The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1888-11-15

A canary bird that can sing and
won't sing, ought to be given a
medal
We suspect that the upper ten in
cludes the winning nine and the
umpire.
THAT HACKING COUGH can be
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guar
antee it, For sale by Starkweather u Go.
The smell Of coffee is very CRATE
full to many people-particularly to
those who board.
BOY (who finds politics bewilder-
ing): papa, which are you, any
way, republican or an emigrant.
DO You suffer with catarrh? You can be
cured if you take Hoods Sarsaparilla the
grea blood purifier Sold by all druggists.
Floor Manager "Whad's yo'
pardner a sultin' fer?" Leader of
the band: "Sutin'? | reck'n yo'd
suit eff you'd swolled hormoni-
cum!"
"Mrs. Barkley, are you familiar
with songs without words?' " ooh,
yes, quite. Mr. 7arkley frequently
sings them when comes home in
the morning.
-Catarrh cured, health AMI sweet breath
ecured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Rem
Price so cents. Nasal Injector Free For
sale by Stark weather & Co.
AS usual, the "parties sold to the
rum power" have poured cold water
on the hopes Of prohibltionists; but
these gentry shouldn't kick against
their favorite beverage.
"Did you ask Miss Pointer to
dance last night?" eyes, and she
said she was engaged" "And what
did she say the second timer" "That
she was tired" "And the third time.
That she was going home"
There is no more fruitful source of disease
than vitiated blood. 1t involves every
organ and and functian of the body, and if
not Immediately corrected by the use of
Ayers SarSaparilla, sooner or later leads to
fatal results. Be warned in time
A land flowing with milk and
honey would be bad land to live in
Milk makes seven people out IF ten
bilious, and honey gives eightvout of
ten collie. Flowing with pancakes
and molasses would be better.
Young Lady (to chiropodisD: II
wish you could help me, professor. I
endure so much agony when dane
ing" Professor Confidently: "Oui,
mademoiselle, | have re sure cure.
make re specialize of re light fantastic
toe"
The combination of ingredients found in
Ayers Pills renders them tonic and curative
as we'll as cathartic. For this reason they
are the best medicine for people of costive
habit, as they restore the natural action of
the bowels, without facilitating.
Teacher Ito class in natural
sCienCe): "What kind of light do we
get from the sum- Scholar Solar
light, sir" Teacher: "Very good.
Now, Tommy Briggs, tell US what
kind Of light get from the moon?"
Tommy Briggs; "Satel light"
Under walnut tree they sat
He held her hand, she held his hat
held my breath aud lay flat
They kissed saw them do it,
He held that kissing was no crime,
She held up her head every time;
held my peace and wrote this rhyme.
They never knew | knew it.
-Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terriable cough. Shiloh's Remedy is
he remedy for you. For sale by Stark
weather & Co.
The Rector: My dear Mrs.
Worldleigh, you must miss your
church very much; | feel for you"
Mrs. Worldleigh: II don't miss
church as much as you would sup
pose, for | make Janet sit at the
window Sunday morning and tell
me just who is going by and how
they are dressed.
Tramp: "Do you people eat this
kind Of fodder?" Benevolent dress
maker: Yes, we do. Amt it good