Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1888-04-27
A RAcY BOOK.
aointiIlating with Sarcasm and brilliant
Truth.

Nep York Letter.
Char. l. "Has Maiaria;" goes TO Florida.
Chap. II. "Ovorworlsod;" Roos to Europe.
Chap. III. HIS Rhoumatism," goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
l haye road q toal Of sarcasm In my day
but never read anything equal TO tho sar-
casm contained In the above four chaptered
book, written by somo anonymous. l sus-
poet the experience portrayed 10 n personal
ono; tho author intlmatos as much on pagc
3l. Let me give you synopsis;
"Malarln" as 1t statos, lis tho cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up q
multitude Of Ill feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much caro- TO In
vestigato. II is also cover for such dis
cases as they can not cure. When they nd
viso their patient to travel or that he has
overworked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, 1t Is confession OF
ignorance or of inability"
"The patient goes abroad. The changeis
tonic and for time he feels better. Comes
home. Ficklo appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleoplessncss, irrita-
bility, tired feelings, and general unftnoss
for business arc succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks OF rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless Of all human
feolings.
at is muscular-in his back. Articular
in his joints. Inaammatory, myl how he
fears 1t will ny to his hcart
"Now OF ho goes to the springs. Tho
doctor sends him thorc, of course, to get
well; ut tho Same timo he does not really
want him 10 die on his hands
That would hurt his businessi
"Bcttcr for few days. Returns. After
q while neuralgia transfxes him. Ho
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia; !;
Inff t.tN
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; Ia
pale md finbby; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems TO go
wrong; becomes suspicious; mustors up
courage aud demands TO know what Is kill
ing himl
"Great hcavenw he cries, "why have
you kept mo so long in ignorancoi"
Because" SAID tho doctor, II read your
fate five years ago. Thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts."
Ho disnisscs his doctor, but too latel his
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of himi
The other day q we'll known Wall Streot
banker said to me ait is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming.
Two of my personal friends arc now dying
of 1t. But It is not incurable l an certain,
for my nephew WAS recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems TO me to be q wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
sented his government in foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares tho
valuo OF that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
"Ycs," said his father, az was very skep-
tical, but since taking that remedy tho boy
is we'll"
happen to know what II was that cured
the boy, for Gcnl. Christianson, Of Drexel,
Morgan Sc Co.'S, told mo that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure.'
Well, suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
i can not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physcans to the exclusion of 9TH
er remedial agencies. They have no monop-
oily over disease and personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
patients should go TO Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the uso Of any "un-
authorized means."