The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-03-24
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BRrGHroSIANA: She-Phe crisp, salt breeze
Is very inviEorating. don't you thinkf
He--Ies. can do any amount of beers after
n.-Fun.
"VAssAR COLLEGE consumes 1900 pounds of
3eei per week This seems scarcely meet and
oeef-eating for young ladies who have SO muck
at steak.-!ShOe and Leather Reporter.
Mr.. GUITAR is the name of dealer in musical
Instruments at CarrOlltOn. No. It will be
strange if some one does not attempt 10 play
upon his nane.-Ne,c orleans Picdyun-
IT may be set down as maxim that to man
Of aesthetic nature no woman ever looked love
" Whlle IN the act OF tiatteniug her nose against
The window of a horse car in order to catch a
glimpse of dog fght.-ShOe and Leather Re
porter.
THE Georgia negro has no faith in banks He
lays all hrs money out in clothes and hair oil,
ana the news of a bank suspension causes him
70 eAclairn: Dust away, but We can't hurt desc
lavender brooches Shoe and Leather Re
porter
A HAPPY THouGHT--C reditor-Browr, you
told me three months ago that you wauld come
10 my office and settle up your account.
Debtor know did, but it occurred TO me
that the office should seek the man, not the
man the office.-NetC York Sun.
Mss. BJoNEsI hear that young Mr.. Sissy is
still in search of a wife.
Mrs J. Srith-Why, 1 thought he was mar
ried
Mrs Bjoncs- So he was. She's left him. She's
the one he's in search of.-LJe.
THERE is joke at the expense of certain
society youth who has more cash than educa-
ton, anu who recently sent basket of roses to
young lady about to sail for Europe. with his
card on which was written Twill meat you in
Paris in April Adew,'--7roy Times.
IT APPEARS that the cardinal red hose craze
has just struck the rural village of Albany n.
y, but we cannot suggest any remedy for the
Assemblyman who complains that his sight is
affected by the lurid glare reflected from the
sidewalk in consequence of the extensive use of
the aforesaid articles.-ShOe and Leather Re
porter
\ SCIENTIST says: 81 have picked I'D hundreds
OF live wasps, holding my breath at the moment
that the wasp was grasped, and have never been
stung under any circumstances" Norris
town man who picked up live wasp held his
breath for fear he would be stung And he was.
IL Is quite probable that he didn't hold his
breath-or the wasp-in the right place.-Nor-
rtstolUrl Herald.
A VETERINARY SURGEON says the best and
most merciful way to kill cats is to put with a
long handled wooden spoon about half a tea
spoonful of pure cyanide of potassium on the
cats tongue near the throat as possible.
When man yearns for the life of cat that is
numbering sleep by Its operate efforts he
should try this plan instead of sacrificins a
bootJack. The cat may be perched on the roof
OF an adjoining house, but he could reach the
animal by procuring a spoon with a handle
long enough. -No'ristou1l Herald.
AN ARTISTS DREAM Broken: THAT farm
scene you seem to be sneering at. sir said the
indignant artist, lis valued at $500. II is gen
orally considered fine painting Allow me to
ask you If you are familiar with works of art?'
Not very familiar replied the agriculturist
who vas looking through the studio with his
wife. but | know something about the works
Of nature, young man; and when you make q
COW that gets up from the ground by putting
out Ter forefeet first. you are doing something
that nature never did. Come, Nancy, let S go. .
Chicago Tribune.