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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
pfTH AND POINT.

A dwarf Is stub born thing Wash
sngton Critic.
Farmers in the Sny bottoms have do
termined. in the future. to raise fewer
children and more ducks. CitJ
Star.
Happeness Is only Q relative. ant
some people find that it is very dis
tant relative. indeed. Journal Of Eds.
cation.
In Kentucky: Runaway couple T.
minister-''Will you join usr' Min.
ister-"Thanks; don't care II I do. I"
Washington Critic.
1t is said that Tennyson spends hour,
on single line. In this respect Ten.
nyson resembles this weeks washing.
Toledo Commercial
Customer Ito Mr.. Isaacstein)-'The
coat is about three sizes too big" MIR.
Isaacstein Gmpressively) Mine trent
dat coat make you SO proud You viii
grow into it-Lifs.
Said 8 critic to q singer: '.Yom
performance was remarkabe; indeed,
very remarkable. Your memory il
great, for you never forget the mis-.
takes you used to make five years ago "
Lute.
is there such a thing" asks q
Princeton student ''as absolute restp"
Well. possibly not; but Mr.. Keely OF
Philadelphia has invented a motor
which comes nearer the attainment of
that state than anything else yet known
to man.-Ezchange.
When Prof K reached the ros-
trum for prayers he found his watch
about two minutes slower, and him.
self as much later, than he expected.
Looking at his watch. he exclaimed:
Il shall have no faith in my watch
after this!'' '.lt is not faith, but works.
you need" was the quick response OF
Prof J.-Harper's Magazine.
Mrs. McSwyny-"Oim towld your
choild fell out o the top windy. Mrs.
Cl.nchy?" Mrs. Clnchy-"Yis; an
av me little mon hadn't COON along
jeest at the roight tonne an broke the
fall wild the top av his head me Dyed
been kilt" Mrs. McSwyny-"Did it
HURT yer hoosband. nowp' Mrs.
Clinchy-"Oi don't think So 1t broke
his neck, an he doid widout a groan.
-Harper's Magazine.
The following was taken from the
public records of a white school in
Tennessee: 'Rulus for seoul No. 4.
Teacher will not low the scoulars to
scouful or cline or whisparn in time of
Books; the Teacher can ad eny rulus
to this he thinks needud and eny Larg
secular can not conner ounder rulus
will have to quit the seoul" These
'rulus" were signed by two members
of the School board. by whom they
were written.-American Missionary.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
,ope she had set out the tea table and

hope she had set out the tea table and
waited.
But the sun went down and no Tom
came. Eight O. clock-almost 9.
Harkl the old stepl quick. strong.
and eager for home. Yes. it was
Tom, with the old CRIME upon bis
hands and the odor of oil upon his
garments.
II have kept you waiting NellieG"
'Toma"
II didn't mean to do it. but the
work hung on So"
TON! Tom. You have been to the
old shopr'
Eyes. and Pm bound to have the old
place, and"
'Oh, Tomr'
And she threw her arms about his
neck and covered his face with kisses.
Nellie. darling. wait a little. and
you shall have the old Tom back
again"
"Oh. Tom I've got him back now.
my own Tom! my husband y
And then Tom Darcy realized tho
full power and blessing of woman's
love.
1t was banquet of the gods, was
that supper--of the household gods.
all restor ed-with the angels of peace
and love and joy spreading their wings
over the board.
On the following Monday morning
Tom Darcy assumed bis place at the
head of the great machine shop. and
those who thoroughly knew him had
no fear of his going back into the slough
of joylessness.
A few days later Tom met Peter
Tindar on the street.
..Eh, TEN, old boy, what's upP'
sI'm up; right side up"
Eyes, l see bat l hope you haven t
forsaken us Tom ?"
II have forsaken only the cyl you
have in store, Peter. The fact is.
concluded that my wife and little ones
had fed on husks long enough. and If
there was a good kernel left in my
heart or in my manhood, they should
have it."
"Ab, you heard what I said to my
wife that night"
Yes. Peter. and I shall be grateful
to you for it as long as live. My re-
membrance of you will always be re-
lieved by that tinge Of warmth and
brightness"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
The Quickest Marriage
Record,

.One of the quickest marriages /
ever heard Of" said man from down
on the Wabash. ''was performed by
the Rev. DR.. AKRON Turner, now in the
Minnesota conference.
.Dr. Turner was in charge of the
Vincennes circuit at the time. One
evening he was hurrying his toilet in
preparation for marriage that he was
of perform at 8 o clock at the home of
one of his flock. He was late and very
much afraid he couldn't reach the
place of appointment in time. Just as
he got his white tie adjusted and was
setting himself into his coat knock
was heard on the parsonage door. DR..
Turner took up his hat stepped to the
door. and opened it. A young man
stood on the outside. DR.. Turner ask
ed his buness. The young man was
Hurried. but he managed 10 say that
he wanted to get married. and handed
the parson marriage license.
"Well. said Dr.. Turner. 4 can t
do it to tonight l am hurrying now
to perform another ceremony. Pm al
ready late.
"'But pleaded the young man. ut
won't take you long
1 know. but l can't wait And
the preacher came out and closed the
door. walking away rapidly.
".But Mr.. Turner called the
Young man. desperately and he
ran after the minister. you surely can
marry us. 1t won take you but q
minute
Where's the ladyP
".Right back here and the young
man pointed to figure standing in the
shadow of q tree.
We'll. come on Dr. Turner said.
and the two went back to where the
girl stood.
/" is this the woman you want to
marryP
Yes said the young man.
"'Then you are man and wife. Good
night And away he went leaving
the pair standing speeches.. 1t was
a minute before the newly-made hus-
band recovered enough to run after the
preacher. who was rapidly d sappear
ing in the dark.
Mr.. Turnerl MIR. Turnerr he
cried.
Well, what is itp' said the preach .
er, pausing.
Why, was that ALP Will that
dor
Eyes yes, that will do. You are
lust as much married as if I'd gone
through yard of ceremony. Good
night And again he hurried away,
reaching his appointment just in the
nick of time.
The young man went slowly back
to his bride and spent the next hour or
two in satisfying her that she was re-
ally married. "-ChicGgo Mail.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
We Are Saved

A patent has been granted for the
apparatus used to reproduce on the
stage all the details of scene in .
steam fire engine house when an alarm
has been sounded. That was a good
idea-the securing of patent-as re-
petition of the effect is thereby largely
prevented. and we are saved from be-
ing overrun with plays in which the
scene would have been leading feature
Boston Transcript.
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A Kiss For You and Me.
The years are speeding by, my love,

The years are speeding Dy, my love,
The years are speeding by,
And marks of age, they say, are there
To mar the face to me so, fair;
Let others see 1t, but not
viii ever find 1t so my love,
VIII ever find 1t so.
The years are going fast, my love,
The years are going fast,
And many griefs have been thy lot
To make thee seem what thou art not;
Still dear to me, while life shall last
VIII be thy own sweet self, my love,
VIII be thy own sweet self.
And though we twain should 60, my lovt
And though we twain should 20
Along life's path still many years,
Or flowers or bathed in tears,
Twill ever be, we both do know,
A kiss for you and me, my love,
A kiss for you and me.
-NeU Orleans Picdyuite
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

by local applications, as they can not
reach the diseased portion OF the ear,
There is only one way to cure deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies
Deafness is caused by an inaamed condi-
tion OF the mucus lining OF the Eustachain
Tube. When this tube gets inf1amed, you
have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear.
ing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness
is the result, and un.ess the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to
it's normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF ten are
caused by catarrh which is nothing but an
infiamed condition OF the mucus surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case OF Deafness (caused by Catarrh)
that we can not cure by taking Halls Ca
tarrh Cure. Send for circular, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
EBSold by Druggists, 10 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Ask any one who has used DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets as to their
merits. They will tell you that pimples,
blotches and eruptions disappear; that
constipation-that breeder OF disorders
is relieved; that the appetite is restored;
that the whole system is renovated and
regulated beyond any conception by these
littlswonder workers. Being purely vege-
table, they are perfectly harmless; being
composed Of concentrated, active ingredi-
ents, they are powerful! Purge and purify
the system and disease will be unknown.
OF all druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
The Danger OF a Change.

Pedestrian-"You say you are beg.
gar by professionp" Beggar-"Yes.
sir; won't you help me q trifie to-
dayP" Pedestrian-s'Why don't you
try to get in some honest businessp
Beggar-"rm afraid change at my
time of life would be disastrous II
doesn't do for man to throw up u
good thing for an uncertainty."-
lId-Bits
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Couldn't Trust a Baptist.

THAT man is a crank" remarked q
drug clerk of certain deacon of q
church who had just left the store after
drinking a glass of soda drawn by the
proprietor from the fountain. ''Al-
though l have had eight years expert
ence in this business. and he knows it,
he will not trust me to draw him q
glass of soda probably because I'm a
Baptist and he is afraid l will get too
much water in it"-HoLyok Demo-
crdt.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

to bequeath to your children, Is q strong,
clean, pure Observation-Disclosures than
wealth, because it will never prove a curse.
but mothers will find in DR.. Pierce's Favor
lite Prescription a wonderful belp-correct-
ing all weaknesses, bringing their systems
into perfect condition, so that their chill.
dren, untainted, shall rise up to call them
blessed
There is not druggist in all the land
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
A Good Investment

is that which yields large returns from a
small outlay. Reader, the way is clear!
No speculation, no chance, big returns!
IL you are like most mankind You have
somewhere a weakness-don't feel at all
times just as you'd like to-headache to-
day, backache to.morroS, down sick next
week-all because your bloodis out OF or
der. Asnall outlay and what large returnsl
You invest in DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery and soon pure, fresh blood
courses through your veins, and you are
another being!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
More COnSolin

Mr.. Smith-'.Are you fond OF re-
partee, Miss ElsieP"
Elsie-':No. sir. I prefer Oolong."
Detroit Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Blood Poison

II was poisoned by poison ivy and Let II 60 TIL the
poison got into my blood when was obliged to give
mp work. and was couhaei to my house Scr TIVE
msnths had sores and scales on me from head to
feet, my finger nails came or and nay hair and
whiskers came eat. had two physicians, bus did
net seem to got much better. Hoods Sarsaparila
helped me so much that continued taking 1t TN
had used three bottles when was cured. lean rec
ommend Hoods ssrsspsrils to all the best blood
purifier know Of" GKoHsE W. vuSx. 90 PARK
Avenue. Brockport ny.
Hoods SarsapariIia
Sold BY all druEgists oil six forN Prepared oa,y
BY c. l. HOOD 4 CO. Apothecartes Lowell Masa
100 Doses One Dollar
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Consumption surely Cured.

To the EditOr:-
Please inform you readers that 1have
a positive remedy for the above named
disease. By its timely uss thousands OF
cured. shall be glad to send two bottles
OF my remedy FREE to any OF your readers
who have consumption il they will send me
their Express and P. o. address.
Respectfully, #. A. SLOCUM. NJ. c.,
1S1 Pearl St., New York.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Alarming Increase OF Insanity.
If insanity continues it's present ratio OF
increase at the end OF the next fifty years
one eighth OF the American people will be
in the mad-house. Rum, tobacco, worry,
and the exactions OF last business and fast
living is hurrying the whole population to
that end. The best people OF the United
States have settled on the Moxie Nerve
Food as the only nerve food that has with
stood the searching scrutiny OF the
chemists, U. S. Courts, and it's enemies,
who were obliged to admit it as a real, as
well as rich, harmless nerve food.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
SJAcoBs OIL
:. ~ :.
sPRAIMs, STRAINS, INJURIES.

1871 Seventh e.. Louisville, ~.
wAils helping 10 remove . rame building Of Ia
City Railway Co., IL FILL over on ne, pressing ne
70 the ground and apraining my back. was car.
rtsd home on Q stretehsr and the doctors attended
o. Jacobs OIL and the pain gone entirely.
JASPER BRowxI-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

We are pleased to learn that so many
of our young people are preparing to at
tend Elliott's Business College, Bur-
lington, Ia. 1t is undoubtedly the
finest school in this country.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
ARE you BILIOUS?
FAKE Eilert's

ARE you BILIOUS? Take Eilerts
HAVE you The BLUES, Daylight
OR FEEL CROSS e. SOUR? Liver Pills.
These Celebrated Pills are mild and effective
cathartic. cleansing the system and purifying the
blood. They do not cause that Gripping or Nause-
GUS feeling which those who have taken Pills
know SO WELL Sugar-coated and warranted to
give satisfac action Prepared by the
Ensmert Proprietary Co., Chicago, III.
Sold by all Druggists, Price only 25 cts. per box.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was q child. she cried for Castoria-
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria.
When she had children, she gave them Csstoria,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
SKIN and BLOOD DISEASES

quickly and permanently cured by using
B. B. B. Botanic Blood Balm) tho
wonderful Blood Purifier and Tonic.
Large sized bottles 81. 90 8 for $500. All
Druggists or sent free on receipt of price.
BLOOD BALM CO., Atlanta, Ga.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

That most self made men GO through the
world as il Immediately behind brass
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

DR.. Kinks German Pile Ointment has
cured Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles
when all others have failed. 1t absorbs
tho tumors, allays the itching at once, acts
as q poultice, gives instant relief. DR..
Kinks German Pile Ointment is prepared
only for Piles and Itching OF the private
parts, and nothing else. Every box ID
warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by
mail on receipt OF price, 500 per box.
Sold by Goodman Drug Co., Omaha. Neb.
Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt spent $125,.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Worlds DIspsnsary Medical Association,
68s Main st., BUFFALO, nv

The First National Bank Of
Chicago, first recei wing tell
er, Mr.. Il. Cohen. also Mr.. +.
L. Bold, cashier in the Sher-
man House, Jno. +. Scanlon,
II. C. r., of Forresters and
many other prominent men
this emedy very
IL mas been prepare d
and prescribed with won
derful success by Rev. Il.
Koenig of Fl. Wayne, Ind. for
more than ten years. A val
liable book on nervous dis
eases will be mailed free to
, Druggist, 10 w. Madison,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Seld By Druggists and Dealers ESeryrrhae.
the CHARLES A. voeELER CO.. Baltimore. ~.
A Lucky Darky.

Mrs. j. W. Sloan il one OF the most
charitable women in New York.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
A Great Legacy

A mans funny bone,w we presume. enables
him to laugh in his sleeve.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Omaha Comm ercial College.
In attendance 140 students. Fifty Of
whom work their way, and places for
others. Send for CollegeJ ournal and spec.
men OF penmanship. Address,
RoHRBoUaH Bros.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Sure Cure for Piles.

land owner at EIko, New, is seeding his
ranch to tea.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Mrs. Louis Hamersly has a pearl neck
lace that cost SOL, 900.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

That the man who travels on q pass 10
the one who should most dread an acct.
dent
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Alarming Increase OF Insanity.

A great many people hold theories who
can't hold their tongues.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11
Liying Witnessess

Senator Fair. despite recent reverses, IL
said to be worth $4,000.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Fame-Fame comes only when deserved,
and then it lie as inevitable as destiny.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Mrs. Ida Hoosted, OF Pennsylvania, has
fourteen living husbands.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

Examine into your own shortcomings
rather than those Of others.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

lfafiicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac Thomp
sons E, Water Druggists sell 1t. Nc.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-08-11

There Is not drugglstin all the land
But always keeps a stock on hand.
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Sandon turned nerv0usly, and wlnked.
This drew from the the crowd a still
greater amount of sympathy.
The young lady demurred when the
officer stated his intention of arresting
the man who had insulted her. and de-
clared that an apology from the offen-
der would satisfy her. This again at
iracted the attention of Sandon. and as
he turned toward the speaker, his
right eye as usual performed its usual
duty. This was more than the officer
Of the law could stand; and the thought
Of the insult that had been offered to
him and to the young lady
urged him to strict performance of
his duty. The rights of society de-
manded that the career of this un-
scrupulous man be interrupted, at least
for time.
young man," he said 'your repeat
ed offences warrants the action on my
part that / have intimated to you I
shall have to preform-in Short you
must accompany me to the station
house."
Sandon received this news with q
wink. He was so confused at the I'M
fortunate and terrible part his refrac-
.ory eye played in the affair that he
was prevented from making the ex-
plantations that he would othei wise
have made. He did, however. manage
TO say that his offence was unintention.
al. but even here the actions of his eye
seemed to belle his statement and in
creased the officers anger toward his
prisoner.
You will have to come, too, miss, ("
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Deafness Can't He Cured

Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt spent $685.
900 for the fittings OF one room.
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the old Tom?"
Its what left of him. sir; and
we'll have him whole and strong very
soon, If you'll set him to work."
Work. Aye, Tom. and bless you.
too There's an engine to be set up
and tested to-day. Come with me-"
Toms hands were weak and un-
steady. but his brain was clear, and
under his skillful supervision the en-
gine was set up and tested; but it was
not perfect There were mistakes
which he had to correct, and it was
late in the evening when the work was
complete.
..How is It now, TomP" asked
Mr.. Scott as he came into the testing
room and found the workmen get
ting ready to depart
..She's all right, sir. You may give
your warrant without fear"
God bless you. Tom! You don't
know how like sweet music the old
vo ce sounds. Will you take your old
place again!'
''Wuit till Monday, sir. If you offer
1t 10 me then, will take it.
At the little cottage, Ellen Darcy's
futtering heart was sinking That
morning. after Tom had gone, she
had found dollar bill in the coffee
cup. She knew that he left it for her.
She had been out and bought tea and
sugar, and -four and butter, and bit of
s4lder sleak; and all day long ray of
liKht had been dancing and simmer
ing before her--a ray from the blessed
! CHI of other days. With prayer and
The Forrest City times., 1888-07-14
TRHELE ll CRITIElBEN COTyH.
Srnesesa Negro a=itsfsrs Fired Out of the
 County.
The Whites Determined ts have No Nor'
 Nfsruie.

For three or four days the Mem phis papers have been giving de tailed accounts of q negro uprising in Cnttenden county. Several prominent white men, including the sheriff and treasurer, received anonymous letters warning them to leave the county at once. The trouble was caused by an indict' ment against the negro clerk and county judge for bgbitaal drunken ness. Armed men iocked 10 Ma ron and Charlottesville, and on Thursday, nineteen negroes, in eluding the county clerk, county judge, assessor, and other officers, a preacher, the representative, s lot of deputy officers, and last but not the least among these would-be- kings. that dirty-moEthed editor oi the Marion. Headlight. J. l.. Flem- ing. His printer was also told t0 leave the county. As we go to press everything begins 10 assume a peaceful attitude. We will give further rarlieul4rs.next week.
The Forrest City times., 1888-07-14
Eailraaaxs~,.

The Board oi Directors ,s
 Memphis, Arkansas < Terss ps pns road. met at the Bank bu,Id;.,A IL Tuesday. oh
 C. N. Lamison was reou.s,.s
 file map of line with the Seos h of State, winch wlll be doneato.'y
 The old board then ad;o,es vIes sine die, and the stoekholder, 'sea ns ent elected the following board s'sS 7 the ensuing year: J. W. Wv,.s " Jas. Russell, W. II. McDapisI \, Roliwage, \. ". Norton. Job, q a Moore. Samuel Thomas. C s P.0 V and [. N. Lamison.
 The new board met and .lso., officers to-wit: President C,I.; s. Briee, of Chic Secretary, c V Lamison. ~
 The company Is ready to oo~ mence work, bat wlll wait us,;, the Memphis bridge matter is ss, tied. The citizens of this eon,t. await with considerable aDxjel, the movements of ihis companr