New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-29

THE TALK or THE DAP,

Inc DEMOCRATS are not all Solo Tor Mr.. Clcyelan6s
good many OF them are hollow. That's why ths,
make so much sound.
oh, yes, the barber win cut your hair on SATURDAY..
who is waiting his turn shall have the right TO frssis
express his opinion Of the haircuton Saturday man.
tSt Adams Messenger
The President may fish In the sea,
And have luck from yacht a dory;
But when fishing on land, It will be
vastly different story
He'll find that Just four years ago
All the suckers were caught by his party,
That the bait he is fishing with now
VIII not catch-Yours-BaFney McCary
A cable dispatch announces that railway has bses
built from Teheran to shag Abdul Azinia We have
often wondered why they didn't run railway from
Teheran to shag Standardization Herald
A prominent educator OF this city recently dey,s.6
novel as we'll instructive game for the amuseeus
of his company, while taking railway journey. Tia
game is called Political II consists OF man M
the United States, each separate State having mum.
Der of circular spots, exactly corresponding With tho
number Of Congressional Districts OF the stata
Orange white, blue and red playing pieces represent
votes for tho Republican, Democratic ProhbItlorst
and Labor parties and the game is to iarzer
number OF Congressional Districts In given s,.ss
than Is secured by any other player, thus carrying
the electoral voters OF that state by adding two Ia
the number Of its Congressional Districts' That
pIayer or side that carries states in such MURDERS that
the electoral votes, added together VIII be not
less than POI has elected the President OF the United
States Tie code of rules under which this game 10
played is ingenious, and makes an Interesting u
well as novel competition. The game certainly
gives political education, for It fully shows the Law
for the election Of the President and the method 81
carrying 1t out
FUNNY ALL ROUND.
talked TO her of the humming bees,
And how they made their honey
In the summer time OH the howery Ieas,
And she answered, Amt II funny"
spoke Of the msers love for gold,
And how he Rugged his money
"To the very verge Of the chuchyard mould,'
And she answered, Amt 1t funnyP
spoke Of the farms of Australia,
And the ravages made by p" bunnie';
The maiden heard what had to say,
And sho answered, Amt It funny"
said seeking damsel sweet,
girl with temper sunny;
Then threw myself at the maiden's fee;,
--(BOston Courier
Says an Englshman: "You Americans have been
trying to build up a social system without an aHs
tocracy; but you will never succeed as long as there
IS woman in the Great Republic. II there were no
such thing as anstocracy In the world, women
would invent one.'
1t is suggested that Wills Gaylord Clarke must
have had prophetic eye on the present Campaign
when he wrote In his Ollapodana'
Knows he that never took pinch,
Knows be the pleasure thence i tha' ho"S'
That my nose knows!
Nose am as proud of thee
AS any mountain Of It's SHOWS;
l gaze on thee and feel the Joy
Roman knows"
Perhaps this might be utilized by our friends the
enemy as a campaign song, with bandanna accompanL
mcnt. No charge for the hint
Mr. Charles a. Dana entertained by some
newspaper editors at Chicago the other day. and this
is the impression he made, as reported by ns
Chicago News:
Brother scott tells us that Mr.. Dana is wonder
fully soothing man; that having ever been addicted
to the employmens and arts of peace Mr. Dana exers
ever he eoes-that from Mr.. Danas mild
eyes and from Mr.. Danas benign countenanes
stantly radiated such honeyed wtchery or seductive
fascination TO subdue, chasten, lenlfy, Inodca,c
compose assuage tranqulizs, and accoy every brutal
passion II not wholly extinguish, eradicate, ana ex'
ilrpate the same
Now why won't Mr. Pulitzer go out to Chicago
and get the proper point of viewf
A college graduate whose commencement GRAFTON
was entitled Upward and Onward is now gudnes
party of tourists over the Rocky Mountains. But he
says this Is not the kind of upward and onward 20
referred to In his Grafton.
II don't Sec, said Mr.. Mcclure, as he sat IN the
stern of tho vessel, how the captain find his way
across the ocean. If he was going the other way AZ
behind there but in front there's nothing to point I'd"
way.-tHarpePs BaZar
There is something cruel I'm the fate Of the vernons
man who spent several weeks in a swamp looking fos
a mine of plumbago, and who while engaged caught
the lumbago
Our editor Will take IN the Press Convention
Canton this week, and probably run down to Bruins
wick before his return lie left In fine trim having
cash. T. S.-Since the above was put In TYPE .m
Rev Jacob Carr (coloredl has managed to collect
T5-cent pl0ughng bill from the editor ana ne sS
hardly have as big time as he expected.-CovIns'01
(Ga.l STAR
Tho. buttermilk habit is spreading. In Pittsoab
butterrnilk saloons are doing hourishing business
1t is found that when butermilk is charged with car
bonlc acid gas, 1t is just about as good as koum'"
and a great deal cheaper.
One night John r. Mclean, Editor OF The cincls
natl Enquirer" seated at his desk up 10 Ms ~
I'm business, when bumpous young reporter stlonJt
in from the city editors rOom and, seatins nn,,s'
Familiarity near the edtOrn chief, inquired III al oa
hand way: Well. Mac, how does the news pan on
tonight" Not In the least dtsconcerted by me "a
raordinary conduct OF his subordinate, VINO, py ~r
way, was a on the paper ana haruly hrvi
to HIM Mr. Mclean responded In an appaelns
pleasant way: Don't call Mae 1t seems 100
stif call me Johnnie" -(Brooklyn Citizen
A passenger in an outgoing train on the centfs
Railroad of New-Jersey the other day. noticing NevA
Bay. asked the train boy who was passing thfous'
the car what body OF water It was. o. uss
Long Island SOUND" the confident reply Oh -.
fend. who had been running over the roaa "' W
ward of two years.
A subscriber sends goat In payment oS ~
years subscription lie viii hereafter IaAe IN
poems on spring and obituary notices eh.ee 20 fhA
lines lie has already devoured long letter "n "a,
Mills bill, and Is looking wistfuly toward poe"
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