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Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

The treatment Of many thousands of cases
OF those chronic weaknesses and distressing
ailments peculiar to females, at the 1nyalids'
has afforded a vast experience in nicely adapt
ing and thoroughly testing remedies for the
Dr.
is the outgrowth, or result, of this great and
valuable experience. Thousands Of testimo-
clans who have tested it in the more aggra-
waited and obstinate cases which had baf1ed
their skill, prove it to be the most wonderful
suffering: women 1t is not recommended as
"cure-all," but as a most perfect Specific for
woman's peculiar ailments.
it imparts strength to the whole system,
and and, t to the T womb and its appendices in
dressmakers, seanstresses, ''shop-girls," house.
keepers nursing mothera, and feeble women
IS the greatest earthly boon, peing unequaled
as an appetizlng cordial and restorative tonic.
AS q soothing and streiigthening
qualed and is Invaluable in allaying and SUBJ
DUNG nervous excitability, rritability, ex-
haussion, prostration, hysteria, spasms and
monty attendant upon functional and organic
disease Of the womb. It induces refreshing
sleep and relieves montal anxiety and de-
Dr. Piorce's Fave rite Prescription
ID a legitimate Inedicine, carefully
physician, and adapted to woman's delicate
organization. 1t is purely vegetable in it's
composition and perfectly harmless in its
effects in any condition of the system. For
morning sickness, or nausea, from whatever
cause arising, weak stomach, indigestion, dys-
pepsia and kindred symptoms, it's use, in small
doses, will prove very beneficial.
"EavOrito Prescription is q posi-.
tive euro for the most complicated and OBJ
stinate cases of leucorrhea, excessive flowing,
painful menstrI!ntion. unnatural suppressions,
prolapsus, Or falling of the womb, weak back,
female weakness" anteversion, retroverson,
inflammation and liberation of tho womb, in
| accompanied with internal heat"
| As regulator and promoter Of func-
from, girlhood to womanhood. "Favorite Pre-
scription is q perfectly safe remedial agent,
and can produce only good results. It is
equally eff1cacious and valuable in its effects
ments Incident to that later and most critical
| period, known as 1.-THE Change of Life'
| SEavOritc Prescriptions when taken
II connection with the use Of DR.: :Pierce's
doses Of Dr.. Pierce's Purgative Pellets little
Liver Pills.. cures Liver, Kidney and Bladder
| diseases Their combined use also removes
blood taints, and abolishes cancerous and
scSr!ofnlous humors from the system,
SEavorite Frescription' is the only
medicine for women, sold by druggists, under
q positive guaranteed, from the manu-
facturers. that it will give satisfaction in every
case; or money will be refunded. This guaran-
tee has been printed on the bottle-wrapper,
end faithfully carried out for may years.
large bottles 1Oo doses $1.OO, or six
bottles for $500.
For large. illustrated Treatise on Diseases Of
Women l60 pages, paper-coveredl. send ten
cents in stamps. Address,
Worlds DisnenSaEv Medical hssecistion-
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

would have been created one hundred years
ago by the sight of one of our modern ex-
press trains whizzlng along at the rate of
sixty miles an hour. just think how our
grandfathers would have stared at such a
spectaclel 1t takes good deal to astonish
people now a-days, but some of the marvel
GUS cures Of consumption, wrought by DR..
created widespread amazement Consump-
ton is at last acknowledged durable. The
"Golden Medical Discovery is the only
known remedy for it. If taken at the right
time-which, bear in mind, Is not when the
lungs are nearly gone-it will go right to
the seat of the disease and accomplish its
work as nothing else in the world can.
"HAMLET is play for all time It
will never give up the ghost.-PucEc.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

A rich old Widower says that when
his wife died every father ir that
neighborhood offered to console him
with one of their daughters; but a few
weeks afterwards, his COW having
shared the same fate, no one ever
thought of replacing his loss by the
offer OF another; thereby proving the
different value people set upon their
cows and children.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

Had Been Worried Eighteen Years.
It should have read married but the
proof-reader observed that it amounted to
about the same thing, and so did not draw
his blue pencil through the error. Unfort-
unately there was considerable truth in his
observation. Thousands of husbands are
constantly worried almost to despair by the
i'll health that afflicts their wives, and often
robs life of comfort and happiness. There
is but one safe and sure way to change all
this for the better. The ladies should use
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23
IT is not altogether strange that bee
trothal should lead to a honey moon.
.Giye Hin So and Iet Him t.,ess ),

g Give Him So, and Let Him Guess"
:. We once heard man complain of feeling
badly, and wondered what allied him. A
humorous friend said, sGive a doctor So,
and let him guess" Twas a cutting satire
on some doctors, who don't always guess
right You need not guess what ais you
when your food don't digest, when your
bowels and stomach are inactive, and when
your head aches every day, and you are
languid and easily fatigued. You are bill
Pellets will bring you out all right. Small,
sugar-coated, easy to take. OF druggists.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23
Troubled with the Big Head.

Abner Dorsett, q negro living in Hickory
Mountain township, N. c., has probably the
largest head in the State It is thirty-twc
inches in circumference and makes him
somewhat . rop-heavy," for at times when
the head topples over to one side he is
obliged to push it back into position with
his hands.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

"A wel1-read man of fair ability is
said to use from 5000 to 1000 words;
but when he discovers that his wife has
exchanged his summer vest for a
plaster-of-paris image of the late
Emperor William he doesn't use more
than six or ten, but he manages, on
the spur of the moment, to hit upon
the wormest words in his vocabulary,
No7ristoeO,a Herald.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23
Fertile. Fair. but Unhealthy.

Fertile, Fair, but Unhealthy,
Are many beautiful sections of our Union
Chills and fever and bilious remittent, born
and in some instances, their constant
scourge Those of their inhabitants, how
ever, who fortify their systems with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters never fail to find in
it an adequate defense. Not only for MA
larial disorders, but for dyspepsia. liver
complaint, cOstiveness, nervousness and
rheumatism it is unrivaled
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

Afraid of Committing Himself
"And. to make a long story short,
Bishop, the train came to d stand-still
in the very nick OF time, and my dear
Aunt Jane was saved actually saved!
Now, wasn't that a mercy, Bishop?n
J" Well, Mrs. Boreham you see a
II don't know your aunt. Z london
Punch
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

-"What object to in Name" re-
marked q Pennsylvania man, els the
horrible names you have up here.
There's Androscoggin, for instance
Yes replied the Maine man, "that
name is almost as bad as some you
have in Pennsylvania -Punxsutawney,
Youghiogheny, Mauch Chunk, and the
like Portland AGUertiSer.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

Mrs. Socrates Qaying down her
book)-"I have just been reading a
work on entomology, my darling, and
/ discover that the female of some in
sects is ten thousand times larger than
the male Mr.. Socrates (meekly)
MAN is but an insect of larger growth"
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

FREEi a 3-foot French Glass, Oval
Front, Niczel or Cherry Cigar Case: MER-
CHANTS ONLY. r. w. TANsILL & Co, Chicago.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

"A genius has invented a clock
which he warrants to run a hundred
years. A man bought one of them the
other day, on condition that if it didn't
run over ninety eight years, he might
return il and get his money back.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

3 A COMMERCIAL travellers 1notto-sD It
give up the grip IN. z. Journal.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

IT is to be presumed that the Christian.
tzei Indians are all Lo church people,
Boston CGat,5r
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

CAN a bank that can't stand loan be
called an infant industry!
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. Isaac
Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

The sphere of the weather prophet-at-
mo-sphere.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

IT is in bass drum that two heads are
better than one.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

FISHING for compliments is doubtfu
sport "a
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

A CITY man is credited with the idea OF
calling a newspaper :" The Umbrella" He
thinks every body would take it.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

A MAN doesn't get even when he gets
married two times Critic.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

BILL of the Play-Bill Shakespeare
Life.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23
Hoods SarsapariIIa
100 Doses One Dollar
EDUCATIONAL.

r u Ia
GHMMER sCTIOOI, of I,ANGUAGEs.
y oswego, NY. Prof; a. Cehn, HARVARD University.
sion from uly gto Aur MES anreres
board reduced r. T. fare apply to Hon A. G. Mat
Lntz Aibion, Mich. or Prof Cohn, Cambridge Mass.
..0..-sT1p ne,o,-,z.e1,,- 1,c1,7,-3zni7 Attn.
Sy mail. Circulars free BRYINTs COLLEGE. ualo.
BILL of the Play-Bill Shakespeare
LJe.
-, = - $4,000
married two times.-Crtttc.
:. +l,-t 49,
better than one.
coNurpcI.I t,.aHeler,s rrott6--s.non,t
e1-, ~, The e.,.;, ~ y 1o,,,.aa1
A cry man is credited with the IDEA q,
calling a newsnaner .s.The JImbrella.,, He
thinks every body would take &
NAN NAV he trnthfnl IN every thing
| el.e hnt no a1u.vs ,,laved q better game of
billiards several wears ago than he does
-phizadelphia eau
---.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

B Iris absurd to speak of the !" foot prints
of time when it is well known that time
aies.N. O. Picaunls.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

AS the last note of "Comin'
Through the Rye trembled on the air
she turned to her escort and said: is
it not exquisite, Colonel Blood?"
"Ye-es,' assented the Colonel, in a
half-hearted tone of voice, the air'is
inc, but down our way, Miss Breezy,
we 60 in more for Bourbon, you
now, IN Y. Sun,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

The extreme WEAKNESS of summer is
plaintively expressed by the ayawning
windows The Colonel.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

HAPPINESS is only relative, and some
people find that it is a very distant relative
eed.-Journdl Of Education.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

A MAN may be truthful in every thing
else, but be always played a better game Of
billiards several years ago than he does
now, philadelphia Call
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

APEN may be driven, but a pencil does
the best when it is lead
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

The truly aesthetic girl with an apprecia-
ion of the eternal fitness of things uses
blue note paper when she tells her admirer
that she can never be more than a 81 ter -
AerShe . 9t s,,
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

9: RooM for one more,'' said the retired
cab-driver, when he ushered into the par
lor the fourth gent. eman who had called
within an hour to see his firtatious daugh-
ter.-Drake sldgdzine
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23

: MosT men go to the penitentiary as re-
suit of their convictions and not merely
from prejudice.
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-23
A Tremendous Sensation

LIGHTNING never strikes twice in
same place-it doesn't have to.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03

1t qUas quite e long speech fos John Graves.
 The mill owner rose to his feet with a bustling movement of impatience. The un- reasonable beings had no conception of the principles of political economy, but always had some particular hardship of their own to urge against its beautiful theories, as if what made the rich more rich must not in some way help the sbeggars even that cringed at their feet.
 'sWell, well, I don't mean to cut you again if you dQu.t bother mo too much. l have nssB nSsEh tat1 leals ttaab aRold An
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03
Panta-
 Looms!

We want them to go before the season goes; 20, 30, 40, and 50 per cent. off of for for mer prices. In lots where there are only a few pants remaining we lump them together and
 MARK THEM $2.5O, about half the former price.
 We are Closing Out our Stock of Furnishing Goods, HATS and CAPS at Prices that speak for themselves.
 It will cost you nothing to step in and examine these Bar gains for yourself, and bear in mind we guarantee satisfaction or money refunded.
 Inspect our Stock. No trou ble to show Goods.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03
DISTRICT OF WATERBURY. s. Probate lI Court. January 80 ISSS

Estate of Anastasia Kelley. late of Waterbury. in said District. deceased.
 Pursuant to an order from the Court of Probate for said District. passed this day. will be sold at Public Auction to the highest bidder, on the 7th day Of February. 1888. at 12 o'clock in the fore noon tunless previously disposed of at private sale). the following Real Estate of said deceased whose estate is now in course of settlement in said Court to-wit:-A piece of land and dwelling house thereon, in the town of Waterbury, in said District, and known as No: go River Street; boun- ded north on estate of Charles Degan, east on John Sauts and Patrick Colwell south on John Meehan west on River Street
 Sale to take place on the premises in said City or waterbury. Terms made known at time of sale. HEBRON KELLEY
 Adm'r of Estate of Anastasia Kelley. decd.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03
Lot B, your choice of any

Neg- Further comment on these Suits is unnecessary. If you see them you will ouy.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03

The iisre of rum Is to be discontinued in the British army in India, and the canteer for spirits will soon be 0 thing of the past.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03
Lot 2, your choice of any

gag~ This Money Saving Sale will not last very long.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03

"Yer jokin', squire; yer wouldn't cut us poor devils down again. Tho last cut seemed IS if it would kill us, till we found how little t takes to keep soul and body together if a
 ritter don't expect nothin' else. Why, squire, dog has the best of some on us now; for folks let him steal" The tall man thrust hack his pipe into the depths of his pocket, and his face hardened into sullen expression as he added solemnly: q cal'late another cut would fill all the jails in the country. Yer might as well give us the least we can live on nere as support us in prison."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03
THE WATERBURY EVENING DEMOCRAT FRIDAY FEB B. 1ss8

thank you," she added, coldly, as he did EoI go, but stood looking as if he did not quite understand.
 Good night" he answered, with a great throb in his throat. He stumbled auk- Wareily, as he went down the steps; he coulI not see very weNfDr the mist in his eyes.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-02-03

Crocheted sash curtains in heavy un. bleached linen thread can be made by skillful working to be as handsome as costly lace. A bold pattern-close work upon O clear ground should be chosen, and worked firmly and evenly.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-08-08
THROUGH THE STATE.
Accidents and Incidents in West virginia
md Vicinity.

Accidents ana Incidents In West Virginia
md Vicinity.
A reunion OF the veterans OF Preston
county will be held on September 6, Z
and s, near Kingwood.
On last Saturday night Wesley Har-
desty, son of Rev. ]. w. Hardesty, Of
Rowlesburg, was killed at GlenwOod,
near Pittsburgh. lie was struck by n
train and horribly mangled.
At GAINESVILLE, in Preston county, last
week the large steam saw and planning
mill belonging to David Albright was
discovered to be on fire. The entire
structure, together with about $4,000
feet OF lumber and nearly 100000 pine
shingles were totally destroyed. Mr..
Albright suffered similar loss last sum
mer,
Jefferson county seems to be infested
with busy band OF horse thieves at
present. Last Friday night valuable
sorrel horse was stolen from the barn Of
Mr.. S..Howell Brown, near Charlestown,
and the same night, the thieves, who do
not seem to have had fear Of the law or
the officers OF the law, stole sorrel mare
from Deputy Sheriff Eugene Baker, Mt
Leetown, II this sort OF thing keeps up
the farmers will have 10 organize vig-
lance committee.
Miss Lena PiersOn, OF Clay county,
while riding along the road on upper
Two Run, came near being thrown from
her horse last week, She was in the act
of getting of to pick some blackberries,
which grew beside the road in an old
deserted place, when her horse became
frightened at bear, and ran away with
her, She said the bear was standing up
ON his hind feet eating berries. He gath
cred the berries in to him with his fore
paws and ate berries very carefully, not
seeming to notice the lady until she
stopped. The horse became alarmed at
the animal and ran about two miles
through the woods, but the young lady
managed to keep her seat.
A rather excitable occurrence took
place at the residence OF Mr. David P.
Brown, in Fayette county, Thursday
night, the 10Th ultimo, when quietude
was necessary in the household. Three
weeks ago Mr.. Brown was severely in
jured by milling tree, and since then
has required the constant attentions o.
his family and neighbors. At II O'Clock
the night Of the 18th footsteps were
heard In the hall, which seemed tc
wander to the different parts O
the house and then to the door oI
Mr.. Browns sick room. After being
quiet for Il moment the door was thrown
open and one Of the most fearful-lookini
men, evidently a maniac, entered thI
room and turned his horrid vision upor
Mr.. B. with purpose that can only bC
conjectured. He was Immediately crap
pied by Mr.. BIS son Alger and iorcet
| through the hall on to the porch, where
with the assistance OF Mr.. NJ. +. Henry
] he was overpowered after desperat,
struggle and tied. No idea could b,
/. formed as to who he was or where h
came from, nor could he tell.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-08-08

The Senate resumed consideration OF
the fisheries treaty and was addressedby
Mr.. Sherman in opposition to its ratiti-
cation. AS to the charge made on the
other side Of the house, that the policy
Of the Republican party was to make an
appeal to the Irish vote, MIR, sherman
considered that one OF the casual re-
marks made without any foundation.
The great contest about to be waged be-
fore the people would turn on other
questions. They would be the same old
questions talked about for the last twen-
ty vears-the duty OF Congress to pro-
tect. first, the industries OF the country
from undue competition with the labor
of Europe, and second, the right OF
United Suites citizens at home and
abroad. These questions would enter
into the campaign and would probably
control the results.
He wished to say that he did not re-
gard the treaty MS party question nor
as a sectional question. 1t affected the
fishermen on the Southern coast, on the
Gulf Of Mexico, and on the Atlantic
ocean, Just as much as the fishermen OF
New England. Neither was it an Irish
question, nor was the opposition TO it
fGshing foHIrish votes," There was
HarHINa MORE uNPouSnEn
than such charge. : He believed that
there was a general sympathy with the
people OF Ireland, not only in the SEN
ate Chamber, but among oil the people
of the United States. There was gen.
eral sympathy with the. Irish people in
their struggle for home rule. Who did
not share in it2 Certainly he did, aud
he had expressed it on every proper
occasion. He hoped and trusted that in
that controversy the people OF ireland
would gain from the Parliament OF Great
Britain the right to pass their local laws
that they might be put in the
same position as the States OF the Amer.
lean Union and that all matters Of locaI
ascertainment might be dealt with by an
Irish Parliament.
He had seen remark quoted from Mr.
Chamberlain to the effect that all lead
ing men OF this country were opposed Il
that Irish idea. Mr.. Chamberlain was
greatly mistaken. apoll Of the Sen
Ate were taken on that subject there wa.
hardly a Senator who would not give {
hearty yea to the proposition to give L
the Irish people home rule as it wa
understood in the United States.
That was the general sentiment in tn,
United States, but the people OF tn,
| ITNNfNn1 kNnNnn FRnInU IN Hnh
about IT, They were not going to in
volve themselves in a controversy witt
Great Britain in respect to matters owe
which they have no Jurisdiction.
/ He felt bound to say that that senti
! ment was shared universally, not onl
lby Republicans but by Democrats, an
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-08-08
r MAY GET THROUGH,
Tie Republican Substitute for
the Mills Tariff Bill
WILL BE A MODEL MEASURE


Tn.~ ,,, ,,,,,,,rox, D. G., August Mr.. A.
q. ,.,o,LpIl, Of Wheeling, had very
v" t s,r,ary conference with Senators
'D |I,i,b iIiscocs and Jones, OF the
rin,ncr Committee, relative to the steel
,sT He will be with the committee
, ,.,in tomorrow, when it is expected
". '-,;,,, Of Importance will be decided
a,,n a,, There is a strong likelihood that
.a,I,, bill lis the new Senate measure Is
r nom kaown to be will pass the House.
"' ,..o.are fifteen or twenty Democrats
.Ia are slaky enough about the
,,.,.prg "" surplus to defy party
J,..in,ine and support the Senate
III a.a an alternative. This fact makes
tb,hIy hid important energetic action by
Wo., virriniu industries needing relief,
,,nn.i,iIy those assailcd by the Mills
I.g,-.,erL pottery, wool, lumber and
s,, We'll informed people say the new
I'm wiIl M,a master stroke for the cam.
o,i,,,as It will reduce the internal FeYe-
nm, taxes largely and make cheaper su-
.,,r and rice and articles OF every day
.,on.rnption, highly favored in the Mills
Ial hti,lrs taking ample care oil the
,,n industries assailed by that meas