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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
o..e way to Become Famous.

Author-You say the story has merit.
Then why do you hesitate about taking it,
Boos Publisher-Why, you see, sir, you
have not an established reputation Youare
not widely known yet. The announcement
of a story by you would not Of itself be suffi-
Gent to make a spontaneous demand for it.
Author-rve fixed all that Ihave friend
that is book reviewer, and as soon as my
story appears he is to brand it at once as a
plagiarism from one of Zola's earlier works
Chicago Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
LOCAL NOTICES.


Read the following: Mr.. c. II. Morris,
Newark. Ark, says: WAS taken down
with Abscess of Lungs, and friends and
physicians pronounced me an Ineurable
Consumptive. Began taking DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, am now
on my third bot and able to oversee the
work on my farm. 1t is the finest medi-
cine ever made"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says:
Had 1t not been for DIR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption l would have died
of Lung Troubles. Was given up by doc
tors. Am now In best OF health" Try it..
Sample bottles free at Chas. Ludlow &
Co.'s drug store.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
The Natural Result.

Peddler-I am introducing a new kind Of
hair brush which
Business Man dmpatiently)-Tve no use
for hair brush. Can't you s'e I'm baldi
Peddler-Yes, sir. Your lady, perhaps
Business Man-She's bald, too, except when
she goes out
Peddler-Yes, sir. Child ut home, proba-
bly,
Business Man-only a month old Bald
too
Peddler-Yes, sir. You keep q pet dog,
maybe
Business Man-We do; but it's hairless
dog.
Peddler tdesperately,-Cant I sell you q
fly trap, sirf-Chicago Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Mt tho Lawn Mower.

az hate to lake complaint, Mr.. Smith,
but that lava mower of yours is terrible
nuisance"
LEVIN mover! IhavenT got any lawn
mower"
"Havcn'G Cot ary lawn mower? Well,
that's gooll as though hadn't heard 1t
nirht and morning cyc- since moved
here. There! th:re goes tie ccnfounded
thing again!"
"Eut. nv der cir, that isn't lawn
mower. Tha.'5 ny son winding up bis
Waterbury "-2oston Transcript.
Mount Athos, which for long time has
been occupied by q so-called republic Of
Greek monks, composed of a great number Of
mouasteries, has been transformed by Russia
into complete fortress, fully equipped and
gsrrisoned
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Profit ,hle Emplorment.

Vigorous Friend-Well, George, how do
you feel today. and how do you employ your
timei
Confirmed Invalid-Oh, I'm feeling as mis-
cradle as usual, but I'm proitably employing
what time have.
v. F.-What are you doingl
C. l.-rm writing series Of articles On
"How to Always Enjoy Good Health. ~
Boston Budget
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup, for chill
ilren teething, is the prescription Of one OF
the best female nurses and physicians In
the United States, and has been used fol
years with neyer-failing success by millions
of mothers for their children. During the
process of teething its value is incalculable,
1t relieves the child from pain, cures dysen.
tery and diarrhaa, gripping In the bowels
and wind cole. By giving heaith to the
child 1t rests the mother. Price 25cs bottle
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
At Cross Purposes.

Commodore of the Quohog Yacht club
coming aboard unannouncedl-Our fellers
is going to have a darnce tonight Thought
mebbe you folks would like to shake leg
with us.
Mrs. Reginald Peyster Ten Eyck tfrigidly)
this localityl
Commodore-Wall, 7 you want to hev q
little game after th' ball, guess there won't
be no 'bjection, though we fellers most gen
orally get so full we couldn't tell g jack from
queen after Il o'clock-Judge.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
The Mercifuf Man.

Father-ohnnie, was very much grieved
last evening by seeing you abuse the dog
Cruelty to animals is sin which l cannot
pardon But why are you staring out Of the
window when am speaking to youi
81 see that Dingley's cow has broken into
our garden"
ait has, ehi Get me the gun, quick, and
III fill the darned brute with buckshot. "
Lincoln Journal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
THE YOUNG PEOPLE.

Yonng Philosopher Tackles an Esg
Problem.
Master Bobby's papa is the happy owner OF
Matching machine.
The other day, as the former was watching
chick energetically breaking its way
through its shell, he inquired:
~ see how he gets out, but however did ne
70 to work to get inin-Judge.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Justice-Do you know that you are
charged with the theft Of a poor laborer's
dinneri
Tramp-Yes, siri
J.-And did you know that you violated
the lawf
THO, sirl It was a case Of necessity,
and necessity knows no law.-Boston Bud
get.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Justly Proud OF Her.

''No, my wife is not good looking. In
fact, she's very homely. But she's good and
talented, and ! am proud Of her,"
'.She's of literary turn, believer
ayes, she is now contributing series. Of
articles to the newspapers"
'On what subjectf'
"How to be beautiful uL"-Lincoln Journal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
To Finish or With.

Lady tangrily to tramp at the back door,
You can't get anything to cat here.
Tramp tpolitely)-I beg your pardon
madam, I don't want anything to eat
have Just eaten a good dinner at the house ol
-FOUR neighbor, but if you could give me Z
small cup of coffee and cigarette you would
place nc under many obligations. Washing
f,, (tritir
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
The Great Atlantic Cable.

Every day brings us fresh proof Of the
great advantages afforded by the Atlantic
cable For instance, New York daily paper
prints cable dispatch stating that "a new
device is a Louis Philippe cravat, like those
our great-grandfathers wore" If the cable
had not been laid we should have been
obliged to worry along nearly two weeks
longer without this vital bit Of information.
-Norristown Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Tempering the Wind.

Wife-As a rule, my dear, aren't bow
legged men conceited about their personal
appearancel
Husband-As general thing they are, and
look upon it in the light of e mercifui dis
pensation OF Providence The Lord, you
know, tempcrs the wind to the shorn lamb
New York World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

First Whcelman--I can make it from here
TO Jugville in three hours.
Second Wheelman-Stumper says he can
do it in two.
First Wheelman-Oh, well, he is profes-
sional
Second Wheelman-B -Bicyclist, do you meanl
First Wheelman-No. Liar.-San Fran
cisco Examiner.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Settling a Railroad Loss.

81 was attorney for the railroad
twenty years ago." said Detroit lawyer yes
terday, "and one day went out to settle a
loss with woman She and her husband
had been struck at crossing and while she
was badly hurt he was killed outright and
horses and buggy smashed TO pieces. They
had the dead wood on Us for $1,000, as the
engineer did not signal the crossing. went
out to make an offer of about 81, 900. The
widow was not able to sit up and / stopped
at a store in the village and bought some
oranges and lemons and took them up.
When we finally got around to the matter Of
damages she said:
"Yes, it is a sad thing, and the railroad
was to blame, but | don't want to be mean
about it suppose the president and all of
'em are worried most to death, and suppose
l could stop all the cars from running, but
want to be Just. Your bringing up that fruit
proves how kind hearted you all are, and II
you could afford to give 81 600 Tll sign off. "
l made her accept 8, 900, and took her the
money myself. When she received it she
asked:
won't the road be crippledf'
"Oh, nor
Scars run just the sameP
ayes"
"And none of your folks are mad at meT
"No."
"Well, then, I'll take it, but If the road
should get hard up and want TO borrow it'll
find me ready to lend Detroit Free Press.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Too Late.

"Did you hear anything about dude
being drowned in the riverf' he askel, as he
sauntered into the office.
NO" replied the snake editor, "but We
heard that n fat had been sunk this morn
ing"
"Awi you have the news, I see Good
day"
'1Ta, tai Next time bring US one through
whose whiskers the agitated atmosphere has
not moaned. "-Pittsburg Chronicle Tele
graph.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Not Taught Right.

A somewhat unpolished mother of very
charming daughter was recently heard to
say: 81 don't intend lettin' Emily so back to
Nine Warnings school They don't teach
'em right. Now, don't knew so very much
myself, but never would tell my child that
TX spells nine. It's absolutely ridiculous. ~
Harper's Magazine.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

"Have you any data on which to base Q
representation of the duration Of the pres
snt period Of excessive caloric in the circum-
ambient atmosphere asked young woman
with spectacles of a man at the Union station
yesterday. "Yes'm," was the reply, ''the
next train for Boston leaves in half an hour.
-Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
The Woods Are Full Of Such Men

A blizzard" representative witnessed q
novel sight in a country store yesterday
where farmer actually refused to buy his
wife calico dress because he couldn't af-
ford the expense, but before he left the store
invested half dollar in cigars for himself.
Our Judgment upon such a man Is that he
should be kicked to death by wooden legged
women or stoned to death in the streets of
GAIA oil City Blizzard
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Jo5son-What kind of an animal Is that
you've got there, Jepsonl
Jepson-A hedgehog. It is one Of my
wifes pets
Job.-Strange kind Of a pet, should say.
Why does she keep such thing as that about
herr
Jep,-Well, I suppose it is because he has
so many fine points about him--Boston
Courier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Next Thing to a Fortune.

Woman-Have You been a tramp longi
Tramp-Pretty much all my life, ma'am; il
runs in the family. My poor old father. was
professional for twenty-seven years; but the
other day he struck big luck. -
Woman-Did he come into an immense
fortunei
Tramp-Well-tr-ro, not quite. Some
influential friends of his got him into the
poorhouse.-New York Sun
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Mrs. veneering tcomplacently lolling in
carIiage,-Therc, John, | told you our new
turnout would attract great deal of atten-
tion. Everybody seems to be looking at it.
Mr.. Veneering Suddenly discovering three
urci.ins seated on tho back springs)-Hey,
there, driverl Whip behind-New York
Sun
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
"Disturb Not the King"

Millionaire entering sanctuml-Ha! hal
old boy, how do you do todayi
Editor IN Chief Gna whisper)-'Sshl Don't
speak so loud
Millionaire-Why mott
Editor in -Chief-The baseball reporter is
writing his report in the next room, and he
has just given me orders that he is not to be
disturbed either by callers or by oises.-Bos-
ton Courier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
A Fund Of information.

Countryman Ito the celebrated Hindoo
snake charmer,-I s'pose you know good
d al about snakes, misteri
Hindoo Snake Charmer-Snakes, sir, have
been the study Of my eventful life know
all about them.
Countryman-The hull business,
Hindoo Snake Charmer-Yes, sir.
Countryman-Well, wish you'd tell q
feller where the body leaves off an the tail
bcgins-New York Sun
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

"When was in congress" said Hon. Mr..
Mufty, of Raccoon Ridge, "a certain pro-
fessor used to come miles to hear me speak"
"Ahi What was his Manner inquired
Professor Surtout, to whom the eminent
statesman had spoken.
Professor Tootles, of Baltimore said
Mr. Mufty.
al thought So" said Professor Surtout
ale has since become celebrated as the au-
thor Of Ten Thousand Mistakes in English
Grammar Chicago News.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Mother-Tonimy, amt you ashamed OF
yourself to strike your little sisterf You
ought to know better
Tommy-Ye;, ma, do; but we're playing
school, and Pm the teacher. It's all right
Lowell Citizen.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

A "literary society" in Hampton Is to give
q concert to raise funds to purchase q
library This is new departure for lit
erary club, but it is not a bad idea A few
books will not hurt literary club. They
are most as necessary as pool table, chess
board or banquet-Norristown Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Nothing to Show hut Scan

Fred ito chum-What luck, Charleyi Con-
gratulations in orderl
Charley faintlyI-Fred, she told me that
she loves another.
Fred tsympatheticallyI = That's tough,
Charley, after all your devotion
Charley-Toughi Why, Fred, in the past
three months her fathers dog has bitten me
no less than seven times---New York Sun
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

THE BEST SALvE in the world fer Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands. Chilblains,
Corns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
ly cures piles, or no payment required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Charles Ludlow & Co.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
A Frank Admission.

A distinguished physician who recently
retired from practice has built himself a
fine house in the suburbs of Paris Over the
portico he placed the following simple but
significant inscription:
Who would have thought It!
Melons and cucumbers bought it!
French Paper.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
A Slight Difference.

A physician reports that he was saved a
two mile ride one night by having the pa
tient, child, brought to the telephone and
held there until it coughed He diagnosed
Group and prescribed therefor. In order to
collect the bill, however, he found that a
personal call was necessary. The telephone
can't do everything. ng.-Norristown Herald.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

A pedagogue threatened to punish q pupil
who had callesi him fool behind his back.
.'Don'tl don'tl" said the boy; Il won't do is
again, sir, neveri | never will say what
think again in my Milwaukee Sen
tinel
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Smith-What has become of Dr.. Curealll
| Jones-The man who advertised to curs
every complaint under the sum-
| S.-Yes
J.-Ohl he died the other day from q COM
plication of diseases-Boston Courier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Old Lady Qn bird store)-Can that
beautiful parrot talk?
Bird Fancier-Yes, indeed.
Old Lady-How muchf
Bird Fancier-One dollar, madam.
Old Lady--So cheap!
Bird Fancier--Yes, madam. He was a
good bird, but he's gone off in value. His
last mistress taught him volapRk.-Tid
Rits
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Woman ito tramp,-If l give you nice
dinner will you help me put up some patent
self rolling window curtainsi
Tramp-No, ma'am- I'll saw wood, carry
in coal or dig post holes, but wouldn't help
woman on window curtains if she gave me
= a Delmonico spread-New York Sun.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
His Great Misfortune.

Teachcr-Try to remember this: Milton,
the poet, was blind Do you think you can
remember iti
"Yes, ma'am."
'Now, what was Milton's great misfort-
unef'
"He was poet"-Lincoln journal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
The Bric-a-Israc Craze

Friends your daughter Jennie as fond
Of hric-a-brac as everl
Mother-Fonder.
F.-Indeedi
M-Yes She has just married baseball
pitcher.-Boston Courier.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Miss bod, the lady lawn tennis cham
pion, is about a5 years old, slightly above
the middle hight, well built, with muscular
biceps and an admirable figure. She docs
not triumph by force or craft, and her re-
turns are not difficult to take. but she her
self scarcely ever misses stroke"
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

An indignant parent, in rebuking a re-
tractory son, exclaimed: "Renember who
you are talking to, sirl I'm your fatberF'
To which the youth rejoined: "Oh, come
now, hope you amt going to blame me Tor
atn-Troy Times
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
No. So Pleasan, Alter An.

"Did you have good time on your vaca-
tionl"
"Pretty fair. I visited some friends at
their charming country home. They have a
great smooth lawn, dotted with trees, with
plenty of seats and hammocksn
THAT must have been glorious
swell, it wasn't"
"Whyp
"My friend owns lawn mower. Lincoln
Journal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

The managers of the Cincinnati exposition
have obtained a number of gondolas from
Venice, and propose to have them on ex-
hibition on small lake attached TO the fair
rrrOunda
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Dudc--Yeth, NTH Fanny, I've got a family
cwest, but what would you suggeth for q
mottoi
Miss Fanny-The best motto for you, I
think, would be: There is room at the top.
-TU IS Siftings
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
A Graphic Simile.

The Joggins raft is described as looking
like "a big cigar drawn through the water
by two steam tugs" Any ony who has ever
seen big cigar drawn through the water by
two seam tugs will know at once what the
raft looks like-Boston Transcript
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Two Supreme Occasions.

A cynical man says that there are two oc-
easions when he would ike to be present.
One is when the gas company pays its water
bill; the other is when the water company
pays its gas bill-Texas Siftings.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
Jumped at the Invitation.

The little son Of C. E Huntsberger, of Ly-
ons, has live frog in his stomach, and all
efforts to expel it have failed. The boy held
tho frog in his hand and opened his mouth.
The frog jumped at the observation-disclosures
Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

A boy was teasing his little brother about
the shape of his nose, when the little fellow
quietly remarked: 81 can't help it; | didn't
buy it myself-it was a birthday present.
New York Evening World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

The ancients believed In square world.
Moderps have learned the reverse by sad ex-
periences. Vineyard Herald
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Dentist-Well, how do tbs new teeth work.
Patient-Not very well They seem to cut
the others.
Dentist-That is perfectly natural They
belong to an entirely differ 1T set, you know.
San Francisco ExarnineI.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
A Chinese Dude.

Berry Wall used to be the king of the
dudes. Now it is said that there is young
Chnamnn who outdresses Nh. Wall Won
Sing, the new dandy, is known as the Chinese
Wall-Detroit Free Press
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
An Excuse.

81 say, Clara, are you going to Mrs. Shun-
by's in that dress." Certainly. Why mott"
..Isn'. it rather-er-'loudP" "Oh, well,
that doesn't niatter-Mrs. Shunby's as deaf
as a post.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
An Awkward Youth.
Hostess Ito guese-Don't you dance, Mr.

Hostess ito guest)-Dont you dance, MIR.
Addict
Mr.. Addle-Aw-no, nevah dawnce; too
awkward y know, ha, hoi
Hostess-You must find it rather dull
Shall l present you to Miss Smith, who is
such shining light in hteraturel
Mr.. Addle-Aw-no. thawnks, don't talk
y'know, I'm too-too-
Hostess-Awkard, Mr.. Addlea-The Epoch.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Old Gentleman ito boy in book standl-I
want copy Of "Jack, the Giant Killer"
Boy-Yes, sir; s'pose yer goin' up to the
game this afternoon.-New York World
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

A new allegorical poem called "Alone In
the Desert" is often quoted at the summer
resorts this season. 1t describes the adven
lures Of huckleberry in a hotel pie.-New
York Star.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Boucicault says il is of the highest i'm
portance, before trying to act, that an actor
should know how to walk Let the actor g
out with snap company; by the time be
gets home he will know how to walk.-New
Orleans Picayupe
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

oUncle Rastus, am very sorry 10 hear
that you have lost your wife"
s.Neber mind, boss; neber mind. rs
had de 'sperience. It'd Bits.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01

Postmaster poin.ing triumphautly at rat
hole)-Do you see that holea Thats where SO
much Of the missing mail matter has gone.
The cat caught the rat little while ago and
dragged out a peck of letters, all torn and
chewed into little bits. That vindicates me
completely. 1t was the rat, sir-it was
the rat
Citizen tdubiously1-But didn't you know
mail matter was missing all the timel
Postmaster-Of course
Citizen-Then why didn't you catch the rat
yourelfl
Pos ostmaster with dignityl-Tm not paid to
catch rats, sir My business is to attend to
the p,s.afiice. Chicago Tribune
Common Ground.
Small Boy-What's the scorel
Gentleman returning from game)-Six
tol
Small Boy-Favor Of Detroit
Gentleman-Yes.
The small boy smiles and the gentleman
smiles in sympathy. What is there remark
able about that conversational Oh, nothing,
except that the conversation actually oc-
CURED and the small boy was a ragged street
urchin without cent to bless himself with,
while the man was one of Detroits million
aires. The mutual smile showed that base
ball maketh the whole world kin-Detroit
Free Press
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
In the Gida, whirl.

Some men look upon waitzing as wasting
time, but they manage to squeeze some en-
joyment out Of it.-Yonkers Statesmen.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-09-01
variety I. enc Spice Of ING,

Miss Nanpygote, of Harlem Visiting in the
country)-Isnt this cow 3 milk, Auntyi
Aunty-Yes, dear; don't you like itl
Miss Nannygote, Of Harlem-Ah, yes,
rind it very nice for q change.-The Epoch.