The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-03-01
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pays TIE doctors e,ii
.-Thsrs u mAs 10 Ksusrs CITY sb0, u
/, ss,8. nAu eat pisfay eggs Of meal
Thn mast 10 toe isilos lbe bers are lay
las Ior
He tas refy lsls boar With deep
,xpstrnrs4j Hos csn leave thee she
Really. Nv. Slayer cant iell you ]
vi,h | oouli
"A MAJ sonsiines parts bis nane 10
he ms3dle for tapbaay Gnd beauty Even
Jseol baa sooa Effect 90 card uheu
rlaaed ~ J Cob Smith.
Ooe Esy smlle snd .Gile and be
rsllaia siill Bat there il DO need Of be-
iae ft.ghtcped over il when ssillsin -
snll h. ~ ~ rsb,. Let him Keep stu
Parsis are fashionable pets 10 Pbils
dslpGis OBs young ~o'nao has a parcel
named "Duae," who gentl saiu,es emen
visitors by shouting ont, Hello ebappis
Old gentleman ealing down the
ala, Clara. didhi ! bear that youee
mao 10 Ius, nov Daughter Yes, papa
you heard hia 10 10 the cellar for mor'
coal
sbes hfaf ihai Yen have lost your
valuable hiils das Mr. Sissy. He-iaas
b. atailf "a accident vks saved, but
the dawg 49, killed She lshocked) -
WAT riiy
rha clergyman who is violently op
po. - mtn wofliag Sunday, looks
,bieu. b the rapefs Monday and feels
sors ID sussOasly 20 nied IL bis sermon
IL no, rsslesed
did Il rails y exclaimed the west
err % 20 IN the c4utsc II q thrilling recital
Of tosder Ills Say, 1t rained 20 bard
thai afternoon ga, the wa,er stood three
feet high 90 siaut roof
rherr is aao,ber fashionable ins,itu.
iioU taat should be sat on, said the lee
tufrr 90 hygiene. "aud that is the hustle,
and every lady 10 the audience gave ven.
TO at audible litter.
Customer % coal DEALER: want to
pe, ton Of coal Dealer Yes, sir; what
sizey Customer iiimidly) Well, II il
isn't asking too mucir sir would like a
two thousand pound ton.
Husband igroaniugl The rheuma-
tism 10 my leg is coming on again, Wife
with sympathy oh, ! am so sorry,
John. wanted TO do some shopping to-
day, aud that is a sure sign OF rain.
Omaha girl. Why is it, doctor, that
some men who never enter saloon have
red noses Is ii constitutional Doctor
Perfectly. The Constitution gives ey-
cry man a rish, to buy what he pleases a,
drug store.
The New York Assembly has adjourn
ed because il feared that the ceiling Of
the state capitol at Albany would fall aud
crush its mem ef. The man who built
il will nov b. overwhelmed with applica-
tious from other states.
"A work on etiquette says; "a gen
teel carver always sits when he csrves,
Perhaps he does; but il is pretty certain
iha, he yearufully yesrns to put one foot
on the table and the other on the bird
while struggling with the fowl.
Two Mormon wives (speaking to-
pether) Husband, what 10 the world
has kept you out so late 2" Mormon
husband 81 have just been proposing Il
few Of Elder Jones daughters. tel
you, that little Kiltie Jones is daisy.
'George, didn't know You we're GO
los away on a hunt" IL haven't thought
Of going, Naomi Why :" II inferred
from q remark papa made this morning
that you we're" "what did be say 2
HE said yen we're loaded for bears lss
night
Christian Scientist: Have you eyei
tried the faith enre for your rheumatism
Pa,ient--Yes, I'm trying it now. I've g.
10 my poke, the left bind foot OF grave
yard rabbit that was killed IN the dark {
the moon, aud I'm blamed il don't thinl
its helping me.
Il heard good story the other day oi
freshman 10 one OF our New England col
leges. Ga being asked by his professo
by whom aud on what occasion the tern
"Enreka" ~as tirst used, he replied ''B,
Deuaosthenes. when he sat down on th
piu ior which he was hunting.
-"Ma," said the smart boy OF Weldel
street, "shy is dentist like drawing
room car ?" "Dont be silly, child. lu
tell me quick Qaoih the lad, "Becsu5
he is Pail man Then that mothe
left the room, wagner head 10 as'onIsh
meni over that boys attachments.
Bert was IL years old. He cam
home from Sunday school one day. an
saii he bal taught class Of little boys
W hst ittHefANNh y 1h y" wv eHNa 'A'"e
asked his mother ooh. got along firsl
rate. They began 70 eiess. and iol
them il they dijnt quit, sould lick ~
cry Que Of them vhea sanday school Va
ou, The superintendent .a'i II was ID
siillest class there uas
-Jasties q he Praee Had yoi eva
cav thi, mn hsfore 2" Witness yes.
.'Had b. cause beigre you bad went
NO IL them your eggs -ha, you "a
va stole s. Yes "Wouii you ha,
recosti IL a then, before they vas hrun
her n ~. Iwould have knosed ilel
snysherr. Speak grammsiic. yonu
msn Il sit't pfvpsf 10 sty have kp2wss
yoE sso1lA say have kaes