The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-04
BRIGHT BITS

SEooK yellow bearded)-I say, old fellow, I'm
going to have my beard dyed to match my new
brown suit.
Jook-Dye it green, why don't yon, to match
your head?-The idea.
II HOPE you appreciate the fact sir, that in
marrying my daughter you marry large
hearted, generous girl - Il do, sir with
emotion, and. hope she inherits those qualities
from her father."-Life.
Mr.. BIBBER next morning)-Oh, my head! 1t
is wonder that man will put al enemy into
his mouth to steal away his brains.
Mrs. Bbber--lf that's what you did 1t for.
Bihber, | think the enemy got badly left.-Terre
Houte Express.
ABOUT this time the farmer sits at eventide
upon the flour barrel at the country store dis
cussng the disgraceiul inefficiency of the Lon
don police, ana then goes home to find that
them tarnation boys have been into his apple
orchard again.-Bosto1 transcript.
Mrs. BLINEs-John, I do believe you have for
gotten to water the horse to-day. Remember,
John, a merciful man is mercitul to his beast.
Mr.. Blinks (repentant)-You are right. did
forget it. Carry bucket out to him, won't
you, my dear Philadelphia Record
HEARTLEss.-"Ah, Brown, one moment"
said the poet. Can you suggest title for my
book Of poems? 1t Is to be pubshedin the
spring"
rs it collection of your published 80
Yes"
Cali it Hard Lines wallpapers Bazaar.
He ION the brink of a proposol)-I like your
charming SEX SO much, you know; but really,
don't know how to take a woman.
She willing to help him on-I think can tell
you
SHow:"
For better or for worse "-Neg York Trib
une
HOWELL GIBBoN lat the club window(-Awl
It's very fatiguing to work this way without
any weturns think I'll go home.
Remsen kualer-WorkZ Why, dear boy.
you've done nothing but gaze out of that window
for all hour
Howell Gibbon-Ya-as, l know; and not
single lady has gone by in ten minutes,-Er-
change.
STRANGER from Dakcta)-I hear you are
ma lng mustard plasters by the yard, always
ready for use.
~ .glss-Ies, sir Would you like to try
one?
Not now bit if you'll warrant 'em coed and
hot you can send me about forty yards by ex
press to Blizzardyille Oak. Winter is coming
on and wool is. LOO high for poor folks. "-Pattu-
detphio Record god
MUsT TAKE THEIR CHANcEs.-Three times
during the last month we have surprised our
self and the public by hopping the floor with
ASSISTANTS, While on two occasions We have
ANONYMOUSLY took to flight. We state il as a
physiological fact.fhat there are times when we
mad as lief fight dozen men, and other times
when we'd run rom a ood-sized boy. Parties
planning TO lick us must be prepared to take
their chances. We may fight like q lion or run
like n jack-rabbitIhe Arizona Kicker, in De-
rot FTce Press
HUSBAND dmpatenty)-Is it possible, my
dear. that you cannot keep those children quiet
for moment?
NItu taoosh.ngiy) -Now, John, don't be harsh
with the poor little innocent things; it is nat
ural for them to be full of spirit, and theyr
doing the best they can.
Husband-Wen, if | could have moments
peace 1 would sit down and write that check for
$50 that you've been bothering me for.
Wife tsternlvl-Cnildrep go up stairs at once :.
and if hear another word from you to night
I'll punish you severely.-Life