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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31
Culinary Iuplement. for HossiA

A hotel steward who is giving advice Tor
the purchase Of culinary implements said the
Other day thai b knsw Of no line Of eusi-
ness In which greater abuses have grown up
than thia The n<ms that manufacture
kitchen goods have long rade it . practice
to give tip to each cook every time he buys
anything or orders any repairs mazda The
consequence Is that the most intense oppo<i-
tien made to any progressive movement Of
the day Is that which cemba.s all TIA new
inventions for saving labor o. material Az
an instance, there is new process for doing
every form at cooking without tbs direct ap-
nltoasiea Of fro. anA ~ ssnscial AeAnkv a
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31

Passengers for Wells.ort. 10, Co.dwa,er
and Ashsand se Eure ard take LAksss
straight line and save tuea.y fc1y hours'
tune. asr:ve- ~ Cosdwa:e< .. SO .. III
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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31

FIRE. reclining chair cars Are now running
On ali trains on the C., K e. y. rasiway.
Rock Island Houte," between wichita
Topeka Kansas City. 81 Josepa. Chicago
81 Louix 81
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31

There are only eight towns in tho United
States the names Of which begin with Z
Seven Of these arc xenias and the other il
Xeuophon
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31
ghe aieta 1ailn gaee guesday aoruins gully al $685.

It, beyond the fact that it cooks perfectly. 4
that the roasters, boilers and broilers prac-
tically never wear out On this account the
invention languishes, except when . bold
proprietor takes the matter ont OF the cooks
hands and makes his own equipment But
even II be does that he win find that cooks
are apt to refuse to work with these modern
tools, and, il they take the situations, viii
declare that the machinery viii not Keep in
order.-Eew York Sun.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-31

The popular line ;os California, Oregon.
Washington territory and al PAcifc ooASs
points IS the Missouri Pacs1e TT Scott
Route" 1871
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03
squeamishness About Pain.

The modern civilized man is squeam-
ish about pain to degree which would
have seemed effeminate or worse to his
greatgrandfather, or to the contempt.
rary barbarian. His squeamishness is
not egotistic; he does not seem to be any
more afraid of being hurt than his great
grandfather was if he can see any good
reason for it. The German soldier, while
the mitrailleuse was still weapon of I'M
known and frightful possibilities, cursed
the Frenchman and charged up the hill
face to face with the "hell machines" as
undauntedly as ever his forefathers
faced simple bullet or bow and arrows.
The nameless railway engineers, who
stand to their posts into the heart of a
great accident rather than desert a train
load of passengers, face and defy posi-
bilities of pain such as the great Julius
or Ney never dreamed of. Is there q
finer thing in Plutarch than was seen
when the English battalion, presenting
arms to the helpless beings in the depart
ing boats, went down in perfect parade
order ON the deck of the laundering
troop ship? Modern life is rich in SUI
premacy over personal suffering which
takes a higher character only as the finer
organization of the human being comes
to know more exactly in advance the
nature of the pain which it is to face
The Century
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03
An Amusing Goose Story.

"When was in Alabama, between
Porter's Gap and Millerville," said a
gentleman living in Atlanta, II came to
country place where man was driving
ten or twelve geese from branch toward
a cotton patch. For heavens sake, >
said I, what is it you have on the necks
of those geese: Those are gourds, full
of water. drive these geese into that
cotton patch and keep them there all day
wedding out the cotton. There is no
water in the cotton patch, and have to
give them water in this way to keep
them there. But how do they get the
water out of those gourds under their
necksT They drink out Of each other
gourds. Each gourd has an opening in
the side 30 that another goose can put his
bill into the gourd and drink. If you
will stay here long enough you will sec
it yourself waited there half day
to see that performance, and finally
saw it. The geese did just as the mar
said they would When a goose go
thirsty he walked up to his neighbor anG
coolly drank ont Of the gourd on BIZ
neck. Atlanta Journal.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03
Desertions and Dad Cooking.

1t has long been the general feeling
among army officers that large per-
centagc Of assertions are caused by bad
cooking. Commissary Gen. MacFeeley
has shared this opinion, and in his annual
reports for some years he had recon-
mended an appropriation for the employ
ment of skilled corps of cooks. He has
always asserted that the complaints of
the men were not due to tho bad quality
OF the food, but to the manner in which
it was prepared and served. 1t has been
customary to select an enlisted man to
serve as company cook, and he has
usually never worked in kitchen before.
His fellow soldiers are the sufferers from
his ignorance. Good Housekeeping.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

The Philadelphia Times says there
exists popular delusion that the
Quakers, at least the old broad-brim.
ed, sugar.scoop Quakers, are dying
out. tits not so in Philadelphia. Ten
or twelve years ago people said the
same thing, but the high.backed
benches in the meeting houses are a:
full now as then. The truth is that
after coqueting with world" ways and
fashions for season, the young gen
Grafton of Friends undergo reaction
and gradually fall into the same way.
and the same austere life, even to the
plain garb, of their grandfathers ant
grandmothers.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Congressman Breckenridge, of Ar
kansas, says that New Jersey is safe
for the ticket. "Last Friday night"
he adds, II spoke to a splendid audi
ence at East Orange, N. ]. The meet.
ing was presided over by distinguish
ed ex.Republcan, who now announces
that he is going to vote tor Cleveland
and Thurman and tariff reform. as
promoting the best interests of this
country. 1t was an audience Of manu-
fucturers, merchants, bankers and
working people. At least one.half Of
the guidance was composed Of per
sons who have acted heretofore with
the Republican party"
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Wilson Waddingham, of Savin Rock
Conn.,, is said to be the largest land.
holder in the United States. He is
believed to own over 1000 900 acres
of grazing land in New Mexico and
elsewhere, and he has also made large
investments in real estate in Western
cities.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03
souri, river.

Washington Irving Bishop, the mind
reader, has held a seance for President
Diaz and wife. He astonished the
former with the bank note act, and
certainly captured the fair lady by play
ing at the piano an air-one from
"Rigoletto"- (which she had thought
of in obedience to his order to think
of an air from any opera with which
she was familiar, meanwhile placing
her hand on Bishops forehead.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Engine $40, Of the Union Pacific
road, that is now employed in trans.
ferring cars across the Omaha Bridge
has record of having run 700, I4o,-
62s miles. 1t has been in use for
twenty-five years, and was one Of the
first locomotives used west Of the Mis-.
souri, river.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Army recruits are not Of first quail
ty nowadays. OF sixteen recruits
recently arrived at Livingston, Mon,
six are in the guard-house for serious
offenses, three have deserted, one has
been sent to Fort Benton for trial by
court.martial, and one was strung up
by indignant citizens and made to
confess where he had hidden a satchel,
gold watch and some money he had
stolen from dead woman.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Attention is called to the fact that
while inventive genius has done so much
for the comfort Of long distance riders in
railway cars, it has done little or nothing
for the comfort of short distance riders,
who are much more numerous. Let the
short distance traveller raise his voice In
protest.-New York Tribune. ''''
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

The personal esteem with which
Archbishop Corrigan Is regarded by
the Catholic clergymen of New York,
is well shown by the gift of $1S,4oo,
which they raised for him on his silver
jubilee. The idea originated with some
OF tine assistant priests, and Father
Drophy was informally chosen to re.
ceive the money. Every dollar of ii
came from the pockets of the priests
and it means good deal when it i.
remembered that the salary of Cath
Ole rector IN New York is only $500
and that OF an assistant priest $6co
The entire sum was raised, too, in les
than month.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

"Indiana will give Cleveland not
less than 10, 900 over Harrison, and
probably more" is the opinion Of Mr..
7. M. Gruelle, the editor of the Labor
Signal, the recognized mouth.peace Of
the organized labor Of Indiana.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Dinizulu, the rebellious son Of Cete.
wayo, is an enormous black with de.
velopment of brain above other Afri.
can chiefs. He is a total abstainer
from intoxicarts, but makes up for
this asceticism by maintaining large
number of wives. He is warrior by
hereditary taste, and his tremendous
physical strength and wonderful swift.
netss as a runner give him influence
over his soldiers. 1t is said of him
that, he has sense of honor and is a
hearty laughter. But he sometime:
thinks things funny that to a white
man are quite otherwise.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-10-03

Most Of the flowers Of Montana have
no fragrance.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
sTerran.s Maneavers.

A young man oy@@the name of VIM.
Morgan resides at PhiIomath. He has
his periodicals quite often and gets as
full as a fiddle every time an opportu-
nifty Is offered. He Is one Of the pro-
prietorS Of grocery store, and last Fri
day, being unable to get anything bet
ter, took from the shelves bottle lab
cled extract Of lemon and drank the
contents. William got as wild a
lunafic and began smashing things
right and left. A S25 show case had
been broken 10 atoms when his part
ner appeared on the scene and put m
cut in the street. He then got board
and was smashing the glass front of the
building when an officer arrested him
and placed him in the city jail He
rayed and he swore and disturbed the
whole community and finally got q
match and set fire 10 his bed, but the
fiamel Sered in time to save
the ineb4 I'd the building. He
then smashed the stove and did all the
damage he could and before morning
tore the casing off the Jail door and
used it as lever to pry the iron bars
apart sufficient TO crawl out and make
his escape. He marched down to the
city recorder and paid his fine before
the marshal got up and then left town.
He viii probably not retuan soon as D
warrant has been issued for him for
him for breaking up the city furni-
ture.-CorvalIis Times.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

RosEBuRe, May, is.--A horrible ac
cident occurred ut this place as tn,
train was pulling out last night. The
train Is helped over Rice's hin by an
extra engine, and Lafayette Lane, Jr.,
has been employed Ms fireman on this
engine. Last night nm engineer named
Jap Waite and Miss Lucy Burnett,
daughter Of Hon. s. ID. Burnett, OF oak
Grove, Douglas county were married.
Young Lane attended the wedding,
and after the wedding drank Freely
with the other attendants. When the
time for tine train to start north arrived,
the engineer on the "helpern told Lane
that he was In no condition to work,
to 60 to bed, and he would be all right
In the morning. This Lane refused to
do, saying he was going to work. The
engineer, however, refused TO let him
get on the engine, and the train started
TO pull out, leaving Lane standing on
the platform.
He was determined to go, however,
and. when the emmigrant train reached
thN 0tt0t Nh1tN hC WAS nt
caught hold of the platform railing, at
tempting 10 swing himself onto the ear,
but here Is where he miscalculated, and
missing his footing, the momentum Of
the moving train preclpitated him un-
der the fast moving wheels, which
passed over both legs, sevenng them
from his body. Just what his condi-
tion is could not he learned. but his
chances for life were considered very
slim.
The injured young man Is a son Of
ex-Congressman Lafayette Lane, Is
abont twenty years OF age and II con-
sidered a very bright young man. Yet
even his brightness does not save him
from teaching great temperance les
son to the masses. He IL a cousin of
DR.. Harry Lane, superintendent of the
asylum. HERALD.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
Accident nt scio.

Frank Mack, while out hunting the
other day placed his pipe which was
lit Iii his pocket which contained sew
er,L loaded shells. One of the shells
became ignited from the fire in the pipe
and exploded, shooting off one of his
fingers and infiicting serioas wound
in the abdomen. 1t was thought from
last reports that the brass portion of
the shell had been blown into the alb
domen. Medical assistance was sum-
moned and it was thought that the
wound would not result fatally.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

STATE S. S. C0SvENTIoN. - The
Third Annul convention ofthe sunday
school workers Of Oregon will he held
in the first Baptist Church at Albany
on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thurs
day, tho 22d, sSd and 24th OF May.
Though this Is q mass Convention
and all attending will be entitled 90
seats, yet, to insure n representation,
each school should elect one or more
delegaks pledged TO attend. This
Convection will bc held In the very
heart of the Willamette valley, and ut
place that In easily accessible from all
points. This should bring to the Con-
vention full representation from all
parts, at least Of Western Oregon. This
will not. however, be the case if every
person interest In this most important
work docs not make personal effort
70 secure this most desirable end.
Word comes TO US from our friends
at Albany that their latch strings will
be found out aud all will receive
hearty welcome. Those expecting to
attend will confer favor II they will
send their names to DIR. G. w. Gray ON
or before May 2lst, 81 Tint places of en-
tertainment may be assigned them.
Arrangement have been made with
the o. & e. II. Il. Oregon Pacific II.
r., and the Narrow Gauge lines for
reduced rates. All paying full fare in
going to the Convention will be return
ed al one-fifth fare.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
Read ThIs and be wise.

To the citizens of Lebanon and vicin-
ity, we would recommend careful pc
rusal of the advertising columns of this
paper. We show list of live, energet-
ic, enterprising merchants and busI-
ness men worthy the patronage of any
community. Be sure and give them a
call, before going elsewhere. Patron
ize home merchants, who advertise
literally, and you will find they carry
the best goods in the market.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
JOINT CANvAss

The republican candidates for the va
rious offices in Linn county have ac-
cepted the invitation of the democrats
to join them in joint discussion, and
the canvass viii begin ON May 2lst,
and conform to the following list of
dates and places; the hour of speaking
at each place being o'clock p. NJ.
Fox Valley, Monday, May 81.
Scio, Tuesday, May %.
Syracuse, Wednes, May %.
Stlcdd. Thursday, May "a.
Halsey, Friday, May 25.
Harrihurg, Saturday, May %.
Browusvill, Monday, May 2s.
frav fsrl- lie, Tuesday, May %.
Sweet Home, Wednesday, May so.
Waterloo, Thursday, May 81.
Lebanon, Friday, June, /.
Albany, Saturday, June 2.
Eothing but CASH or PRODUCE
will buy Dress Goods at Montague &
during the big closing out sale.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
Fnrm for rent or sala.

Thrce-fourth section OF land, consist
Ing of the Findley Sodaville ranch slt-
uated ON the Santlnm mountain road
i5 miles east of Sweet Home. Good
house and barn on premises. For fiir-
ther Information Inquire of w. r.
Findley at Sweet Home.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
NronthlN lleport.

The following is the monthly report
of School District NO. 30. Linn County,
Oregon, for the month ending May IL,
1883. Roll of honor showing attend
ance, scholarship and defamation.
100 being perfect.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
Moore.s rtaIr Invirprntor.

This excellent preparation for IN,
HAIR, may be found ON sale Mt the fol.
lowing places: M. 4. Miller, Lebanon
Starr Il Stnnard, o. Osborn and NJ
Jackson, Brownsville; T. a. Waits,
Shedd; G. Grny, Halsey. Sample bot
ties free. Call and .ret one.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
THE MARKETS.

LEBANON, Or, May is.
Wheat-60c per bushel.
Oats-i0c per bushel.
Flour-S4 % per barrel
Potatoes-40c per bushel.
Eggs-l5c per dozen.
Butter-20c per 10.
Lard-l2lc per ib.
Apples, green-50c per bushel.
Apples, dried-Sc@l0c per 10.
Plums, dried-l0cE cEl2lc per 10.
Prunes, dried-l0c@I2 I2lc per 10.
Hams-l5c per ID.
Shoulders-10c per 10
Bacon-l2lc per ID.
Coal Oil-$1 % per gallon can oi
50 % per case.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

All person knowing themselves in
debted to me will please call at my old
stand, and settle as / need my money.
NJ. A. MILLER
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

Montague viii have but one price for
his Dress Goods during his big closing
out sale. Don't ask him to take less.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

J. A. Winter, Photographers, IL In
Brownsville for the summer, aud Is
prepared to make photos In the latest
styles and different sizes.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
rAsri,RAon.

The best pasture in the county cnn be
had on the Ellxins plnee 8 miles south
of Lebanon. Enquire of II. A. Clark
on the premises.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
Albany Fireman. Excursion.

Arrangements have been completed
for the firemen's excursion to Salem,
one week from next Saturday, the 26th
inst. The Juvenile band has been en-
gagged to furnish music for the trip.
Tickets were placed on sale at the prin-
clple business business houses, and be-
fore night twenty-five had been sold,
AS the number Of passengers is limited
those holding tickets will be admitted
first, hence, purchase a ticket and,
besides avoiding the rush at the boat,
be sure of an opportunity Of going. The
Hoag is the fastest boat on the upper
Willamette river, and a ride down the
Willamette at this season of the year
will be most enjoyable one. Fare for
the round trip 81.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

Don't expect TO buy Dress Goods at
G. B. Montaguess as cheap tho week
after the big e sing out sale Es you can
ing the ~ fur you tseHn't do It sou
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
notice to Farmers.

All persons wishing binder wire will
please call and leave their orders for
the same on or before June ], 1888, as
we shall not carry any wire In stock
except what II ordered.
KNAPP, BURREfL 4 Co.
Albany, Or.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

Remember the big closing out sale of
Dress Goods at {. B. Aontaguc's for
the coming week.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

Do not fail to be at the big closing
sale cf Dress Goods at c. .. Mon
tague's.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

House overwhelmingly morn
ing about O'Clock, VIM. Peebler living
turec miles west of Lebanon was awak-
ened by his house being on fire. The
family got out safely. But very little
of the contents were saved, leaving the
family but little clothing, provisions
or bedding. There was no insurance
on the property.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

SoDAvILLE.-We nete some decided
improvements at the spring; also gen.
eral stir among the natives in fixing
up for the summer trade. This is a de-
servedly popular resort, for health and
pleasure seekers, and the general pub
lie show their appreciation of the same
by the liberal and yearly patronage
that they bestow on it.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

For a good meal, 20 to 4ne City Res
taurant Albany. Meals 25 cen.s. L
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

BoycoTTINo.-T species of melig-
nant attack is puerile, groveling and
mean; It has been declared by the
courts, ''to be conspiracy to defraud"
and any man or set of men who are
guilty in word or decd of this low grow
cling method Of revenge, is ''snake in
the grass" and deserves the heel Of
contempt Of every gentleman. Boy
eotting is only another name for steal
ing; 1t is cowardice, low down mean
hess, revenge, rascality and general
cussedness into one mess, and then call
it by its right name ''boycotting."
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18
To who.n ., May Concern.

Notice is hereby given that 1, Thorn
as Brg'er of the town Of Lebanon, and
CO Inty OF Linn, state OF Oregon, have
this day fo7 value received, sold and
delivered to III. Y. kirkpatrick, OF the
same town, county and state, aforesaid,
all my right and title in the LEBA NON
EMPRESS, Office fixtures, presses. type,
and other material, together with all
the accounts on book or otherwise, with
subscription list included, and with
the said sale l bestow my good viii
and support. Signed aud sealed in the
presence off. r. kirkpatrick as witness
this 9th day OF May, 1855.
(@l t. B. BUaLER.
SEAL
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

GoNPErrTToN-Some people have
such narrow eontraeted view Of busi.
ness, aud such soriid, selfish view of
life, that they think competition is
dangerous TO prosperity. IL you want
Your town to succeed and grow, you
must invite and encourage all kinds of
competitions; farmers and producers
viii 20 where there is competition, and
if you want to drive the trade from
your town, just let it be known that
you have but one SHOP OF a KIND,
and that you want no more, and you
viii soon preach your own commercial
funeral. and with your own epitah--
''Died of stagnation-no competition. J"
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

= DIED.-At his residence near Halsey,
Oregon, May 10th, of congestion of the
liver and stomach, J. r. South, agt d
81 years. Funeral at Providence
Church, Friday, May 18th at 70 o'clock.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

The above Is a true report which
submit TO you for publication.
j. Il. WIRT,
Teacher.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1888-05-18

is. COURTNEY, NJ. ID.
PHYSICIAN AND ~ EBRGEoa
non, Or.