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The true northerner., 1888-06-13
No Credit Needed.

Uncle Rastus Why does dey put
an God we all trust" on a two-cent
piece, and doesn't put it on desc yere
ten-dollar bills, Sambo-does you
know?
Sambo-I dunno, chile; but 'spects
it's cause you dom hab to ask no one
fer trus' when you hab ten dollars.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

a STEAM logger or snow locomotive
lately constructed is in use in the log
ging camps of Northern Michigan.
where it draws with ease sleds holdinp
thirty thousand feet of logs over snow
a foot deep.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

The friends who love and appreciate
us for ourselves alone at fifty, who do
not value and appraise us in CONNER
cial point of view, can be counted on
the fingers of one hand.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
WHY Not Use Our Titles.

Mrs. Robinson-Why, my dear Mrs.
DIR. Smith, am so glad to see you
Where have you been all these months ?
Mrs. Smith-Thsnk you, Mrs. Re-
tired Grocer Robinson. L have been
travelling abroad with Mr.. DIR. Smith
and my dear old friend Mrs. Merchant
Tailor Jones. How is your husband p
Tsfo
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

A COMPANY has been formed in Ber-
lin to manufacture electrical watches.
Two small cells and a small electric
motor take the place of the ordinary
movement.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

A sK1PPING.RoPE has been patented
in England which sets in motion a
small musical box in one of the
handles.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

"Do you see the man9"
"Yes, l see him very plainly"
"What is he doing?"
Reading a newspaper"
so he is, but why does he slap his
leg?"
He is reading Sullivan's excuse for
making draw with Mitchell.
And does he think it fshy?"
"He thinks it o regular whale"
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
Can a Man Swallow n CannOn.Ball |!

Well. shat depend.." He can If his throat
is large enough and the cannon-bal not too
large The question really seems worthy of
some consideration in view OF the size of some
Of the pills that are prescribed for suffering
humanity. Why not throw them "to the dogs, :"
and take DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pei
lets? Small, sugar-coated, purely vegetable,
perfectly harmless, in glass and always fresh.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

DIGN1TY does not consist in possess
ing honors, but in deserving them.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
WELLS. UArU RaIsAw

II gray. gradually restores color elegant tonic
dressing soc, 81 CO. Druggists or 81 o. size pre-
paid by Express for 81. r. s.Wells, Jersey City.
ROUGH ON PILES Quick, complete cure. 600.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
Coming Events.

WHY call man q crank, when no one
can turn him2
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

A SCHOOL teacher is person employed
70 give parents FIVE hours of peace and
quiet per day.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

WAT | call dilemma am holm a mad
goat by de hawns wild no fence at han. -
Tibe .IuTgo
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

Us it spring?'
"Yes, it is spring."
slow do we know it is spring."
"By the presence of mud, slush, rob.
ins, new maple sugar, bad butter, and
other unfailing signs"
"Whom have We here?"
"A peach-grower."
sand what has he got in his hand?'
"A peach bud
us it alive?"
"No, it is frozen and dead. and the
man is on his way to newspaper office
TO give the fact away and predict that
the whole peach crop for 1883 won't
amount to three bushels"
"Will that be awful?"
"Yes, an awful lie. If the peach
buds are frozen the crop will be one
third greater than last year.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

CHRISTIANITY was introduced into
Gaul France and Belgium) in the year
160.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
LOOK YOUNCi

THE careless man escapes many dan
pers.-Judge.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

Does the man rave?'
"Yes, the man raves"
"And rip and tear and kick and paw
up the earth?"
"That's it.
~Has some one done him mortal in
"Some one has, and he can't get
over il"
Poor mani Perhaps he has lost his
all"
"Oh, no. He never had any all to
lose."
"Who is hep"
"His name is Kleppenheimer, and
being too lazy to work and too full OF
CAB for the peace of society, he was
asked to leave the old country with only
a day to get ready"
And SO he came to America to md
lberty?"
He did, and now that he's got here
and discovered that there are laws
against sedition, incendiarism, rob
berry and murder, he is in despair. de
is afaid he may have to wash himself
up, cut his hair and 60 to work at hon
est labor"
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

Is more general at this than any other. The
bitter ttste, offensive breath. coated tongue. sick
headache drowsness dizziness and loss OF appetite
make the victim miserable and dsagreeable 10 others
Hoods Sarsaparilla combines the best anti bilious
remedies Of the vegetable kingdom. in such proper
ton 10 derive their best medicinal effects with the
leasi disturbance 10 the whole system. This prepa-
ration s so well balanced in its actions upon the
amentary canal the liver the Lidneys. the stomach.
the bowels and the circulation of the blood that it
brings about a healthy action of the entire human
organism restores the appetite. and overcomes that
tired feeling
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

FoBTUNATELY for poets they are born.
not made. Were it otherwise the law might
interfere. Lie.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
SPECIAL.

Whereas, From day to day
vast numbers are being striek-
EN- down with the fell disease
Rheumatism, which seems to
be greatly on the increase.
And Whereds, The nation
has within n short time been
called upon TO mourn the
sudden loss of many of ous
public men. such as Vice Pres (
ident Hendricks, Gen. john
A. Logan, Sec'y Daniel p.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13

What grand mansion!"
$50 it is. 1t cost great deal OF
money.
"Whom does it belong to?"
Smith"
"Is he a sugar-king ?"
"Oh, no."
Must be an ice-man or a plumber ?"
You've missed it again. Where does
eighteen hundred pounds make ton ?"
"Ah! l catch on It's Smith, the coal
man. Is he happy?"
"He was until yesterday, when he
heard of Cleveland dealer who had a
patent for giving seventeen hundred
pounds to the ton.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
RHEU MATS MI.

G. ID. DEMO ia man well known I'm this
community, and was probably the worst wreck
physically Of any man this country ever saw. He
was paralyzed from rheumatic poison, and no
one ever expected he would recover. He is well,
and IL is simply marvellous.
FRANK L. SMITH,
Ex-Member State Legislature,
jackson. Mich.
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
STRUCTURES AND URINARY Fl

The original and only reliable is COLT 4 cos
Fight Fskhionable Shades. Ne Nsrnish necessary.
.. enough to pant your Buggy upon receipt Of
The true northerner., 1888-06-13
EJEIEXyUJN7I

GOLD is worth 800 per pound. Pettit's Eye Salye
" 81 Co., but is sold nj - cents box by dealers.
MENTION THIS PAPER 10 aDvkATL.Eas.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
SOCIAL LEAGUE.
The Socialists Draw Another Crowded
House.

The League was called to order
by Miss Mccarthy, after which
the choir sang the opening labor
hymn.
Miss Berger and Mr.. Keifer
read lesson number three of the
socialist catechism.
Geo. A. Sherman followed with
an exhaustive paper, the first part
of which was devoted to the gen.
eral aspect of the laborers' situa-
ton; the part played in the work
of spoliation and robbery of
the people by boards of trade,
trusts" railroad and telegraph
monopolies, etc. The essayist
pointed out the fact that the black
slave who received plenty to eat,
clothes to wear and medical at
tendance when sick. was in reality
better off than the wage slaves
of to-day who are, when worn
out from hard usage through long
wears of incessant toll for mere
grub, thrown aside to die in
poverty and misery while on every
side of them are piles of wealth
which their sweat and industry
created.
Attention was paid to the sub
iect of child labor and also to the
woman question. The latter wa.
treated in a manner not unbecom
to Bebel.
Mrs. Wood recited in an admir-
able manner THE Moneyles.
Man" After recess the choil
sang a labor song. The most in
teresting feature of which wa:
the whistling chorus by the male
members.
Miss Mccarthy made a persona
explanation regarding the state
ments made by Mrs. Mack, th'
Catholic lady, concerning th'
formers views on the marriag'
laws and the part played by then
in encouraging legalized prostitu
ton. After a discussion resultin.
from the contents of the question
box, the Leage adjourned.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Albert r. Parsons Book.

"Anarchism: Its Philosophy
and Scientific Basis" is nov
ready. Persons desiring informa
tion as to the doctrines for the
advocacy of which the five an.
archists were executed should
read this work. Prices: hand
somely bound in cloth 81; paper
covers 50 cents.
MRS. A. R. PARSONS, Publisher
Room IS, I6o Washington street
Chicago, Illinois.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
(Then there would be mo uncon-

Then there would be mo uncon-
genial employments:"
Socialism proposes that labor
shall b. a noble, healthful and
elevating duty. not an unhealthy,
degrading. slavish drudgery. that
all the natural elements and
sources of wealth shall be pre-
served and developed by the peo-
pie for the common good. that
the cultivation of the land is the
sole title to its occupancy"
AS socialists we believe that
the fact OF existence proves the
right to life" the life to enjoy
ment which includes the highest
possible enjoyment and develop
ment. Nothing is too good, too
rich or too costly for any useful
worker however humble in the
estimation of himself or of his
fellows"
Socialism advocates the COM
plete emancipation and elevation
of woman to the highest plane OF
social, moral and intellectual
greatness which it is possible for
her to attain through her own
efforts and the most favorable
conditions; that she shall have
equal opportunities with men to
follow any profession, art or in
dustry for which her education,
taste and skill may fit her; and
that for equal time and service
she shall have equal honor and
reward with men,"
And now how shall we attain to
this ideal government of liberty,
equality and f nity7 There
are suffrage cranks who believe
that woman's ballot will at once
correct all the abu ses of society.
There are prohibition cranks who
believe that the abolition of liquor
will at once restore the balance of
happiness and prosperity. There
are anti-monopoly and labor
cranks who believe that with the
demolition of national banks and
the establishment of the eight
hour law the country will be saved
but the true socialist knows that
only by federation of one another's
ideals, by helping each other to
rise to that liberal spirit of leach
for all and all for each" where we
may combine our forces and march
on the common enemy of man.
kind selfshness-can we at last
realize our longed for American
republic.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
"Was 1t a Fair Trial i'''

IAN Appeal to the Governor o.
Illinois by Gen. M. M. Trumbull
in behalf Of the Condemned An.
archists."
This work, twenty-page pam,
phlet, on the trial and the rascalIy
and murderous rulings of the
court, can be had at the following
prices:
Per copy, 10 cents; in quantities
OF ten, rs cents.
Address: Lucy E. Parsons, 49,
Milwaukee Ave-, Chicago, Ill.
oq7 6rn
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Kansas Miners Strike.

LEAvENwoRTH, Feb. I5.-All
the miners employed by the Leav-
enworth coal company, number
ing between 900 and 400 men,
struck this morning on account Of
the reduction from 5 to4 cents a
bushel. which was to 60 into effect
to-day.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Everybody

Holding tickets for Cross fifth
piano are notified to keep them
until they learn that the piano has
been delivered; and if you wish
more tickets go to 1852 Larimel
street, or I54S Lawrence, where
some splendid bargains are nov
offered. This piano will be given
away March 1.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Running Red Hot.

The great cut sale at the Buffalo
Shoe Store on 18th St. The SELL
ing off the Cook & Seixes' whole
sale stock, bought at 20 cents on
the dollar, takes the cake, and
customers appreciate the good
bargains received.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
THE LEAGUE MEETING.

The Social League will meet to-
morrow Sunday night. at War
ren's dancing academy, corner
Sixteenth and Champa streets.
Entrance on Sixteenth and on
Champa. l
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

Take your wife and the children
to Elitch's for Sunday dinner, from
5 to 8 p, M; 50 cents, with wine.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
.Hungry }. c"

Can DE filled, and every otne- workinknan
and citizen can get square meal, cheap
and good, at Gunther's Hotel, corner 3lst
and Blake streets. Smith is the congenial
roprietor. 2S2t If
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
l. M. U. No. 1888 VIII Dance.

Iron Molders' Union No. ISS
will give its seventh annual ball
at Music hall Tuesday evening,
February 81. Tickets 81.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

The celebrated stiff hats from the Co.
operative Hat Company just received at
Clayton's.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

John S. Neva's barber shop, Sixteenth
and Curtis. Superior workmanship. If
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
For Exchanre.

A good second hand piano for a
horse or horses. Apply at EN-
QUIRER office. 3Iotf
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18


stitutl0n In this country. Those who con-
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ment of A. > Private or BO,d disease can be
cured for one-third the cost at our Private
i IniES By this treatment pure,
IHOl6O Lovely C.mp exion, Tree from
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Debility. Sic epl.ssness, Depression and In
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or Ls
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URINARY Kidney Ws a.. and Bladder troubles,
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Private Diseases yensSs., s1soa Poison, T.,n,,
elect. tricture. Seminal Emissions, Loss OF
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want OF desire in either male or female
whether from imprudent habits when young
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Consultation free and strictly confidential.
Medicine sent free from observation TO all
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| answered unless accompanied by cents In
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Terms cash. Call on or address
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lDenver, Colorado
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

Take your wife and the children
to Elitch's for Sunday dinner. from
8 to 8 p. M; 50 cents, with wine.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Photographs of All the Anarchists.

Cabinet size: per set, $500; single
pictures, 30 cents. c. w. EYE,
3I4S Larimer street, Denver, Colo.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

he old Reliable
Specialist Of many
years experience,
treats with wonder.
full success all lung
throat, CA GER,
PILES, FISTULA.
RUPTURE
cured without D in
or h ndrahce frOm
business.
Treats all forms of
Throat, Lu ig, Nerve,
and Blood diseases,
all chronic diseases
land Oeformities far
Pin advance Of anyin.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18

The largest store.
The largest stock.
The latest styles.
And the lowest prices in mems and boys
hats and caps at T. s. Clayton's, 2s5 and
28511b Fifteenth street.
N. B.-Until further notice my store will
be closed on Sundays.
The Labor enquirer., 1888-02-18
Orange Blossom Pile Remedy

A positive cure for Blind, Bleeding,
Itching Piles or Pile Tumofs and al
rectal diseases. Sl.00 Per box, one
months treatment Enclose 4 cents
ID stamps for sample package nee.
De LAWrence Street, between 18th
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
ADELAIDE RANDALL.
She Renders the Popular Opera Bridal
Trap and is Admired as an Actress.

She Renders the Popular Opera Bridal
Trap and is Admired as an Actress.
Miss Adelaide Randall, the charming
prima donna. and her excellent operate
company. played 1.-THE Bridal Trap"
Sidney Rosenfeld's latest success, to a
fair and greatly appreciative audience ct
Fry's Opepa House, last evening. Miss
Randall in sustaining the role of Rosette
captivated the house with her sweet
voice and fascinating ways, and while
singing the popular air from the Little
Tycoon, Love Comes Like a
Summer Sigh,' in the first
act, each and every listener was en-
raptured, as it were, and the writer finds
it difficult to command sufficient Ian
guage in which to express an opinion.
The introduction of the famous "Lul-
lady," as sung in the New York Casino
in 'Erminie' by this charming actress
in the second act, was received with well
merited applause.
Miss Gertie Hoyt rendered her part as
the MarHulse IN very pleasing manner,
while Miss Clara Randall, as Marion,
acted with wonderful grace and ease.
Mr.. Herman Waldo, as the Count,
sang well, having an excellent voice, as
did also Chas. w. Lang in the part of
Gravolin. Mr.. James G. Peaks proved
himself to be good comedian and de-
serves credit for the manner in which
he upheld the part of Foutelard, the
steward.
We might safely say that not only Pa
latka but the State is seldom visited by
such troupe of actors and actresses as
this company. Tonight they will play
the beautiful opera entitled the ''Prin-
ess oe Treoiz onde'
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
A Worb of Art

Mr.. G. B. Wade, of Crescent City, has
achieved an enviable reputation as an
artist by several successful portraits of
citizens of Palatka Readers of THE Pa
LATKA News probably remember the
portraits of our worthy Mayor and
others, on exhibition in Mr.. Speck's
show window, and also remember the
faithfulness with which the artist por-
trayed his subjects. A recent view of a
group of children, done in water colors,
more than confirms Mr. Wade's claims
of the possession of the true artistic in
stinct. The portraits are those of the
four children of Mr.. Joseph Price, three
OF whom are now living, and has Just
been completed. Mr.. Price is Justly
proud Of this beautiful painting. which
measures 52x52 inches. The price paid
was $50.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
TIE CHAMPION sOULLERs.
Teemer, Mckay and Hamm in Our Midst.
Yesterdays Practice.


The world renowned scullers, Teemer,
Hamm and Mckay, have arrived in Pa
latka, and yesterday afternoon We're
practicing on the st. Johns River, pre-
paratory to entering the races on We'd
nesday and Thursday for prize of $500.
While on their return from a pub up
into the cove and nearly opposite the
new wharf opposite the city, the little
steamer Princess came skimming along,
and when within a short distance of
Hamm and Mckay the noted oarsmen
exerted themselves little and for some
minutes kept one or two lengths ahead
of the steamer, having the wind against
them. The Princess was making good
time. Shortly after this Teemer was
noticed off the bow of the steamer
Louise, the railroad ferry, one of the
fastest boats on the river, pulling in am
easy and graceful manner and APP
parently gaining with every stroke.
A reporter in talking with Mr.. Teemer
later ON referred to his trial with the
Louise, and Mr.. Teemer smiled and said:
ooh, well, she was in shallow water.
Wait until get her out in deep water
and give her mile stretcher."
Quite crowd had assembled on the
wharves and considerable amusement
was afforded the lookers-on in watching
the champions IN their frail race boats
playing with powerful steamers in the
matter of rapidity.
Ali these gentleman express pleasure
that the weather has tufaed cool. They
found the temperature too warm for
them during their matches of last week,
yet when they started from Punta
Gorda yesterday morning their teeth
Chartered with the cold. Yesterday
temperature was more like
it, however.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
Welaka and Fruitland Peninsula.

A more beautifully located town OF
district with more productive soil cannot
be found in the State of Florida than the
above.
If you want health, go there. If you
are looking for investment, go there. III
YOU want to raise produce, stop Their e
Several orange groves are for sale at a
sacrifice. The best land can be bought
at $40 per acre, and town property is
cheap.
Go to the Fruitland Peninsula. Two
boats daily to Welaka, twenty-five miles
south of Palatka. j. Russell Kennedy,
the general agent for the Peninsula,
will give full information. Mail mat
ter promptly attended to and satisfaction
guaranteed. Cali on or write to Mr..
Kennedy.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
VISITORS

desiring information of any kind, per-
tanning to this city, County or State,
rig: as to business Opportunities, Frttat
and Vegetable Culture, Location and
Price of Lands, etc., are fnsited to cal
at the office of the Palatka Board OF
Trade, % Front street, opposite Putnam
House. Northern daily papers ana
Florida exchanges ON file.
MARTIN GRIFFIN, President.
j. II. HIBBARD, Secretary.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1888-02-14
FAIR MILKMAIDs.
A Repetition of the Drill for the Sisters
Of st. Joseph.

of st. Joseph.
The Milkmaids of Palatka delivered
another assault upon the susceptibilities
of the golden youth of the city last night
at the Guards Armory, for the benefit
of the Sisters of st. Joseph. The assault,
like the first one, was brilliantly planned
and executed, and if the aforesaid youth
are not now thoroughly subdued they
must be more than usually obdurate.
The clergymen of the city will doubtless
reap the pecuniary richness of the har-
vest during the coming months, and the
heart of the business manager of THE
PALATKA DAILY NEWS is made glad by
the bright prospect of establishing per-
manent department of marriage notices
in the advertising columns at a stated
price per line. 1t is pleasant to state also
that the Sisters of st. Joseph were greatly
benefited, the attendance being a large
one.
The movements of the Maids were, of
course, a repetition of those of the first
drill, there being, however, one new
movement, developing in still more
pronounced manner the extremely dam
gerous character of the play.of the gen.
eral attack. There can be no doubt but
that, judging from the promptness OF
the submission of the conquered, the
young men would rather confront a
| regiment of bayonets with an idea of re-
sistence, than the flashing scintillatine
| glances of those maids as they fearlessly
| advanced to the attack. The applause
was hearty, spontaneous and universal
evidencing the delight of the conquered
| in the victory of their fair foes.
| Mrs. r. Kersting presided at the piano
| during the drill, and at the dance which
| followed the drill the music was rend
cred by Miss Lille Anderson Mrs. w
III. Rosenberg and Miss Canova. DIR
| Rosenberg attended to the finances o
the evening, and was successful as usua
| in that department.