New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-21

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Some one who has noticed that lawn tennis suits
are made loud this year, that they are made so to
60 with the racquet
The man who has brandnew typewriter and
leisure and lots of inenwove manuscript paper cannot
hs feeling a me- d nai IN he sn only think
something to say.-(Journal OF Education.
Some ono Is advertising fulldress suits for bathing
After the baher takes dip any suit is full-of water
AT the Club.-Tom (wearly)- Another conquest,
Arthur do wish the girls wouldn't fall In love with
Arlhur-Why the deuce don't you keep away from
Tom-Good gwaclous, old fcl, the wemedy Is worse
than tho disease, don't you know-Washlngton Cri'ic
How 1t Is Done.-Mrs Degusha-Nir. Brown, don't
you think Miss Smith IS very beautiful girlf And
she is Intellectual
Mr. Brownies but, as was going on to say, the
inclcmency of the weather prevented me from attend
ing the last meeting, and lost
Later. Mrs. Degusha TO Miss Smith-Mr. Brown
IS quite taken with you, my dear He paid you
lovely compliment to-day. He said you were the most
Intellectual and beautiful girl he had ever met
In the North Woods the work goes bravely on;
Landlords guides, tourists, "sp0rtsmen' ana railroad
work OF destruction. The state has its elaborate and
expensive systems for tho conservation of It's forests
and game and fish but the destroycrs make away in
a year with moro than these cumbrous and inefficient
bureaus can replace In decade The trout hog; me
deer butcher the dynamite cartridge hend, tho night
hunter the steerap deer stalker and the like are In
creaslng instead of decreasing -(Forcst and Stream.
Claus sprcckcls is reported to have mado recently
tho snug sum of 81, 900, 900 sugar 1t remains
true all the same as the poet has remarked that
there's nothing half sweet in life as Loves young
dream.
That's t mgh u oy ney are
said Mugwump to a Democrat You mean the
that and he a wants All ns to
s'pose IN said tho Democrat Oh worse than that ~
replied the Muswamp 4" 5Sso Of @E w66
"Great Scott = interrupted tho Democrat, can this
take t the taste out OF our mouths And they
(Norristown Herald
Life at tho seashore is diversified. First they have
a hot G. and then It gets cold that they feel like
turning the o.
indicated His ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS ito prisoner)-The
ear Knocked him endSse and then walked up and
down his body; what did no do that you should thus
Prlsoner-Your Honor, he allowed that wasn't no
gentleman.-(The Epoch.
Tho Pttsburg Law and Order League has suppressed
tho sale of milk shakes Sunday. They say that
the milk of human kindness IS ono thing, but the
deadly milk shake is quito another.
Makes Him Weary Berry, deah boy said one Of
his subjects, you look vewy aw-t,ird yol knows
YES replied Berry, ce6ly. I'm tagged out Just
been forced To lay dcbt"-(Iho Epoch.
Pat" shcedy, who ought to know, says that no has
recently visited all the famous gambling resorts of
Europe, and tfat none of them come up to Long
Branch. IL Is therefore not surprising 20 hear that
three Of the greatest gamblers In the country II not IN
the world, are at Long Branch this summer.
The Latest at tho windsor-Dritish Visltor-Is mo
luggage all down the lift
Hotel Clerk-les, sir
British sitorIiavc II put the stage for Boston,
me boy and, mo boy, II you'd send along of the
drivers that Bret llarte and Mark Twain have made
SO familiar, you'd obllge mo l-tMldsummer Puck.
Americans generally might well follow the example
Of the Mormons In one thing, namely tho obscrva-
ton of holiday called Old Folks Day. Holidays
oommcmoratIng some National event too apt to DO