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The morning news., 1888-11-29
OFFICIAL.
ORDNANCE.

AN ORDINANCE TO amend an ordinance entitled
"An Ordinance to extend the time in which
the track authorized to be laid under the ordi.
nance passed in council January 9TH, 1885, "
and amended January 14th, 1885, may be laid,
aud for other purposes, passed May 2, 1888,
so as to strike out the proviso from the second
section of said ordinance.
The mayor and aldermen Of the city of Sa-
vannah, in council assembled, do hereby ordain:
SECTION 1. That the proviso contained in the
second section of the above entitled ordinance
passed May ?, 1888, be and the same is hereby
repealed.
SEC. 2. That all ordinances and parts Of ordi-
nances in conflict with this ordinance be and the
same are hereby repealed.
Ordinance passed in council Nov. H. 1888.
RUFUS +. LESTER, Mayor.
Attest: FRANK L. REBARER, Clerk of Council.
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FOR DYSPEPaIA
Use Horseford's Acid Phosphate.

DR.. LORENZO WAITE, Pittsfeld, Mass. y,
says, From its use for period of about
eight weeks, to the exclusion Of all other
remedies, l attribute the restoration to
health of patient who was emaciated to
the last degree, i'll consequence of nervous
prostration and dyspepsia. This patients
stomach was In such an irritable condition
that he could not bear either liquid or solid
food. An accomplished physician of many
years experience, whom / called in consulta-
tion, pronounced his case an incurable one
At this stage l decided to use Horsford s
Acid Phosphate, which resulted as above
mentioned ~
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PROCLAMATION.
CITY OF SAVANNAH,

MAYORS OFFICE, Nov. 81, 1888.
The blessings OF good health and prosperity
have been vouchsafed this community during
the past year. 1t is therefore meet and just
that we should humbly and gratefully give
thanks to Almighty God for these blessings,
and for his many mercies, and hereby issue
this, my proclamation, appointing Thu HURSDAY,
prayer, and invite my fellow citizens TO lay
aside their secular avocatons on that day and
repair 10 their respective places OF worship and
give proper thanks to God for his great good
ness.
Given under my hand and the seal of the city
OF Savannah, this 2lst day OF November, 1888.
- RUFUS e. LESTER, Mayor.
! sr., Attest;
/ FRANK f. RKBARER,
- Clerk of Council.
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FLORIDA.

Sugar-boiling frolics are all the go now.
Umatilla had white frost Monday morn
ing.
During the past week 704 boxes of oranges
were shipped from DeLaud.
The telegraph line between Plant City
and Barlow has been completed.
The session Of the Manatee Baptist Asso-
ciatlon will commence tomorrow at Wau-
chula.
Rev. w. A. Milnes. Episcopal clergyman
from Lane Park, has established mission
at Clermont.
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NOTICE.
Ctry on GAvANNAu

CRY OF SAVANNAH,
MAYORS OFFICE, Nov. 49, 1888.
In order that the channel may be kept as
no more than five vessels must be allowed there
at one time, viz. three at the piers and two
anchored just below the piers. II more than
that number arrive and are subject to quaran-
tine detention,, the Pilot must anchor them in
Tybee Roads. where they must remain until the
Quarantine Offcer permits them to come TO the
piers. RUFUS f. LESTER, Mayor.
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SHIPPING.
Plant Steamship Line

SEMI-WEEkLf
Tam pa, Key West and Ha'"
SOUrH.BUUND. -. ,o.sJ
Lv Port Tampa Mondays and Thursosy'
p. N. r,sapM
Ar Key West Tuesdays and Fridays AZ
Ar Havana Wednesdays and Saturdays
NORTH-BOUND. stpM
Lv Havana Wednesdays and Sat,nusasysoPM
Lv Key West Wednesdays and Sat l'undsvs 10
Ar Port Tampa Thursdays ana Su"N"
Connecting at Port Tampa with WesS EastsrB
Fast Train TO and from Northern ano .,s % Amply
cities. For stateroom accommooa,.lOIsck IscksoR
TO City Ticket Office, s., f. & w: hy,ry.np.
Vile. or Agent Plant Steamship Line Ienrr Inger
G. d. OWENS, Traffic Mahns'
II. s. HAINES, General Manager.
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Phillins, D,oestibIe Cocoa

Is valuable substitute for tea or coffee. 1t
nourishes, while they only stimulate. supe-
rior drink for children and for nervous and
delicate women. 1t is different from ell other
cocoas. All druggists
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ss-i ii lsiis=-
MEDICAL.

To those who are suffering from
Coughs, Colds, Chest Pains, Pneu-
monia, Rheumatism, Sciatica and
other pains so general at this season
TIE OF the year. Such sufferers feel far
lnu greater interest in BENsoN's PLAs
TER, remedy which never fails to
TiRIEE afford prompt relief when faithfully
lhaiiT and intelligently used. This plaster
has made reputation solely on its
IL nm merits as scientific remedy, COM
~ VI pounded on scientific principle by
chemists Of undoubted ability and
TITTIP integrity. Its great and increasing
LII popularity has induced unscrupu-
lous imitators to put many fraudu-
INTEQECT lent counterfeits on the market
lN IltDoi Careful buvers always ask for BEN
SONS PLASTER and refuse all others
Send two-cent stawp TO Sea-
bury & johnson, 81 Plat street, N. Y,
for a copy of Instructions from the
Doctor. a valuable household book
The morning news., 1888-11-29

WTJIl MORNING NEWS carriers reach
ii II every part Of the city early Twenty.
4 ILL five cents a week pays for the Daily.
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For Augusta and Way Landings.
3 T e A M f r X A I'll E
GAIT. J. S. BEvILL.
WILL leave EVERY WEDNESDAY at 10
w O'Clock A. M. (city timel for Augusta and
way landings.
All freights payable by shippers.
JOHN LAWTON,
Manager
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Coast Line Railroad.

Suburban Sch edule,
CATHEDRAL CEMETERY, BONAVENTURE
AND THUNDERBOLT.
THE following schedule will be observed on
L and after MONDAY. Oct. 3, 1888, week
days (See special schedule for Sunday
Leave Savannah (city time) 7:l0. 1875 A. NJ,
Leave fhunderboit, $3.50, 500 A. NJ, 1890, 400,
t5:4j p. M.
4:1O $3.50 p. N.
saturday night last car leaves city 7:i5, in
stead OF 6:35 tLast car leaves Thunderbolt
$40 instead OF $40 as formerly.
Take Broughton street cars Is minutes before
departure OF Suburban trains
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M ERCHANTS, manufacturers, merchanics,
II corporations, and all Others in need of
printing. lithographing. and blank books can
have their orders promptly filled. at moderate
prices, at the MORNING. NEWS PRINTING
HOUSE. Whitaker street.
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New York STOCK Exchange

market was more active to-day, but was
teversh and late in the day weak, when
urged cut most OF the gains recorded IN
early dealings and left the majority Of the
list fracti )nal Y lower than last evenings.
The decision OF Judge Farrell against the
Town railroad commission was regarded as
great bull caro-, and thou, 4 there was
some yielding az rrst, demands for stock
was such with many reactions
slowly advanced until at the last
hour, and realizing sales also played
an important part and in the last
hour be came so numerous thar everything
was forced off 20 level below the opening
prices The Goa so Ks were the great fei-
ture, though the Iowa decision brought the
grspg-rs more prominently 10 The front
Governments dur. trd steady
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NEW YORK. August 20.
Money easy, 11&@2.
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Money on call, easy, I15
Prime mercantile paper, 43z06]s.
Sterling exchange-4.S41l for sixty-dsy
bills, and 4.s722 for demand.
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New York General Markets

NRw YORK. August % -Hops-strong,
moderately active. Coffee-Options opened
barely tesdy, light business, closing steady.
Sales, q O00 bags; August, II. l5GI1 25: Sep
iember, lO95@I1.05: Octobei, lO.3oQ10 SIS;
spot kio, steady, quiet, fair; cargoes, AZ.
s0gar-ksw, firm; light demand; centrifu.
ga, &c test, 614; refined, in active demand,
firm. Copper -Quie stea1y; lake Is IS
Lead Unsettled, active: domestic, 4S2la.
Tin-Quiet steady; straits, q.
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Chicago Live sroon.
CHICAGO. August 20.
Cattle-Receipts, 1000; market slow; 10
lower; beeves, 6 O096 40; steers, O0S5 81:
stockeTs and feeders, 200 "a $50; Texas
sos.
Hogs-Receipts, 10000; higher; mixed,
6.OO@6 so heavy, 5. 95(G6.60 light. 595@6 So
Sheep-Receipts, 1000; slow; lower: ma
tives, 2SO(94.50: western shorn, 50(93 50;
Texans shorn, 00@3.S0
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Liverpool Grain.
LIVERPOOL, August 30
Wheat Strong; holders offer sparingly.
Gorn-Firm: holders offer spar ngly; new
mixed western, As lid per GENITAL
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California fruit Sales.

California Fruit Sales.
TCHICAeO, August 29-Montgomery & Co
sold four cars of California fruit.
Grapes-Muscat, 2.60; Tokay, 65.
Feaches-Salway, LILO; Orange cling, 0;
91 10: Honey cling l 10; Strawberry cling,
l 20; Freestone, l 20
Pears-Duchess, rs; B, Clairgeau, so;
Bartlett. 8 10G4.00.
The Earl Fruit Company sold one car
load of California fruit Except Ickwith
plums, fruit over ripe or in bad condition,
the prices were:
Pears-Mountain Bartletts, 2 Is; Beurre
Clalrgeau; / rs.
Peaches, go.
Plums-Golden drop, 80; Ickwith. l 40.
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FstroIe un.

NEw YORK, August q. Petroleum opened
stroag az 81, but after Slight advance, the
market reacted 10 9112 4 sharp advance
then carried the price up to 927s, after which
another reaction occurred, on which the
market closed steady at 921s
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Afternoon Railroad Stocks
Chicago Produce Market.

Chicago Produce Market.
CHICAGO. August %.
Wheat-Weak, lower; cash, 923s; septem-
Der, 9213; October, 9l54
Corn-Easy; Cash, As; September and Oc-
tober, ass.
oats-steady; cash, Is; September, 243s;
October, 245s.
Barley-Nominal
Pork-Lower; cash and September, APO;
Octoeer, lips.
Iaard-Cash, September and October,
9 5212
Eggs-Firm; Is.
AFTERNOON.
Rye-Firm, 81.
Barley-Nominal.
Whisky. 20.
Shoulders, 5OlG7 rs: short clear 5000
9.25: short ribs, S.40lGS 1919.
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LOCAL MARKETS.
WHOLESALE,

SALT LAKE CITY, August2s 1885.
Corrected Daily by Sears d Ltodts.)
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COMMERCIAL.
Bullion
Money Market.

New YORK, August 29.-Bar silver, I'M
changed
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WEATHER REPORT.
Reports received at Salt Lake City. Utah
on August 90. 1855 Wednesday, ate am i,
local time, or s a. N. 18th meridian time.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24

much tho road may want To pay, their
doing II Is out Of the question: Al
this moment clerk from the count
Ing room announced that a gentleman
was DESTROYS of seeing tho president
at once. My employer simply said,
SHOW him in and went on looking
over his books.
"a moment later n tall, dark haired
young fellow entered tho office. Ad.
dressing my employer, he said, mr..
q -----, | hardly think yon'll rcmem.
Der me, but my name Is Fisher, and |
am general manager of tho Nj rail.
road. You used TO do business with
my father 'Whatp exclaimed my
employer, rising. You are not the
son Of Yea interrupted the caller,
4 am the son of Colonel Fisher. My
father was killed at Antietam. Slncs
the war has closed have lsuccccded
him ~ general manager Of our road
II was my fathers dying wish, sir,
that every dollar of our obligations
incurred before the war should bc
paid, and that II my business with
you to-day. want n statement OF
our Indebtedness TO you, with SIX per
cent. intercst for the time II has rum
"Well, sir" continued the veteran,
tiny employer was, TO use n slang
phrsss, al! broke up but II did not
take him long TO tell the young
southerncr the amount he owed, and
Il YVES paid by check on the spot, too.
1 tell you this because II Ia only one OF
n number OF each instances | could rc-
late OF southern business men who
paid the ante war debts to northern
merchants, after the war was over. AS
a rule, sir, hare found them very
honorable people, sir" And here the
veteran blew his nose vigorously and
walked hurriedly away.-A. X.
Pritchard.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
WFtteR for The ArkansdIo Traveller.
THROUGH "A GLASS DARKLY.
BY CHARLES EUGENE BANKS.

There's many nobleman dwells in a cot,
The palace holds many clown;
And princes have beds of the tamarind bark,
While beggars have couches of down.
Brave kings,are in cotton. serfs glory in silk,
While slaves like an emperor show;
For the worth of title is stamped on the
heart,
But the world doesn't look at it so.
Here misers are prodigally iinging their gold
To spendthrifts who hoard in their wake;
There mumbles a rake in the gown of priest
To priest Ia the garb of rake.
Sweet saints there are living in novels of sin
And sinners In Sanctified Row;
The heart in the breast is the only true test
But the world doesn't look at so.
There are generals lying in graves unmarked
And prvates with monuments grand;
The ignorant stalk in the chambers of state,
But the quiet mind ruleth the land.
A shadow divergent each object of earth
O'ercasts from one sun in the sky;
And fancies are many as beings have birth,
But the one God ruleth on high.
So laugh at the title; that's only . sham,
And at caste-but a silver washed plate
Stuck up on the door of tenement grand,
Belonging to natures estate.
It's inmates are constantly changing and pass
Each year ont of sight, like the snow,
Whose gong but stirs up the filth of the
street
And the Savior will look at 1t so.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
ENTITLED TO IT.

At . minstrel show one Of the per-
formers was asked . question concern
ing his nationality.
~ am an Irishman."
"Where were you bornS"
.In Ireland"
Hereupon . well dressed man who
sat just behind the orchestra, arose and
handing the fellow = gold ring, aid !;
~Take this ring. You are entitled
TO IT,"
.How so2" the minstrel asked.
.Becsuse you did not seise m old
joke by its gray hair and drag It
across the stage because You with
siod . great temptstios-becsn = yon
stabbed . strong yesrning and 10
Trained from saying that you were
born In New York. Here, take the
ring"
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
SOLVED.

In the opera OF The Lady or the
Tiger" the mystery Is solved. II has
boon n puHzling surprise, throughout
the Engliah.speaking world, whether
the lady or the tiger would have come
out, but the question NO longer needs
10 puzzle any one. In tho opera tho
lady comes out aud, with COED reason,
too, for tho tiger haa bcen poisoned.
One night some time before tho
opera had solved the pcrplexing qucs-
tion, Mr., Frank Il, Stockton was re-
turning, In Washington, from a late
dinner. lilo had been merry during
the evening and, that no might enjoy
the ffcsh air, he refused to take cab.
The streets were deserted. Not oven
q policeman was 10 be seem under tho
tiIckering gas lamps. Suddenly Mr..
Stockton was seized from bchini. a
sack. which waa Immediately thrown
over his head, rendered his struggles
usclcsa. lie was lifted into hack
and was rapidly driven away. lie
knew that no was sitting between two
persons, Once ho said
why am treated thuAp"
A dep voice answered Hush"
The hack stopped, Mr.. Stockton
was lifted out. carried up n flight OF
stairs and into q room. llc was
placed In chair and tho Jack was rc-
moved lilo found himself confronted
by two desperate looking men. Both
Of them were armed with pistols.
do not STIR" aAid one OF them.
Are you going to murder mc9"
Mr.. Stockton gasped.
we hope not. but fear that we
shall be compelled to. Yon wrote
the story OF The Lady or the Tiger
did you not2"
Yea"
We'll, now. cir, tell us which came
out"
Mr.. Stockton groaned.
Gene" ss!d the man, cooking his
pistol. "o,s with H."
Can you not give me time 10
think"
mo, Yen have had too much time
for that purpose"
"But think Of my literary position.
II should give the snap sway--ex-
cuse tho slang what would magazine
readers think OF mefs
I'VE can't help that. Tell US or
your secret will die with you"
Now, gentlemen, turn your backs
while make the solemn disclosure. ]
have sworn 10 look no man In the face
and give away my secret. beg you
10 respect my OATH"
They turned their backs. Mr..
Stockton boited down the stairway
and escaped but, happily, tho opera
has answered the question.
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
AMONG PEN WORKERS.

al have an article I would like TO
sell you," said man, who went into a
managing editor'sroom.
"Look here" exclaimed the manag-
ing editor, wheeling about, "do you
know that you arc in extreme
dsnger?"
"Why so2"
Because you have come here to
give US an article stating the causes OF
Cleveland's defeat"
"Oh, no, haven't. I have paper
giving q multiplicity of facts relative
to bad drainage"
The astonished managing editor
sprang to his feet and, after placing q
gold chain about the visitors neck,
conducted him to q seat of honor,
bowed before him and said: "Most
high and mighty genius of original
ity, am thy slave"
Publisher TO managing editor)--
"Here Is q letter from q newspaper
man in Milwaukee, highly commend
Ing our cause"
Managing Editor-"When did you
get it?"
"To-day."
Tomorrow he will write another
one"
"Not on the same subject, Of course. y
"Oh, no; In the next one he will
ask for a situation on your paper"
A young lady went into the Office
of a literary magazine.
~ have pretty story" she said to
the editor. at Ia striking and strictly
original"
"Leave It," the editor groaned.
"Let me read 1t to you"
"Not If you value your lifsr' the
editor exclaimed.
"Sirp
81 said that l must 60 home to my
wife,"
"Well, let me tell you q part of the
story: A young girl Is working In a
hat factory. One day she stitches her
name in the hat"
"And atterwsrd meets the fellow
who buys the hat and marries him ~
the editor exclaimed.
"Oh, no. That night the factory
catches fire and IL burned up"
"What does no one rescue the hat
and marry the girlf"
"No.1
"Miss, your fortune IL made. We
want every thing You write. You
have done q great work for American
literature"
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24

bed. Sometimes, thinking that he
was rolling in the flowers, he would
beg the policeman not to get him.
One night he regained consciousness.
A bouquet lay on his pillow. He
looked at it and shuddered
"Won't the policeman get me?" he
gasped.
"No, darling"
He slept, but soon awoke. A grave
hooking s::::@=a turned away. A mother
sank upon her knees. Some one got
up and stopped the clock. The po-
lioeman did not get him.-Opie p.
Read,
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
EXPLAIN I'D.

On North Chicago cable car. Pas
senger Ito man who sta beside HIM
Don't you think that this IL the
worst cable system In tho country"
"No, do not"
"You surely do not mean that these
cars are we'll operated?"
"Yes, / do"
"Thats very singular. Where do
you liver"
ain this town."
"And think that this IL good
road7"
"Yes.n
"What business are you in1"
III am the manager Of the road"
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
OF COURSE HE COULDN'T.

On sleepiDg.car. Sleek looking
fellow Ito porter "Wbers's the
comb?"
Porier--"Isight thsre In that box. I"
~ can't find 1t. Are you sure 1t IL
In the box?"
"Yes, right there under your eyca.
Can't you seer"
"Of course ! can see and ri have
you 10 understand that don't want
any Of your impudence. You don't
know who am
.Wbo are your
II am q Chicago detective"
swell, then, I'll have 70 end the
comb Tor you
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
DID NOT GET HIM.

A woman. and a small boy were
walking in magnificent park. 1t was
at time when the flowers had just
attained their majority" The boy
reached out to pluck blossom. The
woman drew him back.
"Why don't you want me to have
it2" the boy asked.
Because, If you pluck 1t the police
man will get You"
"Does the policeman make 'em
grown"
"No."
"Who does then?"
"God makes them grow"
"And did God tell the policeman
not to let anybody pull 'em?"
"No."
"Then how does the policeman know
that God don't want anybody to pull
'em?"
"Oh, the policeman is simply put
nero 10 protect tnem.
"How protect them?"
"Why, to keep anybody from tax
ing them"
"Who put him here?"
"The city-or, rather, the park COM
missioners."
"What's a park commissioner"
"One OF the men who has charge of
the park"
allow has charge of it?"
"Now, look here, sir, want you to
hush. You worry the life out of me.
I'd rather have the nettle RASH"
"What's the nettle rash7"
"a sort of breaking out"
"How breakin' out9"
"Are you going to hush3" the wo-
man exclaimed, turning upon him.
"You are enough to drive anybody
crazy"
"What's crazya"
"Look here, sir, If you don't hush
Phi march you straight home and lock
you up. Are You going to hush,
say7"
"Yessum."
They walked on. After . while the
boy said:
@If I was to pull the big flower
would the policeman get me?"
"Yes.D
"And would he hit me II was to
pull little one?"
"Yes."
"a little, teincy one?"
aYes.0
aWhst would he do with me?"
"Take You down town and lock You
upf"
aWould you carer"
@Of course wouh.D
"Because you love me, don't your"
aYes.D
"You love me more than you do the
policeman, don't your"
"Look here, you little rascal, II you
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
HOW HE MANAGED IT.

Two friends who had not seen each
other tor some time, met In the corri-
dor o. : helei.
jackson, how arc you getting
along since your marriags7"
"First rste," Jackson answered.
~ didn't think you should" hts
friend replied, "when heard that you
hsd married postsss."
NYes, some Of my friends advised
me not to marry her, declaring that II
would Be impossible for NJ ITO get
along, bat ! do get along with her."
AHow do you nsansSe Il, Jackson7"
II praise her poetry
The Arkansaw traveler. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1882-1???, 1888-11-24
THE BEST WAY.

Merry" called On old negro, ad-
dressing bis wife, "gst yo' black Grape
an tie IL on de do .atcb. Quick, now,
10 It's too late"
A white man who happened 10 10
near asked II any ono wcrc dead.
"No, aah."
"Thsp why do you To craps 10 your
door Iatch7"
"Beesase," the old negro replied,
"yandsr comes or man dat ! owe.
when he eomss mp an sses dis Grape
hs'li think somebody's d<sd and won't
bodder me. After he goes erway, I'll
take II OF. Oh, I tell you dat dAr
Amt but ons way ter git eriong In dis
yere worp.S
"Apd what wsy h that71
"W'y, ssh, dat way Il ter git srlong
de bes' way you kin, an de bss way
fnr mo 1t de- present s ter put Grape
On my der