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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

az 10, an, ~. .,,.,
Won thst - ,,,.ss.s ~. ~ a, IN usn ASSURE
Tho doctorss ,,,s,'. ~ -. ,,s...s.,,.. ~ ~ lie.
That go,tI.r,,.n ror.r ,~a.,.s - AZ. s..s
Of his own voice rh,ch ,ras 80 - az t-'..,'
apreeahle enongh 10 hssr ~, ,os s Sss .'
listener. who was NOT 60 cyn,csiiv ind;sarcrt
ne Aras..si. - -, s,,..,...s..... -. ~.
his mettle by the most relevant objecticms
Besides, was he not educating the boy, And
education, philosophers are agreed, "a the
most philosophical OF duties What can bs
more heavenly to poor mankind than TO have
ones hobby grow into Q duty TO the stated
Then, indeed, do the ways Of life become
ways Of plessantness. Never had the doctor
seen reason TO be more content with his en-.
dowments. Philosophy flowed smoothly from
his lips, He was 80 agile dialectician that
he could trace his nonsense when challenged,
back to some root In sense, and prove It 10 be
sort OF flower upon his system He slipped
out OF antinomies like fish, and left his dis
ciple marveling at the rabbits depth.
Moreover deep down in his heart the doc
tor was disappointed with the III success of
his more formal education. A boy. chosen
by so acute an observer for his aptitude. and
guided along the path of learning NV 90 mill
osophc an instructor, was bound. Inv IN.
nature of the universe, to make n mora obvi.
GUS and lasting advance, Now Jean. Marie
was slow In all things. fmpepetrablo an
others; and his power of forgetting was fu,iv
on level with his power TO learn Tbersforo
the doctor cherished his perinata.;c i.c,,ro.'
to which the boy attended. which ho s,onor'
ally appeared to enjoy. and bv which h.
often profited.
MANY and many yroro th, tall, u,
together: and health and ,nodarat;,,, ',y0.', na
the subiect Of the doctor,s d;,,aaat,n T1
these no lovinoIv raturnad
uI ,.oa CO.., vi. ,,,o,,,s
nast,ras NJ s,,sto,' -. ey ene eree,i
cinos sra ,.a:,,r,,a a.; 10y ' os' my neui,
eyceSs piassa,, nat,,ro I ,.,' AVOID
notnra ohhors .,,1 as.s,,,;.'. I,, Veini~,aee
nno,, Io,, T., .his -. ...n..V eA.ess. Hu-
distonca har ,,rn,;a;.',.e I'M inmates az great
tn s,n,,,.,,a,, ,,,,s go. al must S.rVe
how ra ,,,st ~, i.,', .. '. sne a". ies,
our no;ohho,s s,..u ~ S anu ior
nha,;c t,,ronno,s Ia, Is @, eu, en-
ions h,,n,.n ,,,;,, s,,,r,, .ou se craPu-
hoy, Tbs iudca thn,,ns, ,n . Inn rom ms
sion of d;ssasa q Iass oga,,a;, "n "ui,iis-
a;tbar tbo do,,or 81. ~. -. o 'nam
the doctor--tbe dootor a "a H., ,'.,,.,', % a.,
and gorbaoa Of HE rhar,,,s .,e p I1asn M
nir-from the neigbbprha.,i ot LuIe
for the sake Of tho .,rraa,i,, pne'un'
adulterated wine and tba r,,,act,pns nt ui'
sonbisticated snirit IN tha ,,roso, Va q" .. uli-
works of natura--tbeSo INV, 10, ~ .t =, 'ne
medical appliances and tho bsst ,oI;,;",, DsS
comforts re-, ,,a,,,.,s a.. -. ieng"us
~ ara ara fba halls ~ p,,rro,, an. =.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

Are you disturbed at night ana broken OF
your rest by q sick child suffering and crying
with the excruciating pain of cutting teeth I
II SO, go at once ana get q bottle of MRS.
WINsLOW'S sOOTHING SYRUP. 1t will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer immediately-de-
pend upon It there Is no mistake about It.
There is not q mother on ear tn who has eve
used II, who will not tell you at once that II
Will regulate the bowels. ana give rest to the
mother, ana relief ana health to the child,
operating like magic 1t IL perfectly safe TO
use in all cases ana pleasant TO the tase, and ID
the prescription OF one OF the Oldest ana best
female physicians and nurses In the United
States. SOLD everywhere, 6 cents bottle.
mayl9lydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

I bought medicine In thirteen states, but
nothing helped me TIL 1 used Ely's Cieam
Balm. In four Gays l could hear as well as
ever. am cur' Of catarrh as we'll. 1t is the
best medicine ever used.-Garrett Widlick,
Hastings, N. Y.
couio scarcely speak 1t was almost impes-
sfble TO breath through my nostrtls. Using
Ely's Cream Balm q short time the trouble en-.
tirely disappeaTed.-J. U. Tlchenor, Shoe Mer.
ch ant, ELF zabetb, n. j. jl22w 2wdeodAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
ITO be Continued J
The Bomsliest nan in Lancs

Hh6 HUfn0Hebt UHn IN LhhChBtff.
As we'll as the hAndsomest, and others are
invited to call on any druggist ana get free q
trial bottle OF kemp's Baisam for the Throat
and LuDgs, remedy tnat is selling entirely
upon Its merits and Is guaranteed to cure and
relieve all Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma,
BRONCHITIS and (onsumpt on. Price 30 cents
ana q.
janl3-lyd&w tl
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
Bucklen's ArnicA sAIve.

sores, Ulcers, Salt kheum. Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns. and all
Skin xruptions, and positively cures Piles. or
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
rs cents per box. FOR sale by ii. B. Cochran,
Drussist Nos. ls7 and l@ North Queen street,
Lancaster, Pa 1une2llyo
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
IRA VELERS GUIDE.
PEADINa & COLUMBIA II. H.
Arrangement OF Passenger Trains on, ana
after, SUNDAY, MAY IL, 1855.

SUNDAY.
Leave
Quarryvfllea at 710 q IN.
King Street, Lanc.. At SOS a. M. and as r. m.
Arrive At
Reading. io.loa. m. ana s.SS p. m.
Leave.
Reading. at 7eo n. M, and 4 p. m.
Arrive at
King street, Lane. at aeOa a. m, and $50 p. m.
ouarryvillos ut 6.4o y. m. 4,
ATrains connect at Reading with traina -
ana from Philadelphia, Pottsville. HARRISBURG,
AAIlentown ana New York, via. Bound Brook
AT Columbia, with trains 10 ana from Yorh
Hanover. 2ettysburg. Frederick and Baltf
At Marietta junction with trains to aud
non. S
At Lancaster Junction. with trains "a ana
from Lancaster, Quarry vile, ana Chichies,
A. N. WILSON buper1ntand0nt
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

Rupture cure guaranteed by DR.. J. b. Mayer
s3l Arch street, Philadelphia. Ease at Oh CO,
no operation or delay from business. attssted
by thousands OF cures after others tail, advice
free, SEND for circular, marl0-lydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

IA ct II. n. Cochran's Drug Store, Nos. lS7
ana l3s North Queen b.. Lancaster, Pa
aprA2md&W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13

CAFE, SURE AND SPEEDY CURE.
~ Rupture. yar1coceie and special Diseases
of either sex. Why be humbugRed by Quacks
when ou can nnd In DIR. Wright the only RBa-
ULAR PHYSICIAN in Philadelphia Who makes q
specially OF the above diseases. ana CURss
THsnf CURBs GUARANTEED. Advice Free DAY
ana evening. Strangers can be treated and re-
turn home same day. Offices private.
DIR. W. Ii. WRIGHT,
74l North Ninth street, Above Race,
p 0. Boz 673 Philadelphia
fsb&plydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
SPECIAL NOTICES.

AS
Don't allow anyone to make you believe any
other remedy is Just as good for sick headache
not true. This is the only remedy In the world
that strikes at the root of the disease and
drives II out. Give II q trial.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
For First Place.

great amount of political engineering
will be done by friends of candidates to se-
cure for their man the first place on the
the coveted place. Then II emo oorsed by the
maiol ity OF the people. the election is assured.
Electric Bitiers has been put 10 the front, Its
unanimously given the first place, among
remedies peculiarly adapted to the relief and
stomach. Electric Bitters. being guaranteed,
Is safe inves' ment.
Price soc. per bottle at ii. b. Cochran's Drug
store, lS7 and l3s North Queen Street, Lancas.
tar. Pa. t3l
COUGH, WHOOPIN9 COUGH ana Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by shiloh 3 Cure SOLD by
n. b. cochran, druggist Nos. III and lS9 North
Queen st. Lancaster, Pa tN
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-06-13
Their Busin sas Booming,

Probably no one thing has caused sucb rusb
OF trade at Cochran's drug store as their giving
away TO their customers OF SO many free, trial
bottles OF DR.. Kings New Discovers for Con.
sumption. Their trade is simply enormous in
this very valuable article from the fact that it
Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Group ana ali tbfost
and lung diseases quickly cured. Yos can test
It before buying by getting trial bottle free,
Everv bottle warranted. (N
THAT HACKING COUGH can DO SO q uicRiy
cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee II. sold
by Ii. Is. Cochran druggist Nos. Isl ana 30
North Queen a., LancaStAr, Pa IN
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
WHAT A LIE COST.

One of CromwepS daughter Frances
suitors was Rey. jeremiah White, her faith
er's chaplain. Cromwell did not favor the
suit. Hearing one day that the chaplain
was alone with Frances, he rushed angrily
INTO the room, where he discovered the
chaplain on his knees. with Fanny's hand
agains: his lips.
"What is the meaning Of this position?"
he asked.
"May 1t please your highness," replied
the chaplain, al haYe a long time courted
that gentlewomsn there, my lady's woman,
and cannot prevail. ! was, therefore,
humbly praying her ladyship to nterceds
for me-
Cromwell knew the man was lying, but,
being willing TO take the lie for truth, he
turned to the maid saying:
"What is the meaning of this, huzzy?
Why refuse the honor Mr.. White would do
youP He is my friend and expect you to
treat him as such"
The girl, willing to make the most of her
opportunity, replied with a courtesy and
blush "If Mr.. White intends me that hon
or, shall not be against him."
"Sayest thou so lass?n cried Cromwell
"Call Goodwin. The business shall be
done before leave the room"
Goodwin. clergyman, promptly respond
ed, the two we're married then and there,
and Cromwell gave the bride dowry OF
$500. The result of the ehaplain's lie was
fifty years of welded unhappness.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
A VIVID PICTURE OF A BATTLE.

A lad asked General Averill how he felt
in his first battle. The General said:
Leaving out of consideration some twen-
ty odd Indian fights in which was engaged
before the war, and in one of which was
wounded SO as to be obliged TO walk on
crutches for nearly two years, will state
that my first fight was Bull Run, in 1861,
NV feeling on entering the battle was, as l
saw the enemy fastening to their position,
that there was a great and useless crime
about To be committed; the second, as can
remember the whizzing and hurtling of the
first solid shot from the enemy through the
trees and tearing along the ground, was of
the fierce and terrible force of cannon
ball; next was startled, amazed and hor-
riiied to see man who had been hit on the
head by fragment OF shell springing about
and shedding blood like chicken with its
head stricken off; after that wonder at the
excitement, amounting to kind of delr-
.ium, of our chief commanders, who galloped
about yelling TO any one who would keep
still enough to listen about what the enemy
were doing, and generally calling for re-
endorsements like frightened idiots; then
the wofrl lack of a capable commander of
all our forces, with headquarters, was
felt; and, to skip to the last, uncomfortable
indignation and modification at the failure
of our army to win the battle, as with the
rear We withdrew from the field. The only
consolation to be found was to know that
the enemy were not much, IL any, better off
than ourselves in efficient handling
trust you will never be called upon to nm
dergo such trying sensations"
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What "PaculIari' Maans.

Applied to Hoods Sarsaparila, the word
Peculiar is of reagt importance, 1t means
that Hoods Sarsaparilla is different from
other preparations in many vital points,
which make it thoroughly honest and
reliable medicine. It is Peculiar, in strict
ly med cal sense; first, in the combination
of remedial agents used; second, in the pro-
portions in which they are prepared; third
in the process by which the active curative
of the medicine are secured.
Study these points WELL They mean vol
umes. They make Hoods Sarsaparille Pc
cular in its curative powers, as it accom-
pishcs wonderful cures hitherto unknown.
and which give to Hoods Sarsaparills
clear right to the title of "The greatest
blood purifier ever discovered
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
AM INcInENr oF rHE WAR.

At = meeting Of the Loyal Legion the
other evening was reminded of one of the
most peculiar incidents Of the war. which
has never been published. While we were
before Atlanta we had pushed up orr lines
close against the breastworks of the Con
federates until we were within few yards
Of each other. There were two brlgades,
separated only by ravine. Every time
man showed himself above his works he
was peppered at Down in the ravine was
a spring, and both sides used to 60 there at
night 10 get water, nobody daring to ap-
proach 1t by daylight, One day heavy
fog fell oyer the camp, and every man at
once rose up glad to stretch and be able TO
walk around without being shot at Some
of the men were cooking their meat and
boiling their coffee, others walked around
on the works.
Suddenly, without an instant's warning,
gust of wind came up and blew the fog
away as quickly as you could snap your
finger, and there were the men of the two
opposing brigades out in plain view upon
eNNh WNAhof ~ ca ppotN tidi ~ NOiltN NONla
haYe moved down half of them But no
one was prepared for the emergency; not
gun in hand; no one made an effort to
arm himself. Thus both sides faced each
other in suspense. Then, by some mex.
phcable impulse, party of the Confeder-
ates, which had evidently started to the
spring, pot in hand, continued leisurely on
their way. do not know why, but our
men did not molest them, and some OF
them even went down to the spring them
selves. What follows seems strange. A
tacit truce was declared, and during the
few days that the two brigades continued
to face each other across the ravine it con-
tinued, and not a shot was fired by the men
Of one side at the men of the other. They
would fire at the brigades at either side and
diagonally, but never at each other, and
the men would meet In the ravino to trade
and converse. tell this narrative to show
that there was no bitterness between the
individuals of the two sides. Both were
fighting for the cause.-lSt. Louis GIobe4
Democrat
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
"A STRIKING tale-the whaleIs.

"A striking tale-the whales.
Country stiles are cut crossway.
-Bowled robbery--cheating at ten-pins.
The dentist pulls what he doesn't plant.
"A pair of suspenders--two eXecutioners.
There's many grip on the midnight
nip.
With lovers every day isa read letter
day.
Striking a bance is not a breach of the
peace.
If ship srnyes in port second late
they dock it.
"A man is a bad egg when the hest of
him is on the outside,
How to get rich-live on air and sleep
on clothes line.
Gloves last the longest with the lady
who has a diamond riEg.
"A man with a big nose isn't always
handsome, but he's nobby.
Cats have no fixed political belief.
They are usually on the fence.
No man can truly feel for the poor
without feeling in his pocket.
Lies go by telegraph; the Truth comes
in by nail three hours late.
A New York mau has invented paste
board window-blinds which make cow
shed look like An Italian villa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
A Sound Legal Opinion.

f. Bainbridge Munday Esq, County Atty
Clay Co.. Tex. says "IIaye used Electric
Bters with most happy Iesnlts. My brother
also was very low with Malarial Fever and
Jaundice, bat was cured by timely use Of
this medicine. Am satisfied Elected BitterS
saved his life"
Mr.. d. |. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, KY,
adds a like testimony, saying: He positively
believes he would have died, had it not been
for Electric Biuers,
This great remedy will ward of, as well
as cure all Malarial Diseases, and for ali
Kidney, Liver and Stomach Disorders stand
Price soc. and 81 at I. Thomas
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

let that cold of yours run on. You think 1t
a light thing. But it may into catrrh Or
into pneumonia. Or Consumption.
Catarrh is disgusting. Pneumonia is dan
gerous. Consumption is death itself
The breathing apparatus must be kept
healthy and clear of all distractions and
offensive matter. Otherwise there is trouble
ahead
All the diseases OF these parts, head, nose
throat bronchial tubes and lungs, can be
delightfully."- and entirely cured by the u.s.
ing Boschee's German Syrup. If YOU don't
know this already, thousands of people cane
tell you. They have been cured by it, and
ok now howit is, themselves" Bottle only
L,,jcents. Ask any druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
LIrTLB BY LITTLE.

step by step the Alpine climber
Presses upward sure and slow,
Till his feet are firmly planted
In the realm OF eudless snow
Blow on blow the sculptor fashions
Roughness into symmetry,
Till lhe dark rock CLEANS with brightness
In its newborn majesty.
Touch by touch the picture groweth
Into beauty life and light,
Till a wondrous revelation
Bursts upon the raptured sight
Stroke by stroke the clock aye ringeth
Welcome TO eternity,
Adding warning unto warning,
To the heart in Inc and thee.
Word by word the book is written,
With its tale Of woe or veal,
Till the throbbing thoughts like music
Through the trembling spirit steal
Wave on wave the wild tide creepeth.
Farther Oh and up the shore,
Till the stranded boats are floating
Free and huoyant as of yore,
Such is life in all its phases,
Little things make up the great
Therefore scorn them not, but make them
Stepping to heavens gate.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

"A Chicago woman, the wife of q
policeman, rugged up in her husbands uni
form, and nobody detected the disguise
until she allowed herself to be found when
a row was going on. Then they knew she
wasn't one of the force
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
FLOWERS OF LEE.


Go, plant flower within some heart.
A Hover OF kindness rare.
To bloom when other Joys depart
Aud shed its fragrance there.
The heart that holds one precious flower,
Just one of purest mold,
Possesses more than wealth or power
Fer gave to monarch old.
For wealth and power give Joy to none.
least but transient CLEANS;
And, like midday summer sun,
Pour down their scorching beams.
But human kindness! human love-
Sweet flowers that bud and bic ON,
Eternal springs of joy they prove
When all is wrapped in gloom.
&c, plant such flowers day by day,
To bloom IN beauty rare;
And as you walk life's wear way,
Their fragrance you shall share.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
Remember This

II you are sick Simmons Liver Regulator
will surely and nature in making you we'll.
lfyou are cestive or dyspeptic or are suffer
ing from any other of the numerous diseases
of the Liver, Stomach or Bowels, it is your
fault if you remain i'll, for Simmons Liyer
Regulator is sovereign remedy n all suck
complaints
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

Catarrh cured, health and sweet breath
secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
80 cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by Dr.
Horn, Lehighton, and Biery, Weissport
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

Will you suffer with Dyspepsia aud Liver
Complaint? Shiloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed
10 cure You. Sold by Dr. Horn, I.ehighton,
and Biery, Weissport
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

That hacking cough can be so quickly
cured by Shilohs Cure. We guarantee it.
Sold by DIR. Horn, Lehighton, and Biery,
Weissport.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

"A country farmer says that gate
money" is that which is expended for the
damage caused by Charles and Ella.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

Over 800 pennies were found in the
stomach of Barnum S late lamented white
elephant. He did not, it seems, keep his
money in his trunk
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

-Toast-An honest lawyer, the noblest
work Of God, when an old farmer added,
"And about the scarcest.'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

The pretty maiden fell overheard, and
her lover leaned over the side of the as she
rose to the surface, and said; "Gve me
your hant." ''Please ask papa" she said.
as She sank for the second time.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

--reaeher--What is the difference,
Tommy, between a German and Dutch
man?
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

The telephone companies need never
tell their customers to call again.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

Every duty We somit obseurss some
truth We shOuld haYs known.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14


"A camel will work seven or eight days
without drinking. In this respect he differs
from some men who drink seven or eight
davs without working.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

of heart-disease-he had the heart up his
sleeve. 1t was an ace, and when he was
about 10 take in the gold he took in the
load
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
FRANK p. D1EHL,

NORTH STREET
- Practical Blaeksmith& Horseshoer
MtL4a, Is prepared 10 do all work in his line
-1gs.As In the best manner and at the lowest
prices. Please cali novs6-s6-iy
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14

If you are indebted to the ADVOCATE
for subscription, advertising or JOB printing
please remit the amount. We need the
money to meet running expenses Of the Of
flee.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-01-14
The Secret Societies.

" NJ. c. A., meet every evening, except sun
Kenerers hall. s~-Y You are cordially invited
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1888-01-28

LOUIS J. VOORHEES,,
Attorney -at-Law and Notary Public.
ST.. MARTINvILLE, La.
Will practice and promptly attend to
collection of claims in st. Martin and
adjoining parishes. July 16.1y