The Nicodemus cyclone. [volume] (Nicodemus, Graham County, Kan.) 1887-1888, 1888-06-08
A RACY BOOK.
'c1ntillating With Sarcasm and m,
liant Truth.


l-'tU 1OTh Letter.
Shap. L "Has Malaria;" goes to Florida
SSinap II: 'Overworked;" goes to FuronA
Chap. III. Has RECONNAISSANCE goes 70 F,p pe'
Chap. ". Has a row with his Doctor " l MS
nave read a deal of sarcasm in nv
lay, but never read anything equal
70 the sarcasm contained in the above
our chaptered book, written by some
anonymous. | suspect the experience
portrayed is personal one; the author
numates as ,luch on page 81. Let me
give you a synopsis:
Malaria" as it states. sis the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up multitude of i'll feelings which
'hey do not understand, and do not
much care to investigate. 1t is also a
cover Tor such diseases as they cannot
cure. When they advise their patent
10 travel or that he has overworked and
needs rest and is probably suffering
rom malaria, it is confession of 10
torrance or of inability"
The patient goes abroad. The
?nange is tonic and for time he
cells better. Comes home. Tickle
appetite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irritable
ty. tired feelings. and general unfit
less for business are succeeded in due
lme by alarming attacks of rheuma-
ism which fits about his body regard
ess of all human feelings.
lit is muscular, in his back. Attic
llar. in his joints. Intlammatory, nv!
low he fears it Will fly 10 his heart!
Now off lie goes 10 the springs.
The doctor sends him there, of course.
% get we'll; at the same time he does
not really want him 10 die on his hands,
mat would hurt his busne
Better for few days. Returns.
After while neuralgia transfixes him.
de blOats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
nonia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
lis left side; is fretful; very nervous
and irritable; is pale and fabbv; has
requent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems to 90 wrong; be-
comes suspicious; muSters up courage
ana demands to know what is killing
aim!
Great heavens" he cries. "why
awe you kept me SO long in ignor-
lnce?"
Because, said the doctor, Il read
your fate five years ago. | thought
pest TO keep you ignorant of the facts"
de dismiSseS his doctor, but too late!
dis fortune has all gone N fees.
But him, what becomes Of him?
The other day a well known Wall
street banker said TO me lit is really
astonishing how prevalent bright's dis
Ease is becoming. Two of my person
Al friends are now dying OF it. But it
IS not lncurable | am certain, for my
nephew was recently cured when his
physicians said recovery was imp0ss.-
Die. The case seems to me to be a
wonderful one" This gentleman for
nerly represented his government in
foreign country. He knows, appre-
:iates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew, who
son of Danish Vice Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers safe cure,
was begun. yes" said his father, Il
was very skeptical but since taking
hat remedy the boy is we'll"
happen 10 know what it was that
cured the boy, for Genl. Christensen,
Of DrexeL Morgan q Co.'S, told me
chat it was that wonderful remedy
Warmers safe cure.
Well, | suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
| cannot close my notice better than
oy quoting the authors advice:
IF, my friend, you have such an ex-
oerience as l have portrayed, do not
put your trust in physic ans to the ex-
,lusiOn of other remedial agencies.
They have no monopoly over disease
and | personally know that many of
hem would far prefer that their pa
tents should go to Heaven direct from
their powerIess hands than that they
should be saved to earth by the use of
any Unauthorized means"