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Morris tribune., 1888-11-21
ELEGANT
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Morris tribune., 1888-11-21
THE X. OF L. Is SAFE.
The Crisis in the History of the Order Is
Reached and Easily Passed.

The Crisis in the History of the Order Is
Reached and Easily Passed.
INDIANAPOLIS, Nov. 20.-Until late
hour in the night Thomas B. Barry and
the committee on appeal and grievances
were together. :: Mr.. Barry was heard at
length and the committee stated that the
matter would be brought before the gen.
eral assembly in the morning. The case.
is one of the most important to be con-
sidered by the assembly and its action is
considered as an indication as to the sue
cess or failure of the order Many dele
gates express great confidence in the
outcome and intimate that the defeat of
Barry is a certainty. That gentleman
apparently expects such a result and
suggests all manner of terrible disclos-
in case of such decision.
The turning point in the dangerous
condition of Che order is reached and the
crisis successfully passed. The report of
the committee on the state of the order
was taken up. During the discussion
the delegates of district assembly 300,
the glassblowers of the country, with
headquarters at Pittsburg, offered the
c1tllO COAtClllC Va over
100000, anyway. Immediately other
district and local assemblies followed the
example set until about $155, 900 had
been offered for the use of the order.
One local district from New Hampshire
offered 81 600 and Hugh Cavanaugh, on
behalf of district assembly 246 of Gin
cinnati, donated the sum of $4,000.
At the close of a long debate the &C
ton of the executive board in expelling
Thomas B. Barry was sustained by
vote Of 122 to "a.
THE W1iTECHAPEL FlEND.
A Sensational Theory Developed at EIgin,
ILL.,, Regarding His Identity.
ELGIN, Ills, Nov. 1.-THE stories re-
garding the Whitechapel fiend and his
methods suggests the theory that he is
none other than former inmate of the
Elgin insane asylum named Hutchinson.
When here he was allowed a good deal
of freedom and took great interest in
watching the process of killing animals
at the slaughtering house. Six years ago
he escaped and murdered woman of
low repute much in the-same manner as
employed by the WhitechapeI ghoul.
He was sent to Kankakee asylum, from
whence he since escaped and is still at
large.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

Elected Rissaop OF Fond du Lac.
FOND DU Lac, Wis, Nov. is. The
Rev. Charles G.. Grafton, of Boston, has
been elected bishop of Fond du Lac.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21
HOW PERMANENT CURES
ARE W RoUCHT.

rirsT STATEMENT.
LII srpcoi, Pa, Feb. 20, 1882.
Mr. j. Z. ponsail es tiles; sT an 40. At1b was
p-uatrated with tnfas snatory rheumatism; given
n DIV physicians bat enslly got about with use
81 care but was sub 'ect to rhsumatiEJn every
cfsnys Il weather. In 1905. had another violent
attack; s,t abont again. but was never free from
rsi- Winter go and u, could not walk. Nor
pk;ns vas prescribed TO give ms rest. Used b.
.sseoas Gil By advice. used IL freely, and u
snse.ed q cure. Alter two years have fs.s no
rhsuinstisn. an cured psrmansasly a.sSr -
years ssEsrias"
sxcoao STaTEmENr.
New Boomfsld Perry Co.. Pa, April &C. 1888.
Mr. j E. Bonsnll writes rive years ago ! asee
g. Jacobs Oil. It sfectad an entire perra7ens
cure. No return Of pain Cold or da1-p Gees nos
affect mo. Am cured afbcr more than 90 ysArS
suforing.r
THiHD STATEMENT.
raw -loomheld, Perry Co., Pa, April II. 1885,
yFr 81 T. ponasli wrisss s.HEy haa'sh e.n'i1ues
ec3d. No return cf ID au7ns tisrs si1cs s5sl WAN
crtgd oy ST. acots Gil Escsive isss ~ ION 81
Ta-ss afSing about my miraculous caao afsr Ens-
1xlss-g raors tkaa 30 years"
sold by Dpg0ists and Dealers Eusrgartere
Tho Charles a. voseler Co., Baito., Mds
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21
Metropolitan Hotel,

Morris, MINI.
+. BUNNELL, Formerly Of the Lake Park Hotsl
at Lake Park, Mimi, Proprietor.
The House has been Thoroughly Renovated
Refitted and Furnished, making 1t Strictly First
Glass in every respect, and will be conducted with
q view to the comfort of the commercial trade and
the travelling public generally.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

CHURCH. DIRECTORY:
OoSaREa ArIoNAL, Rev. !. b. Fairbank, Pastor.
MrrHoDIsT Rev. L. p. Robertson, Pastor.
ROMAN CArHoIIc, Rev. Geo. Gaskcll, Priest.
SeANpIN AVIAN Ev ANaELiCAL LUTHERAN, Rev.
j, Anderson, of Scandal, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21
Civic socIErIEs :

CIVIC SOCIETIES.:
Aft. & A.. M...-Goldcn Shcaf Lodge No
la3 Meets LIST aud Sd Saturdays OF each month:
o. G. HANSON, w. NJ.
w. GRIswoLD, Scc'y.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

A. o. L. w.
MorrixI,oj.a, No 81. MnetS each Tuesday
evening at their hall. , \, a.
w. H. MILES, Recorder.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

g. A. r.
q. A. J. Overton Post, No. %. meets the
Second and Fourth Fridays OF each meath,
ut o'clock p. IN. ~,
H. L. BEvANs, Adjutant.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

Senator Hixon, of Fergus Falls, was
fined $5 and CO SITS for horsewhipping
s. w. Reynolds, "a lawyer of Herman,
who called the sen ,ator liar.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

Crystal Lodge, No. 132, meets at Its hall on
Monday evening OF each week.
y. DEKAY, n. q.
c. A. PEPPER, r. s. .,s.t
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

The artesian weLl at Moorhead has
reached a delGh OF little over 200
feet. Some 900 feet have been through
rock, and there seems TO be no end of
rock. 1t is the intention of the contract
ors to keep em drilling day and night
until they accomplish the 1900 feet, the
depth stipulate for in the contract
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

MT. LEBANON r. 4. CHATTER, No. II.
Meets first Wednesday OF each month.
JOHN HOUSE, Fl. l..
l.. H. WELLINGTON, Sec'y.
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

Sosd by Druggists md Deaisrs Eusvsrtere.
Tho Charles a. voseler Co., Baito.. Mds
Morris tribune., 1888-11-21

BETHEL COMMANDERY, U. D.,
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR.
Meets second and fourth Mondays Of each
month, d. II. SUTHERLAND, r. -
o. c. HANSON, Rec.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
A Remarkable Discovery.

PARIS June 24-Just lately on the
coast Of Brittany one of these geological
discoveries has been made, which sug-
gests to the mind periods of time max
ing the longest human life appear buta
span, and exhibiting processes quite
dwarting. the most ambitious human
achievements. This is the disclosure,
by the displacement Of u mass OF sand
during the last high tides, of a forest
that must have been buried for some
twenty centuries at least. Its situation
is just opposite Saint Malo, at the foot
of the cliffs of Saint Enogat and Saint
Lunaire. The forest is supposed to
have once extended from. Saint Malo to
beyond Mount Saint Michael. This
discovery is considered ofgreat scientific
interest, as it affords remarkable illus
tration of the gradual sinking OF the
French shore.
The progress Of this sinking during
the last 1000 years is clearly found i'll
an old map found at the abbey Of the
Mount Saint Michael. Within no
more than seven centuries back as many
as seven parishes are said to have dis
appeared by the subsidencc Of this re-
gion, and in the Bay Of Doarncncz
there is known to have existed in the
fifth century quite Il tlourishing town
called Is the scene Of Il famous trag-
ical legend. Even now at low water
may be seen the old walls of Is, which
are called by the inhabitants "Mogber
Greghi," wall Of the Greeks.y The
people of the country pretend that they
can some times hear the Old bells of the
submerged city ringing with the motion
Of the current.
French geologistS estimate that the
gradual sinking Of the soil of Brittany,
Normandy, Artios, Belgium and Hol-
land is not less than seven feet Il CEN
tury At this rate it is calculated that
in about ten centuries all the channel
ports will be destroyed, and Paris itself
will have become maritime city. In
another ten centuries it's predicted
that the French capital will have be-
come entirely submerged, excepting,
perhaps, that the tops Of the Pantheon,
of the Arc de Triomthe and other such
monuments, may be discernable at low
water by the people who will then be
living.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
Worrying the Cow.

When Henry Ward Beecher was a
young man he lived on farm in the
outskirts of the city. Fences were poor
and straying cattle often gave the family
much annoyance.
One day Henry, to his immense dis
gust, found cow quietly resting in the
middle of the barn-hoor. With the
accumulated indignation aroused by
numerous chases which these poachers
Of the highway had led him by many
tramplings across fower-beds and de-
struction of garden vegetables, he drove
her out and chased her down the street.
Coming in hot and tired from his run,
he threw himself on the sofa, saying,
"There, guess I've taught one old COW
to know where she belongs" "What
do you mean?" said his father, looking
up apprehensively from his paper.
"Why, I found another cow in the
barn, and I have turned her out and
chased her clear down the street, and
think she will stay away now."
"Well," said DR.. Beecher, "you have
done it. I have just bought that cow,
and had to wade the Ohio River
twice to get her home; and, after have
got her safelyinto the barn, you have
turned her out. You have done It now,
and no mistake. "And the chasing OF
that COW was renewed.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
The Emperor OF China and His Mystery.
New York Sun.

During the recent journey OF the em-
peror of China through the streets Of
Pekin to perform his annual devotions
in the Temple of Heaven the most ex-
traordinary precautions were taken to
prevent his people from catching
glimpse of his sacred person. High
screens of mating, covered with blue
cloth, hid the imperial procession from
the vulgar gaze, and the windows along
the route were all screened to prevent
any illegal peeping. The fact that it is
sure death to be caughtll looking at this
young man is an excellent reason why
seats along the line of march did not
command premium. .
AS long as the mikado Of japan was
kept immured in his palace under the
belief that he was too sacred person.
age to be seen by common folks he was
mere puppet in the hands Of the
tycoons. Now his subjects may have
his majesty's photograph if they want
it, may sometimes get glance Of him,
and the tycoons have gone out Of busi-
ness. There is at least one indication
that the mystery which shrouds the en-
peror of China may some day be dis
PEELED. A Shanghai newspaper printed
a full report Of the solemn rites which
a privileged spectator was willing to
supply, and all Shanghai has been re-
calling itself with the story Of his majes-
tvs genuflexions and the description
of the gorgeous clothes he wore.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
THE LIGHTNING-ROD MYTH.
electricians Now Declare that More Harm
than Good Comes from Their Use.
philadelphia Record.]

'Lightning rods are going out of
Use. Why: Because they are not
believed to be the protection that it
was once thought they We're" This
was what an electrician told 4 reporter.
Fifteen years ago the lightning-rod
agent was everywhere in the land, and
more especially at every farmers door.
To-day, it is claimed, their number has
materially decreased, and farmers are
distinuing the use of the rods.
What is your opinion upon the sub
ject of lightning-rods?" was asked of
Chief Walker, of the City Electrical
Department.
"Candidly, in nine cases out of ten,"
he replied, ~ think they are humbugs.
I'believe it is fact that more barns are
struck and burned that have lightning
rods on than with them off. In the
first place. it is best to keep electricity
as far away from building as possible.
The object of the llghtning-rod is to
attract it. The rod supposed to act as
conductor OF the electrical current to
the earth. but instead Of being carried
off, the current, in consequence Of
faulty construction of the rod or at
tachmcnts, is frequently switched into
the building. The end of the wire is
supposed to be buried in moist earth,
the moisture acting as a good conductor.
Without strict attention the iron be-
comes oXiGiZed and rusts off, and then
the rod is worse than nothing. 1t is a
positive danger under such circunl-
stances, attracting the electricity Of the
atmosphere and having no adequate
outlet for it. Then, again, the same
danger arises when the insulators upon
the sides of the building become de-
fcctive. The lightning is attracted
from the atmosphere, where it might
have remained but for the rod, and it
turned loose against the building on its
way to the earth. If, for instance, the
attachments on barn are poor or worn
out the current may be DETECTED and
set fire to the building. This is no
uncommon occurrence. In this city
some years ago the rod Oh the Belmont
Water Works was struck, and it fused.
The current flowed on down and played
about the machinery in the iveliest
kind of way. A big stone was knock
ed off the Washington monument by
lightning. When the ground contact
is good and the lightning is about to
strike building rod may be of use,
but think the rods do more harm
than good. There was time when
farmers were scared into rodding their
barns and houses, but think they are
getting over that"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
The July Grade.

When Professor X reached the
rostrum for prayers, he found his watch
about two minutes slower, and himself
as much later, than Unexpected. Look
ing at his watch, he exclaimed: II
shall have no faith in my watch after
this!w "It is not faith, but works, you
need" was the quick response of Pro-
fesSor.
Observation-Disclosures: "How
many legs have insects" Candidate:
"65 per cent. of insects have no legs at
all; II per cent. have one; 14per cent.
two or three; 10 per cent. four and five,
but none siN." Professor: "How in
the world did you get this answer"
Candidate: "By carefully examining
the collection belonging to the univer-
sity."
Young Wife; "John, I wish you
would rock the baby" Young Hus-
band: "What'll l rock the baby for?:'
y. w: because he is not very
well. And what's more, half of him
belongs to you, and you should not
object to rock him." Y. H.: "Well,
don't half belong to you:" \. W.
"Ies." Y. H: "Wcll, you can rock
your half, and let my half holler."
An English schoolboy was suddenly
and stcrnly asked by an examiner:
"W'ho signed Magma Charta?" and
though he knew very we'll that he per-
sonally was guiltless, he couldn't help
trembling at being suspected of any
thing which could be spoken of in such
a tone, and at once renounced the act
with alarm and indignation. "Please,
sir, I didn't" adding to make sure OF
safety, "and if 1 did, I'll never do it
again" "Why, you stupid fellow"
said the master, "nobody said there
was any harm in it. On the contrary,
it was a very proper thing to do"
"Pleasc, sir" called out another boy,
''it was ME, sir. 7 done it myself, SIR
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
SMITHYILLE HUMOR,
Editor Stanton Straddles the Warm Wealth
er and is Happy.

FROM THE. SMITHvILLE: GA, NEWS.
Between measles, mumps and
melons, we're having lively time
down this way.
The WORLD owes every man a living,
and is never slack in paying it to good
collector.
Ifthe people want us to elbow" the
town, they must help US raise the wind.
We return thanks to Tom Burton for
the gift of new linen duster. But un-
less we can get railroad ticket it won't
be of much use to US.
The editor will leave tomorrow for
parts (heretofore) unknown. He is
going to church, and hopes to return
with grace enough to keep him till
Christ comes in.
A Georgia poet writes: II go to
strike the lie." If the fish season is on,
he needn't go far; for the liar will come
to him.
A Texas pony, a quart Of rye whls-
key and something that looked like
man passed through Smithville yester-
day. This was the first cyclone that
has visited US this season.
We we're not in last Monday when
Colonel jenkins, of the Forks, called to
settle his bill. 1t is strange that he
always calls when we are out, and
leaves nothing for US but his regards"
''Fellow citizensD' exclaimed a
Smithville orator, when. the war-cry
rang over this broad land" "You
was in the barn loft, under six foot of
fodder" shouted a man in the crowd
who knew him. ..
A certain young man, who is first
class grocery clerk, asked us yesterday
how long it would take him to be all
editor. It's according to what kind of
a constitution he has, and just how
much malaria he can stand before he
weakens.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
An Atlanta Lawyer Well Spattered With
Ink.

[Spcci;l to the Augusta Chronicle.J
ATLANTA, GA, June 2U-Therc was
q lively scene in the superior court
room this morning, i'll which a young
Atlanta lawyer received the contents Of
al ink stand. Sometime ago Mr.. Mar
tin severly chastiscd a negro for hav-
ing made an indecent proposal to his
wife. The negro had him arrested, and
in the case the negro produced a colored
witness by the name of Flenming who
under oath made damaging statements
regarding Mrs. Martins character. AS
soon as the case was over, Mrs. Martin
had Flemming arrested OH the charge
of perjury. The case came up this
morning, and Col. Frank Walker in
pleading Flemnling's case used some
very plain language regarding Mrs.
Martins character. She stood it for a
while, but at last her temper got the
best of her, and she grabbed an ink
stand filled with ink and threw it at
him with all her might, scattering ink
over his clothes proniscuously. Mr..
Walker snatcaed a book, evidently in
tending to throw it at her, but was
caught by some one present, just in time
to prevent its being thrown. In the
meantime, Mr.. Martin, the woman's
husband, had drawn knife and was
trying to get at Walker, and Judge
Clarke's voice could be heard above the
din, as he sentenced Martin to ten days
in prison for contempt Of court, sent
the woman from the room until she
could regain lher equilibrium, land re-
proved Col. Walker for the severe at
tack upon the woman's reputation. 1t
was some time before things assumed
an even tenor.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
land: General Harrison is the next

land: General Harrison is the next
President"
Senator Dolph (Rep.), of Oregon-
"Harrison comes from doubtful state,
which he can carry, which will insure
his election"
Senator Cockre!l (Dem.), Of Mis-
souri-"I do not see where he can add
strength to the ticket in the doubtful
states. Very naturally, having been
before the Indiana people so many
times and in SO many hot contests, he
cannot he expected to capture any
Democratic votes. He will only get
the Republican strengthened that is
not enough to secure Indiana's cleo
toral vote"
Senator Vance (Dem.), Of North
Carolna-"I am Democrat, and it
suits me. Well beat him so badly his
mama won't recognize him."
Senator Vest (Dem.), Of Missouri
"Admiratiou shudders and shrinks
into the coattail pocket Of chagrin i'll
the presence Of Harrison. We will beat
him easily"
Senator Turpie, of Indiana-"l sue
ceeded Gen. Harrison in the Senate and
hoped that his defeat in Indiana would
end his ambitious efforts. Certainly it
never occurred to me that it would be
my duty to strike him after he WAS
down, but now that he comes up for Il
bigger fight, shall, of course take the
stump against him and help to defeat
him. Indiana will show her love for
Harrison, by giving Cleveland a pro-
nounced majority"
Don Dickinson-"That temperance
plank in the twelfth hour defeated
them"
Secretary Vilas-"Cleveland will be
reelected"
Secretary Bayard-"T don't see why
Harrison should have been selected. He
is man of fair abilities, against whom
nothing can be said, but still, it seems
to me like surprising nomination"
Gen. William TecumSeh Sherman,
every I::;tn whc was true to his color
in 1861, '65 can 90 straight through
paradise when keep the gates there.
Gen. Harrison is a good and faithful
man, and is better than all the copper
heads between here and Lake Ontario.
Of course he will pop his party's vote.
His position on the Chinese question is
small matter. The fight this fall
will be upon the question of protection.
There is no free trade in this country;
the plain and simple issue is: Shall we
have lesser or greater duties: 1tmeans
union or disunion. Yes, General Har-
rison was Know-nothing, and was he
not brave soldier at time when the
coi,ntry's life was jeopardized? do
not believe General Harrison was the
strongest man the party could .nomi-
nate. I don't suppose it is proper for
me to say, but 1 consider John Serman
the strongest man whose name was
mentioned: in that convention. Out
side of any family relationship, and
judging him from the standpoint of
pure craftsmanship, believe John
Sherman to have been the biggest man
who polled vote there"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05

Ex-Governor Alger, Of Michigan has
a son six years of age. When the news
of Harrison's nomination reached De-
trojt the little fellow remarked. "Well,
everybody can't be nominated"
"You're pretty young for philoso-
pher," remarked his defeated father.
Queen Victoria has imported a hard
up Indian prince to reach her Hindus-
tani. He is to receive l,500 rupees per
month for his services. and the govern
ment is asked to foot the bill.
Dean Purgon, Of Chichester, was re-
Gently speaking on the nature of man
"a distinguished from the lower orders
of creation. man." he remarked, 'is
a progressive being; the others are
stationary" Though some OF them can
stand Oh their heads.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
How to Make Successful Young Farmers.

Good parental advice and encourage
ment are much needed by farmers sons
during the first year or two upon the
farm. 1t would be great gain to
young men, and much lessen the num-
Der of failures, if farmers would allow
their SONS to begin farming for them
selves at an early age, say at IA or Is.
Give them field, and time and means
to work it, advise them what to do, and
show them how to avoid mistakes.
This course would give the young
greater experience, they would gain
confidence in themselves, and by the
time they arrive at mans estate, would
be competent to manage any farm sue
cessfully.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05

Three Tailors.

Three tailors established themselves
in the same street in Glasgow. The
first wrote on his sign, "The best tailor
in this town." The second adopted as
his motto, "The best tailor in theworld."
But the third, who was the cleverest Of
the lot, got away with them all by
putting on his sign, "The best tailor in
this street"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
Harrison Gets a Kiss.
From the Chicago Times. ]

From the Chicago Times.l
General Harrison has typewriter in
his law Office. When she heard the
news she put her arms about his neck
and kissed him, wide the despatchs).
Look out, Mr.. Cleveland, for the Type
writer's Harrison club.
Nv
To GENERAL HARRISON: The de-
spatches say that lady kissed you
when she heard of your nomination.
Yum! Yum! You old rascal.
w. TEcUMsEH.
w r
In the domestic circle at Indianap.
oils after the crowd had gone:
"Geperalw
ayes, Carrie"
"What is this hear about woman
kissing you to-day"
"Carrie, my dear, that's campaign
ie."
General, think you had better de-
cline. Campaign lies are contage ous,'
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1888-07-05
Doesn't Want to Join.
GSmithville News.

We have been asked to join a debat-
ing society, but declined the honor.
We have B relative who walks on
crutches and wears two glass eyes-all
Of which he got for being on the mega
tive side of the question. "Shall we
know each other there::' And we
don't take any risks like that.