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Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
LEGAL.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

T.AND OFFICE At LOS ANGELES, CAL,
Ia December 10, 1883.
Notice is hereby given that the following
to make final proof in support OF his
claim. and that said proof will be made be.
fore kesister and Receiver at Los Angeles,
Cal January 80. 1889, viz: Emma Green.
quarter section 1875 north, ,12 west, +. B. M. He
names the following witnesses to prove his con-
nuous residence upon and cultivation of said
lend, viz A. H. Wagner, F. w. Pattie, K. E..
Nickel, G ]. Kruger, A cton, Cal
012 got II. w. PATTON, REGISTER.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
General Markets,

General Markets.
SAN FRANCISCO, December 27.-Oats-Su
prise, $l.1715@1 20; lower grades, ST. O5@
1.O71a.
Corn-Yel,ow, 81 12118@1 is; white, ST. 1215
NEW YORK, December 27.-Hops-Quiet and
steady.
Coffee Options closed barely steadv. 25 GAO
points below yesterday. Sales, $500 bags
including December, $14. S5@15 O5; January
$14 8O@14 95; February. $1475@15. 10. Spot
Rio easier; fair cargoes, 1870.
sugar-.,Raw, inactive and nominal; fair re-
fning, SIC.
Copper--Nominal. Lake, January, $17.3 IS.
Lead-Firm and fairly active. Domestic
SO 80.
Tin-Quiet and steady. Straits, $1,000.
CHICAGO, December 27.-Whiskey-$l.2O 90
Shoulders, So 1906 871a; short clear, 81. 1211s
07 25; short ribs, $6 80.
POrk-Steady. Cash and January, $12.9
May, $13.371a.
Lard-steady. Cash, So. .25; January. $7.72h
May, 81 82%.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Brakemell Notice ,

Second street cars will leave the junction OF
Spring and Second ON the New Years eve every
and will return at short intervals after IL A. M
until afte. the ball and banquet which is to be
given in the new Southern Pacific depot foot
Brakemen.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Grain Markets.
DOMESTIC.

SAN FRANCISCO December 27-Wheat- Strong
Buyer season, B1.49H per GENITAL; buyer 'SS
$1.42L.
Bsriey-Firmer. Burer season, 901ac. per cen
tai; buyer 'SS, 79c.
Corn-Lsrge yellow. 81. 12% per GENITAL; small
yellow, $l.15; white. $1.12N.
CHICAGO. December 27.-1:15 P. NJ. close =
Wheat-stron ger; Cash. 99Ac, per bushel
CONFIRM. Cash, 33Ac. per bushel; Janu
ary, 34c.: May, 367sc.
Oats-Firmer. Cash, Csc. per bnshel; Janu
ary. 251sc.; May, % 13.16c.
Rye-Easy; SOC. per bushel
Barley-NOminal.
FOREIGN,
LIVERPOOL. December 81 Wheat - Dull
holders offer freely. California No. l, rs. 01ad
per GENITAL.
Coin-Quiet New mixed Western, As. 51ai.
per GENITAL.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Cailforn,a Cat.R.Cure.

The only guaranteed cure for catarrh, cold in
the head, hay fever, rose cold, catarrhal deaf
ness and sore eyes. Restore the sense of taste
and unpleasant breath. resulting from ca
tarrh. Easy and pleasant to use Follow dire G
tons and cure is warranted, BY all druggists
COMPANY, Oroville, Cal. six months treat
ment VI; NY mail, 81 TO- For sale by c. H
Hance. :
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28

Dealers ana Consumers OF Beer
will find 1t to their advantage to call on Phila-
delphia Brewery, Also street, for the best lager
or steam-beer. good on draught for weeks at
lowest prices Bottled lager 81. 20 per dozen, If
bottles returned. Delivered to any part OF the
itv TaIaphoOe Of
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
DELINQUENT NOTICE.

And in accordance with law SO many shares
of each parcel of each stock as may be neces-
sary will be sold at public auction at the office
OF the Secretary of the Company, room Ia, No.
Saturday, January the 5th, 1889, at the hour of
P M. of said day, to pay said delinquent as
sessments thereon, together with costs of ad-
vertising and expenses of the SALE
W. R. BLACKMAN, Secretary
Offce-Rooms No. IA, No. 11s North Main
street, Los Angeles California. dc is
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Cure For Piles.

Itching piles are known by moisture like
perspiration, producing very disagreeable
itching after getting warm. This form as well
as blind, bleeding and protruding piles yield at
once to the application Of DR.. Bosanko's Pile
Remedy, which acts directly upon the parts
affected, absorbing the tumors, allaying the
intense itching and effecting permanent cure.
so cents. Sold by c. H. Hance, 70 North
Spring street,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Impaired circulation.

DIR. FLINT'S REMEDY, by exercising reg
ulative influence over the action of the heart
and the general circulation, will check at once
bleeding from the lungs, and will cure dropsy
of those organs. Descriptive treatise with each
bottle: or address Mack Drug Co. N. Y.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28

The steamer Queen of the Pacific, and
City of Puebla leave San Pedro for San
Diego on the dates of their arrival from San
drO and San Francisco call at Santa Barbara
and Port Hartford (San Luis Obispo) only. The
Eureka and Los Angeles call at ali way ports.
Cars to connect with steamers leave 8. P. r. B.
depot Los Angeles, as follows: With the Queen
OF the Pacific and City Of Puebla at 8 40 O'Clock
A. M; with Los Angeles and Eureka, going
north, at 500 O'Clock p. n.
CO For passage or freight as above or for
tics cts to or from
All Important Points In Europe.
APPLY TO
w. PARRlS, Acting Agent.
Office: No. 8 Commercial st., Los Angeles
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28

Mahogany, walnut, Cherry
And ebony stains and varnitbes, at P. Il
Mathews, Second and L0s Angeles.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Cure For SICK headache.

blotches and pimples on the face, and sure
cure for sick headache, call at G. H. Hance's
the Druggist, 70 North Spring street. Dr..
Gums Liver Pills; only one for dose. sample
free: full box 25 cents
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
alifOrnia Central KailWay,

ssSANTA FE ROUTE.0
On and after October z, 1888, train
will leave and arrive ct First Street Depot a.
follows:
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
THE LOS ANGELES CITY WATER co
will strictly enforce the following rule: The
hours for sprinkltng are between 6 and .
O'Clock 4. \. and 9 and O'Clock P. n. For a
violation OF the above regulation the water
will be shut OF and hne Of two dollars will
be charged efore water win be turned on
again,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
BANK STATEMENT.

DEPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
At Los Angeles, in the State of California at the
close of business, Der IL. 1888.
RESOnRCEs
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28

H. L. Macneil, lothian Bixby.
John E. Platter, Robert s. Baker,
John A. Paxton, Geo. w. Prescott,
Geo. H. Stewart.
Buy and Sell Exchange on San Fran
cisco, New York. London, Paris, Berlin and
Frankfort.
Buy Exchange on all parts OF the United States
and Europe.
Receive Money on open account and Ger
tfcate of deposit, and do q general banking
and exchange business
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28

Take Temple-street cable cars and get of y
Beeudry avenue for depot. R. G. SHAW,
o6-tf Superintendent.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1888-12-28
Southern Pacific Company

IMPORTANT CHANGE OF TIME.
DECEMBER 16. 1873 8.
Trains leave and are due to arrive at
Los ANGELES DAILY As Follows:
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13


All tue sloughs are covered with wild
ducks.
Sir. Nichols has sold his farm to Mr..
Camp, Of Michigan.
Mrs, Miner has been suffering very
much lately with neuralgia Of the face.
She is slowly improving.
Remde Bros. have purchased a fine
three year old mare; we will say for the
boys they are "rustlers and it Is our
o~pinionthat theyget up in the morning.
j.. b Cook has arrived from the east
with a carload OF horses which he now
has on his place west of Scatterwood.
His wife win remain in the cast for
some time. Mr.. Cook got across the
creek just before it become unsafe to
cross on account q high water.
Snake creek was higher this spring
than 1t has beenfora long time. The
water took away the Wells bridge, and
after swimming nearly two miles il
lodged ii alarge ice jam about twenty
rods from the county lne bridge. The
county line bridge Is under water ana
if the Jam should give way that bridge
wenld probably 20 too. Tne Towers
bridge IS unsafe and people on TIE wes!
side must either stay haze awhile yet 81
cross tae creek in boats.
#
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
R0Rdeil.

The whole cry is measles.
T. Strong has been reshingeling some
of his "Ieantos".
Sunday school Is again in session, and
in a promising condition.
A sterooscopic entertainment was
given at the ball Friday evening.
Mr.. Geo. Harrington and daughter.
Hiss Edith, of Nsrthville, visited hi:
sister, Mrs. II. Olson, Oh Sunday last.
We R~ondellites wonder if the author
of the poem in last weeks Sun wa;
ever a bschelorh himself or through some
mistake of his youth still lives the life
he depicts for our boys.
PHLANDER.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
RadoIph.

Farmers are all seeding.
A i've blacksmith viii find q good.
{ penlng hsre.
MI. j w Marsh has been appointed
seheol director.
Robin Redhreast bas Just arrived
from the sunny south.
y. Goaners wa the last departure
Tor NJ shington Territory.
AIRS. Ksle and children left on Mon
days arain for Tacoma. IN. T.
Parties from aberdeen arc talkiug Oh
putting u q Store liore WITH 4 full line
offarmcg goodst Thisls last what we
need. and VIII ms
mn y Scanlin who went 10 Washing
t0a Yetrisofy i FAN weeks SEQ writes
hs lFolaes here lh~tit Ep farming
country anal never ean be made
Np viii e0ine hae Inio Montana.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
WARMER

T. situated on the Chicago, milwaukee,
IL 81. Paul railway in the southern part
or Brown county, the garden Np0t OF
The famous and fertile James river
valley. The country Surrouni-
inp the town is the very
best in Dakota. W" claim that H..
IS more fully Developed and tas larger
more numerous and more costly farm
buildings than any portion OF cGntf"i
Dakota, and that il is populated by a.
thrifty, industrious, intelligent ana
mosperOes a people a. can be- found ia
any community. 1t was the first por-
ton of all this vast, fertile region to at
tract the home-scekiug immigrant, a
fact which in itself speaks Volumes.
The town is picturesquely situated on
high ground and has splen It'd drainage"
into Moccasin creek, the descent beng
sixty feet. The town ships 5OO,OO0
bushels of wheat, barley and flax per
annum, supplies over 500 farms and
feeds 5000 people. Our advertising
colrmus show the business interests
represented, but there should be as
MANY more. Warner Is the best bust
ness location and at the present time
presents moro openings for enterprise
than any other place in Dakota.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13

Il. 3. BENTLEY, See.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13

DIED-On the eth iust.,o measles, Aug
u,tina, daughterolA lgastFro2hlicA,
aged 1G years.
Tie deceased wasinrerrcd in Warner
cemctry yesterday afternoon and the
funeral was attended by a large num-
berof sorrowingfriends. The parents
have the sympathy of the entire com
munity.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
SUNBEAMS.
Measles are rampant.

Measles are rampant.
Seeding is IN full operation.
I'D. Burdick was IN town yesterday.
Mrs. q. nj. Thomas is CoavaIescing
Seed wheat for sale. DIR. j. W. Cook.
MIS- Geo. + Dawes is visiting friends
ii GIlcndale.
Wild ducks and geese are more plen,
tg tAn ever before.
food clean fax seed for sale.
Dir. j. w. Cook.
Tho Moccasin and every other stream
ID the country is bank full.
The finest Of novels at the Bazaar.
August Froehlich has purchased the
Titus Farm, consideration $1,000.
5 S-ALR-Span Of black horses,
Neigat 900. Dir. J. W. Cook.
Farmers were blowing ID many parts
ofiie county last Monday.
ii took eight horses TO draw The
new press upfrom Mansfield.
August Froehlich will erect feed mill
ell q farm one,half mile south Of town.
qanseF cigars AZ the BAZAAR.
1he blockade il Minnesota is raised
several trains succeeded in getting
ihfougb ibis week.
eoF sale-TwJ horses, cheap. Must
le sold. @. NJ. THoMAs.
j p Reeves has resumed control Of
tAe aroton Independent. We welcome
back 10 the ranks.
ihe Farmers alliance has acarload Of
81 per barrel 1t.
PIX WrLLIs.
lseg. Naaghan was in attendance up
AIS tas meeting Of Che Presbytery III
r,seea iris week.
Gus s. Dawes arrived from Neccdah,
Inst week, 10 dispose 81 his real
ap oranges * tho BAzAR.
eS haya the finest line Of candies
= fruits ever brought to Warner
Site and danghter Maud and
Monday II Join Mr.. I1lc
ing on teFrilory,
III AlogYpw. Rudolph, has 4 quan
4i nands ha4 for sale cheap Also
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
Seed Corr.

Ikfye achoice lot Of King Philip seed
corn for sale at 81. 100 per bushel; said
corn was raised and matured for five
years in succession in Brown county,
Oak. Vim. REHFELD,
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13

Pure Saskatchewan seed wheat for
sale. o. A. SWANSON.
Good hard seed wheat for sale for
cash. JULIUS HAsSE.
WASrED-A good girl for general
housework. Inquire at Warner house.
Some good, young, brood mares and
one stallion for sale on reasonable
terms. j, w. Cook.
For SALE-one five year old norman
horse, weight 1900 pounds. In quire
at the farm OF. IL. i. Kidd.
For SALE-Store building, 20x3O feet,
with addition and good living rooms
upstairs. JOHN HUsEBY.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-04-13
For SIC.

some COWS and farm machinery, to
vic: Wagon, plows, harvester, mower,
pulverizer, cheap also oneyoung, sound
horse. Call on or address,
BROWN Bros, Aberdeen.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
NEWLY APPOINTED UNITED STATES
MINISTER TO RUSSIA.

Ex-Judge Lambert Tree, of Chicago,
since July, 1885, United States minis
ter to Belgium, has been appointed by
the president, envoy and minister
plenipOtent iary to Russia.
The minister was born at Washing
ton, d. c., in November, 1882. He was
graduated from Columbia college,
Georgetown, d. c., and afterward in
law at the University of Virginia. In
1876 he pitched his tent" at Chicago,
then a large, OvergrOwn village of
great pretensiOns, in the "wild west"
There he entered into a law partner
ship and before long secured an eX-
tensive and lucrative practice. Mr..
Tree was elected judge of the circuit
court, in 1871, to fill the uneXpired
term of Judge McAlaster, raised to
the state supreme court. In 1878 and
1880 he ran for congress. but was de-
feated both times. He was "A candi
date for the United States senate in
1885 and came within a few votes of
being successful. His appointm to
Belgium was regarded with general
satisfaction, justified by his eminent
success as a diplomat of attainments,
refinement and finished manners.
Judge Tree is a travelled gentleman,
having made frequent tours in both
hemispheres. He is lin vulgar par
lance millionaire, and is considered
in Chicago local politics, a silk stock
ing democrat" Years ago he married
Miss Magic, daughter of H. H. Magic,
of Chicago, and is the happy father of
an interesting family.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
Real EStat0,
BOUGHT, SOLD OR EXCHANGED.

Have Buyers for small or large Ranches.
Have buyers for 20 room houses, suitable for
bOarderS,
Have renters for furnished and unfinished
houses.
Have vendors lien notes for sale.
Have ranches and property in other cities
and towns to exchange for city property.
Want small houses with , to lots for
garden.
Want 100 to POO acres irrigabe land.
Want buyer for houses and lots Oh Gov
eminent Hill.
Want buyer fore houses and lots on Ever
green street.
Want to rent small farms near city.
Want buyer for Madison and King William
lots.
Want lots near BelknapS residence.
Want to 800 acre tracts in city limits.
NAYLOR & CO.,
Land, Loan and Investment Agents.
81 w. Commerce ST., San Antonio, Tex.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
Republican State Campaign Com
mittee.

Hon. J. T. Brady, chairman of the late
state republican convention, has announced
the following state campaign committee:
Chairman, j. {. DeGreSs, of Austin.
First congressional district, Richard Allen,
of Houston.
Second congressional district, c. NJ. Nor
ton, of Calvert.
Third congressional district, Web. Flana-
gan, of Henderson.
Fourth congressional district, j. l.. Oliver,
of jefferson.
Fifth congressional district, J.W. Thomas,
of Mckinney.
Sixth congressional district, j. NJ. McCOr-
mick, of Dallas.
Seventh congressional district, Ed. Davis,
Galveston.
Eighth congressional district, Il. Z. POph-
anken, of Freelsburg.
Ninth congressional district, j. w. Nc
Donald, of Waco.
Tenth congressional district, W. III. Ellis,
of San Antonio.
Eleventh congressional district, w. l..
Aldwell, of San Angelo.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
CARELESS MOTHERS.

Many mothers have permitted theil
children to die before their eyes when
they might have been saved. Any
mother who keeps house without a
"ottle of Arcker's English Baby
Soother at hand, runs a risk which
she may sometime regret. 1t has
saved the lives of thousands of child.
rem, and is doing so every year.
For Sale by RAGLAND d Co 4
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03

Nm Medina, \. Y, the democrats
are said to have hung out banner in
scribed: For governor, David b.
Hill; for president, Benjamin Har-
rison.' There is no doubt about it.
The democrats of New York are very
badly split this year"
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03

THE Kansas City Journal in re-
cent issue commenting upon the di-
vided condition of the New York
democracy. remarked.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
TO CORRESPONDENTS.

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onymOus communications will not be noticed.
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All communications for publication, or per-
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the LIGHT. d"
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
First Glass Business Chance.

To rent. from the 1st of November
next, the Riverside restaurant and the
lunch counter in Schools saloon. An
excellent chance for a live caterer to
make money. Apply to A. Scholz,
Schools saloon, South Alamo st. st
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
The ReputatIon

OF Ragland & Co.'s City Drug Store,
for accuracy and reliability, coupled
with the polite and courteous atten-
ton which they bestow upon their pa
irons are the factors in their increas-
ing success. 6-l-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
Press for Sale.

One first-class job press, brand new,
will be sold at less than cost. Size OF
bed 9xl3. Apply to T. B. Johnson, at
LIGHT office. 5-30-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
Bargain in Type.

Six hundred pounds of Brewer RO-
M IN type, in cases, at zoe and 25c per
pound. Inquire at LIGHT Office. tt
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER. 3, 1888,

YELLOW JACK stands in some dan
ger of having his domain invaded by
Jack Frost. The latter has made an
appearance as low down as Chatta-
nooga, and prospects are good for his
dropping down little nearer the
gulf DR.. Rutherford, of this state,
does not think that yellow fever will
much abate its ravages in Florida I'M
til mid winter. The death, rate now
diminished on account of lack of vic
Tins, will, so says the doctor, increase
so soon as the refugees begin to re-
turn and material for fresh victims is
thus afforded. The doctor is not
much of a son of consolation, but he
gives all the comfort he can to Texas
by assisting the people that he has
drawn his quarantine Gordon SO
closely around the state at all poin is
that it will be well nigh impossible
for any infected persons to enter the
state. Large sums of money are 60
ing forward to the relief committee
and every thing that money and sani-
tary science can do to alleviate the
distress of the afflicted is being done.
There is no authenticated report of
any case in Texas 50 far and the prob
abilities are that as heretofore the
disease will claim but few victims
here.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03

Legal advertisements 81 90 per inch first in
sertion Is cents per inch each subsequent inser-
ton. Trustees sales 81 90 per inch first inser-
tian 25 cents each insertion afterwards.
Reading matter, editorial page, - cents per
line each insertion. Local.cOlumns 20 cents first
Insertion; 10 cents first week, cents after first
week Special rates on 80 and 100 lines running
for month.
Home advertisements payable on the first, of
each month Transient advertising payable in
advance. Only metal cuts printed.
Special rates given on larger space and long
time advertisements. Discount given for cash.
Announcements for State and County officers
Ten Dollars in advance.
I7-All contracts or bills must be approved by
the Secretary and Manager.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-03
Wheat Seed Five Thousand Years
Old.


Old.
A most in :er esting experiment cul-
minated today in the raising of some
wheat grown from seeds as old as the
exodus. The eXperimenter is David
Drew, who last year received from a
friend in Alexandria, Egypt, some
grains of wheat taken from mummy
exhumed near the ruins of Memphis.
and belonging, it is believed, to the
period of the ninth dynasty, which
would make it grown about 5000 BIC =,
or be nearly 5000 years old. He
planted the seed early in the spring.
and carefully nursed it. 1t grew rap
idly, and at the time of cutting.
measured from six and half to seven
feet high. The leaves alternate on
the stalk like common wheat, but the
product of the plant is the most sing
ular part of it, for, instead of growing
in an ear like modern corn, there is a
heavy cluster of small twigs in place
of the spindle, which hangs down.
ward from it's weight, and each twig
is thickly studded with kernels, each
of which is in a separate husk. From
what is threshed, large crop will be
grown next year, as the result proves
this ground to exceed in quality any
thing, that the modern grain can
grow Plymouth Mass special to
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The description Of this corn tallies
exactly with the Egyptian Rice corn
and Milo Maize, which is indigenous
10 Texas soil, and very prolific.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1888-07-12
SQUIBS.

"Madam," said the tramp, ''I'm not
vegetarian" "No 2" replied the la
dy. 81 thought you were. You look
like beat"
elbow to keep the girls on the farm, u
was recently discussed at an agricultu-
raj meeting in a country town. The
NorristOwn Herald recommends that a
barbed wire fence six feet high be
built around the farm.
at was severe punishment" said
the father, self reproachfully, "but it
answers the purpose. 1t kept Johnny
from running on the street." "You
didn't cripple the boy, did you ?" "No,
[ had his mother cut his hair for him.
You ought to see the poor boy" And
the proud father wept bitterly.-[Chi-
cago Tribune.
Father (whom Bobby has induced to
take him) l"Now, Bobby, L don't quite
understand this. If the man who
throws the ball fails to hit the club af-
ter three trials, does that put the UNI
pire out ?" Bobby-"Pa, do you re-
member why you sent me to bed last
night at 7 o'clock 2" Father-''Why,
n-no." Bobby-"It was for asking
foolish questions"
A gentleman of this city, who, by
the way, has fad or two, was walking
down town the other day with witty
lady, the intimate and guest of his
wife, when he began to revile face
tiously the gait and carriage of her
sex. "Even YOU" said he, "walk with
a very mechanical step" eyes," she
instantly replied. al am going with a
crank. - Detroit Free Press.