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Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07
4 Cousiderato Husband.

Husband-I never rebuke my wife
except in two cases
Friend-What are theye
I'm the first place. I am rude to her
when she reproaches me-"
.Aud under what other circum-
etanc are you rude to herr"
..Well. whom she don't reproach
me. Clnni6ssa
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

The Cxai receives from his treas
ury Ulcers every year 9. 500. 600 rubles
for household expenses and 2.OO0 600
rubles for his stable. A ruble is worth
- CENTS In addition to this the
Grown Prince. now : boy 1t home. re-
eei1ye 3 QQo 90 rublss > year until hs
~ 49, "a
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

A BEAUTIFUL souvenir album. contain
ing complete collection of Rulers Flags
and Coats of-Arms of every nation In the
world, sent free to any address on receipt
of seventy five folding cards, unsoiled and
same a. taken from Cameo Cigarette pack
ages w. Duke MS & Co., First avenue
and Twenty -ninth street, New York.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

THE FLYING DOVE OF PEACE.
A richly frosted quivering flying Dove.
Dream Of Life screen calendar. An Inn.
ported ideal head. An imported osted
now scene and full set Of magnificent
floral cards. Fourteen artistic pieces.
Sent to snyons who will buy from drug.
gist box Of the genuine DR. .: MLANk +
and mail us the outside wrapper from the
box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your
address plainly. FLEAING BROS, FlTTs
8UR0u. PA.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Some public lecturers 0 subjects
relating TO the higher lore charge an
xorbitant price; but. when they can't
get Il they generally consent 70 taks
: loves hire
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

COnHWmptIOn, WUBt1uB DIHobbobs
And General Debility. Doctors disagree Is to
the relative value Of Cod Liver Oil and Hypo.
phoephites; the one supplying strength and
fiesh the other giving nerve power, and acting
US a tonic to the digestive and entire system:
But in SCOTS Emulsion OF Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophoephitcs the two are combined,
and the effect is wonderful. Thousands who
have deri we'd no permanent benefit from 0thel
preparations have been cured by this. ScOttt
Emulsion Is perfectly palatable and easily al
gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Coo
Liver Oil.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Egypt is rapidly adopting the
usages of civilized nations. The new
es: move in that direction is the en-
gag .ment of n ballet for the theater
81 Cairo. The Khedive has commits
stoned Ambroselli at Paris to find the
dancers Conditions are that the girls
must be above fifteen but no, Over
thirty years old. They must all be
good looking. which rule does not
allow Of infringement except as re-
CARDS the first dancer. the perfection
Of whose feet may be set-of for an
ugly face. Salaries to range from $50
to o. 900 a year.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

The science of surgery has made such won
derful progress In modern times that the most
intricate and delicate operations are now UNI
dertaken and carried to . successful issue:
There are now several well authenticated
cases of what is known % pneumOtOny, that ID
to say the removal Of diseased portions Of the
lungs in cases Of consumption. While, how
been successfully performed, the risks attend
ing II are 90 great, and the chances Of recoverJ
so slight, that it 10 seluom resOrted to. The
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. This will
always cure the disease In its earlier stages
thoroughly arresting the ravages Of the terrible
m ,iady, by removing its cause and healing tn
lungs.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Eyes; I shall break the engagement" abe
IL really too much to converse with him; he's
a. deaf a. u post, and talks like ne had .
mouthiul OF mush. Besides, the way he he " X
and spits is disgusting" Don't break the en-
Cat tTrh Remedy. 1t will cure him completely:
"Well, III tell him. do hate TO break u on
for in all other respects he's quite too charm
ing" Of course 1t cured his catarrh.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

J.H. FISH, AssaYer and Analytl Heal
Chemist, Laboratory, l06 First st., Portland.
Or. Analyses made Of all substances. Rates
for assaying gold and silver ores 81: SO. Pacx-
ages sent by mail or express promptly attended
to- and returns made.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

SPINAL WEAKNESS AND LUNG
TROUBLES.
Is PRINCE STREET, NEW YORK,
March Is, 1854.
Having been troubled with pains In
back and chest during the last Winter
was compelled to remain ct home unable
to attend to business, until I was advised
by friend to try one of ALLcocxs PoR-
Gus PLAsTERs. After applying one to
my chest and one to my back. In three
hours found relief which had not got
in over three months. cheerful ly recon.
mend them to persons having spinal
weakness and lung troubles.
HENRY j. GALLAGHER
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

There IL q woman living at Hannibal, Mo,
who Is 40 heavj she can't walk. and 10 wheeled
around In cart by an ahls-bodied attendant
She wei. hs 40 pounds. and otherwise 10 In good
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

For Coughs, Sore Throat, Asthma,
Catarrh, and other Diseases Of the Bronchial
Tubes no more useful article can BIO found
Than "Bro,cn's Bronchial 1rOches.'
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

The transplanting Of large trees 10
said to be best effected by trcnching
around them and evering the roots to
within movable compass season be-
fore they are taken up. With ever
greens It is better to defer this opera
ton until the drying winds are over
Tfov NDnes,
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07
NEW PRIZE STORY

A strong effort is being made In London
against extravaganza in funerals.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Mr.. Coates the owner Of the cutter Marjorie
has bought the Thistle.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Tho convict Il naturally in . good humol
when he's breaking out.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

Fresh lime scattered around the cellar will
help to keep 1t dry.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

The oftner flower is sifted for.sponge cake
the lighter the cake will be.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07
REMARKABLE SURGERY.

The Gar Of Russia Is building castle near
Kasha in Finland,
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07

The BUYERS GUIDE 70
issued March and Sept,
each year. It 10 an ENJOY.
clopedia Of useful infor.
nation for all who pur.
chase the luxuries or the
necessities of life. We
can clothe you and furnish you with
ali the necessary and unnecessary
appliances to ride, walk. dance. Sleep
eat, fish, hunt, work, 60 to church.
or stay at homo, and in various sises,
styles and quantities. just figure out
what 10 required to do al these things
c0MInRTa6ly. and you can make . fair
estimate Of the value Of the BUYERS
GUIDE, which will be sent upon
receipt Of 10 cents to pay postage
MONTGOMERY WARD a CO.
lll.lll Michigan Avenue, Chicago. III
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-07
Con.umpt,on, waiting Diseases,

There are not more than 10000 Quakers In
America.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Torn From the Prairie.

Standing on the brim of the bayou at
New Iberia [ have often watched the
floating islands of turf slowly sailing
past me. Sometimes one will be so
large that should like to capture il, an
Choir it somewhere, and set up on it as
Robinson Crusoe. 1t will be beautiful
with its feather grasses arising like an
Indian princess plumes-its silver
green rushes FURNISHED in the sun, its
white lily-cups or flags of iris floating
like royal standard. Sometimes those
floating, islands go down the bayou in
fleets, thus, after storm, but whenever
seen they are bonny voyagers, and are
fit to make one go back to the old sweet
belief of fairy folk.
In truth, they are fragments wind
torn from the trembling prairi.." In
winter times the hunters go out to this
prairie and with aspade dig hole in it.
They dig foot or two and then come to
water; fishing line is dropped in this
novel well, and they may catch fish all
day long
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Tripped a Lady in a Car.
From the Albany Argus.

Riding in street car the other day I
was an interested spectator of an Incl
dent that afforded quite a diversion to a
number of persons who happened to be
IN the right end of the car. Shortly
after my entrance a stop was made to
permit a young Lady and a gentleman to
get on, and as the former, who was
young as well as exceedingly handsome
and graceful, passed forward to accept a
tripped over the outstretched foot Of an
Individual that was sitting at the rear of
the car. In an instant she was at
almost full length in the bottom
of the car, while the exclama-
tons of the passengers and the
black looks they directed at the ex-
tended stumbling block should have
caused the owner to sink through the
seat, for who does not -sympathize with
pretty girl in distress? Quicker almost
than she went down she was on her feet
again and gracefully acknowledging the
courtesy of the gentleman VINO sur
rendered his seat. Embarrassed she
certainly was not, and said to myself,
there is typical American girl who
knows enough to make the best of
everything. But her escort looked like
thunder cloud and as If he would ike
to punch the head of the fellow who
had caused all the trouble. But ne
didn't He contented himself with
occasionally stepping vigorously on
the still extended and Of
Tending foot, without the least sign of
consciousness from its owner, while the
passengers awaited the denouement. FL
nally, with lurch from the car as an
excuse, the foot received another Zero
clous dig that was SO pronounced as to
almost twist the man out Of the seat.
Thinking that perhaps he had really in
jured the man, the escort muttered an
excuse that was received in great
equanimity, with the gratifying explana-
ton: "Oh, don't apologize; it's
wooden one, and used to being stepped
on" And the young lady? Well, she
was as serene as ever, and apparently
oblivious to her surroundings, and then
the wooden leg got up and left the car.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
A Return to Duty.

This is always desirable, and the speedier it
takes place the better. Doubly welcome is it in
the of those usually industrious little organs,
the kidneys, which, when they go on strike-so
10 speak-and drop work, seriously imperil health
in more than one way. First and foremost their
inaction begets their disease, which is hydra-
headed, including such dangerous maladies as
Bright's disease and diabetes. Next, when mac
tive they tail TO assist in removing from the blood
impurities that beget rheum atism, govt and
dropsy. Third their inaction weakens the blad-
der. All this is preventable and remediabe by
the pleasant promoter of organic action, Hostel
ters Stomach Bitters. at once tonic and regu-
lator. This gently but etfectually impels the
kidneys to return to duty, and strengthens them
and the BLADDER. Upon the bowels, stomach and
liver it likewise exerts regulating and invigor-
ating influence, and 1t strengthens the system,
and averts and remedies malaria and rheuma-
tiSu
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
An Improvident Prince.
From the New York Tribune.

No more foolish or short-sighted adj
vice was ever given to the Prince OF
Wales than that not to ask for an allow
ance for Prince Albert Victor. II Gre
ated a precedent which his financial po-
sition did not justify. The Prince
of Wales has chosen to be indie
pendent of his country. He can
not continue to do so, but
must sooner or later choose to apply to
the Commons for an income, which, no
doubt, will be grudgingly given. In W that
spirit they would entertain any propos-
al TO MAX e provision for Prince George
and his sisters is doubtful
The Prince of Wales is in debt. He
probably owes about 100000. so he
cannot have made any provision for his
daughters, who have no fortunes. The
Princess has small provision of el0,-
600 year as widow, but unless Par
lament chooses to grant annuities to
the children they will be penniless.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
A Valuable Remedy.

BRANDRETH's PILLS purify the Blood,
stimulate the Liver, strengthen the
Kidneys, regulate the Bowels. They
were introduced in the United States in
1885. Since that time over fifty millions
ofboxes of BRANDRETH's PILLS have been
consumed.
This. together with thousands of con-
vincing testimonials from all parts OF
the world, is positive evidence of their
value.
BRANDRErH's PILLS are purely vege-
table, absolutely harmless, and safe to
take at any time.
Sold in every drug and medicine store,
either plain or sugar coated.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Waiting for Railway Collision.

Wa1Cing HOT a halfway Collision.
"Ours is a profession that tries mems
souls" said train dispatcher. 'sNot-
withstanding that in late years the
different railways have adopted rules
which thoroughly SYSTEMATIC the bust
ness. even with all the safeguards a little
bit of carelessness or dereliction of duty
is liable to cause trouble, and not only
loss of property, but in many instances
is attended with loss of life.
Il remember, some years ago, when
[ had charge of trains on a southern
road, where telegraph offices are few
and far between, of giving an.order to
the operator at certain station to hold
the north-b@und passenger train 1or or
ders, SO that might help the south
bound passenger train to make its
meeting point, the latter being some
what late. The operator repeated the
holding order. for which / gave him go.
X" [ then gave the south-bound train
an order to use some. of the north
bound trains time to make the meeting
point Instead of holding the
north-bound train for orders, the oper-
ator let it go by him. The road was
crooked, and as both trains were be-
tween telegraph stations | started to
walk the floor until | should hear of
their coming together. The suspense was
terrible, almost uniting me for any
other duties. As good luck would have
it. the north-bound train, which had
undisputed right of the road, was de-
laved before reaching the meeting point.
When the first train reached telegraph
station | felt relieved, but the strain he
been SO terrible onmv nerves that We
not good for much for several days, am.
the experience will ever remain in my
mind
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Where Log Cabins Flourish.

A party of American gentlemen who
had been camping out on an island in the
great Lake Nipissing. Canada, last sum-
mer swere returning in a sail-boat and
were yet seven miles from port when the
sun went down, and with it the sailing
breeze.
A discouraging situation truly.
Never mind, l can row you there inside
of two hours, said the guide who had
charge of the party, as their murmurs
arose.
"Why, man, it is seven miles, there are
four of us in this heavy boat-it is a big Job
you undertake, +" said one.
No matter, / have done the likes before
and can do it again, cheerfully replied the
broad-shouldered Irishman as he slowed
away the sail and bent to the oars. Hewas
a splendid oarsman and the boat was soon
under Roadway again.
''What would l not give to enjoy your
health and strength" remarked the Pro-
fessor.
Eyes, l am pretty healthy, and though l
am past sixty | feel as strong as ever" re-
piled the guide. ''But only three years ago
| stood at deaths door, aud never thought
to pull an oar again. You see, I was in the
woods all winter, logging and I got into
water one day and caught cold. 1t settled
on my lungs and had a bad cough which
hung on till l ran down almost to
Call in physician
eyes, l went twenty miles through the
bush to see a doctor; he gave me some
medicine, but it didn't help me much.''
How was the cure effected ?"
'An old Scotch lady, who had come over
from the States, gave me a preparation of
balsam and herbs, which she said the
early settlers in America used, end it soon
stopped my cough and put me on my feet
again"
One has but to travel along the frontier to
learn how easy it is to get along without
doctors, and how effective are the natural
remedies which the old grandmothers know
how to prepare. They often cure where
the best physicians fail
Every mother of q family knows how
coughs and colds are quickly and radically
cured with syrups and teas made from bal
sans and herbs which grandmother
taught us how to make"
Warmers Log Cabin cough and consump-
ton remedy was, after long investigation
into the merits and comparison with othel
old time preparations, selected from them
because provedto be the very best of them
all. 1t has brought back the roses to
many pallid cheek-there is no known
remedy its equal as cure for coughs and
colds.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
A Novel Pedestrian Tour.
From the Philadelphia Press.

Mr.. and Mrs. Acton and six children,
the eldest II and the youngest l year
old in a perambulator, and two maids
recently finished a pleasure walk from
London to Glasgow $500 miles,, where
they go regularly every year. They car
ried no umbrellas, only mackintoshes.
The daily distance covered was from
twelve to twenty miles, with no journey
on Sundays. the whole trip being done
in five weeks and two days. The party
enjoyed the best of health through it
all, the nurse having wheeled the per-
ambulator the entire distance. 4
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
The Handsomest Lady in Town

Remarked to friend the other day that
she knew Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs was a superior remedy, as it
stopped her cough instantly when other
cough remedies had no effect whatever. So
to prove this and convince you of IFS merit,
any druggist will give you Sample Bottle
Free. Large size, so cents and 81.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

Doctor. Ito patient You need rest,
ma'am. | advise you to 60 to the coun-
try for month. Patient-An' give up
my place, sorr? Doctor beg pardon;
do you work? Patient-I'm help
lady, sorr. Doctor-Ah, then, I must
diagnose the case again. No, it's not
rest you need. It's more exercise
Time
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Cancer Cured.

DR.. f. L. Pond is having wonderful sue
cess in the treatment and cure of cancer at
the cancer hospital at Aurora, Ill. There
are numbers of cures recently made by him
which are truly wonderful. Those afflicted
should not hesitate, but should go there for
treatment at once For information, adj
dress DR.. f. L. Pond, Aurora Ill.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

FAIR Sitter-It is certainly an excel
lent likeness. Mr.. Dobb. But it seems
to me you have made me look rather
old. Dobb-I always do so. madam,
Yon see it makes the portrait resemble
he original longer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

"YoU are Mr.. Quezeen, the husband
of the celebrated lecturess on cookery,
are you not?" Eyes, sir" replied the
detected, hollow-eyed man. I'm the
man she tries her new dishes on. CHI
co1o Tribune
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

Moxie has created the greatest excite
ment as beverage, in two years, ever wit
messed, from the fact that it brings nervous,
exhausted overworked women to good
powers of endurance in few days; cures
the appetite for liquors and tobacco at
once, and mas recovered a large number of
cases of old, helpless paralysis as a food
OOlv
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

MAMMA, at 80 P. M.-What on earth
has kept you out so late, daughter
Daughter-Nothing on earth, mamma.
George and | were gazing at the stars
Wusllinoto41 Critic.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
ELYsS
CREAM BALM

I suffered Jro',
eatarrh II gears
The droppings mt
the throat aUere nd1t
seating. My nose blec
almost daily. Sine
first dogs use of Eli.
Cream Balm haU,
had no bleeding, sore
ness IS entirely gone
ID. G. Davidson, ,Oitl
Boston Bud0et.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
Cafarrh Cured.

A clergyman, after years of suffering from
that loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found a
recipe which completely cured and saved
him from death. Any sufferer from this
dreadful disease sending a self-addressed
stamped envelope to Prof. J. A. Lawrence,
8S Warren Street. New York City, will re-
ceive the recipe free Of charge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

Mrs. REDMUND (of New Jersey-Did
Young Mr.. Gotham propose to you last
night, Lulu? Miss Lulu (shyly)-Not
quite, Nav, but he kissed me several
+1,,, &c = Eaaeb
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

CHICAGO Girl hate your New York
men. They're awfully rude. New
York Girl-Why so? Chicago Girl
Why, Mr.. Litterateur sent me d book
called "Views A-foot.''- Cartoon.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

SORE Throat or Cough, if suffered to
progress, often results in an incurable throat
or lung trouble. g Broa0n's Bronchial
Troches give instant relief.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31

LYoN's Patent Metallic Stifeners prevent
boots and shoes from running over, ripping
in the seams or wearing unevenly on the
heels.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1888-10-31
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