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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

A. d. Perkins of Mansfield, De-
pot, Conn.,, well know to our citizens
as the wood sawyer for the New
London Northern and c. v. R., is
in town.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

BAPTIST CBURcH-Rev. O. p. Fuller, pas
Tor. Services every Sabbath at usual hours.
NE. CHURcH-Rev. w. II. Wight, pastor
Services at usual hours, every Sabbath.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
| BLISS'S,
(BLUE FRONT,)
Az Main Street BrattlebOrO

Is the only place in town where you
lean get a first class warm dinner for 2;
cents, or large bowl ofthe bestoysters
land a cup of tea or coffee for 25 cents
Meals cooked to order at any time for 8
small sum of money. Lunches from
cents up. Lodging rooms from Is cent:
up. Satisfaction, or no charge.
GEORGE A. BLISS,
Brattleboro, VT.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

We cordially recommend THE YANKgl
BLADE to our readers as pure q2g az rsr,,
toned family story Paper, = one ~, ,,r;os
best. Atta,aoh is regular sp,'' ap''0' - -
Is $40 tof cW agree tcsena u an eHt'1e
penr ~ am reader OF dis paper on receipt
Of 500 a this Office.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

Dixey as "Adonis"-at Brattle-
boro, Wednesday eve, May 23d. Big
Burlesque company of so Artists.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

Dixey as 'Adonis"-at Brattle.
boro, Wednesday eve, May 23d. Big
Burlesque company of so Artists.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

Post ofice--H. W. Goddard, r. M. Mails
close at 80 a. M; arrive at 8 and sa5 p. m.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

All the best drug stores sell Colburn's
Hop Compound. Pints so cents.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

Telegraph ofices at depot. Telephone Office
At Smiths Drug Store.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
RAWSONvILLE.

All dealers sell Colburns Hop Com
pound, spring tonic. Pints 80 cents.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
READ THIS TWICE.

THERE Is GREAT SAVING of time, of labor,
of soap, of fuel, and of the fabric, where Dob
bins Electric Soaps used according to directions
ONE TRIAL will demonstrate its great merit.
1t will pay you to make that trial
Like all BEST THINGS, it is extensively imi-
tated and counterfeited.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

QUINNIPIAC PHOSPHATE-The best
: in the market-now on hand, and can be
had any day. Call on F. H. Howard,
Agent, at the Livery Stable, So. London,
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

DIR. p. S. LOOMS will be at the
hotel, May %, for a few days.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
A PARODY.

wherein the bearing Of the application is
purely local.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

We are having good deal of sick
ness about town-measles, fevers,
pneumonia, occasionally case Of
diptheria and now pink eye has struck
us. What next?
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17
10 NOT FAIL 10 go 10
s, TERRIIL 4 SONS,

I s. TERRILL 4 SONS,
RUTLAND, VT. when in want OF a Carriage
Wagon of any kind
You can always find large assortment Oh
TEAM & FARM WAGONS
3band, both with and without self-aeiing brake,
4 which every one saws il the best wagon In
4 country. We also have a fine line of
HUGHES & CARRIAGE
ofsery description, equal in style and finish to
best city make We build our own WORK
n guarantee satisfaction.
SAMUEL TERR1LL & SON
former West L Wales ST., RUTLAND, w.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1888-05-17

rprcrIr--nI-O ORR.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
Narrow Escape from Bees.

a zu8er Who / Al expert IA the cui-
t1re q bee= declares that tbey are tie
sls1s. iEleresting q erez1zres. and thz-
th=ir czteRess l. woD5erfuL Like Al
ETins erestn-s- the ~ has a natural en-
envy n this ez-e Il r the uoth usiiler.
whseb soenefinses iris-s the sxarsrss -.
DESPERATION and frenzy Tben L Is that
The ~z-y keep Al > safe distance fsez1 the
hives This particular be owner onc-
sz~ a peculiar instance q the teezf IA
tFsSl q hack objects. Il l-sczDe neesszr-
n saule ~sE - resrrznre suznes hing b.
loazIRz % she hive. xfsen, Ike haSa q
farses. the snr-se1 inmates heE ouf 81
Hzss And zsszeked The dissz.rAerof der
E-ez1e- e1irk - rhonzht the zraser's
Eii- rzn znd tArex ker uhise sTroa oEer
fbs hust4nd's bead. xhereupos the bess
did net aiizhs On kin- bss iz-se.d srt.cks-
e3lso innocsnz blsek hens who hzpren-
I'd nezr b. and sang them % dezfh.-
Bs4soa Fsr
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11


Never 70 u bed with cold q damp
feet
NereL lean with TIE tack uPon any
Thing that j. e9ld
Never beein 3 joumey unh breakf.st
has hesu eater
Never take warm drinks and tAea in
uls-lafely - est into the cold
Afier exercise q suy kind never rsa
il sn epen e4rriase OF near the zindoE
af 5 ezr f7r moment Il L ds1seras so
health- CT eEsr life
Never Ont regular bathing. ssr. unless
the skin : II regular eonSIrion. TIE cold
Wiz eia=e The pores and favor uanression
o. other diseases.
When bears speak a. listis n p.ossi-
BE unf5l the h1a-ssn=ss j. reesverel f-o,a
el-e the vase nay ~ permanently los.
Or di1Heuls5=s Sc the ttl-oa1 my Be pro
duoeL
Merely Rsrui the back By TIE fire, ard
uerer nou6n1e keeping The back ezpos-
- - iil@ heal 1Iter y has lses,0Hse cs-l-
flr1ztly wzrn. To 81 otherEiss r sietsil-
ii4tia--
eTsr sand s-il In cpid Eeather. esT-s-
eislly after having tak=n q siighI dez-se
q exercise. and always avoid staining
On The Ice Or srew where a person : *
E.a-z3 % the oCad Wind-
whea -oiag from uzrln atmosphere
iuto a cooler alie, keep the uouth aia8asz
closed, - that the ar saay * Ezr1aei By
- F,lssaze th-z-h fb= nose ere II r-arl-
= Ehe iulss-
Keep the h1ack- especially between fhe
shoulder blades. Eel eo-ered 2lzo. The
ehest H.elI Is-te11eL In sleeping il :
c8li rpon establish the haiiit 4 b-s4th-
ing thraa-h the no=e. aad never Eith The
oren mouth.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
He Touched aTender Spot

They weEe os11 sleirh-riding together
sad their thoughts and conversion
turned on sIse saijer9 xhich usually ar
tates the minds 0f yozRg people Under
those circumstances ~eseozge- she mr.
nauned- win you always love ne p
Yes. indeed Sillr b. replie5. even
after aeire married And will voa al
ways retain year present feelings f0xzr5
me- Always. freorse- An. there
are - raznv things that might happen
wh5rh wo1ld make your affection ls-ss
wzTza- SglEpase shoald meet zifh so,ae
see5denf-one which xo1ld leave me d.
fg1re3 for If = 1T xould never make
TIE sIgarese difference -Bas sgppose !
should meef zIih a rzilroed sccident
which. being i trzTeiInz 1lan- ] an very
likely to DO and lo=e leg Or an arm
would An zrEn, George, AZ arm
CO, assreS- * u tax q soueshinz
else And 6sorse irepFai the subject
and proceeded 10 ds1aoastrzse that up 70
d4ie hss arms Eere 5.ss1 a. good as any .
he FUND
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
VOL. XXXV1. NO. 81.
THE LAST KISS

iuf ne ..slf-zrs-zen T.-szz
Naiie t.8e Fsea issy f-zil.,d II r1r haof
writs= sss- sad wa-sls =. rrEnyl.-fe Il.
Naaa -esa II. n ~s.o'd 4 szse-z4na-
Baz tie li-zss t4-s sess, ers TIE slAsrraF.
And she tzizE- szasthsres le1s-sl n tie t2Il,
Ard ne ss-is-lsF issg ~ he zlcnce-
c-y ~ z ne osera A.
= s1sise- Il z7,-zhzzrs srss arykCz
Tee .ezf-ssss-s lsras5 x ny ssle.as-
z-I1-r AoE A. a-e .s5rt1 ssr z--szz-z.
A -al-y t-sks - q nsE trs&sD-
4 lIEsi@ iasais.ziTs Ess-x-
NJ sxa Elfzse E1rl xi1E he raid
Gfths s1a 4 asz ase,r. sid 1be sse~y
Rlae sses q she tAi-ses Il I'D
-Tlrzs NE scar li-sle gin thx. ]. s,-slasa--
-Fwwzs i q s7earns Ike tsss
$50. 4Aea slie k1les ] vas sasy.
p ogsBe s1zsr.ag IN sssr ks-s.
CssEnt rousy'isae up lrueE he- 1noahsr
And eiz2orne sberr Ai rsE knse
FE oae Hr-is kis< fe- III d0lly
And e1e li-le zEseE ier aneT
God FSsr the lssss<1 5fss; rsIe5sss1 ees
And zise eslz EErsz zsssi snrnssi l,sr away
And t4ks FRA lbe li.= z1ls- .selsissi he=
7t-is kzssa-ss=s s,-zse- u to-szy
Take Led t-osa zay nse-l'-= ssreTsr
Thai Tis.-ui sob q de-ziSir.
And ne pz1ser zzss zsp e t2e lirfis hsrs fs,es
And tbe oas lasrCl1g ery % -isc star
pz1 by fAe As,f-z-5r1en eoezz-
Nhii- The r-an SlIlg I-ziiz1 II ~ szod-
H1ziss e.. --ss5 ! sosss 70 aorslsasss Z
N1a'1 -s.s1 r. - sao . al1s-Sazz1
Esss ~ lz1-is sss-s 80 * isss ,zzlrNeF.
AID Ne ee-seass= -ssp n Ia slsses.
CrF ~ = se g7s- 4 A.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
81 the People and for the Peo-
pie.

c Z 2. has heard the originality q
I1ncoln's Aacus PhrzSe -of the people.
b the peoq,e, and f0r the pesYle- called
Il g1s.ssion, and he ssksthe 6osssP D en-
ii.-hten him
This phra-a. ~ svery one knoEs. oc-
czrs II Abraham LiDcoln's a5d-zzs a fle
d=5icazi1a offbs Nationaf so5diers' Cen
eserT n GeftysbHrg on N5v- la. Iss3-
ne f1lloxinz tex1 ofth sentence / A.
f91ows; @weh have highly resolved ihz1
TIE dead snaE have nut 5iszl n rsiu.
tta. tils Sa-ion shall. under God. have
q rev 5irfh q freedom. and nat the
zoTerumsuf of the peopie- BY ihs r@'pie-
and fur the people shall not perish fr11a
the Earth" TIE phase wzs raf original.
hHf a 4u0tati0n. co1s,5o1s or 1aoaE-cio1s.
from Theodore Parker. In an addr-S 70
TIE Aufi-S.aVery sseiefy Nay Is. Isl
printed IN -Additiouzl speecbss.- vol
a. page .. the great aioiIrioniss spoke
81 demoeraey - = zoTernment = AT he
people, by al the qaople. and for al rh~
pope A ssly wbo 4zs q member &
hss househoid fer many yesrs say= thai
1his ahrase, tbO1gh the rsszlf q long AMI
earstli hafnHerinz a. . EaTori1e fbo.l.ilt.
even YET fa5iea = SATISFY him III -
NJ, she say=. gEise POINTED sl9azh fs-
the ze4pon be nes-is-i - IL - atfen in
sritieisiaz the S4si0nsi acton. 10 p5srce
AID E-znetrz;e the mind q h=arsr zrld
reader with the j1sf hlea 4 6ssno-rry.
--c1ring i there by T1zel ife-atioa arli
can diSti1-fiy recall ms j5yfsl Is-0k
Whs1 he zffsrEar3 raj i - ne IN h.
litrzry co1iens-i into TINS se=n- sOf
tbe peopie. BY the people. f.r The rsso-
p.e.~ Bu1 even PSrkeT sas not original
A. early A. lss9 Daniel Sef,S,ar hsI
s--i ihese Eorss N p1fiic sE.ech-
The Fs-o,se's government. ulsie for The
F.eepae usssie BY the people, and ansser-
shle 70 the peo7.le-- Ant here = ho~
he sane 5ties Eas hand ~ ~ f-hisf J -
tse~ MAr-i.zI a. fzr back a. Isle. The
rgrerumenr q the Union : eEaT,llzfscsiiy
and truly & goVernmenf q tie people
Il for1E and substance y eIssnzss.l frysnl
them II q0Ee-s are z-zn1e3 by fiserli-
and are % Be exenis-f directly "a hen
and f9r Their bsneft fNrCuIlousrh y
Maryland reported IN K-hs-ssa.a. sIs.-
- -L5elsz-e<fs Nrgs-iaf-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
WHOLE NO. 1904.


EozE- January The I,llliiilcl-l- nssss
today H4s . zzczE sueuss- ThsGszns1s
q Essaale thnsased - Peters ss1zrs ear
II IA tbe raorninz wsi15ag the aE~nizz
* she Cathedral Sky thoosAad al
Nilsson tckets ha2 f-ea sssael- and tie
eslsb=irl wzs packsa-
Tie Pspe enrersd Al s-ss s. n fails<-
e. by The cssz7nals IN pFozss-5on- His
haisnass is1s -a,eirei ai1h iozsi and long
osu1iaue,s shozts Of 5ong Ire The Pope
Tae znusie of the uszss Vas zseriy I'M
Yressire and many persons II ne aals-
eara were aiEeefss. The Pope blese5
az Yrss1nt and lsfi the csthsirssi Al Il
Il. the whole aa.iience expressing r.
iey b caap4iIig hanls. w4vins haas Ana
bar iksrctleis. aud snthusias;zc accl4slla-
tons
L4ssr 3 ite day King Humber ex-
l-sss-l hiIa- II T. . a. Iutstion from PAr-
lsaneui a. benz zilly -s4ti-Hei Eith the
siaoashnses q me eerenony, whsrh he
sid As the lest 9roaF Of the PeEz's Iib-
cry IN Roase.
F1ETI -E1illlZ cE7llISkLs
and - AreaiIisho1s aad Bisbops were
prs=-rt a. t.ts us-s and q ) essiuz4;sl
that thene zefe el-lsfs s.ar~.ns IN TIE AZ
disnce- ne Pops przys,l il.r a long rase
II as priFafe c.lapei. and ihau uaoaiss5
TIE hsmase q ttlr e,Cu Czriiuaas u he
saia uaezle- Nhzis aaSsmilg the So
re3gsai sest-1sn,s t1e Pore Wzs o1er-
esms with emoficn. ard tszied SgranS
saiis Eere ss5niia iaisse-sd. ana bs sls,l D.
fzrned % co1.sdousaes He zAen A.
ceazel lie ge-sa.arz.l char, aad ~
5erne ga lbs ssoullers ~ TIE selizri. 81
tended by ale Cardinals. i1so =. Peters
CaihedTaL sns- bessre be Eas f1ly
vested isr ii.s A.ar be szAin tainted. ~
sIll.ining uncsilseio1s a fsE minutes
Tae HAS occaEie.d = u.isG1as. Aasr
qronoancins lae benedici5oH ihe Pope
sezte5 himself IL the gestators4i chair
and s2s borne oamqistsiy EHoau,i the al
TAR 70 ibe Czl-sl-z DEL S4cramsnfs. where
BE oifsnHi up Is fsryen1 prayer u Thanks
giving.
Lruring fhe ceremony .the Pope wore
TIE Triple eroEn prssenied him b I'm
Ieur William.
Tha statue % - Peter z.sS eloahsi IN
Fsau1l5.sl garments, Elth q flzrl ca the
lesi- Many nemters of tie nobsif1v
=eHe prese1t- The PeIe sor, 3 pastoral
rins. presented by tie Azstrian zreh-
G1kes- His iian Eas covered With
Ih8usaDf psz-is Tbs rtl1lsoe Ese5 by
his Holmes v-as the gift Of the King sf
fsrf1z.d- and the GOLDEN pizEe u=e1 IN
the servi1e vas FreSenI from Qaee1
Eictoria-
S GEztT Ez1TArS-
LoNnoS, Jan l--->Qecisi naSsses II hon
- q the PoFe's jubilee we're celebrated
today IN eczlths-Irals and otlssr efureFa-
. throazboui eirss. Britain The cere-
monies Wers zEgely attendel, and FER
vent enthasiassn : a. u.-azzssss
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
A Window Pane That Would
Not Wash.

Dear ne. sai1 one Old lady % anet b.
e. in Lzsbgn street sore Friiay. 1T
i soeas, bus the g0aerss thing fhz1 I
ever kneE I'd hou-s cleaning hzpyene-I
5hiz week Thsrs = xindow IN tav
parlor n which one 4 the pzDes 4
eisss : never sisso- Thzys scrabtai i
and have had aa the fznily and The
hirei siri serubhin- II. % % avail I
have u=ei eve-y ki,sf 4 a wash and every
kini Z polish b, they dii 10 god
NJ hEs1sad sd ftst be could ele4n /;
AID - han try. IN i ic.okssl j1ss the
saa1e- Tners was saI. dirty 6lm over
4 ihzt provoked me. Every other pane
u TIE Arzs EindoE Ezs a. clear and
ira1sfsr-n; a. pure ice- ] tired zci3s
Sna aleshoi AMI rubber window eIezue-s
hzFe ae-a4l,y worked bears a8s hours
On Il Z finally -1t provoked and called
u : -lszis- this week . have the p1se 4
elS=s removed and Eizi DO yaa s1pt,ose
BE foas3s Why. be foZza BIZ some eus-
ious nl.ss-1ke the-e Kere tEo IaDes q
gas Instea1 of 0zse IN the Ssh and thsi
TIE insssie f4ce r each Vas very dusty
Of e9zrss ss1,ii An : rF=scb tlsezaa d xa~ii-
iny ! wSs - kxprskesl fns ready have
gzi.s w8rn myself ozsI WIN washing and
frstslzsz. Tbe <lazieE says be never knew
s9ch tang h<frs. and he thinks that
the txo ~sslsres q glzss sauss have s1sck
tosrtsaer n -ouse var. arSidentzi,y. and
hsve Eass-sl unno,ioesi IN the Shop
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

A ooup4ny n BasDos Ayres hzs re-
Gently ordered the material sar : con-
plese system Of ielephansS from Paris
C'ver 200 sli,srrit<rs haze been Obtain
ed and the canFGny proposes 70 erec4 4
tower N the river. which vii serve a.
q maritime TELEPHONE station The h4r-
bor q Buenos AyerS + shallow, 30 that
vessels are obleed 70 anchor several miles
from the cir TelePhons eommznics-
hcn BY means II = toE er near the az
choraze vii be se-xieziale-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

4 miniature castle carved ozi Of z
Esock of Teaae=se u.srf1e by one Of the
rasant<n Il the Fsrss Michigan EnSi-
neers during the szr, has been deposited
in the szzte Military Nilsson AZ Lansing.
II X one Of The regiments historical rel
ics, and weighs spe psunds-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

Ms Dr. NiIlet- Of LexissoEs. Ne died
few days a-o, znd Il was supposed
that she isfs No ss<ste- Her nepbeE,
however searched her Residence and
fsunsi ssaooo in bards and money sssx-
ed away in vzrioos qne-r hiding plsoe=-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

ne Cornell sfuseHss have zdoyssesi
clzss hzts- The senio-s rezr the Oxfo-Sl
mortar board. xhich / szid % be the
exac1 counterpart Of the hzt wern BY
Bishop Potter "a st4se occzsions. The
jsz.iur hzs i Hke 4 with the exception
II : porpie tsssd instead q black one
The sophonars Eezr Tzm o shan
ter hzs q bls.k. Eifb sed tzs-eI- The
fts~hzea Eea- bz.s semezhes Ike the
sensorz, only e'verrng les- sf the head
~ish rzssels q I'D gold crsior-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

The dime ma%uzn z4zs4n- who writes
sifh her toe= mus make great many
<,o< no<<S
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

A suolding romzn r al-.ys zsasros<.
she + always ready % give you /. pi-e=
ef her mind
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

Among zH tue serses a Books That
Have Helped Me- a confrst,atsr s1ys The
he<< = the r.sck=st.ook-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
Ladies' Shoes

DEEP s S -: !; ssss:''E 81: ! {: ::
xno sr< n 1rEf q Irlszla.IlE esrk fkHt 80 ~
I - Htrle ifTnE = niI1le <ltlal1 a o1l.f sz1f
si.str sda-x-e - EeE1s-- ! f,zs- Pzr1izlnd NAzne
49, rs-efFt frss. faIl lafsrznzrso1 hnn ez1hsr
~ * a. Aar< CA eer1 s1zsE1 = - 81 ~ llry
an r-sn arf x1serz-asr zhts ErE f11n srt s-z---
81 fnrr t,z7f1zl ~ -s<szzrsA- >cl1e have ra@1c
cree 5Az11-&-lyz
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11

SEvEE HEEs 1ssxF4CrSIE-
as caue-z1 sarlsly re-nassv - Erysut-.sl- Ter
30 Lfef. lf--s-iEa EaziEe.. A.. hE-slF sEsT lss
z1lyl11E fl-e ana have zlsTtr tfsa 1isa-|-.l.l-i-
s.1 81 ~ efet -i-ss1nrs5 + ss~l-s o. - sl-l1-z
7--ss c1re 50 AZ dlz=s-.z - f.s S1sEaAes &C
NJ w-ELrsr. Nseea ca
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1888-01-11
How S
Your Liver !?

L ilse Oriental ssiztztisa.
kneE5ns shz1 good beAlsh
cznncs exiS1 EithT,Ezs a hezi-
thy liver. When the L5<er
= To7sa the R8aeis are
sluzzish and oanstiESztt-l- the
f.od Hes IN the ss0sn4rh M
dirsie,si E'sissn.E.e iae alec-s:
fregueuf besaastse ezsse=
aiee.ins Of Eas-irzsssss, de=p-1n-
6eacg and -srrseasnes In1i-
cate boa the Khoae system
+ lerareea Simmons lSy-
er Regulator hAs been The
means q restoring raOre rs-o-
Fie 70 heath and happiDess
by giving them s healthy
Liver than anF e-ency ti4a-
II knaEa % earth L arts
Eish extraordinary I.sNeT
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LoNDoS, ian l--Speciai nlSsses II hon
- q the PoFe's jubilee were celebrated
today IN The ca.taszIrals and atlls.- church
- thrcazbpui tirst Britain The oere-
Honies weEe AEgely attenlel, and FER
vent elth 7sias-n y a. t.-.1zassfs<s
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-12-07

After Posy and Chip had been made
one, DR.. Bristow was the first to be
equal to the occasion. He first pro-
posed and carried ont the kissing Of
the bride. The cowboys followed suit,
and Posy, still half-dazed, was nearly
kno cked off his feet by rush Of COM
rades to claim tribute from the Tempt
ing mouth of the new-made bride.
When the red spring-wagon depart
ed its occupants were Posy, Chip, DIR.
Bristow, besides Hank Bitters, the
truthful. just before they entered the
timber they waved an adieu to the
cowboys congregated before Ashburn's
post-Office.
Santa Fe unwound his gaudy Mex.
lean scarf and waved it in response,
and the other cowboys industriously
swung their hats and yelled till the
red wagon and its occupants had
passed from sight.
"Ashburn. you old tool, you're a.
cryin'," said Santa Fe. presently.
$50 air you!" spoke Reddy Rose.
"Wal, you're not a bit better
yerselfr' retorted Santa Fe.-FranE
LesLie'S NeUspdDer
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1888-12-07
THE FORGETFUL BOY.
How His Mother Attempted to FOrtify Iii
Illy-Developed Memory.

How HIS Mother Attempted TO FOrttfy His
Illy-Developed Memory.
Mrs. Verbosity wanted package of
yeast powder the other day.
"Oh, DEAR" she sighed, 81 shall have
to send Willie after that yeast, and he
has such bad memory! do declare,
never saw such a forgetful child in my
life. He torments the soul out of me.
Every time / send him to the store he
brings back something l didn't send
him for"
Then raising her voice, she called:
"Willier'
'Yes, ma"
..You come here this minute; I'm in
a great hurry. want yeast cake
down to the store, and don't want you
to forget what 1 send you for. don't
want baking powder, same as l had
yesterday, but a yeast cake. One of
them tin-foil cakes, Willie"
"Yes, ma"
Ibid you hear what l saido"
mo, ma"
''Oh, you do try my patience SO.
Come here this minute"
The boy appears.
"Now, l want yeast cake-how
came that mud on your coat? You're
been playing in the dirt again; I'll tell
your father when he gets home. It's
not baking powder want. Turn your
coat collar down. Now don't you come
home with nutmegs, like you did yester-
day, nor with cinnamon, like you did the
day before. when you were told to get
citron. Your coat is buttoned wrong.
Don't you forget, now"
The boy escaped to the street, when
the anxious and pains-taking matron
called out from the window:
Now. don't you stop to play with
those Mantrangialo boys, like you did
last week, and keep out Of French's
back yard-do you hear? It's yeast
you're going for. not turnips, nor car
rots, nor any kind Of vegetables got
them this morning you know. Re-
member. you've got bad memory, and
don't"
But the boy was cut of hearing.
He brought back a can of preserved
peaches.
He had bad memory. Pittsburgh
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