Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-02-03

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The position sot : judgs = N d,
tremely trying ona
II would ssem natural ~ earpent,
towalk with numbering b e
Docs and man both havS sunni.
pants, but the dog has : Al sometime,
The farmer makes lis living ~ 4.
grain in the field, and tho e. snterl,
the grain II tho wood.
The business 81 : spirit mediun
better in winter than ID summer. i.
cause there i more demand Tor wan
-Svti,aga
A FACE that ono never tires Of q,
amining the face Of : nots for aFla,,
amount, good any time at the bank
Teras Sittisgs.
"A New JERsEY man has invsnted
stove TO carry Ia the hat. This, viii
the conventional brick, makes : sery
good heating arrangements
No NATTER Of your head vas shtuaed
init knowledges, 60 on dor church
house, und der goot tings dot vas lszy
on your mind vas get inwigoration.
dots 90. Carl Pretsel.
How IT all comes back 20 me, mu,.
INJURED the poet sadly, % with practiced
fingers he estimated the thickness d
the portly package Of MSS. which i.
had just taken from the postotRce
BRowN- Do you know how long Rob.
inson has been keeping house? Smith
No, but it must be good man,
years. I took dinner with him Tia
other day and he carved = duck without
spilling it on the floor. Harpey,s Ba.
sns:.
They were to have young Nj. Law
de Dab to dinner, and Mis- Trsya
quietly remarked as she changed ths
glass at his plate: II must get Mr.
Law de Dab soft water. Nwouldntd
for him to drink anything hard, you
=
know.
ARTIST (who is spending : month ID
the country My dear Mrs.. Purple.
blossom, you ars 90 beautiful
Wouldn't you like to have me do you
in oil? Mrs. Pnrpleblossom Do you
take me for Q sardine 2? BMrltsagton
Free Press.
"CAN you tell me, darling, hs asked
as they SGT together in tho weak spoE
Of the sofa, athe exact physiological
and mathematical duration 81 kissss
aAb out second and half, believe
she answered demurely. Thank
he replied. Il will make : minute d
IL 5Ss
You've Journalist TO old editor)-
Successful writing, I should think, d
quite . science Editor No, I don't
think 50. Quite easy, il strikes me-
All you've got to do is to find ont what
the people want and then write il
Journalist You encourage me. but say
how is man to find out what the peo.
pie want? Editor-IM be hanged il
know. ar ka,asa,O Trnueler.
IRArE Father You remember you
wanted to marry that book-keeper Of
mine about .. year ago. Daughter
Yes, father. "A pretty sort Of 8 man
you picked out. He has decamped with /
my whole fortune" 1You remember,
father, that ron told him he could not
have me until he. got rich, don't yous
aOf course the young Z Il St have Just
received dispatch from him g Mon
treal saying he is rich now. but Is per.
fectly willing to marry q poor mans
laughter. ~ Omaha World
RETRlBUT1oN.
The sha1es. Of night iwsrs falling fast. ST
Vixen through our sinctum sanctum passed
A youth hat Glad In snow and loo,
Who scorned the plaoards bold d4vioe:S
SHUT THE DooRi
| The pressman In the cellar dim
At midnight dark discovers him.
Our chief the elevator shaft ss
Himself had opened to tho draft,
Nor needed there the leeend trim s.
sHUT THE DooHt
There in tho gloom. al cold and eray.
Lifeless. but beautiful no lay;
While far above the legend shcne.
Close By the ssnctum telephone:
SHUT TIE DooRl
f-Macon Telegraph
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II GREEN AVID DRR LUMBHA
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