New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
The Brooklyn Mayor, with an ipse diut
Air OF Sir Oracle, said, "we'll FIX II. .
Eighteen thousand, plenty to spare,' .

The Brooklyn Mayor, Win al tV0s
Air OF Sir Oracle, said, "We'l tx II.
Eighteen thousand, plenty to spare,'
And 10, six thousand evaporate, whereof
Mr. Possyboy Is taking tea at tho Popinjsy'k
Bridget, in The absence OF tho maid is waiting On
Mrs. PopInjay-Bridget, you have forgotten u
put on spoon for the stewed pears .
them be the tails burlington Free Press
The fasiidious Toronto world' 4, opposed to
annexation because it says, tho people Of rfA
United states arc not our kind NJ CATTLE
sad Case Of Mental Incapacity. Anxious Mother
why. my daughter. in tears! What has hsppcnedj
moTang and said lot oEof mean things and then
he said a lot Of meancr ones and boo hoo ! couldn't
think Of anything mean enough TO say Dacx DOC hoo
hoo .-(Philadelphla Record
Suggestion for an Eptaph-Hcre les and always
did lle the FREQ Trade wing of the Democratic party
The sod Roman. is said to be taking lnordnats
quantities of snuff nowadays, in dazed sort Of
way All that the old man can now remember OF last
weeks disaster is that he and man named Cleveland
tried to cross railroad track together, forgetfu that
a lightning express train was due about that time
Mrs. Jason-yehIel. was tacrc ever any suca pee
Mr. Jason-What idiotic questions you do ask
How the dickens do knowl neyer mct us MN; px.
Mrs. Jason-Oh, know that '-tIerre hAu'c h-A'
press.
"The Chinese Times says that Professor Psndn
will soon exhibit in this country bis wonderful col
lection OF Buddhistlc and sama idols and oblects OF
worship, together with musical Instruments USED "
the temples Ono OF tho most interesting ooIeca
of the collection Is tho skull OF learned man whs
was so proud of his large cerebeliup that ne vol
unfairly killed himself in order that bis fellow mes
might have opportunity to see It,
German Professor in Lecture Room-Herr Rich
ardson, you are sleeping ,...-
N tajte n little nan Sir while we were waiting fot
the verb.-(Burnston Free Press
President Clevelands friends say that no bad
rather be right than President; but mono OF them
claim that he had rather be left.
"Ah 1 see" said equestrian, meeting 2 one
in,6s saved off and are hopping about on one leg n
fulflmcnt of ridiculous election bet'-lNorrstown
Herald.
Michigan claims the Oldest voter In the person o.
Judge Zcphaniah W. Bunce, OF St. Ciair county, "ne
voted last week The Judge viii be 10l years OF sss
on Wednesday.
He Gave 1t Up.-smth--Then you've given up all
idea of becoming wrtera
SmBut I heard that you had all your plans ma
turcl, that you were going to avoid ProN1ity. wrin
nothing but short sharp or
Yes, that was my plan exactly .,., ~orn,r, n,
s-And an excellent one; writer worsins Oh
such plan would ma himsen III great ueinanu'
&6S dIdns carry {0uT plan Ssns Gu think about
nothing to condcnse.-(I}oston Courier
What General Grant said in 1875 is interesting Just
now: Whenever the Democratic party comes near To
complete control of the country, II Will break us pacA
across the Allegheny Mountains on the tarin qucs-
ton,
o where are the Mugwumps that ganst our protection
Have given free-traders their aid
Left, sadly left, by the recent election:
They're left In political shade
where IS the great " civil service reforner'
Grove Cleveland. the mighty and good
ITe sta nd a
Where once he candidate Stood
And where is the party that fsvors protecuon
Unto our American Industries all
Alive and rcjoced at the country's selection
For tarin crown, and for freetrade pau