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Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

This is city Of 10000 inhabitants
vita wealth GU All hands, plenty OK be-
nsvolsns homes AMI lady friends Ct the
nssiY. snd yss death enters household,
vhers dsssisution hss been starving a
poor racthsr and tvoyoupg children FOR
weeks. There Is room for reform
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Tners srs aumbsr 0f persons vho
nov want 20 oopcss the progress < the
Grand Rapids Street Railway Company
in its ne- hass in me Third ward There
srs always plenty q such in shis world
Progress . not their way in HE.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

WANTED -IssNKDIATELY A FIRST CLASS
w broom hsncle turaef, mu { nc nrst class
Apply u thubo 4 Perrin, Ba IT, Iich- 5
IMAATED-aAN To TAXI THE AGENCY
w ofonr SAFES, size 2ellSxis iachsS. weight
5ol lbs retail price tS5 other szex IA pf0por ION
A rare chance - cfeaie q permauent business a.
home. These sales meet a demand nexer before
supplied by ether safe companies. not
governed By tke safe Pool Alpine Sale Co. cin-
ciurAfi ohio. febz5
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
Water Color Decorating.

Designs and oztlBisles Vii he furnished on kp-
psicstlon by the undersigned fog artistic interior
Decorating, coEa 1sosfue Ia price and beauty OF
nuish with " WaH-l&fef Decoration, ~ tae use tl
tie permanent Naitr .color Anti ksissn1lne
We Eu&ranlec ~ do fIs artistic and durable
decorating 80 pfoa~oe better efecls lof the
s1sss allolant OF snoney that u would COS 10 do
the sSne FooB siIh val paper, e4heT IA cheap
or elaborate Worf snd tie work i gukTauteSd %
he permanent aad that Il VIII never EcQuire TAX
ing % 70 re-fnsh the walls with the same OF any
other nnkn
The ceiling OF The ne~ entrance 10 Powers
work
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

TIE fe-t shal Spesksr CAaIrsLE =
rc,sx Sssfa 10 spsak ca lhs farf sr=s-
tsus. s1orss .fst te's srcsfie cf reerla
kuezs where ~ Il is reedsf
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Tie tuuersl reform movement has
srvesd bc Csvelsnd. vns-e. sccor3Ing t0
tie Fisssburv Dispafch. quite a number
r. rsople obiscf % dyinS for the sake %
slioxiag the funeral directors TO charge
dollar pair for ten- csat cotton gloves.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
To Consumptiyes.

rss wfEfE EFs7 HE73FfsoS PEfTF o.
I1Nk ser SafA F1f <.cnsu ~ r,s SEA eEe.k
f.znzs. q fen8as. a hzse4 F<ycgsfehsffs srsf
f<Derx Del 81 = g. aek8oz ie6Te1 er<c fe
FesesT IS IT friee Al sid - 80 bossie
~ SCH EsTeR 4 CO cts.nsss-.
- rsa WHsn S. N~w verk
80 bs s,xazx 81 s>s6 lor &cassx.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

WANTED - BY MARRIED MAN WHO
" spesks Fngli-h. terman aud Holland,
situation as for walker or porter. best OF refer
enees Adde'S III. bew, u Psckard-sL 3
luANTED-sITUATION BY A MlDDLE-ACED
w acniicn All OF experience as engineer. FIRE
nsn, conci ma or night waichinau. best o. ref
eIeaces furnisi Ell Address l.. L. p, Box Q. this
Office. >
WANTED by A YOUNG NAN ATTENDING
W college situation IN store until 2 n IN. aud
ailer 4 p H., 5ewelfy nr dry foods pref rfed.
Best OF references address J. ., Box ;, Telegram
Herald. 6
gITUATsON WANTED - By A YOUNG MAN
- Is coscafEan, good character and xperience
lLQGife - hotro s., upstairs.
w ANTED - POSITION As CLERK BY A
w young man o. experience, lrocery or
ewelry preferred. lest OF references Adcress
koon %, No ~ south Dig.sion-st.
WAETED- SITUATION AS WOOD TURNER.
w can furnish the best or references, with 20
years experience. Address q. o. W., Commercial
House, Gnskegon, Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
60ff,GS--IEQfifed.

WANTED TEN GOOD LADY AGENTS,
w good salary paid. Call al once Ladies
arior, room 2. Pierce clock. 6
~ ,fANTkD-PHREE G3oD CANvAs8ERS TO
" work in kslsma 200 and Barry Counties
Call between II and al i34 Vest Fulton st. 3
(ANNAsSKRS CAN CLEAR FROM so TO T.
v per week selling q novelty, manufactured by
Colestock & Seymour, 81 Pear 81 ultf
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Second Ward Collectors Notice.

Second WARD COLLECTOR Notice-
Notice is hereby giveB thst the Office OF The
Collector for tie Second Ward viii be held sf No.
ward is now in the hapds Of the uud arsigne iof
collection and that he viii attend ~ be xsi1 ossle
Until and in Guiding the leh day Of JspraTy, after
the first publcst ion of this uctioe from clock
8. n. until clock p for the purpose Of re
ceving tare-.
Dated Grand Rapids. Dec J. 1851
d J. D0ORNINE.
Collector Second Nard
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
Holn If0ufcd--Fe1nnfe.
SifMatlons Wanted--Matc.

w ANTED-A COMPETENT GIRL FOR GIN
" ersl houSewoIk IN snail family. AIpy
Ars- Geo. II. seymour l53 Paris ave. :
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Don't hawk. and blow. and spit. but use
DR.. Ssge's Catsrrh Remedy.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
IT!IIT!T!T!I!I!T!
III / / / | / I / / ! il i il 1
= 10 20 - So 90 a. &c f.3e
81 .5 Ks 50 40 SO IS 90 zee
sc 50 80 40 90 gG SO Z 30
s - a. SO IS IS SO Ice s 90
Q 80 as IS 40 IS Lee lie SIS


4 OST -- AN FIX BADGE. DESIGN CiRtlE
L. y ilh ek Ae@1 ia oeasre VIA garnet eFes-
] nsdsr viii seiaru - brldgs stsess HOUSE taF2
via * reward &. B
4 0ST--s<oICu TERRIER. TAIL AND EARs
L. s1Ert. WITH collar Goes ths neEoS =
GseyeF. II North frunt-st. If
I OST - aS A0Ek0ESf OK gEFfFRsoN
II ase.. par of EslG tosec sfeftAcles Ia
leather cese tinaeg a,esse nosi,y Nfs AersHt
~ :. fr0Psttsi aad e .eise ieefsl rev ard s--tf
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
WANT ADVERTISEMENTS.

Ths kszrbsx af fkEss N Aky 81 sss<tsemseAs
e<s b< fousd 81 dividing the xanscer -
werssx ~ sesesl Asy p>rtsf ikss osastss
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Situations Wdnted-FeB,dlc.
yVANTED-A SITUATION AS HOUsEMAID
" Ly al English lady lately from Canada A j.
rly nj .s3 Madison aye ~
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

oaee, - wess<nn Ave. Ni4sr Eio.k fns
TElEez<s- EKzALs delivered every UornAns a.
: 8essck.
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
B0Gr{fn0.
Eor Keflt--R00ills.

DOARDING-GOOD Room AND BOARD CA
ID be scared at lei North Division-st. 355I
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

UTASTEb = xVKgTB0pY TO KNOW THAT
w a. =. DceleI, af N south Division. hAs re
yed 10 No i5i A0hses-st kss fli line Of
Piano orgxas sewing Machines. small Music .
insgfusAe1t,, etc
II n PARRY, IL fHE REAR or "a SOUTH
L. Division a. VII furnish al kieds al build
lng stone AZ reasonable ratfS also h1lclOck luna
Der ioE al klnas u bullolex purpases 5
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

Fashion Is sexie and changes sae goes
cat Of sals iazt ssoaE - ofls1- So~ i .
h1E fs~ years sl8ee. yea oa Sss fs~xs
dsy. yoa soald ses haaaEses q goSas Lasn
cut nsklsg calls % thsir sAly frssnds
-ODs1 hoass' Ess 4 coaias0a tAtns There
kfssin..iy krss objeetion - his ssft q
thiug Coffee sas ssrrst isstsad o. sins
s1L there remained o1.set.Da- EssFyredy
wiEAo1t rsfsrsnce . so.ial discfiaaia4tlcn
took sdxanisss 81 TIE "ops1 hoase- u
sss a s4lz day t0r - az cutsice o, tne pale
Of the exc uslre seelal circle. - iesa "a
1alnla4b. pfaetlce wnicn con1pslisd tAess
sas tbfe~ laeir doors opee ca tie nfst
asv 81 t8s yea - sussrlaln fom. Aack And
HaFFy xf4a8a.4y xrss feQulsITe, znd n0s
TIE oi1 caslOm seems 20 Us n91cfsd oaly
Ia sae breach.
lt = jusf - vel 70 abandon the public
receptions GA Ss< Years. Holidays are
u9s welcomed - the majority Of persors
a. "a oecssioa wssh one e4n e0j0y a d4y
q qaiss zEd uninterrupted rest 10 ones
own home Aid - this the iAuily rean-
l9ns and ihe sAterisIaiaent Of yoGr fTieocs
ia a modest infssmsl Nay sI the family
nre-i1e, - not Nss Year more ssnsl5ly
Fpsnli The decisae of the 08ea house and
- consequent a. Uses must oe welcome
one even - tle mCs- aspiring sOcisty.
havs beard much comment on the naa-
nsF IN which The Police Department seek 10
discover violations OF the liquor Laws.
These comments have not come from peo-
PIE IN the saloon business. either. Many
eiuzsna, good citizens, consider the plan ot
sending oct policsmsn in citlLens clothes
10 keep an espionage on ss.ooas as SONG
thing hardly compatible with the enforce
msnt 0I elsil laS. Ia case or war or tie
commission OF crime the employment o.
spies AID detectives Is sminentiy proper. 10
i not uHdisEilsd, 10 say ths least, 10 send
= policeman - a saloon kespsrs premises 10
Try aud urge him 70 sell liquor
after hours Do such tactics
e4lcn him on the square in the act OF
yi0lsting TIE isH. Would IL no. De better
10 aura TIE tide Of police Investigation 10
the suppression of crime aud criminals
Instead OF keeping policemen about in dis
guise 10 catch a saloon open. why not have
them discover some OF the safe crackers
Who have been plying their vocation IN
this city OF late, entirely free from moles,a-
lion and police interference. II something
were accomplished il this direction bust
ness men would feel more Eecure aud have
more confidence IN the vigilance and
efficiency OK the police toice,
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
For Rcytf-- Business Places.

InOR KENT-TBE PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY
r nov occupied by Mr.. }. G. Bsrroas CO.. west
Bridge 4 Fro1l-si- The tel lorst,oo tn the City
Also roonis in The block. ;. s. Ball. AZ = No T. &
Is Wsferioor 3tf4f
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04
no RENT CHEAP-Two NICELY FURNISH.
l ed rooms. Apply ~ A. n. Cosleye-sve, city

CeR RENT-TwO SUITES OF SEWN ROOMS
4 in the rev paiatine block, with all modern
u vssliences. Including the patent Aidine Heat
ing Crate. Also ten enAert OF sfx rooms corner
shawEut1ase. aud E7inicr-st. Also rooms torrent.
fuFsshed q or unfurnished- Inquire Of II. W. Bar
sHard, - Azisu-st.e ecsrrcr & Nt NernonSd 3s9tf
Telegram-herald., 1888-01-04

These shoes are made of very fine kid,
are beautiful in style, perfect in fit, very
durable, warranted In every way. and are
in all respects useful as we'll as ornamental.
You can buy pair OF these shoes for $500,
and dealers acknowledge they cannot dupli
cate them at less than $500 or $50.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Old Age.

A medical man compares an old man
to an old wagon; with light loading
and careful usage it will last for years.
but one heavy load or sudden strain
will break it and ruin it for ever.
Many people reach the age of fifty OF
sixty or seventy. measurably free from
most of the pains and infirmities of
age, cherry in heart and sound in
health, ripe in wisdom and experience.
with sympathies mellowed by age. and
with reasonable prospects and oppor-
tunities for continued usefulness in the
world for a considerable time. Let
such persons be thankful, but let them
also be careful. An old constitution is
like an old bone, broken with ease.
mended with difficulty. A young tree
bends to the gale, an old one snaps
and falls before the blast. A single
hard lift, an hour of heating work, an
evening of exposure to rain or Damp a
severe chill. an excess of food, the
usual indulgence of an appetite or pas
sion. sudden fit of anger, an improper
dose of medicine. any of these or similar
things may cut off a valuable life in an
hour. and leave the fair hopes of use
fulness and enjoyment but a shapeless
wreck. Scottish american.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
CURIOUS WILLS.

Freaks of Whimsical Testators in
Disposing of Their Earthly
Goods.
A batch of curious wills have been
resurrected by writer for GsseWs
Magazine. One lawyer said: "How
is thisP You leave all to stranger
when you have relatives. nephew
- my nephew is a good-for-
nothing spendthrift, not worth ha'-
penny" 20 DEAR no; since you last
saw him, two years ago. he has made
large fortune" "Dear me, that is
quite another thing. In this case make
him absolutely my heir" John Reed.
the gas-lighter of the Walnut Street
theater in Philadelphia, willed that his
head be taken from his body and the
skull be duly prepared and employed
to represent Y bricks in the play of
"Hamlet." DR.. Ellerby, of London
wiled his heart to one friend. his
lungs to another, and his brains to a
third, with orders that they should be
preserved properly, and ordered that if
either were unfaithful to the trust he
would come back and torment the I'M
faithful one. The legacies were re-
fused, nevertheless. A man named
Furstone left $35 900 for any man
legitimately bearing the name of Fur.
stone who would find and marry fe-
male Furstone. A Scotchman left to each
of his daughters her weight in $5 bank
notes. One got $3.50, coo and the other
$780, 900. A New York man is said to
have willed that his seventy-one pairs
of trousers should be sold at auction
for the benefit of the poor. and that
they should in no way be meddled with
or examined before the sale. and that
no person should be allowed to buy
more than one pair. The seventy.one
pairs, it is said, were duly sold to
seventy -one different purchasers. and
each found 81, 900 in the pockets Of his
purchase. A woman, anxious to give her
servant her clothing. jewelry. and other
little articles, called them her ''psr-
sonalty' in her will, and the servant
came in for $50, 900 cash.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16

at the same time. There is no line 81
safety but in the entire abandonment
of Bum. He may keep his head
above water for few years, but the
inevitable end will as surely come.
Viewing these facts. is there not per-
tinency In the claim that it is the high.
est duty of man to save his brother
man from himself? TIL IS insidious
devil of Rum. when he once gcts his
claws fastened upon a victim. never
loosens his hold till he has him al
the mouth of the pit of hell So long
as Rum can be had, men will be weak
enough and foolish enough to drink it.
There is but one way to save human
ity. and that is by rendering it impos.
sible to obtain it. And there is but one
way to accomplish this most desirable
result-by Prohibition. Thus only can
we save our fellow-men from Rum,
and
Pulverizs the Ram Po,oer.-Toledo
RL1de
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
The Preacher Loved a Horse.


The old-fashioned clergyman in old
times used to be very good judges OF
horsefiesh. They had to be, for they
did most of their travelling on horse
back. The story goes of noted cir
cult preacher in Southern New Hamp-
shire that he once gave most unex-
pected testimony to his keenncss as a
critic and judge. 1t was still Sunday
in midsummer. Every window in the
church was wide open. The air seemed
hardly to move. The buzzing of the
loousts in the field came in from affair,
and accompanying was the scent OF the
pines from the grove near the sacred
edilice. Not far distant was a wooden
bridge. The preacher had just COM
pleted the treatment of the fifteenth
ahead of the discourse, and was paus-
ing for an instant ON the verge of six
teenthly. Just then was heard the
clear. quick, measured football of a
trottng horse passing over the bridge.
The pastor paused and looked at his
congregation; the congregation looked
at the pastor Then said the pastor, in
tone of confident judgment, and with
touch of certainty of general agree
ment in his tone:
mighty even trotting best that! Six
teenthly, my hearers" and the sermon
was continued. Boston Transcript.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
A Cool Procedure.

On one of the recent muddy days in
Boston as horse-car was passing. Q
lady at a street corner beckoned to the
driver. and the car was stopped at the
crossing. The lady stepped on board.
and the conductor opened the car door
for her to enter. Imagine his surprise
when the lady informed him that she
did not want to ride; that the crossing
was very muddy, and that she wanted
to step across using the car platform az
a bridge to the other side of the street,
The veteran driver says that in all his
many years. experience he has never
had anything SO completely upset biz
equilibrium Boston 4rayeler
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Taking Things for Granted.

Three states-Kentucky, Tennessee
and Alabama-which lie in row be-
tween the Ohio river and the Gulf of
Mexico, have all within few years
had their public funds seriously de-
pleted by defaulting treasurers. KEN
lucky. the latest victim. is suffering
now for the second time. In every
case the loss has accrued through the
bad habit which those whose duty it is
to be vigilant very often have of taking
it for granted that everything is ell
right The average bank director mo-
toriously belongs to this class.
1t is fair to assume that James w.
Tate, the Kentucky treasurer, would
not have gone wrong at all If he had
been held to thorough accounting at
the end of each of the terms of office
to which he was elected. He served
continuously for twenty. years. and
learning how imperfectly the interests
OF the state were guarded saw what u
dishonest man might do without de-
lection. Therefore when the moment
of temptation came he yielded 1t is
thought that things have been going
wrong in his Office for the last ten
years. Even when, some time ago.
rumors 10 that effect were rife the log
islature was kept from making an in-
curry by the usual influences.
The moral is that where the custody
and handling of money held in trust
are concerned accountings should DO
regularly had, with due frequency, on
the principle that every man is dishon-
est until proved innocent.-Ne'0 York
World
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Who is Never Crazy?

There are many firm believers in the
theory that most people are crazy at
times, and facts seem TO support their
belief. The following from a source
unknown to the writer, will likely re-
mind nNmber OF our readers of some
incident lin their experience, which at
the time of its occurrence seemed to
them most unaccountable:
...A-wise man will step backward off
q porch or into mud puddle, a great
philosopher will hunt for the specks
that are in his hand or on his forehead,
q hunter will sometimes shoot himself
OF his dog. A working-girl had been
feeding great clothing knife for ten
years. One day she watched the knife
come down slowly upon her hand. Too
late she woke up out of her stupor with
one head gone. For few seconds her
mind had failed, and she sat by her
machine temporary lunatic, and had
watched the knife approach her own
hand. A distinguished professor was
teaching near a canal. Walking along
one evening in Summer he walked as
deliberately into the canal as he had
been walking along the path second
before. He was brought to his senses
by the water and mud and the absurd
ity of the situation. He had on new
suit of clothes and new silk hat but
though the damage was thus great, he
still laughs over the adventure. Our
mail collectors find in the iron boxes all
sorts of papers and articles which have
been put in by some hand from whose
motions the mind has become detached
for a second. A glove. pair of spec
tacles, q deed, mortgage, a theatre
ticket goes in. and on goes the per-
son, holding on to the regular letter
which should have been deposited.
This is called absent -mindedness. but
is brief lunacy. Scientific Ameri-
can.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Was This a Pirates Hoard?

We are informed that one of the
Southport pilots has recently found
quite number of old Spanish coins on
Bald Head. which have been exposed by
the blowing of the sand from them
during the heavy winds of the past
winter One of these coins bears the
date of 1713, and others have been found
of about the same date. They are bad
ly corroded, so that in many instances
the date and other inscriptions upon
them are hardly decipherable. The
questions now arise: How came they
thereP Who placed them thereP and
when were they buried thore?- WASH
ingto,s en- CO. Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Two Chances Left,

Aspiring Youth have called, sir,
to ask your advice. am very anxious
to become an editor, but don't know
whether I'm fitted for it or nst.A
Able Editor-Like to write, ell?
''Well, no, l hate writing"
"Humph! Well posted in politics,
perhaps9"
Never cared anything for poll
tics"
pretty well read on any subjecte"
mo. 1 don't know much about any
thing; don't like reading"
where have you lived all your
lifeg''
sin New York city,
'How did you pass your time
thereP'
"Painting the town red.
"Well don't believe you II do Iof
anything unless it is running an agri-
cultural paper or Il religious weekly"
Omaha World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Identified at Once.

"Was there nothing on the person
If the deceased to ind cate where he
.ame from?" inquired the Coroner.
There was an envelope addressed to
J. Hawkins and postmarked Hopkins
Vile. The name of the State was illeg-
ble," replied the witness.
Nothing elsep" said the Coroner.
Nothing. All we found in his peck
its was that envelope and a quart
Task
Gentlemen" interrupted the Coro-
Ter. with decision, 1.-THE name of the
deceased was Hawkins, and his home
vas Hopinsv.lle. Ky. Chicago 1itb-
me
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Only One Place Open.

Omaha Man-Liye in New York. ehp
suppose you had pretty tough time
during the blizzard.
New York Man-For two days there
wasn't a store in my block open.
Snow was piled up ten and twenty
feet in front of the doors. l sleep in
my place of business and might have
starved if my customers had not dug
their way to the door.
''Your customers?"
Eyes they got shovels and drove a
tunnel to the front entrance before l
got up"
"Well, that was kind. By the way.
what business are you in?''
~ keep 8 saloon. Omaha World
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-16
Mastodon Remains in Florida.

MaStOdOn Remains IN FlOr1Qa.
Ichtueknee River which empties
into the Suwanee few miles from
Lake City, is becoming famous for the
quantity of mastodon bones buried be-
meath its waters. In no other spot
on the globe are they as numerous.
Not fewer than six skeletons have
been found within the short space OF
two miles. One specimen, nearly COM
plete, is pronounced by DR.. Koot to be
the largest ever discovered in The
world. The doctor is taking steps to
have it properly mounted and has pur-
chased small area of land in the
vicinity of the State Agricultural Col
lege, where building with ceiling of
sufficient altitude to admit the monster
in standing position will be erected.
The doctor has men engaged in prob
ing. the bottom of the stream with
sharp iron rods with view to making
other antediluvian discoveries. Sd
vannGh Ne0s.