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Canvas Good.

JOHN J. GERING. corner of Fourteenth an
Main streets Teuts, awnings. httrs, horse anc
wagon covers.
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\PERA HOUSE.

~
Commencing MONDAY, March y. specia
engagement OF the great
HANLlN'5 MUSICAL AND COMEDY CO..
Consisting OF the following well-kuown
artists. tn bright lights at the vaudeville
stage Edwards Kernel; Miss Cap'tOla
Forest. he empress OF all skipping Rope
Dancers: the NewcOmh Trio, Chang Artists
AMI Dancers; the Musical phenomenon
"B~asley," late OF Wool. Beisle5. n Weston
Brothers the Emerald Duo, Webster x
Barry; the Premier Nentriloqust OF the
world. Alexander " ilson: the Misses Evans
X Haywood, soprano and COntraltO yOcalsts;
the Great HImln X lIamlin. the create : and
funniest knOc about Song and Dance Ie-m
IN the world 10 conclude with James n.
Camphel's Farce Comcdietta. An VI. D.'s
IubulatiOns.'
Doors open 131; PERFORMING commencing
e.lj. Prices OF admis-i %. Afternoon. ~ and
Nc; night, ~ and 3Jc; cOl1red gallery night
l5c. imhll-lw
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II. WALLEN>TINE 81 60. n sni s. ni.
teentb street. Potatoes. butter. hcs
bage, *.
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j. A. GkAsHEhGEt. liA T.. Fmuklin stree
All WOrl gtltIultr'i.
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J. Il. TEASDALE. 1915 +. Main street.
$3.50 and a. mems and = and sl.5J ladies'
shoes.
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WALTER j.. TODD, f26 \. Sixth street Con
signments of country produce solicited.
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DIRECTORY
or RELIABLE
BUSIN ESS HOUSES.

The Directory beioo Of reitg5Ie and gOoo
business h,,1ses, giri'g 1eir Lcaina ana
business, 'ciA be Jouad Gerry usJui as a so,lro.
Of reference for information reLotie IN,
and al tie different branches IF business
Analytical Chemist:
Or. HENRY FRDEliN6. L. :. Twelfth stree
chemist To Chesapeake and Ohio and Ric .
mond and Allegheny railroads. Special NJ
tention TO ores and mineral waters.
Architects:
N. j. DIMMOCk, llIS 4. Main street. Go.
respoudence solicited.
kari,ers.
WILLIAM H. GARDNER, 5l6 r.. iG,
street. Hair cutting, dyeing, shdyIug
sbampooIDg.
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J. P. JUSIIS. g \. IUc,uih stflot, a..
agent. Established lSo
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WILLIAM q. FULLER. mo k Cary stree
Special attention 70 repairing.
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The Carbolic Smoke Bali will relieve
Group Immediately.
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hardware AMI Carriage Goods.
\. b. CLhkkE& son. 1870 East Main street
Agents tor Imperial chilled plOws.
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~. NICK REDFORD. liUe T.. Main street
sign ~ The Horse. Manutacturorand whole
sale dealer.
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Jewellers:
&C. HIGH, 1898 f. Nam street. Watches anc
lowelry neatly repaired.
Loan Oiices:
ELLIS ABRAM, 80 T.. Broad street. Money
advanced on personal property Olhcc closed
from Friday at shutdown 20 saturday ~
sundOWn.
Lock,mIths.
JOSEPH DELAKUE. 40. Z. Main street. .t
hanging and general machine repai.Iul
Models Tor patents.
Lumber:
JOSEPH +. WlNGFlELD. dealer IN lumber
ana NIL kinds OF mOuliWg- aud general
building furnishings. 1911 lumber cut 10
order Office, corner OF Broad aud Laurel
streets. Richmond, Va.
Marble workers;
wALLEN * WRAY, Seventh and Grace
streets. Monuments. tOmbs. marblo,4cd man
ties, &c.
Mattress Manufacturers:
ADAM DIACONT. 2Os Z. MARSHALL street
Wholesale ana retail Repairing neatly aut
T. l.. IsEBIh CRENsHAw. en East Bro,
street mattress maker aud upp,i tcrcr
wholesale and retail Repairing ncu and
duuby done.
mineral NWff iOttitfS.
CITY BOTTLING HOUSE. 40 ". p:~s,
street. Manufacturers OF Vanilla PE. .,.ur
and mineral waters.
Paints. Oils. sc.
RICHMOND PAGNTSTORE. = f. BROAD Co..,
Paints, oils, glass, and painters sdpples.
Paper Hanging:
y. J. DAVIS. p n. Ninth street sla
awnings. Oil-cioths. and paper hanging.
Plumbers, Gas snd Steam FILTERS
q. F. REDFORD. 1910 T.. Main street pracu
cal plumber. Inner gas and steam litfcr.
L. G. TINSLEf. AZ BROOK HNtuut. Steam and
gas lifting. timing. a..
Railroad ticket Brokers:
n HAYNES. 1915 last Main
street ha lroad a'd st,amDoat tickets 10
all parts Ot the wtflu bought. eO.a, and
exchanged.
Real Estate Agents:
A. J. BRA Oily y CO.. Thirteenth aud Hun
streets. Manchester Agent Tor ;he Peters
burg Savings and Insurance Company.
q. :. NASHON \ son. No. y. Tenth street
r. h. CHAFFIN Y co. no. \. Tenth street.
J. THOMPSON BROWN * co. llia t.. Main
street.
Rubber Goods:
VIRGINIA RUBBER co. BIB r. Broad street
Betting. hose. ana al kinds OF rubber goods
Rubber stamps:
ATLANTIC RUBBER STAMP MAkUFA
TURING co, lZl7 T.. Nam 81 MAnufao
turers and importers Of stamp novelties.
OLD DOMINION kU BBEk-STAMP WORKS
40 Bank street Agents wanted send for
circular.
Sign Painting:
%. \. THOMPSON. Franklin street, under Ia
change Hotel. Advertising sign artist
Board fence and wall siensH speciality.
t.. hfPSIoMB, No. = = Niuth street. sign
painting and gliding on LASS.
Soap Factory;
X. GARCIN \ co. 1910 Franklin street (es y.
llsned ioo'D. Toilet ana Laundry soaps.
TsilOTs
I. w. stage. Twelfth street. under A nericap
Hotel. Civic aud military tailor.
Indertak.rs;
u. Il. MORRlSETT, No. l. Seventh st,t
Manchester Phone. Sr.
Wiz. Mattresses and Cot.
E. W. LOWE 22lt t.. Main street, manufactu
rcr OF Champion Woven Wire Mattresse
and Cots. The test and cheapest I'm the mar.
kct.
NoOd and Coal
ELIZA COAL YARD Eliza stAtion). hisad
ani Pine streets. w. : Pitcher, agent. Al
kinds Of Coal, Wood. and Coke. 4 ole
pEDne. "a
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4 CADEMY OF MUSIC.

Four nights commencing March l4th Iatinees
Thursday and Saturday,
THE AUSTRALIAN NOVELTY COMPANY,
The strongest and best Speciality Company
travelling. headed by the Peerless
AUSTIN SISTERS.
And an array of talented artists such as has
never appeared here before in one
grand programme.
Prices a. usual Sale OF seats Tuesday
morning Gam. 1mr2l-tf
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ASA SNYDER ~ CO., i0oa TO iOH Cary stroet
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Orchestra. reserved $50; admission. 81.
Dress Circle. reserved. ell admission, 15c.
NJ box Office Wednesday, az 9 IN. Telephone
49, 5mhl lt
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An English pathologist thinks that
cancers may be developed by arsenic eat
ing.
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c. W BRANCH e. co.,
BANKERS AND BROKERS.
III EAST MAN STREET,
Estate Rank Bu.IIIrFl

Estate Bank BuildInel
Private wires cOnneCtng drff R'l
Washington. Baltimore phihfe pll h.I
New York. Buy and sell stocks ari H0.s
for cash or ON margin C0mm- boo { if
cent Loans negotiated Also tri. income
mission ~ gram and cotton .um- So"
York aud Chicago Cones llirn. sr
licited uf
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BANkERs hND nKoilR-.
so. p. RhANCH. FIRED. h -...-
THOMAS BRANCH * CO.. BANh
4 ERS AND COMMISSION MEhlllANIt

BONDS. STOCKS. and SLll NIIlt
SOUGHT AND SOLD $50 THIS ar1 aI 500
Northern markets.
We have a private telegraph wir. fnu OBJ
Oihce tO all the Northern exchange. ilI lIl
execute orders for ACTIVE >Itlhr within
a few minutes OF their receipt Ht nur Oi...
We get quOtati IONS every quarter N' tH r.lr
which are open for the inspection uI Uu
customers.
Earliest Information on tlc subject .i hi.
road and Corporation Securities Hll State
Bonds.
&c 2-tf THOMAS BRANCH S. co.
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sADDIERY AND HARNESS
ESTABLISHED 1871.

:. : COrrRELL. JAS T. C0rrrgr
Special Partner. General p.lt..-
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Nj - - j Il ~ IA \

DAYEVENING-MUCH ADO ABOUT
NOTHING.
SATURDAY MATIN L E-TWELFTH
NIGHT.
SATURDAY EyENING-MAEY STUART
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SUNDAY SERVICES.

Y. NJ. c. A.-Gospel Praise Service
at G 80 r. NJ. Come and bring friend.
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Parker, pastor. Sunday school at 10
A. NJ. Preaching at IL A. NJ.
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Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish !

HdE UNDERSIGNED having been in The
L business for The pas, 8 months,
and now being api ointei by 'hr h ard
of Health as Ru hish G. cclor. |
her, b. wish to thank the pubic tor
there liberal patronage, hoping con-
inuapce Of the same with more eX-
tended list of customers. ] shall as
heretofore have my rubbish carts go on
each street where required three times
each week, except in very rainy weather,
then two times each week. After this
month each cart will carry bell to
announce its appearance on the street,
that no one will have an excuse for not
setting out their dirt.
Dsss~ Prices as heretofore Ordinary
House Rubbish and Yard Sweepings
80 cents, rs cents and Sl.00 per month,
if put in containers.
The above prices arranged according
to the amount of rubbish taken away.
Tree Trimmings and Horse Litter
will be charged extra.
Horses, Bullocks, Hogs and Dogs will
be buried at reasonable rates.
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SATURDAY, MARCH II, 1883.
The LATE EMPEROR WILLIAM.


The one great item of foreign
news by the Alameda last evening,
is the death of Emperor William of
Germany. The event occurred on
the morning of the 9th instant, and
a week before we, in our isolation,
knew anything of it, the world was
startled with the intelligence. Ger
many is in mourning, and it is no
exaggeraton to say that the greater
part of the Christian world is in
sympathy with her. Germany has
lost her Emperor, and the world has
lost one of its foremost and most
important personages. Probably on
the demise of no one person of the
time hang such momentous contin-
gencies. The grand old Emperor
lived long, and lived to good pur-
pose. His calm and peaceful de-
parture was fitting termination of
so noble life. He was within
couple of weeks of his 91st birth
dap anniversary when he passed into
the unseen world. For ten years he
reigned as King of Prussia, and for
seventeen years he was Emperor Of
the great German Empire. He was
one of the best and wisest monarchs
that ever wore crown or ruled q
nation, and well may the intelligence
that he is no more be received with
sadness. The Crown Prince, son of
the departed Emperor, whose ply
steal condition is not hopeful, has
been announced as successor to the
throne, with the title of Frederick
the Third, and it is to be hoped that
he may be spared to honor the
Throne and the Empire as did his
father before him.
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For sale by HANSON q sMYTH.
NOTICE.

THE undersigned having been ap-
l. pointed Executors of the last viii
and Testament Of Lorenzo Marchant,
late of Honolulu, deceased, requests all
persons who have claims against the
estate of said deceased, secured or Other
wise, to present the same duly sworn
to, to the undersigned within six months
from date or they Wi he forever AIRED,
and all persons Indebted to said estate
to make immediate payment.
+. A. SCHAEFER,
Executor of the last viii and Tesla
ment of l.. Marchant, deceased.
81 1W
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NOTICE.

NJ Office is hereby given that Chong
IN SAX, Of the firm of Tuck Lung
Chong Co., doing business as carpenters
in Honolulu, of which Sam Koy, Tuck
sum ard Chong Sax are partners, has
sold all his interest to Chung Lum.
Chung Lum assuming all liabilities of
said Chang SAX, as partner in said
firm. 81 1w
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N. f. BURGESS,

p. S.-Anyone knowing of one who
is required 10 have their rubbish re.
moved, who is not able to pay The tax,
if the party or parties will let me know
/ will do their carting free of charge.
80 I'm N. i. B,
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Hawaiian Coffee Go.

NOPIES of the prospectus of the Ha-
" waiian Coffee Plantation Co. can
be had on application at The office of
j. e. Brown 4 Co., Real Estate Agents,
Merchant street. 50 lw
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6:30 A. NJ Morning prayer with SER
mon at $3.50. Hawaiian evensong at
3:30P. NJ. Evensong with sermon at 6
r. NJ. Seats are unappropriated.
Second Congregation. Rev. Geo,
Wallace, pastor. Morning prayer,
with sermon at l1:l5 A. NJ evening
prayer with sermon at 1880 z. NJ.
Sunday school meets a 10 A. NJ. Seats
free at al SERVICES.
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NOTICE.

MESSRS j. E. BROWN q co.
NI Are authorised 10 collect Tor the
BULLETIN,
Honolulu June 9th. 1857. 81
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FOUND.

A BAY HORSE.
IT. "A owner can lave
5ASaSs~ same by proving pro-
~ perty ard paYrg ex
Z.-4S+-z-s>sA pense, by applying at
the BAY Horse Saloon" so 3t*
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QUEEN EMMA HALL.-Gospel and
song service for Hawaiians who speak
English at ats p. Nj. Good singing.
Short talks. Everybody welcome.
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KAUMAKAPILI CHURCH.-Rev. j.
Waiamau, pastor. Sunday school at
0A. NJ. Preaching at 10 80 A. N. and
z 30 u. NJ.
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Short talks. Everybody welcome.
JAPANESE SERVICE Gospel and
Song Services at IL A. NJ; Bible Glass
1880 +. M, in the Japanese Y. NJ. @. A.
Room, Queen Emma Hall, corner of
Beretania and Nuuanu streets.
CENTRAL UNION CHURCH.-Rev. T..
G. Beckwith, ID. d., pastor. Sunday
school and Bible class nj 9:45 A. NJ.
Services at IL A. M. and Z $50 p. NJ.
CHINESE CHURCH.-Fort street, near
corner Beretania. Mr.. Kong Shut Ka
evangelist. Chinese Sunday school,
9:30 A. NJ. Chinese and English Sun
day School, $3.50 p. NJ. Preaching IL
A. NJ. and 1880 p. NJ. Bible class in
Chinese Y. N. q. A. Hall, 6 80 p. NJ.
ROMAN CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL
6 and 7 A. M, low mass; 10 A. NJ, high
mass, with sermon either in Hawaiian,
Portuguese or English, alternating ac-
cOrding TO the three principal different
nationalities of the church; p. NJ, ro-
sary and catechism; 80 T.. NJ, instruc-
ton and benediction of the Blessed
Sacrament.
ST. ANDREWS CATHEDRAL.-The
services at st. Andrews Cathedral to-
morrow will be: Holy Communion,
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BY AUTHORITY.
Finance department.
Honolulu, II, L., Feb. l6, 1888.

HONOLULU, ID. L., Feb. I6, 1888.
Notice is hereby given to all en-
ployees of the Hawaiian Govern
ment, and TO other persons to whom
moneys may be due at the Hawaiian
Treasury on or before March 81,
1888, to present vouchers for settle
ment on or before that date and all
persons having moneys on account
of the Government are requested TO
make their returns promptly, in
order that there may be no delay in
closing the accounts for the fiscal
period ending March 81, 1888.
w. l.. GREEN.
6S TT Minister of Finance.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-05-19

of all homemade fertilizers for the
potato crop none is superior to unleached
wood ashes.
To have a good orchard II should be
cultivated and manured every year, and no
crop raised in 1t unless 1t be clover, and
like bank account it will not honor your
drafts without the previous deposits.
Daniel Bachelor says that when or
chard grass and tall oat grass are sown to-
gether, at the rate of bushel of seed each
to the acre, they make "a tremendous
CROP" and may be cut twice in the season
for hay or frequently for soiling pur-
poses.
"A New England farmer says he has
brought up farm to produce so tons OF
hay where FIVE years ago it would produce
cnly 5 tons, by the use of raw fish as a
fertilizer. He bought 200 loads of skates
and Holsters for fly cents a load and mixed
it with muck and dry soil, Formerly the
farm would keep only horse, yoke Of
oxen and two cows; now it keeps thirty
cows and seven horses.
Manure should meyer be placed in con-
tract with the roots when setting out a
tree, but used for mulch or top-dress-
ing.
Try early sweet corn, for early fodder
and evergreen for succession.
The very best time to begin liberal
feeding to develop the dairy cow is when
the calf first begins to eat
Milk should be fed to young animals
warm and never in any other condition.
Overlooking the stomach of hungry call
is followed by worse consequences often
than by little stinginess.
"A practical butter-maker says: 81
find that from open setting can of cream
raised when the cows are fed hay and grail
will make 80 pounds of butter, for thu
same quantity when the cows are feeding
on grass, 20 pounds
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Miss Porcilard (of Chicago)-Why, we
wouldn't call that anything out in Chicago.
Ny Uncle Jim cleared twice that with his
smallest pen. When it comes to hogs, Miss
Beane, Chicago is king.
"A gay and highly fashionable party of
young men were soothing their weary spirits
with soda lemonade, which they coaxed
through long straws in an avenue club last
night, and talking languidly oyer recent
marriage in high life.
"A Vacant Lot-An old maid.
The National Anthem-The baby's.
What kind of bull is itp John or a
Papal?
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As VIZ CLIP HUMOROSIYIES.
Buckleu's Arnioa salve.

The best salve in the world Tor cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem, fever sores,
tettcr, chapped hands, chilblands, corns,
and all skin eruptions, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required. tits guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price 25c. per box, at Thomas.
The greyhound is headlong animal.
"A blind teacher would naturally have
bad pupils.
"A miss is as good as a mile-if she is
rich and unincumbrerd by parents.
-'I'm on my last lap" as the tomcat
said when he finished saucer of milk.
Society has been likened TO pie. We
can dispense with no part so easily as the
upper crust.
There is something peculiar about
grayity-in the earth it attracts, while in a
man 1t repels.
I'm the West.-She-Do you ever see a
finer sunset than that in the EastP He
No. The sun never sets in the East.
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CrOatReduCtiOn
WALL paper I!
WHrTE BLANKS,

WHITE BLANKS,
From SC. 10 l2c. per roll.
ELEGANT GOLD PAPER,
From l2c. to SOC. per roll.
Fine Gilt Embossed Papers,
From zoe, to 81 per roll.
Celored Borders at one-third
NE regular price.
Gilt Borders and Decorations
a half the usual price.
Window Shades, complete
With spring roller, 38c. and up.
A full and complete line OF
PRINCES from IA to 75c. per yd
Curtain Poles, complete al
&0c. and upward.
Raints, Oils. varnish, Brushes and Paint
Gs Supplies = specially. Paper hang
ing, Plain and Decorative House
and Sign Painting, Graining.
kLL WORK GUARANTEED
A. Bayer,
unrHeml BANK ST., LEHIaHToN.
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"A Vermont woman broke her jaw, and
her husband facetiously called her the EEK
speaker.
"A citizen who insisted that he coult
live on one meal a day, afterwards prlyatel.
explained that he meant oat meal.
"A tender ballad just published by
Texas composer is entitled "Why Did The
Cremate the Old Hair Sofa.
Notwithstanding the fact that Mrs
Cleveland is perfect lady, 1t must be con
fessed that she gives a great many peopl
the shake.
Miss Beanetof Boston, LITERARY meri
brings a sure reward, Miss Porcilard. Gu
Howells made oyer $4,000 with his pei
last year.
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A Great Battle

Is continually going on in the human system.
The demon of impure blood strives to gain
victory over the constitution, to ruin health,
to drag victims to the grave. A good reli-
able medicine like Hoods Sarsaparilla is
the weapon with which to defend ones self,
drive the desperate enemy from the field,
and restore peace and bodily health for
many years. Try this peculiar medicine.
"A Sight of the Weather-A fash of
Tightening.
The Irish ouestion-''What shall it be
boysp'
The Kansas cyclone has blown himself
all to pieces.
Bank Examiners
"A Windmill-The average prlze-fight.
The Tall Sycamore still waves his
laurels proudly in the breeze.
The paper hanger ought to succeed
he's stuck ON his business.
MANY a man who tries to ride hobby
gets thrown finally.
1t is useless for the rejected lover tC
think the girl will pop.
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OF INTEREST TO FARMERS.
That Highway Of Nations.

The broad Atlantic, is ever a stormy
throughfare. Yet blow the winds ever so
iiercely, and ride the waves eyer so loftily
seamen must man the good ships, tourists
will brave the passage, and commercial
travellers and buyers must visit the centres
of foreign trade and manufacture. Tha
atrocious malady, seasickness, together will
colicky pains and much inward uneasines,
is often endured when Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters would have fortified the voyager,
against them. Sea captains, and In fact al
salts and veteran travellers are acquainted
with the protective value of this estimabl,
preventive and remedy, and are rarel,
unprovided with it. Emigrants to the fai
West should use il as a safeguard agains
malaria. Seek the aid of the Bitters TO
dyspepsia, constipation, liver complaint
kidney troubles. and all ailments that impai
the harmonious and vigorous action of tn
vital powers.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-05-19

-
&-Walt Whitmad is so versatile as TO be
called poetical brick.
Some people are SO constituted that
they would kick at football match.
The career of the spring chicken is
short. IL never lasts longer than till necks-
tweak.
--TommY-Papa, what is a rural lay?.
Papa-I should say IL was the Hayseed
combine to govern New York city.
Justice Duffy to pickpocket in the
Tombs Police Court:
Whats your businessp'
Snowman
'Ho, no. Snowman, eb. What's your
llne2'
Legerdemain.'
Now you see it; now you don'ts'
That's about it, Judge
six months. See itP'
NE, / don't.
-"Do you believe there Is any such a
thing as luckP" asked young man Of an
old bachelor.
81 do. PYe had proof Of it,"
I'm what waYP"
81 was refused by five girls when / was a
young man."
Joe, the colored waiting-man, came in
early one morning to make fire for
Elisha Carr, a sort of evangelist, who was
stopping with Joe's master. 1t was cold,
and the ground covered with snow.
"Have you got religion yet, Joep" asked
Mr.. Carr.
"No, sir"
swell, don't you want to get it?"
''No, sir; don't know as does,'
"Well, you'd better want TO get II. You'd
better want to get to heaYen, where it will
be warm. and you won't have to make
fires ON cold mornings"
This struck Joe with force, and he
''studied" over 1t for awhile; then, looking
up with puzzled expression, he asked
"rell me, Mr.. Carr. is dey any white folks
up darP"
''Yes."
"Well," sighed Joe. ''You nee MT tel
tell me, ef dey's any white folks up dar
dat niggers won't have ter make fires fel
em'P
May day will meyer be so popular a.
pay day.
The man in the moon has one RdYan
tage over his terrestrial brothers--the full
! Ter he gets the more brilliant he grows.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-05-19

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