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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

Let us tell You what Dr.. 7Nonsas' Kclecfrfc
OHis good for. 1t Is death to rheuma tism an q
neuralgia. 1t will cure a burn. bite, or pain,
ana Is equally good for spIa,ns. For sale
by II. b. Cochran, druggist, l37 and l39 North
Queen street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

nLD BRASS wANTED-rhE HIGH
" est cash price paid for old Brass and COP
psr. The nnest brass castings made 70 orqsr
Metal pattern work nnfsnzd At reasonable
rates. n. W.FkAIh's Lock WORKS,
Eear LochsxAs hanhtng Buudidg.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
Some Foolish People

Allow conyi to run until II gets b, yond the
with W. ar away" but in most cases II wears
them away. Gould thsy be in nduced to try the
successful medicine called kemp's Bafsain,
which we sell on positive guarantee 10 cure,
they would Immediately Zee the excellent
enect after taking the first dose. Price toe and
sl0O. Trial size free. Az all druggists. (Y
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
Bucklen's Arnioa BaIvs,

SORES, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns. ana all
SKIN kruptions: ana positively cures Piles. or
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
s cents per box. For sale by H. b. Cochran,
LAncsstor. Pa lune27.lyd5
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
AN UNFORTUNATE P

AN UNFORTUNATE PERSON.
The most unfortunate person in the world 10
one affiicted with sick headache. but they will
be relieved at once BY using Dr. Leslies Special
Prescription. seo advertisement in another
column N
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
Has Conf tonce,

"In ona case personally known to ma the
success of Burdock Blood Bners was almost
hundreds of dollars / myself have the great
est confidence In them" F.s. scratch, o ruRgi. I,
kuthven, mt. For sale by H. Cochran,
caster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
VLY'S UkBAM BALM.
OATARRH-..HAY FEVER.
HUMPHREYS
HoMEoPATHIo
SPECIFICS

DIR. HUMPHREYS Book of All Diseases,
Cloth and Gold Binding, l4i Pages, with steel
Engraving. NAILED TkkE. Address, r. q.
Boz lsl0.N. Y.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

H.R Cochran, Nos. l37 and l39 North Queen
street, Lancaster, Pa, is selling sHILOH's
COUGH CURE a. a guarantee to cure all
hroat and lu ng troubles. s6)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

The torturins disease neuralgia !, instantly
Rev. VIM. H. Chapman, Pastor OF n. y.
Church, Georgetown. u. O., wrote us Having
tiles of DR.. Bull's Cough syrup. hesitate not
to say. II is the best remedy have ever used
In my family" For Group and whooping
cough II 10 sure cure
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
Helped Her out.

I" For years have been severe sufferer from
pains In the back. Tried various applications
One bottle OF Thomas Eciectrtc OH entirely
cured me. Gu red others eQ ualIy quick" n, ..
Benning OF 1lth street, Buffalo, wrote this.
For sale by H. b. Cochran, druggist, l37 and l80
North Queen street, Lancaster,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

Rupture cure guaranteed q BY DE. ). B. Mayer,
sSl Arch street, Phiadelphia Ease at once,
no operation or delay from business. attested
by thousands Of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular. marlolyd&v
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

Politics AND THANKSGIVING
, he atmosphere OF politics
Is now no longer murray;
Let's stop discussing campaign tricks
AND talk OF pies ana turkey.
For in a few days more we'll nnd
That life will be worth living.
when ninging sorrow to the wind.
We celebrate III lnksgiving.
-From the Nec York journal.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
uoOD's BAEsAPARILLA.

II complaint which afrscts nearly every be ~.
fnote or less. II originates in = cold. or suc'
cession OF colds, CON binoa with impure blood.
Disasreeable nov from the ncse, tickiir z In
the throa', Offensive breath pain over ana be-
tve'n the eyes. ringing sRd bunting noise
In the ears are the more common symptoms.
CatarrA 10 cured by Hoods sarsaparilia. which
strikes directly At Its cause By removing all
Impurities (. ON the blood, building mp the
diseased Tissues ana giving healthy tone 70 thS
whole system. Hundreds Of testimonials
prove beyond question that . positive cure for
cAtArih u found in
Hoods 6arsaparilla
For ., yearS have been troubled with co.
tar In the head. Indigestion. and general de-
bility. concluded to try bottle OF Hoods
eafsiparilla. ana It ala mo 90 much good that
continued its use tiu have taken hve bot.
ues- ~ health has greatly improved, and I
feel like different woman" MIA. ]. b
ADAMS. Richmond. street, Newark, N. J.
~ feel II my duty 10 say that saw Hood's
sar.aparilla advertised and took two bottles.
am completely cured OF irreg ularities and
constipation Of my bowels, caiarrh and bron-
chial affections" II. II. DuRsAN, Atlantic
City, Nj.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

THE THANKSGIVING 1URKEY.
To prsi.e the turkey We eA
with 7 sublime:
In D u makes Z 1hsnksgivfnG Day
X L all other time.
His drumsticks joyed by totsi
All A De like his breast. us)
Ana none Re they'vs 10 lots
Will 4 chance 20 rest
HIS Turks cap makes L deem t.s)
hts n n u right;
HIS wish bone makes 4 Den dream
OF fortune h d light
60 good to 4 IL that We
Kos our hungry haste
And shout for "more" with N ne
II stuffed A bout the wsist,
But II he's Y z viii retain
Tho p G likes to get,
We DON'T Y y he ,hould refrain
For 4 etiquette.
9he tur sey IL n O BILE bird,
Thanhs for him I B STOW,
And itthis 10 q he b ,ard
He'd ii,e, though dead. q crow.
III. O. Dodge.
x.PLAis-A 4 TioSs E8.e- Any.
{ y "Aii ladies' like his breast"
tr) makes fellow deem"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

SHILOHs CURE will Immediately relieve
Group. Whooping Cough and bronchitis. For
sale by H. B. Cochran. Druggist. No. ll7 North
Queen street {D
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
TRA vEb TRS 0UIDR.
r .EBANON q LANCASTER JOINT
- LINE RAlLROAD.
Arrangement OF Passenger Trains On. -
aflAr. 8UuuAY koy lSosa
IA vSL ERs 0UTDl
NORTHWARu

- LINE RAlLROAD.
Arrangement OF Passenger Trains On, ~
aftes. SUNDAY, Nov. 10. lssS.
NoRrHwzRD. sunday.
hh;.s hs.s.ssss ssssss Lane ~ E Iss Iss ss|: sS:s 81
ass$;;$ $:s$: :ss lss' :'si ::s IL q
Lebanon sSu4awsED. HI sos nl9 :" ~
i! II II i; 4; Il Il i
King street. Lame. SIS so sso|sY &ie
s.s.aEII. EEII1:ss; ssS;s sepi q. Il Il !. O. 1'n'0'a
PEADING d COLUMBIA DIVISION.
Asp BlMANoHEs. AND LEBAHos xkJ
ON AND ATTER susDxAr. Soy; is. issa
For Columbia ana Lancaster at % Z 10. lac
yyor 9ss5ryyiiie q 4 g laoe m. .na: 10
TRAINS LEAVE COLUMBIA.
For Lebanon At IL IS and 50 m
TRAINS LEAVE Qu uARkYvfLLK.
wor Lancaster At $50. oT Am. and 80 ana
For Heading at 6'l0. o 25 m ard $50 m
For Lebanon at 2.oO aud 6CS p m.
LEAVE KING sTkEkT (Lsncaster.l
Tor Heading At $50 m. 1880 and %. m. &
Tor Lebanon mt TOO m, ~ 80 and b.Bl o m.
;, yor aaarryvills At s'sa $50 m. ass saas:sg--
LEAVE PRINCE STREET tLaucsster.,
For Reading a. z ~ m. y ts and $50 . m.
Tor Lebanon Mt O7a m II 68 ana % D M
For Quarryville a. s.27. go N. 20I and Sc 4
pm.
TRAINS LEAVE LEBANON.
For Lancaster At 7l2 IN, IL 30 and 7,So n.
Tor Quarryvnle ~ IN o IN ana l7l0 and ~
p IN.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
TRAINS LEAVE READIE0.
yor Lancaster at 720 m ard y.l0 m.
For Quarryvile at $40 m.
TRAINS LEAVE QUARRYvILLu
For Lancaster. Lebanon ana Heading At 7lo \
am. \
TRAINS LEAVE KING sr. tLanoastsr.,
For Heading and Lebanon at sos m ana r
For Quarryviiie At $40 m.
TRAINS LEAVE PRINCE st. (Lancsster.t
For Beading and Lebanon at u N end
Ior Ouarryviiis at sosp p m.
TRAINS LEAVE LEBANON, NJ
For Lar caster at 7S6 a IN and % D m, '
For q uArfyvflle at ~ pm.
For connection at columbia, Marietta Juno. n
toD, Lancaster Junction. hanhsirn. keadiug
ana Lebanon, see time table st MI stations.
A. n. WILSON, ,SupeItntendent
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27
Quick Sales and Small Profits,

We have stuck to II, and to our Rule - OF
giving our customer the advantage OF our
purchases. We have the largest stock of
Ladies'. Misses and Children's Heavy Lace
and Baton shoes for Fall ana Winter Wear in
the city, (which W DEFY any of our competi-
Call In 10 see them whether you wish to pur
chase or not. As We consider II no trouble 70
show goods st the prices We sell them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

PEADING q COLUMBIA DIVISION.
Az PHlLADELPHIA D READING u r.
AND BkANDHES, AND LEBANON AMI
LANUAsTER JOINT LINE u. u. Tss
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-27

King street, Lane. SIS 9ts asolsD Glo
!. ssaEEtIttssSM; q. aEtt sn,;t s9pti y X . O. kaiirosa
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
SOME IMPR RssIvE FACTS.

The trial of life insurance case in Brook lyn has again called attention to the fact that abstinence from the use of intoxicating liquors is good for tho health. The case is that of one Tyler who committed suicide for the benefit of those in whose interest his life was insured, and among the grounds of con. test offered by the insurance company was that the liquor habit invalidated the policy
 A verdict was finally given for the company, not on this plea, but upon the evidence that Tyler killed himself deliberately and sanely The question of the effect of the use of liquor on the probabilities of life was raised, however.
 Some facts which this trial has brought out are of much interest. Three benefit societies in which the members were total abstainers were compared with three other societies in which total abstinence was not required
 The result was decidedly in favor of the total abstainers The same percentage of members were sick in both classes, but the average days of sickness per sick member
 was 23 in the abstinence clubs against B in other clubs. Taking the total membership
 of each into consideration, the days of sick- ness among the abstainers averaged 2 per
 member against 12 B per member of the others. 4 comparison between the Recha-
 bites, well known total abstinence society. and the Odd Fellows, in certain district in ] England for period of eight years, shows a similar argument in favor of the abstainere. In the period covered the Odd Fellows were sick on the average 13 days and 10 hours each during the year, while the Rechabites
 were sick only days and 3 hours year per member. Among the Odd Fellows the death l rate was 1 in A, while it was in fl among the disciples of Rechab.
 In the Indian army the non abstains IS put on the invalid list are twice as numerous per thousand as the abstainers, and the mortality among the former is four times as great as among the latter. In the Madras army the admissions to the hospital from the intem- perate, temperate and total abstaining classes 1 were in the ratio of 214, Al and 133 respec- lively. Their death rates were in the ratio of 4.5, 23 and II.
 These are impressive facts. But many
 men will, we suppose, continue to put an enemy into their mouths to steal away theil brains and their good health
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
IMMERSION RLE.

"A clergyman is accused of being seen tying tin can to dog's tail" Well, what of it! Some people are unreasonable enough to expect that because man is Il minister he ought to tie silver goblets to dogs tails.- New York Ledger.
 ''Pa," said little Johnny, ''teacher is think ing about promoting me-"
 "How do you know7"
 'FTom what she said to-day"
 'EAnd what WAS that?'
 ''She said if I kept on I'd belong to the criminal class Merchant Traveller
 Mrs. Chatty Laite (showing the library to Boston friend)-Yes, that's Browning. It's awfully good I suppose but don't under- stand all ot it. like something lighter. Boston Friend-And you have Praed? Mrs. Lafte (blushing little)-Yes, I have, but it didn't do any good. (Boston friend drops the subject. )-Exchange. fIf women are not good enough to belong to the Masons," said fair one with pouting lips, twill you please tell us why?" "My dear, that is tho very trouble. You are too good. The necessity for your membership does not exist. Masonry was founded to make the men better, and the Lord knows they need it."-New York News. Miss Laker-Mamma I want you to know Mir. Cromos. He pulled that paintin' father bought--the one called Twilight" or 'tSun- light" or sonlethii' of that sort. Mrs. Laker Proud to know you, sir. I've | been meanin' to ask my husban' to take me down to oyour-er-ata-no, that ain't it- l abattoir-for long time.-Exchange. Some genius has figured out that piece of wood the size of nonth-old baby would be worn down one-half in six months if han 1 dled much as the average baby is. We are not an expert at figures, but it is quite as probable that a piece of wood the size of a 30-year-old woman would be worn entirely out in less than six months if it had to carry | cross baby the woman does during the six months.-Nerristown Herald. | fornia agent-Tkere, sir, look over into that
 field. Did you ever see man plough so easily | as that?
 | Eastern farmer-By guml The plough does
 seem to go easy, don't its The man seems to
 "Yes, sir, keeps jumping and dancing along | like boy. Just see his heels hy." | clocks good deal like a jig, I must say. !
 Little boy (native)-Pop ain't dancin'; he'e | tryin' ter keep outen the way O the tarantu-
 las an rattlesnakes wot he turns up-Omaha | World.
 "John," said Mrs. Bi1lus, sweetly, q
 have dismissed the hired girl and will do the cooking myself hereafter. It will save us
 ever so much and-Nhere are you going John4' ''I am going down town to have mJ
 life insured" replied MT. Billus, excitedly ''I can't afford to run any risks, Maria" Al
 hour or two later Mrs. Billus sat down and | wrote as follows: Dear Mamma: The pla1 1 worked to 8 charm. John is not hard tt
 manage if one goes at him right The policy | is for ,000 and is made payable to me The hired girl will come back next week. "-
 Chicago Tribune.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

Polish Roman Catholics in this country have petitioned the Pope to appoint bishop or other church dignitary of their nationality who would have his see at either Buffalo, Chicago, Milwaukee or Detroit. They reason that only prelate who understands their language and characteristics can decide church questions with the requisite intelligence and fact
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
MIIsCetlanepns.
UTILITY, ECONOMY,
 STYLE.

The object of every buyer of Clothing is to get what is useful and good at price in accordance with his ideas of economy. After these two points are satisfied there is an- other to consider-style. However little he may regard the details of fashion, he does not want last years coat-and there is no reason why he should take one Style costs nothing. That is thrown in as mat. ter ot course. What we sell is THE style, whatever the cost The three essen- tials named are supplied here.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
Light OvercOats the Theme.

A larger, better, more varied assortment or Spring Overcoats never came to town. We can satisfy any man, however particular he may be, or however scant his pocketbook may be. The prices range from $7. 7.5O to s25, and the range of coats from light to heavy from very light in color to black.
 We know that our customers will be sur prlsed at the make and finish given, even to loW-priced Coats. Our journeymen tailors have turned out nothing high or tow in price that is not worthy of any mans wear. Buy ing cloths in immense quantities, we can and dc sell low. Supreme advantages always improve the product and lower the price.
 Spring overcoats, $7.5O to $a5.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

Ia the house of commons the other day
 Lord Charles Beresford, lately junior lord
 of the admiralty, submitted motion declar-
 ing that an entire reform was needed in the management of the naval service. "When
 was at the admiralty" he said, "a clerk came to me in the forenoon with a paper and a
 wet pen. said: What is thatF The clerk replied: It's the navy estimates, sign them , I said: Certainly not. haven't read them and know nothing about them.' The clerk responded: 'What of thata They require your signature But I did not sign them" His statement caused great laughter, but his mo- tion was defeated.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

A Maine judge has given notable decision in dog case. Under the Maine laws dog is not subject to larceny, because he is not an article of food, not made by the toll of man and not included in any other of the classes of stealable property. However, the hide of dog is stealable, because it is made valuable by the toll of man. Thus the owner of dead dog is protected by law, while the owner of live dog is left to his own resources to protect his dog. This is quite premium on dead dogs.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

It isn't such fun to live in Chicago the papers of that city are fond of saying it is. Last week in that city nine persons killed themselves and two more tried to.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
EDITORIAL NOIRS,

They have been praying in China for rain or snow. Is it possible that they didn't state where they wanted it2
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
9fIedica1.
nLAIRV0YANGE,

MRS. J. J. CLARK, Business, Test and Healing Medium, 228 GROWN STREET, convinces all who visit her that she is genuine clairvoyant. De not fail to see her if you have been disappointed with others. Hours to l2 a nn. 9 to p. m and evenings. Diagnosing by lock of hair by letter co
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

lover of the curious in numbers has picked cut some interesting facts about Der lin. The city has 210 miles of streets, so that person might walk ten days in the capital without retracing his steps. If the 1s40O, ,000 inhabitants marched in double file they would form line nearly 750 miles in length. If the citizens determined to start upon jour ney at the same time all the cars of Germany would accommodate but two-thirds of the number.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

Here is a composition written by Fred Big
 Horse, smart thirteen year old Sioux boy,
 who has been 8 year or two at. the Indian
 school at Carlisle, Pennsylvania. The title
 of the composition is Monkeys" and this is
 what he writes about them: There are many
 kinds of animals. Monkeys and monkeys,
 etc. The monkeys are very much like 8 mon
 key, too The monkeys can climb tree like
 monkey. They have long fingers like a
 monkey. The monkeys have long tails and
 long bodies like monkey. They often play
 merry game and sing merry song like a
 monkey Once upon time my friend and I were young men that time we took trip we
 started of from Dakota and away we went and then we went to South America. There we saw the monkeys and monkeys every where on the trees screaming and chattering everywhere on the trees. They were very cheerful like monkeys. We saw all kinds of monkeys in South America; we caught a shipload of them and brought them back 10 the United States and sold them for so much money. Then we took the money to buy a big balloon and it Ablew away. Then we had no monkeys, no money and no balloon.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

Some of the backwoods towns of Masza- chusetts have degenerated so that they can't support decent schools The instruction was so bad in one of the towns in the. western part of the State last year that not scholar could be found in the place who could tell how much gallon and pint of milk would cost at six cents quart. The State board of education is viewing the matter with con- cern, and an effort will be made in the legis- lature to secure some practicable kind of State aid for the poverty stricken corners. Under the present law those towns which have valuation of less than two million dol lars receive three hundred dollars year from
 the income of the school fund. But this the State board finds does not work we'll, for the
 towns reduce their appropriations by just the amount they receive from the State, and nothing extra, therefore, is spent for instruc- tion. The board has come to the conclusion that better supervision is needed, and the scheme it has recommended consists of a sys- tenn of supervision by which neigkboring towns which are not able separately to sup ! port superintendent may unite and have ! one in their employ.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
Gents Teck Scarfs,
JERSEY WAISTS

in good styles, at 17c each. This is a job lot of only % dozen, and as they are regular 25c scarfs selections will have to be made at once.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17

"A clergyman is accused of being seen tying tin can to dog's tail" Well, what of its Some people are unreasonable enough to expect that because man is minister he ought to tie silver goblets to dogs tails.- New York Ledger.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
APPEARANCE OF A SUGAR PLANTATION

A sugar plantation comprising thousands upon thousands of acres of cane gleaming under tropic sun is an interesting but still wearying and eye-aching sight. It has un- told thousands of dollars in it's granulated oceans of 'saccharine, but it is devoid of beauty. A stretch of American valley, with & score of nestling homes and waving corn- fields, is infinitely more suggestive of plenty and wealth, while the real beauty of the slat- ter is feast to the heart and eye.
 All large Cuban sugar plantations are alike. Having seen one you have seen all so far as external affairs are concerned It is often the case that their owners or lessees are people of culture and refinement, and with a host of friends and visitors about them, live here in style of afhuent elegance for which we can now find no comparison in our ooun
Morning journal and courier., 1888-03-17
On Each Friday, Commencing March 18th, Until May |.
VOL. LW.

These individual bargains will be selected with view to delighting and surprising our friends and patrons by their variety, as they will be changed each week; also by their cheapness, as this cut in prices will be for FRIDAYS ONLY. We intend 10 make the next SEVEN FRIDAYS very Fortunate Days for Dry Goods purchasers Respectfully,
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-05-16

Give Ely's Cream Balm trial. This Just.
ly celebrated remedy for the cure of catarrh.
hay fever, cold in the head, etc, can be OBJ
tanned Of any reputable druggist and may
be relied upon as safe and pleasant RENE
dy for the above complaints and will give
immediate relief. II Is not liquid, snuff
or powder, has no offensive odor, and can
he used at any time with good results, as
thousands canstestify, among them some Of
the attaches 81 this ofIice.--Spirit Of the
Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-05-16
Wednesday, May Is. 1888.

II is not in accordance with the
truth to say that the Mills bill is a
free trade" measure, or that il may
operate to increase the revenue" II
would leave the average duty thirty
per cent. higher than it was under
the Morrill, tariff. The addition to
the free list would surely cut off rev.
enue. So would the lowering of the
tariff on sugar. The repeal of the
tobacco tax would sacrifice 20,000.-
900 or more. Il is measure Of re-
and tariff reform as WE'LL
New York World.