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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-23
OUTGOING STEAMERS
TO-DAY.
SHIPPING NEWS.
SHITIINU NEUo.
PORT OF NETWORK. .......-.FRIDAY. JUNE22. 1888

Y,
ARRIVED
Steamer Adriatc (Br) Cameron liverpool june 10 and
Queenstown win mdse and ss2 passengers to Bruce
steamer iaeo (Br). Jones. Hull May 81 London June
with mdss and passengers TO sanderson Son. Arrived AZ
asraa Dap Lamb coD:4hssfgssn June
to Fnnch Edye & Co. Arrived at the Bar at m =.
ampS" TS s. n
AIr ..%s4 hs hn1 az & days with
hemp Thebaqd Bros vessel 10 simpson Spence & Young
@ as Charleston
steamer Nacooche BarE Savannah days. with mds' and
Steamer Richmond Jonnsy Point Va with mdsc and
Old S9%n1n IS e New, and Nor.
withndse and passenscrsto 0d Dominion S. Co.
Steamer Lucy Miller Miller Ter Bangor Me. with mdss
BARK c1snooo tBr) Knoviton Ghont " days, with mdse
E s w ins eo June with
City Island. wind hight. NEi cloudy.
Arrived yesterday
Steamer Ceareuse (Br Joard ceara May 20. Maranhtm
20 Para June 49, with mdss to shipon Greene Arrived
Steamer Old dominion c.uch Richmond City Point and
Norfolk with mdse and passengers to Old Dominion ss
CLEARED
Steamer Denmark (Br) RigDy London-F WI Hurst
Steamer GER Ludwig. Hamburg-Knnhardt q Co.
Steamer Fulda (Ger) Ringk. Bremen via southampton
steamer Rotterdam tDtch. Baker. ROtterdam-Funch.
steamer Jan Breydsl (sslg, smlt Antwerp via Havre-
Steamer La Bourgogne tFr Franguel, Havre-Loui' DO
Bebiaa. - 49,,
steamer Burnley lBr Hanslp. windward 1slands-Leay
steamer Hayten Republic. Compton. Cape Haytien, &C.
steamer xmicltia Nor. Aslaksen. Baracoa-Gomez &
steamer Texas Williams Port Royal and Fernan-
dina-C III Mallory & Co. x,--r,.
Seminole, kenble. Charleston ana Jacksoh'le-
steamer River Gatry (Br) Scott. NOrfOlk-Wiiams &
stsamcr River Ettrick (Br). Lament NsroIk-wiiam'
steamer Fanny cadwaader. Dillingham;. Batrnore-BN
ship Harvest Queen (Br Blagdot. LOndon-c BertauK
Landskrona (Brj Sinclair London-Snow6 burgess
wlard Mudgett, Archer africa ana Moiiehoo foru
w X Grace & Co.
Bark B We6ster. Kenny. vaparaiso-W Grace co.
Bark Addie Morrill, Andrews Buenos Ayres-Jsan Norton
& sons a. ~
Bark Aurora span sosvlla Canaay Islsnds-Aleon co
Brig Arcadia Wood ward Bridgetown BarDadoes-d iro"
bridges Sons. -n
steamers Brne and schwegaard Baracoa State OF Texas
FerHandna; Seminole, Charleston ..,, p..o-,. rar.
Ships Glenercht for Calcutta; BAR Atnoe balA' 'a'
THE MOVEMENTS STEAMERS,
FOREIGN PORTS
LONDON June 22-Sailed, steamer Holland (Br), Fooe
for NevYork p..,.u.- m, An
LIVERPOOL, June 2l-Arrved steamer fVolemJ NDi' NJ"
Sailed steamer Egypt (Brl Sumner. for New.York. 49,
DIyNFT HEAD, June 2l-Passed. steamer crystal (brb
STANDARD. from New York on her way 10 Dundee.
LISBON Juno lG-Arrived, steamer Ponca (Br), bowen
from New.York. ,,.,- m, T.,
GiBRAITAR Juno l5-Passed, steamer Montauk obi Jen
kns from Mediterranean ports on her way TO New OK
SUE June 22-Arrived steamer Strathleyen (1i rear
Japan and China ports on her way TO NewioK
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BROOKLYN

The employees Of the DeKalb Avenue surface kalt
road COMPANY held their annual picnic yesterday al
High Ground Park.
The state Factory Inspector mas ashou mo ao
(,a,r DIet rlct Attorney to take action In the case
of owen Gillen age fourteen, who was drawn mo tho
machinery of TUCKER * Carriers cordage FACTORY Oh
June 10 and crushed to death.
william Brown, a prisoner in the Special sessions
Count who was sentenced to five mouths mprlsOn-
mcnt escaped from the courtroom yesterday h'oiHHe
and was not rccapturcd
The BOARD OF Estimate yesterday began their attachS
n,,ronts They started I'm with the Park Depart
mnnt and cut down the estimate over SlooOoo othcr
estimates received proportionatc cuts
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WHAT is GOING ON TO-DAY.

Coney Island Jockey Club Shcepshead Bay 2:3o
y. IN.
Seawanhaka Yacht Cub, annual regatta.
American Yacht Club Ladies' Day, Milton Point Rye
Departure Of 32d Regiment for state Camp, Peekskl
a. m.
evening ,,
Meeting Of Memorial Committee, G. A. r. City Hail.
Brooklyn, p. m. 49,.
Excursion Of IXth Ward Pioneer Corps to Eureka
Grove.
Annual regatta Of Brooklyn Canoe Club South Brooklyn
Kings County wheclmen, annual races. Brooklyn 3
p.
Orange Athletic Club games, Orange, n. j., D. m
Dedication Of Canarsle Yacht Clubhouse
Drooklyn Tabernacle Sunday school excursion to Idc'
Wild Grove. ,..
Columbia Yacht Club reception, Clubhouse, afternoon
and evening 80, -.
Palette Club concert No. 81 West Twenty-ioufth's"'
80 p m.
Music by 9TH Regiment Band, Central Park, D. m
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ELIZABETH.

George p. Person Of the Rev. DR. David H.
Plerson, pastor Of Westminster Church, was ordained
by the Picsbytery of Elizabeth in his fathers church,
last night
The homes of william p. wilson, No rs West Jer-
sey-st., and Miss C. d. Nutman No. 139 Madson-ave.,
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NEVSFROM THE SUBURBS.
NEM.IERSEY.

Two quarrymen Michael McMann and John Nichols
were frghtflly injured by sudden fall Of rock in
Samuel Popes quarry, Carrot Mountain yesterday.
McMann died In the ambulance.
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HOME Ne US.
PROMINENT ARRIVALS AT TIE HOTELS

,TprNAp1F-Iudwlp Chronegk OF Meinneen
DUCKINGHAM-Senator Algernon S. Paddock, OF Ne.
braska FIFTH AVENUE-General Clinton H. FISK OF
Newt Jersey and o. NJ. Barnes, OF Michigan GRAND
General Charles J. Paine. OF BstOn. GRAND CEN
TRAL-Miss Frances T. willard OF Chicago. HObr-
NAME p. Wilbur president OF the Lehigh valey Kan.
way system. MURRAY IIILL-Samuel L. Clemens, OF
Hartford ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS william j. Ba'
CON OF Utica.
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ALONG TILE SOrND.

bridgeport merchants have thus far purchased iour-
teen tons of fireworks, In NcwYOrk, for the foush'
Members Of the Y NJ c. A., of Bridgeport, have
subscribed 81. 600 toward fund OF *lO,oOo WIN
which TO erect new building for themselves IN that
city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-23

West brighton on Thursday night Circumstance
evidence IS strong against Stone. lie quaeheu WIN
Miller over the change for So note which he sent 10
tbe bar for beer 1t is charged that Micr
TO throw him out doors, whcreupoh S'oho s"o' ~
him three times, one bullet having ia'ai H.,
Stone IS under arrest. He will be romenioercu
..e nc tho rider of the black horse saxony, one OF
Tho fastest sprlnters on the turf. He IS snort
star,y ugly dar,ey, specially fitted for riding plugs
and an adept at losing races Clifton ana Su,le i
berg know him we'll and Will miss MN. ao TUE
Froc at shecIshead Bay on THURSDAY anu ""' GUS
pended for dsobcdience at the posi-
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cnccIn III TILE TIRE.

GOSSIP OF THE IUhf'
Jobn Hunter saws that the American JOCKEY Oiuo
ard the shecpshcad Bay people are IN iaVor VI n,
tnr race meetings TO twenty days. ten IN the spring
.nd ton in tbe fall. II Mr.. Withcrs Monmouth
par,h and the DIVERS (Brooklyn Jockey Ciub) arc
willing an agreement to that effect may 10 i'a"'
At the mutual machincs-Hurry mp there' hurry
I'M straighten out yer money. HAVE !oi nono'
all ready. Come on, close em up n m'nu'o'
Irritated specuIator squeezing along the line
Usnc r. old man. give us less o. your gao' "ere
losIn, fast enough 'thout beIn' hurried
aMove long there straighten out yer money
Have yer money all ready J.
Five new stables are building at Jerome PARK
They will accommodate 100 horses.
Three good horses being carefully nursed az
sbccpshead Don't be surprised II they suddenly
onsct the TALENT and pull of big prize al long
price.
In the fall there Will be three systems OF oe',lns
al Jerome PaIk-booEs, mutuas anu "u0'o"'' ~
betting quarters to be enlarged
Tho cart horse IS being sharply watched as ne
GRADUALLY comes into form. He goes TO 'ho posi-
heavily backed by the Garrison contingenP "ho
,rouId follow the Snapper II he rode cow
Heard at the gates rortlssmo)-Hcre yer go !
Cool fresh buttcrmilk, a. cents or glass; pians-
smo-Better have glass, young feller' s'eadS yer
nerves. -, H.. q.
al went down to the big turn the o'ncr uaS "
sec the horses swing into the homcstretch anu SCI
Ell for the line tell you It's a terrific drive at
the three-Quartcrs post
"What did you seer!
az saw Garrison curl his back and heard him yell
10 one of the lgbtweights to pull OUT
HWcll-"
9" lie pulled
Kingston as a ycarling fetched $1,000 az auction
Kinrstock So 500 and the youngscr sold on Monday
for So 500 Kingstock Is going great guns and IS
colt of much promise. Should he turn out TO be as
good a, Kingston 10000 will not Duy ,ne n.y. ~
svcndtbrf Kspanga ycarllng that is sold under the
hammer.
The everyday brushes between ne , Brght ION
Reach and Manhattan Beach trains as they lcaVo .c
tarc course excite the livclcst interest among me
passengers who Of course, have TO back taclr Iudg
mcnt on the result. 1t Is usually ouus vi 'iio
former
"Tiny. Williams. who rides for The iamashcys, Is
conceded TO he The best lightweight JOCKEY IN me
Fast Palmer IS moro darlngy perhaps, Dut lacks
Judgment Williams wait, Palmer cant.
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EASTERN cRIcKETERs BEAT THE WEST.

The second annual cricket match between the East
and West Of this country was finished yesterday on
the Staten Island Cricket ground in blazing hot
weather. On the previous day the Fast had scored
1914 to the Vests 100 in the first innings and the
former had scored 1875 for wckcts in their second
Thirty more runs put on by the remaining four
wckets thus LEAVING the West 1873 TO get to Win.
The fine bowling Of Paccy and wicket keeping of
Bromhead, who disposed of four men, and the fielding
Of Archie Thompson completely palayzcd The visitors
and they were all out for GS runs, losing the match
by ia runs. The full is-East 2Ol West, W.
TIE ORANGE LAWN TENNIS TOURNAMENT
The Orange Lawn Tennis Club continued It's tournament
Yesterday at MonrOse The final will come OF to-day.
when large company is expected The score yesterday
Doubes-Frst round-C Sands, Westchester and II. A.
TAYLOR Weschester, beat S. NJ. Colgate, Orange and
W. A. Brown, 6-5, ca; c. Hobart Ncw-York, and A.
w. Post Columbia College, beat p ID. Chase, west
chester and f. Hoppin, GO, SO, ca
Singles-S. Gould beat Colgate G-1, Go Grimm beat
F. 4. Wright 40. 6-1. Fna-Gould beat Griffin 80,
CO CO. ca. CO c. G-3, and Gould became winner
OF the second prize for singles.
snges-Third round-TTevor and Taylor beat Post and
Miller. Taylor is making a good struggle for finish
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-23
CHARTER OAK PARK RACES.

Hartford Conn, June 22.-Therc was good AZ
tendance at Charter Oak Park to-day, In spite oil the
terrible heat. The first race called, the 219 ella S.
proved somewhat exciting, although it was finally won
by the favoritc Favonia. EOsalind WilLcs took the
third and fourth heats, making in the third the fastest
time Of the meeting, 2:17, which Is undoubtedly
better record than It intended she should get.
Between the races W. c. DAILY drove his oh. g.
Farmer Boy an exhibition mile In company with
runner A warming up mile was taken In 2:22 L.
the last quarter being made in 80 IA seconds Inc
exhibition mile was made in rs Ia, the last quarter
tbe came as before SO Ii seconds. This convinced
the most sccpticaL Many persons have seriously
doubted the correctness Of the time made In New lOtR
a few DAYS ago-the same As today-and were con
6dent that he could not make any such time. Farmer
Roy was a farm horse up TO eighteen months ago.
being used in plOughing. etc He was apparently nor
urged al all today and trottcd s1uarcly and steadily
He was sired by Thomas Jefferson O9i OF Addlc r.
pentcr Black Hawk mare sired by Flying Cloud lr
The concluding race of the meeting was the = IA
class rOttine and won by the iavorte, Palehcc,
I'm straight heats. There were originally tWonty-0
entries in this class including Foger and Farmer Boy
but nearly all Withdrew, leaving only four starters,
and greatly lcsscning the interest In the race
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HARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC

TODAY.
SIM rise. 425 Sets 7,31 Noon sets Ais MooEs ID
4 N-sandy NOOK. 7Ui GOV Isrd 7:23 Nell date gil2
p l-Sandy 7:lS dow Isrl 1887 Hell cate, V26
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SIXTH RhCE-H1GH WEIGHT HANDICAP. ON
MILE ON THE GRASS.
JocKEY STONE May Ride no MORE.

JVNhEf VIVNF9 WHI I1IJT NO 'HVINr"
Cooley Stone, the jockey known to every race
gocr as "Kahns Niger" pleads not guilty TO the
charge Of numbering Ernest Miller, q bartender, at
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wEsrCHEsTER. COUNTY.

were entered by sneak thieves last night ana properly
OF considerable value was stolen
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Announcements

Announcements
ARE You GOING Abroad
Itso you will find bottle OF -
DR. ToBIAs's VENETIAN LINNENr
worth its weight gold pain destroyer 1t has no eqna
besides being take internally In cases OF diar
rhna and dysentery 1t is warranted perfectly harmless
few drops purify the impure water sold by all
druggiss Price rs and so cents Depot 40 Murrayst.,
Ncw.York
BRrMMELL's Carame!s, Rich. Mellow. Deli
cous Name on wrapper Wholesale House BOB and 80
raud.sL Branches S3l Bway West l4thst, 29S 6lhave
HENRY A. DANIELS, NJ. d.,
$40 l26rH5r
o Geuito-Ur organs
Impotonco and sterity Hours-S TO II. 5.toS
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DETAILS OF THE RACING

FIRST RACE-SwEEPSTAKES. s25 EACH. ec5o
ADDED SPECIAL WEIGHTS SEVEN FUR
LONGS.
Davis Halls b. m Bess by Fadadeen Betsey.
W b. Jsnningss CHI m Teie Doe g. us CFitzparickJ
Dryer Bro,heIs' Dr. c. Bsllston, 3 100 gfalmep 3
f P mI,eSs, e h Rapne ia ira HsyTS
+. Gebhsrd's b. g. Volunteer, T. 108 Nv. Donohuc)
s. w Streets CHI C. Niagara, 3 III (sheridan)
Excelsior Stables CHI g. Bronzomarte 4, los MARTINI
Tme-1 rs IL
Betting 10 win-Teie Doe IL TO 10 Bess to l. Rapine
to l. James A. II15 TO ], Bason 90 to l. Bronzomare
20 10 T. Volunteer 80 TO i, Niagara to ].
even, Telie Doe TO s.
Auction pools-Tele Doe ESQ., Bess s4o, RapIne ESQ.,
1eld $50.
Mutuais-Bess straight paid 900 TO- place ss SIS; Tee
Doe place SO so.
Bess was first of. but Telie Doe passed her at the
furong post and gaining lead Of length and hail.
made the running head OF the homestreeh Bess
fell back to fourth place the turn and appeared TO be
beaten but again in the last quarter and won
rather easily by half length, Teie Doe second under
the whip, a length before Ballston. third
SECOND RAcE-sPRING STAKES. Two-YEAR
oLDs s75 EACH, 1900 ADDED. SIX FURLoNGs.
Dwyer Brothers BIZ. Aurans by virgil, Ann da hie
n ~ Waldcns eh. c. Harrisburg. us (Iittlehcldj
3 s. Browns b. c. J. A. b., lis lChurch) :
I. c. Dlunrs b. C. Seymour I15 fiGGp psren
3. B. Morriss b. {, Lueerne. 1I2 Eilke)
Time-1 10
Betting to winSeymour To i, AufsAa ~ 10 = D. n D.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1888-03-17

Enough has been said to show that the
power of Niagara can be transmitted to a
distance of twenty-five miles with great
saving over steam, and with improvements
in storage batteries and electro-motors this
distance can be increased with economy to
100 or $50 miles. With further improve
ments in dynamo, and insulating material,
to permit tn, use Of currents OF higher in
tensity, the economical distance may be still
further increased"
Now this is not so far behind Col Henkle's
claim, is it! All we need is en- Improvement
three times as great as Professor Rhodes'
greatest concession, TO reach New York city.
All the scheme lacks is time ami money, and
some more inventions. Incidentally it may
be added that the Buffalo Telephone cX-
change is operated by electricity generated
here.
Among the most curious contrivances is
one of which l send you drawing, repre-
senting three scows or fatboats hung on the
very edge of the falls, with ''flutter mills
attached. Another genius sends curiously
complicated plan for buckets or paddles on an
endless chain, ITO offer no resistance coming
up, but catch all tho force going down"
In conclusion it may be said that, while
the great deep cut tunnel, lately described,
will utilize immense water power, to he use1
here, the problem Of transmitting the power
to Buffalo or elsewhere is not yet solved OF
course, no man who appreciates the possibili-
ties of science will say the plan is impracti-
cable, or even improbable; and the projectors
have this encouragement, as pronounced by
those best acquainted with the subtle fluid
"All things are possible with electricity"
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he is liable, next time he takes cold, to have
relapse and join Jumbo in the angel men,
agerie.
During Mr. Crowleys illness the daily
papers of New York kept the frcnzied public
well informed as to the progress Of the dread
disease, the mental and physical condition OF
the simian being almost rs closely watched
as that of Danny Driscoll during his last
hours. The bulletin boards at Printing
House square displayed the name and status
of the sick monkey in immediate juxtaposi-
ton to that of Bismarck and his famous
speech in the reichstag,
This goes to show that Mr. Crowley is an
individual, so to speak, of national import
ance; hence, a few remarks on the subject
are certainly not uncalled for, just at this
crisis.
For several years past Mr.. Crowley has
been the great attraction ut Central park,
and he has been seen by tens of thousands OF
visitors free of charge There are other ami
mails i'm New York, to see which has cost the
average stranger quite little sum of money
New York visitors have paid very large
sums to see the elephant. Strangers whose
curiosity has led them to see the tiger, have
had to telegraph to distant friends and rela
tives for funds, and have departed from New
York in deplorabie condition. No man
ever got the headache from seeing Crowley,
which is greatly to his credit.
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IN Extraordinary Phenomenon.

n. other term than the above would ap
plv to The ,man who could seq her von'h
FIJI ;" autv fading away without psng o'
regre'. Many woman hecom"s m~mr
fura'y old aud haygsrd hacnnsa of fur
tioi nj derangement What u pity thM all
s,n h 20 not know that DR.. pierc-'s Favor
tie p scriptinn will restore their org,ns t
a no ~ al 81 ,te, anil make them yon'hful
and u autifil once m ,r-. To the Ills ~
which the Il ,uyhte If Eve are peculiarly
lishl the "PlescriDtlon' is s"ereisn
rene y. 1t is the only medicine sid by
druggist under a positive guar .n'e@ from
the msn factur rs, that 1t will give 'ati.
factO In ever, case, or money vii! he re-
tur,e See q, arantee ON bottle wrapper.
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One of Times Eeyen.es.

1t is noticed as n curious coincidence that
mouse built with money earned by villifying
Americans should be run as an American
boarding house. This house is the Villa Troll
lope, in Florence, which was built by Mrs
TrolloPe, the mother of Anthony and T.
Adolphus. from the sale of her book, THE
Domestic Manners of the Americans But
The w.irIisiS Of time has brought in his re-
cengc, and the Americans who visit Florence
now sit with their feet out of the front win
dows of her own house, or nurse their babies
on the Doorstep. At least that is what they
do at home, if we are to believe Mrs. Troll
iope, and why sho, 4 they not DO the saIle
abroad i-Cficoso iIcrasd-
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A Babe IN the House l..

Is the source of much sunshine and joy,
bringing many dark cloud and lighting
many a heavy load-but joys continual
abide only In healthy body. The Creator
with great wisdom has distributed over the
earth vegetable remedies for every Ill Ct
human kind. This marvellous labratory re,
veals its secrets to man Only by long and
searching labor. Few men have attained
greater success than Or. K. V. Pierce; nor
devised for suffering humanity n greater
production than his Golden Medical Dis
Covery," the unfaiIing remedy for con-
sumption In lis earlier stages. rs we'll MS
for chronic nasal catarrh, scrofula, tumors,
and all blood disorders.
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Young man, you had better not try 10

Young man, you had better not try 10
flirt with pair of haz-l ewes. Ii is u
waste OF tir and dangerous. They are
less susceptiblble than the blue, and when
once deceived do not pine away 10 grief,
hut rally for revenge and take il OUT in
scorn. If you tarkie them you had bitter
go 10 to win or leave the country. Ami
while think of IL | II make another r.
mark. When you WOO, and win, and wed,
YOU had better keep on wOoing and win
ming afterwards or leave the country. u
tnkps power of love TO do them.-AtLnta
Constitution.
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According to the most learned savants,
there is reason to believe that Mr.. Crowley is
near relative Of the human race, if he does
not actually belong to it. While there is
some doubt as to man sprnging from
monkey, there can DO none as to a boy spring
ing from monkey, for have seen several
boys do it. They sprang from the monkey
because he was vicious and tried to bite
them. As this fact was not known to some
Of the learned savants, take this occasion to
call their attention to it. 1t is supposed by
some that there is missing link between
man and the monkey. At one time Oscar
Wilde was supposed to be the missing link,
but he has been showed from his proud posi-
ton by Mr.. Crowley,
The most casual observer must have noticed
the startling resemblance between Mr. Crow
ley and the modern dude. A dude is not cred
tied with sufficient intellect to become in
sane but when one Of them stands near
CrOwley's cagc, he. the dude, looks as if he
was beside himself 1t is, however, due to
Crowley to state that if there is any intellect
ual difference it is in Crowley's favor.
The facial resemblance between some men
and the chirnpan2ee is too pronounced to be
accidental I know, for instance, an aged
school teacher, with side whiskers and long
convexity of upper lip, who convulsed his
class by saying: Nov, young gentlemen
while l proceed to explain the peculiarities
Of the monkey please keep your eyes fixed
on me-"
A little girl, who had just paid visit to
Crowley, on entering dry goods store
clappel her hands, and pointing to one Of
the clerks, said: Mamma, look at Mr.. Grow
ley's brother; he knows how to smile and
tries to look pretty already"
The average monkey is very intelligent.
There is no instance ON record of q monkey
blowing out the gas, or writing anonymous
letters to the editor of a newspaper He is
quick, like the cat, to Jump at conclusions;
he usually jumps at his own conclusion. The
monkey is not only bright, but no is very
affectionate. He easily becomes attached to
man. There is no other animal except the
leech, or perhaps the bulldog, that attaches
itself SO firmly to man. The monkey can be
taught to feed from his masters hand, and
know of one case where the animal fed from
his masters leg.
Mr.. Crowley's illness first began with dry.
hacking cough, which sounded like boy
pounding an empty barrel, or a coon dog
barking up a hollow log. These discourage
ing symptoms increased, and at one time t
was feared that hysteroepilepsy with trance
complications would set in, but he was
allowed to refresh the inner monkey, SO to
speak, with a little moasses and rum, and
the crisis was switched Off and side tracked.
as it were However, the fever still re-
manned, and increased to such an extent that
it was feared that he would he simultaneously
cured of that other fever peculiar to the
human race, generally known rs "life's fitful
fever