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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08

MAlry1rA, Ohio, April THE City
ball vss too small 30 accomuodate see
thfoua that gathered this beautiful
morning TO celebrate the Tooth ami
versary Of the landing Of General knfos
Pinsuan and his band from the May
6ovss. The fret formal part Of tie
programme to-day was an address OF
welcome by 0oversor Foraker, Who al.
luded In his vsicome to the memorial
they we're celebrating. paftsculsfiy &c
the effective good works Of Aanasseh
Cater and his associates acd 90 labor
sss in demandipg and securing a basis
q Q couditioa precedent TO their occn-
patton Of this soil Of the great north
western territory 10 its .irst orRan,c iav
that Immortal instrument OF lIsI, arc
the generous, liberal patriotic action Of
Virginia, North and South Cafoiins
0sosRia and Delaware, In irsisiina, 81
they did by their repres< natives u
the old continental congress, thas. q!
tko1eh Q DenocrAtis Institution, witt
them u should not be allowed 10 p!sc'
iss aecursed blight on this fair hersisge
Hon. Geo. \. Hosr, Coised States ssn
asor from Massachusetts,. Gas then IN
srotueed a. orator Of the Day.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08

Mr.. Blaine viil arrive 10 thts country
In the latter psTt Of June.
Colonel John H. King. retired, disd a
his home In WashinRtoo on Saturday
evening.
Steamer BIO Jansiro has beeu loel
usss Moutsvidso. bhs had % I'D pas-
senRefS.
Los eioo.0Oe and light insurance vss
Sbs result Of Ore 10 Ohesokes, Ksnsa1.
90 eatasday.
Rhode Island Republicans made
clean ssscp Saturday 10 special ls9is-
lssive ele,iious-
The fansral Of the ists q. Attorney
1snsrxl Is. II. Brewster took pjaoo .
Pnilsdslphia on Sssusdsys
Tssmss beat Hsmm and Mckay ID .
three mile scaling race ON Ne -. Johns
river, Florida, on Saturday.
Cousjdsrsblc damaee vAs dooe b .
severe storm IN Union aud LAvtn0oeoo
cosptiss Of Ksftusty, On Saturday.
Nike Copiay. the "lthioa Giant" !"
yhipped John p. Glow on 6stuf6ay
nisbi In three rounds st Ashiaad, Wis-
copsin.
| Nusdssey Maxveli's father hes wit.
teu q long lister aaktua Tbs Amssioao
psopls 70 hsip htm save his bog fseo
ne eAlIosA
Ooodnesos John Olask, Rnsinsss 1ohe
Bodine nnd Fissmsn Boyes Oete ktlled
In 9 railway EXPLOSION en- the Este fa1b.
vsy nssz CsAiRviils. Nsv Jersey.
TIA Democratic meGhess Of ~
bouee have eoeclnded 70 fsvos thl
s,nutiua sf euAblip9 acts 10 shs tesT1-
ltcries Of Dakees. noutasa. Wa1hioG-
. | tor ara Nev Mexico.
III Tso men sere bisvu into frA9zne9ol
4 hs su explnsion IN 3 mine near Al
| noesoas, Nsv MsIioo. on 6steeoey
4 80 msn's pams vas John OogiaD. -
- othss Vas anknovu;
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08

PcIHa yHv AND HIS wIrs HnxSEA
pRAfH TO srARvATHoa.

4 PcIra yHv AND HIS WIS SnxyEA
pRArH TO slARyATHoH.
Nsv YoEr, Apgii Hans Ssockeyed
and his wife. Fannie HAndsons, . won
a Of n years. took desc Of peison
cary tina morning and died within an
hour OF ssch other. afssf being removed
20 -. viroens's hospital. The husband
vss . Potish Jev. He had besn cut OF
YORK for some time. His wife vas
compelled to pawn aimost every hing
shs had Of any vaiae. Finally the fAsI-
e., mother aod avs year old baby ooy
lived on hard cfasss OF bread picked
from sfrest refass barrels. fee pais
lived Ia one sora only
About aidrisht . Ms DsErira beard
arasuai soanas Ia esoskeyed's roams
Sne veat ost into the ball and insfs
av Ssoeksyec. Who locked 81 iho7as
Be vas inssxseatsd. He VAS ehassi,
pa,e. His eyes gisrsc. and large esaci
Of persvifotior ssood o0s syon his face
Fearinc shs rssn might attach Der
Ns. Derrsne rushed baek irie ss
room and sisnDed The tcef. A.
o'sloek eseaksysd kaosked ~ sss deo'
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08
wHAr NODE rHsr rLEAss

To de,ermtne the fact. The city council
siop,ed its own mode 10 determine the fact
Of residence. which it had right TO do.
Much has beea said aboat another petl
ton for another district with different
boundaries, bot we deem the whole shair ~
Irrelevant. The boundary Of an assessment
a,strict must be ascertained before Assess
meuf or TAXATION can be had therein. and
the punyose for which il Is desired must.
under this charter. appear. Each OF these
must appear by petition. The same district
eaano, have more than one boundary speci
ied therein, as there can he but ons boand'
arv to an assessment district. and each
sisner Of q petition must by il agree 70 the
~ne boundary. Two different papers
nigh, petition Tor the same boundary. bal
soch would, for the very reason that they
agreed zs 10 the purpose for which the dis
,ric, shoald be formed Be one petition.
II two pApers are signed. one Different
| froe, the other either - 70 purpose OF a. tc
boundaries, such can never be joined as ons
petition, bat each must stand ot fAa b
ltssif.
n IL said tia, the petition in this cne wA
| not signed by . majority OF toe resident
| owners Of abg,tins property. ihs coanei
hs. been given the power 10 iacss vhssbe'
| II Vas % signed ao
xrsEclssp frs JrpsnEsr
And BY the exercise thereof has declare.
thai the petition hss been % sisncc. !
vii be presumed sha: that Judgement !
right uniess the appellan, has proven IN
eoGtrary. Tee transcripts does nos prov
The contrary. IL Is claimed by the hppes
ant fha, IL does
4 A maisriiy Of re~sdent ovnsrs o. nor
thar half Of the property sronsin the fre
J posed snprovImenf does Dot mean nan
h~r ol feet raars thAa enc bali Of TIE sso
! line of improvement.
II The ovDers Of TIE property frontsns a
, the pvners os lots, ss they appear BY 70
| p<sstsga, geaeraiiy Of i.o feet trout ows
srship doss not efnbrsce she streets es osss'
, the street 10 be graded
The nzmAex ef sees of ths yho8e Ase
. lmprssea<a; sqsAls tes iss frSniese p
]. the v,sth Of The several aEeess which es.
sAs iEpscvsd strsss; he vsdss q =
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08

British bark Dee. from 'Ffifco 10
Tacoms for lumber. arrived In too OF
the tug Piooser. TIE same tug brought
tbs bark Aartea Giover to Pors Discoy
cry. The latter is from 6an Francisco
fof q return cargo Of lumber.
Tse TSee brought in the Bsitish ship
Nerierub, from San Francisco 10 Ia.
CONS. to load lombef ffon sydney
| From here she was toved up eound b
tie tug tacoma, the Tyee going oovr
tbs straits again.
Poar TownsKxp, April !.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08
r.r, rswasead Ciure. Drsw.sA.

Poxr Jovxszxp, Apsii 7-fSpecisl
William Kal1. Of tie arm of waterman
A Ks.x. vas drowned ~ ] o'esok this
evenina. Toe ship Palmyra from San
Dieas vas coming In when kaix in
White ball boat attempted % board the
snjp and vas run do0o. HIS boatman
vas ssvsd snA later Katx's body vss re-
eoyercd. Tie accident vas ths result
OF pore esreisnres. Oaiy for kofhs.
chilSs beat the otter oscopans veoio
haye lksxtsa ue: si0iiaf daAah. De-
csased zss q native Of Germany aed
a resident Of Port Tovuserd fog the
rass ten years. He vas unoassied.
Mtlssasy Changes.
s.x rRAxossoo. ASrii I'LL 10 report
ed tnas tbs Impression prevails among
ar1,y efiosra bare that the Seceos 50
roirtrsecs OF General Crook ~ . maj %
General Will cause 0ecersi Howard 70
- trsrsfsrred 10 commasd the division
of xiSsocri. With besdqoarters a. Chi
| cs,o, and ihaA Gecefai Crook VII b
es.s.nsd 70 the command OF the dsv.s-
| i'm q. tte Paci6e. IL u irsimstec tha
6cre-a, Howard vas given the optioi
Of rsxsz,nina here or going 10 lineage
snGi ihsf be pre.srs tie latter city.
Priest asA Earaers CsasteseA.
DrntIS. April s--FAsher Kesnedy an
/ xteeu farmers Of eoa & Cork have bee
ccarsc.ea tsr art<aetnx National Lesgu
n,e.siaS in Q proclaimed d.kfyscx and 90
txnce1 10 thr<e rsoefss smexseonmnI
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08

AlpcouunQus. n. ~, April 7.-Mr.
sad m. !. =. B=ynoids arrived on the
morpipa tain from Las veaas- On ths
vey 10 Shs hotel. Mr.. Rsynolds ~ .
ussscl fall from the pocket Of kis ovss-
go he hsd 90 his arm. The hammer
ssr,kins lie psvsmsnt, tbs revolver vas
dischar.sd t1e shot striking Mrs. Bsy.
| ro,ds il the heaTt, killing her To-
ssauiiy.
eks Fnsscnoo, April 7.-Indicatsou'
fnr the twenty four hooss esmmsneinl
Il O. { Q. M. April .. for Oreaoo an
Wasninatoo Territory: Local rasn'
lieAt . fessh suathvassSsiy vfool
| noasiy sGalloassy tsDOoeAeess.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-04-08
BRANCH HOUSE.
STAVER & WALKER,
SEATTLB-

All parties wishing 6ne vehicles, such as Phaeon Buggies'
Carriages etc. will do well to wait until We open our
depository and display h0O on or about May lst-
W. have now under construction building 40x lO0 two
stories high, located upon Colmans deck where We
shall carry full stock OF
Farm Machinery, the celebrated studebaker Ve-
hicles, Columbus Carriages. Frazier Carts,
McMurray & Fishers Speeding
Wagons and Sulkies.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

euano ninety dollars ton. IL we bought
more than we could pay for could take
thousand-dollar niger to Richmond so
easy. All Yes. an, those were hal
cyon days. As the poet expresses 1t,
6If there was an elysium on earth, 1t
was then. il was then" And things were
so cheap. too. have table before me,
a table OF the price OF wheat running
back fifty years. In New York, January,
1853. it was worth Sl.32 bushel-a
bushel and half OF wheat bought NJ.
a 81 sack OF salt. NoW. wheat IN New
York is 93c.-would take two bushels
and a gallon to buy the same sack OF
salt. In 1855 wheat was worth IN Janu-
airy, in New York, S2.57 per bushel
now. 93c. In 1856 one bushel OF wheat
would buy, within one cent, 43 pounds
of nails now-Alay, 1SSS-one bushel
Of wheat would buy, at even 4c. pound,
only 23i pounds.
In January, 1854, wheat was worth IN
New York S2.0la bushel. A bushel then
would buy "a pounds of plow-csstings.
Now a bushel Of wheat at 80 cents buys
only 23I pounds. Hello ems facts
have slipped from under him, and he
didn't know he bought things so much
cheaper in 1853, 1854, and 1855 than ne
can do now. "Whoop-ee, set 'em up
again, Mr.. M" By the way, what
kind Of Democrat is High Protective
Tariff Democrat, anyhow? 1t is a doc
trine unknown to the father, sons, and
grandsons of Democracy, and emphati-
cally deny that it can be found IN any
platform Of the Virginia Democracy at
any time or place. Here is the latest Nlr-
ginia doctrine: "We favor raising the
revenue requisite for the support of the
Federal Government by tariff upon lm-
ports limited to the necessities OF govern
ment economically administered, and so
adjusted in its application as to prevent
unequal burdens, encourage productive
interests at home, the development OF
our material resources, and afford Just
compensation to labor, but not to foster
monopolies." Is there any protection as
generally understood in that? Another
one of IN. 8" facts gone, "like the
baseless fabric Of vision, leaving not
wreck behind" m" must be one OF
those Malone Democrats-better Demo
Gratis than Ben. Hill. Go, friend IN. "
take Mills's great speech on the tariff IN
broken doses, fasting, and then be pohtl-
cally "born again. KUsTIcUs'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

in the capacity Of my sex to understand
business as we'll a. men can. Fur.
thermore, that good woman's sense OF
honesty and honor in financial matters
is-ceteris paribus--of finer order and
nicer quality than good mau's. She
will 90 hungry rather than defraud the
butcher and baker. stick taper in
bottle and set it on her parlor table
sooner than order from the candlestick
maker what she has no prospect Of pay
ing for. Debt is to her disgrace 4; the
thought OF a compromise with creditors
on twenty-five cents on dollar when
she owes one hundred is frightful ca
lsmity.
She abounds in charities to a degree
that causes her money-making brother
10 shudder, vet discriminates in the
choice Of objects more wisely than he,
who confesses this in the consignment
TO her of such az demand judicious in
vestigation and personal inquiry. Intui-
ton gives her much help here (; patience
with details and native tact give more.
We ask, then, of husbands and fathers
only fair play. Let Our Girl be in
trusted from early childhood with stated
sums Of money to be managed altogether
by and for herself. As she grows older
let these be set to her account in bank
and cover her personal expenses
of clothing, ornaments, Jric-d-6rdc,
books, etc. The mother may counsel
and warn to save her from disaster, but
she must trust her own discretion for the
most part. A slip or two, or even a
stunning fall, will work out future good
for her. Deposit, draft. and discount
will cease TO be enigmas to her, and the
worth of money become a fact she will
never forget. lpledge my Judgment for
the assertion that she will never over
draw her account more than once, II
then.
The wife thus trained will bring other
capital TO her husband with personal
charms and, possibly, fortune He will
gain a business partner, safe, clever.
clear sighted-the only one the world
affords whose interests will be absolutely
identical with and inseparable from his
own. MARION HARLASD.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
Queer society Found in Iowa.


al found queer society up there in
Iowa county. They call themselves
The True Insrirationists, and all their
property is held in common. No one has
individual possession, and but $40 to 800
is allowed to a man and S25 to $40 to a
woman for spending money or personal
emolument. Marriage lowers the spirit
ual standing Of member though 1t is
allowed Rule Is of their bylaws
reads like this: Fly from the So
ciety of womankind as much as posi-
BILE, as highly dangerous mag
net and magical fire. Reasonably
enough, the community has grown but
little during hundred years they are
now about SEQ or |, 500 strong. Their
woollen goods, and, indeed, everything
they make, are quoted away above the
usual market price for that class OF
goods. They are eminently moral and
upright, not one single case Of complaint
against them being found on the records
of the county. A rule for children is
DO not play with children of the other
SEX They indulge In no Amusement.
One OF the head men said to me: a
pic mic is mighty poor business. Their
houses are German in appearance, warm,
comfortable, and filed with everything
in the way of eSting and drinking. The
dress is OF the simplest sort, and no or
namentation is allowed. The women all
wear blue calico. with black wrap or
cap over the head. The horses ando
are too fat for severe service. Every
body takes il easy; IN outsider will do
as much as four of the community in
day They are wine-makers, but, being
first Of all law-s6iding citizens, they have
dropped that branch OF their industry.
They read few papers and take little in
terest in politics, but at the test election
the whole colony in body voted against
prohibition. The chances that woman
suffrage will ultimately prevail has a
tendency to further disturb them. The
sexes are required always to sit apart, to
prevent silly talk, and because the fe-
male is dangerous TO the peace Of
mind"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
The GTunibIer.

The weather critic grumbles when the vernal
seasons cold,
And he grumbles when trOpic wave upon the
same takes hold;
He grumbles when a freshet oyernows terrestrial
ways,
And he grumbles when there interyenos
round Of dr0ughty days.
He crumbles when the mercry's down: he
crumbles when 1t highers:
He grumbles when be shiyers, and he growls
when he per-pres.
He grumbles when il billiards, and he grumbles
when IL halls:
He grumbles when Eolus sleers and when no
Sits IN gales.
He grumbies when the weather bureau opens
all its dues,
He grumbles wnen It's reticent and doesn't deign
u OOZe:
In fact 10 Providence he intimaies with buster
rank.
'This thing will never run to suit til can turn
Tho crank
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

81 need hardly recite to your Honor, "
said n young pleader, strongly imbued
with malapropism. THAT this IS case
fragrant with horrors-a case which, l
NAV say. presents a perfect horoscope
to our view. The accused IS not a man
Of war, but one who through all his life
has smoked the calomel of peace with
his neighbors. From the days Of his
infanticide he has labored to keep a lock
on the temple of Jonas and to heal the
wounds made by the grapery and CAMS
ter of cruel strife. His life has been an
open book to the world, the pages OF
which have rung with the welkin OF his
praises and the tide Of whose history has
flowed with the odious aromatics Of his
fame. But why repeat this to you
Why dwell on a record which is n IA
miliar matter to his township, a familiar
matter to his State, and-permlt me to
say il the language OF the gods-Ddter
faniihuS to the world?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
Ladies' Pa,ent-Leaiher Tip Boots, Sis

Ladies' Pa,ent-Leaiher Tip Boots, Sis;
Gentlemon's Waukenphast Shoes. s.;
Ladlea Kid Opera slippers &c., as good as any
body sells Tor 55c
Every year We sell beautiful Beaded Bow
Slipper a. Csc. This season thoy arc prett.el
Than ever.
Just % make 10 lively We Ofer Oh ladies' serge
Buskins AZ -. One cent less than cost
ladies' Patent Leather Oxf0ri-Iies. fl.8S.
Ladies fine Hand Nade Button Shppers tl89
Biggest stock Of ladies' Misses. and Children
Oxforl-Ties and Button slippers ever brought
together ~ . retail shoe-house.
See our Wonderful s2.i5 and s. Seamless Cali
Shoes for Gentlemen.
No nisrep presentation. We keep 81 We aifer-
tise sud more besides.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

have gone into the Union had it been
known that the State could be "sued in
any court OF the United States by peo-
pie in or out Of the State, would in my
Judgment be as ridiculous as to say that
water would run uphill, provided the
wind was blowing from the east. How"
ever,if our people will just pay their
taxes due the State in money, with
money, i have no objection that Mr..
Conway or any one else may ainuse
themselves in any way they may think
proper. "JusT So"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
How 20 Rem~mper Ev.ry,h,nx

We mean 1t in its exact liberalism
and better than the mere statement, We
can give the name and address OF the
discoverer Of this wonderful method.
Preacher, il Won would remember your
sermon doctor, if you care to recollect
the needed data of your profession
everybody who would remember erery-
thing-write for particulars 10 Professor
A. Loisette, 237 Fifth avenue. New
York.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
PRICES Low ! QUALITY HIGH
JACOB MAY & Son.
6O7 BROAD STREET.
DON'T COMPOUND OUR PRICES THOSE OF CHEAP TRASH
UNADAPTED TO YOUR WANTS. GOODS DIRECT FROM
MANUFACTURERS NO AUCTION TRASHN


Nisses opera slippers ts-, so,i elsewhere ..
75c:
Misses O1f0rd-Iies 1t. worth 81.
ladies' French-Heel opera 81 plers s..
Laugtry Tee. French HeeL q few o.t ...s.
3. ~, AMI 5. ai .-..--reellar lr .
Genuemous uand->oWei Shoes,
tfO-fyo dinereat eiyies.
We carry tle biggest stock q fl..-
Tip goods f0r LADIES' ga ,hs ri,J.
n you suffer with coms or luri.r-
give our inc grade 40 Hal1-~cFrt ~.r.f
As good a. made t0 orier. and m .rH t'
economical We could H. NU.4f...
plimeniary romark- made arH-- '.r ..r t,-..
eczy shoes Tor Ladies aul Gentlemen
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
FNnFpssPO.

4 young man addicted 10 freight
His Julets front garden geight
With his slender physique
Got caught st the flique
By the yeOman that DOssed the esteighI,
And when he forthwith babe adleu
To the same, be so speedfuiy lieu
There was hardly q doubt
But he'd been fired Oubg
On the Prov OF a dOuble-sOled shieu.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"You say you always travel by the
limited express. Mr.. Ready?"
Always, sir. II ia not only the
speediest, but the safest as well.
"How so 1 never quite understood
what the title limited express meant.
"Wby, my dear sir, it means railway
train that is limited to travel on the
track. and is not expected to cut across
lots or do any athletic bridge-Iumping
on the way
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"Then, Pat, you are OF the opinion
that life is hardly worth living, EN- ?"
"Indeed an am, sir: After the ex-
spayrince Owe had, sure, ] can say, so
OF cane. that ef OF was goin' to live me
loife all over agin old prefer to be dead.
60 OF wud.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"Do you believe in love at first sight,
Mrs. Fhghty?"
81 should say did. Why, the first
time l saw Mr.. Eighty thought him
an angel and loved him deyotedly, but
every time have seen him since that
I've liked him less.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"There you are, Mr. Grumpy, sitting
in your shirt-sleeyes again, and | have
80 often told you it was unrefned. "
"But, my dear, am not sitting in
my shirt-sleeves. at all | am"
"Oh, the peryersity Of men. Here is
your coat on the rack and there you are
sitting in your shirt-sleeyes. :"
every well, madam. thought | at
tired myself correctly this morning, but
il you insist upon it that am sitting in
my shirt-sleeyes ! must have got one OF
my garments on wrong"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
"What did you think of the opera

"What did you think of the opera,
dear? 2"
"Oh, I liked the gals singin' well
enough, but 1 can't say that enjoyed
the flavor Of Mr.. Gusto's gutter notes.
mir. Gusto? Why, do you mean
that staJwart Italian baritone Are you
sure that's his name p
"Of course. Haven't | seen it in the
paper again and again that Miss Breezy
sings with great gusto ?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"Then, you say, Doctor, that my dear
husband is not in "a state OF coma?"
Well-er-no Hardly that, ma
dam. 1t is what I would pronounce a
state OF mumbhDg delirium.
ooh, am so comforted by that as
surance. There's at least an appearance
of sociability in that, and then one Is o
apt to be entertaining, don't you know,
in state Of mumbling delirium, and it
relieves the tedium of nursing immense
w. For my part think it much more
diyerting than a state of coma.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"What have you got against your
neighbor, jerks? He seems to be clever
enough"
Clever? Why, didn't he enter my
deer-park last night and chase one Of my
stays out of the enclosure ~
THAT should make no Issue between
you, / am sure, for according to your
own showing he's Q man after your own
hart"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

A sailor may sometimes escape the
teeth of the wind and get the blight Of
the coast.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

The dude that was caught in a stone
crusher wasn't exactly liquihed, but he
came out a ground swell.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

When ship is sailing under bare
poles may she be said to have out
stripped the wind?
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13
WADE wuIPPLE's wuIMs.

It is the sorcery of Bacchus that puts
q man Gin his cups"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"What are you bawling about,
Johnny? Has any one hurt You ?
"Yes, sir The governor just scored a
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

DOoK AND JOB WORK NEATLY
ID ExEcUTED AT FAX pIaPALVa f''A"'
lSQ-HQlak
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-05-13

"Why should you cry over that?"
"Cos he done it with a shingle, sir.