Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1888-07-05
a RACY BOOK.
scintillatIng with Sarcasm and brilliant
Truth.
New York Letter.

Chap. l. "Has Malaria;" goes to Florida.
Chap III. "Overworked;n goes TO Europe.
Chap III. Has Rheumatism;n goes to
Ems.
Chap. " Has a row with his Doctor.
Ihave read deal of sarcasm in my day
but ! never read anything equal to tho
sarcasm contained in the above four chap
tel ed book, written by some anony nous.
| suspect the experience portrayed Is a
personal one; the author intirates as
much on page 81. Let Inc give you a
synopsis:
Malaria" as it states, lis the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up multitude of i'll fee ings which they 60
not understand. and dOnot care much to In
vestigate. 1t Is also q cover for such dis
eases as they cannot cure. When they
advise their patient to travel OF that he
has oyerworked and needs rest and is
probably suffering from malaria, It is
confession of ignorance or of inability ."
1.-THE patient goes abroad. The change
Is tonic and for time he feels better.
Comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent
headache severe colds, cramps, sleep
lessne S, irrltabirity, tired feelings, and
general un tness for business are succeed
ed in due time by alarming attacks or
rheumatism which hits about his body
regardless OF all human feelings.
alt is muscular.-in his back. Artlcu-
lar,-in his joints. lntammatory, my!
how he fears it will fly to his heart.
'Now oil he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course. to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands.
That wouli hurt his business!
Better for few days. Returns After
while neuralgia transiXes him. lie
bloats: cannot breathe; has pneumonia;
cannot walk cannot sleep on his lettslde'
is fretful; very nervous and lrrltaD!e; Is
pale and tlabby; has FIRE lucnt chllls ana
fevers: everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is BILL
ing him.
Great heaven" he cries, why have
you kept me so long in Ignorance. -
Because, said the doctor, Tread your
fate five years ago. though: best to Keep
you ignorant of the facts.
He dismsses his doctor, but too late.
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes OF him?
The other day a well known Wall Street
banker said to me lit is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease Is becoming.
Two Of my personal friends are now dying
OF It. But It is not incurable, am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impos-
sible. Tie case seems to me to be won
derful on. This gentleman formerly
represented his government In foreign
country. lie knows, appreciates and de-
clareS the value OF that preparation, be-
cause lis nephew, who is son OF Danish
Vice-Consul Schm at, was pronounced in
durable when the remedy, Warner 5 safe
cure, was begun. Eyes, said his father,
III was very skept cal, but since taking
that remedy the boy l. well.
/ happen t. know what 1t wa that
cured the boy. for Genl. Chri tian en-, of
Dexel, Morgan ~ Cos, told me that 1t
was that wonderful remedy Warmers
safe cure.
Well. | su pect the hero of the book
cured him, elf by the same means.
cannot close my notice etter than by
quoting the author adv ce:
"lf, my friend, you have such an eX-
perience a. ! have portrayed, do not put
your trust in phys an, 10 the exclusion
of other rcn edial agencies. They have
no monopoly over di ease and personally
know that many of them would far prefer
that their patients should go to heaven di-
rect from their pow rless hands than that
they should be aYed to earth by tie
use of any unauthorized means"