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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
WEAK AND NERVOUS WOMEN.
How Strength of Nerves and Health of
Body May Easily BE Obtained.

How Strength of Nerves and Health of
Body May Easily BE Obtained.
Women are great sufferers from nervous
ness, weakness, nervous prostration, and ex-
haustion. They droop and anguish under
household cares and work which never ends.
They retire tired and wake tired and unre-
fresned; they are worn out and exhausted in
nerve and vital power, and have no strength
or energy.
Fortunately-and il would almost seem
dispensation Of Divine Providence to over
worked humanity-there are medicines which
restore lost nerve forces rebuild the weakened
system and re-establish health, strength and
energy These medicines, which are purely
vegetable, have been combined into wonder
full remedy known as DR.. Greene's Nervura
Nerve Tonic, which is kept by all druggists at
81 per bottle. This truly wonderful remedy
Is without doubt the greatest discovery of the
century, and is the best streng thening and in
vgorating remedy ever known.
For nervous and physical exhaustion, weak,
tired and languid feelings, with no power or
ambition for exertion, 1t Is sovereign remedy
and absolutely certain cure. In cases OF sleep
lessness and nervous irritability its use will DO
followed by calm repose and natural, refresh
ing sleep. For nervousness, nervous debility,
exhausted vitality, dependency and depres-
sion OF the mind 1t is perfect specific. For
malaria, neuralgia, rheumatism, paralysis,
numbness, trembling and insanity 1T Is the
only positive and recognized remedy. ltnevcr
fails to cure nervous and sick headache, weak
ness and pain in the back and side, palpitaton
of the heart, apoplexy, epileptic fits, hysteria,
St Nltus' dance, dyspepsia, Indigestion, loss
of appetite, constipation, biliousness, kidney
and liver diseases.
Other medicines may be offered by drug
gists, but do not be persuaded TO try uncer-
tainties, when by the use OF this wonderful
remedy you can certainly be cured. Should
your druggist not have DIR. Greene's Nervurs
Nerve fonic, he will get il for you If you insist
upon having it Dr. Greene, it's discoverer, is
the great specialist in the cure Of nervous and
chronic diseases, and he may be consulted by
those using this remedy, or by any sufferer
from disease, free Of charge, at his Office 80
West 14th St, New York, personally or by
letter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
How to Train a Canary.

Set the cage on q table near whore you
wish TO sit; after little conference with
the bird, introduce finger between the
wires near the favorite perch, hold
ing it there patiently, yourself oo-
cupied with book or paper the
while. Presently, as it shows no DISPOSE
ton to harm him, he cautiously goes mp to
examine it. Then he picks to ascertain its
quality, maybe he fights it. That is we'll;
he no longer fears it. Pay him with lit
tie bird food put him away. Next day try
him again. He may go farther and light
on it, or he may be several days getting
thus familiar. Bepatient. Once this step
is attained, vary the programme by intro,
ducing the finger in other spots. lie Will
soon light on it at any point or angle.
Then try the door, at first thrusting the
finger under it, next time fasten 1t open,
blockading egress with the rest of the
hand an one finger extends within. When
he perches on it, draw him forth little;
next time tempt him to perch outside lit
tie, and 80 on. In short time you have
but TO open the cage door, uplift finger,
and he is sure to fly forit; and he may thus
be called to any part of the room to rest
on the familiar perch.-Our Dumb Ana
o0oIo
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
How TO Reduce Your Expenses.

You can do it easily, and you will not have
to deprive yourself of a single comfort; on
the contrary, you will enjoy life more than
ever How can you accomplish this result?
Easily; cut down your doctors bills When
you lose your appetite, and become bilious
and constipated and therefore low-spirited,
don't rush off to the family physician for a
prescription or, on the other hand, wait until
you are sick abed before doing anything at
all; but just go to the druggists and for TWEEN
ty-five cents get supply of DR.. Pierce's
rected, and our word for it, your unpleasant
symptoms will disappear as if by magic You
will have no big doctors bill to pay, and
everybody interested Except the DOCTOR will
feel happy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
She Couldn't Understand IL.

since the last time saw your" asked one lady
of another when they met on the street the
other day; Il can't understand it. Then you
were pale, haggard, and ow-spirited, and
remeni Der you said that you hardly cared
whether you lived or died To-day You look
ever 30 much younger, and 1t is very evident
from your beaming face that your low spirits
have taken flight" @Yes, indeed" was tho
reply; "and shall tell you what drove them
away 1t was DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. / was a martyr to functional derange-
ment until began taking the Prescription. ,
Now am as we'll as ever was in my life. No
woman who suffers as i did, ought to let an
hour pass before procuring this wonderful
remedy"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
To Cheyenne via the c., Ii. & q. II. X.

BY recent extension of the Burlington
Route, new, direct and first-class line is
now opened to the public from Chicago,
Peoria and st Louis to Cheyenne, Wyom ng
Territory. Trains, from he points men
toned for the entire distance to Cheyenne
are under Burlington Route management,
the Burlington being the only line with it's
own track between Chicago, Peoria or St
Louis and Cheyenne. "The Burlington's
Number Ode" of the Burlington Route fast
train service, which leaves Chicago for Den
yer via Omaha at noon daily, carries through
sleeping cars from Chicago for Cheyenne.
This through sleeping car arrives at Chcy-
enne at midnight of the second day after
leaving Chicago, but passengers are allowed
to remain in It until breakfast time. The
train carrying the Cheyenne sleeper connects
with C., B. & Q. daily trains leaving Peoria in
the afternoon and St Louis in the morning.
Note that the Burlington Route is the only
line running sleeping cars from Chicago to
Cheyenne wi hout change, and see that your
ticket to Cheyenne reads via the c., Ii. x @.
r. r. 1t can be obtained of any coupon
ticket agent of its own or connecting lines, or
10y addressing PAUL MORTON, General Passen-
ger and Ticket Agent G., b. 4 O. X r., Chi
cago, IL
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
A Michigan Central Railroad Empl0ye
Wins His Case After Seven Years.
Contest
ALBION. Mich, Dec. 20, 1887

ALBION, Mich, Dec. %, 1851
While employed as agent Of the Michigan
Central Railroad Company at Augusta, Mich :,
about seven years ago, my kidneys became
diseased, and l have been a great sufferer
ever since. Have consulted the leading ply
scans Of this city and Ann Arbor and all
pronounced my case Brights disease. After
taking every highly recommended remedy
that 1 Ia knowledge OF, to no purpose, and
while suffering under very severe attack in
October last, began taking Hlbbsrd's Rheu-
mstic Syrup aud am to-day well man. 1t
affords me pleasure to render suffering HUI
mainly any good that 1 can, and in speaking
of the remedy, al ow me to say that think it
the greatest medicine in the world
E LARZILERE, Agent NJ. c. T. II.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
The Teeth.

Millions of dollars are spent yearly
upon dentifrices. They lead to the
spending of millions more upon dent
lists. A large percentage OF this vast
outlay is unavoidable. The remain der
could be saved if mankind, after reach
ing the age of reason and its last teeth,
would not persist in continuing fresh.
Common table salt is al that is needed.
There is no manufactured tooth pow
der more harmless. There is none so
simple and efficacious. 1t will actually
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

"YoUNG man" he said, as he followed
him out on the steps last evening, Il want
TO have talk with you. You have been
sparkling my daughter" ayes, sir. "You
think you love her?" II know l do" "And
YOU would fain bear her off TO some wood
bine cottage?" THAT is what 1 would
fainest, sir" "Ah-um! What's your sal
ary?" Ten dollars week, sir" "Jess So;
take her. was afraid you couldn't support
us all on your wages; but it's all right
Hurry up things and get into the family in
time TO pay the next months rent. You
don't know what a relief it will be to us old
folks to have some ono to support u.s."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
A Prize of 100000

Is a good thing to get, and the man who wins
it by superior skill, or by an unexpected turn
Of Fortunes wheel, is to be congratulated.
But he who escapes from the clutches of that
dread monster, Consumption, and wins back
health aud happiness, is far more fortunate.
The chances of winning 100000 are small,
but every consumptive may De alb olutely sure
of recovery, if he takes DR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery in time For all scrofulous
diseases consumption is one OF them), 1t Is
an unfailng remedy All druggists
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

retard decay after we have fled off the
enamel by using FOOLS tooth-pick.
which is quill, instead Of silver of
soft wood or, better still, thread
NelU York Times.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

trough ON RATS" for rats, mice, bugs. 15c.
"RoUGH ON CATARRH" Only absolute cure. SOC.
@RoUGH ON toRNs" Hard or soft corns. 15c
SRoUGH ON TooTHACHE" Ins tant relief. 15c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

ROUGH ON PILES Quick, complete cure SOC.
BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Remedy. ST.
WELLS HEALTH REVIEWER for weak men
WELLS HAIR BALSAM. II gray. gradually
restores color; elegant tonic dressing. SOC.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
For Ricketts,, Marasmus, and Wasting Dis
orders of Children.

Scotts Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oh with
Hypophosphites is unequaled. The rapidity
with which children gain flesh and strength
upon it is very wonderful Read the follow
ing: Il have used Scott's Emulsion in cases of
Ricketts, and Marasmus of long standing, aud
have been more than pleased with the results,
as in every case the Improvement was
marked "-J. NJ MAIN, NJ. d., New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
s CT TIC A..


mlsery-It il instructive to note from the
catalogue of diseases that nine-tenths of
fatal cases reach their chronic stage through
a stupid indifference to a correct treatment
when the system is first assailed. 1t is easily
shown that thousands of lives could be saved
NERVOUS PAINS.
Torture.-For instance: SCIATIcA, which so
sorely affiicts the human family, and which
is defined to be neuralgia of the sciatic
nerve, rheumatism of the hip-joint or parts
edjoining it, hip govt, pains in the loins and
hips, even in its nidest form never seizes
its prey without due warning.
SYMPTOMS.
ACute.-Sudden and acute pains in the hip
and loins; redness, swelling, tenderness,
soreness, fever, lameness and sometimes ex-
cruciating pains. The disease rapidly devel-
ops into chronic or infammatory stage.
TREATMENT.
Cure.-R1b the parts affected thoroughly and
vigorously with ST.. JACOBS on create a
burning sensation by the friction of rubbing
on the Oil apply warmth; tiannels wrung
out in hot water.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkles
or ageing OF tn, skin by using LEAURELLE On.
the features A transparent alabaster skin, 81.
Druggists or exp. 4. s. Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

THEY are preparing for war in the oil
regions. At least, they are drilling con-
stantly.-Teras SgtlHgS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
Consumption Surely Cured.

To the Editor please inform your readers
that have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured. 1
shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
FREE to any OF your readers who have consump-
tiou If they will send me their Express and
p o. address. Respectfully,
T. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c.. 151 Pearl St.. n. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

The Throat. -" Brown'S bronchial
Troches" act directly on the organs of the
voice. They have an extraordinary effect In
all disorders OF the throat
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

THE first historical mention of soap
occurs in Pliny and Galen, the former
attributing its invention to the Gauls.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

AFTER a man agrees to swap off his
fame for piece of court plaster, he is
considerably stuck on himself. Oil CITY
J}I;,,ord
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

The easiest way to find outa girls age is
to ask some other girl.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

THE thing that woman always knows
best is how some other woman ought to
dress. -Somerpilie journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

The rent we make in borrowed UNI
brella looks twice as big as it really is.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

trough ON ITCH" Ointment cures Skin HUI
mors, Pimplea, Flesh Worms, Ring Worm, letter,
Salt Rheum, Frosted Feet Chilblains, Itch, Ivy
Poison, BARRIERS Itch, Scald Head, Eczema SOC.
Druggists or mail. L. s. Wells Jersey City, NJ.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

ADAKoTA editor got mad at the Post
master for calling his paper second class
matter. "-Chicago Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
TREATMENT

Sold by Druggists and Dealers Eperytchere.
The CHARLES A. VoGsLER CO.. Baltimore. Md.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15

to Soldiers .r and nd Heirs L. BIN6
LTNTION THIS PAPER WHITING ADvERrIskKs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-15
s; 40 q L;Iil

EOiD Is worth 8 90 per pound, Pettits Eye Salve
" 3 00l, but is sold at IS cents "A box by dealers.
MENTION THIS PAPER ApvsarIsxRA.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
A Curious Lightning Stroke.
Atlantic Constitution.

The Iiahtniny's freaks have been
strangely illustrated in Burke county
where the fluid struck one OF the cab
ms on McMaster's place. The house,
small, one room cabin, was occl,-
pied by an entire family OF seven. The
house was struck upon the cone, the
current running along the edge of the
roof for several f"et. thence to the
inside, where it ran down the studding,
which was about six inches in diane.
ter. tearing it into splinters, this
within two feet of the head of a bed
occupied by two children. These
were not even shocked, but the light.
ming flashed across the six feet inter.
venlns between the other bed occupied
by the mother and three children,
setting the bedclothiny on fire and
severely burning three Of the children,
but the mother WAS left unframed,
Thence the current ran into u chest
under the bed, setting fire to the
clothing in it. The eldest boy, 13
years of age. hasn't the smallest
vestige OF skin left on his back from
his neck down, and is perfectly raw,
while the next, q boy OF some 5 years
old, has the skin burned off from the
small OF his back to his heels, and his
hand is terribly burned. The third n
baby,2 years old, has the skin burned
oil from the hips down.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
A Wonder in Industry.

Some faint idea OF the enormous
proportions to which the canning in.
dustry has grown, is given by this
clipping from The Commercial Enguir.
er OF New York:
"A nun who conveys the impression
that he knows what he is talking
about, estimates that the packers OF
food in this country use in their bust.
ness some 200, 100000 cans annu.
ally. A box OF tin plates weighing
from los to ll2 pounds provides
about s cases of cans. A case con.
tains one dozen three pound cans, on
two dozen one pound cans There.
lore. according to his figuring a box OF
tin will make something like 100 Jeans,
so that it requires something like l o..
900, 900 boxes OF tin plate to make
he cans used yearly. The weight OF
the metal alone is about 10000, 900
pounds, and the cost, our Informant
tells us. is in the neighborhood ofSl5.
600, 1000"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
Collision with a Hairpin.

"NIarchy weather." remarked old
Mr.. Rottle, as he seated himself Mt
the breakfast table and examined his
napkin to see whether he recognized
the stains.
1t was one OF those rare mornings
when all the boarders had come down
early to breakfast-an incident, the
Landlady remarked, which restored
her Pickering faith in human nature.
|. No one answered old Mr.. Rottle's
remark. He took the conversational
trick, as it were, and everybody waited
for his second lead.
The Bank Clerk was bending Ill his
faculties to decide whether the egy he
had Just opened was genuine or a
counterfeit, and the Younger OF the
Two Maiden Ladies, who dlslike,l con
densed milk in her coffee, was watch.
ing for an opportunity to appropriate
unnoticed Il goodly share OF all the
natural articles on the table.
AS for the Young Lady Boarder,
she was busy with tho marriage no.
tices i'll the mornn. papers, and OF
course could not be expected to an.
swer. Old Mr.. Rottle finished his
: oatmeal, and finding that he had left
his spectacles up stairs gave up at
tempting to read the paper.
Thanks, Mrs. Codhooker." he saitl
aifably, addressing the Landlady,
you may give me a bit OF hash this
morning. The fact is" added the old
gentleman to the table generally, 81
find it delightful to be in q really
homelike boarding. house. where cal,
feel that thefoo is trustworthy, and
am not continually tortured by the
profound conviction that every article
OF food eat Is composed of alien sub.
stances.
81 remember" hecontinued gcnially,
when l was at college years ago, We
boarded in commons, and YOU never
could tell just what you ate. The
food was fearfully and wonderfully
made. One day my chum. who was
sitting next to me eating apple pie as
calmly as you please, ali at once
struck stratum OF unmlstakable
kerosene in that pie, real coal oil,
mixed with the pie crust, and ap--'
Old Mr.. Rottle suddenly stopped
his "reminiscences. He was on his last
mouthful OF hash. and there seemed to
have been a collision OF some sort.
With an agonized expression OH his
face, he slowly produced q piece OF
bent wire. There was no room for
doubt. Even the landlady had to al.
nit it. 1t was a hairpin.
There was q pause before old Mr..
Rottle gathered strength to speak, and
then he spoke III tones OF deepest sor-
row as of one whose confidence is
shattered:
"Mrs. Codhooker, / did not expect
this OF you. If were young and my
eyesight sound, shouldn't mind, but
o. me. an old man. and my spcctacles
upstairs-it's cruel"
The landlady, in q Mortified stat c
murmured that 1T was amistakc. But
somehow the excuse didn't seem very
fitting, and the Kerosene pie episode
remained unfinised. Old MIR. Rottln
sat in silence shipping his coffee in a
suspicious manner, and the Bank
Clerk remarked to the landlady that
perhaps he had better take another
egg Z" ~ 80 safe side.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
olxmplan Snorta
Tho number OF the different kinds o

The number OF the different kinds Of
ames. including those Tor boys,
amounted eventually to no less than
II. At Olympia the foot race or sta.
dium-the race in which Corebus was
the first victor, ct tia institution Of
tho Festival by King Iphitus-appears
to have been the earliest, and for
some years to have continued to DO
the only contest. From it and from
its victor was derived the Greek com.
putation OF time, in quadriennial
periods called Olympiads, and (mar.
velous to say it continued to form
the basis Of the National Calendar
till AID. 1894, the sixteenth year of
the Roman Emperor Theodosius.
that is for nearly 1900 years; and
during all that length OF time not
only were thegames regularly kept up,
but the successful competitor con.
tinued to give his name to the quad
riennial. Moreover. the foot race
supplied to Greece not only the meas.
llre OF time, but the measure Of space.
The course called stadium was equal
to the eighth OF q mile, and all dist an.
ces among the Greeks were measured
by stadia, as they are now measured
by miles.
But if the foot race at Olympia was
the earliest Of the sports and in one
respect at least was attended with
the greatest fame, there can be little
doubt that the chariot race was, upon
the whole, the most attractive and
the most exciting, and, on some occa.
sions. exciting to very painful de-
gree. For instance, We learn from the
Fifth Pythian Ode, written in honor
OF the chariot victory of Arcesilaus
King OF Cyrene in Africa, that not
fewer than 40 chariots engaged in the
contest came to grief. 1t appears,
also. from the same and other odes,
that the owner of the equipage, who
was very rarely his own charioteer,
carried of much the greater share il
not the whole OF the glory OF success,
though his sole merit consisted, like
the merit of our mobiles and lairds
upon the turf, IN bearing all the ex-
penses connected with the race, in the
encouragement which he gave to the
sport, and in the honor which by his
victory he won for his city or native
land. No builder OF a chariot is men.
toned by Pindar; no Jockey; one sue
cessfuI horse, and only one named
Pherenicus (Ol. j. and Pyth, iii.)-The
National Review.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
An Exhibition of Vanity.

The most slarins exhibition of hu.
man vanity that ever saw was a
young man as he stood admiring the
reflection OF his well dressed figure in
the glass of q hearse. The hearse stood
III front OF ;ln undertaking establish
ment, and. being heavily draped on
the inside, it made first rate mirror.
There he stood for several minutes
adjusting his necktie and turning his
head in an admirine way from side to
side, as unconccrned as If he had been
standing in front OF a pier glass instead
OF Il carriage for the dead. And this
wasn't all. There was q casket in the
hearse, and his face WAS really reflect.
I'D in one side of it.-BuHalo News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01
Symptoms of Coffee Poison
ing,

Chronic poisoning by coffee has been
studied by Guelliot, OF Reins, who
finds it among well to do overfed in
dividuals, while tea poisoning occurs
i'll hard worked and half starved
women. The symptoms OF coffee poi.
soning are want of appetite. sleepless-
ness and nervous tremblings, with va
rious Indications OF indigestion and
torpor OF liver. Tea poisoning re.
quires rest and nourishment; but the
victim OF coffee excess usually needs to
unload hi, system by exercise ON q low
diet.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-01

Capt. p. Il. Woo,llin, of Salem,
Mass, has qualified as one OF the ex-
ecutors of the estate OF the late Har-
rison Phmbns, the celebrated hotel
keeper OF Old Point Comfort. The
bond was placed at 100000. Each
executor is required to be property
owner in Virginia.