The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1888-12-27

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mention is made whether he is GOOD
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they viii relate anecdotes, how st: ngy-
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txAup tAall y was, ana how her grand
mother used touseH beans and butter
milk. and sweeten her cotfecswith mo.
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laundry. John will ,gnash his tseth,.
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must be able to lay her hand ON G. cry:
thing in anPseconds time that her lord
and ,mpsssx nmyV want for "A man
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t'cra1lial covering which was ,bout
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of average thickness would cover an
inch sRf zpacc. tfhc blonde: bello has
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