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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
A Srsall Boys Interpretation OF the
Golden Rule.

The s.aitor was much interested re-
Gently in small boy, his opposite in
one of the uptown horse-cars. 1t was
hard to decide whether the boys COM
panion was his mother or elder sister,
but presumably the former. At any
rate, the little fellow was in good com
pany, and the lady, whoever she was,
apparently pleased with her charge.
Conversation was about a book, and,
after they had been talking little
while, Ehe lady said to him:
II am sorry you lent that book OF
papa's. You know he is very careful OF
his books, and that one came home in
such dreadful condition. You should
never lend what is not your own"
81 know" said the little fellow, but
what in the world are you going to do
when you have got to do as you would
be done by ?"-Boston Times.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

The Chinese soiourHing in Berlin
this winter adopted a novel precaution
against cold. They assumed ear pro-
tectors made of PAPER mache, the top
covered with black satin, the side pieces
with blue silk Irofusely painted with
flowers. The inside was lined with fur,
which, projecting on the cheek, gave
the appearance of whiskers. They also
substituted shell or horn-framed spec
tacles for those of steel or other metal
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Your Friend Committed Suicide.

You never suspected it, none of his friends
dreamed of it, he did not know it himself,
but 1t is exactly what he did, nevertheless
Do you remember his salow complexion Do
YOU recollect how he used TO complain of
headaches and constpatony I'm getting
quite bilious" he said to you one day, "but
guess it'll pass OF. / haven't done anything
for it, because l don't believe in dosing. |"
Soon after that you heard of his death. 1t
was very sudden, and every one WAS greatly
surprised. If lac had taken DR.. Pierce 8
Pleasant Purgative Pellets he would be alive
and well to-day. Don't follow his example,
The @Pellets" are easy TO taSs. mild in their
action and always sure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Edwin Forests Secret.

The great trsgedian, Forrest, had secre.
which everybody ought to learn and profit by.
Said he: Il owe ali my success TO the fact
that everything have undertaken have done
thoroughly / never neglect trifies" That's
the point-don't neglect trifes. Don't neglect
that hacking cough, those nght-sweats, that
feeble and capriclous appetite, and the other
symptoms, trlflng in themselves, but awful
IN their sign ficance. They herald the ap-
proach Of consumption. You are in danger,
but you can be saved Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery will restore you to health
and vigor, as 1t has thousands of others. For
all scrofulous diseases, and consumption is
one of them, il is a sovereign remedy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
All i'm thp Family.

A bright little Detroit girl was talk
ing to lady one day, when she sud
denly asked:
Mrs. Blank, are any of your folks
undertakers
mo, dear" answered the lady.
Haven't you any underta ker in the
family?"
"No, child; why do you ask?"
"'Cause my uncle is an undertaken,
and when little sister died we Just gave
her to him, and he never charged us 9
cent. Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
A Mistake i'm the Diagnosis.

81 find, madam" said young physi-
clan, "that your husband is suffering
from Overwork."
"And will he have to give up his
place under the Government? she
asked, anxiously.
Whats that? Is he a Government
official 2"
yes, sir"
HIN, I'll diagnose his case again
He probably needs exercise. "-NelC
York San.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
He Wonders What She Meant.

"What if 1 were one of those hus-
bands, my dear, who get up cross in the
morning and bang things around, and
kick like everything just because the
coffee is cold 2"
John, responded his wife, II would
make it hot for YOU"
As her words admitted of more than
one Interpretation, John said nothing
more about the coffee Time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
EMPLOYED the Wrong Man.

DIR. S.-You don't mean to tell me
that old Sawbones charged you $l5 for
cutting off your arm?
Mr.. P.-Yes, Sl5.
DR.. Snow, why didn't you send
for me? i would have cut both arms
off for less money than that.-LUe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
arTanted.

Customer thought you told me that
this set of furniture was warranted.
Dealer-So it is, sir.
Well, it fell all to pieces
within a week after L got it. l want
a new set.
Dealer-Oh, my dear sir, you don't
understand. That set is warranted not
to go to pieces until after we get it un-
loaded from the wagon. 1t didn't, did
it ?-SOmerUille Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

MOxic has created tho greatest excite
ment az "a beverage. in two years. ever wit
messed. from the fact that il brings nervous.
exhausted. overworked women TO good pow
ers of endurance in few days; cures the
appetite for liquors and tobacco at once, and
has recovered a large number Of cases of
old. helpless paralysis rs food only.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Nothing Of the Shirk.

Jack-How does your new Water
bury work, Gus?
Gus-Fine; some days it puts in
thirty-six hours. -HdTper's Bdzdr.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Tricks OF Trade.

Dealer-Jake, don't you think we'd
better take that sign: Goods sold at
half price for ten days only" out of tho
window?
Jake-Why, no, it's been in only three
months.
Dealer-Oh, is that all. 1t looked so
faded / thought the time had expired
already .-DetroH Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Hints 10 Swimmers.

No sensible man would attempt to
run as far as his strength would per-
NIT if, at the limit of his endurance, he
knew that he must so through an equal
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

THE baseball pitcher is an unscrupu-
lous fellow-he gets the batter out by fair
means or by foul.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

TACT is discussing politics with min
lister, theology with politician, and the
weather with everybody else.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

o. D. DEMO is a man well known in this com
munty, and was probably the worst wreck physi-
cally Of any this country ever saw. lie was
paralyzed from rheumatic poison, and no one ever
expected he would recover. lie il well, and it is
simply marvellous. FRANK l.. SMITH,
Member State Legislature, Jackson, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

ELIZABETH STUART PHELPS refers to
Ingersoll as "the assassin of eternal
life"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

ONE pair Of boots can be saved every year by
using Lyons Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

JEFF DAVIS daughter is an aspirant
for literary honors.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Something for Bows and Men.

Sell the Duplex Fuel Saver and make
money this winter. See advertisement in
another column of this paper
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

EDWARD MANNING, who lives in the
town of Keosauqua, near Keokuk, IL
the richest man In all Iowa.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

WE accidentally overheard the following dia-
logue on the street yesterday:
Jones. Smith, why don't you stop that dis
gust ng hawking and spittingy
Smith How can II You know am martyr
TO catarrh.
j. Do as did. had the disease in its worst
form, but am well now.
s. What did you do for ity
j. used DR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 1t
cured me and il will cure You
5. I've heard OF it, and by Jove I'll try it
j. Do So You'll find it at all the drug stores
in town.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

If Adam and Eve wore jewels, they
must have been gems of the first water
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

was cut in the wrist by a broken bottle. from
which suffered extreme pain. called a doctor,
who pronounced II scistic rheumatism. NV right
side became paralyzed, leg and badly withered,
and my joints were so stiff that there but little
action In them. About six weeks ago / began
taking Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup with marvellous
results. Since then have left of the use of clutches
entirely, and only cane, and for the past few
days often forget IL and walk without any aid To
say that il has greatly benefited me but poorly ex-
presses my idea Of your Rheumatic Syrup.
{. ID. DENIo,
Dealer in General Groceries,
jackson, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

Whereas, From day to day
vast numbers are being
stricken down with the fell
disease Rheumatism, which
seems to be greatly on the
increase.
lind whereas, The nation has
within a short time been
called upon to mourn the
sudden loss of many of our
public men, such as Vice Pres
ident Hendricks, Gen. John
A. Logan, Sec'y Daniel p.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

APPREHENsIvE-the chickens Of last
spring.-NeU Haren Neus.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

No remedies known so highly endorsed by ts,
home people, in the treatment of Rheumstisz,
and all Blood diseases. Our Medical Pamphlet
treating Rheumatism and all Blood and Femals
Diseases, sent free application.
Rheumatic Syrup Company, Jackson. Mich-
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Northwestern MILITARY ACADEMY

Twenty.three miles north OF Chicago has a full
corps of eIperienced instructors; five courses OF
study, and unsurpassed facilities for instruc ion,
health. home comforts, and Christian infuenCe q.
Send for catalogue TO Highland Park, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

Last winter and spring l was a terrible sufferer
from rheumatism in my left shoulder and arm, suf-
fering the most excrucating pain. Two bottles Of
Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup cured me. can with
confidence recommend II TO all who are suffering
with rheumatic difficulty. REv. JAMES Berry.
Morley, Mich
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
lNFLAMMATORY RHEUMATISM.

My daughter Maud had innammatorY rheumatisn5.
Her limbs were badly swollen. She was in teuibse
agony. She has been taking Rheumatic Syrup and
using your Plasters, which has broken il up. The
Syrup corrected her indigestion, cleansed the rheu-
matte poison from her blood, and she is now able 10
be around the house. We consider fIsbard's
Rheumatic Syrup and Plas,ers remedies of great
merit. REv. j. RoEERTs,
Pastor First NJ. +. Church, Fremont, Mich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05

UF LOG CABINS are Meth
~ @A er fashionable nor in
nv AT8EA demand, but they were
~ ESSsH5i2 more comfortable and
WAx1 moro healthy than are
%lss,,Aey many modern dwell
ings Warner Log
Cabin Hops and Buchu is reproduc-
ton of one of the best of the simple
remedies with which Log Cabin dwell
ers of old days kept themselves well.
Did you ever try "Tippecanoe"?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-09-05
Presidents Proclamation:
@nE0uAl Manning McCler,

Manning, zen. McSiciianp
and many others.
Non therefore, / do by vir-
tue of the knowledge pos
sessed by me, proclaim and
recommend Hibbard's Rheu-
matte Syrup to be a remedy
of great merit, both for Rheu-
matism and all Blood Dis
eases,
And further, Thatthis med
icine be adopted as a NATIONAL
remedy by all.
Signed by the President
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09

The man who writes beginning letter
puts gall in his ink.
Cattle men mark their stock with a
brand from the burning.
-P,llLics makes strange bedfellows, but
they don't get much sleep.
1t is to be presumed that the Chrtian-
lied Indian are all Lo church people.
There is no place where style counts
SO little as in the lining of pocketbook.
dead man tell no tales" and dead
men paint no pictures, or women either, as
for that matter.
III young man feels that his life is a
blank he should try to fill 1t out and have it
sworn to.
"A Chicago woman has not spoken TO
her husband for three years, and he wants
divorce. If that is not ingratitude, what
isP
DAY after the wedding:
"HarrY, dear, now that we are married
there should bo no secrets between us, so
please hand me the bottle Of hair dye you
will find on my dressing table,"
John, dear, do they play base ball
by electricity"
"Why, of course not. What made you
think of such thing9''
"oh, nothing; only saw In the paper
that the Boston Baseball Club had paid
$4,000 for battery.
Shake hand on all occasions. No surer
way of rising
Simple polltensss-A bOugh Of a tree.
Always put off till tomorrow what you
don't care to do to-day.
The orchard is a fruitful source Of
profit.
For happiness in this world there Il
nothing like keeping up a light heart and
owning healthy liver.
The population of Texas Is bound Z
double mp soon. The watermelon seasoI
has opened With boom.
l Shorts ribs-PigI..
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
Ruckleu,s Arnioa salYe.

The best salve in the world tor cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores,
tetter, chapped hands, chilblands, cOrns,
and all skin eruptions, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price 25c. per box, at Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09

Age Is forgotten in dotage.
Always ull.-Black Maria.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
Low Rorsea are Disabled.

The hardest work on farm is that of
spasmodic nature, heavy one day and light
the next, or a hard days work one day and
nothing at all to do the next. Horses
whose nerves become like iron and which
are able 10 stand almost anything in the
way of wear and tear are those which have
an opport to lay out their strength
every day in the week. Sore shoulders,
weak limbs and many of the disorders that
are found among horses are the results Of
ten OF but short periods of too severe strains
or of day or half days work that was
harder than they had been used to. There
is danger at this season of imposing hard
tasks on teams; the roads being bad, and
some of the heaviest farm work needing
attention. There is no time in the yeai
hat farmers can as little afford to get theii
horses out of shape as now, when every
days work may mean so many dollars and
cents
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
Farm and Garden Notes.

Save all your charcoal for the pigs and
chickens; it will keep them healthy.
Raise good stock, give them good care,
and see how soon they will repay you.
Give your crops the best cultivation
possible. Do not let the weeds rob them.
Use the best seeds of whatever kind
you plant, If you would be successful; the
best are none too good.
Feeding in sheep husbandry Is like any
other problem in live stock However good
the breed, without good care and feeding
they must degenerate.
during the agricultural discourage.
menls of the past few years many farmer
has found his hogs the most satisfactory
produce he has been able to place OH the
market.
To get the cream quickly from milk, as
soon as 1t is drawn from the COW reduce lis
temperature to about 45 degrees and keeI
it there, and In four or five hours all the
cream will rise The cream will be per
fectly sweet and the skim milk will be of 9
very superior quality. If the cream is tC
be made into butter it should be kept at 8
temperature of about 65 degrees, and
churned at temperature of from 55 to 6(
degrees.
The idea that any method Of feeding
turnips to cows, either just before or jusl
after milking, will save the next mess from
being favored, is popular mistake, Heat
ing the milk will cause the flavor of the
turnip to eyaporate so that 1t will not affect
the butter made from it. But there are OBJ
jections to this. The butter from milk thu.
treated will be soft. and the milk, If used
as food, will have constipating effect
which 1t did not before possess.
If hens are confined in somewhat mar
row limits there is a great advantage In
haYine two runs to be used alternately
through the season. If possible these
should be arranged so that a ons-horst
plow can be introduced and the ground bt
plowed or dragged over every time change
In quarters is made. A few sowings Of
oats, dragged in, will keep the fowls busy
scratching for the grain, and what escape:
them and grows will he worth even more
for green food.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
As Wiz CLIP HUMOROOITIEO

Women are naturally truthful, especi-
ally when they are talking about another
women that they don't like.
Mark --ntonY is in the grorcery busi-
ness at Atlanta. Probably he keeps a good
stock of taffy and chewing gum to draw
the Cleopatronage.
=, ,Did you go to church yesterday"
"No."
"Why notP''
"Well, my hearing is so bad that there's
no use in going. Can't understand what
the preacher says"
"By the way, Quinby is going 10 give q
great speech tonight. He'll roast the Ad.
ministration brown"
lis that SOP I'll haYe to hear that"
"A cannon-ear-Pat Gilmore.
Bred in the bane-Marrows.
Bound to 60 up-A magazine.
"A gate that never closes-Billlnsgate.
AN III word-Sick.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
Milk Die. for Laying Hens.

Please listen to the substance Of an In
structiye little ory lately told by Canada
editor: A neghbor whose hens, to our ex-
asperation, kept LAYING on when eggs were
twenty five cents dozen. while ours per-
sistently laid OFF during the same season, on
being questioned, revealed the fact that
his hens had pallful of skinned (perhaps
clabbered) milk each day, and no other
drink. On comparing notes we found
that our management of fowls was almost
exactly alike, with the single milk differ
ence-a difference that had put many a
dollar to the credit side of his ledger, while
ours was left blank during the same period
and this thing had been going on for
years, with the results always in favor of a
milk diet A good thing for poulty keepers
wanting eggs TO remember.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
whole Gram for small chioksns.

Much OF the feeding of chickens is of soft
food. 1t is easily picked by the little fell
lows, and they can quickly fill their crops
from bag of wet meal thrown on the
ground before them. This too rapid eat
ing is one of the worst evils in artificial
feeding young chickens. They gorge them
selves, become surfeited and die. We haye
found whole wheat grain much better, be-
ginning for two or three days by breaking
the grains in two pieces, 1t does not mat
ter, however, If the little fellow is forced to
do this work himself. He will struggle
with wheat or oat grain two or three min
utes, and at last, after a desperate struggle,
swallow il. The very hardness of the whole
grain keeps his food from compacting in
his crop, He would not, however, feed
whole corn to very young chicks, nor in.
deed corn ground into meal, as their prin.
clpal diet
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09

DO not hurry the cows from the pas
ture.
Sow turnlp seed after, not before, a
rain.
1t is not too early TO begin on your
fair exhibits.
Better have whitewash than manure
on the sills.
Try hard to keep the stable dry during
damp days.
The poorest land Ia too valuable to
grow weeds or briarl.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
on INTEREST TO FARMERS.
That Highway of Nations,

The broad Atlantic, is ever stormy
throug ghfare. Yet blow the winds ever so
tiercely, and ride the waves ever so loftilys
seamen must man the good ships tourist
will brave the passage, and commercial,
travellers and buyers must visit the centres
of foreign trade and manufacture. That
utrocious malady, seasickness, together with
colicky pains and much inward uneasiness
is often endured when Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters would have fortified the voyagers
against them. Sea captains, and in fact all
salts and veteran travellers are acquainted
with the protective value of this estimable
preventive and remedy, and are rarely
unpr)vided with it. Emigrants to the far
West should use it as safeguard against
malaria. Seek the aid of the Bitters for
dyspepsia, constipation, liver complaint,
kidney troubles and all ailments that impair
the harmonious and vigorous action of the
vital powers.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
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Gilt Borders and Decorations
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Window Shades, complete
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09
Their Business Booming.

Probably 70 one thing has caused such {
general revival of trade at T. d. Thomas
Drug Store as their giving away to theii
customers Of so many free trial bottles o
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consumption
Their trade is simply enormous in this yer,
valuable article from the fact that it Away
cures and never disappoints. Congh, Colds
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group, and all throa
and lung diseases quickly cured. You car
test it before buying by getting trial bot
tie free, large size 81. Every bottle war
ranted.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-06-09

Miss Kate Bishop, an actress in Aus
tralia, wears a silver bracelet on her left
arm night and day. Her only sister locked
1t there before she sailed for America to
get married. The ship went down with all
hands and the key is with the drowned
girl.
Lawn balloons is novelty in games,
and meant as cricket for ladies. Light
balls and equally light bats are used instead
of the hard balls and heavy bats employed
in cricket. No bowling is required, while
stooplng is also rendered unnecessary, and
a large number can play it.
"A birds nest was found recently in
South Africa in a skull, probably that of
some unfortunate Kaffir. One portion of
the skull had already fallen away, expos
ing the hollow cavity of the head, when the
Cape wagtails in search of sheltered and
cosey place selected IL for their nest.
-Jem Stewart, champion boxer of Scot
land, after giving an exhibition in Coat
bridge recently. was attcaked by two wo-
men, one of whom was his discared wife.
Stewart attempted to make off, but his wife
stuck to him, and while upbraiding him
for his unfaithfulness so belabored him
that the police had to be called to his as
sistance.
Age Is forgotten in dotage.
Always full.-Black Maria.