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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
A Vaccination Matinee IN Trinidad.

l watched my friend, the doctor, one
morning as he held vaccination matt
nee.
The law requires the registrar of
births to furnish each mother with a
blank form, and that the parents shall
present the child to public vaccina-
tor within six months thereafter under
a small penalty. Notice is given of
day and hour when he will be at his
office to vaccinate, and large attend
ance is certain.
l had been wondering all breakfast
time at the amount of style in the way
of bright colors and brown babies in
the garden, and when we went down
to the Office rooms, there were about a
dozen women, as many babys and two
or three men waiting for the perfor-
nance. Some spoke Hindustani, and
'Salaar1, sahib," greeted us from them;
some Spanish, and, "Buenos dias' was
their salute; but what the rest said
could not make out. Every mother
was dressed in all the fnery she owned;
with neck, arms and ankles decorated
with strings of coins, having solid sill
yer collars and bracelets of the same
metals, bangles they call them, up to
the elbows. And the babies were
small copies of their mothers, lacking a
few bangles and collars.
AS they were presented and deftly
scratched, the doctor handed each her
certificate, with an injunction in her
own language to keep it carefully.
One must be polyglot in Trinidad, I'M
less of very tender age, when we all
talk the same language, and these little
tots, as neat and spotless of attire as
if they were rich mems heirs, cried
Justify in the same perfectly Ineligible
tongue.
Every one waited patiently her turn,
and the bright interested faces were
anything but servile in expression,
while all were perfectly respectful.
Evidently, the good doctor was their
friend DR., Wm. r. Hutchinsor, in
Tile american Magazine for 1ugust.
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Peculiar

ia the combination, proportion, and
preparation of its Ingredients, Hood s
Sarsaparilla accomplshes cures where
other preparations entirely fail. Pecu-
liar in its good name at home, which
is ''tower of strength abroad" pecu-
liar in tn phenomenal sales it has attai-
ned, Hoods Sarsaparilla is the most sue
cessful medicine for purifying the
blood, giving strength, and creating an
annette.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17

1t is said that the expiration Of the
copyright on many of Carlyle's works
is to result in the republication OF
many magazine articles which he would
never allow to be reprinted, but which
have been unearthed in the library of
the British Museum.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
"Constantiy Hawking and spitting.,

THOMAS J. RUSHING, Esq, s0os Pine Street,
50. Lottis, Mo-, writes; 81 was great sufferer
from catarrh for three years. At times could
and spitting, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils.
thought nothing could be done for me. Luck
Remedy, and am now a well man. / believe
1t TO be the only sure remedy for catarrh now
manufactured, and one has only to give it a
u permanent cure"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17

The expense Of living in the city of
New York may be conjectured from a
remark in the Mail and Express that
a man with an income under $4,000
finds the country healthier than the
city.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
New York Baseball Club.
Office: Polo Grounds New York,

May 7, 1871.
PONDS EXTRACT CO.,
GENTS,-I have used your
PONDS EXTRACT for myself and
family for some time and find it to
be the best article of the kind | ever
used. 1t will remove stiffness and
soreness of the muscles in very short
time, and in my opinion no baseball
player or athlete 81 ould be without
this valuable compound: Yours truly.
JAMES MUTRIE.
Manager New York Baseball Club.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
Three Bottles Cure Catarrb.

ELI RoBBIse, Runpan p. o.. Columbia Co.,
Pa, says; My daughter had catarrh when
Sages Catarrh Remedy advertised, and pro-
cured q bottle for her. and soon saw that it
helped her third bottle effected a perma-
sound and hearty"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
.UntoId Agony from Catarrh., 8,

of Ithaca, N. Y, writes; "Some ten years ago
i suffered untold agony from chronic nasal
catarrh. My family physician gave me up as
incurable, and said must die. My case was
such a bad one, that every day, towards sum
set. my voice would become 30 hoarse l could
barely speak above whisper. In the morning
my coughing and clearing OF my throat would
almost strangle me. by the use of DIR. Sage's
Catarrh temedy, In three months, was well
man, and the cure has been permanent"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17

PiercC's pheasant Purgattve Fell0tS.
In explanation of the remedial power of these
Pellets over so great n variety of diseases, it
tho system is universal not a gland or tissue
escaping their sanative influence. Sold by
druggists, % cents a vial. Manufactured at the
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
STATIONS.

Connections at Rupert with Philadelphia &
Reading Railroad for Tamanend, Tamaqua, WILL
Transport, Sunbury, Pottsville, etc. At Northum-
berand with p. & K. Div. r II. X. for Harrisburg,
". r. HALSTEAD, Gen. Man.,
Scranton, Pa
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17

SYMPTOMS OF CATARRH.-Dull,
heavy headache, obstruction OF the nasal
passages, discharges falling from the head
and acrld, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous,
puruent,, bloody and putrid; the eyes are
weak, watery, and infamed; there is ringing
clear the throat, expectoratlon of offensive
matter, together with scabs from ulcers; the
breath Is oransive. smel and Taste asa irno tro
pnired; there is a sensation of dizziness, with
mental depression. hacking cough and gem
symptoms are likely to be present in any one @
case. Thousands OF cases annually, without
manifesting half of the above symptoms re-
No disease h so common more deoenfive and
dangerous, or less understood by physicians.
by its mild, soothing, and healing properties,
cases OF Catarrh, "cold IN the h cad, -
COryza, and Catarrha Headache.
Sold by druggists everywhere; 80 cents.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17

BEWARE OF INVITATIONS. ALWAYS
ASK FOR DIR. PIERCES PELLE ET5, Oh
LITTLE SUGAR-COITED PILLS.
Hcing entirely vegetable, they op-
crate without disturbance to the system, diet,
sally sealed. ALWAYS fresh and reliable. As
a laxative, Alternative, or purgative,
these little Pellets give the most perfect
snt Is sfanfinn
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
OUT IN "No MANS LAND"

The country that it is proposed shall
he opened up to white settlement
under such restrictions as will prevent
all but actual settlers getting foo,hoId
there--contists of little over eleven
and half millions of acres. 1t is that
portion of the Territory west of the
five already civilized tribes, south t.
the Cimmarron river, aud in part To
the Canadian, and thence west along
the northern lines of the present rese.,
vations TO the Texas pan handle and
taking in the public land strip, or, as it
is better ktosn out there, ''No Mans
Land" The district known a Okla
homa, which is l,s8s,000 acres ia ex
tent, is about in the middle of it. mo
Mans Land so Gale because il does
not belong TO any State aud has no
semblance of govtrnn ent or law, ard
is the safe resort of every kind and
shade OF fugitive criminals from all
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1888-08-17
Pennsylvania Railroad.
Philadelphia & Erie r. R. Divis.
ion, and Northern Central
Railway.
--NxN--
TIME TABLE.

In enect AUG. 5, 1883. Trains leave sunbury
EASTWARD,
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What Shall the Tariff he?

Cutting the tax from the sheep,
white wool,
cutting the tax from the silken spool
cutting the tax from the cotton hose
Nutting the tax from English clothes
What shall the tariff bcs
oh, what shall the tariff bes
Cut by Cleveland. cut by Mills,
Cut in platform, and cut in bills,
Slashed from everything YOU see
Free, oh free shall the tariff be.
Looping it off from the farmers fax,
Looping il oil from the cutters AK,
Looping it of from the wcayers
web,
Looping it of from the spinner's
thread;
What shall the tariff bci
Oh, what shall the tariff be9
Paying England for boots aud shoes;
Paying England for all that we use.
Starving our labor aud shutting our
mills,
killirg our commerce with Free
Trade bills,
What shall the tariff brp
oh what shall the tariff hei
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I.exington Division trains ruu by Central
time. Matn Line trains east OF Huntington
run by Eastern time, which IS one hour fas-
ter than Central time.
No 4. daily from Iouisviilc. Cincinnati
and Lexington 10 Washington aud the Fast
and 90 Richmofd and Oldl polrt Daily cx-
cent sunday from Richmond 10 Old Point
Solid train and Puilinan's finest Buffet sleep
ing cars.
80. ,, daily except sunday Tho Saturday
train runs Only a. lar 90 clifton Forgo Dnily
except sunday between Chiffon Forge and
Old Point
No. z, daily except sunday to Washington
Leave Washington daily. Pullman ps,rIor
cars New York 10 Washington New Pull
man Buffet Sleeping cars Washiugton tn
Louisvilc and Cincinnati, aud From White
Sulphur 20 81. Louis.
No 4, daily except sunday Pullman
sleeping cars 20 MnshinKton Pullman Siecu.
lug cars without change, clifton Forge aud
White Sulphur 10 Lexington.
Nos . and ., daily except sunday Through
Pullman service between Baltimore. Rich
moud, Old Point ard White sulphur. No. 4
daily from Ashland 10 Cilfion Forge
Old DOmluion Steamers leave Norfolk on
Monday. TuGsday. Wed esday, m thursday and
saturday on arrival train % y IA, arrive in
New York next day afternoon
For rates Tickets. baggage Cheeks, apply
To any Office Of q. q .. ny. or Depot or Tick
ct ONCE Of come ting lines.
w, &. WICkHAM,
Receiver.
81. w. FULLER,
Gem Piss'r Agt.
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How To stamp "a Letter.

Louisville Courior-Journal.
"Out OF the millions OF persons
who stamp letters daily, but few
know the way to do The licking.
remarked Mr. All Oldham, the
stamp purveyor at the Postohice,
yesterday.
(Which is the right way, All, y
queried listener.
why, the envelope onght to be
licked, not the stamp. If you lick
the envelope and then apply TIC
stamp, il will stick, sufc. IL you
lick the stamp you are liable 10 car.
~ away all the mucilagc on your
tongue, or so much that the stamp
VIII fall off. Many a letter has
reached the Dead.Lcttcr Office be.
cause the sender licked the stamp
instead Of the envelope"
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The New spapcr Law.

The following is the law as il
j,ands relating to newspapers and
Subscriptions
I. Subscribers who do not give
Express notice to- tho contrary are
considered wishing to continue their
Inscriptions.
9 Any person who takes 4 pa
per regularly from the post-oihcc,
whether directed in his name or
snothcr's, or whether he bad sub.
scritcdor not, is responsible for pay
nent.
I. Ifa person orders his paper
dheontinued he must pay arrears,
Hr the publisher may continue TO
bend it until payment is made, and
hen collect the whole amount
whether the paper is taken from ihc
|poSt.oflice or not.
4 The courts have decided that
Tstu,ing to take newspapers or pc
|rodcals from the post-office, or re
moving and leaving them uncalled
for, sprima fdcie evidence OF intcn-
tOnal fraud.
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ne Used to be a Boy minscir.

| >>'' =" bC ~ hoy ittiuSclf.
little Rock Gazette.
The other day show came 10
Little Rock, and was shameful,
imposed upon by Uncle Isom.
/ While standing near the tent he saw
crowd OF low spirited hoys griev.
ing ON account of financial depres.
sion.
Docs yer youngsters want To- 90
To dc shown" he asked.
! The boys responded in a noisy
chorus.
We'll, come ON, den. | uster hc
child myself, an unlike dc mos
men, han't forgot it. Count desc
boys, he added addressing the door
keeper. The man began counting.
and 10y the time the boys had passed
IN, lsom was talking To- acquain.
tances from the plantations.
Here, said the Snowman, give
me twenty tickets"
81 doan owe yer no tickets. and
doan owe yeruo money | didn't
tell yer To pass dc boys, said count
cm. lzc always herd that show.
men Is good ON 'rithmitic, an |
wanted ter satisfy myself Yer say
dat der was twenty boys; doan
spute yer word, kasc amt no
mathertician. Sposn take a lot of
boys ter der cashier on bank. and
axes him TO count EN-, does dat sig.
niiy de cashier is gwinc to pass EN-
INTO de money room; No sab. Go
back &c yer tent; ! see crowd go
in in"
The Snowman, remembering that
he had left the entrance. unguarded.
turned, and lsom walked away.
kin aN queshun, sah;" qucr.
'ed n tall and ancient looking col.
ored man of the sergeant ut police
headquarters yesterday.
"You can"
iii hev a fight wild pusson tc.
tween now an lcckshun do lose
my voter"
"No, sir"
but dat's what Izc bin disform.
cd"
Cant help that. You can have
a hundred fights and vote just the
same.
"Sartin shofoY
cs, sir"
"Shool Why, dey tolc me dat
story way back two months ago.
an ober twenty pussons hcv bin
cuiiiin' an kickin' me about ',ill lie
lame way to dc top of my head. i
stood II kcse ! didn't want To lose
my vote. An so it haiu't trucrr
mo, sir"
"Shoos Just YOU wait Shooi
You listen for sounds! Shoe. But
III broke ober thirteen pussons
right squar' in two between this
time an sun UetrOi Froe
Press.
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a magazine writer tells US that
there are only 6,ooo stars visible TO
the naked eye, but any uncdueaied
man who ever ran his nose against
the cellar door in tie dark knows
that there are at least four times
% many rs that S0mersiRc Jogr.
nal
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q lady who advertised ior q eirl
"to do iight house work reserved
. letter from an applicant who said
her health demanded sea ar. and
asked where the light house was sit-
uated.
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hates OF AdvcrtIsipr.

(rret ror T'fe. ...ss... ...s.......... It
4 rgulsr advertisers s....-......... ...... {
REGULAR advertisements, OF more than halt
.inran. quarterly In advance
Irauslcni advertisements In advance.
Tha Advance is the medium through
pAsi Advertisers onn reach tho pee.
b. Of Wayns County.
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An Alabama paper published tie
following notice. Married. az
Flinstone, by the Rev. Samuel
Windstonc, Ephraim Grindstone 20
Emihne Sandstone, both Of Lime.
stone - Look out Tor a lot Of small
Grindsiones, we trus, not to be FOL
lowed by birthstone.
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q professional beauty has been
photographed in $50 drfsrcnr posi-.
uous It IS said that the only per.
son who can beat her for variety of
attitudes IS the boy told % sit Oh a
chair
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-09-21

Under the laws in Illinois, wh1ta
person sees through a cyhoie cam
not hc accepted as evidence in
court. but no sewing society in ikc
country would reject such testimony.
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10 is ali well enough 10 say that
thirteen is au urlucky number BOT
this country started in business with
thirteen States, aud seems to be slill
holding her own.
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Little four ycar-old Mabel came
to her father one DAY to- have her
apron butioncd, thoughufully re
marking. "If / could get behind
myself could do t."
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. 90 did he IN all lhat -

And did hc say All that PatF'
rs, yer reverence all them
names be called me. aud sez 7, 4
wuddcnt demuue uicseif 90 lose me
umper wid such a blaygard. 20
Just knocked him over MID me
shuck, an KEN away
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Husband (during quarrel with
his wifc) Wen, I'm glad tha,
therc. : no marrying or giving in
mar iagc in the next world"
Wife (taftly $50 ain IL
And well bc Tar enough apart.
anyway, in the next world" ff
on think we willi"
\ cs, as far apart a. heaven and
hell are"
We'll, ] always though, YOU
wanted to 60 to heaven, John. but
now J sec that YOU expect to 20 to
the other place"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1888-09-21

How does the new gi'l strike
your asked citizen at dnner
lately.
"She hasn't struck me vet re.
piled bis wife meekly. "nut she has
done almost cyery thing else"
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Why thc Train Run SLOW.

Texas siftings.
a man was one day making 2
trip ON mixed train" on a Dakota
road. Passage on these trains i,
never taken except for journeys OF
considerable length; walking is rs
easy and much faster for short distan.
ces. On this occasion the movemen,
was even more deliberate than usual
and the passenger called the conduc
tor TO his seat and said.
Isn't this motion pretty slowi"
We'll, we amt flying, III ad.
nit"
Sure everything is all right
~ think so.
"Whcels all grcasedY"
Yes, | CREASED them myself"
"I'ires all onin
Yes. We run throught the
creek back here and soaked mp the
wheels so that they would stay"
ANY spokes loosei"
"No."
"H on are certain the wheels arc
al on the railsi"
"Thcy were when came in"
"Couldn't be possible that any of
them are off and the axle dragging.
could iti"
u guess not"
Are we going uphill?"
"No this Is pretty middlin' level -
"Do YOU always run this guiti"
No, We generally hump along q
little iastcr'n this"
May ] ask what is the trouble
thcn?"
Certainly We foucd a 2.year
old steer stuck in lrcstle back
here, before you got on, and stopped
and helped il out. You know the
rules are that in such cases the ami.
mai belongs to the company"
But / don't see why that should
make you run 50 laundering slow !"
why, you blame fool, were
takin' that steer along TO bcadquar.
tersi got il tied on behind, and il
ain { usd TO leadin' aud don't walk
up very well I'm doing all can,
got the brakemen proiding il up
with an umbrelp, and az ear OF
corn tied TO the end ofthc bell rope.
If you think I'm going TO start up
and go howlin' along and yank the
horns oi'as good steer as there Is
in the Territory, why you're mista.
ken, that's all Us train men can't
expect our pay unless we bring in
some stock once in awhile"
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ysk Printing.

All Kinds 81 Job Printing dgre with nea,
t,s sal spatch and ut prices ms low 90 car
J, sfo dei.
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Fully Competent.

a young fellow with Watch on
Rhin" in his pocket strolled into a
newspaper office in this city this
morning and, laying down a clipping
from a want column" IN which
a druggist advertised for a "phar.
macist," said
Cit me blace like dot und gif
you a thaler
Have you any experience as q
pharmacisti' queried the astute clerk
at the "ad. p window
"Ogsberiuncei" said the Young
fellow, opening wide his blue Teu.
ton eyes. II shout say so. / va,
porn ON farm uud work on Won
in Dakota dis tree years, und know
IL all
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All points
W. Robinson, Gent Pass Agent.
Inrkersburg. ". Va.
". II Osborn, Southern Trav Agf.
pomcroy. Ohio.
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CEREDO. w. VA
~rnn. or srBscrrrrro1.

/ :. copy. one year 81 90. 70 paid at the time
~ b dals sl-:1 per year w oc charge,
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Emma asks as, DO you think Il
is right for girl % sit on a Young
mans lap, even if She Is engaged 10
himf' And we say "Ifit was our
girl in our lap, yes, lit was anoth
CT girl in our Jap, yes bat ifit was
our girl 10 another fellow lap, ney-
err
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Frank Lcslic's Sunday ,rn,a,,n.


For October contains many in.
,erestlng aud valuable articles. all
freshly written aud brightly Illus.
tratcd. The continued story
'CrnevicVe," opens the number
II Is story ofthr Hugucnot trouble.
IN France. Mrs. AleNander contsib.
nies a Very touching story. Faith.
iul IN Duty" aud "Rubens," by G..
Is. Todd, - n story about an intclli-
gent aud faithful dog. The illustra.
ted articles arc. Pioneer Missions
~ Central Africa by Emma Raw.
mond Pitmau, with portraits of eel
ebratcd African explorers; MAR
scillcs," by L. T.. & Gave Homes
and Shrinos,' by Marc +. Vallct,c;
Dolls aud Dollmakersn: Francis
SCOTT Key" by Walter Edgar
Nj Cam, and Mime Diculafoy and
her Travels" A vigorous sermon
10y DIR. Talmagc, entitled "Thc Ace
oi Swindlc.' win pro, okc thought
aud comment. The poems and short
articles arc numerous aud good, aud
there arc number OF full page en-
cravings of much beauty. II IA
specially good number OF this favor.
tic family magazine.
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Patient-Docior. can not sleep
20 night ] tumble and toss until
morning
Doctor-Hml that's bad. Let
me see your tongue After dag
nosis Physically, you are aIl
right Perhaps you worry. over
that bin you've owed me f0r tic
last two Years.
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Johnny. don't you hear ne; Go
and bring me an armful Of wood
this instant. What are YOU and
Agnes dOingf' Johnny-"Ioldinp
e convention. I'm trying to get
Agnes 20 vote for me Tor chairman 3"
Ao,her-"Why don't you vote Tor
him, daughter, SO he can do what
told him 90 DOR Agnes-"Very
well, ] Johnny, / vote for YOU Tor
chairman" Johnny-"That elects
me. The chair appoints Agnes @
q committee TO bring in the wood '
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The COurt-iIow is this. Mr.
Johnson' The last time YOU were
here you consented 20 be sworn
and now you simply make anirma.
ton
Mr. Johnson Well yo' Honah
de- reason am dat spccts ] ain'i
so quite suah bout de facks ob di,
case as de oddcr- Lie.
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Gentleman ou s4v YOU have
failed in Tie whitcwash business,
Uncle Rastusf
Uncle Rastus-"Ics, sah Done
clean busted"
p What did you pay on the dol.
larf"
Didn't pay muffin on de doll1h
sah DE h'bifiies was only seven
ty-fivc GEMS"
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y pocket full OF knives.
-Four ard twenty black men
Running for their lives,
When tie polls are open
Shut the negro's mouth.
Isn't this a bully way
To make a solid Souihs7
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But the worst of al isms."
said lecturer on sectarianism us
pugilism." II
II know worse ism than that"
said lame man IN ihc back Of the
hall.
What j. itf''
Rheumatism. - Boston Cour.
Ter.
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a funny man who asked the
question where is the State of
Matrimony:" received This cxplana
tory answer: "It is one Of the Unit.
ed States. 1t is bounded by hug.
ging and kissing on one side and
babies and cradles on the other. IT.
chief products are population,
broom sticks aud staying out late
o'night 1t was discovered by Ad
am and Eve while trying 10 find q
northwest passage out Of Paradise.
The climate IS rather sultry ill you
pass the tropics Of housekeeping.
when squaily weather commonly
sets in with sufficient power TO
keep all hands as cool as cucumbers.
For the principal roads leading to
this interesting State. consult the
first pair Of blue OF black eyes you
run against,'
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n Lady stood hanging on the strap
Of a street car, when workman in
the far corner arose and politely OF
lered he's a seat.
IL thank YOU" she said in
sweet tone, but dislike to deprive
the only gentleman in the car Of a
eat