Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-04-26
a RAcY BOOK.
ScintiIlf,tfng with Sarcasm and Brillian
Truth.
Neac York Letter.

Neac York Letter.
Chap. II. "overworlsed :, rs to Europe
Chap. III. "H IS Rheumatism goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
have read deal of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the sar-
| casm contained in the above four chaptered
| book, written by some anonymous. I sus-
pect the experience portrayed is personal
| one; the author intimates as much on page
! 81. Let me give you synopsis:
"Malaria" as it states, is the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude of i'll feelings which they do not
| understand, and do aot much care to IN
vestigate. It is also cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure. When they ad-
wise their patient to travel or that he has
| overworked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is confession OF
| ignorance or of inability"
sThe patient goes abroad. The change is
| a tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes
! home. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrlta-
| bility, tired feelings, and general unfitness
| for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
| about his body regardless of all human
| feelings.
at is muscular-in his back. Articular
! in his joints. Infammatory, my! how he
| fears it will fly to his hearth
"Now off he goes to the springs. The
| doctor sends him there, of course. to get
| we'll; at the same time ne does not really
| want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his businessi
"Better for few days. Returns. After
| while neuralgia transhxes him. He
| bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia !;
| can not walk; can not sleep on his left side !;
| is fretful; very nervous and irritable; Is
pale and flabby; has frequent chills and
| fevers; everything about him seems to go
| wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know WhaG IS Kill
| ing himi
"Great heavenr' he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance!"
because" said the doctor, 81 read your
fate five years ago. 1 thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts.'
He dismisses his doctor, but too latei His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of hims
The other day a well known Wall Street
banker said to me sit is really astonishing
how prevalent brights disease is becoming.
Two of my personal friends are now dying
of it. But it is not incurable am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible
The case seems to me to be a wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
scented his government in foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incuraDle when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
eyes" said his father, II was very skep-
teal, but since taking that remedy the boy
is well''
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means.
can not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
eff, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of 9th
er remedial agencies. They haveno monop-
oily over disease and I personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
patients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any Gun
authorized means"