Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-02-10

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THE successful lover thinks he !,
getting ahead when he is getting
heart-Bosto7a Courier.
How MONKEYS are Caught is thu
title of an article going the rounds
Girls who marry dudes might tell
1'eras SJtings.
IT is said that truth dwells at thu
bottom of we'll; but then, milkmen
meyer get quite as for down as that
Boston Courier.
THE world is growing better every day
And honest men abound, como people say.
| But still the finest apples of the crop,
When packed in barrels, somehow get on Ia,
! Boston Courier.
PROFESSOR" said graduate, trying
to be pathetic at parting, II am IN.
debted to you for all know" "Pra,
do not mention such a triae," was the |
not very fattering reply.
BAcKsL1DE JoHNs1NG, being near.
sighted, mistakes the weathercock for
fugitive from the chicken.roost
oyer needn't roost so high, chicken. Il
amt goin' to touch yer. Use refo'md'
GENTLEMAN don't like to pay you
for the job, Uncle Rastus, till it's done.
You might go back on me. Uncle
Rastus (earnestly)-Deed I won't, boss,
deed [ won't. Ise white if is cullud,
-Nep YORK; Sun.
A. New ENGLAND parson announced
to his congregation on recent Sun.
day: "You will be sorry to hear that
the little church at Jonesville is once
more tossed upon the waves, sheen
without shepherd. "-Christia7, Id.
Uocdte
You've Gentleman-So, then, if you
know of young lady who is good.
looking, young, rich, and amiable-|
Agent Cinterrupting him)-Allow me to|
tell you, sir all that suffices me to make
four matches with!-Paris Journal
41n1usa11t.
CARE you the head waiter" asked al
hotel patron Of pompous individual
who was posing near the dining-roon|
door. well, sir, I serve in that ca.
pacity; but my official title. if you|
please, is dining-room superintendent
Hotel Mail.
BRIDE - Oh, mamma! I've been
cruelty betrayed, and I wish I were
dead! Mother-What's wrong, Laura?
Bride--Augustus is villain. Hes
been married before! Mother-Hov|
do you know? Bride-Why, he-boo|
-hoo-he knew that my hustle wasn't
a baseball mask !-Arcolo Record.
"D1D she have rawhide when shell
assaulted you?" asked his Honor Of al
meek gentleman who accused his wife
of assault with intent to kill. sNo|
your Honor" said the poor man, feel.
ing of himself tenderly, "Pm the one
that had the raw hide; in fact, your
Honor, I have it still. p Buffalo
Courier.
"WoULD you believe it, +" she gurgled,
"while I was bathing in the sea the
other morning nasty crab fastened
itself on my toe" "Quite an intelli.
gent crab, should think, her lover
replied. Intelligent? Why do you|
think SOP" Because it knew how to|
catch on to a nice thing" Then she
blushed, and when he attempted to|
take kiss she made scarcely any rel
sistance.-Bosto7a Courier.
HIS SOLO.
Perhaps you did not know it,
But I'm IN opera singer,
And on my notes and words
Idearly love to l--i-iug-er,
I'll give you some examples
Of how to them cling,
And then you'll not deny
That my mission is to ing
Twas on n pleasant tla-aa- aa- an -aa- aaea-ay
| THAT word was meant for "day"
That to one did tel tale of 100000 oo-coVs
fThnt word is love" they sny)
She looked ut mo and smiled with eyes "a
brightly ge-ee-ee ming ing -ng-ing,
And whispered words so sweet thought mus:
be dre-ee-ee- ming ing ing-ing.
She said to me: "Oh, Ere ee-ee-ee-e-ea
Gny name you see, is Frcd,)
I'll i-ii-" de
clare!
I've been so long about it I've forgotten whs7
she snid