New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-02

THE T1LK or THE DAY.

The TAX or THE DAY
Says The AcadIan Recorder of Halifax: Those
this side of The border who real Canadians AZ
heart will pray for the defeat OF General Harrison ana
the collapse Of tho Republican party" And the Demo-
Gratis on this side OF the border will vote as tho Cam
adams pray.
"Rumor says that Mrs. Cleveland is beating every
you suppose fellow with any sort Of courtesy Is
going TO make the first lady In the land feel bad by
getting GbOut twenty'leven points TO her none Whas
are you giving usl Go to.-(Burlihgton Free Press
An Ohio Democratic paper says that the bandanna
will be the tallsman OF the party in the present cam
pagn. Yes, the people viii be asked to vote for
Cleveland and free trade, because Mr. Thurman uses
a red handkerchief
Getting Down MIldly.-"so you've been fishing
ssred b T rods affhe boy Never mind, sir, you
Just wait until after supper What have we COS hero
Brook trout pap hastily explained the boy. II
THAT so ?, said the old man, he helped himself
literally; "but you mustn't neglect your education.
my dear little boy; that VIII never do, you know
-lThe Epoch.
Some wouldbc funny Democratic papers are asking
the question: "Wili Harrison be elected!' and then
they It by printing his backward as fol-
lows No, sir, rah But the thing IS a boomerang
the following will show VIII Harrison be defeatedf
No, sir, rah! VIII Cleveland be elected' No, sir,
rah! Next.
Strong Drawing Card-Luxury Loving Daughter
oh. mamma the paper saws at Pills Plaster & Co.'S
drug store they are giving soda water free 10 all
Practical Mother--How nice that is. Tell your
Au es and a aunt s go around there this
very morning and get postage stamp.-(Omaha
World.
Mr.. Thurman's physician says that the old Roman
needs exercise. But running is the worst kind Of
exercise for such an old man.
A Charitable vlew.-Miss Lulu Japonica-Rose Bouchs
hateful thing to leave you out Of the dinner she
gave for Sir Rotton Rowe
Miss Charity Ball-oh, don't say that think She
Miss lulu JaponIca-wel. think IT'S very noble Of
Miss Charity BaYes yoD see she naturally wished
to be the prettiest girl in the room .-(Puck
That quondam Mugwump paper, "The Boston
Transcript in noticing the courtesies paid to Cow
ernor Hill by the Administration Democrats Of this
State, says: The New York Times must have hard
work when endeavors bolt this dish of Hill crow
Well it is used to that sort of thing Four years ago
1t bolted similar dish OF Cleveland crow.
A hopeful view-"I am afraid, Bobby, said his
MOTHER, that when your papa comes home all tired
boy you've BEEN i he will punish YOU A' naughty
:, Perhaps Ma replied Bobby with hope strong
Furnishing mc.'-CIhe Epoch
"The Saloon Journal" heartily and enthusiastically
iniorses the denomination Of President Cleveland
" TIC saloor Journal knows its friends
We violate no confidence in stating that the snow
drifts have disappeared in Maine and Hampshire
The only fgld thing In those States is the DEM
ocratic party.
Slightly Mixed-Mistress Ito maid who has Just re-
you a character at all But If you insist upon It, Of
course shall tell the truth about you.
r you e a9 s9 ssns hiring
Punch
a disappointing PLATFORM is the general verdict
of the Democratic papers in regard to the Republican
platform. When you dsappont your enemies by a
certain move, is the bes possible evidence that tho
move wise one.
How the young idea is taught TO shoot, with toy
pistols and pckaninny bombs, whatever they may bc,
in the suburbs of Boston, is set forth in this neatly
printed dodger, Which, in attractive pink and black,
has been flying about the southern part of the city for
several days:
CELEBRATE THE FOURTH
AToY PISTOL AND CAPS
EVERY BOY,
PICKANINNY BOMB AND CAPS
TO
EVERY GIRL
Purchasing Pair OF Boots,
Shoes, Tennis Shoes,
or Sneakers,
from To-da- until July 4th. at
-(Boston Transcript
Mrs. Shaw, the American whstling lady, well
known in this city, is getting ten guineas whistle In
London. That is the way to whistle to keep your
courage up.
When Annie Louise Cary returned from her study
abroad she came In concert company with Nilsson.
Cary was only at the beginning OF her earnings
and hal but a limited wardrooe'
Nilsson always asked her what she was going 10 wesr'
and then adapted her own dress to suit Miss Gary :,
her own wardrobe being full and varied 1his
was done in full kindness for Miss Cary ana was S,. one
of tho ways In which she showed her natural delcssy
OF spirit This Is pretty story that the Listener
has almost a misgvlng ir printing IT, les, so anI
ths slli
insist upon spelling II Icy demonstrating ina, may ay
ii the epoch alluded TO- han two drcsse, TO SIns or
ono or that Nilsson did exactly the other nink'
tbat In some other way the fact was exactly 'nc
opposite OF that stated But he VIII venture snv n;
cnnp,i dent that the story will 90 good way, ~
rate. before the expert correction can o'er'SA' I've
-.Roston Transcript