New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-15

On the Honcymoon.-Mr seabury-Why that smile,
Mrs sesbury-T was Just thinking Of mammals last
admonlton to DO careful Of aIBgaiors after we got
Mr. seabury-Nonscnsc We haven't seen ono
since we lcft her. L,nd the suspicion ~ an accent
on the herr marred What would have been very
pleasant afternoODD-Tlme.
A gentleman Of this city who had heard sermon
on Robert Elsmorc went 10 his club and spent
an hour looking for sketch Of Robert In the en-
cyclopaeda
Sweetness and Iight--Young countryman TO girl
in confcctonrr slave you got any ~ them, what
they call kisses them small puffy things hilrd with
Girl-Yes, sir, We have tho French merinsus and
Young countyman.I guess III take the Amele
Rives; I've hernl suthln about her Kisses ana they
say she makes good ones-tIhc Epoch
The Boston election shows that Rabbi Solomon
SCHNEIDER is the most popular man IA the city, IL
votes are a test OF popularity
Sure Of a welcomc.-winls-Mu leave carly to.
day. I met lady who was an old scbooimae OK
mine, and she was so anxious 70 .ce my family That
Mnlo-My gracious Your wife VII rsi,e ne roof ,
is exceedingly plain '-tPhi alelphia Record
Some Connecticut churches are raising the wind by
giving "but,eray teas whatever they may be-.
Those who attend them say that they make The
money fly
Merely Social Cali-rady Of me House-Now you
can 90 along have nothing 10 give YOU .,,
With turkey a, the last house. and having found
the wish bone. I have called, thinking you might HE
TO br ak It with mcdowell Citizen
.The Electoral College has no YELL remarks
contemporary. This IS mistake us yen h"'F
son and Norton"
Won handle the Tibbons wonderfuiIy Quite woman
after my own heart inherit l9vo o. hofsS, ssh
tandem TAM SnV driver Fl IN his time. =,
oa.iv affnp Ina
Colonel Piunger (ncrvouslyj-Ah may i-asK-
Miss Gracc-well. you soc, grandma told ne OF ~
She was often a passenger In the canaan AZ nrhNn
by the first tandem driven by your father-tr''sourR
Bulletin.
Sydney Australia, VIII soon have the largest organ
I'm the world 1t will cost $4,000
The Editor of The Portland Express turns bis
attention from politics for whln; 10 ass 80 .d uss
matter Of the salute due ron s Irsispimnsis
lifting Of hats ard proposses or ina, 'h o1 Centres
The lifting Of the hat to lady unless she Is az least
thirty-fve years OF What revolutionary ptopo7
not have laid IN against the hat-raislng fashion
r. seons 10 MS TO be a very slight tribute due from
al men 10 , we would suggest is that no gentleman
Eft his hat TO lady unless she lalya m ,,
which the gown does not determinc'-'Lo"'''o"
Journal
Saws The Portland Express One OF the speakers
at the opening OF the Deering fair last evening said
that prominent Boston editor remarked to him not
long aro that there three cities In the country
which he especially admired. OF course the only
curiosity that the remark from such source could
excte would be as TO what cities beside Boston
vrre the favored ones. But matter Of fact poor
Boston was not the list at all The editors thro
gem cities were Portland. Hartford and New-Haven'
A Mild Expression Of Dspleasurc. -Blobson-
What's the matter with Blgsbys check a.,
Popiniav-Oh. his gun kicked him nc otner gay.
He saws It kicks Ike a mule every umc ITO e"''
Elolson-weu don't blame u BIT ] should
kick II I had 10 go hunting with Disappointment
Free Press.
An evidence that the Canadians arr beginning 10
regard annexation as a live question: Some Montreai
clergymen are preaching against a.
Too Mich TO stand.-Gcorge-H Is MS near
vour engagement with the Widow De PINK Is o'"-on
OF and that you did H. e.. -. . chud
GINS isadlyl-Yes, n Is true, she has oh'i"'
g Put Won knew that all along, -. .., ,h.,
dyes hut I didn't know until ia1ey Una, MAJ, "'e
cbt,d was practising four hours day on 'ho N'"H"
philadelphia Record
Correctlcut's wildcat season IS on ana olns iar
., ho very lively Saws The Hartford Times
arnoco creatures Kill a good many sheep In western
Connecticut every winter-agd have been known u =
oId 90 L,r calves The heaviest one reported IN
Conrocticut weighed forty-two pounds; monster
,r ,bosa hohtau creatures very thn--a mass oi
-, muscle Their dreaded congener, the cougar
or socaled panther IS much larger, and hence MORO
,ornid.hIe Int he Is not now known in Connccucut,
rd Tho wildcat IS about our most formidable BEAST
Edgar Fawcett the story writer, IS mad because as
Tho New-Yorlk critics have been pointing out oa.
grammar in his novels. serves ELI INV dialect
stories he wouldn't be obliged 10 put BrehiI" III eA
-Norristown Herald.