New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-02
THE TALK OF THE DAT.

good colorcd brother in Georgia recently vro's
10 his bishop for a clerical supply az follows; send
us bishop to preach. II you can't send us bishop
send us a sliding elder; II you can't send us sliding
elder send us stationary preacher; If you can't send
him. send us a circus rider. II you can't spare him,
send locus preacher; If you can't spare locus
preacher send exhauster' That settled II, and
he got a preacher
Literary Note.-Rcgna Won Parker The onehgn.
dred and enthsi., West. hcress. has Just ORGANIZED
served served at O'Clock; then whist non, 80 M H.
hour supper will 6c served Much improvement Is
expected in the literary drcctipn.-tIime
great deal OF this talk about politics in The
G. A. r. is b.
An observant Boy" Hold on sis exclaimed on
Of Inc little Rambo boys a. he paused az the door
Don't go into the house. Tho minister IS making
. low do you known INQUIRED rs llitle sister,
can't you hear ma talking she's got her sun
day voice on --(C hicago Tribune.
The editor Of a Territorial weekly recently received
number Of letters from his subscribers urging him 90
publish his paper bweel0e lie did So but when
they found that this meant only once every two
weeks they looked In their dictionaries and decided
that a semi weekly what they wanted. IL is an In
torrstlng fact that while "bi-weckly' means once In
Two weeks tri-wcokly' three times week
Tho safe sldc-Mrs. sImpklns-My dear. ] wan.
you to he very careful a. Ms. Hghups party, and
don't talk loudly enough for every one 10 hear wnst
gyS S% i1'' i'' 'A'''D'"7'
Miss Simpkns-Indced | VIII. ma. ana IN otneF
To be on the safe side I'll only talk when III. piano
IS going Philadelphia Record
PINK pertlcs for infants said to be the latest
novelty IN Chicago more natural color for such
parties would be yellow
Not in Everything" 10 you not think that tbs
world Is beautiful - sho said.
30 you not think that there is poetry in every
YES poetry in everything except the poems We sea
in the magazines. - Arkansaw Traveller
Il Think says prominent Hebrew gentleman.
that the time Is not far distant when Hebrews. az
well as Christians. viii worship on the fret dav
Of the week. There is no Jewish law forbidding
such a change and business interests demand tho
change as much as anything jewish merchants
can't close their places OF business two days each
week. and If We open stores on sunday We srs
roundy censured by the Christians, and many refuse
10 patronlze Us that account The Jewish press
IS working TO bring about the change and
reform greatly 10 he desired
Her Apology Bauble severely MISS shNpsOn, I
understand you say that ms attempts at Wit arr simply
lauEhaOie. .
Miss sharpson with much humlhtyb-My dear w
Baube | Withdraw my words To call your foxes
laughsble Is to grossly m!s'epresent them, assure
YOU Accident News.
The people Of Washington take a great deal mos
interest Just now I'm John Ward, shorHtop,- than
In John Ward. Preacher
f. woody Boynton, OF Portland, has invented :
bicycle locomotive which is expected TO travel
200 miles an hour Under the middle Of the bol.e.
feet in diameter and cast at the Portland Com
n oGys sn& Cn ether sumner de Of the great dv
i a crank, 90 take the place Of the ireades OF
common bicycle Philadcphia Record
The Camden, N. j., marriage broking clcreymcn are
AZ Il again. Says a hackman OF that town: q" few
days ago one Of the preachers to and as e
II was taking many couples to Camden now. told
him / catching my share, and then no wanted
to know If lad any particular p"isoh toA him
hadn't and he gave me his card. asked him II
there was anything In It aud hr sad VI ldn's
get left. lie was pretty good fellow and said I
would get from ~ up according to tho size Of his
fee have got the card of another preacher, though
who never gives less than ~. even II he loses BY
H. lie wants keep the trade, you see" Another
hackman says: These Camden marriages arc snaps:
and would be chumps tn give away tho preachers
that put a few extra dollars In our pockets have
got one Cooperst that Is good for Is for
every couple / bring him But he is Heightened
preacher and gets good fees. Tho other preachers
give up from 81 to a. according to the fees they get
themselves
Care Of Property.-Youns wife Cat balll-you are
rrSSr now x nseG 20 ,ear nav dresses
Young lIushand-l-es Wasn't buying EN- tLen'-
Philadelphia Record.
Liquor dealers who give credit IN Vermont cannot
legally collect the amount OF their bills The courts
have officially declared whiskey hot 10 be a persona
grata In that State.
Philstines-We have heard OF a woman In picturs
gal cry who asked the subject OF dnc pa Ing am -
being toll Nydia OF pompeii.' immediately shouted
70 her deaf companion the supposed Information N
IDIOT from bombay Almost equal 10 uis Was
comment overhead at the Metropolitan Museum re.
Gently. A buxOm lass from down East, Who was
viewing the Wolfe collection, said: " Did Catha,lns
Wolfe paint all these wasn't she genius f'-t'hnS
tian Adv
An Australian paper seriously discusses the Mug
wump, under the impression that It Is ROCKY
Mountain ass, recently discovered.
Paying Them of.-Magszine Editor-p'd you pay
tho artist who illustrated the great poem, Nhnst
mas Chimes first page
secrciary-Yes sir. Sent him check for t.o0.
Good How much did you pay tho engfavorT
sent him So -
Yes. Is there any money left
About seventeen cents
"vsry we'll Send IT 10 the man whs ~-"s- 'As
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