The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-30
A RAOY BOOK.
scintfIlating with Sarcasm and Rri
liant Truth.

scintiIlating with sarcasm and Bril-
liant Truth.
Chap. L 'tHas Malaria;;" goes to Flor
ida.
Chap. IL "Overworked;;" goes to
Chap. III. 'Has rheumatism;" goes
to Ems.
Chap. ~. Has row with his doctor
1 have read deal of sarcasm in my
day, but never read anything equal to
the above four chaptered book, written
by some anonymous. suspect the ex-
perience portrayed is personal one;
the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you a synopsis:
Malaria, as it states, sis the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up q multitude of Ill feelings which they
do not understand, and do not much
care to investigate It is also a cover
for such diseases as they cannot cure.
When they advise their patient to travel
or that he has overworked and needs
rest and is probably suffering from ma
laria, it is confession of ignorance or
of insbility"
'The patient goes abroad. The
change is tonic and for time he feels
better. Tickle appetite, frequent head
aches. severe colds, cramps, sleepless-
ness, irritability, tired feelings, and
general unftness for business are sue
ceeded in due time by alarming attacks
of rheumatism which fits about his body
regardless of all human feelings.
cit is muscular, i'm his back. Attic
ular,-in his joints. Infammatory, my!
how he fears il will fly to his heart!
"Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to
get well; at the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his businessl
Better for a few days. Returns.
After while neuralgia transfxes him.
He bloats;s cannot breathe; has pneu-
monis; cannot walk; cannot sleep on his
left side; is fretful; very nervous and
irritable; is pale and fabby; has fire.
quent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems to go wrong; becomes
suspicious; musters up courage and de-
mands to know what is killing him!
"Great heavenw he cries, "why have
you kept me SO long in ignorance?"
Because" said the doctor, II read
your fate five years ago. | thought
best to keep you ignorant of the facts. "
He dismisses his doctor, but too late!
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day well known Wall
street banker said to me sit is really as
tonishing how prevalent bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two of my personal
friends are now dying of it. But it is
not incurable I am certain, for my
nephew was recently cured when his
physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be q wonderful
one." This gentleman formerly repre-
sented his government in a foreign
country. He knows, appreciates and
declares the value of that preparation,
because his nephew, who is a SON of
Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pro-
nounced incurable when the remedy,
Warmers safe cure, was begun. eyes,"
said his father, 81 was very skeptical,
but since taking that remedy the boy is
WELL"
happen to know what it was that
cured the boy, for Genl. Christensen,
of Drexel, Morgan & Co. 8, told me that
it was that wonderful remedy Warmers
safe cure
Well, I suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than
by quoting the authors advice:
eff, my friend, you have such an ex-
perience as I have portrayed, do not
put your trust in physicians to the ex-
clusion of other remedial agencies.
They have no monopoly over disease,
and I personally know that many of
them would far prefer that their pa
tients should go to heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they
should be saved to earth by the use of
anv tsnnanthorized means"