Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-06-27
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L BOSTON INCIDENT.
Showing How sometimes the Truth VIII
Dat UL' xpeoteo wayF.

Showing How asmetimes the Truth VIII
Cat In u, xpeote6 Ways.
Boston Globe.
"Ma's up stairs changing her Dress"
said the frackledfaced little girl, tying
her dGu's bonnet strings ard casting her
eye about her for 3 tidy large enough to
serve as shawl fer that double jointei
young person.
"Oh, yeur mother needn't dress for
me-" replied the female agent Of the Ais-
s!02aFy society, taking e self satisfied
view Of herself in the mirror. "Run up
snG tell her 10 c me dom just IS she is,
in her every day clothes, and rot to stand
OF ceremony"
"Ol, but sne hasn't got on her every
day clothes. Ma vas sll dressed up in
her new brown BLK, 'cSuss she expec.ad
Miss DlmnOn.ato-dsy. Miss Dimmond
always comes ever hereto show eff hsr
nice thugs, and ms DON'T intend to get
left. When ma sew you coming she
said, 'Tho dickensn sad ] guess she W IS
mad abou. something. MS said il you
saw her reW dress she'd have to hear eli
about the poor hes,hep who don't have
silk, and you'd AK her for money to bay
hymn books 10 send 'em. Szy, 90 the
Niger ladies' use hymn BOOK leaves 10 do
then hair up on and mike IL fr.zzy? Ma
ssys she sGesses that's 81 the good the
books d. 'em, If they ever get a1y books.
l wish my doll wa hea:hen."
"Thy, you wicked little girl; what do
ylu want OF 3 hesthen dou?" inquired
fshe missionary lady, taking e meng.l IN
vautcTy of the new things in ths parlor TO
get material for homiiy or worldly ex-
travsgSnce.
"S folks would send her lots CT nice
.hiDgs to wear and feel sorry to have her
going about ngk3d. Then she'd hsVe
hsir to fr'Z and l W&nt doll with truly
halE and eyes that roll up ike Deacon
Siier0Sck's when he SAYS &mea on
Sunday. I amt wicked girl, either,
cause Uncle D!Ck-7ou know Uncle Dick;
he's been Out west ard sWears awful
SID smokes in the hoUpe-he says I'm .
holy terror and he hopes I'll be e1 angel
petty soon. Mail be down IN Il minute,
SC GU needn't take yoSr cloak eff. She
said she'd 5oX my cars If asked ySu 10.
Mas putting on th.t old dress she had
las: year, cause she said she didn't want
you to tnink she Wss able to give muck
this time, sRd she needed s nav mug
wore than the Queen Of the Canxsn Bsll
Islands needed religion. Uncle Dick
says you oughster go TO the Islands, 'Csuss
you'd be safe there, and the MATHIS ID be
sorry they Wss such sinners anybody
would send you to 'em. BE s,ys he
never seen s heather hungry eB9ugh 20
eat you less twas blind one, and you'd
set blind pagsn's teeth on edge so he'd
never banker after Gny more missionary.
Unc!e Dicks awful fsnny and makes pa
Snd ms die Laughing s0metimes."
Your Uncle R.chaEd is bad, de-
PRAYED wretch, and cu2ht TO have re-
NAMED GU west, where his style Is ap-
precisted. He sets h0rrid example for
little girls ike you"
"Ol, think he's nice. He showed ne
how 20 slide down the bsnisLers, and he's
teaching me to whistle when ma amt
round. That's pretty cloak you've got,
siE't il? Do you buy sll your good
Clothes with missionary money? Ne says
you CO."
Just then freckled faced little girls ms
came into the psrlor and kissed the mis-
sionsry lazy on the cheek, and ssid che
was delighted to see her, and they pro-
ceeded TO have = real socisble chas3 The
little girls me- csu't underSiSzd why
person who processes 10 be 80 chart able
"a the sgent does should 90 r1gat over to
Miss Diamonds and say such i'll n4tured
things IS she did. and !sle thinks the Eis-
sssnarg,is double-ta<SS gossip.