The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-11-30
MUST T-'e NOSE Col
A Claim That the Oifactory Sense Dimin-
i-hes IA star Progresses.

i-hos as star Progresses.
Tie future Of tae human nosc looks
DARK. A scientific gentleman has been
making ihis non-partisan organ the
SUBJECT Of his careful investigation
and makes a distressing report. he
argues that /. IS only q question Ci
time when all sorts If noses, the IL.
man. the anti-Romau, the snub and
the turn up, will have Permanently
disappeared from the human face.
The Philadelphia Telegraph presents
this abstract of the report:
When the sense Of smell vanlshes
aliogethor-as, it is affirmed, will ~
fallibly be the case one day-ihc organ
itself is bound TO follow It's example
sooner or later: II is, no doubt, a Fat
that the olfactory sense IS much keener
/ in the savage than IN the civilized
! man. ard IL IS reasonable 10 conclude
that the more we progress IN cIvIli@.-
ton the duller the senses Will grow,
and as nature never preserves useless
organs, when the nose loses rs power
of smelling the nose must 90. -"
4 fair count would disclose the
presence # large number Of moses
which their respective owners hoid IL
the highest esteem. Amid the changes
{ e fashion. the nose hos firmly he'd
! SIC place, and long ago 4 came 20 DC
I regarded o. q stapic-nOt Tor uay
( only, bat for al inac.
( And mnsj The nose really Coi NelA
!, II IL must we pity that noseic3s age
that lies ahead II Us fer II ls certain
10 find ileolf seriously cmharrassel.
H. cosiain parts II our county ,actc'
and secular music is sung through 10
I roso. those iudulgiuc in the cXcryne
areUirg that that's the truc way e.
s.ny Pat with Tie decline and iaio'
the nose this school q m"slc L.ls'
necessarily break up, and uuios az
Other school tGl,e IT. place. what ) 81
become Of the hRo at oi s.neue
Eoually Obvious IS il that when faces
come without noses, eyeglasses Wi
, have 10 be held IN their place 10y
! strips 81 sticking plaster ca a f0bt' :
/, band going around the heal SueL
r wrctched devices viii bo far from or
. namental even II tie strips ere odgc(
] with pink gimp and the bands arc &c
= ceninatcd with yellow rose!tes Cons
b Quenilv. nOseless persons with lmlihl
!, cvosight will grow nerVous-lei ustrus
= that they viii not grow pio'Gne a
: they sigh for tho noses Of Their anc -
j tors. 1t Is unnecessary to observe m
the moment the nose goes out florist
VIII be forced into bankruptcy III
majority Of people buy flowers 81 D.
. hale their delicious fragrance. but u
= order 20 inha!a one must have IA M
. haler An attempt has been made q
+. rive the blind some IDEA Of cClcN J..
n means Of certain o0lCrS. scarlet FEY IS
i ample being expressed by tho blafa q
/. . 6nmpoi. But we believe that d
. educator has ever conceived II Fossihl
IA to make a noeelcss mCu smell with ia
IS ears or his ewes, or even with las vn
he dom tech. Hence we feel w~H@uic
in asserting that. Jet the nose be c'
II cardcd and florists VIII not be abic
ii nav ten ceuts on a dollar VIII an it
J. portant department Of the cioCE'.
j tusincss also suffer- iucyltll,
" There win be little orno CAL for vac
IN that evil day Of no noses. bor Oh
r. average lover ii bric-a-brac COLI, Is,
n vases IN order that when the gii IL.
n doc tho busting Skaters on brca'
NJ them the scent Of the roses laay a~n
round them still" But vino wants q.
scent of roses hanging round yae'-
VI hnt ihc reader viii catch our meau.a.
- The subject is SO painful az
3 we stop night here IS las tcs
"a so beautifully Icmarkod-vo cto
20 from memory and may not l.v. q
10 exact Quolation-'Nhilc tbs Loso L..
| we have ligh, exciting, grlliiSH
n prospects spread ont beioio n- a.l.'4 o..
Pc children. Beyond that l se,k 3D..
ei perctlaie The veil -Ncw lrfH
!, iuue.