Telegram-herald., 1888-10-09
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Al American Eert-ws know hs Is q
'sgeut" by the way b. writes. although 10
n quite likely that b. would prefer We
should call ain q "cad -an American
cad. tnsl. Who has .tsravelad. 4" writes 20
the papers - teIl bow the Europeans
excel has orn coontrymen. and presum-
ably hlnseif-in politeness Hs proves
this b. telling how in Italy hs went into
an cypress Office o. ask wbefs be could
buy suis 81 clothes and.the obligiug
clerk left bis desk sad went with me %
the store. Fancy. adds rhs American
geat. - stranger in ono 0f orr critics en-
tering an express Office 90 get the agent
e. ro With him 20 a tai,ors.' Wei. a
man in America VINO has no mors sense
taan 60 r. - en- express osfce % buy q
suis of clothes IS, .l - taken care Of. hs
would prubahy ~ banded over 20 the
police and sent homa. and his wife could
A. out and bay him a pair 0f trousers
A nan who cart tea tailor shop from
sa exprsss Office saouid noe be permitted
g ~ shcut NJ tended
Av AcE or rwFRovzzTEVr.
Cautious Custanrr-' ls this a hand
raAlie = gar Indignant CabbaEs Factor
''f8xnd ns6si Il t hand madel Looky
bera. cull. 90 you taluS va got tine In
dis shop CD maze seezars wid orr feeta
We aant ro freaks. do you take Us for a
dine museaasf
CgusurD At last
~Wbas -~as me occasion - Nanoieon'E 4
ira and greatest repalseT' ASKED the
tesehsr Add the eoY 81 The foot 81 10
ei2s>. 40 hed been ssavellng With his
fsreer Al summer. said he Supposed II
w4s when he lssei -ts clerk - give bin
i. sn eutsits roe-s ou the parier Eoor-
zsNtv WITNESSED.
"orir thcee who have been reused f--n
nidu'gat s.aa.e On chip ooard By the
terrible crT. - aa evsrbosri. sad The
traveier caa cempreaeDd Gu The fuil It's
terri oie asst.a<. tas f-sr aud horror ia
rs s,ss-is.n sissuas 'fCi1 yes theV can
rspisd the bs1e laus shoemaksr. vao
wssff n1cn of "a traveller Il heard it once
when wrslt scar the s7ip and I real-
led the ho-rnr of 30 more than any one
else. Aea .ou'd1t.' sais ths traveller.
ssrnfo'iv. Ies. K ceuid. persisted the
httle lame shceuaksr. Il vas sae msR
vao wss overboar-L
sRuEEy WI
'Stracut wants to xnoyv whether r IS
rrVfer to .1T to-uorrov "a sunday. OF
-. morrow riI ha sunday Depends
= -rt .'. ".r.i. H'-a N.a.E0tF N"tltH -
Saturtar ~ seue cf1er day However.
~ s1rposs te- slorrus .-is- Sunsav r
Tou caut say 0rcr-1w "is SUNDAY.
you certaialy cauuot ssv to n-crrow VII
BE- curca7. hscs uae Ehsn SnntaF comes
f. vort D. te- n1cr-vw. e.. lrr rrrr - either
IS ny son. er else a nsver - b. you
ran ~ Terfr -rentw.r taess on that.
ksn efrall arCr WI e. accause. cone
- thi1< or So. to-mcr-sv IS The dav yorr
t'ueie George sa.l re would bring around
thtea yeur faleer Zee hm aaTe til
hark aFened .sst Christsnas
HTS rrAr s ror Hurv
r is said bv traveIerz that Chinese ere-
cutioners are 81 ssilful ttat thsv taka
tae hsaa ofi = prisoner e. arftit that he
dos res snow @ urti 81 ~ - sueaE
or 6rnk. marce. s .eat is nothing
r1ere Ucnierfri then she dextsr-v cf the
prtscree-s IN eur rwn rourtrT. 0nlT = fez
wes sro tte~o 49, a nan unseF srrest
q Ci1cirnsfi war VS. ee fesr-frl thtt he
wuold iosp as ovu hesd Asas "a ut up
cre ni.las And 1-t head ~ tfe sheriff.
Ee is now i1 Ea1s,'s uI B = lead - spsrsI
--lstrsipfte ~ Errrt, lr1 fsria