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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-03-03
A Darwiplaa Example.

& remarkable case of disease is at pres.
emit engrossing the attention of medical
men in Austria. There is lying at the hos
pital Of the city Of Isahl q patient afflicted
with a bony excrescence protr1iding from,
between the lower ccrvical vertebre. The
cxcrescence has the form OF q horn, and il
round and straight, with a diameter of one
and a half inches. It has grown to length
of about eli ght inches: and would probably
have been much longer by this time but for
the fact that the point was broken OFF sew
erai times to be sent to the pathologic in
stitute of Vienna for examination. There is
no feeling in the horn, the breaking off ct
the points, which the patient did himself,
causing him no pain whatever, AT the root
where the horn is attached To the spinal col
umn it is soft and movable, but it rapidly
grows hard and is like bone at short dis
lance from the root.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-03-03
Sizes III Go thing.

It is astonishing to observe bow few peo-
pie understand the common rules of meas
urenent in purchasing wearing apparel.
For instance, man will buy q coat that is a
'ssizc'' too small or too large. A "sizc"
smaller or "size larger is what he prob
ably needs, but Ire probably does not
know what GO size" is. Well, a ''size u
in coat is an inch, a size in underwear is
2inches, a size in sock is inch, in col
lar x an inch, in a shirt q an inch. in shoes
1-16 of an inch, pants Inch, gloves "a OF an
inch and in hats 1s If ali inch. Very few
persons ever un>.avstand tho schedul
named
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-03-03
PROFESSIONAL.

WILLIAM KENNY. Attorney -at-Law, AZ
w Washington avenue s., Minneapolis, Mimi
IOHN B. QUINN, Attorney -at-Law. Mime
~ apo!is. MINI. 81 Washington ave. south.
YAMEs K. CORRIGAN, Attarney and Coun.
~ sellor-at-Law, liz Hennepin Avenue, Min
ueapolis, MINI, Opposite City Hall.
IOHN J. MACHALE. Attorney aud Coun-
= sellor-at-l4aw, 43 Washington Ave. South
Room 4.
TOHN FL STEELE. Attorney and Counsellor
81 at Law G25 Temple Court.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-03-03
SANDERS Ugly Mud Marks.

SANDER, like mud, dries and tails OF, 4"
says an exchange And, like mud, it leaves
q ugly spot whore itstuclk
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-03-03
Another Issue Pooled.

Every industry is being formed into
trusts. There is the whisky trust the oil
trust, the sugar trust, the milk trust, and
now there has been formed q laundry trust.
At least we suppose il Is trust, for q Chi
cago Chinaman has married an Irish wash
orWoman.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
unclean 1yorshipers of Benares.

AT three of the CHATS crematories were
being made, at each of two therr was one
body being burned, but at the other FIVE
pyres We're burning, and two corpses were
wrapped in white cloth, one lying with
the lower limbs in the water, to be Gre
mated when the pile should be ready. a
sewer from the city was emptying its
reeking, filthy sewage into the river not
twenty feet above the spot where the
body was lying, and several bathers were
gulping down great mouthfuls of the
water about ten feet below the dead body
strange infatuationl Not far from this
and above it was deep tank, in which
was as nasty q compound as one could
ilnagine;.it was, say, fifteen by thirty feet
in dimension. Its waters had not been
changed for months. Thousands have
bathed init, and great quantities of mari
golds and other flowers, milk and confec-
tions are daily thrown into it as offerings,
until it looks as fetid as a cesspool, yet
dainty women, whose necks, arms and
ankles arc weighted down with rarest
jewels, lay aside their outer garments of
embroidered gauze and silk and lave their
faces and rounded forms in the stinking
slime, and believe themselves washed from
impurities. es.--Carter Harrison's Letter
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
A BUSTED ROMANCE.


Miss Fellows Would Not Marry an En-
dian.
Pierre, March Both After q long sus-
pense She true animus of the Chasks-
Fellows marriage he's leaked ont. Il
proves to be delusion and myth. Ii
is discovered that there is no noble red
man named Chaska, but instead quar-
ter blood missionary on the reservation
named Campbell, begosten by white and
Indian parents, who is the true hero OF
the romance and will, il is said, we'd the
romantic Miss Fellows at some distant
and unfixed date. II Is learned that no
wedding was had st Swift Birds camp
on the Gath inst, bnt only simple little
social dance OF the bon ton of Indlandom,
gathered together at the instance OF Miss
Fellows. The bride expeotant is lady
of high literary merit, and here ls Just
where the secret of the tale has been
concealed ell along. Miss Fellows is
competent TO write first-claas novel,
and understands that nothing ls so req
uisite to Its success as reputation for
it's author. This reputation she has oil
ready purposely gained by the story that
she was going to break all previous re.
cords by wedding wild and untamed
Sioux savage OF the ugliest type. and
thus her literary works will find h place
in the niche Of fame. Miss Fellows has
gained her object in an oyefflowine
measure, end her works OF literature will
soon be the object Of feast for q waiting
and hungry public.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
Anstria,s Source of wealth.

One of Austria's great sources of wealth
is wood, and perhaps no country can boast
Of such an amount of forests when COM
pared to its area. The pincipal wood pro-
ducing provinces are Croatia, Slavonia
and the former military frontier. In these
provinces the woods occupy $780,, 234
acres, of which 90 per cent. is younger
growth and so per cent. timber forest; so
per cent. of this quantity is in the hands
of the government or of large land
owners, "a per cent. belong to the parishes,
s 1-2 per cent. is In the possession of the
clergy and l 10 per cent. is owned by
single peasants. Were the ground
covered by forests divided among all the
inhabitants, the portion falling to the lot
of each would be 8-4 acres. The cubic
measurement Of this mass of wood is
1,055, ,966, $40 cubic feet, which, reckoned
at nine -tenths of penny per cubic foot,
gives total of G39, ,707, ,20G. The yearly
increase is 131 ,S49,9 ,914 cubic feet, which,
calculated at the value as given above,
amounts to upward of $500, 600. Chicago
Times.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
Need Of sreehanreal Experte

The present condition Of the sewing
machine business is not favorable to the
development of men who shall be thor
oughly educated both in the CONNER
cial and mechanical sides of the trade.
Men die when their usefulness is past, as
q machine is destroyed when its parts are
worn out. This depletes the ranks surely,
md 1t is the only thing that seriously
lessons the number of sewing machine men
in this country. 1t is as remarkable as it
a fortunate thing for the sewing machine
trade that man who becomes identified
with it thoroughly, seldom leaves it till
he dies.
Where are the coming experts coming
from? In the factories, where every man
is engaged duplicating the same pieces
forever, and the adjusters and inspectors
never see any practical work. There
neither is opportunity nor practice pos
sibie in the factories for the development
of experts. In the agencies, where the
manager was u bookkeeper or canvasser,
and who is rusher2 Where the repaiEers
are SO notoriously incompetent as to be-
come the butt of ridiculep And the man
ufacturing man is specialist operator
who does not know anything whatever of
mechanical constructions There is no ma
terial in the Office for the making Of ex-
perts. To make experts you must take
mechanically proficient men Jacks Of all
trades will not do), and teach them the
practical side of the business in the places
where sewing machines are used as tools.
To know one make or style of machine is
not sufficient; he must understand all of
them, and understand them well. In adj
dition, he must study machines of obso-
lete patterns, for that which is new is fre-
quently old, and often machines have
failed for very trivial causes, and the per-
son who desires to become an expert in
the sewing machine business must know
its mechanical history thoroughly. There
is plenty of work to be done by the man
who begins today to acquire the knOwl-
edge which the old experts have gained IN
forty years, but by the time he knows it
well there viii be a demand for his ser
vices. Sewing Machine News.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

the republican ticket go severely as to
endanger Its success. At the last con-
gressiopal election many northerp conn
ties went off after false gods and. an ap.
portioGmens npon the basis OF the repub-
lican vote would have given them light
representation in the convention. So
the northerners, one and all, opposed
an apportionment upon the basis of the
vote for Clifford in 1886 and
favored an apportionment upon the
basis of the vote for both Clifford and
Day. Those southern members OF the
committee who were in the original COM
bination TO place the convention at
Watersown stood with their northern
allies in behalf of this plan of represen-
tation and the northern idea prevailed,
AS something of a compensation for the
surrender the other side succeeded IN
overcoming the proposition to give to
each county one delegate at large, re-
gardless of its voting strength. This will
cut Oft O largo representation from
sparsely settled counties. which pre-.
dominate in the north, and will wipe out
many promising proxies. This arrange
ment Will give convention OF about
$50 delegates (the accurs figures have
not been made) and will throw to the
south majority in the convention OF
something like 1876. The committee
recommended to the convention the
adoption of a positive rule requiring
future committees 60 apportion future
conventions upon the basis OF the re-
publican vote in the several counties.
LII che convention gives heed to the re-
commendation OF the com mmittee the re-
publican party OF Dakota may finally
settle down upon on equitable basis of
representation. There is very little
political justice in an apportionment
which gives counties representation in q
republican convention in accordance
with its democratic voting strength
Dakota is old enough TO adopt fixed
rule and abide by 1t.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02


the illustrious visitor, next attracted his
attention. Seated upon floating log, he
would skim along the greenish waves,
surrounded by the delighted youngsters
and perpetrating all manner OF tricks
upon them, like Neptune playing with
Tritons; or, changing the game, he would
place the boys upon the log and drag them
and push them about amid the exultant
shouts of the dripping host. When he
left at last, the boys hurried after him in
o body, and, dressing with the utmost ex-
pedition, stood awaiting the prince as he
emerged from his cabin. Amused at their
hearty cheers, and ayerse from cutting on
terra firma those who had been boon COM
panions in n less stable element, the
crown prince invited his juvenile friends
to the Aquatic restaurant and stood treat
to the whole lot New York Tribune.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

Dakota's republican central commit.
tee held an important session at Aber-
deem last week and agreed upon dates
and places for the two conventions to
be held by the republican party during
the ensuing few months. jamestown
was selected as the place for the con-
yention to elect delegates to the presi-
Dental nominating convention at Chi.
cago and May 10Th was agreed upon as
the date. For the more important con-
gressional convention Watertown was
made the rallying point and August
22d agreed upon as the date. Water
town thus becomes the eeat of the chief
political contest, OF the year and at
Watertown the next congressman will
be named.
There axe three acknowledged candi.
dates for congressional honors before
the republican party-M Melvin Grigsby,
of Sioux Falls; General Harrison Allen,
of Fargo; Judge q. s. Palmer, Of Sioux
Falls. Mr.. Grlgsby wanted the con-
vention at Sioux Falls, General Allen
quietly favored Aberdeen and openly
voted his own vote and proxy for
Watertown and DeadWood, and Judge
Palmer, though he cast proxy most Of
the time for Sioux Falls, preferred Water
town as the place for the convention.
Each of the three aspirants was in the
committee meeting represented by q
proxy and in addition General Allen had
his own vote as member and chairman
OF the committee. Each of the aspirants
sought to gain all possible advantage
there is in o location, which is not very
much. Judge Palmer was under the
embarrassing compulsion OF voting for
his own town when be really wanted the
convention at Watertown. Els local
opponent, Grigsby, held him to this with
grim satisfaction, though sioux Falls
really had no show for the choice. It is
said that Sioux Falls will send an anti
Palmer delegation to tho convention and
IN that event it will be more
comfortable to Palmer to have
the convention anywhere than at Sioux
Falls. The three gentlemen named are
by their own confession actively in the
field for ,songresf. There are several
other aspirants yet in the background
who will be interested in she location ot
the convention, but none OF them were
actively represented upon the COM
mittee.
The question of a basis for the ap-
portionment of representation was as
usual . vexatious one. The precedents
are Of all sorts--eaoh previous commi,e
tee arranging plan of representation to
sult the exigencies of the occasion. An
effort was made in this committee
meeting to establish the correct rule--to
base the representation in the coming
conu,ntions upon the republican yots
cast in each county at the preceding
congressional election. This the south
favored quite generally. but the north
opposed It even to threats this if the
soie was adopted the north would cui
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
The New Emperor as an Athlete.

The new German emperor is-or was
before stricken with his present ominous
malady--a splendid athlete, both on land
and in water. years ago, - says writer
In Galignani's MESSENGER, II was swim
ming in the river near Cologne, when a
youthful giant, leaping into the water
from the scaffolding Of the military bath,
came down upon us with terrific splash,
greatly disturbing the equanimity Of old
Father Rhine. The noisy arrival was the
heir to the Prtlssian and German thrones,
q passionate sportsman alike In the liquid
as on frozen water. Stretching himself
full length, and striking out wita extraor-
binary yigor, he made several circuits
OF the extensfze basin, and presently be-
gan to dive In the most accomplished and
effectual style.
Abeyy OF small boys, who had been
jumping into. the water after him, intent
upon sharing the hon,fs NJ tho bath with
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
Advice 10 sssihsrs.

Are You disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by . sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teeshs Ifso,
send OF once and get bottle OF
Mas. WINBLow's SooTHINa SYaUP for
Children Teeth,ng. fts value is lncalcu.
liable. 1t will relieve the poor little suf-
ssrer Immediately. Depend upon Il.
mothers, shere is no mistake about id
IL cures dysentary and diarrhoea, regu-
lateB tho stomach and bowels, cures
wind colo, Hoftens the gums, reduces in
itamnaation and gives tone and energy
70 she whole system. Hrs. WinsioS;s
Soothing Syrup for Children 7eetas,se 10
pleasant to the taste, and is the prescrip.
tion OF one OF the oldest nurses and
best female physicians in the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price twenty
I've cents bottle.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

The Aberdeen News calls attention TO
the coincidence of residence between the
head OF the board of insane hospital
trustees and the successful bidders for
construction contracts and the superin-
tendent of construction. They ell live
at Canton. A resident of Canton says
there is no such firm as the one winch
secured the basement contraet--that the
father exists as an Qnpretestious citizen
of Canton and that the son is boy who
does chores around town. 1t has never
been known that they exist as partner
ship. These are circumstances worthy
OF mention as items of news.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

Ii is something cf surprise that. nj.
Il. Day should be solicisous to secure
the adoption by the democratic central
committee OF resolution endorsing the
administration Of President Cleveland
and the administration OF Governor
Church. According to the Bismarck ac-
count he exhibited anxieties of this ma
ture. 1t was expected that MIR. Day
would oppose both administrations
Perhaps he is Turing them on to grand
cataclysm ct Watertown.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

A serious strike on the Milwaukee
road eliminated Saturday at Chicago
1t included engineers, fremen, switch
men and brakemen, but was confined to
Chicago. IL is said the strike will ex.
tend to all divisions of the Milwaukee.
1t looks now as though aIl lines would
become involved in the strike,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

running. sore on my leg for eight
years my doctors told me would have 10
have the bone soraped or leg anputatesi. /
used, instead, three bottles Of Electric
Pitters and seven boxea Bucklen's Arnica
salve, and my leg is now sound and well.n
Electric Bitters are sold at Fifty cents
bottle, and Bucklen's Arnica Salye al 25c
per boz by the Excelsior Drug store 81, ,
Purdy & Brecht. sss3f
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

Hon. W. E. Smith. late assistant sec.
retary of the treasury, and a law part
ner of s., R. Weed, died Friday at his
residence at Plattsmonth, New York,
OF Brights disease, aged thirty-six
veara
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

Delegate Clifford has presented pc.
tition from Dakota farmers urging con-
gress to refrain from disturbing the
duties on hemp, flax and wool, and GALL
ing attention to the fact that the farm
ers of the northwest ars not led off BY
free trade sophistries.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
Many men of many minds;

7IIHKly pIlIb VGkiUEH
But for mild, effective, vegetable
purgatiye, you had better get DR.. Pierce'e
Pleasant PurRatiye Pellets. They cure
sick headache, bilious headache, dizzi-
ness, constipation, indigestion, and
bilious attacks; 25 cents vial. by drug.
gists.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
u.sckkes,,a Arn,na aasa,a.

The best Salye in the world for Cuss,
BRUISES, SOTs#, Ulcers. Salt lasAksazaa, Fe=ss
Sores, letter, Ohappsd Hands. Chilblain
Ooras, and all Skin Ernptions, and pos
itiveiy oirss Piles, or no pay required. II
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Prios 26 cent? per boz.
For Sale BY the Excelsior Drug Store OF
Purdy d Breaht
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

Under the plan of apportionment
adopted by the republican committee
Yankson county will have representa-
tion of the ten delegates in the territor.
ial conventions-the same es in 1885.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
Farm for Sale.
Hereis a Good one for Somebody.

Lots and and south 28 250O Of lot 49, Southwest
oneqarer of the northwest oneuae and the south
northwest onequarer of the northwest onequarter Of section 81
town 3D. 3d. Good Farm house half stories size
sixteen by twenour wing house twelve by sixteen good
barn. Ten of timber mostly ASH nice grove cottonwood
TIMBER twenty fenced for pasture FIVE of timothy grass
one hundred under cultivation, mile River
Three miles from Yankon One hundred and eveny-ve acres
all This is of the best farms in the county $5
Choice Farms this and adjoining counties terms and
further information call at
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
g9ails gresss aatl 5akatalapa

THE DAILY PRESS AND DAKoTAIAN
Is published every evening. excepting Sun.
days.
TERMS or SussoRIPrros--By carriers, per
month, IL 90; per year, Sl2 90; by mail, per
month, 81 cents; per year. $40 90.
ofiee,PRSss AND DAKoTAIAN block corner of
Third and Capital streets.
Telephone number 81
BOWEN Il KINasBURY. Prop'trs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02
An End TO Bone scrapIna,

Edward Shepherd Of Harrisburg, ILL.,,
says: Having received 50 much benefit
from Electric Bittsrs. feel it my duty to
let suffering hnnanitJ know it. Have had
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

THATHACKING COUGH Gun be 80
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We
gusranteelt. Sold by r. NJ, Ward. drug
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-04-02

sHILOH'S vITALIZER is What you
need for Constipation, Loss of Appetite,
Dizziness ard all symptoms OF Dyspepsia.
Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle. Sold by
r. M. Ward, draggist.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-06-03
THE COLLEGE PENNANT.
Won by Minneapolis High School
Against Manchester College.

Against Manchester College.
The most enthusiastic gathering that
ever witnessed game of ball in Mime
apolis was at the ball park yesterday to
see the deciding game in the race for
the State College championship. The
contesting teams were the Minneapolis
High School and Manchester University
clubs, and the audience, which was
quite large, was about equally
composed of admirers of either
team. The kids, however, that repre-
sented the high school aggregation
could give their opposition cards and
spades at making the most noise. From
the beginning to the end there was
howl, first from one side and then the
other. 1t looked as though the visiting
team had dead walk away for six inn
ings, but after that the school boys
sized up Kirkwood's delivery and lined
the ball out at will for singles and
doubles. The noise of the enthusiasts
was very troublesome to the Manchester
team in the eighth and they refused to
play unless the spectators ceased. But
it was all in vain. The more they
wood, the catcher, was badly ratified
and got several passed balls to his
credit. Achard, who is Minneapolis
boy. belongs to the Macelesters, and it
was the delight of the High school
boys to give him the laugh when he
made bad break. The fielding of
Adams and Morse and the batting of S.
NJ. KirkwOod and McCurdy, together
with the all-around playing of Belden.
were the features of the game. The
score follows: