The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-15
BRIGHT BITE.

MONOGRAM stockings are said to command as
much as $3.50 pair. If we bought our hosiery
at that price we should expect our name to be
spelled out in full.--Ne'r Hdren Netos
TFE brevity which constitutes the soul Of wit
is, 10 too mary OF uur modern plays confined
exclusively 10 the dresses Of the female mem
oers OF the company. Boston Transcript.
BIoBsoE-Dumpsey, what in the world do you
suppose makes my bos stupid,
DUn.pSey--.l dunno. Have you ever read UP
any on tie subject Of heredityf- Burlington
f1oe Pres.
who has failed to give him the accustomed tip
You i not forget me. will you?
Missarly Party-No, indeed I'll write you a
letter W':en get honle.-TeraS Sift. ngS.
Tue great men of this age do not seem to be
Elesse Wit very good health. The yo ing
dn&-r0r OF Germany is far from robust, t e
9cj.Hg King Of npGin is down with cholera in
;l"4tutn, md Joba L. Sullivan is seriously ill.
hcsfo1t Globe.
"WHAT is the writer's cramp?" asked Pitts
bn:g papcT. You work for six months on a
naiulsCript seod it OF and have it rejected five
n six times, figure or it TO buy your winters
Ige.i. and you WA. find cut all about cramps
Detroit Free Press.
NcCISs-Y You can flatter woman into any
thug believe.
h:Eeihs.Nu' quite. 1 tried to make my wife
believe that Size was absolutely be3utlfu with
.er mouth in rtpose, but 1t wouldn't work
Ieffe Bdute Express.
GROOM in suburban village(-We are looking
FOR small house; one about big enough for a
young couple.
AgeuC-Ie sir. Would YOU like a twin cot
tage:
Bride--Horrors' No Philadelphia Record.
JoNEs-I say, Brown. stinGily snubbed ne to-
day
Brown-What's that for?
Jones-BiaTned it know. 1t was gratuitous,
= al u
Brovn- OF curse. You might know that
You bet he ism going To do anything that will
cost him a cent. -ltdshf2GtUR critic.
THE REASON WHy-First PoeticaI Asnirant
to second aittol-So YOU say you've sent OH
cor" Than q hundred poems aud never had one
returned?
Second P. A-That's what said
First p. Ats phenomenal success! Iwish
| knew the secret
Second p. A.-Wel, I've sometimes thought
it was because l never enclosed any postas e
stamps.-LJe.
Mrs SNIvERLY is the wife of the captain OF
volunteer company. She attended Il review
ut which her husband was the commanding
officer. Mrs Sniverly laughed all the time ana
when she was asked what was the cause of her
merfiment, she replied: TT was the funniest
thing in toe world t. see my husband, who
never dared open his mouth at home, ordering
all those men ABOUT, and they doing Just what
lie told them. Why doesn't he try that game
On me?'-Ttme
DISTINGUISHED ACTREss-There is something
about your face, sir. that is strangely familiar
Where can have met your
Stranger tyvith a hurt lookl-Why dont't Won
remember me: | once filed six months en-
sagement with you AS
Actress ,eagerlyl-As my leading man in "Iu
gomar" wasn't itg
Stranger thNmbly)-No. madam; 1 had one Of
the niin"" ""rt~. l was only your husband
Che ago Tribune
N one OF our Sunday schools recently tht.
slbject Of the creation of man WAS under ii
cuSsion A fright boy who had caVilled al
nothing which had preceded. when the story OF
the. production OF Eve was reached decared
that he didn't believe word OF it. For. said
he, there was any quantity of the same ma
terial that dam was made of lying arounG
loose. and l don't believe God would have rippe:
up Adam whom lie had just finished. lust to
set a rib to maze Eye with."--.-oWeu Courier