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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
/" Nasal Voices. Catsrrh and False
Teeth"


A prominent English woman says the
American women al have high, shrill, nasal
voices and false teeth.
Americans don't like the constant twit-
ting they get about this nasal twang, and
yet it is fact caused by our dry stimulat-
ing atmosphere, and the universal presence
of catarrhal difficulties.
But why should so many of our women
have false teeth,
That IS more Of a poser TO the English. 1t
IS quito impossible 10 account for il except
On the theory Of deranged stomach action
caused by iniprudenco IN eating and by
want Of regular exercise.
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere prevail
aud end in cough and consumption, which
are promoted by malnutrition induced by
lerangcd stomach action. The condition is
d modern one, one unknown 10 our ancestors
who prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and
consumption by abundant and regular use
4 what is now known as Warmers Log
cabin Cough and Consumption Remedy and
Log Cabin Sarsaparilla, two old fashioned
standard remedies handed down from our
ancestors. and now exclusively put forth
under the strongest guarantees Of purity
and efficacy by the world famed makers of
Warmers safe cure. These two remedies
plentifully used as the spring and summer
seasons advance give a positive assurance
Of freedom, both from catarrh and those
dreadful and, If neglected, inevitable conse-
qaences, pneumonia, lung troubles and con-
sumption, which so generally and fatally
prevail among our people
Comradc Eli Fisher of Salem, Henry Co,
Iowa, served four years in the late war ard
contracted a disease called consumption b.
the doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages.
After using Warmers Log Cabin Cough and
Consumption remedy, he says, under date
Of Jan. 18th. 1855: II do not bleed at the
lungs any more, my cough does not bother
me, and do not have any more smotherIng
spells" Warmers Log CABIN Rose Cream
cured his wife of catarrh and she is " sound
and we'll
OF course we do not like 10 have our
women called nose takers and false teeth
owners, but these conditions can be readily
overcome in the manner indicated.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

after all. Mrs. Rogers read of the
fame of Marietta Holly. the author of
Josiah Aliens Wife, and said to
herself, III make Elisha Rogers wife
as well known in the world" Her
plan was TO write a novel of which she
herself should be the heroine: but there
was a great obstacle in the way; she
did not know how TO write No one
appreciated this fact more thoroughly
than Mrs Rogers, for she was free to
confess. Il hain't got the eddication.
but I've got the intelleck an the gen.
ius.'
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

q the source of much SUNSHINE and Joy.
b light ming many a dark cloud and light
ening many heavy load-but joys contin-
uai anide on N healthy b dy The re-
a or with grea wisdom has distribu ed over
the earth vegetI'le remedi' for every i'll Of
human kind In $ marvellous Laboratory
reveals its secrets to man onl by long and
searching Ilbor. Few men have att tined
greater success than DIR II. V Pierce; nor
d. vlsed for suffering human " q gre ter
production than ms go a. n Med Il Dis
covery. tine untailing RENE iy for cons Jump
ton in is arl er stages as well as for
chronic nssal "a arr h, scrofula, tumors and
all blood disorders.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
stzanes AmItien.

There lives woman in the wilds of
New York State whose name is Ham
nah Perkins Rogers, and whose ambi-
ton is for literary fame. She has mon
ey, but she pines for the honors of
authorship. 1t was not the novels of
George Eliot nor the poetry of Mrs.
Browning that filed her heart with
envy. but the reputation of a local
authoress; which proves that prophets
have some honor in their own country
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
loo poses ono polIa
SS5 SOLID GOLD WATCH FREE


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t5s a. That peo 81 - the hesf bargain in America unfi lately
Z eoud not De purchased T les than St We have both Ia
ds ard sizes with and Of equal
One Pr ESSeN fn each nrafy sn,urc Of these
elegant watches absolutely FREE. IN watches may b
depended only sain gold ti standing a1nou
most perfect comet ai raa1le nc world You
ash how tbs wonderful Possible W
one persou in cab ioay 70 keep in e homes and show 70
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HOUSEHOLD SsMlLEss these slules well Ghr watch
send ABSOLUTELY and amer you have ksTf le
your home for months and shown them those sh3 my
have called they become entirely your property; pos
Ehls make this grest oIsf sending te solid G old
Watch sud large line Of yaiusbe samples FREE, f5g the
that the showing q the samples IN any locality always
results in large trade for amer samples have tu
locality for mouth uslally go
SjOHin trade fruH The surrounding country. Those
viii receive
aud trubs mis-. remarkable and liberal ur
known, Is made orler that vhlaat Household samples
he placed where they be al.
reader hary trouble you chem
~ home,
satisfGct1ry. postal card sh write bat
cent and IL after know all, do 60 further,
why harm Is cone. bat Il you de- sind your adas IS st
Al ELEGANT SIS. SOLID G0LD.
HVNTN-CAsE WATCH and large. complete Eaof yala-
able HOUSEHOLD SAMPLE We paw al express lreSh
Address, STISSoS CO.. Lex 2i2 Portland, a-aIas.
s1-NAsIE THIS PAPER etsFy taassoa
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

To prom nent points in North western
Iowa. Southwestern Minnesota Nebraska
and Dakota, Will be run by the Chicago, st.
Paul, Mime polls q Omahs Railway, March
10th, Apri I'd and 18th. May Sth and I'D,
Jun. 5th and 18th. I ckets VIII he sold at
ONE FARE FOR ROUND TRIP, and Will be good
TO return within thirty days from date Of
sale.
For full information as to Stations at
which III kets will be- sod. 10 what
particular points in above States as well as
to c.rt1 n points in Kaus IS, Southwest Mis-
souri, and Texas. Addr' SIS,
T. ". TEAsDALE,
Gen. Pas enger Agent,
st. Paul, Mimi.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

That NJ IS Jones is a nice looking girl,
isn't she.i
s'Yes. and she'd he the b lie Of the town
il IL wasa't for one thing
"Wbat's III t."
"She has catarrh so bad it Is unpleasant
TO be nea her She has tTief a duzen
ings IN not ing hells her. am sorry.
for like her, but { at doesn't make e any
the less disagresable 70. one q be around
her.
Now If she had used Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Rem dy, thu e would have beea nothing of
the kind said, for it will cure catarrl every
time.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

to prominent points in the west, southwest
south and southeast The Chicago Milwau
kee a. 1T. Paul hallway will sell tickets al
one fare for the round trip on March 10th
April Bird an 9th, May Sth nd END and
June eth ard gth Tickets good 30 days
from date of sale with stop over privileges
For full particulars apply TO Ticket Agents
NicOllet House and milwaukee Depot
Minneapolis and 1853 East 3rd. st and Union
Depot, st. Paul
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

"ARE YoU ANXIOUS TO HEAR MT sToRYp
with the request that no bill of expense be
sent to the Princess family.
Louvait and Leroi were unprincipled men,
but had still little sense of honor left
Fairfax appealed to this, and with such
effect that they respected his request,
and never again made reference to the
matter.
Here1t may be said, by anticipation, that,
as result of the promised signature
bolstered document which Fairfax after
ward forwarded TO Louvait and 20 Leroi,
both Of these worthless were eventually
called 10 Paris and given prominent posi-
tons in the police depar ment Of that great
city, where they are liable, at any day, to
have their ambitions realized
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

which, next day. Leroi and Louva,t en-.
barked. ~ the wharf the coachman hand
ed each man a note, just as the steamer was
about leaving. Being interested in waite,
ing the village and the bay, the two travel
ers did not open their envelopes until later
on. When they did so, each man found
therein a sum thai more than compensated
him for his exertions and outlay, together
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

This rough smile describes the kidneys
pretty accurately, or rather indicates their
function, which is TO separate from the vital
fluid, which passes through them, hurtful
impurities. If their activity ceases, they
are liable TO diseases which prove fatal.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters gives their ac-
ton the requisite impulse without irritating
them. They also benefit by ITS invigorating
effects upon the system at large Ma arial
aud nervous complaints, rheumatism and
biliousness are subjugated by the Bitters.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

A clergyman, after years of suffering
from thai loatnsome disease Catarrh. an 1
vainiy trying every known remedy, at last
found a prescription which completely
cured and saved him from cath. Any sui
ferer from this dread nj disease sending a
SELF a dressed tamped envelope to Prof. j.
A. Lawrence, !l2 East 9th ST., New York,
will receive the receipt free of charge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

Cuts, swellings, Bruises. Sprains, Calls,
Strains, Lameness. Stiffness, Cracked
Heels, Scratches, Contractions, L esh
Wounds, Stringhalt. Sore Throat,
Distemper. Collie, Whitlow, Poll
Evil, Fistuia, TumOrs, Splints, Ring
bones aud SPAWN In its early stages.
Apply st. Jacobs Oil In accordance
with the dire ctions with each bottle.
Invaluable for the Use Of Horsemen,
Cnttlemen, Stablemen. Turfmen,
kanchmen, StookInei4, Dro-
vers. Farmers.
FOR FINE HERDS, CHOICE STOCK,
Common Herds.
Sod By Druggists AMI Dealers Ereytrhere
THE CHARLES A. VoGELER CO.. Batmore. Nd.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

FARMERS and others VINO nave Ntl3 Iels-
ure time for the next f1w months will find
il TO their interest 10 write to Is. L. Johnson
g. Co, of Richmond, Va, whose advertise
ment appears in another column. They
offer great inducements 10 persons to work
for them all or part of their time
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

Peter Myers, the largest real-essate owner
in JInesv.lle, and rep1r I'd to lie he wealth.
ies5 man in Southern w sconsin, dropped
dead of heart DISEASE lew days ago
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
FARMFps and others who have litl., leis.

You can not Judge man by his coat;
It is his promissoTy notes that give him
away TeTas SytinJs
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

II naturally oifsnds Lns rts.ic sensible
I'll of an operate singer when he is
obliged 10 whistle for his sGlary.-N. J.
VI Grid
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
A Notable Fact.

II is no wo der that some people ara
talkatiye. Fivt gases enter into a mans
composition - Pittsburgh Chro1sie,e
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
sleeves That FILTER the Blood.

THE man who married his ideal for his
first wife is looking about II woman fer
his second -BOAtoi c, mnaOnuedith
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

Az observant person has sscertained that
when shaving very young man, barber
always ahsves down.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

A PROGRESSIVE u.nner party-the tramp
b TlatytOH FIee Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
CHAPTER xxvL-CoSrIxUED.

(CopFigt'e1, 1857 5y g " DiUiag1aa- Al
r. hrs EeserJeal
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
An Extraordlnary Phenomenon.

JBE locomotive engineer breads a mis-,
placed switch: children don't
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

TEE tea Kettle IS said to be the only
singer that never gets a cold
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
Catarrli Cured

TnE first OF l4e family circle the we'd
ding ring.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
BAR HARBOR.
A Wild, Weird Tale of Love
and Adventure.
ny AMOS LED.

PUBLISHED Ii SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT WITH
THE AUTuoR
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

LOVE requires hand-to-hand action to
win
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22

my child See that they DO not give
ou anything else. You remember 4 is the medi-
no which did mama 50 much gooa year ago-so
sliable. beneficial, pleasant 20 take-ny fayorite
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-03-22
. WRONG DISEASE.


Mrs. Z. +. MORGAN. Of No " LeriHgt0n st.,
East B9st0iL MdSs. says: Five years ago
was dreadful sufferer from uterine troubles
Having exhausted the skill Of three physi-
clans. was completely discouraged. and so
weak I could with diHculty cross the room
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25
The Methodist General
Conference.

The general conference of the Meth
odist Episcopal Church, which is to
meet in the city of New York on May
LIST, will contain seven or eight hundred
delegates and the session will last
nearly a month. Enoch l.. Fancher
has been invited, as one of the most
prominent members of the church in
the city, to make the opening address.
The official organ of the denomination
in New York, the Christian Advocate,
will publish daily edition concerning
more important matters to come up
are the election of five or six bishops,
the frightening of the terms of tin
eracy to five years, the union with the
Methodist church South, the licensing
of women as preachers, the admission
of women delegates and the definition
of the ecclesiastical standing of Mis-
sionary Taylor. The question of union
with the Methodist church South is
one of great importance. The separa-
ton dates back to 1856 and resulted
from diverse views on the slavery
question. In regard to the itineracy
question, it is stated that quite senti-
ment has grown up in favor of allowing
a preacher to locate in a parish after
he has had fifteen years of itineracy.
1t has been reported of late that the
relation of the church to the prohibi-
ton movement will be considered, and
it is rumored that some radical prohi-
bition advocates will attempt to COM
nit the conference to the third-party
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25

on the ground that the mass of the peo-
pie were opposed to dividing the terri
tory and favored admitting the whole
as one state, was flimsy pretext to
put the whole question over to another
congress and thus prevent half mill
ion of people from having voice this
year in the selection of president.
1t was stated that if Dakota came in as
one state it would exceed in size the
combined states of New York, Penn
sylvania, Maryland and Virginia, while
the proposed South Dakota would be
larger than the whole of New England
and New Jersey. There is no rea-
sonable question as to the sentiment
of the people of the territory on the
question of division. The majority in
favor of division, at the last election,
was over five thousand. 1t was not
difficult, Senator Spooner thought, to
understand the real motive of opposi-
ton to the admission of South Dakota
as a state. In the old days, when
slavery existed in this country-when it
was a bone of contention, when there
was a struggle for political power be-
tween the forces of slavery and the
forces of freedom-it came about, not
unnaturally, that slave state had to
come into the Union alongside of a
free state. And so it seemed that to-
day, as in ante-bellum days, the ext
gencies of democracy demanded that
no new state, republican in politics,
should be admitted unless alongside of
it came in new state that was surely
democratic. The exclusion of South
Dakota from statehood, lest its admis-
sion should lessen the power of the
democratic party, is a wrong that should
react against that party in the coming
campaign. The republicans should
make it one of the issues of the canvass,
that the people of the country may fully
understand the case and pass judgment
upOn it.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25
Gross Election Frauds i'm
Louisiana.

Returns from the Louisiana election,
held last week, indicate the grossest
frauds by the democrats. Nichols
democrat, for governor, has from fifty
thousand to eighty thousand majority.
AS the democrats have all the election
machinery in their hands, they can
make the majority as large or small as
they please, regardless of the vote
actually cast Warmoth, the opposi-
ton candidate, claims that forty thou
sand votes were fraudulently put into the
ballot-boxes in northern Louisiana
against him. In one of the northern
parishes seven thousand democratic ma
jority was returned, when there is not
that number of voters of both parties in
the parish. Other parishes show similar
results. Even some of the democratic
journals are astounded. The New York
World (democratic) says, editorially:
In some of the up-country parishes
there is an excess of votes and of demo-
cratic maJorltles that is decidedly sus-
picious." The Boston Herald Demo
cratic) remarks: "The democratic ma
orities are so enormously large in
Louisiana as to invite suspicion that
they were raised in the figures by the
election officers" The Springfield Re
publican democratic and mugwump)
feels constrained to remark that "when
the democrats alone return vote for
their ticket nearly three times as large
as the total cast for Cleveland, and a
majority four times as large as his, it
looks as if they had grossly overdone
the thing" The result in Louisiana
only confirms the fact that the South
holds its present supremacy in that sec
ton and in the national government by
fraud. That the Cleveland administra-
ton will do all in its power to continue
this wrong and outrage upon the suf-
frage of free people is evident. 1t
involves question that will not dis
appear from our politics until it is set
! tied exactly right.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25
Notes and Opinions.
emperor

GOVERNOR ORMsBEE will probably
appoint May 5 as Arbor day.
THE republican delegates from the
state of Georgia are probably for
Sherman.
Mr.. BLAINE is in Sorrento, but that
isn't what troubles his enemies. They
fear he will be at Chicago.-Hart-
ford Post.
A NUMBER of republican county con-
ventions in Pennsylvania have endorsed
Senator Cameron as a presidential
candidate.
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL has sailed
for England, where his anglophobia
will be better appreciated than in his
native country.
Hon. w. p. DILLINGHAM; is neither
a pro-railroad candidate nor an anti
railroad candidate. He is just the right
sort of candidate.
"THIs is big country for small men
to fool with. "-SprinGfeld Republican.
Cleveland is beginning to have pain
full realization of the fact
SENATOR SHERMAN's friends are
much too sanguine, we think. They
count three hundred twelve delegates
for him on the first ballot at Chicago.
CONGRESSMAN CIRCUIT was among
the number who voted against the
passage of the river and harbor grab
under suspension of the rules in the
house last week.
THE best way to make strikes few
and far between would be for the
working-men to stop their leaders sal.
aries during the continuation of the
strikes. Chicago Journal.
THE republicans in thirteen con,
gressional districts of Indiana have
elected delegates to Chicago all pledged
to Harrison. The mugwump favorite
Gresham, was nowhere in sight
THERE is cat in one of the st
Louis hotels which has fondness fol
ardent spirits, and pussy is wondering
how she is going to get her regular
supply during the session of the demo
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25
Newspaper Hybrids.

There are about half dozen so-caled
republican journals in Vermont that are
practically political hybrids-about half
and-half republican and mugwump, with
mugwump points most developed (see ears
and heels) They turned cold shoulder on
Blaine four years ago and have been hyster-
ical ever since when his name has APP
peared, or expressions OF public favor have
been uttered in behalf of the Maine states
man. They are at present about equally
distressed over the withdrawal of Mr.. Har-
ris of Brattleboro from the gubernatorial
field and the demonstrations for Blaine at
the late republican conventions. Their
long and gushing obituary articles over
Mr.. Harris withdrawal are really lu-
dicrous. Mr. Harris is all well enough
and his poSt-mortem political platform was
good, but there were other motives besides
those pretended which caused the tears his
withdrawal occasioned. II is remarkable
how much beauty and excellence these hy-
birds see in one another and with what
freedom they quote one another. They
seem to have come to the conclusion that If
they can not march in the grand procession
they will have a funeral of their own,
though it be small affair. Better fall in,
brethren, and help keep step with the grand
army -Bdrton Monitor.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25
DakOta's Case.

In the United States senate, last week
Thursday, the bill for the admission of
South Dakota as a state was passed by
twenty-siX yeas to twenty-three nays
a strict party vote. There was a warm
debate on the bill during the week. 1t
is not expected that the proposition for
the admission of South Dakota will re-
ceve fair consideration from the demo-
cratic majority in the house, but the
republicans should leave nothing un-
done to put the democrats on record on
this question.
One of the best speeches on the
subject was that of Senator Spooner of
Wisconsin. He showed that the demo-
cratic opposition to the admission of
Dakota was dishonest and unjust par
tisanship. Their protested opposition,
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1888-04-25

THE election of General Boulanger
as deputy in the department of the
Nord by ninety thousand majority was
followed by noisy demonstrations of
his supporters in Paris and elsewhere.
Some French statesmen, like Goeblet
and De Freycinet, think Boulanger is
only ga passing Storm" but his sue
cess is viewed with concern at St.
Petersburg and with ill-concealed anx-
iety in Germany and England. On
his way to take his seat in the chamber
of deputies Boulanger received an I'M
deniable ovation. Women threw flowers
into his carriage and the crowd cheered
enthusiastically There were, however,
isolated cries of Down with the die
tator!" In the evening fifteen hum
dred students made a demonstration
against Boulanger, and coming into
collision with crowd of Boulangerists,
many were wounded with loaded sticks.
Although the new ministry obtained a
vote of confidence in the chamber of
deputies, that body declared in favor of
an immediate revision of the constitu-
ton, which is a part of Boulanger's
demands. In an interview Boulanger
said: "My policy is essentially practi-
cal and constructive-to make our re-
publican institutions correspond to
those of America, instead of being
built, as now, on the hybrid English
model, which is wholly unsuited to the
genius of the French character"