The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-22
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WIN atfhiftt ciRet. III SECS hhfahu uatul
AZ she ar, unmarked A wlthou, no clothes
on, q hs must be stupidoor nor dead kab
hoas II be dsEsent stock his brau@ with Sc
vsral kluds Of nslleee.
The undersigned won't Bosie lme an
Asaericsn ci,terzsn 60 in for the fast
saillu, snug bilt s. fullmsued skeuner
United States, which runs herself. she dnx,
. on whose decks one man is as good as
another. 4 frequently moore so. Ii he con
ducks himself strate. To use Shakes.
eeerisu Erase. line nativ nnd TO the manor
born, d don't want 10 put OH ares ciinply
because I've net With crate suekess In the
chow perfessisn (which I've bin Into going
onto tweRty 2 yeres Ny worthy projen-
ueytors was unable 10 give me q cussycal
edycashuR. & all l nose pickl up,
AS I sailed. as saled."
to kote fTen CAPTAIN K. Kidd, the seller
bratsd pirut. But than Heaven my sire &
cirees gave me a good name, aad plat
with feelings Of piies apd pleasuree to tho
fAck that nun Of our family was ever In
Congress or on the New Ysrk psrllss iercS
or Govelnoore Of Pa.
The susooln scenes ia my ehseksrss
csrssr IL respectively submItted
wrM1E's RITES.
picht my tent In small town in lniia-
ny one day last season. q whils was
standin at the dore takiu money, a dspysa-
shun Of ladies came up and ssd they wss
Hembers Of the BumkuDvills Female
Moral Reform 4 Wimins Rites Associa-
tisp, and they sxsd me II they Good 90 IN
without pay.
Not exactly. sez T, but you can pay
without goiu in
Dew you know who We sirp ssd oAs Of
the wimlu Ia tall 4 feroshus looking crit.
ter, With blew kotton umbrella uBder her
srm dew ysu know Who we air. sur'
Ny impreshun is,' said 1, 'frou kur-
sery view, that you might be fepsils.
We are, sir said tina feroshus woman -
we bslsng to soslsty which bslleves wi.
min has rites-whlch beleayss shs is In.
lowed With as much intellect as man
vhitch believes she 10 trampld on & abuzed
& which will resist hsnee4tb 4 forever
the incrsochnents Of prond and deminser.
ing man
Durin her discourse, the exssntrix female
grabd me- By the kota kollar & was swing-
ing her umbreller wildly over my he'd.
I hope, Asrm, soE l, startln back, that
your iAtensAuns 10 honerablel line loss
man, hear In strange place: sscides, I've
. wife to hum
'Yes,' cried the female, e shs's = slsvei
Doth she not dreem Of freedom--dcth sha
never think OF THROWN of the yoke Of ty-
rsnny & thinking d speaking & votin for
herself' Deth she never think of thsss
he,e thipgs9'
Net beln a ustrul born fool sed /, By
this. time q little rilsd, Il kin safely say
that she dsthunt.'
'Oh, whst--whotv screamed the fomsle,
swinging her umbrsller in the air, "Oh.
whot Is the price that woman pays for her
xpeerisnser
4 don't know, sez L; the price to my
Show 10 Ia cents pur ipdIviduol.'
q can't our Sosies. 90 In irese' sred
the female.
Not II know It., sed |.
'0rooiI, crooi mani she cried, & bust
lnts tears.
Won't you let my dArtsr IMP said an
other OF the xsentrix wimin, taking me
sffectionstely by the hand. %, please let
my darter in-shee's a sweet Eushin child
Of natur.'
Let her gusb" roored 1, as mad as !
Good stick at their tarnsl Roncents; let her
gush! Whsreupon they all sprung back
with the simultaneous observation that !
was Beest,
Ny femRil friends ,sid ], ~ you leeye
I've few remarks 70 remark; way then
we'll The fomail woman h Of ,ho great
est institooshuns Of whitch this land can
boste. Its ompossible 70 get aIsaE without
hsr.-Had their been ne femail wmin in
the world, should scarcely be hoar ts-dsY
with my unparalleled show on this horse
picious occasion. She is gsod il sickness
good 10 wellness-Eood all the tina. o,
woman, womsnr cried. my feelings now
worked up to hi poetic pitch; You ali a
angel waen 70 behave yourself; but when
you take on your proper apparel. forcetul-
ly speaking, YOU get into psntyloons--
whes you dssert your Aresiies, t with
your heads full Of wimin's rites noshuns GO
around like roarla lyons, seeking whom
You may Aevow sumboddy--in short. when
you undertake To play the maH. ron play
the deyil, & air az smfatic Doossnee. Ny
feInail friends.' continued, 10 they va.
Indignantly departing, way well what A.
Ward has sed.'