The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-07-21

want living, SO begin 70 whack up. Z
may want to run Tor "a state Office or buy
watermelon and viii need money and
lots oi IL to do either. want 10 keen i'm
ficsh at least one pound ahead OF DR.
Metcalf and am afraid can't do IL nm
less can manage 20 get more than one
square meal a day Make note Of this
heart-rending appeal.
Hennehcy has left town. This
HE viii be news TO some. hut not
HAS many. He has gone to Waters
GONE meetand will manage the Affairs
oithat place Tor while. Before
he lett here his friends dressed him all up
In fine style and gave him loaf OF bread
and = bologna sausage. When he reach
ed Stager he accosted Station Agent
O'Hara with: "Say mister, put {hr
sausage in your sale, I'm feared it'n get
fly blowed around this mans teOwn.
You keep it here until call for II, or, no.
Yer better give me check for IL, might
want to send for IL. Say, thar, Mr.. Con
dutcor, you don't know how To run this
train, ] will take charge Of this train my
SELL You 20 back on the section where
you belong, your too brand new for this
mans teown." Hennesey Ia harmless
fellow, and very much out OF his head
most of the time
III ~ man should come along
HE to-day" said one of our mei>
WILL chants TO me the other day,
SELL 'and offer one cent for my store
building and stock In trade,
would take IT, provided, however, he
would double every day for twenty-iour
Il ps IA - otxs A.
day, two the second, four the third.
eight the fourth, and 40 on, until the
end oil the time specified" On fret
thought this would look to be a most lib
eral offer, hut a little figuring will show
any one who will take the time that the
amount realized by the merchant would
be very snug sum OF money. A small
beginning some times has a great ending
and 1t is 80 in this case. But il IL sale TO
say the merchant will find no one to take
his business Tor necent under such con-
ditions.
heard an amusing thing the
other day from n child Of
cHLD's about four years of age. The
REMARK little one had overheard her
| mother and Others talking of
the Catholic priest who had just arrived
i'm the city. Finally the child learned to
know the priest by sight, and the very
first opportunity that offered accosted
the reverend gentleman with "hello,
preach" !" being AZ near as she could get
towards saying priest. The good father
enjoyed ~ hearty laugh with Others who
heard the child's innocent remark.
/ have several times wished
HOW TO l knew as little about chow
RUN A to run a newspaper" as n
PAPER certain loud-mouthed brli-
nette-a wouId-be all-round
everything not far from this city. IL
seems that the rule as laid down by
Owen Meredith
The half.empty bottle the freest emits
The liquid that's In H.
holds good In this case, and I have SER
ious doubts IL this shady bottle is even
one-quarter full.
BY reading the two newspapers
FIGHT i see that all isnot well between
roA James Il. knight, OF the Norway
FINISH Current, and Henry g. Camp
bell, mining editor of the Flor
ence Mining News. This is Mr. CnmpbelI's h
first newspaper quarrel since he has been
on the range, and Mr.. Knight IN not one
TO quarrel much, but this case IL claimed
to be particularly agrevating on both
sides and Is, 40 far, the most clean fight
ever witnessed between editors. 'Just
as we go to press" Mr.. Campbell has
condiderable the best of his adversary