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The Portland daily press., 1888-04-04
WIT AND wisDo NJ.

"Howdy, Awthaw?''
"Hswdy Chawly? What's wong?"
"Why, Awthaw, you know lhat Vuigah "owoy
WHAT, the felah that says either fob ither?'
"The vewy same
"Well what did he do?"
"Why, he looked at me veal widely this morn
ing as was pawsing by and said: Dean me!
adyahtise that his menawgawy was entlahly
destwoyedv "
The best remedy for neuralgia, chronic rheuma-
tism, and govt is Salvation Oil. Price 20 cents.
"If had to walk ten miles for it, would notbe
without DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup in my family" is
what we heard lady say few days since.
Old Mrs. Bently-Haye We heerd anything about
Mrs. Brown lately, Obedlah? ., ,o,sooo
Old Mr.. Bently-She died several Gays ago.
Old Mrs. B.~I never heerd of it, Poor soul, an
~ oI I'D Mr. B-Yes dead an buried.
Old Mrs. B.-An' buried, too! Oh, my; wuss an
wussl
Must not be confounded with common
cathartcs or purgative pills. Carriers Little Liv-
er Pills are entirely unlike them in every respect.
One trial viii prove their superiority.
A small boy was requested to look up the word
ANONYMOUS and use 1t in sentence. He found
the meaning TO be without a name and there-
upon handed the following TO his happy parent:
"Mamma has given us new DaDyi IL Is ahohy-
NOUS"
Have no equal as prompt and POSI-
tive cure for sick headache, blliousness, constpa
ton pain in the SIDE and all liver troubles. Car
ter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
Plantation Philosophy
Eben de truff dat comes frum liar is sorter
De Oery men dat tries ter hide dar age tries ter
Mos any man would ruther you'd say dat he's
toll er smart lie den er ignunt trun: ,.,n,anoas
DE man whut has de mos pleasant quaihtahoos
mighty often has de fewer real friens.
What Constitutes Family Medicinef
preparation which is adapted to the relief
and cure of ailments to which members OF a
household are most subject, and which Is not
only alleged to do this, but has long and unfall-
ingIy proved its ability to DO IL assursoE nc
serves the title of reliable Falnliy Meulcine.
Among the tjme-hOnored preparations, which
exnerlence and the sanction of the medical pro.
fession indicate as deserving OF popular regard
and eonfdence is Hostetter's Stomach Btters,
medicine adapted TO the eradication OF dyspepsia,
constipation and billiousness tne tnree most hre
Derived from botanic parentage, 1t Is efficient as
well as pure and wholesome. 1t relieves nervous
disquietude and inactivity of the kidneys, and
counteracts a tendency TO rheumatism. For re-
newing tagging strength and imparting appetite
it can be implicitly relied upon. Fever and ague,
rheumatism and debility are remedied by 1t.
At the Park:
Mr. Bacque (who is showing the sights OF the
tOwn)-Look at those SEALS Miss Hutt! Don't
you think they're sorter interesting? see EN-
flop aboutl'
Miss HUT (sternlyl-I think they're an awful
waste of raw material, if you wanter know, MI
Baeque / calculate there's sacgue and nan
i'm each of those insects, ana now they're natural
lied don't s'pose there's cent OF duty on en-
Where did you say the monkeys cage wasp
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Memoranda.

Arat Cienfuegos 25th, ship Alice NJ Minott.
Dipkerson, Barbados.
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BOOTHBAY. April 3-Sld schs Helen, White,
Rockand for New York; Odell, Wade. Belfast for
Boston; Jas Ponder, Bullock, do for do; Annie
Lewis. Rockand for New York; Louis Hodgd0n
Hodgdon Rockand for do; o M Marrett, Wyle,
do for Boston; A w Ellis, Ryder, from do for New
York.
EAST MACHIAS, March 30-Sld, sch Addie
Fuller, Sanborn, New York.
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STEAMERS.
MAINE STEAMSHIP COMPANY
For NEW YORK.

steamers leave Franklin Wharf on Wednesdays
and Saturdays at p. m. Returning, leave Pier
50, East River, New York, on Wednesdays and
Saturdays at p. m. j. Is. COYLk,
sept2i-dtf General Agent
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pIMPLES, blackheads, red, rough, chapped an
II lM oily skin prevented by CUTICuRA Soar.

Skin Success Soap is carefully medcated, and
specially adapted for treating all diseases OF tho
skin.
Eruptions of Face, Scalp .or body positively
cured by Palmers Skin Success. Soap and ONT
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TEChET UFFfCEi
IS Exchange ST., and Dsuoi Foot 0! ladIa Street.
JOSEPH HICKsON, General Manager.
VIM. EDGAR, q. p. A.,
yoy, 28, 1887. j. STEPHENSON. Supt.
BOSTON AND MAINE r. r
Ina effecs sunday, Oct. rs, 1857.
WESTERN DIVISION.

BOSTON AND MAINE u. x
Ina effecs Sunday, Oct. rs, iss7.
WESTERN DIVISION.
For HosIon 7.3O, $40 a. M, 12.4O. $50 p. m.
BosiOn for Portland 100, $50, q. M. LOO:
500 D. M, connecting with 935 p. m. train for
PortIand.) scnroro Bench, PINE Point,
sneO, Biddeford 7.3O. $40, 1926 a. m, $50,
$3.50 els D. m. Old Orchard, 7.30, $40,
10. rs a. m, 124O. $50, $3.50, 6.l5 p. m. North
Berwick Great Falls, Doyei 7.30, $40 am,
Lnwrence, LEVEL, 7.30, $40 a. M, 12.4O,
$3.50 y. N. Rochester, Fnrmin gtoB, Alton
Hay, s. 40 a. m, 1910, 3.30p. m. manehestsr
and Concord (Yia LawTencel $40 a. m, (yia SO.
Newmarket Junction. $50 ~. m.
via Eastern Div. 10 ScarD0ro Crossing.
SUNDAY TRAINS
Tor Boston 100, 4.15 p. m. via East Div, 10 Scar
boro Crossing.
EASTERN DIVISION.
For Fgo.tou att2 90 am daily, 10 90 am, 81. 90,
1000 D. M. Boston for Portland 7.3O, 300 q.
M, 1890 p. m. (.s7.O 90 pm. daily. Cape Eliza
beth, 900 a. m. $50 D. m. West. Dw. Pass.)
saco 900 am, 100 pm. Biddeford 200, 300
am, LOO, 500 D. m. Portsmouth,, Newbury-
port, salem, Lynn 200, 900 a. M, loo, 600
D. m. Amesbury 3. 90 am, LOO, coop. m.
tConnects with Ran Lines for New York.
Connects with Sound Lines for New York.
ssWest Divislon-North Berwick TO Searboro
Through Tickets to all points West and South
Tor sale at Portland station Ticket Omce and
at alien Tickes Once, 40 Exchange street.
JAS. T. FURBER, GenI Manager.
Boston
u. 3. FLANDERS, Ten. p. q T.. A.
M. L. WILLIAMS, Genl Agent,
oet21du Portland
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FROM MERCHANTS EXCHANGE.
Sid I'm Dunkirk LIST inst, ship Hecla, Snow, for
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Plantation Philosophy:
Eben de truff dat comes frum liar is sorter
tainted. .
DE Oery men dat tries ter hide dar age tries Ter
show dar 'sperence. 49,.
Mos any man would ruther you'd say DAT ne IS
t0l' er smart lie den er ignunt trun ,..
De man whut has de mos pleasant 'quaintahces
mighty often has de fewer real frien's.
The Portland daily press., 1888-04-04

Some most excellent bargains in Chill
dren's Knee Pants are to be found at our
store.
Lot 5,47a-75 Pairs of 70 cent Knee
Pants at only 80 cents
Lot 5,776.-Ss Pairs SLID Knee Pants
at only sl13
Lots 5,7Os and $500, 600 pairs each
LOTT one lot dark and the other light
color, All Wool Double and Twist,
very seryiceable, sold everywhere at
S1.75 a pair; our price S120
30 dozen 40 cent Braces at only 10 cents
PRICES Mr. L H. HANNAFORD. lately
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GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY or CANADA
WINTER ARRANGEMENTS.

ON and after MONDAY, Nov. -, 1857
trains will rum as feiiewsf
DEPARTURES,
Es< Auburn and Lewiston, 80 and SAD
a. m. and 12.45 and $40 p. m.
For Gorbam, S.46 a. m. and 1.3O and b.2Op,
For Gorhan, Montreal and Chiesgo, s.46
a. m. and 1 80 p. m.
For Quebec, 1. 80 D. m
For BnckneId and Crnton, S.4b a. m. and
ARRIVALS.
From Lewiston and Auburn, s.46 q. u.
12.16, 3.1b, 5.46 and Gas y. m.
From Gorham, {. AS a. m, H. and 6.45 D. nj.
From Chicago and Montreal, 12.tb and
Gas p. m.
FROM Quebec, 1915 p. m.
Pullman Palace Sleeping cars on night train ana
Parlor cars on day train between Portland and
TICKET OFFICE,
IS Exchange ST., and Dsuci Foot 0! !adIa Street.
Lowest fares from Portland, Yarmouth juno
ton and Danville Junction as follows: To Chica-
go, s21.0o and $4,000 Detroit, s16.76 and
$1,000; Kansas City, $3.50 and s28.S6; s..
Paul $50. so and $500; st. Louis Via Detroit,
s25 90 and S21 rs; st. Louis via. Chicago, $3.50
and s24.90; California, $3.50 and S63.75.
JOSEPH HICKsON, General Manager.
VIM. EDGAR, g. p. A.,
Nov %, 1887. j. STEPHENSON. Supt
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EXCURSIONS TO CALIFORNIA
EVERY WEEK Via ALL LINES.

For tickets and information, apply TO the Ticket
Agent Boston q Maine II. r., Commercial sti eet
| Station. Lowest rates TO all points West and
South. dec20dm
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BUSINESS CARDS.
DR.. E. B. REED, CIaIrVoyant
and Botanic Physician.

Medical Rooms 80 Franklin St., Portland, Me.
nR. REED treats all chronic diseases that flesh
~ is heir to; all cases that are given up as in
durable by the allopathlc and homeopathic ply
sicians, will take their case to treat and cure
them. l find that about four-fliths OF the cases
given up to die can be cured. Examinations at
distance by letter with their full name and place
of residence mad one cent stamp and $500 Ex-
animation at the Office S1.00. Consultation free.
Office hours a. IN. to D. m. sep14u
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CONGRESS ST. STATION,

a few minutes later where through tickets and
baggage checks may be obtained for principal
points East and West. might express with
sleeping car attached runs every night sundays
Included, through TO Bangor but not to Skowhe-
gan on Monday mornings or to Belfast and
Dexter or beyond Bangor on Sunday mornings
will run through to Bar Harbor on and after May
goth,
Trains are due In Portland as follows; The morn
Ing train from Augusta and bath o.4b a. M
Lewiston, $50 a. NJ; from Knox = Lincoln
II. r. 1920 p. m; day trains from Bangor at
12.4O, 12.4b p. M The afternoon trains from
Waterville, Bath, Augusta and koekland AZ
Harrington and Lewiston, $50 p. M Night
Pullman at 1.50 a. m.
Limited Tickets, FIRST and second class, Tor
all points In the Provinces ON sale na re.
hnrah rnaen.
The Portland daily press., 1888-04-04

No matter whether you are or not.
If suffering from Dizziness or Pressure in Head
Spots before Eyes, Pain Around Palpitation OF
Heart, Pain in Region of Heart with feelings of
suffocation. Ringing Sound in Ears, Numbness
Prickly Sensation Of Limbs, especially the Arm.
Pain between Shoulders and in Side, Dry Cough,
Flatulence Sour Stomach, or If suffering from Ce-
neral Debility with Loss of Appetite,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Chinese Factions.

CHICAGO, July ga dispatch from
San Francisco says war has broken
out in Chinatown again, between two
powerful factions of highbinders. A
rich old pawnbrOker named All Sing
Surf, belonging to the See Yup
society, purchased a good looking girl
in Hong Kong recently, and had her
shipped to San Francisco, as his
daughter. Some hard swearing had
to be done 70 get the girl through the
custom house, as she was only four
teen years old, and evidently half
breed. Several highbinders belong
ing to Cab Sin Sur, society of
professional robbers and perjurers
corroborated the pawn brokers testi-
mony, and he was allowed to carry
off his prize to Chinatown. A rival
highlander, a head man in the Ro
jim Saar society, resolved to abduct
the girl, and Sunday night, accom-
panied by four armed cut threats, he
burst in the pawn brokers' lodging
and carried her away, after knocking
the old man in the head, so that he
lay stunned for an hour. When the
pawn broker recovered, he appealed
to the Cab Sin Sorr highbinders 10
rescue the girl, and melted by pro-
fessional pride, and reward of sew
eral hundred dollars, the highbinders
opened war on the kidnappers. Sew
eral hot skirmishes have occurred
within the last As hours, and hslf a
dozen Cinnamon have been injured by
hatchets, and pistol shots. A detail of
police has been sent TO Chinatown to
repress the heather beligerents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Latest From the CONGO.

LONDON, July 3.-The steamer
Volta has arrived at Liverpool with
Congo dispatches up to May 81, with
fuller details concerning the camp of
Aruwhimi. The camp was suffering
from lack of food, and from maIadies
arising from the surrounding swamps.
Accommodating parties which had ad-
vanced along SANKEY'S route, passed
quantities of human bones, which
were apparently the remains of
the victims who had fallen in
the fights between Stanley's follow
ers and the natives. No relief has
been received by the camp from Tip
poo lib. Major Bartholow be-
lieves that Stanley was not more
than 500 miles beyond the camp, in
the direction of Khartoom, and was
preparing to strike his tents, and
push and join him.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Charge Against a Contractor.

PITTsBURG, July 3.-Richard Ne
wins, ex-resident government archi-
tect of the United States courthouse
and pOstoffice, now being built here,
has been arrested upon charge pre-
ferred by U. S. Special Agent Brooks,
of making fraudulent claims against
the government for certain work in
constructing the United States court
house and postoffice, alleged to have
been done by one Bowman, but which
was never performed. The aggregate
of the claims are about $4,000. Nevins
is now in charge of the United States
special agent. Chambers, awaiting
bondsmen. He claims to be able to
satisfactorily explain charges.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Object to English Interference

BERLIN, July 3.-The Rheinisch
West shaleasche Zeitung, Gree Con-
servative,) asserts that it was the
Emperor's will that England should
not be mentioned in the speech from
the throne, and adds: Something
more will be heard of English inter-
ference with German affairs. Although
the question regarding Doctor Mac
Kennels action is allowed to slide,
the adoption of similar course will
not be followed regarding the docu-
menGs left by Emperor Frederick, and
now in England, relating to negotia-
lions with Frederick, while at San
Reno, to consent to the regency UNI
der his or the present empress"
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
ghe Daily Eight.
Office No. a East Commerce Street.
THE FOURTH.
How Independence Day Will be
Celebrated Tomorrow.

How Independence Day Will be
Celebrated Tomorrow.
Uncle Sam will be one hundred and
twelve years of age tomorrow, and
the nation at large will celebrate.
San Antonio has her celebration too,
such as it will be, only the firemen
deserving credit for it's arrangement.
The department will assemble in uni
form on Alamo plaza at o'clock to-
morrow morning and will be inspect
ed by the chief, after which in pro-
cession, headed by the military band,
they will proceed down Com
merce street to North Flores
street, through that street to West
Houston street, and thence to Turner
hal, where street cars will be taken
for San Pedro Springs. Arriving
there a fine lunch will be partaken of
and the independence proclamation
will be read, and then the firemen are
at liberty to 60 where they please and
enjoy the day. In the evening there
will be display of fireworks at the
Springs, and band of music will be
in attendance.
At Muth's garden there will be fire.
works and music. In the afternoon
there will be game of base ball.
A prize shooting contest takes place
at San Pedro park tomorrow after
noon.
All the county and city offices will
be closed tomorrow and the county
commissioners will adjourn their
Board of Equalization.
There will be dance and general
picnic tomorrow at Noyes' ranch,
formerly the Enoch Jones ranch) on
the Medina, near the Cara crossing.
A large party of young gentlemen and
ladies of this city will attend and
Artzt's string band has been engaged.
The Farmers Alliance will have a
grand barbecue and dance near La
cOste station, at the Medina river
crossing. A number of San Antonians
are going there.
The celebration at New Braunfels
will take away a number of our Ger
man citizens. A shooting contest will
take place.
Corpus Christi will also claim a
number of citizens. Messrs. Mickle-
john, Schryver and Ed. Polk leave for
that town this afternoon.
Capt. Ed. Braden invites all his
friends to celebrate the day with him
at his ranch below the city. He will
have plenty of beer for all who come.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Building Permits.

Ed. Stoves, ST., new roof on building
northwest corner of Buena Vista and
South Pecos streets; $50.
Fred Small, lumber dwelling, cor.
ner Walnut and Goliad streets; $3.50
E. r. Heidrich, lumber dwelling
corner Nolan and Chestnut streets;
5.
c. F. Ziegler, Misunderstanding to
building, east side Cameron street
5.
Refugio DeLeon, lumber dwelling,
south side north Laredo street; s.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
The Rifle Team,

A. Stoves, E. Bosch, A. Guenther,
Ed. Stoves, Jr., r. H. Aiken. Ed.
Dreiss, Geo. Bartholomaie, G. Groos,
John Mushall, H. Faust, Chas. Hum
mel, etc., leave for the New Braunfels
state rifle tournament this afternoon.
Excursion rates are good from today
ending July 9Th.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
viii Reduce the Armies.

BERLIN, July st is believed that
after a definite understanding with
Russia has been established, EN-
peror William will propose that the
European powers reduce their ar
mamentS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
The Kind of a Man Morton Is.

The Kind of a Man Morton Is.
New York Press.
Levi P. Morton never was charita-
BILE for the sake of votes, but if all the
unfortunates who had profited by his
benefcence to New York charities
were assembled in a convention they
would Guido the Chicago body that
nominated him for vice president.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03

The criminal charges against Paul
Holewick, by his wife, were dismissed
by Justice McAllister yesterday, the
wife having refused to appear against
her husband. They have kissed and
made up and are going to California.
1t is presumed that the divorce suit
brought by her will also be dismissed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Off for New York.

The following citizens leave San
Antonio today and will sail for New
York by the Mallory steamship,
"Comal," tomorrow: N. E. Rob-
erts, wife and niece, Miss
Adela Radaz, Miss B. Garlick,
Mrs. d. Marx, Miss Lamb, Mrs. Sill
yer, Mr.. and Mrs. E. B. Chandler, Mr..
A. and Mr.. H. Ct. Staacke.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
BETTER THAN BLOODY BATTLES

General Wheatcroft Nelson says:
"My experience in the English army
as well as in America, convinces me
that nothing so thoroughly purifies
the blood or adds to health, vigor and
life as Acker's English Blood Elixir.
This great Remedy is sold by
RAGLAND & Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
A Royal Divorce.

BELGRADE, July Skiing Milan
has applied to the church synod for a
judicial separation from his wife,
Queen Natalie, on the ground of an
insuperable aversion to her.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03

Glory Enough for One Man.
Hurrah for Ben Harrison Ohio
gave him birth and Indiana claims
him, but he belongs to the United
States and will be the next president.
Newark American.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Weather Bulletin.

WASHINGTON, June 30.-Indications
for Texas for "a hours, commencing
at p. m. today: Slight changes in
temperature, fair weather, followed by
local, southerly winds.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Marriage Licenses.

VIM. H. White to Alice M. Went
worth.
Thomas Perez to Ascension Castro.
Chas. Ellis Stevens to Catherine j.
Butler. E
Henry Thompson to Lizzie Fields.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
FLAMING FIRE IN THE VEINS.

We hold positive proof that Acker's
English Blood Elixir cures all blood
poisons where cheap sarsaparillas
and so-called purifiers fail. For sale
by RAGLAND & Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
4th of July at the Springs.

at San Pedro Springs all day and con-
clude with grand ball at night. Dur,
ing the evening there will be grand
display of fireworks.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Further DeveIopement in the Tria

LONDON, July 3.-On the resump-
ton today of the trial Of the libel suit
of Frank Hugh O'Donnell VS.. Times,
Lucy, of the Daily News, was further
cross-eXamined with view to show
ing that O'Donnell and Parnell were
the chiefs of the Irish party, when
Gladstone denounced the league.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03

Swatara off the Breakwater.
DELAWARE BREAKwATER, July g.
The Swatara, with General Sheridan
on board, arrived off the breakwater
about IL o'clock this morning.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Cutter With British Schooner.

KEY WEST, July 3.-The revenue
cutter Crawford has arrived here, hav-
ing in tow the British schooner Ad-
mired, captured off Fowhey Rock
Light, turtle fishing.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
The Glorious Fourth.

The employers of the LIGHT desir-
ing to celebrate the 4th of July, there
will be no newspaper printed tomor-
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
In the Line of Promotion.

New York Sun.
Major Mckinley was not
but the result of the week promotes
him to the rank of Major General
among Republican leaders.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
LATEST TELEGRAPHIC NEWS
Associated. Press Dispatches and
Specials Up to the Hour Of
Going to Press.

The Prospective Regal Visit.
ST. PETERSBURG, July 3.-Emperor
William will arrive at st. Petersburg,
August third, the Czarina's fete day.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-07-03
Everybody is Invited

Everybody is Invited
To witness the balloon asc ensions,
July 4tA, at Sim Harris cigar store.
Three balloons each 20 feet, will be
sent up with prizes attached.