Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-11-19
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Said the teacher irate to Tom who came late,
eff this strap and your pants come together,
You'll know by the smart of that sensitive part
The truth that There's nothing like leather.'''
have not used all of one bottle yet I suffered
from catarrh for twelve years, experiencing the
nauseatng dropping in the throat peculiar to that
disease, and bleed almost daily. tried vari-
remedies without benefit until last April, when
L saw Ely's Cream Balm advertised in the Boston
Budget L procured bottle, and since the first
days use have had more bleeding-the soreness
is entirely gone.-D. q. Davnson, with the Boston
Budget, formerly with the Boston journal.
Ethel (shudderng)-How the trees moan and
sigh to night? Bobby (speaks where of he knows)
Well, L guess you'd moan and sigh if You were as
full of green apples as they be.
Consumption Surely Cnred.
To THE EDIToR-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above named
disease By its timely thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured. 1 shall be
glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any
of your readers who have consumption they will
send me their express and post office address. Re-
spectfully, T. A. Slocum M. c., ISL Pearl street,
New York.
Stranger Ito shabby individua)-Are you the
jantor of this building? No. sir; that ldressed
gentleman Win pug nat is the JanltOr no
are you? L am the proprietor here.
Anti-Shockine Pills are warranted to cure con-
stipaten, biiousness, and sick headache. Small
and easy TO take. Fry them only Is cents at drug
gists, or send stamps.
Anodyne Pearls are boon to those of ont
nerve energy. They cure nervousness, insomnia
nervous headache, opium habit, painful nenstration
and spermattorrhaa. Warranted not to contain one
par icle of opium, morphine valarian
hyoscyamus tyour druggists: price only 80 cts
Send for testimonials to DR.. T. S. Hutchinson & Co.
of Enosburgh Falls, Vt, U. S. A.
Tutor-How is moisture furnished to heated air
in the furnace? student-I suppose, of course, by
means of the dampe1s.
EczBMA, ITCHY. ScALY SKIN ToRTUREs.-The
simple application of Swayne's Ointment, without
any internal medicine, will cure any of letter,
salt rheum, ripgworm, piles, itch, sores, pimples,
how obstinate long Standing It is potent effect
i've, and costs but triHe. o1S-22
Citizen-Nov that yo4 are out of State prison,
Dolphns, what do you expect to do for a living?
Dolphus-Well, | dunno quite yet, boss, but 1
spec IN have teF take FER job wifi of these
trust companies
The Postmaster,
Winchester, Mass, says am personally acquaint-
ed with Mr. and Mrs. Carlton, and was astonished
the remarkable effects your Sulphur Bitters in
cnring their son, and its large sale is undoubtedly
/ due TO the fact that it is an honest medicine 1
/ know of many others who have been cured by its
use, and do not think too much can be said it its
| praise. Yours truly. Geo P. Brown, P. NJ.
! Hawkins-Now, my man, as you've had your
breakfast, don't you think you should saw some Of
| that wood for me? Tramp-Are you crazy, sir? !
| don't belong to the Wood Sawyers' Union. and
surely yog dent want to be boycotted for employ
ing "scab''
The Excitement ROT CgeT.
The rush on the druggists still continues and da-
" scores of people call for bottle of Kemp's Bal
sam for the throat and lungs for the of coughs
colds, asthma bronchitis, and consumption. Kemp's
Balsan, the standard family remedy, is sold on q
guarantee and fails to give satisfaction
] Price soc. and 81. Trial size free.