Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-10
A RACY BOOK.
ScintiIlating with Sarcasm and Bril-
liant Truth,

New York Letter.
Chap !. HAS Malaria;' goes to Florida.
Chap. II. "Overworked;" goes to Europe.
Chap. H. HAS Rheumatism; :" goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has a row with his doctor.
| have read deal of sarcasm in my day
but | never read anything equal to the
sarcasm contained in the above four chap
tered book, written by some anonymous.
suspect the experience portrayed is a
personal one; the author intimates as
much on page 81. Let me give you a
synopsis:
Malaria as it states, sis the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up multitude of ill-feelings which they
do not understand, and do not much care
to investigate. 1t is also cover for such
diseases as they cannot cure. When they
advise their patient to travel or that he
has overworked and needs rest and is
probably suffering from malaria, it is a
confession of ignorance or of inability.
The patient goes abroad. The change
is tonic and for time he feels better
Comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent
headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless.
ness, irritability, tired feelings, and gen.
eral unfitness for business are succeeded
in due time by alarming attacks of rheu.
matsm which fits about his body regard
less of all human feelings.
1T lis muscular, in his back. Articular,
in his joints InflammatOry, my! how
he fears il will fly to his heart!
Now off be goes 10 the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to get
well; at the same time he docs not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his business!
Bet " for few days. Returns. AT
terra while neuralgia trautixes him. He
bioats; cannot breathe; has pneumonia;
cannot walk cannot sleep on his left side;
is frctful; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and flabby; has frequent chills and
fcvers; everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is
killing him!
Great heaven" he cries, why have
you kept me so long in Ignorance
Because" said the doctor, II read
your fate five years ago. thought best
to keep you ignorant of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too late!
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him what becomes Of him?
The other day well known Wall
tonishing how prevalent bright's disease
is becoming. Two of my personal friends
are now dying of it. But it is not inCura
bic | am certain, for my nephew was re-
Gently cured when his physician said re
cOvery was impossible The case seem;
to me to be a wonderful one" This gen.
tleman formerly represented his govern
ment in foreign country. He knrWs
appreciates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew, who is
II son Of Danish Vice Counsel Schmidt
was pronounced incurablc. when the rem
edy, Warmers safe cure, was begun. Yes,
said his father, Il was very skeptical bu'
since taking that remedy the boy is well.
happen TO know what it was that cure,
the boy, for Geul. Christensen. Of DreXel
Morgan d Co.'S, told me that it was tina
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well suspect the hero of the booi
cured himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the author advice:
If, my friend, you have such an eX
periencc as have portrayed, do not pu
your trust in physicians to the exclusion
of other remedial agencies. They have NJ
monopoly over disease and personally
know that many Of them would far pre-
fer that their patients should go tt
Heaven direct from their powerlesS hand
than that they should be saved to eartl
by the use Of any unauthorized means.
Parasols of bingham and sateen now com
to match those as closely as more costly fab
RIGS. and are so cheap as to be within reach o
the most moderate purse.