Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-24
CONVINCING GUARANTEES.

CONVINCING GUARANTEES.
| Which are Justaaed BY . wessA-Wisa
Experience.
| 10 he Public:
Having branch houses and laboratories In
seven different quarters, and therefore
having worldwide experience, we, ii. II.
Warner q Co., justify ourselves in making
the following statement:
Fiya.-For the past decade we have held
that 9S per cent Of diseases originate in the
Kidneys, which introduce uric acid into
the system, poison that is injurious to
every organ, attacking and destroying first
the organs which are the weakest We
have also held that II the kidneys are kept Il
perfect health most Of the ordinary ailments
will Be prevented, or, II contracted, cured
Other practitioners have held that extreme
kidney disease is incurable. We have proof
to the contrary, however, in hundreds Of
thousands OF cases in every section Of the
globe.
Second.-The kidneys being the sewers Of
the human system, it is impossible to keep
the entire system in good working order
snless these organs are doing their full duty.
Most people do not believe their kidneys
them any pain. II is a popularity Of kdsey
disease that It may long exist scithout the
knorledge Of the patient or Of the practitioner.
It may be suspected if there is any gradual
departure from ordinary health, which de-
parture increases as age comes on.
Third We do not cure every known dis
ease from one bottle. This is az impOssi-
bilty.
FOsrth.-Warner's Safe Remedies have
been recognized by the doctors and the peo-
pie all over the globe as standards Of The
highest ezcelLesce.
FJM.-We make the following unqualified
guarantees:
GUARANTEE That Warmers Safe
Remedies are pure and harmless.
GUARANTEE 2.-7hat tho Testimonials xsed
By Us ere genuine, and so far as we know,
absolutely true. We will forfeit 5000 for
proof to the contrary.
GUARANTEES 3.-Warner's Safe Remedies
have permanently cured many millions of
people whom the doctors have pronounced
incurable. Permanent cures are always
convincing proofs Of merit.
Sizth.-Ask your friends and neighbors
what they think of Warmers Safe Cure.
Rev. J. p. ARNOLD, Camden. Tenn. had fear.
full assesses caused by Kidney disease. In
1873 and 1881, other running assesses ap-
peared. He was fully cured in 1882 By
Warmers Safe Cure and in 1883 reported
himself sound and WELL and he Is over 20
years old.
Mrs. ANNIE JENNEss- MILLER, editress Of
Dress, 253 Fifth avenue, New York. eight
years ago was cured of nervous prostration,
when the best New England physicians could
do her no good. She cured herself with
Warner Safe Cure, and writes in 1887: "To-
day am q perfectly well woman It Is the
only medicine ever take"
e. B. PRICE, NJ. D., gentleman and physician
Of the highest standing of Hanover c. h, Va,
four years ago, after trying every other RENE
dy for brights disease, including famous min
eral waters, cured himself by Warmers Safe
Cure, and March "a, 1888 wrote: VI have new
er had the slightest symptoms OF my old and
fearful trouble"
HERMAN URBAN, Of MacNeale & Urban, safe
makers, Cincinnati, O., was broken down by
excessive business cares. He was fully re-
stored to health four years ago by Warmers
Safe Cure and has since been In robust
health.
DIR. Do. LEWIS wrote: "If I found myself AZ
ficted with serious kidney disorder would
use Warmers Safe Cure"
MRS. E. J. WOLF, Gettysburg. Pa, S. c. Far
rington, Gotha, Fla, j. NJ. Long. IS East I'd
street. Cincinnati, O., and the sister of J. w.
Westlake, Mt Vernon, O.. were cured Of con-
sumption, Caused by kidney acid in the blood.
as over half the cases are,) by Warmers Safe
Cure.
We could give many thousands Of SINH
lar testimonials. Warmers Safe Cure does
exactly as represented.
Seyenh.-Warner's Safe Remedies were
put on the market in obedience to q VOW
made by II. II. Warner that, if the remedy
now known as Warmers safe cure, restored
him to health, he would spread its merits
before the entire world. In ten years the
demand has grown SO that laboratories have
been established in seven quarters of the
globe. Warmers Safe Cure is scientific
speciic-it cures ,chen oil the doctors fail, thou
sands Of the best physicians prescribe it
regularly, its power over disease is perma-
ae'st and its reputation is Of the most ex-
allied character Can you afford longer to
ignore its extraordinary power! Now, in
the spring Of the year, a few bottles will
tone you up and cure all those i'll feelings
which, unknown to you, are caused by the
fatal kidney poison in the blood, which will
surely end fatally, if not at once removed.
For this no other specific is known.
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hasn't he?" asked one member of
choir of another. "Well," was the