The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-19
BRIGHT BITS.

IT rs not yet chilly enough to wear light over
coat unless YOU nave one that is both new and
nobby.-Pttck
WHAT'D you do if you tumbled into fortune
or 100000 Orrow?- FO1tn0stOt0Tl Tele-
gram. Get new pair OF shoes.-Oh city Biz
gard
MAN who quits running printing machine
does not necessarily 90 into the carrying bust
uess, although he becomes an ex-pressman.
Pittsoury Chronicle Telegraph.
THERE is a Home of the Silent Brotherhood in
Kentucky, but there is no Home of the Silent
Slsterhood outside Of an asylum for the dumb
or the cemetery. -TerGs Siftings
FEArHERBRAIN Well, that just knocks me
silly.
Oldtough-It couldn't have struck YOU hard
enough to do anything else.-Erchdnge.
ALTHOUGH we are all prepared for imposition
! at the seaside resorts. it is said that demure
Boston girl objected to the bathing Costume
that was handed her because it came SO high
Judge.
;. FAIR CUSTOMER Mercy! What price for
lima beans
Grocer formerly of Boston)-You forget,
madam, that Lima is in PhiIndefphid
Record
You've WIFE-Before we were married. George.
you never smoked IN my presence
Young Husband know it, my dear, and
you never wore curl papers in mine.-Tepds
SDtinqs.
Hon. lGSATIUs DoySELLY has consented to run
Tor governor or minnesota on the labor ticket.
The next great WORK to which his able cryptic
gram will be applied viii be to show by the re
turns that be is elected .,gel Courier.
DALLYwAG-Good morning, Bristler Hold on.
What your hurry
Brlstler-Ciot to get home My wife is sick
Dallywag- Nothing serious, trust?
Bristler-No, not very-that is. unless it turns
out to be a girl brakes Magazine.
OLD GENTLEMAN watching little boy fshing)
Do you go to sunday school, little boy?
Little boy-Ies sir.
Ola gentleman Then, of course, you don't
swear.
i-Ittie boy-No, sir, not when I'm fishing. I
wouldn't ketch nothin'.-NeW York Sun
Mr.. WABASH lof Chicago)-Yes. Miss Waldo
| see the Atlantic ocean to-day for the first
time. What a vast amount of merchandise is
carried on the broad bosom of that mighty sheet
Of water,
Miss Waldo (of Boston)-Ah, yes, Mr. Wabash.
it is very adyantageously situated you know,
being so near Boston.-Times
EFFGE George and have been down stairs
in the dining room, Mr.. Mitcham We've been
playing husband and wife.
Mr.. Nlitcham-How did you do that dear?
Efhe-Nhy, George sat at one end of the
table and | sat at the other; and George said:
This food isn't fit to eat ~ and | said ITS all
you'll get and George said Dam and got
up and left the room.-Pn1tch.
In THE BooKsToRE.-F lurried and foreetfpI
--eh-em- er-"Mr. Vicar of Wakefeld''g NV
wife wanted me to buy her a copy
ClerH-No, don't tinN we have Probably
it's one Of the new ones that hasn't come in yet.
We have Mr.. Richmond OF Virginia" though
in the same series. Wont it do?
i. and f. o. G.-Yes; guess so. Do it up-
Puck.
''HENRY," said his wife, in a vexed tone, "why
do you go out between each actY''
Because the play is so dry" said Henry. put
ting another Glove i'll his mouth.
We'll them returned the puzzled woman,
why don't You keep your seat and let the play
go out, if it is dryy'
Henry evaSively replied, aiming his opera
glass at the stage that he thought the hustle
worn by the star was frightfully exaggerated.
-NOTriStOWn Herald.
They stock beneath the stars, and, silent as
the heart-beats of the night looked far away
into the diamond studded shirt front of the sky
lis that Mars?" he whispered as he slipped his
arm about her waist and gazed upon a glitter
ing orb in the distant blue.
mo, it amt she exclaimed. Jerking away.
''it's mine and if you think you are hugging
mother, you are m staken."
The mater was amcably adjusted before
anything serious resulted Washington Critic