The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-03
BRIGHT BITS.

MOONLIGHT NIGHTS have long been recognized
as the proper time for love-making. In fact,
cloudy nights don't dew at all.-Ierre Hdute
Express.
(WHICH boat shall we take, daughters"
Let us take the mail steamer of course. /
should feel so much safer from pirates and
things on male boat.-Ocedn.
COUNTRY MnusrER-Lit boy, what will
your father say to your fishing Sunday?
Little boy-If you kin wait a mint he'll tell
you He's just gone to dig more bait.-LUe.
A BURGLAR committed suicide in one of the
grace of being the only one of his craft who
ever was caught by Chicago policeman.
Chicago Mail.
A CORRESPONDENT wants Philadelphia news
paper to publish the names of every one that
gets drunk, but the editor naturally objects to
issuing an eight page supplement every day
No'Ttstotcn Herald
band down with errands and bundles as he left
her in the morning, and now she has pair of
beautiful notified wings and is sweetly singing
with the angels.-JUdge.
"MIsTAH FARLEY, guess de baby's swallowed
some rat pizen, an ma fought maybe you'd
know wot was good fur it
wy, chile, yo' glib it an anecdote right
away!"-Harper's Bazaar.
WHAT is Singles running for?"
II didn't know that he was running for any
thing"
"Oh, but he is, then. saw him going to
church last Sunday. Boston Transcript.
LOOK HERE! See. this placard, 'Goose-liver-
sausagesr Have you ever eaten any,"
Well, don't know. Goose have eaten and
liver, also sausage have eaten goose-liver
ssausages? No, think not!''-Fliegende Blat
ter.
STRANGER Ito shabby ndividlaD-Are you the
janitor of this building?
No, sir; that well-dressed gentleman with
the plug hat is the janitor."
Who are you?H
Il am the proprietor here "-Lincoln Jour
nal
WHY did you invite the landlord and the
doctor here, Edward?"
ITO pacify them. You know we owe them
BOTH
We'll, they have accepted your invitation
Both are here and both have brought their bills
with them. Life.
FoREIGNER-Why do you call that man
Honest Jimf"
He was once treasurer of this county, and had a
chance to run off with a whole years DOODLE
but the honest old fellow took only $3.50, OOO. -
Philadelphia Record.
THE gentlemanly dry goods clerk met the
| popular shoe salesman emerging from saw
| ings bank, and did not attempt to disguise his
surprise 20, always visit that benefcent in
stitution twice month, a." explained the popu-
lar shoe salesman; once TO put in money and
| once to take it out. '-BuGdlo Express
A NEWS ITEM SAYS: James Caxton was dan.
gerously wounded in his cooper shop" We
don't know on what portion of the human
anatomy the cooper shop is located-unless il
| may be in the lumbar region-but when man
| is dangerously wounded there he doesn't have
| far TO go to kick. Herald.
OLD LADY Ito Harlem boy)-Is the game Of
ball over. sonny?
| Sonny-Nom; it's only In de fif' innin'. De
| Goatwilliams are over de fence changin' der
clothes fer ter kill er hoodoo. It's gittin' very
| late in de season, ma am, an ev'ry game fr1lm
now on is goin' ter be played fer blood.-Neu
| York sam.
| CosT OF KEEPING HoRsE.-New YORKER
| suppose horse can be kept very cheaply in
Texasg
Texan-That all depends on circumstances
stranger. A neighbor of mine had to pay pretty
| high for keepin boss
How soy
at cost him his life, and he didn't keep the
| boss long either. 1t was my boss he was tryin'
| to ep."-IeraS Stftings.