New-York tribune., 1888-03-25

THE TALK or THE DAY.

krchdeacon Farrar has presented TO Mr. George
W. Childs the manuscript Of the sermon which he
p ca he'll at 81. va gaFets, Westminster Church
OF the House of Commons-on the occasion Of the un-
yelling OF the Milton window presented by Mr
Chlds. Tho sermon. which was a splendid euoSy
OF MIltons character and life, was especially note
worthy as coming from clergyman Of the Church
to which Milton strongly opposed.
Scene at Railroad station.-Gentleman with grip
saclt-what time does the next train start for Blank
viei
Ticket .Aesnt-wel: can't tell for certain The he
willingness to start at that hour. II he finishes MS
lunch in time, but tho engineer has an engagement
oclock Tho president Of the road has Just gone
down to see whom the fireman and brakeman viii DO DO
ready, and If they agreeable, and the train boy
doesn't object, We shall probably get the train ont
time this afternoon But do not bet TOO much
young gentleman. and II he doesn't feel like going out
to-day. why then OF course we shall be 'olsea u"
cancel the trafn.-( Boston Transcript.
aAnd this is fame" A PhlladeiphIan who r'cenly
died left directions in his VIII that his entire fortune
should 10 expended upon a monument to be placed
over his grave. IT would not re an entirely unjust
Judgment upon him for his selfshness II the artist
who IS given the contract for the Lettering should
make mistake In stclling the name of the dead de-
parted.
Old Holman would like to be Governor of Indiana
Well, II Indiana wants Democratic Governor Holman
is just tho sort Of that she ought to get
into Justice Tegner's Office and exclaimed:
al wants Colonel Jones', who fibs mex door to me-
put under 81 oO0.o00 bonds Ter keep dc pease'"
. Has hs threatened your lfel"
" He has done dat berry ting He sad he war ,r
hen house plum fun oh Observation-Disclosures Siftings
A man recently advertised In a Chicago paper for
" an unmltigated liar"
True To His Motto.-Patlent--Then you think It's
all up with me, doctor}
PWelI, cyS we IN must I ali die once and may as we'll
go now as afterward. You're sure I'm going
P-Then let M have your bill
D-My billl NY dear sir. this Is very UNUSUAL
You should give your thoughts to more serious mat
P.-My motto has always Ssen r, npsy as yo" sO'
So he paid and went.-tBeston Courier.
western Judge has decided that people may fry
onions, even " IT Is disagreeabc TO the ne:ghbors.
Domestic AfifctIons-Mrs Hobson Ito caIer): Your
husband has been dead nearly two years has he nor
caught severe cold which developed into pneumonia
Eut really must be going Mrs. Ho6son- ~ sao , dog
after all the trouble rye had, wouldn't like you to
get pneumonia. Tho Epoch
federation of clubs and similar societies in Paris
has formed with the object Of cheapening medical
attendance. Adult members of the association pay
forty cents year for medical attendance, and children
twenty cents
When he was ooy.-Nocey has arrived at the age
and graces that are supposed to DO tho prerosatyes Oh
the lords Of creation. During the sau.e storm as
spoken of above while the family debating the
possibilities OF tho coal and provisions wihstanding
tho promised SIEGE Neely remarked, In nonehaant
way Well, wasn't there such storm as his when
was a boyis YES said his sister Mary, Quie hly
Z" this Is the stolm."-( (Harper's Bazaar.
Germany IL said to bc the greatest potatoeatlng
country In the world
Colonel Fred. Mussey. the charming and accom-
pshed CORES poDdent Of " The Cincinnati Commercial
Gazette Is very solid with his edtorlnchlef Murat
Hastead, and Nr. II. occasionally gives his lieutenant
editorial puff. In tho last ono. after little tsGy,
hs concluded by saying Musseys letter In that issue
alone worth the price of two years subscription tn
tho "C-G.p This In money value, at s14 year. the
C-G.'s' rate, would equal sea. OF course the Colo
mel greatly tckied. and 10 celebrate the event,
and get Joke tho editor, he Invited three friends
to dinner which to cost s2S After the
dinner the Colonel sent bill for that amount. with
the editorial inclosed to Mr.. IL. and awaited develop
ments. They camo In this form:
Onlce Commcrcl al G azette,
Cincinnati Ohio
Colonel F d. Mussey'
Your bin for S2S for dinner. with incfosure of eit
tortal, received. In reply 1 nclosc you bin for
advertising In editorial column: seven lines at -
ne S35 Balance due, 81. Please remit. and ohlige,
yours truly, ~ IIALSTEAD