The Somerset reporter., 1888-01-18
MISCELLANY.
Some acrobats are fresh and somersault

Some acrobats are fresh and somersaut.
Skin Success Ointment will thoroughly cure
any form Of diseased Scalp or Skin. The Skin
Success Soap preserves the Skin pure, soft and
clear.
l.. H. AHansoa, Hoboken, n. j., says Of Pal
mer's Skin-Success at was God-Send to
me-"
The owners of the weighing machines believe
in st. Nickel us.
absolutely all Skin diseases yield to Skin
Success Soap and Ointment; cleansing and
healing.
Torment banished. That itching and burn
ing on any part of the body cured by Palmer's
Skn-success, Soap and Ointment
The man who always wants new deal is
looking for great deal.
Pain,er's SGin-Success soap and ointment
will cure any diseased Scalp skin. At drug
gists.
Simply HorYTd eczema, eruptions and all
sorts OF skin diseases. Danish them with Skin
Success Use the SIS Soap first to cleanse, and
the SIS Ointment to heal.
Perhaps the proposal 70 take the tax off tobac-
co will end in smoke.
Sufferers from Dyspepsia, will find great re-
lief, by using DIR. Allstons Blood Tonic and
Nerve lnyigorator.
The man who wants tn, earth, is the very
man the earth doesn't want.
WE vCNSOM Blood BLY, Elk EIixi ?
Is warranted, is because it is the best
Blood Preparation known. 1t will posi-
lively cure all Blood Diseases, purifes the
whole system, and thoroughly builds up the
constitution. Remember, we guarantee it,
r. 4, Pattan, Druggist
Blobson-"Good day, Smith. What's up 70
Smith (dolorously) -"Coal."
I,cas troubled wiM catarrh in my head to an
annoying extent for three years. After using
one bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm | was entirely
cured.-Wm. ]. Cline, Victor, n. Y.
Copper still remains high. The man who
cares copper nowadays cares good deal.
CONSTITUTIONAL CorGm SYRUP is sold on the
| "No cure, no pay" principle 1t contains no
opium nor anything injurious. Why suffer with
coughs and colds when for % or 30 cents you
can get a bottle at the drug store Of George
! Gushing.
Another Texas Congressman has got in the
papers. He spread the ice-cream on his bread
From Alonzo S. Weed, Publisher of ZION,
He,uld 81 Bromheld street, Boston. "Seyera
Bottles Of Adamson's Botanic Cough Balsau
have been used in my family with the most graf
flying result We esteem it as one of the hes
Of medicines" Trial bottles 10 cts.
Tobacco men will find no difficulty in turnin.
over new leaf at the beginning Of the year.
On u and reliable Medicines are thcl Isl
wv to depend upon. Acker's Blood Ell.
ixir has been prescribed for years for all i'm.
purities of the Blood. In every form of Scrof-
ulous, Syphilitic or MeIcurial diseases, it is
invaluable. For Rheumatism, has no equal.
h. 7, Patten, Druggist
Congress is taking two weeks rest after tire
weeks of idleness. 1t is a peculiar Congress.
A Friend in Nerd On. WIsTAR's BAIsA'
) OF WILD CHERRY is friend in deed VIII
has not found it such in curing coughs and dis
eases Of the lungs and throat; The sick ar
assured that the high standard Of excellence o
which the popularity OF this preparation
based, will always be maintained by the propr
etors.
An old negro declared he did love to STUN
his toe, because it felt so good when itquit hur
ing.
4 Standard article universally recommended
is JAMES PYLE'S PEARLlNE, which
| Claimed 10 NC the Debt lHlllB ever lnNtnltu II
making washing easy, in hard or soft waite
without harm to fabric hands. No soap
required and the work is done thoroughly will
out it. The genuine is sold by all groccrs, an
= purchasers should beware of limitations.
great mistake To hold oneself too higI
and rate oneself too cheap.
NJ, SON is n SON 'til He ger. Him n WIZ
but my Daughter Is n Daughter all the
days of Her Life
J Both my son and my daughter took Lit
Hop Pills regularly. 1t regulates the bowe
and aiicayS cUre sick or bilious headache, ind
gcstion and kindred ills. All druggists, % cent
or mail stamps to Hop Co., New London, Con
Respect only those who respect themselv
and you will have less to regret.
MON>> OF the good things of tn
NNNN life are sorrowfully Il
alone on account of Dyspepsia Acker
Dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsi
Indigestion and Constipation; sold on
positive guarantee at 25 and 30 cents, |
h. I. Patten, Druggist.
:. A man can fail ten thousand times but the
comes u time when he may succeed.
For three ,ceeks was suffering from SIEVE
cold in my head, accompanied by pain in Il
temples. | tried some of the many catar
remedies without any relief. Ely's Cream Bal
was recommended to me. After only six app
cations OF the Balm every trace Of my cold W
removed.-Ilenry G.. Clark, LIST Division Ne
York Appraisers Office.
! The reproaches of enemies should quicken
to duty, and not keep us from duty.
A Good Investment
Il is that which yields large returns from small o,