The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-08-16
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"A tseils srtn bss !asi isisea N'fF
nslamly afm ~ itn cert tnpss
qnGrlly vhtr ~ aeaf has come
Mistress 10 sprlloani "Abd shat -
,esr pssnef Appliosai Mar Browse,
mpm. 1 spell il via lhs o."
.-vHpw IL shal butter that ssHi FonE
s.leA wsr.icl grocer q irsStieh'
caa mr.. .'Ibdisr. thsuts, gsins ID
sseusit esuy DAY.
Mss lls haty bruised u al when u
ieli ssia shs esatrafT "Aoi The tiighif't
num .ois water. jon Asow. ("
.Yoe eso ieain 80 mach hisioTy from
Our minister's tsfmcH. sAld cid Mrs'
siaple 10 hEruy hy'irracsl pfe'ehe''
indtsA
"A atsisf 10 90 lfisb peTsPapef' alter
nee,loaius w amek q vessel, rsioiees
,hniag sbe cffS we're saved. except tour
hosskrads II nolssafs
~Taloss s,ss ~ pretty vel alter al
Mep ihtew banana saius 90 The Sidewalk
Apl ihsn she hApApa skins ibr0S men %
ihs ndesaik
"A pieces o. music which has recent!
beeB published l. called The Storm
W. board yonag lazy ting i The other
niels aod IL soueaed like thunder.
Il bsys noi mSny paintings, and they
ere rot lsrse. fali Mrs. MAtlsorope
Malspr8p. bu, they certainly are nereir''
closs They ae madam, they are.
A for,isn contemporary says that
there are more watches worn IN the unihd
States than 10 sny other country bnt do
the people haye better timer
The city o. Boston is going to take
go 900 yards Of earth on, Of Lake Coehi-
tasie 10 purify 10 water supply. Parties
who wABi tho earth should apply Al once,
= Ralhoiord loi New York = Ever
been E.s, beiorer ooldgAtetof San frap
eisco) - on. yea passed several days IN
Sal, Lake City three years ago.
spiadei ~ loni young Overdue
little money iasl night, Jack. Do you
kuox himY" Jack -"Do know himS
~ish / bad as many dollars as know
lin
ali is pity saii an Irish laborel
iha other day, a. he mopped his brow
''il'sa pity that We cant have the cowic
weather 10 the summer aud get lhe ho
weather 10 the winter.
When preacher IN Hutcbison, Kan
announced as bis text last Sabbath, "i'
arc the salt Of The earth. the congregation
rose simultaneously aud INDUCED IN pro
longed cheering
We al agree that the man who cal
live without work, go where he pleaaes
aud do uha, hc likes is lucky man --als
that he must be either millionaire or
tramp.
"A cynical man says that there are sw
occasions when he would like to b
present. Ose is when The gas compan
pays rs water bill; the other is when th
water company pays its gas bill
"A Nebraska farmer hassunearthed th
skeleton Of woman eight feet high. Som
poor cave dweller had to trot aronn
mighty lively between the wood pile an
the pump. and don't you forget 1t.
What have you in the shape
orhngesg" asked customer at the Con
posiie Store 10 rurai town. Base bal
aud doughnuts, was the respons'
"wbich'll you hayeg'
1T does not require anything extraoi
binary IN the way Of intellect to shoe
horse, but there is fortune in store 4
the man who can shoe fly so that IL
little pest will stay shod.
--"Bridgoi, has Johnnie come hon
from school YETI "iis, sorr. Have yc
seen him7' mo rorr. Then how do "
know be has come homer" Cause u
cats hidin' under the stove, torr.
Mabel "a stranger in toTn)"ls Mau'
Hihy girl who cares very much I
style" Mamie ''styIe9 should thin
so. Why, they say the affected thias "a
her very meals of fashion plate.
Married Grocer What's that the la
wantsg Clerk She wants ne to well
her baby for her "All right but say, y
her the yonngster weighs about TO
pounds more than il does or she'll sae
eur scales are doclored.
- am very glad 10 have been OF 81
eomiof, to your poor husband, my so
9oman. Bn, wha. made yon send for
instead 81 your own minister NV,
sir. MS typhus my poor husbands q
aud ne dinna think it Just rect for our {
minister 10 run The risk.
She No, Mr. DeDood. canno,
your wife, bat will be a sister 10 "
Mr. DsDooi As, ,hepks 50 glad, do
scu asos. You are the forty sew, nth :
,s,, Asa The season iss', hslf ever a
Cheilie Sim hes Gully got eighteen, do
you know.
NAV, hos ! penpire Dear
Glars, dont d, me hear you use that Y
gar expression again "Doyou waos
10 cav sueaif "No. you sre,cbed V
esrisn; you must say you are 'bede'
With beat ,le 6nt ihiog yon kn
ptnpla will gay Nc haycn't got 30 st
about ~
BE NY siie." be implored. he
w,ie. my aacrea one seel | have
ms his ia'a,ei iot $4,000 10 your fave
ah8 IL loulishti che policy 10 The