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a SIuqqish Liver

Causes the Stomach and Bowels to be-
come disordered, and the whole system
to suffer from debility. In all such
cases Ayers Pills give prompt relief.
After much suffering from Liver and
Stomach troubles, have finally been
cured by taking Ayers Cathartic Pills.
l always ind them prompt and thorough
in their action, and their occasional use
keeps me in perfectly healthy condi-
ton. Ralph Weeman, Annapolis, Nd.
Twenty-Five years ago suffered from
a torpid liver, which was restored to
healthy action by taking Ayers Pills.
Since that time I have never been with
out them. They regulate the bowels,
assist digestion, and increase the appe-
tite, more surely than any other medi-
cine. Paul Churchill, Haverhill, Mass.
INvIGORATED.
know of no remedy equal to Ayers
Pills for Stomach and Liver disorders.
suffered from a Torpid Liver, and Dys-
pepsia, for eighteen months. My skin
was yellow, and my tongue coated.
had no appetite, suffered from Head
ache, was pale and emaciated. A few
boxes of Ayers Pills, taken in moderate
doses, restored me to perfect health
Waldo Miles, O5erlin, Ohio.
Ayers Pills are superior family
medicine. They strengthen and invig-
crate thu digestive organs, create an APP
petite, and remove the horrible depres-
sion and dependency resulting from
Liver Complaint. I have used these
Pills in my family, for years, and they
never fail to give entire satisfaction. -
Otto Montgomery, Oshkosh, Wis. IT
"A DILL
Prepared by Dr.J. G. Aver B Co., Lowell, Macs.
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers in Medicine.
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o. S. L. TINE TABLE.
POSTOFFICE.

MAILS arrive from the east daily at 9 s. a.
m. From west at IL II p. m. From Rock
vile, tri-monthly, at p. m. From Middle.
ton, tri-weekly, at $3.50 p. m. Mail closes
daily at 80 p. m. Office hours from 1880 a.
m. to 9:I5 p. m, every day.
I. w. BOONE, P. NJ.
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THE Democratic ticket was prin-
cipally successful over in Malheur
county, Oregon.
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1884 prizes amounting to ......$I,o54 81, 900
NoTE-Tickets drawing capital prizes are
not entitled to Terminal prizes.
For club rates, or any further information
write legibly to the undersigned, clearly stat
ing your residence, with State, county, street
and number. More rapid return mail de-
livery will be assured by your enclos-
ing an envelope bearing your full
address. Send Postal Notes, Express
Money Orders, or New York Exchange
in ordinary letter. Currency by Express lat
our expense) addressed M. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La,
or M. A. DAUPHIN,
Washington, D. @.
Address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATL BANK,
NEW ORLEANS, La.
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HARLEM PEFLEY, Register
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,

Land Office at Boise City, Idaho,
June I, 1888.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and tina! said proof viii be made before the
Register and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
Thursday, July 18th, 1888,
viz: William D. Evans, who made II. E. No.
22for the nw4 ne4 ny nw4 ofsec "a, and
the swA sw4 sec. IS, PA n 3, west.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation of,
said land, viz: Hamilton Davis, John Thomas,
Elton Tollman, and L. +. Cook, Of Cald-
we'll. Idaho.
HARLEM PEFLEY, Register.
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QEhAEhR[Q That the presence Of Generals
tlLIflLIiiULIl Beaurcgard and Early, who are
charge of the drawings, is guarantee of
absolute fairness and integrity, that the chances
are all equal, and that no one can possibly d.
vine what number will draw prize
REMEMBER that the payment of all
prizes is guaranteed by four National Banks of
New Orleans, and the Tickets are signed by
the President of an institution, whose Char
tered rights are recognized by the highest
courts; therefore, bewareof any limitations or
ANONYMOUS schemes
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A Winning Ticket.

For Delegate to Congress,
JUD. BOYAkIN,
of Boise City. Platform: Honest
men to the front.
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DESERT LAND. FINAL PRooF-NoTIcE FOR
PUBLICATION.

U. S. Land Office, Boise City, Idaho,
May 70, 1888.
Notice is hereby given thatElias NJ. Powell of
Caldwell, Ada county, Idaho, has filed notice
Of intention to make proof on his desert land
claim No 33I, for the E1z SEX, section a,
tp4 n range 4 W, before Register and Receiver
at Boise City, Idaho, on Tuesday, the 10th
day of July, 1888. He names the following
witnesses 10 prove the complete irrigation and
reclamation of said land George w. Fro
man, David Mumford, Isaac S. Froman, and
Asa 0. McCamley, all of Caldwell, Idaho.
HARLEM PFFI,TrY Repister
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho
NJ, - 1000

17'tFI<F NIIlNO Ut I1Ol'N TT ) 1NtIIO
May II, 1888.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inter ti0u
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, ON
Monday, July 9th, 1888,
viz: William H. Carlyle, who made H. T.
1881 foz the EH SWA, lots 6 and 7, Sec s,
tp. 5, range W. He names the following
witnesses to prove his continuous residence
upon and cultivation Of, said land viz: David
Isaac S, Fronan, John Mammen,
Of Caldwell, Idaho, and Patrick Boyle, of
Parma. Idaho
81 HARLEM pFFJFV Raricter
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NOTICE.

To WHOM IT May CONCERN:
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
will apply to the Board Of County Commits
sioners of Ada County at Boise City, Idaho,
on the second Monday of July 1888, for auth
ority to erect and take tolls on public ferry
at point on Snake river in Lot No. 1, Sec
ton 81, Township 3 north, Range west, in
the counties of Ada and Owyhee.
JOSEPH r. BECK,
GEORGE w. FRoMAN.
CALDWELL June 9, 1883. ~
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FRATERNAL.

EsSENE LODGE L. d. A. F. & A. Nj
Meets on tke Saturday on or before full moon
in e.ea month at Odd Fellows Hall. All
brethren in good standing are invited TO at
tend. q W. PAUL,
GEO. LITTLE, Scc'y. w. M.
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We the undersigned Banks and Bankers
will pay all Prizes drawn in the Louisiana
State Lotteries which may be presented at our
counters.
r. NJ. WALMSLEY, Pres. La Natl Blk.
PIERRE LANAUX, Pres. State Natl Bank
A. BALDWIN, Pres. New Orleans Natl Blk.
CARL KOHN, Pres. Union National Bank,
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Piles, Pilesi PileS,

A Sure cure found at last. No one need
suffer. A sure cure for the blind, bleed
ing, itching and liberated piles has been
discovered by DR.. William ion Indian
remedy,) called Or. williams Indian Pile
Ointment. A ningle box has cured the
worst old chronic cases OF twenty-five and
thirty years' standing. No one need sui.
fer Eve minutes after applying this won.
derful soothing medicine. Lotions, In.
struments and eleCtlar!as DO more harm
than good. Williams Indla Pile Ointment
absorbs the tumors, Rllsys the intense
itching, acts "a poultibs, giVes instant and
pRinlsGo reIiet and 10 prepared for Piles
and nothing else, Th"ns:.ssapds Of cured
| pstisnt. . test its virtues, and physicisnl
/ of all schools pronounce 1t the Erestest
contribution to medicine oil the sge. II
matters not how long or severely you have
been suffering, you can be cured.
Judge Coons, Msysyille, KY, says:
"Dr. Williams Pile Ointment cured me
after years OF suffering"
Judge CofEiubury, Cleveland, O., ssyG
II have found by experience that DR.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment gives i'm
mediate and permanent relief"
We hGYe hundreds Of such testimonials
Do not s1der ar ipstsnt longer. Sold By
drugRigta. D&w
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paid Of any under the sun, their families
better clothed and fed; with better house,
and better educational facilities; In abort,
the son Of the Door lRborer can Join issue
with the son Of the rich man and contest
step by step the race Of life onward and
upward, by dlnt Of perseverance, and genius
70 the very topmost round Of TenoWn and
ever enduring fame.
Let me call the attention OF the grower
to feature OF the tariff In which they can
aid In It's adjustment, and at the BAme
time add 70 the wealth OF the Nation. l
refer to class 5 Of the law Of lss3:-car-
pet woods and other similar woods. The
production OF carpets ct home within the
past few years has largely supplied the
demand; to do this the larger part Of the
raw material had TO be imported, because
Of q short supply OF home grown. This fact
has created In the minds Of the mRnutRc.
tuTerSa doubt Is TO the Adaptability Of our
climate 10 growing carpet woods, and for
this reason urge the inconsistency Of I'm.
posing duty to foster that which We do
not produce. The imported carpet woods
are largely the product Of warm countries.
Why not grow this supply in our southern
and southwestern Statss-Tennessee,
Georgia, the Csrolinas, Tsxes, etc.2 l
claim that there iB no reason why IL can
not be done; that II should be done Ia not
debatAble. The wealth Of the Nation
would be enhanced, not only by the value
Of the wool, but alec by the mutton, an
item Of no small moment. While the
carpet product has been almost entirely
monopoliXed by home manufacturers, yet
prices have steadily declined under sharp
composition. An additional reason why
We should grow our own carpet woods Is
the difficulty Of forcing the duty on woods
coming In under class 3-cRrpet woods and
other like woods, the improvement In
manufacturing machinery and the chang
ing demand for goods, especially Of the
worsted sorts, that are made from woods
that can be combed, and are susceptible
OF taking on high colors, similar TO our de-
LANES and double Z woods.
By reason Of the wording oil class 8, |
carpet woods and other similar Wools," 1t |
10 claimed the enormous quantity Of one
hundred and twenty millions OF pounds OF
the "similar woods" have bsen imported |
and used for other than carpet making
purposes. You must bear in mind that
under class 3 the duties on woods costing |
twelve cents or leeg is two and q half
cents per pound; II exceeding twelve
cents per pound, the cost in foreign ports
Is five cents per pound duty. With pro.
lection what is the rOmedy2 Frat, simu-
late carpet production; second. amend the
under the law by striking
out Of class the phrase "and other SINH
lar Tools," leaving the law TO read under
class 8 carpet wools;" third, as IN sddi-
tional safeguard, elevate by your ballots
only those who will Construe your laws in
the interest Of protection to American
products and American Industries.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-01-31

WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. 3O-The
House Committee on Alcoholic Liquo,
Traffic has instructed It's chairman, Rep.
resentstive Campbell, OF Ohio, tc
call the Speakers attention to the
fsct that bills relating to the liquor
buainesS have been referred to the Com.
mittees on the Judiciary, the Ways and
Means and the District Of Columbia, in.
stead OF to the Committee on Alcoholic
Liquor Traffic. Representative Campbell
said tonight that while he could not speak
for the fall committee, he personally was
not in favor Of prohibition.
He continued: "You cannot make men
temperate by the statute. A strict licenae
Law will prove effective. 1t stops the sale
Of liquor to minors and drunken men; II
stops Sunday selling and closes disorderly
Baloopa"
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The dlpovery BY the inhabitants Of locality
hitherto unylded By the peiIlent Icourge Of fever
and Sgue, that Il exists In their very midst, is do
cldediy startling. Such discoveries are made at
every season, in every part Of the Union. subSe.
quenty, when Il Is IIceTtGined Is It Invariably d
at such timcL through the valuable experience Of
Some one Who has been beneat.ed and cured, that
HoststerI stomach Bitten lisa thoroughly oaicl.
clouS etAdic4tor OF the mAlGrLAl poison, and 4
means Of lortiying the system AgAinBt Il, ieallup
Of lnore security and tranquility EpignH through.
out me whole neighborho0i. Besides the iebfile
forms Of mllGTiIl diiease dumb sEue and ague cakC
which science also gives IT, EGncton a. remedy
for rheumatism, dyEpepalA, constipation. uVeI
complGini, debility, Kidney troubles aud al as
Eases ImpGiring The orgAnSoi digestion and Gnlm
ilALon.
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IsHe Etank.

CHICAGO, JAp. Sl-The Drover's Journal reports:
CGttis-ReoeipLG 1900 head; shipments COO head
market lOAlSc lower for all grades below choice;
and and ieeIeEi Ii SIS a: cows. bulls and mixed
d 6oa300 HogS-Receips 5000 head EhIpmentA
5000 head; market weak at icR20o lower mixed
IS 05a5 So heavy IS 4oR5 S0 light IS 0la5 30; SkIpS
60 head; market steady; natives S3 60e5 50:
western q 6AS 70; Texans % OOa4 %; lG5S IS 0CG
. IS,
KAEf IIBKETT, Jan. sO-CAtile--- Receipts 1919
head; shipments l,l3l load; mArlet dull and q
-RoceintS ZOO head shipments $3.50 head: mar.
ket active on q decline, except PhilRdelphiAs;
PhIlRdcphiRS s. S0G5 90 mixed IS T0a6 rs; Workers
IS Gas 20; common 70 fair IS 2SA5 60i pigs q 76a
10. sheep-RAceipu 600 head; shipments l. eco
head; market firm at last weeks prices,
CINCINNATI, o, Jan. 20.-HoCl firm: common and
light IS 6O packing and butchers IS Seas So receipts
Avn head; shipments 96s head.
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AN ORDINANCE
Providing for Vote upon the Question
Of Subscribing $500, OOOtO the Cap
ital stock Of the Wheeling &Har.
rlsburg Railway Company
Of West Virginia.

WHEEELS, The Wheeling d Harrisburg Railway
Company oil West Virginia has requested Votl
70 be ordered and money TO DO appropriated In aid
Of me construction OF ia railroad IN Ohio county
Including bridge across the Ohio river, a. or near
DE head OF Wheeling Island, and trackB thereon
and the approaches thereto, and the terminal
trackI and Eoilitiel thereof IN the said county,
including tunnel through Wheeling Hin, and
within the limits Of the oily Of Wheeling north Of
WHERRGS, The Board Of Commissioners Of the
county OF ohio deem Il desirable for the county TO
appropriate money 70 aid In the construction Of
such railroad bridRe acroa the Ohio river, In aid
county, and Of rGilioAd crossing said bridge, and
the terminal and connecting tracks and facilities
Of Eaid railroad, In said county, such appropriA.
ton 70 DO made BY subscription 70 the capital
stock Of said company; therefore, II q hereby
ORDERKD. BY the Board Of Commissioner Of the
county OF Ohio, that . vote DO taken upon the
question OF the appropriation By such EuhlcTip-
ton by said county, Of the sum OF $500 900, 70 the
work above specified. Such vote shall be taken Gt
The several places Of voting In ERid county, At .
special election which shall be held on
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-01-31

OLD and reliable medicines are the best
to depend upon. Acker's Blood Elixir
hiss been prescribed for years for all i'm.
purities Of the Blood. In every form Of
scrofulous, syphiliic or Mercurial dis
eases, 1t Is invaluable. For Rheumatism,
has no equal. Logan ( Co., O, p. Gostze,
O. Msnksmiller, B. B. Burt and Bowie
Bros. 10
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FINANCE AHD TRADE,
The Features Of the money and Stock
HRFkota.

NEW YoHK Jan, SO.-Nonsy on call easy At 2h tG
sper cent, last loan 8per cent closed offered At
per cent Prime mercantile paper 6G7 per cent
5terlinE exchange dull and weak q sS1SAt s655S
Sales Of stocks 2l6,s7s shares.
The market was strong and active at both ends Of
the DAY. but duh aud stringent during the remain
der Of the time the net result OF the operations
being irregular changes from last weeks figures.
PrlctB we're arm 70 strong At the opening ~ I'd.
yRnces over Saturdays prices from 70 per
cent ard further fractional gains were recorded In
the hHt half hours trading, but after that time
there wa 3 tagging tendency, which, accompanied
BY constantly decorating volume Of buGinOsI.
lasted until near the last half hour. Prtof1 were
brought down below the dnt figures 10 many cases.
There was . general advance after delivery hour,
which, however, WpB confined 70 fractions only
and the close was quiet but hrm at but lliGht
changes from anL prices a. rule. Advances arc
in Z majority this evening, though they are con-
dne1 70 fractions.
Railroad bonds were active; sales 81, 6SI,o0o.
Government bonds dull and steady.
StRta b1ndH dull and HtRnIy.
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FOR SALE.

ADeslrable Residence on south Penn street, 8
rooms with all modern improvements. Lot 7oxl2o.
Price reasonable.
Modern ROomed House, n South York street,
cheap.
Good Roomed Brick House, corner Wood and
Thirty eighth streets. Pay Is an investment.
4splendid Farm near ut. PlsHAnt, Ohio, eight
miles from wheeling.
Feysn ROOmod House on North Front street; lot
e0x400.
SIX RoomOd House on North York street
Building Lots.
Dwelling Houses and Store Rooms for rent from
G.. O. SMITH,
jG2 Real EstAta Agent 1890 Main st.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-01-31

CAN'T SLEEP Nighta is the complaint Of
Thousands suffering from Asthma, Con.
sumption, Coughs, etc. Did you ever try
ACksr's English Remedy? It is the best
preparation known for all Lung Troubles,
sold on a positive guarantee at 10c., 15c.
Logan & Co., O. R. Goethe, Chss. Menke.
miller, r. B. Burt and Bowie Bros. l
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MANY of the good things Of this life are
aorrowiully let alone on account Of Dys-
pepsIA. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will
cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion and 0onHtipa.
ton sold on a positive guarantee OF %
and 10 cents, by Logan 4 Co., @. r. Goetze,
@. Menkemiller, &. B, Burt and Bowie
Bros. 2
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RAHHA
Ais
sIl-lE5ZZlz
YOU !?
lIIl-Il---l--I

Do you feel dull. languld, low-splrited, life
less, and indCsCribably miserable, both physl-
cally and mentally; experience . sense Of
fullness or blOatinR after eating or OF gone
neSS," or emptiness Of stomach In tho mOrn-
ing. tongue coated, bitter or bad tasto In
mouth, irregular appetite, dizziness, frequent
headaches, blurred cycsight, " floating spccks ="
before the eyes, nervous prostitution or cH-
haustiOn, irritabllIty Of temper, hot AushCs,
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
feet, drowsiness after meals, wakeTulncss, &C
disturbed and undressing sleep, constant,
indescribable feeling OF dread, or Of impcnd-
ing calamity2 =,
OF these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common OF American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. Tho more
complicated your disease has become, tho
greater tho number and diversity OF Bymp-
DIR. Plcrce's Golden Medical Discovery
will subduo II, II taken according to dircC-
tons for reasonable length OF time. II not
cured, complications multiply and COnsump-
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladles arc quito liable TO set In and, sooner
or later, induce u fatal termination.
DIR. Plcrce'S Golden Medical Dis
coVery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through TINT great blood purifying organ,
puritics, from whatever cause arising. 1t ls
equally eillclclous In acting upon the Kid
noys, and other eXcretory organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. AS
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts,
this wonderful medicine Inns gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Aguc, Chllls and
Fever, Dumb Aguc, and kindred diseases.
DR.. Plcrce's Golden Medical Dis
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The Fair Daughters Of Fashion

prefer SozoDoNT to every other article for
the teeth, because nothing renders thoae
ornaments Of tho mouth go spotless, or i'm
parts such an agreeable odor to the breath
Moreover, experience proves the article to
be perfectly wholesome, which cannot DO
aaid Of all dentiiriCes.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-01-31

The best salYe in the world for cute,
bruises, sores, ulcers, ssls rheum, fever
sores, letter, chspped hands, ohilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
Is guaranteed 10 give perfect ssttstactlon,
or money refunded. Price % cents pei
box. For sale by Logan d Co.
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NV YoEK, Jan. s0.-For cotton manufacturer
the inquiry was we'll preserved and many stock
were readily reduced. Advanced prices were
made as follows; Aliens buf and pink prints 6J<c
WlllIamEyflla A aud B S6-lnch bleached cottoni
Kc higher; SAtchez 36lnch brown 7ko: PocAhon.
las So Iuch brown 7Nc; do - inch SI[C; Lockwood
brown, 4c.Inch. Shc; do S6-Inch 71fc; do 81
inch GO.
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When it is 80 degrees below at St. Paul
1t Is Just cold enough to harden up the
ro5ebudB and get 'em In good shspe fol
spring, II you doubt this write 10 any resi-
estate dealer in the city or consult the St,
Paul papers.
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A New York gentleman returning home
at late hour Is halted by q mendicant.
"Whst do you mean by begging on tho
streets ct this hour Of the nightT" "Don't
worry about me. Railways carry latch
kaVb
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A man who Gays little and never says
anything smart may be dull company, but
he Ia q thousand times better than the Eel.
low who Is always memor!Itng jokes In
order to make himself appear witty,