The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-08-24
All Sorts OF Pararrapbs

n hne epitapa won't heinz
the next world.
DO you suppose crooked Ub,s-
comes so from going througt IN
of an Illicit still ?
Il am performing the last sad
murmured the lawyer, as he dr.-n
sick mans will
Young ladies whose homes ora,
bounding prairiss should not ~.
Tended if called 'plain girIs.,
A log OF solid redwood vas
140 feet below gravel in ainsf1g
tesian we'll at Watsonville. Nev
after all, il is lying in tie s--s
the seashore. that will give q ma.
griffin his shoes and his pocksrs
Our grand business is not 10 s.e -
lies dimly in the distance. br, g..
what lies clearly at hand.
When you come right down r,
facts in the case, its the looss.e..,
straw hat that shows which v,-s
wind blows. q?
Papa, said little Sissie the o-bs,,
why do they CAL ship she ~ y
cause, my daughter. the ship is ,rv,
on the lookout for buoys.
1t is surely a strange coincidano. s
all the Presidents OF the United S...
have learned the same trade n,
have all been cabinet-uakers.
A bear weighing 275 poua9s o..
killed upon New river, in Pfedr,-.
Virginia, with a single load Of s7p,-,,
shot, and not AZ very close rance
81 say Old man, can you tell ne ,..
is the first present mentioned +, Is.
Bible ?'' "Give it up Whg. r,..
Eve presented Adam with 81,
stupid
A New Orleans lad found a varr...
satchel, and upcn taking It to lbr own,
who had advertised the loss, was r.s.
happy with a brand new 500 bin
1t isn't impossible for d rasI.r-...
agent TO be a Christian but there ia.
popular impression that be can't DO
Christian all the week and still sueossi
in business.
According TO statistics with regard n
to the national debts Of the world, .r.
old terrestrial ball must be worth ah,B
63 cents on the dollar at public auc.r
In ancient cosmography Atlas W
represented as supporting the world q
his shoulders. We could never .nagf,
what supported Atlas, though, uRIe:
he married rich.
If all our misfortunes were Ialc
one common heap, whence eyeryo,
must take an equal portion, unost peoJ
would be content TO take their own q
depart.
A negro girl down In Atlanta. Gec
gia, while prancing around Go propg
display her FIRST hustle, fell a distar
OF 25 feet, but striking on her hea
escaped with slight injury.
a schooner has brought TO Boston
fish weighing 175 pounds. caught
deep seaifishing, that no one Can Ian
1t is almost as broad as, long, Jrig
red, and covered with silver spots.
The last French rife, as describe
has a ball so small thet soldier C.
carry 220 rounds, shoots with ne
smokeless powder, and its bullet riec
brick wall eight inches thick at =
yards.
We take care of our health, we "a
up money. we make cur roof 5ighl az
our chothing sufficient. bus who 0r
yides wisely that he shall not be wan
ing IN the best property of ..ll-lriard
NOW. John" said his vile. as s,
was about starting so- the country. Sc.
very careful about drinking ice-El.er.
"Maria," he responded reassuriuglg b,
unthinkingly, u won't dri0k drop
water while you're gone.
"Adolphus, dye know thaJ In
little vexed at Miss Simmons 2'7
"What happened. Arthur, Old Dos
"Well, you know pride myself
my singing. We wore at the ptaI
IN sing one more song ard then
Aome,' l said. -
"Was it late -
About midnight" "
"And what did she gag ?''
"She said Can't You 60 no
6rst ?'''
"Yes, Adolphus. tell you IT
little veXed about II.