The Red Cloud chief., 1888-10-12
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sisI liss 10 sss 0issssss Wssa
A WV DErAKruRs.-Neat week 70
shall begin tho publication ~ an xgri.
cultural department In the Kicker. thus
making y years subscription ten times
~ valuable NJ nj present. without In.
creasing the cost 10 subscribers. We
have made arrangements With . ton
dcr-fOot who struck the town without
q cent " take charge ~ the new de-
partmcnt. lie 10 n sailor by trade. and
We nov have him out In thc country
learning tho difference ,sst ween a roy.
ote ard a Hubbard squash. He may
make . few plumbers on tho go-or. ~
he sticks N II that potatoes ought ~
grow on trees. and that wheat grows
wrong end To, but he IL hummer and
will get thcrs by and by. Remember.
this department does not increase IN.
subscription price nj all. We ara sim.
ply trying 10 publish u paper worth
u hundred dollars pcr year for two
dollars.
>'"H HVAIN III tn"r" ~ u moro
courteous gentlemen In all the great
West than Colonel DubiR We should
like his address. We referred 10 the
Colonel tho other dny M an unhung
thief. IL was only Our way. but he
took exceptions aud called at the onlce
on Tuesday and knocked nv down. Tho
blow was delivered In IN. most gentccl
manner. and was not accompanied
with any verbal u%ttcrances to shock
u -cnsibilitios. Neither did the
Colonel gougn our eyes or chew our carp
nfter we were down. lie VIA. cool.
calm and composed. and We freely al
nit that we got up with an increase ~
fifty per cent. In respect for him. Our
nose was skinned, and we knocked an
auction bill into "pi'' IA We fell. but We
have no erudgc to satisfy. The Colonel
could do no loss. and Wa are thankful
he did no more. We shall be pleased
to .cc him again.
Nor DisArrDiNrED.- Common
Council has awarded the city printing
To tho Weekly Tom Cdt. as was *.
pec,ed. aud that di-h-rng Of IL shcot /,
giving rs the grand crow. We are
no, disappointed. We put Ia the loves,
bid. and We have the larges, oircula-
ton, but tho aldermen owed us one.
Tho Kicker has recorded aud exposed
them as forycrs. thieves and gamblers.
and they do not think VI IA with kind.
ness. And. too. they were under last
ing obligations tn tho raw-boncd.
knock kneed. crOss-eyed. bow backed
old hycna who runs the opposition
paper. Had no not been u member ~
the last grand jury every mothers son
Of '.m would have gone TO prison. Wo
have 40 tears 10 shed. gentlemen. You
are on top just now. but wait II few
weeks. W. ARE working up your pedi-
erccs. and BILLY Pinkerton is coming
this way in October!
LET lin Go.--J. !. u. Hopkins. ia
mitiarly known u our citizens ~ Tho
Young Crowbnr ~ the RW'kies," called
n, Oh" Office yesterday and stopped hi.
paper. because. ~ he explained. ''it
had no literary merit" We are glad
to he rid Of him. lie hasn't got brains
enough to appreciate u good thing
when II il held under his nose. No
literary mort! Great Scots. but how
some people are built! We have been
looking over the last three numbers.
and VIZ find that they average three
murders. two hangings. five robbcrics.
two elopemcnts and two shipwrccks
who have been cured Of consumption.
govt aud rheumatism ARE not slow
reading by amy means. While We are
glad Ia SEQ Mr.. Hopkins 20. we shalt
keep IN eye on his future movements.
Il he has escaped from some Eastern
idiot asylum II people ought to know
II.
THANKS. Our thanks arc due Mrs.
General Shin Tor IL peck Of beautiful
onions, scnt In II day or two agO. Also.
to Mrs. Judge Hendricks for six tooth
ON sand witches and u dozen pickles.
Also. to Major Hayes for two pounds
~ butter and IL slice Of ham. II Ia gem
orally known that We board ourselves.
mud our friends vie with each other In
loading our table with delicacics. We
pity the man without friends.
T.. S.-Subscribcrs will please ~.
cuso the looks ~ the Kicker this week.
Tho two pounds Of butter mentioned
above got mixed with u Ink by acci-
.. -... A.. s... A.
freely. We have added come pulver-
lied clay To the lot. and expsrt the Ink
~ stifYen up before Our next issao.--