Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1888-06-07
WIT AND hi NOR.

II tHlIsN-lND II Tue lAt'@id- p'iut
what is tie squeezing point? Two in
the shade -PHck.
Browning is revising some Of MS
earlier poems. He is afraid somebody
has ciphered out their meaning By this
time Pittsburg Chronicle.
Nine-tenths of the pianos now made
are upright pianos. but nine-tenths of
the pianists at large are downright
nuisances.- Boston B1ldget
He-"Do you believe in high license,
Fannie?" What kind of license
marriage license?" He changed the
subject Washington critic.
The man who is looking for some
thing to do rarely finds anything, but
If he is willing 70 DO anything he can
always find something. Tid-Bits.
You can't always judge the size Of a
mans bank account By the artistic
beauty of the picture on the outside Of
his office safe. - S0merUtlle Journal
Old gentleman TO convict What
is the most Objectionable feature you
find in prison life, my dear friend?"
Convict Visitors. '-Aetc York. SIM.
Bessie-How radiant Clara looks! l
wonder if Jack has proposed? Maude
(Clara's riyaD-Proposed! You mean
you wonder if he has accepted. -Iotcn
Topics
Young bachelor-''I see Mrs John
Sherwood says American men are the
most indulgent husbands the world. y
Married man" Humph! We have to
be- omaha World.
discrepancies in my accountsp" re-
peated the bank cashier indignantly;
mot bit of it. The accounts are all
right to mill. The trouble is with
the cash. - SomeruHle Journal.
Washington hostess Giving an eve
ming party james, are the ambu-
lances at the door?" James Yes.
maam.n Washington hostess Then
you may announce supper. Life
The freak who writes and eats with
his feet is proud of the feasibility Of
his bio toe. He says it has earned as
much money by its writing rs ever
Harriet Beecher-Stowe did.-Nelo Iors
Zf{5Uic.
Mrs. Lille Devereaux Blake thinks
women would make good sol
diers. They might until somebody
was seen going to the rear with an eX-
ceptioually attractive bonnet. - Bur-
ARgtoa Free Press.
The days are now no longer than the
nights, but they are still much too
short for man who has to explain 10
his wife how it happens that he calls
her Lulu in his dreams while her
uame is Jane. full Rirer Ad0nlce.
Mr.. Equalrights ~ suppose, my
love, that you pickedup good deal Of
interesting knowledge ut the Women's
Congress. Mrs. E.-"Dear me, YES!
1t isn't often that one has a chance to
inspect 5000 bonnets ut oncen'-Life.
yes said the amateur actor,
mournfully, II had the leading role,
but the audience evidently thought l
was intended for supe." "Why?n
because wren appeared they threw
vegetables upon the stage. - Boston
courier.
Dumley Brown wants to bet me
500 that in ten years more New York
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come IN pieaset o. tete e. oon I.
know "elC 20 lue lll'.''lIJ uuIl'iS5
len" ar uo'i IAN o. e. uui az. ~
ways TOOK my A'O on NA"u .ue
angels iitcH 'ile'r voices III "elcol'''n9
song )---l"!'e'
M2uic-'Alamma, can't | 90 over to
hll'E , house ana P'al '"HlIc. NAM
ma NFr,N''ailHGly y ""Il h"o"'
uear' T. you '"u =" ~ - "
niue ""lte' N'iliie ..IciS
Imam" YOU hi'lItlla J. " o'e"'
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Oily dear" said "a young lady to her
husband as SHE was Io'N'hg over lhe
oe,,spono,. ,.,yb,t are nrpfarrod credit
ors o. ..Tbe,- are thnLtbo the credit
ms who nryer send IN tbeir bins.