The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-11-01
know of some men who would be valu-
nh ln nlinnnIs To a sow mill

know OF some men who would be Valu-
able adjuncts to saw mill.
Father, the paper says you 'ofiiciated
at the wedding, clad in the traditional
garb of the clergy What does tradi-
tIonal mean 2 Traditional. INV SON.
replied the poor minister, as he looked
at his cheap suit of black with a sigh,
refers to things that have been handed
down"
BE YOUR OWN DOCTOR.
1t won't cost you one-half as much.
Do not delay. Send three 2-cent stamps
for postage, and we will send you DR..
Kaufmann's great work, fine colored
plates from life, on disease, its causes,
and home cure, Address A. p. Ordway
e. Co., Boston, Mass. Ats
"Those stockings are all wool pr she
said, rs she requested the clerk in an av-
enue store TO wrap her up half dozen
pairs. "Oh, yes, Miss, he answered,
in slangy thoughtlessness, they're al
wool and a yard wide ''Sir ~ she ex-
claimed, Indignantly, and before he fully
realized what he had said she whisked
out Of the store.
Mrs. Neneoring (complacently lolling
in carriage)-"There, John, | told YOU
our turnout would attract great deal of
attention. Everybody seems to be look
ing at it.n Mr.. Veneering (suddenly
discovery three urchins seated on the
back spring)-"IIey, there, driver !!
Whip behind
Magistrate (to woman)-"YOu admit
that you hit your husband with a stove
lid, and yet you claim there are eXtenu-
ating circumstances governing the
case
Woman-'Yes, sab, dey was exten.
uatin' circumstance. De stove lid warn t
hot.
Answer This Question.
Why do so many people we see around
us seem to prefer to suffer and be made
miserable by indigestion, constipation
dizziness, loss of appetite, coming up of
the food, yellow skin, when for 10 cents
we will sell them Shiloh's System Vital
izer, guaranteed to cure them Sold by
j. 7. Shurtleff, Bennington, VT.
Miss Maud he said, Il have come
in TINS evening to ask you a question,
and l have brought ring with me.
Now, before you try it on, want to tell
you that II you feel inclined to be a sis
ter to me will have to take it back, as
my father objects to my sisters wearing
such large diamonds And Maud said
she would keep the ring.
Wife :-"What is meant. John. by the
phrase, carrying Goals to Newcastle ?"
Husband Its metaphor, my dear.
showing the doing of something that is
unnecessary" II don't exactly under
stand, Give me an iIlustration-a famil-
lar one. "Well, if were to bring YOU
home book entitled How to Talk.
that would be carry ing Goals to Newcas-
tie"
| have not used all of one bottle vet.
! suffered from ca.arrh for twelve years,
experiencing the nauseating dropping in
the throat peculiar to that disease, and
nose bleed almost daily. Itried various
remedies without benefit until last
April, when saw Ely's Cream Balm ad-
VertiSed in the Boston Buiget, ! pro-
: cured a bottle and since the first days
use have had no more bleeding-ihe
soreness is entirely gone.-D. e.. David
= son; with the Boston Budget, formerly
with Boston Journal.
The Chinese are peculiarly perveless
people. An observer in China notices
that the Chinnman is able to sleep any
where. upon brick for pillow or up
on bed of stalks. alt would be easy
to raise in China an army OF million
men-nay, of ten milions-tested by a
competitive examination to 60 to sleep
across three wheclbarrows. head down
ward like spider, their mouths wide
open, and fly inside