The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-11-06
Mrs. Grundy Says


That she would like to see departments added
to the Seminary West of the Suwannee W here
Sewology. Mythology, Cookoogy, ETC., can be
taught-the young lady graduates to receive the
degree of F. F. Witt for Wives.
That husband will gladly foot the bills OF a
wife who is not ashamed to be seen footing his
socks
That the pithiest sermon she ever heard
preached was this: Our ingress in life is
naked and bare; our progress through lie Is
trouble and care; our egress out of it we know
not where; but doing we'll here, we shall do
well there you could not tell more by preach
ing year.
That the burning question of the hour is the
Tallahassee street gas lights
That the four lovely young ladies arrayed in
bright red bandana costumes were the feature OF
the parade last Saturday.
That Tallahassee was never before so brightly
bedecked as on Saturday-Bandana Day.
That Bandana Day will long be remembered
in Tallahassee
That the lovely quartette of Tallahassee Ban
dana Girls should have their portraits painted
and send them to Mrs. Cleveland.
That the parade last Saturday eXceled any
thing of the kind ever seen in Tallahassee
That the colored men who took part in the
Democratic demonstrations last Saturday were
brave men, who had determined to think, act
and vote to suit themselves.
That the latest thing out in bonnets are dark
brown velvet dice boxes, with little dead bird
perched over the forehead of the wearer, as if it
wanted to peck her right eye out.
That her Sam says his girls lips are so sweet
that they stick together every morning by the
honey they dstill.
That it is singular fact, yet true, that the
smaller ladies bonnets grow, the more they cost.
That Tallahassee girl, who had been off to
college, stepped into a dry goods store few
days since and asked for diminutve argenteous
truncated cone convex on its summit and semi
perforated with symmetrical ndentatons-She
wanted thmble.
That Tallahassee has bright promises of being
a great railroad center in the near future
That misery loves company, and so does
pretty girl.
That it is the merchant who plants the seed
Of judcious newspaper advertising that reaps
the harvest of public patronage
That money invested in real estate in the Tai
lahassee Country will pay handsome profit
That the growing OF fine leaf tobacco is among
the most profitable industries in the Tallahassee
Country.
That every man with little plot of spare
land should plant it in either LeConte or Keifer
pears or some good prolific grape vines.
That there is an extra good demand for ten
and twenty acre farms in the Tallahassee Coun-
try.
That the Tallahassee and Carrabelle Railroad
trains will be coming in with whoop before
many more months.
That the Thomasville and Monticello Railroad
is going to be the popular route for Northern
travel into Middle Florida this winter
That Northern tourists and home seekers are
already coming to the Tallahassee Country, and
that as the season grows on apace they will
come by thousands
That Tallahassee will be better supplied with
good hotel and boarding house accommodations
this winter than ever before.
That, judging from the many fall vegetable
gardens around Tallahassee, our Northern guests
will be well supplied with fresh garden truck this
year.