Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1888-11-15

way there or I'll N ozer you" A:
there was no response be got off the cal
to discover that he hEd been made th.
victim Of a practical joke. He met Pc.
hcsmau Clark few blocks up the street
and sent hun back to arrest e drunken
man. When Clark attempted to pics
up the man he discovered that an army
OF boys we're laughing ct him.
Fredonia Chronicle: A dead beat OF
the femsle persuasion was in the city
last week and being averse to stopping
at hotel, engaged board with widow
ledy. Sic peddled some kind of chart
for dress cut ing ard did fair business.
Bat alas! her sex did not prevent her
from sliding out OF town in the dark
dresry hours Of the night, without. the
formelity OF paying her board. Such
bese betrayals OF confidence contribute
largely toward making charity cold and
lIfeless. A good rule is that required
by our hotels: Guests without bag
gsge must pay in advance"
In a trial run recently, at Conway
Springs, ninety pounds Of sugar with o
purity of % per cant, aud twenty
one gallons OF mo!asses were the average
from each ton Of cane. Cane Just work
ed showed fourteen and one. half per c. Mt
OF sugar and but one Per cent OF glucose
or reducing sugar The cane has been
ipe four weeks, and is fully equal to
Louisiana cane in richness and in fair
average of the juice Factory work bids
fair to continue until November 10 or
10.
Lawrence Tribune: The report that
Mrs. Langtry bit piece ont of tie leg
of the stage piano at Lawrence in the
dying scene il .'As in q Mirror" lacks
conf nation .-Ksnsas City Star. The
report doubts IS started from very
audible, ''D-n that orchestral VII ch
fell from the fair lips OF the Lily just as
the curtain went down. 1t was easy
erough for those who heard it to believe
that not only the piano t the pianist
would have suffered if be had been with
in reach at that particular moment.
Norcatur Register: Until three years
ago last month the locality in which this
town is situated was a vast area OF beau
tIful. undulatiDg prairie. The Bufling-
ton & Missouri Railroad company had
jest completed its line to Oberlin, and
the Lincoln Land company had Just
purchased this section OF land and laid
tie same out into town lots; and then il
was that the pioneers Of our now thriv-
ing little city (several of whom are yet
with usl settled here.
at Hutchinson the other day deeds
amounting TO $4,000 were placed on
record, conveying Hutchinson property
to syndicate of capitalists. doing bust
ness as the Chicago Investment COM
pany. 1t is said to be the greatest real
estate deal in the history OF Kansas
Several Chicago millionaires are among
the purchasers, and through it Hutchin-
son secured the packing house OF Under
wood & Co., Fowler Bros. and Fairbanks
& Co., the leading lard and cotton seed
oil reiners Of the country.
Ottawa Republican: Monday morn
ing an Oak street young lady met with
curious accident. She fell in wash
tub and was nearly drowned in the hurry
TO get out. Some enterprising young
girls will never learn that tub full of
water, soft soap and other dangerous
bic a-brac, can only be safely ap-
preached by mother to whom years
hive brought discretion and experience.
Now piano or organ never resrs up in
that way and esrds giddy young girl
TO foreign shore, with her bangs drip
ping with soapsuds and her sea shell
ears full Of WOODEN socks and safety
pins.