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Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

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I n il m 40 q 10 n m II n n n 4 ~. n h,
N "A NJ % and Il n n.
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Is, % a Tea 10 o., 20 b .. n.
ror gnester texpressl - 10 Az w
,.M - 81 - m.' ~ ~ ezA ssn 7oe ant
wy us - .,
Accommodationi 80 Im IuA y IN 10 10 Il
M asa 1G ~ ~ ann 10 y D. "a.
rev York % % go $50 90 8 ", ~ Ml
n. .E.n, i~s AZ, bA, 's1A IoA
For West Chester, via LAmokin. Q 70 Ant
~ H. N, a,S " s sr doo ?: m; ,..,., 80,
ti9ns, e =: N. u g and p p. n; go,
MI z % and Il 9 Z; m,
baltimore and Bay Line, - p. N.
Bsltimore and Washfn gton, f2s, tsA eM
~ AND y " .. M, IL %, Il ", n, a. III,
bH and = ~ y. M.
Trains Tor Delawsre Division leave for:
rev oasue 2 ", ~ 2. M, II DO, zbA 10
" p. M, AND u ~ Might
Georgetown and Lewes, Q 30 g. m, 80 .. M,
s aen sop., $500 nv m,
harrington, Deimar, and way stations, ~
Q. M, IL BOP. IN:
Express Tor Harrfngton, 20 p. m. Wa,
train, - P. m. ,
Express ior Dover, Harrington, and Del
mar, " 90 Might.
EHpIs:s fos APE essTIs., Old Point Com.
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xhs following games were played
As PhiladslpAia-Philadslp d
indianapolis, ..
Al New York-Nsw York. 81 Detroit,
9.
A. wa.hlnsson-washlns.on, 4
Plttsburg. 8.
Al Boston-Bostop, s; Chicago, 2.
Al Olese,and-OlevelAnd, IL, Ath.
letic, 8.
AZ St. Louis-s,. Louis, II; Louis
ville, 8.
Al Kansas oity-Kansas City, Ill Gin
cinnAti, Is.
Al Baltimore /; Brook
Ign, A.
The Brooklyn Club hiss no postponed
games. kfXze fa7QN
Cleveland Is to give stemmeS q
another trial.
Base ball has been introduced into
Germany.
Kelly claims that his salary for um
piring for the League will be So. 900.
The Louisville Club lie negotiating
for three men now with the St. Loui,
Whites.
TIE Indianapolis Club ttspped into
sixth place yesterday, replacing Pitts
burg.
The Detroit Jr. base ball club again
defeated the Bed Rose club yesterday
by ecore of z TO 4.
Cincinnati won % out OF 81 games q,
the beginning Of the season, and re.
GENTLY lost IL out of ID games.
1t Is believed that Mccormick would
not play with Piitsburg on account Of
the poor showing Of the club.
The Athletics always play against
tsp nan In Cleveland-the regula,
nine there and old Hard Luck, the In.
v. Mobile.
Arthur Twins injury was not 30 &C.
serious as Of first reported. He play ed
yesterday without serious inconveni-
eooe from the finger.
Mulvey, OF the Phillies. strained him
self In Thursdays game and Mcclure
was put on third yesterday on account
Of his batting. He did not maintain
his reputation a. slugGer, however.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
SUMNER TERM

Begins April 10, Ends June "a, 'ss
New CLASSES and private Instruction IA
Voice, Plano, Viola, and all Drehessral Ia.
atIuments, Plano and Organ Tuning, Ora.
tory, English Branches, Fre0oh, Ger mar
and ltalien Languages, Drawing, Painting,
Modelling and Forfeiture. Tuittoa, GO Il
S25 per tera,. Lo1turo5 on Music, Ait, Lit
eTature, eto., by eminent specialtsts, and
General Oissssa, Reoi,AIE, eto, Tres to n
Irregular students. Board Gnd room IN tbs
New Homo, $500 10 ST.tO per wcsk. Rev
Oalendnr feea Address N z w ERnRANn
tONsERVAT TORY, TOuRiEE, III
iOrApklin So, Boston. ulI2QhE.lm
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

ID EMOVAL.
u Having removed to NO. 2Ie East
Fourth atreet, am prepared 10 do tin
and ehset iron roofing, RutterinE. epoutinE
and loe work OF all kinds promptly attended
70. Tin roofs repaired and painted. EST.
mates furnished when desired. Would be
plea6ed 10 see all my old customers and a.
n any new ones as may wtsh TO give me q
call. ALEXANDER CHAMBERS.
H.. al0-1m
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

NOIICE.-AT A MEETING or THE
IN DIRECTORS of the Clayton Building and
Loan Association the president, Joseph L.
Carpenter, Jr., was authors Vi TO receive All
monies due the association. The monthly
meeting will DO held In the Telegraph
building, Ihir a and Market streets, on Fri
day evening NEXT SAMUEL Ii. BAY.
Mako, Secretary and Treasurer, pro. tom.
l2-bt
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

Tomorrow promises to be from fair
% clolJy with lhuncer sho 4era over
the Lake region, aud stationary tenn.
peIatnEe, Monday fair to olo1dy, with
s,Atloasry Temperature e, and thunder
shower nssr the coasts.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

sCBKDULH IL zYFKCr, April 20 less
Trains leave nsiAwAfs avenue Depoe
East pUUND.
For Phiisdolphia ard Uhegtpr, CTS, n 30.
50, IS 800 COLO 70 and Hll II O. m; CO, o 90,
8 6s, Is 20. b26, lao, 7 80, IS 40 and So p. m
nj co, 6o,s $50 70. Is, sO..s IS and Is
In. m.
For Singerly, accommodation, daily II 30
.. N.
For Baltimore. accomm odation, dAriy ex
For Chicago and PIttsburE, express. daily
Cincinnati and st. Louis express, daily
II SO . m.
baltimore accommodation, daily sIb p m.
daily 8 40 pm.
Singorly accommodation, daily 30 p m.
EOH E4hNDs9BEa3, 8 10 a. E.hundar
Only, HOO q. N. dAis except Sunday, IS
TrsinD ieAys Masket Street Station:
ESl Phils6siphis aa5 p. N. daily. FOR
Baltlno 70 P. H., daily. Yer IssLden
,sra ESQ and u.oc q. d. aEilJ, except San.
dsy;W.IS u on sunday enly E.Ss End' $50
In. n, dSuT,
Pittsburs. ohisaEo Gsd g.. louis express
Trains III ifilniaSson-E.ssys PsIasA
phia, daily, ~ %, lp.oo, Ell co q, NJ, II 90
noon, I q, 500, 50, akro, eco. elO, 10 10,
Daily, except Sunday, Lso. $50 a. "a, 9,
N.2A. and 6Ro 2. IN.
SUNDAYS only, s.n q m.
Express t-k,nsA
RATES TO WESTERN FotRTs LOWER THAN
VIA ANY OTHER LINZ.
W. M. OLEMENTB, u. C.SOULL
Gonr MANAGER. GSnp Pa. Agssi
TeIeDn0ne no. Iva.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
Railroad & MeIChanI,' Cafe,

no. ne FRENCH ST VIII, Del,
aor Ladies q Geniomon. Few doorB above
L, Is d, Y, X. Station. "a Gals a I.uSehss a
a w., 70 10 miinisht daily exec t andeys,
fichiekeFsi Exlursl0niats and Hougskoeners
supplied with lBuodas, a. the cato or th(Ir
homee N lsats ( Baskets losled on dc
Pos't oi TAiae' 70 barof bqu9fa, ie9eOd ,lu
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
UNIVERSITY or VIRGINIA

SUMMER LAW LECTURES tnin
weekly begin 18th July, 1854 and end 18th
september. Hayc proved Of sigua use, LIST,
at this or other aw Sch DOL I'D To those who
propose to read privitely; and 3d., to prscti:
lioners, who have not had the advantage Of
systematic destruction. For circular apply
Il. .. University Of Va, to JOHN. b. MINOR,
Prof. Gem. and State Law. ml7-eod-dSw-l m
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

Take it straight through
and the best, handsomest,
ARREST line of Crlnkled Seer.
suckers in the market to.
day, at the price, is on oul
counters at 12Ac.
navy
black
Plump go inches wide.
Three widths Of crinkles-1,
/, and ] inch. But qualify
Is the strong point. Toss a
fold in air; it almost floats.
Try to tear it; like leather,
Tough and light. And
dressy! You can build il
into as cosy a costume al
need be for happy go-lucky
wear.
The &C Seersucker has been
I2b. A choice Sc line in
cream.
Northeast Of centre, next main aisle.
They look like lowered
silk, those French Sateens.
The never-ending wonder is
that cotton is at the bottom
of it all. Newest designs and
color mixiDgs fill a big coun
ter. No other root in
America covers SO full and
fresh a gathering of the
choicest, neatest, latest pat.
terms in
sulphur and black
sulphur and brown
sulphur and gobelin
sulphur and green
gobelln, cream and cardinal
gobelin, cream and terra Gotta
navy, tan and cream
and 1t isn't a struggling piec,
of two of a sort that W.
show you; heaps! 371c.
l
Some designs of this quail
ity that have been picked
from are 25.
/ Peerless Sateens, 12lc.
Northwest of centre.
i Plenty of midsumme
stufs get into the Combina
ton Robes at the Remuan
counter. Wide-awake buy
ers are carrying them ava
,, by the dozen every da,
: They save half, maybe, an
have none of the worry an
I, fret OF matching. More tia
j. three hundred OF these daint
; Robes are on the countt
: this morning:
. Camel's-hair Grenadine,
II $500.
d Atwood Batiste,
10 s. 90.
l. Thin Crepe Armure,
al $3.50 and $500.
"a Plaid Bengaline,
AL $3.50 and $3.50.
There's the liveliest XIII
of a racket in Braided Satee
IN and Bingham Robes, too:
Braided satoen Robes, "a from So.
* Braided Bingham Robes, S. from g. ,
IS.
Three or four coIors; half
'Ir dozen combinations; suit
n. to the season.
th Northwest of centre.
lei A lot of large plaid T
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

DOoKS-FARMINa WITH GREEN
- Msnures. The fourth edition now
ready. Prise, bound IN Paper 6S cents, 10
cloth 81. VII be scat for cash, free OF bos.
te9o. Addre Q, DIX. HARLAN, Whining.
ton Del. las ss.sm
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

NOTICE-I WILL COMMENCE ON
l Monday, April ., to regulate, seal and
stsmp All weights and measures used in New
Castle County this year. All work left at
residence, 1885 Poplar street. Wilmington,
Del, Will receive prompt attention.
JACOB DEAKYNE
Regulator Of Weights and Measures.
AlO- GIN cod
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
bSate OF the temperate

btate OF the Temperature
~ Che REPUBLICAN, office to-day, in
shs anGde.
o'clock 10 orolook 70 o,cloo,.
80 800 go
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

NOTICE-THEJ. A. CRANSTON co.
lOe King htr'et have now on sale, Ter
tillLers In small packages, for grass, plants.
cemetery lots, roses, and all kinds OF flowers
making quick growth. Bone a special prepa,
ration for chickens. Agents wanted. ans I'm
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
ATLANTIC GARDEN
NO. 9a4 KING STREET.

NEW LIVERY.
~ Inc uhdefeigned having rented sta
sezYn, hles on Now Oas'ls ave. c.x-11 II,
.te1sA bns, South Wilmington, AaSS5S
VIII kasp horgss and Carriages 10 hiro ~ IN
Vines. FassGageFl Qd truUE taEen Ia am
from raaIoad s,fti - ct Bhor etice.
Tslseh:ae H,=i, zs, '' R IA;
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
MoxHunR.
NOTICE.


Notice 10 hereby given that the following
provision OF q city ordinance, In relation 70
srssRers Or osSsr sr!%sSi: within he city
limits will be strictly enfercedi
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

nRESSMAKlNg TAUGHT BY THE
~ tailor system. free OF charge. for the
next two weeks. We make this offer to in
troduee tho system; ono can learn in o lew
days or evenings what would take them
months In shop. MISS y. NEEDHAn,
10 CT 7oS Il. eth ssreet.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

nREssM AKTR WISHES A FEW EN-.
~ EARaments by the day or week. fittinn
and drApering. FiratclasB references given
" desIrod. Addrtss l.. d., this Office. IL sta
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

pOARDEkS ANTED. - FRONT
~ rooms, second story and others at lo2
1RtnRn siIee:. l3-otA
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rubns sa,M

|PU.s.....iO SALE OF 30 EIz5 or AZ.
az viii sen at my s.aeI, q, ~
statex, r., between Msrh.n sN FIN n
'n.ng George Mahonis iiv.,and wsll
THURSDAY, JUNE M, , ,ss9l', 4
|on H..a =, - ! o'clock p. n,
|W n'so o. Kentucky and ssu,A. -
s,,,.,,s mead ,s Of good young mu,., ~
sn cr. peen carefully selected t ~, hora
hSs u Am0nB them will BE- iounI' tail al
insn.. RurPcse RORsEs. s,n and 90
sale 0 49, a above stable two Az, can a..
Aa months credit ' oen
L. ". stidhsm d SOD. A 4; y. TYSON =!
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

wILMIHGToN a. NoRTHeRN Il. X,
Time table in effect, May 18Th 1855. Trains
leave Wilmington French street, as follows:
FOR Reading, Blrdsboio, Joanna, Spring
Held, Waynesb1rg junction, Manor ,Pottsvllie
Ihmaqun, Allentown, Lebanon, Werners-
vile and all points on the Phiiadelphia and
Reading X. r.. 7.t0 a. N. and 240 D, m,
For Springfield, WAynebburg Junction
Coatesyille, Fmbreevlle, Lenape, Chaddi !
Ford and Dupont's and intermediate points,
Z QO u. M, ana co p. m.
For Coalesvllle and intermediate points at
100 a. M, 2.40 and SEQ n. m.
For west Chester, 100 a, M, 30 and 500
p. MI.
Daily except Saturday and Sunday.
For New Bridge and intermediate points.
q 10 p. m. and on Saturday onlg Gt 8. 20 and
II. lb p. m.
On sunday for Reading and intermediate
points, at SOS a. M, and for Springfield and
/ intermediate points At 800 y. M.
A. q. McUAUSLAND, BUWNFSS BRIGGS.
SUPERINTENDENT. Gen'l Pass. Agit.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
WAN Am AN Ek'5

PHnADHLPHIA. Saturday, June 10, lsss
Store open all day.
A thousand things in the
store get no word in the pa
pers for every one that does,
Take the thousand for grant
ed. You know anything thai
ought to be here is here, and
as cheap or cheaper than
anywhere else.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
WILMINGTON STEAMBOAT co.
STEAMERS <wT1aNn
BRANDYWINE xrGrz.A
AND <Esssss6 49, 49, = RSssF

CITY OF CHESTER. @A7An
On and after Saturday, June lo:h, will
lsavc Fourth street wnerf daily, (SunluYig
lnoludeo,) at and 10 a. ~; l2t6 and d.l6 D.
IN.
For Marcus HOOK 4, N. and AIS D. m,
only.
Boats leave Chestnut street wharf, PhilA
delphia, at and 10 a. IN, and Ia and 4
Up. N.
Telephone No 81.
40 freight received for Marcus Hook OF
Chester.
N.b.-Cn Sunday SD extra beat will leave
Wilmington at 0 30 p. m; aso leave phila-
dalpL ia at o IS D. M me.u
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16
NAPHTHA
FOR
GASOLINE STOVES

If you use gasoline stove 1t is strictly
necessary to get PURE NAPHTHA, thus
you avoid danger, bad odors and expense.
We have sold thousands of gallons during
the past five years and without a single
accident reported from using our naphtha
We deliver free to all parts OF the city.
Cans furnished free.
Daily Republican., 1888-06-16

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/ RENT.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-11-30
A Hemp Hacienda i'm Yucatan.

There are no less than three hundred
poems and wOrkmen employed on this
estate, and everybody seems busy and
happy. Every servant we met saluted
US with CHEEKY buenOs dias (goOd-day),
and when we left all added to their re-
gretful farewell an earnest "tO God 7
commend YOU" Outside the hacienda
walls the homes of the IabOrers are
scattered along the road, curious clip
tical huts with stone walls and matched
roofs. At sunset, when the chapel bell
sounded for OraciOn or evening PRAYER.
all the poems and WOrkmen, male and
female, gathered about with reverent
faces. When it was finished they came
IN procession, one by one, and wished
their masters and ourselves buenOs
nOches (gOOd-night). In every portion
of Yucatan this is the universal custom,
servants and children never falling to
give this salutation of peace as the
last stroke of the vesper bell dies upon
the air. We had intended to go on
that night, but yielded to earnest en-
treaties to remain-the more readily,
perhaps, because every one of us was
suffering horribly from garriopotas
wood ticks), with which the whole
peninsula abOunds They are tiny
itching, fostering bodily in the wounds
they make. 1t is impossible to travel
here without enc0untering them. and
the only remedy is to keep ones self
we'll saturated with petroleum, and
change ones clothes every time a tree
is passed. For dinner, in addition to
the usual eggs, frejoIes and tortillas,
we had turtle-sOup, roast pig, claret
and honey. Let me tell you how that
pig was cooked, in the national way de
rived from the3E forefathers-the same
manner "a -rhicn BernaI Diaz says those
respectable people cooked men and
wOmen-"by a sort Of oven made with
heated stones, which are put under
ground. A hole was dug in the court
yard, large fire kindled in it, and
kept burning until it was heated like
an oven. Two clean stones were placed
in the bottom, the dressed pig laid
upon them and covered with leaves and
bushes, packed down so closely as bare
" to allow the smoke to escape. The
result was q barbecue of finest flavor,
which even an enemy to pork must adj
mIFe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-11-30

thing out of the common run until the
other day.
McGufin is my next door neighbor,
on the south, and has but recently
moved into this village.
He is a benevOlent-looking old gen
tleman, of about fifty summers, and
has struggled through existence from
birth with a totally bald head.
He says his grandfather was scalped
by the Indians out West somewhere,
and he thinks it took" and has become
hereditary in the family.
But McGuffin's bald head has moth
ing to do with this story; but 1 thought
L would mention it, as a bald-headed
mans story generally carries more of
an air of truth with it than one told by
those supplied with a hirsute covering.
L stayed at home, one fine day last
week, to prune our aged cherry tree in
the yard, and had Just finished the Job,
and seated myself under the shade of
the tree to rest myself with q quiet
smoke and meditation on the happiness
and appetites of those who earn their
bread by the sweat of their brow, when
McGuffin, who had been critically
watching the pruning operation from
his porch, came up to the fence and
looked over at me.
you didn't see the remains of any
cat in your yard this morning, did you ?"
he quered, introductively, as he helped
himself to a seat on the top rail, and
vigorously secured his head with Il
large cotton handkerchief.
I told him / didn't. and asked him
Why.
Il didn't know. fired most of my
furniture at some cats on the fence last
night, and / Oughter to have killed
some of 'em. Blast the drafted cats "a
And he mOpped his face more vigor-
OuslY than ever.
Il guess you don't like cats, I vent
ured to remark.
y should say mott that is, he
hastily added, I never saw but one
admired, and that was q mechanical
one; could lick any dog on the hill
down home" ct may be as well to
state that his home is somewhere IN
Maine.)
1 said nothing, but watched him
through the rings Of tobacco smoke.
al never saw anything like 1t, he
continued. "a tramp printer by the
name of Billjoy wandered into the
town down there one summer, and
getting a situation on the OXFORD
County Bear, married and settled
down. He was the greatest man OF
inventions I ever saw; always putter
ing away at something or other
He had IA large house-cat which
met with a sudden death one night
He took the skin, stuffed 1t, and fixed
sort of internal machine In it, anC
had it arranged so you could wind i
up set It a-going on the ground ane
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-11-30

Grove, where the contest was to be
held.
"a place had been roped off, q re-
serve of cOnstables detailed to keep
back the crowd, and the Oxford Buff
falO Brass Band given a station in a
large hay-rack just emptied of a load
of maidens from the Tarsel Academy.
Ground had been rented for booths,
and the merry crunch of the frislzy
peanut, the gurgle of the red lemon
ade, and the steady champ and dull
plop of the pink spruce gum was heard
on every side, the appearance of the
grove suggesting an early spring circus
or fall fair.
McGufin paused, and as he had
looked rather lOngingly at my pipe, 1
passed it over to him, and after polish
ing the stem off under his arm and
getting it in running order, hs con-
tinued:
Presently BilIjoy arrived with his
cat under his arm, attended by a cOterie
of friends, followed shortly after by a
team containing Jenkins and the dog.
After the dog had been put in the ring
and tied to a stake, Col. Bangs, of the
! Daily Bangle, was chosen referee, and
he proceeded at once to business. On
placing the cat in the ring, the dog
hOwled and tore at his chain IN vain
! endeavOr to reach the cat, and his
rating on the bookings jumped to 10
to 1.
1.-The excitement was intense, even the
Farseu maidens letting their ends OF
/ gum rest heedlessly In their mouths.
Presently BillJOy stepped into the ring,
/ braoed the cats legs apart, pressed a
( sUring, and jumped back with an all
right; letter goP
With a snap the leash was thrown of
the dog and he gave a rush and jump
! toward the cat. He seized an ear and
/ tugged; not move. He let go his
/ grip and stared.
/ We then heard a subdued sort OF
rumble in the bowels of the cat, and
/ suddenly it gave a bound of about six
feet up in the ~, and came down In Its
tracks. The next moment the dog made
a rush, grabbed the cat by the throat,
and commenced to worry it. Still not a
sign Of disqmetude on the part of the
cat.
zone of the deacons was about to
hedge on his bet, when suddenly some
thing snapped in the cats neck, and
the quiet spectacle of a large, over
grown dog, holding a little inOffensive
cat by the throat, disappeared, and
nothing was visible but a gray and tar
halo of hair, claws, and dirt, with
few sparks of fire, as the chilled iron
teeth of the cat crunched on some par
ticularly hard bone.
Round and round the ring went the
revolving cyclone halo, humping up
against the stakes, and occasionally
making an entire circuit without touch
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-11-30
HIRAM HAYRICK ON FAMILY CARRIAGES.



T'other day when I nd up 20 town for Lizy's
Tidy it Would drive ye crazy plum the sights
But the biggest hunabus of 'en all I've seed fer
Was he Mayors Bran'-now carriage. thet I
Cost most S-s thousand dOllars-countin out
In the front ii driver sot an some pore fener
hung on behind;
1t was lust a sight TO see the critter bObbin' up
Like the actor in the cirkis tibet they call the
funny clown.
NOW ef thet amt fuss an LumDug Wus'n eny
Vvnar ya Git en- I'd as leaf spend nickel fer to
Amt wagon good enough fer folks eff it hes got
An think q qaiit'd sarve as wen as them air
Don't the Bible ten US. Tidy, how 1t ali he'd
Thet the bles5id Savior rid Jerusalem's streets
He'd s-hed a fancy carriage ei He thought fer
But He sot a good example an we orter TO dothe
rest.
Thar's q line an He has drawed it, ef we want
An it never Kin be did eff we so touerin' every
Now I'd Tuther up an foot it fer dozen mile
Than 10 be a-hoppin' up an down like monkeys
Thar's the sqpire's single buggy, thot is ruther
But it wouldn't hurt him either Of he'd travel on
his IeoJ.
He's taEin' things too easy fer the solid rules
An his Iaziness increases in proportion to his
wealth.
Fer example, take the Joneses, who could bust
the village bank,
Ef they on'y had a mind to- an jest give an easy
yank.
Them's the sorter people, Tidy. as might hev a
But ole Jones is quite determined to keep on the
Say, it seems a scrter curious Daddy Larkins
doesn't try
Fer to git fancy carriage, so thet he kin pass
When we 90 to neetin. sundys, an kin nod his
head an say:
Wall, now, howdy, Brother HayrickI aren't we
out in style to-day?'
What He's bought buggy, Tidy? Did hear
ye tell it right?
By the peranids Of Equip, ye hev thrun me in a
NOW, how air we goin' to fix it-an' pore Lizy'u
feel ashamed,
JOggin' long in our ole wagOn-Tildy, III be
switched an blamedt
Eff don't sell of some cattle an come out in
bigger style,
With adouble-seated carriage thetu make the
kabOOdle smile.
Yes, we Orter heV carriage-passin' over what
I said
Fer we've got to beat the Larzins folks. an keep
a lap aheadl
--CH[clgO LedgST.