The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1888-11-13


atlanta journal.
Now the woodscs change their color,
And the folkses change their clothes
Soon the head of navigation
Will peep through its robe Of SHOWS.
Duluth Photographer.
New Orleans Pjcoy,Noo: The drcos
of society come to the top when the world
is shaken up.
-Uotet Ga@ette:: Motto for dining
room girls-one hair upon the head is
better than two in the soup.
-''The trouble with pa" says Mrs
Bentley, SIS that he lets little things
worry him. He was mad this morning
because the baby kept him awake all
night. "-Xaryer's Bozar.
Chicago HeraM "When women's
rights are recognized, and pretty W omen
run for office, man will have to look out
for himself"
Omaha UeraM; Senator Ingalls, is
so slim that he can almost get through an
inch augur hole-down to his feet at
least"
The Graphic: 1t is not the privilege
of any man to be better than the majority
of the voters of this country"
Judge Daniels, of the New York Su-
preme Court, refused naturalization pa
pers to man who was proved to be a
drunkard and a wife heater.
=" What is it that makes the rosy cheeks
of the mothers and sisters turn pale, and
steals the bread from the children 2" ask
cd a prohibition lecturer Of a class OF
Youngsters. "ltats," shouted a young
wretch.-DnriUe Breeze
We are thankful to our friends for
groceries sent in during our absence. We
are going away again next week IN order
TO give them another chance. He that
remembered the editor shall have no.
tce hereafter -.SmiMcWe Ne,rs.
EI.st 81 g.c s your r rs amt
as rich as ours. My father and mother
goes driving every day"
Second boy-My father drives every
day, too"
First boy-"I don't believe it. What
does he drive 2"
Second boy "Nails." . Burlington
Free Press.
An aged Baptist minister, who was
much opposed to the use Of Hhacco, ID
t. a brot.-r one a., " If you was in
Heaven, how would it look for the Lord
to send an angel round after you to mop
up the floor and clean it of tobacco
stains 2" The reproved brother took a
fresh chew, and replied: &C wouldn't
stain the floor I would spit the Juice in
the fireplace and throw the guilds out
doors"
house, arrayed in evening dress, 81 am
unexpectedly called out for the evening,
and | want you to see that your mistress
gets this note as she comes in without
fail"
eyes, sorr," responded Bridget. "Pll
lave it in the pocket Of the trousers ye're
Just taken off."-N Y. SIN.
The Rev. J. b. McGehee once mar
ried couple and two chickens was his
fee. The groom had tied the chickens
behind the parlor door before the arrival
of the minister, and after the ceremony
he pulled forward the door and pointed
behind it with the remark :" Here's your
pay" Some time ago the Rev. II. r.
Fielder married couple and was reward
ed with three stalks Of sugar cane.-Iak
bottom (Ga.) Era.
Some one gave young girl in Mis-
sissippi five cents. With it she bought a
yard of calico and made it into a sun bon
net, which she sold for forty cents. She
invested the forty cents in calico, made
more bonnets, sold them. reinvested, made
other garments, and pretty soon had $40.
She put this money into potatoes, planted
them, paid for the cultivation, harvesting
and marketing of her crop, and made a
clear profit of $40. We would like to
know the name of that enterprising young
lady.
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