St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-05-27

Said girl the other day, 81 never
was quite so sure that the cause of wom
al is going right along by steam as l
was yesterday when wandered into a
swell barber shop, walked up to His
Shearsness. told him l guessed I'd have
barb, and then pumped myself down
in red velvet chair and put my feet
up on the rest before it. For the space
of three seconds felt eyOluted enough to
have a shave, and of importance enough
to run for congress. A dog in church was
never an object of more general interest
than /. Men in the other chairs riSked
their Threats to look at the animal, and
they bIinked through the lather on their
faces, What on earth does it mean to
do?'''
st meant to be shampooed and happy,
and it was both. PerditiOn catch my
soul if | ever put myself in the hands OF
female hairdresser again. None but
those who have endured the mis-
cry of wOman'S shampoo. 1t means a
quart of water to two pounds OF hair,
rivulets running down your back and
spots getting hold forever on your
gown: it means breaking your neck
bending over washbowl and losing
your temper over the jabbing, the peck
inc of long finger nails when your head
suffers for q thorough rubbing; it means
coming out with your hair made gray
by the stuff that has been put on it, and
going home to wash, rinse, fuss and
fume to get rid of the shampoo that has
cost you good dollar"
S.'HbnrpfS NOT service | WOOld have
performed by a woman, if / could have
it done by a man. DiScOuraging the
progress of my sex? Maybe it is, but
the sex must make few changes in it
self before it is worthy to progress. A
mans business, whether he ShampOos
heads or manages railroad, is an end
in itself: WOman'S is always a means
to something else. She lacks conscience,
method, and above all, the least cOncep-
ton of the value of time. See what we
submit to from dressmakerS! Moments
may be dollars and cents to us-they are
If we are working for living-but for
all that, they keep us waiting three
hours by the clock and count us Whim-
steal and disagreeably eXacting if we
raise an objection. | hope they have
men to do the dreSSmaking in the next
world. If they don't we stand a
splendid chance of finding our white
robes not ready to be fitted when we
get there"
Women may not have great head for
many things, but they have for secret
ing valuableS. There is a woman on
Holly avenue who possesses some hand
some diamonds. She puts them in
box, puts the box in rag bag, puts the
rag bag on the closet floor, and at
night puts the watch dog in the closet
on top of the rag bag, locks him in
there, and every night hides the key in
a different place. Her husband says
that if she had her way she would arm
him to the teeth and put him in the
closet on top of the dog.
cit sounds awfully wicked but it
tastes mighty good" is one young
wOman's verdict of her first cocktail.
"Wives are the salt of life and other
women the spice" said a man. And
you like yours with a great deal of
spice and very little SALT" appended his
wife.
A society swell came into a store the
other day when it was raining and said:
81 caught glimpse of a pretty girls
ankle up on Wabasha and I've walked
clear. down here hoping for another"
A woman Overhearing asked in stage
aside: What is it somebody says about
admiring dogs the more you know of
man9,,