New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

slim, Campbell NJ c., of Washington, IS Of course,
a big man but Tim" Campbell, p NJ, Of NewYork,
would, in the picturesque language of the Fourth
Ward, lay all over him."
Ms souri, farmer recently learned that the grand
Jury was a out to rdict him for working ON Sunday.
lie didn't try to evade the charge but on the contrary
had hi. four sons summoned witnesses against him.
lie was fined ST. and costs, total OF S5. But as the
mileage and witness fees of his sons amounted to
$40 49, the family cleared s5 40 on the transaction
There is newspaper published In Kansas called
" The Thomas County Cat.' If the Editor had ever
lived in New-York he would omit the word "county'
and publish his paper about 10 p. m. on moonlight
nights.
Purely for Romantic Reasons.-she-Mr. ouaIk-
charry, do you rise I'm the morning early enough
TO the gorgeous sunrise! can imagine nothing
more beautiful than that. Tho golden glow falls upon
The earth so softly and lovingly heavens smile In
Yes, it's very nceo
"Do you the sunrise ofen7'
/" Every morning. You see, have to get my milk
wagons started before oclock"-(Lincoln Journal.
The Chamber OF Commerce in Boston complains Of
the delay in delivering postal matter at the Hub; and
"The Journal OF that city declares that the amount
of indecent literature lately through the malls is
without precedent. As Mr.. Dickinson Is not yet
pected Of nursing Vce-Pres dental boom, possibly
he will give these matters attention.
She was very stout very jolly and little sarcastic,
and she chiding Mr.. De Dood for not speaking to
CAV, Miss Laura" he pleaded at wanted to, but
you uldnt recognize mo- Really. don't you know,
"Cle1r around me, Mr.. De Dood ?" she said SYM
p"theicaIy. How tired 1t must have made youp-
Washington Critic.
"Uncle Dick' oglesby having declared that he will
not for Governor Of Illinois again there are nearly
dozen candidates for his place and the canvass has
not really begun, either lot OF the boys" By the
way think Blaine and oglesby" would sound well
next juno.
Times Changcs.-Good Citizen Cbed time, 1885,
Have yon left the latch string out 2
Wife-Yes, my dear
"And placed candle in the Window
yes"
"Let us pray"
Good CitIzon-Ars all the doors and windows locked
Wife.Ycs. my dear.
g. md the burglar alarm set -
And the dogs untied?'
az nv Winchester under tho bolster and a revolver
under zach pillow1"
"Of course. dear"
"Let us pray."-(Omaha World
Strange. that Sing Sing should be out of funds when
It has so many patrons
GLOW dive do, carrici How did you enjoy the
party last EVENING""
was there, she talked beautifully literature
and that everybody kept still and listened to her
Tho others seemed to enjoy 1t, but don't SEQ how they
could There positively no conversation, don't you
know.'-(BoSon Transcript.
unique election recently occurred in a small com
munlty In Germany. Tho vote was taken to decide
who was the "best man" In the community. Only
one man, a shoemaker voted. and as he voted for him
self he declared to DO unanimously elected to tho
position of best in the Municipality.
In Prussia marriages take place in February,
May, october and November than In other months.
You advertised for expert accountant, SIR
Yes, did have you had much experience r. About
thirty years, In long long and tangled interest and
partnership accounts confused government books,
chancery a bankrupt accounts, companies accounts
ami - We |, here; what want you 10 do Is this
here Is my wie's shopping list for one day. There
are about twenty five items see what she bought,
how mu h she paid for 1t, and what the total amount
the accountant hesitated, shook his head and
aid thar bs only brother died I'm an insane asylum
FIR de taking Just snch matter. and no believed
he wouldn't touch it.-(BurliDgton Iiawkeye