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The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
FIRE SALVAGE COMPANY
400 Main street.

We have made another purchase OF two
distinct stocks, one OF Mcssrs. Newcomb
Bros, retiring from the carpet, curtain and
upholstery business, the other from Mr..
A. Black, assignee OF Messrs. Suhcr u
Woodson, st, Louis, Mo.
We are happy to announce that with the
above purchases we are enabled to offer
greater bargains than even ever offered by
us before. II YOU will read our add care
fully you will readily see how cheap We
are offering good goods TO you from the
Newcomb Bros stock.
We will offer
80 pieces White Mating at l0c per yard.
so pieces Red Check Mating at l2lc PEI
yard.
40 pieces Fancy Mating at l7!c PEI
yard.
800 remnantso of very best Fancy Mating
running from 2 to 10 yards, worth Soc
Zoe, SOC, GOc, zoe per yard. We will sci
choice entire lot 20c per yard,
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

THERE being few delinquent sub
scriben to the Equitable Land and Con
struction company, they are notified TO
call at the Memphis National bank and
pay up Monday or subscriptions will be
received in their stead. The stock ceriih-
Gates will be ready for issue Tuesday, the
18th, at the Office Of stratton, Thomas q
Rogcrs
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|. eycaa A DO. sea uaip street.

Are prepared to repair and yarnish iurni'
turc IN iint-class style.
Packing aud shipping promptly attend
ed 10 at reasonable prices.
&. &. GRTda, Manager.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

" YOU desire 10 have your watches and
clocks repaired aud icwolry mcnded, 10
sure aud call ON McNn. Johnston q Wood,
No. 4i3 Main street, who have been en-
gagged In tho business Tor many years aud
will give satisfaction. They keep . full
stock oi the best pebble glasses aud will
sell YOU good jcwolry ~ low IA any house
Ia the city. A trial Is only necessary 10
| rouVingp Won
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

WHOLESALE buyers will find Il 10 theiI
interest 10 inspect the stock Of the Arm
strong Furniture company before pur
chasing. 272 Second street
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

G. VI. BEATTY has recovered from his
late sickness, and can be- found at tho
Brandt Furniture company, 2jl Main
street, where he will be glad TO have his
friends call
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II Is questionable which Il the fastest
horse al the races. The Brandt Furniture
company continues In the lead for quality
aud low prices. Brandt Furniture Com.
pany, No. 23l Main street.
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RNRNAINs

l.pution, Undrr.,cd, Embroidered All
shades of tan and brown; worth at least tl.5O,
only 40 ccnts q Uuir.
1 and G.Button Dire scd, embroidered %
plain. only Zoe, worth fl.hO.
Opn Lnr-Embroidcrcd silk Gloves, Fat
tern Lot-25c worth 81 50c, worth Sl0Oi
75c, worth Si75; u, worth 500 No Two
r,ir alike. No two same shades. Hundreds
Of other things, NEW, STYLISH and
CHEAP.
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The rinnn Yaidinx ned.

A perfect fac-simile Of a piano when
closed, now in view at I. A. Wright *
Co. =, 3s7 Second street.
Cot. 4. FfsoER OF Ashland, O., says he
was cured Of heart disease by Pe-ru.na alone.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

TnE Armstrong Furniture company arc
showing many new spring styles In cham
Der, dining.room and parlor suits.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

REurMnEn that Couron & Weakly arc
practical carriage and wagon mechanics.
No amateurs. $50 Main street.
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.s..,,no,, ana DeI,e,eu. Drink.

The Ozark Cider and Vinegar 60. are
southern agents Tor genuine Vanio ,i,i'
Orange Meade. Delicious AM AMI healthy
and specially adapted for families, Ask
your grocer or call on the agent Tor H.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

sroP aud examine prices offered by the
Brandt Furniture company, No. 23l Main
street
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

" your vehicle, either carriage or
wagon, needs repairs, II will pay you 10
sec Courson 4 Weakly, b26 Main street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

BrsEs will run from Curve 10 Calvary
and Hebrew Cemeteries, commencing at
1 o'clock today.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

TnE latest styles trimmed hats from 30
cents and upward, at the Red Hot Store,
Il Beale street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
Dor Toad Wark

At reasonable prices, 20 10 the Memphis
Trunk factory. Duke Goodman, proprie-
tor, 33l Main street.
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Look on, for ch.lers nasairs'- nssns

For,y.hvo years Infallible Specific Toe
Dlarrhpa. Dyscntery, Cholera Morbns Fins,
Chlldren's Teething. aud n taken Ia tine =
surc preventive OF Asiatic Cholera
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In unn.eLcencr-.

Call anil see the Lace Webb He'd Spring.
This In the prcttcsi spring ever made.
Call and sec Il.
T. A. wmour & Co.,
No. ~ second Slrot y
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Brandt Furniture co.,

23l Main street. Special drive In Bed
room Suits this week.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
Pars.ois aud snL Umbrellas.

200 silk Umbrellas, In 20 and 2s-inch,
with sterling silver handles; also ebony
aud ivory; all AT $3.50, sl6O, $50; worth
50 each.
80 silk Umbrellas, 2s-inch, with gold
handles mot gold capl, at sl75; worth
81. 80 each.
Satin Parasols, lace trimmed, 81; worth
g. each.
Coaching Parasols, Sc. worth $3.50 each.
Childrcn'a Parasols, lbc each.
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window shades, window shades.

500 pair Opaque best oil Window Shades
springrollow, every desirable shade, and
s feet long, all complete, SOC, SOC, 5Oc, worth
500 per pair.
1000 Cornicc Poles, with brass trim
ming and rings in ebony, walnut and ma
hogany, all at 25c, Poe, Zoe each.
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STATEMENT
SURVEYOR ToBIN.

From the Appeal Of the sth.
The following are the names Of the i'm
portes who imported directly TO this port
during January February and March, and
opposite TO their respective names appears
the value OF their imports:
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

Every dav from the New York Custom
House. New designs in all shades Of
metals. lis half the drcsa; the Trim
ming either makes IL q cnrNr AFruR or
swell costume" TAKE YOUR
CHOICE. Tho mGHr STYLES a the RIgnr
prices, at KREMERS TRIMMING
COUNTERS.
Ask your nrcssmakcr
Hats and Childron's lIcldgcnr Enor-
nous Stock, with constant arrivals.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

WAY will you pay high prices ior Gus,
tom.made suit when you can get eq""
value at l.. Lowensiein'R
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
FOURTH LOT.

Large assortment OF novelties in
Dress Goods and Trimmings
. cases fine Sateens, worth zoe, for 20c yd.
Novelties in White Goods this week.
100 dozen Gents Balbriggan Undershirts,
3 for 81.
so dozen extra sizc Linen Busters, 81 up.
800 pair Cashmere Pants from $3.50 up.
70 Gents Scotch Suits for $500.
Parasolsi Parasolsi
All the novelties OF the season at prices
that defy all competition
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.,... M. and CIeanins works

Ladies' and Gents Clothes Cleaned q
Owed In ali colos. Ostrich Feathers and
Lace Curtains cleaned al % Jcacmon
street. Goods received by express.
l.. RfnoKi, Proprietor.
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MENKEN g. COMPANY.

SPECIAL NoTIcE-Strangers visiting the
city during race week are welcome TO
enjoy the conveniences OF our mammoth
emporium. We have parlors, dressing
rooms and layatorics for the accommodate
ton OF all our visitors ladies and gen.
tlemen. Reading-rooms, writing desks
and stationery, to the use OF which all
are welcome. You can mail your letters
and papers in the store. We deliver
mail at postoilicc four times daily. We
have room enough for all, and all are
cordially invited to make themselves at
home in our house.
Tomorrow will be day OF
ROusiNG BARGAINS
Throughout Our Vast Establishment.
GREAT SALE OF sIIaxs AND DRESS
GOODS.
Solid color India silks only Soc, worth
Slips.
Solid color surah silks only SOC, worth SIC.
Colored silk bengalinos only zoe.
Splendid quality "Faille Franchise" only
Sl.00.
SPECIALIZE pieces glace silk, beautiful
colorings (changeable), worth 500 per
yard; we will sell them tomorrow at
$l.25. New importation Of choice pat
terms real India silk, fancy designs, at
Sl.25. 70 combination dress patterns OF
all silk surah or glaze silk and Paris
novelty at $1,000 TO $3.50 a pattern,
worth double.
SOMETHING NEw-We have 65 beautiful
French combination dress patterns, inn
ported thisspring; they were bought TO
sell for 5000 and $500; we viii put
the entire lot on sale tomorrow at $40 90
per pattern. No greater bargain ever
offered.
Atwood Henriettas, the fashionable wool
dress fabric OF the season, at 40c, SOC,
Zoe and 00c.
English broadcloth for tailor suits, the
$3.50 quality at Sl.4S yard.
300 pieces new spring dress goods at l2Ic,
1Sc. pic 10 soc; all fresh stylish goods
and worth much more. II you want a
dress now Is the time to buy.
FRENCH sATISEs-New designs open to-
morrow. Immense variety-low prices.
GESTLRNEN's 0UrFITs-W We have the cloth
ing, hat and shoe departments OF Mem
phis, the largest stocks and the lowest
prices. We manufacture all our cloth
ing, and warrant every garment for wear
and fit Tomorrow We will sell
Beautiful cheviot suits at $3.50 to SO. 80;
$500 linen busters for Sl.37.
Our Great Derby Race HAT, ei.0o.
All coloB-pearl. brown, tan and black.
Mems balbriggan shirts and drawers at
500 u suit
Mems British half hose, sl.25 box.
Mems trunks, valiscs and umbrellas.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
New Flowers.

Blooms aud blossom. OF every cline.
Enormous arrival ol beautiful burches
aud sprays Stylish effects at RATIONAL
prices. Five times IA stock of tive rest
OF Memphis millincr, combined.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
Swiss shir,ing aud FiouneIag.

Swiss skirting and Flouncing. 20 inches
wide, i0c; worth Zoe per yard.
Swiss Skiriing, a. inches wide, with mar
row embroidery 10 match, Cos; worth 81
per yard
Swiss skiuing, very finest quality, clo-
ganily embroidered, very deep, at Soc
worth q per yard.
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special narasin.

100 Coal cooking stoves, all sizes, for
sale cheap at Gabaya
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
New Shapes.
New Shades,
New Bargains.
NEW GLOVES.

E,crylhing that Is credited as new or styi-
ish Fine room, fine light good attention.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

A SPLENDID show. Dime museum.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

memphis Trunk Factory,
Duke Goodman. Trunks repaired and
made 10 order. 33l Main street.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
BUTTERIoK's MAY FASHIONS.

BUTTERICK's MAY FASHIONS.
Monday morning We open Butterick's
Patterns for Mays also fashion sheets,
Catalogues and delineator. Small
catalogues and
Fashion sheets Given Away.
N. Bon Saturday night, after our
regular advertisement was sent TO this
Office, we received by express 40 pcs
new shades oifine MORE Antique and
Is pieces Plaid Surah silk. Both lines
will be sold tomorrow al very low
prices.
MENKHN g. COMPANY.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

FIRST LOT.
5000 worth OF fine
NULL EMBR0IDERIES.
Skirtings, Flouncings and Narrow Widths,
at strictly manufacturers cost.
10 pieces 45-inch Flouncing at 45c yard.
30 pieces 45-inch Flouncing at coo yard.
40 pieces Egyptian Flouncing at Soc a yd.
20 pieces Black Lace Skirings
from Sl.25 TO 81, worth double.
LOT q
% Embroidered Robes, in boxes, ut 81. 20.
2 cases new Sateens. II yards, for 81.
2 cases checked White Goods at 4lc.
Our 40-inch India Linen, TIC
2 cases large plaid Null stsc.
LOT3
100 Lace Bed Sets at Sl.25.
80 dozen Lace Pillow Shams at soc pair,
100 Linen lap Robes at Soc apiece.
200 pair Lace Curtains at II pair.
100 pair Lace Curtains, worth $3.50, ior
$l.75 pair.
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Lace Curtains. Lace Curtains.

25 pairs Lace Curtains, 81 co. worth $3.50
per pair
20 pairs Lace Curtains, $3.50; worth
50. 90 per pair
20 pairs Lace Curtains, 500; worth
800 per pair.
10 pairs Guipure Lace Curtains, $500;
worth $3.50 per pair.
Lace Shams, soc; worth 81 80 per pair.
silk, velvet and silk plush, % inches
wide, all pure silk, 60c, Soc, soc; sold by
Ncwcomb Bros. ut $500 per yard.
One lot finest Nelyeteens, used for up
holstery purposes, 25c; worth Sl.5O per
yard.
One lot Of about IS pieces assorted colors
Satoens and Cretonncs, suitable Tor lurni-
turc covering and curtains, Toe, l0c; worth
35c 10 50c per yard.
Colored Scrim Net, excellent quality -
this IL not the common Lace Scrim-1!c;
worth Soc per yard.
The following goods were bought by us
from Mr., A. Black, assignee OF Mcssrs.
| Suher & Woodson, 81. Louis, Mo-, at 63c
on the dollar. We therefore can afford Ia
offer you bargains. Here is what We will
offer
40 pieces assorted large plaid White
Goods, Satin Plaids, at 7lc; worth lbc pen
yard.
"a double width gray Grcss Goods, Toe
worth 25c per yard.
Beige Satin Striped Dress Goods, Sc
worth l2lc per yard.
NUNS Yelling in every shade, &c; worth
Zoe per yard.
Finest Dress Satcen, 6lc; worth l5c pei
yard.
At l5c we will offer 20 pieces ASSORTED
Dress Goods, worth from Doc TO Soc pei
yard.
Best Dress Ginghams in solid colors, DC
worth Toe per yard.
Gray Cashmere, in plaid, striped ant
| plain, every thread wool, 80 inches wide
l7lc, l7lc, l7lc; price them; they will cos
YOU Doc elsewhere.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15

In Gents Department.
75c, 5000 finest White Vests, 7jc.
zoe, Condon's finest Manillas, Ocand fl0O
f2.bO. Middloscx Blue Pants, $3.50.
$3.50, best Blue Yacht Suits, $50.
lOt, best Unlaundcrod Wamsuiias, 4Oc.
Our shoe advertisement Of last week
continues Ia force. zoe, Parlor slippers, 2oc.
KAHN g. FREIBERo.
Corner ei Main aud Poplar street..
p. S.-Don't fail 10 soe our silk Nclyeis
aud Pushes NJ Soc, aud saiins, Zoe.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
OTHER ATTRACTIONS,
Not Specified.
New Ribbons.

Odd and artistic. Bcndings for Trim
mings, TO match amy DRESS color im-
aginablc.
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"ERMiNE

TINS place 10 buy reliable clothing for
men, youths and boysis at l.. LoNsnsleln's,
corner Main and Jefferson.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
Eid Gioycsi Kid Gio,e.i

The very best real French Kid Gloves,
embroidered back, 4 10 button, black
and colored, zoe, soc, zoe, worth sl.b0 pei
pair.
80 doz. silk Mitts, every thread silk
extra length, black and coloncd, Zoe. l5c
worth Doc per pair.
Ladies' Lislo Gloves In black and colorcd
very fine, button, and Jersey Gloves, all
at Zoe, worth SOC per pair
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
IIandLrrchIef.i MandLerchIef.l

100 dozen Ladies' Linen, colorcd border,
hcmsiiichcd Ilandkcrchicis, &c, 3c, &c,
worth l0c each.
20 dozen ladies Linen, hcmstitchcd,
elegantly embroidered llandkcrchicls, Sc,
Sc, SC, worth DC each.
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
Mig narsa,n. In s~I.. Embroidery.

BIG bargains In Swiss Flouncingsi Big
bargains in Swiss Skiringsl Big bargains
in Swiss Edges Big bargains In Point de
Geneses Laccsl Big bargains In Nudicc
Match lacesl Big bargains In Torchon
Match Lacosl
The Memphis appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-15
New Feathers.
New Dress Trimmings.

Quilts aud Darts, Tips, Shaded Pin
Everything known tn be sty Wish.
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MENKEN g. COMPANY.

HOI FOR THE RACESi
Ar
GoLDsMITH's,
3Is Main strect-sI.s3 Bcaie street.
Bio BARGAINS
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
A QUEER MARRIAGE.

Among the many curious stories If
the late Marco st. Hilaire. the faithful
adherent and historian of the first Ma
poleon, who was so cavaliary treated
by the third, I know of none. saws a
Paris correspondent, SO extraordinary
as that OF his marriage. Hewas hus-
band, but for a right.
He had asked and obtained the hand
OF still young and pretty woman, the
WIDOW OF a general. Hardly had the
ceremony ended than Marco became
gloomy and respondent. The next
morning, having passed the night alone,
ne sent his wife letter, in which he
sad that he had married in a moment
OF abstraction that he was utterly
unit for married life, and that he
begged her to excuse him as he did not
feel that he could make her happy. He
therefore gave her back her liberty,
and considered himself equally free.
One can imagine the surprise of the
bride. However, she took matters
phi!osophically and returned to Rennes,
where she was residing when she met
this peculiar bridegroom. What seems
still more remarkable is the fact that,
even after. this, the couple remained
good friends and wrote each other the
most amicable of letters.
what queer adventure" this equal
ly queer husband was won't naively to
remark. Give never yet been able to
find out why got married when all
the time wanted to remain SINGLE"
One day he asked young man who
had just come from Rennes how his
wife was getting on. "What does she
say when she refers to me?"
''She always speaks of you in the
kindest way.''
"Worthy woman! Well, if 1 ever
take the notion to marry again she will
certainly be the one shall select and
no Other.o
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
SOAP PEDDLERs IN wALTHAx.
A Sharp Trick Played by Crowd of Tin.
Grant Vendors.

Grant Vendors.
Two or three days ago Chief of Police Bur-
leigh, of Waltham, learned that six or seven
strangers were IN the city peddling what pur-
ported to be Pearline, and that in connection
herewith they were perpetrating what was
practically fraud. IL seems that they had
two teams and were canvassing the town very
thoroughly. Going from house to house,
they would offer packages Of what they called
Pearllne, although in order to save themselves
from the grip of the law, they had labeled
which they sold for 81, they gave eight bars
of soap. The Chief encountered them on the
street, and two of the men-one on each team
who seemed to have the handling of the
business gave their names as Isaac G. Wor-
cester and Hiram Belding. They claimad, in
response to the charge that they were ped
ding without a license. that they were selling
goods of their own manufacture and that
they were giving the soap away. Before the
case could be presented to Judge Luce and q
warrant obtained they had oil sskipped" the
town, and numerous families are now be-
vailing the fact that they have alot of worth
less powder and light bars of poor soap,
worth, all told, less than IS cents, to show for
good dollar. The names Of the party, ~
registered at the Prospect House, where they
stopped while in Waltham, are f. H. Barnes,
John Goodwin. G. D. Osgood. c. A Frost, j.
Malcolm, H. Carroll, and c. b. Haley.
ton Herald
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
PRUDENCE. Prudence.

In medication, as in aught else, prudence
should be our guide. Yet thousands cast it to
tho Winds Every new rostrunl finds it's pa
trons the medical empires of evory false
school have their gulls Every change in the
gamut OF humbug is runs successfully-for a
time at least-the notes being furnished by
the credulous. In happy contrast to the many
advertised impostures of the day stands Hos
letters Stomach Bitters now in it's third dec
ade OF popularity. approved and recommended
pS physicians. Endorsed by the press of many
lands, sought and priced by invalids every
where. 1t 10 an ascertained specific for and
preventive of malarial diseases chronic indi-
gestion, liver complaint, and constipation,
checks the growth OF rheumatism and neural.
gia, 10 peerless invigorant and useful diuretic.
Nervous people benefit by it.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
WHAT HAD He BEEN DRINKING.


A Washington girl visiting in An
napolis was constantly confusing the
naval lieutenants of different grades,
and some Of the superior grade didn't
like it. One day she was talking to
one of these and innocently made the
usual mistake.
II beg your PARDON he explained,
with Unreasonable hateur, 'I'm full
lieutenant"
ooh, are your" she twittered.
"Well, you ought to be ashamed of
yourself. What have you been drink
ing?'
She would have gone on but he did,
and left her there convinced that he
was telling the truth.-W Washington
Critic.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
A Business.Like Offer.

For many years the manufacturers Of DR.:
sage's Catarrh Remedy have offered, in good
faith, $500 reward for q case OF Nasal Catarrh
which they cannot cure, The Remedy is sold
BY druggists at only 50 cents. This wonder
full remedy has fairly attained q world wide
reputation II you have dull, heavy head
ache, obstruction Of the nasal passages, dis
charges falling from the head into the throat,
sometimes profuse, watcry, and acrid, at
others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent,
bloody and putrid; ii the eyes are weak,
watery and inaamed; if there is ringing in
the ears. deafness, hacking or coughing to
clear the throas, expectoration Of offensive
matter, together with scabs from ulcers; the
voice being Changed and has nasal twang;
the breath offensive; smell and taste inn
paired; sensation Of dizzness, with mental
depression, hacking cough and general de-
bility, you are suffering from nasal catarrh.
The more compl Gated your disease, tho
greater the number and diversity of symp..
toms. Thousands of cases annually, without
manifcsting half of the above symptoms, re-
suit in consumption, and end in the grave:
No disease is so common, more deceptive and
dangerous, or less understood, or more un-
successfully treated by physicians.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
HAD TO PAY TO HEAR HIS OWN Lee
IIIRE

Theodore 1ilton was about to lecture
at we'll known hall in Maine. He ar
rived at the door unattended and in
quired for the manager. lie was in
formed that he was within, but could
not be disturbed, as the lecture was
about to commence.
''Can 1 60 in and speak to him?" he
humbly asked of the highly important
ticket taker.
Eyes, if you have got half dollar"
Tilton produced the coin and passed
into the hall to listen to his own lee
ture. lie enjoyed the joke much, and
said it was good lecture and well
worth the price of admittance.-Fdir-
field Journal.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
4 KEnD1cr NOT REAcHEp.

Judge Ito jury "Have you agreed
upon a verdict? Is the prisoner guilty
or not guilty of theft, as charged in
the Indictment" Foreman-"Weh have
not yet reached verdict. your honor.
1 missed my pocket-book in the night,
and 1 would respectfully ask that each
juror be searched. ''-Boston Post.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-03-16
THE FORCEOF HABIT.

Lady Purchaser-s'Now, please dc
not ask me, after / have bought what
I want, if there's anything else. If ]
want anything else can remember to
ask for it without being reminded that
there is something else that I may
want, Do you understand" Sales
man-"Yes'm. Anything else?'-
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