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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

IF abuse could pass for argument
several Idaho papers could pride
themselves on the quick manner
in which they have laid the Hon.
Charles Voorhees,, of Washington
Territory, on the shelf. But, as
this order of things has not yet ob-
tanned, Mr. voorhees, is still in the
ring. No better testimonial to his
worth and ability could be given
than the fact that he is now serv-
ing his second term as Democratic
delegate from a Republican Terri
tory.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

THE TRIBUNE is in receipt of a
copy of Senator Stewards bill au-
thorizing the deposit of gold and
silver bullion in the U. S. treasury
and the issuance of legal tender
certificates therefor. The Senator's
speech in behalf Of this righteous
measure is a masterpiece. The
cause of the present outlawry Of sill
yer is traced directly to the bond
holders. The main difficulty which
has always attended the advocates
of silver in their efforts to restore it
to its place in the circulating me-
dunn is that they have attempted
to uphold silver and at the same
time justify the course of the bond
holders This is an impossibility.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
LAWYERS MAKE THE LAWS

AS usual, the House membership
is made up practically of men Of
one profession. There are ZIG law
yers who are Representatives, from
States, and of the s Delegates from
Territories 5 are lawyers. Several
of the States have delegations COM
posed entirely of them. The farm
ers come nextin numerical strength,
they count II. The farmers and
planters together are only IL.
Then come the bankers, 10in num-
Der. There are 8 editors and !
journalist. The soldier row foots
up 50 Representatives and ! Dele
gate who fought in the Union army,
and 5S who were in the Confederate
army"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
TERRITORIAL.

In one year the Minnie Moore
mine at Bellevue has paid the U. P
$4,000 for coal.
Col. w. HI. Brodhead has succeed
ed Frank Middleton in the editorial
management of the Ketchum Key
stone.
The Lewiston Teller states that
Judge Buck has sustained the pro.
visions of the salary bill passed by
the last legislature.
C. V. Haupt aud Fl. Cassidy
while driving to Ketchum Tuesday
were run into by snow pillow
that approached noiselessly. They
fortunately escaped injury.
The storm of this week has been
universal throughout Southern
Idaho. The snow has fallen to the
depth of three and one-half feet at
Haley, eighteen inches at Shoshone,
and still falling.
A terrible explosion of giant pow
der occurred in the Tahoma mine
at Atlanta one day last week. From
the Mountain Home Range and
Valley we learn that Oscar Goble
and Riley Bostwick were at work in
the mine and had drilled several
holes; the giant powder caps had
been clinched for two of the holes
and while Goble was clinching the
third one it exploded, which also
caused ten or twelve stickes of giant
powder near by to explode. Bost-
wick's face was torn and bruised to
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
THE SPEAK-NO-EvIL CLUB.

A very novel society which has
been started in England is called
the "Speak-No-Evil Society" It's
members are enjoined before speak
ing evil of any one to ask them
selves three questions: us ittrue?
Is it kind ? Isitnecessary ?" These
simple questions, if answered by all
evil speakers before uttering the re-
marks derogatory to others, might
result in new society of most de-
lightful qualities. Often people
speak evil, not from any motive of
unkindness, but from vanity. They
think that by pointing out the faults
of other people they will cause their
own virtues to shine out in bright
er light. Nothing could be more
erroneous. BY speaking evil they
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
WESTERN IDAHO.

! From Interyiev Sin Salt Lake Tribune.
j. A. Gooailue, manager of the
western bra,ich of the Geneva Nur-
sery lately visited Western Idaho.
In arSntrfview he said:
~ frgt went to Caldwell and.
stopped a number of days. lie
t,,ys das about 500 people aud is
gr wing steadily. Merchants re-
1Susiness as satisfactory and
aii me time increasing. Produce
brings good prices. Hay sells,
think, at s15 per ton; oats, $3.50 to
81 per 10O, pounds; potatces, 81 per-
100, in fact, all products have
good market"
"You, of course, looked into The
question of irrigation?"
Eyes, sir, I went along the Idaho
Irrigating and Colonization Com
pany's ditch. It takes water FROM
the Boise river opposite Caldwell
and extends northwest about
twenty-three or four miles. 1t Vas
started last March and work ON it
has been continuous and has reach
ed fourteen miles in length. 1t is
the intention to have it completed
by March 1st, and it is estimated
to cover between thirty and forty
thousand acres, all of whichsis first
class, heavy sage brush Hand,
Most Of this land is already taken,
and quite a number are improving.
am having my section cleared OF
sagebrush and the brush makes the
fence. Such fenco is 4 feet wide
and Al feet high. Posts are put
in rod apart and one strand of
wire is stretched above. Such 9
fence will last a long time1 4 . and
can be cleared and fenced for about
81 per acre."
81 understand that arrangements
have been made with eastern capt.
talists to furnish money to buy the
Ridenbough ditch and to enlarge
and extend it. This takes water
from the river above Boise City and
conveys it to the table lands. After
charging they will extend it to
Nampa, thence to Bernad's and
Henderson's ferries. It's cost will
be$100,O00. Nampa has between
thirty and forty houses already. I
can't see how Nampa CO.. hclf, be-
ing good little town."
Il found matters quiet in Boise
City, but citizens say they find
there is much more travel than
formerly"
Il believe that part of Western
Idaho extending from Boise City
across south to Snake river and
west to Weiser will become the gar-
den spot of Idaho within the next
five years"
Another gentlemen said. 4Cald=
we'll built an $4,000 school house
and in all expended $4,000 in the
year in good buildings. Payette is
prospecting, SO is Weiser. think
Boise Valley the richest in Idaho.
There is another locality a EttIas
farther east that should be mentlon-
ed. Mountain Home has in and
around it 700 people and the Fast
year these erected 30 or 40 lie
buildings. The town is in the ee
ter of a large country subject to eli
tivation with irrigation"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

LAND OFFIeE AT BOISE CITY, IDAHO,
Nov. IS, 1857.
Notice is hereby,givea that the following
named settlev has filed notice of his intention
to mabe-f7nal proof in support of his claim,
and t'lat said proof will be made before regis
ter and receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
THURSDAY, JANUARY IL, 1888.
viz. Joseph L. Johnson for the sw4 Sec ID,
Up on X 5w B. M. He names the fol.
lowing witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon, and cultivation of, said Land
viz; John c. Giesler, Samuel W. Pool,
Robert f. Green, Fred Gascoigue, all of Pay
cite, Ada County, Idaho.
2 HARLEM PEFLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07


THE TRIBUNE has never exactly
understood what interest, to the gem
,eral reader, there is in the publish
ed kilograms Of coincidence sent the
relatives of deceased public person
ages. Rather than being of inter
est they excite morbid curiosity
which intrudes upon the sanctity of
death. Aside from this view of the
case what words can more fifty ex-
press the sorrow of the occasion
than the following from President
Cleveland to the widow of ex-Sec-
rotary Manning:
Though in this hour of unutter-
able grief your sorrow is too sacred
to be shared, and too deep to be
reached by earthly comfort, may |
express to you my sincere and ten
der sympathy, saddened by my
own atfiiction at the loss of a true
and trusted friend and loyal asso-
ciate, who but lately stood at my
side in the discharge, with patriotic
zeal, of a solemn public duty"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
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CALDWEbL.
THE MOST Es1ERPRIslSa TOWN IN
IDAHO.
Neiscr Leader.

THE MOST INTERPRETING TOWN IN
IDAHO.
Neiscr Leader.
Caldwell is stcadily,o on the i'm
prove. Their magnificent school
house is now almost complete, and
stands as an honorable memoriall
to the enterprise ..of the people Of
that town. The odd Fellows Hall
is splendid brick block, and all
the residences of the town show
that the people intend 10 live in
that place. The Leader has. often
said that Caldwell is the most en-
tcrprisipg town in Idaho, and it
now makes that assertion with more
flrmness than everA Her business
men are business men in fact and
do not take back seat in, any pub
lie enterprise. AS witnesses 10 cur
statement, take q look az the firsG
school house and church Quit at
that place; think about the irrigat-,
ing canal; look at the private resi-,
dences; do not forget the splendid
fair and stock show given there last
fall; just peep at the Odd Fellows
Hall, and last, but not least, do
not go near that magnificent public
school building.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

THE Tortilla mining company
which has flooded the entire coun-
try with circulars advertising its
mines in Arizona has sued the New
York Herald for $4,000 for pub
fishing reports showing that the
mine is fraud.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise CITY. Idaho. y
December FL, 1857,

DECEMBER II, 1857.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of MS claim, and
that said proof will be made before Register
and Receiver at Boisc City, Idaho, on
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1888,
VIZ: Robert +. Strahorn, who made II. E.
No. 1864 for the eH sex, sec. Fl. and e11a
ne 4 sec. rs, tp north range 3 west. He
names the following witnesses 10 prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation of,
sid land, viz: Elijah Frost, Monte B.
Cwinn, Benjamin F, Morrow and Eugene X.
S'fohecker, all Of Caldwell, Ada county.
Idaho.
HARLEM PEFI,EY. REGISTER.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

A RESOLUTION from the legisla-
tive assembly of Oregon has been
introduced in the Senate favoring
legislation prohibiting aliens from
occupying United States lands for
herding and grazing purposes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,
U. S. Land Office, Boise City, I. T. |

q D. AaIII OIlCe, DOlSe ~IIy, I. 7.
Dec. I6, 1857.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named settler has filed notice of his intention
10 mike final proof in support of his claim
and that said proof will be made before Regis
ter and Receiver, at Boise City, Idaho on
SATURDAY, THE 18th DAYoF JANUARY, 1883
vix: Andrew. Mathes, who made II, Z.
1887 for the nw4, nw4 sec. g. tp4 y range
wv. He names the following Witnesses 10
prove his continuous residence upon and cuI-
tyation Of, said land, viz: Samuel +. Clancy,
Jacob Ptowhead, and Daniel Masterson, of
Middleton, idaho, and K. G. Rice, of Boise
City, Idaho.
HARLEM pEEIEU po,;.a
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
COMMENTARIES

Some men are born rich, sons ac1
quire riches, and others have riche(
thrust upon them. To the lattcI
class belongs MI. Charles A. Johnt
son, No. 375 W. 0hio Street, Chi.s
cago, who was q lucky holder Of
one-tenth ofticE No. 1855 which
drew the first cap e prize in tiia
louisiana State Lo5{ ky-Chicago.
Arkansaw Traveller, ~ 5.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho, !
90

beCenOer 10, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
MONDAY, JANUARY, 20, 1888,
viz: John H. lobe who made H. L. No. 1896
for the SEA sec. IA, tp 4nr3w. He names
the following witnesses to prove his con-
tinuous residence upon, and cultivation of,
said land, viz: Henry X. Hartley and Michael
r. Jenkins, of Middleton, Idaho, and Theo-
dore w. Boone and Isaac N. Paynter, of
Caldwell, Idaho.
HARLEM PEFLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho !
December 2Ist, 1887.

December 2Ist, 1887.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
Monday, ian, 30, 1888,
viz: George W. Froman, who made HE No.
2o56 for the sH ne quarter and lots and
sec. I, TIP an r 5w. He names the follow
ing witnesses to prove his continuous residence
upon, and cultivation of, said land, viz
Charles P. Lee, Mounce B. Bowman, Rob-
err Mcclure and George Straub, all of Cald
we'll P. o., Ada county, Idaho.
HARLEM PEFLEY, REGISTER.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

THE first encampment of idaho
department, G.. "A. R., will be held
in Boise City next week. A rate of
one and one-fifth railroad fare has
been made.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

DrMrMDrD That the presence of Generals
IlllNllhDLll Beauregard and Early, who are
n charge of the drawings, is guarantee Of
absolute fairness and integrity, that the chances
are all equal, and that no one can possibly d.
vine what number will draw prize.
REMEMBER that the paynen: Of all
prizes is guaranteed by four National Banks OF
New Orleans, and the Tickets are signed by
the President of an institution, whose Char
tered rights are recognized by the highest
courts; therefore, bewareof any limitations or
ANONYMOUS schemes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

AN election for determining the
county seat of Malheur county,
Oregon, will be held in June. The
principal candidates in the field
are Ontario, Vale and Grove. The
Ontario people have recently added
powerful ally to their forces in
the shape of the New Atlas, now
published at that place. Ontario
has the further advantage of being
the only railroad town in the coun-
ty but is unfortunate in location 10
the extent that it is il the extreme
eastern part of the county.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07


We can furnish You with
Moline and Cassidy Flows,
Moline and Oliver Chilled foot
plows, Triumph Grain Drills,
Moline Cultivators and Shovel
plows, Disc and Drag Harrows,
Etc. These lines are generally
known to the public as possess
ing the best features, and the
manufacturers keep abreast of
the times in desirable improve
ments.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
FRATERNAL.

Ill boDGEaNo. 10, ]. 0. o. F. Hall
nc, building. Regular meeting on
sE5 evening" each week. Visiting
M rd.ally invted to attend
& IA, Sec. w. S. BADLEY, N. G.
ID LODGE t-sD. A. +. & A. M
|, the Saturday on or before full moon
nonth at obi Fellows Hall. All
in good standing are invited TO at
III q w. PAUL,
EiTrLL, SecS- w. Nj.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

If you are seeking conven-
fence combined with comfort
and staying qualities, we can,
from a thorough knowledge of
our own and the verdict of your
neighbors, recommend a Racine
Spring Wagon. We carry a
line of these Vehicles manu-
featured especially for the wes-
tern trade. In their construc-
ton the makers keep in view
the severe use to which they are
necessarily put on mountain
roads and in dry climates.
They can, therefore, be relied
upen to stand the test for the
greatest number of years.
Most Spring wagons are simp-
ly "things Of beauty" but a Ra-
cine spring wagon is "a JOY
forever" because of its sterling
merits.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
Balm Wagon,

Years of use in this dry
western climate, and under all
conditions, have demonstrated
their Incompatible qualities,
and made the name a household
word among Farmers and
Freighters east and west of
the Rockies. The Balm is UN-
R1vALLED, and all admit it.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
A Sluggish Liver

Causes the Stomach and Bowels to be-
come disordered, and the whole system
to suffer from debility. In all such
cases Ayers Pills give prompt relief.
After much suffering from Liver and
Stomach troubles, have finally been
cured by taking Ayers Cathartic Pills.
I always find them prompt and thorough
in their action, and their occasional use
keeps me in q perfectly healthy condi-
ton Ralph Weeman, Annapolis, Md.
Twenty-Five years ago I suffered from
torpid liver, which was restored to
healthy action by taking Ayers Pills.
Since that time have never been with
out them. They regulate the bowels,
assist digestion, and increase the appe-
tite, more surely than any other medi-
cine. Paul Churchill, Haverhill, Mass.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

GOVERNOR MARMADUKE, of Mis-
souri,, died at Jefferson City Dec.
2Sth. He is succeeded by Lieut.
Gov. Moorehouse.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
0. S. d. TIME TABLE.
.TEcE.

|T7 PosN%SIcE.
Re from the east daily at 9 s. a.
lest at II ~ p. m. From Rock
|'n hIhly, at 5 p. m. From Middle.
LILY. at $3.50 p. m. Mail closes
{.;ap. q. Office hours from 1890 a.
4 ! M, every day.
n I. w. BOONE, P. NJ.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
CAPITAL Prize, $4,000.

2,I7o prizes, amounting to .......$5S5,ooo
Application for rates to clubs should be
made only to the Office Of the company in
New Orleans.
For further information, write clearly
giving full address. Postal Notes, Express
Money Orders, or New York Exchange
in ordinary letter. Currency by Express Fiat
our expensej addressed M A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
or M. A. DAUPHTN,
Washington, D. @.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
Iowa House.

Mrs. E. A. Hannah, Prop.
Good rooms and frst-class board
by the day, week or month. Every
thing nice, quiet and homelike
Table board $3.50 per week; board
and lodging, Sc per week tran
sient, 81 per day-~No pains spared
to make boarders and guests COM
Portable and at home. hanchers
and Freighters are invited to take
their meals at the Iowa House
when in town.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

AUulSldlld NGdGE AUGg6Iy w.
Incorporated in 1868 for IS years by the
Legislature for educational and charitable
purposes, with capital of $1,000, 900
no which a reserve fund of over $55o,ooo has
since been added
BY an overwhelming popular vote its fran
chise was made part of the present State
Constitution, adopted December 2, 1879.
The only Lottery ever voted on and endors.
ed by the people Of any State.
ITNEvER SCALES OR rosTPoNEs.
Its Grand Single Number Drawings take
place monthly, and the Semi-Annual Draw
ings regularly every six months June and De-
cember.
A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY
TO WIN A FORTUNE, First Grand
Drawing, Class A, in the Academy of Music,
New Orleans, Tuesday, Jan. 10, 1885,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
RELIGIOUS

tsT cHu kcH.-Divine services every
at II a. IN. and 1880 p. m.
4 Gro. II. NEWMAN, Pastor.
DWELL PRESBYTERIAN SOCIETY. -
Injecting Saturday afternoon at two
"Socials" Semi-monthly, Thursday
]. 10 whitehall are cordially invited.
Mrs. X. Z. STRAHoRN, Pres't,
I. u. BLATcHLEY, Sec'y.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
INVIGORATED.

Iknow of no remedy equal to Ayers
Pills for Stomach and Liver disorders.
suffered from Torpid Liver, and Dys-
pepsia, for eighteen months. My skin
was yellow, and my tongue coated. I
had no appetite, suffered from Head
ache, was pale and emaciated. A few
boxes Of Ayers Pills, taken in moderate
doses, restored me to perfect health
Waldo Miles, Oberlin, Ohio.
Ayers Pills are q superior family
medicine. They strengthen and invig-
crate the digestive organs, create an aS-
petite, and remove the horrible depres-
sion and dependency resulting from
Liver Complaint. I have used these
Pills in my family, for years, and they
never fail to give entire satisfaction.
Otto Montgomery, Oshkosh, Wis. IT
Ayers Pills,
Prepared by Dr.J G. Aver & Co., Lowell. Mass.
Sold By ali Druggists and Dealers in Medicine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

Address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATL BANK,
NEW ORLEANS, La.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07

owe do hereby certify that we supervise
the arrangementsfor all the Monthly and Semi
Annual Drawings of the Louisiana State Lot
terry Company, and in person manage and
control the drawings themselves, and that the
same are conducted with honesty, fairness,
and in good faith toward all parties, and we
authorize the Company to use this certihcatee
with fac SMILES Of our signatures attached, in
its advertisements"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-01-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

HARLEM PEFLEY, Register.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-01-28
QUINTER QUIVERS.
Guide, 26.


j. b., j. E. and J. w. Baker spent sew.
eral days in Wa-Keeney the first of the
week.
T. R. Carlisle and r. o. Hiddleson Wis.
tied the land district capitol last Sunday
evening.
DR.. 7. j. Upshaw, of Wa-Keeney, in.
forms us that his son, Ira, started to St
Louis, Mo-, last week to attend the Ameri.
can Eclectic Medical College.
A. G. Lahman donned his derby and
took the parting kiss inside the car door,
last Sunday evening, with the intention
of seeing Wa-Keeney. He returned Mon
day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1888-01-28
Will Kelly as a Shooter.


W. B. Kelly shot q coyote with rifle
two hundred yards away and on the run,
last Monday. Will is one of the best
shots in Trego county, Wa-Keeney Re-
publican.
When man can shoot coyote, with
his gun on the run and two hundred yards
away, you bet he is dandy shot. But we
don't believe it can be done.-[ Leoti
Standard. Tnplett, it seems that you are
turning into q caustic critic! What do
you want? After Will has killed coy
ote with his "gun running the wrong way"
at distance Of two hundred yards away,
would you have him ranked among the
worst shots in Trego county? You can't
come that!