The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-05-31
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egrn " ffices oeni mas
nasae usa peFsg seen 70 SCI tAes3 a
The world ssA thea seasS sons nen &C.
ias mBeh ''hesG
-Hsa grt5dlhs asd scandal nouesf'
aifalA be qsieily dropped, Il enc dcosr'
yths 10 Ne banned.
- Toe stS isesty dollar certificates sF'
sal - be very hsBasous. Their besaiy
grove as iley approach ~iihin rrsch
: The farmer cess 10 The spring aud 1
lilils later ~ be rips snd iesn--ii The
seed aoatai eons ~ Enthusiastically.
The frssiesa isnli Flofids man re-
osHlly isaG8 vi,h Msins IL that there sfe
too aoaihs 10 TIE year whts the sleigh.
ibg - Bot very coed.
--Oas u the sofsl biBjfancos 70 church
ers4lh il sbe hsbll that some 81 the mem
bers bsso q always borrosins trouble ahd
pslias hish rate u interest
-oreoet. HALF pound o. teal which
sill yon bare black or srecpy' Servant:
'sban, syibsr will DO; rs tor al onld
woman ihsl's Bearly blond.
-HsfolI--I love you. Mabel; will you
be -sr my sis,ciY Mabel labsenily) -
That Gao never BE-, Harold; but ! will
Sissys b. wifs TO y0n. The engagement
is snnouneed
"ibis paper Gays, Politics make
slraaee bedielloSs, said Rolio, "Wha.
do politics DO With bed = They lie in
liar soa, said Rollo's father. they lie
In i,
Hos old are you, Tommy r. mine
when ! am 90 my feet, aud 6 when / am
90 ny head That's funny how do you
msAe IL ?" why, II you stand on it's
head il il 6 ita't IL"
--sandsy school teacher Tommy. do
you Know sbsl the meaning OF Amen is
Tommy Yesm; IT'S what The people say
whca they Thick rs time for the minister
10 fiup,
-- Druggist. Now what do you want
Boy Three eepts' worth Of paregoric.
Druggist What do you mean, waking me
mp for three cents Boy Why. bad
ier git up for muffin.
Timpkius Say, Jones, those trous.
srs u yours are mighty shabby" Jones
who 10 sensitive on the sublee, sud replies
With some asperilyl well, anyway they
cover warm heart T.
1T is said that a quaok doctor 10 the
West bee tAyented a medicinelthalvill cure
any disease, aud which can also be used as
an tmbalmiug fluid after death, This man
evidently wants TO hog the whole market.
There are some appalling circum-
stances 10 human life before which even
the btayest quail Que Of these is fe
ms book agepi, the other is another ie-
maze book agent or The same female book
agent another time,
phfenolosist Your pump OF imagi-
natiou Is absorHally large, sir. You
should write poetry" Visitor" do
write poetry. But yesterday took poem
TO an editor, and that bump you are feel
Ing l. ~bsro hs h.s a.s.'
"A little Rochester girl drew the pic
ture Of dog aud ca. on her slate, and
calling Der mothers attention to IL, said
"A cal onghtn't 10 have but four legs. but
! drew Il With six, so she could run away
from the dog. =
Tramp TO womapl Can you give ne
something TO eat madam Woman-No;
there an't thing 10 the house; an be-
sides, I've got a couple Of letters to write
an 10 time 20 bother. Tramp (pleading.
Isl - Madam, let me lick the stamps,
cant stsrye.
Physician = How did the sedatye
powder affect your wife last night, Mr..
Smith Z Mr. Smith : Disastrously. Ply.
stefan Disasirously Wasn't she able
10 sleep Mr. Smith Sleep Why,the
baby cried from midnight until morning.
aud she slept through il all J
These fish, my dear Mrs. Hendricks,
rem arkrd the minister. who was discuss
ing Sunday dinner With the family, are
delieiously fresh | AN enjoying them
very mnch They onght to be fresh, vol
untrered Bobby, sbo was also enjoying
them. Pa caught EN- only this morning.
--Georgie comes down to breakfast With
. swollen yissge, whereupon mamma says
10 lhs four ear old; George, don't
you i,.el veil Tell mamma what the
maIlsF ~ George full Of influenza. re
plios; mo, | don't feel well. Bote my
eyes is leaking. aud Que Of my noses don't
60"
-fuitattd Freedman TO an American
who hos mistaken him for waiter; SIR
yon bat er r.ossly iusulici me There IL
nv cara My seconds viii val, upon you,
ssrr" Americans Never mind youi
seconds. Frcnohy Yon can wait on mt
just s. sell Pass me the Worcestershire
sauce aud b. quick shout H.
"A Chicago man. Who has a ne~ theor,
Of evolution. says "lhe Cbinamsn sprAne
frona 81 alligator aad the Eaglishmsn iron
The bulldog There Is nothing very re
naraable about ths,, We kaos plenty Of
Amer icaas pLa have spraug from the bull
do, aud rs ior ghe Tbs alligator -~eli,who
woa lat spgiae ifom the ugly monsierg
-Three little boys in down river town
attended lbr same school They are bn'
four yeArs ola sud are 10 the came class
Tue o,hgr day they were called out by The
teacher ana sssed 20 spell certain word
They 81 failed. aud one Of the little Eel