The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-02-09

Compound, the Great Nerve Tonic.
Farmer-What are you doing up that
tree?
Boy-Waiting for the owner of it.
Farmer-Well, Tm the owner. what
do vCu want?
Boy want to know if pareporic
goes with these belly-ache apples
Texas siftings,
Facts Worth Knowing.
In all diseases of the nasal mucous
membrane the remedy used must he
non irritating. The medical profession
has been slow to learn this, Nothing
satisfactory can be accomplished with
douch,s. snutfs, powders, syringes. as
trlngents or any similar application, be.
cause they are all irritating do not thor
oughly reach the affected surfaces and
should be abandoned as worse than fail.
ures. A multitude of persons who have
for years borne all the worry and main
that catarrh can inhct, testify to radical
and permanent cures wrought by Ey's
Cream Balm.
Mamma. said a Philadelphia girl.
what would be an appropriate present
to Georg,! You know we are not en-
gagged yet.
How long has he been calling on
you?
About two years.
Then thing pretty plain hint will
be the proper thing to give him Bos-
ton Courier.
Have you a cough. cold. pain in the
chest, or bronchitis: In fact. have you
the premonitory symptoms of consump-
tionI II SO, know that relief is within
your reach in the shape of DR.. Wistar's
Balsam Of Wild Cherry. which, in many
cases, has snatchad the victim from the
yawning grave.
Jessie's teacher gave her pupils a
party, to which little brother, was in
vi,ed. He ate heartily of ice cream and
cake. and was found reposing on the
bench in the porch, while the other
children were at play in the yard. When
asked why he didn't JOIN them, be ex-
claimed: Oh, | can't play, my pants
choke me so.-I Youths Companion.
HOUSEKEEPERS that fail to &C
quaint themselves with the value of
JAMES PYLEIS PEARLINE in the
kitchen and laundry deprive themselves
of the most convenient and useful artI-
Gle of the age.
The rich woman worries herself over
the subject of what she will wear TO
dinner-her mauve silk or garnet satin,
The poor woman worries herself over
the subject of what she'll make for din
ner-bean soup or Goldfish balls. And
thus the world goes on while we vainly
strain our eyes looking for the coming
of the millennium Boston Courier.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
what saving have made during the
last year by being my own doctor. Last
year paid out S9625 for doctors and
their medicine; this year ! paid S. 90
for six bottles of Sulphur Bitters. and
they have kept health in my whole fam
lily. They are the best and purest medi.
cine ever made Charles King, go Tenn.
pie Street, Boston, Mass.
Governor Taylor recently told of
colored clergyman who preached a ser.
mon on the text: And the multitude
came to him and he healed them of div
ers diseases, Said he: my owing con-
gregation, this is a terrible text. Disease
IS in the world. The smallpox sIays its
hundreds, the cholera its thousands. but,
the direrg coz ara nono ThnsS ou I'M
dnctnrs can cnra smaIInov cboIera ~
yellow fever II thpv get there in t, u,,o
but nobody but the good Lord can cure
the DIVERS Charleston News.
ADVICE TO MoTHERs-Are you disturbed at
night and broken Of YOUR rest BY A sick child suf
ferng and crying with pam of Cutting Teeth
II so send at once and get bottle of Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup" for children tcething. Its
value is incalculable. It will relieve the Door
little sufferer Immediately. Depend upon it,
mothers: there is no mistake about 1t. 1t cures
Dysentery and Darrhn, regulates the Stomach
and Bowels, cures Wind Collie ,softens the Gums
reduces Inflammation and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup" for children -eetEing is pleasant to the
taste and the prescription of one ofthe Oldest
ana pest lena'e physicians ana nurses IN the U.
De- ana Is ior sale oy all druggists throughout the
top ,1jps Is oNs saoS pe SURE ana ask
no other kind ''' "''o T nrina aiS axe
VIII,
Lady-Mv husband is swearing.
EisltorIWhy' IS ne not deadl
Lauy-Aes'
Vls,tor-'
L4uy-pe'ore ne u'eu nc s"V'e LOT
Two years lh'o phoh"gtaPm, anu &C
Customary let u run'-llid Bus
Oh, What A Cough.