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Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
Edwin Eorresf,s Secret.

The great tragedian, Forrest, had secret
which everybody ought to learn and profit
by. Said he, II owe all my success to the
fact that every thing l have undertaken ]
have done thoroughly. / never neglect
trines." That's the point-don't neglect
triaes. Don't neglect that hacking cough,
those night-sweats, that feeble and capri
cions appetite, and the other symptoms,
trifiing in themselves, but awful in their
significance. They herald the approach of
consumption. You are IN danger, but you
can be saved. DIR. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery will restore you to health and
vigor, as 1t has thousands Of others. For
all scrofulous diseases, and consumption il
one Of them, it is sovereign remedy.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
AT the burning of a provision-sto

AT the burning of provision-store
recently the crowd helped themselves
freely. One man grasped q huge
cheese ay his share of the plunder.
Rising up with it he found himself face
to face with policeman, and with ad-
mirable presence of mind put the plum
der into the Office 9 arms, saying
"You had better take care of that, po-
liceman. or somebody will be walking
off with it,
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
Your Friend Cnmmittad Suicide.

You mover suspected it, none Of his friends
dreamed Of it, he did not know it himself,
but it is exactly what he did, nevertheless.
Do you remember his sallow complexion
Do you recolect how he used to complain of
headache and constipationa "rm getting
quite bilious he said to you one day, shut
I guess it'll pass Off 1 haven't done any
thing for it, because don't believe in dos
ing" Soon after that you heard of his
death. 1t was very sudden, and every one
was greatly surprised. If he had taken DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets he would
be alive and well to-day. Don't follow his
example. The "Pellets" are easy to take,
mild in their action, and always sure.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

WE accidentally overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday
Jones. Smith, why don't you stop that dis
gushing hawking and spittingl
Smith How can II You know I am
martyr to catarrh
j. Do as did. had the disease In its
worst form but 1 am well now.
s. What did you do for ita
J. I used DR.. Sages Catarrh Remedy. It
cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard of it, aud by Jove rll try It,
J. Do SO. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
WE wonld be pleased to know Of a mar

WE would be pleased to know Of q man or
woman who has never had headache or been
subject to constipation. As these seem to
be universal troubles little advice may be
in order. Why should persons cram then
stomachs with nauseating purgative pills,
ETC., which sicken and debilitate when such
a pleasant and sterling remedy as Prickly
Ash Bitters will act mildly and effectively
on the liver, kidney, stomach and bowels,
and ct the same time tone up and strength
en- the whole system, causing headache,
constipation and all such distressing evils
to quickly disappear.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
AND IMPERsoNAL.

V6nOAUNkA. ANIL 6tt0OsNO@
The inventor Of the two-wheeled
grain-drill which is in such general use
throughout the West died not long ago
In poer-house.
William K. Vanderbilt, tits stated.
will take up his permanent abode in
Europe, probably in England. visiting
America only at occasional periods as
his interests or pleasure may dictate.
"A citizen of Muncie. Ind. went to
. religious meeting the other evening
and read newspaper most of the time.
He was arrested, charged with ''dis-
turbing religious meeting" tried and
acquitted.
Miss Minnie Dows, Siamese lady
who was not long ago an attendant
upon the King of Siam, is now study
ing at Oxford, Ohio. She wishes to
prepare herself to practice medicine,
to be able to return to her country as
q medical missionary.
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher has no
indication of widowhood or bereave-
ment in her dress, for she shares her
dead husbands disbelief In the pro-
priety of mourning garments. She
looks exceedingly venerable, however,
and little less austere than of yore.
General Thomas, who rented the
country residence of the late Henry
Ward Beecher, at Peekskill, recently
vacated it. finding Hudson river
country life unsuited to his taste. This
mansion and the broad acres about it
have not been sold as once reported.
General Dan Sickles is one of the
best known figures in New York as he
hobbies about on his crutches. When
he visits the National Museum at Wash
ington he can now have the doubtful
satisfaction of gazing upon his own
thigh-bone, which has lately been
placed upon exhibition there.
Mrs. Vanderbilt recently wanted
Josef Hofmann, the child pianist, to
play at an afternoon musicale at her
house. The boy was billed for a matt
nee, but Mrs. Vanderbilt secured him
at an expense of twenty-five hundred
dollars, the estimated receipts of the
matinee. which was postponed to per-
NIT him to play at her house.
Miss Kittie C. Wilkins, the horse
queen of Idaho, is somewhat tall, with
high forehead, regular features and
rather light hair. being something of a
blonde. Her eyes are dark and her
manner very charming, Altogether
she impresses one as very intelligent
young woman of about twenty-three.
She owns nearly eight hundred horses.
David Henning, "the Michigan
apple king" is the most distinguished
man in his line in the world. He has
bought and sold 125,000 barrels of
apples in single season and gener-
ally manages to dispose of 100000
barrels a year, most of them in Chicago.
He has big factory, where his bar
rels are made, and he buys up apples
all over Michigan and in New York
State.
Mrs. Cleveland has the reputation
of being an exceptionally good house
keeper, and tits told that in the privacy
of her life at Oak View she will some
times don big white apron, and with
feather duster in hand go over the
house putting the finishing touches to
the already well-dusted corners. She
invades her kitchen when she thinks it
necessary and some of her admirers
even go so far as to say that if worse
came to worse she could make pot of
coffee or bake a pie fit fora President.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

"BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs'' are wide
II known as an admirable remedy for Bron-
chitis, Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat trou-
bles. Sod otty III 6oTeS.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

For the benefit of those who are
getting tired Of "truly rural'' as a
cure for stammering the following is
respectfully submitted: Pronounce
rapidly "She sells sea shells; shall she
sell sea shells. ."-lisrsden Republican.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

We have very little respect for the
girl who will let a fellow take her sleigh
riding, and blow her off to hot oysters,
and then while going home spring her
leap-year privilege on him. Yonkers
Statesman.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

An Ypsilanti, Mich, man has a
mania for collecting axes. When his
wife gets tired of admiring his collec-
ton she goes out and splits some
kindling-wood with dull hatchet.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

-"Yes, my heart is aleaping," sang
the young lady at the piano. lit must
take mighty short leaps the way she
laces," whispers another young lady
BwrIinqton Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

Fish dealer: 81 have some nice
striped bass, mum; shall l send
somep" Your housekeeper: "No. I
would prefer something in small
check"
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

FARMERS and others who have little leis-
ure time for the next few months will find
it to their interest to write to B. #. johnson
& Co., of Richmond, Va, whose advertise
ment appears in another column. They
offer great inducements to persons to work
for them all or part of their time.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

TEETH filed with gold, silver, amalgam,
ETC., are poor substitutes for natures orig
inal provision. Use Longs Pearl Tooth
Soap, as it removes tartar and prevents de-
cav.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

CONSUMPTION may be avoided by the timely
use of Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
Three Bottles Cure Catarrh.

ELI ROBBINS. R,tngnn P. O., Columbia Co..
Pa, says: My daughter bad catarrh when
she was FIVE years old, very badly. l sew DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy ADVERTISED, and pro,
cured bottle for her, and soon saw that
helped her; third bottle effected pern9
nent cure. She is now eighteen years Old enc
sound and hearty"
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

WHEN the average Office goes cut to seek
the man it never needs to carry lantern.
-Kentscky State Journal
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

A PROGRESSIVE dinner party-the tramp
-Burlirsgton Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

TIE man who married his ideal for his
first wife is looking about for woman for
his second.-BoStoht Commonwealth
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

IT is no wonder that some peopls ara
taikative. Five gases enter into a mans
composition. Pittsburgh Chronicle
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

THE locomotive engineer breads a mis-,
placed switch: children don't
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

The tea kettle is said to be the only
singer that never gets cold.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

LOVE requires hand-to-hand action TO
win
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
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Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

You often hear a woman say: HThere's ne
use talking" but she doesn't think 90 Just
the same
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
sConstantly Hawking and spitting."

THOMAS J. RUSHING. Esq, s9o9 Pine Street,
ST. Louis, Mo-, writes; !" was great sufferer
from catarrh for three years. At times could
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking
and splitting, and for the last, eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils. /
thought nothing could be done for me. Luck
REMEDY, and am now well man. believe
it to be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
manufactured, and one has only to give it 9
fair trial to experience astounding results and
n permanent cure.'
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24

THE first Of the family circle the wed
ding ring.
Huntsville gazette., 1888-03-24
"UntoId Agony from Catarrh..

Prof. W. HAUsNER, tie famous mesmerist,
Of Ithaca, n. T., writes: "Some ten years ago
I suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
catarrh. Ny family physician gave me up as
incurable, and said must die. My case was
such bad one, that every day, towards sun
set, my voice would become 50 hoarse could
barely speak above a whisper. In the morning
my coughing and clearing Of my throat would
almost strangle me. BY the use of Dr.. Sagei
Catarrh Remedy, in three months, was a vel
man, and the cure has been permanent"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
BOYS NOT IN SCHOOL.

DO1G NIL LIN COI1OOA.
There are neglected duties for which
some one must be responsible. Atten.
ton has more than once in past months
been called to q subject of just com.
plant, which the statutes of the state
makes the duty of Certain persons to
remedy. 1t is the number Of boys
seen on the streets who ought to be in
school. 1t is not alone for the persona
good OF these boys that they should be
In school. but the entire community
and the state have an interest in their
education. Every boy is candidate
for citizenship to become a voter. The
wisdom of compulsory education is
recognized in nearly if not every state
in the Union, and also in nearly if not
all nations OF Europe. In Germany
and some other countries the compul
sorry education law is more strictly en-
forced than in this country. The edu.
cational status Of European nations
must not be judged by the ship-loads
brought here from the lower classes,
although there is found many one
with rough exterior who can read
and write. The wisest legislators in
all countries believe it is cheaper to
educate than to provide jails and pay
the expenses Of criminal courts. If an
example were made of only a few
Of these out-of-school boys az the law
directs it would have a wholesome
effect.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
COST OF STRIKES.

The millions of dollars loss caused
by strikes since these occurrences have
become common, if 1t were possible to
correctly estimate the amount, would
be found sufficient to build railroad
around the world. including a single
line Of ships to connect across the
oceans. The late strike of the Burling.
ton and Quincy alone is said to have
been loss of over 100000 to the
company and over 100000 to the
Brotherhood of strikers out Of employ.
ment. While this strike has been in
progress other large strikes have been
occasiOning heavy losses In different
parts Of the country. Notwithstanding
the mischief of strikes Is so apparent,
the passion for them continues to rage
without diminution, and legislative
wisdom has thus far been bafiied to
devise remedy.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30

Col. Fred. s. Lowell, in whose honor
the Post bearing his name in this city
was given, was one Of the early resi-
dents here. He came when quite o
young man in 1887. He was well edu-
Gated as lawyer, was q lawyer by in
tuition, and in fact seemingly born a
lawyer. He could grasp a legal cues
ton with surprising quickness. His
legal opinions were generally respected.
The only relatives here when he came
were an uncle and sister. His uncle,
r. II. Deming, had been Methodist
clergyman in Vermont, but did not
follow preaching as a regular profess
sion in Wisconsin. His sister Martha
was a young women Of superior quail.
ties of mind; she chose the life Of O
foreign missionary, accepted an APP
pointment from the American Board,
and went to Turkey as a missionary.
Col. Lowell is conceded on all sides to
have been q gallant and brave officer
of the Union army.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30

winter, the same a. in Boston Or Chi
cago. The question is frequently heard
raised, care not the winters Of Wis
consin longer and colder than thirty
or forty years ago?" Pains have been
taken to inquire Of old residents in
this vicinity as to their observations
in respect to the winters. The answers
have not been uniform, but the drift OF
them Is to the effect that the winters
OF late years have been longer and
more severe than in early years Of
settlement. If any one in this part Of
the state has been in the practice of
keeping weather record it would be
interesting to know how far the
opinions expressed accord with the
facts.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
ELECTION NEXT TUESDAY.

Ii is the duty of every qualified voter
to SO to the polls Of election on Tues
day next. The right Of suffrage Is a
sacred trust of the people, on the
proper exercise of which depends the
welfare of our free institutions. The
persons who regard the matter Of vot-
Ing of but little consequence do not
correctly estimate their responsibilities.
They forget that however insignificant
. vote cast in ward or town election
may appear, it is part of that great
political system of power that controls
the government. We counsel no man
for whom to vote in this election, ex.
cept to say, if you are pronounced
Republican, then vote that ticket with.
out mutilating it. If there is a char
aeterless man up for Office, party obi.
cations do not require you to vote for
him.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
SUGAR DUTY.

A few months ago there was much
unanimity for the abolition of the duty
on imported sugar. On no other arti-
Gle of family necessity would the con-
sumers be so largely benefited as by
the removal of the sugar duty, but for
which the price of this necessity would
be afforded about two cents less per
pound. 1t is now alledged that the
abolition Of the duty on sugar would
cripple that industry in this country.
The probability is the cane sugar in
dustry in this country will always be
crippled, and never able to stand alone
without large government aid. With
the present bounty allowed on sugar it
has not furnished only about one-tenth
Of the home demand. and with the
government encouragement its pro-
duction has been diminishing. The
policy seems to be to foster com.
paratively small interest in Louisiana
at the expense of the people of the
Union.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
A Distinguished Clergyman's Tssti-
mQnK.

A Distinguished Clergyman's Tssti.
mony.
Rev. r. NJ. Pickens, President of the
Methodist Protestant Church of South
Carolina, writes from Greenyille:
about four years ago was attacked
with what the physicians pronounced
neuralgia rheumatism, accompanied with
erysipelas. Ny appetite failed me entirely,
and had an intermitting pulse and very
irregular pulsations of the heart A ter.
rible pain soon came into my chest and
shoulders, and became 80 helpless that
could attend to no business at all. The
pains were movable, and would sometimes
pass from one part of my body to another.
Finally the erysipelas broke out on nv left
hand and arm, and produced much swell.
ing. I was for eighteen months afflicted
in this way, and of course used a great
many kinds Of medicines, but nothing gave
me relief. Friends finally persuaded me
to try Swift's Specific. I noticed decided
improvement while taking the first bottlo.
continued its use until had taken about
one dozen bottles, when I found myself
sound and well again, with no sign Of dis
ease left except stiffness in my hand, .
result of the erysipelas. While taking
the medicine gained on an average two
pounds of flesh per week. think S. 8. 8.
valuable medicine, and / frequently
recommend it to my friends"
Write to the SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,
Atlanta, Ga, for Treatise on Blood and
Skin Diseases, mailed free to anyone"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30
SALEM.
oALEM. ,rl5, :
The weather is too bad to mention.

The weather is too bad to mention.
The concert given by the S. G. B. and
w. w., March 20, was decidedly good
and deserving of a larger audience,
which, owing to the very bad condition
of the roads, was rather small, Tie
special feature of the evening was the
cornet playing by ]. P. Browne. Among
those deserving special mention are
Miss Lou Palmatier, Mrs. Ollie Clark,
w. H. Browne and Lincoln Gull. All
parts of the programme were particular
ly well rendered. Every one went away
we'll pleased, saying they had received
the worth of their money. The g. G. B.
and w. w. both join in extending their
hearty thanks to those who belong to
neither society for their timely and
valuable assistance.
The debate at the Literary" last
week was one of unusual interest, the
question being Resolved, That the
pen is mightier than the sword" At
firmative supported by G. w. Blanchard,
assisted by J. P. Browne. Negative
supported by w. H. Browne, assisted by
W. " Gull, Jr. The judges decision
was two for the negative and one for the
affirmative. The rest of the program
was very good. The Literary Society
owe vote of thanks to Mr.. ]. P. Browne
for his assistance whenever he has been
here.
Mr.. L. Sherman, of Brighton, met
with serious accident Sunday, cutting
his hand off at the wrist in large feed
cutter.
Mr.. w. H. Browne has been engaged
to teach the spring term of the Brass
Ball school.
The Center school commenced Mon.
day, with Mr.. J. Kerwin teacher.
DR.. Ray Thayer, who was prominent
member of our Literary" is having
the best of success in working up a
practice. He is located at Trevor.
Mr.. A. R. Cornwell and family expect
to 60 to their new home in Bristol on
Tuesday. They will be greatly missed
in this community. We wish them all
success and happiness in their new
quarters. II
The Browne family give their concert
Friday evening at Wilmot. Mrs. Mayne,
nee Browne, will sing with them as usual.
DIR. Ray Thayer was called last. week
to attend the youngest son of w. M.
Curtiss, who was quite i'll with lung
trouble. He is rapidly gaining.
Owing to the approach of the busy
season, the members of the Literary"
cannot do justice to the parts assigned
them. 1t is about time to adjourn until
next fall, when we hope to see this So
ciety reorganized, and series of read
ings taken up. Many pleasant evenings
have been passed there this winter, and
all express desire to enjoy them again
next season.
The "Query box" was unusually in
teresting last week. A question asked,
&C. Are the Albinos racer" was discussed
there, and has been since. It is claimed
by nearly all that they are not, being
simply freak of nature; yet quite
number there are who insist that they
are race called white negroes.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1888-03-30

education must not be neglected as It
has been, but enforced. The excellent
suggestions which have been made and
already acted upon in many places
must be more generally adopted. The
putting of the American flag in the
school room has found favor in Chi
cago and other cities. Let the pupils
be required to know its meaning, its
true design and the duty to country
which it teaches. It has been we'll said
by the best friends of public school
education that patriotism must be
taught in the schools, even if it re-
quires the omission of other studies to
give it the attention it demands.