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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

Living On the Reputation Of Others.
: "Take everything that I have but ny
good name; leave me that and ! en- con-
sent" 30 said the philosopher. eosay al
manufacturers Of genuine articles to that
horde Of imitators which thrives upon the
reputation Of others. The good name Of
ALlcocK'a PoRoUs PLAsfERs has induced
many adventurers 70 put in the market i'm
itations that are not only lacking in tie
best elements Of the genuine article. but
are often harmful in their effects.
Tho public should be on their guard
against these frauds, and, when IN sxtsE.
nal remedy Is needed, be sure t0insist upon
having ALLCocK's PORoUs plastic.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

II we could only persuade that unwelcome
visitant, chills and fever, to do this, We
would be fortunate. But while we can't ex'
actly make it ''cut and run" we can uprooi
its hold upon the system in time with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. This il known
wherever malaria is periodical caller. II
IL, also, q matter of wide information that
tho Bitters cures biliousncss, dyspepsia,
debility and rheumatism.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15
Mr. SURE 100 feet on each side, and you
will have q square acre within an inch.

A GREAT mistake perhaps was made when
DR.. Sherman named his great remedy
Prickly Ash BITTERs; but it Is presumed
that at that time all remedies for the blood,
etc. were called Bitters. Had he called Il
Prickly Ash Regulator" I" Curative" or
almost anything but Bir'ers, il undoubtedly
would have superseded ali other prepare
tons OF similar character. The name Bit
tiers is misleading; it - purely medicine,
and can not be used as a beverage.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

TnE typewriter has banished much bad
writing, but il can't overcome the bed
epelling.-N o. Pic0yunA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

MANI . fellow who is whole souled has
20 20 10 a shoemaker and got half soled.-
"lstlsrills RsseEs
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

!5erd your address for FREE BOOK on
~. Liver. its Diseases and Treatment, To
D. Sanford, :ssl Broadway, New York.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

Tns man who brings suits 10 always
somewhat sad There 10 something plain
til about him. -Pitsbwvph Chronicle
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

A SORE Throat or Cough, il suffered to
progress, often results IN an incurablo
throat or lung trouble "i3r0rH's BsomcAtoS
Troehss" give instant relief.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

SMITH with smiling face)-What have
you got the blues about!
JONEs-Nothing to do. Times arc dull.
SMITm-Well, now, Old fellow, / am glad
struck up with you. You st right down
and write 10 b. F. johnson L. Co., of Rich
moud, Va, and they will put you in . way
70 make money faster than you ever did BE-
fore. / was out Of work, too, but began .
little correspondence with them and now I
am growing fat aud rich Too busy to talk
longer now.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

NEWSPAPERS that would scoru 70 LID
about any one frequently have printing
material lying about the Office.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

VERY often the "May lr' Of courtshiI
Is answered by the "YsI mus Of Wat
timony.-PMck
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

ACTORS, Vocalists, Public Speakers PRAISE
f1alc's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies TOothache Drops Cure in one minute.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

TnE attorney who makes Q speciality Of
Admiralty sases must know al shout tn
main law.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

SOMETIMES the last thing . man can do
when ruin is staring him in the face 10 Il
stare back At her.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

wo.Ds Of cheer Hurrahi nssri-
1txas Sftin0s.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15
SMITH with smiling face)-what hsv,

IT Is best not to dispute where there Il
no probabilities Of convincing.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

WHERE you can not climb over, yeo
mast creep under.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

II all depends on the way it Is said Il
makes Q great difference whether you call
q man Q "slick citizen" or q "p0llshed
gentleman ''-Teyru Hdufs Expreee.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

THBRE's . divinity that doth hedge =
King, but put three other kings and A
ace in the same hand and there'll b no
hedRing. Life.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

The law allowing three days grace on .
note does not apply to musicians; they
must take up the notes ct sight rs they
come due, or the whole will 90 70 protest
-Dunsrille Bree1e.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

CIN figuring mp the sum total Of the snake
kingdom much dependence Is placed on the
adder-Glens Fdfls Republican.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

noble men and women. The simple
but effective remedies which carried
them TO green old age are now repro
duced In Warner's Tippecanoe." apd
Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla and
other LO0 Cabin Reme6lieA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

Nor1INo will so retard the blcsso1,i1a
Of bud ding love as dog in the front yard.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

A TENDER attachment is often followed
By train Of disaster-Tms.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

Ii isn't 90 bad to be- disappointed III love
as III mafriage.-Chic00v Tribwse.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

PERsIsrExCY's jewel" il the way Z
travelling man perverts IN old proverb.-
Merchant Traveller.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

4 "DRorH OF 4 BOT" ought % MAKE .
fo0d "supe."-Harpsv's Baxar.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

II afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. lsaa
rhompson's Eye Water Druggists cell Il
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

The prize ring-the solitaire engage
Eent -Phfkk
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

A WHITE salutation-A milk shake.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15
Loo CABINS

Loo CABINS W0fO
strongholds Of love. con-
tentment, health and hap
piness. Coon skins wero
nailed to the door and
they were the happy,
homes Of strong, healthy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1888-12-15

nov each ors ~ ny Magazines contain: an osdse
emitting me 10 ar Ssetern Of eny sac ,,a. 49,
and : Magazine. besides. skas my whole 1nmny
scnS 16 cents 20 the publisher. W; JkNXINOS
DENORksf, 5 Z. 18th St. N. n. yon VII reee,vS ~
auecimcn nunhev, and you will certainly lose nSe2s
in0 for in e you 6iu Ind . pattern ofue1 WOstn =
cents; which IL you do not care 90 use. you Sneo
over 20 me- and III gSS you the " censs ~ ~
oaid for the opecimen COP tOtN v.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
SPECIAL BUSINESS ITEMS.

Remember this is the last week of the
mammoth clearance sale at Sachs store. 4
Last week to get Bargains at Sachs
pOrtunity. ~
If you have not had anv Bargains vet
from Sachs mammoth Clearance sale, 90
there at once, as this is positively the last
week of sale.
Last chance this week, to buy hand
some Lace or Embroidery Dress, at half
price at Sachs Clearance sale, positively
last week.
Drink Moxie at the q" Elite
Horns genuine Butter Scotch.
Genuine Butter Scotch (Horn's) for
coughs.
Magazines at Graenhalgh's, 100 Fort
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
Police Court.
WEDNESDAY, Aug. Is

w
John Sullivan and Michael Lynch ran
off with a horse and hack from the
Anchor Saloon. They are fined 81 lO
each for malicious mischief.
Leong Yuen pleads guilty to cruelty to
animals. and is fined $40. He was driv-
ing a horse with severe gals on his
breast.
CIVIL CASES.
HI. Agnew vs.. Sam Maikai. Action
of debt on a judgment rendered in this
Court on May %, 1885, for $l4 80.
Judgment confessed and with interest
and costs entered for 500.
John Prendergast VS.. Raymond San.
tos. Assumpsit for 5000. W. Z. Achl
for plaintiff. The case arises out OF the
management of the Portuguese club,
plaintiff having advanced money to de-
PENDANT to run the concern. Judgment
for defendant Appeal noted.
S. Lesser Vs. James Kaninau. ACTON
on note for $50 and interest. w. A.
Whiting for plaintiff; A. Rosa for de-
PENDANT. Judgment for plaintiff Tor
500 81. Defendant notes appeal.
Several cases are continued, settled
out of Court and discontinued.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16

Jr,Sb e.ppblicans .o,,e
w 90 Tor protec-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
bad AND GENERAL.

ndoes not leave till tomorrow.
al will hold an auction sale on
asning.
amer Kilauea HOu took about
BIO NoIokai last evening.
ratc sports elsewhere challenge
1.aOnets crew to a rowing race.
from Mr.. c. A. Brown on the
aNiQuestiOn is crowded out.
VS. big luau at Col. Boyd's
PMchbOwI street Wednesday
satered Prof. NJ. J. de Freitas'
.lMlged it, and failing to get
Escaped with trihes.
4l-al whose rig was plrated the
~ vas himself liable to prOsecu-
Ha7lg bis carriage unattended.
-1hly meeting OF the y. NJ. G. A,
IdEe this evening, will be omit
g0iheaOsence Of many members
2dy
iaH has made a genuine English
lie Tor the Boyd-Cleghorn we'd
aa8ani piece of work, yet quality
~fdan object than decoration.
'alng the Debating Society has
.A'l the question as to whether
'c ,- should not improve ex-
/, works before entering into
SEaings.
'-'''n reports a man of the
wa IN irons for homicide at Pan
'-'1 overheard Tuesday night,
'''5 o. him having been discov-
a''d to have been drowned.
VIC VeII-adyertised first annual
! ne Honolulu Arion is to take
!. waikiki. Full particulars are
~ n 'e'eFrsement elsewhere. The
- axe good care of all guests.
\, " Household Guards was beat
~. ,~n' 'hamefully along Queen
y, u'y noon. There was no DO
~ ''' and the rash kanaka was
,. ''l IN his villainous conduct by
4, ,.1'sFs' who seemingly consid-
NV 'un to see a wahine's hair
: Every direction.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
r,oppISG NOTES

Jersey will leave next
f. 5r Puget Puget Sound
oueen has been moved
i .ys.rt to take in sugar
W. ~ q Hall will leave to-
a.. :, for Maui and Hawaii
'-' riboliho leaves to-day
. Is tons Of coal for " "'msA'
2 2. Bishop and J. A.
'1 line from the other side OF
..,r cIipper bark WoOllahra,
l' JAMESON nm sailed August
a IN rs ballast, for Sydney, to
4. D l al When she passed
!. barkentine Planter, the
4. Il 5,, flag, which was responded
sT,bra Several sea captains
.S. - N witness her departure,
'- universal in their praise
" Y. vessel as she glided out
hll canvas.
I..,,n clipper tern W. $. Bovine,
|rfm BIGhm, sailed at 3 p. IN.
A IN With 1883 bags sugar for
~ She presented a very
!, As a she passed the spar buoy,
4 4, Vndward with all sails set.
IN we're the shippers: F. A.
! m l6-SO75 bags 1887 ,924 lbs. }
syger & CO.-1,9S6 bags (270,-
e1r Castle & COoke-628 bags
/ ngsr: T. H. Davies & Co.
.l!i5003 lbs.) sugar. Total
r6me,tic value, SCI $50 20.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
supreme COurt.-At Chambers
WEDNESDAY, Aug. IL.
BEFORE MIR. JUSTICE PRESTON

BEFORE MR.. JUSTICE PRESTON.
In re estate of Henry Jacob Hart, late
OF Honolulu, deceased. J. NJ. Monsar-
rat, attorney for petitioners; w. c.
Parke, one of petitioners; A. Rosa for
the widow. Petition of Alex. J. Cart
wright and w. G. Parke for probate of
Will. Heard and decision reserved until
tomorrow at 10 a. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16

CUPREME COURT OF THE HAWAIIAN ISL
- ands In the matter of the bankruptcy of
Wong Leong and Company of Honolulu. The
Creditors of said Bankrupt Company hereby
notified to come in and prove their debts before
such Justice of the Supreme Court as shall be
sitting in Chambers at Aliiolani Hale, Honolulu,
on FRIDAY, the 18th day of August, 1888, between
the hours of 10 o'clock in the forenoon and noon
of the said day, and elect one or more asstgnees
of said bankrupt Companys estate.
By the Court. HENRY SMITH,
Deputy Clerk.
Honolulu, Aug. 8, 1888. 65-5t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
Cha, Commerce.

psstpss' o. Of &C Commerce held it's
|sa,uaS WI va Wednesday. Officers
Ha, 9 'I % We're elected as fol-
y, B. llttSe ss5tsf55,, yice-P President
ptss, osa s 58ss, on srbifrat ao6
Nj " pslEs';5 +. 224 q. 5sbassfs Of
y u Irwin and J, F.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16

M and IyMI5I- Mn. Interior, Will
'll William Hamakua
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16

i q R. Bishop and J A.
" Inc from the other side OF
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
= 'lrRr3iBeMents.
CHALLENGE.

LEARNING THAT THE
,,<1 of the CorOnet desire
kS7z45sS sSskAs race, we hereby challenge
SSzAzaAza1%-zazz&<7 them to a race in six-oared
gigs, stationary seats. Bell Buoy Course or Ave
miles. for any sum from 800 up. This chaI.
lenge to be open until Friday evening.
For further particulars apply at c. j. Nc
Carthy's. 107 Fort street.
7O-2t lNVINCIBLES.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
GREAT BRITAIN AND HAWAII.

Conversation with MIR. James Dunn,
Sugar Merchant, Hawaiian Consul
in Glasgow.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16

SUPREME COURT OF THE
= Hawaiian Islands the matter of the
Bankruptcy of ANTONIO FRANK VIERRA
of Honolulu, Oahu.
Creditors of the said bankrupt hereby
notified to come in and prove their debts before
such Justice of the Supreme Court as shall be
setting in Chambers at AliiOlani Hale, Homo
lulu. on FRIDAY, the 18th day of August. 1885,
between the hours of ten O'Clock in the fore
noon and noon of the said day, and elect one or
more Asslgnees of the said Bankrupts estate.
By the Court: -
HENRY SMITH, Deputy Clerk.
Honolulu. August II 1883. 67-4t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
house Notes.

NONGNs
n. M ,,5 3e&57 Al. Interior, Will
k2sl E Saoiher bed-Clarence Ku-
''auIoa and J. Molokai.
s a .55 has the The country the right to
b, ''' Noble Hitchcock is an N
E, ~ toa 5S + says VS., that at in Hilo
~eapy.o Aess OIL Madeira
3D. p P,r 8old-we have jumped
NHipe 'Ia'e irying-pan into tD the the
Isc,tqcSfvss aliant-Better be under
eSaaat t y. power of unrestr rllt,ei
a 6sp u's mercy of unrestrain led
Limitations, Oooley's Con-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1888-08-16
Opportunity for an Investment !!
Sss MIR GEORGE w. G. JONES IA
49, offers For Sale the well-known f:.:H
- Kahuku Ranch Property, -


Il Kahuku Ranch Property, GA
situated in the District of KAU, HAWAII.
The Ahupuaa of Kahuku, being Royal Patent
No. 2791, issued to Chas. G. Harris, containing
an area of 1S4.628 Acres, by actual survey,
boundaries having been settled, forms the major
part of this ranch.
The land has over six miles of coast with
good fishery and boat landing. and extends
from the sea to the crater eff MokuaweOweO,
summit of MauHa Loa.
The upland country is suitable for the raising
of sheep, goats or cattle there being open tracts
of two to three miles in width by miles in
length.
The Ranch Buildings are situated on the Gov
eminent road from Kau to Kona and are about
which there is good cart road.
The Stock now on the Ranch consists OF .
herd of remarkably gentle
CATTLE,
most of it being from milking stock, numbering
breeds: DURHAM, from Cherry Prince i'm
ported by TheO II. Davies; Martin Bolton"
imported by Thos. Cummins; "OhelO," i'm
ported by Hon. l.. McCully, and "Romeo." i'm
of York POLL ANGUS from the importations
of Chas. G. Hopkins, and Hon. JAS. 1. DoWsett.
HOLSTEI from importations of Hon. L. Nc
Gully. And
HORSES,
among which are 80 we'll broken saddle horses,
20 brood mares and 10 colts from the follow
ing well-known Stations: Gel Captain" i'm
ported by w. H. Bailey, Esq, "Kossuth," and
Jupiter"
All the buildings and implements for a
plete ranch will be found the estate.
Ezs For further particulars apply to
j. o. CARTER.
Honolulu, August 7, 1888. 64-5t 1231-3t
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-22
6elp tl)anieo.

ALI you are out OK employment or
A.Wish 10 make q change, cal AZ the old
re ia..e Metropolitan Agency positions pro
cured for men In every line OF business. IRON
Office manager 10 pOfters, clerks CASHIERS,
and collectors; packers, hotel positions, city
and country ; cOachineD, grOOms. farm hanls,
useful. men ON scntiemcn's places; watch
men and night pOriers. drivers aud mechan-
les. new orders every mail. Call for In.
foiTls ton, terms, &c, w. ID. TRUE, Coo
Broadway.
4 GENTS to sell Or. OKecfe's Boss
Il II tiers for the Liver. PITTSBURG
BI1TERS CO., Pittsburg, Penn.
A GENTS WANTED. Gold watch free I;
n good comml ssions. Address OK EEFE
a. CO., Pittsbufg. Penn.
A DVERTIsEME Nrs FOR THE NEW.
n YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RE-
CEIVED AT THE UPTOWN OFFICES.
No. i.23s broadway, corner Thirty hrs,st..
unlu o D. M. +; CSC Broadway, between
Twenty. second and Twenty-third SITS
until 8 D. m. ;; 270 West Twenty-thirf-sL /.
S TSi 81 ay Iien corner osS
Thirfave.. near Sixty-hrst st. ,70s
Firstave. JOG West Forty second.st
Ninth.aye. and Six.y-eighih-st., and 90 Lib
erty.st. and the HARLEM OFFICE. lsa
Fast one hundred ard twenty-nfth-st. -. "a
q y ~ r'""'"" '"''~- r1f"-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-22
Drcssmaking.

RFSSMAKINC.-By Q first-class dress
Dmaker by the day In private family OF
would do work at home, AT 10" prices.
e97 6th-aye., I'd noor
nRFSSMAEER-By a dressmakeri per-
Diect litter. stylish draper by inc uay ~
home. 10, gowns street and evening cos
tunes a speciality. X. F. r.. SS9 West 43d'st
pNKE,sMAKEa wishes WORK 20 out by
Dthe day; making over ana Children
dresses a si,eclalty; terms, $50. Address
DREssMN KER 425 East l9thst.
RFSSMAK ER.--By person who WOULD
I)go out by the day, or work a. home or
would take a position by month. l,ooS
Park.ave.. ring KcDny's bell.
nKFssM q frst-elass worker
HDfrom PARIS; makes fine dresses at slO
tea gowns az reduced prices; nrst-class
work guaranteed. Call at 1873 West lG'h'si.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-22
G-orntrn proprrip 90 fet

s>~-~o->.-~~~-~-->r--.---~---->-
COUNTRY PROPERTY in towns on
L Centrll Railroad OF y. J. plce homes
with modern improvements. EhbNOh' oc
Pine-st.
6IOO RENT at Fordham. on Harlem
o4ZU Railroad. house. barn hennery
Gle acres: fruit. &c. Mrs PIERCE $50
Fast ll9th-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-22

MODERN four-story high-stoop private
lu dwelling. No. SO West 54th-st., TO
lease for a term OF years; possession.
For particulars or permits to view house ap-
niy 10 John G.. FOLSOM. IL Bible House.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-22
Ciin i)ropertn TO Eet.

EOUR-STORY BROwNSToNE DWELL
II ING, In perfect order. No. ll7 East
E-th.st., New-York, for sale. For permit
ami terms apply at DURhNT LAND I'M
PROVEN ENT COMPANY, l broadway.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1888-10-11
The Working Of Butter.

Never lose sight OF the fact that the
all important point in making good
butter lies in working it properly. All
other conditions are simply tributary
to this. One wise man says he can
take melted butter and by properly
hardening it. he can work it into a fine
grain once more. This is a pretty bold
statement, and yet it may be possible.
and shows how skllful one may be-
come in this line of dairying. II We
wished to test the butter-making Gu
pacity OF an applicant for an important
position, We would be satisfied to watch
his wt,rk on the butter-worker and
putting the butter in the tub, then put
the trie. to it and note the grain. This
would tell the whole tale, SO far as his
skill was concerned. We therefore
advise those who wish to become pro-
ficient in this art to make close study
of producing correct grain. for with
out this knowledge your study and
labor will be all thrown away.--Ameri-
ean DdiruMan.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1888-10-11
HUMOROUS.

Customer Ito waiter) -" Some
cheese, please" Waiter" par.
don, sir. Sorry, sir. Cheese out, sir. :"
Customer. -"That SO? When do you
expect it back?'-Life.
Patient Old Lady Ito elevator boy
reading dime noveD-"H How often
does the elevator go up, boy'" Ele-
vator Boy 1t goes up at the end OF
every chapter, ma am. Time.
A coroner's jury in Arkansas sat
on man killed by a stone in a brawl
and returned verdict saying that
1.-THE deceased was rocked to sleep"
San Francisco Alta.
mo, sir, never kick man when
he is down." said a slim young hotel
clerk. II did it once and the fellow
jumped up and thrashed me SO ]
forgot my own name. Hotel Mail
Mamie" What are you writing,
Minnie; your will?' Minnie" mo:
I'm writing my won't. George pro.
posed last night, and ! told him I'd
answer to-day" -1erre Haute Express.
-"George, don't!' exclaimed she;
"you arc altogether too much like the
Anthracite Coal Trust" Think SO,
my dear?" Yes, the nearer the win.
ter season draws nigh the tighter you
squeeze. "-ChicagO Tribune.
Old Mrs. Bentley ~ see the
newspaper says that in fight with 4
burglar old Mr.. Stocking barely es
capped with his life.' Old Mr.. Bent
ley-''It would have been funny if he'd
escaped without his life. "-Judge.
First Student You haven't GO
any idea Of what a contemplate opin
ion l have of our professor" Second
Student" Humph! guess that's The
reason yould didn't answer any of the
questions lie asked you yesterday a
the recitation. 7erus Sitlings.
You have a very large mouth,
! remarked dentist. to a lady, In
deedv' was the indignant response
YES" pursued the dentist, "while
have been filling this tooth of your.
my operations have extended over al
acher." There was no further use fol
ether.
Sleep is stated on high authority
to be the best remedy for sleeplessness
It is recommended above all after q
careful consideration of the many de
vices to overcome this trouble pub
lished from time to time by sleeples!
people who stay awake telling Others
of the advantages of their methods
PHILADELPHIA Inquirer.
Mrs. Hendricks was making al
afternoon call On Mrs. Hobson, wher
Mr.. Hobson opened the front gate ant
strobe down the street. "What fine
looking man your husband is, Mrs
Hobson," said Mrs. Hendricks; IS,
erect and soldierly in his bearing.
YES" returned Mrs. Hobson, no
without pride; Hobson carries him
self WE'LL He was educated in a mill
tary school, you know" "Is he goini
away?' Only to the grocer's for ,
Goldfish. "-Epoch.