The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-08-04
PECULIAR LEGS.
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Much has been written and said of women's indebtedness to art for their complexions, their forms, their hair and innumerable other charms, but what of men?
 Last winter Q number of society girls and even some of the married women ot certain city were in an ex- citing fiutter over new beau in their set. He was young fellow, well in- troduced, with apparently plenty of means, and always clad In fine and fashionable raiment. He was neither bright nor witty, but good-looking, of the mysterious, melancholy, swarthy skinned, dark-eyed type, and oh, myl what a figure he had! He was tall, with superb chest and shoul- ders and the most symmetrically moulded limbs imaginable. He was impressed with his own personal at- fractions and managed to convey . similar impression to the females of his acquaintance.
 Before the end of the season Walter Baldwin-such was the enchanter's name-was engaged to old Money bags daughter, and her mother gave grand fancy costume ball In honor of the event. Walter ordered a magnificent Romeo costume in which his figure would be displayed to the best ad- vantage, and also pearl girdle for his fdncee, who of course would imper- sonate the ill., fAted Jaliet. When the night arrived the two lovers were con- spicuous people In the large assembly, and Juliet the most envied of her sex. Through the mazes of the dance she swept with proud air of possession. Suddenly, while resting in secluded corner, she heard a suppressed litter and then the voice of lady friend, "See, George, don't MT. Baldwin look funny2"
 Juliet followed their gaze. This creature she had made & sort of hero of was dancing with 6 languorous, easy grace; but alas, his legs! Instead of the well-rounded calves being in their proper places, they were re- versed, and as the dancer moved in the lanciers that particular part of his physique shifted up and down his shank At last the music ceased and Walter conducted his partner to a seat in one of the drawing rooms, where some twenty people were sit- ting and standing about. Every one smiled mockingly as he seated himself beside her.
 His betrothed's brother, lad of eight tender years, had been allowed to watch the dancers, and stood in the center of the room idly gazing around him. Then all in moment his eyes grew large with wonder, and his shrill, high pitched voice fell upon the peaceful, pleasant assembly.
 "Oh, myl Mir. Baldwin, what pe- culiar legs you hsvei"
 It was cruel stroke to give a poor devil, especially a would-be hero. Walter gave a start and wildly glanced at his lower extremities. His dark skin turned a ghastly white, and as soon as possible he crept hnmbly away.
 Later, when his crest fallen lady had disrobed, she found note caught in the pearl meshes of her girdle which evidently had been written by the costumer and intended for Walter:
 "I made your chest two inches broader and your legs proportionately larger. Be sure 10, adjust the calves with care, as they are new patents"
 The following morning the de- throned Adonis received the message, inclosed with a few lines from his former fancee. "Cotton has gone down in the market and patents are always risky. When I care to invest in either I will let you know. Until then do not call."-New Fork Mercury.