Connecticut western news., 1888-05-02
A RACY BOOK.
Scintillnting with Sarcasm and Brilliant
 Truth.

Scintfllnting with Sarcasm and Brilliant
 Ne,o York Letter.
 Chap. 1: "Has Malaria" goes to Florida.
 Chap H. "Overworked;" goes to Europe. Ems.
 Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
 have read deal of sarcasm in my day :, but l never read anything equal to the sar. casm contained in the above four chaptered book, written by some anonymous. sus- Pect the experience portrayed is personal one; the author intinates as much on page ol. Let me give you synopsis:
 Malaria" as it states, lis the cloak with which superficial physicians cover up a mul- stand, and do not much care to investigate. It IS also cover tor such diseases as they cannot cure. When they advise their patient to travel or that he has overworked and needs rest and Is probably suffering from malaria, it is a confession of ignorance or of inabil.
 "The patient goes abroad. The change is tonic and for time he feels better. Comes nome. Pickle appetite, frequent headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrita- for business are succeeded in due time by alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits about his body regardless of all human feel lng5: :it ;s ,,u.,,,,. E.: ~ . in his joints. Inf1ammatory, my! how he fears it will fly to his heart!
 Now of he goes to the springs The doc tor sends him there, of course, to get we'll at the same time he does not really want him to die on his hands!
 That would hurt his b,lsiness!
 ,"5etter for few days Returns. After while neuralgia transfixes him. He bloats; cannot breathe: has pneumonia; cannot walk :; cannot sleep on his left side; is fretful very nervous and lrrita ble; is pale and f1abby; has frequent chills and levers: everything about him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious: musters up courage and demands to know what is killing him
 kept me so long in ignorancer'
 Because" said the doctor, read your late five years ago. I thought best to keep you ignorant of the facts"
 He dismisses his doctor, but too latel His fortune has all gone in fees
 But him, what becomes of him?
 The other day we'll known Wall Street banker said to me; "It is really astonishing how prevalent bright's disease is becoming. Two of my personal friends are now dying of It. But 1t is not incurable, I am certain. TOT my nephew was recently cured when his physicians said recovery was impossible The case seems to me to be wonderful one' This gentleman formerly represented his gov ernment ln foreign country. He knows appreciates and declares the value of that preparation, because his nephew, who is son or Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pro- nounced lncurable when the remedy, War ners Safe Cure, was begun. 'Yes," said his father, 'l was very skeptical but since talk ing that remedy the boy is welln
 l happen to know what it was that cured the boy, for Genl. Christansen, of Drexel. Morgan & Co. S., told me that it was that wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure.'
 Well, 1 suspect the hero of the book cured himself by the same means
 cannot close my notice butter than by quoting the authors alvice:
 If, my friend, you have such as experi- ence as l have portrayed, do not put your trust in physicians to the exclusion of other remedical agencies. They have no monop- oly over disease and l personally know that patients should go to Heaven direct from their powerless hands than that they should be saved to earth by the use of any Gun authorized means.n