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Would Not Conform.

g Tsacher in the backwoods of Ken
!. tncks Ito sboy1 why don't your father
pns pantaloons on you, instead of allow.
ingsyou to come here with nothing on
hut that long shirt?
Boy Lows ter git me britches when
the weather gets cold"
nBnt You need them now"
Pap 'lowsI don't"
Itis afdisgrace.'' :
Pap lows that he didn't war nuthin'
but q shirt till he wuz putty nigh grown" /"
hat does your mother say 2"
She lows that eff I had britches I'd
l.swa,r the knees out"
:. Well, it you don't come with pants
son Tomorrow, you shall not stay here"
Don't reckon I'll come back no mo
then, fur that's whut teacher said last
year, an pap he wouldn't LEI me go back.
Pap lowed that he had been livin' here
too long fur new folks to come along an
Interfere with his affairs. Lows that ef
folks halter change thsr clothes jest ter
git er little eddycation, that he didn't
want Done. Wal, goodbye"
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Its Delicacy Of flavor

And the efficacy of its action have
rendered the famous liquid fruit remedy
Syrup of Figs, 'mensely popular. e;
cleanses and tones up the clogged and
feverish system, dispels headaches, colds
and fevers, cures Habitual Constipation
Dyspepsia, and the many ills depending
on a weak or inactive condition of the
Kidneys, Liver, and Bowels. Manufac.;
tured only by the California Fig Syrup
Company, San francisco, Gal. For sale|
by Simpson, Reid & Go. S0- 8
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Avoid the use of calomel for bilious
complaints. Ayers Cathartic Pills,
entirely vegetable, have been tested
forty years, and are acknowledged
to be the best remedy for torpidity Of
the liver, costiveness, and indigestion.
Don't consider yourself safe until
you get to heaven.
Ayers sarsaparilla operates radi-
cally upon the blood, thoroughly cleans
ing and invigorating 1t. As a safe and
absolute cure for the various disorders
caused by constitutional faint or infec.
tion, this remedy has no equal. Take it
this month.
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= The minister was dining with his
family, and he said to Bobby, with an
amused smile, "Im afraid, Bobby, that
you haven't the patience of job" "No,
sir" responded Bobby, who was hungry,
"but Job wasn't always helped last"
= Why will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cts, 80 cts and 81. 8
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy-a posi-
tive cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria and
Canker. Mouth.
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"A wash which will remove the sun.
burn acquired by outdoor sports is made
by adding to twelve ounces of elder
flower water six drains of common soda
and six drams of powdered borax.- APP
piled to the skin, it will make it as clear
and as soft as baby's.
The Rev. Geo. Fl. Thayer, of Bour.
bon, Ind, says: "Both myself and wife
owe our lives to Shiloh's Consumption
Cure" For sale by Hill Bros.
Are you made miserable by Indi.
gestion, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of
Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vital.
izer is positive cure.
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TE TEggHHEER{s Go UMN.
]. J.G.GLINKsCALEs, q. EDITOR.
aIELs GRADUATES IN TIE FIELD.
The Education Of Woman as q Great Fac
tor In the Education Of the Future.
From. he Nsus York Times.

H. e - .,,ho = now com;nr
sss,, fssIsnt ;tnt;on.. Il. learn;ne
z;., s 3 Ss,h;cb thew rival
q s,:.; s. h.a.La,. a. hr;,j;ancv sc vork ;f
s,hst.nsa and anaI;tv and vet
: a.,,a.,auba,s tbat tba
J. -, = o.bsr ;nst;tnt;ons
& ~; 8 .,s s. .n;craSad ~ their existancce
IS !, h.,;n,,,;,,g q ara,ts a. annraciable
;nauanca mon oar social and intellectual
ssifa pha andovm mepts for female edu.
ssst;on w;;t,6 & Tan Years have baen unprg.
s s.danlaa and i, 5tha Mart dacade ;t will
; S. a,,;ss s. ;,,,ncS IA ,;vbt tb;no q sand
AZ s. s. q 81 saai s. a. nm bons - collage
ssi ~ = = 6 q ~ raado soa;nst
s;,;sss,... !, 5 !, = III sb;nrs q s q ba tbank.
u u s.. Bnt q ;r,nlias lar more
iSa,, ;Snss,s - .te surface and it il this
sSssWi;dar :consid 5 Grafton Of the education Of
sss,;y;cmen that Il to become one Of the great
a.S fsctnr. Is the education Of the future
lTt & .lresIv co,n,cefled that after the
ssd 8, s,ta,ahir i, 4 larya school women
3 sbs baat ts,c chers Their, power Of
S syscni;on ~ g shotb so,relater and f;ner than
s t;at g man. and t,e higher education Of
ssr =. that .eacba,a e more com.
q !, "a ara q ba snnnlied
y IS as.;no; nnmbars to the Graded
l,,oIs 81 stha country The normal
s.IsaI. 9 q heen r;onaer, e, the higher
$, = .nac;al l;nea Int
81, IS 4 ,;,nt 81 far enc,,rb The
,s,s;, IN t5a 4 colleges far g women
"A ssis ,sI ath., School. - & b;ch Grade 70
shs,s 600. { !. ,,,nch more
Il. Il q q ,ha normal schools
.,.,.,,.. -. = = :, ! = ,ba Lnovinu
81 !. go sna nr;nc;.
.hat 3 roodv
r.ss !: ~.
-. ~. : ].
49, = : .a,se..s ~ = :, a.
~ s.s1. ..s =
s.,:tisd Ends .. ;ts
i, On. .,,.Snra ,aoro M ~ tha
ssh;oh .,,;ss ,br..a ! nnl;ad ~
ss',s .ssH a. a. g yhera q Won
So. solast sTon, -
~ go tha 8. h;nSast tra;n;ng
ss : 80 ~ sarnd son,s5
& sr 81, 3tr,a No s;,nyl,, c,,1t;
.. sns... s,s ss..sasu = =
seek TO nae their knowledge to obtain 9
livelihood others choose the different
professions; but wherever they go they
difMe tho atmosphere OF the higher
sedlcation arcnnd them they are mis-
si0lsfies of the higher culture, and they
the ddiifdSsrs Of that style of excel
s1eneein life which is the fruit Of the old
sSiYilization.
mas the significant criticism of the
~ II. "A ..S1a GsA,.n,.oan.
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away, DuG reuelnoeleo tnat otneE uen
had had legs and arms cut off and if they
could stand that much could stand
triAing operation. But we're those
patient people treated to the sight Of q
skeleton walking about the room? I can
tell you truthfully was uncomfortable.
Once tried to rise from the cooling
board, but my limbs refused to move.
Then l thought of people being trans.
fixed by fear, and concluded that I too
must be transfxed, for not hand could
I raise. The skeleton moved about un.
easily for some time and then halted
under the picture of the man whose
interior was displayed. And then some.
thing occurred that fixed the scene indel.
IDLY on my mind. saw the skeleton
take the heart from the picture and place
it under its ribs on the left side. Then
it took down the lungs and looked at
them as if to say: ."You are not what
1 want, but I'll have to make you do"
and put them also under its ribs. Then
with both long bony hands it carefully
gathered an armful of intestines and
things and placed them in position.
Then I knew what that skeleton was do
ing. 1t had tired of life in showcase and
wanted TO make man of itself. And as
the thought occurred to me, Ifovgot my
fear and felt as though didn't blame the
skeleton bit, poor thing, but l chuckled
to myselfa at the idea of its getting things
in the wrong place /; for instance, suppose
it had put the heart on the right side!
When it had gotten the bowels right,
the partly made man began stripping the
man in the picture of his skin. Itreach,
ed up, aud beginning at the head, strip
ped it off as you would strip the bark
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euo uoAv 60uSIatAou II BUG htSiCSo' VIC
present opportunity? 1t is surely most
unreasonable to deny to the youth of the
State that culture for which they pant,
and which will better fit them for life's
fierce battle, when it is made optional
with her to supply it without burden to
herself or her people. She cannot afford
to do it The opposers themselves will
be amazed at their position when they
come to look at their policy with the
sober second thought which sets every.
thing in its true light.
Isthere any alarm in the fact that the
will provides for the majority of the
board of trustees for the college? There
is no ground for such anxious forebod.
ings. Their powers are limited to their
own perpetuation, and in all respects
they will be subject, like the trustees
elected by the State, to legislative con-
troll. There can be no conflict of author.
ity, for the will confers on them no power
+of administration whatever. 1t only
prescribes the mode of election; and all
powers will be derived from the State.
Moreover if there should be conflict in
the management of the affairs of the
institution the State can lose nothing
except what she may choose to add to
the funds donated. And in case of
irreconcilable conflict she can at any
time Withdraw her appropriations.
But perhaps there is some real appre.
hension that the friends of the agricul.
tural college harbor fell designs against
other te?institutions, and purpose the
dismantling of the University itself. Let
it be said, once for all, that they have no
such purpose. They only demand that
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which Byron declared it was "sweet to
hear" Oleomargarine is made as follows:
The caul and best parts of the fat of the
cattle are boiled down to thin, transpa-
rent oil. Fresh milk is brought every
morning to the packing house for mixing
with this beef oil. The milk and oil
are poured into the churn together, and
little pure prime lard is added to cause
the mixture to flow more easily from the
churn, which is driven radidly by ma
chinery till the yellow globules separate.
This semi.liquid mass drains into large
ice.cooler for short time. Then these
globules are taken and kneaded together
carefully, drained, and the mass is salted
by special machinery with good, clean,
English dairy salt. The oleomargarine
is colored by common anatto seeds, as
used in all dairies, and .hus prepared is
put into clean white linen cloths by neat
looking girls, and as ready for sale, is
difficult to distinguish from real butter in
taste or color. 1t retails OF Is cents per
pound. 10000 pounds per day of oleo.
margarine is made at Hammond, Ind.
After the frat boiling of the beef fat, the
residue is wrapped in thin linen cloths
and placed under hydraulic pressure,
which forces out the remainder of the oil.
Before pressure the fat passes through
"hashers," which render The after process
more effective. This fat, after being
under the hydraulic machine, comes out
quite white and firm, and is called stea.
rine, we'll known article used by candle
makers and tanners.
Tallow is made by boiling the rough
pieces of fat.
The OK tail meat and bones constitute
the chief lu1urieB obtained from cattle.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

A Boston merchant who lived and
died on Summer street was curious in
stance of one who was an invalid since
childhood, always extremely hypochOn-
driacal, who never imagined himself i'll
when he was not, nor exaggerated his
actual illness, nor feared, unduly, sick
ness or pain, or death itself. But it WIS
the business OF his life to take care of
his health, and he devoted himself to
this work with wonderful assiduity.
He rode inst SO far each day, when the
weather was fair, and at such an hour.
He had a great variety Of clothing,
which he regulated with precision by
the thermometer, sometimes changing
his dress many times in a day, and Sc
lected for his overclothes when he role
out the very garments which the mer-
curry indicated. He had a weathercock
put upon his stable within fair view
from his bedroom and sitting room; and
that and his thermometer, and all posi-,
BILE or impossible signs of the weather,
he was Watching constantly, and found
in the sc occupations o very agreeable
way of employing all his days. How fal
his long life is to be attributed to tbi!
excessive care is impossible to tell; bu
he outlived every brother and sister
every brothers. wife, every sisters hus
band, and his own wife, and died in 183'
at the age of S1.-Boston Adrertiser.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
The Etiquette Of Parting.

The social etiquette that regulates the
time young man will tear himself away
from his very best girl is not so rigid IN
the rural districts as i'll the city. When
the clock hands swing around toward
ten and the pretty maiden by his side
reminds him of the fact, the city swain
goes home. Not so the youth in the
rural district Toward eleven o'clock
his jamie says:
"You know what time it is, Ned
Bangs"
"Course do," he replies, smartly.
"Well, 1 guess you'd better put out
for home"
"What's the rushl"
"I'd say rush if were You, when it's
most midnight"
I don't care if it's most daylight"
"Well, do, and you shan't stay here
one second after midnight"
"Bet you O cookie do"
"No you shan't, I'll call p", see II l
don't"
"Oh, yes, You will"
"You1l see."
"I'll risk it.
"Oh, you're perfectly horrill Now,
YOU get your hat and clear out.
"Oh, pshaw. you'd be mad If did.
"You wretch! You've got to go right
away for saying that"
: "You don say 3d."
II do, too; and I-I-If you dare kiss
ME again!"
He dares.
"Oh, oh, oh! You are the meanest
fellow. I've notion to box your
cars"
"Box away"
"When are you going home:'
"When get good ready
"Pall start you if he comes in"
"He won't come ir."
"Don't be too sure Of that. II ma sees
the light she'll scold.'
"Let's put it OUT"
"No. you shan't. You'd better pu'
yourself out"
See if do
"Yon'll sit here with the cat then.
shan't keep you company"
"Pooh. A team of horses couldn'
drng you away"
"Oh, you horrid, horrid thing"
But it is midnight before he goes, oil
the same, and he hasn't had to sit will
the cat either. Bits.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
On the Bench.

NV experience with criminals when
was on district bench taught me, says
Judge Gresham in the Indianapolis
Joarpal, that there was no man devoid
of manhood. Place anybody, however
depraved, on his manhood, and you will
observe the eye brighten up. have
taken men who have been convicted OF
serious offenses, and, after sentencing
them to the penitentiary, have said:
"Now, intend to place you on your
manhood, for believe you have man
hood in You. will give you miati-
mus, and the marshall will provide you
with money to 60 home and bid your
family good by. After you have stayed
there day or two 1 want you to report
at the door Of the pcnitentiary named IN
the papers you will receive, and serve
out your sentence like a man. And
when YOU are through want you TO re
turn to me, and want to see what can
be done to restore you 70 the confidence
of your fellow men in society" / was
never disappointed III man thus
trusted, and those convicts whom | havs
helped on their return from prison have
always been faithful 60 the trusts imposed
upon them.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
How Business is Affected.

The Iron and Steel Tiatdss Jouraat
IondOn) notices that great surprise is
being expressed i'll certain quarters with
regard to the fact that the raw materials
and labor do not rise in price so fast as
the finished products. Crude iron is
quoted about the price ruling IN De-
cember, while finished iron and steel
are from los. to 20s. pea ton higher. We
have never known, adds the editor, an
Improvement in trade to produce any
other state of matters. In like manner,
when a depressed period sets in, the
crude products and labor reap cores.
ponding advantage, as the prices OF
finished articles always 60 down rapidly
in face of a falling market. The cause
is not obscure.
When revival in trade is felt, there
is wider disposition to trust, and loan
able capital that has been ''fructifying
in the pockets OF the people" during the
preceding depression comes into use and
helps ON t1ie expansive movement.
Confidence begets confidence. The nee.
essary lubricant to loosen the wheels OF
thc great industrial machine is easily
rrocured in busy times. Thus We find
that much larger percentage OF new
companies are being successfully float
ed, and capital comes forth from its hid
den corners.
When capital is willing, credit is al
ways good, and there is apt to be much
speculation not resting on a solid basis.
when credit is good, undue rises IL
prices are, to certain extent, delusive
and caution must be exercised in deal
ing with statistics founded on values
The recent long continued depression
was more depression of prices than
falling of in the volume OF trade.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
HOW TO BUY TENDER BEEF.
Hints and Points About Meat that
are OF Interest to HOasekecpers.
from the Boston Herald

From the Boston Herald
Asa prominent beef dealer in this city
was showing a reporter over his place OF
business in Fanneil Hall MnrAet the
other day, he discOursed interestingly
on the hest method of preparing beef for
the family or hotel table.
at is not generally known" said he.
"that meat kept for day or two is vast
" superior to that which is absolutely
fresh. Here is some beef he continued,
rs he lifted cloth cover from some ioins
of meat in the bottom recess OF the Gel
lar. (which has been kept by me for
nearly three weeks for one of the most
famous STEAK houses in this city. See
what difference there is between this
meat and that up stairs, which has just
come from Chicago. This looks dark
and rancid and almost unfit to eat, yet
it is vastly superior to that which has
Just come in.
"The average family man will not buy
meat that is not absolutely fresh and
bright red in color, but the knowing ho-
tel man wants his beef three or four
weeks old, providing, of course, that he
can get beef dealer who will keep 1t
that length of time for him. You may
have noticed that the steak which you
order in first-class restaurant IN the
city is usually much more tender than
that which you purchase from your pro-
vision dealer and have cooked by youl
wife at home. Perhaps you have won
dered why it is so, when yon have
always been very particular to order the
very freshest and tenderest beef thai
your butcher had in stock, without re-
gard to price.
"Weli, the reason it that the dealer
knew right we'll that your family wou.G
make O great alick il lac sent home bee
that had 'rotted for week or two ant
had become nice and tender, and woult
declare that he did not keep frcsf
meats. They would, in that case, b'
perfectly right; hut beef cannot be per
fectlv fresh and be tender at the same
time. To be really good this variety o
meat should he kept in refrigerator To-
at least ten days or two weeks. In tina
time, however, it loses its bright, ros.
color and turns dull red.
"The hotel man to whom l referret
and whom this beef is intended for vii
not take beef from me unless it Is a
least three weeks old, and if, at times
there is Il short supply OF beef m tn
Boston market, and find it impossible
to keep beef for him as long AS he de
sires. I am c. -npelled to go outside an
purchase old beef somewhere III tn
morket"
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
The Million Stamps Craze.

"What becomes of the million stamps
which are collected for the benefit of the
old ladies who are in need of prov sion
for entrance into an old ladies' home
and for young girls who are striving to
obtain means to finish their educatiOnl"
This inquiry has been made in duo
seriousness by some one who has evi-
dent faith in the well known schemes OF
stamp collections, for the questiOner
adls: "Are they used in the preparation
of papier mache?'
Probably no method of imposture up
on the public has had o wider range
than the collection of a million stamps
for charitable purposes. So wide has
been its field that it would be probably
difficult to induce many people to be-
lieve that such vast heaps of stamps
have no value except from the chance
presence of rare stamp among the piles
of chaff of common cancelled stamps OF
ordinary denominations.
A few years ago it was the custom OF
q few collectors to gather together as
many stamps as possible, worthless OF
good, for the purpose of cleaning, now
ana Tn n. . stamp VI NhiiAplc ciitfaC
ter from heterogeneous mass. Some
times these large collections were sen
20 (.s -r'..y = 3-,,er , Stint :1 *
chang of f,reien sialnps, bit hat CHS
tom is now ouG OF use, and the rar'
stamps are obtained without the prelim
mary practice of collecting large mum
ber OF useless as we'll as desirable
stamps.
The oll-time pursuit of collecting Va
rious stamps is by no means unpopular
since it amuses and instr,Iscts, and
one of the most sensible crazes of collec
ton, much superior to the button craze
which has had its day among the girl
and boys. Often a stamp of a certail
denomination is much in demand. as
at present, the early stamps of the Uni
ted States. Stamps by the million neve
accomplished any result, especially tina
of charity, and it would be much bette
for the old ladies to receive stamps" Q
q more substantial character, somethin
metallic in nature.-Boston Journal.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21
A Cinder in the Eye.

Nine persons ont of every ten with
cinder or any foreign substance i'll the
eye will instantly begin to rub the eye
with one hand while hunting for their
handkerchief with the other. They may,
and sometimes do, remove the offending
cinder, but more frequently they rub
till the eye becomes inflnmcd, bind q
handkerchief around the head and go to
led. This is all wrong. The Letter way
is not to rub the eye with the c:nder III
it at all, but rub the other eye as vigor-
ously as you like. A few years since l
was riding Oh an engine of the fast ex-
press from Bingl,amton to Corning.
Tho engineer, an old schoOlmate OF mine.
threw open the front window. and !
caught a cinder that gave me the most
evcruciating pain. l began to rub the
eve with both hands. "Let your eye
alone. and rub the other eye (this from
the eDgineer). thought he was chat.
fling me, and worked the harder. 81
know you doctors think you know it all
but if YOU will let that eye alone and rub
the other one the cinder will be out in
two minutes persisted the engineer.
began to rub the other eye, and soon
felt the cinder down near the inner can
thus, and made ready to take 1t out,
"L.et it alone and keep at the well eye,
shouted the doctor pro tenn. l did sc
for a minute longer, and looking in
small glass he gave me found the OFFENDED
on nv check. Since then / have trledi
MANY times and have advised many
others. and l have never known it t.
fail in one instance (nnless it was a
sharp rs a piece of steel, or something
that cuts into the ball and required al
operation to remove it. Why it is so
do not know, but that it is SO ] do know
and that one may be saved much suffer
ing if one will let the injured eye alon
ami rub the wei eye. Try it.-Aedica
Summary.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

A FARMER named Spaulding, living III
Indiana, lost COW under peculiar cir
cumstances. She had been MIXED in
the evening, and she appeared to be as
we'll as common, bnt III the morning
when the folks went to to feed and milk
they found that the hogs had eaten l.r
30 that she was almost dead. She was
not able to get up and she will have to
he killed.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

A FARMER named Spaulding. living in
Indiana, lost COW under peculiar cir
cumstances. She had been MIXED in
the evening, and she appeared to I've as
well as common, but in the morning
when the folks went to to feed and milk
they found that the hogs had eaten her
80 that she was almost dead. She was
not able to get up and she will have to
be killed.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

"Your husband is o self-made man, 1
believe" remarked gentleman to .
Congressman's wife.
eyes," she replied, her plumage puff
ing up with pride; '.yes, he is the Anar-
chist of his own fortune. Washington
Critic.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

Reverend Stiggins-1 see, my love,
that over five thousand marriages were
performed in Camden last year.
Mrs. s. (whO receives all the marriage
fees)-Don't you think you could get
call to Camden, George life.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

W1sH to be what you ore, and consider
nothing preferable.
Richland beacon., 1888-04-21

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:he above rates.
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Positively no reduction from the above
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Cash must accompany every order unless
NE advertiser or agent is known by the pro-
orietor to be a responsible party.