The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-04-05
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A oofrppenlsst ihtufms ~ that ''su'
Fstns vil ~ bssis uniil tie sap fsas
H. - &c aty Shea fellow cant ieafH
pomaulns vouA remembering
-LshieasrR struck tbs capitol ~
wssaisaloa ths ether De-. sod al seas-
ioa 49, representatives, uaiird IL favor q
''Presoeti8n.
-Te safsof. pho have snccsssioily
remurs ia, ee9,lsa yi lss's haetherr
ssousa H. iasaas5 % praeiies uPos toe
rfs q sialft
Lre aA ~ aae'or pfofnse TO
yoo ieHsy Nn, msmma; he oaly
ssas.. !, sou sogll h's viih me alter !
got msrtlea
-Aa ,achapFs says thai cot Of lo0o
gm8u.ss lfen aar colleges oely 70 make
Cor ihemselrss uaaae and prominence
Thfss sfe probably de basebaiI pitchers
osssueo aad lish iumpew
Tfs uoss ea@rs from New York that
opss pBl W aheeft 10 iew weeks Tbm
inioru aisea j. shaui .. comforting a. Tho
assat.oea that's s,ck maa viii rel better
whet - gets sfli
Philadelphia framp teiused 70 sleep
sitb sfd.np awysr saying that although
be ted neiting iostral lbe lasyer would
pro ely maHasr to 90 mortgage on
hin
Archbishop W6a,ely was one day
saEel If hv rose early he replied sha,
ono b. did. lui be ass 20 proni all the
morning SOD - sleepy ~ the afternoon
tia, be tetstmiasd ept 70 40 it again.
-"Ae doa't cay ebes,nuts any more
he,e, said s,ll tuovn olub man yestsr.
day. THE latest tang il to bawl Hsv-
thorus. for hes the fellow who wrote
'Taiee told tales you know"
--Aa inlaat Was crying iretiully 10 bis
molhsrs arms Ia car the other day. when
she tanned 70 man At Der side with the
reqrasg Of; "Wai YOU plaz9 to Ink cross
At bim, sori hell think it's bis father and
kape shtlll
Minister lioias with the iamily) 80
your papa lets sou have second piece Of
pic sometimes, BODY. I'm afraid be is in.
dalgent Bobby Yes, sir; ma says he in.
dulges altogether too much, bnt | don't
think 40
Here ara Eve gold dollArs," said
grandpa 70 little Harry, "one Tor each OF
yout birthdays What more could little
shaver like yon wish for r. "0nly that
was as Old a. ypu. grandpa" was the
repl,
A young mtn in a railway car was
making fan - laiy's bonnet TO an elder.
ly geniigmab va Tue seat sith bin. Yes"
said the elderly gentleman, "that's my
wife, aud told Der that II she wore that
bonne, some fool would make fun Of it "
-"I hope don't disturb you, madam,
be said es be Yves squeezing past her to so
ont between the acts Not at sll, sir,
she answered With a charming smile, mot
at IN | am pIsased 10 sec going out.
NJ husband ketps the saloon nearest the
theatre
Min, Huboa (at church picnic)-i
The lemon pis you 50 kindly contribut-
ed. Mise Saith, lhd il spoiled" Miss
Smith 10 ams4 merl spoiled Why,
my dear Mrs. Hobson, j, was made fresh
this morning Yes, but unfortunately
young Mr. Sssy sat dosn on il.
When uaw town is growing all the
male Inhabitants vi tue place can drink at
the same bar, bn, they must have at least
five kinds OF churches TO Accommodate
those Of different eraeds, This peculiarly
shoa that religion is divided where sin is
unilel aud the match is unequal.
Muislct 50 yon 90 to school do
you Bobby Bobby Yea, sir Minis
Ter Lsi me hesr you spell bread. Bob
b. y rod Miaisier- Webster spells it
~iib 81 5. Bobby Bobby Yes. ST; | ut
you ditp't usk ule bow Webster spells 1t;
you asked n3e Kos / apsiI H.
~ Nebraska City msn has not spol en-
10 his wife ior several years. but Tor all
that iujgmeoi should not be too hastily
passed bor his motives nnintelllgently i'm
puaned. Perhaps she has talked so con-
siantly all that time tina, be could not q
10 word,
81 hear they are going 10 have dcn-
key patty a. ll.'s.' said Parsons,lle
mar 70 bis asishbof 80 UNDERSTAND.
~a fac reply are yon going 2" 'of
conrse sm said lbe Psrsonviile man,
"th.y c,uida't hsve the party withou,
me Aaiht caaliu't quite make out
What iae otter icilos sAe lAagbins a.,
Papa. @iA a beautiful Girl, II found
several eisas tcailsred abou, the frtn
yanl tb@ aorpiae Dii 700 drop ihemy"
"se, iAey done belong 10 nae. responded
the CID man saauiy after youne samp
son lsii yaa iasi nieat thought heard
boiss ou'aiie, aaa shouldn't b. sarpris-
ell II Nefi TAI 3 sbskiag tim Tor the
cigars Ei6siiy 'le aos sou
~ ssaaia lise % have coin that
bears ibe dsie 4 n,y hitih. SID maiden
lsdy y naesriaio So g a male acqaain-
ispce; a. 800 ibsak yoB cruld get me
onsf m a'fsil uos, be replied.
douhtiails EMae Ola eoius arr rare
ssd ohly y y faaa ID valuable cailec-
iiass Aa3 ~ eafaoi se vhy. uhen
be p4rt sic laaf The asl day she refused
10 res sgnizs ain.
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