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The Grenada gazette., 1888-06-23
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-Minnis-'Pspa. what b vds-
pskS' Papa-"why. IT'S the uni.
versal language" Minnie - Bat
. whs speaks i,F' Papa-'Nobody."
blssAamp.os BepHblteaA
-Res,aursnt Guest-.'W .'Whew! The
cook must have dropped her
vinaigretts into the short-caka"
Waiter-'9 guess you've struck Q
strawberry. sah"-OmaAs World
-'Baagsby. you are presuming
upon my credulity. You never killed
one hundred and nifty rabbits in one
Day" wilkins. assure you have
not devisted . haee from the truth"
-CAieago zri1ssA
An lrishmah took the cart at
Boston for. Worcester. On Jumping
from the cars he remarked that II he
had known he could have made the
Journey in 20 short : time he would
have walked afooir'
-Blenkins says he thinks he knows
where most Of the pins 60 to. He
made the discovery the other night
when he was doing the Infant
PATROL in his bare feet
Doctor (who finds tramp groan-
ing by the roadside) What is the
matter with you" Tramp (dolefnlly)
MY system i all run down" Doc
tor-"By what?' Tramp-'By
dog. ."-Burlingson Free Press
There 10 man." he said. ''who
you would scarcely think is making
handsome income by his pen" Il
certainly would no;." was the reply;
he looks any thing but literary"
Bat he does; be is dime museum
freak. and writes with his toeA"-N
T. Sun.
-Countryman TO furniture dealer)
IL want 10 git bed an mattress
osaler-"YeA sir; spring bed and
spring mattress spose. siry' Conn.
tryman-':No; want that kind that
kin be used all the year around -
Epoch
Mistress Of the House (ts grocer's
boy)-'Tell your employer to send a
boy better dressed next time Boy
There amt no boy in town better
dressed nor what am. The grocer
dresses me three or four times day.
and when l gifts home dad gives me a
dressin' down too. "-2exas Sy!ings.
According to Don't you must
never heed any little accident you
should happen to meet with when out
any where. 1t looks vulgar. When
you unwittingly sit down upon lady's
very best bonnet don't appear con-
cernea'. but smile pleasantly and ac,
as If nothing had happened Other.
wise. 1t would appear as If you thought
it the only bonnet she had. It'd Biea
-'My little boy is wonderfully po-
litc,' said doting mother the other
day. And yet 1t is recorded Of the
very polite little boy that he left a
lady standing in the hall Of his
mother home one day while he went
the rounds of tho house anil grounds
yelling At the top Of his voices
Mother. mother where be youp
Where be you. Isay? The now min.
isters wife 10 here and forgot to tell
her you wasn't homo. Kingston
freeman
Now, Lizzie. said rnal mother
TO her daughter. who was about to
make her first visit 10 the city. ''when
you git 10 your Uncle Johns house
you must keep your eyes open. like
did when was there, SOS not to make
any mistakes and appear green. And
l tell you now that you mustn't pour
your coffee ont into your sasser and
blow 1t like US old-fashioned folks does
here at home; no. Lizzie. you must
blow II. In the cup And don't eat
pie and per:atoes and such things
with your knife; use 3 spoon. I'd be
'shamed il / thought you'd
make any mistake fore your uncle's
folks. ."-Harper's Bazar
The Grenada gazette., 1888-06-23

The Memphis Avalanchs proposes
to Offset the State Of Dakota with q
new one, to be formed of West Ten.
nessee and Kentucky. East Arkansas.
and North Mississippi and Alabama,
for which 1t compounds the name Of
'Tennarkalamis ssky."
The Grenada gazette., 1888-06-23

--President-"Yes, M. Snapper,
the Faculty have decided that you
have broken the rules, and there 10 no
course for us but to suspend you"
Student-''H IN; how about suspend
ing the rulesp" "--Esw Haysa Aews
The Grenada gazette., 1888-06-23

1t 10 said by an eminent physicias
that half Of the supposed mad dogs
have nothing the matter with them but
the toothachc.
The Grenada gazette., 1888-06-23

The annual loss caused by insects
In the United States 10 estimated at
about el5O. oo0. 000
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

phe following from the Hardin
County XVI News indicates that the
warm weather is having n bad effect
upon the folks down south, or they
have changed the brand OF whlskey
since we left; Last week, a baby was
born to a lady near Glasgow Junction,
which has caused considerable COM
ment ~ well az alarm In that section.
When the child was born II was un.
usually large and was noticed to have
a fnil set Of teeth, which were about
me size OF those OF q five year old.
Immediately after its birth IL began 10
talk and 30 frightened the occupants
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Phil lorth started out as usual yes
terday morning with mail and passen-
gers for Tongue river points, hut was
unable 10 cross Pumpkin creek, so
turned back. The middle span in the
Pumpkin creek bridge has been out
for several months and is a source OF
much annoyance TO travellers along
that road. One-hslf the trail TO and
from the county seat Is over that road
aud Pumpkin creek il oue of the
meanest creeks in the country TO ford.
The county commissioners would con.
fer n favor and right an injustice by
fixing up that bridge ut once. ANY.
n who has forded Pumpkin creek
when IL was on the rise will ~appreciat,
the danger of making any other cross
ing in the spring than gu u high and
dry bridge.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

A. J. Maxwell has returned from a
most eventful trip over his stageliu 9
and II wa not a holiday picnic either.
He found that mails were piled UP Oh
account Of u loss Of horses in fording
the numerous creeks and rivers along
this end of the route, all Of them being
swimming deep. Last week M of
his teams were drowned in the Belle
Fourche, the driver having u close cell
and being saved from a watery grave
by a rope being thrown him from the
bank. He lost everything; even bis
hat boots and outer garments. Max
has got everything Strengthened out
no and in the effort came mighty
near getting a chance To swim for life
in the Powder river, Truly the life Of
the stageman Is precarious. In win
ter there Is the always present danger
Of being frozen 10 death or lost in a
blizzard along the barely distinguish
able trails of the prairie and in the
spring and summer high water makes
the mum berless crossings along the
line a live or die experience.
From Mr.. Maxwell is learned that
the two horses seen floating down
Powder river last week we're discov-
cred by one of his stock tenders. But
one of the horses had a saddle or the
other one having a rope about it's neck
and wa evidently being led when the
terrible fate overlook the man in the
saddle. The stock tender padded out
in a boat to endeaver to ave the sad
die and had cut one sinche when he
became alarmed at something that
was dragging in the stirrup, under
the water, and thinking 1t was the
body Of the luckless rider, he let 20
the saddle and in terror padded to
shore, letting the one chance of solv.
ing the mystery go unheeded. The
Yellowstone never gives up it's dead
and who the man was and where
from may be a matter of conjecture
for all time.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
ClingIng To the Last.

The virus Of rheumatism often rem aims in the
system through life, when II does not cut the
thread OF exislenee suddenly, AS II is always liable
to do by attacking the heart. Ere the grip Of this
tenacious disease ~tightens, 1t should be unloosed
by that bene6cent liberator from disease, Hostel
ter's stomach B%itters, which will free the sufferer
~ the outset from subsequent pain and danger.
No purer or more agreeable blood d~epqrent exists,
as multituges u the rheumatic and neuralgia have
ssccrtained by certified experience, 1t l. through
the medium Of a regular action Of the kidneys and
bladderthat an outlet is afforded for the escape Of Inn
Purities which beget not only rheumatic, bat equity
ailments and dropsical e~ffusions. To these organs
the bitters give an impulse, never verging on the
bounds Of irritation, but sufficiently vigorous to
cause them and the bowels 10 perform the funstions
with clock like precision. Use Il also for dyspep-
STA, biliousness, fever and ague and debility.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

The McKanlass troupe failed TO ar.
rive in time lat evening to give their
entertainment al the appointed time,
but they are going to have the per
Torrance tonight regardless Of eastern
engagements. THERE'S over twenty
OF them all told and they look like
thoroughbred Ministries. 1t will make
you laugh plenty and fill you with
joy to see and hear this band Of reputa.
BILE MINISTRIES.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
Don't

Let that cough Of yours run on. You
think it is u little thing. But it may
run into catsrrh. Or into pneumonia.
Or consumption.
Catarrh is disgusting. Pneumonia
is dangerous. Consumption Is death
itself.
The breathing apparatus must be
kept healthy and clear of all obstruC-
tons and offensive matter. Otherwise
there is trouble ahead.
All the diseases of these parts, head,
nose, throat, bronchial tubes and
lungs, can be delightfully."- and entirely
cured by the use of Boschee's German
Syrup. II you don't know this al
ready, thousands and thousands of
people can tell you. They have been
cured by it, and "know how it IT,,
themselves" Bottle only IS cents.
Ask any druggist.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Many of the ordinances of this city
are unknown to strangers and even TO
residents outside the legal fraternity
and court officers, and the suggestion
is made that for the information OF the
public. aud as u further safeguard
against the infringement Of any of
there lesser ordinances, especially mis-
demeanors and attractions ofthe peace,
printed copies be posted in all places
Of public resort. The knowledge of
the ordinances would save many "A
lively citizen from putting his foot
into it.n
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

A JOURNAL mar made the import
ant discovery at Billings a few days
ago of the missing schoolmste the
lOO2-of Mrs. Cleveland's. This old cod
ger was about in bis Goth year and had
surely been nursing the whiskey bottle
long years before frankie was expect
ed. The old schoolmate actually wept
tears of joy when telling his childhood
experiences with the little frankie,
whom he said was a peart, smart little
thing even then-hic.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Louis ]. Reinheimer, the pleasant
and accomplished business man who
has had charge of the Montana busi-
ness Of Hanauer Bros. for six months,
left on last nights delayed train for
Chicago. IL is almost an improbable
ity that Mr.. Reinheimer's Montana
acquaintance and warm friends may
ever see him again and we voice the
sentiment OF the community In wish
ing him unlimited success in the maol-
strom OF eastern commercial life. They
don't make 'em any whittier than the
original "Heimer.r
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
MCINTZRE'S BAZAAR

Head quarters for Dry
Goods, and Ladies' and
Children's Furnishings,
A choice lot of Parasols
and Umbrellas. usually
sold from So 25 to $3.50.
offered at the uniform
price Of $500 each This
is the bargain of the sea-
son. Fine line of Lawns.
White Goods, and EN-
broideries. Send for sam
Piles and be convinced
that we are the lowest
Quality considered in
the market.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

George Beck, a son Of his father, the
brilliant orator ana statesman of Ken
lucky, is a prominent and useful citi-
zen Of Johnson county, Wyoming.
Mr.. Beck's latest enterprise lie the es-
Enlistment of an electric light system
at Buffalo, and the booming mountain
town is now illuminated by the West
inghouse system.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
No Other Railway in The Northwest

has in so short a period gained the rep
utation and popularity enjoyed by the
WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINE.
Froma comparatively unknown factor
in the commercial world, IL has been
transformed To an independent, infiu-
entisl. grand Through Route, with
magnificent depOts, superb equipment
and unsurpassed terminal facilities.
through careful catering TO details IL
has won for itself "A reputation Of solid
ity, safety. convenience and attention
TO its patrons, second to no railroad In
the country. Pullman sleepers, mod
els Of palatial comfort, dining cars in
which the cuisine and general appoint
ments are up 10 the highest standard,
and coaches especially built for this
route, are among the chief elerents
which have contributed towards cater
ing successfully to a discriminating
public. Located directly on lie line,
between Minneapolis aud ST. Paul. aud
| Milwaukee and Chicago, and Duluth aud
| Milwaukee and Chicago, are the follow
ing thriving cities Of Wisconsin and
Michigan I: New Richmond, chippews
Falls, Eau Claire, Ashland, Hurley, Wis.,,
Ironwood, Mich, Bessemer, Mich, Stew
ems Point, Neensh, Menasha, Oshkosh,
Fond du Lac, Waukesha, and Burling-
ton. Wis.
For detailed Information, lowest =
rent rates, berths, etc., via this route,
10 any point In the South or ksss, ar
ply 10 nearest Ticket Agent,o or address
WM S. MELLEN, JAMES bANNtH
General Manager. GenL Psssr, a fieke'A g@
MILWAUKEE,
y. n. ANsoN, Northwestern Passenger Ast
M 10 oolett lima Mlaasa
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Between his duties ss mayor Of the
city of Billings and the rustic for
squsring up of business on the Gazette
and keeping live ads on the jump, f.
b. Camp is kept busy. He takes time
by the forelock, however, when any Of
the fraternity drop in aud never fails
in courtesy and kindly information
about the city.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Fourteen washouts between here
and Forsyth delayed all trains from
the west from ten TO fourteen hours
yesterday. The track is very shaky
east Of here, too, and the train from
the east was forced to run so carefully
that IL fell behind several hours.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

1t would be unhealthy for Daniels,
the sage of Pumpkin creek, TO spring
any more weather forecasts of so n
pleasant a nature upon the good people
of Montana. Daniels is a dandy, how
ever, and we advise him 10 make a lee
ture tour,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Rev. ID. J. Mcmillan, of Deer Lodge,
president OF the college Of Montana, ia
announced to arrive IN Miles City to-
morrow. He will remain over sun
day and will occupy the pulpit Of the
Presbyterian church Sunday morning
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

No word at all from pursuers and
pursued in the Big Horn country.
Deputy Davis says the boys are about
huggiug n big fire through this storm.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Yesterday was the first time since
January that!he Miles City postoiice
has had no mails TO distribute. Too
much water for fast trains to get here
on time,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

As o O rs high water will permit Of
travelling to his ranch on Tongue
river, Capt. Neate will go up there
and bring another bunch of horses TO
the railroad for shipment.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Commissioners Allerton and County
Surveyor Scheetz are up In the Rose
bud country laying out a new county
I)ad,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Louis King says that Mendenhall
has fired the Chinese cheap labor he
had cooking in the Springs hotel and
buxom Irish lasses prepare Christian
food now and plenty OF it..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

and evening. DIR. Mcmillan is the
leading Presbyterian divine OF this ter
ritory and the public are cordially in
vited TO come aud hear him.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

There will be a grand crash Of tele-
phone poles during some Of our sum.
mer gales and 1t won't take many
heavier than yesterdays, either.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Are you weak and weary, over
worked and tired? Hood's Sarsaparil!s
is just the medicine to purify the blood
and give you strength.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

When Baby was lick, we gave her castorla,
When she was a child, she cried for C%astoria,
When she became Miss, she chung 10 Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them CAstorla,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Assistant Gen'l Manager 5. r..
r. Ainslie goes through on No. l this
morning, on his way to headquarters
ut st. Paul.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
LOCAL TIE MS.
4 Sure cure for T,irs.

DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment
has cured Blind, Bleeding and Itching
Piles when all other Ointments have
failed. IL abs0rbs the tumors, allays
ne itching at once, acts AS n poultics,
gives instant relief. DIR. Kinks Ger
mar Pile Ointment isprepared only for
Piles aud Itching OF the private parts,
and nothing .se. Every box Is war
mnted. sold by John Wright. Drug.
gist, Miles City, Mont.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
Special Meeting.

Local Assembly No. 1905, X. of L.,
tonight friday at /. o. o. f. hall.
All members are requested TO be pres
ent. SECRETARY. y
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Fred Whiteside's windmill sue
cumbed to the fury of the wind on
Wednesday night.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

County Attorney Milburn has gone
TO Minneapolis on private business,
which may detsin him ten days.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Asel Kyes, the well known govern
ment contractor, is here from Iank-
to1, OAK.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

+. +. Case and Geo. S. Cleveland,
Jr., are here from Minneapolis.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

All rivers, creeks and cOulees are
bank full OF water, the result OF the
late Iain.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Henry Lewis was in yesterday from
a trip ON the range.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
Wanted.

Thirty woodchoppers at once. APP.
ply to N. BoRcHARDr.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
LOCAL 1T M S.

Chicago is represented in the city by
c. II. HillmsD.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

S. II. Snyder and b. II. Byrd are
here from Wahpeton, Oak.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22

Go to Bill Billiard for Best's Mi
waukee Beer in any quantity.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-06-22
Post Office Regulations.

Eastern mail closes..-..-m.......-..-l;lb a. M
Western mail closes--.-."..."...-.--.-.6aOop p ~
Office open Sunday 7 TO 8 ,. m.
JSo. McAusLASD. + NJ.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-12
VETERANS AT COLUMBUS.
The Parade Said to Have Been the Best
of Its Kind Ever Seen.

COLUMBUS, O., Sept. 1l.-Among the
delegations arriving last evening to attend
the encampment was one of fifteen mem
bers of the G. A. r. from Atlanta.
Word from Pittsburg last night was to
the effect that there, as at Chicago, the sup
ply of cars was limited, and it was found
necessary to stop the sale of excursion
tickets. Such a rush is almost unprece-
dented.
The parade to-day of veterans was one of
the grandest ever witnessed on a similar
occasion. There were eighteen divisions,
eight of them comprising the Ohio depart
ment, which was out in full force.
Gen. Sherman appeared on the stand at
II o'clock, and was received with cheers
Mrs. Gen. Logan, Mrs Gen. hlger, and
Mrs. Foraker, appeared soon after and
we're welcomed in the same way. Judge
Thurman also occupied a seat OH the stand
During the march CIV. Foraker, Gen. Alger
and Gen. Fairchili comma der in chief.
Ex-President Hayes and vile, Gov. Thayer
OF Nebraska, and many ot iers took seats
reserved for them on the stand. The south
ern states came in for about the heartiest
cheers that were accorded to
any delegations. Aside from the drill
lug and marching, ono noticeable
and much applauded feature was the sight
OF 700 children from the Ohio Soldiers and
Sailors Orphans Home at Xenia, who had
come In special train TO see the parade.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-12
NAMES VOTE.
The Republican Plurality Apt to bo
over 10000

Tho Republican Plurality Apt to be
over 10000.
AUGUSTA, ME-, Sept. n.-Chairman
gram to NJ. s. Quay, chairman of the re-
publican national committee at New
York; "We have carried the state
by plurality a of 10000. We
have chosen the entire delegation in
congress Reeds majority will reach 5000.
Tho majorites for Dingley, B)utelle and
Miliken will exceed q, 900 respectfully. We
lave chosen every senator and nearly or
our legislature. and have carried every
county in the state on the popular vote"
STATE sENAToRsHIPs.
PORTLAND, Me-, Sept. 1.-THE returns
from Yesterdays election show that the re-
puhlcans have gained one senator in Knox
county, one in Waldo county, and two in
York county. This makes the senate unani-
NOUS, unless possibly one or both of
the nominees in Knox county
may have escaped slaughter. These
two nominees are Ste Jhen j. Gushee.
OF Appleton. member OF the present senate.
and Randall Koudon of Friendship.
In the house the democrats
gain one seat in Cumberland and
another in Lincoln so far, and lose two in
York county. If the gains and losses con
tinue to offset in this manner the House will
divide as now-122 Republicans and 81
democrats.
A PLURALITY OF 10000.
BANGOR, Me-, Sept. 11.-Three hundred
and sixtyfour towns give Burleigh 70, $50,
Putnam 50, III, Cushing 2,464; Bureigh's
plurality 1858, which is q net gain of 5, ,7g9
over the plurality of 1886. The same ratio
in the remaining towns will give Burleigh
more than 10000 plurality.
HOW THE NEWS IS RECEIVED
WASHINGTON, Sept. 1.-THE senator's
and representatives talked all day
about the Maine election. The latest
information was eagerly sougth and
as eagerly construed to the advantage of
one party or the other, as the case might be.
The republicans made as much of it as pos
sible, quoting Blaine's dispatches rather
than the official returns, claiming there
fore great victory, significant of
the national success in November. The
couplet telling how Maine went
bent for Gov. Kent and Tppecanoe and
Tyler too, was repeated ad nauseam. The
democrats figuring out from the returns that
the republicans had only held their own,
getting no more votes proportionately than
in 1884, contented themselves with the re-
collection that Cleveland was elected in
1884. The opinion was frequently expressed
among democrats, however, that the ma
jority was sufficiently encouraging to them
Senator Allison said to-day that the Sen
ate republicans would go right on with
their tariff programme. They might be
delayed, he thought, by the regretable alb
sence of poor Senator Beck, who was to
have prepared the minority report on the
republican tariff bill, but whose physician
will not let him return to the Senate this
session
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-12
SOUTHMAYD'S RECORD.
His Valiant Work as Secretary Of the
Howard Association.

New ORLEANS, Sept. 11.-By direction
of Miss Clara Barton, president of the
National Red Cross Society of America,
Col. Fred R. Southmayd, member for
Louisiana, left this afternoon for Jackson
VILE, taking with him eighteen experienced
yellow fever nurses Before leaving the
city Col Southmayd made arrangements
for obtaining any number of additional
nurses that the exigency of the case may
require.
During the yellow fever epidemic Of 1873,
Col Southmayd was secretary of the ia
nous Howard Association of this city and
rendered valiant service in behalf Of the
sick during those trying times. In addition
to his duties a secretary of the Howard
Association, be also had charge OF large
section of the city as visiting member and
lahored assiduously in behalf of the
afflicted
Miss Barton has authorized President
Grinder of the Louisiana Red Gross society
to make an appeal for aid for Jacksonville.
This will be done tomorrow. Mayor
Shakespeare has already Issued an appeal, -,
and subsc iptions are being made for the
same purpose.
kilograms from interior points in this
state and Mississippi show that the people
are contributing literally for the benefit of
the sufferers.