The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-05-17

/ s--Ads--"I Asd Ten offsrs Of uarr;sre
last wesk" Ela-r How Jmouotouoas
and persistent IN Jsek. - I'd Biz. -.
DE man dat has de po'ss, sids eb do
| ehgument sllus talks de loadss' i;ss ,<x'
Dc mule kicks de mos despsrsss aas hes
de leas' caase.-ysdge @~s : ssaas5 -
Teacher - = Sammy. whvqdo 4x6u
write your name O. Smith. Marchsr 90
sammy" Why, ,cause Do writes -
Smith, Junior. l was born in M.rch.s-
DetroH Free Prea& ~ ,sfas 'ssssst Ia,
-" Isn't it dreadful, asked Miss IiFlv-
bud, "to run over q man ?" "Yis. in.
deed, mnm."' .repl;sd the, engineer is
Joits the engine up was nor . cow
Cedar Rapids Gossip.
| - Robinson. =" You know Dumlev
don't you. Brown ?" Brown-s Oh. ye.3
Robinson" Well, as mar, how does he
strike you !" Brown" Sometimes for
Eve dollars and sometimes for ten
Eschange. -. - <. 4 {
Brown .was taken suddealy i'll.
Your case is . serious oueAn v,s the
doctors verdict on being called.n Now.
doctor, tell me the truth. am brave:I
mead."-zAe Jisdas. = zr3T5
-" Let me tell you, said the ooutsibu-
tor, about my first poem" "I haven't
time, said the editor, gently, but with a
tinge OF weariness but rfl sit here ali
night if you'll tell me about your last
one. ne.s-BurGeHe. ri sasf
-" What do you publish paper for.
I'd like to know?" sarcastcaIly incurred
an irate politician, sacklipg eounsFy edi-
tor. "For 81 q year. ia advanogn ~.
sponaed the editor. aapd Won owe fr
four years Washington Ctitic. =
New Jersey Mother a TuIu d;dn,.
hear that young man kiss yeu m ma a.
hall last night?" ,LnIu '(shyiy)--. Yes,
maw;" Motherv. Then be- hasr pro-
posed ?" Lulu" No, nav, not yet. but
| am almost sure he will. l."-Ntr York
StSn.s 81; lkTas1s o. ss.s .s.Gs+=g. 81 -
Miss Caustic-How persistent Mr..
Speck is in his attentions 10 you, my dear.
Miss SopAt-Isn'E hs, ahsighf . frsal.
~ think he is not jyst right II his mind.
Miss Glow discerning you are. nav
dear. Exactly, the same idea occurred to
me.-Judge. ~ = : ''''''
line rate Df. bethun0 once asked q
morose and miseriy nlan how he was get
ting along. The man replied +" Whist
business is that Of yoursf" Said the
Doctor: "Oh, sir, / am one Of those who
take an interest in the meanest of Gods
crea,ures."
-"An unfortunate mistake occurred in
last weeks edition." plaintively mutters
q Cusser county paper. Wereferred to
Mr.. TAKEN, candidate for Sheriff on the
opposition ticket, as 'rough-hewn dia-
mond.' 1t should have been 'rufianly de-
mon.' We trust our readers will forgive
the mistake - Ons0ha Bee.
The new game called s Editors De-
light" is played in this wise: Take .
sheet of ordinary writing paper, fold it
up carefully, and enclose bank note or
postal order sufficiently large to pay ND
all arrears and year in advance. What
adds immensely TO she pleasure of the
game is to send along the name of new
sabseriber or two, accompanied By cash
"A prosperous future for Florida is
assured. Boom or no boom, there is
money, brains and energy now within her
borders sufficient to make her one Of the
most prosperous Of all the States. But
the tide of travel and the incoming of
new settlers will not cease, and her ma
terial advancement in the near future, as
in the past, will be subst antial aud rapid.
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