New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-05
THE talk or THE DAY.

! A temperance man II said 10 be writing play, IN
(which ali the villains viii appear on the stage IN
state Of mellow lnebricty. He will probably cali n .
mellow drama
| stirring scrmon-Mrs. Blnhs.-You DID noby a.
sermon vo listened s,ontlyciy 70 every %ed mo
Mr.. BllDks-Bos! sermon ever head. Glorious
The way he pitched me rich men lke Minis sad
Record.
The clergymen Of Camden, N. J., who make bust
ness Of marrying all corners, and who have hac knen
tout for them, are not exactly On ornament 10 tbs
profession. But they may at least claim the virtue
Of doing their work. such as II is. with remarkable
CELEBRITY some Of them can point TO record Of ten
knots an hour. and many vessels in thu American
Navy can do no more than that
Want Of TacL-yanine ard Alphonss wsis chat
ting merrily about the coming nDptIak
Now entertaining that cottage si Dion ny dear.
the silver Of your mother 10 90 on ne mahogany
IN IIfys own does not mention mes trohe In
Al, wait I'll get through and 81. paiied bin,
donkey to take me 10 the village, and--S but Al
phonsa had left the room-(Timc
"Thc Medical Record has an article on "The In
juries of Football Players which IS very timely Just
at present In such essentially rough game a.
football # might be well to have competent surgeon
present at the game 10 attend 10 injuries whcb are
likely to become serious II neglected
The Holy Land will shortly % startled with tho
cry all aboard for Jerusalem,' and the vulgar llt'is
boys OF samdrd VIII come and drop iozcnses hvs
little boys DO In wicked America (DraSe's Magazine
The authorities of Vanderbilt University are con
sldering tho propriety Of admitting women 70 Tie
privileges Of the university.
Drawing the Une-Landlaiy trying to start ths
eonyorsanonlIAre you fond OF le antique Nj SIM
New York Weekly.
when passenger boards or leaves horsecar IA
Germany tho conductor touches his bat and says
Good day. And II the passenger gives him a
up' Of cent he looks happy for the rest OF Tie
trip.
Crushing a calt-A stout elderly lady was hans
but ungalllui dude who sat such8g The head Of his
cane \ sudden lurch Of the car nung the lady upoa
say. dash il, don't you know exclaimed 80
It's not the first time i've made csIFs foot jeliy-
retortcd tbs woman. severely, az ne vanished ana $40
prepared 10 st dcwn.-tshoe and Leather Reporter.
Scents, wotrl 80 havei' is the only saloon aues-
ton worth considering, according to Frank LAWYER. Of
Chicago.
Curlonsy enough, the first ratt built by Mr. teary,
and which resulted dlsastrousy 10 ~ protector as
financial venture, proved an Invaluable aid :?
Nantucket during the Severe storms Of last December
and since then almost up TO the present lime hes,
logs have been met by vessels and their exact position
noted and forwarded TO The photographs oace a.
Washington. All these reports have been carefully
cOll1ted and compared and the result i tlat tbs
central office furnish mariners With chart
showing the courses OF various Dream currents that
could have been obtained In no other way. lnlc d,
each log IN Mr. Leary's raft became a special ues-
srnger ~ he Office doing the same work on gigantic
scale on which The Government Of MS anu ,ihor
countries have been engaged with floating boules.--
Q;Oston Transcript
Another idol shattered. a physician IN Tbs
American Magazine says that the practice OF bgnnng
breakfast with oatmeal has caused NOR dyspepsia
than any oher single habit that he reals. IN
places Pee says, layer Of 50 ch pasty clr3nnaeeons
food asainst membrane that + already torpid enough
and needs sharp stimulus OF fruit or douche Of watef
TO start gastric secreions instead Of clogg ng mass
Ike the meal that all day long works III until It ia
gotten I'd or
What ways -" Mamma"
"Wcll NY doarl'
"Whaf awinlly queer ways these Western folks DO
have, don't thcyl have been reading an arce II
Tho stock Breeders Gazette that papa bought
home ard IL SAYS that should have their corn led
to them in the ear ."-(Drlle's MAGAZINE
"Harpcrs Weekly says that the Muswump i
going to stay. The trouble with the Mugwump Is
that he doesn't know where TO go; and he hates
10 stay.
Cause OF Delay. -winks-Been keeping yourself
mighty scarce since the election, Jinks. Guess YOU
remember you to wheel me i've squares IL
JlnEs~Noo, I haven't forgotten It. but cnns
find rope.
Roper
"Yes / always do my wheeling on tight rope
"Ohl Well, never mind about the bet You
needn't pay. Ropes are expensive lPhiladeipmA
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