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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

The printing press has made pres
idents, killed poets, furnished bus
ties for beauties, and furnished gen.
ius with the sand paper of criticism.
1t has made worlds get up at roll
call every morning, given the pulpit
lungs of iron and voice of steam,
has set the price of a bushel of wheat
and made the country post-office the
glimmering goal of the country scribe.
1t has curtailed the power of kings,
embellishe.i the pantry shelves and
busted rings it has converted bank
ers into paupers, and made sawyers
of college presidents it has educated
the homeless and robbed the philos-
opher of his reason. 1t smiles and
kicks, cries and dies, but it can't be
run to suit everybody, and the editor
is fool who tries it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

DON'T let that cold of yosrs run on. You think
it is light thing. But it may run into catarrh. Or
into pneumonia. Or Consumption.
Catarrh s disgusting. Pneumonia is dangerous.
Consumption is death itself
The breathing apparatus must be kept healthy
and clear of all distractions and offensive matter.
Otherwise there is trouble ahead
All the diseases of these parts. head, nose ,throat
bronchial tubes and lungs, can be delightfully."- and
entirely cured by the use of Boschee's German
Syrup If YOU don't know this already, thousands
and thousands OF people can tell you They have
been ured by it and "know how it is, themselves
Bottle only IS cents. Ask any druggist.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
A Reverie.
FOR THE MONITOR.

When the work of the day is ended,
And the little ones lie i'll sleep,
And my hands on my breast are folded,
IT'S then that 1 think of my dead.
She seemeth away on a journey,
Some loved ones afar to
1 wake from my lnusing in sorrow,
And know it's only dream.
1t has not been long, you reckon,
You who have no friends 'mong the dead;
But if time were counted by heartaches,
The moments were years instead
She comes motifs weary listening
For the footsteps never shall hear;
The voice that once sweetest music
Never comes our sad hearts to cheer.
But by and by, when life's ended,
And we list to hear the ''Well done,
We shall catch again that melody
Of our mothers voice in song.
We will wait-ah, weary the waiting,
We will watch-for the day that will dawn,
We will pray-O, Jesus, our Saviour,
Bring us all safely home in the morn.
BY Pearl, from 2.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

You feeling depressed your appetite is poor
you are bothered with Headache, you arohdgetiyi
nervous and generally out of sorts and want 90
brace up. Brace np. but not with stimulanis,
spring medicines on bitters which have ior thcif
basis very cheap, bay whiskcy, and which sumu-
late you for an hour, and tien leave you in worso
condition than before. What you want is an A.
teratiyc that will purify you blood, start healthy
action Of Liver and kidnors, restore your vitality
and give renewed health and strcnth. such med
icne you will hnd In Electric Bitton aud oniy 90
cents a bottle at II. G. Picrcc's Drug Store.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

Are you going 70 travelY Ifs you must be very
careful Of your health OF your doctors bills win
cost you more than your travelling expenses. A
bottle Of sulphur Bitters wi protect you from all
sickness incident to a change Of climate Eue1iHg
Telegram.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

The cheeky man is one of metal-usual-
ly brass.
yacht can stand tack without swear
ing. Few men can.
The right to pay taxes has never been
denied woman.
An old edition of geography has this ::
ssAlbany has four hundred inhabitants, all
standing with their gable ends to the
street"
The Arabs of the desert are said to be
cowardly. One would hardly think it.
The inhabitants of a desert ought not to
be wanting sand
The largest umbrella in the world has
been made in Glasgow for a king of East
Africa. His majesty seems TO be making
preparations for long reign.
The school of Philosophy has not yet
determined how woman should act
when her hands are in the dough-pan and
an aggressive fly lights on her nose.
Wife-John, you have very annoying
habit of saying whats that?' whenever
you are spoken to. Can't you break your
self of it? Husband (reading)-Er what's
that?
'That's it," exclaimed Mrs. Bascom
at the concert, as the singers came out
again in response to an encore. ''Make
'em do it over again until they get the
thing right"
''Tve little poem here / would like to
read you; it is entitled the 'Boundless
Tide" ''Why, that's paradox. How
can anything that's tied be said to be
boundless?'
A farmer writes to an agricultural pa
per asking s'How to make Fence Posts
Last?" and the editor wisely restrains
from the impulse to tell him to make the
fence rails first
Man is awfully smart in some things,
but nobody has ever discovered one that
could jam hat pin clean through his
head and make it come out on the other
side, as the women do.
If there is anything that makes thrift
ty Yankee mad it is to have checked
satchel worth with contents about So,
turn up Just after he has put IN a lost bag
gage claim for $50.
to church. 1t is supposed that he al
ways slept during the sermon and has at
last awakened to the fact that he ought
to pay for his lodgings.
e. y0f1t mn hn
parlor stove to-day, dear? Minister (vex-
atiously)-I suppose I will have to. Wife
And don't forget, John, that you are
minister of the Gospel.
care you a man of family, sir?" he
said to timid little chap who had ner-
vous way of looking over his shoulder.
eyes, SIR was the reply, ''my wife has
husband and four children
The old homeopathic theory is that
s.like cures like But we take notice
that when fellow likes girl heap,
and she likes him back there isn't much
chance for a cure for either one.
Belva Lockwood doesn't want retalia-
ton or free trade or protection, or any
thing like that. What she wants is the
White House, so she can make spring
house cleaning a national affair.
care you engaged?" inquired pert
young lady, stepping briskly up to Bar
Harbor blackboard driver, who was loung
ing indolently across the front seat.
ssLord, no Are your was the prompt
reply.
Samuel Wheelock of Providence, La,
advertises that he wants to sell his wife
or exchange her for a good horse,' and
further warrants her to be Al years old
and s'as good as the majority of church
going people"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

Warmers Log Cabin Remedies = old
fashioned, simple compounds, used in the
days of our hardy forefathers, are cold
prise 'Sarsaparilla, Chops and Buchu
Remedy Cough and Consumption Rem
edy," ''Hair Tonic, "''Extract," for exter-
nal and internal use, ''Plasters, 'Rose
Cream for catarrh, and ''Liver Pills. :"
They are put up by H. II. Warner & Co.,
proprietors of Warmers Safe Remedies,
and promise to equal the standard value
of those great preparations. All drug
gists keep them.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

First Kansas womnu #"Woro you
AT the polls Yesterday, MIuuieT Sec.
ond Kansas woman -"Oh, yos, . was
out at Che dear little polls lant It
lust TOO nice Do voter "Roallydc
/ don't remember" "Wol, sou ro.
member that thoy had two kinds ~
tickets, white aud redf "Oh D. to.
member now. n was tho lovely Ultle
red ticket that pat on Che poIla.'
sWhy, am surprised That waH
the opposition ticket. "Mollt dia
not ask, saw Che color oi tbD uck.
ct was "a delicate red, aud that lt ck-
actly matched my droaa.'
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01


You think you need % wife. young
man. do youy said Mr. Koionca, oa
he looked nc the agitatod youth, who
was sitting on the edge of chair
and neryously twirling d hat, and my
daughter would nll che bill, would
sheY
She would indeed, sir, ropI.od tbo
young man with n CHASTITY attempt
10 appear at ease. As Che men who
start newspapers sometimes aay Bon
their prospcctuscs, she would nI|
long went fault mean, of courac,a
weng lont fclt-or rather iong lent
wait-no, "a wrong font woll indeed
she would, Mr. Kajonos, persisted
the bewildcred youth, though ! should
have said, of course, fong
George, intorposod Mr. koionea,
coming 20 his relief have you said
anything 30 Laura yctf
No, siri thought } ought ta
speak 10 you FIRST.
Well, George, said hcyoung lndYa
father kindly, take nay advice If You
can't get that prospectus mmugIed
before you see her again, you'd het.
ter send d more experienced cauFa.
ser.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

sWhat were the last words OF
Brigham Youngy" asked the teacher.
che never had any," replied the
smart boy she was a married man."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
COACH BOY.

Foaled in the spring of 1882; is a rich dapple
chestnut perfect form aud action, stands 16 hands
high and weighs $50 pounds. Sire, the imported
English cart horse 'Chestnut Tom, I" formerly own
ed by Harrison House, of Citizens Corner, P Q. !;
has since been sold for large and ia TO the
West; breed combining size, beauty, action and
endurance,
Dam, a strong, well bred Morgan mare. noted for
her beauty and fine road qualities.
His colts are large, well formed, of good courage
and promise well.
The above stations will stand at the stable OF
JOHN w. MATHIE, at GLOVER, MONDAYS We'd
nesdays and Fridays,-the remaining time at the
STABLE NEAR THE CHAIR FACTORY, at
BARToN VILLAGE.
TERMS, TO WARRANT-For Otta Quechee. SIS. 90.
For Coach Boy, $1,000
Bills payable when mares foal. Mares kept at
lowest price. Every taken To prevent acci-
dents escapes, but no Liabilities taken whatever.
Colts holden for payment if not paid promp ly. For
further particulars address call on
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

when nahy was alah W. gave hef raatafia.
when ahe was "a child. aho erioi f1r cnata'Ia.
when She became Miss. ah0 oiuna to DH.iHi'a.
When she had children. ahe gave tieu Caat0f.s.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
Speaking tho Truth

lt Is reported Of "a certain college
ia the United States that thp one
oGense which che faculty win NOT
forgive is thc oncuso of lying A
student convicted of this breach .a
not allowed To stay in che institution.
II Is we'll known how stern tbc code
az West Point Is in regard to ycne.
ity. The Romans In their beet day.
set the highest value on truthful
speaking, and tho story of Ro9uIHH
Is familiar 30 every school-boy. lt
is 80 moan aud contemplate to Doe,
and the one lie breeds $50 many othcr
lies 10 bolster tup, and the habit
so saps all ideas OF honesty oH t1
lead 10 other transgreasIons tbat
alike la private and public I.lD tho
liar should bc made 90 feel tho dga
radiation of his conduct, and Il pu..
sible, induced Co reform, without
confidence, human relations would
be wholly confused and Unstable.
Most affairs proceed on faith boo thg
spoken or written word, Every he,
To some extent, disturbs tho cqu0.
poise. II Is exceedingly fortunate
that, MS a rule, candor prcdomInalea
and falsehood Is tho exception. Mos.
people early learn to
recoil from The stain nnd stigma oI
false speech aud dealing, and thc
never quite forgIycs %
convicted liar. The nation iu which
personal veracity is oNocted arc
the strong and responsible nations.
IL was in the vigorous days of fer.
sia that the three things inoulcalcd
were TO ride o horse, shoot boW
and speak the truth. The lying COIN.
are the wonk and fIr.0u
ones.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
N. ALLISON LEETE,
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST,

Is at 4. r. Sargent, Albany, Vt, ready TO take
patients consult with any who are in favor of or
opposed to Christian Science MIND. Healing All
diseases treated. Bs-ConsultatIOn free. 29-4I
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
Orleans Gollutg @omitnr,
PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY
GEO H. BLA Ia II.
BARTON, VT.

TERMs-wHEK PAID STRICTLY IN ADVANCE
81 5OA YEAR. If not paid in advance $500 a
year Subscribers living outside Orleans or
Caledonia counties, SI.75 per year.
Keep subscription in Advance. Remit by Z. 0
Order, Registered Letter, or Draft.
Watch the label on your paper, and see that your
credit is right. If not correct send the money to
make it so, or notify of error by postal card
Rates of Advertising made known on appica-
ton A II cuts must have metal body
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

OHARLES GRAVES, Special Agent for Con
Inecticut General Life Insurance Co., Barton, Vt
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

DARToN NATIONAL BANK. BUSINESS
DHours from Q, q. m, to II, m. From to 4, P.
m. AMoRY DAWSON, Pres't, I'll. X DEWEY,
Cashier. 1b-I
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

F. W. BALDWIN.
A TTORNEY AT LAW AND SOLICITOR IN
"A Chancery, Barton, Vt. l6-l
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

j. n. WEBSTER.
NIRE, LIFE, AND ACCIDENT 1NSURANC
Il Agent None but sound, reliable compani
represented. Correspondence by mail promptly a
s~ered. Barton, VT. l6-l
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-10-01

MRS. c. G. STEVENS.
ORAYON PORTRAITURE. PHOTOGRAPHS
jand other pictures enlarged, either singly or IN
groups. Work guaranteed. Call on her, or address
at West Glover. 1o-4z
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p. SHIELDS.
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Z Satisfaction guaranteed in every respect. Is
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C. f. PERCIVAL.
DEALER IN FURNITURE, COFFINS AND
I(Caskets, Barton, Vt. I61
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1888-02-14
IIOt Bread Made Wholesome.

The Royal Baking Powder possesses peculiar merit
that is not possessed by any other eavenng agent pro-
vides bread biscuit cake, mullins, rolls which may be
when hot without inconvenience by persons of the
most delicate digestive organs With persons it is
necessary that bread raised with yeast should lose it's
become stale before it be with safety
The distressing results follow from eating biscuit
cake pastry, etc, raised by the cheap inferior baking
powders that contain lme alum phosphates other
The roll and muffin and the delicious grdde
cakes raised by Royal Baking Powder wholesome
digestble SOUP meat any other food.
Another greatly superior quality possessed by the
Royal Baking Powder is that by which the preservation
important elements of the flour is effected in raising the
bread by the mechanical operation of the gas without
menation Yeast and all baking powders that produce
leavenng gas by fermentation asis well known destroy
portion of the nurve elements of the flour particu-
larry those which the healthfu and the greatest
aids a perfect assimilation of the food0 The Royal
Baking Powder while perfectly leavenng retains without
change or impairment all those elements which in
tended by nature when combined in bread to make it
literally the g staff of fe.'
No leavening agent baking powder except the Royal
Baking Powder, possesses these great qualifications
The Atlanta constitution. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1885-19??, 1888-02-14

Testimonials from persons who have bten
cared by a medicine ought 10 convince those
suffering from the same disease, and would. il
known to be genuine Please notice that
whenever we publish any testimony in favor
OF Shallenberger's Autidote for Malaria. the
name and address are given, and that we invite
you to verify it by writing directly to the par
ties themselves.
"A. I. SHALLENBERGER & Co,
Chester Pa
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-04-09

Some interesting particulars respecting
the German piano industry are given in
kuhow's German Trade Review. Ger
man instruments to the value of IL, 000-
900 marks are yearly exported, the total
production being valued at from 81, O0O,-
600 to 30, 600, 900 marks, n sum which rep
resents the price of about ~, 900 to -, 900
pianos, etc. Thus, only one-half Of Ger
mauys manufacture remains in the
country Even that, however, Is n large
amount, and does credit to the musical
,iiste and education of the German people.
Although complaints are being generally
made that the piano trade has now reached
climax. and that even n decline is WISH
Bile, yet, according to the assurances Of
various Berlin manufacturers, the in
dustry ia Berlin has hardly suffered at
all from the unfavorahle influences, and
the work people are all busily employed.
The construction Of grand pianos Salon
fugch has lately increased, the demand
for this kind being greater than formerly.
In Berlin there are about 200 piano manu-
factories. OF these some turn out more
than 800 Instruments grand and cottage
pianos yearly, and employ from 800 to
400 operatives regularly. The work In
itself is very difficult. A number of fac
tors must combine in order to produce any
thing perfect. Great accuracy and care
are indispensable qualities. The insertion
Of the sounding boards, the relation of
the piano To the strings the final touches,
require vast technical Knowledge. New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-04-09

Several years ago man was run over
by the cars here and had to have one Of
his legs amputated just below the thigh.
The amputated leg was buried in the
back yard, and, after he had recovered
from the an8sthetic given him, he conf
planned that his leg panied him, as it felt
as though lying on its side, toeing in. He
kept complaining for several hours, till
some OF the family, without the knowl
edge of the injured man, disinterred the
limb and found it as he had said They
then turned it up so that it lay little in
clined irs the other direction, or slightly
toeing out Immediately he exclaimed:
That feels so much better" His wife
was in his room at the time, and, not
knowing what had been done, asked him
What it was that felt better, and he re-
piled: "Some one has changed my leg to
n comfortable position"
Another instance was where boy
about IS years old had shot himself
through the right arm so badly that IL
was taken off at the shoulder. When he
recovered his senses after the operation
he complained that three Of his fingers
were bent over as II clasping small egg
tightly, and that they had gone to sleep
in that position and were annoying him.
An examination revealed the fact thar
when the arm was buried the three fingers
referred to had become bent under the
hand, and, upon their being Strengthened
out, the hoy Immediately noticed 1t and
remarked upon it. In both instances the
patients were unaware Of the fact that
their requests were being complied with
Cor. Detroit Free Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-04-09
BASE BALL TALK.

The Bostoiis will practice in rink.
Indianapolis will open and Close the season
in Chicago.
Tom Deasiey has joined the Washingtons
OF New Orleans
Now it is said that Esterbrook will play
left for Indianapolis
Gleason and WEIGH will each receive s., 700
Tor this seasons work.
Cleveland has arranged to play at Pitts
burg on April IL ami II.
Dundon, tine deaf mute pitcher, has mar
ried. HIS bride is also a mute.
Washington appears 10 have captured a
notable base runner in the deaf mute Hoy
King, the Princeton pitcher, signed by the
Athletics, cannot play with the team until
June.
Catcher Mcclure looks like the ghost OF hi.
former self. He has been in training all
winter.
King, the St Louis pitcher, wants $500
for this seasons work. Last year he was
paid 81 800.
Boston will release Catcher Daily He has
been offered for sale, but NO League club
seems to want him.
Arson has paired Mark Baldwin and Hoo
YER So Tom Daily will have TO handle nearly
all the experiments.
Jack lilly, the once noted out fielder Of the
Toledo club is now in the employ Of New
York mineral water firm.
The Kansas City club has accepted the
terms of Davis, VI Baltimore, and McTam-
any Cunningham and Greer OF Brooklyn.
s,t 1l-.,l -
clubs at Macon, Atlanta, Nashville, Biz
mngham, Columbus, Montgomery, Savan-
nah and Chattanooga.
Titcomb may do better work after he has
worked of some of the winter rust. He was
batted pretty freely by the New Orleans boys
at his first appearance of the season.
The coming season on Association grounds
viii be a cold one indeed for tine professional
dead head. With the percentage and turn
stile system in vogue nothing goes at the gate
except the real stuff.
At the receut Association schedule meeting,
the Louisville club made final offel. of 81 90
for Latham. Won der Abe refused. with the
remark that $4,000 would not buy his
famous third baseman.
President Spalding says Boston is not as
anxious for Clarkson as she Is represented to
be. Another club has offered more than Bos-
ton, andA third club asked Chicago to sub
nit proposition for Clarkson's release
The mileage for the League teams for this
season will be as follows: Chicago, l0.5l2
miles; Detroit, l0,l3S: New YORK, 1869;
Plttsburg, 1851; Boston, 9,s94: Indianapolis,
1929; Washington, $50; Philadelphia s,673.
All of the Texas league clubs have been
incorporated. Each club hasa paid up capt.
tai of 5000, except Galveston, which starts
with 81, 600 in its treasury. The salaries OF
PLAYERS are limited to 81 go for the season.
The umpires will be paid S15 per month each.
The regular season will open April and
,tosn Oct 81
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-04-09
Advice to Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and broken of
your rest by sick child suffering and cry
ing with pain of cutting teeth? If So. send
at once and get bottle of MKs. WINSTON S
SoorHtsG SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEErHIs'.-
Its value is incsiculable. 1t will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend
upon it, mothers, there is no mistake abou;
it. 1t cures dysentcry and diarrhoea
regulates the stomach and bowels, cure,
wind collie, softens the gums, reduces in
fammation, and gives tone and energy to the
whole system, MRs. WISsLows' SOOTHING
SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING is pleasant
TO the taste, arl is the prescription of one of
the oldest and best female nurses and ply
scians in the United States, and is for sale
by all druggists thorough the world Price
% cents bottle
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-04-09
Mothers T, =

There are, upon the skin of every7hu
man being, child and adult alike, 1900,
600 pores. Through these pores. in the
form of inscnSihle perspiration is sex
PEELED more than oUe-quarter of the nourist-
mPnt taken into the system. The importance
of keeping open these rerspiration valves
upon child's body is second only TO that of
properly digesting the food eaten Ii WIS to
open the pores of the skin and to assimilate
the food that DR. Pitcher formulated Casio
ria Loose bowels, constipation, Cevcrs, all
eruptions which are SO constant among in
fants and children, and which kill one third
of all children before they are five years old
arise principally from these two causes 1t is
from the wonderful results attendant upon
the use of Castoria in regulating the stomach
and bowels and keeping open the pores of
the skin that Castoria acquired its world wide
reputation. With plenty of water for the
body, pure air for the lungs and Castoria to
assimilate the food there need be no uiac-
counted for sickness among children. Gas
toria is a vegetable prescription without nor
phine or other narcotic property. Thirty
years extensive use has given it history
never attained by another medicine.
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