Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1888-02-11
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40 Husbands-Thcy had
Aoreed-PubIic Opinion
hes of Love-On Ihorhs-
Reply, Etc, ETC.
. WEARING.
4 - said Mr.. Hardup, "l'm all
Haven't had a square nights
8 weeks. "
the matterl Aren't You
I'm well enough; but this
o the house after the land
TO b !. md skating down
zfore she up in the morning.
\ vearing On a man. | can't
oh longer. l guess I'll have
Puck.
~ PUBLIC OPINION.
husband who has just return
&arope)-Did you Sc an body
knew on your way u.Itown'
HI saw Brown. He said L
Ag thinner than When l. went
Anbybody else!
I'd Yes; l met Robinson. de
ON the amount of flesh l had
4 It my trip must have done me
SCRATCHED IT.
Ut Young man, who lives in
:nuty, recently visited a friend
1nother. She asked about his
Z and inquired if she raised a
III of poultry this year. The
Ian scratched his head in per
Ind then replied:
mo, ma'am. She planted 9
~, but the chickens scratched II
. CHANGED HIS mind.
3 cigar, Char!eyl"
care if / do"
that my wife gave me for I
IS present"
5me to think of it, Tom, l CUES
bel like smoking to-day. Dos
>eyTpt.
INORGANIC.
Glass in physiology, stan,
kins, how do you distinguish
nircrye-;c matteri
1gl;bly hakpg committed tn
IN memory)-In the organs
ery individual springs from som
Fhile inorganic substances ar
" chemical laws.
r-Very good. Give an exam
>porganic substance.
casually slow at these things
once inspired)-An orphau'-
z A RARE INSTANCE.
imer Tin o restaurant)
rs too rare. :"
Didn't you order it "a, sab
4 but / don't believe this piece C
Is ever dead. "-Teras SJt!n5s.
3 THE GOOD SAMARITAN.
|aer's wife-will you be seatedl
np-with pleasure, ma'am. You
;oor neighbor's dog has Just I'LL
'me.-Neac Hduen Ners.
4 EXPLAINING HIS MOTIVE.
.sA-Mrss D'Bonair has grown col
bly since | saw her last winter.
s-How 500
zen / sawhef then h f Dire
4 p to her neck.
ON THoRNs.
rs four times you've tried tn
Dor to-day" said one of the bar
boa young man on the steps Of
: bank yesterday.
SIR.
s must be very anxious.
N, sir. My father-in-law gave n
5iis $50 check last night as
has present, and until l knc
sit's gosd or not / can't rest"
PARTING INJUNCTION.
Ing Salesman Ito employer)
H,n oil, IN. Good by!
<1loyef-Goo :; md a SUGGEST
And remember, -dr. Bloward. til
b heaven first law.
HER PRIDE WAS HUNDRED,
needn't order me around,
lie washerwoman. "I'm not I
girl. It's Bridget's place to lo
milk. I'm the laundryiady."
doesn't scare me-" said t
the milkgentieman, and l
q. r. X. of the U. o. G. {
I "a Eminent Past G.. w. of I
fOrder of M. X. Q. H., and
4 hebody to take this milk"
I SIR" said the washerwomi
as she went to find q crock
4 Tribune.
- QUESTION OF ARITHMETIC.
ra-So you are really engaged
leari He is 40, you say, and y
Just twice as old as you, 10
he when you are 40 he will he {
-Good gracious / had
at.-Hdrper's Bdsdr.
|SsIDERATE TRAMP.
Gan you give me a bite to {
Il can give you some C
y III You'll split enough We
81 make a fire with, I'll warn
rYou are very kind, madaI
INIT think of putting you
Ne. Give it to me cold.
f. Ago evening entert.
fd "a that very brill
MI >ieno, Miss Bree
! intimately.