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Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-05-17
Ir MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

have observed that if by chance
On some elite occasion,
4 swell doth on a lady's train
Make damaging invasion,
The etiquette of time and place
The lsdy's rage will scatter,
And with smile she'll say: Good sir,
II isn't any matter"
But should her lord make that misstep
In going 10 their carrisge,
As like as not she'd season the
Amenities of marriage
With, There, you horrid, clumsy loutl
Was ever such veXation?
Some day those hoofs of yours will rip
The earth from is foundation"
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-05-17
Always Ready.
lJudge.1

The Rev. Mr.. Hithard, in sermon on
1.-THE Offense and the punishment :"
"And now, the evidence having been
taken, and your consciousness of sin hav-
ing been established, what would you do If
arraigned at the bar to face the great Judge
of acts and motives ?"
SLEEPY lawyer, Gust waking to meet the
eye of the clergyman and the significance
of the query)-3Move for a stay of sentence
and a new trial on the minutes"
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-05-17

Its Wonderful Snow Sheds-The Canadian
Pacific and American Roads-The Sem
ator Airs His Views on the Relations
of the Road with the Government-An
Three Minute Horses ThorOughbreds.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1888-05-17

BISHOP TAYLOR AND HIS STEAMER.
lange and the fifth at Lulaaberg. Dondo
Is considerable town, situated about 240
miles from Loanda. 1t is laid out in long
streets. and has sidewalks. lamps and
many other improvements.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
THE FREE DIsPENsARY.

The st. Paul Medical college deserves
the commentator of every good citizen
for its determination to establish a free
diSpensary for the medical treatment of
the poor. That some such all institution
has long been needed those whose occu-
patton brings them in frequent contact
with the poorer classes can we'll testify.
In many instances disease could have
been routed and death baked had the
suffering poor been able to obtain the
proper medical treatment which their
scanty means made impossible. There
is no grander act of charity than that
rendered by the physicianln voluntarily
relieving the sufferings of needy human
ity, and unhappily there is none of
which, in st. Paul, there has been
greater need.
The character of the medical service
that will be rendered by the free dis
pensary is beyond all question. The
staff of physicians comprises names
which are well recognized as belonging
to men who, in their several specialties,
have already mounted to the top round
of the ladder. They are men whose
services are rightly amply compensated
by those to whom the payment of a
doctors bill is not a difficult financial
feat.
That they should therefore freely offer
their time, skill and knowledge to the
poor, without money and without price,
entities them to the greatest possible
credit and to the heartiest cOmmenda-
ton. The dispensary, which is situated
on Ninth street near Exchange, will be
open daily,eXcept Sundays and holidays,
from II to 2, and there is no doubt what
ever that it will perform noble work.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02

dered his country. Mr.. BLAINE has no
such record. He is only a politician de-
void of heroic qualities. When Gen.
GRANT was leading armies in defense of
the Union Mr.. BLAINE was in congress,
specializing in railroad stock and bonds.
The American people are posted on all
these things. They know to whom
tribute is due and where to pay it. Mr..
BLAINE's partisan friends will endeavor
to boost him into an heroic attitude and
carry him across the continent on their
shoulders with shouts and huZZahS, and
blowing of trumpetS and waving OF
flags; but for all that the people will
as the man who was beaten at the last
election, and who is destined to be worse
beaten at the next. No, senator, the
''whoop-him-up" plan will not win this
time. This is not magnetic era.
The people are in their sober senses,
and they are looking to results rather
than to men. They have pretty well
defined idea of what they want and how
to get it, and are not going to be led
astray by vainglorious attempt to
make hero out of man who, through
long public life, never exhibited the
first quality of heroism. And we will
just add, by way of parenthesis, sena-
tor, that it is tariff revision and tax re-
duction that the people of Minnesota
are looking for, and not the manufacture
of false political gods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
RAINBOW-HUED SHIRTS.
The Gay Garment, Worn by Dizzy
Pated Boston Dudes,
Boston Herald.

Idteu BOSTON DUDES.
Boston Herald.
The white shirt is no longer en- regle.
1t must be cOlored, usually in stripes,
with collar of snowy linen. The very
latest, just imported, has three cOlorS-
dark red, light pink and bIue-running
vertically in stripes about one inch in
width, colored cuffs attached and high
collar. Another is of white pique, run
ming horizontally, and between each
TWO rlDS OF the plque narrow thread of
yari-colored silk.
The favorite shirt of our most distin-
guiShed local dnde is cream-colOred.
with salmOn-hued polka dots of silk. An
other kind is made of light rose pique,
with little dots of white silk floss
sprinkled through it. A short time ago
shirts with stripes one and one-half
inches broad, of bright strawberry and
light blue, were regarded as the correct
thing, and could only be obtained to
order at fabulous expense; but the
cheap furnishing goods shops brought
them out and the trade in them was
killed.
A shirt that is worn great deal by
swell men in Boston has three narrow
lines of black running close together
across the bosom at intervals of four
inches. Dress shirts must open in front
as do all shirts nOwadayS-and must
have narrow strip of embroidery run
ming down the middle edge. The EN-
broidery is done by hand, and is very
fine. Such shirts cost 81 apiece. Pale
green pique shirts are exceedingly
swell, and cost $50 a dozen. Some of
them have large white silk figures
worked in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
WILL NOT WIN.

Sen ator DAVIS is believer in bur
fah political campaign. He relies on
BLAINE's arrival in San Francisco next
June and subsequent triumphaI march
across the continent to awaken enough
enthusiasm to land the man from
Maine in the White house. We are
sorry to see our Junior senator's enthu-
siastic nature get the better of his judg-
ment. The time has past for "Whoop-
em-up Eliza Jane" political canvasses
In this country. The American people
are in a sober mood just now, and every
voter has his thinking cup on. When
Mr.. BLAINE arrives i'm San Fran
cisco next June there will not
be man, woman or child
in this broad land but will know full
well that the date of his arrival was
fixed for political effect. This knowl-
edge will knock all enthusiasm out of
the event at the start Then again, there
will be marked difference between
Mr.. BLAINE's arrival and Gen. GRANTS
return home from his tour around the
world. The latter was hero whom all
his countrymen respected. The uni
Eersal tribute that was paid to the man
was OH account of heroic services rem
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
GUARD THE CHILDREN.
Below zero.

In an eloquent sermon delivered yes
terday at st. Paul'S church Bishop GIL
BERT called needed attention to the alb
solute necessity existing for preserving
as far as possible the unSulIied innO-
eence of childhood, and touched upon the
neglect with which, in the present day,
children are too often treated by their
parents. 1.-The hope of the future, both
to the state and society,"" he rightly
said, lis in giving the proper direction
to the impulses of childhood. While
he especially directed the attention of
parents, presumably able to care for
their children, to their responsibility in
giving the child proper religious
training, there is another phase of the
matter that might be touched upon.
In every large city there are numer-
Gus children who are virtually waits of
the streets. If they have parents, it is
only to be treated with heartleSS neglect
and indifference-inditfer which is
equally marked with regard to their
spiritual and material needs. If they
are orphans, they live from hand to
mouth, and keep body and soul together
in manner almost incomprehensible.
st. Paul, as well as her sister cities, has
many children of this class. Some day
they will be adults, with voice and
vote in the administration OF the govern
ment. 1t is needless to say that society
is vitality concerned in having that voice
and vote cast in the right direc-
ton. But what of good can
reasonably be expected of the children
of the streets denied every possible adj
vantage. All of their influences are
vicious, and the ineradicable traces of
early pernicious training are bound to
mark their future life.
st. Paul has charitable organ izations
and church societies as earnest and as
thorough as any in the land. 1t should
be their special province to guard the
children of vicious or negligent parents
and the waits of the street from evil
tendencies. Something has already
been done in that direction, but it is
evident that much remains to do. Will
it be done? Let us hope that the close
of the year will see the question we'll
answered.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
How a New Papa Handles a Baby


Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
Everybody has seen a new papa try
ing to manage his primal offspring in
street car. The more primal it happens
to be the harder it is to manage.
If papa is the sort of man he ought
to be his chief ambition is to prevent his
fellow passengers from getting on to the
fact that he is new in the business. He
particularly desires to pass for a
veteran.
Baby, however, never for moment
overlooks the fact that he is only an
amateur.
Its first move is to turn summerset
off of papa's unaccuStomed knees, and
stand on its little intellect in the aisle,
thus bOthering people about getting off
and on the car, and effectually prevent
ing the sad-eyed conductor from collect
ing fares. Then, when papa dares to
disagree with this original and startling
question, the delights of baby-farming
suddenly materialiZe and become dis
tinctly visible to the naked eye.
With an intellectual whoop that
causes the sad-looking passenger on the
rear platform to drop the cigar from be-
tween his lips, baby throws itself fiat
OH its back on papa'S knees and shoots
out like telescope. Its dear little head
plays the great battering-ram act on a
dyspectie-looking passenger on papa's
right, and his cute little tooties get all
tangled up in the real point lace worn
by SuperciliOus young lady OH papa's
left. Its darling little hands are, of
course, tangled up in papa's whiskers.
And all the time baby is wailing a high
and heartless air from the latest opera.
Of course every eye in the car is fixed
upon papa, and he suddenly becomes
aware of the fact that he is making his
tory.
So is baby.
BY the time the little darling has
kicked 800 worth of lace off the aristo-
cratic dress and loosened most of the
digestive apparatus of the victim of
dyspepsia. papa has succeeded i'll once
more getting hold of the thread of the
argument.
He seems to hesitate between tossing
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
BLXBY WAS PERFECTLY CALM
The Mastery Manner in Which
He Managed a Case of Croun.

He Managed a Case Of Group.
One of the Bixby children was seized
with fit of Group the other night.
Bixby heard the little fellows labOred
breathing, and bounding clear over the
foOtbOard of the bed, yelled, Group"
in about the same voice that the es-
capped idiot yells, Fire ~ at the theater.
Then he tried to put his trousers OH
over his head, but finally got them on
wrong side out, and tore into his short
with its wrong side in front.
Jump" he screamed to his wife;
''there isn't second to lose, Get the
Sirup of Squillsl Put on a tub of hot
water! Give him something to drink
Get hot fiannelS on his chest Hurry!
hurry! Don't lie there doing nothing
while the child is choking to DEATH Fly
aroundr'
Mrs. Bixby is one of those meek and
eminently sensible and practical little
women who never get tenth part of
credit for the good they do in this
world. While Bixby was racing up and
down stairs declaring that nobody was
doing anything but himself, Mrs. BiXby
quietly took the little sufferer in hand
do something quickn' screamed
Blx6y, as he upset pan of hot water
IAO OCu d Oh LutlL-
ed lard over on the dressing case.
Here, somebody. quickr' he yelled.
Can't anybody do a thing but me?
Run for the doctor, some of you. Give
the child some more squills. Is there
anything hot at his feet? Give him
aeOnite. He ought to have a spoon of
oil. If he don't get relief instantly he'll
die, and here there's nobody trying to
do thing but me! Bling him some
warm water, with little soda in it. He
ought to have been put into hot bath
an hour ago. Heat up the bathroom!
What's on his chest? Great heavensI
has the child got to die because no one
will do thing for him?"
Mrs. BiXbY, quietly and unaided,
brings the child around all right and
sits with him all night until daylight.
after she has quieted Bixby down and
got him to bed.
And next morning he has the gall to
say at the office: "One of my little
chaps nearly died with Group last night,
and had mighty hard work bringing
him around all right; but l did, after
working like Trojan all night. It's
terrible disease, and seares women
nearly to death. They fly all to pieces
right off. A person wants their wits
about them. You want to keep per-
fectly cool and not fool away a second
in Mysteries. That's where a man has
the advantage over woman in manag-
ing case of Group. It's mighty lucky
was at home to take my little chap in
Tid-Bits
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
te. The fuel and lumber combina-

tate. The fuel and lumber combina-
tons are as
RELENTLESS IN THEIR EXACTIoNS
as are the wheat and railroad ''cOm-
bines." The recent loss of life i'm West
ern Kansas for the lack of fuel is a
startling commentary on the helplessness
of the people where the mOnOpolists
have full sway
Fourth-We approve the resolutions
OF the state alliance at its last session.
and also of the resolutions and address
OF the national alliance at its meeting in
October last. We especially indorse
that part OF the resolution relating to
agricultural colleges and reiterate our
demand for the complete separation of
our agricultural college from the state
university, and the establishment of a
college where students at small cost
may obtain thorough education, of
which the study of agriculture shall in
every case form prominent part.
The action of the regents since the
adjournment of the last legislature does
not in our opinion meet the necessities
of the case.
While we do not wish to condemn
what is known as farmers institutes, a
company OF eloquent and entertaining
speakers travelling over the state at the
PSOPiS OAPCLcCs ploCeiNol
farmer in the most scientific manner
how to raise hogs, make butter, select
COWS, build silos, the great superior
ity of bran as an article of food for fat
tening stOck-indeed, while we SYM
pathize with their laudable efforts to in
struct the farmers how to make home
happy-still we are unable to bring our
minds to the conclusion that their ef-
forts will save the state from the ire
mendous evils from which the people
suffer.
The resolutions of our state and ma
tiOnal alliance on the tariff question
meet our hearty approval. We COM
mend our representative in congress,
Hon. Knute Nelson, for his efforts to re-
lieve the people from the unnecessary
burden of an Ubiquitous tariff, and espe-
cially on lumber, coal, sugar and
material out of which binding twine is
manufactured, be Placed upon the free
list. ID. W. HIXSoN,
A. X. LEE,
A g GIRRJN
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02

1t is the popular medium.
More wants" are printed
in the GLOBE than in all the
other papers in st. Paul
and Minneapolis combined.
If you want to reach all
classes patronize the GLOBES
Want columns. Compare
this department. of the
GLOBE with the other papers
and see for yourself where
the public go to make
known their wants and offer
their bargains.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02

his burden out of the car window and
stuffing it under the seat. His face is
about the color of healthy lobster, and
wild yearning to go off somewhere
angel has laid violent hands on him.
But through it all he never for a
moment loses sight of the fact that he
is parent.
The baby won't let him.
AT last he rises in a broken-hearted
way, stumbles over the feet of every
body in the car, and in sheer despera-
ton stops the car and conducts the re-
malnder of his kindergarten on foot.
But through it all he is of course de-
liriOusly happy.
He certainly looks it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
One Woman Appreciated.

Kansas City Times.
In an unfrequented spot in Bellfon-
tame cemetery, st. Louis, there are two
graves, over one of which is a modest
tombstone with the following inscrip-
ton upon it: Here rests that angel of
a woman, Isabella Graham COndit, wife
of Thomas Brooks, born in New Jersey
i'll 1925, died in st. Louis in 1865. You
were always satisfied, always content
with what you had. l did not have to
rob my employers to keep you in eX-
travagance. How pleasant it was to
meet you on returning hOmel God
bless you'll Your HUSBAND"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
How He Got Out.

Arcola Record.
''Who walked on the water to meet
the Master?" asked Sunday school
teacher.
PETER" shouted the class in chorus.
"What happened to Peter?"
"He sank in the water"
Every well. How did he get out of
the water?"
"Petered outw sang out the red
headed boy at the foot of the class.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
The Dakota Liquor Men Rails
ing a Fund to Oppose
Local Option.
Resolutions Adopted by the
oil Farmers Alliance Meeting
= ~ at Elbow Lake.
Senator Wilson Sure Of Elec-
NJ ton in Iowa--Hepburn
w. W. His Only Opponent.
William Potter & Co., General
us Merchants Of Aitkin,
h, i Burned Out.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
~ BI.MARCK, OAK, Jan. lie. /. Good
kind, who is secretary of the Dakota
Wholesale Liquor Dealers and Brew
erS' Protective association, organized at
Aberdeen Dec. IA, issued today cir
cular letter to the liquor dealers
throughout the territory. 1t is evident
that they will not submit to local OPP
ton, and will fight the issue to the bitter
end. A large sum of money will be
raised for this purpose. The circular
reads as follows:
At a meeting of the wholesale liquor
dealers and brewers of Dakota, held at
Aberdeen, OAK, Dec. IA, 1887, the above
organization was effected. Our object
is to protect ourselves and property, also
the property and interests of those for
eign dealers who do business in the ter
rltOry, from the fanatical encrOachments
of prohibition. by all legal means in our
power. 1t is needless here to go into
any discussion of the merits of our
rights, for of that we are of one mind.
But a resume of the status of affairs in
this territory as to prohibition will con-
vince you that the above organization is
necessary, and also that some
DETERMINED ACTION MUST BE TAKEN.
The legislature of 1887 passed the
local option act. and upon it great
many counties voted Nov. 8, 1SS7-sixty-
four counties have voted against the
sale of liquors. We don't believe this
is the honest sentiment OF voters. 1t is
the votes of men Spurred on by a band
OF women seeking notOriety, and the
votes of those ignorant of the merits of
the case before them and taking up the
popular hue and cry, Liquor must 60"
Having carried their point in so many
counties, they are now making desper-
ate efforts to enforce the law. We have
every reason to believe that the law is
illegal, unconstitutional and void for
more reasons than one, and which it
does not now seem proper to dlvulge,
and have therefore decided to test the
validity of the law. For this purpose
we must have money. Every
dealer in the territory, or those
doing business in the territory is
as he may feel justified in giving, TAX
ing into consideration the seriousness
of the case. We Go not come to you as
beggars. We have taken the brunt of
the work on our shoulders and have
given literally: your interests as well
as ours are at stake, and as business
proposition. can you afford to refuse to
pay your share towards protecting your
business? We know you are called
upon for other subscriptions, worthy,
no doubt, but none more so nor more
vital to you than this.
4 Send your subscription, and do it at
once, to E. l. Goodkind, secretary, Bis
marck, Oak, who will forward receipt
for same. BY our work and its result,
judge the wisdom of your subscription.
nftlQnrC M q X
r. Adler, president, Fargo; E. H.Roche,
vice president, Aberdeen; E. l. Good
kind, secretary, Bismarck, and A. III.
Gilman treasurer Yanktnn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-01-02
WILSON'S ELECTION SURE.

He Will Represent Iowa in the
Senate Again---Hepburn' Use
. less Fight On the Old Soldier
Issue.
Special to the Globe
DIES MONIES, Jan. 1.-The present in
dications are that Senator James f.
Wilson will be re-nominated without a
serious struggle by the Republican leg
islative caucus. The legislature meets
January 9, and during the same week
the senatorial nomination will be de-
cided. Up to the present time but one
candidate has entered the field against
Wilson. EX-CongreSsman Hepburn is
the man. His candidacy is the result of
a demand by the Iowa State Register for
a soldier candidate. Hepburn was a
soldier, it is true, and he made repu-
tatiOn in congress as a ready and skill
full DICTATOR, but the fact that he was de-
feated for reelection in a district that
gives twenty-five hundred Republican
majority has killed him politically for
all time. The transportation question
was made the issue IN that campaign
and Hepburn, even more than Senator
Wilson, is denounced by the grangers
as being in sympathy with the railway
corporations. There has been great
deal of talk against Senator Wilson, but
the opposition to him has been unable
to unite upon any candidate. His OPP
ponentS are divided as to Hepburn, and
at sea as to anybody else. An effort
was made to induce
JUDGE REED, OF THE SUPREME BENCH,
to allow the use of his name, but he
peremptorily refused. Reed could
doubtless solidify the opposition to
Wilson and he would make creditable
senator, but, serving his first term on
the bench, with reasonable assurance
that he can have another, the uneer-
taintieS of a senatorial contest have no
attractions for him. There has been a
great deal of talk about still hunt in
the interest of some intangible dark
horse, but there is really no such scheme
i'll the Iowa political carpet at present.
Some one may be sprung successfully
between this and the hour of caucus,
but the chances are against it, and fav-
Orable to Mr.. Wilson's return to the
senate for a second term. There are
SiXty-five farmers in the legislature out
of total membership of $50, and the
idea has been urged that these sixty
five ignore politics and the mandates of
party caucuseS, combine on some anti
monopolist like Congressman Anderson
and elect him. But so far this PROPOSE
ton has received very little encourage
ment. The farmers, like the lawyers
and doctors in the legislature, will stand
by their party, which means the return
of Senator Wilson, unless some very
startling combination is made.