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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
Kill the Borers Not Scare Them
Away.

Kill the Borers Not Scare Them
Away.
washing the trunks OF fruit trees with
offensive subst,ESes 10 keep borers ou,,
seem, like going long way round 10 get
there. The bOrer IL Que OF the easiest
orchard insects 70 contend with that We
have. lie lives Ia the trees three seasons
and makes his presence known by the
chips thrown out from his barrow - soon
a. be begins 10 do any harm, indeed before
real harm IL done. The nrst summer the
insect Is very small, and works only In the
bark and can be taken out very easily by
the point OF knife. Tue eggs are not
laid I'll near midsummer, and the season
Of lsying is short SD that two careful ex.
smlnatious In Jaly aud August ought TO
discover every live insect. IL Is much less
work 10 dig oui what few ther. will be In
an orchard we'll cared for than IN wash AL
the trees; besides washing. II ersctual.
only drives the fcmsie borer To some near
neighbor's trees where the race will be
perpetusted 10 cause trouble later. Kill
log insects cuts of the source OF supply.
Driving them away Only pos,pones trouble.
All old pasture or roadside apple trees that
are not worth standing should be cut down
20 remove nursery grounds for the borer
and other insects. We can't srord 70
breed insects in cider apple trees. New
England Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

sevsn,y.nve cords OF wood In one old
elm tree IL the report from Mr.. samuel Y.
West, ofColumbls, Conn. A photograph
OF this giant OF the dooyard was shown
by Mr. West ct the State board meeting in
Hartford. The body OF the tree was 40
fee, In circumference At the ground, 20
feet at the smallest place between the
ground and the limbs, and Its spread OF
branches Was four rods each way. II Was
90 feet high. The trunk Is still standing,
bot the top Was destroyed short time
ago during . storm OF wind.-Sew Eng
land Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

The entering wedge ofs complaint that
may prove fatal IL often slight cold. which
dose or two OF Ayers Cherry Pectorsl
nigh, have cured a. the commencement.
IL would he well. therefore. IN keep this
remedy within reach st all times.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
RULES

for N. care % The sick. How 20 cure dis
e,.e. It, symptoms and causes. sod other
Information of great value will b. found In
old Dr Ksufmsnn'. great book loo pages.
nns colorei plates SEMI three cent
stamp. to pay postage 20 A. +. onusy A
Co. Boston, Mass, aud receive = copy
free.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
Salt Rheum

Isone % the most disareeahledl diseases caused
BY ylmpure blood. ltlsreaflly cured BY lIood''
sarsaparilla. the great blood purther.
william srles, Eyria, O., suffered greatly
from efyspsias and salt rheum. eaused by
handling tobacco. AZ times his hands would
crack oTen and bleed. lie tried various prep-
arations without ard; finally took IIood's sar-
saparilla. and now saysi" I am entirely well'
"My son had ALT Theum on bis hands AMI
on the calves q bis legs lie took Hoods
sArsapaTlla and Ia entirely cured" }. IL
stanton, Mt. Vernon. Ohio.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

"wlfe. don't see. Zoe my part, how ,hey
send letter. on them ere wires without
tssrin' 'em all 20 bits" Ia me- they don't
send the psper, they isi send the writing
10 a fqld state
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
CANTON. M. May 2i,h. 1883

I,ee by the las, weeks Oxford Demo-
crat that JA,on Russell wants to tro,
Black Nathan against any stallion Ia OK.
ford County, bar Baby Dean. I will
match my blk. h. G. s. p. against his
blk. b. Black Nathan, . race Of mile
heats, three In Ave to harness, for $3.50
. side. half forfeit. Robinson Dean to be
stake holder. Now II Mr.. Russell msanI
business, I viii meet him any day and
place be will name, and put up and
arrange date Of race and track to tro'
over. G. 8. PAox.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
AMONG THE FARMERS.

on practical agricultural TOP
lea 4 solic tel. Address AL communications
Intended fof this department to AaHicuL
TvAAL EpIrOA AOxrORD DasOcRAt. fAHis, M
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

The man who sang "Cab, Oh. cub viii
me. IL supposed n have been IN the habit
Of going out bear headed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

whenever yu see doktsr who always
travels on the run. yu kan b., he Ia out ov
q lob.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

Mr.. Sankey's song. "iIolt the Fort" has
been arranged as 9 wsliI FOR the piano. 10
l. popular AMONG those who hold the piano
forte
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

A rare comfort IN lsme backs. weak hid.
neys and sore chests-H9p Pidsisrs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

Do no. be In hurry to turn your stock
out 10 grass. The ground II son, and
posehy. the grass IL easily pulled up oy
The roots aud much damage is done 10
pastures By feeding on too closely In the
spring.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

whoever lives true life viii love true
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

The political -i,a,,Iou !. |, steady job.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29
Tor,h. o,s,rd p,mocra.
- -" |N"|I" =
IN MEMORlAM.
DEDICATED TO ruk MEMORIAL p.r or
AMERICA.
ny pR O. L. riKE.


hsmariss thai gaihef roand eaf pathsafs,
ATisisg fruta the scsnes of ether days.
shall on car lives sith pleasure of siih psin'
AZ oumss the Past In ceusafs 90 IN praise
Iistars ouf slss, a. hfiag tissss scenes sksh
That onos wtrs oars. bat nes heyvod rsc.li,
EaosTf thsy fiCksf D. ths restless bfsin
Iike shsl1ss, 90 dim vapory things that AL
Ihfoagh ths loag coffidors of nms's msu'ofiS h.i'
Bsflrs ,Ay tomb, q Pas,. % oh haze ho~sd,
When usmofy has psFCsi ~ iaissome shf"s'
Whifh vells che courage 81 q milJon mtni
Qasachls.. Ani iafng 'nsAih The istnPes .,e.'
~ ss- that roe Ani sstTt Afonni them ih"'
~ dsrcs in sumhlnsiioa from ~ tirh'
n soarsd aiovs ell hamAn thoaEh .ni .sh'
All lks the .iabhls ssett the msn ~ eafth II
Bsiors ths tast too great n sno~ hAn'a'
IL hamtis rsvsreucs thea bsfare thy fsrs,
Nolcslsss aai silent In thY stsiafsd plsce,
Do -, thr chlifsn " Che l'fvsfut siani'
To here unvsu thy diruity All Ffsfe,
MoFs sssouls th.i he irsssai's sisfu oommAni
niis u. prspsr. n enter seoa ihf tomb,
Mhsfs AZ car virtues de, oaf iaaits are sf,nnel'
rtosf,f - te.r then ffom thf slieni sicom
10 pisni thrm 10 ear hearts % nss AL bnshu"
tinom-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

ruEs.e.srpsr hsrsOy sives puol,e nonos 's.s ..s
- "a. -. dalv arpointsd ~ the Hoo ~ ~
- E-,e. =, - a. Coa.fy ofO xfor,i. ant A>setssa
ths trusl al FseetIior sftb@ estate %
aOsts CaEsl.E1, late 81 osiors. -. IN,
In ssif County, dses ssed, ~ svnt -. ia
gisbtsi 20 ne estsGe Of said deceAsea -
inmsdiss psysssf; Ast those shc ns'e
Nav is. isSL SEoRGk n. CVhhiS~''
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1888-05-29

WIZ, t.-.iarah. ofbroksa hs.r'. fspass.
w.ih.n fhs ssfetaafy. nrs,h, thai kna-s
No 0irnl. blt. uss tfe lnaE AL trn.lsf finfs
rtsl a. cottage tfrlIs sprrsls al EfuFs
ArnraI a. flrrrs Cf At. al thrff faislp's
I.su In !. i1tkT Arms thti tfuak o. w.
uaf t-.rs s.lt 90 rlrffrf hrnrsih De- m.nfs,
whsfcoa ihsy rafsi. usf f.arhsa a. h'sih' d"s
un. -,
B.s.a.s ihsii o1usiry s.li,i hen. of'pr.ns q hsf
Ill.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
RAILROADS.
The Great Pennsylvania Route
TO the North, West and Southwest.

To the North, West and Southwest.
Double Track. Splendid Scenery.
steel Rails. Magnificent Equipment.
In sFFEcr DECEMBER 9, 1885.
Trains leave Washington, from station corner OF
Sixth and streets, as folloWsi
=, FoB PfTTsBUBG and the West, Chicago Limited
Express Of Pullman Vestibuled Cars ut $50 m
9siiy Fast Line, $50 a m daily to CINCINNATI ana
Cincinnati, and Harrisburg to 81. Louis; daily,
except Saturday to Chicago, with Sleeping Car
Altoona to Chicago Western Express at 74O
chicago ana ID 81 oI Iomis, connecting daily az
Harrisburg with thu ough Sleepers for Louisville
and Memphis Pacific Express, 1000 p N daily
Tor Pittsburg and the West, with through
Sleeper TO Pittsburg, and Pittsburg to Chicago.
BALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
FoR ERIE, Canandagua and Rochester daily;
ior buffalo and Mag .ra daily, except saturday,
Rochester.
For wIL1IANsponr, Lock Haven and Elfnira at
V6O IN daily except SUNDAY.
Eon New YoRk and the East. 40 300 100
and ll.i0 m, 200, 10, 1000 and II 20 y m. on
sunday, 900 1140 a m, 9 90, 40 1000 and
w ~. Limited Express of Pullman Parlor
cars, Dd0 IN, daily except sunday, and 3, 10 y IN
daily, with dining car.
FoR BRooKLYN, N. Y, all through trains CON
meet at Jersey City with boats OF Brooklyn
Aunex, ahording direct transfer to Fulton
York city.
FoR PHILADBLrnn. 7.eO, 800, 300, II 90 and
ll.40 m, 90 40. 800. 10, 10 90 and il2O M
on sunday 100, II 40 a M 600, 4.10, 600, o.lO
1000 and 1l.20 m. Limited Express all parior
cars, O.4O m weekdays and 345 y m daily WIN
dining car.
FoR BALTIMORE, 6.35, 40, 90, 300 90, o'5o,
ll0O and 1I.40 M 1905. 90. 345, 40, 70, AN
500 40, > 10, 1000 and il.e0 D m. on sunday
WOO Dos 0.50 11.40 IN, 200, 3.45, 4l0 500, hsO'
$40 1000 and11.20pm.
FoR PorE's CREEK LINE, 7.9O m and 4,4O p IN
daily, except Sunday.
For ANNAPOLIS, 40 aud 300 IN, 1905, 4.40
m daily except Sunday. sundays, 900 q M
40 pm.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG
RAILWAY AND ALEXANDRIA AND
WASHINGTON RAILROAD.
For ALEXANDRIA, 6 90, 6.sS, $40. 9.45, 1857 N,
12O4 noon, 2.05. AS, 800, 5.b5, sos, 8.05 10Oo
ana l1.37 p m. On SUM ay at 600, 045, 1867 a
m, $50, 555. sos and 1905 n IN.
ACCOMMODATION for Quantico, 500 pm week
days.
FoR RICHMOND and the South, 600, 10.57 a IN
daily and sos m daily, except Sunday.
TRAINS leave Alexandria for Washington,
Cos, 705, 800, 9.10 1015, .07 m, 10, AGO. q,
b.10, 7.O5, 0.32 10.d2 and HOS pm. on Sunday
at $40 and l1.07 q ID, zoo, $40, 7.o5, 9.Ss and
1919 pm.
Tickets and information at tho Office north
east corner of 18th street and Pennsylvania
avenue, and at the station, where orders can be
left for the checking OF baggage to destination
from hotolp and residences.
CHAs. L. PUGH, r. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass Agent
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Baltimore and Ohio Pailroad
Schedule in effect Dec. 0. 1888.

Schedule in effect Dec. o. 1883.
Leave Washington from station corner of New
Jersey avenue and street.
Fon CHICAGO and Northwest yestibuled Lin.
tied express daily 1855 a. M, express 9O5 p IN.
For CINoISEATI and st. Louis, express daily
800 and II. 10 p. IN.
FoR PITTsBURe and Cleveland, Vestibuled
Limited express daily S.65 a. m and express 800
=. m.
For LEXINGTON and Local Stations, tio.1o
Fon BALTIMORE. week days, 500, $50. $40.
73o, $50 045. HOO 45-minute train m, IL 10,
%. 3.l5, li5-minute tran), 3.25 4.30, 4.35 $40,
$50 rs $40 ana sO5 p s "a ssoas ssS SaS
7.3o, 9.45 and 1150p. IN!
FoR WAY STATIONS between Washington and
Baltimore, 800 $40, $50 a. m. 1910 BPS, Abs,
$40, II 30 p. m. On Sundays, $50 a. M, 1lb 1885,
4.35, 6.45, 11.30 p. IN.
TRAINS LEAVE Baltimore for Washington at
$40, $40, $50. 72o, 500 45-minute train, 900,
Dos, 1890 H5-mnute train a. m, le.l5, 900, 400.
40 500, 600 $3.50, 800, 1000 and HOO p. m. On
sundays, 510, $50. 500. 800, Dos 1890 a. M;
LIS, 200, 410, 800, $50 500 1000 and hoo p. m.
FoR ANNAPOLIS, $40 and $50 a. M, 1910 and
4.SS p. m. On Sundays, 8 30 a. M, 4'3S p. IN
Leave Annapolis $40, Sai a, m. 1a.oAd.lo p m,
Sundays, 8S7 a. m, 40 p. m.
For STATIONS on the Metropolitan Branch,
tons only; tioio a. s m, s5 and tS5o p M
FoR GAITnERsBURo and intermediate points,
1900 a. m, 1880, t4.4o 1885, t1l2o p. IN.
For BoYD's and intermediate stations, 100 p,
M, $1,000 p. m.
CHURCH TRAIN leaves Washington on Sunday
at !. IS p. m, stopping at all stations on Metro
politan Branch.
FoR FREDERIcK, t1o.1oa. M, t4S5 and 1880 p.
m. Sundays, lis p. m,
For HAeERsTowN, t10.1O a. m and 1880 p. m.
TRAINS ARRIVE from Chicago daily S.35 a. m.
and 9.35 p. M; from Cincinnati and st. Louis
daily GO a. IN. and 1.55 p. M; from Pittsburg,
1885 q. M, t7.20 and "9.35 p. m.
PHILADELPHIA DIVISION.
For PHILADELPHIA and Wilmington, daily, 8. Is
q. m, 205, 40 and 11.30 p. m. Buffet Parlor
Cars on the BIS a. IN. and 400 p. m. trains.
Sleepings Cars on the 11.SO p. m, open at 900
p. IN.
FoR INTERMEDIATE POINTS between Baltimore
and Philadelphia, $3.50 n. M, #205 and 4.30
m.
TRAINS LEAVE Philadelphia for Washington,
daily. $50, HOO a. m..:i.50, 700 p M and 1906
night
Except Sunday 'Daily. SUNDAY only.
Baggage called for and checked at hotels and
residences on orders left at ticket offices, 610
and 1851 Pennsylvania avenue.
". NJ. CLEMENTS, CHAS. o. SCULL,
Gen. Manager. Gen. Pass. ACT
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
REASON
Why Ayers SarsaparilIa is
preferable to any other for
the cure of Blood Diseases.

Because no poisonous or deleterious
ingredients enter into the composition
of Ayers Sarsaparilla,
Ayers Sarsaparilla contains only
the purest and most effective remedial
properties.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is prepared with
extreme care, skill, and cleanliness.
Ayers sarsaparilla is prescribed by
leading physicians.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is for sale
everywhere, and recommended by all
first-class druggists.
Ayers Sarsaparilla is medicine,
and not beverage in disguise.
Ayers Sarsaparilla never fails TO
effect cure, when persistently used,
according TO directions.
Ayers Sarsaparila is highly con-
centrated extract, and therefore the
most economical Blood Medicine in the
market.
Ayers 6arsaparilla has had sue
cessiul career OF nearly half u century,
and was never so popular as Mt present.
90 Thousands of testimonials are on
file from those benefited by the use of
Ayers SarSaparilla.
PREPARED ny
Dr. j.. @. Aver & Co., Lowell Mass.
Price u ak bottles, o.. Worth 81 bottle.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
Piedmont Air Line
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 10. 1883.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOVEMBER 10. 1883.
$50 A Mast Tennessee Mail, daily for
Warrenton, Gordonsvllle, Charlottesyile, Lynch.
burg, and stations between Alexandria and
Lynchburg, Roanoake, Bristol, Knoxville, Rome,
Calera, Montgomery and New Orleans. Pull.
man Sleeper Washington to New Orleans.
1924 Mast Mail Daily for warrenton,
Charlottesville. Gordonsville, stations Chesa.
peake and Ohio Route, Iynohburg, Rocky Mount
Danville and stations between Lynchburg and
Danyllle. Greensboro, Raleigh, Charlotte, Column.
bia, Aiken, Augusta, Atlanta, Birmingham,
Montgomery, New Orleans, Texas and Califor.
cry, In connection with Pullman Sleepers Mont.
gomery TO New Orleans, and Mann Boudoir
Sleepers for Birmingham, Vicksburg and Shreve.
port, Pullman sleeper Greensboro TO Columbia
and Augusta. Solid trains Washington 10 At.
lanta. Does not connect for Q. and o. route
points Sundays.
2,3OPM DAILY, except Sunday, for Manassas,
Srasburg and intermediate stations
b.3oPM WESTERN ExPREIs daily for Warren
ton, Gordonsyille, Charlottesville, Louisville,
and Cincinnati, Pullman Sleepers and solid
trains Washington TO Louisville; also for Lynch
burg, Bristol, Chattanooga, Memphis, Little
Rock and all Southwestern points. Through
Pullman Sleepers Washington to Memphis with
out change.
11PM. SOUTHERN hxPREss daily for Lynch
burg Dtnville, Raleigh, Asheville, Charlotte,
Columbia, Aiken, augusta Atlanta, Montgom'
man Vestibule Sleeper Washington to New
Orleans via Atlanta and Mon gomery. Pull
man Sleeper Washington to Augusta, Ca, with
out change.
TRAINS ON WASHINGTON AND ONO DIVISION
leave Washington 900 q m, daily except sun.
day, and 4:46 . m, daily; arrive Round Hill
1l;4s m and 7:2l p m, Returning, leave Round
Hill 0.Ob a IN, daily, and ;25 p m, daily except
sunday, arriving Washington $3.50 m and $3.50
pm.
THROUGH TRAINS from tho SOUTH via Charlotte
Danvile and Lynehbure, arrive IN Washington
Bristol and Lynchburg at li:13 IN and $40 y
m; via Chesapeake and Ohio route and
Charlottesville AZ 9I0 m and 700 M stras.
burg local at DAT a m,
TICKETS sleeping-car reservation and informa.
tlon furnished, and baggage checked at Office
1900 Penn sylvatla avenue, and nc Passenger
station, Pennsylvania Railroad, sixth and o
'''' JAMES L. TAYLOR GEN Pass. Agent
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
The EVENING POST.
PLEASANTRIES.


LovE AND PUNCTUATION.
F0m NE MinnedDoiiS Tribune.
No longer on the garden cato
They swing
The low lit parlor's now
The thing.
They sit and love each other
There
While pa above doth rip
And tear.
She puts more coal upon
The fire.
The sound iufuratos her
Angry sire.
PUT not colon" he shouts
Quite red
Make a full stop and 20
10 bed"
1--WE haven't reached period yet"
She said:
IA question mark-I think twas, would
Iwedp"
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
The Avera &c Age of Graduation.

From Tie ChrIStIan Inquirer.
The average age Of graduation from college
is now upwards of 20 years. The professional
course requires three years additional, so that
a young man is 20 or "a before he is ready to
"hang out his single" as lawyer or doctor
and, of course it will be some time before his
pratice is lucrative enough to give an entire
support II he goes Into business the case is
very much the same. In the early days it was
considered generous If father gave boy
'his time" at IS; that is, gave mp his claim
ON the boys services In these days many
father would be glad to be assured that the
son will be off his hands at 80
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
Chesapeake and Ohio Route

Schedule In effect SEPT, 10, 1888.
Trains leave Union Depot Sixth and b streets.
1887 a. m-FoR NEWPORT News Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk, daily except Sunday. Ar
rive in Norfolk p IN.
1l.2Ia m. ~ oR stations on the Chesapeake
and Ohio in Virginia, West Virginia and Ktu-
lucky, daily except sunday. Sleeping cars Clif-
ton Forge to Lexington, Ky.
$50 D. m.-FAsT WESTERN ENrnEss daily.
Solid train, with Pullman Buffet Sleeping cars
to louisville; pullman service To Cincinnati, 81.
Louis, Memphis and New Orleans.
Office, 5l3 Pennsylvania avenue
II. w FULLER,
Con. Pass. Agent,
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
DRUNKENNESS
OR THE liquor HABIT CAN BE CURED BIT
ADMINISTERING DIR. HAINES'
GOLDEN SPECIFIC

Car 90 given in a cup Of coffee or tea without
the knowledge OF the person taking It. lis ab-
solutely harmless, and will effect permanent
ate drinker or AN alcoholic wreck. IL has been
given in thousands of cases, and In every IN
Stance n perfect cure has followed III NEVER
FAILS. The system once impregnated with the
Specific, II becomes an utter impossibility for
the liquor appetite TO exist For sale by h.
WARE. under the Ebbtt House; r. X HELPT,
ENSrlNE, Fourteenth street and Vermont ave
nue., Washington.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
Better Late Than Never.

A Marlborough merchant recently received
from delinquent debtor an amount which
had been standing on his books for nearly
twenty years. This note was indorsed: "Here
are the ateen dollars what owed you. rs
dom well now an this is all owe. Eff cud
flyer ther eutrest I'd send that tn. II you ever
cum ter Tacoma, w. I. cum an see me-"
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
Address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
New Orleans, La.


REMEMBER That the presence OF Generals
NANA H'h SLN Beauregard aud Early, who
are In Charge OF the drawings Is guarantee of
absolute fairness aud integrity that the chances
are all equal, and thar no ono can possibly di.
vino what runber will draw Prize.
"REMEMBER, also. that the payment OF
Prizes Is GUARANTEED BY FOUR NATIONAL
BANKS Of New orleans, and the Tickets are
signed by the President Of an Institution whose
chartered rights are recognized In the highest
CoUrtsi therefore beware oil all limitations and
all anonymous schemes
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
A Joke on "A Lawyer.

HTW Wb hUubtu Me,)JOuFHH,
A law firm In this city has betn sending out
circulars advertising its business, One of our
busindss men received one, and without open
ing II hurried TO the lawyer and handed him
the letter with the plaintiffs remark: "Well |
suppose some pesky rasole has sued me.
Theirs always some lawsuit to take off all the
profits" II you could have seen the face of
the client when the lawyer opened and read
the letter to him you would have said that
he'd have paid double fee without a muir
muir
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
MEDICAL.

DIR. E, O. WEsrs NERvE AND BRAIN TREAT.
NEET, guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizzi.
Headache Nervous prostration caused by the
use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental
Depression, Softening OF the Brain resulting In
insanity and leading To misery, decay and death,
Premature old Age, Barrenness, Loss of Power
in either sex, Involuntary Losses and Spermator-
rhua caused by over-eNertion of the brain, self
abuse or over-indulgence. Each box contains
one month's treatment; 81 a box, or six boxes
for So, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of prizes
WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES
to cure any case. With each order received by
us for six boxes, accompanied with So, we Will
send the purchaser our written guarantee TO
refund the moneyif the treatment does not et
feet Il cure. Guarantees issued only by q.
CHRISTIAN. Druggist, SOLE AGENE 4Si
Penna. ave. between 41a and 9th SIS.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
The Record Lowered

The Record Lowered.
Tho Is. 80. Limited Express trains from
Washington to Philadelphia are the fastest
ever run in regular service between here and
the Quaker City Unlike other lines the B. 81
o, charges no extra fare for superior service.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12
G. T. BEAUREGARD
J. A. EARLY,

We the undersigned Banks and Bankers will
pay all Prizes drawn In the Louisiana State
Lotteries, which may be presented at our
counters.
II. NJ. wALMSLEY. Prest. La. Nat. Bank.
II. LANAUX, Prest. State Nat. Bank
A. BALDWIN, Prest. n. ~. Nat. Bank,
CARL kOHN, Prest. Union Nat. Bank.
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12

"Alderney Dairy Wagons"
Fresh Aiderney butter, churned every morn
ing aud delivered in lb. "Wardn prints, 40c.
per ID. Also cottage cheese, buttermilk and
sweet milk, &c. per at. Cream loo. per qt
The Evening post. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1888-1889, 1888-12-12

At Roseburg, Oregon is Ladies' Hammer
down the nails in the wooden sidewalks
Omaha daily bee., 1888-03-10
Iowa Lerislature.

DEs MONIES, Ia, March 9.-In the morning
session of the house, Custer, of Jasper, by
request, offered joint resolution to amend
the state constitution, granting universal
suffrage to women. After some debate the
resolution was ordered engrossed.
A joint resolution was adopted 10 memorial
re congress in favor of the Des Moines river
land bill introduced in congress by Senator
Wilson.
Mr.. Dobson introduced bill TO prevent
dealers in petroleum and its products, coal
lumber and linseed oil, from forming pools
or trusts, and TO prevent members of pools
or trusts from doing business in the state.
"A joint resolution was adopted requesting
Iowa congressman to vote for measures be-
fore congress for the relief Of ex-prisoners OF
war.
A motion prevailed to reconsider the vote
by which the bill prohibiting the playing Of
base ball, foot ball and croquet on Sunday
was passed. An effort was made TO strike
out foot ball and croquet, but no vote was
taken when the house adjourned, 80
AT the morning session of the senate Mr..
Young introduced bill equalizing the valid
ity OF mechanics liens as between contractors
and sub-contractors.
The bill passed giving to mayors OF cities
organized under special charters the same
powers accorded mayors Of first and second
class cities.
OF the Sweeny railroad bill section was
adopted to prevent long and short haul dis
ordinations.
In the afternoon session the house refused