Nevada County picayune., 1888-10-31


 for secshunal party, busted up de Demikratic party by dat stroke, skeercd de slave owner mos to def. tinkin' he was CT gwine to lose his niggers. made dem bust up de ole | nion, and de hole norf an all par ties and q good part uv de souf turn out an fit um till dey had to kun back. Den dey set de niggers free and dat ended dat little epsod for all time. De wah were to keep de free people ob de states in wun Union in- sted ov two, mixed up de ole parties tremenjns fur crwhile, but dey wuz dere all de time, an jes as soon as de smoke ob de kombat kleered away dey walked out on der ole fitin' groun de same as ever. But all dis time de plutoIlrats-which is 'ristokrats by means uv der welf alone-wuz CT putin in der time bout right an CT bildin' up so fas' dat it mos makes feller's head swlm to look at it, an under de publican party dey keep dat secshunal thing dat had put 'em on top, CT humpin' as long as fokes would pay enny 'tention to it.
 But dem fellers has while dey had de vantage done piled mos every tlng into der pockets ill CT way dat am shameful to talk erbout in CT free kuntry. Dey tux mos all de lan's, an mos by dem banks dey got con trol nv mos all de muney, an by dat tariff tax dey put de mos nv de peo- ple's profits in dere pockets and in menny uther ways dey have bilt up de rich and pulled down de poor, and filled de kuntry wid strikes an tramps and anarkists an one horse political parties CT skramblin' an pichin erroun' in tryin' to hit sum- budy dat dey tink is CT hurrin an widout knowin' much who to hit and what to hit um fur doin'. But in de meantime de true party nv der peo- pie an uv liburty, has kep CT climin ontil it dun mos got back to der place whar it wuz befo' de wah an it won't be long befo' 1t will be dar bout rite. Den will be de time fur deIpo' man to begin to pull his freight out nv dem little one horse parties and put it into sumtain that can karry it erlong. De fust thing is free trade, wuk dat up in you labor meetin's and don furgit de balance, an don tink dat CT Demikratic trader is sold to de deb bil if he ain't fur down right free trade yet CT while, an is afaeard to hitch on it, but preach it, an teach it an read it all yon kin and Demi- kratic leaders will take hoP onto it cv'ry other political and Dcmikratic idea dat you've gut wharevcr and whenever it is ripe an seasonbly. Hut tell you what de fac as long as you b'long to wun hoss parties you will have wun hoss men ter lead yer au' until you git into de sho' huff parties you will never have pi- lots dat kin guide you t'ro de shal- lows an dc storms an bring you to de harpor dat you want.
 If you want prohibition absolute. women to vote. de government to buy de railroads, nuthin' in de home mar ket but home made goods de Repub- lican party is de bes' place fur you to git it. By nex' year it will he ready to take enny help dat comes erlong so it brings with it aprohibitory tar if, dat am de party nv de rich, such men will give you ennything so long as you will give dem all de weal't in de Ian an let em rule de kuutry, der leaders an skilled an able navigaters' trained in statesmanship an rulin and dey kan beat your wun legged party leaders so bad dere is no use CT talkin'. All you dat want to go dat way pO wid em. an mity dOuht- ful in desc United States, an de mos dautfnl thing of all will he pc man $ chance of bein' able to make CT rise.
 UNKLE ENocH,