Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-01-22
SOOTHING SOCIETY.
See the Smoke From ~sronbsI's seething
SciLtillations.

- !" Wv WITT ~ ~
that he can prove 1t. Hts wrath IL
uncomfortable when called by this
nom-de.plume. He says he wouldn't
write such social swim. All right
Doc, keep your temper while we will
try to improve our style. You
needn't feel lonesome, because one
other beside yourself has been accused
of these heiDou- distortions, the other
is one Of the genial bank clerks who
K res to Ill the parties aud Is altogether
in the swim. A. there are four of
them / leave the re piers OF the JOUR.
NAL to guess which one.
The principal thing that society has
c,urted The past week has been the
cunfortable coal stove. Strictly fami.
~ gathering, around the lire place
have been very appropriate for this
cold weather. Wah the mercury
paying hide and seek 10 the lower
end VI the glas. tube, disappearing at
a 40 and so gait, does not give much OF
An impetus to -ociahl'ity OF any kind
outside Of the family circle. The
young man who calls, il, OF course,
treated to the easy chair, drawn close
to the stove, while b" pleasantly rs
sists at the ceremony of coal heaving
from the hoi, aud keeps time to his
con versation with the nickel handled
poker.
On Thnr.iiy, six Of the bon-tOn
young me We're the fortunate posrs-
sors of invitations to the swell german
given at Fort Keogh. They wer.
Messrs. WeIrick, Wiley, DR.. Redd.
Judge Butler, II. f. Bachelor aud
ElnerB ,tchelor, who, through indispo.
sltion, was Obliged to send his regrets.
They reported "A pleasant entertain.
ment aud kind treatment. Those who
were not 50 rOnsy RECALLED themselves
with the thought that although they
had no invitation, they can, by the
price of u ball ticket, dance othe same
music as often as they want to pay for
IL.
Thursdly evening the Cloyer-leaf
Euchre Cub were entertained ty their
brightest member MissJennie Hodges
and Mr.. Elmer Bachelor, al the resi-
dence. OF tue Scott sisters on Sixth
street. Toe playing vas brisk and
the euchres on lone hands were mum
erous. | am told that the supper and
tout ensemble were all that could be
wished for or tx! ected.
Next week m the ever pleasant
Club reception or bali. On Thursday
evening they wall introduce the fourth
of the series. and il is intended TO
make it a jolly aud soul stirring rs any
of the former ones
By the way, what's become Of the
Arcadian club which started under
such suspicious circum stances. l
wonder how the treasurer carne out
with the funds. and if he didn't have TO
stand more than his share "for curr.nt
expenses
.'Glad tidings of great joy" to all ye
cranky bachelors, wnat do you think
is about u drop" A bona fide leap
wear ball with all its accessories tie
careful how YOU pronounce tau last
word Harry, including a free lunch,
free hacks, everything free, all to be
done by the ladies'. This l have heard
from a third party and give it on my
btst imation and belief. What
an epidemic of "huttern will peryade
the breasts Of the gang until the
"invited"have been decided u~pon;who
Is to be who? Further particulars
will be given next week If 1t IL posi-.
ble for me t. catch on.
Miss Bessie McElrath, n Of our
most successful school teachers, has
returned from u visit ~ her parents In
New York. Miss Bessie iss general
favorite with her pupils and has many
friends who welcomed her back ,glss. es
and all.
Poor Elmer, with the roseate cheeks,
has been lightly indisposed by the
swelling OF the parotid glands, CON-
mouly known as the humps, He Is
doing well at last accounts.
VINO sits by the stove with a nice
little girl aud never noticed that the
6re had gone out?
What two petite people are some
what mashed on each other but don't
know IL themselves?
| would like to know when Lee II
going to finish taking stock, 30 he car
make those calls he promised? Why
Billy don't let the wind whistle
through his whiskers this winter
Why Charley ]. puts a clean collar OF
very day and closes early every night
How old Angus was on his 3lst birth
day?
AS the weeks pass by l commenc
TO feel more at home with your reade.
amp think that by perseverance, 1 ma.