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The South western news. (Dawson, GA.) 188?-1889, 1888-08-22

Master Hugh McNulty, is tax
ing in a recreation with.us, from his
duties in Atlanta.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

island, and my boat got loose and
foatcd OF. stayed there until a
steamer came along this morning. and
l got that TO land mo milo or two up
the shore and Two como llom TO find
every body lamentng MY death.
Dora" very solemnly. you know
you said yesterday. you'd take what
ever brought you whoa you said you
were glad to see me. Well, you've
said YOU were glad. and now you've
got TO do us you agreed to-"
"Well. what have YOU broughtP'
asked Dora. red as any rose.
"My self" answered Dick, "and
you've got to take me-"
"Well, if must must, suppose.
she said. Not because | want you
don't think that sir-but just to keep
my word. "
Pm glad you're conscientious
enough to stand by your agreement
said Dick. Tho little girl who stood
watching them with very wide-open
eyes ran home AMI told her mother
that she see big man kissin'
woman. an huggin her like every
thing. an she want mad one bit"
From which wo are to infer what?
EGvn b. ReE)0rd, ~ MtiW autee VS.
cOusin
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
A Cheerful MOurner

You want TO buy de rat-,rapP'
sad brigh,-faced boy 10 james Slew
in, ST.. Of Folsom street, yesterday.
No." replied Mr.. Slcviu. Il don't
think | do"
You reada de paper dis morning."
observed the bright nov, with Il happy
smile.
Yes, did. rcp.c cd Mr. Sievin with
puzzled smile.
You reada dc PAPER dat boy he
burma to DEATH" asked the boy.
Yes"
well, he my bruda."
Your BROTHER" sad Mr.. Scvin.
Well" you're II nee one, going
about and selling rat-iraps the day
after your brother was burned to
dealt.
why for nOl?" remarked the
young philosopher. Il sta-a at home
an cry. no maka dc mon. Imaka per-
haps 81 or - to-da, then | 90 TO the
funeral tomorrow and have plenty of
good lime, eh?"
well. you are Bird" said MIR.
Slevin.
.'Oh. yes | see him blrn. lie maka
de lire wild dc oil. Phiz, boom! He
ALA dc fire. / pat my hand on him;
me burn. fctcha do hose, Lul he all
burn up. Rnt-rr"r! rat !rap!' and the
cheerful mUurncr went down the
street. while james Sewn. ST.. shook
his head AMI so!IIy muitcrcd to him
self: We'll if HAT doesn't beat the
world. ~ SIM Fr"ncisc0 Post.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Tired of Faith Cure,

No" sho said to the weeping
friends standing around. there's no
use trt ing TO fetch mo round again. /
might rs well go now rs any time.
THIS faith cure is cool enough thing
where a person stays cured or don t
have morc'n half dozen things to be
cured Of, but look at me. First l was
took with liver complaint. The faith
cure had begun to bo practiced about
that time, aud it cured me. but an
affection of the Spino set in immed iate-
ly after that. requiring double doses Of
faith mornin and night. Before that
was relieved malar a seized me, and
it took all the fl tn there was in the
drug store TO clear nv system OF that.
ToothnChc | h ave cured several times
with II III Xlurc composed OF one part
faith aud two parts forceps. But don't
leave out the forccps Yes, | have
taken moro ta til than any six families
in town. My system must be full OF it.
-Four times have been down with
pneumonia. but the faith cure pulled
me through each time, though the
drain on it was severe. Consumption
would have carried me oil last summer
except for fl tn doctor. and while he
was about it | had h IN treat me for
neuralgia OF the heart | hadn't got
it yet, but thought perhaps m ght
have. had dphthcria early in the
spring and il was only BY having
faith that | got rid of that. But using
so much faith IS trying TO the system.
There was q little while this summer
that | lad rest, because the healers
We're all of TO Il convention and had
10 rub along the best | could without
en-. but neuralgia came back when
they did and had counc | of faith
doctors at once. They dec dcd 10
throw me into chIlls and fever to
break up the neuralgia, and | have
been shaking ever since. And now
that it is complicated with inllamma-
ton of the spinal marrow with Il tend
ency to emulation of the liver, don t
believe there is any Use trying to keep
up any longer. Faith cure makes me
tired. aud guess you might rs well
let me 20 this time. - Texas tYtinys.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
The Youth who Died for Love.

A visitor to Doted ruin on tn C Rhine
was shown over the premises by an old
janitor, who explained all about the cas-
tie
Janitor-"This is the celebrated hungry
tower"
Visitor-"How did it get that manner"
DO you see yon skeleton in the cor.
nerr'
II do"
That is the skeleton of the wretchcd
page who dared TO aspire to the affections
of the beautiful countess of Drachercfels,
and who for his crime. was locked up in
this tower. and persisted wretchedly from
hunger and thirst Alas, poor YOUTH
added the janltor. wiping away dry
tear.
His skeleton seems to be falling to
pieces"
Yes, but have already made arrange
mcnts with the village sexton. who fur!
nished this one, to procure me nice new
one"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
A COLLAPSED Druggist.

II want some consccrated lye," he
slowly announced, as he entered the
store
You mean concentrated lyc," suggest
cd the druggist, as he repressed a smile.
We'll, maybe do. II does nutmeg
any difference. It's what / camphor, any
how. What does it sulphur
Eighteen cents a can.
Then you can give me a can"
Il never cinnamon who thought him
self SO witty AS you do" said the drug.
gist in gingerly manner, feeling called
upon to do little punning himself.
well, that's not bad either laughed
the customer, with syruptitious glance.
Il ammonia novice at the business, though
I've soda good many puns that other
punisters reaped the benefit However,
don't care a copperas far as am
concerned, though they should handled
with cloves, till they wouldn't know what
the madden with them. Perhaps |
shouldn't myrrh. myrrh. We have had a
pleasant time and shall carraway--'
1t was too much for the druggist He
collapsed. ~
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
leg Cabin Success.

What ais the young men?
Robert Carrots father left him for
tune Of twenty millions. He was from
childhood reared in luxury; he received a
splendid education with an especial train
ing into thorough knowledge of rail-
road management and was expected to
succeed his father as a railroad king.
Within three wears after the RESPONSE
bilitics which his fathers death threw
upon him were assumed, he is reported a
broken down man, with mind and health
permanently shattered.
George Law is another young man left
with millions of money, who is reported
among the wrecks" HIS father. bred
stone mason, was of gigantic size and
strength, with commensurate brain power
so he became a great contractor, then
railroad king aud left half dozen mil
lions'for his son to dissipate. The young
man is a success as dissipator.
The founders of both Of these great
estates were born in the most humble
walks of life, grew strong, mentally and
physically, by simple living and honest
labor and developed into financial giants
Their sons were reared in the lap of
luxury and developed into intellectual
pigmies.
Inc great men OF our country nave not,
as Il rule, come from the elegant mansions
of the cities. but from the Log Cabins Of
the rural districts Simple ways of liv-
ing. freedom from dissipation and en-
cryating pleasures, simple remedies for
disease, effective and which leaye no
poison in the system, develop brawny.
brainy men, who compel the world to
recognize their strength and power
The wholesome, Old-fashioned Log
Cabin remedies are the safest and surest
for family use. Our grandmothers knew
how to prepare the teas and syrups of
roots herbs and balsams which drive dis
ease out of the system by natural methods
and leave no after i'll effects. The most
potent of these old-time remedies were.
after long and searching investigation.
secured by ii. Fl. Warner. of safe cure
fame. and are now put out for the heal
ing of the nations" in the Warmers Log
Cabin remedies.
Regulate the regulator with Warmers
Log Cabin sarsaparila and with pure
blood giving health, strength, mental and
bodily vigor, you may hope to cope sue
cessfully with the most gigantic financial
problems of the age, without wreckin g
health and manhood
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
He kneW the COunterSign.

The cOored brother has a wonderful
capacity for adapting word to his senses.
During the war. said a well known
veteran, 1--WE often had trouble in getting
up a list of cOuntcrslgns. | had the mat
ter in charge, and took list Of European
battles. 1t was a Colorcd regiment. The
cOuntcrsign for the night was Austeritz
In the evening tried to get into the lines
and was halted gave the countersign,
'AustcrlitZ
Dat amt right, sab. said the darkey,
and he called the provost. who was also
c0lored When that officer came | com
planned that the sentry didn't know the
c0untcrsign.
What is it sab asked the provost of
ne.
'AuSterlitz, | answered
You are wrong sah,' said he.
was put under arrest, and it took the
colonel to get me out. What do you
suppose the darkicS had made out of the
original countersign? Oyster shells"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
An August Serenade.

Come out TO the side Of the sea, my love
Come out to the side Of the sea;
The sun is set, and the stars are met,
And the winds and the w.ves agree:
But star so bright nor wave SO light
Brings pleasure or peace to me;
Oh come, for sit and wait, alone,
On The rocks by the side OF the sea
] am going down in my memory
To he blessed long ago,
When the golden ground Of the buttercups
Was dashed with tn daisies snow;
Aud Pm thinking of all YOU said to me
And II it were true or no,
While waclh the tide as it runs awaJ
From the beach SO black anl low.
II should die, nv love, M sweet,
Die of your smile fOroru,
Bury me here by the side of the sea,
Where all mS joy was born;
Where the waves shall make my lullaby,
And the Niuls fro night to morn
Shall say TO the rocks, ale has gone to slice
Where all his Joy WAS boru."
-dlic! Cary
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

Chicago tIllsl Occidcnt Aug. q.
Among worthy Chicagoans a German
American citizen of this City is Mr. Peter
Klein, doing business at No. so East Kin
sey St, facing the c. NV. II. r. Dcp,t.
Mr.. Klein is in his seth year, is married
and enjoys family of three interesting
children. He is known among the North
sidcrs As benevolent. frank and social
friend-Like all old "Fathcrlandcrs' he
will invest spare dollar in lottery and
has on n former occasion secured an IS 600
prize in the Louisiana State Lottery in
association with his brothcr.in-law.
We interviewed Mr. Klein on his latest
good luck, he being the posseSsor Of Que
twentieth part of ticket Go. 3,S94) which
drew the $500 600 in The Louisiana State
Lottery drawing of August 18th. When
the news reached him of his good fortune
he was much clatcd and great Joy pre-
vailed in the Klein household. He col.
lected the money (Sl5, 000) through the
American Express Co. His present bust
ness place is wOodcn.frame building for
vending refreshments, cigars, etc He
has already let a contract To tear down
the old building and will erect on the lot
which he owns modern brick block
which he intends shall eclipse any build
ing in the neighborhoOd. Since Klein
has been So successful many of his neigh
bors and friends are largely seek ing sim
liar investments If many sWCh prizes
fall to Chicago citizens it will create II
lively boom to the financial and real estate
interests Of our city.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
A Curious Law,

Notes and Queries: In an old maya.
zine we find it stated that until the year
100 this law was in force in England:
"WhOsOever shall entice into bonds of
malrimony any male subject of hcI males
TVS, by means of rouge, white paint,
Spanish cotton, steel corsets, crinoline,
high.hceled shoes or false hips, shall be
prosecuted for witchcraft. and the mar
rage declared null and void.
1t is very evident. however, that the
law did not do away with the articles
against which it was levoled and, doubt
less. if the law were now in force, either
In England or here, a great many witches
would be discovered. Perhaps this eX-
plains the origin Of the word witch" as
applied in an endearing manner by lovers
to their sweathearts, as You little witch,
Atr
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Nye'S Company Humor.

On this particular occasion Bill Nyc
was so very charming that he outdid
all his previ Gus records. II was there
fore. in II spirit Of sincere admiral
seasoned, perhaps. with II sense Of
gratitude, thai une Of the guests turn
cd 10 Bill little daughter and remark
ed: Your papas real funny man,
sn'l hep"
Tho sweet child suspend ell active
business relations with the pic long
enough To answer: 'Yc.. papa is
always funny when we have coiup'ny.'
tn c ,gD eVi.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
A Woman 40 Years Old.

Probably in no country are examples
Of longevity so numerous and so striking
rs in Russia. Almost every day the
newspapers contain well authenticated
accounts of women and men who took
part in, and have vivid recollection of,
the most noteworthy events of the last
century. The latest of these instances is
that Of Il woman who is only forty years
younger than the Patriarch Isaac was
when he died. This human relic of the
past, who celebrated her l40th birthday
some weeks ago. lives exclusively on
puiatoes and milk. She was at all times
Il strict teetotaler She is still lively,
brisk and cheerful, and can read without
spcctaClcs.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

On Oct. oh and 25d Nov. oh and 90
and Dec 4th and 18th the Wabash
Western Ry. will sell land excursion
tickets at the low rate Of one fare for the
round trip to the following points: Jack
son, Tenn. Aberdeen, Artcsa and Jack
son. Miss. Chronicle Ala; Hammond
Lake Charles, Jennings La. These tick
cts are good for 80 days from date Of
sale and allows the holder stop-Over privi
leges both going and returning Farmers
capitalists and others wishing to locate in
any of the Southern States will always
find it to their advantage to take the
popular and cheap Wabash Route.
For full information call on or address
W. G. Martin. T. p A.. Des MOines, Ia !;
L. NJ Martin. Gen,l 4 gent. Des Moines. Ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Never Received n Letter.

Warner Hurt. who resides few miles
north of Cumming. called at the post
office one day last week to purchase 10
cents worth of stamps, and remarked
that those were the first stamps he ever
bought, although he is now over seventy
six years old. He also stated that he had
never received or written letter He is
man of considerable property and has
over one hundred notes and accounts on
various parties, ammountinc in the aggre-
gate to several hundred dollars. Many
of them are out of date and not worth a
cent on the dollar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
A Parallel Case.

Boy. is that woman calling to your"
queried Fifth street pedestrian of a lad
of ten who sat on the curb "PrObably"
is she your MOTHER She says she is. ="
why don't you go in when she calls!'
Did you ever have the toothache?"
"Oh yes" Ever go to the dentist until
you had to?' No" Well this is a
parallel case" Il don't understand"
But do She's waiting to tan me. and
I'm putting it off in hopes that she'll for
get it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Harvest Excursions.

Once more the popular Wabash is at
the front with Harvest Excursion rates.
thus giving the farmers Of Iowa chance
to visit with their old friends and neigh
bors in Texas, Arkansas and Kansas and
inspect the bountlful crops which follow
the past favorable season Of sunshine and
showers. On Oct. 9th and 23d, tickets
will I've on sale to all points West. good
for 30 days. at the low rate of one fare tor
the round trip. Slop-Overs allowed west
of the Missouri river. For all infnrma-
ton call on or address w. G. Martin, 7.
p. Agent; l.. NJ. Martin, Com'l Agent,
Des MOineS Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

Most women naturally look forward to mat
rimony as their proper sphere In life. but they
should constantly bear in mind that fair,
rosy face, bright eyes, and healthy, we'll
developed form, are the best passports to a
happy marriage. All those wasting disorders,
weaknesses, "dragging-down' sensations, and
functional Irregularities peculiar to their sex,
have an unfalling specific In DR.. Plerce's
Favorite Prescription. 1t the only medicine
for women, sold by druggists, under a poSitire
guarantee from the manufacturers, that it
will give satisfaction in every case, or money
will be refunded. This guarantee has been
printed on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully
carried out for many years.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Slippery Water.

lisa this III n-waicr CO 10 wash
IMP" asked little El.h'.
"Do you llho Up" answered her
mother.
Yes. do. erie Tho little one; at
il so srf aud -mrn Il rhtiln face slloa
up in I'll nee go irsdaae.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
The Coming BoardIng.House.

Persona Landlord aud steward.
Have you tied up the buttcrY
1T is done, sir
and chained down the cheeseY
"Yes. SIR"
Are the imitation tomatoes on?"
They are, sir.
where is the wax fruitY
"On the sideboard
Then you can lead the chicken
through the soup, wave the ham bone
over the china eggs and serve up the
porcelain steak"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Yon sturdy oak whose branches wide
Boldly the storms and winds defy,
NOT lnnu 400 an annrn small

Lay dormant meath the summer sky.
Not unlike the thrifty oak in its germ, de-
velopment and growth. is consumption. But
even this mighty foe of mankind, positively
Yields to the wonderful curative properties OF
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery If taken
early. Don't be blind to your own interests
and think yours hopeless case. This re-
markable remedy has rescued thousands. OF
druggists
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
October 9th aud Odd.

The Minneapolis a. St Louis Ry.,
c'Albert Lea Route will sell upon above
named dates round trip excursion tickle is
Kansas, Texas, Mississippi Tcnncss ee,
Indian Territory AMI Eastern Colorado,
at rate of one fare for round trip. Tickets
good 30 days from date of sale. Stop
over granted in the territory to which
tickets are sold For information re-
garding rates, maps. etc, call on any
agent. or write to Z. A. Whitaker, G. 7.
& p. A., Minneapolis. Mimi
Women have been barred out ofthe Western
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

Tmportant.-All persons afflicted with rheu-
matism, neuralgia, sore throat, palms in the
back or limbs. sprains, bruises. etc. should
know that salvation Oil is what they need.
Price 25 cents.
'Delays have dangerous ends, /" the immortal
William doth declare. Have you a cold or
cough, hoarseness, or sore chest? Beware
Take DIR. Bulls cough Syrup: don't delay, and
all the cough and soreness will soon pass away.
Get 1t at once! You may be worse another
day. Price % cents
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
$1,000 ---.---------- f--------------------
Half Rate Excursions.

The first OF the series of Harvest Excursions
via. the Missouri Pacific Ry. and Iron Noun
tain Route to Kansas. Nebraska, Arkansas
and Texas left Aug. 2lst; others to fol-
low October 9th and 23d. Tickets will be
sold at one fare for the round trip with q
limit ofthirty days to return and ampe stop
over privileges.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

Tic slmrIc bal cHtciIvc fcmouIeS
which carried them IL green old age
ne How Reproduced ia Warmers Tip
Il, rnnor' aud Manners Log Cabin
,aisaI arilla and other I..g Cabin Rem
,iics
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
The Old Mans Mistake.

Mrs. Hendricks was entertaining some
ladies at select little j u clock tea, and
Bobby. who had been exceptionally well
behaved. was in high feather.
Ma" he said politely, as refreshments
were being served. may have some
tongue, please!''
There isn't any tongue Bobby
That's funny" commented BODY, Il
heard pa say there would be lots Of it,"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

4 chased silver hand glass, the rim set with
sixteen large fresh water pearls is considered
cheap at $500.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

A normal school with over 900 young lady
pupils is an institution of which no city OF
the land save Philadelphia can boast.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

The waltz has entered upon its 10lst season.
II would seem as il the waltz ought to be old
enough to be less giddY.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

An expensive but handsome novelty Is a
gold-handle pocket knife with emerald and
diamond setting
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

Two leashed dogs straining at a chain held
by a groom is peculiar pattern in silver
brooches
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

A hook and eye is an old but trustworthy
design now being offered in silver garter
buckles.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

We are credibly informed that the best base
ball coaches have Vaughn tongues.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

A cricket bat of red gold and finished of
with dainty silken tassei makes handsome
hnnk mari
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

The Car has started on two months tour
of Southern Russia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
-Four Harvest Excursions.

There should be new set of command
ments. All Of the old ones have been broken.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

but there is no other remedy for sick head
ache, dizziness, constipation, biliousness, or
to restore regular, healthy action to the
liver, stomach and bowels, equal to those re-
liable little pheasant Purgative Pellets" pre-.
pared by DR.. Pierce. OF druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04

A unique harpin tray is of Russian silver
washed in gold and ornamented with etching
of historical scenes
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-04
Farmers Land Excursions.

When a metre is out Of order it is probably
troubled with the gaS-triCk fever.