Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-10
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Why, you blooming chunp, of course a ball player can be put out and not lose his temper. Where were you rsisedi In Jersey Citya-Philadelphis Call. The Philadelphia Call informs an inquisi- tive correspondent that the Pacific Ocean is salt water. It beats all how much some edi- tors know.-Boston Transcript. Two Rhode Island lovers have just been married after forty-one years courtship. A courtship so long as that must project con- sideaably outside of the State.-Somerville Journal.
 A Philadelphia firm advertises Ca nice porous plaster for ten cents.n And yet there are some persons In that city who are com- plaining of hard timesl It doesn't seem req sonable.-Norristown Herald. It is good idea that the country hotels
 have adopted of furnishing their guests with kerosene lamps and candles. The kerosene lamps are very useful in helping you to see
 the light that the candles givs.-Somerville Journal.
 A late song is entitled, Nobody Knows
 But Mother" Generally speaking, nobody
 knows but mother what kind of Q temper g
 daughter has, but after the honeymoon is over the young husband begins to find out
 something of what mother knew.-Boston
 Couriers
 fine compliment -Husband-"Professor Whitehead paid you a very fine compliment
 after dinner last night, my dear" Wife sfOh, did hef What did he sayF Husband -"He said that you weren't handsome, but you were one of the most intelligent women he ever met" Wife-"Prof. What's-his-name has received his last invitation from me."- Time.
 ssI see by the papers," said Momus to Sau- ber ffthat your daughter is not prepared to receive her gentlemen friends this evening. "By the papersf" howled Sanber. "What right have the papers to-" f'I mean the curl papers," hastily ex- plained Momus, inclining his toward young l lady whose front hair was twisted up in nu- merous small pieces of paper And as Mo- mus was married and an old friend of the family he was not ejected.-Norristown Her ald.
 Mrs. Sniverly Is the wife of the captain of l 6 volunteer company. She attended re- view at which her husband was the com- handing officer. Mrs. Sniverly laughed all the time, and when she was asked what was the cause of her merriment she replied: ssIt was the funniest thing in the world to see my husband, who never dared open his mouth at home, ordering all those men about and they doing just what he told them. Why doesn't he try that game on mea"-Tid- Bits.
 Commercial Gazette has received the follow l ing inquiry: s.When introduced to anyone and they say, Glad to meet you,' etc., what should you say." The "Ag. Ed.," as he
 signs himself, does not state what course he should adopt in the difficult situation men. | tioned, but intimates that it would be &C., cording to circumstances" We suggest, fol | the benefit of his correspondent, the follow | ing answers: "Sir, you have the advantage ! of me-" ttThe same to you" ''Mike if \ playing great ball to-day.n sWhat will you takef" 1T don't care if I do.n These re- plies VIC confidently recommend to the West ern inquirer as being current in the very l highest circles at the East.-Boston Post. ! My fond heart, it doth ache With love, for thy sweet sache. Say yes-say yes, and mache | My gray life rose tints tache. Wen sail loves glassy lache, Where pillows never breache, l In barque that ne'er shall quache, Joy'n follow in our waehe-
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