New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-08
THE TALK or THE DAP.

"The Savannah News, says that there no
Republican candidates for Congress In Georgia In the
last Congressional election, because the Republican
party In that state is disorganizcd, the local leaders
having given up politics. OF the local leaders
| found It much healthier to give up politics.
\ DIrc Thrcai.-"V Vat, said the collector for
little German band to citizen WHO sat In his front
| Not cent? replied the citizen, with hopeless
Den We blay some more, OATS ALL" threatened
the collector, the citizen hastily gave up quarter
| -(The Epoch
| Congressman Scott is sti grumpy. You see he
was made so much Of that he got to thinking that
| he was the trump card in the Democratic pack
and then while he listening to the people shouting
Great scottS the ruthless dealer discarded him and
| made old Barnum the trump.
His so 600 Watchdog. -winks- Helo MInks,
hear you have solved the burglar problem at last
They tell me you have imported thoroughbred watch
dog from Europe; paid Y2,Ooo ior hihi'
| I'D like TO sec him.
lie ISN'T home Just now Some blasted thief siols
bim.n-(Omaha World.
John Wanamaker now has his life insured for .
million dollars paying about SG5,00C year In prem
iums. II he wished to do So he could go on the
street at any moment and borrow hali million
dollars on his risks. John b. stctson and Hamilton
Disston also OF Philadelphia, carry respectively
S75O.OOO and 100000 life insurance. Dr. Hos
tcttcr, of Pitsburg, Penn, carries SoOOooo. Among
others who carry heavy life Insurance may De men
toned the following: George X Anderson of Chicago
1000 Pierre Lorllard $4,000, senator Cameron
ooO0; George Harding, Of Philadelphia, 100000;
Andrew Carnegie, S25OO and George W. Chihs aud
Wharton Barker 100000 each.
Not the Right Temperament. summer Resort Hotel
Mani very sorry, sir, but you won't 90 here aho
N Yaw dPTR.G Slh W SGr ser the matter
You too thin skinned'
"Oh ] mean no offence. mono at all Ms your mis-
fortune not your fault You see your sLin Is - isn
that the<blood shows through You blush up easily
and when the thermometer IL over $50 in The shade
Your face gets 50 red and you look 80 w GnGGioaO
A correspondent says that The Evening Posi-
(Dcm is often funny without knowing 1t. Yes 10
fun Is of the PosthumerOus ORDER
somebody in South Carolina is complaining pc.
cause in that state one but an Episcopaiian can
be elected Governor lie says this is the more DIS
graceful because any one Of the other PROTESTANT
denominations Will Ouinumbcr the Episcopal Church
five to one But he doesn't explain why the majority
fails TO overthrow this insignificant minority AZ the
polls, lie IS like the Irishman who boosted that
there were half million in Ireland all armed
and ready free the Green Isle from the rule OF the
despot. Then when some one asked him why they
didn't 90 ahead and free Ireland, he REPLIED Bcdad
the police won't let tbcm'
\ portrait of Ramescs II appears in number %
onP exchanges. We don't know what Office he -
running for. and although he looks - If he had been
through several campaigns. and lost CONSIDERABLE
flesh his pOrirat j. hOrlciy than the ricuc> ~
some of tie other candidates. II will not be ns
se soWs ss Of 4G IN T scanda and voted
IN favor OF the admssion OF nc ehlhcse, OF somc-
thing that way.-(Nonfstown Herald
PhiladelDhia falrs shout the virtues Of amDrosa
in this way: Am-bro-si-a; historic ambros!a; known
all over the civilized world the coolest soohir gest
drinl-.t's the only authorized soft drink now IN
Philadelphia I'm the only genuine proprietor; all
others are base limitations you'll see my likeness IN
the froth Oh the top of the glass; only ave gas
prepared expressly for the myriads; come up ana
try IT,, And then soto 40 some hcsatsns
customer he exclaims Drink ic you burned coyote;
It's pure lager"
4 New yarlety.-A very distinguished prelate OK
the Episcopal Church found himself stranded IN a
tte town away down m Ins me, U uo Too' fanboS
where he Hospitality entertained. " do you haVe
Pa.Ss e really aIE n agS Gon Know se
answered. "our hired man shot some sort OF queer
crttcr down back of the barn the other day., put no
allowed it was woodchuck--lBoston Herald
All the hotels in Warren, Penn, are closed. Since
the now excise law went into effect they have been
run at loss and the propriotors have finally con-
cludod to stand from under They say that II Is not
possible strictly temperance hotel at pioh'
Horrible Possiblity.-Lousvlle nitor-l SEQ
the clerks IN dry goods and grocery stores are ioLm
editorial standing up for the clerks and dcnouncns
their heariiess Saspng empIn tSsr rovomcpt has
also been started By the poorly paid and overwolA'a
batendcrs 49,. IL. - 81.
tariff to-day. ION ala World.
That common scold Tho Indianapolis scntineP
has been coming alschoods about General liarrsons
attitude toward American labor. And yet during TIC
labor troubles Of 1877 it had an article advising ITO
American workncman TO initiate the thinsmsn IN
economy. Here is the passage: He (thc American
aborer calls constantly for higher wages. and does
not that his high wages increase the cost OF every
thing, lifting everybody higher and higher above
ground, to fall further at the crash by and BY
The American laborer would do well to study the
policy Of the Chnaman in his policy OF economy as
well OF cheap labor"
Good Enough Cold-woman of the House 80 tramp,
i can't give you nothin hot, 'cept perhaps the
weather but kin give you most anythih' you wan
Tramp IA tear of gratitude ttcNllne down his van
chccl0-rhanks. madam; think III lake h''ie 'o'
cash.-(IcXas sitinss.
"The Burlington Free Press SAYS It IS great day
for garden beds WREN the rain comes down In shce's
Yes and It Is a great day for hay harvesiers When
the rain comes down IN ptchiorks
| Mrs ParEs-Cood gracious, Henry, what am | 10
! do! can't go TO shc concert tonigat somcooay
| Mr.. Parks Gndlstincty, with his mouth full OF
lahcprakc the bid case.-C'urirston Free Press
The demand for protection literature IS especially
great this year In the New England states III
! meet this demand the Homo Market Club Of Boston
Is prepared 10 furnish protection documents to all
who apply for them. Those desiring such documents
should address tho secretary of the club, Nj hetOe'
| Radcliffe, No 90 Bcdfordst.. Boston
Colonel McKlbbcn. now Of Chambersburg, Is nine',
years OF age but ono of the halcs and hrsries,
gentlemen OF the old school who ever reached thM
advanced period of lfe lie j. grn,eelly fond OF bls
game of whist and enjoys Immensely sood s.py
With IT, When he and General Cameron ger ogoiaes,
they are Ike two colts. Not long ago the Genera
! invited the Colonel down 10 KARLSRUHE 20
| dine with him. The invitation accepted, ana
tho ninety -ycaroM Colonel travelled 1fytwo miles
! over the Cumberland Valley RAILROAD 20 take dlhlct,
| With the ninety. year.od General Ancr the msn
had been served, and temp!ins on. 100 u wa,
the General began TO Mchibbcn for the JscAsoh
picture which he possesses, but each request was IT,
fused. A..
! Oh come now Chamters,p urged Cameron, ior
tho twentieth time "you won't be here long 10 Keep
II anyhow