Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-11-26
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Editor Burbank of the New Orleans Picayune
has eleven children, seven horses, pack of dogs,
pet camel, six parrots, steam yacht, an orange
grove and 81, 900, 900 in bonds.
For 80 years [ have been troubled with catarrh-
have tried number of remedies without relief A
druggist here recommended Ely's Cream Balm L
have used only one bottle and can say feel like
Il new man. My catarrh was chronic and very bad
1 make this voluntary statement that others may
know of the bam-J. w Mathewson, Qawyer),
Pawtucke ct, r. /.
Two bottles of Ely's Cream Balm cured the wife
of a well known U. S. A. General, and also two
army officers in Arizona of catarrh. Price fifty
cents. Pleasant to use.
In the great battle of life many win by shooting
off their mouth
Consumption Surely Cnred.
To THE EDIToR-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above name
disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless
cases have been permane ntly cured. l shall be
glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any
of your readers who have consumption they will
send me their express and post office address Re-
spec fully T. A Slocum NJ. c., ISL Pearl street.
New York.
Why was Adams first day the longest? Because
| there was Eve.
! Ant. Shockiue Pills are warranted to cure con-
situation, biiousne~s, and sick headache. Small
and easy to take. Try them-only 10 cents at drug
gists, or send stamps.
Anodyne Pearls are a boon to those of out
! nerve energy. They cure nervousness INSOMNIA
nervous headache opium habit, painful menstratloh
and spermattorrhoea. Warranted not to contain one
par ice opium morphine ,assaefetda, valarlan OF
hyoscyamus. At your druggists; price only 81 Gus
| Send for testimonials to DR.. F. S. Hutchinson & Co.
| of Enosburgh Falls, VT, u s. A
The robin that has lost her mate takes sort OF
bird sigh view of the world.
ECZEMA ITCHY, ScALY SKIN ToRTUREs.- The
simple application of Swaync's Ointment, without
any internal medicine, viii cure any case OF leaier'
salt rheum, ringworm. p'ies, itch, sores, pinples'
eczema all scaly, itchy skin eruptions, no matter
how obstinate long standing. 1t is potent effect
i've and costs but "A trife. ol8-22
When did Absalom sleep FIVE in bed? When
he slept with his ferefathers.
The Excitemeua Not Over.
The rush on the druggists still continues and dai
w scores of people call for "A bottle of kemp's Bal
sam for the throat and lungs for the of coughs
colds, asthma, bronchitis and consumption kemp's
Balsam, the standard family remedy, Is sold on .
guarantee and fails to give entire satisfaction
Price soc. and 81. Trial size free.
Jeweler-Is your watch all right now, Mr. Smith
Mr. Smith-Well, no not yet; but it seems to b'
gaining very day
Everybody likes to be called handsome. espee
ially the young ladies. But that is simply impos
sibe as long their face is covered with pimpe s
blotches and sores. But wait, there is no need o
this; one two bottles of Sulphur Bitters will re
move allsuch designations, and make your fac
fair and rosy.-Fdnnie Belle Editress
Mason & Hamiin Organs and Planes.
The improved method of fastening the strings o
pianos, inyented by the Mason & Hamlin Org an an
Piano Company in the year 1889, is unquestiona6i
one of the most important improvements ever maze
making the instrument more richly musical IN It
tones, as well a. more durable, and much less liza
bic TO get out of tune.
Both the Mason & Hamn organs and pianos eA
eel chiefly in that which is the chief excellence
any musical instrument. quality of tone. 9th e
things, though Important much less SO tina
this. An instrument with unmuscal tones canno
. be good musical instrument. Iustrat cata
logues containing descriptions of new and popua
styles of organs and pianos introduced this season
will be sent free to any addressing the Con
pany, Boston, New York or Chicago.