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Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-12-21
BUSINESS MAxlms,


| Familiar sugeestions Mode Plain by
Copious Explanations.
An artlcle bearing the above title is
gong the rounds OF the press, 1t
enumerates the qualities that go to
make up D hrst-class business man.
some OF the suggestions might be made
httle palmer us thus
l. "He Is strict In kp'ping his en-
gagements'" That's SO. If he has
any engagements he doesn't give them
to Tom, DICK and Harry, he keeps 'em.
q He does nothing earelessly or in
a hurry. You can just bet he doesn't.
II he finds himself in hurry he waits
unul MS hurry Is over we have
known a business man 10 refrain from
doing any thing for whole year be-
cause he was in hurry
D. HE employs no ore to do what
he can easily do himsel! That is to
say, he won't pay man to go to the
old Harry when he is travelling in that
direction as fast us he cal himself.
4. "He keeps his designs and bust
ness from the view OF others" There
is an exception TO this rule when the
business man is running show, and
no one but business man can run
show. Then he doesn't wish to keep
things from the view OF others. He
wishes others TO see his 'iews as often
as possible, at so much view.
8. 'He is prompt and decisive in his
dealings" Especially when he is deal
ing poker. And no can deal Il man
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-12-21
Is II any Wonder.

that DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery outsells all other blood and
liver medicines, sinceit possesses such
superior curative properties as to
warrant its manufacturers in supply
ing it to the people Gas they are do
ing through druggists) under condit-
ions such as no other medicine is sold
under, viz; that 1t must either benefit
or cure the patient, or the money
paid for it will be promptly returned.
1t cures all dieases arising from de-
ranged liver, or from impure blood,
as biliousness, silver complaint" all
skin and scalp diseased, salt-rheum,
letter. scrofulous sores and swellings,
fever-sores, hip joint disease and kin
dred ailments
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d. S. Troutman, West Fork p. O.,
Reynolds County, Mo, writes as fol-
lows: al sold one bottle of WHITES
CREAM VERMIEUGE to my neighbor,
Mr.. Allen Moore. He gave the med
icine to three of his children, and 1t
brought from them fully 300 worms.
This, l think, is worth calling atten-
ton to the friends of children and
enemies to worms. Twill soon order
more of the VERKIFUGE." For sale
by ii. b. Garner.
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map OF this Short Route mailed freq
Address,
J.E. LOCKWOOD,
Kansas City, Mo.
II. ID. ELLIS, Ticket Agent
81 Madison Street Memphis, Tenn
THE MARKETS.

PROVISIONS.
Butter-Country, 20 to 25 cents.
Conee-Green, y to 25 cents; roasted, 25 I,
IS cents.
Eggs-ld95 10 20 cents.
Poultry-Hens, s. 90 to $50, Chickens, small
l.5o 10 LIS, large 50 to 9.25.
Bacon-Country Hams, Il to Is cts; should,
ers. NJ; Sides, l2; Sugar cured hams 10 to II
Dried Beef, Is cents.
Lard-Choice leaf, l2lS to IA cts.
Sugars-Granulatcd, 50 to ots.
VEGETABLES AND FRUITS.
Potatoes-Irish, new, 75e. per bu; Sweet
Csc.
Applos-S2.OO to $50 ban rell.
onions-Sl.2S bushel.
Cabbage crate.
Beans iOcts. gallon.
CANNED GOODS.
Tomatres-sb cans, $3.50 dozen.
Cornish cans, $3.50.
Beans-2b cans, $I.25.
Feas-2ib can, $3.50,
oysters-Cove, 2ib can $500
" lib can $40.
Beef-2ib cans 20 to IS cts.
MIsCKLLANIEs SUPPLIES.
Flour-Patent, 1900, STANDARD $3.50.
Molasses-New 90 TO T5c.
Nuts-20 cents.
Oils-20 cents.
Wool-80
Feathers-40 cents.
Seed-Clover, $3.50
Nails-S2.76.
GRAIS, ETo.
Wheat, 90 cts, Oats, 40 cents, Corn Hay
Rye.
IOITIQVIIIE MARREr
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Are You Going to Kansas
Missouri, Colorado, Cali
fornia or Any of The
Western States?

Ifyou should avail yourself of the
advantages that are now offered by
che Kansas City Route, the only d.
rect route from the South to the
West and Northwest. This line runs
its entire trains, with Pullman Palace
Sleeping Cars and free Reclining
Chair Cars, from Memphis to Kan
sas City, saving many hours time
over any other route. Ifyou are 60
ing you will save money by purchas-
ing your ticekts via Momphis and the
< 6 snses i lSSp Rso IRgt Sepd for large
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South Kentucky College
The next Session will begin
TUESDAY, Sept 4,

This school has an enviable record for the
thorough methods Of teaching pursued.
Old fossilized ideas OF training and deciplinc
ind no place in Its management.
The Cramming process In Education 10
studiously avoided, as well as the machine
methods OF many, so called, grade schools.
To know from memory is good, but to be
able to know by thought is better. Pupils are
encouraged to tho exercise OF all their better
powers.
The faculty win remain, as it has been for
year past except the place Of Prof Dabney
will DO supplemented by PROF. FLEMING.
1t will be seen, therefore, that tho faculty
consists OF the same number OF professors and
teachers ana that all the advantages usually
offered are still to be obtained as any former
session.
Young men may board at any
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-12-21

WHITES CREAM VERMIFUGE is the
largest 25-ceDt worm medicine in the
market, the dose being small, it is the
cheapest. 1t ia its own purgative,
aud does not require to be followed
by the nauseous dose of castor oil or
other purgative medicine, Full d.
rections on every bottle. For sale by
IL. b. Garner.
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LOUISVILLE MARKET


| FLOUR, MRAL AND MILLsTUFP.
FLoUR-Round lots sell as follows: Choic
patents, SO 0OlG6 rs; plain patents, 5.T56l6. OC
choice; S5.5oG5 rs; plain fancy. s5.25; No. !
s. 10000; extra family, "a. 5OGl rs ;buckwh at
81. 25Cg6 80 for Eastern; IS. 50g5.75 for Western
CoRSNEAL-Bolted, $3.50 d 100 ID kiln dried
$50.
MILL FEED-we quote on arrival; Bran, SIS s.
shorts, slo.5O; shipsturs, SIG.
GRAIN AND HAY.
WHEAT-we quote No. 2 wheat to arrive; 81. o
for red.
CoRN-No. mixed, to arrive, SIC; white
sec; ear corn, 20 40c.
OATs-No. new oats, Is %;
RYK-No. rye, 56I3
HkY-Fancy timothy, Sl4 80 choice, $500.
low grades, Sll@le
sTRAw-S 50f ton.
PROVISIONS.
BACON Clear rib sides, $50. clear sides, 9IIc;
BULK MEATs-Clear rib sides. ne;
SUGAR CURED MEArs-Hams, lllel9lil8c for
large to small average; shoulders 90; break
fast bacon M.
LARD-ChOice leaf. 90; in kegs and buckets,
loo.
GROCERIES.
CoFPRE-Rio. ordinary. l5Ca15l<c; prime, Ice
l6lz ;chOice, l7lSGlSi; fancy lsc; peaberTy 1856;
golden Rio, l9c; Java, 9lCg2lc; Mocha, 16d2sc;
Lsguayra, Is; Arbuckle's Ariosa, 2lI4c.
M0LAssEs-Corns syrup, 2Tc sugar syrup, S2d
3'c New Orleans molasses, good, 25CGio
RicE- Sd6l Tcforgoodtoprime.
sUG AR-Granulatet. 1926; confectionery A;
u; O.. '"; powdered, SC; cut-loaf, $40
New Orleans sugars, 5s4(l6Isc
CAsDLEs-star, Nos. 1 to s, 91IGl0c . n.
STARCH-.Ac q Ii.
soAP-German, $3.50 2 box of 40 ne for COM
mon, $3.50 for best; ivory, S4GG.Tb for rs n
boxes.
COUNTRY PRODUCE
BUTTER-ChOice country. lsd20c = n; low
grades, 7gl2c; dairy, 29(G25c; Elgin creamery,
sec: oleomargarine, l5GlIc.
CHEEsE-Fency full cream cheddAr, l2l<(6
he; twins, l2c; Young Americas. l9c;
race.
PouLrRv-Hens, 81 90 p dozen; ducks, live,
= soGl q dozen; youngspring chickens, N.2S
as. 90 q dozen
EGGs-we quote at lsc q dozen.
TALLow-5c = n.
BEEs~ AX-2Oc II 10.
BRooN- CoRg-2d9c for common to good.
Observation-Disclosures large, SO IS.
APPiFs-Sl Oo(fS2 90 per barrel.
0NIoHs-tl. S0(a sl.65 per barrel,
BEAES-H. r Michigan $500 per bushel.
n rs
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CoUssEN's HONEY OF TAR and DIR.
TABLER's PILE OINTMENT are good
sellers with us, also WHITES CREAM
VERMIFUGE, but TAYLoR's SURE CHILL
CURE leads. All appear to give salts
faction wherever used. For sale by
Ii. b. Garner.
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"The cry Is still they come" for
CoUs sENs' HONEY OF TAR, because it
is the only remedy that will positive
ly cure coughs, colds and ALL diseases
Of the throat and lungs. For sale by
II. b. Garner.
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We warrant TAYLoR's SURE CHILL
CURE TO give entire satisfaction in all
cases that it is recommended for, pro-
vided the contents of a bottle are used
according to directions. For sale by
II. b. Garner.
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$500 Reward for an incurable case
of chronic Nasal Catarrh offered by
the manufacturers of DIR. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. 50cents, by druggists.
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Agents profits per month. viii
Vh VEN prove IL or paw forfeit. New pot
eDeJEe traits just ont A 50. 30 sample sent
free TO all w H. Chiiest son,
2s Bond St., N. Y.
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The Keu,uoEiau give. you all tho Tobacco
l'u,,au,
, 1888-06-03
Organizing.

A meeting of representative Democrats
of the city was held last evening in the
city hall for the purpose of organizing a
club to enter the National League of
Democratic clubs which meets in Balti-
more in July. There was a large attend
ance. The meeting Nas called to order
by Henry Altman, after which Gibson
Clark was elected temporary chairman
and Jno. F. Carroll temporary secretary.
a committee on constitution and by
laws consisting of W. R. Stoll, John A.
Martin, W. L. K~uykendall, Luke Wiirin,
Joe. A. Diaper, A. @. Snyder and..Jno. f.
Carroll was selected. The meeting ad-
iourned to the court house at s o'clock
to. morrow evening, at which time a
permanen organization will be effected.
, 1888-06-03
PETERS PLEADS GUILTY.
The Forger Declines to Face the
Prosecution.
A Number of Cases Disposed Of
Yesterday.
A Resume of the Days Court
Business.

Considerable business was transacted
during a short session of district court
yesterday. The acknowledgement of
guilt by Peters, the forger who swindled
Thos. Burke and several merchants by
using the farmers name without author
ity, was quite a surprise.
In several instances the second counts
of indictments were quashed. This was
done as a matter of expediency.
Subioined is a summary of the business
transacted:
Territory vs.. Adrian Everetts, under in
dictment for murder and convicted of
manslaughter; hearing OF application for
new trial set for June Is.
Territory VS.. Waller and Gehm, alleged
grand larcenists; motion to quash second
count of indictment submitted without
argument and sustained. Pleas Of not
guilty were entered.
Territory VS.. Eaton, charged with rob
berry; motion to quash second count Of
Indictment sustained and plea of not
guilty entered.
Territory VS.. Peters, forger. Defendant
pleaded guilty.
Territory VS.. Germs and Ketchum. con-
victed periurers; one week given in which
to file afidavits on motion for new trial.
In the case of Swan VS.. Swan Bros,
leave was given Geo. McSwain to file APP
plication to make Receiver Nagle a party
to the suit.
Corey VS.. Corey, motion to vacate gled.
Guthrie vs.. Union Pacific railway, dam
age suit. Demurrer Of defendant argued
and sustained and leave given to amend.
Talbot VS.. Wyoming Fair Association.
Demurrer by defendant argued. Matter
taken under advisement.
Richardson VS.. Heath, replevin suit.
Motion to quash writ and make petition
more definite and certain filed.
Territory VS.. Baumgarten, grand lar
cenist. Second count of indictment sus-
tanned.
Kent VS.. Coffman. Demurrer argued
and sustained, and five days given in
! which to answer same.
McGregor vs.. Belcher, action for recov-
cry of property. Judgement rendered
for plaintiff and exception taken.
Adams VS.. Adams Copper Mining com
pany. Leave given to file amended
answer. Motion for continuance submit
ted.
Court adjourned until next Tuesday
afternoon.
, 1888-06-03
SERVICES
In Cheyenne Churches During Day
and Evening.

First Baptist church-John Currie
breaches at II o'clock. Subject: Deal
Kindly with My Master" Sunday school
ati2:l5 p. M.
Union evangelistic services at the Con-
gregational church in the evening. Sub
iect: The Loving Calls Of Jesus to the
Unsaved."
ST. Marks church, first Sunday after
Trinity. Litany, sermon and holy.com-
munion at IL. Evensong and sermon at
1880. A cordial invitation extended to
all. Seats free.
First Presbyterian church.-Services
at IL a. IN. and 1880 p. M. Preaching
by Prof. Arms of Longmont college. Sun
day school at 1920. p. m Seats free
and everybody welcome.
First Congregational church, Rev. A.
W. Williams, PASTORAL IL a. m. SER
mon: Satisfied with Christ" and com
munion. 8 p. m.-Union service of all
churches. Sermon by Mr.. Currie, the
evangelist. Cordial invitation to all to
hear the word.
South Congregational church. Preach
ing services in the morning at II and in
the evening at 7.30 o'clock. Sunday
SOhOOi az -.lO SlOSh. iOuhS pCODlO 9
meeting at $50 o'clock in the evening,
conducted bv the pastor, j.. G. LANCE. A
cordial invitation is given to all.
First Methodist Episcopal church.
Preaching at IL a. IN. and 7:15 p. m. by the
pastor. Sunday school at 1915 p. IN,
Young peoples meeting at $50 p. m
The evening service is put at the early
hour of 7:15, in order that the service
may close in time to allow the congrega
ton to join in the union service at the
Congregational church at 8 o'clock.
Young Mems Christian Association
library building, Keefe hall, 1918 Fer
guson street. John Currie, the eyange
list, will speak to men only at 4 O'Clock
this afternoon. Subject: THE Chris.
tan Race as illustrated by an Old Racer. 1"
All young men cordially invited to this
meeting. Reading room open to-day
from 2 to 6 p. IN.
, 1888-06-03
Theft and Mystery.

Officer Thomson last evening made an
arrest which may possibly develop into
quite an important capture. Recently
Jas Newman purchased a job lot of prop
erty, including some live stock, from one
VIM. Burke, a stranger. Yesterday
"Scotty, the painter, a well known char
acter, and Burke stole a gun, formerly
the property of the latter, from Mr.. New
man, and sold it to a second hand dealer
at a ridiculously low figure. Newman'a
suspicious were aroused and he caused the
arrest of the pair.
OF course the man Burke may have
had unquestioned title to the property,
but his actions certainly warrant his de-
~tention. No one seems to know anything
about him.
, 1888-06-03
A WALL OF WATER.
A Ten-Eoot Wave Rushed Down Crow
Creek

Meagre particulars in relation to the
occurrence of a cloud burst on North
Crow creek Thursday night have just
reached the city. The bearer of the news,
who was an eye witness to the deluge,
and observed its effects the following
morning, states that a wave ten feet high
rushed down the stream, carrying every
thing before it. The residents and prop
erty owners of hat section are to be con-
graduated upon the very fortunate
fact hat the murky liquid de,
stroyer selecting the bed of the creek for
its mad Journey. Had it taken a route
across the country the damage inflicted
would have been almost incalculable. The
terrific force would have levelled fences
and foated away ranch structures, while
hundreds of domestic animals who'd have
been swept away and drowned by the
mighty wave.
As it is the loss sustained is confined to
wrecking of headgates and breaking Of
bitches. Every irrigator on the North
Crow was abroad bright and early the
morning following the flood repairing and
strengthening canals and laterals.
The cloud burst p~erceptibly increased
the volume of water in Crow creek at this
point, affording an exceptional opportun.
ity to fill the storage basins in this vicin'
ity.
In this connection it might be well to
remind the citizens of Cheyenne that the
season of cloud bursts is at hand. In the
past great loss has resulted from these
watery visitations and preparations fol
their reception should be made.
Several years ago a large breakwatel
was constructed above the fair grounds tc
prevent the invasion of these messengers.
On several occasions it caused advancing
walls of water to be diverted into the
channel of Crow creek. This breakwater,
which is nothing more thsn deep trench,
is now almost useless, having beer
neglected for some time. In many place:
it is entirely filled.
1t is unnecessary to urge the advisa'
bility of repairing this ditch.
, 1888-06-03

They Enjoy Life.

The Misses Barron, the New Hamp,
shire young ladies' who returned from a
visit to their brother at Lusk a few even,
ings since and left for Alaska yesterday
morning, are extensive travellers. They
have visited the principal cities of the
United States and have twice toured
through Europe. They are handsome
and modest, vivacious and self-assertivc.
The young ladies have tarried in Chey,
enne upon several occasions.
, 1888-06-03
POINTS.

Geo. Jennings is up from Denver.
V. De L. Mansfield, is up from Gree
ley.
Ed. F. Stable has returned from Carbon
county.
G. F. Thompson, Big Springs, Neb.
is in the city.
Messra. Adamson and Badgette are il
from the ranch.
B. f. Pierce, Kansas City. is registered
the Inter Ocean.
Hon. NJ. E. Post and wife left for St,
Louis yesterday morning.
w. A. Demmon, agent for the Wages
of Sin company, is in town.
Thos. Mahan, an Oregon horse raiser
came in from the West last night.
Superintendent Wurtele took a triI
over the Cheyenne & Northern yesterday,
John II. and Thos. f. Durbin are
back from their Carbon county ranges.
Hon. W. c. Sampson left for Portland
Ore, yesterday. He will be absent two
months.
Malachi Dillon, owner of the famous
Rawlins coal mines, and a Wyoming pio'
neer, was in town Friday,
Delegate Kabis left for the st. Louis
convention yesterday. He was accompanied
by Capt. Van Horne,
Joseph Frank, secretary and treasurer
of the Ogalalla Land and Cattle company,
arrived from Chicago yesterday.
d. A. Preston, the well known Raw
Inns attorney, spent Friday and yesterday
at the capital. returning to his home las
| evening.
, 1888-06-03
Moving.

Six companies of the 9th United States
infantry, Col. Osborne commanding, en-
route from Fort Douglas, Utah, to Fort
Lewis, Col, passed through the city on a
special train last evening. All with whom
a reporter conversed appeared disconso-
late. They sullenly objected to being
transferred from the vicinity of the Great
Salt lake to the mountains of Southern
Colorado. The travellers are relieved by
an equal number of companies of the 10th
regiment of infantry.
, 1888-06-03

At the practice shoot OF the Cheyenne
Gun club yesterday afternoon but two
matches were arranged. The scores were
unusually low. Following is the result OF
the contests:
First match, twenty FIVE single Nc.
Combers-P. Bergersen, Is; Ed. Lane,
IA; John Lane, Is.
Second match, single McCombers-Ed.
Lane g birds), 8; John Lane Is birds). 3;
T. Bergersen Is birds), 8; t. F. Dolan
40 birds). 8.
, 1888-06-03

A quiet wedding occurred at the resi-
dence of f. Schweickert last evening.
Henriette Schipporeit and Valentine
Portz, two of Cheyenne's most popular
young people, were united in marriage,
the Rev. j. G. LANCE officiating. Phil
Zehner, Jr., was best man." while his
wife acted as bridesmaid. Mr.. and Mrs.
Portz have the best wishes of The LEADER
and their many friends.
, 1888-06-03
TOWN TALK.
Cosby Little paragraphs Pickea Up
throughout the City.

hrOugnO INV Sio'
Union meeting at the Congregational
church this evening.
There will be some fine horses at the
stock yards to-day.
Fire works are in market and are
cheaper than ever before.
The county brand committee was in ses-
sion at the court house yesterday.
Madsen and Brooks, the injured engi-
neers, are reported out of danger.
The May revenue of the city for the
water system amounted to $5,00l.3 6.
A heavy load delayed last evenings
Cheyenne & Northern train five hours.
A ball for the benefit of the 20"
strikers will be given here at an carly
date.
The maximum temperature yesterday
was 75o, minimum 460. Rainfall IT
inches.
Base ball at the foot OF Eddy street at
9 o'clock this afternoon. Game between
Red Stockings and picked nine.
1 hereby wish to express my thanks to
my numerous customers for their kind
patronage in the past. Ella M. Doyle.
The union evangelistic meetings will
continue at the Methodist church during
this week. The Rev. Mr.. Currie will
speak every night.
The Magic City Gun club has been un-
able to secure live pigeons contracted for
and all matches at live birds are declared
off" for the present.
Two United States patents issued to
Fred w. Schwartz were recorded yester-
day. One is signed by r. b. Hayes, the
other by c. A. Arthur
Several members of the Cheyenne
lodge. Knights of Pythias, will attend the
conclave at st. Louis this month, Rail
way rates have been reduced.
Territorial Engineer Mead, who has
just returned from the Sweetwatel
country, says the grass in that region Is
the most luxurant imaginable.
1t is reported here that Sanderson, re
Gently sentenced to Joliet for completely
in the killing OF Rice near Fort Lar
annie, died in prison this week.
A lengthy circular stating in positive
terms that the %" strike is %not"off "hal
made its appearance here. 1t is signed
by the committee of the brotherhoods.
Parties to the suit which resulted il
the arrest of an individual who threatened
the life of another Decoration day, eff
fected an amicable settlement yesterday
Ransom, the coat thief, was arraigneC
before Judge Fisher yesterday. He PLEADED
guilty and was fined $40 and sentenced t.
ninety days imprisonment in the count.
jail.
Another cargo Of troops passed through
the city during the night. They were
part of the 22nd regiment enroute iron
Southern Colorado to Fort Keogh
Mont.
1t is said that lake Minnehaha will no
be mentioned in the city council during
the next session of that body. The reso
luton to abandon the lake will not be in
troduced.
Some Denver detectives who never de
tect anything recently attempted to kid
nap three persons now In this city. TIL,
objects Of attention are women who raj
away from the House of the Good Shep
herd in Denver.
, 1888-06-03

At 8 o'clock last evening occurred what
is called rain from a cloudless sky" The
only cloud at the zenith was a transparent
fog or haze, through which the stars
could be seen and in which the moisture
was condensed into rain.
, 1888-06-03

JeIUett RefrigerHt0rS, the
best in quality and cOntUe-
ntenCe at the n. Ne. WAR
REV MercGntiIe Com
manu-,
, 1888-06-03
Ell Fl AT HIS


Q. What two letters express the most
agreeable people in the world2
A. U and [.
Q. Why is the letter 7 like matrimony?
A. 1t is the end of quiet and the begin
ming of trouble.
@. Why are kisses like the creation2
A. They are made of nothing and yet
are very good.
Trade at Heath's Cash Grocery and
Market.
@. Why is a weather cock like ambi-
tion2
A. 1t is a vane and differing thing to
aspire.
Q. Who is the oldest Lunatic?
A. Time out of mind.
Heath sells cheap for Cash.
Q. What never asks questions but re-
quIrcs frequent answersH
A. The front door bell.
Q. What most frequently becomes a
woman2
A. A little girl.
Give Heath your trade and save money
Q. Why is a lawyer like a restless
sleeper2
A. He lies first on one side and then on
the other.
Cash buys most at Heath's Corner
store.
@. What is the difference between a
h%oneycomb and a honeymoon
A. One is composed of little cells and
the other is one big sell.
Q. Why is a dogs tail like a very old
person?
A. Because it is in-frm. !
Heath sells Groceries, Provisions. and
Meats of all kinds for Cash at low prices.
Q. What rose is born to blush unseen ?
A. Negroes.
Fruits and Vegetables for Cash at Low
! Prices at Heath's.
, 1888-06-03

A dripping June is good for all.