Telegram-herald., 1888-04-23


Judge ten years ago saa eho Al reEasm-
bsrsd - tbe szseesi.EslY foekY lssps Be had
as tAe isies> e BIS sesm i nos PiNeseusine
kssoEnev q ssgn@u eoassxs Ls dasng wsa,
aa& sfsrks - fzzt isorse. - ia tab days ef
ed, wken he oroagnt oct 1r4rd kspsos-
Hairs Is n>kinx g0et eseefd ~ TIE Ina
bss CITY snd agi 10aeslsss be FeaFleeset.
ss2king Of Harris. bsinzz hsak % rne
he eirses be and Il ~ Iafbox had yeszs
sge HAFris spa Isfbox ounsd tbe 11s.ss
and. IS Harris sss Rspublscsn aud Tar
bex : Dsnocsat. the journalistic hair pal
logs NsFe jas. as frequent Is Ihe days.
Harris woui1 set "a iAe naatteF .r ths M
side 81 the psfer, supporting tbs, straight
Eepselitan tiekst. AID thea see ID Il tnat i
azs rrsDied before be went home. Tafhox
Nould then eef rp the outside OF the paper
sappos ting HE straight Democratic ticket ia
10 slk0Fous a msnnsr thar it Kept Harris
red. neaded ali the time. Alasr a few
weeks of such n0neeuse Harris pat a stop
Fer ca Iaroo1 ia The shape OF All injune-
sion. and then bought him Out Tarbox is
iu Jae4sea running the Saturday ktNssae
S.af, zEa Is gessiag rich.
/ came down ia a street car ths cthar
morning aud one unsopnisticsted dufser
piscsd twenty-five cents in the box. and
tna way that man tore around for bis
chsnee and cursed the street cars for being
al old r0cber, would have made high
seas pirate taTn green With envy. Aiser he
had got out 81 breath tbs driver gave him
= receipt for twenty cents and directed him
70 the ofsice.
Did you ever notice that real live real
estate man keeps horse that can do mile
in about three minutes or better? Well. ii
IS fact. and when woUId-be purchaser
shows up he IL taken into the buggy and
whifiei of lhrse or fonr mites SO quick that
he thinks that he IS really oiose TO fown.
aud does not discover his mistake until he
has I walking match OF his own down town.
and thRn the time comes very near an hour
iaslesd of tea minutes. When yoll want "a
ind real bright business man. bunt up a
wids-asake nustiiBg real estate nan, and
you have got one.
They were talking OF books and book
makera, ard Pokebisnose got in word.
say. D Autbor, why don't you come up 10
my room and see my library Your
library Why, pve been up several tim es
sad / never see no library" That's be-
cause ( keen II IN the stand drawer" For
heavens sake, what does it consist oigh
"A bsole. dictionary and copy OF
Shskespsere. A complete library, 10Y dear
BOY. a complete library"
Two tayeiing men met in the Office OF
Sweets Hotsl recently. "Hstlo Charles,
old fellow. when did you comnlencs to
work in Michieang haven's seen you for
i've years" That's go. Harry. | nave
been working every state in the Union ex-
capt Michigan since | saw you. We'll,
Charles you are looking as well as ever.
How's trade IN The gents furnishing line. .
Finer than silk. Harry. Istrgck. .his city
twenty four hours ago, and 4 bare
done more business here than / have
Tor the past ny8 years In the game
Iength Of time. have heard sevual tifaes
10 TOE different STATES thstlh was = great
city % DO business IN. and now | am
convinced that il is the iiveiiest tor its size
of any cfiy In the United STATES" You
5et IL Il. old boy. and all from tee fact that
there is men here that undersfsEd how 70
boom the fosn. NOM take. for instance,
Lloyd Breeze. editor OF the TELEGRAM
EEHA tli-~T nICA - the neHS.c1t eto Orig lt-
est pager Ia this city--issaed twenty Jour
psge paper last sunday in which were cuts
II most Of the principal buildings the i'm
p,oyensents. estimates. aud t&bAe OF the
population Of the city for several years
nsck. showing tbs increase each y'esf and
giving = splendid description of everything
10 general Several OF my customers are
enthusiastic over the matter, aud with Que
accord say thai it Is the best thingever done
TOR she city. Fred give us some OF thoss
domestic cigars