Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-08-15

NJ Dsrlinss for Thee" forty 70 nfty Belle
MahOnes' and, say, twenty eight 10 thirty.
flve qn the 0loamineM' This yeer I
Won't pIscs mors'n half them songs osss
aTo what" asked - 1 took her keen,
penetrating elbow out Of the pit Cf my
stomach aud rested it on book which j
had on my knee, ''to what do you attribute
this cr:as =: falling OF and diminusion In Jour
"why, u is the Mills bill that has done
It. What else could OF done H.! The songs
10 jest the same they was last year, and
20 am jest the same II anything, I'm
more sociable than Wa last yesr and try
EYES, but what has the Mills bill got 10
do with the Belle Mabone' industry
What bearing docs II have on your waiting
my darling for me5"
Well, it unsetties things. Poor men are
afraid and folks that works are scared for
fear that instid OF getting ~ day for two
days In the week they will have 10 work
oil the week st 81 80 day, and 20 they ars
wa"
Of the Mills bill p inquired - l rose 10
~ don't know as 10 that but know that
sence Il got Q start have fell of about one.
half In my sales, and l have hung on harder
and smiled deeper and wider In order 70
sell one dang song than l did last year to
sell two That's what yer OLD Mills bill has
This suggested an idea 10 me. would
see several representatives of the minor
branches Of tra 10 and the lesser industries
here and learn, u possible, what the efie
OF proposed tariff reduction might be. On
whitehall street i found Mr.. Giuseppe
GlacamO Rigolett0, Q maroon colored gem
tlemau, who owns seven small green birds,
by the sweat of whose brows he secures
sufficient ground feed and garlic TO keep
his great noble soul inside his poor, perish
ing body.
II 10 difliouit to Introduce the broken Eng.
lish and xylophono remarks OF Mr. Rigc.
letto, but he was very CROSS and disgust0d.
His birds are supposed 10 indicate the future
prospects for the inquiring mind at five
cent. n.s each Sy gainE printed ticket from
ping one Of these birds across ths toes ss I
came mp. asked him II he would tell me
how trado wss with him. He said u was
most profanely poor, and he earnished
II In front and trimmed II down the
words which actually started the psrspirs.
tion on him. He said It was caused by the
Mills bill. He could not ex pisiE why II was
20, because he could not speak the English
language, or read II, or read any other
language In fact but when "plenty psepil
L CUOmo W Poy D tu0 uV6 bNut tO Ihiu Out
| what the leetlea bird sail peeka out by heea
| dam kn0lleedge OF the planet las year,
| dees tam the bottam OF the Dizziness goua
70 hal What fora you say, chr The Millsa
bill max mona 20 dam tite i keel myself
| for twOa SAINT"
IL wss the same with Mr.. Plcoolo, the
| great peanut purveyor OF Broad way. lie
could not explain 1t, but the dull goober
market, he thought, couid I've easily traced
70 tariff agitation. He was eating a decayed
pear and cursing the Mills bill % came
away.
Everywhere ] found people who had
been sflltcied by tariff agitation, ethel
directly or indirectly, since the introduc
tion OF the Mills bill. A oolored man who
whistles In loud, stentorian tones at th'
pier OF the Rookaway boat and then passe
the hat told me that he did vel
last year, but this season, unless trad,
picked up, he would have to make ar
sasib nment. On the Fourth OF July hi
| wht tied till he almost paralyzed hi
trem0lo and seriously impaired his pucker
ing string this year, only 70 fall short of tn,
days receipts for last year by g. He say
his whistle gets dry quicker and remain
In that condition longer since tho Mills bill
discussion. He also has an ingrowing mai
which under q protective policy he Is sur
would not trouble him.
The general sa mt ment az expressed by
these Interviewed, was, that with tarit
revision people who mismansged thei
business and then failed would have moth
Ing to lay TO. BILL NYE.