The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1888-04-28
a RACY H0OH,
Scintillatfng With Sarcasm and Brfllfar
Truth

scintillating With Sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth.
New York Letter
Chap. l; Has Malaria" goes to Florida.
map. ii. "oyerworked;" g6es to Eu-
rope
Ems.
Chap. Nv. Has row with his Doctor.
nave read deal of sarcasm in my day
bat never read anything equal to the sar-
easm contained in the above four chsptered
DOCK, written by some anonymous. | sus-
pect the experience portrayed is personal
one the author lntimates as much on page
81. Let me give you a synopsis
malaria as 1t states, rs the cloak with
"hlch superficial physicians cover up
multitude OF i'll feelings which they do not
understand, and do not much care 10 in
Vestlsate. 1t is also a cover for such dis
eases as they cannot cure. When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he has
oVefWorked and needs rest and is probably
suffering from malaria II is a confession Of
ignorance or of inability"
The patient goes abroad. The change is
a tonic and Tor time he feels better.
comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent
headaches, severe colds cramps sleepless-
ness, frritability tired feelings and general
unhtness for business are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks Of rheumatism
which hits about his body regardless Of all
human feelings
1T is muscular,-in his back. Articular
in his joints. Infammatory. nv! how
he fears it will fly to his heart
Now oil he goes TO the springs The
doctor sends him there OF course, to get
well; at the same time he does not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his business!
Better for few days. Returns. After
while neuralgia translates him. He
bloats; cannot breathe; has pneumonia:
cannot walk; cannot sleep on his left side;
Is fretfu; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and fiabby; has frequent chills and
feyers; everything about him seems to 90
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands TO know what is kill
ing him
Great heavens" he cries, why have
you kept me so long in Ignorance?"
Because, said the doctor, II read your
fate five years ago. | thought best to keep
you ignorant of the facts
He dismisses his doctor, but too late
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what BECOMES Of him?
The other day well known Wall Street
banker said TO me lit is really astonishing
to me how prevalent Bright's disease is be-
coming. Two of my Personal friends are
now dying of it. But 1t is not incurable /
all certain, lOf my nephew was recently
cured when his physicians said recovery
was impossible. The case seems to me to
be wonderful one" This gentleman for
merly represented his government in a
foreign country. He knows appreciates
and declares the value of that preparation,
because his nephew, who is a son OF Danish
Vice-Consul Schmidt was pronounced i'll
durable when the remedy Warmers safe
cure was begun. "Yes," said his father,
81 was very skeptical, but since taking that
remedy the boy is well.
81 happen to know what il was that cured
the boy, for Genl. Christensen, of Drexel
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well, | suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
| cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
'If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as | have portrayed do not put your
trust in physicians TO the exclusion of other
remedial agencies. They have no monopo-
ly over disease and personally know that
many of them would Tar prefer that their
patient should go to Heaven direct from
| their powerless hands than that they should
be saved TO earth by the use of any 'un-
authorized means"