The Grenada gazette., 1888-05-12
a RACY BOOK.
scintillatlng With Sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth.
Nes York Letter,


Chap. l. "Has Malaria goes to Florida
Chap. Ii. "Ogerworked;' goes to Europe.
Chap. III. HAS Rheumatsm;" goes to Ems
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor.
have read deal Of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained in the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. sus,
spect the experience portrayed is personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you a synopsis:
"Malaria' as it states, lis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude of Ill feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care to In
vestigate. 1t is also cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure. When they ad-
wise their patient to travel or that ne has
overworked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria. it is confession Oh
ignorance or Of inability"
"The patient goes abroad. The change is
q tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes
home Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleepIessness, lrrlta-
bility, tired feelings, and general undtness
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless Of all human
feelings.
at is muscular.-in his back. Articular
in his Joints. Inhammatory, my how he
fears it will fly to ais heart!
"Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, Of course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his business
"Better for a few days. Returns. After
while neuralgia transfXes him. He
bloats; can not breathe; mas pneumonia;
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side
Is fretful; very nervous and irritable; Is
pale and fabby; has frequent chills and
levers; everything about him seems to &c
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters ur
courage and demands to know what il kill
ing him!
"Great heaven" he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignorance"
"Because," said the doctor, " read your
fate five years ago. thought best to keer
you ignorant of the facts"
He dismisse his doctor, but too late His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes of him!
The other day a well known Wall Street
banker SAD 10 me III Is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming
Two of my personal friends are now dyin9
| of IT, But it is not incurable am certain
| for my nephew was recently cured whel
his physicians said recovery was impossible
The case seems to me to be wonderful
one," This gentleman formerly repre-
sented his government in foreign country
| He knows, appreciates and declares tn
value Of that preparation, because hi
pephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consu
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable whe
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun
Eyes" said his father, II was very skel
teal, but since taking that remedy the bo.
is we'll"
happen to know what it was that cure
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexe
Morgan g. Co.'S, told me that 1t was tina
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero of the book cure
himself by the same means
can not close my notice better than
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an exper
ence as have portrayed, do not put you
trust in physicians to the exclusion of ott
er remedial agencies. They have no monol
oily over disease and personally know thf
many of them would far prefer that thel
patients should go to Heaven direct frol
their powerless hands than that they shoul
be saved to earth by the use Of any "uI
authorized means.n