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The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

Browns, Caruthers IS undoubtedly The
best. Foutz last year showed signs Of
losing his effectiveness, but while
in California during the winter
he showed up in great form under
tie three strike rule. Bushong Is
a great catcher, but since he received
an injury to his hand In the early part Of
last year, he has fallen OFF very much in
his work, especially in the matter Of
throwing to bases. The Brooklyn club
has d long list of pitchers, comprising
Caruthers, Foutz, Terry, Mays, Hughes
and Cunningham. All, with the excep-
ton Of Cunningham, ara experienced
mep, The weak spot in the Brooklyn
team Is al second base. Mcclellan can
not DO replaced 1t present, unless d Of
the other players is substituted la his
place and shows up well. IN n other
respect, however, the Brooklyns are bet
ter off than ever, and that = ina reliable
manager, who can keep the men working
together. In McGonigIe they have SCI
cured a man whose superior IL would be
difficult 10 find.
The Cincinnatis viii present a very
strong team. Their inieldcrs and out
aelders are FIRST class, and, as the men
have played together Number Of years,
the chances Of the C~inrinnatis carrying
oil the pennant look exceptionally gosy.
In pitchers, too, they are well of. Elmer
Smith and Mullane viii be the star twirl'
eu. and in addition to these there are
FSerad, Hart and Wan to call %. The
latter was sought after by ovtt . dozen 81
the leading clubs but he preferred Gin
clnnafl
Tbe Baltlmores and Leuisvilles have
Improved their playing strength also b.
signing additional men. The latter nins
hss been weak at FIRST base ever since Y
was oresnlned. but Manager Kelly has a
Hast secured 4 FIRST baseman who is looked
upon as q crack, HIS name Is Smith ans
he isA six footer. Heckef and Kerins can
now Iay on when they are not officiating
IN tho box and beiiud the bat respect
lively, and thus secure rest, which thej
badly needed last year.
Tie athletic and Cleveland clubs have
added 4 long lat 81 new talent 70 thei
teams. but a Il always takes some tins
Cor Young players to develop very hftl'
can ho said 81 them. The deal which III
ATHLETICS nlade "a securing WEIGH aas
Gieasoa HON she Browns. giving "a ex
fhAssRa Ai1liean and MeGatr L. eonsld
xea ( fnaf business t~sanssction. Wolcl
* < 4rnAf plAym hut 0laanoa % unde
h A khs w. and - fhe
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

McGSzr, on the other hand, can play al
around the exist. Lorisan e short 6eld.
Mfnigan's services win also be missed,
but not so much as thosa og MeGarr. This
new directors Of the club are tn favor og
young blood. and think that the team,
under the watchfm eye Of Manager
Sharsig. viii occupy a good place In the
race when the season closes.
VERY little can be said about the Kansas
City team, as all the management had was
the pick Of the players the other clubs did
not want. With but little more than
cast offs to work with, the management
win have hard work 10 make a good
showing. StiH baseball form is subject
to the strongest kind Of variations.
The American association delegates
have done everything In their power to
make this season surpass its predecessors,
and it Is their intention TO keep up with
the League in every respect. Besides
equalizing the playing strength Of the
clubs as much as possible, they have also
increased the admission tariff to fifty
cents, and to spur the players TO make
their best efforts they have offered money
prizes to be awarded to the clubs that viii
finish first, second and third at the end Of
the season. AZ this money VIII be dis
tributed among the players, every man
win thereby be encouraged to play ball
for all that IL is worth. Finally the As
ISOLATION has four Of the list umpires in
the business, and this viii prove a strong
financial attraction. It{strue Association
players are not so wen off as those in the
League, because the latter ger more pay
and are not obliged to work on Sundays,
but in a very short time Association play
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

EAM
The other afternoon, as we were rolling
out Woodward avenue, q swell Young
fellow entered the car ard recognized q
fellow swell, when the following CONVEX
sati0n ensuedt
cav, there, Chawley, me boy
Jaw, shere, FWedie old chappies
HWery slipewy, Chawieg.p
ssIndeed, Fwedie, that weininds me of
what happened vile 7 was waiting for
the caW--ah.
tsW't was IL ChawleyHi
tsW'y one or those felIahs OF the--ah
-os the&-of the--ah-~twade clawses, YOU
know-ah, was CARRYING A. Basket or
ah-ah-hcn's fwruit, you know-an,
wen he began to look at me, the beastlY
fallah, instead Of where he was walking.
and he slipped up-ah, and dwopped his
basket of-ah-ah-hen's fwruit, and sat
wight down In it-ah, and ii 50 gwati
fed my d Of the w~ridiculous that I
actually smiled, Ewedie, actually suited
ah n-Detroit Free Press.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

NIL q
into exile on the return Of the Bourbons,
and died in 1928.
Lazare Hyppolite Carnot, his son, was
born April 8, 1901. He became an ultra
Republican, and wrote upon the doctrines
of st. Simon, the founder Of modern Sos
cialismi In middle life be became more
conservative, and supported the govern
mentof Louis Philippe. After that kings
dethronement IN 1848 CRrnot was made
minister Of public instruction. He re-
sisted Louis Napoleon, and went into ex-
lie; but after the government appeared to
be an established fact, returned and ac-
cepted Office. He saw the second empire
tall, after which, as deputy. he acted with
the extreme left until 1875, when he was
elected senator for life.
Thus three m~en-father, son and grand
son-during a period Of more than 100
years, perhaps the most eventful Of
French history, have been prominent In
the national affairs Of France. IL has
been the fortune Of tho grandson 10 oc-
cupy the most conspicuous position of the
three Carnots, inasmuch as HIS name Is
ENROLLED among the presidents Of the re-
publie.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

ernent over In Atrisky, and I wans 10 GA
my name on the record as anin cur coarse
In that country. Thar a some oouptrys
that IN our present undefended condition
Lde 90 slow about gtttin huffy with Ia
case they stepped on the tale 4 the
American egle, but my caution don't Apply
70 Morocker. That nation has insulted
our COUNSEL, and pade no attention to the
pertectdn arm he has throwed about tenn
porary sttfzens OF ourn In that country,
and what do we do about it Mr.. Eddi-
teri Nothinl abeoluts nothin, and be-
sides send out orders from our state de-
partment fer what navy we have got thar
not 70 shootl Is that the part Of pat
triotsf Is that they way the greatest re-
public on erth Is advertiser its atractionsg
No street And we may not git setch an
luther chance in q life time TO make our
imprint on a forrin powerI
We ought to blow Morocker clean of
the coast Of Africky, er make her apollo
gize. faint even q power that ID reekin-
lied, and eff we let her walk over MS, as
she is shown a disposition to do, It wont
be no time till evyery natun viii be pintin
the finger of skorn at us, and the United
States will be held up by the tale in
EVERY efete monerky Of the east, and a
latin stock and riddicule. We don't want
the republick to be like John Sullivan, q
crate big powerful Teller at home, whar
thar amt nobuddy to git licked, and the
fust time it goes outside Of its own yard a
little Teller comes along and wollops it till
Its glory is departed forever.
Hopin these few words will fetch d re-
sponsiv cord in EVERY patriots hart, and
also git into the state department, l viii
close. Yours trooiy,
w. @. WAxEM,
M. @. from Wayback.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

~. p. Bennett, for many years superinz
tendent or the teams and stages of Wells.
Fargo a Co., has Just sent east from wiz.
gfnia City, New, the Norwegian snow
shoes with which for twenty years ba has
traversed the Sierras. They are 81 white
ash and ten feet long In 1851 he carried
the compang's express packages acroes
the mountains and was ffky-tw0 hours M
70 SnowstoTm. When he got back the
Widow Bryant-now Mrs. john WI.
Mackay-told him that III twenty years
his snowshoes would be bought Is relies
She was right. Once the shoes ran away
with Nr. Bennstt, and he went down the
Kingsbury grade into Lake valley, 4 dis
tanco Of over two MILES, ia four minutoe.
New York Sun.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04
osBnIEN.

ORR. FoUTz o,BRIEN.
RADFoRD. WEIGH. GLEASON.
ers viii stand as well as their brethren.
Thus far the Association Is a firm believer
10 the $4,000 salary rule, end it can be
said tiIat most of the clubs are living up
to Ii. At present the Brooklyn club is
about the highest saiaried one in the or
ganization. Caruthers alone viii receive
81, 900 for the seasons work, the highest
figure ever paid to any professional ball
player. The Louisville club IS the lowest
salaried team, and yet It has a capital lot
of ball t~ossers. Ramsey, for instance, is
considered n of the best pitchers In the
country, and yet he does not receive half
the salary Caruthers commands. The
brotherhood players are opposed TO the
limit salary rule, and the League mag
mates are also opposed to it, and If the
players in the Association combine and
form an organization similar to the League
brotherhood, it would undoubtedly be
done away with. At all events the COM
mittee Of the League brotherhood, con-
sisting Of Ward, Hanlon, Brouthers and
Irwin, mean ia push the matter through
and the subject win be agftated at length
before the next meeting of the Association.
The League clubs, with the exception Of
the Washingtons, have made hig prepare
tions during the past winter, and have
added 4 deal Of new material to their
teams. The Chieagns and New Jerks
have gobbled up all the leading players IN
the minor leagues, and if the new men
keep up the pace they set in the smaller
clubs they win prove valuable acquisi.
tons. The race for the pennant wiz be
hotly contested between the Detr0its,
Philaaelphias, Chicagos, Boston and New
Yorks. The two former VIII present the
same teams as last season, am IS the men
are experienced in one anothe,a playing,
no time will be wasted ex i ia the
weaker clubs, such as Washington and
Indianapolis.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04
BISMARCK V. I 5
WHO Has wOn No 0pe Knows, bat Ris-
marcE Is IN.


WA Has Won No 0De Knows, bat Bis-
marck Is IN.
The peace Of Europe has just escaped
rupture. Two lovers wished To Be Joined
in the holy bonds Of wedlock. The queen
of England, the car Of Russia, the EN-
peror and empress and the chancellor o.
Germany, were all interested Prince Alex
ander, i handsome and accomplished man
Of middle g who was driven from the
throne Of Bulgaria BY Russian influence,
loves and is loved BY Victoria, a pretty
girl Of say 20, and daughter Of tho en-
peror Of Germany.
Tho most natural thing in the world for
lovers is to want to marry; but fherewere
objections to the mStch between Aexan-
der and Victoria other than settlements,
family religion aud want Of general suita-
bility. 1t. was not q question as TO how
they would live, or whether the prince on
princess would marry ont Of his or her
circle. It was q question Of state policy,
Of oGense TO the Rnssian bear. Alexan.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

Chicago Is full OF dangerously th0ught-
full and nature children.
fsMamna." said one De thnm-a 5-year-
old-the other day, "esnst there anT other
senses 'cept seeing heaxIng, feeling, tast
ing and snellingfD
mo, my child = answered the mother
nit ID usually considered chat those i've
are enough
aWeIl, " said the little one, with ali aif
Of deep conviction, ~ s'pose talkln9
would be called a sense IL there wasn't Is
much nonsense about it.n-Chicago TkI-
bunc.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

AAKgANAAARAN4 - AAAEA@NN~AN8 @N0~~AN
II, as many eminent physicians assert,
the dietary and habits Of Americans are
rapidly causing widespread dental degen-
eracy, the recent successful experiments
In implanting teeth are Of national im.
portance. DIR. Youger, Of San Francisco,
has demonstrated that IL Is practicable 70
replace lost teeth, even after the socket
has been filed up with bony substance.
He simply drills into the jaw, gouges out
a new socket, and then, taking a foreign
tooth that has long been extracted cleans
IL thoroughly, soaks 1t IN bichlcrsde ef
mercury and inserts it In the socket thus
artihciaIIy formed. Describing this mar
veIous process, Science states that DR.. w.
IN. Gray, the microscopist Of the United
States surgeon generals Office, has ex
amined q tooth which had been implanted
By Dr. YougerAs method and then ex-
tracted. Dr.. Gray's microscopical ex-
animation shows beyond question that
the tooth SO implanted Is actually re-
yived; that circulation Is established be-
tween the socket and the implanted
tooth, and that the socket takes
an active part in nnehoring the
tooth. DR.. q. NJ. Curtis, or
| syracuse, has successfully repeated DR..
| Youeer's experiment; and found that =
tooth which he had implanted was SO
firmly anchored thafit broke when be was
extracting It. The value Of these expert
I ments TO afflicted humanity can hardly
lbe overrated. Dentists who learn 70
smplant teeth will be almost - great hene-
factors Of the race a. the discoveries Of
modern an~mstheticg As good teeth ara
Indispensable 10 healthy digestion and mn.
| triton OF the body, the discovery 81 means
for replacing them when lost i about as
near an approach as we cay ever expect
I 20 the discovery OF the tabled fountain q
/ perpetual youth New York Herald.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

der was obnoxious to the car for having
occupied the Bulgarian throne To which
he wis elected. II the yccng prince ard
ex.king were permitted to marry into tho
imperial family Of Germany. tho car
would take It As On unfriendly act on
the part Of the German empire
There was long struggle.
Tho emperor at lass yielded 70 Bismarck,
10 the czar. to the interests 81 state, and
sacrificed the heart OF his dangkter.
That's one story. The other Is that M
marriage Il only postponed, and that Bis.
marck has seen practically defeated n
lron ehancelior b. 4sltg ~. whlsNegel
kiaE1 b lEaa.
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

Generally speaking, horses are very
cheap in Persia. A good s~eryloeable and
nns looking haif-breed can be bought for
twenty-nye t0mnn f&4W. a yaboo may
he bought for 40, and costs seldom more
than $50. A fairly good Arab thorough.
bred WIN coat about SEQ 70 $50 and 9
ntEle more will be paid for q Iugooman 81
second quality. Butreal arst.clase horses
come hirh "a Persia ~ oisewhereS and
those IL enc market ~ any tsmo are few
end far between. aud 1nd ready sale.-
Volt Won achiSfhfend "a The Como
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

Carnot reluctant
ly voted, he was
put at the head Of
the military adj
m~inistration in
the committee of
public safety.
When Bonaparte
seized the reins,
Carnot opposed
him and went into
exile. In 1914 he
rendered his serv-
ices to the re-
turned emperor.
He was, however,
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04
4 PRESIDENTS FArnER 80.
HyPpolite Carnot, an Eminent French
man, Has Passed Away.
rcnacial rarrasDonaabca
Especial Correspondence

NEW YORK, April Ex-senator Hyp-
polite Carnot, father of the president
of the republic Of France, died recently
at Paris. The Carnots for three genera
tons have been identified with states
manship and civil liberty in France.
Lazare Nicholas Marguerite Carnot, the
grandfather Of the president, was a states
man Of the first revolution and the first
republic, He was confined in the Bastile
for writing IN essay criticising the organ
ization Of the army, and was afterward q
member Of the committee On military
afTairs Of the legislative assembly. After
the execution Of the king, for which
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04

Rise up, or statlat'cinn, and tall us ~
there ~ more marriages N iQnp yaae tAan
other years, and then WalehNli knoW hnN
x kck-Abany Jonfnal
The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-05-04
yEDGE WAxEM al WORK.
BUSINESS 10 IMPROVING AT THE
LEGISLATION MILL.

whom Congress Takes q Notion 1t Can
Work, Though 'the Jsdgo's" LandIady
wOuIdn't Believe II I'M Hs Proved It
to Her by the Newspapers.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16

A Western College Which Proposes to
Abandon It-women Probably Denied
Admission to Its Halls
Adclbert College, of Western Re-
serve University. at Cleveland, o., is
said to be on the point of abandoning
co-education, and either closing its
doors to women altogether or rele-
eating them to an annex" With
Ann Arbor, Cornell, Boston and al
most all the State universities of tho
West admitting women--with the
drift of the age Enthusiastically in that
direction-if Adelbert likes to make
itself little eddy in the onward stream
of progress, and turn round and round,
or even run backward for time, the
friends of Adelbcrt have more occasion
to be disturbed than the friends OF CO.
education.
The reason given for the proposed
change is instructive. Girls have been
admitted to Adelbert for four years.
and according to the Cleveland Netos
and Herald. they have more than held
their own with the young men in
scholarship. The Latin salutatory in
1886 was given by young woman,
and so was the valedictory last june.
But the trustees think that conserva-
tive young men, who do not like to
study with young women Especially.
perhaps, when the young women sur
pass them), avoid Adelbert because 1t
is co-educational, and 60 to Eastern
colleges instead. To entice in these
conservative young men, they propose
to exclude the girls We can see only
one advantage in the proposed arrange
ment. 1t will keep some of those con-
sentative young men away from the
Eastern colleges, which are afflicted
with too many such students of their
own. Young men of that stripe are
mediocre ornament to any college
Wonlan's Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
HUMOROUS.

We've known several women to be
outspoken, but we're still looking for
one that's been outtalked. Duluth Par
agrapher.
-Mother-"You must put your dollie
away to-day, Flossie; it's Sunday, you
know" Flossie-'Tm just playing
she's dead, mamma, anu we're having
a funeral"
We've got hen that laid two
eggs in one day." boasted six-year-
old girl to companion. That's moth
ingl My papa has laid cornerstone"
Philadelphia Times.
"A new style of carving-knife has
been invented which works on the plan
of scissors. II it can find the joint in
the leg of duck. Wen agree to buy
one and join the church life.
-"Grandpa," inquired Johnny Bliss,
''must everybody dieP" Eyes, my child;
every one in this world must die when
his time comes. "Wcll"-long pause
"what I'd like to know is, who'll bury
the last manp"
sympathetic Friend Ito widow
"Yom husbands death was q terrible
one Mrs. Bently." Widow (sadly)-
"Ah, yesl Poor John was kind hus-
band, but he didn't know much about
buzz saws. IN Y Sun.
-Brown-"I lent you an umbrella
yesterday, Robinson, on the express
condition that it was to be returned
this morning" Robinson-"I know
you did, but my dear fellow, it rained
this morning "-Drake's Magazine.
-"Change is great help to the sick, "
remarked DR.. Pellet while visiting a
patient. Eyes, Doctor" returned the
latter. land as my stock of it at pres.
ent is limited, l shall have to ask you
to wait awhile for your fee. BOSTON
BUDGET
Little Darling-''What a pleasant
gentleman Mr.. D'Esprit, the para
grapher, is-always so good-natured."
Rival Journalist (crossly)-"Well, il
you could see him grinding out his
jokes as l do. you'd say he was gener-
ally out of humor It'd Bis.
Your husband is something of an
antiquary, isn't hep" asked caller of
Mrs. Snaggs. mo, 1 don't think he
is" was the reply. II don't think he
can tell one kind of an ant from an.
other" - Pittsburgh Chronicle Telc-
graph.
Questions of political economy
will stray into the most serious mo.
ments of young life. Don't you
think, Evelina dear, that you--er need
a little-er protectione" Possibly,
George. But don't know as am in
favor of quite so much raw materiair y
And then he picked up his hat'and
went out into the damp fog Of re
lentless world, Hartford Post,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
UnIucky Wedding Days.

According to an ancient and reliable
chronicle, there are thirty-two days in
the year that are especially unlucky for
marriages and journeys. They are as
follows: January 1, 2, 4, 5. 4, 10 and
Is; February 6, and Is; March l, s
and 8; April and IL; May 8, and q;
June z and Is; July 5 and IL; August
Is and 10; September 6 and z; Octo-
Der z; November Is and 16, and De-
cember Is. 16 and IL. Every body
knows that Friday is the most unlucky
day for a wedding. while Wednesday
and Thursday are the luckiest Our
grandmothers believed that it was a
most unfortunate thing if the bride,
after finishing her toilet and leaving
her looking-glass, should turn around
again for a last glance at herself. 1t
was also bad for her to see the man she
was about to marry, after dressing.
and before the time had come for the
Chicago Journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-02-16
He Muzzled the Dog.

Unjust l put some muzzlc on my
dogP" he asked at police headquarters
yesterday.
"Well, no; not now"
DOTS now / belief IL was myself.
Can do something's nit boyp"
What forP'
"Vhell, few days ago boy comes
by my place. My big dog vhas oudt
doors. Dot boy half dog aboudt so
high. My dog chaws him COP in two
minutes. Dot boy comes in und says
if l doan' put some muzzle on my dog
he hat him shot"
II see.
al puts dot muzzle on. To-day my
dog vhas oudt doors. Dot boy comes
along NIT his shmall dog. When he
sees dot muzzle he cries out: Seek
him, Tger!' und dot shmall dog ticks
my big dog until he can't shtand oop
no more. Was dot some conspiracy
or whata Do l half some false pre-
tense on dot boy, or Will he walk
aroundt und tell efery body dot it vhas
a big shoke on Snyderp"-Dstroit Free
Press