The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

non that I havp nAy doubts ab0ut fauR
husbands guilt but 81 . mHtter q -
comm0dati0n u you. ! am very b2SX
now. but please cali tomorrow afternSua
at s o'clock, and III see what Gao ~
done.
words were accompanied left no dOubs IN
the mind Of bis visitor ~ 20 his real IN
tentionS, but she managed TO conceal her
dilguse and promised 70 call ~ the &pr
pointed hour. As for Sub0A, he WaA ~
an ecstatIc trame Of mind The manifest
a~bsurdity Of q man with hts cast 81 ounr
tenance creating q favorable impress
IN anybody, excepting perhaps ntmseA1s
never occurred to him.
An hour before the appolnted TINA
SuboR was arranging his toilet before the
glass. He festooned his dome 81 Thought
with 8 wisp OF about eleven lonesome
hairs that still fingered around the base
OF HIS bald head. TO himself be appeared
70 30 excruciating lovelH A carriage
stopped before the door. BE pranced 20
the window and gazed out looking, al
Mrs. Sabinsky 6fterward told 3 friend. tor
all the world like an immense turkey COB
bier. He opened the door and g~aliantly
kissed her diminutiye hand.
ttWe are quite alone, = be said.
s'Suppose somebody were to Gomez Ny
reputation would be ruinedt' exclaimed
the fair visitor.
There Is not the slightest danger; and
II there was here Is a closet IN which you
coutd hide.
"why, that closet IS not big enough
How could / get in there with my dressFs
ssIt IS much larger than you sHppose
I am quite large, and It can accommodates
me.
q don't believe isn replied the visitor
t~ncredulously.
To relieve her fsars snhn~sHT mt1
the closaEs partially closed the door
The next moment the door wBa pushed W
ard locked from the outside.
Suboif was ysry much crowded in chat
closet, almost SIS much, perhaps, AS 4 AN
lived In a Harlem fiat. Hesthought his gis~
ttor was playing a practical joke on him
and that he would be released IA a few
minutes, but this delusion was dispelied
by a firm female voice whispering througd
the keyhole;
Don't you try to get out, yon Old
scoundrel, or I'll stab You to the heart,
There was something Ia the tons of the
voice that convinced him the speaker
meant business.
Col. Sabinsky'sw wife trippedt 10 thGtable.
REd on n OF the oficias blanks, already
signed by the wretched Snbe1, she wrotes
RELEASE Immediately Col. Sabinsky z
SuboG heard a silvery voice say
Farewell, my dear Subo6, but don't
excite yourself. II anybody calls remsnu-
Der that you are not In. You have cheek
enough 70 carry ron .hrough anything ex-
cept this door. Please shut this door
utter you. Ta ta.
When Suboff realized the per1 og his
situation he made frantic Efforts 10 burst
lppen the door, but It resisted all his af-
forts, although lie sgore ike 4 man who
was trying TO write with q ~styl0gsaphic
pen. He made almost ca much
q woman's rights convention and with
Just about the same result. He was gem
orally very successful IN attracting atsen-
ton, but on this occasion he called iGn0-
miniously. He was almost speechless
when he YVES released, and he had fallen
of like a ton Of coal on the scales Of q
dealer.
He got ont, but the story Also got IL
and be was the subject Of i=$s.inguishable
ridieule wherever he went. Hours before
SuboE got out ot that closet Col. Sahin-
sky and his wife crossed the frontier.
They reached Paris In safety and there tl
was that the latter told the story 10 the
writer, who was q member ofsthe GeFxaep
legation Translated from the German
by Alex. III Sweet for The New York
/ Mercury.