The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-04-12
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N4A yoH direct NE 10 the barroom :
Casa Ys ia. iaiios ihe procession
"OacsS Wilde csPee,s to l,e buried 10
NssiEipslft Abley says tiaaiiss item,
wfli Ne a. sililae Il ,tsre any reason
fer dtlsy
g. ms saoifl hashAGd wh0 uill pre-
ted y ruse his ~lie's sbilliy as eook
snd ,asb use Ser dongtsu.s As shaker. for
bis ashipg iiues.
roe eaiaaAet spring begins 90 March
lei. ~ asiNncmirai spIiug begins several
seets islsr 90 RAJ soiihg begins when
u Ftis ready.
"A vtsibe' prophet tho predicted that
lha sinter anuld 10 ~atm add open wfs
foapd iroE % desib last week up in
Mes Yaft state
-Ihf rivalry iot the disiisction Of be-
ias lAr Grsi ~ go peas ioto the ground
isnol guy luieuse among the neigbboriag
i1mss thps iar ibis week
A Mes iork paper bad this heading
the other DAY "A Mao Shoots Himself
10 HIS Dan Restaurant !" Ia that case
the bullet mast Laye bi him right where
be liked
There afre kidd. Of peopla 10 the
world ibe allls the uoa'ts sud the eaut's.
TIE Gosl serompiishes everything. the
sccoad opp ersf9tbiug. ard the third
falls Il eseyiblag
-5mith Teeth remind me Of womep.
Jo0e. IN shat respecii Smith Well.
700 zee, 10 ihe afss place We suffer like
The aiseblei getliug them, and We feel
hs shea 80 lose them
Food sifs Tho Smiths must be az.
fliy pgor tbey never give anything 10
charities Il We'll, but we don't ii
ther fold aiie Oh. but it isn't because
" hagso'. so' pleoiy,
4 Richmond. Va. sister says: am
tired q 30 much talk about tue woman
question $40 have bad our own way III
the psst sud intend 10 baye il 10 the iu
turu And thai Is about the sizt Of il.
My dear. saij dying man to his
wiie, a very fashionable woman, 'when
sta gone viii yen erect monument 10 my
honor9 II you wish II, sobbed tb,
lady bat John, monuments are getting
to be so common
The aAHyre&posiulales with the guest
for summo1ing bin by swapping Of the
fingers, silh the remark: Are you calling
for iheg Goodness, are you mind
feaietg" "Wby do you askf" "why, II
was about TO ask for the sausage"
Jack 10 young CaIlow) That old gen.
tlcmsn We Just passed seemed to know
yon. Young Csilow - is'as, he's my father
Jack Why didn't you recognize him
Young Callow | never do 10 the street
lie comes Of srawiher poor family, y'know.
london Truth sums up the record Of
osmau Digna, the famous Arab. chief, as
follows KILLED. six times; fatally
wounded, three times; severely wounded
four times; troops totally dispersed. nine
times; permanently discouraged, three
times escaped, once.
Judge 90 jury Have you agreed
upon ayerdict9 Is the prisoner guilty Ct
not guilty of theft, as charged 10 the in-
Indictment" We have not yet reached .
verdict your honor. | missed my pocket
book 10 the night, aud | would respect.
fuliy ask thai each Inror be searched. +"
- detest him. never could marry
him. said youag Girl why, do you
kuos sha, | call him2 | call him the
little tiu mosul Oh. dear, 90. not 10 his
face, but IN nly diary That's where take
all my rcyeuges and have everything out
uilh everybody in my diary. ! find u q
grrat feliei
The rooster would ba much mere
popular bird { he could ouly be induced
TO feel that there il 10 real, vital necessity
for bis reporting bis sheresbouts between
midnight aud Az, We know that be is
Al home 10 be bosom Of his family. SO
are se but We. bnt We don't &c, up 10 the
night lc bfag shout 1t.
fhal iou d coal looks to me about 200
pUuais short, said family man, and by
iLandsr ri have il weighed The way
koAe q These coal dealers cheat il uicked.
After 10 haa II weighed. be said 10 his
wiz - all tiehl; Weighs shout 100
pounds over lios much will ,ou baYe
10 pay iof she extra weight Jobnf Moth
log That's their a.isiake.
~-"Aell, hoa i ibis. ny dear STRIP in.
qalred ihe local practitioner. ion seu.
nis a lsi,er stating ihat sou bad beeo at
tackled a. small itI AID fed ,on suffer
ieg tram rhs nnialh "a We'll. you zee
doctor. ua ia nls laid the pati,ut
there ~ssat SOL q ,bs house sbo could
srsli r8tomsiism
--''lahn. .sae sti soltly. "hsye you
bHo aais aayitiag sbeal ms % sno,hsr
isr8f So n.piieB Jeho, ''@hy doyou
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