New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-08-13

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Since "The Omaha World" set two OF It's editors to
debating about the tariff in parallel columns, the
funny mani Of the paper has been aoo TO go on on
O twomontbs' summer vaeaton
"Now, my dears,, said Brooklyn sunday-schoo
teacher to a class OF nine little masculine buds OF
promise last Sunday, am going to the county this
week and won't be back again until september when
ready for our winters work. I hope dear Ie boys,
that viii be very good this summer, and eac9 Of
ought not to be wholly idle at any time Of tho year.
S%Rp %hs yo "ST n ea
one boy, age t,e;n spoke for tho Glass; ana sAi'
aWerc goin' TO organize into the Brooklyn Junym
nine naan, an you kin list oct heavy on us knoosia'
sunday Afternoon via de- Shiny Alley club II You want
| to SEQ some fun Wen lay ZEN out In limo shape,
ma'am'-tIime.
| Now that Boston's so0O 900 battery" has won two
or three ball games succession, tho study OF Brown-
| Ing in the Hub Is more thrown In the shade.
SOME INCONSISTENCIES OF LANGUAGE.
You can't weigh grams with grammar
Nor sugar cue hams with hammer,
Stew plumbs with plumber.
''' ' -(Springfcla Unien
! London correspondent writes from Finland that
property holder In one OF tho interior towns OF tho
proyince left a Will bequeathng all his possessions TO
| the Devil The dead mans family protested that the
Will was void, but tho Finnish lawyers were dsncined
| N Interfere with the rights OF so formidable per-
sonage as the new legatee, and, the correspondent
adds the Devil has become, by legal right, at least
| Finnish landowner.
The Old story.-Hopefrh Youths Miss De Cash ini
Hopeful Youths she engssed l. her, INF, avsn,n
! Come in.-(The Cartoon.
The committee OF Democratic statesmen which gavs
notice to President Cleveland OF his denomination IL
EMPLOYING its odd moments in whistling The Letter
that Never Came'
Saved BY His steps.-Mrs. steinbcrger lat window
| above,NWhat on earth has kept you out until this
''' Rudesheimer stcinberger-sh my dear; been play.
In chess wlzzer boys. Gloroush sheriesh O. games
Mrs stenberger-ws III try to b. bes mts you t.,
knights moves all the sidewalk since you got 10
| the door-(PucA
It IS understood that President Cleveland is polish
ing off his letter Of acceptance with paragraph OH
the perils to the country Of third term.
"pm glad you like our city, said wenfsd c1sn
| TO stranger within the gates. " feel especially
proud Of your praises OF our public institutions, our
m p srcs syen to in h S
Ns q pTscea Pin saSa 20
postpone his good deeds un,ll after deala Are you
no I've got three Of the paying saloons
in the city and I'm nov looking around Tor 5000
II Amelie Rivcs CHAMBERS publishers are consider
ate says contemporary, they Will keep her new play
in :ress until the weather gets cold Readers OF DOCKS
like The Quick the Dead' ought to DO able to saVe
something on their coal bills.
"Why can't they make these dummies more iifo-
like :" said a faceous chap, hang with friend 10
front Of a clothing store and Shaping nguIe Wig
denly lei iy his left and knocked the facetious chap
Of his pins The latter concluded that the dummy
was a little too nfelihe.-( brakes Magazine.
Bright Future-FrIend Ito st. Louis cittzen)-What
did YOU think of Hamlet last night!
| ST Louis Citizen-Immense! II that feller shake
speaIe kin write a few plays like that, an lets
whiskey alone, he'll make money hand over fist.
Tho Epoch
1t seems strange that the reetrade editors haven't
yet discovered that Senator Edmunds appearance In
the Senate In flannel shirt not part of the great
Blaine .lot
my friends shouted frenzied temperance orator.
Boston last year to Africa 1.00OOOO gallons OF
accused rumwhile the missionaries ON tho dark
benghted continent almost DO counted on ones
fingers" How many-hic-gallons o. rumT HE
ghed Interested listener "One million gallons,
srS "Gra-gracious An only few missionaries ~
YEA friendp era gracious Missionaries in-hic
big luck"-(rime.
new " fadn in Paris, tho English papers tell US,
Is the wearing Of gloves that do not match. But little
discrepancies like this long existed and never been
thought worth noticing in centres of fashion Like Kan
sas CITY and Chicago.