The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1888-09-06
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Oar Massachusetts, Moxic is rapidly creeping into
tic esteem OF high circles. Col Bennett, the Phil.
adelpLt eight millionaire, says ii saved him, and
he intends to build a monument to it in Paramount
Fatk Judge Brewster. OF the Supreme Court.
talks larIu ONT too. First class actresses consider
part OF their OUTFIT, aud rich men put II their
sidehoardS On the street. five Moxies are sold by
the glass To one OF anything else 1t is wonderful,
but only common as Massachusetts, production.
Massachusetts, Was the father of the Revolution,
aud the means OF aholishing slavery.
The hand organ man knows great deal
about grinding poverty.
\ THE Tonic Of great purity, Dr. Allston',
Blood Tonic aud Nerve lntigorator.
\ hostlcr is fellow who is always trying to
curry favor with his employers.
GH0td .4,10insf ne strike.
And always have bottle Of Acker's English
Remedy in the house. You cannot tell how
soon Group may strike your little one, or cold
or cough may fasten itself upon You. One dose
is preventative and few doses apositiye cure.
All Throat and Lung troubles yield to its treat
ment. sample bottle Is given you free and the
Remedy guaranteed by
X. I. Patten, Druggist.
The black sheep are gathered in by the Black
Crook.
perfect specihc-Dr. Sages Catarrh Remedy
Base ball attracts the noiser crowd, but there
is more racket in lawn tennis.
at goes right to the spot" said an old gentle
man, who found great benefit in Ayers Sarsa-
parilla. He was right. arrangements Of the
stomach, liver, and kidney are more speedily
remedied by this medicine than by any other
1t reaches the trouble directly.
Most sea captains are call 'jolly old salts,
but some Of them are rather peppery.
II Ae0i<hY .Gt0Wfh.
Ackels Blood Elixir has gained firm hold
on the American people and is acknowledged It
! be superior to all other preparations Ii is .
positive cure for all Blood and Skin Diseases
The medical fraternity indorse and prescribe it
Guaranteed and sold by
X. I. Pattcn, Druggist
The mosquitoes and the carpenters have al
understanding, The carpenters put up tht
screens and the mosquitoes present their bills.
\ man may be bad egg, but he is all RICH
till he g'ts broke"
aYes hpa>s' said big tat physician, with nam
which Is known throughout the medical world. :,
haVta practice worth $40. 900 a wear" ''Wumrui
f's You've guessed it first time They pay slo ever
ililt lhtN come into my or1ice When one gets on IN
| list tell You she stays aud Dr. H---laugl,
long and loud. THIS is quackcry-gilt.edged gentec
quac.tIy-t To keep suffering woman paving tribute
| hrar m Hnd year out. and doing them no good Di
ftttce'S Favo1ite Presc ripton the pccuia
Mtnkhssts ana diseases OF women 1t does not Ii
To them nor lob them.
I,;.i
| II 10 saiu vi one ldshlohaOle young man ina
he never paid anything but compliment.
OF secdy guest it was said that he arrive
without any upyapc rxcrnt rho haos in III
Lnoas az ~. $50 ~ W o' " -
~ % no H'"9'iS'
HuppfneSS .4Il9 COUieuiWeWI
Cannot go hand in hand if we look on the dar
side OF every little obstacle. Nothing will S
darken life and make it burden Dyspepsia
Acker Dyspepsia Tablets will cure the wors
ton. and make life a hanpincss and nleos9re
Sold at % and 30 cents by
n. r. patten. DRUGGIST
China is to have a modern navy. Hereto
fore her fleet has been like that of the Unite
States, mainly old Junk.
aFive voars 400 7 h..d .,,,,,,.,. aa,,h III
sveats vas gree,v red,,aod ;n Az NJ
heen oi,on &c, H. y,. h;; 80 -
takc Syers CSsrr Pe,;aroi s,d nre"n
two b6,ties Of ~, o5;n;n anu es ",ari L,,,
cured ."-Anra A. Lewis Rirord n
A sror,ivo fr;ord s,.. h. .t.,,1a III. j.. l.
"nnra -" fr o,,,o ~ =. om'u, IN '4Ne ~
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OH, is, aha, man ant. - bo, IN, Ii'
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shocking Accident
ant we p.rnse with psp,tsing interest the detail
Sachro OF human lives inv"yad Yet thousands ny q
%ra and w"%eo are falling victims to b.