Morning journal and courier., 1888-11-03
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Sweethearts have auburn, sun-kissed ! tresses and retrousse noses, tip-tilted like | the petal of flower. Wives have red hair l and pug gnoses.-Philadelphia Call. Now is the time when the baker raises his voice against the unholy spectators of Chi oago as he charges two cents more for the loaf whose costs increased half cent Life.
 DeSmith to Lawntie, who has just return ed from a tour abroad-'tDid you see the Latin quarter in Paris?" Lawntie-"No,sa saw nothing but French coins and few English shillings. Burlington Free Press. ''I'll do better next time," said man who had been drunk when it was necessary for him to be sober. 'fOh, mol" said his employ CT; 'you will not do at all. Someone else will be doing in your place. ."-New Orleans Picayune.
 Elderly bride-"Darling, when begin to grow old and plain, will you worship me as passionately as you do nowf" Young hus-
 baud-"Ah, dear, can you doubt me? Do you imagine for moment that my love is so hort-livedP'-Harperg Bazsr. We are always ready to answer all ques- tionas which may be asked us concerning po- litical issues, but when man writes to know whether 6 reduction of the wool tariff will affect the price of flannel cakes he exhibits levity totally out of place in campaign of
 intellect. "-Terre Haute Express. (Mistress to new girl)-''What under the sun do you mean by sitting idly all day in the kitchen when l am paying you $4 d week." New girl (recent importation)- at Castle Garden told us if we contracted to work we'd be sint back. ."-Boston Post. Not Good Enough.-'Now, Elisha, let's select name for baby; he's old enough" "What's the matter with my name7 Isn't it good enough to be handed downp "Oh, Elisha, did want to call the dear little fel- low after somebody good and noble like Lin coin or Washington, you know" The baby is still unnamed.-Detroit Journal. A Cincinnati fortune teller says that if she happens to tell a woman one truth in her whole past that woman will firmly believe that the fortune teller can tell the truth about the woman's future. But how does it happen that fortune teller ever happens to tell one truthi That is what the world is waiting to hear.-Boston Transcript.
 Clara We're de Vere-'It can never be, never"
 Mr. Highfyer-'I was on the top side of that wheat corner, Miss Clara. Look at this bank account"
 Clara-'eI do not love you, MT. Highfyer. but respect you. Oh, my darling, how, how deeply respect you. l am yours. "-Phila- delphia Record.
 Willing to Abate Profts.-s'If this is real- \ ly a five-dollar pair of pants" said Jack Bor- I rowe dubiously "I don't see how you can afford to sell them for ninety eight oentsl" ! 'Ah, mein frient," replied Abrahams, ''dot ! is part of de stock of wholesaler who is scared by the free wool idea, und he is will I ing to sell them at the actual cost of manu- facturep'-Puck.
 "How is your papa getting alonga" asked Mrs. Yeast of the Crimsonbeak boy the other day, when she was waiting for his mother to make her appearance in the par Tor.
 s'Oh. bully He is going to build house."
 "Going to build heusei How do you know thatF" "Well, I heard mamma say he brings brick home in his hat every night. ."-Yonk- CTS Statesman.