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Sure Enough.

Lincoln Journal: Fierce Stranger
Where's the editor?
Office Boy-Gone to New York for ,
month. Do you want to lick him?
Lick him? Certainly moi. l wan
him to write up a column advertisement
for me-"
Hold on a minute' Perhaps he mis- 9
the TAIN
The editor had missed the train.
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IF il were customary In this country to
confer titles upon men whorank in l,tera urc,
what would | br!' asked a concrit d journal.
list of his senior. Baron OF ldeas,' was the
terSe reply.
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"A woman can drive a bargain, we know
With lots of assurance and gall,
But when abe come down to a hen or a nail
Why, she simply cin't drive them at all
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The calendar spring begins march,,
the astronomical spring begins scvera
weeks later, the real spring begin
whet ii gets rcadv.-Omaha Horia.
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-HusbandI tell you, my dear, I don't
have any success in business. I'm afraid !!
move q Nemesis. Wife-Well, why don't YOU
sce a doctor about it.
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1t is said to be- a sign of good luck to be
followed by a dog. Therefore. if YOU feel one
OF those cheerful animals attaching himself
to your trousers, encourage bin in every pos
sible way.
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N.w ~ of H.,i.f

New Way of Relief.
If suffering with Insomnia, Rhsumatism.
Piles, Indigestion, Suppression. Kidney. Bad
der, OF general disorder of either sex, send
name AMI Address TO DR.. ]. Charles. or 10 X
box 49, Richmond, Ind, for Iu1eresting Illus
trated book free, which all such should read.
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What SC0tt'SEmulSion Has Done
Over rs Pounds Gain In 10 Weeks.
Experience of a Prominent Citizen
THE CALrroRSIA SOCIETY FOR THE
SUPPRESSION OF VICE. !
ShS ERASg,SCo. ,1ul- 1tb. 1896. !

'NA -<f-. - - Nh"
SAN FRANCISCO, July 18th. 1885,
Itook a severe cold upon
my chest andlungs and did
not give it proper atten.
ton; it developedin bron.
ehitis, and in the fall OF the
same year l was threaten
ed with consumption. Ply.
sieians ordered me to a
more congenial climate,
andI came to San Francis.
co. Soon after my arrival
Yeommeneed takingScott'S
Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphites reg.
uiariy three times a day.
Ii ten weeks my avoirdu.
Dois went from 15S to 1870
pounds and over; the cough
meantime ceased.
c. r. BENNETT.
SOLD eY ALL DRUGGISTS.
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Father, | learn with sorrow, my son, that
ynt ~ ttli = /. hc Ntr, tast. Sou-ion'v
arn nisi"tortEe'] - hvr. My tailor saysl'm
t slowest man he's got on his books.
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Given AWAY,

Town Topics: Mamma-Did he pro-
presef
Daughtet-No, but he did the next best
thing to it.
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If You Feel Tired

Weak and weary, worn out, or run down from hare
work. by impoverished condition Of the blood or low
state Of the system, you should take Hoods sarsAe
parillsy' The peculiar %.toting. purifying, and, v1taE
iSing qualities OF this successful medicine are seeN
felt throughout the entire system, %expclling disease
and giving quick, healthy action to every organ. y
tones the stomach, creates an appetite, and rouses
the liver and kidneya. Thousands who have taken
1t with benent, testify that Hoods Sarsapariua
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3st~E~F.ts.E.f4.t.f..F.k.1
The man who has invested from thrs0
. i've dollars 10 . Rubber Coat, and
ct hts drst half hours experience tn
> storm dn6s 70 bis sorFow that Il 4
hardly . bsttef protection than . mos
quito netting, NOT only fesls ehasr,nsA
q ealnG 70 badly taken In, but also
lbsls nhs does not look exactly like
Al for he FISH BRAND" sLIo17R
ices bet have the yisu BRAND, send for d
9',4rIftkI.:f+ak+@.k,f.k3
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Makes the weak stronp

"Fecling languii and dizzy, having no appetite
and no ambition to work, i took Hoods Sarsara-
rilla with the best results. Al a health inv!gor-
ator and for general debility ! think it superior %
anything else" A. A. RIKER, Utica, N. Y.
II took Hoods sarsaparilla for loss Of appetite,
dyspepsia and general languor. 1t did me q vsS3
knount of Hood.' J.w. wiLLxroRD, Quincy. Ill.
Hoods sarsapariIla
Bold by all drlgg SITS. VI: six for Is. Prepared onlJ
HooD & 60, Arothecaries, Lowell Masa.
100 Doses Ono Dollar
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amma-What do you mean?

Dan@htcr--ltc kissed me and squeezed
my waist and Mary and Tommy saw him.
Mamma-Get your things on at once.
my darling We can get down to Mr..
Briefs before the courts close if we
hurry.
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Hoods sarsapariUa

"Ihave taken not quite o bottle Of Hoods sarra'
parlia. and must say 1t is one Of the bc.t medicines
for giving an appetite, purifying the blood, and rege.
Eating the digestive organs, that l ever heard Of. u
did me a great deal of good" MRS. N. A. srANLx1.
"a aatntn.S
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4.:..F.F.t+sF.f,t4~4.F.++
mot etyle} q garment ti,x win kees
Ain DRY In the hardest Storm, II 4
called TOWEk'E FISH Brand
ssLlCKER," mama farslfAr to ever
Cowboy ali over tbs lard With them
the only perfect Wind anA waterproof
Coat 10 flowers Fish HIaad Slicker,.
and take nc ether. IfytNf stc: Of eepSS
TOWER. 20 S;;nmone ST.. lorton Mas,
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The editor had missed the train.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
Washinyton Society,".


Society in Washington Is indeed, by
no means so exclusively political as is
often supposed. Very many persons of
great importance in politics never find
their way into the intimate region whic b
is far within and beyond cabinet recep-
tions and official levees. The real Wash
iugton circle is com posed, for the most
part, of the families of those who have
been prominent; of retired officers of the
army and navy, from admirals and ma jor-
generals down; ex-cabinet officers and eI-
ministers abroad, and so on These,
with the judges of the Supreme and
other courts, from a nucleus not chang
ing with the politics of the day To
them are added the most acceptable of
the statesmen in Office and their families.
or course. cabinet members and sena-
tors and others OF that sort can always
fill their houses If they choose, for power
brings consideration and makes Its pos
SCISSORS sought; and ia Washington power
is SO present and so powerful that mere
wealth sinks into insiguifcance in com
parlsop but there are people IL Washing
ton who have got beyond caring even for
poser. People who have seen a dozen
administrations 60 by, who have moth
ing to ask of those in place, who are Sc
cure of their own position, and who will
receive only those of any passing govern
ment whom they choose. Most of these
are people with their own experiences,
and have observed widely, and sometimes
keenly; and when to these are added the
diplomatists 70 give foreign havor and
a selection from the actual rulers OF the
country, executive, legislative and judi
cial, the result Is q combination not only
interesting to study bat important to
know,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
Napoleon as Novel Reader
Standard Of the Cross.

Napoleon was greedy novel reader.
Andrew Lang, tbs essayist says he was one
of the most voracions readers of novels
that ever lived. He wa, always asking
for the newest of the new, and, unfor-
tunately, even the new romances OF his
period were hopelessly bad. Barber, his
librarian, had orders 20 .end parcels Of
fresh fiction 10 his Majesty wherever he
might happen to be, and great loads of
novels followed Napoleon to Germany,
Spain, Italy and Russia. The conqueror
was vary hard TO please. He read IN his
travelling carriage, and after fSimmipg q
few pages would throw volaine that
bored him out OF the window 1870 the
highway. He might have been tracked
By his trail of romsnces, az wss Hop-o-
my Thumb in the fairy tale by the white
stones he dropped behind him. Poor
Barbisr who Ininistersd 10 q passion for
novels that demanded twenty volumes
day, was g. bis wits end. He tried to
foizt on the Emperor ths romances of
the year before last; but these Napoleon
had generally read, and he refused With
imperial scorn TO look at them again.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
PLANT FROM THE CONGO.
Send Is All the Religion You Please. But No
kum

New York Evangelist
The deputatiou from the Queen of
Amstongs waited upon the Archblshup of
Canterbury few days since and described
the harm inflicted upon the natives by
the liquor traffic. Mr.. Grantham, the
Queens adviser, who was one of the
speakers, described the depreciation into
which this most Intelligent race of kaf1irs
had fallen until the native Queen had for
bidder the sale of liquor by her own sub
jscts. Fathers, he said. were constantly
pledging their daughters on security for
debts for liquor.
The trade was now almost entirely in
the hands of the Portuguese, and the
Queen wanted to know whether the Eng
llsh, like the Portuguese, were DESTROYS
of destroying them with their poison
She feared such was the case, one of her
lndunas having recently been killed by
drinking spirits given him by an English
man. The Archbishop assured the depu-
tation OF the sympathy of all England
who had the welfare of the native races
at heart with the efforts now being made
by the Queen of Amatonga and her peo-
pie to rid themselves of the dangers,
moral and physical, which threatened
them through the unchecked liquor traffic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
FARM AND HOUSEHOLD
A PEARL LOST IN THE SEA.
FANNY Russell.

Why mourn for e e hours thst have vanished.
by grieve for { things that are lustS
Why Weep for ne Il of the summer
That lie Meath cod winter frOsiss
Can Ne make them stand still or turn back
ward?
Or revive the dead osa to the lsas
We might jusI ss Nel Y Il 80 marching
For a peal that is lost IN the sea!
WIN cherish dream that is endrds
Why !, OK down the vista of years,
But 10 >uf r a long bruied sorrow
o op-u be wound with new tearSt
IL l. over. forget II-4s useless
mo matter now auNItu> We bel
To Try Ia 90 back. a. r. cover
a ke.Il that Is lost II the sea.
ny burden to-day with IT gretting
hat uis bit have been. bad We but Known
why long Tor the much beloved music
After the SINGER has huwuI
w III all the r-tS ana lie lodgings
Avail sguirst Fats stern tcr-r!
An, no! Tor e at and it. chances
Are as pearls that are lost ia The sea.
OF Scenes that arr p- autttui Uheul
ny ing DER graves tn4t no d treasures
That he'er wId trturu Us AGAIN.
W by ~Isn for our ouJh ana IIS aIreSS
When from Sur, ow aud t We are q ee9
When lis go. e from CUR 4>p. goae forever
As a pearl that Is lost In the S.a!
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
The Razaarat StamhnnI.

During ny sta! in ConstaHtinople ny
favorite amusement of az afternoon was
to 60 over to Stamhoul. accept tbs kind
invitation of some msrchant in his shop,
and sit there fo- an hour gos.iping and
watching the movements OF the bszessin-
Such an invitation may be readily acept
ed, and you may even inspect . merchants
whole stock without buying anything, and
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20


TARTLETs.
Line patty pans with pie crust; bake ur-
til nearly done, take from the oven and fill
with jelly or any kind OF preserves, and
finish baking.
Every farmer ought to have a tool or
implement house, or g separate room IN
this barn or other building. 1t pays to
buy the best tools and i'm pIeuents, and
then it pays to take care of them.
cUsTARD CAKE.
Two small cups of flour, ono cup Of
sugar, three eggs, two tablepoonfuls of
water, and butter the size of an egg.
Beat the whites and yelks separately and
bake the cake in layers.
GRAHAM GRIDDLE CAKES.
Warm one quart of milk, or water, to
the temperature of new milk, add tea
spoon of salt and three Tablespoon of
good yeast, and thicken with Graham
flour. Let it rise over night, and in the
morning add u teaspoon of soda, and fry.
DELICATE CoCoA-NUT CAKE.
One cup sugar, one-half cup butter,
white, of three eggs, onehalf cup sweet
milk, two cups flour, two tsaspoonfuls
baking powder. Bake in one cake in
long, square tin. Make boiled icing and
stir in one large cup cocoa nut. Spread
thickly on top of cake, sprinkliug fresh
grated cocOa-nut on top of all. This is
beautiful to look at and delicious to taste.
CRYsTALLIzlNG FLOWERS.
This process is simple, and can be &C
complished by any lady of taste. Arrange
some basket-torms of any fancied pattern
with pliable copper wire, and wrap them
with SauZe. Into these tie to the bottom
vlolets, ferns geraniUm leaves-in fact,
any flowers except fuublown roses-and
sink them in g solution of alum, of one
pound to gallon of water, after the So
luton has cooled. The colors will then
be preserved in their original beauty,
and the crystallizing alum will hold them
faster than when from a hot solution.
When you have light covering OF crys-
tails that com pletely envelops the arti
clos, remove the basket carefully and
allow it to drip for twelve hours. The
baskets make beautiful parior orna-
ment, and long preserve their freshness.
Cream for churuing should be grad
ually and evenly warmed up to tho pro-
per point The season and conditions
ls wider range OF temperature for
churning than is usually supposed. While
some churn at 50 degrees, or below,
others do 1t at "a, or above. Nor is it al
ways known what the conditions ere that
make this variation of temperature desi-
rable. Usually in the season when there
is the largest flow of milk and the soft
fats predominant over the hard, the low
er temperature for churuing is the best.
AS the milk grows richer and moro con-
densed ana the hard fats begin to pre-
dominate, a higher temperature for
churning gives the better results. Tho
amount of albumen in the milk also has
an effect on the churning temperature.
There is the most alumsn generally when
dry and concentrated foods are fed in the
greatest abundance, and this, under our
present system of summer dairying,
comes in the winter when the flow of
milk is the smallest. 1t is at this season
shat the most difficulty in ch1rning is
usually experienced. There are many
reasons, therefore, why churning should
be done at a comparatively high temper
ature.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

CHAPTER IN.-THE BALL AT BENNINGTON.
bennington was proud Of its town-hsll.
and as there was not much else in the town
50 be proud of (said the military eynicsl,
bennington did well. The town hall WAS
certainly handsome without, and IL was
spacious within. The rooms in which the
ball was to bc held were long, wide, and
lofty: and the officers, having resolved TO
make the ball q success, had taken care
that the decorations were plentiful, and in
good taste.
To Valerie's unaccustomed eyes the
coup d'r6l from the entrance was dazzling.
What would II be when filed with n gilt
tering throng of uniforms and various-col-
ored dresses!
The girls heart swelled within her; she
forgot all perplexity In the delights OF the
moment; the lights. the rich perfume OF
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
llanpiUCSS.

g foundation of all happiness is health \
man with imperfect digestion mag be q nit
liOnare, may he the husband of an angel and
the father of half dozen cherubS, ana yet be
miserable if he be troubled with dyspepsia or
any of the disorders arising from impe, feet di
ge~tjOn sluggish liver. DIR. PierCe's Pleasant
PuTgatiYe Pellets are the safest and surest rem
rdy (, these morbid conditions Being purely
vegetable, they are perfectly harmless.
who was the young man here last nig,-
asked X street father OF his only dduLutGr.
"Nhv, papa, that was my accepted lover
Your lover, child? Why never saw him before.
What does he do;" DO, papa? Dog she replied
in amazement lie doesn't do ytiiug; he ha,
a government position"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
HOME, FARM AND GARDEN.

ANY place" is just as bad shelter for
animals as men.
Bones, with addition of little meat
and vsgetabl make palatable soup.
Affection cannot be pounded into ami
mails. KIND treatment insures the aft Sc
ton of an animal, while rough treatment
is sure to cause its hatred.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
ConsuInpuon surely cured.

To tho Editor Please inform your rca ler.
that 1 have positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use Thousands Of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured
shall DO glad TO send two bottles OF my reInod
FKEE to any Of your rcaders who have consump
ton L they will send me their Express ara
P. O. address,. Respectfully,
7 4. 81 .OCIM. 81. C. Isl PeaN 81 n Y
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

| don't see why anyone shouldn't know"
Il think he said, gently, that you are
kinder to me than l deserve, for | have no
claim 10 . friends PRIVILEGES"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DR.. isaac lhoup-
.on Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t PC.

son 5 Eye Water. Druggists sell it PC.
~ young friend he said ~ SOLEMN tones,
why do you drink the aOcursel stutfG' ITO
warm me up" replied his young friend. There
is nothing ike a drink Of good whisky. sir, in
cold " Gather" But don't you know that this
efcG is only transtory, that it soon passes
away Yes sir; but as soon as it does take
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

The thermometer registered 80 below
at Minneapolis, Wednesday morning. 1t
was the coolest night of the season. At
Hallock the spirit thermometer register
ed 50, minus and at other western towns
25 to 400 below.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
Quoting from the commandments. "
Good Housaket ping.

Pray what do You mean by the Miz!''
said little country girl to new made
friend of her own age from the city
"Why, before l came up here, | thought
what wasn't in New York was i'll the MIz.'
Yes, yes! But just what is the Mizy'
said the country girl. Her friend replied
with surprise and horror: Haven't you
learned the commandments! Doesn't it
say, The Lord made heaven ard earth
and all that in them Miz?'"
If there is anything in the world which
will make man forget that his joints
are stiff, it is to step on 4 squeak doll on
an unlghted stairway.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

Little Ellie, who is too young to attend school,
enjoys the Saturdays play with the older chill
dren. but breads the Saturday nights scrubbing
lie regularly receives one day remarked: Well,
l ouId love Saturday if 1t just hadn't any night
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

Poor man! he had not Dickens snd
Thsckersy, and Bulwer, snd Eliot and
Cooper, and Poe, and Hawthorne, and
numoerless lesser lights to minister unto
him. How he would have relished Victor
Hugos sccouut of Wstsrloo in Les
Miserables," and what short work he
would have made of Howslls and james.
He Pared the Landlord.
It'd Bits.
Il desire 10 retire" said Boston
guest TO the proprietor of q hotel in Ar
kansas.
You wish!" asked the dazed man.
i desire TO retire"
You whats"
Il desire 20 retire"
"Nen-l-I-Iu be burned if l be.
leeye we've got it in the house mister"
Got what! said the amazed guest. ~
didn't ask for anything"
We'll, say it ssain, an see if l Kin
ketch on"
It's Strange you cannot understand
plain English. l simply said l desire to
retire, that Is l wish 10 90 TO my room
"O-aw-O! That's hits You wanrer
turn in, Ell? Why Mt You say sol We
don't know nothin' bout 'desirin' to re-
tire here in Arkansas. We Just put Off to
bed"
And when he came down stairs he said
to his wife. IF that's the way they talk in
Boston 1t amt no wonder there's So many
fools there. Desire TO retire." Well III
be durned."
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
ALMOND ROCK.

This favorite candy is made with
Drown sugar. Boil 2 lbs. of the sugar
with little water, until it snaps when
dropped in water; then add a teaspoon
full of extract of lemons. Put in IT,
bIanched almonds, and stir just enough
to get them well distributed through.
Then pour he whole out into large fat,
well CREASED pan. When just cold enough
to handle, lift up one side of the sheet
with q knife, and fold the whole into a
roll. Now while still warm, with sharp
knife, quickly cut it into slices ebout half
an inch thick. Or, if preferred, cut the
fat sheet into bars. The almond can be
blauched, or peeled, very easily by cover
ing and leaving them in boiling water q
few minutes. The skins thus become so
loose they easily rub of with a napkin or
towel. It is not absolutely necessary TO
hlanch the almonds when using sugar.
You csn make very beautiful candy with
granulsted sugar. for which of course the
almonds mnst be peeled. l often put in
thi. a little cream OF tartar. Though the
recipes given do not require il, 1 think
the favor OF nearly all candies Is improv
ed By the use of little acid Of some
kind. l decidedly prefer the juice of
lemon, or sour orange, to the extract of
Yemon.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20
Then let the moon usurp the rule Of day,
AMI winking tapers show the sun his way
For what my senses can perceive,


Ladies suffering from any of the weaknesses
or ailments peculiar to their sex. and who will
Use DR.. Pierce tavorlte Prescription according
to directions will experience genuine TeUetItIOu
IN the benefit they viii receive. Ii is a pos tive
cure for the most complicated and obstinate
cases of leuCOrrhea, excessive flowing, painful
rr falling of the womb, weak back, female
WcahntsS,N GnteVersun, TetroverSIOu, bearing
down sensations, chronic congestion, iutllmma.
ton and liberation of the womb. inflammation.
pain and tenderness in ovarigs accompanied with
internal heat
Boston Young Lady-"Don't say vase Poll,
the word Is pronounced 'vawze'.' Country CuuS
IN = Certainty, dear. Well, as | was saying,
went dow town to buy some lawZe To trim my
hat, ard walked at such pave that people
must have thought | was in for n rawzr. and
when got to the store my fawZe red as
fire. Do cyrIeCt me when say anything countri
fled, wont you AnaStawaZiar'
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1888-01-20

You say you are starving said magistrate
to one Of the unemployed. and yet the rseant
here says you keep a dog" The sergeant ain I
speaking the truth, replied the ratlerdemaion;
the dogs been keeping me" Howl asked his
Worship. why, l takes him out and sells i'm
FIR five lob or SO, and he aiius comes back
that's 'Uw"