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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-08

NEWS OF THE TWO STATES TOLD
IN PARAGRAPH

Four to One Offered on Cleveland in
the Betting at Albany, Monday
Murder Near Buena Vista-Marietta's
Runaway Girl Found and Tells
Strange Story.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-08
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF GEORGI

ST RUNNING SAVANNAH TO MACE
AND ATLANTA.
STANDARD TIME, Goth MERIDIAN
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
American Public Buildings.

1t is not only jobbery in municipal
and State architecture which makes
our public buildings inferior as q class
to those built BY private enterprise. 1t
is not only because the architect of the
United States Government is changed
from time to time that the works for
which that Government is responsible
are so often discreditable. The whole
system By means of which the gov
eminent manages such matter is a bad
one-bad not merely in the sense that
it is not always well administered. but
in the sense that it cannot be so adj
minstered as to result in an average
of works which would rightly represent
the standing of American architecture
to-day. Until the system is radically
changed-until the architectural busi-
ness of the United States Government
is put upon such basis that it will
tempt the hands of our very best arch
fleets. and will permit that many of
them shall join in devoting to it por-
ton of their time-until this good day
comes, American citizens may feel sure
of being as we'll served (if they wish)
as any individuals in the world, but
the American people must be content
with worse service than any other
nation accepts. 1t must be satisfied to
put itself on record as too blind or too
Indifferent to see and appreciate and
secure a quality of work which year by
year excites IN ever-growing admira-
Won among our foreign visitors. 1t
must submit to perpetuate the sins of a
past general on of architects when it
might be giving immense assistance to
the virtues of the generation which is
now ut work and of those others which
is to follow in its steps. if We may
trust our English critics. with still
greater freedom of effort and power
and skill.-7he Century.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Winning a Wife by Strategy.

A delightful old lady tells bit of
amusing history. illustrating how the
scarcity of marriagable women in the
West fifty years ago facilitated husband
getting for any of the sex who did
stray into that part of the world. A
Boston woman married a Unitarian
clergyman and went to settle in Alton,
ILL.,, where in due time she was visited
by a young lady friend. Mrs. F.
announced the anticipated visit and
one Sunday morning the guest arrived.
Sunday afternoon and evening brought
the stranger constant stream of
masculine callers. Many stayed to tea.
and twenty came in after even
ing service. Some called betimes on
Monday to make formal profers of
heart and hand; but alas! for their
hopes, the fair Bostonian was already
engaged TO the man who had been
clever enough to ride out and meet the
stage, becoming thereby her COM
panion not only for the last stage of
the journey. but for life as well. =
Boston Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
rts of M ns. tn. nlov she bar.

It's of no use. The pillow. the hars
row. the Goth and the Vandal have
not gone over the old home more re-
lentlessly than they have plowed and
furrowed this face.
Still the small boy must speak. He
passes few commonplace. He gains
better footing with the proprietor.
At last. forgetting Riley Rose. he
warns to his subject and describes the
homestead which at least in one poor
memory. has been kept kempt and in
ting.
A picture so eloquent evidently inter-
ests and fatters the saloon-keeper.
"Lemme see." saws he. that was in
Ohiey, wasn't itP"
mo. il was in Indiana"
'Oh, yes; I remember now; 1 did
clear place in Injeanny. Yes. I've
cleared more ground than i'd ever
open agin. Place in Injeanny-in In
jeanny. Oh. yes! remember now.
That was the meanest quarter section
that ] ever grubbed on. Yes, l got
the agur there at last, and had to git
aout. No. didn't keer much for the
people, if 1 reecklect right Jest a
middlin' lot, but I don't seem to fix
'em very well. Down in Obey, naow,
the neighbors hated to have me leave.
No. hain't played the fiddle in fifteen
ear, Bless yer soul! that was afore
the days of these cussed prohibition
fanatics. that break up mans busi-
ness and run him into jailr'
Ay! as! dear reader; but that was
also before Riley Rose. who loved his
neighbor as himself, had become a
keeper of village dramshop in tenn
perance county.-7he Current
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
The western freight war will end March
on
The Sweetest Girl fin school.

'She's the sweetest girl In SCHOOL," en-.
thusias tically exclaimed one young miss to
another, as they passed down the street
together. Edith is so kind and gentle and
unselHsh every one likes her. And she has
lovely golden hair and pretty eyes. Isn't
1t "A pity her complexion is so bad; it spoils
her looks. And then she has such dread.
full headaches!" The girls skipped along,
but it happened Edith's mother heard
what they said. 1t set her thinking. What
could be done for those headaches and the
rough muddy complexion, that was such @
trial to her gentle daughter. She recalled
what she had read OF DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, and on the spur OF the
moment she slipped into drug store and
bought a supply. Edith took it faithfully,
with the result that it cleared her disor-
dsred blood, relieved her headaches, made
her skin soft, fair and rosy, and now she 10
not only the sweetest girl in school," but
the most beautiful.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Agriculture in California.

Southern California agent-Thero,
sir, look over into that field. Did you
ever see a man pillow so easily as thatp
Eastern farmer-By gum! The pillow
does seem to go easy. don't itp The
man seems to enjoy it
Eyes. sir; keeps jumping and dancing
along like boy; just see his heels fly. !"
"Looks a good deal like jig. l must
say"
Little boy (native) Pop amt dane
in; he's tryin' to keep outen the way
O the tarantulas an rattlesnakes wot he
turns up.-OnsabG World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Hit u Hetl, Wsys

Arkansaw Traveller.
Matthew Steffens is Chicago police
man who has had streak OF lnck.
Many day, when the mercury ran Low,
has Matthew shivered on State and Her-
rison streets and contemplated the I'M
happiness of the policeman's lot. One
cold night last month an idea flashed
forth upon his inner consciousness and
grew upon him as he trod the ice along
this weary beat, impelling him almost
against his will to WOO the tickle goddess
Fortune.
And so he took two dollars OF his
hard earned wealth and bought two
tickets, each but q tenth coupon, in the
lottery whose monthly drawings are
overseen by those two ex-confederate
warriors, Beauregard and Early. And
when on the It'll of February the draw
ing occurred it transpired that Mat
thew's preseDtiment was tip from his
good angel, for one of his tickets was
tenth Of No. 1855, which drew the
first capital prize of $3.50, 900, while the
other drew tenth of prize OF Sl0O;
The latter wasn't much, but 1t showed
the fellows luck.
A Traveller reporter dropped in at the
Harrison street station day or two ago
Tile bdkc Vi boclHS NV coSAA -
lucky man might look, but Steffens was
gone. He had got his $4,000, bought
q saloon on State street, and taken Q
train to the Hot Springs of Arkansew to
thaw out the cold that had accumulated
during the recent blizzard. Clerk Dan
lei Hogan was on hand, and said he saw
the $15, 900 when it came, on February
18th, all in $500 bills in Southern Ex-
press envelope, from the Louisiana
State Lottery.
Mr.. Steffens will return to Chicago in
n few days, when his many friends will
have q chance to congratulate him at his
saloon, at No. 1886 State street. He Is
now on leave of absence, but upon his
return he will send in his resignation as
n police officer, and with such COM
Portable little fortune as has thus come
to him, like gift from the gods, he
can take life easy, and never shiver on
beat again.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
FOREIGN POliteness.

In Italy, as we'll as in France, we
often find pleasant disposition to Of
fer service, even if it is not directly
paid fcr. I was once in city of
northern Italy. where I needed some
articles of clothing. Having just ar
rived, l was entirely unacquainted with
the place, and inquired of clerk at
forwarding or express office. where l
had some business, the address of a
good shop where 1 could buy what I
wanted. He there upon put on his
hist and said he would 60 with me to
one. I did not wish him to put him.
self to so much trouble, but he insist
ed that as did not know the city it
would be much better for him to &C
company me. He took me to the best
place in town. helped me in my selec-
ton, made suggestions to the shop
keeper, and when / had finished my
business, offered to go with me to buy
anything else l might want 1t is pos
sible that he may have been paid for
bringing purchasers to this shop. but
the price paid for what bought was
so small that there could not have been
much profit to anybody. and / do not
believe that the large and wealthy firm
by whom this young man was employ
ed would allow one of their clerks to
60 out in this way merely to give him
chance to make little money. Let
any stranger in one of our cities enter
an express Office and try to get any of
the clerks to go with him to Il tailor's
store and help him to select a suit of
clothes. and when he has made known
his desire, let him wait and see what
happens next.-Frank r. Stockton, in
81. Nicholas.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Events That Happened on FRI
day.

S-' S@ASo . @~e~s 1872 SS&@S> 49, - -
day.
Washington born on Friday.
Queen Victoria married on Friday.
Napoleon Bonaparte born on Friday.
Battle of Bunker Hill fought on Fri
day.
America discovered on Friday.
Mayfower landed on Friday.
Joan of Arc burned at the stake on
Friday.
Battle of Waterloo fought on Friday.
Bastile destroyed on Friday.
Declaration of Independence signed
on Friday.
Battle of Marengo fought on Friday.
Julius Caesar assassinated on Friday.
Lee surrendered on Friday.
Fort Sumter bombarded on Friday.
Moscow burned on Friday.
Shakespeare born on Friday.
King Charles L beheaded on Friday.
Richmond evacuated on Friday.
Battle of New Orleans fought on
Friday. Cincinnati Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
A Cows Tricks.

The Englishman who travelled
around with the menagerie to be on
hand when the lion should at last bite
off its trainers head should have turn
ed his attention to Mr.. Napoli's cow.
That interesting cow of Dayton, Neva-
da, induced her master to put his arm
down her throat to pull out potato
that was choking her, and then calmly
closed her jaws as effectively as the lion
could have done. That cow has great
possibilities. Francisco Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
THE Stove Door Yawns,

"Spring poetry ought to bring a
good price now, hadn't it Mr.. Ed
itorp"
"Why, SOP"
"'Cause it's in advance Of the season.
Strawberries fetch better price when
they've been raised in q hot-house.
don't theyP'
$50 they do. come to think Of it.
Well. you bring some of your epics
around, and I'll fase 'em In my hot
house. and whatsvsr they're worth
after that III pay toG''--yspksrs Ga
ssttA
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Tho Ice Bridge nj Niagara

Has formed, and many people have al
ready crossed the river upon it below
the falls. The scene from Falls View,
where the Michigan Central train stops,
is one of remarkable beauty and gran
deur. The emerald waters of the falls,
with the angry rapids above and the
rainbow tinted spray below, with gigan,,
tic icicles hanging from the cliffs and
the trees and shrubs on the shores and
Goat Island covered with curious ice
formations, with the wild mass OF ice
burgs stretching over the turbulent wa
ters where the Maid of the Mist sails in
summer, all combine to form a specta-
Gle seldom to be seen and worthy of a
lengthy Journey.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

The Michigan Central does not as
sumo the ownership of the Niagara
Falls, but it does offer to it's passengers
from the station at Falls View, the
grandest and most comprehensive spec
tacle that the great cataract affords. 1t
is the only road that runs directly by
the falls, and from this point all parts of
the cataract, the angry rapids above and
the boiling caldron below, are in full
view. At this season when the cliffs
are hung with gigantic icicles, and the
trees and shrubbery covered with curl
GUS formations of frozen spray, the
scene reaches, in the language of Bay
ard Taylor, 'the climax of beauty"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

OFT obscure the road that leads to health,
Unmarked by board or sign;
Wisdom avails not, powerless is wealth
To sooths those aches OF thine.
But do not despair, with life there's hope,
The cloud conceals the sun;
With Pierce's Favolite Prescription at
hand
Your LIES full course may run.
More truth than poetry in these lines. as
thousands OF ladies all over the land now
blooming with health testify to the great
curative powers OF DR.. Perce's Favorits
Prescription, adapted by much research
and careful study to the happy relief OF all
those weaknesses and ailments peculiar to
females. All druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Excursions at half fare to Tennessee, Mis-
sissippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas
and Texas, via the Wabash Western rail-
way. Excursion train will leave Omaha
at 3:15 D. m. as follows: March 9Th and
goth, April Sd and Gath. May 9Th and
22d, and June 9Th. Full information give
en- by calling on or addressing G. N. Clay
ton, Passenger and Ticket Agent Wabash
railway, 1902 Farnam street, Omaha.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Symptoms-Moisture; intense itching
and stinging; most at night; worse by
scratching. II allowed tos contine tumors
form, which often bleed AID ulcerate, be.
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment
stops the itching and bleeding, heals ulcer
alton, and in many eases removes the
tumors. 1t is equally efficacious in curing
all Skin Diseases. DR.. Swayne 81 Son,
Propretors, Philadelphia. Swaynes ONT
men can be obtained OF druggists. Sent by
mail for SO cents
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

The Union Pacific has just arranged with
it's eastern connections for q series OF
semi-monthly excursions to ell points on
it's lines in Kansas and Nebraska, and as
far west as Sterling, Colorado, on the Ne
braska division. Tickets for the round
trip will be sold at the rate OF about one
limited fare by way OF all Missouri river
points over the Union Pacific. Ten days
will be allowed going and five returning,
and the tickets will be good for thirty days
with stop-over privileges within these lin
it's, over the Union Pacific lines in the
states named.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

To enable all parties interested to make
cago & Northwestern Railway System,
that company will run series OF cheap
land excursions during the months OF
March, April. May and June. Tickets for
these excursions will be sold from all prin-
cipal stations to various points in lowe,
Minnesota. Dakota, Nebraska and Wyom-
ing, including . the famous Black Hills
region, at the very low rate OF one fare for
the round trip, and will be good for return
passage at any Tina within thirty days
from date OF sale. For particulars apply
to the nearest Ticket Agent, or address
E. P. WILSON, General Passenger Agent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

land Excursion to Lower California.
March 31st, cheap land excursion to
Lower California will leave Omaha over
the Burlington Route, scenic line to
California. Those desiring land for farm
ing or speculation send stamp for circulars
TO c. w. Mount, General Land Agent
Lower California Land Association, Bar
ker block, Omaha, Neb.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Don't sneeze sneeze, hawk, hawk, spit.
blow and disgust everybody with your
offensive breath. II you have acrid,
watery discharges from the -nose and eyes,
throat disease, causing choking sensations,
cough, ringing noises in head. splitting
headache and" other symptoms OF nasal
catarrh, remember that the manufacture
era OF DR.. Sags's Catarrh Remedy offer, in
good faith, $500 reward TOR case Of
catarrh which they cannot cure. The
Remedy is sold by druggists at only so CITE.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

A clergy man, after years OF suffering from
the loathsome disease, Catarrh, and vainly
trying every known remedy, at last found
prescription which completely cured and
this dreadful disease sending self adj
dressed stamped envelope to Prot. J. A.
Lawrence, Pig East 9th st., New York
will receive the recipe free OF charge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Scrofula, Bronchitis. and General Debility
will try SCorT's EMULSION OF Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites, they will find i'm
mediate relief and permanats benefit. Tho
Medical Profession universally declare it q
remedy Of the greatest value and very pal
atable. Read: "Ihavs used SCOTS Emul-
sion in several cases OF Scrofula and Debil-
ity in Children. Results most gratifying.
Ny little patients take it with pleasure"
w. A. HUBERT, NJ. D., Salisbury, III.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
Pleasing the Public.

Reporter (confidentially)-'I've dis
covered some awful abuses in one Of
the city departments"
GLORIOUS! Write 'em up,
double lead it and-what party do the
rascals belong top
s'Ours."
''These municipal scandals are
mighty dull reading; the public don't
care for 'em; go out and see If you
can't pick up good lively cock-fght
or something. Omaha World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

LIFE is burdensome, alike to the sufferer
and all around him, while dyspepsia and
it's attending evils hold sway. Complaints
OF this nature can be speedily cured by TAX
ing Prckly Ash Bitters regularly. Thou.
sands once thus afflicted now bear cheerful
testimony az to its merits
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

II you live on less than yoa cart yea wifi
soon be abs 70 senht 40 yeaf cash Ia the ss7f
lras Observation-Disclosures gsih
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

TESTED BY TINE. For Bronchial affec-
tions. Coughs, ETC., Browns BRONCHIAL
TRooHEs have proved their efficacy by q
test OF many years. Price % cts.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Who is WEAK. NERVOUS. DEBILITA.
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FULNESS in SOCIETY, PIMPIES upon
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EARLY DECAY and perhaps CONSUME.
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the CELEBRATED Dr. Clarke, Established
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Study 1t makes NO difference WHAT you
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Of speedy relief and cure. Send 2 cents postage
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EcSend 4 cents postage for Celebrates
Works on Chronic, Nervous and Dell.
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Thousands cured. Offices and parlOfs
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

cuts, swellings, Bruises, Sprains, Calls,
strains, Lameness, Stiffness, Cracked
Heels, Scratches Contractions, Flesh
Wounds, Stringhalt, Sore Throat,
Distemper, Collie, whitlow, Poll
EVIL, Fistula, Tumors. Splints, Ring
bones and SPAWN In its early stages.
Apply st. Jacobs Oil In accordance
with the directions with each bottle.
Invaluable for the Use Of Horsemsn,
Cattlemen, Stablemen, Turfmen,
Ranchmen, Stockmen, Dro-
vers, Farmers.
FOB FINE HERDS, CHOICE STOCK,
Common Herds.
Sold By Druggists and Dealers Eccrnraere.
TINE CHARLES A. voGElER CO., Baltimore. Nd
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

The Missouri Pacific railway and the
Iron Mountain route will run semi month
iy excursions to Texas and Arkansas on
the following dates: March 7th and 21st,
April 4th and 25th, May 9th and 23d and
June 9Th at one fare for the round trip.
These tickets will be sold to all points in
Texas and Arkansas and will be good for
sixty days for return trip and fifteen days
will be allowed for passage in each direc-
ton. with stop-over privileges in the state
to which ticket is sold. Ticket Offices 21s
South 18th street and Union depot,
Omaha,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05
= CRANE 7


The king OF Siam is thirty years old and
has thirty children.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Spirits OF frumenti is called educated
whisky in Bridgeport.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-05

Marshal p. Wilder, the humorist, il 60
ing to Japan to make the Mikado smile.