The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-07-05
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l3aris uss sttod y be gss airnia Q
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hems paper vagis the paper 70 sapPor
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a kaasss bspspspor man wrote
conu auiossios II rival editor, eailinl
hsa. &c as. ssi thea sigbed i' "youu ia
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az agricultural paper ssdrf tie bead b
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r usaehi Hyde. u Bosaois college
IL 60 etperi iesuia player. aud the hind
bearded aaacpis arc continually nskius
raekeis ior him
When msa lcsfas ~ MAD bis bnsi-
rs, sad 70 have the sfsin Of Others
siage he aceomplishes a success az greA,
- falls 10 common morials.
"a rce1iiy Published book on eli
gazette says "Eadrayor 10 select your
guests ailh a sense Of fitness" That is,
o. nog invite isi man 10 aim dinner.
Famsfs wife llimpipg into the
boae) Tia, brndle COW kicked me
lohn, an IN afraid my leg is broken
Farmer Cash ding that oritt.r Is the
MIX spilled
10 Paris there are people who make a
hsiug vakiBg people up IN the morning.
There are plenty Of people who do the
same thing ia this country, bat they don't
get pAii for Il
al amhgella twoaly- one feet IN diam.
eter, slih stan lgediy one feet long has
besn made 10 Glasgow. II will be used
by a king Of East Africa, IL i, is not s,o
leo before Il reaches him
-smlthen; Miss Parker sings much
better than she used to. Her course at
ihe Conservatory bias improved her con.
siiefaDly wilkins Improved ? Well, /
should say SO She knows shen to stop
nov.
"A grumbhng old lady, who expected
much from country board, told the
lauaiofd that there was one thing really
goDk ia his house "What is il you adj
miro 20 much I" "fhe salt, replied the
Old lady,
Why, Miss Hosiames, said the
Chicago girl, you don't mean II Is all
over between you and Mr.. Grimshaw r.
What ! hags told you, replied the Boz.
ton youug lady baughiily, is the-the
undnpei acsaalily."
4 western Paper says this is the year
Tor The seyenteen.year locusts; which re-
miads one Of somebody's remark to the
eject that there are seventeen different
kinds Of seventeen year locus.s. and one
kind comes each year.
A young lady writing from New
TO California paper says that
'iiere 10 New England we use the smiax
os tho obsequies OF the dead. Yes
Ned what, now, do they use for the OBJ
cqaies Of the living ?
IA Richmond va paper gives speci.
nen answers to letters Of inquiry sent to
ealing bachelors Of the city. asking why
hey never married. But one answered
our,coasly aud to the point II have
Iever been properly urged.
"A California widow had plans for
l50, 600 monument for her late departed,
'ut when the lawyers got through fight
~ over the estate the widow was doing
onsewotk at ~ per week for the man
Tho designed the monument /,
-Boa,swain Of an ocean s,esmer TO sca-
ian, who seems to be hunting for some.
hing Well, what are you looking for ? (
Far pail what do you want of
ali y II want TO wash my face "Oh.
pen your moath and you won't have any
,ca % wash
LI'tle ErBesi, only four years old,
tier standing a. the window for long
one one lay last sammer 10 silent adj.
liraiion u terrific thunderstorm, turn
! % his mother with deep sigh and 2
iii, softly; Gods sky is getting stme
vfpl bls cracks in IL, mamma
-oenilemsn: Aud so you are news
aper mao now, Uncle Ras.us Uncle !
,astas Yes, sab; Use dc editor Of the Job
cpAitment Gentleman = l. litor OF the
ID department. Uncle RAslus Yes, :
ID. carries IN coal, an scrubs de 40,
"a washes doHu De shadows, an, all sech
dnia a. dai. sab.
Fatty days. Uncle kas,us It's dis
rseelul ihal an old man like ron should
4 drupk What would you think II
gu wtfe 20 sec me rceling slons ihe street
ID the inila-nce q liquor y Uncle
aslus ] suuid think, 30 honah. da,
o We habblu' a moighiy doe time with.
b, 10 danger 10 gesiin' sent up irr il.
Wen. he said desponden,ly. didn't
y The place failed Oh the examination -
IA There aia't man 10 tosn who would
aks rs0Fe enicien, letter csfriet than /
s. ,oo hAd. Jobs. replied bis Sife with
pal dependency. | vas hopeiaI you
onid i.ass. by the way, did you mail
.e leilfF save sou thi, morning BY
eatg@ ! io'eo, Il
- jury 10 Mes ic,k City decided .
each Of promise csse 10 favor Of the de
aisui. because !, vas sho~n tha, be
iuseA 10 mArry the yonng lady when he