The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-05-15
A RACY BOOK.
Scintillating With Sarcasm and Bril-.
liant Truth.

liant Truth.
Ne,c York Letter
CHAP. l. HAS Malaria goes to Florida
CHAP. II. "Overworked; y goes to Europe.
CHAP. III. HAS Rheumatism;" goes to
Ems.
CHAP. ". Has a row with his doctor.
have read deal of sarcasm in my day,
but never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained in the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. | sus-
pect the experience portrayed is a personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you synopsis;
Malaria" as it states, lis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up a
multitude of Ill feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to inves-
tigate. 1t is also a cover for such diseases
as they cannot cure. When they advise
worked and needs rest, and is probably suf-
fering from malaria, it is confession Of
ignorance or of inability
The patient goes abroad. The change is
tonic, and for q time he feels better.
Comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent
headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless-
ness, irritability, tired feelings and general
unfitness for business, are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks of rheumatism,
human feelings.
ut is muscular-in his back Articular
in his joints. Inf1ammatory, my how he
fears it will fly to his heartl
Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his handsi
That would hurt his business
Better for few days. Returns After
a Rr1iia neuralcria frunsHvAS IL
bloats; cannot breathe has pneumonia can
not walk; cannot sleep on his left side; is
fretful; very nervous and irritable; is pale
and fiaUby; has frequent chills and fevers
everything about him seems to go wrong
becomes suspicious; musters up courage
and demands to know what is killing him !
Great heavensm he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorancea"
Because" said tae doctor, II read your
fate five years ago. thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts"
He dismissed his doctor, but too late! His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of hima
The other day a well-known Wall street
banker said to me: 1T is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming
Two of my personal friends are now dying
of it. But it is not incurable, | am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
The case seems to me to be a wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
ssnted his government in foreign country
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is a son Of Danish Vice Consul
Schmidt, was pronunced incurable when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was be-
gun. Yes" said his father, II was very
skeptical, but since taking that remedy the
boy is we'll"
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Gen. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & s., told me that it was that
wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure
Well | suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
| cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
''If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as | have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of other
remedial agencies They have no monopoly
over discs Sc, and l personally know that
many of them would far prefer that their
patients should go to, heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any 'unau-
thorized means.'n