New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-22
TOCES POPULL
sCENE-MADAME TUSsAUDS.
N THE HALL OF KINGS.


Several Visitors gazing at the figures. with the air Of
persons afraid they are taking liberty Enter Habit
The Habituai Donkey flor the mere sake of saying
somsthing).- Here ysu are; you see
A Visitor (wne knew the figures when they were at
Baker-st They've arranged them different to what
'n0 rs disapp..ed without KNOWN. why exactly
First Female Ghoul TO Second ditts).-Whatever
they've d.ne do .pe thew. net dome away with the
c..c cockney inspecting group OF william the First
and Matilda).-Knsw what they're saying. Psllyf
Polly giggipg ny anlicpatisn.)-No Jim-whatf
Mas he s1 9f SsGFT they biz and
the Throlerosm fire ont again y And she sez " Its
no ass me- ba sps 10 the h'a
Poily-TOw ysu do 60 on 70 be sure Who are these
tpron.unced to rhyme with Maria"j what ar. they
The C. C-sse's dsipg all the talking: "Now do take
an um brelia like sensible man" she sez that nasty
batteaIs be good at all. II it Genes on to RAIN!
Polly with ecstatic pud ge)-Oh. you are silly!
[rhey to Richard the Second and Isabella Of
The G. CLOCKS sorry for himself. dent hei "well
it's done and We must make the best OF it-thems
Female Of tho H. D. creading fr.m cataloguel-"Mar-
ried TO the English KiRg when only seven years DID,
The H. b. after rendering this observation critically
Yes. she locks mere thar that there though
IN TIE GRAND SALOON
Crswd round the seated figure OF William Csbbett.-
Amt he natural tsol Rum old cove TO look at, eh
That's snufbox he's 'sldisE. You'll see his ed go
Mr. Cob5etts head turns suddenly with bland
stare All the wsmen give little start, and GO
oil TO the sleeping figure oil Madame ste Amar-
The H. d. reading from Catalogue" Taken from life
few months before her sxscutlon-A very fortunate
his Female docking over his shouldsr).-But it says
The II. D.-se it does. All. well-that desperately
was no doubt on some ether secasen
Before group among which Queen Elizabeth, Henry
the seventh and sir Francis Bacon are represe nted
:. This Is very dramatic and appropriate tabsau,
the aud, the absence OF shakespeare,
almost solves The great problem.
Visitor referring TO Queen Elizabeths eostume).
You don't see dresses ike that nowadays.
The ii. d. 90 his Female).-Ysuve read all the fuss
Ills Female-No, { didn't sea T. (shs is the kind Of
person who read any paper all through and never
and retains general idea OF the csntsnts) What fuss
The H. DMs didn't read 1t very Rsnens eryn.
grans and never got the credit for them
lThey group representing Bright, Golden,
Lord Brongham and Daniel OCsanelL .
The II. D.-(after examining thsm profoundly. All
lie has not the faitest netisn what he meansnor has
she. They msve on, leased with themselves ana enc
The c. c. (haltng before an Elderly Gentleman who is
wants cleaning up bit They have let him get 50 shaD-
BY They might stand hin better at Ugly Old bsggar'
too Does ii say who hes meant Tor
The E. O. (angrilyI-Go away. sir What de you sean
by these remarks You're no goRrIennap sir Kisses
The C. c. moving of hastily)-Well II he amt one Oh
tho hggers lie ought 10 be added, that's all
HALL no. g.
The H. DIS Fsmale.-HeJutey come here, quick !
(HeuuCVis engaged mstsking Mr.. George Odger Tor
Jshn Wycklife, but tears himself away frsn this fasc
natzg Occupatsn). HeHn6rB this rsverentlay Is the
ident teal Umbrella Dr. Kcnedly, threw down In the
House OF CommOns-Why did he throw II down
The H. ID. (witn confused recollection OF Burkel.-Be
cause lie said II what would be at every Enghsh
mans threat II they didn't give the Claimant his riglts
His Female (crtcaJl Its not real alpaca
The n. D.-That dsesnt signify. It's the principle oil
the thins. he was arguing fer
A Small Child twhO has discovered that her remarks
gre wnup people to smile ana becomes moro vol
uble In conseQuence).-Al the Kings and Queens ars
only big dsllies aud they look half asleep Mother
aren't the Kings and Queens big doles, and don't they
losk half aseepi Big hslfasesp dolliSs Mother aren't
tbeyi want 10 the babies-where are the babies
Mother Mar | the babies VIII they be ike
Mary's baby VIII Mary's baby be herof Ia Mary s
baby q dolly Mother VIII Mary be here go
And until the proud Molheris afraid she VIII
forget half The clersr things Petsy has said
IN THE CHAMBER OF HORRORS.
The Ghsuls do everything thoroughly deriving espe-
ploysd in = celebrated case, and pleasing plan or
skeleton with all the burnt and missing bones Indicated
in ed ink after which they retire 10 have comfort
able sa and talk what they have The Habit
uaI Donkey is surprised to hear afterwards that he
passed Napolesh's Carriage in the Napoleon Chamber
He had heard u was herebut forgot to look out for IT,
The Comic Ceckney got ins the vehicle, OF course,
pulled sut all the drawers aud lockers aud made Polly
sgslc by pretending 10 DO Napoleon so We are abs 10
bring down eur Curtain upon scene OF universal con