Telegram-herald., 1888-05-13

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nxD~s-L4ss iszsiers are setting sn~-
ists. s4s % eo1lzz1 . erysta1xsa teal
fxon tae eye a. CLsop4trs Hxprsness~
81 ne ~aals< aad i VII csss ysa oEly Ef-y
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y<Sss DAAxx, psor eestniser es Sham
sxin. Pa, wls1 wife ana srssn ezlleFea,
l2as.y fs@ h>ir 10 q GA. .oo8 ~ ne death Of
al sAsis II kasla4d. wEo ais.Aasriss hl,a
"A tile ANS of aAs marriage. aaa repeated 81
rs 1ssEA~osd-
Osz s<sDzzs ysans girls were recently
iadaces % leave Eng -4ae for sAs rsrpose ef
Alag fEs places Of ho1ssmalds nox occa-
tsed by Chlsamen. URfortzasssly for sasEa-
selves. sac ssris were aot dsnes9c@ily ln-
eliaea. aaa Esaas q tae@ Fstxrssd - En-
g4nd-
Aosr of the pupils Of . yoaag lafies'
boxrdia sehosl AZ bafsslo we&r birds IN
their hats. and the stn-r dzy some eas
pizeed a cruaab sf bread u each Of their
silis- They were a funay locking l0s Of hats,
aud most n tae swnsrs wore than cut in
tas street before tas trlsk was discovered.
A aAH m Newcastle, Pa. dreamed the
ether night ts4s he hai misunderstanding z
with one u his zel zAooss, and the two de-
cided 70 izht After . fe~ basws had been
exchanged the dreaming nghtet decided 10
kck nis adversary. Yhs kick Was dellv-
cred. and tbs man zUcks u lkpd that - had
kicket the head beard and erohen his Big Toe.
A vo4ks Ia . Massachusetts town who
had read and accepted literally the news
paper statements zs TO The facility with
Which divorces can BE obtained IN Chicago,
recently astoaehed the judges Of the chan
eery court IN that city o. ssaiinx them a
wsittea request 70 retarn her 81 post De.
cree Of divorce absolute, she not having the
time aer money for . personal appearance
before shen-
"FITz cents fare for that child, madam, y
said a strcetesr conductor, yesterday, as he
opened the door and put his Ac2d inte tss
car. VERY well. she replied, feeling IL
/ her pocket. s'skls . an orphan child and
sra is guardian. must have . receipt FOL
all moneys paid ont. and a. soon as yoy
write one IN drop nickel iato the box. y
he shut the door and leaned over the brake
ike . man IN deep thought.
A roUss lady ln Dubuque, Ia, who Is Of Z
somnaEaouiistlc habit astonishsd sene oi
I the natives the other night by walking int
saloon and ordering fifteen cents wortt
/ Of porterhouss steak The saloon-keeper
seeing that something was wrong, put hel
under the care Of his wife, and later ron the
girl awoke t0 fad herself in a strange
house, IN her night-dress- She was pro
vided with proper clothing and escorted
( hons.
JoHs HALF, Of Westbrook, Ca, is evident
I ly humorist, although he has not yet be
come known 10 the world as such. His frs
baby was christened FIRST Half, the mex
Second half, the third Other Half and th'
fourth Best Half He has big sign owe
his cabin door which reads: The whole
family Of John Half lives within. A hal
family Is better than nore, but il you wan
10 see six halves in ope hole come inside ans
see what Is left Of Us. God bless on
/ home %