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Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-16
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$500 saI0 90
As our sojourn on earth has been lugubri-
ously denominated, is woful enough, if It's
few oases Of enjoyment are rendered barren
use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters if you
would feel the zest that vigor gives to life,
if you would cease to take gloomy view OF
it, and cultivate acquaintance with its bright
side, stimulate digestion, arouse the liver,
regulate the bowels with this superb tonic
and alternative Cures fever and ague and
kidney troubles.
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An Old Customer.

Itwas a custom among the Baby onians
to carry their sick into the market place,
where every passer-by was in humanity and
civi1ity obliged to inquire Of their condi-
ton and give some advice according to his
vailed to-day, just think of the thousands
who would freely testify o the virtues Of
Allen Iron Tonic Bitters and advise its
use not only by the sick but by the healthy
as well. All genuine bear the signature Of
j. P. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
A LIBERAL education is one that cost the
boys father great deal of money!. O.
Picay,tne.
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"A temperance lecturer in New
Hampshire finished his discourse thus:
FINALLY, my hearers, why should any
Of you drink ardent spiritsp My son
Tom has got as good cider as any in
the country, at six cents per quart!''
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Every heart has it Was; some
have their Were, for plurality Of
Vases constitute the Were. Ii there
be no To Be to take the place of the Is,
the hungering heart furnishes and dies
Chicago NeWs.
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a few wears 400 a citizen 3

"A few years ago a citizen of East
ern Maine lost his wife. Owing to a
storm on the day of the funeral the
choir could not go. Several days
afterward the bereayed expressed his
disappointment at their not coming,
because he thought that singing was
all the beauty of funeral. =
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-Confagsby uses plain stationery
now. He had the motto Secu,,us
Jatdicat, stamped as = heading, and by
mistake enclosed blank sheet to. his
butcher. He got a reply to the effect
that Judy cats were very scarce. but if
striped Tom cat with yellow eyes
would answer, the market was over
stocked. - It'd BITS.
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DoN'T hawk, hawk, blow, spit and disgust
everybody with your offensive breath, but
use DR.. Sages Catarrh Remedy and end it.
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THE most reliable weather report-a claI
of thunder-B Burlington Free Press.
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The Vale of Teprs

The only thing chronic borrower will
not take is a hint. -P. .i1ddelp1sia Cdll.
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GENTLEMEN learning the cornet should
employ private tooters.
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The mystery of a hanson cab-what is
the fare!-Gossip.
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IT is s'touch and go" with people who in
cautiously handle electric-light wires
Boston Commercial Bulletin
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PAT as you go and don't go till you pay
Saturday Gossip.
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Pierce's Pellets never fail him
Nor will they fail anyone in such dire
predicament. To the dyspeptic, the bilious
and the constipated, they are alike ga frienG
in need and friend indeed.n
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SpR1Ea poets should be pitied rather
than berated g mercury and thermom-
eter are two of the hardest words in tho
English language to find rhymes for.
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| A POWERFUL
TONIc.

worn OUT run down. debilitated
teachers. milliners, dressmakers, seam
stresses, +" shop-girls," housekeepers, nurs-
ing mothers and feeble women generally,
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
greatest earthly boon, being unequaled as
an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic.
1t promotes digestion and assimilation of
food, cures nausea, weakness of stomach,
indigestion, bloating and eructations of gas.
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K.T,zsIx>x<Ixxl
10 five dollars in Rubber Coat, and
at his first half hours experience In
storm finds to his sorrow. that it II
hardly better protection than mos
quito netting, not only feels chagrined
at being SO badly taken in, but also
feels If he does not look exactly Ike
ASK for the "FISH BRAND" SLIcKER
does not have the FISH HRAND, send for de
Observation-Disclosures
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Many times call their family
another from liver kidney another
they all alike and their and indif
ne prescrbes his pills and poions them to be such
patient gets better but probably the
medicine like DR. PIERCEs FAvoRTE PRESCRIPTION
peng all those distressing and nstitung comfort
- n....1 Mrs. E F. MORGAN of No. u Lexington St..
Is PHYSICIANS East g aa,] Mass
FAILED Having exhausted the skill Of three physi
weak could with difficulty cross the room
alone began taking Dr. Pieces Fayorite Prescription and
local
MEDICAL Adyiser to improve at once three
wrote letter to my family briefly mentioning my
to any one writing me Tor them and enclosing
described case and the treatment used and have
nest!y advised them to do likewise great many have
received second letters OF thanks stating they had
menGed the use Ct Eay9rite so
fully and plainly therein and were much
better already - ~ 49, ~
HetroYerted WOmb.-Mrs EVA KoHLER of Grab Orchard
MsDt De Perces Favorite Prescription has
aeal q good suffered from retroverson uterus
1or when TOOK bottles of the Favorite Prescriptions
Doctors Fafled.-Mrs; r. GoRwIN of Post Creek N. p
writes doctored With three best doctors
these parts and until you began
using Fayorite Prescription three bottles Of IL
and two of the Golden Medical Discovery, one
bottles OF the Purgafive Pellets
walk al and in better health expected
be IN this world asan lowe all to wonderful
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G, as they imagine, one fir
stion, or prostration, anott
ferent, or over-busy doctC
in reality, they are
ncourages his practice vi
1elay, wrong treatment a
TO the cause, would have
lstead Of prolonged miser
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4 VOICE
FROM CALIFORNIA.

have had none Of these complaint SO that
Tcould NOT walk twob without
Favorite Prescription
could walk all over city without inconvenience my
troubles seem to leaving benign
physicians told could be therefore
everlasting thanks
for me- and may God bless you in your good works;
1t four since took
vorte Prescription have had return of the female
trouble had them
Well as Ever Was-Dfrs. JOHN STEWART of Chippetco
Falls Wis writes Ut wish to inform that am as wen as
medicines. took bottles
of the Prescription bottle Of your
bad have
Disappeared do ali my own work be feet all
day. My friends tell me never looked so we'll
az Faporise Prescription by Druggists the Worsd
Over! Large Bottles $500, sip for $500.
"a stamps Pierces large illustrated
Treatise 6O pages paper coves on Diseases Women.
Address WORLDS Dispensary Medical Association,
No. 66s Main Street. BUFFALO. N. Z.
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rom dyspepsia, another from heart disease,
her with pain here or there, and in this way
OF. separate and distinct diseases, for which
all only symptoms caused by some womb
ntil large bills are made. The suffering
md consequent complications. A proper
entirely removed the disease, thereby dis
y.
Mrs. Ed. N. CAMPBELL, of Oakland, Cali
for1lfG, writes: II had been troubled all
my life with hysterical attacks and par
oxysnis, or spasms, and periodical recur-
rences of severe headache. but since have
been using YQur EaYnrite Prescrlntinn 7
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A Soothing
/ kERYlxE:.

ing nervous eXCltaD1I-
hysteria, spasms and other distressing,
nervous symptoms commonly attendant
upon functional and organic disease of
the womb. 1t induces refreshing sleep
and relieves mental anxiety. and de-
spondcncy.
DR.. Pierce,s FavOrite Prescrip.
ton is a legitimate medicine,
carefully compounded by an experienced
and skillful physician, and adapted to
Womans delicate organization. 1t is
purely vegetable in it's composition and
perfectly harmless in its effects in any
condition of the system.
In pregnancy, s.Fa-
4 HI.-w..J. I vorite Prescription" is
d Mtl1HEkS a mothers cordial
i relieving nausea, weak
I,nnnIAl ness of stomach and
VOIDlah other distressing symp-
= =.1.@1 - toms common to that
condition.. IF it's use is kept up in the
latter months of CESSATION, it SO prepares
Western appeal. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1885-18??, 1888-06-16

As a powerful, in
MIGRATING tonic, it
imparts strength to the
whole system, and to the
uterus, or womb and its
appendages, in particu-
lnr Enn NUnn1nnnknd
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THE 0UTGR0WTH OF VAST EXPERIENCE

ronic weaknesses and distressing ailments peculiar females
vast experience in nicely adapting and thoroughly
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n q a 9 . q Z II 1 III y
and strengthening
nervine, I" Favorite
Prescription :" is une-
qualed and is invaluable
in allaying and subdu-
inp nerYQlIS eYcitah bill
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Many times women call on their
another from liver or kidney disease, an
they all present alike to themselves an,
he prescribes his pills and potions, as
disorder. The physician, ignorant of
patient gets no better, but probably
medicine, like DIR. PIERCE'S FAvORIT
polling all those distressing symptoms,
Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-22

country as two will build in England. and the money invested here must pay six per cent. before there could be any dividend, and the money invested in England must pay three per cent, the two thousand invested iu England would pay $60 in interest, the three thousand invested here at six per cent. would pay $1SQ. We cannot compete with Eng land in an open competition unless labor and capital both take less. The manufacturer would be at great disadvantage in the open competition because the same amount of plant costs more here. If free trade comes it will be against the money borrower, double acting. His security will be worth less number of dollars and his power to get dol lars will be less, while the money lenders claim will remain the same number of dol lars.
 The coming election, to my mind, is like 8 train of cars heavily laden with people, and aboard this train are all the men, women and children of this country, and all that are franchised have one vote. and majority of votes will stop the train and save the people from a terrible disaster. A majority of votes will keep the train running in the direction she is now going, and if the Democrats win she will surely go down and be a wreck. And when she goes down all will be made unhappy. The crushed and wounded will be the money borrowers. They will be crushed out of their capital. The former will be thrown out in the mire. The manufacturer will have still some protection which cannot re- main in this condition. When this disaster comes, the people will either rebuild the tar- if wall that has been pulled down, or they will pull down what remains. Will the peo- pie of this country let pass out of their hands that for which life is worth Hvinga
 JOHN LEEKE.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-22
last season that they can find sale for cider apples.


 apples.
 According to Labouchere, when the bills for young Williams trip to Vienna and Rome are all paid the total will exceed $20o,- 900 rather than fall below it. The emperor took with him, he says, 80 diamond rings, 150 silver stars, 50 scarfpins, all richly jew eled, 30 diamond bracelets, 6 splendid pre- sentation swords, 30 large photographs of himself (with the empress and their children), all in gold frames, 30 gold watches with chains, 100 cigar cases with the imperial arms and monographs in gold, and 50 stars in diamonds of the orders of the Black and Red Eagle.
 Leopold II, King of the Belgians, is thus described: Never having had any compan- ions, he did not acquire a love for outdoor sports. He cares nothing about hunting, although he likes horseback riding on we'll trained animals. He never learned how to swim. He detests tobacco, has no ear for music, but is a great admirer of good pic- lures and possesses fine collection. He has almost as great craze for building as Mime. de Pompadour. Very accessible to callers,
  French, German, English and Flemish. Re markedly afable as general rule, he can be decidedly emphatic when he is vexed.
 Says an old smoker: It is remarkable that people smoke so much tobacco, in it's various forms, that is impregnated with deadly nicotine, when by simple method, which would not detract one whit from it's good quality, but would remove all that is objectionable, the tobacco could be made free from this poison. Merely soak the to- bacoo day in shallow trough and then lay it in the sun, if possible, if not, dry by the most convenient means, and the weed is robbed of all odoriferous properties and of nicotine. It is then so sweet the fumes would not offend the most sensitive lady, be- cause it has no fumes. Besides, the vessel in which it is burned does not become ''strong" "a valuable thing to man who prefers a meerschaum pipe to cigars.
 Some interesting figures from the reports of the Postofics department were read by Senator Chace of Rhode Island the other day, showing how seriously the postal service has declined in efficiency during the present ad- ministration. A record is kept of the num- ber of missent or misdirected letters, and of other errors committed by postmasters and clerks. It appears that the number of these errors in the year ending July 30, 1887, was nearly twice what it was two years or four years before, the service having improved in efficiency from 1883 to 1885, and declined materially in the next two years. For the year ending June 30, 1883, the errors of all kinds were one to each 4, 153 pieces of mail matter delivered. Two years later the num- Der was one to every 5,574 pieces. For the year ending June 30, 1887, the errors were one to every 8 1878 pieces.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-22
MCINTYRE, MACUIRE & CO.
 COMPARISON WILL PROVE OUR VALUES tJNAPPROACHABLE BARGAINS.

Silks.
 s75c, $1, $1 25 and $1.50 per yard. We offer Ten Bargains in Black Gros Grain Silk, Black Faille Franchise, Black Satin Rhadame, 19 and 24 inch All Silk Pushes. These ten lots are positively the grandest Silk bargains ever put on any counter in America. Com parison will prove it.
 Dress Goods. 29c, 50c and $1 per yard. Six special pri- ces for this week only. Plain Dress Goods, Plaids, Novelties, etc. Positively these are sold at double the money.
 Lace Curtains. $2.9s per pair. Just bought 45 pairs, the balance of an importers stock. Never sold at wholesale under $4. This is bargain all should examine.
 Cents Furnishings. 5Oc garment; we offer the best Grey and White Merino Underwear in New Haven, actual worth 75c.
 $1 per garment, Mems all wool extra heavy Underwear, in scarlet, ,camel's hair and white; positively worth $1.50 per garment. $1 each. special, 25 dozen Mems heavy Flannel Working Shirts; good value at $1. 50. $1 each, Mems Cardigan Sackets; unparal- led value.
 All our 75c NeokWear this Weok DUG.
 Ladies' Walking Skirts. s1 each, special job of 10 dozen at $1 each; sold last season at $1.75.
 Ladies' COrsets. 75c each, the famous Kabo and Health Corsets; sold everywhere at $1.
 Ladies' Night Robes. 5Oc, special purchase of 20 dozen Ladies' Night Robes; actual value 75c.
 Notions. WilIimantic, Coats and o. N. T. Cotton soc per dozen. Lousdan Cambric loo yard. Century Prints Sc yard. Boys Pants Cloth 50c yard, worth 75c. 11s4 Blankets $1. .69 pair. 11-4 Grey Blankets $1. 59 pair. Best Comfortables made g. 75; previously sold at $3.50.
 Scarlet and Blue Flannel at 25c @ yard; our 371%c grades for this week. Plush Tidies 13c each; actual value 26c.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-22
POETRY

Office boy to editor) There's lady out side, sir, with some poetry" Editor-'sHow old is she!' Bout IT," f'Show her in."- Texas Siftings.
 Miss Wheat is the name ot 8 young woman who has just opened bank at Gettysburg, Dak., and MT. Buck is the name of her cash fer. They take the cake.-Springfeld Re. publican. ,.z
 Miss Lily-''What made you look behind the sofa2 You surely didn't think had an other lover there, did you?" MT. Billy-"No, I looked to see if your little brother was there. ."-Town Topics.
 He utiously)-"What would you do, Fannie, were I to kiss you?' Fannie Nothing, Harry. What would there be for me to do2 You could attend to it, couldn't yous"-Washipgton Post.
 Fogg startled his landlady the other morn ing at breakfast, by asking her if she sup posed the removal of the tariff on lumber would dave the effect to reduce the price of board Boston Transcript.
 Mr. Smith-t'That man over the renakes half dozen trips down town every day, and scores of women he doesn't know nod to him and try to stop him." The victim-sfIs he an actora" MT. Small-"No, street car con- duotor Life.
 A street fiddler in Omaha was given a five dollar bill in mistake for a nickel by an ab- sent-minded person who was listening to his music. The giver did not discover his
 error, but the player did, and honestly re- turned the money. He saw it was coun- terfeit.-Philadelphi Call. Distinguished foreigner-ttI learn by the papers the drift of the Irish vote, the German vote, the French vote, the negro vote and several other votes. What want to learn ia how the American vote is going" Politician -"American votea Well, by gum, you've got me. I never heard of it"-Lowell Citi- zen.
 Photographer-"You say you want t..card | photographs, sir2"
 Patron-"Yes; one dozen cards" Photographer-'I am sorry to disappoint | you sir, but it would be impossible-impossi 1 ble. We never put that size mouth into any | thing smaller than cabinets. ."-Burlingto 1 Free Press.
 | "What did the doctor pronounce your ail
 ment" inquired the wife, with 8 tremor o
 anxiety in her tone, as she came into he | husbands sick room. sHe pronounced it as if it were spelled bronkeetus," exclaimed the indignant Bos' | tonian, strengthening up in bed, land l re. | quested him at once to make out his bill anc go."-Chicago Tribune. Maud-"Are you engaged to Mir. Hawkins | Ethell'
 Ethel-"Yes, I hardly know whether IOV0 u1uQ OE noG, put Ao WaS so 0AKueel tAa somehow I could not refuse him." Maud-"Yes, know. When refused him last summer he told me he wal l going to marry somebody or bust before Christmas. "-Terre Haute Express. Five year old Herold is about to enter
 school, and his mother has been giving him good advice how to behave and not answer
 back or get angry with his playmates, for it
 was Satan that tempted him to do wrong. ttWalI O aaid H sfT ahou1d iuat like tO have | the devil shut up in the barnyard with the old buck; guess he would have all he could
 do to mind his own business then. ."-Bostou Traveller.
Morning journal and courier., 1888-10-22
Monday, October p. 1888.
AmUewvm...s OoNFEsSION.

MT. Henry Charles Lea voted for Cleveland four years ago, but he is no longer an admirer of him. And he gives, in the Independent, some very good reasons why he has ceased to believe in him. He says: We Qndepend- ents) placed him where he is; to us he owes the lirnitless opportunities for evil which he has so industriously improved; and we have the modification of knowing that in raising Ahiv- Co the presidency we have been made t& fnsYtruments of betraying the cause which we Thought to serve. No professional spoils- man openly proolsiming his belief in the prostitution of patronage could have wrought one-half the injury to reform as the hypocrite smilingly asking, Cart thou in health, my brotherf" while he plants his knife under the
 fifth rib.
 MT. Lea tells how he and his associates be- came undeceived. He speaks of how they hoped even against hope " at the successive developments of MT. Villas secret circular, of such appointments that of Eugene Hig- gins" and of the accommodating evidence that a clean sweep was preparing as rapidly as the machinery could be put in order "for pro- scription so unprecedented and of 80 great
 
 Cleveland was acting unadvisedly, they laid before him remonstrances with proofs, only to be treated with undisguised indifference. At last the scales fell from these mems eyes. Up to June, 1887, nearly all the unclassi6ed oficeholders had been dismissed. Out of 2, ,S59 "Presidential' postofices about two thousand had been changed. In the whole number of 52 ,609 "fourth class" postofices about 4o, 900 changes have been made. "of collectors of customs 100 out of III had been changed; of surveyors of customs, the whole number, 33; of naval officers, the whole number, 6; of appraisers, 34 out of 36; of collectors of internal revenue, s4 out of S5; of district attorneys, 65 out of TO-" And so on through the entire list. This was in June, 1887. The only effect Mir. Cleveland's reform professions was 'to give deeper shade of guilt to this whole sosndalous per- formance. Re deliberately smirched the regulations of thousands of honest men who were denied the opportunity of defense against secret accusations. Read in the light of subsequent events Mir. Vilas' secret circu- lar alone is enough to stamp with infamY the administration. The classified service' has fared but little better. In the Baltimore postofice, out of 244 employees, 2S3 have been changed"
 Considering all that has happened, MT.
 Lea is of the opinion that ''the rags and tat ters left of civil service reform would not fit out scare-crow sufficient to frighten the 1 most beggarly political rooster I" He is quite right. There has been no greater hum bug in the political history of this country than the civil service reform of President I Cleveland.