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The evening world., 1888-10-02
A Very Small Affair, hut Apparently Very
swell.

n very rtnail Aunir, nut apparently very
swell.
People stood on the curbstone and looked
across towards the Stddts Zeitung office.
A crowd of boys and men were following
something. because they moved along and
looked at some object which they seemed to
have surrounded. Nothing WINS visible ex-
cept the mob of "Modocs" and curious
men.
Finally they came to halt at the crossing
of the Fourth avenue railway. They were a
good-natured crowd, for they were smiling
but what they were gathered about was as
much hidden as the queen bee is in a swarm.
A car came along and a man in the crowd
raised his arm and stopped it. Then the
crowd gradually parted, and a wonderfully
little creature, dressed to kill" strutted
over to 1t with the dignity of a New York
Alderman. climbed upon the step and disap-
peared in the car.
The crowd watched him off with o good
natured grin. The little atomy had on n
blue frock coat. very swell English brooches.
patent leather shoes and q shining tall hat.
He looked like L. Berry Wall set mp in agate.
"He must have escaped" said one of the
b%ystanders.
THAT'S Commodore Mutt" said another.
Perhaps it was. 1t was q dwarf.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

GHooLY KHAN, the first Envoy Extraordi.
nary and Minister Plenipotentiary ever sent
by Persia to the United States. will receive
n hearty welcome from the people. He will
be q lion at Washington and his pres
ence will induce the ladies to read
over again the adventures of Lalla Rookh
and Feramonz. 1t is to be feared, however,
that by many Minister GHooLY will be con-
founded with Mr.. Gillooly, made famous in
Mr.. HARR1aAN's songs.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

The Grayling and the Sachem are two of
the best yachts to be found in any waters.
They are just now trying conclusions as to
their respective qualities in a series Of three
races for a prize of $1O,O OO. Yesterday the
Grayling scored one. the course being D
straight twelve miles to windward and re-
turn. She will have all she can do to beat
the Sachem in tho second trial of the series.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

There is some similarity between the Trusts
and gamblers in corners 30 far as the effects
Of their operations are concerned. Sugar
has gone up in retail price, and coal is high
and rising Just as winter comes on. This
Is the work of Trusts. Bread is to be one
cent n loaf dearer or the size of the loaf Ia to
be reduced. This is the work of "Old
Hutch" Are they both private affairs 2"
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Supt. MURRAY yesterday cut of the but
tons from the coat of o worthless policeman
who had got onto the force through q false
affidavit, and sent him forth from Hoadquar-
ters in disgrace. The Superintendent docs
his best to weed the force of bad men.
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Oae Must Cboosr with Care.

To he Ed0or ~ The EveNfno World:
I have sent q few issues of your paper to
friends of mine in Europe. and by return
mail 1 received several answers discussing
with more or less ability the interesting
question, us Marriage a Failure P" One of
the letters finishes with the words: ~
should not be surprised to see this very
question brought up by one of our leading
Partisan papers,"
My opinion upon this question is this (:
Marriage never can and never will be a fail
ure if ladies as we'll as gentlemen choose
carefully before engaging themselves. and
choose "A character which will agree hest with
their own. If this is done. marriage will
lead 10 happiness. Women are born to love
and to receive love. They will. If only
treated with common sense. be good wives
and do their level best to make their hus-
bands ba hsv happy, vo THIS IN Is what what / have learned
of the world and having studied the matter
with care. GusTAvE PoRGEs.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Miss DELLA A. RUooLEs, q young dress
maker of Lynn, Mass, is in trouble. Hav-
ing kindled q fame in the heart of q young
with her house. Being we'll insured. she set
fire to her dwelling In order to get money
for q start in life. She is now in the tolls of
the Lynn police instead of in the bonds of
matrimony.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

President CLEVELAND hos made it clear that
he dot, .ot like the Chinese, that he never
did like them, and that no has made up his
mind from the start that they must be kept
out of the United States either by treaty or
law. AS the Chinese Government does not
like the treaty he proposed, he has signed the
Exclusion Law, and the Pacific States will
rejoice,
The evening world., 1888-10-02
SPORTING GOSSIP.
The Kilrain-Unkuown Fight and Other m
teresting Topics

The kilratn-Unkuown Fight and Other M
teresting Topics fY
Sporting men think the arrangement of Q
great heavyweight championship battle only
a matter of time. Kilrain will. of course
defend his title, and who his antagonist is to
be is the question. Few still think Joe Lam
non, of Boston. will be the man. Joe is
undoubtedly game and clever, and
would be glad of a chance to have
another shy at his old rival but while he
has greatly improved since he fought Jake
unsuccessfully. no one doubts that Kilrain
hns increased in size. strength and stamina
and learned many a point since he met Joe.
If Mr.. Fox rescinds his demand to have the
unknown named by the Illustrated Netns peo-
pie and the match is made on Charley Mitch
ellis arrival, the battle will go on record az
one of the best and most quickly arranged
matches. t'l-
Billy Dacey was at the Pelham steeple.
chases yesterday accompanied by Oakley.
Kerker and other sports. He is looking as
are coming rapidly to the opinion first given
in this column that McAulife has taken on
a bit more than he can do: The fight be-
tween these light-weights is due inside of
fortnight. aud great efforts are being made
10 get the straight tip. Tt
Pelham races yesterday were as rural o lot
as pumpkins ever gazed upon. The manage
ment wasted SO little money in printers ink
that the attendance even with good weather
would hardly have been large. vt
Mike Cleary, the one-time champion Of the
middle weights, is trying to get on @ match
for an unknown with the Brooklyn strong
boy. John Fallon. If Fallon fails to pick mp
the gauntlet, the unknown will be backed
against the South Boston heavyweight, Joe
Lannon.
Everything points to a successful meeting
at Jerome. 1t commences to-day and con.
tinues till Saturday, Oct. Is. -
The six days race on roadseullers or row.
ing-tricycles will be an interesting novelty
for next week. The roadsculler win fill one
long felt want If its use becomes popular.
1t will give the arms the exercise they nave
SO long been deprived of. In nearly all OK
gets the main benefit. The meeting at the
Garden does not promise so well, in the opin-
ion of those best qualified to Judge, as IL
would if put off until after the close OF the
racing season, or if some means could be de-
vised for specializing on the result. Thare
six;day contest in Madison Square Garden
ance. X
An athletic entertainment and boxing COM
petition for the amateur championship Of
America at 1870 pounds. under the auspices
of the Star Athletic Club. will be held at
Skillman avenues, Dutch Kills, Long Island
City. or Monday evening, Oct: %. A hand
some trophy valued at $50 will be awarded
to the winner of the competition. 49,
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Prom me BOSTON Couriev.l
The man who owns the barking dog
That Keeps w all awake
10 always speaking OF the noise
His neighbours children make!
When Just on ruin brink
Can't for the life Of him perceive
WHAT JOY men md In drink.
''Tls ever thu" In human life;
To cIiticise we're prone;
But cannot see our own.
The evening world., 1888-10-02
On the BIeachins boards.

Porkopolite las one of the Babes makes a dinicult
running catch, retiring the Giants without a run>-
No Polo Ground slouch about him. That Fleet
woods a lightning player, he IT,
Gothamite-Ya-ss. Game goes on. Bases full.
two men ou'. Fleetwood fans out You're right
about Fleetwood. He Is q lightning player.
Porkopolite tmad. as a funne[shaped cyclone)-
How'S tnat?
GOtnamlle-Never strikes twice in the zane
Mace.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

TFFUW VI EVOcN.1
81 confess, sir" SAID The widow, with some
~shyness, ''that / might in time learn to love you.
but, er-you are quite poor, are you not"
"Well. yes; my income ia not large, but with
you, dear Mrs. TompEins, to cheer and encourage
me, 1t would soon u
"Ah," interrupted the widow, with a sigh.
'that would lie giving hostages TO fortune. am
to piye up a dead sure thing Tor a rank un-
certainty"
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Do You

Have that extreme tired feeling, iAnEuor. without apps-
lite or strength, impaired digestion. aud u general foel-
ing OF miSsry II 10 impossible TO dssoribsf Hoods Bar
saparillA is q wonderful medicine for creating an sppe.
lite. promoting digestion. aud toning up the whole sys.
tenn. giving strength and activity in place OF weakness
and debility. Be sure to get Hoods sArsapsnlia. Sold
by druggists. q, sx for %. Prepared only By q. l.
HOOD q CO.. ApothooAEtos. Lowell Mas.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Bagley tsternly)-Aurelia, let this thing stop
right here. Mr.. De Twirliger-
Aurelia-oh, pawl do you forbid Arthur the
house?
Bagley-He may come every night IN the week
II he pleases, but he shall not bring his dog into
my parlor. Last night Its howliDgs kept me awake
for an hour.
Aurelia-why pawl that was Arthur singing q
selection from "ErminieW
The evening world., 1888-10-02
What the Matter WINS.

TTT0W We Fp0ch,I
"Why, John, what Is the matter with baby ?"
she said, as she came hastily into the house. s'ne
Is crying bitterly"
eyes" replied the OLD man. as he handed the
infant over. '.he is evidently thinking OF what the
governor OF Nortn. Carolina said TO the, GOVer1os
OF South Carolina"
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Strained Relations.

Brown 10 Robinson>-Why, ] thought you Know
Dumley, that gentleman / Just bowed TO.
RobinSon-I've known him for years; bat no
never speaks TO me now a. We pass by.
Brown-Had q quarrel
money
The evening world., 1888-10-02
An ELEVATED RAILROAD DECISION,

Judge ANDREWS has decided to give the
Elevated Railroad companies q commission.
for the purpose Of acquiring title to the
easements in real estate. along the lines of
their roads This Is in some respects Q
The evening world., 1888-10-02
St. Rernnrd,. Church Fnir.

A fair for the bcncnt Of 81. Bernard's Church
opened at CALIFORNIAN Hall, Horatlo street, near
Eighth avenue, last night, aud will continue two
weeks. There were many attractions for the OPEN
ing, and more are promised for succeeding nights.
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Cheap as Dirt.

"You fellows charge q very high price for pull
ing teeth" said o real-estate dealer to a dentist.
ION, ! don't know about that, was the conn.,
dent reply, 1--WE only charge O dollar an acher.
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Must Make n showing.

IFTOm The Ep0eh,I
Old Gentleman TO little boy fishing on sundayt-4
Won't your parents be very angry wnen they learR
that you have been nshing on the sabbsth day
Little Boy-They will II you stand there much
longer botherin' me, an scarin' the 1sn. I've had
bad luck 20 far, an ev'ry minnit counta.n If'
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Reason aud Treason In n Bachelor.

To ts Editor of The Evenin0 World:
I am o bach, >" but I believe marriage is
not a failure if husband and wife are reason
able and love each other.
A REASONABLE BACH"
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Direct

tFrom the Epooh.I
"Are you tlcklish ~ inquired young FeAiherly.
who had Bobby on hrs knee.
"a little, " responded Bobby, ''but not so much
Why do yon think I'm tickiSn, Bobby :"
tPa says BO,n
The evening world., 1888-10-02
Drinks the Best.

TFFoW NE Ep0ch.I
Brown-What do you pay for your whiskey,
Dumley
Dumley-I thic) don't drink nothIn' less than l6-
cent goods, Brown.
Brown don't mean by the drink. What do you
pay for IL BY the barrel7
The evening world., 1888-10-02
THOSE SOCIAL CONUNDRUMS.
is MARRIAGE A FAILURE? OR BACHELOR
HOOD A SUCCESS?

Many mea and Many Women OF Many
MInds-Wherein Bachelorhood IL n Rank
Fniiure-A Philosophers View OF the
Controversy-' Gladiator" Tackles the
Problem.
To the Editor Of The Erenfno World,
Is bachelorhood a success2 No. certainly
not, the exceptions being a small minority OF
cold, phlegmatic and selfish mortals, whose
hearts instincts are limited TO core for their
stomachs and money getting. and q somewhat
moro numerous class, who, unfortunately,
have not had the good fortune to meet those
possessing the necessary qualifications for
making homes happy, and even their success
Is problematical.
1t must be conceded that there are diff
culties in the way of bringing the sexes
together in such a manner as to facilitate
each choosing a partner most likely to
secure that desired result-"a happy
home"
Homes not merely four square walls,
Though with pictures hung and Pilded;
Home 10 where affection dwells,
Filled with shrines the heart hath moulded.
Many girls are acquainted with perhaps
quite q number of men whose habits,
the idea of their ever becoming good
husbands. If they are girls of intelligence
aud correct principles they will not accept
the dictum that any is better than none."
NO., tney Wult Oh LII tne nope tnat tne1r lQeal,
or some one approaching to it, will offer
sooner or later, and eventually drift into that
generally and most u~njustly derided class
called " old maids" The same occurs with
men. II frequently happens that a mans
acquaintance is limited to some few whose
highest aspirations are for dresses. millinery
display and Irritation. the better qualities, II
any such exist, being buried too deep for
recognition or resuscitation. TIL result is
he remains what l an at present, an old bach
elor. ANXIOUS.
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Everything points to a successful meeting
at Jerome. 1t commences today n CON.
tinues till Saturday, Oct. Is. -
The evening world., 1888-10-02

Mike Cleary, the one-time champion Of tho
middle weights, is trying to get on q match
for an unknown with the Brooklyn strong
boy, John Fallon. If Fallon fails to pick up
the gauntlet, the unknown will be backed
against the South Boston heavyweight, Joe
Lannon
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land, the teachings CT any olU.r. Oh
ganization or association to the Cot
trary nOtwiths raudink.
Ii an individual shall offer to take tie
oath, it is not for another to say
he shall not do it, Whether or
not that other may be opposed TO
the former il pondcs and religion.
The registrar and the judge Of election
have done their duty when they hav,
recorded the oath and accep ted the vote
of the applicant; if The latter kas
violated the law and sworn falsely, it i.
for the courts to deal with hin,
criminally. The courts and all the
machinery of the law are in hands oil
non Mormons and anti Mormons, and
If the Mormons shall violate the cleo
lion law it will be no diff suit under
t liking to impose punishment. Just as
it has not been found hard task to
inf ct upon them the prescribed penal.
lies for violating other statutes.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TO THE
~ stockholders of the Blackfoot Stock
COMPANY that there will be a meeting OF
the stockholders of said company for the
ticles of Association by increasing its cap.
ital stock from Fifty Thousand Dellars to
Two Hundred Thousand Dollars
Said meeting will be held at the hour of
eleven O'Clock in the forenoon of the Sd day
of September, 1888, at the Office of the Des
eret National Bank of Salt Lake City, at
Number 70, East Temple Street in said Salt
Lake City, IL Utah Territory
JOHN SHARP,
President of the Blackfoot Stock Com.
pany and Presid ent of its Board of Directors
HEBER M WELLS,
Secretary of said Company and Secretary
of its Board of Directors
SALT LAKE CITY, August Sth, 1888
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-16

CARPET MANUFACTURERS of this coun-
try say that were it not for the duty on
raw wool. they would supply the mar
kets of the world, and to justify them
selves in this assertion, make COM
parison of the expense of manufactur-
ing carpets in the United States and
England. Even the LABOR cost is less
here than in England. The figures be-
ing correct free wool would increase
the demand for that article to supply
the increased demand for American
carpets, and necessarily the wages Of
American labor would be increased
Correspondingly.
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Z. AUERBACH & BRO.
SPECIAL BARGAIN SALE.

Throughout this Month will Special Bargains Every
Depa Goods
placed .e the following
EXCEPTIONALLY CHEAP BARGAINS!
P.srivvy rhe in Utah.
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SALE OF CITY BONDS.
General Manager,
Dallas, Texas

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ON
In the first day of September, A. u. 1888,
the City of Salt Lake will issue five hundred
bonds of the denomination of one thousand
dollars each, payable twenty years after
date, but subject to redemption any time
after ten years from date, at the option of
the city. Said bonds to bear interest from
date until paid at the rate of five per cent.
per annum, payable semi-annually on the
first day of March and September of each
year. AT 10 O'Clock am on the twenty
fifth day of September, 1888. at the office
Of the Treasurer of SAT- Lake City. three
hundred and fifty of said bonds will be sold
to the highest bidders for cash.
Bids will be received by me for the pur-
chase of said bonds, or any portion thereof,
from the eighth day of September, 1888, till
o'clock am; of the twenty-ffth day of
September. 1888
The right to reject any and all bids is
hereby reserved in behalf of said city
ORSON F. WHITNEY,
Treasurer of Salt Lake City.
SALT LAKE CITY, August 18th, 1888.
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WHO ARE PRorECTIoNIsrs ?,

The declaration upon which the Re
pu6licans lay most stress is that a pro
tective tariff is in the interests of the
laboring classes. The profession of deer
love for the American workingman is
very earnest. If one believed the asser-
tons of these politicians he would b.
forced to also believe that the high pro-
tectionists were veritable saints, whose
hearts were bubbling over with love for
the laborer, and whose brains were con
stantly giving birth to schemes for the
improvement Of the condition OF
the toilers. But intelligent men
do not b'lieVe these professions
and protestations. Intelligent men
have some knowledge o. human
nature. They know that ma
ture is in the main the same in rich
and poor, in high and low, and that
selfshness is one of its chief charac-
teristics. Now and then a wholly IN
selfish person appears, who devotes
himself to the bitterment of his fell
lows, in whom charity and benevolence
are the controlling virtues, and who
gives for the love of giving. There are
rare exceptions to the rule, however
as with the great majority of mankind
self is uppermost. Politicians are not
unlike others in this respect.
If protection is such 8 good thing
for the workingman, why is it that
the manufacturers and the employer .
are such firm friends of the system? In
other matters have these same en-
ployers manifested great love ana con-
siderstion for the laborers? Does Mr..
Andrew Carnegie display affection for
b men when he imports ignorant
Bohemians because they will work for
ninety cents a day, being able to sup
port themselves with forty cents, while
the intelligent American working
man cannot live and support his
family on less than $3.50 per day?
Mr.. Carnegie is one OF the
most pronounced protectionists in
the land. What other employer
is so much in love with his men that he
voluntarily increases their wages, and
manifests desire to give them more
than their necessities compel them to
accept? The employers, the manufact.
urers, are the proteotionists. Those in
Pennsylvania, the most protected"
State in the Union. have recently
promised to Chairman Qlay, of the
Republican Executive Committee, one
million dollars for the campaign. Is
any one foolish enough to think
these men are giving this money with
the view to helping their
When did the Pennsyl-
vaLia manufacturers give their men
When did they give them
anything which the poor fellows did
not work for?
If the employers thought that protec-
ton would help the workingmen by
increasing their wages, they would
spend their money IaYishly for free
trade. The selishness of human ma
ture is asserting itself in this campaign
as it does in other matters of life.
Those who derive the benefit from
protection are contributing to the
fund raised for the election of Harr j.
son, and the poor people who are OPP
pressed by high tariff are giving
nothing for the correction of the sys-
TEN which adds 47 per cent. to the cost
of all they wear, the furniture in their
houses, the tools and implements
which they use, and some of the very
food which they eat.
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THIS THING has gone about fan
enough. Nobody complained when
New York went wild over Blsine s
home coming, nor did anybody objecl
to The ovation all along the line, as it
we're; but when Nature takes hand in
the commotion, and marks Blaine's RS
turn to his State by very vigorous
earthquake. people must protest and
declare it is time to stop.
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CITY TAXES.

ITO THE TAXPAYERS OF SALT LAKE
City:-You are hereby notified that the
City Council OF said city, in accordance
with law, will sit as Board OF Equaliza-
ton at the City Hall, on Tuesday, August
2lst, 1888, at p m. The business of said
board will be to hear and determine all com
plants which may be made in regard to
the assessed value of any property, and ii
found necessary, to change and correct any
valuation either by adding thereto or de-
Quoting thereirom; also to remit Or abate
the taxes Of any insane, idiotic, infirm or
INDECENT person to an amount not exceed
ing IS for the current year
By order Of the City Council.
HEBER y. WELLS,
Recorder.
SALT LAKE CITY, August 4th, 1888.
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MADAME ADAM, the French woman
politician. says Bismarck is "the most
impudent liar in the world" We sug
gest that the Madame in this matter
takes double advantage, FIRST of Bis
marck's age and second of her own
sex All that is left for '.Biz" to do is
10 call names and make faces.
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The following is Partial List of Bargains
that will be offered, viz:
No 1-6E10 rods, part lot 8, block 20, plat
B nice orchard.
No. 2-3xlO rods, part lot 8, block II, p at
B.; new brick house, two rooms, summe
kitchen and ia ncy picket fence,
No. 3.-seyen lots in block Ill, HIT c.;
No six lots in block LOG, plat c.; each
lot 10K20 rods.
No 5-5x10 rods, part lot 4, block 81, plat
B redwood frame house six rooms, large
BAN, fine orchard This property is only
four blocks from business centre.
No 6-5x20 rods, east half lot z, block 13,
plat F finest view in the city.
No 7-9Oxl4211a feet, lot 80. in subdivision
block 95, plat G
No. s93xlO rods, east part lot 2, block lis,
plat D.; frame house, adobe lined. four
rooms good con crete cellar, 5000 gallon els
tern. fruit and shade trees.
Additional pieces will be placed on the
blackboard, and investors are requested to
call and examine the blackboard daily.
T. P MURRAY,
"a w. Third South Street.
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Plenty of other Bargains too numerous to mentioa.
If opportunity. All Goods at a Sacrifice. Mai
receive Prompt and Careful Attention, Goods c.
receipt of Draft or Money Order.
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NOTICE.
PIONEER SAMPLING MILL

D MACINTOSH, PROPRIETOR OF
lbs the Pioneer Sampling Mill, burned
Saturday night, informs the mining public
that he has made satisfactory ARRANGEMENTS
to Sample and Handle all Ores as hereto
fore; SO shippers may forward as usu IL; the
same Promptness, Accuracy and Dispatch
can be relied on.