Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-11-02
JETS AND FIASI

- ~hen q ship is roll;na
you can see the fall STYLES y,
advantage. ''' on
:. The HI handsome girl v;t,,.
ton is like brown suoa n''n0V
but 1lnrefined. We
WE have heard OF men CO..,
oats, but a woman's mission S0s
tares.-Ric'tmo,sd Recorda,
Pa {an1iously)- Moike Az.
Eff yez are, spake. Nike.
dead, but Ohm knocked spacbs
Rich Cinnamon go to n.y.
their wives, their wealth ena IA
to secure the very cream Of ~
An Irishman recently spols
who had tried in every way, Sn,
commit suicide to save his ,;,a
a ROOSTER Is said to posses,
gence; but who ever heard ~
iigent creature tearing open t1s
} o. III? ~
The saying, Like cures IL,
always infallible. Who ever H.
drunken man becoming sober \
some more Of "the same?"
YOU'VE NAN Tin periodical
want Fireside Companio,,
Clerk (archly)-How would
Te.ras Sittings.
"AH, WE'LL" he sighed, as Da
his partner to a seat after tbe,s
"this, then, is the end of thu y
Boston Post.
NATURALLY a girl does not vI
lover to give her any taffy. She
French fruit candy at $1.5O a Nd
.SomerUille Journal.
CrsroMEE-I say, waiter, this
hasn't been hung. Waiter (ue,
line)-'Ung, sir? In course moi
believe it was shot.-Fun.
PROFESSOR Gretchen, pleas
the cat out of the room. 1 eanOI
it making such o noise while 4
work. Where is it?. Gretchen
Professor. you are sitting on il
Illustrate Zeitat,1g.
The members of dramatic cd
which recently appeared in lid
View Opera House seemed to he !
sea" during nearly every perfortl
1t wasn't to be wondered at.
were playing to light houscs.-D
Free Press.
An article isgoing the rounds
papers headed How to Select
Its rules are very scientific and
esting, but when a young man ia
love he doesn't ponder over rules
just shuts both his eyes tight and
frantically in the dark.
You've MAN Ito editor)-Did v
ceive a poem from me, sir? Ell
believe [ did. Young Man--Afte
ing it over We're you able to do an
with it? Editor-Yes, / had
strength enough left to throw i
the basket. = Ha,pe1's Bazar.
MAMMA, what is her jags??'' ="
know, dear; why?" Il heard
say: Wait till her jags goes
country and we'll paint the town
Who did he say it to, dear?:'
new maid "Ah! 'her jags,' dear
new maid, and papa won't have
long before she goes. lille Ga
"NLR. DE BL1NKs is a very intel
young man. said a young lady te
tleman who had called to sec her
you think 500" "Why, OF co1lrs
seems to me that he is a very
thinker We'll, when I come t
slider, / believe he is. l never XII
other man who thought with 50
ditficulty.-Merchant Iraueler.
GoATcHER--I made a great /
to-night.s Mrs. Goatcher-Ho
that? Goatcher-When Deacon
cone passed the plate 1 put in
instead Of a check. Mrs. Goatc
note is as good as the money. is
Ordinarily; but this
he gave me q month ago, and Il
day Of grace is tomorrow Tim
PAYING TELLER - Are you
Gushington? Mrs. Tompkyn'
ser-ah-no, sir; er-that is,
Miss Gushington last week; l al
Mrs. Tompkyns. P. T.-Ah! yt
this check requires indorsemen
your maiden name. Mrs. T.
Sign my name Miss, as I used tt
T.-Yes, madam. Mrs. T.-Nev
go without the money frst.-lh
tOO7e.
FOR HIM WHO WATTS.
Patience, o mortal, patience yet awhiie
What though the petty pessimest s'i'
OF dolor and Of death, joy yet shall co'"
To him who waits.
Though wrecks strew all the man. 81
shall eail
Safe over seas, weighed down VIII
freights
That shall make glad the sad, hurt he'''
OF him who waits.