Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-11-29

"a wArrafNu place the hYdrant.
Pftfsbata'g Gllso3afcIN
TRuTH was crushed to earth when
the gas meter was invented.
The rabbit burrows, but never lands.
He II the dude Of qusdrupeds
THE man who goes under Niagara IL
ways has 10 put on fall suit Boston
Ba<Iletiaa.
ADy1oE to young man fond Of hugging
the girls Waist not, want not. 1eras
Siffissgs.
NOAH md his family illuminated their
grand saloon with an ark light. Harp
c,s's Basd1.
WHrLE the world lasts everybody win
have something to live on. New Or
leans Picayasise.
THERE are always two sides TO D case
except with an open-faced watch.
Washington Critic.
The person who sets hotel on fire
is an incendiary III double sense.
Pitfsbatra Chronicle.
DRAWING is not an easy art, said
painter, just after he discovered that
- 1900 ] 11NNszAN1o +" - = ssAAAfh.
Why are you always 20 blue, Scrib-
bier ?" Because, said the author, I'm
SO seldom red. Ha,per's Bazay.
WHEN Ph@ton handled the chariot Of
the Sun he probably drove tanned em
team without reins. Boston Bulletin.
MusT be cold at the Horn when they
double the Cape" Colder at the
| Cape when they double the Horn.
Ocean.
There's no use 70 get angry
For e sh tsn more YOU uua rst mad. /.
why. the more people laugh. q
--'le,enan. g, 11ueese,,
AN exchange says: NOBODY KNOWS
| mnIe sle mes ~ W eInaps ~.
~. ~ hnow Mnere ~ peopae a.. ealt saen =
~ ~ .lont o,eAe1a '''1soH"'a.e.
| OF IL never miss the water LII the
Wen runs dry, says an oid maxim. Inc
genuine AeneueSy coione e. Wonlans
a, y ens'n'--A e'''ts''"g 'toeo ls,o'''
Na.'
BROWN I'm blizzard room l---.Ah. 2
pretty good shot, That, LOT 2 beginner:
| smith lou mean q pretty good shot
iol - enueI. LAP paes mo ous
A'uAe 2 11uguSsfse.
IHE man VINO gets up an argument
with piece OF orange peel on the SIDE
Walk may De IN good health put ne
| certainty appears 20 pc falling away
IoHAefs oiateshtoH.
VISITOR while waiting for hostess)
And is your mamma still in monrn-
ing Tor your poor papa, Fiossle! Flos-
sic Yes, ma'am; she is when she goes
out anywhere. --ED0cA
| AMy-And were you pleased with
Italy? Mamie-No, indeed. | was
awfuiiy disappointed. Why, | didn't
see single macaronl tree from Naples
to Venice. ~ ose'a Topics.
FEMININE imitation of masculinity
Is seen IN the fact tnat PINK y rs the favor
l.s Color lor evening wear; Inc women
aIo lying y iniivase .ne met Wiio
painI BIG Town eu'----G''ccatof1ye.
Az exchange speaks OF "a man .ntox-
icated with wooden leg. We always
knew that wooden legs are apt to throw
.haa .b IN Nus o~s nt hs saas os Mass1
MI 80 w 1870
i
IhEAc ~ jim SIooshBEhHfTDe coi.
iecplon WI! now De tak ap. : ~ Want
% express = upon you, aal de WaIaws
2. sa.va.lon I'm III ate e ~. $, IN a. ny
uran1, ~ YOU ". - pay ~ ue RAM
| 80 s. ~
MY Irf6nd, 90 you search tne scrip
| lures ~ @Yes: been searching 'em all
i ,,o,n;ro. uAn5 All 80, Gna -anvth;ro,
Mo1nnS. Anu uiu w aino 1uJ e.Aane
consOling z" You bet; found lot OF
| Y.nstooo atonans r Iaft thara Lost win
| 80 's -
Ter. Lincoln JO1tTH0t.
| TRANp-W Watch mo work that 0antla
Il I:-- 1890. 49,. q. .
| MaH ior dInuef. TaSSinS stIanSeF
StOnished1-WOrk? thought YOU
i uo~l,ad Tra,n, you = xv,.,,, !,
.OsOA WoAA0u. Aoo, "AonS
| there, sir; i work other people, but
4 never m vsalf = H0y.s,e9.,s BnzdJ.
EXASPERATED MOTHER-YOu good
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i Ur-HobHinS AgsiO OAaoSs Iou AnauC ~
| much noise l couldn't hear myself