The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-10-19
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A young New England baby was
named William after his father, who

VIII AND IuMUk.
A young New England baby was
named William after his father, who
was bilious. -Harpsr's Basar.
Passenger-Do we stop long enough
At the next station to ent a sand~ichp
Condnctor-No,sir we only stop TWEEN
9 minutes life.
When the office goes dut to seek the
man in Nebraska il seldom reaches the
front gate before its search is ended
Lincoln Journal.
.How fond Charley Roberts is of his
father! He fairly worships him" s.Yes;
! he takes after hisfathcr' in thatlcspcct."
-Ha,pcr's Baaar.
Talk about infant ina ustries,r said
MIR. Barkins. Eating seems to he the
leading industry of my %infant.' =
Harper's Basar.
The man with lantern jaws and Il
brilliant nose ought to be able to ret
along pretty comfortable on y dark
night Burlington Free Press.
Girl Cat dramatic agency recently
Il want to get i position in n chorus.
if possible. Agent-What is your voice?
Girl-sopralto.-Erchange
Mrs. Richessc-Are YOU going to
Europe this Summer, Mrs. Bullion?
Mrs. Bullion-No,inlccd; | can't afford
it, Besides, my cook is going Iane.
Many OF the largo summer hotels are
mere finder boxes. Perhaps this is
why SO many matches are made ut our
large SUMMED hotels.-HaFpes's Bn@or.
One of Phil Armour's men can kill
1000 hogs in y single day. That man
should travel; the country ut large
needs his seryiccs.-Marthe's FtncyGrd
Herald.
~ am so glad your sister euioyed
her visit To us. Mr., Smith" 30, well,
you know. she is the sort of Il girl who
can enjoy herself Observation-Disclosures
-iua
l.ittle girl-What's the matter. little
b"v9 Little boy-l'm crying because
my mamma has just gone to heaven.
l.itlc giri-D, but p'r'aps she hasn't.
Time.
Tallnagd says there are 200, 600. 600
OF Christians on the earth. Many fall
en- men and wolncn trying to rise
would hardly believe there are somauy.
7eras Sytings.
Flattery is the worst of insults, hut
there are mighty few people in this
world who are keen enough TO know
when anybody is insulting them
Soneyrille Journal.
Talk about your cigarette smoking!
Heru's d man over in Connecticut. who
has Just died, that smoked over 1000
behring's Il day. 1t was his business
Ionsheys Statesman.
First Mormon missionarv-How did
you leave Baxter County, Smith; by
railp Second Mormon missionarv-Yes,
fence rail. And | can smell the tar vet.
Huntington Free Press.
~ suffer dreadfully from ennui.
doctor" said Mr.. Bohrc. "Dc YOU still
retain your old habit of talking to
yourself sir?:" qniericd the physician,
Observation-Disclosures Basar,
Smith-Now, there's Jones. He's
Que of the oldest men ] ever knew.
BrGwn-Ihat explains it. I've been
trying Il year TO get eve with him and
failed Binghainton Republican.
hpuilSnh ABOUT una Guic 1
hold of yours, Brown? I've lad it so
long that whiskers are beginning to
grow On it. Brown-Why don't YOU
ret it shaved, them Scranton Yls.ta.
Collector (on his tenth Nl,iD Lock
a-hcrc; how many nor times do You
want me 10 call with this little ac-
count? Bill! Ovcrduc-Why, man, /
don't care # you never call again.
Life.
a sign before 4 New York office
reads: 'Women treated for ugliuess.n
If somebody would treat men for ugli-
ness there would be Il wild rash for the
bar without a moments dclay.-Lia-
ccm Journal.
a bookkecpor Who climbed The Ven
dome Column in Paris recently de-
ciineS TO try it again until an elevator
is put in. lie says il is the hardest
column t, fool up lie ever anne across.
-Hmpc''s Bazaf.
She Gin the humorist's sanetmn)-
ms enormous scrap-hnok OF clippings.
MT. Jokem-why have You labeled ii
"TheC Chestnut Burrr?Jokem- Because
| open it in order to find out what not
to writc.-Ja"ge.
TIE relative difference ~ magnitude
between the West and Fast is shown
by the fact that the Western mai raises
corn by the acre. while the Eastern
man. rs y rule, raises them by the loot
-H"pe''s Basar
Woman Ito trampl-I s'rose You
find your life Observation-Disclosures
Tramp--Well. its pleasant enough.
ma am; but it makes ME sick some-
times when ! get to thinking OF the
wear and tcar.-Epoch.
Minister {who has lust driven his
horse to Il wedding in the countfy) =
Can hitch out hcre:a Prospective
bridegroom no. Guess Sal and
The tpiks,d rather have the hitehin'
done in the house. time.
McSllanc-Oi doan't know phwa,
this country is comm TO. indade Oh
DON'T Thin furI.ineys is ramnia','i,Iq,
nil their ~ way. M~orgens,rrn Dol
vas yust SO. Fin na,if AMERICAN don'a
hif no chance, ain'd li0ac.
1t makes Il vast difference with our
selves, rs well as with our impressions
Of the world, whether we are thankful
for the roses we find on tnurns or con-.
plain about The tlIcrEs we iiNd amonr
roses NnGJord R~eiiji2uS Hcra'a.
Lawyer &" p~r;somer) You look as
II nj one time yuu might iaayc been Il
respectable member OF the cu;mnuuitr.
Prisoner Yes. 81; but ajl,carancrs
are often deceptive. practIeed law
until whisky knocked me out.--Epoch.
yes, boys said the retired naval
officer, as he returned his glass to the
bar, "the navy is improving. For in.
stance, there is not SO mucl, drunken
ness now rs there was wien I was in
Il NO. indecdm shouted the bows
Lyc.
Miss Sadie (to ~obsequious attendant
at dinner) $50 You are one of the stud
unt walters, sir. | trust you will ac-
cept this (tendering coin in the spirit
in which it is offered. McGooligan-
lndade, will. an long loife to yez,
miss.-Iinte.
C~ountryman Cooking over copy of
Esop's tables)-What's the price of
this book. misterp Dealer-Fifly cents.