The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-01-12
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"A KrpisetF gsry hss scqai,ie1 usn
nsmsd pes3alu2 q Eurder. sed ~ hf
wpat hsFs 70 ssi1s.
MfR $50 oores themselves with glory
ssmsilnes Aud that they srs. after all, ,sry
ihiniy clsd
TIE sIioa ihti beat erpaads add
oeid egsimeis" DOES npi apply to coal
dusltps i3ila
llsssisagl ID as cid as the world. as 10
pros ~ lbe ffti line 10 6enesls-'sln
ths ~ iatlss
Freed latter Il believe. my dear.
ihsi ,lai hstg kuoss ~ much 81 | &c,
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inile tiie
iaa vsiu - "a elephant is someS hat
latsf bs. ita' ~ B,su. bot tie rubt
u i .spteet i ean,iastsbly ,msllef
tLaa = q ag@aa
i3es marriage rbsngs taAu 4 asks
apftst u peuds 90 sLom hs mafrifs
sons sptp@t aoalI make a mau bald n
sii ias
fshieo pap I. sisie iba, the duie's
cole il ass liy sriiiog bish'r Oaod
fer o. eHt ~ i cepiilur % rise iili
IL eA.t dsdv re.is
utt tsl.lasI snrt,lls ofaf far
ms ttat elsie So bis b.eo A. the ploa
ior sst1 seer. It's time 10 cal
The g msn Il dtpu,r
lt,ll yoa sbat l.. Gas Aramin
tt's iag3et eap's appne,sio u.s. He has 20
soa "oh. be basu'l eli 2 Well II yen
had ttru 10 ms place last night yon a have
i9eus u he vac al sole.
oealifmau ! don't like 10 pay you fer
The il uoelr Rlsius. ,ili rs done You
NIL ~ back 90 ma uaele RAstus lear
nesllg DEED Won hos deed won't
Ise STREET. j. cnltal G
- A,mrne Mailetowu has 90 sni. 4
nal sail - he formed like pig bat which Q
has tie hurBs and wool Of a sheep. A q
wag Wool probably cali the monstrosiiy q
e.pie ram but Ne believe il 10 bsa lie.
-Nier u iiet mother 20 fashionable
dsugbi.f ebo is going QUIZ Clara
think yunr bnsIls Is altogether too large
TO luot sell Fashionable daughter !
kuog, mtmma, hnt you have M idea how
slippery tue side aalks are.
-"O1, YES sal a grumbling bsggar,
folks alwsys helps tham as don't need
any help Nhy there's lighthin'; ii can
GIT down 70 the ground fast enough all by
itself, aud yii folks is all tue time putin
up rods ior It to slide down on"
Omaha mamma: Mercy on me What
does all this racket meau Sunday and
you've got al Your dolls out too. Little
Dot: You said ve might play church.
'Ds yon call all this gabble and laughter
,hureb r. NJ mamma, church is just
over and the folks is going home"
Mamle 70 yeats old to lady callerl-
Mamma said to ask you TO sit down few
=. e-~es,'a sol aha wo"la la ,ish, IN II -
so't rniuiag, IL iiT' Lady Csller-"Why
10, Mamie. Why dii you think il wasp
Mamie Because, when mamma saw You
coming, she said, II never rains but pours." n
~ toou ~ We get over the rush we Id
re 5oins 70 inyeata big navy gun tha
vii throw deadly ear stoves into the enc
ny's vessels Two grand results will be
ccomplished, the enemy will be snnihil-
ted N particularly melancholy manner
nd We shall get rid OF the stoves.
"Nhat have you done with that lovely
title doe YOU used to hsvei' asked Miss
% Larey. why, my dear, was the cen Cor
dental reply, Il had to exchange i'm
/ the dog ianeicr's. He was a good sum- c,t
ner pet but be didn't match at oil with
~ ufw pealskin sacquc
~ D x,er : year oil was Pat to led
he other night little earlier than she
lought desirable Soon after she called Ma
y some bread aud milk, aud got It, After n
itinga few spooufnls she looked up TO her --
ther siii 4 most uncoucerued sir and re- =
arkcd i'sfa I balieye I've hesrI sou
y q aH.u good plan 10 retire nmt d.
tely sitt' r,line guess III get up
"a bright ycurg mau, who lives 10 N
ar c,aatg, recently visited friend Of a
i u att,t spe asked about his mother and
quirri 4 she raised good deal Of poul-
y this year fhe ycuog man scfa, ched
$ bead Ia petpeSity aod iheo repli,d;
n-un, maam, She planted q good deal
II the chickens scratched il all mp
a photographer 10 Paris took s. me a
biari plciares Of a client, who refused to
selt them nPoD the plea that they did &C. e
I, resemble BIN 10 the least The artist
i cue % hit case With this inscription: =
TLe hieeFst fool 10 Paris" Tie man b.
'scd. hu' g. be bad denounced the pict- '"H
e, the e1nfi decided be had 90 case. Ma
Caller "Aay back numbers Of your =
gazipoY Health Journsi editor Yes IN
Which number 30 yon wisbf" u n
o. kuoa The date. but / sas line Ia
per 70 TIE A. ci that i had an article
fled Hos 20 Lie when Asleep" II
ow which nunbfr yen ssut Having II
uble Al niahi ehf' ! should say so
wife ssys ialt 10 my sleep. and n
30 frow lhr say she sets | tell the truth a
: lpte father -"ion Iemtmber you
ats,i marry iha, hookkeeper Of nine
'ui yrar $50 Daughter 'Yes father.
pretty to,i II man you picked out
has dersmped ai,h ny sbois ioriune. -
% femeNher father. that yon told him III Il
eoali % hsre me until be got rich. E
"A sanf on r0orse tie yonne -"