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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-03-06
Thu INDIANAPOLISJ0 JOURNAL
DAILY, SUNDAY AND WEEKLY.
The Most Complete Newspaper in
all Departments in the
State of Indiana.

No newspaper in the West is more widely or more
favorably known than the INDIANAPo LIS JOURNAL.
BY the display of enterprise and strict attention the
of the reading public it has taken leading po
stion among the most prominent journals of the
country. and is certainly among the best. Among
the newspa persof the State it is pre-emnenty the
best, and Indiana readers nowhere else find what
they want in the way of State and local news. It
crcuates largely in every county in Indiana and has
correspondents in every town and village of impor-
lance. Its market reports are prepared with the
greatest care possible, and no pains expense are
spared to make them and absolutely reliable.
1t is the only newspaper in the State owning and pub
fishing all the news furnished by the two great press
associations (the Western Associated Press and the
United Press, in addition which it furnishes AMI
abundance of special service from all the principa
cities of the country 1t has been and will in future
be, the aim of the publishers to make the INDIAN
APoLIs JOURNAL a perfect and complete newspaper,
deficient in department or particular. The paper
challenges comparison with any of its contemporaries
The approach of the great campaign of 1888 rem.
ders it desirable for every citizen have rst-class
newspaper; in fact, it will be impossible for him to
keep fairly abreast of the times without such paper
Great political battles be fought in the State
NAL will carefully record. No Indiana reader,
tainly Indiana Republican, should be without the
JOURNAL in the coming campaign. While it is thor
oughly and soundy Republican in politics, devoted TO
he interest of the Republica party the JOURNAL
viii not allow its to be colored by partisan bias.
but will give the of the day without fear or
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considered Every citizen is interested in the pend.
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In addition to its features the JOURNAL re.
gales its readers with the productions Of of the
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of the most celebrated magazine writers and author
contributors to its literary columns, making it
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the coming year. These appear most largely in the
SUNDAY JOURNAL, which is special edition, and can
be subscribed for and received exclusive of the DAILY
JOURNAL
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No Leniencv Win Thievea.

Whatever complaint there may be about the
depreciation of thieves in the city. Judge Irwin
cannot be criticised for not dealing severely
enough with the criminals who apprehended
and brought before him. John Barber, the colored
man convicted ten days ago for burglary, con-
fessed that he had robbed seven houses, and
then appeared as witness against Henry Wolf,
who received the goods. with the understanding
that he would be dealt with leniently, but when
he was brought before Judge Irwin yesterday
he was committed to the penitentiary for six
years. He regretted that he had not entered a
plea of not guilty, and stood trial by jury.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-03-06
Barber Hofrman,s TriaI Confined.

The trial of George Hoffman, proprietor OF
the Grand Hotel barber shop, who shaved a man
Sunday for the purpose of testing the law,
was postponed yesterday morning until to-day.
The continuance was asked the ground that
the prosecution was not fully prepared to go into
the trial. The defendant and the boss BARRIERS
will be represented by Grifiths & Potts. and the
assistant prosecutor will be assisted by legal
talent provided by the Sunday-closing Associa-
ton. The bosses feel very sure that Mr.. Hoff-
will be acquitted, but II he is appeal
to the higher courts will be taken and an imme-
date hearing asked.
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Investigating the Prize-Firht.

The county grand jury met yesterday morn
ine and during the day examined over twenty
witne sses. Among the first things taken up was
the prize fight that occurred out at Hancnes
grove last Friday night. Several persons who
were present as spectators were examined. and
half dozen more witnesses have been sum
moned for to-day. The jury has great deal OF
work before it this term and it is doubtful if 1t
all be finished up in the ten days allo tied
Besides an unusual number of Jail cases. the
tally-sheet cases will come up for conclusive in
Yestigation.
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Suing the Auditor of State.

A suit out of the usual order was filed in the
Superior Court, yesterday. by Frank P. DON
aid and others against Bruce Carr. Auditor of
State. In 1897 James Mcdonald, resident of
Daviess county, executed TO the State mort
gage to secure 1920 he borrowed out of the
sinking fund" Default was made and in 1879
the land was sold by the State for $775. The
profit of s425 was not paid to Mr.. Mcdonald but
turned into the funds OF the State. The
suit that 10 now brought is to compel the Audit
or of State to issue a warrant for the 1925 in
order that it may be paid TO the heirs of Mr..
McDonald
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Treated Badly by His Wife.

James r. Spencer has applied to the Superior
Court for divorce from his wife, Mary A.
Spencer, to whom he married in February,
1872. He alleges that she has been un-
faithful and unkind to MIN in that she
has refused to cook for him, and has at
tempted to ruin his good name by circu-
latng false reports about him among their
neighbors They have six children. and he asks
to be granted the custody of them all. on the
ground that Mrs. Spencer is in the habit of
using unchaste language in their presence. Mr..
Spencer is a mechanic. III
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Boasts of the Gang.

The suit of Coroner Wagner against the
County Commissioners for his salary MP
for trial in Judge Walkers room, Super Tor
Court, to morrow. By demanding struck jury
the Commissioners have been able to procure an
almost solid Democratic jury, and the members
of the gang already boasting that they are
in position to down Wagner.
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mRrrrTT couRr,
CRIMINAL COURT.
DIED.

MARSHALL-Hubert G. Marshall at IL o'clock
m Saturday Marcn at the residence Of his brother,
163 Fort Wayne avenue, aged twenty-seven years.
STATES-G. W. Staten, at his home $50 Indiana
avenue, at 114o P. m, Saturday, March 3. 1sss.
aged sixty-nine years aud month. Funeral serv-
ices At California street NJ E. Church. $50 m,
Wednesday, March :. Friends invited.
STEPHENSOS--Mrs Marcia A., widow of the late
Orvile J. Stephenson. at IL 80 n. March 5. 1858.
Funeral 1T the residence 265 N Mississippi street,
on Wednesday March Z. at D. M
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surpIus Employees Dismissed.

Special to the indianapolis JoErnas-
FIT WAYNE. March 5.-This evening ! so of the
LOCO employees of the Pennsylvania Company's
shops in this city were dropped from the rolls.
This is in accordance with orders from the com
pany e general Offices directing reduction OF
s5 Der cent of employees Seventy of the dis
charged men are from the shop forty from
the blacksmith shop, seven from the copper
shop twenty-five from the boiler shop, and
for.y-one from the machine shop. A further re-
duction is expected tomorrow
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An Offensive Breath

Is most distressing, not only to the person af-
fiieted. if he have any pride, bat to those with
whom no comes in contact. II IL a delicate mat
ter 10 speak Of but IL has parted only frieEds
but lovers. Bad breath and cAtarrh are insep-
arabia. DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the
worst cases, as thousands can testify.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-03-06
Scents Danger.
MinneapoIis Tribune.

Minneapolis Tribune.
An Indiana editor, who was such radical in
fidel that he would not allow the name of God
TO be capitalized in his paper. has prof-ssed
Christianity and joined the Presbyterian Church.
This seems to be a wiLter OF miracles. Some
thing is wrong when good men refuse to run
for the presidency and wicked editors join the
enuFch
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Bernhamer,s Allowance to himself Reduced

Judge Sullivan yesterday morning passed on.the
Zinck-Bernhamer case, in which petition was
presented by Mrs. Rosa Zinck Directing to the
fees Bernhamer had allowed him self as admin
istrator of the estate of Sara h Bockstaer.
Bernhamer's bill was for $166. The evidence
showed that he had charged the usual fees dof
an administrator. and in addition had allowed
himself liberal attorney Is fees. The judge held
that he was not entitled to pay both admin
istrator and attorney, and permitted him to have
hu%&
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portant project to completion. At all events
the business interests of Chicago are certain not
to suffer from the new deal
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The Court Record.
SUPERIOR COURT.

Room 2-Hon. D. W. Howe. Judge
Geo. W. Bolen Grand Lodge Of Free and
Accepted Masons of State of Indiana; damages.
Dismissed for insufficient cause of action.
GENERAL TERM DECISIONS.
The Superior Court judges sat in general
term yesterday and handed down the following
opinions:
ct al. Affirmed per curtain.
986. Otto Hasselm an D. B. Hughes ct al.
Affirmed per curiam.
1909 Michael O'Connor vs.. VIM H. Beatty ct
al. Affirmed per curam. Appeal prayed and
IOI6 Charles E. Merrifeld VS.. Allen A. Rus
SELL Reversed. Opinion By Howe j.
1913. John n. Unversaw ct al. vs. Minerva
Hawkins ct al Affirmed. Appeal prayed aud
granted.
Affirmed. Appeal PRAYED and granted.
1898. Media A. Baker VS.. Anthony w
Stringer ct al Affirmed. Appeal prayed and
granted.
NEW SUITS FILED.
A S. Lehman VS.. L. S. EndIy; suit on bond.
Demand $3.50.
State of Indiana, on the relation OF Francis P
Mcdonald ct al, VS.. Bruce Carr, Auditor of
State; cong plant for writ of mandamus. De-
mand $500.
James B. Messick ct al. VS. James s. Hinton;
complaint to foreclose chattel mortgage. De-
mand 1890
CIRCUIT COURT.
Hon. Thomas L. sullivan. Judge
In the matter of the petition of W. NJ. Dawson
1or opening u puol1C hlsHWass appeateo from
Board of Commissioners Cause dismissed by
appellant
Jacob c. Yunkers vs.. James B. Wheeler; for
possession. Motion for new trial oYerruled and
appeal to Supreme Court asked.
In the matter of the probasing Of the will of
James G. Douglass. Evidence being heard
Rosa Zinc Vs. ". +. A Bernhamer; objections
to allowances Allowances cut down one half
by court
CRIMINAL COURT.
Hon. William irwin. Judge.
State VS.. John Barber; grand la rency. Trial
by court: found guilty, and sentenced to TIE
penitentiary for six years
State Mary Erhart: selling liquor to minors.
Trial by court; found guilty, and fined $50 and
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INDIANAPOLIS. N.

INDIANAPOLIS. ND.
Passenger elevator and all modern conveneness
Geading Hotel of the city, and strictly irst-class
Rates $3.50 80 and 81 80 per day, the latter price
intending bath GEO. I. PFINGST, Proprietor.
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THERE WILL BE A MEETING OF THE MOOR
/ porators and members of the indianapolis Asylum
for Friendless Coiored Children held at Friends
Church. Delaware and St Clair streets the
18th inst, $50 clock .. for the purpose of
electing nine directors for the management of said in
stitution.
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CHuRCH SERVICES
ANNOUNCEMENTS

NoUNGS ASTHMA CURE t'CURES ASTHMA
IL and hay fever" Send for circular. ROOSA &
RATLIFF, Rushville. Ind.
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EOR COMMISSIONER OF THE FIRST DIS
Il trict. Benjamin F. Osborn, of Washington town.
ship, subject to the action of the Republican nomi-
mating convention.
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Room 2-Hon. d. W. Howe. Judge.
Geo. W Bolen vs. Grand Lodge of Free and
ccepted Masons of State of Indiana; damages.
nc w is cod for Spcr GHaiar@ nareo of ao+,ou
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-01-17
JACK AND 4.

t~usssonred Of Jack, POOR boy
,~l .ra-k was tired o fine;
e., r.,red for sweets will soonest cloy;
r,,.toi been kind. and we,
r-, foolish spcndihrift hearts, made waste
t.rf.s best SITS with eager haste.
t.el uc were. Time seems 80 long
Ul,a everything goes wcl'
r.rv.fs Of home rose grim and strong
sa rrIs0ucrs ia o cell
u. ..lAci our marriage chain. and pined
r..lom we had lett behind.
~-.I trcl ~ love and peace were we.
U..lcy days calm bliss
v. i4tu o goal 20 win, since lac
Wl.u.ue. aud was his
,.I.l,ta sighed Ia mute despair
4 she'd each other anywhere.
p.f sorrow came one day-the pain
Dfpesths dark. awful fear;
3D., ,..n our hearts beat warm again;
I..ucacA Co each was dear.
be- Seemed that lie could nothing lack,
...I. Ilc. had mc. andI had Jack,
Madeline s. Bridges In Frank Lesiie's
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Among the various uses u celluloid 1t
would appear o. bc @ suitable sheathing
ior.al- lu place ofcopper. \ French com
pad, I9w undertakes 10 supply the sub
stance ior This at ninc francs per surface
Ao't and per milimetcr Of thickness. In
experiments by NJ. Butaine, plates Of Gel
H..l applied 10 various vessels in Jan
nary ll-f were removed five or six months
..,l and found quite iutsct and free
.i.a marine vegetation, which was
abundant ol parts uncovered. The color
I'D ta- substance is u~destructible; the
..,,sm may be reduced 10 0OOO3 meter;
4.. Orc qualities Of elasticity, solidity, i'm
l"fnelo.ity, resistance to chemical ac-
l. etc.. are all IN favor Of the use OF
Nl....I -Annales Industrie,les.
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Lnlnr--l E~ccncnillon.

i..,.5 ltte l.ris were D afternoon
,.'...-ng themselves and their elders
lM .t,..llou party one Of them had
ltl.ls learned 90 spell cat, % and she
r Standing zap before the company try
iU- though much t|ribulation Of timidity
ari ,.-. stiffness 10 display her accom-
l.-.r..Uf
Iie .,.-i lttle dot became a%ggrieyed;
l. MAS taking any notice Of her;
,,e.{ was l|stening TO Louise.
ll sl-p a he'd bcfo- the star Of the oc-
u .. anl ratified of. u~dignantly:
'4wuFear- old la iuesday-born Fal-
Dbl. el-3au..able county-name Alma
M..r geye.aud p'esident-Adam frs
Ul
S.. dad succeeded, every n in the
loo- Reared and the general attention
1874. aA-l upon Ler little vain self
l.a.s Companion
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THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
lie Was Somewhat Mixed on the Medi.
cal Terms.

The other day n small boy appeared at
school after a days absence, and without an
excuse.
"Why were you absent Yesterday the
teacher asked.
My sister has the ammonia in the left
leg" said he, IAN | couldn't come Yesterday,
an they couldn't tend to my excuse this
morning"
Ammonia in the left leg.' exclaimed the
teacher What do YOU meanP'
That's what she has got, ma'am, - the boy
insisted
The teacher was in doubt whether the boy
was simply getting UP a smart answer or
whether he had made a mistake. She sent
him home with q note Of inquiry, therefore,
and learned from the reply that his sister
had been i'll with pneumonia in the left lung
Boston Transcript.
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Alfonso Of wire lathing Is Il Of the
,i Stiles Of the Manchester exhibition.
4.s architect is Mr.. G.. +. Armitage and
wire iaiAing IS stated 20 resist fire.
ais Nle lathing can be applied 70 or
wooden beams, aud 10 can be used
' '.e partitions by itself, while wire
D various kinds form part Of the
Ni-- INVENTION IL will Dc seen thar the
meat ia appearance, and, If fire
I''yi % BIAS at least one substantial prop
'l, .o commend it.-Cassell's.
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WAY YOUR HEAD ACHES.

vl,t IL FAMILY Doctor Writes foI a Fam
u, ,faeaziue-What to Avoid.
p-.h.blyo one Of The most common head
.,I0. If not the most common, is that
....l nervous. The class Of people who
most subject TO it are certainly not
-- outdoor workers. II ever my old
r.aIt tho gardener had had q headache,
y r.l.I not have been once Of this descrip-
r. Nor does Darby, the plOwman, nor
r....,. the bus man, nor GreatfOot, the
...r. suffer from nervous headache,
... ANY one else who leads an outdoor
If. or who takes plenty Of exercise in the
open air. But poor Matte, who slaves
euly her days I'm q stufly diapers shop,
and JEANNE ina her lonesome attic, bend
,r- over her white ~scam-stitch, stitch,
..t.l-tIl far into the night, and thou
sands of others Of the indoor working
el-s are martyrs to this form Of head
ache Are they alone in their misery
SO. for my Lady Bonhommc, who comes
fll4ye her ball dress fitted Oh, has often
fellow feeling with JEANNE and Matte.
Sle. however, we cannot afford TO pity
quite SD much, because she has the power
t1 change her modus viyendi whenever
she chooses.
What are the symptoms Of this com
plaintiff makes your head ache so, You
Wlll almost know it. is coming from a
DUH, perhaps sleepy, feeling. You have
no heart and little hope, and You are rest
less az night. Stin more restless, though,
when il comes ON in full force, and then
for nights, perhaps. however much You
may wish 20. you cln scarcely sleep at all.
GLOW ms poor head does achen' This
Won viii say often enough; sadly to your
-clf. and hopclcssly 90 those near you,
from whom YOU expect 40 sympathy and
.et none And yet the pain is bad 10
bear. although 30 is generally confined TO
.u.y one part 0f the head
The worst Of this form of headache lies
j.. the fact that DO is periodic. Well, as 1t
arises from unnatural habits of life OF pc
.utIes Of constitution. tl., p%eriOdiCity
.-rumo than we might expect.
Il. ] just note down some Of the most
ordinary cil7es of nervous headache, PEG
Die VINO suffer thcrcirOm Will know what
II, do aud what 10 avoid. / will then
,.eak OF the treatment.
O,erworE indoors.
Oy,r-tudy.
Work or study indoors, carried ON IN an
unnatural or cramped position Of body.
Literary men and women ought tOdO most
10 their work 40 % standing desk, lying
down now and then on "a sofa To- ease brain
audi lcar, and permit ideas 10 flow. They
.i.a.d work out of doors in fine weather
-u.-h their feet resting on a board. not
OLD o.. cartl-and under canvas in wet
u..,.a - It IS surprising the good this
,n... ai,ice. if followed, can effect.
Neglect Of the ordinary rules that con
Uu.. .l health
Nntof fresh air ia bedrooms
Want " abundant skin exciting eXcr~
). C-.
N.-.e.tof tle bath.
over INDULGENCE in food, especially of e
stimulating character.
Weakness % debility Of body, however
pr..acci This can only De remedied by
proper uItrImcut
N.ry.r. ness. however induced.
fII. excitement iuscparable from u
ia, .I. lie
E...ls passion anger and jealousy in
particular
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Equal Rights Demanded.

Harry's father is "A railroad man, and at
dinner one night announced that he was soon
to have a vacation. For some reason, com
mon TO many children, Harry does not always
like to say his prayers, having asked his
mother once if she shouldn't think God
would get tired Of hearing the anne prayers
over and over On the night in question,
after being prepared for bed and told as
usual to say his prayers, Harry turned TO his
mother and, in an earnest, argumentatiye
tone, said: "Mother, don't YOU think ought
TO have q vacation, tooY-New York World.
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ILROA
AAARN

RICHMOND, FREDERICKSBlIRf.
AZ AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.-Scbeduia
commencing JANUARY sth. .i&s-eastsrn
standard time:
TBS am. leaves byrd street station daily; stors
only 1t Ashland Junction. MilfOrd.
and Fredericksburg. Sleeper 10
Washington. Leaves sshinSton for
New York at ll:+0 am.
e'iO am. leave Byrd street station: special
Pullman vestibule train, on which
extra fare Is charged. Runs Tues
days, Thursdays, and Saturdays. or.
cept ON the 10th. lsth, and 10th OF
,, January. Makes no local stops.
In am. leaves Byrd-street station daily, ex-
cept Sunday. Leaves washington for
Now York at i:i0 PM.
o. p m. leaves Byrd-street station daily.
sleeper TO New York.
W3s am. arrives at Byrd-street station daily.
Sleeper from New York.
stops at Fredericksburg, Milford, and
Junction. Sleeper from Washington.
''la pm. arrives at Byrd-street station;
SPECIAL Pullman vestibule train, on
which extra fare IS charged Runs
Mondays, Wednesdays. ana Fridays
excep, on the lltn aud 10th Of Janu-
airy. Makes no local stops.
lO:S pm. arrives AT Byrd street station daily.
except Sunday. Sleeper from
Washington.
ASHLAND TRAINS.
DAILY EXCEPT sUNpAYs
aU pm. accommodation, leaves ijyrd stree
station arrives at Ashland at 5 pm.
oOf pm. leaves Eliza arrives at Ashland ct
6iS pm.
s06 am. accommodation. arrives m Rro.a-
street station leaves Ashland at SOL
am.
b.5s pm. arrives at El5a: leayes Ashland A
6l2 pm.
Ga. TAYLOR, General Ticket Agent.
b. L. d. MYERS. General SUPERINTENDENT.
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ncmnrknIle rresence OF s!Ind:

Pat Hoolihan, while stating the roof Of one
Of our highest buildings, lost his footing and
fell
over and over ho went until within twenty
five feet Of the pavement, when lie struck a
telegraph wire and managed to grasp it, first
with ono hand, then with both.
'Hang ON for your life, Pat.' shouted HE
fellow %worllnen, and the bystandeIs rushed
to the nearest dwelling for a mattress.
Pat held on for a few seconds, when sud
denly, with q cry Of ''Shtand from undher'"
he dropped and lay s~ensclc,s IN the street.
Whisky was used and Pat finally came TO-.
When asked why he did not hold out longer,
be feebly replied;
"Oi wuz afraid the wore nd break.
lie recovered Life.
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An Exact Statement.

Johnny, / find three mistakes on the first
page Of your letter, - said a mother to her
g-year-old son one day. "You have spelled
until with two Is, very with two RS, and
left ont the word brother in the last line"
Il don't call that three mistakes, mamma"
replied the boy, calmly; Il call it two mis-
takes ari oao forget "-Harper's Bazar.
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THO Eicht Size.

Matter Of Fact Mother to fashionable
daughter, who is going ou0-Clara, THINK
your hustle IS altogether too large to look
well.
Fashionable %Daughter-I know, mamma;
but you have no idea how slippery the SIDE
walks are.-Ncw York Sun.
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llo,oropher-If you and your estima-
ee WIFE could look a triile less mournfui
tlAiAk tho picture would be more salts
factory.
Deacon Hadden-Young man, our son
Ssoo0's IN Jail for boss stealin'. This
f''sis fer him. Let her gol--Judge.
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Pretty VOL Fixed.

Omaha Dame-So your daughter is en-
gagedi
Council Bluffs Dame-Yes; She is to marry
a Council Bluffs gentleman.
ais he well off"
81 should say. He owns half a share OF
gas stock omaha World.