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, 1888-05-31

JOHN BRIGHT, the great English
commoner as he lies on his bed of
pain and probable death, probably re-
alizes the truth of HUMBoLDT's say
ing "that although man, strive and
strive, until he reaches the age OF
eighty, yet at last he is compelled to
admit that he has striven in vain,"
, 1888-05-31
Have Arrived in spokane Fails.

Have Arrived In spokane Falls.
Doctors Of the English staff OF physicians,
surgeons and specialists have arrived In
Spokane Falls, and can be consulted until
Saturday, June 9th, at the Grand hotel.
and to establish wide reputation in Spo-
kane Falls, they offer their services for this
first visit, free OF charge. Let every sick
person call upon the doctors. and where no
hope Of recovery can be held out, the pa
tisnt will receive the best OF advice. These
hospital of London, Edinburg, Dublin,
Paris, Vienna, Berlin, &c. Petersburg, New
York, etc. To show the extent OF their
skill they offer large premium II they fail
to cure any case they undertake
Of consumption, catarrah, liver COM
plant, skin, sar and eye diseases,
rheumatism and ague. Head Office Lon.
don, Eng, established In 1870.
b.3l 3l.dI&wlt
, 1888-05-31

THE weather Of yesterday was indi-
Gated cd the white shirts OF all men
who wear red undershirts. This is
not from the weather bureau.
, 1888-05-31

THE Berlin correspondent OF the New
York Associated Press has happy
faculty OF stirring up European war
for every Sunday letter. II the eih-
peror should fully recover, the shid
correspondent would be as destitute
OF occupation as Othello However,
he might remove to Minneapolis.
, 1888-05-31

THE question Of Mr.. BLAISE's can
didacy 10 now settled. He has de-
clared in unmistakable terms that he
is not in the field. 1t is said that the
advocacy Of the Post-Intelligenoer has
driven the plumed knight TO this ex'
treme measure.
, 1888-05-31
United Presbyterlans.

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa, May 29.-.The
United Presbyterians assembly this morn.
ing voted to appropriate sliO,6oO for mis-.
sionary work the sum OF $1,000 was ap.
propriated Tor work on the board OF educas-
ton for the coming year. The question of
the use of the organ in churches was taken
up at the afternoon session, and thorough
ly discussed: II was voted to enjoin Hes
slams to abstain from division courses, and
uncharitable conduct in tnis matter.
, 1888-05-31

IT is the opinion OF good many
good people who never drink any
liauor that the ST. JHoN party has 60
far succeeded in one thing only; the
alection of CLEVELAND,
, 1888-05-31

CosoREss will soon be at the tariff
bill again. The house will be flooded
with amendments by democrats and
oratory by republicans.
, 1888-05-31
FINANCIAL.

Money to loan in sums to suit borrow wers,
from twenty-five dollars upward, on real
estate contracts, merchandise, stock or any
good security ut rates you can afford. No
delay. Call on J. II. SpEAR.
Oh
, 1888-05-31

A NATIONAL convention, where the
contest for the nomination Is hotly
contested by number OF aspirants
for the presidency, is an exceedingly
inspiriting and dramatic spectacle.
, 1888-05-31

In sixty days. the hot weather will
,xun congress out oi Washington city.
It Is safe to say that ths only bills the
senate and house will agree ON will be
the peasion and rivers and harbcr lag
3slafion.
, 1888-05-31
An Absolute Cure.

The ORIGINAL ABIETINE ONT
N ENT is only put up In large two-ounce
in boxes, and ~ an absolute cure for old
,ores. burns, wounds, chapped hands, and
u skin erruptions. VIII positively cure
ailkind, Of piles. Ask for the ORIGINAL
ALBEIT NE OINTMENT. Sold by Chas
McNab at 25 cents per box--by mail 80
pnta
, 1888-05-31
four years.

THE house committee on military
affairs has reported an item OF half a
million OF dollars for dynamite guns.
And yet that body opens 1t session
daily with prayers.
, 1888-05-31
SPELLING BEE AND SOCIAL.

pf ELLINU bTE AND oOCIAI'
There will be an old-fAshioned spelling
bee and social at the Jefferson-street M. Il.
church on next Friday evening. Ice cream
and cake will be served at the close of the
spelling. match. cordial invitation is
extended to everybody. 5-29-4t
, 1888-05-31

IT is reported that in Pittsburgh
since the number OF saloons has been
reduced to about two hundred, the
keepers are compelled, on account OF
tho crowds,to call out"next," a-la-bar-
Der shop.
, 1888-05-31

N c\rov>c Blood Elixir is the only
sNN % Blood Remedy guaran-
teed. tits positive cure for Ulcers, Erup-
tions or syphilitic Poisoning. !tpuriAes the
whole system, and banishes all Rheumatic
and Neuralgia pains We guarantee II.
For sale by v. G. Demert.
, 1888-05-31

THE New York World is very pru-
dent and reliable in its statement OF
facts. In double italicized editorial
in regard. to Mr.. Blaine's withdrawal
it. says: 1--WE repeat with absolute
confidence our previous announce
ment and add TO it this further infor-
nation, Mr.. Blaine has already written
to one OF his most intimate friends a
letter positively refusing the use of
his name as a presidential candidate
and declaring that he could not under
any circumstances accept the nomi-
nation. Our republican friends may
accept this information as absolutely
true. Mr.. Blaine is out of the race"
The REVIEW could on pinch name
several other men who are out OF the
race and yet,--and yeti
Horatio Seymour: Gentlemen, your
candidate l cannot be.
, 1888-05-31
Ice Cream.

Having rented the steam Ice cream
freezer OF the Spokane Cracker company
l am now prepared to supply any and all
sociables and all other societies requiring
large amounts supplied promptly and
cheaply. 6a5-tf Il. Is. ANDERSON.
, 1888-05-31
NOTICE.

Owing to an unavoidable delay In the re-
ceipt of our good,, we were delayed In
opening our store as previously advertised.
We will open In a few days.
THE l. X. L., HANAUER. Bros.
5-20'tf Proprietors.
, 1888-05-31
A,TCrION.

-Four horses, wagon, harness and four
good cows, will he sold Ivy the sheriff to
the highest bidder at o'clock, June 4th,
1888. at w. II. Smiths corral, on Stevens
street, between Main and Riverside, to sat
isfy chattel mortgage. 5-3Otd
, 1888-05-31
NOTICE.

Mr.. Stimmel, the n. Z. Il. Il. Agent at
this city, will exchange q. A. X. excursion
tickets for railroad tickets on and after
June 1st to June 4th inclusive, tickets not
to be used until June 4lh.
FRANK JOHNSON,
w. O.sFowLER,
r. @. HOWARD,
5.3ltd Com mittee,
, 1888-05-31
ONE way to keep cool. is to keep in
q good humor.

THE president has given no indica'
tion OF taking his usual summer
."outiug." The republicans will pro-
vide ono for him this fall that will last
, 1888-05-31
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP.

Ine partnership OF N. .. Hair q 20. Is
Hair having sold his interest to the re-
manning partners. who will collect all ac-
counts and pay all debts.
5-29-5t NC, HAIR & Co.
, 1888-05-31
NJ M\0NNN AsksyE'. %lTk.ys' hsYs sass

Soother ut hand. IL IL the only safe
medicine yet made that will remove all
infantile disorders. 1t contains no Opium
or MorY,hine. but gives the child natural
ease from pain. Price 25 cents. Sold by
For sale by v. g. Dcmert.
, 1888-05-31
SNN'k S\ccNN 5ogghts,h, Nights is tn h

thousands suffering from Asthma, Con-
sumption. Coughs etc. Did you ever try
Acker's English Remedy2 It Is the best
preparation known for all Lung Troubles,
sold on positive guarantee ut 10c., 50c.
For sale by V. G. Demert.
, 1888-05-31

S. ELLoOTT, who is about to launch
the Democratic Washingtonian at
Seattle, was in the city yesterday, hav-
ing just returned from the east. He
says he cannot fix date for the first
appearance of his paper, but that it
will be along in time to take hand
in the coming campaign. He just re-
turned from Washington, and says
that BLAINE will not be nominated,
that CLEVELAND will be dominated,
and that his running mate is not yet
known among the politicians or even
guessed at. Says HARRISON or
GRESHAM, and any strong, respectable
eastern man will give Mr.. CLEVELAND
plenty Of work.
, 1888-05-31
5.31td

Sidewalks Laid, BnildinKs Erected. Etc.
At lowest market rates, everything fur
nished; estim ates furnished at Turner's
lumber yard, Bridge street, North Side
, 1888-05-31

spise them while they live, and IL 10
but charity to forget them when they
die.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
A Boston Tailor.
nsfrniy Erss p-acS

Our beloved Boston has long been the
butt of no end of ~good-nstured ridicule be-
cause ofthe supposed es,heticism and ultra
culture Of its inhabitants. 1t remains to
be proven, however, that the culture,
which is only another name for affecta.
ton, is more marked here than in other
cities. Little incidents like the following
will occasionally crop out, however, but
they might have occurred in New York or
Philadelphia Instead Of in Boston:
/ stepped into the ''parlors" of a Boston
tailor the other day to lee We my order for
a pair Of trousers. The tailor, bland and
spotlessly neat, came forward and began
showing me his ''trouserings."
Now, here" he said, gracefully drap-
ing a neat pattern around his shapely leg,
lis q pattern I have Just received, which
has the merit of being new and original in
design. Now, there's what l call indivi-
duality in those goods. To me they would
be in a high degree expressive Of the
character Of the wearer. There's charsc-
ter in them, sir, character. They would
stamp their wearer with the individuality
of a gentleman, sir-quiet in coloriDg, IN
obtrusive in pattern and yet not lacking
in the dignity impaired by a becoming
thing in trousers. Has it ever occurred to
you, cir, that the trousers or waistcoat Of
a nan may be as marked an indication OF
character as the words that proceed cut Of
his moutb?"
After all, l don't know whether other
than a Boston tailor could have talked like
that.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
London Truth.

The fact is that We are getting rather too
clothesy nowadays. Our fiction, street
~hoardings, railway stations and newspaper
advertisement columns are all clothes now,
and mostly underclothes. Take the mat
ter Of stays, for example. The use of these
engines of deformity wa formerly wont to
be concealed, now it is avowed and parad-
ed. 1t was in days gone by every woman's
object to persuade people that she was
naturally deformed; now her evident de-
sire is 10 show that she has deformed her,
self willfully and of set purpose. Practi.
cally speaking, she now wears her stays
outside her clothes, and in every pictorial
representation of her which appears 10 the
illustrated paper and novel, the outline of
the corset is distinctly insisted upon. The
dress is so arranged as to show the modest
observer exactly where the stays begin and
where they end; there is no longer any
couceslment about the matter. Now, 1
think this is a mistake.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
inherited
Diseases.

In the roalm of disease the facts OF In
heritance arc most numerous and arc daily
accommodating. Here, alas. they become ter
riblc, fateful and overwhelming. No fac: Of
nature Is moro pregnant with awful mean.
ing than tho fact OF the inheritance OF
disease. II meets the physician on his daily
rounds, paralyzing his art and filling him
with dlsmay. Tho legend OF the ancient
Greeks pictures the Furics as pursuing
families from generation to generation,
rendering them dcsolate. Tho Furies sill
ply their work OF terror and death. but they
are not now clothed In tho garb Of supcrstl'
ton, but appear in the more intellig!blc but
no less awful form of hereditary disease.
Modern science, which has Illuminated so
many dark corners OF nature, has shed q
new light on tho ominous words OF tho
Scriptures, THE sins Of the fathers shall DO
visited upon the children unto the third and
fourth generation" Instances OF hereditary
disease abound. Fifty per cent. OF cases OF
consumption. that fearful destroyer OF fami.
lies. OF cancer and scrofula, run In families
through inheritance. Insanity IL hereditary
I'm o marked degree. but, fortunately. Ike
many other hereditary diseases. tends TO
wear itself out, the stock becoming extinct.
A distinguished scientist truly says: mo
organ or texture OF the body f. exempt from
the chance OF being the subject OF hereditary
disease Probably more chronic diseases.
which permanently modify the structure
and functions OF the body. arc more or lesr
liable 10 DO Inherited. Tho important and
farrcaching practical deductions from such
facts-arecting so powerfully tho happiness
OF individuals and families and tho collective
welfare OF the n~aticn-are obvious 10 rcfiec.
ting minds. and the best means for prevent
ing or curing these diseases Is n subject OF
intense interest TO all. Fortunately nature
has provided n remedy. which experience
has attested rs infalliblc, and tho remedy IL
the world famous Swift's Specific. q pure
vegetable compound-nature's antidoio for
all blood poisons. To tho afflicted 10 Is a
blessing OF inestimabie value. An interest
ing treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases"
will DO mailed free by addressing
THE SWIFT SrrcITIc Co.
Drawer Z. Atlanta. Ga
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
Babes In the Wood.

From old Virginia comes q pretty, half
pathetic story of two little lads of 3 and 6,
who were lost for two days and nights in
the Shenandoah mountains, though the
whole valley was ont looking for them.
They were found at last euddled in dry
leaves in the shelter of some big rocks,
and the little ones clothes, TO the practised
mothers eye, were woefully awry. Ask
ing the reason, she was told that upon
their first night out the baby had utterly
refused to sleep in his clothes; so the elder
undressed him, spread his little skirts
upon the rock that served for q bed, put
the bonnet under his curly head, and at
morning put on the clothes again as best
his tiny fingers could. Throughout their
~wanderings, which extended for miles, the
little fellows had kept the tin bucket with
which they had been sent to the spring for
water.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
Summer Studies In Humanity.
Omaha WOgd.

Omahs miss lat asummsr resort)-What
a lot of wedding parties there are here!
Experienced dame-I thought so at first,
but I see nov that I was mistaken. Most
Of the couples are only engaged.
Omaha miss-Why, how can You tell
the difference so quickly?
Experienced dame-Where q couple are
engaged, my dear, the gentleman looks
after the comfort of the lady; when they
are married the lady looks after the COM
fort Of the gentleman.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
Thought IL Was . Rat Trap.
NdIkha (Gd.) Journal.

Alaughable incident happened not long
ago. Oae Of our highly respected farmers,
in going home from town, found q wire
hustle on Roswell road that some female
had lost from her ''mAke up" The farm
er, in his unsophisticated innocence,
thought it was q new-fashioned rat trap
and carried it home, baited it and placed it
on the creek bank to catch minks. But it
didu't catch. If he had baited it with q
pretty girl, he would have caught q dude.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22

Ml. winalsw's Soothing Syrup fa
children tecthina. II the prescription Of
eneof the best female nursssand physicians
in the United States, and has bean used
for forty years with never falling success
BY millions Of mothers for their children.
During tho process Of tssthing III value II
i~ncalcuahla. It relieves the child from
pain, cures dyssntsEy and diarrhns, grip
tns In the howell, and wind oolie By
diving health 70 TIE child Il res1s IT.
nsfhR. Pxies Sc bettaA
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
A New Name for Lager.

Philadelphia fakirs shout the virtues Of
ambrosia in this way: "~Am-bro-si-s; his
toric smbrosia; known all over the civil
Gzsd world; the coolest, soothingest drink
its the only authorised soft drink in
Philadelphia; I'm the only genuine pro-
prietor; sill others are base limitations;
youth see my likeness in the froth on the
top of the glass; only Eve cents . glass;
prepared expressly for the myrisds; come
up and try it." And then soto voice to
some hesitating customer he exclaims:
Drink it. You burned coyote; it's pure
lager"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
LEAP YEAR.
NE. " IA life.

N. 3. W. ia LvS.
We were sitting, amer supper,
Tete-a-tete upon the stair,
With the CLEAN Of of waxen tapeS
Falling gold upon his hair,
And his roguiSh eyes were downcast,
While upon his Sunburnt cheek
Tbs dash OF red grew deeper.
Ca Sc volt. had to speak.
The strong, brown fingers trembled
As / held them fast in mine;
A shy, sweet glance made glad my heart
Like draughtS Of Gaseon wine
] kissed his unresiSting lips.
And then, In keen delight,
He sighed: al bet them ten to one
That you'd propose ts-nighr"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
Bucklin,s Arnjca Saliva.

The best sslvs in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcer, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns and all the Skin Eruptions, and
positively cures Piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give satisfaction or
money refunded. Price Is cents per box.
For sale by Logan & Co.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
THE AGED HOUSEWIVES PRAYER.

Gea9o Nstrs.
Ipray that, risen from the dead,
Imay in glory stand,
Acrown, perhaps, upon my head
But a needle in my hand,
I've had no time 70 learn 10 play
So let no harp be mine;
Through ali my life, by night and day,
Plain servings been my line.
Therefore, accustomed to the end,
To playing useful stitches.
Pn be content II asked 20 mend
The little angels hreeehsa
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
His Rating.

Miss Mainchanee-George, you have
asked of me the dearest treasure q woman
has-ber heart
George timpatiently)-Yes, Irene, re-
lieve my agony of suspense.
Miss Mainchance-You must give me
time.
George-Time? How long, dearest? A
day, q week, q month, a.
Miss Maintenance (sweetly)-No, George;
only time enough to look you mp in Brad
streets.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
An Orthodox Witness.

Magistrate Ito small witaess)-Teddy
O'Toolihan, do you know where wicked
people 20 who tell lies?
Small witness-Yis, SORT; they 60 to con-
faaaion-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
CompulsoU.


Old Lady Ito convict)-Ds they sllov
You to read the Bible, my poor man?
Convict (bitterly)-MAdame, they make
me read il.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22

3,lSi Prises amounting to..--..-..-.,..-Il,oI,60
NorI-Tckets drawing Capital Prizes Afc not
entitled 70 erminal PrtseS.
A1-for Club Rates, o. any further information
desired, write legibly 70 the undersigned, clearly
sta.'ng your reS,aence, ~ s.a.e' Sount5 Suses
will be assured BY -FOUR enclosing IN Envolopo
Send POSTAL NOTES, Exprca Money
OrderA or New York Exchange In ordinary let.
Tar. Ourrency By Express (at our expense1 ID.
dressed II. a, DAUPHlN,
New Orleans, La,
vi IA n M..si.s;.., d. g.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
Blank Books
Shipping Booksf


ne KD9BfR Bzaak Dook MRnass1ry -
Htndssy hths ~ canpistsi IN IL eEn1s An
wuk sxscutsd vith fsanty snd nnlnR o.
dsum1tnts1.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
hiohLV CNDoRsED
y ~ rHE
Medical Profession.

FOR rough or soab
skin. indispensable
for the Toilet. Peer
less asa ~Pressrative.
Perfect as q healer.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22

tric' ez don't hunt coons, his soul hain't
with savin'."
There was sport in the coon hunt for our
! fathers, and in q great measure q mans
importance in some communities was
Judged by the number Of coon skins he
could nail to his barn door after q hunt.
Why the coon has come to be despised
by sportsmen in these later days is one Of
those things about which the remark has
once or twice been made that no fellow
can find ont. He is as cunning as the fox
and more difficult to trail. He is, more
over, the cleanest of animals, and eats
only the most wholesome of food. He
should not be despised surely because he
can be hunted only at night, for, in thread
ing the woods in the darkness, following
dogs that you cannot see, and whose bay
ing alone breaks the stiffness, there is o
most singular enchantment.
Even in localities where eoors are the
most abundant, nine out of ten Of the
present generation never saw one, and few
people know anything about them or their
habits. Although the Dol prefers the vi
| cinity of civilization as his habitat he plans
to keep aloof from the eyes Of men, and his
habits render this an easy task. By day he
lies in out-of,tho-way retreats, in the depths
of hollow trees Or isolated c~revices and
holes in the rocks. He wanders forth
only at night, and although his foragins
expeditions may take him to the very
doors Of farmers and even within
the very boundry lines Of villages,
he never betrsys his presence. II
more than one coon is brought to
bay in q tree they will invariably be fe-
males or q mother coon and her offspring.
The female brings forth her litter only
once in two years, and from the coming Of
one litter until the arrival Of another she
and her young are never separated. She
keeps her little family together until they
are two years old, and in protecting them
will fight the attacking dog or hunter IN
til she dies. Many q good coon dog has
been forced 70 retreat before the fury
of o she coon, fighting for her young,
and if sheis captured the whole family fall
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22
GRAND MONTHLY DRAWING.
h tAe Aaasay q hasts. nev ss,sass,
fuesaay, August Z, 1883.

lse,soo Tickets ~ Twenty Dsllars
each. Halves eles Q1artars -
renths o9y TWsntieshs q.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-22

At druggists Tdnsacce~p
&c. Csc. Stin-sunceSSoap
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1888-05-14
THE NATIONAL GUARD.
Waters of Interest 10 the Soldier Boys
Notes from the ArmOries.

1.-THE chief topic OF conversation among the
members OF the National Guard at present" said
Col Bgelow TO a STAR reporter, sis the action the
Commissioners have taken In reference to the
militia. They seem to think that It is a matter of
little consequence, and entirely lose sight OF the
fact that the regulars In and about Washington
may be needed elsewhere; also, that in case of
war the citizens OF the District would be expected
IL not required. TO furnish their quota OF militia
the same a state"
The following officers-elect have passed their
examinations: JAS A. Long, to be major 80 bat
talon; Capt E. B. Campbell, Co. b, I'd battalion,
10 be major I'd battalion; second Lieut.. ii. b.
DaTdent, Co. ID. I'd battalion to be frst lieutenant
60. ID, 2d battalion.
The President has accepted the resignation OF
First Lieut.. w. S Gray, CO. C, 9TH battalion.
Figures Of efficiency for inspection drills have
been furnished TO the signal Corps and the I'd, Sd
'..id 6tn OaLlalOns Those for other organizations
are not made out, they have not sent in the
S2ry returns.
The plans OF several OF the companies OF the
National Guard for going into camp this summer
are assuming definite shape.
AT recent meeting OF the officers OF 1.-THE several
companies OF the National Guard, It was agreed to
drop from the rolls members who continually b.
sented themselves from drill
Bunt's manual OF rifle and carbine firing has
been adopted for the instruction and regulation OF
the National Guard IN rifle practice, which will
shortly commence.
Col Bigelow says that rifle practice Will be con-
sdered an essential part OF the instruction of the
troops OF the National Guard and trusts that the
COMMANDERS or the several companies viii Impress
upon their commands the vital Importance OF be-
Ing able 10 handle the rifle effectively.
The Union Veteran Corps is perfecting arrange
ments for trip to Gettysburg July 1, TO parti-
cipate In the reunion OF the Army OF the Potomac
and the Army OF Northern Virginia