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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

as rtile the Affirmative won. Tie man
who spends his motley 20 freely as 10
entit!e him to the distinct on of being
called spendthrlft, is generally q Jolly,
sood-heaftel fellow who treats the
world better than tho world treats him.
When he IS in luck everything goes,
as the boys now days say, and, when
he is broke, he is rarely ever so fortI,-
nate as to find friends wiling to Part
with Their money to relieve his d stress.
But for all that | tin nix he. as rule,
fares Letter than the ser, for the rea-
son that lie gets some pleasure out of
money while he has it, hes DIES spending
it in way that others also e some
good from it, But tn, miscr's pleas
IRE is only in getting money and in
keeping it. Spending it gives him
misery and anguish beyond descripti, n.
[ can understand how a spenGtmilt
Fan be considc able of a philosopher,
in his way, reasoning that money can
do him no good except he use it to-da",
that he can't take it with him after
death, and as life is uncertain, his only
certainty Of enjoying it IS to spend 1t
as lie goes n ong. Iut the miser is IL
different sort of IN idiot q togc.h +. 1t
is generally sad that the spendtLrift is
one who takes no thought for the NOR
row, but, according to my way of look
ing at it, the miser is the fellow who
doesn't think much about the future
or, if he did he would try to do some
good with his money here in this world.
The fact is, George, if man will only
use little common sense h need
never be either a spendthrift or
miser. Its the swing of the mental
pendulum that regulates actions. All
along the ban of the stream OF tine
is a continuous Scyila on one hand and
n Chary on the other, and mans
only safety lies in keeping in the mid
die of the current. In palmer words,
avoid extremes. A man who is a vic
tim of avarice never has any fun him
self nor furnishes any f, + anybody else
And he generally die s bankrupt after
all, bankrupt in mind and heart and in
all those qualities that form the com
ponent parts in every grind and noble
human character. Yours for sense,
UNCLE SAM
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MISTAKEN FOR A WAITER.

Mrs. y. has dress which she doesn't
care TO exhibit. Nr5. Is. suspects as
much, and her victim knows that
she suspects, and hates her for
it. But she smiles all the same, urges
haste as al excuse for noncompliance,
aud after suffering for at least half an
hour, the pair kiss and say good-by,
each firmly believing that she has
made the other feel uncomfortable.
Many woman apparently the perfec
ton of style in dress couldn't afford to
faint upon the sireet.-ChicdgO L.b
0p1'
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COPYRIGHT, 1887

Undesirable feeling of dread, or of i'm
pending calamity?
If you have all, or any considerable
number of these symptoms, you are
suffering from that most common of
American manifestations Dyspepsia, or
Torpid Liver, associated with Dyspepsia,
or Indigestion. The more complicated
your disease has become, the greater the
number and diversity of symptoms. No
matter what stage it has reached, DIR.
PIERCE's golden MEDICAL DISCOVERY
will subduc it, if taken according to di-
rCctions for a reasonable length of time.
If not cured, complications multiply and
Consumption of the Lungs, Skin Diseases,
Heart Disease, Rheumatism, Kidney Dis
ease, or other grave maadies are quite
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An IMPORTANT FACT.



Persons complain that they ale wesk, tired and
eXhausted; theY have roapp tlte, hostTength,
no life or AMBITION to WO X; they btc0IDe
irri able, cross blue and discouraged; in some
cases there are pains and acii"1 IN various
parts 81 the body, and there IL often lrdIges,
ton dyspepsia bclching Of wind, dull bead
and general tispiritet feeling. Sleepless, rest
less and wakeful nights follow. Neglect OF
these symptoms results in excessive nervous
proSt ration or paral ysiS, With nufnbncss,treln-
bling, cold feet and legs, prickllhS sensation
and weakness and WEAKNESS of the limbs.
Thousands become Frustrated, paralyzed or
insane by peglectiHg the first syDptoTHs' not
of the mind, loss OF memory, nervous weak
ness and depression show an exhaustion OF
nerve force which viii, unless the proper re.
stOrative remedy is used, result in utter mental
collapse and absolute pr0stration of nerve and
physical power
Save yourselves from these terrible results
viii there is yet time by the use Of that Won
storer, DIR. Greenes Nervura Nerve Tom
lC, It. is a purely Vegetable remedy, and
NAV he used by children the most deli
cate invalids with absolute certainty OF cure'
It's effects are traiy wonderful, and il is only
necessary to use il to be convinced Of its mar
vcIous restorative and strengthening powers
DO not fail to use this remedy, for V is the
an absolutely certain cure will result. All
druggists keep it. Price 81 per bottle. Be sure
and get Dr.. Greene'S NeuEura Nerve Tonic:
take no other, for this remedy has no equal. If
your druggist does not have it, he will get it
for you. Its discoverer, DIR. Greene, 81 West
14th St, NV Io k, the great specialist in cur
ing nervous and elm onic diseases, can be con-
suited free, personally or by letter. Use his
great remedy and write him about our cas-.
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Force of Habit,

iIos.cs; (at an evening entertainmen1
-" Ii, Mr.. De IIobson, where can I
find Young Mr.. Sissy! We want him to
comp e.ea set.
Mr.. lie Hobson-"I saw him only a
moment ago, Mrs. Browne, down stairs,
at the free lunch coun-er-that is at
the banquet table May | have the
Pleasure of fetching him? "-Ep1H.
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Much has been written and said about how
to make home happy. The rnOralist and the
preacher have backneyed this theme until it
would seem nothing more remained to be said.
But the philosophers have gone far out ( Their
way TO account for the prevalence of ill-sorted
couples and unhappy homes, and have overs
looked the chief cause. Most of the unhappi-
ness of married life can he traced directly to
thoss functional arrangements 30 which wo-
men ars SUBJECT In nine cases out of ten the
irritable, dissatisfied and unhappy wife is
sufferer from some "female complaint A
trial of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Presci iption will
produce more domestic happiness than n mill
ion sermons or philosophical treatises. IL cures
all those peculiar weaknesses and ailments in
cident to women. II is the only medicine sold
by druggists, under n positive guarantee from
the manufacturers, that it will give satisfac
ton in every case or money Will be refunded
See guarantee printed on %rappct cnclos.n g
bottle.
Dana asks five million dollars for his
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wear as snapDy a gown as she pIeases.
This is particularly true OF the typical
sealsk cloak-that accepted emblem
of prosperity.
But let us bestow n paragraph on
current masculine fashion as observed
in New York. Not in years has the
fur-trimmed overcoat he i such sway
rs during the present season Old men
and young, rich men and poor, men OF
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IItjMOIt.

TIE successful lover thinks he is
getting ahead when he is getting a
heart.
Il WISH | was pudding, mamma.
"Why?' Cause | should have lots of
sugar put into me-"
The archer a girl is the larger, as
rule, is her assortment OF b2lux.-
harrington Ere Press.
Il AN at your service, maam," as
the burglar said when the lady of the
ho1se caught him stealing her silver.
is early to ryes, it takes the cobwebs
out of his eyes, Cart Pre- 'zeIS He kly.
A MICHIGAN town boasts a girl six
feet nine inches tall. When q fellow
gets a kiss from her he has to say
please.
KIND Lady-How old are You, my
little fellow? Youngster-I amt old
at all, ma'am; I'm nearly ncw,-Phila-
deIphin N lrS.
A LITTLE boy who had been used to
receiving his elder brothers old toys
and clothes, recent v asked: "Ma, shall
| have to marry his widow when he
dies ?"-Hdts andersen.
Mas. NUcoYNE-Yes, it was an awful
Il sease; it RELY got to be an epidermis
in our neighbour cd and l was so rus
trated by it l had to spend two weeks
at the seashore to recapitulatc.
COME on! come on!' sa gent'c-
man to little girl at whom dog had
been barking furiously. Come on
he's qu ct now" "Ah, but" said the
little girl, "the barks are in HIM still"
A LITTLE girls father has round
bald spot. Kissing him at bedtime not
long ago, she said; "Stoop down,
popsy delr, ! want to Kiss the place
where the lining shows. "-Trur lel''5
HecOrd.
RED hair is not, perhaps, in any
greater request in New York State
than els where, but in one of her pris-
sons there is nothing considered so
fashionable as Auburn ks.-EoStoa
Transcript.
No." SAID Mrs. Maguf1in, my hus-
band isn't what You would call a learn
ed man, but he is very ambitious to ac-
Quire an education. Why, he attends
primaries almost every night. "-EoStOH
Trans ript.
"WHAT do you think of Mr.. Toots,
the artist?" 'He is pretty fair paint
er." "But do you think he has taste? ?"
"Certainly | do. He tastes everything
that the boys offer him. He's tasting
beer in the saloon now. "-1rcotd
lie ord.
"PA, won't You give me q new drcss?
L want one so much" "I'll speak to
your mother about it," The child's
wistful expression was turned into dis
appointment. Surely, mamma will
know if it's necessary" YES" replied
the child, demurely, 1 suppose so.
But when you speak to her tolch her
easy, papa, or she might want one for
herself. -Teras SVti"gs.
FIRST Omaha man Tin street-car,
going home)-How fearfully slow these
cars run; they drag along like snails.
Second Omaha mani thought we were
whirling along at great rate. "Mercy
no. Seems to me we have been an
hour on the road. l hope my wife
won't worry" "How long have you been
married." about ten days.. "I've
been married ten years. "-Omahd
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

This is especially true of purge. The aver
age man or woman does not precisely banker
for it, as a rule, but when taken, wishes it to
be prompt, sure and effective. DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant lurgative Pellets leave nothing to be
desired in point of efficacy, and yet their action
is totally free from any unpleasant symptoms,
or dSagrerable after effects. Purely Nc5cta-
ble, perfectly harness.
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4 Vnlu,ble Sum.c,tiOr.

10 irs,n. -. ow about rla5 note
.o!d Of vuur, Blown ave h9d ii 50
,ong al wh.skcr axe Dcginning .oGro~
on Il.
Bown.-"Nhy Cont .oa &C. it
ha. ed thcn2'-H'~.
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liable to set in, and, sooner or later, in
duCc fatal termination.
DIR. PIERCE'S GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOv-
cry acts powerfully upon the l.. yer, and
through that great bloOd-purifyins organ,
cleanscs the system of all blood-taiI'ts and
impurities. from whatever cause arising.
1t is equally ciiicaciOus in acting upon the
Kidneys, and other eXcrctory organs,
cleansing, strengthening, and healing tlcir
diseases. AS an appcthing, restorative
tonic. it promotes digestion and nutri;
strength. N malarial districts. this WON
dcrful medicine has gained great celeb
rity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills
and Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred
diseases.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

S,trnptoms-NI intense itching and
singing; worse by scratching If allowed to
continue tumOrs form, which often bleed and
ulce-ate, becom ny very sore. SwAYNE'S ONT
ceration, and in m;>ny cases removes the tn
mOrs. Equally efiicacious in curing all skin
Diseases DIX. SWAINES son, Philadelphia.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31
ARE YOU SICK Z

Do you feel dull, langIIid, low-spiritcd,
lifcless, and indeScribably miserable. both
sense of fulmcss or bloating after eating,
or of "goncncss," or emptiness of stomach
In the morning, tongue coated, bitter or
bad taste In mouth, irregular appetite, dir
sight, FLOATING spccks before the eyes,
nervous prostration or exhaustion, irrita-
bility of temper, hot tlushcs, alternating
with chilly sensations sharp, biting, tran
sincss after meals, wakcfulncss, or dis
turbed and undressing sleep, constant,
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Consumption surely Cured.

To the Edltor:--Please inform your readers
that | have n positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands of
FREE 10 any of your readers who have con-
SUMPTION if they will send me their Express
and r. o. address, Respectfully,
r. A. SLOCU VI, NJ. G., Isl Pearl ST.. n. Y.
Bronchitis is cured by frequent small doses
of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
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Necessity Is the Mother of Invention" "a
tarrh is not an invention, but it makes Tay-
lQr's Hospital Cure IL necessity. Free pam
phi t, address 2ji B'w W, New York.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

Mr.. JosEPh +. GEIsLER, New Y ork
rhemist, found thirty-seven grains of
lead ig tue sweat band Of his hat,
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

Krupp, the gun-maker, is pressing Turkey
for cash due.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

No more three cent pieces will be
coined, and the boys who have made
money passing them off for dimes are
very unhappy.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

Its thousands of cures are tire best advertise
ment for DR.. Sage'S Catarrh Remedy.
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cv ~ one pities a
spendthrift. l re-
member when |
was a young feI-
,low, We, in our
debating clubs,
used to discuss
the question, "ie-
solved, that a mi
ser is a worse
man in n commu-
n it. TIL an q
spendthrift, ard
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Overhead wires in Berlin are all to be
placed underground.
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4 MIrn ILOnSr.

A house of wire lathing is one of the
curiosities of the Manchester exhibit
ton. he architect is Mr.. q. f. Arm
itage, and the wire lathing is stated to
resist fire Tbs wire lathing can he
applied to ordinary wooden beams and
it can be used for the partitions by it.
self, while wire cloths of various kinG )
form part of tho same invention. It
will be seen that the cottage is neat in
appearance, and if tire-proof it las at
least ono substantial property to
recommend il. CaSSeFS Md0azine.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

THE first cotton, consisting of eight
bales, sent from the United States to
England in 1884, was seized by the
custom house officials, on the ground
that the United States could not have
produced so much.
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MiSer;.

My DEAR NEPHEW; suppose ev-
erybJdy hates a miser, AID nearly
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Weak LUNGS, SPLITTING OF BLOOD
WE

Lungs, Splitting of Blood, ShOrtncss of
Bvcath, bronchitis, Chronic Nasal Catarrh,
Severe Coughs, Asthma, and kindred alice
tons, it is sovereign remedy. While it
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

humors, from common Blotch, or Erup-
ton, to the worst SCrofula. Salt-rhcum,
" FcvCr-sOrCS," Scaly or Rough Skin, i'll
conquered by this powerful, purifying, and
invigoratmg medicine. Great Eating u
GERS rapidly heal under its benign intlu-
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

Dana asks five million dollars for hi.
New York Sun.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-31

Thoroughly cleanse the blood, which is
the fountain of health, by using DIR.
PIERCES GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY,
and good digestion, fair skin, buoyant
spirits, ana bodily health and vigor will
be established.
GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY cures all
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! BILIOUS
| ATTACK.

[5SS : Is ] e. IS: q: p En' S. e: $: s. $ $50;
AeNE
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"COLUMBUs, OHIO, Aug. 1St

"CoLUMBUs, OHIO, Aug. 18TH 1887.
WORLDS DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIA-
TION, GG3 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y:
Gentlcmen-For several years | have felt it
to be my duty to give To you the facts i'll rcl'l-
ton to the complete cure of n most aggrl-
'Golden Medical Discovery An elderly lady
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cmuc hnvecrn blood skin
o.
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cncc. Virulcnt blood-poisons are, by its
use, robbed of their terrors. Especially
has IL manifested its potency in curing
letter, Eczema, Erysipeas, BOils, Carbun-
clcs, Sore Eyes, ScrOfulous Sores and Swell
ings, Hip-jOint Disease, white Swellings,"
Goitrc, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged Glands.
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"WHAT do you think of Mr.. Toots,
the artist?" "He is pretty fair paint
Ell. But do you think he has taste?"
Certainly | do. He tastes everything
that the boys offer him. He's tasting
beer in the saloon now. 1rcota
lie OIL
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1888-11-08
W00dWorth.

Miss May Fether, of Bay City, Mich,
arrived at Woodwork on Saturday last.
Miss May was little disappointed in the
size OF our city, but she has seen but little
of it yet. She is engaged in the book bust
ness and is an agent for Chicago firm and
appears to be successful.
Mr.. Henry Fiddler has gone to Dakota to
visit his brother George. We expect he
will be a first rate blacksmith when he re-
turns
Mr.. Manly and wife have gone to Geneva
to attend the funeral of sister at that
place. Another sister returned with them
for visit here.
There was not any service at Asbury
church on Sunday, so the folks could sit at
home and think over the various stories
told by political orators, so as to come out
straight on election day.
The dairy farmers find the side track at
Woodwork very convenient. They have
less distance to draw their feed. Several
cars are there now on their way for this
place.
On Monday evening Squire Kellogg and
}. +. jackson were to go to Wiesmans in
| Brighton to drive the last nail before cleo.
ton. If there are any wire men round
there they will try to find out whether the
nail is in the right plank
Sunday was pretty good day for going
to church, SO there was fair audience tt
listen to Mr.. Og1lvie at the Plank Road
church. He told the people about the fall
en- state of our affections, intellect and will
He did not 90 back to the ancient or heath
en- for proof, but directed attention to facts
among and around us, and every statement
was conclusively proved. I think we shall
all be much better if we take his advice ano
pay attention to moral things first and Their
attend to the material. Think rather more
Of how to live well, and not quite SO much
about wealth.
We understand that Mr. r. Stonebreakel
while at work on his we'll, received severe
injury on one of his hands.
Mrs. Corrigan, who has been quite sick
is slowly improving.
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COURIER 1888
Brighton.

The election was one of the quietest ever
held in the town. Pencils were used very
freely, but there was but little loud talk or
contention. There was a large vote poled.
i ] he Democrats polle,l l43 votes, which was
ten less than they poIled four years ago for
Cleveland, and six more than they gave for
Governor two years ago. The Republicans
polled so votes, which was a gain of over
Blaine's vote four years ago, and % over
Rusk's two years ago. The Prohibitionists
polled Is votes, which was a gain of IL over
st. Johns vote four years ago, and loss of
E from Olins vote two years ago. The re-
suit on the National ticket is very satlsfac-
tory to the Republicans, as it is the smallest
majority given to the Democratic ticket for
a great many years.
Our townsman, Mr.. James NORM, re-
ceived a telegram on Tuesday from Santa
| Maria, Cal, announcing the death of his
brother Joseph at that place last Sunday,
the 4th inst, of consumption. J. F. NORM
was born in this town and spent his boyhood
here. He was a graduate Of Oshkosh Nor
NAL School. Became a successful teacher,
| Studied law in the office of j. V. Quarles,
| Kenosha, and was admitted to the bar; was
elected Justice of the Peace in Kenosha,
served one term, after which he entered
law Office in Milwaukee, but was soon
obliged to give up the practice of law on
account of poor health. About four years
ago he tried the climate of Texas for his
health, ssbut not receiving any benefit, he re-
turned home to this town, and two years
ago moved his family to California. For
time he seemed in fair way to regain his
health, but the improvement proved to be
only temporary, and for several months
past he had been slowly failing. He was
ABOUT 36 years of age. He leaves wife
and one child to mourn his loss.
The Hon. Lathrop Burgess started east
yesterday wednesday, to spend the win
ter in Baltimore with his daughter Mrs.
herman EmmOnS.
Owing to infrmities incident to old age,
our townsman, Mr.. Aaron Leach is COM
PEELED to give up farming. He has rented
his farm, and will sell his personal property
at auction next Wednesday, the 18th.
Mrs. John Sellen and Misses Katie Sew
ert ard Mary Weber returned home last
week from quite an extended visit with
relatives and friends in Iowa.
Mrs. Thomas Hutley nee Hotz, from To-
peka, Kansas, has been visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Matthias Hotz, and ether rela-
tlves and friends in this town the past two
| weeks.
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WiinOt.

Election Tuesday. Hurrah for Harrison
Mrs Anderson spent few days with her
son, Frank Anderson, at Benham's Corners
last week.
Mrs. H. Mcintyre started for Iowa in
company with her brother for his home
last Friday, where she intends to spend tn 2
winter.
Mrs. Wilbers sister from Iowa is visiting
her at present.
Mr. Owens sister from Pennsy lvania ar
rived last week She intends to remain
for short time
Miss Grace Pierce started for her return
trip to Fargo last Saturday.
Mrs. Arnold went to Kenosha Saturday,
where she expects to remain few days
with her daughter, Mrs. Hills.
There was a Republican Rally Monday
evening. Speaking by Messrs. Dalrymple
and Thompson.
There was Republican meeting last Fri
day evening. The speaker advertised failed
to present himself, so Mr.. L. A. Cass, of the
TELEGRAPH COURIER, took the floor and
held it for about an hour and a half.
Prof. Lampe and his daughter Lulu re-
turned from trip to Rockford last +. iday
Cards are out for a wedding between
Miss Verna Owen, of this town, and Mr.
Ed belong, of Somers to take place at the
residence of the brides parents, Wednesday
evening, Nov 7. We wish them happiness
in their new life.
VIM. Middlecamp, our good superintend
emf, was in town last week visiting the
school and its patrons. Mr.. MiddlecamI
has filled the office Of County Superintend-
cut for the last two years very acceptably
and has done good work for our schools and
hopes are entertained for his reelection.
There was good work done in corn husk
ing last Saturday.
Mr. Smith has been putting new siding or
his wagon shop.
Messrs. Hapgood and Carpenter are build.
ing an addition Of bay window to the
house of Mr.. Andrew Patterson, of Fox
River.