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The Arizona sentinel. [volume] (Arizona City [Yuma], Yuma County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1872-1911, 1888-12-15
6uoklen's Arn.ca Sa!ve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Raeum, Fever Sores
letter, Chapped H ands, Chilbrains Corns,
md all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Pills., or no pay required. 1t is guarrante st:>
% give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded. Price % cents per box.
FOR SALE BY A. Frank
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GEO. NJ. KNIGHT.
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of D. NJ. Harwood, deceased. -
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned,
wood, deceased, to the creditors of and ssall
persons having claims against the said de-
ceased, to exhibit them with the necessary
publication of this notice, to the said ad :
ministrator at his store in the village OF
Yuma.
JOHN GANDOLFO.
Administrator Estate of ID. NJ Harw God,
Deceased.
Dated, Yuma A. T. October Doth 1855.
Oct. 27, 5 t.
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Articles and Certificate Of Incorporation Of the
Farmers IrFigaiing Canal Company.

We, the undersigned, Jos. w. Wham,
w. H. Housh, VIM. Wrage, A. Z. Martin
and Joe NJ Culver, desiring to incorporate
ourselves and to form a corpor@@tion under
the provisions of the laws Of the Territory
of Arizona, and especially of an act of the
Legislative Assembly thereof Untitled An
Act Concerning Corporations, approved
March s, 1887, for the purpose IF engaging
in the business and enterprise hereinafter
mentioned, do make, subscribe and ac-
knowledge in triplicate these articles OF
incorporation.
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Letter List.

Following is the list of unclaimed letters
remaining in the postoffice at Yuma. Yuma
County, Arizona Territory, on December
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Treasursr'S Notice

All outstanding warrants in the
General Fund up to April lst, 1887,
and contingent warrants mp to October,
1885, and Road Fund warrants to
date, will be paid on presentation to
this Office. Interest on called warrants
will stop at date of advertisement, and
if not presented in ten days the funds
on hand will be used to pay the next
IN order. A De CoRsE,
County Treasurer.
Yuma. A. T, Dec 18th, 1888.
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TERRITORY OF ARIZONA. I

County OF Yuma, %
l, Jos. J. Stein, County Recorder o:
Yuma County, do hereby certify that til,
above and foregoing is full, true and COZ
rect copy of che Articles of Incorporation o.
the Farmers Irrigating Canal Company, a.
the same appears on tile and record in m.
office.
Witness my hand and seal of office this
9th day of November. A. D., 1888.
-. JOS. J. STEIN,
SEAL Co. Recorder.
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ARTICLE Y.

The time of commencement of this corpc-
ration shall be the day of the filing of these
Articles in the office Of the Recorder Of the
County of Yuma, Territory Of Arizona, and
shall terminate (53) Fifty years thereafter
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ARTICLE ".

The stock Of this corporation shall be
non -asssssable except to maintain the canal
and for such mater ial and necessary ex-
penses as shall be required in the first con-
struction OF the canal The stock shall be
paid ia at the time and under the condi-
lions ordered and authorized by the Board
of Directors of this corporation.
Each water right shall describe the land
to which it belongs and is not transferable,
but shall be fixture to the land with which
it was issued, pAOvided that after the COM
pletion of the canal any member may trans
fer his right, or portion of his right to the
corporation for disposal to holders of land
under the canal, the receipts of which shall
accrue to the member so transferring his
right, the corporation fixing the price of the
same
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Acebedo, Refugio Logan, Frank
Arolano, Carlos Mahony, c. F.
2erton. Eugene Moaanda, Rita
Birk, Leo Monreal, Juana
Blevins, J. B. " Ruis de
Bourgeois, U Morono, Francisco
Buelna, Aleio Munes, Nicolas
Cargile, Thomas Pereida, Pablo
Glastonbury, Jas Hershing. w. S.
Elliott. H. H. Rameros, Angelica
Excarsego Emilio Sanchez, Eugenio
Federoa, Jose Seawel, John ~
Garsia, Martin Soxson, c. S.
Grigalba, Miguel Sullivan, John
Harris. Elijah Vurruel, Fernando
Yuma Copper & Silver Mining Co.
Woods, James.
w. L. HOPKINS,
Postmaster.
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ARTICLE VI.

The highest amount of liability or in
debtedness, direct or contingent, to which,
this corporation is at any time to be subject
is the sum OF 5000 Three Hundred Dollars.
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new BARBER SHOP.

Having opened barber shop in
5. P, Hotel Building, I desire to call
the attentin of the public to the same.
LADIES' HAIR CUTTING
and Shampooing a speciality.
Yours respectfully,
w. w. GROW.
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ARTICLE /.

The name of this corporation and by
which it shall be hereafter known shall be
''The Farmers Irrigating Canal Company, y
and the principal place for the transaction
of It's business shall be in Toltec precinct,
Yuma Count, Arizona Territory.
ARTICLE II.
The business and enterprise in which this
Corporation purposes to engage sEall be to
construct and maintain an irrigating canal
heading on section 20, township south,
range 10 west, in Maricopa County, Terri
tory of Arizona, thence running in south
westerly direction to a point north of the
middle of section 10 township 6 south.
range l3 west; also to construct and main
tain mains, fumes, dams and reservoirs for
the purpose of conducting, storing and dis
tributing water so acquired or obtained for
irrigating land, watering live stock and for
domestic and other purposes; and to sell
water rights and to supply water for said
purposes, and to do and transact any and all
kinds of business that may be necessary to
carry out the provisions Of this corporation.
ARTICLE III.
The amount of capital stock of this cor
poration shall be ($T5, 000) Fifteen Thous-
and Dollars, divided into 100 shares of the
par value of ($l25) One Hundred and TWEEN
ty Five dollars each. Each share shall be
a water right for (40) Forty acres, and shall
be entitled to one vote.
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ARTICLE VII.

ARTICLE VII.
The officers of this Corporation shall be d
President. Secretary, Treasurer, and ..
Board Of MT more than live Directors. The
affairs O. .lis corpora ton shall be conduct
ed by the Board OF Directors, the Prosi
dent of the Corporation being ex-ohicio a
member and chairman, and the Secretary
OF the Corporation being ex-officio Clerk OF
the Board of Directors.
All officers shall be elected annually By
the stockholders, and shall hold off;e for
one year, and until their successors are
elected and have qualified. The time and
manner of said election shall be prescribed
in and provided for by the Bylaws of said
Corporation.
All officers shall be subscribers to the
capital stock of said corporation, and no
person shall be eligible to Office unless he
be a stakeholder in the said Corporation,
and hereafter if any officer ceases to be a
stakeholder his office shall be declared va
cant.
On September y, 1888, the following
officers were elected and qualified: Presi-
dent, T. J. Wham; Secretary, ". H.
Housh; Treasurer, William Wrage; and a
Board of five directors, to-wit: L. j.
Wham, ex-officio; A. L. Martin, A. J.
Reiss, l.. F. Gray and George Lacy. (P. O.
address of all officers Aqua Cahente, a. I.
This corporation shall have power by I
| two thirds vote to establish Bylaws anC
regulations necessary to the infringement Of
this corporation and the officers thereof
ARTICLE VIII.
The stockholders and their private prop
erty shall be exempt from the corporate
debts of this corporation.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We have
hereunto set our hands and seals this 27tf
| T.
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Recorded November q, 1885, at 10 o'clo *
2. n. JOS. j, STEIN,
County Recorder.
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On this 9th day of September. 1888, ar-
peared before me Maj. }. ". Wham, W.
II. Housh, VIM. Wrage, A. Z. Martin and
Joe NJ. Culver, personally known to me tt
be the identical persons signed to the with
in Articles of incorporation, and acknowl
edged the same to be their voluntary act
and deed.
Witness my hand this Twenty Seventh
day OF September, One Thousand Eight
Hundred aud Eighty Eight,
A. J. REISS,
.InStice of the Pnare
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

A crow who had been charged with .
lack Of politeness went down TO the Ike
tide and invited 4 fish to come up ADD
stop with him for a week. The fish not
to be outdone in ~poliieaess. pressed the
crow 10 60 on an excursion with MIN
under Lake Erie; aud they finally eepar-
ated with many bows aud mods ard
words Of regget. An old white crane
who was standing on one leg and over
heard everything chuckied to himself
aud said: There were DO fies on the
chap no sad that politeness didn't cost
a cent Moral: When invited %
come again soon" stay Gway.-"De-
trOit Free Press
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
A Story of Agassiz' CamD.

/ have Just recalled n good story, told
by one OF the guides who used 10 nc.
company Prof. Agassiz when he ano
his party visited their hunting lodge al
Ampersan Pond, in the North Woods.
One or the gentlemen, on the way over
that wild carry, fell and seriously injur-
ed his knee, and il was found D7cesaary
TO improyiso q pair of crutches tie. he
could be able TO get about AZ all. His
mishap made him quite aud
restless, for fear that he might not be
able TO get back oven the mountain;
and this being his first experience i'm
the woods, all sorts Of imaginary things
came into his head. He walked out
one evening a short distance t. enjoy
the beautiful moonlight. while the rest
OF the party were engaged at n game OF
cards. All of a sudden q push and n
bang came against the door. as of some
one In mortal haste, when the door flew
open and n pair of crutches came half
across the room, followed by the Grip
pied huntsman, who shouted at the top
of his voice, "Pantheri" Every gun
was in requisitioa in a moment, aud /
believe our hunter was sorely in need
of a little brandy and water, as the
party sailed out to perform deeds OF
courage and daring. A very careful
search was made in the direction point
ed out by our nervous friend, who fol.
lowed very cautiously in the rear, when
an unearthly cry rang out into the Silly
night. There he is, right overhead
he exclaimed. when one of the guides
shouted out, "Why, it's nothing but an
cd boot owl" Our friend did not hear
tho las OF the panther for some Tina.
Forest and Stream.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Mrs. Mary IIartwell Catherwood.
whose serial story, The Romance OF
Dollard, begins in the coming Novem-
Der Century, , is an American Lady re-
siding in Hoopeston, Illinois. Among
her previous Writings are two books for
young people entitled Rocky Fort and
odd Caravan Days She has teen great
ly interested ia Canadian subjects since
her visit TO Canada four years ago, when
she was the guest Of an American on.
sul's family and saw the inside Of Cana
dian life. She herself has lately sad
The story Of Dollard at first impressed
me as incredible. | thought over il long
Lefore hunting up records, historical
evidence, and contemporary life. Finally
l began to make il a story The histor,
len, PaikmaD, has written n preface for
Mrs. C~atherwoUd's novel and Mr.. Sand
ham lately of Canada, and now OF Boss
ton, has made illustrations for it,. and it
VII iun through four numbers Of Tho
Century,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

An article or titled s'Elk-huntino I,
the Rocky Mountains" ia HApPER's
MAGAZINE for November. will send !
thrill OF pleasure down the backs OF the
hunting readers OF that periodical. g.
o. Shields is the author, aad he Writes
with all the enthusiasm OK a successful
old hunter. The article, with its Incl
dents and beautiful illustrations, is a IN
companion piece to tee article on .sThe
Woodland Caribou, " wb ich filed scvcral
interesting pages in a re cent Number of
this magazine. IL is it'll deep 'feclinos
Of regret that the iea der learns Of The
rapidly approaching discrimination of
the majestic creatures OF the forest.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

At Lincoln Park: Two young lady
students Of zoology, looking al a den Of
animals.
First lady-Look at those moles.
Their habits have ever been of interest
10 me.
Second lady-Why, they are not
moles. They are a species Of rat. Let
as ask the policeman. L know i am
right. Mister, what animals are these Z?
Are they not a species of rat?
First LADY, tell you they are
moles.
Policeman-TheY ore mum
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
Li,lna on ,he Repurntinn ofother..

Take everything that / have but my good
name; leave me that and I am content" SO
said the philosopher. SO say all manufacture
ers of genuine articles 10 that horde OF imita-
tors which thrives upon the reputation Of 9TH
eTs. The good namo OF ALLcoCK's Porous
PLAsrERs has induced many Adventures TO
put In the market limitations that are not only
lacking in the best elements o. the genuine ar
ticlc, but are often harmful in their effects.
III public should be on their guard against
those frauds, and, when an external remedy IS
nceded,b be sure 10 insist upon having ALLcocK's
Porous PLASTER.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
A ConsIderate Hotel Corn.

Clerk 10 a gentleman who had lust
registered for himself and wife)-You
have not written who're you are from.
Guest whispering confdentislly-
don't care 70 state where we arc
from.
"Why nos2-
well, you see, We are from Chicago 4:
but IL l put that down on the register
nobody will believe that we are married
-seeg"
That's so. I viii register you as
coming from Philadelphia, and then
you viii be o. K.'-Teras Strings.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
:. md CnlI.u

ali ,he ~ tolny pnssse 10 ihs oninltiatci, oqt
when a pereon gives a certa In per cent. for the
option OF bu.ing or Belin Z stock on a fixed
given. IL Is often n seriouf, operation 10 the
dealer, but thtTe Is n NOR, serious put and
call" than this: when you o re put to bed with
asovere cold and your frie nds cali" "A physi-
clan. Avoid Mi this by keeping in tho house
great cure for y pulmonary and blood disea e..
Ito action rs marvellous. 10 curses the worst
For Weak Lungs, splitting OF Biz cd. short
Breath. Consumption, N~ixht-Sweats.' and kin
dred affections. it surpasscs all other mcdi-
cincs.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Bu for n mild, effective, Dsgctdble p~urcative,
you hnd Better Ber III. Ilerces Ileasaat tur
ious headache, dizziness, constipation, indigcs
ton, and bilious attacks; 25 cents a vial, by
druggists.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Liver Oil on account n its Unpleasant taste.
This dificu ~ has been overcome in SCoTT's
EMUrs OK OF Cod Liver Oil with Hypophos-
phites. IL cling as palatable as milk, and the
most valuable lemedy known for the treat
mcnt of consumption, ScrOfula and BrOn-
chitis, General Debility, Wasting Diseases Of
Children, Chront, Coughs and Colds, has
caused physicians In all par s OF the world 90
u g a. Physicians report our little patients
take Il with pleasure. Try Scotts Emulsion
and be convinced.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Catarrh Is not simply an inoonyen fncc, un.
pleasant TO the sufferer and disgusti Sg TO 9th.
ers-it Is an advanced outpost Of ap H'oaching
disease Of worse type. DO not ncglccf its warn.
ing; a brings deadly OWLS in its trai d. Before
Il " too lete, use DIR. Sc ge's Catarrh Remedy.
10 reaches tho seat OF the aim ont. and Is the
only thing that will. You may do e yourself
with quack medicines till IL Is too latc-'til
tbestreamlet becomes ~ resistless e trent. II IA
the matured invention OF n scientific physician.
"a word TO the wise is Sufficient"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

III afflicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye-water. Druggists sell at &c.
per bottle.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Oysters rave to be four years old before
hey are harvested.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

A Peilafelphian has pa ealei an co c,eep-
er for hor cs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
Many men of mnny minds;

Mt Lassens, Col, eleetriGes the hair Of
those who ascend IL.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
"A woratothc yyI.c n. sumcI.mt.,

F Z r. Stockton receives $3.50 for story
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
Mnnr peoplc Rem.e % r,ke coa

Acsmbiued cradle and rock ing chair has
been patented.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

Jack Wells. n hunter o. Livingston,
Mont while shooting in The Crazy
III uhta.no The other day. ran on three
silver tip hears. Ilc Turned loose his re-.
peatinQ ri0o ord killed two in their
tracks Tho other was wounded and "a
that moment the main spring Of bis rio
broke. ne tioi odofsud himself with
the gun as club, but was Fatally hurt.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08
EAHTEDTO buy a FARst in THE ,o..,,,u
1H.eisC curtis q Wright, 3 Broad%ay MY

A gents wanted. 81 an hour. fonsw sr.,c,es Co.,.
"a aud samples fr q. CT Mar. hal. LscSDort. n q
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

q = 90 IS "a day. samples worm SIN Fnrs
Lines not under the horso's feet WI Fhhs
W. brewster Ssrety Rein holder Co Hoiiv w.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1888-11-08

EJGME STUDY Book-hccping p,.t,..
stiiinanship, frithnietic' Sbort.bsnd ma ~
HTyn n,,ss.iy taught. by MAIL. Circular fres'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24
1883.
1885,.

Well we have had little holiday and alitte time
10 write good the
@ te anarchists hung, Faulkner Sc ate
Tariff written and country saved The
ola year has past the here the same old
Ewing oar customers bargains Walk upstairs
shoe room you will find heavy boots per pair 40
onoes rom w cents aud such ound no.
Where else IN The town From there into clothing room where
we nave small lot lett and sut be sold regard
less OF what cost gq You will also find wool fill comforts for 25
mat aunot oe bought else where IS and blankets
10 per pair worth S15O. Now large room vou will
ma wash tubs butter bowls Pipe hollow ware
doo V1ndowsash 5edeteads &c a
NOW come down stairs TO
corn meal buwheat flour, Bacon Butter nails bo Shoes
FORKS &C. &c Down into cellar and syrups
nome made cider vinegar Potatoes and oils and 6 m
Ou to our Ganay where keep rye oats and salt
W our smoke totk and packing house and tho
belng cured into bacon New back store house En-
Ter inc Hat and Cap room You will find great variety of
ana a and Caps from p erta up Step next room
ook our carpets and Oil Cloths CENTS pe ward
Ingram as low 9S cents Here also have large lot of Mems
Ohder ear Now out into large Store Room The Coffee. nJ
sugars the Teas aud Spices Canned Tomatoes and Corn Cakes
crackers Books and Stationery, Ladies' Chdrcn Shoes
Dry Goods large stock Notions in abundance Hardware I'm
ana Qnoeuswaro Tobacco kinds prices some "a o
20 cents per To- Snuff and Cgars and 60 nanv
other things that will Surely all that ueed can be svrneI
ernie Now the propretors of all this cay bat they will
prices be as low tor grade goods in the
lot apgVeas hgbprlces tho produce they haudIo 60
ny hoW audsse T. RUSSELL L BRO
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

A child was recently watching a
young lady in lIolliston busily en-.
gagged talking into telephone trans.
mit,er. Suddenly the c..iId said :
Who are you talking to?' The lady
answered: Il am talking 10 a man.
The child replied: Well. he must
be an awful little nan TO live in such
"A small house as that
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24
Who Is Your Best Friend

Your stomach of course. WHY Becausa
" ~ is out Of order you are one Of the most
miserable creatures living Give Il fair.
honorable chance and see IL II is not the
best frend you have n the end. Don,
smoke IN the morning Don't drink ia the
morning. n you must smoke and drink
wit 1Oul your stomach ia through with
breakfast. You can dank more and smoke
more IN the evening and IL will tell on Won
less " your food ierments and does not
digest right, If you are troubled with
Heartburn, Dizziness Of the head, coming
Up Of The food after eating, Bhiousness, 10.
Digestion or any other trouble Of the
stomach. yon lad best use Green's August
Plorer, Z" 40 psr'oo can use ~ rithou, i'm,
mediate relief
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

A young man who looked as il he
might have come straight from East
st. Louie stood in front Of barbe.
shop on Dearborn street yesterday
and slowly spelled out the words of
a sign: boots blacked on the inside. >
Gosh! he exclaimed, what's the
use of blacking boots on the inside.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

One day Ernest had been seriously
lec.ured by his mother and finally
sent into the yard 10 find switch
with which he was to be punished.
lie returned soon and said: j
couldn't find any switch, mamma;
but here's a stone you can throw at
me-
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

Couniryman Ito druggist)-'I want
10 buy toothbrush. It's suthin
never used, but my old woman lowed
the next time l come to town I'd bet
ter git cne' Drugg 'st-'Y.s. sir.
Will one be enough Countryman-
"A plenty there's only two of US in
the family
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

Why, Sammy said father to his
little son tho other day, Il didn't
know your teacher whipped you las.
Friday r guess he replied, If
you'd boon in my trousers. you'd a
knowed it,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

Al Frank. who had been taught TO
believe that he was made of duet,
stood looking at the duet a. the vino
wbirlsd 1t In eddics. 10 exclaimed /:
Ma. l think the dus. looks ss ifthere
was going to be another little boy
made
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

Old Commodore Vanderbilt beng
asked one day what lie considered to
be the secret Of SUCCESS in business.
replied :'Secre,? There is no secret
about 1t. All you have to do is to
attend to your business and 20 ahead.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-24

The careless use ofthe editoria we
frequently gets newspaper men into
trouble, and the use Of the word we
TO represent the people ofthe whole
country is sometimes as fatal-at
least tbs is prosbly the opinion Of
tgo editor OF the Springfield Union.
who recently said: I'VE ate 3,IOO-
600 bags Of peenuts last year.