The Chickasaw messenger., 1888-08-23
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There is pitcher out West named
Hope. Hope ought never to be knock
ed out of the box.-Puek.
While walking in the sunshine /
don't forget the shadow IS just across
the siree--Philadclphia Call
There's something worse than bad /
about the man that some woman
doesn't loye.-Philadelphia Call.
Hen trails in the garden indicate
fowl play, of course, and in certain
sense may be accepted as vital proofs,
-Youkers Gazette.
A woman's rights lady remarks that
the highest use Of man is 20 have his
life insured for his wifs's benefit
Merchant Traveller.
Those who are wealthy walk cause
its healthy. The rest of US poor duff
fers walk cause we have too.-Bur-
lington Free Press.
A man is Judged by clothes that he
wears at business and a woman by
the clothes she does not wear in the
ball room.-Nerchant Traveller
Accep ng the theory Of Darwin,
some men developed from monkeys,
but othe made q complete jump
from the donkey stags.-Merchant
Traveller
The sea side 8. who had no bath
ing COS ume said that she didn't go into
he water because she was unsuited
for such pas. ,ues.-Merchant Tray
e'er.
Scua reop'e cannot tell how they
md fsancia Y until their accounts
sre balanced, but the artist always
lrows when he is drawing head
Boston Courier.
II this is the best time to buy coal
a. we are l.oi med by an exchange
why stouldn'. January be the bes
time TO lay in fly paper aud mosquito
To trg?-Puck.
How much money does the aver
arc woman spend on her summe
.hoes?7 asks writer in the New Yorl
Jolrna All she can get dear child
after she buys the shoes-Somervill
journal.
Onions spit in halves viii absor
the smell Of esh paint" says an eN
chicago. So wi bull fiddle drow
the sound Of fiageolette; but a ma
mrst have custard brains to like ii
emedy.-New Haven News.
Awi i.er on the ballet says that til
wearing o. tights is decidedly "
healthy practice. The information
no, new. Years ago temperance or
tor. argre1 that flights were III
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald
&C andfather's Clock is the nan
oranew play which will be brougl
opt this season. II it will only "gc
a. did The one which has been 30 mut
sung about, there's money in it.-Bo
ton BulletiH.
They have got brand new pli
down in New York, with rosebu
freshness and originality. Il Is to
brought out the coming season and
called sGrandfathsr's Clock. Blu
lington Free Press.
Are YOU tired, DEAR asked t
foud wife when evening came.
Tired p said her husband, 4 shou
saw was tired have been worki
Ike a gasmeter all day long.'-som'
Vile Journal.
II love YOU dear the young man sai
"Ob. will you be nv wifaf'
The maiden drooped her modest he
And whispered, "Bet" your Ii
-Somerville Journal
A correspondent asks: "Wh
should bow-legged man doI" III
IS hard ques ion to answer; /
when Re hasn't got anything else %
he shorld be whooping for vic
STYLES in ,ousers--BdrI'ngton h
Press.
Editoi-"Contorud those Sla'
smiths upstairs. l wrote a protect
sainst evils and they have got il
Profession sgainst girls
second Editor-"Oh well it's
about the same tr'rs, isn'titT-so
elvire Jou~na'
aI'il chew you up, Grimalkin said,
Thomas Ftz de Grow.
.ard ike 10 cat-cheW doing it. gu
Thomas With yowl.
-YOnkers Gazette
A city boardes in the county aw'
at5a. m. and heard the hired \
runuiug the lawn mower. Think