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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
TIE OAT atvED nER.
A Lost old LRdJ's Hs1se LEANED by
tire Police In q sings lar Way.
TPhilaasiphla Pfrsil

fPhilaAslpsla Prrsll
"Indesd don't know where live. l
wish did"
The speaker. well-dressed old lady.
who said her name was Catherine Stewart
and her age seyenty-fys, sat patiently NJ
the Seventeenth district stRtion-hO at
9 O'Clock last night. The old lady had
bsen found two hours earlier wandering
ain lessly about at Eleventh end Federal
sireess. Lieutenant Thompson and tho
house-sergeant had tried their best to
find out from the Old lady where she
lived. bot 10 vain. There is a msgnifi-
ceat lieht-colored toitoise-Shell cat at
Tackled to the ststion-house, and shortly
after 9 O'Clock be walked maiestlcally
into the room and cAuhouEy approached
Mrs. Stewart. The old lady stopped to
carsss him, as she did so her face lighted
up. 81 have a cat at home" she said,
"but he's bigger than tAis one he's a
Maltese" A happy thought struck the
honse-sergeant
"Why, where have you left your
cat ?" be asked Mrs. Stewart. "Why,
at home. OF course, vhero | live with
nay relative, Henry Phillip" Quick as
ffiaaing the sergeant had out the d.
rectory, lest the old lady's memory
should slip away again. els he q car
penter on SAMSON street, and does he
1--we on Camac ?" he added. Yes,
that's it; that's where l live; l know
now" The sergeant set the telegraph
to work, and Mrs. Stewart may thank
he Sevsatesnth- district station-house
cat that she did not spend the night at
the pokpe station.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
THE RICHMOND D1spATcH-sUNDAY. SEPTEMBER O. 1883

over to one,of them and never give .
second look atlit, because she can answer
the letters as we'll as | can. No mstter
how near and Dear your phonogrsph is
TO you, il con never DO that. Moreover,
] can say Il am geing oss OF the Office
for awhile wish you'd look after
things Now, the best trxined phono-
graph, il put collar and tie upon it,
couldn't do that. No, doa't make any
mistakes. No machinery has ever sue
ceeded or ever will in distsncing the hui
man race
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
IN MS LAST ILLxEsh.
william warren, Eminent Resireo
Comedian, kspsrtea TO be
RfuklnR.

Unfavorsble reports come from Bos-
ton with regard to the health Of William
Warren. the great actor. He is an old
man and it is thought hardly can recover
from the illness which prostrates him.
Mr.. Warren severed his active connec-
ton with the playhouse nearly SIX years
ago, shortly after the celebration at the
Boston Museum Of the golden annTver-
sary Of his career as comedian. On
this occasion the best OF the society q
the New England capital in its art and
literature hopored the old man by at
tending the two performances of DC
tober %, 1882, when he took she
parts OF DR.. Psngloss and Sir Peter
Teazle. 1t vas noted at the tame that
be had performed. in his thirtyfeur
years at the Museum, 1870 times. IN
577 parts 5,799 OF he performances IN
only si1ty-eight characters. After the
evening performance friends assembled
in the actors lodgings and made him
many presesls, anOag which were a
silver pitcher from the Boston Theatre
Company, and "loVing cup seDt him
by Booth, Jsffarson, Barrett, AcCul-
Tough. aud Mary Anderson. Mr.. Will
ham Winter vas the nse~ooges. He &C
compsnisd the cup with poem. blnce
the time when he reached the nsme OF
his hOnors air. Warren hns lived IN hrs
quiet, old bachelor styis, much respect
ed, and an object Of slmost afecti0nate
interest to the public. He has main
bained his st1dious habits, aud kAs spent
the years OF his rehrsmsnt, solscsd by
high pursuits and warm friendships, IN
q pleasant aud profitable manner.
Another nsmo great IN the story OF the
American theatre IL suggested by that OF
Warren. The Jshersons and Wsrrens
sprung from the same stock on the ma
ternal side. When Joseph Jefferson,
the grandfather OF the living actor of the
sa1ne name, was playing at the old John
Street Theatre, New York, in 1876, be
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

Iunderstand that you failed in BUSH
ness, Uncle fphram 2
"Dats de trufe. sab.
what were the causes Of your fail
urs9 Didn't you have a good run OF
trade?
OATS jis' de trebble. sah. l want
nimble 'nough ter GIT de run or do trade.
Wen pusson cages in do trade OF
elesnin vatermillions he's gctter be spry
'noush ter run way from de houn' dst's
gusrdin' de prensrses. OATS iis' whar
| failed. failed tor git dat run er de
business dat would 'nabie me 10 git way
frum de dawg, sab. Deed did.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

"Well, sir" inquired the manager,
"what preparation have you bad for this
position YOU seek, that OF umpire for our
new league ?"
81 know tho rules by heart and am an
expert coptortpnist "
"But what proofs Of endurance can
you siyo?'
II was blown up in fort once"
THAT will hardly qualify you
"Wen, was captured by the Utes
and compelled to run the gauntlet.
There's some little merit IN that, but
it would hardly fit you for the emergen-
cy."
Bow about my being ten years in
the mines Of Siberia "
"Thst's fairly preparatory. but hardly
enough to fully qualify you"
faint, eh ? How about my running
for the Legislature in Philadelphia aud
being lampooned by tho local press "
Have yousurvived that? You'll do,
then, young man. You can umpire
without any bomb. proof attachment"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
warning 40 WAx-Works showmen.
rpall- Mall 0azetlol

A sensational lawsuit will shortly be
tried in Brussels in which Artemus Ward
would have taken lively interest NJ.
Maurice Csssaa, the TAussaud Of the
Belqian capital, has lately placed in the
Chamber OF Horrors OF the Osssan Au-
scum two new "rnorh figures" repre-
senting the brothers Armand and Leon
Pstzer' the murderers Of the Advocate
Bernays Armand is dead, but Leon Is
.till living and is at present an inmate OF
The house Of correction at Louvain. The
family of the Petzsrs are higeiy ag.
grieved and feels itself cruelty insulsed
nv this attempt to make money out oil
the crime and misery OF two Of it's mem
hers, especially as one OF them is ahve'
Tbey have Instructed q lawyer 10 Brus-
seh 10 bring sn sctisn against the popu-
lar Snowman. There is much excite,
nsnt about the case, as tho is1ne OF u
Vii bayo important consequences for
exhibiters OF "mors1 " wsx figures.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
r...c. wsu ravs.sissts.

PARIS, septseaber The Govern.
meut has ordered "a investigation 70 DO
made of the report that dbows carrying
the French eag are engaged in the slave
trade between PenbA AID Madagascar.
sbcusd the rapport be found true ssPs
"a, la im1oediaiely taken 10 stop this
Sacradskjon OF fAe national colors
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
gwRTs SPECIFIC

gwTss SPECIFIC
Il entirely a Vegetable preparation con.
tanning no Mag,uxy Potash. Arsenic, or other
poisonOzss suls;anoeS
swIFTsBPECIYyo
Observation-Disclosures OF cases OF Epithelio-
ma or CanoeRof t'ssSafn. thousands q cases
OF Eczema, Labo6 EJfn7orsand SKIN Diseases.
and hundro<tz of tAossands Of casas OF scrof-
ula, glDod Poasoa and Blosd Talat
swIFT's sPEcTc
has relieved c.opsusAs Of cases Of Mcrcu-
rial Poisoning, Elssk.Atisn and Stiffness Of
the Joints.
CHATTANOOGA, TzsH, Jaus y, isss-Swift's
SpesifeGo.. Aseafit n <ss--oss lsssles: Lathe
early par, Of the psssens yesS, a bad OF
tai ing s. & = ss'SssF scssto q s.ao<arS. and
t.Ssiss sao ssssss;ss 80 Ssss CONSTANCE % 70
enSct psijsct eafs. yp.. ssis.
Loo p. HOwlKp,
ni Wsss Hxsh 80.
COLUMBIA. s. C., Julyz, ists-Ths Swift
speosac Co. ksssosa, o. -1susassssos was
Agreae suesrer fFo,n usascuzE rhsanAsian
fos Two ye.SS io0ga s.ses !. ps % as ~;
physician I sosE o~ev 4 ss~ea bos]{ss Of
your = 5. 8, and Eov An - wxl ~ ever
was in my fnA l - 800 Iost zssdians
cured me, and weu<d zSApj3saS itseAay
one suffering hNn az ts9se alE.sa xsUns
truly, q. D. E9oHH.
Condnass< e. 4 q AR
Waco, TEAS, kw 4 -cs~nsnen; Tho
wife Of ems 81 Ry eeD1hnasrs Cos terribly
afflicted with foacAssoae AN dlssse. that
covered her wAoas eo<y, 6A-sy.s eonhned
10 her bed nor s~~srA yeass ~ kAzs sxsbaoa,
and could nos hsip hsrss6 q ~ shs ossld
not slssp from Q vbptrKs nslsazs sss1 sanzfsf
OF ne akin. TIE dsssass b&fded - skll Of
the pAyssotAas who t<sass1 n NJ h.1sand
began finally gfvfsg IN no Dw>ees eDociec,
and shs eoIaHNsas1 - fxnDBo~s sisno>f I'm
naelnateiy. and in q fevs srsAs1ks was APP
parenuy Hal shs 10 sow . HA<ty aso-
looking Lady, wnh 10 ss~oo u the .siiction
lsiL yosy VERY iralL y Sans.
Treatise on Flood and skin Disossss msiied
free. The SWIFT srHrUD Co, Drawer 4
Atlanta. Cal Now yo<k- ~ Breaxway.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

"why, Pat, you rascal, what have
You been doing with tho colt "
"Eothn' at all, yer riverincs.
"kothiny. Why, yea young block
head, cant you see that che animal Is
just dripping with fat? What have you
been putting ON the poor beast "
Hog-fat, yer honor.
Hog-fat And what did you put
that on him for ?"
"Faix, an ye towlt me Craze i'm, an
divil the thing else Oi had TO do it wild. !"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
The worEGs Cotton supply.
rBy Telegraph 70 she Dispatch. ]

NV. YORK, September s.-1he total
visible supply Of cotton for the world ii
SlS, 800, OF winch 400, 999 ere American.
against l, 176, 767 and 594, 267 respect
lively last year. EeeeiPts Of all interior
towns, 1888 recsipts OF plantations
4l.s37.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

married Euphemia Fortune. and made
his homo with lis wife's mother. At
that time Jeiferson's friend Warren,
father Of William Warren, had just ar
rived in this country from England.
His wife died soon afterwards. He mar
rcd in second wedlock Mrs. Nignell,
better known as hrs. Merry, whom he
also sury7ed, aud espousod in third we'd
lock Miss Fortune, sistor Of Mrs. Jt1sr-
son. This lady was the mother OF WI
liam Warren.
The great actor Of whom we give q
portrait Was born in Philadelphia he
made bis first appearance in the Arch
Street 1heotrs OF that city on October
q, 1899. WITH the promise which extra
erdin.ry natural endowmeuts and
thorough training comnsnd. MA
hthsr who was one of the most emf
aent actors England had given the
American stage, died week before his
con made bis first bow TO the public IN
benefit performance for the bereaVed
family LIS part yes Young korval,
tie same which bis father had taken
upon bhA occasion IL his first appearance
in the old country fOrsy-eight years be-
fore.
The first Diae years and upwards OF
Mr. warrea's professional life we're spent
chiefly in Philadelphia. lilo appeared at
ths Park Tboatrs, Hew York. April IA,
1eSl, az q comedian, nut performed oaly
one night 70 that place, the times being
unFaopitious to y0sng actor With the
beat Qualifications. BY reason Of tho
hrge nunbr Of excellent players ct that
time grsciRs tho NaRe Of tho Nm
pre- City. In 1915 be visited Eng
land and filled a successful engage
mont at the strasd Theatre, London.
Upon his rstarn, sftsr playing at the
Howard AtAeneAm, Boston, he entered
upon his brilliant career at the Museum
OF that city. His frSt appearance there
was on tue I'D Of April, lG47. From
then until his retirement Iva was absent
/ from the Museum only one season.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
Chlnoss Net Eatgst.se t. Ctatxsnshfp.
nv taiaOras,ia % the pasnataaI

ID! I"IsbI us7II - 6I'0 |'0F'~'@I
WATERLOO, Iowa, Septeraeer S.
Ja4gs Linthsm yesterday denied the APP
pIieetion OF Chinese lpalIldynnan named
Fong Wing to be inside aitizen. The
Judge took the ground that the Chinese
are not eligible to citizsuship under the
laws and Constitution Of the United
Stafcs
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

Iomox. SepseIber AT the trades
ooryrsss. which has Just been ssid a.
Pnsdsord, resolution vss passed iavol, !,
inc sae exolusiea ffem the eeuntry Oh
,.spai usnpeg iusnigranzs unless they are
&.fliod WORKERS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

The immense increase in the number
of base- balls manufactured in this coun-
try prompts some wag TO remark that
"hs sphere-iul 70 contemplate.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
NUSR-ED-DEEN.
A pIoruRy or TIE DREAD sHAH OF
PERSIA.
The Msnsreh About 70 Travel In Europs
with tbs Possibility Of Jsunt
to America.

The Shah OF Persia, who, by the way,
is reported to be the richest prince In the
world, is about to make tour OF Eu-
rope, and there has been talk that seeing
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

The rheumatic never runs in debit BE
has about ell be can do to hobble around
in it.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
DsTscGs Of History,

Yes, history's well enough, FAR as II goes,
II "poin,s us on Argas end Jsnas,
Aud tells US how wLstSm Ess charmed by tho
quart
From tue thDught-taak Of scip. Afrlcanus.
II shows how Aiitisdes moved down his foes,
Describes old rAiigulA hidsous,
Flab1ratos much OF ARacreopis tlrroes,
Aud mo chiseLdyersgas Of Phidias
But WHY y II mum bout The WerstSd ahairs
That dear Mrs Sophodas dnd ~ ease!
The iAm coopOroJ up by 1haDistoses ms
And tho broom foats OF Mr@ TEscydidesf
The poulticos Mrs. HlppOcrntes uado,
The mNcs-p4es OF good mother Selinusf
Ana tho satircs dsar IRIS. Prtam composed
When ito boys we're ali sttied on Nolenusf
An. yasl 10 ths tsdmn Of history thore'd been
An aierncuf qrito sBtidotal
Had Is told how Arm PeridGI gayo pink tea
To Bridget and JaRo Aristotle.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

ftsanesx LesTs xics .0nd EVERY TUESDAY
snS FkIDAY 81 B r. n
eaeaas. leave Sos York for Mcnmond
HVRsE wpDh koDAI saa sATUknAf 81
N s-sa~,ag IN Hammond AOADAf and FIJI
pAY xl1ftsGA
P1o,>4sxsr sosouaa1s>ssons unsarp>ssst
cr.... Sars W rev Fotk 80 jamss-nrer
raa.e eusau.S No meals AMI bcrna,. ..-...a q
nos a. u1p ssssssk, nnissd Y hirsy days
49, 49,, q issos ........-...-..-..... No
snvrns,a yfzsseSststs Dss. 800
essspsSs vtzhSrG ssnssteaas. 49,. Is
CO. mss 90 Chesapsa<s sad ohis rsl.
Css&a h<s va Ea<ho end and fsserse@s
49, -. - os,..nsa a 4. W. Gars.,x, ms
Nsn ssusss. Chssspssxs md OHIO and nisn-
n,,y.a s,,n Pc,ssssusE osysss, >as &c sompAays
efI,ss. tsu k<sa ssEssS snh ss.<f sscs~seS
Ess-.hzss krvrxaeS z~a vsnyash snls Of iAsdiAg
.sssea hS psnscz eeyoad View FORK
Prr.ra. so>sivs< assy sas1 A01r q e1ftnS
TIL pspA M- wxpllzsoA 10, fhUEsnAys, cod
sSTUsDAYs ~ ne ssa-~6s.As sd osio rsii-
=, 80 s sss Co., SEQ. s :. "a: =. a., .
At ~ A. M. w1A nsks snss<ASa q NOE
FOLK sfss ssoaoasr ssassss sessdsy~
ekLkek W. ks1-sS q 90 Aseees.
sess c0us~sys vnarf RooastA
VrBfNNIA STzAMDoATucx ,
Y C0xYhsf, t< oa rss-k, Hor- ts1
fosk. eoresssash. sfsp0st hsu., caAsenons
Issss;rs ;.'. s.s s' EsSsr 1 AZ Z
n t.ss<s -os.ss c>posct
coassSuos. - obs Pus.sesosasy win an rnas
for uerts~sn osses sscDe slssrscsn: aso. AZ Nor
foIk ho< EAssssn Sorxa car oisns, tbs sos<n, and
yiTza.ss psashA yeass styer DJ oeyfight 0rsas
tourist asa ObeSpeservas.
ThrouxI sukeo on secs1eor sp1 a. csrber's
Asseas. l0oc main street Dzgsaee shssked
throogh. csase-soo.as eAGcsed fJf dsy ~ nient
tooafn. Qsa gptns wsycfly. Htckssr<, ", and
All ry,llics Ia hasssrn Nofth ts>o<iAa, beam
Virs3uas. spa -, regular ssndaass On ne s~ases
riysr, seiewsy. sas's VA ..oasq 49, s..~sd-
NJ. ar na,a s{rees ana RosxsSAs
IRWIN WxsmkR, frpxfn And feAssag9 As1k
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

Things one would weuld rather have
Isis unssid "Mrs. Jenes-Den't trouble
te see me 10 NE door, Mira Smith.
MIA Hmith--No tsoubas: qpite Plea
etro, I assure you. Bossop journal.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

II is generally coniectured that Luci-
fer's fall was due to his slipping up on q
peal of thunder.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

The Gar rarely dons the mantle OF
wit unless he il in czar-donic mood.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
pOEsK- AsD Cow.FEED. sc.


DURE OLD CIDER VINEGAR AND
afresa supply Of sPECEa Tor picslinsn
iyD MCCARTHY 4 HArNEsa
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09
WADE wHIPPLE.
HIS WINS IN FUN, FACT. AND PIC
TfeN.
Laugh and Grow Fat II Ysu csn-If rou
Can't. Let Somebody Else
Read It.
For the Dispetch-I

For a good many non-negotiable bank
notes the frog is responsible.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

FOR HBW IORl

old DOMINION STEAM xsgFH
~ kRlP COMPANY -&1'ss
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

When the books speak OF mustard, or
the physician ordsrs Laastard to be used
incidentally, Snaps nigra, black
mustard. or Sinspis alba, white mustard,
is iatendsG; and the assumption IS that
the ground seed or pod oil the plant Will
be furnished, and the genuine artscle,
unuoixed, can be obtained at the whole
sale drugstores, aad sometimes at the
retail druastores. In the grocery stores
II Won ask for al imported English BUS
tard. and will take the tr0uble TO read
carefully the Label, you viii fad
the article uxraatsd 10 be q prIe
mustard compound" They are more
particular in England than We are
here in tins countsy about sduifsra-
lions. and the Dngiish dealer msst BY
Isv label his mixture es mixture, Aad
tbs hrsnd from WHICH the shese qaOta..
tisa is cetssa ia simply an sdulserated
urusapss. Lot nae here state for tho n
forwstion OF the Americsn consumer,
Who paws The extrS price for the foreign
s5uAtsr sssd artieie, That he wai hsve no
dtiSsusty in ob>aming m Anessnah sani-
tarasign vssish viii DO Just a. skiffnhy
vTspsTed ~ sbs foreign and wit prSaS-
Sly be sfstsse cheaper. 10 Is here sag
cs.ied 10 the new American party
hat If thsrs mus be aaukarsaa0ns
Aha privisees shsss be reserved ex-
ciusiysSy 70 the American cfizen.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

"Aftsr ae visit OF Levd Flynn and
bis party wash bowl belonging 20 shein
vss found in camp. some Of the boys
toIed il up and sent II TO Lord flynn IA
New York When Pfynn resolved the
nystenous box nom dse wesa he bad 70
pAy t32 irsixht charges, aRa wisen no
speued tie box be fond oniy me oia
saSs bowl
Lord ggysn had promised 20 send
u baud oil the best hollsnd Rin nom
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-09-09

Il entirely \ Vegetable preparation con-
tanning no Mag,uxy, Potash. Arsenic, or other
rolaouaa<x suisGfarlofz
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29

SmbieetieeM n aaMuns.
Mber, 2iesaen. guer 3immerbert
betcmmt bod INNER cine Mohe 8riefe.
@enn bic ale BON Damsn fino.
9ld nein, Der 1T ein iebr oroentlitet
MeniA = las Iinb laatsr nnbeaablts
Gsdnunsen.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29
Tataler @laube.

Ser Serr Amtmaan besesnet Dem
6aicenbauern. - Mihel, - laot De.
Qerr Mmtmann, - babt SIR aud &C.
bort, tpie Der Miblenz 0sinrid LESTER
Spnntag i'm v@olonen 2busn" 10 ID
lisrlib ilber mid eeidimpft bat?
Sapobl, 0err N,nti,arm - 1a9t Del
Midel uno sabt ote Wiise.
Nun, mas bat CT benn geIagts
Ser Midel frast }id oerleeea biate'
Den Obren ,no iGaut ben Imtalaai
beoenf!id CIT.
Mur beraus nit Der Sprade, senir
Sud- nidt!
Drum bat Der Mlblen= 0einrid &c
iast - potteste ber Mid,el - unie
6err @mtmonn lei Elm - Elm Sun,p
Der ii9 idmieren lohe, uno ein - eli
redter Shwei - SdweiniseI1 sci
Nefpeet gu petmeloen - lebte Usids
binsu.
go, TO- = ioete Der M,ntnarn I'M
oersoa ben Munb, als ob er Hbabarbe
perlHludt bdtte. Gdaoe, bab SD
Sud- bos nidt babt idriitli@ eebel
laiien!
8ar nidt notbpenoig, 9srr amt
mann, - laste Der MideG, trerbersi
ldhelnb, i'd bab's ibm anA 10 81
alGl,bt.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29
s nj Gramen n.

YrofeTcr: SER Ganbioat, lager
Sic mir, wos 1T 8etrue?
Ganoioat Bet1uS trdre es, tpenr
Sic mid burdfaaen lafn pOaten.
Qerr @rofeHor.
prpfeRor: Das 1T niht ihlsdt.- -
Was polIen Sie bamit iasen?
ganoibat Derienise madt iid oes
Betruss iduloig, welhsr Die untDihen'
beit elmer anberen 9erion benukt, I'm
oieie 81 lddoigen.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29
!. Mpr Meh hnrner, milf

Ber Gelb bcrsen nil auf rer=
beiiertes 6armlartb in Nirneipta Dber
auf p~erbeiertes ftdotiides Gisentbuin in
st. Saul init idbrliden absablunsen
ipenbe iid sef. an 6 d iparsbad&
ShpmDn 100 of 4. Str. ia
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29
Gin ousseaei1netes Mittel

" WI
Ger Doctor, cieie Nfeoie!n
tann Id nibt nebmst 49, bic iAmedt ia
abiheultd
60! Scum isben sic. nit cieler
Nrsnei ersiele i9 auBsroroentlide ST.
fpIse. SD psrfdreibe fte aQea meinen
Yatienten, teiner nir1mt fe uno aGs
peroen aeiunD
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Ser senl9fame &arl.

Mamn, beut' bat mid oer 2sbrel
sslobt!
Was bat er oenn gu Dir seiaet, &arl :
gu mir eigentlib nidts, aber su mel.
nem Nahbar Fat er seiast: Dn tif
idcn Der nihtsnueisite Shlingel Der
sau,en Gla1s;; oa 1T mir iosar Der &arl
np9 heber!
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Il nperbef{erlih.

gereinsbiener (eine 2iiR pprlssenb)
8ite I'M ben Sabresbeitroe flr ben
gerein sur 8eisrung n~erwabrlctsr
&inber.
@rdfa: Mon Dieu rod einntal .
Seet sabl' ih ihpn t1rd sp6lf Sabre !
9aben itd bsnn bieie &aneen nod I'M
mer nidt sebeTert?
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Reine @efabr.

N$s"N OS"
Mnna> beut' muB i'd Sbnen ben &C.
bratenen Nal idulois bIeiben!
9as tbut ia gar nidts, 9err Ratb 4!
@snm id aber barauf nereefe
Da bab' i'd feline Nneit - Der Nal
bleibt Sbnen idon Elm paar Gage i'm
Mdeen liegen!
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29

llnteroffieier: 8erls, ebsr farn iid
cine 0eeroe @~lepbanten In cine Yatros
nenbilie nerirren, als tab in Guern
8crtOffelfb; Elm Sunfen miIitdriider
8iloune bineinfommt !!
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29

4ud etn 3wed Der gItern.
Msin Srdu.ein. ih liebe Sic Oar
ih Bel Sbren gltern UNI Sbre 9anc
onbalten
@stpiB! @Dyu bdtte id henn fpnll
gltern!
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9af bu BERN nidt lit Der 3eitung
seleien, ba6 III reinem Orte bic gieb.
isude aisgebrpden lit
NDd ia @Drt! Gber frpb Bin i6,
oaB id iest grab net berbam bin!
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Satales MtBberfdmonib.
GER (sum neuensaeirten Diener) :
8cn.me i@ benz GERM Baron unse.
leeen?
Oiener: . nein! St fat Sic idon
bonn Senfter aus seieben unb seiast /:
Der iebIt mir seruoe nod!
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-11-29
Rutfder=O iagnpfe.

GER Gum DOCTOR autider): saaen
Sic, tpte ge5t es benz Germ 9ofratb ?
&utider: Den bdtten mir alidlih
burd, aber NIT benz 6errn General
ffebt's falimm ba birien mir urs
idpn ;uiammeunebmen!
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SAers ,tnh Grmf.
Gine amere Srage.

Ga, il, In Der NotB friBt ber Teufel
Sliessn ! - Fat Der Sntel ioeben einen
Sab seidloHen.
Ser tur3boiise Neffe frdst: Ontel,
mas 1T bas, In Der Notb!
Menn IS einem idleht eebt, neia
Sunee!
So tpas fre1en tie benn, tuenn's
ibnen gut sebt