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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
Made a Botch of 1t.

WINoNA, March 19-Obed Averill, a
resident of Winona for many years, cut
his throat with penknife Sunday even
ing in the cellar of his house. His wind
pipe was nearly severed, but the arteries
escaped. The cash is about four inches
long and there is little hope of recovery.
Dependency from lack of employment
was the cause.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THE prospects for remarkably pros
porous building season in st. Paul are
excellent. The new blocks in the
wholesale district and on West Third
street will do very well indeed as start
ers. Now who will be the next capital
ist to win fame and increase fortune for
himself in a similar way?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Astronomers have discovered that the
planet Jupiter has big red spot on its face.
That's what Jupiter got for being out all
night.
~
private letter received in the Philadel-
phia Times Office confirms the rumOr of MIR.
BLANE's bad health. The writer saw him in
Florence short time ago, and says that the
evidences of decline are apparent in every
feature of his face and in every motion OF
his body, There is no longer the Yivacity
and self-assertion which once characterized
Mr.. BLAINE. Instead, there is deep shade
of melancholy On his face and languor in
his step which are painful to the observer.
In the opinion OF the writer Mr.. BLAINE is
doomed man.
81 tell you newspaper advertising pays,
and here is the proof Of it," remarked Man.
ager Gus MORTIMER as he glanced over the
magnificent audience at the Grand last night.
81 have spent several hundred dollars in
extra newspaper advertising of LOUIS JAMES
st. Paul engagement" he continued, land
here l get it all back the first night The
business man who doesn't advertise in the
newspapers is not business man. He is a
chump."
A telegram from Augusta, Ga, in this
mornings GLOBE announces the death of
Hon. JOHN KING yesterday, accompanied
with the statement that he was the Oldest ex
United States senator. He may have been
the oldest in senatorial service, but SIMON
CAMERON is the Oldest in years. Mr.. KING
was eighty nine, while Mr.. CAMERON is nearly
two years older Mr.. CAMERON is still hale,
hearty old man, and is down in Florida catch
ing fish and shooting wild ducks, having as
much fun as boy of sixteen would
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
A PROBLEM OF SPRING.

Sun a-shining brightly
In the azure sky,
Breezes blowing lightly
AS vernal sigh:
Banished for the present
Every thought and care;
Bless me! 1t is pleasant
In the open air.
Tresses soft and golden,
Eyes of liquid blue;
Witching smiles that holden
Daring things to do;
Cheeks that might belong to
Peaches ripe and sweet;
Bless me lis it wrong to
Flirt upon the street?
Baltimore Herald
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
Ready to Report.

WASHINGTON, March 10. = At the
meeting of the ways and means commit
tee tonight consideration of the tariff
bill was, finally completed, and the COM
niittee adjourned until "Wednesday,
when, it is understood, Chairman Mills
win be instructed to report the measure
til the house. The Republican men,
beers of the committee did not offer
amendments to the bill tonight, but
moved to strike OUT certain clauses; and
sections as they were reached. Their
smptions, however, were Invariably
voted down on strict party lines.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THE pine operators on the Chippewa
reservation refuse to quit logging be-
cause they haven't been officially noti-
ned. Perhaps if the braves carried the
notification to them on the point of their
scaping knives they might be per-
suaded.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
THUS the brilliant but cratic New


little snowbird from the Twin Cities
whispers that Hon. IGNIsFATUUs DONNELLY
is candidate for the seat in the senate now
occupied by Hon. DWIGHT NJ. SABIN. There
are good many disputed passages IN the
great folio of Mr. DoNNELLY' S ambitions, and
so it is perhaps vain to speculate upon what
a figure he would be in the senate chamber,
and whether he would be but cipher. For
our own part, we would like to see him there
own suspicion that the Congressional Record
is written though not at present claimed, by
Hon. HENRY W. BLAIR, of New Hampshire.
The intrinsic evidence afforded by the en-
ormous dizziness of that publications. of itself
almost convincing proof of our theory; but
it would be interesting to have an ingenious
cryptologist like Mr.. DoNNELLY examine the
Record and BLAIR.
And in the words of the immortal
Capt. CUTIE, ''He kin, if any one kin,
he kim"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

CONVICT CARLIN had a neat scheme
to get free trip to Chicago by repre-
senting himself as TAsCoTT. but it's
just as well for him that it didn't work.
The Chicago police might have taken
him at his word and hung him as the
SMELL, murderer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

First Lieut.. Samuel S. Payne, Fiji
teenth infantry, Fort Buford, Dak., has
invented and patented a device for
stacking guns and carbines in tents,
which. it is thought, will be appreciated
by the regular army and fill the purse of
the enterpriSing lieutenant.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
A NEW YORK contemporarv eme

A New YORK contemporary energies
from snowdrift and thus vents Its
spleen:
Dakota will please go off and freeze to
death. The blizzard business has not hitherto
received much attention in this town. but,
for beginner, the work turned out on Mon
day must be considered first-class When
New York INDUCES in blizzardous weather
She takes il cold and heavy.
In fact, she retires completely from the
world in order to thoroughly enjoy her
self
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

JOE CHAMBERLAIN refused to accept
a title as a reward for his services to
England in the fisheries matters. That
was where JoE's head was level. A
plain mister is most distinguished in
England nowadays.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

If PARTICIPATION in the strike is nee
essary to metrOpolitanism, the Twin
Cities will be quite willing to wait a
while for that distinction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THE cable company is to be COM
mended for its forethought in providing
open cars for summer use. The COM
pany owes the public every accommo-
datiOn possible.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
BLIZZARD LITERATURE.
Some of the Amusing Features
Connected With the Eastern

Some of the Amusing Features
Connected With the Eastern
Blizzard.
New York Sun.
These are some of the signs stuck in
the snowdrifts:
ssThis bank don't bust"
"Come, gentle spring."
keep off the grass
''Let her go, Giovanni; Gallagher's
dead" He isn't, though; he's only got.
a better job than snow shoveling.] -
stake sample"
"Mount Blizzard"
'ClOsed for repairs to the weather i
will reopen In the sweet by and BY"
"Wanted-The wretch who wrote
Beautiful Snow" v
''Coal cent per pound. A chrome
given with every five pounds" =
A Warren street merchant stuck big.
board in drift before his door, on which,
was scrawled: -
:: AS THE pRoPRiEToR WISHES TO !.
+: ENGAGE IN OTHER BUSINESS =
HE WILL SELL THIS SNOW
AT A SACRIFICE.
Somebody, who seemed to suspect the
veracity of MI. George, labeled the drift
in front of the Standard Office on Ann
street:
!: HENRY GEORGE LIES HERE.
.s.''......
Tackled to a rickety chair on a snow
pile at Forty-second street and Seventh
avenue was the placard:
MAYOR HEWITTaS GRAND STAND. !
MARCH II.
A Broadway snow heap bore the pa
thetic placard:
...........s...
This Biz
i: KNOCKS BIZ.
= ss
A Woman Bewitched.
CLEVELAND, o., March 19.-Residents
of KinSman street are excited over
GorYnaYa nomo1f Dfornipnor
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THE rumor that the ghost of SHAKE
sPEARE is waiting on the other side
with large-sized club for the arrival
of our IGNATIUs has not yet been au-
thenticated.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

WEEKLy-D DAILY - Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
1yrin advance 81 90 6 mos. in adv. 50 90
3 months, in advance. 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

GEN. BRAGG will be banqueted in
Mexico. Now observe how easily Wig
orous Northwesterner will down the in
Sidious pulque.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THERE will be grand gathering of
woman's rights women in Washington
on the 25th. There is yet time for con-
gress to escape to the woods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

ALREADY the labors of the Twin
Cities union committee are bearing
fruit. 1t is a good work that ought to
go on vigorously.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

SENATOR INGALLS, joked the news
paper correspondents, BUTT is quite
likely that the correspondents who are
keeping tab on the senator may laugh
last and heartieSt.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

The man who in making up the Phil
adelphia Times political estimates de-
clared LINCOLN was the choice of Min
nesotans probably never heard of the
WASHBUEN boom,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

JUDGE Cory yesterday cooled the
ardor of a street ''masher" by the effica-
ci0us means of $50 fine. This is well.
The addition of fifty days in the work.
house would have been better.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

The next great political question bids
: fair to be as follows: Was John James
Ingalls, an tally of the confederacy'' ia
1S64?-Pittsburg Dispatch. q.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
SUNDAY ALONE.

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
4 yrin advanceS10 90 3 mos. in adv. 50 so
ON. in advance 5 90 5 weeks in adv. 90
One month 49,. SOC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
In Harmony With the Farmers.


WlnnebagO PreSS-NeWs.
If the rumor is correct that Gen. j. FL.
Baker will run this fall as an independ-
ent candidate for congress there will be
music in the air by full band. The
general has the ability to fill the Office
creditably, and, further, he is in SYM
pathy with the farmers of the Second
district so far as obtaining a reduction
and revision of the present tariff is con-
carned
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
PROTECTING TRUSTS.

The New York Times says the RAN
DALI bill deserves to be called bill to
-otect and perpetuate TRUSTS" So
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

THERE is growing suspicion that
ADAM BADEAU is ADAM BADEGG.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

\
! VT in advance 50 90 mos. in adv. 300
M in advance ! 90 1 mo. in adv. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
ST PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.

ST. PAUL Cube SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
! yr in advance So 90 m. in advanceS2 90
8 m. in advance 4 90 weeks in adv. 1 90
One month TOO.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

ssBen Merriams boom," like the win
ter's snow. seems to be gradually van
ishing before the spring sunlight of the
press. The trouble is. the campaign for
s'Ben'' was started rather too early i'm
the year, and it can't stand the news
paper notOriety which has been lately
accorded to it.-Rrainerd News.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six No. 65c Three Mo. 35c
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
A Woman Bewitched.

CLEVELAND, O., March 19.-Residents
of Kinsman street are excited over a
German woman named Pfenninger,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

The GLOBE Press Room is Open Every
Riqht to oil advertisers who desire to
Convince Themselves that the GLOBE has
the largest Circulation of any Newspaper
Northwest of Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20
STRAY SUNBEAMS.

Astronomers have discovered that the
planet Jupiter has big red spot on its face.
That's what Jupiter got for being out all
night.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Protection is sort of s'green goods''
scheme, profitable only to the chief OPP
eratOrs.-Louisville COurier-Journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

: AS THE PROPRIETOR WISHES TO :
I: ENGAGE IN OTHER BUSINESS =
+: HE WILL SELL THIS SNOW ::
: AT A SACRIFICE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Free trade CRATES on the ears of some,
but there's millions in it-millions of
people and billions of dollars for Du-
Iuth in the century before us. Gentle
men. open your eyes and peep over the
horizon of the future for few genera
lions and then tell us what you See
Duluth Photographer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Somebody, who seemed to suspect the
veracity of Mr.. George, labeled the drift
in front of the Standard Office on Ann
street:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-20

Up in Minnesota there seems to be
people who do not regard Mr.. WASH
burns candidacy as joke. They are
very few, hoWeYer.-Omaha Herald. =
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06
The Vanderbilt Tomb.

The mausoleum as tits now represents
an outlay of over $4,000. 1t is built
into the crown of a hill-the highest
point in a plot of twenty-five acres.
which is being converted into beauti-
full park under the personal direction
of Frederick Law Olmstead, the de-
signer of Central Park. All the woods
which concealed the front of the tomb
are cleared away, and the workmen
are now engaged in cutting, filling,
and grading. and otherwise complet-
ing the approach to and surroundings
of the tomb. A force of landscape gar
deners are also at work, and the result
will be the conversion of the twenty
five acres of hill and dale, woodland
and meadow, into the finest park in
America, at an expense Of over $780,
600.
Profiting by the unfortunate expert
ence of A. I. Stewards family, writes
a New York correspondent of the
Cleveland Sun, the Vanderbilts have
taken every precaution to guard
against their dead being interfered
with in any way. Besides placing
them in so strong a tomb, the com
bination of whose lock is known only
to member of the family, they long
kept half dozen of Pinkerton's men
on constant duty at the tomb. One of
the guards watched during the day; the
other five took turns during the night.
They carried a time clock fitted for
twelve different keys, and every fifteen
minutes during the night the guard
visited different points about the
mausoleum, inserted the little keys
fastened at each place and gave the
turn that registered the exact time of
his visit. Twice a day the little slips
of paper are taken out of the clocks and
forwarded to the New York office.
The view from the front of the tomb
is one of the finest in the world. 1t
faces the east and looks out across the
Narrows and to the ocean. Through
the Narrows, seeming almost at your
feet, streams an endless procession of
vessels of all kinds, from the coasting
sloops to the great ocean steamers.
Directly from in front of you stretch
the green lawns of the cemetery, with
the white tombstones glistening in the
sun, and beyond that are the waters Of
the bay, dotted by the white wings of
the ships, and fretted and crossed by
the curling smoke from the steamers.
In the distance you can just make out
the buildings massed about the Battery.
Over all this moving panorama of sea
and sky, of land and air, comes the
strong, fresh wind of the ocean, filling
your lungs with health and your soul
with gladness at every breath. One
could not ask a fairer spot to lie in
death than this wind swept summit,
looking out on one hand to life and
turmoil, the smoke and CRIME of the
harbor, and on the other to the free,
unknown, unsolved ocean. Surely q
royal resting place have the Wander
bits chosen for their dead.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06
Mr.. Springer'S Little Joker.

Representative Springer is an in
genious gentleman and more full of
schemes than any down East Yankee
In his house on 3 street southeast he
has a porch, and in the porch he has a
light which he can turn up or ex-
tinguish at will from the inside with
out the necessity of opening the door.
He has had an iron rod passed through
the jamb wall, the outer end of which
is connected with the cock by which
the gas is turned off OF on and the
inner end of which is the handle with
which Mr., Springer operates at will.
BY this means he is able to turn the
light on and inspect the nightly visitor
before running the risk of facing him.
If the visitor stands the inspection well
Mr.. Springer will open the door and
admit him to the hospitality of his
house, but if appearances are against
him Mr. Springer will continue to keep
the door between the visitor and HIM
self. The apparatus is his own in
vention.- Washington Post.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06
Inferiority Of the Stern Sex.

A woman will take the smallest
drawer in a bureau Tor her own private
use and will store in it dainty frag-
mentS of ribbon. scraps of lace, foamy
ruilles, velvet things for the neck, bun
dies of old love-letters, pieces of jew
elry, handkerchiefS. fans, and things
that no man knows the name of, ali
sorts of fresh-looking, bright little
articles that You could not catalogue
in q column; and at any time she can
go to that drawera and pick up anything
else. Whereas a man, having the big
gest, deepest, and widest drawer as
signed to him, will put into it a couple
of socks, a collar-boX, an old necktie,
two handkerchiefs, pipe. and a pair
suspenders, and to save his life he
can't shut the drawer without leaving
more ends sticking out than there are
pieces in -StrOudSJlTg Republican,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06
manitomoe pilot.
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 6.
RED NOSES.
Other Causes than Drinking that Lead to
the R0befaction of Human Probosces.

A very common error, says the
american A,1aiySt, is the belief that a
red nose or chin and pimples or "blos-
somsn about that part of the face are
the result of hard drinking and are
always indicative Of that vice. With
many persons this is the case. The ac-
celebration of the movement of the
heart, the rapid heating of the body,
and the slow weakening of the blood,
three of the chief results of the use of
alcohol upon the system, too often
find expression in the unsightly symp-
tons mentioned, as well as others more
serious.
But these symptoms often arise from
other and very different causes. In
some instances exposure to the sum
light will produce results hardly dis
tinguishable from those of alcoholic
indulgence, and more especially with
those with impure blood or whose
habits have not been marked by the
regularity demanded by health. Tight
lacing or even mere wearing of STAYS,
no matter how loosely these may fit or
how soft and flexible the material from
which they are made, frequently exer-
else the same effect in every regard.
Many temperate woman and abstin-
ent maid has acquired the reputation
of being a hard drinker and from the
appearance of her face, when, as u
matter of fact, her only fault has been
the desire to look attractive and its
foolish expression in the compression
of her waist and abdomen. Gluttony
is another common cause of a red nose
and cutaneOus disorders of the face.
And in this regard gluttony does not
mean the eating of large quantities of
food, but merely of more than a syS-
TEN requires. Two and a half pounds
'of nutrimentp per diem may be gluttony
for young man or young woman who
takes little or no exercise and passes
the day reading light literature or Idly
conversing, where five pounds would
be abstcmiOusnesS to ayOung cOllegiaG
playing ball and rowing twelve hours
out of the twenty-four. Many diseases
and more particularly the affections of
the erysipelas class tend to express
themselves in and upon the nose and
face, not only in all of their forms and
stages, but even after having been
nominally cured they leave or imprint
a tendency upon the system to the
same unsightly and disgusting symp-
tons.
However serious OF deep-seated the
causes, it is always possible and easy
to cure and prevent the effects. When
ever the original source of the trouble
lies in constitutional disease, depraved
condition of the system, hard drinking,
overheating. sunburn, or tight lacing,
it cannot produce the blemishes de-
scribed until after the blood has been
surchaTged with humors and the vital
organs have become weakened in the
tone and activity. They are in every
instance the immediate cause of the
trouble. If they be stopped before they
reached their full development no
skin disease will break out If they
be properly treated after that point the
disease soon disappears and the sufferer
speedily regains his beauty and health.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06

LANDLORDS IN SCOTLAND High
lands and IIebrides are the home of ROM
ance. There is legend for almost
every step you take. But the cruelest
of these are not so cruel as, and none
have the pathos of, the tales of their
own and their fathers wrongs and
wretchedness which the people tell to-
day. The old stories of the battle field,
and of clan meeting clan in deadly duel,
have given way to stories Of the clearing
of the land that the laird or the stranger
might have shooting and fishing as well
as his crops. At first the people could
not understand it. The evicted went to
the laird, as they would have gone of
Old, and asked for a Lew home. And
what was his answer? ST am not the
father of your family" And then, when
frightened women ran and hid themsel
yes at his coming, he broke the kettles
they left by the well, or tore into shreds
the clothes bleaching on the heather.
And, as the people themselves have it,
sin these and similar ways he succeed.
ed too we'll in clearing the island of its
once numerous inhabitants, scattering
them over the face of the globe. :"
There must have cruelty indeed before
the West-Islander, who once loved his
chief better than his own life, could tell
such tales as these, even in his hunger
and despair. L know it is pleassnter to
read of bloodshed in the past than star
walton in the present. A lately publish
ed book on Ireland has been welcome by
critics, and suppose by readers because
in it is no mention of evictions and crow
bar brigades and horrors of which news
papers make good capital. / have never
been to ireland, aud it may be you can
travel there and forget the people. But
in the Hebrides the human silence and
the ruined homes and the almost I'M
broken meorland would let US, as for
eigners, think of nothing else.-Har.
per's Magazine for September.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-09-06

SEVERITY OF SCARLET FEvER.-From
an analysis of over 5000 cases Of scarlet
fever, it appears that liability to the dis
ease is very slight during early infancy.
reaches the maximum in the fourth or
fifth year, and diminishes every year
afterward. The severity is greatest in
the first two years, lessening year by
year throughout childhood and Adde'S
cence. Females are more liable to at
tack after infancy than males, but at
tacks among males are more fatal.-Bos-
ton Budget.