Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-01
LEAP YEAR HINTS.
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DO0s oG1rh0S1C2 OF eVHb@s eSS -
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- 80 II the usss brtsiis1s % record.
- isdi<s Gill have entiss charge o.
o. esDs. Th<re 10 sry nnmoef q
- asstvs yosna fellows tn TIE nsio.
- eks eompestsioos for sraseeu<nt<
M Aoobl5sss Be sxtstD<iy kser-
q Oosd 70 tue ladies. 10 all tisdnsss,
heUsvss, mag nos BE- aDiss- Man 70 .
0rnnse animal He 10 naturally ex-
oke1sss Of spirit, snd csss muss be sS
egolssd is sppreschiER him.
Thsse u, fos instance. that cor, Rid-
A. thjra. The ds6e-tbs RanoosiIs.
frieky seUss OF tbs kum&n rAcs, oue Of
~ 1oss 1ify1sass sninats 70 corral that
eVer sxisted. No LAZY under 10 Should
oo6emps 70 capscse him, eHd sscn thso
- ekouid havs sens sxperiases - 3
G,aaksr Ia the nursery OF Der mothers
Eoue before she can conatsrtiy sJans
opoa tanning him eaectiseiy. he -
6shia. Al O'Clock Ne may be tfoitine
- yssr s.ds 10 Fifth svsnoe, shsn
nsen1o. change, goa bssf . raitsfipe OF
dey feet; yon SO . shadow carrying a
80 g right angles - u rifs TO some
olkes mi; roo look srornd aud bs Z
800. Of course, IL be can Be cAesufed
- ,sn,t bad. Hs u faresy sisscus, and
- i ibsss estine, too. Lsdics like hsIa,
ecd no vouder. Ojd rsecss Of furni.
tore are fashionable, Why MT odd
opeotse Of maGf
Your isdies, hovevsr, wiil q well TO
Lave them alone. Lssp Jsar Is short
sud We days for garnsring tearts ass
lev, and no risks should be ftn.
Then there 10 the yoane man WHOSE
mind runs 70 politics. he u tie hippo
potnmus Of L3vc3sm. f5u uisy snoSs
sfsovs tippe3 Glib elipttre. affsefiSn'
bat Shsy all glance od tfal hsd leave
not 3 trace bebiud. be may look at
- arrows ~ they float 10 the water
snd shake bis shssRY ears IN pleasant
soys Of o way, bot be psefers "a
Vsjiew where b. H. II he does emefes
eoustimes, II 10 only for saka Of recsc
Atiop, and there IL no time 10 DO wasted
= secs cstio7 In leap year.
Poll tciaus do NOS make good has
handa. Many o wife has died Of oards
AHA, superiGdaced By tbs recital 10 bel
81 some Of Ter husbands speeches
Alone With Politician 10 not . pleas
usAtls espssienee.
a usvspsper man IL rarely a pfofisa'
be venture. He Is q good oorrtsr. and
hs ilkes 20 be feadisd. bat 10 seldom
acts 60 matrimony. Jhe peculiarly Ia
dsperder. position Of comparative al
dos nee In which be Is placed, aud
Ms vicious example OF tbs men oil
wealth With vham his calling bring
him IN contact, have made bin some
vhAt nsapardiy aboas sharing bis iol
With anybody elsa. esiIi. be hss boff
known 10 marry ladies OF wealth, acc
suoh may stiIi hope 10 cage him.. III b
4 70 BE- won al all be must be wot
quickly. Get hisn worked ep into th'
i6es that some Of the BOYS on the otbel
pepsss -,e after you, and there may b.
{ gosibiliy u u his newspaper enter
prize oil, BE- reused. and be VIII taxi
you aii 10 hitnssif. 10 order 10 get .
"beas" on the rest OF the town. DoD''
~ dtduse 10 your talks 10 him. Con
Gns youfseif 60 getting as mucn sold
matter ~ you can iuto the smaller
eCaos. The corner of the sofa or th'
pasios rocker will ad5sd yon an oepof
Suasty 10 practice this. he will admire
you all tbs more. toe greater yonr pro
Asisncy ~ . paragsaphes 10 love be-
comes.
Don't bs too sticking about etiQaelts
either. n through force Of haD,t b,
should abruptly drop In and II. uper
yoa do not aet angry. Just carol Rie'
and dance hin up and dssu a. II yet
liked u. Or eparse yea doa's iise "
aud neither does yonf oshar lady fftsnc
oofoes Ia the other corner OF tue loon
bot pretend yen do. lie Is SO used "a
sitting on psetis tea. be does IL instinct &
lively. Al this will be election yeas
however. no newspaper man wili have
much time 10 spsnd In matrimonial
marta.
Tia easiest man OF ell 10 catch Ia the
man Who Processes 20 have y supreme
ooutempt for women OF general prinei
pies. when oce Of these IL discovered
asapple hun to yoar heart. let your
hapds tvinc about bis neck and yoar
duices tones float through his whiskess
until bis ssrsss are lest sn The entsauc
log blissfuinsss OF loves young dream.
Then insisuatingiy draw closer. chatter
sweet plesssntfiss until be has arrived
the question. Yoa may eonfienily
couut on favorable answer.
Having said this muoh generally. II
may NOS be out Of place TO give fe~
general hints - the ladies as 3, hos
they are 10 prosesd In their eourtine.
The sensation will be newell one 90
many OF them, and 10 will To no less 80
the gentlemen.
kashuess IL 10 be avoided. and 80 Also
10 hashfolness. rhe task may he dts
caurAsins for q day or two, ba, the
wofid has forced the position on ,as
ladies. and they sseald secee. Il with
grace aud SO 10 thsit work With so
essnsstness that will cammani snceess
tbs diseomsorts which must necesss
rily attend the leaving Ia the evening OF
their homes must be ebeefally horde
The duties saoaid begin pn Menday
svenine next. and be con; M "A Gniil
either The altar or the eve Of 1879 has
been reached.
And nos as 10 the madas opersnSl.
Every yoops lady aust hsys Ia the ris.
Gle OF her scquaintanees certain yoang
gentlemen fsienss Vito ought to he mar.
riea. Let her select some ene 81 ihe~e,
and having made fhs ssiseiion, let the
work 90 esortoasly GU. tie may warh
on broadway. Il wii rrqaire hui vsry
little ingenuity cn her PARE to mes. kic,
on tie wsy home. IL wiii b. ibopest
nothing more titan irssdeace ,hat
she oil be xsikHg els sssas way he IL
eoirr. Me shoeld be irgeoss1s sed
~ hin plsyfnlly shess the fsn b. Sili
have that night earaing his stockings
and trend.ns tts ,teaseta
should be eder Co see va hrrtsc, 6ssn
" decline. Go xiih hisn till he reaches
bic bone, sna shen Bad hira yaod nsghs
he mar think ss1T ecaaacg slrapee.
bah when he lies sWAke "a bis ted the
ruth ~iii ,we - hsN, srj be wiz be
iscAlst all over. and will arax ths
blanket shent hin, 40 wiil nssrrily
lsush "hsl hsl be- q telnk shas a rres.
~ iissie sisl IL cnuftins htga.
The cexs nishi &c all b. washing
fcs yea. ard ~ Il vii esze tbas he atil
sss.ss yon rpwitisnelY. Make it = pains
10 have tee ever AZ bis nass Stt's oSss
and vail sstil he sets huea@.
oat never lAsxa When ye8 SEQ The eig
by bush as &c giAnc : ~ "a aud then
n his N sshcs. Altar the aFas sesk's
yua may take sa "a fss
sslk sod wee res tskr hat3 u sis arrn,
playfaliy snilnAsiae sAss he mustn't
be ossstnl. foe soa sean wa!i De tskire
hold OF his aesrs. ard lhsn .aaxh end
rive b a. iuss tie tiuts~s iistls gokS IN
)ae ftes laa@ginst h An vrcasiauSi tn-
s.taiica 90 90 g. tAs tass&sf ana is3s-
ssors httis TFs@nt wsuad sxssbis /
BE VERY eassfnl scH.
,vts. nos 10 asa ia aay ssasf way shaa l
pssssve set 81. Nesn yea st2sd ~ Els I