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An OIfloe Boy,a Dime.

10 he BAttor OF The Evsntno World
/ am an once boy, only getting 81 so Q week,
but ] can give 10 cents for the New York Club. !
know they viii bring back the pennant
ARCHIE DRAKE.
"A Van Relpen avenue, Jersey City Heights,
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var. trt1duAh's Charge Withdrawn.
ny permission OF Justice o'Reily, Andrew Fried.
man, the broker, withdrew at Inc Tombs this
mornlng the charge OF L esp!ng Q gambling house
ytS.eIIeu oy MIN against William Noble, II, p,
'SAhsoh ana otherA at ths ureuobic uAts,
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For Buck RwinE,s stick.

10 tie Editor Of Tie EusRfnD World:
Ten cents In stamps for o bar for Ewing.
JENNIE SHIELDS, West Seventeenth street,
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p,orliNGFlELp, MasI. Sept. s.-Mrs, Charles
mn nv sd no,"l In TsnPlston vas destroyed by are
= morse, eight hogs aud ak tons OF nav were aJso
ouihed up. Loss 81. 600.
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DIR. GIonnIe's daughter.

b. L. FarjeOn's latest completed novel, q story
Of live human interest, published with Tomorrow
Journal. srhe novel And newspaper only four
cents. -
The evening world., 1888-09-08
Why Men Don't Marry.

Mr.. II. NJ. Rosenfeldrs stirring and fascinating
lyric on this all-important topic published, words
aud muIic. in to-moEroW's Journal -
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Called hirIkan.

esNS
We're doing our best, Washington, but you must
pail, too.
Chorus Of Croaksrs-why. oh. why don't the
Giants tumblef
That pennant 10 still nearer. but Mutrie won't
say 30 even yeL
The prospect Of those high hats for Boston is
narrower than IL waA-
Giant base hits weren't many yesterday. but
were put where they would count.
Again that blessed niuth inning. And the CHI
eaGoes caught the racket yesterday, too Did you
notlceS
Quinn, OF the BostonS, batted another home run
yesterday, and added 10 Il Two three-bsggerS and
o single.
1t Wasn'st strictly courteous TO the Colonies, on
the nrst day, but thet's the baseball way 10 do II,
Brooklyn.
1hs double umpire plan worked brayely NJ In
dianApolis yesterday. and kiekers subsidized into
mere grunters.
In their half Of the ninth, yesterday, Auson's
double and two singles
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70 ne EdifoT Of Inc EVENING World!
Hurrah for the Giantnl Am only O mail be
but nave saved 10 cents TO swell the bat FUND
which / inoiose. WILLIE MRRKLRB,
a Van Reipen avenue, Jersey City Heights.
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Brighton Entries for Monday.

- 70 n EFHNFNU WUWLDsT
BRIGHTON BEACH RAoR TRACK. Sept a-Foliow.
ing is the list OF entries for tho raoeA Monday,
Sept 10:
First R~aee.-Purse ease, for two-year-olds; SELMA
alloUAncoat three quarters Of Q mile,
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ON THE DIAMOND.
Standing Of the Clubs This Morning.
Games Scheduled for To-Day.

Games Scheduled for To-Day.
LEAGUE.
New York al Indianapolis.
Boston at Chicago.
Philadelphia at flttIburR.
washington OF Detroit.
Association
LouiSyille at Brooklyn,
Cincinnati at Cleveland.
bt. LOUIS ut Baltimore.
Athletic Va Kansas City al Philadelphia,
CENTRAL LEAGUE.
Jersey City at EASton.
Newark at Allentown.
Elmira al Scranton
AaHieton az WilkesbaTre.
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PAID HER LOVERS RANSOM.
AND TO-DAY THE DEVOTED POLLY BE.
COMES HER RUDOLPH'S BRIDE.

They Foil In Love ut Bergen Point, but on
the Wedding Day Rudolph Saw n Fight
and Was Arrested as n with ess-Poily
Took Her $3.50 Of Savings Out OF the
Bank and Herewith Got Him Out OF
jail.
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HIorristown Awake.

To the Editor Of TIE Evening World:
We have not seen Morristown represented In
your subscription yet, 30 let US be the
- pioneers I" and no doubt others will follow our
lead. lou will please Ind within postal uote for
90 cents. Let It DO q " Giant t" testimonial. Rah
for the Giants. II. +. PIPER,
J. X. khOkENBRR6,
Morristown, N. j, g. II. QUAYLR.
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Warmer Weather, with Rain.
Weather t~,adtcdttonss
For Eastern Heto Y0'h
-~Threatentn0 tcsatasr
ana rain slightly ,oarns.
en- southeasterly WfndS
Increasing Ia N0roe.
Live, strong Novel.

.tpr. Glennio's Daughter" by q. l. FaIjeOn,
novel and the great Newspaper Only four eonts. ss
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THE BAT SUBSCRIPTION.

Further Contribution from the Admlrers OF
tho Giants.
The following contributions to the bat Bat Fund
come in this morning's mall. Total received to
date, $6A 10:
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
Why the Petticoat Must Go.

Few people seem aware how enormously a
petticoat dress of any sort increases the ap-
parent size of the hips until they have seen
the same persons in different e., two
legged dress. The habit of wearing a dress
which causes the duality of the form to be
concealed is the true cause of all the errors
and strange contortions which seem insepa-
rable from women's dress. 1t completely
alters the character of the figure and causes
an ordinary waist to look large and clumsy.
Dress man in woman's skirt and his waist
Immediately appears large, out of all proper
tion to his height; and this result is the
true cause of the compression of the waist
among most European nations. Till it is re-
moved, it is vain to argue against tight
lacing
The majority of women also seem unaware
how unbecoming thing is the tight bodice,
which is the stereotyped form on which their
dress bodces are made. They unconsciously
try to improve upon it by making imitation
vests and waistcoats and falls of lace down
the front. But with loose, tapping skirt an
artistic and becoming form of bodice is out
OF the question, for only tight bodice can
give the hour glass pinch rendered necessary
by the globular form the legs assume when
incased in skirts.-Dress
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a LIZ-TOWN HUMORlST.

Settin' rouud the stove last night,
Down at Wess' store, was me
And Mart Strimpes, Tunk and White
And Doc Bills and two or three
Felers Of the Mudsock tribe
No use tryin' to describe.
And says Doc, he says, says he,
"Talkin' bout good things to eat,
Ripe mushmillion' hard TO beatl"
chawed on And Mart he lowed
Wortermilon beat the mush.
Red he says, land juicy-hush!
I'll jes' leave it to the crowd"
Then a Mudsock chap, says he,
"Punkin's good enough fer me
Punkin pies, mean" he says.
= Them beats millions! What say, WesSf"
chawed on. And Wess says, 'Well,
You jes' fetch that wife of mine
All yer wortermillion rine,
Ard she'll boil it down a SPELL
In with sorgum, suppose
And what else, Lord only knowsl
But I'm here to tell all hands, =,
Them p'serves meets my demands
/ chawed on. And White, he says.
"Well, I'll jes' stand in with Wess-
I'm no hog!' And Tunk says, Il
Guess I'll pastur' out on pie
With the Mudsock boys says he;
Now what's yourn:" he says to me.
chawed on-fer-quite SPELL
Then speaks up slow and dry,
'Jes' tobacker!" l says, !.
And you'd orto' heerd 'em yell!
james Whitcomb Riley.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
TOO UT1ALY UTTA.

I'm called an esthetic young man, = 4
And wude people say am silly; ~
] carway wose and fan,
And dine on the scent of lily;
I'm touched with the bwic bwac cwaZe,
plaque sets my heart in flutta,
Tn sweet and wefined In my ways
In fact, I'm decidedly utta;
Yes, utta; ES
In fact, I'm decidedly utta.
i dwess in picturesque style. =
My costume is simple and soulful;
My face weahs an esthetic smile
That's half idiotic, half doleful.
I've nothing in common with those
Wude people who spwing from the gutta;
But that's too absurd to suppose
I'm quite too decidedly utta;
Yes, utta;
I'm quite too decidedly utta.
On wising pwactice awhile
In fwont of my miwow each mawning,
To catch the expwession and smile e.
That ignowant people are scawDing.
And when through the city pass
l set the gurls' hearts in a flutta;
Though some of them call me an ass,
What mattahs il while am utta!
Yes, utta!
What mattahs it while am utta?
-Somerville Journal.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
POWER IN THE FUTURE.
Possibilities of the Next Century-Powel
in Bales and Barrels.

Possibilities of the Next Century-Power
in Bales and Barrels.
Let any one consider what the steam en-
gine was forty years ago, and then examine
the very latest improved compound engine Of
today, with all its appliances for economy
and efficient service and then let him try to
estimate what the electric motor of thirty
years hence will be- The compound engine,
with its wonderful performance, has come as
a result of long practice, large experience,
profound study, and the application of a wide
acquaintance with principles. Why should
not the electric motor gain as much from the
same sources!
And, If it shall so gain, is it unreasonable
10 suppose that electricity may crowd out
steam, In a good many cases, as a source of
powerf If large power can be stored in the
form OF electricity, so that it may be tran
sported on street car, why may it not be
generated at one point, and then be shipped
70 another, like any ordinary commodity. to
be used as it is wanted' Why, for example.
should not the water power of Niagara be
ehpioyed TO generate power, which shall
,heh be stored transported and sold to oper-
ale mills In Philadelphia There is regular
market now for coal Why should there not
Inen DE regular market for stored power9
why shouid not mill owner then 90 ont
and buy his power, for the season. inst &c ba
buys his cotton, his wool or his dye stuffsa
Ii power can be baled up like cotton or
barreled up like sugar. then we shall have
power dealers, power brokers and. NAV ha
power exchange-in fact, all the details of
a new and important industry. Is this a
fantastic suppositionl Not half SO fantastic
as the notion of travelling from Boston to
Philadelphia in a single night was to our
grandfathers. 1t is rather clearly indicated
possibility, the promise of which is contained
in the street car. which is now moving about
under an impulse derived from steam en-
gine'that stopped before the car started
Textile Record.
Want OF Politeness.
Sarah Jane-Well, Aunt Cruzer, did you
have nice time at the Bowlers':"
Aunt Cruzer-Nice time! Well. it's the
last time set foot in that house. Why, when
/ come to go, they didn't even say, what's
me hurry.-Harpers Bazar.
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Five Minutes of HapDiness.

did e'sr you know five minutes" said the ma
anthrope TO me,
Five minutes in your life, sir, when from tfpuoN
you were free,
Five minutes of true happiness, of pleasure un-
alleged,
In which within your heart you did not feel an
aching void?"
"Oh, yes, I've known FIVE minutes, sir, of happi-
ness in life,
Five minutes when quite forgot all trouble, and
all strife;
Twas when a maiden said to me, while driving
in sleigh,
IN give yeu just five minutes John, to take
your arm away"
Passion Couriar
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Cold and CIammy Congratulations.

Mrs. Sackville-Why, how do you do, my
dear Mrs. Cudleys Delighted to see you.
Shopping, of course!
Mrs. Cudley--Just q little. You know
Mr.. Cudley has been little unfortunate in
his business lately. (He failed for $500, ,O00)
Mrs. Sackville-I know, but how much
more yoa must appreciate things when you
have ia nav Gosh --Jnd0o
Able to Hold His Own.
Mrs. Homer the landlady)-Mr. De Smith
has Just had his breakfast, Mr.. Simpson, and
he made nc complaints about the butter.
Mr. Simpson-No, s'pose not. De Smith,
you know, is something Of an nathlete.-Texas
Siftings.
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retrieving a nlunoer at court.

A gentleman on entering the palace the
other day to pay visit to his majesty, was
met by the inevitable Sam Makai. Sam,
with the agility Of a dancing master, came
forward with outstretched hand to greet the
visitor. The latter supposing Sam to be the
valet, charged him with the care Of his hat.
"You have made an awkward blunder,"
said one of the household to the visitor,
''that person tneaning Sam is the kings
cousin" The visitor Immediately went up
to Sam, who was standing like a statue Of
indignation, and, taking his hand, said that
"Hawaiians are the politest people on earth; !;
the king takes my hat one day and his cousin
another" Sam was thoroughly satisfied
with the ompliment-Honolulu Daily Bull
letin Summary
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"Poor mani" exclaimed the benevolent
lady to the seedy and haggard man who had
called at her house; "what can ! do for you?
You are suffering for food and clothing, are
you notg'
Madam" he replied, with offended dig
nifty, II am not a tramp. l have called to
ask you to subscribe for this book, of which
am the author, and to the preparation of
which / have devoted an extensive experience
and the best years of my life."
"What is the bookF
ut is treatise on How to Make Money"
Chicago Tribune.
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No l66 Wonders of the World, Natural and
Other. Contains descriptions and illustrations
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No l67 Wonders of the Sea. A description of
the many wonderful and beautiful things found
at the bottom of the ocean, with profuse Illus
trations.
No 159. "a Pleasure Erertion," and Other
Sketches. By Josiah Aliens Wife A collection
of irresistibly funny sketches by the most popu-
lar humorous writer Of the day.
No. l6O. The Aunt Keziah Papers, by Clara An
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most ridiculously funny book-quite as laughable
and in every way equal to widow Bedott.
No. I64. Christmas Stories. by Charles Dickens.
Contains a number of the most charming Christ
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Contains portraits and biographies of famous self
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the present.
No. 165. Familiar Quotations. Containing the
origin and authorship of many phrases fire.
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No 16I Lou Life in New York A series of WV
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No. I4s. A Bartved Life. ANovel. BY Marion
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The Work of Manuscript Making

Many manuscript makers seerl to attach
special consequence to their craft; they are
fond of talking about it, and glorifying it, as
If it were rare, precious, ideal / am wholly
unable to share this prejudice. Manuscript
making is hard, precarious, i'll paid; it may
be regarded in the main as an unfortunate
occupation, and, as such, entitled to some
degree of sympathy, but not otherwise. /
cannot see wherein it differs, as an employ
ment, from practicing law. keeping accounts
or selling groceries, except that these are less
improbable Henri Browne in Lip
pincott's.
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The Warm Wave Nemesis.

Merchant now, move on. I've got
nothing for you.
Tattered Specimen-Please, sir, I'm not a
beggar, sir. want to buy something. I've
got seventy y-nine cents.
'Humph! What do you want!'
Zone of those seventy five cent thermonie-
ters, but want you to fix it go it will rssis-
ter about 60 degs. lower than it does. want
to hang it in front Of my office"
"Do you mean to say you have an officer
eyes, sir, I'm coal dealer. Omaha
World
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
A Reciprocity Treaty.

Old Doctor-I was informed last night
that your son and my daughter propose to
wed if there is no objection.
Wealthy Undertaker.-So I heard. Good
idea amt it!
"Think sog'
"Yes; don't you see? 1t won't matter
then whether you lose patients or not, the
money will be in the family.
World
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
The sveamers Of the World.

Recent statistics show that the number Of
steamers existing in the world in 1886 was
estimated at 9,969, of an aggregate burden Of
1851 ,S43 TONS In the previous year tho
number was stated at 9,642, of an aggregate
burden Of 10, ,291 ,241 tons. The worlds steam
shipping in 1886 was thus distributed: Iron
steamers, S,19S, Of an aggregate burden OF
6,011, ,4O6 tons; steel steamers, no, of an ag-
gregate burden of $3.50 tons, and wooden
steamers, 622, Of an aggregate burden OF
68O, ,655 tons. OF the steamers afioat in 1855,
5,792 were owned by the United Kingdom
and its colonies, their aggregate burden being
6,595 OIL tons. The other countries of the
world owned steamers in the following order:
Germany, 579; France, 500; Spain, 4O1; the
United States, 400; Norway, 2s7; Russia, 2,2;
Denmark, 200; Italy, 173; Holland, 152;
Brazil, 14l; Japan, los; Greece and Turkey,
81 each; Belgium, 6S; Chill and Argentine
each; Hawaii, 81; Mexico, Is, and misce)la-
neous, so. From the above figures it appears
that, notwithstanding the great depression
prevailing in the steam shipping trade, the
number of steamers afloat last year increased
to the extent of S27 as compared with 1856
Pail Mall Gazette
On to Berlin.
Chicago Girl-Oh, do wish we could get
op q war with Germany.
Omaha Girl-Bless me, dear, the Anglo
Saxons and the Germans all came from the
same root. You shouldn't dislike Germans.
"Oh, don't But was just thinking how
comfortable the Parisians have been since the
German war. They can enjoy themselves as
much as they wish, while we have to just
sacrifice ourselves on the altar of culture"
"Really, don't see how"
"Why, they can hoot and yell all they want
ct Wagner's music and then call it patriot
Sm."-Omaba World
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No 1872. The Old Oaken Chest A novel. By
Sylvanus Cobb, Jr.
No. 13i. The Pearl Of the Ocean. By Clara Au-
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No 149. HoHow Ash Hall. A Novel. By Mar
garet Blount. Illustrated.
No l26. CHfe House Novel. By Eta w.
Pierce.
No 137. Under The LHacs. A Novel. By the
author Of Dora Thorne.'
No. 129. The Diamond Bracelet. A Novel. By
Mrs. Henry Wood. Illustrated.
No 14O. The Laeyers Secret. A. Novel By
Miss NJ. Z. Braddon.
No. 139. The Strange Case Of DR.. JekM and Mr.
Hyde. Novel. By X. L. Stevenson.
No. 1875. A Wicked Girl. A Novel. BY Mary
Celil Hay.
No. IA. Lady Tal,eorth's Diamonds Novel.
By " The Duchess"
No. 14I. Betueen Tuo Sins. A Novel. By the
author of Dora Thorne." Illustrated.
No. 145. The Nine of Hearts. A Novel. By H.
No. 146. Dora's Fortune. A Novel. BY Flor
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No. 1876. A Low Marriage. A Novel. By Miss
Mulock. Illustrated.
No. 1856. The Guilty Rirer. A Novel. By Wilkie
No. I52. The Poison of Asps. A Novel. By
Florence Marryat.
No. 153. Moat Grange. Novel. By Mrs.
Henry Wood.
No. Isl. Forging the Fetters. A Novel. By Mrs.
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By Mrs. Annie Edwards. Illustrated.
No. l43 Fair but False A Novel By the au-
thor of Dora Thorne." Illustrated.
No 154. Lancaster's Cabin. A Novel. By Mrs.
NJ. v. Victor. Illustrated.
No. l55. Florence IcngtOn's Oath. A Novel.
By Mrs. Mary A. Denison. illustrated.
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Three Chunks of Wisdom

The bad boy can become very good around
Christmas time.
The happy boy with the new sled often
hurts himself.
The brightest things soon fade in this world.
There are no roots to the Christmas tree
Judge
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19

"Does it not seem dreadful thing to you
when you reflect that it will be many years
at the most before you lie down in the silent
tombr' said the tract distributor.
"Oh, no, no, no." said the jaded looking
man; ''the silent tomb, dreadfull No, mol"
"You are prepared, then, l trust, for"-
"Prepareds I'm prepared for anything.
I'm proof reader for comic aper."-Chicago
Tribune
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19

Young Mani love your daughter, sir, de-
votedly. May l hope for blessing from
you!
Old Man-Have you spoken to my daugh-
ter upon the subiectl
Young Man-Yes, and she refused me.
Old MAXWELL, doesn't that settle ita
Young Man-No, sir. You forget that I
am life insurance agent, and never take no
for an answer.-New York Sun.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-01-19
A Sure Sign.

First Member-Has Senator Edmunds
come in yets
Second Member-I think so. just saw
the janitor opening all the registera-DrifA
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HELENA, MONTANA
ReDOrtOrial HOlida2. /.

First Reporter-What day does Christmas
come on this years
Second Reporter-Sunday.
ssTtats lucky. There won't be so much
going on and we won't have to work much
harder than usual Omaha World.
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A Debtors Mistake

Delinquent think, boy, that in present.
ing this bill so often you are causing me un-
due annoyance.
Boy-Dat amt undue, sir. De boss says it's
overdue.-New York Sun.