The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-05-17
THE MERRY SIDEI
The saloon-keeper is an outlaw by force
of circumstances.

The saloon-keeper is an outlaw by force
of circumstances.
When young mans education is fin
ished-it is just begun.
VOORHEES, "apologized to the Senate"
ingalls, didn't need any.
The way to compel the enforcement of a
law-resolve to violate it.
One strange feature of the Local Option
campaign, is that "dry" voters work for
"wet' townships.
The BARRIERS at Fremont will close on
Sunday. Talking seven days in the week
is too much for them.
The last two Presidents were New
Workers. Maine will take that matter off
her hands this summer.
Some Western people raised the wind"
to boom town. Now the wind is boom
ing all alone in that town.
The most rapid Prohibition workers
are the Cincinnati doggery-keepers. But
they don't seem to know it.
Dan. VOORHEES, declares history liar.
1t certainly does tell some hard yarns
about the Democratic party.
An Ohio Democratic paper says, "The
prospects are bright for Democratic sue
cess" A dead fish is bright.
A Cincinnati doggery-keeper pretended
to be sick before going into Court. He
aods sick when he came away.
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The Cincinnati people want to turn
Mayor Smiths head in the right direction
then put blind bride on him.
The Democratic speeches on the tariff
constitute the longest funeral oration on
record. But then, they preach it them
selves.
A cranky prisoner in a Toledo police
court told the Judge that he was Christ.
The Judge didn't believe it, and sent him
to Jail.
OMyers has sympathy in one direction
the Columbus Sunday violators who
come before Judge Pugh will help Allen
"cuss" him.
Among the strange ailments of this
strange country, we may mention the
case of Dan. VOORHEES,. He is victim
of stenography.
We never saw the Eighth Missouri
steal-but we saw an Ohio soldier steal a
policeman's mace from him in Cincinnati,
during the war.
The Enquirer thought ingalls, eye
glasses "obscured his vision" He was
able to see daylight through the Demo-
cratic party, however.
John Yore, Mayor of Bloomington, has
sued gambling houses at Washington G.
H., for money lost during the past year
in the sad days of Y ore," as it were.
The first doggery-keeper arrested for
violating the Sunday law at Cincinnati
demanded a jury, and was convicted.
Even Cincinnati is getting ashamed of
herself.
Mayor Smith, of Cincinnati, had the
police "make note of it," when they saw
a saloon open on Sunday. He just want
wanted to find out whether they did sell,
perhaps.
prohibition means free whisky
Portsmouth Times.
All Coal Township will stand up and
declare the entire untruthfulness of that
assertion.
The Democrats are getting even with
Conkling, now that he's dead. They're
quoting alleged Democratic utterances
by him. This is the hardest thing ever
said of him.
The meanest thing the Commercial Ga
zette ever did was to publish a diagram
of Grover Cleveland's head-the next
meanest thing is the portrait of Mel.
Fuller's mustache.
Garter Harrison says that the water of
India is absolutely undrinkable. Times
Star.
Let an Ohio saloon-keeper get whack
at it and he'll doctor it up so it will go.
So"
The Ironton Register gives tonic pre-
scribed by Nash, of the Gallipolis Journal
of raw beef, onions and beer.
1t should be taken with little limberger |
cheese and West Virginia apple-jack, to
kill the taste.
"Colonels" Swope and Goodloe, of Lex
ington, KY, threatened death and destruc-
ton to each other-but at the appeal of
friends they both published notes of re-
traction. Each can take off his boots
now when he goes to bed.
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Joseph B. Foraker is going to the Re
publican National Convention in the in
terests of John Sherman(O. He is not |
the first Joseph who wore coat of many |
colors. "-Chillicothe Advertiser.
But that other Joseph proved a great |
blessing to his people, did he not?
JOHNSON & Co., Columbus, 0.
SIRs:-Your SHAKER is the purest
laundry and family soap | have ever
analysed. | am pleased to see such
an article made for the peoples use.
H. A. WEBER, Chemist,
Ohio State University.
With me the Mariana plum is
quite productive, but by no means
curculio-proof, as is claimed for it.