The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-06
BRIGHT BITE

In NEW YoRK.-Did you see many tandems
whiie you we're in Boston, Chawles?
-, Not many, Gus. They mostly ride hobbies
there, you know. Judge.
"AH it fills my heart with Joy" said q coun-
try minister, as the last note of the organ died
away, TO see so many strangers among this
beautiful SABBATH morning The good book
says: He was a stranger, and took him in
The collection will now be taken up,"-LGe.
MoTHER-O, doctor, I'm so glad you have
come. We have just had such scare. We
thought at first that Johnny had swallowed a
five-dolar gold piece.
Doctor-And you found out that he didn'tP
Mother-Yes; 1t was simply nckel.-Judge.
rs THERE going to be any music at the
church festival tonght?n asked Shocks of the
pastor.
Il do not know" responded that dignitary,
who had been many times snubbed by the
leader. Il do not know, but the choir will sing "
P-Nusicdi Herald
A MARKED INSTRUMENTATION lady TO village
postmistI ess)-hev We got anythin' fer me, Miss
Bulard?
Postmistress-Here's a postal from your
daughter MANDY. How she do improve in
spellin' sence she S ben goin' to that boardin'
school.-HdrDer'S BozHr
JoBsoN-Hello, Dobson. See the piano fac
tory fire last mighty
Dobson-Yes Firemen worked like beavers.
Jobson-No they didn't; they had a regular
picnic.
Jobson--Wcrent they playing on the pianos?
-NeD York sun.
ALI TASTES SUITED.-Experienced Page-Geu-
tleman from Maine wants to look at the repub-
lican platform sir
Republican Statesman Here il is. Show him
the temperance end Of it.
Experienced Page-HiG nose is awful red, sir
Republican Statesman-Eh' Show him the
free whisky plank.-The Cartoon
PA said Johnny, what does the paper
"a #
Corps Oh, that spAlls corpse, and means
a body. A corps of soldiers is body of sol
diers. Dom you know how your history tells
of the body of soldiers moving up the hill:''
And then Johnny sighed to think how he
must study, study, study, to become as wise as
his father. H0rper's Bdzdr.
GRACE from Vassar)-What lovely pair of
| biceps you have. Mr.. Giibley. We have been
admiring them ever since we started
Glibley with Insoe 6 Vamp wholesale
dealers in walking gearl-Thanks awfully Miss
Grace. but that's not the name They are
pebble goat, warranted hand Sewed. patent
heels, latest design, southern tie low-ctt and a
handsome buttoner goes with each pair. Vas
sar subsidies - Exchange
ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY.-"O, mother. cried q
North Side youngster who had been visiting
an elder brother in school, Il learned lots to-
daY. "
What was one thing you learned?" asked the
II learned in the 'rithmetic class" was the
| reply, that the square of the base and perpen-
dcular of rght-handed triangle is equal to
the sum of the hippopotamus. Chicago
| Tribune.
| CONSISTENCY Is A JEwEL.-Woman Ito tramD)
I don't see how you kin eat in such hot
| weather don't swaler enough to keep bird
| alive.
Tramp quitting away the last morSeD-
| Madam, poor people have to put up with a
| great deal.
Woman--I s'pose so. Now can't you saw a
| little wood?
| Tramp reproachfullv)-Madam, if you think
it is too hot to eat it is certainly too hot to sa
wood-woman is nothing if not inconsistent
| The Epoch.