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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18

Last night was the coolest of the
season aud several water pipes wer,
Mrs. Richan and her daushte,
Minnie viii! leave to. morrow for Sal,
Lake to spend the winter.
The telegraph wire ought to be
up between Mountain Home and
Rocky Bar by this time. 1t was .x.
pected to be In working order by the
middle of this month.
Judge G. G. Goodwin, the brilliant
Editor of the Salt Lake Tribune. has
been down to visit our Shoshone
Falls and we may soon look for the
best description ever written of our
Western Niagara.
There are two things which will
make US happy in this life, if We at.
tend to them. The first is never to
vex ourselves about what We cannot
help; and the the second is never to
vex ourselves about what we can
help.
The arrival and departure of trains
at Shoshone at this time is peculiarly
rxasperating to the people of Wood
tt'ver. The west-bound passenger
reaches Shoshone at o'clock at
night and the east bound train ar.
rlyes at o'clock in the morning. Were
t not for the luxurious aconr,oda.
ions at the Spencer House, the delay
would be intolerable.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
Thousands Of Dollars

are spent every year by the people OF
this State for worthless medicines for
the cure of throat and lung diseases,
when we know that if they would only
invest 81 in Santa Able, the new Cali
forn;a discovery for consumption and
kindred complaints, they would in
this pleasant remedy find relief. 1t Is
recommended by ministers, physi.
clans and public speakers Of the
Golden State. Sold and guaranteed
by J. A. Rupert, at 81 a bottle.
Three for 81 so.
The most stubborn case Of catarrh
will speedily succumb to California
Six months treatment
for I'll. by mail $l.lO.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
WOMAN'S COLUMN.

. tne Editor Of the TINES is not responsible for
the views Of contributors ~ ava
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18

ua'ly fascinating book, has in her
portrayal of the struggles of mind
through which she conducts her hero.
forgotten to be just to the other side
OF the problems. She has either for
gotten or she was not competen. to
do it. She puts Into the hands o. the
skeptical and liberal element in tho
story, all tho strongest points OF their
case, while the evangelical faith has
no representation and no defenders.
Such MS 1t necessarily has are gloomy,
mystic, forbiddine, all its arguments
weak. This weak point was first
brought prominently into notice by
Mr., Gladstone, in his mastery review
OF the book, and a late writer in the
Chicago Tribune has enlarged upon
the same weakness in the book and
challenged the noyel- writing world to
produce a new Robert Elsmere, who
shall be as cherry and lovablc- as the
irst Robert. But who can also show
he invincibility Of the church, and
who can go into the by-ways of the
world and establish a brotherhood of
alth upon evangelical foundations,
Ind who can place by his side, not a
ig'd Puritan wife, but a warm. heart.
ID, clear-headed, evangelical woman,
Who can walk side by side with him
II his efforts 20 rout cynical unhelief
nd Grabbed indifferentism? This is
he way, says the writer in the Chica-
o Tribune, to meet aud defeat
sobert EIsmere.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
The Verdict Unanimous.

w. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind,
testifies: 81 can recommcn Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case.
One man took six bottles, and was cured
of rheumatism of 10 years standing"
Abr aham Hare, druggist, Bellviilc, Ohio,
attirms: "The best selling medicine |
have ever handled in my 20 years ex-
ands Of others have added their testi-
mony, SO that the verdict is unanimous
that Electric Filters do cure all diseases
of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only a
half dollar bottle at Rupelt's Drug
Store.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
LOCAL JOrTINGS.

Boys sleds at STEWARD Bros.
See those calendars at STEWARDS
Ladies shopping bags at STEW
ARDS.
Gold pens and holders at STEW
ARDS.
Judge Beatty returned from Boise
yesterday.
Finest line of Books in Idaho at
Stewards.
Meals rs and 50 cents, at the Ne
vala Chop House.
When you want nice Rorterhouse
Steak, 60 to the Nevada Chop House
A CARLOAD Of choice family apples
in fine condition, just received a,
George Krieg's, HALEY.
Samuel Millsaps, successor to Pur-
dam & Ward, will fiji all orders for
ice left at Whitman & Walkers.
For $50 or $50 you can get a lo,
that may he worth 1900 Inside of
Eve years, by calling on a. S. Clark
At the Alturas Hotel.
Give Warren & Shepperl call, at
their Comstook saloon. They have
a cosy place, and their liquors and
cigars are first class.
We have wondered WI at brings
our friend Lamoreaux to Wood River
SO often. We have just found out
that ne comes over here "girIing."
Go to w. S. Mack's to have your
painting, paper-hanging, calcimining,
ETC., done, and carpets taken up aud
relaid. w. 5. MACK,
Agent for Singer Sewing Machines.
In his old quarters, StrAi'orn Block.
Every property holder in FL Do.
RADIO has IS mary chances Of receiving
house or $500 in cash as he has lots
in each block. The drawing is ar
ranged among 10, holders and the
Company simply building upon mott.
fica.ion from them.
We wish to employ a reliable man
in your county. No experience re-.
CURED; permanent position for three
years. Salary increased each year.
Light, easy, g.nteel business. Money
advanced for salary, advertising, etc.
largest manufacturers in our line.
Enclos" cent stamp. No postals.
CENTENNIAL M'F'G Co.
Cincinnati, O.
Lots are selling fast in El Dorado.
The three blocks on sale in this city
will probably be closed out insih. of
the next 10 DAYS. OWN to the
steady demand Mr. a. S Clark will
remain in the Wood River country
another week at lesst.
Received today at Steward Bros
a full line If Worhingtons Artistic
Juveniles rs volumes Also, com
plete line If the Franklin Edition,
IL mos. 200 volumes, standard
srork'' bound in cloth and gilt; price
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
Holiday Rates.

The Union Pacific, "The Over.
land Route" will sell tickets to points
on its lines in Wyoming and Idaho,
within a radius Of 200 miles, Dec
ember Gath, 25.h-3lst, and January
LIST. Tickets good going only on
date of sale, and good returning to
January Ord inclusive, at one Fare
for the Round Trip.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
ROBERT lNGERSOLL AND ROBERT
ELSMEKE,

Colonel Robert Ingersoll has at
tempted criticism Of Robert Els.
mere. He starts out with the cues
uon' "Why do people read book
like Robert Elsmere?" and answers
his own question by saying: "Sim.
ply because they are not satisfied with
the religion of our day." This is one
OF the sweeping assertions lngersoll
Is IN the habit of making, and which
Is not true excepting in the sense that
all moral as we'll as religious questions
OF the present time have a keener in.
terest for all people, who read and
think, than formerly. And running
parellel with this fact, there is anoth.
or one, also peculiar to the present
time. There are vast many people
Colonel 1ngersoll leading the van
who have little knowledge about
almost everything under the sun, but
whose knowledge upon some subjects
Is dangerously little" religion being
one OF those subjects. The Dean Of
windsor says, in the Contemporary
Review: "rhe influence of religion
upon life is one thing; theology or
the essence of religion is another;
and the latter is not to be acquired in.
st'nctively or from the common exper.
fence OF life" That Colonel Inger.
soils knowledge Of theology is de.
rived from these two sources, is clear
10 one who has studied the bible even
specifically. This being the best
textbook of christianity, Ingersolps
assertion of why Robert Elsmere is
10 widely read, recalls some of his
andom assertions made during his
controversy with Judge Black, Of
pennsylvania. Ingersoll represents
Judge Black as saying: "Slavery
will exist throughout all eternity"
What Judge Black did say was "For
yer aud forever interiors must be
Unfortunate to superiors" This is a
eit-evidcnt truth, but it is not saving
hat slavery will exist Throughout all
ternity. Again, in the same dis.
nssion, he says: "Reason is the re.
alt OF experience, but reason and
lind are Identical, reason being
lind in conscious action" How can
be Its own guide? Again he says:
Reason is the intellectual capital,
'e only guide" II reason is the re-
ut OF experience, do not the two .
plainly contradict each 9th
:: But this is nothing for Colonel :
ebert. He often mistakes Auency
" accuracy.
But enough in this short space of
ebert 1ngersoll and word about 8
ebert Elsmerc. The religious novel e;
as old as literature itself, and
odern novel to be faithful picture
modern society, must treat of that .
hich finds place and prominence in
at society, and to omit the discus.
IN Of religious and moral problems, r
oull give very one sided idea of
g ordinary ways and works of
oughtful men and women of the A
esent time. But Robert Elsmere,
'e Robert lng"rsoIl, is very one
led. The gifted authorizes, who has m
yen To the roo dinn .,ulEa | Jul
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
An Absolute Cure.

The Original Abietine Ointment is
only put up in large two-ounce tin
DO xcs, and is an absolute cure for old
sores, burns, wounds, ctapped hands,
and all skin erup'lons. VIII posi-
lively cure all kinds Of piles Ask
for the Original Nbie'ne Ointment.
Sold by J, 4. Roper; at rs cents per
bpx-hy mai. b c"n:s
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
REMARKABLY LOW RATES.
TO Kansas City and Return for S5O.75,

Any day from the first to the f;f.
teenth of December-both dates in.
cldsive--winter excursion tickets 10
Council Bluffs, Omaha, St. Joseph,
Kansas City and return will be sold
from Bellevue for $5O.55, from Hai.
ley for S50.75, ketchum s5I.4O, Sho-
shone *47.9o, Glenn's Ferry s5O.55,
and other Idaho stations at cores.
ponding|y low figures.
These tickets will be good, going,
for 30 days, and for returning any
time within four months, with stop
over privileges both ways.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
Meals at All Hours,

On and after this date l will keen
my dining room open day and night,
and serve MEALS AT ALL HOURS.
Also, fresh oyster cooked in all
styles.
Mrs. SARAH Roach,
Over the Beer Hall,
Northwest corner Main and Car
Donate, Haley.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18
Go 10 Rurkhart's Office.

All persons in need Of electrical
supplies of any kind, will please call
at Fl. Il. BURKHART's office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-12-18

sB- Blank Proofs OF Labor for
BALE ut this Office.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

The broad Atlantic, is ever stormy thorough
fare. Yet blow the winds ever 80 fercely. and
ride the waves ever so loftily, seamen must
man the good ships, tourists will brave the
passage, and commercial travellers and buyers
must visit the centers Of foreign trade and
manufacture. That atrocious malady, sea-
sickness, together with colicky pains and much
inward uneasiness is often endured when Hos
letters Stomach Bitters would have fortified
the yoyagers against them. Sea captains, and
in fact all old salts and veteran Travellers are
acquainted with the protective value of this
estimable preventive and remedy. and are rare
ly unprovided with 1T. Emigrants to the far
West should use it as a safeguard against m a.
laria- Seek the aid of the Bitters for dyspepsia,
constipation, liver complaint kidney troubles.
and all ailments that impair the harmonious
and vigorous action Of the vital powers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
Importance Of Personal Cleanliness.

Very many people do not keep the
skin active and healthy as they ought;
the fear Of catching cold leads them to
neglect to maintain perfect cleanliness
of the body, and as the functions of the
skin are impaired, the work of throw
ing out waste material, which right
fully belongs to it, lis upon the inter-
nal organs. They will bear the impo-
sition for time, and will labor to do
the work forced upon them, but, sooner
or later, they become weakened by the
strain, and then the waste of the sys-
tenn accumulates within the body and
assists in depressing the vital forces.
Thus, by neglect to keep the skin in q
healthy state, many a person becomes
dull and sluggish and disinclined to
bodily effort; all the organs concerned
in life share in the disturbance, and
become INDECENT and torpid. The need
to maintain perfect cleanliness of the
body is, if possible, greater in winter
than in summer, fact which but few
appreciate; and to the neglect of this
essential may be attributed much of
the sickness prevailing in cold wealth
er, which really ought to be the health
lest of the year.-Bostora Journal of
Health.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

An Easy Cure for weak, Tired and Nsr-
vous Feelings.
Persons complain that they are weak, tired.
and exhausted; they have NO appetite.
no strength no life or ambition to work; they
become irritable. cross, blue and discouraged;
IN some cases there are pains and aches In
various parts of the body, and there H. often
indigestion, dyspepsia belching Of wind, dull
head and general dispirited feeling. Sleep
less, restless, and wakeful nights follow
Neglect of these symptoms results In Excess
sive nervous prostratior or paralysis with
prickling sensation and weakness and weari-
ness Of the limbs.
Thousands become prostrated, paralyzed
or insane by neglecting the first symptoms,
not knowing that the nervous irritability,
gloom OF the mind, loss of memory, nervous
weakness and depression show an exhaustion
OF nerve force which will, unless the proper
restorative remedy is used, result In utter
mental collapse and absolute prostratlon OF
nerve and physical power;
Save yourselves from these terrible results
while there is yet time by the use Of that
wonderful nerve invlgorator and health re-
storer DR. Greene's Nervura Norve Tonic 1t
is q purely vegetable remedy, and may be
used by children or the most delicate IN
vAlids with absolute certainty of cure. Its
effects are truly wonderful, and 1t is only
necessary to use it to be convinced OF Its
marvellous restorative and strength giving
powers. Do not fail to use this remedy. for 1t ID
the greatest medical discovery of the century,
and an absolutely certain cure will result
ALI druggists keep it. Price 81 per bottle. Be
sure and get DR.. Greene's Nervura Nerve
Tonic; take no other, for this remedy has no
equal If your druggist does not have IT, he
will get it for you. It's dscoverer, DIR.
Greene, 35 West 14th street. New York, the
great specialist in curing nervous and chron-
&c diseases, can be consulted free, personally
or by letter Use his great remedy and write
him about your case.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

fork or long fire-brand. Mr.. Bear il
soon up to the door of the small room
you see shut off from the rest of the
pen. The door is opened and the bear
pulled up in front; sharp prod of the
pitchfork or o taste of the frebrend in
his rear and in he goes. The door is
then slammed down and the chain re-
leased from the pole. OF course. the
bear soon gets the loop off his neck
and it is easily dragged out. In day
or two the small door between the pens
is opened and the bear driven into the
larger one. There is almost always a
fight, of course, but it is not long be-
fore good feeling is established.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

Everybody has heard of shorss laugh,
but who has ever seen IN equine gifted with
the power Of speech? Such al animal would
be pronounced . miracle; but so would the
telegraph and the telephone have been q
. cure for consumption would have been
looked upon ~ miraculous. but now people
are beginning to realize that the disease is not
incurapla DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery will cure it if taken in time. This
world-renowned remedy will not make new
lungs. but it will restore diseased ones to q
healthy state when all other means have
failed Thousands can gratefully testify to
this. Ali druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
THE power of the waves in storm

THE power of the waves in storm
was shown recently at Bishop Rock,
England, when an iron column twenty
three feet long, and weighing 5000
pounds, a part of new lighthouse be-
ing built, which during storm had
been left lashed by half-inch chain
at each end to a strong eye-bolt, was
found tossed up by the waves twenty
feet to the top of the rock, swaying
about like piece of timber. An anvil
weighing $50 pounds, which was left
in hole 81 feet deep and only two in
diameter, was washed completely out
of it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
THE LATEST.
From Staples s. Covells Saw Miil-The En-
gineer Has Recovered.

WHITEHALL, Oct 20, 1887
Confinement have been afflicted for years
with kidney difficulty and blood poisoning
While visiting my brother in-law, John B.
Barnard OF Holton, lie gave me some OF Hib-
bard's Rheumatic Syrup which had cured
him of rheuma tism. He thought 1T would
help me, and l found almost immediate re-
lief / purchased bottle Of L. g. Ripley,
druggist, at Montague, and in all my vito and
self have used three bottles. She used it for
rheumatism, dyspepsia and general debility,
and is now we'll. Have advised many to try
it, and those who have done so report very
favorably of it's effects. l can cheerfully
recommend it, and believe it is the gre atest
medicine in the world
j. I. SPEARMAN,
Eng Stables Il Coyell's Mills
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
For Ricketts,, Marasmus, and Wasting Dis
orders of Children,

Scott's Emulsion Of Pure Cod Liver Oh with
Hypophosphites is unequaledL The rapidity
with which children gain flesh and strength
upon it is very wonderful. Read the follow
ing: Il have used Scotts Emulsion in cases OF
Ricketts, and Marasmus of long standing, and
have been more than pleased with the results,
as in every case the Improvement was
marked "-J. M. MAIN, M. d., New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
March April May

Are the months in which to purify the blood for at
other s the body susceptible TO benefit from
medicine. The peculiar purifying and reviving quail
ties of Hoods sarsaparilla Just what needed
to expel disease and fortify the system against the
facilitating effects of mild weather. Every year I'm
the popularity of Hoods Sarsapsra for 1t is
just what people need at this 1t is the ideal
spring medicine. II you have never tried it, do so.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

The largest book ever bound is
owned by Queen Victoria, and meas
ures eighteen inches across the back
and weighs thirty pounds. 1t contains
the jubilee addresses of congratu!ation
from the members of the Primrose
Leapue
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
-As GLAREs the tiger on his foes,
Hemmed in by hunters spears and bows
And, ere he bounds upon the ring,
70 10 nj, -

So disease in myriad forms, fastens it's
fangs upon the human race Ladies who
suffer from distressing ailments peculiar to
their SEX shoulG use Dir. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. 1t is positive cure for the
most complicated and obstinate cases Of
weak back, "female weakness" aud all
functional disorders that render the lives of
80 many women miserable and joyless.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

ROUGH ON PILES Quick, complete cure. SOC.
BUCHU-PAIBA, Great Kidney Remedy. ST..
WELLS HEALTH REVIEWER for weak men.
WELLS HAIR BALSAM. If gray, gradually
restores color; elegant tonic dressing. Soc
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

CoUNTERPoINT was brought to per-
lection by the famous composer, Pales-
trina, about 1555.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

PUBLIC sentiment is divided on the ques-
ton of doing away with the swallow
tail coat, same as the tail is.-Teras Stiff
mas
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

trough ON ITCH" Ointment cures Skin HUI
mora Pimples, Flesh Worms, RING Worm, letter,
Salt Rheum. Frosted Fest. Chilblains, Itch, Ivy
Poison, Barber's Itch, Scad Head, Eczema Soc.
Druggists or mail. E s Wells, Jersey City, M.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
Three Bottles Cure Catarrh.

ELI ROBINS, Ru@sdn p. o., Columbia Co.,
she was five years old, very badly. 1 saw DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy advertised, and pro-
cured q bottle for her, and soon saw that it
helped her; a third bottle effected perma-
nent cure. She is now eighteen years old and
sound and hearty"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

DON'T disgust everybody by hawking,
blowing, and splitting, but use DIR. Sages
Catarrh Remedy and be cured
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

trough ON RATS, F." for rats, mice, bugs 15c.
@RoUGH ON CATAIsRH" Only absolute cure. SOC.
@RoUGH ON CoRNs." Hard or soft corns 15c.
@RouoH ON TooTHACHE" Instant relief. 15c
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

LOOK YOUNG, prevent tendency to wrinkles
or ageing of the skin by using LEAURELLE On.
Preserves youthful, plump, fresh condition Of
Druggists or exp. 4. s. Wells, Jersey City, NJ.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
Consumption surely cured.

To the Editor PLEASE inform your readers
that l have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY it's timely use thousands oil
hopeless cases have been permanently cured
shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
FREE to any of your readers who have consump
ton il they will send me their Express and
p q. address. Respectfully
Il. A. SLOCUM. M. c., ISL Pearl st., N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

WHY is the earth like a school black
board? Because the children of men null
tiply upon it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
"Untoid Agony from Catarrh.,,

Prof. w. HAUsNER, the famous mesmerist,
Of Ithaca, ~ Y, writes: "Some ten years ago
1 suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
catarrh; My family physician gave me up as
such bad one, that every day, towards sun
set, my voice would become 30 hoarse could
my coughing and clearing of my throat would
almost strangle me. BY the use of DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy, in three months, was well
man, and the cure has been permanent"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

AYoUNG lady's first question is: "Is h
married?"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29

Wanted Position as accountant purch'g at. 10yrs
experience nest of references. Box e15 Hartford CT
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
"Constantly Hawking and spitting.,,

THOMAS J. RUSHING, ESQ.,, s9os Pine Street,
st. Louis, Mo-. writes: ~ was great sufferer
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking
and splitting, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils
thought nothing could be done for me. Luck
lily, / was advised to try DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy, and am now a well man. believe
it to be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
manufactured, and one has only to give it
fair trial to experience astounding results and
O permanent cure"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-02-29
Hoods SarsapariIIa

For many months suffered greatly. My whole
system seemed TO be entirely run down. my ambition
was gone, had pains in my back and feeling of as
stude Which could not throw or. was treated I'M
successfully for kidney trouble determined to try
Hoods sarsapara. Before the first bottle taken
/ candidly say was relieved. have used the
medicine off and siuce, and recommend IL for
kidney liver complaints" NIRs w. II. STANG. 935
Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn, Ny.