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Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Difficult 70 Crderstand.

She tof Boston,-I have seem it stated that
Browning has refused 81 900 for q short
poem
He's It possible! Why, WHIST DO you
suppose he uearsi
she--Impossibls to say. Nobody knows
what Browning means-Lte.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
a Rad Ereoiy

Mrs. Cautions nephew has been made a
choir boy In New England church She got
the news i'll letter from her sister, and at
the breakfast table she remarked: "Jilnmy's
got place at last" What is he doingf'
asked Mr. Caution. "Hes-he's-let's see
and she took out the letter. "SaIly says he
is going to do chores in a church. Pitts
burg Chronicle.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Almost Too Late.

Friend-1 called to see, County,, if you
could let me have the 500 you borrowed
couple of months ago Of me-
Courtly-Cant do it possibly this morning,
dear boy.
Friend-Weu, was passing, and thought
l would stop, thinking would catch you in.
Courtly-Yes; five minutes later and l
would have been out. You are in luck; yes,
you are positively lucky.-Te1as Siftinga
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
An Economical Proposition.

Prince Pumpernickel-Darling Mees Ekie,
loaf you. Pc mine. am not Won uf Shar-
many's richest brinces, put l haf four tou-
sand thalers year.
Miss Elsie-Why, pa gives 5000 year to
our cook
Prince P.-Vell, marry me, und I viii do dc
cooking. Tories
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

Brown-You don't look very happy, Dunn
ley.
Dumley-rve just lost So on bet.
Brown-That'S bad.
Humley-Yes. | had an awful attack of
rheumatism this morning and that young
squirt of doctor, Tipsalve, bet me So he
could cure it before night, and (bitterlyl I'll
be hanged if he didn't win the money.-New
York Sun.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
A Valuable Assistant,

"Are you DR.. Brigsbyp
'Yes, sir. What do you wants"
81 hear that you wish to engage an assist
ant and l would like to apply for the posi-
ton"
Are you skilled in surgeryr
swell, can't say that am, but I've had
an experience that should qualify me-"
What experienced"
81 run saw mill for Ave years.n-Lincoh
Journal
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

'fWhz: Is meant ey tais paper.s asked Mrs
Easyoue. when il speasa ot spirit psceu-sfs
Drawings G. cork. reckon sad Ter hrs-
band. who wasn't mc1a Of AZ a-tsg., b:
pulled stross in tie corks czsw.-Eurcs.se In
Ereoslyn Eagle.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
EVOLUTION.
From all things there is signing on our ca

From all things there is signing on our earth,
Upwelling from the mystery of woe
That broods upon it, twin born with its birth;
To last for aye and ever? Nayl With slow
Unfolding of an inwrapped heart of peace,
Mid sacrifical waste for one great type
Through countless stuff ring ages-yet to ceasei
To end in consummation Of the ripe
And perfect fruit of all things Such the creed
That Nature chants us in her moods of JOY,
And meath her frown which we learned to read
Good at the lastl Great good without alloyi
Times rolls not gainless on; and primal night
Zen now gives birth TO dawn, and hope Of per
feet light.
Arthur w. Gundry in Belfcrd's Magazine.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
His Luny Trouble,

Brown-Hou don't look well lately, Robin
SON.
Robinson-No; can't sleep at night on ac-
count of lung trouble
brown-Nonsense; your lungs are all
right!
kcb!nson-Ees, mine are; the troubIs Is
with the baby's-Life
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
An Operation Without Ether.

"Ah, Clara, said young surgeon tafter
hospital hours, as he sank upon his knees,
would that could gain possession of yoar
hearth
You can, Mr.. Sawbones. replied Clara,
promptly but blushingly; and without Civ
iEz ne ether either. New York Sun.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

Jack-Yoa know how naadIy ! worship
Clara Gushingtoli
Bis Sister-Yes, Jack, srd think che Il
interested il you
Jack-WeIl, have bought her beautiful
pair OF bracelets, but an AFRAID they are
little laiga
His Sister faintlT-Eeavens. Jack, Those
are no. b-acelstsl-Iife
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Parental Advice.

civilian, l am sorry to hear that yoa
have tonduess for betting"
Il don't bet much, father"
''Eo, perhaps not, but if you start this
early in life you rnsy become a gambler as
you grow older"
Yes, sir-but here comes Mr.. Quinby"
''Ah, yes How are you this EVENING"
When DO you give ne that ha: won from
you couple Q: weeks sgoT'-Lincoin Jour
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Older tho Negative. Newer the P,ctnr.

II am going to have some new itho-
graphs" remarked the greatest American
actress AL" replied her unsophisticated
friend. ''you have been sitting for new
photograph, thenp mo, indeed" replied
the greatest American actress, Il have Just
found one l sat for twenty-five years ago. y
Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

4!niz.sr's W<-Iars 80 g2ad..-s&s rez ars
gong % Eu-oFs for tae s1r,rasr, Jasp~r. ]
think il vas 50 no5is &C c5s church 70 gi-s
ycz iris deilgb.FaI trip OF eoz-zs FhozIs
Ike 20 80 too. bu. tat Is ca. q tee o1es-aor-
Msatster-Oh, YEA
Wfe-W hat = yo1r sxrrnoa for todayf
Ainis-sr-'Tas pc1 ye hare si~ays viii
ycc n-Tsa E-sssn
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
English and English.

Professor Of Enslish-I wish you could
have been present at cur college commence
E,ent
Speaker Of Engiish-I was, sr. I helped
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Jurt In Tire

"Ah, dearT he said. tenderIy; show csn I
leave you and go to my cherries and lonely
abodes" III you make haste, George IA
Piled the girl, with q glance at the clock.
''you can 80 by the last car.n-Sew York
niS-atoh
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Everybody to his Taste.

Scientist want a gallon Of doubly re-
fined glucose, water and extract of hickory
bark.
Groceries, sir; have only two gallons
left in stock. Won't you take bothl
"No; one will do"
tHere you are, sir"
MOMENT LATER.
Ordinary Citizen-Have you any pure,
genuine syrup made by pretty girls in the
maple groves Of Ohio or Vermont
Groceries sir; got just one gallon left
Omaha World.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Sad.

Dudelet No. why SO vewy dwooping,
dear boyi You seem uttahly broken up.
Dudelet No 81 cawn't help it. you know.
Evewy day some gwsat man dies. Yester-
day an eupewah, today genewal, and to-
mowwoh it may be me. l twy to bear up,
but death stares me wight in the facet
Pittsburg Bulletin.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Full Enrnlaffnn Neirht-

Wife tproudly)-I made this pound cake
myself, John; what do you think Of it,
Husband tcritically)-Well, my dear, I
think it viii run fully sixteen ounces 10 the
pound.--Harper's Bazaar.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

THAT Is rather al expensive umbrella
Bromley
YES, Darrn-r. Il "a TIE kid other peo
PIE appropriate"
"Jrss what l thoasbt, Bromley; whoss %
;tr-Detrois Free Press.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
To Complete tho Battery.

Charles A. Pitcher. teller OF the Union
bank, of Providence, r. l., hes absconded
with large amount of money. The bank
directors would now pay high for catcher
Tor their Pitcher.-The World.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Evidence of It

Jones-I consider Brown q very able man.
Smith-You dos
J.-Yes. sir. 80
s.-Why, man, he never opens his mouth
II companyi
That's where hs shows his ability.-
Boston Courier
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
ono way Out of IL.

They cleaned out Smiths Office the other
day. They have house cleaning there about
once every ten years, and those who do the
cleaning earn their money. "Wen,n said
Smith 10 friend, mo nors trouble about
low ceilings in oar Office now.H
'Raised the ceiling, have theyf'
$40, cleaned the floor Detroit Free
eres2
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
n w1nlne servant.

Mistress TO cook>-Your name, Mary, and
my daughters being the same makes matters
somewhat confusing. Now how do you like,
say, the name of Bridget.
.Cook-Shure, mum, an SIS not naeesen
that's particular. Ohm wiilun 70 call the
young Teddy onythin' yez loike.-Sew York
Sun.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Enterprise.

Western Editor quitting on his coat
Veil, this Is hard luck. Obituary column
thors half an inch, and I've got to go out
and kill man to fill it up.-Burlington Free
Press -r-r
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Ine First One.

"This man" said the dime museum Les
tarer. pointing proudly 70 valuable add
ticn to his curio halls, this man is the great
est curiosity On exhibition today. he is
clothesiine thief-the first ever caught il tbs
rnrirrtr-r r-ENs.oo Courier
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

lover sighed tho

20 for TIE wings Of Q dover sighed tho
poet
Sosn! sad Lis friend, the broker. @The
breast OF turkey is much better to fI2p
oa-S-Harperl Weekly
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

tsther-I don't see Whist MAKES that beg Of
mine 50 thin Ee seems to get worse and
worse eveEJ day. Doctor, / wonder II
turned him over to you could you do anJ-
t5ing with hinI
Locso--Certaiair; could dizecs him
Liza
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

Drdgse,' szid IL atkr0 % shs ~
hi-ed girl. '.yso ca 20 nov sst Put tAs
Sasckersl n soak
.Sars. ulaixra. alp ye retr>sd 10 shssp
asksd Br.cgr- unrsshsssoalr.-pseue
yrss PrA
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Logic.

Uncle Ned wss urged to finish bit Of
blowing before sundown "G;ioug.s be
answered; watts de use er huvyin' 50.
Oars ernudder day ssraioErar dat amt eSso
been tec5ed yis.7- o-th's Cou-arioo
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Proof Positive,

Woman Gindlyr-You say you are VERY
hungry, my poor man; that you have had
but little to est for several daysf
Tramp VERY earneStiy1-Madan. there Il
q wooden tooth picS that hiss lasted re nearly
three weeks--The Epoch.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Preserving the Unities

He was watering his horse "a chair, out of
IN empty cup. Mamma suggested that she
should get him some "truiy" water.
'Oh, no." he said, with fine sense of dra-
matte unity ''oh, no; puhtendin' horse must
drink puhtendin' water."-New York Jour
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Al Appropriate szhsecs,

The Blkhop C Cs-llsls IN seszca referred
to "a tc-r sc@t1.g N q rsz. quantity q weak
spzps Ihs sabsst q KS a-sccurss rnxs:
h@z4 k<@n tia as<sxr--En---Ssowrs HA-zld
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
Ray While the Sum Sh;ues

Citizen stopping physician on the street,
eust moment, doc; only one word.
Physician-Nell, make it short, old man;
It's watermelon season, you know.-New
York SIM
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
And Yet We Kick Mt II.

"Genticaess cannot be kicked into a coz y
says an exchange. Neither can tenderness
or there wouldn't be SO much tough beaf.
steak.-Dansville Breeze
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
A Tnxaasfz<scry py~aA.

AZ tn3Aslsl<<scFy BrUa4.
nS'a-0n-f os1ns JosS y vsy gsnacu0fn
e1s agars-ssn'i sss
a.tc-s-Ies ipccc: "a. fksnl - wuaN
g1L Dc ktassr 20 E.s frse16s u - aneksa
ten k1..se1G-I.gx
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15

EtsTnaf vigilance enables a man to carry
the same umbrella for years-Boston
f.ourier
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-15
u the Marblehead Rocks

Mrs. Rradleigh-hhat name did the Alb
bots decide on for their new yacht,
Mr.. Bradleigh-They call her tie Core-in.
Tomorrow, believe.
Mrs Bradleigh-What an aw.uIly slow
nanei
Mr.. Bradleish-Yes. but It harnonizss
beautifully wiz tbs way she is being paid
tor.-Judse.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
Frog Lore.
Eugehs Field In Chicago News.

Eugefls Field In Chicago News.
tt is surprising that 50 little has
been writtefi III late Fears of the frog.
We must remember THAI ever since
the world began the frog has figured
consplcous1+ IN the, economy of hui
man affairs. At different times be
has been worshiped as a divinity By
natiuns Of the East, at other times
has been employed By divinity as the
scourge of idolatrous mankit1d; the
island of Cyrene was regarded as a
cursed end blighted spot, because for
many centuries ffdgs would not
abide there, but when imported
thither would plunge into the sea and
swim to other shores-they could no
more be f6c6neiled than could the
hares who, as Aristotle says; when
brought into Ithaca, died upon the
coast with their faces turned invafi.
ably to their native land. a..
Aristophanes #rete q, play about
frogs, and so did the older poet, He-
mer. Pliny treats at length of the
frog, and in his "Banqueter's Athe-
naHs" is pleased to recount wondrous
tales thereof. When st. Patrick (of
blessed memory!J expelled reptiles
from Erin he wisely excepted the
frog, who; even at that early time,
was highly respected, both for the
pleasing excellence Of his
vocal powers and for the exceed
ing succulence of his flesh, and we
all know that from the beauty of it's
song the frog is not unfrequertly
called nowadays, the Irish nightin-
gale. The old English poets held the
frog in high esteem. Chaucer has to
say in the Merchants Tale" of eye
frogge vt did laye In We mersche
syng8ng full swote allies night ct
days." and subsequently hespeaks OF
Eye frogge vt ben condamphed by We
fayrte queane for vt he did synge
moehe mo swotelY than We nyghten-
gale, We which she loved" The
learned DR.. Thorpe tells US in his
Northern Mythology" that the frog
is still reverenced by certain sects in
the high ATTITUDES as a creature of
supernatural power, and Professor
Skeat, who is perhaps the most &C
currate Of etymologists, surmises
that the word frog" was originally
derived from the name of the Morse
goddess Frigga, being past, perfect or
preterit of that name, regularly con-
iugated. In 1862 Dick Yates was visit
ing Colonel Phocion Howard of Ba-
rataria frog farm, and Howard asked
him if he had ever tasted frogs legs.
eyes, twice." said Dick. 81 ate a
pair at Belleville last summer"
"And where else?"
nowhere else"
"But you said you had tasted them
twice"
"And so I have; once as they went
down and the second time as they
came up"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
Not Such Fun as He Thought.
from the Buffalo Express.

-
She was young and pretty, and as
she sat beside the window of the Cen
trail depot where the cool breezefanned
her brow, no wonder she attracted
the attention Of one of those travel
ers who deem it the chief end of
travelling to make a mash. He
worshiped her from a distance, and
smiled upon her from afar, but,
growing holder as his advances were
seemingly not resented, he finally
drew near and ventured a remark as
feeler. The liberty was not resent
ed and he ventured another, which
elected courteous reply. He
was getting along famously, so he
thought, and was blissfully ignorant
of the amused glances cast in his
direction by a man who was enter
tanning a baby by showing the little
one the sights ofthe station. Finally,
when matters had proceeded far
enough, and the gallant tourist was
beginning to say tender things to his
new-found acquaintance, the baby's
father walked over and placing
the infant in his lap said: "My dear
young man, while you are entertain
ing the baby's mamma, suppose you
tend the baby also, while gP out and
get drink"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
Happily Reunited.

A gentleman in Gloucester Mass,
picked up one-half of a $5 bill. 1t
had been torn exactly in the middle.
He was told is was good for one-half
it's original value-$2.50. Going to
a bank, he received like information.
Afterward he took it to Boston, but
was told at the sub treasury that the
half bill was worth $5 if he could
positively prove that the other half
had been destroyed; otherwiseit was
worth nothing. The next time he
went to his bank he was told that q
person unknown had brought in the
other half on the very day he went
to Boston. There the matter rested
until the unknown entered the gen.
tleman's store, when one paid the
other $3.50, pasted his bill together,
and thus added SIS to the volume of
currency afloat.-Boston Globe.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
Punning at Deaths Door.

A story is told of man who suffered
severely from ague, which neither med
icine nor charms could alleviate, but
being advised to devote himself to pun
ming became so interested in the pur-
suit that he speedily laughed himself
into robust health. 1t cannot be denied
that hearty laugh, even at the cost of
q bad pun, is no mean thing in itself,
and has often been known to be of in
estimable service at the crisis of seri-
Gus malady. A physician visiting one
of the brotherhood, who was in ex-
tremis, apologized for being late one
day, but said he had been to see man
who had fallen down a well. Did he
kick the bucket, doctor?" groaned the
punster. Again, the story is told, if we
remember rightly, of Theodore Hook,
who, as he lay dying, encased in mus
tard plaster pooultices, was visited by q
friend, to whom he remarked: PLENTY
of n ,stard, my boy, but very little
haaf
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
The Bitter Bit.

He was too smart for them. They
played an old joke on him and he was
simple. He was a German and I'M
versed in American fun. They took
him out snipe hunting. He was not
well up in snipe and their
habits, or in snipe hunters and their
habits. They got him down to the
creek and they told him to wade in.
They gave him a candle lighted to
hold inside a bag, and they went
off to drive the snipe down. They
did not come back, but they told him
they didn't find any snipe. He be-
lieved them. On a second invitation
he was quite agreeable to go, and
they repeated their joke. They
asked him next. day about it.
"Yah; they fool me last time, but
I fool them this time. They put me
in a creek and they leave me there;
they all go home. This time | go in
the water und Wait till they go; then
I gets out meinselt und goes home
und leaves them. Yahp'-S. F.
Chronicle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
She SAT Down On Air.

Hepburn Johns, the delightful
"Topical Talker' of the Pitts
burgh Dispatch, is abroad just now.
In his latest breezy letter, dated
from Winchester England, was the
following: cat little parsonage
the other day, whittier had gone to
play tennis and drink tea-and am
sorry that there was to much water
for tennis, and it rained all day, and
too little water in the tea-by chance
I met a very agreeable and l hope
representative woman of noble birth.
She also came to the parsonage for
tennis and tea, lured by an hour or
two of sunshine in the afternoon.
There was nothing about her to tell
you she was an earl's daughter, and
there is not the least need to say
more of her.
But her hostess and mine, the
rector's wife, is a worshiper of the
haute noblesse. The Bible and
''Burke's Peerage" are about on a par
on her table. tits said 1 know, that she
tried to induce her husband, the
rector, to pray by name for the earl
and when he refused made great to
do about it. She will 60 without
food for week to get a title at her
table.
So you see it was but to be expect
ed that she would lavish good deal
of her attention upon her ladyship,
the earl's daughter. AS a matter OF
fact, she laid on the adulation so
thick that Lady-grew rather tireo
of it, and rather mischievously turn
ed the conversation to America,
and remarked that she thought a
nation which got along with SO few
titles and tomfoolery must and de-
served to be happy.
Well, tea, an ambitious abnormal
meal, served at the usual hour
for dinner, was served at last. Her
ladyship and the other guests, some
twenty in number, were seated, and
the hostess was about to take her
seat when she stopped and stood
still for a moment to be sure that
all was properly located. That slight
pause was disastrous. While she
was reviewing the scene servant,
nervous, no doubt, approached and
for some inexplicable reason pulled
back her mistress chair.
The next moment the hostess sat
down on air!
IT. WAS the most painful thing I've
seen in u long while. A stout and
very august person cannot seat
herself on the floor without losing in
some sort her dignity, and spectators
who can keep their composure when
such an accident occurs would be
hard to find. And unfortunately
Lady-was ofall ofus the mostover-
come. She laughed all through tea,
and was laughing still when l saw
her get into her dog cart and drive
away down the gravel path.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22
/ London Mystery.

Whitechapel has d iH'urdet hys-
terry which transcends anything
known in the annals of the horrible.
It Is pde's Murder Of the Rue
Morgue" and Mystery Of Hatie
Roget rolled into one real story.
It is nothing less less than a mid
night murderer, whose step is noise
less, whose strike is deadly, and
whose cunning is SO great that he
leaves no trace whatever of his
work and no clew to his identity.
He has just slaughtered his third
victim and all the women In White
chapel are terrified, while the stupid
est detectives in the civilized world
stand aghast and say they have no
clew.
When the murder of Mary Ann
Nichols, who was cut into ribbons
was Investigated, it became evident
that the murder was the work OF
the same hand that committed
the two preceding ones: All
three were moneyless women
of the lowest class! All were killed in
the street between one and three
O'Clock in the morning, and all were
mutilated in the same fiendish and
peculiar way. The coincidence was
great as to strike even the detectives,
and they are now looking for the
one man whom they believed to be
guilty of all three crimes, ),
The man is called Leather Apron; "
and nobody knows him by any other
name. He is character half way
between Dickeps's "Quilp" and Poe's
"Baboon." lie is short and stunted
and thick set. He has small, wicked
black eyes and is half crazy. He is
always hanging about the deep shad-
ows that fill the intricate network of
the courts, passages and alleyways
in Whitechapel. He does not walk,
but always moves on a sharp, queer
run and never makes any noise with
his feet. In addition to the three
women he is believed to have 1nur-
dered lie has scared a hundred more
of them nearly to death. Every
street-walker in Whitechapel has her
own story to tell of him. Helives by
robbing them late at night, and has
kicked, cufed or knocked down d
score of them in the last two years.
His usual lodging place is
a fourpenny clearinghouse in
a poverty-st1:icken thieves
alley off Brick Lane: He has left
there now, however, and nobody
knows where he is. He is suspected
to have committed the three murders
the fact that he hasfrequently drawn
a knife on women, accompanied by
the same threats which have been
carried out on the dead women.
The story OF Mrs. Colwall, who
heard the screams of the woman as
she was being murdered, is to the eff
feet that she was clearly running
away from somebody who was MUIR
dering her, and yet she could hear no
other footsteps. The blood stains on
the sidewalk indicated the same
thing-that the murderer, whoever
he was, was noiseless in his pursuit,
and this quality points directly to
Leather Apron" He is a slipper
maker by trade and gets his nickname
from the fact that he always wears a
leather apron and is never seen with
out it. One peculiar feature of the
case is that none of the police or de-
tectives appear to know him, he hav-
ing always kept out of their sight,
and they arenow cleaning intorma-
ton concerning him from women he
has assailed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-12-22

Queen Victoria is the niece of William
~, who was the brother of George w.,
who was the son of George III. who was
the grandson of George II. who was the
son, of George l., who was the cousin of
Anne, who was the sister IN law of Will
liam I'LL, who was the son-in-law of
James IL, who was the brother of Charles
Il, who was the son of Charles l., who
was the son of James l., who was the
cousin of Elizabeth, who was the sister
of Mary, who was the sister of Edward
~, who was the son of Henry VIII,
who was the son of Henry VII who was
the cousin of Richard Ill, who was the
uncle of Edward v, who was the son of
Edward ". who was the cousin of Henry
VI, who was the son of Henry V. who
was the cousin of Richard H., who was
the grandson OF Edward Ill, who was
the son of Edward IL, who was the son
of Edward L., who was the son of Henry
Ill, who was the son of John, who was
the brother OF Richard l., who was the
son of Henry H., who was the cousin of
Stephen, who was the cousin of Henry
], who was the brother of William Ru-
fus, who was the son of William the
Conquerer, or eight hundred years ago.
A Sore THROAT OR Cough, il suffered to
progress, often results in an ineurable
throat or lung trouble. Browns Bron-
chial Troches" give instant relief.