The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1888-05-05
A RACY COOK.
SointIilating with Sarcasm and Briln"n'
Truth.
Mem York Letter.


Chan. L HAS Malaria;" goes to Florida
Chap. II. "Overworked;" goes TO Europe
Chap. III. "Hls Rheumatism;" goes to Ems
Chap, ". Has q row with his Doctor.
Ihave read q deal of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the sar
casm contained in the above four chaptereu
book, written by some anonymous. sus,
pect the experience portrayed is personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you synopsis: -,
"Malariai as it states, sis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude of i'll feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to IN
vestigate. 1t is also cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure. When they cd
wise their patient to travel or that ne mas
overworked and needs rest and is probaoy
suffering from malaria, it is confession Oh
ignorance or of inability"
"The patient goes abroad. The changes
a tonic and for time he feels better. Comes
| home. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
| severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, lrrltar
biity, tired feelings, and general untitnesS
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks Of rheumatism which Illus
about his body regardless of all human
| feelings.
at is muscular-in his back. Articular
in his joints. InAammatory, my! how be
fears it will ny to his heart
"Now or he goes to tho springs. The
doctor sends him there, of courseSto get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands "a Al
That would hurt his business -
"Better for a few days. Returns. Al
| 1,ff .1rria ftx~cd
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; il
pale and flabby; has frequent chiDs ant
| feyers; everything about him seems to g
wrong; becomes suspicious; mus'ers VI
courage and demands to know what ID kill
ing him!
"Great heavenw he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance!"
| "Because, " said the doctor, 81 read your
fate five years ago. l thought bast TO keel
you ignorant of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too latel Hi'
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of hinf
The other day well known Wall Street
! banker said to me ait is really astonishing
| how prevalent bright's diseaseis becoming
| Two of my personal friends arc now dying
of it. But it is not incurable | am certain,
/ for my nephew was recently cured wher
his physicians said recovery was impossible
The case seems to me to be wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
sented his government in foreign country
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consu
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable wheI
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun
Eyes" said his father, ~ was very skep
teal, but since taking that remedy the boy
1 is we'll"
Happen to know what it was that cureC
the boy, for Gcnl. Christensen, of Drexel
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was tina
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cUre.'
! Well, l suspect the hero OF the book curet
himself by the same means.
can not close my notice better than b,
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as l have portrayed, do not put you
| trust in physicians to the exclusion Of 9th
/ err remedial agencies. They havcno monoI
oily over disease and personally know the
many of them would far prefer that the
! patients should go to Heaven direct frol
| their poWerless hands than that they shoul
/ be saved to earth by the use of any "E
authorized means"