The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-08-24

FL. n .ANEN oVA6Sy ilAAAA 90 . ~ SAAAS
bers when the mosquitoes OF that tav-
ored State were capable OF killing a
horse. The above Is not introduced
to Indicate the degeneraCy OF the Jer-
sew MOSQUITO, but to show the SUI
preme hardwood Of the Jersey liar.
A mar in the West named Good
man, who has hitherto led a blameIess
life, has unfortunately speculated with
funds that were not his own, and the
papers not inaptly head their reports
With + \ line:"Anorher Goodman gone
wrong.
The new electric style OF hanging will
possess this beauty:
Stranger Ito lady in m%ourning)-I
infer, madam, that you have recently
lost a husband.
Widow (sadIy)-Ah yes, sir. my
poor husband was struck by light
ming. Epoch.
"say, mister, your dog bit me-"
"The deuce, he dId?'
eyes, and | want to know whatyou
are going to do about It,"
''Do about it? oh, never mind. I'll
give the dog an emetic and he'll get
over il. '-Arcola Record.
Somebody sent the following con-
undrum to a Dakota paper: "What
makes O mans trousers bag at the
knees2" The editor replied that he
thought wearing them dia, but he
wouldn't be sure, as he had sent his
encyclopaedia down to the black
smiths to have g. new cast.iron bind
ing put on.
Balloonist--No, sir, we never had
such a terribly exciting trip! Gas be-
oan to leak as we were crossing the
lake, and we Just barely got to shore
on Grand Isle, kerplump on a potato.
patch. ! was OF s. cold sweat all over.
Chittendon County Farmer-Say;
mister, did We notice whether the 20,
tato bugs was ravagin' on the island2
Burlington Free Press.
A fend in human form claims to
have discovered why SC many girls in
one OF the Queen cities" of the West,
have the consumption. It is because
they are constantly taking cold, 80
much az the body being ON the ground,
But it blows the leather makers some
good.-shoe and Leather reporter.
The ELUSIVE affection displayed by
the Russian Car and the German
emperor on the occasion OF their meet.
Inc the other day. must have been
ediEying to the 0nlookele but it was
all q bit Of imperial policy, suitable
-tothe present moment. Just let q
difficulty arise, and Bill and Aieck will
commence TO reduce the population Of
each others country without the
slightest conjunction.
QuiobIe-Aw, Grotius, how are You
getting on with the case Of Won Abba
TOR, WHO chopped bis wifess head of?
Coke-Poorly, poorly had Only
hnished arguing the seventh appeal
yesterday, when the news reached me
that he had ssSs natural daath in
iaii., Its uselesB for legal talent to
contend against the eccentric forces Of
natnre-Liie.
Blondin proposes to again cross
niagara on 4 rope. Well. Nlaeara
can stand it II Blondin cali but the
question naturally arises, s'Whatgood
accomplished By such a featY
Now, ii Bl0udin would only make al
'bufeness of wheeling Niagara hack
men out on the rope, and drop q few
DfLhem into the river he would be
doing a great and m~eritorscus service
fgF humanity.
Young Man 10 editorl-Here is a
little rcem 81 8 pathetic nature. s
X showed Il to my mother, and she
actaaAS cried over it.
Editor taffef reading the poem
zen say that your mother criedg
Young man-frs sir.
Editor-Mell, you 20 home and
promise your mother never to write
afY more poetry and 1 think the old
lady viii dry Der eyes-Harpsr's
Bo2ar.
JOY Mgaid q catching cold
ba arafs asked Mrs. Lirely Of
lief husband.
M deaf. ara you aware that the
apTuater IL 30 degrees ID the
a98
9bnt / Thought that perhaps a
Night oiVe you a cold"
Mrs Litely, let me say right nov
that # you have any anspicione as to
a W~hefeaboRte EFT cold, communi-
ate HEM mt once TO me, and 1 viii
d leap Tor Merchant Travel