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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Carl Dunder's PHILOSOPHY.

Detroit Free Press.
Der man mitout any honor Will
shwear by it shust as queck as anybody
else.
Some men demand certificate of
character simply because dey pay DER
debts. 1t vhas surprise to 'em.
No man is entirely satisfied nit der
weather. For instance, der hy-screen
man firmly believes dot winter yhas in
vented shust to spoil his peeSnesS und
help der wood men out.
hat seen men who Yhas too good to
beat street car nit a lead nickel. Dey
afterwards robbed der bank of $4,000
and skipped TO Canada.
Some folks give poor family tur
key for Thanksgiving. und some gif 'em
a sheet of piano music. 1t yhas all der
same thing, except dot der music doan'
make anybody seek.
hat found out dot yer tief who plots
to steal my horse goes along nit his
head down Shust der same ash der man
who repeats der Lords prayer. You
can't shudge feller by his looks.
After vhas seek On der bed | can
look pack und see shust where l
shouldn't hat done dot vhay After l
yhas we'll again can see nottingS.
like to gif somepody advise, but when
somepody advises me l feel dot he
should mind his own peesneSS.
No doubt somepody has buried his
money in der ground. but you may look
for de money ind Will take bushel
of turnipS.
1t yhaS curious dot among all der men
who know vhaS ais dis country und hat
a remedy for der ailments, not one rec
ommends more SaWbucks and less chin
chin.
One reason Why marriage vhas fail
ure wash because der wife married for
home ind der husband wanted serv-
ant.
Conscience yhas a queer thing. 1t
keeps us from sheating man out of a
cent to his face, und excuses if we find
und keep his wallet nit $50 in it pehind
his back.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
ELIMINATING sECTARIANIsM.

AS result of the contest in Boston
over a school question petitions have
been signed asking for constitutional
amendment prohibiting any sectarian
feature in the system. One of the sena-
tors of Massachusetts, has introduced
some of these petitions in the senate.
There is no doubt as to the substantial
unanimity of public sentiment in OPP
position to anything of sectarian char
acter in the school ranges, and the fact
of this sentiment renders it needless to
agitate i'll the direction sought by the
netitinnerS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
THE STATE PRESS.
Fargo the Center.


When it is said that the st. Paul GLOBE is
newspaper, it must be considered as very
great compliment. and so it is. Still, to err
is human, and, of course, the GLOBE is Of
the human kind. 1t has been discussing the
prospective capital of the United States, with
Canada annexed
Here, the GLOBE, unwittingly, purposely,
Or interestedly, fayors one of the twin cities
as the capital of the future great American
nation. Now, If the GLOBE viii take the
time to draw line from northwest Alaska,
cape Lisburne, to southeast Florida, cape
Sable; and from northeast Labrador. Byron's
Bay, to the southwestern portion Of the
United States, it will find that the ines inter
sect at OR near Fargo
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THERE are to be no more prize fights.
They are merely certain exhibitions of
the Delsarte movement of physical cult
ure." That is the way the manager of
KILRAIN and MITCHELL understands it.
In view of the meeting of these two gen
tlemen with soft gloves in Chicago
theater, this artistic theory was pre-
sented to explain why the authorities
were enjoined from disturbing the de-
velOpment of physical gifts in this
WaY
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

your son Tom to school, ''Why?" well,
he can't learn anything. He studies as hard
anybody in school, but he is totally incapable
of Selling an idea, GOOD = the old fellow
exclaimed The teacher looked at him in
amazement. 1T is not matter of congratu-
lation,' said he: ''your son viii never be
anything but Ounce" ''Yes, and therefore
l am rejoiced. You see, he can make good
living writing tariff articles for the maga7
zines ''-ArkansaW Traveller
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THE genial doctor at Fargo who. in
the eXhilaratIon of the assurance that
the postoffice of that city was to be his
share in the distribution under the
QUAY dispensation, gave the good
news to the public, evidently furnished
a surprise to his Pennsylvania friend in
the publication of his private letter.
The senator did not discount the effu-
siyeness of patriotic anticipation in Da-
kota, or he would have attached the
Republican injunction, Burn this let
ter" No question as to the genuine
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
BROKEN HILL BURNED.
Destructive Fire in an Australian
Mining Camp - Antipodean
Echoes

DESTRUCTIVE FIRE IN an AuStfaiIan
Mining Camp - Antipodean
Echoes.
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 24.-Advices
from Australia report destructive fire
at Broken Hill, new mining camp in
New South Wales, Nov. 6. The town
was built entirely of wood, and in two
hours sixty buildings were destroyed,
comprising the main business houses.
The losses were heavy, as few carried
insurance. The great strike of coal
miners at Newcastle has ended. The
strike lasted two months. Eight
thousand men were idle, and S1,500,000
lost by the masters and men. A terrible
hurricane swept over Clermont, Queens
land, Nov. 2. Hailstones as bic as hens
eggs were driven by the force of the
wind clear through the houses. Car
dens, vineyards and orchards were
ruined and forests trees were stripped
of leaves. Bush fires in New South
Wales are doing great damage. One is
reported fifteen miles long. Large
bands of sheep have been burned be-
fore they could be removed TO places Of
safety.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

of their respective machines. Each as
serts that his rival could not kill fly
with his contrivance. although it is al
legged to be equal to lightning in effect
iveness. Electricity is not good thing
to fool with: even experts have not ex-
hausted its possibilities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Want 1t Strong.
Ellsworth News.

IIIhW UTlII NUNS.
There is no question but what Senator
Sabin will be returned, but we want to see it
by such voice that no one will have ground
to doubt that the people of Minnesota fail to
appreciate his noble efforts in their behalf
ana understand full well how to reward such
worthy qualifications and actions.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

AMONG the HARRISON Democrats
who lost New York to their party, one,
who was an employee of the Higgins
carpet factory, has this candid eXplana-
ton, which might be given in spirit by
a great many:
The reason did not vote for CLEVELAND is
because was a fool. l thought protection
made wages high and gave plenty of work,
and l now find my wages reduced Is per
per cent and GOO men laid Off. Where does
he protection come in for us, | would ike TO
know
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

ONE of the latest military devices is
to fill bombs with asphyXiating gas or
some sleep-prOducer that will give re-
pose to all in the vicinity of their ex-
plosion. 1t will be pleasant for COM
batants if both armies can be put to
Slppn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

EASTERN syndicates are reaching out
after street railways in Western cities.
One has just put three-quarters OF
million in Milwaukee, and more or less
in other cities. 1t indicates confidence
in the development and prosperity Of
the West
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
A Farmers View.


DaWsOn SentlneI
1 have been a resident of Minnesota for
thirty years and have been somewhat famil-
lar with It's history and its prominent men,
AID | can recall no instance where Gen.
Washburn has ever made either personal or
pecuniary sacrifice for the good of the STATE
When dollars cease their flow to his Golfers
he ceases 70 know aught but self.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

RECENTLY the senate passed ninety
pension bills in fifty minutes. 0f
course, with such haste, the members
could know nothing about the merits of
the cases, and it is well that a faithful
supervisor at the other end of the ave-
nue. dares to investigate them and cor
rect the blunderS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
A Base Fabrication,
Winona Republican.

"
The rumor that Hon. Gordon E. Cole has
retired from the senatorial scramble is base
Twin City fabrication. Mr.. Cole daily walks
through the lobby of the Merchants hotel, at
st. Paul. takes off his hat and overcoat
marches into the dining room without recog-
.'iZing his great rival Mr. Donnelly-or any,
body else-and enjoys his meals like man
without care and precisely as would the
possessor Of an individually good diges-
OIdaD firna
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
MUELLER'S MASTERPIECES.
Successful Production of THE
Kings FOOL in Chicago.

Special to the Globe.
CHICAGO, Dec. 4.-The first produce
ton in America of Adolph Mueller's rO-
mantle opera, 1.-The Kings Fool" was
given at the Columbia theater by the
Conreid English Opera company, which
is controlled by the theater manage.
ment. Despite rain and mud hundreds
of people were turned away, and the
audience was one of the most brilliant
of the season. The opera was an in
Simultaneous success, the first act calling
for repeated encOres, while the Sec
ond and third created furore of APP
plause. The scenic setting was the fin
est ever seen on Chicago stage, and
the costumes were supurb. A long run
of the new opera seems assured.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

BooTH and BARRETT have given their
influence to prevent the Importation Of
foreign actors in blocks under contract.
The public needs protection also. Per
haps commission would be the thing,
to license only those who can act TO 20
on the StApp.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
SAME OLD SCHEDULE.
Managers of Northwestern Lines
Advance Passenger Rates to
the Old Tariff

CHICAGO. Dec. 24.-Passenger rates
to the Northwest. which have been cut
for several weeks. were advanced to the
regular rate this morning On all roads
leading to the Northwest, the fare being
S11.5O to st. Paul, first class, and 80 Sec
ond class. January l, 1889, the passen-
ger fares for tickets from Chicago to
Council Bluffs. Omaha, Kansas City, st.
Joseph. Atchison and Leavenworth
will be advanced to $3.50, first class.
The rates from Chicago to points be-
tween and beyond above-named termi-
mails will, on the same date, be advanced
to the rates shown in the Chicago rate
sheet, in effect Dec. l. 1888. The report
that the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe
road was to make decided cut in rates
to theWest was denied at the company's
office to-day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Very Significant.

lie Sueur News.
On the other hand nothing of the kind can
be brought against Senator d. Nj. Sabin, and
there is change of sentiment in his favor
in those portions of the state which have
heretofore been pronounced for Washburn
that is truly very significant
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THE Republicans in the senate seem
to be voting right along to keep up the
tax on the necessarics of lite. But that
is what the people appeared to want
when they voted.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Haber in Hard Luck.

Special to the Globe.
CHICAGO. Dec. PAP. +. Habcr.
dealer in boots and shoes, confessed
judgment to-day in the sum of 5000.
Haber's debts will make his total La
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

The Virginia senator lately threatened
t0resign on account of the offensive rela-
lions to him of the other Republican
senators, which left small room for self
respect. He was nearer sober than
usual, too.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
TO-nAY.S WEATHEK.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 24.-For Wisconsin:
Rain, snow; colder: westerly winds. For
Minnesota: Fair, preceded in eastern por-
ton by snow; colder; northerly winds. For
Dakota: Fair; slightly colder; variable
winds. For Iowa and Nebraska: Light
snow, followed Tuesday by fair; colder; west
erly winds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

In THE deyising going on over the
cabinet, or other features of the coming
regime, it may be that too little notice
is given the modest Ohio idea called
HAYES. He has been summoned to In
dianapoliS. and private consultation has
been had The intimation that it re-
lated solely to Christmas poultry is a
mere Subterfuge. HAYES worked out a
hard cabinet job at one time, and the
president is close friend. GueSses
may be made from this basis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
a FAIR TEST.

Two rival electricians, who are as
jealous as medical gentlemen in other
places of their relative capacities, pro-
pose to test upon each other the strength
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Greatest Newspaper.

Edgerton Enterprise.
The st. Paul GLOBE is the greatest news
paper OF the Northwest, and will soon raise
to that permanent position of being the best
newspaper on the continent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

That they're meant tor a boy OF about my
size
If 1 get them I'll draw prize.
'Then over there is dandy drum
" hich I'm rather led TO believe will come
Ny way, and a printing press and type / see
Which would be just about the thing for me.
THAT clipper sled looks mighty fine,
And ] shouldn't wonder if that were mine,
And I'm rather inclined to think, from the
looks
OF things, that III get that box of books.
''And the shotgun up there behind the tree
N mighty sure is designed for me;
Ana the camera and the base ball bat
Are coming to me, III bet my hat
But,
The camera went to another boy
And loaded him up with peaceful joy,
While the case Of type and the printing press
Filled his cousin Tom with happiness:
And the nickeled skates. his brother jim
Remarked. with grin. belonged to him.
And the dandy drum and the clipper sled
Were both designed for his cousin Ned.
But when the small boy sadly saw
The shotgun go. he dropped his jaw.
And dolefuI, indeed, became his looks
When he lost his grip on the box of books,
While the thing that sim ply knocked him fiat
Was the fact that he missed the base ball bat.
All that gladdened the small boys life
Was candy bag and a new iack-knife.
ENVOY:
To the boys who have read this jingle
through:
Let's hope that the small boy wasn't youl
-Somervilie Journal Man.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THE idea that X. b. HAYES may go
into the cabinet is afloat, and as plausi-
bic as scores of other suppositions that
serve the purposes of news purveyors,
in the absence of facts.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

ness of the letter cali belraised with
those who know the joyial and obese
old soldier.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Won't Kick.
Paynesvil

Paynesville News.
The Minneapolis Tribune gave the Pioneer
Car success horrible roasting last Satur-
day. 1t found no victims in Paynesviile, SO
we won I kick y
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
Alarming.
Lac Qui Parle Press.

Lac QUi Parle Press.
Il is now said that failing in an election to
the United States senate, Wasbburn will
shake the dust of Minnesota from his feet
forever and take up his residence in New
York city
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

STEAMBOAT excursions and linen
buster picnics on Christmas day were a
tribe too much for this climate. 1t got
its back up last night.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

ONE of the latest suggestions in the
trust line is that HENRY WILLARD
wants to make combine to take in
electricity and all the appliances con-
nected herewith. 1t looks like dan
gerous business to try to corral the
lightning. If it could be let loose upon
the trust makers, it would inspire gen
eral gratitude.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THAT watermelon trust in the South
takes in the planters who cultivate over
5000 acres, and proposes to limit pro-
duction and fix prices. 1t is evidently
conspiracy to deprive the colored
brother of the South of one of his in
alienable gastronomic rights. The new
administration should make an eXcep-
ton i'll favor of the victims of this
cruelty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
DESTINATIONS.

The convenient absence of material
witnesses may help out DUDLEY in In
diana.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

THE largest hustle factory in the
United States has recently closed for
an indefinite period. Some of the Re-
publican papers attribute it to the al
legged discM ding OF that feature of the
female panoply by Mrs. CLEVELAND.
One familiar with the subject attributes
the depression in that industry to the
fact that old newspapers are coming
into use again.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
In the BOuiliiOn.

Northfield News.
At this distance it looks as though Mr.
Washburn will be in the bouillion when the
senatorial contest is ended
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
ONE sMALLBoY.s CHRISTMAS

HE small boy looked
at the Christmas
tree,
A N d, straining his
eager eyes to see,
says he:
Now / wonder Just
what they have got
for me.
By Gee,
There's a bully old pair
of nickeled skates
The size of which
a1a.rf-, s,a,4.saa
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

AN Iowa Republican, who visited
HARRISON, and, as incredible as it may
seem, didn't want an office, reports
'they are killing Gen. HARRISoN-the
cussed officeseekers. His face shows
signs of extreme fatigue, and he is
nearly worn out" What will he do
when he has the offices to give, if he
can't stand the little scramble now,
when he doesn't have to do more than
Lapn an oar omen :,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
BEN HIS LAMENT.

Say, stranger-hey-lend me your ear
Anythng-a dollar, or maybe tear
I'm Ben-Ben Harrison-presi-elect--
Now hear me whoop.
There's Blaine, of Maine,
And Plat, of brain,
With Quay behind the scenes;
Allison and Foraker,
Dudley Morton and Lige,
Senator this aud Senator that,
Bosses ali of a stripe.
At me day and at me night,
benjamin, oh for bite.
Bite. bite, oh, for bite;
benjamin, give us bite
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25

TIL. WEEKLY DAILY = Monday, Wednesday
and friday
1yl in advance 81 90 mos. in adv. 81 W
3months, in advance. 81 Oo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-25
SUNDAY ALONE.

1vri IN advance 81 90 3 mos in adv 30
6 m. in advance l 90 l mo. in adv. 20
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nAILY AID SUNDAY.

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
w in advauceS10 90 3 mos. III adv 81 5O
GIN in advance 5 90 > weeks in adv. w
One month ....S3c.
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Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mimi.
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BY LEWIS BAKER.
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WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year. 81 Six Mo. 65c Three Mo. soc
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1888-08-30

self thought so when he wrote his
paris message" in which he said,
speaking of the whisky tax, that it
long as there was whisky to tax he
would tax it. Mr.. Blaine was right.
and he was right when he said that to
remove the tax on whisky would be to
increase its consumption enormously.
This is what the Republican party pro-
poses to do. 1t says to the American
people: 1--WE will keep up the tax on
the thread and needle of the poor
woman who is paid starvation wages
for making shirts; upon the slate
pencils of the little children; upon the
shovel and pick and red shirt of the
poor fellow who lives upon what
wouldn't be enough to keep a self
respecting horse; upon lumber and
hardware and crockery and glass
and wool and satin short. upon
every thing that the people need,
but we will do all that we can to in
crease the consumption of whisky
enormously and SO to increase vice
and misery, and poverty and crime, and
insanity and death among the people
of these United States"
That is the issue. There is no get
ting away from it. Mr.. Harrison him
self has expressed fear lest coats should
get to be too cheap. As an ''unin-
structed political economist" he can
not favor cheap coats. Free and cheap
whisky is more to his taste. Such be-
ing the case it is certain that neither
that wretched thing, - State PRIDE"
nor social, or business, or religious
pressure can influence the people of
Indiana to give their Endorsement to
the monstrously cruel and wicked plat
form upon which the Republicans
must fight this campaign. Harrison's
personality is, relatively, very small
factor in the problem. He is the free
whisky candidate, and a vote for him
means vote for free whisky. He
must stand upon his platform. It is
impossible to disassociate one from the
other. The man who attempts to
make the distinction is simply trihing
with his own conscience. We have no
doubt that upon this issue Indiana will
be carried by the Democrats. We be-
lieve it, because we know that her
people are an honest, moral, tenn
perate, God-fearing people, and that
they always vote their convictions.
If they do this in this campaign-as
they will-they will make it impos-
sible for Mr.. Harrison's political
friends to redeem the pledges that they
made at Chicago.
Down with monopoly taxes!-L's-
di01adpolis Sentinel
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1888-08-30

lent schemes, like the French guano
syndicate in Peru, and parvenu aris-
tocrat, who seeks to obliterate the
marks of his humble origin and early
occupation of a maker and vender of
shoes, are cited as proofs that place
him on the same offensive platform.
1t is to be said of these facts that
they are the strongest evidences that
the Indictment brought in by the Indi-
ana trades associations against Har-
rison and Morton is a true bill. 1t is
perfectly certain that both are men of
narrow ideas, and an ample lack of the
broad views and right moral basis of
character which bring men of merit
into a sympathetic fellowship with
men whose opportunities have not been
equal to their own. Their style and
quality are those of thrifty but not
overscrupulOus shopkeepers, quick to
drive hard bargain, to see the ears
of a speculation with gain in it, to
exact the last farthing, and to realize
an interest in humanity only as pos
sible means of their personal aggran-
dizement. These marks are very per-
ceptible in the public careers, so far
as they have had any public career, or
both. They are both, politically speak
ing, men of narrow gauge, little I'M
derstanding, and little account.
2-he Indiana labor associations invite
organized labor in other States to CO.
operate with them in opposition to
these candidates of the monopoly
trusts, taxed necessaries, free rum,
and the new slave trade, and there is
not any reason to doubt that both the
organized and the unorganized labor
will do it with a will.-ChicdgO Globe.