The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-06-14
BRIGHT BITS

WHATS the matter. pumley. you look dis
contented and unhappy"
u an,, | just foaS2 a s cent piecA and when
| SAW Il on the sidewalk I'm blamed II did not
thluS it was 10 cents, TIE kINNsA
STREET. CAR PASSENGERS M you know what
the wcathcr probabilities Sr' this morning, Sirf
CltlsCn No, | haven't >~'n she paper yet.
Rut fancy fair weather Is pNNttctt>d; | notice
every eody has an umbrellas. TIC kp0cA.
IL KANSAS C1rv,-Kind man to poiceman-t
understand YOUR lot is not \ happy one.
PO,.CCman-rhat' : all you know about It. IL
Is 100 feet front on new street in the suburbs
and hiss doubled in value In sixty days Whats
the u'Sttcr with that s-la>s3a0toa Cratic.
wIrE-Noun kill yourself smoking SO much,
John
Husband But, my dear. must use the weed:
l cannot stop il.
wife-oh. very well; If that is ~, guess shall
have evasion for weeks before long Er-
cANgGe.
Two NASTY ONEs--,IooeS lwho has not beea
9SkCt r. Clso, another II those bjS brushes st
Lady Gatberttul'S. where, I'm told, the butler Is
allowed 10 invite his own particular friends. You
WErc there, II COurScS
Brown who has YES Snd YOU weren't
suppose the butler hil 20 draw the line some
whoCc go aBdon PsHcA.
GENrLSNAN-Ani 50 yen are a newspaper man
now. Uncle R9StuSs
Uncle Rastus-Yes, sab; Tse de editor OBJ de
Gentleman Editor Of the job department,
Uncle R2SsuS Yes, sab; l cSrryS in coal an
scrubs de 10, an washes down de windows, an
AL Sech editln' As dat, Sah.-EsaOch,
IIN<s Was young man who had been mar
risd a year. and he Was telling friend how
Nf lent he WAS when single.
Were YOU much embarrassed when you
'poppsed the question, - asked his friend
"k.nharraSSNis Well should say I WAS.
owed 81 SO for bsoari and clothes and one thing
or oreer, and didn't hSve q darngd cent 10 pay
i, with. '-Ts-rSSS SlfrIcgS
PolrTTcAL Who's this teller John Smith,
wOJ lives next door 70 yous
Chicago mantle is Quiet, Industrious. law
abiding CITIZEN. who gees 10 church, drinks
nothing stranger than water, and changes his
shirt every morning.
We'll we'll The fools amt all dead yis; that
fellow SctuSlly hsd the hsrdihcod 10 come 10
NE an tel me he'd like ter get nominated for
SHERMAN. ~-0zsGhG World
WHO is this man. said the novelist Robert
Louis Stevenson. looking 81 the card the ser
vAnt bad just brought in. and what does he
wAnts"
He says, sir" replied the servant. respect
fully. that he has been informed you know the
Whereabouts OF 4 gang called the outlaws Of
their track He's q Chicago detective, and is
boxing for s man named Tascott. x AioaGo
Tr55ssEs
MISS vASsAR DUST graduated with high
honOrSN-l declare its too provoking. Here
we've hen cut three DAYS. and watched and
watched, and haven't seen one yet
Tue do,tor ,sallantlyl-I- is too bad. Now
IuSs tell me what you are looking for, Miss
NsSSS-
MtSS NsSSar-Wby the lines q latitude and
loo Sftyryie. u Dc sum have always wondered
how the ships gOt over them-or is IL under
them Il l. very pulling -Hofe! Maj
How delightful it is cut herr in the country"
exclaimed Ms. GuShinSton; the sweet smell
Of flowers the gentle brexth Of kline the plirs
hracsuS air, and the merry songs Of the birNiS -
fr>s h>seu 10 the drumming Of that wood-
psa,Srrt How romantic"
-.WooipscSer be darneir' sail Uncle Henry:
that amt 10 woodptcNer, il : only that type
writer al that the now hosriSr brought down
from the city yesterday. She's ~ il all day
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