The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-02-23
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II soras Nss Essisn farmers would
icer ihs barrel q cider up 10 the attic,
,tesf cellar stairs would lasi longer
How sad r exclaimed one blade Of
palr oi,cssson 10 the other, hos sad J
We ouly nesi 70 sever
He sss fond Of singing revival hymn,
na - xiie nsmsd The baby Fort, 30 thai
be poBia var, 70 bold H.
There il ebs thing thai AZ editor a.
ospes and Tbs, is lying ssske nights
ihintias y Lsfs le wlIl spend bis yscstien,
When wife has Ore In bei eye" Ter
hnsHaaA iLitts i abJsi time for him TO
ges . sod see That there hA ere 10 the
stove
IA llliaois man ~ho veut fishing with
LlBooln hiiy YEAR, ago threatens TO SUI
the Csaigy Msy1nss Cot not printing b.,
picsnre
Ailrf 40 argument between them the
msa i generally sileUeed but not cen.
yineei, tho womAn ls often convinced. buI
rarely silsHctd.
When . aomau 10 fret married SD,
dtsrss 10 b. called Madam Some
yeats ISL sbr ieels tremendously compil-
n.saisd BY bying called Mics
- man hes sent s25 conscience MOI
ey 70 church. Il supposed be always
slept dnnhs toe ssfmon and was At lssi
awakening 10 the iact that be ought o
pay for Lis lodgings
wv a. John, do son know that ih
is iaa ,aniyruafy Of my wedding day 7
Hu cd WY, 20, it isn't; We we're
r. 10 March. Wife, am speaking
Of III, ifsi husband. John,
- should think. said Ethel. THAT it
would be 80 funny TO have mustacbe on
your lip. Doesn't It tickle ell the time ?"
mo. said Hibeldred. boldly, ut does OF
feel strange At al, See"
"A young clergyman 10 western tow
preached the other day on "The Relation
OF Ministers 10 their Parishes The b.
cal ppper The neI, morning bad IL "IheI
Relation OF Ministers TO their Pharisees. "
-Brosu II loaned you an umbrella.
yesterday, Robinson, on the express con-
dition that il was to ba returned THE
morning" Robinson ~ know you did,
bu, my dear fellow it rained this MON
ing
mo. thank you, stranger" said the
gentleman from Dakota, as the car porter
offered bin the dressing room comb; 81
never could play on one Of them things.
amt what you'd call musical and my
mustache everlas,iugly tears the paper.
~ am feeling very blne this morn.
ing Dactar What's tie matter 2
Every time feel my nose it hurts me.
"But you are no, obliged to feel you
nose. But how can | tell whether j
ho,ts nnIass fe.I n ~
-Timid young suitor who has won con.
sent OF papa-And now may ask you,
sir, whether oh whether your daughter
has any domestic accomplishments Pa
pa lsarcastically) Yes, sir; she some.
times kuits her brows.
Country minister (to descon) so you
thluk, Brother Jones. that my sermon this
morniag was 80 sbler effort than that OF
lssl Sabbath Deacon Yes. | do. domi.
ME. Ye see. timed EN- both. an to.
days was nigh on to fifteen mipu es
shorter
"Wife, " raid dying teacher, II have
ttbuf7Nt w hh@ef "htH ypu July nv
don't make my grave so high and SLANT
Ing above ground II you do fear tia
my scholars will come out during the W n
ter and disturb my peaceful repose by
using il for a toboggan slide
The social sensation Of Chicsgo is
club swinging class Of young ladies. The
ladies all dress like Mary Anderson as
Gslatea, aud then swing clubs like sixty.
They could get the same amount OF e1-
ercise over . washtub helping their + DOR
old mothers hut II wond he less high
tope
One Of our Bishops, when pastor Of
Stamford, Coan asked little boy sfflict.
ed with an impediment Of speech how be
would like TO be preacher The little
fellow replied II | w-w-w- would J.
like the p.p-pounding and the h.h-boller-
ing. BIB bui The s.speaking w-vould t-b-
b. bother me. F"
willie. who was fed by the raventY'
"Whst is raven 2" Don't you know,
add you an EDITORS soni Why. raven
j. bird like a erOg' Then gness II
mus, have been dad "Why 2" II
heard him say yesterday the he had b en-
eating CROW ever since the lection, aud be
Was sick Of IT, +"
MIA, demonstrated Bobby. when ]
wss a. eranduas she lei me have two
pieces Of pie, well. che ought Dot 10
have dope 20. Bobby, ssid bis mother
II think tao pieces Of pie are too much