St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-08-26
EYES AND EARS.
Baked Beans The Windsor hotel is
dangerous place for
and KisSoa unmarriod man TT

dangerous place for
ana Kisses. unmarried men. 1t
seems to be headquar-
tiers for all the unprotected females
touring this part Of the country.
They come In droves of ten,
twelve, fifteen or thirty, swarm
about the place and do just as they
please. If they took it into their
heads to appropriate any Of the bach
elors or widOwers who find home COM
forts at the Windsor, the mems doom
", would be sealed; They would find
next tram, billed ed'O through to B se
ton, OR Fargo, OAK, whether they
liked it or not. Last week bevy of
gay young schOOlma'am ranging in
years from thirty-five to fifty, landed at
the Windsor, towed by one solitary,
suffering man. They were from Bos-
ton, and had been out to the national
convention of teachers at San Francisco.
A more determined lot of women you
never saw, and eyes never beheld bet
ter picture of ST. STEPHEN, the martyr,
than was the man that led them. They
were excursing by clock work-so many
moves. so many sights to the minute.
Ihey numbered thirty-fve, and
early in the morning had carriages
Have you seen train hands obey
the order to stow emigrantS away
IN car, begin at the head and put two
ON seat till everything's fullI' In the
same manner did st. STEPHEN the Sec
ond proceed with his charges, and after
they were all disposed of the poor man
gave sigh of relief, got in a carriage
with Col. MONFORT and led the process
sion to the falls and back. When they
unloaded at the hotel for dinner the
whole thirty-five, specialized, unbustled,
l0W-heel-ShOed clingerS surrounded st.
STEPHEN the Second and began to buzz
him about their tickets and baggage.
How the dear martyr knew what part
OF his anatomy he stood on, if in
deed he did know it, was mystery to
every listener. They took possession
OF the dining room, as of their
one table to another, dropping great
chunks of Boston wit and wisdom, ad
Ioltum, ad lnfinitum, as they went.
Two OF the party remained over another
day in the city, and the rest left imme-
dIately after dinner. But before they
Quilted the dining room, the whole
thirty-three kissed the two remaining
sisters goodbye. Just fancy one Bos-
ton schoolma'am kissing another! 1t
is like church festival ice cream-not
very sweet, cold, damp and slushY.
Spectators A man may think he
has cast off the world,
at Side the flesh of the devil,
but he is pretty sure to
Shows. be undeceived when
circus comes to town.
II every good man in the city did not
go to the circus last Tuesday. it was
probably not because he did not want
to. When the band begins to play and
the air grows strangely impressive,
FEELING like mixture of Sunday and
Fourth of July, unless human nature is
deader than door nails within him,
man commences to hunt about for some
worthy purpose that will indulge
his burning desire to Ego to the show.".
and he generally finds it. If nothing
better is to be had, there is the old, old
duty of instructing the children in nat
ural history. Tuesday afternoon, Gen.
SHELLEY took his grandchildren to ''see
the animals;" ex-Gov. RAMSEY had his
grandchildren there, presumably for the
same purpose; Gov. MCGILL was on
hand with his children; and had the roll
been called, it would have been answered
by DENNIS RYAN, Auditor BRADEN,
Col. Allen, Clerk of the Court O'Connor.
HANS MATTSON, Railroad Commissioner
BECKER, WILLIAM BICKEL, MAURICE
AUERBACH, Col. MCCLASKY-in shOrt,if
there is anybody you or your friends
know, who would not have answered. it is
rather because he would have held his
tongue than because he was not there.
Even that well-known person who has
her being in mind and no matter, Mrs.
HARPER, the Christian scientist. filled
md oil
enjoyed the performances of the Uni
versal Spirit as represented in animals,
clowns, trapeZiStS and tights. Speaking
or tights, circus trade is bound to fall
off if the Old-fashiOned riding habit is
not at once revived. II declare, said
young man, Indignantly, Tuesday, ''there
wasn't single woman on horseback
who wore those nice, thin, fiippity-
hoppy, short tarletan skirts they used to
wear. That won't do at all It's obtaining
money under false pretenses to give us
the old style on the bill boards and long
skirts in the ring. I'd just as soon see a
ballet in flour sacks, just exactly"
There was an amusing illustration of
the truism, ''The child is father to the
man, at the concert which followed the
actresses began their specialties, a
small boy, eight or nine years old,
quietly left his place among the audi
ence and marched down within six feet
OF the stage, where board had been
thrown. There he took his seat and
earnestly drank in the revelations
made before him. What a bald head
that boy will be when he is older!
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When jar While jolly little
JARBEAU was up in
u ct the GLOBE compost
tors room last Thurs
Type. day she was reminded
how she once took a
hand in setting type herself. 'sWe
were playing in small town." said she,
where the man who ran the opera
house was also editor of paper, and
both of his enterprises were carried on
in the same building. We were dread
fully cramped for room behind the
scenes, so he put the men into his COM
pOsitOrS' room to dress. They were
awfully mad about it, everything was
so dirty, you know, and they
got themselves all covered with
printers ink. The paper was set up
for the next issue, and between acts we
thought we would make few changes
in it. We took out type anywhere and
everywhere, in the advertisements and
all over it, and filled up the spaces with
''rats." 1t went to press that way and
came out so funny. Wasn't it a good
joke?" Life generally seems to be a
''good joke" to JARBEAU. Her bubbling
spirits cover everything with gayety.
The only cross matrimony infiicts upon
her is having occasionally to answer to
Mrs. BERNSTEIN" Il like JARBEAU,"
she says; mo other name as sweH. I
don't want to see even VERNoNA
JARBEAU on the bills-just JARBEAU."
And lust JARBEAU" She is. Nobody
was ever quite like her-unique as
virtue and tempting as sin.
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