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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
rom the Detroit Tribune

From the Detroit Tribune.
Mr.. Trenholm, comptroller of the currency,
has bright little son years of age who prom
ises to be a logical youth of sound sense and
judgment.
One day at the dinner table he attempted to
peel an orange. His sister reproyed him for
his awk wardness.
You're not my MASTER" he retorted. my
Wather's the only mas er in this house, and
thoroughly working away at his orange, he
added: My fathers got master, too--Mr.
Fairchilds his master"
He awkwardly quartered his orange. and evil
IDENTIFY feeling that the problem was not quite
clear vet, continued In an undertone:
And Mr: Fairchild's got naster-Mr. Cleve-
land; and Mr. Clayeland's got a naster-God' IS
Then, triumphantly looking around, be ex-
claimed; I'D rather be God than any of EN-. "
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A Level-Headed Minister.

The Mexican minister at Washington,
Mr.. Rom r. is a much more levei-headed
man than LOld Sackvi L. Somebody who
pretended to be a naturalized Mexican, re-
siding in Texas, wrote him a carefully
worded letter, ve.y much like the letter
which got Lord Sackvlle into troable. The
writer declared that he and other natural
lied MexicanS would like to support the
party which was most friendly TO Mexico,
and asked Mr. Romero to advise him in the
matter.
Mr. Romero. not knowing the writer, and
knowing that letters written by men in re-
sponsible public positions sometimes get
them into great deal of trouble. wrote a
non committal answer to his correspondent.
The following is the most important para
graph in his answer: GAS foreigner, and
above all, as the representative of nation
friendly to the United States, / have no
right to express any opinion with regard TO
the political parties existing here, especially
when that opinion might be taken as basis
for exercising any influence on the most i'm
portant act of citizen, the election of his
magistrates"
Ii Lord Sackville had been as discreet as
Mr.. Romero, he would not now be occupy
ing his present humiliating position. Mr.
Romero sent the letter he eceived. together
with a copy of his answer, to the state de
partment, and both are now on file there.
No tricky politicians Of any party will
attempt 10 use Mr.. Romero in future to adj
vance their schemes. He has put himself
on record as a diplomat who is not so
easily to be deceived, and who not only
knows what the prophecies require of
man in his position, bat ass how to observe
them. Though Lord Sackville's public
service has been very extensive, he has, it
seems, q good deal to learn yet
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The MORNING News publishes the demo
cratic electoral tickets of Georgia and
Florida, in order that democrats may be
sure that the names of the electors on their
tickets are printed correctly. The above
ticket for Georgia will answer for any
Georgia congressional district by changing
the number of the district and tho name of
the democratic congressional candidate.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
Quav's Scheme Won't Work.

From, the Philadelphia Times d,ld.)
We take no stock in the frantic reports of
Chairman Quay colonzing or debauching New
York. He would do it if he could, and he has
land majority there by all means within his
reach. fair or foul but it won't amount TO any
thing worth bothering about Quay is playing
game in New York with men who outnumber
him and can outwt him on their own ground;
and the best that he can do is to hold what
fairly belongs TO him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

New York has bid good by to the car
stove, and it is not likely that she will shed
any tears over the parting. The law pro
hbiting the use Of these enemies Of life
went into effect Nov. |. The different roads
were prepared for the change, and now the
railroad men Of that state want national
law passed against the use Of the stove in
cars. If representatives from the different
states should meet and devise a law for get
ting rid of the stove, so that tho question
would be brought before the different state
Legislatures, something might be accom-
plished without appealing 10 congress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

Gen. Badelu never neglects an emporium
ity to make himself notorious 1t is not
surprising, therefore, that he should have
taken advantage of the settlement OF his
suit against Mrs Grant to have himself
interviewed In the interview he said that
he had never claimed joint authorship of
Gen. Grants book. He said also tlat Col.
Fred Grant offered some time ago to paw
him 81 800 if he would withdraw his suit.
This offer being refused, the colonel offered
in turn 5000, $780, 5000, 50, 100 aud
$4,000, and at the settlement paid him
Sl1, Psi, the amount of his claim, with ia
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
SQUIRE Hobbs. Precepts.
From the CentMru.


We never thoroughly know man until We
hear him laugh
Despair is the gateway to insanity.
Argument will pull wise man down to the
level of a fool, but ii never raises fool up TO
the plane of wise man.
Fame, like lightning, generally strikes the
man who is not expecting it.
Originality is the faculty of adapting an old
idea to a new occasion.
When man ventures an opinion he will find
some one who opposes it. Hence man without
opposition is a man without opinion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

Col Dudley says he will prosecute every
newspaper that published or publishes his
letter to the republican henchmen in In
diana. The indications are that, when the
Indiana democrats get through prosecuting
him, the colonel will have his hands full
attending to the newspapers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

II is said that South Cardinals contribu-
ton to the democratic fund is equal in
amount to those of Georgia, Alabama,
Texas, Tennessee and North Carolina com
bined. This is a splendid showing for the
democrats of the Palmetto state
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The New York Tribune asks, with as
suned gravity: us New York becoming
republican city" Let the Tribune answer
its question when it gets the returns next
Tuesday night.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
1t ALWAYS Wins.
From the Val Street Nems.

From the Val Street Ne,rs
II didn't go much on this high eddecation
till n couple of years ago." said a West Virginia
farmer to an eastern Spectator this summer
Il drilled hole on my farm, poured in three
barrels of petroleum, and then raised a whoop
about lie. Higher eddecation downed me in
side of a fortnight"
How
why, couple of felers not only showed
that the lie basin skipped me about forty-n nine
miles, but they kept figgerin away till they
found the three empty barrels under a straw
stack, and got my brother in Jail for runnin a
boss into Ohio. "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The following are the presidential electors
for Florida;
!. H. MCKINNE, of jackson.
r. A. BURFORD. of Marion.
DANIEL CAMPBELL, of Walton.
B. H. PALMER, of Columbia.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
Why Not Answer, "No2"

From the Ne,C York Herald Tnd)
Gen Harrison is a good Presbyterian. Still.
if he were to be examined by an ecclesiastical
council and asked whether he believes in the
doctrine of election, as applied to himself, he
would be compelled to ask for an adjournment
until Nov r.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
CURRENT COMMENT.
Unfortunate Mr.. Blaine.

From the GeU Orleans Picdytne tDem)
Mr. Blaine has been conspicuously unfor-
tunate in this campaign. Almost everything
that he has asserted has been openly denied and
publicly confuted Almost everything that he
has denied has been proven beyond the shadow
of doubt
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The democratic orators are getting in
some splendid work now. Mr.. Bayard,
Speaker Carlisle, Gov. Hill and many
others are on the stump, and it is noticed
tbat the republican organs give only few
lines TO their speeches.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

Mr.. Andrew Carnegie has been talking to
a musical club in New York about music
The sort of music Carnegie understands best
is the jingle of the dollars that he has
pocketed at the expense of the overtaxed
people.
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Some DAYS ago it was announced that
Prof Schleyer. the inventor of Volapuk,
Yves dead. Mr.. Charles T. Sprague, OF New
York says he has reliable information that
Prof. Schleyer is not dead, but, on the con-
trary, is recovering from q very serious
illness. volapuk, However, seems to be
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The acme of idiocy in election bets was
thought to have been reached some weeks
ago, but that it was not is shown by the
wager of two citizens of Waterloo, Ia, the
other day. The loser is to swallow ten
double compound cathartic pills. II the
desc should kill him, the country would lose
nothing.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
ROUGH on Ben.

From the Hartford Times (Dep,.)
Well, the republicans really frightened
about Michigan They have sent that miserable
old creature, Ben Butler out there to whip in
men won't march to the order Of that whiting
old wretch.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
NATIONAL DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

FOR PRESIDENT.
GROVER CLEVELAND, of New York.
FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
ALLEN G. THURMAN, of Ohio.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

For a man whose public life is open to the
severest criticism, Brother Blaine is very
reckless in speaking of other people.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The Persian minister to this country has
some queer habits, and one Of them is 10
sleep with his hands resting in pan OF
cold water. He contracted 1t while living
in a warm climate, ard asserts that it not
only cools his blood, but keeps Off mosquitoes.
II will hardly do for him to continue it in
Washington the coming winter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

FOR REPRESENTATIVE IN THE F1FTY-FIRST
CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES
FOR THE FIRST CONGRESSIONAL
DISTRICT OF GEORGIA.
RUFUS Z. LESTER.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
FOR DISTRICT ELECTORS.

l. JAMES A. BRANNEN, of Emanuel.
2. AUGUSTUS L. HALVES, of Decatur.
s. THOS. B. FIELDER. JR., of Laurens.
4. JAMES NJ. MOBLEY, of Harris.
). JAMES A. GRAY, of Fulton.
6. ROBLEY D. SMITH. of Crawford.
: MCCONNELL L. JOHNSON, of Barlow
5. JOHN T. JORDAN, of Hancock.
Q. HOWARD w. NEWMAN, of Cherokee
o. E. HOW ARD GALLOWAY, of Burke.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

The democrats of Georgia are becoming
aroused on the subject of the national cleo
ton. They want to put in their votes for
tariff reform. They will have the oppor-
tunity next Tuesday to do so, and it begins
to look as if Cleveland and Thurman would
get something like Is, 600 majority in The
state Make it fully that. Georgia demo-
Gratis should not be satisfied with less
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03
MEDICAL.
From DR.. W. 2. Harrison.

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-03

FOR ELECTORS AT LARGE.
THOMAS E. WATSON, of McDuffie.
JOHN 7. GRAVES, of Floyd.
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The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

The week has strengthened the
democratic cause. The fighting all
along the line has been aggressive
and effective.
That the Republicans are badly
divided, there can be no doubt.
Ingersoll has been shelved and
admits that the republican commits
tee docs not want his services. :"
Mr.. Blaine made his first speech
yesterday since the Maine election
and then under the auspices of the
republican clubs, instead of the
national committee. If Blaine is
retired his friends will sulk, Ifhc
Is put to the front, the friends OF
ConkIing will slash Harrison all
along the line.
In the democratic ranks there is
perfect harmony. For the first
time in twenty years every element
of the New York democracy is unit,
ed on the democratic candidate.
In no part Of the country is there
disaHection or lack OF enthusiasm.
Everything pulls together for
Cleveland and Thurman and tri-
umphant democracy.
We reassert with more conf
dence thar ever that Cleveland will
carry New York, New Jersey and
Indiana. THIS, with the south,
will elect him. His chances are
quite as good in Connecticut as
when he carried it in 1884. Ne
confess that our confidence in Mich.
gan is increasing, and that state
may yet be pulled into the demos
cratic camp. That Illinois will
show tremendous democratic gains
is assured.
But we pin our faith on New
York, New Jersey end Indiana.
Those states we Will carry, and
carrying them, the supremacy of
the democratic party for the next
quarter Of OF a century is put be-
yond doubt. And that means such
prosperity and glory for the Amer>
lean republic as we have but dream
cd Of.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10
attention!

ToIsNoT, WILSON CoUNTYy. c.
SEPT. oath, 1888.
The G. A. WOOD Co.
lin. 10TH ST PmL'A. Pa
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vembfr 23rd, 1881, and | can say
today that don't see but very lit
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to say to one and all in want of a
machine to order Of the G. A. WooD
Co. and you will never regret it for
mine is as good as new after seven
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Respectfully yours,
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The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10
Eitter BY a Saaks,
atlanta (Go,,) Graphic. ]


Early last week a young farmer,
Joseph Silva, while cutting hay in
a field near Centervi'le, encounters
ed a large rattlesnake, which ne
struck with his scvthe and stunned,
Silva supposed, he had killed the
reptile and picked it up by the tail
to cut off the rattles. lIo!dingtbe
snake almost at arms length, he
hacked at the cartilage connecting
the rattle with the tail several times
without severing it. He then grip,
ped the snake by the body, and as
the knife penetrated it, az a last
effort the venomous creature doub-
led and struck him on the little fin
ger, burying its fangs deep in the
flesh. The boy shook the snake
off, and withou. an instant's hesita,
ton cut the finger off at the middle
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10
Kert Wins.

We desire to say citizens, that
for years We have been selling DR..
Kings New Discovery for Con-
SUMPTION. DIR Kings New Lite
Pills, Bncklen's Arn1ca Slave and
Electric Bitters, and have never
handled remedies that sell Is well,
or that have giving such universal
satisfaction. We do not hesitate
to guarantee them every time. and
we stand ready to refund the pur-
chase price, if satisfactory results
do not follow their use, These
remedies have won their great pop
u)arity purely on their me.its any
Druggists
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

A young damsel sent twenty
FIVE cents and a postage stamp in
reply to an advertisement that APP
peared in an eastern paper ot"Iow
20 make an IMPRESSION" ana got
for an answer: sit down on a pan
OF dough-
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

The state convention Of the We,
mans Christian Temperance I'm
ion, which had been in session at
Glasgow, Ky, refused to indorse
the woman's suffrage plank in tie
prohibition party's platform.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

The now commander-in- chief Of
The Grand Army OF the Republic,
Gen. Warner, started out by an
nouncing that there is no politics
in the grand army. This is a goou
start. Keep it general,
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

1t appears that much of Gov.
Forqker's speech in New York the
other night was devoted to a pro-
posed plan OF conduct OF the war
in this country which began in
1861, and which, according to For,
aker, has not ended yet. If For
aker is right, this is about the longs
est war known to history.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

" f SuEILMAN, WIN. r
Traffic Managers, GenI SUPP
Savannah, Ga. Savannah, Gs
q y WHITEHEAD,
Gen'l pass'ger Agent
j Z SHAW, Savannah, Ga
Genl Travelling Agent.
Il Savannah, Ga
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

#Ielegraph station. Connects
at Fort Way for Perry; at Smith
vile for Albany and BlakeIy; at
Cuthbert for Fort Gaines; at Eu.
taula Tor Clayton.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

The people of a church in Bel
fast, Me, report singular coinci>
dence last Sunday. just as the
pastor was reading the words, Il
beheld the spirit descending as a
dove ont Of heaven nditabodeupon
him" beautiful dove huttered in
at the open door and alighted upon
the railing OF the back gallery. 1t
next flew to the pulpit, and. after
resting a minute, percbed upon the
speahers's head. Being brushed
away, the dove flew down beside
the Bible, and finally, near the
close OF the services, flew out
through the open door at which it
had entere4.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

Mr.. George Alfred Townsend,
known as Gath" has been study
ing the political situation in New
York lately, and says that state
will % for Cleveland tor President
and Hill for governor. Coming
from a republican who generally
sets up claims for his party on
the slightest pretext. this is sig
nifcant,
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

A very amusing incident is said
to have occurred at a negro camp
meeting near Triana, Ala, last
Sunday. a colored brother smit-
ten with the consciousness of sin,
dropped to the ground and yelled
for mercy. Some other brother,
tull of the evil spirit, bent over the
sin-stricken enc, aud looking up
horMfed, said, yellow fever That
settled the whole business. 1t
broke UP the camp meeting right
then, ami it is said that some of
the exhorters are running yet,
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

Francis Newly, a goodman at
the Royal Hotel, Attlqborough,
England, dreamed that he would
meet his death near a certain lodge
gate. 1t impressed him so that he
took every pains to avoid tho place,
and even when once he had to
drive by there, got a lady in the
carriage to hold the reins until
the spot was passed. The other
day he had 10 90 past the 'ot with
remarkably kind and gentle
horse. just in front Of the gate
something in the road upset the
cart he was driving, and he was
thrown out and killed
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10
iRsidious Sarcasm.

"Well, captain how were you
pleased with the LADY,
"To speak frankly, l was some
what Disappointed"
"How so"
They said she was intellectual;
but l talked with her half an hour
and she did not open her mouth
once"
"Io on are mistaken there, cap
tain She yawned six or eight
tines liegene Blatter.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

President Cleveland has approx
ed the Scott hines4 bin, and the
almond eyed Orientals are to be
excluded, We trust American
missionaries and residents Of hina
will not be made to suffer the
possible consequences OF hinese
revenge.
The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-10-10

Southwestern. hCIgCGGTJ 1 Bl
t3ul2 Railways.
Local Time Table
The St. Johns herald. (St. Johns, Apache County, Arizona Territory [Ariz.]) 1885-1903, 1888-04-26
Poison in the Pipe.

An experiment recently made by
The medical staff of the German
army as to the effect of various
grades of tobacco had upon the
nealth of their soldiers is of general
interest to all smokers.
1t was found, after a searching in
quiry that the prevalence of throat
diseases among smokers was not
due so much to excess in this in
diligence as to the use of green and
improperly cured leaf.
Few manufacturers can afford to
have a large capital idle for three
years or more, consequently the
most Of them cut new leaf, the nox-
ious effects Of which is fully real
lied when generated through tie
heated smoke. 1t is only large
manufacturers who make smoking
tobacco speciality and who desire
to retain their we'll earned reputa-
ton, that carry large stocks of leaf
for the specified period. We learn
that Marburg Bros. have in store
nearly twenty millions of pounds OF
the crop of 1885, and it is to this is
dine the wide reputation they have
established for their "Seal of North
Carolina Plug Cut. Grocer and
Country Merchant.