The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-02-22

achs, also great number of singing lungs,
l intend 10 start in with young man in
Ward B. He is au attendant and great
singer and dancer. / have invented spri Is
TO run with. They are located IN different
parts of the body ! also fill their
with tincture of iron and Beefs blood,
sometime Lions blood. l inject 1t with
glass syringe. | also invented bed, or
way of making bed. also invented the
name of a laundry. 1t is called the Busy
Bee Laundry. | have little bees painted on
the signboard. Some are ironing shirts, an
other is ironing collars, washing clothes,
bleaching, starching, doing up bundles, Gus
toners waiting for their bundles TO be done
up. Yours, most respectfully,
The following are the good resolutions
formed on New Years day, by patient suf-
fering with an attack of melancholia. Dur
ing his more rational moments he wonld
employ his time in writing hundreds of just
such resolutions:
beginning to-day and to continue as long
as live, | will KEEP these rules. They are
my only hope of safety, and will keep this
paper.
Il will get up at a. m. and dress at
once
~ will eat up the meals promptly"
II will keep on this hall and be salts
fed"
Il will not cry or groan or stand around.
II will do things at once and do something
all the time"
II will keep happy"
self"
Twill do my best to keep these rules, as
they are my only hope of peace or happi-
ness. l will do all this
neyoung woman patient evidently much
enamored OF the President indited the fol-
lowing epistle to him:
DEAR Mr.. CLEvELAND-A letter from
| you ought to have reached me this morning
Indeed | anxiously hoped that perhaps it
would get here last night. | am sure you
are to polite too have failed answering my
| note. The public servants, otherwise the
| authorities here, are very mercileSs not to
have give me that letter from you. | am
very anxious to have your photograph
and find out just how you do look, because
| the pictures in Puck and on the street make
| you appear like two different persons.
am not going to express curiosity to
whether you are going to be President
| should love you more as a private citizen,
| Governor, Senator or something not PreSi-
Dental l wish you would send me back
| to Nassar, either after Easter, when the
| last quarter of the present session begins, or
| else next September | send you the poem
| alluded to in my former note. | asked
papa to have 1t published In the Puck of
Jan. |. No one will show ME that Puck
| am measuring the photograph of YOU that
| tore out Of Puck. 1 hope you will let papa
| perform the ceremony, if l can pursuade
him to. Please don't be dispeased at my
forwardness. I'd much rather make ad-
vances to person can't hep liking. than
receive them from one, i am determined to
avoid Sorrowfully stop writing for fear
of being interrupted. Aren't your eyes
blue. No one will tell me- Mine are red
with saltsort of hazel. But if you make a
point OF eyes 1 won't Timidly longing to
hope. --"
There is a vein of pathos which runs
through the following letter. The writer
was a well-known New York lady, whose
! husband had large country place on the
Hudson. This lady was much given to
| equestrian sports, and, while riding, was
| thrown from her horse, sustaining quite an
| injury to her head. She was never confined in
an asylum, but had private attendant con-
stantly at her command. This letter is
dated from Chicago, is to her husband,
and Is headed Enduring Love" She be-
gins:
DEAR acknowledgements are trying to
paralvze my lefteye. They wake me up by
throwing bolts of electricity upon my head
OF press upon my brain. l saw my riding
dress and hat. They are very beautiful
wish that was galloping on one of the
roads on the Hudson river to-day There
| is another twitch at my eye because |
wrote that l wished was on horseback.
| Laura" L. G. Higgins.