The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-11-15
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Rome Matched great deal of mischief
when she sat on her seven hills.
The base ball batter will soon give
way to the buckwheat batter.-Pitts-
berg Chronicle.
Gilded five cents are going for five
dollar gold pieces, but DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup needs no gliding to make it go,
Scientific farming is simply farming
according to the best light that is
thrown on the subject by what is now
known about it.-Prdirie Farmer.
81 never see Maria sewing. She is a
very indolent woman, is she not ?"
"Yes, she is too lazy even to thread
the streets. boston Gazette.
"Miss, said a joker to a young lady,
"what pity that you are not a MIR
ror."
"Why so p
Because you would be such good
looking LASS
1t is an old belief that an animal that
goes into winter quarters fat is half
wintered. Perhaps there are none OF
our domestic animals to which this say
ing is more applicable than to sheep.
We have heard many of our old
friends say that Salvation Oil cured
them of rheumatism. Those who have
not tried it should do SO. Our druggists
sell it for twenty-five cents bottle,
Time required. --Husband-"It takes
you half an hour or more to find your
pocket, doesn't it I"
Wife (sweetly)-Yes, about that, John,
dear, but it takes you longer than that
at times"
Brown-'So your girls father showed
you the door ?"
Jones-"He did"
Glow did you feel over it 7"
"Well, l felt put out"
A little boy was taken sick for the
first time and the doctor with much
ceremony made him swallow powder
Papa" said the boy minute later
"ain't it time was taking the Sho
now ?'-Pltck.
He-''My darling, you must be mine
l yearn for you every day"
She-"That's all right, but what wan
to know is, will you earn for me every
day after we are married."
Longeyity-I should say longevity die
run in the family" said Mrs. Spriggins
"Why, John was six foot two, Bill wal
six foot four, and George, he had NOR
longevity than any man l ever see. HI
was six foot seven if he was foot. "
Hdrper'S Bazaar.
Potatoes will not grow If dug anC
planted Immediately after maturity il
the summer. 1t is said that they will
grow freely, however, if exposed to thu
rays OF the sun, in warm place, as OF
the roof of building, for ten days or 81
before planting. In Tennessee farmer
sometimes grow a second crop of fail
sized tubers in this way.
A street pavior in Lanark being a
work was accosted by the minister Of
the parish as he was passing with thu
usual salutation of your busy, Thorn
as "Yes, replied Thomas. I'm jus
striving, as far as | can, to max the
folk gang straight, SIR" The minister
observed that he had been engaged II
a work of a similar nature for these five
and thirly years with very little success
"Ah, but, sir" says Thomas, ye're nc
near sac muckle on your knees as
am"
The breath of chronic catarrh pa
tient is often so offensive that he cannot
go into society and he becomes an OBJ
ject of disgust. After time liberation
sets in, the spongy bones are attacked
and frequently, entirely destroyed. A
constant source of discomfort is the
dripping of the purulent secretions into
the throat, sometimes producing invet
crate bronchitis. which in its turn has
been the exciting cause of pulmonary
disease. The brilliant results which
have attended its use for years past
properly designate Ely's Cream Balm Of
by far the best, if not the only real cure
for hay fever, rose cold and catarrh.