New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY

"Tho London Standard" "A lady of good family
without means, with thorough knowledge OF every
thing, would be grateful to any who would give
her occupation, not particular as to what
along john Wentworth, who has been an invalid
at the sherman House for many months, ana on
whom Colonel Rice of tho fremont, called some weeks
ago, is slowly recovering. The other dag he man
aged to get down into the once oN Wa ar om n,O me
He called one OF the bell boys and ordered glass OF
milk The boy went to The The bar bar Sd b ana SoS 0 he
liar, but the boy insisted and the barkeeper went
RS hs Re oeT Re
back to his place OF business, pulled on biz apron put
on his coat and hat and said he would meyer se ea
Mail sHIi"'' 0'Op u " ''''' 80 ''"' - ~ ~
During Max 0Relps visit In this country he re-
ceived letters from a number Of wouldbe prominent
people in various parts of this country suggesting that
in case he concluded to write book about the United
States he Incorporate in 1t reference to them
And to make this easy for him they incloSed iaua-
atory sketch of their lives
Tho story OF the Cape Cod youth who spent week
in finding ten cents on the street in Boston, has
who must have been relative of that one. He hap
pened to be visiting In Boston, good while ago. On
the Fourth Of July, and went out on The Common 70
soc tho sights. He returned in an hour or two, look
e.what's the matter, silas'' he was asked.
"Gosh all hemlocks!n he exclaimed; "this is the
most extravagant place ! ever seer
oval, you know that quarter of dollar you give
me 4 Yes mC%SHsinnS1,'
"Spent It. by hockey, all but twenty-three cents,
slap,dash for moasses cakes l"-(Boston Transcript.
A man In Western town seriously proposed to issue
an edition OF the Bible with pages devoted to adver>
Using inserted in the text but he up the idea when
he learned what indignation it excited.
In the West End.-smaIl Boy TO lady vsitor-Do
Lady-ot course NOT: live In brick house. Why
do ySn ask such RnDW 0 here last
and said Mrs Blank wasn't any better than she ought
Lady (wonderlnglyl-Ycs.
Small Boy-well, after you went away mamma was
talking about IT, and said something about people that
live in glass houses throwing rocks, and thought It
was mighty funny Il you lived In glass house cause
l never one In Washingon.-(W ashlngton Critic
An Indiana editor recently wrote COCK doodle doc
article about the Hoosier Democracy in which no re-
MARKED that the Democratic Tyre was uttering tr-
umphant notes. But the wicked compostor set It up,
"the Democratic ar' and the editors mail is full OF
indignant letters from his subscribers.
Training for New Home.-Norther Father tafter
he had been slapped by his sonl-Ihanl you
ali s,i hin T. sTs yI me sss
omlgrate to Georgia and don't want to get shot,
Omaha World
In Chicago silhouette pictures called water
colos they the color OF the water of the
Chicago River.
A lady living in Ptts6ed, Mass, recently sent to
President Cleveland Photographic views OF the
streets there during tho late blizzard But the Presi-
dent Is not much interested in the late" blzzard lie
would rather have few Views OF the coming Novem-
Der blizzard although 1t couldn't afford him much COM
fort to know in advance that he had been left out u
the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Herald
an ~ NJ NJ. Matson, Myers, Mers Munson.
Manly and Mastery Men, Majestic and Magical" is the
way in which "The Cincinnati Enquirer refers to The
first four names on the Indiana State Democratic
ticket. 1t might have added "Mugwumps Morose'
the ticket calculated to put them In that condition
Last Injunctons.-Par Dame-Are you all
ready for Sunday school!
Partisan Chd-Yes, mamma ,.,
We'll now be careful not TO make any MISTAKES.
II you are asked who created the earth and made tho
World.
When an opera singer sings in broken English, Is IL
correct to say that her voice is crackedi
First Democratic Polltican-Of course We shall come
cut square and fair on the tariff question .,v.,,,
Second ditto-Not necessarily however, we haven't
And how about the Fisheries Treatyi'
"well, we haven't thought 1t necessary 70 30 into
1--WE shall have to take issue on the subject Of
why, don't know about that"
But the subject Of our fnanoeS;-
"To tell you the truth we haven't CONSIDERED any ot
these side issues; we have thought Il necessary TO
stick entirely to the main question: ~" u A'nie'"
succcss."-tBoston Transcript
Never walk under Il safe that Is being hosted. II you
don't want 1t to get the drop on you.
Method in Her Madness.-Bache lor whom Brown
has brought homo TO dnnerl-Does your wife always
kiss YOU Brown, when you return from the onlce'
Brown-Yes always, never falls
Bachelor with slghl-Ah 1t must DO delightful 20
have cosey home lihe this and slovely little WHO
iirown also With a slgh)-Yes she kisses me to dis
cover II l have been drinking anythlng-tThe Ep"'"
cynical Englshman who has been spending SON.
time IN this city says that half the citizens are noHo
and reputable people, and the other half are
At n Ball Gamc.-He (cxctedly)-Dy Jovs' oia 'ou
see that left fielder catch that ny ,,,s. now
She (rctulo i-Of course didn't u'm can do
Won can see ny far away, Wien Is all sHm N.Y., w
to sec the ball What do they do Win Inc mpiwash
flies anyway, John, when they catch tasn "" go"
ingtop Critic.
Acquainted with it's Virtues stranger faruom mo
sir but heard you complain TO nlenu VI 'o"s
OF lassitude which is peculiar to this season.
"Woll" ,,.. ,.u, NAH. Won |
am agent for a preparation which VIII MAKE you
feel like a new man."
"Wbat is II "
Dr. Balsam's Magic Potion
"oh, guess won't try IT,
"Why not :" -. A.. ,,.a,.,,. -
(Lincoln Journal