Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1888-05-03
A RAcY BOOK.
scirtifil;lnG with sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth.


Aff lNFN L&AGs
Chap. I. alas Malaria: gees TO FLORIDA.
Chap. m. "OyerNorked.' goes 10 Europe.
Chap. III. HIS rheumatism goes to Ems.
Chap. ". Has . row with his Doctor.
Ihave read z deal Of sarcasm, ia my day
but | mover rcs1 anything equal to the sar-
casm contained in tie above four ~chaptcred
book, written By some anonymous. sus-
pest the experience portrayed IS a personal
luc: the author intimates a much on page
81. Let me give you q synopsis;
Malaria as IL states, ais the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up a
multitude % ~ feelings which they DO not
understand. and do not much care 70 in
yest.ga.c. Il - also a cover FOR Z dis
eases as they can not cure. When they adj
wise their patient % travel or that he has
overwor.ead and needs rest and Is probably
suffering from malaria il - a confession OF
ignorance or Of inability
The patient goes abroad The chang IS
n tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes
home. FicSle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessncss, irrlta-
bilty, tired feelings, and general unftness
for business arc succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks q rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless Of all human
feelings.
1t - muscular-in his back. A~rticular
in his ioiats. ~Inianmatory, myl how he
fears IT Will ny to his hearth
Now OF he goes To the springs. The
doctor sends him there, Of course, 10 get
well; ~ the same tim. he does no. really
want him 20 die on his hSads,
Tint wcaid hart his business,
Better for a few dae. Returns. After
4 while neuralgia transfxcs him. He
bloats; can not breathe; mas pneumonia;
can not walk EN- not sleep on his left side;
is ~fretful; very nervous and irritable; is
palo and ilbby; has frequent chills and
f~evcrs; everything about him seems 70 70
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters UP
courage and demands % know what is kill
ing hint
"Great hcavenr' he cries, why have
You kept me 50 long in ~iguorance:''
"Becaase, - SAID tho doctor. II read your
fate five years ago. Thought best TO keep
You ignorant Of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too latcl His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes Of him,
The other day 4 well kuowl Wall Street
banker said TO me "it is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's diseased IS becoming.
Two Of my personal friends are now diving
- A- HAA 20 - NV y aRH" Il an Z All
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems 10 me 10 be a wonderful
one This gentleman formerly repre-
scented his government IN a foreign country.
He knows. appreciates and declares the
value Of that preparation, because his
nephew, who IS son Of Danish Viee-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
" Yes said his father. II was very skep-
tical. but since taxing that remedy the boy
Is well"
happen 70 know what it was that cured
the boy, for Genl Christensen, of DrexeL.
Morgan a Cos. told me that il was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Wen. suspect the hero Of the Book cured
himself By the same means.
lean not close my notice better than BIZ
quoting the authors ADVICE:
If, my friend. you have such an expert
ence as | have portrayed. do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of 9th
er remedial agencies. They have no monop-
oily over disease and | personally know tha:
many Of them would f,ar prefer that their
patients should 20 TO Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by De use of any u
authorized Means"
a CHESS tournament Is always PLAYED on