The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-04-26
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Netg isfslI sasr viib barge iest
Daat pae8 gepr beaa tsa ~ infs a.
ffttsAs aeaArt q . azasselas nan.
-o1etvsligs Goes "a sale 10 ssmmsf
bat ass tglsifus psaes spfns
TIE cbiY ma8 ~hs il REALLY issiihss
10 ~saiiae ias osnh u ihe isrEef Fo
Lia - - bsneaity
Asd nnu saty ssg! % iha ash - nv
amispaasiy hram iepd Ttls relieves
hsh q = sissi responsibility
Deg, srs ssi silguo3 10 pist ,bsai
compssY Tlsi "a stf yaa often see .
az ga aai saltiag sah - oeai Haa.
- B9hef O. eas,emsrl have sou beard
n tts IA trrsPs Brysa has a., istof'
custmes Way, ses uhss aid you sbare
tja, lssif
Caller Ra Na Il Ygsf sanshiers
ta.bssa h 81 A n - be cot Mrs. II ?
Nps u ,nar saf.sD Yes be is shout
$50 aeirt ~
L..tl4lss bfsi siriist isine ia ias
sAmr place Neither does mBle The
ressan II ,his is bseaass tho place Is never
lbsfe sfifr ths afst strike
MADAM, sa,a ibe namp. "Im huagry
sBousb 70 cas- raa dog Well, sbe re.
sposAed, hiodiy ssi'.bg tho solion 70 The
sori. "iii atisils soms up tgr you Tbs
rump left
"A good many arrs 10 newspspef Of
tees are reported noasdays from different
sections n toe caun,ry This seems to
iatleaie lhai tho spring poet has got
stpaed siib his words chat burn.
--"Mt L.. ssked professor 10 the
Maiaa State College, "wha. do you under.
siand by naturalization ?" Sir. s-Nst-
nfsliaAtiou i the process OF making for
eiga born psrson native Of the Uaited
States.
a bride saes gsi tsice st tho church
ceremony .bs other day, ADD the old nurse
ssid II vas good lack olher people said
IL wss bccsuse Der dress was cut too irop-
icslly Tor The temperature Of the edihce-
Mr. Pogs Dreadful weather. isn't
H. Mrs HiGy And one feels the cold 80
a, our sge. too Mrs Hihy- Oh, il seems
quite wsfm 70 ne. ! assure you. am
bclow frtgng 30 last March. you know.
~ lady adyeIlisss that she has "a fine,
airy. ssll.fnrnished bedroom for man
twelve feet square Everybody admircs
''sqnare uan, but one 50 very square as
this should be eyed With suspicion.
Old msn a. the head Of the s,sirs) -
Hasn't tbs, younR maa gone yet Clara :
Daughter No, papa; are We disturbing
you Ola man Yes, the silence down
there is oppressive.
--TeaebcE Tommy you may parse
college Tommy. Comm noun. third
persn. feminine gend Teacher. Fem.
inine geoderf" Tommy, "Yes'm; I'm par.
sin yassar College
Sir. ssii tht Judge, | commit you TO
Jail Tor itn Aars tor contempt Of court"
Better masrit tsnyears Judge, couldn't
begin TO get over my contempt in less
than that, was The response
"A Penusy lyauia man who went to Ne
braAka, wrote back 10 friend as follows:i
Oder premium q, your county fair next
fall Tor the biggest fool 10 the county and
will Try 70 be there"
A difIereuce: Husband sadly You
are NOT shai yon used TO be, Fannie
Wiie tsharply) OF course I'm not
used 10 be your bts, girl, but now an
your vile. snd il makes great sight OF
difference.
Il some sections Of the country the
modes, lawyers are pulling down their
shir giles and putting up their shutters for
lear their names will be mentioned 10
connection With the chief. justiceship Al
such times as these nobody is safe.
Mr. Epson Dosnes (seated by
!. sanger IA a earl What time is /, by
yonr watch, II you please 2 Stranger i "
dcut know Mr.. Epson Downes - Blu
you jaAt looked at it, Stranger Yes;
BDly wanted - see il II was still there o
"A boaFding. house mistress comts 10
Tor q great deal more cynicism than she
deserves. Uaieeling critics say Of hri
be-, she has her weak add strong poilis-
ihr urak poiui being her coffee aud the
strong po,ut Der butter
a tibet sas about to relieve Wall i
street operator Of bis handkerchief whei -
hystander called the la,ter's attention &c y
y hal vas going Oh. let him alone said
he ,roker. good LumofeiIy. I'VE all have :
10 begin 10 a small way down here" :
After one on tao gentle Efforts on the .
part Of The collector to awaken Deacon
Jopcs the minister said from the pulpit :.
Newer mind, Brother Lsyman; ss Des.
90 jpnes has net beard the sermen. per-
hsps !, souli Bol be rigb, to expect him
- pay bim fot u +
An almost Incredible story comes
fr.m Niehisaa, Itisto The ~ ci ihs,
= ool chopper went out into pine forest
Dc Other dsv. and cut down a hollos
rec aiihout aaains bear 80 il. The
ecsrds sbos ihat nothing o. The sort ever
ssppened beiate Ia that slate,
-onaha Rifi Dld you really go TO SO
La Toscs y Way The correspondents
.ii IL was ontrig~o8ss Immoral New
Iok sif Well IL isn'i aaite 50 bad AZ
bat, bus Il ihs same time, i Is 10. ibe
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