New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-19
WHIMS AND ODDITIES.

Beware OF girl with taper myers eneu nAAo IL
hot for you II she's (s)nghted
The best way prevent conspiracy from LEAKING OUT
Is 10 let the plot thcken.
Buckwheat cakes have been Withdrawn fof tho sesson
Crulers however, still play to pretty full hsness-
vomans age is often most deceptive, but hardly more
so than a sausage.
Why is the present Democratic REFORM Administrator
like Bowery freak show Because the brilliant anuc'
patons which were aroused BY It's glowing promises are
so egregiously beled by the reality
When German is dspleased with anything he does not
swear; he simply says: &" am not satisfied da-nhr'
The old saying about music having power 70 s0Ote 'ne
savage breast will have TO be ehaLged INTO MUSIC a
power TO charm the spirits OF even Jury III poo'''
trial"
It is a good thing from one point Of view that Dr.
Buckley was not elected Bishop One OF the oeegs'es
m the Methodist Conference says that Dr. Buckley had
TO sit on the platform Bishops do and say nothing
even in the NEST exciting debate he would be In Danger VI
swelling up and bursting
When Darwin was student he was so roma OF cnen0s
experiments that his classmates nicknamed him 'aS
In these days the sobrquet might hty % aPpN'N
certain statesman from the State Of Texas
Tho sor,hen prcsbvterians mean TO give DR.. woodrow
q hard to hoe.
The trouble with chess is that IT'S too si0"' ~ ~
four (k)nights to play single game
II IS difficult for mother TO put nfantile troubles eu'
Of her mind. Even in the breakfast dshes BIO 'e''
cough-hic-cups and tee-things
Nothing but sovereign remedy will cure 0o'h 'nA'
a-king.
Even the most successful dentist lives kind OF nano
to-mOuth life.
Spring styles are now on exhibition at the fashonaoe
tailor shops.
Roast becf-rarc sahT Yes answered inc poes
not so rare as day in June you know out JUST rare
enough"
When Mayor Hewitt to the City Hall re'urneu'
He found his rooms not only swept but garnisnedi
There we've newness and freshness everywhere 49,.
And all the woodwork had been painted anu
An air-cushion has been successfully oesOeu ~ '-s
The Democratic party ought TO provide
OF this sort in order 70 let itsen u'"H e~'
vember.
The big raft which they are building up ~ 'ossinA
~ & will soon 10 ,ocoln, down this way. we suppose
Dealers in. crockeryware are handicapped ~ "O"' w
to crack up their goods like other merchants
Is sound sleep called heavy one because It's ''''um
bert
An inveterae smoker with good cigar ana nothing 70
light It with is an instance OF matehess misery
There is one case in which it is impossible to be
both slow and sure. In the case Oh "'''"
People who rer,rd no ties as sacred-rramps ana
members Of busted theatrical companies
There is hope oven for the doodle Aldermen. " not
written that The dcaa shall be raised ncorruptiblef
snooks-A modern circus extremely fond OF iewe'ry'
Griggs-Why
snooks-It has generally several rings and fine stud
hasn't III
Mayor Hewitt. ought to get into the next Men OF
Letters series
Thirty tons OF lead in her keel sighed OLD Mrs
bentley, reading the description OF new yseht well
isv In kapn
an in the winds and abe laid the paper TO wipe her
spectacles
II the human raee was evolved from the apes. it al
least has the satisfaction of knowing that is ancestors
were inteuigsnt-thsy were educated IN the higher
brancheA