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The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
The TWO REVEREND SANS.
Temperance Day at MOundsville
Camp,

'o ~J y VI PA~SSA"~ 800 w.
the Liquor Traffic, there can DO nc
such thing as Temperance Day
at Camp Meeting, Park, Conference
or elsewhere without stirring up
the political menagerie and max
ing things hot and lively. Tenn
perance Day at Moundsville Camp
Meeting, last Thursday, was no ex-
ception, when the two fearless Sans
of Georgia held the platform and
hurled forth their denunciations of
the great curse, and boldly assailed
its political allies without fear or
favor.
In his sermons and talks prior
to Temperance Day, Rev. Sam
Jones, by his terrible thrusts at all
parties and policies favoring the
Liquor Traffic, had already stirred
the elements wonderfully, so that
there was not a nook in the whole
Camp Grounds where the one live
issue of the campaign was not be-
ing warmly and even holly dis
cussed.
On Thursday, by arrangement,
Rev. Sam Jones discussed the moral
side of Temperance issues, in the
forenoon, and in the afternoon Rev.
Sam Small presented Prohibition
as the remedy for the National
Drink Curse, and as the pressing,
most important political issue of
the day.
In opening his address in the
morning, Rev. Sam Jones paid his
tender respects to certain "Scribes''
and 'Pharisees" of the old parties
whose political corns had been
pinched in the previous meetings.
The speaker said he had been put
on notice that he would be inter-
rupted if he said anything against
the old parties this morning, and
he just wanted to say, if any man
"dared to rear up on his hind legs
and interrupt him, that man would |
Immediately realize that cyclone
had struck him, and that before he
landed ned find himself going
mile a minute"
"Whatsoever man soweth, that
shall he also reap" was announced |
as the text, and for an hour and a
half the great audience listened
spell-bound to one of Sam Jones's
characteristic sermons, full of ter
rible denunciations and piercing
thrusts. "Sow whisky; reap drunk
ards!' $500 a0hasky;; reap drunk.
ards !" This was pressed and burned
into the audience with the hottest
words the English language affords.
No mercy was shown to Christian
citizens who have any completely
with the saloon system. The
speaker said: "Here's how it is:
One man makes whisky, another
sells it; an elder or deacon rents
him a room to sell it in, and a lot
of pretended Christian men vote to
give him license. Now some of you
say, God will put that saloon keep
er in He'll; but l tell you, if He
puts one Of them fellows in He'll,
He'll send the whole shebamg to He'll
together"
But it were q mistake to venture
on any report of Rev. Sam Jones. |
His power is made up of unreport-
able qualities. One may report his
piercing phrases and rasplng SEN
fences, that cut to the quick and
so exasperate his political enemies,
but his real power and hold or the
DAODla lies in his ip;ro;4obl Il |
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Remember, the B. & O. sells Half
Fare Tickets to Parkersburg Fair,
next week. See rates in another
column.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

When the old parties refuse to
protect the Home it is time for the
people to take up arms IN self de-
Tense.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

The Home forces are rallying tc
the front, in every county.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

The Wood County Fair. begin.
ming next Tuesday, Sept. 4, prom
Uses to be a huge affair this year.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

A "Memb er," &c, makes some tell
ing points on Mr.. Crosier's letter of
declination, first page.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
THE SALOON MUST GO!

The Wheeling Fair is being
largely attended this week.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
CAMPAIGN TWADDLE.
Throwing Your Votes Away.


a vote absolutely thrown away. A
ballot might as well be thrown in
the fire, as far as all practical re-
suits are concerned, as to be cast
for Third Party nominee. The
issue this year is Free Trade or Pro-
lection. Every man ought to vote
squarely on this question, and vote
so it will be counted. Preston
Journal.
Such silly twaddle as the forego-
ing is simply an insult to the in
telligence and conscience of every
true American citizen.
If there be any virtue in the
American elective franchise at all,
it lies in the fact that the ballot is
the political recording of the voters
conscientious convictions and a0iU
Oh governmental policy.
To say that minority vote is
thrown away, is to say that only
majority votes have any force or
virtue, and to undermine and do
stroy the very foundations of pop
ular government.
1.-THE Editor of the Journal believes
what he says, he ought himself to
be doing penance for his reckless
waste of ballots during all these
years he has been voting and work
ing for Republican State tickets in
West Virginia.
Away with such narrow and in
finitesimal views and arguments
concerning the most sacred right
of American freemen!
When there is an issue of Right
and Wrong, Justice and Iniquity,
he is a coward and unworthy the
name of American citizen who,
with ballot in hand, stops to calcu-
late about mogoritaes and msimorities.
1t is the true citizens business to
cote, and not to elect If he votes
right, and enough others vote a0rong
to leave him in the minority, let
it be proclaimed abroad that has
vote, even if it be alone, will be
counted and recorded where it will!
stand forever, while the noWor5ty
votes will be burned up with all the
stubble Of iniquity.
And again, such twaddle is al
ways mixed and served with false
hood and false issues. There is no
such issue before the people as
Free Trade and Protection, and no
Democrat Or Republican can know
how his vote will be counted on
Tariff, when he casts his ballot for
his party nominees.
There iB before the American
people from Lake to Cult vital,
burning issue, OF vastly more inn
portance than the old Tariff "chest-
nut" that is sprung as political
puzzle in every campaign and never
settled. There is an issue involv-
ing Health and Happiness, Peace
and Prosperity, Disease and Crime,
Wretchedness and Woe, Wreck and
Ruin, Death and Damnation. Upon
this issue women are pleading and
praying, children are wailing and
strong men are battling, and upon
this issue men are now called to cast
their ballots, and it is not going
too far, to denounce as base treason
to God, Home and Country, for any
man TO stand over against the Bal
lot Box and berate as "throwing
their votes away" all those who in
such crisis and on such an issue
insist on recording their ballots for
the Home and against the Saloon !
Away with all such reasonable
tweddIe in the face of such an
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
PROHIBITION
MASS MEETINGS
HON. 7. R. CARSKADON
AND
GENERAL I. M. HARRIS.

Hon. T. R. CARsKADoN, Prohibi'
ton Candidate for Governor, will
address the people in behalf Of the
Amendment and discuss the prin'
ciples of the Prohibition Party, as
follows:
Sleepy Creek, Morgan Co., Sept. l.
Shenandoah juno, Jefferson 4
And at other Points, same counties
Sept. Ord and 9Th.
GEN. T.M.HARRIs of Richie Coun'
ty, will also address the people on
the Prohibition issues of the day
as follows:
Sir Johns Run, Sat. .......Sept. l.
Shepherdstow Tuesday, T.
Harper's Ferry, Wednesday, o.
And at some point in Berkeley
County, Sept. 3rd.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

A Vote for the Right is the FREE
MANS protest against Wrong.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

The Tyler County Fair will be
held next week, beginning Wed
nesday, Sept. 5.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Como to the Parkersburg Fair
next week-and get a splendid
dinner at w. c. T. U. Dining Hall.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
JOINT MEETINGS.

Gen. Harris and Mr.. CarskadOn
will together address the people as
follows:
Romney, dnesday, Aug ~ "
Paw Paw, Thursday,..... a.
Berkeley Springs, Friday, o. IL
Char.estown, Thursday, .....SepE y =
Martinsburg, Friday,......... l.
All meetings in the evening ul'
less otherwise announced.
Let the people come out and nes 5
real issues ably and fairly dlsouSSSu'
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Mrs. McClurkin is herself q
whole regiment against the liquor
hosts.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

With a thousand things to say
and no room to say them, we 60 to
DraES
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Read the letter headed, 'L8'
West Virginia Heed" and see nO'
Kansas booms under Prohibition
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Prof. A. L. Purinton was shaking
hands and weeping farewells among
his hosts of Petersburg frlenu''
and left for Wake Forrest ColleS'
on Tuesday. 1t was not reall1Vu
what q hold he had on the heal''
of our people till the parting CANE
The Ice Cold Water Fountain W
Parkersburg Fair Grounds ls .
ching OF beauty" and will % >
''joy forever" to thirsty Vlsl'Ui''
who will be delighted to ina No
lures Pure Beverage flowing ~
all, and not a beer-keg on all 'n'
grounds.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
OFFICE, No. 95 MARKET STREET

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One-eighth column, IL months, 10 20
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Address all communications to
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The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

Let no man Calter or turn aside.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29
Our Campaign Platform.

The amendment on its merits, re-
qGrdle8S of all parties.
AJ Parties on their merits, regard
less of the amendment.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-08-29

It's a big fight,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
To the Public.

Meat in the past has been too high.
and in order to bring it down to the
proper price and yet enable the markets
to make fair profit, we have opened
the Famous LoW-Price Market. Your
butcher will tell you that we can not
sell good meat at our low price. Don't
you believe it: we can and will. The
market men have formed pool, or
trust, and have succeeded in stopping
the wholesalers from selling us
meat, except the West st. Paul
Beef and Provision company. Out
side of those we have buyers
through the country who buy
stock and ship to us, which we slaughter
ourselves. People need not be alarmed;
we are here to stay, and will supply the
demand-let it be ever SO great. We
ask you one and all to give us trial,
and we will convince you that the quail
ity of our meat is the best and the price
the lowest. Remember the place, The
Famous Low-Price Meat Market Vuckel
Il Weyl. 421 East Seventh street, corner
Locust.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

For the Popular Reprint of the EncN
clopedia Britannica, and consider its
production one of the marvels of the
age, as it gives the public a chance to
obtain this king of the tribe of encylO-
padias, produced at an expense of
So. 600, 900 by more than 1000 of the best
scholars in the world. at one-third the
cost of the original. The pages are a
little smaller than the original, but the
text is clear and distinct, and the illus
trations excellent. This vast library has
just been completed in twenty-four large
volumes. twenty-three of which have
already been reproduced by the Henry
G Allen company. and we are informed
that the twenty-fourth will appear by
Christmas. There no longer remains
any excuse for any family not possess
ing this great popular educator, as it is
being placed on very easy terms of pay
ment. The Northwestern manager, Mr..
G. w. DumOnt, Cos East Seventh, in
forms US that $50 sets have already
been placed in the Twin Cities, and
that orders are coming in with phenOm-
email rapidity. We can only wish sue
cess to this grand enterprise.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
ELLIOT'S
Cut Prices.
How Is This for Low?

Solid gold watches, lady's size, STEM
wind, SIG. These are not Swiss goods.
Nickel case, seyen-jewel, open face,
pendant set. stem-wind watch, 1915.
Five hundred scarf pins, stick pins
and bonnet pins, from soc up.
Ladies' solid gold band rings, 49c.
Slver-plated napkin rings, IL.
Solid silver thimbleS. 15c.
Ladies' Swiss watches, S. and up
wards.
Diamond rings. from 50 up to $1,000.
Diamond earrings. from 50 up to 81. 800.
Diamond studs. from s. up TO 1000.
Diamond lace pins, SIS to 81, 800.
Rogers medium knives, first quality,
So per dozen.
Rogers teaspoons. SIC.
Rogers butter knives, 25c.
Children's gold-lined cups, 49c.
Silver-plated pickle castors, SIC.
Diamond initial ring, six diamonds. S..
Pearl penholderS, solid golo pen, 81.
Oriental pearl opera glass, 13-line,
$500
Gold spectacles and eyeglasses, from
81 up.
The above are only few of the thou
sands of bargains we offer, and will say
that you will have to come very soon i'll
order to secure, as they are going Iast.
Don't buy before you see our stock. as
we mean business when we cut. Elliot,
25l Nicollet avenue, Minneapolis.
E. 49,.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Down in Santa Cruz they have Jail.
1t is not very joysome jail, and man
might be kind of lonely i'll it if there
were no other prisoners there. Some
time ago the constable found man ~
ing grooming just under the window,
where the bars were broken. He took
hold of him and found his leg was
broken. In due time he was examined,
charged with trying to escape. They
found lie was tramp, but had not es-
capped at all.
''How did you come to get there?"
Judge, fell from the window"
"What were you doing at the win
dow"
Judge, was trying to get into Jail.
It's so darned cold outside.-San Fran
cisco Chronicle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
An Alaskan Glacier.

New Orleans Times Democrat.
The scenery greatly impressed Miss
Field. 'In Alaska" she said, "a gla-
cier is a wonderful torrent that seems
to have been suddenly frozen when
about to plunge into the sea. Wonder
fully picturesque is the Innis glacier,
three miles wide and 800 feet high at its
mouth. Think of Niagara Falls frozen
stiff, and thirty-six feet added tOits
height, and you have slight idea of the
terminus of the Innis glacier. Picture
background of mountains $4,000
feet high, all snOw-clad, and then inn
agine gorgeous sun lighting up the
snow crystals with rainbow color. The
face of that glacier takes OH the hue Of
aquamarine the hue of every bit Of
floating ice, big and little, that sur
rounds the steamer and makes naviga-
ton serious. This dazzling serpent
moves at the rate of 500 feet day,
tumbling headlOng into the sea, and as
it falls the ear is startled by submarine
thunder. The berg goes down deep
into the sea, and woe to the boat that is
in its way when it rises"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
1t Seems a PITY

That as elegant stock of Fine Dry
Goods and Notions must be sold as a
bankrupt stock, and yet this is the case
with the entire stock formerly belonging
to E. Allen Il Co., No. so East Third
street. which was sold at auction by the
st. Paul Trust Company. as receivers for
above firm, to Mr.. GuStave Hememann.
The stock will be offered at retail COM
meDcing tomorrow at O'Clock, when
big Bargains" may be expected.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Through Pullman Buffet Sleepers,
Chicago to Los Angeles, Cal.

On Wednesday, November %, and
every Wednesday thereafter during
December. JANUARY and February, the
Illinois Central railroad will run
through Pullman Buffet Sleepers, Chica-
20 to Los Angeles, California, via New
Orleans and the Southern Pacific Com
pany. Rate per double berth in these
Sleepers. only $3.50 Chicago to Los An
geles. Price of round trip ticket,
Chicago to Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco Ton sale every day.. 500. Tickets
good to return within six months, and
by any direct northern route, if desired,
without extra charge.
For through rates and tickets apply
to nearest ticket agent, and for circular
containing fnI particulars address +. b.
BOwes, General Northern Passenger
Agent /. &. X. r., l21 Randolph street,
Chicago
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
The Changing Seasons.

Toledo BIade.
Umpire turning YEARLY On his cot in
hospital to new arrivaD-I thought the
base ball season was over?
New Arrival-It is; but the football
season is in full blast.
And they relapsed into unconscious
ness.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Utica Herald.
The state canvassers throw out 22,s5S
votes cast by Onondaga county for Mil
ton II. Merwin for Judge of the SUI
preme court, the correct title being JUS
tice. The rejection of these votes does
not affect the result, as Judge Merwln
had no opposition, but the incident de-
serves mention as mistake that ought
not to occur.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

"Adolphus, dye know that ] am lit
tie veXed at Miss Simmons?" What
happened, Arthur, old boy?" "Well,
you know pride myself on my sing
ing We were at the piano. 'I'll sing
one more song and then go home l
SAID" "Was it late?' about mid
night" And what did she say"
"She said, Can't you 90 home first"
''And did you?" Yes, Adolphus. |
tell you Pm little veXed about it,
Saturday Gazette.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Auction of Oriental Rugs.

Tomorrow will place ON exhibition
at the Art Rooms of Stone d Co., 46
East Third street, the balance of the
celebrated Iskender Bey Collection of
Oriental Rugs, Carpets, Portieres, etc.;
also large invoice which has just ar
rived. This exhibit is the finest ever
seen in st. Paul, and is we'll worth in
spection. The same will be sold at aue-
ton on Thursday. at p. IN. Make Sc
lections before the sale.
A. Nj. DoHERTY, AuctiOneer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

The Reason Why-"How is it, young
man." he said, that you can make
$1,000 year playing base ball, while |,
college professor, can only make
s., COOP" "Well, | don't know, sir,
was the reply, Il 'spose mans intelli
gence generally governs matters. -
New York Sun.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Doctor, passing stonecutter's yard
Good morning, Mr.. Jones. Hard at
work, ] see. suppose you finish your
gravestones as far as In Memory of,
and then wait for some one to die, ELI?
Stonecutter-Why. yes; unless some
body's sick and you're doctoring 'em;
then keep right on.-Boston Gazette.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
OfCourse lie Did.

Harpers Bazaar.
''It's beautiful day for walk" she
said, looking out of the window.
''lndeed it is" he said, doing like
wise.
Would you like to take walk?' she
continued.
above all things"
"Then why don't yOu?"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
ROOFS. Books: Book {:

For the Holidays.
c. Edwards List,
200 East Seventh street.
II vols. Scott, S4.4S.
vols. George Eliot's, sS.4S.
5 vols. Macaulay's England. s1.4S.
vols. Macaulay's Essays, S1.4S.
5 vols. Goethe. S4.9S.
vols. Schiller, S4.4S.
While thew last.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
The Proof of the Pudding Is the
Eating.

Never in the history of the grocery
business in st. Paul have our citizens
had the advantage of so complete a
stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries, to
select from, as is to-day handled by
Michaud Bros, wholesale and retail
purveyors. For their holiday trade
they have secured the choicest prOduc-
ton of every land on this mundane
sphere, and they make display of Ia
bic Delicacies, Confectionery, Nuts,
etc., that is really infinite.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Lie.
The Baronet-I see there has been a
great fire. in New York.
The Lady Frances-In New York?
Fancy! We saw New York, didn't we?
The Baronet-Why, of course. my
dear. We were there week. Don't
you remember an enormous town with
ash barrels and garbage in front of the
house?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Holiday Goods.

c. Tuchelt, the tobacconist S45 Wa
basha street, st. Paul. has Just opened
a fine line of Leather Cigar Cases anG
Smokers Articles, selected and pur-
chased during his recent visit TO Ger
many and other European countries.
These goods are very attractive.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Stuckup drinks, and their daughter sits
up until IL O'Clock with some young
man, and Mrs. Stuckup has a brother
who went ont West and is a regular
cowboy or something. It's perfectly
awful the way things are going on in
that family, and l don't suppose I've
half heard yet. Well, l must hurry
back to the kitchen and help peel the
potatoes. Philadelphia Record.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Lambreouins, sepia Paintings.

Oil Paintings, Celluloid Novelties. En-
broidery Silks, Linen Head Rests, Sofa
Cushions, Table Spreads, and many
other things useful, ornamental and ar
tistic at Mrs. Nichols Art Bazaar, Dick
inSon's Glass Block, Fifth street en-
TRANCE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Taking Things Literally.

Philadelphia Record.
Mother-Your teacher says you
walked all over the school room this
morning taking off your hat and coat.
Little Dick Gnnocently)-Yes, ma,
went to my desk with my hat and coat
on, and she told me to walk around and
take 'em off.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

One of the finest photographic panels
we have ever offered, size l4X2S inches,
mounted ready to hang up, will be
given free to all purchasers of Teas,
Coffees or Baking Powder Dec. II and
following week. As our number is linn
tied, we hope our many patrons will not
fail to call early and secure one. Great
Atlantic & Pacific Tea company, 4lS
Wabasha street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Epoch.
Wife CRITICALLY ilD-What does the
doctor say, George?
Husband-That you are very, very
i'll. dear.
Wife after short pause)-If should
not get well, George, give my sealskin
sacque to your sister. FL just let her
see it's real; she has more than once in
simulated that it's only plush.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

Birmingham Republican.
Patti sleeps twelve hours of every
twenty-four. That is where she has
the advantage over those who want to
hear her MARBLE. They have to hustle
at least sixteen hours out of every
twenty -four to acquire the wherewith.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
i'm Reliable Shoes
Great Expectation.

AmeflCa.
AffectiOnate Nephew-As soon as l
heard of uncle's illness l rushed over
here. ] must see him.
Nurse-ImpOssible The doctor says
the slightest shock may kill him.
Nephew All the more reason why |
should see him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16
Satan Finds Some Mischief Still.

New Ork sun.
Woman's way: "YOu should never
point, Johnny" said Mrs. Brown, as
they left the store. ut is very rude"
But what are you to do. ma, when
you don't know the name of the thing?"
Why" she returned, ''let the clerk
show you every thing in the store until
he comes to the right one"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-16

"Why," asked Alpha. lis it called the
impressionist school of painting?' BE
cause" replied Omega, when looking
at their pictures your first impression of
"a portrait of an old man. is that the
subject is twilight in winter "-NOr-
ristOWn Herald