New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-03
THE Talk or THE DAY.


Some OF the pictures of prominent people that sp-
pear in the newspapers must DO spirit pictures. At
any rate, they poor enough to take place in the
Diss Dollar collection
The divorce suit OF Samuel c. Young against Laura
Schwarzel who married In balloon ut Ptttsburg,
that the Ceremony was not binding 1t is emiHcniiy
for @a sSna 20
nE Probably xaen %sr ssT wa 3 o IL
they didn't agroo.- Norristown Herald.
woman in Perry County, KY has circular hole
In Of her eyeds through which sho can SEQ when
both eyes closed She sleeps with one eye open,
to speak.
woman finding her Indifferent TO his addresses, said
tell an know what crime you have commltted'
What do you meant exclaimed the astonshed woman
to steal It's eyssS-(Paris GsuiOis.
Said an Omaha clergyman In . recent sermon:
when We Christian people get the kind OF religion
that we ought to have, We will go in body to the
managers Of newspapers and beg Of them to have
no Monday morning editions Then the city editors
and reporters and printers could rest at home Sunday
and Sunday evening they could attend Divine service.
The Monday paper Is tho one that compcls men to
break Sunday "The Omaha Republican has met
this by offering to discontinue its Monday morning
edition at once II all Its local morning contemporaries
will also do SO.
A Methodist Sunday school teacher IN Berea where
Ell Perkins was billed to lecture under the auspices
school class. Among Others he asked his class this
question what did samuel say to Ell No r answer S
Up .sd said SNOW |cls ssid r. .efs 81 !;
whst ad samuel r, say sad G s. there Eli
We note the fact as matter of news that the two
Tariff wings Of the Democratic party tapping, and
1t needs no prophet to SEQ that they will be
Topping.
Legal and Illegal Amusemcnts. First American
Youth-Pve got a few dollars ahead, not enough 70
like to do something with 1t.
Second Youth-!ssme way with me. Let's go buy
No that's against tho law and VIC might get into
trouble
we'll do Wen paint the town red to- night, and II
we have any money left we can WIND up at Bloody
Binys and bot It on prize dght'-(Omaha World
A Western paper which had a quarrel with a local
clergyman recently stated that he next door to
q bum variety actor The clergyman brought suit
aaginst the editor who got out Of the trouble by ex
planning that no referred to variety actor who hap
pcncd to live next door to the clergyman. But the
explanation brought the actor down him with libel
suit and this time tho editor crawled out by making
humble apology stating, moreover, that he was only
trying 10 be funny.
far It is to tho f1tchburg Depoti'
"Reslly, sir-er-I hardly feel called upon at this
"oh, assure you, sir, there is no political sisnih-
"Tske your first right and keep straight ahead
two minutes wslkn-(Bsston Transcript
All the murder ga1ettes not published in this
country. Hero, for instance is The weekly COURIER
Of Liverpool, England, which recently published tho
following advertisement Remarkable Murder Trials
New Stories OF Old Crimes There will shortly be
begun in The Weekly Courier q series OF articles CIV
ing detailed and graphic accounts Of somo OF tho
Murder Trials which have taken the deepest hold on
tho public mind. Special attention VIII DO given TO
remarkable trials Of local interest In Liverpool ana Ian
cashiro Each article will trace the crime from its
inc option describe It's methods and incidents, the
efforts Of the cuprts to clude pursuit ana capture
tho incidents Of the trial. and finally the execution OF
tho convict-usually at Klrkdao Gao In the presence
Of vast muititudas Of people,
There was great row going on inside the house.
quietly on tho fence in front.
whats the matter IN theref' asked tho COP.
~oh, nothin'," was the assuring reply "only pap
and ma mann ~, .ro s,hrrv,
organized Trust asn the old lady aud she's lesisisin
What arc you doing out hcre''
sayn ;Ty e ass won't b BE- no him.
SAs pap su.ss tho ms"y o
polnt,' and the boy got down and cautiously peepcd
.ssnsl tho iS' fsnce and sshInson Critic
In 1880 there were not more than 5000 Jews in
tho Holy Land. Now there more than 10000, Of
whom . considerable number are wealthy or wento-
do.
Tho word FROST applied to poor theatrical
business 10 having quite run With the critics. Every
now and then, you may have noticed, some word that
you never heard OF gets on Its legs aud Is run to
death You meet 1t evorywhore. ! have seen this
word FROST g applied to poor theatrical season
until I would believe wero ! q drinking man, that
had 'em. l IND, however. that 1t is not new word
in thestriosl circles Falling against Tom Prior, OF
tho Chicsgo Opera House, Yesterday, i asked him
about the word and no said he nrst heard OF Il three
years ago. Mr. Stevens, the representative OF Colonel
and wooliy west, but down Fast II was Is old as
boarding house butter at Is older he said, than
snnihifasion. dsath.'-lchlcaso Mail