New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-02
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TIE TALK or The DA Y.

Tho secret IS out at last. Tho elevated railroad
guards call ont the stations in yolapuk.
Tho English Channel Is becoming notorious for
thine disasters, especially In tho vicinity of Dover.
Within short distance from where tho Dutch steam
ship W. A. Sch )ten sunk by the Rose Mary, tho
sfrsthclyde down by tho Franconia tho Dutch
immigrant steamer PJmmerana went TO the bottom.
and the Dutch iron-clad Grosser Kurfurst was sunk
We guess there are but few newspapers that can
boast o. subscriber Tho Sss Twenty m e. s Ss
BALD i ''% Fri ''s Sssss ::
70 get r. hi, so. sns
Commission him postmaster for ife-(IIazel Green
(Ky) Herald.
According TO Tho Musical Conrfep.- the number Of
pianos manufactured in this country In 1897 has been
so 900. requiring 4576 900 keys, as many hammers,
GOO casters 900 tuning pins and some
15O0, 900 brass sgraTes.
How you may get :" The Herald without money
twenty pounds Of pork: or
Two bushels of sound Irish potatoes; or
Five bushels Of sound turnips "r
Ten good chickens: or
Ono bushel o: good onions.
M Sh%S@s s ss -sas
1890; for half the quantity We win send 1t half tho
time-(Hazcl Green (ky) Herald
trainhans In the arts Of polteress dcecncy and for
bearance could probably be Instituted
When cgarmakers strike thoy ought to meet their
match.
Congressman LAWYER OF Chicago is an enthusiastic
adrnIrer OF Mr.. Cleveland Mr.. LAWYERS saloon IL
Chicago sometimes wckedy and feonously called
"dogeery,-is tho resort OF many Democratic states
men, to whom he Is accustomed to say In tho pauses
of conversation Will, gints wot'I ye have"
eyes, said Dumley who has recently received
Government appointment, I've got mighty son
flow long, asked Robinson, "can you keep this
soft thing. do you suppose r.
al can keep it as long don't lose my hesi,'
replied Dumcy confidently. -iEpocil
The figure of baseball pitcher done in clay,
novces about to take the black VEIL basket Of ati
fetal fruit, manual Of etiquette. courtship, ETC.,
pictures Of famous actresses church books aud dramatic
plays mingled together in ono OF Tie prominent
shop windows Broadway where taste and tho dis
play o. good judgment supposed to govern the es-
Enlistment
The seventeen months old King of Spain gets Sl,'
600 900 year. The King business seems TO be
good one in Spain.
A red bearded, crack Drained American Of the duda
order has returned fom few months visit In London
lie goes around telling his friends that he feels In New
York a. II he were In Oshkosh, As no compares tho
Joys and pleasures to be found 10 tho English merop
no place TO get drunk hero he exclaimed In tones Of
disgust. /" In London 60 to my club and get full
as boiled owl and It's all right Hence We see how
far from perfect civilization Is In this metropolis
THAT eminent scientist, Professor Somebody, has
been experimenting with some sort 0f patent bel
lows and finds that takes current o air moving at
the rate Of $50 to us miles per hour 10 blow sraws
who have witnessed a cyclone" Hal Going to try
to reproduce all tho things reported BY persons who
have witnessed q cyclone" professori better think
about II whilc-uness you have the same low regard
for the truth that tho persons who pass through
cyclones always have It's tho good, professor, that
die In cyclones that hardened old liar goes down
cellar and escapes Just wait I'll about next June, ane
the Minnesota cyclone survivor comes up smiling aid
tells how he was blown head first through sixinch
grndstOue, and your straws and board won't bs any
where-lFred. H. Carruth In Chicago Tribune.
MY LIFE.
life, my life
Child Of the deep, unfathomabie night!
Thou child Of terror, child OF Joy and light,
OF peace and strife,
thou, my life
life, my life.
BegOt IN passion and In sorrow tornl
Ey warning doubts bewildercd aud torn
With tumDlt rifo
Art thou, my He
life, my ifsl
BY shadows vaInly veSed by shadows i0yed;
Vain hands 0utstretching tO'ard the unan-
swerlng void
With silence rife
Art thou, my life.
~tH H. Boyesen In The independents