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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Shre @elcaC9hettI

gelegeutIid oes ueulifeu gteru DOrfeT
Rrauoes murben WinHers, Gnabeus uno
in6er.&leiouugsaiide iul gSertbe con S57,-
coo gerettet, un6 bas 2nger III mad Battie
more beoroert moroen, no mon iiir bieen
rieitgeH EeuersNifefHrauBsSerz T.
fauf pom Rletbuugs z Il baS
arose 9ebduoe on 6er 9 Il OF : 81 oer
SauoOerz uu6 8aLtimOretr
belon6eIs gemietbet bat. Aae gSaaren hno
III 40 @euts pom Dollar Der Serftellnn8siofen
obgeihdtt. ga Dies aues III, mas mir fitr
Ite forbeTn, 70 pir6 Der groBe SeueruerfaIf
bic Bemobuer oieier Staot nno umge9euo IN
Staub Ieten, ibre 6leiber fait fir ytd)ts ju
erIauaen. Ser Serfauf miro beRimmt Irr
10 Gage aubaIten. s etue Btbers Il e
ber3feber { liz MdRner $4.95; i'm
@erthe BON $l4. Dieter 81. 95slleberbteher III
aut gemaGt, uon feiuer GHalitdt, aus i9mes
reu1Eut5, nadl aeueiier Ulooe nno untsr @as
ruutie Sl4 pertb. 3ieien l1eberyeber fouusu
Sie pier Gage 81 9auie bebaIten, nno tpeun
Gle nit thm- einerIei, ans rpel9er urin4e-
uid1t 3ufrieben fiu6, 10 MAIDEN mir uns-rpenH
sr Hift bei4must IT, anbeii4ig, bic $4.95
iurtidjH5a9len. @legante @l1 M
ueber5ie ber fur Dl6Hner S6.99.
8erieIbe If IN eIegantefem Stgle gearbeitet
uHU tolLu VIC 9Io DeLt9 bI@HHtlLts u
prG ti9er g8tnters u5Hg fiir
Rduuer $500. 8ieier Au5uB iff gut &c.
maGt, Gnes III eiuanoeT pafeno, aeIeffer
StpI, tbutiddHd $I3 rpertb. g9it offerta
rem elm eIesauteS Baar Btuters
boieu fir gl 6uuer ~ $1.55, i'm gSerthe
uOu 81, noer erfnttea bas @el0 suriid. 4Hb
ertrasfetue @ortitrenz uno Raitmirz Au,iige
-feinte GuaIitat nit Ssioen- Huo AuassButa
ter-uno iibsr 10000 uerjhieoene SorteR
feiuer auJiige Hnb ueber3ieher ebeuIo blIlg.
ggir babea sroSe SOErdtbe Don 9n b { n
au5tiseu. @efdlteIte IhuOrBe Iujtt9e,
fir bleie SGiiou geeignel, I'M gBertbe BON 81 /;
mir lafen te gu SAFE sebsn. Gin eles
gauter u a. . 1t fir 68 Gents, i'm
g8ertbe Don 81. 1000 gfegeuIdirme 90
50 Gsnts. 60o0 8nsCub 3 olentrdger,
10 Gents 0as BaGr, auf benz groBen 6euera
AfeturnH3 Berfanff @ Siioof g de Der
Salttmore4 nab SauouerRraBe. c.
g8dbreub bieiss sr',Beu 6euer.S .SerfherHnss.
Bertauies oon at.eioun9sftiden bletben Die
Bsrtauisotalitat en- abeubs bic 8, Samfass
bis II ltr 0fiu4. Man peraeIe niat, baH
bteisr SeriaAi uubebiuat uurBehu Gage
oauert. (2s3P-l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
GIae noat gG1tGfal uerfoI8te 6ar
fft{Tfes

Stngbamptou, 0.sD., 25. gtOU. -
@1bren6 Der 10 idbrige gBiuie 8uuooR
beute Nadmittag eine SdrOtfliute bauobobte
eutIub itd bieieIbe pt0eItG, uuo bic 26'iG9s
ri0e @ottin Uti6aeI 9uuoon's, zines BEa'
bers bee 9uabeu, purbe burd ben S4uB auf
Der Stele setSbtet. Die Srau mar erif iei
Sursem oerbetratbet. Shre giutter fam oIrt
eiuen giienbnhuslInfaG um'e eebeR uuo ibr
Snter nurbe Dor etli9en Sabreu selegeutIih
zines pOIitideu framaus in ben agaaI ses
Ho5ef uub ertr1uf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
9lnS Werife.

Sta6t gferita, 25. RcBember. -
Ganere 9legsufit.me berridtsu pdhreuo Der
Iesten bret Gage nlleutbal6eu In DterifC uub
rihteten erbsbliheu S6a6eu an. i5U 1erG
&ru5 piitbet Elm beftiger gtOrofiurm. - @iRe
aus 10 umsritautl6eu &e6afteureu bsftss
bsnoe 8eiiegeieuidGit fam beute uui ibreM
Rege nab Der Staot Rerlto Bu Salullo on.
Die biefge g4reB AfcctatiCnn triit umiai4
ienbe 8orbsreitaugeu fir ben @mpiaug ber
&oleaen aus BEN &er S5tanteu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Scr gDabIffrttt tit gNeft RtrataFtt

28heeling, 8.=Sa, 25. Iouember.-
Die 3emOfratsn BON 8eft Sirgtuten babeu
uub nierteu Sifritt GuSufe@ten. 9ie pers
ZEN tAorgen has Sber9eriht ju @barIeiou
nm eiuen Ranhamus, SefetI eriu9eu, mel
der bem Souoerneur bic 4usfelIung bon
@rwGbIuugs' 'gertififateu on jene @anOioatsn
usrhietet. Die @rhnbe, auf pelde iidl oas
'@eldl fiiiben tpirb, fino nod nid1t betauut.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Gefa gd,aSeneryok FIR Bite sStttApe

Seauer, 8a.. "a. Roueulber. - Rad
36sfiinoiser Seratbuus fdlte bic Sarp III
osm Brojefie Der 6rau 6tbblrb segen 6rn.
Srp uegen 8rnts oes @beoerIpreheus Elm
Serbift 5u Sunfieu bes augeIlasten uub be-
fiimmte, haB Der Staat bic Soften oes geridlt.
Iiheu Serfubrens ju traseu babeu. Das llr.
ibeiI p4rhe nit aIIsemeinem Beifaa aufse=
nommtn. pr. Srp unb ieiue SS9ter uerbeu
r6dlffsn gittmed mad gnrcpa abreiisn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Sin @0roer Dinefeft aemad,t.

gcIumbus, Rebr., "a. Rcuember. -
gIbert Saunfetn. Der Ronu, peIdber am j.
Ncnember bic Sduloireitoren Ttotsn uuS
GIblsp in Gc,ab, giebr., ermoreete uuo uadl .
her ibre geideu tn eiuem 9eui6uber perftedte,
uurbe aeiieru bier Derbaftet. Der gsfaneens
aeftanb lein Berbrehen Elm, sab aber feiueu
Repeaeruub fiir oeuieIbeu an.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
4S. Sabrgattg.
9amfia9ntt9!

Ndfen 9OnnaHas 1T anfusnsstg Sm 9edfn stan6punf
bradt ban mir ale nu bun6ar n Inner mias bat d e S
n;u bebopp pinti sepOr Grfauis 0asa
gin m 9eorld Sim Santiago n ale &unon bebi
bOnbs in uum naben unb Sinner Spartrment 9t amen
fo besba feline @orpa rau Inbran9 naAm m mad grO
nuns 9Ouls nn 2nang bis laa9e mad 9unfwen D
e nO bic gusfdn u ge6rdnse nod b0eutenb gS uI ruu it,
men mir 0aasuns alien Sblen b 9aues auBrsepn
Bargains sebm
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26

Snnnnn q, "a. Teoember.-Gm 8teHs
fiag pur0e Der 20 Sabre alte 9runobeitBer
2onis Sernnnoes Erepeio pom Gan Sron3t8.
co, als er mad Cos Ranias reitea poIte, Don
smei Banoitsn, trelde eleihfallS gu Bferoe
nareu, augeflleu; 60 aelang tbm, bic I'm
9reiier In Die 6lnGt 81 idlaseu, trug ieooh
eine ibnere Sernuuoung iiber oem redteu
4uae oaOoT. - ReIu nettere Berioneu ituo
auf ben 8sr6att bin uerhaftet poroeu, an
Der @rmOroung bes gfiuiondrs SauerOo uuO
ieiner Sraa, tpelte auf Der Snquittor. Stra8e
nit elmer grt in brutaler g8eiie erihlageu
ipurbeu, betbeiligt IN iein; elmer Der Ssrbafs
teten, neide i'm 9afsu Del Brtucipe inter
sebroGt fne, if. eiu beroorrGseuOer 8aufz
NOM, Hameus Suau @aiuio, oefeu 6eFt'
nabme in Der Staot groBes 4nfIebea beroor
gerufen hnt-gRie nHs eiuer DepeiAe an ben
geaerolcnpitin beruor 9ebt, iino bic 8ebrii.
Der WaGiu, nelhe re9en 8aubmoroes gun
Sobe perurtbeilt uno aus benz bieii9en Sc
f1ngni6 ansae5rOheu fiuo, tn Der ytihe Don
Saoanna aulsetauft, no tie NIT etner Ban0e
BON BanoiteH nmber 5iebeu unb augeui4siu'
Iid bic Sranoi6nbung BON reldeu Bfan3ern
beobiihtiaen, nnb I6lisBliG Dirb nod, nm
bns RaaB eou III MAIDEN, ans Santtago be
guba aemeleet, euB In 6oIse BON Branofif'
tuna cine aro5e Brennerst nno ftiuf Bad.
bQrgebdnee in Glammell nnigegauseu fuo.
Der nuseri6tete ShuosH iit iebr greg uuo
trifft bic Better nm 10 fGmerer, be gfi4ts
ban Nllerr DeIftdert tcar.
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$2.97.
@ananonen unb bonn gdneiber aeniatt.
Bartte seitreifter Sd6tn
1925.
Dit Sraib telest unb bonn StneSer semats.
1O0 osuettantfd1e Eudls uuo StbEr sSa6ets
Tit 8raib beieet, ImgeItIasens R6bts unS
goden zGerne.
so tmpprttrte sSerie9aRo6e
$500.
TieIe Rode tDeroen Don Inoeren Al $500 oeItauit,
rs Ssebnnoss @Infol= =SR oOie5faS
S13 IS.
GRit 9Iodenz&ermeIn uno eIattem AHa5futter, tnI
2Dertbe bon $40.
$19.75.
Steles @efpano iff ~ 2ou lana, nit 5eebun s.
ArHamenten, GuaS geinttert uno nit a.
aufihldgen.
so notwithstanding
SEAS.
2ies gepanb III aus dttem SsebunoszBtIi6 anses
teEt9t; SIS iusrtb.
45 9iber' " eie&fas. As SiberaESOeissTAs
$3.50.
Gle fo1nmen in allen 0arben nit Srato 6sest unO
nit Srnamerten.
400 Eetputarfets ft:r San1sa
$500.
Sn 9latteH 6arten un6 cen neneiten unO iaonffsn
pefreiiten Utuffern.
SO aeftreffte tino Ianen'ItaaIans
$500.
Gisie @endnber tpurben fribsr Bu $40 perfauft,
30 SeumGrfete NIT @useIzAsrrsslW
$11 80.
DisIe Sefuduoer fonimen in ducp gereften V2uiterL
uno sldttsn 6arben, BON SIS rebuttrt.
Bon Gtncer M66ett offettrstt tptr:
400 &iaSer 9retadleas
$2.48.
Jlette Sathen fur Sinoer pon bier Sabrer.
geo fntporttrte &iaoers856e
S2.9S.
SO 9anstppueae gefdttsIte Rode NIT
YseuteIfra9ea
$3.98.
Bon S5 bera6geiest.
400 Rsturtarfets fur SadodIsn
So 90.
SitIe tommsn in allen neueffen geftreiften Wufern.
Bon So re0ubtrt.
rs nit SfetD beisbte gtbstsSreibGJeHs
$S.75.
Sieie @eTdnber fomn1en in T1nrben, electric, Hsas
rlnebIau nn6 BIutroth, pon sl2 reouSrt.
25 S2aSbeHzse.pmetfets rtitGRaeIs gseEntein
SLID.
Sieie fcmmen in 9Iatten iSarben, ioipte in ben
Reueftsn 9eitreten gfuitern.
auserbem baben fOir nod Uiele Bargains, toeIe mir
neSen gtGnges an 0taum bier niht
anfahreH fonnen.
sGF Sommeu Ste friib am Gage. nm benz
anorarg am gtahmitta9e 81 entgeben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Be+mtf@teS.

Der S1aeamts. SefretGr bat eatIdiebeu.
bns pouene 8laoierz nno SiIaoedeu bei'm
Smport nit 35 &ents pro BfAnn uub 40 Bro.
gent ad valorem III oersollen fiub.
Der Bi1F6ent bat 9eueroI gsenberrp,
befen Grneanuu9 gum Bofuetfer BON Gbt.
cage 3u bsf6tiseu Der @ougreB fid genet
ssrt bate, fir oeu ertuGbuteu BoReH wieoer
ernnnnt.
g8ie benz 9riegeietretar beriGtet miro, Be.
tpGbrt fit Die por meuigsn Sabren getrofeue
@iuri6tuus, 4rmee.Otfi,tere ais Sebrer On
Aderbauihulen fuusireu 81 laf1en, uuf bas
Sortrsfili6ie. SBie erinusrltf, ia IN Der OBJ
ge!aufeneu Gousre6ieifcn bic Gulabl Der fir
ben setGGten 3ped befauirten Sfft3iere aui
3ehn erh0ht tpoIbeu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
aur,e SaseIospefaem

Der erO5e nlts 3ampier e@relt gaferr"
III betanuiliH nai Gb5ruh uertaAit mOrbeu.
Der sauier bat aus BEN fidpeiIeu Ser!aHf
$29O,CO0 gslGit.
- Sbert Sexlanfein, Der Brifbent oes
eieaenGifiaaa Suubesratb9, muBte fi9 in
Noiee einix unseiIbaren @rtantHug Der 4rs
terien bas rehte Bein arzpHttrer laffen.
- On Ghreu bes 8er. Staatea-Seianoteu
bel ntr Biorte, Sru. SnauB, muroe am 5rsi-
tag i'm OilbiSsSiosl gu &onfanttuopeI Elm
@sIabnufett asgsbeu.
- Dos Befiueen bes 9reiien britiiheu
GtoatsmOuues Bright bat ii6 eefterH bebsnt'
lid ueriGImmert. Seiu Sohn if aus Sar'
biff su i'm teruIeu werNsn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
Oon J1ldnner= H(eiOern

garn $40 anssn beabsst s anss s1o ermaB
P15an9e a $2 m6 $3 rcNurt; $sanag $15 rabsie
bIm gree tnn Sic Guug ben Se0m asen fam, taufn aG @
Gni9 bmen mir ber ~ fnS Ser been unnt e6enbirt
mobtd nobel baue6a Senf tn 1ni seneu Sunoenarbe
un impOrrtn ans $50 mb bObr nO pgb ans fit we Sic bel
ieoem suten Sdneoer $50 bis $35 tesa6en uaBtn
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
J(dnner=l =lle6er6ie6er

eabren cbGTuus srani 9uFd gon ebeeb pi anH9n
teGben bebure getd en
Oba mir uns sn6gt bn, g Bis @adrp9d ne0er baln
Scren ub pe g8Oe init brer @un b@bren, werbn
aun @rurb babn baar n gu n bnn e Onnn Itl erer &
auserf nbrisen 8n betomnen-pet nbrsu al m lie abt n
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
8et 0nabeu= ll1tO 9tuDer f(eiOern

nS benleensme6e abupn Brsbrabitunsen n9t. Die
fenbe bt bme6r sic Onnn be gDOe fir 5 RmOr 9ofe
init unta9n, aus scmneen Gots gantn 8 un Gpos beses
felt id6n nseab @a bid sfatert taufnO Die gw0bnt
81 mb So i'm gnen peu uerSen g n an Die 9are enn Dana
eunas $5-unb wB audi baB Sa8 a9 ebri9c
uftioa it, G 6fe n6 fit nn i'm Sitter bier Bis sp0f Sa9n
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1888-11-26
gus gssaa mas samoa.

Gits stafFtans auf 1ornsnia. H. GtbTnuad Der
erftem ntntai6ben @iIenbahs.-SeTdsps=
ben aseen oaS worsebtH Dee Se1tIbsa aaG
ben Sdt1fertHiela.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23
The Wonderful Watterson on the Ter
rible Tariff.

(See last and present issues of REGIsTER.)
An editor foregoing his identity in
assuming the editorial WE, therefore
there is nothing personal to the worthy
L william, who bears the above
name in this slight squashing of his
pumpkin-one might say pomegranate
if there We're anything in it, but it
would be useless as seedless, did it not
furnish food for thought--poor thoughts,
indeed, for Watterson.
'Tis an old trick of the sophist to win
the attention of the gullible by telling
them something they know and agree
to in order to win their acquiescence in
in some con ncocted scheme of yours.
Bumpkin will cry. Eyes, yes. tits true"
and while admitting his own shrewd-
ness in discovering some truth in
trite, a hackneyed phrase becomes inn
pressed with the sequential though ir-
relevant argum ent and fathers the
pumpkin squash as his own legitimate
offspring.
But the New World is not peopl d
with pumpkins, and our fitting food is
is of more nutty flavor and gritty
texture; let us then lay on the hickory!
Statistics for the million. Yes, most
truly wonderful, the hundreds of mill
lions, too. And figures won't lie, tits
said; that is if we do not torture them.
Now, let us see. Here are we told of a
wonderful grievance: America exports
two hundred and thirty-nine millions
of raw cotton and the poor English
make by working it into threads and
weaving it for us sixty-four millions Of
dollars in one year. Watterson, SYM
pathize with your sympathy. Indeed,
and that was in the Christian year of
1880. Well, well, tits consolatory to
know that they clothed themselves out
of it, poor creatures, and supplied
their own domestic consumption"
We'll, let us hope they didn't "have it
bad!"
/ notice, however, that in metals we
are not doing so well. In 1880 America
exported only fourteen million, one
hundred and sixteen thousand dollars
of American iron againt our former
former figures not given. And why,
Mr.. Watterson, why? And did our
tincture of iron give us consumption,
too, if you please? Our railroad iron,
sir-our hundred and forty thousand
miles of railroad iron, sir, which have
to be renewed, as you say, every ten
years, and you would want to go te
England or Russia for our railroad iron
sir, instead of bringing the English OF
! the Russians here to work up our owr
for us, sir? Oh, Mr.. Watt, Mr.. Waiter
: Mr.. Watterson, pray don't! Lay down
i lay down your pen. Don't lie, dom
! lie to us under such great mistakes al
those-and those OF befouling your owl
unhallowed nest. What are you
: printing presses for, Mr.. Watt? Wha
!, tincture Of iron have they Waiter o
: "Walter," say?
Why can't you let our Senate alone
Q Isn't it bad enough sans your abusinl
- = it and accusing it of corruption, no
r consumption?
: Lay down, sir, your venal pen an
il know that the millions we feed an
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY IRON COUNTY
COURTS

CIRCUIT COURT is held on the
Fourth Monday in April and October.
COUNTY COURT convenes on the
First Monday of March, June, September
and December.
PROBATE COURT is held on the First
Monday in February, May, August and No
vember.
OFFICERS:
A.W. HoLLoMAN, Presiding Judge COun-
ty Court.
Jos. G. CLARKSoN, County Judge, South
ern District.
II. j. HILL, County Judge, Western Dis
trict.
J. S. JORDAN, Prosecuting Attorney.
s. f. BUFORD, Collector.
w. A. FLETCHER, County Clerk.
JOS. HUFF, Circuit Clerk.
FRANZ DINGER, Probate Judge.
WIN. III. WHITwORTH, Treasurer.
=. w. WHTTwORTH, Sheriff.
s. p. REYBURN, Assessor.
w. n. GREGORY, Coroner.
j. I. AXE, Public Administrator.
A. w. HOLLOMAN, Surveyor.
j. B. SCOTT, School Commissioner.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23
ARCADIA COLLEGE
ARNDN-
ECHDEWT
-. or THE
Sisters

The system of education pursued in this
institution is designed to develop the moral,
intellectual and physical powers of the pu-
pills; to make them refined, accomplished
and useful members of society.
Pupils of all denominations are equally re-
ceived-all interference with their convictions
being carefully avoided.
IF E r M ST.
Board, Washing of Clothes, Tuition in Eng
lish, and all kinds of Useful and Orna-
mental Needle Work, per Session of Five
Months, are S90.00-payable in advance.
Terms for instruction i'll Music, Foreign
Language, Drawing and Painting can be
had by applying as below.
Attached to the Convent, and totally sepa-
rated from the boarding school, is a
SELECT DET SCHOOL
in which the usual branches of sound and
practical education are carefully impaired.
Terms in the Day School will be, for the
present, One Dollar per Month.
In the Day School boys Fourteen Years Of
Age and Under ,giU be Receired.
Prospectuses, and other Information, may
be had by applying, in person or by letter, to
MOTHER MARIAN, Superioress
Of the Convent of the Ursune Sisters Arcadia, Iron
County, o.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23

clothe are better fed and clad, and more
grateful for tie feeding and tho CLOTH
ing than the few thousands OF brother
mercenaries you pretend to condemn
but secretly condole and proudly con-
sort with. Il
You Americans, would you say, don't
know the etymology of that last word,
thou bitter pill and bitter of the pap
that sucKles thee?
Nothing personal in all this, you
know. I only address my monitinns 10
the suspected editor of the great Louis
vile journal. i
If you will, cite me EMMETIc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23
CHURCHES:

NJ. E. CHURCH, Cor. Reynolds and
Mountain Streets, w. L. NEFF, Pastor. Res
idence: Ironton. Services every Sabbath at
IL A. NJ. and 80 p. NJ. Sunday School 9:3O
A. NJ. Prayer Meeting Thursday evening
Glass Meeting Sunday afternoon at O'Clock
AT Granteville, I'd and 4th Sundays at 80
p. NJ. Ladies' Prayer Meeting Thursday,
3 P. NJ.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Cor. Rey-
nolds and Knob Streets Ironton. d. A. w IL
son, Pastor. Services every Sabbath at IL A.
NJ. and p. NJ, except the 9th Sabbath 4 NJ.
and 1st and Sd Sabbaths p. NJ, which are
given to Graniteville. Prayer meeting We'd
nesday at 7:30 P. NJ. Sabbath School at $3.50
A. NJ.
ST. PAUL'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH,
Cor. Reynolds and Knob Streets, 1ronton.
CHAs.sG DAVIS, Rector Services second ana
fourth Sundays each month, at ii A. NJ. ana
7:3O p. NJ. Sunday School $780, NJ. First
Sunday, services at De Soto; Third SUN
day, services at Crystal City.
BAPTIST CHURCH, Madison street,
near Knob street.
NJ. E. CHURCH, SOUTH, Fort Hill,
between Ironton and Arcadia. H. CLAY
FLEENOR, Pastor.
CATHOLIC CHURCH, Arcadia College
and Pilot Knob. a. G. HAPPE, Pastor, u.
High Mass and Sermon ut Arcadia College
every SUNDAY at O'Clock A. NJ. Vespers and
Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament at
O'Clock p. NJ. Mass and Sermon at Pilot
Knob Catholic Church mt 10:30 O'Clock A. NJ.
NJ.
LUTHERAN CHURCH, Pilot KNOB.
Rev. ROBERT SMUCKAL, Pastor.
a. NJ. Z. CHURCH, Corner shepherd
and Washington streets, 1ronton. y. ABB
ANATHY, pastor.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23

For Paints, Oil, yarnish and Brushes, 60
to j. Albert's.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-02-23
Official Directory.

L. s. SENATOR'S:
HON. F. NJ. COCKRELL, Warrensburg.
Hon. GEO. G.. VEST, Kansas City.
MEMBER OF CONGRESS:
HoN. MARTIN l.. CLARDY, Tenth District,
De Lassus, Mo.
L. s. LAND OFFICE JACOB T.. AXE,
Register; WM. II. EDGAR, Receiver-Iron-
ton, Mo.
STATE SENATOR:
Hon. J. PERRY JOHNSON, Twenty fourth
strict, Fredericktown.
REPREsENTATIvE-Ir County-W. T..
CROCKER, Goodwater.
JOHN L. THOMAS, Judge Twenty-Slxth
Circuit, De Soto, Mo.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-12-09
Wealth aud Bad Breeding.
Boston Herald.


Il is curious fact that there are men
who combine the wealth of CIelus with
the breeding of Hottentot. Aud it is
a sill more curious fact that such men,
because Of their wealth, and for no other
di.coverable reason, are pushed forward
into public positions for which they are
wholly untitled, and upon which they
continually bring disgrace. So much for
geoeralitjes He is rich. rather illiterate,
and somewhat given to saying things
which might much better be Left unsaid.
He lives in a magnificent house, sur
rounded by no end Of ''style."
His cons schoolmate, boy of II, was
dining there one day. II was his first
appearance in the grand mansion, but
with that good taste which comes OF good
breeding and good example at home he
took all the style" quietly and
without comment. This did not suit the
"host, who wanted his splendor noticed
and praised. Il hope you are enjoying
your dinner" he said. II am, sir, thank
you," said tie boy, quietly. "'Goess you
don't see such lay ont as this at your
house, CO your" persisted the host. The
boy knew enough TO make no answe-, but
when he went to his home he told his
mother, who was properly exssperated to
think that her son should be exposed to
such an exhibition OF downright vplgarity.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-12-09
The Sage and the Lawyer.
Omaha Bee.


A Lawyer who had very Important
Case on Hand Went to Sage and said:
"Oh, great and vie man, tell me how l
shall Appeal TO the Jury in this Case N
Order to Win it?' -.
''Hsve you Facts to Support yOu?' asked
ths Sage.
81 have, but, alas! Facts don't SO any
mora"
'How is the Insanity Dodge?"
"Plsyed out"
Can't you work in Psthos?"
There hss been too Much Of it in the
past. oh, Ssg'."
"How's Previous Good Character ?"
'Alas! my Client has none"
"And Kleptomania
"Ah, 81, but he broke into a Dwelling
at Midnight, and must get a new Dodge
or be will be fourd guilty"
Has the prosecution any witnesses"
''rhey have the owner of the touse, who
swears Positively TO my clients identity z"
Then Prove to the jury that he has
been stone bird for the past ten years"
MORAL.
The Lawyer Won his Case, and the PIi5-
oner was AIo,ogiz4d to when set at LIB
ertY,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-12-09
Sphinx Ourzzes antique and Modern.

Sphinx 0uizzes Antique and Modern.
Why is a cats tail like the earth? II 10 far to
the end.
What kin is the doormat TO the door? A step
farther.
what is 6 waist OF time? The middle of an
hour-g!ass.
why is a doctor never seasick? He IS used to
sec sickness.
Why does an old maid wear mitteas? To keep
the chaps eff
Why Is a door in the potential mood? It's
would, or should be.
What is the board Of education? The school
masters shingle.
What .ticketh closer than brother? Apos;sge
Why is tin can tied to dogs tail ike desth2
It's bound 70 occur.
Why does a sailor know there's man in the
moon? He has been TO sea
Why is The North Pole like an Illicit whisky
mandatory? II Isl secret still.
What is II that will give a cold, cure q cold
and pay the doctors bilR A draught.
What does man take when be has mean
wife? He takes an elixer (he ticks herr.
Why is It easy TO get in an Cd mans house?
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
Why is mGu who makes pens very wicked?
He makes peop.e steel pens and then says they
do write.
why is city official like 3 bsll7 One steals
from the people and the other peas from the
Why is II dangerous to 90 out in Spring? Be-
cause the trees shoot, the flowers have pistils
and the bullrush is cut.
What is the difference between dog tail and
arch mab? One keeps wagsiog and the other
keeps a carriage.
What Is the difference between an engineer
and school teacher? One trains the mind ard
the other minds the train.
What is the difference between FOLDER and
pretty woman? One faces the powder and the
other powders the face.
why is a sheet Of writing paper Ike O. lazy
dog? A sheet Of writing paper is an ink-hned
What Is the difference between an apple and
a pretty girl? One you can squeeze 70 get cioef
and the other you get side her to squeeze.
Answers will be published In two weeks.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-12-09

supposed, the handle Of the warming pan.
Alas I! she got hold Of the wrong
instrument. She was tuggipg hard st the
preachers wooden leg. Get away, girl, "
exclaimed Mr.. Davies; "are yoa not.
ashamed Cfyourself! Let 81 my leg" i
will have it," said she, 81 will have It. "
aud being strong and determined girl,
she pulled the old preacher on the flor.
Lewis Powell, Cud #; JeDkin Jones,
Penhydd, and David Egan', Efyonhenry,
were trlumvirate of remarkable preach
ers, who knew how to blend the humorous
with the pathetic. They Gid incalculsD!e
gcoa in their day. Their works and words
are imperishsble. D L. PHILLIPS