New-York tribune., 1888-03-23
TIE TALK OF THEDAY

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TIE TALK OF THEDAY
Ono day recently, Boston teacher. who had always
oxhorted her pupils to do we'll whatever they did, 10
ceivcd visit from ono Of Dor old pupils she or
pressed tho hope that no was succeeding IN business
o and that no had not forgotten tho good advice she
had tried to give him in othor days.
1Oh, no." said tho young man. with solfcompla-
cency written in broad characters all his classic
face, al haven't forgotten I'm following your rule-
to do well whstevor you oslculsto to
mako the best mixed drinks In Boston. barring no
body"
lie bad turned bAtkeopcr.
Tho P.rs.Rhsr is sSns 70 continue r., PSs2as put assns sss
City has hundred thousand population: ti Sessa s,ca
ycssels come 70 our port and TN omsec Mt:..sion 1
We sdd The last 20 that none of homo tcs err nsed
fear we shall return to lower case type TINS soss0n
and that ground opleos e PAYING sons:rn.d Wc
shall prcons tho rspltd sustrs Of our city thronSn
ali unexprcd subscriptions over ssr snSsS uDv1s
to-bo-wshed communications Gro oons"n"'~~
Duluth Paragrapher.
Something for President Cleveland to think about:
No olorsymsns son has over been elected rros'0on'
for q second torn.
Not an Encouraging Answer Granny. whar you
FSs ,p..Anr was poor, puny little pIctaninny.
black as The spades who rudged Yearly slons, ,
monso b"ndis Of soed Clothes for tho
Granny an immense body. with sable yisagc.
Tc"n% snS wss D Is.
wP' .v,vs whr Yos swps .sy. KIM
sS ss!ns1 sGu x9sl wSS s~iSs sxS: SSsr swine;
a, vhr FT sw"s rwas
Il Is needless to say that no further information was
elicIted. in fact desired-(Hsrpors Magazine
Tho Irish giant sevep feet five inchcs) is dead An
| IN ha n
long homo
entorcd the parlor last night, Clara, is thas tho
beautiful Miss Wabash 2" .,ath.t
Gaar,s Sars-YssII SsiI dear with tho ''''n' u" '"
Wood township. Ind. contains man who IS 100
years old and has always been a Democrat He an
swers to tho name of Barney Conway. The choir VIII
please sing for Barneys encouragement the hymn be-
ginning awhile life's lamp holds out to burn"
The safo sIde-Littio Dot-I don't like to help wipe
dishes
Omaha Mamma-why not, petf ~,
@If learn how to do such things Just right Ill
grow op dear ,aso You learn how ANYTHING inst
rIgh. you'll never be servant girL'-tomaha "or'a
"Tho Baltimore American" prints map two or
tbree times a week designed to show that Baltimore
is the Liverpool of America This would indicate that
Baltimore is trying to Liverpool It's issues.
Tines 40 p. m. Prescnt-Mr Jones' Miss Belle
ann Miss beliefs It not about time that you go to
bed. darlingl Or are you going TO stay al" 'o'''0
"in Iittle tie EioNo me haInt going to stay VIII 90 no
more: m
Mr. Jones looks uncomfort able.-( -(Binghamton Re-
publican.
Tho cause Of hgher education is advancing In the
West Tho Iowa State University has asked the Legs
lature for 100000 to buy baseball ground for tho
students
what sort Of line is this triweckly limo hear Off
schoS rs them boats that to
git up tho ribber Thursdays an II they aon s' ''0"
they tries again nex' week-(Harper's Bazar.
Maiden Lane jewellers selling rmulets. said to
contain crystalzed tear from tho eye OF Cleopatra
Happiness, wealth and good luck will attend the
wearcs of the amulet. and 1t will cost you only hy
cents.
| In Maine.-MechanIc-I want gallon Of rum for
meEnap'Gst nraasst.IWRss IVFP'is Is your businessf
Bon s yes, Tvo hoard of alcohol being used in your
business: All right. sir
Dwell, suppose wen call 1t % 80.
D. (as NJ is isaving-By the way. how do you use
'"G MINK Irsi it with the paint.
D.-what kind OF paintf ,r,.,
M-Red I'm going to paint the town. tExiI'-
| boston Courier.
What cbuckle-head was It who designed tho City
Uau station of the elevated roadi He ought to be'
found and presented with FOOLS cap Not to speak
OF other things he has arranged that the throngs Oh
people who are going down to tho street On the cast
ern side of Park have to come into collision with
the largo number Of people who are coming from tho
Bridge cars to take an elevated train. And to MAKO
tho collision particularly unpleasant for everybody
he has made the passage-way very narrow. IL ~
about time that tho elevated roads employed man
who can design satisfactory station at the City Hall
THE STATUS QUO.
Beneath tho brown earth waiting,
Safe from tho wild March threath
The sunshino's sweet creating,
Sleep April viOlcts
And Greedy rocks the cradle.
-(WashingtOn Crft1o.
| solIloquy Of Governor Gray, Of Indiana: Lot mo
but bo the Democratic candidate for tho Vice-Pres-
dency and caro- not what chump heads the Ticket
@What shall I do IN said the young and attractive
| blonde. "Ge0reo Is very attentive. He's sw1uiiy
nice"
"well, accept him.
"No don't want to yet. You SEQ. he's poor and
Il am having lots Of fun-and-but he will be rich In
| about five years." 49,
"How can do that? He would hnd out tnat
wanted his money-but really want him. you KNOW
| How can keep him hanging onf. ro,,. .o
"Tell him you will not marry-that you are gong 20 70
be an old mad and keep up as long as no Will stsno
| it.p-(San Francisco Chronicle.
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