The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-11-29
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-iis,hiP .,is. IL port second late
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81 ss ~0nsa who ssv he hri
small Dol asos ihsn The msa bsrs 81.
keded 10 tia, ,or, o, ihisE
--nesiefs Hsp - Dad yea c0aae oai "a
cor csss,ry 10 .eiiisY Essiero VISITOR lits
My Nj ihsi's shsi | ltii bone Tor
--prooep,fss lee. oaH i.lk Gsrbily
ssres aiTsrsri lsHsnases vssssr girl
dOsI SOC bos ,os ean keep 'till Minute,
-Cry mss --''ls ,hls ioe.iiiy hsslthtT
Cos1itta Iirslihyi You bet ~e're
hesiihr. We've at ier b. There sisl .
doctor si,hib forty Hallcs
"A Mslba horss ishciafs dsushisr.
Beisy Icy name. ha'isg reached marriage.
able. bst lsibsf stote 10 80 old irie0d
''iBss casred. bal no takers as YET.
n ioie became lecturer 90 The bad
effect. Of uhi.ksy. sss nlled ~iih nv
sail s. aid reformed dfuukatd, bat
nos d only spiritually foil o. il, !"
-Ihags oaa wopld rs,her bAre let, an.
ssidi Ms I9ass DoBt trouble TO zoe me
10 tbs door. Me- saith Mrs Smith --
No uoablv, quite pleasure. ] asure you.
i.sohsf Nos. II yon stand facing
tha Sesi. sill the north be a, your right
or left h.sdY Mes scholar I'm sure
dou'i lnos. mssm I'm stranger 10 these
pstis.
Mamma Why. Fru-. dear. whs: 10
the ma,serf Did you is bad dream
fhsk o. bis crib Mo. d-dreamed /
bad big bag Of candy. al invoked with
out es,ih' IT,
Young mgihefliisplay ing baby: Isn't
be a great. noble fellow, Msjori Major
(aario $ 10 pieAse): Yes. indeed. madam.
why re has got hands aud feet on him like
hired mans.
= 10y cay that Bangor lawyer, noted
for ing absent minded, went up his ow 0
s,sii The other day, aud seeing notice on
bis dor, Back ., 2 o'clock. sat down to
vail for bims Z.
Eihel lshudierine) How the trees
no and Sigh tonight Bobby (spesks
whereof be knows Well, | guess you a
moan add sigh II You we're as illl ot green
apples as they be.
Riches take unto themselves wings
and fly away, said the teacher "Whst
kind OF riches ia neantf" And the smart
boy at the foot Of the class said be reck-
oned they mus, be osiriches
Agent So you want q pension. hal
App icaut That's what | am here FOL- |
Agen, You are healthy looking fellow
What's your disability Applicant i |
caught cold in the draft Of 1864.
"A Boston boy was telling his father
on Ay OF a scbo Jlmste's attempt to sing.
and time, said the 10 year-old 10 deep
disgust; "shs he didn't keep any better
time iLan u COW when a dogs running
sitter herl"
Caller Ito Bobby Il imagine. Body,
thai the advent Of your little baby sister
must have been great surprise to your
Bobby She couldn't have been u very
great surprise, ma'am; she only weighed
sir pounds.
Magistrate (to prisoner: you are
charged. cir with beating your wife. ="
Prisoner: YES, sab, an Use proud OF il
sab Magistrate: Proud of it2" Pris-
oner; ''kase. sab. she weighs twenty
poun's mon me"
Sunday school teacher Nov, chill.
ireu, after Noah aud his family entered
The ark, Why we're the rest OF the people
u tie world destroyed?' Small boy
"'Cos they dilnt kdow enough to come
10 out Vt the pia.
What is the price OF ,hs, tea2" she
asked q tue suileless grocer zoe
dollar 'narf, marm," was the respoule Q.
1T not that too steep?" was the next
,nestioa, and &. g.. replied Yes, marin,
bats what they do with il.
"A lady stood hanging on the top OF
'trret car. when a workman 10 the fr cor.
Der arose aud politely erred her q Feat
Il tbrnk you. the ssl in very ss eet
one, bat I dislike to deprive the only
,en,leman In the car OF seat "
--"P.iuck. you we're on bad 81 roe
lester lay" "fis. Mr. Ellis, | vas, b'ess
ne, ! we're nj a-lyin' Ia the gutter wild
! pit. Father Ryan came along, looled
y N says, says, he, 'oae is know by
he lnpany they kspe. And did you
,e' ~ pa,ricky" No. -bu, the pig did"
Say. old lady" said q man on
,ourtf1 road, the other day. "did you see
! b. ycle pass here just now9" mo. ]
i,dn', zee 10 kiad Of sickle. mister; bu,
q noa | seed wagon wheel running
was With msu, You kin believe it or
lot sondn't II hsiu'l seer ;, myself"
ssems 10 me you are slst wanting
6 3ney, Mary jane. | save yru 70 cents
yesterday Do You thiak am . gold
niusl HERE'S qusr'er" up to~n an
,aar 'aier What's ,b.t7 Garry ttis
tate by i5O00t ", got $50 that says be
sonA Pot up. eeuil,miu, OF shut ur.
iesry take
Pra,heily "Da yun mlpd staying ont
% The balclhy. Miss MsbeiY II is tuch
Alr rrruiag Msbrl -'Oa not And
on m1.t iiSht yaar cigar; like tbs
m 4. out u doors. taiter psuse.
- .re yon looking for. Mr., Feaib,rlyf
'~siLs'ly Way. match Mabel, slyly,
- g. am Ani Ia taok thu bsnt