Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1888-05-05
A RACY BOOK.
Scintlllating with sarcasm and brilliant
Truth.
Ncic YORK letter.

Chap. l. HAS Malaria goes to Florida.
Chan, IL. "OyerworSed;' goes to Europe.
Chap, III. HAS Rheumatism;' goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has a row with his Doctor.
Ihave read a deal of sarcasm in my day
but l never read anything equal to tho sar'
| casn contained in the above four chaptered
| book, written by some anonymous, lsus-
| pect the experience portrayed is a personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let INC EtVe you a synopsis:
Malaria as it states, sis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up a
multitude of i'll feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to in
vestigate. 1t is also IL cover for such dis
| eases as they can not cure. When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he has
overWorked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is Il confession of
ignorance or of inability,'
1.-The patient goes abroad. The changed
q tonic and for Il time he feels better, Comes
homo. Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrlta-
bility, tired feelings, and general untltness
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human
feelings.
alt is muscular-in his back, Articulsr
in mis- joints. l~nflammatory, my! how he
fears it will fly to his heart!
"Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, Of course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his business
"Better for a few days. Returns. After
a while neuralgia transiixes him. He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia,
car not walk; can not sleep on his left side;
is f~letful; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and itabby; has frequent chills and
feyers; everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; mustcrs up
courage and demands to know what is kill
ing himl
"Great heaven " he cries, "why have
you kept me SO long in ignorance!N
"Because, " said the doctor, - read your
fate five years ago. thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts
He dismisses his doctor, but too latei His
fortune has all gone ia fees,
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day a well known Wall Street
banker said to me ait is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming.
Two of my personal friends are now dying
OF it. But it is not incurable | am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be u wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
scented his government in a foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced |ineurable when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
YES" said his father, 81 was very skep-
tical, but since taking that remedy. the boy
is Well.n
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan IL Cos, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure.'
Well, suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
lean not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
"lf, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of 9TH
er remedial agencies. They haveno monop.
oily over disease and | personally know that
many of them would FAR prefer that their
patients should g to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any sun
authorized means.n