The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-10-06
wELSD0RGSC CL0HRD SCnoOL TEACHER

Why lie Is not Encouraged by the Patrons
OFthc school.
TO thc Editor Of he La,sL!i0neer.
Srn:-We ARE sorry to haveto note the
TACT that the Wheeling Register, an al
legged newspaper OF your city, is continu-
ing to degrade its columns by publishing
the insane saving OF some lunatic ut large
in our usually quite village, made \
lunatic, no doubt, by the miscarriage Of
n little Democratic scheme, that when
first conceived was supposed by them
to be the "cuteSt" and the greatest poll
teal scheme that ever omanated for the
fertile brain OF any modern disciple OF
the great and mighty jefferson. BY rea-
son OF this miscarriage the aforesaid
lunaLic is venting his rage and venom
on the Republicans Of WcIlsburg. lie
Inns pnnnch OF tho element in him Of
which wilful and malicious liars are
made OF TO assert that the Republicans
OF the town. are prohibiting Colorcd
children from attending school Great
Laaears! II Tom Pepper was really
kicked out Oi-yOu know-for lying,
where will the modern MunchGusen
ever una home
All respectable people, irrespective of
party, unite in denounciug the Register
correspondent rs q wiliul inisconstrucr
OF facts. His real ain il too apparent To
be hidden behind any seeming love for
the rights Of his colored brother, aud
will possibly last until the 1th OF
November.
Who is this Mr.. Turner whom the
Republicans are 30 shamclully persccu-
ting?
When he first honorcd WelIsburg
with his presence he was to be found in
Barnes barber shop, where, We suppose,
lac first conceived the idea Of shaving
gentlemen OF Democratic iuClinaliOns.
How lac has succeeded, bear with me,
gentle reader, and viii the tale unfold.
FIRST CHRONICLES.
Now. when he had dwclL in the home
OF the Barnes Ornearly twelvG-mOnth,
it appuareth unto Mr.. Barnes that he
WAS not 4 Git companion for the memhcrs
of his household. inasmuch rs he was
rearing brood OF little Barnes, and the
influence OF his company was such that
it would probably result disastrously TO
them in after life.
Now, it SO happened in those days that
there was one John Lewis in the land,
who, by reason OF his desire to secure
the nomination for High Sheriff, was in
need OF votes, and lac SAID unto his house
hold, let this man be brought hither."
And stHIightway our hero was brought
unto the household OF Lewis. Now, Gi-
ter the sun had gone down, on the day
of the battle, it was found that the hosts
Of one Joseph, who had been reinforced
by foreign tribes, had been too powerful
for the house OF Lewis and Joseph Sc
cured the plum.
After these things came to pass, the
tribes OF Grover, VINO had witnessed the
yalOr of this young man, gathered them
selves together aud reasoned thusly:
"Vcrilv, we can use him to advantage.
We shall make tool OF him and great
glory will be ours. We shall make him
chief instructor for the colOred youth OF
our land, in the annex set apart for
them. We will give him gold that he
may attend the convention which We
have called for his race ut the city OF
Charleston
Now on the morning OF the third day
after the chief sachems had gathered to-
Eether, our hero arose early, arrayed
himself in rare jewels provided by the
chief butler, and wendcd his way to the
keeper OF the treasure, and after awak-
ening him, and reminding him OF his
need, was not allowed togo away empty.
Now, by reason OF his borrowed linen
and fine watch our hero received many
honors in that land oil KanHwha, and
on his return the tribes OF Grover gath
cred about him and worshipped, and
the owners of the iewelry were at ease.
Now, in the ninth month OF the year
lnd ON the lIth day OF the month, about