The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-08-23
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railway rssharsas Keepers sbsil date their
sppls pisa
80 We rpusidcr ibis bnsisess 81 mstiDs
fas u wonsn Who catch sishi q 'aoase
boiler uecisfy
III hA csi.aus lhius that 90 ID rail-
rosds 4 i lhe freight rssher than toe steam
thai mskes the cargo
Il perfectly proper 70 carve oct your
ON isuass. bat yoa should pol ebiAti
other pcppls 10 aoiss H.
Sometimes sbe stasllesl Watermelon
eau cause the largest usn to gsze upon
liie .iih tcsis 10 bis syss,
lis pap. building cottage on the
sLof,f4 No, beard him tell ma be
~enld base 10 baild II 90 tick
Tho ssoisnis believed ibs. The earth
Vas tqnarr.b ut thai Was probably bccanse
lbey bad never been round much.
"a ptpsiy soasb said the Other nigh.
sLe jldni ii the least miad being old. but
II uas the getting There thss distressed
bsr
When you see base ball player with
. nak1le on dont lie frightened. lie
woald1t blie any body but the umpire II
be could.
We are again told tina, California Gu
oumln.s aie a fsoi long II this is fact.
II sho~a us one Of The advantages Of lisins
IN 4 colder climate.
Tue mcst colscleniIogs man We ever
heard ii resident VI Lowell. lie will
allow 30 musical instruments in his house
ercep, an upright piano
The gossip Of siugle sewing society
10 Quo has broken zip four families and
caused snicide. and ye, the good work
for the heather goes on.
Free trade 10 apples and protection
from the dog vii BE- the small boys cam
Sail AfsI h.. fnr
Of hickory rods be will bea prohibilionIst
According 10 the statistics with 70
gard 10 lho national debts Of tho world
this old terrestrial bali must be worth
about SIXTY three cents on the dollar a
public auction.
lyon must not do that, my dear.
said motor to Der four.year old daugh.
ter, mice little girls never do So" Yes
they DO, mamma, sometimes. didnt you
jus, zee me do il n
First Lady Have you any hired
help nov Second Lady We'll, bali and
half, say, First Laiy--I don't under
stand. quite. Second Lady Why, yor
see, il is hired. but it is no help.
-Womsn TO tramp) You are no. 1
very robust looking man. Tramp-No
am; | attribute the feebleness OF m,
condition TO irregularity OF diet. ca
between meals other peoples meals.
This butter is really offensive to tb,
smell, observed the two dollar and. a.hal
bosrdcr Well. what's that got to do will
it remarked the landlady. Sensible
folks eat butter and don't smell it,
Mrs Popiniay: Socrates, why DON
you say something to Angelina about SIT
ting up 20 late with young Poseboy Mr.
Popiniay -Me7 Why. rather like it
II saves worrying about burglars.
Mother. Daughter. didn't hear Mr.
jenkins kiss you last night when be wen
away Daughter Yes. mamma; but IL wal
against my will Mother What was
Daughter Your hearing it. mamms.
Agent: Madam, can't you Undue,
your husband TO take out life insuranc,
policy for $40. 900 in your benefit Mad
am I'll try; bu. have my doubts abou
the benefits Johns got the consultation
Of an on.
Deacon: was terribly shocked, my
dear. 10 discover on my way home from
church match game OF baseball beinf
played on the vacant lot near the park
Wife Was IL that vi ich made you 30 yer,
late. Deacon
- Hired mao. Gosh I've been siune
by a wasp Farmer Why don't you
sweat Hired man Because the female
wasp il the only one there is that s.ings
aud you don't catch me swearing in The
presence Of a female
The niijleman is generally pretty
comfortable sori Of person In business
lie. ba, be looks more unhappy than .
h,a with a rcd ilsnuel on her leg when b,
IL dragged out 10 conccr, by bis mother
10 la and bis siie's aunt
--cns,0ncr TO fruit selierl How much
for The plums. An ~ Annty Penny
spiece. sab. Customer That's very high
~ plums. Anuty Cant you let me have
foaf fof 1--we cents Auuty No. sab
dem piums cps, mon dat
Tao ynnnE men ont riding were pass
ing farmhouse shere farmer was try
ing 10 hafnpss mula won't be draw
said one ~ the hersemen on course be
slll. ssii tbs farmer. be draws the ai.cn
lisn 81 every toal bat passes
Teacher SO yon can't do simple
sam II sfsshmNilr Noe lei me explain