The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-01-06
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timidating effect upon boodlers. -New
Y0rb World.
Ihe Ontcsgo anarchists AVE been in
a state OF suspense for some time. They
will not be again until Nov. 1L-NeW
York. World.
A man can be put down on the lazy
list when he claims that breathing all
day is enough work for any Une. -OiI
CITY BlizzGrd.
Speculation Stacking while commerce
and industry are improving are both
encouraging signs of the times. -Phaa-
aelpaAse- a4.sssses.
Those Of us who forgot to get our
t~rade-dollars redeemed will now have
to dispose OF them at $500 a thousand.
Omaha WoTld.
A tangible railroad surplus and the
MAJ who struck Billy Patterson are two
things that ''no Teller can find out. -
Val Street News.
The woman who marries an i'll
tempered husband is right in thinking
that she has struck a Lucifer match
Merchant TraUeler.
A sportsman who can't bag anything
else can bag his trousers by crawling
on his hands and knees behind fences.
-NeU HaveR NeWs.
We incline to the belief that Bern
hardt will not enter a nuunery until
after all the other places are closed up.
-Feorta Transcript
II looks as if the New York Episco-
palians would have their cathedral built
before the Grant monument is begun.
atlanta Constitution.
In Singapore, if a lover can catch his
adored in a conoe-race he can marry
her; hence the expression, canoebial
bliss. -NorsOicb Buttstia.
The Chicago courts will not rise to
their true sphere of unsefulness until
they can divorce a man from his
creditors. Rochester Post.
Was it Shakespeare or Bacon that
wrote 'The rope swings slowly in
America, but it gets there just the
same. Peoria Transcript
The way to boom a river is to dam it,
and then break the dam. The way to
dam a town is to boom it and then
break the boon. Erie Telegram.
There is nothing between Jake
Sharp and Sing Sing but his purse, and
thu lawyers are rap diy getting that out
of the way. -LouiSvitfe Commercial.
The red flag is a very useful access
sorry in railway signaling, but as an EN-
blem Of revolution it has gone to the
rear in this country Pittsburgh Post.
To trim ship is to restore the center
or gravity 20 . point about winch ali us
parts are balanced. TO trim a bonnet
Is to make it top heavy Boston Tran
script.
When the news Of that Baltimore and
Dino aeEt reaches old fIfaFf Garrett tfs
departed dust will Jump up In the coffin
and kick the lid otf.-fLoulsUiIIe COM
naegctai.
1t is said Job never lost his patience.
This warrants the inference that he
never undertook to explain a baseball
game to a woman -Bsnghazaton Re-
publican.
But two reporters will accompany
the president on his tour. 1t is seldom
that two men have the privilege of
writing for sixty million people. 81
Paul Globe.
That big Baltimore and Ohio surplus
that we used to hear so much about
seems to have been hauled out on a
gravel train and used for ballast. Phil
udeiphia Press.
That interesting story. 1.-THE Delin-
ouent Tax List is now running in
most Of the territorial exchanges. 1t
Is a story with a bad ending BIS
morck Tribune.
The young man who has managed
the afaifs of the Baltimore and Ohio
railroad for a few years past isn't as
sound in the Garrett as his father was.
1ex0s Sylfags-
Apropos Of the new dress coat in
tended to distinguish guests from wait
ers, she disposition seems to be TO let the
walters wear II If they want to-
Pauadelphta Times.
Germany evidently Classics the great
American potato-bng with the Amer
lean hog and the French spy, as she
has expelled II from her territory
Philadelphia Times.
The presence OF the duke of MARI
borough at Newport has torn society
like a cyclone, There is a growing
feeling that a title can not veneer a
scamp.-Ayu California.
The man who moves adown life's
path and finds it strewn with sweet sur.
prIses IL he who knows just how it's
done. who keeps q store and adj
vertises -L5pcoin Dsaaocrat.
Look out now for ths flowers. and
fruit. and maud linsYmpathY for the con-
demned aparch SITS from women Of an-
certain character and eather-braiaed
men. Indianapolis journal.
ii doesn't rain around here now with
that grace and wetness with which IL
did ia july. In fact, il hasn't rained
on this City for six or eight weeks
more Or less. Tcksburg Herald.
A frontier agent Of the government
has married q Cree Indian maiden