New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-11


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A SPRING POEM.
The poets all sing
OF the beauties OF spring,
OF the birds and the lambs and the LOVERS
All the splOsh and the wet go
And the mud hole which pulls OIL your rubDers'
They don't seem to know
That the melting OF snow
All the refuse of winter discloses,
And the poet ne'er tells
OF the horrible smells
Which assall in the sprngtime our noses
In the sugar bush, too,
IT'S quite shocking to view ,,
How they make what they call the pure MAPLE
How good, honest man
VIII put into the pan
Cane sugar-as much as he's able.
As the sprIpgtme draws near
The tramp Will appear
And start his long sneaking journey
And the house-ceanlng days
with their worry and craze
VIII make life a burden to many
Yes, the little birds sing u,.u
And the lambs sport In spring.
And lovers are signing and yearnng'
The wise man may smile,
But control, the meanwhile
n'' ''' '"@' ~ -(ROchester Democrat
A letter with the following address. has Just been
sent to the Dead Letter Office:
"6ylvester Brown web faced SCRUB
To whom this letter wants to go,
Is chopplng cord-wood for his gruD -t
In Silver City, Idaho"
II people talk as well they do on the upce asn
amount OF ch ioTd %ncf Talk 1gf Sey Would only eat
less 1t Is marvellous that any VII at an Te,n sn5
With Which men and women please thelT palstes ana
generate in themselves uric acid and nutntiye penora
Gn Henry anG hG IS Rh our World as with the world q
Tccesiastes, by surfeIting many pensh"-V ouiua
In WOman's World
When three days pass without letter from mayor
q to,pr NJ
are sad.
doctor saws mustn't 90 out It's plaguey provoking,
don't you know, for was engaged to attend don
AeI FoRTa|Tere You? But wouldn't fret; they'll
get along, no doubt, by cutting one out OF paper
boston Transcript
The citizens of st. Louis are thinking up pleasant
ways of amusing the delegates to the National DEM
ocratlc Convention next June. How would donkey
parties do for ono thing?
In Business Circles" Did you make any money
SWAT was tho matter.
"Tbe United States Detectives got en- to me, aud
had to leave plates, dies and everything III hurry
Washington Critic
The college bows begin to suspect that they would
give the professional funny on the stage close
race II they should really decide to be as funny as
thew can But alas they have to go back to tho
study of Greek roots and things and leave the heid
to Nat' Goodwin and other mere proleSS'ohai''
They Like PIE" College boys must be very fond
of pastry remarked Mrs. snaggs a,. ,.
II suppose they are replied snasg'' out WHAT
made You think OF thatP -, .,, -
cIetIes 1t Is called the Kappa P But tor me lIe
of me don't know what kind OF pic thst ls'lfi''S
burg Chronicle.
Country readers are puzzllng themselves over the
following egg problem:
II a hen and a half lay egg and half In day
and half how many eggs Will SIX hens lay In seven
daysl
The solutions are divided pretty evenly between
90 and AZ, but both these figures happen 10 De
wrong
A right good one comes in from the Senate, show
ing the unanimlty of pairing on votes senator
Cameron and Senator Butler are par that away
counts. Some time ago vote was taken ana sen
aor Butler being absent, Senator Cameron reSpondoL
= Mr. President he said, "on this measure l sIa
naired with the Senator from South Carolina IL
he were present he would vote NO. and SO Wouiu
Ln-(W asEington Critic.