Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-03-02
PITH AND POINT.


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A pointer on pork--Thc pigs nose.
The path Of duty Through the Gus
tom house.
The earliest partnership mentioned in
the Bible Is Jerry Go.
The poet who itchcs for fame should
use a pen that scratches.
"You are chokin' my fingers, com.
planned a little tot to It's inothor, who
was holding It's hand too tightly.
a New Yorker can 90 to the Rocky
mountains aud tackle bears cheaper than
he can on Wall street - Logisrifie Demo
/ craf.
The philosopher says "wise men
hcsi;ater Perhaps that Is why 20 few
men are in any haste TO pay their bills.
- Boston IDa.
A person may take mp his residence
without loss Of character. but tho shop
litter IL universally abhorrcd Loston
Transcript.
II makes a great difference 10 young
man who Is courting girl whether sha
takes n great interest IN his welfare OF
his farewell
"Of what did you ssy they convicted
the doctorir ''Wcii, don't know ex.
actly, but suppose IL was purgcry -
Bosf0H Gstseffc.
II Is said that the man who invented
Volapuk got his idee from hearing Red
| Shirt, Of tho Wild West show, try 10
| speak French. - Tid-Bifs
The perforations AZ the stub end of a
check, my dear boy, indicate prccisaly
whcre the check won't tear whnn you
| pull on it, PhftFdelphia Gail
A Texas woman has invented q ple
safe, but that is not Whist this country IL
aching for. a safe pie IL the howliug
need Of the hour. Minneapolis Tfibane
Arkansaw swain fcalling on his Rirll
--"wbat makes che house shake 50.
dariingl" Giri-'slt's pop, up stairs.
He's got the fever n sgue agin. ~
EporA
Blobson. who never goes out or comss
In without falling over an antique jas ~
| piece Of bronze, persists In calling his
wife's collection ''bfeskyour. back. -
Frcs Press.
The young dude stands for hours be.
fore looking glass parting his hair ia
the middle The old dude stands a.
long, studying how 70 cover the bald
parting up.
Nurae 10 young husband J---s'A beau
tifui ten pound baby, sir. Young hns~
band getting thinas mixed In his excite
mentl Glorious, Am | a fstheF o. a
mother ~ sVfia1s
Papa, Why DO they always call rail
/ way train she ause 4 takes
three or four men 70 manage her. my
son. 4" replied Mr. Dawdle. glsfing 20
ward his wife. - Ba6aio Nsrs
''Did II fainir exclaimed the Western
man, in course ~ a thrilling fecitsl Of
bordeFlfc say II raintd A. hard that
afternoon that the wafer stood three feet
on a slant roof w. BnHsle Ciesrisr
Minister dining With the fsmily}-
''You were a nice little boy in church
this morning. Bobby. Inoficsd you kept
very quiet and still Bobb9 Yes, str.
was afraid 0f wskiag % up"
Does Jour mother wear felt sIiprersis'
asked sn old Of = little boy where shs
was visiting. ''les. ma'em. she Do.
I've fels en-. answered the small boz.
Significantly Lktrsif Fres Prs.s
what part q ths fowir aabf Adolphas ~
we're
''whstsver yoa ilse--shst saiss eszs
/ He'd been very stteailys ~ her foS q ysar.
sosls gave him wing srsi ~ ass
lid Hita
A suicide Who killed hifnssh sish
revolver ssid IN hts ncfe 81 kaow Il il
f0olisL 90 imm.f suicide. but p's1ss see
shst I get credit With lhs public f1f
knosing that it was loaded. .r--I stss
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Il r. aii very we.l
fnr rsrris O. tea
o. its lanl q fas .ollt an1 ii1xfrd
t1t 3 serFsf ~
When t1an from 1t fs1I
Cones en- tts.l ~ .is c,r--. -rfre tilszsr.t
--HeFsf8 Esersts
pfomirsot lnuifofiou ~ ieara'sr
sent out circulars asking what hanefs 81
grad1strI hli sftainct ia iIfe a bri Ett
lady eradicate responded eAt 1rstaa.
tion I received TIE degree A ~ rinee
7 guiust.oa hare ffApsposed ibs iss.
fefT
-iiid gou ever g. tobogEsaiur. ,lr
" iniefehesff' "N0.F MiI fkr oit
.asa ''blt onrs stepped into the slers.
tof veil aud fell dcea foaf stories ie
three ienihs uf q srcond That is ftss
enough ios me I'm Ecti1r i1o e'd So
much cgcftement