Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1888-05-17
A RAcY BOOK.
scintilis.ting with Sarcasm ana Briiiinnt
Truth.

NeD York Letter.
fhap. I. "Has Malaria;" goes to Florida.
Chan. III. "OverworlSed;' goes to Europe.
Chap. III. "Hls Rheumatism;" goes TO Ems.
Chan. ". Has row with his Doctor.
have read deal Of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the sar-
casrn contained in the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. sus-
pect the experience portrayed Is personal
one; the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you synopsis
"Ma,arian as it states, sis the cloak Win
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude of i'll feelings which they DO not
understand, and do not much care to IN
vestigate 1t is also Il cover for such dis
eases as they can not cure When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he has
overwor6ed and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria, it is confession OF
ignorance or of inability"
"The patient goes abroad. The changeis
a tonic and for time he feels better. Comes
home. Ficlile appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, lrrita-
bility, tired feelings, and general unfitness
for business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human
! feelings.
at is muscular-in his back. Articular
i'm his joints Inflammatory, my! how he
fears it will fly to his heart!
"Now off he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, Of course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his businessl
"Better for few days. Returns. After
a while neuralgia transfxes him. He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia;
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side;
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and fabby; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands to know what is kill
ing him!
"Great heaven" he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in ignoranceW
because said the doctor, ~ read your
fate five years ago. thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too latel His
fortune has all gone in fees
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day well known Wall Street
banker said to me sit is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disea5eis becoming.
Two of my personal friends are now dying
of it, But it is not incurable am certain,
for my nephew WAS recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me to be a wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
scented his government in foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value Of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when
the remedy, Warner safe cure, was begun.
eyes" sail his father, 81 was very skep-
tical, but since taking that remedy the boy
is we'll"
happen to know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan IL Co.'S, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means.
l can not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice
"If, my friend you have such an expert
cnce as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of 9th
err remedial agencies. They have no monop
oily over disease and personally know thai
many of them would far prefer that thei
patients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by the use of any "un
authorized means"