The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-03-01
NEWS IN "A NUTSHELL.
a DeIie hIIul Dish Of All Sorts
From Every w here.

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The first woman doctor in Mexico
has lately had bull fight given in her
honor.
The grand jury at Chicago has dicid
ed to return five Indictments against
Tascott, who killed Millionaire Smell.
Two Mormon elders were run out of
Madison County by indignant citizens
thru tatening them with coat of tar
and feathers.
The Supreme Court of Dakota has
decided that prohibition must be en-
furced in sixty-four counties carried at
the recent election,
Familiarity breeds contempt. Use
Warmers Log Cabin Extract and do
away with the pain you are familiar
with. SOC and 81,
A recovery Of the nearly lost ar; of
making home made bread is promised,
since some enthusiastic ladies have
started touching it in the Philadelphia
public schools
A rusty strand will weaken the
strength of cable. Use Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparila, and strengthen the
cable. Largest bottle in the market,
100 doses 81, Druggists.
P. T. Barnum has sent over com
mittee ot nautical experts to examine
the Great Eastern with view to pur-
chasing the steamer to convey his
entire show to England in the spring.
A New York theatrical manager, in
answer to the question Of what books
had helped him most, gave as his Sc
lection Webster's spelling book and
McGutfty's arithmetic.
If Senator Sherman should feel cali
ed upon to give perfectly frank opin-
ion Of his chances for the Presidency,
be would probably quote from that il.
ustrious dame who said, "Som etimes
| thinks, and then agiu don't know !"
The word Leuct, now universally
called Lent. is not descriptive of the
pcnitentisI season, but simply means
spring. The word is almost Identical
in ngelo-Saxon. Dutch and modern
German.
Calamities that happen to us are
trials those that happen to others are
judgments Show good judgment and
avoid calamities by giving Warmers 5
! Log Cabin Sarsaparilla trial. II pu-
, rifles the blood, regulates the regula-
t tor, and insures good health. Largest
bottle in the market, 100 doses for 81.
Druggists
A highly important discovery has
been made at Athens. In the south
eastern corner Of the Parthenon a
; large statue has been found, which
1 scientists think may belong to one OF
the missing figures which formerly
occupied positions on the eastern ped
iment of the temple, about which
many volumes Of learned conjecture
have been written.
Pain masters the mind-health is
the secret Of power Who can expect
4 To be a master-mind in business, OF
: hold positions Of trust, who is daily
lp>iog health and strength with :
J.. hacing cough? Cure it with Warner
Log Cabin Cough and Consumption
Remedy, 1t is certain cure. Scots
and 81.
Last year special trains on the Eng
lish railways were provided in larg'
numbers for the Queens jubilee guests
BY some oversight these eminent per
u sonages were permitted to ride with
9 out tickets, and now the railways hav,
" good sum to charge to profit ant
= loss-mostly loss. The British Gov
ernment will not pay cent and tn
II Queen sees no reason why she shoul'
! pay, and so nice little scandal is TIL
result.
: Earnest Renan evidently has som
d confidence in the powers ofpersuasior
la Il sometimes think, said Mr., Renar
If that from the depths of hell | sha
manage to soften God-if | am allow
ed to address my petit ons to Him i
=. French, hut it is certain that they wi
=, lose all their salt if am obliged t
=, translate them into German" Henc
"a Mr. RenaD wittily said II trust I
= you to make the French language tn
~ tongue of eternity. If it is not | al
"a lost"
e. The new fisheries treaty which hs
re been made public, appears to be in til
a. main q fair one and if ratified shoul
"a end the vexatious disputes which hay
er arisen about our fishing rights on Il
k Dominion coast. Whether the SCI
ate will get as mad about its provi
he ions as the Canadians appear to |
i'll and reject it remains to be seen. 1t