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Married a R..iah.

AT the studio Of a young portrait
painter says London correspondent,
Il saw yesterday a picture which was
very curious in its subject. Ii contained
two upright tigures-onc, that of a
swarthy Indian raiah covered with jewels
and wearing the star OF India upon his
breast, the other, a tall and lovely Eng
glisb girl of about IS, in "A pink dress. hel
hair gathered behind by a ribbon and
falling loose again. The raiah is smiling
the smile of proud possessorship, and the
girl is looking with a somewhat bewild.
cred air at her future lord. They arc
two real people. She is the daughter
of an English chemist, and hcI
parents have consented TO her mar.
liage with the rajah, who, after the
ceremony will, viii take her on, to his do.
mir!ons. One instance of such marriage
between Christian maid and pagan man
Is very well known and has turned out a
decided success. A Miss King, the
daughter of a governor of an English Jail,
married about thirteen years e tho
Shecrcf of Oran,' who Is the spiritual
head Of the empires of Morocco. The
shercef, who is a descendant of the
prophet, on marrying Miss King, re.
nounced all his other wives, whom he
lodged in an asylum at Tangicr, which
il is a part of his duty TO keep up for the
refugees from the secular power, and lC
moreover gave TO his son by his Christian
wife, the sacred stick, the possession Of
Of which AT the time of the slcrecf'
death determines the succession amongs,
his children TO his sacred Office and grea'
possessions.
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An Amusing Incident.

There was a bridal couple coming IN
on the Bay City train the other day, saws
the Detroit Free Press, and the passen.
gers in that particular car were on the
grin most of the time over their antics.
The bride had got the man she loved and
she didn't care a copper who saw her nil.
low her head on his shoulder. The bride.
groom had got a farm with his wife, and
II he wanted to feed her %gumdrops OF
squeeze her hand whose business was II :
little Old man, dried up and hareheaded.
sat directly in front of The coun!e and he
looked around SO often that the Young
husband finally explained:
We're Just married."
y knowed it all the time" chuckled
baldhead.
And we cant help it you know"
No, you can TIL be darncd If YOU
kim"
Il presume it all seems very silly 10
an old man like YOU" continued the
husband.
"D5es it! Does it!' cackle1 the Old
fellow as he bohbed around. wall
you Just-bet your life she doesn't. I've
been right thar three times over, aud
I'm now on my way to Canada to marry
q fourth! You orter see me n week
hence. I'll hug and squeeze and fondle
Of the rate OF forty miles an hour. and
darn the skunk that laffs at me, Siljy!
Why, children, its parrydize billed right
down"
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PersonatinR a Lord.

New York Sun: 1t is dangerous husl-
ness to attempt to pass yourself oil as
another person. particularly when nat
persnn Is known to fame. 1t is related OF
a Baltimore Mah; who was connected
With a large London firm, that whi'e
trasveljang ii England, he stayed, at a
country iii Iii aid ittgls!hlsa ''nalt'm9re'
INSANITY ne wac .no v.,.~-
of the greatest puliteness from attendants
of every kind. He was shown 10 the
most elegant apartments the house pro-
vided, and whenever he made his appear
ance, servants were at hand to proffer
their most willing services. News that
Lord Baltimore had arrived spread quickly
through the town, and soon the manfrom
Maryland was deluged with cards and
invitations from prominentsociety people.
To receive visitors, or to accept invita-.
lions, would have been to reveal his trick,
ST he shut himself in the rotm. and tic
outside world saw nothing Of him. Aftei
playing the lord for two days, and payinl
about $3.50 for 1t in hotel bills. the mar
from Baltimore continued his journey,
and did not repeat the experiment.
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Had Net HeIped Him.

Two men sat beside each other on s
railway train. One of them putting
down a magazine, remarked:
THAT series ii articles, Books That
Have Helped me has engaged thc at
tentio. of some of the IcadiH. literary
men of the country"
$50 I've heard the Other man re.
piled.
Have you read any Of the articles
NO"
"But you have often thoumht"fhook
that have helped you, ! dare sa,s,"
NO, | don't read books. isu,i an
therefore not hoipcl by them. read
the titles of books, but nrsor ij3rn tlje
leaves"
"You must be a hvsy utta.
II am" said the II, W." Oh,
glanced ut The titles. - ;tsa!N,t nt.ab
reviewer Of the Boston h,lglmp iiig"a
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MILLIONS OF DoLLaRs LOANED
The Maxim Neither a Borrower
Nor n Lender Be" Proved Unreiia

The Maxim .Neither a Borrower
Nor n Lender Be' Proved Unreiia
BILE.
ha-Per's Magazine: 1t requires mil
lse.is upon millions of dollars of borrowed
money every year to make possible the
extraordinary progress of Dakota, Kan
sas and Nebraska during the last ten
years. One of the first things to excite
surprise in the mind OF a stranger is the
great number of banks in these new west
ern towns; they are everywhere numer-
GUS. But their combined capital would
not suffice TO supply Il respectable
fraction of thu demand for money NTH j
territory. The great bulk of it comes
from the east, New England particalar,-
IN the way of farm loans. Thrs,. are no.
gotiated by loan and trurt commando
whose names is legion: ..lnere arc hnmdreds
of them in the business. Their method
OF procedure IS well understood here
put perhaps n resume of it NAV be of in
IeresI 70 p astern readers. They have loan
agents in every small town, who
YAK application FROM the party wanting
d loan and forward il to the western of,
nee Of the company. Omaha, Kansas
City, Minneapolis, st. Paul, Lincoln ard
SIOUX City are the principal centcrs. The
application. if accepted, is fled, and the
necessary papers being made out they are
forwarded with the money to the front.
The farmer signs n mortgage, running
say five years, for 81 200. The rate of in.
terest he paysfs 10 per cent, but it is di.
vlded in this way: The principal mort
gage draws Z per cent. and the scmi>an.
u interest coupons on this are for S335
each. He then signs a second mortgage
on his farm for an amount equal to 3 nor
cent. perannum for five years on the loan
of $1,000. This is divided into semi-au.
nual payments of Sl5 cach-not bearing
interest, as these are really interest notes
payable on the same dates as the inter.
est coupons of the principal mortgage
are. The loan company then sells the
first mortgage drawing Z per cent. to the
eastern investor, keeping the second
mortgage-or what is really the balance
o. the III per cent. interest which tho
farmer pays-fcfits profit.
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TO A SEA GULL

Whithor hyest thou, shining guilt
,He.yiless alike vt hree*e Or tsl',
fiinelrg Geeply beneath the waves;
Rising: how, from thy watery gri'yc.
BIRD, hast thou, folio@ ed, f-am afar
as did wisc sen hrt,slchem's s.ar,
so,Ae brave chip whose :iuttering sails
Bore lis crew mid dangerous gales
To waiting loved ones OF the shorcl
What dost thou hear in the oceans roar?
Sure It's u song ihou lowest well.
What is its burden! Canst thou tell?
Mothers watch for their SONS on shore,
Wives for husbands that come no more.
Never was echoed a saddcr strain
To their ears thar this wild refrain.
But with thee it has kindly dealt:
Meath its wings thou hast safely dwclt,
GIFTS 1t br!t q thee from cast and westi
On Its bosom thy restiings rest.
Nothing strange that is roar to thee
Singeth songs OF the summer sea;
Or that It's never changing tt,nc
Falls rs softly as rain III June.
Plume thy wings, u, bird of the sea.
Thou hast ever a charm for me;
JoYIuliy on the wild waves breast
Let thy glistcning pinions rest.
Would thai thou could'st tighten the pain
Some hearts feel when that wild refrain
Brings to mind the ships that are lost,
And the mariners tempest tossed!
Evelyn Kimbull Johnston.
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AN ADlEU TO THE BUsTLE.

AS waves We are blown on a smiling sound
Ont tn sea where We al are lost,
rs eioiids ye Jade in blue profound,
When the sky is no longer tempest tost-
Cestus Of Venus and Psyche's cone,
Pcpion Of Helen and sandal shoe,
Wotiiugtcn's crinoline, Pompadour's zone
Laugh, for the hustle must follow you!
Into the limbo. of Fashions tools.
int The ehasnel OF Beauty's slaves,
Out Of the reach of the fondest fools,
Gone as the foam ON the t~leetipg waves,
Past encealiuent and out of the ken
OF the fordcst lips that would swear to be
true,
We that have once been worshippcd by men
Laugh, for the hustle must follow you!
But not to BE lall mid thu sa.Ned dist
or the withered ,oses OF nigh romance;
Tcr a hustle no knight c'er plightcd his trust,
No cavalier shlvercd his loyal lance!
Theirs were The beauties and saints of old
There are beauties and saints today, 1t il
true
And sogye shyeds o: q spirnior cr,d,
L&tsa, ior the hustle must follow you!
John Paul Bocock.
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The One In the Middle.


Five very plump b.et's met pse pleasant spring
dNr,
And saatea themselves in a row on n rail:
The t~y biggest SAT with their backs turned
this way.
And straight ns an arrow hung caol, A4es,Ic
tnil.
Then tour of them mcsrsi: sang. Summers
coming,
And soon ~ shaR hear the brown honey-bees
%hunplning,
And see brightest uDsllne-O!he dilile did.
de-
Except when 1t rains" said the ono in the
GIi1die.
And there will he resee, red S1toa, and
pink
Sang the four in = sScFd. once more; .and
the fiR
WIN giSc nstse Sweetest of .nter to drink,
Ana Ts@ss-seod he plenty IN field AMI on hill,
4AteiR hes cf onr kindred tl.oir way will DO
N~f.nping
Toward oar homc, nl the news of tho Sunny
Souti, bringing.
And wen feast Them on hersfts-Dt hoy dfedfe
"sora berries are po:sosa," .sa'l tho one in the
, milalc.
linen. "Isoa't'e So cross" said the four coax.
As they looked kindly at her, TOR certainly,
dear,
There is not tho least reason that g,uin YOU
should he
When the time That we've wished FOR MI
winter is here.
Come, be happy and gay IA sessp tt0ublc tc
borrow,
Take good care oe iuiuS-hope the best for to-
morrow
And JON in our singing--O! hey diddlc did
die"
Il won't: and that's fiat" said the one ia tht
middle.
Margaret Eytinse In W.T. Awake.
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MISSING LINKS.
Paris has adopted the American am,
bnlaneh sNstrnh,

Paris has adopted the American am,
bulanee system,
Senator. sIaip, .Jies,it8 iaeeni IT,
versess y said still to nc worth $40, 000,-
600.
Robert Browning recently refused a
Boston publishers offer OF $1,000 for a
short poem,
More than !. millinA ,neii Ale cha-
ploSsd ES7fhe y;tiions railway lines in
the United States.
Mrs. Oscar Wilde, it is said. looks
charming in grecnery-yallery gowns
and is fond of wearing them.
There ia . clump ot tliirts five orange
trees near Lakeland. Fla, that yield
annually over, 100000 oraugea,
An odatcee Fl Silver may now be pur-
chased in England for az pence, the
lowest price of the present century.
Miss Mary A. Rice of Atchison i.
the frat wssnan graduate Uf Vie han
sas t.Ato Cniversity's department of
pharmacy.
I. r: Bemett, of Wilkesbarre, Pa,
has \ Bible that was published by John
D. HAYES, Cambridge, Englanl. ia
1916. being nov si2 wears old,
The sistk # tho gun used by Adam
Poe in his tight With the Indian chief,
Big Foot, Was on exhibition. at; tile
New Lisbon, Ohio, schools s5lns DAYS
agt.
Joseph Davis of Wov,a connty West
VIRGINIA. is tho father of = e-,.,,r.,id
Girl wcirhing $50 nounds Sbn il a
| perfectly healthy and in,rlliVnnt
| child.
t,da,4,, 49,,
| ton in England stated that ..Si,. .Jnhn
| Moore was killed i'm, hattie i,Ist hofnrn
he SET sail for l,n~lapd.n Ana lie was
not Nh Irisbmsn.
~ t;a.t,4 80. r,,...
ortinr, 49, -. ~. t'ei 1, :, ne ''os ~
now the most nnw,}ful eleclr;n i;sht
| in the world. and The foo siGnal Is 4
| steam horn Of o,.pnt newer
7 M So =. 80
i''tesY ,"tt o.i ri' M:rfl'ttn i''t !.
loau Wa litue 0i we Aiitaeiph'u 81
neaa''s iI'"H' "le'' q .ia'l' ran ilhe-
One mile was mad. in fortv.s;y snc.
onds.
"a oarpon ,o"hShIP. Huntington
couliis' ,ie,1 ''s' week 'a'o an egg UP,
on lhe sheil OF which was clearly ana
piaihly raised lhe inquire OF a snake,
no;snd fn,. d h,nw'
1ha.n ara nhan, .hi,4. a., ,u
:. inerH are hoou, shl',y s'aha d.'kes
IA huss'a' all OIL 'lena pe'h@ .ear re'a-
owes 81 inc oNar. Iacl receives from
.ie e ss,, ona ah ~, anhun, pension
10 soG,oeo' NV .lle nallorl'S OF mem
an -,
me ialges. snip "lloa1 IS the BRUSH
1ioi' sup ".s,o.e "nie, mas u SloSS
!oiilase VI 40 IONS; me fa'stove
~ d inui-iltsteu ,esSe'' hnu Was p"'!'
~ 9Isso" ~ lo2t. liet tsh9lh IL
90 ice'' "iio ner pieaoIi t''@ lee''
The gun1-clieWing mania is still in
crcasing rapidly among the youthful
bellies of the a~ristocracy, the propei
and correct gift for Il young lady be.
ing now a box of gum. decorated ir
dainty fashion and tied with ptettJ
ribbon.
fllizabetl, Stuart Phelps. who has
been writinu for thn nuhlic over ,hirt,
years, is only Al wears old. y0uth'!
Communion printed her first story
written when she was l3. She began
Coates Aiar." her best-known hylnt
book, III 1854.
Mn. !
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Yes. A man becomes sadly linrea-
sonable when he becomes a million.
aire. OF cnurse arguments that avail
in the case Of people who have money
don't avail in the ease of people win
haven't. For instance, Il miilionairc's
advice is always sound and mood-ii
you Il fake ii. But the millionairc's
advice is usually based upon the us
sumption tina; YOU can take it; and ii
is always the kind of advice you cam,
take.
buy y little home, my dear boy:
buy n little home for your wife and
family, and then you are safe
] heard II rich man advise n poor
man to that effect.
III did that" answered the poor mai
quietly, .'many years ago.
THAT was wise. You are safe for
something if you have bought ,
home"
Yes. l bought Il home and it's
mortgaged to you"
80, well, that's the trouble with SO
many. They want to speculate, and
they borrow money. Nevcrlend money
without security. You may be called
stlngy because you won't lend a man
30 cents. but ii is a question of prin-
ciple. Never borrow money, Never
do it. If You will begin borrowing yo,
are hopclessly gone. Youth find Your
self kept back all your life. however
since l began ! have kept to that rule.
and now | I'M worth several millions
"1ou have been a Woodworking man;
it is creditable to YOU You began
poor"
Poor! You bet l did. I hadn't a
cent in the world, and l borrowed a
dollar-'
'.Eh?n
We'll, of course. l don't mean
that was different. "--San francisco
Chronicle.
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pon.oon Bridges and Ferr;e.,

Va The deep rivers of the west pier
F'I7siges cost ten to twenty times as much
as poEtoons. Pier bridges are much more
uuiaoie' nut IN some cases the annual in
aelese on t'e Investment is more thar the
enIlre cost of a pontoon bridge.
The principal advantages of non{oon
owe pier bridges are thai IL most cases
she approaches of u pier bridge must
commence far from shore. Hence ncr.
sons living near shore arc compelleu 70
90 back some distance to get on the mn
proach. A r%ontoon bridge rs. is at tn.
more. Where a river is /, 1000 feet wide
q Hontoon bridge is l, 900 foet long. but
u pier bridge with its approaches may be
over 1900 feet,
reference Is here made to "hirh''
prldges Hn navigable streams. A bridge
slust ne above the smokestacks eff steam.
poass In highest water, or must have a
Mra". A draw in a pohtoon bridge is
easy and cheap, IN a pier bridge Il ;s
difficult and dear.
10 obtain a 100 foot opening a pier
hridge draw must be 400 feet long. A
sse root opening in a poutoon bridge only
requires a 100 foot draw. A boy can Omen
me draw of a pontoon bridge quicker
draw. p''i oi'use
when q flood or ice-gorge banks against
a pier bridge or Il tornado wraps its tail
around 1T, that part carried away is a
Total ruin, but pontoons are merely scat
sered aieng the shore and may te reooy.
erea, scores Of pier bridges have been
entirely destroyed by flood, gorge and
tornado, but no pontoon bri'ge has ever
been seriously injured. The light ram.
shackie pentoon bridges in army use are
sometimes dispersed by swift current, but
different. a"''
Except at large cities, a pier bridge
uPoh a deep river IS a throw.away-an
unnecessary expenditure upon a structure
Mhicn VIII pay but a small relurn upon
.ne capltai invested, as compared with
"hat a pontoon bridge would pay.
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1t would seem that Seth Low of Brook.
Ign, finds himself in the democratic
ranks for nearly the same reason that
Governor Palmer of Illinois finds him.
self there. Both have remained fixed in
their principles. and have been obliged
to attach themselves to that party whose
advanced ideas have coincided most full.
ly with their own. Mr.. Low goes over
to the democrats on account of his op.
position to the protectionist doctrine of
the republicans. says the New York Sun.
II believe" says Mr.. Low, 'as Garfield
did, in a protection which leads toward
free trade. The declaration OF the Chi
cago platform is for n protection which
leads away from free trade" Mr.. Low
seems to think that Garfield would be q
Democrat were he living now.
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manners, carried all sides with him,

u.hSS..r od Ill ,;1o, ,,;.h -.
manners caI.ieu az SUES WIN MN,
Do IN. o.a anu Souns ., s.a,
-; Du. . Ut WIS no o.e .ie y nm
Sho ,s.,,,. n na y, ~. LII as nea.!iN'
s Sny - .aao. " NH VAN WIN nifi'
aar e mas a,na9a oa .'ho " MAKE hef-
'e.. WI ' aia a,' aao poa.u;u
"e., a'u ~ s.e ne''tlA YAK se
~ any Tn Gnu sa'.acl i,NihS ohs
aas - sain!oi, 40 ms nn.usopa
a was Pi"s'hs ""o sfhsifS 'os
M "a. 81"
10y SAT IN the parlor bns.ly. stitch
,ns away. mr.. n ana bealrlx were
sha na,,o W., a.n'y Mn'k' SO h.''y haa
- ~ nctseii. quay hci cheehff
W. H. d n,,shte' sesiiet tnan usoat ,:io
: SUI "en. ner h raa nvcr hef sewing
sas san n a merry Voice: !.
IN, NE "se. ont won ten WIN whom
you teli me- MISS nifty sad
" 1olee penlhu heT; r.
H...s sealteu' now provoking Afa'
" , Suinei was Het.,hei
=, mo. w" VIZ me, hiltyi repea.,
en ,sacS sumner, pntnng hISs 4ana
moe, hsr cH,n anu maS'ss as' look
VI, NY n's aa.e'
y y on 1oM are very I'M
pe ~ DO GO away
~ wont 90 away; misery hkes coma
PanN, sag Tracy, with ;~s'n'1s
mhat oe N'as "'eHn, sir?'
!! i""sh taat | am in love, too
u'n, l nav. known mat ever since
last SUMNER said Kitty, quietly.
Mr.. snmner drew back; he d'd not
eNpes. 'n's O iAlt'y'
NO N''.Y' l was M u. 1--WE last
1 n"t '""iess was lniatuatep;t
:" Jew. kheW MhaH iGal boNe. was
until wals'g,, VIII E8n Asia die vii
lagge the aN',es hight"
MI. Sumner!" and Kitty hid her
blushing face in her hands.
'Belleve me, Kitty, never knew
what real love was until | loved you.
my da,'in@sn said Tracy. removing her
hatds aid looking down into her
! biushing face.
That night Tracy Sumner had Kit
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A Novel Combat.

Among the thousands of people who
throngcd to Glendale park yesterday
afternoon, says the Louisville Courier
journal. 10 seek relief from the heat
and dust of the city was a boy who had
captured in his rambles a large striped
lizard, of the variety generally known
by the boys as "scoripins," and hay
ing tied a cord about his neck. led it
around with him through the park,
much to the amusement of other small
boys, though rather disconccrting to
nervous ladies. Another youugster
had in his pocket Il rat made of India
rubber, and very much like the genuine
rodent: 1iu would walk up 10 some
gentleman reclining ~ the grass, and
suddenly pull The seemingly wriggling
rat from his pocket and hold him II few
inches from the g~entleman's face to his
dismay, and greatly to the boys edilica-
ton. Finally the two crrntic youths
met, and IL proposition was made to
have the striped lizard fight the rub
Der rat. Half a dozen people gathered
round, having nothing else to do; and
around this ilcltus Il hundred quickly
formed One boy placed his raj on the
ground and pulled his tail TO make him
wiggle, when the other boy led the
reptile to the scratch. The lizard ut
once sprang upon his adversary aud
fastened his teeth IN his nose, and when
time was called for the first round re-
fused to let go his hold. The owner of
the lizard, seeing his advantage, at
once pulled the string, lifting his
lizzardship from the ground, still hold
ing the rat by the nose, started off with
both. The other sport objected to this
proceeding and after "A sharp %tussel, to
the amusement of the multitude he
secured his rat. The 'scoripin' was
declared a fighter and the winner, and
was carried away with pride by his
wnc WHO proposed to keep him for
another battle.
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COPPER IN ALASKA.
Millions of TrDs to Ee Had, Some of 1t
Pure Metal.

From Lieut.. Henry p. Aliens report
of his explorations up the Copper river,
says the Juneau (Alaska) Free Press.
we learn thefollowing interesting facts
about the country:
Copper river is a stream of consid-
cradle size, very swift, and difficult OF
ascent in boats. 1t is not confined to
one channel, thus forming many large
islands, and its volume Of wafer is SO
great that the stream spreads over
nearly the entire bottom of the valley.
Along its banks are large gravel bars.
and the country is marked with extern
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May 10 Bell.

Dear Bell: iNl write you Il short letter
To say I'm wonderfully better:
How much that means You ought to know,
Who saw me just one nonth ago
Thir, nervous, frctful, white as chalk,
Almost 100 weak TO breathe or talk;
Head :hrohhing, as IL fit for breaking,
y weary, ever present aching.
But now life seems a different thing:
| feel AS glad as bird on wingl
] say, and fear no contradiction,
That Picrcc's Favorite Prescription
Is grand Why, I'd have died without 1t!
Ma thinks there's DO mistake about it.
It's driven all my ills way
Just come in and see! Yours ever, MAY.
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-MeissonDier Gays Of one IT his pictures
no. on exhibition in Loni on that he spent
four years IN working up its details. This
savora of the devotion of the greatest of The
old masters.
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A man came into a cigar shop. bought .
cigar and threw q bad siSpence on the coun.
ter. He was hurriedly departing when tht
dealer called after him: Hold on, hold on.
it's bad !" "Ncver mind" answered the ppr
haser, as he quickly passed out, ''I'll sm, Ike
it anyhow"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-07-20

"A Minnesota man painted his house with
phosphorescent paint, and the very first night
four fire companies smashed all his windows
and drenched his carpets, and the crowd got
away with about sll 900 worth of diamonds
and solid silver.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-07-20
What n Ounce.

| suffered with fever, hot head and foui
breath,
With stomach disordcred-.as sick unto
death.
! bore It g w~eek-surely I was n Ounce
Then ] took a few "Pellets'-thcy cured me
at once.
What a durce, indeed. to neglect such a
remedy and suffer a week. VI, EN- quick relief
could have been found in Hr. Pierce's Pleas
ant PurgstIve Ptnrts.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-07-20

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was n Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,