Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-03-23
An OBNOXIOUS BEAU.
Oh I NYC ADVISES A YOUNG LADY
WHAT TO DO.
20 suggests n JudlcIous Use of q
Younger Brother-Sad tInsIc Iiecom'
mcudcd-Avoid Laughing at Ills Iunn,
Storics-Ouer Plans.
posrov. rch. q. 1857.

mcudcd-Avoid Laughing at Ills IMAM,
Storics-otLer Plans.
posroy, Tcb. 81. 1857.
an. -;YE-I have enjoyed al your writings In
lie C.o.c ever so much, and noticing taot you
~ ..ypaa r.c-t t.al Of advice lycC. ! thought
l.t -...e.J sea would tell re tie best uCt-od
os. ..~ al Of - Impairment young I'm
s.. -loallruc1 Vrc'crali 10 IDS spapy.
2 t..:I 80 not iltrlGc Cd your velG-lls
I-c 4oar3t1ly.
Ycu o. net say why You with 10 Get nd
Of tic s.UUg nm, nor do you ot.tc what
De- {. eItait-r With Lin; whether lie is 9
r..r C-uy-,r-lO. al-t or TOO fluent IL TINT
.l.t, whether tic fret two joints Of Lis
l4~cr and thumb are yellow VITA cigar
ctt9 ct-iEo, or y.tCt his leading character
isles GRO. Possibly lie A2s fatty Gegencr'
Ut.a Cf tie timber.
However, yCu sly lie is IN impudcnt
you,1 ucl, and ! infer tat You have
CONC through the T.clrlinaTic5 Il gentle
scotn AMI such .Liur3 IS t-ct. Now,
shat s..l VIC Go TO l.--c lIEl fully IN.
llrtsLI That you Go lot want llll 70 re.
r.. i'm
Pcrscos Won have such o thing rs a
yC-- lr.,scT gboUt tic house. II 50,
L..-- I.ll in Sri l-t Lla Toy With tAc
lgf.'s t-+t-I . lNNs i-tLtAHs iNN NAA AN't-N
v~c...cll ST.. ile yen CetCurilly pr.t On your
ok or Ore and IL yen Cclgy long enough
,ol en- Ccusc tlc young Ell g ClCct deal
II Lt..-a auCcriIC. Nou cca take the
ri.lt Lind q younger brother, with in
E-r.-cto.ylGir Crd white eyes urd wCrtS
on lis L.U-I3 and CcGCon orccLs IN the
lcclg # Lis lc-Ge, C-d II yen properly
q" ok nclCy CH Lis Trey cEd fcotcn the
tooI sCtt-cly yen en- Ccr.c lcck IN on
tovr and do rnytairt you want 10 with
t.-t touug u-n. / know this ID Il true,
To- Lave cen tho yorcg man myself.
IL&yc also l--a t-c 10y.
OTUTG G--DIC>lTITs,
I IGyc known q young LNn Who In
tc-tCl lou-c tl-t Wy - lc crGG,catcd
by &. Cans e very go mUGc. They co lot
dc ia TIC house.
Another plan would be 10 avoid hugh.
in- q lis funny anecdotes. Wait III lie
-rle trough with lis tnccdote and looks
up ia your eyes for a twinkle Of merrt
ucct. That IS the time TO refrain from
t. 4al.ng. Wait till 10 gets 10 the put
Of t.c JOBS, os il were. and priCl.s up his
esr1 20 lst,a for q Wild burst Of eilvcry
lIG~.t,r. That f. tic tine 10 hang on &c
so. - ivory l-Ur ltcr. IL WI give lin o
PANIED oppression az c~cuntcnancc, aGd
you VA sc h.rl coon otter look at lis
watch. VIXEN 10 completes his story,
Suddenly wake up and Csk hun If that is
all. Few meu con endure this Tor over
two weeks.
OF courrc there are other md mors
rad cll methods Il accomplishing the re-
SUI. you wis, but those arc tic opcs more
oonHHOu in tic rest society. ] naturally
supposed that you wanted the Iacthods
used in tho best %eociety, CT you would
have gone elsewhere instead OF coming
TO RE.
Should you finally wish 20 be moro Sc
we're, however. you cen invite q young
eirl to DO present during the young mans
stay. / would suggest that this young
piIl IL a fluent tal;er on tho eubjcct Of
clothes. If you GCth keep tho talk going
pretty well while the young nun locks OF
the album or gczes with q l5cd etnrs
through q stcrcoscopc that Laen't any pic
lures in II, YOU will coon hGvo his pachy.
dermic pclt on tho fence.
BAE POSSIBILITY.
But there 10 O bare possibility that this
young man IL IN love with you, and would
think it humorous oven II you wcrc TO I'll
him full Of fine shot In that c0ce ] Ia
not know what you ought TO Co Love IL
q strange r~!.esiyc. 10 goes where it Is
net sent and it refuses 10 60 where it il
sent.
II you could ret him nway by hirlsclf.
o. would bc well enough. perLGr3, 10 ok
hiu IL Lo loves you. Tlut's tic way ]
would TO. Tho quicker n matter Of that
kind is disIc5cd 81 to Letter. Ask him
IN IA manly way II such Is tho case, and IL
he really Goes love you, ond tGs rcCsoD &c
believe that you wcrc Icying attention tc
him al this tllc, you CGunot il honor DC
scrt Liza Low.
DO rot 10 discouraged. let RE know
low You Cct O. with TO CuCcections ]
Lnvc L1GCo above and / I'm ooELCcnt We
will fucrrfd-