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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1888-08-04

IMPLIES. blaek-heads, red, rough, chapped
iIU and oily skin prevented by CUTICuRA
Jap.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
Getting Rich East.

Report of p. Durack, expert miner, to
the board of directors of the War Eagle
Gold and Silver Mining and Milling
company:
Gentlemen: | herewith submit nv
report of the condition of the above-de-
Scribed mine. / arrived at the mine on
April II, and found the general manager
and fourteen men engaged in sinking
two shafts, Nos. l and 2. No. l shaft
was down to depth of - feet, AZ feet
by g. feet between timberS. showing up
a fine body of ore at the tifty-feet level :;
the general manager dritted ten feet
/ and found good ore all through, then con-
tinued to sink Shaft No. to the l00-foot
level, where he will crOSS-cut both ways
and find width of vein. Shaft No 3
was down forty feet as working-shaft.
and will be put down to the 150-foot
level; then the drift from Shaft No l
will be pushed forward to connect with
Shaft No. ,, which will give fine body
of rich ore ready fer the cOncentrator.
1t is my opinion. from different assays
which have made while in camp from
ore taken out in my presence from
Shaft No. l, that it will average
all through at least 800 per
ton. Some of the assays ran as high as
$50 per ten. and some as low as S65 per
SOii' lpuliNt ot'lNiiuitl ann S!LC Dt-
tween Ruby hill and Eagle hill, only
5000 feet from the mine, suitable for a
mill and concentration, which | advised
the general manager to buy for the COM
pany. also wish to state that the par
ties owning stock of the War
Eagle Gold and Silver Mining
and Milling company and living
in Ruby City and vicinity will not sell
any of their stock for any price. as they
believe it to be one of the richest mines
discovered since the Comstock-it is the
next largest body of ore as far as known,
increasing in some places twenty-Seven
feet in width. In conclusion, l will state
that believe from all indications that
you have the best mine discovered in
Ruby district. Respectfully submitted,
p. DURACK.
To the Editor of the Globe
Sir: The above report was received
by ME as secretary of the War Eagle
Gold and Silver Mining and Milling
company, and | wish you would publish
it for the benefit of the stockholders of
the company. Respectfully yours,
p. X. MCDONNELL, Secretary.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
DONNELLY'S CIPHER.
A st. Louis Man Claims to Have
Sol we'd 1t.

/ ST. LOUIS, May 5.-The Post-Dispatch
/ will tomorrow publish an article on the
Shakespeare DOnnelly Bacon cipher,
written by John J. Jennings. of that
paper, in which it will be shown that
the key number from which Donnelly
obtains his five root numbers, and which
ne has perSistentiy refused to
disclose, is 222. This key num-
Der is obtained not only in the
manner in which DOnnelly claims
to have obtained it by using the multi
pliers Z. 10, II and IS on page a of the
second Henay ". but also by combin-
ing DOnnelly'S mOdiiierS Oh page "a. In
fact, 2z2 is the sum of several modifiers,
and it combines with every modifier
ON pages IS and n of the folio
Shakespeare Of 1923. BY adding.
222 to 2S3, 2S4, 29l, 80 and Sol
modiiers found on page n, the root
numbers are obtained, and the cipher is
always worked out from one or the
other of these roots. Mr.. Jennings
shows that the mOdifierS are as manner
Gus as the words on Shakespeare pages.
and that the cipher is simply case of
arithmetical progression in which the
number Of terms is limited to the num-
Der OF words in any column chosen, and
the differential is nothing more or less
than unit
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06

We guarantee to un-
dersell any and every
carriage dealer in the
Northwest we Guaran-
tee to show More Styles,
Better Grades and Mob
bier Makes than you can
find at any other store in
the city. Before pur-
chasing come and exam
inc our stock. You will
be convinced that we dis
play more carriages on
one floor than all other
dealers combined. We
control three of the best
and most noted makes,
and have their exclusive
sale. We make a spe-
cialty Of Baby carriages
and cannot, nor will not
be undersold. Every car
rage guaranteed as rep
resented.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06

Special attention is called to the
well-known Curtis shoe, of which
we are sole agents for both st. Paul
and Minneapolis Any one looking
for fine shoe chat is from 81 to 80
will ind it in this make.
1t is a shoe that viii give perfect sat
isfaction; if not, money will be re-
funded, as every pair is warranted.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
STRUCK WITH A BRICK.
a Row at Rice's Point Which May
h Result in a Death.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
L DULUTH, May 5.-John Monroe, of
Rice's Point, is unconscious and may
die from the effects of blow from a
brick in the hands of William Stephens,
of Grassy Point. Ten days ago Steph-
ems little sister was visiting at the
house at Rice's Point where Monroe
hbQarded. She was writing a letter to an
LOlder sister at Grassy Point and asked
Monroe to put something in the letter.
Monroe says he wrote some harmless
words and signed his name. William
Stephens and his brother came over to
offices Point to avenge this fancied in
.sult. They had to draw revolvers and
escape to Grassy Point by means of the
sNorthern Pacific bridge after the as
Sault to escape a mob which followed
them.
4 A meeting of prominent Republicans
of the east end and center of the city
was held last night, when the political
,situation was discussed. The opinion
was that Judge StearnS should get
unanimous support in his canvass for
lsthe nomination as candidate for con-
Sgressman in the Fifth district g. q.
iHiartley, as a delegate at large to the
Irrational convention, was unanimously
Endorsed.
. UdNC DtGH IIlduG 1OT
e:ShOrt line trains over the st. Paul q
t%Duluth bridge to run regularly between
Lester Park and West Superior. There
tMIil be eight trains a day each way.
1.-The new schedule will take effect
June /.
: The City of Fremont left tonight for
the upper lake points, but it is not
EthOught that Capt. Sullivan cali get
Through. Ii not, she will try again
Monday.
J Hon. P. 3. Winston, of Minneapolis,
SpasSed through here this morning en-
lT0ute for Tower, where he will inspect
1.-THE extension of the Iron Range rail
;Toad.
Mclean & Crawford have been award
{ed the contract for the iron castings re-
iQuired for the first furnace of the Du-
'luth Iron and Steel company.
Waterw0rth d Feel have the con-
tract for building the new Allen build
ing. corner of Eighteenth avenue east
and Superior street.
The MeSaba club will meet Monday
night and prepare resolutions asking
HPreSident Cleveland to sign the Duluth
public building bill.
r. A. Gray's saw mill started this
morning. and expects to cut $4,000, 900
feet of logs this season.
The Stars and Bronchos will play
game of ball tomorrow on the old
league grounds.
The concert at the West end Thursday
night Melted the band boys $50.
The Grand opera house will be occu-
pied every day next week.
Personswlth money to invest will do vel
! o turn their attenti on to Duluth and Super
or. NJ. b. Harrisi on, Coz Duluth National
bank building. Duluth has a large list of
property i'll both places for sale
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
Weekly Bank Statement.
OBITUARY.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe
DUBUQUE, To-, May 5.-Gen. Warner
Lewis expired last night in the eighty
third year of his age. He was a native
of Virginia, located in the Wisconsin
lead mines in 1928, was a surveyor gen
eral of the land office and for several
years in succession served as recorder of
Dnhuuue county.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
To Lovers Of a Good Cigar.

Just received, direct from Key West,
the La ArlitaS, FIVE sizes. Guaranteed
to be elegant. Try them, at Hippler &
Golfers All-Night Pharmacy, Seventh
and Sibley streets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06

You Can Get ANY Repairs
For your stoves at 1S6 and 1SS West
Seventh street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
$3.50

Will Buy a full-sized
reed-body, with parasol
top, wood or wire wheels,
upholstered back and
seat with best ofRamie.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-06
SITUATIONS OFFERED.

SALESMEN-Wan two good statesmen.
SALESLADIES = Wanted, three good
- salesladies. q East Seventh, Room 2,
st. Paul. 127
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-02-19
ON FARM AND FIELD.
Some Breezy Points for Utah
Changers to Consider.

A POUND of dry vegetable matter in
corn fodder or ensilage fully equals, il
it does not excel, in feeding value
pound of dry matter in the best Eng
lish hay.
THE bsst kinds of souashes for long
keeping are the hard-shelled varieties,
and these should be stored IN loft pro-
vided With double windows to keep out
frost and stove or other means of
| warmth.
A TREE wash of pound of copperas
and two ounces of glue i'll pailful Of
whitewesh, and laid on as high as the
| animal can reach, is recommended as d
| protection against the gnawing of rab-
bits.
AS hiAh as fifteen pounds of pork
I have been produced for each bushel of
corn fed in the form of mush with fine
ly cut clover hay. This makes solid
fat. but makes the animal good SUBJ
ject for disease.
In nearly all cases Objectionable
odors and flavors do not exist in milk
as drawn from the cow, but are alb
lrbed from the air, the exterior of the
COW or the clothing and person of the
mixer, or while the milk stands in the
stable.
A FARMER says: II put into barre
full of sweet cider, quart of milk
about half pint of mustard seed-the
black scotland six eggs. Mix them all
| up together and pour them into the
barrel. Cider will keep sweet that way
| for half dozen years. / think it gets
better and sweeter the longer you keep
it,"
| A RATION of thirty pounds of pump
kins per COW, daily, will increase the
flow and improve the quality of the
J milk. More than this quantity should
not be given. Pumpkins are very
cheap food, as couple OF tons can be
grown to the acre with the corn crop.
The seeds of the pumpkins ought to be
removed before feeding.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-02-19

Fox & Symons
Have reduced the price of photographs.
Al work done by the dry-pIate instan
taneous process. I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-02-19

There are some things which we can
not buy back, losses which can not be
restored. The man who FORCES sigma
ture to a che ok may receive the money
named on its face, but that money will
never buy back his lost innocence. Mil :
lions would not do it. Judas Iscariot
returned the thirty pieces of silver, but
the unspeakable infamy of the awful
transaction was fixed forever. In all
guilt there is this element of hopeless
ness; a loss which we can not restore.
and when Gods great remedy is neg
| lected the ruin becomes final. In addi'
ton to this ruin of guilt which renders
the soll unworthy CT the divine fellow
ship, the gospel also recognizes loss of
spiritual faculty or power. The eye is
little spot, the vital point OF vision
smaller still, but If it receives fatal
hurt all the light of the universe is losr.
! The glory of the summer day. the beauty
of mountains. meadows and brcoks,
the smiling faces and loving chances of
! friends are ali blotted out. If the ear
loses its hearing, all familiar voices,
tender tones, and fweet strains of music
go with it. So when a soul loses its
/ spiritual power, all is lost. Truth is
gone, God is gone, heaven is gone. all
] is gone. There is deep significance in
the figures used to describe the soul
lost III sin: 1t is blind, deaf, heart that
perceives not, and the final habitation
is 'outer darkness" How solemn,
therefore, the Sayior's question: What
is man pro6ted if he gain the whole
word and lose his own soul? The
AdUdnce.
TIE WHOLE life OF Christ is simply 8
true life perfectly obedient to God
wholly sacrificed for man, duty itself
/ love itself, lost and so found, divine
and human, and claiming oneness
for humanity with itself in God. Serious
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-03-11

evening up for the week. May opened
at SO3sc, sold to Su2Sc, broke gradu-
Corn was again duh to Gay, aud the bull who
were long on corn succeeded In unloading
Tuesday and have since let the market alone
and those who toiled on expecting a bulge
later have been forced to unlUad at loss, and
the clos ng prices to day were Ike below the
outside figures OF the week. Trading to-day
was 81 aller than on any preceding day duriug
the week, and almost entirely local. May
opened at 523fc, sold to 527s 65!5sc and Offering
became quite rapid and prices started down
ward, and before 1890 touched , 52Hc.
stocks in farmers p hands hands leo COCO
bushels less than year ago creaIed
considerable discussion ard as construed bv
some operators as bearlsh argument as effect OK
reduction in stock has they claim zen discount
ed by advance of lac over prices current svSsr
ago. Rally of &c followed uecllne, but narke.
yesterdays close. Provision market manifested
more life to-day and feeling was stronger. In
terest centered mainly In May pork
Off rings on speculative account we're fair
while the demand was active, especially on be-
half of local shorts. Prices ruled higher during
the early part of the day, but the feeling was
not quite so strong later and outside figures
were not supported to the close. The receipts
of hogs were quite liberal for the closing day OF
the week and prices ruled lower, which had
some effect on the market durinR the latter
part of the session. May pork sold at Sl4 loo
II 22<, and closed at 81 TX, and May lard sold
at 81 T21a6T IS, and closed at 81 12E, May
snort lids eO!u at ~ 700 W, ana ciOeen at
81 27z The leading futures closed as follows:
Wheat.,,May sOc7l; June soatc; July soAo;
Corn-May 521<c: June SIX; July 527Ec. Mess
pork, per barrel, May sli TX; June sl4 20.
LaId-Aprll S 67]i; May 81 72Hi June s. TX;
July 81 s2H. Short ribs-May 81 Tx; June
81 37H; July 81 40. Cash quotations were as
follows: Flour, steady and unchanged, Wheat,
No. red sl3zaS2c. No corn, 5l&c. Mess
pork, per barrel S14 O0GI4 O5. Laru, per 100
pounds, 81 6507 67H Short ribs, siies, loose,
s. ~ Shoulders, boxed, Sc OOa6 10. Short
clear sides, boxed, 81 60G7 65,
NEW YORK, March 1o.--Cofee-sDot fair;
Rio nominal; options 30640 points lower, and
fairly active; sales 81, $50 bags; Marco 9 GOO
10 05; April 65a9 20; May 9 6OG9 65 June
9 50G9 IS; July 35G9 50; August 25d9 40;
September o5a9I8P. Sugar dull and easy;
centrifugal 96 test, 597 Lice; refined dull. Mo-
lssses steady; so tess. 2JIIr. Petroleum firm
United closed strong at s6hc.
NEW ORLEANS, La, March 1O.-Corn-
Firmer; in sacks, yellow Gle. Oats-StronE and
higher; Nc. 2 Acc. Hsy-In fair demand and
prices higher; prime SIS OO92O 90; choice S2l 90
@23 %. Cotfee-Dull, weak and lower; Rio
cargoes, common to prime, l21z@151<, Other
articles unchanged.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-03-11
GENERAL Markets.
Produce ana Provi.ions

ST. LOUIS, Mo. March 10-Flour-Very strong
but quiet. Wheat opened arm, advanced and
then fell off, closing go below yesterday;
No. 2 red, cash S2z6s3Kc; April SIC bid ; May
s33z6s4c, closing at S3Kc; June 62AGs3c,
closing at s25lc; July 797S@7sZc, closing at
79hc; August 791S0791<cs closing at 193Sc; De.
cember s3X6s4c closing at s3xc. Corn-Opened
firm but closed lower; cash 46%c; March 1910,
closing at 1870; May 471S9475Sc, closing at
47L<c; June 47Zc; August 4SZc. Oats firm
cas- 301<c; May 291Sc. Provisions steady. Pork
SI4 l56l4 %. Lard 81 40. Dry salt meats boxes,
shoulders S. IS; long clears 81 12K: clear ribs
81 %; short clears 81 1907 so. Bacon, boxed
shoulders Sc 37<; long clears 81 IS; clesr rib,
81 SIX; short clears IS 15Gs 25. Hams stezdy
at SO 156l0 20.
CHICAGO. ILL.,, March 10-At the opening
this morning the markets gave evidence Of
moderate steadlness. Operators were not par
ticularIy anxious 70 trade ss is usually the case
when business begins to drag. A general feel
ing of uneasiness developed, and, although 10
special selling pressure was Noticed, values Of
grain r. ceded almost steadily after the FIST ten
minutes, and before midday declines CT %GXo
had been recorded. Attempts 10 rally the m r
kets were feeble, and the close was rather tame
81 fair declines from yesterday. News ON
the outside was not of q character to inspire
confidence IN the wheat market. Foreign
houses were reported to be selling, but trading
was mainl by the local scAlping element, who
as rule were bearish. Government report
showing stocks in farmers hands to be L, 600,
/ OOO bu. hels in excess Of a year ago tended "a
| increase the disposition of operators sell
and assisted to force prices down. About the
only support came from shorts, who vert
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-03-11

choice Louisiana molssses, o K, 55c: rev
prime do 52ci new fair do &c; choico centrIfu-
gals 45c; prime do 4oc; prime reeoiled 800 fair
do SIC.
NUTS - Peanuts, sHa7&r; 1pecsnF. &C.
almonds, 2Oc; Brazn mats, lSc pen p.Jsrg +,
l5c per b English weInuts, lSo per u.
EAILs-S5 % per ksg, pHsiR lOc, burden
walker. same. s. 50; burden mule S. north
western horseshoe nails, No. 1, Soc; No, s. 26c (;
No, 6, 25c; No. Z, 21c; No. s, zoe; "Lake's No g.
i5ci No. s. Csc; No. 22c; no, I 20ci No e. dSc
Ausable, same, No. A. AGO. No. b, 24oi No, 8. 2lci
No, ], 1870; No. 8, lsc.
PROYIsIoNs-We quote on ths basiE of caS
lcSs:
Il Is; half bbls No, /. So 20; No. q 81 So; Goa
ieh, exc.
spiced picked herri1gs, per BUCKET, 81 81
Holland herrings-Ksgs, y 50fal 20
Dried herrings Per box, acc,
Bologna sausage, 7Se,
Maay-5ugAr cured hAme l243i sug1r-c1rad
breakfast bacon l2c; ehort clear bacon "a
Lard-Tierce SIG; ~. . cans, sXc; 7O-s cans
SIC; JOB cans, SCI 6-b cans s1sci cans
9Gc.
New homiry and grIts-Per Dbl. 81 90.
Oatmeal, new-Psr half Dbl, 100 lbs, 81 90.
Cracked wheat-Per q, &c.
Crackers-A soda, &c; xxx soda, 5Hc; cream
sHoi ginger snaps, SC; lemon creams. &c.
bblsr SC; cut loaf, bbls, sxc; do half bbls sc;
standard granulated, bbls, Sc; Louisiana
graduated, bbls, 7Se; standard As1Hc; choice
white, 7Hc; Louisiana y. o. choice. SIS; do
sunGries-starch. &c; candles. full boxss
Ilci fancy. iOei6ci rope, sisal, x inch basis,
Ike; do cotton, x and 5-16 inch.
l6Hci do cotton, 4 Incl, Jig; herring, imported,
| 81 % per keg; raisins, California LII, new crop
s. so; do California. loose muscatels,
s. 25; cider, crab apple, lOc; Missouri. 50ci vim
egar, l5G25c; concentrated I've, 81 T59400i Jugs.
glazed, Ice per gal. crooks, glazed, 10c PEI gal
dried peaches, &c; indigo, Zoe per D bluing
SOoGSl co per dozen ;Ooleman's mustard. 81 500
50 do5sni maoaroni, imported. l6c per :
American I5c per box: buckets, two hoops
81 60 per dozen; brilliant oils, bbiE lsc; Eupion
bbls, 2sc; do, 2-5 cases, 50 10; brilliant, 2-t
cases, g 10; do, l2-l cases, S. sc; baking pow
ders, bulk, lie; Id cans, g 60; macaroni
small box, SIC; vsrmicelN. small box. 65ci
catsup In bulk, peg gallon. s5c; Worceste,
sauce in bulk, per gallon 81 rs. Mixed piekles
per Il Dbl. 81 %.
| Rlce-Prime exc; choice exc.
| POULTRY-W equoJe: Young frying chickert
| g 1902 60 per doz; old hens 81 2562 10 per dos
| turkeys 90cES1 90 each.
WEIsKY-Rectifed 81 col 80, % per proof
sour mash, two years old, 81 6061 70; three
years old 81 90@2 20; fancy extra old whisky
| 81 O065 co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-03-11
Live Stock Markets.

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, March lO.-Cattle Re
ceipts 200; shipments 500; market steady;
choice heavy native steers 81 SOFAS 40; fair TO
good native steers So 9OG4 80; butchers steers,
medium to choice, S3l0G4 30; stockers and feed
ers, fair to good, 81 1908 40; rangers, ordinary
to good, g 2563 90. Ho2s = Receipts 100;
shipments is 90; market steady, ranging from
81 q065 IS. Sheep-Receipts 100; shipments
l400; marx ct firm; fair to fancy 81 @45 80.
KANSAS CITY, MO, March 1o,-Cattle-Receipts
$50; shipments none; market was weak and all
classes lo9l5c lower good to choice corn-fea
81 6065 90; common to medium So 25G4 40;
stockers g te62 90; feeders s. o003 60: COWS
81 oO63 So Hogs-Receipts 260O; shipments
none; market active and strong to sc higher,
the quotations ranging from 81 70G5 IS. Sheep
Receipts $780, shipments none; market is
firm and the demand good for good TO choice
mutton at s. OOG5 80; common to medium dull
at s. 0064 So
CHICAGO. ILL.,, March ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
5000; shipments 1910; market fairly active
and 10c lower; steers So 2065 90; stockers
and feeders 81 2563 60; cows, bulls and mixed
50 lGG3 40; Texas fed steers So 2J64 20. Hogs
Receipts Is, 900; shipments 60O0; market slow
and sc lower; mixed S. 1065 35; heavy IS 500
8 so; skips So 1876 90. Sheep-Reeeipts $500;
shipments loco; marx ct shade lower natives
s. 7565 50; western s. 4O65 3d. Texans 81 S50
5 10; lambs S. 00G6 q.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-03-11
BURDET1E'S HUMOR.
Bright and Witty FAncIes Of Funny
MsR-Crlsp. Shafts Of Wit Aimed
ST Modern FoibIes,
Women and Ssorsfs-The Greatness That
Was Thrust Upon an IAuthor-TOo
Artificial for a Whole Nan,
Written for The Gazette.
Copyrighted, 1881

A SOUL-ABSORBING OCCUPATION.
Yes, Albert, it is impossible for you to
live to the end of your days performing
successfully every day the rare feat Of
keeping your mouth shut at the right
time, of never uttering G sentence until
you have first weighed it carefully nyour
mind, revised it, and adjusted it eccu-
rstely to existing conditions of thipgs.
Yes, you csn do that. But, then, you
won't do anything else. No, my boy, if
you do that always, you won't do one
other lingering, solitary, lonesome thing
in all your life. You will have time to do
nothing except to think what you are
going to ssy ana now you are gong TO
say it, and then by the time you are all
ready, and open your mouth, the man
you we're gong to say it 10 will have
grown weary of Visiting and gone away.
GREATNESS THRUST UPON HIM.
"This is my friend, Mr.. Iukwell, Mrs.
| Gushingwon," said the professor; 1.-THE
author of a work on American geneslogY
which bids fair to become ahousehold-"
"0n, my dear Mr.. Inkwelll have been
dying to see you. owe to you list Of
sleepless nights. got hold of your book,
and actually could scarcely lay it down
long enough to take my meal 1t is so
isscinatingly interesting" And poor
Mr.. Inkwell, who has just published the
new city directory for 1888, is so tossed
about in his mind that he desires to crawl
into the register, but cannot.
THAT NOBLE ANIMAL.
Professor Gleason, the orse-trsiner,
says when "s horse has large, round, full
eyes, standing out well from the head, +"
he is apt to be intelligent and teachable.
We don't know much about horses, but
when you see 8 man with eyes OF that
description, large, round and prominent
what are vulgsrly termed ''pop eyes"
| you can bet your sordid millions he can
| talk mile post-stone deaf in half q day.
He's q talker. You never in your life
knew q pop-eyed man who didn't love to
| talk-eariy, late and all the time-about
politics, religion, the weather, himself,
yourself, anybody, anything, Just SO he
ialks. He's no fool; the sign holds in
him as it does in Gleason's horse, but,
Land Of Silence, what chatterer he is 4!
THE LOOK IN GLASS.
No, George, you don't look through the
Lick telescope with your tongue. Us
another kind of magnifying glass entirely
that man opens his mouth and shuts
his eyes when he gets focus with ~
Wonderful things have benzine through
It.
GOOD PLACE TO STORE JoKEsS -
There is only one salt mine in the
United States, and that is away down il
Louisiana. No wonder so many people
in this country are so hopelessly fresh.
} PROBABLY NEVER WILL BE.
|, "Does cigarette smoking affect the
brain?" Can't say, Albert; there have