New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-08-19
THE TALK or THE DAY.

What can SOOtle her melancholy
when he regards It with sigh
And what can drive away her sorrow,
And ease the grief her heart contains
I'll pave the yard with what rcmsinsfs
-lIexas sftlng. /
Chairman Br.ce's campaign Of Intellect, seems ta
have degcnerated into an empty squsbbls a. to who
shall dictate tho Pres dents letter Of acceptance and
boss his anticipated second term 1t doesn't maka
much difference, either, which faction wins
A Now-York correspondent says an American giri
suspected that the Russian Count hereinbeforc men
American girls refusal be advanced -(Norrfstovn
Herald.
The latest trout story comes from Winchcsser.
England An angler Is said to have captured fish
In the River Itchen there which weighed sixteen
pounds and fraction and measured twentyone inches
around This sportsman ought TO come over here
and catch the serpent people are constantly
seeing off tho coasts OF Rhode Island and Maine
Tho frog with ntona'lons harsh,
But with cheerful air,
Now Joins the mower in tho marsh
Who sings while reaping there
Upon tho stream the shallops float,
And on the dump the billy goat
Chews the tomato can
when Western editor runs short OF literary items
he NAV be depended upon to demonstrate that Henry
James is not an American author
Now into the water
Each morning plunge in her dainty dress
with It's scarlet trimming,
For half hours swimming;
Oh, she is vision OF loyeilness!
With little wriggIing
CA and end. de deal I. OF 81; gssI nnSer.ow;
Then growing holder,
We soon behold her
Like a dolphin dive to tho depths peio~'
Like Amphitrte,
When up from the waves OF the sea sho fose
With screams Of laughter,
The maid TO the surface Genes ana Dio"s
When ends her swimming,
With pleasure Drumming
The strand she reaches and wrlnss her hair
To the mind recalling
The mere Dis and merma!ds iair'
Let rivals hate her,
IT'S the fable old OF the fox ana frui,
What half so neat IS,
As a shapey girl in bathing suit, ,,,..,,,
Ex-Governor sprague of Rhode Island, who woa
good deal Of nototcty years ago as bouncer'
with shot gun, is now Chief of Pol &C at Narra
gansett Pier.
81 am tired tonight my dear one,
And my peace Of mind has hown,
So y1 ,b kd the so TSa1 hc ST Of tone
Some tune that. shall set Inc winging
Clear u2 the starry ARCH
she sat at the piano 49,.
And played "Boulanger's March
-Musical Herald.
Even If Governor Hill docs nominate himself this
fall It is likely that he will at least go through tbs
form Of writing d letter Of acceptance
He thought he was born for writer
But failed with the pen to win glory
To tackle a dialect story. ,,
Professor Jacobus, the expert with the croques
malet keeps his hand and eye in during the winter
| By teaching school in Ncw-Jersey
"uterarv soc ety. IN Hampton IS 70 give coma
Gery Genartnr6 FOR literary club but ii not bad
idea 4 few books WI not hurt Literary club.
board or banquet orristOwn Herald.
The new American, party seems to be laying
wires to catch tho electoral vote of the District 81
Columbia.
Fond young mother to proud young fatcrNAiS ena3
little eyes out last night
Proud young father-I thought heard our ahsoA
twitter. -o,.D many
! albert, YOU unfeelng wretch, 10 near tnas
child screechng all night and never OFFER 10 ake m
He-Let the little demon howL-(omaha World
"The Chicago Inter-Occan' printed an editorial
on sheridan one dav last week and Joker meas
ured 1t off into blank and got II Inserted the sane
.f,ornoon IN The Chicago Mall The Editor 81
The Mallo IS still hunting the culprit, who ia
thought to be a literary from st. Louis
see the Big man. He Is s,. Grpyer Cleveland
ale has had to wait 50 long,
"What does he wait for 49, 49, 49,. a
lie is waiting for Daniel to write his letter u
| accordance for him.
| "Niu Daniel VT te IT. 49,.
Yes: when he can think what to put In 1t?
| as IL hard 10 write II . . - -. q
| "Wcll under the crcum- Instances, IL IS very hard-
"Can not the big man writer ~ 81,
lie can write some things. my child, but not this
letter He can write ve-toes.'
What will tlr b do while Dan,iei writes y
lie will 90 out and fish, 50 ne will rot be IN
Dan el's way Learn from this, my child NOT 10 ses
in tho way or you viii be put to one de Ike ms
big man. lie is in the way. lie VIII De our ~ tn rs
their way. lie viii play W IN things that hurt him.
what does he play with -
He plays with free WOOL the tariff, and Oh
sold iers' Feelings When he gets hurt with thess
things he cries So, folks tie Of him; and will ASK
him 10 get out of their way lie Is hurt now; sos
he will ~ of and fish while Daniel writes. IN nR
well these things my chiid"-thansas CITY journal
Tho outcry against any more Of Mrs. Rves
Chsnlers equatorial literature will soon be as vigorous
as that against the bobail cars
Chairman Brlce's campaign OF intellect seems to
Great Unwashed.
The husband at the beach doth groan
And drop the silent tear,
When he sees the family skeleton
IN a bathing dress appear
) -lBoston Budget
A GOOD CHARITY AND GOOD HELP FOR IT.
, From The Faston Penn Free Press.