The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-01-19
manitomof pilot.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 10.
WIT AND HUMOR.
Tho. clinic student knows that pills
Are not Invisible from peH;
The rule of medicine is this
Physician, heel thyseIf.''

-Tld-Bits.
The aeronaut doesn't want the earth.
-Wdshington Critic.
A bad sign-An illegible signature.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Kind wuds er pleasant toe de eah,
but meal makes hoecake.-Judgc.
There is not much color to gin, yet
it can scarcely be called sober tint.
Epoch.
Many a homely, unattractive girl
gets husband on account of her pa
yalue.-Lye.
1t is the shop pie that often furnishes
| the piece that passeth understanding.
Alta California.
The bucket-shops are kicking the
bucket. They are dead and have no
futures. -Picayuue.
Charity may cover a multitude of
sins, but it is not its regular business.
-He6reso Standard.
mo ma'am," said grocer to an APP
plicant for credit, II wouldn't even
trust my own feelings"
Responsibility is like a rowing dog.
1t seldom rests where it belongs
Neao Orleans Picayua1e.
There is big difference between get
ting on well in life and getting well
on in life. -Harper'S Bear.
There is rotation in office, end then
again there is potation in office Both
are common.-NeW HaUen Meas.
Real estate is worth 81, 900 "a foot in
Chicago, but it must be remembered
that it is Chicago foot.-ArcoIa Rec
ord.
Hugh Conway's friends think that
the posthumous works of the deceased
novelist show more fire than the 9TH
ers.-Lye.
The latest monstrosity story comes
from Kentucky, where a man has been
discovered who drinks nothing but
cold tea.-Ne6raska State Journal.
A Western Anarchist on hearing that
man is 80 per cent water went into his
room and blew his brains out. He
could not stand the disgrace.-Lye.
Fred-Tm surprised at Browns
ISLANDERS, for supposed he thought
everything of me. Ned-So he does
Everything that's bad.-TYd-Bits.
Ruskin says, "Man should resem-
| BILE river" Some men do, in one re-
spect at least. The biggest part of
them is their mouth. Hotel Gazette.
Nothing worth calling good can or
ever will be started full-grown," says
Macdonald, and it may be so, but how
about sneeze?-JournaI Of Educa-
ton.
Irate student Don't you ever
sweep under the bed, I'd like to knowp"
Calm "Goody"-'I always do; 1
prefer it to dustpan. "-Harvard
Lanapoon.
We have an impression that Uncle
Sam will give Dame Columbia set of
diamonds and a sealskin sack, and
that will reduce the surplus-you bet.
Judge.
A little child, eating her breakfast,
asked her mother to remove the
ozark" from her sausage. She limited
at great canine truth very closely.
st. Albdns AdUe,tEser
The doctor-Well, perhaps, Mrs.
Birmingham, you eat between meals?
Mrs. E.-O, no, sab; 'cept, oh course,
eat dinnah tween breakfas' an sup
per, and SO on.-Harper's Bozar.
1.-The Horrors of Whaling heads
an article in the Post-Erpress. The
average American boy could write
big book upon that subject. Himself
in the hold and his father at the
spanker. -Danuitte Breeze.
Sympathetic friend Ito widow
Your husbands death was terrible
one Mrs. Bently. Widow (sadly)-
All, yes! Poor John was a kind hus-
baud, but he didn't know much about
buzz saws.-NeW York Sun.
Trust company agent-Thinking
that you might want to secure your
personal property, desire to recon-.
mend. Mr.. Dusenberry-You are
little too late; the sheriff has JUS,
secured it. philadelphia Cali.