The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-11-22
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a sai,sl,is description iof ibe ioper's
teuas,.ions ga ilis earth hs gill ncssr
sa,iis 'raip.
There - great deal q biilise asd
coeisg dose 81 the sessi3s. TIE h0,sl ueb
d. i've riiaK
mo. said the scior ~ BE- trod seai.iy
over 80 railroad tics Il am noi laoaiag
Ca ~ 0osii, bat I've been 90 bts track
all ds3
--Eamiug i zoe 81 the beat Of eccgpa-
ilyss hf youug man EEsn cabbage
eel ais u 10 gpable q ssoagiIBg youth 10
sei saAi
"a s~ shalt f5f silk Va called lemon.
ale ea.gf. sbai EYER that may mean.
Asw Odrsus Pitaynae II mrsus heavy
ssssfrd s,lk
~UAieaso baus.-- Ny dear. you must
rsmember that Our children have futures
Husband 4 grain broker Heaven help EN-
u Oh Hatch 6ods II out
"A Cbicsgp gentleman is nos seeing
The Ca ssilis on horse Western Paper.
Mus bfa boss hoss, sui We should like TO
sce tie Csissills mouniin him
"A ht,le boy, s'n years Old. Vas sent to
schaoi Isss week ior the iirst time. and on
his return home ssked DIS papa, who
Taught the tifsi nan bis letters
--"iiliy is Aka 20 love. be said, "Ah
yes. she niufmnred. sth aood Of 1--we
light 10 Der eyes. Il sm akin 10 be loved.
The ceIcmou, came "a ID . week.
--Bnjsgt- "And how shall cut the
pole. num- Lady Of the house ecu,
/, ieto quarters" Bridget =" And bow
may quarters sud cnt il into, NUM-
Guest (st Saratoga hotel Seems TO
me have seen you before, Wsl-Yes, slr
We guest here last year Guest All
That is ~ was . waiter here last year.
-Railtosd Official Il am exceedingly, |
sorry. bn, | osDDot renew your PISS CHI. |
zen Indignantly VII att Add I've had
pass on yout road for fifteen years. /,
tina, the Nay you treat old customers?
~ will no, learn tisdel exclaimed
the Chicago lad 10 bis father But this
bus 7eg Of leafuiug trade is only .
m Of time, for within year tia
yosg mao was stu lying harness making
~ state prison,
Felicia was gliding down fremont
street the other afternoon, with Derby
hat 90 and carrying her hands in the
pockets OF her long ulster. when a horrid
boy ran up and said, Say, miss, II yer
hal cigar now, yon'd te all right,
wouldn't yer
"A man writes the following to the
Smi,hyille News: want to pay for my
subscription. but l am a little short OF
money; 80 | send you a half dozen eggs.
II you u put EN- under settin hen they II
hatch ont enough chickens to pay fer
years subscription.
"A base ball boy iripped and fell and
tore bis clothes, while chasing a stray
chicken IN a neighbours lot He told his
mothos DE bad been sent TO grass by
foul. shs reached for home base and the
youth vent out 90 strikes bowling for the
old maj 10 act as referee
--li vas at the opera house. The per-
formance was about TO begin, when one
OF the Two strangers looked all around and
said: "Bill. where is the dress circle?'
Bill glanced mp toward the third gallery
and replied. II reckon il is uplyond,r. ,
see fellow taking OF his coat
The Wild waves told him very plain
story TO one young man, while be was
bathing They told him that unless he
could dad the coihcs be left 90 the each
he would be compelled TO make ridden
lous exhibition Of himself aud subsequent
dvenis proved that they were wright.
Visitor 20 convic) II supros, you :
fad your life here very tiresome, my
friandr Convict On. no, sir, / have he, n
9 burglar fof good many years, and have !
worked bard aud conscien;iously at the
business. aud as | am only up for three
years feel ihs, the rect is doing me good.
Miss Augusta Msyne 10 Pat Chogue,
Who has jus, rendered Der his seat) --"You
have my sincere thanks, sirF' Pat Chogue
Mot Al all, mnm; not a, all. It's A
dniy ~e owe 10 the sect Some folks OF ~
does il pben lass be pretty, bna ssyr,
aays l. The sect. Pat, Gays i; no,.the in
di,iiuair
VERY Stout Old Lady (wa,ching the
lions ieed) "pears 10 me. Mister. that
siut very big piscc o. meat fer sch no
animal Ausr5ant (silh the ereatcss
ADD mosi ssopendoaa show o. polIteness
90 earth y II apoes !, dOsk seem like al
sn ~ ~ CO 81 mtai 10 yoa. ma'sm. bu, ii's
big enough for The lion.
Rohsi, J, Banisiie recently received
! a'Atlan q Lisiugstcn, Mo. that
q isssred lsiisr sssi,ei bis orders
= iaesoa He srn, the following
n III tbe letter referred 10 isn't 60