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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-03

ARE you made miserable by Indiges.
ton, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss OF
Appetite, Yellow SKIM Shiloh's Vita.
lizer is a positive cure.
Why will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cts, so cts. and 81.
A NASAL Injector free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price so
cents. Sold by w. E. Williams and @.
Menkemiller. DGw-Eow
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FINANCE AND TRADE.
The Features of tho Money and Stock Mar.

kets.
NEW YORK, May 2-MoueyO on call easy, rang
ing from lIStO per cent; last loan at ~ pei
cent; closed offered at LAZY per cent Prime
mercantile paper SAC per cent. Sterling eI'
change dull but firm at q sdG4 s.. sAiel Of stock
81, 45s ShArea.
The stock market to-day was weaker than at
any time since the rise began, and q material To
action was the result Of the days operations.
The opening was moderately active and decidedly
weak. Louisville & Nashville lost y per cent
and there were some further losses, but the mar
ket soon recovered It's tone. In the afternoon
the pressure became heavier and prices began 10
move OF at hAt slowly but later with more
speed. In the last hour there was some reaction
from the lowest figures, but tho market was
ieverish and unsettled. Most Of the stocks are
lower tonight.
Government and State bonds werO quiet and
steady.
Railroad bonds were active; sales 81, 4lSooo.
RnSnA-rfnsR Nm
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-03

OLD and reliable medicines arc the
best to depend upon. Acker's blood
elixer has been prescribed Tor years ior
ali impurities Of the blood, In every
form q scroiulous, syphilitic or mercu-
rial diseases, it is invaluable. For rheu-
matism, has no equal. Logan 4 Co., G,
R. Goethe, O. Menkemiller, r. B. Burt
and Bowie Bros. III
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Railroads.

baltimore & OHIO RAILROAD
DDepaTturCOi trains from Wheeling. Schedule
In effect April -, l6SS-EAStern time:
Express Tor Chicago and the Northwest, 1928 q
m. $40 IN, $3.50 p m daily, aud ll:l5 p m daily,
Express for Cincinnati and St. Louis. 1925 m
daily, ll:ib p IN daily.
Cambridge Accommodation. 800 a m, except
Sunday.
For Columbus, lO:25 a m daily, and ll:l6 p IN,
daily, and 2:i5 p m daily except Sunday.
Express for Washington, D. c., baltimore,
Philadelphia and Now York, via Grafton, 5:2S 4
m and $40 p m, daily, via Pittsburgh $50 p. m.
For Pittsburgh and Washington, Pa, 500 III
daily; express, $40 m, daily, las p IN, daily
except Sunday: Additional way train for Wash
For Pittsburgh, Washington, baltimore and
Philadelphia Al $40 p IN daily.
Pittsburgh accommodation, Sunday only, 500
For Moundsville, 1855 m, and 1900 noon,
daily except Sunday.
For Cumberland, 5:O5 m, daily, except Sun
For St. ClAlrsville, sos and 900 a m, 2p m and
$40 p m, daily except Sunday.
Express trains arrive from Chicago, 6:2S and
$3.50 m and $40 p m daily, and 1855 m daily
Express trains arrive from St. Louis and Gin.
clnnAti, ass q m and 6:l0 p m, daily.
Express trains arrive from Philadelphia, BGlti.
more and Warrington, ID. e., via Grafton, lied
An and lO4S p m daily; via. Pittsburgh, lO:l6
Trains arrive from Columbus, ass m daily,
and G:l0 p m daily, and lo:S5 a IN daily except
Sunday.
Trains arrive from Pittsburgh, 1918 a IN daily,
and l2:45 m, except Sunday, 6:65 p m and ll:iO
p IN daily.
Trains arrive from Washington, Pa, 500 IN,
daily except Sunday.
Trains arrive from Moundville, S:lS a and
$40 p m, daily except Sunday.
Trains arrive from Grafton, II 20 m, daily.
Trains arrive from Cumberland, $50 p IN, daily
except Sunday.
Trains arrive from St. ClAirsviiIe, 7:SSand 1875
am, and l:S5 and 6:l0 p M, daily except Sunday.
Cambridge accommodation arrives Gt7:lO p m,
except Sunday.
Baggage called for and checked at hotels and
residences on orders left at ticket Office 100 Mar.
ket street. and ut depot
CIIAS. o. SCULL, Gen. Pass Agent
~ n CIEMENTG Mnnnrnr
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Educational.
Educational.
MT. De CHANTAL,
Near Wheeling, W. Va.

A school OF more than national reputation
offers exceptional advantages for thorough edu'
cation nj young ladies in all departments. IL
brary OF six thousand VIOLA Is. Fine phiIo
sophIcnl, chemical and Astronomical apparatus.
Musical Department specially noted. Corps o.
from Conservatory OF Stuttgart. Vocal. culture
according TO the method OF the old Italian mas
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health
Ten acres Of pleasure grounds. Board excellent
For Catalogues, and references 10 patrons IN al
'i I'll INV s''' N''S' THE DIRECTREss.
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republican Conventions.
Vi6t district Republican Convention

Convention Of the FIst ,S cSq q meet at Lii!
~, We, yirgipiS' q, + S Sait.q isS q o'eloek
s TIN tao d SSSS g %s' Two Rer p e
q Si Ra.o on BE o9 day oS Of 5ie eSu miles
TbfCRuriT conn I,,eSied 10 select according
Il all distinct , ~ 10 aid Convention on
piht.f W. o5f delegate iof each one hundieIi
De bz,,' y In Blaine and Logan or irac'ionA
EOe,, , Sa,, equal to one.haii r,.truo,
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suEIou's YETALIzER is what you need
for Constipation, Loss Of Appetite, Dlzzl'
ness, and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia.
Price 10 and rs cents per bottle.
Group, Whooping Cough and Bron-
chitis Immediately relieved by shiloh''
Cure.
THH Rev. George II. Thayer, Of Bour'
bon, Ind, says: "Both myself and wife
own our lives to Shiloh's Consumption
Cure. Sold by W. E. Williams and u
Menkemiller. D&w-EoW
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Real Estate.
FOR SALE.

seycn Roomcl House, q South York street
100 6 Roomed Brick House, corner Thirty
cIsbth and Wood streets. viii pay as an invest
~ SnieuAIl Farm near Mt. Pleasant, Ohio. ON
oI thc best farms In jefferson county.
seven Eo0med House on North Front street
~ m Roooncd House on North York street.
sSme Of Tie most desirable building lots Ii
the Old Fair Grounds.
Building Lot on North Front street.
seven Koomcd House on South Broadway
natural ras and everything In good repair 10
Four Roomcd Cottage for 81, 900.
G. o. SMITH,
spr Real Estate Agent, 1910 Main 81.
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NV YoRK, May 2.-For various classes Of sta
pies there was very fair volume OF new bust
ness, under which influence and steady He-
mnnd Tor cotton at the improved price, or &c
within a week, the home market Is stronger.
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Stammering Cured.

system based upon natures lnwS. No SECRECY
No TRICKS System explained TO those inter
eSted.
Testimonials from physicians, educators and
PATRONS who have received benett from the
method OF instruction. Address
Mas. NJ. STEVENS HART, Principal,
Washington School OF Elocution and English
Language, ,,
Students bearded In family OF Principal
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To the best OF our knowledge and be
lief, Jawg, the tri-siCkle-ist, is a sort o
amateur lawn-mower.
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Washington School Of EIOCutiOn
AND oRAroRY.
Ms. NJ. STEVENS HART................... Principal

Mrs. NJ. STEVENS HART.,.,......,......,Pr Principal.
OOi an St., n. W, WASHINGTON, DC.
Sixth Annual Session begins Wednesday, Sep
TENDER -, MI.
Course OF instruction embraces Elocution
Practical English and English ClassicS, Latin
Mathematics Modern Languages, Vocal and In
strumcntal Music and Physical Culture.
The Principal Is assisted by an efficient corps
Of teachers IN each department.
Graded Glasses for boys and girls daily
Adult Glasses and private instruction given In
the evening.
Diplomas awarded. \ limited NUMBER oil pu
pills accommodated In the family.
For circulars and references apply 10 lSTEiIi
dESCER office. nual
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It does't necessarily follow because a
man is slovenly writer that he wields
pig pen.
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Hal You will laugh with delight il
Hal you use Skin-Success Soap. 25c
at druggists, At drug store OF McLain
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-03

To be candid with you, Clara, we think
wardrobes are rather too heavy for spring
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-03

Yes, Eugenia, love is sweet, but Gu
pid's missives are sometimes coated with
sugar OF lead.
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Al Caremont Stock Yards, riG Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad, for ,Cerk ending april ..
100 cars, containing oS7 cattle, q calves, $50
heep, G3i5 hogs, ~ horses, - mules. shipment
10 Sew York, Philadelphia. &c., g3l cattle, Ii
calves, G2S sheep, 1859 hogs, III horses.
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FOR RENT.
FOR SALE.

No. lS and 100 Eighteenth street.
six ROOmcd House In Elm Grove.
No. 20 Main street.
No. "a Main street
No. LOT Main street.
No. giI6 Main street,
no. g.S Main street.
No, $40 Main street.
ND.l6gnd Is Tweniy.tlith street.
80, siOl Alley Il.
No go Alley Il.
No. gJh Alley Il.
30. L'JT Alley II,
No. gIg Alley Il.
30, ~ and - Twenty.SiXth street.
No. II and sG Twcnty-s!Xth street.
No. 5SG aud LOS Woods street
No. 9sj Main street.
No. IT. Main street.
", Acres Of Land on Edgington Lane; new
imme house Of rooms; los trees choice iruiti
other snail fruits. Price, $500.
Farm Of ISL acres, miles from LctArt, Mason
county, ". Va, 10 acres In gnlss, 8 roomed log
house, barn and smoke house, good orchard ;
land j. productive; lays we'll. Price g., 500. VIII
exchange iOr city property.
No. sJi Market street, 3 r0omed house, halI
lOi Of ground. Price $40.
FL Acre Farm / !; miles south Of Moundsville,
". Va; l1j acres cleared.
JAMES A. HENRY,
Rrnl Estate Agent, L. S. Pension and Claim Az
iorney Collector and Notary Public. apSO
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fillmore Live Stock Mn
CALvEEroS LIVE STOCK YARDS, |
AoSpAVr April 20, 1855 !


There Is a slight falling OF in the number Of
the receipts as compared with last week, with
scarcely as active and hrm demand rs there
was then. The quality Of the offerings shows
little, II any, change. Prices range from ~ to
sc t,et-iIioSt sales about &c net.
Or the receipts, LOT head came by the palti:
more & Ohio railroad and the balance, 500 head
over the Pennsylvania nilroad.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-03

An agent is not always gent, Book
canvasSerS and lightning rod men please
notice.
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Through tickets and baggage checked TO all
points. FCr rates and other Information address
FRED. HuSEMAN,
Trav. Pass. Agent Wheeling.
". J. ROBINSON, Gent Pass Agent.
PATkefSbufg, ". Va
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OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.-TIlE
" Table taking effect April 5, 1883. Passenger
mains daily except those marked thus I which
donot run on Sunday.
S6TITII 60IIN0 Y&C0 FiNS 4 f&NC 9N1 I
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CLAEEHoST LIVE STOCK MARKET, |
BALTIMORE. ADfll 90, lSSS, +

All hogs sold in these yards by f. A. Black
shcre are at gross weight.
Receipts this week, 1911 head, against 4,0I1
head last week.
IS SOaG 90; roughs at s. co.
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A LII KINDS OF BOOK AND JOB
"a Printing neatly and promptly executed NJ
the lntelligenocr Job Rooms.
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JUVENILE JOKERS.
Funny stories About Little People.

NOT DOWN IN TIE SHIPPING LIST.
Mamie docking up from her Christ
mas book of travels)-I say, Tommy,
why do they call ship she?
Tommy Ia misogynist OF ten)-Be'
cause her rigging is worth more than
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DITTsBURGH, CINCINNATI & ST.
i LOUIS RAILWAY Co.-Panhandlc Route
Under schedule in effect November u, 1857,
trains leave Wheeling Central Standard time:
For SteubenyIlle and Pittsburgh, Gas a m, 1915
p IN, 500 N. For Steubenville, sos p m. The
OBS IN aud sos p m trains make direct cOnnCc.
ton for Columbus, Cincinnati, Indianapolis and
Chicago. The 1875 p IN train makes direct con.
nectiOn for Columbus and Chicago.
Trains arrive at Wheeling, 6:l6 m, iO;l6 m,
2:4j y m and 600 pm. myI
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THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
L ONO COUNTY
In the Circuit Court Of Ohio County, West Wiz
giuia. March Rules, ISIS.
John N. Cooper
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28

sissippi, part Of the main stem of the
great river, has its origin in Minnesota, a
thickly populated state, and comparatively
near by. The exploring party who set out
last October followed up the main feeder Of
Lake Itasca They report Nicollet's first
lake CO on the map to be filing up with the
natural wash Of deep valley. Nicollet's
second lake u on the map is round in shape,
and the surrounding scenery is described as
very beautiful. From this little body of
water quietly resting among the beautiful
Minnesota hills emanates the mighty river,
the longest on the globe, famed for the
legends Of primitive races that once lived on
its banks, for the early stories Of Jesuit mis-
sionaries, and later for the contests of the
civil war, which took place on its bosom and
on its backs.
The source of this stream, which stretches
almost through continent, is q little lake
sheltered by hills In Minnesota The entire
Itaska basin is full of interest The scenery
is beautiful, and thousands of boiling springs
are doubtless the source of its lakes, which
are in turn the source Of the river. 1t is not
claimed by Mr.. Brown that he has added TO
the original discoveries, except in correc-
ton. These discoveries were made long ago
William Morrison is supposed to have lived
at Itaska in lS0S. Frequent visits have been
made since, but to Schoolcraft and to Nicol-
let are due the credit of making the firat maps
ever laid down of this interesting reSio2.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
Ee Nilted.

"That reminds me, said an actor, of an
incident up in st. Paul last season in which
two comedians figured Walt Williams, the
monopole man, was up there visiting Crane
ct the time, and one evening after the per-
formance the trio repaired to the Turkish
bath rooms Mrs. Crane was at the hotel
and learned something which it was import
ant that Billy should know at once. She
knew where he was, and on her way to the
hotel Office to get messenger, she met one of
Biny's St. Paul friends. de volunteered his
services for the mission, and the important
message Mrs. Crane was glad to intrust to
him rather than to boy. The gentleman is
quite swell in ST. Paul and an immaculate
dresser, always being attired in the height of
fashion. On this evening he was particularly
well dressed, having just returned from
escorting a lady home from the theatre.
Well, he rushed over to the Turkish bath and
inquired for Crane. The attendant informed
him that Crane was in the hot room with his
party. The gentleman thought to rush In
there, deliver his message and dash out
again. He went in and delivered the mes
sage, but while Crane and Walt held his at
tention, Lou Harrison slipped out and locked
the door. The temperature in the hot room
was 80 dogs. The gentleman was kept in
there fifteen minutes despite his begging and
pleading. When he was allowed to escape
he was a sight. His clothes had melted all
over him, and in undressing he had to call in
the aid of a surgeon and his scalpel. n-Chica-
90 Herald
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
Somebody bust BE Hanged.

laundering men, instead of admitting theil
responsibility, try to excuse themselves by
throwing the blame upon Others. A Sing
halese story illustrates this tendency Of
human nature, and also the French proverb
s'He accuses who excuses himself" One
night thieves broke into rich mans house
and carried OFF all his valuables. On being
arrested, they excused their crime by saying
that they were blameless, as the walls of the
house were SO badly built as to tempt them
to break through. The mason was therefore
to blame for the robbery. The mason was
brought before the magistrate. 1.-THE fault
is not mine," said he, but that Of the coolie
who made the mortar badly" The coolie
laid the blame upon the potter who had sold
him cracked vessel in which he could not
carry sufficient water to mix the mortar
properly. The potter explained that the
blame should not be laid upon him but upon
a pretty woman, who, passing while he was
making the vessel SO riveted his attention
that he forgot about his work. The woman
protested that the goldsmith was at fault
He had failed to send home her earrings and
she passed the potter's shop on her way to
get them. The goldsmith not being able to
offer an excuse for his neglect, was sentenced
to be hanged. His friends begged the judge
to spare him, as he ives sick and Ill favored
and would not make a pretty spectacle.
''But somebody must be hanged" said the
judge His attention was thereupon called
to a fat Moor in a shop opposite, and the
judge ordered him to be hanged in the gold
smiths soead.-San Francisco Argonaut
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
BOSTON :: STORE.
''Reasons Why

''ReaRons Why
You should patIonize the great Rock Is
land route:
l. Because it is always first to give
cheap rates.
2. Because it gives to its patrons only
frstclass accommodations.
g. Because it runs free chair cars on all
trains and Pullman sleeping cars on all
night trains leaving Wichita.
4. Because its ticket agents will sell you
tickets and check your baggage to destina-
lions be it east. west, north or south, and
always ready to give reliable information.
5. Because it is noted on account of its
gentlemanly employees and the attention
paid its patrons.
q. Because it is the only line that ladies
and children can travel over without
worry or trouble and receive the best of
treatment by all employees.
z. Because its tracks are of the heaviest
steel rail, rock ballast, iron bridges com
modious station houses and the finest eat
ing houses in the world
These are only a few reasons why you are
justified in selecting the great Rock Island
route when going on a journey for business
or pleasure-for comfort, speed and safety
the Rock Island route is way ahead. Call
at the ticket offices of this company for
rates, dates, and routes and further infor-
nation, go East Douglas avenue.
15-tf G. A. RUTHERFORD, Ticket Agent.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28

their ponies and went out to meet the enemy
who was supposed to be advancing.
They didn't meet the Crows, but they met
the Eighth cavalry, who had been sent out to
capture them and return them to the agency.
They were all marched back, and Frosted,
whose dream had caused all the excitement,
was put in the guard house. He boosted that
he could make the standing rock walk to his
place of imprisonment The agent said that
if he could do this he would set him free.
Then there was lively betting among the In
dams as to whether he could do the miracle
or not Frosted made three different at
tempts, but failed The agent, however,
fearing that some of the bucks might carry
the rock to the guard house, thought it pru
dent to set guard about it. So it is evident
that there is 'skullduggery" going on outside
the race track. Frosted is meanwhile in
durance awaiting orders from the interior
department what to do with him, some
what knotty question for the secretary to de-
eide. Frosted is now locked up at Standing
Rock agency.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
G,adstone's Secret of Health.

It Is reported that Mr.. Gladstone sscribes
bis splendid health and longevity, says The
Sanitary Era, TO having early learned the
simple physiological lesson, namely, to make
twenty-five bites at every bit Of meat Al
though the twenty-five bites might not make
any impression on the meat in some cases,
the interesting process of counting In every
nouthful must be species Of Illumination
very diverting TO the mind, and cougenial to
the statistical bent Of the great treasury
minister. For the purpose Of mastication,
however, shaving the meat of thin across the
fiber with sharp knife would be moro
effective aud more favorable to sociabiity
az meals
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
Snow Shoes.
Carl Gunder's Philosophy.

Der man mitout any honor Will shwear by
it shust as queek as anybody else.
Some men demand a certificate of charac-
ter simply because dey pay der debts II
has surprise to em.
hat seen men who yhas too good to beat a
street car NIT lead nickel Dey afterwards
robbed der bank of $50, 900 und skipped to
Canada.
Some folks gift poor family a turkey for
Thanksgiving, und some gif 'em sheet OF
piano music 1t vhas all der same thing,
except dot der music doan' make anybody
seek.
hat found out dot der tief who plots to
steal my horse goes along NIT his head down
shu5t der same ash dor man who repeats der
Lords Prayer YcSs..n't shudge Teller by
his looks.
After vhas seek on der bed I can look
pack und see shust where shouldn't hat done
dot vhay. After l vhas well again can see
nottinga
like to gif somepody advice, but when
SOMEBODY advises me, feel dot he should
mind his own peesness.
No doubt somepody has buried his money
in der ground, but you may look for de
money und Will take a bushel Of turnips
LII WAS curious OOu among al Ger nen WHO
know vhas ais dis country und hat a remedy
for der ailments, not one recommends more
sawbuck and less chin-chin.
One reason Why marriage vhas failure
vhas because der wife married for home
und der husband wanted servant.
Conscience vhas queer thing 1t keeps
us from sheating man out of cent to his
face und excuses us if we find und keep his
wallet NIT $50 in it pehind bis back.
No man is entirely satisfied NIT der
weather. For instance, der fly screen man
firmly believes dot winter vhas invented
shust to spoil his peesness und help der wood
men out.-Detroit Free Press.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
Notice.


CHICAGO, Dec. Is, 1888.
The firm of Oberne, Hosick & Co. will
discontinue business in Wichita from this
Bate, and Will be succeeded by the firm of
II. NJ. Hosick & Co. Ali persons having
claims against the firm of Oberne, Hosick
e. Co. will please present them for pay
ment, and all persons showing themselves
30 be indebted TO the firm will please call
and settle.
The business of buying hides, wool, tai
low, etc, will be continued at the old stand
by y. NJ. Hosick & Co.
Mr.. c. W. Southwark, so long and fa-
vorably known to this connection with the
trade, will remain with the new firm as
manager of the house.
Thanking our customers for the trade so
literally bestowed in the past, we solicit a
continuance of the same.
Respectfully,
dSltf h. NJ. HoSICK & Co.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
UnaDpreciated Interest.

Gentlemen" said an indignant passenger
on South side cable car yesterday, twill
none Of you get up and give this old lady a
seatf"
I'm thank you. SIR" snapped the lady,
''to attend to your own affairs. | am not as
old as you are by twenty years, if Pm any
judge of persons age.n
The indignant passenger got off at the next
crossing. Chicago Tribune
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-28
Oyerworked Husbands,

Tired Wife-William. / wish you'd
bring up scuttle of coal.
Husband-There, that's the way with
women; always expecting man to do
half dozen things at once. Can't you
see I'm busy?
You didn't seem to be doing anything
excepting rumuiaging around. haven't
asked you to do anything for about three
weeks, and then l told you I'd like TO
have the legs Of my sewing chair made
shorter"
We'll, I'm looking for the saw
Philadelphia Record