The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-02-09
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90 Hhsi da5 foG say thef copFteAo-
ths daetar NJ .woli. dost iDov enact
". brl suppose Il vas psfsery
-sasas people zee isn 10 oos'tins oih'
a. F.taplr AZ aevn bill fast cDough With
oui RriiiaE 90 sled.
Tia saercnry scem 10 have mastered
a. pcaihsf slphabei pretty thoroughly
II hss go sowa 20 The Y rcw.
What gill yos give ne for ny horss.
asscoa ," why. you've only got ihs
iran-o ap. John, -bes he's doss III iooa
Al Lun
The hgafcs u this year. ISIS, rcsem-
bIs tans bis girls and dude a. they
sfaea8 themselves across ihs pavement on
sBsf siteroooa.
Gaftslly speaking, The gentleman
sb0 hsa !gsi accepted situation is not
hi. hsppier sbou, !, than the msn aho has
iasi eoi loh
slase people are wondering jus, nov
wheiaef II ~onld be easier for herd Of
cani,ls 10 pass through the eye OF = cro-
cboi die. o. for coal dealer TO 20 to
hfsrea.
Pssseaee q mind is all we'll enough
II iae cases. but when a man finds him-
sef ia danger u fretxiDg to death be
shoalinl ny 10 keep too cool
You can live within your income II
yoa if}. says the wise man. Yes, but
hos live ailhoat an income is the puz-
II Dat bothsfs gres, many good men
just a,w
uBg Mr. Waldo lat the opera, TO
Ms ~ Of Chicago Isn't that lady
ses 4medialely behind US eating pea
nat Miss preeEy Yes. and isn't the
oder icinus 7
-Au exchange advises no, to Judge by
sp;,arbnces shabby old coat may con-
tsln 40 editor. while the man wearing o
hieb toned plug bat and supporting q
cane may be delinquent subscriber
suicide who killed himself with q
revolver ssil 10 bis farewell note: II
knoa i vas foolish to commit suicide, but
pla see that &c, credit with the pub
he ial ka0wing that il was loaded.
-rm afraid I'm crowding You, sir, Z"
said fit lady, as she partly sat on meek
little man 10 the corner Of the car. 81
don't mind II, ma'am." gasped tho meek
huls mAn. II live 10 fiat"
Little boyth tboud be theen
and not beard" said Johnny when bis
teacher asked him TO recite a lesson that
be had neglected TO learn.
"a young preacher picked mp Bishop
Pierce's hat and pu, IL on his head, and IL
was exactly hi. own A. "Why, Bishop,
said le. "your head and mine are the
same sizs." Yes" replied the Bishop,
"on Tho outside "
Husband. The photographer is ready
10 take your picture. ! guess, Photog-
raphet. Yes, all ready. now look pleas.
ant Wife (before the camera: My
leAs. think youd better 90 into the 9th.
or room.
Mistress: Why, Mary, ! told you to
make up my room an hour ago, and here
1t "a 10 terrible disorder Mary Yis,
mum, al did make it up; but the MAJ
Ter same IN TO put on clane collar mum,
ami he lost the button.
"A church 10 country town had been
erected and dinner was given, at Il
conclusion Of which the health OF IL
builder was proposed. Thereupon be
rather eniematically replied that he pas
''mors fitted for tho scaiiold than for pub.
lie speaking
Gus, Aw--or--yes, Cholly is--er.-
ebay ming iellsh, but is so awfully de.
fawmed, y'know Willie: Poor fellab !
What's the matter with him Gus.
Why er law ~ know, his mouth is so
awfally small --er he cawn't get his lips
over sha Ter head OF bis cane. y'know.
peddler: I'd like to show nv st ok
Of lacss, ribbons, and Domestic Don't
usn' hoH9 O yer truck. Peddler Il did
mo- gpss, to sell TO you, madam; you
hass plenty OF time for shopping. Tie
one wish "a see is the kitchen lady. 10.
nestle Come in; I'll look at EN-.
"A liile boy who had lost pet sheep
,hrna2h death was somewhat consoled On
visiting cemetery one Sunday afternoon.
''Mamma" he said. ~ be discovered
number Of marble figures Of lambs on the
,ombstoaes. II guess ain't the only enc
tbs lost sheep. There seems to bel
10, Of EN- buried here.
"A nnmber OF gentlemen who were
talking shout agriculture dwelt good
deal ca the bad hasbandry OF the farming
regions, aheu lady present gave spice 70
the discussion by saying, "Gentiemen.
the worst husbsndry seen 10 this country
is ~hcp you harrow up the feelings Of
yonF SINGS
- geollemsn vas one day relating 10
Qnskes tale 81 deep distress. aud con-
cindel very REALISTICALLY by saying; u
could rot bat feel for him. verify,
freud, replied the Qaaker, "thou dds
right u iaai thou iiisi feel for Thy neigh.
Dor. 0a, dilst ,hon feel 10 the right place
--diisi thoa feel 10 thy pocket y
Apropos 81 recen, shskspeareao en-
ierisi asni given 10 ST Paul the follow
story i iol on s,onng sociei. lady Who
sitea3ei s. Several evenings alter the en-.
tsrtassmepl she vas 1T au early ies, and
xAs Nskrj hos she euloyed Der evening
uith Shsksp~ara '7Oh, she replied With