The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1888-04-13
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

Jay Gonld, with al his means, IS
very economical.
An OK race was run at Port Royal,
S. G., recently.
We seldom heartily praise those who
do not admire US.
A great waste of energy in a girl
when she hugs another girl.
The deaf man finds some consolation
in the hope of hear-after.
Speaking of bustles, coming events
sometimes cast their shadows behind.
Matches left lying around loose
caused 626 fires ia New York last year.
The keeper of a deaf and dumb
asylum understands the mute ability
of man.
A Baltimore wife-beater was cow
hided by party of women in that city
recently.
A Connecticut farmer, whose son is
in prison, has visited him every year
for thirty years.
Mrs. d. Giveaway, OF Tennessee Pass.
COL, gave birth to five bouncing boys
the other day.
1t is estimated that for the past six
years strikes have cost the country SIG,
600. 900 year.
When you see man wheeling baby
carriage. you may know that the baby
it contains is his frst one.
A woman never reaches middle life ;
she is always young until she gets o!d
enough to boast of her age.
1t has been discovered by naturalists
that i. takes dog 80 days to forget his
old home and take to a new one.
Because wife does not speak out
against some of your habits is no proof
that they do not make her unhappy.
The truly illustrious are they who do
not court the praise of the world, but
perform the actions which deserve it.
The use we make OF our fortune de-
termines the suff1ciency. 4 little is
enough if used wisely, too much if ex-
pended foolishly.
A juryman was arrested recently at
Newport, Tenn, for robbIng the pock-
cts OF his fellow jurymen while out
making up verdict.
The prisoner being asked whether he
struck the man in the heat of passion,
replied mo, struck him in the pit
of the stomach
A Florida paper tells of lemon just
picked that measured fifteen and one
half Inches and weighed two pounds
and two ounces.
Lean in manhood to unlearn the fol-
lies of youth but it is wiser not to
learn the foliies, and there will be no
time wasted in their correction.
If you want to have a man for a
friend never get the ill-wiIl of his WIFE,
Public opinion is made up of the aver
age prejudices of womankind.
There is family in Lancaster county,
Pa, in which there have been five gen.
erations OF six-ingered persons de-
scended in a stIight line.
Andrew Carnegie, the iron prince. who
pays one of his foremen a salary of
S25, 900 a year, did his first work in a
Pittsburg telegraph Office for So week
Foreman-In what column shall l
put the account of the man who fell
and broke his back bone Editor
(busy writing leader)-Spinal column,
OF course.
Type made from paper is. the latest
novelty. a process has been patented
in England by which large type used
for printing placards can be made from
pulp.
A couple, married at Jamaica, L. l.,
few days ago, had beer engaged for
thirty years. They waited for the old
folks to remove objections, which they
did when they died.
A good many OF the congressman
miss the free passes they enjoyed before
the days OF the Interstate commerce
law, and think their salaries ought to
be increased as compensation.
A girl said to her friend who was
abou; to mary homely old millionaire
How can you bear to think of spend
ing your honeymoon in Paris with such
homely creature ?'' 81 do not think
of it as honeymoon, my dear, but as
honeymoon" was the reply.
Liberty Corners, Sussex county, New
Jersey, has haunted tavern. Ten
years ago the landlord had terrible
fight with bear in lis woodshed one
night. The bear was killed but not
until it had inflicted mortal wounds
upon the man. At intervals ever since
the ghost of the man and bear have
been seen engaged in fierce combat.