The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-28
BRIGHT BITS

Toni see by the Marine Ne,os that they
have five nasted schooner in Oregon.
y-Thunderation Why don't they drink
their beer out of a Washington Post.
HONE is the dearest place on earth, re-
marked hobbs to DODbs.'
Yes, replied Dobbs That's why we quit
housekeeping and went to boarding. WGshiHg-
ton Post.
CITIZEN Ito elde-ly physician)-You don't
bleed patients as often as you did fifteen or
twenty years ago. Physician docking over
package Of unpaid bIlls)-No, We don't bleed
EN- at all, they bleed us.-LYe.
FIRST JERSEY MosquIro gazing on the latest
| importation of English lords the Adriatic
approaches her dock Suppose they're the
genuine article, Billy.
Second jersey Mosquito Blood will tell,
| Peggy.-Ocedn.
IRIS AMAZING how quick the bakers find out
| when Hour goes up, and how awfully deaf and
! bind they are W a slump in the market
KNOCKS 81 of the price Of barrel. They must
| want to make som money out Of the business.
Detroit Free Press.
Mss MAHoSEY a boarding school graduate,
| to her father)-O, papa. won't you do something
for us? sly best friend, Mr.. Glhooly is in a ter
Mr. Patrick Mahoney-Bad Ia k to i'm. Biddie
An how long is he in Washington Post
SSIGGLEFRITz. who resides in the suburbs,
| was surprised the other night to see his COW
following in the wake Of a torchlight procession.
1llt CFdclDuS. ne eSclditnel To MS nelLhBDr
the next day, II nefer dink / see mine COW
marching init der DEMOCRATS alreaty Boston
| Transcript
| II young people would only save no some of
| their tender things they say to each other be
| fore they are married TO use after The cere.
mony, their suffering friends would be a great
| dea! happier Cefore the welding and tn ~
| themselves would be a great deal happier after
waris.-LoutsUtle JotuaGi.
JUST Few STFPs.-T Tramp TO gentleman
| hurrying through Madison parkJ--I beg PARTON,
| sir, but can You tell me where can ge, bite to
eat: I'm starving.
Gentleman lnurrying on)-What's the matter
with the Bruns~.ck, or Demonico's> Tley'r.
| bOtn close Oy.-HurGers BGzar
| Az ILIcTIHrD CurPLrAENT.- Hanover Saueer
| Wonder what made ODD Col. WerXer look so
cross when congratulated him on his hearty
appearance
oieecser street-Sho! Don't you know he's
| running for oil!ce on the ST. ength of having
| broken down his health in the paTtys service?"
| Puck.
CLgGGYMAv- suppose the old days at steam
boating On tie Mississippi gone forever?
| ST. LoIs mol guess the Old days are gone,
Clergyman lpensively)-And nothing remains
| now OF Uaose romattic old times:
s. Louis man-oh, yes. The Mississippi is
| still there.-LOreH Citizen
GLADYS oh papa, l saw the most beautiful
| piece Of gros grain silk at Isaacson's, and |
| need d new dress so --
| BULLION no use, / can't afford it. and --
GLADYs-But, papa, it S for a ball dress want
it,.
BUGIoS-Oh, that's it, Ell? Well, you'll find
some change in my vest pocket.-I2e Idea.
| JANGLE-I am thinking of sending Arabella
| to Paris to finish her musical education.
| Hangle-I am delighted to hear it.
| Jangle-The only obstacle seems to be the
| matter Of funds.
Hangle- Funds, Don't let that stop you.
| Your neighbors will gladly subscribe to send
| that voice to Paris; and say hadn't you better
| send the piano with her, too?-Loioeu Citizen.
20 MAMMA said the happy girl, pale and
| trembling, and holding letter In her hand
| Harold mas proposed at last,'
| Let me see, said mamma. Yes. il is a
| genuine proposal. Put your Clothes love
| Wen go down TO the lawyers office ami have a
| copy made, and liarod's signature certified by
| two or three witnesses"
| why, mamma" exclaimed the fair young
| maiden, why must we do that 2"
| 1T is simply proper precaution, daughter
| This letter may, for all we know, be written in
| that new lovers ink, which is warranted to fade
| in twentyfour hours after using. IT e Idea.