Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-05-19
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New York Letter. Ar"'"'
a. Chap. l. HAS Malaria;" goes TO Flor.
rS uhap. II. "ovcrworked;" goes to
% qRh ,,,pp III. "Hns rl,eumatism;" goes
I1hip. ~. Has row with his doctor
nave read deal Of sarcasnl in INV
my mt never read anything equal ~
.ne above four cllaptered book. written
~ some anonymous. / suspect the ex-
perlehce portrayed is a personal one.
sne author intimates as much ON pace
o.; Let me give you a synopsis;
malaria, as it states, sis the cloal,
WIN which superficial physicians cover
np multitude Of i'll feelings which they
10 not understand, and do not much
care 70 investigate. II is also a cover
,9r such diseases as they cannot cure.
nhen they advise their patient 10 travel
or that he has overworked and needs
rest and Is probably suffering from ma
iarii, ~ - confession Of ignorance or
of inability" =
The patient goes abroad. The
ehange is tonic and for time he feels
better. Tickle appetite, frequent head
aches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless-
ness, lrritability, tired feelings. and
general untitness for business are sue
ceeded IN due time by alarming attacks
oil rheumatism which fits about his body
regardless OF all human feelings.
IL II muscular, in his back. Attic
Mar, in his joints. Inhammatory. myl
how he fears IL will fly 10 his heart
Now of lie goes 70 the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course. to
get well; at the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands!
/ That would hurt his business!
Better for few days. Returns.
After while neuralgia transfixes him.
lie bioats; cannot breathe: has pneu-
mnnia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on his
left side; is fretful; very nervous and
irritable; is pale and habby; has fire.
quent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems 10 90 wrong; becomes
suspicious; musters mp courage and de-
mands 30 know what is killing himl
Great heayenl" he cries, "why have
yon kept me so long in ignorance?"
Because" said the doctor, 81 read
I yonr fate five years ago. / thought
best 10 keep yOu ignorant OF the facts. I"
he disnisses his doctor, but too latel
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes Of him?
The other day a well known Wall
street banker said to me lit is really as
tonishing how prevalent bright's dis
ease is becoming Two OF my personal
friends are now dying Of it, But it is
not incuable | am certain, for my
nephew was recently cured when his
! physicians said recovery was impossible
The case seems to me to be wonderful
! one" This gentleman formerly repre-
Hepied liis government IN foreign
country He knows, appreciates and
declares the value Of that preparation,
! because his nephew. who is a son Of
Danish Nice-Consul Schmidt, was pro-
nonncei incurahle when the remedy,
/ Warmers safe cnre, was begun. Eyes, 4"
said his father, II was very skeptical,
but since taking that remedy the boy is
3 well"
/ happen 10 know what il was that
cured the boy. for Genl Christianson.
/ Of DreKel. Morgan & Co.'S, told me that
/ il was that wonderful remedy Warmers
safe cure
I Well, suspect the hero OF the book
I cured himself by the same means.
/ cannot close my notice better than
/ By quoting the authors ndyice:
/ II, my friend, you have snch an e1-
/ peFiencc as / have portrayed, do not
I put your trust in physicians 10 the ex-
4 clnsion OF other remedial agencies.
4 They have no monopoly over disease,
and / personally know that many Of
/ them would far prefer that their pa
I tients should so 70 heaven direct from
/ their powerless hands than that they
should be saved 10 earth by the use oi
any unauthorized means.
~ NO. L. rithnnt rnnnlind Int nn1