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The Bozeman weekly chronicle., 1888-04-04

The Bozeman Rifle Club are making
some big scores these days.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
The ELECTRO-MASSAGE INSTRUMENT,
A CURIOUS AND REMARKABLE INVENTION,
which Produces. by Motion at and tile same Time;
ELECTRICITY, MASSAGE MANIPULATI0NS,
KNEADING RUBBING, ROLLING FRICTION
AND MAGNETIC CURRENTS
For the Cure of Nervous, Chronic, Painful and Weakening Diseases.
AND MAGNETIC CURRENTS,
For the Cure of Nervous, Chronic, Painful and Weakening

The are FEY dheaasu that this new atnet hst o cure or emmcnlyb benefit Fort this raok
its considered nnecsayt to- give the lugthy list ofdHasscur hc by Therefore, no matter what
your disease or anmet may bg Or how many other heahmensh have failed to cur you you are not
likely ODE disappointed Ibis. Tie wide curative range ofT Tie ELECTRO AsmEh HrRUMENru makes
It the neawta approach to panoa orr neSn, that e medical mvcndvcwo dhSyt discovered
Leading phscnnsM world over place the highest value on the dfaentcu curative treatments produced
BY it, every one of which areben nearly eny form Of disease
THE EEcmoMAsM INSTRUMENT is easy and safe scfappy at home ever ready for e re-
qmnng no previous preparation or the use of acids or charging liquids ay kind
MANNER OF Holding the handle Of nnhne in ctr hndh the roller kept
in motion at the will of the patient producing all thee curative teatmemsen umeTted, of mild medium,
or ong power acorTngo the amount function orr pressure used
~ The ELECTRO MAGEIN INSTRUMENT small size and can be- carried in c@roa pocket Its
Gmpea and durable construction never gets out of order and can be- used by different members of
the family or different persons when desired
TIL E1EcrRoN MASSAGE INSTRUMENT treating disease by ELECTRICITY Na@ge,c etc, etc, (dr
easy control Of the pMenD, is patented and W. alone can supply it.
NMsSmd to-day for illustrated pamphlet mailed Tus containing full particulars address
by letter or 6oMai ana ah name plainly avMu
THE ELECTROMASsAGE COMPANY,
Il @# *". . PC Box 325s, NEW YORK
srfHsX ADVERTISEMENT APPEARS NY oNcEn THIS PAPER
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

At a recent reception, writes Clara
Belle, one fair maiden remained persist
emily seated while the other girls walked!
a great deal and struck pretty poses while
in conversation with the gentlemen.
Somebody asked why this attractive craa-
ture remained in her chair.
'Because she doesn't feel like stand
ing, was the reply.
"Oh, then she is lame!"
mo, no. She has upward eyes"
And what are theyy"
why, she has discovered that her
eyes are exceedingly handsome when
wide open and looked down into, hut
when the observer is on a level withthem
they are not half SO charming. 1t seems
to be a popularity of her orbs. SO she
sits down all the time when on exhibition
so that the fellows, as they stand before
her in conversation. must gaze down into
her face, and in so doing encounter her
yves at their best"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
ALLEN.

Altar In famed Golccnda, 'mongst the jewels
gathered there,
Are gems of purast water, such as queens
would proudly wear;
Yet the glittering little baahles could never
seem as fair
AS the laughing eyes that sparkle beneath
her waving hair.
Within the painless woodlands are sweet per-
enial springs
That babble DER the pebbles while the mock
bird swectly Sings,
And the silycry little riSpiea meath the wild
swans snowy wings
Seem like the e~fportive dimplcs that her rip
ping laughter brings
And l found on yondcr mountaim Were Edel
weises grow,
A type of ''nnb.e purity, that dwells within
lie snow;
Ard l plucked the peerless flower from the
chilly winters blow,
With its emblcm, for sweet Ailecn In the
valley far below.
| have h ard sweet notes Of music mid the
silence of the spheres
That melt the listening angels to the tender
ness of tears:
And the slowly dying echoes seemed in my
dreaming ears,
Like the rcassurifg whispers that q hopeful
passion hears.
l have sperted mid the fancies of IL lovers
widest dream,
Nov tossed on troubled waters then on sant
peaceful stream
TIN in my restless pilgrimage my fondcst
wishes seen
10 fade ea stars declining meath the dawn's
olscu.ing CLEAN;
For memory brings one falrcr thaa . yuccu
upon her throne,
Who's voice with e"ret anchautmcnt wakes
the hr"r,s responsive tone:
And hinebing as the roses, within whose
leaves has shown
The radiance of a p1rcr life than huma,
hearts have kuowa.
For saI.'e: itnan the tidal song when evening
shadows wane
! Are words that thrill al, ct!an's lips vet tint
an echo yains
When Hobe, AZ as our SHE'D ,ws, seem on l,,..r:.
t1acklcss main,
a hantom we still follow, yet never ca,
attain.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
TIE Farmer and His Labor Alliance

Farmers are deeply Interested in
all labor movements. They are
pre- em;nently the tailoring class" The
census Of 1880 gives the total number of
farms as Il little over 1000, 900. The
number employed in agriculture was
1910, 600; in manufactures, mechanics
and mining. 1887, 000; In professional
and personal service 4,014, 600. In this
last class the 'laborcrs'' are put ut l,S59,
600, with tie remark hat many of these
arc agricultural laborcrs' and should be
added to the class Of those engaged in
agriculture which would at II reasonable
calculation carry that number above
:, 0G0, GOO, or about one-half the number
employed. The unions and societies
foImed by those who labor are mostly in
cities ard towns and arc largely recruited
from the classes engaged in mechanical,
manufacturing, mining. transportation
and trading, and allied pursuits. The
ugriculturists. rs Il body, are not ''organ-
led in this way, partly owing to their
fact that a definite number of hours for a
'hS u WIN 10 iilNlN ttiIilIltiuit
with the ceaselcss toll of the
farmer. Nevertheless farm work
crs must feel an interest in the welfare of
other la''orcrs, particularly as il is an axi,
ON with the specialists in the labor prob
lem, that On increase in the profits OF
labor on the farm will cause ali improve
mont in wages generally. The true ms
sion of these unions will be found iu the
evolution of the benefit system, which is
steadily increasing in importance. The
whole system becomes Il plan of mutual
insurance, in which the returns are diyid.
ed among the unfortunate, while all Elcm.
hers bear their share in maintaining the
fund out Of which benefits are derived.
In the very nature of the case the tend
cncv is towards accumulation. The svs.
ten invites and rewards industry, and
looks with less and less favorupon strikes
that in mos. cases fail in their object and
prove disastrous to those who rccklessly
bring them about. Wcllmanaged labor
unions and farmers alliances have a bet.
ter armament for protection and for
progress than the ill-ndyiscd methods
that have been in voguc.-Ame1ican Az.
riculturist for April.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Proverbs About the Wind.

Cats with their tails up and hair appar
emily electrified indicate approaching
wind.
If swine be restless and grunt loudly
there will be much wind.
Pigs can see the wind.
Hunters sap that the directions wlicl
loon flies in the morning will be the di
ton of the wind the mex day.
Magpies flying three or four togcthc
and uttering harsh cries predict wind,
weather.
Anvil shaped clouds are likely TO b,
followed by Il gale of wind.
The vcrnal %euuinoctiul gales ar
stronger thanthe autulnnal.
If it blows in the day il general,
bushes toward evening.
If small white clouds are seen to collcc
together their edges appearing rough cx
pect wind.
A light yellow sky at sunset ptcssago
wind.
If the full moon rises red expect wind
a very red sky in the east at sunse in
dicatcs stormy winds.
~" ANY i'iliiS ,io'tVS II llollto
a storm denote high winds.
The sharper the blast
The sooner tbs past.
A gale moderating at sunset will in
crease before midnight, but if it moder
atcs aftet midnight the weather will i'm
prove.
Wind storms usually subsidc aboutsun
set, but if they do not the storm vii
probably continue during the following
day.
When the glass is low
Iook out for a blow.
Fast rise after II low (baromctcr),
Prccedes a stormy blow.
Always a calm before a storm.
No weather is i'll
III the weather is still.
Every wind has its weather.
Wind in the west, weather at Test.
Wind in the east, neither good for man o
beast.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
FARM and HOUSEHOLD
Importance or q Swine Industry.

VITA the exception of poultry there
is no product so Universally raised or
grown as the hog. To the humble cot
tager and the millionaire cattle feeder
alike, everything r%ertaihing to the hog
is of inteSest. TO the the thrifty me-
chanic, with his little plot of ground
scarcely larger than the house, one cor
ner is devoted to the pig stN; here for the
refuse of the hDusc, with a few bushels
OF corn added, is made a very large per
cent. of his meat supply. The country
merchant, to accommodate some of his
farmer customers, must needs buy some
hundreds bushels Of corn; the feed lot.
and hog pens become not only a necessity
but an item of profit AS well. The farm
er, great Or small, no longer hauls his
hundreds Of bushels Of Dur great cereal
by wagon loads to market, Occupying
six we"is bt Two months time, pulling
through muddy lanes and over rough
frozen ground, wearing ont team wagon
and patience alisei hn. ,e first converts
his thirty tr forty acres of corn into sew
enty five or one hundred head of fat hogs,
and in twelve or fifteen loads puts ii
i'll market. He pockets the price ef his
crop, o r and hogs cpmbinuNt; In a lump,
and aftereayias hin httle debts often has
ene'tsh iclt to make Il good big payment
on that forty or eighty acres that lies just
over back of his farm. The neighbor-
hood cattle have been getting n share OF
their summer pasturagc on it, but he
takes it in and throws a barbed wire
fence around ii. Or, if he has land
enough and knows that fart Ms log cror
goes into n new hal, mouse or improved
imp'e"atits, and 50 the work goes on.
the hog is. for many reasons, the prince
OF animals ..or the western farmer. The
crop so perfectly suits soil and eli
ate, can be planted, cultivated and gar
nered almost solely by tire farmers owr
labor; the hog is so admirably fitted tc
advantagcously utilize the corn, and both
can be perfected and put in market tn,
same year protitatly. But, like any 9th
er business, hog raising has its losses a.
well as its prSlits.-Ainerican Agricul
turist for April. II 81.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Facts About the Bible.

a prisoner, condemned to solitary con.
tinement, obtained n copy of the Bible,
and by three years careful study, obtain
ed the following facts:
The Bible contains $3.50. ISJ letters,
713,692 words, Hits verses, /. $50 chap.
tiers and G6 hooks. The word and oc.
ours 1921 times. The word Lord &c.
ours l $40 times. The word reverend
occurs but once, which is in 9th verse o;
the ll1th Psalm. The middle verse is the
sth verse of the llsih Psalm. The 2ist
verse Of the 18th chapter of Ezra contains
al! the letters in the alphabet except the
letter j. The finest chapter 10 read is the
goth chapter of the Acts of the Apostles.
The 10Th chapter of II. Kings and the 37th
chapter of isaiah are alike. The longest
verse is the 9th verse of the Sth chaptcroi
Esther. The shortest verse is the 31th
verse of the 1lth. chapter of st. John.
Tho Sth, 10th, 21st, and 31sb verses of the
lo1th Psalm are alike. All the verses OF
the 18TH Psalm are alike. There arc no
words or names of more than six syllables.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
a Letter From Ronanartc,

A curious letter from Napoleon Bona
parte was sold in Paris the other day for
SIS. In the epistle. which was adj
dressed TO Citizen lc Tourneur, prcsi-
dent Of executive directory" by Bona
parlc. cominander-in-chief OF the army of
Italy, the writer says that he had COM
missloncd Citizen Barras to announce TO
the directory his marriage with the Cito
ycnnc Taschcr Beauharnais, as be felt it
his duty 10 the directory and the republic
to do so, owing to the confidence that
had been placed in him. Moreover"
added the future imperial conqucror, iii
is . proof of my firm resolution to look
for safely nowhere but in the republic
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Training Colts.

The difference between II well-trained
and a broken horse is a wide one.
Thorough training means comfort, con
~Venicnce, aud increased money value tC
the owner. A trained horse can be de.
pended on in an emergency, a broken ono
cannot; and much better service can be
got out Of a well taught animal than out
Of M that has had no proper instruction
in the duties required Of him. The horse
is surprisingly intelligent, can be easily
taught, and never forgets what he has
learned. What careful training can do
for him is happily illustrated III the en-
periencc r%ccorhed' by a correspondent OF
the New York Weekly Tribune;
A cowboy returning from the plains
brought his team of horses simply because
they are well broken. 1t became con.
~ychicnt to drive them out of the back
door of his barn. perpendicular distance
Of three and a.half feet down to the
ground. They placed their forefcet on
the edge of the floor and carefully
drew Their hind feet up 10 the
sides of and on a line with the
A'iN3NNt w ldltiliSG tilGlilSSINpS, dlNi tltll
dropped their feet down gently and fol,
lowed with the others. Horses not broken
10 it would either refuse TO descend or
make one mad plunge. He Can drive
this team up so close to a fence or build
ing that their shoulders willalmos' touch.
for they turn their heads aside, He can
turn them in q circumference the diane
ter of which in the distance from the
shoulders TO the tail. He can hitch to
the end Of the tongue, the horses facing
the wagon, and push as large a load in
the barn as they can draw the other way.
andthey will back as big a load as they
can draw, apparently. Having TO de-
scend into n rayine to haul ONE logs and
come up. out again, or go two miles
around he did not hesitate II mo
mcnt. The bank is about seventy.
five feet high and SO steep that
| could only climb out by grasp
ing shrubs and tree roots. When
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
It's A1waYs thaWa1

Didn't I tell you sor" said a gentleman to
an acquaintance WHOM he CHANGED to meet on
the street; sits always the way" What's
always the wayt" inquired a mutual friend Of
the two men who happened along just then.
Why, Just this replied :he drst speaker
"iou see Smith, here, the last time methim
he had one Of the worst coughs you ever
heard: He complained Of 4 loss Of appetite,
OF night sweats, of low spirits aad other ua-
mlstakable premonitory symptoms Of CEN
sumption. 1 told, him to get 4 supply of DR..
Plcrcc's Golden Medical Discovery st once.
He did so, and look at him now! Did you
ever see 4 healthier looking pant The bis.
coHcry' has snatched thousands from con
sumptives' graves. l knew 1t would cure
Smith. It's always the Way
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

"A few years ago the most noted revivolis,
In the United States was Flavius Littlejohr.
lie died the other day in the poorhouse at
Paw Paw, Mich. He was entered as u drunk.
ard and paupcr, and was killed by falling OF
lnmpin; from his window in the night.
Littielohn was in his prime, one Of the most
effective OF orators, and was a warm friend Of
John B. Cough.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Almost Given Away.

Puck: Prospective buyer-You'r re sure
there's no malaria here?
Real estate agcnt-Not a s-s-sign Of 1t.
Prospective buycr-Noc hills and fevsri
Real estate agcnt-Ain't b-b-bccn none
in t-t-t-t excuse me) twenty year.
Prospective buycr-Look here, my
friend, what makes you trcmble soY
Real estate agent (as another wave ot
of s'unkes passes over h!m)-I wns a.n-n
fraid you were go-g-going away withou,
b-b.buying, sir.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
One Touch Of Nature

Omaha World: Gcorgc-You look
sleepy, John.
John-l did not get to bed until /;
O'Clock this morning. was out calling
on my girl.
George-Three o'clock? ] Should
thlnk the old man would have come down
stairs with a shotgun.
John-Hcr father is a widowcr. and is
counting u lady in the ncxt block.
never have to leave until he comes home.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
He Had Hone.

Washington Critic: Il can never be
more thao a sister to you" said a buxom
widow, tenderly, to IN old bachelor who
had proposed.
"Ah, madame. yes you cam he re.
sronded, CALAMITY. Il am not a man ia
lose hope.
Yes, but Isay | cannot" she persisted
You have daughters, madame" he.
said; you may yet be my mother law,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Had to Color It,.

Mrs. Bascom-Mr. Bascom, this is the
third time within a week you have come
home too drunk to walk upstairs. What
does it mcany
Ii means, my dear (hic), | mush color
my nosh fore Dumpshy cplarsh 'ish
meersh'm. Got fifty doll'rsh bet TN it
Burlington Free Press.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
She Broke the Eneaeement

because she saw that he had ceased to lave
her. Her beauty had faded, her former high
spirits had given place to a dull lassitudc.
What had caused this change. Functional
arrangement; she was suffering from those
ailments peculiar to her sc1. And so their
two young lives drifted apart. How needless,
how cruel! Had she taken DR.. Pierce's Fa.
vorite Prescription she might have been re-
stored to health and happiness; II any lady
her lose no time in procuring the ''Favorite
P%rescription.n 1t will give her . new lease OF
life. Sold by druggists. under . positive guar
antec from the manufacturers, Of perfect sat
i~sfaction in every case, or money refunded.
See guarantee on bottle wrapper.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
CARNATIONS IN WINTER.

Your carmine fakes of bloom tonight
The fire of Wint,y sunsets hold;
Again in dreams you buru to light
A far Canadian garden Did. q.
The blue north sn:nmcy over 1t
Is bland With long ethereal days;
II cleaning martins wheel and fit
Where breaks your sun down Orient ways
There, when the gradual twilight falls,
Though quictudos Of dusk afar,
Hermit antiphonai ~isest1it calts
From hills "einN TIE !irgt pale STAR.
Then in your passionate loves foredoom
One more YOUR spirit stirs the air,
And you are lifted through The gloom
To warm the coils of her dark hair.
Bliss Carman IN the Atlantic.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Got Ii

Papa lseyerelD-Did you ask mama if
you could have that apple?
Three-yenr-old-Yes sir.
Pipa-iso careful now; I'll ask mama.
and il she says you didn't ask her I'll
whip you for telling a story. Did you
ask mama?
Three year-old-Truly, papa, ] asked
her, "a pause.) She said | couldn't
have IL
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Catarrh Cnred.

A clergyman after years Of suffering from
that loathsome disease, catarrh, and after
trying every known remedy, at last found a
prescription which completely cured and
this dreadful disease sending a self-addrcsset
stamped envelope to Prof. J. A.. Lawrence
2l2 East 9th, ST., New York, will receive til.
recipe free of charge. /.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

The average Russian is said to drink from
ten to twelve glasses OF tea per day. Every
Russian merchant has 4 ten urn in his count
ing ROOM, and the lawyer or mechanic goes
out to his cafe for tea as often as the Ger
man for beer or the F%renchman for wine. At
the cafes at all hours of the day AID night
one can see crowds Of people slipping tea.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Tie Reason why.

Scientists tell us that n mans brain
decreases in size as he grows older. The
human brain, it appears. weighs the
heaviest between the ages Of IA and 90.
This explains why young men know so
much more than their elders.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
ErCnlIeEfinn-

New Haven News: First Bald Head
That's 8 beautiful piece the orchestra is
playing.
Second Bald Head-Ah, i. is one tliat
will always haunt me. :
"Whyf.'
ut is the only one my daughter
knows"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
b Was Up in Arms.

charley-Thougih your best Cir, was
mad at you, Jack. Did you find her up
in arms When you called last nighte
Jack (who stutters)-N-no. ln-not when
| ca-calfed. S-shc was bbeforc I left.
It's a-all r-right.-Chicago Mail.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Keeping a disrv is not what # +, cr,c

Keeping a diary is not what 1t is cracked up
to he. Thirty days of accuracy is about the
limit of the endurance; but DR.. Bull's Cough
Syrup has never yet disappointed any one
who has used 1t.
MY son, when you &c to the city, get you
a bicycle, some tight pants, soule toSthpiek
shoes and a slender cane, but with all your
gettings don't fall to get = bottle Of Salvation
on, for pride (you know gocth before a
fall'r
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
Deafness Cant BE Cured

by local applications, ms they cannot reach
the diseased portion of,thc ear. There is onl,
one way to cure deafness and that is by con
stitntional remedies. Dcafn SIS is caused b,
an inlamed condition of the mucus lining Of
the Enstachian tube. When this tube gets iIf
famed you have a rumbling sound or impcf.
feet hearing, and when It is entirely closed,
dcafness is the result and unless the inllamn.
ton can be taken out and this tube restored
to its normal condition. hearing viii be de.
stroyed forever; nine cases out of ten arc
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but IN
ihi,ainel condition ofthe mucus surfaces.
We viii give one hundred dollars for any
case OF deafness Caused by c~atarrL) that we
cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circular free.
F.. J. CHENEY & Co. Toledo, O..
IS Sold by all druggists, % cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

The monument TO the Bcrdan Sharp
shooters to be erected at Gettysburg will rap
resent a s%harpshootsr in position of advance
firing" The material will be bronze and the
cost IL O0
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

john Jones, once an employee of the New
York Central Railroad. has been engaged by a
railroad company In China for the past three
years. lie is to hire 500 engineers, frelnen
and brakeinen to run trains on the American
system in China. 1t is said the engineers
will he paid $3.50 monthly, fremen sl75 and
brakcmcn 1925. All those engaged will have
tn sign an agreement to remain Ave years
with The COMPANY.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30
The OF Time.

The Epoch: Visitor Ito widow)-It
doesn't seem possible, Mrs. Hendricks.
that your husband has been dead nearly
two years.
Mrs. Hendrichs-No isn't it wonderful
how time fiicsy
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-03-30

"A big bas-relief just added to the Vatican
art collection represents Bismarck humbly re-
ceiving the Pope's award on the Caroline
Island dispute. How the German chancellor
would fume If he should SEQ the perversion Of
his character,