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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
j Boga.

Posv}ajac %niniejsza k%orespon-
dencya S@nnownemu Redaktorowi,
upraszam o laskawe unicszczenia
Je] W SVEN pismic d'a sprostowa-
MIA i oddania tytulu, komu on
sic w~}asoiwie nalezy . ME mnie,
ia W tym wzg'edzie zadne-
go udzialu ME mann i mice MIC
moge.
Il wysokim szaounkiem
unizony s}uga, ubogi zakonnik
Br. Augustyn zeytz
reformat.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
dza pewnq Iiczbe n'hil'stow.--
Prey forterach w Polsce zakA,
zalo budoN aG domy.
AlncryKa.
SENAT STANU NOWOJOl

Nl-A NJ NON JOh
SklEGO wyznaczy} wydAiaf, ma
iacy ) eddie Spiski monopolistow.
Wydzial, ten wlaz} teraz take ma
piety monopolistom cukrowvm i
przesfuchaf wielkiego f%abrykanta
cukru HavennAyera. Ten zda~af
s%wiadectwo wielka niechecia;
nazw ratineryj, %nalezacych do spi-
sku pc "a Stanami Zjednoczonemi
ME chciaf podat, przyznaf jednak-
re, IL jedna ~ratinerya W st. Louis,
dwie W Louisiana, jedna W Boston,,
dwie w Philadelphii i dwie San
Francisco przystapi}y do .poolu",
ktory teraz k%ontroluje wyr6b So
900 beczek dziennie. Ratinerya
North River jest zamknieta a "a
mierzaja zamkniac %jeszcze kilka
wiecej; pomiedzy innemi rafinerya
Bo>tonska. Produkcya cukru zmniej-
szy}a sic cd grudnia, t. j. cd "a
wiazania ,,pooln" o % procent i
ceny posz}y w gore. W}aSciciele
ME robiacych ~ratineryj dostaja
take swoja r6wna czest zysku. O.
g6lna suma wszystkich asygnacyj
udzia}owych spisku cukrowym
wynosi $45,00O,00O. Havemeyer,
ami adwokat spiskowych ME chcie-
Ii pokazat odnosnych ug6d i in
nych dokumentow.
Prey tel sposobnosc nalezy
z~aznaczyG, re ka~lifornijski krll
cukrowy Claus ~Spreckels zamierza
rozpocz2c wojne Z owyni spisko-
wynn i zalozyt ratinerye cukru W
Baltimore i innych wschodnich
miastach.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
sposobia sic

DEMOKRACI sposobiq sic do
wybor6w prezydenta. Naznaczono
juz ma 5 czerwca b. r. powszechny
sejm demokracki do St. Louis,
Mona tym sejmie %szystkie Stany
przedstawione beda przez delega-
tow.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
RABUNEk KOLEI. Y Puc

i lC-
a. t., donosza % lutego: DO
pociagu po|udniowej Pacific kolei
wkrad}o sic Nczoraj wieczor ma
stacyl przy waWozie Steina dw6ch
zamaskowanych. Skoro pociag zno-
WI ruszy}, wlezli IA kociel 4 wo-
da j wymierzyli karabiny ku ma
szyniScIe i palaczowi, kazac i'm je-
chat wolno. Poltorej mill cd przv-
stanku kazali maszvniScie stanat.
/ jeden 4 ia busiow edriaI loko-
motywe 4 kara pocztowa i ekspre-
sowa cd pociagu. Potem maszy-
vista ~jeszcze musiaI jechaG p6lto-
rel mill dalei i znowu s,anaG
Wtedy zbGjcy wiamali sic do ku-
ry ekspresowej, zmusili urzednika
do otwarcia kasy i ukradli 4 mel
wszystkie kasztownosci, ME naru-
szajae przeeiez ~przesytek poczto-
wych. Potem zniewolono maszynis-
te do powrdtu i przywiezicnia po-
}ostawionej czesci paciagu, rabusie
zas zeskoczyli Z pociagu i uciekli
W kierunku poFudniowym. Straty
kompanii ekspresowej maja bye
znacZne.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
w OKOLICY Springfield, Mo-,

splskowi strzegacy %obczajdw, w
dniu "A lutego w~ywalili 4 domu
dw"ch znienawidzonych w okolicy
mezc1yzn; pvywiazali ich do drze-
WI strasznie posiekali rdzgami
Sprawcy zreszta juz siedza w kozie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
DO NEW r przyh

~ NI' 301V P'y
niedawno, jak donosza gazety anne
r~ykahskie, oko}o 100 pc wiekszej
czest niebiednych Polak6w z Ga
licyi, ktdrzy wywedrowali Z ziemi
ojczystej u obawy pred wojna.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
NOWINA

nadeszla do New Yorku z Europ.y.
Podobno baron Rothcshild chce
porzucic swoj interes bankowy a
Jay Gould handel akcyami kole-
jowemi i chca zagarnad W swoje
wsp6lne posiadanie handel dya-
mentami ca}ego swlat". Przedsie-
biorstwo, monopolizajqce dyamen-
ty ~swiata, maja uwazat ci dwaj
milionerzy "a tax ogromnie donos-
ne, IL W pordwaniu Z MEM banki
Rothschilda Goulda koleje ra1em
2 telegratami SO zabawka dziecin-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
L NEW skaraa sic

L NEW ADG skarza sic cho-
dewey byd}a i koni ma konie
zdziczale. w g6rach Shelloch n.
p. t}ucze sic kilka stad takich
koni, 20 $50 do 200 sztuk, kaz-
de pod dowodztwem mocnego
i madrego ogiera. Tie zdzicza}e sta
ola ~wypadaja czesto ma pastwiska
stad swojsNich i ~nierzadko tie re
SODA uprowadzaja. Konie zdzicza}e
nadzwyczaj So bojazliwe i chytre,
tax IL .prawie niepodobiehstwem
jest do mich sic zblizvc. Ma wios-
ne przeszfego roku w%yruszyfo Is
konnych strzelco ', ably iaknajwie-
cej dzikich ogier6w zgladziG ze
swiata, wszelako po 10 dniach u
bill tylko jednego. Taxi zlzicza-
~ kon Way okolo 500 lunt6w. w
niewoli 81 strasznie dixie; lecz
jezeli uda sia takie zwierze oswoif.
to Jest ono nieoccnionem ola swej
silly i wytrawaEosci.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
GAZETY podaja sobie wiado-

GAZET4 pOdaj2 soble wlado-
nose, re W Detroit, Mich, przy-
aresztowano murzyna, ktdry mia{
poturbowac Is letnia dziewczyne,
nazwiskiem Anna Hedtke ~, Pol
ke
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
%BOODLERY C~HlCAGOSKIE
MA PREZ\

DENTA, kt1ry ME vie gdzic sic
urodzil, must bye osobliwszym
ptnszkiem. Jakis Nc Cube, szewc
W Milwaukee, powiedziat, 20 jego
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01

.jacy. Choir; czyta, mowi i ay-
We sic interesuje wszystklem,
co sc dzleje doko}a niego. -
Dzislaj pokaza} sic cesarze-
wicz 2 raw ma balkonie i hu-
czuemi okrzykami witany byf
pr1ez tlumy ludu.
Il NIEMlEC wywedrowafo
do Ameryki W ze~z]ym roku
okolo 100, 900 oSob.
kOMIS1A trudniaca sic ko-
~lonizacya memitcka W Pozuan-
&kiem =akupl}a ~ wsi i Is
gospodarst~ chiopsSlch. Po-
m,edzv kvlonistow malo roz-
dzlelono, pieksze czesc wsl
ma blc wydzlerzawioua cad
koWlcle.
We Wlcdmiu
przvbywai krupp Z Essen, f.
brykant armat, a nawet CO.
sara zaplo>il go ma "biad. ME-
zawodnle zamowiomo u nlego
arnaty. Najlepiej DIS bye f.
brykantem broul. DO zadea to-
war "iu jest talk pokurny lak
bron, - instrumental ku Ia
bljaniu ludzl.
W S~YNAGRODZE warsaw
skiej zawos4t ktos cEwlli,
kledy zydzl glosno sic klocjll
prly jakirhs naradach, .gme.'
Wskutell / 80 powsta1 ogrom-
ny poploch, vrzy czern IA ko-
biet Zosta1o uduszonych a lG
zabitych.
BERLIN, 20 lutego. = Il
St. Reno donlesiono cesarzo-
Wi niemie=klemu w drodze po-
afnel, ably byl przygotowany
ma wypadek najsmutnlejszy.
Cesarz potem przyzwat 90 S e.
bic swul lego wnuka Wllhelma
powiedzial mu, ze 1ycie OLGA
,jego JUL tyl;So ma dni policzo-
ne, ma vice czempredzej le-
chac DO St. Reno. jezell chce
90 zobaczyc jeszcze aywego.
TORUN, 20 lutego. - Mo-
Skale zmowu powiekszyli swe
silly zbrojue mad pruskq grant
ca. - Ma granicy austrysc
klej cztery pulki konnicy lada
chwili mai4 odebraG rozka2
do napadu La Krakow.
CZESI to dzielny narod
DO kiedy .lu3 prawie ME byi,
czesxiego narodu; kiedy pra
vie wszystko byfo zniemczone
naraz czesi sic upamietali
dis w,zystko Jest czcskle, wslt
i miasta, ACADEMIA, szko}y
pism gazet, ksia3ek czesklct
W kaadym domu mnogo, ka3
dy ME nale3y do jednego, lee,
do Sijku zwiazkow czesklch
Zadnemu Czechowi ami sic ME
sni lnaczej movie jas Pr
czesku, chotby i umial p'
niemiecku. Gospodarstwo CO
brobyt Il Mich i oswiata bar
do wielkie. Tylko jedna rec
ME dobra, 2e ME ma jednosc
W sprawach rei'glnych. Pewn
Geese Jest libe:aIlstow pomie
dry Czechami, naAywaja 81
oui Mlod"-Czechalhi, i try
majq . Moskalami. Teraz Ma
wet poslowie czascy w se]ml
austrynckim rozdziellll sic IL
| diva stronnlctwa.
!. W ROSYI zuowu mowi'
| lie chclano zablG cara. Lc
: padl ~, .jaklegos of'cera, lee
: tenze sam sic wolat zastrzelI
l anlaeli cara zabiG. Przed smie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01

dach odwetowych me S1a}y w
pugotowiu Wlochy i Anglia
Anglia, ktora do potro)neg"
przymierza uie w>hodzi, ale
ktore.l 'nteres 2vwotny po]tyv
Ia pofamaniu MoskwIe nog.
Ale szczutek stawia carat
W talk klopotiiwem wobec do
radzcow na.jbl zs1Neh, woi>&a
narodu, kosciola prawo>lawMe-
go i hlstoryl po~lozeniu, u
.,wielki sauotnik GatczN nski"
gotow sic ru.hma5t kazae
krew IN siebe lac, sam 20 ga
more ~gatrz>nskq nosa ME 20.
kazujqc. III parys. W. Slowa.)
SAN RENO, 81 lutego. =
DR.. Mackenzie podaje stan
chorego cesarzewicza ulemlec.
kiego jake bardzo zadawaluia-
lacy. Choir; czyta, mowl / 2y-
wo sic interesuje wszystklem,
co sc d1leje doko}a niego. =
Dzisiaj pokaza} sic cesarze-
wicz 2 raw ma balkonie i hu-
czuemi okrzykaml witany byf
pr1ez tlumy ludu.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01

Il NIEMlEC wywedrowafo
do Ameryki W ze~zlym roku
okolo 100000 oSob.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
w DULUTH PREY rozsadza

w DULUTH PREY rozsadza-
nlu skaFy PREY zachodniej ulicy
4tej, eksplodowa}y niedawno MES
podzianie naboje dynami,owe i
LEI hub ciezej poranily kilkunastu
ludzi, W tel liczbie Polaka nlezna-
nego nazAiska.
BOODLERY CHlCAGOSKIE
~wszystkic ma rok jeden musza po-
wedrowat do domu karnego Irzy-
najmniej to zdzichIko spruwicdli-
wosci W mieScic najwiecej 2epsu-
tenn Ma Gala Amerykr.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
W SYNAGRODZE warsaw

W warsaw
skiej zawo.4t ktos cE:wiIi,
k'vdy zydzi glosno sic klorjll
pr>y jakivhs naradach, gore'
Wskutek 80 powsta1 ogrom-
ny poploch, vrzy czeln IA no.
bet zostaio uduszonych a lG
zabitych,
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01

kOMlSIA trudniaca sic ko-
lomizacya nlemi-cka W Poznan-
zkiem .akupI]a ~ wsi i Is
gospodarstw chlopsSlch. Po-
m,edzv kolonistow mnlo roz-
dzlelono, vieksze czesG wsl
ma bye wydzieraawloua cat
kowlcle.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
BERLIN, 20 lutego

TORUN, 20 lutego. - Mo-
skale znowu powlekszyli swe
silly zbrojue mad pruskq grant
ca. - Ma granicy austryac
klej cztery pulki konnicy lada
chwili majq odebraG rozkaz
do napadu La Krakow.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01
Gems. lnSerntOw

Jena W.
Cd wiersza drobnego druku na raz
jeden "a c.
Cd Gala $1.0t
Nastcpn,o pofowo.
ROoznie Cd Gala $1,000
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-03-01

W ROS1l Znowu mowlq,
lie chcluno zablG cara. Los
padl II, .jaklegos of'cera, lecz
tenze sam sic wol"t z~astrzellc
anlaeli cara zabiG. Pred smier-
cia wyznaf, De nale2ai do sp'-
sku ijak sic stale .--Znowu sq-
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

the East and abroad. Many OF them are
Seeond-handers Yes, there are second
hand achors Just as there is a stale quality
of every thing else mostly. They are bought
by small vessels, whose owners can't afford
brand-new ones.
Fancy a lumber schooner that has never
been off fresh water carrying at her bow an
anchor that has NAV be been all over the
world. There are some interesting ones
among the 'second-handers / have seen
one on fresh water that bore stamp telling
it was made one hundred years ago. It's
odd, isn't it, that while the science OF navl-
cation has made such tremendous progress
In all other respects, the shape OF anchors
has remained almost the same for nobody
knows how long. Shanks are somewhat
longer occasionally and fiukes trife diff
ferent, but the anchor of 1888 doesn't great
ly differ from that slung on the bows Of the
ships of several centuries ago.
sailors he continued, have supersti-
tous ideas attached to every thing aboard,
including anchors. They are apt to have
more confidence in one of two anchors that
may be exactly alike They believe it viii
hold better under precisely the same Cir
cumstances than the other. Nothing
changes that belief, although its origin Is
in some peculiar formation of that pardcu-
lar spot at the bottom on which the big hook
is dropped. heard story once. A GER
tain schooner encountered a storm of the
eastern shore Of Lake Michigan.
Her anchor dragged, she was cast on the
shoal, and her crew drowned IL trying to get
ashore, all save one man. Somehow her,
anchor was part of the wrecks salvage. 1t
was sold to another schooner. Aboard of IL
was the sailor rescued from the first ship.
He recognized the anchor. He told his ship
mates and prophesied evil. Sure enough,
the vessel caught fearful gale. 1t was
wrecked and four Of the crew lost Again
the anchor was part Of the salvage 1t was
sold TO vessel just built IN another port
One OF the shipwrecked crew. as in the last
case. had joined and he, like his companion,
knew the anchor He and his comrades re
fused to sail in the company OF that anchor.
What did the captain dos He was q level
headed tar He wanted to sail, so he need
ed crew, and another anchor was not pro-
durable. He just had that anchor put
ashore: he Just hired blacksmith TO smash
il Up so that the men didn't know Il Then
he put it aboard and the ship sailed Moth
ing happened on that voyage, but toward
its end the crew got on to the anchor dis
guise At the next available port the cap
tain got a new anchor"
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

tobacco Is again IN a glow. Instantly the
cloud OF annoyance disappears from his
brow and supreme happiness reigns once
again. Happy Feutonl What cares he for
the riot act which Frau Gretchen is sure 10
read to him because he is staying out so
latei He will light fresh pipe and blow all
his sorrows into the air.
And isn't the man who smokes the du-
deem just Of the same sorts Drunk or sober,
the risky Irishman always manages to
have lot of fun with his short-stemmed
clay pipe, more so after it has taken unto
itself the hue Of ebony. And although the
pipe may have cost but copper when new,
it becomes Of priceless value as the nicotine
soaks into its pores and makes it Mellow
Drop into this corner saloon on Blue Island
avenue, from behind whose suffered
windows comes the Sound Of a rollicking
Irish song. You will find crowd of Frank
LAWYERS horny-hauded constituents, every
one of whom holds blackeaed dudeen be-
tween forefinger and thumb What they
smoke is not choice Virginia leaf; far from
it. BUTT affords them just as much enjoy.
ment as if it were.
And now the antithesis Of this jovial
German-the tinical and difficult-to-please
dude. His name is legion, and he infests
every avenue of trade and every line Of
business. He always smokes cigarette,
Of course. Nothing less than the latest fad
will do him. It must be the Ne Plus Ultra
or the Acme-whatever brand of silver
edged, jockey-club favored has last been
thrown on the market. Watch him as he
stops to light his dainty tube. He draws
out of his vest pocket a small package,
adorned with the portrait of the reigning
belle of the hour. 1t is gilt, and SO are the
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

TO me- Oh, YOU mustn't fool with me. This is
one of my juhp days and old marster sent
you along here 10 keep me company
l could not get away, so great was the
old mans Importantly and, indeed, so
threatening was his aspect; So placing a
vague trust in Felix, / surrendered. The
old gentleman was delighted. He told bear
stories, and related, with many watery
wink, his gambling exploits on the Missis-
sippi river. The hour was late when we
went TO bed that night, but the old fellow
was so 10th to release me, so interested had
he become with his own past, that he went
with me 10 my room, sat on the foot of the
bed, talked the candle out and then occa-
sioaaIly struck q match to shed glare
upon some point that he desired to be iua-
pressive.
Felix returned about three o'clock the
next day.
Come here now and tel US all shout
it." said the old man. Then, addressing
me, he said "Git out your book now and
take down what he says"
| did so, and this is his report
"Neber seed de IKE o folks Da' peered
TO come from everiw AFTER while &c
sheriff an some udder genermeu tux dat
Niger outen jail, da did, put him in er
spring wagin an hauled him out In CT ole
fell whar ia had put up er sort O. or plat
fo'm. De Niger he did'n' pear ter be
skeered biz an he walked up dem steps
an looked down like er preacher il a pulpit
Itell you be want skeered. no he want: but
ddn' feel Jes' right, an wen de folks gunter
sing, my knees gunter hit tergeder. Dis
v-olildn' do me thinks |. 'Couldn' stan no
SIGH progickin ez dot. Doan want no man ter
come putin er rope roun' my naik like wuz
err cal. But dat Niger looked at dat rope
en-, sorter smiled, he. did. 'Uh huh thinks
!, you amt got ez much sense es is ter
stan dar smilin' al CT rope dat gwlne choke
de life outen YOU Den der niger gunter
talk; knowledged dat he killed de man an
Flowed dat he wanter meet US al. Den or
ole black oman. says: .oh. Lord. an enc ter
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

R. Morrison in the Believille CIll) district.
Uncle Jehu is the first member every Morn
ing TO take his seat on the floor of the House
There he sits writing industriously until
the clock strikes twelve and the first notes
of the chaplain's prayer are heard. During
all this time his large, broad-brimmed
SLOUGH hat has never once been lifted from
his head, and the Ole mans stern blue eyes
have been steadily bent upon bis desk as he
writes up his mornings mail. Uncle Jehu
is one of the prominent figures of the
House.
He has not yet made a speech. but every
body knows that he can talk, and his cob
leagues are waiting anxiously for the ripe
opportunity that shall call him forth. De-
spite his rural appearance and his coarse
everyday clothes, every body knows that
Uncle Jehu is man Of brains and ability.
he is not a college graduate, but he came
near being one, and his alma mater, Nc
kendree College, afterwards gave him the
degree Of LID. This quaint-looking old
man has edited an edition of MontesQuies
Grandeur and Decadence Of the Romans"
Twice before this he has been elected 10
Congress, and served when many OF his
colleagues were little boys in school. He
was twice appointed Minister 10 Veaez uela,
and he brought homo with him from his
South American expe cIence a big and rich
fund of anecdotes and observations. Uncle
Jehu's committee places are important and
honorable He served on the Committee on
Claims and that on Election OF President
and Vice-President.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

blackbird's. Den de winmin' gunter holler
an l looked roup' an says, l did: Ladies,
dar ain no u'sen hollerin' now, fur de mans
dun dead Dat wuz all dar wuz o. de form
ance, an says hump, doan want no SIGH
progickin bout me- an / doan, nuthe-
Come er snatohin' er man roun' dat way
Ack like er man ain human, da do"
1 took down the report, word for word,
and sent it in; and, as it contained none OF
the professional remarks incident to the
conventional hanging, people were at first
surprised, but, after they had realized that
L was attempting to create reform, they
again admitted me into reasonably fair So
Ciety. OPIE p. READ.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

favored tobaccos is constantly on the in
crease. Real Turkish tobacco eau be had
in this city from s. a pound up to $40, az
cording TO quality. This is not astonish-
Ing when it is remembered that in Con-
stantinople itself the finer grades If indig
enous tobacco cost as high as IS pound.
Turkish tobacco ought always to be smoked
in tchibouk- The water-pipe or narghi-
leh. is the thing for Persian tobacco. This
is never favored, but is leaf tobacco sim
ply sun-cured, and retaining all its original
strength and aroma 1t is rather pungent,
and the pipe must be thoroughly cleaned
and rinsed after every smoke. The way to
smoke water-pipe is, after properly pack
ing the moistened tobacco, cut into strips
the size of a half dollar, TO set the tobacco
thoroughly aglow with chunk Of live coal.
Then inhale your tobacco slowly and steadi-
ly, and puff it out again just as slowly and
steadily
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29
Spilled EFT Fer Him.

"Marier, seed tn funniest eatin' house
ever wuz wen l Invent daoun ter Bosting last
week." said a farmer who had just re-
returned home from visit to the Hub
"Yeou daont sayl What wuz ct, Ezree, %
questioned his wife.
~ seed er sign in er winder tibet read ::
'BAed dinner wuth er cigar thaowed in fer
fifteen cents.'n
a can't see nuthin' queer erbaout tibet"
"Yeou daontln
"Nao."
"Why, hemlock an gingerI When dew
yeou 'spose wants ter eat billed dinner with
err cigar thraowed intew it, Thet I'D Jest
Spite ct fer me, bgosh!n
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29
Uafeeling Wretch.

There goes Shrinkem's wife down
street." exclaimed Mrs. Rounds to her hus-
band. What a slim, usigpificsnt-looking
creature she isr'
"Ah. Shrinkem Is o fortunate man." re-
turned Rounds, with sigh, as he gazed on
the mammoth proportions Of his spouse,
who weighed about two hundred and fifty
pounds.
Why's Because he has a slim woman
for wifeP
mo, not exactly, my dear; but because
he won't have big carpenters bill every
week"
"WhRt do you neanr'
"He won't have to cab in csrpente.
every time she falls downstairs"
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29

rBasis, commercial year DC days. os % Says >
=

basis, commercial year DC days. or - Says pr
EsonsA-
per ceut-Mgltlply TIE principal BY
the required number Of days. divide 6y 8
ard point OF.
5 per csnt. Multiply BY the number Of
DAYS and divide by r.
per eeut--sSGitsply By the number Of
days, dfvzce brs, and pciaf OF three ag-
ures from tlsa right.
sper ceat--A alrtpty by the number Of
DAYS and divide tY -
0 per ce1s--Maitsply By The number II
days, divide By 4, snd point osf three fg-
Tres from fAe right
10 per cect.-Mcitipiy by the number ot
days and divide By 3s
y pr csut.-Nnltlplv By the number 81
dsys, divide by 3, AID posrt CT three
figures from the right
- per ceat.-MEst5ply b. the NUMBER q
dsys and divide by 81
Is per cs1t--A nit9pgy b. TIE NUMBER of
days, DIVIDE by z sst pozzt 81 t5res
figures from tie right
% PER cerc-2ultiply h the nSrntse- CT
days and 6sxtae By =.
The interest n ssch case VIII Re In ocs-
lars and esn.&-UsefEl 1nf0-rzaAtass-
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-04-29
Only a WAY We z aim on Things.

"Here is an account Of a miraculous IS
cape.n remarked q New Engisndsr to a
Western man. as they sat together IN the
Palmer House, al Chicago
- Let 'er &c; let's hear it''' responded the
WesterneE.
"a man fell into q rliningshafs two hun
ored ard eighty feet deep and or ciEtehiR z
the rope Just before reaching the bottom, he
managed to save his life az the expense CT
ali the flesh on the inside Of ms hands which
the friction cleaned to the bone. There,
cal That something mirsculoussn exclaimed
the Yankee, after reading aloud the account
You ooi Why, thai AMT nuthln', that
amt It's only way we palm OF things N
the Wesr