New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-24

grees, and in three weeks tho chicks como ont. A.,
the temperature Of the spring does not vary the eers
require attention This beats the pateEs incu.
bators all hollow.
BESSIE; Papa; what what Is = shock Of bayr
struck BY lightning, my pet'-tBurlinstoN FREQ
In Altoona, Penn, they can build . locomotive In
eighteen hours and five minutes.
Uses Of Wooden JaiIs-omaha Man tdown soutb,-.
You don't call that wooden barn jail do you1
Natiye-That's jail, ! reckon leastwlse, that's
Such structure as that, TO hold desperate Grim
nsls Why don't you build your ials Of stone and
Them kind wouldn't do about here, mister Our
lawsbidin' citizens want jan they can break into
when niger needs plantin''-tomahs World
In an article on colleges and jourp alism in tn.
Harvard Monthly Thurlow Weed Barnes says thai
I" there yet fingers in the Cambridge atmosphere GER
tain animosity to edtorshp.'
dar 4 Domestic f''ry r'i'-"'i'-r0a'' all right
Husband-Done TO a turn pet.
Wife-How fhesitates)-bow Is the cofcef
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Wife (trcmbling- so good as your mother used
Husband tcaImIy)-My mother never knew how
to make coffee at all, precious.
(Tableau. )-(Time
You didn't hear of dark horses IN the Democratic
party" says Democratic papeAsk.so, they run To-
donkeys.
Full Regulation welght-wIfe tproudly)-sI nds
liz Husband (critlcallyl-@ Wcl my dear, think Il
will run fully sixteen ounces to the pound'tHaprs
Bazaar.
Julian Ralph, who has been recently visiting g.
Louis, says: AT time since the has vice boea
so rampant, so open SO desperate in Gotham az 10
is in the wicked quarters Of that otherwise fair town
Tho more Ncw-Yorker travels the more virtu0us he
observes his city to be. Excepting Brooklyn Il
allo 80 all
cities Of the Republic"
UP WITH THE STARS AND STRIPES.
AIR: "vive L'Amour.'
The red bandanna is flung to the breeze,
Up with the Stars and stripes
Up with the Stars and Strlpesl
The free trade wind is ready TO blow,
And the flowing bowl is beginning TO flow
Up with the Stars and Stripes!
For homo and fortune and fatherland,
Up with the Stars and Stripesl
We want no airs from the free, trade band.
Up with the Stars and Stripes!
We'll have banner of English stuff,
No red bandaDna and Thurman snuff
For us Old Gloryn is good enough,
Up with the Stars and stripesi
For American homes and American trade.
Up with the Stars and Stripesi
Wen draw our sharpest political blade,
Up with the Stars and Stripesl
Free soil, free schools free ballots, free men
We've been in this battle again and again,
And Wen fight 1t out to the end, amen
Up with the Stars and Stripes
-CSpringfeld Union.
1t is an interesting psychological fact that when
man slips down by stepping on a banana peel, he
always looks though he would like to step on thu
peal Of laughter that follows.
A brand invention for gathering in nckels Is on
exhibition In Boston. You drop cent piece INTO
the slot and the machine bets $500 that you will live
twenty four hours longer and smaller sum that you
will not be injured by accident during that time. In
other words the machine presents you with accdens
policy of $500 good for twenty four hours 1t ought
to provo boon for baseball umpires.-(sprngfed
Union
While the Cleveland Democrats whoopng up the
Presidents boom, the anti-Cleveand Democrats ara
hopping up their I" bar'ls'
Asked of Fogg, who had attended service at
Episcopal church, How did you like the SERVICE
Mr.. Foggl' -,
"The servlce1-ohl yes, the exercise. rather
enjoyed It, but It Is rather severe. was so ex-
hasted by the violent exercise that when they came
around for money hadn't the strength TO get down
to the bottom Of my DISQUALIFICATION Transcript