Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1888-11-08
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JOoi NEiOF1bOhII OALL.
WHO'S that comm up the pa,hi-run. Betsey
Jane an sec.
IN bet "a ho,rd OF Ms Jones a comm here
10 tea.
MS PERKINS. IL ~ wuss aa' wuss. ia ruther
hear u thunder.
She's on tatin' TRIP. spose. What brings
herhcrc, wondert
My how that woman likes to talk Don't ask
Tofmwe urged her hard enough she'd never
20 away.
ofau me rossIpors know, Mis' Perkins beats
EN- hollcr
She's iesi chuckful o news an things, III bet
liver dollar
she's got that oil silk bunnit on. It's older
than the hills
Land, don't u look redickeri'us, all rufnes,
puffs an frillsi
what's that you sayi she's got her worki
Wall, han me down my knttn.
III ash her vhyol' Jim Tom'sou give her da'ter
Atm the mittin.
Com n. Mis- Perkins "a this your I'm apfsi
giud you come,
Fer, as says TO Betsey Jane, the house seems
dcsi rit dumb.
Mis- rkins take the r,ckin' cheer, an Bet
scy take her hunnL
Ee sure you put II whero the flies an dust
Sea l. not har On hour ago, sez to Betsey
Jane;
81 wonder where M.s' Perkins isr'-Here Iet-
scy hand that skcin-
Sez ]; II hope she'll come to-day Of moth MS
up 10 h ndeL"
"Shcs c,min' now seq Bstsey Jane, q lookin'
thru the winder.
Mis- Perkins, take pinch O. snur an tell me
nil tho news.
Haven't heerl 'em In 40 long I've almost had
the blues.
fils' J,hnsons got q new silk dressi Good
gracious, wall never.
wonder of she reely thinks her money'u last
forcvcri
MIS- Perkins, yes; 'cds at church. Now wasar
you glad TO hear
The preacher rreach 20 plain on dress IL hit
sane folks so clear.
Mis- Primrose colored like a beot-you know
she wore q feather
~ Scra. GrimeJ was hoppn mad. II hit 'em
both together.
Iwonder Of Squire Pettinbone ha'nt got an.
other wigi
swaa, do disl Ike that man, he feels so awful
Big.
You see him waikiki did you say, along with
kathriu' Say lcrf
Mis- Perkins. tharn make a match. I'll bet a
pint o. cider.
Mis- Perkins, ,ohqv Mis- Blodgitt ir.- her girls
play Tlays an dancer
W. II, declare, that takes me downl She'd
better go 20 France.
know one hing my Betsey 5aae won't help
EN- In sich do ms.
might us well jest pint her to the narrer road
10 room.
MIS- Perkins, hev you heerd about that fuss
with Peleg Brow
You inU WHY goodness grac Gus me, IT'S
all about the town.
They say he. cheets his customers a sellin
salyratus,
An m'son ketched hrs youngest boy a steal
in' his tummatoes.
or course you've heerd the talk that's round
about the Wid Ter Ha'chf
They say she's sparkin' Thomas Sweet, an
und TO ma &c a ma ch.
Her husban' hain't ben dead six months an
now she wants another.
Shed never be nv dater-in.iaw ef I was
Thomas mother.
lIev hecri OF the wedd NJ No. Who under.
meath the sum-
John Wait an Huldy Robrsonf Mis- Perkins,
you're IN iun.
why he's as much as hfty-six an Huidy niga
on twenty;
Dut IN n. we know the reason why, the oil
fools cash Is plcn y.
Ms Perkins, lay your work aside On hev cup
o. tea
This cake o. Betsey James is nice, lest try a
p ece an see.
I'm never braggln' round like some, but Jest
'twixt you an me.
We've got the smartest girls in town. Take
after usf He, he,
Iheerd your Ann Civ Tom sons son the mlttin:
was 10 sof
jost admire her spunk. guess she'll hnd an.
other heau.
MY Betsey Jane, she allus said she'd never 70
with J m,
Fer any girl with common sense would soon
GIT sick OF him.
mis- Perkins, are you go.n' nowi I'd RELY like
10 know
Go git her bunnt Betsey Jane-why YOU
should hurry So
Your bunnu's jest as nice as new swan; it's
right IN fash on.
Them runies an these gathers here are reeiy
very d-shin'.
oh, yes, MSS Perkins, I shall como. Tou mus,
run n agn,
You haven't been here in SO long II reely is q
En.
Good afternoon, Yes, Beisey Jane shall como
an see your dA'teE
There; 10 ,he Comet RELY hope she got what
she was alter.
do declare, never see q woman that I'D beat
her.
Irs tattlo tattle, all the lime, the misohisf. I.
maKin' creature.
allus ACT discouragin' when she comes round
aspyin'.
Ter believe, as most folks do, that tattl.n's $
bad as lyin'.
-Etsa B. RerrorI, II Taakes B'ah