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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
READ THIS, NERVOUS SUFFERERS.



Have you dyspepsia, indigestion, constipa-
ton, kidney and liver disease? Every hour
You neglect thcm may take years from your
lllc.
Have you nervousness, weakness nervous
debility, sieeplessness, and exhaustiony Every
Ieat OF your heart Is but funeral march
toward your grave
Have you neuralgia, rheumatism, epilepsy,
palpitaton, tho tobacco or morphine habity
Any one OF these is liable at any moment to
take your heart in it's deadly grasp
Have you headache, loss OF memory, numb
ness, trembling, prckly sensation, cold feet, or
WEAKNESS of the limbsy The sword OF Damo-
cles Is sus pended above you, for Just so sure
as you neglect these symptoms, Just 30 sure
will paralysis, insanity, prostration, or death
follow
Save yourselves from these alarming results
while there is yet time by the use of that most
wonderful discovery for the nerves, Dr.
Greene's Nervura Nerve Tonic, which is a per-
feet and complete cure for all the above dis
eases Pronounced the greatest medical dis
covery OF the century.
IL will take away your nervousness and
make your nerves strong and steady. III you
are weak, tired, and exhausted, IL will ma 10
you strong and vigorous. 10 will cure your
indigestion aud dyspepsia, give you an aappe-
tite, regulate your bowels, kidneys, and liver.
1t will give you natural and refreshing sleep,
stop all palpitatlon of the heart trembling
numbness headache, and neuralgia pains Ii
ID perfect specl1c for nervous debility and
exhausted nervous vitality. Ii is the best
spring tonic, invigorator and restorative in
existence, for il makes the weak strong, in
vigorates the tired and overworked brain
nerves the weary limbs, and restores health,
strength and vitality.
Do not fail to use this wonderful remedy,
aud you are sure OF cure For sale by all
druggists at 81 per bottle IL your druggist
does not have II he will get II for you. Insist
upon having DR.. Greenos Nervura Nerve
Tonic. It's discoverer, DIR. Greene, is tho great
specialist in nervous diseases, of 35 West 18th
st, New York. who can be consulted free OF
charge, personally or by letter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Etching Glass.

An easy and effective way to etch
glass is by the following process
"First, heat the glass evenly in sand
bath and then rub it over with purified
beeswax. If the glass is hot enough,
the wax will melt and be diffused over
the entire surface. Set aside the plate
to cool The design to be put upon
the glass should be drawn boldly in
very black lines upon piece of paper
and attached TO the unwaxed side of
the glass. The pattern is then traced
through the wax with pointed instru-
ment, taking care to clear away all the
wax in the lines. When the design is
finished, put some coarsely powdered
huor spar in vessel together with
quantity of sulphuric acid. AS
soon as they are Incorporated the YES
sci is slightly heated and the glass
placed over the vessel with the wa ed
side down. when the fumes of the acid
begin to rise they attack the unpro-
tected surface of the glass, and in about
half an hour the plate can generally be
removed from its steam bath. When
the wax is scrapel off the design will
be found perfectly etched on the sur
face"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
''Nasal Voices, Catsrrh, and False
TeAth.v

prominent English woman says the
American women ell have high, shrill, nasal
voices aud false teeth
Americans don't like the constant twitting
they get about this nasal twAng. and yet 1t Is
fact caused by cur dry, stimulating atmos-
phere and the universal presence OF catarrhal
dificultiea
But why should so many of our women
have false teethy
That 10 more Of poser TO the English. II
10 quite impossible TO account for it except on
the theory Of deranged stomach action,
caused by imprudence in eating and by want
OF regular exercise
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere prevail and
end in cough and consumption, which are
promoted by mal-nutrition induced by de-
ranged stomach action. The condition Is \
modern one, one unknown TO our ancestors
who prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and
consumption by abundant aud regular use OF
what is now known as Warmers Log Cabin
Cough aud Consumption Remedy and Log
CABIN Sarsaparilla, two old-fashioned stand
ard remedies handed down from our ances-
tors, and now exclusively put forth under tho
strongest guarantees OF purity and efficacy by
the world-famed makers of Warmers safe
cure. These two remedies plentifully used as
the spring and summer seasons advance give
\ positive assurance Of freedom, both from
catarrh and those dreadful aud, II neglected,
inevitable consequences, pneumonia, lung
troubles and assumption, which so generally
and fatally prevail among our people
Comrade Eli Fisher Of Salem, Henry Coun-
ty, Iowa, served four years in the late war,
and contracted disease called consumption
BY the doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages.
After using Warmers Log Cabin Cough and
Consumption RENE iy, he says, under date Of
Jan 10Th, 1855: Il do not bleed at the lungs
any more, my cough does not bother me, and
do not have any more smothering spells !"
Warmers Log Cabin Rose Cream cured his
wife Of catarrh, and she is Sound and we'll .
or course we do not like 10 have our women
called nose takers and false teeth owners,
but these conditions can be readily overcome
In tho manner indicated
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
THE ELECTRO MASSAGE INSTRUMENT
CURIOUS REMARKABLE INVENTION
Which by oiona ate and the same Time
ELECTRICITY MASSAGE, MANIPULATIONS
KNEADING, RUBBING, ROLLING FRICTION
AND MAGNETIC CURRENTS,
For the Cure Nervous Chronic Painful and Weakening Diseases


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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
You Can't Make a Samson

Out OF an attenuated dude, with meagre legs,
pigeon chest, and slight cough. But a man
or woman to whom constitutional yigor has
been denied can get 1t to very considerable
extent by the persistent use in regularly pro-
portioned, alternated doses. OF Americas chief
tonic, Hostetters Stomach Bit.ers. 10 the
nerves and muscles Of the stomach that GENT al
invigorant imparts tone, and TO it's operations
regularity The proximate result is thoroug n
digestion and complete assimla alton OF the
food, and the ultimate sequence. blood fertile
with the elements of muscular tissue, n healthy
appetite, nightly rest unimpaired and a disap-
pearancs OF the nervous symptoms 10 which
etiolated invalids are always subject and
festations OF serious organic disease, and dose
accordingly. In diseases OF the kidneys and
bladder, always excessively weakening. and
plaint use the Bitters.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Oualiiy Superior TO Ouautity.

My DEAR" said a New York man tc
his wife, after perusing the evening
paper, "are you aware of the fact tina
mans brain weighs three and a hall
pounds?"
"You've just read that, haven't
you?"
"Yes."
well, doesn't that article say tina,
a woman's is somewhat lighter
at certainly does"
And it also informs you that won.
ans brain is of much finer quality ?"
"Yes."
well, then, Just concentrate your
Observation-Disclosures intellect on that
scuttle, and figure out how much il
will weigh after you bring it up full of
coal from the cellar"
The man with the great head depart.
ed for the lower regions in search oil
information.-T'e.rds S9tinqs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Little POlly's Criticism.

Little Polly, five years old, who can
not read a word, is busily making be-
lieve read aloud common topics from
the newspapers in the shape of small
items. Suddenly looking up and see
ing every one watching, she throws the
paper down with disgust, and jumping
up exclaims:
what stuff they do put in the pa
pers, anyway i"-Boston Globe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
0ninm SnitS John.

There is hardly single Chinaman
among the Chinese denizens of this
city who has ever fallen into the liquor
habit, and policeman who patrols the
Chinese quarter says he never yet saw
a drunken Chinaman. There are more
Americans of both sexes who have
taken up the Chinese opium habit than
Cinnamon who have been seized with
the alcoholic mania of the Americans.
-NeU York Sun.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
A Nice Distinction

s3ridget, the house is very cold. l
really think the furnace must be out. l
wish you would see if it is. "
Bridget saw and reported to the lady
of the house:
"Sure, mum, the furnace is all right.
The house grew colder, and again
the mistress referred to Bridget.
Are you sure the furnace is not
out? ?" inquired the lady, anxiously.
Sure / am, mum. The furnace is
there all roight. It's the fire that's out,
mum. "-DetroH Free Press.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
A Numerical Misunderstanding.

Mormon Elder Ito shoe dealer)-"I
want to get pair of shoes for my
wife"
Shoe Dealer sir. What I'M
Der, please?"
Mormon Elder--"Severteen."
Shoe Dealer-"Seventeen Great
Brigham, sir, we haven't shoes that
largep
Mormon Elder (sternly)-"Pm not
speaking of the number of the shoe, sir,
but of the number of the wife. "-Nelc
York Sun.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Hoods SarsapariIIa

For Arstclass spring medicine my wife and both
think very highly of Hoods Sarsaparila, We both
took It last spring 1t did great deal Of good and
felt better through the hot weather than be-
fore. II cured wife of sick headache, from which
she has suffered great deal. and relieved me OF a
dizzy. tired feeling. think every ought 10 take
something TO purify the blood before the hot weather
comes on. aud shall certainly take Hoods sarsa-
parilla this spring., J. II. Peirce, Supt Granite
Railway Co., Concord, n. II.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Spring Medicine

Nearly everybody needs reliable spring medicine
TO expe the impurities which have accumulated in
the blood during the winter 10 keep up strength
the warm weather comes on, create an appetite and
promote healthy digestion. Hoods Ssrsaparilla is
the most popular and successful Spring MediciIe.
Try 1t this spring and you will be convinced OF its
peculiar merit.
For Ave years was sick spring. but last year
took Hoods Sarsaparlla and have notseen a sick day
since" CIV SLOAN, Milton, Mass.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

Liver Oil on account of its unpleasant taste.
This difficulty has been overcome in SCOTS
Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos-
phites 1t being az palatabe as milk, and the
most valuable remedy known for the treat
ment Of Consumption, Scrofula and Bron-
chiti-, General Debility Wasting Diseases of
Children, Chronic Coughs and Colds, has
caused physicians in all parts Of the world to
take it with pleasure Try Scotts Emulsion
and be convinced
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
GREAT EXCITEMENT
At the Valley City Mills, Which the Fore
man Explains as Follows.

DEAR FRIEyD-Yours of the 26th instant
was received, and l beg pardon for not an
swering it sooner The fact is am working
day and night; have not been as we'll in tf-
teen years That trouble with my stomach
and the rheumatism which nearly killed me
has been entire y cured by Hlbbards Rheu-
matte Syrup and Plasters. Mother is now
taking il, aud thinks there is no medicine in
the world equal TO it A w. THOMPSON,
Valley City Mills, Grand Rapids, Mich
Dec 20 1881
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

A SAN Francisco man who refused
to pay a bill of 1886. 80 for twenty-five
hours work put on his teeth, was sued
by the dentist for the amount. The
court cut the charges down to $40,
which the defendant willingly paid.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

trough ON ITCH" Ointment cures Skin HUI
mors, Pimple~, Flesh Worms, Ring Worm, letter,
Salt Kh 4um, Frosted Feet, Chilblains, Itch, Ivy
Poison, BARRIERS Itch, Scald Head, Eczema soc.
Druggists or mail l. s. Wells, Jersey City, n. j.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkles
or ageing of the skin by using LEAURELLE OIL
Preserves youthful, plump, fresh condition OF
the features transparent alabsster skin, 81.
Druggists or oxp. T. S Wells, Jersey City, Nj
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

AN all-around wag has placed the
following placard over his coal-bin /:
Not to be used except in case of fire.
The cooks relatives are in conster-
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

PLINY attributes the invention of soap
TO the Gauls. If he attributed it to the
Turks he would be regarded as an unrelia-
BILE historan.-Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

TROUGH ON RATS" for rats, mice, bugs. 15c
@RoUGHoN CATARRH" Only absolute cure. SOC
sRoUGH on CoRNs" Hard or soft corns. 15c
@RoUGH ON TooTHACHE" Ins slant relief. 15c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

THE first regular drama acted in
Europe. according to Voltaire, was the
"Sophonisba," of Trissim, at Rome,
l515
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

Night Clerk-Sleep on top of the
bed; it doesn't cost any more.-Hdr-
rQrd LdnpOOn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

As THE bee is the emblem of thrift and
industry, it is not likely 10 get into the
socialistic bonnet.-Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

ROUGH ON PILES Quick, complete cure. SOC.
BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Remedy. ST.
WELLS HEALTH REVIEWER for weak men.
WELLS HAIR BALSAM. II gray. gradually
restores color; elegant tonic dressing. Soc
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

DON'T overfeed. Everything given 10
fowls should be picked up clean.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
ConsumptIon Surely Cured.

To the Editor Please inform your roader
that ] have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. By it's timely use thousands o
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
shall be glad 10 send two bottles OF my remedy
FREE 70 any Of your readers who have consump
ton il they will send mo their Express an,
p O. address. Respectfully,
I. A. SLOCUM NJ. c.. Isl Pearl St. n. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

A CALIFORNIA paper heads selections
from Joaquin Miller, walk in Wisdom. "
-Terds Siftin1s.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28
Many People Refuse to Take Cod

WHY is baker like a beggar? He
kneads bread.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

IT never reduces tho size OF claim
against the Government to file it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-03-28

For strengthening and clearing the voice,
use s.ESrOwn's Bronchial IrOches.s
81 have commended them TO friends who
were public speakers, and they have proved
extremely seryiceable Rec HeHry Yard
Hllch.r
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-09-07

We are IN favor Of rc-openiny the Carson
Niut for coinage AVID raising he wages OF is
emnlose- the ard paid 5v me last Re-
pubisan 2dminis ration.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-09-07

II Is the dirty Of the State tn uaaintiin fee
nen-sert;ri n scioos ia the rural AID splrsely
sest ell distric sls y.l asih towns an thic sly
settles sections and thef such division Of the
school money sh,ad b. made IS vii furnish
he means of .usation TO ali eli dren ir the
state.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-09-07

We demand the restoration Of the mail ssr-
vice in s'is state to thf efficiency mainta by
the last Republican Administration, ans far,.r
the payment of far wages to all postal EN-
eyes.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-09-07

mall services, with refcsins t. sign The necessa
| rs bill f.r the Improve rneiit # rivers an har-
tors, wi us.nS the POKER Of his alministra-
t;onto prevent appfol riations for . navy and
coast isfenssr. With stremptins to destroy tbs
! protective tariff with ariia- the good wiz of
(. o.her nltjeas At 8as ex9erss II TIE ct zen of
lie United states, aai Nth joiai.v thsfareign
bonlaodsfs 10 dem snetize silver ani d astfoy
@ industries Of orr c ciun-ry, and for The re-
le-.ion %. vrlscs.o D ths sfias empIoyes t Car
sen. f,r ciosinc the C rson 'iint, ~',en It was
not only elisa. al iiny but source of evenue
no tbs C,4eram lat. FOR rs cont iaptuaus veto
Of nensioa bi.s for the lisf ai disabled s1l-
ers md .au IS, ana f1e failing TO construct
the Government building a. Car as required.
".
We are in favor Of the absoiute exclusion of
Caiuese, an tie res-ric in OF immigration by
which tae present oysrehirsed coadisia Of the
ah,r market is made wlrse. aud also fav)rles
IS a,ion b. which 81 ision of our nlturaiiza
ton and land laws may be accomplished.
We demand, in behalf of rr various indus
tiles. the re.ention If The duties o. al, horax.
s,ia, hides aud leather, asd to restore the ar
iG of 1857 oD wool.
Resefred. : bat we recognize the right of Ia
Dor To OF anizs for is l.. full protection.
VII.
We favor lihara appropriations by Congress
for IA, autographed and taposraph ca surveys
ia this state T. the nj D. at the vase waters
may be preserved for ,le purpose of irrigation.
VIII.
We endorse tn. wise and conse -vative admin
is;raiioa of Governor c. @ stevenson. and We
he sItiiy co nmend he able eff rts Of senators
) .wart and Jones and Representative Wood
burn n b. haf ol the interests Of the people Of
this State.
We favor the granting to New da Of all Gov
II providing mems for irrigation and her
We favor the reduction Of the Treasury sur
pus b, the y ymens cf nsi ,ns 70 Mon l.
liers their widows and orphans, the improve
ne I Of rive aud harbors, the building ii de-
lens 5 tor on s-i-cnast-. the erec ion Of rubl'c
B ildings. the creation Of navy, the pu chase
4 bonds and { repeal Il the Internal reyeaue
avs taxing ,o5acco.
II is the dirty Of the State to raintain Tee
l,I,-seet.ri N SC ioo's ia the rural AID spirseiy
Ie,t ell distric y.l asih towns an thic sly
etile- sections and ihtf sue, u division Of the
cAool moaey sh,ad b. made as viii furnish
he means of c ueation TO ali eli dren ir the
,,atc.
We are In favor Of rc-openiny the Carson
'iut for coinage AVID raising he wages OF is
mploye- {. the : card paid bv ne last Re-
'ub ian 2dminis, ration.
XII.
We demand the restoration Of th. mail SER
ice in s'is state to tn efficiency manta by
he last Republican Administration, ans far.r
he payment of fair wages to all postal EN-
eyes.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1888-09-07
The Appetite

May be increased, the Digestive organs
strengthened, and the bowels regulated
by taking Ayers Pills. These Pills ar
| purely vegetable in their composition.
They contain neither calonel nor any
other dangerous drug, and may be taken
with perfect safety by persons of all ages.
I was great sufferer from Dyspepsia
and Constipation. I had no appetite.
and was constantly afflicted with Head
ache and Dizziness. / consulted our
family doctor, who prescribed for me, al
! various times, without atforling moro
than temporary relief. / finally com.
menced taking A~er's Pills. In shoxt
time my digestion and appetite
IMPROVED
my bowels were regulated, and, by tho
time 1 finished two boxes CT these Pills
my tendency to headaches had disap-
peared. and became strong and WE'LL
Darius II. Logan, Wilmington, Del.
I was troubled, for ever year, vita
Loss of Appetite, and General Debility.
/ commenced taking Ayers Pills, and,
before finishing half a box Of this medt-
cine, my appetite and strength Were rs-
stored. &C. o. Clark, Danbury, Conn
Ayers Pills are the best medicine
known to me for regulating the bOWelA
and for all diseases caused by adisortered
Stomach and Liver. / suffered for over
three years with Headache, Indigestion,
and Constipation. l had noappetite, and
was weak and nervous most OF the time.
BY USING
three boxes Of Ayers Pills, and at tho
same time dieting myself, was conn
pletely cured. My digestive organs are
now in good order, and / aTa IN perfect
health. p. Lockwood, Topeka, Fans.
Ayers Pills have benefited me Tsosdar-
fully. For months | suffered aroI1 lldi-
gestion and Headache, was restless. at
night, and had bad taste in my rnoita
every morning. After taking one box
OF Ayers Pills, all these troubles dis
appeared, my food digested well, and
my sleep was refreshing. = Ieary O.
Heminenway, Rockport, Mass.
was cured of the Piles by the use OF
Ayers Pills. They not only relieved mo
of that painful disorder, but give me in
creased vigor, and restored my health. -
John Lazarus, st. John, II. 3. tt
Ayers Pills,
Prepared by DR.. j. @. Aver s. Co., Lowell, MaA
Sold by al Druggists and Dealers in Medici2s.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-10-10


TnE New York Tei5une has made a
complete canvas Of that State by its rep
r~eseniaiives, and the result appeared in
the issue Of that paper for Tuesday Of
last week, and it was appropriately en-
titled The Revolt Against Free Trade,
taking up twelve broad columns in giving
the names Of prominent Democrats who
have revolsed against President Cleve-
lands policy, and statements from clubs
showing large accessions from the opPo-
sition. 1t was such a formidable array OF
facts as could not fail TO carry dismay TO
the hearts Of Democrats. and a cores
ponding feeling OF satisfaction TO Repub-
LEANS. If the election was TO take place
to-day New York would give Harrison
and Morton 10000 majority, and indica-
tions point rather TO an increase in the
popular tide in their favor than a stop
ping Of what seems to be the irresistible
determination Of the people 10 sustain
the system of Protection to American in
terests even shonld the last vestige Of the
Democratic party be wiped out in doing