New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-23
THE TALH OF THE DAT.

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| Western paper recently offered . prize for ne
best story be written by pupil Of public schools
Hero few passages from the contributions;
"Cora Brown fortunately the possessor Of .
| birthday. for sho the daughter Of rich friends
But all this time cloud was gathering over Mrs
Delaney. which grew large years went b.. and thss
cloud full of grssshoppers.'
any father desired me to marry a bank president
| a handsome. reckless man. fond Of naught The
| gaming table,
Vat dell you vat dell your shouted the rtsA-
| man.
| "As she entered the room a cold damp smell NEE
| her sight,
"The Jews celebrate Christmas IN tho summers
"she forgot the Lord and all His blessings. and
| after that she went and got married.
Mrs. Way outweste (who IS visiting her sister-inslsv
Mrs Harvard OF CambridgelThst music Just strikes
my ears where they live, Celia. what's the tune
Mrs. Havsrd-Thats tho Te Deum Isn't 70
Mrs. way outwestc,Yes Regular blizzard q :
tune Call It Te Dcum because II relieves the te-dium
OF the service s'pOse. don't they
Collapse OF Mrs. HowaYd.-tCambrdee Daily.
Syrian missionary says that he took for ono Of
his earliest texts the words Ny give me thy
heart" The Arabic word for heart is kaIb' and the
word for dog Is al cb.' Somehow other the mis-
sionary got them mixed up. and so with great
solemnity announced his text My son. give me thu
dog The establishment Of the hearers mas be i'm
agned especially when # is remembered that the dog
Is looked upon with contempt In the East
Business vs. Pleasure Mother-Goodness me IL
that Irene at the pianol
Well go ask her what she IS doing II she Is prso-
Using, she can keep on until tho hour Is up but u
she Is playing, tell her 10 stop.philadephia Record
Newark is rapidly growing according to Tho Press
Register, OF that city. "Oncc.' Il says, sit
easy walk 10 ones home. Now horsccar IS utilized
The old village aspects almost and when ws
finally get rid Of the village SPIRIT which still per-
siseny fingers and obstructs. can truly say thas
Newark is city among citlcs.'
Down in New-York drop nickel In
slot and have his handkerchief perfumed. Tho pro
giving only scent for cents-tW aerbury hephe-
ican.
The Victory, Nelson's asgshp at Trafalgar, has been
renovated at u cost of $4,000.
The clergy seem to be very fond Of Alteration
Here is Dr. Lormer Of Chicago. lecturing on rranpS
Cranks and Dudes; or vagrancy. VagarJ and
Vacancy"
Why Labor Organs Fall-Pa.rtck--ofve been read.
In Tho Labor Organ to-day. Blddy. IT'S starvin'
BIddy-Be away wild yer nonsense; shure; hsvens
money in our pockets an money in bank,
OF sec phat Tho Labor Organ" of our troubles
Can't we economic, Biddy'
BY shopping The Labor Organ
Patrick-Be iabers. OF wull-(W ashington STAR
If four counties in Tennessee had given large .
vote for Harrison they for Blaine four years
ago. Harrison would have had plurality Of $500 In
the State. That they did not do so was due to fine
work on the part of the Democrats.
@And now. children, remarked the Sunday school
superintendent. what happened TO those wicked
people who revled Noah and refused 10 heed hts warn.
ing Where did they find themselves when tho Hood
In de soup.D exclaimed class of newsboys
the back seat, with one voice.-IChicago Tribune
Says a Mexican paper: Now that in Mexico We
Initiate them Ame,fcans) in so many bad things only
oil account Of the itching to be like neighbors
beyond the Rio Bravo,-why do We not initiate them
good, setting apart one day of the year to give
thanks to God for the benefits receive through HIS
paternal solicitudel ~
Harvard, says The Journal Of Edueation,'s has
about 100 boys who live on 5000 2 year ooy
OF belonging 20 the fast sct"-(Doston Transcript
An cntorprsing citizen Of North Carolina has OBJ
tained the names and addresses Of the visitors %
Florida winter in order write to thcm calling
their attention to the advantages OF North Carolina
winter resort Tie thinks that North Carolina mishs
Just as well as not get Of the 100000 that
Northern visitors drop in Florida every season.
Dcacon-Do they use the revised edition Of the
Bible at your church, Mrs Hymnall
Mrs. Iiynnal-We used to do 80, but :inc: this
craze for the ANTIQUE began w did , not wish e b
ell Citizen. AZ
Says The Carroll County On. H. Pioneer" tDomos
No. boys there is nothing left of doubt hopo TO
the Democratic heart. We licked, and darned
well licked the way things look now, too, and doubt
less after the 4h OF March the most OF the postage
stamps in the country Will be licked by Republicans
Young Mr.. Bummcr-My dear didn't ron enjoy
my letters while | was away I fatter myself thai
write rather spicy letters.
Mrs. Dammei-ies, I should say you carried your
letters in the pocket with your cloves for about
three days before mailing them.-(Burlington Free
Press.