The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1888-05-03
CONVINCING GUARANTEES
Which are Justified bv q World.
Wide Experience,

Which are Justified bv a World
Wide Experience,
TO THE PUBLIC:
Having branch houses and labora.
tories in seven different quarters, and
therefore having a worldwide expert.
ence, We. H. H. Warner & Co.. justify
ourselves in making the following
statements:
F1RsT.-For the past decade we
have held that 80 per cent. ofdiseases
originate in the kidneys, which intro.
duce uric acid into the system, a poi
son that is injurious to every organ,
attacking and destroying first the
organs which are the weakest. We
have also held that if the kidneys are
kept in perfect health most of the Or
binary ailments will be prevented, or.
it contracted, cured. Other practi.
TONERS have held that extreme kid.
ney disease is incurable. We have
proof to the contrary, however. in
hundreds of thousands of cases in
every section OF the globe.
SEcoND.-The kidneys being the
sewers OF the human system, it is i'm
possible to keep tho entire system in
good working order unless these or
gans are doing their full duty. Most
people do not believe their kidneys
are out Eof Iorder because3 they never
give them any pain. 1t is a. peculiar
ity OF kidney disease that it may long
exist without the knowledge of the pa.
tient or Of the practitioner. 1t may
be suspected if there is any gradual
departure from ordinary health,
which departure increases as age
comes on.
THlRD.-We do not cure every known
disease from one bottle. This is an
impossibility:
FouRrH.-Warner's Safe Remedies
have been recognized by the doctors
and the people all over the globe as
standards Of the highest excellence.
FIFTH.-Wemake the following un-
qualified guarantees:
GUARANTEE 1.-That Warmers Safe
Remedies are pure and harmless,
GUARANTEE -That the testimonials
used by us are genuine, and so far as
we know, absolutely true. We will
forfeit $4,000 for proof to the contra
ry,
GUARANTEE 3.-Warner's Safe Rene
dies have permanently cured many
millions OF people whom the doctors
have pronounced incurable. Perma-
nent cures are always convincing
proof of merit.
SlxTH.-Ask your friends and neigh
bors what they think ofWarner's Safe
Cure.
REV. J. P. ARNOLD, Camden, Tenn, had
fearful assesses caused by Kidney disease.
In. 1878 and 1881 other running assesses
appeared. He was fully cured in ] SS3
by Warmers Safe Cure and in 1858 re.
ported himself sound and we'll and he is
over 70 years old.
MRS. ANNIE JENNESS MILLER, eaitress
OF Dress, 253 Fifth avenue New York,
eight years ago was cured of nervous
prostration, when the best New Englan nd
ply sicians could do her no good. She
cured herself with Warmers Safe Cure,
and writes in 1887: To-day an a
perfectly we'll woman: 1t is the only
medicine ever take.'
L. B. PRICE. NJ. D., q gentleman and
physician OF the highest standing OF Han.
trying every other remedy for bright's
disease including famous mineral waters,
cured himself by Warmers Safe Cure, and
March "a. 1888. wrote: Il have never
had the. slightest symptoms OF my old
and fearful trouble.''
HERMAN URBAN, OF MacNeal & Urban,
safe makers, Cincinnati, O., was broken
down by excessive business cares. He
was fully restored to healt h four years ago
in robust health.
DIR. do. LEWIS wrote: IF found my
sell afflicted with serious kidney disor-
der would use Warmers Sale Cure.'
MRS. Ell. WOLF, Gettsy burg Pa. &C. Far.
rington, Gotha, Fla, j. NJ. Long, 43
East I'd street. Cincinnati, O., and the
sister OF J. w. Westlake, Mt. Vernon, O.,
were cured OF consumption, Caused by
kidney acid in the blood, as over half the
cases are,) by Warmers Safe Cure.
We could give many thousands OF
similar testimonials. Warmers Safe
Cure does exactly as represented.
SEvENTH.-Warner's Safe Remedies
were put on the market in obedience
to q vow made by H. H. Warner that,
IT the remedy now known as Warmers
safe cure, restored him to health he
would spread it's merits before the en-
tire world. In ten years the demand
has grown so that laboratories have
been established in seven quarters of
the globe. Warmers Safe Cure is a
scientific speci6c-it cures when all the
doctors fail, thousands of the best
physicians prescribe it regularly, its
power over disease is permanent and
Its reputation is of the most exalted
character. Can you afford longer to
ignore it's extraordinary power? Now,
in the spring of the year, a few bottles
will tone you up and cure all those i'll
feelings which, unknown to you, are
cauaad hu the fatal lldna11 ,aoisoxa II,