New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-23
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and shortening tendency, ana ssrv TO rcduee sn1
largement Of the Joints and dsforlpl isst'
San Francisco will never be .Enstrooiis unttl 4
seaess to pave its streets with ccbls s'nss.
FARMERS VIEW OF aEAdINo-
Well, wife, town ssunonssear 10 ma
:, Are like the ridin plolgh H.,
1"i But T. don't ont, 90 pd desp som son.Se..
They take ye over lots grods
An, science styles is s1cfto
That one don't fscl n nh.
To-day our preacher skird alone.
AM 'peared to do a hs
cuttin' kivrin' of the WIS
An When he halted at end,
An got his team uraco,
The devil LATED to soc , tarcs
CROWN, Pm afcs
This scientific plough, now.
no an RS, science enc .1 pIs.eht the ssV s;o
You've uRs P got to H'i ies ri s trace: out,
~ An change tho sv'i sd 9Idl' ,sm tim
An let tho R Pm Cake in Omaha woiA
A Tennessee reader @" The Tribune says 10 he
read 1000 consecutive'opes OF the paper vithout
missing a single numb. he was IN tne army three
years constantly charns MS position. bN,' says
he, "Thc Tribune Tays came through, smetimes
brown and muddy ON long bath in sons nver,
and few times Pity burned, but It aFays tot
thero'n
Not In coc,.tr .rclcs:
LADY visitor Mrs. Seldom ct home
MaId-Yes. nam. but she said she oidns waus
Visitor ind, antlyl-what does she rcan By send
III" Maidrshs cans. mum, Just what 90 says She
don't sec foil and kiss folks. and Their when they g
sSsy sss sSa' ssi eSG S
Saws a1e Atlanta Constitution: "Mr. Randall
will Meas, walk out Of the Democttic party until
the camLm opens. Then his ervices viii b
needed
turned sI rom Colorado the other az was asked hh
OpinlS To- no W.? ' %as iho brief rely.
aSy; too ,t far apart, apart,
ales, and the pawnshops vt broke and he a
To jalt three days and travel I2o miles s, on the
wsch. Too new-altogether too pew'"-tDeroit Fres
PISS.
There was a snow bank two yet deep and half .
bock long in Frankfortst. last Saturday 1t was
Srmed by snow taken from bepath the arches Of the
;er-York anchorage Of the ESoohyn Hiose inis
Is the last Of the big blizzard.
LET US ENJOY 1T WHILE WE MAY.
Springs here so rut the poets lay,
SO say the organ 6rl1uor suSins'
1t may be here, but every Gay
1t rains.
1t is a time OF chns and cough,
To listers still we LOOK ior cneer;
Fine weather is o log way on
We fear.
Rut focs and rans Will run their racs.
And we shall yetsehod OF Sol
The face.
Yes. of his face ave quantum sun.
For peoplc 4, a week or two
viii mic query. this hot enough
For your
Parched, dust, dry will be the towi
when daysare hot and dogs go msd,
Then let us while the rain comes down.
do gao -(BostoI Courier
Truants in sapFrancisco are punished by having
mustard plaster Sut on their backs.
Understood rs Busness.-G rocers clerk-Mn Do
picb;s order us morning contains the word sugar.
but does not Jay how muGn
c,rocsr Wtat else does she 0rderf
aNothinc Use except ten boxes OF strawberries
"send ur a barreL'-tomaha World.
An English visitor says that a Ncw-York City DEM
ocr.tc ndtician Fever breaks silence without at the
samo tine breaking all the rules Of English syntax
In this way ho shows bis contempt for everything
English
Dorestic Hslp in tho Futurc.-First Dame "a rev
years henceHow are You getting along now ucar n.
services of person to come in once day. make tho
bass dust h0 brio a-brac and clean tho SILVER .or
little extra she also lists the clothes for the laundry
How fortunate you arep H. ,u.
sweep, cook, wash dishes, carry coal and scruo'-
o World.