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The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
chrtsttsas ssd Marriage Bsiis Jissis
Laualr ToHsther.

Christmas s.d Marriage Bsiis Jissis
Beuaiy fessthsr.
Dec. D.-Thomas Swanson TO Mis-
HIlda Anderson-both Of MePher
son county, united In marriage by
Probate Judge Bishop.
Dec. 24.-At the Whitman House,
Edwin w. MItchler to Miss Ida May
Lutt-bsth Of Salina, the ceremony
being conducted by Rev. E. P. Chit
tenden.
Dee. 24.-At the residence Of the
brides parents, Robert J. White sou
Of Thomas White, TO Nellie II.
Weaver, daughter Of Frank Weaver,
by the Rev. E. p. Cbittenden.
Dec. 25.-w. NJ. Hagler, Of Salins,
to Anna J. Brown, OF Falun, the
ceremony occurring at the latter
place.
Dec. IS w. p. QuInby, the we'll
known attorney, to Miss Laura +.
Peck, at the brides residence, East
Iron Avenue, 10y Rev. DIR. Sweet.
Dec. 25.-wm. E. Smith, son Of
Charles f. Smith, Glendale, to Miss
Judah O'Brlsn of Marydell.
Dec. 2j.-Ben Pearl, telegraph
operator. SalIna, to Miss Lizzie
McReeyer, ChAnute, by Rev. DR..
Sweet.
Dec. Cleo. ID. FarnswOTth to
Mary r. FOrcht-bOth OF SalIna.
Dee. Eli. s. Snead to Addie l..
Evelsnd, by Probate Judge Bishop.
Dec. 2j.-LOuis WeIs, son Of
Phillip Weis, to Miss Ella Legg.
Of W. &. LegR, by Probate |
Judge Bishop.
Dec. ~. ~ ~...'"-s %. Roe To Miss
Myrtle LAughliu--bOth Of SaIIna,
by Probate Judge Bishop.
We are not acquainted with all
these contracting parties, but can
heartily extend to them Jointly and
Individually the wish that they Lay
live long aud prosper.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

"YOu pays your money aud t. kes
your choice" In the following
collection Of proverbs:
A warm Christmas, . cold Easter.
A light Christmas. . heavy sheai.
A green Christmas, q white Easter.
A green Christmas makes q fat
graveyard.
4 wind On Christmas day, trees
will bring much fruit.
I IL Christmas finds \ bridge, he'll
break u u he finds none, he'll make
one.
TIE shepherd would rather see his
wife enter the stable ON Christmas
day than the sun
III the sun shines through the
apple tree on Christmas day, there
will be m abundant crop the fol-
lowing year.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Notice IL hereby given that the
regular annual meeting OF the Stock
holders of The SalInE National
Bank will he held ON Tuesday, Jan.
sth, lsss at the Banking Office, be-
tween the hours OF = and 4 p. m, TO
elect directors for the ensuing year,
aud to transact any other business
that may come before the meeting.
&c. MILLER, Cashier.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

FoR SALE-33O acres In Washing.
ton township, Saline county, low
price and easy terms. Perfectly
level, every foot tIllsble, one Of the
best pieces In the county, 100 acres
cultivated, 8 miles from Smolsn, 2
miles from Falun. For PARTICULARS
address G. J. Wade 1911 West I2th
81, Kansas City, Mo. Ss-sm
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
HalIAaH Raaaa-

The Union Pacific, THE Over.
land Route" will sell tickets "a
points on Its lines in Nebraska and
Kansas, within . radius Of Sd miles,
lee. I'D, 2ith, 25th-Slst, only on date
of sale. and good returning 20 Jan
nary ard inclusive, .; one fare for
the round trip.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

My sincere thanks to those gentle
men In Saline county and city of
sslins who surprised me by such .
noble Christmas gift. Wishing them
= happy aud prosperous New Year,
and promising to hold up TO the PrIn-
eiples ] have heretofore followed, I
remain, yours, NJ. SOLOMON.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
stseh holders Meeting.

Notice Is hereby given that the
annual meeting Of the stockholders
Of the Gypsum Hill Cemetry Asso-
citation will be held at the office OF
X. II. Bishop ON Monday, January
9Th lass, at , O'Clock p. M, for the
purpose Of elscting five directors for
the ensuing year and to transact
any other business that may come
before the meeting.
X. "A. BISHOP, President.
Al. DODGE. Secretary.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

At ruE LUTHERAN CHURCH.

Pea~e and good will to men: Jesus
10 born. Ever blest comes Christ
mas, 10 remind ne that Christ still
lives. The 81. Johns English
Lutheran Sabbath School celebrated
this holiday on Christmas Eve. by
the rendition Of Merry Christmas
Cantatas. Fifteen principle ehsrAe-
tiers are introduced during the per-
Torrance:
Mr.. Hearty and Clark ......---...
GSua BnES RERn
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

t25 will buy = good Sewing Ma
chine at Vernon aud 4 Bonds mu-
sic store. Needles, oils and sup
plies for all sewing machines at
same place. 5O-4t
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The jury Of the L. ). Court, car
ried by \ special on the Missouri Pa
cific 10 Ellsworth county, 60 make q
personal Inspection Of q railroad land
damage case, stopped over for supper
81 the National last night. They were
accompanied by the attorneys la the
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Miss Julia Woodward, who has
been low with consumption for sew
eral months at the residence Of her
sister, Mrs. Nell Hsggart. died
Christmas night. The funeral exer-
ri-es took place this morning at the
residence Of her father. J. E. Wood
wsrd, Sr.-nOTtheasl Of SalInn.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

NJ. Solomon, the popular grain
dealer, on Christmas, was presented
AL elegant gold watch by bis farmer
friends. The watch was purchased
at ID. Il J. b. whitehead's, and upon
II MAS beautifully engraved a shesf
vi " Ia eat, With the proper compliment
tGry lines.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Messrs. Banks and Craveus re-
turned from Washington last week
Both are hopeful Of the passage Of
the Government building bill but
neither gentlemen speaks cDE-
fidently.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

$40 will buy = fine piano, and t75
= fine organ, at Vernon & Bonds
music emporium, south santa Re.
IqAl
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Hugh King spent Christmas with
his family. In connection with an
other gentleman he IL about TO open
n grocery Ia IT Joseph. He has Sc
cured one Of the very oest locations
In the city.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

A. RingWalt, Uf the LIndshOrg
N""s, Was in tue city Monday. Mr..
lsingwalt not only publishes the
.N"Ts, but the Swedish paper, the
t'rdmmt. Just nuS he IL maxi ng
strenuous eIerIiUus Ia favor Of Hon
\. W. smith for the position of L. >.
Marshal. lie is doing good work Ia
that direction.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

j. II. Taylor. who has been spend
Ing several months in Wisconsin In
the hotel directory business, re-
turned for = holiday visit with his
family. He will Got re-engage In
the business, probably.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Buy . present for your family dur
ing the holidays. Music cabinets,
piano stools, covers, seArfs, music
books, sheet music, all kinds Of
musical merchandise st lowest
prices, at Vernon a Bond's, South
Santa Re. ga
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Our stock Of perfumes both In
staple and fancy lines Is the finsst
In the city. Call and see for your
self. n. NJ. CURRY & 60.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

From the fact that the wheat lies
fiat Oh the ground At this season Of
the year, Mr. Robert Muir
infers thst the wheat prospect
IL excellent.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Rev. r. II. Porch, Of Abilene, will
occupy the pulpit OF the English
Lutheran church neat Sunday morn
ing aud evening. Everybody GER
daily invited.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

A choice line Of Holiday Goods
all new and very cheap nj II. NJ.
Curry a Co.'S Drug Store. 5O-st.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The bridge contract for the Null
berry bridge and approaches has
been let by the county commits.
sioners TO the Missouri Valley
Bridge Co, for 81 30.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The ladies OF the Charitable Com
mite aud the teachers Of the public
schools planned we'll when they de-
signed the entertainment given
FRIDAY evening for the benefit Of the
city poor Without previous prepara-
ton aud with very little advertising
the affair came OF, and to the Salts
faction 81 all, for no great shakes"
was expected. The cash turned over
TO the ladies amounted to 1855.
IismiEed, the receipts would be about
~ follows:
Cash contribution about 80
Raised on the Hour 1900
Raised on the razor ........... les
Receipts nj the door $40
The -four was presented by G. X.
Underwood 60, and was voted to w.
w.P. Thatcher. The razor Was present
ed by Conrad Brothers. and voted to
Brennau Il OlIinger, BARRIERS. The
voting Was conducted by W. r. Gels
and Geo White, who were as power
ful In their appeals ~ Moody and
Sankey ever were.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Money to loAI nj So I.hout COM
mission on improved real estate.
Time tn suit. Room POsloffice
block.
Ss-tf RICE, TRICE a 60.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Mr.. and Mrs. Irwin, Of Kansas
City. were guest. Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. T. WoolIsy on Christmas.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

W. F. Gilbert 10 engaged this
week In finishing up the second
story Of the Oak Dale School build
ing
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Aessrs. J. q. Dsuiels. =. e. Miller,
l.. A. Will, e. A. TaDurr and Brgen
sat down TO Wild game repast Al
the residence Of the first nam, d
gentleman, Christmas night. The
spread WAS pronounced elegant
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Commissioner Anson Miller Was
summoned last week upon tue
grand jury ia the Federal Court 81
Topeka.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The prettIest bottle ever made for
covering with satin, At II. NJ. Curry
and Co.'S Drug Store. 5O-3t.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

FoR REST-A furnished house on
Highland Ave. Family would like
30 board with renters. Apply 20
Mrs. Hugh King. i9-tf
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

KORN, OTIS and Ha at Diamond
feed store.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

r. q. WsldrOn, prominent
young man Of SslinN, Kansas, Is 10
the city Omaha Rec.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Money To loan on chattel or per.
sonal security for any length of time
or for any amount. Also real es-
tate loans at lowest rates.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The installation of the new officers
Of John A. Logan Post next Tuesday
evening will be public to the extent
of admitting the members of the Post
aud their families, and the members
Of the w. Il. G.. the Union Veteran
Legion, and the Sons OF Veterans.
The installation will he conducted
by Capt. J. q. MOhIrr ~ Senior Past
Post Communicative ceremonies to
commence Mt O'Clock.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
BluO In Prizes.

Everyone buying sl.OO worth Of
goods. of any kind, at my store will
be given = ticket emitting him TO .
chance In my New Years grand
drawing Of 500 In choice prizes.
Remember, every dollars worth
purchased gives you = chance.
VIM. Hogben, I23 South Santa Fs
Avenue.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

IIaskiss Il Faulkner, dealers In
-four and feed, East Ash street.
Give us q call. 5l-tf.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Choice HA--st Diamond feed store.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The man without = country is even
searcer than the man without n
bundle on Christmas Day. Bundles
were going hither aud yon-every-
where. They filled the air like
snoShakes. IL was the Bundle Day
- perfection.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Jack CufTmau started fer Denver
yesterday, to take charge OF his new
position.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Mrs. } q Daniels Is spending the
holidays with her parents, DR.. and
Mrs Morris. Of Leaven ~OTth.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

WANTED pa competent girl TO dc
Homework. Apply To Mrs. T.
Seaman, South santa Fe. 5I-tf
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Your own price on Holiday Goods
mt II. NJ. Curry 4 Co.'S Drug Store.
All new goods. 5O-3t.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Good KOL, Diamond Depot, s. 8
ton.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

A very glowing dispatch appeared
N Tuesdays PsTers, announcing that
q W. G.. ROhrer, late OF the Abilene
Gos"tte, had arranged for the publ
cation Of the Salina Daily Gazette
morning pAper-tO appear not
later than JAM.
The Santa Fe railroad has con-
nected Its track with the Union
Pacific And Missouri Pacific, aud
the Santa Re eau now Iranefer csrs
without trouble. The Rock Island
IL still without that CONNECTION. but
will, doubtless, unite with the rest.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The machinery for the new soap
fEgtOry has arrived, aud the Propri-
etors will he ready for business ian
nary !.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

One great boast of Kansas IL lite eX-
cellent roads. They are never Ia
the condition expressed in ByTon's
famous cOmpIet.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Money To loan. Lowest rates In
town. Opposite Masonic temple.
5i-2t J. r. ANDERSON.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Ed. Powers, OF Springfield, Mo.
was among his Salius friends yes
terdsy.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
IHE JOURNAL.


Miss Carrie CorLetl. Of Abilene. Is
a guest Of Miss Belle DAILY.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The new Andrews troupe has given
universal satisfaction la each Of their
Performances-Mondsy Tuesday and
last evenings. The sickness Of Mrs.
Andrews has iuterfered somewhat
with their arrangements. On Tues
day evening they had q splendid
house; on the two other evenings q
fair house. This excellent troupe
will no doubt win additional IaureIs in
their contemplated tour.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Mis- Alice McCullum, Of Abilene,
u guest Of Miss MAllie GTsdW obi
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

ID. X. Wagstafi. after several
weeks absence, 10 home for the hOlI-
days. During his absence he spent
. week with three others hunting, In
the Indian Territory, IS miles south
west Of Baxter Springs. The party
secured 70 turkeys, besides squirrels
and other game. He says turkeys
are 50 abundant as to be . nuisance
TO the settlers, aud that he never
saw 80 many squirrels before In all
his life.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The study Of English Ia our Col
leges, l.. -. Thurumsn, il one Of the
papers 10 Ice read at the meeting of
the State Teachers Association
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
The road IL impossible
Not even IAcksEsaJle.

Ten mouths in the year the Kansas
road is as smooth rs an AsPhalIum
pavement.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

NV - MT 2 q 7 u
Room I,Postofiice block. Stiff
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Frank and Ford Richie, Of Tope.
Ia, are guests Of their cousin,
Ere d Fitzpatrick.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Christmas day for some unexplain-
able reason was MI attractive ~
far - the weather Was concerned.
The sky WA gray. the air Of . rheu-
matte quality. There was neither
snow on the ground or roof, aud
santa Claus sledding probably vexed
the old fellow. Christmas enjoy
rnents were certainly all indoor this
year. IL was a. usual full Of good
cheer and fesstiug and kindly remem-
brance. In fact, Il wss all that u
should be, except the weather.
Outside Of the family circle there
was little happening.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

A. e.. Shriver, who has been EN-
ploytd at his trade in Kansas city
for several months, - home for n
holiday visI.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Dsdman Brothers did themselves
proud In the way OF Christ mas dec
oratlons for their market. The
various sides. hams, shoulders, and
etc, looked so tempting with their
ribbons and rosettes, that the pssser-
by, no matter what may have been
bis frame OF mind, stopped 10 look.
and ne'sr cOnsentIng, consented
The Dedmans are certainly not dead
men when Il comes TO market deco
ration.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

KORN a. Diamond feed store.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Go to the Diamond Depot for KoL
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The county treasurer says that
taxes are being paid up about ~ last
year. except tnHI n greater number
ARE paying only the first InstaIlneut
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The members "G the knights Of
Pythias gave their children aChrlst-
mas tree benefit Tu-sdsy afternoon,
at the Red Mems hall.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Price Brothers, Of the firm Of Rice,
Price d. Co. presented the senior
member of the firm, }. w. Rice.
with handsome gold cane on Christ
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The Topeka Capital 60 mB,oR-
Tsdith says:
4 gentleman Of SAlina who has
heard . sermon on " Robert Els-
mere " writes to this office for his
biography. Cyclopedias up to the
present time give no data with ref
ersnce 10 the gentleman in question.
} Robert 10 not 3 character Of the
present, but Of the future.
We guess such an inquiry was
never made by . gentleman OF ss-
lima" Gentlemen Of Saliua are bet
ter posted.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The indications now SIRE that Sail
ma will soon have two dHlirs. Even
In dry Kansas, you know, il never
rains unless IL pnurs
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

The First National Bank made n
neat Christmas present To its patrons
tAn the shape of u very substantial
y nOuey purse.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

Profs. \. H. Owen, aud l.. q. Tho
}" roman are attending the meeting Of
the State TrArher-' A-suriatinn nov
In session In TnI.rka.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27
Rallr cad Taxea

One Of the very pleasant aud en-
tertainipg musIcales Of the season
wss given at the residence Of Mr..
aud Mrs. c. 3. Radcliff last Friday
night, under the direction Of Prof.
Yungrisish, with the following pro-
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1888-12-27

AT THE METHODIST CHURCH.
The Methodist Sabbath school met
at the church on Christmas eve 10
enjoy . treat prepared for them. A
very pleasant programme Of masle
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1887-1890, 1888-09-05
A STRANGE FLIGHT.
4ancher Disappears from Prickly Pear
NJ Valley.

ancher Disappears from Prickly Pear
Valley.
Khere is Jonathan Manloye? is ques-
IA that Is being asked and has been ask
q for some time by the ranchers in
fckly Pear valley. Mr.. Manlove owned
ice ranch, had a fine family and every
ng the heart desires in the way of
Wildly goods. About three months ago,
Independent says, Mr.. Manlove mount
his horse, took his rifle and started out,
ling his wife and family he was going
"a hunt and would not be back for sew
days. The good wife waited and
Itched, but Jonathan never came. The
-rse. saddled and bridled, came home
r day and found his way to the stable,
q the poor beast could give no infor-
htion of its master.
Mrs. Manlove has conducted a great
orch in which she has been assisted by
u neighbors, but not trace Of the
|issing man has been found. There are
(ose who claim that MI. Manlove's bones
Nh be found bleaching in some gulch,
! having been killed by abear, but there
ke others that intimate that all was not
)easant at home and that he took the
lay he did to leave home to make people
elieve he was foully dealt with when in
eality he had no idea Of returning. Some
~ that ii search were made Mr.. Manlove
|ould be found alive and we'll in Califor
IA, where brother of his lives.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1887-1890, 1888-09-05
rtTAY PARAGRAPHS.

LIES go by telegraph; the truth come in
by mail three hour late.
IT was very slippery walking when, &C
cording to his own account, native Of the
Emerald Isle foil down four times before he
could get up once
"You don't mean to say that you under
stand French Tommys" ooh, yes, do.
When ma and pa speak French at tea,
know I'm to have powder"
"PoT LUcK,n my son, is when you hold
nine elevated and boost it up on the other
fellow with monarchic trio, and the other
fellow neglects to materialize.
BR1DaEr-"En Enjoy Shape, is it, How could
I, I'd like yez to tell me; the mint lay
down I'm asleep, an the mint I'm awake
1 have to get up. Where's the time for en-
joyin' it to come in?'
sis YOUR vessel your home?" asked
lady addressing man-of-war' s-man. 1T
is, ma'am," replied the seaman, elm times
Of peace, but when we're in close action
we're only boarders."
He is either very good or very self
possessed young man who doesn't turn more
colors than the hues in a crazy quilt, when
his possible father-in-law asks him to say
grace at the family table.
CRY young woman at the cattle show,
slipping some kumyss-" What delicious
drink, George. Is it made from the product
Of the grape-vinel" George -"No, my
love; it's made from the product Of the DO
vine"
"IDo not think, madam" said husband
when taking his wife to task, "that any
man of the least sense would approve Of
your conduct" "Sir," she replied, per
haps you are the best Judge Of what people
OF the least sense would do"
"WHAT does the NJ. D. after your name
stand for, Doctor!'' asked young Mr.. Too
funny, at the reception Many Debts,"
replied the physician, with look that made
Toofunnv forget his venerable little joke
and feel that the DOCTORS bill had entered
his soul.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1887-1890, 1888-09-05
What the Review Remarks.

Great Falls is in fever heat over great
hlngs to come. Not content with new
fliroad and new water works, the Tri-
pune says that it il able to announce on
Bood authority that the immense copper
melter Of the Boston Consolidated cons
pany will be located there and that work
pm the same will soon begin on an i'm
nense scale. The same paper also states
mat this will be a bigger smelter than the
Anaconda and will add 5000 to the pop
hlation of the town within twelve.
month.-Anaconda Review.