davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
time Mr.. Braket's leg will be ready to
resume operations.

resume operations.
An expert was asked to-day il soft
brick were any less expensive than hard
brick. ''Just the difference in the cost
of the wood or coal it takea to make
them hard" WAS the reply.
Since the DeOamp & Powers line went
into operation bus fares have come down.
A quarter now pays for q round trip
between either depot and the city and
baggage is correspondinRly reduced.
The entire force of brick layers, bod
carriers, mortar mixers, contractor, q
perintendent, etc., will work to morrow.
instead of going to church. They are in
somewhat OF a hurry up there.
A Nebraska farmer in town yesterday
says he hauls his hogs to Violin. Why
he hauls his hogs to Violin is made the
subject OF query in business circles. Is
there anything the matter with the
Yankton hog market?
Henry Wagner has purchased from j.
Il. Smith his brick yard engine, boiler
and press end Mr.. Smith retires from
the brick making business. He has con-
siderable manufactured stock on hand
but there is q ready sale for IL.
A new time table goes into effect or
the Northwestern road to morrow by
which trains will run as follows: Depar'
$50 a. m. and 2 p. m ; arrive at l1:55 .
m. and Gas p. IA. There will be nj
other trains than these, excepting th'
Sunday trains.
In the case Of Severson We. the Mil
waukee Mechanics Mutual insuranc
company. on trial In the district court
the jury returned q verdict of ST. 1926 TO
the plaintiff, all that was sued for. Thi
was q case from Vermillion wherein tn
insurance company refused to pay o fir
loss. setting up defence againss pay
ment. The district court has teen on
gagged 81; day on the Bon Romme coun
! ty bond case and was not near the en-
ct three o'clock. There are prospect
that q night session will be held, q
Judge Spencer wants to set awsy in tn
morning.
9 OF the trio OF alleged horse thieves
Q the county Jail Henry Watson was +
g dsy taken to Red6eld by q Sphinx count
officer and the other two discharged
n The horses and wagon were also shipp'
TO R .d6eld. The ofense charged sgain
Mfr. Watson is removing mortgag,
property from the county, but 81
mortaaRee is not disposed 20 push I
70 case if Watson will settle, which he VI
q probably do. He went back willingl
re no warrant being served. TIE rewa
sn OF 500 in this case was divided betwe
in Henry Jassman Of Scotland and 10
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
An incorrect Inference.


The following is published in the
Sioux Clty Journal:
Msj. Robert Coz, president OF the
board OF asylum trustees, In converse
ton with o Journal reporter to-day,
said: "Rumors have been circulated,
end it has been published in one OF the
city papers, that Contractor Pattee is
unable to obtain brick to go on with the
construction Of the wings. | wish W
state that Mr.. Pattee has all the brick
he needs and has money to obtain more,
and has money to pay ais employees"
As the Press and Dakotaian is the only
English paper in Yankson that has said
much about Contractor Pattee and his
work, the conclusion is that this paper
is charged with having stated that he
was unable to obtain brick for the CON
struction Of the wings. This IL an error
No such statement has been made.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
Card

A Card
/ Gun now receiving a large aud fresh
stock OF family groceries, to give sasis-
tactiont customers who want TO psy
cash, / have concluded TO sell, tea,
coffee, sugar, ssrupe, meats, oils. fish
and many other articles below the usnal
credit prices. 1 VIII promise the pur-
chaser, for sash to divide the profit, and
they shall ave q nice percentage by
buying home supplies at my place.
Douglas avenue. r.. e. BUELL..
November 18th,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Lost-On Nov. Oath between Bly,
vile, Neb and Yankton, a roll OF bills
containing $3.50. A suitable reward will
be paid for the return OF the money TO
the undersigned or to the Press end Da.
kotaiu office. d, MATTHEW'S.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
NoTIOE.
TIE: BOSTON

THIS Boston has Just received tie
largest and finest assortment OF silk,
linen and cotton hanakerchiefs that aver
reached The city, and will offer them at
prices to suit yourself, from one cent up
TO $500 apiece.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Go to Oarney's for your jersey sweet
potatoes, old fashion pumpkins, hubbard
squash, onions, p~arspips, turnips and
Bermuda onions for your "hsryest home"
dinner,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
Tbanksgiyine Notice.

You wl!l find the largest stock of cys.
sers in the can or bulk at Dowling's;
Missouri river water not included. Solid
meats.
Pine apples just arrived, fine and
fresh.
Choice sweet Florida orsngee.
Fresh tafies and caramels every day
The finest stock OF fruits in the
market.
Pears. nice, and ripe, by tie
dozen or box.
Choice Malaga grapes, imported.
Fresh Lake Superior trout and white
fish.
Leave your Thanksgiving orders al
M. P, DowLINa's, Third Street,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Taxes for 1888 are now due, All
parties knowing themselves indebted are
respectfully invited to cell at the county
treasurer's office and pay up.
II, ELLERMAN, County Treasurer.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

A BARaAIN-I have one thousand acres of
IA first class farming land in McOook county,
IIakota, whion l will trade for business, resi-
denoe OF suburban property III Yankton; also
balance of the townsite OF Bridgewater. Will
make these O bargain TO any one, either for
Address, Lock BOZ. lie, slouxOisy. 10.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Preston OF Leatervil,e. 1t cost them
$40 to ship the property back TO Red
field and Other expenses ous consider
ably into the reward.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Come at Last-HsvinR secured the
service of a first class tin smith am now
ready to do all kinds of work in that line
at reasonable prices.
Fl. w. PIKE.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

While planning for your Thanksgiving
dinner get-grspes, oranges, fresh figs,
table raisins and fancy candies, walnuts
and cocoanuts from CARNEY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Coal and Wood-Ia am now prepared
to fill ell order for coal and wood with
dispatch. Telephone number "a.
FRED DONALDSON, Third ST.. Yankton.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Rounds the photographer. is making
photos now at lower rates than ever be-
fore. Cali and SEQ.
ZIG west Third street, first floor.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
Notice. to Tax PAYERS.

The city taxes for the year 1888 be-
came due Nov. LIST AND are payable at
the county t%reasurer's office in the court
house. O. a.. BATES,
City Treasurer.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Apples at Baker & Erskine's,, 90 cents
bushel, SIT per barrel.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

v. v. V. three VS. is the finest, best
and mildest s cent cigar in town, At
DoWLINa's,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Max. Thermometer 90.
Min. Thermometer 20.
denotes trace of rain fall.
AT VARIOUS POINTS.
Yankton Signal Station, Nov. A-Reports
have been received to-day as follows from
northwest signal stations:
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

EOR RENT-Ihe building formerly occupied
Il as United States land office on Douglas aye.
nue.. Enquire of Mrs. Wetter on Walnut street,
first door north of Or. Etter's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

At D~owling's the best 8 cent cigar, the
three V's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Fresh celery and the celebrated "XO"
Lent Bulk oysters fresh from Baltimore
at OARNEY's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Boston Brown byead fresh every morn
ing al BAKER d ERsKIEE's,
Cash grocery.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

just rsceived-A car of Duffy's
pure juice apple cider iYom Rochester
N. Y. ADLER & GILMAN,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

EOR EXCHANGE-Stock of dry goods, hats
Il aud oaps and notions. Will invoice at cost.
about sl,5OO. Will exchange for a clear farm
or city lots. Address box 656, Yanktcn. D.. L.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Cord Wood for Sale-Four foot or
sawed wood-12S feet TO o cord. Apply
to GEORGE MuRPHY.
Piootte street, between Second and
Third.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

TOE SALE oR EXoHAEGE-one pair of
u matched driving ponies and two Domestjc
sewing machines for city lots.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

VJANTED-A good girl for general house
w work at once. ApplBto
MRS. d. W. O. TANNER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

NOR RENT-A dwelling house. 8 rooma, well
Il and ~cistern, good repairs. Apply to
GEO. 81. HAND.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

cTRAYED-From the premises of s. T. Nj.
- Pierce, Yankton, one young Poland China
bear. A reward will be paid for the return of
the animal.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

POOMS TO RENT--Two suites of rooms. un,
Asfurnished. over Star clothing house. Az
ply TO q. w. ROBERTS.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Car choice Michigan apples at
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Watches, ah mogads, silver
goods and spectacies, at the
store oS
III. &, A & 90
Yaukt0n. I'd. 4.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Are you prepari g for Thanksgiving?
Then call for mince meats. cramberries,
maple sugar, maple syrup and honey at
CAgNRY's
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

The three VS. is the best 8 cent cigar
to be had at DowLINa's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Ounces III sweet apples, also fine
Florida oranges and New York Greening
apples at BAKER g. ERsKINE's.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

pOOMS TO R~ENT-Three unfurnished rooms
kA and hall to rent. Small family preferred
Good well and cistern on premises. Apply at
residence on Fourth street, between Green and
Locust. MRS. e, j. ANDERSON.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

200 Storm sash arrived
for st. Croix Lumber CO.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

A Yard Man wanted at the Morrison Rouse
"A Immediately.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

VKJANTED-A girl qualified to do general
wv house work. Apply to
MRS. II. 3. GAM8LE.
Capitol street between Fourth and Fifth
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
For Rent.

EOR RENT-Three unfurnished rooms on
ground floor, cheap, stahling in connection
il desired. Enquire Of
MRS. OLEsON, Scandinavian House.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

XEIANTED-Aeeuts to solicit Indemnity (pre-
w ferred) Insurance. $25a week at q cost
of SO each year. For TERRITORY md Terms
address. JOHNS. PURDY,
Sec'y, 81 Park Row, N. Y. City.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

EOR EALE-Two farms near Yankton.
Il WILLIAM KRAMER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

GIRL WANTED-A good girl. Apply at once
" to MRS. HARRIS. 2l9, West Sd st.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
aily gress and 9akotaiau
YANKToN D. II, NOV. "a, 1883.
THE WEATHER.

GOAL OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ON 77TH MERI
DIAN -inL-ELEvATIoN 1884 FEET ABOVE
SEA LEVEL.
Var Department Division of kilograms, for the
benefit of Commerce and Agriculture.
signal Service q. 3. A., Ynnkton, Nov. "a, 'Ha.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Butter Taffy.
At Tammen's tonight. Butter tafy.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Il OR REkT-A first class suite of rooms for
4 rent. Suitable for family. Everything
frat class. The rooms are situated up stairs
over E. ]. Porter's grocery store, Third street,
Enquire of Walter Carr or X. J. Porter.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

THO LET-Three rooms furnished by
Il MRS. l.. D. PALMER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

Go to Geo. W. Roberts Tor Insurance
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

GIKL WANTED-A good girl competent for
VI general house work. Apply to
MRS. dEORGE BROWN.
Fourth street between Walnut and OeGar.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

misunderstanding hoasekeeper for widow
w er. Must be first class in every respect, end
come we'll recommended. Address
j. HOPE, Yankton, ID. Il.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
For Sale.

EOK RENT OR BALE-My residence on the
L corner of 10Th and Broadway
g. s. BUOKWALTER.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

XkJANTED-At Fort Randall. a good cook
w and house girl. Washir G sent out.
Address CAPT. 8. h. STAFFORD.
18th Infantry, Fott Randall, Dakota
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24
Wanted CAST Iron,

Old casl iron al she foundry. Walnut
street.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-11-24

your Thanksgiving orders al
M. P. DowL1Na's. Third Street.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15

roared with laughter; his reputation was
such that a joke against him was a matter
Of public interest.
Halliday, you GO and tell the driver OF
hat-that-vehIcl4, that the body Gidn t
come down." implored Jolliby piteously.
mot much" replied Halliday, with
another burst Of delight. You're started
tho music, and you'll have to pay the piper
yourself. In busy"
The undertaken and his driver chuclilci
with solemn merrimcnt while Jolliby sheep
ishly admitted ths.. there had been a mis-
take, and that their services wouldn't DO
needed.
"rll call around in the morning and set
tie tho bill" he called, as they drove eft.
Poor Jolliby. 1t wasn't tho only bill ne
had TO settle; the story was oil over town
the next morning, and he was obliged to set
up cigars until his pocketbook ached, in
addition 10 bearing tho unmerciful chahin
which greeted him everywhere - say,
Blank, dye know who's deadl' being tho
popular question, as soon as Jouiby APP
peared
His wife in particular enjoyed tho affair,
she being tho but: Of his unmerciful hoax
ing; but Jolliby's worst fear was lest 1t get
into tho newspaper; the editor owed him
one, however, and Threatened HIM with pub
LEGATION ono morning, as Jolliby and his wife
were taking walk.
"If you publish that III punch your head, "
cried Jolliby
"I'l leave it 70 Mrs. Jolliby," replied tho
editor IF she don't agree with me that 1t
ought 70 % in to print, I'll suppress it,"
If you 60 against me, Jane, Ill-rl
tickle your feet" sad Jolliby, catching 1T
his favorite mode Of torment as a means OF
intimidation.
She looked az bin and debated tho ques
ton a moment before she replied, her sense
Of the fitness of things getting the better Of
her fears. I'll think it's too good to keep"
We arc not sure whether or not the prom
ised punished was inflicted, but positive
that the matter was SO well advertised that
it cost Jolliby nearly half a months salary
for treats, AID that 1t finally became unsafe
to mention either hears; or horse in his pres
ence. Mrs. f. n. HOWARD.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15

sraphed for. Two got coop OF chickens,
and hrkin Of butter l want delivered to-
night"
~ haven't had any telegram" said tho
agent, beginning TO scent q mistake.
That lunatic over there says he's got
hearse here, though what want OF 4 hearse
TO carry coop Of live poultry in, passes
nc," pointing to Jolliby, scornfullv
The telegram SAID hs1rSe," exclaimed
Jolliby, beginning to realize what u stupen-
aous joke he had played on himself
"The telegram said horss, and I'll bet my
mead on it," rctorted Tompl,ins. Jolhby
was his superior officer, and he didn't want
70 laugh until he was sure Of his ground.
ut said hearSe," criod Jolliby, o5sinately.
"Comc into the Office and | can prove it to
you" and he ilshed the telegram from his
pocket
Three heads bent eagerly over the limo
rent bit Of yellow paper which had caused
the trouble
Horse" spelled Tompkins, trum-
phantly, "as plain as the nose on your face,
Mr.. Jolhby, and that's saying good deal"
Jolliby got red in the face, while the by
SANDERS, whom the dispute had gathered,
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15
SECOND VERSE.
He GOT THE FISH.

Ono Of Opie Reads Good stories Of n Me-
gros Cunning and "a White Mans
CupIdty.
When the recent disastrous run was
made on the Hot Springs (Ark.) bank, an
old fellow who had come to town with q sack
OF fish stopped on the sidewalk, and in as
constituent viewed the excited crowd.
whats the matter with all these folks 2"
lie asked Of bystander
"Why, the bank is about 10 break and
they want TO draw out as much Of the money
rs possible
IF that's the case I'm in with EN-; been
looking for somethin' OF this sort for somo
time" and dropping his sack Of fish no
crowded into the bank, fought his way 10
the cashiers window aud said Hero
Cap'n, hand her out"
Hand what outi"
money Give me- my share"
"What Is tae amount of your Deposit
Where's your checki'
The old fellow did not understand and tho
cashier continued:
GLOW much money did you put in here"
Didn't put mono in. What do you take
me furl Thought it was sorter FREQ
fight"
''Stand aside, old manu-
"Hold on. II the government Is busted.
why don't YOU divide upP Say, gimme ten
dollars an I'll call 1t squar'"
He was thrust aside and finding himself,
near the door, he thought Of his fish and
hurried TO the place where he had left them.
The sack was goro.
WARS dem fish," he exclaimed, turn
ing 10 a cripple, who, with a CHASTITY ey
preston, leaned on his crutchcs.
a. don't know"
ayes, you do know. Bet you ran away
with EN-
- look ike running away with any
thing" sighed the poor fellow.
Wv all, it amt your fault IL you don't,
an if you wasn't cripple I'd whale you.
Any body seed q sack o. fish," no cried,
and, rushing into tho street, no accused
nearly every one he met. The circuit court
Judge was upbraided, the county court clerk
was called thief, and the leading minis
ter Of the town was rudely jerked to ono
side, and told that il ne did not immediate
~ surrender the sack Of fish the dir would
be full Of his tattered wardrobe.
In "A tumblcdown cabin, at the end OF q
squalid alley, sat an old negro, contem-
plating, with the steady eye OF satisfaction,
cleaning array Of bass, pike, sun fish and
goggled eyed perch.
"Lawd Nelson, wizard yer git all dem
fsht" asked a woman who entered and put
down q bundle Of clothes
"Dc Sabier sent 'em, honey, fur dc Lawd
hab dun had His eye on my appetite an
longin fur fish fur some time. De Lawd
made white man 60 an ketch EN-, chile,
an fetch 'cm ter town. When dc white man
met me, he put down de fish an scroughed
into de bank airter money; an havo eeyery
reason TO beliebc dat when he come back dc
fish wuz gone. Dish heah transacshus wuz
intended by dc Lawd TO sarvo two purposes
Ono purpose was 10 satisfy an old servant s
appertitc an dc uddcr wuz ter show er
white man de vanity OF leabin whut de
Lawd had gin him, an runnin' airter do
gains O dis heah world Fix de cookn' in
tcntials. Daim ef dis amt a monstrous fine
pike. IN, huh Fish want tended fur
white folks, TO how. Hurry up dar.
wants ter hcah dat grease spattcr. "-Opis
i. Zeal in Ttrds Strings.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15
GIRLS AND MOTHERS |.
Read This


! wish TO tell you Of the case OF a girl 1e
years old, who had been sick with suppress
sion two years. Her father had paid over
800 for doctors bills, still she was failing.
She had the worst counteuancc that | have
ever seen, kind of greenish yellow; she was
cmaciated, had constant bowel trouble, and
had TO take morphine every night in order
TO sleep at all. All who saw her thought she
would die. Her parents said they had done
all they could. ! repeatedly urged them 10
try Zoa- Phora, but they were strongly pre-
JUDGED against "nostrums - Finally the
mother said, I'VE must do something, and
this is as likely to help her as anything
She and persuaded the father TO let the
girl try il. As "A result in four months her
functions were established and regular, and
In six months she was the picture of health
"a living wonder 10 all who had known her.
/ could describe 30 other cases. not as
wonderful IA this, but still very remarkable
cures.
MRs. MARY G. CHANDLER.
Ilasff, 4 Nff..b
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15
[n1ppY GOES TO coNwAF.l


A'terthe lapse OF a week Pat writes TO Conway:
"Och hoon; Dlddy, COON back ter me; ther
days arc ghostly lone,
An Their noights arc loiko Their specters grim,
me hsart is turned 70 sthencl
An the tears arc IN me oies, me lass OF hardly
see tho lone,
Thinkin' o me ould Pat McNalr, an yer Teddy
foino.
Dui IT'S lawn mo sc ore, my lass; and actin
loikc yer glad,
Thct the div'lish tonnes an Pat McNair so
racin' 10 ther bad
ORR be thurnin' . sunny page, me lass, ez fair
Paradise,
An help sc too. thet sic!nd horn; DINO
shwarin' by me o!esl'
IDIDpY REPLIEs.1
"Now. begorra, Pat McNair. ORR COON an
shure Oiwlll,
Ef ther shanty goes 10 snithereens an tumbles
- down thcr hill!
Dino comm 10 yer shrms me Pat an shurc
eye arc born,
'Tls Their dhrinSin' whasky II u.ushther out, at
sound o sicind horn"
tPAT Is HAPPY ONCE MoRt1
"Happy goes Their day, LASS Their sea IS
smooth an fair:
An Their ship thet sails Their best me own, Is
phsrtner-ship McNair.
An us thapkin' all me sthsrs, 81 an, tibet Pat
McNair wuz born,
Hauvouroen, me dahrlin' own, TO help toot
slcind horn!"
MAZDA l.. CRocKER
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1888-06-15
AlIirstors "a Millinery.

We have seen birds, frogs, kittens, rab
bits and puppies heads, to say nothing OF
all the flowers there are, all the kinds Of
feathers ever worn by any kind Of bird, and
fruits as we'll as grain and grass, and allthe
vegetables, from tiny cucumbcrs TO carrots
and cabbages, so that now 1t would almos,
seem as IL there were nothing else in thu
world that could be utilized as new garni-
ture for hats and bonnets, and yet there Is
a new style Of trimming which has already
captured the female heart, aud that is baby
alligators. The young alligators which are
used for this style Of trimming are from six
10 ten inches long and must be the real
thing, stuffed and with bright glass eyes
and arranged so as to appear to be crawling
up the front trimmings of ribbon bows.