The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-06-14
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ispit mAsm oaesea !, 70 yeu Eve day
before
Mira Ysbtsppie WHY. Resgy, wha
DO You ncaa ~ eating breakfast ~iti
youl trousers iaraed ~ Il isn't r.isisg
Mr. YBnsupple Ne, dear. bat The coffee
lcoks ssfal ma39y.
--ls lisa al yoa GAG give ms'sm.
pleaded ihe tramp; - dlpPerfal o. wat
err Way, 20. certainly not. replied
tbs woman ~ssh tho big heart; you can
have as macy dlpperfuls As you like"
"A pions old lady urged 40 eccentric
old ooiored Ean 10 so 10 church. Mis-
sas, replied b., Il hairt forge, Wis, be
sad when ] vas dar last. When forgit
sii dst. liz gwiHe back aud GIT some more.
~ PARIS there are people who make q
hrifs waking people 10 the morning
cou q ibiuk about il. there are people
10 iais aoaniEy who make living Ia the
same kiod Of business. They also sell
milk.
"A Philadelphia colored woman pre-
sssusei her baby 10 be bspiised the other
day sud when asked what name she pre- :
ferfei for il chose The word amen" be-
cause she liked it's sound and I, Was 10 the
Bible
Wife: You'll XIII yourself smoking
so much, Jobe Husband Bat my dear.
must use tho weed, canno. stop IL.
Wits on, very veil; # that is so. guess
| shali have occasion for weeds myself be-
fore lopg
~ kaos I've got vein Of poetry 10
me, sir, confienlisily asserted the young
man 10 tue editor "and all want is a
chance 10 bring j, out What would you
suggest eir r Il think you bad better
see doctor and have it lanced.
~ say Bobby, said Featherly, "did
you hear your sister say il she enjoyed the
exhibition We gave last night ?" 'She
was pleased with your part Of 1T, Mr..
featberly She told ma that you made
perfect exhibition Of yourself"
Patron That last meat you sold me
was stale. Butcher Wasi r. Patron
Yes, 1t Was mighty stale. Butcher i can
show you something ahead Of that meat
for sialeness, Patron Don't believe it.
What Butcher So Your account on my
books
He lAmericap) Darling Arabells,
love yon She (Auglomaniael Have you
evaw been aw -in Eagland2 He Yes,
darling, | lived there seven years. She
Aw to be shush You may come little
closaw, Mis,aw Smith, and law what
dia you Jaw -wemswk
"A New England man has beaten the
green goods sasdust men ut their own
game. lie got one OF their circulars, and |
in reply asked fora sample Of their goods. |
They sent him genuine 81 bill and the
gentleman Of New England stopped the
then and there
AS the last note Of Comm Through
The Rye ,rembled on the air. she turned |
10 her eseor, aud said; lis it not e1qus-
tie, Col Blood r. "Ye-es." assented the
colonel, IN halt hearted tone OF voice,
''lhe air Ia iiae but down our way, Miss
Breezy. we 60 in more for Bourbon.
An old lady recently visiting 10
prison asked one Of the attendants why
'he prisoners received snch coarse food
He told her il vas 10 keep their blood
IRON becoming impure. And when asked
what they would do il their blood was
impure, be dryly responded. Break ont. "
First business man (busy with pile
u lcl,ersl Yes, I'm most dead, and my
'onsspondencs not bali done. | wish !
'ouli afford to adopt your plan. You
iiciste to that pretty girl typewriter yet,
suppose Second Il. NJ, Dictate 10
Ter yet Not much don't We're N r
led now
First masher tat stage door, What
notions some people have
Ibou, the ballet Why. even little girls
ire attracted by the poetry Of motion. See
hem stand around the stage door waiting
0 see the dancers come out. Second
nasher -ies, the dear little children, I'll
peak 10 them, What are you wsi,irg
Iere for, my little dears Little girl
We're waiting Tot grandma,
-Jast before visiting the mensgerie
ohnBy lad q passage at arms With the
Iopug aunt sho assisted al bis toilet and
nth whom be flew into rage, Arrived
/, the managerie. Johnny was immensely
by strange foreign animal
NH long 1.-THE body. What animal is
bat mamma Y he asked 1T is call.
4 A. act eater, my son" After long
Hence "Msmms, can't We bring Aunt
dafy here some day ?"
For che guidance Of amateur writer's
Iho shink they can sis down in an idle
,oment AID scratch of something for
fhich newspapers are vaiiing to pay,
nek says; Find subject that has
ever befJns been used. Ge, some oriei
81 ideas 90 the subject. Write them
osn 10 aa entirely original sod move
gle Revise your copy carefully. Then /,