New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-27
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Omaha feels sure OF getting the next Methodist
General Conference four years hence. The Repub-
can" Of that city sums up the benefits as followst
"Four years of solid advertising, followed by the
presence in the city for thirty days Of a body Of
several thousand leading business men brought to-
gether from all parts Of the United States and the
Old World. As o simple matter Of fact tho Methodist
General Conference Of 1892 will be worth more TO
omaha than half a dozen National political cons
ventioDs'
Prosperous Ttmes.-"My friends he said. @r trust
"No SIR" replied his friend, Pm in the business
sell it,
and engage in something better ~ A..
"whaa,at, give up the liquor business Just on tho
think I'm crazy p--(The Epoch
correspondent wants to know what 1t means when
wild geese fly northward in cold weather. Well for
one thing, 1t means that they are geese
Gotham's Paternal Government York Dame.
Oh, there's my hair coming down again. ! don't
see why harpins can't be made so they'll stay where
H Husband-well I'll wrIte to Mayor Hewitt about
tt.-(Omaha World
The business card of Illinois man reads:
"Justice of the Peace War claims speciality"
tho meaning of things he, saw and heard N America
than bis countrypen usually are lie was riding down
square was neared the conductor thrust bis head in
at the door and cried out SUDDENLY
TSre a'' Weildressed women rose hastily ane hurried
out of the car as If the individual mentioned were OK
Englishman craned his neck curiousy but could SEQ
nobody remarkable outside.
panon, with air of bewilderment, who Charles isr
| -(Boston Courier
1t is stated that greater prominence than usual
will BE- given to temperance at Chautauqua tbs season
NO REST FOR Us.
The meu who observed Amt IT cold r. disappear,
aIivfOn shQ
And we're safe we suppose, till the summer is hero
From those who cry "a snt It hot :,
| "' '''' -(Bostoi Courier.
m,meum fakir In. Western town recently am
pounced that he would exhibit an educated man. oorn
| and bred in Chicago, who could nevortheess 'peeH
only broken English. When tho people wen In TO see
the curiosity they found that he was a stammro'
In soclety.-He-Ah, Mss Filbert, ! iave ,us'
'0e shpe@fndeed. Mr. Peanut How charmiw' What
lie (hopelessly,-The samo old cOncet, Mis- Foee'
| the same old conceit u.o,,o,r.nbv. Mr.. Peanut
She (swcetly)-Ah, an AUTOBIOGRAPHY, '"i' A'
| -(Washngton Critic.
| The limited States postoffccs known as Eoluuon'
| cho.tnut Renown. Chcekvie and Fossil have pee peer
discontinued There are plenty OF queer naho, ''.'
| however, and plenty more suggested ior 10, o,n.o
Flapdoodle Humbug and Mugwump being '~ 80
candidates. These three Offices might 10 ''"'''N
"what object to in Name rem Hon have ID here
There's Androscoggin, for instance. ~ Z. had
piled the Maine man, psannan.yvan,a-P xsuawney,
YouSho ahcny, Mauc3 Chunk, ana the hAo' " '''
land Advertiser ,,,..,,ss
North Carolina negro has head when meNsu,. ,
,h,rty.two inches in circumference 10 uoe,n
whether to become an actor or . 0a'''""
"Tbo Boston Traveller tells OF man who 10. sau,
Long ,ms 10 find paper that had nothing 70 say 49,
In 0nly
paper Of pins 1888. toni
r.u,uo . Second Adventist baptism ~mc na. .Ty
during Town that bordcred upon our conr n,nSes
Bt1er the minister, after having waL,d tnna 20
th The .gsrs and 10 . &c
nnrroprlate hymn" AT which an over soSSnrnedeid
Union ..,,,n Tor
paoaoddles IS a now word of Southern orispn ~
The abIuess The Democratic party VIII wv
bad attack OF reedoddiss next NovcmOo"
ABOUT TIE SIZE OF IT;
Pm Grover Cleveland from Bunaol
lead tho leaders poss the sho"t
There's one Of me,
| There's thousands OF tnemi
| They are the buds,
And | am the stem;
Or let them stay,
Jast Is / happen
| To feel that day ~U.,.
| I'm Grover Cleveland from bunsl e,, noov.l
The one big Man in the party ~"
Pm Grover Cleveland from Buffalo,
work my IN mixer, never blow
I've got my grip,
And i,ll stay right thercs
while the leaders suss
| And the leaders swear 90
| I take Il serenely;
I know my chance,
I hold up .he party -.
| BY the seat Of It's psnnn,sssIc
| I'm Grover Cleveland from bun bun III "a,
I'm the Unit OF Value they can
! THEY'D knife me Of ccai0''
| Thcy've got the gall ~
| But tbcyd rather have u"
Than nothing at all ,w.lo.
I'm Grover Cleveland from p -
III cot left. tho party must Is cass. -.