Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-12-07
THINGS NEW AND OF

eHAoAAVectS.-Y1
A DOCTOR must understand
tongues.-Ne,o Orleans Picay..ae
DESIGNS in MISUNDERSTANDING
an engagement ring. Yoaker's SD
| man.
The egotist does not need speots
to preserve his I sight.-WoshiDd
Critic.
The man who courts evil will pa
in the course of time.-Ne,v Ord
Picayat,ae.
A CLERGYMAN at Pittsburgh saw.
Americans are the most profane ne|
on the globe.
ALL who travel on railroad ~
travel aimlessly, because they traye}
nothing. Ha1per's Bazaar.
The hen that Matched out broo
seven ROSTERS was very proud Of
beautiful son-set.-Basar.
Our objection to the foolhardy
is not that he is fool, but that n
hardy. He never seems to die
per's Bdzar.
Ii seems appropriate to put the
of marriage licenses issued under
head of court" news" Pittsb,I
Chronicle.
IT is now believed that Venus
from the sea to allow the hired pir]
make the bed of the ocean.-Ded
Free Press.
AN assemblage of men is an accu
lation of Holian harps, whose notes
discordant or harmonious, accordin|
the way the wind blows.
SOME men are born cross and kee|
up through their live-long life. Jos|
White, of New Jersey, slept for
days and nights and then jawed his l
for waking him up.
Mrs. WEsrEND Cat a party)-H
brilliant Mrs. Tiptop is tonight.
Tiptop (dryly)-Y-e-s, she's an awfu
jolly woman when away from home
Philadelphia Record.
He (who has just left the piano
How do you like my voice, Miss Ra,
Miss Race (Cincinnati)-Yom vol,
o! it's certainly a bowling success,
Keys.-Teras Sittiags.
Now that they have machines
rowing on wheels there may yet I'D
invention that will enable q man to n
die his own canoe without getting
deep water. Baltimore american.
AGE is not to be feared; the old
good and healthy persons grows,
greater becomes his capacity to Ell
the deeper, sweeter, and more nj
kinds of happiness which the world
fords.
A LITTLE boy had been to church
came home crying bitterly. wv
the matter with you?" inquired
mother. "Parson says I'm to be
again, and Tn 'fraid I'll be a girl \
time: Troy Times.
MINISTER (consoling Mormon 81
over the death of his wife)-I SYM
thize. with you deeply, Mr.. Brigham
your sad affection. Mormon Eldd
All, yes, its hard, it's hard! Ministd
Still, Mr.. Brigham, it isn't as bad 4
you--er-only had one, you know
Epoch.
The finer the nature the more fl
will it show through the clearness Of
The best things are seldom seen in t1
best form. The wild grass grows Y
and strongly one year with another;
the wheat is, by reason Of it's grea
nobleness, liable to bitter blight
Ra.skie.
PAssENaER--Is this train ON til
conductor? Conductor-One hour ID
Passenger = Well, that's outraged
Tm'in hurry to get to East st. Lo'
Conductor-Have You ever been in E
ST.. Louis? Passenger--No. Cond
tor-When you get there you will
sorry the train wasn't later.-Epoch.
MAuD-And you are really engae
to MI. Hawkins, Ethel? Ethel-Y
/ hardly know whether I love him
not, but he was SO earnest that sol
how could not refuse him. Man;
Yes, I know. When refused him
summer he told me he was going
marry somebody or bust before Chr
mas>-Te,7'e Haatte E9press.
SICK lady Ito Bridget, with cards
Didn't I instruct you to say, Bridget
any one that called that was too, III
be seen? Rridget-Yis; but srl
naum, 1 forgot hit intirely an, O; m1l
they do have such beautiful fall ST
on. Sick lady (rousing herselD-1
may say to the ladies, Bridget, thai
will be down at once.-NesU Yoyk 81
A 5-YEAR-oLD boy Of Auburn, N
was to spend the afternoon at the ho
Of a young woman who, he heard
mother say, had been married ii
years. He was advised to take so