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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13
EALrr,aoRE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.

EAITlGCRE AND POTOAAC RAlLhOAD.
For Erie, Caiandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagars
10:0Op. IN. daily, except Saturday, with Palace
ing Car Washington to Rochester.
Fer Willismsport, Lock Eaven and Elnirs, at
$3.50 a. M, daily, except Sunday.
For New York and the East, 1920, 900, 11:0O
and lao g. M, 200, 40, 1000 and 11:2O
|. p. m. On Sunday 900 and lao a. m, 200
4:1O, 1000 and 11:20 p. N. Limited Express
of Pullman Parlor Cars, $40 a. M. daily, ex-
Dining Cars.
For Boston without change, 200 p. m. evory
For Bar HarbOr without change daily, except
Saturday, 200 p. NJ.
For Brooklyn, N Y, al through trains connect at
Jersey City With bosts of Brooklyn Annex,
affordrg direct transfer to Fulton street, avoid
ing double ferriage across New York City.
For Philadelphia, 7:20, 900, HOO snd 11:4O
q. m, zoo, 4:1o, 6:O0 1000 and 11:2o p. m.
On Sunday 900 aud 11:40 s. ~, ZOO, 40,
600, 1000 and 11:20 P. m. Limited Express,
Parlor Cars $40 a. m. week days, and 3:45
D. n. daily, with Dining Cars.
For Baltimore $50, 7:20, 900, $40, $50, 11:00
End 11:4O am, 1905. 200, 3:45. 4:1O, APO,
4:4O, 600, 7:4O, 1000 and 11:2O p. m. On
Sunday, 500, sos. $50 and LAO am. 200,
S:45, 40, 600, 7:4o, 1000 and 11:20 p. m.
For Popes Creek Line, 7:20 a. n, and 4:4O p. NJ,
daily, except Sunday.
For Annapolis 7:20 and 900 a. m, and 1905,
APO and 600 p. NJ, daily except Sundays.
On Sundays at 900 a. N. and 4:10 p. N.
ALEXANDRIA AND FREDERICKSBURG RAILWAY
AND ALEXANDRIA AND WARRINGTON BAILRoAD
For Alexandria, 900, 6:35, $40, 9:45, and
1867 q. e., 1904 noon, EOS, 4:25, SOC, 5:55,
sos, sos, 1905 and 11:37 p. m. On Sun
day at 600, 9:45, and 1857 q. m, and 2:30,
$50, sos and 1905 p. m.
Accommodation for Quantico 800 p. m. week
days.
For Richmond and the South, 500 and 1857 a.
n, dsily, and sos p. M, daily, except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, Cos
.7:O5, 500, $40, 1915 and 11.O7 q. NJ; 1:2O,
800, 3:23, 5:1O. 7:05, 9:32, 1912 and 11:05
D. m. On Sunday st 9:10 snd 11:07 3. m. !;
200, $40, 7:05, 9:32 and 1912 p. m.
Tickets and information at the Office, Northeast
corner of 18th street and Penns. Avenue, and st
the station where orders be loft for the check.
ing of baggage to destination from hotels and
residences. ]. 3. WOOD, 6. P. A.
CHAS. E. PUGH, G. n.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13
THE ALEXANDRIA
Real Estate Investment, Trust and Title
Company.

OGce-No. 4 south Fairfaz st. Telephone No. 2
President, PARK AGNEW.
Vice President, JAMES B. CATION.
Sect'y. and Treasurer II. B. HARLOW.
HAVE FOR SALE
large list of city and country property, consist
ing of FARMS, MILL PROPERTY, DWELLING
HOUSES, VACANT LOTS, &c.
All persons desiring to buy or sell real estate.
or to negotiate loans upon real estate security,
will find it to their advantage to give us call.
In all investments made By US upon real estate
security We guarantee the most careful examina.
ton into the questions Of title and sufhciency of
security. je25
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13

VIHE ENTERPRISE NEAT CHOPPER is the
4 best; does not grind the meat, like other
cutters, but CHOPS 1T. It is useful for many
purposes ALL THE YEAR ROUND in preparing
chicken salad, beef tes, mince meat, hash, &c
For sale by JAS. F. CARLIN & SONS,
nov3 Alexandria, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13

TrairO losve Washington. from citation, corner O.
Sixth snd 3 streets, q, follows:
For Pittsburg and the West, Chicago I4i1nited Ex.
press OF Pullman Vestibule Cars at $50 a. Ia,
daily; Fast Line, 500 SIN dsily, to Cincinnati
and st. Louis, with eleeping Cars from Pitts
burg to Oincinnsti, and Harrisburg to St. Louis,
dsily, except Saturday, to Chicago, with Sleep.
Ing Car Altoona TO Chicago. Western Express,
at 7:40 p. m. daily, with Sleeping Cara
Washington TO Chicago and St. Louis, snd
Except Saturday. Harrisburg to Cleveland,
connecting daily at Harrisburg with through
sleepera for Louisville and Memphis. Pacific
Express, 1000 p. IN. daily, for Pittsburg and
the West, with through Sleeper to. Pittsburg
and Pittsburg to Chicago.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13
FOUNDERS AND MACHINIsTs.
W. S. MOORE,
kaGliliSt, Iron and Brass Founder
au1paN1ru Am prAnrn
(oLD DOMINION WORKS.

Nos. SO and SO Union street, Alexandria, Va
Will furnish and repair al kinda OF Machinery,
Iron and Brass Castings, Wrought and Caat Iron
Fences, Mill Work, Ship and Blacksmithing. Edge
Tools, Mil Picks, Facing Hammers, and all kinds
Of Mil Work made and repaired at the shortest
notice, and at reasonable prices.
The highest market price paid for Old Wrought
and Cast Iron, Brass and Copper. ie21
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13
WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.

WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.
ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave Alexandria 9:07 g. M and $50 p. NJ;
arrive ct Round Fill 11:30 a. m. and 7:20 D. m.
Returning, trains leave Round Hill sos a. H..
and i:25 p. M, arriving at Alexandria at 1923
q. m. and 3:47 p. II.
The 907 a. In. train from Alexandria connects
at Round Hill with stage fo- Blue Ridge, Berry
vile and Winchester, and a. Leesburg with stages
for Aide and Middlebnrg.
The 9:07 3. n. train and 4:50 p. N. train from
Alexandria connects at Vienna with stages for
Fairfax Court House
Through tickets on sale at the principal stations
to all points. For rates or information apply to
shy agent of the Company, or to
]. S. B. THOMPSON, D. P. A.
Alexandria, Va
JAS. L. TAYLOR. G. P. a.
Washington, D. g.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13

CUGAR-CURED JoWLs, Br
y Shoulders and Hams, small sil
my18 ].
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13

GHOICE BUTTER and FRESH EGGS constant
janao &c. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-13

DRIED CHERRIES, Evaporated Peaches and
IL Apples for sale by
jan20 ]. C. MILBURN.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

The contagiousness of leprosy still con
tines TO be n mooted question. DR. Rake,
superintendent of the Trinidad Leper
hospital, has made report to the British
Medical association which embodies the
results Of his experiments in the cultiva.
tion of the germ Of leprosv, the bacillus
lepre, which have been under way for the
past four years. He says that ID at a
tropical temperature and on the ordinary
nutrient media It. has failed to grow the
bacillus lepre. ) in all animals yet ex
amined be has failed to find any local
growth or gene raj dissemination If the
bacillus after incubation whether be.
meath the skin, In the abdominal cavity.
Or in the anterior chamber; feeding with
leprous tissues has also given negative
results; so he has found no growth of the
bacillus leprfp when placed in putrid fluids
or buried in the earth, He further saws
that an inq,,.ry of this kind is practically
endless, SO varied are the conditions Of
temperature. time. nutrient media, living
animal tissues, or putrescent substance,
and 81 many are the observations neces-
sary to avoid or lessen the risk OF errors
Of experiment. Science.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
In tho Presence Of a spore.

The scourge which makes readers Of
telesraphic dispatches from Florida trem.
bic appeals to q vague sense of horror
end dread Il tells how helpless are we
in the presence of plague which is only
q despicable little living thing. SO iniin-
itesimally little tina, we can neither see,
nor touch, nor paint. nor kill it, II q
Marks or Shepherd could only photograph
1t: If VIC could so netting for its coveys;
If We could discover its habits and ring
bells and catch its swarms in beehives: il
we could build great fires in the streets
and make streets and houses perfectly
cry and force cir currents bardened with
these Tying spores into flames: If we
could sec the shape and how these little
creatures move. we could perhaps de-
stroy chem. Out art and learning and
genius and the truesr heroism. ever illus
trated In self sacrifice. are all impotent
and uncrowned and Illuminated In the
presence of q spore.--Duprs In Birmins.
ham tAls.) News
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
New York Produce Market.

NEW YORK, Nov. IS
FLOUR Receipts 20.9oo packages, exports, 7ols
barrels; sales, 800 Repeat quotations including
800 City mill extra IS Oas5 SO, 1880 line, ~ 3Ua
s3 Is; 800 supertine, 81 O0as3 50, extra No. 2,
- tOasi 10, $50 winter wheat extra, e. e0as4 %
Oi.. Minnesota extra, II ooas6 Is, southern flour
dull, barely steady, Rye flour moderate demand.
WHhAT-keceipts, 1850, exports "a, 900. safes,
ls,0oc, quiet but steady, No spring nominal II6
No. hard, 1870, Nc. red ll0ul elevator, llls fob
ii2lallaa delivered; No red, nominal, ll5; No. /
white nominal, ll2.
kYE---dull.
BARLEY firm and quiet
CORN Reccipts, lig 40 exports. 0l 9lo sales l57
OOh; dull and weak; steamer, 5ya; No. 2, 4yiu5O
store and elevator, 5Ot delivered.
OA1skecepts, e5,ooo, exports, lsi7; sales, I'D, ;.
600, lower, No. 3. 80 do white .itti No. q 3ia3I
do white, 34i3ii, No. /, nominal. do white, "
Mixed Western, 2sa3!; white do, 40uiO
Corr EE---fair, Eio, dull. l5,.
SUOAR---duil, reiiucd, dull.
PhtkoLEt Mstrady, united, sos
foRk---steady.
BEEF quiet.
LARD--steady, western steam Is 57iass 60 .
closing Is 3D. city steam, fe %, refined quoted
IS IS, continent Us IS ). A.
BurTkR---hrm, demand fair.
CHEESE quiet, steady. Freights TO Liverpool
dull
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

Mrs. Ida S. Bowie exhibits in Gage &
which is good sample of her work 1t
evinces good conception of expression
and is without doubt satisfactory likeness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
Thanksgiving Proclamation.
Governor Marble has issued the following
Thanksgiving day adlress.

Governor Marble has issued the following
Thanksgiving day address.
Among the traditions inherited from cur
fathers is the observance Of a day of tina nks-
giving, praise and iestiyify near the close OF
every year. Thu memories that cluster
round this cherished legacy canse its return
- be hailed by the people of Maine with
pleasure and gratitude.
In Recognition IF this Christian and sppro-
pirate custom n0x established in ali the
States of this UniDn and in accordance with
the recommendation Of the President Of the
United States, with the advice of the execu-
tive council, hereby designate Thursday
the twents ninth day of November next a. a
day of Thanksgiving AMI prayer.
Tn that occasion let US forego our usual
yocations, and in appreciation Of the bless
inss of peace, health and comfort that have
been showered upon Us as a people through
out the year, LII up our heart. Io Him '-~no
doeth all things well, in earnest thankful
ness aud praise.
And / apps al TO all those who are the
recipients Of plenty to remember that they
have the poor with them always" that thus
remembering gu. of their abundance in
deeds of charity, and with a liberal hand
they minister to the sick and dispense ma
terial aid to the poor and unfortunate, TO the
end tina: all may enjoy fully as possible
the si1ty-eighth Thanksgiving day anniver-
sary of our State.
Among those oInmitted in the list of illu
minators given yesterday morning. were the
following II. W. Bicknell and +. X Par
| fridge. Water street, whose stores were dec
| grated With profusion with Japanese lanterns
L. X. Smith, Chapel street, Mrs. Washburn
| Mr.. W. IL. Leighton and Thomas O. Pease
Gage street; X. w. Soule, house and store
On Kendall street., ID. NJ. Boyuton, ID Long
fellow, E. Hilton and H. Stone; Walter Fos,
and Allan Brarln also very prettily il
Illuminated. ConT street was also brilliantly
illuminated. The following are some OF tn,
good republicans who participated: b E
| Folsom, thirty Chinese lanterns, flags, bunt
ing, red fire, etc II. w. Plummer, candles
| Chinese lanterns; Marden Bros, Chimes.
lanterns; j. X. Holt, NJ. f. Richardson, pro
prietor Kennebec House, Mrs. Lydia Worth
ing, East Side Eating House; J. ID. Foss
barber, Chinese lanterns; Z. \. Savage, liz
cry stable, Chinese lanterns; W. II. Jones
Chinese lanterns; G. +. Doe, G.. W Newell
| Mrs. Ida s. Bowie exhibits in Gage
Soule's window a. portrait of a young lad
which is good sample of her work. |
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
Timber Land for Sale.

H., me north hali of Township No. Q, Range Franz
I'm .ounty, Ne. Also two blocks one mile square
aa2ining In No. 2, X. 5. This tract contains
Detween 5000 and 600 acres the largest part Of
linen u heavily timbered with pine spruce and
oaf, which has never been cuIled: estimated Al be-
tweer forty and fifty millions II Is well WatereS by
:. nioef stream and Tim Brook both Of which cross
y, taxing 10 part OF the famous Tim Pond. These
streaips empty INFO Dead River which comes int,
tne Aennebec below Msosehead Lake.
GILBERT LONGfELLOW.
-" -, a" Manhias, Maine
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

nYVTnDH EC Cheaply, speedily. Quietly.
UlVOhCLS Desertion. Non-support, In
erahce, for parties residing in any state Ad.
vice, blank appir and circulars giving the al
vorce laws of every state sent for stamp. l. +. W.
GILLISr, Attorney, go South Clark St. Chicago, ILL.,
nov6d&wim
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

yHNO ADVERTISERS.-Low Rates for ad-
4 yertising in 1000 good newspapers sent free.
Address t:EO. T.. HOWELL .. CO., 10 Spruce
street, New York, nov6dSwlm
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MARKET REPORT.

The Augusta quartette will sing at the A
y. U. W. entertainment this evening.
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DR., LCUCEE'S

VrALIZlMC COMPOUND.
Is absolutely tho greatest known k3:aeiy for
tho Radical cr-e Of Serbia, Ccncerc1s EG-
mors, Diphtho-.tic or Miae:,l blood Poison
ing, Dyspepsia, Ekeumat.,-1, Lsefsy and
Liver C -2r' 4tat.
CT. per Bottle % FIR g.. At Druggists.
Lougec Modlcino Co., Lynn, Eass.
oet2l lrud xw6mnr
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Special embellishments.

Small advertisements, not exceeding three hnes
coming under the head OF WANTED, For SALH
To LIT, LosT, SC, Will be inserted here TIM
for Is centE three timed 40 cents, and one wstt
for so cents,n paid IN advance. iF NOT PAIr y
ADVANCE, REGULAR RATES WILL BE CHANGED.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

Beware OF Fraud, as my name and the price are
stamped the bottom OF all my advertised shoes
efnre leaving the factory, which protect the
tgsnst high prices and inferior goods. II a dealer
Hes ". l.. Douglas shoes at reduced price or
says III iis them without my name and price stamped
OH the bottom, put him down as a fraud
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
IKAILOPSIS Hos sss FISTS NOT

KALLOPSIS f0s sEt sHrh . NOT
II marreu by Pimples Pustules, Black heads, Come.
do, Moth, Freckl-s, Wrinkles, Acne etc. Hal OPP
sis, medi, insl compound, the result of years OF
study by an eminent phi, stefan who has made skin
no. injure toe most delicate skin. II contains nc
poisonous substance whatever. Send SOC. by posta
note and receive trial package. 4 cure guaranteed
ANY skin diseases treated If descripti Is sent.
4. 4. BRUCE, NJ. D., Easthampton, Mass,
noy6dSwlm Lock Box 100
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
New York Money! Market

NEW YORK, Nov IL.
None call easy, ranging from to 3. last loau 2.
Prime paper at Ii to 81.
Exchange, dull and weak
Government bonds, dull aud steady
Railroad bonds, fairly active, firm.
The following are the ,.Hsing quotation. Of ~
cIrilinN.
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Nem Establishments.
M EN- r
A NEW PRESENTATION oF The SUBJECT,

NEW TkeSthIHIIUN Ut Ine SVOJIVIs
Genuine and reliable system strongly endorsed BY
prominent men. Power o. attention developed;
mind wandering cured. facility of conversation ano
command over language acquired, Taught thor
oughly by correspondence. inducements TO classes
Write for prospectus TO W. l.. EVANS. Ma,
novodSwlm 2s0 Fifth Avenue. N. Y. City.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

When the beat is loaded tho skipper
climbs to his shelf and gI2sps tho tillcr.
The crew of four men cast OF tho ropes
aud pick up their push poles. These
poles arc about ten feet long and from an
inch and half thick at the upper end
swell to two inches thick at tho bottom.
where they ere shod with n short pike.
Two of tho crow stand on tho starboard
bow and two ON tho port. one behind tho
other, and facing aft. place the lower ends
of tho push poles on the bottom of the
stream, tho upper ends against their out
board shoulders, and then throwing their
weight against tho poles. they walk Gft,
As the poles cannot slip along tho bottom,
t1o boat Il forced forward Tho push
boat ia a horizontally acting trcadnill.
@, course. tho men walk aft on the bilge
IlalIs. which arc left clear Of merchan-
disc, so that they can walk there freely.
Il j., distressing to stringent makes
hu feel Us il his own back was about to
brcGk-ncrcly TO look at the men as they
shove the boat clong; but the Big Sandy
boatIach AFRO hardy and cheerful race.
rnd not only do not fret and chafe over
their toll. but even walk away TO the
time OF Some rollicking love song or ditty
which they have learned from the favorte
artist CT II travelling theatrical troupe 1t
Catle,;s5urg.
Tho men get 81 day each and board.
The day runs from sunrise to sunset, and
IL that time -four men will shove boat
from thirteen to fourteen mics up stream
on tho Zig Sandy The pilot is usually
the owner of tho boat. lie gets seventy
Gvc cents hundred pounds for general
merchandise brought from Catlettsbrrg
20 Pikeville, distance Of 100 miles.
Flour lie brings at 81 barrel 1t is only
when tho boat has full cargo and o pros
porous passage tho boatmen say, that
the push boat owner gets any return on
his Investment. which however, is not
great, for g good boat costs but $50 or $40
-Pikeville (Ky.) Cor New York Sun
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

SALAk1 from SlU 10 500 per month to u few kood
~ statesmen to stn our goods by sample, 10 ti4
wholesale and retail trade. Permanent ,s.ti0n No
experience necessary. We are the largest mauufrs
IN our line of goods. Send &c stamp for particulars
No postais answered. Cent? nnal Mfg Co. Cin'ti,
%
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

NIANTED-People 10 know that | am prepared
w to lay new or old carpets at short lotise. Old
carpets taken up, cleaned and reaid. Leave orders
at C. c. Hunts Music store Of ", tie "a POSTAL to A
X. LEWIS, Lock Box 100 Augusta. oct .6dlms
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14
For Sale.

kNoh sAlE-ln Haiiowell. houses in different
A paris OF the city, wood lot in Manchester of Is
acre. miles IRON the city, stock and fixtures of
one Of the largest variety stores in Maine family
morse, u good roadster, safe and kind: 2 organs: a
large loi OF new aud second hand furniture stoves
etc Apply to 4. GOULD, Water St, lisllowelI.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

M ANTfD-tiy young man who can give tn.
w best of references as to character and re.
liability. position clerk in retail grocer. or
variety store Address x. G. 5" Journal Office
oct l6dtf
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To Let.

ITO LtT-A very desirable rent, on first floor
i for small or moderate sized family stable II
required Terms reasonable. Apply al once.
MRS. VI. Il. HODGES Il Chesfnut ST. East Side
lNlf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

TO LET good house TO rent to a small family
on Gage street. >hor; TX from WAFER -
HENRY BOY NToN, los Grove Street :
oct27dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-11-14

M Az TED-Lldy agents to canvass Maine and
w New Hampshire for tue Lalla Rookh dress
cutting system. Very simple No instructions
ltqoreo' sens readily. From $500 TO 5000 a
day can be easily made. For further parficnjars
address LENA C.COCnRANE, Augusta, Me-
ctl5dlms
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-24

ther lamp ergin," he continued, as !
blew second blast with the bellows.
"Sumthin' strange erbaout this light
business! Marthy, bring erlong er
light with er chimly ont "
| sneaked quietly out the front gate
while l had time. just then his bell
rang again.
"Ah, some O. them boyees err sendin'
voleutines. FL fix en-" And he sat
his lamp on the step and went round
to the back sile of the house, where
heard him filling a WATERFALL from the
we'll. At this minute | caught hur
ried whisper from Steve, who passed
me on the run.
Skip, quick! Their Jedge is or fol
lern' Their line"
Sure enough, the Judge was follow
ing the string straight into the Dea
cons front yard.
The Deacon was ready for him.
The very second the Judge reached
the door-steps he received the contents
of WATERFALL full in the chest. He
tripped on the step and fell over. As
lie attempted to rise the deacon made
vigorous application of his boot on
the Judge, whom he failed to recognize.
Come raound hyer ergin, Ell (boot) =?
Ring mer door-bell fer fun, will We
boot? Blaow aout mer lights, hah
(boot! I'll larn yeou ter cum raound
hyer, consarn ye boot! Take tibet
(boot), an tibet (booD, an naow jest
tarn yer face raound till / make aout
who yeo b.. Sweet corn an ginger !
Els Their Jedgew
And the Judge and the deacon played
Betsy and l air aout' for several years
before proper explanation was made
Aunt Becky was right when she said
we had been Matching more mschie,
On tha at morning.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-03-24
DOps YOur Wifi Act So-

At o'clock yesterday evening. as
was hurrying from my fashionable
boarding house to the theater, L was
startled to hear Groan, which issued
apparently from a neighboring lamp
post, and was followed by the words ::
"Oh, Lord | won't have dinner before
Q o'clock" In the gathering gloom 1
distinguished my young friend Smith
ers, who was happily married some
months ago, and has delightful homo
and tirst-rate dinners.
"Why, Smithers," I said, "are you
ill? Perhaps l had better go home to
dinner with you" had already dined,
but could hayo dined again-wlth
Smithers.
"Not tonight" he replied, YEARLY.
"We won't have any dinner tonight.
You see, my boy, Mrs. Smithcrs is in
there" and he pointed to the windows
of the residence IN front of which we
were standing. "They are having ;
o'clock tea. They have been having it
now for three hours, by George, Just
smell that coAee!" And Smithers
groaned heavily.
"Well, why aren't YOU in there too?"
L dSheu. mere arc Olllet men III Ullo
house. can see them pass the win
dows."
Its because | am married" said the
disconsolate Smithers. AT this par
ticular sort of social event no mar
ried men are allowed only married
women, unmarried women, and bache-
lors."
"Well, what are you loafng around
in the cold for, them"
ooh, | am waiting for Mrs. Smithers.
I told her l would be here at > o'clock,
and she could tap on the window to let
me know when she was ready to 60"
Has she tapped?
"She hasn't tapped, "-KanSaS City
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