The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1888-02-25
FULL OF FUN,

day who had been q success in bus
> ness all his life. without advertiser,
He was a burglar. --DriH
: Twenty-Five bars for a quarter.
, 10 what the sign read. But when I'll
fellow went In to buy them it was NJ
soap but music. -DansuiHe Breeze.
WHEELS it true. hubby, this
alcohol will take stains out Of silkp
Husband-.''Yes. dear" Wife-..Well
please breathe on these grease spots
there's a darling."- 7oscn Topics.
Your recommendations are per
fectly satisfactory. but Il can't hir
you said Mrs. Qnidunc. my las
coachman was much thinner an,
you'll never fit hislivery coat.
-Ah!ever thus from childhood's hour
My oyster soup has been this way,
1 one by one, pick out the shells,
And then I throw them all away.
Detroit Free Press.
Maud awakening suddenly at !
Il m)-'Mother. there's q man trying
to break into the house" Mother
wearily)-''Hush my child; it's your
father; he's afraid to ring The door
bell. Birmingham Herald.
"A charming young student Of Gruk
Once tried TO acquire Volapuk;
But 1t sounded so bad
That her friends called her mad,
And she quit in less than wuk.
-Ailmankee Sentinel.
Photographer: IF you and your
estimable wife could look q trihe less
mournful l think the picture would be
more satisfactory Deacon MADDEN
-''Young man, IL son Jacobs in Jail
for hoss-stealin'. THIS picter's fer him.
Let her go!'-Judge.
"A hail.storm visited a Nebraska
town recently and demolished half of
the windows in the place. In the
midst of the storm the local band
was called together, in the humor.
IL spirit of the West, to play Hail.
the Conquering Hero, Comes. lid.
Bis.
1t is said that a Maine clergyman.
a man of great simplicity Of character,
told a friend of the difficulty they had
in getting their youngest child to 60
to sleep. did YOU ever try one of
your INC on him. Doctor?' asked
the friend jokingly. NO. said the
parson, seriously. Il never thought
of that" A few days afterward again
meeting his parishioner he said: "Oh,
do you know, l adopted your sugges-
ton of reading oae of my sermons to
my boy, and it worked like a charm"
~ y Sun.
-"Speaking of mushrooms and
toadstools, gentlemen,' chimed in
Dumley. "a friend OF mine not long
ago gathered n quantity of what he
supposed were mushrooms, and took
home. His wife cooked EN-, and
the whole family ate heartily of EN-"
''And did they all di,p' inquired the
very much shocked mo. they
happened to be mushrooms. you see."
Dumley. with a far-away look
in his eyes, ''but it was a narrow es-
cape."-M Y. Sun.
Omaha Dlme-.It would have
just been q blessing if you'd heard M.
De- Sainte lecture last night on The
Wrongs Of Women" sband-"O,
wouldP" Eyes, it would. Nj. Dc
talked beautifully, and he said
had no rights ut all; lie said
women to-day were as much down.
rodden as ever; he said we were mere
laves, abject slaves. What do you
hink of that?' Il think Mr.. De
'ainte is unmarried. ~ Omaha World.
They are in the shoe store. Mr..
Dan has bought for himself a pair of
comfortable arclics, and Mrs. Man has
itted her dainty feet with the sweetest
hing in handsome shoes the artist in
could design. How much do
owe you?' asks Mr.. Man. eleven
and a quarter" smilingly says
he diplomatic clerk; 'two dollars for
he lady's shoes and nine and a quar-.
er for your artics, sir" And his SAL
~ is raised. for he has gained for the
ouse a steadfast customer. -Brooklyn