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The Appetite

May be increased, the Digestive organs
strengthened, and the Bowels regulated,
by taking Ayers Pills. These Pills are
purely vegetable in their composition.
They contain neither calomel nor any other
dangerous drug, and may be taken with
perfect safety by persons Of all ages.
I was a great sufferer from Dyspepsia
and Constipation. l had M appetite,
became greatly debilitated, and was con.
stantly afflicted with Headache and Dizzi.
ness. I consulted our family doctor, who
prescribed for me, at various times, with
out affordinG more than temporary relief.
1 finally commenced taking Ayers Pills.
In u short time my digestion and appetite
my bowels were regulated, and, by the
time l finished W boxes OF these Pills my
tendency to headaches had disappeared,
and l became strong and well. Darius
N. Logan, Wilmington, Del.
I was troubled, for over a year, with
Loss of Appetite, and General Debility.
fore finishing half q box of this medicine,
my appetite and strength were restored.
&C. o. Clark, Danbury; Conn.
Ayers PlllS are the DeSC medicine
known to me for regulating the bowels,
and for all diseases caused by a disordered
Stomach and Liver. l suffered for over
three years with Headache, Indigestion,
and Constipation. / had no appetite, and
was weak and nervous most of the time.
BY USING
three boxes Of Ayers Pills> and, at the
same time dieting myself, I was COM
pletely cured. Ny digestive organs are
now in good order, and I I'M in perfect
health.-Philip Lockwood, Topeka, Hans.
Ayers Pills have benefited me wonder
fully. For months / suffered from Indi-
gestion and Headache, was restless at
night, and had a bad taste in my mouth
every morning. After taking one box Of
Ayers Pills, all these troubles disap-
peared, my food digested well, and my
sleep was refreshing - Henry C. Hem
menway, Rockport, Mass.
1 was cured Of the Piles by the use of
Ayers Pills. They not only relieved me
Of that painful disorder, but gave me in
creased vigor, and restored my health
John Lazarus, St. John, N. B.
Ayers Pills,
Prepared by Dr.. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists and Dealers in Medicine.
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The Heirs Will Stay at Home +:
Friend Ito lawyer)-How about that
will case you have been c~ontesting for
the Simpson heirs, Blanki
lawyer won it for them.
Are you going away for the aum-
nerf"
eyes; Europe. / sail next week.
Teas 6iftings.
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Weekly Weather.Crop Bulletin
OF THE LOUISIANA WEATHER SERVICE.

NEW ORLEANS, September l, 1888.
The weather conditions during the
past week have been unfavorable to
all crops throughout the State, except
in the parishes Of Union, jackson,
Bienville and Webster in the north
central part Of the State. Rain fell on
an average of from four to five days,
the weekly amounts averaging 2.36 in
ches in the cotton region of the State,
and 2.55 inches in the sugar aud rice
region, and being distributed as fol-
lows: Farmeryille Ito, Minden 81,
Monroe 5.O4, Vernon LIS, Liberty Hill
50, Shreveport 1893, Keachi 3.54,
Vicksburg $40, Point Pleasant 1.SO,
Coushatta 1.2S, Natchitoches &c, Tri-
nifty 2.40, Alexandria 3.S7, Marksville
1.O7, Cheneyville LA, Clinton $50,
Amite 400, Baton Rouge 1882, Maure-
pas 2.9s, Vaudeville 1.34, New Orleans
LOS, Donaldsonville 3.46, Grand Co.
teau 1874, Lafayette 200, New Iberia
4.30, Abbeville .46, Des Lignes 4.O2,
Port Eads 2.3S.
The temperature and sunshine have
been below a seasonal average, the de-
partures being least in the southern
section.
EXTRACTS FROM OBSERVERS REPORTS.
Farmerville-Crops good, but are
now having too much rain.
shreveport-Propogation Of cotton
worms very marked.
Vicksburg-Decidedly unfavorable
weather for crops.
Vernon-Good rain on 18th first in
six weeks.
Liberty Hill-Rain too late except
for late cotton which has not entirely
stopped blooming. Amount for July
aud August 4.OS.
keachi-More rain than desirable.
Point Pleasant-Showery weather
greatly interfering with picking.
MonrOe-Owing to excessive rains
for past week cotton has suffered ma
terially. Estimated damage p per
cent.
Trinity-Unfavorable weather, rain
all week.
acknowledgements and excess
siye rains during week.
Marksville-The crops of this pa
IRISH (Avoyelles) have lost fully Is per
cent during the past week owing to
daily rains after the late storm. Esti-
mate only half q cotton crop. Sugar
holds its own; rice about 10 per cent
less than last year.
Clinton-Continued rains adding
more loss to cotton and corn.
Baton Renge-Continued rains do
ing much damage to cotton and corn.
Grand Coteau-Too much rain for
cotton picking. No worms.
Mandeville-No farm work; ground
ilferslIy soaked. Hay good.
Aaurepas-Tee much rain cane
Crews slowly 50 per cent corn lost by
steEM~
Donalds0nville-Corn blown down
by storm, suffer: fnsm rain, causing it
to rot or sprout. foav;ne hay rapidly !
rottinG.
New IAeria-Contianed rains are
running the eropa
Jeanerette-Rain daily cane shows
some improvement; but conditions I'M
corn and cotton unfavor-
able rice poor.
Des Lignes-Cane recovering Rice, |
corn and pea vines materially injured
from excessive rains. Young rice do
ing well.
Abbeville-Cane suffers less than
other crops. r. E. KERKAM,
Signal Corps, Director.
Cat Un-n |
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A Short Stop: Passenger-Do we
stop long enough at the next station
to eat 4 sandwich
Conductor-No, sir; we only stop
twenty minutes.-LiE.
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Ayers Pills.,

Prepared by Dr. J. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by oil Druggists and Dealers in Medicine.
Der wanderer. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1867-1957, 1888-12-13

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tuns zines SdeHelbmfmals in bieiiser
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MIrttem q.

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Sdienenreinis r Der Maihtne itieBen
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bios Der redte Mrm absefabren. Die
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miro felt s Sagen permibt. Oa ber=
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banoelt, baB Die 5dwiesermutter be-
reits aeitprben tit, wdbreno Der 80
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A Petition to the worlds Rulers

The following petition addressed 30 the
governments Of the world, has been circu
lated by the w. G. 7. T.:
We your petitioners, although belonging
70 the physically weaker sex, are strong of
heart 20 love our homes, our native land,
and the worlds family of nations
We know that clear brains and pure hearts
make honest lives and happy homes, and
that by these the nations prosper, and the
time Is brought nearer when the world shall
be at Ueace
We know that indulgence in alcohol and
opium ard ln other vices which disgrace
our social life make misery for all the world,
and most Of all for w and for our children.
We know that Stlmulants and opiates ara
sold under legal guarantees which make the
governments partners n the traffic, by ac-
cepting as regeuue portion Of the profits, and
we know with shame that they are often
forced by treaty upon populations, either
ignorant or unwilling.
NeEnow that the law might do much, now
left undoue, 10 raise the moral tone OK so
cietv and nder vice difficult.
We have no power 20 prevent these great
inuuities beneath which the whole world
groans. but YOU have power 70 redeem the
honor OF the nations from an indetenslble
complcity.
We therefore come Co you with the united
voices OF representative women OF every
land heseech ny you TO raise the standard OF
the law 70 that OF Christian morals, 10 strip
away the safeguards and sanctions ot the
state from the drink traffic and the opium
trade and to protect our homes by the tutal
prohibition OF these curses OF civilization
throughout all the territory over which
your government extends.
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How Homes nrc Wrecked

a brief dispatch in the Da1y NetrS throws
another nigh light on n social OWL which,
while IL works untold misery, IL almost en-
tirely disrcgarded or ignored A prominent
citizen OF Kansas city applies for n divorce
from his wife and the mother Of his children
ON the ground Of confirmed and ncurable
drunkenness. The unfortunate woman nd
mts the Justice - the action ani only pleads
IN extenuation that She contracted the love
for liquor by taking It at first a. a medi.
cine.
Tine physician who so prescribed it has a
heavy account 10 render pt some bar either
here or hereafter And there are numbers
of others equally culpnblo IN every com
munity. Ira Chicago hundreds Of homes
have BEEN desolated through this medical
crime which is not lin tel % prescribing
whisky. but oil forms Of stimuants and in
toyicants either chloral, hashets sh. NOR
phine, bromldia, etc.
The dipsomannc is bad enough. but the
slave Of the opium habit or choral il in
flnitely worse There is nothing too de-
grading, no trick or art which human in.
genuity can invent, no crime even. toe
monstrous. 30 which the devotees of thess
Internal drugs Will not resort 20 obtain the
stimulant, narcotic, or intoxicnnt And in
immensely the greater proportion they have
been led 10 their terrible fate by the pre
scription OF the family doctor.
a writer in the September number Of ths
Popular Science Nonfhiy, describing how
tho opium habit is acquired, suggests certain
means OF preventing the spread of that form
OF this social evil We would extend his sug
gestion so as TO include alcoholic liquor, a.
well as opium, and require that no pre-
script on calling for any OF this class o
agents should be filed more than once by q
druggist without having the doctor specially
renew the prescription This would un
doubtedly do much 20 check the spread o.
these enslaving and insidious habits =
Chicd1o NstCs
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Temperance News and Notes.


Louisville, KY, has six saloons To each
church.
a vile drink called pekoe has been intro.
duced into Marseilles, and is circulating over
France. The man who introduced IL has
made big fortune.
In the country at large we spend SOD OOO,- =
600 year for strong drink and only -, 500
900 Tor home and foreign missions In New
York city there are 10000 saloons, but only
800 places of worship
Beer is still King in England. According
20 the latest parliamentary returns, $500 900
was received for beer licenses in England last
year. aud as an indication OF where the prof
It's so IL Is announced that Lord LauSdowne
has lust sold three of his finest pictures, two
liembrandts and a Cuyp, for $50, 0c0, to Sir
arthur ltuinneSs, who has made his money
IN brewing beer,
The temperance people Of New Hampshire
are taking advantage of the ''nuiSan'e act"
passed by the Legislature last winter, to
mako the country very uncomfortable for
lluuor dealers. The act declares that any
building, place or tenement that is resorted
u or used for the illegal sale or keeping for
sale OF spurious or malt liquors. wine or
cider, shall TO considered common
nuisance The prosecution began almost as
soon Us the act went into effect, aud has Leen
such as TO greatly alarm the saloon ele-
ment" The number OF voters REQUIRED Ia
secure an injunction against a saloon, was
found IN nearly all the large towns and cities,
and IN many OF the smaller ones As con
sequence, the liluor nulsance has been abated
IN many sections OF the STATE.
Reports Just published show that M, ,74s.-
s14 gallons OF malt iquor were drank in this
country during the fiscal year of 1881, nearly
all OF which was produced in this country
The per capita now reaches los gallons al
most eight times what II was in 1850.
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utilizing the snn,s Ileat RaIs.

One of the most interesting and prac-
tlca methods of utilizing the heat Of the
sun is that recently invented by Pro-
lessor Morte, of salem, Mass. The AZ
rangemyut consists OF IL shallow box, the
bottom of which is Of corrugated iron,
and the top of glass. This is placed
outside the building, in such position
that the sun shines directly upon il.
The hcatrays OF the sun pass through
the glass aud are absorbed by the ron,
heating it toa high temperature, and by
u system OF ventilation a current OF air is
passed through the apparatus aud into
the room to be heated. by this means
the air has been heated on sunny days to
about ninety degrees, Fahrenheit, by
passing over the iron.
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4 Cure for Sleeplcssncss

The terrible evil Of insomnia has go
many different sources that the utmost
we can hope from any single artItCc Is 90
afford relief from 10 under one special
form. | venture 90 think have hit upon
a plan which thus remedies a very com
mon not m aggravated kind of sleep
lessuess and, with your permission, viii
Cainavor To make your readers who may
be fellow sufferers shArers in my little
discovery.
1t is now, believe, generally accepted
that our conscious, daylight thinking
processes are carried on IN the sinister
half of our brains. O., in the lobe
which controls the action OF the right
arm and .cg. POndcring on the use Of
the dexter half %. The brain possibly N
all unconscious ccrcbration, and Il what
so"vcr may DE genuine of the mysteries
Of plnyhcttc Ind -prife rappiug II came
tO the .Uuc.u-Iou shared no doubt by
many otnrr better uuai.Hcd inHurcIs.
that we dream with tins lobe, and that
ruc m,astc, immoral, prltc.tlkr char
uuiur ul dreams I-. in some WAY. trace
able to hat fact The practica. inference
then struck me- ro bring back ccp when
lost, Ne mus, luict the conscious. lAuE-
ing, IuI-t.r sdgul Iur rains aud Huug
into activity only the dream side, Inc
dexter lobe. 70 TO thIs, the only plan
/ could irvlsc was tO compel myself fo
Dut ls.Uc every waking thought, oven
suUthi"w and pleasant ones, and every
effort ul daylight memory, such us ID mt
ing num1r.s or the repetition ID, easy
lowing verses, rhc latter having been my
not wholly unsuccessful practice for
many wears. Instead Oi all ms, [ saw ]
must think of 4 dream, Inc more recent
the better, and 20 over and over he
scene It presented. Armed with his ldcu,
the next time found myself awakening
aJ or O'Clock IN the morning, instead
Di merely irving 10 Danish painful
Thoughts und Jcpcaung, Is was my habit,
hat recummondabic soporlc, paradise
and the PERI reverted nj once 10 he
dream from which hau awakened, aud
tried 10 20 on with Il. N . moment ]
WAS asleep, And rom that moment the
experiment, often repeated, has scarcely
ever failed. Not seldom tho result IS
sudden rs the fall Of . curtain, and seems
like q charm. A friend to whom | have
Coniidcd my little discovery tells me that
without any preliminary thourlllng about
The IoDos OF the brain she had Int upon
he same plan to produce sleep, aud had
found il wonderfully eliicacious.
should be very glad TO hear if other
sufferers can obtain the precious boon in
the same way. The evils OF prolonged
Nakcfuness and of the drug-taklng to
which It's victims are too often driven are
alike so terrible that / make no apology
.or Offering my humble contribution Of
QUO more harmless remedy 10 obylate
them. - LOnl0H Spectator.
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The saloon Hooks the Mny,

Father COnaty, in the cours OF An address
ba.ore the Catholic Total Abstinence uiou.
in Boston, said, The saloon bio KS our way.
intellectually, morally and politically. 1t
blasts intellect, SaPs morality AMI deliles
politics. IL is the one thing IN our community
which cannot allege mans good as a reason
tor lts existence. We are gathered in Boston.
in the home OF the great anti-slavrry move
ment, under the shadow OF the great sntft OF
liber y, proudly boastlng OF our title OF
American treemen. We are here as the
representatives OF "A still higher form vi
liberty battling against slavery worse than
that OF white over black or car over serE
In the name OF liberty We appeal 10 al men
10 enter our RANKS and DO tree. We appeal
10 all who love home and would save IC from
the hSnd that threatens IT,, we appeal 10
labor IN the great struggle in which IL - en-
gagged; we appeal 70 woman, who suffers
more than any QUE in the home cursed by in
temperance, We appeal 70 all lovers OF the
liberties OF our glorious country; We appeal
To all who value humanity.
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Young Mr. Banks weighs triGc over
two hundred pounds and is somewhat
sensitive about it. lie was calling on
his girl the other evening when she said
naively:
"Oh, Mr.. Banks. would you just rs
leave sit in this easy chair as in that
rocAerr
Certainly, certainly" replied Banks
calamity, as he changed from one chair
50 tho other
"Oh, thanks" she murmured, you
are very kind. have an atlas full of
such lovely ferns under the cushion of
that easy chair, and you -"
Good night, said Banks stiDy, as
he walked away, never, never, never to
return. - Time.
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TEMPERANCE READING.



merry crowd, n careless throng.
where 10 inling glasso& ~ 3 aud song
Filled ny the hours.
There gathered rough and bearded men,
And fair-faccd boys. within that den
OF Satans powers
One came as often as the rest.
To share the flowing wine AMI Jest,
With reckless air,
AS IL pursued by fiends within
lie sought the pace where drink and din
Soon banshed care.
One night the usual glass was poured,
Amid the ievels songs encored
by those who heard:
Tho poison almost finds his lips
When from his hand tho goblet slips,
without word.
A muttorei oath--a dogged mir
a sudden lula genera stare
1hen loud aud clear
He spoke; "Fill mo another glass;
My nerves are shaky-let IL pass
Here's 10 all here
He lifted up the glass again.
But set II down and ficed the men
Who sat around.
Boys" and his voice was hoarse with dread
III cannot drink that glass, he said
a sudden sound.
Like smotherel laughter th.n his faco,
All stern and white, subdued the place,
All silence fell
''l cannot drink 10. for there lies
within it, depths a pair Of eyes,
Like heaven and hell
81 cannot drink IL. for there swims
A face above the foam that brims--
The face Of one
Whose heart would ache 20 see me here:
Whose henrt would break, | am so dear;
Boys, | am done
"Done with the poison; here's my hand;
And with Gods help mean 70 stand
By all | say:
And stand 10y her whose dear face lies
Between me nnd the reveres
| leave today
Emma L. yndon. ~ Detroit Free Press.
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lust Mhni nc Mnnicd.

Beautiful Girl at dog aucior e.
"Why papa, there are no nice English
pugs here.
Father see Guess We have got into
the wrong place. But what magnificent
watch dog, they have here. What breed
is that handsome animal, Nr DO Brute"
Experienced neaier-"ile is - Cross
between bulldog aud tiger hat
dog, sir II gwen The word would
swallow a dude 10 one gu,p.
Father quickly take him. -.
Philadelphia Ae.Ort.
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stool once moro on the dear old beach

j stool once more on the dear old beach
Where we'd parted the year before,
And sitting there in the self.same spot
saw my love once more.
The dress she wore was tho one loved,
a simple gown Of white,
And ! asked myself "When she put IL on
Did she. know | would come ton ghtp
The moon shone bright as closer drew,
And knelt mt her feet on the sand
Where told her how | had loved her long,
An i ventured TO take her hand.
With silvery laugh she raised her head,
And then, oh, horrible shock
j saw tmt twas only Rosales maid
In Rosaie's last years frockl
-Cornsnd Redmond, "a Life.
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ABottle Told the TaIe.

As the northbound passenger train on the
Columbia and Port Deposit Railroad was
passing Cold Spring, Penn, one mornlng 70,
Gently, tho body Of a man was discovered
lying ON the roalbed The tram stopped and
the train hands found tho body badly muti-
lated. The head WAS severed from ths body,
from the feet and the body otherwise cut up.
Close by the body was lying an empty bot
tic. The clothing Of the man was Of good
material, and it is thought no was not "a
tramp Tue man is supposed TO have been
run over by "A southbouud freight train
aoout midnight, The empty boltlc is no
doubt, u satisfactory explanation of the
cause OF the accident
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Young Mr. Hooking AT 70 Cincinnati
soiree musicale Professor Bclrstadt
seems TO no at his best tonight, Miss
OycrJherine.
Miss Oycrtherlne-"He is divine,
adorable
Mr.. Hooking "lou are fond Of
music
Miss Overtucruc "pnsslonately, nr.
Hooking have saJ here ma "a perfect
trance OF dreamy enjoyment until my
sausage is quite cold.
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lnfn,l.

A spark Of the ire OF genius that kin
iles enthusiasm.
Feathers from the wings OF the i'm
agInatlon.
Spokes from the wheel of fortune.
A drop of the distilled altar OF the
flowers Of rhetoric.
A cheese made out Of the milky whey.
A bucket Of pure water from the wells
of despair
Cement for split sides after reading
the above Jokes, -Lue.
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what MIlHn Do with IL,

Il have nothing for YOU TO eat my
good man, said the young wife, "but
If you need any clothes here Is gar
ment Of my husbands that You may
have. He has several others Ike III lnd
doesn't need this
The tramp looked lt the elaborate
yellow and green dressing gown, ON
brodercd with blue roses and red hum.
ming birds. and walked Of slowly,
scratching his head in dalcd manner
- ChicagO I'rtbtHc.