The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1888-05-10
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The st. Cloud Tribune seems to have
hard work explaining its position. In
fact it reminds us of a certain alliance
representative who went to the legisla-
ture from the fifth district. During the
session he made some very queer moves.
On his return his constituents began to
question him as to his reason for doing
SO and so. He explained for about six
months and one day he appeared in a
terribly distressed and annoyed state of
mind. A friend asked him the cause. He
said that ever since he got home from the
legislature he had been explaining his
position ''but, damn EN-" he said, "they
don't seem to understand it." The same
is true of the Tribune. 1t is constantly
explaining its moves but no one can
understand thein.-Fergus Falls Journal.
The report reaches usthat Harry Hony-
bun of Round Prairie, died very suddenly
Tuesday noon. He plowed during the
forenoon and shortly after coming home
to dinner he fell dead. Some years ago
he was stabbed in the side while sailing
on the ocean and ever since one shoulder
was drawn down out of place. He is
well known to those who stopped at the
Sank Centre house dozen years ago as
the little Englis h hostler.-Argus.
FACTS WORTH KNowING.-In all dis
eases of the nasal mucous membrane the
remedy used must be non-irritating. The
medical profession has been slow to learn
this. Nothing satisfactory can be &C
complished with douches, snufs, pow
ders, syringes, astringents, or any similar
application, because they are all irritat-
ing, do not thoroughly reach the affected
surfaces and should be abandoned as
worse than failures. A multitude OF
persons who have for years borne all the
worry and pain that catarrh can infict,
testify to radical and permanent cures
wrought by Ely's cream balm.
We learn from County Auditor Voss-
berg that $1O4.49 has been paid out oil
the treasury for gopher bounties-at the
| rate of five cents each for pocket gopher
scalps and three cents each for other
| kinds-from April % until this morning
At this rate it will not take very long to
'reduce the surplus" in the county treas.
| ury.--JournaLPress.
That tired feeling season is here again
| and nearly every one feels weak, languid
and exhausted. The blood laden with i'm
purities which have been accommodating
for months, moves sluggishly through
the veins, the mind fails to think quickly
and the body is still slower to respond
Hoods Sarsaparill isjust what is needed
1t is, in peculiar sense, the ideal spring
mediciue. 1t purifes, vitalizes, and en-
| riches the blood, makes the head clear
creates an appetite, overcomes that tired
feeling, and imparts new strength and
.vigor to the whole body.
Further examination of the cell room
| at the Jail shows that the plans of escape
discovered by the turnkey yesterday were
well laid. In the cell of Booth, who ap-
pears to be the prime mover of the scheme
was found adroitly concealed, curious
instrument made out of a metal lemon
squeezer, bound together with strong
wire. The use of this was nor at once
apparent, but an examination of the cell
door showed that it was used as wrench
to loosen the large nuts of the hinge
bolts, as they were turned nearly off, so
that twist of the fingers would remove
them entirely, this permitted the bolts to
be withdrawn and the door lifted away
from the lock. Sheriff Hammered states
that the prisoners will be kept in their
cells now until court sets in June, and
they will receive no more privileges of
any kind.-Times
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AMERICAS PRIDE.-True American men
and women, by reason of their strong
constitutions, beautiful forms, rich COM
plexions and characteristic energy, are
| envied by all nations. 1t is the general
use of DIR. Harters iron tonic which
brings about these results.
On Tuesday, just before concluding his
search and examination ofthe cells in the
county jail. Sheriff Hammered discovered
razor cunningly concealed in one of the
! hunks. The razor was tied to the under
side of one of the bed Stats, and was
hacked in such way that it made a very
effective saw. A slingshot made of old
nails, tied tightly together and provided
j with handle was also found. Late this
afternoon bar across one of the west
windows was found cut nearly off,douht-
less having been done with the razor
mentioned above-Tin1es
Many ladies admire gray hair-on some
other person-but few care to try it's eff
tects On their own charms. They need
not, since Ayers hair vigor restores hair
to its original color. Sold by druggists
and perfumers,
c. F. Miller shook the dust of Long
Prairie from his feet yesterday morning
and departed for Sank Centre. 1t is Gus.
tomary for cashiers of banks to start for
Canada as soon as their banks close, but
Fred departed from this custom. His
| greatest regret at leaving was the sur.
render of his captaincy ofthe single mems
base ball nine.-Argus.
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In the spring, hundreds of persons suf-