The Red Cloud chief., 1888-11-16
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well: Well. Bat I thought you
were in Germany by this time cx.
claimed sergeant Besdali. a. Cart bus
der entered the Woodbridge stree:
police station yesterday.
NO. I doan' 60. Maype der- Via,
some nic. on nne-nsype not"
But you were discouraged the last
tim. you were here: Won had tried pol
tiles and 20; left Perhaps you have
struck something el-e'
..Dot vhas IL. und I shall -h;ay right
here. | learn some pew tricks. und l
hat some chances 20 speculate.
Tell me about il. said the ser
yeAnt. a. he settled down in hi, chair.
Maybe you doan' like 10 hear from
some grecnhorns-' replied Mr.. Dundcr
with an injured look. III ] vhas green
ash grass und DIT cows feed On me.
better I go home
Come. 60 ahead. What new tricks
have you got''
..vheli. sergeant" said the old MAJ
a. he melted slowly. do, trick I
.hpcak Of vhas Ia wait until more Ash
ten loafers vhas in my place. schweAr-
ing und splitting und hugging the
stove. und den put In a sh,ick OF wood
nit some powder in il und blow EN-
oop. You neafer saw such schumping
und running in your life. u vhas
enough ,o kill you nit laughing. 4
stranger gifts me- dot trick for two
glas-e, of Beer.
You blow up the loaiers7
dot vha> il.
but you blow up the stove. too. and
perhaps your saloon. Can YOU afford
10 buy a new stove every tim. you want
Ia play the trick?"
..Eh? Docs der ,.oaf go. blow up.
too
.-Of course"
HIM. / doan' think ~ dot pcior..
or cOurs.. der s;oaf vha- blown oop nit
der lOa!er-. nnd MAYBE der house vhas
fire
w nat sISs@
..Vhell. | figure on som. canar
birds. can buy 'em in >hermany for
two shillings apiece
Yes"
.'Und der price here VIA, two dol
Exactly"
III ] buys one million der profit
VIA. oafer "a million und IL hail dollar,."
II see. You want agents here and
in Germany. and there j. the cost ~
transportation. the loss by death. and
you must find a million buyers. >plen-
did scheme. Mr.. Dundcr' I suppose
buy a steamer 10 ship by"
HIM. ! get dot speculation for two
dollars in cash. Via, he wrong,'
.Oh no: go right ahead. Any thing
VIVA, if | buy oop al der oranges
in der country FOR II million dollars
Then YOU could advance prices
Fifty per cent. end make a heap of
money"
..Shust so. VIA. glad you see it
ike me. Dot scheme co.t III. only
rec dollar
but where is the million dollar, 10
BUY with
Him. dots so. OH ! remember
now. vhaS to gif my note for u
year. Dot makes her all satisfactory"
..Wha, clse?"
..vhell. | goes in der railroad pces-
ness. ] guess.
How"
In Mexico. II We build one hun
lrcd miles of railroad We re, two mil
ion acres Of land. Dot land a
worth twenty million dollar. und der
Of der road vas fife millions "a
Here was der figures lik. som.
Dot pointer cost me two dol.
"Splendid idea. Mr.. Dunicr. why
ion't you buy the City Hall for $l0o.Op
md sell it back TO the city for half u
n~illiOn?"
..By Shorgc. but dot was excellent.
4 was a wonder { doan' think 81 do:
And. say. YOU could buy up forty
this fall for 10000 apiece
md sell them mex. spring for doubi.
he money
'.DOndrr und bitten. but OF vas /,
harp man. sergeant ] doan know
pefOre. Shake my hand. How
much shall ! pay YOU"
IL. that's all right. Mr.. Dunder.
on can always have my advice free"
..Und when | make two hoonercd mil
ion dollars I gif you der bees, bank in
for u present Goodbye. -.r-
'cant. ! see You quicker again e
-as n millionaire. "-LIesroI Free Press.
UNKNOWN SENSATIONS.
liz John Lshbo~h d. rrsSseossseas
Orgaoe 81 Ssose.