New-York tribune., 1888-08-25

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

TIE TALK OF THE DAY
An illustrated paper in Illinois had cut the othss
day Of fashionable bridesmaids Shoe The picture
took ND the space Of only a couple OF columns, but
tho editor spoiled everything by saying In ootnots
that the drawing on the scale OF one-tenth'
Boston Must Not be Trifed with;-sir Knifton Mar
malade ot wg%Orh ,o a sp hen ca me- Hanson csS
Boston lote Porter kindiy but & hrmiyE1Sss Ih ~
e,d me, ~, is pronounced Herdlc in Boston.-tPuck
Il is announced in Italy that the tragedian, Rosa
has retired permanently from the stage. We're any
ono but Rossi, who once got stranded mere ID Deuo'
This would mean two or three more farewell tours
through the United States
"D,sh,rb Not tho King'-Mlionaire (entertns
sanctuml-IIa ha old boy how 90 you 90 To-Day!
Edor-in-Chief lin whspcp-o-sh' Don sP'AA
so loud.
E-Ihe baseball reporter IS writing bis 9rs2. report TN n
the next t ROOM 90 5s a9 6sbed nT either By callers By
noses.-(Boson Courier
susual. fair weather was predicted By tho Signal
Service the day Of the cyclone.
The stu scksAsr "A, Eli. fa1ng h. out sae9 TROn 'ss
an old lake captain who was leaning against tne rA''
anu How fsNs1 far is 1t down to Lake Erie!'
"wEy did they call It Lake Ene?p, En, Fri. rbo ,.v.,
came down to this dock without asking US II wea
have have a glass Of beer With him. Ali he was nn'
man And II man named Jones came along and ASKED
Jones, supposep
| we would slr.' J., p,..h ,r, r,u
| see ZONES i'm few days and speak to him about ~
Meantime, try and get along on water ho" i0Hs
'Hi Int the captain wouldn't answer-tDeroit Free
! Press.
Politically at least, NJ. Foquet's sword thrust dia
| not cut General Boulangers throat.
! English as She is Observation-Disclosures Glass IN
nhysSiogy~Now Will tell you about the functions
little Girl Dust back from Europelmoh that VIII VIII
he so nice. do SO like 10 hear ABOUT Psrties ~Nu
! halls and 5 o'clock teas.-(Phadclphia Record
The Work of Commentators.-"A All, Professor you
finished your version Of Faqsi i,ed Yesterday
"What makes It so vogmnous a.. ,,o,rn. and
Well The tragedy took up the hrst Voiuihe, anu
NV notes filed the others"-tPuck
aMother Goose's Campaign Melodies IS clever
little song book full of catching rhymes and Ingenious
cartoons Tho follics of the Democratic canvass arc
bit of neatly both in text and in the sketches Tho
Campaign Publishing Company, OF Philadelphia Is
sues the pamphlet
journalism in St Louis" Good morning, gHn'e s
he entered - The Record editorial rooms, haye AYE
any of you been in St. LOUIS OF "ouia Sou AA'
"&gTWbat for?n asked the snake-story editor
TO do editorial work: any department you prefer
plenty of positions vacant Could you tIh VI sooa ~
half dozen good reliable men VINO hnsA' i'A' ~ -
maybe hestaed the snake editor running
temporarily out of 1oo;
go: NJ believe they're all old bachelors
EUeS'' EyerS one Of them como to think wouldn't
look at a woman II paid big wages to watcn her; Won
That's the sort; that's me S soTs we 90 =, roSIs
ns D With other mems wives so fast can't set the
papers out.n-(Phladelphia Recom
"There Is less and less Of hustle in the world OF
fashion, says contemporary. 1t Is hard 70 ten
whether this is summer news item or fashion
note.
When Music. heavenly maid, was young
, While yet in early Greece she sung
With soul and lips ahre,
; Did eer she dream girl would play
Or that there'd be some future day
, All 'ND"''1' -(Boston Courier
The two wings OF the Democratic party are fappns
together all right, but they seem to be moving III W
poste directions
t @ Was Waking downtown the other day with
a witty lady the intimate and guest of his we, Wei W..
he began to FGylts EVEN yoS saS he walk with
mechanical step "Yes' she instantly replied
am going with crank'-(Atlanta Constitution
r The Old Romans bandanna will be useful TO wips
Il | away the dust with after the upset In November
Out of His Line" Moses he shouted, as he came ann
= rushing into the store Just stranger passed ou
y did you sell him sometings!'
: You let him 60 oudt und doan make saleT
"We doan' haf der goods he wants.
What vhas dot 9"
Gle yhanis a bathing suit ~ ,,~
"VhatI JJnd you doan' sell him one OF dose ~,
l., dollar oil skin suits three dollar! Moses
But t vha; plain ash day dot you can't run some co
ing peesnessl You had better hire out nit some JUN"
/, shop .p-(Detroit Free Press -,
Tales OF Wrecks -Philadelpha Girl (at the sessnoe'
% DO YOU ever find bottles which tell OF WIechs
20 Naflve-Ycs, mum, often-empty bo'ueS'-'r"'-
N delpha Record
% While Allen c. Thurman was addressing an audie~
. at Port Huron on Wednesday, his attention was eae.
20 the fact that lady the audience had been rooo
y of her pocketbook The free-trade candidate AZ on
n came TO the conclusion that some hishafin ieo
10 had picked her pocket, and he hoped he wou'a y.
m caught and made refund. Hold on, judge w" Ne.
IN pickpocket was evidently Free Trader ho oOo''
m believe In protection at all, not even to a iady
he Cryptogram Donnely running for Governor OF M'r
A. nesota on a Labor ticket would indeed DO po''"-
n cipher.
70 The fisherman who pleasure sought
w. At RangeleY Lakes Will soon % hofo'
Is About the monster trout he caught
10 He'll blow till aches each listener can
n5 He'll brag about their weight and size
And beauty with unquailing eye
MendaciOus creaturcl when ne dies
No doubt he IN his grave VIII ne c.,zs,