The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-12-20
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
A circus tumbler should never be full.
Prars' Soap is an elegant toilet ad iunct.

A circus tumbler should never be full.
Pears Soap is an elegant toilet adjunct.
Doubtful flattery Maud "How do
you like my gown ?n Mabel You look
very nice in it | never should have
imagined it won d change you So"
Jack shall pipe and Gill shall dance"
Just as long out in the open barn as
they please. The free born American
citizen don't fear neuralgia with Saliva
ton Oil to the front. Only a twenty
five cent investment.
Say, bub, hear your folks are go
ing to have a conversation club at your
house this winter Yep we got one. y
'Who are the members Ph me and
mother. l furnish the conversation,
aud mother provides the club"
We have a speedy and positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria, Canker Mouth
and Headache, in SHIL0H'S CAT ARRH
REMEDY. A nasal injector free with
each bottle. Use it if you desire health
and sweet breath. Price SO cents. Sold
by j. 7. Shurtleff.
81 don't see," said Mr.. McGuise. as
he sat in the stern of the vessel, chow
the captain can find his way across the
ocean, If he was going the other way
all he'd have to do would be to follow
that white streak behind there, but in
front there's no hing to point that way"
No remedy for blood disorders can
equal Ayers Sarsaparilla. Though con-
centrated and powerful, this medicine is
perfectly safe, and may be taken by
children as well as adults. Physicians
recommend it in preference to any 9th
err. Price Sl.00. Worth $500 bottle,
Mamma" said little Mabel, who had
Just come from church, what made
that man in this corner say Amen so
often while the preacher was talking P'
81 know" said Willie confidentially.
"Well, Willie,n said his mother, why
is it Pr Its a way he has of calling
time on the preacher"
81 wouldn't cry, little boy.n said a
kind old gentleman. consolingly {; you
may be unhappy for the moment, but it
will soon pass away. You wouldn't eX-
pect me to cry, would you, every time
that I'm a little unhappy ?"
mo. sir" responded the fearful little
lad, you'd prob'ly go an get a drink. "
Answer This Question.
Why do go many people we see around
us seem to prefer to suffer and be made
miserable by Indigestion. constipation
dizziness, loss of appetite. coming up of
the food, yellow skin, when for 70 cents
we will sell them Shiloh's System Vital
izer. guaranteed to cure them. Sold by
J. 7. Shurtleff. Bennington, VT.
One Sunday, the rector had been alb
/ an1 hiC ,natttrnllU 9 lynI
his clerk how he had liked his substitute
on the previous Sunday. "Well, SIR"
was the unequivocal reply, Saving your
honor, not very we / he was a little
too plain for me. | likes preacher as
joombles the r'ason and confOunds the
joodgment and, of all the born preach
ers I've heerd, there's none comes up to
your reverence for that !"
After trying numerous so-called ca
tarrh remedies and receiving no benefit
| was finally induced to try Ely's Cream
Balm, and after using one bottle | take
great pleasure in recommending it to all
sufferers from catarrh.-N. l.. Gorton,
with S. Gorton & Co., Gloucester, Mass,
was a sufferer from catarrh for fif-
teen years with distressing pain over my
eyes. The disease worked down upon
my lungs. | used Ely's Cream Balm
with gratifying results. Am apparent
ly cured.-I. G. Warren, Rutland, Vt.
Apply Balm into each nostril.
"What beautiful peaches ~ said an
old lady, as she stopped at a stall in the
market, and admired basket of early
peaches. They were covered with pink
gauze, and looked very tempting. The
old lady bought the peaches and took
them home. The next day. she ap.
peared at the stall, and showed the stall
keeper small piece of pink net "DC
you keep that kind of yelling for sale ?'
she asked. The stall keeper told hel
that he did not. Well" she said
"when | got them peaches home, they
were small and sour and green and
thought, if | could get some of that stuff
that made them look so pretty ant
plump in the basket, I'd wear it myself
If it would improve ME as much as i
did the peaches, folks would think II
found the Elijah of life"