New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-16
THE TALK or THE D4f.

Hearing from Boston by way OF London is going
around Robin Hoods barn. writ large.
1t Is now said that JEFF Davis has been blind In one
eye for twenty years If are so blind as those
who refuse to the drift of events the world would
be justified in supposIng that this unreconsfiuctabe
traitor has been stone blind In both eyes for longer
period
What Is the matter with a Mink Trust and we'll
regulated system of pipelines for bringing the COM
modify into the city
Very few ladies arc found travelling nowadays In
sleeping There is such utter lack OF privacy
and OF tho ordinary accommodations Tor the oie mat
travel in tho daytime. Fame and fortune lie in tho
paG Of h gY I'D aos the p s. W and O
comforts In travelling that they desire and Deserve
ALBANY Evening Journal.
1t is a mournflI but unmpeachabe fact that the
saloons OF the city much more enterprsins IN
clearing their sidewalks OF than the churheS FOR
some reason or other the churches are always femss
I'm this matter Is 1t because they do not pay taxes
The polished Athenlans Of Boston now say that
sullivan Is not even good enough to run a ginmili
shovel whlsperlngs' and BlizzariinGs' arc now
regular departments In Of the state papers OF
the interior.
little boy living in the central part of this CITY was
dangerously i'll His family had, the saying goes,
given him up. The lad lay quietly awaiting The iast
summons as his afflicted friends supposed suddenly
the painful tension of the psd little face relaNe
The eyes slowly opened, and faint voice whispered,
" Mamma ~ What Is It, darlng7" asked the startled
mother expecting be told her dying child saw W, some
vision denied her earthly senses. Mamma ia Just
like to lick - !" and then. As though Inc express
sion OF this pOus and truly juvenile wish was an I'M,
mcnse relief the cycids closed again ana the SICK
child silent his first peaceful sleep OF recovery! ms
isn't a Sunday school book story buf II has good
deal Of genuine boy human nature In liturgy i"es'
This IS truly an age of iconoclasm. cold FLOODED
scientist now comes forward to that the old 0aheh
bucket celebrated in song and story, is simply an
iron bound death dealer. condensed mass OF MIRO
genous and phosphate fhness. and the homo OF the
mcrobe and bacteria
More yolapuk Tennessee man has written 10 o
Walst. broker for the latest " farraign news
Wanted Something Safcr-"I swear by those tall
Gins i'm Wonder park he commenced. but she inter
rupted him .
:" swear not by them.' she said lmplorngy.
Why not , -,
simply Merchant Traveller.
When the Democratic papers heard that the RepuD-
can Ogle5by OF Illinois, was discovered 10
have accepted railroad passes for himself ana family
they Indignantly denounced him a. u" cheap humDus
and Republican scaaWag" But IT. turns out to have
been the Democratic Governor Lowry OF Mississippi,
who was guilty Of this offence. and the Democratic
papers now remark railroads ought to LET all
81 ate officials ride free Verify. this is funny world
She Got There Just the Same harey-Thought
your best girl was mad at you. Jack Du you nhu
her up I'm when you called last nlghtf
sshe wvas be-before left Lifts all right-tChica