The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1888-10-09
BUMPS AND JINKS.
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dav, Two strangers sr7ollei out q Il.
roou and Soatin. themselves in b,
shade entered into conversation. They
appeared Ike sea-iaring men, and old
scquSintSnces.
well. links, said one, ITS several
wears since you &na l nles here, old nlSn,
how the time has pasSejt'
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nigh on 10 four wears. I've been craisin'
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mighty glad 70 fetch up 81 the old pOr;
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