The Red Cloud chief., 1888-08-03
P:.::c-'iT

A shOcraa GER .: Atlanta. Ga, lately
completed a pair Of shoes that are four
teen inches long. ). wide and 81 deep.
The One-story frame cabin in
which Andrew johnson served his ap-
premiership rs a tailor is still standing
in Columbia. Tenn.
True it is what 1.-The good men do
= Oft inferred with their bones" but
it is not frequently necessary to enlargs
the coffin for that purpose. -Eoston
Post.
"A human subject without collar
bones has been met with in a ST. Louis
dissecting room. This structure is that
OF most Of the vertebratcs. such as
lions. bears. etc.
-BlObson says that Snagsb: is so
r~ascally that he should think he would
be afraid to count his own money for
fear some Of it would be missing when
he got dOne.-EurHnytor Free Press.
The man who was kicked out py
his eel says his experience shows that
three removes are not One-tenth part
as bad as one ..fire."-yoUrual Of Edu-
c:-'iOn.
Wife-'.John. the new maid told
me that yOu tried to kiss her this MORN
ing" Husbanl-'.What. And l paid
her a dollar to say nothing to you
about it. Discharge her ut once.
Such 4 person is not to be trusted.-N.
!. San.
-Lambrequin-"Ther is Brown
crossing the street; let us turn down
here and get out of his way" Robin
sOn-''What's the matter? DO you W
him any thing?" IIambrequin-'.No;
but he has just got back from q weeks
fishing excursion life.
Rich host Ito poor relation)-''The
duck - m to be pretty much all gone.
James. How would you like some Of
the dressing?" Poor relatiOn-'That
will do nicely. sir; and il there is any
left you might give me a small piece of
the quack."-Tsras Sit1ings.
Happy man Ito fair widow)-"And
shall We have a ro,sing wedding. dar-
ling. q fine supper. dancing. music. and
all that sort Of thing?' Fair widow
''N-nO. think not. John. dear. We
must remember there was a funeral in
the house only q short time ago.
The Epoch.
"A married lady declined to tell q
maiden sister any Of her troubles. say
ing: Where ignorance is bliss. it's
folly to be wise" YES" replied the
sister. land I've come to the conclusion
that when singleness is bliss it's folly
to De wives"
Nothing else is 80 calculated ia
work on mans sympathies as the sight
Of young mans painful effort at I'M
concern while he is scratching his
brow with the hand with which he
would have tipped his hat to a young
lady if she hadn't cut him dead
Dying benedict--'.I bequeath every
to my wife. Have you got that
Lawyer-''Yes." Dying bene-
condition that she marries
a year" Lawyer-'.But why
insist upon that" Dying benedict
because l want somebody to be sorry
that l died."-Harper's Ba.ar.
A man out West fell in a dead
faint the other day and the people
thought at first that it was heart dis
ease. Afterward the man recovered.
and it was found that he had sent for
= plumber the day before to do a little
work. and the plumber had come punct-
at the time he said he would
Journal.
Mrs. Blunt can't abide that
Smith woman: l believe l actually hate
Mr.. GoOde-"B But. my dear
Mrs. Blunt. you ought not to feel 80.
the Bible tell us to love u
,nemies?" 20. Yes. it is all very well
10 say love your enemies. but how can
one love them hen one's enemies hap
Den to be ones dearest friends:?"-
Transcript.
-''NOn-explOsivc dynamitee" Well
cdeed. Henry. we never heard of such
!. thing and consequently can't tell
where to find il. But We have nc
,Oubt that should the Government ad-
'crtise for 5000 pounds of high
proof. double force dynamite for tor.
some patriotic contractor
you'd find IA way of furnishing at
louble price Il kind of dynamite with
bout One-tenth the explosive force OF
vet sand.-Burtcttr.