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Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

- usss se<iss ~ dsfsst - tDs h4l1s q
Bossoa. Dsllsg wss given uszi u ne
bax, and sxs hlf hxza- + lscxeo lis
sbaf o1f sof tie Senators ~ . ths s'<1s
laaiax sbsn thse susrhen tsssr BIS sna
s4rEed tazs< runs mpirs LuzeA gaze
sBotasf sxbib.Eoa of rsakIsss, beta
sidss suissFinx. Ksily's b.zting Ess tns
feature Of ths Ezms hittiag s~s<ly every
1ms "a ths est. but he could aos sccfs.
being eszxht azpesnk twice. sA1oosfs
sss very sifsellss, sxesp1 N the sxata
inai1z. Nanlok n1ssd sises ~ "a TIE
~nth inni8e ssd PROBABLY isss sAs xsaas
zhsssby. kltao1xh A4sh hit h~st. ana bos-
ton sss Ia ior blood- Wszhinztons hsxd
lack With the stiek losz the senator's
another extra laning game today, aud Boz
ton captured Il, lt wAs . pretty game TO
loox a. snd shaandsd in many uniQus and
brilliant playa IA which S~sh carried CT
shs honorH Ksiiss bsttiag vss remark
sbss Tls seors - innings is = follews
sss,ss s.ss,ssiaa. -..ss sssIsss I
Essl<nss-Da1g ana Murray. so~dsss saa
Bs-s Hits-gsshiaxsca- D. Bss1oa, n
1usrs- -wasni1<tea, 4. ramoe
yxf1sd rl,s = sshinron. 3; hcsson,
Two bzSs sits-hofning
Ts,.- ssss s.,,s.I;1 Ss.y HsssslSf sst.f Wine.
ssolen bs.es-lof. keIls. euslon.
struck oslE--fT D.slss 3 bT -Ss1srs. ,.
Loabls plsys-~iimos snd Ayerss Csr~in sna
o Erlen ksl =. A0rrill 4nn eas8.
Fssssd BAL AaiEass l. Q keufke. L
lmptrs-Lsneh-
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29
SOCIAL ETIQUETTE.
A Few Minor Points Well Worth Re
membcring.

Mrs John Sherwood, q recognized author-
i,y on the etiquette of society, advises a
young man never 70 let his calls be too long.
One hour was oil that Nine Recamier
granted 20 the most agreeable OF men for an
evening visit. The rule Is a good one IL
IS much better 10 go away leaving your
friends wishing you had stayed longer than
70 stay 50 long that one hostess wonders IL
DR.. Oliver Wendell Holmes suggestion Of a
ship which could not he launched had ever
occurred 10 her guest
The same authority reminds Young men
who are fond OF horse back riiing. that they
should not offend By carrying into tbs
presence of ladies' the order Of the stable, a
by nc meaEs unfr-quent occurrence.
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29
simple Remedy for Ton.ilitl..

The successful use OF bicarbonate of soda
in large number OF cases e,f tonsilitis, is re-
ported by DIR. W. J. Baker. Many patients
who were unable to swallow even LIQUIDS
without acute suffering, were in the course
of four of five days cured The patient,
after having moistened the tip Of the index
finger, dips it into the powder, and then rubs
it gently all over the tonsl This should be
repeated every tive minutes for half an hour.
then once every hour for the rest of the day.
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

n your gne~t. are intimate friends. A. ~
feel is seo~ssarY - tanlsh them - f'fe Fx.rics
or sitting rgesn whiie yop sre euCnE~d st.oli
your honseholi dates They woulf atsies,ht-
efly prefer - aSi.t you. - fhsf yon cynlt
TIE e,oasr t< fre~ - 81 aoen quietly eth
them fsr chst - quist visit tsosnt ths
wishes n YolF ga~zfs before snaklag dslnlts
plans f6F t..sir entsrtaiam<HA
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

ssAsett osssss.ssss.s
Nav yonx. April a-Th. Gisnss IN
fist-d severe srnbbing an Harry Wright.
oreksrs this sftsrnosn IN the Dr.-encs Of
mere than 3 soo persons. one of whom VS.
Governor HI The Ns~ Workers xot the
hsrx Of Csssv a. once and pounded him for
ks~r- srd pad IL aos been Car The fne
6-idins of - viNtors ~ scors ~ould have
xons up into big 6rures. 30 errors ~ere
s=as outside Of their battery. ritcomo
provsd a putzsr 10 their satsrasn. Tisrnsa
~~s the ersf batter ssr Nsw York and
srcuxht do~n ths hoass bv knocking tie
sr<s ssll elscn~i 10 hisu. n shs first inainrs
ever ne ~nc- fnr q homs nm. q vas
sbsusht thai Roger Conaor you'd ~ 80
~ ts tske "a he sport. out ~ seok hsad
Ia Il and en- yea biruseit Tw1 and thre@
s~>- kits with sny smaunt Il singles
msrkea he contest Folic~ius = ne scors
~ innings.
The score by innfnss : A. ieilos~
see xgrk ----- "a
rsIss Fnss - g
sss - - ssss -. sissss's i.''ss's'~
rsFeres - fsrs riisame Nuphs Fn.is-
setnata. f.1seT. attfeI-
frr-rd rms ~ fsrs 3. rni1s.tezpeis
FI-st 49, % srrEs-Nea fefs Fhia.f>f
f.s - s.--s ~ ysss Fssesr ess.s
Tss beee nfe <e~ frfs g fHfesfs4pats ~
rer nsee rsss--H~fne teurssF sa1st sfFfar
Ibree tsee 1lie-t.afof s1a tfse
50 ~rn-t 'ernsr.
Ff-<< e.<s 90 rslis-@ixsteFF Fss4ef - ~
- - ~ p.sch>r-w-,-r 80 Taz-s
srsek sst firssuh H'-rf feFsrf fsres
frssse pssvs-gr~ss snz Fsrsf Fess. sas
80 en1 F.ateE
F<see<f asI .s---.fa 49, - y
Wa4 80 nes-- 49, 3
TIRE q
fnsulfe-rsasse
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29
A Cannon Ball Cure.

Something new in the treatment Of chronic
constipation is the use of cannon balls DR..
Sahh is reported as recommending that In
that affection the ball he rolled about over
the abdomen every day for five or ten min
utes at n time. The bali should weigh from
four TO five pounds.
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29
rAr1OSAL LEAGUE.
rKi-srsrE LEAGUE.

The first Of the Tri-Stats games played IN
Michigan will be on Friday. May III. when
Canton will play at Kalamazoo and Colum-
hIla A. Jackson.
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

The standing in the race for the psnnsnt
Of the National aud Tri-state Leagues up
10 Saturday. Apnl 2sth. is as follows. The
TxLEskAs-H HE.ALD will take the pains to
secure this important information at ths
close OF each week. Cut out the tables and
keep them for reference:
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29


ssssssss - VA ts4l<sss s.s>N-A
CArr0s. April z7.-Cxnton von The thru
game from 5zadaszy today, by base run-
ning. sxcsIIent pitching aud general good
pay Of the home tesm.
esassn G ----... .-..-.S sss IL
Base b.Ls-c2nlon. ,, santEzky. 3
ErIors -Csnlor- 1. s4ndozSg.
Ear4ed rGns- Csutsa- s. Sz1dusky,
Bafleries-CAaton, he~seSin< aud heon~hn'
ssndaaks, Obrien and Cn<nzsilAn
s.sN..4s y. Ua vs.t-sss ssss-s.
wHxxLfxs. W. Va. April 2s.-Tolsdo was
shut out today by errors on the psrt OF The
visitors. and the excellent iislding and hit
ting Of the home club.
y. " ..:,i .sls's .--dd SSsS O. O. g 9
Bsss Hit.-whesl.nz ;. Toledo, &
Errors-N aeell1<. 1. Toledo, IL
EArned runs-H heelink. l. lo.ec9, o.
strglf q osif--ry feuoas Z; By Kelley =
Barlerses- wheeling. Lemons .ad seazei; To-
.edo. ksliey and q n
szs..ss,a y. ~ vsNs>s,.~ss.>A
MAssTlELD. o.. April 2s.-It WAS pure
luck in taking chances that won todsy's
game for Lima.
ssasneld ....--.--....i o go o. $
Lima ..-..-.-......--..-..--t III
BSse hiss--Mans1e a. ~; Lima. 3.
FFrors--M Maasfeid. Il: LIMA :.
Esrned rilas- IanSdeid. ,. Lima. s.
Home run-NcAilisn.
Batteries Mansfield, Rosousgh and Ivony;
LfnA ~ Brie1 aud Dlllan-
s.sNasss, - sss ysNsssssr.s~sA&
ZAxxsvfLLx. o., April S.-To5ay's game
Was regular sluzging match. The score
stood.
ssvflle.....-----4 5 30
k.iao,sxso ......e 1 o D l.
Rsse hits-~yanes-tlir. o.. f<alams1oo, III
Errors-Zanessille, . kalamazoo. H.
Famed r1ns-Zaness i.le. s. KALAMAZOO.
Home rTIn--Gufnbert-
Batterles--Zanesviie. Gunoert. y. Lane and
Johnson. Kalamazoo, Madisan, BrtcL aud Cal
hone
-SiellDerger
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

sksNaxsst - sss ySNsszssrss>sAa
ZASxsvtLLx. o.. April s.-Todsy's game
Was a regular smuggling match. The scors
stood.
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

fFrors--M Mansfield. Il. LIMA :.
Earnsd rtlas- lansfieid, 3. Lima. s.
Home run-NcAillsn.
Batteries sneld, Rosousgh and Ivony;
Lima ~ Briel aud Dlllan-
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

Cs'easo' - 3 ; 0 D = 1
Hz.e hits--Fittsburx. -. Chessn. 4.
krrors-P PItisolu< 8. Chicago B
Bsltsres--Pitlsbur Henders0n. Carroll. Chi
cazo. Van Haitrsn. Dsriin.-
Telegram-herald., 1888-04-29

wHxxLixs. W. Va. April 2s.-Tolsdo was
shut out today by errors on the psrt OF the
visitors. and the excellent fielding and hit
ting Of the home club.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Model Farmers.
National StOckman.

Nearly every section has what might
properly be styled few model farm
ers. At least they are such compare
lively speaking. Their farms, their
barns, their houses and surroundings
are far above the average in every re-
spect. These farmers show a degree
of thrift and frugality too that is above
the average. They are on time with
their work, they get the top prices for
their produce, they live better and nj
Ger with their neighbors, and general
ly are respected more and held in high
er esteem than any other set of men
in their community. They are held
up as examples for young men just
starting out in life, and, as the title
implies, are good models to pattern
after. If asked for reason why some
men are leaders in their line of bust
ness it would not be hard to give.
First, they study their business. They
go into the details and master them
thoroughly. They work with their
brains as well as with their hands.
They systematic and economic.
They take time to read and post them
selves, and in this way get the advan-
tage of others experience. They keep
up with the times IN every way and
by doing their duty in the way that
common sense and good judgmen,
dictate they clearly earn the title Of
model farmers, and should enjoy the
respect that such title commands.
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Harrison Chagrined.
New York Star.1

1t is plainly perceived by the whole
country that the Republican candi-
date for the Presidency has had to
take back seat since the "magnetic
man" from Maine bounded into the
arena with his tatooted decorations
and his cap and bell. The papers
have been full of Blaine. The Repub-
lican journals have lauded him as the
great leader of his party and the Dem
ocratic newspapers have been busy in
exposing his blunders and falsehoods.
The whole talk has been about him,
and there has been nothing but the
campaign banners to remind people
that such a man as Harrison is the
Republican candidate.
That this puts General Harrison in
a ludicrous and humiliating position
is manifest, but there was some ques-
ton as to how he viewed it himself.
He would have to be a very mean
spirited man, indeed, if he accepted
such ehacement willingly. He has,
however, given no outward sign of an
noyance, and the presumption was
growing that he did not mind playing
second fiddle to a defeated candidate.
A correspondent of the Chicago
Herald says that, despite the discreet
silence he has maintained, General
Harrison is really bitterly indignant
over the staggering prominence Blaine
has assumed. He says Harrison is
a proud, sensitive man, somewhat prone
to jealousy, and that he is quietly boil
ing over with wrath at the prominence
accorded 10 Blaine as the real leader
of the party. During his vacation
General Harrison read his large news
paper mail with much care and gave
particular attention to the marked no.
tees of Blaine's performances and ap-
pearanCes.
We certainly think no worse of Gen
eral Harrison for resenting the treat
ment he has received, but he will have
to put up with it. He was not the
first choice of the Convention that
nominated him. That body would
have nominated Blaine had it dared.
He was the party's real choice, and is
its true leader; and Mr.. Harrison will
have to accept the situation, however
painful it may be.
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Isatch.WOrk~rs.

AN exchange asks: "Do dogs taikT Well.
we've often seen. i'm shipping intelligence,
barks spoken.-lonkers Statesman.
POET sings: "Oh, Hope is head" Well,
If Hope il the name of your family watch
dog, we'rc glad OF it.-Yonkers Statesman.
THE earl OF Clarendon has recently bought
q valuable dog, which makes his Kenil worth
more ;han it was.-Pittsburg Chronicle-Tele-
graph.
DUDE dogs and dogs afflicted with Anglo
manu are said to change their pants three
times a day, utter tic fashion Of dude men.-
Rochester Post Express.
A wErTEE says that the best cure for mango
In dogs Is gunpowder mixed with vinegar.
Gunpowdcr mxed with shot is just as eirec-
tive ;:rd works Observation-Disclosures Free
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HENDERSON. N. c.. THURSDAY. OCTOBER IL. 1888.

the bill by laying it upon the table
Doeke,y goted against the melton. A
motion was made to insert IN the bill
a provision authorizing free negroes to
become slaves, and Doeke,y 0oted to,
the motion, and when the bill came up
on its final passage 1t was defeated,
bm Doeke,y 0oted for it, See House
Journal, pages a2e, 4oS, 499 and 500.
"To sum it up in a few words, then,
Dockery was quite willing to make
slaves of free negroes, but utterly un-
willing to make free negroes of slaves ;
now free negroes are his chosen allies.
Verify, water is not the only thing that
will find its levil; for Dockery has
found his. But what levil with a
lot Of free negroes J"
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HOPE.
lHarper's Young People. ! .

1dI per , i UtiiS tOplc.
Sweet mocking maid, she wakes and smiles
When winds are hushed and skies serener
The air grows soft beneath her tread,
And where her radiant looks are shed
The leaves are greener.
We see a tangle of bright hair.
A round white arm extended
We catch the fragrance, family sweet,
OF breezy robes about her feet,
With roses blended.
Where'er her vagrant fancy leads
We follow gladly after;
We seem to clasp her wayward charms
She melts from our embracing arms
With airy laughter.
She waves rainbow i'm the air,
And while we gaze, delighted,
She tears the fabric into shreds.
And scatters far the floating threads,
No more united.
She turns away her velled face,
In sudden mood capriciOus
But while we mourn the dismal shroud,
Breaks forth, like sunlight from cloud,
Her smile delicious.
She plays thousand teasing tricks;
Full fain were all to f1out her
Yet, spite of all, our hearts confess
Life had not half its lovelineSS
We're we without her
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THE AIfZOH.f KICKER.
Some Advice nnd Other Things in Orig.
inaI Wild West Fashion.

Some Advice and Other Things in Orig
inal Wild West Fashion.
The last issue of the Arizona Weekly
Kicker contains the following items:
ADVICE G.ArIs.--We have word or two of
advice To those people who arc canvassing
the town for subscriptions to build IL church.
Get your congregation before you get your
building. We've taken the town directory
and gone slap through it from cover to cover.
and VIC haven't lighted On the name Of one
single individual who has got enough TO drive
q mule forty rods.
We refused to chip In for n church, but will
contribute $40 to help get lam pas Jake, the
revivsliB:, down here. We want him to come
here and tea the people that they are the
mcanest, wickcdcst. l0w-doWn. shack-nasty
Iot Of hcathcns in America. and that not one
Of them stands any more show vi getting to
heaven than u jack-rlbbit docs u out-running
chain lightning. Ii jake can knock any OF tho
dirt Off and get down 70 tao cuticie aud scare
thunder out Of enough citizens to hold prayer
meeting, wc'il 80 liz fora church building with
Whoop.
Go HENCE THE lop-eared monstrosity
who claims To edit the Prairie Star has been
so Jealous OF the phenomenal success OF the
Kicker that he hasn't enjoyed his whisky for
claims that our circulation does not reach $50,
and that We arc carrying sixteen columns OF
dead ads. We hereby publish our affidavit
that our circulation is 153 copies weekly, and
constantly growing, and as for dead ada,
that's our business. We have discovered
that the people of this town can extract more
comfort out OF an ad. of st. Jacobs oil, Rad
ways Relief, Trask's Ointment or Mr.. Aliens
Hair ReStOrer, than from q tWO-column
sketch by Troilope, n;id it is our business to
please the massos.
MORE WIND.-Professor Rose, who hit this
town last spring to get up class
in music. and who has been here
on his uppers ever since. does
not like our way of dealing with him. Be-
cause we suggested last week that he quit
dead-beating, and pick up the pick or shovel,
he is around town calling us a fugitive from
justice and asking why the police don't do
| something.
Gently, professor. When we left Xenia,
Ohio, the sheriff pattca our back and lent
rs half u dollar. We are the only man in this
| Town yho doesn't turn pale when the stage
comes in, and the only one vino doesn't break
for the sage brush WHEN it is announced tha,
| The United States marshal is hore. We amt
rich or pretty, but We are good, and tho pro-
fessor is barking up the wrong tree. We
don't bear him any ill-will, but the professor
must retracs his statements about us or We'll
drop line 20 Pinkertor asking, if Yaller Jim
alias Professor isnse. isn't wanted somewhere.
| -D0troit FREQ Tre3s.
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Human Brass.

SALT and vinegar brighten brass. Com
mcrcial travellers, tako n nJticc.-Rochester
Pos.-Eypr.ss.
THE BosJoS GzosE has an article on The
Decli,:~ of the Drrinncr. But when did tho
drummer decline an, ,thing.-TcSas Siftings.
A BosroS maa attempted TO kick book
agent out OF his house, and the doctor who set
the brossn leg thinks it was n foolish thing
Tor tae Elan to do.--Yonkers Statesman.
4 BOSTON Surgeon has extracted the nerves
from - mans CHECK. What business house
tho Patent intends 10 serve ls commercial
travr.er IS not stated. Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
II is reported that Now Jersey musquito
which broke its drill ON the cheek ot a New
York d:'immar proposes 10 put on a baseball
mask and M army ba.onct and tackle him
aSrsin.--Aico.a Record.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Money!.

A $40 bill never looks SO big as when we
cannot see how TO get ut i.--Fall River Ad-
Vance.
THERE is said to be scarcity of 500 bills,
but we must confess that We had not noticed
it-Lowel Citizen.
COLD weather causes metals 10 shrink, but
wo notice that our silver change shrinks alike
rapidly the year around.-Boston Post.
A MACHINE has been invented TO make
change by electricity. The countcrfcitcrs will
probably try to use it.-Yonkers Statesman.
JUDGING from the number Of couEtcrfeiters
arrested lately the italian immigrant seems to
think this great country TO make money in.
Ia,sfOu Post
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Her Last Chance.

An irate woman entered q dry goods store
the other day and accosted one of the clerks.
I've come to find out what you mean by
charging me dollar Saturday night for a
t'ible-sprcad and selling Mrs. Ferguson one
Just like it on Monday for GO cents. Didn't
you say it was my last chance to get one so
cheap"
You mistook me, madame" responded
the ready clerk; II said it was your last
chance to get one for dollar. And it was for
we put them down to GO cents Monday morn
ng."-Judge.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Tailor.Maale .Men."

EVERY dude has head light.--Duluth Para
graph.
A DANDY is generally fop from his early
child d-dudc.-Arcola Record.
II is said that the New York dudes do
not ,,ll live in fats.-PittsturgC gChronicle-Tele-
gruph.
DIX. HAMMOND asserts that the brain ID
not absolutely essential to life. OF course 1t
isn't-look at the dude.-Rochester Post-Ex-
press.
SCIENTIFIC men have always boen unable to
decide how long 1t takes to think. There are
some dudes whom it has taken twenty years
to think, nni they haven't succeeded in think
ing yet.-SomervIle Journal.
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Great Underxta ndings.

IN Chicago schools the place of honor in
every class is at the ioot-Midsummer Puck.
WHEN Il Chicago women puts her foot down
that settles it. 1t is big enough to.-New
Orleans Picayune.
THKy mover speak OF tripping the light
fantastic toe" out in Chicago. They have no
such thing out there.-Yonsers Statesman.
ACCORDING 10 reports Chicago girls ought to
be able to foot" their bills without much ex-
ertion.- Dinsville Breeze.
LoTTA wears sixteen pairs Of shoes in one OF
her plays. II Chicago SIR! would wear that
many there wouldn't b. any room on the stage
for The rest Of the actors.--Kentucky State
IouruB.
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Au Overnight

vernon-Chariic. what was Quilp dis
charged from the r.portorial staff f6rt
Cfariie-wrote resort letter and didn't
speak Of Mrs. C5eyeland.-Carioon-
THE latest novelty In ladies' jewelry II the
campaign queen chain. Surely the cause Of
"woman's rights Ii advancing"
PEErrY lace jackets are made OF large
founeing, tho seaiioped edges meeting
down the front, and sometimes down the
back.
THE belt especially favored by ladies just
nov il a broad band Of satin finished silver,
with aesthetic figures neatly etched upon II.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

EVERY million of dollars collected
at our custom houses for duties upon
imported articles and paid into the
public treasury represent many mil
lions more, which, though never
reaching the National Treasury, are
paid by our citizens as the increased
cost OF domestic productions resulting
from our tariff laws-President
C2tgeIanas Letter Of Acceptance.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

1t seems perfectly clear that when the
Government, this instrumentality crea-
ted and maintained by the people to
do their bidding, turns upon and,
through an utter perversion ofits pow
ers. extorts from their labor and cap
ital tribute largely in excess of public
necessities, the creature has rebelled
against the creator and the MASTER
are robbed by their servants.-Presi-
dent C2evelaaas Letter ef Afeepf-
dHee.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Food For Thouehf.

One OF those shoppers known as casters, /"
who chew calico to see if tho colors are fast.
went into prominent dry goods store on the
avenue. Approaching the CALICO counter she
inquired OF the clerk:
Have you got any blue striped calico on q
red ground?"
The clerk. who knew his customer, an.
| swered politely:
mot mouthful. Detroit Free Press.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Reductions.

Dealer-Jake, mark those rockers In the
window S45.
Jake-Forty-fve dollars! Why, sir, you
offered one Of them yesterday morning to a
man for SIS.
Dealcr-I know it. but I'm going to have 8
take off sale of dollar day on those rock
ers and expect it'I be at least two weeks
before they're all gone.-Detroit Free
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phase OF uu,nan Nature.

Phase OF uunah Nature.
Jobson-Jimson, l See. has beco:nc Light
OF the church.
Jepson-Yes.
Job.-He Is exceedingly pious.
Jep,-Yes.
Job,-And very severe in his condemnation
OF the failings Of his neighbors.
Jep. Yes, but you must consider that he
was desperately bad character before he re-
formed, Boston Courier.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

Hard-up Gent-say, Boss. can't yer give a
feller few cents to help him along?
Mr.. Delawney-Why don't you do some
thing faw yaw oun living? You had bettah
ask for bwains instead Of money.
Hard-up Gcnt-Well, Boss, ! asked yer Tor
What thought yer had the most oi.-lfe.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Compellea 20 Move.

Cincinnati Saloonist-vell, dinks have to
move my saloon next week. on occound oof
dot church across der way.
Customer-Does the congregation object to
the saloon, nutchy3
Cincinnati Saloonist-Eo; mine goostomers
don'd like dot organ noise init Sunday morn
ings-I.ife
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

hat policy Of Life Insurance affords
rliy mnnrl available for the wants of a
q ally III the event of the death of the pol
'"y-hpilcr. and that the money collected
t""n thr policy is often the only funds at
.a i.u .ur.liatr cOmuIand of the family.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

That the proceeds of policy Of Life In
~ur"nce will often aid an executor or al
miniStrator in the settlement of an estate
and prevent an unfavoIablc sale of prop
erty to discharge the debts of the deceased :.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11

or administrators do not always bring the
best results, and that any arrangement
which will prevent such sales until the
property can be sold for its value is very
desirable.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1888-10-11
Modified Rescue.

Clawsby has had his clothes stolen, and
hiding behind q rock for two hours hears
friendly footsteps.
Goldberger- Puy some collar buttons, my
veren ; / sells dem sheap.