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NASHVILLE MEDICAL COLLEGE.
FACULTY.
HON. WILLIAM p. JONES, NJ. D., Pres.
DUNCAN EVE, NJ. D., Dean.
DUNCAN EVE, N. D.,
Prof. Science and Art of Surgery and Gin.
ical Surgery.

DUNCAN EVE, n. D.,
Prof. Science and Art of Surgery and Gin.
ical Surgery.
WILLIAM F. GLENN, NJ. D.,
Prof.Physiology, Gemmito Urinary and ven-
ereal Diseases. f+,,If . f.,..
J.BUNYAN STEPHENS, NJ. D.,
Prof Obstetrics and Clinical Midwifery.
WILLIAM D. HAGGARD, M. D.,
Prof. Gynecology and the Diseases of
Children.
wOODFORD NJ. VERTREES, NJ. D.,
Prof. Materia Medica and Therapeutics.
PAUL F. EVE, MD,
Prof. General and Descriptive Anatomy.
JOHN s. CAIN, M. D.,
Prof. Practice of Medicine and Clinical
Medicine.
WILLIAM McCAMPBELL, NJ. D.,
Prof. Medical Chemistry and Toxicology;
WILLIAM G. BRIEN, N. D., Ill. D.,
Prof. Medical Jurisprudence.
JOHN G. SINCAIR, NJ. D.,
Prof Diseases, Eye, Ear and Throat.
JAS. Y. CRAWFORD, NJ. D., D. D. g.,
Prof Prophylactic Dentistry and Oral Sur.
gerry.
JAMES F. GRANT, NJ. D.,
Prof. Principles of Surgery.
OSCAR COPELAND, NJ. D.,
WILLIAM F. ARNOLD, NJ. D.,
Demonstrators of Anatomy
Preliminary term commences the Sd Of
September, 1887.
Regular term will begin the 5th of Oeto'
Der, 1887.
Clinical facilities equal to the Northern
and Eastern Colleges.
For information or Catalogue, address
DUNCAN EVE, M. d., DEAN
NASHVILLE, TENN.
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PERFECT SIGHT PRRSERVERS.

Testimonials from the leading physicians
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Passenger trains pass rullahoma going
south 9 So a m, 10 "a p IN and So p M go.
ing north, 32 p IN, 3 80 a IN, 8 70 Il III.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
A Minister'S Tact.

Perhaps as ready a tact as was
ever displayed in the pulpit was on
the part OF a minister who became
the lifelong chaplain of Frederick the
Great. The king chose TO decide be-
tween a number OF applicants by the
way in which they should deliver an
extempore sermon, the text to be
handed them N sealed envelope as
they entered the pulpit. Sunday
came, and after prayers one of the
kings aides presented the minister
with sealed envelope. He opened
il and found it blank. He held up
one side and said: "My brethren, here
is nothing" Then, holding up the
other side, he said: "And here is
nothing, and OF nothing God created
all things" and proceeded to deliver
a magnificent discourse on the power
and wonders OF creation. He obtain
ell the appointment, and held it
through his life time.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
An Absent Minded Preacher
From the Christian Advocate.

From the CHRISTIAN Advocate.
We have heard, on the best authori-
ty, an instance OF absent mindedness,
produced by pre.occupation. A
Presbyterian ministers still living, be.
longing to a celebrated family, was i'll.
Late one Saturday evening he thought
he would be able to preach the follow
ing day, and so secured no supply for
his pulpit. Sunday morning he was
much worse. Nothing having been
done, he determined, if possible, TO
reach the pulpit, offer prayer, and pro.
nounce the benediction, and omit the
evening service. He assembled the pull
pit, announced a hymn, offered a brief
prayer, and rose to express his regret
that he could not proceed
He said it was a great disap-
pointment to him. He had hoped
on that morning to be able to speak
to them upon the following beautiful
passage OF Scripture, announcing his
text but owing to llhealth he should
not be able to do so, aud would mere.
ly state the line of thought which he
intended to communicate. After
speaking for a while upon that, he
said, "In the evening had | dared to
venture out, should have hoped to
follow these reflections with a few re-
marks upon another subject" tan.
nouncing his text After a while a
bell rang. He stopped, placed his
hand on his head. and said to one OF
the Deacons; What is that bell ring
ing for?" Said he: THAT is the one
O'Clock bell, and you have spoken
about two hours in telling us
what you would have said in the
morning. and in the evening if you
had been well enough to speak"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
The Lonely Man,

Robert Burdette has surely discov-
cred the man who thinks the whole
world of journalism will collapse if he
revenges himself by crying, "Stop my
paper" lie says:
There are 1,4oO, 100000 people
living on the planet which we inhabit.
And yet there is now and then a man
who wonders what the rest OF us will
do when he dies. There are people in
society" who honestly think that all
the world closes its eyes when we lie
down to sleep. There are men who
fear TO act according to their own
convictions, because, perhaps, ten
persons in a crowd OF l, 400. 900, 900
will laugh at them. Why, il a man
could only realize every moment what
a busting, busy, fussy important lit
tie atom he is in all this great ant
hill OF important, fussy little atoms,
every day he would regard himself
less, and think still less OF the other
molecules in the corral.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
Progress of Civilization.

The night ends with storm; yet re-
ioice; they herald the morning" were
the last words OF Erasmus, and in the
Frightening light of thenew day the ho-
rizon of the future now plainly reveals
the verdure OF wide forests, temples OF
health and science, the fruit planta-
tions of reclaimed fields and the gar.
den homes OF renaturalized men. The
progress OF our latter day civilization
has not yet reached it's ultimate gaol,
but we can no longer doubt that the
principle OF that progress is reaction
against the doctrine OF anti-natural-
ism. All the Leading nations OF the
Caucasian race are retracing their
steps from ghostland to earth. From
the Caucasus Co the foot of the Cordil-
las, science is busy retaining the
blighted gardens of our earthly para
disc. All OF our successful reformers
are preaching a gospel of a physical
regeneration.-North American Re.
view
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
Eaters of Indian Hemp.

From st. James's Gazette
old and experienced hemp-eaters go
very methodically to work. They
say that to relish hemp one must first
abstain from all stimulating food and
drink for brief period; for only after
a short fast can one taste to the full
delights of hashish and render ones
system fully susceptible to its influ-
ence. So for several days previous to
the "orgie"the experienced hemp-eater
eats no meat, drinks neither wine nor
spirit, lives mainly upon vegetable
foods, light pastry, and ripe fruits,
and smokes little. On the day OF the
debauch he rises very early and fasts
till the afternoon, when the friends
who are to join him arrives. They
prepare for dinner by taking
a strongly charged pipe and inhaling
the thick white smoke. A light meal
is then served in which plenty ofswee.
pastry figures, and each of the COM
pany retires to his cushion prepared
Tor the evening' s indulgence. Musicians
are stationed at the end OF the apart
ment, dancing girls are introduced, or
II the host is very wealthy man he
orders his own slaves in. Hemp boz
luses are passed around, and the pipes
we'll charged with the drug. For this
purpose tobacco is first laid in the
bowl, upon this a small charge OF pure
hashish extract is placed, and the
whole is fired by the means OF glow
ing ember of charcoal and saltpetre,
which has been mingled with honey
aud dried. Strong and we'll sweetened
coffee is handed round; and while the
dancing and music 60 on the smokers
begin. Lounging back they suck the
smoke into the lungs and air passages
sending it forth again through the
widely distended nostrils; and, gazing
upon the forms and faces pos
turing and revolving before them, the
hashashin swims off in a sea of bliss
full content that verges upon ecstasy.
AS soon as the pipe is exhausted,
strong coffee without sugar is taken,
and this rouses the dreamers from
their vision of delight. But "bolus"
of hemp cake, and another pipe well
charged, stimulates afresh the excited
luldRiudLlOHt anu SSuus ILSlH Oh
again into their dreamlands. The
singers chant their songs, and the
almehs sway in their passionate
dances. This goes on for hours, fresh
pipes and coffee being passed around
at intervals, the smokers waking
from one dream only TO go off into
another. Such an orgie. indeed, is
sometimes protracted for two or
three days. Then lassitude and ex.
haustion ensue, and the hashash ex.
perienCes sort ofrevulsion against the
drug which lasts for some weeks, when
the longing for it returns. In many
parts-among the Bektaches, for ex-
ample-there are regular gatherings
for hemp-smoking, just as the Nsairie
of Syria meet on certain days to
drink hemp tea. The poorer classes
find opportunities for INDUCING in the
drug in the so-called "meshash" or
hemp houses. These are forbidden in
most moslem countries But though
the law may prohibit, it cannot
suppress these places.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
The 5ustIe in White Horse
H.,f@t-

Rocky Mountain News: Every
niiner in the camp was exc tied and
talking about it. Now, it took some
very important event to thor ouehly
arouse all the boys along the gulch.
A row in which only one man was
considered very commonplace So
cial event, and an ordinary lynching
did not attract much attention.
What was it?
Why, there was woman in camp,
and ali was commotion. 1t was the
first great social event IN White Horse
Gulch.
The young lady had finished her
dinner and was strollng about the
camp with her uncle, large, feshy,
jolly old man, who WAS large stock.
holder in one OF the principal mines in
the gulcb. He had brought his niece,
q young lady OF 20, on a trip with him
for company. and also to show her
something OF the wild and rugged West.
lt had been many month since the
boys had seen woman, and hence
everybody wanted to meet her and in.
vite her to par AXE of the hospit ali
ties OF White Horse Gulch, for all the
latch strings were ont, and she would
have been welcomed to the best the
rude mountain cabins afforded
Now, any woman would have APP
peared handsome. A dried.up old
maid from New England, dieted and
preserved on non sugared tea for a
quarter OF a century. would have been
considered handsome and very lovely,
for the mountain boys are very gal
liant to women, and old maids are Civ
en- fair show every time.
The boys were all charmed by the
polite manners and han lsome face OF
the young lady. but there was look
OF deep sympathy in the eyes OF all
when they saw her. at is too bad"
was the prevailing sentiment OF all.
What a handsome face, pard," ex.
claimed a miner, "but how uniortun-
ate"
Some admired her handsome lace.
others her beautiful back hair, and
Others her comedy shaped foot, but all
pitied her for her Geformity.
That evening, after the young lady
had retired, the uncle was chatting
with number OF the miners. and his
niece of whom the fond uncle was very
proud, became the topic of converse
ton. Finally, one harder than the
rest, said it was a pity she was de.
formed. In tones of sympathy he
told the uncle how the hearts OF all
the miners in White Horse Gulch had
gone out toward him for her affliction.
Afflicted" shouted the enraged I'M
Gle, Afflicted! Why, she is only wear
ing one OF those blankety blank bus.
ties" And everybody replied in cho-
rus:
"Bustle! hustle! What's a hustler"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
I've Been Thinking,

Says c. ii. Yatman in Records oil
Christian Works:
l. That an ounce of scriptural
knowledge used il worth ton unus-
ed.
2. That a good many know the Bi'
BILE that don't know God.
3. That fair mixture OF faith and
common sense makes a mighty COED
Christian worker.
a. That a good many prayers, il
answered, would make heap of lazy
Christians.
5. That lots of preachers have
good guns, but are awful poor at aim
ing.
8. That heaps of cannon balls are
fired from pulpits, when grape.shot
would do more good in getting game.
7. That poor listeners are as guilty
as poor preachers.
8. That lots Of stlngy men go to
church.
o. That we ought to have a school
for educating sections.
10. That architects should plan
fresh.air tubes to be worked by the
foot from the pulpit.
IL. That it would be well to loci;
the church doors when the service be-
gins.
IL. That scores of takers nova.
days don't know when to quit,
10. That a few good, plain. whole,
some sermons on plain dress would fit
both sexes at this time.
IA. That lots oil Christians ought
to be told their faults IN private.
15. That 1t is mighty certain many
professors have a good deal ofreligion
and no Christ, and are lost.
IS. That every blggun preacher
ought to have one or two little
preachers about him learning how.
IT. That theological professors
need hearts just as big as their heads
and lust as full.
Is. That Christ, if here, would hard
u rent a pew in a church.
49, That we all mad best examine
ourselves to see il we are what we
ought to be.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

The new laboratory OF the School OF
Mines made the first run ofDakota tin ore
at Rapid City. The rudCction process
was n complete success. Plans for the cree
ton Of large works for treating tin by this
process were Immediately formed by lead
ing citizens. Prof. Emmons of New York.
who has been recently inspecting and in
vestigating mines left for Chicago to look
for machinery He promises to take one
fifth OF the stock OF the new company.
The process is so simple and cheap,
it is thought the works cannot fail to pay.
The Northern Light or Hills Boat No.
1 " as she has frequently been spoken OF,
was successfully launched at Cleveland,
and measures 300 feet keel, 3l2 feet over
all. 40 feet beam and 24h feet hold. She
has an estimated carrying capacity OF
., 500 tons, and an e4timated speed OF
twelve and one hall miles per hour. As
soon as completed she will be put on the
Northern line between West Superior and
Buffalo and II is expected that she will be
Joined during the season, by two more
boats for the same line from the yard oil
the same builders.
At meeting of the Montana stock.
growers association at Miles City the fol-
lowing officers were elected: President
Joseph Scott; first vice president, Henry
Tusler; secretary and treasurer, X. b.
Brown. r. Z. Ford w. Floweree, c. w.
TAYLOR, +. e. Robertson, William Ferdon,
T. j. Bryan, j. J. Thompson, j. w. Buster,
J. l.. Day and II. r. Phillips.
II is understood that subscription is
being circulated in the Senate to create a
! relief fund for MrS. Waite, the widow OF
the late chief Justice. Senator'S Edmunds
and Payne are credited with having sub
scribed $500 and $3.50 respectively.
The Southern Minnesota dentists asso.
citation at their session in Mankato elected
officers as follows: President, DR.. {. II.
Stearns, Zumhrota; vice president, DR.. n.
u. Patten, 81. Peter; treasurer, Dr.. {. d..
snow, lie Sueur; secretary, DIR. w c. Mer-
rill Albert Lea The next meeting will be
held in November at Albert Lea.
Cameron, the Winnipeg bank embezElsr.
as already stated, gave up the names OF
his aeeomplices, McKitriek and Nelie OF
Winnipeg. Cameron says that he first APP
preached Diamond. the man arrested at
Emerson. Diamond refused to be party
but told Cameron that Mckitrick and Selie
we're the men he WAS looking Tor, so Cam
eron agreed to give $4,000 to each, ana
the rest OF the $40. 00n was to be forward
ed 60 him when the excitement blew over.
Cameron gave up the names on a solemn
promise from Balionr and Richardson
that his friends would not be prosecuted;
also TO allow Cameron to keep what mon
ey he had with him, about $500
The supposition that Mr. Gladstone and
Lord Randolph Churchill we're bitter per-
sonal, as well as political enemies Was al
most II not completely overthrow by the
discovery that they were paired IN the
division OF the question OF passing the de-
ceased wifss sister bill
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
Feasting on Dog.

Wamego has family OF dog-eaters
IL is reported that they actually raise
dogs for the table We don't know
whether they preserve them for the
winter use or not. but suppose they
look after supply for that purpose.
This is not pointer" for our butch
ers, but it is n fact. We have seen
the Kaw tribe of Indians cook dog for
a feast, and were invited to partake OF
the dish, hut always declined with
thanks.-Kansas Agriculuurist.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
s tlls. measure as unconstitutional and IN

"
| wise. anu un
The committee then rose, the bin wa,
passed, and the house adjourned.
SENATE
Mr. Hoar offered a resolution. which was
referred to the committee on Toreion raia.
tions, providing that the official renorisr
shaN De admitted TO report the debates
ana proceedings OF the senate when the
nsheSies treaty shall be under considera.
The senate then resumed considsrat,o,,
OF the bill Tor the admission OF south Da.
hota' and It was finally passed by a strict.
" party Note,-Ieas 20, nays %.
HOUSE.
The House went into committee of the
whoie tMr. Springer OF Illinois, in the
ehair) Tor the further consideration OF the
indian appropriation bill An Amendment
was adopted appropriating 500. 600 for The
education oil Indian pupils in Alaska. An
aine9dment was adopted striking out the
provision Tor an inspector OF India.
emit oil Indian schools
Mr.. Bayne, Of Pennsylvania, offered an
amendment providing that at Indian day
ana training schools where church organ.
iEatlons are insisting in the educational
work the Christian Bible may be taught
IN ths native language OF the Indians. IL In
tne opinion OF the persons In charge OF the
schools, 1t is deemed conducive To the
moral welfare OF the people. Adopted.
SENATE.
ate. '''o SOU
HOUSE.
Ihe house resumed consideration of tbe
indian appropriation hill, the pending
question being on the motion OF Mr.. Ran.
dali, to strike out the Choetaw Judgment
seeuon. This motion was lost and The
bill passed.
Mr.. Townshend. of Illinois. from the
COMMITTEES on military affairs, reported
his bill placing Gen. w. f. (Baldyl Smith
on the retired list with the rank of m,ior-
| general ~
motion to proceed to the eonsidera.
ton OF private business was defeated bv
the managers oil the various approximation
bills, and, on motion OF Mr.. blanchard.
chairman OF the committee on rivers and
harbors, the House went into COMMITTEES
OF the whole on such measures.
Today was the Tooth day OF the present
session. Tbs total number of bills and
resolutions introduced in the Senate and
House up to this date is IL, Sos, exceed
ing by more than 1000 the number pre-.
sented in the first 100 days OF the last
congress. Sc TAR the House has passed
40 bills and the Senate S3l, and 1856
House bills and ~ Senate bills have been
sent to the President fer his approval.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
An Offensive Breath

is most distressing not only to the person
afflicted If ne have any pride, but to those
with whom he comes in con.
tact. IL is II delicate matter
to speak OF, but it has parted not on.
" friends but lovers. Bad breath and
catarrh are inseparable. DIR. Sagcs Catarrh
Remedy cures the worst cases as thousands
can testify.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

Mr.. T n Humphrey, OF Tenn. "and It gives
me great pleasure 10 say that for severe
coughs and colds Aliens Lung Balsam is
the best remedy now offered for sale. |
have induced many to try it with the best
Of results" At Druggists. 25c., Soc, and
81 90 bottle.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
Railroads are Troubled by
TFampS,

Excepting the engineer, conductor
and trainmen, few people have any
idea of the vexation and annoyance
which those in charge of train. pas,
senger or freight, are compelled to sub
nit to on account OF tramps. A
prominent official of the Missouri Pa
cifiC, in talking about the matttr, says
that fully $4,000 of these worthless
characters are ploddine along the rail.
roads Of the country. They are con
slant menace to the safety of travel
ers, as well as the property OF the
companies. Some of them do not hest.
tate to turn switches if they can find
them unlocked. and many accidents
were the truth known would be
charged up to them. They fire bridges
depots and fences, and not only steal
from cars, but make away with heavy
lots of iron. One of their fevorite
practices is to steal hand cars to help
them along in their iourney.-Omaha
Republican.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26
con.umptIon SURELY cured.

To the Editor:-Plesse INFORM your readers
that have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands ol
hopeless ca 1es have been permanently cured. I
shall be glad to send two bottles OF my remedy free
to any of your readers who have consumptionu
they will end me their Express aud p. o. address.
Respectfully. T A slocum. NJ c. ISL Pearl st y y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

And all the diseases OF the Throat and
Lungs, can be cured by the use Of Scorts
EMULSION. an il contains the healing vir-
tues OF Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites
in their fullest form. Is beautiful creamy
Emulsion palatable as milk, easily di-
gested, and can be taken by the most deli
cate. Please read Il consider Scott s
Emulsion the remedy par-excellence in Tn-
berculous and StrUmous Affections, to say
nothing OF ordinary colds and throat
troubles. Wv. r. S. CoNNELI., n, d.. Man.
chester. o.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

W hfo
The steamboat, the reaper, the sewing
machine,
Cars running by night and by day,
Houses lighted by gas and heated by
steam,
And bright electricity's ray.
The telegraph's click speeds like lightning
released,
Then the telephone comes to excel it;
And, to put on the finish, the last but
not least
Is the famed little Purgative Pellet.
Last hat not least is Dr. Pierce Pleas.
ant Purgatiye Pellet, because it relieves
human suffering, adds to the sum OF hu.
man comfort, and enables the relieved
sufferer TO enjoy all the blessings and lux.
uries of the age we live in.
OF the twenty elk bsrons who signed the
magma charta only three could write their
names.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

SUFFERERS FROM CouGHs. SORE THROAT,
etc, should try Browns Bronchial Tro.
ches, a simple but sure remedy. Sold
only in boxes. Price 20 cents.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

SCRATCHES. n. ShafFer, Madison,
Wis. says: IL cured horse OF the worst ease
OF scratches that ever saw with Veterinary
Csrbolisaive. or all the remedies ever saw
this is the ''boss." pc and p, at Druggists.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-04-26

Explaining the Liberal Faith as held by
Unitarians,> sent free by addressing NJ. 4.
Partridge. HOS Harmon Place, Mime
apolis, or J. f. Mccain. ] 81 Pleasant Ave.,
st. Paul, MINI.