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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
The T.inle.KiIn CInh.

my attenshun, said Brother Gard
ner, as he carefully pulled down his
vest, "has bin directed to de fOllerin'
item in a Chicago paper:
% SKIPPED - The Treasurer of the
celebrated Lime-Ililn Club at Detroit
has changed his postal address to Can
ada. He took over $1,000 with him,
and it is said the club is badly broken
up. Let us have some philosophy from
Brother Gardner on the subject Of Off
cial honesty"
"How dat report go abroad doan
know" continued the old man, "but it
was made outer hull cloth, as we alG
know. Oar sots our respected Treas
urer in his usual seat, an de funds of
de club ar safe in bank. Human fore
sight an human hindsight hev DER
weak pints, an de day may possibly
come when some SIGH item may be true
IN part. 1 may take de liberty Of
briefly ezplainin' to de meetin' fur de
benefit of any suspishus member, de
mOdlLs OperaIldi on which de fnanshul
system of dis club am conducted.
"Fustly-All de moneys received fur
dues, payment of fines, etc, ar counted
three times ober by de three members
of de Finance Committee. By dat
time de figures are k'rect, an all de
bogus pieces sorted ont to de furrein
heather. De sum ar entered on three
separate cash books, an each member
must check up de entry made by de
Odder.
Secondly-De cash ar den passed
ober to Sir Isaac Walp0le, Waydown
BeJee, Elder SpOoner, an myself We
recount it an enter it on four mo- cash
/ books.
"Thirdly-It den goes to de Treas
urer, who counts it again, makes an
Odder entry, an de five of US purceed
to de bank an deposit it. On de way
down we keep a clus watch on each
odder.
"FoGrthIy-Not a cent kin be drawed
/ frum de bank widOut 1 issue de check
/ an TO Odder pussOns sign it.
"Eifthly-When de Treasurer Of dis
club so fur forgits
| 1000 of our money an cross de ribber
/ it viii be a cold day-c5Ld huff fur two
undershirts. 1t can't be dun, chen ii
/ he wanted to git his name up an run
! fur some fat offs
! "SiXthly-As to any remarks on de
/ subjick of oflishus dishonesty, our
| feelin's ar purity generally known. It
/ ar mighty few who could git oils If
/ dey wanted it. Candidates fur fat
| Offices, in desc days. ar selected by
| brewers, saloOnists, gamblers, rail-
| roads, and odder rings. Each ring
wants a man it kin handle. Zach ring
| gifts dar. De fitness Of a candydate as
/ TO honesty has no bearin' on de case. II
! he dOan' turn out a thief or an en-
bezzler befo' his term ar mp all people
ar surprised. If he does turn ont, de
| public holds its BRET to find out how
many others ar guilty as we'll, fur it
understands dat he has not profted
alone. When de honest men of dis
| kentry riz up an insist wild der ballots,
dat only respectable men shall hold
offs, de great highway to Canada VIII
be grass-grOwn. Detroit Free Press.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

/ composed those lines amid the strokes
I OF the churu, the feeding of the chick
ems, and the cooking Of boiled dinners,
and had intended to 60 down through
succeeding ages and weather the del
uge of oblivion IN that ark. She was
perfectly overwhelmed with grief. but
finally recovered sufficiently to demand
81, 600 for her poetry-left in my care
and lost by carlessness, she said. She
finally sued us; I could not testify h
the value or wOrthlessness of the man
uscript, never having been able to read
it. and finally compromised by paving
her $780, and my attorney 500 for get
ting me out OF the scrape."
"The worst volunteer contributor I
ever had to encounter" said another,
was a poeteaI reformer. He was a lU-
tie, old man, who, / am afraid, was
liable to be called by the name at
tached TO the business end of a wind
lass He had a great many peculiar
theories Of his own IN regard to poetry,
and wanted me to devote a department
TO them in my paper. One of his
poems 1 did publish on account of its
very absurdity.
"His theory as illustrated by this
poem was, that as many poets wrote
IOur-lu6 BLAuLAS without El1y ming the
first and third, while the second and
fourth were rhymed, it was Just as
proper TO rhyme the first and third
and let the others take care of them
selves. The poem commenced like
this:
% 1t was a cold and winter night
The wind blew fresh and shrilli
A woman sat by the dim hrs-Lghti
No other light had she
. Through poverty and sad distress
Shed struggled braVely Ous
Bat now her strength has grown much less
And food was very dear
- Alas alas what shall I do2
TIL woman loudly cried
For Of sweet children she had two.
And loved them very much
How many more stanzas had the
poem, did you say?" inquired one OF
the editors, with mid-Winter polite
ness.
II did not say, replied the other,
bat there were thirty-eight in all "
%. God. she cried. In accents wild"
But the narrator was alone. The
remainder Of his story had been ode
clined with thanks"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
Ben Enc - the LDDIe.

An old-timer who was in the mob
said: al was quite q shaver at the time
Gen. Butler made his famous speech IN
this city. 1t was not made in Union
Square, but in the city hall park oppo-
site the city hall, alongside the old,
hideous statue of Washington, which
stood q few feet from where the present
park fountain stands Butler did not
take an apple out Of his pocket The
fact is the mob had been throwing all
sorts Of things at the General, none Of
which hit him, bat some fellow In the
crowd, with a more accurate aim than
that Of the others, threw an apple
which hit him plump in the stomach.
As the apple struck him he instinctively
slapped his hand over his stomach, and
in doing so caught the apple against his
vest 1t was then that he deliberately
took ont his Penknife, coolly proceeded
to peel it, and then began eating it
The mob, which had mp to this time
been savage in its attacks, broke out in
roars of laughter, and Butler won the
day. The speech he delivered was a
'corker,' One Of the mildest things
that he told his listeners was that when
he was In New Orleans he had hanged
better men than they were. -Nsl0 York
Telegram.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
A ConnnhinI TrnerdY.

They had been married three weeks
and had just gone to housekeeping. He
was going down town one morning and
she followed him to the door. They
had their arms wrapped around each
other, and she was saying:
ooh, Clarence, do you think il
possible that the day can ever come
when we viii part IN anger ?"
"Why, no, little puss," he said. "Oi
course not; what put that foolish idea
into my little brides head. Ell ?"
"Oh, nothing, dearest I was only
thinking how perfectly dreadful it
would be if one of us should speak
harshly to the other"
We'll, don't think of such wicked,
utterly impossible things any more,
he said ave can never, never quarrel. "
Il know it, darling. GOOd-by, you
dear old precious, gOOd-by, and-oh,
wait a second, Clarence, I've written a
note to mamma; can't you run around
to the house and leave 1t for her some
time to-day?"
"Why, yes, dearie, if I have time.
"If you have time? Oh, Clarence !'
what Is it, little girlie?"
ooh. to say if you have time to do
almost the very first errand your little
wife asks you to do"
well, well. sissy, Pm awfully busy
now.
@Too busy to please me? Oh, Clar-
ence, you hurt my feelings So"
"Why. child, Il"
"Im not a child. Clarence; Pm a
married woman, and L"
"There. there, my pet. L"
@No, nc Clarence; if L was your
p-p-et, you'd try toto"
"But, Mabel, do be reasonable.
"Oh. Clarence, don't speak to me so.
mabel, be sensible and"
"Go on, Clarence, go on break my
heart"
STUFF and nonsense1"
ooh. o-O-ohl"
"What have L said or done2"
"As if you need to ask But go.
Hate me if Won viii, Clarence; =
"This is rank nCnsensel"
"Ill go back to mamma IF you wan
me to. She loves me if yOu don't"
"You must be craZyl"
"Oh, yes, sheer at me; ridlcule me-
Perhaps you had better strike mel"
He bangs the door, goes down the
steps on the jump, and goes of mutter
ing something about women being the
"queerest creatures
OF course they'll make it M at noon
and they'll have many such little tiff
in the years to come; and when they
IRE old they'll say:
We've lived together forty-five years
and never, no never, spoken a crOsl
word to each other IA all that time. -
| Tid-Bits.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
sPELLBOUND.

What was &c written In those old. old pagsBT
What was 1 reading Ia the tWi light diEuf
Strange as the echoes cut Il distant ages
Sweet as the music OF u Veap6r hymni
] have heard song the nightingale were
singing;
never marEsd how soon the sweet stars fslli
On new the leaves. and far my thoughts were
Wiuliug.
Silent stood. and rapt as IN spell.
Then as i waited for some glad revealing
What All the meaning Il The words might be.
Tears OF strange JOY within my eyes were steal-
ing
] saw you coming through the mist 70 me.
Then-aa YOU touched ms-ln the moonlight
glory
Then as heard your loving heart beat fast
Clear In my soul shous out that mystic story
Joy. life. aud love revealed 20 me a. last
-- CassslL's Mdldzils.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Drunkenness has been placed in the cate
CORY Of crimes in many provinces OF Aus
ma, So well has the law worked that 1t Is
10 be extended over the whole empire.
LIQUOR licenses are restricted and the PEN
atty for drunkenness is q nne Of SO and
two months imprisonment A person three
times convicted Is forbidden to frequent
drinling-piscss. and an infraction OF the
law is visited by very heavy penalties.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

We would be pleased to know of a man or
woman who has never had headache or been
subject to constipation. As these seem to
be universal troubles little a1VIc5 may be
In order. Why should persons cram their
stomachs with nauseating purgative pills
ETC., which sicken and deoiiitats, when such
a pleasant and sterling remedy as Prickly
Ash Bitters will act mildly and effectively on
the liver, kidney, stomach, and bowels, aud
at the same time tone up and strengthen the
whole system, causing headache, cOusupa-
ton, and all such distressing evils 90 quick
ly disappear.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
rAraRRH CuREn.

A clergyman, after years of suffering from
that lOathesome disease, Catarrh, and va1nly
trying every known remedy, at last found a
prescription which complete cured and
this dreadful disease sending self-addressed
stamped envelope to Prof. j. A. Lawrence,
20 East 9th ST., New York Will receive the
recipe free OF charge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

The object Of the masquerading process
siOns on New Years day, at Philadelphla,
may be learned by q perUsal OF the mayors
permit, WhiCn was granted this year on the
condition that the maskers refrain from
kissing women against their viii, smashing
the hats of citizens, and making themselves
RenetallY obnoEious.''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

A poor New Yorker got rid of some rich
country relatives who had come to see the
city at his expense in short order the other
day, by presenting them shortly after their
arrival with little red-covered guide-booE
with the legend, '.The way to see New HorE
in half your intended time inscribed IN gold
Latters RcFOss tho frOntispiece.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

A man who has practiced medicine for 20 years
ought 70 know salt from sugar read what lie
TcLEDo. o, Jan. 10. 1857.
hIessrs. F. J. Cheney & CO.-Geutlsmen;-l
have baen In the general practics Of medicine
for most 90 years, and would say thEt in all my
practice and ezperisnce, have never sen
prepal alton that i could prescribe with &c
much confidence of success / can Hairs
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by you Have pre-
s1rIbed il q great may times AMI its effect ls
wonderful. and uld say in conclusion tina
have vet 10 and d case Of Catarrh that il would
not cure. If rhay would take 1t according TO d.
rscLionE.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
Prevention versus Medicines

Hygienic treatment and care of health has
become very onerOus among our intelligent
people, and now science has come to the res
cue in the shape of a lOzenge which prevents
the bad effects from sudden changes of tenn
perature; and a person going into cold OF
lamp air in O pepspiration. Is fully protected
1y dissolving one on ths tongue. Singers,
lecturers, clergymeu, and especially women,
rss large Quantities. Their use does not IN
crease vour liability to take cold after the
effects are gone; this is Of great value. The
druggists say the 10 cent a package Of thir-
ty-siX is very popular.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
Deafh's HaIgesf IL a. TfG5sEas Of the sfaya
I'eCpEs

During the year 1887 the following
stage artists spoke their last lines:
| George c. Howard, Cambridge, Mass. ;
Estella Potter, Cleveland, Ohio; Cyril
: Searle, actor and manager, Savannah,
Ga; Lytton, Z. Sothern, London;
Moses Fisle, Dayton, Ohio; Edward
L. Tilton5 Birmingham, Ala; Eliza
Weathersby, New York; John T. Ray
mOnd, Evansville, Ind; John G.. Nor
rison, comedian, New York; Louis Hy-
acinthe, comedian, France; William E.
Sheridan, tragedian, New South
Wales; Edward Lamb, comedian,
New York; George G. Spear, come
dian, Philadelphia, Pa; Mrs Eliza
KinlOck, Long Branch, n. j. Dora
! Stuart, New York; John Palgram
! Simpson, dramatist. England; Julia
Daily, NewfeId. n. ]. Mrs. J. r. Vim
cent, Boston Museum; Polly Booth,
! New York; Sir Charles Young, drama
fist, London, England; Harry Linden,
New York; Emma Skerrett, Philadel-
phia, Pa. Julia Trumbull, Brooklyn,
n. Y; Lisa Weber, burIesque actress,
Buffalo, n. Y; Maggie Arlington,
New York; James Fox, comedian AM
sterdam, n. Y; John Howzon, come
dian, Troy, n. Y.
The lyric artists who passed from the
earthly stage are thus enumerated :
Joseph Toess, composer of the "Arkan-
sas Traveller" Cincinnati. Ohio; Alice
/ Oates, comic opera singer. Philadel-
phia, Pa; Charles Wehle, composer
and pianist, Paris; Frederick La
Blanche, tenor, France; NJ Wolff, com
poser, Paris, France; George Unger,
opera singer, Leipsic; Max Primer,
! pianist, Germany J. P. Knight, song
writer, England; John P. Benitz, bari
tone, Boston, Mass. Gaetani Fraschini,
tenor, Italy; Lindsay Sioper, pianist
and composer, England; Antonio
Home, contraIto. New York City; Fill
| ippo Fllippi, critic, Italy; Luigi Carac-
ciOli, composer, Italy; Jules Etienne
Pardeloup, conductor, Paris; Alice
May, Biiou Opera Company, New
York; Louise AIassart, pianist, Paris ;
Francis D. Harris, piano manufacturer,
New York; August Stoefel, conductor,
New York; Marie Aimee, opera-boufre
singer, Paris; Maurice Strakosch, inn
presario, Paris; Edward Remenyi, vio-
linist, drowned at sea; Sir George A.
Macfarren, composer, England; Jenny
Lind Goldschmidt, London, England;
Kate Monroe. opera singer. London,
England; NJ Augusfe Nasal. BARI
tone, France; Miska Hauser, vioIinist,
Vienna; Thomas P. Ryder, organist
and composer, 6omervilIe, Mass.
THE nearest Of kin-the napkin. It's
our bosom friend
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

WEd. HANSCcEi, Oshkosh, Wis, who
was for seven years SO afflicted with piles
that he was unable to attend to business, is
entirely cured by the use Of Coles Carboii-
salvs. OF all the remedies ever saw this Is
the boss" 25c and Soc, at Druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

FRANK Henry, Of Charlottesville,
Ind, owns an English bulldog and
two mich cows, and, pasture not being
convenient, the dog is their protector
and constant attendant Through all
kinds Of weather he follows at then
heels, remaining with them until they
return az night When the COWS are
fel on corn, he too, must have his ear,
or he VIII jump mp into the manger and
help himself from under the cows
noses. He eats the corn with as much
relish, apparently. as does the COWS.
and thrives on the diet
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

One of the finest high-schooI buildings in
the world is owned by the city of Fall River,
Mass. The half million dollars, which was
used in its construction was given by a
wealthy friend of education. 1t is admira-
bly, equipped and hre-prOOf.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
Consumption Surely Cured.

10 bl6 GALL1Ls
Please inform your readers that 1 have a
positive remedy for the above named dis
ease. By its timely use thousands Of hope
less cases have been permanently cured. I
shall be glad to send two bottles of my rsm-
edy FEE to any OF your readers who have
consumption, if they Will send me their EZ-
press and P. o. address.
Respectfully,
7. A. sLo0U11, NJ. c., 181 Pearl Street,
New York
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

The largest passenger engine, perhaps, in
isis country was recently completed at a To-
connective factory at Paterson, N. j. It
T-aighs 1900 pounds. and has only four
7yiva-77heels. The heaviest freight engines
geirh but little over III, 600 pounds, and they
have eight drivers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Large numbers Of pauper children are
shipped annu5lly from England to Canada,
and inspectors have lately been appointed
by the British government to come over and
see how the Dominion Is treating her friend
less charges.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

A colony of Swedes has purchased several
lots IN the city of TallapoOsa, Ga, and viii
erect on it a malleable iron foundry which
Will be the first Of its kind ever put up south
of the Mason and Dixon line.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

To know that Catarrh and bad breath can
easily be aIleviated if not cured by a simple,
inexpensive remedy, which one can obtain
and use One dollar sent to the under
signed viii bEIng full advice.
ROBERT MILLER, JE.,
Box go Kansas City.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

VThsn Baby vras sick, ne gave her CastorlA.
When she WAS a Child, she cried for CastoriA,
Whan she became Miss, she elung to Caatoria.
Whsa shs had Children, she gave them CasSOriA
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Beef cattle at Tucson, Arizona, are cheap
and In big demand, being brought up by
San Francisco dealers. The cattle are IN
splendid condition. Stockmeu are realizing
4 and cents per pound On foot at the raj
road depOt.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

This standard
preparation has
by is peculiar
merit AID its
wonderful cures
wen she conf
deuos Of the
people and Is
to day the most
popular blood
purifier and
stEengthening
medieins. It
uraEcr0fula.
s-lt rhsum dys
pepsia headache.
kidney and liver
complaint ca
. tarrhs rheu-
mGtiHm etc
Be Burs to get
Hoods sarsapa-
rnia which is
-rH.- e. sA-.Ta
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27
L. L GORsUCH, n. p,

We viii give 500 for any case of CaIsrrh that
csn not be cured with Halls Catarah Cure.
+. j. GHENEY & Co, Props. Toledo. o.
E5y-Sold By Druggists, IS cts.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

One who is born with such congenitaI
incapacity that nothing can make a gen
tleman Of him is entitled, not to our
wrath, but to our profoundest sym
pathy.-THs Alltocrat Of the Break
fast Table.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Coughs and Hoarseness.-The irritation
which induces coughing Immediately re-
lievad by use of ''BrOtCH's Bronchial 1rO-
ehes.'' Sold only in boxes.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Taking a baby to church does the baby nc
good, and Is a cause Of immortality III others
Puck.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

When trousers show signs OF bagglng a.
the knees, it begins to be hard TO pay tol
&hsms-Flgcks
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

A SINGULAR and invariably fatal NAL,
ady, called lethargus, is reported to be
peculiar to negroes in certain districts
on the western coast Of Africa. The
patient, usually a male adult, is seized,
without any premonitory symptoms,
with a sensation Of drowsiness, which
continues rapidly to increase in spite Of
all efforts to throw it of, until he sinks
into a profound and seemingly natural
sleep. and which continues for about
twenty-One days, when death takes
place. Throughout the course Of the
disease the patient preserves q quiet
aud peaceful countennnce, may he
easily aroused for a short time, viii
take nourishment. and generally answers
few questions in a perfectly rational
manner; the pulse, respiration, and
temperature remain normal through
ont, the pupil is neither dilated nor
contracted to any noticeable extent, and
the weddings are comparatively regular;
in fact. with the exception Of the alb
normal tendency to sleep, nothing ex
lists to denote disease. Many careful
post-mortem examinations have been
made by competent men, but nothing
Of An abnormal character has been
found, while every remedy that could
possibly DO Of any avail has been used
without any apparent beneficial effects
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Speaking of the ballet girl: You'd scarce
expect one of her age to dance in public on
the stage.-Pttck.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

The horse Is q noble animal. All tooth
brush handles are made from his thigh bone.
Alta California.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is agreeable to
use. 1t is not a liquid or a snuff. 50c.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

If afflicted with sore eyes, use Dr.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.20o.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

The important discovery has been made
by the bureau of labor statistics OF Maine
that 81 wall purchase now as much as could
be bought IN 1877 for SLY. 1t will also DUr-
chase twice as much labor.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

A CORRESPONDENT who sat opposite
Chauncey Depew at a dinner says:
while he was speaking noted him
closely. and think I detected the
charm of oratory. In the first place it
is simple and unaffected. His manner
is entirely eolIoquiaI, and there IS no
straining after points. Witty he is to
remarkable degree, but there is a
spontaneity about it and a sparkle that
is as exhilarating as champagne. He
has way while talking of looking al
ternately at everybody along the line Of
the table opposite him, as though for
the time being addressing his remarks
to him alone, and it is a very taking
way. He knows, too, when he has
said enough. He is not so in love with
The sound of his voice that he talks
merely to hear it. He always stops
short when he is most interesting, and
he takes his seat just when everybody
IS wishing he would go on for another
hour. Lord Dundreary SOthern used
shy: It's astonishing how some fell
lows never know when another fellows
| got enough of them. Depew makes it
point to stop long before he has stated
his hearers, and therein he is wise.
noticed, too. that he ate very sparingly,
and that his only tipple was apollonaris
/ water
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-27

Salvation OIL, the greatest cure on earth
for PAIN may be relied on to effect cure
wherever an external application can be
used. Price 25 cents
1t is the old, old story: Love at first SIGHT
A walk IN the beautiful moonlight nigbt,
both catch dreadful cold and give 10 al
hope, but finally ind relief in a bottle IS
Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup, get married and are
ct last happy.