Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1888-03-21
BULLY BACHELORS.
An Expose Of the Gang and Wis.,
ionary Schemes they Pro-
pose Attempting.
Sad Fate Which Befell Charley
Brown-Anticipsted Rending
of Friendships Ties.
THE BACHELORS.

The Young and Old "stin." Make an Effort
TO Organize-Hsrnonyo on the Half-shsll
and Lots of Fun for the Future.
Wh u the bachelors began to gather
at Dr.. VIII tney : Ufiice lest Saturday
night II was evident that the organic =,
lou could not be rife, { n without an
absurd fu-s over the president o. b,
rLo--u. Mr.. CamplrlI's name had
beeU prominently m-utl0n' d on ne.
count ol bis mseure age, bat the gen
tIeman had been rereuIing this arsu
m-nt privately. However, he Wa, No,
the unauIui0us choice by any means
Mr.. Batchelof had been heard To say
that no "spu"ney poet .ha occupy the
place OI honor II The struggle Gusts mt
every hair on NY head, und | value
my balr above my purse"
Mr.. Cutllrr, as representing The
more yuulh,ul OF the bachelors, had
aIso Ueen suggested, but "spouney
poet' was ul-u hurled al his het d, and
SIMON Ba-lnski went down under
the same <, nrral aud absurd charge.
As the gentlemen assembled aud
gathered IN htLle knots, whispering,
Chsirmau Hawkins Went To thinking,
and discern, y an Unpleasant row, de-
llermln.d to stay The fury OF It by AL
adjournment or the appointment OF II
committee On organization.
Al $50 O'clock Mr.. Hawkins called
the meeting 10 order and asked for the
report Of The special cOmmiIl.e ap
pointed AT the lusl meeting.
Mr.. Hail, ou behalf OF that com init
Tee, sald the plan uf Organization foI'
mulated 10y hiuIseif anu co committee
men, was ready, but that II would uoI
De r-poited unIll permanent ofiicer'
had been elected.
Mr.. Collus.-"rhAt's funny pro-
c.edIug, Mr.. Chairman; / thlDk the
piun sboul be submitted ut once, ~
tnat those who see objections 10 the
uIeasufe may state them briefly al
once, III order that, n leuable, they
may be speedily Obviated. 1t would
be II deplorabe calamity If this com.
mIttee were allu Ned 10 say it will or
WILL not do su.and.su. Are We ~ be
bulldoZed at the very outset OF our or.
ganIzaliun? AIe We t. submit 10 the
arbitrary will OF committee ap
pointed 10 do n certain work Tor which
they were specially and particularly
called by their i.llOws-a work the,
were expected 10 perform wlthuu
pr judge, without malice, with Ia,
SIM le purpose of harmonious co-opera
tlun aud friendly di,interestedness?
answer. no! Aud 1 repeat, never
; | sianu here"
TueChalrnan.-'And you will oblig,
me by sllt,ug down. | can't stanC
tna racket aud k ep my coat oun
CHARLEY Browu.-"Yes, SIR, aud L.
The Chairman (who had not befUr
OBJ erved Mr.. Browul.-"Put lha
man out. He has no more show her,
than the sailor who tried to pass him
self uff for Eunuch."
Mr.. Brown said he was one Of tb
boys aud din not propose to go, bu
NJ. Wiley seized HIM by the back O
the neck and hurled him htadlonI
d wn the stairway, u warning 20 olhe
in eriopers not offend the nsjesty Z
b, Ca lOr's gathering.
Mr.. Brown, who is very heav
gentl, man, rolled out onto the sid,
walk and into the mud, but he was no
seriously injured aud soon recovere
his usual good Datured dempanor. III
said he knew he had no busine.
there, but was so mixed up with thel
fellers all thu time he kind of though
he was one OF 'em." He has threa
ened, however, to get even; and you
reporter, who bad chat with hir
since,is inclined to believe that Charlie
will not allow the Insult to his perso
10 pass without resentment.
Alter considerable debate IL VIZ
agreed 10 allow the committee TO r,
port Ih" plan Of organza,ion so far q
the officers oi the clGb were cot
cerned, aud withhold the balance ,
hereport until the officers were chose
, and installed.
Mr. Hall then reported:
President.
Two wee presidents.
Que recording secretary.
One corresponding secretary.
One treasurer.
. One Doork,eper.
One caterer.
Three trustees.
Committee Of five on morality.
Ca motion Of Mr.. Eisenberg q com