The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-10-11
Ubisilts.


isli ssio shs psslsrHF" "Nei the slsshies'
II was soft .ssef. you ksev"
IA oh4o odacr bad Zee shirt cola
ptosented him. ssa 10 nov sslisns 10 bar
soms cse give bias shirt
'sYoa cast play that oa mel said a.
pisoo 10 Size smAseSr who broke dosr OF
difseali piece IL music.
ssu fofi cossgnes 5000 melons
DAY auriug Ne srssor. No scr3er iha
Der rtpuisgiop doubles 30 rapidly.
- nss story !, called The editor
pnne.r We Ease seen H. There IL moth
ing 10 ~
Hgsbsna I'm feeling ssfslly qoeel
ftss morsitg ny deer Wife Well. yot
nsetts'i be alarmed l'is because ycu AZ
sober
Many Anger is smbiiiousiy reaching
for high G" while Der husband ID humbly
and obseurely struggling fof low. Jack and
the game
.~ When q NAN takes oifca under tbs
gysefBmeni be has 10 he sworn 10, and
~hen there comes change in the admin,
srstion be IL Sworn out
- Citizen why do you write Col.
before yous name. Uncle Essius, Jon are
not coionslfs Uncle assius mo. sab;
do Cal sisods 10 cullnd."
--Tbcre are two kinds OF window eur.
tabs the seli.rolling kind that won't stay
dean. and The hind raised with . string,
tbAt scat Stay mp.
"A New York photographer has com.
n.ilsed suicide. Yet photographers are the
very msB who are always telling us to
"look pleasant
40 OHIO farmer wants TO DO nomi'
mated for the legislature on the ground
that Als family has not borrowed anything
Of \ reighbor for eighteen years.
"A trsmc dous explosion recently oc-
CURED 10 hsll ia which over two thou
sand people we're assembled, but no one
was hurt, II vas 40 explosion OF laughter,
Whist we've tie lssi words Of Brigham
YouBsf' asked the teacher. "lIe never
had any" replied the smart boy; "he vas
married man "
Another small boy Of three who is Dc.
cidodly irreyerent on praying God bless
papa added, aud make him good boy
IL you cant, inst warm him up"
Lady OF the house (sbiverine) -"H@
the furnace gone ont. BridgeiY' Bridge
~ think not, mum; I've been at the
gate all the evening with gentleman. and
1t dii1t 20 by me, mum, I'm snre."
~ smell snilia buroin,r remarked
al aged negro " no sat At camp fire toast.
ing bis eitrfmiiies "Goshr' be added
10 moment. with wild yell; It's els
niggaA ON foot
Patron Waiter. hows this2" "How
is whstS" II found this cigar. holder in
the soup" "Well, we'll I'm glad OF that.
I've been bunting for the hanged thing an
boar"
AID they parted. says novelist In
speaking Of couple. one OF whom left for
California aud the other for England, We
don't see how they could have avoided il.
They really had to part
"A Chicago girl made an unsuccessful
at,emp, at snicide by swallowing brim-
stone. Now,by chewing little phospbo.
rus, she ought 10 make pretty good
match,
III you will consent To my marriage
with your daughter. she will be treated as
II she were al angel That is,' was
the matter Of fact reply, sin short time
she would no, have anything TO wear. F"
--"iou have great deal Of wind here,
don youf' inquired the tourist. "WelI, |
ye-es, said the native, 1--WE have; but
up lit docsn't belong lere;
I, all comes from away dowa III the $, nth.
west. somewhere"
fou don't mean 10 say, John, that u u |
ate gong 10 have a steam heating arrange. |
ment put 10 the basement, do your II
DO. Maria. said John, with iron firmt ess.
I'm gong TO keep those fact OF your
warm this winter il il costs sI000r
He Il must break of my engagement.
Violet Sbe-Why should you do thatf
lie Well. your father has failed how can
be support a son.in Law 10 the style ip
Which | have lived. She--Why you goose,
be failed on purpose 10 meet the e1ha
expense.
You seem to have quite q sum in
four bsuk, Bobby" remarked the visitor.
Yes" said Bobby, ma gives me ten
'sn,s week for coming to the table With
lean haods aud face" Ten cents is .
,ood deal Of money for little boy TO earn
very seek +" "Yes. ma'am. bat have 10
10 large amount OF work for il.
Tao pronounced ceIts. who were APP
ssrently old acquaintaaces, met 10 Scollay
iQaare the ether day. sud sitter the usual
,isiiminsry greetings were given one said,
by The way, Dan. did you know that
. dssisT "Doadys returned the other,
'Arrah. long lie 10 The poor man, when
I'D he aief'
"A srmerTille man who is afflicted with
Ieafaefs 10 one ear found bis sfliiciion
'oslsire advantage during reccnt visit to
Zee York. Having room 10 hotel on
ifosdass be could not sleep because Of
BE neisc u night One night u occurred
o him h lie Hiih The deaf esr up The
nosasDe s.ler he wss hale 70 breakfast
"A Yale gfssnste. who was s,uden,