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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Fever Takes Another Hmm.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla, Nov. 2,-There were fifty-six new cases, sixteen white and forty colored, and two deaths-Mrs. George Wet more and James Harris. The day was the coolest for week past GO degs.), but the fever record took another jump and people are quite discouraged. There seems to be nc nrOsnect of frost.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Robbed of Thousands by Eootnads.

AKRON, O., Nov. 2.-Joseph Dickenhof, aged 70, while going through an unfre- quented part of this city was assaulted by two highwaymen and robbed of $7,9oO that he carried in g yalise. He was knocked down with slungshot. The thieves escaped in the darkness, stealing horse and buggy to get away. Officers are in pursuit.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
BuffalO'S Big Parade.

BUFFALO, Nov. 2-The great parade of the campaign took place here last night. Nearly 10000 Republicans were in line. Throughout the line of march the streets were blaze of fireworks, Chinese lanterns, flags and bunting.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Defrauded and Destitute.

MONTREAL, Nov. "A considerable num- ber of Greeks are among the defrauded laborers on the Hereford railway at Shaw vile, Fifty-four of them have arrived in a destitute condition. Thirty-three Italians arrived from Cookshire. They stated that they had received only 55 cents during the last three months They had nothing to eat
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Suicide of a Veteran RaiIroaIer

CREsTL1NE, O., Nov. 2.-Henry Ertly, aged 60 years, day baggage master for the Pittsburg, Fort Wayne and Chicago road at this place, committed suicide by taking laudanum. His body was found near the cemetery, he having left note saying where he would be found. Ertly was in the employ of the Pennsylvania Railroad company for thirty years.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Fellow Feeling.

ST PETERSBURG, Nov 2.-The czar has received telegrams from the emperors of Germany and Austria and from President Carnot congratulating him upon his escape from the accident wbch his train met with on Monday,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Centennial Treasure.

OwENsBoRo, Ky, Nov. a,--Andrew John son, cripple, living near Red Hill, this county, while digging in the ground, un- earthed a copper kettle filled with gold and silver coins. The kettle was inscribed, "October. 17SS.n The treasure amounted to over 5000.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
He Wants His Money Back,

NORTHAMPTON, Mass, Nov. 2-William B. Hale has sued the reorganized Florence Sew ing Machine company for S14 800 and has at tached the company's property at Florence When the company was reorganized Hale, as a stockholder, paid s12,OOO assessment. No dividend has since been paid, and he sues for the amount of the assessment with inter- aSt
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Fired Into a Crowded Train.

WABASH, Ind, Nov. 2.-An unknown scoundrel fired into crowded train on the Wabash road, which was returning from the Republican rally at Peru. The train had reached the city limits here when bullet crashed through the window of one of the coaches and whizzed by the faces of Town ship Trustee Cary and County Superintend- ent Myers. There is no clew to the mis mt
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
License Application.

Town Clerks office Waterbury, Conn. October 3l, lSSS.-This is to certify that John Bowling mas hled an application to sell spirituous and intoxicating liquors at No. B Baldwin street and Is endorsed by M. NJ. Woods. James J. Con- nor, John McCinn FintOn Bowe and Charles E.
 Shlpley five electors and taxpayers in said town.
 JAMES c. WHITE, Town Clerk.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Twice Buried.

NEW HAVEN, Nov, 2.-Michael Quinn, while making water connection, was buried by the caying in of the sides of the ditch. He was nearly rescued when second slide buried him so deep that before he could be dug out he smothered to death.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
License Application.

Town Clerks office, Waterbury, Conn October S1, 1SS8-This is to certify that John Monohan toxicating liquors at No 19 West Main street. and IS endorsed by Edward S. Smith, J. K Smith, G. H. Gloves, H. II. Peck and Harry Dubee five electors and taxpayers in said town.
 JAMES C. WHITE. Town Clerk.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
License Application.

Town Clerks office, Waterbury, Conn., October 31, 1888. This is to certify that T. F. Mcdonald has filed application to sell spirituOus and intox- icating liquors at No 23 East Main street, and is endorsed by B: L. I1inman, NJ. P. Lawler, John HoSey, James E. Byrnes and James F. Somers five electors and taxpayers in said town
 JAMES C. WHITE, Town Clerk
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Pitchers Pleasant Authorization

MONTREAL, Nov. 2.-Pitcher, the ab- sconding bank teller of Providence, has been disappointed in his expectations of a good time at St. Vincent de Paul penitentiary. He was put to work at stone cutting, which has turned his brain, and he is now lunatic in the medical ward, thinking he is on r,icnic
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Mir. Blaine at Hartford,

HARTFORD, Nov. 2-Mr. Blaine arrived here last evening accompanied by Walker Blaine, Hon. Morgan G. Bulkeley and lead ing Republicans He spoke to an audience of 5000 people in the First Regiment armorE, being enthusiastically greeted.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
McAu1iffe Will Box Hvams.

NEW YORK, Nov. D. Jack McAuliffe, champion lightweight of America, and Jake Hyams, who claims a like title in England, signed article to box ten rounds, Queens berry rules, within 100 miles of New York, six weeks from Nov. 1, the winner to take the gate money. McAuliffe could not make a championship match within the time de- sired by the Englishman, as he has fight on with Billy Myers in January for S, 5,OOO
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Killed by q Train,

CHIcAao, Nov. 2.--John Reisth, farmer living near Lake View, while driving across the tracks .of the Northwestern road, was struck by an outgoing train and instantly killed, his body being dreadfully mangled. He leaves wife and large family of chill dren.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Death of "NigoIo. :"

NEW YORK, Nov. 2.-Mr. N L. Thieblin. financial writer for The Sun, Chicago Her. aid and other papers, died at his residence, No. 2l West Eighteenth street, of consump- tion. His financial articles were signed "Rigolon
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
License Application.

Town Clerks office, Waterbury, Conn.,, October 31, lSoS-This is to certify that Quintard < Merriam have filed an application to sell spir- ituous and intoxicating liquors at No 129 Bank street and are endorsed by J. T. Trott Charles A Megs, Charles r. Goodwin, Edward McManus and C. R. Baldwin, five electors and taxpayers of said town. JAMES C. WHITE, Town Clerk.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Without big words how could some people 6 Nr nnn
Swiftest Bird on Win

Tine swiftest bird on the wing is the frigate bird, sort of nautical bird of prey. Sailors believe that it can start with the peep of dawn from the coast of Africa, and, follow ing the trade wind, land on tho American coast before sunset. It can undoubtedly fly more than two hundred miles an hour, but we do not know of any trustworthy record of the speed of which 1t is capable.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
License Application.

Town Clerks office, Waterbury, Conn., October 3l, lSso'-This is to certify that John Brown has eating liquors a. No 60 East Main street, and is endorsed by John Alhmarl John Altman Edward McMahon, Michael King and John Erwin, five electors and taxpayers in said town
 JAMES C. WHITE, Town Clerk
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Suicide in a Cell.

LIMA, O., Nov, 2,-Daniol Buckley, of Sy- racuse, N, Y, was locked up~here, suffering from delirium tremens. During the night he dashed his head against the cell door, in ficting injuries from which he died in the morning
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Disastrous Prairie Fire.

MINNEAPOLIS, Nov. 2-A special to The Evening Journal from Gary, Dak., says: A disastrous prairie fire swept the country east of here, destroying thousands of dollars worth of property, including horses, barns, grain and hay
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Tho Man Eating Fly,

The French in Cayenne are said to hold in great dread the Lucilia hominivorax, or man eating fly. This insect lays it's eggs in the mouth or nostrils of sleeping, and especially of drunken individuals, and the matched out larve usually produce a horrible death,- Arkansaw Traveller
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Close of the Engineers' Convention.

RICH&oND, Va, Nov 2.-The Locomotive Engineers convention spent the day in con- sidering reports on matters discussed during the first part of the session. The convention will adjourn sine die this afternoon, having been in session since Oct. r, or fifteen work ing days. The 70" strike will be the last matter disposed of, but the decision will be closely withheld from the public.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Cardinal Newman,s Accident.

LONDON, Nov. 2-The illness of Cardinal Newman is now reported to be very serious. He fell down through weakness While walk ing in his residence recently and knocked his head against the wall.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Birminghamis Election.

LONDON, Nov. 2.-In the municipal cleo tions at Birmingham nine wards returned seven Unonists and two Gladstonians. The elections were contested on political party lima
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
King William in a Critical State.

THE~HAGUE, Nov. 2.-The condition of the king of the Netherlands has grown worse and is declared to be critical. His mouth and throat inflamed and he takes nourish ment with difficulty
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02
Jail and Occupant Burned.

GREENsBURG, La., Nov. 2.-The wooden jail in this place was burned last night, and its only occupant, negro boy accused of horse stealing, perished in the flames.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-11-02

No, Ethel, Calcutta girls do not wear h. dia rubbers when they walk out in the rain. The wear pumps-Harper's Bazar.
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1888-06-13
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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-07
PHYSICIANS.
CHURCHES.

Emmanuel Church (Episcopal Palmer st.-ser.
vice Sundays at $3.50 a. IN. and 1880 y. m. Wm.
HorsfAll. rector
Baptist Church-Wm. NJ. Weeks, acting pastor.
Preaching services sunday at u n. m. aud p m.
Prsi,eAnd Prayer Meeting, Wednesday al 7:i5 p.
m. cordial invitation to all.
Methodist Church-Services Sunday. II a. M,
7;& p. m. :. h. snider, pastor.
Presbyterian Church-Servioes Sunday, II a. m.
SOP. IN. 7. Z. Armstrong, pastor.
Lhusch Of Sacred Heart, CathONc-Sunday, 10
q M. l.. W. j. Lindesmith, chaplain, U. ). A.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-07
SOCIETIES.

A. O. H.--Diyision No. meetb fnt and sac0nu
sundays Oi each month.
X. OF H.-hsots fret and third Wednesdays at
1902. m,, al Old Fellows Hall
A.F. Ma. M.-IellOwst0ne Lodge, No. 20, btsi
and third Wednesdays.
X. A. M.-Yull0Sstone Chapter, No. 5, second
Thupday,in each month
X. T-Damascus Uonmandery fourth Thurs.
dsys.
l. q. o. F.-CustcT Lodge, No. lS, every
SIC aday AZ thoiT hall.
/. 90. F-seutinal Encanpmeut, No. 6, hrst
and third Friday.
X of P.-Crusader Lodge, No I, Thursday
evenings al Odd Fellows hal
cK. Of A-Miles City Branch, every sunday at
p, IA.
X. Of L.-First and third Saturdays.
q. A. R.-U. ;. Grant Post, No. IL, hrst and
third Tuesdays
10. q. T.--star of the West, No, "a, every
Thursday evening,
sofy Gibson Camp No. 4, Meets orst and
third Mondays OF each month nj Good Templars
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-07
AFTERNOON SESSION.

Although the hour set for reconven-
ing was half.pa.t one, tsrdy delegates
made IL two o'clock before the chair
mans gavel raped the convention to
order, and business was again taken
up. The first order was the hearing Of
the report OF the Committee on Gre
dentials, rs follows:
We the undersigned committee on
credentials find the following delegates
have proper authority 10 vote at this
convention, held at Miles City Oct. 8,
1888:
Miles City Precinct-J. NJ. Holt by
proxy, Il. X. Holt, w. T.. Cotter, Louis
King, Steve Jeans. A. Maxwell, ].
BasinsKi, y. Scbaill, w. X. Smith, w.
Birkle, X. q. Redd, w. II. Bullard, +.
NJ. Schwartz, Louis Payette. Jas. Cole.
man, VIM. Tompkins, Jas. McFarlane,
Robt. WHY, +. X. Davis-ls.
Govt Sawmill-A. ii. Fessler-l.
Alzsda-W. l.. Curster and j. G..
King by proxy H. Hood.
Rose6ud-J. II. Hay, l.. NJ. King,
Chas. 0'Connell-3.
AlbIight-B. w. Strong by proxy
A. Kennedy
Forsyth-Thos. Alexander. J. NJ
Pstchln, :. w. Hangle, w. ID. Hill.
Hotchkiss-S. q. Hotchkiss by proxy
X. q. Redd-l.
Brandenburp-Geo. Liscom-l.
Fallon-M. NJ. Coleman by proxy
III. Hilburn-l.
Blatchford-Ed Townsend by proxy
II. Hilburn-l. ,---.
Il. ID. Ranch-D. Bickle by proxy
II. HilburD-l
Ekalaka-S. B. Shsfier, ID. ii. Rus
selI by proxy II. Hilburn-2.
Terry-H. HilhurD-l
Sadie, w, wilson,.
Dixon-S. Stone-l
Hathaway 9. shier-l.
Etchetah-J. Ntchols-l.
Pumpkin Creek. X. Whltbeck-l,
DeHart Ranch-J. M. Brown by
proxy J, II. Hay.
Powder Rlver-W. II. Bowles by
proxy-B. X. Holt.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-07
Custer Democrats.
First Chapter of the Democratic
Campaign for the Year
'SS.
Very Little Manifestation Of In
terest Except by Those
Nominated.
DEMOCRATS IN CONVENTION.
The ''slate" Goes Through without Oppo-
sition and Miles City Is Triumphant.
MORNING SESSION,

MORNING SESSION.
At 1890 a. m. of Saturday, October
OH, thu democracy of Custer county
assembled in the court house at Miles
City were called to order by ]. II. Gar
lock, chairman OF the county central
committee, and the proceedings OF the
county convention began. Jas. Me-
FarlaDe was nominated and elected
secretary pro TEN. A temporary or
ganization being next in order, Mr..
Tompkins nominated Mr.. McFarlaue
IS temporary chairman ard there be.
ing no opposition the nomination was
confirmed. Julius Basinski was in like
manner made secretary. The newly
elected officers having taken their sta 4.
tions, the chairman announced the
fret order Of business TO be the ap.
pointment of comr ittees on Creden.
tials, Resolutions and Permanent Or
ganization. On motion Cf Basinski
the chair was empowered to appoint a
committee Of five on Credentials,
which be proceeded to do az follows:
Delegates Hilburn. Alexander,
Schwartz, Hay and Liscomb. A like
procedure was had In regard to the
two remaining committees, which
were made up ss follows: Committee
on Resolutions, Delegates Tompkins,
Davis, Lum Holt, Hill and Birkle.
Committee on Permanent Organiza-
tion, Delegates BssinskI. Wilson,
Nichols, Stone and w. X. Smith.
The chairman in casting about for
timber with which 10 construct this
last committee, selected a. one of the
members, Mr.. McHugh, of Forsyth,
but the gentleman modestly denied
being member of the convention and
Mr.. w. X. Smith was substituted for
him. A motion was then made for an
adjournment till 2:3O y. m. This was
opposed by the country members, who
desired to reassemble at o'clock, and
although motion to adjourn is not
debatable, q lengthy discussion was
INDUCED in, during which Delegate
Wilson, of Sadie, sought TO have
committee on Rules of Order ap.
pointed. As no rules of order were
desired Mr.. Wilson was promptly
ruled out Of order and the debate on
adjournment wGs resumed and finally
a vote was had on the original propo.
sition, Though repeatedly amended,
which was defeated by an overwhelm.
ing vote. This, however, did not de-
ter Mr.. Basinski from calling for a di-
vision Of the house, which when di.
,id,d showed about five for the 2:3O
adjouI nment and some forty "for-
niust" il. A motion was then made
for an adjournment until l:3O p. H.,
which prevailed.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-07
THEDAILY JOURNAL
Every Morning Except Monday.

The Official I"pep of Caster County:
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1888-04-14

At the annual meeting of the Black
Hills Firemen's Association held at
Rapid City last week, the following
officers were elected for the ensuing
year: President, j. r. Brennan, Rapid:
First Vice President, j. +. Summers
Spearfish Second Vice President, Geo.
McClelland, Spearfish Third Vice Pre-
sident, - Gaylor, Sturgis; Recording
Secretary, c. A. Maskrey, Rapid Cor
responding Secretary, II. Schmidt, Lead;
Treasurer, ID. M. Gillette, Deadwood.
An executive committee of one from
each company was appointed. The
bond Of the secretary was increased to
81 900; and Of the treasurer to $1,000.
Speartish, being the only bidder, secured
the tournament upon the offer of 81 200,
and July 4th was agreed upon as the
date for holding the same.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1888-04-14
In Brief, And To The Point.

Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered
liver is misery. Indigestion is a foe to
good nature. The human digestive APP
paratusis one Of the most complicated
and wonderful things in existence. 1t
is easily put out of order.
Greasy food, tough food, sloppy food,
bad cookery, mental worry, late hours,
irregular habits, and many other things
which ought not to be, have made The
American people a nation Of dyspeptics.
But Green's August Flower has done a
wonderful work in reforming this sad
business and making the American peo-
pie so healthy that they can enjoy their
meals and be happy.
Remember:-No happiness with out
health. But Green's August Flower
brings health and happiness to the
d~yspeptic. Ask your druggist for a bot
tie. Seventy-fve cents.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1888-04-14
After the

Irate wife: "I'm going right home to
my mother, | am, bo-ho-ho; you've
treated me so mean that my hearts just
broke, SO it is, bo-ho-bo-ho-bo."
Husband, meekly; "Why, dear, what
is the matter, now? thought I was
treating you awfully kind"
Wife: Don't dare me, you mean
thing! bo-ho-bo."
Husband: "Why, now darling, do be
reasonable and tell us what has offended
you"
Wife: ooh, you brute! AS though
you don't know"
Husband: Honest iniun, Pet"
Wife: "When | read the advertise
ment in the Chronicle Of that Portable
Soda Fountain made by Chapman & Co.,
Madison, Ind, didn't you promise me
you would see Hitchcock and get him
to send for their illustrated catalogue ?
He says you never spoke to him about
it. But what could | expect from a
brute of a husband, who every time he
sees a white horse looks around for his
~red-headed girl? You'll wake up some
morning and find your prosecuted wife
dead, her heart broken then you will
wish you had treated her kindly-bo-
Observation-Disclosures"
Husband, aside :-'Wish she'd hurry
up about it,"