New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-31
THE Talk or THE DAY.

A seer uses the ballot figures OF the Democratic
State Committee at Albany basis for predicting
that neither Governor Hill nor President SleVelahu
will get the Presidential nomina Ion seventeen VI
this committee voted for Cleveland man, ana
seventeen for Hill man Dividing 1888 by H.
continuous remainder OF l Is inc rcsu'' henoo
the seer concludes that Hill and Cleveland VIII come
within one OF the nomna ion the prize being secured
by clark hOrse'
SONG OF THE KELLY MOTOR MAN.
pve deem mysterious power and occult etheric'
THAT Shall rattle thro tho galaxy and shake the uni
That Shall haul the Solar System like mighty train
Crack the rldgepolo of creation and shake down the
polar stars. - ,,o,,o, g., INV etberc vapor
That viii shake the consultations If my motor ever
II my motor ever notes.
II my motor ever notes.
will iostle up the planets II my motor ever NOTES.
Hitch belt from my invention round the axis of the
And vibratory sympathy will speedily go forth
That will start the earth rotating, and no power Its
Spinning t6ro' the consultations like planetary top
And care the trembling Pleads like herd OF fright
Shake the rafters of creation II my motor ever notes.
II my motor ever notes,
If my motor ever notes,
Let the sun and moon take warning II my motor ever
And think twill mote directly in about week or
Please subscribe another million Just to put the matter
Just paltry million dollars will secure what seek
And III set my motor noting by the middle OF next
So hand in your prompt subscriptions cash or prom
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notes. -,
very successful sundryschoa bulhght was
recently given in chihuahua Mexico. Tho young
Of the Sunday took part in It, and the pro-
ceeds were devoted to tho interior adonment OF
the parish church
Speaking OF "the deadly car stove," It is not
such a dlabocal Institution after all when one Is
snowbound on a railway train for ten or twelve
hours.
Ono evening last week while calling on Young
lady whose roseae checks pride and the admir-
alton OF her friends, young gentleman Without any
pyS ference DO yo 5 es GfS s ady ssTH
took on dey deepo. tiaSe wfIle her evident tEI
c snco his question had to her mind perfectly
the que He ut lsngth managed to so change
tho question as to relieve Of Its INT
soured, and he has made solemn pledge not to DO
caught in such an embarrassing predicament again
Boston Budget.
"Thc Boston Transcript Is tired Of following tho
DO much sensible 10 Fawst' in tho good old
English way. Nobody, however, but Bostonan could
afford to say Fawst"
Ono day, when the teacher of kindergarten was
giving the first lesson IN geography, she used ball
explanation she gave the ball to little boy and said
snow, Johnny, can you tell me what Is round Ike
ball y" "Yesm,n said John, delghtedly, another
one."-(Youth's Companion
A French provincial lawyer recently died In his
will he directed tina. annuity Of 800 year be paid
to the servant who should close his eyes," When this
clause read the servant who performed this Office
jumped with Joy but his delight speedily damp
ened by tho nephew and heir of tho dead man, who
minded tho servant that his master had only eye.
And the servant actually failed to get his legacy this
absurd technicalIty.
There is An enerprsing paper IN Shanghai. which
believes in getting all the In recent issue it
announced that A" Charles Pariie sometime NJ. p for
Cork City, and three prominent Anarchists have boon
executed at Kiln AMMAN. small detachment Of cav
airy was in readiness, but tho services not
qured' 1t also reported that Mr.. W. E. Gladstone
was found dead. through sn oN erdoso Of morphla"