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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

WHEN wfs has a. fire in her eye" her
husband thinks it about time for him to get
up and see thai there is fire In the stove :
Yonkxrs Sfatssasda.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

FoRTrFY Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

A FASHION article is headed The Correct
Thing in Dogs" As regards most of them
we should say it is arsenic -Sdl Frdacisc'
Alta.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

THERE is question about the validity Of
a marriage by telephone, but we should
think any level headed judge would decide
that it is a sound proposal - Norrisfown
Hsrdd
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

Prso's Cure for Consumption is the best
Cough Medicine. If you don't believe it.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

WHAr is the difference between tube
and foolish Dutchman? One Is hollow
cylinder aud the other is a silly HollandeE
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

THE BARRIERS apprentices is generally q
s,rapping fellow Boston Commercial Id
rertiser.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

WHEN lovely woman stoops to folly in
these days she e,evates her hustle in very
unseemly fashion -Nec Harea Nsaos.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

WHAT would this world be without q wom-
ana perfect blank-like sheet OF paper
mot even ruled
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

The derelict husband thinks that alimony
means all tie money-i'hiiadetphi III.
7uirer.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

THERE may be no lightning cslculators
among the feathered tribe. bat we see II
sta ed that the spsrrows multiply very rap
idly.-Norrisfopa Herald
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, ETC.
effectual relief is found in the use Of
" Brown's Bronchial Troches." Price IS cts
Sold onlu In boxes. 1l
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

FREE! A 3-foot French Glass, Oval
Front, Nickel or Cherry Cigar Case. MER-
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

A WESTERN blizzard is what one might cal
with propr;ety @howling success ~ onk
srs State man.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

IT is shame to make so much fuss about
hustle when it SO modestly takes back
seat
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

PIPE LINEs-those written in favor OF
smoking -1eras SUtings
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

READ advertisement of Blue Grass Region
elsewhere in this paper.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

If there Is any one who should be
wrapped in slumber,' 1t il man who
snoreA
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19
Purifies the Blood

"seven years ago. while my little boy was playing
In the yard, he was bitten BY spider. The poison
entered his blood, and sores soon broke out about
his body. Several times we succeeded in healing
the sores mp. but In spite of all we could do they
would soon break out again. Finally We tried
Hoods Sarsapara, and he took one bottle and one
third Of another, when the sores disappeared. He
has not sore spot him now. and consider him
perfectly cured" WIN. II. B. WARD. bennington,
Penn.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

If afflicted with Sore Eyes Use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

AN object of charity--to do good, Of
course -Tszds SiffiR1S
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

An awkward waiter frequently plays the
deuce with the tray. -Hotef Nail
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

A SLIDING scALE-Trying to go up to-
boggan course ON foot
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES land grabbers. :
Cleveland Sun.
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A CHARITY bawl-Please, mister, gimme
cent? ashingtoN Critic.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

Tm new sball-pointed pen will be used
by all reporters OF the national game next
season Burlington Free Press.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

In high feather-a new bonnet at the the
ater
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A FRUITFUL theme-the subject of horti'
culture.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1888-05-19

THE forger loves to write with steal pen.
The Colonel
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OLD King Coal is CRATE monarch Dos
foB Bulletin
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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
EXPRESSIONS OF TIE PRESS.

Friends of Phil. Sheridan's presidential
boom now recall that during the war he al
ways rode a dark horse-ColltnlJlS (O)
Journal.
The best sort of an anti-poverty associa-
ton is made up of two persons-an indus
trlous and temperate man and frugal
wife.-Bost0n Traveller.
This will be leap year in more WAYS
than one. 1t will doubtless witness the
great leap of the Democratic party down
the free-trade precipice to defeat fereland
Leader.
Christian nations are advancing continu-
ally onward and upward TO a more refined
taste, and in no place is the line so sharply
drawn between an elevated and degraded
tone than in the manner of addressing or
speaking of the Creator.-.Sdntd Rosa Repu6-
ficaR.
Boys under sixteen years of age have
been prohibited from smoking cigarettes in
the moral town of Santa Rosa, and dealers
are prohibited, under heavy penalties. from
selling the death-dealing tubes to the
youngsters. 1t would be good thing il
the prohibitory age was doubled-ISdata
Barbara Press.
The Boston Herald ought 10 understand
that the mere levying of tax on the man
ufacture of whisky is not opposed in the
South, or III any part OF the country But
is an unnecessary tax 50 far as the Federal
Government is concerned, and when the
collection of an unnecessary tax involves
bloodshed and murder it is not only odious,
but infamous.-Atldnta Constitution.
OF course we don't want anybody to 90
10 war on our account, but II the nations
OF Europe are determined to have it ont n
fhat Nr1th 81 81 4.
to call their attention 10 the fact that we
have q very large and carefully selected
stock of breadstutfs on hand, which we will
take great pleasure i'll selling at our own
prices. No trouble TO show goods CHICAGO
Times
The system of credit on this coast is one
of the greatest burdens our business men
have TO stand. Thousands upon thousands
of dollars are lost every year through dis
honest debtors, and by this means it also
becomes burden to those who are honest
and pay their bills, for IN s measure they
have to make up the losses sustained by
business men through dishonest customers.
-AeadocMo Beacon.
There are indications among the nations
law makers of waking up 10 the necessity
OF putting some restriction upon immigra-
ton from Europe, and to the modification
of our naturalization laws as well. The
statesman who grapples with this great
question, boldly and bravely. will find the
people leap to his side, for the American
sentiment is the strongest that moves the
American heart.-H'tmboldt Times.
The advocates OF free trade or for re-
duction of the tariff. put forth as an argu-
ment that to reduce the tariff or remove it
altogether upon certain article will cause
that article to be bought for less This will
not necessarily follow. 1t might for short
time cause a temporary decline in price,
but reduction in price would soon cause
an increased demand for the article, which
would soon cause an increase in the price,
which would soon go up to its old stand
ard.-7f1tckec Republican.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
CHANGE IN EXECUTIONS.

The execution at Oakland Of Nathan r.
Sutton, who was almost beheaded by the
fatal cord, like that of the man at Narti.
nez, whose head was pulled off bv the rope.
emphasizes the plea the RBcoRp-UNIoy
has put forward for some years in favor Of
the abolition Of hanging in jails and iail-
yards. Our contention has been that all
executions should take place at one prison.
and be conducted by an executioner regu-
iarly appointed and qualified for the Office.
There are three distinct reasons for this
policy. First, il would tend to lessen the
sensationalism connected with executions
rs greater privacy would characterize them.
They would cease being local events
catering to morbid and depraved tastes,
and shocking and stirriag communities I'M
naturally and unnecessarily. Secondly, if
conducted at one of the State prisons there
would be greater certainty OF their being
well and humanely carried out. Instead
OF fifty-two hangmen, as now, the State
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
OUR GRAPE JUICE.
Upward of 100000 Worth of California
Wine Sold In Chicago List Year.

wine Soiu In chicago Last Year.
CHICAGO. January Sth.-" The sales of
California wines in Chicago last year," said
a large dealer to a reporter to-day
" amounted to about 100000. This is the
best illustration of the progress the wines
of the slope is making. Three years ago
the annual sales were about 100000. Now
there are ten dealers in California wines ex-
clusively, and over $50 Others including all
the largest grocers, who handle the goods
The clarets and the white wines, Zinfandel,
Reisling and Johannisburger lead in favor
The clarets, l think, have crowded out all
but the most expensive foreign clarets.
That is TO say the cheap clarets on the
market are from California
There are thousands on thousands of gal
Ions of California wine bottled in this city,
foreign labels pasted on the bottles, foreign
brands burned into the corks, and the whole
sold as Europeen importations. The gen.
eral public drinks an immense amount of
California wine for foreign. The average
wine-drinker cannot detect the difference"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10

would have but one, and the chances of
unskilled work being manifest would
be reduced by ffty-one The third
strong reason for the change is
found in the additional infamy
and odiousness that would attach to death
upon the scaffold There would be no
sickly sentimental women weeping over
the condemned in his cell; no rush of re-
porters in unworthy emulation to note
how he spent the last hours Of life; no
false sympathy expended upon the MUIR
derer to the disgust of intelligent people.
There would be no posing for dramatic
effect, and prisoners would no longer find
the gallows-tree the stage for assumed cour-
age and fancied martyrdom, or of that
boldness of front which unquestionably
with very many rogues now robs the scat
fold of its terrors Let us enyelop the ex-
cution of criminals with privacy; take
from it all possible sensationalism deprive
its victims of dramatic opportunity; make
the approach of it what it should be,
walk in the very shadow of an infamous
death cut off from the weak-minded and
ultra-sentimental the remotest opportu-
nifty to water the necks of men-killers and
wife-throttlerS with hysterical tears-and
the way to do it is to hang our murderers
at San Quentin or at Folsom, to one of
which places they should be removed i'm
mediately upon final conviction. We
shall thus spare the nerves of the people,
the sensibilities of the young, and make
murder more infamous than it is now.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10


Riverside as well as Pasadena have high
licensed all saloons from within their bor-
ders.
The effect of the Act of Congress aimed
at oleomargarine had the effect in Ohio of
increasing the number of dealers in the
queer butter from 1877 in 1886 to l6S in
1887, as the law caused such an advance in
the genuine article that it became profta-
BILE to manufacture the spurious article and
pay the required tax. That State has. how
ever, passed an additional law to protect
her dairy interests and it is expected that
this will aid in clearing the field to the
Legitimate producers.
The Tilden Club, of Cincinnati, O., has
Endorsed the Presidents free-trade plank.
and calls upon Mr.. Foran, the member of
Congress from the Standard Oil City, to get
upon the plank and tread to its music. But
Mr.. Foran, who is surrounded by manu-
featuring interests, says he is " a Simon
pure Democrat" hut the President can O
to - with his free-trade plank, as he pro-
poses TO protect the interests of American
labor before those of foreign capital
The gamblers have been ordered per-
emptorily to leave Council Bluffs. They
were coming to Sacramento, but found that
gaming was against the law here also.
Philadelphia is situated IN portion of
Pennsylvania that is not asking for q pro-
tective tariff, and which does not grow
wool, and hence the Record of that city
says; " Let the wool-grower consider that,
though he has enjoyed the benefit of a
high tariff for twenty years, the hocks in
all the old-settled States have steadily d.
minished in number, and that the price Of
wool is below the average any time in the
last forty years. Wool,growing is an i'm
possible industry on valuable land. The
farmer cannot make anything at it,"
Whatever there may be in this view of the
question, the wool-growers believe their
only salvation is in high tariff, and they
suddenly changed the political complexion
of Ohio and some other sections a few
years since upon this simple issue
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10

Contradictory Opinions as to the Pros
poets of War Peace.
ST. PETERSBURG, January 9th.-Well in
formed persons consider that although the
political situation is decidedly improved,
the improvement is only conditional, and
that the European Cabinets confine them
selves to platonic statements and fail TO
take corresponding action. The situation
will shortly become as critical as il was TWO
weeks ago
THE OTHER SIDE.
The Gazette announces that the first series
of the expired guardsmen have already
been dismissed, and that infantry dismissals
will follow shortly instead of March LIST,
the usual period, and welcomes the meas
ure as augury of peace, arguing that these
forces would not be dismissed were it likely
that their services would shortly be re-
Quired
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
ro-pAY,s LEADING NEWS TOPICS.

Governor Foraker. of Ohio, was inaugurated
yesterday.
Considerable opposition is manifested in Con-
gress TO the Blair educational bill.
The confirmation of Lamar is said to be estab-
lished as certainty.
1t is thought the California railroad tax cases
will be heard to-day.
Senator Brown, of Georgia. is opposed to
Cleveland's tariff policy.
terrible railroad accident occurred yester-
day in Wyoming.
The European situation is again complicated
by Russia increasing her forces on the Austrian
frontier
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10

The REcoRD-UsIoN is the only paper on
The coast, outside Of San Francisco, that re-
ceives the fun Associated Press dispatches from
all parts of the sOorId. Outside Of San Fran
cisco Il has no competitor, in point of Num-
6ers, ia its home and general circulation
thro,t1bO7,t the coast
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
SAN FRANCISCO AGENCIES

The paper is for sale at the following places /:
L.. 2. Fisher, Room 81. Merchants Exchange
who is also Sole Advertising Agent for San
Francisco: Grand and Palace Hotel News
Stands; Msrket-street Ferry and junction Of
Market and Montgomery street News Stands.
a1- Also. for sale on all Trains leaving and
coming into Sacramento.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
CANADA.
Arrest of Canadian Pacific OficiaIs for
Alleged Negligence,

OTTAWA (Ont.), January 9th.-News
reached here to-day that operator Lawson
and five of the Canadian Pacific Railroad
officials have been arrested and placed
in Jail at Port Arthur for negligence which
resulted in the recent horseshoe curve hor-
Tor, near Jacktish, Lake Superior district.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10

Perhaps no local disease has puzzled
and baffied the medical profession more than
nasal catarIh. While not Immediately fatal, it
Is among the most distressing, nauseous and
disgusting ills the flesh is heir to- and the rec
oros SHOW very few or no cases of radical cures
of chronic catarrh by any of the multitude of
modes of treatment until the introduction of
ELi'S CREAM BALM a few years ago. The
success of this preparation has been most graft
Tying and surprising. "
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
Awed by the Waves.

WATERFORD, January 9th.-The inquest
in the case of the Captain of the American
ship Alfred d. Snow, from San Francisco
for Liverpool, recently wrecked off this
harbor. adjourned TO day in consequence of
the allegation that the master of the Life
boat Service refused to go to the rescue of
the ships crew because of the roughnes of
the sea. Witness stated that the crew of a
fishing vessel burst open the boat-house
and manned the life. boat, but too late to
be of any use. The accused must be sum.
moned to give an exclamation
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-01-10
SPECIAL NOTICE.
CARLETON OPERA COMPANY


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