New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-14
THE TALK or THE DAY.
They are already referring to the Old Roman as
a Cramp- pain" orator.

They are already referring to the Old Roman as
Cramp- PAIN orator
A Double Case of Absent Mindedness, Church
Choir Soprano (who sings during IN, W yy,as III
I'm tiled half to death DO yon know that while
vo wore singing thg' anthem ! forgot myselt ana
wlnlod at that old bald headed Deacon HeaVywate IN
ny Mr. Ulgbsea-Too bad The deacon will be
indignant" .,. a.. u,o,.. y, :,
He forgot himself too, and made reach for mo
pulpit howors.--tIime.
Says Bishop Hugh Miller Thompson; ga"
Bishop Harris, at tho banquet given by tho Lorn
Mayor OF London to the Lambeth Conference Some
of our bishops had consulted with London tailors. IL
was real matter Of pride and comfort to me to SEQ
the splendid fgro of the Bishop Of Michigan clothed
as an American gentleman and bishop Just as be
would be in Detroit"
Business Mottos-" THERE'S fine business rnoH bo.
p0i' don't know replied the grocer obviously but
I'll try one an see how 1t works An you can gi'o
mo fvs NO Trusts there's big money In them'-
puck
The great triangular county seat war between
Coronado Farmer City, and Leoti. Kansas has ended
in an amicabe agreement TO give the prize 10 Leou'
the other two towns moving their houses over 10
Loot on trucks and handcarts In this way they
all get the county seat and the consolidated Town
at once attains growth OF three hundred per cent
Teacher--Anne. haven't said repeatedly that the
scholars mustn't chew gum in schooli What Is thet
In your mouth
Aunlc-Tooty frooty.
Ieachcr-W hats oty-frooty, I'd like TO knowf
Arnic-One cent. msam, or three for hve.-tspring-
field Union.
There are SIX counties IS kentucky, which have
never had church within their borders during the
sixty or seventy years OF their existence Ncverthe-
less the Inhabitants have pretty well defined creed
which nay be epltomized a. follows Il believe
and Eep WhislFy,n
That portrait" said the father, with moist eyes,
shows our Harry, a he looked whcn We gave hll
w. Gave hin upqn echoed the visitor
Yes. We educated him for missionary. ana
Just he reached glorious youns manh 200, , ne
How strange I never heard before that ,,, you
had preaching to the heathen- Is no In emma
VI @woIso than either" REPLIED the father with "a
Mlssouri.n-(Chicago Tribune.
Now for letter from the President advising Dem
ocrats to vote for Governor Hill; also one from Mayor
Hewitt telling the public what sort of - simple
Christian Dave IS.
"Dan,' said the President, odd you notice that /
letter Of accepfsncei' Yes said Dan. @You refer,
OF course they AJAX for bread and they are gwen
sec%r dneed the s'd Private Secretary Bam
said His Excclency; but think II is in 'FauSt'"-
(Norristown Herald
The Democrats of Florida are AFRAID thet so many
white voters will away on account OF the yellow
fever that the negroes will have chance To VOTE and
give the State TO the Republicans
THAT was . wonderful case OF Dlggss,' said Fogg.
"He wasn't able to eat anything for several weeks
He pn.s s wy wond sa ih sy Drought him
what doctor did he havef or
doctor! lie didn't have any. lie do PETER. lie
changed HID boarding.. lace."-(Boson Transcript
There Is a now religious sect in Philadelphia called
"The Ecclesla Of Israel CyIpz, or Worshipng Con-
gregation of Our Fathers Kingdom on Eartn' When
a member is asked what church he belongs to, he
probably whips out paper on which the name Is
written and reads until the questioner gets tired
A Frank Criticism What do you think Of my
poem In The Gazette, WilknsP
IT was a remarkable piece Of work One thing
about it l thought particularly wonderful
THAT The Gazette published t"-(Harpers
Bazaar.
A play called :" Tho Postage Stamp" was recently
brought out in Western town. The manager thought
the public would be stuck it; but be was stuck on 1t
himself
Great Scott :, exclaimed the rural editor In alarm
Il was stuck with a bogus dime last week. and now
counterfeit five hundred dollar bill has been put In
circulation There's getting to be altogether too much
worrment Of mind IN the news paper business "-lNOr
p. Herald