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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-30
Jew ORLEANS EXPRESS

Ut ? III 1T. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. -. Lv II 80 m
Pullman buffet cars to and from Jacksonville
and New York, to and from Jacksonville and
New Orleans via Pensacola.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-30

Won thurs Wed, Fri.
anu anC. .a oaIur- LV'' Tampa AR Sand Sun
Tues, Friday y Ties ~ TLp1, ~
and Sunday. Ar 'heJ west LV q Satu rdars
We'd, Sat, & A. TueS Tb,oty.'
Mon. $500 am Ar havana. .Lv 3 Sat H ~ - .
Pullman buffet cars to and from Nav = ~ ~
and TAMPA ~" AoiA
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-30
Charleston & Savannah Railway Ca

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. 8. 1888.
Trains leave ana arrive at Savannah by stand
ard time, which is 80 minutes slower than city
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-30

Pullman Buffet Cars Jacksonville to Cincn.
natl, and through coaches Jacksonville to Chat
taDooga.
Pullman Sleeping Cars to and from Jackson
vile and Savannah.
Pullman Sleeping Cars to and from Gainesville
Through tickets sold to all points by rail and
steamship connections, and baggage checked
through. Also Sleeping Car Berths and Sections
secured at Passenger Station, and Bren's Ticket
Office, % Bull street.
R. g. FLEMING W. HARDEE.
superintendent Gen. Pass Apt
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-30
GEORGIA AND FLORIDA.
NEWS OF THE TWO STATES TOLD
IN PARAGRAPHS.

White Paupers Buried by Negro
Undertakers at Atlante-Albany' g
Council Booming New Hotel,
Wat, Works and Electric Light
Pr, ,ects-A Boy Whipped to Death
T. Spalding County,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
A Washers Mistake.

TIE Glasgow Evening News says:
One OF our "Johnnies" made a. sad
mistake the other evening. He had
arranged to take his best girl to the
theatre, and had the misfortune to be
kept rather late at his office desk.
Once at liberty, however, he rushed
homewards. swallowed plain tea,
and-the weather having greatly
moderated-snatehed his light over
coat in folded condition from the
bowels of his trunk, threw it over his
arm. and was soon rolling along in a
hanson. Arrived at the theatre, ac-
companied by his fair inamorata, he
sauntered into the stalls with that
inexplicable swaeger which only very
young men can effect, saw his girl
seated, then carelessly threw his over
coat over the back of his chair, as
preliminary to assuming his rightiul
position by her side. You can
Judge OF Johnnie's surprise when the
garment unfolded Itself, and develop
ed. amidst the unsurpassed filters
of his observing neigh5ors, not into
an oyercoat, but into pair OF trous.
ersi
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
BE Yourself.

Heaven help the man who imagines
he can dodge enemies by trying TO
please everybody II such an individ-
nal ever succeeded we should be glad
TO know it--not that one should be
going through the world trying to
find beams to thump and knock his
head against. disputing every mans
opinion. fighting and elbowing. and
crowding all who differ from him.
That again is another extreme. Other
people have their opinions-so have
you; don't fall into the error of sup
posing they respect you more for
turning your coat every day to
match others. Wear your own
colors. in spite of the winds and
weather. storms and sunshine. 1t
costs the vacilating and irresolute
ten times the trouble to wind aud
shuttle and twist than it does honest,
manly independence to stand it's
ground.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

No honest appetite ever rejected an
egg in some guise. 1t is nutriment in
the most portable form and In the
most concentrated shape. Whole ma
lions of mankind rarely touch any
other animal food. Kings eat them
plain as readily as do the humble
tradesman. After the battle of Null
dorf, when Kaiser Ludwig sat at a
meal with his burggrafs and great
captains he determined on piece of
luxury-"one egg to every man and
two TO the excellently valiant Schwep-
perman." Far more than fish--for it
iS watery diet-eggs are the schol-
ar's fare. They contain phosphorus
which is brain food, and sulphur,
which performs variety of functions
in the economy. And they are the
est nutriment for children, for in a
compact form they contain everything
that is necessary to the growth of the
youthful frame. Eastern Farmer.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
To Cure Black Ewes.

A Doctor says in the ST. Louis
Globe Democrat: Physicians have
been looking for something that will
quickly remove traces OF black eye.
Put an oyster on it. and tie raw beef
on it, is the usual advice, as common
as it is useless When the blood once
becomes extravasated nothing can be
done but to let nature do the work,
although bathing with warm water
will assist the process. have, how
ever, found that when the injury Is
fresh, aud before the blood has had
a chance to coagulate, that a strong
infusion or tea made ofcayennep pepper,
and applied with a brush to the point
that threatens discoloration. viii keep
the blood in circulation and prevent
the black eye from forming"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

vators occupy themsefyds 80
and autumn in taking goods from
the plains to Kashmiri by contract,
and on that bargain viii exert them
selves manfully.
once artanged my loads for the
ordinary coolies, but aiterward met
with some Kashmiris who wers ready
to take them by weight. They load
ed themselves each with three of the
loads that had been made up; one
man carried four dozen of beer pack
ed in cases; another load weighed
1872 pounds, and have a well au-
thentieated case OF young man
carrying 240 pounds. This was not
for a short journey, but for more
then 100 miles of uneven road, with
many long rises and several passes,
one OF them over 5000 feet. In do
ing such feats as tins the Kashmiris
take their own time; the ten days
march they spend eighteen or nine
teen days upon; but they do it all on
q diet OF unleavened bread or OF
rice.-Traveler's Lett
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
A Doctors Strange Death.

DIR. f. G. Fuller, u prominent physi
clan of Lincoln, Nebraska, left home
to visit a patient in the country,
That night he went to theresidence OF
Mr.. Grant, six miles south, and ex.
planning his horse had run away and
thrown him out OF his buggy he was
cared for. The next morning Grant
with him went to where his sulky was,
some distance along the road, and
left him looking Tor his mare. Next
morning Grant saw the sulky still
there and going to it found the doctor
on the ground dead. The impression
is that death resulted from concus
sion OF the brain. He had taken a
couple of lap robes and fixed bed a
few feet from the buggy, had also put
up his umbrella to keep off the sun
and had opened his medicine case and
had taken such remedies as would be
proper for shock, evidently knowing
what was the matter. The body was
found about twenty feet down the
bank from where the bed was, hav-
ing probably rolled there in the death
struggle.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
g.av. the D,rt Ont.

A man has no business to tell to
the readers of his newspaper what he
would hesitate to tell, if there were
need in his own home circle, There is
a part of the divorce court record
which properly belongs to the newspa-
per reporter and the public. If adul-
terry is the ground of divorce, report to
that effect is legitimate, as is also all
else that tends to clear presentation
of the merits of the case. But sensa-
ton and dirt lugged in--not because
they are essential to an understanding
of the legal procedure, but merely be-
cause they are sensational and dirty.
are not legitimate newsgivipg and
ought to be suppressed. -Mit,oousee
WiseofSin
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
A Continent OF Coal.

Cor Boston Globe.
Thirty years ago there were less
than 100000 tons of coal a year
taken out of the anthracite regions oil
Pennsylvania; last year the output
was 81, 100000 tons, an average in
crease OF over l 900. 600 tons year.
In spite of this enormous output
the coal beds OF that region are hard.
ly opened yet, and Pennsylvania
alone is estimated to have coal enough
inside it's limits to last the whole
world for so, 600 years to come.
This is not all. The whole CONT.
nent of North America is nothing but a
big coal sandwich. Under the lodges
OF the Rocky Mountains. below the
prairies of the great West AMI sup.
porting also the farmlands of Ontario
and the virgin forests of British
Columbia, are billions of tons OF coal.
waiting for the miner to come and dig
it. Prof Hitchcock, in his Geology"
says that reckoning on the present
rate of increase in the earth's popula,
ton, there is coal enough in the
United States alone to supply all the
inhabitants of the globe for 1913, 33d
years to ceme.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
Decline of Famous Families.

Among the descendants OF Thomas
Plautagenet, duke of Gloucester, fifth
son al Edward Ill, was Stephen j.
Penny, who was, not many years ago,
sexton at st. Georges, Hanover
square, London.
Among the lineal descendants of
Edmund OF Woodstock. earl OF Kent
and sixth son of Edward l., occur a
butcher and toll-gatherer; the first
Joseph Smart of Halesowen, the lat
ter George Wilmont, a keeper OF the
turnpike gate at Cooper's bank, near
Dudley.
A story is told OF scion OF the great
house of Urquhart of Cromarty who
was necessitated by his extravaganza
to sell his inheritance, and who, sink.
ing step by step to the lowest depths
OF wretchedness. came at last wan
dering beggar TO the door which had
once been his own.
No race in Europe surpassed the
Plantagenets in royal position and
personal achievements, and yet not
to descend further than the year 1887,
the great.great grandson of Margaret
Plantagenet, daughter and heiress of
George, duke of Clarence, followed the
trade OF shoemaker of Newport,
Salop.
Fraser of Kirkhill relates that he
saw the earl OF Tarquair. cousin OF
James W., begging in the streets OF
Edinburgh. He was" says Fraser,
'in an antique garb. and wore a
broad old hat, short cloak and pan
nier breaches, and | contributed to.
ward his relief. We gave him noble.
He was standing with his hat of. and
received the piece OF money from my
hand as Dumbly and thankfully as
the poorest applicant"
One of Cromwells granddaughter,
after seeing her husband die in the
workhouse OF small Suffolk town,
died herself a pauper. leaving two
daughters, the elder the wife OF shoe
maker and the younger the wife of a
butchers son who had been her fellow
servant. Another o. Oliver Crom-
wells daughters had two children, of
whom the son became asmall working
jeweler, and the daughter the mistress
OF small school at Mildenball.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
What Is a Young Mann

st. Jsmes's Budget.
Who are the six greatest y Dung men
OF the day? asks an inquiring period
ieal for young men of its readers
The reply is that the greatest OF great
young men Lord Randolph Church
i'll, while Mr.. Haggard stands second.
Then comes Mr.. Baltour, NJ. p, and
the Rev. c. A. Berry. The popular
impression is that Mr.. Herbert Glad
stone is the greatest young man; but
the young men themselves only find
him little greater than Master josef
Holman. 1t is child play, however,
to ask for the six greatest young men.
Let the enterprisine editor set his
readers a real puzzle by asking them,
what young man is, and, secondly,
when he ceases to be one.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

4 L4A%NAttA
not the man ] was looking for, and
that it would be impolite to risk a
suit for faIse imprisonment.
As he came opposite the wagon. my
driver drew up and assumed the
initiative.
"Is your name Perkins?"
"Naw', was the surly reply.
My Thermometer Immediately re-.
smued its normal condition of 70 in
the shade.
my good man." said !, carefully
conceaIing all weapons, 81 am looking
for one Perkins; can you inform me
where that most esteemed gentleman
lives2''
an that house over yonder." he
said, pointing about a quarter OF a
mile distant. where a thin spire of
smoke emphasized q tumble down log
house.
When about 100 yards from the
house halted the team and gave a
few briei directions to the driver.
With the rife at full cock | cautious.
ly approached the house. 1t was OF
rough logs very rickety. with the usu-
al stick and mud chimney. Outside of
tho smoke from that there was no
sign of lite about tine place. Silently
came up to the back door. with d
vigorous kick sent it of the leather
hinges, and covered with the rifle a
figure dimly seen in the semi-darkness
OF the room.
Throw up your handsl" / com
manded. IF you stir I'll shoot"
From the figure, in shrill, frightened
accents, came.
"For de Law'd'ssake. watcher mean
white man. / amt dun muffin"
The gun dropped from my nervous
hands.
Thomas Perkins, alleged desperate.
was an old crippled negro. about 178
years old, half paralyzed and wholly
stupid.
Three hours afterward drove into
Dead Pine with my prisoner, to be
greeted with ironieai comment and up
roarious laughter.
did he kick much, Cap?" said one
big fellow, while another, after eyeing
Perkins moment in silence. said, as
he moved off,
Eyes the thing is alive, | saw it's
tongue wiggie."
Four hours later was in Jackson
vile. and delivered my prisoner to the
United States marshal. As the ma
jor audited my accounts and drew a
check for my expenses he was shaking
with i'll suppressed laughter.
what do you see go funny about
this?'' inquired. rather tartly.
II WAS wondering what the Judge
will cay when he sees him." was the
reply.
just then the judge strolled in. He
gave a look at the prisoner, then at
me. and inquired mildly, but with q
merry twinkle IN his handsome eyes;
did you have much trouble in Sc
curing this desperate, Mr.. 0fiicer?"
The major fairly roared.
took my check and left the room.
have not seen prisoner, United
States marshal, or Jacksonville since
that eventful day. and Dead Pine
shall know me no more forever
Hamilton Jay in Detroit Free Pre-.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
The Dogs OF War.

New Orleans Times Democrat.
A little knowledge is q dangerous
thing, especially little knowledge of
aforeign language. A French officer,
who had read something about Gen.
eral Dick Taylor and ''the dogs OF
war;" advocates in magazine article
employment for trained dogs for milf
tary purposes, and says During the
war secession in the United States
General Taylor turned loose upon the
enemy compact brigades of blood.
hounds" Compact briga des OF
bloodhounds' IS good.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

A large meeting to express satisfaction
with Mayor Hewitt's policy oil displayin
none but American flags on public build
ing was held at the Cooper Union. New
York. The hall WAS profusely decorated
with the national emblems. Peter Forrest
err presided, and Col. j. II. Pierce was sec.
retary. Sanford T.. Church WAS the first
speaker. He said foreigners we're welcome,
but after they were here they could not re-
main foreigners. The band played Reilly
Round the Flag, and The sudisnes Joined
IN tbs sheFns.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
Indignant PROFESSIONALISM

Indignant Physician-Man, what
have you done2 You sent my patient
the wrong prescription, and it killed
him? Druggist Ia calm man, accus.
toned to abuse)-Vhell, what vos der
madden NIT you? Last week ! send
your odder patient der rigid berscrip.
ton, und dot killed him. How car
somsbody blesss scoch . mani
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
s,ouk,,ng and the reporters.

The eulogists Of the late Roscoe
Conkling make mention OF his exceed
ingIy genial way of treating newspa-
per people. And yet the records OF
Congress bear witness to the fact that
he once pointed up the newspaper gal
lery in the Senate Chamber and refer
red to that loft as THE Buzzards'
Roost." Boston Herald.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
He Kent Ms Promise.

"How glad you must be that your
husband has quit visiting saloonsI"
Eyes, indeed. He promise me when
he went into business for himself that
he would never go inside of saloon
again, and he has kept his word. IL
must be struggle for poor George,
but he bears up heroically."
"What is his business nowf''
HE keeps a drug store"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

TO the Edtor;-Piease INFORM your reader.
that bave n positive remedy for the above
named disease By its timely use thousands OF
hopeless ca YES have been permanently cured. |
shall glad to send two bottles Of my remedy free
to any Of your readers who have cousumptionii
they viii end me their Express and p. o. address.
Respectfully 7. A. slocum. NJ c.. ISL Pearl st N. Y.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

Now that the heated term is upon US.
people should pay particular attention to
ripen fruit and stale vegetables, which in
yariably bring on cramps. cholera morbus,
or diarrhpa. Children are particularly
subject 10 complaints OF this kind, and no
mother can feel sale without having a
bottle OF PERRY DAVIS Pam KILLER with
In eaey REACH
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

A broad land is this in which we live.
dotted so thickiy with thrifty cities. towns
and villages Amid them ALL witt ever
increasing popularity aud helpfnlness is
DR.. Pierees Golden Medical Discovery.
giving hope and cheer where there is disease
and despair. Wherever there is humas. ty
there is suffering; wherever there
is suffering there is the best field for this
greatest American Remedy. Consumption
(which is lung-scroiula), yields to it. II
employed In the early stages OF the dis.
ease. Chronic Nasal Catarrb Yields to IT;
Kidney and Liver diseases yield to ~ II
you want the best known remedy for all
diseases OF the blood. ask for DR.. Pierce >
Golden Medical Discovery. and take no
other
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
pnn,Ilar pranaratlnnI

Pure. Potent. Powerful! Pallid People
Praise, Progressive People .Purehasel
Positively Pieree's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets. Properly PartRken Preserve Phys.
ical Powers, Produce Permanent Phys
ical Perfection. Purchase. Prove.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

in incompetent TO communicate the insx-
pressible satisfaction and incomprehensi-
bic consequences resulting from judicious
administration of Dr. Pierce's Fevorite
Prescription. a preparation designed es.
pecialIy for the speedy relief and perma-
nent eure OF all Female Weaknesses, Nerv-
BUSINESS, and diseases peculiar to the fe-
male sex. The only remedy for woman :
peculiar ills, sold by druggists, under a
positive guarantee. to give satisfaction.
Zee guarantee on wrapper OF bottle This
guarantee has been faithfully carried out
for many years by the proprietors.
After the train is-on fire IL don't do any
good to put out the fire in the car stove.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

The women with new bonnets and men
with new shoes always try to sit in the
first pews at church.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

Gray hairs prevented, dandruff remov-
ed, the scalp cleansed, and the hair made
to grow thick by the uee OF Halls vege.
table Sicilian Hair Remover.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
Bossing the Job.

SmithviIIe News.
Some time ago colored man con.
trscted with Captain r. NJ. Mckinney
TO do some repairing on house for
the sum Of $25. The next day the
captain found that the man had hired
two hands, who were hard at work,
while he was strutting around giving
instructions.
"How much do you pay them?" be
was asked.
well. sab. pay one man SO an
the odder one Sl5."
"But where does your part of the
money come in2 Why, Use boss
don't you seer
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
wosTn xrOw,Nc.

The worst Scald OF Burn can be cured with
out scar If Coles Carbolfsaive lie prompt
ly used. 1t instantly stops the pain. Sold by
Druggists at 25 and 50 cents.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
The parrot insults possible purchaser
when you are trying to sell him.
Itching Plies.

The North Star Lung and Throat Bal.
sam is a sure cure for Coughs and Colds.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
In General DEBILITY. EmaoIatlon,

CONSUMPTION, AND WASHING IN CHILDREN,
ScoTT's EMULSION OF Pure Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites, is a most valuable
food and medicine. 1t creates an appetite
for food strengthens the nervous system,
and builds up the body. Please read: II
tried SCOTS Emulsion on young man
whom Physicians at times gave up
hope. Since be began using the Emulsion
his Cough has ceased gained flesh and
strength. and from all appearances his
life viii be prolonged many yes s."--JoHN
SULLIVAN, Hospital Steward, Morganza,
Pa.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
ALarge Estate.

IL is q lamentable fact that when thieves
fall out they do not fall from an open sew
enth story window.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
The Longest word In the DIo,lona-

Marriages should be solemnised on
Wednesday,.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
consumptIon Surely cured.

A big tombstone or nice epitaph on
pretty piece of obituary poetry don'i
make any difference to dead man.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10

sYMeroMs-Moisture: intense itching and rtinglng:
most at hight worss By scratching. Ii allowed to
continue tinors form. which often bleed ami ulcer
ate, becoming very sore. SwAYsEs OINTMENT stops
the itching and bleeding heals ulcer zion and In
many removes the tumors- ttisegnlly efcacous
In curing III Skin Diseases. DR.. SWAYNE & SON,
Proprictors. Philadeipts. SskYHEs 0fsTNESr can
Be obtained Of druggists Sent b, mai 70. SO Cent?
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
hat I ired Feeling

Is experienced By almost every one at this season.
and many people resort TO Hoods sarsaparilia 10
drive away the languor and exhaustion. The blood.
laden with impurities which have been Accomplishing
for months. moves sluRgishly through the veins the
mind fails 10 think quickly. and the body is still
slower to respond. Hoods sasapsrfls is just what
il needed. II purihes vitaiizes. and euriehes the
blood. makes the head clear, creates an appetite.
overeones that tired feeling. tones the nervous sys-
TEN. and imparts new strength and vigor TO the
whole body.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1888-05-10
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Il to be vastly superior any other ssrsa
psrilla blood purifier, that has well said: Is
health-yng effects upon the blood and entire human
organism nuch more positive than the rs.as-
dies Of quarter of century ago the steam ps<er
OF to-day is in advance Of the slow sll laborlcus
drudgery of years ago.