Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-10-13
THE FAMILY DOCTOR
0sses the Hasty Eater . scoiding and .
BIT Of Good Advice.

0sses the Hasty Eater . scoidinG and .
Bit Of Good Advice.
II there is any truth in the adage that
the ''way TO a mans heart As through his
sfomach," in nine cases out Of ten it
would be hard road to travel. When
you consider the enormous and varied
amount of material that strews its path,
you at once encounter many unpleasant
obstacles. The man who gets outside OF
hot soup, boiled ham, fried CLAIMS, pota-
toes, picked cabbage, pastry, ice cream,
and tea in fifteen minutes, and then
wonders why he feels so badly, is either
an ass or an idiot-very likelya melange.
He cannot understand it, when he is
30 constantly taking those celebrated
'tafter dinner pills" title that is simply
a cover for wrong doing. True, he paid
extra to have his pills gelatine coated TO
rr.ain their virtues the longer; bit he
IDENTIFY did not know that the tannin
j, the tea would convert that coating
I..;o q mass which the juices of the
stomach are powerleSs to affect, and so
no benefit is derived from the pills. He
goes on, however, stufling himself with
food-and the delusion that the more one
eats the stouter he grows. Ii is not the
quantity we eat, but what is asSimilated
that is, what the system is capable of
burning up as fuel TO increase our vital
energies. If you smother your fire with
too much coal, out it goes. Now the
dyspeptic, the sufferer of that most COM
mon trouble, indigestion, may feel its
presence by thousand different signs.
So numerous are they, that the mention
Of only few must suffice here.
For instance. he wakes with n stuify
headache, bad taste in his mouth, bolts
his breakfast, and rushes of to business.
His food repeats" as our English
friends say, his taste becomes sour and
hot, and SO does his temper. and he is not
altogether the most aniable Of mortals.
As the day grows apacn he has i'll defined
aches. and fancies his eye sight is failing,
and his irritability in reases. His clerks
live on pins and nee les, and his friends
say, ''what bore b. is getting to be, SO
full of ills"
Thus il goes or from bad to worse.
Think of that mar as a judge, and now
he might 'makC wretches hang that
jurymen may dire No doubt many a
verdict of today IS largely influenced by
poisonous butyric acid in the circulation
Of one who has too hastily consumed his
fodder. Ultimately, If he does not switch
off, he falls victim to nervous prostra-
ton and melancholia, fit tenant for any
asylum, which he often cheates by draw
ing q razor across his throat. All from
dyspepsia. There is no hyperbole in this
picture; you viii see many like it every
day. if you but keep your eyes open.
The remedyl Certainly not indiscrim-
mate drugging, a proceeding as foolish
as to load your dog with an elephants
burden and expect him to carry it. II
the stomach cannot take care of its ma
tural guests it will resent the intrusion of
foreigners.
The panacea is rest for the stomach By
the use Of light foods, and rest for the
mind by anything which will draw at
tention from the suffering organ. Few
things accomplish this latter better than
the diversion of hearing good music.
You may think il strange, but there is an
eminent physician abroad who writes
out prescription for music much as we
would for calomel. 1t possesses a Won
derful sway over the lower orders of life,
and you have often noticed the spirited
action of horse, the arched neck and
proud canter, when hearing the strains
Of martial music.
-,lsic cheers the soldier on the long
m:h and renews his tagging energies.
So viii it aid the dyspeptic. The instru-
mt t is a matter Of choice, the violin
hartily TO he recommended unless handled
BY master. for no instrument Is so
capable Of distracting wailings, when iB
the hands Of a novice. The voice is, paI
excellence. the best Of musical remedies
and four part songs are potent for good
dare say, you who have been victims
of atrociously bal performances will not
agree with me. But give the best trial
Just go to some, of the near by resorts
that offer so many harmonious attrac-
tions and try the curative effect Of a
''concord Of sweet sounds. Richard
Guernsey, NJ. d., in Once Week.