The Red Cloud chief., 1888-10-05
PARAGRAPHS.


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1t {. remarkable 20 think how
closely the fall Of man followed upon
the rise oi -Mcrch1at Trar,Ir.
-Thcre are iDD.Uyo,oc cigarette
used In this country annually. The
undertAkcrs. doctors and officers ~ In
,anc asylums have grca, rca- on 10 be-
thankful -Bo,i0n Trarei,r.
-lios,es. (bpa-iing-hpn (which
10 you prefer. Mr.. de Lean. new po'a-
toes or old?' Mr.. de Lean II, doesn't
matter about the potatoes. madam; but
" you have two kinds Of chicken. ! will
take the new. "-PaJaiclphia Record.
Child iat theatre during grand
ballet a,traction) -"Wberc do all the
pretty ladies come from. Mamma"
Mamma Prom behind that big cur
tain at the back Their. ARE many roorn
thsrc." 80. yes. tho undressing
roJn-. Fa,i1ic iphtI Record.
An indignant parent. In rcbuking u
refractory o u. exclaimed "Remcrn-
Der who you prc talking to. sir I'm
your father" TO which the youth re-
joined 80. ONE now. ! hope you amt
going to blame me for that. Troy
Tunes.
Woman 60 tramp II ! give you
n nice dinner will sou help me pu, up
some pa,"n, %-cif-roliing window cur.
tain,' Tramp No, n,an. I'll saw
wood. carry IN coal. or dig pO,thulc-.
bu, ! wouldn't help u wonan on win
dow curtain, II she gave mc IA Dclmon.
leo spread " y. Snn.
MIR Warmer Hur, dropped In n, Ia.
po,t-otico In Cumming. TIA. the other
day. and bought ten cents worth Of
postage stamps. ~. told the post.
master that II was the first purchase OF
the sort he hHd eve made. and that In
all his life d" j. over -cvcnty--iN now
he had never written or received u
letter.
-"Did you bake those Biscuits" he
asked ut the supper table. yes.
George; ] made them expressly for
yon.' she winningly replied. And
YETI said George. vAinly trying to
pry open n biscuit. ''you have always
told me you loved me. and couldn't
live without mr!'-NorristDun H. rati.
-Barkin, -"My speech went OIL like
n brcoze. All the good points we're
recognized Immediately" Candidus-
Yes. ! noticed that. ! recognized
those you took from Jefferson and
Jackson and Samuel j, Tildcn u, once.
Next time you speak you ought Ia get
points that people won't recognize 50
casily."-H rrpcr's Bd:dr.
Aud what answer do you make
to my %appcal9' h.. asked. IA he knelt
NJ her feet. flames, | will be- frank
with you She murmurod. 90. speak,"
he implorcd. "and relieve me III this
agony ~ suspense" Then let mo
say IL "a no, be" "Why not?" ''Bc.
cause, James. I do not feel abb" To sup
port n husband ."--Boston Courier.
-Author-''iou say the story has
merit. Then why do you hesitate
about taking IT," lioOk publisher
''Why. you see. sir. you have not an
established reputation. You ARE not
widely known yet. The announcement
of story by you would no, Of itself bc
sufficient To make n spontaneous do
mand for it, Author-'.Ivo fixed all
that. ] have u friend that il n book
reviewer, aud ~ soo ~ my story ap-
pears he Is Ia brand il ut once us "a
plagiarism from one of Zola's earlier
works. Chicago Tribnne.
Had to Give I, Up -Long.haircd
Passenger (tO strangely My friend.
are you II commercial t%ravclcr?"
Stranger Yes. sir, and I'm making
lots OF money" l.ong-haircd Passenger
--"Ah. my young friend, there il some.
thing 10 live for in this world bcsid.
mere money, which moth and rust cor-
rupt and which thieves break through
and steal. was u commercial mar my
self once Stranger-"Didn't YOU
like the ~busincss?" l.ong-haired Pas
sengcr-''ics, bu, there wasn't amy
money in - poch.