Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-07-06
POINTS OF hUMOR.

Stranger (soothingly): Good doggy
nice doggy! Say, fr end. call him of
will you?" Owner (ralmly) Can
do it. He deaf rs post Wait til
he gets hold of you. ana then turn
round and I'll Try aud eaten his eye
lie minds by ght "-J1d,e.
Happy man Qo fair widow: ''Ans
shall we have rousing wedding. a fine
supper. dane ng. music. and all tina
sort of thing? Fair widow: "N-no
| think not, John. dear. We must re-
member that there was funeral lie
the house only II short time ago. -
Epoch.
Brown: "iIave you heard the
news?" Mrs. Brown: What news''
That the Jenkinses are going t.
move" We'll. Pm awful glad of IL
I'm kind of curious TO know whether
they'll find any of the things theyw
borrowed of me in the last six months.
-LotoeH CttiZep.
1T is curious thing in public life.
said Virgins, as he laid his newspaper
on the table. that windy. loud
mouth impostor often succeeds while
men of great merit are passed over. "
Not at all, +" replied Bobley; its the
most natural thing in the world to put
the blower before the CRATE. - ftlc6.
Boston mother 60 daughter retir NJ
for the nighD: ID I'd you eat the cold
beans, Penelope. that | put aside for
vou?' Daughter On ding her face shy
" on her mothers shoulder): NO,
mamma; Clarence told me tonight
that | am all the world to him. and
even beans. mamma would be in dis
cord with the tranquil harmony that Is
singing in my soul. '-Net0 YORK. sun.
First Bostonian: MY gracious
There goes John L. Sullivan through
the rain With no umbrella Here. boy
take this umbrella to Mr.. Sullivan III,
beg h m to use it. y Second Bostonan
Il shouldn't think little wettins
would hurt a man like Sullivan.
That shows all YOU know about the
delicate mechanism Of the human or
ganism. If John should catch cole
and the disease should attack his voct
organs so rs to render him speechess
what would we do for a champ on?
Omaha Word
Somethingyille is townitied country
place not hundred miles from New
York city. and among its other attra;-
tons ii boasts a literary and art site
soc ETY.. Speaking of this society to
city friend a SOmethingvillian sand
You must come out some night to one
Of our meetings; they are quite interest.
ing, assure YOU IL shall be please 1
TO 10 so, 4" replied the friend, for an
anX Gus to see" and here he men.
toned the names of several writers
and artists whom he knew TO be resi-
dents Of this place. oh! you won
meet them," was the reply. They
don't belong. We haven any writ T.
or art SIS among our members. III o.
per's Bdzr
The story of the Cape Cod youth who
spent week in Ending 10 cents on tbs
streets in Boston has brought the listen
CT another story of a Cape Cod DO,
who must have been a relative of tnn.
one. He happened to be vs.tn2 ~
Boston, "A good while ago, on 'iu
I IA of July, and went out on &c
common 10 see the sights. He returns,
in An hour or two looking rather ru'-
fu. What's the matter. S,Ias? hc
was asked. Gosh all hemlock," hl
exclaimed. this is the most exlr.. j.
giant place 1 ever see" What u,
happencd?" oval. YOU know tina
quarter of dollar YOU give me this
morning. "Ycs. Well?' 'Sprn.
t. by hockey. all bat % cents, slap ,,t
for molaSses cakes?' -BJstoH Tr'Q.
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