The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-20


--Nlis Johs you have very annoy
leg hsbi, 81 saying Whats TIA, 2 when
ever you arc spoken 10. Can't you breal
yourself oi 80 Hssband greaaisgl Ef
vhsis tAsif
Bsisa Lockwood doesn't want relalia
iioh o. free trade Or protection, or any
thing like that What che wants is th'
White Hoase. 80 she can make sprinl
house cleaning a national affair
That's il r. exclaimed Mrs. Basoon
81 the concert. as the singers came on
sgelh 10 response to 40 encore "Mak'
EN- 30 ia over again until they get ih'
thing FiSbt
--"Are you man 81 family. sir n b
said 10 ,imid little ohsp who had ner,
vau way Of looking over bis shoulder
les, sir. sas tho reply, my wife has !
Insbana aud four children"
The oIa homeopathic theory is that
"like cures like" Bot We take motto,
that shen fellow likes girl hesp. and
sLe hkes liu b.ck there isn't much
chatcs for core iot sbtlar one.
Lsadlofd lmouuiain resort housed r
We'll, cir. trus, that iuba'iag our noun
iaia air viii enable you to return 10 ~
city With Renewed strength ash yisor
oaesi Can't tell yet, it ell depends o.
the lii
"A man bas sent SIS conscience money
soA church It's supposed that be al
Way > p, daring the sermon aud has al
last aNskcpod 10 The fact that be ought Il
pay for his lodgings
Two ladies' asked the price OF bach
fare and finding 1t was Is ceuts asked
"Ehal do you ask Tor carrying baggage
"Soihiae said Ben swell, you may
carry the baggage aud We will walk,
said the ladies
The mAa sho goes fishing aud sits ii
mp.inyiting posture on narrow
thwstt ifom early nom I'LL dewy eve and
CALI il iun, Is the rsme chap that never
goes TO church because the pews aren'i
comfortable,
Two old friends met ''Let me see. y
said one. N must be two years since |
saw you last, John You we're going into
jewciry store TO buy diamond ring.
'fes, ! remember" aud where arc you
goipg nov n I'm going into grocery
Flcta 10 buy Goldfish.
Father 20 bis little son, who has jast
handed him the teachers report OF prog
ress aud conduct for the last month"; -
This report Is very unsatisfactory; I'm
not At al pleased With IT, Little SON
told the teacher thought you wouldn't
be. but be wouldn't alter il.
"A gentleman b.ing threatened with
an infectious ityor said TO bis little SOD,
who In an siiee,ionate mood, wished 10
embrace hun. "iou mustn't hug mo
you'll catch the fever" Willie locked in
amsaemeni at bis papa, who. by To, way
model Of proprleiy, aud quickly ask-
Cd, why, papa Who did you hug r.
We'll, declare, Maria" said Mr..
Benlley, his head concealed bebiud The
newspaper ''who do yon suppose this
man Brown the boy preacher is T. Il
doG't AMOS. said Mira Bentley excited y,
"sbo Is be ?" why, he's Brown. a.
boy preacher, Aud the GOODNESS tist
arose between husband aud wife chill ed
The waitress 10 the bone.
-Poligamen have rights which must 0
preserved The imposing OF SlJ fne
upon mao 10 Washington who talked
loud enough TO awake the guardian Of
tho ciiyt peace seems harsh; but, then
what mus, have been the feelings OF the
somnoicnl officer 10 be ruiely aroused by
boisssl8ua conversation.
--sbc, My WASH, that dreary pla. 7
MOI CLEAN of humor 10 T. Bat don't
yon tbiuk seine 81 the serious speeches
were the mos, effective He Why
shouldn't they be 2 Tic author has had
The beat training 10 the world for serious
aud tragic ~rlisg SIZE --lnaeed Z He
Yes: be w&s the editor q All Eoglish com
ic per log three years
Departing Gussi 90 summer resort
laudiord) I've paid high prices for cy-
eryihisg I've bal. Mr., Slueescum, and ]
hAseai grsnuled Doht you ever set
en- APT L,ndlofi Certainly; we make
sspeclsl,y q liberslity ITO clerk AIR.
Hantob, ANDY awe ,hla genllemAn few
Of oar circulars.
CLERK 10 the nes arrivall- Gong TO
slsy iouef II don't know Have yon
al = boy xho pili 20 10 tho room with
M every night sud isrn oi the gas Y
"we cau iaruish yoa Nish one" Then
| nasy s,sF several days II ! hal 10 30
up aione i, would be !as, HE me 10 blow
oui the gas aud dis.
--''ii uAs geilias late ~hen the Girl said
shyiys 'lon look worried abo0i some.
ikire. Me- hntiatost \ an" be re-
piled "A bAss ID ray poke, $50 600
pee age ~ Governneai boads which |
ioa sLiy iarsoi 10 deposit to-day. and
AID asi1s tgom ih4i | i love yoa 20 de-
vol@aly. Miss Schmnsth0rn. ] an siraid
10 leafn ny fate As for The b0rds.
Mr. HutlsiO1, replied The girl. with a
hnslaess air. papa has safe 10 .hs house:
ssd ressriiag the ihe other matter. Why
--shy ihini 80 many Of Us are apt 10
borrow ,rosble. Mi. HsrkintoS."