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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

JOHN P. HAMMEREL.-The following
editorial in the st. Cloud Times of Mon
day speaks higly of John P. Hammered,
as sheriff of Stearns county:
The general term of the district court
which began June 18th, is drawing to a
close, the jury trails having been finished,
and only few court eases remaining to
be heard. 1t has been an important
tel N in the number of criminals tried.
convicted, sentenced and incarcerated in
the state pi son, as Xlfll as in the num-
Der OF civil cases disposed Of
A noticeable feature of the present te, II
has been the presence and official conduct
OF our new sheriff, John P. Hammered.
Without doubt, Mr.. Hammered has ex-
hlbi ed an efficiency, clc"e attention to
his duties, and q promptness in Sc. wing
processes and papers which has not b-cn
shown by the incumbent of tina. Office
foI' several years. The sheriff is the
Oh cf officer of the cour-. 1t is his duty
TO see that perfect order is preserved dur
ing the sessions, and that all persons ex-
hlbit that respect for the dignity of oc-
caslon, which is proper, and is main-
tanned before all well regulated Il ibr-
nails.
She IF Hammered has shown that he
appreciated this fact, and there has been
no sitting around Of attorneys, jurors,
witnesses or spectators with their feet
elevated as high as their heads. There
has been no smoking, no loud talking
in fact perfect order has been maintained,
and our comt has resembled in this re-
spect the U. S. courts. In this connec-
ton it is proper to state that both Judge
Baker and Judge .Searle speak in high
and. complimentary terms of Sheriff
Hammerel's official action.
In the apprehension of criminals and
in the service of papers he has been
prompt and efficient to degree which
has won for him compliments and &C
acknowledgements from attorneys, even
from those not hithe. 20 friendly.
In brief, Shei f Hammered is proving
to be an A No. ! officer, and while the
Times has not been an admirer of his in
past, we are, in justice, moved to say
that he is well fitted for the office, and
we see no reason why he should not be
his own successor. Unless some other
reason is shown for change than we
know of now, the people will make no
mistake in retaining Sheriff Hammered in
office.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

G. G. HARTLEY has been severely G. t.
icised for seconding the nomination of
Chauncey M. Depew, at the Chicago con-
vention, and pledeing this district to
$4,000 majority for him in case of his
nomination. In the light of later events
is it not quite evident that Mr.. Hartley
carried very level head through that
convention. Mr.. Depew, by his broad
views and still broader action in the con-
vention, vindicated the position of his
friends who believed him to be every
way qualified for the position of chief
magistrate. That he is president of sew
eral great railroads by no means indi-
Gates that his personal interests are ad-
verse to those of the people-for the
roads he manages have no favors to ask
from national legislation, and nothing
to fear from restrictions. In his speech
withdrawing his name from considera-
ton he exhibited 4 spirit of patti iotism
which indicates clearly that there is
nothing narrow in his mental compost
ton.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
LEGAL ADV'TMENTS.
OF THE
VILLAGE OF MELROSE.
RELATING TO DO as.
The piiiage eonneI Of tile Uiilase Of Meiros
$50 do oYdnfn as EoLL0zys

The Nllage connciI Of the Villase of Meir0s<
do ordain as foilosvs:
SECTION l. Owners or keepers of dogs or
whelps of the canine species are hereby pro-
hibited to suffer such animals run at large
vate places not their own within the limits
OF the village OF Melrose, unless they are
licensed annually.
the preceding section shall be two ~ dollars
for each male and five 90 dollars for each fe.
male OfSucn ANIMALS
SECTION 5. Owners or keepers of such an.
fmals who want permission TO let them ru n
at large shall within ten (l0) days after the
publication of this ordinance, ar d annually
! thereafter on or before the list day OF July
cause such dogs and whelps to be registered,
described and numbered by the recorder OF
said village and also pay to the recorder the
amount of license therefor and the recorder
shall thereupOn issue q license and keep q
correct record thereofin his office.
SECTION 4. Owners or keepers of animals OF
the sanne spseiSs who are not residents o.
ordinance forbidden to suffer such animals
in said village to run.at large: They.must be
or be subject to destruction. unless the own
! er or keeper prefer to pay license equal to
the village dog license.
SECTION 5. All licenses for one year or frac-
ton Of a year shall be equal and expire the
first day of July annually.
SECTION 6. Dogs or whelps suffered to run
at large contrary to this ordinance and Ii.
cense shall be destroyed in a summary man.
ner by such person or persons the village
council will appoint and who shall be en-
titled to the sum of fifty (5O) cents for eact
animal he destroys and burys, to be audited
and allowed by the council and paid by the
treasurer of said village, provided the ami.
mails SO destroyed shall be buried at suct
place as shall be designated by the healt
officers.
SECTION. This ordinance shall be in fore,
from and after its publication.
Approved this 10Th day of June.A D. 1888.
A A. WHITNEY, Pres Id emit.
Attested AUG. LINDBERGH, Recorder.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
Notice to Creditors.

STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
~ STEARNS-ss. In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Charles Loid
deceased.
Notice is hereby given, to all persons hav
ing claims and demands against the estate
Of Charles Loid late of the county of Stearns
deceased, that the judge Of the probate court
of said county will hear, examine and adjust
claims and demands against said estate, at
his office In the city OF st. Cloud in said
county, on the first Monday of each and
every month for six successive months: and
that six months from the 18th day OF May
1888, have been limited and allowed by said
probate court for creditors to present their
claims.
Dated this 18th day of May 1888.
MARY A. LoID,
$780,. Administrative of the Estate of
Charles Loid, deceased,
IL. S. THEo BRUENER,
IA Judge of Probate
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

For right magnificent tempest in
tea pot, the Melrose agitation, consider
ing the insignificant provocation, is enti-
tied to the blue 1ibbon. All parties inter
ested and uninterested having had oppor-
tu.nity of public expression, the HERALD
is satisfied that nothing conducive of good
will result in prolons ng the controversy.
There are in hand two commune ications
on the subject which it is deemed inad> IS
able to print, In ali, ing at that conclu-
sion the cool opinion of representative
men who have the interests of the village
of Melrose have been respected. But that
the writer's may not misconstrue the mo-
tives of the HERALD, the por ions refelr-
ing to the '.editor" are given without
comment, as indicating the tenor of the
whole, which are in many respects quite
different in tone. One correspondent
writes:
Should the editor be called upon to
speak in Melrose Unexpectedly we would
be pleased to furnish him with some of
the grand old literary productions, for of
course not being prepared he could say
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

D. S. Hall, state senator from Renville
county, has received therepublican nomi-
nation for Congress in the Third district.
TIE other candidates were Capt. Reed of
Glencoe, and Major Strait of Shakopee,
the latter, however, caring nothing for
the honor, and giving his support at last
to Senator Hall. The nominee is not only
personally one OF the most popular men
IN the district, but he is young m an OF
ability, having served in the senate with
credit to himself and to the satisfaction
of his dist ct. He is a thorough gentle
man, has clean record and will if elect
ed, and there is little doubt of that, he a
worthy representative of the state in
Congress.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

SHIPPERS, ATTENTIoN.-The Railroad
and Warehouse Commission has issued
the following circular:
All railroad companies doing business
within the state of Minnesota, and all
persons and parties interested, will take
notice that on Wednesday, the eleventh
day of July next, at the office of the Rail
road and Warehouse Commission, in the
city of Saint Paul, at 10 o'clock III the
forenoon of the said day, said commits
sion will consider the matter of making
uniform distance tariff for said COM
panies, and also the matter of reducing
the terminal, commodity and other tar
ifs, of said companies, now in force, on
the lines of said companies within the
state, so far as said tariffs apply or re-
late to the transportation of grain, coal
lumber, live. stock and dressed meats,
wholly within the state, should such tar
ifs, after due consideration by the COM
mission be found not to be equal and
reasonable .n.,-.
Upon such consideration all persons
and parties interested VIII have an op-
por tunity to be heard.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
= STEARNs,-ss, Village OF Melrose.
Notice Is hereby given that George NJ
Kolb have applied to the common council
Of said village for license to sell, dispose OF
and d cal in spirituous, vim Gus and ferment-
ed malt liquors at the first floor and north
room Of his building located on lot four OF
block sixteen facing Morris avenue In said
village Of Melrose, and that objection why
such license should not be granted must he
filed In my office on or before the 2Sth day OF
June A. d. 1888 at 7 O'Clock z. NJ.
Melrose, June IL, 1885,
By Order of the Council.
AUG. LINDBURGH.
- Village Recorder.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

REAL EsTATE-The following recen
transfers of property in western Stearn.
are from the records in the office of til
register of deeds:,,
E Cheney TOD H Norcross for ITS S, 6
and blk IS In Ayers and Clark's add
to Melrose 45t
D Searle to VIM Albrecht for 1t 10 in
syndicate add to st Cloud 10
Niels Arntsen to Peter Anderson for 1t
blk In James add to Sank Centre Sc
Sarah Stewart to Charles Lamb and NJ
N Mills Tor ct nw4 sec t126r2O so
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
Order to Examine Accounts.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
y STEARNS.-Ss. In Probate Court, Special
term, June 18th, 1888.
In the matter OF the estate of Arthur L. s.
Hatch, deceaS ed.
On reading and filing the petition of Lucas
Kells administrator of the estate of Arthur
l.. s. Hatch deceased representing among
other things, that he has fully administered
said estate, and praying that a time and
place be fixed for examining and allowing
his account of his administration, and for
an order to pay and distribute the balance
in his hands among the creditors Of said de-
ceased proportionately according to the
amount due them on their respective
claims.
1t is ordered, that said account be ex-
am1ned, and petition heard, by the judge of
this TT, on Friday the 9th day of July A.
d. 1888. at O'Clock A. NJ, at his Office in the
CT ty of st. Cloud, in said county.
And it is further ordered, that notice
thereof be given to all persons interested by
publishing q copy of this order for three sue
cessive weeks prior to said day of hearing,
in the Sank centre Herald weekly news
paper, printed and published at the village
OF Sank Centre in said county.
Dated at st. Cloud, Mimi, the 10Th day of
June, 1888.
By the court,
THEo BRUENER,
IL. 81 Judge of Probate.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

TURN the rascals on''-beg pardon,
but one gets so used to another's pet ex-
pressions that they come unbidden.
That old war-cry which made so many
democratic orators hoarse from re to
"a will be relegated to innocuous desue-
tude: It's like the bloody shil it don't
set well on the average democrat this
fall. Temporal mutantur.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

nothing unless something were furnished
him."
And from the other:
The editor should have taken a little
pains to get at the facts before being so
free to condemn without hearing.
And here ends the controversy so far as
the HERALD is concerned, for it belevies
it contrary to public and private peace of
mind to use its columns in engendering
personal or neighborhood bitterness. -
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

The st. Cloud Times, having tired
wormwood and gall, now attempts to
feed the Fai -ners' Alliance upon taffy.
Listen to it:
If the Farmers Alliance and ae- icul-
turists generally are sincere, they will
come out, openly and boldly, accept the
issue raised by the national republican
platform and elect taft reform demo-
Gratis to congress-
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

INDIANA is redeemed already, New York
promises her electoral vote to the repub-
leans and it does look as though the
present administration will not only not
have single northern state but the SOL
idity of the south is in danger.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

The Alexandria Post has been pur-
chased by couple of democrats who
assume to display vast amount of viz
tue in taxing the Post into the demo
cratic pay. BY the way, it claims t.
be independent, as most renepades do
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
Minneapoli6 Wheat
Chicago Live Stock.

Hogs-Receipts. 1900 head. Market mod
erately active, prices steady; light. $500
$50; mixed, S5.45G5.65; rough packing. SS.4
@5.5O; heavy packing and shipping, $3.50
SIS.
Cattle-Receipts, $500 head. Market dull
weak and slower; beeves, $545l575; COWS
S1.50@500: stockers and feeders, $2.0O@3.2O
Texans. s.. 1O03.25.
Sheep-Receipts, $500 head. Market strong
muttons, S4.00a475; Westerns S3.10@8.4
Texans, S2.CO@3.50
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

Receipts at South St. Paul. 3Se hogs 10
cattle and horse.
We quote: Light s5.s585. As mixed, s6Hbm51o;
packing, SIS. 1905 b5; heavy. $s:A5@5Go: choice
heavy. $5.4G65G0.
Cattle-Steady; good to extra, S&OOD5.O0
common to medium dull at $2.oa44:NQ.
Sheep-Firm: demand fair: CODA, 48.OO04.0O
Der 100 lbs
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED.

To THE EDIToR-Please inform your read
ers that have positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured
| shall be glad to send two bottles ofmy rene
dy PREE to any of your readers who have con-
and post Office address. Respectfully,
T A 81 .O(tlIti NJ G. lSI Pearl St. New York
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

Judge c. B. Sleeper of Braine.d
has been renominated for Judge of the
dist ct court. a nomination has been
made against linn by a few who are
not altogether IN sympathy with the
genial incumbent.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

DR.. Cabs condition powders tone up the d.
gestive organs, free The system of worms,
gives the hosea good appetite, causing them
to shed freely and putting them In good
shape for hard work. For sale by N. NJ
Freem an also c. Nelson & Co., Osakis
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

WORTH kNowING.-That A1lcock's po-
rous plasters are the highest result of
medical science and skill, and in ingre-
dents and method have never been
equaled.
That they are the orr, nal and genuine
porous plasters upon whose reputation
imitatofs trade.
That Allcock's porous plasters never
fail to perfo. n their remedial work
quicl y end efectua1ly.
That for weak back, rheumatism,
sciatica, colds, II ,g trouble, l-idney diff
culties, malalia, dyspepsia, liver and
stomach affections, strains and all local
pains, they are invaluable.
That when you buy Allcock's porous
plasters you obtain the best plasters
made.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
MARKET QUOTATIONS FOR JULY 2.
St. Paul Grain aud Produce.
In Sank Centre.
CORRECTED WEEKLY
Ifp AN

St. Paul Grain aud Produce.
Wheat-No. l hard Sic bid; No North.
ern, roc bid; No. 2 Northern, 15c bid.
Corn-Sample, 3e<140c asked
Oats-No. 2 mixed, SIC bid; No. white, $50
bid; No. 2 White. SC bid.
Ground Feed-S175O asked.
Corn Meal-Unbolted, $17 80 asked
Baled Hay-No. ], S506 asked; upland
prairie, $500 bid, $500 asked; timothy, $40 bid
Minneapolis Wheat.
No. l hard, cash and July. 79ss4c August,
sOss4c; on track, s11fc; No. Northern, cash and
July, 7S1kc; August, 7819c; on track, 7a@SOc;
No. 2 Northern, cash and July Toe: on track,
TRc
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

IIPPEcANoE and Morton too, and
with them We'll beat Thurman and the
red ban-dan and the used up man-Dar's
man.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
Chicago Grain and Provjsions.

Wheat-791ac.
Corn-484c.
Oats-25zsc.
Pork-S13.571a.
Lard -Ss121ac.
Short Ribs-$7. 5O97.621<.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
The Fiber Clothing Co.

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% Bull Block, Detroit, Mich.
Organized under the State Law, viii,
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cents, according to quality desired,
a new and novel Under Garment for either Men.
Women, or Children, soft, strong
PAPER VEST, lined and bound, to be worn over
the undershirt. Several hundred per
cent. the lghtest, warmest, neatest and eheapcN
garment ever worn. Try them and
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are Anti Billiards and Anti-Lung
Diseases. These prices are to cover cost and adve
tise the garment. Ask your clothier
for one, at higher price. Ches, measure must &C,
company order. One lasts all winter. Advertised
In 5000 papers. Mention this paper when you
write. Patented In us. and Canada Asnt's Wanted.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
MONTANA sH0lr LINE.

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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05
LITERARY NOTES.

The distinctively Foui h of July sto. :
in the St. Nicholas for July is Ringing
i'll the Fou. III by Huldah Morgan, a
thorough boys stoly, illustrated by the
frontispiece and other strong drawings
by w. H. Drake. 1.-TWO Little Confeder-
ates" Thomas Nelson Pages serial, i'll
creases in interest, and the same NAV be
said Of sd. up, by John Preston True.
"Rodney's Ride" is stirring revolution
airy ballad, by Elbl due Brooks, with il
Illustrations by r. B. Birch. In Dogs OF
Noted Anne cans" &c. crude VanR. Wick
ham s YES chat ming sketches of the dogs
owned by John Blu. roughs, T. B. Aid .ch,
and Frank r. Stockton-the POI raft OF
Mr.. Stockton's dog being drawn by the
hand of his owner. H. Able johnson.
a graduate of Annapolis, in "Rccollc>-
{ic1s of the Naval Academy" :, v,s a full
and ltcresting account of how our ma
val officers are educated; and the a. icie
is fully frustrated by the author. An
anecdote of the p nee of Wales is told
in For their count. IS sake" by Mrs. c.
Emma Cheney. "a Japanese Lullaby
Song" by A. V. r. Eastlake, tells how
they manage babies II Japan. MAJ E.
Vandyne n "Aimee" tells a tn ling
stol. J of two young S 'rls who were shut
into a ruined villa by the cal -hquake at
Nice. The poetly and verses of the num-
Der are contributed by Mrs. E. Cavazza,
Margaret Deland, Lillian Dyrevor Rec,
Robert U. Johnson, Tudor jerks, Palmer
Cox, Hen1y Moore and Isaac Herr,
while the departments are full of inter
esting and timely contributions.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

TTTANCER and Varicos
WV Veins Certainly tain Cured
Consultation Free. DIS. DECef
Infrmary (Ei:s'eHs e.ls. Corner 4th and
High Sts., Detroit, Mich. Send for
Pamphlet. Adcertised IN 1000 ne,cs-
papers. The afflicted can rejoice.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-07-05

The July Century has for frontispiece
a portrait of Pasteur and his grand
daughter by the celebrated French pain
ter, Bornat. This picture is printed in
connection with timely article on Dis
ease Germs and how to Combat Them"
The opening illustrated al ticle is in Mr..
Edward L. Wilson's series connected
with the International Sunday school
lessons, and is on "Sinai and the Wilder
ness" Appropriate to the Gettysburg
reunion are the poems by a northern
and southern soldier: Col. Higgins and
Will H. Thompson. A supplementary
paper in the war series deals with the
career of the confederate ram "Albe-
marie" and the courageous exploits of
her commander, Captain Cooke. The
two great illustrated serials of the Ger
fury, the life of Lincoln, and Remnants
Sibe.. IAN papers, are continued in this
number. In the installment of the Lin
coin history the relations between Lin
coin and Mcclellan are described, and an
astonishing incident relating to call by
President Lincoln upon General McClel-
Ian is here authoritatively decribed for
the first time.
Rev. DR.. Buckley of the "Ch :stian Adj
vocate" has in this number another of
the series he is writing on various SUPER
stitions and psychologist phenomena.
The present essay is on Dreams, Night
mare and Somnambulism." Mrs. Van
Rensselaer's cathedral article is this
month on the Litchfeld cathedral. The
editorial "Topics of the Time, are en-
titled "a Lay Sci mon to the Clers ="
"Selfshness and SelfInterest," "a New
Branch of all old Profession" (namely
the teaching of manual training) and
"The Independence of Literature" The
"Open Letters" are on "The Ethics of
Copyright" by DR.. GLADDEN., "The Sto1y
of the First News Message Ever Sent by
Telegraph" "The Postal Service" "The
Prohibition of Railway Pools" Mathew
Arnold and Franklin" MARY Magde-
1ere" "We.uns' and You-uns" and LIN
coin and seeession.1 in "B. .c-a-Brae"is
poem by James Whitcomb Riley entitled
"Gladncss."