The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-04-19
ESTABLISHED IN
I MARCH, 1S45.
THE MERRY SIDEI

Folly always proclaims Wisdom fool.
One calm thought is better than thou
sand hasty words.
The fishery question-"How long have
they been caught p
Always lend brother a helping hand
you may want him some day.
Many newspaper blackguard loves
| Conkling now-because he is dying.
The new language is called "vola-puk.' y
Suppose an expert is called a"vola-puker.'
Congress has had deadlock" Glad
the Ohio Legislature wasn't vaccinated.
1t is quite pathetic to note the eager
ness of some papers to write Conkling's
obituary.
Mankind should not admire the fox's
cunning. He's cunning because he's a
thief.
Sullivan is about to strike bottom. He
has been challenged by Dominick McCaf-
ferey.
Men are eager to be wise as owls.
That's why so many of them stay up all
night.
The Ohio Legislature should get out
handbills, to let the people know when it
has adjourned.
The Cincinnati ball-club has a run of
victories-until the other clubs get into
the field.
When political combination" won't
work, it requires number of experts to
pick the deadlock"
The Blaine men may settle the Presi-
Dental muddle. Blaine can be nominated
by acclamation.
Misfortunes never come singly. No
sooner do you get doodle" out than
deadlock" comes in.
Congressional Conventions should be
called on Monday, that the balloting may
be done before Saturday night.
The man who says he loves to work
has been placed, by Young America,
among the weather prophets.
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By cross word you may hurt the feel
ings of child-but you have only made
yourself contemplate. Think of it.
A Chillicothe man committed suicide
because he couldn't stop drinking" Why
didn't he move out of Chillicothe2
The Republican field is so full of dark
horses that to secure a good candidate it
is only necessary to throw lasso.
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If the fool-killer will protect Sherman
from the Ohio politicians, he (Sherman)
may be nominated at Chicago.
A street-vender in Jackson last week
sang his stale songs so often that the
lamps got tired and went out. Factl
"Why don't you vote as you pray?" said
an enthusiast to long-winded deacon.
because I haoe1a't timer was the an
swer.
A word of praise sends the soul upward
like rocket-a word of censure sends it
fluttering downward like fragile stick.
The Ohio Legislature wasted mu ch val
liable time and money worrying over rail-
road extortion. They should have avoid
ed such rail-lery. side-tracked all such
truck-and gone home.
The gun-clubs of Marion, Ohio, are
Staying the sparrows. A well loaded
shotgun is about the only thing a spar
row is afraid of.
The Democracy should preserve the
deadlock. With a deadlock on the
House, and paddock on the President,
things would 60 on nicely.
So
The riding-club in Washington had a
'fox-chase" last week. 1t was rough
time. The ladies made the
gentlemen ride in front.
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A number of Republican Senators have
been for a week butting their heads
against the heels of the "Bolters," at Co
lumbus.
You may talk about business shrewd-
ness-but 1t takes travelling peddler to
buy bar of "ivory soap" for five cents
and sell it for ten dollars.
The man who seeks the Republican |
for President, thinking there
is picnic ahead, should remember that |
it will require a powerful derrick of pub
lie opinion to hoist old Cleveland out of |
the White House.
The Chillicothe Advertiser says: "The
Bloody Shirt will be yanked out at Day.
ton next week" Yes, and you Confeder-
ates will be slapped in the face with the
Did rag until you are sick of it.
Democratic papers rejoice that jeff.
Davis refused the subscription fund at
Macon, Georgia, and argue that it is re-
proach to men seeking pensions. What
loes jeff want with greater gift than
lis guilty old neck?
Result of Examination.