The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1888-02-25

ain my mind"
"Where next p
at printing Office, adjourning reg
ular post Of drummers.'
allow wero you preparedy'
"By being divested of my last cent,
my cheek rubbed down with brick,
bunion plaster over each eye, and a
heavy sample case in each hand.-ln
this fix | was conducted to the door of
the post.'
"IIow did you know II was door,
being blindr
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and afterwards humping my head
against the door knob
allow gained you admlssionr
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"IIad you the required eheekY'
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"llow were you receivedr
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to my natural trousers
"What did this teach your
"Not to fool around too much.n
"What happened nextr
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and asked II put my trust in morcan-
tile reports
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"Not If | know myself | don't.'
"llow was you next handled p
Il was put straddle of u goat, made
2x4, and trottcd nine times around the
room by four worthy brothers, and
then brought In front OF the left bower
for further Instructions.
"IIow did he instruct your
"To approach a customer In three
upright regular steps with my business
card extended at right angles, my arms
forming perfect square"
GLOW was you then disposed OFF
81 was again seated on n cake of
ice in front of Il dry goods box and
made to take the following horrible
and binding oath:
|, Charles 5. Robinson, do hereon
and herein most everlastingly and
diabolically swear by the Great Bob
Tail Flush, that ! will never reveal
and always steal all the trade secrests
! can for the use and benefit of tins
most August Order. And | further
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