Telegram-herald., 1888-12-21

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frosn ST Pal. - sl.s chs<sed with heF
Mszlaa@polls frie2d ever sas bargain
eoantex.
What on earth l. thsrf never heard
q il. !" and the ALzEnsspohs glEi pe~red
sro<nd excite<ily ca the fsrnlnAns gutter
of "a big dry goods Aoosa Was II possible
THAI there ws.s ne~ fad II tie fss1Aons
snd she Ignorant. horrloAei
s'Oh. my. II iSnT 10 ~esar, smiled the
other condescendlngiy, raLnEns<tng over
tha pale u ribbons reduced from 81 cents
70 10 osats. Its . somethAz you do.
It's : new scienoe, q SORT ~ medicine.
Ma Is Just perfectly Wild oveT it. Pa
says, whenever We talk of a. and you
know how ses "a ls' well, he says rats.
and slams the doors, bslt makes no dl1teT-
ence " ma and l. Ps is nos al al up Ia
spiritual things, and ma l. - prosres-
sive. Why, 10 you know, selecting q
collar reduced from IS cents 10 1 cents.
''thaI this new sciences = more fun than
ANY thing"
but what 90 you dor persisted the
other, grabbing over another woman .
head At a reduced handkerchief.
Why We Just deny things; sickness.
you know, headaches or neuralgia or amy
thing We say there Is no pain. and
there isn't That Is. We believe there
isn't. which Is the same thing"
still can't understand"
"Well. | should remark You couldn't
Nobody can TIL they are instructed Ma
and | paid 800 for the full course. We
were Just as ignorant as you are. We
were Just awfuly dull al the beginning,
and now we can do just everything"
''Hew do you DO icf' said the Mime
apoLs girl with growing interest.
II told you by denying it," snapped
the other. "Our hired girl had an awful
toothache, and was going 10 quit right in
the middle OF house cleaning. Win you
believe me, ma just began 10 deny it and
SAY there is no pain; there is nothing but
good. She told the girl 10 say il, too.
The next day the girl was well Pa said,
but pa can be so disagreeable, most peo-
pie are who are without inner vision, he
said il was nothing on earth but cTeosote
and camphor aud lininent and ashes"
THAT might have helped her" VEN
tured the Minneapolis girl.
Not at all. 1t was Just mas going
of in dark room by herself, shutting
her teeth. fixing her eyes and denying
it; that did it,"
"How lovely that must be- sighed the
other, enviousIy regarding the wise St
The friends having finished the pur-
<Ioca - r,ri- .,fi iona arad fha CELLAR
and having handled everything within
reach, trippsd to the outer door.
They discovered too late the proximity
of . French boot heel and 3 Bermuda
banana peel ~,
There was flntter, a crash and swift
running of chromatic scales The lovely
| St Paul girl was curled up ike white
pine shaving. = -
"Oh, dear o. dearl I've got an inter.
nal injury. NV arm Is broken and my
climbed up into the arms of her friend.
cheerfully. '>There's nothing the matter
with you. You're not hurt bE There's
no pain. You are just as well as | am
You didn't break your back or skin your
elbow or bump your head, all is good
why, you nasty thing" sobbed the
dusty, broken up st. Paul belle. "Dc
you suppose would fib? Do you think
that horrible fan didn't hurt me? Just
give me my parasol- don't thank you
| for such insinuations.
"But there is no pain; you said 50. ]
was just practicing your science
thought
"Oh. you thought you would be smart
Well, there's my car. It's time for my
train Good evening to you," and off she
bounced.
The MINNEAPOLIS girl prinked herself a
minute before the show window, which
isn't a bad mirror, and started home
murmuring: Wasn't that funny
MINNEAPOLIS Tribune.
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