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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

WHITE WASH BRUSHES FOR THE TRADE
w at :328 King street-Special attention is CALL
ed to our stock of Brushes, which was mannJac
t,red for as. A large stock and great variety. On
hand superior class of Brushes for whitewashers
Wholesale and retail at 32S King street Sets of
GARDEN TOOLS for sale cheap by
mv21 / T CREIGHTON q SON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22
River View for188S
ALEXANDRIANs' MOST PopULAR REsoR'

Thcs steamer MARY WASHINGTON .r~.
will leave Prince street wharf cvery ,fasssss7ss
WEDNESDAY, at 10 a. IN. and $50 p M; return
ing at 4:30 and 1880 p. N. Tickets Csc.
Family Day at River View every SATURDAY,
leaving at 1880 q, M; returning at . p. m. Tick
cts 1Oc.
No Objectionable parties allowed on the above
trips. For charters, &c, apply to
je1 3m E. S. RANDALL
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22
Successors to Z. II. steblcrl
DRUGGISTS AND CHEMIST

DRU GGlSTS AND OH HEMISTS,
N. W. Corner King and Washington Streets
Dealers in Patent Medicines, Drugs, Cigars and
Cigarettes, Fine Tooth Brushes Nail Brushes,
German and Domestic Cologne, Hair Brushes,
sponges, Flesh Straps, &c. Especial care given to
prescriptions. jan2S-n
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22
.CONFECTIONERS.
SUMMER AT BRENGLE'S.

The Old reliable CONFECTIONERY OF HEN.
RY BRENGLE, No. 531 King street, is ready,
and will supply summer delicacies the season
through. Each berry and fruit served with Cream
Of varied havors at the lowest price and as good
as ever.
He offers special inducements at wholesale to
dealers, and packs carefully for country custom
Ornamental and Plain Cakes are sold cheap
er than they can be manufactured at home.
Also Cream Puif5, Tarts and Pastry, Candies and
TaTy Of all kinds. PIES A SPECIALITY. Fruits,
Nuts. Confectionercs, Caromes and Sugared
Fruits. He caters for families, fairs, balls and
entertainments and furnishes social PARTIES Of
the best and at the lowest rates. my12
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22
GEO. A. MUsHBACH, Commrs.
MORGAN II. BEACH, of Sale.

1, John s. Beach, Clerk of the Corporation Court
Of the city of Alexandria, do certify that George
a. Mushbach, commissioner of sale in the above
named cause, has executed the bond required by
law, with good security.
JOHN s. BEACH, Clerk.
y26 w4w By L. CALLAHAN, D. G..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

VNRUITT's VEGETABLE LOZENGE is the tri-
l. umph over Dyspepsia in any form, Indises-
ton, Constipation Disordered Stomach.
Price so cents box; six boxes for $3.50. Sent
to any address receipt of price, free of postage.
For sale by
my23 j.. S. LEADBEATER 6E BRO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

CHEEP DIP, Sage, Ground Sage, Diamond
rilla, Warmers Kidney and Liver Cure, Browns
Iron Bitters, volina Cordial, Pratt's Astral OIL
and Sweet Maioram-a large supply just recel1ed.
dec1 F. S. LEADBEATER g BRO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

I'VE OFFER special inducements in GUNS
wv PISTOLS, SHELLS, &C., and other goods In
that line. Call and see at 81 King, corner OF
Aesas sssna7 5sF'Ss- Ut. CREIGHTON s SON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

CYRUP OF FIGS, new and valuable remedy
y in bottles ut Soc and 81 each Just received by
mhS E. s. LEADBEATER & BRO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

HAYE YOU SEEN PEACH PIE TOBACCO p
II If not, ask for it. Chew Peach Pie Tobacco,
and YOU won't use any other. The largest cake OF
Tobacco in the market for 10 cents is Peach Pie.
Ask for it; chew it and be happy.
on1S i!HAS KING & SON. Wholesale Agts.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

NEW PATENT ADJUSTABLE IRON
| IN PIANES-The subscribers have received
lot of the above Planes as samples, to which they
invite attention at the southeast corner OF KING
and ROYAL streets, at lop prices. Call and examine
ang16 ). T. CREIGHTON & SON.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

OHoPPING AXES and AXE HANDLES, on on
I ] hand and for sale at small advance at SIC
King, corner of Royal, by ,o>,
deco ]. II. CREIGHTON SON.
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NHEAP CHAMBER SETS.

IN BBLS NEW HONfINY and HoMINY GRITs
lU just received by
nov23 J.C. MILBURN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-08-22

NdINCE MEAT, PRESERVES and JELLIEs
lHl just received by
oct29 J. @. MILBURN.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

The fall Conference of the Mormon
Church has just closed at Salt Lake. In
stead of showing any signs of intention to
comply with the law and abandon polyg-
amy, as set forth in the petition for the
admission of the Territory to the union
of States, the Conference manifested its
resolution to adhere to the doctrine and
practice of polygamy. This action will
emphasize and strengthen the report of
the Utah Commission which enphaticllly
opposes the proposition te clotke the Ter
ritory with the dignity of Statehood tn
der the deceptive Constitution proposed
for il.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

THE New York World exclaims, with
uplifted palms, that since Congress in
June last compelled Mr.. Cleveland to buv
bonds of the United States in order to save
interest, nearly 100000 have been
paid to bondholders in premiums In
deed And is not that less than the
bondholders would draw at maturity {?
But" replies the World, it puts upon
one generation the burden another gener-
alton should bear" The wonder is that
any paper claiming to be possessed of ordi-
nary wisdom should advance such unmiti-
gated Stiffness as argument. The gener-
alton in which the debt was created has
well nigh passed away-alas that so much
of Its youth and manhood fell before the
storms of bullets fired from Democratic
mnskets. Another generation has already
taken up the burden, and, do the best it
may, it cannot discharge more of the bur
den of debt an unholy rebellion created
than IN the natural order of things falls
10 ii.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
ANTS KILLING THE SCALE.
Further Testimony IN Favor Ct the Good
Work of Ants Against Insect Pests

Further Testimony IN Favor Of the Good
Work of Ants against Insect Pests.
EDS. RECORD, UNION: Seeing an Article
in your paper referring to ants as an enemy
of scsle bug, will say We had case
similar to the one you described. 1t was a
young tree and Only one side was covered
with scale and TIE ants did not work On
any part of the tree except where the scale
was. | have sbowered the tree several
times with strong soap-suds and little
ammonia The scale has all disappeared
whether il IS the ant or sads don't know.
but think 1t % the ants. We have five
other orange trees in the yard and mona
were bothered with scale. and none had
ants on them. | send this as you requested
any 10 write who had seen or knew any-
thing on The subject J.B. Harris
Rosevilie, Cal, October s, 1855.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
THE LAWS DELAYS.

In the San Francisco papers appears a
strange story illustrative of the laws de-
lays. In 1873, according to the local
press a painter visiting wholesale store
On business was severely injured by the fall
of the elevator in the building. He was
for long time sick and unable to leave
his bed, and for months could not walk;
even now he is crippled, and must 50 re-
main for life. During two years efforts TO
compromise his claim for damages proved
unavailing, and he then sued. On Tuesday
a jury gave him verdict awarding $780,
600 damages. Thus ten years after the
accident the man manages to bring his case
the first trial it has had-to Judgment.
1t Will probably take two years more to
pass through the Supreme Court, if the
defendant appeals, and thus fifth of
lifetime will have been consumed in secur-
ing final judgment.
We are not considering the issue of re-
sponsibility in the case, who was right and
who wrong, nor yet the principles of the
law concerning negligence, contributory
negligence, liability, etc. Irrespective of
the issues of this case we undertake to say
that any system of laws under which such
delay is possible in simple action for
damages like this, is grossly at fault. The
defendant in the case referred to never
asked for continuance, say the local pa
pers, be was always ready for
trial, yet it took ten years from
the date Of the accident for
him to reach the by no means
final point in the history of the casa
verdict. In that time the map of Europe
has undergone changes, new stellar sys-
TENS have been disclosed by astronomical
research, the continent has been thrice
again SPAWNED byrailroads, we have erected
new Constitution for the State and radi-
caily changed the whole judicial system,
wars have been fought out, heretofore I'm
explored portions Of tie earsh's surface
penetrated and opened to civilization-in
fact, in that decade some of the most Won
derful marches of progress have been
made, and all the while the law dragged
along its slow course and the POOR mans
suit was chained to Its wheels.
1t ought not be possible for such delays
totake place. There shoulu be such reforma-
ton of the method of the law as will Sc
cure to a man justice, if right, within a
reasonable time, or administer to him re-
buke speedily if wrong We have so
surrounded the rights of men in judicial
proceedings with protecting barriers,
and hedged them in with privileges and
doubts and fearfulness of doing injustice,
that we have gone beyond the line of rea-
son and made it possible to do grievous
wrong by delaying the progress of judicial
activity. 1t is precisely such delays as
that which forms the text of these re-
marks, that enkindle discomfort, feed the
idea that there is one law for the rich and
another for the poor that adds fuel 10
the flame Of Anarchism, and embitters men
against the whole system of republican
institutions.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

SEVERAL THOUSAND women of San
Francisco have petitioned the several
political organizations to nominate women
to half the chairs in the Board of School
Directors. Why not? The scandals that
nave attached to San Francisco School
Boards in the past have all grown out of
the cupidity, political ambition and
trickery of men. Why not give the
women show?" They will at least be
free from the ambition TO make positions
in the Board stepping-stones to higher
positions. They are as deeply interested
in school work as any. Their inclinations
are all toward cleanliness in the admins
tration of affairs. 1t is unlikely that
bossism will get any comfort from them or
that they will be parties to corruption and
jobbery. As a step forward in good poll
tics, the adoption of the proposition would
be popular and right one and tend to
Lift the educational department out of the
mire of politics.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

HOOPS SARsAPARIILA. the mcst popular
and successful blood purifier before the
public, IS prepared only ~ c. l. Hood IL
Co.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass, and is
sold by all druggists.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
AUCTION SALE
OF
REAL E TATE AND FURNITURE.
THURSDAY, October is, 1888,

at 10 o'clock A. NJ, on the premises,
r AN INSTRUCTED BY MRS. LYLE TO
4 sell her fine house and lot on Second
street, between o and p Lot known as the
north half of the east half of lot 6, and P,
Front and Second streets, 4JxS0 feet The House
is two story, has eight rooms, Double Parlors,
Bath, Gas, etc., and in the best of keeping.
s9- Open for inspection Wednesday aud
morning OF sale. Terms and conditions at sale.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
ANNUAL EEETIEG OF Y.N.C.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN annual meeting of the Young Mems Chris
tian Association, of Sacramento, will be held at
the rooms of the Association, in Sacramento
City st s O'Clock 2. NJ. on FRIDAY, October u,
1885, for the election of Trustees and other bust
ness By order OF the President
s-s-l2t C. n. CAMPBELL, President.
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| The district in and around Vacaville is by its
| geographical position and thermal location free
| from injurious fogs frosts and destructive
| winds; has a matchless climate marvellous fer
| tility of SOIL and stands unrivaled as an early
producer of fruits and vegetables ; is always the
first in the market. and there is an endless de-
| mand for its early products, which always COM
mand the highest prices in all parts of this State
and the United States This location, CANTE-
! LOW RANCH is i'll the original VACA
VALLEY, and stands prominent amongst the
early lands, having many years sent the first
| fruit to market. Fruit is shipped from Vaca-
vile TO all parts of this State and United States,
ana the reputation of Vacs Valley fruits is
world renowned. There is no question but this
location is the garden spot of this continent and
the world. We certainly commend any person
looking for healthy and profitable, as well as
social location, to examine the property we now
offer for sale.
III Free Conveyance over the Property
after arrival to examine the same before
the auction Sale.
Ia For maps, catalogues and further particu-
lars apply to
EASTON, ELDRIDGE n CO..
Auctioneers, els Market street, San Francisco
Ol0 1t
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
FURNITURE COMPRISES

Fine Pa-lor Set, Ma1ble-top Tables, elegant
Rosewood Etagere, elegant Walnut Marble-top
Chamber Set Rosewood and Mahogany Cham
Der Sets; Spring Bed, Top Mattresses, Pillows
etc.: elegant Rosewood and Walnut Wardrobes
Brussels and Three-ply Carpets.
DINING-RO0M SOFA, Marble top Table. Ex-
tension Table, Chsirs. China and Glassware
egc. Buck Extension stove, kitchen Furniture
and Utensils, etc.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
COUNTY MEETINGS.

The Republican County Candidates, and the
following named Speakers and others, will ad-
dress the Citizens of Sacramento County:
Hon. A. p. Catiin, Hon. G. w. Hancock,
Gen. A. l.. Hart, Col. Henry starr,
Home. l.. johnson, Hon. X. =. Devlin,
Hon. Obed Harvey Vim. NJ. Sims,
Hon. w. Johnston, Hon Jud. C. Brusie,
Hon. T. Mcdonnell, 2. A. Eumberr,
Hon. Frank ID. Ryan, j. T. Chinnick, Esq,
Hon. Chas. T. Jones. Maj W. a. Anderson.
Hon. Win. j. Davis,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

TERElS.-One-third cash; balance in one
and two years; interest, including the
mortgage tax, only per cent, payable
semi-annually; 10 per cent. of purchase
money to be paid at time of purchase,
to be allowed the one-third cash
payment.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

The best Place in Caitsnia vc-i- z,s,u -e.s
= 1, 1os-sTo % Co.'S. I'D 81. sssess 4s-r.i, o..
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

John Eitel, AssayeF and Chemist, corner
Seventeenth and j streets. Also buys gold. q
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
GENERAL NOTICES.
A Sure cure Ior Piles.

Dr. Kinks German Pile Ointment has'cured
Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles when all
other Ointments have failed. 1t absorbs the
tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a
p0ultice gives instant relief. DR.. Kinks German
Pile Ointment is prepared only for Piles
ana Itching of the Private Parts. and nothing
else. Every box is warranted. Sold by drug
gists, or sent By mail receipt of price so cents
and u per box. Sold by xxx, GEARY Il CO,
and JOSEPH HAHN d co. I~pSlv
For first-class Carriage or Buggy go
to HARRY BERNARD'S, Sixth and l. sts tt
IF. EaUInle, 723 j street. has received q
new 81 ipment OF Mettworst, Braunsweigerworst
and Sslomi. All kinds of fine Cheese and other
choice Sausages. Visitors and travellers are III.
Vlteo TO call my15-
John Eitel, Assayer and Chemist, corner
seventeenth and streets, Also buys gold. *
The best Place in Caiitfnia 70 nave g;,i t-.ll
= 4. io,sJo % Co.'S. 10 81. zs.,sin o.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

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AEa ! lC([SfA
RHnUnl1nqn ~ EInVlT
Ae0P"oAio"n AAVAOs'
LAbOa AMI iNDOS MES.
-
FOR PREsIpESr;
DIM EhTM UEDDTlnGy
OF INDIANA.
LIZ III MUSSlGU,
OF NEW YORK.
IL lie o..ro''ers' "eofse W. Scheil'
coo,ao Kn;oh. II NJ c.moa4a
John Z. Swift, W. IL. L. Barnes.
SACRAMENTO COUNTY.

SACRAMENTO COUNTY.
For State Senator:
FINDLEY r. BRAY.
For Assemblymen:
WILLIAM M. PETRIE,
eighteenth District.
ELIJAH c. HART,
nineteenth DISTRICT.
L. II. FASSETT,
(Twentieth District
For Superior Judge (unexpIred term ::
CHARLES N. POST.
For Sheriff:
GEORGE C. McMULLEN.
For County Clerk:
WILLIAM B. HAMILTON.
For County Auditor and Recorder:
FRANK T. JOHNSON.
For District Attorney:
ELWoCD BRUNER.
For County Treasurer:
J. L. HUNTOON.
For Public Administrator:
C. w. BARLOW.
For Coroner:
J. FRANK CLARK.
For County Surveyor:
J. c. BOYD.
For County Supervisors:
SAMUEL J. JACKSON,
Second DISTRICT.
GEORGE o. BATES,
(lhird DISTRICT.
T. c. PERKINS,
Fourth District).
croD sssuumo n.-u rvu
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
From 10 to 70 Acres
EA0 OH.

Rs- Free COLLATION. on the premises and Free
Conveyance from Vacaville to Cantelow Ranch
and return.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11
Ss Sale positive. Terms cash. "a

W. Z. sHERBugN, Aue!i9neer.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1888-10-11

For first-class Carriage or Buggy go
to HARRY BERNARD'S, Sixth and l. sts tt
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-06-16
The Other Side.
Exchange.

A good example of an ambiguous answer is reported by a northern tour ist as coming from the pilot of steam boat on the coast of Georgia. The tourist, who is a Yankee and was a Union soldier, was engaged in an easy conversation with the pilot, who told war "reminiscences of an interesting character, without, however, directly intimating that he had any personal part in them.
 Finally, the Yankee asked, point blank: (Which side were you on during the war?"
 The pilot gave him 6 glance which seemed to say: "You are too inquisi- tive," and then answered: "I was on the other side"
 Then he changed the subject of con- versation. The northern visitor is still speculating as to which the "other side" was; the other side from the questioner,s, the other side from the side Georgia was on, the other side of the ocean, or the other side of the Canadian border.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-06-16
A Cheap Pair of Pictures.

For forty cents we will mail, post paid, to any address, the splendid col ored engravings, the "Arkansaw Trav- eler and The Turn of the Tune; I" also, without extra charge, the orig inal story of the "Arkansaw Traveller" 1" as told by Colonel Sandy Faulkner, and the music of the "Arkansaw Trav- eler arranged for the piano. The pictures are gotten up in the highest style of art and possessing such his- torical interest they should have a place in every household. Postage stamps taken. Address Read & Ben ham, 7S Calumet Bldg, Chicago, III.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-06-16
DUR EXPECTATIONS.
"EIow very unfortunate !"

"How confoundedly annoy ing w
 The above remarks were made by my wife and myself respectively one bright September morning as we sat at breakfast in the dining room of our tiny old fashioned cottage at Low thorpe. Before us each lay an open letter and it was the contents of these letters-individually and collectively which had called forth the remarks set down above. To be more explicit. Ella's letter was from her uncle, Gregory Carpenter, signifying his in- tention of paying us visit on the following Tuesday. My letter was from my uncle, Simon Finicker, say ing he intended paying us visit the following Tuesday.
 Nothing particularly alarming in that, you think?
 Wait little. Old Gregory Carper was most eccentric and irascible in- dividual of reputed fabulous wealth, who had more than once distinctly stated that it was his intention to make his only niece (my wife) his heiress. Old Finicker, my mothers brother, was also rich in this worlds goods, and it was generally under- stood that l, Charles Danvers, was to be his heir. And between these two old men there was a deadly feud. The quarrel had taken place six months ago; and each uncle (after giving us an exhaustive catalogue of the enemy's enormities) had sworn in turn that if we, Ella and Charles Danvers, exchanged words, letters or visits with the said enemy in future we should be ostracised by the re- maining uncle for ever.
 Now, for more reasons than one, Ella and looked upon this as seri- ous contingency, and regret to say we had recourse to duplicity. We gave each uncle to understand that we held the other as the scum of the earth eff we didn't exactly say so we implied it, and so far we had kept on tolerably friendly terms with both. We called our baby-we had baby Gregory and Simon by turns. He had been christened Gregory Simon in the presence of both uncles just a week before the fatal quarrel took place. Poor little soul. I used to shudder when thought of his debut with such name at the public school, where his mother already talked of sending him. ''r ''
 I offer no excuse for our unpardon- able conduct. acknowledge that played the part of mean, abject sneak. But trust the reader will see that under existing circumstances the projected simultaneous visits of these two ancles was, to say the least of 1t, awkward.
 However, there was no help for it. To write and put either off would of- fend the put-off one almost as mor- tally az to allow the dreaded meeting to take place.
 "There will be fine scene l''I ob. served grimly, after short silence "By love there willw
 Ella stirred her coffee abstractedly and l stuck my eggspoon vindictively through the she'll of my third egg with vague wish that I were infiict- ing corporeal injury on either objec- tionable relative.
 "Charlie," said my wife, in piteous tones, when some few minutes had elapsed, "what shall we dopn
 "Ask me something easier, my dear," 1 replied, gloomily.
 "It is 30 awkward inevery way ;" she went on. "Jane does not return from her holiday until Wednesday. (Jane was our housemaid). "And your uncle is 30 fidgety and particular" she added.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1888-06-16

Advice ts Msthers.-Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always be used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and is the best remedy for diarrhea. Twenty five cents . bottle.