The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1888-11-07
HUM0R OF THE DAY.

A stowaway-The glutton.
All for protection Policemen.
Our horticultural fathers -Poppies.
A pointer on pork-The pigs nose.
Oriental calendar gastronomy-Eating
dates
A call deposit Talking into phono-
graph.
Man has his ups and downs-Er, yes
hic-ups!
A friendly MISUNDERSTANDING of
Quakers.
The Lick Observatory-The postage
stamp window.
The best way to get at the tongue of
bell is to peal it,
Baseball clubs that have a "Jonah'
are easily whaled.
Right kind of girl for restaurant
One that is tasty"
All good swimmers are not belligerent,
yet they strike out right and left.
A criminal may not believe in his own
guilt, but he is always open to conylc-
tion.
Make q man your travelling companion
and you must put up with him. .-I'icd-
yunc.
When an office goes out to seek man,
it has to pick its way through crowds
-hpoeh.
This Banana Trust will be nothing
more nor less than skin game
RJche,ter Post.
Some bellies captivate with artless
Al, 81 han ort-
calnt IFd eler.
The hen that hatched out a brood of
seven roosters was very proud of her
beautiful sop-set.
Speaking of pins, the most costly
are the diamond pin and the terrapi1.-
PittsjUrg Ct,ORicte.
People studying the language of Fin
land have quite an exciting time at the
Finnish. -hcctester Post.
In Denmark, girls are trained to agri-
culture, but in this country they take
more kindly to husbandry.
A Philadelphia umbrella firm has sus-
pended, with nothing laid by for the
rainy day. --PiHs.Urg Chronicle.
A fisherman will always be found
reeling Il great deal when the fishing is
good. Perhaps it is the bait. 49, Boston
Post.
When young men and maidens 60 out
canoeing together their thoughts are
sailing to the port OF canoebial fe'
licty.
Photographer Everything is ready.
Please smile" Eentuckian--" "Thank
you. l don't care if o."--Arcold
he ord.
1t hurts a man just about as much to
burn him in etiigy as to have his shadow
on stone wall butted by a goat. .--
Io,ef0 B'dd'.
eyes" said Mr.. Knowita,l, 'that is
Latin for deep sea bass Basso pro-
fundo was julius C.esar's favorite fish. u
HHper's Basar.
The Bee Line Railroad has III crooks
in it. A bee which can't fly straghter
than that had better invent compass.
Detroit Ere Press.
eyes" said Mr.. Newpop, "l'm
head of the firm down town, but when
Pm at home nights Pm floor walker
most of the time"
They tell us that "wah' is an Iedian's
most common expression of pleasure.
And here we've been thinking that an
Indians wah-whooD meant bloodshed.- 80
BnyhamptOh Reputii iicaq.
Young Mother displaying baby
'Isn t he great noble fellow, Ma or"
Major anxious to please -"Yes indeed,
madam; why, he has got hands and feet
on him like hired mans. '-Ne0 York.
Sun.
Tommy you ought ITO see how much
butter my step-mother puts on my
bread" Johnny -"l guess it's some of
this bogus butter, aud She just trying it
on you before she eats any Of it herself" "
--Fiicgsad Biactter,
Willie took the shiny musket
BY its muzzle, daiutiy;
Stuffed the cold steel down his throatlet,
Toyed with trigger gracefully.
Down went hammer ON the caplet
"Up went Willie" did you says
Not a bit; for gun not loaded
Can not hurt boy at play.
lime.
Brown--"IIaye you seen Robinson
recently, Dumley" Il hear he has
been sick" numley-"Yes; | saw him
this morning" Brown-''IIow is he"
Dumley-"By thunder ! forgot to ask
him. lust said How are you, old man
aud passed on. - Time.
In the sp.us he young mans fancy lightly
turns % thoughts OF love;
Through the summer days he wooeth like the
hghtsOme turtle-dOye,
Anl when summer tide Is over, in the genial
glow of autumn,
Home the maiden writes TO pepper, Dearest
pa, at last I've caught him
-Bd-dE
The citizens of Lexington were much
surprised on Tuesday morning last to
find placard on the public well which
read: ''Drink no water fom this well;
it is full frogs by order Of the Mayor
Mayor w. y. Lester was sought by
ranortpr "a asCt rtain yav he had ordered