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Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20
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WILLIAM TAYLOR.
j. +. HURST.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL BLSH

METHODIST EPISCOPAL BISHOPS
ference had full time to grow to complete eff
ficiency before these questions came TO an
issue. In the first full conference under
the new system, which was held in Chicago
contemporaneously with the great soldiers
and sailors convention of 1868 and the Re-
publican convention that first nominated
Grant, there were but five bishops of full
powers present. and none but ordained min
listers In the body of the conference; yet the
deliberations Of the body were of character
and weight to attract the attention OF states
men and philosophers all over the world
Since that date the great principle of lay
representation has been adopted and COM
pletely practicalized. Not only do the $4,000
regular ministers have a voice, but all
the members Of the great Methodist body,
and large minority of this conference con-
sists u lay7rlen. Among them are esls law
yers, prominent politicians and eloquent ora
tors, men of note i'll their respective states,
including the eminent historian, Professor
j. G. Redpath, of Indiana; Gen. Hurst, Of
Ohio; ex-governor Lounsbury, of Connecti-
cut, and many others Of that class And it
is worthy of note that two able speeches,
perhaps the most logical on that side, were
made by lay delegates in favor Of admitting
women. The speech Of Gen. Hurst, on May
4, gave the discussion an entirely new phase.
It is scarcely possible III this brief space to
set forth the Methodist system of gov
eminent. Suffice it here TO say that it
rests on the broad principle that no specific
form is commanded in the New Testament,
but that the church has Christian liberty to
adopt the form best suited to each country
or age, and that, developing on this principle,
the church may now be said to bein a transit
ton state, from an extreme episcopacy to q
regular representative system; and as in
secular government there is always a small;
party which far outruns the main body, and
another which insists on not moving at all,
SO there are radical MethodistSn and PRO
testant Methodists,' who insist on a thor
oughly republican system, and
conservatives who insist upon the exact letter
of st. Pauls instructions to the five Christian
women in the heataen and hcentious city Of
Corinth. Ii Hrill readily be seen how, in a
body Of several hundred keen witted and ex-
perieuced men, these variances produce de-
bates OF intense interest; and, truly, the dis
cussion of the woman question" in this
conference has evoked expositions of parlia-
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

SO speedily that he had to wait three years
before becoming old enough to be ordained
This period he spent in special ecclesiastical
studies He was made tutor in theology, and
in 1867 regular professor. In 1878, on the
death OF DR.. Russell, the extraordinary honor
Of the presidency of the National Ecclesiasti-
cal College Of Ireland Maynooth was con-
ferred on this young priest of So On the
death Of His Eminence Cardinal McCabs he
was chosen ''diguisSirnus" by the clergy OF
the Dublin chapter; the pope ratified their
choice, and conferred the high honor OF sum-
moning DR.. Walsh to Rome TO be conse-
Grated There, on Aug. 2, 1885, be was with
great pomp and solemnity installed as arch
bishop Of Dublin The high character OF the
archbishop, the fame of his writings, his
learning, the esteem in which he is held by
both Catholic and Protestant, make his pres
eat poS5tioo doubly interesting.
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20
THE PALGRAVE.

ward, the eye sweeping over the long deck,
past the four masts to the point Of the jib-
boom, it seems singular in these days of
steam that SO large a vessel should be pro-
PEELED by wind power. There is also some
thing incongruous in a ship made OF iron
g modern idea-being driven in so old fash
toned a manner as by means Of sails.
Then lingering about the deck Of such a
vessel brings fancies Of contrests-a con-
trast between the silent, motionless hulk lying
between docks and the same object with all
her sails set bowling along under twelve
knot breeze; q contrast between the scenes
about the ware houses against which her
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

bowsprit juts, and
the climes from
whence she sailed
and through which
she passed on the
voyage. The Pal
grave came from
Calcutta, and made
the trip in JOG days.
The captain report
ed that he never
took in his skysails
from the time they
were set till he
sighted Cape Hat
teras. In forty
years at sea he had
never had such an
experience 1
At her peak the
Palgrnve flies the
English ensign, and
ct her main truck
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20
WHOLE NO. 1852
GEN. JOSEPH E. JOHNSTON.
He Has Become o Contributing Member
ef the Grand Army.

He Has Become D Contributing Member
ef the Grand Army.
Gen Joseph E Johnston. highest In
rank Of surviving Confedsrates. has be-
come contributing member" OF E D.
Baker Post Of the Grand Army of the Be-
public. In Philsdefphia
The real significance of this action On
Gen Johnstons part is to be seen in the
generals letter and the hearty reception
thereof by the post The general wrote
that he desired to participate In the noble
work of charity performed by the post.
and therefore inclosed so. one years dues
as q contributing member The letter,
was received with cheers. and the proposi-
ton accepted by unanimous vote of the
200 veterans present. This act may b
said to round ont career which Is IN
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

No second term.
Non-partisanship.
Civil service reform.
Public Office a public trust.
No removals except for cause.
Justice to fishermen.
Reduction of the surplus
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

itself q most i'm
pressive CON =
mentsry On the
history of the
United States for
the past Fifty
years Here Is a
man who was a
pupil Of { b Q
United States. and
then an officer in
her service. gal
liant and honored
in q foreign war,
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

party r. travel In
tho south II e r
first sppeaza Z &c
was IN q barn a.
Pttsburg, an Fo-
iants IL TIL
Honeymoon
From iittsbs1rg
the party went 70
Mobile. where
Miss Meek was
married 70 Mr.
Mcclure. 3 ZEN
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

man in Ireland,
having taken up
each successive
rank in the church
IS soon as his age
would permit. He
was born IN Dub
lin, and entered the
great Catholic uni
versity at the age
of a. Two years
later he entered
Maynooth, where
be carried of the
donors in all his
classes, and went
tbro,,-h tho cnrIrca
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20
ARCHBISHOP WALSH.
An Irish Prelata Who Disagrees with
the Pope.

the Pope.
The peculiar condition of Irish affairs, the
curious interlocs of civil and ecclesiastical
orders and religious sentiment, now attracts
the attention Of Intelligent people in every
country, and possesses for 1rishmen q really
PAINFUL interest. Seven hundred years ego
Nicholas Breakspear Pope Adrian IV), the
only Englishman who ever held the Roman
pontifcate, granted it is alleged, to Henry
II, OF England, the right to conquer Ireland;
and now the pope has pronounced against the
"Plan Of Campaign" adopted by the Irish
National league. in aid of the struggle for
Irish home rule and tenant right.
Archbishop Walsh, of Dublin, has declared
that while he will obey in ecclesiastical mat
tiers he cannot in good conscience instruct
his people to oppose the plan Of Cam
paign." When this announcement reached
Rome special congregation Of cardinals
was called TO examine every issue in Irish
affairs, on each Of which it will formally
vote.
Archbishop William j. Walsh, thus made
the most prominent man in Ireland is but -
wars old and prohah;y the most learned
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20
One Of The Oh sehooI.

Mrs. ". @. Noah. tie distinguished
actress, whose professional career covered
period from 1s2e 20 1851. died recently
at her home IN Rochester. y Y. Mrs.
Noah was Anne Nick She was bora In
1903. in Brooklyn. y. T.. and wiscn about
70 dsreioped remarkable voice. but shs
had Fever received any training FOR the
stage when. ia 1895. sbs toirss-l a theatrical
Wichita eagle., 1888-05-20

defaicatlon was on
that day made pub
lie; but soon it ap-
peared that the cash
Ter had secured al
least q week the
start of the directors,
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

Milford u. Walker, one of the early sct
Tier" "f Montana. for the past three years
| afflicted With rheumatism. passed away ut
n. M, this morning. Mr.. Walker, Tor a
number of years was engaged as an Indian
trader and located Un the Missouri river in
this territory. For the past four or five
years he has been in the employ Of various
stock men of this county and enjoyed the
reputation of an honorable and reliable
man. About W ak ago. for the purpose
o' being able to secure proper n,.,lica |
Treatment, he was brought to I.cwistnwu
by Andrew Fergu, and quartsred at the
county poor farm. but the disease had
sapI'ed his vitality ieyond medical as-i..
tancr. Last evening he penncI tn. follow.
ing letter addressed to Hon. James Fergus:
"LEwIsroux. NJ. T.. March ~. 'ss.
To Mr.. James Fergus:
! am in the rhadow Of death. AM
have to say is, thanks for your kinlnrss. |
viii die as ] have lived. hav. not seen
Jesus Thirst yet, neither has he seen me as
know of ] have given Or,lcre that no
religious ceremony he conducted over my
grave. ] write to you to show Won that
there is one man Who is not afraid To s,peak
ms '',nd. ms n not private. Friend,
farewell. MiLroRD u. WALKER"
The remains will lie laid to rest to.uor.
row, March 2B. 1SSS
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Pronounco1 4 lnSlce,

a. NJ. Thompson and James Bailey ar.
rived in town last Saturday from Mai.ler,
having in charge Paul Nelson Quick stan,
whose conluci for some days ". vious la.i
given rise To the suspicion that he was in.
sane. lie was turned over to Sh, riff Beck
for safe kec; ing, and since that time hi,
condition has, if anything, grown worse.
tie seems to be afraid of all who approach,
him. believing that they want to kill him.
Aside from this he has other i,alluci sa, ion,
that are still more remarkable. Last Sun.
day morning while walking on the bench
with sheriff Beck. he broke into a run, vel.
ling at the top Of his voice. anil soon left
Mr.. Beck far behind. Cn,lrr-sheriff Sulli.
van mounted a horse and soon oycrt,r. L
the unfortunate man and brought him back
to town.
On Monday morning. Qnickst,n wa,
given an examination before Probate Judge
Meagher amt was Pronounced insane
Quicksian has been work ing about the
mines ut Maiden tor the ,nsst two or three
years, is a Scandir avian by birth, and wa,
quiet, inotiensive anl industrious man.
lie compiainsot his head feeling badly.
and is may be that he will, in time. re-
cover from his present unfortunate con.
,lition.
Under sheriff Sullivan LETT with the r.a.
tient to-day for Warm Springs asylum.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

." mining and building the coming summer
lie will move his mill plant, now ut poiu,
Of Snowy mountains, to Castle next week
and will have lumber ready for the buildin.
boom, which he is satisfied will commem 4
by May LIST.
Dr. willard returned home from Phil
brook. Monday. where he had been ut the
bedside Of Miss Matthews for nearly a
week. He left his patient much improved.
The mother of the young lady, who resides
IN Maine. has been advised Of the serio,,s
Illness OF her daughter. and in expected to
arrive ut Philbrook in few days.
! a'r-sized audience was in attendance
at the meeting of the Literary society last
Monday evening. The program was not
as 'ntererting as usual, and several Of the
speakers were absent. Cremation was
rather cheerless subject for debate. even
in - cold country. The Judges decided in
hv"r of the negative, aud the leader of that
side promises to see that their graves are
kept green" The porcupine. by Frank T..
smith, created considerable mirth, while
the singing by Mcssrs. Culver, Noble and
smith and Mrs. Adler received deserved
applause The brass band rendered several
fine selections. An election II officers fol.
lowed Intervening sentcrt ainment, resulting
IN the choice "f Dr. W. +. Hanson, prcsi-
dent; Ed SwoIc, interpretations: Rev. j. II.
smith. secretary, and q. A. Parrott, treas.
urcr.
Harry Wight. of the Judith, had a very
unidc"sant experience ON Tuesday night of
last week. Upon reaching Ross Fork ON
his return home from wing
come here for Dr. Willard found that
the stream had riscs considerably during
the day. and looked ~ little ,langern,,s. but
Notwithstanding the uninvitiny situation
he concluded to attempt to cross. lie had
nO sooner driven into the stream than he
found horse, buggy. driver and all floating
down with the swift current. lie managed
to extricate himself from the tioating wreck
and swan ashore. IIa wing u saddle horse
with him he mounted it and rode to the
house vi Mr.. Charles tIary for assistancc.
Mr.. Clary hastenesi back with him .,nd by
prompt action the horse WAS saved from
though with much difficulty as |
the animal was found AOun,Icring in the |
water underneath cut bank. by the Use |
of ropes and cutting down the bank of the |
rreek the horse was gotten out. The buggy
was nearly demolished. while all its con
tents, including bundles. robes and over. |
roats went spinning toward the Gulf of |
Mexico. This crossing is ON the main roa,l |
~twecn Lewisto~n aud I'hiibrook, and IL !
should have ~ good sulst antiul bridge at |
Dncc.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

hED-Frrlerick W. sawyer, on the even.
ing Of March 10. lSSS.
Once more we are rall.d d upon to chron.
icle the sad news Of the death Of one of our
most esteemed young men and cit izens. ~
il has pleased Almighty God to call from
mortal l'fe our young friend aud neishbor.
We can hut say Gods will he done. But
very little is known Of his life or Residence
prior I" his settling in the Judith. lie was
20 years "f age. In all relations and trans
actions with his fellow men he was upright
and honorable and enj"yed the confidence
Of many friends. May he rest in peace.
B. 4. V.
Philbrook, March II. 'SS.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Desert Land Final Proof
L. :. LAND OFFICE At HELENA, NJ. T..
[

L. :. LAND OFFICE At HELENA, NJ. T..
Ma ch -, lsSS.
Notice is hereby given that Joseph T..
Bower. oi Stanford Fergus County, VI. r..
has iilssl notice of his intention to ma kc
proof On his desert land claim No. Iaai Tor
NWi NWt sec. 81 W. SWi, NEi SWt Sec
-. ~. !. north. range ~ east. before TN.
Pruhaie Jud." "i Fergus county. Mont. ~
lewi>l"wn. Mont, on Thursday the a'''h
day at April. lsSs.
lie names The following witnesses Ia
prove the complete irrigsrion an,i r.slam,a-
ti"n of sail lani: Elias burger, Ti,o,u,,
Fiagler, Fred.rick &. Poole ami Frnk
Balm, all oi stanford, Fergus county. NJ. T..
:. W. L,N,.HaRNE. Register.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
S.alli0ns for Sale.

One Imported English Shire Stallion
Z years old. weight | ZOO lbs.
Two Pcirheron Norman stations. one
and the other 10 years old. and one Ken
turky bred saddle stallion. 16z hands high
weight 700 pounds; ten years old.
The above stations are sound ard Lind
have been in Use ut our ranch for the past
four years and are sure foal grttrr-, and
their produce will he checrfully shown
Three grade English Shire colts, 4
years old
Also, seventy-five head 81 four year old
gel,lings, weighing from 1000 to 400
pounds, and 100 head of brood mares.
The above stations will be sold ut rea-
sonable figures. For further information
rcgartliny these horses, address
W. W. HUMPHnEys,
Manager ~ Horse Ranch,
1T. Masinnis, n. Il.
Jan. ~. 'SS.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Notice of Final Entry.
LAND OFFICE At HELENA, N. r., 1
Na-..k lSSS

LAND OFFICE At HELENA, N. t.
March lss>. /
Notice ], hereby given ,lat the following
name'i settler has filed notice of his ini.n
tion to make final proof in support "f hi,
claim, and that said proof will he made he.
fnre the Clerk at ic Fourth Ju.iiciai Dis
trit Court in and tor Fcryu' county. VI. r
at Lewist"wn. NJ. r., on April ~, lsss. viz:
William W. Wrisrr.
who made pre-em,,tion declaratory state
m,snt No. 1>.',. tor the IL NW.. ~Wi Ne.
NV, SET, Sec. :, Tp. Is ". Il. 20 l..
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous r,'sialei... upon. and
cultivation oi, said land. viz: William q.
Z ianberlain. Andrew Fergus. of Fort Ma
sinnis. Mont, E.dwin W Iarraway, OF
Maiden. Mont. AMI Theodore Muller Of
ChI istina, Montana.
Nv. i.ASGuoENE. Ia .iStcr.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Notice Of Final Proof.

LAND OFFICE At HELENA MIL
March II. lsss. (
Notice is hereby given that the t,llowin
named settler has iilci notice Of his intrn
tim To make final proof in support of hi
claim. AMI that SAID proof viii bc mai,
before the i'r ,,ale Judge in and tor Fcry,u
county. VI. T., at l.ewistown, NJ. r.. on
April III. lsss, viz:
John D. 1uelsaNg.
who made pre-emIaion declaratory state.
n,cnt M. .l14. for the w NWt See. 81. M
NEt Sec. -. Tp. ~ north, range IL r.st.
lie naine> the iollowing witness = to prove
his coni'n,n'us Residence upon AMI cultiva-
tioD at said land viz: Eilas = smith, Nor.
ris sloan, feI.jainiE Su"riiy aud q. I,,rr
Smith, all ut Cottonwood, Monta.a
:. ". L,NciiosNE. Ee,;i ter.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

There will be meeting Of the Moccasin
Roundup Association at icwistown, Mont,
"n Monday. April 2L. 1sSs. for the pu -I.,,e
of settling all business uf the ROUNDUP, and
making necessary arrangements for the
Spring work.
All meu,bers If the Association are re-
qucstcd ~ be present. Signed.
ANbIgw FERGUS, President.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Notice..

To parties wishing them. we have few
Na,iyr Grown Roots which we will sell
At the following prices:
Currents aud Gooscberries, from 81 to
81 81 per dozen.
Rasl,berrics. ca cents per dozen.
Strawberries, 81 per 100.
Apply to
GRAY l,Ios..
Philbruuk, Mont.
Mar. %, IS to May Is.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
Notice of Final Entry,

LAND OFFICE AT HELENA. MoxrAxA.)
March II, 1s>s. (
Notice IL hereby given that the fpliow ing named
settler has hl,d notice Of his intention 10 make
final proof in support Of his claim, AMI that said
proof will be male before the ir.,taie Judge {
Fergus 'ouniy, Montana Territory. At Lewis
town. NJ. T., on April -. lsss. viz:
AlomOx ~. B~an,
who made pre- -empt ion dsrlaratory statement No
isl. Tor ~. ~ Me-. sec. ~. n Nw,.. ste .i
TP. ~ ". x. II T..
lie names the iollowing witnesses To prove his
rout inuous re .iiencc upon, and cultivation Of
said land, viz: Edward 1ras,s.y, John q. He,liny
Th-o'loIe A. sloan and Eiias smith, all uf Cotton
wood, Fergus county. Mont.
:. w. LAN.IioRNE. Register.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

Land Office. Helena NJ. r.,
March IA. lSsS.

Notice is hereby given that the follow.
named settler Il - filed q ice at lis int.n.
iioa to make ii'fal proof III support Of his
claim. an'i that said proof will lie made
hsfbte the Clerk Of the Fourth Judicial
District Court in ani tor Fergus county.
Mont. at Lev own, Mont. Oh April 3Usl,,
lSss viz:
JsMsrs Ellicm.
who made pre-enihinn dcclar ,tory state
ilrnf NJ. i2G. 4. T. 1919 Tor the w SE,,
y! SWi. Sec. 10 Up. Is north. range ~ east.
lie names the ioll~wiug witnesses tn
prove li, coitintiou, residence upon, an.
cultivation ui, said land, viz: William II.
lial"sck. Jacob Hoover and Edward iagel.
all of Utica. Mont. and Frank l.. Wright,
of law istOwn, Mont.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

An annual school election will lie held
ut the Public Schoollousr near l. len. Fer
gus county, Mont. (disrrici No. 81 ou SAT-
uriay, the 9Th dIay of April, lsss, f.r tie
purpose ot el.cfing one III trustee
rolls open from to I o'clc,k y. IN.
I'y Or.ier vi Board "f Trust Is.
BRTATHITr GEAH. Gle K.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

To WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
The co-partnership heretofore existing
h tween VIM. X. Wood and Frank W
Mitchell. under the firm name Of Wood Il
Mitchell. engaged in the horse yrowin.
industry, is this day dissolved by mutual
consent. Wm. q Wood will continue in
the bu -ine-s. aud all bis due the late firm,
must be- paid to him.
VIM. u. Wocp,
F.sSG w. MIrHELL
Stanford. Mont. March .. lSsS.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
FRESH SEEDS.

just received 10y Express direct from ID
LANDHETI!N x SON Sceiebratcd Seed farm,
n complete assortment of Fresh Garden
Seeds, in full quantity papers and in bulk.
\ large assortl tlncnt OF NlCk'S Flower
Seeds.
l sell nothing but Frcsl, Seeds every spring.
Orders will receive careful attention.
L. BoI>soNSEMLT,
Maiden, VI. +.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

On Saturday. April 9TH, lsss. at the Tub
lie Schoolhouse, in Lewi>town. Fergus
county. Montana. will he held an annual
school election for the purpose of electine
a Trustee to ill the vacancy to be caused
by the expiration of the term of Robert
Sullengrr
Polls will he open from , p. IN. till sun
down.
l'y order Of Board of Trustees.
7. J. VIVIAN. Clerk.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

DISTRICT so. ,.

There will be an election of two q,
School TRUSTEES at the School Hous. in
Maiden. Mont, On saturday, April eth.
lSSS. for Maiden School District No. 3.
Polls open from 10 O'Clock a. m. to = m.
by order VI the School Board.
A. NJ. THOMPSON, Clerk.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

DISTRICT Np y,

DISTRICT No 9.
An election will he held at the Public
Sch"rlhouse an Beaver creek, school dis.
triet No. :, ON SaiuId y, April ,th, isss,
f'r the puriwsc ofclrciing two Trustees to
serve for one and tao years.
Polls open from o'clock to 1 O'Clock l.. IN.
Ey order Of BOar.l o Trustees.
EDwARp BRAssEY. Clerk.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

DISTRICT NJ. n.
MOTTO" is hereby given that ON Saturday.
the Hh day NJ April 1ssS, an election will
he held at the Public Scl,.olho,i>c i'm Warm
springs school dis rict No. IL. 10 elect
Trustees G,r the ensuing year.
Az the VOTERS are respectfully requested
&" he present at o'clock u. M,
by order Of Trustees.
ROREHT VALENTINE, Clerk.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22
PUBLIC
AUCTION!
To he sold to the highest bidder for
Cash, on
MAY 2, 1888,

m04 -, 1000,
ut 2 o'clock. noon, tie following pro.
pcrty at DIR. lsawn's store, Maiden,
MOntana:
STORE AND DWELLING (com-
bined,) on corner of Montana and
Hill streets. Size OF lot, box 100: size
of house, 2OxiO. House in perfect
repair, warm and substantial, and
open to the public for inspection.
Hard and soft water in close proxim-
ity to property. Terms-Ilalf paid
down on day OF sale balance6odays
Property ON Water ST.: size or lot
G1xfW,, with n good hog cabin isx2i. and
u set of :si hewed logs ON tht lot. Terms
Cash ON day oi sale.
Also heating and cookina, stoves. furni-
iure. "a good spring bed. impaired anl rag
carpets, and q variety of other household
goods. One pair of round and square
platform Howe scales. 40 lls ra,s.city;
one pair of marble toI, druggists ,calc>,
lbs. capacity. One Climax ,ub.,c,., cut
ter Bird cages one ~ gallon coal oil
tank ta> good as new with double action
pump. Ten cord, OF fpnr foot W oi and
many other goods too numrrous I, mem
tion. here. Come Evrryiu IL, and see for
Dn't .or-c, the dat of sale.
Fergus County argus., 1888-03-22

no. Fresh Vegetable, Cheese ii.,i But
tel ALWAYS On Hand.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1888-12-22
WANTS MUCH ADVICE.

LoARTowN december 2ith aiteen aityait
Mr. editur
as no wun has rote emmy lettlrs to
the newspapers frum loar town sonce
over skool nam who usr 10 rite to the
lOneCouy reyew gott merrid thout i'd
rite YOU lettir for your newspaper en-
AK your advice.
Deer sir
wuz setting on the tense lookin in
to unkel jake's medder yistiddy wen
along comes botchy delaney sez he TO
me scz he i'm goin to have a bean
SwaraY DOM at my hous at the coke
yard wensday week, end want you
loartown fellers and gurls to come
doun" j sed i'd come. butt now ,a..
Editur whut is h@2;; 5watay4 mob
be = ( Wuu ~ his Joakes, Gus
euddenl trust q feller whut calls us
mountn boys ''punkin rollers" and
Haw hunters and sech names. now
m 'Editur ef yen think 1t is a ioak
plees let me kno. Gus i've bin to
punkin huskins and appel snitzens
butt nevir heerd of seeh . thing as a
bean Swaray. And mr. editur my
gurl's gon back on me, Gus don't ware
my pants in my butes and Gus al
wais call Pompy smash vail Summet.
she sais AN gettin to be dood. now
mr editur am DO legged and bo leggs
don't look nice with yer pants in yer
butes. mr editur don't you think it