The Red Cloud chief., 1888-05-11

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"A friend in need" is doubtless =
good institution. but too many needy
friends keeps . fellow continually
brOke.-Ihe Colonel.
"A man who exercises 4 profound
influence over the Gar Is Ivan of Crun-
stadt. \ hermit priest. who is sail t"
perform miracles and whom the Car
frequently visits in h. mona>tic cell
Old man "a. the head of the sta:s>)
- Hasn't that Young MA gone YET.
Clara"" DauShter-"N". papa: are>
We disturbing you"9' Oil man-"ir~:
the silence down there is oppressive
" =. Sun.
"A New York physician SAYS thar
the -uillotine is the most comfortable.
death. Every doctor should have oue
in his Office and thereby save his pa
tients much suffering.-MianeepoiiS
Tribune.
Observation-Disclosures Frcncn
cOo1 doesn't know how to make minrr
pie" Curtis-"Wha, does Van paw
uiTI. AANtS 'llifu- SA'.pVt SCI -
Hes worth it."-Paiiadsiphia Cal.
Police JudSe-"Youn. man. vou
are charged with y~agraney." ''ir~.
and it's an outrage. I'm merely out of
employment after having worked ol
some Of the best papers in the conn
try" %. you're - newspaper man.
ehY" mo. sir: I'm y journaliS,."-
Linco'n Journal.
The claimant Of the authorSni? of
beautiful Snow also claims u be IN,
inventor Of roller skates; but people
have long ago become reconciieJ to tn.
fact that the claimants Of the muc.i-
claimed poem will claim about e;riy
thin. and any thing.-B1dJet.
"A man went into an editors Office
in Boston. Mass. one day lat week.
transacted his business in hall 4. irz-n
words. and left without Offering ans
advice whatever ~ to the coEduct Il
the paper. At last the editor
was very lOw.-IJd-B BIS.
"A square minister. After II "r
two gentle efforts Oh the part ri ;ir,
collector to awaken Deacon Jones. TN.
minister said from tine pulpit: ~E.v"'
mind. Brother Layman. As D-acnl
Jones has not heard the erm,n per-
hads it would no. be right To .vprt
him to pay any thing for it. "-Epoct-
"A Congressman dead a.ain>' w"r-
ans rights was talking t. a dcie-ai..
to the International Council nf Wonra.
why" he said. '.you women cant b.
men. You can't vote and YOU cant
fight" Can't fight. can't we?" 81.
sail. with = cold glare in her EYES.
'.You are n bachelor, amt you?:" y,
was.-CTitic.
Shelby! wasn't that 4 drrary
play? Not 4 Sleam Of hunnr in il.
But don't you think some of the >e-i"is
speeches were most effectivea2' e.
why shouldn't they be? The author
has had the best training in the wor;,l
for serious and tragic writin"."-Sh-
-..Indeed?:" He-"Yes; he was editor
Of an English comic paper for three
years."-Dstrol Free Press.
-She-''My darling. it seen such 4
little while since We entered this hous.
10 begin life together. The glad spring
had just begun. the air WIS vocal j
with birds anil fragrant with ilowcr~:
vet just think. it's almost 4 year" IL.
That's 50. received notice from
The landlord this morning that if 1
wanted to stay in this house I'd better
come around and renew the lease. HIS
going to raise the rent Oil me. ;o,.
les. It's nearly n year"
You accepted 4 story last wees"
ne said TO the editor. '.sent you hv nv
little daughter. aged fourteen. A. >w.
3 very uncertain in her spelling. AMI
7ery sensitive on the subject. she a>k..i
to look in AMI correct i, before srl
print il in your Children's Department.
see You have it before you an yor'
lesk-'Rrdd He'd CHM" .Corrert.
children's Department. shrieke,l tn.