Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-11-23
a NAUGHTY CIR.
SENSE AND NONSENSE.

SENSE AMI NUNSENSE.
FIFTY CENTS is the hotel bows, o...
mate of a true gentleman.-N er,.1 es'l
Traueler. s' e"0n
The chiropodist should take l.:
aquatic excursions on tow hoo. IN
Boston Gazette. '"''
WILL KNOTT is Washington oor.,.
man who, when he is in hurry t cue
his name Won't" % ''sh1
Ir will be great day for newsnon.
men when they can live on tickets etpt u
county fairs.-Lipo'aia Gazette.
"SoME fellows" says Carl pratyo,
will shpout sharidy und dhen got dbs;,
next-door nabor to practice dot"
IT is said that visitors to the Sion.
City corn palace look upon the at,, us
ture with a-maiZe. -Pittsbqug Chron
icle- Telegraph.
WOMAN Ito tramp)-How's the SOM,
Tramp-'Taint quite strong enonab
ma'am. 1 wish you would wash fsy
more dishes in it.
HUGG1NG does not always denote
affection; for the man who embraces :.
lamp-post does it only for support yat
finds no sport in it.
A PHILOSOPHER says: "Modestv ;s i.
maiden's necklace" O, my! o. mrt
Then it should be worn at full.drass
ball.-Ne,c Orleans Picaya.,ae.
We need each others forbearances a.
we'll as encouragement in order to do
our best. We do not all see alike; wa
cannot all work in the same way.
EXCUSE me, SIR" said pickpocket
to an old gentleman, as he handed him|
back the Waterbury watch he had
stolen, II thought it was Waltham,
Mr.. Grumpy.
The man with glass eye has the
great consolation that he is putting Of,
more style than his neighbor. He hasa
stained glass window to his soul
Atchiso'1 Globe.
In Ecuador it is understood that the
employer shall board the cooks family
The case is similar in America, only
the employer doesn't understand it
brakes Magazine.
Miss CLARA entertaining caller
Bobby, you mustn't play with Mr..
Featherly's hat. Bobby-Why not?
Miss Clara-You might injure it; and,
besides, he will want it shortly
Time.
A MAN in Carson, S. c., has taught
his cat to play on the piano. He is still
living, but his neighbors are holding
Indignation meetings. Should the cat
attempt to play and sing "Rock-a-By"
at the same time, blood will flow
Norristoeon Herald.
A CAPE May paper recently stated
that well-known young lady was
present at hop "ravishingly attired in
Psyche knot" Rather cool for such
costume, one would think, even as far
south as Cape May, but of course fash.
ion must not be neglected.
A KANSAS CRY Judge has decided
that women can wear trousers in Mis-, 4
souri,. There are many households in
all parts of the country that can testify
that, even without judicial decision, the
practice is not uncommon outside Of the
State of Missouri. Boston Post.
MISS GOTHAM Ito Mr.. Wabash, re-
Gently returned from abroad)-I sup
pose you were at court while in Lon
don, Mr.. Wabash? Mr.. Wabash (un-
Well-er-tes, Miss Gotham;
but only once, and then got off with a
merely nominal fine. -Ha1per's Bazaf.
"WHY, John, what is the matter with
the baby 2" she said, as she came hastily
into the house. "He is crying bitterly
EYES," replied the old man, as he hand
ed the infant over; "he is evidently
thinking of what the Governor of North
Carolina said to the Governor of South
Carolina.
BoBBY-Where are you going, ma?
Mother-I'm going to wedding break,
fast, Bobby, and you must be good
little boy while I'm away. Bobby-D1d
you have a wedding breakfast when
you We're married, ma? Mother-Yes..
dear. Bobby-Is that SO? Why,
don't remember anything about it.
Sunday Republic.
A YOUNG widow, in erecting monu-
ment to the dear departed, .cleverly
=" VANS AAOASoAA VI GAo OplJO1Uu1AUy w
scribe upon the tomb: "Sacred to the
memory of Mathuzin Bezuchet, who de-
parted this life, aged sixty-eight years.
regretting the necessity of parting from
tn most charming Of women. "-Sa"
Francisco Wasp.
HER ATTRACTION.
She isn't very pretty
And she isn't very wise;
She's anything but witty,
And t. joke she never tries.
She knows she's rather stupid.
And keeps shady, as it were;
You would never dream that Cupid
Would essay shot at her.
II YOU start u conversation
She can answer Yes" and No.
But not a scintillation
OF wit will ever show.
When you try to make advances
Slow her answers are and curt,
And you waste your tender glances,
For she's far too dull to f1irt.
Still hear she has q lover
Quick to sing her praise in rhyme,
Eager always, too. to hover
Close around her all the time.