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Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
FOR Kenf-- EoonS.

COR RENT-DEsTRABLE FURNISHED q
I unfinished rooms at las lyOn-st
TOR RENT-THREE ROOMS. ARE CENTRAf
3 ly lOCstfd, have the finest OF iurniture. aI
sre very TlosSant AZ sn times, none bnt tr
class tenants need apply. r.. d. Brock lSitf
EOR RENT - FURNISHED FRONT ROOM
i either single OF en- suite. Apply 10 Room
Power Cp- "a liouse block, Pearl-st. &c
EOR RENT-A NICELY FUESIsHED FROM
/ room al 6s Rsnsom-st. l1t
Tor RENT-THE INCEST KIND OF ROON
\ in suits of two or four rooIns with ell noder
m pI0yemerts on (snslNt, TOR Offices or lish
manufacturing purposes also for lodging. +.
.uiTe at once. No. - Canal-st, OF G.. a. Berwir
81
NOR RENT-FURNISHEO ROOMS: STA
. heated and furnished rooms for light house
Eeeping. Apply al room lO5, New housems
tifck 1871
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

roor Bksrfsv Csxrsstn has gone at
issf 4 Is q ssa thsrg to see = uan who
hss been en- bright intellectually ss The
desd actor and pisY-writer gradually loss
bis mental and physical powers and be-
crne wreck IN he prime of he. he
disd "a Monday At the Iassne Asylun At
Niddlefc~u. y. Z. Hs stxssing quail
ti~s of keaft snd mind have made him
many trends Who vi zeal very kseuly
r.a sad ieafh
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

TOR sALE-A HORSE AND CARRIAGE
/ SCI cheap a. fo5 rnnrfh-sf
Eog sALK--AT DISCOUNT A SCHOLAR
i snip n business college. sOr evening IN
strncton. address S.. D.. b0x Telegram Her
sd oaice B4f
COR sALE-A STOCK OF DRUGs AT sULLI-
! van Nkh There sre GVc sss mills n viciu-
isv and tusinres prOftstl Good reasons for
selling. J. 3. waizor. CoopersTiuc, Mich. lsIil
I'OR sALE-FA- Ta0TTFR BAY 6EOBGf
/ Fine roa fsier gentle siitshls for siics r.
drive = p Homsu. ls Csnsl-sf. fs.u
TOR sAIF AN ENTIRE OUTFIT or
= machiaer7 for = fra riass lannirT siso q
sir-hcrsc power engine. for particulars enquire
Of 9. a Berwil, No = Cara s. l5su
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Tf r-rnor cuula kill usn Jar Gcrnn
would hare bean dead long sgo. But -
cftsn "a the papers bring him 70 me point
- dsafh hss son Gzcsss resucifssss him
81 sn ssssrticn thar bis health y perfect
TIE pnoie ssow better than that, ho~-
ere
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

WANT TO EXCHANGF 4 GOOD TFAw
~ harress and wagon fer = - in ffe - th o.
east rsrr 81 fte rifv-rfl pav 4 ferencf II eav
Enauire g. 6ts ~eufE TivlsioH-s1. 1ls
xuANTFD-eOOD eECnND HAND sAwNlIf
w HHb fnz.ne lsxa o. foss tszrese vth
f1l Psrticaisrs A.. trsisa 90, sge1t. NiTTa1 -
Nich nS
tt-kNTFr-kI THl- UFFsCF COPIES or
sri rrli q ~
gtsr rSMAN-CAN ADD a ITNE ewsIf.
= sp~pl-s Ore ssrrt esr1rd g 1t oihsrx -
tof2 .oc 81 fSss P.O BcT ls.l, Nsw 4orE uEf
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Tba Tnmirza'ioa Invssti gallon Con-
u1iftse accomplishing wonderful results
airesdg. T. las reduced Italian immi-
srafloo 20 nirfmuu- ard the sfYscs viii
be tls ssnne vita other countries ss soon
as 30 eyes Of he ccmmittes sre tnrnad
in their direction. Lat Saturday rhsn
thry wsuf 20 Castle Garden expecting to
see great infiUx q IssIisn enig-ants,
rot ere did they behold. There vas
oDiy era stssTsgs passenger. snd Ia vss
4 Franchuan.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
HENRY +. WALCH,
STENOGRaPHER.
Office Room 60.
New JTouseman BmIlding.

New Jlouseman Building.
Opposite Citv Hal. Grand RAPIDS.
Mich. Reference. Chrncerv csses De-
petitions. DictatioH ard general iav work
accurately reported and transcripts
promptly furnished ~ reasonable rates
Official S'enogrtpber 81 the Circuit
Court for Kent County end Notary
Public.
Agent for Western Michigan Tor tbe
celebrated
Hammond Typewriter.
PersoDs contemplating The purchase
of typewriter, should certainly cal
and see the Han mond More Ban
rRopd typevriters bsve been sold m
Grand Rapids during the past year than
any other. Nene fef circular. A con
pieie stock 81 typevriter supplies. car
bon paper ribbons and psper c0Bsisnf.
II on hand. Telephone No. -. Take
Elevator on oiiawss1
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
! AXE sHoKf = l1cHIeAs soUTEEHs.

frslr iesves crs-s Espios ~ knersr -
- , r.. ar ~ 1ere - s1n
Thre1gt tiekefs ss'c - rrirepsl YTH q ne
rifsf essfss Mextae snd tsrsfs - Lnon
T8cke Osice
~ e~rrH q ? a f3eyetssd
~ Roruk fiefrr Tifkfs A-ent
Gro Hrxsax Crr IicEsf Ageaa
Taktro eFarf Ner ~ Ja@
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

f-oR sAIF Or TRADE FOR HOUSE AND
los -sere fia1ii f8Fz A tsFgsin A T.
slogg G. North biFlslensa- "a
roR sALE CHkAP-A NICE FARM OF 81
acre. NitB frame house, one nile sno a
barter frof0 Haiisf- Apply al Mrs :, u N~-k
& -oelh DIV sl0D-s - l-4i
eOR sALF-THR FARM BELONGING TO
The estaIe OF the iste Daniel s-chernerhofn.
ae nile NeSl of The cils. frouiIng kridee A. IL
= the cHlry fsFm, OF lor ir,nt raising and gar
eulng Nay - sslld Ia freln ten 20 thirty aefe
~ Apply 10 Dr. NhIiworth aouiulslrStOI ~
..l-IIh n d n na kAI.os Mlch. l1tlf
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
Fmr.,iture stored.

RNTTURF sTORFD PACKED AND
/ moved. Expert packers sent on short notice
by Radclif holt. III routh Division 81, tele-
Phone No g0L Jsn'y 2. 80
FURNITURE PACKED, NOVED AND sTOREU
7 By experienced vorsmen eheap a. Mrs g
]. Walkers second band furniture dealer. L.
south DiviSicu-S l14t
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
DRUNKENNESS
or th- ffsucr Habit. Positively Csre5
ss AsHsts,steries ~ hsise"

1tcsn b. given IN a cup % coffee o. "a With
oct tie know ie,ise II ~ pe~Spn taking Il. -
sn<5lgie'y hrrm iess ani via efeff permanent
and suaedr etre. wrether the rstient = a ne6er-
sic 1rfnker - an sleoEotfc vFeCE. Ihossssni- of
drls8karfs have beer made Ten persHe men w DO
have taksu tofoen -rrCitC IN their et1ee ~ith
ora theiT knov Edge snf taea7 t<feVe they
emit irfn king 81 fhelr own tree wit- II <EN 2
FAILS 1hs sgSferu once ir - zuated wlfh he
sseriiic 4 beerrneS 81 Uttef fH1l possibility f1r
the naucf arrstite - exist For sac 81 y II
TfFe-. prngsirf rs Wonrse 81 sd -5 Csrsi e.
snf PkCK Bros. 10 sn3 ia Monroe =. Grand
Fapidz MiCb.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

\ ETRoIT. GRAND HAVEN a. MILWAUKEE

Ialiyi FuhIsft fx'rpltH DAIIl.
Detroit Express has psrl0r ear n Detroit mss-
ing direct connections Tor al points last arriving
in New York AZ l0lu a N next osy Limited
Express east has through sleeper from Grand
Rapids 70 Niagara Falls cnnnectingst Milwaukee
Junction with through sleeper 70 Toronto
Through tckcis snd sleeping car births secured
a. D.. q. II. & ". sailwsy oHccs. - donroe 81
ard 81 the depot
JAS CANTFVif. city Pas Agent
CFo. ,. RETYE. Traffic Manager ChicaCo.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

IN Nav York ncv the cry = -No cpu-
a,,cfe-. rr ida~ Bat ss i = nos likely
tAsy can bold out ca that line very long
t = ncs ikslr - have suy result
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Deficnf and efffuisics vii be Furnished On en-
rlicstou. by ihe undersigned fpf artistic in1eror
decorating CON npelnf lu price slo beauty 81
fnlkh Hilh nal-Is decorations. ~ ne lse o.
tie permanent estcT coiof ANT ksislnins
q We sgiffSntff ~ oc this fffas'lr and dufs be
eeoe;aiiHg - - 10 produce hettef ererts tor ths
sane amount o. money thsi u would ccsi ~ 40
toe same fnom with va.i-us per. siihef iu rhaae
OF elaborate work snc the ~oft q guaranteed .
he pe-r Ancnt nu1 thai d wii never reQuifs tst.
irf of "a 20 fDisb the vHlis with the same ~ az
other fniFn
The ceiling of tbc entrance % Powers
cp~rs House "A sample al one rTsde of thb
work
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

yVANTED-A COTTAGE OF SIX OR sFvT
~ rooms by good permanent tenant No;
Ike 10 gee near Car line. Address 5. r. r., Tel
Eram- Herald D.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
situations Hantea--M MAZE.

WANTED-sITUATfON BIZ EXPERIENeEl
" bookkeeper. Best of citv references IA
nished. Address, + tox ,, this ONCE.
ANTED- SITUATION As BOOKKEEPi
W or clerk by young man. three years eNlr-
ence; speak 1ermsn best OF references. Adcg,
A. B., %, Traverse City
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Nrs c. svslsSp haa bs@n speeding
ker tina o = varF sHief. reti7si nsBne-
81 Nsricu. NJ eustls a5out Der tais
Sumrrsr
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
Want IDIERTISEAENI{

tkssen hsr 81 tiKss - sny sdserfiseEeeE
esE - fesna y ctsscffx - nUza e@F 81
soras byssssn. AES At "a Aass Sesstsf
"a go flll tszs-
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Essa REolssi anss. who have no love tor
ihs Pope. viii 20 cory Il hs - driven 30
ihs val and forced 20 lesvs Rome By
sucn = nan IS ssznof CRHgI. ths kEg
Il l,aly's Prime Minister. A man who
hss been So n0iorlogsiy untrue 70 his
Vows a. = husband that the Queen
caused Inn 20 rssizu his position in q
fssnss miB.ssry. IL DOW ,ranspires that
tbe Invitation % Emperor WILLIAM was
givsn FOR tbe purpose II humihating the
Pope. he,snss his wifs a bad woman
before he married her, eonld not gain
recognition At tbe Vatican. This Is the
plan which Prince BeAARcK Is asked TO
sssist IA accepting the invitations for the
kassr 10 siss king HrNBEKr II Rome.
lmpofsass dsysl0pmsa's NAY DO sx-
pseled.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
.Sitnoffons Unnfcd-Fernftle.

A LADY OF EXCELLENT CHAR AcTER An
\ good family CoDnec'io ions would Ike stu
ion ia some nice family o. hOusekeeper. 81
family preferred. she has little daughter O I
years whom she wishes 20 have with her. f
u iOrmallon aaafeks J. cRre of Garner 70 3.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

sEsT ~ atsers esfIF tzesns s9p1eys
Iskleg Fer ~ at. 41f
q ea-s - - pacift sn< ttaelie -
rTesr~s if eft fr1rn Dstra = sFarof c4-- r1H ~
ts- Frf-s@ sr.< ~s~F Psrs4s Fzar-es a. sn1
fr0rz Efetfag ftrafs aernof-l1re rosdf . y frt
wa kr1gxr t-s - Es1 IfcFrrk - 49, =
rlot T1oksf 'flee Eoar9est- sn1 a. tflaH
oefF1
case r1vpH re A. Norr1s -
nR ze.z.es 3 3 sf,z A.. C1reeo
r~HF rn~LsK rGE1FrEE eTEkEFE
Tr1re r. Ar nssf frF atif trize tfon
fssrsks5 te ksa ta-ee1 sd retizrn
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

AZ last there seems nothing 70 prevent
The execution q "Binky" MoR0AS to-
night. While many srs not sstisbed TO
have bin hang ard the others 20 Tree,
yet fhs prevailing opinion outside Of
Colarhus seems TO be that MoRaAN
should - hanged q general 2ria ciplos
n not for lhis particular offenss They
know thai no prison - stron2 enough TO
bold hirs for he ress ot MS natural life.
sri that ha committed murder 10 re
psst is ssry certain. Consequently thers
ell be > qnile Esrsrsl satisfaction ct
Gov>rnor FoR4xm's decision not 10 in
terfsra
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
CHICAGO 4 WEST MfCHIGAE-ALL TRAfN rs
I arrive at and deT.su FROM Union Depot


BEFAHf.
Mail for Chicago Muskcg0u an 4 Toicdof g N n
Pass p, press fof ChicscO ...-.-.-.-. n 80 m
ExpTesS for Nuskrgon and lisrt--..-....f IS . n
Nlghf kxpfess for Chicago 81 - pfn
Night Exprcls f1r inoisuspoiis "a o. = W
For Bic Rapids. Baldwin, Iudcnxton
and MEulktof ....l..-. 4 % / ~
ForBig Bspidf, BALDWIN, IDdinEion and
Msnissee .........-........ .....-.-.....f - N
Fxpfess for Nuskexon and q @ Haven I 20 pm
tKETFf
Night Fxprck from Chicsro -...-........-. n
NiRht E1pre-s iroD in6iaNapo'i IS .-..----.' 21
IHrrcss from HusEegpn ard Hart..-....f 20 40 q
Mai from Chicsgo and NuskeRou ....-.S 81 q IN
FXpros< from AIegan and Toledo. ...f ~ = N
Fxpress from fertwsteT and u r.gfeEpuf On pfn
Tssi fSprtss frofn n lcf Co.. .... a. 3 m
Prom Manlfiec. Lexington. BALDWIN
and Big Rspi8s... ........- fio - a m
Frnm Manlsire, Ludingt0B. Baldwin - Z ~ r n
epaiy fDhiiy srcerf sunday tDailT e1ccp
eatnrdsy 'Iaily eScepi Monday.
II rough eGa.hes 70 bicsRo and Ioleoc ou -
an train Through g.2fior Ger 70 thicaFo on
J. - Z ~ tfsin NO e1irf cfefre fof seats -
Jhrourh sieepiDT and cbsir esf between infisn
spali on Indianapolis Night I1T1es trsins--
Jhfough s'cfJiug car q fhtcsEn un li - m
train Il uipn Tifsef ofico 81 HOuroe-rt
IS. A CsnrENrEF. 1rHfe Aanarer
WIlJrts eAvETT. tslt Cen fsss Aren't
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

ssONFY 10 LOAN Ok GOOD RIAL ESTATE.
j in SUNS fIou sa9e 20 sa0,o00- low Interest
+ 2 AHtisdel onlce. Loyett block. opposite
...ert ! hotel d Psi
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Teile~ ssck hss isit Florias fcr ls>x
rstsiicn. s. 5 hnped. ss tasFs szs ne nev
csses Il Tan0s-
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
A0eRfS-- u Nnfc6.

gANvAssERs WANTED FOR TOWNS AM
4 cities outside Grand Rapids, ~ sell spccialt @
wlh at competition. Apply 10 J. NJ. wheele'.
No. Feari-sl Plat
lVANTEI-lOcAL OK IkANELfSG AGEST
W for a new specially. Fire Proof Sales. \. y
scent ordered carload first week, - J. agent
sf a Carload. = xich. csDvssser clesred siD
irst month. Buffalo otsler Nith his other husi.
res- is clearing g - Ter mcnih on our specially
dialogue tree. Alpine safe Co. Cincinnati. o.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

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Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
TRATN THE TARLES.

The shortest ire a. Detref and Past Fiersut
pariof car between Detroit ard ifane Rspads
Trains leaving Detroit - nm a. nHsns Rap.
lcf 20 p.fn. ruu oalF. Other a. cslls e1-
cept sunday.
GEU T. SMITH Cen trt Cfsnd Rapids
N. CARTE NTfR
J. B. NJLLkFN Tfafic ksnsres
General Manage
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

T fixtures forssle Inquire on the premises
:. TyIo!er, sgent. 1871
Tor RENT-oNE-HALF OF TIE sTORi
{ No. p csnal-st. For particulars enquire o
g. A. BeTwin f3it
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Tae following = Ist ef ths uss-rss~s
Iseeases issnsi wnce isss Fabiisasd With
tn- names. residence Wien outsids tas ETY.
srt ages ef tiie parties
Arse
Be sen 2 R..henh. sr.-.. LIZ &. va
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

Hep = ftssfef-- Vale.
NANtkl-A FIRST fIAS, SALESMAN
y atufafiure sore, hfsl of ret re1ee, g.
slDs.e aiau pisieli sd- Ad.iTess 4, 1x E. esle
tHI. a1lee.
"A AlEil-IHo AACHiAIel1 WITH Ek
" years exf-ftf1ee DalfeFa NoFkels 81
I've yeafs experience cDlo-td l4I.efk. : tt-f.
slsi, lGtofets tafnefs slel.s .szIsr.lsE a. cfe
nead > siieI, 4 mSChlnS b-4tksai g.. ara y.
tousr t4lsk
WANffp-IHKEE GOOD sALESNEE ft
w salary J. e. Wilcox. "a soa.h DiFss.on
~
WTANTEn-l.5N MIN AND 500 TEAMs lf
" ~osk on sn1rsi Nicnigla fGilro4d
sierP9fi. Miehis "a commencing Auglsl 9. ls.
2. y. Eos ut0n, fTss.delt -a
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02
Water CoI0TFrescOeing.

Superior in Oh. IN point q Durability as
well as Beauty
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

7 CST - TUESDAY FORENOON 4 SIIVr
u case New Eu6and watch. 40. l584s. j. oi
Al bly, on West Bridge -. or Frontst Finder Wi
tc suitably rewarded ior returning same 10
D. Peterson - Bowery-st
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

A. an 81 a. 70 HakgIIoS's position on
tts Chinese question some year, ag3
which thrsateas u assume consider
eo!s inportsacs IN the campaign, the
k'Vabhcsns sre quoting nova sentence
frcm a speech Of TuURMAS's on tbs Chi-
ness cues iou IN the senate IN 1919. Ia
IL this. Free migration would bs adj
vaBfa<eous - furnishing 4 class cs cheap
and Efficient laborsrs-' But since The
evils Of grafton have become more
"a roughly understood u - not at a.
likely The "Oid homaa" would care 10
owa that unfortunate phrase, aud II
shonld hsys 10 inhrerce whatever. Bat
- i j. anfair TO Judge either HARsIsoS
20 THrs&AS for sonsthinZ said 80 long
ago. Dsmocra,s and Republicans sllke
had ts .sT cry "gui's" on that subject.
Telegram-herald., 1888-08-02

TIE operation ot pumping pesrc-
lena from Central Oaio to South
Chiczgo was bsrun on Monday. and il IS
ezpscsed that u viii be su accomplished
fact nsxt week Thursday. Ii Is great
enterprise. aud will make considerable
difersnes With The coal business One
coDpaay - lssssnin2 its coal purchases
until Il burns l.0C0 barrels OF petroleum
a deg. snd expects soon 10 consume l.5O0
barrels = day. II is q good thing to
have variety Of combustibl-s. More
Independence - secured in that way,
sni the public is not let so much At the
mercy Of TIE monopolisis.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29
HOUSEHOLD

THE TAKING OF BATHS Admitting
the necessity Of the use of soap and
water, let us consider the best sort of
bath to take. Probably no bath is
healthier than the tepid, although as
we shall see both cold and hot nay I've
used in certain cases to greater advant-
&C.. The princess OF England whose
complexion is not only the finest, but
who has best stood the wear and tear
OF time, takes her morning plunge reg
ularly and in water fairly cold, but she
is particularly careful TO promptly make
use of the flesh brush-using gloves of
moderate roughness, rapidly over the
surface Of the body and, finally, the
rough towel in a quick, general rub,
occupying both for the bath and this
massage, il one may call 1t such, TWEEN
ty minutes in all. At night the same
lady's BATH Is prepared tepid and of dis
titled water, the admirable advantage
of which is not properly understood.
Every particle of foreign matter is
removed from distilled water, so that
it Is absolutely pure. 1t costs about
twelve cents per gallon, and can be
used, a quart at a time, for a quick
sponge bath with admirable effect. es
peclally when combined with a little
glycerine and o water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29
FARM

Moss ON FRUIT TEEEs,-Moss Is
found most often on pear trees not IN a
vigorous growing condition or III moist,
shady places. The moss Is u sort OF
fungus growth, which is easily kept of
by washing the trees with strong soap
suds. This treatment promotes the
growth OF a smooth and healthy bark.
If the trees are badly messed over now.
it will be lest to take an hoe and scrape
off the thickest of the moss before
washing the trees. and then wash them
two or three times during the next
two months. In the fall, after the
leaves are off, spray the whole tree
with the soap suds, repeating this again
early In the spring: there is nothing
like 1t tn promote clean and thrifty
looking bark. At Elm Fruit Farm we
make a borer wash for our peach and
other trees, and 1t also answers the
double purpose Of keeping out tie borer
and keeping the bark clean and healthy.
This wash Is prepared by adding to a
common bucketful of water two quarts
Of strong soft soap, half a pint of
crude carbolic acid, two ounces of
Paris green, with lime enought to make
a thin paste that will adhere to the
tree. IL convenient, a little clay or
fresh Gov dung may be added to assist
in making the wash stick. Apply it
with a swab or brush about the base
Of the tree and in the crotches OF the
main branches. The AIN will wash 1t
down from time to time and the whole
trunk will receive the benefit. In
spraying the trees when not in leaf. ]
usually add a quarter OF a pound or
more of potash to each bucketful OF
soap suds, so as to make quite a strong
ye. These washes cost but little and
are of great value in the orchard.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29
The reward of one duty done is the
power to fulfil another.


Dull, heavy headache. obstruction of the
nasal passages, discharges falling from the
head INTO the throat, sometimes p~rofuse,
watery, and acrid, at others, thick. tena-
cious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid;
the eyes are weak, watery, and intiamed;
there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hack
ing or coughing to clear he throat, expec-
toration of offensive matter, together with
scabs from ulcers; the voice is change and
has a nasal twang; the breath is offensive;
smell and taste are impaired; there is a
sensation of dizziness, with mental depres-
sion, a hacking cough and general debility.
If you have all, or any considerable num-
Der of these symptoms, you are suffering
from Nasal Catarrh. The more complica-
ted your disease has become, the greater
the number and diversity of symptoms.
Thousands of cases annually, without
manifesting half of the above symptoms,
result in consumption, and end in the
grave. No disease is so common, more de-
ceptive and dangerous, or less undei stood.
or more unsuccesslully treated, by ply
sicians. Five hundred dollars reward is
offered by the manufacturers of DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy, fer q case of catarrh
which they cannot cure. Remedy sold by
druggists, at only 30 cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

ANYTHING FOR A TRADE .-Peddier
Il am introducing a new kind OF hair
brush which
Business man (impatiently)-I've no
use for a hair brush. Can't you see
I'm bald?
Eyes, sir. Your lady. perhaps
"She's bald, too, except when she
goes out"
Eyes, sir. Child at home, perhaps
"Only a month old. Bald too"
Eyes, sir. You keep a pet dog, may
be-
1--WE do, but it's a hairless dog"
Peddler desperately Can't l sell
you a fly trap, sirp
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

A PLEASANT aud characteristic in
cident is recalled here Marietta, Pa, y
of the late Larry jerome during one
of his visits to Colonel James Duffy.
One day he met a little girl on the street
crying as if her heart would break. The
big hearted New Yorker stopped the
child and asked her what the matter
was. She replied between her sobs
that she had dropped a pitcher in
which she was carrying home a quart
of molasses, and that the pitcher was
broken and the molasses spilled.
"Never mind. my DEAR" said Larry.
"Here is something that will get you
another pitcher and more molasses."
He placed a dollar in the child's hand
and she dried her tears and skipped
away rejoicing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29
Hoods ~SarsapariHa
100 Doses One Dollar


A MIsERLY old farmer, whose wire
was taken very Ill, called upon the VII
lage doctor to attend her, but the doc
tor wanted an understanding as to the
terms. The old farmer said: There
are $40 which you shall have whether
you kill or cure her,"
The old woman died and the doctor
called for his money.
"Did you kill my wife?" asked the
farmer.
"Certainly not" replied the doctor.
swell, them" said the farmer, leave
the house as soon as possible. A bar
gains a bargain. 1t was kill or cure,
but you did neither"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

Many women are prevented by feelings
of delicacy from consulting 4 physician in
those disorders arising from functional de-
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ism, and the most serious results are often
caused by this neglect. 10 such persons
Or. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is an
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cure for all those distressing disorders to
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ID saves a modest girl or woman from the
embarrassment of a personal consultation
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manufacturers, that it will give satisfac-
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The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT. - Mrs.
Mushroom-I wonder why it is Miss
Lotus never calls nowadays. Curious
too, she neglected to send us cards for
her reception. l know it must ha We
been an oversight, though.
MIR, ii lshroom-I don't know any
thing about it, and to tell the truth, /
don't care.
Young Mushroom-1 saw her last
week, pa. She SAID l was a wicked
boy to use IA bean blower at her, | told
her she was a lean, serawny, %attenuat-
ed and blase old maid, cause my papa
said so, and be wouldn't tell a lie.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

A STRAY LAME. - Village Parson
(entering country editors otfce)-You
promised to publish that sermon I sent
you on Monday, but do not find 1t in
the latest issue of your paper.
Editor-I set it up. 1t surely went
III. What was the name of itp
Parson-Feed My Lambs.
Editor latter searching through the
paper -Ah-y1s um-here II is. You
see we've got a new foreman. and he
put it under the head of Agricultural
Notes. as Hints on the care of Sheep
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-09-29

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