The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-11-08
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Life is too short to dwell on failures.
-push on to 8 new success. g, 4

more real good than success.
Charles King, of Middleton Mass, 10
107 years old and has over 600 descend!
ants. - 9
- We have heard of men sowing wild;
oats, but woman's mission is to sew
tares.
- Tie chesnut can be grated on:
the OAK, and this has been done inS Calf
fornia. +
-Sayannah is now tho largest cotton
port in the United States and Norfolk:
second. q
IA horse thief, arrested at Mexico.
Mo-, boasts that he has cut bis way ont;
of seventeen jails. s.::.ss
- The man who pleads poverty as San
excuse for sinfulness thinks poor excuse:
is better than none.
= Woman is q subject never mentioned
in Morocco. It would be terrible
breach Of etiquette to ask man after his
wife or wives. sssissss .ss.sSss
- It is estimated that in England one
man in FOO gets college education. In
this glorious country one man in every 200
takes college course.
- Gold dollars are used for bangles
and trinkets to such aa extent that. they
have become scarce and command aaF
premium oftwenty. Eve cents. gssEs
= One Of the latest books is devoted,
to "FooIs." How any ..one man could
condense all the lore on that subjec with
in the limits of an ordinary volume is a.
mystery.
The best recipe for going through;
life in commendable way is to feel that
everybody, no matter how rich OF poor
needs all the Kindness they esn get from:
others in the world.
A scientist says: the land were
aattened out the sea would be two miles
deep all the world.1 Ifanyman is;
caught fattening ont the land shoot him
on the spot. A great many of Us can't;
swim. g5 ~
= The American people sit more than
the inhabitants ofany other country I'M
the world" said prominent phy ysician:;
Perhaps they DO, doctor" replied his
friend, "but I'll bet they, stand mores
treats than any other nation" ;5s;
Vassar college hereafter will alwaysl
have among its pupils one ofthe nameef
Huntington, 8 Kansas man BY that name
having bequeathed some thousands sof:
dollars TO provide 8 scholarship for the
education continually of one young lady:
of his name.
It is said that a wealthy lady;of,
New York has discarded the customary
knife and fork from the. table and substi:y
tuted in the place of those necessarys
dining implements fanciful dsggers andsl
miniature swords, enriched with Jewels
and fine art work. 81 -
- The editor ofa Kentucky paperEsiiss
advocating an amendment to the Constitu.'
ton of the United States, by which the
names Of men could be changed to those
ofthe women they marry in those instansss
ces in which women are much more aim.s
portant than their husbands" !" q 81
- North Carolina alone is caring for;
i 900 colored people afflicted with insani:s
ty, and every other Southern State; has;
its hands full. In almost every case; it's
the light hearted, lazy negro who loses.
his mind, while the hard workers, grow:
brighter each year. Detroit Free Prsss !
The daily output of z, 800 900 toothss
picks, by mill ct Harfor Springs, Mich.S;s
seems enormous. Butthis is exceeded by
the manufacture of Mr.. Charles Fosteriats
Buckfeld, Me. The product Of his mill
is nearly 35,000,000 picks pei. day.
Employment is given to over 100 people,
and 500 cords of wood are consumed
yearly. ssss.=s
The manager of q detective agencyinS
New York says it is q very difficult thing:
for woman to become.a good detective
Women generally are too f;ghty or too
nervous, or too something else, but whens
one of them is found to combine the:
qualities needed for good detective Pin...
kerton's whole force put together couldn't:
get ahead of her. go
- a North Georgia man who amesins
possession of 8 cooking stove by marriage
sold it last fall for enough money to take
his family to a circus. When one of his.
friends demonstrated him he said We:
had no use for the stove; had nothing to-
cook" "But why didn't you buy some::l
thing to eat with the money you got for
the stove 2" "Then We should have;
nothing to cook it on. Don't talk 70 me-
I'm philosopher" 8
"No girl gets along we'll without q!
mother" says moralist. Very true SO
they don't. See what q mess Eve made
of it by not having mother. Ifshe had
been under the restraining influence sofaj
mothers counsel and love. she would not;
have listened to the advice of the snake
and the apple would not have been
marked by her pearly teeth. Agirls that:
can't get mother should do the next;
best thing get mother.in,laW.
"A firm of San Francisco grocers has:
been accustomed to put at night, the
money from the days sales in q sack and
hide it in the oatmeal barrel. The other
day small boy called early for some
oatmeal, and one of the firm served him.:
giving him along with the meal about:
$140. Since that time the San Francisco:
newspapers have been printing advertise
ments Offering liberal reward to the boy
if be would call at the stcsSS. At last,
accounts the boy had not called.
- An experienced shoemaker says that
blacking greatly shortens the life ofshoes.
AS blacking- can't very well be dispensed;
with, though, he advises that the shoes,
rather those parts which are polished, be
literally rubbed with oil. Such treat:
ment, about once every two weeks, or:
thereabouts, but after. the blacking has:
first been scraped of, will, he says,S not
only make the leather more pliable, and
consequently easier on the foot, but ma
terially curtail the shoemaker's Sill
- Dr.. Price of Oconee county, aa:,i
suffered for years the pangs of rheuma-s
tism, vainly trying all remedies. Six
years ago ono of his sons in Texas heard,
that @ hairless Mexican dog if allowed to-
sleep at the feet of a sufferer from rheuma-3
tism, was sure cure. He bought a dog!
and took it home to his father. TheEold;
gentleman laughed at the idea, of such5;a q:
cure, but to please his son tried the dog;
The account says that as soon as the doc