The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-05-10
THE MERRY SIDE!

mad bull.
The Tall Sycamore had never faced a
Kansas cyclone before.
VOORHEES, defending" Hancock, is as
remarkable as Satan rebuking Sin.
81 kick"-said VOORHEES,. Most any
thing will kick when its head is cut off.
Voorhees, 'soliloquy-"How can so small
man have such wonderful memory p
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A sycamore tree is usually hard to
climb-but ingalls, went up it like a
streak.
Dan Voorhees, armament during the
war-a revolver, a sponge, and bar of
soap.
Ingalls, lifted the cover from Voorhees,
political vault. No wonder Dan
strangled.
The Senate last week witnessed the Wv
isection of Copperhead The writings
were frightful.
When Ingalls, would let sentence fall,
Dan voorhees, could have sworn he was
sitting on tack.
When ingalls, gets up to talk, the DEM
ocratic Senators begin to measure the
depth of their boots
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Senator ingalls, sawed off the big Syca-
more, and left but stump with the wind
roaring thought it.
The doggery-keeper will shortly be
taught that defiance of the law means
recognition of the rock-pile,
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When "lie!" "liew rolled out of Dan
Voorhees, mouth, the Democrats were
startled-but it was nothing unusual.
-"
The poor wolf that sprung the steel
trap was not without sympathy. Dan
VOORHEES, knows just how he felt.
81 spit upon"-said Voorhees,.
Yes, he was being turned upon a spit,
in the fire of public wrath and contempt.
Ingalls, had no right to point to Voor-
hees' rear. Those political pantaloons
have too many black patches on them.
VOORHEES, says Ingalls, "smelt the battle
afar off," He could have smelt Dan like
wise when a Union soldier came in sight.
Some of the proprietors of the nail
mill lots in Jackson talk of putting in
crops-of fish. The "crawfish" thrives
the best.
Senator Ingalls, proved to the young
people in the Capitol that Voorhees,
wings were those of the dragon, instead
of the dove.
"You're liar" howled voorhees,. But
Ingalls, went on reading record of Cop
perhead treason that would have shamed
the devil himself.
Voorhees, defended Mcclellan because
ingalls, attacked Democratic Generals"
No, no, Dan! Ingalls, said nothing about
John Morgan and Winder.
81 spit upon your charges" said Voor
hees. IA man may spit upon ahot stove.
but it raises stencil; it doesn't quench
the fire that blisters.]
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VOORHEES, taunted Ingalls, with having
been Provost Marshal during the war.
Dan was the kind of fellows the Marshal
was after.
VOORHEES, would have spit on the I'm
ion Soldiers during the war-if he could
spit back over his head while in rapid
motion.
Why should VOORHEES, ask the country
to forget his record when his conduct
last week showed that he had not forgot
ten it?
After the Kansas cyclone struck Dan
VOORHEES, they couldn't find anything of
him but butternut pin and a streak of
wind.
The doggery-keeper who lays his head
on the rail now will be crushed. 1t is
too late to talk about lighting the law"
"The election in our State is none of
yOuI UuSluCoS! -1uSGlO, VI 11OuOlobds
No-as long as you are not electing
Congressman and Presidential electors.
Dan voorhees, called on his Father in
Heaven" to witness his probity. Tusb,
Dan! The Father of Democracy is nom
resident of that blessed county.
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Voorhees, has contempt for any man
who wasn't Soldier. Dan carried re-
volver in Iniana to frighten Soldiers
children.
Rebel Gen. Joe Johnston, was made an
honorary member of Philadelphia Post
G.. A. r. Now let jeff Davis be given
honorary membership in the Union
League.
Senator Eustis "deGed the North" So
did Jubal Early. Jubal would have
jumped onto it with both heels. Of the
North could have caught up with his
his heels)
Dan VOORHEES, wanted each Union Sol
dier to wear an iron collar bearing the
inscription "a. Lincoln-his dog" Yet
when ingalls, put an iron collar on Dan
last week, the Copperhead writhed till he
almost swallowed himself,
So
Ingalls, read letter of Voorhees, re-
commencing an Indiana Democrat for
commission in the Rebel Army, adding
that he was with the fellow in sentiment.
This letter was found among the Con-
federate Archives.