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Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

WAsHISsToS. July 22.-Mr. Rands Il has
been stronger and better today than { n any
day since ne was taken sick. He Ae pt long
and well last night. and during the norniug
called for and was allowed to read the
newspapers. Members Of bis n, nily this
evening deny the published q atsments
that Mr.. Randall will be taken to q suburb
Of Philadelphia tomorrow. He viii not be
removed, they say. until he is quite strong
and entirely able 70 bear the 20 arnsy with.
out fncouveuience
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
A BRUTAL MURDER
. cesPssATE cs4icseo CRIMINAL
Thssaors satrsF Deiibsratsiy Butchers tsis
s1stsF's LsseE- E~sEie4a t4f4assif
- ais a1ass 49, .zs4xslB
ksslzts SO OnesFs.

CsICAso July zZ.-EsnTy R0msz vas de-
lssFzsaly aad araaa.iy murdered ~ Thee
dsEs snsisT a3ear midu.<ns ASS q zhI. h0-
alaz l4si 1esu p4ytzz allsnli0a - satter
sislsE. salcl .he alter objected %. satLsr
calls a0ms .4ts saturday nisnt. and earn
Ing th3t kom4z l&d 0ssD a. t3s hOuss IN
the sgsains. ssi-sd hugs butcher kniis
snd started Ia Darsuit of biEa. Finding
am on tas street Htaout a word ns
pla1sec tas safe INTO Roma breast With
such lorcs 49, 70 com plsIsiy sever tso rios.
he s1sa Islurasd u has a0lss. snsns ia
coDpa1g Eltn three frlsads a. oarlicadet
himself and s4gagslg rssisled arrest. out
sas unaiiF ossrp0sefed and locked aP-
Kola4z died a. noon today. after idsnulyi ag
-4Eler a. a. aluIlsfsr.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
she PLAYS WIN FIRE.

a Haadssrae sad Buxosn Female Medium
-shs Hslds Her Hsads Ia the Blaze.
Hanich Hall. on Watsrloo-st.. WAS the
scene Of a novel a. vel as startling sIhi-
bition o. what IS said 10 ss spiritualistio
power A. z rsn bY Mrs. lss Wilson Porter,
daughter of F. y. Wilson. ths Eeli known
psychomstsic resdsr. Tbs iasiy IS . largs,
handsome woman. Her readings from ar
tic.ss such - rings. letters, step. whistle
and motions wsrs aoknov edged by ths rs-
ripisnts a. corrsct in every particular. The
feature Of he evening, however. was her
wonderful power iu handling ire, csrsssinE
and ford,iuz it as a mother would her
ha3v The ianps ussa ~ Ms. Porter wsrs
large solid. high glass lAmps with = No. 3
BURNER. Which makes = large. wids blsze-
Previous TO eesinaing hessre, Howell.
Wsse.er. scuddsr. W oods Workmsn,
Potter and nr. Fell Esrd sppointed
remmiftee % sxamine the
iames ard sppurtsnsnces ss vel
a. 30 see shsf the nands and face ef Ms
Porter we're frss rom any chemicals that
would counfaract tba ELECTS 1f the 6rs snd
hsaf. Lighting ~ lsmps and waiting antii
the ch mnsvs were AZ = White heat almost
the megiiun removed thsm srd handed
them ie iifsrenf members of the commit
80. Who evidently did not desire close
acansintsncs With he chimneys indgins
from fhs wsY they easse8 them On or r.
fls-a sp hanaie thenl. Celluleid cufa sad
-s,iis-s aces aecxtiaS. = Truag girls White
l.ca trass. snG ps-t ~ tae sxsrt ~ siv .
dress. we're an passed throush the hlAzs of
the lsmns snd vere noe hart In ths east
degree The is-v ass heid ne bet - m
nev Id her fsce tor fsrEv-6rs seconds " "a
euf euru ng The sxin. The committes r.
porte1 fnst everything Vas a boss 6is
srhih tion or the mediums wonderful xiH
ss - le-t med noa.
Ther- sss . arr sndience Rrssent iesf
nighf sna lhers Ill BE- arssr cne asxt
Tuesfiar svsnfnE Hlen Ars Parssr VI
rarest aer performances Tie ads stsp-
rinz AZ Use Hairsse on the Test S.3e
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

A rornsn ~ifh two children who had
spent he dsy ct sscszsra Park. wss beard
70 soliloquiss Ehasiy last night - shs came
up from Fonis-sf frsm the depot with her
boy cryinx sad tie rri on tie r.sxsd eaxs
of tear-StsineS face: I an ous naF Honsy
for railroad fsrrs he bay lost his Dat in ths
axe. isst az nnsrslls, and oAl dear.
- e. Nrsd
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

DEcsrUR H.. July 2L-()n the farm Of
F. II. Moore. . few miles. from this city.
this forenoon Albert W. Fields shot snd
mortaily wounded Flora Fitzpatrick, aged
It. Ths girl bad refused to attend camp
meeting With Fields. and The shooting fol-
loved. The murderer rsls captured shortly
sfterward snd placed in jail at this place
There Is much excite ment in the vicinity
= nj iynching possi ale-
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

NNssA,t ~ Nst HcAtNsN-stNNNe-
HOLLAND. July 22.-The little son, years
old. Of Captain Morton. of the Life Saving
Station. at the entrance to Macatawa Bay,
was drowned while playing in q boat. The
body was recovered q short time after. but
too late to bring him to life. Ii will be
renemh hersd BY the readers Of the TELEeRAN-
HERALD that mention wn made . short
time ago OF the same little boy falling. Of
the wharf and cutting his head open IN q
bad way. The Captain has. indeed, had
very hard luck.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
Another Grand Game.

The FL hth Ward Hustlers beat the Sew
enth Ward Juniors yesterday, on the Fnl-
ton-st. grounds, by . score of IL to 8. Bat
tsries-- Eighth Ward. Kernon and Stiles;
SEVENTY Ward, Doyle and Delemstr.
The Eighth Ward Hustlers and the
Eighth Ward Fly Hitters also played .
game. resulting in 4 victory for the former
by a score of IA TO q
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

Two Ladies' Badly Isjured and I've
Bsggis- Broken I'D.

Yesterday. n Jerry Beynton and his
family drove up to the hotsl at Reed
Lake, ths Inch pin dropped out. the tongue
dropped down. split Of the forward are,
and Mrs Boynton vas thrown out aud
badly cut scross the forehead. She tainted
away and was carried over To hiIer'a
vners sac soon revived. The horsss took .
turn With the tsnxEs, front Wheel
and vhifistrses dangling At their lsrs, ssd
ran back to the turn in The road, whsrs
they sothdsd with Herss Davis bzxxy,
eentsiDinz Mr.. Davis. wife and chiIa. ssd
tesy we're sspsizes and Mrs. DAVIS wss
badly cat sCross the face Shs rss brought
esck heass % tbs city and is andsr the dee
Ter asre. s1t nothin z serieas - anticipated
ssTosd tae smashing ID Of the vshiriss
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

A boy bY the name Of Bond. Who lives in
Wyoming township. but Who IL visiting
friends % GrsndVll cave. came 70 Police
Headquarters yssfsrdsy and asked 70 os
ssnt - = hospital. ss ne thsught he ~.s 90
ing % bs sick on QUESTIONING tae boz hs
ssld that his brother ssd mother h.d been
in the insane ssJlan. bat wsrs out now
He vas taken so he residence Of bis friends
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

The switchmen of the G.. r. & I. and
Michigan Central played . great game of
ball on the Stocking Street grounds yestsr
day. resulting in victory for the former by
a score of ..i62- TO IL Pitchers, Crazy Quilt
Seigrist aid Emperor Allsrt. Umpire
Grove
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
MATCHES.
Matchs. Interfere With Matches Very
Esplosively.

usNSsSs x.A,s,.s-ssxAAs-
DETROIT, July 22.-Some wsg threw lot
OF parlor matches on the floor OF the county
clerks Office yesterday afternoon and er-
ploded them. The clerks. whose nerves are
very sensitive since the recent explosion. all
made q wild scramble to get out but
stopped when they learned it was a false
alarm. John Catalan. who was making
out marriage license at the time. Ne
marked afterwards that the applicant, who
stood by, had nearly made widow Of his
wife before he married her.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
SUNDAY BASE BALL |
ANOTHER GREAT GAME AT RAMONA
r. u. . Jssss coass oat Ahs~a sxsis ~
scors Of 10 ca z-ssssrsl OtksE
IstsTsseiAx 6s.nss VIVA ysFi-
sos Essaias.

The results Of tas various local club
games ara Just IS - tsEszting IS those IN the
Lssxos and ths re- 1orts Of yesterday games
sroand town. pici ed ey TKLEsKAs-HKsALD
sporting reporters are faithfully transcribed
As toiiows
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

AZ - o'elsek y.tsrssy nsraisE Q fsrr-.-
te.n- k<esst n freaf ~ vse1vsyths
esne Ftxktsn@d g. Gs so6<en- Essr.en. star
~ ~h- rsz. srs<e .o.s snz N. sarors
re street i.fe he Er-ee r~k saf ws-.
~1xkt a Eaw cans - Falis.& Ne
famaxe
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

fssbsEssy -omsn called At Peliee Hssd-
qssrs-rs and wanted ssr husband sFr-sssS
and CD seins sesd tsss sAs must get an or
DER for warrant sks asksd saon 70 Fe -.
ksstnsu sr Stssrt rsfs D<sect.v> sxfss
kastHss. 40 tns vs&sn. sxas.
I do e to hin, sst ss is an EugSA-sn.
80 T. ay ksshsad. and he von eve ns "a
order
1hs wsuasa wsnt away znhssry.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

batteries-H. ID. j., Coon and Hycop; Gral
Rapids Dygert and Egger.
Struck out-by Coon, s; by Dygert, 8.
Base hits-H. ID. Il j., Id; Grand Rapids 7.
Two base hits-Nood, i; stiles, /.
Time of game-l45.
First base on bslls-Dygart, /; Coon, 2. -
Umpire-Nillian Harvard
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

The Weston Base Ball Club accepts the
challenge issued by the Detroit Sunday Sun
Club. and viii gladly meet them on the sth
OF August or any other date. Address for
all particulars. E. A. Woods, manager.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

Nrs Yoss. holx S2-Tss eta sslipss 81
he moon 49, sss frors sas city uader ts-
naosf fsve--Ais ea<suu.ssacss. ssS s>rizf.c-
rerv es-~rvs<frss wsrs recorss6 h- he
sssr,new e. 81 Eslszz y. cellsxs The skv
-xz sssade~e> t4~sarssaG
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
Died OF His Injuries.

sxsNs.ySs N yst ytNts,NssSNsNN
MAsErnK July 22.-Cari Shimpke, who
was assaulted by Albert Behne, died of his
Injuries last evening. William Z. Short
had severe stroke of paralysis during the
night
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
WhffaHnabed

The Peninsular Base Ball Club defeated
the West Bridge Street nine yesterday by
score of Q to 0. Pitchsrs-Devres for the
Peninsulars, Mcdonald for the West Bridge
ctrects
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
Came Home Afoot.

Milo George started to take his best girl
out for . drive yesterday, bat in making q
short turn on Canal-st, one of the forward
crushed 1t DO badly that his girl was obliged
10 waik uouA
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

Cerrsrrs. O.. july 2--DsrinE tie pr-v-
rsss OF a game sf ssss aall tAis usrninx ~
tween k~o nises al Foanx eoyz, - wsrs
Pous.ha a. = sTesr-clc iat ~ss strsck a kse.
s.rns,'e = - sxsft Pitris~d aek sRdfr
sniar-d that NJ ts@s ta.s sHeT1spg~> Fhe
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

s.. Pr7xxEs~~ Jsiy All 70 sxpecss-z
tsss e.npsr~r vNHs~ w;1 vs~a Prines Bss-
s.rcs ss Frs-swssasAFas "a sis rstarn tras
:. 8><--
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

The Eighth Ward Dsrbys forfeited q game
to the Wsstons yesterday afternoon. never
showing up after accepting q full and fair
challenge.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
SPRING
=NMA=>
COMPANY

A final announcement 20
the people of Grand Rapids
and outlying towns concern
Ing our unparalleled Carpet
and Drapery Sale
Two weeks ago, after long
reflection and deliberatlon,
but with no mlsgivlngs as 10
the result, we fully deter
mined 20 give the public a
Grand Special Carpet and
Drapery Sale. which would
completely eclipse every sale
of like character ever origi-
mated 10y any merchant or
firm within the limits of the
Valley City. With that gener-
our and, we may claim,
ambitious object IN view. We
selected from our extensive
stock OF CARPETS and DraperieS
$25, 900 Ia valuation which we
made up our minds 90 sell, re-
gardless Of the cost 10 Us or
the actual present value. la
our honesty and as a partial
motive for this seemingly un-
necessary sale We explained
TO the people that a number
of the patterns manufacturers
had ceased 10 make, others
again we said had become In
a measure passe, but all good
styles, and In fact good
many of them equally as
pleasing TO the majority of
purchasers, as the new de-
signs.
To be brief. OF the $25.-
600 stock selected of this
sale nearly $4,000 have been
disposed of 10 a pleased and
gratifed public, leaving in the
neighborhood of eleven thous-
and dollars in valuation still
at our disposal and subject TO
the demands of our customers.
We kindly solicit your in-
spection and ask you TO take
advantage of the surprisingly
low prices which We have
made, for You may not for
years meet with like oppor-
| tBnity TO buy staple goods be-
low the cost TO manufacture.
Remember we have only
about 1000 left for a bril-
liantly successful sale. This
balance must go and 90
quickly.
Every piece marked in plain
blue figures. For your benefit
we recapitulate the present
value of the Carpets offered IN
this sale and our reduced sell
ing price.
Union Ingrsins, worth 3oo for
ISc.
Union Ingrsins, worth 3Sc for
23c.
Union Ingrsins, worth <oe for
7sc.
Union Ingrsins, worth CSC for
33c.
Union Ingrsins, worth soc for
36c.
7-ply Extra Super Ingrsins,
worth CSC for 4oc.
7-ply Extra Super AIl-Wool
Ingrsins, worth 7sc, for sac.
7-ply Extra Superf1ne Kensing-
ton Ingrsins, worth Soc, for
SIC.
3-plyIngrsin (best rnskes) worth
800 for 81 { and 77e.
Tapestry Brussels worth CSC
for xsc.
Tapestry Brussels worth zse
for SIC.
Tapestry Brussels worth osc
for &c.
Body Brussels worth sfIo o for
Sac.
Body Brussels full 8 frame
worth SI.as for csc.
Genuine Administers worth
sI.ss, for sI.as.
Administer Noquettes worth
sf.6s for si.zs.
Velvet Carpets worth SI.35 for
500.
Administer Velvets worth af.bo
for sI.I5.
Royal Milton Velvets worth
sz.z5 and sz.5o for 81 SO and
Sr.75.
IN selling 60 many Carpets
daily - . natural coBseqUe nee
we make . great many rem
nants which we offer for sale
At a price which will astonisb
you.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
STAMPEDE FROM CONGRESS.

m the Exodus Continues the House May
be Without = Quorum
WA,HrSNros. July 22.-The trains out OF
Washington last night and today carried
away q good many Congressman. snd If the
exodus continues tomorrow there will not
be a quorum left in the House. Now that
the tariff Dill is out Of the way the members
Of the House are not disposed to linger in
Washington, and il will not be surprrsing
to find that body without q quorum at an y
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

The Athletics defeated the Alsrts at q
game of base ball yesterday at Oak Lawn,
By q score Of Is to Is for . purse Of s..
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
EIGHT MEN KILLED.

The Results Of {. Collision en- the Norfsi1 :.
Western Railroad
LVScHBURs. va, July 2l.-This morniT IL
at o'clock freight train came in collis5 On
on the Norfalk & Western railroad. ei hit
miles west Of this city. Both engineers, one
fireman and Eve train hands were X. led
and both engines wrecked.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

CAIRO, July 22.-Four hundred rebels At
tackled village near Wady Halfa yesterday
but were defeated By force under Colonel
Wodeheuse. The rebel less was heavy.
Twenty of the villagers were killed.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
Eos1nfRlsSffs
Daily "Pointers."
To Householders.


Much hss ssss ssia sssut the sewerage
ss II IL ef the hrsl lnS portsnos 10 health IL
Bsy bs taken ss . safe snc general rule that
al matter whieh gives OF disEs reesbls
smell IL dsnssrons sif allowed to remain
near our dweliings.
Mature thss gives as . wsrnlng OF the
presence Of sometking that may 40 us
harm For the above reasons We should
not sllow our cisterns 10 become . de-
pository for tke leaves bugs. worms cater
pillars. and ell other dirt that may wash
OF the root.
Ii requires bar shors time for this 60
decay and give OF very offensive smell.
becoming not only sonrcs of much trouols
and annoyance, but also enasnFerlnk our
own aud also The lives of our families.
AL this tronble esa be essllv avoided ey
using Weghtmsn's sFLF-Cl.EANSlN6 9
SfRAINER cuf-off. Th.s Combustion
Strsiner aud Cut-0f is the Beet. Cheapest
and only Practical one in the Market
There are thousands psw In use and are
highly reosmnended by all.
We have them In ell sizes.
Foster, Stevens & Co.,
10 and Is Nelrss-s,.. IS. SIS. 81, 80 and
81 Lsuis-st
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

IN the game of base ball between the Hol-
J and City and Spring Lake at Portland yes.
terday the following was the result:
Holland City............0 & o n o.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

A final announcement 60
the people of Grand Rapids
and outlying towns concern
Ing our unparalleled Carpet
and Drapery Sale.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23
Challenge Accepted.

Errors-Honsnd City, 5; Spring Lake, 3. Home
Tuns-Holland City, L Umpire-J. Donald, OF
Spring Lake.
Telegram-herald., 1888-07-23

0E sarn.s1 fa7s are srss.1s zzkz--
TIE l1lIess 1aga ~ e. zee l-aE~
fl ~ eaI 1tsf 4.fa EtG H,-i.fr
AE1 Fa4 ra4e -ltn-lS -ils-4 = q ~
= - E1a4 as IzLt5 !t4A "a zaALL.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1888-11-16
RIDING A HORSE,
Buffalo Bill Does Not Like the English
style as Wen as the American

Buffalo Bill Does Not Like the English
style as Wen as the American.
The American way of riding a horse
Is the only way that comfort can be had
for both man and beast. By the Ameri.
can way | mean sitting in the saddle
am sorry that a great many gentle
men OF this country are using the En-.
g!ish style on horseback that is, they
rise in the saddle with the motion of
the horse. Last summer when | was
IN England | noticed this stvle pap
ticutarly. | don't see how it can be COM
Portable, and | know it is anv thing
but graceful to see II man bulnping
up and down in his saddle The
English who saw us ride soon came tc
this conclusion. They agree that the
American style was the only style anu
soon began to copy us. Expert rider:
came down to see me. They tried the
American style, and now many gentle.
men can be seen every day in their
park riding the American style. re
ride properly you must sit firmly il
your saddle. Get comfortable sad.
die to begin with. Then sit souarely
in it. Have your stirrups long enough
to save some OF the weight from the
horses back and so that you can raise
yourself in them when necessary. |
always raise myself in the saddle TO
shoot. | cen get in II steadier position
and get a better aim. When sitting Oh
your horse grip him with vour legs.
between your hip and your knee. Sit
erect and hold your reins low down
and short enough to feel his head. The
first thing a rider shonld do is to learn
his horse. Learn the different gaits
of the horse and then ride with the
horse-go with his motion. This is
less firing to the horse and to the rider
" 4. CODY (Butato "il), in CAica.
go Inter Ocean.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1888-11-16
NASAL VOICES, CATARRH AND
FALSE TEETH"

A prominent English woman say
the American women all have high
shrill, nasal voices aud false teeth.
Americans don't like the constln
twitting they get about this nasi
twang, and yet it Is fact eau ed b,
our dry stimulating atmospht r., an,
the universal presence OF catarrha
diff ;ulties.
But why should so many of oul
women have false teeth?
That is more of Il poser to the E g
fish. II is quite impossi ole 70 acoou ii
Tor it except On the theory of d, ran geo
stomach action caused by imprudenc,
in eating and by Want OF regular ex
ercise.
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrh trC u lies everywhere prevail
and end III cough and consumption
which are promoted 10y nal nutltiou
induced by deranged stomach action.
The cOndiiion is modern one, one
unknown 10 our ancestors who pre-
vented the catarIh, cold, cough anu
consumption by abundant and regu-
lar use Of what is liuw known ~
Warmers Log Cabin cough and CON
sumption rem, dy and L'g Cabin
sarstparlla, two old fashioned stand
ard remedies handed uuwn from our
ancestors, aud now exclusively put
nth under the strongest guaranie es
OF purity and efficacy by the world
fsmed makers Of Warmers safe cure.
These two remedies plenIilully usea
us the TALL and wiuter seasons advance,
together with an occasional use OF
Warmers Log Cabin rose cream, to
strengthen and piott ct the nasal mem
branes, give positive assurance If
freedom, both from catarrh and thos1
dreadful and if neglected, inevitable
troubles and consumption, which So
generally and fatally prevail among
our people.
Comrade Eli Fisher, of, Salem,
Henry Co., Iowa, served four years in
the late war and contracted disease
called consumption by the doctors.
He had IRE quent hemorrhages. After
using Warmers Log Cabin cough and
consumption RENE dy, he says, under
date OF January 10 II, 1888: 81 do
not bleed at the lungs any more, my
C, u4h does not bother me, and do
not have any more smothering spells
Warner's Log G bin rose cream cured
his wife Of catarrh and she is "sound
and we H."
OF course we do not ike to have
our women called nose takers and
false teeth owners, but these condi- |
tons Can be readily over, ONE III tn
manner infested
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1888-11-16
PRUDENCE! PRUDENCE,

In medication. as in aught else. prudence
should be our guide. Yet thousands cast il m
the winds. Every new nostrum finds lis mai
rons, the medical empires of every fulse school
nave Their gulls. Every change in the gamui
OF bunoug is rung success ully for a time M
ieaSt-the notes being furnished by the credu.
iess; IN happy contrast to the many adyer-
useo lnpos ures of the day stands Hostetters
popularity, approved and recommended nv
physicians. Endorsed by the press OF MANY
hhus, sought and priz.d by invalids eyery
where. IL Is an ascertaintd specific for and
preventive of malarIal Diseases chronic indi.
,suHn, liver complaint and cnnstl cation.
checks me growth OF rheuInatl- IN aud neural
kiS Is peerless inVlg DrHni ana useful dilirctic
Nervous people benefit by il.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1888-11-16

-'Why can't they make these dunn
mics more lifeiike?" said facetious
fellow. hating with friend in front of
clothing store on Market street ana
slapping figure vigorous blow on
the cheek. The dummy" turned
suddenly, let fly his left. and the face
tious man went down on the pavement
as though struck by lightning ex-
press. Phjladelphjo Times.
Il left the business long ago" said
the ex-umpire, but it seems to follow
me still. even to my own home" How
Is that? asked his auditor. well,
my son works in an iron mill aud nv
daughter is fine young lady. | 90
home at night aud find my boy on u
strike and my girl gone on balls and
parties. Even my wife gives me chicken
wings-foul tips, you know" And the
old umpire sighed. -PittSdurgh Chron-
icle.
One night at a meeting a negro
prayed earnestly that he and his bretb
rem might be preserved from what he
called their ''upsettin' sins" "Brud-
der" one of his friends said, "you amt
got de hang OBJ dat ar word. It's be
settin', not 'upsettin'.'" "Brudder,"
replied he, ''if that's so. it's so; but I
was prayin' de Lord to save us from de
sin OBJ 'toXication. an if dat ain't a up
settin' sin, | dunno what ann
"A girl who by chance was com
PEELED to wash her face with the Juice
of q wntarrOalon fo,,d - - II =.
that she continued it and to her joyful
surprise discovered that her freckles
were disappearing. She applied the
new wash with more vigor than ever.
and soon they were entirely gone. This
makes the even 1000 things which
are said to be sovereign remedies for
freckles.
New York dame-'I thingyou Chi
cago married folks ought to live to-
gether, If only for appearances sake.
just think what an awful reputation
ell these divorces give your city?"
Chicago dame-''Well, you see Chica-
go has no nearby summer resort to
which all the married women can go
every spring and not see their hus-
bands oftener than once month, as
you do in New York, you know
Omaha World.
Judge (to prisoner who has just
been brought into courD -"What is
your name?" Prisoner - Billings"
Judge-''Where are you from, Mr..
Billings?' Prisoner-'I refuse to state,
as such information has nothing to do
with the case" Judge-"But we will
compel you to state, sir" Prisoner
THAT will be dangerous proceeding.
l assure you. shot a judge once"
Judge (musingly)-"The prisoner is
from Kentucky. "-ArkdnSaW Traveller.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1888-11-16

no BROADWAY, n Y, March IL. 1886
L have been using ALLCocKs Porous
fLAsTERs fors20 years, and found them
one Lof. the best of family medicines.
Briefly summing up'my experience | say
that when placed on the small of the back
ALLCocK's PLAsTERs fll the body with
nervous energy, and thus cure fatigue.
oiain txhanstion, debility and kidney diff
ficuliies. For women.and children | have
found them Invaluable. They never irri-
tate the skin or cause the slightest pain.
but cure sore throat, croupy coughs. cold,
pains in SIDE, back Of chest, Indigestion
and bowel complaints.
re. d. FREDRICKs.