Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-09-03
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instantaneous photography is now being used to
assist judges in making decisions when the finish
at horse is doubtful.
Nathan Plummer, NJ. D., of Auburn, N H., says
that he has used Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry
in his practice for more than ten years. and finds it
the most effectual remedy within his knowledge.
He recommends it with great confidence to those
subject to coughs and pulmonary complaints
Isn't it little strange that when ship is loaded
she is generally well balanced, but when man
gets that way he is pretty certain to lose his bal
ance2
HAY FEvER.-I have been afflicted with hay few
er from early in August until frost. My eyes would
run a stream of water and sneezed continually.
L was advised to use Ely's Cream Balm. 1t has
worked like a charm and can say am entirely
cured.-Mrs Emeline johnson, Chester. Conn.
have been for several years sufferer from hay
fever and severe head colds. have found nothing
that can compare with Ely's Cream Balm. would
not be without it for any consideration 1t is SIM
ply wonderful in its effect upon the nasal organs
S. A. Burt, Wilmington, N. C.
Tubbley (bashfully, and removing his hat spas
modically)-Is Miss Tremmer IN? Maid-She is;
but she's engaged. Tubbley (who settled things
last night)-I know it-I'm the young man.
that will prevent sudden death. We are every day
reading or hearing of some one who has suddenly
died from heart disease or apopleXy. DO not de-
laylf you suffer from headache pressure in top OF
head, numbness or prickly sensation of limbs, pain
around papitation of the heart, spots before
ewes, dizziness especially on suddenly changing
the position. You have warning symptoms that
should not be neglected Buy and take, as direct
ed, bottle of Anti Apoulectne, the only apopleXy
Hutchinson & Co., Enosburgh Falls, VT, for crcu
lars and testimonials.
The Russian law prohibits joking about the Gar
That's why no in Russia ever refers to him as
an old Czardine
DIDN'T WANT A GIRL.-Last summer my wife's
health was all down, and she wanted me tt
hire girl to do the work In little while foune
one thought would suit her, when to my surprise
she said I need not hire any one, as she felt mucf
better, and thought another bottle of Sulphur Bit
tiers would cure her.-Donald Grey, Al Worceste
| square, Boston.
! 1t pleases Chicago paper to notice that ST. Loui
has the advantage other cities 1t never ha
to quarantine to keep people out.
The handsomest lady in Barton remarked t.
a friend the other day that she knew Kemp's Bal
| sam for the throat and lungs superior RENE
dy, as it stopped her cough instantly when othe
cough remedies had effect whatever. So t
prove this and convince you of its merit, drug
gist will give you sample bottle free. Large siz
SOC and 81.
The son of Detroit railroad man punishe
at school. He told his father he was sufferin
| from misplaced switch
ECZEMA, ITCHY, SoALY SKIN ToRTUREs.-Ih
simple application of Swayne's Ointment, wlthot
any internal medicine, will cure any case of tettel
salt rheum, ringworm, piles, itch, sores, plmpie
eczema, all scaly, itchy skin eruptions, no matte
how obstinate or long standing 1t is potent, eHec
| i've, and costs but trife. olo-z
Ebenezer-Whot's dis year free wool dey's tall
in' about in de papahs? Ezekiel-Dat's us; whe
Abraham Linkum 'mancipated de niggars. he mac
dem free wool See?