The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-06-16
VOL. 13. NO. 4.
During the absence Of the editor, THE ARkAM9AW TRAVELER will be edited by Will L. NIsscher.

During the absence 0f the editor, THE ARkAM9AW TRAVELER will be edited by Will L. visscher. JENNINGS. Hang out your bandAnnss on the outer walls.
 "They shot tie." If the tie was on some mans neck, how did that man like it2
 As serious as all the politics may be to the frogs, it's fun for the boys-the newspaper boys.
 The only thing that will cure the base ball fever is to raise the price of admission to the grounds. The Graphic proposes to give the meat of the presidential conventions. It will be sausage meat "chawed" over as it is.
 Thoughts of children, and especially those who are under the blight of physical misfortune, are often refiec- tions from heaven.
 "I cannot sing the old songs," said Charles Eugene Banks. Whereupon thorc was uproarious applause for the space of long time.
 Has anybody seen anything of lit- tie, old, baldheaded, sawed-off man with one eye cut crossways of the leather, who answers to the name of Ben Butler?
 A. Miner Griswold has been on Teras SVtings long enough to be a major-come to think of it, however, Griswold is too short to have been long anywhere.
 A blind boy was once asked the meaning of forgiveness. After think ing few moments he replied: cit is the order which the trampled flower gives out to bless the foot that crushes it."
 "After Blaine, who?" says an ex- chage. We'll, if he's nominated and elected, nearly everybody will be after him. But as neither proposition is probable, there is nobody after him now except Ed Cowen.
 The prohibitionists have a candi- date for president. He is man who wants to have his name filed away SO that it won't get lost if anybody should ever desire to know what it is We haven't had time to look it up yet.
 An article is going the rounds headed "How To Treat Servants" We haven't read it because there is only one way to treat servants. Ask them to come up and name their poison just as you would anybody else, if you are going to do it at all.
 A sharper beat President Cleveland out of two hundred and fifty dollars few days ago. He will need that money before the campaign is over, when men with breaths that could cut with plank, put their arms around his neck, tell him how many votes they will secure for him and borrow couple of dollars for campaign pur- poses.
 In one of the public schools not long ago an exercise was conducted which consisted of each scholar being re- quired to repeat . sentence containing . certain word selected by the teacher. One day the word given out was love. After . number of children had re- peated sentences little Johnny Pem- blecod delivered himself of Solomon's words: "Stay me with fagons! con- fort me with apples, for am sick of love-"
 The crop of aspiring youngsters who mark their witty paragraphs and send them broadcast over the country, promises to be very large this season. These youngsters live but abort time in sjournalism." Their witticisms at tract no attention; and, disappointed not with themselves but with the public, they seek revenge by estab- fishing themselves q proprietors of railroad eating houses.