Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-09-10
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"Yes,'' said Mrs. Spriggins, 'Johnnie is good
enough boy when he's at school. but he worries me
awfully when he's home on his vacation
Fifty years experience have tested the virtues
of DIR. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry, and it is
now generally acknowledged to be the best remedy
extant for pulmonary and lung diseases, including
consumption. Were it not for its merits, it would
long since have "died and made no sign
1t is a queer coincidence that red is made from
madden, and bulls made madden by red
HAY FEvER.-I have been afflicted with hay few
er from early in August until frost. My eyes would
a stream of water and sneezed continually.
I advised to Ely's Cream Balm. 1t has
worked like charm and say am entirely
cured Mrs. Emeline johnson, Chester, Conn.
1 have been for several years a sufferer from hay
fever and severe head colds. have found nothing
that can compare with Ely's Cream Balm. would
not be without it for any consideration. 1t is sim
ply wonderful in its effect upon the nasal organs.
S. A. Burt, Wilmington, N. c..
The dog days this year have been mainly of the
Esquimaux dog variety.
Only one remedy is known to medical science
that will prevent sudden death. We every day
reading or hearing of some one who has suddenly
died from heart disease apoplexy. Do not de-
ayl you suffer from headache or pressure in top Of
head, numbness prckly sensation of limbs, pain
around or palpitation of the heart, spots before
eyes, dizziness especially on suddenly changing
the position. You have warning symptoms that
should not be neglected. Buy and take, as direct
ed, bottle of Anti Apoulectine, the only apoplexy
preventive and paralysis cure. Send to DR.. f. s.
Hutchinson & Co., Enosburgh Falls, VT, for circu-
lars and testimonials.
An editor, who does not mind joke at his own
expense, says he went into drug store recently
and asked for some morphine. The assistant OBJ
jected to give it without a prescription. "Why,'
asked the editor, "do I look like man who would
kill himself?'' 81 don't know" said the assistant;
eff looked like you 1 should be tempted
DIDN'T WANT A GIRL.-Last my wife's
health all down, and she wanted me to
hire girl to do the work. In little while found
thought would suit her, when to my surprise
she said need not hire any one, as she felt much
better, and thought another bottle of Sulphur Bit
tiers would cure her.-Donald Grey, Al Worcester
square, Boston.
Teacher-In what battle was General Blank kill
ed? Bright Boy-His last one.
The handsomest lady in Barton remarked to
a friend the other day that she knew Kemp's Bal
sam for the throat and lungs superior RENE
dy, as it stopped her cough instantly when other
cough remedies had effect whatever. So to
prove this and convince you of its merit, any drug
gist will give you il sample bottle free. Large size
soc and 81.
1t Is enough TO take the romance OUT OF the Host
ardent to discover that his best girl has set
the clock an hour fast when he calls.
ECZEMA, ITCHY, SoALY SKIN ToRTUREs.-The
simple application of Swayne's Ointment without
any internal medicine, will cure any of letter,
salt rheum, ringworm piles, itch, sores, pimples.
how obstinate or long standing. 1t is potent, effect
i've, and costs but triie. olo-22
Mother-And do really feel so very bad, Bobby?
Bobby-Yes, ma, amt quite sick enough to need
any medicine, but I'm little bit too sick to go to
school.