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Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09


b>ek lsrA
Hzs hozg. Aay s.-Tn< assd BODY Of
Ns1haniei W. T. Hs<ck. bsnksr ssd eroksr.
wns ssg.nd ihis norsiss IA The yszd In the
rear Il 81 West TssnGsLh-sk The ssory of
hos as came to his death eozld net q ret
bs tels. baI tasss vss stsry ef hu Lillian
sec6eld. riehiy dressed ssd handsome
wsmza Of seoaI thirty ysszs to sasgssl the
suspicion Of narasr, set1sssd By jealousy.
Ma seo6s.d vss taken " the police s1a-
tioa sooa sflsx ths discovsry Of the body.
she and Der haxsszd hvs in spArtmsn4 si
TIA address xiv<a- MA Seohsld said that
sAe dlnsd wlEn Hatch ~ . rsstzuranE and
Hatca secsmpsnisd her home Arriving
there abe inyited nia la. she said. 70 sAou
him ee< apartments.
sco6eld vas at the tine asleep in the
back pArlor bat was aroused by tne move
inens Of his xifs aud Hsk<h. The latter
Was hastily concealed ia . room on the
second moor. sconsld's Jealousy wss aroused
10 . high pitch and be questioned his wife
IN mosI yielert way concerning the man
Who bad been with her. She stesdfsslly re-
fused 10 give ths mans name and insistsd
taat hs had left the house.
There was = lively quarrel between the
husband and wife. which only ended when
econeld lsft the house. The woman heard
nothing ulore. She searched the room
where she had left Hatch, but could not
hnd him there or ia any of the surround
ing apartments and thought that be had
lett the house. She retired and knew nc
more OF the broker or what happened IN
the night until the body was discovered in
| the yard this En0rnIng.
Seofsld was also taken to the station
| house. He Was formerly a broker ana II
| good circumstances He told the poiici
1 that he had cause on several occasions 4
| doubt his wife's fidelity.
| Hatch Was . member of the hrm o
| Walker T. Hatch & Son, bankers aud brok
| ers, and his eldest son was senior membe
OF the hrm. He lived with his wife al 5
| West FifIy-third-st Until . few years ago
be resided in Brooklyn. where his wife wa,
one of the most prominent ladies in society
on the heights.
| A coroner's inquest was held this after
noon. From Mr.. and Mrs. Schofieid' test
mony IL was evident that Match was kiilec
by falling from the bath room window, ans
the prisoners were released.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Mrs. RI. p. Crewe accompanied by Miss
Minnie Peregrine. sis-cr Of ). w. Peregrine.
General Manager Of the Grand Rapids
School Furniture Company, left on Monday
evening tor San Frznei.co wners they will
reside.
J. N. Rouse caves soon for Denver.
Colorado, 20 reside III has been out Of
health for some time past and has decided
that the climate of Michigzo does not agree
with him. Af. Rouse viii 10 later.
Charles Moore. representing the Detroit
Frnsiag Journal. has been taking in the
Repnblican Convention, and will be in The
city over Thursday. TO take N the Demo-
cratic Convention also
Or. &c. Parker. state Fish Commission er.
goes % Detroit Monday next To attend the
United states Fishsries Association, which
meets in that city Tuesday and Wednesday.
Nay IS and Is.
Born on Tuesday, May 8, to mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Wstrou,. an eight-pound girl.
Finest in the city. Mother and daughter
both doing we'll
Mrs. n. Brown and daughter Carrie. OF
10 Sheldon-st-. viii leave today for few
weeks WHIT st Mount Pleasant and Cad
ilse.
Hon. y. r.. Koon, wife and daughter, oi
Hiltsdsls. srs tho guests Of Mrs. Morris Al
her residence on Chsrry-st-
J. z. Andrews was called home 20 Detroit
last evsaing by the serious illness OF bis
httls daughter. Geneyiene.
Dr. Mary r. Thompson. who has been
seriously III for some time past was re-
ported better yesterday.
Ed-in +. Consly and Boss w. W
wheston. Of Detroit. srs registered al
Sweets.
Dr. r. r. Marsh. Of Quincy. Mich. is q
guest e. the residences OF J. L. Robbins, oi
Fow~ll-st
Russell Fisher Of the Free ReSs. Is in tha
city. taxing in the conventions.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Cfprrrr CsCsT-John sstsier "a los
Hsrrmsnn. trespsss continued without
ccsts. s.--wslter r CarnE1ings e a.. as
sunfp=it. Jury on trfai.----Neii NSliou-v
- the sawuehip Of Walker. trsspsss on the
rass. motson fnr security for cosfs denleS.
srvza7sS Corzr-S n Clay - Faos
Puimsn. fr-~pa<- On tie csse; motion fRr
security. .or ecsts herefofors argued snd
snhusiftpi is 8snied ----Jennis Psirnsr -
Milton j. PALMER. n chsncsrv. hesrinz IN
cren cnrrt, decree grsntesi eoznpisinant
rrrll-llis nm -s-ll,r,.-rt
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

The Old la3v vh3 rsriied. vhsu asked
hos bs- Iivsr wxs. God b.sss nns. I never
hsard thet there vse soca thing 10 ths
house.r zss notsd for he, sEsiaS{htv. Pro
mefhsns rhea chained - rock. rizhf -
vel have prs1sadsd - 5e b&ppT. - shs
nan vho : chained - diseased liver
Fer poor Fr01s there rss 70 esospe
but ~ sAe rae ef III. Pse-ess ssss1'
Parrstsvs Peslsss fte fisszress5.e So i1sz
irT5tst8s terap@r. consfipsflou. ind. zssiicyn.
dizziness aud siskbes sscbs, shica srs
ssns.a bT sssssd Eysr. psoEa pity dsssp-
gazr
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

OTTAWA. 0nt., Nay Rev. Mr.. Brick, .
Church Ct EnsisBd missionary from the
Peace River district, east of Alaska. has
sked tie Government 20 grant speedy re-
lief % starving n01-tTeaty Indians in that
rerlote distrief. A vsTitsale ianins hss
existed there for two years All the larger
zsms disappeared over twelve months seo.
whias Zoe RABBITS are fast becoming extinct.
The missionary brings credentials from fhs
, shup 0f Atas58scs- IN bis letter fhe
she B.shop gives an instance Of twelve psr.
soas dgiax trom starvation.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

The police we're notified yesterday that
Dr. E. Nuldsr had hesn found dead in his
red At his boarding house. No. 81 Canal. 81.
Coroner Brsdish vas summoned. wbo
viewed the remains and asd them removed
20 - 6ri-n's as6ertaklng rooms. snd after
investigating. he came to the conclusion
that the nan csme 90 his death from
natural cs1ses. The deceased vas sbou
A. Tesrs Old. snd bad been sick sbouf two
weeks. vac Ia the habit Of taxing morphins
snd be msF possibly haVs taksn an over
&r~aa
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Bar CRY. May s.-Hon. James Birney
died this morning. after . weeks illness,
with kidney and heart trouble. aged 20
years. lie vas . son OF James q. Birney,
who ran for President on the Liberal ticket
Ia is40. getting 1000 votes. The decea ssd
had been a resident of the Saginaw valley
since 1888. and vas elected State Senator in
1853, Lieutenant Governor in 1880. and then
he went ss United States Minister to the
Netherlands, resigning in 1882, and had
been prscticing Law since. He vas Presi-
dent Of the City Board OF Education at the
time OF bis death, and ke leaves two daught.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

ert%HHtft - - f--rEsta etetAA
Lsao<T. May The stssuser Mar .
~ish hsr hsrFe. nader oourasns Of Csptsi n
Jossia- $ hauling grzvsi from Rsss Riz-r .
Nssxegoc---Nr- John wssf5srxays has
-sssed hss sorse sni hss puf "a undsz
a. s.sTl til5sy = sbcuf - ieave lamont
~ fsspzrsIsa. Ind ~ne~e - wI.s attend
sroesol. TIE Ss7d aovs .saf - Coopers-
Tsise te Sc TEE Cor fedeTsfs Sry. IhsT
g1Te tocrersvf.ie = sire of tbeir Esas5c -
y ~sezt seems - y rsvfving sfssV tee
sfe rsa.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

tNattsttt = - N>s@aNstteA>N
in Traverse City closed for good before mid
night on SATURDAY ast. Although not re-
quirsd hy law the saloons we're closed all
day on sunday. and st ID O'Clock az night
except SATURDAY.. How many Mic higsu
towns Of 400o inhabitants can present the
sema rsrorff
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

FHrLADELPHs, May s.-Rooert Hall and
David vineent we're hanged At the county
prison at 1919 this morning. The crime
Cor which Hall forfeited bis life ~ the pen
atty was the murder OF his mistress. Mrs
Lillian T.. Rivers. on TIE third Of June last.
Vincent. or Vicenzo di Fite, Italian, mur-
dered Greek sailor, ssmed Georzs CsToiO-
iatl In a drnnken quarrel September IA.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

sSsNsssSe - ~ rs>se,<A etts1s
wsrrxssLF, kay s.-The annual charter
election Of this village vas hsId On Monday.
Three tickets we're 10 the tisid Rspuhlican
Prohibition and Union. Hon. n. r
Staples. Republican. vas elected President.
All those on the Republican ticket was
~ ks.4 ara
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

tttltsIsF = ~ ffltetasF ststls-
NsaoCr~Ts. Mich. Nae s-A dynsmits
explosion occurred IN the Colby mine ~
this places this morning. Frsnk Ro5at-
skF vas instsntiv killed sad three ot6ers
fsfsliv Injured The enxire horse wa
burned and another Building rss blown y
soisnse~s- laea & ga
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

'.''-T|'E = - -|1E19t7 -'HtI@
EsHpxaF~s Nav Work wss bex1n %
dsT e. trsck-lsyinS and hsiissiiax the
Nickiesn sxtsnsion - tie Chfesxs eNs-f h
western 6ne. The road wiil 70 n Taauinx
shape - June "a
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Auction sale Of ID. J. Evans & Co.'S stock,
commencing Wednesday. Nay 3. this stock
will be sold without reserve a. auction &c
the highest bidder. Goods 81 private sale
during the day. Auction from to and
9.sS0 to p. m. c. w WhTKiNs. Agent.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09
Dom Pedro ssriouslv III.

MILAN, May s.-Dom Pedro, Empero. of
Brazil. has been attacked with plurisy and
bis physicians unanimously attest the
serious character of his illness.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

ScloTrc1 CD ret. A. many - s~r. = -erv-
r. ne fcrynuls ~ Dr Eniis CsneA Srrus>
Ssirstion ofi hss msay e -rnpef H,rs 10 -
nsIkos sQt no rFaa FTice anlv ss csnx
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Hsod 3arz sr.rslis has hel ue6 ase nors
Ssr cafsrrh sud iasprre hlocd fasn any
thiss esse I ev-T asen writes NJ A.. Bsll
Syracase. ). =. Erntress 81 ataers give
sraiixr b<s<wnmo
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09
He CERTAINLY WILL,

Minister-Well, Bobby, do you think you
will be a better little boy this year than you
were last?
Bobby hopefully IL think SO. sir: / be-
gan taking Hoods Ssrsapsrills lest week.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

s.s-...~, t.2s>s. -. kaxsnz a Inree
- =, - ...ss.~,s.,,,.
ss1s a. foeefs oseha. sna 'As -
ere Mr.. Jefferson VII hsss - isszs Aeass
n Booth zad Barrett
W J. Seaman wlIl Appear hsAs ene~s
~ fouers IN his nsw play, san NJ tAsn
i With his rev selection 81 s"AsA s-ss nae
g<eAi success. ~fssk bSo.
arr.m IA, s.s,
tns company vh'ch y 70 pay GA cenea ,ss
~ AeNlekefs thli~<o 4as~sts ae'-Sk '-s
summer Season
tnAfles n. u9sts a DrsSs Henkey
wiz be u.s1 =, New nealsnd Ass "a. sn1
his VIE Alss flsfs oslsa IN lls o~sA
y L. oka1s ths @dvasce hsn Axsr ioI
| j. seaman. has tessee ~Hsf1oe villa 81
| Ocean Grove. New Jersey. ate VIII Aesf.
| seaside hotel curing tne summer nj
ekla IL ere oil the meet wiaeiy KNOWN men
| ~ the am usesaent profession; sna ne VI,
| naturally draw % this delightful little kote
. great number OF kanared souis- NJ can
closes with Seaman Nay ~. and VIII pro
ceed 81 once 20 Ocean Grove 70 manage ths
|
| There are large number OIL theeus-goer'
| in Grand Rapids who Will bail with deiishl
the appearance OF w. }. Seaman AT Powers
| Grand Opera House next Monday evening
when he will produce his new play shaun.
| ns-Lxwn. This Is an irish love story tuil
Of The exquisite comedy for whie3 the
romantic Celtic plays are noted. M. Scan
lan brings With him All The scenery Tor the
play and VIII sing bali a dozen new songs
| The Peek k-a-B0o" boy Is supported by an
excellent company.
AS the time Tor the production OF the
| grand orator,o OF The Creation" ep-
| prosches. the interest taken ia the resl y
| musical event Is becoming more marked
! Orchestra. chorus. soloists and conductor
are working hard aud q musical treat is if
store for our people.
The grand choruses ere being rehesrsec
thoroughly. go that the famous The Eeav
ems Are Telling" The Lord j. Great,
| Achieved L. the Glorious Work" and tnf
grsnd Amen" is insured q line rendition
The beautiful tenor sriss sung by th'
! great lyric tenor. Mr.. Tosct. meme shouiC
fail 10 hear. IN SDlendor Bright In
Native Worth" and the splendid recitation,
"In Rosy Mantle" as suog by him, alone
are worthy a crowded hall.
Dunlaps Stage NsWs speaks OF some stag
beauties who we're present al performance
of Natural Gas At the Fifth Avenu'
| theatre the other night cs follows. AmODc
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Pstrr Dcrsn arrived from Nnwsukee
across ne AXE lsst night. he = enthusis.-
tcsliv sfvocstirg Judge Morse a. the Dem
ecrstic candidate for tie ce Presidency.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09
At Home.

The challenge issued by the TELEeRAN-
HERALD base ball club has been accepted by
the Democrat nine and game willIbe played
st the fair grounds . week from Sun day for
SIS side. small admission fee will be
charged. Game called a. 100.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

ne tsxrr 1sw waite bslUeae wcr0 nT
sss p-trolnsn shis spTfsg. we're fa7aisssed
s. Bern. tf Hszse-
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Are you sick or feeling bsd7 Try All
Nations Remedy; it will satisfy you. Price
% cents
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Cabinet photographs At s. per dozen al
Neuiii's. Gum block 81 NoBrOe-st
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

:, s.s.te - rAt eaza sssts@
Itgslzs. ase s~>T ares eases uefe beard
- fte apreae geass. and nambes leA
- sad ~ Kerz z1Ssl - lfe z.lL
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

$500 PER DozEs.
Cabinet Photos, finest finish, at Wvkes'
gallery. 35 Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

All persons suffering from sick headache
and debility should use AL Nations Rem
edy.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

] you want Life. Wealth and Happiness,
US e All Nations Remedy. Price . cents.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Ms. Gsorgis Drew Barry more viii sean
me COMPANY wh3ch IL 10 play Old cenaeo les
a. Neyicker's Chicago 1he&lrs duflog tAs
summer season.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Cnarles IL. Hayt's "A Brass Monkey"
win be tried ct New Bsdfard Nay u. with
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

W. J. seaman viii appear nsxs nondss
~ Power in his nsv play, san NJ Lava
With his rev selection ef sonsA slss hli
Kxeai success. Peek - Boo,
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

WHxxLINe. W. Va. May s.-Lima out
batted Wheeling. bat Offset her good work
with the stick by rank errors. The score:
Wheeling ....4-.. .........0 0 0 0 0 S II
Lima. ....-..----.............0 0 8 l. 3
Base hiis-wheelng. IL: Lima, IL.
Errors Wheeling. 3: Lima. 4.
BaSteries-Lemons. stephens and Stencil Sow
ders and Somuens.
Umpire seullivan
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

CoLUaBUs. Ohio. May S.-The game was
stopped after six innings had been played
on account Of rain. Columbus having added
four runs IN the first half OF the 7th. which
was not finished. The score:
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Base hits-Col unnbs s: Toledo. S
EFrCrs-ColuG b0s, 2; Toledo, =.
Earned runs-Columbus. /: Toledo. 0.
Batteriss-Neai and Pike. Cook and Brown.
Cmpire-Stellberger.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09

Base hits-NansneId, :; kalamazoo, 4.
krfors- u Aansneld. o. Kalamazoo. l.
EaEned rnss-Mansheld. 3; Kalamazoo. o.
Three base aits-Hui-
B4.teries-DArragh aud Berger Sweeney and
Caihoun.
Jmpire-Bates.
Telegram-herald., 1888-05-09
The Trf-ss~ts Games.

sxsNasss. ysSs4ss.- tzsaAs
MAksuELD. o.. May sin the last half Of
ninth with Kalamazoo at bat and two out
the game vas called On account of rain.
The score:
M.nshald o o o 81
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-31
On the Judges Side.

A case was being tried in the west
of England. and ct it's termination the
judge charged the jury. and they re-
tired for consultation. Hour after
hour passed. and no verdict was
brought in. The judges dinncr-hour
arrived, and he became hungry and
impatient. Upon inquiry he learned
that one obstinate juryman was hold
ing out against eleven. That he could
not stand. and he ordered the twelve
men to be brought before him. He
told them that in his charge to them
he had so plainly stated the case and
the law that the verdict ought to be
unanimous, and the man who per-
mitte,: his individual opinion to weigh
against the judgment of eleven men of
wisdom was unit and disqualified ever
again to act in the capacity Of jury.
man. At the end of this excited
harrangue little squeaky voice came
from one of the jury. He said. "Will
your LOrlship allow me to say q
word?" Permission being given. he
added: MAY it please your Lordship
I am the only man on your s;de.-Ar-
goMGnt
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-31
Didn't Like the Humor.

Prankish Man Ito wife)-I wonder
what could have given me such cold
1t surely wasn't coming out too soon
after taking a Turkish bath.
Wife-That's just exactly what il
was. Wy. you ought to have more
sense than to act that way
Mani don't think it was the Turk
ish bath.
Wife-But know it was.
Man-But am confident it was not.
for. you see, have never taken q
Turkish bath.
Wife, don't know about that but
I do know one thing. You've got lesa
sense than any man I ever saw.
Man-Why. Mary, l just wanted "a
be little humorous.
Wifc-Wcll then. why didn't you
bel To be humorous is to be pleasant.
and If you had wanted to be pleasant
you would simply have said 4 know
that . Turkish bath couldn't have
given mo this cold. for / have no&
taken one Then. having arrived II
perfect understanding. We could
have talked Of something elsa ~
Arkoasos0 zfscelcS.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-31
CHURCH WOMEN.
They Are More Earnest In Their Efforts
Than Men.

They Are More Earnest In Their Efforts
Than Men.
More women than men belong to
church, and greater percentage OF
them are in good standing. not only in
sight of the pastor. but in the sight OF
the world also. They are, as rule.
more earnest. more exemplary. and
more inclined to attend to the duties
laid down in the church discipline than
men. Yet there are great many who
are ungenerous enough to say that
they do not mean it, but simply do
these things in order to win a little
notOriety.
This is ungenerous in the extreme.
Suppose they are more inclined to go
to church after getting a new dress. or
more prompt in attending the Dorcas
Society when they have bit of fresh
gossip to dispose of. what difference
does it make. so long as they attend to
their duties well?
Women are more impulsive than
men, and more sensitive. so that it Is
probable they feel better in new clothes,
and are more inclined to be sOciable
when they have fresh item of news
If this is true, may we not expect to
find them as earnest and prompt when
there are other matters of interest up
for consideration?
Rev. Joseph Cook and Rev. Mr.: Tai
mage tell us that the ladies in their
churches are more to be depended up
on than the men when there is work to
be done. These famous pastors preach
sermons especially for the edification
of the women, and rarely fail to in
clude something of especial interest to
them in their regular lectures and ser
mons.-Piasburgh Commercial Gazette.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-31
ANIMAL AILMENTS.

ma Differeuce BetwOen Cotsagious ant!
Infectious Diseases s
DR.. Frank Billings, of the University
of Nebraska. when in Chicago lately.
at the graduating exercises of the CHE
cago Veterinary College. in his address
to the class stated the points as be-
tween contagious and infectious dis
eases. resume of which we give al
follows: A contagious disease is ono
having its origin in individuals of GER
tain species, and never outside of it.
It is then extended to other animals OF
the same species. or to those suscepti.
BILE of other species by contact. or it
may be given by incubation with ma
terial polluted by them. The conta-
gious principle finds the necessary
nourishment to continued vitality with
in the animal organism only under nat
ural conditions. and it perishes soon
after leaving that organism unless pro'
tected artificially.
The development. on the other hand.
of an infectious disease is primarily in
the earth or in earthly material. under
proper conditions of heat and moisture.
Animals susceptible thereto must lie III
or upon such places or exposed to the
virus of such places. But an animal
so infected. unlike an animal having i
contagious disease. is not itself da,
gerous to other animals. 1t acts. how.
ever. as vehicle to carry the infect.
ing principle from an infected to AL
uninfected locality. 1t does not. like
the virus of contagious disease. per.
ish outside the animal organism, but
lives. multiplies. and may even in.
screase in strength previously dimln.
ished from special causes.
Swine plague and Texas fever wcre
cited as instances of infectious dis.
eases. A barrier like fence. for III
stance. may separate infected from
healthy animals. and even ward it IF.
The soil was stated to be the danger.
Gus medium of infection as well Il:
litter of any kind where the sick ami.
mails habited. Infected swine leave
the germs there, where they increase.
and the healthy swine receive them.
become diseased. and reinfect the soil
or carry the germs to other places and
infect them.
1t was advised to keep healthy hogs
from ali places that had been once in.
fected. to keep such hogs upon the
ground where originally attacked. and
to remove the hogs not yet show.
ing signs of disease. Healthy hogs
should. by no means, occupy pens o,
grounds that have been once infected.
DR.. Billings believes from his expert.
ments heretofore. that incubation
with attenuated virus will give i'm.
munity from the plague. But as tc
the practicability of this remedy,
thinks it should be done under the
supervision of State officers. In fact.
it must be compulsory. Farm, Field
and St0cEmdn
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-31
THE RESULTS CAME.
A SAEnclOuS COlOr~d Man NJ axes n Few
Reliable Predictions.

A SasnciOus COlOr~d Man NJ skss n Few
Reliable Predictions.
''What are you doing here?" asked a
policeman of col red man who had
his eye glue 10 y knOt-hole IN an alley
fence on The Brush arm the othe.
morning.
"Wait;n'. sah."
'FOr what?"
.Results."
.!What Iesults?"
Man sent me up to whit-w:si lie
kitchen teilin'. Woman said She do
de Job herself an save TO bits"
..Weli?"
.'She's mixed the liquid. sab. an
hunted up IN ole brush wild .bOut
fo'tcen hairs in it. Nov she 8 sittin'
ready. She's tel an apron ober her
head, stuck broOm-handle into de
brush. an is lugyin' de pail into de
house. Now de hired gal is putin all
de chairs out doahs."
.Any thing el.e?" asked the officer
after long wait
'.Jist q minute. sab; de res ats ar
almost heah.
Another minute went by. and then
there was wild yell from the house.
followed by crash. and tho man at
the knOt-hole chuck ID:
.,Jist like figgerel! De woman ap-
pears Boat eyes ar full Of lime. IN
when she fell OF de char she almOas'
busted cherry bono in her body. Now
dc hired gal has come out Now de
woman in de mex house runs in Now
do victim sots down on . box an dey
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