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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
We vyouId h pleased 10 know of a man o.

We would be pleased to know of man or
woman who has never had headache or been
subject to constipation. AS these seem to
be universal troubles little advice may be
in order. Why should persons cram their
stomachs with nauseating purgative pills
ETC., which sicken and dsbilitate, when such
q pleasant and sterling remedy as Prlckly
Ash Bitters viii act mildly and effectively on
the liver, kidney, stomach, and bowels, and
at the same time tone up and strengthen the
whole system, causing headache, cOnsupa-
ton, and all such distressing evils to quick
ly disappear
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
Farmers - stoeI.men.

me only remedy tha5 cures salIs' cuts anu
grows the hair in its original color, is Veter-
mary CaFbOisalVe. SOC and 81, at Druggists
or by mail. Cole q Co., Black River Falls,
Wis.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
Matte Allen,

Matte Allen, of Beunettsville, KY, tried
to starve herself because her sweetheart for
sock her for another girl. single visit
from the recreant lover, however, induced
her to change her mind after four days
fasting
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

The first thing required of women who
learn TO fence Is to get down OF their high
French heels. The number Of women who
handle the fOiis is greater than generally
supposed but they are chiefly actresses.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

ISAAC WHITE, of Greene County, Penn
sylvania. IS years Of age, is the pos
SCISSOR of a brand-new tooth, which has
Just grown ont Of a cavity from which
the second tooth had been extracted
fifty years ago.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

To know that Catarrh and bad breath can
easily be aleviated if not cured by a simple,
inexpensive remedy, which one can obtain
and use. One dollar sent to the under
signed viii bIIng full advice.
ROBERT MILLER, JR.,
Box 30 Kansas City.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

What a strange thing it is, anyway
Women used to seek marriage as a relief
from ne stage; now women seek the stage
as a relief from marriage.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Since it is noticed that theater lights add
an enhanced beauty to 5he female face un-
shaded by a hat, It is thought the barehead
reform viii make better progress.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

His familiar face and
form have become a trade mark. and the
gooG ne has done is illustrated in the follow
ing marvellous instance. Jan. II, 1888,
George C. Osgood & Co., druggists, Lowell,
Mass, wrote; ''AIr. Lewis Dennis, No. l36
Moody st.. desires to recommend st. Jacobs
Oil 70 any afflicted with rheumatism, and
desires especially to say that Orrin Robinson.
Of Granville, Mass, a boy Of - years, came
10 his house il The summer f165l walking
upon crutches, his left leg having been bent
at the knee for over two months and could
not be bent back. He could not walk upon
t. Mr.. Dennis had some ST. Jacobs Oil in
the house and gave it to him to rub on his
knee. In six days he had no use for his
crutches and went home well without them,
and he has been well since st. jacobs Oh cured
him" In July, 1887, inquiry was made 81 the
Messrs- Osgood to ascertain the condition OF
the little cripple, which brought the follow
ing response: Lowell, Mass, July 9, 1SSl.-
The poor cripple on crutches, OErin Robin
son. cured by ST. Jacobs Oh in 1881, has re-
manned cured. The young man has been
and is now at work every day at manual
labor. DR.. George O. OsgOOd NJ d. No
other remedy can make the same showing.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Sudden Changes of Weather cause Throat
Diseases. There is no more efectual remedy
for Coughs, Colds, etc, than BEOwR's BROE-
cHIAL IROCHEs. Sold only Ia boaces. Price
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

"STRIKE when the IRON IS hot' does not
always apply to blaeksmitLs. When
they Strike" thS troy is apt to be cold.
-Giftinns.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

In Armenia a bride is not allowed to speak
IN the presence of her husbands mother,
and in Persia the mOther-in-laW Is an object
of special affection on the part of the
daughter and sOn-in-law.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Seventy-five years ago Sidney Smith was
Of the opinion that when learning ceased to
be uncommon among women learned
women would cease to be affected.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

SELnI L, Emperor Of the Turks, con
quered Egypt in 1917, and by that con-
quest the latter became tributary
State of the former, and SO has re-
NAMED with some notifications, to the
present time.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

FREE-TO MERCHANTS ONLY: An ele-
CANT Carving. Set knife, fork and Steel), in
satin-ined case. Address at once, R. Vs..
IASsILL d Co., IS State Street, Chicago.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Helen Gray Gone, who wrote "a Summer
Diversion" for the Century, is a plain, mid
dle-aged woman who wears glasses and is a
very bright talker.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Salvation Oil delights everybody. It can
be had of all druggists and dealers in medi-
cines. 1t eradicates all pain by quickly re
moving the cause. 1t cures neuralgia and
rheumatism. Price 25 cents.
When Noah was in the ark young Ham
was always playing tricks on the old gentle
man. One day he told his sea-faring father
that there was water in the cellar aud they
had all caught cold! Then it daWned on
Noah that he had omittei to secure a supply
of Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Consumption Surely Cured.

The Colorado supreme court has decided
that women cannot act as n0tarIes pnblic IN
that state under existing laws.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Ella Wheeler Wilcox has written a poem
on "The Opal" The sunlight and the
moonlight were married, and the opal was
their child Is the motif
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
Noveland New.

1t is said that more than 100000 copies
Of Mrs. Woods east Lynne" were sold in
this country.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
MON GOMERH WARD q co.
lll- ia Michigan Avenue. CHICAGO, III,
why WORK $ S5 5 a@ $5E1 Wy x x g

Vorn-outfarn2 Why try 70 secure living from
lueh high-urieed or heavily mOEtgaged tarInsf
Why work on rented land9 WHY not start Tor
our self Why not secure at once some OF the
OW-pEicsd but very fertile and wen located
ands adjacent to railroads now 20 be obtained
" those going to Northern Dakota and Mime
Ota, where you can make a larger net prOnG per
ere than on the high priced or WORKOUT land
on now occupyf Why not go and look the
ituatiOu over and see for yourself, or al least
Ibtaiu further information. which viii be al
Jsnt free. lf you viii Address CT III. ,
WARREN, Gen. Pass. Agt-, St Paul, Mimi. Q
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

An old bachelor who was recently married
at Athens, Ga, belied the reports Of south
ern progress by perpetrating the old blum
der of buying only one railroad ticket when
he started on tbs bridal tour.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

10 the EulLOE3-
Please inform your readers that I have a
positive remedy for the above named dis
ease. By its timely use thousands of hope
less cases have been permanently cured.
shall be glad to send Two bottles of my rem
sdy FREE to any OF your readers who have
consumption, If they viii send me their EL-
Dress and P O address.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

Hoods sazsaIari1a Eold ~ druggists eli Ez for s.
repaired By C + HOOD a Co, LEVEL lLaHr-
100 Doses one Dollar.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

T. A. sLooUM, NJ G., l8l Pearl Street,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
MS PHOTO

Tho venerable heae
facto- Of mankind,
intent upon his good
works. is known as
we see him here
His familiar face and
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13

(. I0l7EE-r ~ Simmons St. Boston, 4lass.
'E-'E'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-01-13
N9TIlIs lIsI8lsaII MelIGlI EssoeIaLI9l,

COS MAIN S., BUFF-ALO. N. =,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
Two Ways. Choose Which!

There are two usual ways of doing what Ma.
ture sometimes does incompletely namely to
relieve the bowels. One is to swallow drastic
purgative which evacuates profusely, abruptly
and with pain, the other is to take Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the effect of which is not vio-
lent, but sufficiently thorough, and which does
not grire the intestines II the first is selected
the person employingi it need not expect perma-
nent benefit, and he cannot hopet to escape the
debiliating reaction which leaves the organs as
bad or worse off than before. II on the other
hand, he resorts to the Bitters, he can rely upon
the restoration of regular habit of body, con
sequent upon renewal of healthful tone in
the intestinal canal. Besides BEAUTIFULLY re-
laxing the bowels, the Bitters arouses dor
mant liver, imparts beneficial impetus to the
action of the kidneys, and countereacts the
early twingss of rheumatism, a tendency tO,gout
and malaria in all its forms.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05

ton and strength to his party in In
diana, no dispassionate and intelligent
observer OF the issue raised in both In
diana and Illinois by the selection OF
General Harrison can doubt that any
candidate outside of Indiana would
have been more likely to carry that
State, and that Illinois, while probably
not doubtful, will be vigorously con-
tested against Harrison and his ma
jority greatly reduced
Some clear understanding Of the sit
uation presedted by General Harri-
sons nomination may be conveyed by
the fact that while California reluc-
family voted for Harrison at the last
every member Of that delegation did
not conceal his firm believe that Cali
fornia would surely vote for Cleveland
against either Sherman or Harrison,
both OF whom are on record in oppo-
sition to anti Chinese legislation by
Congress.
With Harrison weakened in Ind
ana an Illinsis by issues which have
defed and now defy party discipline
each year with California and Neva-
da next to certain to vote against him
and with New York offered nothing
in Harrison's candidacy to enlist the
Curtis Independents or to divert busi-
ness interests from Cleveland, there is
little assurance of victory for the Re-
publican candidate. Around his neck
will hang the platform distinctly ap-
proving war and monopoly taxes and
the continuance of millions of yearly
surplus extorted from industries, and
what party can thus face the embar.
rassed business and overtaxed labor oil
the country and win at the polls?
That the battle will be desperate all
we'll know; that monopoly will con'
tribute more than ever in the past tc
mislead public sentiment and debauch
political action, is as well known to-
day as it will be known in November
but even desperation and debauchery
may easily overstrain themselves as
political factors in this enlightened age
and Gresham's tin.paiI brigades woulC
have'been tenfold more dangerous a.
popular political agents than all thu
money of all the monopoly clubs il
the Union. | believe that the failure
to nominate Judge Gresham was th,
surrender of nearly certain victory b,
the Republicans, and all General Har
rison's admitted purity Of public ant
private character and tested ability h
starts in the race with only a chanc
for success and the odds largel,
against him.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
How to Get Rich.
Live up to your engagements.

Live up to your engagements.
Earn money before you spend it.
Never play at any games of chance.
Drink no kind of intoxicating liq-
uor.
Good character is above all things
else. F
Keep your own secrets, if you have
any.
Never borrow, if you can possibly
avoid it.
Always speak the truth. Make few
promises.
Keep good company or none. Never
be idle.
Do not marry until you are able to
support a wife.
Keep yourself innocentif you would
be happy.
Ever live misfortune excepted
within your income.
When you speak to person, look
him in the face.
Make no haste to be rich if YOU
would prosper.
Save when you are young to spend
when you are old.
Avoid temptation, through fear you
may not withstand it.
/ Never speak i'll of any one. Be just
before you are generous.
Never run into debt, unless you Sc,
plainly a way to get out again.
Small and steady gains give compe
tency with tranquility of mind.
| Good company and good converse
ton are the sinews of virtue.
Your character cannot be essen
TALLY injured except by your owl
acts.
II any one speaks evil OF you, le
your life be SO that no one will believ
him.
When you retire to bed, think owe
what you have been doing during tn
day.
e If your hands cannot be useful
J. employed, attend to the cultivation {
your mind.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05

From the n. Y. Commercial Advertiser, Rep.
What are we-the people Of the I'm
ftea atates--going to do about it?
We wiAfsll you plainly, gentlemen,
,mpnopolists SIho desire to tax us for
your enFiopment, and to make of
yourselves our aristocratic rulers. We
are going to enforce the American
idea, which all great parties in this
country have hitherto respected, and
to which only cranks, Anarchists and
Communists have ventered to oppose
themselves. We are going to stand by
the American doctrines of individual
liberty, personal equality Of right, the
economical administration of q govern
ment that confines itself to the init
mate purposes Of government, and the
right Of the people to be relieved o.
taxation when the government has nc
legitimate need OF the proceeds Of tax
alton, We are going to oppose your
schemes to tax us for your benefit
We are going to contest your right tc
make use of our government for ouI
oppression and your advantage.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
A WOman's Discovery.

Another wonderful discovery has
been made and that too by lady in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon her and for seven years
she withstood its severest tests, hut
her vital organs were undermined and
death seemed imminent. For three
months she coughed necessarily and
could not sleep. She bought of us
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption and was so much re
lieved on taking the first dose that she
slept all night and with one bottle has
been miracul0usly cured, Her name
is Mrs, Luther Lutz" Thus write w.
Q. Hamrick & Co., Of Shelby, N. c.
j. B. McFerrin's Drug Store. Large
Bottles 81.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
The RetOrt Courteous.

Judge Thurman and Mr.. Conkling
were great friends. They used to go
up to the Hot Springs in Virginia, for
their rheumatism when both were in
the Senate. and enjoy themselves
hugely. Judge Thurman would often
say "Conkling is mighty good com.
pany when he chooses" A scene once
occurred between them in the Senate
that is perhaps the most graphic and
graceful instance OF the retort court
eous on record. 1t isn't a new story
by any means, but it is true, and it is
a first-rate story, TOO. Mr.. Conkling
was one day making a speech, during
which he repeatedly turned to Judge
Thurman, and addressed remarks to
him. They were not always OF a very
gratifying nature and Judge Thur
man, who is peppery old gentleman
at last lost his temper.
"Does the Senator from New York,
he roared, "expect me to answer him
ever time he turns to me?"
For moment Mr.. COnkling hesi
tated, and everybody expected terri
rife explosion. Then, with the air o
exquisite courtesy, he replied
"When l speak of the law I turn t
the Senator Of Ohio as the Mussulmar
turns towards Mecca, I turn TO hin
as do the English common law, a
the worlds most copious fountain o
of human jurisprudence"
: The Democrats gave rousing cheer
and Judge Thurman walked over t
the Republican side and shook hand
with Conkling.-M Y. San.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
The Verdict Unanimous.

w. D. Suit, Druggist, Bibbus, Ind,
testi6es: ~ can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Ev-
cry bottle sold has given relief in ev-
cry case. One man took six bottles,
and was cured of Rheumatism OF 10
years standing" Abraham Hare,
druggist, Bellville, Ohio, affirms
"The best selling medicine Ihave ever
handled in my 20 years experience, is
Electric Bitters." Thousands of other
have added their testimony, so that
the verdict is unanimous that Electric
Bitters do cure all diseases Of the Liv'
er, Kidneys or Blood. Only a half dol
OF bottle at McFerrin's Drug Store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
MUGWUMPS ANCHORED.
No Doubt Ofthe Attitude Of the Inde.
pendents in New York.

pendents in New York.
From the New York Times, Ind. Rep,
The people of this country will pass
judgment upon the Republican par
ty, not upon the Republican candid
ates. Were that party any longer
worthy of confidence had it not de-
parted widely and hopelessly from the
guidance and the principles with
which it won its early triumphs were
it actuated by an honest purpose to
make the people OF the United States
more prosperous and happy than its
political opponents can make them /;
were its professions more sincere, its
policies wiser, and its leaders purer,
the New York Times might not find
it distasteiul task to support the can
didates, commonplace as they are, who
were put in nomination yesterday
But We have no faith in the party Or
in its leadership or tendencies, and we
have only abhorrence for the mon
strous policy Of confiscating the gains
of labor and the profits Of trade by ex-
tortionate protective taxes which has
become its only vitalizing principle
The maintenance Of needless taxes
for projections sake is not and never
was aprinciple OF true Republicanism
1t is the principle that has created
and sustained a greedy horde Of man
ufacturers who haye bought the Re-
publican party and shaped it to theil
uses.
For the working out OF the reforms
which the Times believes to be the
chief issues OF our politics the Demo
cratic party, with its present candid
ates, is-the "better instrument" to use
Mr.. Tilden's expression. Its candid
ates are incomparably superior tc
those OF the Republicans, and announ
cement of purposes with which it en-
enters the contest is more satisfactory
and in respect TO the dominant issue
is firmly right when th'
other is hopelessly wrong, AS regard
civil service reform, though we hav,
had occasion to criticise the present az
ministration for some of its errors ant
failures, We have greater confidence il
Mr.. Cleveland's sincerity and fidelit,
than in the written professions of
party whose leaders are unable t.
speak OF the reform without a sneel
The Times will give Cleveland an
Thurman its hearty support, and wi
do what lies in its power, and it is nc
commonly an inactive newspaper il
Presidential contest, to make thei
majority such that there will be n
doubt about it the morning after cleo
tiOn
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
How and For what will You Be Taxed.

HVW anu vi WHhb VIII AOu Dc AhACu'
With these nominations the coun-
try is launched upon Presidential
canvas in which, for the first time in
many years, every voter may right
fully take the liveliest interest. 1t is
no longer mere question of persons
or OF party spoils the issue on which
both palties appeal to the people is
one which affects the pockets of every
citizen, his comfort and welfare.
Twenty-three years after the close
of the war we are still living under
the system Of taxation, crude, i'll ad.
justed, hastily flung together under
the stress of war Both parties have
for many years promised to revise and
reform this tax system, and both have
repeatedly broken the promises. Sc
long as there were bonds payable
with the surplus taxes the republicans
refused reforms and concealed the
oppression Of the tariff taxes by pay.
ing off bonds with the surplus from
needless and burdensome taxes. The
redeemable bonds are exhausted, but
still the republicans refuse reform and
now seek to waste the surplus taxes
their war tariff forces from the people
on educational, internal improvement
and other schemes.
President Cleveland and the demo,
cratic party stand for reform of the
war tariff and the abolishment OF sur.
plus taxation. They appeal to the
voters on this policy.
"a TABIFF EoR PROTECTION WITH
INCIDENTAL REVENUE" as Mckinley
OF Ohio, the writer of the republican
tariff plank, has often put it, is the
republican demand.
A TARIFF FOR REVENUE, WITH In
OIDENTAL PROTECTION, is the demo
cratic ground, as practically lait
down in the Mills bill and in the Cleve
land message.
A high tariff and low wages is thu
republican offer; free raw material
and high wages is the democratic
offer.
Between these two radically oppos
ing polices the voters must choose il
November 1t is happy event TO
the country that the men chosen t,
represent these policies-Clevelan'
and Thurman and Harrison and Nor
ton-are all four upright, honorabl
men, and that no side issue of person
al character or fitness need interfer
with the thorough discussion of tn
two great policies on which the partie
have ranged themselves. Mr.. Cleve
lands wise and conservative admins
tration has done away with the fear
which in 1883 caused SO many voters
against their judgment, to supper
the republican candidate. The cour
try, as everybody sees, is as safe an
as prosperous under democratic as ur
! der republican rule. The politics
scarecrow no longer scares. The tim
: is ripe for the people to consider no,
and how much they want to be take,
-NeW York Herald.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05
Cured of Malaria.
% FLORIDA ST., ELIZA
BETH, N ].
March II, 1884.


BETH, N ].
March II, 1884.
| have been using Allcock's Porous
Plasters for the last five years Some
two years ago, after having been sick
for upwards OF six months with mala-
ria, l found myself with an enlarged
spleen, dyspeptic, and constantly
troubled with q headache, and my kid.
neys did not act very well either
Having spent most of my money for
medicine and medical advice,
thought to save expense | would use
Allcock's Porous Plasters, two on the
small of my back, on the spleen OF
ague cake, and one of the pit Of the
stomach, just under the breastbone
L continued using the Plasters about
thirty days, changing them every
week. At the end of that time / was
perfectly well, and have remained SC
ever since.
GEORGE DIXON.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1888-07-05

From the Providence Journal, Rep. Fgp q,
It is not a question of the theory OF
free trade versus that OF protection,
although it may take shape in the
public mind, bat the practical one of
whether manufactures shall be bene-
fitted by the admission of free raw ma
terials, whether our commerce shall be
revived by permission to purchase
ships cheaply and the markets of the
werld opened by an interchange OF
commodities without destroying the
protection, sufficient to guard against
ruinous wage rates, while at the same
time giving them the stimulus of en-
larged opportunity and wholesome
competition. The Journal believes
that upon this question the Democrat
ic policy aud platform are right and
that the Republican policy and plat
form are wrong.