New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-05
RICHARD HARRIS,
Died February ~. 1887,
OF Delirium Tremens,
AGED IL Yeara
-(Boston Traveller.


An old fellow in Franco has been married soven
times. And a woman hater says that he ought to be
disciplined by tho church for having committed tho
deadly Sins.
"Oh, brothren,p shouted a temperance orator, let
build high fences about homes and shut out from
our con. communities NJ the e. hateful liquor trac' Now
Right you are,' yelled a man in the crowd: "Tve
ncr soon q ct the M
ton Critic.
Tho University OF Pennsylvania will break ground
in the spring for a handsome library building which
will cost $4,000. OF this amount $4,000 has
already been raised and tho trustees expect soon to
raise the remaining $780, 900 for the building and
$4,000 additional for endowment A move
ment Is also under to erect an alumni nall, to
contain large auditorium for the use Of the students
We notice that tho United States Circuit Court has
been rendering decision in reference TO organetto
music" Organette musicf Let's SEQ. Al, yes, that
must be music made by little organ. The pure art
less note Of the Mugwump newspaper would seem to
BE- tho idea
An Arizona seance.-Omaha Man-went to spirit:
ua sesncc down In Arizona, ehf Anything happen!
Arizona MAXWELL, yes. Tho medium went into
Of a man who had been murdered, and that the
murderer sat in the audience
eve all ran"(Omaha World.
That was a remarkably Intelligent hair dresser who
told reporter tho other day that she had studied up
lately and found that Psyche was the most beautiful
Greclan woman that lived. Her hair, too, was
inv ariably done up by OF the simple knot that
bears her name.
Nothing much has boon said recently about Kansas
City, Kansas but Its citizens declare that II has
future and that IL Will soon begin to loom up il
own account.
Friend TO PLAINTIFF: swell, / you won your
suit. congratulate YOU" ,
SAINT To
you lost your suit, old man -
! Defendant Yea, the scOundrel beat me"-tEpoch'
| Says "The Arizona Howier," I" The handy logged
dude from Boston who keeps the Rpsnorter' going
while its measy old editor L. SOLDERING up processes
to be afraid Of u.s. and passes our Office Oh a run.
The little follow needn't DO afraid Brought up AZ
wo have been, in the old school Of journalism
whose rulo to take a man Of your size, We afs
incapable OF warning on tender foot dude Ia Ia
little creature. you safe under tho shield " The
Howlers' contempt"
Not new danger-FaIr Passenger ION ocean steamerD
! Captain-MiiIons OF wild logs are tossing about on
tbs ocean from wrecked rat, and we've }u't t,s%
Pardon my haste but l must hurry down to tho cabin
LOG booki Mercy IL must be very 'on'ni'" w
currenco then "-(Omaha World
A western critic Of the Democratic party says
that Won never can tell whether It is going 70 play
! the lion or the donkey. This Is not happily put
The late Edwin Forrest used to say: u p'a~ h'"-'
and plaay othello; but, sir ! am Hamlet oO'
in a similar way IL would DO proper to say Oh 'h'
Democratic party. It tries to play the hon' Uu'
Il is the donkey, wherever It essays that eharA'''
which Is frequently.
In Virginia town -, =, ,,,,.,oss
phIianthtopst to Editor sent barrel OF pota.oos
and sack OF -four to the poor wo~an ana onnu.v .
Won called attention TO IN your last wccA Pspos'
! EdItor-with tears In his eyes And thoy "or0
very gratefully received too, ] assure you and
called to SEQ II there was anything eso e"u~ v"
! tor them -. 4, A. ,vtf, u.ants n dresS
and tho boy and gtn need shoes bsdly-tw asninS'on
Critic