Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
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4 wau Stress MagRate Reads Copy Of the
Eagle and Sums Up.

\ " Al stress AagEate Reads copy OF the
Eagle and SUMS Up.
Nr Hardy Solomon sent copy of the
EAGLE 70 New York capitalist who
wanted 70 know something about Wichita
The gentleman Acknowledges the receipt
of the same in a letter which not only
proves that he read every line OF the
paper including adyertisements-for he
failed TO find the red haired girl and white
horse-but which embraces some observa-
lions and conclusions that must prove
apples of gold in pictures OF silver to
our College Hill readers, which IS our ex-
cuse for printing it. For obvious reasons
we withhold the gentleman's name, not
withstanding his free use Of ours. He Is
assured, however, that he IS the stamp Of
citizen that sizes right up IN this COM
muuity; and further that if money is any
object TO him, the quicker he invests
a million dollars in Wichita the
quicker will he have two million.
These open breezy prairies are provocative
Of a higher and swifter civilization, and IN
the time that a New York or New Jersey
municipality would be granting fran
chise and constructing a new street, Nlch-
tia has sprung from a virgin soil into a full
vigorous metropolitan life. with ten rail-
ways. lighted by electricity and SIX uni
versities and colleges. served by sixty miles
of street railway and thirty churches, and
the faith aad energy of whose people are
expended in ornamenting their grave yard
only when other sources Of enterprise have
failed OF hundred per cent dividend. The
Queen Of Sheba saw much that astonished
:. hrrr rfL Of teafT n
and much shekeIs \ bigger sensation
awaits you and your friend, the price for
which will be left for your own adjust
menu. While we are, as a people, too busy
and entirely classical for the use OF slang,
If our board of trade don't slip their
wind, we miss our guess II you don't
find more than one Jim Dandy before you
have found the house OF your friend Solo
mon. Then come to
The city Of wind and sand and brains,
The Peerless Princess OF the Plains
New YORK, 80 PINE STREET. Dec. Il. 1S.S.
FRIEND ooLoNON-The copy OF the wichita
Daily EAGLE OF the yth Its5 you so 50 kindly sent
pleas q 10 note that the residents OF College Hill
have formed q B. < ;. cub q presume b. & ;
stands for brandy aud soda - you have 70 take II
on the sly IN kansas, but was moved TO tears Wheu
read that the city council were about 10 move me
have the said T. . ; in darkness which no tJuot
explains the Clfl Item regarding THIS CluD- Neee-
b. meetings III De held the IT. + church The
IiEhI OF church viii dOub less be good 4ubstI
Cute 20r the light barred By he council some
what In doubt ny feelings when discovered
that Mrs. VIII {. leaves tomorrow 70 visit Mr.. Cs
relatives in Illinois. Sas Mrs. c. designs on bee
utJther-ia-law: The EAGLE should not leave it,
readers speculate and feel sorry for Mr. G. mother
when IN fact the harmless Cou ms and mature aunt
intended.
For snap and get up and dust the EAGLE can
knock cur New York papers higheru kite.
I couldn't rest after I went throus9 the ar
tic.e entitled a New Era for Wlch u" and A
Boom That : Boom" &C., and l want to SEE
the place also want TO see the ma who can
calmly look forward to the settlement u the T-rrl
tory and every other important question outs de OF
W CLita and De satisfied that he can I'LL his news
pane with % " CuIta. home, heaven and lmmur-
u. -" and keep up tie subscription list. can
unl -rsraut now way J. alSas = prohibition state
10 take aHl>ay and the LAGLE at the sane time
wound keep "a a deiir.um. It wouit De TOO
uUyl tor me, UuL. j suls no hog. One thing
mis- 3. the advert So lent Tor red haired glrI 70
riIe white d re and aGveruise liy pills. Inc al.
department should attend 10 This.
Nonsense aside. / u uH the EAGI a great pa-er
ami EDITOR Aurtcca I-C be - lin. dandy. wall
visit Wichita shortly an will &c glad 70 lnves Izate
for inv ~Incur for Ins self and friends. VIII most
likely 20 70 C5-u abs with your cd friend ex-el-
a-"r Patt rso4 and We VIII probably 20 together 10
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