The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1888-01-19
BRHuSA-BRAC.

Although he covets 1t from BIRTH
And covets 1t through life's brief span.
Man never, never gets the carth
1t is the earth that gets the man.
Lit Out-A runaway match.
A winter rcsort-Thc open fireplace.
Yard Stick-Onc of your clothes poles.
The oystcr-opcncr's duty is on the raw
material.
Chicago editor discourtcouSly refers to
woman as ugly enough to stop a clock" "
New Years Notc-Patcnt leather pumps
are appropriate presents for miikmcu
Mild, soothing, and healing is DR.. Sagc's
Catarrh Remedy.
The vinegar trust is the latest. II is said
to be very sweet thing for those WHO are
on the inside.
There is no bcautificr of complexion or
form of behavior like the wish to scatter
JOY and not pain around Us.
"Picturcsquc' is a great "socicty" word
now. 1t is used to describe almost every
thing except grddlc cakes
The disgustcd German was not far wrt NJ
when he said, apropos Of the tclcDhonc,
"Iou begins nit hello, und ends nit ohell. >
The people in the audience who talk con-
N'''iiIlS1 'It pltStCSS Gl Il pay
should learn the deaf and dumb alphahci
1t is no great credit for the worm to turn
when stepped upon. A barrel hoop will
do the same thing.
She-Lan' Oh tlc lbcn, Druddcr Eli,
Did you come on dc kyars, or by private
conveyance? llc--privatc conveyance,
chilC-I walked.
In round numbers it takes billion dol
lars in money, coin and paper, to meet tht
normal, everyday currency demands 0!
the American people.
Ruskin says, "AInn should resemble :
river" Some men do in ona rcSpcct, al
least, The biggest part of them is lh2il
mouth.
Yes, indeed" said Mrs. Parvcnu '4,c
tween weddings and funerals and dress
making we are all kept on a perfect chaos
in society,""
Oar is two kinds O men what tells stories
One talks ter 'muZc you, de udlcr one talks
to muZe hisScf. IT wont be hard fur v0,
ter eide which one does the mos talking
When man in q responsible position
makes too much show Of his picty. anl
says, 81 am holicr than thou" il is time tC
examine lis books and count his cash before
he sllipS.
"lIow old are you, Mary?7 asked Mrs
Blank of her houscmaid Gwen, murn,
m Just 70, but when put my money in
the bank told the man | was a great Zeal
older, SOS I'd get more interest on it,"
When ice is thick and dccp's the snow,
And winter days are drcur o.
Man wants but little here below
Zero.
The dcSpondcnt papa of a newly born
No. . girl vas asked the other day what he
had calEsd the child. "ChCstnlts" was
the grim reply; and congratulations were
reserved.
The mcn-physicians, scientists, and
othclS-whO lost !hcir lives while ASCENDING
high mountains in foreign lands. were
probably among those who looked upon the
smal! boy who cracks a dynamite cap us Il
tirst-class idiot.
at christening, While thc minister Wa
giving certificate, he happcncd to eoy.
Let me sCC-thS is the 3O;h." "!Ep
thirticth! exclaimed the indignant mother;
indeed, it is only the eleventh."
A hen owned by Mr.. Flynn Of Russia.
vile, Ind, recently laid an egg on which
the words, "In Coz We Trust" were
plainly imprinted This might be all rirht
If the bird had been an eagle, but il seems
rather bad form in hen.
The plan of living within ones earnings.
ana steadily laying aside something, how,
ever little, for 4 rainy day, looks to be very
SIMPLE and easy, but in fact it is the hardest
thlng that the average citizen has to learn
IN his efforts to get ahead in the world.
Genius recognizes hat il speaks no LONGER
Tor a tribe, or a nation, but for All the
world What sharper contrast can there
be than That between Homer singing hex.
amctcrs to village crowd in Thcsslly and
Homer annotated by Gladstone and pub.
liShcd IN languages spoken by I00,0 600, 600
Of people.
~ lady who had been abroad was dcscrib.
ing some Of the sights Of her trip to her
friends. But what pleased me most of
anything" she continued, was the ;5trag-
burg clock" go how should love TO see
II! gushed sweet companion: 81 am 50
interested in such foreign sights And did
you sec the Watch on the Rhine, tooY'
The Assembly now in session at ALBANY
is an Interesting body. Il has both Water
and Frost, one Weed, Bush and a Coon
IT holds the Fort while one Of its mrmj,rr.
is Hunting. One of its statesmen is known
TO he Prime and other Mabic. Brown,
Green and White give color to the BODY,
One member is Moody and another Saycry,
There is one Church and, naturally. y
Knapp. Mr.. Gallagher is on hand to "lrt
cr go if the necessity for such y sfr,,
should arise, in this Sir. Gallup stand,
ready to aid him.