Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-10
ALL SORTS.
put In saa-the lookout.

Put to seattle lookout.
A minor ganOti is seldom q great GUT in
the chugh.
This commercial travellers who Visited
Harrison on Saturday doubtless sampled
the Republican candidate very accurately
Fist signs of love-when you see a girl
standing on the side walk looking at the IN
gagenent rings in d jewelers. window
Burlington Free Press.
Yassar College has just received q schol'
srship of Sc 600 from Dir. Colvin Hunting
ton Of Fort Scot; IEansas; TO provide fol
| the education in all coming time OF his de-
seudants, or of those bearing the Hunt
ington name.
Dumley-"Hello, Bjo1es! What's the
matter? You're all out Of breath" Bjonet
whose figure is lotiug its youthful ele'
s.u(e)-"Btcn on lily morning rum Dum
ley. Trying to reduce the surplus, you
know"
Mrs. Feverfew Whose new bonnet hes
iust been cent home)-"Why, what q big
boy William Ia getting I'd be, isn't has Mr..
Fevsrfsw ?" Mr.. F. (dresmily) That's
natural enough, you know. He's your
milliner's Bill"
A gentleman who is just from Florida
o Y that thsrs is not a Cigarmaker IN the
State who has ba1 the fever. The tale
graph operators at Jacksonville are fur
| n'shei with as many cigars 90 they will
smoke. Since the fiiatisger died none OF
the operators have had the feVer. atlanta
Journal.
Ensmoved youth -"Your father treats
me with tie most distinguished coDsidera-
ton. The other pisAt be caleb to me as
l was leaving and reminded me- that / was
| FORGETTING my umbrella Sweet girl
eyes, papa was afraid you would be com
ing back after it the relt evening -Ph'ta-
dclphia Record.
Anent the recentimportstion Of Swedish
girls under contract TO marry yOung men
ont West, the Brooklyn Eagle calls up)n
Home Market Club to protect our msldens
and says: "If there is a bachelor membSr OF
the Boston Home Market Club who does
not blush at this situation, he must have
been Eewn out Of BRAS"
An old gypsy named Rsfsel hasaddressed
3 petition to the Emperor Cf Au'tris asking
him 10 invest him with the dignity OF king
Of gypsies, because ne can prove his direct
descent from King Pharaoh. He promises
to make the gypsies cease their VagrAnt
habits aud become orderly people, whose
sOns will be fit to enter the army.
A Franco-Ru ssian company has been
formed with the object of uniting the
Black and Caspian seas by means OF a
canal ejghty.thIes kilometeTs in length.
A sum of about $50, 000, 900 will be re
Quired FOR this purpose, The Russian g'v-
eminent is about to conclude an arrange
ment with q German engineer for the con-
struCtion of a narrow gauge railway sys'
tam, which is to be laid over the vast ter
ritory of the Merv oasi9.
A writer in tie Vienna PreSre makes an
elaborate calculation Of the sun annually
expended in the Austrian capital IN the
way of fees, and MS estimates foot up TO
more than 1900, 900 norins. First IN or
der come tbs walters in the restaurants,
who expect to be feed 10 the ext 9nt of
l,S25, 900 hOrirs. Their bothreu in the
coffee houses come next, with $4,000 flor
ms. Hackncl and cahmen exc Out their
scaniy income with 474,00O. There is one
very melancholy CstegO'y, that OF the
street car conductors, to whom TIE pltylog
public is supposed to dole ont every year
100, 900 forms.
The lattst device for sttractiug the atten-
ton OF possible purchasers which has been
adopted by several Paris shcpkeepels Is an
'immova6le boy" Outside n ClOthier's,
for instance, the boy stands, without
moving a muscle, aud bears on his person
the rewest fashion blousas or %corduroys.
Passers-by are easily attracted by the re-
markahle figure, which they take to be an
efi2y in wsxwOrk or q ~tIblcGW-cirGat. The
boy has been well drilled sna lives mp 10
his work. He smiles not, neither does he
wink, nor does he betray by the slightest
Sign, token or movement that he has any
thing ia common with the ordinary pal
plating and elferve ,cing apeCimen Ct hU-
manity, the boulevard boy."-PoriS It,
Ter TO London 7cLcyruph.