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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
HORSEMEN, SEE HERE!

/ have for sale or will trade for
either cattle, mares or geldings, one
Hambletonian stallion, stands Is
hands high, weighs !, 200 pounds, is
eight years old, dark bay with
black points. The only reason for
parting with the stallion is we have
too many for our use. The horse
can be seen at my farm, three
miles below Caldwell.
O. G. BAKER.
20. Caldwell, Idaho.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
DON'T EXPERIMENT

You cannot afford TO waste time In experiment.
lng when Your lungs are in danger. Consumption
alwat $ seems, at frs' only colo. DO not permit
any dealer tn impose upon you with some CHEAP
Initiation OF fr. Kings New Discovery for Con-
snmp Ion, Coughs and Cold, but be sure you get
the genuine. Because he can make more - oft he
may nycu he has something Just 30 d, or Just
the same. non'tbe deceived, BUT insist upon get
ting Kings New Discovery, which is guarao-
iced TO give reli, Ia all Throat, Lung and Chest
ST cions. Trial bottles free at Little 4 Blatch-
lt.yss ID, ne Store
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
THE DEVIL FISH rEscRIBED BY HUGO

THE DEVIL FISH nEsCRIBED BY HUGO
Is not more tenacious monster than malaria,
whether 1t takes the rm Ct chilis and fever, BIZ
ious remittent, ague cake or dumb ague Like the
octopus Ct the story, T. clasps the victim In It's ten
tacuae. and fJlds him closer and closer in horri-
bic embrace. Attacked wi h II steiter's Stomache
BItters. however. IL gcadua iy re xss its tremen-
dUus grip, finally abandons it, and the gu INDIAN
suffe er, liberated at last rel ices in tbs of
new born fr edom, engendered ty the restora, lon
OF complete health. Dyspep-ia, too, and consti-
patton, these old aud remorseless enem es OF the
III lls n family, rive ground, and are final drives
ffon the Id by thi, Napoleon OF remedies, the
greatest, the purest In the family pharmacoroeia.
rheumatism surcumbs 10 it, Sd do kidney tr, ubles.
The nerves. when OSersifainep, Iegain qa,etude
and vigor by It's u and the ability to rest tran
qally and eat with zest are increased byit. Resort
u Ii In time and avoid unne cessary suffering.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
SPEEDILY CURED

To THE EDIToR-Pleasc inform your read
erS that have apositive remedy for the above
canned disease. BY its timely use thousands
of hopeless cases have been permanently
cured. | shall be glad to send two bottles of
my remedy FREE to any of your readers who
have consumption if they will send me their
express and postofice address Respectfully,
7. A. SLOCUM, NJ. c. 1871 Pearl St. N. Y.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
A SOUND LEGAL orINIoN.

j. Baipbridee Mundav Ftq., County Atty. Clay
CO.. Texas, says: Hive used Electric Bitters
with most happy results. MY brother also was
very low with msiarisi fever aud undice, but was
cured by timely use of this medidiee. Am sat SIZED
Elec rfc Bltters saved his nte." d. L. Wilcox
son, OF Horse Cave, Ky, adds a like testimonial
saving; lie positively believes he would have
died, had II NOT b en- for Electric Bitters. This
great remedy will wSrj off, well as cure all Ma
SMisl nisssses, and for all Kidney, LIVER and
Ntomach Disorders stands nnt aualed Price 80 G.
aGd 81 At Little & Blatchley's.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
BUo1LEN's ARNIcA sALyE.

The Best SaIve In the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Eoree, Ulcers SAT- kheGm, reser Sores, letter,
,Chspped Hands, Chiibiain5, Corass and all Skin
Ernptlons, and positively cures Piles, pay
required. 1t IL guaranteed to give perfect sat s.
IA ton or money refunied. Price rs cents per
box. For sale by Ltit,e a BlatcsSley.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
ATTENTION LADIES.

When in need of Parasols, Fans,
Gloves, Mitts, Underwear, Hats,
trimmed and untrimmed, call on
Gwinn.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-04-28
MILLINERY.

Miss Charlie Lucus has just
opened up an elegant line of
new millinery goods, next door
to Lucus' harness shop, and
will be pleased to have the la
dies of Caldwell call and exam
inc her goods and get prices.
The very latest spring styles
now in stock. Ladies will
find it to their advantage to
call on her..
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1888-07-21
Personal.

Mr. N. II. Frohlchstein, OF Mobile, Ala
writes: take great pleasure in recommen
ding DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption, having used it ter severe attack
slant relief and entirely cured me and
have not been afflicted since. also beg to
state that mad tried other remedies with nc
good result. Have ulso used Electric Bit
ters and DR.. Kings New Life Pills, both Of
which I can recommend
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump.
ton, Coughs aad Colds, is sold on a pos
tive guarantee. Trial bottles free at J. A
Bonhams.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1888-07-21

-SENATOR STEWART has a letter in III {
Enterprise Of Thursday that gives a number
Of reasons why Nevadans should vote for
Harrison instead Of Cleveland for President
this Fall. The main reason he gives is that
Harrison is in favor Of silver for money and
Cleveland is not. He shows that the people
Of the United States, fsur ff;hs Of them,
outside of New York, are in favor Of silver,
and that it was supposed that the Demo.
Gratis we,e in favor of silver, while the Re
publicans we're controlling the Treasury
Department, and that silver fell in value
less than IS per cent. under RePubhcan
rule. Since the election Of Mr.. Cleveland
four years ago silver has fallen u per cent
Stewart says also that the Democrats IL
Congress are many Of them in favor Of
iree.coinage silver bill but are afraid Of dis
pleasing the mighty Grover by voting fol
any such measure, and then they would
have no favor shown them in case they de
sired some appointments to be made. Stew
ar. says Harrison is in favor Of silver and
will not veto any bill in its interest His
locality is in favor Of silver and he belongs
10 no clique or syndicate, and will be fair
exponent of the views OF Congress and the
people. In closing his letter Stewart writes
as follows:
EVERY vote for Cleveland is certainly a
vote for the money trust of Wall street. He
will serve this trust in the future as in the
past, without regard TO the calamities II
may bring upon the farmer, the manufac
turer, the miner or the laborer. He belongs
10 the bond holding, money getting. debt.
rehbing olisarehy that is laborng 10 con
summate the decentralization Of silver TO in.
crease the value Of money ami bonds, de.
press the price of labor and properly and
make the rich richer and the poor poorer. Ii
ne were free from this influence, il he were
in harmony with the great majority OF his
party, a very different issue would be pre-
seated TO the voters Of Nevada, and would
not be Justified in saying many things which
I have said in this letter. He does not rep
resent the Democratic party on the great Is
sues Of the day, but they are forced TO &C:
cept him because they think he is the only
Democrat who can carry New York, and
they rely upon the money olgarchy OF New
York to give him that State, hoping that
when the Democratic party is thoroughly in.
,rcnched in power it will be able TO atene in
some measure for the disasters which are re
sulting from Cleveland's single gold-sland.
ard contraction policy. In this they will be
deceived The money ring has no use for
my party longer than ii can make tina, party
Is tool and slave"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1888-07-21

Xxx SENATOR MCDONALD, Of Indiana,
nj the Democratic rally in the Hoosier State,
said that General Harrison allowed thirty
six regiments to pass his door before be
marched for the war himself. That is un
true; but how was it with Mr.. Mcdonald
He allowed brigades, and divisions, and
armies. and nation to pass his door on i'll
way to uphold the Union of States, and
somehow, neither he nor substitute fer him
Joined the procession.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1888-07-21
Dyspepsia

Makes the lives of many people miserable,
and often leads to self-destruction. We know
Of ne remedy for dyspepsia more successful
than Hosd's Sarsspsrilla. 1t acts gently.
yet surely and efficiently, tones the stomach
and other srganns, removes the faint feeling
creates good appetite. cures headache, and
refreshes the burdened mind. Give Hood 5
Sarssparilly fair trial. 1t will do ysu
good,
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1888-07-21

TIM State Fair is being advertised
hugely by the Reno papers and the Ente,
Prise, which papers are publishing a series
Of letters rs to the advisability Of moving
the grounds from Reno to Wadsworth. This
sensational advertising is good for actresses,
etc, but good legitimate "ad"in the State
papers is what State Fair needs to boom
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
DIAMOND-FiLLED TEETH.
A Fad That Is becoming Popular In New
York CITY,

The latest fad among aspiring act,
resses and certain society damsels is
diamond in one of the front th
"A well-known actress tirst divulgcd
the project to me.' dentist said.
''She came in one day greatly excited.
| She wanted to know if she could have
a diamond placed in the center of her
most conspicuous front tooth. The
proposition was so novel and unique
that was staggered for the moment.
But business is always business. you
know, and l placidly remarked that
such thing could be done. She
wanted to know the cost and how soon
could finish the work, and whether
she would have to sit in the dental
chair many hours. | told her she
wouldn't have to >it long in the chair.
only long enough for me to saw Oft
two-thirds of the tooth in which she
wanted the diamond set"
"Whal!' she exclaimed, cant you
put the diamond in without extracting
the tooth?' | told her the diamond
would have to be put in false tooth.
as it would cause the natural tooth to
decay. should cut off two-thirds Of
the natural tooth. place the diamond
in a false tooth two-thirds the regu-
lar size, and pivot that on the third of
the natural tooth that remained. No
one would ever suspect that any part
of the tooth was false. and the gem
would sparkle like beacon all the
time. reminded her that If the dia.
mond was put into tho natural tooth
it could not be removed. She would
have to go along the street sciniillat.
ing dazzling rays. Blu t. she could re-
move the false tooth any time. and by
having n duplicate made she could
keep the diamond out OF her mouth.
except when she appeared ia pnblc.
l considered that would be better
both for herself and the diamond"
did she leave the ordcr?'
''She did, and there is the tooth all
ready for the diamond. Keep yout
eye on n popular actress at one of the
theaters where burlesques are pro-
duccd and you will 20. dazzling
CLEAN from row Of incisors wher
she sings before long. Stree ! got her
order l have had half dozen more.
and one of my fashionable colleagues
dropped in yesterday and said he had
just received an order. Mark my
words. it won't be long before the big
crtz, among certain women will be
diamonds in the front teeth. ~ Y
Mau md Erpress
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
VISITING SCHLlEMANN.
Call on the Famous ArchRolOgist In Hi
Athenian Palace.


called upon Dr. Henry Schliemann
at his aristocratic marble palace, in
which the dscoverer of the ruins OF
Troy is more sumbtuously lodged than
were the Grecian Kings who conquered
the city. The top of the superb pile
is crowned by statues of the poets.
philosophers and statesmen of ancient
Greece. The front door was opened
by Il Greek servant who spoke French
well. Sending up my card, which con-
tained my American address, l was
shown into one Of the most beautiful
libraries in the world. The walls were
adorned by exquisite paintings, the
scenes of which were chiefly taken
from Grecian history. while marble
statues Of marvellous loveliness stood
in each corner of the apartment. The
elegant bookcases were surmounted
by highly finished busts of Homer,
Plato. Aristotle and other celebrated
Grecian poets and philosophers. DR..
Schliemann is a German by birth, but
Greece is the home of his adoption. In
fact, so thorough II Grecan has he be-
come that he has chosen the language
of ancient Greece for the language Of
his house, and has given all OF his
servants classic names His butler is
called Pclops, and his cook Jocasee.
the doctor married Greek lady. who
possesses in II remarkable degree that
wondrous beauty Of face and figure
which in ancient times inspired the ge-
Mus whose beautiful marble goddesscs
have been the admiration and despair
of all succeeding ages. Beauty is he
rcdiiary in Greece. Nine. Schliemann
is the daughter of an Athenian shop
keeper. but she has all the grace and
bearing Of II born Queen. And, what
Is rare among her countrywomcn Of
the present day, she possesses intellect.
ual gifts of high order. Her husband
always finds in her congenial COM
panion and sympathetic friend. They
have two children, and according to
the classic tastes of the father, the boy
bears the name Of Agamcmnon and the
girl is called Andromachc. The latter
is seventeen years old. and so exquis-
itely beautiful that as she glided across
the marble hall l fancied one Of the
Graces had escaped from her marble
Imprisonment, and, like Pygmalion's
statue Of ivory, had assumed the hui
man form.
Notwithstanding DR.. Schlicmann's
classic tastes and surroundings. he is
ecry justly proud Of being a citizen of
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14

the United States He was residep:
Of California when that State was ac.
mitted into the Union, and thus became
u citizen Of the great Republic. His
love Of Greece and her antiquities conn-
mcnced when he was a schoolboy by
reading Homers stirring account Of
Grecian hcroism at Troy. At the age
Of fifteen he was placed in counting
room in Germany, where he worked
hard for small salary. but managed
to save money enough to buy books,
which he read in moments snatched
from sleep. In this way he mastered
Greek. As clerk he was just the re-
verse Of Hogarth's Idle Apprentice,
and his industry was rewarded by pro-
motion and increase of salary, and in
the course of time he became u partner
in an indigo house. Having made a
fortune in trade he retired from busi-
ness and determined to carry out his
life long intention of excavating tho
ruins of Troy, employing three hun
dred men in the work. His success has
not only given him splendid rcputa-
ton. but has greatly increased his for.
tune. The articles found in the ruins
have proved of immense value to the
historian and the archnologist, and
have been sold for large sums to the
great libraries and museums of this
world. DR.. Schliemann's income is
100000 year, and he spends it with
princely liberality. He is the leader
of the Athenian Society. and entcrtains
with royal magniiicence. But beyond
all this there is aclassical aroma about
the whole establishment which is espe-
cially charming to all who are in
terested in Grecian history and litera-
ture.
DR.. Schliemann is sixty-eight years
old, but he has all the mental and
physical activity of man of fifty.
His features are Of a marked German
type. Judging from my own experi-
ence he is very polite to Americans yis-
ting Athens. = Christian Union.
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
ACTING BY PROXY.
A Detroit Lady Is Represented on the
Stage by "DOuble."

DotEOit Lazy Is Represented on the
Stage by u .'Double."
Il must tell you how l appeared once
on the theatrical stage by proxy" said
a lady who is the head of Il department
in one Of Detroit's large dry goods
stores. 1.-The only time that l had a
double to represent me.
at was when company was playing
the Big Bonanza here that Mr.. -,
one of the proprietors. came to me with
a strange gentleman and told me tc
let him have several cloaks on up.
proval.
II was assisted by a tall, slim young
lady. while l, as you perceive, am quite
the reverse. l noticed the gentleman
eyeingu very closely, but thought moth
ing of it at the time. He told me he be-
longed to the Big Bonanza troupe,
and, after he had selected the cloaks
he wanted, gave us each a compliment
ary invitation to see the play and went
away.
"When the evening came we attended
in company and sat together. Our
seats were near the stage and we easily
recognized in one of the characters the
gentleman who had selected the cloaks
the day before.
"Well, after awhile there was a
scene representing the interior of
dry goods store, and there were the
cloaks. and two ladies selling them.
These two were the exact counterparts
of myself and assistant, Miss ---. l
was really startled by the resemblance
to myself. Friends in the audience
also noticed it, and the actors them
selves kept glancing at us to compare
notes. 1t was amusing, and also very
The actor who bor-
rowed the cloaks must have had
quick memory, for he had drilled his
characters into exact imitation of our
trick of selling and method Of display
ing goods. The likeness to ourselves
was so natural that it made us both
"That was my first and last appear
ance on the mimic stage. "---DetroH
Free Press.
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
Mr.. AND MRS. eowsER.
Mr.. B0wser Attempts to do the House
work for One Day.

Mr.. BOwser Attempts to do the House
work for One Day.
The other morning ! said ! wa
tired, and wished there was no sucl
thing as housework. suppose ever,
housewife makes use of such expires
sions once in while, but Mr.. Bowsel
seemed greatly astounded.
Tired of houscwork!' ho exclaimed
"Why. Mrs. Bowser, there isn't enough
work in this house to keep your bloot
circulating property
II never get through before mid
afternoon.
"Well, it's your own fault. If I sci
out to chop wood with the axe-handlt
between my toes I can't expect to make
much headway. There's something
wrong in your system Of taking hold ol
the work. My mother could do up all
this work in an hour"
"Did she die Of smartnessp"
What? No innuendoes, Mrs Bow.
ser! l say it's because you have nc
system to your work, and l can prove
it."
"How?"
III show you in day or two.
There's nothing mean about me. II
can learn you any thing I'll be glad ia
do it"
Next morning. as soon as we left the
dining-room, he pulled of his coat and
hung it up and said:
snow, then, I'm going to do this
work by system. You lie down on the
lounge and take your comfort, and I'll
have every thing cleaned up In one
hour by the clock"
! obeycd orders. and he stood in the
center Of the room. looked around HIM
Tor spell. and then said:
"The first thing, Of course. is to
sweep and pick up things"
He wheeled the chairs back in way
to make the castors rattle, grabbed the
papers off the floor and tucked 'cm in
to the waste basket. and then ran for
the carpct-sweepcr He pushed It
twice around the table in cir
Gle, kicked foot-stool into q corner
and triumphantly observed:
just four minutes. and all 10
dOner'
You must wipe of the windows"
"Oh, yes. Now, what elsep''
''Dust the woodwork.
His four minutes had heightened to
forty before he paused to wipe the
sweat from his brow on tidy and
said:
"Well, I'm all through and it's only
nine o'clock"
"You must take the feather duster
and 60 over the pictures, Mr.. Bow
SER"
"All right. What elsep''
The rugs must be taken out on the
back steps and busted"
"Ycs; what elsep" !.
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
A Question of Price.

Some children are bright enough TO
discover the erosscuts to knowledge at
very early age.
"What is u diamondp'' asked II teach
or, recently.
Carbon" replied the GLASS.
"Yes, n diamond is pure carbon. but
You must remember that coal Is also
carbon. That was taught in the last
lesson"
"Ycs'm."
"Now. how could you be sure to tell
the difference between the two kndsd|
carbOnp"
"Ask the price," piped up a small
boy.--Jcwelcys' Weekly.
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14

residence was bul'. and FURNISHED in
tho rnost approved style Paintings,
whose colors exceeded the poppy and
sUnfower in brilliancy. and frames
that rivaled In price that OF the canv as
framed, decorated the walls Gases
Of books whose bindings Of crimson
and green harmonized most beauti.
fully with the chairs and carpets
The aspiring parents were soon
rewarded. for the misses Jinks"
were the reigning bellies Of tho season.
and their names headed every social
| event
The papers at length described the
brilliant receptions. where crystal
chandeliers cast an iridescent glow on
mountains Of natural roses. and ten
thousand yards Of smilax. whose ser.
pentine garlands were woven in q
monogram Of intricate trecery, whose
verdant freshness harmonized beauti-
fully with the cloud.like drapery Of
orange satin clinging so gracefully
about the angelic form of Miss Glen.
entina JinkS
Wonderfully soliloquz ed Mr..
Jinks, as he read the paper over and
over again. "Truly my goose has laid
me golden eggs.
ITO think that the daughters OF
Peter Jinks, tailor. would ever pose as
society queens! IT'S true that Pat
Snodgrass, whose butcher stall stood
near my shop twenty years ago. has
daughters who rival mine across the
way.
This is democracy. this! There j.
nothing like it. A shining gold dollar
gets over gallon of blue blood. Hur.
rah for this country, this century, and
the Jinks family Of Crabapple strcet!'
and the thoroughly aroused man tossed
the paper in the air.
'Ah! papa dear, we are so glad to
find you SO cheerful. for we have a
little suggestion that will please you."
and Clementina, followed by Jusiicia
and Mrs Jinks, appeared in row be.
fore him.
You must admit husband dear"
said Mrs. Jinks, that we are now in
Society but our position can not be
fully established unless we can display
on our door and stationery coat-of.
arms or a family crest. You know
the name Jinks is just biz
tainted with plebeianism. We think
OF adding to it ton. and make it
Jinkston. Listen how euphonious that
sounds, and it will harmonize so ex.
quisitely with the rampant elk and the
crown for our crest that talented !
Clementina is now Designing
"The deuce!" screamed the now
thoroughly aroused Mr.. Jinks. "The
time has come when can no longer
submit. Bring me the goose" and
rushing from the garret with my rusted
honor in his spasmodic clutch. he
stumped me with such force upon the
marble slab that ii WIS rent i'll twain.
Here is your crest, woman! En-
grave this on your door and your card,
aud the only coat of arms that you
can ever honorably own will be the
arms of coats that your tailor parents
pressed with this CHOSE into his pa
rons' suits. Let this be the insignia
If your social station"
That closed the scene. l remember
nothing more. ATLANTA Constitution
The Grenada gazette., 1888-04-14
llNCOlN'S LAST LAUGH.



Presidents Assassination.
Mr.. George Van Duzer, Of this city,
has presented to the Grand Lodge
Library portion of the collar worn
by Abraham Lincoln at the time of his
assassination. Mr.. Van Duzcr was
present at Ford's Thea,er on that fatal
night, and relates the following IN.
cident:
The army under General Lee having
surrendered to General Grant few
days previously, Secretary Stanton. on
the 18th of April, 1865. telegraphcd to
Governor John A. Dix to stop the
draft, as IL was considered that the war
was virtually over.
AT Ford's Theater, Washington. y.
G., on the evening of April II, 1865.
the play of "Our American Cousin"
was being enacted. In the scene. Just
before the fatal shot Of the assassin. a
garden settec was standing on the
stage opposite the Presidents box,
Mary Meredith Zone of the characters
of the play). followed by Lord Dun.
dreary with her shawl thrown over
his army, came upon the stage.
and the lady took seat upon the
scttce CHANGING over first one shoul-
der and then the other, she exclaimed:
"My Lord. will you please to be
So kind az IN fhro,v t1,at ,h,,,I ,,,n,
my shoulders3 There appears to bo
such draft here"
Lord Dundreary Immediately replicd:
"You are mistaken. Miss Mary--theee
is no draft. The draft is all over"
The President instantly saw tho point
and laughed very heartily. as did til.
entire audience, who arose and cheercd.
In few moments more the assassin
had done his work, and Nation was in
tears. ~ J. Asyi,m.