New-York tribune., 1888-04-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

To peanut vender: You say you are gong to start
q and stylish stand in the Bowery, and ask what
you shall call IL. @The D. B. HIP would be a
fslicltous name for peanut stand.
petition has been hung up in the post office and
10 receiving numerous signatures, asking Tor more
efectual liotectlon to agli ulturc. Among the
articles enumerated It asks for duty OF 20 cents Per
96 cents ps bushe on potatoes and ONIONS; q per
100 on cabbage; % per ton on nay io cents per
en per- do2s on az Eggs and 50
poultry. Sign the petition and iet Democras.io
Congress know your wlshes-(Cooldge lhan.) Cit-
izcn.
We remarked the other day that the word had not
yet been invented to signify Mr. Berghs loving re-
gard for the brute creation" AS II anic pating our
thought I" The Sun" that same morning said tha MT
Bergh was "phlozclst' We believe that to be
properly formed from the Greek, but in English 1t has
a harsh dlscoriant, uneuphonous sound And Il
that represents the man who possesses the qualify
what shall call the quality itselff Unless we can
do better than "phlOzost" IT will be wise to go on
using the English phrase, Glove of anIInals,' for a
while longer
A Difercnce.-Husband (sadly)-You are not what
you used to be, Fannie.
your best girl but Pm your wife, and 1t makes
great sight Of dlTerence.-(Iid- Bits.
Mr.. Blaine Will be at sea when the Republican
National Convention meets. In this respect he will
differ from the Convention.
Mexico Is not rushing to ruin, as its enemies at
home and abroad seem to hope II Will out, on @ the
ernmcnt, wise legislation aud popular education
People who prefer ten churches to one scho0lhouse
dislike the Diaz Administrations people who prefer
horse track through the forest to railway pray 10
heaven for change OF political rule people VINO IKE
wasting revolutions and the spectacle OF men OF the
same race shooting each other down on account OF
political or theological distractions 90 not enjoy me
firm rule which gives Mexico peace and prosperity.
These the real reasons for the dissatisfaction WIN
Daz that comes to the surface among opponents OF
nineteenth century ideas-(Lettor in Boston Herald
Chlcago's great and only Carter Harrison, who is
now in India, Is much impressed by the towers of
silence which he has seen in that country. He may
havo one transported Chicago and set up near the
Board Of Trade Building curiosity.
A LESSON IN BUTTER
A llttle maid in the morning sun
Stood merrty singing and churnins-
"Oh how l wish this butter was donel
Then of to the fields I'd be turning"
So she hurried the dasher up and down,
TIL the farmer called with half made frown--
Chun slowly"
Don't ply the churn so fast. my dear,
1t is not good for the butter,
And Will make your arms ache, too, rear,
And put you all In hutter:
For this is rule wherever We turn,
Don't be in a haste whenever you churn-
Churn sowlyi'
"If you want your butter both nice and sweet,
Don't churn with nervous jerking,
But ply the dasher slowly and neat,
You'll hardly know that you're working:
And when the butter has como you'l say, q
'Yes, surely, this Is the better way
Churn slowly"
Now all you folks, do you think that you
Don't DO In haste, whatever you do,
And When ASs sous you stand at Lies great churn
Let the farmers words to you return
Churn slowlyp
-(Llncoln Journal.