Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-08-26

And how they made tnelr money
In the summer tine on the howers leas,
And she answered, "Aint II funny?
spoke of the miser's love for gold,
And how he hugged his money
To the sCry verge OF the churchyard mold,
And sne answered, "Ain't it funny?
spoke of the farms Of Australia.
And the ravages made by 'Bunnie"
The maiden heard what had TO say,
And she answered, "Aintit funny?
]fsaid Twas seeking damsel sweet,
A girl with a temper sunny,
Then threw myself at the maideR's feet,
And she murmured, "Ain't you funny
-Bos.0a Courier.
Fashionable girls of New York, says the
Sun, are apparently gone daft on the
question of square shoulders. Anything to
equal the pose which young women now
affect in their tight-ftting costumes. when
they occasionally trip into town from
Newport, Nsrragansett, or other towns, is
dificuls to imagine. While they are on
their feet they are beautiful to look upon
and beyond criticism or cayil 1t is when
they are seated that the great and glariDg
flaw of the present artificial and fashion
able construction Of the American young
girl becomes evident. While they sue
coed in holding their shoulders back it II
impossible to keep the neck at the same
angle. when seated, unless their faces are
held AZ the same level as the floor. Hence
their heads necessarily droop forward,
leaving long and noticeable distance be-
tween the neck and the high collars. IL
gives the effect of cutthrost suffering But
il is remedied when the girl leans forward
again or rises to her feet. Then every
thing fits in with the correct and shapely
beauty that is the second nature OF Amer
ica's most beautiful and famous product
Fay TenlpletOn, Just returned from Paris
to that city's American counterpart, CHI
capo, in an interview contides her impress
sion that Lord Savernake, the Duke o.
Beaufort, the Prince OF Wales, Mr.. Glad
stone and nearly all the nobility OF Eng
land are bald. Further than this deponen'
saith: "Tbe English dude dresses we'll
BIT he is dense, extremely dense. He has
not the shrewdness Of the American dude,
for I find the American dude rather
shrewd, don't you? The English dude
owes his position to luck, the American
dude to brains"
A young society gentleman some time
since called upon young lady friend, and
as the evening was very delightful one
they Fat ont on the front steps. He was
80 much interested that midnight had
closely approached aud still he seemed to
be unconscious of the rapid flight Of time,
and made no move to leave. At last the
Young lady remarked to him in gently
insinuating tone that it was getting aw-
fully late That was u TERRIBLE (?) thing for
a young lady to do, even If she didn't want
TO miss her beauty sleep, and the young
man became offended aud told her right 10
her face that he had never been treated 90
before by any lady, and he felt real cut up
over il; that hereafter he wonld always
consider her dear friend, would take her
TO the theatre, to the ice cream saloon, or
do ANYTHING for her che desired, but he
would never, no never, again cross her
Threshold nor call upon her in the old
time way, and thus they parted. Some days
after that the young lady received q
note from the young man asking II he
might call on certain evening. She an
swered: "Why, certainly, if 1T isn't too
cold to sit on the front steps" This was
the unkipdest cut of oil, and it is eaid
that they never speak az they pass by
now. Wonder if this is merely case of
true love that never did run smooth?
A little bird has whispered, rs little
birds are in the habit of doing, that u num-
Der of weddings are on the tspis for the
sweet autumn mouths. Those who are to
Join hands for better or for worse are we'll
known society people. One of the brides
to-be lives on the Island, another cross the
river, another still outside the city and
another in the city. The prospective and
fortunate grooms are young business men
and all reside in the city except one who
recently left to enter business at not dis
tant point. OF course the little bird sung of
other probable weddings, but ouly seemed
TO be sure about the ones mentioned.
Isn't il remarkable what the love Of
dress will lead women into sometimes?
Two women up in Steubenville the other
day got into discussion as to the propsr
manner OF draping poloDaise, and the
debate became so heated that one picked
up Ratchet and commenced to pound
her argument into the other woman's head.
Then lawsuit followed, aud the polonaise
question is still unsettled.
The boys tell story Of a young man
who had sweetheart spending the sum-
mer at certain popular resort, and he
had determined TO pass his two weeks va
cation at the same place, making arrange.
ments to that end. But what was his sur
prise, when the time came, to find that he
didn't care to 90, because young lady at
home had developed more attractions for
him, and the boys are mean enough TO tease
him because he spent his vacation here.
Last Monday evening the usual little
bop was given at the rooms Of The Wheel
ing Club, and those present spent pleas
ant time dancing to Prof. Charlie Kill
meyers music. 1t is probable that there
will be music at the club again tomorrow
evening.
A pleasant little party drove out the
Cadiz pike Friday evening and took sup
per at the Wsyside Inn, where number
OF people are spending thsir summer vsca-
tions. The ride was a very pleasant one.
the supper good, and the return trip in the
moonlight delightful.
On Thursday evening Misses Kate and
Ella Savaugeot gave a very pleasant little
party to number of lady and gentlemen
friends, at their home on the Island. Va
rious enjoyable social amusements were
INDUCED in until late hour. when tempt
ing refreshments were served and heartily
discussed. After many acknowledgements
to their hostess for the pleasant evening
spent, the guests retired to their homes.
The Crystal Slipper Athletic Club and
their friends had very enjoyable time
last Wednesday evening at Wilbert's Gar
den. Falloure furnished the music and
the merry party danced until the wee Bma'