The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-02


Il WANT pensiong'
what for?'
Lost my wife,
How"
well, I read her the Century war articles,
and she got divorce.-Puck.
HUSBAND (who has married for money)-My
dear wish you would give ne a Ii tie money
this morning. really haven change enough.
in my pocket to g4i downtown and back.
Nife-Why certainly. my love; but do you
think 10 cents will be enough.-E0Och
ELDERLY BRIDE ito her husband)-Darling
when ! begin to grow old and plain will you
worship me as pasSiOnately as you do now?
Young HuSban1--An, dear, can you doubt
me! DO you imagine for a moment that my
love for you is so short-lived. -Hdrper's Bazar.
"DoN'T FRET, John said Mrs. Virgins
You've lost nearly ev 5rything you had in the
world, know, bat remember you've still got
me-"
Yes said John, with another heartfelt
groan. That's Just what | was thinking. -
Journal or Educu Ii 2.
Mas PoMPASo-C Monday morning.. Henry,
what is fishery trouble?
Pompano- (abstractedy(-They won't bite |
sat three hours yesterday on a COMPOUNDED log
Mrs. Pompauo-Henry is it possible you were
fishing yesterday,
Pompano-twaking up) En- What! Ne?
Confounu IL what he use of explaining politics
to woman,-Ihe IDEA.
CfRcUMsTANTIAL EvIpENcE-Robinson TO
Dumley) your friend Brown rather hard
drinkery
Dumley-wy. never go into Blanks around
the corner, that don't md him there.
Robinson--Eyery time?
Dumley-Yes, every time.
kobinson--Weil. by thunder, Dumley he must
be a hard drinker. -NetO York Sun.
Mrs ETHEREAL Brown Qanguidly(-I begin
the rest-elre treatment next week, you know
my dear.s 80
Sir. Ethereal BROWNIES, I remember YOU
irincr HING ah0Jt it
Mrs Ethereal Brown-And none too soon as
DR.. AristarchuS says. Why the mere eXertiOn
| to-day of being tittei for the ten ea-gowns /
s',all need has completely exhausted M
| Epoch.
PHuADELPHrAN---Is it true that you have bet
yourself against $4,000 that Harrison will be
| elected?
Indiana Girl have. If l lose, the gentleman
can claim my hand. II win, he must pay me
You are working hard for Harrison, no
doubt"
J delphia Record.
W1FE-John. don't see why the authorities
permit people to play that borrid game, base
! Oall.
why
| "Why? Because it causes so much violence
| and death. In this newspaper account of a
| single game see that ,ne man was knocked
| out OF the box, and three otner unfortunate
fellows died at first bes.. It's really shocking -
Lincoln JourndL
| PLEASURES OF ANrICIPATIoN.-"Wh a very
| very curious face that goat has, remarked a
| Harlem belle. His expression is quite anus
| ing.
why, my dear replied her friend, that
| billy is laughing.
| What for?N
For JOY. | suppose He must have seen in
| the paper he is eating that the ladies are going
| to throw away their bustles. '-4Net0 York sam.
| New TENANT lin towering rage)-See here,
| SIT. before renting thst house for d year asked
| you If any of the neighbors were musicians and
| you said they were not. Sir, that's tue nosiest
| neghb orhood ever got into. Every house on
| the street has a piano or cabinet organ, to
| say nothing of fddles flutes, comets and
| banjos.
! Real estate agent (calmly)-My dear sir, none
| of your neigbDors are musicians. They only
4 think they are - Philadelphia Record.