New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-16

THE TALK Of HE ia Y.

There is an old Democrat In this city who has
vow,d not to vote the Democratic ticket until the
Broadway boOdlcrs brought to tr al Hero Is
another voter pern'aiently lost 10 tho Democratic
party.
The Philosophy of Habit Omaha Damo-Ddn't
you know ueIoIe your marriage that the man you
loved had contracted the liquor habit
Neglected. Whe-ies know he contracted tho
habit and II IL had Uny stayed contracted shOiid
not have compl4.ued but arer marriage the habit
expanded-(Omaha World
In st. Louis the most fashionable night in the
theatres Is Friday night
A little white insect known as the scale bug IS
boring ava into the great ca fornia boom and be-
very long the wind Will be let out Of that ba loon
and lis dovssta atoms arc inca edible II requires
time and patience to build grove Up 10 bearing
wih your first crop. They feed on the lrayes and
burrow In tendr.ls, ard when their work Is COM
plete the LEFT cu.s up, shirt els, aid the tree dies
ufacturer fecrnuy invested s25. 90 In Orange
grove near Los An ecs, which SUI cred from the blight
and had to DO sold at heavy loss.-st. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Massachusetts, spends So 100000 year her
schools, yet not per cent Of her school children
learn 10 pronounce tho letter "r'-tSanta Barbara
(Cal) Press. This Is not tue. hero Is not one In
thousa,d who cannot pronounce it" ldear,"
/" Ameller," Manar,' for instance.
1t was in Dakota court room and tho Judge
wound up his address TO the jury follows I
don't deny thu the pr sner done tho shootin gentle
pasfin' up b lis f. ON Bosting firm that said do
You Wear Panis2' And, 60 h, the prs'ner Just
rz up and he seL, SEE he, No, sir wear brcechcs y
And then he shot,
ye.dc', "NOt Gu lty."-(Drift.
The who is unfortunate enough to get a pound
of cracked ice tho top OF his shiny silk
tie. VIII ch has fallen from the cables Of the Bridge
DOUBTLESS has his Inon OF tho Bridge management.
We should re Pleased to ask Mr. James usseT
Lowell for plain statement OF the Mugwump objection
to e epubuean parry, but dos st becanse We Observe
he % has stuck u on his door the sign, SpooDbs
Noisp k."-tCincinnati Commandments
writer In @Iho roston Saturday Evening Gazette
tells of Minnesota clergyman who announced
to preach few Sundays ago THE influence Of
Mems Ideas of God Their LIVER"
poet cries. fall fall Is there succor near ?"
IIehy OF em you'll hear then hem Iangh Wien they see
lin .letted head poughlng toward the nadr-tDng
haniton Republican.
The Independent and Democratic papers Of this
city mixing the Republ cans Of Maine in the
present for the nomination for Governor
badly they do the politics of the Pine Tree
State According to the latest reports A. C. Hamn,
who contested tho nomination years ago with
the late Governor Joseph Il Bodwell and who Is
said to be again candidate, Is made to be a son
Of Vice President Hannibal Hamln. Mr.. HamliD
Is dubbed Colonel As matter OF fact Mr..
Hamiin Is not Of Hannibal Hamn; he is
nephew lie is not a Colonel but Is known in Maine
that name in Maine has been opposed to Mr. Blanes
interests.
A very dissipaed American lad suicdcd In Paris,
and Of his friends was telling another about IL
SO, pyor Harry's gone" said tho informant
NO - the ICLiy. " Is that ~ When did 1t
hal pcnl'
"Last night. Very Sud len"
What the NATTER"
"Ovei dose OF paris G cen"
We'll should say II was overdose of Paris ripe, !"
AMI the other sighed and they both took drink.
Washington Critic
Tho careless of the editorial {" wep frequently
gets newspapers into trouble and the Of the word
WEI to represent Tho people of the whole c,untry
Is sometimes fatal rough rarsr-at least this
IS the opinion OF the editor OF The Springfield uron'
who recently sad We ate 100000 bags Of peanuts
last year.r-(Tho Rochester Post FAprcs
The story that used to DO told twenty years ago OF
a drol of the editorial our" stlll holds its own
against all anecdotes OF the editorial we.' 1t Was
Maine editor who did the deed. " For some shocking
effects Of intemperance' ne wrote his first page,
see our inSidos."
Tho Force OF Hablt.-Iady purchaser-Now please
do ask me-, af o. | have bought what | want, II
there's anything else. Ii want anything else can
remember To ask for 1t without being reminded that
thre some, hing else that l may want DO you
understand
salesman-Yes'm. Anything else l-(Boston Tran
script.