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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06
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H.B Cochran, Nos 1877 and l39 North Queen
street, Lancaster, Pa, is selling sHlLOH'S
COUGH CURE as a guarantee 10 cure all
hroat ana lu nR troubles. ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

This remedy is becoming so we'll known
and so popular as to need no special mention.
Ali who have used Electric Bitter. sing the
same song OF praise-A purer medicine does
not exist, ana IT is guaranteed to do all that Is
- claimed. Electric Bitt-rs VIII cure all diseases
OF the liver and Kidneys will remove PIN
pies Boils, Salt Rhsum ana other affections
caused by impure blood.-will drive Malaria
from the system and prevent rs well as cure
all Malarial Fevers.-For cure OF Headache,
Constipation ana Indigestion try Electric
Bitters Entire satisfaction guaranteed OF
money refunded. Price zoe. and sl.OO per bot
tie al IL. b. Cochrans Drug store. l5l
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06
Tho Termination of Lancaster

Is about thirty thousand, ana we would
say at least one-half are troubled with some
affection of the Throat and Lungs, rs those
complaints are, according to statistics, more
not to neglect the opportunity to call on their
druggist ana get a bottle OF kemp's Balsaln
TRIAL size FREQ. sold by oil druggists. u)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06
IRA VELRRS GUIDE.
READING & COLUMBIA. .RR
Arrangement OF Passenger Trains on, ana
after, SUNDAY, MAY IL, 1888.

SUNDAY.
Leave
Quarryvilieat 7l0 O. m.
King Street, Lanc. at sos q. M. ana Ss p m.
Arrive at
READING, ioIo .. m, ana SIS p. M
Reading. at 79o q. m, ana Z p. m.
Arrive at
King street, Lane. at ANA M. and $50 p. m
ouarryvillo, at $50 p. m.
~Trains connect at Heading with trains u
ana from Philadelphia, Pottsville, Harris bury
Route.
AT Columbia, with trains TO ana from TORT,
Hanover, Gettysburg. Frederick and Baltf
At Marietta junction with trains to and
non.
At Lancaster junction, with trains TO ana
Tom Lancaster, Quarry vile, ana Chicktes.
A. N. WILSON Superintendent.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

Rupture cure guaranteed by Dr.J B. Mayer
sn Arch street, Philadelphia. Ease ut once
no operation or delay from business, attested
by thousands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular. marl0.lydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

THE REV. GEO. IL. TuAYER, of Bourbon
Ind, says: "Both myself and wife owe our
lives to SHlLOH'5 CONSU MpTlON CURES.
For sale by H. B. Cochran, Druggist, No 1877
North Queen street. to)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06
A REISrS.
APENNY SAVED
APEyEY EARNED, ATREIsT's.

The nimble sixpence is always preferable TO
the slow shilling. We ara always willing 10
push business sharply at small prOf1ts rather
than sit down and wait ior business to come TO
us at high figures.
AUFIFTY GROSS MAsOS'S FRUIT JARs.
-Pints. lac dozen Quarts. s4c dozen Half
Gallons. 81 ts dozen. Now Is the time 10 buy
your Fruit Jars. They we're never sold at
stock. ana they must go.
~DECLINE IN NCOFFEEs.-We have this
day marked our 2sc Coffee down TO 25c. You
it. but We are satisfied with small protils, We
have It strong ana mild Always specify what
kind you want.
sS-TEAs. TEAS. TEAS Think OF good
Black or Green Tea being sold at lbc a pound.
Then wonder how We can do II. open your
eyes and do not Iallow yourself 70 be imposed
upon by houses offering checks or gifts with
prices and We Will double the value of the gift
every day in the week ana make more money
than We are making without the gifts or our
low piices. The world moves-move with 4.
The Finest Picnic Hams in the world. lilo
pound. pried Beef that has NO equal for the
money, l2kc pound.
ss-RsIsrs LOYAL FLOUR.-Tons upon
tons sold and no complaints, only b0c quar-
TER.
Es-A FEW spanish and
Crescent Olives, Finest Mushrooms. Srench
Pickle, Spanish Pickle. Hyden salad. I'm:
STRAW berries aud finest CaIitorL Ia Cherries,
Old Virginia ana Imported Jams, Capres.
Fruit Relish. homeless Anchovies. Anchovy
Paste. Latour's, Alexis, Godillot and Mottetts 8
Table Oils. Berkshire, palsy, m ush broom ana
Violet ketchups, Daisy. Durkees and Prince
| OF Wales salad Dresr ing. haifords and Lea 4
| Meas, faimon and Lobster. Chow-Chow,
| Mixed Pickles, Onions. eau flower and Is her.
| kius in fact, a thousand ana one seasOnaDle
| other articles. Come ana see.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

Why WILL YOU COUGH when shiloh's
Cure will give Immediate relief. Price 10 cts,
60 cts and o. For sale by IL. b Cochran, Drug.
gist, No. l87 North Queen street (6)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06
II Consump,ion Incurapis,

Read the foil owing: Mr.. G. Ii. Morris, Newark.
Ark says: "Was down with Abscess OF Lungs,
and friends and ply sicians pronounced me an
incurable Consumptive. Began taking DR..
now on my third bottle, and able to oversee the
work on my farm. II is the finest medicine
ever made."
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur. Ohio. says: "Had
It not been for DIR. Kings New discovery tor
Consumption, 1 would have died OF Lung Trou-
bles. Was given up by doctors. Am now in
best OF health" Try it. sample bottles free at
North Queen street, Lancaster, Pa: f6l
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

CAFE, SURE AND SPEEDY CURE.
y Rupture, Varicocele and Special Diseases
of either sex. Why be humbuggHd by 9uacks
when You can nnd IN DR.. wright She only RB9-
ULAR PHYsIoIAN n in Philadelphia Who makes .
specially OF the above diseases. and CURES
THAMf CURES GUARANTEED. Advice Free DAY
and evening. Strangers can bs treated and re-
turn home same day. Offices private.
DIR. W. ii. WRIGHT,
p. o. BOX 673 Philadelphia.
feb2slydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-06

A clear, bright open face somehow looks
honest A horse thief or burglar seldom car.
ries such o face. BurdOck Blood Biuers give
the skin peculiarly hne texture aud clear
ness. They strengthen and enrich the circu.
lstton and so eradicate al eruption or blem-
tsh For sale by ii. h. Cochran, druggist, l37
and lSa North Queen street, Lancaster.
Hay fever sufferers ought to know of Its
efficacy. Ely's Cream Balm was re recommended
to me as a preventive to Hay Fever. Have
been using It since the 9th OF August ana have
found It a specific for hat much dreaded ois-
ease. For ten years have been great suf
ferer from August 9th TIL frost. and have tried
many alleged RENT dies, but Elys Cream Balm
is the only preventive l have ever found. IF.
jy26 2wdeOo&w
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HosT NouRIsHINa AND ECONOMICAL OF Foors.
100 Meals tor an lnfAnt tor u. .
Easily prepared. At Druggtststs-2oc.. ooc., VI.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06

of baby hair and ears and l bad Just
iiaised when Mr.. Bowser rolled oil
the Ion gc. ran down stairs for the
snOw-shovel. and = minute later he
appeared N the back yard and made II
rush for the goat. William duckcd
ami lodged and twisted, and had great
tan for twenty minutes. Then it sud
denly struck him that he had an en-
qa@cment elsewhere. and he went over
the fence Ike eat and clattered ont
of sight on the sidewalk. By and by
Mr.. Bowscr came in.
as he gone?' | asked.
Yes; lie is gone. And | want 10
say TO rou right here and now that it
is tho last piece OF nonsense of yours ]
shall ever put up with
"Why? didn't get him hcrc!'
''Oh. no. Dreadful innocent! You
are never To blame about ANYTHING!
am always the culprit! just heed what
| am saving. however. This is the last
positively the last! Don't drive me
anf further. Mrs. Bowser. or will not
be answerablc for consequences. -
Detroit Free ircSs.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
PAST FINDING OUT.
The WsvS ot a. Woman Armed with
au t'mbreiia or rarnsol

au Umbrella or rarrsol.
Among the things enumerated by
solomon ~ past tinling out should
have b."n iGc.uicd the way If tho wo-
man with IN umbrella; aud he who
Obscrvan,ly walks the streets i, these
daYs when every menbcr Of Il softer
sex carries sui,hade, will feel that
the author ut E:cles .asteS m ssed
golden opportunity in not being able
to add this item to the list Of things too
wonderful for him.
The woman with All umbrella. in
the first place. says writer in tho
Boston COur,er, assumes that tho side
walk is laid down for her sol. and
especial use. With certain oriental
potentates the umbrella is sign OF
authority in virtue OF which all he.
holders are expected to understand
that 1t is their duty to make .ay an!
e We the road to the exclusive Use ot
the high and mighty lord of the UNI
berclla. In virtue of some subtle in
stinct the moment woman takes in
her hand sunshads and walks abroad.
all the oriental significance of that IN
sigma seems To impress itself upon her
soul, and she goes forth to take posses
sion Of tho streets that have beccm,
hers by right. Unfortunately she lacks
the guards which are provided to cn
force respect to tho unfurlcd umbrella
Of the potentatcs size initiates. and she
is. therefore, obliged to do her own
fighting Bu. with what glorious
and effective zeal she does il! How
men who venture rashly to come in
her woy are swept aside. thor hats
knocked in the dust their eyes proc
iJed. their faces scratched by the points
with win ch the circumference Of the
parasol bristles. How women who
ipresume to display like signs of rank
are hustled. banged and frowned upon.
aud with what rancor rival sunshadcs
clash together. The amount of vim II
woman can put into the trust she gives
20 the sunshade Of another woman
goes far 10 redeem the charge Of weak
ness and physical infcroritr.
The result of the triumphal progrcs.
of women with un-umb breDla is dis
asterous. Her path is sirewn with
wrecks. Basphoming men pursue
their hats along the pavements; women
whose headgear has been disarrango'l
or whose r.val umbrellas have been slit
or hustled, boil with RAGE as they look
for victims upon whom they may in
turn wreck similar indignitics. Every
where Indignation. wrath. devastation
and general generalization testify to
The completeness Of the work and the
might OF the woman with an umbrella
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
Death Preyentable.

Why should men, women and children die
of disease at alf There is no prov sion for
death in early life except b; accident, ignor-
ancc Of the laws Of health, aud mcgee. OF
duty towards our neighbor OH the part Of
somebody. Why do some die, and
some recoverl Why should disease be fatal
at ALI Fatality is connected to some extent
with the surroundings In which the patient
has lived before lie becam, affected, aud ia
living at the time at which the disease com
mences In q given district. IL there has been
q large number OF fatal cases of iuflamm stion
OF the lungs, you may be certain that the ar
OF that district is not so pure as il ought to
be, aud the habits of the inhabitants are not
SO prudent as they might be. No man dies Of
Inflammation of the lungs in middle life, or
indeed OF any acute disease, be 1t wha. 1t
NAV, II he has lived heaithIiv both as to ha.
bits and character Of surroundings. II dis
trct has death rate of twenty -four In the
one thousand, it Is double wndt it ought TO
be. The half OF the deaths which take place
might have been prevented IL the people
would OBEY the laws Of health, keep their
houses and their persons clean, dispose OF
their excrets in proper way, and be tenn
peratc In their habits Of living, and at the
same time do their dutr to their nelghbcr by
avoiding the sOphlstIcation OF articles OF
Diet or the mischief Of Rjulteration. DR..
Alfred Carpenter.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
Drop a Nickel in the Slot.

Conirivanccs for seducing nickcls
from the curions are constantly multi
plying. You have only to drop a
nickel in the slot 10 see wonderful
thing.
Engines work. steamboats, sci paddle
wheels going. bandt of music play.
horses run around miniature race
tracks, and balloons 20 ur. il the slot
receives In, inspir NJ nickel
Some people imagine This 10 be q
new thing. but it has been going on
in II multiplicity Of ways since the
world began. The slot is always gap
ing for the expected nickel.
A man wants oiii e. but i. will be
in,possib!. for him TO get Il until he
drops a nickel in the slot, for the
machinery will refuse to work.
Another has a bill that ho desires to
push through congress or the legisla-
tarr. Has he dropped II nickel in the
slot? Ii hc has not he might as well
pack il valise ami 60 home.
Another has u railroad or mining
scheme. and if he has any shrewdness
at all hs will lind the slot and insert
The necessary nickel where it will do
The Caost good.
Big swiudliny games are carried out
successfully by knowing ones. while
honest men with Gcnu ne enterprises
wonder why they don't succeed. They
simply failed to drop nickel in the
SLOT that all
DO you sometimes wonder why somc
gamblers are suffered TO carry on ;heir
fraudulent practices for wears tight
under the nose Of the police? They
drop a nickel in the slot when ordered
to-
BunkO men worked certain districts
OF New York with impuniiy at one
time and no one interfered. They
knew where the slots werc and :iiey
always had nickels convenient.
Burglars are in less danger Of be NJ
caught il they patronze thc slot ilrr
ally.
Do you imag; me that Mr.. dc Busku
the popular actor. or Mrs. Lownccx
the society queen, get puaed into noio.
riety on their merits or beauty alone:
Dear. unsophisticated reader, there j.,
q machine in tho background labeled.
Put nickel in the slot and soc whaI
can do for you," and they comply
readily and often.
A poor but worthy young man fell
In love with o beautiful girl aud She
loved him, but her parents opposed the
match on account OF his poverty. S,
they sent the poor young man away
and gave their daughter into the arm
of q rich old roue. He put a nickcl
ln the slot t-Ieras SytinJs.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
Adding by Nacllinary.

Col. S. T.. Austin, formerly Of on,
town has Lcen busil: engaged for sew
eral years iii projecting his very ingen
ious inveniiOn-thc adding machine.
He is at present in New Haven. Conn.
where hc has been watching the manu-.
facturc of the mach ne, and has at last
got it in perfect shape, and is selling il
rapidly To the trade We have seen
one of the instruments and find that it
works with great ease. rapidity and ac.
curacy. Ii touching the Ike, S you may
rapidly add up long co.unn of iig.
ures without mental strain. a dial
registers the sum OF the figures. after
Won have touched the Keys correctly.
Each figure from one 10 nine having
its own key. A little practice makes
one person perfect, so that he can add
with his iingcrS. 10y the use OF the ma.
chine, mHch mere rapidly and with
more accuracy than by the laborious
mental process. 1t will save many q
boOkkccner hours of severe mental
labor. fort Eeiey (Ga.) M,rr0r.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
SHOES FOR THE DEAD.
4 Novel Ind dustry in Which Chicago
supplies the Whole World.

4 Novel Industry In Which Chicago
supplies tho Whole World.
That there Is nothing small about Chicago
has been SO frequently demonstrated as to
need no reiteration, tru,hfuly remarks the
Chicago Herdd. But that Chicago supplies
an article In the production Of which II has
no rival In the world may be news to many
readers. 1t Is an article for which there
will be q ccaseless demand 80 long as people
die and are buried In the prevailing style. IL
cremation should become general, or II the
Stanford idea OF squeezing the remains
OF beloved relatives into symbolic figures
should prevail, the article spoken Of would,
Of course, become uselcsa To the present
funeral, II II Is carried out In the height OF
fashion, belongs a burial shoe. 1t is as ne
ccssary as any part of the garments worn on
the last Journey by young or old Of either
sex.
The fact that the rigor mortis made the
feet Of dead persons SO unwIeldy as to
necessitate q foOt-gear several sizes to large
for long time painfully impressed q Joliet
dressnaker, Miss Looms. She went to
work and constructed shoe which not only
die away with clumsy leather incaseU.ents,
Lur.in true feminine style. she brough! ner in
geDuty TO such point that tho c0rpse of a
person may be buried In number 81 while the
wcarer In life required number a. OF course
the Invention was promptly pat,nted and Ia
the course OF time a company was incOrpOr
ated which supplies two thkds OF all the
manufacturers of the jobber, 10 funeral sup.
plcs throughout the Unised States, and
sends the product Of Jolie. drcssmxker's in
ventive genius even across the ocean.
The invention Is, like many others, so SIM
pie that the wonder Ia why burial shoes have
no. been made before there we're patent Of
ficcs. The shOe consists OF knitted wool or
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
COncernin q Oysters.

The oyster sign is being tackled up
by grocer. and dealers innumerabie
and very soon cans of the popular
bivalve will bo as fam liar in the mar
kcis as the more staple articles OF
food.
Wit the increased population and
the improvement in traus!ts facilities
which enable oyster shippers 10 reach
almost every nook and Granny in this
extensive CO un,ry. it is surprisi ng how
well the oyster supply has kept pace
with the growing demand.
Predictions of some years ago tha.
oysters would be eXterminatcd by th
hcavf inroads made upon them by
avaric Gus dredgers and rakers have
not been fulfilled. There are yet 0ys-
icrs enough for every body who wants
them. AMI the supply shows no sign
of exhaustion. This is because the bi-
valve has been cultivated with SO much
success at favorable points ali along
the Atlantic coast that oyster farming
Is now i common occupation. AT
Oyster Bay. Long Island. the author
ties haze :ecogniZe,! the legitimacy
and valus OF the industry by taxing
the submerged farms. There has been
some objection to The lovv. but rs the
oystcr-.rowers can make more money
by the cultivation OF one acre OF ocean
bed than his neichbOr can on four
acres OF sua-llt sol. the tax collector
will probibly be able TO gather in the
enforced cOntriDutation to the public
purse and eventually oyster farms Will
everywhere along the cost be recOg-
nized rs taxable property.
With y crop assured. tho Eastern
, oyster consumer is safe in the enjoy
ment of his favorite sea fool. But for
the Western oyster lover the question
of proper packing stands in the way Of
Il full enjoyment Of the tlaver OF the
| bivaive. When the trade was in its
infancy care was eXerc sed in the pack
ing, and the oyster when 1t reached
| Western consumers was much moro
! the real O ster than it now is. As the
trade grew in extent packers became
| not only less careful. but some OF
| them began washing the oysters rs q
trek to make it more bulky by filling
! it ii with fresh water. Then cOmpeti-
ton led sIircwd dealers 10 ship oysters
westward i'll barrels and can them
near the consumer. and tho washing
and boating is now carried on almost
! under our very eyes.
OF course tlli, washing and soaking
with water is injurious to tho flavor OF
! the oyster; it cannot Inc otherwise. For
| this reason oysters in bulk are not
nearly 90 popular rs thoy once were.
| IL was found that oysters washed in the
east and canned there were better than
| the home-soakcd bivalve, and the can.
ned trade began to increase. The re-
/ turn TO agents by grOcerS Of unsold
! bulk oysters also east suspicion on the
trade that will be- idilic1lt 10 remove.
The mixing of the returned stale Oys'
ters with fresh rcce p' from cOst-ship.
pcrs is only too easily OF accomplish
/ mcnt
With the oyster farmer making the
delicious sea-fruit plentiful. it rests
with the packer 10 continue the oyster
in popularity in western markets. He
can do it by omilting the trick of the
fresh water bath. - .u,i,cantee Wts-
| cO1ssia.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
Won BulOW'S Joke.

Herr Anton Scho.t. Of tho Wagner
ian opera. Munich. has the reputation
Of making tho lives Of conductors and
singers miserable whenever he appears
as q star"
1t is reported that Hans Won Bulow
got a shot at him at one Of the con.
;erts he gave recently for charitable
purposes Schott is exceedingly vain
of his military title as hauptmann. and
Brlow says he sings like one. At any
rate. BulOw, who was rehearsing him
at the piano, did not play to suit the
singer. whereupon the great pianist
turned around and said very quietly:
Il beg you. lieber Schott, just tell me
whether shall play for you a. . sing.
er or as captain. ! am willing to
adapt myself in either case"--
Munich Letter.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
BiSmarck'S Weighing Machine.

Close by tie side of Prince Bismarc'i's
bath is a weighing chair. covered with red
velvet OF the most molern construction, aud
the great German IN mister never fails to try
bis weight" at least once day. or TO record
the result Of his trial IN the small diar, be
keeps attached by string to the arm OF th e
weighing chair for the purpose. There was
time when the prince scaled the somewhat
Gsrgantuan weight of 2J7 pounds; but 'mlch
h happened since tLer," as his late friend
Lord Deaconsne!d once remarked. Anh.
among other things, the prince has taken not
10 "Bxutny," but 10 n more recent system Of
dealing with oce's ''too-iOo sid fesn."
Thanks to detcrm ned perseverance in the
system, the German chancellor was last Fri
day able to announce at the breakfast table,
10 tone OF triumph, that b. that mnrnin =
only weighed l9J pounds. Europe. which has
such a deep interest in Prince Bismarck's
continued life and good health, would do
well, II possible, to secure for information a
daily return of the weights recorded in the
chanccllor's little dtary.-Loadot Figaro.
Richland beacon. [volume] (Rayville, La.) 1869-1890, 1888-10-06
A Drunken Philosopher.

A somewhat noted writer for the
press. who died some years ago was
on one occasion found on the street
intoxicated, and taken to the watch
house. where he was kept over night.
On being brought before the police
magistrate. next morning. he had be-
come partially sober. whon tho follow
ing dialogue took place.
Magistrate" "Well. prisoner. what
do you do for livingp"
Prisoncr-'I am public writer"
Magistrate-"A "And. pray, what do
you find to write about"
Prisoner-"A little to commend.
much to censure. and very much TO
laugh at"
Magistrate" "Umph! and what do
you commeni?'
Prisoncr-"a handsome woman that
will stay at home; an eloquent preach.
er that will preach n short sermon.
and fool vino has sense enough Ia
hold his tongue"
Magistra,e-"What DO you csu-
sure?"
Prisoncr-'.A man who marries a
girl for her fine dancing; a working
man who believs in the sympathies OF
professional gentlemen; youth who
studies law or medicine while he has
use OF his hands; and people vino
elect q drunkard or blockhead to am
Office
Observation-Disclosures do you laugh
at?"
Prisoner-''I laugh a: u man who
expects his prisoner to command that
respect which his personal qualities
and qualifications do not merit"
Magistrate-'Oh. L perceive that
you are an utterer of pithy sentences;
now am about to utter one that wilt
surprise you"
Prsoncr--'A pithy sentence from
your honor would indeed be matter
of astonishment.
Magistrate-"My sentence is. tina /
you discontinue writing for the term
of thirty days, while you rest and re-
cruit yourself in the house Of correc.
ton"
So no submitted to the require ments
of the vagrant ACT, and retired from
the halls of justice, in company with
the officer. without another syllable.