Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1888-03-26

Whils salking scross Pear street bridge
TIE ether aay IA coaagaay via Gel
kaosn yooax lawyer hs related hIils
incident which aappsasd ~ kin rscantly.
Bsiaz = haehelsE BE rsnEsd his Foom from
: pfsuaiasnt Eszi estate DEALER. sho had .
charming yoaas tausassE. wiki ~bon cur
yoa3z Tread vas fortua4Is en0agh 70 form
a very ialaaats acquaintance De had
acted - her sssozt % aad from several
k.skioaas.s events during TIA Wiatsr, add
saz pleased - see that be vas making al
im pEssslcn ca sslcl Beautiful and scco-l-
plLslsa youag lady. Matters progresses
iassFsbiY antn tbs otesx sssning. a. hs
wss sxcb4aginz good nights with nsr over
The x4ts q froat ~ bsr fesidsnee her fAther
Appeared On sas scene. The young issysf.
aftsr explaining - his ensrlssr that ns
.l.aed ID SPEAK % ner father. squsezed her
dear lIttls a2ad a. parting snd s1e Tipped
<aiiy 10 the front steos. thinking tnAt ~
lasg Der toad hopes we're realized, and that
her szLaifsr vas going 10 asa papa Tor Def
hand. 5ae waited patiently on the door
step until her father came n, aud dying
into bis arms exclaimed "whst aid Harry
sant. papa Way, my caild. hs wanted
another four years lease Of his bachelor
! apsrtments. The young ladys head
dropped snd she walked slowly aud sadly
up 10 1er room. and now tnsy never SPEAK
as they pass Dy.
At The Ponce ie Leon.
Mr. smiGbson who has made frisn ds
with little Miss hsll-And. my deal.
have you no brothers or sisters
Little Miss-No. air; oaly two little
bf0thers-in-lsw.
Mr. smithson-Littls brothersin-lAw
/ How can that De-
Little Miss-Well. l s'pose they'd have
been i1st common brothers If the gentle
man who was my papa hsdn't 20. di-
yofes and taken them away.-l01S Topics.
That man who said. The Land of Stars
and Stripes Is bounded on the north by the
aurora borealis on the south by the pro-
csssiOn OF the equinoxes, on the easE by the
Garden Of Eden. and on the west by the
Day Of Judgment" is tstotally eclipsed.
Az the Union Depot the otnsr day =
| yOung Engiishman met a newly arrived
brother, rlgnt from the Old country. and as
they sIrolied towards a carriage, after the
nrst greetings were exchanged, the new
conner said.
We'll Al, hold man. what's this place
like. sny'oSf
America" replied his fratsr. "whv.
America Is an acknowledgements
democracy. where Al men are equal, but
thank God. none Of the women!"
who IL that gentleman, dear? His face
is very familiar"
Yes. and the rest of him too"
An advertising agent while making hi,
roznds one day last week. was accompanied
by small alarm clock. He is . late riser
and. just beginning q new year with his
firm he thought be would make q more
favorable impression by showing uo at the
| Office little earlier IN the morning, and 50
he bad bought the little RATHER rs a sort of q
| reminder. he dropped into a furniture
store and set the clock on a table. While
talking business with one of the partners
the other wound mp the alarm and set ii fol
10 o'clock. At precisely two minute, 10
that hour be left the store with the
level tucked carefully under his owe rcoat
Before he had gotten out of sight there
Mas terrific whir-r-r, contorted speci-
men of humanity. and the offending time
piece was dropped as If 1t were q fire
BRAID. IL rolled across the hard pavement
and when, with sheepish air, the new
owner fastened his grasp on it there was
deathly silence. 1t having licked out il.
brief existence. The jeweler said
il could not be repaired and a sui
for malicious damages Is anticipated.