The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-08-30

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The hell boy 30, iLe change snd The land
iSrd got ,he rosi
Tie man Who says be will welcome
death ss release irom a life made up OF
sorrows. generally senda FOR four doctors
wL.a L. has ftn rf,itr
= The ~aliE has entered upon its one
Lpndrtd aud Hfst scsson. We supposed
thai great many more years had elapsed
since tho beginning Of The whirlcd.
City ioaos Lady TO fsrmeD whist
ii6d q tree Is THAR Farmer That is
beech tree" ''How SINGULAR didn't
suppose beech trees grew any where except
81 the seaside, +"
"A good many editors who have passed
ioriolrably young men up 10 the present,
are eisiug themselves away 10y Publishing
their persoDsl rccollec,ions Of the log
cabin esmpsien OF 1870
ibid your son take the yaledictory in |
COLLEGE, said gentleman to lady who
was enthusiastically praising her boy
mo indeed be didnt,' she replied with
pride. "He is the heal,biest boy you ever
saw
Jack Hndup (sho aissys iorsets TO
repay III say old fellos. lend inc 81,
will your have nothing but large bill
Ia my pocket" Friend lsho has been
caught bcion) Whose is it, your
iailorsY"
Alter the musicale Miss Screecher -
Well. dear. bow was my voice to night
Did IL Ill the room Miss yeraciiy AT
fns II did, but aiterwsrd - Miss
scfeecher Well Miss yeracity : IL
empiied It.
We are told 10 poem that "the hand
tbat rocks The cradle is the hand that rules
The world This is. no doubt pretty
selilmant; bul tic author ought TO know
that about eight women out Of ten rock
the cradle with their feet.
Keep the boys on the farm, says an
agricultural exchange. Beg pardon. but
friend 81 ours owns = frnit farm about
eight miles ont OF town, aud he says j,
takes all bis time, two dogs and shotgun
10 keep the boys OF the farm.
"A New York politician is 80 fond OF
being 'deadbeaded" everywhere that
when some Of bis friends were debating
how TO gel him to attend church one Of
them said: Charge an admission fee and
he'll be after pass before breakfast.
Funny mans little boy: Papa what
does the senate do with iresties2" Funny
man; My son, il oddities fisheries treaties
and ratiles Chinese treaties There. now
run away and laugh, and let the gray mat
ter In papas brain have chance to recu.
pcfate.
Mama" said young lady. 'whst
would be an appropriate present to give
George You know We are not engaged
ysiS' "How long has he been calling
npon your" "About two years" ''rheD
think a pretty plain hint will be the
proper thing TO give him. .
= Dry goods clerk TO lady looking at
mourning goods) = that is an excellent
piece VI goods, madam. Lady-Will il
do up nicely Clerk %. yes. madam.
sold some Of that Grape 10 Mrs. Smith
several years sso.and today she is wearing
IL ior her third husband.
The English language is wonderful
for lis sptncss Of expression When
number OF men and women get together
and look Vt each other from both sides OF
= room that's called ''sociable' When
a hungry crowd call upon poor minister
aud eat him out Of house and home that
Is called ''ionaiion party"
- Mrs Positive insisted that barrel Of
Aour be exchanged All attempts 10 have
her Try IL sesia ~ere futile. After another
barrel had been sen, for the one returned
she haid the trouble with the irsi1one WAS
'lhs, il 81 -een letters on the head and
shs never cosii get good bread out OF
f1ns that came from such barrel
There Is o0e person 10 Cornwall who
thinks sn animal may know Too much
Monday. slils be vas sdmifipg the bean.
~ Of ha iayonie Gov, imagine bis sur
Prise 10 see Der ias,en her horns into the
limbe Il an apple tree. shake II. then pich
pp The apples. These proceedings were
con,iaued until she bad satisfied her
spfiQeii,e
IA lar harbor story Is TO tho effect