The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1888-11-17

III SoutrS VI S'HnLuStt'h HsAs nuhmss
Cara OuaAsr.
We'll, sergeant" saluied Mr.. Dun
der In lively way rs no entered the
Central station yesterday 10 pay his re-
sp.c,s 10 SerS,. Bcndall.
"Oh, it's yongn
Yes. she Was me. like TO hal
some talk mt YOU"
Anything wrons!"
mo. sir. Eycpdinss WIS all o. J..
ash der Yankeeman says"
20. X. YOU mean. Been awayy'
II yhas In Cleveland. Yes. sir. ! 20
down TO Cleveland und come bael.
alone"
And didn't &c, swind.eds Well, l de-
clar-.r
Sergeant. yhas green as grass.
Vhas I some idio,sy Was l crazy
Was der Ircenes, Duichmans In all
Ameueay"
I've sometimes thought 50. Mr..
Dunies."
"Vheli. maspc Was green sometime
ago, but dot ,has NIL gone. hat Ia
learn der country und der peoblcs. Won
know. Mayp- vhas not some fa.prs,
but know how 10 take care of myself
shusi like Yanscc-ha! ha! hat
"You feel pretty jolly"
.Vhcii. dots ~. MAYBE yhas
sharper ash Yankee. iicy:"
Tell me oil ai'on, IT,
"vh.ii. pc!ofr goes avhsy cafcyy.
triy tells me look oudi for some con-
,a-ncc man. keep dot In mind.
When vhas In Toledo tnan comes by
the und says: She yhEs = VERY hot
day.' shpot him fot n confidence man
- qu-ck asl, dot. und I tells him: II
YOU doan' rs h,hay Ill knock you oa.cr
la last wccki' lie goes. lie ands oudt
dot I ,has NO haystark.'
That was COOL"
"Vhrn I gocs by der train from To-
ledo = sncnticman taxr5 SCAT h'cs'ue
the. lie yh.s MI awful nicc man. but
liz hat some bad luck. Somebody robs
him o: 500 In u sleeping car. Dot
makes him dead prokc. iind MAYBE lie
doan' re: oui, Of Cleveland. Nhcli, dot
vha. too badt. und poo,y soon lie says
he shall pawn his diamond pin"
The one You hayr unr'
do; yhas her. lie buys her In Call.
foTnia for SaO. but II SOMEBODY lend
him 80 hc can hold u two vh.cks. II
he ,.oan' COME init der money do, pin
yha> mine"
II see. It's vcfy old
"Old. Was do; diamond oldy !;
makes no difference how old he yhas. -
"W,lls'
"Nholl. do; secures me. und vhns nil
right III hold ss,J he Will come and
pay me so. II yhas singular do; lie
thus, 'nc 80. but h. sass he can read my
face like some books"
go can /. Did you tell him YOU
lived In Detroiiy"
"i-i-maypc l said Toledo STAN.
mcrci Mr.. Dund.r.
II presume 80. You wanted tina; pin
for s5o.r
"Vhcll, II he iJan' come. Of course.
Poo;y soon he goes oudt 10 speak init
der engineer ahoudt running 10 fast.
uni some ouder man comes In. lie
knows me right away. lie SAYS
'vhcll. vheli. but how vhas you. Iir
Dundcr. und did You see my ladder
Ia,ciyY' His fadicr vhas Mr.. Hurdle.
hacker. who owns der First National
bank
"Oh. he doesy Go on
"vbeli. Ills fadder sends him $500
by express. but he doan get her. lie
owes party on der tram s.U. und II I
like to take n check for so and lend
him SO he yhas 80 mooch Obliged dot
he can keep still"
And You iidyn
"Doan' like TO make ten dollary DO
YOU pellet dot nopody but a Yankee
likes money! l makes ten dollar By dot
check und more ash five hundred OH dot
diamond. Greenhorns. eby Haysccd,
eh2 MAYBE can come in when she
rains-hai ha! hal"
II took the scrgcantR quarter OF mn
hour to convince Mr. Duudcr that he
had "let goi again. and, when he real
ized it. he said:
Sergeant. gaze by my eye! You
ylias right. vlias So green do. some
poiy shicals off my eye winkcr.. |
doan' know So much rs cabbagcs. In
der morning.
"whatl"
please see do, der papers say dot l
vhas an eminent citizen. u great patriot
und u friend OF humanity, und dot ]
died happy. Farewell. sergeant! go
hence l''-Detroit Free Press.
II makes man almost sorry that he