New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-02
THE Talk OFTHE d. Y.

| orbs Duralo Exprcas- admits 10 its column n
| poet Who rhymes "synVs' with ODE fefhaps
"tz' Ia a typog aphical orror for "bn-ineSs" n"'
| wo should submit to tho Buffalo In all kindness tha1
sven business is not . feet rhyme for "synods'
a. . city should insist upon which hopcs TO have
. magniaeenf future
Ono way to worship BudihA in tho temple at Kiofa
Japan, Is to chew "praycr paper ana when OH
god %'' tho SPRAY, prayer viii 6 ms the
can hit mark on tho ceiling every time with pa e,
BAN would miss having his prayer ans%e,ea
/" psrsu.dr him to Engage ia prayer" In thai couD
try. The god would have to hump himself to answer
all tho PRAYERS -tNofrisfown Herald
| Dr. Lewis Swift director Of the Warner obscrva-
tory at Rochester states that the comet OF 1a43 had
tail two hundred million niles long 1t IL such
statistics as this that tend to reconcile man who
! IL promo TO step on ladies' gowns 70 the length o.
! tho drawing room trains Of the period They might
BIO longer.
aAnd who :. yonr i,vc,t'" poot Miss o"shnston"
sob. FIkrhymer drTid'dly" .,
"Why, mover saw anything OF his that was worm
"Buf then. he Is srch an interesting character, yon
know. suppose y0n are aware that hi hasn't hved
with his wife for years. "-tIi 'stOn Transcript.
This IL the gsf Of The report on tho Crown Prnces
throat, which millions rad and think they understand:
Tho nlcroscopcal diagnosis may Indicate chronic IN
tersfita Inflammation OF tho faryrx: or Judging rom
clinical symptoms and the ca perforated slough the
Iaryngeal disease may. by benign nalignancy DO su-
pervencd by pcrIchondrts- That is TO say In plain
English ave. tho doctors. don't know sny hing
abont H. and only elopments will provo tho true
nature OF the disease
A tramp april cd at tho back door o; house on
Ust for some hing to eat, and tho mistress OF the
| establishment let him ~
"Wadam.' hr sad win formal bow. I" crave
son6 nutritious alimcnt"
Hcsierr she called 10 tho cook, there's man
hero wants something 10 eat. Bling out that plste
All. madam" he said taxing the dish az a soft
lich, sbonc In his face "a fellow ceiling mal"s one
" ndrons hind ! used 10 reside In dear Boston my.
self"-fwashlngon Critic.
wIly-Wally Phelps Is trotted out for tho Presi-
dental race" So says The Albany Argus" The
Argus" would do well to abstain nom such brilliant
feats OF nlclina ne hun,or. "The Evening POST of
this city, has patent which covers them all Besos,
II Tho Argus" Isn't careful tn: hrsi hing It knows
somebody VIII 10 clubbing It's editor tho Larry gtdkin
Of the Capital
Hard Place to Locate" Papa, where's atoms p
Atoms don't know my boy You mean Athens,
M, mean aton,-thc rlac, where everything +,
blown to."-(CoOd Housekeeping
few months ago Attorney General Hamilton OF
Manitoba issued an election address which closed
with the words God save the Queen" He IS now
cnizen of the state of Minnesota.
lie was Ike Wine" How do you like our pastor y
"Vciy much indeed Like good wine, he improves
"yes. and his sermons are also liko god wine'
"They ar, extra dry "-CInooIn Journal
Th,eo ammcs daily OF arpyrln for thrce days
hnforc emilia king and the dOsc for three days
following ia said by a French scientist to be suie
prov entve OF seas ckncss.
Mrs Emily G. Gala, her, OF Sioux Rapids, has aP
pIed for a 81 LOT her 60. Galiasher-tBuriinS'
ton Free Press
In the spring tho ice gorgcs, and In the summer
the man who 1t dlsgorgcs
Fair Matron-Wont you let your wife take chance
Iiu ;,and@0h, no, She never draws anything worth
having. , =, . ,., .,p
/ "ycs-er-ihat is-wol put her name down. thon'
-(YOnkers Sateman.
1t IS said that Bill Nye made $4,000 last month by
being funny IN various Western cities
Papa said little Willie wilkins to his father, who
was roung the PAPER Papa, won't you listen to
Don'l bother Your father. dear said his mother;
" what is II yOu want 10 Know r
WHY do sailors trim their sails"
ooh, why, to make them look pretty, OF course.
Whenever Nou want to know anything, Just ASA your
maulma"-( Merchant IT avcllcr.
Under our Democratic Administration tho limit
for fishing In Can~da waters Is getting further and
further from tho shore.
In Mexico the editors away ahead of our timc
is a very handy ono. II The san wants 70 take
vacation. ih l. no rcason why by nfhe extra
work all of next week papers caLloi be printed
this week. 1t must lie a co hHi to live In country
whorc pee pc walt for the news TIL tho reporters
get good aud ready. "-(Sphngfeid Union.
Some Florida cabbages me suro FIVE feet across tho
ton and weigh twenty-five pounds the Florida
papers say. They tell OF Toato twenty-seven
Iounds In weight and a turnip Weighing ten pounds
lie Told the Truth.-SpIlkus came homo tho other
day with new coat on .,., a., u,,o
AT secondhand clothing store on Nistn-av
"Why. that coat Il your Old coat sold pe1ler
last week. lie has fixed 1t UP and palmed IL OF on
ynl foi low"
By thunder Now know what the hyena meant
whom he SAID II fitted mr. lihe . bad been made fol
me. fhou ght the time h" was lying, but l soc
was deceived in hm.-tTcxas Siftings.