The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1888-09-19
HUHOR OF THE DAY.


a good deal-A pat hand.
High rent-A hole in the top Of your
hat.
A slow maich-Four years Of court
ship.
How to cut person-Look daggersat
him.
A traged.enne's hair is composed Of
actresses.
pin can generally be relied upon to
carry its point.
1t is no easy thing to put a full stopto
the girl Of the period.
1t is the countcrfeiter who always
"pays maa in his own coin"
\ very poor oil, and one that should
never be used at home is turmoil.
Atlas supported the world, and to this
day the world owes Atlas a living.
The dearest oh ,ect to a man should be
his wife, but it is not unfrequently hei
clothes.
The baker, strange TO say, more than
any other man kneads bread.-BRgham
ton Republican.
A man who is hung IS usually cool. II
is the fellow that is guillotined that
loses his he'd.
We are all creatures Of habit, especially
the girls who are out horseback riding,
--R0,hester Pos.
Mrs. Hammersly is not a peerless
beautv nee she married her duke. -
Pits Nv. Chronicle.
There is something of the vegetable
about an .itaph 1t is tomb MOTTO
Ptts6urg L Car1HicLe.
There is some similarity between the
burglar and the negro minstrel. The
stock of trade OF both include an assort-
ment of gags.
A young lady attending balls and par.
ties should have female chaperou until
she Is able to call some other chap hel
own Toledo Blade.
NJ. Floquet is much smarter man than
Boulanger He contriyed not only to
steal march on. the General but to
steel his neck also. o.-SytjHgs
There is only the difference Of an ''s'
between womau's weakness and mans
weakness. One is gossip and the Other
is go sip Washington critic.
An Anatomical Match. That is what
the Harvard boys called it, when DIR.
Thomas Mason had become engaged t0
Miss Anna Lathrop. p.-HaH and EEpress.
Elitor Swift was man Of thrift
And married his prootreader Nellie;
Now he does up the current news
And she the currant Jelly.
Springfield Union.
"How do you suppose Mr.. Poorcass
manages to get diamonds for his wifef
asked lady of her husband. "Oh, buys
them 10y the quartz, presume"
Thrift Highlander he had struck
his foot against "stane'' -"F "Fhew-ts,
-E-eh what ding ma puir butt wad
getten if d had it on!'-Pmeh.
in the summer when we get taste OF equa
torial weather,
Ice cream saloons are places where the girli
Boston Courier.
The man who says he will welcom,
death as release from life made up
of sorrow, geaerally sends for four doc
tors when he has the collie. .-NeJraSk6
state J0pra0i.
A young girl in Ty Ty, Ca, seized an
axe and PIT two tramps 10 flight. Oul
stuttoring contributor thinks she would
be "a guggood gIrl to Ty-Ty to-
N0rristOrH Herttd.
'There are no flies on me.n he cried
In tones OF confident warning.
But he pitched his tune in a different key
At five o'clock in the morning.
III dsiiIl ton Critic.
Swinburne is indignant because Of the
current story to the effect that he is Sc
intensely literary that when he goes fish.
ing he declines to use anything but book.
worms for bait. Ogk 5 "a.
If muck a-pee-wah- ken -gah, the In
dian who has Just been granted a pen
son, had not been successful in his ap.
plication, lie could have made a living
by renting his name to be used as
barbed-wre fence. - Wilmington Nsoi
Ragged Urchin to druggists clerk)-
PA has too6en a dose OF that linny.
munt you gin him, an he's cortin' aud
sneeyin' III to bust hisself, an he sayt
he's coming to knock merry bla os oul
o you; so gimme nickel an run ieI
your life"-Lye.
The bodies OF sixteen Chinese
Are homeward bound over the seas;
Ii the live ones would skip
On a similar trip,
New y OTk would BE- more at its ease.
-SUiHga
Omaha Man - ''Thjnk Mountain
County is going TO be a rich section
some day, Oh How is the water-o OF