The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-11-29
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The manufacture Of paper bottles. is ls. s.
to be begun on a very extensive scale.YaSs
Woman-She shares our Sgriefs,
doubles our joys and trebles pur q tsxpsnss
ses. 4. $50 s. y /
"A good many Of the boys Of tie
period are like an old roof. They need S.
shingling.
"A man that cannot mind his own bnsf..ss
ness is not to be trusted with anybody,ssM
business.
Howeyer''shor the corn crop may
be elsewhere, you can always find Jew
kernels in Kentucky. s.
"A poet inquiries: "What is parting 2,s.
He had better question the man whose ss
back suspender button has given away: ys
There are eight hundred and .fftyssS
missionaries in India, an everage OF one:ss
to every FIVE hundred thousand people:
The largest -four mill in Minneapoli
runs on the profit.share system and has;
just divided $4,000 among the employ
es. ~ ~ 9 &
A Chicago news paper makes thsis''
statement that at least three.ffths OF thei@
people in that city are believers in Spirit
ualism.
The average wages paid for farm
labor in the United States is Sl8I:2.45Sgzs
without board, and S12.24 with board per
month.
= Paris has we'll two thousand three
hundred and fifty feet deep. Hot water
rushes out of this we'll in a stream mll4
feet high. s8s:s5ssSs;
- Some of the colored tenants in Dar:a'
lington county think that they will not be-
required to pay rent now that Harrison slsss
elected.
"A Paris firm has produced porous: /;
glass for window panes. The pores az & &
too 6ne to admit a draught but they assis q
in ventilation.
~ The richest gold mine in the Worldg,
is said to be the Douglas mine in Aussra:;ss
liza, which yields about SOD, 600 every
month and has but three oWner 4;
In a suit for divorce, in ST Louis;
the plaintiff, Mrs. Allie Yillert, testified
that. her husband once pawned he. Ted:S
ding dress for drink Of liquor esssS sgS
DIR. Henry Miller, who made So
600 900 in the manufacture ofapills, wasS
buried at Wilmington, Mass. !, on! Sunday
in casket which cost Sc, 600. s:ss'SI' .:s'S|
1t is said that Sam Jones was paid da
ST 900 for his work in the Greenyills,
Mississippi, revival last week sam
is bringing pile of outside capital INTO
Georgia.
There are 8 500 watches made; every
day in the United States, and yet Sthey
are never drug in the market. AsWatchas
has become as necessary as app slrs OF 81
suspenders.
- Gen. Harrison, President elect has
been oyerrun with letters recently rom
men who want recognition. IL Sis SAID 81
that Harrison refuses to read his maj M lson.s
Sunday and walks 10 church. ssss;:'' 81
cit is terrible ~ exclaimed an o!d
lady, upon reading ofa premature bgI1allE
"and j know that when i die 4 ,llsbes:
worrying all the time I'm in the grayestoras
fear i've been buried aliye.'''l &
The present Legislature Of Georgia.
is remarkable because of the youthtalness3s5
ofits presiding officers. The Presldentss
of the Senate, Mr.. Fleming du Blgnon, So
and the speaker of the House, Mr.sA a: :s &
S. Clay, we're born in the year S53.
- Potato socials are all the rage! IN
oo,o norto of Kansas The plan ofS
conducting them is not altogether clear to-; y;
the uniniliated, but ct these gatherings
many Kansas young man doubtless lls ilhass5
made his first mash.
= While 8 wedding party was Waltlngssss
for q squire to- perform the ceremony az: es
Alpharette, Ca, the groom excused lhlm-S
self and fed. The bride proposed Sto theE
groomsmanf on the,spot and they EweIeSs::
married within an hour:
Samuel Wood of Cooleyville, Ind
has q dog that beats anything on RECORD. IS
a hawk caught one of his hens and sfews
away with it. It got eight feet in thes.
air, when the dog gave 8 jump Eand the!
hen got away all right, but the hawis ls on M
exhibition.
"Don't fret john" said Mrs Vig:
gins. you've lost nearly everything
You had in the world, know, ssbutS'
remember you've still got me- Yes,,Nsss
said John, with another beartful groaD;E
"that's just what vas thinking
Practical Christianity is no sanctnas
~ sensation, no Sabbath day service: Its
/. is the conscientious discharge fall duty,
with desire therein to honor Jehovah 81
II makes the whole world temple and.
the whole life a priesthood, "eating and
drinking, and doing all thing to the glory
ofgod.". sss
-Bsrnum's elephant Juno, got on 81
spree the other day and tore things to-
pieces. She had q bad cold and. her
keeper administered two gallons of his
ky. Mr.. Barnum was very indignant:
and said he had rather lose: Juno than
encourage intemperance among his sanl:s
mails. IS
The largest building in the United
States will be the City Hall OF sPhiladei.5
phia. now in process of constructions !;
About $4,000 900. have been expended
upon it since 1872. 1t is estimated to-
cover 28O0 square feet more than the
Capital at Washington. The tower on
B the North side will be surmounted by aS
statue of Penn, and its extreme height
when completed will be 525 feet.
"A New York paper has asked #its5
readers to state what they would dosif
they we're worth q million dollars each.:;
Some of the answers are amusing buts
most of the writer's say that they would Do
wonders for t',e poor. One man, however,
writes, that the people who propose all
these charitable schemes would change
their minds if they got hold of 9 million
dollars. His idea is that the suddeE
ACQUISITION of a large fortune changes as
mans nature for the worse.
Tobacco has its triumphs as we'll as
its troubles. The Chicago Herald has the
following: "Mr. Merrill is the pastor OF;
Congregational church, Brooklyn, near
Cleveland, and his degrading devotion to
the weed has been the source of deep sre.:
gret and morti6cstion and the subject3of
many anxious prayers with a considerable
portion of his flock. In spite of remoY.:
stances he went on putting his pine and