Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-09
BELLIES OF 1883.
A Number Of the Manageable Young
Men OF Audubon Subject to Leap
Year Proposals.
coNrIpGNrlAL TALK wIrn run cInLs.


CONFIDENTIAL TALK WITH TuE GIRLS.
The young ladies have been dilatory
in exercising the privileges and duties
which devolve upon them in the year
whose opportunities occur quadrcnni-
silly, and experimenting that their to-
merity Is from lack of confidence we
have concluded that directory com
prising few OF the many eligible
young men might serve purpose
agreeable TO all concerned. 1t Is not
within this space proposed to enumer-
ateallwho are worthy and eligible, butwe
hereby certify that all ofwhom we shall
speak are worthy of the prominence,
and that the young ladies consulting the
directory will make no mistake in fol-
lowing its counsels. The first feeling is
OF sadness rs we sean the motley row
and observe so many vacant chairs, oc.
cupied four years ago by young men
who would have been bright stars in
this galaxy. Wemight mention Is. s.
Phelps, d, q. Lass, w. II. Green, G. III.
Russell, Geo. A. Clark. J. G. Moore, G.
IL. Rollins, and host Of others who
have gone down before Cupids's dart.
and TO the intents and purposes of these
presents now rest In oblivion. To their
individual memory we drop tear, and
through our sobs we falter: "ReQ,,iescdt
ia pace"
While We have certified TO the char.
acter of our friends we can give no
guarantee that they are or not already
encountered with alliances. 1t is a rec
ord written only upon the page OF the
heart, aud we can commend to our con-
lidants the fact that there is hope until
the knot Is tied, The list is choice, and
is without back numbers.
ChaS BGs'sy; Mayor for two terms;
tall and independent, susceptible yet
hard to win, Has good business, stead
lily growing, An honorable young man
| ripe for the dart.
ChdS HoaStoa end I'D. Thompson: A
pair OF irst,clgss pharmacists; both
skeptical of female beauty on account
of having so long sold artificial beauty
at Is cents a box. win have TO be APP
preached by fGces unadorned They
win not brook imposition, but will en-
tcrtain true goods,
nj, hs'abagdt.' Prince of Blondes;
RECONCILIATION Of poltcness and eth
queite with an Unborn reverence for tho
| IfE lpg LA npnI ln,tnnH
signed TO the requirements of society;
has just sold small residence property,
with u probable purpose to buy larger.
\ nice young man, worthy OF the best
girl IN town.
j, Il, lfhsatfeg, A man Of tho world,
experienced, and inclined to judge kind
ly In business, accurate, accommodate
ing, and considerato of the rights and
privileges of Others, h0 would aaorn the
head of the table; would look close after
the gencralitics Of the household, and
OH a cold day, would hang out the
washing without n mumur The best
all round man in the group,
The Ttco JahHSs Messrs, Rendleman
and Dawson, who serve the county In
the respective offices OF auditor and
deputy, are of the sort that has ever u
warm heart for the sisters OF tho race,
They are eminently business men, who
And little time to attend To the mclina.
tons OF tho heart, though none enjoy
more thoroughly the respite of an hour
Y
In gentle company, Both are adopts In
correspondence, and we advise that
they can be most advantageously mp.
preached through rose.scentetl eplstlc.
j.. d, Phelps: The Apollo of todays
has an eagle eye For the beauty of the
fair sex; Is gallant, industrious, studious
and a winner In the race, Thinks tho
best girls on earth live IN Audubon,
and will not entertain foreign proposf.
tons. Polite, and could tell Of the
brothcrly love II necessary with tact
that banlshes all fear of approach,
| John lFeighton: OF the best Scotch
blood that ever crossed the big water.
Tall, stately and dignlfed, with n keen
eye for tho gentler sex and strong
arm willing to defend. Devoted to
business, he steals nm idle hour TO enjoy
female society. VIII treat all proposals
with courtesy.
John Doak: Treasurer OF Audi bon
county and a straight business man,
who Is lonesome In the state of single
blessedness. Has been discreet in bus
moss transactions, and will make home q
model Of comfort and convenience.
Wm. II, Neyieg; a man Of parts;
good musician and though on business
, bent Is an appreciative admirer Of the
arts and the last and divlnest OF orea.
ton; has never known the silkon cord,
: and win fall an easy victim II coyly APP
! preached; correct habits and conscien-
. tiousJ tritling would break his heart
J and blight q conhding nature, Would
9 make the home the object OF genius
: and attention = yeritable paradise:
= would buy tall hats and sealskin sacques
. and never go out to the club. We give
u u xxx guarantee OH this number.
! Fred Parsons BY long practice In
u manipulating the wires is sensitive to
q the influence of the unseen power. win
give prompt and courteous treatment
to all messages,
: Jas. y. Russell: Interested in the
welfare of all, with not much Individual
:. preference. Has clear record and Is
g by nature inclined to the comforts of a
t home. Would keep good hours and
\ abide tho mandates OF the one he had
4 sworn to love, honor and obey. Pro-
n pose cautiously, to avoid startling the
n gentleman,
J. W. II. OC0ineH. A jeweler who
l. can detect the genuine from the imita-
|; ton in all things. A good ear for music
h and highly susceptible of its charms,
Enjoys good company, and is inclined
70 to 1irt though he would not trife with