The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-13
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oe@raai,lau 60 aoSs. Tell me souslhial
absui 6ose Master Fred We'll. Gsst ~
alvsyt sbsui dogs
"A ~ Rifi Il Rsscsna, Ohio. reduces
hsr s,ist, siYiy seven pounds Ny drink
iHg rittgar 81 lfAft TIE eoroser though
ihst mRY shat ds8 II
.-Pbystcisp ioa -ishol ne 10 esll
mA3sm, What l. ihe matter Lady he
cHoipg o. sois) -No,bing doctor. bgi
,bas j. .usi SHAT .lafas me-
Cbsasctf Depss egineA TIE phrase
"Kaihlesn MsFosrasen loans, which
designa,s uaesrsain loans. that may be
iof yesrs. asd nsy be forever.
The proper time isr girl 10 marry Is
alter % has counted up her cash and
foaad that abe cAa sappor, hcrsef 10 case
Der husband turns politician.
Saith (ica0 -WhAfs tho matter
Jones 7 Jones I've got The headache
Saith (who mistakes il for The too,haehe)
Way don't you have ], oiled
-"lios DO you suppose Mr. poorcase
msnAses 10 81, diamonds for his wife r.
ssted laiy Of her husband "ob, buys
ihem by the quarz presume
Mamma "a, II 80 p. IN What on
earth has kept you out so late. daughter ?
Daughter Nothing on earth. mamma;
George aad we're ssziug at the stars.
Western tous boomer We're bound
TO lsye big population berc. Stranger
(mirci 10 principal street, Yes, fellows
who II . bore ooce will never get ont
again.
The old gentleman was tired out, so
be seui 10 the cellar and turned Of the
gas. George. dear, said the girl, II
guess We will have 10 cali the game on
sccoont Of darkness
What With detective cameras ont OF
doer md Photographs lha, can be pu'
ind the sofa in the parlor a, home. loy
ers have hard time Of il Ia these extleme.
ly snietiihc dAys.
~ hear that Eba0cz.r Jones is sup
porting Harrison aud Morton, remarked
Camso That's just like Eb Jones, re-
p.iel bis pie "Iled better be support
iug bis o~n family"
Nov the good housewife is Dusty en-
gsged in putting up ffait And next
sintpr her family will be busiIy engaged |
in putting 1t down. Snch are some Of the
ups aud downs Of life
--old lady TO boy who is tying a tin
kettle to dogs TAIL LATHE boy, don't
you Know lhat Il is wicked to treat poor
dumb suimal no 7 Little boy Dumb
jest visit iill ! let him 60
The Burlington Free Press says il is
great day for garden beds when the rain
comes down in sheets. Yes. and it is a
greal DAY for hay haryesters when The
rain comes down 10 pitchiorks
--"Geurgc, donl r exclaimed she; "you
are altogether too much like the Anthra-
cite Coal Trust. Think So my dear 2"
"Yes, the nearer the winter season draws
nigh the tighter you squeeze.
Your name my child" Inquired the
ms.ron OF the poor little vail that bad al-
plisd for charity. Mary Haddell." 'Int-
tic lamb r feeliugly exclaimed the tender
hearted matron.
= Ragged urchin 10 druggists clerk
Pa has iooken dose OF that linnymunt .
You cir him, an hes corfu and sncezin'
fl to bust hissoli, an he says he's com.
iug 10 knock merry blszes out o. you; so
gimme nickel an run for your life.
"A London preacher placarded the
city With notices that be would preach in
Surgeons tabernacle on the subject {
., ~. -g-l -" There was largo
congregation, to whom he announced the
tcit Stand thou still awhile" and IL en-
said tina, his snhiec, was "The Paulei Of
Life"
And is tia, yellow dome, which ris-
es in The Geld yondcr, the roof OF anot o. ,
dwelling " asked the city visitor of hi a
county friend. "oh, no, said The far
ner, ''ihat is my prize pumpkin you $50.
which Is growing righ, along for the agri- ,
cultural show.
fi,znoodle lsho has remained TO an
unreasonable hour Sunday night urging
hia suit Then am 10 understand, Miss
Breezy, that Won will not be my wife
Miss Breezy lsieepily restraining syswn)-
That il il eiac,ly There il yawning
gull bylwsen US
Mrs Saolay's views are interesting
10 ihe thinking Of keeping carriage
She aya she has thought Il all over. and
Some % The conclusion that brooches are
Almost too large ard thai these coupons
are TOO shui ~. hui that a nice. stylish
Pussy phauiom u lasl tie thing
They were ialsisg abon, diving
loaea I've haosn nsa ~ dive down
.nd came ~ ~ yards from abers be went
into To- saisr Brosn That's nothing
! Nea Yotl easlier hsyiog robbed The
$50 D, hs employer in o. q tcmorfe.
ampAi iptc Aew York harbar aud two
nenlhs aiisrsard turned up IN Europe
ies y that ~ iise9
CalzB 90 leader q street band :
Why j. you play that hig bora Band
Leader aisliug siyIyl ven. you sec. u
Icse eisyets ~ miae pnai ish ferry pad.
bays Der hig horn aud drowns der :.
'hele esboe,ile Elm wasn't ior dot DIR A
.cep woald l!nea % pooiy quick ont
kaoss Diae pisces, ain. Ia