The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-06
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The reason sons met caSs male tcsh
,sas ussa. 10 csBss ibsy are 700 badly
sssssna 10 nsairs oEs sta drsSi-
The niliiary spirit IL abroad. The
miisias bsys 40 10 camp saa arAil. ssS The
siris a. 70 ihs sess'5s and bare rtas'
-wonec are pleasel when iifeDed 70
itfas. bn, poi 10 ali lisds o. hsf1s u -
dssgsoas " call semsu 40 old ben.
Attic potsoalce. GrsDgef there
sir'i salAin hsss Tor ne. val. sirnger. -
thar ety oiher good posioGice IN town
-Mu Jones Donl trouble ycniseli
III see ne 10 ibs deer. Mrs. SAITH. Mrs
saith No irosble; qaiie pleasure, J
sssafc yea
~ ,oaaR LADY siisndisg balls and
parties shopla have itmsls cbapcfoDs
ubiil sAs Il sh.e 70 call some other chap
hef osn
--''can anything sc,lle The servsni R'fi
gneslior r. asks sesry hoosekeeper, To
which NO respectfully reply Yes tie
lefoseDe csa
"a corfcsp0ndsn, asks; Would yen
or aay o. your readers inform constant
reader boz 10 ltsru 10 play flute 7" Not
II ~ too1 ourselves
Things ths, Never Die" IL the title
Of ns~ poem, And !. does not mention
the chsp who wants 10 know II II 10 bot
enough for you. either
--"Yas. she said. the waves 10 storm
remied ne Al or hired girls at home. 7"
',Hirei girls. madame r "ies, they are
sach asful breakers,
Barber Epurely from force u habit
Have hair cut SIR ? Bsld-bcaded Gus
toner Yes; three or four Of them-l
guess I've 90, that many left.
Why, Mrs Ballard. how DO you do :
"Qaile sell Hos are you, Mrs. Jones 7
How dad you nni me 10 all this crowd 7"
"By yoar boDnet It's the third summer
for IL. isn't II n
--Ebentxsr whot's dis yere free wool
dey's taikin sbou, 10 dc papahs 7 Eze-
kisl Oats US; shen Abraham Linkum
'mancipated De niggars. be made dem
free wool. Bee r.
ALAS George proposed yet. dear 2
"No, mamma, but hs did the next thing
b il Iast evening" "Whst di1 he do y
"Ie asked me IL thought parsgonc 10
junous 10 teeiblpg children"
--Tabbicy (bashfully aud removing his
Ls, spssmodically) = Is Miss Tremmer inf
Maid - She il; bat she's engaged. Tub
bley (sbo settled things last night j
know II; I'm the young man.
"a New York correspondent counted
IA millionsires in group on the piazza Of
sSAratoga hotel. That's nothing; we've
seen Que httlo woman on summer hotel
piazza put on nearly as many airs as that.
Teacher lBainral history olass) You
win remember that, will you Tommy. that
wasps lie inA torpid state oil winter
Tommy- Y,s. ma am; and I'll try aud 70
member that they make up for 1t in sum
mer.a
a gentleman who, about retiring fol
the piph,. was invited TO neighbours to
see night blooming cereus in foil bloom,
pointedly replied: "No, don't care tc
see any hoser that Is ashamed TO blossom
10 the day light
Yes, boys" said the retired naya
officer. as be returned his glass TO the bar
.'tho navy is improving. For instance
there is not so much drunkenness now Al
there was when was 10 it." ''No, iu.
deed r shouted the boys.
There vas spelling match at Mime.
Apolis recently and Gov. Biddie missed
reconnaissance" After all q man or
woman who can spell words Of that kline
without looking at tho dictionary is no
gooi for much Of anything else
She lat garden party Isn't tina
young Professor Brainiog coming thi
way. Mr. DE Sappy He-Ya'as. Mis-
Msnde. Shall | present himS She--0h
dear no. Think young men with brains
Mr.. De Sappy, are such bore.
Visitor: Does your daughter play
Mr. Phirkin Father Certainly she doe
MIR Yonogbead. Visitor | am glad Q
It, | adore muSic myself. A piece vel
executed fairly carries me away. Father
Jennie, give us a selection on the piano
"A Young Englishman is said TO hav
wril,en 10 bis fond uucle the follow in
encouraging letter: Dear Uncle-- 70
have often said that you could die happ
il could pass the final examination 70
the Bar successfully, You can die happy
Your iuiiiul nephew.
johnnie; ! Wish ! lived in Sont
America Mother Why Johnnie 7 "Th
mammss down there don't wear any slip
pen YES, my son, but you must ais
rrMemurt hhnt Ane ithso pofh io"h thUi
do no, wear any pants. That's so. II
queer that never thought about that.
Old lady 10 elderly bride on weddin
uip) -TAs, young man who just went II
10 the smohin' car seems very fond o yo'
masm. Elderly bride Alb. yes, job
loves me most dearly Old lady ri do
nv sia heart good 10 zee seeb siiectie
these days; il BIO the only son we've 80
ms'am
- Tramp, kpo~ IL. ma'am; I'm a
ways out Of work. bu. i.'s my luck. We
mas uo9 IL THAI poor man Tramp
lis this way. uas'sm. la lbe sin,er ] 10
likH m0Ains lawns. aud 10 The summer