New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-09
TIE TALK OF HE DIY.

That hustling revivalst, "sam' Jones, IS playing
two weeks engagement in Kansas City. He says
that sand Is needed in the gizzads' of the Kan
sas City churches.
A Chicago Judge has decided that a physician has
the right to advertise his II he wants TO do SO,
medical ethics to tho contrary Notwithstanding
The pope is certainly the most popular as well as
the most bonored clergyman in Rome. One evidence
Of this Is in the fact that among his presents are
l., coo pairs OF slippers.
Our readers are no doubt, well acquainted with the
Widow riOdger who keeps the boarding house Just
and square meal for fifty cents There In that
mansion It was that the shot from Cupld's Dow
there we saw The Widow Plodger, and 1t there we
wOOed and and weeded her 1t was moonlight
but all undaunted fell her feet AMI poured forth
the tale affection that filled our be SOM Need we
say that tho looked down with watery eyes
through the DARK, swaying boughs OF the oak Need
we say that the fair head nestled upon editorial
shoulders and she said she would be oursf No; but
The ceremony Who tell about It There was
the par-on-we promised him So there was the bride,
all white 1ubduds and wells and flowers and ribbons
and smiles. and there was we-the whole ia summed
up in the confession that we hereby breathe forth to
the brethren of the presswe are no longer we-we arc
us.-(E Eagle Gulch War WhoOp.
The latest device OF Alaskans for soaring seals and
driving them to convenient places for slaughter, is
a simple cotton umbrella which is rapidly opened and
shut before the eyes of the timid animal
Next month the Society of French Cooks will give
an exhibition OF tho culinary art In tho Pavilion
Of the City OF Paris in tho Champs Eysccs. This
Is case where too many cooks won't spoil the
broth anything else.
Very correct people in Boston spell Handles name
Hacndel But they don't go far enough The family
name OF the composer was varously written Hendel,
Handeler, Henleler and Hendtler.
The police say that whehal-st. is not a dangerous
nil by nj oh are nf truth IN
this as the Produce Exchange closes early.
The claim OF the webers Of Dover. n H., - sixty
six OF land In this city south of Canals IS a
modest one. The webers respectfully invited to
come down here and take the earth
Rochester, Penn, has enterprslng under aker
who distributes card, at his rivals funerals,
ing that he Is prepared to furnish collins. hearses,
riages and bearers at the very lowest rates. This Is
case of running business to the ground
Says Indiana paper: For burglar meeting ,
In the heading OF the article In last ISSUE relating
to tho proceedings Of the town council read regular
meeting We sorry that tho mistake occurred
and guess tho councilmen sorry, too"
TlD Earl OF Craven our pleasant little peer nine
teen and his tutor, the Rev. NJ savot an agreeable
young curate OF thirty forty, who have been enjoy
ing on life for month Or So len US the OF he,
day TO look or buffaoes and bizzaris In tho Wild wild
West. Craven" tas he asked us to call HIM lively
youth, and has led his dgnihed and scholarly tutor
quite dance. lilo couldn't got enough society y
ilo went everywhere he asked, and every yhe 70
that Craven went stayet had to CO. II looked rather
queer to stavets clerical figure among tho wall.
flowers at "a dancing party-and II probably was a
queer to stavet II looked The inconrruous COM
binaon was not, however, OF their making craven
connded TO friend that he would have ollier time
but for Savet, and stave conided TO tho Same hend
that he would Hike travelling good deal better II he
had no membranes. ashnstOn Letter III phiiade
pbia Record.
IL any ono does not believe that Minneapolis Is
rapidly growing In numbers, wealth and influence he
Will be convinced Of tho fact by reading tho magnl