The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-12
BRIGHT BITE.

MISUNDERSTANDING the discussion now going
n to ecide if marriage is failure, the brake
aen go right on coupling - Yonkers Stdtesnadn
THINGS do not always follow as a matter OF
course. A man who makes puns Is not pundit;
either Is one who plays in band bandit. -
n t5t1ry Chronicle Telegraph
Ii all tie excitement of the most exciting of
many cam, aigns, the one through which we
AVE just passed, there is one man who has al
Jays kept his spirit level. The carpenter, fool
b one the carpenter-BUrdette.
MAJOR sroFAH-Can you sell me blue neck
lie to match my eyes?
Clerk, poliSely-very sorry, sir, we are, jus,
Dat of blues. but | can sell you beautiful red
me to match your nose-LhicGgo Neics.
THE BARBER SILENcED-Greedy Barber-,Hair
cut, sir
Curt Customer-No, sir.
Greedy Barber-Very long, sir; reaches your
,oat collar.
Curt Customer-Well, IL it annoys you very
much I'll have my tailor cut my clothes decol-
,,te.-IoUD Topics
He WAS DIssIPATED-tIn the chemical labora-
ory}-Professor--Wh nat has become OF Tom APP
)leJon? Wasnt he studying with the class last
5ear:
"Ah. yes; Appleton-poor fellow. A fine
student, but absent-minded 10 the use of chem
,als, verv That dlscoloraton on the ceiling
notice itEn
Eyes"
'"f4&t's him. "-A meric1n Analyist
How He Could FIX Ir-Nr o Rooney center
ng hardware S ore)-rhe boss sent me down
sfther pane av glass. tin be foorteen
Waggish clerI-Wel Pat, don't think can
i've you ten by fourteen, but can let you
nave fourteen by ten, if you think you can
n2ke that do.
Pat (strlck with a bright idea)-Be iabers
list gimme wan av thin, aud Oi'll jist turn tn
.deWays av 1t upside down, and Oh don't behave
ne boss himself I'D ever know tn ditfereuce.-
.OFoslto Grip.
A GREAT ScHEME.-Exchange Friend Ito
ditor)-WeH mr. Shears, how is everything?
Editor First ate 10 office boy in q low
one.) Tell the foreman to start our new thun
ler-and lightning press.
Exchange triend-Nhy, what in the mischief
IS that!
Editor Gn a loud tone of voice)-Our new
.hunder-andlightning press-greatest on earth
ksch. II e Friend shouting)-It makes big
noise.
Editor (yelling)-Yes.
Lxcnause rI.end lSnrekng)-G day.
Editor (screamng}-Good ". ITO office
.oyD James. tell the foreman to shut down.
Philip II. We!ch IN tie Epoch.
SAM SPIrKIys is t1e owner OF a very fine dog
which accompanies him in his walks. He was
passing Nose Schaumbergs store, Oh Austin
Venue, when Moses a tentioa called to
Inns. Vat isn MS namsE" asked Nose.
''Nis name is Peter
Peer"
Yes, Peter"
"Peter-dot fish very singular name, Mr.
;pi!kirs"
iii, real name, Mr. Schsumberg, is Jupiter.
olt ! always leave off the Jew part of the Jupi.
err and call him Peter. on account of the hign
egard nave for lsrae,ite' a. Ame -ical citi-
ems don't Ike to us he word jew n con
ectton with the name O. dog. Come here,
Pster. Do you see how hs knows his Nance
lose beamAd all over with Joy and made some
la5helc IemarSs about how much better the
lews are treated in this country than in Russia
I lrd Spilkins thinks he has laid the foundation
-yor trade for fall overcoat on a credit basis,
n at least scomfortable pair Of winter suspend
rs.-IerIS SlftinQs.