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SURGICAL Operation

Prevented. How = Father and Son weSe
Made % Feel Like Boys Again.
q. o. Bartholomew. kslkaska. Mich. says, " To-
Gated In this place fve years ago. having formerly
resided In Troy. N. Y. have been great sufferer
from what tho physicians Of Troy called Bright's
Disease. ! used DR.. David Kennedy's Favorito REM
edy, Of Rondout. N. Y. All the terrible symptoms
of the disease are suns Ihsvs no traces OF any
Disorder Of the Kidneys,
liver or bladder Who would begrudge tho cost Of
sing, or refuse this simple though sincere token Of
gratitude for Icing p ereTatly F Snred owe every;
hope what II has done for me will induce others TO
use the ,Sdicns who suffer from any kidney liver
Favorlte Remedy, Rondout,
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No. 248.-Numerical Enigma.
am composed of ID letters, and am
popular novelist of the day.
My 10, 8, 0 is a conveyance. My H. 8, IS
is to be conveyed My l, II, is an old
woman. My z, 5, II, s is at this place. MY
1,5, II, is an important part ola man. MY
8, 8, 2, is precious My IL, 2, ID is diff
cult to penetrate.
No. 248.-Articles of Furniture.
(a) A treatise and box
(b) To watch over, and gown.
(c) A marsh and not to yield.
d Very, and musical syllable.
No. 25O.-A Geographical Acrostic.
LAY An Asatic country.
b) A Spanish river.
(c) An Italian river.
(d) A Russian province.
(e) An American territory.
G) A Chinese city.
Initials and finals name two cities of Eu-
rope.
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Key to the Puzzler.

No. 239-Cross Word Enigma: Edwin
Booth.
No. 240-A Dinner in Anagrams: Oyster
soup, boiled salmon, Spanish mackerel, roast
chickens, roast turkey, boiled rice, sweet
potatoes. water crosses, dressed tomatoes,
lemon pie, cream cakes, Charlotte Russo,
pineapples.
No. 241.-Charade: Progue.
No. 242-Ribbon Rebus: Gape-gap, race
ace, meat-tea, bears-ear, gate; spears.
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No. 244.-Mathematica Nut: The weights
are l, 8, 9-and "a pounds.
No 245.-Conundrums: When he is a rover.
Because it is the grub that makes the butter
fly. Because we must all give it up. For
A door bell
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A knight (chess mani, in moving from square
to square over the board converts these dis
jointed syllables into verse of poetry. What is
the verse;
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1888-12-21
THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE.

Chicago Rock Island Pacific and Chicago Nebraska
esAe SSs ana ou FAY
II
RADIO TTaverss Of
Msxco indian Arizona Idaho California and Pacific
SOLID FAST VESTI6uLE EXPRESS TRAINS
OF Palace all competitors
PEAdM f daily 5e1weq and Goune
Reclining Chair
prompt connections and transfers in Union Depots
THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE
Chicago
Rock Island Joseph
grounds Branch
faciltie to
Cincinnati Indianapolis Lafayette
Minneapolis
the - NfoA
e. ST. JOHN e. A. HOLBROOK.
General Manager CHICAGO. ILL., 0snI Ticket
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1888-12-21

The above cut describes in seven words a
very familiar object. What is the description
and what is the objecta
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No. 252.-Proverbial "Pi."
IA eeeff h h iiiii mn n ooprr
ssttt Out of these letters form truthful
prOverb.
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No. 251.-The knights Puzzle.
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Text Of the Lesson. Ruth II. l0-23-Com-
init Verses lo.ls-Golden Text. Ruth
II. 10-Cdmmentayy by Rev. d. M.
Stearna.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

81 6iftermaalstilbuo bar ben oeb
Observation-Disclosures i Spaa meo lite
ErGmie bslsnneoe 8replerinoe Mtartbe
Spucaret m%ootaset / 2sbet al tire 0s9e.
Observation-Disclosures itrpmmer ino iea
aIle Ssroensoele baabe / 8repe % 9eles
erammer. 9un bar imlolertio a~fIlaaet
Dem aue, oa bun aster at bebutere paa
3beatret. Slanot be afuiite er en- franIf
@repe, Der bar meobelt benoe, at ban
ttts sr iiliinoS at siue fig iaa let. Sau
aster at fel9e benoe pperalt ca f~orieae
pda at tilflampe Jig benoes &irrligbeb.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

Blan ON Orsas &iiiam &arner.
niiation AZ en- @a.ionals Jorenins al
samfe aampTaGer, os / 1865 6leo ben
isrite Yolt oprettet, pg ienere er Der Or
saniieret iaabanne ooer bet bele 9ano,
Den mipprenoe Commander-in-
Chief of the Grand Army of the Re
public er Wajor Willam @drner.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07
gun par aItto ipcicn.


Zen Siftorie ira spsccu. af 3. S.-b)
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

VUuIo 7 SEIUI,
Sames s. 5looo bar en- al benz, Der
beitebe Wiaioner al Dollars fra bennc
@rube; ensans lfal ban baoe ueret
@ier al 40 Milioner. SprIieaise
ubsloise Spefulationer bar bog MI pep
bans 2ius gnbe rsouceret oenne 5ors
niue til 10 MiQiuner. 5loOb bar OPP
feot / rin9e 8aar, Dg bapoe moi albria
orsmt ON, at iaa ubpre summer iaa let
ltuloe ialoe i bans Sanoer.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

s. 8utleose, Tom
1852 iluttsbe fig
til ct SainOis &es
siment, er Stif
teren al G. r.
pans 2elttames
rat os Ben 9r.
Stepbenion ps
ban ~bisfutereoe
meo 6inanoen en-
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

10 Iar ~tibllsere
i California, Os
life er bel bette
meset at unores
pper, i,aar man
bgrer, at Der oe
10 Nar fra 1859
til 1869 fra Nes
paoas Splusru
Der fremfaffepe
1873 MiqioH
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07
SEQ Solltpi bysser Sus.

SEQ Solitui bysger Sus. Otter
buao en- Meooeler / Russian Courier
beretter, er Den bersnts 5oriatter @ret
1olltoi IOr 9loen iorig ipsieliat meo al
bpsse en- isha (Stue) paa i'm gienbon
Sasniai Eauliana. Stuen ct lioen
men befuem. 9aset bliuer al Salm
8rep 9olitoi lelp 6lanber &alfen, me.
oeHs cit Sonbetuinoe bj9lper bnm met
at bore Ganb. @repens 9atter ipinbe,
Snprene, bpormeb Salmen iammen6in.
oes. Vile lpues at pRre tilireoie %
glade peo lit Arbeioe, flyer Meobelerer
oeraf.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07
G. A. R.
creaniiationen al DC operiepenoe
unionSs z oloatcr, SpioH o9
Warincioloater.
G.. A. R.

"a ben tonieoersoe arme ooer9au iis
ben 25oe Mai 1865, ialot ben Ttan
iommen, at be nmeritdnife 6orbunos
itater ifiiloe iplities. Oct ialot iicen
iaa naturlist, of MGno, Der bauoe
fjampet / &aiterne iammen for at bolbe
llniunen uppe, ilutteoe fig til binanoen
/ 5orsninser, bog bar bisie uoeluttenbe
lpfIle.
On MstbOoiit gpiicOpal Yreit, @.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

Suoip9cpmme fan bebnnoles meb
0elo meo uoportes Mioler. 0en rette
Waaoe at bebanole i%aaoanne 9ilfeloe
er at renle 8looet meb Iper's Sarla
pariaa, Geo be opfriitenoe 8irfainaer
al bette Meoicin sjensipes 2e9emets
5uuftioner oeres iunoe SrrtiOmbeo.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07
WiQiouer tjent % tabt.

0e, Der fan erinbre iaa lanst ttlbase
iom til 1859. uil minoes, 6Uilten Opiigt
bet siurbe, oensans BEN iautalote Com
itod SOlumine / Neuaoa opba9ebes, ct
5uno, Der meoisrte neiteu liseiaa flor
SplptgrIt, Tom @ulotgrIten hauoe u9ret
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07
s HesselrOths
49, Blob % SeDcrz
RILIER.

Messelroth's Blood & Liver Pills

u1cSSeITOll > D4OOu ~ LdNSE 4 4AAS}
aaranteres at life inbeboloe ben miroite
Sei apttiplps eIer Slp. Salte, men ere noe.
lnftenoe tilbereoeoe al traftise % lGseroe
gmner i 8Iauteriset. 3isie Iiler anbeia.
les / S9roslesbeo for fplsenoe 9iemeo:
y Som GT0ringsmiDOef, bpor 3 til 4
Yiler / Nlminoeli9beo 9iDr goo Sirtnin9;
/ baaroere Stli9loe nlaa man ta9e g.. 6or
t@runiit 6critoepelie tases iprit G, O%srefter 2
til 4 hperaneen After.
q Sor oehcren. 5or at renie % Itprfe
9epeceu co belle Spltenet; Tor at beforore
8alber nortn9en lantt lette Soropielien,
s. brer Niten.
S0T @loDet. Nanr / q . Tiler taaes
n Mtorgen / noQen 8i0, bile Dc biorage
,trtiomt til Mflouorin0 og Slerrelle al al
Sld9s Spgeij9beo % llrenlI9beo | Blooet,
Irent brin0e en- luuo Gtrtnlaiion al famine
lamt 9ipe 0uoeu Ell irllt % rem 6arpe.
a Sor &a.arrb % 6obropine, Der Tom.
nier al odarlig Ntaoe % ilrent BLOB, tages
en- ltprre Nortton a I'll g..
s. Snr Srnentim meriDgoomme tases l
a 2 Iiller buer Ntor9eu, bulltet irembrin9er
Ell fulpitGnoi9 3egulerins al Spitemet.
81 Sor i~lOelugtsnDe aanDe % bitter
Snag / Wflnoen, inint laar Sunsen CT be-
la9t meo 9nl9rpnt Slim, ta9es 4 q q %iaer
peo Seugetio.
y SGr Sorfi0lclie 90 6as6eo tases en-
fulo Tortion al Tllierne peo Sen9etlo.
sB5orlans Sesielrotbs Blob. % 9euers
piler o9 tag iu9en andre.
Ssis Seres apotbefcr lille bar Dem, iaa
ieno 500 til mig birette; ie9 ital oa nteo
omgaaenoe Hoit pprtofrit tilienoe 9em 5
9Giter.
Sa,premce SeSielrptb,
gramineret 2Ipotbeter,
101 6. 6bieaso abenue, Chicago, 81.
Decorah-posten., 1888-11-07

SksttfF Stus ., IS G,nts, iaa iaar man ct
WV. oa,i'ri iuulirtrti Slab paa 81 Spalt,r
,o,, o.n ttp't bet sn9slite Sproe al tutsress
A., Sn.sSto % 'et tt belt Var. "a, ON De iaa uaatt,
7s{SsM'y \ iEetictp" IA 0e sisnnsm qofsr iaar On bel
y apNt % Srtpe hit. ri ien6cr Gem oaiqa Fl rent
$3.50. d os93e SGr'tsrnes Prelotui "a Gtcss QreTbsnt
na't.S'ytht ,oT Premium Tor buer @eittuira. SeuS
WI" 'He lha'si mu!ist. 6rtuar,sr taces ION Se,aina.
,rs,.- Companion Pub Co.,
V1tnnsapolis, Dtinu., Or. Is
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
An Insects Queer Domicile.

Mrs. Charles Parkhurst, Of Mohogau,
n few miles below Norwich, Conn,
has an insect of singularly regular
habit. 1t Is about half mn inch in
length and straw-colorcd. 1t dwolls
In a webbcd and dusty crcvice in tho
inner part of tho largo, old-fashlonod
clock in her kitchen. Once day it
appears on tho dial, In tho carly avon
Ing, when the clock is being wtAnd.
but never shows itself At other times
The moment that tho crooked old
brass key is inserted into the keyhole
aud tho first turn Is made that starts
the lcadcn weights rumbling up the
shafts on tho sides the bug capcrs out
of Its hiding place and gambols over
tho clock face In apparent ecstasy,
and as soon rs tho weights bump
against the wooden top Of their cham
bers 1t scurrics back to Its retreat Its
evening run apparently Is Its sole
diversion; its steady business Is piled
among the shaky clock wheels in
supcrintendency Of the flight of time.
Many attempts have boon made to
catch tho bug or track him TO his lair,
and once Mrs ParklHTst had the face
and some of tho vital organs OF the
time-pioce removed, but 1t could not
be found. 1t knew moro about tho
interior of the clock than its pursuers
-Bosfon Herald.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29

lady standing III tho hall Of his
mothers homo one day while he went
the rounds of the house and grounds
yelling at the top Of his voice;
Mother mother whore be youP
Where DO YOU, lsayP Tho now min
isler's wife is hero aud forgot TO tell
her you wasn't home ~ hingston
Freeman
= Now, Lizzie said rual mother
Il hcr daughter. who was about TO
make her first visit 10 the city. "whcn
you git 10 your unolo Johns house
you must keep your eyes open. like |
did when was there SOS not to mako
any mistakes and appear green. And
toll you now that you mustn't pour
your coific ont into your sasScr and
blow it like us old-fashionod folks does
here at home; no. Lizzie, you must
blow it. In Tho cup And don't cat
pic and pcriatocs and such things
with your knife; use spoon. I'd bo
dratfully 'shamed II / thought you'd
mako any mistake fore your unclc's
folks" Hdrper'S BdsIr.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
LOUISVILLE MARKETS.
FLorR. nrAI. AND NILLsrurF.

FLOUR, MEAL. AND NILLsTUFF.
FLouR-Ronnd lots sell as follows: Choice
patents, 50 CNg5.50, plain patents. N,IAg5;
choice; A.5SgI IS; plain fancy. $i.e5; No. !.
t3.Ssgi extra family, 50 .50g3:15; huckwheat,
81 z5(g6 20 for Eastern: s.. 5od5.75 for Western.
CoRSNEAL-Boltcd. $l.SO e 100 ID; kiln dried,
$50.
MILL FEED-we quote on arrival; Bran, 500;
shorts, SGT; shipstuis, $50.
GRAIN AND HAY.
WBEAT-We quote No, 9 wheat to arrive; 92l &c
for rcd and 9io for longberry.
CoRE-No. mixed, to arrive, SIC; white,
zoe; ear corn, "a SIC.
OATs-No.2 mixed oats, sslEc; No. white
SOC
RyE-No. rye, tic.
UkY-FAncy timothy, $3.50: choice,
$500; low grades, SlGGiT 90.
STRAw-S6 4 ton.
PROVISIONS.
BAooS-Clear rib sides, 81 &c. clear sides, De-;
BULK MEATs-Clear rib sides, : nc clear
sides, SIC; cIrci shoulders, 60.
SuGAR-CURED MEATs-Ilams, lI6Glllsc; for
large TO small average shoulders Sc; break
TARp--Choice leaf. o %; in kegs and buckets,
l0c prime steam, Sc.
GROCERIES.
CoFsKK--Rio. ordinary. Hglsc; prime, l5l@
Ice: choice, ls9'g;; farcY. e0c; peaberry, eoc
golden Rio DOC; Java, 9iOL2Sc: Mocha, 2isdeSc
Lqguayra, rs: Arbuckle's Ariosa, 1916.
MOLAssEs-Corn syrup, Sse; sugar syrup, ga
BIC: New Orleans molasses. good, 2SGi5c.
RlcR--5,dGo for good to prime.
srGAR-Granulated. q r; conicctioners' a,
exc: q. sJSlogi 4: p0wderoI. &c: cut-loaf, &c
New Orleans sugars. a5sGbe.
CAsDLEs-star. Nos. 10 s, sS9c 6 ID.
SoAP-tierman, 81 50 II box of 60 he for COM
mon, $3.50 for best; ivory, fisd'Ib for 15-a
boxes.
COUNTRY PRODUCE.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
Brace Up.

You are feeling depressed, your APP
petite is poor, you are bothered with
Headache, you are iidgetty, nervous,
aud generally out OF sorts, and want
to bruce up. Brace up, but not with
slimulanls, spring medicines, or bit
iers, which have for their basis very
cheap, had whisky, and which slimu-
late you for an hour, and then leave
YOU in worse condition than before.
What you want is an Alternative that
will purify your blood, start healthy
action ofLiver and Kidneys, restore
your vitality, and give renewed health
and strength. Such medicine you
will find in Electric BittcrS aud only
80 cents a bottle at Harry b. Gamers
City Pharmacy.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
Why Times We're Good.

GLOW arc times in this neighbor-
hood?" asked traveller of n native of
Anderson County, Ky.
"Fust rate"
Farmers arc in good condition, /
suppose"
Don't know that they air"
Money plentiful, then. presume"
mo, kahn say that it is.
And yet you say that times are
good"
That's whut lowed"
when the farmers are not in good
condition."
Yep"
"And when money is not Plentiful
"Ah, hah.
well, at any rate, don't SEQ how
you can regard times as good
Il do, fur thar have been six still
houses started In this county in four
months. n-Arkdnsd Irdrcler.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29

the tlred Journalist Is Htlohiptlhs to
snatch his MONDAY lunch In peacei ho
buitonholes his helpless victims upon
the street, corners him in the horse
ears. runs him down in the thcatcr
lobby, calls on him In the guiso OF
friendship, and fiually haunts him in
his sleep until the poor. worn-out
worker drops into II slumber with
dreams in which all creation seems 10
be made up If borcs. with their never
ending buzz and hum Let me emu
merate few of these nusanccs
In the first place. the man who docs
not appreciate the fact that every
moment of n newspaper mans life Is
valuable, and that his legitimate du-
tic demand his closest attention dur
ing all his hours at his desk, without
unnecessary distractions, is bore
who should never be allowed to enter
newspaper Office. llwas ono cftho
biggest borcs known in all tho circles
of nowspaperdom
The man who demands an editorial
notice about something or other be-
cause he had advertised, and that
other distinct type, tho man who
wants notice because he has not nd
veriiscd, are both of them borcs whom
every newspaper man will recognize.
The man with n grievance, who has
no business in n newspaper at all, Is
always sure to show up there, and is
one Of tho most persistent boros. lilo
has suffered an ovcrchargo from some
dealer no has been swindlcd by
street fakir. or injured in his dealings
with some one and ho invokcs tho
power of the press TO redress his
wrong, entirely unmindful OF the TACT
that in ninety mine out of every hum
dred eases of this kind tho public has
no interest whatever and no paper
could touch them under any circum-
stances. / very well remember
Young man who came to me once with
complaint that he had been out
wittcd in dickcr by man who was
sharper than he was When Init
mated to him that it was a private af-
fair, and that the public would not be
Interested in it. lie fairly boiled with
Indignation. Such people find 1t hard
to believe that public newspapers arc
not published 10 reduce private grlev-
ances
Another borO Is q man who IS con-
neclcd with some movement, and as
sumes that because a newspaper has
looked upon that movement with edi-
torial favor he owns tho newspaper.
When such men carry their feeling of
ownership to the point of sharply
criticising the newspaper because its
views do not tally with theirs in every |
respect. they are entitled to q high |
place in tho ranks of boredum.
A peculiar bore is the man who al
WAYS gives you an item with the re-
mark: There! That will help-to fill |
up your paper" To man who has
been struggling for ten hours on n
stretch 10 get twelve columns of news
nto four columns of space, this has an
exceedingly funny sound. - Stephen o.
Sherman, in Writer.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
The Republican Nominees.

Of course every body will under
stand that Harrison was nominated
because he lives in Indiana, rather
than for any great ability he has or
public service rendered.
lie is the son of John Scott Harri-
son, and the grandson of William
Henry Harrison, the ninth President
of the United States.
lie is % years old. lie is a gradu-
ate of Miami University, Ohio, is a
lawyer by profession. and was a
Wing before the Republican war or
ganized. lie went into the army as
Second Lieutenant. lie was made
Colonel early aud afterwards pro-
NOTED TO Brigadicr General. In 1876
he was defeated for Governor. In
1850 he was elected to the United
States Senate aud reelected In 1886.
Levi p. Morton is 81 years old, is a
very rich man, lives IN New York on
the Hudson. lie was the Commits
siOncr TO the Paris Exposition in 1873
lie has served two terms in Congress.
In 1850 he declined the nomination
for Vice President. lie was Minister
10 France from 1881 TO 1885. lie was
American Commissioner General to
the Paris Electrical Exposition, the
representative of the United States
at the submarine cable convention,
aud publicly received in the name OF
the people of the United States the
Bartholdi statue of liberty. lie was
a candidate for the Senate in 1882
but was beaten.
The whole country, from ocean ia
ocean and from the lakes to the gulf
will be at fever heat until the lst OF
November; New York by l,OII
votes, New Jersey by ALE, Connect,
cut by PSI, and Indiana by G,jl2.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
EuLL OF Fun.

-MInnie-''P Papa, what Is vola-
'pukP" Papa-"Why. it's the uni
versal language. Mimic - but
who speaks itP' Papa--'NobodE"-
BiHghamp,oH Republican.
Restaurant Guest "Whowl Tho
cook must have dropped her
vinaigretto into the short-cake."
Waiter-T guess you'v struck
strawberry, sab. y Omaha World.
-"Snagsby. You arc presuming
upon my credulity. YOU never killed
ono hundred and fifty rabbits In one
day" wilkins l rs sure you l have
not deviated hare from tho truth.
-CAicdgo Tribune.
An lrishman took tho cars at
Boston for Worcest 81. On jumping
from tho cars he remarked that "if no
had known he coulh have made the
journey in so short tlme he would
have walked afool!n
--Blenkins says no thinks no knows
where most of tho pins 20 to. He
made the discovery tho other night
when he was doing tho 'Infant
PATROL in his baro feet.
Doctor (who finds aitramp groan-
ing by the roadside)-~'What is the
matter with youP' Irnmp Wolefully)
-'My system il all runs down" doc
,tor-"By whate' TrEmp-"By n
dog. - Burlington Free Press.
There is o man." he said, "who
You would scarcely think is making
handsome income byi his pen" ii
certainly would not" was the reply;
"ho looks any thing hut literary"
but he docs; he iaa dime museum
freak, and writes with his tocS"-M
Y Sml /
-Comtrymau Ito furniture dealer)
II want to gita bed an mattress. "
Daaler-"Ycs sir; spring bed and
spring mattress. l s'pose. sir?h Coun-
tryman-'No; want that kind that
kin no used all tho yoar around"--
Epoch
Mistress of tho House TO grocer 8
boy)-'Tell your employer to send a
boy better dressed next time , Boy
There amt no boy in town better
dressed nor what am. The grocer
dresses mo throe or four times a day.
and when gils home dad gives mo n
dressin' down tor Teams SJliHgs.
According TO, DONG you must
never heed any little accident you
should happen to meet with when out
any where. IL looks vulgar When
you unwittingly sit down upon,a lady's
very best bonnotJ don't appear con-
cerned. but smile lploasautlS and act
rs II nothing hadA happened. Other
wise, it wOs'ld appear as II you thought
II tho only bonnet sholhad. - lid Bits.
My little boy is wonderfully POI
Ito" said tloting mother tho other
dag And yet it is recorded of the
'fcry polite little gboy that he left 0
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-06-29
Why He Liked Chicago

A Texas man started North on his
bridal tour, and did not make his re-
appearance until eighteen months
from the date of his departure. He
was met by o friend. who. after ex-
changing congratulations with him.
asked him what pc; ton OF the coun-
try that he had visited during his trip
he was most pleased with lie an
swercd "lllinoiS"
"on what account" queried his
friend, 'for its natural, its business OF
its social attractions"
Neither; for its legal attractions.
My wife and / were divorced there ~
7cras Si7ings
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NEWSPAPER BoREs.
A Few OF the Crosses which tho Average
Journalist Has TO Hear.

A Few OF the Crosses which tho Average
Journalist Has TO Hear.
No ono who has had tho least expert.
cnce in newspaper office will dispute
me when l say that the journalist also
has far more than his share Of borcs
to endure. His life is largely mado
up OF crosses of this kind. which he is
compelled to take up and carry every
day he sits Mt his desk. The bore APP
pears early in the day when the busy
newspaper man is getting comfortably
TO work, and is putting in his big
lloks;n he comes in later when tho
editors desk is covered with copy,
and the man in change has all he caa
attend to without listening TO other
matters; he "bobs up servnelyn when
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Their Business Booming.

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