The Warner sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1885-1???, 1888-01-06
THE RARY oRlEcTs.
Tommy Cute Writes Real Sensible let
ter to an Editor.

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Tommy Cute, aged one, having suf
fered as long as he can stand II, writes
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ing known to the public they may Iu-
mediately he cured.
I I object, he says, in The first place,
to being forced to adopt Farmer Jones'
hrindle COW for foster mother.
/ object also to the exigtenoe Of a
like relationship between myself and
the condensed milk-faotory or the corn
starch mill.
Iobiectto I having my stomach stuffed
ps remedy for mosquito bite on my
little toe or nasty pin In my neck
I object to personating . churn. I
prefer to take my butter after the
churning process is completed.
\ / object to being kissed by all the
women. old and young, who come
near ma Iprefer to wait few years,
or at least until shall be bid enough
to make my own selections
/ object to having people ask me
about my age, It is an impertinence.
Besides, grown people sometimas re-
member and Of ages they are Especial
" apt in keeping record.
/ object to haYing to 60 hungry until
company is served. For my part I
don't see what people want company
for Company is d nuisance. Mann
ma and papa have said so hundreds Of
times in my hearing.
I object " being obliged to go
about with my neck and arms bare.
When it is hot the flies and mosquitoes
bother me awfullY, and when tho mir Is
chilly feel as though | were freezing
TO death.
/ object, when 60 out to ride in my
perambulatoE To having myself left
alone I'm the sur while my maid sports
with that langg-leeggged chap with the
yellow moussaqhe and readyrmade
clothing.
/ object to being sent to bed when I
am not sleepy, and to having a nasty.
rubber tube stuck nito my mouth every
time turn over In the night
! object to having strangers make
faces at me, They give me an awful
start sometimes when they think they
are amusing me.
4I IAohiact TO hein g. snaKen to by ieen-
pie with whom | am unacquainted.
Why dent they Wait for an introduce
tionP
Iobject to being the only child in the
family. It's awfully lonesome not to
have any brothers or sisters. / wish |
had been born when it was fashionah, }
to have large families.
I object to being called Tom. Dust be-
cause my papa was called Tom when
he was a boy. BECAUSE his papa gave
him namo he didn't like was no rea-
son for giving me Q name ! detest /
should think Q boy ought TO be al
lowed to choose his own name.
Iobject to wearing dresses and hay
ing my hair qnrled, Half che folks
think I'm a gal.
I object to being bossed by women.
a man ought To be his own master.
I'm just sick Of pettieoat goTernment.
Iobject to being taught baby talk.
What good does It do meP After Ihave
become profcient in it ! Ihayo 10 ga 70
work and unlearp d and learn grown
folks language. Why dohh' they teach
sine that in the first placep
Iobiect to haying folks bore me with
their silly stories which have heard
SO many times that they arc veritahle
chestnsIss.
Icbject to having people try to hufl.
bug me all the time. They toll mo
what / should do aud what I should
not do. Inotics they are not given 70
taking their own msdicine. What
ounces tSey areS not to know that
learn more from lyhat ! see than from
what they tell mel
There slots of other thing To which
object but this win do for o starter.
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