Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-05-11
A RACY BooK.
ecintil'ating with Sarcasm NM, pru,,...
Truth.

oe'hth"ating with Sarcasm and Rr,u,.n.
Truth.
New York letter.
t Cnsp !; Has Malaria;" COOS to Florida.
Chap. iII sMss ss Wst goes to Europe
nsp. ~. Has u row with his Doctor.
IN, nave read . deal of sarcasm in nv dav.
,as,, nesel read anything equal to the sar-
i.n,.n eontalned IN the above four-chaptered
,I uoA, Mrl!ten ~ some anonymous. Isnspect
the author intlmates us much on nara n T.e,,
me give you synopsis: eS '' 117'
,r,,;na aarla, as 1t states, sis the cloak with
t when superficial physlc.uns cover up a null
stand stand al and i. tees, winch they do not un Ter
~ 10 also cover for such diseases as thew
cannot cure. When they advise their patient
~ travel or that he las oyerworked and
h i; Fest and is probably suffering from ma
bl,ty." hAo' "u'' VI Vi 'na-
Inc patent goes abroad. The change is a
tonic anu Tor time he feels better Comes
nome. flckle appetite, frequent headaches.
s s,: coid-, cramps. slceplessness, irrlta-
tan T., ureu feelings, and general unfi.ness
lor business are succeeded IN due timo by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human feel
ing e. =:
II N!ll fly to his heart!
Vow OF he COOS to the springs. The doctor
sends nm there, of course, to get we'll; at the
same tlme he does not really want him to die
on his hands!
That would hurt his bu .iuess.
Better for few days. Returns. After
q while neuralgia transtixes him. He
bloats: cannot breathe; has pneumonia; can
not walk: cannot sleep on his left side;
10 frettui; very nervous and irritable; is
pale anu fiabbv; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about INN seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
him!
Great l,eaven:" lie cries swhy have you
kept me go long III isnorance??"
Because" said the doctor, Il read your fate
five years ago. l thought best to keep you
ignorant of tine facts"
He dismisse. his doctor, but too late! His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day weil-known Wall street
banker said to me: eIt is really astonishing
how prevalent Brights disease is becoming.
Two of my personal friends are now dying
of 1t. But 1t is not iucurable, am certain,
physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be wonderful one. .
This gentleman formerly represented his
government in foreign country. He knows,
preparation, bacauso his nephew, who is o
sou OF Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pro-
nounced incurable when heremedy, WARMERS
safe cure, was begun. sYes," said his father,
Il was very skeptical. but since taking tina,
remedy the boy IL well"
l happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Gen. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was thai
wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure"
Well l suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means
l cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
@If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as l have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion Of other
remedial agencies. They have no monopoly
many Of them would far prefer that thei,
patients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
BIO saved TO earth by the use Of any sunau-