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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
FINANCIAL.
NEW YORK. BALrIncxx And bIcH
MoHD STOCK ExcEAaGsS
Grain. Provisions Cotton, rosacaa Tar
pentins 1osin. Tar. ana
Peanut Harkst1
rBr telegraph 70 n, plsps.cal


NEW YORK, juno l-Only three stocks made
any pretsntions 70 animation to-day-kssding,
Union Pacific, and ST. Paul There was very
little movement In the last mentioned stock and
II Is feared that the Granger roads viii show q
heavy decrease In ne. earnings and that more
viii DO further cutting OF rates Ia that section
OF the country. II Is believed that some OF ths
smaller roads will Be forced 70 tho wall before
rate-cutting in the Northwes comes 10 an emo
The decrease In the earnings OF ST. Paul. how
ever, had little effect upon tho STOCK to-day.
None OF the active stocks showed arrange OF moro
than per cent The movements were confined
10 very few stocks and these wers principally
among unusually inactive ones, Pullman and
Chicago, Burlington and Quiz being tho most
conspicuous The opening va made st sight
advances over Saturdays closing. and the mar
ket showed an improving tendency during the
1rst hour, which carried some OF tho list 10 the
neighborhood Of point ABOVE the opening.
Union Pacific and Missouri Pacific being the most
conspicuous. Fevsrishness then appeared and
prices sagged OF, and Missouri Pacific devel-
opsd considerable weakness. but 70 was not until
the last hour when the Lowest prices OF tho day
generally were made that It's decline reached
anything like notable proportions The dulness
was Intense throughout after II O'Clock. the only
relief 70 the stagnRtion being drop OF &c In
Burlington. followed by a recovery Of per cent
and an sdyanco Of per cent In Rock Island.
and I y per cent In Pullman. The decline, how
ever, was accelerated after the delivery hour,
but II was then checked and prices rallied i'm
mediatsly, the close being duh but nrm, nj some
thing bstter than first prices, Tho total sales
were only 100000 shareA
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Ceuu,erfsiter. Arres,ed.
By telegraph TO the Dispatch.l

CHICAGO, June A dispatch from Chat
tanooga. Tepa., says: United States officers
have succeeded In capturing Frederick
Fowler aud William Ferguson, two mem
bers Of a counierIeiters' gang. who have been
working this section for over two months.
1t Is estimated that there Is upwards oil Sl0s-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
Tn. snrfriare Court.

lDy sVIUbI HpH V t1o DF0P-1EH'I
WASHINGTON, June The court-martial
ordered 10 try Captain Thomas o. Selfridge
on the charge Of neglect Of duty convened
at the Navy Department to-day. After or
ganizstion the charge aud specifications we're
read ADD Captain seifridge. through bis az
torney, Linden Kent. entered pies OF not
guilty. The court then adjourned until 10
O'clock tomorrow.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
Bsae.BalI Yesterday.
[Rr tolegraph = the DlspaIch.I

Washington:
Washlngtons ......0 0 3 1 0 0 0 0 o. 4
Detrolts ...........0 0 u 0 0 0 3 3
Washingtons, 8; Detrolts, o.
Errors-W ashingtOns, 5; Detroits. 3. Bat
Whitney and Mack; Getzein and
Cancel.
Baltimore
Biltimores .........0 . 101 / 9
Kansas Citys......0 % ] , 0 0 0 o. 3
e.hits- Balumores, IS; Kansas, Cltys,
8. Errors-BatimOre s. Kansas Citys, ..
Batteres-Smith and Trott; Porter and
Daniels.
New York:
New Yorks..... ......0 0 0 l 0 0 . %
indianapolis. > 0 o 0 0 0 %
Base-bits-New Yorks, 4; Indianapolis,
g. Errors-New Yorks. 6; Indianapolis, ID.
Weidmau aud Ewing; Healy and
Daley.
Philadelphia:
Athletics ............f l 81 % . lie
Ciuclnnatis .........0 | Q 0 0 0 0 o. 9
Base.hl,s-Athet ics, T.; Cnclupatis, II.
Errors-Athletics, 8; Cmcinnatis, l.. Bat
weighing aud Townsend; Mdllane
and Baldwin.
Philaaelphia:
Phiadephias.......00 l 0 0 0 0 0 i .
Chlclgos. .........0 l 4 / K .
Base-hits-Phi ladelphiaS, &; Chlc1Ros, 10.
Phi'adelphia., ID; Chicagos. 6. Bat
teries-Casey and Clements; Vanlialtren
and Daring.
Boston:
Bostons. 0O10010 o.
acknowledgements 90 1002 0 o.
Base-hits- Bostons, Z; Pittsburghs, s;
Errors Ostons, 2; Putsbnrghs, II. Bat
teries- Sowders and 0'Rouk; Morris and
Carroll.
Cleveland:
Cleveands.. 4O0O102 / s
Louisyilles .........2 o D o 3 0 0 0 O. D
Observation-Disclosures, 5; LouisvilleS. 9
Errors-Clevelands. 3; LOuisyilles. 8. Bat
teries-Crowell and Snyder; Ramsey and
Kerns.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

Change OF climate or water very often Of
feet the bowels seriously. III on the hrst
symptems Of any disturbance you would
take Dr. Bigger's Huckltberry Cordial much
suffering might be saved.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

Don't you believe that you can get any
good article unless you pay It's value. II my
Gunpowder or Green Tea aud Black at 90
cents per pound Is not as good as most tea at
IS cents, then ask any one who bas tried Il.
JULIEN BINF0RD,
1902 east Main street.
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THAT CONVENTION.

The proposed meeting Of representatives Of
the various loose and inspection markets OF TITS
and other States which We propose TO call during
our Exposition IN order to agree upon a uniform
and reliable plan Of compiling our tobacco sta
tstics and 10 discard tho repeater" In our hg-
ures, we are glad TO say. has so far met with
favor. aud We dosire that our trade organizations
should bring the subject before their meetings
aud suggest at same time day for the purpose.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

JUNE 4-RscOipts; 1876 head Of cattle, 30 sheep
and lambs, 3l3 hogs.
Sales Isl head Of cattle. 80 sheep ana lambs,
"a hogs.
Prices:
Cattle-Bes, ikaJc. gross; medium 20 good,
4a4Hc. gross; common 70 fair, gl.G5ac. gross.
SheSp-3asi(c. gross.
Lambs-5a6c gross.
Hog3-7as;. net
Buiis-2,.s 3hc. gross.
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Death OF a Prominent Citizen or
bussex.

Especial telegram to the Dispatch.l
wAyEELY, Va, June AIR. Nicholas
Burton, one OF the Oldest and most highly
respected citizens OF Sussex county. died Of
home near here this evening. His death
was caused from bronchitis and old age.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

900 in counterfeit coin now In circulation
besides large number OF IS silver ceruti.
Gates. II Is believed the whole gang OF
countsrfeiters will be apprehended awitbin
the next ten days.
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ANheXiIie.


Especial telegram to tho Dispatch.l
AsHEvILLE, y. C., June AT the cleo
ton to-day on the liquor question large
vote was polled. The majority for license is
0C1
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

MIR. W. r. ALLISON HAVING
vi BEEN EMPLOYED AS MANAGER FOR
THE GROUNDS or IhL VIRGINIA AGklCtL-
IURAL And MkOhANlCAL SOCIETY Will -
Ia charge from THIS DAY. There = = sPLtA-
DID GROW lH of 90 yerv Hnqst naeturage. and
he Is directed o. receive and r-sEe limited NUM-
Der Of mils-c0gs. Parli-, defEirg fine pastli-
rage viii do well % apply 81 once 30 ar W. Il.
Allison, on tho EKpos'fiHn trOglf. or address
him hy rOs'al care thi- o0'0l. PRICE - cents
per week I r. each ,.0T. A. VENARLg, JR.
ercroinrY.
EXPOSITION oPiGtE, Jlncf. lss' ieg.eodlw
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IN.uaarcE COMPANIES.

TOHN B. CARY & son,
81 Iioo MAIN STREET.,
AGENTS
LONDON AND LANCASHIRE FIRE INSU-
RANCE COMPANY. OF Liverpool
HAaBUkG-BREagS Y9Rg INSURANCE CON-
PAsy, Of hsmlagx.
General agents foe Virginia aad North Caro-
lima NoRrHw ssTEkN MUTUAL LIFE sNsU-
RANCE COMPANY. ap - Tu&FtJyi5
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

High mass was celebrated BY Rev. p. WILLIE
bald. assisted by Rev. p. Walters After the COM
munion Father Wiliebaid delivered an address 70
the children.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
HARRIAGEs

BURGFsS-FOWLKES Married, in this city
on Wednesday, Nay 30. 1888, by Rev. ]. II HuE
son. Mr. GEORGE II. BURGESS and Miss ANN
a. FOWLKES.
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BALTIMORE srocK MARKET.
RICHMOND STOCK EXCHANGE.

BALrINoEg, MD., June i--yirginia Sc. rast
due coupons, a; do, i0-40s, S5k; do. new Ss,
6lk, Bid to-day.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

E,ERRIs's HOMELESS BREAK
foseust As s' SSss. As casp Rsns s No
MtCkEHRt, CANNED CLANS, CkABs. LOB
SfEh, sALxoN, AND SCHRixP 81
myts MCCARTHY = HAYNES.
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Mr. Higgins Congratulated.

Mr.. John ". HIGGINS, who was recently
elected member OF the Council from JET
ierson Ward, has just received the following
letter from Hon. A. ". Kelley, Judge OF the
international Court at Cairo, d9ted May
18th:
"My Dear John,-I have Just received the
Dispatch you were good enough TO send me
showing that your felow-oitlzens have bad
the good sense to replace you In the place
from which they should never have permit
ted you 10 be removed.
accept my hearty congratulations. ]
shall before long, hope, have the pleasure
Of presenting them in person.
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sArrsNss. cARpxrs. &c.

NEW MATTINGS JUST RE-
~ CEiVEn oli-ciothx Carpels, Rsss. and
aaIs. Hollands lamInockA Lace aud panask
Curtains. Large lot ot choice shades a. NAc e..h
Paper nanxinss If Tho latest styieS AL ordSrs
promptly attended 10 A. JENNINGS. No. ISL
Nam street aps22m
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

Ny Imported sAuterns and CIarets
cannot be excelled for quality and price.
JULIEN BINFORD,
1902 east Main street,
two doors below the Dispatch office.
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H. UEsG IyrnLLrGENCE.
foKr OF RIcHMoXD. JuNs q 80
ARRlYEn.


Steamer Old Dominion, Couch, Ne~ York,
merchandise and paseengors. q. N. Allen q Co,
agen =.
steamer Ashland. ----. rhiiadephis, mer-
chandiso aud passengers J. ". NcCarlez,
as>uL -
Schooner J. r. clayton, Parker. Philadelphia.
coal. Crump & West
schooner John shay, 1uton, Philadelphia, coal,
: II. nawes
schooner Gora'io Nickols. Anderson, George
town, coal, $ n. hawoA
Schooner William AMI James, Williams, Bsiu-
more, COAL 5. H. HAYES.
Schooner Mamie saunders, Bud, Philaiel-
phia, coal. s. u. naNeA
Schooner George T.. Hsllo-k, Kimonds, New
York, iron ore, care Richmond aud Allegheny
railroad.
schooner Mary A. Hood. Somer-. KennoOcc,
Ice, Ms Jane King.
SAILED.
steamer Ariel Deyo, Norfolk. United states
mail. merchandise, aud passengers, l. .. IaIum.
agent.
Schooner r. n. wooisiie. wsde. Boston. coal.
Chesapeake and Ono Railway Company.
Schooner j. X. Manning. Candy. bayonne,
staves, Chesapeake and Ohio railway; Vossel,
Curtis y Parker.
schooner A. r. Crockett Thorndte, Bangor,
railrpad material. tho irodegsr COMPANY YoS-
Hsl. Curtis & Parker
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
GHAIH AND COTTON EXCHANGE

NAshAh AAN IVA AVN GAO q : NUN
RICHMOND. Juno 4, 1888
oYFEaISus.
WHEAr.--4t bushels.
COKS.-2.Od bushels
MEA.-l00 bushels
MILL-OFFAL--l5 tons.
FLOUk--l5O barrels.
SAILS EEP0grsD To aErRgrAVy.
WUEAr.-Mixod. Il bushels prime al 81.
CoBS.-White. 30i bushels prime nc Csc. ; 40
bushels prime on priVite terms: 600 bushels
very good az G7Ac. Mixed, 10 bushels very good
on private terms: 90 bushels very good ct DC.
Total sales Of corn, ,i0f bushels
YLOUR
Wsqlo,s, Fl19. slJ)as175. sIperans. f17Il
50. q: 3EtrI, bL5)hBl75; tLnlE SiaA.5l pat9a,
famlly,coIntry. SL7Jaii.!j
Cotton kGPOac
Market steady
oUOrATfoSi
NIDDLING, 9kc.
Low MtDDLIS1, y.
GOOD ORDINARY. SIC
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FINANCIAL.

OFFICE or RICHMOND PERrxrrAI BrIf.DiS9.l
LOAN. AND Tkcsr COaFAsY,
No. 1901 MAIN srREgf.
(UsDKR PLASTsKs NATIONAL BASKl
KIcAa0ND. Va. Nay =, 1888
NHE BOARD or DIRECTORS OF
Il THIS COMPANY have, In secordsnce with
an smendnen. b tns chArtcr Of said company,
nred the par vslns Of I'll new shares a. ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS. and have authorized tue
issus Of q new series OF rGnnins shares On the
payment Of an entrance fec Of ONE DOLLAR
PIX SHARP. Parties desirtag 10 subscribe caa
MAKO application az the of4es o. me company.
WILiiAa LoyENsrEIN,
my 2si0s Cashier
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Yours very faithfully

n VI IAHILH u
Mr.. Kelley u now en- route for America,
and will be in Richmond before long.
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RoRroF NEWPORT NRw4 JUSEa 1884
by telegraph
ARRIVED.
sch0oners II. n. ogden. Harrington. New York,
W. h. Bailey. Peach. nov ERIK, Lookout, Crane.
New York; uanscom, VI Dlsu, NcW Bayen-aN
10 load coal
GAifgD.
Steamship Seneca, WALKER. New York.
Steamship George AppOld, Fields, Norfolk.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

NEW ToxE. June &--cetson--Gfoss recsiptA
s,s67 paiss kptures closed very dalis sslsA
2al00 bales: Jane. saa3stAa3: JAY $SeoA
go; Ausnss tieo'sslaoS; sspsempeE t&sts
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05
REAL EsrATE ar PRIVATE SALE

NOR SALE Or RENT, Thee
a NEW DETACHED DWELLING 40 A
cast Clay street. lias uine rooms, modern Inn
psOgomcnts, and a good cellar. Apply ~ 100
eest Clay street ie 3Iu.Ih, k&SuH'
LIOR SALE OR RENT, THEr1
& NEW DETACHED DWELLING ,i0h
east Clay street Has Limo rooms, with modern
conyonisnces AID a good cellar, Apply a. l0s
east Clay street. j. 3-su, fu&f3g'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-06-05

NORFOLK PEANUT MARKET.
Reported for tho Dlspstch.l
JUHg s.-Market steady. Prime. 2Ia5c.: ex-
ira prime SIC; common. lac: sheilef. g.;
Spanish. 24agkc: factory nand-picked, sslko
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1888-08-04
A LA CORRECTlONNELLE.

Francais, electeurs, mes freres,
faites treve un moment a vos que
relies 6lectorales: suspended o.
.pol6miques ct vos cr6pages de Chi
Iguons, d'autant plus regrettables
que la plupart d'entre vous sont
chauves; cessez pour une minute
d'atre revisionnistes on anti revi.
sionnistes; mettez an trein a la
fureur de vos discours civiQues ;
que Ia gauche dome pour I'm in
slant la main a la d1oite, ct que lie
centre gauche s'allie momentan6-
ment 4 punion 1epublicaine pour
que tous les parts puissent dams
IN accord unanime prefer une
oreille attentive d ce que je vais
Dire.
Oui, ecoutez-moi tous; car TAI a
vous confer Phlstolre h6roIque ct
6piQue dun komme nu.
Quoi! tomt nu! dira-t-on, n'avait-il pas de
hente7
Nh, DIES le second mot -. que sera-ce 4 In fn9
-Mensieur, excusez-mOl, je CO
Juste quandmon h6ros Went de sorti7 du baiuu.
Je demande pour lul Indulgence, ct ~
compile p
Hassan 3tait done nu...
Je vous pr6viens d'ailleurs quill
ne s'appelle pas Hassan, CONNIE lie
h6ros oriental de Musset , il Sap
pelle Tourtier ct ma rien de CON-
mum nj avec Lovelace ri avec don
Juan CO nest pas u de ces roues
Qui cherchent a seduire les femmes
en- s;habillant du costume lGger de
notre premier pere.
Non, Tourtier nest point de ces
natures d6pravees ct canailles:
c'est un bon bourgeois qui, par
suite dun facheux accident, a en- lie
tort d'apparaitre toni nu 4 trois
danes etfaronchees.
Done Tourtier s'etait mis- tout nu.
MI CONNIE la main,
M CONNIE un plat d'argent, nu CONNIE I'M
!mu' d6sIjse.
M CONNIE le discOurs dun acad6micisn..
Ma ~lectrice rougit, ct je la scandalise.
Mais commment sc fait-il, madame. que Fon
Idise
Que vous avez Ia Jamie ct Ia roitrine bien ?
Comment le dirat-on, 81 Ton p'rr savait rien ?
Oni, madame. comment le dirait-
on, la, je vous lie demande a..
D'ailleurs, n'ayez pas peur NADIA.
me; mou h6ros 6tait nu, il est vral,
mails il 6tait puzzle tribunal cor.
rectionnel a hautement rendu HON.
mage a sa vertu, ct Tourtier, quot
que sans chemise, a etc acquitt6
avec 6loges.
Mas c'est trop faire languir les
danes: il faut que je conte cette
historic.
Et, pour la confer, je ne trouve
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Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The Best Salve in the world for Cats
bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fee
Yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
Blains Corns, and all Skin Eruptions.
and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per
feet satisfaction. or money refunded.
Price Is cents per box. For Sale at
Thibodaux Drug store.
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Nine Major, IL coneierge de NJ.
Tourtier, precis6ment celle qui a
porte plainte contre la nudit6 de
son %infortune locataire.
Voici &c que Nine Major a d6pose
devant le tribunal:
"J'ai surpris, dit.elle, NJ. Tour.
tier tout M sur son palier. J'6tais
avec deux danes, dont une demoi.
selle, a qui j'allais montrer nm ap-
partement. -"
Lei, Nine Major nm bean nom de
table d'h6tel fait IN sigue d'intelli-
gence au president qui ma pas Fair
d%'entendre:
'Pour ce qui est 10 ma propre
pudeur, monsieur le president, con-
tinue-t.elle, vous comprendrez que
tant une femme d'age, Ga ma pas
d'inconv6nient que je me sois trou.
wee Wis avis de monsieur, qu'6tait
nu CONNIE un ver,-bien que je
peux dire qu'except6 feu Major, je
ne connaissais pas pespece humane
du sexe de M. fourier. -. Mails
pensez que Ga ma pas etc de meme
pour une jeune personne, une de-
moiselle, qui nest pas habituee
aux consequences dun mari. All !
monsieur, 81 vous aviez entendu
son crl : "Ah! maman, qu'elle hor-
reur" va qu'elle etait avec NADIA
me sa mere ct qu'elle s'est refugee
dams son sein. Que la-dessus, la
dame s'est sauv6e avec la demoi.
selle ct qu'elle a envoy6 des ser
gents de ville."
Done, VOLTA lie vaudeville bien
expose ct joliment camp6.-..H y a
quatre personnages: NJ. Tourtier,
dams le costume succinct quill est
superfu de decrire; Nine Major,
qui, ercept6 fen MAJOR, ne connait
rien de la differences des sexes; la
jeune demoiselle qui nest pas ha.
bituee aux consequences dMn mari;
entin madame sa mere, dams le sein
de laquelle ga file eploree SO r6fa-
gle. .Au bas de rescalier, on volt
a%pparaitre deux gardens de la
paix, qui .visnpent etudier Ia ma
ture d'apres let nqs.L 70 tab'eau est
complet !-.- \ tfs,asr.
LIE lecteur Sc demanAera psut-
6tre comment il fait ,qu'nn bour.
geois honrete CONNIE NJ. Tourtier
ait pu scandaliser cinq personnes
q Ia fois, don't trois danes ct deux
agents de la force publique.
Laissons NJ. Tourtier s'expliQuer
-H6las! monsieur lie president,
soupire.t-il, ie suis victime dun &C.
cident d6plorable. On m'avait con-
seill6 de prebdre DIES douches pen.
dant les grandes chalenrs; alors
acbet6 upe hassine,
sean ct nne crosse Aponge. ct
CONNIE il y await M p'Omb JAMS
jnste devant ma porte,
trop commOde pour aller je-
ter lean, une fois ma douche prise
(encore IN qui gaspillait l'eau de
la vile de- Paris ~ ST bien que
le jour on cctte ind6ceuce est arri-
wee, je sors avec ma bassint pleine,
ma fer6tre etait entr'Ouverte q eau.
SO lie Ia chaleur, Ga fait nn courant
dan qLi ferme ma porte, ct la clef
6tait ell dedaus. TT me VOLTA sur
mon palier. nu CONNIE une anguille {:
jugez lie ma position. .Aller cher.
cher lie scrrnricr, je ne lie pouvais
pas, vOus pensez bien. .J'6tais Il
CONNIE un fou, tenant ma bassine
ct me disant: "Mais qu'est-ce que
je vas devenir T.. .Qu'est.ce que je
vas faire 2"
A quot NJ. lie president r6pond
fort doctement:
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lnterrogatoire.
LIE president dit al prevent:
-Vous device bien penser que
vous pouviez 6tre surpris dams Fes-
caller.
MATS je metals assure quill NY
await personne, r6pond Tourtier, ct
c'etait pafaire de deux secondes ,
c'est CO malheureux courant d'air..
Petals CONNIE IN fou, je vous dis,
au point que je mai pas entendu
monter. Eft, jugez de ma stupeur,
en- voyant paraitre ma concierge
ct deux danes! !. .Instinctivement,
je NETS vivement ma bassine de-
want moi, ellie 6tait pleine ct me
VOLTA prenant une nouvelle douche;
la-dessus, des cris: "Ah ! maman !"
ct une autre voix qui dit: "Cest
abominable !! ct ma concierge
qui erie : "Quelle horreur !" AlOrs,
monsieur le president, je pers Ia
tote, je m'assicds brusquement dahs
lie plomb ct je NETS la bassine de-
want moi. Juste 4 &C moment, un
locataire du dessrs vide de reau
dams le plomb; ga me fait une
telle sensation que je me relieve
CONNIE un resort, en- lachant ma
bassine. Eth bien, monsieur, le
sentiment de moralit6 6tait 81 vif
chez moi, quill a 6td plus fort que
mon ahurissement, ct une pensee
don't vous me tiendrez compile, je
respere, m'est venue !: je nc suis re.
tourn@; Que pouvais je faire de
plus Qu'auriez.vous fait 4 ma pla.
ce?...
LIE fait est qu'on Sc demande CO
que les JUICES auraient bien pu
faire, s'ils s'6taient trouv6s a la
place de Get hom,ne hon orable,
mais tout nu.. R6fechissez bien
que Tourtier 6tait dams le plus sim
pie apparel, quill await deja recu
trois douches: 10 une dams sa
chambre q une en- rejetant vive.
ment par pudeur sa bassine devant
lui 80 la douche dams le plomp,
lanc6e par le lo~cataire den haut...
Qu'un homme aussi douch6 ait
encore une lueur de morale, ct quill
ait gu Sc ''retourner'', CONNIE il le
dit, c'est vraiment un miracle.
Aussi les juges, lui tenant compile
de sa belle conduite ct de ses trois
douches ronttils renvoy6 sans frais
nj depens. Il est vrai qu'apres
tant d~'arrosages mouvement6s, il
lui reste Ia resource d'attrappsr
une jolie fluxiou de poitrine..
Pour moi, tout en- PENDANT hom.
mage aux BONES meurs de Tour.
tier, j'avoue que je paurais flagell6
avec de s6vSres consid6rants
..COrsid6rant que le sieur Tour
tier ten prenant des douches a do.
micile, ma tenu aucun compile de
la disette d'eau don't nous s0uffrons
actuellement;
"Consid6rant QUEEN allant verser
dams le plOmb l'ean de sa bassine,
eau sale, il est vrai, mails quill
aurait pm boire au besoin en- la I'll.
trant-il a contrevenu 8 l'arr6t6 de
NJ. Alphand
"Consid6rant, en- outre, quill a
pousse lie gaspilIage d'eau au plus
haut degre, puisque, non content
de SO boucher chez lui, il recevait
encore par Ie plomb un rafraichisse
ment supplementaire que lui octro-
yait lib6ralement le locataire de
P6tage SUPERIOR;
"Par ces motifs,
"COndamne lie sieur TOurtier 4
IN mois dc promenade sur son pa.
Tier, tout nu, un cierge a la main,
ct In bassine au cOu;
"Charge Ia dame Major conc;or.
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Ayanttout le materiel n6cessaire. nous som
mes q meme d'executer tour les ouvrages ty
pographiques 4ui nous seront comics Les
brets d'avocat, cartes d'affaiIe s, entetes de
features, tickets d'habitation, blancs, circu-
laires, etc, seronti mprimes dans lie plus BRET
d6lai ct a dos prix moderes.
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ATTENTION!

Ny friends and the puOi,c are .:o,uu~u ,u..
! have opened u Grocery in the Red stor,
opposite tho Thibodanx Bridge, wL.rs
l will keep constantly on hand q full supply
Of Grvceries, Provisions, Wines and LIQUOR.
Give me . call and examine my assortment.
JOHN DEZAUCHH
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1888-08-04

Regular meetings of Thibodaux Castle No.
126 K. of G. X. will he held in the Hall of
Excelsior Lodge No. "a l. o.. O. F.. ON the Sec
ond and fourth Tuesdays of each month, at 8
o'clock p. n.