New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-10-29
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

We probably sban't hear any moro gush Oven
Cleveland weather. except from the umbrella
dealers.
She Accustomed to the Bcst.-Uncle Rufus TO
visiting young niece from Prairie ,aye-Now, Arabella
farm. III show you tho incest young calves and
sheep and the ecu. cute st,ll,i Ie gSs dom,
any of those, Uncle Rufus. Haven't you any nice
French kids on the farm ?-tcbicago Tribune.
@The Democrats are dissatisfied lott says cor
respondent. "First they kicked at the tariff, and
now they want to change the points of the compass
they wish West was East
sold man, you are not looking very happy this
aNO; the fact is, my new baby is confOundedy
Yes, but remember tho promise, mo crss-ne
Wen. the crown business may be all right but
assure you. no cross would mean considerable mors
sleep to me these nights; and / don't know thai
crown would fit me very well, anyhow.'-lDetoiS
Journal
ooh yes, said the Western man, T" we like to hsvs
you fellows come out to grow up with the gulorous
West But We draw the line at the men who are
driven TO settle with us because they unable or
unwilling TO settle with their creditors in the East'
This Is the darndest place / was ever in. ex-
claimed the bucolIc gentleman at the theatre I've
s sssp tho s0as for the last hah0ur And
you the sign that .s shS II:
the place where you go out" ,,.,,
nons aS Say DEAD S sS ssn
read Latin, he's got TO bum to death In case o. mo-
Ell l'--tBOston Transcript
"The Cambridge Ciass.) Daily' says that . Boston
newspaper recently stated that the benedotion was
offered by the Rev. DR.. ---.' But 1t failed TO say
II anybody accepted It,
last evening Laura said Miss Garllng house, has
fine, Intellectual face, but II seems to me that his
knees, Quite likely, Ireno,' replied Miss ka1ones,
with some hauteur. Mr. Hanknson IS, mistake not
one OF the heaviest stockholders In the baggng trust
-(Chicago Tribune.
In noticing the fact that the only KeL" has signed
with the Bostons for 1850 "The Boston Transcripts
suggests that 1t would have been good thing II 10
had signed the pledge at the same time.
A touching picture Of party 10y atty was presented
at the Union Depot at st. Louis the other day by
about two months old. The elder pair she said were
called Blaine and Logan and the other Harrison and
Norton bo missed IT on the f SAID
tme' and pressing Harrison and Morton 70 her
breast she replied, reckon wIl"-ChIcago Herald
The Boston Mugwumps appear to think that the
faculty Of Harvard will decide the Presidential con-
test.
Not Good Enough" Now. Elisha. let's select
name for baby: he's old enough"
What's the matter with my namef Isn't 10
good enough to be handed down y
"oh, Elisha, did want to call the dear little fet
or Lincoln, you know"
The baby is sun unnamed.-(Detroit Journal
Daniel Hands noble gift of million dollars for tho
education Of colored people in the South Will educate
five hundred pupils year
Horrors Accumulate. Badger-Just over, Tommy
How does everything look on the other side
Wamples-Worse and worse old Germany
Austria and Russia have undoubtedly formed . trt-
partite alliance against England, with France as .
decoy. and right top OF It another American woman
has snubbed the Prince OF Waes.-(Time.
Many tourists left Los Angeles last year because
the streets wretchsdly paved, or rather be-
cause they were not paved at ALL "The Tribune
OF that city is now calling upon the authorities TO
do something to make the city moro attractive 4
visitors.
Trousers To Fit.-Taflor measuring eminent Pro.
for trousers)-Seven half thirteen q
quarter, ten seven-eghths. How's Prohibition up
your way Mr.. Dryrot2
Mr.. Dryrot-First class
Tailor-ThiIty-one quarter. nina twenty half
want hip poke s, sr2
Mr.. Dryrot-Yes, two on 'em.
Tail0r-And two hip pockets. prohibition dEe.->
The Epoch.