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Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

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tganp sgoalSlzs On tn tag snt
sally realizing itj-NO hAiat i0st not5
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else hasn't neither
QUESTsos 90 TfaE AID TRAIN.
Pzsssn xer-HOS i 40. 4. xOiag s2sty
Ticket Axsat T~snty Ave kOGrs late.
Mstting Pazsonxar You lave Ssli 10
ticket ErArkod God FOR tbs Cav aud
train only VIII that % geod Oh that
trsin.
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TO Morrow
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comes along tomorrow. today trslnl
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cut todayT
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yesterdays train and so tcday1
lEisGow falls shut
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19
SeS8

Cvcr ths d.s-sord shared .op IS stretched
sri1r~ ~ p ash. which IS flashed oT With
t1l Fringe similar - tic one shat borders
~ fr0coias yanavked p1re's. Nh.ch ara
iEri - sfx % aaaca tas informal sc-iTf
drsrerv taat ftis t1 f,rtorrs -ni pla.sed
e-ils The iraprrv ou tae wic<cr vors basket
h ~ thc sarle pam s. 4. loopcd rf7 vlth fyiny
tcws - itn fao a i ~ cssu. oct maser or
hrIlv arlstfrr cerrerter. al ingenious
w7ran snol.d 80 aais 20 manufacture some
taiu- sa. sfs-tnfv i1 tais me, fo- which no
ebov, - rlsrsiv n ssEvcSsion. TIE fabrics
s0oi7vcd 80 eou~so vary w.ta ore's tasts
aDa pug.e.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

iit*l. Freddie = another - fao s-z'i
bcvs wk~se scuse1~sS 81 reasoning powers
ras~lSs the-a a. de~tineyi Tor he lsv-yaT 2
t~zfe He ka3 lAEsiY acaai-s1 = sz3
sshis - pinchinz. ara oRr day h.s rs5th~-.
after ohild lad b-ea brought - k.r
screaming With - Ps1a ~ ous q Prsd
dies vi-chi1x exT'cfts. -alled be- son -
hsr .zd gave hin an e1i>~r f~sson -
Vinca.ng hir1 shsr7lT 3. the s--n.
TSere ssiS sae '-pow voz kno- 49,
r f-~ls
%. - sid Fr~Ssse v~rT p1st sfvs 4,
h the wi3sf af as hisbheTiaE whe7 :
psrca Tou u dont ha-t re -Soskax
Issras-~s~s
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

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yeu . N-szseat - . s1S So
>eA e<bsr tlzz<. 1As2'l ysa 49, tAzt
/ zz 49,
4 ss~ 90 / zzszs< sps2k ns~ ! ~aat
yosI sszs<.es - tAs EszEE.4es y ysGE
caugelzr zr - ex
- awcy - oxoe I eaesnSg * iuteF-
- exossrsl s@ss-4ss - "a saEl Slzss. =
--AAlLza-a ssara.xA.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19
or THE COMMON.

She ~ss BaxaSr Eoosd d hash ssrrss.
VIA syes tAst slazne asrs l.e~<sszrsHs rxnss.
And Iasl SAGA psuuGs As< as se>ns q NE
Tas Ca kas1<sL
met her 90 c4s csanaaais grassy sod.
Near vaoEs the fsusiAiH playa in srrrr'S
8o0ds
she sfosa fssssesge. VITO plastic we'd
OF gxn So eAeNed-
III dses oue coed 10 sesk s,ss spot. I" sid IL
''wbea wesry ef tbs Gays hum .ee tuzs."
eAr ceases ksr usxis pesslrAs 70 perRy:
That's what IL doos"
''T1rs sylvan s,soL" ta=s sofrsy sTerrsA,
The fest of zz1a seszzs almost % drdlo.~
Her voice came spees - nsscs ~ woodland birds
--WslL sAossla smile"
TIE ssl-ny rrrsncs wsssp-s<ry overhead
With s1Sh escAartfAg sottneer kiss tAs brcwf-
In toacs OF LIQUID nssao1y she sald
-Yop're sboustn' nowr'
and have you nessced, fair one. how esrh bird
Seesns bere 60 eAeoss frs s~setesa vocal gcnr"
c"eit IN raptsre O. hsr every wsTf:
Tn o1so tacsn--
"AnS now ths IsATes Ike rcving ezersacf seem.
ThoE n RESPONSE % the sweet breeze they
shaksy'
Her veice came sots ss echo from dream:
They take the cake"
Ara DO you catch tho flowers fragreoce sweet
From yo1Gcr gsrtcn whca the sost wiod hlevsi"
She answered as sac viewed my rlgsez feet;
You be. Jour hose"
"Doss wander often to s,.s sylvan spcs.
Tho drss-ny sense OF gaist0de - sooLs-
Soft purlesi her answer "Tyef. 7 take trc
'Borf osce 1 week"
fn eouvesse swees hrzsrec by her zso.
And felt thzsf cherc Soreser cszid owen.
And as left her. atssT pse sas cTiec:
80 long, old fel"
was not captured hJ ksr voice so rich.
Nor Wiz her lercay faoe 30 fraSh and young.
But With tire svcst aezbesfU With which
Rer SsRg fAe slspg.
-c1Dt 5nck Crawford IN C.ippcr.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

D. NJ ssy gents for gsutler1el. ~ tsr.s
r. paEtsi7c-s Thces are inexrrsal.e ~al-
s1rs<~ss Fest fsr wei~r0s- - slrlo~t r-5-
vsrssil7 er-~loTe.i IN re Jnstel states. a1S
perhars es-st.sshe1 he7o-i rstc~rl. ~ n
El-.ar5 S = rsrs, aua c1n~sfsrei v1iesr
Avo,d saying puty f.r qersur. ssis e
shcr,irstls and ~ YER c7lnca D1.r's
80 ta.s7 ~ten y51 uea1 va
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

F'~ r'<nFrs~ acns 1iit cf a srtee. ~-rT GOD
rs-lls aave cs-r rcp,y-.si f~ysa strurz 50
f'lfn ef eiisn snd ~sner srpitsSl ssiiin< bee
q, 20 e-.rks cre~A-~s snd infsssei plarcs
a chrr p1sa : - r'oSs*sn = izrze ~7ef~-,
cfie Z wssr ~r~sr. snd -tsn - = fsH p
ar-r -isi stc'n y dir~sns = - hcslsr- ~s.er.
Esr tes s-rrr = - tt's ~1y rnhl the .-ts ara
cleared -sft restrc~ - rsssts ~ a,ss n 80
r~ss.lis aear Sc louss ~ pouring ssrc~ns
cIi ga -svra
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

Esrf-oci fscrs nav le tepf n sreler 81
roshirr szru ~e'l aiang t,ss <ra.n viz hss
tci',i 1sei es' snd ser ~ A atsis
te-cs u-nls~r sal-ei IN - ssi sass-s 1o0V
reLl
Ser ~0-rst seze gse rue snsi haif -rrfl,s
~ efr1T r1e - 1.tszr ss7r-F-,lrfn ~ n c-lr-
e. - RI S er1 eI 6eur. faur eeSs sn.i go
rr.E-sc-liis uf asUne pouSss Aad f.'is
All elsron e ske1
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

Lisl-s srr1ts. or 'occssior-l tables" -
,aese srs eorastisaes csE-l 40 numbered
among - cc.l pretty p.eces tEa. 90 q max >
~ tks artistic ilr1lsllsg % room
T1ess taties are nae "a many quaint
forms. % uh.el tar diamond shnpei table
r-nzsseaze.i i.i Use rls d one. TAis table Is
q-d IN tas Fr-zch ST. Ia taa. b gaining 80
r.urh f1vC- ss X Also th3 fggis or Cover
bGS<ss la rests upon iA
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

S-ish--Nas- ucvia< sgsiz. Scn~s'
i7ses rlosuaii7--Ke-
Sni al Had 81 n the hans>
Tcnes-No fre cut . toe h-uss. =
Eostcn Ccsris-
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

Fzsher rsfrr-i~i fr3-s business - WI
has Ts1zmv vet -ish snv ssrisus scrzden'
trfavf
&ets~T-No. bs1t snvlcrsl7i = "a fnr
hour yss hefcre as Sea tiTr- --Nsw Tara
kNa
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

Il ~rrlare csra - r-Tn a setel cn tke
Planes Jrznus sad kStei ran
Whv aof
Srcsuse a7e 1z- - >iGhrE trar ti1sr
- .<anz ~ oar - eArtA S--<Sssel k<ss,
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-19

"Remember. Bridget" said Miss Clara,
that | am out 10 everybody but kr.
Sampson.
little later Bridget answered a ring at
the door.
Who was 1t, Bridgetf" asked Mss
Clara
Young Misther Beaunecsmp. mum"
And did you say that was outr''
"Yis: sed yez were out to Everybody
but Misther SempSon. New York Sun
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
NOTES AND GOSSIP.

KENruoKY HAS boy preacher aged
eleyen-another prodigy.
a YoUNG MAN OF Winston, n. c., has
turned the tables and sued q young wo-
man for breach of promise.
- CAnFoRNIA HAS green cucumbers foot
long. II is presumed that the mustard
plant grows with corresponding vigor.
BUFFALO HAS admitted blind lawyer
to the bar If he can't see a fee-but
there's 10 use discussing that-he will
recover his sight.
NINA VAN ZASDr, the proxy wife of
Anarchist Spies, is going on the stage in
dynamite tragedy. If she would only
do that by proxy, too
COLONEL L. j. DUPRE at present United
States Consul to San Salvador, is about to
establish an afternoon paper at Birming-
ham, Ala.
A POTENT REMEDY for seasickness has
been discovered in coal-tar product
known as antipyrinc. 1t is given in doses
v' grammes.
The CITY EDITOR of a London paper left
$4,000 to his family That's better
record than the'cditor makes who leaves
nothing but mortgage on the press.
An ENoLIsHMAN named John Haight,
who lives at Haight, Carroll County, Nd,
will be IS years old the eighth day of the
Sigbth month (August), 1ssS.--[Ex-
change.
The RATED SERVICE PEs9IoY AssocIA 4:
TIoN of New York is receiving communi-
cations daily, strongly urging the passage
by Congress of what is known as the Per
Diem bill.
LADY Cook, Niscountess Montserrat,
better known in this country under the
old familiar name of Tennie Q. Clahin is
in New York, on a brief business trip
from London
ACCORDING TO Dicksons Capital Direc-
tory for 1885 there are fifteen persons
bearing the name of Cleveland residing in
this city. There may be more when the
next directory is issued.
WAsIuNGToN's BIRTHDAY in Philadel-
phia will be passed by to-day without an
artillery salute for the first time since Feb
ruary %, 1890. The Times says the omis-
sion is due to the objections Of Mayor
Filter.
The fellow whose word was: isn't ii
coldW
Got shot, and has left the earthly fold;
And another form of greeting he's got,
Which resembles this; ooh, ISM it hotl''
-TPuck,
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
rnr 1NprrrNnrNr v1Ew.

In Hoype's Weekly of February -
Mr.. Curtis tells very plainly what he
thinks of Mr.. Blaines letter of with
dTawal, and we are not at all sur
prised to learn that, in the opinion of
the great expounder Of Independent
politics, the letter has "decisively
settled nothing Mr.. Blaine still
remains in "the hands of his
friends" lie "has not said that, if
the convention should nominate him,
he would decline the nomination"
Says Mr.. Curtis further:
It IS evident that the letter Is not aud will
not be interpreted as withdrawal But that
MIR. Blaine should wish again TO confront
such a campaign as his nomination TO the
Presidency must always impose upon him
and the country Is highly improbable lt Is
therefore possible that he prefers not TO un-
dertake H. 1t he must obtain the nomination
by contest.
But what in case of Mr.. Blaine's
"actual withdrawal ?" However this
might change the situation it will not
disturb nor divert in the least the
loyalty of that section of the indepen-
dent contingentwhich Harpers Weekly
represents. II is stated that in that
event, the Republican party would
be left without leader 'in the sense
of general and enthusiastic party
following" which is unquestionably
IniSle. Even if "hurrah candidate"
n8sral Sheridan could be
UIcught out, sit would i45t avail
against the sturdy, practical and con-
servahvely progressive qualities of
Mr.. Cleveland" which is also true.
AS TO Mr.. sherman's candidacy "it
would simply be test of national
confidence on the Republican part,
like that of Mr.. Hayes in 1876"
which is the unkindest cut the Ohio
Senator has yet received, and be
: wholly lacking in the "power of per-
onality," which in a Presidential can
lass is great force and in Mr.. Cleve-
and very strong.
MI Curtis looks upon q ele-
ment of~---aaaaxass afAgely Ia oti-
tious, because Mr.. R3t t--arii457- who is
not revenue reformer, would still be
a Democratic leader, and Joseph
Medill Of the Chicago Tribune, who IS
revenue reformer, would still sup
port the Republican candidate. In
this view the wisdom of the Inde-
pendent chieftain is considerably in
, advance OF that Of many of his Demo-
cratic contemporaries.
TO finally dispose of the Blaine let
ter he concludes as follows:
Mr.. Blaine does not refuse the nomination
should 80 he offered. This is the view of his
friends, and without change IN the situa
tiOn they will not abandon him. Probably
none of them propose, In consequence of the
letter, 10 support any other candidate. II Is
now generally understood that Mr.. Tllden
expected the Democratic nomination after his
letter in 1880, and It cannot be said that Mr..
Blaine does not expect or desire the Republi-
can nomination until he says that he would
not accept IL.
Evidently is the heart of the great
journal of Civilization" still "true
TO Poll"
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
BUENA VISTA.

As long as the 22d of February is
commemorated as the birthday of
Washington, the battle of Buena
Vista will not be forgotten by the
American people, which was fought
on the same day, 1S47. II was the
crowning victory of all General Tay-
lor's battles, and under the extraor-
dinary circumstances, the most re-
markable that was fought during the
war with Mexico.
All the regular troops had been
withdrawn from the little army of
General Taylor by General Scott,
which afterward consisted principally
of volunteers from Texas, Mississippi,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Kentucky, Illi-
nois and Indiana, Thus deserted by
the regulars, left 500 miles in the in
terror, without reinforcements, al
most cut of. from supplies, it was to
meet the serried ranks of the best ap-
pointed army in Mexico, under the
renowned General Santa Anna, with
force of 10000. It was felt at the
time that General Taylor and his
army of volunteers were to be offered
as sacrifice on the altar Of their
country.
But a glorious victory was won by
the mastery military talents and iron
will Of General Taylor, though he
lost the flower of his army. 1t was
licre that fell the noble Clay, Hardin,
Lincoln, Mckee, Yell, with the BRAY
est of the brave.
In recalling the heroic deeds Of
General Taylor on this day, let it
awaken the slumbering patriotism of
Congress to the recollection that no
monument is yet erected to the fame
Of the great warrior and late President
Of the United States.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
No Use for Him.

II am favorably impressed with DR..
Speedway" observed the young lady
from Boston, as she closed the magazine
she had been reading and wiped her spec
tacles with an air of dreamy Bostonian
pensiveness. HE seems to be most
plausible and expert theosophist Don't
you think so, Mr.. Cahokia?f
IL don't think I've ever been TO see
him." replied the st. Louis young man,
with some embarrassment. "To tell you
the truth, Miss Howiames, / am not
troubled with corns. s."-LChicago Trib-
unp
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

SEVERAL SENATOR'S who have in
quired into the matter express the be-
lief that the present session of Con-
gress will pass a bill extending the
Of the Interstate Com
Ifce act to the telegraph business of
| country. Thus in an indirect and
N'nerfect manner may be accom-
bed what the advocates Of the
'fostal Telegraph desirej but such leg
iflation would seem 10 be based
father upon temporary expediency
than sound public policy. The peo-
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
The Secret of Success.

$50 you are now editor and proprietor
of The BOyS Champion ~
"Yes, and making fortune ont of ~
II don't see how that can be. Il is posi-
lively the worst Jim Crow paper ever
saw
81. know it, but each subscriber gets a
toy, pistol and twenty yards Of string"
Il Lincoln journal.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
FOR lighthouses.


E0R RENT--BRICK HOUSE III Sd ST : W,
u Grs, water, etc; rent. Sl5.
b. LEONARD,
i07 AZ st $ W.
FOR IENr--Bricls house Sl1 ID st W, bet
II and J, q rs; rent, Si5.
j. LEONARD,
lO1 1I9 st W.
FOR RENT--Brick house 723 Delaware
ave, bet g and ii SIS : W, i RS rent, Sill.
II. LEONARD,
107 IA st W.
FOR RENT-Brick house In alley bet 1st
and I'd sts and L and g sts 8 W, 3 RS; 81.
y. LEONARD,
107 AZ st W.
FOR REN1--Brick house on II st, bet I'd
and ~ sts 5 W, . rs; rent, $3.50.
Is. LEONARD,
iO7 ile stsw.
FOR RENT Frame house No. 3i2 Is st 5
W, rs rent SO.
u. LEONARD.
407 lI6 stsw
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

THE PHEsrDENr's reception in
Florida will he in the nature Of a
grand popular ovation There has
been no such excitement there since
Tilden's election in 1876. We wonder
our friend Chandler of New lIamp-
shire didn't go along.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

ple.would much prefer to he indie
dcndent of the existing monopoly
than i'm control of il.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
E0R SALE-LOIs.

EOR sALE-LOTs IN SQUARE 152, EACH
IL 16xS716, at 75c per sg'ft.
Lot south Side p st, bet n Capitol and lst SITS
n w, 2Ox00, at doc per So It.
TYLER 81 RUTHERFORD.
UOR DESIRABLE LOTS IN LIE DR0lT
1 Park. GUiLEY BROS, 1910 81.
EoR SALE.
Corner lot, 115 II front and 81 # deep near
Dupont Circle; this lot offers an exceedingly
fine chance for block OF buildings and can
be gotten cheap.
NORTH wAsiilNGTON REAL ESTATE co,
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

IRIS MOST uNFoRTUNArE that antag-
onizing the Grain resolution has
caused the defeat of that of Senator
IIoar, when the passage of the latter
need not interfere ut all with the
final success of Mr. Grains plan. 1t
is now suggested that the whole mat
ter might be satisfactorily settled by
adding to the Iloar resolution this
simple clause: Congress shall have
power by appropriate legislation to
alter the date of its annual meeting,
and to provide for additional ses-
sions." Why may not this be done
at once? We must insist on the 30th
of April for Inauguration Day.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
FEBRUARY TwENTY-sEcoND.

by George our victories were won,
BY George our liberties secured;
by George immortal Washington
By George who suffered and endured.
In wars alarms through battles ills,
Az Trenton and at Valley Forge;
In peace, on Nernon's sunny hills,
The honors all We're won, BY George
by George we stand; by George we swear;
one day the nation gives TO thee,
The soldier brave, the statesman rare,
For monumental memory.
BY George whose glory X our fame
BY George whose deeds we call our owl,
BY George whose honor and whose name
By George is ours, and ours alone.
10 King, in Puck.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
FOR SALE AND RENT.

EOR RENT OR FOR SALE, ON VERY REA.
H. sonable terms, house 81 II st n e. g.
story brick, mod imps, stable in rear. Apply
10 T. WHITE, GA st W; can deal direct
with owner.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

TuE REPORT WAS given out last
night, though il remains TO be veri-
fed, that Mr.. Mills would report the
tariff bill to the House on Monday
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
wAsnuNeroN's BIRTHDAY.

within her old colonial home,
Loves own thrice welcome guest,
How proudly the young mother oaspt
Her darling to her breast
But even her eNpectant heart
In glad dreams did not see
His birthday with mighty land
A hal.owed time would be
wonder whose the baby is
Aud where he now may live,
Whose birthday 10 a coming age
A festival will giyey
Aud bright, IN each young mothers eyes
see the answer shine;
'lf there Is such child at ali,
I'm certain il Is mine 80
Marian Douglas in llatpers Weekly.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
ssssOrrIcE OF rME l.. eogNISSloyEHs on!

-s,0ffICE or InE t0MNtSSiONEnS-
w. OFTHE DISTRICT COLUMBIA
WssHtSGToN, ID. G., Feb. -, 1855
Notice Is hereby given that on THURSDAY,
March /. 1885 the lease Of the fish wharf and
fish stalls In the cities of Washington and
Georgetown will be sold by public auction
for the term Of one year from March !, 1893,
as follows
AZ O'Clock p. M, upon the premises. four
fish stalls In the Georgetown MarketHOuse
to the highest bidder. Terms, cash In ad.
vance Also, al 9 o'clock p IN. on the same day
On u street, between 9TH and 9th streets north.
west In front of the fish stalls Of (Centre>
Washington Market, all rights and privileges
granted or allowed by the laws of the cor
poration of Washington. 20 establish wharves
on docks for the landing, cleaning and sale Of
fish In the city Of Washington, aud no wharf
on dock shall be deemed eligible unless sit
uated at some point on the north side of the
Potomac River, between 11th street east and
18th street west, TO the highest bidder
Terms: one hundred dollars to he paid on
the day Of sale and the residue to bo paid
within five days from the day of sale.
by order of the Board of Commissioners,
District Of Columbia,
W. y. WEBB, a
:. Il. WHEATLEY,
6. w. RAYMOND.
Commige eipupra
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

THE NEw York Tribuno says of the
Fisheries Treaty that "it will be as
unpopular in Canada as in New Eng
land. IL does not offer basis for the
permanent settlement Of the ques-
tom" The Times says "We obtain
under this agreement greater advan-
tages than have ever been accorded
so freely before The Herdld is con-
WINGED that it remedies all the "iust
grievances" of which the New Eng
land fisherman complain. That the
treaty will be accorded fair and non
partisan treatment in the Senate is
not to be expected.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22
Ne@@NOTIcE.
Agr.an sOrTHEKN IXYEsIMRNrs IN GOAL,

W.tHA IRON AND TIMBER LANDS.
A. T.. Randle begs 10 call tie special atten.
tion Of persons desiring to acquire such prop
erty in large or small tracts az the very low
est prices, full particulars on application.
Address 3Q3 9TH ~. u. W., Washington, D. z.
The Washington critic., 1888-02-22

The worst ease of resurrection which
has yet appeared in the columns of our
esteemed contemporary, the Republican,
was resurrocting q. Washington last
night and interviewing him for this
mornings paper.
christians" are the only persons in
Turkey who carry on the liquor traffic.
Kentucky ex.postmastcr-on of the
rascals turned out by Grover Cleveland
Democrat--sonds in this expression OF
opinion on the man who failed to get
there in 1884
Blaine has withdrawn,
Let him gol Let him gol
Blaine has Withdrawn,
Let him 10 J J
He defeated us in ~,
lie will do II ncvermOre,
Blaine has withdrawn,
Let him gol
When two young men, with money
and nothing to do, meet, they usually be-
come fast friends.
In business circles:
Manufacturer This tariff reform will
affect my Business materially, sir.
Statesman How, pray?
Manufacturer Raw materially.
rrBRuARY %.
Hail, February Twenty-Five,
We paint you Red and White and Blue
Until you came we never had
4 birthday for our Country's Dad;
In fact. until Won came. We had
No Country that could claim Dad.
But now we have, and here we stand
A Freeman IN u Freeman's Land,
And in thunder tone proclaim
The greatness of our power and name;
And telling IL we are not shy.
For, like our Dad, We never lie :
Hail, February Twenty-Five!
The days like this are mighty few;
Indeed we know there is but one
That gave to us G. Washington;
For history with all its sins,
Ne'cr said our only George was twins.
We love the day; we celebrate
The glory of our great estate;
We let the Eagle snort and roar,
We flap our hug from shore TO shore;
We whoop it up from sea to sea,
We spell II with a great big g.,
And all our voices shout as one
'There are no flies on Washington y
wAXENFs POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY.
The number of Patriots that don't talk
to the woods when ollse starts out to
soak man is sometlhn powerful aston
ishin.
Wimmen oughter be allowed to he can
didates fer olise, fer they say mo" so
frequent when they mean eyes" all the
time.
A Statesman and Patriot never throws
a shore thing over his shoalder.
Saint Doodle is gittin purity nigh as tall
as the GODDESS of Libberty.
When hungry Pattriothollers "Nuh,'
he's about rcddy fer the graveyard.
The dirt on pollitishan's hands most
always rubs of onto the legislation he
| handles.
Black aint one of the cullers of the
American flag.
Openin the campane and the bunghole
| at the same time makes fat ballet box.
A billed shirt aint no more sine of u
able Congressman than a dirty collar is.
Thars good deal of screen to the
| Ampriron EoUla