The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-01-19
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As I'll tsy 10 lhoaghliess ssqair'
tbd ~ eli m1i8 "a alssys yuang MAJ
SAea vursa shse she sets nauiea
"A esrnspoaassi ssls .boui he buril
piaoa os Has Eaae IA town ia Masses
eta'e,ls eslle,a ssaduiea Perhaps lbu
y riaes
@sastts LAus. Who Was the msa
saw Is soar tompshy lssl ssealsg Llhs
y ~. thAi as alssai brother &
miae
Hiii geese ate % sbisk 10 Dakot
lhA 81 itsY settle douB Cd 8 iea-a cf
irsfi iif eraasa seems 70 be covered vill
sns 90 toe farmers get their slsisbI
CO..
MIss l.oteifAi t. that s,ory ltae. Mr
Brelplrss Mr. Is No. 10 ieli the ,rutt
Hgnete il opt e my oxn bead
y 4 ! thought i bad a weak ioabds-
h
~ ! dselae. Mip Angelias. goa
itssi me sore thar yoaf DOC she--uh
~ be Mogns, hos eau yoa say -
Im sara never make the slightest diff
fetetcs be.wtca sou.
CQanlIy mihlsler Go deacon Doa
cep yea lave reputation Of knowing
niettirg ab0ut horfes I've got 40 ani-
pai iaais bAiky Wba. DO you do ia such
actts Deacsu / sell him
IL a school not thousand miles from
Augusta 40 ufchia. 10 snswer TO the teach.
ors question. "Whst are the parts Of
erna3srf said, 'synlar. eiymolosy and
cf-I-tr doIo.ory"
Az a dinner p,rty 10 Boston young
man aho uas visiting from the West VA
A.. i be vas fond Of eihaology well,
Je he replied, a, a venture, "bu, ! don't
thiAa : u take auy to uigbt
wife % unhappy husband; ~
woulln't sofry about il, john; il doesu't
do aoy good TO borrow trouble Hus-
band borrow trouble Great Cnar.
my dear amt borrowing trouble; I've
got j, b lond
-Unele Nose entering the house Of
Judge Penuy tunker. was astounded
hearing a parro. txelaim Take Oh your
hat & He complied at once, calculating
With chattering teeth. 'Scuse me, boss
mistnek 20 for bird did, suab.
"A New York paper tells OF number
81 spsrrows attacking foil grown cat.
The story is rather gauzy. A number Of
'paFrows might kill an elephant or rhi-
iocer o., but it takes pile driver TO kill
AT,
Father; Amt you going TO work 2"
Iazy sou "Guess not II don't nudfr-
taud bow any body can loaf such weather
Is this Why, !, is real pleasure to work
low II know il, but don't want to
,iye myself too much to mere enjoyment.
says 40 Indiana paper: For burg
ar meeting 10 the heading OF the article
b our laat issue, relating to the proceed
ngs 81 the town council, read regular
ieeliag We are sorry that the mistake
courfcd aud guess the council men are
orfy too,
An Inventor 10 England has invented
brake by which any person in car can
ira a lever aud stop train. II will
rove very convenient when mans | at
lows out Of the window, or he wants TO
IT two miles this side OF station in
i 70 save a long walk
gentleman holds bis lighted cigar =,
ahlod him while in conversation and
swsboy steps mp aud pnts his mouth IN
% end Of the cigar and commences smck. q
u il, aud the gentleman lets go in sur
Use, leaving the cigar in the boys mouth
is the boy stolen the cigar
~ lady who bad been abroad was O.
ubiag some Of the sights Of her trip to VI
I iuends. "But sha. pleased mt most
anything" she continued, was he =
reshurg clock" 'Oh. how | should
ge 10 see il, gushed sweet companion.
am 90 interested in sucn foreign sigLtF.
vi did you see the Watch on the Rhine,
~ 4
MA, said Bobby, running into the q
uso, Won sid that II did q real act Of
laneus this afternoon could bayo q
% pie.and I've Just done H. wi at
3 Do Sc, 81 kindness, Bobby 7" iBqu r.
his mother while be ate the pie and
bby replied between bites: "Act
ne toto orr back yard and diiut 1
&c It.
81 Stranger: notice you drove the =.
III Sent over the same stree, twite. Pai
laha man; Yes. we arranged the
te tasl ~ay, You see. VIC drove him
oneh that slraat m his arrival. snd md
Il drove him through II when ~. -.-, !,
4 ~ honr later. Exactly | thought 4
vas an overnight" "oh, no. We
s,ed 10 give hlm chance TO So how
stern critics grow.
- Chicago dane ta Cbiesso store)s
bat Is iast the wort VI pirrnre want,
/ ste proprietor hos mnci It ts, New
r, The bss. is cut ,%i nor, bat
q Ism ssil thai pieiupto another lady
> l.as an hon, aso Hes gone to set
n TO hanl il ssay I guess. I'sA Ra-
" sToo "a Tell Mr. Raphael 10
al az me lAe il Yes. mAam. he
his taea ,awinl busy a, the factory
hai fless be cap iIl your order
a X pfsss psper Publishes the follow -
nefe rm,aler 10 delinqaent sob uk
go: "Tpsu g little matter that
Z 4 our sabssrite,s have Seemingly
8fsen entirely. some q them haze