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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
The Latest Fad.
From the Philadelphia Meas.

"Ohw
whats the matter?"
There's horried bug on your trousers
Brush it off, Jacki"
A pretty girl and particularly we'll dressed
youth were walking out Walnut street yester-
day afternoon about O'Clock. The pretty
girls face filed with horror at the sight of a
long, brightly colored caterpillar which ex-
tended itself lengthwise on her companions
pantaloons Just above the knee. She struck 1t
deity with her parasol but the insect chung to
the cloth, which was a fine quality of black
Cashmere second poke with the parasol
failed to dislodge It. Finally she stopped and
tried to pick 1t off, but 1t refused to move.
Better leave him alone, SIS" laughed the
young man, and upon her asking what 1t was
remarked as follows.
LISA new wrinkle. You order a jet black
pair of trousers with q shine on the cloth. Then
after your tailor has cut the pieces, have a spot
marked on the piece over the left knee and get
somebody to embroider there a bug or a butter
fiv, or some such insect. It's only been ont
week, and nobody has it outside of Philadelphia.
Great idea, eh. sis?'
'Who embroidered that!"
Fannie; great scheme "
His sister cured her lips. II don't like it,"
said she.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
Are the Reports Reliable ?

Some of the correspondents at jackson.
vile endeavor to create the impression that
the official bulletins of the board of health
are not reliable, and that there are a great
many more cases of fever than are reported.
There may be a few cases which are not re-
ported. II the number were large the fact
would have been apparent long ago in the
report of the number of deaths. There
have been few deaths in comparison to the
number of cases, and if it be true, as
alleged, that the city is full of unreported
cases the fever must be of a remarkably mild
type indeed
While physicians may conceal cases, they
cannot avoid stating the cause of death in
the certificate which they give, and upon
which burial permit is obtained. The
death list cannot be questioned, even though
there may be doubts that the list of new
cases contains all the cases.
But it does not appear that any deaths
have occurred from the fever the cases of
which bad not been reported to the board
Of health. This being admitted, either all
the unreported cases recover, or else there
are no unreported cases.
1t is probable that the reporters get about
all the cases, and there is some ground for
thinking that not a few of the cases reported
are not yellow fever.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
A Bachelors Soliloquy.

Just think, if had married her
What horrible life I'd have hadl
husband Protector! A father
By Jove! il I'm not glad
To think that no human being
Has a right TO thing from met
/ can spend-or invest my winnings,
Just as it pleases me.
There's no one to want-a bonnet
No-baby-with laughs or cries
To disturb me when writing sonnd4
And blindingly kiss my eyes.
And yet-the little one loved me,
And loved her too, in a way,
But twas kinder to both not to marry,
And told her 50, that day
By Jovel when think of her eyes, though,
When l said'it so honestly out
How the trust like the light of candle
Just quIvered, d-died-then doubt,
If were not, in spite of my freedom
A happier man, in the main,
If her soft little hand were just here-so-
And she trusted and loved me again.
But pshaw I'm free and bachelor
I've done as l pleased from the start,
And surely that is much better
Than having homeland a heart!
JAMES SCOTT STUART.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
What Allied Nero.
From Hdrper's Magazine.

FTOW IfuTIIeF 3 UuYtIzIHe.
Rome was burning. The destroying element
was gradually eating up the business portion of
the eternal city, and the emperor consoled him
self by playing his violin. On the evening of
the third day of the fire, the imperial musicale
was interrupted by the freedman Milichus, who
rushed into the emperor's presence with the
news that the Tigelne block had been attacked,
and that all the stores therein were going up in
smoke
''Whatr cried the emperor. stopping in the
middle OF bar-a thing he had never been
known to do before-''the Tigelline block gone
up? Oh dear oh dear! This will never do.
Why, they kept the best T. strings in the Roman
empire at No. Tigelline block. HE thee, dear
Mchus, TO the Tigelline and seek through the
ruins, and if by morn thou bringest me word
that the string stock is saved, will make
the commissioner of lictors ere the sun doth
set."
And the strong man sat down upon his
Savonarola chair and wept bitter tears.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

1t doesn't seem to be lucky for public men
in the democratic party to oppose tariff
reform. Nearly all of the democratic CON
gressnen who have done so have been
defeated for denomination. The latest ad-
dition TO the list is Congressman Sowden.
of Pennsylvania, who voted against the
Mills bill, and who expressed some rather
violent opinions with regard 70 the admin
istration. The people of Mr.. Sowden's
home, Allentown, have publicly stated t heir
disapproval Of his course, and the next
congress will hardly be honored by Mr.
Sowdcn's presence. In his retirement, he
will have plenty Of time to mediate upon
his mistake.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
He Deserved no Pity.
From Td-Bits.

"Hello! What's this?" asked a benevolent
resident of an Arizona town. rs he came sud
denly upon a neckte social in full blast.
''Jist Jtringing up a dudo," exclaimed one OF
the party, as he took better hold OF the rope;
WAL, that's nawthin' ter hang man fer. "
But he's from Boston"
WAL, don't hang the poor Teller fer that.
You see he left the place"
AN he's stole a boss"
80 hev the most Of us, partners"
AN he dropped Red Shirt Dick this mornin'
Killed him dead as a door-nail."
lob, that's nawthin',' persisted the benevo'
lent resident.
"An he ser eye-ther and nigh-ther."
you don't say" exclaimed the benevolent
chap, excitedly. up he goosl Pull on that
rope lively"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Owing to Mr.. Blaines recently contracted
habit of revising and sometimes rewriting
his speeches, the newspapers are not always
able to print them the day after the are
delivered. The one concerning Mr.. 0eve-
lands fisheries message was deliveret last
Saturday, but it was not given to the public
till Monday. The New York Tribune
attributes this to the "delays in th, trans
mission by telegraph" The T,'tbue should
not blame the telegraph operators for the
delay. Is the Maine man really going to
piecesl If he is not, why should he be so
greatly alarmed lest he should say some
thing no ought not?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mr.. Justice Lamar is as much at home in
saying complimentary things as he is in
discussing legal problems or great political
questions. AT Mount Washington the other
day he awarded the prizes won in the coach
ing parade. He was greatly pleased with the
pretty ladies in the procession, and as the
tally-hos, freighted with feminine lcyeli-
ness, passed by, his admiration was I'M
bounded. He said, amid rounds of hearty
applause: "If you had sent these pretty
ladies down south about thirty years ago
you would have saved great deal of am
munition, for they would have converted
every man of that section from supporter
of the doctrine of secession into q warm
advocate of an indissoluble union.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEET1Nes-Golden Rule Lodge No. IL, l. o.
OF.
SPECIAL NOTES.-THE Faust Beer John
Kuck; Notice to Ice Consumers, Artesian Ice
and Storage Company; Florida Freghts, c. ID.
Owens, Traffic Manager.
New STOVES ADDED-Lovell & baltimore.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Miscellaneous
AUCTION SALEs-Household Furniture, by G.
II. Dorsett; Furniture, by J. Mclaughlin G. Son.
READ BY EvERYBoDY-Puck, at William
Estills
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

1t is habit with some of the newspapers.
particularly i'll Illinois, to poke fun at Con-
gresham Lawler, of that state, for want
of collegiate education, for which he is in no
way responsible. Mr.. Lawler may not be
a great scholar, but that does not appear to
prevent him from being a great congress.
man. All the districts of Northern Illinois,
except his own, are represented by republ
leans IL is said OF him that he neve,l
leaves Washington while congress is il
session, and if he is not at the capitol, b
is somewhere in the city serving his CO.
stituents. He works some days as manyls
sixteen hours, and answers all lettrs
promptly. What congress needs is mre
members like LAWYER.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
The Soldieron't Approve.


We have learned somewhat careful study
OF the pension questn all its phases that the
incessant demand fore pension legislation,
resulting in bills thai for from five to fifteen
hundred million doln addition to what has
already been done.lot in accordance with
the wishes of nlty Of the ex.soldiers.
The men whose valFed this republic do not
claim to own it exclnly, or desire to ruin 1t.
They are not patriot revenue only. l.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Very good news comes from New Jersey
and Connecticut. In tho first named state
well-informed democrats laugh at the idle
boasts Of republicans that it will go repub-
licsn. Senator Mcpherson, Gov. Green,
ex-Gov. Albeit and Congressman McAdoo
are conducting the democratic campaign
there, and they are satisfied their party
will triumph. In Connecticut the republi-
cans have become alarmed because so
many republicans have gone over to the
prohibitionists, while the democrats present
solid front. The fact isi that the news all
along the line is encouraging 10 the demo
crats.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
Are 20.
From the Nevrk Herald (Ind.)

ITUUt tTtF VT7tVI'Y
President Clevelas right in holding that
article 30 is no longe force, aud hence that
Canada has no rightder that article. But
law of congress gives to Canada the
valuable privilege otnshipping her imports
across the United st free OF duty, and this
privilege Gao be witiwn or suspended only
oy action of congre, 1t has been assumed
that our laws also nat Canada to send her
exports through thiuntry without payment
of duty. But our 'hington correspondent
has pointed out thatspectlc statute to that
effect has yet been d,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
A GtPair.


From the PIoufe Journal Qld)
Mr. Blaine's fguresarding the compare,
tive amount of depos the savings banks Of
Great Britain and Malusetts by wage work
ers are Ak ingenious an Ignatius Donnellys
cryptogram, and layout as much definite
basis. According TO own admission there
are no definite statiso show what proper
ton of the deposits az workingmen as dis
tinct from other elias
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Senator Walthall told the truth the other
day about southern elections and republi-
can Investigations of them. Why is it the
republicans never seem anxious to investi-
gate real election frauds in other sectionS2
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

It win be observed as somewhat signifl-
cant that whenever any considerable num-
Der OF farmers have met in cow ention since
Mr.. Blanes defense of trusts, they have
not failed to condemn trusts in unmcasured
terms. Perhaps if the monopolists were
called together they would approve Mr..
Blnine's words. 1t has boon long time
since he was not controlled by the monopo-
lists
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mrs. S. N. BallinGsley, of Missouri, wears
an expensive bustle-one in which she con
ceals 81, 600 while travelling. She stopped
at Kansas City the other night and the next
morning she forgot the hustle 1t may be
imagined that there was hustle in the
household when she got home and reached
for her money. She recovered the valuable
article, and in the future she will be more
careful Of IT,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Ben. Butlor is expected to make a speech
in Boston next Friday evening in which he
will discuss the tariff and the fisheries ques-
tions. He announces that he will neither
advocate nor oppose the election of any
particular candidate. Ten TO one, however.
that he will get in left-handed lick at MIR.
Cleveland, whom he has mover forgiven for
not allowing the Butler party to defeat him
in 1884.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mr.. Thurman has arrived at home, and
says he feels better than when he left. He
is particularly pleased with the condition
of his voice, and thinks it has not been so
good fer ten years. The honors Mr.. Thur
man is receiving are calculated to rejuve-
nate him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Gen. Harrison listened to a sermon at
Middle Pass Island Sunday, in which the
minister attacked the memory of Mr. Conk-
ling. Probably the minister prepared his
remarks specially for the generals delecta-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Jay Gould has returned to his home in
New York, and says he is fully restored to
health. He takes a hopeful view of crops,
and of other things in general Gould's
opinions are of considerable Importance.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

A writer in the New York Herald sug-
gests that the three rs will bring defeat
upon the republican party this year. BY
the three rs he means trusts, treaty and
treasury. He may be right.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Our quarantine is being so frightened that
it is not an easy matter for unauthorized
persons to get through it. The tighter the
better, but the main point is that it shall be
kept tight all the time until the danger is
past.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mr. Clevelands $4,000 contribution to
the democratic campaign fund, according
to a republican newspaper, shows that he
is worried about the situation. Beg your
pardon. 1t shows that the republicans are
going to be worried about the situation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Another young lady has married her
fathers coachman. Miss Fannie Boyling
ton is the daughter of one of the oldest and
wealthiest of Chicagoaus and she welded the
coachman despite her fathers opposition.
More divorce work for the Chicago courts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mrs. Beasley, of Camden, N. j., has in
vented q machine which promises to bring
her wealth. 1t is one by which barrels can
be made much quicker than under the
present system. Tho machine, it is said,
viii do the work of sixty men, and at one
fourth the cost. A good many women
have lately become inventors.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

There are so few political meetings and
campaign speakers in the south that the
southern people can hardly realize that
presidential campaign is in progress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

The gubernatorial candidates in Florida
have to spend about as much time in the
quarantine camps as on the stump. They
are therefore in no danger of overworklng
themselves
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Mr.. Samuel j. Randall is gradually re-
gaining his strength, but it is not expected
that he will be able to take part in the
presidential campaign. His physician says
he will be able to resume his duties in con-
gress at the beginning of the next session,
but, even then, he will be compelled to
exercise good deal of prudence.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29
CURRENDMMENT.
Mendirences.

From, the BaIti Herald Rep.)
Absenteeism is one the congressional
shortcomings just novany of the statesmen
are Obliged to be az h to see about their
November fences. V G. reelection is at
stake, the interests of ountry are very small
potatoes, indeed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Quite lively fight is going on in Della
ware between Senator Salisbury and NJ.
James l. Wolcott. for the United States
senatorship. Mr.. Wolcott is said to be
protege Of Mr. Bayard. At last accounts
he was ahead in the race, having 32 votes in
sight. while Senator Salisbury had only
~. The contest will be close one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

Jake Kilrain, the pugilist, since he re-
turned to this country, is SAID to have the
genuine English accent. Jake will inn
mediately become immensely popular with
Americans who ape English customs and
habits. With others, he will be held in
considerable contempt, not because English
customs and habits are not good enough in
their places. but because American customs
and habits are good enough FOX Americans.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-08-29

A Washington dispatch to republican
organ grnvely announces that the Senate
tariff bill is ready to he reported, and that
the republican senator's are harmonious
concerning it, but it is deemed inadvisable
to report it at this time, because the Senate
is not yet ready to discuss it, No doubt in
n few days we will get reliable statement
that the republicans are still wrangling over
the preparation # the bill.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-01
MINNEAPOLIS GLOBULES.

One case of diphtheria was reported yes
terdav.
Bank clearings yesterday, s9s7.O11.4O; for
the week, So, 1870, 92S. 50.
George Revetu sues Edwin I'D. Chadick for
S54I.7S Tor labor performed.
The Tam O'Shanter gave pleasant social
at the Albion rooms last evening.
Bishop Whpple addressed the Young
Ladies' Guild of All Saints church last eve
ming.
There viii be no inquest over the body of
Nels Gystrom, killed by the cars Wednesday
evening.
John Schapps cigar factory, at 4O4 Six
teenth avenue. was entered by burglars who
secured 1000 cigars.
VIM. Hanson was sent to the workhouse
for ninety days yesterday for interfering
with an officer while making an arrest.
Michael McNarey was arrested yesterday
for stealing 81 worth of wearing apparel
from Anna Malson, at 427 Second street
North.
The last OF the cyclorama of Jerusalem will
be seen to-day. The building will close at 10
O'Clock tonight until u new picture is Sc
cured
A young man, while in a state of intoxica-
ton, fell through window at the st. James
hotel last evening. For a wonder he was
not hurt.
Ivan Perian, the Russian lecturer, will de-
liver an ADDRESS at the TeSluel1ce OF IrcSluent
Northrop, of the State university, tonight.
Subject-Tolstoi, the artist.
Nicollet Lodge No. 119. I. o. o. f.. elected
at their last meeting the following officers:
c. 4. Lindeman, n. c.; l.. E: Fisher, V. G.;
III. G. Conner, r. S.; E. E. Kelly, P. S. c. E..
Bigelow, treasurer.
Plymouth church-Morning service at
1880 sunday with sermon by the pastor.
Peoples Praise service at 1880 p. H.. with
the ninth of the series of sermons on the
parable of the Prodigal Son. Subject-The
Preparation of the PTodigal to Return: How
shall the Sinner Stop Shining?
Marriage licenses were issued yesterday to
Israel Hermanson and Anna Paulson, George
Kibbey and Mary l.. Cole Bert Paulson and
Anna Tufs!ad John Rolander and Louisa
Hegfeld, Esten Olson and Anna j. Larson,
Herbert n. Chadbourne and Louise Lanctol,
Frank j. Layine and Hannah M. Bowman.
Two men giving their names as Mccain
and Henderson were arrested yesterday by
Inspectors Lawrence and Fairbaim on a
charge of having entered William Perkins
residence, at 1920 NIcollet avenue, Wednes
day evening and stealing two seal cloaks and
some jewelry. The men were identified by
the pawnbroker to whom they sold the
goods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-01
POLITICS INTERFERING
With Measures to Relieve the Dis
trict Court Pre- ssure.

The necessity for relieving the press
ure of business at the local courts by
Increasing the number of judges, or re-
ducing the district, OF both, is forcing
itself upon the attention of the mem
bers of the legislature. Politics and
perhaps little local feeling between
the Twin Cities are all that stand in
the way of an easy solution of
the difficulty. There is not the
mereSt shadow of an excuse for any
longer lacking the counties of Wright.
AnOka and Isanti to this district. Since
the last election there is even no politi-
cal excuse. Those three counties desire
the divorce, and the legislature should
grant it. Their reasOn-Or one reasOil-
is that Hennepin overshadows them,
and they are absolutely pOWcrlesS in the
naming of any one OF the judges. Mill
neapOliS politicians are anxious to keep
them in the district to increase
the offices to be filled from
this county, and that is the one
underlying reason. 1t is said that Ger
tain st. Paul men, desiring to see the
number of Judges equal in each city,
will support no bill that gives Mime
apoiis an extra judge unless st. Paul
also gets one, and that this feeling is a
bar to getting the necessary enactment,
but this is probably without much foun-
dation in fact. A bill will be introduced
giving Minneapolis an extra judge and
cutting off Wright, Anoka and lsanti
counties, and a lively time over it is an
ticipatGd.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-12-01
MINNEAPOLIS
SMALL HOPE FOR GOOD.

The people of North Minneapolis. as
well as those of other localities, are not
in a mood to calmly listen to dialecties
In the line of proper railroad policy,
Interesting as is the present discussion
of that subject. City Attorney Smith
and Mr.. MacCauley are both right in
what they say publicly, but what the
people want is action. The principle
Of a railroad crossing at grade On
popular thoroughfare is not SCUM.
one, and the denizens of therdpidly grow
Ing North end have cause to know it
and reason to complain. A discussion
of the city's policy is very tiresome to
them While the laws delay permits that
nnmitigated nuisance and menace at
Fourth avenue north. There is the one
hope, and the shallow one, that out of
the agitation some good may come. but
there is little reason to believe even the
powerful influence of our magnatic
board of trade can bring the st. Louis
road to reason, CT hasten the slow and
ponderous machinery of the United
States supreme court. Orators may
talk and attorneys may quote law,
but the main artery of the city will con-
tinue to be impeded and travel delayed
and endangered until the courts do their
utmost. Moral suasion, in this case,
seems to have exhausted its virtue.