Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-01-22
COMPLETE POSTAL FACILITIES.
Ia a Mississippi PostofhCe waiting for he
MaiI-The Lone Postal Card and Its
nV,nar

Wonder why that DOF uoh l 'Oue OF
with the mail. Ever sense he snapped OF
his sorrel boss fur that old bay the mai
has been late.
Rube Foster-''It looks to Inc like a tcl
Ter that rides the mail o]ughtenter be al
lowed ter swap bosses without the say &c
OF the g~oycrmsli.'
Las Brown-'N as, but, Rube, a Teller
lest nachully and 'coTdiu' to the cOnsertu.
ton has a right to swap his own property.
Amt he?' appealing to the postmaster.
p. NJ. with a slight irowu, indicating
that he is examining the tablets Of his mind
He's got the privilege under the new
routine, but accordin' to the Monroe doc
trine the right to put in a word NV advice
here an there il reslryed b! the COVER
meut. In the time NV the Monroe doc
| TRUE the government waZ much more keer-
! full NV the rights NV the people that it now
pears to be the case. Then the officials
said that il folks wuz q settin' round
waitiu' tor they mail. wy, they oughter
! have Il, an that the mail rider oughtenter
swap OFT his nag an run the risk Nv git'in'
a slower hOss.
Rube-"Lctters is letters these days,
an it lest nachully makes u man mad to
be kept outru his mail. | come out here
yistidy expcctin' nv u letter, but the mail
didn't come
Lias-"Who are you cNpectin' a letter
fruu."
Rube-"Wan, / don't know in partic,
ulrr, but i,'s about time wa ge;tin'
one"
Lias-"IIoa long has it been sense you
got one
Rube-"Long last sprlug some time.
Lias-"Who writ it to Yen them
Ruhc-"OA, 1t wul a line letter, m
dou't you lurgyt it. II had u lot OF yai!ty
an rcd an blue papers in it, all printed ez
nice q you please, an il told all about
dlnunt seeds, an one NV the papers, the
waller one, ! bl'eve, had the piCtur nv Il
big hos- appie On il, an GA the outside nv
the letter thar wuZ my name wrote Just e.
| putty e. anything you ever seed. ! tried
| to keep il i'm good order, hut the nelghbOrs
| KEEP on i comm in an 4 handlu' 1t till Il
wuz wore almost bodItiOusiy out. II !
could list git another siCh g one | think
~ take beftrr kcrr ny il. Amt that the
| mail rider jumping up aud shading has
eyes with his hand
=. M.-"It it amt, lIu = goat. lie sees
Us, an begins TO whip up his boss. Hes
q caution, an et he don't lonE sharp I'll
iii ,La ,,,rsI,mar hoy h. c3rr,e. IN. an
that Will settle him.
" ---.N
""s tmr ,,La n,tcba- + os if
bag Ito 10 the h! post no@tH n.o,,5 WIZ wnG ' yolyni int :, ~ lb 4,
l. "''' ., E,st. I T'',', -. -, tr.,Iy
No@,l 'i'sT'y . Io,i"%SU 05 I w., W., n'T Ta,s ~.
'u9s - '"'''> 49,
ln93rds. r.
+. M'-Nea' easy. U III "o'i my oilcl"l
duties as fast "a the Ia" dictates. "Opens
the bag, hOldslt up and shakes T. \ pos
tai clTd falls ON the counter. lie men
make grab for 1t
I. M.-HoId On boys hold On. Inc
government don't warrant no such scrim-
mage. HAN OF, tel you. No" lvt me
see VINO lts lur reads "i'eI much Gill
culiy D. y. VI. hea'iey.
Las let sec "uuI 1t says oH the
other side.
=. M.-'No, We il pat II night up mere
fur the present. Anybody Know MN
They all answer no
p. Wall, we mout cz well read it.
Let's see. It's rum Georgia. / ken make
thatmuch out.
Rube-"Wondrr whut any body IN Geor-
gia wants 10 be wrlrin' way here Iur.
Whit else doya it sty.'
p M-"Nangat ct know.
They IT, intellectually ~ spell. cat Tie
word.
Lit7 IA like might: ID jest kuo"
exactly whut that is
Enhe-'Me too, Pete, rs the Teller
good reader"
L.ias-'Onp - the finest III the land
+. M-"WeI, tell you what you 90
lou ,., ,'iN :, ' .,,S ZEN YEN II i; 'I LocT pO" aSrig n ,6o