Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1888-12-14
PITH AND POINT.

iiiSu scos-AstronomCrs.
n scaly trick-Catching a fish.
"What's the oi"-lwenty
Parts unknown-On q bald head.
Shear nonscnsc-A humorous clipping.
A harder thing to keep than seoret-
Money.
An uphill business Tho mountain
guides.
The Equino-ox is broke to ride by the
| god of storms.
An attitude is about tho only thing q
dude darcs strike.
A person who serves us through fire
and water-Tho cook.
There is an idol in n Chinese tcmplo
that wecps tears, idol tcars.
Crooked work will always bring n man
into straights. Pdt,Jurg Chronicle.
Somo plays arc SO solemn TINT man
have to go out of the thcatcr to smile.
The follow that ranks MS human ci
phcr certainly doesn't do MS he ought 10.
Nobody knows where flies 10 to. Per.
haps they go up tho "ilcw. ."-Detroii
Free Press.
They buried tho milkmnn In tho old.
cremation.
Nature is full of wise provisions. Wivc.
Go their worst cooking when they are
young and irresistible.
Quite n paradox that in land of the
free so many Americans should coyct
bonds. Nantucket Inquirer.
Tho dentist should make n good work.
ing politician. IIo is always ready 10
take the stump.-BOston 1ranscrija.
1t was compla ned at chid's party.
where tho grown-up people were in the
minority, that it was too much adult
Grated.
While cost of living may DO reduced
down to nero nominal sum, the trouble
remains with many to get tho nominal
sum. --.SDtings
No pirates craft ever travcrscd oul
chain of lakes. Their business REQUIRE,
that they be always on tho seize.
th'h Idr"9rapher.
The first freak of nature ON record
was the case OF the pair eating an apple,
Iho encore was not very tasteful
Dnfuth Idra9raih0r.
''lf man is complete wreck nftor nm
accident, how can no be snid to recoyerri
"From tho railroad company, yon IDIOT,
was the answcr.-.Sucuasn Zee.
mo moose is gccd news" as tho con.
victed man snid when informed thnt
instead of being hanged hc would prob
ably be killed by electricity. -,Si(tings
Now then let your wllslsers grow.
And protect your tender tiiroat;
Dig your flnnnels from their box.
And tho moths from your winter coat.
-Dansuiitc Breeze.
The man with n glass eye has the great
consolation that hc is putting on more
style than his ncighbor; he has n stunned |
glass window to lis soul. l.-Atchisou
Gio O.
Friend-T don't hear of YOU makino
any more speeches against trusts, Boom.
ly." Boomly-"You bet you don,t
I've been elected President Of onc.n~
SVtinys.
A fashion article in ono of our OK.
changes says that terra Gotta Ia much
worn this fall. We suppose it is cithe,
in the shape Of tiles for gentlemen or
piping for ladies' dresses. --LoaoeU Con-.
rier.
Two Strike is the name of an Indian
chief Mt the Pine Ridge Agency i'm Dnlo
Ia. There is evidently baseball talent on
The Sioux reservation. MIR. Anson
should look into this mater. Onicaqo
Ne,os.
When tho frost Is on Lhe pound cake and tho
-, spnreribs in tho pot
The chilly auiumn's hero and the furnace
fire is hot,
And the man who has dyspepsia eats those
things which he should not
-tHicago Nsios.
This comes from the West MS frozen
fact, but we more than suspect it is made
TO order: ".iliss Clam has married MIR.
Fritter and now signs herself Mrs. Clnm.
Frittcr." AS the tale comes from s'Bad
Mans Guch," out in Arizona, the mari.
time i!avor is all The moro remarkable.
COmm,Tcial Aa1trtiser
Judge Tree, of Illinois, it is said, is to
be the Minister 10 Iussia. 1t will,
therefore, be in order to say that his
bark will soon DO on the sea to stem its
way to the other side OF the Atlantic.
There will, of course, be proper leave
taking, and MS soon ~ he arrives at his
destination he will make his boueh to
I he Car. There is little doubt but that
he will soon take deep root in the esteem
OF the Russian court.-Boston Courier.
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A Real Joke.