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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

TIE NEW FRACTIONAL CURRENCY Notes are
really great curiosity, and can only be had at
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

op~osoVsmy1
Bradbury Pianos on $40 payments
falace organs on IS payments
F.G. SMITH 1225 Pennsylvania ave.
45c.. y5c., 81, e1.5O, s2.-Over 10000 nne
aats Hall usual prices. Latest styles and colora
Best nat In the city, 81. AMERICAN HAT Co, 200
pennsylvania avenue, Botanical Gardens
Coughs, H0arsemess, sore Throat, &C,
quickly relieved by Browns bronchial TrocheS
A simple and edectual remedy, superior to all
other articles for the same purpose. Sold only In
boxes It'll, SIX
Is Per Cent Discount
on about 60 odds and ends of Travelling Bags and
Ssatcnela Most or these bags are OF splendid qua;
lty, some are slightly shop-worn. They ares all
bargains ToPHAMs, 1921 Pa ave. s,tu,th-2w
Photographs, %. ANrHoNYs, ooo Pa Az. coll
Pianos Rented, 81 per month.
organs Rented e per month mon h,,v.,,o. 40.
Peerless Dyes
Are the best. Sold by druggists. eo1y
s. Per aallon. 75c. Quart Bottle, No. 1
Rye Wh1Skey, best in the world for the money.
Orders by mail. MCGERs. 9th near st. was
Phillips Digestible Cocoa. delicious
easily digested and highly nourishing. 3
The United states Alliance. 4
"Royal Glue'' mends China, Glasswood, &C.
California Tickets, ]. F. Minor, B. o.
Depot. 26t
Fresh Attorney Butter churned every morning
and delivered in u H. ''Ward" prints, 45c. per Id
Also, Cottage Cheese and Buttermilk: sweet Milk
&c. per quart.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

= GEryour child Kilt suits of Eiseman's. 9TH and E.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

RECEIVED 500 boxes Messina, Palenio and Cat
ania oranges and Lemons, ex. steamers, Clifton
and ThOrnycraft. Receiving and for sale by Har-
IisOn Anderson, 9!1 La. ave. n W.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Goops OF a superior quality, and new fractional
currency In change at Drivers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Dress pattern remnants, best SC. calicoes at sc.
Benz. Miller son, 3l2O VI ST.. Georgetown.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

GEO. W. DRIVER alone has the new fractional
currency. query" Where does 10 come from?
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

LOOSE COVERS to order julius Lansburgh.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

GRO W. DRIVER still pays out the new fractional
currency.
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43c.s y5c., u, else, e2.-Over 10000 nns
Hats Hall usual prices. Latest styles and colors
Best nat In the city, 81. AMRRICAN Hat Co, 20&
pennsylvania avenue, Botanical Gardens.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

GET your knee pants suits OF EIsEaAN,s, eth E.
BABY CARRIAGES, silk plush lined with satin
perasOl, fl1. at SINGLETON & FLEICHER's
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

DrxoS's YEAST POWDER always reliable.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Dew. GEO. c. LORIMER, LID,
~ of Chicago,
will deliver his famous lecture
THE FRENCH REVOLUTION;
OR,
FROM KINGDOM TO EMPIRE.
in the Calvary Baptist Church,
9Th and II sts,. at 3 O'Clock,
MONDAY EVENING, MAY IA.
for the benefit of the Woman's Baptist Home.
This lecture is illustrated with stereopticon and
about 120 pictures, comprising licensees, street
scenes attacks the Bastile. &c. &c. Tickets, so
cents. For sale at Ellis. 937 Pennsylvania ave.
ap2S,ayl, ll.l2 l4,lJ
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

CoLBURSs Observation-Disclosures Brand Is the
King OF Condiments. Flavor and pungency CON-
bined In perfection For sale by GrOceTs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28
CITY AND DISTRICT.

your boys clothing of Eiseman's, 9TH and z
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Phillips Digestible Cocoa, delicious,
easily digested and highly nourtshing. 3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

julius LAssBCRSH, 80 7th street, offers choice
line OF straw mating AZ Is. 20. % md &c
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LBAUGH's GRAND OPERA HOUSE

II. W AZ p H. apo
A GRAND LECTURE ON THE INFlDELITY OF
IA r. g. INGEkSOLL
ON TUESDAY EVENING, MAY l, 1883,
in Prohibition Hail. Az ST. and Pennsylvania ave., by
MASTER ROBERT +. WILLIAMS,
the great boy orator of New York CITY, He will also
give number of his humorous Rotations, inter-
spersed with music. Doors open at 730. Lecture at
O'Clock. No one should fail to hear him. ap2S-2t'
V'EsTIMONIAL CONCERT TO MISS MONA
Il STOSCH,
TUESDAY EVENING. MAYl,
PROGRAM.
l. Sinfouietta, op. 22............G Gustav Jensen
a. Allegro un POGO agitato.
b. In terneZzo
WILHELM CLUB
x MAID OF Ganges. Mendelssohn
MISS FLORENCE HILL. - '''A'''A
MISS MONA sTOSCH.
! f. Walther's Presed tMestersinyer). Wagner
Waltz serenade in + major .Volkmann
WILKELMJ CLUB.
SoiHc where the Liuueus oiOOu BUCK
MRS. TRUE.
g. Gondoliera Tarantea .........., Liszt
From Nenezia Vapoll)
Mr. ANTON GLETZNER.
MRS. KASPAR
O. CauZonetta .-............... Heunendah!
MorgenoamInerung... Carl
Norwegian EOlksoIg. Kassmayer
WILHELMJ CLUB,
Tickets so cents, all Music and ut the door
on night Of concert 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Fresh Attorney Butter churned every morning
and delivered In u Id. "Ward" prints, 45c per Id
Also. Cottage Cheese and Buttermilk: sweet Milk
&c. per quart.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

So Per Gallon. 75c. Quart Bottle, No.
Rye Wh1Skey, best in the world for the money.
Orders by mail MCGER's. 9th near D st. was
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

ALL THE LATEST styles IN picture frames mould
fngs, at lowest prices; first-clas5 work Old
frames regilded- WOOD & FORSYTH, I2OS st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

"Royal Glue'' mends China, GlassWood, &C,
California Tickets, ]. +. Minor, B. & O.
npnOt or
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

Mr.. Benz. Folsom, U. 8. consul at BIRMINGHAM
and cousin OF Mrs. Cleveland, arrived at New York
yesterday afternoon In the steamship Adriatic
from Liverpool
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-04-28

PtanOs Rented, 81 per month.
Organs Rented, - per month.
f. g. SMITH, 1925 Pennsylvania ave.
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Pulpit and Pew.

The new Union church at North Kenne
bunk was dedicated Thursday. The exer-
cIses consisted of the reading Of scripture
by Kew. A. X, =. Small of Portland dedica-
tory prayer by Rev. g. B. Titus of Saco.
dedicstory sermon by Rev. J. N. Lovden of
Portland. In the evening Rev. o. W. Wal
drOn aud other visiting clergymen took part
in the exercises, Rev. 4. X +. Small preach
ing the sermon.
4 movement is on foot among Saco Uni
tarians to build parsonage for Rev L. j.
Marsh, their new pastor. II, Fairfield,
Esq, has offered to give a lot if a sufficient
sum to build the house can be raised
The Baptist church of Belfast is in a very
prosperous condition. An increase in re-
ligious interest is manifested. especially
have been recently converted. The attend
snce at the Sabbath school is also inc. easing
The new Union church At Prospect ia pro-
sra-sing finely. Meetings are held in the
George district every Sunday morning ana
the Ellis district in the afternoon SUNDAY.
NOV. Is, Mrs. Rand wife Of one Of the
missionaries on Ascension Island, va. pres
ent and told incidents Of life and custom. .
among the natives and the progres. Of the
christian religion there, which we're very in
teresting
The Msutvlle Free Baptist quarterly
meeting will hold its fourth annual session
with the church at IngalI. Hall Dec. u. is
aud l6 Good homes will be furnished to
all that come from distance Able speak
ers are expected to be present.
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WISEACRES MISTAKE.
Story Of the Great Storm and Its Origin.
Greely's Men Watch a Storm in the
West and Not the Florida
Cycl one

W AsHlNHIoNs NOV. II.
Nine out of every ten storms that visit the
Atlantic coast have their origin either in the
northwest or southwest and this was the cause
of 6, neral Greeley's wIseacres at Washing
ton being 40 sadly deficient in their predc-
tions of sundays weather.
There were two depressions, as storm CEN
tres are technically called reported by the
signal service, one of considerable activity
being of the coast Of Florida, while the 9TH
er, large in area, but small in intensity, vas
located over the central Mississippi and Ohio
valleys.
ignoring the former, the official weather
prophets had eyes evidently only for the lat
ter, and a, it was really more an area of nor
nal pressure in the midst of an unusual high
barometer very little was expected from it
either in the way of wind or precipitation
Due to the high area surrounding it, prin-
cipally in the east, its progress was so slow
that continued fair weather was promised
for Sunday. As there was possibility that
something might be brewing of the Flori Ia
coast, hedge was made by Indicating occa-
sional light showers on the coast.
As results proved, the western depression
was no storm at all, while the Florida gale
pushed ut to sea by the prefecture of Cape
Illtteras, struck the coast quite early Sua-
day morning in the neighborhood of Long
Island. The Washington observers saw
that storm was coming from some quarter
and at midnight Saturday hurredly ordered
up storm signals for the New England coast,
but too late to give sufficient warning, as the
disasters announced too sally prove.
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ORANGE NOTES.

The annual meeting of the Perobscot
county Grange b, n iuden Tow All
last Saturday. was wc,l "a and n.,,y
matters of interea wer, .,ssed y =
hsfnphen Grange max, ext i,, arrnngr
me tA for the comfort and enjoyment Of
ther guests The newly elected officers
were all present and performed their duties
~ tne most sassfzctory manner The Master
., secretary VIII give notice Of the time and
pa oi next meeting as soon as the place Of
'a',,l o,s Is decided upon. Several COM
mlttees were appointed 10 look af,., ,be in.
tere'ts Of the State Grange which h. 1. hold
Its annual three days session in hi. c;,,
commencing December 18th. ''
On account Of the annual meeting NJ ,h.
state Grange occurring the middle ~
December 1t il probable that the me.tin,
Of henn"bec County Pomona Grang. 10,
that month will be Cancelled.
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slavery i. not to be allo~sd in
this daY aai generation ID disiran-
ehise i've St4,es because they fe-
fuse 70 elect democrats 10 ths Senate % the
United States. n the meantime this victory
Means that the represe ntAyive. Of the nited
States are not - be eiecssd b. the Go,e ernor
of States but are to be elected BY tbs people
in the Congressional districts, and = -epab-
Hcan parry will Roi tolerate that the aonors-
bic gentleman who represents this district
shall BE- defeated 10 the contest for the
speakership. Ii happened to ne, gentlemen,
to see much of political campaign, but
from the East to LIE West, from the North
to the South wherever | went
saw the emb4Itled posts Of the
republican party march onward 10 victory
whieh ia.ar,d protection 10 the nited States
under the e9i0rs Of the national dag, and the
young me u his country expect that pro-
tecIion, As in3Jilei AMI identified BY that
dag doe. not AIN mean protection TO man
ufaeture- in this country, but that IL means
protection To every citizen in this country.
ihi' gentlemen, is part Of wnai this victory
meahs' but it is victory shich has come 10
endure aAd stay For tle trst time in many
wars you see tbs republican party OF the
ota'e united and marching on 10 victory, and
tSNe as tAe parry VI the L nited States is
United 50 long will you see the renuhi,c.n
party triumph in their State and in tn, Va
ton. Voice, What's the matter win
Blaine: Hes all right"
The next speaker vas John j. Perry, who
re, ponded in behalf Of the Portland Club.
Edward W. Kent followed ami spoke briefly
and elOquently.
Congressman Dingley succeeded Mr.. Kent
with an admirable speech which, owing 10 the
lateness Of the hour and the delay IN the
tele graph occasioned by the storm, We are
unable to print.
Mr.. Parker Wilder, we'll known in Angus
Ia circles, who has recently been chosen ed
tor Of the New Haven Palladium, follOsed
Nr, Dingley.
Speeches were also made by Mr., Wilson,
and X. 5. Partridge, Of Whitefeld.
After the speeches the rest of the evening
was gwen up TO social interconrse.
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ENGINE, TRACK AND CAR

b. the close connection. now being made
between the Portland 4 Rochester and Maine
Central evening trains, passengers over the
Maine Central can change at We.tbrooI
J junction to the Rochester road and land AZ
the Rochester instead Of the Union station.
The Maine Central and Grand Trunk rail-
roads are laying spur tack At yarmouth,
junction, on the corner Of Freeman Plat.
land. The Maine Central j. building a ne,r
platform Of hard pine, from the Grand Trun.
depot to the Maine Central house. The
platform will BE- rooted the entire length.
Three hundred additional Eastman heated
freight cars have Just been ordered for the
Maine Central railroad. The Eastman Com
pany owns those nov running on the Maine
system and supplies fuel and care, receiving
from $40 to So per car per trip, according
to distance and quantity Of freight The
other cars pay royalty Of a to s24 per
car.
The Portland Company will deliver to the
Boston Maine next week a very handsome
and powerful forty-six ton locomotive. 1t
is numbered 200 and named ''Chariestown." "
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TENNESSEE REGULATo RS
to the Stake Whipped and TaDed
and Feathered
CuATASnosA. Tenn. Nov. q

CHATANnoSA. Tenn, Nov. %
!. 4. Johnston. drummer for a whole
sale grocery of this city Is just in from a
trip which he took in Smith. Jacks on and
Clay counties. He says panic exists there
over the operations of bald of regulators
bv whom the negroes alone are mOlested
About two months ago notices to leave or
stop certain practices were chaked on the
doors of many Colored people, particularly
along the bottoms OF the Cumberland river
No att ention wa. paid TO th= 4otices
Last week a score of men surrounded the
house of Hck Smiley, near Gaddico, and
calling him out tied him to a tree and built a
FIRE ab out him The flames were not allow
ed to touch him. though lie was heated up
pretty we'll. He was then released and run
into his house with dozen smart ticks from
a whip on his legs The very next night
" Met Tompkins was enticed from h.
house four miles further down the river his
hair shaved and his back tarred and + lth
cred. He was told to warn his thieving
neighhors to look out
The latest victim is Henderson Duke a
.ery Old negro man residing near Carthage
He was the most severely punished Of anv
who have been visited. Duke is accused Of
stealing corn. The raiders have created the
greatest terror among the colorei people who
say many Of the people punished are good
citizens. The whites appear Indifferent.
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NO. 27S.

terms of school. In her domestic relations
and socially she is . lady Of rare sttainmsnts,
and will oil the position of Governors wife
with grace and dignity. Mr.. and Mrs. Bur
leigh have six children, two boys and four
s1rls. Clsrenee r., the oldest, 10 ~ years
Of age, and one OF the editors aud proprietors
OF the kennehee Journal. He is = young
man of much ability and evidently has q
future before him, He married about year
ago Miss Sarah 7. Quimhy OF North sand
wieh. n IL. The next Youngest is Carrie
r. the wife of pr. Robert J. Martin Of
Augusta. Nsllie NJ. iss young lady Of 20
years. Lewis A., is in his sophomore year,
st Bowdoin College. Lucie +. attends the
school for girls AT st. CathSriue's Hall, while
sthie H., the youngest. is little girl of IL
years The next governor is also = grand
father, the grsndchild being the ten weeks
old son OF Dr. Mrs. Martin.
Mr. Burleigh removed his family to Ban
gor in 1874 and in 1850 to Augusta, where he
rented modest two story frame house on
NroNe street which the family slll occupy,
hi' oldest son residing at home. lie owns a
hnely located lot at the corner of State street
aud Western avenue, the site of the old Cen.
ifal House, and rumor has il that he will
erect handsome residence there at no dis
tant day
Mr.. Burleigh has one brother, Hon. A. A.
burleigh of Huultsn, and sister. Mrs.
RANGES +. Spiller the wife of an apothe-
cary doing business at North Arlington
Mass,
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GALATIANS FREEDOM.
what He Said About ormand's Depart
uio Last Evening

Journal representative called on Gala
nan last evening and read him the Richmond
despatch published in another column. He
found the prisoner in bed smoking . short
pipe and in,en,ly peru,iug yesterday. Daily
hennehec Journal. lie did not seem at all
surprised at the purport OF the dispatch. a,
he had Just received letter from ormand
stating positively that he would not appear
against him. Callahan see med very happy
at the thought of Ormand's recovery, and re-
marked that he didn't care now whether h.
went to Jail or not III | get out" said he.
''as they all say shall, | shall 10 right To
work on the ice, not WHERE wa. before. bu,
at llarrington's ice house in Pitlston. ".
had enough of drinking and when get clear
shall let rum alone. II il hadn't been for
that should never have hurt Ormand. II.
and ! were always good friends" Mr.. Mo-
faddcn, the turnkey. says that Callahan /,
one of the best behaved Of the prisoners who
have ever been under his charge,
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RICHM OND.

W II. Whitney has returned from Dos
ton.
One day recently the Dresden mail carrier
was obliged to eros, the Gardiner bridge be-.
fore reaching home on account Of the ice.
Rev. o. l.. Gle and wife are visiting in
town, arriving from Cape Elizabeth Monday
evening
ihe "Sardine Club" local secret society
male call on Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas j
Nolan. Tuesday evening. The couple ver
lately we're married and left with congrstu-
la:ions, some very neat presents
The Chatauquans have commenced their
annual series Of weekly meetings.
Runners and wheels are both in use on our
streets which we're never in such horrible
condition.
Assistant Engineer r. 3. Barrow. i. tai.
ing bearings and sounding. about "beet
rock on the east side of swan Island for
the purpose Of making chart for the u.s
Of the dredgers next summer
W. II. sturtevant who has an especi.l
taste for dusty old volumes, 10 engaged h,
compiling list Of Richmond men who .eyv-
ed a. ioldiers and sailor. in the rebelIion
ne - MAKING hls Work az thorough as possi-
.bie ana IT has much matter not found in
the AhJutini Generals report. The work
viii be Of great value to the Grand Arm,
post here as well as to all interested.
Our village pupils will have a Tbsnk.-
Elv'ng vacation from Wednesday ill neI,
Monday to en'ble them to recover from
TIA annual feast
Holiday goods are already being displayed
in our tradesmen's show windows.
1t Is reported that funds are beinv ,.,..s
for the erection Of a Catholic chn,ch Z.
town This denomination has for some ,,us
held their meetings in Hagarts hail. . nj,
particularly convenient place, while The
church viii give them every facility Tor
their services, as we'll as ADDING TO the an
pearAnce Of the Town.
jackson Curt. have four care loads ON
the way from the West.
Clark & Ailhken's saw mill started April
go and shut dowl November ~, without
losing day other than legal holidays and
Sundays making good record.
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MAINE BREVITIES.

All steamers plying between Maine and
Boston are reported safe.
Monday afternoon the state of the coast
was tclephoned to the officers of the Star of
the East with the warning not to think of
leaving Bath A gentleman who rode up to
Bath from the mouth Of the river Monday
afternoon, said that the waves and breakers
were enormous, and that they were dashng
completely over Pond Island
At special town meeting at Phillips. Mon
day, the town, without dissenting vote,
voted to exempt from taxation tor period
of ten years, any and all mills or manufac-
turing industries that may locate there prior
to Jan. !, 1890.
A Portland tug L. A. Belknap, Captain
Griffin rendered much invaluable assistance
to vessels just out Gloucester harbor during
the storm.
Madden vas married Tuesday, to a Port
land lady, Miss Cookery, and with his bride
will take up residence upon Winter street,
Portland, hi. native city Madden will play
it'll the BostOns ne xt season
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CONDENSED DISPATCHES

Beach and llanlon rowed race on the
Parumatta river Tuesday for $500. Beach
won.
John Bright was better during the day,
Tuesday.
The cable connecting Nantucket island
with the main land, has parted at the shore
end and is lost The surf on the south side
was terrific yesterday.
The general assembly of the Knights of
Labor at indianapolis adjourned at 7. ".
tuesday The temperance plank in the con
sutuuon was left vi changed
In accordance with hi. custom Secretary
Whitney has presented each of the 400 en-
ployes of the navy department with large
turkey fer Thanksgiving dinner.
The oaths bill was passed in the House
of Lords without amendment.
The republican campaign orators TO-DAY
formed the Republican spellbinders ass0-
ciation' and elected Chauncey NJ Dapew
president.
\ despatch from whitly. Eng, says
lfeboat upset Monday drowning twelve per
sous.
The anti-saloon republican committee met
in New York Tuesday. The subcommittee
appointed at the last meeting To report
plan for future work reported failure to
agree.
In the English Commons Tuesday night
the debate on the laud purchase bill contn-
ued BalfOur proposed that no advance
exceeding t3O0O be made unless the land
commission decide that larger advance,
not, however, exceeding $4,000, is exped-
lent.
New York police have information that
duel was tough. in Central Park last ThGrs
day night anz that one of the combatants
was wounded. The affair was about a lady
and the lady tried to warn the police but her
letters were received too late.
A suit to recover S35O,0O0 damages from
the Gatling Gri Company of Hartford, Conn.
was begun in the 5. circuit court Tuesday,
in New York, by Charles Colne and Edward
IL. Carmicke of this city, for refusal to meet
contract with the French government
through the plaintiffs.
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Smiles.

Arthur Bludson-Say pa, heard one of
the gun club say today that he fred point
blank at the target. What does point
blank" means
Mr. BiudsOn-Refers to the condition of
the target after he fired at it, nv son.
Bgriiagtoa Free Prsss
Hubby-I do wish that baby next door
would keep quiet. Its yelling is terrible
nuisance.
Wifey-Why, John, that's not the Smith
baby. Its ours, in the back room.
Hubby-Is that so: The dear, little dar-
ling " T. Horli.
''Swackhammer, Why don't you give ~
that abominable habit Of cigarette smok-
ing?7
q Jrobinson, I'll DO ii if you'll quit writing
poetry for the newspaper
1t was severe struggle, but Jrohinsor
yielded, and the guardian angels of two
young men wept tears of joy ChieGgo Tn
baHs.