The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1888-01-13
SWALLOWED a SPIDER.
A Novel bat = Marvellous Cure for Ms
laria.

lari9.
ssMalariag'
Eyes. malaria"
mo, sir. 1 am no more afraid OF malaria
than am of you,'' and as the speaker was
at least ten inches taller than the reporter,
and proportionate1y broader, his fear of that
dread malady was probably not excessive.
1--WE had malaria, and I've been cured.''
yes, but a man can have malariamore
than once"
mot if he is cured the way was. About
ten years ago was living in Indiana, in
Vigo county, near Terre Haute. In those
days a man was regarded as a stranger
until he had drank about gallon of Whiskey
and quinine, and shaken down his bedstead
three or four times with the ague. had a
rather reticent nature, and I suppose it
took the climate longer to get acquainted
with me than it did the ordinary run Of
men. For had to drink about barrel of
whislzey and take whole pounds of quinine
before L could get strong enough to even
shake myself, let alone bed"
SHOW was cured?'
"Well, it was a novel cure. boarded
with a Mrs. Dennis, who told me she could
cure me if L would take her medicine. FL
nally I agreed. She brought towel and
bound it around my head so I could not see;
then she broughta glass of water, and told
me to take my dose, and Immediately swal-
low the water
The dose tasted like a little ball Of dust,
and as it was going down felt sharp pain
in my throat, as il it had been scratched.
'eThe next morning Mrs. Dennis brought
little box and showed me her medicine. 1t
was big, hairy, black spider, alive, and the
mate to the one had swallowed the day be-
fore"
The medicine this gentleman took for ma
laria, may have been effective, but few
would care to try the remedy. Nor is there
any necessity for it.
Malaria is a poisoned condition of the
blood produced by bad air and water, which
enter the blood-channels through the
stomach and lungs and other ways, and pro-
duce injurious effects on the liver and kid
neys. 1t is cured by putting the liver and
kidneys in perfect, healthy working order
The drugs ordinarily used for such pur-
poses frequently do quite as much harm as
good, and leave the system in an enfeebled
condition.
The certain and harmless remedy for ma
laria is Warmers safe cure which puts the
liver and kidneys in healthy action, when
the poison is carried out of the system, and
tho serious effects it engenders, pass away.
j. NJ. Booth, Springfield, Mass, under date
of March 2Sth, 1887, writes: zone year ago
had the malaria-had had it more or less
for ten years. I stopped all other medi-
cines and took Warmers safe cure, and it
cured me. This country is famous for ma
laria, and know Warmers safe cure will
cure it."
People who live in malarious localities
will find in Warmers safe cure specific
against contracting this disease. The NAL
arial poison can find no entrance to the sys-
tenn, if the liver and kidneys are kept in
healthy action.
Yhe gentleman who swallowed the spider,
CONCLUDES his narrative in the New York
Malt and Express by saying:
81 was effectually cured, but / wouldn't
take another dose of that medicine to save
my life.''
A YOUNG man who intended to press his
suit first went and had his suit pressed