New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-24
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THE TALK OF THE DAY.

We laugh at the English paper which tells IT.
readers that Harrison be elected to the Federal
Presidency but that Mr. Depew Will be President Of
the Hudson River Division. EnglIshmen. however,
will have chance to laugh also, when they read In
some American papers references to Mr. Chamberlain
as the great Tory and arisocrac leader Of England.
Serious Break.-Mrs Hantton tamazcd, TO James
the coachmap)-Is II possible. James. that you arr
trying TO raise mustacheI
James (abashed)-No no, hlndecd. ma'am. forgot
to shave yesterday, maarn -,
James you must attend to that at once. I'm AFRAID
now some Will notice it-(The Epoch.
ot tho one hundred and counties Of Kansas the
Republicans carried one hundred.
Little Edith was required by her mother to assist IN
household labor and It fell TO her lot 70 dust the stairs
When busting day around Edith would moan,
"Oh, how unhappy am !" but after she had completed
her task she would change her tuns and say, How
aay Edith vert abou. her work without being told.
when she had finished. however, she cane into ths
she said "Pse 'fraid Use going TO die. I've got 50
good that love to dust'-tBoston Transcript
Another great newspaper consolidation. The cross
Country Chronicle.' OF vanndale Tenn. and - Tbs
Freeman's Express Of wynne, Tenn, merge then
Identities in "Thc wynno Ripsaw."
There is much ignorance in many Of these noun
tain Sountes said saD srs orator tSros az McDowe
County on HIS way to the court house. He met an
@ lady and ASKED sr the way 70 Se bso ss
seats Then he added That reminds me Of an
officer travelling through the country during the war
county. N iIs replied : dom know rs over on Tug
Fork. '"-(Tichmond Religious Herald.
In Boston an Elsmere Quartet will soon give con-
cert In Fauntleroy Hall.
"what did the doctor pronounce your ailmentr
Inquired she with tremor OF anxiety in her tone q
she came into her husbands sick room. $500.
lie pronounced 1t as II IL spelled 5ronkeetns!'
exclaimed the Indignant Bosoniap strasn'en ~ m ni
out hts bill and go.'-tChicago Tribune
A little Crl's view Of It: Minerva tho Goddess
Of Wisdom; she never married"
Small boy lat theatre door,-Do ye admit de protest
to dis show fer nothn'l
Doorkeeper-What protesh, johnny
IVY, de teatrcal profesh, OF coursc.' .
"well yes sometimes. Are you memberr
@No, not zzacly but my sister Jennie she's one q
de dime museum "-crerrc Haute Express.
Horace--siy Uncle Croesus. who died recently, left
fortune, -
iIorace-Now I don't need to-tMen's outatter.
Says tourist in "The Valley Of the Yosemite.
One important fact which is never mentioned In the
guide books and seldom in newspaper correspondence
Is that the women visitors who explore the place to
any extent do so ON horseback and ride astrde TIE
sleeps abrupt that woman who attempts them
percheC unnaturally on slue OF OcdSt eufr 10
come to grief, and coming to gia
on mountain trails, where the precipices
ere q mile high, is matter Of life and death. Women
must either leave the glores Of the Yosemite unseen
or they must employ all the advantages which nature
has given them.'
The little boy had come in with hs clothes torn,
his hair full Of dust, and his face bearing unmstakaols
marks Of severe conflict. Oh Willie Willie"
exclaimed his mother, deeply shocked and grieved.
you have d1sobeyed me again How often | have
told you to play with that wicked Stapleford boy'
Mamma said Willie, " do look as If had been
playing with anybody ?"-(Chicago Tribune.