The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-02-24
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

goes on nead.
The way to have a good credit is 70
keep out os debt.
What kind of men ought to shrinL
The man who wants the earth gener-
allv gets it-after he is dead.
The consciousness of duty performed
gives US music at midnight.
This is burning shame.'' said the
man who was smoking a bad cigar.
The gatekeeper at the railway cross
ing should be a man of signal abilities
Franklin did not commence his phil
osophical researches till he reached his
j0.h year.
Every time you pay a debt you ara
doing right and helping to put money
i'll circulation.
a kind word costs nothing, and the
return of il may come at a time when
you need it most.
"He gave me some pointers, said
tie tramp to the farmer ''he iabbed
me with pitchfork."
Getting up with the sun is a common
practice where there is a teething bow
baby in the family.
II we're right we can't be hurt by the
truth, and If we are not right we ought
to be hurt righteously.
1t is better 20 have thorns in the flesh
with grace to endure them, than to have
10 thorns and no grace.
You have as much right to put your
hand into another mans pocket as your
nose into another mans business.
YOU'RE man after my own heart
as the blushing maiden confessed when
her lover proposed marriage.
There is no such thing as a hopeless
life-the soul could no more exist with
out hope than the body without breath.
In the Volapuk language the word
for dollars is "doab. y But Il will be
just as hard as ever to borrow one.
Trust no mans appearance-th
toughest bark covers the soundest tree
and the tbiuest ice has the smoothest
surface.
a Petersburg (Va}. patriarch, seven
ty-fve years of age, is married to his
eighth wife and is the father of thirty
six children.
The fastest locomotives in this couu-
try are on the Pennsylvania railroad.
1t is claimed they can go mile in fifty
two seconds.
A good -souled child is a fortress OF
strength between its parents and SID.
The barest stump is beautiful when
overrun by the honeysuckle.
Tom: Il think real estate men are
awfully sel6sh.'' Harry, who IS one OF
them why ?" because they are
always wanting the earth.''
Little boyth tkoCld be theen and not
heard" said Johnny when his teacher
asked him TO recite a lesson that be had
neglected to learn.
The brain of an elephant is somewhat
larger than that Of man, but the trunk
Of an elephant is considerably smaller
than that of woman.
He lat very late hour. with deep
tenderness) How can / leave thee /?
She Really, Mr.. Strayer, I can't tell
you. l wish to heaven 1 could
We should manage our fortune like
our constitution enjoy it when good,
nave patience when bad, ana never
apply violent remedies bat in cases of
necessity.
He who longs after good precepts IS
! quickened in his imagination and
| strengthened in his expression. The
! vine which grows in the sun is the full
est of sap and the sweetest of fruit.
We can't see far the life of Us why q
woman tries TO shoe a hen with the
front of her dress, when by turning
around and shaking her hustle she might
pat an ordinary hen into spasms.
The pleasures of the world are very
deceitful. They promise mole than
they give they trouble US in seeking
them they do not satisfy us when pos
sessing them, and they make US despair
when losing them.
The yourg ladies of Hastings, Neb,
met in council one day last week and
passed resolutions declining to attend
balls with the young men unless The
latter should consent TO recognize them
when there is an opera.
y man told his friend that he had
joined the army. What regiment -
asked his friend. s'Oh, l don't mean
that; mean the army of the Lord. "
"Ah, what church - ''The Baptist ''
why" was the reply, that's 10: the
army; its the navy
Lucy-"Are you the gentleman who
is going TO take sister 10 see Mrs. James
Brown Potter tonight 20 Mr.. B.
Yes, dear. Why do you ask -
Lucy-"Oh, nothing, only l heard her
tell ma she was going with bore an l
wanted 10 see what he looked like
Fond Namma-HoW is it young MT.
Fley don't ask you TO go out riding =
| saw him out with Miss Pert to-day.
Daughter-I'm sure l can't tell. l
praised his horse and said l heard ne
was good driver and all that, while
Miss Pert only spoke to him once. t0nu
. Mamma-What did she say then
DauShter-She asked him if he could
. drive with one hand.