The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-06-07

The arrest of five saloon-keepers in
this city lately for selling hoEor to In
dams who were clothed in civilized garb,
has been productive of the exercise of
extreme caution on the part of the VEN
doris of the fiery fluid, and they study
the hneaments of strangers with view
TO determine whether they are of the no.
BILE red race or not. Gabe Bouck Is
homely enough to be an Indian chief and
the noted optic irregularity together with
the cultural ugh" with which he pune
tuates his conversation, makes certain
what casual glance would lead one to
snspect-that he IS a genuine child of
the forest and capable of committing am
species of deviltry known to savage and
at court last Monday and the case on
which he was engaged not coming on
tat day, and while he was debating with
himself whether he'd better walk out to
Mishicott or spend the leisure time in
prayerful meditation, Walker changed
the current of his thoughts from their
vibratOry movement between Mishicott
and heaven by suggesting they go out
and take something. When comfortably
seated at table, Bouck ordered some
thing suited to his ardent nature. The
saloonkeeper hesitated and wanted to
know whether "he wanted a lemonade"
The original order was repeated with
sundry unkind remarks concerning
lemonade and kindred drinks which
would pain the heart of d member of the
third party. Seeing that he could not ap-
pear to misunderstood the order given
for the quality of the drink wanted, the
sal0onkeeper turned to Walker and said:
"Mr. Walker you can have anything you
want; but [ can't, sell anything to that
d. lnjun. Five of us fellows was hauled
up last week for selling liquor to two
other Indians and they was fined. What
are all them Injuns doing here, anyway"
AUGUST CANS of Franklin is the owner
of dog which could put down the re-
bellion by look and growl was the
beast on earth at that time. August got
an idea that good dog is Just what The
Pilot office was most in need OF, and on
Saturday last brought the animal in and
offered him for sale. There is no one in
The Pilot Office who can make any use
OF dog; but who would have the hardi-
hood to say anything disrespectful of
dogs III the presence of ferocious look
ing beast which looked as if he would
quickly resent any unkind remarks made
of his kindred? August was told to fix
his own price-in fact that he might take
the Office if he would only regard the dog
as a part Of the assets. Every one prais-
ed the dog, wishing the while that he
was in Timbuctoo, and all sat perched
on high stools, tailor fashion, to keep
their neither limbs from too close an ac-
quaintance with the dogs belligerent
looking snOut When Cans left, the dog
went with him and Saint" otherwise
known as "Horl," came down from the
stepIadder on which he had mounted
to brush off a tiny cob-web which he dis
covered on the ceiling while the dog was
making a few explorations. II August
means to hold to the trade made through
duress, Will he have the kindness to take
care of the dog and draw on The Pilot
for whatever surplus there may be after
expenses are paid? The dog need not be
killed with kindness; the fewer fayors he
receives the better pleased his present
owner Will be.