Telegram-herald., 1888-02-05
The Raven.

ISCE 7 printed the poem on the
aeIsefrie xiri' the other dsy have
NNaeasd : lst Of funaY things that have
~ occurred among those mysieFioas
aov. and xisls ~ao read tas dots And
dasbss. "Bridsey. Of SWEETS, has 'Ailsess
e.s whsch seems 10 love ths sound Of the
ins,ramsnt IN the Western Union oines
~hsrs the lady operators make much o. 'ns
little shits feline. They seem 20 love her
last because shs hasu & any - -
heard Of funny Incident the other
dav. NIL g. No o0.lsy, The electrician Of
his city. was din ing a. the Superior II oase
IA Cleveland. and il 50 happened that The
only otasr occupants OF the table Sith him
we're osyy Of Iady telegraph operators
Mr. Woo.sey las been very successful II
rs business. aud : aols 20 crafty s'rons
D-nchant that as has for diamonds, and he
x.u.r.llv ssars one or tso Of startling pro-
portions he Is slso an expert telegraph
operator. A soon - they were seated
one OF me Young ladies' began 70 size him
-. men placing her knifsblade between
he uass Of her fork sns imitatsd tele-
xr.oh soundsr aud tslegraphed 10 her com
pzniOns.
Get onto MS nobs with the big dia-
moud"
WOoley caugh 0n st once and as sooa as
al the girls had turned their attention to
aim he IN the same manner telegrsphsd.
~AA. there Are you ali on"
A general stampedeot the ladies' followed
sad they diaed somewhere slse that day.
The Long Hair laughed as be fell said
one Of he red devils who slaughtered the
brave ard gallant Custer and his whole
command on the Little Big Horn dozen
wars ago. Clusters home Was a. the his
toric littiy city OF AOnsoe. at the mouth Of
tae River RAisin ia this state. he sas pic
saresous ia appearance. gallant and cour-
,eous. aud brave aud daring. Neither IN
hss no death vas be honorsd as be should
have been Tor be lived and died
and did brave deeds a. . time when
thsrs was small show for
Democrat in politics to receive any honors
a. the hands OF this Government One OF
shs most comnendabls things thar Con-
rressruan Ford has done - FAR down at
81 gasa.axton IS the introduction OF a bill to
erect A monument for Custer. The hero OF
Boots and Saddles" has been honorsd here
By the naming OF military company for
him. aud see shat the Caster Guard are TO
give ball n Friday evening next At their
new Armory. shall hope to see all the
handsoms ladies and gallant gentlemen IN
tos city there. Gen. Russell A. Alger vii
b. among the honossd guests vho will
come from abroad.
Here are some Alsgeorsic rhymes which
vas delivered OF after listening 20 a
mathematical discussion between J. W.
Essential and ~ c. Johnson. relative TO
the speed 0f thsir trotterS
young vtsar 3. A
F1zzled ner head All one dsy.
Over wass ne quo1snE eoa,d be
~ 81 o. snd 'v e.
We're divided between her aad abe
Hsrrsri student passed bT.
she ssked bin the quofient b ~.
de nal the division N.la ierVeut precision
The result AL NJ ace.
wss - So and 'd e..
And alsr. of course. 90 A. AID 20. -
Prixrish Visitor to small boyl-Do yOu
know rhat Voiapak s. BoobY'
Bobov Who hates Cstechetics. sulisnlyl
No. snd don't want 10. neither.
r. ". reproachfully and pompously r.
Vow Bobo7, for shame. r. Il the universe
lsnguaxs that everyone vii speak some day
a. over TIE world
Bobov IbriGhtsusnz if7 Then I Do
Know for { beard my Nstsr's fellow tel
Der ..sl nigbt tas, there wss out one uni
versa language of love. snd tasn--
r. v .eageFlyl - Well 5obby, anc
then
Bo6bv mvsteriousiy) he vols
puksd her Tsra T8pirs
voispuk by toe Esy. is getting quits
f,,fhold IN Grand Rapids and I hear of 4
unmoer or snthus astic pupils. IN thi
connection here are sons WANDERING
star "a entitled @FnxIisb A. she = Wrote.
rsp .escber lesson he tsrsht
See nresssier x.ril1u be rrt1-nt
Lrs -f.aief. ne ssie,
Ene 8ee ef 1e reie.
Ard ne srteca her 1e Tsf1iiT ecrNirht.
me icur ~lnsed sneaser he spoks
he r.e.r e'f.te ser fe scxe-
Ehr ~'nasr ~ r.u
hr .tslnef 30 Han-