Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1888-06-30
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
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l. III II! HIS "A "atIlUS iHiaHI.
The brow of n hill wears no bangs.
Well ct.snectcd The old eaken bucket
The blacksmith Is alYays blowing
ahou, his work.
4 prickly pear The hedgehog and
and the porcurine.
Going out with the tied - The wedding
party leaving the church
The handler the appointments of
tavern the greater its inn-conveuienccs.
Earthquakes are very arlstocratic at
least they always belong To the upper
crust.
King Oscar, of Sweden, has most
attractive autograph. II is q. k.-Nen
York sun.
For the practical welfare of society,
the policeman 5 locust seems 10 be the
most effective reform ,luh
Time flies and waits for no man. The
only fellow who can beat il is the
musician - Mrtiant- TtaoeLr.
Pa said little fellow to his un-.
shaved father, your chin looks like the
wheel in the musical box, Mrrc,try.
The reason some men can't mske both
ends meet is because they are too husily
engaged IN making one end drink =
TIT IIs.
He slipped on a haraua peel
The bump II made him vince.
he fell on his head AMI took t. his bod
And he hasn't banana where since
Ncm J ork Sun.
British America has some banks in
which everybody has confidence The
IS ,k
Nors.
You weep. dear maid ani we'll know
That should strive ID >,.othn Your WOO.
In tears YOU look &. lovely though,
I'm half inclined tc1,-t them f'ow
Angry Mother tchaslng her hope with
a switchl IF catch you I'll make you
dance" Her Hope tont Of rcach) -
"rhcn we shall have abawl : Wutdel-
phta CoN.
a New York h6othlack has this sign
on his chair ''pcdal leguncnts artisti-
cally illuminated AMI luhricatci for the
intinitcSimal remuneration of ! cents per
operation.
'Why are bushes like gIrlsf' asked
Sophia Soccus in the greenroom OF the
| Plantain. The answer he expected was:
"Because they become women. "-.Ne,o
YorA NercarV
He-"Your friend, Miss Wabash, is
quite chic, Miss Breezy" Miss Breezy
Ga trihe enviouslyl "lcs. Clara may be
a trife chick, but she's no chicken
Hr,per's Ba>ar.
| Fisherman cat the dock to dudey go
way" Duae-" "Eh what's thati"
| Fisherman 'Go way Your trousers
are so loud that they frighten the fish"
| = Darlington Free Pres.
Gentleman ito italian fruit-scller) =
"Wcll, Garahaldi, hpw's busincssw
Garahaldi (patheticaHyl "oh, vera
j badda, signor. no moncc; cop eata too
much Iarper's WrtIY.
| youthful applicant for graduation,
on being asked the other day, "What
| does history tcach!' answered That
the United States never has been
| whipped and never viii he = Leringfon
! (hy.) Press.
Wire-Pullcr '1Wcll, Spilkins. trust
that we shall give you a handsome ma
! iority when election comes off" Spill
kins Il don't care if its as homelv as
brush fence 50 long II. it's n ma jority." :"
= Burliogton Free Pes
GLOW we'll remember" SAID Dunn
ley, as he proudly brandi-hed the sword,
"the first time that | ever drew that
once shining blade - where did you
draw it, Dumleyi' inquired Fca'hc1ly !;
cat ra,ile2'' Ner York .e,p.
Miss Pliny. aged 20 who is engaged
$50 glad to see sou, Nil, Rollins" +" Miss
Rollins (who is TITLE Jealous, -" $50
| glad to see Won. ! want.to congratulate
you on your engagement. Better late
than never, you know. Ihs Nea.
Mr.. Gotham Would you like to sec
'Pygmalion tonight, Miss Porcinef''
Miss Porcine fof 4 t'incinnatil -.'Yes,
very much, Mr. Gotham. I believe in
| encouraging anything connected with
the great hog industry. - Graph'r.
A new delicacy Of marine origin and
surprising in the opinion Of many foreign
g0urmands the finest oysters is about IN
he introduced into this country II il
called the strongly yoceutrotus, and il
swallowed a syllable at q time. = Chrost-
rIe- Isleyrnpt.