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The morning news., 1888-09-27
BRIGHT BITS.

The secrets of much success in this world are
cash, confidence, cheerfulness, and constancy.--
Baltimore american.
HUSBAND "a bow-legged man at Saratoga
Shall we ride or walk, my dear?
Nife-We will ride John, love, you look bet
ter In carriage
THE circus tumbler makes his summer salt
fr m a spring be ard landing on mattress that
breaks his fall. He will do this all winter If
inducements are held out.-NelU Orleans Plea
yltle.
THERE are a million men in this country who
daily enter cigar store and ask: Have you a
good cigar?" And not one Of them has ever
found a tobacconist honest enough to reply in
the negative. Detroit Free Press.
SKIDMoRE- There goes one of the most re-
markabe men of the present day.
Hawkins-Indeed! What has he done?
Skidmore- Hegan keeping a diary Jan. 1, and
didn't stop until last week-The Cartoon.
HUSH" he whispered, with warning gest-
ure, isn't that the night watchmans rattle?"
No, Mr. Sampson replied the girl, sup
pressing yawn, that is the cook grinding
coffee for breakfast. st. Louis Republic.
CONSTANT READER. No we don't know of
an actual case where a man blew his brains
out by blowing into the muZZle of a gun TO see
If it was loaded; but we can point out several
cases where the victim blew the top of his head
of. "-IerTe Hdute Erpress
INA RACE between a zebra and an ostrich held
III LAilZiDdT GCctuIlS Tue prize was given bDe
rider Of the zebra, although the ostrich came in
100 yards ahead. The zebra's Jockey claimed
that his rival won ON a fowl and the Judge sus-
tained hin.-Hdrpers Bdzdr.
NELLIE-What. Did you accept Mr.. Nicefel-
low last night?
Maud-Y-e S.
"Oh, you foolish girl Why didn't you wait
awhile? Now he'll begin to economic, and the
ice cream season isn't half over yet.-PhiladeL-
phid Record.
BoGIER-I See that johnson has gone into the
frog business again 1t is one of the curiositi S
Of human nature that people won't take warn
ing by disaster
Mrs. Bogler-On the same principle, l sup
pose, that so many widows get married-Terre
Hdute ErpTesS.
"Yss Geerke,n she said, Uncle James is a
lawyer, as vel as papa and Uncle Henry
Plenty of lawyers, dear" he remarked with
allowing smile.
Yes, George; but they are handy for young
ally to have in the family in the event of any
crawflshng you know."-1ime.
Mr.. HIcARDE-Wen l went to church this
morning.
Mr. Jack Potts-Bet S. you can't tell what the
text was.
Five goes. This was il: Wine amt marker
when strong drink is raging And l should say
It amt t.H-Ierre Hdttte Express.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

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The morning news., 1888-09-27

Republican Hypocrisy.

Here is a statement by the st. Louis
Globe-Democrat which is intended to give
the impression that republican methods in
elections are pure and honest. 'No repub-
| lican s,ate," saws that journal, "allows
elections to be decided by intimidation, per
| jury and robbery. The humblest democrat
can go TO the polls and cast his vote un-
molested, and with the assurance that it
will be counted as cast.n
Is this true! Without pointing out the
| dishonest election methods of the republi-
cans of Ri de Island and other republican
states, the intimidation of voters sought to
be practiced by republicans in New York,
which is not a republican state, shows upon
what that party's hopes of success are
based. A few weeks ago an officer of a
corporation in New York drew up paper,
which, when signed, would bind voters to
vote for Harrison and Morton. Arming
himself with this paper, he made the rounds
of employees of the corporation. He did not
| submit the matter to their con
sideration, and leave it optional
with them whether or not they should sign,
nor did he appeal to their reason. He
suck the paper under their noses, and ut
tered two words: Sign this" He might
S well have said, Sign, or get out" The
| republican national committee, through
the republican manufacturers league, has
sent out lately to republican manufacturers
a circular requesting them to forward lists
If voters in their employ, in such form as
that they may be preserved. The fact that
Mr.. Thomas C. Platt is chair
nan of the league suggest
| that some underhand work is contemplated,
and if the truth were known, it probably
would be found that the object is not to
| Hood the employees with campaign htera-
ture. but to see how many voters each re-
publican manufacturer employs, and to
hold the manufacturers accountable for the
votes of their men. Very likely it is not
too much to say that the manufacturers are
expected to compel every voter on their Ii It's
20 vote the republican ticket
The assertions of republican organs that
the Republican party does not practice in
timidation, bulldozing and fraud in cleo
tions will be taken for what they are worth
That party is making life and death strug-
gle in this campaign, and the fact that the
chances are against it will not have a
tendency to cause it to resort solely to
fair and honorable means of securing votes.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
An Amused Spinster.
Fronl the Proridence JonrnaI

FTOW Wt fTUUIutHct JOUTNdI
Among the Philadelphans at Bar Harbor this
after having lost three wives was suspected OF
being in state OF consideration whether TO
take fourth for the soIace of his declining years
His name came up in conversat on one day
when spinster of advanced year, was present,
who was suspected OF having endeaYored TO
ensnare the gentleman in former periods of
widowhood. Various things kind or otherwise,
had been expressed when one lady remarked
that she had always found Mr.. G. dull
Have you, really?" responded the spinster,
with the utmost unconsclousness Now think
MIR. q. used to be extremely amusing when he
was In the habit Of getting married"
The remark was received with shouts OF
laughter, aud, of course, came in time to the
ears of Mr.. G..
"Gad!n he is reported to have said. "she
knows a thing or two. I'll amuse her some
more"
And before the season was over their elderly
troth had been plighted
The morning news., 1888-09-27
WHERE SHE HAD HIM.
A Domestic Dialogue In Boston with
the Usual Ending.
From the Boston Courier.

From the Boston Courier
Wife-The Bible says much in favor Of
women, John thought that the Israelites
kept their women in the background, but if
they did the Bible, which is their history,
doesn't.
Husband -Humph, The Israelites did well by
keeping their women in the background, that's
where women should be.
W.-But still the Bible says that
H.-Oh, know there are few women men
toned in the Bible-there was Jezebel, she was
a woman.
W.-Yes, and there was Ahhab ;.he was man.
And there was
HIT is no use talking, Mary. The Bible is a
history of men, Women are mentioned only in
cidentally, as they had influence on the actions
of men. The book says very little about women
compared to what it does about men.
W. (musinglyJ-Y You may be right after all,
John. now when come TO think of it. There is
one thing, at any rate, it says about men that it
does not say about women.
II. (smilingl-I thought you would come to
your senses, Mary. What is it the book says
about men that it doesn't say about women?
w. (placidly)-It says "All men are liars"
Then the husband arose and put on his hat
and went out to see what kind of night il was.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

The report is again in circulation that the
President will lose the valuable services of
his private secretary, Col. Lamont, after
this term of office, Col. Lamont, say the
reports, is a journalist, and he doesn't feel
at home outside of newspaper office. and
lie intends entering newspaper work in New
York as part proprietor, with editorial CON
troll, of a new journal. 1t has impressed tie
public that Col. Lamont has felt very much
at home in his present position, and that he
has made about the most remarkable pri-
vate secretary any President has ever had
He is in the right place, and he knows it,
and Mr.. Cleveland knows it. Why should
he want to get outf The probability is that
he doesn't, and that he will be there four
years more after March next
The morning news., 1888-09-27
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The morning news., 1888-09-27
Her Preference.
From the SomerviiIe Journal.

From the SomerUiiLe Journal.
II was glorious evening,
The moon was full and bright,
The air was soft and balmy--
A perfect August night.
Across the park they wandered
A young man and a maid;
He was little timid,
She not a bit afraid.
The walks were half deserted
(The hour was growing late)
Fond lovers on the benches
Were sitting tete tete.
The sweet perfume of flowers
Weighted down the evening breeze;
The electric light shone brightly.
Among the dark stemmed trees
Snow, isn't this delightfulf"
The simple young man said,
"These lights among the foliage,
The full moon overhead"
She hesitated slightly,
Then glanced about the park.
"Well-yes," she said-''or rather
1t would be If 'twere dark"
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Candidate Benjamin Harrison is making
speeches at the rate Of about six week
Hardly day passes but what a handful of
people go to his residence in indianapolis to
see what sort of an animal "chump" is,
and the chump takes advantage of the occa-
sion to shoot off his mouth. 1t is little
wonder that Chairman Quay feels discour-
aged. Even a man of tact and of unusu-
ally good sense could not talk as much as
Gen. Harrison without saying good many
unfortunate things, or without causing the
public to become tired of him.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS

SPECIAL NOTICES Savannah, Florida and
Western Railway Notice as to Florida Freight |;
Select School, Nine Chastenet AS to Crew OF
British Steamship Starlight; The Opera oil
vette" at the Theater, Oct. 2
BARoMErEEs AND THERMOMETERS, ETc'-L' &
y. S. VI. II.
CHEAP CoLUxS ADvERTIsKhESTs-Heip want
ed: Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Lost; Miscellaneous
DRESS GooDs-J, P. Germaine
PRoPosA1s-For Dredging in Jekyl Creek, in
brunswick Harbor, and in Savannah River,
Georgia.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
Chandler Doesn't Believe It.
From, The Neg York Times Und)

from tfe NeiC YOfE Tunes lIndD
1t is a firmly seated conviction with Mr..
Chandler that very large number of American
citizens lie awake o. nights in dread of the con-
sequences that will fall upon this devoted land
from the domination of the Democratic party
in the south. Chandler himself is not In the
least alarmed on the subject. With him it IS
purely a matter of business. The more anxiety
the more republican votes. If he could manage
to get up nice little massacre of negroes every
week between now and election he would go
into the affair with all the GOODNESS of his calcu
iatng and practical mind.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
Then she Relented.
From the Washington Critic.

F,om the Washington Critic.
Wife (piously)-H Henry, wish you wouldn't
swear 80
Husband (shocked)-I don't swear, my dear
Wife-Yes, you do, or just the same thing.
You mustn't say "by George" or by Jove" or
"by Ned" or by anything.
Husband tsubmissively) Mot even buy new
bonnet, lover
Then she was very. very sorry for her thought
less reform movement, and, coming close to
him, threw her arms about his neck and asked
him 10 forgive her.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
Dealing with Absconders.

Future absconders to Canada, who skip
to that ountry with their pockets full of
money belonging to other people, must be
very careful what kind of currency they
carry with them, unless the decision of a
court in that country is not sustained.
Some time ago a man named Pitcher took
all the bonds and cash of Providence, R
l., bank to Canada with him. He was Oh
the point of starting for England, when
he was ARE sted on a charge OF
bringing stolen money into Canada
He hal In his possession at the time some
American gold coins, aud it was proved
that they were part of the stolen goods
The judge decided that while greenbacks
are not legal tender in Canada, gold coins
are, ana therefore have all the attributes OF
property. On the strength of this decision
the jury found Pitcher guilty, and he will
have to spend term in a Canadian peai.
tentiary if the decision is sustained and he
is not granted new trial. Of course he
will use every effort to get new trial.
Bank presidents, cashiers and others who
have notion of taking up their abode III
Canada will be put to the necessity of keep
ing posted in future as to what constitutes
egal tender in that country, and they will
save to keep track of legislation on the sub
iect, if the decision is affirmed, as 1t would
hardly be worth their while to rush
off to a Canadian penitentiary. If
Pitcher is put in stripes,
the effect will probably he to
| prevent In a measure so rapid an increase
in the American colony in Canada, and
| those who become members of the colony
may take less money with them. 1t is
| hoped that he will get what he deserveS-a
long term of penitentiary life. While it is
! true that his punishment would not have a
very appreciable effect on the absconding
business, yet it would be step in the right
| direction. At all events, the case in ques-
ton goes to show that the Canadian courts
are not inclined to protect American
| thieves.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Does protection protect That is ques
ton which good many people are asking
themselves Well, some does, and some
does not For instance, the high protec.
ton offered by the republicans does
not 1t imposes great hardships on
the masses of the people. But the protec-
ton to be afforded by the democratic tariff
policy would protect most effectually. 1t
would protect from poverty, caused by pay
ing such high prices for the necessaries of
lifa
The morning news., 1888-09-27

If there are any highwaymen and train
robbers in the west who need to be put out
of the way, let Alrs. Lizzie Bays, of Texas,
be seat for. Mrs Hays has acquired a ma
tional reputation by killing the Texas
bandit. Won't she have to take the lecture
field and tell the public all about how she
did it with her little gunl
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Congressman Mckinney, OF New Hamp-
shire, has had his ear to the ground, and he
says he heard sounds which justify the be-
lief that his state will vote for Cleveland d
and Thurman this fall. Yes says Mr..
Mckinney, New Hampshire is going
democratic just for fun" If it should,
Senator Billy Chandler would fail to see
the 1oke
The morning news., 1888-09-27
Kelley's False Move.


From the NeiU York Star Denny
The charges of Judge Kelley against Con-
gressman Stahlnecker in connection with the
new library building have fallen utterly fiat.
The only excuse that can be urged for Judge
Kelley in bringing such serious accusations
against colleague, without any evidence to
support them. is the statement by his enemies
that he Is in his dotage.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Gen. Simon Cameron, of Pennsylvania,
Is represented as saying that Mr.. Cleveland's
contribution of $4,000 to the democratic
campaign fund is Of itself enough to defeat
him. And yet the old man would hardly
advise Chairman Quay not to draw on Mr..
Levi +. Morton's "bar'l."
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Snowman Barnum is for Gen. Harrison
but Snowman Forepaugh is a strong
Cleveland man, and wants to bet $4,000
tat the democrats will win. 1t must be
admitted that Mr.. Forepaugh is not only a
good Snowman, but he is also an excellent
prognosticator OF political events.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Some of the esteemed northern news
papers print great many faisehoods con-
corning Mrs. Amelie Rives ChanIer. Per
haps they do so Ignorantly, or perhaps ma
liciously. At any rate, it is bad practice.
Mrs. Chanler is charming and gifted
southern woman
The morning news., 1888-09-27

There is at least one fair in Georgia which
has not Teen postponed, and that is the
North Georgia and Alabama Industrial Ex.
position, which opens at Rome next Monday.
Rome is blessed with considerable push, and
she will have good exhibition.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
Mr. Rlaine Losing his wits.
DAoiIO ANS AS A
From the Providence T'e[e0,-dnn (Denal

From the Providence Telegram (Dena.)
1t may take some time and deal of trouble
to reach trusts. but they will be reached as wit
ness the fact that sixteen bills have already
been introduced in congress for their prevention
and punishment. Mr.. Blaine was never states
man, now he is not a smart politician.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

What is this news that cones from Ohioi
The democrats likely to carry that states
Oh! no. They won't do that. They may
carry every other state, but Ohio and Penn
sylvania will cling to their idols. Ohio is
the only state in the union in which the
bloody shirt can still be waved with profit
to the republicans. Ohio is a great state in
some respects, but it is many years behind
the times in others.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

1t has been decided that Gov. Hill, of
New York, will speak five times, instead of
three, in Indiana. His speeches will be at
Richmond, Terre Haute, indianapolis, La
fayette and Green astle, between Oct. 10
and Oct. 20. Undoubtedly, Gov. Hill will
arouse great enthusiasm among the Indiana
de mocrats, and his visit to that state viii
help the democratic cause very much.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Mr.. Blaine is expected to arrive in New
York to-day, and in day or two he will
make speech at the polo grounds. 1t
would be safe TO wager fine hat with Mr..
Dana, Of the Now York Sun, that Mr..
Blaine will not say that the jute bagging
trust is an affair with which the farmers,
through their representatives in congress,
have no right to interfere
The morning news., 1888-09-27

Citizen George Francis Train writes to
the New York World to ask: sis it pos
sible the south prefers yellow fever to my
advent there." For Citizen Trains relief,
it is stated tat the south greatly prefer S
his advent to yellow fever. Between the
two evils, the south will take Citizen Train
every time.
The morning news., 1888-09-27
CURRENT COMMENT.
Not to Be Blamed.

From, the Boston Globe Dem)
The Texas republicans are hardly to be
blamed for omtting to place ticket in the
field. The democratic majority in 1884 was
The morning news., 1888-09-27

1t is about time for the esteemed republi-
cans TO repeat the story that Chairman
Brice is to retire from the national demo-
cratic committee. Mr.. Brice is actually
going TO retire from active duty some days
after the election in November.
The morning news., 1888-09-27

To-day, in the Senate, Mr. Billy Chandler
will hear himself talk. His subject is one
that is dear TO his heart, viz, election
frauds and intimidation in the south. Mr..
Chandler understands perfectly well that
his charges against the democrats Of the
south are untrue, but he fails TO grasp the
fact that no more political capital is TO be
gotten out of them. The New Hampshire
legislature should not elect this fossil to the
Senate again, and the probability is that it
will not,
The morning news., 1888-09-27

It is said that there has been rupture
between Col. Bob Ingersoll and the repub-
lican campaign committee, and that Col
Ingersoll will make no more speeches in the
campaign. Very sad, indeed Did the
colonel object to the prominence given Mr..
Blaine in the canvass. He is understood to
have formed lately very uncomplimentary
opinion of the "Uncrowned King" and
"Greatest American Statesman
The morning news., 1888-09-27
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