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The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

efforts may meet with your approval ana
that of my comrades in this department.
Yours in Fraternity Charity and Loyalty
EDWIN g. MILLIKEN,
Assistant Adjutant General.
DEPARTMENT INsPECLoR's REPORT.
BANGOR, Feb. 8, 1888.
=. O. ATiHiken. Assistant Adjutdnt General:
Conrade: In compliance with orders,
have the honor to submit my incomplete re-
port as Inspector. Owing to circumstances
over which the department had no control,
unfavorable weather. lateness OF the season,
the necessary change of Department inspect
or am unable to make full and complete
report | have received the reports Oh lis
posts, oct of 149 in the department, all OF
which, am happy to state, are in nourlsn-
ing condition, with but few exceptions
The amount expended for charity will COM
pare favorably with last year.
In compliance with Special Order. No. Y,
proceeded to Danforth to inspect the condl-
tien of Post No. 40, which had not made
report for most two years. 1t was decided
best to surrender its charter, which has been
done.
/ wish to compliment the comrades who
were detailed as inspectors, for yig0r, perse-
yerance and zeal, in spite OF WIND, snow ana
blizzard, who have accomplished so much:
| most respectfully refer you to the tabu-
lated report of last year, which Is about the
same as this year.
1t is to be regretted that National Head
quarters nau not more carefully TAKEN lnto
consideration the climate of Maine before
issuing orders for inspections at this inclem-
ent season of the year. As good soldier
always 0beys orders, we must continue 10
fight the elements until the powers that be
realize our situation.
desire to express my sincere thanks to
the Department Commander and his very eff
ficient Adjutant General, and all that have
so generally assisted me in the discharge of
my duties.
Yours. in f. G. q L.,
HENRY E. SELLERS,
Department Inspector.
ASSISTANT QUARTERMAsTER GENERALS
REPORT.
AUBURN, Feb. 8, 1888.
e. C. Milliken, Asst. Adjutdnt General.
Comrades-I have the honor to submit the
following report of the transactions of this
department from Jan. /, 1887, to Jan. l, 1888.
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10
Dreams and presentInoerte

Boston, Feb. 9.-All young ladies and
others who have dreams and presentiments.
should find out why they come, and what
they mean by reading Professor Proctor's
article In the next Boston SUNDAY GLOBE.
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10
SUPERIOR COURT.

BEFUEE JUDOE BUNNE1s
THuRsDAY-Hiram Kruleavitt, by his next
friend, VS. David Shalt. Action to recover dam
ages laid at one thousand dollars for an alleged
false arrest and false Imprisonment.
John G. Cobb for plaintiff.
S. B. Bracket and George Haley for defendant.
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10
New Firm.

The extensive shoe business of Mr.. M. G.
Palmer of this city has changed hands.
Messrs. W. c. Nelson and Mr.. Sargent. for
merly of Bolster & Sargent, are the success
sOrg,
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10
REPUBLICAN CAUCUSES.

The Republican voters of the several wards Of
the city are notified to meet in their Ward Rooms
Monday Evening, February ID, 1888, at
7.30 O'Clock,
for the following purposes:
Ito nominate ward officers to be supported at
the coming Municipal Election.
2-To nominate, in Wards l, 8, and 8, one men,
Der of experimenting School Committee for two
years.
3-To elect five members of the Republican City
Committee.
4-To elect Seven Delegates to Convention to
nominate a candidate forsMayor, to be held at Re-
ception Hall, Wednesday, February 10, 1888, at
4.00p.m.
Per order Republican City CON-,
H. G. BRIGGS, Chairman.
LIS. SANBORN, Secretary.
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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT,
BEFORE JUDGE WEBB.

THuRsDAY-U S. by indictment VS.. Simon B.
Waning of Knox, for making a false claim TO OBJ
tain pension. Pleads guilty, so days and 81
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"At my fingers ends" Index Soap
MARRIAGES.

In this city, Feb. g. by Rev. J. B. Goodrich. VIM
j. Dunscomb and Miss Jesse B. Phillips, both OF
Portland.
In this city, Feb. s. at the residence of the
brides father, by Rev. Ezra Tinker, Arthur Free
In Cumberland Mills, Feb. 8. by Rev. L. NJ.
Cousins, Frank ii. Allen and Miss H0rtenSe Mad
dox both of Cumberland Mills.
In Auburn, Feb. 8. by Eey E. G. Whittem0re,
w. E. Littlefeld and Miss Minnie A. Sturgis,
both of Auburn.
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MUNICIPAL COURT.
BRIEF JoTTiNcs.

BEFORE JUDGE GOULD.
THURsDAY-Charles Lord and Joseph Shea.
Intoxication; each fined SO and costs.
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lanlO mGn&W1y
G. NJ. Caswell, Grand Union Hotel, n. Y
avs. Adamson's Cough Balsam has cured coughs
ana colds for me repeatedly. l have used it in
my family fifteen years, and at every trial we
have found 1t successful. We are never without
it. Trial bottles 10 cents large, 30 cents.
feb6 eod&w1w
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

Angostura Bitters is known as the great
regulator of the digestive organs all over the
world. Have it in your house Ask your grocer
or druggist for the genuine article, manufactured
by DIR. j. g. b. Siegert s. Sons.
feb6 eod&w1w
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10
After Diphtheria

The patient RECEIVERS strength slowly, as the sys-
TEN is weak and debilitated, and the blood poison
ed by the ravages Of the disease. What is needed
is good reliable tonic and blood purifier like
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which has Just the elements
of strength for the body, and vitality and richness
for the blood which ssOn bring back robust health.
After scarlet fever or pneumonia it is also of great
benefit.
AFTER recovering from prolonged sickness
with diphtheria, and needing something to build
me up, took two bottles Of Hoods Sarsaparilla.
felt good results from the first dose. 1t seemed
to 60 from the top Of my head to the end of my
toes. know Hoods Sarsaparllla Is good thing"
G. III. STRATroN, Druggist, Westfeld, Mass.
Upon our little girl, who has been sick with
scarlet fever, the use of Hoods Sarsapailla was
most marvellous. entirely removing the poison
from her blood and restoring her th good health:
Hoods Sarsaparila deserves our highet praige."
Z. G. SITUATION, Swampscott, Mass.
Hoods Sarsaparilia
Sold by all druggists. 81 six for SIS. Prepared by
G. l. HOOD, & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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For Sale or To Let, in Boston, Mass.

TIME Estate AIS Dorchester Avenue consisting
ii Of about 10000 square feet Of land with a
frontage OF 476.feet on Dorchester Avenue, only
one and quarter miles from state street, now
used for a Planning Mil and Lumber Yard; no bet
ter stand In Boston for the retail trade. The
about % 600 feet Of floor room and are fitted with
Skating; a large and well fitted brick dry house
which will contain 100, 900 feet OF lumber; hrst
rate tubular boiler of 126 horse capacity, one en-
CINE Of 40 horse power and one Of 20 horse power,
sOarranged as TO run together OF separately; Two
story counting room building; large lumber Shed
stable with stalls for 10 hOrses, wagon sheds large
ana rOOmy yards and piling grounds. The build
ings are ali protected with Halls system OF per
fOrated pipes and sprinklers and could be readily
fitted for any manufacturing purpose. The en-
gines are now running and the property can be
examined by application TO the subscriber.
SAArL II. l.. PIERCE.
tan24TuTh&S1m Box "a, SO. Boston, Mass
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PROHIBITION CITY CONVENTION

I,HE party Prohlbitionists OF Portland are re-
IL quested 20 meet In Reception Hall, City Build
7.45 o'clock, TO nominate candidates for Alder
men and Councilman, and TO transact such other
business as may come before the convention.
Per order,
feb0d3t CITY COMMITTEE.
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

No one knows better than those who
have used Carter's Little Liver Pills what reliet
they have given when taken for dyspepsia, dizzl-
ness pain in the side, constipation and disordered
stomach. feb7d&w1w
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The GRAND ARMY.
CONTINUED FROM FIRST PAGE

By By t reinstatement 1 =
Aggregate. ............. ........9,495
Losses-By death. &; .,;;.;;;;.:...-...... ~
BY transfer. ............, ...... 90
BY suspension. ......l78
by error, ..'-...t- D
Total loss ..........., 257
Number in good standing at close forth
quarter Dec. 81, 1S57...........-.......-. .o,23S
RecapituIation.
Posts. Members
Number in good standing Jan. /,
Gain during year; 80
By transfer III
BIZ reinstatement. .............. 4 500
16i 1881
Losses during year:
BY death. ...............'...-...ll
By honorable hSrat discharge So
BY suspension. ..........79O
By dishonorable discharge.
BY error in previous report....
BY disbandment... Lib
NJ Sss 81; da,,1s Ss.r 4 .:i4o o.s sss
There are $50 comrades remaining sus-
pended, a large number of whom will be re-
instated, making the actual strength of the
Department nearly 10000. The Post at
Oorno while not large in numbers are fully
alive with the true Grand Army spirit. The
reports are correctly and promptly made and
it will be one of the best posts in the Depart
ment.
There have been dropped from the rolls
during the year, having been previously
suspended, 205 comrades.
Relief
The following amounts have been expend-
ed by the posts of this Department from
their relief funds as reported to these head
quarters, 267 members, or. their families,
having been assisted and III persons, not
members, assisted.
This statement is taken from the quarter
ly reports as made to this office, and does
not show the amount really expended by
reason of many posts failing to report the
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

BEST cure for Consumption is the old Boston
Vegetable Pulmonary Balsam.'
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

The Democratic caucuses in the several
wards last evening made the following nom-
nations;
The Portland daily press., 1888-02-10

Number in good standing at close forth
quarter Dec. 81, lSo1,....-.-....s...... .o,zoo
RecapitttLdtion
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In closing this, my second report on the
annual observance of this, our hallowed day.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1888-12-27
I~ncorporee sous Tau
tOrlre de Ia lOi
de 1874.

Ban4ue d'Gpargnes mutuelies, admins
tree suivant les melileurs princlpes recon
nus sous la gtrantle dies Iols les plus stric-
ties ct les plus conservatives.
LA BANQUE est ouver,e dc 8 h. AM.
d 8 b. 7. NJ. ct lie eamedi 1epuis 9 b. AM.
a s h. du soir.
Cette ban4ue pale I'm lnteret AL tau
de eng par cent. L'argent depose dams les
trois premiers lours du mols porte lnteret
du premier du mos. Les depots fats
aprcs lie tloislelne jours portent lntGret
du premier jour du mols sulyant
tangent ,'eut etre retire eli tou temps,
mails uolt deiIleurer lrols m0ls L Ia Banque
pour porter lntGret. Il Ia til uu iruisie-
me mois, vous avez trols mois L'interet.
d Ia tin uu luatrleme NOUS, quatre muis
u'inteTet; i Iii tin dill cin4uleme mO!s,
cinu mois, ct ainsi de suite, aussl long
temps que yotre argent uenleu1e daLs la
Banque.
Eous n'avez pas a renouvcler vos de-
pots t0u les trols GU six mois, CONNIE
dams les autres bunlues. Les premicrs
de chalue j%anvier ct Juliet, nou vous
falsons I'm etlt lie vos interGls, SOFT Que
vous veniez a Id Banqile GU non, Ct ces
lAlClSOS t'o1 GLhS A1ASSiSS Nv i1ShtS u" Il
depot. Nous vous continuous ce priv.
lege pendant vingt ans, 81 lie compile NEST
pas retire.
Cette Banaue ne transige aucune atfai-
re cominerciiie, ne prete aucun argen,
sur billet sans garantie, ct ne p1end au-
Guns risuucs ulels 4u'l,s soient.
Vons notes pas tenu de donner avis
auand vous dCsireZ retlrer notre argent.
La !oi dome d Ia Banque lie privilege
u'exiger ~soixanie iours davis, mais de-
puts pres de dix ans, ellie ma jamais de-
mande une minute de dGiai.
Toutes vos aifaires ayec la Banque sont
privees ct contidentla!les. Personne au-
ire que vous ne pe'lt retirer yotre argent,
a moins qu'e!le ne soft ~autorisee Il lie
faire.
La confance du public dams cette Ban
que est ev%idente, pleinemeut 6tablie par
e fat que les depots qu'on lu1 a comics
Sc chltfrent auiourd'hti d la somme &c
UN MILLION QUATRE CENT MILE
PIASTRES. Ellie est In bapque d'epar-
gnes Ia plus considerable a FOuest de
NiaveIann.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1888-12-27
NO OTHER
RAILWAY IN the Northwest

has IN so short a reriod gained the repn-
ta,ion and ronular ty enjoyed by The
GEN.
TRA L From a COM
tara ly.l, unknown factor in the COM
me. cial world, it has been transformed
to an independent, influential, grind
THROUGH ROUTE, with magnificent
depo.s, superb equipment and unsur-
pas ed t rmlual facilities Through care
full cat ring to details, 1t has won for
itself a reputation for solidity, safety
convenience and attention to its patrons.
second to no railroad in the country,
PULLMAN sleepers, models of palarial
comfort, dining cars in which the cuisine
and general appointments are up to the
highest standard, and coaches especially
built for this route, are among the chief
| eleme rs which hav'. contributed
towards c teiing successfully to a dis
eliminating public. located directly on
its line. between MINNEAPOLIS and
ST. PAUL, AMI MILWAUKEE and
CHICAGO, End DULUTH and MIL
| WAUKEE and CHICAGO, are the fol-
lowing thriving cities of Wisconsin and
Michigan: NEW RICHMOND, CHIP
pEWA FALLS, EAU CLAIRE, ASH
LAND. HURLEY, Wis IRONWOOD,
Mich, BEsSEMER, Mich, STEVENS
POINT, NEENAH, MENASHA, OSH-
KOSH, FOND DU LAC, WAUKESHA,
and BURLINGTON, Wis.
For detailed information, lowest cur
rent rates, berths, g c., via this route,
to any point in the SOUTH or EAST,
&ppIy to nearest Ticket Ageat, or ad-
dress
VIM s. MELLEN, JAMES BARKER,
Gen'l Manager. Gen'l Pass. & Ticket Agt
MILWAUKEE.
+. n: ANsON, Northwestern Passen-
ger Agent, No. Nioollet House Block,
Minneapolis, MINI.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1888-12-27

tsisait ct continual q interrogar
du regard, en- ayant Fair de lui dire
a son tour: Je me items 4 ce que
je vous al dit, NJ. Desproges reprit:
-Entrez doucement, sur la poln-
te. du pied, chez votre ma1tresae ct
voyez 81 ellie bort encore. Vous
lui direz que je desire lui parler:
-Bien, monsieur, fit NELLIE En-
genie en- inclinant la tete.
Ellie ne fut absente que durant
l'espace do quelques secondee.
Lorsqu'elle rentre dams le fumoir,
son visage exprimait la plus VIC.
lente DIES surprises.
Ell bien, Eug6nie? fit M. Des-
proges en- devenapt tres pale, qua
vez vous? quest il arrive?
Monsieur! monsieur! tit la
servante en- balbutiant, je ne sails,
je ny puts rien comprendre. Ma
dame! madame! nest pas dams
son appartement!
LIE secretaire regarda tongue
ment M Desproges. Celui CT. les
levres entr'ouvertes, les yeux Gear
quill6s, fit r6p6ter ces paroles q la
femme de chambre. Alors, il la
repoussa dun caste violent ct Sc
lanca. II traverse I'm petit salon.,
attenant q un salon beaucoup plus
waste. LIE secr6taire, usant de son
pouvoir discretionnaira, IL sulvalt
lestement, s'attachant q SEES pas, M.
Desproges ouvrit une double porte
capitonn6e ct p6nhtra dams une
chambre tres el6gante, bien qu'un
peu severe. Au milieu, un lit d
baldaquin tout drape. Dun geste
violent, NJ. Desproges 6carta les
rideaux ct poussa une exclamation
de surprise ct de rage. LIE lit ne
TAFT pas defAit.
Tel quill 6tait alnsi, convert ct
drap6 dams son ordoDnance regu-
liAre, CO lit, ave- sa forme carree
ct son 6troitesse monacale. await
quelque chose de lugubre. On ent
dit IN catafalque. La chambre
aussi, avec ses TEXTURES sombrss,
frappa M Dutertre par son air de
tristesse morne. LIE secretalre etait
tout surpris q l'aspect de &c lit
6troit, sur cette estrada de trois
marches, un lit dune seule person
ne, vertueux, severe! Devant cette
couche d6serte, NJ. Desproges Sc
tenait debout, 6pouvantel terrible!
Sen TENT jauni ct plombe par Fin
somnie, les fat1gues ct les veilles
await pris une teinte verdatre. SEES
yeux fixes papillotaient efares, ct
ses tongues m~oustaches, ss heris-
SAINT ct SO redressapt, laisssient
voir des dents sauvages ct poin
tues. qui claquaient les unes contre
les autres, mues 8 la fois par Pef~
froi ct la fureur. Aucun de ces
details n'6chappait a l'@il en- eveil
de M: Dutertre. Malgr6 l'emotion
ct quot quill en- EFT, les nota,t JUS
qu'au dernier dams ga memoire,
! afaire de meter.
Tandis que NJ. Dutertre s'aban
donnait q ces reflections, aussi
oranges que p5nibles, reflections,
qui le remuaient profond6ment,
sans quill sen rendit compte, un
bruit sourd, 6teint, troubla lie sllen
CO de mort qui regnait dams la
chambre ct que nj lui, nj NJ. Des-
proges n'avaient ose rompre.
"a contnuer.)
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IUE
Farmers & Mechanics
Savings Bank
Temple Court Cor Was
nington & Hennepir.


WIN. CHANDLER. J. w. JOHNSON.
THOS. LOWRY, JOHN DeLAITTRE
M. d. KOON, Gov. j. S. PILLSBURY,
K. y. LANGDON. E. II. MOULTON,
J. &. OSWALD. CLINTON MORBlsON
7. ID. SkILES.
CLINTON MORRISON, President.
THOMAS LOWRY, Vice-PrGs.
E. Ii. MOULTON. Tresorier
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1888-12-27

The Sleeping Cars on these trains nave
been prepared especially for this service,
and together with the VEsTIBULED Din
ing Cars, Coaches and Baggage Cars are
tho finest equipped trains Of their class
in the world.
TICKETS AT LOWEST RATES, and good
on these vestibuled Trains, can be Sc
cured at the following Offices:
/ st. Faul-159 East Third Street.
Minneapolis-13 Nico1let House Block.
Duluth-l12 wess Superior Street.
Also at st. Paul and Minneapolis
Union Depots and at Offices Of connect
ing lines. Sleeping Car Accommola.
tions secured in advance.
NoTE.-The above advertised time is
the actual running time, and the motto
Of the Northwestern Line is
"ALWAYS ON TIME"
E. W. WINTER, F. B. CLARKE,
Gsul Manager. GenlT Traffic Manager
z. W. TEAsDALB,
Gen1 Passenger Ag't, So. Pam.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-10-05

VI thelr natural naunts than
ohelnies' that they are constantlv o, 81"
stepping the limits OF ponuIat;,a /,
ana are wlthal capable of s,yir, ~
sustained flight Recently the edvona ',,.,
guard OF large flock Of sand $3.50
moving westward made their annea.
49, oii our shores, and others arr;v 20
uaiiy' until now they have disnas.aa
themselves over many counties A
mock OF about a dozen M tho ~.
,oi 'irus was seen, this being foIlowod
~ second flight OF forty, which
o'rucH The eastern saa-boar5 ahI,,,,
optfh. Six were shot on NOV na.r
', all in perfect plumage and
sooa condition; and fight of fortv
o'iuS visited farm at Rosehill. Hod.
cs7don' where they were first seen AZ
p H. feeding in plowed field and
I'm whence they made off in north.
"osteriy direction. Other fiocks have
maui 'ilelr appearance in Oxfordsbire
anu a brace of birds were shot nv a
gaihe-keeper from flock OF seven nm
vi" ~, clinton estate, near Nottingham.
ne SAND grouse are remarkable in
every respect. They are about aa
large as pigeons, with long. pointed
wings and tail. The color Of the M.
per piumage is of a desert yellow
passing into light bay crossed with
olack; the head and throat are oranoa
ana the under parts gray and black
Ihelr legs somewhat resemble tbosa
OF the ptarmigan, being covered with
ciose' halr-like feathers right down to
lhe soles, but the very remarkable toe.
less loot, more like fox's pad. is ner.
maps the most singular feature in
paradoXus." Scientifically. the bird
mas aflnities with the pigeons. plovers
and grouse; and it is these facts and ite
sudden irruptions that have cauaad
SO much interest to center .ho,,,
IL pom to scientific men and
generally lovers of birds. Prior
70 1899 there was no authentic
instance Of Pallas' sand grouse hav-
ing visited Britain. but in that year q
male was taken in Norfolk. Subse.
quently there was no further occur.
renee until the year of the great in
Vasion, 1868. This altogether novel
INVASION excited great interest at the
time Of its occurrence, and it was
then, as now, hoped that the species
having lived so long in the country
and IN such numbers, might become
permanently resident This hope was
quite warranted from the fact that the /
invasion was represented by between
three hundred and four hundred pairs
OF birds, and in the two ovaries of the /
females were found eggs in various
stages of development. Pail Nal /
Budget.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-10-05
INFANT PRODlGiES.
The Cruel Craze for Precocious Children
and the Pitiful Side of 1t.

anu tite iiiiut sue DI
When lords and ladies take to hunt
ing the highway in search of children
whose lives they ruin. and whose in
nocence they destroy, it is time to reg
ister a protest. Nowadays we have
baby pianists, baby singers, baby actors,
baby gynnasts; we shall soon have
baby orators, baby soldiers, and still
the remorseless Mrs. Leo Hunter seeks
after her prey ana serves it up for the
amusement of noodles aud the glorif-
cation OF herself Can not the more
sensible people-if any such exist-see
the pitiful side OF all this baby-wor-
ship? Can not they realize the dumb
agony of the Young victim whose pre-
mature genius they so loudly applaud
They do not know, presume, that, in
the midst of the turmoil and glitter of
his American tour, Josef Hof-
man was profoundly unhap-
py; that he lOnged for leisure to play
with his toys, to ride his hobby horse,
to wind up his mechanical kitten; they
are blind and deaf to every human i'm
pulse-so long as their infant idol goes
through his part with apparent zest-if
the poor child breaks down they are
first to hiss. Oh, you hypocrites, that
whine over a cab-horse's broken knees,
and yet encourage by your fatuous APP
plause this child torture, this ruin OF
young lives, this wrecLing of pre-
cocious intellect.
| suppose the stolid British public
faucies that these children who per-
form for its editication take to singing,
acting, playing or the double trapeze
marbles, bull's-eyes and the skipping
rope. | wish to be charitable, and |
do not believe that the British public,
with all its obtuseness, is willingly
cruel or callous. But does any child
take naturally to performing in pub.
lie for the benefit of other pco-
ple9 Certainly not, Children are said
to be selfish, but it is the selishness
born. not of egotism, but OF cheer,
thoughtlessness. A child
may care for applause, but not for APP
plause from a crowd of people whom
it has never seen; a child that is not
perverted attaches more i'm
portance to the good opinion of its
father. mother, sisters, brothers and
nurse than to the cheers of mob at "a
theater or an opera-house. But So
ciety wishes to change all this, society
must be. amused, .,whssrefore, like. a
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-10-05
MISCELLANEOUS.

OF eab5ages, cucumbers and tur-
uips, the Londoner eats more than the
Partisan, but with the exception of
these, and also potatoes, onions and
tomatoes. Paris is much the largest
consumer of fruits and vegetables.
Soprano Gin organ loft)-"That
was lovely solo our new basso gave
US" Tenor-'.Yes, rather. But he
shouldn't play ball every day in the
week. 1t isn't right. you know" Alto
I'd like to know what you mean"
Tenor-''Weu, that lovely basso is
catcher on week days ami makes bass
hits on Sundays. - Pittsburgh Bailetia.
1t was his first visit to the city.
As he stood on the curbstone shaking his
sides with laughter he was accosted by
u policeman, who said: Whats the
fun, stranger. ?" ''Funi Can't you see
it9 just look how that thing (point-
ing to a watering Cart leaks; why. the
man won't have drop left when he
A., H,,.n., N,.ua