The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-04-26
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

1t has been found out that marriage.
able young women by large majority,
prefer the daily evening press [Spring-
field Union.
1t would no doubt shock many an &C
tress who considers herself star did
she ever by accident happen to read that
word backward.
Give Elv's Cream Balm trial. This
Justly celebrated emedy for the cure of
catarrh, hay fever, cold in the head, etc.,
can be obtained of any reputable drug
gist and may be relied upon as a safe
and pleasant remedy for the above com
plants and will give immediate relief.
1t is not a liquid, snuff or powder, has
no offensive odor and can be used at
any time with good results, as thous-
ands can testify, among them some of
the attaches of this Office Spirit of
the Times, May 80, 1886.
A physician has discovered that the
older II man grows the smaller his brain
becomes. This explains why the young
men know everything and the old man
knows nothing.
Everything which belongs to pure,
healthy blood is impaired by Hoods
Sarsaparilla. A trial will convince you
of its merit.
The days are now longer than the
nights, but they are still much too short
for the man who has to explain to his
wife how it happens that he calls her
Lulu in his dreams while her name is
Jane Fall River Advance.
A little boy fell in commissions on the
street one day, and the doctor was
hastily summoned. Has he kicked the
bucket, DOCTOR asked one of the crowd.
No, returned the doctor; he has only
turned little pale
Benz. w. Patton of Globe Village,
Mass, says: Having sold Wistar's Bal
sam of Wild Cherry for m ny years and
used it in my family with the most sat
isfactory results, | can with confidence
say that in my estimation 1t the best
remecy in the market for coughs, colds
and throat and lung diseases.
Mr., Cheek (who has just dropped in)
Il owe you ten dollars, Griggs can't
you let me have five more to make it
fifteenr
NliEBh- BhNoo L Gdh EO lOu
a flyer, but will YOU tell me what kind
of a nerve food you use?
The close bounds nowadays made in
the industries are indicated in two signs
that are displayed In this city. On one
is the legend, Lawn Mowers Mended in
the Rear on the other, Boots BACKED
Inside But it is still mystery why
any man should want his boots BACKED
inside. II Boston Transcript.
HOPs-Compound Extract--HoPs.
Superior to 'Bitters,' 'Sarsaparilla, etc,
A Spring Tonic--unequalled. PInts SOC.
Try it.
There are 1000 women in government
employ at Washington.
A blind physician at Pensacola, Flo.,
has large practice and goes about the
streets unaIded. ....
The discovery is made by st. Louis
hotel clerk that tall men sleep later in
the morning than short ones, and that
persons of a dark complexion require
more sleep than blondes.
The exhausted and drowsy feeling, common to
spring time, Indicate an impure and sluggish con.
diton Of the blood, which may be remedied by
the use Of Ayers sarsaparila. It is the most
powerful, and, at the same time, most economi-
cal blood purifier known
Happy couple, unused Pompor as Mr.,
and Mrs. Fresh passed by. What trust.
ing love. Why, have known that man
to wear home made smoking jacket,
and imagine that it fitted him. It'd
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