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Evening journal., 1888-12-22
Etlauette AMONG smoker..

1t is just as true that a beggar may
ask millionaire for a light for his cigar
as it is that cat may look at a king.
The etiquette among smokers is the most
Democratic known to man. Perfect
equality reigns among them all Two
things any man may ask another and he
is sure of gracious answer: ''Give me a
light, pleaseT and "Can you tell me the
timer" You see pompous, globe-waist.
coated old club man brush aside beggar
on the avenue and then growl at a news
boy, but when tramp asks him for 8
light he stops like soldier at the sound
Of Halt p and hands over his cigar
y. I. sun
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
MAS. cLEvELAND's NEW GOWNS
Something tho Dreasmal5ers Have Cause,
PhilRdoIphians to Miss.

Something tho Dreasmalrers Have Caused
PhilRdoIphians to Miss.
Mrs Cleveland had, after all, TO 90 TO
Philadelphia without something she par
ticularly cared to take with her-a new
evening dress which she had intended to
wear to Mr. Childs dinner party. says a
Washington special to the New York Her
aid. IL may be revelation to most peo
pie TO know that the dressmakers disap-
point Mrs. Cleveland in sending home
her new dresses Just as they do every
body else Sheis having a lot Of evening
dresses made in Washington. and
two or three different modistes are en-
gagged in the work, so that
between them all she viii have some
thing new to wear on all the state occa-
sions. She was lately supplied by the
makers with half dozen sets Of mara
bout feather bows and muffs. all Of diff
ferent colors. and she has already taken
a turn out Of nearly the whole series.
One Of the new gowns, a
splendid trailing, low-necked frock OF
white faille, is TO be trimmed with white
msrabout feathers and will be beauty
Mrs. Cleveland is going in for more
| youthful dressing this winter and in
stead Of stately plushes and velvets hai
chosen dsinty silks and tissues for even
| ing wear
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
venus in Clear December Nights.

Venus, as evening star, will now at
tract special attention by her splendor,
heightened by the radiance of the Decem.
Der nights. In the cold winter nights OF
the temperate zone, as Humboldt noted,
the scintillations Of the stars increase the
magnificent impression produced by this
heavens. This clearness Of cold Decem
Der nights is due TO the fact that the at.
mosphere is comparatively vaporless, tn,
moisture having been squeezed out OF il
by the low temperature. Venus appear
peculiarly bright at this period, so brigh
that il may be seen to cast SHADOW
about two hours after et.-Nev
York Herald
Evening journal., 1888-12-22

one tablespoonful of melted butter. two
tablespoonfuls of baking powder, one
pint Of -four, milk for soft batter, Bake
ON q griddle, and pile up with sugar
and butter on each cake.
Sunday, December 30-Lemon Apple
Pudding. One half of pound Of bread
crumbs. one fourth of pound Of suet,
one fourth of pound Of sugar juice Of
one lemon. one grated apple, two table
spoonful of flour, two eggs beaten stiff.
Boil In mould. Sauce.
Monday, December 3l-Berry Pudding.
Two cupfuls of -four. two teaspoonfuls
Of baking powder, one egg, one table
spoonful Of butter, three-fourths Of q
cupful Of sugar, two-thirds Of a cuptul
of milk, one half of cupful of drained,
canned berries rolled in the -four. Bake.
Sauce. Good Housekeeping,
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
some Cold Facts for Free Traders to
Answer n They Can.

Answer II They Can.
The American Iron and Steel Associa-
tion recently published some statistics
which make good tariff talk. Accord
ing to this in 1860 we produced &919, no
tons Of pig iron in 1887 we produced
Z, 1888. 200 tons. In 1860 the average price
was $22 rs; in 1887 it was S2l and in
elSS5 SIS The average price Of pig iron
for the ten years before the war was
e26 So, the average price for the last ten
years has been $2lS5 In 1860 Great
Britain produced more thaR four times
as much pig iron as the United States in
1887 the United States produced but
| 900, 900 tons less than Great Britian
and double what Great Britain produced
in 1860 England has doubled her prod
uct in that period we have increased
ours seven fold.
In steel rails the progress Of American
industry under protective tariff is even
more remarkable. Prior to 1867 iron rails
were in general use here. In 1860 a ton
of iron rails cost $4S. In 1887 ton Of
steel rails, which have now almost com
pletely superseded iron rails, so greatly
are they superior, cost but $31 0S in 1885
they cost S2S so In 1860 we produced
but eos, OBS tons Of rails Of all kinds in
1887 we produced 2396.o9 tons. In
spite Of the tariff on rails. which we SO
often hear called tax on transportation,
we have in the last twenty years reduced
the cost of transporting a bushel OF
wheat from Chicago to New York by an
all rail route from 1915 cents to 16i
cents
How about Great Britain2 Does sh,
show an equal progress2 Relatively
speaking, no. Ten years ago we were
still behind Great Britoin as produces
of steel rails; in 1887 the United States
produced 2 101, 9O4 gross tons Of rails
against 1,O21, ,s47 produced in Grea
1 Britain.
England doubled her produ ustion, W
increased ours FIVE fold.
In 1887 Great Britain produced 3, 10,
507 tons Of all kinds Of steel; in tha'
year the United States produced 3, 1889,
OIL tons.
And so we outrank Great Britain il
this great industry Could we have don
+, it without a tariff These are cold fact
4 and must be answered.
Evening journal., 1888-12-22

Messrs. John Murphy & Co.. his publish
ers. It viii make book Of about 500
pages and is purely religious in charac-
ter. One chapter is devoted to the labor
question, which is treated from q humane
and religions standpoint. The first mum
Der will be issued about the first Of April
next The Cardinal began this work
shortly afterihisTeturnfrom Rome in 1886
but its completion was necessarily re-
tarded owing TO the cares and duties Of
his Office
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
sharks in suez canal.

Sharks are reported to have become IN
commonly numerous on tho shores Of the
Mediterranean to the great annoyance Of the
dwellers by the sea- A few years since the
shark 'sas comparatively unknown there,
but they have discovered that the Suez
canal Is nn easy route from their Indian
ocean home to the pleasant waters Of the
Mediterranean. They pass through the
canal in great nurbers.-Chicago Tribune.
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
WAY Fathers-in-iaw Fail.

Mrs. Petard (as the demsns for pin
money is being haggled over)-Very well
II you can't give me check, shall 20
down and see papa. ne never refuses
Mr.. Petard--I was Just going to run in
on the old gentleman myself Give me
the first chance, won't you?-Time.
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
Disappointed.

"Say, ma, remarked the small boy
''isn't it funny that everybody calls my
little brother bouncing babyY'
"Why do think it is funny, VII
hamY returned his mother.
Because, when ! dropped him on Il e
floor this morning he didn't bounce q
bit. Chicago News
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
Cardinal cibbon.,s New book.

Tho baltimore Sun says. Cardinal Glib
hons has Just completed new library
work entitled Our Christmas Heritage.
and yesterday handed the manuscript to
Evening journal., 1888-12-22

Large salt oysters at AinscoNs, Nc
707 Shipley street
Evening journal., 1888-12-22
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Blood, Pains in the Chest. etc.
IL does not only dry mp Cough, but loosen
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thereby permitting nature to heal the diseased
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For Sore Throat, Bronchitis and Hoarsenes
this remedy is uneQualed, also for Coughs aftel
Measles.
For long standing and consumptiye Cough
this is the remedy.
PRICE, 25 CENTS.
FoR SALE ny
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o. l.. MATHEWS,
e. s. PENSION ATTORNEY,
LANSING, MICHIGAN,

Thousands Of soldiers or their widows OF depend
ent relatives are entitled to pensio or ncrease Of
pension, bounty, travel pay or other allowance
who have never applied for IT, Many minor heirs
can get pensions, regardless Of age now. Hundreds
Of dependent parents are entitled to pension.
Many OF those claims have been rejected In the
hands OF incompetent agents. L can in many OF
such claims procure a favorable result. Thousands
OF soldiers arc pensioncd one disability and are
entitled TO increase on another, or are rated too
low OF are entitled 10 increase result Of disable
ity upon which claim was granted. The laws are
now moro liberal and the rulings Of the pension
Office less exaciing than formerly. i have IN the
past few months succeeded In getting 30 per cent.
OF increase claims allowed by actual count. This
shows good, careful work. About eight soldiers
out Of ten are entitled 20 penson or other allow
anoe. No matter what your claim is, write me full
ly about Il. with stamp for reply, and will advise
you free. IL l take your claim no fee Is charged
unless am successful, and then just what the de-
o. L. MATTHEWS,
$50 Lansing, Mich
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Eyes"
"Well, I'm going for to say thar's
fifty more or less"
"Name the two great oceans"
"Not saying anything about Lake
Erie ?"
mo"
"Wall, I'm going to say the North
Pole and the Bay of Biscay."
"How is the State of North Carroll
ma bounded ?"
"By land and water"
Eyes; but by what States ?"
"By what Statesf ] knowed all
about it yesterday, but it's clean dun
gone now. Let's see I'll go for to
say she's bounded by Ohio"
Name ten States"
"Ten States Wall, I'm going to
name the two Carolinas, Tennessee,
Alabama, Little Rock, Boston, Chica.
60, New Orleans, Detroit and Dako-
ta."
He made as many blunders on all
other subjects, and when I was done
questioning he asked:
Stranger, am I fitten ?"
"Far from it. You can never be
postmaster.
Don't know nuff?"
ITO be honest, you don't"
"Not ftten TO run a postoffice I
And that's honest ?"
at is."
"Cap, it's jist as l told ye all long,"
said the postmaster. "Sum is ftten
and sum can't never be fitten. You
is itten to boss plantashun, or to be
capting in the army, but you isn't fit
ten to run postoffice."
"And it's no use my trying to git the
place ?" asked the captain Of me.
"Not bit"
"And, mind you," put in the post
master, "this ere gent has shook
hands with President Cleveland and
he's lived in the same town with the
Postmaster-General for twenty years.
What he says is authority-way up
to the top of the tree"
eyes, reckon, but I've had my
heart sot on it, Sam"
IL know you have, capting, but if
you amt fitten what's the use ?"
"And my wife has calkerlated on
it. too"
"Sartin, she has. but what is she
going to do? Here's a gent as has
shook Mr.. Cleveland's hand. We
can't get over that"
"N-o-o."
"Here's two plugs of navy, capting,
and my wife will send over a jar of
them ere peaches to your wife. That
will help you to swallow yer disap-
pointment."
$50 it will, Sam. I'm dun. If |
was fitten I'd be fitten. If l hain't
fitten, what's the use2 I'll take that
terbacker as 60, and | wish you all
the luck in the world. We don't say
nuthin' ter nobody, but jist draw off.
| don't want it to get out that Ihain't
fitten, cause may want to run for the
Legislachur. Jist say that under the
circumstances Cap. Jones kinder steps
aside. That's it-kinder steps aside
for the sake of harmony. Good day,
stranger-call at my office as you
cum DOWN.. Quad, in Detroit
Free Press.
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Consumption surely Cured.

10 THE EDIToR-Please inform your
readers that have positive remedy for
the above named disease. By its timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanentlycured. shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy free to any Of
your readers who have consumption If
they will send me their express and post
Office address. Respectfully, T. A. SLO.
CUM, NJ. c., lol Pearl ST., New York.
S0gyl
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Been out hunting, Uncle zeke ?
d. Il L.. .al

Been out hunting, Uncle Zeke?
Dat / has, sab.
Well, come over here and tell me
what you got. Don't stand way over
there as if you felt ! was al advocate
of drawing the color line.
'Tain't so much de color line, boss,
as it am de cotagion o. bad breff dat
makes me shame o myself | shot
de wrong kline OBJ coon dis morning
an Ise got de malaria so bad dat yo'll
recognize il soon's de wind blows your
way.-Yonkers Gazette.
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Young MAXWELL, er--I am much
obliged to you, sir, but like my pres
ent seat very much. did sit up in
front one evening and the result was
that before l could reach Miss Jones
she was half way home with the lead
er of the choir.-N. Y. Times.
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afraid to marry on s5,000a year, Tom?
Tom-Not a bit, if | could only
find a girl with that amount of income.
-Ex.
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Time Card in Effect.
Lv. Bay City.
Ar. Bay City.

sDaily. All other trains daily except Sunday.
PMrior ears on day trains. Sleeping cars on night
WHITING, Ticket Agent.
o. RUaGLEs, q. p. & r. Agt.
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READ THIS TWICE.

THERE is a great saving of time, of labor, of
soap, of fuel and of, the fabric, where Dobbins
Electric Soap is used according TO directions.
ONE trial will demonstrate its great merit 1t
will pay you 20 make the trial
Like all best things, IL is extensively initiated
and countprfQited.
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Cap. Jones, N. p"

Further up the Yadkin, after leav-
ing Morgan's, l came to hamlet Of
eight or ten houses, and here deter
mined to rest for three or four days.
| was to get letters here, and | must
have my shoes repaired and some
washing done. A widow named Kin
ny soon fixed room for me, and by
by l went over to the postoffice to see
about mail. 1t came into town every
other day on horseback from a point
twenty miles away. The postoffice
was family room, and the corridor
was the open air, with pane of glass
out of window through which one
stuck his nose to inquire. The post
master was tall, sharp-nosed, hawk
eyed native of so, and as / made in
quiry he came to the window and ask
ed
"Be you 'un he'un ?"
"Yes, sir"
"And you'un hain't nobody else ?"
"No."
"Hold up your right hand. Do
you solemnly sw'ar that you won't lie
about this matter :"
II do"
"Then you can come inside. We
heard you was coming this way. You
hain't relashuned to the Postmaster
Gineral, / reckon?"
"No."
"Wish you was. Cap. Jones is
playing onery on me an trying to git
to be postmaster. Mebbe you'll rec
ommend me afore you go'"
All the mail was in a soap box.
"All" comprised a paper and two let
ters outside of my own mail, and my
letters looked as if they had been
handled over a hundred times.
ANYBODY dead ?" queried the wife
of the postmaster.
mo"
Anybody mar'd?" queried her
daughter.
"No."
"Some postmasters might hev open
ed them letters" said the official after
a time, "but / didn't bust nary one.
| was never called onery, and hope
l never shall be-"
was about through when Gap.
Jones" put in an appearance outside
and boldly said:
Look here, Sam, don't you 60 for
to play pizen on me cause I'm going
to be the next postmaster. I'm ex-
pecting some very important letters,
and reckon they are yere."
"Nuthin' for you Cap" was the re-
ply.
"Hain't thar no letter from Wash
ington :"
"No."
Don't you go for to hold that yere
letter back, Sam! It's state prison
defense to hold letters back |"
"Look-a-yere, Cap. Jones!" ex-
claimed the postmaster, as he arose.
81 don't want to be talked to in that
manner. I'm representing the
United States, l am, an / shan't take
no charcoal talk from nobody ~
Never mind, Sam, I'll hev your
scalp inside of a month p growled
the Captain.
"You will, Ell? Well settle that
right now and here Cum inside and
be examined !"
"Who is the stranger whispered
the captain.
"a person who has shook hands
with Cleveland and lived in the same
town with the Postmaster-G Gineral fur
twenty years. He's gwine to decide
which of us shall hev it,"
The captain came around through
the back door and shook hands and
sat down. His looks were against
him, and when ! handed him an en-
velope with an address on it he gazed
at it for two or three minutes in va
cant way and replied
"My eyes amt what they used to
be, but I'll keep clerk to do the
reading for mo"
"What are your claims for Officer"
"I've allus voted the Democrat tick
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Minister (to young man)-I am
very glad to see you at church so reg
ularly on Sunday evenings, Mr.. Smith,
but l think you sit too near the door
to fully enjoy the services. If you
like / will instruct the sexton to show
Won a seat further-
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Why must logic have legsf Be-
cause it stands to reason.-Medical
Classics.
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Amy speaking Of the responsibili-
ties of matrimony)-Would you be
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Men who make a good canvass
ought to go into the tent business
Elk.
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1t is considered very bad form for
ballet girls to pad unevenly.-Mer-
chant Traveller.
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Advertising Rates.

sasiness Cards. one year. one dollar per line.
Local notices, among local reading matter. ten
'ents per lin4 for each insertion.
business notices. Ave cents per limo sach insertion
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, etc.
at aiVeItians rates.
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DR.. Il. 4. GAUVREAU.

Graduate of Laval University, Quebec, Canada.
Office and residence over Monaghan's drug store.
Hours OF consultation from TO 10 A. NJ, TO 3 r.
II. and to 9P.M. s6i
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WIT AND HUMOR

Jokes about seal skin sacques are
fur fetched.-Ex,
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O. L. PARTRIDGE,
Real Estate Agent.

Office next to Alpena Hospital, Chisholm ST
VIII take charge of estates for residents and
non-rosidents collect rents. pay taxes place in
suTance obtain abstracts Of title, etc. 7o9
Office hours-10 20 ~ A. NJ. and to o p. NJ.
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A man who formerly acted as fire.
man to a locomotive refers to his rec
objections of that time as tender rem
inisences.
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The fellow who beats the weighing
machine is like the Arabs-silently
steals aweigh. h.-Ex.
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The phonograph shows that mans
voice has not the same sound to him.
self that it has to others, thus finally
explaining why some people persist
in singing.-Ex.
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IA. MICH, WEDNES
WIT AND HUM0R
Jokes about seal skin sacques are
fur fetched.-Ex,
Men who make a good canvass
ought to go into the tent business
Elk.
Why must logic have legsf Be-
cause it stands to reason.-Medical
Classics.
1t is considered very bad form for
ballet girls to pad unevenly.-Mer-
chant Traveller.
The fellow who beats the weighing
machine is like the Arahs-silently
steals aweigh. h.-Ex.
A man who formerly acted as fire.
man to locomotive refers to his rec
objections of that time as tender rem
inisepces.-Ex.
He-M'dear, the (hic) moon is full
t'night.
She-The moon has sense enough
to stay outdoors, anyhow.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The phonograph shows that mans
voice has not the same sound to him.
self that it has to others, thus finally
explaining why some people persist
in singing.-Ex.
Inquisitive party-How is it that
at your age you haven't tooth in
your head
l guess it is hereditary. | was
born without teeth.-Ex.
"The trouble with pa" said Mrs.
Bently, "is that he lets little things
trouble him. He was mad this morn
ing because the baby cried and kept
him awake all night. ."-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
SPORT saw a dog in full dress to-
day.
Claybrain--For goodness sake,
when is dog in full dress?
When he has on collar and pants.
-Ex.
How do you get along with your
German, old man
Pretty well. Since l caught this
cold in my head my teacher says my
pronunciation has improved rapidly.
New York World.
Biffins--Hello, Muggins, you've
been away, hear.
Muggins-Yes, | went down east to
bury my mother-in-law.
Biffins (absent-mindedly)-Did you
have successful trip America.
Terence-Dinny, wild we moind the
foine church we have erected since ye
was awee?
Dinny with OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
it do bate the devil.
Well, that was the intenshun.-Ex.
Rev. Charles H. Eaton, lecturing
upon marriage, said: "There are three
elements that combine to make true
marriage-health, love and sympathet-
ic companionship." There is another
little element that goes u great way
a good bank account.-New York
Commercial.
Lawyer-So that is the entire list
OF your deDts
Insolvent Manager-Ob, no; there
are many other other little items.
Don't you want me to add them in
detail
No; just say, for further particu-
lars see small bills.-Ex.
The wife of George Katz wanted
their first child named after her faith 4.
er, Thomas Bodway; but her hus-
band, who Immediately got onto" the
combination, said blamed if he was
going to have any Thomas Katz howl
ing about his house, so the child was
called Lionel but the bowling took
place just the same.--Norristown
Herald.
"The other day rowed down the
river" said an old Texas granger,
"and saw some cowboys stalking off a
claim in the richest bottom land on
my place. They were armed with
Winchester rifles, and were desperate
fy impudent."
"Did you pull up the stakes p ask
ed his neighbor.
Not muchl" was the reply. 81
pilled up the stream. Life.
She Cooking over the autumn land
scape)-Isn't it perfectly beautiful,
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He-M'dear, the (hic) moon is full
t'night.
She-The moon has sense enough
to stay outdoors, anyhow.-Philadel-
phia Record.
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Beware Of limitations.

INSIST upon Dobbins' Electric. Don't take
iagnetie, Electro-Maglc, Philadelphia Electric, OF
ny other fraud, simply because IL Is cheap. They
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She docking over the autumn land
scape) e)-Isn't it perfectly beautiful,
George2
He---It is simply delicious! l
could gaze ON it for hours. Do you
know every time / look at those glori-
ously tinted autumn leaves they re-
mind me of you?
In what way?
They look as if they appealed to
be pressed.-Boston Courier.
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Inquisitive party-How is it that
at your age you haven't tooth in
your head
guess it is hereditary. was
born without teeth.-Ex.
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"The trouble with pa" said Mrs.
Bently, "is that he lets little things
trouble him. He was mad this morn
ing because the baby cried and kept
him awake all night. ."-Harper's Ba-
zar
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Sport-I saw a dog in full dress to-
day.
Claybrain--For goodness sake,
when is a dog in full dress'
When he has on a collar and pants.
-Ex.