New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Milwaukee Episcopalans ncedlessly ex-
cited over the alleged High Church tendencies OF the
Rev DR.. knight, their bshop-ecct AS matter OF
fact he is conservative churchman; and IL is even
said that he is opposed to the ultra High Church
party.
al found odd Hutch in a downtown restaurant one
genial crowd. lie in sociable mood and
asked him give the secret of his success as he
certainly must have found the true secret of money
making He sized me up for minute and said II /
his life Well sir. he began from tho time he was
born and never SKIPPED single thing regarding his
calling me with his story. lie began talking about 10
o'clock and kept at 1t until the next mornnG 81, Then
hadn't made a t-(Chicago Mail
The recent Phil DAILY incident was Godsend to the
out-oftown correspondents, some Of whom are fairly
outdoing themselves in describing for our country
cousins the neither side Of New-York.
OFF FOR HAYTI.
Oh, our fleet is on the sea,
And IN Haytl presently
There'll be Qualtng such as earthquakes might pro-
For the Haytlans little prize
VIII slip of before their eyes.
While their warlike buster vanishes in smoke.
Things have come to quite pass
when our prestige hath alas
Dropped so very low that these presumng folk
Dare to seiZc upon what's ours.
Like the moro important powers,
And it's quite high time we'd end their little JOKE.
Canada our plans may dish,
And deny our right 10 fish,
In a way that's most unnelghborly and queer
And vessels she may selzs
As her blue nose nagnates please.
But we'll draw the line at lIayt1, never fear.
-(Boston Budget.
A Swedish scientist. who claims to have discovered
the secret of petrffyng wood large scale. says
that by means Of his process the largest wooden
buildings may be petrfed. But 1t will cost 81 800
a cubic inch to petry wood, It is not likely that the
invention will be very popular.
The Carriage Test.-Llttle Daughter-Mamma, may
| play with that little girl next door,
Mrs. Tptop (severelyl-Certanly not. Her papa
goes to his business In street-car He hasn't a
Well can play with Salle Llveryman. around
the, corner Her papa has twenty five carriages
"No: he has too many. Philadelphia Record.
Says one of the apostles of high culture in Chicago
A man here only look at the compass In his own
heart, fix his eyes on the everlasting stars in the
armament OF thought and push ahead Hence there
Is possibly more thinking to the square inch done in
Chicago than in any other city in America There Is
no escape from It. Amid all the conflicting intel
ccual currents which drag and drive one here, the
mind which does not grasp the helm and steer some
where is lost IA the whirlpool of intellectual mad
ness
HE DIDN'T GO
Where are you going TO. my pretty maid
I'm going TO the dry goods store, she said.
May go with you. my pretty maid
you may II you'll walt outside, she said.
How long shall wait for you, my pretty maid
Unul look over the samples, She said
And how many samples, my pretty maldi Some OF
calico some of Silk Of piQue. OF linen, some
OF lawn some OF velvetribbons, trimmings, buttons
gloves laces, embroiderles-
cannot 40 with you he gloomily said.
-(BostOn Courier.
General Greedy is very popular socially but people
are always afraid that he will bring his weather along
with him.
Busy place.-FIrst IIaclman (scene Camden Ferry
on arrival OF bOaD-Right this way ladies and gen
tIeinen carriage 10 any part of the city
second Hackman-C arrage TO Lovers Hotel, only
80 cents
Third Hackman-Rght this way II you think you
are followed and want q fast team Three minutes
to the pole and no extra chargel
. Fourth Hackman-Carragoi Carriagoi Only
thoriged hack for the Rev. Mr. Hitchemsi
Firth HackmAn-Frco coach to the 81. Cupid