New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-10-02
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Whom Mrs Chanler was asked recently what hcr
Mans for the future she is said to have repneu
that she will naturally write. II she should ueciuc
instead to write naturally the critics would not ~ 81
severe with her.
He Was Indian Tramp-Coudi you , give o''o
LADY OF the House shouting shrilly)-Ilge' I1ge'
0'; ~ ioftilyl1You arc calling your dog, madam
want you to understand that don't eat dog I'm no
ii' Hnd he strobe away in silent dgnIty.-(Boston
Courier.
Old Hutch.n Of Chicago IS stu loaded for bar
ono of the most irritating of the recent diocies OF
tourists is The fashion of leaving cards at me Omps
Westminstcr Abbey Is constantly surrounded by these
Inappropriate bits Of pastchoaid ana tne gray 1l
n II . IS said to be literally covered with the Visit
ir@ cards left by tourists who climbed the lonely
mountain near Colorado springs TO Vislt me las, resi-,
Irr NJ ace of the poet ard novelist. Nothing bui an
abundance of the most egregous vanity and absolute
lack Of could prompt an action SO di3c a. 'hc
following of this absurd custom-lEos'oh courier
rostmas,erGcneral Dickinson has declared war on
Ncy England New England he says, selhshly
hang, ON the body polite, absorbing Its wealth and
living nothing I'm return. Less than 100000 OF It's
inhabitants own half of the bonded debt and also the
rrivate Indebtedness Of 50O00,O00 Of our population
This is the result Of class legislation fosieed by pro
lection, which was originated and maintained by the
politicians of New-Engand'
Two fashonabls dressed girls with beautiful faces
faces pure and sweet. and wiiha as fiil OF tender
pity as face of the sstine Madonna-steppcd OUT
Si o h Iowa1 sore little Street samn only abon,
seven eight old came lettering aIohg me walk
and lust a. the girls crossed his path ne had MS hcsu
turncd I'm tho opposite direction. collision was the
result in which the little fellow was thrown hcaViN 10
he e1ound The girls Immediately stopped. and one
If hem her eyes filling with sympathetic tears,
raised him from tho stones with her deeaeH gioNed
hands. and said In tones 9L 'enderest ply r9 ,Se
alchln, digging one grimy ist inlo his eye sazed
at them askance and rciorted - Naw' l ann wnat
! .grr,- hgNr
to his funny little pockets. he sided OF down the street
With all the dignity of al Offended monarch'-lChicaso
Mall.
@Thc Boston Courier, rcnews an old suggestion that
the ochestras OF theatres play their entire ace music
in the foyer in order induce the people to leave
| their seats between TIE acts. Tho way in which
American audiences cling to their seats the whole
evening cxoes the wonder of foreigners who regard
1t as a mark Of proytncialsm
| II has been rumcrcd. and It has come very direct
too. that the intention Is dnrns thc four or I'VE days
money and buy the electoral votes OF that state for
Cleveland and Thurman: one gentleman writes nom
| Washington that the whole programme has been re-
veaied to him. and he begs the writer of this TO warn
Nevada Republicans of the movo-(salt Lake city 1rb-
une.
| Captain Anson OF the Chicago Baseball Club, Is a
man OF peace. lie never hit anything but a bali In
his lIfc and lately he hasn't been hitting that all the
time either His only weapon Of offence and defence
Is tho meek and lowly kick of which he is an ac-
! lmOwlcdgcd master.
Porn T.. his country ?" inquired the ensustalcr.
Yes, s., I'm Milwaukee,
NJ WELL unused the official "Tll put YOU
down as an American, but It's a narrow escape, sir
! -(Chlcago Tribune
According to "Tho Springfield Republican, Mr..
Mctcalf, the Editor OF " The Forum" has pleasant
habit OF approaching persons whom he wishes TO con
tribute 10 his review with a large check and small
connndrum such as "What shall the public schools
teach - or "Who the father OF Zebedec's chill
drenl" Wen, If this be true, 81 only shows that Mr..
Metcalf knows how to make people answer bis ques-
tons a large check is remarkable stinulant "a
! the brain OF writer
| \ new play honscin Western town Is not described
as the haudsOmest theatre In America" aud as 10 Tia