Telegram-herald., 1888-05-20
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10 ons hAs Rad Disksasf wilAoaIt aotie-
fnx the pscuiianty snd sszsishnsss Of the
rsnss ~ Ehica BE oltsn Sssisnztsz bis
crs@ti0as-ths mofsl.ss Pseksnia hks
others Of hls class. sasl4eioaslY sniffinx Al
enc msn and yieioaslg peekias al another;
Ga Ralph Sicklsby Who e0aid sl2g By =
nlessl With ths best. and sam Weller
whose name must have been the
fruit of s0sas suea pegssrss grammar
-. well we.isr. sapsrlalivs wanlisg" FOE
sssn WsllsF q csFtzia.y incompsEabls.
Bat in tais line 80 commonplAes book
a. TIE City DregforY msy afford a. n.any
psc0iiarigles from IFS as ths great novelist
dssE from Bis fancy. No nanae 10 withogt
reason. and ne question. ~ hats IN y
nAsse5' deserves a more serious answer
than i asua-iy ress. Tans Joha Ds-Vills
is J0hn oi-lAs- town a. distinguished from
Andrew Couatryman- william on-lhs-
beck sireami easily becomes Beck aad
BsckeF. and likewise with the Hills. Fields.
Fofssis. Lakes and P5nda
Labor has saiusd great recognition n om
tas iacE that Al least Any names are de-
rived from occupations. among which the
most clri0as are Boss. OssleT. Leach.
M0lisz. Granger. Joiner and Hamacber.
Bat tas peculiar Eenius Of The Enelsh
names shows most eoaspicaousiy in such
a. seaman. LuboeEA Beach Boat, Havens.
Nay. strand. Hal and Mast.
ConsradictorY as the statement may seem.
j, 10 nevertheless true that We have with Us
always Spung. somDsr aud Winter Frost
and rhAN. Gusts. Gales. Storms and Biz
Earas.
Ogr frien1s from foreign cllmss, thosgh
loyal Americans al. exhibit devotion 10
their nAtivs lands Ia bsqueathtng TO their
chiidsen such names as England. France,
Fisnders. Holland. Dentcb. IFsland, Lon-
don. Welsh. Ceyi0n. CaaAao.
In names also IS proved the theory that
religion Is natural 10 man. A city with
Chapsls, Churches and Parishes. Monks.
Priests. Deyinss. Deans. Bishops and two
P0pes ought 10 have its spiusGal interests
well cared for snd be able 10 convert ths
fsN Musselmans within It's limits.
II the necessity arose We might make Z
nan oy an aggregation Of parts that srs
scattered about such a. Back, Leg. Shinn
Foot. Thum. Ease. Tongue. Haire and Beard
givs hin blood snd sndow him with wits
snd forever reject ths theory OF evolution
Old Mother Earth must have been in tn,
blackness Of darkness when she chris,enel
her sons Bury. Cofin, Musty, Graves
somsons. suppose. Tiekslls Der and Sd,
Trips It. 6sy and Happy.
Ballock 10 strong. Buck is quarrelsome
Deer is wary. Fox Is cunning. Hare i
swim. Lion Is bold, the CEabbs Is backward
and the Turtle. musical. for 'ths Voice o
the Turtle Is heard in the land
The Ducks coqastts with the brakes, th.
presence OF Hens couapless the bliss OF tn.
Hawk and the sparrow falls By th
Farmers Gum.
The Fish Of the Grand River. The Chubb
Roy. Pike and Trout are too obliging ever
30 Wigis OF the Fishsrs Hook.
Let it not offend your metropolitan pride
my friend. to learn that Hsycocks offer
siand iu your streets and The Nettle ans
Fsnnsl aourish upon your sidewalks. Bu
consois yourself With the thought that yoU
DO raise Beans. Pssse. Rice and Maize an,
satisfy the cravings Of your Nsthetic na.ur
with a isw Roses ard Ioiips.
Despite our rich Banks with their Bond
and stocks. our people are BAT poorly an,
grotss1usiy clothed. a. TIE following invsn
tory Shows. Jne leliownat, seven Hoods
thre~ Collars EIGHT Goats. one Hoops. 6v
Stockiags. three Boots and one Cain for ID
pocd-s scantY costume for the Season
bit ons that would answer ii We nigh
have fsw new residents oy the name Pan
tsioona
Bat best of al. entrenched in our Castle
the Gates shut shs Bridge drawn. 0ur Can
ron shattered % The Auxzie. our Pickett
90 The Walls. and spears add Pixies IN OF
hands, Ne may oid dsdsncs 20 the whol
rorld. NN. g. SHEPPAR0.