The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-01-15

That Inoc er week mas gone INTO tns
oblivion Of tie past.
That the sewerage report of Council
,or Jackson IS an able document.
That the matter of public improve
ments furnishes the only subject Of
local political discussion.
That the ''foggy" condition of Xii
rsll's fee ings must coincide with the
atmospheric state of his native country.
That no one in Ogden is certain for q
moment of maintaining his or her
equil brium.
That correspondents are anxiously
awaiting communications, delayed in
consequence of the railroad snow block
| AIDES.
That the country north of us has
| been, during the past week, almost as
cold ana isolated as the land of the Es-
quimaux
That business is somewhat retarded,
1 owing to the great trouble people have
to undergo in unbuttoning their many
wraps to reach the necessary dollars.
That the weather clerK has either for.
gotten his duties or is so fond of Tom
| T. nd Jerry that he sticss to them night
and day.
That if the peace of Europe depends
on "platonic statements and cores
ponding action" it hangs on a flimsy
thread.
That our Territorial solons are bent
on achieving grand results for their
con .tituencles during this session.
That he only really busy tradesmen
in Ogden just now are the plumbers,
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That good housewives are kept busy
making oatmeal cruel for their sick
children.
That; while recognizing the pleasure
of sleigh ride, the horses poor feet"
ought 10 be remem bered.
That the Governors message is a
document which every Utah citizen
should critically peruse.
That "harmOnv of purpose and unity
of action is the watchword adopted
| by the new directorate of the Chamber
of Commerce.
That all persons DESTROYS of keeping
themselves correctly posted on Con-
gressioual and Territorial Legislative
matters must subscrI be for THE HERALD.
That legs is eggs" just now, the
feathered tribe having evidently gone
into winter quarters
That Mrs. Gri' adj has dropped her
housing, proclivities and taken to ex-
ploring beneath the kitchen stove.
That The HERALD srill carries the
palm as real, live, weli-Conducted
Territorial newspaper and advertising
medium.
That the last item ought to be deeply
impressed upon all lovers of speedy,
good, and interesting literature. See to
it!
That Leap Year" dances are as
popular as ever in the Junction City,
and that Wonen's rights are being uni
yersally conceded b! the Ogden
'bloods."
That our city doctors are rsaping
| rich harvest on account of the prevail
| ing sickness and the multitude of acct
| dents /
That it is easy "have patience,
but not so easy to practice it when you
| find your No. 12S elevated i'll mid-ait
and your mental vision astronomically
engaged in counting the stars in the
Milky Way,
That there have have been more Job
je2tions" heard in the Police Court,
turing the Blandin examination than
OF airy previous occasion.
That the onward march of the juno
ton pedestrians would be noted with q
merry smile if it was not that, just as
the ''smole" III all Its grinning perfect
ness was about to become most agree
able, you find the broad part of your
pants exhib ting tendency to scrape
the snow from Mother Earth.