Telegram-herald., 1888-03-23

A WEALTHY aAa grsa-izsut eoaRle ia Chk
csso f@csa-ly seeHrea : s-sefcl "a sNsniy
zl4auiess. 11Ly akAs aaest1SAs Dcl1s as2Sds
zAa tas vile selas aosset.
e. j. resszts1 tast the eA1rc4es - Eza-
9oriA. kza-, have ze1eFS1sly decb4e@ .
ef1it Js.zlaz 4g estection8 aaul sol8cient
aasaey h.sz seen sasseribea % pay tbs sa-zr-
les ~ - sase-oz4 aise-
TzIs Is = pretty sarge-sized country Tie
other dag tho theF2Oueses registered -
degrees below zero at 81 Niacent slsn-s
and at the sane hour - degrees above
a. Key West. ga > 4i4ersacs 81 IA d.
gFees-
HEaz = a nnosf remarkable aiiitsrative
crmcilenee. An Englisanaa named John
hA4st. Na0 lives - Hzizht, Carrsn Coun-
ty. Nj. VII bs eiZhty-elght years cd
tks eighsa dzy u tns slghEs month tAu-
glst), issa
A LaDY 0f TexarLxna, Tex, the other
nighI placed i've hundred dollars II hank
nstes u fhe oven f0r safety while she at
teace4 tae she2ter. She forget 70 take L
0ut aHd The servant girl burned Il Up Whlle
getting breakfast the next norning.
THIS cross-eyed mzs Las found bis prov
incs al lAst II Is isve-naking on the sly.
away with a crosseyed farm hand, declared
that ne asver could tell when his hired man
vas looking Al his daughter, aud therefore
he didn't suspect him
EAsr SAGINAW. Aich., has a Thirteen Club.
composed Of young men A part Of the in
tlatory ceremony consisted Ia having the
n1st2che shaved on Death has no terrors,
probably fer the young nea who could
.frf NIL
noss likely igE0re them en- bis annual
rounds
SrxKET-cAs tickets are glut in the mar
ket Ia GalsestsA, Ter. There was d0arth
Of small change, ans II was proposed ts
atili1e the car tickets for that purpose; SO
the car companies increased the issue 70
/ Accommodate ta1 new use. and new the
/ merchants dad themselves with enough
I car-tickets On hand q give the entire popQ-
lation ride for several years.
TRAvELfEs through the H0osac Tunnel re-
cengy experienced curious change IL
weather. Oa entering the eastern end OF
the tunnel. the travellers lef, country on
which ram was pouring and which was de-
VOID Of every gestiee 0f snow On leaving
/ the tunnel, The travellers saw with astonish-
rsnt driving snow-storn and snOw-cov-
sred ground.
/ IL sgnitewooS, u. 2, the other day, =
ranchmnn got bowling drunk and was ar
rested The authorities, for lack ofa better
place. Iscked bin up u an empty box-car.
oSne time n the nighsa train picked NJ the
ar. aud wtcn Tie ranchTnan woke up in the
! morning be found kimself afty miles from
acme and without cent He intends u
sring suit FOR damages.
A DEADwooD paper contains the follow
| og. There IS 3 high-tOned cuss on Sher-
| man street If sccislistic Tendencies vho
! practices his Political teachings he hcs
| 90 wood, bet peer woman n tho nsighsor-
| hood hss. She worked and earned il, and
! be divides with ker. lie always waits un-
( til he thinks she has gone 20 bed before he
makes the divvy. and carries his part home
We win give his aarne II he doesn't quit"
DURIxo the recent eclipse Of the moon
some eolored people living near Srnthrlle
Ca, became frightened. and ran scream
ing from their houses 70 q heis nea- by
where they Frustrated themselves and be
gan praying, thinking the day Of judgren'
was at hand TIE lamentations were max
Ing The woods ring. when deacon in oae O
the colored churches came up. "Gct NJ
dar," be said. AN go 70 your house--eoer,
one OBJ you. Dey ant nothin' de matter
dat's only a slippergrass 90 De moor, caused
By &c snbjection OBJ de sun You nigger1
ant got no sense, nohowp