The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-13

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S.AstEsSSsf which cost as many
pennies to grow as there were grains of corn
upon it. He was very fond of inviting his
former city friends out TO his farm, and took
especial delight in showing them fine pair of
English setter dogs that he owned, the female
being busily engaged in rearing litter of nine
little ones If friend admired these dogs, the
following conversation was sure TO follow:
Mr., - And so you think Nettie and Ned
fine pair Of dogs?
Visitor-The finest ever saw, magnificent
MIR. - Glad you like them. How would
you like to have one of the pupsY
Nisitor-Only too delighted, etc
Mr.. - III just make memorandum of
that, and send you one when they are over
nursing. They are worth $50 apiece, and it is
only to an old friend, etc,
As a consequence the friend goes away happy.
One day Mr. IS wife, just after such a con
versation which she had overheard. called him
into the house and said
John, how many puppies are thereI
Why nine of course"
$40 you have any idea how many people you
have promised puppies to in the past two
weeksf"
well, no, not exactly"
well, do. Just twenty eight Now how
can you give away twenty eight when you have
only nine yoursefy"
"Oh bother" he replied, 81 don't mean 10
give away am Of the pups, but friend who
admires them would think me a mighty mean
man II didn't even promise them pup
And so 1t is in many things IN life. Persons
and business firms go on making all sorts OF
promises that they never can keep. and never
intended TO keep. Promises are cheap, and
they sell lots OF goods and get lots of favors.
Proprietors of patent medicines are partcu-
larly prone to scatter all manner of promises
broadcast, not knowing and not caring whether
they can keep them.
Not so, however, with the Scotch Oats Es
sence Company, and its great remedy for Brain
and Nerve Diseases. Their remedy keeps every
promise made for it, and like good friend inn
proves upon acquaintance They do not claim
the earth They do not say they can cure every
disease Of every organ in the body. They sim
ply say that DR.. auckland in 1858 wrested from
nature one of her greatest secrets. and that
Scotch Oats Essence will cure all forms of Nerve
and Brain diseases And the cures 1t has since
made have proved it. No promising of pups
there, but actual, honest and straightforward
medical truth.
When they say that over 5000 doctors have
used it in nerve cases, and reported favorably
on it, they mean it and have the proof in their
office. 1t has cured AMI will cure Neuralgia
Nervous Dyspepsia, Sleeplessness, Nervous Dis
eases of Women, Headache, Brain and Nerve
Exhaustion, Nervous Debility, Impotency, and
the like A postal card sent 10 100 Fulton street,
New York, will procure you free their great
book on Brain and Nerves. One dollar per bot
tle From all druggists.
Every bottle of SCOTCH OATS ESSENCE manu-
featured by the company will now have on its
pasteboard wrapper $4,000 forfeit guarantee
that it does not contain a particle of opium,
morphine, chloral or any other narcotic.