New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-18
TUE riLH or TIE DIR

In eaifornia March first the al va, fragrant
with Gorcl~. aud the birds vcia oanlln- Win glad.
b,causo the -prhs had come, Is" cofIcs p"ndent
say..
THAT fam conc YOU .""nl 20 h" snoring at.
sir Sahl TIE Indignant ait.t. vi ci al 500. IL
IT, generally onn,d.iel a nun painting. Allow me
20 ask ynn II You az faaila. vlii, worn, o. ar
who was io6Ring iii,ousl rie studio With hi, WIFE
bm l hnow sQmetius about ne WORKS Of nliur
lom the ground hy p.tin; ont her forrfc'f H.
yoi are doug s"ncihng ihai nature never dI.
CONF. Nancy, lcia 10. a. hlcasn Lrinun'
I, the san Diego bonn subsidiug' Real estate
dealers II that town NOW ofrcr TO sell land by HE
acre instead vi by the conventional font foot
IN Nchrah la there arc. LEGAL HOLIDAYS established
iy statute.
The storm la, week dcvcop'd Tine fact that
some NJ the worst hrutc- unhung are "a he found
the drivers al trucks, coal wagons aud delivery
wagons. Whom flrir vehicles lot stuck IN a snnw
drft. frm which dozen hoIscs could no, have exn
cat-l them. ttrsc ncnds In human form lashsl tho
poor animals entrusted IA their until they weir
tlrrd their whips broke much thr Society for
The Prevention ~ Cruelty Animals has already done,
much more remains to be- done II {, great pity
that the whipping post could not bc revived for these
monsters.
Ma Change Necessary An exquisite. leading a dog
by siIlns lnmEri up a. a Ticket ONCE Of ra!i"ai
station, and injured " Must a" take 'p"clal
ticket for puppy 80 No travel a..
ordinary pa scgrr7 VIZ Tho rply.-t ullegiac Jour
nal.
Their Is great deal Of talk Just about The
declining power Of the pulpit. The fact f.. It isn't
tho pulpit which IS dcclung; but great many people
declining 10 listen To H. The pulpit, probably,
was never stronger than 1t Is to day
A -cicrrs' says: Il have picked M hundels of
live wasp,. holding my breath at the moment that
the wasp was Sap a. a ha,e YsrgF ss. S m
who picked up l>c wasp held his br'a'h for fear
he ,o "q GSI be T., '1 da ia% % Imahor ~" 'V
In tho right Place. lN,rr,to"h Herald
Charlie, Eliot Norton Is pcsslm site. As compared
with century ago he says that there Is proper.
tonacly less sold Learning. less zeal and aldor for
tho b. atana lc culture, lc earnest surviving for
the real bread Of life What Is called popular Ell.
perhaps sufficient for the mere business OF
He for the practice OF The arts of livelihood bat
broad enough to d-ciplin. and enlarge the mind.
cultivate the taste, quicken the imagination and
noble tho character There Ii In the public schools
almost training OF the judgment or of the faculties
of obscr, alton and reason, no inrulcaton OF II
Of re- possibility for seltlmpuvcmcnt.'
The IIor,e Thief Detective Associations Of III nols,
twenty five I'm number, have Just met in Champaign,
and have organized a grand lodge of the fraternity
10 lie knnwn a. tho Illinois State Detective Asso.
citation The association will cooperate with sim
ilar associations In other states
At the Bali. Young Lady dccldcdly drcnletc-
Good evening Mr. Gray-you don't know me,
guess
old Gentleman" No--er what This can't be
Joe Barh"r's daughter, Fanny
Yes. It is. | have changed some since you
last
You have. indeed Fanny. You've grown quite
cat Of your gown, declare ."-(IIoston Transcr pt.
\ Southern California tourist writes: The Posimas-
ter Democratic, Of course burns up the papers that
sent here and the poor tourists consider themselves
lucky II they get their letters
II may interest fastidlous letter writer's To know
that the very SWEETEST mourning paper used By the
elite OF France eight by five inches, aud has
a black border half inch Wide Tho envelopes
measure four and quarter by five and thrcequarter
inches.
II Is said that Shakespeare. tho now postmaster of
Kalamazoo. Is very fond of bacon.
Apropos Of the theory that red haired girls and white
horses always fo I've found In close pro ximy "A Troy
lady tells amusing story. A gentleman seated I'm q
hOrhc car was looking out Of the window when bo
caught sight of u white horse Instantly turning
no gazcd curiOusly about tho we'll filed car but az
startled "a handsome young lady with auburn loo ks
who had caught on to tho Incident smilingIy re-
marked. at tho same timo pointing to horseff Oh
you needn't look any further. I'm here" The
mnidcns wit ~ bright as tho hue OF her hair
And by tho way, has anybody observed that red
haired girls AS y rule among tho wltteSt aud
smarest vt bAlr snKi-lIroy Tines