San Francisco vindicator., 1888-11-17
.sonle, and Remarks About
1O0 Them.

k0S Them.
]. ] people vho MAKE up The
i !, 7 me moon i uninhabited'
VI d I b news il The moon' Du' ~
'nsl s,.ts about few persons w.
N ~ ,after fashion) how thls
'ho1 N j getting along 10y see'
WI u. Dean Currie, IF Toronto Y
,.Dsa,. has come home frOm The
c'nhar lsar country m ana says publicly
~ nO oueen Victoria i loslng her
% ;aa and that there \ AZ incre"s-
niu on;nion among her subjects
as. u .be would do well In a6hlca1e
III 10 Albert Edward 4 show
ena s,sst. Mr.. Bull. She he's been
o,,.e, for ffty-one years. The boy
n u have a chance before he
Vs d. too old to enjoy it. He i
st.r-one s now and fat and paid
l.aded. Step lively, please, madam!
Prince Bismarck il sail to have
aoued his youth, to have quit
,:nR;pc bis horrid favorite mixture
\ champagne and porter, to haze
IN Of most Of his fat, and to
sbp Ike young lan'h
III Parnell's litigation with the
1ondou Times is likely TO take UP 2
,sr long time; some say year. It
] rlIeost Mr.. Parnell probably noth-
.uc He will have IA pay some
100000; and this sum Will be
,eised for him without doubt, most
lin America. There is good reason
tobelieve that both the legal and the
moral result the Of business will be
wholly in his favor and greatly tc
. the damage Of the big ugly domi-
neering Tory daily paper.
Mr.. Cleveland shows no signs ot
] agony or even Of discouragement al
liz failure to be reelected. Why
should be? He will have had his
full four years swing in the most
powerful position in all the civil
led world for the President Of the
s. United States as long as he is il
Office has more power than even the
n Gar Of Russia. He has acquired /
Il bvely wife, has Laid up some $75,OO(
81 wslOO,000, and Mrs. Cleveland i
nid to be worth half million
ad lis rronPsit ialazriar understood
to be after March 4th, 1889, to trav-
81 IN Europe with Mrs. Cleveland
for a year or two. We think that is
exactly the card we would play if
We held his hand and hers. "A
word in your ear, Mr.. Cleveland
when you are in Germany, consult
Prince Bismarck about the means
TO unfat yourself. You Will be a
great deal more comfortable, and
then Governor David B. Hill Of Few
York cant call you 90 fat sphinx"
Mrs Stanley, commonly called Big
Bertha, is still jailed in San Fran
CISCO. II fat is to count, she is q
greater parsonage even than Presi-
dent Cleveland. Fat scamps are not
COMMON, and Wilkie Collins's won
dertul fat villain Count Fosco, ii
Inc Woman in White" was q very
original conceit. But this shrewc
ehale tat rascal proves that Mr.
Colhnss intuitions were just. Jul
" Cesar, according to Shakes
learel, also thought villains were
can Bertha proves the contrary. She
aOt only too sharp for common
aks but seems likely to be toc
1afp Tor the courts. Her silly Vic.
Il uruhn, too, is trying to hell
n III he can, BY refusing to ap
y against her She may escap,
aaOut any damage except her de
aaon IN Jail. Her character i.
q those that can't be damaged
afcoal would make white mari
lit
aenerai Harrison's daily mai
Jumped up into enormity, ant
sald that an express wagon hac
Y Chartered to cart UP his house
Masses Of letters and sacks )
spapers that are piling in upol
And he has issued CIV Of ex
4 ss'ea distress in the shape Of a dis
N lor the Associated Press, thank
s'eryDody, and explaining tina
'oo short for answering. Cor
General we haven't sent WI
7 paper Or letter. Remem
las General, when thou comes
4 Y tAy kingdom.
asfe are three eminent Russian
- I mentioning. One il the Czal
= pefsonally one Of the strong
- A..n n Europe, and really 4 wei
IN. ruler; but lie has ID cer
,.ass Y AZ life from one hour !
sa. and the Late railroad acci
Ga Sa he barely escaped, it