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''DIdn't Know II Was Loaded.y
The young man fell dead,
A friend bad pointed a revolver nj hin,

The young man fell dead!
A friend had pointed a revolver Mt him
HE didn't know IL was loaded!n
We often hear 40 stated that a man IA not
responsible for what lac does not know. THE
law presupposes knowledge and therefore
conyicts the man who excuses crime by
" IL had only known" has often been an
unfortunate mans apology for some evil
unknowingly wrought. but in a matter OF
general interest-as for instance that laud-
anum IS poison. that naphtha Is a deadly
explosive that blood heavily charged with n
winters accumulations OF tho waste of the
system, It is ones duty to know the fact and
the consequences thereof. Our good old
grandnothers knew for instance. that the
opening OF spring was the most perilous pc
Rod OF the year.
Whyi
Because then the blood stream is sluggish
ann ann chillel by the cold weather, and II not
thinned good deal and made to flow o,,ici-l,,
and BEAUTIFULLY through the arteries and
veins it IS impossible 20 have good vioor file
rest of the year. Hence without excention
what Is now known as Warmers Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla was plentifully made and re-
Dgiously given to every member OF the fam
lily regularly through March, April. Nav
and June. It's a matter OF record that this
prudential, preventive and restorative Gus
tom saved many &c OF sickness. PROLONGED
lie and happiness 20 vigorous old age. and
did away with heavy medical expendi-
lures.
Mrs Maggie Kerchwal, Lexington. XIV.
used Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla Ufor
nervous sick headache of which had been a
sufferer for years: lthas been a great benefit
TO me: Capt. Hugh Harlins. lila s. 18th
st, Philadelphia, Pa, says sit purified INV
blood and removed the blotches from INV
skin" Mrs. Aarea Smith, Topton. Berks
Co, Pa, says she was entirely cured OF a
SKIN disease Of the worst kind, - by Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla. Bad skin indicates a very bad
condition of the blood.
III you would live and be well, go TO your
druggist to-day and get Warmers Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla and take no other,-there's
nothing like IL or as good and completely
renovate your impaired system with this
simple, old-fashioGed preparation of roots
and herbs.
Warner who makes the famous Safe Cure
puts it up, and that is a guarantee of ex
cellence all over the known world. Take II
yourself and give it to the other members of
the family, including tho children You will
be astonished at its health-giving and life
prolonging powers We say this editoriaIlv
with perfect confidence, because we have
heard good things Of it everywhere, and its
name is guarantee that it is first-class i'm
every particular
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a PLEASANT
REMEDIAL HOME.
FULL STAFF OF
EXPERIENCED PHYSICIANS & SURGEONS.
Many CHRONIC DISEASES sue
cessfnIIy Treated without "a
Personal Consultation.

WE obtain our knowledge of tho patients dis
ease by the application TO the practice of
medicine, Of wel-estabshed principles Of modern
science. The most ample resources for treating
lingering or chronic diseases, and the greatest
skill, are thus placed within the easy reach OF
invalids, however distant they may reside. Write
and describe your symptoms, inclosing ten cents
in stamps, and n complete treatise, on your par
tcular disease, win be sent you. with our opin-
ion as TO its nature and durability
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Ionsorial ItcIn.

Barber think I have cut yom
hair evenly. Your head looks per
fectly round"
Customer "It don't make any differ
ence if my head amt round; I'm moi
going to roll nine-pins with il, any.
how. "-TeraS Si6t40s
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

Use after each IN al SCOTr's EMULSION with
Hypophosphites. IL is as palatable as milk
and easily dig sted. The rapidity with which
delicate people improve with its use Is won
derful. Use II and try yonr weight. AS a
remedy for Consumption, Throat affections
and BRONCHITIS, u is unequalei Please read:
Il used ScOtt's Emulsion in n child eight
months old with go re ults He game four
pounds IN very short time. THO. PRIM NJ.
u, Alabama.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

To the Editor:-Please inform Your readers
that i have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY it's timely use thousands OF
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
shall be glad 10 send two bottles of my remedy
FREE TO any of your readers who have con-
sumption IL they will send me their Express
and i. o. address. Respectfully,
4. A. SLOCUM. NC, 1871 Pearl St. n. Y.
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A woman died under suspicious cir.
cumstances in small house near Mar
shall, ILL.,, last November. Since then
t is said that form In white has been
seen to pass in and out OF the house
1t the same time each night.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

The Missouri Pacific Railway will run excur-
uons 20 al points In Kansas and Nebraska. 90
niles west - missouri River points, NJ above
-ate, April 2ith, 18th May Sth, eth. I'D, 23l:
June 9TH, 0th. 18th. 10Th. Missouri Pacific Rail
yions To TCxas and Arkansas AZ the same rates
April 10Th May 9th, I'd: June Gth. Ample
limit Of tickets and stOp-over privileges w
Hoyt, n. T. a., jel Bdwav, n. ". ~. g. Town
lend. Gen. pnsa. and Iickol ACT. 81. Lomla. ~.
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Good health, good morals, go sense and
good temper are the four essentials for a goo /
wife. These are the indispensables. After
them come the minor advantages of good
With the first four, married life will be COM
Portable and happy. Lacking either, IL will be
health dep nds largely good temper and good
look and 10 some extent good sense also as
the best mind must be affected more or less by
health. Young man IL your wife is fallin :
into state Of inyalidism, first of all things Try
TO restore her health. If she is troubled with
facilitating female weaknesses, buy DIR
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. II will cure
her.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

Pierce's Pleas mt Purgative Pellets Possess
powerful Poten y, Pass Painlessly, Promote
Physical Prosperity.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

Natural gas has been struck in paying
quantities in California.
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uaifRute Excavations TO Kansas, Ncbros-
kn. Arhnnana md Texna.

The Marquis OF Lorne is the latest member
of royalty TO get disease of the throat
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How 10 GnIn Flesh md S,repo,t,

Oculists say that myopip, or near-sighted>
ness is on the increase.
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CENTRAL YARDS, EAST LIBERTY
CATTLE.
Arrivals fair and market active. prime
800 90 l.5ODlb., . % . l-4c. good 900 20
l.3OO-lb., 4 - 20 4G9c. fair 900 tn .iO0-lb.
Q o 4 90 &C.; bulls, staQs and Fat COWS 10 10
2ci fresh cows, go 10 40; veal calves, -
To- Dc.
HoGs
Receipts light. market firm and n shade
higher philadelphia e. co to570; Workers,
30 10 l&c; rOughs, 4 l-2tO DC.
SHEEP
Supply light and market active: extra
100 10 To I . 70 GGjc; cool 90 20 tOOlb q.
% 20 GOO. fair i5 ~ sOlb, 48dto 3 a..
common. g 20 &C., lambs D 10 ~: Clipped
sheep, 50 20 lOO-lDs, 434 20 nc; spring
lambs, 10 10c
Wool.
ST LOUIS Holders DESTROYS Of selling out
Qid lots Of wool Gre meeting buyers freely.
heceipts ~ now wool are increasing and sell
readily, unwashed bright meiium ~ To 23c:
coorse braid, ~ to 2Oc. low sandy, 10 20 18c.
hns light l5to lbo Uno heavy, TO to lie; tub
Waehod choice. &c. inferior, ~ 10 83c
NV YORK Wool quiet and easy .domest-
ic fleece p 70 BIC, pulled, l5 10 40c; Tens;
10 20 2O1
PHmADELrHA -Wosl quiet and un-
changed
BCsrov Demand moderate: prices weak.
ONO and Penney ivania extra fleece. ~ 20
cmBan extra, ~ ~ t7c. uuwasheI com1ilg.
one quarier and three-e.ghths blood. 20 t.
sc; medium Territory, SECURED. d0 - 53s:
hne DO, % o. DC. Pulled wO0ls-- Super, %
20 6le eztra, - 70 ~ Othor grades uh-
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An ugly complexion made Nellie fright,

Every New York hotel now has n type
writing Office.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

,ricity
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Why We Win

Because Hoqd's sarsaparlua Is tho bost spring
medicine and blood purifier.
Because n r. concentrated extract Of tho best
Alternative and blood purifying remedies Of tho veg
ctable kingdom.
Because. by peculiar combination. proportion
and preparation, 20 poascsso8 curative power peculiar
% Itself
B.cause % &C. unequalod Tor che cure OF serofuit
salt rheum. boiis. pimplos humors etc.
Because 80 i7 the only medicine ~ which can truly
to said 900 doses one dollar" an unanswersblo ar.
gumcnt os %
Strength and Economy
Bccauseit effects remarkable cures whore other
preparations totally fail
Because there 81 nothing equal b it Tor curing
dyspepsia, biii1usncss sick headache indigestion.
Because o. rousos the kidneys and liver ana keeps
these organs in healthy condition.
Because every article entering into ftfa carefully
fcanncd. none but tho bcsts used and an the roots
and herbs orc gr und in our own drug miIi-Fhlch
mako impossible the use Of anything impure or do
lctcrious
Because % o. not advertised 70 DO anything which
% has not already Accomplished
Became Hoods sarsaparfia % al
Honest Medicine
and every purchaser receives q fair equivalent for
nccausc we ork only a fair price, and do not im
roHe upon ihe puoiic confidence BY abeuriiy advsr
tsIna Hoods sarsaparlIa as "9orth" more than we
roli De- FOR
Beeoufo Dee ADVERTISING is original and not rsus
fnt upon thc braius ~ competitors.
because Do 81 modern medicine the ripe fruit of
t,f industry end study ~ expe fenced pharmacist
under Whole personal dir elton 70 - stu prepared
Hoods SaTsap aTiIla
sold b. 600 duggistr si six FOR Al. Prepared only
~ O.. D. HOOD g CO., ApothocaHcs lowell Macs
100 Doses one Dollar
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ConuumptIon Surely Curcd.

Bancroft, the historian, was formerly {
clergyman and deliv, red several sermons.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-04-19

IL afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac
Ihompson's Eye-water. Druggists sell at
26c. per bottle.
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lE1EX5IiI3 Iix5TIE5TsII7TIT

GOLD Is worth $500 per To- u ttlts Eye saive 4,
W worth $1,000. but Is sold at Csc. box BY dealers
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e 60 50 n day. Samples worth SiSO. FREE
AZ ~ Lines not uuder the horses feet Write
- ~ brewster Safety Rein Holder Co. Holly Mich
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An ugly complexion made Nellie n fright,
Her face was al, pimply and red
Though her features were good, and her blue
eyes were bright,
what plain girl Is Nellie" they said.
But now, rs by magic, plain Nellie has grown
As fair an artists bright dream;
Her face is as sweet as a flower new blown,
Her cheeks are like peaches and crea ~.
As Nellie walks out in tho fair morning light,
Her beaut attracts every eye.
And as for tho people who called her n fright,
WHY, Nellie Is handsOme;" they cry.
And the reason Of the change Is that Nellie
took DIR. Pierces Golden Medical Dissolve ry,
which regulated her liver. cleared her COM
pleXiOn made her blood pure, her breath
sweet, her face fair and rosy, and removed the
by drugg SITS.
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Err IivssthOme and make money working to- as that.
WYATT At anything else in the world Ether ser Costly ouo,
Terms tEEE. Address, TGuE Co. Ausuats hfa.s
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r ~ q 10

Trough on PAIN" Plaster, Porosed. tic.
"RoUGH on COUGHS" Coughs, colds, sc.
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STRUCTURE

on lncN pcrleucCn physicians and au
urinary ilsiulr, aud other compiler
relief aud cure. Th0f.nD case of fh
sklli Qf our epcciangig' 90 proved Dbl
TO infruet this class OIL cnaoe ~ nf
dangerous proceeding MANY
Ntc ~ ~ doing Wiilo Thousands an
uneklliHi. treatment send nnrfIr
cents BOO siHaWe Toe q larVo. li.tmffa
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CAUTION

(which can only be asccrtaincd by Z
scopical examination Of tho urin
curative I'm ono stage or condition
Being in constant receipt Of uum
work on the nature and durability 3
style ~ be- easily understood, wo
tratcd Treatise on these diseases, "
dress on receipt Of ten cents in pos
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ALDS HOTEL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE G6s Main ST. Buffalo, ME
OUR FIELD OF SUCCESS

asa Throat and Lung Diseases, which ve much Valuable
% Treatise Inrvugifia
price, postpaid, ON
hthsc giving now and successful treatment: price nos
paid, ten cents. CD Treatise tho
price, postpaid, two cents "
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| BLADDER
| DISEASES

binary success
Pamphlet on rrrlr
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| We OFFER
/ No APOLOGY.

such caeoa. va cannot inarinc. Wi
10 otherwise than most honorable
these 0iaonaoa. WO cannot understand
mnladiC7 which 0fiiict mankind th0
which physicians in general practice
therefore. continue. ag heretofore. q,
Wdcrltion, sympathy. and ekill. nll q
from any ~ these delicate diseases.
NunFa AZ Uonsr Most OF these case
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and permanently cured.
VIC, many years ago. csii
treatment 81 these disease
the most skillful physician
that nll who apply TO us
fun Council Of The most e.
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| NERVOUS
DISEASES.
| DISEASES OF
| WOMEN.

already banled the skill Of ail I
OF a full Council OF skilled (
lnvalids' Hotel and Surgical
ten cents In stamps for our
Women, illustrated with wood
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Receipts light market firm and n shade
higher Philadelphia e. co to570; Yorker.
80 10 3 l2c; rOughs, 4 1910 &C.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-08-02

BAsNERvILLE.-Your reporter has
not written for some time-not SC
much for want of news rs for want
of time-but We now hasten to con,
gratulate the editor on his improve
ment of our county paper.
l notice some of the U No repor,
ters are imposing on the merchants
of our end. He had better know a
little more about it himself before he
says-U No.
Il. Shellenberger has not got his
new store-room finished yet, but il
has one coat of plaster.
VIM. Heater and Simon Oldt have
their houses just about finished.
Jacob Kemmerling has commenc,
ed the re-modeling of his house.
Huckelberries are not very plen,
ty here yet and are in good demand
at @ cents per quart.
VIM. Smith is off with his engine
threshing. He says the grain yields
we'll
George Shook died on Friday. He
was sick about two months.
DR.. Shive has purchased q Carpen.
ter organ. 1t is beauty. XINoU
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-08-02

TRoxELvILLE-James NJ Middles-
warth left to-day, Monday,D for
Lewistown to attend to road mat
ters.
Last Wednesday Supt Herman
held examination in our district.
All the applicants got papers, though
some of them were requested to look
at their certificates when they got
home. All our schools are now sup
pied with teachers except one
One of our school directors dis
played excellent Judgment in his Sc
lection of her-preferring one
with poor certificate to one with Il
comparatively good one. II don't
require many sleeplcss nights TO fig
ure out why.
Most of our oats is fit to cut and
by Saturday very little will be left
standing.
Mrs. John Hendricks and Mrs.
Ner W. Middleswmth were i'll Sc
linsgroye over Sunday. Ner says lac
would sooner spend two weeks i'll
the mountains hunting deer. Who
wouldn't tl-ED.L
Jacob Thomas, 92 years of age and
II charge on our township is III very
critical health, but continues to
smash the Second Commandment
like tin toy,
Some of our piscatorial experts are
going to penns Creek this week to
have general fishing jubilee. Boys,
if you don't want to get into another
watermelon scrape, keep out of the
patch.
Tom, in my communication last
week you made me say that Shra-
der's wheat Yielded a. shocks ON
acre whereas il should bogi rad (.
acre. Don / matter much, anyhow.
There is field down here so thick
with shock that they had to haul
half the grain in another field before
they found room for the balance. Ed.
1t took five strong men to shoe
Frank Troxels horse which he
bought Mt Selinsgrove last week.
Gid says: "Des is by HI yusht
der karl wo ich glich.
Tom Sawyer, our veteran bear
slayer and famous engineer started
for the Seven Mountains on Monday
to run Lichtenwalter' tram-road
engine.
Squire jim, on Sunday got it into
his head to take his family out visit
ing, and being too proud to walk he
hired II honey, blind, spawned old
horse from a neighbor-a thing he
has not done since he parted with
his family beast Jack" At this
writing he has not yet returned, and
some fears are entertained that he
could not turn round.
CALIFORNIA JOE
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-08-02

LowEIL.-The corn is in need Of
good rain now as it is beginning to
ear.
j. b. Thomas and family from
Lewistown are paying visit TO their
relations and friends in this vicinity.
The teachers examination being
over now l suppose our schools WILDE
in hands of good practical teachers.
The township bridge below A. A.
Romigs has been torn away and
new one will be erected in place
through the management of George
+. Keiffer of Sunbury. George is
much liked by all his new acquaint-
ences and fellow workmen.
A. A. Romig X Co. have Il good deal
of opposition to contend with i'll
their line of business but neverthe-
less it has increased their trade.
They have to slaughter three times Il
week to meet the demand. The old
saying is opposition is the life of
trade-it has proven so in this case.
Howard Goss' saw mill is doing
big work i'll saving lumber with jim
Philips rs sawyer Jim knows how
to get all out that is in it,
Smith 4 Erb have been quite busy
for the past two weeks threshing
and they report wheat good and
plenty of it.
j, z, you failed to come around
on Saturday evening you missed
good bargain in the Ice cream
and the boys were on the lookout
Tor U. No.
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NO. 81.

choir, Freeburg a. Lutheran choir,
Beavertown 415 amusements and
supper 6. address Prof. Herman,
Middleburgh ;6.3O singing Reformed
choir, Adamsburg ; q. 45 singing Luth-
eran choir, Adamsburg.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-08-02

See list of Jurors for September
term of court in this issue.

term of court in this issue.
G. G. Seebold sold in the month of
July two Pianos and fifteen Organs.
+. A. Lohr and Carbon Seebold
are the boys who help in effecting
these sales.
A grand entertainment and picnic
will be given by the Band of Help
ers" in Markley's Grove. Adamsburg,
on Saturday, August 4th. Music by
the Cornet Band and Glcc Club, and
other enioyments during the day.
Refreshments will be provided for
the accommodation of the public.
All invited. til.
To Whom IT MAY CoNcERs. Notice
Is hereby given that all persons do
ing an unlawful business. such as
pedling, hawking, &c., in the county
after August 10th, 1888, will be pro
secuted to the full extent of the law.
by Order of Merchants Protec-
tive Association of Snyder county.
y. t. DUNDoRE Pres.
q. G CGuTELIUs Sec.
July 10. 1883, 3w.
The AaoNlEs or LUMDAGo. East
River National Bdnk, Ne,r York,
March 10, lSSG.-It gives me great
pleasure to add my testimony in
favor of Allcock's Porous Plasters.
Last October l had very severe at.
tack of lumbago and suffered untold
agony; could not turn i'll bed or get
in any position without assistance
and with pains almost unbearable
the folks suggested Allcocks Porous
Plasters. AS soon as possible L had
one applied to the small of my back
and to my great surprise l exper
.enced almost instant relief; / con
tinued wearing it until eatirely cured
and IN happy to say that I have no
hup Y a,iightost sytSpsniao : Lum
bago since. They are IA wonderful
and valuable Plaster for Lumbago
and / take much pleasure in recon
mending them.
W. S. PHILLIPS.
PENNEY WISE AND PouSD Foolish.
That's what men are who plod alon,
trying to do their business, wheI
they feel half dead. Their eyes ar,
dim and throb; their head aches: tn,
children annoy them; their wives los,
charms; they lose their ambition
they make mistakes in thciraccounts
and the whole world looks blue; the,
hate themselves and everyone else
And why! If you feel SO, why dom
you stop and think minute-or ar,
you stupid! Your liver and bloc,
are out Of order; that's all. You neet
n good regulator and tonic. Take
bottle of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medi
cal Discovery, and you will feel lik,
a new man. In three days your wifi,
will be the prettiest and sweetest
woman in the world; your children
dispositions will be exactly like youl
own; your business will improve, ant
you will make money enough to pay
for the Golden Medical Discovery
a hundred times over. Don't be
stubborn, but try it.
If you suffer from 'cold in the head
or from Nasal Catarrh, use DIR. Sage's
Catarrah Remedy. 1t cures wher
everything else fails.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1888-05-30
BRAIN REVELATION.
A Dangerous Science Which May Lead TO
Compromising Results.

A Dangerous Science Which May Lead TO
Compromising Results.
A writer in the New York Tribune tells
the story Of the appearance of a mans
brain under a strong microscope that is
both interesting and suggestive. In the
brain matter, he says, were noticed
curious markings, some geometrical, some
sinuous and many others that proved 70 be
characters IN the Ethiopic, Syriac and Phoe-
nician languages, which tho possessor of
the brain, when alive, had made a special
study. Now for the suggestive part. Per-
haps some day when a man dies we can
take out his brain, spread it on a micro
scope slide, and in a peep behold him as he
really was, not as he pretended 10 be.
Every thing his mind took cognizance Of
and formed an opinion about viii be open
before us like the page Of book. No doubt
the tracerics will take peculiar shapes
sometimes. Perhaps the brains Of some
young men, who died young be-
cause they were good, will show markings
closely resembling champagne bottles,
night-keys and fast horses. The tracings
in the brain Of moro than one good bald
headed fellow may assume the graceful
forms of ballet girls, the sight of which
made such an impression on him when
alive and in the front row OF the theatcr.
Shapes that closely resemble beautiful en-
train and dccollctc dresses may be expect
cd IN the craniums of society bellies called
home in the midst Of their triumphs. In
the brains Of reporters will be noticed many
CHASTITY family and public secrets, which,
out Of roportorial goodness OF heart, never
were given out 10 the world. And so we
might continue ad infnitum, but we refrain
This scientific investigation must not be
pushed further. A key that opens mans
secrets after he Is dead might not be such
q hilarious discovery after all