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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10

6aminfeuer 3u nabe, unb ibre &Ieiber fins
gen Seuer. Sbre @eiifessesenuart psrs
Iierenb, lief ie aus benz 9auie auf bic
StraBe; fe mar bereits tobt, aIs man ibr
gu Silfe elite. Im nddften Gage bate
bic unslidlt4e betratben fouen.
- Gu Solicit parb am 81. December
ber berii6tistite gferbebteb I'M san3en Bes
fen mad 8erbaBuus elmer neunid6rtsen
6reibettsfrafe aus benz 3u6tbauie ents
laiisn. Ser Weni9 ffammt aus benz
County 9enberion unb fibrt bic Nau1en
@lenn 8anitout, Srant Brabibaw, George
San;ant, Sames @reen. gr bat beretts
ie9smal i'm 3u9tbauie in Solicit seiefen
unb bort 80 Sabre ietnes 2ebens auses
bra9t. St 1T iett elm weibbaariser Mann
pon 6S Sabren. ST perfi9ert, ntemals
pteber 9ferbe iteblen gu pouen, iast aber,
baB bic Su9t gum YfsrbeitebIen Bet tim
gu elmer mathematician &rantbett seporz
BEN iet. Ser 3u5tbausbtrettor Mcs
9lausbrp iopobl, aIs aud elm wesen
9ferbebiebitubIs wieSerbolt perurtbeilter
Wetbobtit Namens WtQer beitdttsen, baB
gferbsbiebftabI Iet@t gu elmer Ranie wirb.
9as auerneueit e in Chicago 1T,
bob auf benz Ssumartt gum Gnoenten an
SS bort an 4. Waat 1886 ~sefaQenen golts
siiten Elm Sbslist BON l05 6ub 9Obe uno
$40 Eonnen Oepi9t erri9tet uerben lou.
Oieier SbsIist iol an @rsBe nod senies
nisen bes 2ateran 3u Rom iibertreffen unb
bic &leinisteit BON 500 900 toltsn.
- Cine b6Ie 2ait bat bas County So ws
n &C NIT isinem gourtbaus. SIM Sabre
1886 bei9IoB Der 8oarb BET Superuiios
rem, in 2awrencepiIe Elm neues @ourtbaus
gu errt9ten, beauftruste ben ar4itetten
Sobn IS. @a6bis pon Stnceunes, Snb.,
nit Der 9lnfsrtisuns ber Yldne, unb per'
CAB ben 8au an gippus q San3ler pou
gpanspiIe. IS war aber ni9t senua
@sIb ba, I'M bic 8autoiten gu bede., uni
i'm Ropember 1886 purbe besbalb ben
Stimmsebern BON 9awrence County be,
SoridIas sema9t, fur ben nod febIenber
Geft bes 8aussloss Bombs ~ausauseben,
@ber ber 8au bate bittere @esuer in
weitIi9sn Gbstle bss gountps unb Der Dor:
i9las wurbe abselebnt. 9te gontracto'
rem, welde In 6oIse befen tetn 9eIb er;
bielten unb bic Nrbeit etnitellen muBten
baben ieet bas County auf S25, 900 S3a:
benerias pertlast, unb Sobn W. @abbis
uerlanst ar9itettensebibten I'M Betras'
pom $4,000. limb bas County wirb iebeu.
faIs aubIen mifen unb bat bafir nt9ts
ais einise Rauern.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
Wtnuetota.

- Dis rYiOnesrs YrsB" bat cine grbes
buns bs5isIi9 Der I'M Sabre 1887 In 9 t..
9auI aufsefibrten Neubauten aufses
felt. Sarnad bepsrtben fi9 bisie 8aus
ten auf iiber III WiaiOnsn Dollars.
slC6, 700 fnb fir Rir9ens unb 1864, 8Os
far S4ulbautsn aufsepanbt worben. Sn
rpsitem llmtreiIe Der Stabt finb neue
StabttbeiIe unb inbuitrieue gtablifi ements
sritanbsn. Die 9iebb6fe'@ eieaidaft bat
runb cine Wiuion Dollars perbaut. Sn
SlbsSt. Saul fnb auf 8auten $3.50, 900,
In ct. YaulsYart $279, $50, tn Soutbs
part $l3s, 600, IN @labitoue $97 900,
In QineoInsYar unb Snuers@ rope iber
$43, 600 auf ~gteubauten usrwsnbet wors
ben. @roBartiser unb iberrai9enbsr ais
bas @a9stbum bieisr %senannten 9oritdbte
1T bas pOn ROrbs st. Paul, wel4es i4on
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
Ser &rebs Der Sbfbdums.

Ser &rebs ber Sbfbdume wtrb bur9
etnen Ytl3 (Nectria ditissima Tul.) uerur,
ia6t. 9ie &%rebspunbe bestnnt nit benz
@tnfnten zines GbetIes ber Rtnbe nm cine
&nospe ooer Elm Ieit9en. &umdblts wtrb
bic @unbe GROCER, tnbem reue &tnben>
tbetle gum Ibiterben sebra3t werben, mo-
BET ber Baum bic 8erletun9 bur3 Silbuns
non @unbsepeben gu pertbeiIen iu9t.
!Sierbei fam nun Der Sau eintreteu, baB
bic Reubtlbunsen bes @unbsewebes bic
l~teberbano betommen unb bic &rebspunbe
i6IieBen, uobur9 ber Yil3 gum Gbfterben
gebra9t pirb. Su bteiem Sale entftebt
Der vtnoutse" &rsbs. Weitens sebt ies
bod Der 9tIs aIs Steser aus benz Sample
berpor, Die @unbe persrOBert fi9 Don
Sabr gu Subr, bas ~bloBseleste 9ols serisst
f9, unb i5liebIi6 itirbt ber bsfauene
Smeis ab. 9ieie Sorm pirb aIs rbrans
bigger" &rebs besei3net.
Bonn &rebs perben bauptid9lid bieisnis
gen Bdume befalen, wel9e 3u ttef ges
pflanat finb, in iebr birfttsem ober In su
feu5tem 8obsn ifeben. Die aartsn, emf
pfiubIiden EafeIiorten leiben I'M meiiten,
namentIt9 bann, penn fe In etnem wdrs
11eren <ua unb in etneu1 maittsen 8oben
ersogen urb in raubere @essuben ober auf
gerinseren gobc.n perplauat purben. 0as
@%tubrtnsen Der gtI3ip,ren ptro ferner err
let9tert bur9 8erpunbunss:! Der Htnoe,
ruel9e entiteben bur6 bas gei9nciben Der
8dums, bur4 6rof,. 9aseIi@Ias, Cobb
nnb Blutlauie u. +. 10. Ssu9twarme
gS,. ttr bssanftist bic SOrtpfausuus
bes 4tl3es.
@as bic Mittel our Setluns bes 1lebeIs
betrift, 10 Iiest auf ber 9anb, baB bic ins
biretten l1ria9eu, uel9e ben Baum fur
has Nuftrsten bes &rebies %seeisnet MAIDEN,
tbunli9f bsiettist werben miien. Wans
qeIbaft erndbrte 8dume miiIen eutlpres
6snb sebdnst, Sdums, weIde 3u tief
fteben, 9eboben perbeu, penn es tbr Ilter
nod sulaBt. 81 Der 8obsn gu feu9t, 70
empfiebIt ii9 cine sriinbli3e @ntwdferuns.
&rebsii9ttJe Sorten wsrben nit wtbers
ffanbsfdbisen umsepfropft, bic S4ilbs unb
Blutlauie finb 8u pernt9ten, ale 8ers
lstunssn iorsfdItts NIT Saumwa9s Ober
Stetnto9lent9eer 81 perFret9eH.
Dem l%1mii6srsifen Der &rebswunber
wirb entsesen searbsitet bur9 iorsfaItises
GusI6neiben Der @uuben bis auf's seiunb'
Sols unb @srtrei9en berielben NIT er:
1pdrmtem Steintoblentbeer. I'm jeb.
Spur Der giI3fdben gu entfernen, empfieblt
es f9, einise Mtuimeter tisfer in bag
anidetueub oeiuube @emebe bineintu:
fdneiben. 8as 9lusi5nsiben unb Ser.
itrei6en ber @unben muB IN ber 3eit
pom OCTOBER Big Wdr3 sei6sben, bamit
bet Cheer Isi9ter in bas 9ol3 Elm:
brinaen tann. 0ie manipulation bat
iebo6 nur Bel iinssren 8unben @rfOIs
Bel dItersn 9o6itdmmen, beren iansert
4eite unb 3peise nit uieIen &rebswunbeu
bebaftet ftnb, enIpfsbIt i9 elm geriinseu
Der 8aumtrone, bas beiBt Elm 3uridi9net:
ben Der 3psise Bis IN bas brets ober pier:
idbrtse 9OIs. (Der 9rattii4e 2anbu.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
S6Uet8

- Der S9weiser Bunbssratb bat bas
altobolsS Budget nit elmer @tnnabms uon
1900. 900 Sres. fir 600, 900 Ooppels
centner 9~5sraoise WonopoIpaare unb
400, 900 Srcs. ais WonopoIssblbr, alio
suiammen NIT 10, 800, 900 senebmist.
9ts @ussaben finb auf 5000, 900 Srcs.
fir antauf Don 40, 900 Doppslcsntns.
ausldnbiiden unb pon 10000 9oppel'
eentner inldnbiidsn Sprit fsitssftsllt, unh
fur ueridisbsne l1ntoitsn finb nod 1890, :
900 6rcs. ansenommsn, 70 baB Der an btt
Rantone 5u psrtbetlenbe llsberf4uB nod
500 600 Srcs. bstrdst.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10

8er einmaI IN &beumatismus seIitten
bat, peiB ME i9wer ss 1T, fetnen 5umOr
babel 3u bebalteu. Sebo9 tann man ben
@r3fetnb jsbt ausla9en, benn bur9 Call
patton Del ptrb CT fofort psrtrisben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
Satnots.

- Gin tr~aurises @reisniB pirb aus
gbauucep in Quprence County semels
bet. BORT tam Belle Smitb am beilisen
gbsnb beim ausfesen bss 3tmmsrs benz
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10

ben Ropf gu goben seitredt wurbe. Rads
benz u Der Srembe 5000 in Sob unb
Silber an fid seraft, bewertfteliste er
feline Sluht.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10

2aBt iie idmaBen, penn fe eud fir cure
grtdItuns aQsrbanb WtttsI anratbsn unb
ballet feft an benz bepdbrten Or. Butts
6uiten Sprup.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
Sa Safe Snfitute.
NOpi;iat NIB Seminar Der griioer
Der driili9en Saulen
su @Ieneo {, " 0.

CNisies a~usssSstdusts Snititut, % gestlsu psitlt4 pom
ct. 9ouis, an her DtiIourt Baetfe 8utl 8oao,
auf eiusm Der Wasramse Niur ibsrbltdeuoeu Slsel, In benz
reiseneitsn uno s~siuueeiteu Gbsile oes Stuates DtiIourt,
puroe pom hem Sroeu Der grlesr Der drtitltdeH Sauleu
srri6t.t, nm isius Utitslieber gu tidtissu eebrern bsraus
~subilben, bic i'm Stanbt limb, bic mdnnlide Su9euo os
eauoss ,u irommsn 8atbOlitsH, sutsu Slrssru un6 tlatts
gen 9ei9ditsleuten gu erStsben.
Sunas Wduner, pel6e fb BEN Disnite gottss In benz
Sr6en Der drifli6en S6ulbrIoer piomeu, uub ju slet9er
Ssit f6 lem @dditsu uislid MAIDEN Woasn. tonnsn IN
6ieisr Anitalt auinabme finbeu. Ruabsn I'M altsr pou IL
bis 10 Sabren werbeu, peuu teiu StHoerntB uOrbanbsn Ut,
tn has 9orbsrsttunsss Seminar auts.nommeu.
gSsssn Bsbtusunssu &C., wsubt man i4 ~ssidatsft an
Rev. Bro. Director,
La Sale Institute, Glencoe, Mo.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
G. b h.
Observation-Disclosures
gtnfGuB beS Suffers auf bte
Qua.lttdt bes S9pstnes
fIeti9es.

fIeti9es.
y 0as bette TIeii6 an @si9u1ad, bas
i6wsrite @eptdt besielben erseben NIT
MtI5 sendbrte S6wetne; bteiem itebt bic
5itteruns NIT &Ornern, Wais, 9erite,
9afer unb @rbien am na9iten. - q
SartoffeIn seben elm lotereS, Iei9tes, &C..
i6madIOies, bel benz &o9en utel uerIierens
bss SIeti6. - 81 0as 5Ietf6 pom NIT
&lee sefitterten S9weinen 1T seIb, obne
Subfau3, f3le9t i'm @ef9mat. AZ
SeItu6en unb SeIiaaten erseusen Elm
Ioteres, fettises 6leti9 Don etnem unans
senebmen @ei9mud. - s. SObnen Elm
3artes, i6per uerbault3ss, uniamafbars
ties, unb g @i9eIn Elm Iei6t wiesenbes unb
bartes SletI9.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1888-01-10
Ser
6erI6mte &a(enoer,
Der ,,SGusireuno" fir 1888,

1872 Seiten itarf, entbalteub "a. 40 pradtise
Sauitratiouen, mebrere ipauneHoe Gr;abluuseu,
belebreube aufidbe, @eSidte II. I. ~, II. I. 10,
wirb bon Der SudbanSluns bon Wablbaner
& 8ebrIe, Al "a Saae Str, Gbica8o,
gu, seseu @inicnbung bon 25 Gents Gin
Poststamps) frsi per Yoif %U,riauOt Had
irssnb einem Blabe Der gerciaigtsu Staatel,
GanaSas, SeutidlanS II. {. N. 8eitere Saleus
Der, bic pom uns gu besieben iinb: 8e8enss
burger Wtarienfalemoer. 90 Cts;
@tnTeoIer &alenoer, 20 Cts; Suhts
8er StIoerfalenoer 20 Cts; Catholic
Home Almanac, 25 cts; Katolicko-
Polski Kalendarz, [puluii&er SaleHOsrl rs
Ste.
8ieoerpsrfdufsrH Brsiie auf ScrIausen.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21

You can't open your eyes wide
enough in this business to watch some
people" SAID a conductor on a car in
Brooklyn. 81 here's hardly II dav
passes, with all our Watching, looking
and feeling of money, that we don't get
stuck on some worthless coin. At /
o'clock last night on my last trip a very
funny incident occurred. \ few nights
ago, rather late, | may say too, we'll
dressed lady got on the car at Be ford
avenue. When [ went to collect her
fare she told me that she ha forgotten
her porketbook, and asked to be allow
cd TO ride.
The next night at the same cornel,
same trip, and precisely the same time,
she got on the car again. y hen | went
to collect her fare she be- ged to be ex-
cused and asked if | wouli allow her
to ride free, as she SAID the sane acct
dent had occurred rs on the previous
night. J looked at her very cross and
walked out to the rear platform. The
next night | missed her, but last night
she got on at her regular time and took
a seat near the stove. When | looked
at her | determ mel to get the fare to-
nlSut OF she must Seo Oh tnc car. 30
walked upto her and she at once recog
nized me.
"'Oh,' she SAID, Il beg pardon, but
aren't you the gentleman that Above
me to tide free Il few evenings ago.
q replied that | was, and putting
her hand down in her hand valisc she
pulled up differing dollar and hand
ell to M. oh, Tn ever so much
obli9eu,' she said; you saved me con.
siderable walking those night, and
you may keep the change and pur-
chase good cigar for yourself with
it.
81 was somewhat re. oicoI, as we'll as
surprised, thanked her most feelingly
and put the coin in my pc ket. She
only rode about twelve books, when
she got out. When | went up to the
depot began to count up my change
to hand in my returns, when To- ON
making cry close examination, /
found that my would-be good-natured
lady friends gi.t was lead. "-NeC
FGp.E TeIC11Hn
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21

Education, writes James Payn, in tho
Hldep lideH', has for long time, as
regards the upper ella ,ses, been III the
hands OF imposiors and coXcombs.
Scotch schools for ten pounds II year
nave for generations turned ont better
educated men than our public schools
for 200, and of late the school boards
have shown how efficiency can be
combined with low prices. This
last development has put the great
educational establishments upon their
mcttle, and induced them to consider
whether Il smatterng of Greek obtain
ed in twenty years, and forgotten in
the twenty-tirst, is, after all, the lii III.
est form OF intellectual culture. The
headmasters of Harrow, Winchester
and Marlbro have come at last to the
sage conclusion that twelve years of
age is quite early enough to begin
Greek, and that for Il good many boys
that tongue is a superiluity. The
simple truth is that not one 10y in ten
understands Greek. Unhappily this
act of tardy justice land mercy can
have no retro pective eject. Think
of the generations of unhappy children
WHO HIVE DGcu tplluIfl ny llldJ INFER
nal language, and of the Imprisonment
in summer days of which il has been tho
cause. Who can give Us back our lost
time and liberty infringel? | don't
wish to revive ancient customs of vim
dictivc nature, but / should like to see
the Greek grammar burnt by the COM
mon hangman in every school-yard.
Payn's Indignant language might 10
re enforced by quoting De Quinccy's de-
scripti0n of the second Lord Shaftes-
bury. man whose intellect was devel-
ed by classical studies alone, and who
was practiccd in talking in attn until
he became the most absolute and un-
distinguishing pedant that perhaps
literature has to show. No thought,
however beautiful, no IMAGE, however
magnificent, could concil ate his praise
rs long as it was c!othe in English,
but present him with the most trivial
commonplaces in Greek, and he I'M
aftectedly fame cd them divine. Heace
he rid;culed Milton, Iryden, Locke
and Shakespeare. How much time
and money have been spent in colleges
to produce this pcIantlc pelyersion Of
the mind, to create that love of the ig
norance of antiquity and indifference
to modern enlightenment which are so
common among the college educated
classes. Blu hdHdn'S 10 rHal Of
lIdJ
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21

1 eat almost anything with perfect
impunity, except health food. That is
the only thing | ever have trouble
with Health food will send my pulse
down to forty-eight in less than an
hour. \ man must have a strong con-
stitution to stand up against food
which is already prepared, so that all
he has to do is to swallow it.
exercise a great deal in the open
air. In summer | follow II Iawn-mow-
er around for an hour each day, and in
winter | Ike to hunt rabbits cross
country, or take q spin on the elevated
railroad.
keep Il notebook, in which [ write
all my best thoughts. ] then put
the book in a side pocket in my coat,
and give the coat to Il poor man whose
address | do not know.
| give a great deal to charity. but
try to keep it out OF the papers as far
as possible.
When the weather is such that cam
not exercise in the open nir, | have a
heavy pair of dumb-bells at my lodg-
ings, which J. use for holding the door
open. | also belong to an athletic
clnb. and have pair of Indian clubs
with red handles. | owe much of my
robust health to this.
do most OF my writing in sitting
posture or in an autograph album.
W hen | am not engaged i'll thought l.
am employed i'll recovering from its
effects. | am very genial and pleasant
to be thrown amongst, and fire iuently
submit to all kinds of indgnitics, es-
pecially from people to whom | am in
debted, rather than resent it and thus
cause them pain,
keep large pair of brass knuckles,
which l wear on my feet while riding
in crowded car. This L like better
than getting myself newly upholstered
every week.
| do not believe III mixing up alcohol
with literature. Literature with moth
ing else in it will last longer when eX-
posed to the air than the other kind
l dress extensively, but not so rs to
attract attention. In the morning l
wear morning dress, i'll the evening |
wear evening dress, and at night [
wear night dress.
| have forgotten what books have
helped me most; also what my favor
tie passages of prose and poetry are
| had the benefit of the best of home
influences when a child, and everybody
has been very kind to me, so l cannot
say definite Y what it was that brought
me here. --NelC York JIUrl8.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21
THE SMOKE sPRITE.
BY JOHN ALBRo.

Cigar in mouth sat The graceful curl
OF smoke, like ringlet5 ON Il pretty girl,
Nreathed round my brow, while thoughts pre-
found and deep,
Tobacco-tintcd. soothed me into sleep.
1 dreamed that out a blue ascending ring
Stepped forth Dlithe and graceful fairy thing
\ spritc with laughing eyes and rosy checks,
Whose coral lips are smiling Us she speaks
en- the spirit of that soothing weed
Which mon regard luxury and need,
That soc al ON ort and the lone ones friend.
That rosts the weary, makes the stern UNI end
Loved in all dimes since Raleigh, noble lord,
From EnPlaEdo court sought Eere for rich re-
ward,
Nor found lie Gu-ht Of honor p.ace or pclt
SO passin q oil, !, baccO, as thyself.
Priced v all men except Il weakly few
Too delicate to stand un honest chew;
Too EorN clCss and eff inmate to smoke,
SO hide their weakness meath s,Iua weaker
joke;
or in long essays OF less sense than sound,
MuCn pOlysy llublod. TO seem lrOtoun' ],
Provo to their guyins friends what demons
fro
Pourd in the Dirder of n dino cigar.
The ladies', bless them i am cnol admit
'Tis manly Just to SMOKE little bit
The win-omo wife, cisar i'll Enud says: Dcar
like the la or; stay AMI smoke it hore.
Tobacco swt ct narcotic, meut and drink,
Palm o! the Wcnry mind, our help to think,
les one necessity" Hold, Don't uc RASH,
INTERRUPTED. 81 How about our hash"
There S sense in all you say, but still it scems
That you indulge like M rtGs. il extremes.
will eN plain lust how and when to smoke
And so would, but, Just then, GNoEe
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21
IIUHO;.

THE lest thing out is a cigarette
Phiidde'phia call.
THE postage-stamp on a love-letter
is tie prettiest picture young eyes can
rest upon. - Washington CriH
An old actor was heard the other day
to refer to an undertaking establish
ment as box Office. "--PiHSb1trg
ChrOllj |.
He Grant was very kind to me dur
ing the war. She-Ah. He-Ges; he
asked 1,S39 times for light She
o, you hero. Tit BIS.
Tue willow IS sud to be anti-mularial
in It's influence A willowy form some
times ac.s that way on a Young man,
even cflect.ng q cure.-Tera$ SUtiHgS.
THE doctor-Well, perhaps, Mrs.
Birmingham, you eat between meals?
Mrs. II, no, sab; 'cept oh course
| eat dinnah tween breakfas' an sup
per, and 50 on.
Bo.-What is crank, pa? PA
crank is man with one idea. Boy
But suppose a man has no idea at all?
What is he then? ! "A Juror, my
son.-DetroU free Press.
CHAT, my dear" young Mr.. Haigh-
cede remarked to his bride, as he point
ed to the ma iestc form of the bronze
Liberty is the famous statute of
Jersey Lightning the world"
ARTIST, who is spending month in
the country-My dear Miss Purpleblos-
som, you are so beautiful. Wouldn't
you like me to do you in oil? Miss
urpleblossom-Do you take me for
sardine ?-BUriingtoH Free Press.
MANY mans good reputation would
be forever blasted if Il shorthand writer
should chance to be around just when
he had discovered in tho dark that
somebody had left pail standing half
way down the cellar stairs. -,Summer-
Ciiie JOlJ1tdj.
4 LARGE chez dealer in st. Louis
has thrown away 600 pounds of Linn
burger, because it was spoiled. We
do not know by what means the cheese
was spoiled, but suppose he took his
cue from the fact that the flies refused
to settle on it.-IrhdHS0iC IRA eler.
BREAD is the staff OF life they say
We it verified each day;
1t len@thens uulertlk 4Is lives,
) y Z
Aud slaves off health that tries to come
Unto the baker patron homo.
Most tom stones to be II H. rrnd.
Should bear tire words. "Iild Of 20 rsnt.'
--F-,rt IS SitiHJ3
S EMF, IL St. Louis hotel: Hotel
clerk Ito waiter Take breakfast up
to room No. 81. Waiter-M hy can't
81 come down to the dining room?
Clerk-Because ~ is a Chicago girl.
Waiter oh, | understand. She won't
go to the dining-room because she can't
get her feet under the table. -- irrOid
Record.
SAY" he called, as he rushed into
u boarding stable on John 4. street,
1--WE swallowed about half pint of ink
by mistake, What shall do q Book
store two blocks dowl and around the
corner, sir, WAS the reply. Our line
is horses and carriages only, and we
never mix in other stock. - Detroit
Free Press.
OMAHA dame--Nrs. Stucbup's hus-
band has been appointed to big Office,
and that odious Mrs. Olafam's husband
has written a book, and that horr bic
Mrs. De Luck's husband has fallen
"a great pity-that my husband
should still be the nobodic>t kind of a
nobody. Kind husband Never mind,
my dear, I'll make myself the talk Of
the country. ii! beat them all. "You
will? That's grand. What do !ou in
tend to do2" 81 shall come ont in Il
card refusing to be candidate tor
President. - tmGhG u Orld.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21

l have heard Of men who knew more
than they could tell, but ! never met
/ one. Ii a man has a genuine idea II e
can make himself understood
Literature S the diet of the common
mind, but genius feeds on the unwrit-
ten things
You may travel good ways on
whisky, and travel fast while you are
going. but you can't get back when you
want to-
When you have learned to listen,
you have already acquired the ruli-
ments of good education.
Faith won't enable man to lit
ton all at once, but # will, ten pounds
at time.
Genius invents, talent applies.
| never have seen an idea too big for
a sentence, but | have read thousands
of sentences too big for an idea.
Vanity and jealousy are the two
weakest passions in the human heart,
and, strange to tell, they are the most
common.
a thoroughly neat woman is a 10y
unspeakable, but doesn't she make it
busy for the dust and for the people in
her neighborhood.
My young disciple, don't hunt for
new things, but study to improve upon
the old ones; every fiat stone, and most
of the powders, have been turned over
already by the novelty-hunters.
We find plenty of people who don't
average well; they know too much for
one man, and not quite enough foi
two. CeHtltI'U.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-04-21

"Ah, it's glorious county," said the
young editor of an Arizona paper /;
since l've left college and came out
here I've gained twenty eight pounds"
But" said his old class-mate, who was
visiting him, you look and you are
laundering sight thinner than you were
when you graduated" We'll, may be
l am" replied the journalist, "but I've
got twenty-eight pounds of buckshot
and slugs in my person. just the same.
If something fatal doesn't happen, I'll
weigh ton before next Christmas. -
LrO0kly1 Eagle.