The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-27
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NAVY proud man who holds his lead erect
in the street han rs it in the hols, car wien
IN e is lady ciingng to the 1t ap.-BostOn
Courier.
TIE editor OF tie Lowell citizen asks: VIA
is the effect of kissing upon the lirsE It's con
Ia siouS; anybody Gu ,ht TO know that. Wash
ingion Critic.
SPEAK N the open air. but III man who as
cough ozenges to sci thinks tie quite II
ant.-Erc da0e.
THE ira le in ven % meat for the east is said
to be la & 'ly in the h n Is Of one hDper IN the
west. A mod tn Merchant OF Ntni on, as 1t
wei e. Erchon9e.
ANNoyING-''The trouble with pa said Mrs
Bentley, is that be let's little things worry him.
He was mad this morning because the baby kept
him awake all nj hit Barper'S Bazar.
MISS ADA RACKET Just from Italy)-Oh, Mr.
Newton, are you good judge of Roman cors?
Mr.. Windsor Newton gust from Parls)-"eE,
know all about the Latin quartz r!-Puck.
NRs HIGHup-Is that gentleman who calls so
often to see Clara a man of means?
Mr.. Highup-Neans! He's just rolling in
wealth He's treasurer of the Bread or Blood
Labor party Philadelphia Record.
BUSINESS MAN to young man who has applied
! for situation(-Can you keep books:
Young Man (sadlyJ-No, Sir. l used TO think
that | could, but the book borrower was too
much for me- burlington Free Press.
CLERK Why do you want these apple barrels
marked "Open this end:" What difference
does it make which end is opened?
Fruit dealer-We can't afford to pack large
apples at both ends OF the barrel, sir.-Drdke'S
Magazine.
Mrs. JAsoN-That fellow out in Nebraska who
bet his wife against COW on the election was
no gentleman.
Mr.. Jason-I should say not; no gentleman
makes a bet where he is sure to win, no matter
how it goes.-Ierre HdUte Express.
OF AN EXPERIMENTAL NATURE -EditOr-Uncie
Rastus, we want another man at the office TO
help teep things in shape Do you think you
Uncle RastuS-I reckon wud. Mistah Shears,
but dun know. No man kin tell how he wud
like edith till he tries, sah.-Hupers Bozdr.
BRowN--I wantto tell you about my little
boy. He
.jones-Excuse me, my dear fellow, but I've
got to catch that 4:l0 train, and
Brown-He is the most ordinary child in eX-
| istence. Never said a bright thing in his life,
and is remarkably backward for his age.
They drink together. - Time.
GpocER--Soyou've given up drinking, Uncle
UnCs Rastus-Yes, sab. hain't teched er
drop in TO weeks.
| Grccer-You deserve great deal of credit.
Uncle RastusLYes, san. That's jes' what
seq, an was gwine ter ask yo MStah Sniff, eff
| yo cut trus' ME to er ham.-LUe.
1.-THE singular mistake" explains the editor
| of Texas paper, by which our leading editorial
appeared last week at the bottom of a column
| on tile third page, was caused by our having in
| trusted the setting up of the same to a long
| slab sided Yankee jour printer who happened
| along and wanted a job. We told him TO make
up the forms and work the papers off while we
! went home to give our wife some much needed
| assistance in making her apple butter. The ar
| ticle was in relation to the recent act of the
| governor in pardoning sheep thief, and was
headed Growing Folly. The laundering
| tramp set it up. Cranberry Jelly and chucked
| the article in the department of Useful House
| hold Recipes IL is such things rs these that
| make the life of a journalist one of constant
| care and anxiety and make him an old man be-
| fore his time '-Chicd9o Tribune.