New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Protection and free trade may be thus pthily de-
fined Protection, proftsharing; free trade poverty
sharing
No Nced.-First Anarchist Here Is another blow at
our liberty, and an attempt to dsfranchsc u.s.
second dito-Why, what is new nowF
First ditto-They have decided that a man can vote
only in the precinct where his washing Is done These
capitalists don't intend for US to vote at a-(Detroit
FREQ Press.
A correspondent wants to know what would be a
good name for a catboat. Call her Kitty sonny.
Over in DISCRETIONARY thing arc free
from here, and that is shelters ..,
Contrycskeefe a' to be sure First I've seem
You must have brought them with you.-(The Idea.
A Western paper pitches into our Mayor for calling
himself the great American Kaiser" OF course H.
has been m!snformcd what the Mayor really said was
that he was " the great American Kisser'
There never was woman yet who ever bought a
box of berries from hawker without calling from tho
window, Are they good y and there never was q
hawker yet who answered "No"-(Somerville Journal
Tho other day one-eyed snake was elected from
the stomach Of man in Boonvle, Ind. II was I'M
mediaely put jar of alcohol in order that it might
be preserved a curiosity but It dissolved and
entirely disappeared There may be some incredulous
persons who will doubt this new variety. of snake
story But II must be true because the jar OF alcohol
can be seen by any who takes tho trouble to go to
Boonvillc.
Amenities of life In w.Jcrsey.-Brown-well, as
-Do~swatNhold on let me belt that other one
on your ear-swat-and bring Mrs Brown ana the chill
dren.
Astonished Partisan mot yet acquainted with the
National bird)-Sacrcd name of little tin canister !
Is this, then, the boxing match so famous-or when
fights tho duel l-(Puck
The St Louis banks very conservative. Some
time ago an old man lived in that city who for
many years had been in the habit Of going to the
sub.treasury at certain periods to get the coupons
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always accompanied by white and black dog Ono
day he presented himself for that purpose and the
cashier refused to give him tho money. Tho old
man demanded to know why.
al don't know you," said tho cashier
rDut have been here before, and was never
denied" the man answered.
Tho cashier looked at him a moment and then
said TWhere is your black and white dog that
always comes with you, If you are the same man. ~
The old mans eyes filled with tears as he told tho
cashier that the dog was dead.
"Weu,' replied tho cashier I am sorry to hear
that, but you'll havo to bring somebody here to
identify you now. i don't know you without the
dog.n
Aim hard up, and want money badly.
Ed-Why not write to some OF your friends!
Al-That's the trouble. I have too many friends
l wish knew a stranger. -(Iime.
General wolseley says that the bicycle is a military
instrument of great promise. And In line with many
other military weapons, It disables rather than Kills.
HARRISON AND MORTON, 1888.
Tune" Marching Through Georgia.
Come my Acknowledgment, let's hasten 10 the poll,
For Harrison and Morton too VIII our names enroll
Protection motto, Wen defend It heart and soul,
AS 90 marching to victory.
Chorus.
Hurrah for Harrison and Morton too,
Hurrah lurrah Wen make old Cleveland rue
The day he sent his message OF free trade the country
As we 60 marching to victory.
George tho Third in seventysx determined no would
The dcaihblow to our liberties and all our common
veal,
But patriot hearts nerved patriot and made the
red-cOats reel,
AS they went marching to victory.
Chorus.
And now the Golden Club resolves the contest TO re-
new,
Commercially they now propose country TO subdue
Well meet them tho fathers did, gallant and so
true,
As We 80 marching to victory.
And when, tho contest over, and cleansed the white
House stalls,
Our Harrison shall take his place amid its stored
halls,
America Will stlll protect her poor with tariff walls,
And stIll so marching to victory.
Chorus.
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