The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1888-10-24
HUMOR OF THE DAY.


A shocking trc-Electric.
A circulating medium-Blood.
A dead beat-A mutfled drum.
A garden party-The gardener.
Signal service-Flag talk at sea.
A marine auction-A sail at sea.
In regular pickle beef.
A disagreeablc chap-Hugh Midlty.
FOR crying children-The spanking
breeze.
The eouilibrist's life hangs in the
balance.
Notes for travellers Bank notes are
the Lest.
The oldest verse in existence-The
universe.
Well earned-The fortune OF a petro-
leum producer. -PittsburQ ctr nicte.
1t is the poor struggling attorney who
is dressed in little "brie" authority.
Some one saws that wealth is shadow.
It is n pleasant reflection to many of US.
There is always trouble whenever the
red flag is run up. 1t means auction or
anarchy.
A tree is like the man in hurry.
! When he leaves he makes good use Oh
his limbs.
Why is it that when man "erects'
house he gives it u stoopl-Btaghdm.oh
! RepuJlicdH.
1t is queer coincidence that red is
made from madder, and bulls are made
madder by red.-LJc
The fizzica proportions of soda
| ln
tape line Boston HeTatd.
To have ones nose to the griudstone
must be what is meant by grinding
poverty. AID California.
There is a great deal Of billing and
cooling done at the seaside. The hotel
men do the billing. life.
A "ioint" debate ensues whenever
Chinese opium den is raided by the po'
lice CatcaJO Iater OcedA.
Talk is cheap in this world, because
the supply is so much larger than the
demand - Baltimore Americ1n.
.IIaye YOU travelled good deal" 81
sbould saw so: | have been around the
world so often that my heads swims. -
,, SDtiHgs
Rich Cinnamon go to Tartary for their
wives, their wealth enabling them to Sc
cure the very cream OF Tartary. =
SUtiags.
The youth has thoughts of suicide,
His hearts received Il regular twister;
He thought she would become his bride
: Boston Courier.
{. First Burglar-'What's your favorite
| pamei" Second Burg,ar-"Well, crib
D bape. and yours!" First Burglar
a "Grab. n-Dstr0H Free Press.
| Old Grum since his daughter has grown up,
l Says he doesn't get any repose,
+ All the day time he's footing her bills,
r And at night he is footing her beauX.
Detroit Free PreSs.
, In French the same word means to
+ love and to like, consequently when
mademoiselle saws She can never love any
more, we may infer that we shall never
see her like again. SVftap.
= "Talk is cheap. 1t is silence that
e costs" as the blackmailer sad when he
e acknowledged remittance of $4,000
). from man he knew too well for the
d others comfort. Nee l0r& Sun.
He-"Aud suppose while lifting
If serenely here some one should be wicked
it enough to steal Il kiss" She -"l Should
n certainly scream for help" The stea
II fo'lows) She-"CarlO, lie down and be
1t still. - Time.
Il 1t makes a man almost sorry that he
moved when he reads in the advertise
It ment in the paper next day the real es
n tate agents description of the advantage
d of the residence he has just given up
a; DO DHaL ot Education.
II Aggie-"How did George propose L
Iu YOU" Nclie-"He rushed into tn
parlor the day after we had been intro
III duced, flung $50, 600 worth of bonds j.
ty my lap, kissed me eagerly seventeen
re times, and cred out: Darling, you mus
er be minen So became his. time.