The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-12-16
HUuOES Oh NE DAY.

business fl had remained single
.lenx-A wife does come hsniy. that's
q fac', when fellow wants iO save bis
property -Terre Haute EXpross
A mind resder announces that be can
find a pin or needle hidden anywhere
near the hotel where he Is stopping All
the landlord wants him 10 DO is 10 hni
the amount of bis board blll.-New Or
leans Picayune.
The son Of wealthy shoem iker might
appropriately be referred 90 As BIS father,
sole heir Rochester Post-Expres3
II pretty girl doesn't want 20 be
winked a., she ought 90 keep -ieaiias,ly
away from the soda fountain -Somer
Vile Journal
The car window and the oyster are
both hard 10 open.-BosiOn Blilein.
Eldie-And ga Santa Claus really
bring tina, big rocking morse down the
chimney
Mamma suppose so, Eddie That's
what they say.
Eddie leyeing ihe stoyepir0-Gocd
gracious. mamma How DC must nav,
grown since it came down Judge
Old Lady 20 grocer's boy-Wha
msk's the price on them poit oes so stid.
boy
Grocer's Boy-lis because there's so
ma b starch 10 EN-, mum -Liiei
AZ the New York acht Club There's
iae most remarkable man who has been
elected into The club this year
Indeed And thV
lie owns yacht Lilo
What beautiful Ngnor Hlek ihai IS.
Mrs Surplice Solid gold
Yes. isn't 1t pretty
Where did You ger 70
I won 10 at the rsiiis ln our church iair
last wees.-JeWe.ler, Weekly
What is The weather report This morn
ing nay dear Clear garmcr-s0ulh.
erly winds. Anastasia lis, -0r You
may get my ulster. nay overshoes ani mf
umbrella ready pat at-w extra shovel
luls OF coal on the furnace Gre close fhf
damper AMI tell the ice man moi i0 leave
any ice odsy Harper Weesly
am opposed 10 alI games OF chsnce
said Rawsoh
Ana yet you got married sail law
son.
le- snd that's wA} I am S. strongly
0pp0sedto EN-
Wfe-What afe son reading John
Husband-A story about fellow who's
trying 90 get divorce
Does be get fl
haven't got that far yet lu, I guess
be does The case is called Triumph OF
me higlI
The rei-haired girls hair Is unieniab.l
her own, and That l. so.endit point in
u 5 i'Yor No'nins lA3i j. I q. ], ana lI.'
en P'ss''f DE Ugly "''a'e''"''
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George dear Nhai heauliidi Diamond
butterfly IL LOOKS ready TO if.
j don. see "hy % wants .o ff gf0"'t,
George Heaven know MS hltn enough
mo-" --' :" ''''. ''AI
one OF you boys have been stealing
fa's'ns again } nave i"HNA zoe -t'la ''
me uoor. ID. j one % you Nae
iommy-lt wasn't me. ] .w.lio"ed iA,
seeds 10 mine. scranton Truth
BiIly-Olr teacher don'tihump us boy
on the heat nos When -ne Sees us Wm-
prIing fa-N by non bly Because
she thinks we ate whispering about ihc
Christmas present we are going % give
her-leXas siiiings.
civ Fditor-fu your notice of the bsl.
did you speak Of li-- Blanket lenr,bs
society EIi.ress-Yes. sir. I con.dnr
yerv well sneak Of ber I'm apv ofherwsy.
she's six feet Washington Post
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proving wonderfully as rs dancer. Dom
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ing EN- then -PhiIafcIplia Record
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coii.d f"r o. oi.s.ofcfier 7, ues,f.e.I
on tbe counter before him and he look
sin. assumed look of deem disgust ana
backed II.
Anvthinp wronqf caerlei the bar.
tender.
Yes, sil lrs working
les, it has worked ehule
Yes, ST. and / cont want 10 sil ANY
burned thing that Will work When IL ain {
Obliged To- can { get no encouragement
rom lsis cA, 6.,, 5i no We -eon 'ne
io''1 vi ''--D9.'o'' ''' } ''''
A French electrician claims ilai DEE
win soon De able 10 produce o thunder
storm wherever and whenever 10 is de-
sired This iemind8 us 81 that ancient
negro melody
heard wmbIus ln She sAy
l, .s.'' ,' ,.'f ',''''l l s.s.,
ItleaAv i-a wonder
ne gamin used 90 speak WIN TUNED up no-e
,.t o ,'.... a-6 son., t. ei.' b. .ss.,
The fruit Vii sou b. On he Christmas dee
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