The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-10-24
LICENSED SALOON.

Wishing to get living without hard
work, l have leased commodious rooms in
Mr.. Lovemoney's block, corner of Ruin
street and Perdition lane (next door to the
undertaker's), where | shall continue my
business Of
MANUFACTURING DRUNKARDS,
paupers, lunatics, beggars, criminals and
dead beats" for sober and industrious
people to support. Backed up by the law
| shall add to the number of fatal acct
dents, of painful diseases, CT disgraceful
quarrels, of riots and of murders.
10y Liquors Are Warranted
to rob some of life; many of reason; most
of property, and all of true peace; to make
fathers iends wives widows; children
orphans. | shall cause mothers to forget
their infants; children to grow up in ignor-
ance; young women to lose their priceless
purity; young men to become LoAFERs,
SWEATERS, GAMBLERS, sKEPTICs and
"lewd fellows of the baser sort"
Lady Customers
supplied with beer, as good as the best
'home brewed, which will not intoxicate"
them, but only make them slovenly, lazy,
coarse and quarrelsome.
Boys and Girls
are the raw materials out of which I make
drunkards, etc; parents may help in this
good work by always sending their chill
dren to buy the beer
On Two Hours NOTICE | agree to put
husbands in condition to reel home, break
the furniture, beat their wives and kick
their children out of doors; l shall also fit
mechanics to spoil their work, be dis
charged and become tramps. If Que of
the regular customers should be trying to
reform, [ will for few pennies take
pleasure in inducing him again to take
JUST ONE GLASS
AND START AGAIN ON THE ROAD TO HELL.
The money which ho has been wasting in
bread and books for his children will buy
Injuries for ME. And when his money Is
gone, l will persuade him to run in debt,
and then collect the bill by attaching his
wages.
Orders promptly filed for FEvERs, scRo-
FULA, CONSUMPTION or DELIRIUM TIRE
MEMS. In short, | agree to help bring
upon ALL MY CUSTOMERS, in this world,
Debt Disgrace, Diseases, Despair and
Death, and in tho next world the
Death That Never Dies.
Having closed my ears to GODS WARN
ING VOICE (Hab. ii, 1915; Ps. tx, IS, II;
Rom. H. 81, having made league with
hell and sold myself to the devil, and
Having Paid for My License,
| have a right to bring all of the above
evils upon my friends for the sake of
GAIN.
Some have suggested that I display
outside the door assorted specimens of
my art But that would blockade the
street, fine assortment of my manu-
featured wrecks may be seen INSIDE, or
at the city station houses every morning,
and
In the Poor House, tho Asylums the Pris-
ons and on the Gallows.
The voters of this state may some day
be called upon to vote for the Prohibition
amendment.
PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR 1T,
for if it should be carried, WHAT WILL, I
DO? My business will be closed up. and |
will have to work for my living, which I
don't want to do
Very many people say Prohibition don't
prohibit know it does. l have recently
had my saloon closed up in Kansas, and
that brings me here. Please don't vote
for the amendment.
JUDAS GRAPALL
P. S.-Be sure and vote for the Grand
Old Party" as it is pledged to the protec
ton of home industries-You know.
N. B-We have secured the services of
the popular Bob Ingersoll, who will lee
ture when not delivering funeral sermons)
on those important branches of home in
dustry-namely: FREE BEER, FREE TO-
BACCo, FREE WHISKY and FREE SUNDAYS
very liberal reduction in prices will be