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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15
PASSENGERS.

From Hawaii and Maui pr stmr XII
nau, Oct 14-Mrs A Ostrum, Miss III
Wilder, NJ G Correa, j NJ Lidgate, +
Pahia, Miss j. Kanehaku, Mrs Il Lind
say, Miss Annie Biers. Geo F Holmes,
Il w Lishman, Mrs Mcdowell, w Mar
riott, Miss Dora Dowsett, j ii Wode-
house, Jr., Miss Maleka, Miss A NJ
Paris, H Kuihelani, G II Eldrcdge, All
Chin, @ Bose. Mrs l. AhOlo and child
All Leong and 14S deck.
From Hanalei, Kilauea. etc. per stml
Waialcale, Oct 1+-W Burlowitz, MI
Sproull, j S Simmonson, Mr. Gold
swardt, and is deck.
From Kauai, per stmr Mikahala, Oct
14-H NJ Whitney, jr, j F Hackfeld, H
Bishop, @ ApOi, G Sherman and wife
Mrs Altoona, Yuen Chong, ID Nanaku
and wife, Rev Bicknell, w Cottrell, c
w Kingsley, and 80 deck.
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The Ha'iat ul N. liinn Govern.
mg.i towards Tie nguNo uer 10 vrrv
oiJg.euj i,uH Vat ot he UgNai. ii
HyTcmmenV, .nG, altnorph il. sumo
4.teu.s ia, circumstances liz II
trola those Of the Il waitan groun,
ye' III maaJ respects The positi y
is similar. If success be a test of
superiority, Fiji has the best of Ia.
wall in native legislation; more has
been done there to civilize the Fiiian
in the past decade than has been
done in Hawaii for the past half
century, and this has not been so
much The amount Of work done in
this direction, but the superior eff
cacy Of the plan adopted in Fiji.
An industrial Exhibition OF much
promise is now being held at the
Fijian capital, Suva, which also
marks another step in civilization in
advance of Hawaii. l.. II.
Industrial exhibitions have been
held in Honolulu.--Ep.
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U. S. S. BROOKLYN.

The U. S. S. Brooklyn is coming
in to the harbor as we 60 to press
in tow of the tug Eleu. The Brook
Ign broke her main shaft while on
the China station and was ordered
TO San Francisco for repairs via Ho-
nolulu. She is vessel of 3, 1000 tons
with IA guns and $50 men. Her
list OF officers was published in these
columns about three weeks ago.
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Certificate Of Registration Of Copy.
right.
DEPARTMENT OF THE lNrERIoR, !
Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands. I


" NOW all Men by these Pre- rn,s
N That, in accortanca a.,H tht pro
Visions ~ Section y. Iu..s. o. the
Session Laws OK 1850, j. ". :l~.dpsala
has filed in the Office Of the Minister Of
the Interior an application Ter a Certli.
cate of Copyright for book entitled
The Honolulu Business Directory, be.
ing professional commercial and trade
address book of the city and suburbs,
corrected up 10 date of ISSUE" which
said application is accompanied by The
cath of the said applicant that he Is the
original and first author of said book.
Now, therefore, this Certificate is 10
grant unto the said J. 4. Macdonald his
heirs or assigns For the tenn If TWENTY
Years, from tho Tenth Day of October
One Thousand Eight fiuNdi cd and
Eighty. eigh', the exclusive right To
print, reprint, publish, use and vend
the said book throughout the Hawaiian
Kingdom.
In Witness whereof | have :causcd
this Certificate to be issued at Honolulu,
this 18th Day Of October, A. D 1898
and the Seal of the Department of the
Interior TO be hereto affixed.
IONA. AUS TIN,
Minister Of the Interior, al interim.
70 2m
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a s7n'ae Gs sgr;sNseE.

L. lmu.t -@"'t, Aa Eni an"
vas Up %. h,''. g.. ua }-i,1
Cou3. IA Saturday uiil - re.r',r
visitor y. i.otl, supple, oy,rro, reat
for the next Two years C" more, as
the following sentences will show:
For larceny Of SD, the property Of
Lee King, six months at.hard labor
aud fine of $40; for larceny of a
watch from A. Kraft, six months at
hard labor and fine of $50; for
larceny of gun, the property of
Ernest Wodehouse, twelve months
at hard labor and q fine of $50.
Total costs in the three cases, So. 10.
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POLICE COURT.
MONDAY, Oct. Is.

Six druHks had to pay the usual
fine for drunkenness.
Nee Hin, remanded from the 9th
for assault on police officer, was
fined $40.
forfeited bail OF $G for blasphemy.
Kahaunaele for assault and bat
terry on wahine was fined $40.
A fine OF IS was inflicted ON Gle
ment de Agrella for furious and
needless driving.
AndFeW Davis forfeited bail OF $25
for assault and battery on Kintaro,
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NOTICE to CREDITORS.

TNIlE undersigned having been duly
Il appointed and qualified as Admin.
i.tratcrs with the will annexed OF the
Estate of Samuel Gardner Wilder, late
of Honolulu, deceased; hereby notify
all persons having claims against said
deceased to present the same, duly au
thenticated, with the proper vouchers if
any exist, even if secured by mortgage
to Nm. +. Allen, Esq, at the Bank OF
Bishop & Co., Honolulu, within six
months from this date or they will be
forever barred. A. f. JUDD,
w. F. ALLEN,
Administrators with the Will annexed
of the Estate Of s. G. Wilder, de.
ceased,
Honolulu, October II, 1888. 70 In
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THE Arlington Chinese orchestra
practices regularly every evening
Sundays excepted, much to the de-
light of Hotel street residents. As
yet it consists of onlys three per
formers, All Mart, Chun Dat and
Sam See Cove, but others are want
ing to join. III nyFlr~Br.
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SUPREME COURT Of the HAWAIIAN
lSLARDS---0CT0BER TERM.
MC'CULLY j.
MoNnIy Oct TX

KaIauola (k) by Kaohele his
guardian al Item vs.. Kekukahiko
k). Ejectment. Before Hawai-
ian jury. Continued from Saturday
the 18Th inst. S. X. Kane for plain
Lift; j. l.. Kaulukou and M. Thomp-
son for defendants. At 1887 the
jury retired to consider their YER
dict. AT 2:06 they bring in a YER
dict for plaintiff with 81 damages,
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TENDERS WANTED.

TENDERS for the supply of meat 20
Il the Queens Hospital for year
from November 1, 1888, will be received
at she office of the undersigned up to
SATURDAY NEXT, the Goth instant,
at noon. For particulars apply to
+. A. SCHAEFER,
Secretary.
Honolulu, Oct 10, 1889. IL lw
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AT noon to-day Mr.. Harry Armi-
tage for Mr.. Morgan, auctioneer, sold
~ 43-100 acres of land mt Kaluapa-
lena, Kalihi, to Mr.. Rose for 1926,
and ID 16 acres of land at Kohala to
Kealina for 81 400. 'a..
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GARAGES FROM ISLAND PORTS.

Kinau-12O bags corn, $50 bags rota-
toes, Is hides, 3 horses, Jack ASS,
and, $50 pks sundries.F "A ~
AIikabala sugar, 81 hides, SO sheep,
40 bales of wool and horse.
Waialeale-1S5l bags rice.
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THE welcome strains Of the Ha-
waiian Band were heard this morn
ing issuing from. the. band stand in
the Palace grounds. This evening it
gives moonlight concert at Emma
Square.
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VESSELS IN PORT,

Brit blk CarnMvonshire, Williams
Schr w Bovine, Bluhm
ii b Nj S Cormorant, Jasper Nicolls
Bgtne w G Irwin, McCullOch
Ship Daniel Barnes, Strover
u S S Alert. Graham
Hawaiian bk Lady Lampson, Sodergrer
Blk q ID Bryant, Lee .fH
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

Two ladies nearly went into con-
vulsions yesterday when they came
across an innocent little scorpion
asleep in u trunk. ,...-......
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

The e ,retary of the Wilders
Steamship Company gives notice
that ON Wednesday special divi-
dend of ~ per share will be paid to
stockholders.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

MIR. Geo. H. Williams, assistant
manager of the Star Mill Company,
Kohala, has not been appointed
Deputy Sheriff of Kohala.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

A PoEpIoN Of harness has been
found on Lunalilo street, which can
be had by calling on Mr.. Kraft, King
street.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15
EVENTS THIS EVENING,

Band concert at Emma Squire, at
1880. NJ
Harmony. Lodge No. ,2,SI. o. of
o. f. at 1880.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

Mr.. Geo. f. Holmes of Kohala,
and Mr.. August Ahrens of Waianae
are stopping at the Hawaiian Hotel,
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

AN entertainment will be given in
the st. Andrews old cathedral build
ing in the course Of few days. I'd
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

THE Police Court did not open
until 10 o'clock this morning, judge
Dayton having been detained in the
Supreme Court.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW.
SGmr Kinau for lTilo and way ports at
4pm
Stmr NIikahala for Kauai at pm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

THE employees of the Honolulu
Iron Works have just taken up
second subscription for John Yoller,
who il blind. 1t amounts to $48.
The first subscription taken up was
$43.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

A NATIVE woman ina badly iptox-
icated condition was carried to the
Station house this noon.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15
ANNUAL MEETING.

THE annual meeting Of the stock.
a holders of the Waiapae Company
will be held on TUESDAY, October
18th, at 10 o'clock A. M, at the Office OF
Hon. Y. A. Widemann.
q. o. BERGER,
10 I'd Secretary.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

WRIGHT Bros. have just engaged a
first-class carriage painter, the best
in town. .. HE Et..t
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

The Bulletin Weekly Summary
will be issued tomorrow, full Of the
most Interesting local and other news.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

Mrs. Small is prepared to do cut
ting and fitting.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

THE Board of Health calls for ten
ders for taking down buildings and
re'erecting the same at the leper set
Element.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

AT latest accounts the man Mago-
ney, shot by Robertson was in very
critical condition. ~ ~
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Corporation Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given that at a
IN meeting Of the undersigned part.
sers of the Hawaiian Fruit & Taro Co,
1T Was resolved to accept the charter
Granted September 81, 1888, by the
Minister of Interior for the incorpora-
ton OF the Hawaiian Emit Il 1'aro Co.,
(Limited) W. Fl. DANIELS,
A. N. KEPOIKAI,
j. u. HOLT.
Wailuku, Maui, Oct. 4, 1883. 65 2w
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uiED

McLEAN-In Honolulu, Oct ID, 1888,
George Christie, only beloved son Of
VIM. Ii. and Selma S. Mclean, aged II
months and "a days.
San Francisco and Oakland (CalD
papers please copy.
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STAMP collectors are as numerous
as mosquitoes III Honolulu.
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SHIPPING NOTES.

The brig Lurline sailed from IIilo
on Saturday for san FRANCISCO.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

NoLTE expects frozen oysters on
the Australia Tomorrow
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

AN assignee's notice to creditors
appears in another column.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

Mr.. Justice Preston presides at
Chambers this week.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

COOP board can he obtained at the
Clnb House restaurant, King street.
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The annual meeting of the Wal
amaze Company will be held to-mor-
row morning at 10 O'Clock at the
Office of Hon. III. A. Widemann.
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MEETING NOTICE.

THE regular quarterly meeting Of
L the Pacific Hardware Company
(Limited) will be held st their office
on WEDNESDAY, October 17,h, at 10
o'clock A. NJ.
JAS. G. SPENCER,
w I'd Secretary.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15
DEPARTURES.

Oct h
Stmr Mokolii for Molokai at 3 pm
Stmr Likelike for kahului and Hama at
6p III @
Stmr Kaala for Waialua and Waianae at
Gam
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The Australia is due tomorrow
morning from San Francisco, with
dates from September 25th to Octo-
Der 3th
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The case of Kanaloa VIZ. Union
Mill Company, ejectment, is on trial
this afternoon in the Supreme Court
before mixed jury. .aa#ta
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15

AN Englishman adyeftises for a
situation.
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THE tax appeal board for the dis
trict of Honolulu meets IN the Police
Court ON Wednesday at 80 p. M.
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pawn CGnGEEr.

The Hawaiian Band will give
public concert this evening at
Emma Square, commencing at 1880
o'clocks Following is the pro-
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1888-10-15
ANNUAL MEETING.
ANNUAL MEETING.

VNHE annual meeting Of the stock.
L holders OF the Honokaa Sugar Co
will be held on THURSDAY, the 18th
OF October, a 10 o'clock A. n, at the
Office Of +. &. Schaefer & Co.
j. NOTING,
90 I'd Secretary, PRO tenn.
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MONDAY, OCT. Is, 1888.


Oct IL
Stmr Kinau from Hawaii and Maui
Stmr Mikahala from Kauai
Stmr Waialcalc from Kauai
Schr Ia Moi from Hawaii
Oct ID
u $ S Brooklyn from Hungkong
Blk G . Whitmre from Puget Sound
Schr Waimalu from Maui
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MarClI-WelCOm ............,.. Berger
Overtrrc-Poet and Peasant. 80. Suppe
l-Ianhauscr. ..,.........N agner
Medley-Night in New York. Brooks
,.y.g, Palama, Kona, Nalu Ike 40.
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Dissolution OF Copartner-
ship,

THE co-parinership heretofore exist.
Il ing between the undersigned, con
shutting the Arm of the Hawaiian Fruit
& 'aro Co, in Wailuku, Maui, has this
day been dissolved by mutual consent;
the assets and liabilities OF said firm
being transferred 10 the Hawaiian Fruit
q laro Co., Qnoorporated)
w. ii. DANIELS,
J. d. HOLT,
A. n. KEPOIKAI.
Wailuku, Maui, Oct. a, 1883. IS wv
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LOCAL g. GENERAL NEWS.

WELCOME to the Brooklyn.
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eHS.sfaE I'VE.

INuITi-"~''.' g ..- ,.,.. ;.,s
L -VeimG H .Se L..l.., o, -
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01
Why She Gave Him Up,

1t was at Harvard class day. and
as she had a ravishing gown she was
in blissful frame of mind. Besides
she was almost as good as engaged to
Tom Burns, to whose spread she mer-
rily wended her way, properly attend
ed by chaperone who knew how to
keep discreetly out of sight.
But fate was unkind to her. She
had hardly set her foot inside of Tom S
chambers than the host was introduce
ing her to man whose face gave her
dreadful shock.
you ought to know my cousin,
Jack Harmes," Tom said cordially.
And what punishment could be too
severe for that wretch of Jack
Harmes, who had the cruelty to re-
join:
ooh, we know each other. We
were engaged five years ago while in
college weren't we, Miss Blank p
But she was clever girl and a
plucky one. She rallied and answer.
ed with no appearance of confusion:
ooh, no, Mr.. Harmes, not engaged.
You know mamma said that the idea
of my being engaged before ! was 10
was absurd, and / said didn't mind
giving you up if could have new
sunshade. 1t was really as funny as
anything | ever knew"
And so she saved herself, and if
she is not betrothed to Tom she cer-
tainly deserves to be.-Boston Cour-
ier.
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Beware Of RlnitatiOns.
o. l.. ATT ii EWS,
L. y. PENSION ATTORNEY
ANN ARBOR. MICHIGAN.

Thousands of soldiers their widows or depend
ent relatives are entitled 10 pension increase Of
pension, bounty, travel pay or other allowance
who have never applied for IL. Many minor heirs
can get pensions, regardless OF agenow. Hundreds
of dependent parents are entitled TO pension.
Many of those claims have been rejected in the
hands OF incompetent agents. / can in many Of
such caiIcs procure "A favorable result. Thousands
of soldiers peDsioned one disability and are
entitled TO increase on another, OF rated too
low, are entitled TO increase result of disab-
ity upon which claim was granted. The laws are
now more liberal and the rulings Of the pension
office less exacting than formerly. 1 have in the
past few months succeeded in getting 30 per cent.
of increase claims allowed by actual count. This
shows good. careful work. About eight soldiers
out Of ten are entitled 10 pension other allow
ance. No matter what your claim is, write me full
ly about IL, with stamp fer reply, and will advise
you free. II | take your claim no fee is charged
unless am successful, and then Just what the de-
partment allows. Address,
o. l.. MATTHEWS,
$50 Ann krbor, Mich
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SOpbSu IhO NOihdh. iLOOh NJ bHcot
duds-the best | hev! I've worked
and toiled and saved, and what have
l got for it? Who be | but ram
shackle squatter's wife, hevin' chills
all summer and goin' b'arfut in the
winter? Where be we and what be
we ?"
The children set in and began cry
ing with their mother, and the noun
taineer drew his sleeve across his eyes
and whispered:
stranger, talk to her soothin' like.
She's powerful good hearted, but liza
BILE to spells. She's got spell on
just now."
Perhaps things will soon mend" /"
| said as the woman controlled her
emotion a little.
"Whar did ye find me, Samuel
Jarvis?" she suddenly exclaimed.
."At yer pops"
eyes; at my pops, whar' I was
brung up like lady. What did you
promise ?"
"Heaps, | reckons."
$50 you did. / was to hev muels,
and kerridges, and niggers, and silks.
Whar' be they ?"
"We're bin misfortunate, Nancy.
The stranger will fetch with me that
man hain't to blame fur his misfor-
tunates. Come, wife, take off yer
things"
"What fur?"
"To stay, of course. See them
young'uns a-weepin', and me a,askin
it Of you"
"You said could go if | didn't
like your style"
81 was only funnin', Nancy"
MAS a-gittin' the upper of dad -
snickered young Hiram.
"Shet" called the father, getting
in double cuff this time.
"Well, | might stay on account of
the children" said the wife.
"Yes, they are pore things"
"And mebbe you'll do turn bet
ter"
81 will, Nance-durn my buttons
if / DON'T"
"But the stranger must fetch with
me that I'm a-doin' it to please you
and the children"
yes" said, "your duty lies here.
You must not desert your family"
"Ma dasn't go, and pop dasn't let
her - called Hiram from behind a
stump, and then we went inside. We
had "smack" Of bears meat and
corn-bread and as evening came down
they gathered in front of the fire to
hear of the wonder beyond the Cove
Railroad 2 Neither mother nor chill
dren had ever seen track. Steam
boat They could hardly compre-
hend. New York, Boston, Philadel.
phia, Chicago They had never
heard the names. Telegraphs and
telephones-pianoes and organs--reap-
ers and mowers-steam engines and
electric lights! Each was wonder
to them. Neither man nor wife
could name FIVE States. They had no
names for oceans. They could name
only three large rivers. We talked
and talked, and when midnight came
the squatter reached over for my hand
and said :
stranger, don't it make yer head
ache to carry all them knowledge
around !"
And the woman added:
"Dog-gone my shoes, Sam Jarvis,
but we's got to be aristocrats purity
soon or I'll hang myselfw-M. Quad
in Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

IL doesn't take much to puzzle
children. Now one of them wants to
know how the angels get their night
gowns on over their wings.-Phila-
delphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

Schultz.-"That pug dog Of yours
has got an intelligent look about him
that is really remarkable.
Miller.-"Remarkable There is
nothing remarkable about it. In my
family that's the way we all look. -
Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

The manner in which human be,
ing progresses in intelligence is very
simply and clearly illustrated. Take
child and give it quarter. He
Immediately tries to swallow it just
as it is. Give man quarter and
he prudently converts it into a liquid
before attempting to swallow it
Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

Wife.-"John, dear, what would
you do if | were to die ?"
Husband.-"Don't speak Of such a
thing. would be desperate"
"Wife.-"Do you think you would
marry again ?"
Husband.-"Well, NO; | don't
think ] would be as desperate as that. +"
Epoch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01
DR.. l.. A. GAUYREAU.

Graduate Of Laval University. Quebec, Canada.
Office and residence over Monaghan's drug store.
Hours of consultation from TO 10 A. NJ, | TO p.
n. and TO 9 p. NJ. 56i
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-Daily All other trains daily except Sunday.
Parlor ears on day trains. Sleeping cars on night
j. WHITING, Ticket Agent
o. W RUGGLEs q. =. q 4. Agt.
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Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, one dollar per line.
Local notices, among local reading matter, ten
tents per linz for each insertion.
business notices. i've cents per limo each insertion.
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions Cards OF Thanks, etc,
at advcrtisins rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

A storm that visited Tiffin, Ohio,
recently blew down glass factories,
houses and several gas well derricks
in fact, caused widespread destruc-
ton. The only thing that escaped
was gas.-Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

During the parade of letter car
riers Oh the Fourth the wife of one
of them wept bitterly because her
husband wouldn't letter carrier baby
in the nrocession.-EX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

Stern father.-"Here you have
been writing all sorts of nonsense to
that girl over the way about the fire
that burns in your bosom. I'll take
a stick and lay it on you. That's
what I'll do"
Spoony son.-"That will only make
it worse"
slows that?"
That's not the way to put out the
fire. If you put a stick on the fire it
will make it burn hotter than ever"
"1'll hit you with the stick"
Don't, don't, pa; I'm smitten
enough already."-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

Higgins Injecting his friend Wig
gins in restaurant) "By Jove,
Tom, | should think you'd be afraid
to eat that dish. It's fatal"
Wiggins.-"Whats the matter
It's only spare ribs and apple sauce
Higgins.-"Well,' isn't that just
what knocked out Adam ?'--The
Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-08-01

Long Island farmer.-"Don't you
see that sign, and what it says?'
Pat Chogue.--"How can | whin
its out ov my soight Z"
Farmer.-"It says "No Fishing on
These Grounds !"
Pat.-"Be gobbs, it's roight. Divil
a wan have | caught at all Puck.