New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-09-08
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Twenty five lively crccodi.cs recently cscapcd ,n,.
the rvcr Elbc from an African sailing vessel Tho
crocodilcs arc thought TO be enjoying their new
home very MUCK but tho German small boys Who
live along the banks Of the river are unhappy be-
cause they can't 90 IN swimming
some sound AdvIcc-Customcr On resiaurann-
G mmo some br0led chicken, waiter, and as I'm In
big hHry, sou he'd better bring IL cold
Watcr-If yusc in big hurry, san, wud advise
so h. take it hot.
Crs'omer-Why?
W2tcr-Essc III taxi CT long time TO dat chicken
to cool, sah.-iIAe Epoch
When young doctor cts up in town tie first
thing hc docs Is put Dr. after his name, and the
ncxt thing he wants 10 % IS 10 put the abbre-
Walton after the names Of all the nha5itans
Misunderstanding Indignant Cltizcn-when I
bought tits los. yon told n' lhat WIN itIe tlsln-
Ilof.c Drs,.l~ Md - be " y!
6itizcn-I tri,d aim Yesterday, and he was seven-
teen minute tro..ias mile
Hose Dcal,r-Ol, | didn't mean race-track,
frlcnd. meant sirectca. rach-tTm me-
The young doctors always tel you with great
deal of pride that they belong % the medical profess
SION but the Old fellows VINO have got there are more
fond of referring to their mcdc- practice.
THAT JINGO MESSAGE
III twls, tho British l.aY's ta
I'll make the Caruchs ~ re,
We've got 10 fish, and il'f ~ alt
By lingo. boys you bear ne
I'll pile the Garth with English dad,
II you viii all stand ncaf me-
And capture every Isish vote
BY lingo, boys, you hear ne.
I'll crush the Senate .. blow,
And those who always "r ne;
III make 1 break rs part; nock,
~ lingo, boys, you nal iIe'
had not though 70 ca,l turn
Tha. would as this eH-c3f re,
But Providence protects ,,- 'fh,
b. lingo, boys, 3oi Lear i-r'
Now le, US all r,jo!cr and sing.
Ard Democrats come l'lf ia',
II ! come back sou iGk' TIE caltA-
b. lingo. boys, you J.. ~ re- ~
-IN -LlNEtn 't' r.
'n.rc {, another extract + ON thu amusing southern
,...dv ON The Quick or tp leaG'; "sll~y no
{ u's heavy w.u so.rJw-or soHcta.Hs-r'-
,.... tie dawn OF those Aulora-ed eyes: AMI Ma
can, saw -pg1pped upon hcs d.npled knn''-'A'
tad or ,cl,ciam. With chta.Es hsshy n-za-s
.r Perfectly maniculel nail-. he tore oicn and
....., culy. erlpcd its scfbMed contents.
r.ll sl.m glide of lcr hssom limbs ! ;aA'"na
.,ilm,a from her bed. landing sn-.c-srrnSlg In mid
...... SHAKING her grand head the gid aa'Ipins
., her ccllcd fleece Of fire swrled roanl her IN a
.nl: slower, ccmmn the dusty Il or a siar'
ia an ,.laac storm sly One moro twist o. 'no
,1.- LIMBS and her wrapper left tie shining SATIN
# .ln. a. She stood C,dNsly IN the spun hlaILens
D.. her reG.s3h capiliaH'
Ms, How James shall we go to the concert th l,
~vcr,r.: RE programme consists of scieetioas i.om
a amer From whom. Ny. Cahoila FROM
wager - have never heard Of him =" Ii'a'
i., ,l.rrs. Never heard OF Na-ncr the Fi'at H'i-
man ,oinuoscr!r 20, you mean EoS'or. ,De9s
pardon. w. ,saokia,7 sad me Bo,''n ,, 'tis
on Yognei. all be pleased - attend i.' ,lc....
AID ih" yoDr- nan from II. ioui. re n'y nVe
oa and took cat big chez Il tobacco an >~or,
Grc1tlv 10 lss.if for - minutes ia tie GinaN ot
East ,li.sog.i. hicaso Tribune
Poor OM rcm~n. Even rs bit'r-st opponents
must feel indignant tie brutal n which he has
been dragged about the country In order to ca'ch