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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

Not long ago a man was before a New
York judge, who asserted that he hal been
arrested l3i times. We believe there is one
of society who has broken this
record. We refer to the insidiou, disease
which, when taken in time, is
always arrested by the use of DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. 1t has an un-
paralleled record as cure for coughs. colds,
and all forms of pulmonary diseases. 1t is
4 reliable tonic aud Alternative. or blood
purifier, to be found at every drug store, and
should be kept in every house.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
Significanti

viii some of the Democratic editors ex-
plain why it is that the citizens of Buffalo
were so reluctant to vote for Cleveland in
1884, and are still far more opposed to him
In lSSSg That was his home for many
years. There he is thoroughly known
The uprising against him now is phe-
nomenal, and has nothing like it in the
political annals of this country.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

General Grant visited every civilized coun-
try yet, in all his travels he had never seen
a more efectual remedy for coughs and colds
than Adamson's Botanic Balsam. Sod by
druggists and dealers at 30 cents. Trial size
10 cents. Large bottles 10 cents.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
Interested People.

Advertising a patent medicine in the pecu-
liar way in which the proprietor of Kemp's
Balsam, for Coughs and Colds does it is in
deed wonderful. He authorizes all druggists
to give those who call for it a sample bottle
free, that they may try it before purchasing
The large bottles are zoe and sel.00. We
certainly would advise Q trial. 1t may save
you from consumption. septI7d&wlm2p
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
5uckien . Arnlca oaive.

The best Save IN the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tettcr. Chspped Hands. Chilblain.
Corns, an all Skin Eruption, and positivel,
cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is guar.
anteed 20 give perfect satisfaction, or none,
refunded. Price 20 cents per box. For sale
by J. N. Mixer. aue2OtdSwlv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

No mans wages should be so low
that he cannot make provisions in
bis days Of vlgor for the incapacity
of accident or the feebleness of old
age.-Benjamin Harrison.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

Many life the a. go: :at .7iass :, tbs Ii;
alone on account Of Dyspepsia. Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets will cure Dyspepsia,
Indigestion and Constipation; sold on
positive guarantee at 25 and 80 cents, by
J g a,xer. "a Wsil. srreet. druey,sr.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

Know myself by reading the "Seience Of
Life, the best medica FORK ever published
for Y -ng and middle aa,d men
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

OF transInigTation Of the soul
We ali Of is have read
Hence English sparrows may become
Cooked reed birds " hen they're dead.
-Washington CT1tiA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

As humor eradicator and blood purifier
Ingalls, Mandrake Compound has no equal.
Use no other. sept25d&wIv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
SUGGESTION.

For starving Ireland,
Levi p. Morton gave $4,000
For suffering Charleston,
Grover Cleveland gave 500
For MY REELECTION,
Grover Cleveland gave $4,000
New HaUen Palladium.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
More OF the Great Uprising Against
Cleveland In New York A Great
Panic in Democratic Ranks

The STAMPEDE N SIEuBEy-DEMocRATs
AND PRo9fsTTIosIsrs CoNISe OuI SoCARI-
Ii Foe PRorHcTIor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
HNoNes

NONN OS that are fretful. raevish,
cross, or troubled with
Windy Collie, Teething Pains. or
Stomach Disorders, can be relieved
at once by using Ackers Baby Soother.
II contains nc Opium or Morphine,
hence is safe. Price % cents. Sold by
J. NJ. Mixe.. 1874 WGtss street. drugz.>,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
PIsCATAQUIe.
D0rer.

DOFcT.
The safe in the Bangor & Piscataquis
Railroad station at Dover, was blown open,
Wednesday night, The agent sent away
$500, Wednesday, so the burglars got only
thirty dollars for their trouble. 1t appears
like the work of professionals.
SoNERsET
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

COLUMBIA AND HER LITTLE LAMB

Columbia had litgle lamb
II. fleece was white snow,
With fostering care she cherished il
And il did thrive and grow.
She formerly hal bought her clothe.
OF neignbor johnnie Bull,
And Il ad pail < iesons price
For every paeset full.
For knowing that she had no sheep.
And all her wool must buy,
Cold blooded, grasping Johnnie thought
He'd make his price full high
But when Columbia bought her lamb,
Ii frightened Johnni Bull,
For he b gan to fear he'd have
No market for his wool.
And so in wheedling tones he went
And said Now my good maid"
I'll sell you wool from this time forth
For half of WI at you've paid,
II YOU will kill that biased sheep
And buy Your wool Of HE,
The, you i'll make right good thing
By iove, now, don't y,u see?
hnt wise Columbia shook her head,
"Ah no. John Bull Quoth she,
Thi- healthy lamb doth guarantee
Good home spun wool Tor me.
And why then Should kill my lamb?
such slaughter were in vain,
Once he re dead full well know
Your price would rise again"
Then battled John was wrOth within,
''I'Il find some taol'' said he,
To serve Inv purpose, and 10 kill
That rasted lamb for me-"
Columbia had a crafty son
Whom she had late v placed
In keep hg of her cbiefrst trust,
Which he had much disgraeed.
To hin John went with shining gold
And batteries die was vaiu)
And said 'twere best my statesman friend
Your mothers lamb were slain.''
Then Grover said 50, ou're right dear friend,
And | have no objection
l think the lamb will surely die
If left without protection.
Just let me take yorr Golden Club
I'll drive him from the fold,
To furnish pickines for the wolves
o, perish in the cold"
He went. But when Columbia saw
Him serving johnnie Bull
By plotting 'gainst the goouly lamb
That raised the family wool,
In wrath she rose and gave TO him
One Of her old timed pa ks,
Then tore his badge of office off
And placed him in the ranks.
And lambs increased. Columbia soon
Had many 1oeks of sheep.
And all her sons W, mt warmly clad
For clothes were purchased cheap.
Then John Bull saw his hopes were gone
And gave the battle over,
But ever in his heart he kept
A sunny place for Grover.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

John Borgensen, of New Sweden, started
his single mill last Thursday. He has been
putting in new 80 horse power engine and
added one more single machine. The
machinery runs very smoothly, $4,000 shing-
leg being turned out on the two machines
the first day, which is good days work.
Caribou
Fred Roberts is rejoicing over the advent
of bouncing girl baby at his home recent
ly.
MnysriUe Centre:
ID. b. Jewett has purchased Gray's Sons
Machine. -Long & Greenlaw will not run
their machine this season.--What with the
prize on Grange exhibit, first prize on pre-
serves and pickles and the handsomest baby
Maysvllle Centre is happy.
Sprague's Mills;
A young man has been added to the family
of Ansel Page. He is fine one.-Bertha
kneeland, one of our school teachers, has
gone to Bucksport to attend the Seminary
Albert Hutchinson has returned from Ban
gor, where he went to a reunion of the 10th
Maine Vols, and as quite number of the
Regiment reside in Aroostook, perhaps ii
would interest them to know that the next re
union will be in Pressure Isle, about this time
next wear. Albert REPORTS a good time and
large attendance NJ :. Uuson recent.
" weighed a, the starch factory. in one week
twenty Thousand bushel. of notatoes.-S,mn.
81 Smith has hi. new bonse unand ne,rl,
finished on the outside.
"dshburn.
funny election bet has been entered into
between a Democrat and Renuhlican
Wbosver l,ses in the nend;ng prasidnn,ia,
canvass nv the do faat Of his candidate mus,
t,le Of ono Jnse tuo ounces Of castor oilI
The Harr;ngton concert Thursday even;ny
was a success,Frank Tobin and vito have
arrived from Wa.hinyton Territory III.
climate tbere did not a9roe with Mrs Tob;r
NJ Enrle;,h our n..,t Cny.rro, r;.i,ad
,ur VILLAGE recan,Iv in cnmnarv with r II
pb.ir # n N,K.nz;e hos accounted sim.
-.our nonn,,r b;gh sch,o, teacher II r
s,eaner has onened a NIGHT school and
onto n numhar will attend Who ars ,nab,, r.
40 40 !, rho DAYTIME
hhSNhnEo'
Hdferrltfe.
Jacob Goddard, son of the Junior member
of the firm of Moves & Goddard while car
rying a ladle filled with molten iron, at the
foundry. last Saturday, slipped and fell.
burning his face, head and hands badly. He
had a very narrow escape from losing his
sight He is doing well and is likely to
recover without serious iniurv
Lt'ehJ'ef@'
Oar correspondent writes: The officers
elect of Morning Star Lodge. No. Al. A.
and A. NJ were publicly installed on Thurs
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
Spefial advertisements.

Small advertisements, not exceeding three line,
coming under the head Of WANTED, FoR SALE
To LET. LOST. &C., viii be inserted here one line
for 20 cents, three times for 10 cents and one wsek
for 80 cents.f paid In advance. IL NOT PAID IN
ADVANCE. REGULAR RATES WILL BE CHARoKp
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Si.nnhe1dn.

cNVu7teyuH.
Mr.. NOVEL; owns two of the finest violins
in America, one called Nero" and the other
Elijah" Nero" was built in 1915, and
was once owned by the Car of Russia. Mr..
Novel; is leading solo violinist of Boston
symphony Club, and appears with his cele-
brsted violin at Coburn Hall, Oct. 18th.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

SETH WILLIAMS POST No. Is, q. A. X. Regu
y lar meetings every Thursday evening, at u. A.
K. Hall, No. 40 Water Street.
+. McMURDIE, Commander.
WM. NcDANID, Adj.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
kESNEBEC.
Wdfsrriiie.

WdferriIEe.
Jacob Goddard, son of the junior member
of the firm of Noyes & Goddard. while car
rying ladle filled with molten iron, at the
fouhdry, last Saturday, slipped and fell,
burning his face, head and hands badly. He
had very narrow escape from losing his
sight. He is doing well and is likely to
recover without serious injury.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

TRINITY CoMMANDERY. No. :, X. T.-Stafcd
l. Conclsvs, Friday evening. sept. I4th, at 10.
CHAS- h.IlLskN. T.. q.
ID. III. WATT Rec.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

NUSHNOC ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER, No. As.
~ stated Conversation. Thursday evening, june
2lst, at 7-So O'Clock. Work iu Royal Arch.
TREBI JOHNSON, H.P
ID. b. WATT, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

A SfLUM LODGE No. 20. l. o. -. Odd Eel
"A lows Hall. Water ST. Me 10 Friday evenings
at 80 C ock-
The matter II furnishing for hail Will be
acted "a ON al the meeting this week
WILL IA. DuNTON, n. u
A. ID. VEINS Sec.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01

BETHLEHEM LODGE NO. IS F. & A. NJ
ID There will be work in the Lodge every Mon
day evening at 30 O'Clock. until further notice.
TREBY JoHNSuN,N. N.
ID. NJ. WATT Sec'y.
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Scosc Direcforg.

A UGUsTA LODGE Nj. al +. q A. n. Special
IA Communication. Tuesday evening, Sept. Is
at 7.30 o'clock. Work In First
&C. HUNT, W. NJ.
MELVILLE SMITH, Sec'y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1888-10-01
STATE NEWS.
AROosTOOK.

NeW Slceden.
John Borgensen, of New Sweden, started
his single mill last Thursday. He has been
putting in new 80 horse power engine and
added one more single machine. The
machinery runs very smoothly, $4,000 shing-
leg being turned out on the two machines
the first day, which is good days work.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
Steel Shields for Soldiers.

Experiments have recently been
made in Denmark with steel shields,
invented by Captain Holstein, of the
Danish army, and intended to give
cover to two men. When not in use
they are folded up. and then occupy
an area of only two feet square. The
shields contain four loopholes, two al
the top and two at the bottom. They
are to be used in what is known az
stationary defense. When breast
work has been demolished by
the enemy's artillery. and
the enemy advances to the attack, the
defenders, under ordinary circum.
stances. are exposed. unprotected, to
his fire. 1t is then that theIshields are
to come into requisition. As soon as
the enemy has advanced to within
five hundred PAGES the shields are
suddenly mounted, and from this i'm.
provised cover it is thought that the
defenders would be able to repel the
attack. The trials made i'm Denmark
are stated to hare demonstrated the
utility of the shields. "a. ]. Pvss
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
ARROGANT PEOPLE.
Self Sufficient Individuals Who Are Clever
ONLY In Their Own Minds.


Only those who have done some
piece of intellectual work to be judged
by many, officially entitled to sit in judg.
ment upon 1T but in no way qualified,
know the full depths of human stu
pidity even in fairly educated folk.
And those who have had that sorrow
full experience have seen such depths
of human stupidity as would a priors
have been thought incredible. The
most frightful exhibitions of stupidity
occur when men, not by any means
stupid or illiterate, are called to Judge
of work which lies quite outside their
experience and capacity. Likewise
when men. OF fair general informa-
ton, try to pass themselves
off as possessing knowledge which
they do not possess. 1t was
not a blockhead, but man of
moderate learning and of very great
smartness tand self-sufficiency), who
seriously declared that he had never
read either Shakespeare or Milton; and
furthermore, that he did not believe
that any body had ever read either
Shakespeare or Milton. Having looked
into Hamlet one evening, and found
that he was not interested, he con-
cluded that he was a fair specimen of
educated humanity, and what did not
interest him could not interest any
body. Many men, fairly literate, have
u rough impre ssion that all intellectual
work belongs so much to the same
order, that if they can, with a good
result, apply their understanding to
one portion of it they may without
absurdity apply their understanding
to any portion of it. This is curious
illusion. A decent graduate of Scotch
university, who has studied for the
kirk and done the duty of parish for
ten years, would never dream that
he was therefore qualified to Judge of
the technicalities of music, OF of archi-
lecture, OF of engineering, or of golf.
In such matters he would bow to the
judgment of experts. I have indeed
heard of a good professor of divinity
who instructed Sir Gilbert Scott, near
the end of his career, in the high prin-
ciples of architecture, the professor
stating that he had evolved these from
his inner consciousness in the light of
the Divine. But after he had spoken
at much length, Sir, Gilbert Scott
smiled kindly and departed without
even syllable of reply. That pro-
fessor was indeed an exceptional man.
Men not exceptional at all will, how
ever, be found to express an authori-
tative opinion upon liturgics, upon
hymnology, upon ritual, never having
bestowed the smallest thought upon
these, and that without any idea that
this is presumptuous; that, too, though
they are clever and sensible men
Longnaa7s's Magazine.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28

me that am not merely an old maid,
but very old maid. Yet have, in
the days of long ago, had lovers-at
least two, if no more.
Twas only girl of nineteen when |
left my fathers home to become a
teacher in country district-school. I
was not very clever. but / knew
enough to teach country boys and
girls of a generation when young
sters did not think they knew more
than their parents; nor was remark
ably pretty or beautiful, though / had
my share of good looks, and at any
rate felt no uneasiness on that score.
On ny first morning at the primitive
log school-house / found myself sur
rounded by some thirty or more boys
and girls. of variety such as one
might expect to find in a country dis
trict. some forty years ago. They were
of all ages, from seven to seventeen,
and were none of them particularly
apt or bright scholars--except one.
In corner near the door. and far
thest from my desk, sat an old-looking
lad Of perhaps eighteen years. He was
the last whom called up to give his
name and other information, so that I
might classify him properly. AS he
walked up to the desk noticed that
he WAS rather lame, owing to slight
.defornity in one foot. He had a bright
eye and, although dressed clumsily,
was pleasant enough lad to look
upon, but he was very bashful.
viii you tell me your name,
pleasep'' I asked.
The lad glanced at me shyly and
dropped his eyes. Almost in a whls-
per he said: ''Dean, ma am"
Yes" Isaid. ''but your full name"
Before he could reply some preco-
cious youngster in petticoats volun-
teered: at Jim, marin; Jim Dean!'
| silenced the smart speaker and
again turned to my eldest scholar.
give me your Christian name, please,
so / can enter it properly on the reg
ister.n
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
And / yas sorry. as / wa. ched hin

And was sorry, as ] watched him
walk slowly and sadly down the road
until the darkness hid him from my
sight. And long afterwards, in II
large city school, and at my fathers
quiet home, / never thought Of the
lame foot, Of the rough country
clothes, or of the shy awkwardness of
the boy Jimpy, but always / remem-
bered the wistful look in the manly
face, as Lit up by the glow of The sun
set. my lover tod mo Of his love.
And was sorry.
At the end of the school term I left
Snake Corners and never returned.
But two years later / spent my sum-
mer vacation with some friends who
resided in small town on the shore
of Lake Ontario. within driving dis
lance OF the scene of my first eff
forts at teaching
/ was exceedingly fond of rowing,
and frequently spent whole days alone
on the lake. Late in the afternoon of
what had been an intensely-hot day, I
started out in my little skiff and pulled
lazily along the shore. 1t was SO
pleasant that the time slipped by ua-
noticed, and for a long time / was uh-
aware OF the darkness which was slow
" creeping over the water. When I
did notice the evening shadows, they
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
THE LOST KISS.

/ put by the half-writtten poem,
While the pen, idly trailed in my hand,
Writes on: Had words to complete it,
Who'd read it, or who'd understand"
But tho little bare feet on the stairway,
And the faint, smothered laugh in the hall,
And the eerie-low lisp on the silence,
Cry up TO me over it all.
80 gather ii up-where was broken
The tear-faded thread Of my theme,
Telling how. as one night 1 sat writing,
A fairy broke in on my dream,
a little inquisitive fairy
My own little girl, with the gold
Of the sun in her hair, and the dewy
Blue eyes of the fairies of old.
Twas the dear little girl that scolded-
For was it q moment like this"
'fsaid, "wh en- she knew was busy,
TO come romping in for kiss?
aCome rcWdying up from her mother
And elamoring there at my kne"
For One little kiss for my dolly
and one little uzZer for me! "
God pity the heart that repeled her
And the cold hand that turned her away!
And take from the lips that denied her
This answerless prayer of to-day!
Take, Lord, from my mem'ry forever
That pittful sob of despair,
Ard the patter and trip of the little bare feet
And the one piercing cry on the stair
fput by the half-written poem,
While the pen, idly trailed in my hand
Writes on: Had words to complete it,
Who'd read it, or who'd understands
But the little bare feet on the stairway,
And the faint. smothered laugh in the hall,
And the eerie-low lisp on the silence,
Cry up to me over it ALL
ZONES Whitc00ab Riley, In " Y. Tribune.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
EDIFYlNG CONVERSATION.
How Dakota Ton serial Artist Emf ertained
Trembling Victim.

How Dakota Tonsoria1 Artist Emf ertained
Trembling Victim.
Il dunno what's got into me to-day"
said the Dakota barber, as he stropped
his razor: my hand is so unsteady I
can't hardly do nothing"
as that sop anxiously inquired the
customer from the chair, as he peered
over his lower eyelids.
Eyes, all of tremble Cut the las
gentleman in the throat" he contin-
ued, as he swept the steel down one
side of the victims face. Steady
customer; hated to lose him, too"
you, you didn't kill him, I hopep'
asked the subject.
Don't know yet-friends took him
home. Very uncomfortable, though,
to turn to reach for the lather brush
and have the blood squirt out of GUS
toners juggler vein into afeller's boot
leg" went on the operator, as he
rounded the chin and took swath
down the throat. II hate to go round
with my boot full O blood-liable to
catch cold when it cools off !"
The human sacrifice only gasped,
but could not speak. The executioner
continues:
ut looks bad, too. for first-class
shop like this 'un to see blood a-squirt-
ing all over every thing. Apt to dis
courage other customers, too" he con-
tinued. as he stepped around behind,
pulled the victim a little higher up on
the rack, and executed some rapid up
strokes on his throat. ''You probably
wouldn't a-got in the cheer if you'd
seen how that mans neck looked. Be-
sides, I hate to have my towels and
cheers all get bloody, an it makes the
floor sloppy" he went on, as he rolled
the sufferers head this way and that
and laid the cold fat side of the razor
on his throat, IAN it al'ays gives me
such start when the stream strikes
me to turn round an find the cus-
toner a-layin' in the cheer tryin' to
boiler an his windpipe cut off short.
It al avs makes me more trembly than
/ was afore-I amt what was fore
cut that last man; If I don't steady
down pertty Quick Pm going to lay of.
You don't know how it breaks me no
to see man rollin' round in the cheer
scatterin' blood all over the other u.s.
toners as are layin' still. Close shave,
sir? No? All tight. sir No tonic for
.lzssa 7Fsssce, sirP You're bald as a
lamp-shade, sir-some like it that way,
though. There you are, sir-.fifteen
cents. please--don't step where that
other gentleman rolled out of the cheer
an laid an bledp Chicago Tribune.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28
james Parker Dean. !"

James Parker Dean.
Thought / could dispense with the
Parker, so ] abbreviated the second
name, to p As i wrote repeated the
name James 2. Dean.
ThenI heard more than one pair Of
merry lips whisper: Jim. z. Deanl
Jim T., and don't forget the E ]"
Ever after that the lad was, as if by
common consent, known as .Jim r., =
which, BY constant use, became con-
tracted to one word. 'tJimpy;n and
before great while ! found myself
speaking Of Dean, and even addressing
him by this curious nickname.
taught school at Snake Corners
from late fall until early summer. and
then went home for a rest. By that
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28

1T is reported that gold has been
found in Stratford, Conn.,, at place
known as Juniper rocks. I. B. Fair
child, OF Stratford, came upon the de-
post while looking for Indian arrow
heads. He knocked off specimens of
the rock, had them assayed, and was
told that The gold was abundant. Mr..
Fairchild was not able to buy Juniper
rock, but has rented it, and will begin
work at once, blasting aid crushing
the ore.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-28

In the days of mythology it was
common enough for men and women
to be tured into all sorts of animals;
but it remained for the wisdom of fut-
ure generations to discover how to
transform a nice young man into a
dude. You may search the mytho.
logical stories through without dis
covering any thing nearly 50 bad as
this. - Boston BUDGET