong. the
artist who recently returned from the
Sandwich Islands. Mrs. Stevenson is
making arrangements for cruise
with her husband In the South Seas.
She will probably charter the pleasure
yacht Aggie for. that purpose. The In
tention Of the Stevensons il TO visit
all the South Sea islands and Australia.
The novelist Il now In Georgia. but
win soon join his wife IN California.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02

When woman are extravaganza Il is
generally because they are igno-
rant of the uses OF money. Those
who never know how IL comes. who
have never learned that It represents
work either Of the head or the hands
cannot be expected to expend Judi
ciously. 81 wish dollars grew on trees
80 that we could pluck them as we do
fruit" said school girl. Having all
her wants amply provided for IL never
occurred TO her that money did not
come In natural way just ms apples
grow. She had never thought out the
process by which it was obtained. In
some wise way which men understood
but which women are not expected TO,
men went about their business and
money flowed In. Sometimes Il came
faster than ut other times, Just ~,
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02
FOR THE LADIES.
Some Gallant Sayings Extravaganza
NO More Birds in Bonnets Give
the Women a Chance, Etc.
Fxuffemus.

Nv leart beats. dear. with resrons I've thrill
Will you stand, alone Mith sorrow,
Worn Win the struggles OF yesterday.
Faint TOR n Q 10. es OF tomorrow!
But courage, dear heartl though life may
drop
Despoi ell o, the DIR ans II cherished.
The hopes o. its outn like tor III oltblown,
Its early ideals periihed
Though over It dreaiiest storms may sweep
And tho wind Of ate In madness
There Il al wayr sunshine hey ond the clouds.
And a rainbow 10 gid the ~ inessi
There's rosy flush OF Tbs rising dawn
nhWhi.e the moon. ess ouds are gray--
To the arIcss skies OF tie darknesL night
4 There cometh tae perfect day.
Never the plant p rfects It's fruit
It'll ths prunor has piled his suil-
There's a priceless drop from the altar OF
. rose,
That a thous,n roses distii--
Always the feet that scale the clear heights
Must tread over crags the slerpest-
Souls that attain 10 the purest joys
Must wreslle with woes the deepest
And thus would Tighten the way for YOU
And soothe the voice cs achingl
Alas for the wee thai "a fearless and hush ID
Wnnle the heart Is well niga breaking.
And. dear, though the miserere sob,
With its chords No YEARLY wailing.
And the beat Of our wounded hearts keep
time
To It's measurcs--falnt and falling
Yet the Gloria glad and the laudamus swell
And we shout Jubilate once morel
And the Victor's march but the prouder
rings
For the Dirge that walled beforel
Then courage, brave helrtl For the dawn
Is near
With It's widening ways for our chaInless
feet
And the voices OF Life shall be merry yet,
And the smile OF the Years shall be sweet.
baltimore american.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02
GENIUS AT WORK.
The Eccentric OF some OF the Famous
Mon OF the World.

The Eccentric OF some OF the Famous
Mon OF the World.
Voltaire had in his room sometimes
five desks at which he pursued differ
ent tasks.
The great romancer. Balsac. after a
frugal dinner at 6 or o'clock, was
called Mt midnight when he took cup
Of black coffee. or green. rather. and
extremely strong and worked till
noon.
Turgot never worked but when he
had dined heartily.
Pitt never ate but at his own table,
which was frugal; only when he had
some important affair to discuss he took
little port wine with spoonful OF
Peruvian bark.
Addison speaks OF an advocate who
would never plead case without hav-
ing his hand to the end OF thread
drawn tightly round one of his
thumbs all the time his speech last.
The wags said 1t was the thread of his
DISCOURSE
DIR. Shapman relates that a celebra-
ted advocate of London always applied
blister to his arm whenever he had an
important case to plead.
Girodet never loved to work during
the day. At night, when inspiration
came to him. he arose. lighted candles.
and, half muffled up. painted.
Michael Angelo did nearly the same.
but with asingle candle.
The historian. Mczeray. would work
only with candle. even at midday
and midsummer. He never failed to
wait on his visitors. even TO the street.
with candle in his hand.
Gretty. to animate himself when COM
posing breakfasted and took coffee. and
then applied himself day aud night to
his piano. 50
Bossuet worked in cold room. with
his head warmly enveioped.
II is said that Schiller. before COM
posing, put his feet in cold water.
Guido Reno painted with much pomp.
He dressed himself agnIficently. and
had his pupils attend him In silence
ranged about him.
Sarti. the musician. composed only
In darkness.
Michael Angelo. Leonardo da Vinci,
Titan. Rubens. passed from tho chisel
to the pen or the brush. The change
rested them from the preceding work;
and thus; during long life. they ac-
complished marvellous works.
Some persons can think only stand
ing. or la walking. the room with swift
strides. Some. like Monies quieu COM
pose in a post-chaise. One has need
OF complete isolation. profound calm;
another Of tho open air and the noise
of the crowd.
Button wrote In lace rufiics; Aloxan-
ander Dumas In his shirt-sleevcs
Milton composed his paradise Lost
in large armchair and his head
thrown back.
When Fox had eaten heartily no
would ratrc to his study. envelope his
head In napkin soaked In vinegar
and water. and work sometimes ten
hours In succession.
Jeremy Bentham jotted his ides on
little squares Of paper which he piled
upon each other, aud this little pile OF
papers stitched together were the first
form OF his manuscripts.
Napoleon had his particular mode Of
meditation and work. When no was
not In council he staid in his study.
talked to himself and sung or like q
child. cut the arms Of his chair; then
suddenly rousing up. would give the
plan o; monument to be erected. or
of ono Of the great military movements
which astonished the world
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-06-02

A good base ball pitcher, like . prstsel Il
noted for his twist-Htp York Journal
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12


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TOR rAlt-A LANCE fkltA lA hi14Ao
/ bos.se os spfias a. tor s. ga. nssa ESlas
dwelling h0u-s. GO isases 81. ~ s--s-d, Sa1 n
2 ssIe isIra "a sEsis toi -. 70 a. 90 sl.eL
Iscla lls. Lscysro hE<s over fUblc Liif3-s
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

CHERIFFS : SALF-By viltun OF 81 cyecn'lcn
= issued out o. Sad under fh sea- % the tirfi 30
Court of the county ~ EeEf in the state Of Mich
irsn. etfested on the lsf dsE ol Angus p -. ls-s
10 me. q irecfei fnd delivered, in favor 81 tre
Kent County SAVINGS Bank, plsiuuh, an
thereof then oi the lsai etefe Of ne Grand Rap
ias Brick and Tie Company. ETw4E C. Wsiklu-.
George N usvis Neal Mcmillan. Hcmaa =.
Moore HsTrs I ledysTd- A. NooTbis fsuNina.
Frederick r. Rice snd Henry + Baker. thn oe-
frudants therein named. have lcvie1 upoa snd
shall eNPosc fcr sale 81 public auciion of fcnnsc
20 the highesi biddcr. 81 the south fODt entrance
to The Circuit Coun roDs Conn Block. 80 cSiledl
IA the city of srsnd hanias tBzf be .ur the p'ece
0r holding She Circuit Sourt 81 ihc souulv
wherein sa a premise ore s''1aiec o. -aigrdsf
che f1fh dsFof Novem hfr. A u lsoS pr teuo cicls
in the forenoon OF sad ca. fhe following
described real esisfe lring AID being iu toe
county, ol kent aud -fstf az NIf "a lEan foii i0rt
~ vi. GammcEl ing a. Che gauiii-esst corner o.
fae Vesf half - as m norih west Q'srter ~ ci
section hunter eieEsn lil in township mnuhef
eight -. uorth ~ rsnrc number eleven ilt - q.
rlpu ~ thence north O. Rouge ffrrf 'tf1f ?
,o1fheriy sud r,si a.ong the sreiu 81 81 river
ia fhe ufcrsscir1 of fhe we-t Tine pi sI1 ssc 'n.
.rgr.ro fr.-fn fn che fr.fn f-ret cornf~ ft 500
a4sr.er s-.fi0- fhrrrr fsf 80 tnr rs'e ni tf-
ginning ronf Uiu- frra.f ares oi - = fr
fh. zane r-rre rr IesS 4T0fr INK the riEEt -
~ 5rtdel tr TIE Grsud Espias lf..li sus Raj
fa-f frrrranf ross saIf lanl. .rClUd.Eg engine.
i.l .ar aIIcE nlsrhiae storr. etc.. foze aff ai-1
erpartensnoes ard fnlaings thefeuuio tf-
Iat.s sepfa -lbr-f p issa
loe,. p RsHor sherF
Esf i r. f.awnfFs7 r.
TIOBgEr tuoef -senf
J. sfC s-ter-r~
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
TRAM TINE TABLEs.

q NAtltfr ~ fttrT 4 lHst|f
letfuIi f1pfe~e nss pafl0f go a. FefTuif wst.
tnc reci cof necfiorf TO- a. points las sTi1s -
IN New loft al lole d. nssf oss -
- sa "a &. t.la slf4It 81 kfFr
dr. f9futtt 80 rifi ffaIns o. rIt .t.f
afh 49, nftsfr nassn sfrsnisf q
&C. Q sHd o fau. CA berth seairrc g. fhs
o. t H 4 n iall~tf Ciff efioe sOnnoss .
and - fhs dclo
las. fkFFETlI. CIV Pa trrnts
Gro p LsFFE Tgaflc Manage. Caicsro
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
q Kemt-- Roonas.

10 EFNT-DEs EsIRABLE ROOM To RENT
| i1fe ,ul g. oi living DOins. With steam heat
also Ole front o.Gce run, one Ofthe besl iocH-
fsoas IN tee city. Enquire ~ room j.. Immen
r.1r. iI Mnlgoe-sf ~.
RTirElY FURNISHED ROOMS WITH BOARD.
~ a..o 1at boarl aL 80 Bceiwisk-st-
tos atNr-NlCE FURNISHED ROOMS. En-
T re a- p hritresf. third 100. rs
FeE Efgl -TN0 FLEAsANT FURNISHED
4 rooms with board minutes iIon Sweets
fle.ll. ia fnuu-st 70
g'0g 3 EST -fiaHT Rooms ~ HOUSE ISL
i Nslth F'oni-st. enquire GA premises 80
TgEN -H-D ROOMS 10 RENT = At =
Canal 81. Transient and pr1fss io1sl trade
solicited t1i a. on Is. Mrs. Risdeu. ~
fDG EENr-F RNlSfED ROOMS, STEAM
z heafe6, anc f1rn.shed ROOM TO- Dsht house
tesr ng Apply az room lo3, new Housema an
t.ofE. Dec. l5ti
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
AKE SHORE 4 MICHIGAN SOUTHERN.


train 10 Grsnd RAPID tar tilccan al
: 10 p n. ug there o. -
Through titkots 500 10 TfirciPa point in tne
Tinted eiRfes Mcrieo ana tSusos a. Nhiyn
Ticket Of3ce. .
~ Eson11 fcpO Ticket Avent
Gro " nrNsoN l.fy iiCket Ageu~
Taxing eEtCtNay ~ lSf
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

ffnv A ot-sv ca e1eer s1nnsF-
eF 49,
sssnrr1f cers -ur - fe~ff sHc 4 srf -
r-es.as 30 fr-rr Itst-ri. -f,sri1r esst rur -
fsT FrTv~ss 80 e-sef Es-stf krrre@ q snl
fr--e rss--f rlrr-- .-rar ir,-t -sss7s ~ ltstfr
rfa fr-r-rt f-asne Fsr-- ef~rf - So -
rl1r rae yaes konTsez enf - l1i9s
rfreas f+~~1 ~ Eerrae.ss
q n Ensesx g sd z A.. C1ic1rg
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
Water CoIoTFreScoeing.
superior in Oh. 70 point Of Durability a.
vel ss Beauty

nesifnt suc eslfmstes viil he furnished os a.
fiics1on. iy tbe undcns Eaet fof srllslic iutefia
cecoTstlnf ciHs I,ei ne ln price aue iesufr 81
iniFh s1if raa- rspuI 1en0fs iona ~ 80 uaf ~
tLt Tfrmancli wNier color Anu ksisurnirs
We gusrHutee to a. tfis sfilslr snd darsh.s
decorating ~ - g. produce beitsr Effects fur lhs
Sane amount O money thsi N wouid COS % dq
sc same frton with - aTef- e'tDff fhssp
lab0rxfe voTt anc ne weft is sslf Euts.ed ~
inf of 10 rs-f,nisb ths walls Nth tbs .sns o. az
CtfrI finish.
The esufnr ~ he rev snfrsuos " fowef
orers Eouse ssmpie q one Ciaos oi ths
wffk
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
TRAIN TINE TdBLES.

GRAND RAPIDS 4 INDlANA-IN EFFECT
" Scpl p, I5Ss
GONG N0ErF.
arrive Leave
Traverse Ci.y -. ...-- o. = fn
1rrverse Ciiy and Nackinaw- au = 81 m
70 tlu -nuaG -.-.. - in
F0 p ssfa kew snd hackl a. s. y m q "a
Segtnsu 4 pres - - "a - ~
saeinaw GxpYess runs through rolo-Jrsin
leaving at NJ has hair car ttaChet ior "a %
e~s Civ -if.3a q m tan hHk char car tor
Nsckinse-- 20 r tram hak sleeping car for
Petoskey and kscklusp tlty
SoiNS SOUTH.
For Cincinnati -issu
For , ort Wsyne and Exa 10 sam n can
FOr Ciuc uu All -. - ? m . o. ne
Trom Traverse city ....s--le - ? ~
T.15 train has pfrirr car fof Aiucinrsu
All trains daily except sunday
soc p N train has sleeping car TOT tincinnnA
hf0 = NJ train connects a. hslhmN1S tn he-
iroit and Canadian points. arriving 80 Desro41 a
l0.s3 pm
Nuske~on. Grand RspId~ = Indiana
Ieave- osS IN. .... -sulyc-i4 A. n
II 81 m. -.------. = = De-
A fimcuist IicEef Agent a. ccpoi. aeorEe W
Hunson. r mon T1rkci agent g Monroe
G. T. lockwood Gen. uess. ara 11ctd Agent .
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
a.i,fnfions anted-AIaic.

WANTED F. POSITION AZ FOHEHAN Is A
~ .uuter.ns camp where vie can serve a.
Ca1s. address Lum1crmsn. Telegram Herald.
-
EFrANTEu SITUATION By An ENPERI-
~ eurea .tenegrerher. Address x W, BOX 3.
esse Itll..arl- Herald SO
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
EN0rHtnn.

T,DhaDFrs NTFD-GOOD BOARD AND
N rrons r.1 20 roTfh-sre. -
EllrnI> GOOD BOARD ASD PLEASANT
~ r.u- t.ra .@e r1f n Ceullemen, an be hsd
~ reason ..... r1-e. f0S -rringxf -
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
- Renf--Roz,ses.


TO RENI-k NEW BRICK HOT 81 WITH ALL
/ moaern conven erccs furnace. etc, ia good
laeatol aad ceutral. fOT particulars call al IL
folwlcS-si.
VfCE5t TO RFhsT - GOOD FOR ONE
~ family or tvo. a,s1 q large furnished or
rrr-ie urG shed Io0n on ground NoOr. Apply u
Hie Cnmtug. north corner Bostwick-tt and
TOE RINT-I HAVE SEVERAL HOUSE TO
T regl af : to So per month. o. W Petit. Is
Tower block 81
ErUK tENT-LAEGE CONVENIENT HOJS T.
Wta Nar0 ald acres Of land on Wes-
ieofaF e. between rai'gOPt and Alpine ave.
Ieru pr year Iolt phone 35l. Harrison
Ms- r 9rS. -''u
For Rent BfSSness f'i"res.
fob RENT-A GOOD CELLAR OR BASE
went ~ s;Oring fluf snd vegetables. situ-
asei g Vest tu.ton-sf F0r tuIther Information
ca.i AZ lls West Fu.tou-.t 30
F-CR EENT- -OTE-HkLF CT TIE STORE
& 30. . CanalSt. Tor particulars enquire OF
a.. 4 AeEsin. lS4tf
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

V-ANrFp-TO RENT ROOMS WITH BOARD
" Nrflll.iy OF three, or s,lal house. ia Foau-
ta.nes leo. bis.ricG Address II. d.. BOX !,
1t.e -if1ral1. 27sti
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

snd bix spi8f iit a.
Frars, Nsnfsfes. iff rffor frifFi - ~
frsiv nsir fnrefi errsf1 rafff rrfeif
eaffrrsT SO ir sroeut H0Bast
~ rcUrf foe. bees 20 fiesfH oH (" - NeIii
ThruuF0 psflof ctr ~ thicsTo - - ~
ffsir SO fHtfs rIfrEf fof f'H t'ftfH-
sfrer-e enr ffrr lv"*n ffNtar
seaolsf o. 1nfffnsraiis s Ehf fEffess "a -
Throngh serr'ns csr 70 fhtesf on % ~ ~
frs.a -fsf.iau Tt.Fft oFoe s7 FoU 20 -
a EafrFETrr Ifsar Hsna1rf
Wtffrtr strrrT ~ lsfr Fsfs Agent
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12
LAKELY { JEN|SON,
Al South DivisOn-St.

We have a large numoer of Secondhand Psr0r and
Cook Stoves which guarantee perfect workers and
and all O. Il. Prices very low.
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

CHICAGO WET HICHlGAN TRAIN
arrive IL sno 0sgsu irola nion DePol
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

RAND RAPIDS 4 INDlANA-IN EFFECT
Scpt p. IsSs
tsrFNG NUETF
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-12

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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1888-02-23
SQUIBS.

There is man in st. Louis who is so
ugly that he dare not look at his own
watch for fear of stopping it.
"Are you superstitious Not very.
Why?" "Do you believe that it is a sign
of death when dog howls under your
window at night?' Yes; if l car find
my gun before the dog gets away"
Struggling Husband-You were always
fond or books, Minnie. What can I give
you for your birthday?
Innocent Dear-Give me 2 check book,
darling. Whenever I sign your name
shall think Of You.
If the cid price of coal will return
all will be forgiven and 40 questions
asked.
We have failed to discover any individ-
uslity about Chinese chirogra ply. All
their wash bills are written in the same
hand.
Teacher-Correct the sentence: s'The
liquor which the man bought was
drank"
Smart Boy-The man which bought the
liquor was drunk.
There is said to be man near Bur
iington, Kan, who is the father of eight
cen children, ten or fifteen of whom are
kept at work as farm hands and servant
girls for other people, and all the eccupa-
tioi. he has Is TO ride around on a pony
and collect the wages of their labor.