The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-01-28
BRIGHT BITS.

some people see fun in coasting. Other peo-
pie 20 down hill fast enough without getting on
a sled -Sonlerrilie Journal
De SMIrH-They say that Poseyboy has got
mighty soft thing in that government position.
Iravis-Ah yes; you refer TO his head. He
had that always burlington Free Press
BosToS MOTHER (shockedJ-I am surprised
Waldo, that you should make use of such an eX-
preston as Let her go, Gallagher"
Waido-What ought / to say, mamma-per-
init her to depart, Mr.. Gallagherf-Ne0 York
Sun
your pretty curls?
Maid-You see ma am the regiment has left
our town, and so have had to give lock of my
hair to several Of my acquaintance. -b9ieoende
Bldetter,
BLESSED are they that expect little be said
to the convict, for they shall not be disap-
pointed
Hold on there. pard. That's just where
you're out. Iexpeced little when was up for
burglary and got twenty years. '-Net0 York
Sun.
No, Patti has no babies The family have de-
cided that they cant afford it. When they real
lied that it would cost the yOungster f10O every
time he wanted his mother to sing him to sleep
cash up or no cOncert-they decided that no
baby could stand it without mortgagng the
nursery and fittings London Ijd-BttS.
FRED-What are you up to nova lays?
George Soliciting advertisements for the Jim
Cro'r Times, the best advertising medium in the
universe.
Fred-Having any success?
GeOrge-Well, l should say l struck a life
insurance agent to-day for an lad, and | got
away without taking out policy st. Paul
NeWS.
SHE ASKED for time her choice to make;
Igave consent for her sweet sake;
For weeks ! waited for her word
To free me from my fears absurd
My heart beat high with joy and hope,
As quick | seized the envelope;
Alas alas. for my regards
Her answer was-their wedding cards.
Life.
NO, said the deacon, when he got back to
BeaIIville after his New York trip: you folks
up here seem to hev got a wrong impression
altogether ! might a said | wuZ goin down
to York arter green goods, but garden seeds
wUl what had refrunce to. And that there
House o Detention, why. that's a sorter public
hotel, eZ il We're, where they put strangers SoS't
deSignn' people can't git al EN- Them noos-
paper fellers do git things mixed up drefie.
Moo Nork's n mighty wicked place, Brother
SaWbuck Puck.
THEY we're looking out to sea
How fierce and turbulent the ocean is to
night. George dear, she said, drawing closer
to him, and how. angrily it dashes up the
waves against the shore!"
"Ah, yes love- he gently responded as he
stole a protecting arm around the shrinking
form of the tiInid girl. somebody must be
crossing it."
And look came into her fair young face as,
who should say, dare intrust my future hap
pness to such man?-Aer York Sur.
OMAHA M1ss-(Tenth birthday party)-I don't
wish to play It's kissing game, and don't
like kissing games.
Mother-Dont be so selfish and unmannerly.
If the other children want t. play games you
don't like YOU should join them and help make
the time pass pleasantly. Go back to your lit
tie guests this minute.
FIVE YEARS AFTER.
Little Mss--lFift enth birthday party, same
grl)-Motber, may we play Copenhagen?
Mother-(Same mother)-Iudeed you Shan't
-Opldkd World.