Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-02-05
Eligible Bachelors.
SNOWFALL Offers to the Ladies s
Characteristic traits of Miles
City Dudes.
Their Age, Habits, Good and Bad
Attributes and Peculiar Pet
Proclivities.
A LIVELY LOT

the Leap Year Bellies.
tits nothing more than fair that the
eligible young men Of this borough
should have a showing for this re,
spective merits. In consequence
have provided myself with 45-csli
bre revolver and undertaken their un
biased aud purely well meant descrip
tion,oflheir good and bad qualifications
Here you have them, long, short, isI
aud lean: Place them in bag, shake
them up and you will find that they
will each aud all come 10 the
surface, each and every one gentle
man.
First Of all comes the king Of dudes
and bachelors, Albert Tecumseh Camp
bell. There are many fine points
about Smoothly" as he ! sometimes
called. He is possessed Of large
heart and a hearty laugh, rather en-
bonpoint in his figure, but is consider
ed fine dancer aud much sought az
ter FOR this accomplishment; is q good
tslker and likes bit Of gossip. He is
somewhat the worse for wear, having
been engaged-in business for q mum.
Der o! years; has never had any breach
Of promise cults to tackle. There,
girls, is a most desirable catch.
Little Willie TompkiRs bellies bis
name by great deal. He IL not
small but sports frame like Hercu-
les, has heart IN proportion; loves
everyone alike, but likes his cigarette
better than the ladies; has melodiou-
voice, would be useful on ranch Ia
scare away coyotes; he would be de-
sirable partner for quiet, undersized
girl that would be easily cowed; hal
prospects Of being big man in his
business; saves money and never wear,
stand-up collars; IL suspected OF bav
ing lingering hankerlng after school
teachers.
Smith, Charley Junebuy: BloIde
OF pronounced type; has fne flow OF
language, habits good; smokes little;
il IA good Judge ofrsncid butter; clean
in his per-onsl habits; Charles smile
would make some one think Of "home
and mother" under certain conditions
might consider matrimonial PROPOSE
ton; some money.
Cottier, alas blue Nose Jack"
Foreigner, blonde with Gully hair; he
i rather bashful in manners; says be
never has been engaged or in love.
Great chance for some smart, capable
girl who will not be jealous ofdry goods
talk across the counter; accent some.
what strange but very chic; something
of q "corkern with the accent on The
cork.
Eisenberg. Lee: This one, ladies, !,
considered q universal fayori te; Tsthel
tickle in his attention, but reports
from Bismarck confirm the truth thaI
he has been In love; neat in dress snc
always gives. over n aysrd;great sdmirel
OF fancy work, and could be useful 10
hanging pictures. The girl who get'
him will have to corner him at once
Van Gasken, William Tell: One
third blonde; somewhat obese but no
ungainly in shape; supposed to be o
French extraction; wears French I'm
perial; great tslker, especially before
election; habits f,rst-class; does no
smoke or chew and never takes |
drink except with 'possum; 10, - fn'
waltzer and an all round fsyorite with
the fair sex. Ladies' you'll have Il
bid high for this article.
Hall, Abram: Tall, npe looking
good dancer, prefers round dance
department irreproachable; u generou
disposition; is said 10 have penchani
for widows with several small chill
] uieh' Abihu Will bhNoh pbhiimou,
to endow some unobtrusivs young
lady.
Butler, Edmond: Lord high erecu
toner; blonde albino; always wears
Judicial smile and takes time to ans
wer Questions; perfectly free from
bIemish except few corns; Is said to
use bis official dignity in making
mashes; u musician OF no mean MORE
beats the drum with the hand of a
master; will make q nice parIor nus
band with proper trainings no bad
hablte; smokes Lone Jack, ala Bach
hankering for Kansas poetry.
Whitney, alias Little Charley"
Brunette; flowing moustsehe; pom
derous In frame but considered good
nsiured; thinks be Is q good dancer
inclined to be cynical; supposed 10 bs
disappointed; insists on growing fat
ter; has some aspiration. for the his