Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-02-16
PITH AND POINT.

1t is generally "all up with man
when he begins to go down hill.-Bos-
ton Courier.
The wear and tear on contribution
boxes is u very small item OF church
expenses. life.
Mastodons once lived in Florida.
Their place is now supplied by tho
winter hotel keeper. Macon 7ele-
graph.
Tobacco men will find no difficulty ia
turning over new Leaf at the begin
ming of the new year. --Ne,O HaUcH
NeIOS
The dudes are practcing on their
large canes until they get strong
enough to lead q dog again.--AI6a"y
journal.
Nature is full of wise provisions.
Wives do their worst cooking when
they are young and irresistible. Onsa-
ha World.
Nature seems to have ordered an
things we'll. The blockhead Fortunate
ly never needs frame OF III nd.--
Daluth Photographer.
The people in the audience who talll
continually during the progress of
play should learn the deaf and dumb
alphabet. boston Gaze't'.
There g one article that the average
man prefers to have bogus instead Of
real, when it is presented to him.
That's a dynamite bomb. - It'd Bits.
The average club man cares very lit
tie about music. If he can only strike
4 Ia, g 4 To- 1,
curacy he is content-BuriiTgtOn Free
Press.
In Massachusetts, they impose
small tax on dogs, but We the pro-
ceeds to the public libraries, so that
you can support litter at Your option.
-PhiLadeip4ia Ledger.
Ruskin says ''man should resemble n
river" We do not know what ho
means, but suppose the reason is that
in order to amount 10 much IN society
he should own a couple of banks.-LO-
well Citizem
Keely's new force, he SAYS. is wi
kiss your best girl. and she responds,
there is vibrutory symyathy, but we
never heard of It's running u saw-mill.
-NcwburyDoH Heraid.
"What are YOU making such faces
for?' said Mr.. MrG.lder to Mr.. Dago.
There amt anything the matter with
that cigar | gave YOU is THEREOF mo,
/ guess not, Flip" rcpl ed his friend.
'Do | stay here. or do | 90 out in tho
yard to d e?'--Pack.
If Edison perfects his phOnOgraph
the young men OF the coming genera
ton won dare to go counting Sunday
night for fear that one of the instru-
mcnts NAV be concealed i'm the parlOr.
Ii would be difficult TO overcome tho
evidence of the phonograph in breach
of promise trial.-BoSLoR Globe.
How are you and your wife coming
on? asked an Austin gentleman of
cOlored man. 'She las run me of.
boss. " whats the matterP" IL is
to blame, boss. gave her splendid
white silk dress, and den she got so
proud she had no use for me. She said
| was too dark to match de dress. -
IeJuS SttmgS.
a bright young man who lives in
Hart county, recently visited friend of
his mother She asked about his moth
er and inquired # she raised good
deal of poultry this year. The young
man scratched his head in perplexity
and then replied; ''N-n-no. ma'am.
She planted good deal, but the chick
ems scratched it all up. "-SaUtnHdh
NeUS.
care all arrangements for the ban
quot made" VERY nearly; but we
haven selected man TO respond TO the
third toast yet" "Snipeworthy would
be good man" ''SnipeworthyP Why,
he can't make speech, Whenever
he tries it he breaks down i'm the first
sentence and subsidies" well, that
is the reason why suggested his
name. He's the kind of speaker to
have at a banquet. "-Ne6raska State
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