The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-11-25
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NorE BY LORD GoT-THE-SAcKvILLE-T Ameri
can Bayard may be without fear" but he's not
without r3proacn. '-Puncb
REV. Mr.. MOVES OF Boston is stirring up con-
siderable of his last name in the Congregational
churches.-hor istOcH Fe,dld.
AFTER all. it is tine popular vote that elects a
man. The vote that defeats him is bound to be
mp )pular with his followeIs.-NcU Orleans
Pacdyune.
Mr.. JONES bet b many cases of beer on the
election, ami lost. that 1t took drly TO .liver
them all. He now says he is a sadder Budweser
mah-De rot Fee Press.
A MAN is rarely found who kicks when his
name is misspeiieI in the police court record of
newspaper This is notable exception to the
rule-Ldt1rt me- .imertcIH.
GEoGRAPHICAL INFoRMATIoH- cher-Willie,
what is tie capital OF Canada?
Nilie-Iue money taken there by United
States linancieis and boodiers.-L Life.
You can't estimate the cost of a woman's
dress by the size OF her hustle any more that
you can te how much hotel clerk knows by
the hight Of his collar-IVaU Street Netrs.
Poor SIMPSON. year ago he WAS one of
thirteen who sat down at a dinner"
What! is h deld?'
NO; married last night. "-Denrer Repub-
litdn.
"DoN'T you think it extravacant, Henry, to
pay $50 for a diamond ring for your wife,
Not at all; you seem TO forget how much
scriDt.
Mr.. PoPINJAY-They say that Judge Pompous
has lost his voice, my dear.
Mrs. Popinjay--It was so heavy I should
think he would have heard 1t drop. Burlington
Free Press.
WHEN women vote it is to be hoped that they
won't be allowed 10 bet bOnnets on the election
Otherwise their husbands would certainly be
ruined when the time to pay up came.-JouIndl
Of Education
Mr.. CHAMBERLAIN had been counting the
daughter of our Secretary OF War for some
time hadn't he?' asked Mrs. Squildig. YES "
replied her husuan /, but in the Enditott her.
P5tts6urg ChTonjce.
PAPA. it's going to snow before long amt
it?' aske a little hopeful. and wnen his father
replied by asking him what made him think so.
said: why, see the Christmas things in the
store Windows albany journal.
| FIRST WESTERN STAGE RoBBER Well, mate.
| have You had good eek?
| Second Western Stage Robber-No luck at all
| Held uptwo coaches but they were filled with
| democrats, and didu'5 get anything but few
| cigars and two packs o cards-N e'o York World.
WHAT He KNEW ABOUT HORSES. -Deale.-Hi
| think ell be just TIL orse for you, sir Goo1
color, soo1 haction an general good fit hall
| harOund, sir.
Houwell (who has recently changed tailors)-
| Don't you think he's little too mediterranean
| -bagged at the knees?-Time.
| ToM-It is said that a good deal of Poe's fine
WORK was done while he was under the influence
| of drink.
| Dick-I know man whose fine work. is
| almost wholly due to drinking.
| TOm-Who is he?
Dick-Mr Rand, the police judge.-Yankee
Blade.
| INSURANCE CoMPANYs DoCToR-Of what did
| your father die?
| TeXan-Throat affection
Insurance Company's Doctor Diphtheria?
| TeNan-No; gathering of hemp under his
| left ear
nurance Company's Doctor-Ah, bronchial
| trouble.
| TeXan-No, sir; bronco.-TOtCn Topics
THE little boy had come in with his clothes
| torn his hair full of dust and his face bearing
| unm stakabe marks of a severe conflict. so,
| Wilhr. WilIier' exclaime his mother. deeply
shocked and grieved, you have disobeyed me
! again. How often have told you not to play
| with that wicked StapetOrd boy"
Mamma said Willie, do look as if had
been playing with anybody Chicago Tribune.