The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1888-03-08
THE MERRY SIDEI

That Steube still lives is Huling's mis-
take.
Cleveland is sitting on the Solid South,
earnestly trying to hold it,
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Strange as it may seem, some statesmen
see snakes only in local option.
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With Sherman as candidate, the Mug
,wump's occupation will be gone.
The man who calls to whip an editor is
necessarily hot-tempered. HE always
gets "ired.'1
The Democrats are opposing "the war
tariff" They opposed the war, too. But
it went on.
Cincinnati is coming down on the swlll
milk dealers She don't want her beer
and milk mixed.
Gen. Bragg goes to Mexico somewhat
broken in spirit" He will come back
broken by spirits.
The President will be glad to find his
way back to Washington. He didn't
the country was half so big.
"Blinky" Morgan don't allow visitors to
see his face. But no difference-his neck
is the object of interest just now.
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Yes, little boy, it's nice to chew tobacco
A goat will chew tobacco-and you know
how popular goat is in society.
Many a good brother has his grip
strengthened-by the minister telling him
that his pocket-book is the Lords.
Pete Nolan, the prize-fghter, attacked
little woman in Cincinnati one day last
week, and succeeded in whipping her.
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When the President signs pension
bill, all the Democratic papers cackle. 1t
seems strange to them.
eff we must have more millionaires,
may the Lord send us only Corcorans."-
Courier Journal.
There's self-sacrifcing spirit for you.
Phil Armour is great because of his
wealth of lard. The President of the
United States meets him as an equal.
81 feel safe when look down into my
SOU" said the devout man. A rude
wording whispered something about
exploring the unknown"
Capitalist to Boomer-"What are the
advantages of your town."
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Ali "The Mugwumps want an excuse
for going back on Sherman" do they?
Well, there's certainly no affinity between
John and Mugwump.
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Democratic cannons roared for Cleve-
land in Charleston a few days ago. But
asfew years ago they roared at the Govern
ment he represents.
"Another term of Cleveland and Re
form, will put the country on the road to
prosperity" says a Democratic paper
That's i'll Take it away from prosperity,
and put it back on the road.
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Az @N W ~ DSAAi6 f1AAoASuoOO III 1AOA-
lucky. They bound fellow over on a
peace warrant over there the other day
for carrying seven revolvers.
The Democrats have erected a scare
crow in the Presidential field. 1t consists
of three hundred pounds of beef mounted
cd a Free Trade stick.
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The Democrats are rejoicing over the
smallness of the Republican majority in
the 18th Michigan District. They always
rejoice in little things.
The question of humane methods of.ex-
ecuting criminals is strongly agitated.
Now let murderers find a humane, pain
less method of killing their victims.
Cleveland didn't see Democracy at it's
best, in Georgia. He will never know
what there is in it until he sees Forest
or a Wheeler trying to outrun Kilpat-
rick, a Wilson, or Stoneman.
1t won't cost much to move Libby
Prison, after all. There are doubtless
enough agray-backs" yet in it TO move it,
ii once stirred up.
Senator Massie introduced bill in the
Ohio Senate to abolish the 10th of Feb
ruary. Now let law be enacted abolish
ing the late Spring freezes, and give the
peaches chance.
Cleveland carried New York twice.
The second time his plurality dropped
about ahundred and ninety-on Thousand.
1t looks IS though he might keep up the
ratio.
The Republican press call the new
Tariff schemes of the Democracy "a child
of darkness" But broad streak of day
light will be let through before next win
ter.
The best law on prize-fghting would be
one that compelled fighters to fight to
gnish; that is until one or both should |
have been killed.
The Democrats say their new tariff bill |
twill unite old factions" Obi They are
all going to,vote the Republican ticket,
are they?
There is report that Secretary Bayard
will marry Mrs. Cleveland's mother.
Think of the Delaware statesman putting
his hand on the head of the President,
and blessing him as his "dear son!"
DEMoCRACY's CHOICE:
Thurman
Randall
Cleveland
BayAard