Telegram-herald., 1888-04-09
WALKS AND TALKS.

sn be say acme from ehGfeh yesterday, /
Ebe 10 kaosn - hzss sks milk of haa&a
kindness nosisx u Eis breast. aad eoass-
qasatls i szxiosls q have sssrsecas turn
ishsd sstA pars s0sias milk. unien as
losss 40 vel hiaseif. sad sskst hiR hos
Il sac be did nsf sltsad ths 0npiktes
meeting 70 discuss tbs PROPOSED MIX trast
oa Saturday.
4 doa't bslisss Ia IL" Re s4id- ~foa
knos assd % I've N Iscksoa county.
Yes"
-Doa's yoa know a miikmsn dong .
isras bgsiasss IhsSs, ~ tAs Eans OF
hl4kslst
.PssiscsIy vel"
"Wsli. tsil Yoa tie plan hs h2s adopted
% furnish pure. ssssf milk - bis e1stofn-
era. and sousi1isx lixs Il hs<s son.t sait
eur psople m9cE better than mtxinS A
a. togst1er Ia q general depot IL the nfss
place be uses 'miik pro,scLof, snten. a.
sns mix "a taken from ne cos. protects u
from al stable impurities. zseps cat aslrs.
ca1dFur dust. dirt etc. and prevents al
stable odors from coming IA contact vita lt
ssinples of mix lakea ~ Lnis pro
cess tested uDcer Tue moss po"sr-
flt microscope are found entirely
Instead Of peddiirg the milk arouni
Ia cAns. IA which it becomes shaken up
and bAf ehurned. be delivers Is IA sealed
bottles. a snirh there Is no motion. AID
sblch preserves u as pure as Shen tasen
lroGl Ne coz. The bottles are rstafnAoie,
and there Is no additional expense ~ tue
consuler. Tue mAk Is Clean It's quality
caa DC sean a. once. II Viii keep sweet
longer and hss better aasor. Then II
or from any particular COW. they
can have il assigned them. | tell yOn
II vii D0t oe long before bis plan OF bot
Illux milk will DO universally established
Paper, air." be called. a. dignihed std
back old gent passed the corner.
No notice.
"Ail about the FIRE, sir"
No notice.
"AIl about war in Europe" continued
the lad a. he followed along.
No notice.
"AlI about the scan -dal?' shouted the boy
al the top vi bis voice.
~ bat, scandal exclaimed suf as he
halted. You may give me i've copies, my
SOC"
said q mannfa cturer to TELEGRAM HER
AID reporter weo was gathering items for
tie special Trade Edition" to be issaei
shortly:
"You wouldn't believe, would you. that
We made $4,000 worth Of wooden shoes last
Year,
NO. / wouldn't"
well, We did. and $4,000 worth OF Ash
ing rods Are you going 10 put in all such
things as that IN your boom paper"
Certainly: that's Just what | want
Well. you'll find ma1y things just as
curious. Wken will the edition be puo-
ishe17'
Mex Thursday; Il 500 copie. have already
been sold"
The savings Of little folks are much in
vogue just now, and well they may De. for
there are no brighter sayings than those OF
bright children. and none more genuine OF
devoid OF affcctaticn. The more remarks-
ole the reputed saying the more certain il
/ Is 10 &c genuine. for no grown up person
/ could possibly invent things half SO good as
/ those which come spontaneously from the
/ liDs of the little ones. The following from
| the West Side was told me recently.
Little Hans the dimlputive son of large
and portiy German citizen, lost his sister
| and playmate.
The angels came and took her away"
said his weeping mother.
Hans was very thoughtful for awhile. At
last be said
Mamma, IL papa was to de, the angel:
| touldn't terry him, tould dey? bod would
have TO tome hisselL'
Miss Heavyweight IA muscular BELLE
Oh. yes we've had rattling ten mile walk
bat that little lie Lite dropped out before
the second mile.
Mr. Damitall who knows what he i.
talking about. and who wishe, to be com
plimentsry But you know she hasn't got
your -er-really-l beg pardon-er-
The tousorial artists in Sweets barber
shop were ali happy Saturday night. it be
ing their monthly psy night Shorty" wa
jubilaDt over the thought that i was tn.
erst full months pay he bad drawn ir
three years, as ne had always owed Sykes
lew dollars when pay night csrne around
Bert" who has lately sacrificed his blond,
whiskers, was telling an unusual amour
Of What he calls funny stories which be i
always ,orturing the bows and his custom
| ers Win. Even b3ke. TEo was pfODaDil
thinking Of the numerous white and olu,
reckties be would buy. forgot TO work hi
customers for scale. a. the boys say De is il
the nabit OF doing. Sykes had bis side
burns neatly trimmed and his artists all bsC
the Jim Fisk twirl on their mustscbes
funny cracks reignsd supreme throughou
the shop. and every body looked pleasant.
IL has always been the fashion to tel
stories and invent fIberis on the Presiden
and bis charming wife. Fred Rice told tn
lslest-thst he had hesrd-to some of tn
boys few evenings ago. II was to th
effect tha, Grover vas having some troubl
with his kidneys. and oEe night before b
vent 10 bed &c put plaster on his back
In The moruing the hrst tninx he did was Q
feel for the plaster. Behold IL was gone
A diligent search on his side OF the De
failed - reveal the healing power. Frsnki
was awakened from her slumbers. and. afts
rubbing Der eyes and yswuing vigorously
she exposed Der tiny little feet 10 view. al
there. on TIE solss Of them. vas the covste
plaster Warm back. Cold feet. ga
struck aIs Gfri.
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