Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1888-09-13
SEASONED oAssNurs.


other men A. a suitor' H. married bis
wives and axed them afierward
What was Joan ~ Arc made of ,
Maid ~ Orleans. What allied hsrP
ioo much hot stake.
When did Caesar first 60 10 the Irishs
When hs crossed ths Rhine and weat
back to bridgo H.
The name ~ what celebrated scotch
man does a pcr-on mention when tho
hir-d man raps on the door' John
knox.
When the hoy complains tha, tho
meat l. tough and his father ADVISES
him what to do about Il. the name ~
what great writer does ha mentionp
| Chaurpr
Nhrn sere Napoleon's clothes rag
gcdP When ho Wa out a. Elb,
Mhen did Goorge Washington take a
carriagep When h. took a hack At tho
cherry trre
The uamcs " What thrce writer.
does a man use when he puts hi. hand
on ha' stove? Dickens. Hewitt. burns
II the founder 81 pennsy lvania /,
mothers sister. kept a pastry shop.
what would they call the rates At
which thcy sold their pio,' Pirate. q
/ Pcuzance
What j. the diIrrcncs between tho
/ Prince ~ Nalrs and butnb- shrllP Tine
IL h,ir 20 the throno aud lho other i.
thrown to The air
The name ~ what character IA hls-
/ cory does por-on mention ben ak
ing "a" servant ." pat coal on the hroP
I Philip tho Great
Nhy l- Westminster Abboy like q
I arp-plase' II contain. the ashes ~ the
. great
/ When 4 paper money first mentioned
. % 'he 8ihlos When tho dove brought
The ErvenharS ~ the ark
Why was Noah lias . hungry caip
H. went forty days aud forty Night.
without finding Ararat
Why ua. Pharaoh daughter like =
merchant iu Wall strccl2 she found
n little prophet Ia the rushos on the
hank
When Waz a theatsr hr-t mentioned
in th. Blbl,p When Jo.rph VA.
thrown from tho family circle into the
pit
Why l. stick ~ candy like "a racs
h"rse' The morr you lick i the fsstor
it gros.
When should we read tho book ~
naturra When autumn turns the
leaves.
What bridge l. warranted 10 sup
port any sirain' Tho bridge Of
fiddle.
Why Is the letter q like dcathp III.
at The end ~ lifr
Why 6. tho vowel the only one
soundria because all the other. are
inaudihla
Why i the happie-t 81 the vowelsp >
Because Il l. the crntar 81 bliss. while
q 9. in bell and the rest arr Ia purga-
tory.
Why l. 'he letter like a Pig. taIlP
u l. ~ the end ~ pork
Why l. the l-iier like thundore II
makes our cream sour sseam
Why l. . tia eau tied a. dogs tail
like doaih' n r. bound Ia occur
What y Tho difference h-twean \
dog's tail and a rich mani One keeps
a wagging' aud the other keeps a car.
riagc.
What h the diIcronce between an
apple and pretty grip Ono you
squeere 81 g., cider, and the other you
gvt side her 10 -quoeEe
Why y a city official like church
bsllg Ono steals from the people and
The other peals from the si.eple.
What Is the dif.Rsncc between an
cngineer aud schonl-tsarherP Oua
trains tho mind and tho other minds
The train
What kiu l. the door-mai to the doorP
A stop father
What Il the board ~ educaiionP The
-chaol-mastor shingia
What i the difference between an
old woman aud pretty grip tine 4.
hairless and cappy and tho other is
careless and happy.
Why dos.. sailor know there.
man in the moon9 he has been N sea
why l. doctor never seaslckP lies
used 10 $50 sickness
What i II that will give cold. cure
cold aud pay the DOCTORS bill A
draught
Why does an old maid wear mlttensP
To keep OF the chap.
Why II man Who makes pens very
wickeda lie makes people s,eol pens
aud thea says they do write.
What stickssh closer than q brotherp
A postage stamp. by gum.
What h a waist Of tiEneP The middle
~ an hour-gla-s.
Why Is the north pole like an Illicit
whisky mannfactorys II h sccrot
still
why ls Il easy IN get In an old mans
hoases Because his gait h broken and
his locks are few.
What does a man take when he has
a mean wifeP Nc takes an elixir Che
licks herl.
Why Il q door In a potential moodP
Ii's would. or should be.
Why is sheet Of writing paper like
laEy dogg A sheet Of writing paper Is
an ink-lined plain. and an Inclined
plain IL slope up.
why IL a eats tail like the earthi
II II far 70 the end.
What Is the diherenee between q sol.
dier and a pretty womang One fanes
tha powder and the other powdenl tho
face.
Why Il II dangerous 10 90 out In
springP Because the trees shoot the
flowers have pissils. and the bulrush lz
cut - CAioago Mad