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Telegram-herald., 1888-10-23
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NOR sAlE-IN ROGERS PARK ffL. GOOD
1 hons aud barn pleasantly ioaa.eI ou i,Hcrt-
lesi ave. price .e5o. alsg 100 J D.. g.. Iae
Irving
NOR kALF-1HI FARM BELONGING TO
TIE esials oi The lfiV Danlc| >taerIat rnorn.
one nile Nesi % the ciiy. iFnntur hroee - q
it flic darn farm. ioI rfH fult'uf al4d faf.
oerinF Nay Lc fcld in from tfr to ilirlf arre
lotf. Apply 10 llf hi worl adm .nlsif faloi. "a
Iourh 81 Grand Rapid Slcb l01f
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TOR RFxT-OEEHAIF oF TER sToKE
Ne = CsnslG- fef Jsyfcfslsrs erQaiFt =
q Frrwfr fsfft
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TIE following rates are 30 very so~ shss
We usust fasist ca the one rule
PAYABLE IN ADVANCE.

The sa1nber of lines IN sny adseTfiss aaeos
esu be f0snd by aisfaing the noaaeos 81
~eras by ssssR- 49, pert sf = hne eosasse
as one foil lloe.
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-23

NAsBvTELR Get A snccisl frcra D.
.tar ki.. sars Chief Polics Lsnier aied
sf ysliu~ fsver fks. morninz.
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~ you ralt sservsrt esl Try cur Want Col
uHAIa as1 yJu y III bHNs Sail dozen. We don {
Frsra-tee the girls but ouwIl surely getreplies.
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satNas sETTEF sESDLf5
TrAA ~ Asf CTzEs P@Tsa
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NOR sALE-FINE FRENCH DRIVING OK fkn-
I Die pow. tdolc-t b 81. ihis obcD .ie
IEKsF9 COW f0H sALE O0 IHkDf fOR A
u pony. lss NourOe 81 80
DOR eAlE An FATIHF ofTfl9 oF
j machinery foT fra csss lnundfs siso
~ horse power engine For partiCu sft cn. flfs
o. q A Ecr~lu. No ID CsnAiti lal1
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Situations Wonfed-F>male.

WANTED A FEw wAsHINGs TO DO At
w house or outside Enquire al - Nesl Diais-
ion-st upstairs. ~.
IyANTrD-sITUATIOE AS CASHIER, A.
w sikhant bookkeepcf or copyist, by Young lady.
l. boY 4 this oece S.t
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ent your house, with our Want .d.
A N.,ur.Iira,ion A..ocI.,,op,

CHICAGO. Oct. 22-Delegsies from nine
States, representing more than one hund-
red societies devoted to the naturalization
OF British subjects resident in the United
States, are in the city for the purpose of OF
gsnizing National Association.
Telegram-herald., 1888-10-23

xErtv~rr ~ frF a HFfFT BFfreH7
~ t~ 7e.e ~ u Hsters ~ tse hiH
rsss.str - - Fena a. 5ief<
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tTTFD-RY TW0 GFFT1FNFx TrE-
~ uish~s roov and sleafe or two rD1faf in
frfFsis asslIv Eua - ffsf< 49, reference
gwen kaaress Q r.. sox ;. TeiesTsn Hers r
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r~Nsr4rY eTfFrF FtcTFE kND
$3.50 rrr-r erfff SER ~ ~iEc-- ~ -
esq Ecss "a s<<s&s Disssrs - 1ee
- -. - <uf&n
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TOR RKNT-PFFkskNT FlRNlsffFn FRONT
/ ioom VI boarc ir private fsn SIS three
doors from cable carr. le Norih ir0sFeois 81 zss
lIAN1fD- BOtRDEh> N1 DAY ek NEFaf
W slso furnsseo rooms Price moderate -
summers 20
I,iRET-CLtss BOARD AID ReoNk sHFkF
K Rooms wifhon board a paIties ~k IH
South Divisions 90
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Special sale "f Ladies wort n"res.
Oyer lOJ different sff ies ~ eafhef ever
Cd satin lined l.sdlss Wofk B8fes for
ssle cbesp They are furnifhsd ronitirfe
I bese roods were obisins0 81 rare brfsain
and vii 10 sold 81 irst cosi of ifr Doftaiiol.
Al Hleesnt Eoilosy Fsesnut
These Foods srs rsrt sno foe -iufossibis
to duuiicsis them. some ere f0fnished
With music bores in edition 40 the very
mounted wofk tools bfveisr rslrfors Co
l0rne bottles. etc Prices range from T5c -
$40 Boy your Cbrisfnss presents nov
While there e su assortment 10 hslsoi fFop
Fourth floor
Bsreairs "a tss T1sra rloss.
etse handle csrvers, pef psif 20
C1pfsr bottom wssb boilers Jse
Rr0oFns lfc
Stove sbovels enc fDf
Carpet Tscts b~sf per pff =
.sdies' pude' fsrk hammers 1fr
wbist broom. 10c
AB th. J.stesf No.sts.
ID, on the fourih Hpor These books ere
lost IS good 80 ths % and - c Bovels.
csll and iook then over
4. LsOnardS Sons & Co,
% and 81 Monroe-st.
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yIF HAVE THREt 10 FDf THOUSAND
W dollars ~ inFesf in SOM pood inaeuiari.le-
ina business. one bali luif ffti uf 8 gopd hu.
for sale. one grocery. stock. 0oinF geo
one ofuF rLock Ia Interest l ltf.
bindcfy ard many other rare apeHinFt CEN
Business Chance t1chsuEe. spd ) oN,f boa
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win stands

New YoRK. Oct 22-Justice Lawrence. Of
the Supreme Court. handed down dec sion
sustaining the will OF Samuel j. Tilden
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Help Hanted--Maie.
WANTFD-A COOL CoLORED BAkBEk AT
w lN Nesi fu-tonsi. -ss
yVANTED - REOIsTEkED PHAkhk y ST
w having ten yeaR experiences desires sit
ustiOn can take charge prescribe Aodress n
care ~ seFenth-si.. 0rand Rapids. Mich ~
IHTANTED-A HIRED MAN on FARM CALL
w al las Nor Division-st ~
lIANTED II GENERAL BLACKSMITH. &
W boys - 10 T.. by Monday noon 10 cabinet
makers for out O; city steady work, s150 PER day.
8 aud Tower block -.
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FrTAvTED MY - PIFCHkFF STOVE
w pipe a. huchDsn sheet As.s "mEa -
FEAR e. 80
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CLEvELAND Ohio. Oct. 22-Assistsnt
General Manager Gallup. Of The Lake Shore
Railroad, died tonight OF pneumonia.
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Geta anew girl. with our Want Ads.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03

It is well for our moral rcformerS
who are just now SO hard upon the
common school for its deficiencies in
moral training, to remember that the
fair contrast is not between . great
school in the lower wards OF metro
politan city and an ideal family in the
most secluded. social. suburban pre-
serve; but between that school and the
homes of its children. and the swarm.
ing streets where they are tempted of
the devil'' At every corner. and crowded
like droves of cattle on the way to and
from the school-house. II the critic
would follow the children from their
school hours through the rest Of the
week. he would see that majority.
even in the best community. are never
under moral. sanitary. social and re-
fining influences % elevated ~ in the
school-house. Nothing Is gained BY
such overstrsined and one-sidssl pct
ures Of the defects OF the character
training side Of the public schools -
We ara often called to witness in our
educational gatheringA They do great
injastics to the teachers and schools,
ard play into the hands Ct those nalig-
nast eoclesiastica. who forget that sven
: burning zeal for religion does not q.
CO. from telling Hes about tie peoples
oowmon school. -EdueatioA
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03
coRNEp BEEF AND CABBAGE.

Spring chicken, roast partridge.
Broiled woodcock and quail
May please the dyspeptics,
Whose appetites fail;
But, for man hearty,
And healthy and wise,
Plain corued beef and cabbage
Takes always the prize.
The beei, streak o. fat,
Streak o. lean, white and red.
Cut crosswise the grain
And as tender as bread,
With cabbage cooked with II
And mealy potato
Boiled right in its jacket,
Served on the same plate, o,
Is something man with
An appetite knows
Can beat any dinner
French cookery shows.
And when ne has emptied
His plate heaping high
He never has room for
A pudding or pie.
O, corned beef and cabbagel
Your praises we sing.
For solid. square meal
You are truly the king.
You make US unbutton
Our vests every time
And I'LL US with huge
Satisfaction sublime.
We pity the people
Who dwell in the fats
Who. thinking about you,
Get hungry as rats,
And can't, for thy Fragrance,
Which Heaven doth seek,
Enjoy you but only
One day in the week.
II. q. Dodge. in Detroit Free Prsss.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03
IMPROVE THE HOG.
A Matter which Deserves the Attention.
Of Progressive Farmers.

A Matter Which Deserves the Attention
Of Progressive Farmers.
II the margin between the price of
corn and pork remains as great as it
has been during the past year, the in
ference is that the demand for q better
class of hogs will be greater than it
has been for number Of years. There
will be new herds built up. and ar
rangements made for breeding hogs on
farms where they have been abandoned
for years. Young farmers, casting
about for the most profitable product
of the farm. will not be long in decid-
ing on this branch. as promising the
greatest and quickest returns for the
money and labor invested. Our OBJ
serva.ions force the belief upon us that
farmers for few years have not been
as careful about adding new blood TO
their herds as they should have been.
and the consequence is their hogs are
not as good ~ they should be. With
the combination of all breeds that is
convenient to use. they find themselves
possessed Of \ class Of mongrel swine
that are not profitable either for market
or breeding.
Every step removed from some pure
fountain head makes matters worse.
But even with these things against the
quality Of hogs they bring good
profit, and should make the farmer feel
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03
pUMoEper pAaAonApus

When Is . theater-manager Ike =
dog! Answer: When he lies about the
house-Tsras Siftings.
While the lamp holds ont to burn
there Is not much danger Of the average
servant hlfing it.-Harper's Basas.
"A show spoken OF q - rare enter
tainment" proved to b . performance
not well done.
when . woman wishes to mako
SOFT soap she never gets mad because
her neighbor gives her the I've.
The Green man who starts out to
paint the town red Is in danger Of COM
ing out blue. Boston Cowrisr.
"A great many people who are crazy
to get into the social swim are drowned
before they can get out-Boston Post.
Mature is full Of wise provisions.
Wives do their worst cooking when
they are young and irresistible. In
di0napolis Journal.
lin ancient times kissing q pretty
girl was . cure for headache. 1t is
difficult to improve upon some Of those
old-fashioned remedies.
THE strongest friendship may be
broken by trifle." We have known
the lending of lawn mower to do it
mower than any thing else.
Policemen have noticed that the
man who sings the ;oudest I'VE wont
60 home till morning" is often the
man who has . wife and doesn't dare
to.-Journal of Education.
1t may b some consolation to =
man to feel that II he ever is the cause
Of q nourning-bonnet being worn. the
price will make no difference to him.
Puck.
There II popularity about the
Irish servant girl which may have oc-
CURED to you. Her cousins are all of
the masculine gender.-Tne Epoch.
Its popular misconception. OBJ
serves = student of human nature. that
women dress to please other women.
They don't They dress to make other
women jealous.
The dreadful billiards are made up
OF many soft and balmy breezes. 1t is
the combination. organized into trust,
as it were. that is terrible when it is let
loose.-M o. ncayune.
"A hole in the ground and q smell
of gas sold for 5000 in Ohio the other
day. The hole was found to be all
right but the smell Of gas disappeared
with the owner of the land.-DetroI
Free Press.
According to the old superstition of
the medieval Church. whenever cock
crows lie is being told. The reason
that cocks crows so persistently in the
early morning hours is because the
morning papers are being set up
Life.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03


Nwas Before.
Give yea Ter the war was ended
and all the i ed soldiers were sup
piled. there Were some makers who
thought the wooden leg and arm BUSH
ness was at an end" said an artificial
limb maker. '.But they were all
wrong. There are more manufacturers,
big and little, at present than at any
time, and the annual sales are larger
than ever before. Machinery is respon-
sible for this. The railroads have cut
of twice as many limbs rs were de-
stroyed by powder and ball from 1861
to 1865"
..Do the makers sell more legs than
armsp'
"Yes, many more. An artificial arm
is now constructed with hand the fin
gers of which will hold pen. or pick
up light articles. such as handker-
chief, hat or a newspaper. A good
many men when they lose an arm. tie
the empty sleeve TO their breasts. But
an artificial leg supplies the lost one.
A man can work and walk in it. He
can follow any ordinary vocation about
as well as ever"
'.What improvements have been
made of late years?''
THE principal one is the substitution
of rubber tor toes. fingers and ankle
joints. This is patent The small
makers build limbs entirely of wood.
The material used is English poplar.
Philadelphia is the market for it. and
there it is bored and thoroughly sea-
soned by the jobbers. The price of
legs is from $85 to 800. according to
the location Of the amputation. For
arms it is s75 to 500. Legs weigh
about five pounds on the average. Six
pounds is a heavy weight. The lighter
it is the better. It is y fact that many
people walk upon artificial legs so well
that you could not tell they wcro On .
wooden pin. ! know Of one young
man in town with wooden leg who
has taken prize for waltzing. Five
years is the average time an -artifcial
limb can be worn before it must be re-
placed. The Government allows Grip
pied soldiers $75 every five years to re-
new their arms and legs
..How do MANNED people take their
infiictiOns'
'.At first the man who loses his leg
wishes it had 0een his life instead.
The sudden change from health and
strength into 4 cripple IS aterrible
thing. But after he gets an artificial
limb on and finds how much more cas-
lily than he supposed he can get around.
his feeling alters completely. Human
nature is wonderfully adaptable and
some Of the jolIiest people in the worl6
ara among the unfortunate victims q !
accidents Chicago Tribune.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03
Very considsrats.

s.WelL John" said old nam Jordan.
20 his young friend. you have just
married. hear" =
Yea sir.v he answered. with .
sprinG mosriny smile; 'just month
ago. and want yoa ~ 60 mp to dinner
Viii mo today"
Have Jon ct cookr
s.No."
.'Wsll ny boy. s'pose Ne % % .
rsstaurant iii umes You must re-
usnbsr I lad : yoang vits encs ny.
ell '-zssa6 61edseA
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-05-03

SWCClye
The scorn in his eyes became inten-
slfied.
You're a pretty one"
cam l any better looking than
when you married me?" she MUIR
INJURED.
MAY be You think I don't know
ron went to Centerville to-day?"
Upon which Maggie laughed out
right and Mrs. Snowdon's plot ex-
ploded.
As may be guessed. the incidents Of
the day were thoroughly ventilated in
the conversation that followed. Arthur
told that the Identical man he had
gone to see in Griggsville had CHANGED
to be on the train that took Mrs. Snow
don and Lily to Ccntervi;le. He had
seen and recognized them and very
naturally mentioned the fact when he
met Arthur few hours later.
The laughing and joking over the
days events had hardly ceased wheL
the children's bedtime came. Susan
carried them of up-stairA bat It was
not until Lily was in her niyhtgown.
quito ready for bed. that she cried with
the triumphant air Of ono who has
successfully accomplished m orsrous
task: ..Now. mamma. where NY
nickelp''
Tho poor little maybe lad eat m.
noticed, With silent toague and reeo-
lnfely.clossd lipa thre0ga III ths talk
and laughter she had beea 1oeced 70
listen Ia.
She had earned her money, and 4
Was promptly paid he.-x = Alase-
hoepes. % Later. Oee0A
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-10-23
Tho Caro- Of pomos,lo AnimoIs.

Tho family cat 10 regarded with far
greater respect in England than America.
Every householder In New York, when he
packs off for the summer, leaves tho cat
to live in tho streets. Tho consequence
Is that during the hot weather the cats of
the Empire city cry aloud and shout; they
wall in anguish to the earless moon in
moans ''most musicall, most melancholie. :"
They mako night hideous for callous
hearted man, who ignores their affection
and rejects their companionship. Among
cranks, commend mo to the animal loving
crank. He Is bit weak headed at times,
but softness Of heart is quito compatible
with strongncss of mind. Whether tho
Baroness Burdctt-C -Coutts was cranky or
not as connoisseur In husbandry she
shows admirnble judgment in the care of
animals. And her caro- for them whom
they cease from age or malady to be SER
viceablo beasts of burden entities her to
public homage. At Holly Lodge, her
beautiful suburban homo at Highgate, she
keeps her worn out horses, donkoys.
cattle, dogs, cats and other pets in well
tended pastures and stables until they
die And she visits thcm with the re-
gularity of u doctor, sparing nothing that
can give them comfort. Others hero and
there do tho same.
havo seen pedigree cattle with famous
names and records living in luxury to
grand old age, and have also seen poor
folks broken down horses and pets kept
In country quarters at an expense they
could but III afford "The merciful man
is merciful to his beast" What of Now
Workers. and their cats2 If they sneer at
the baro idea Of imitasing the example Of
those who havo established o homo for
cats in London, let them do something
better. For very small fec tho Lon.
doncr who locks up house to go a.hollday
making can have his cat properly cared
for until the family return. This Is COM
mon humanity and common sense. II the
wealthy New York houseowner cannot
afford to keep his cat all tho year round.
hc should have 1t killed rather than
cruelty subject it to tho horrors of Now
York street life.--New York Cor. Globe
Democrat,
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-10-23
People of New Brunswick.

They are q splendid people here. There
Is o certain dignity about every ono Of
them far moro striking than with any
English In England. And what Is better,
they nrc truly kind hearted and polite. |
used to know, quarter of century ago,
spmo of those grand old Hudson Bay COM
pany's factors; and fine fellows thoy were
--bravc. cultured. chivalrous, gentlo and
good. but with q roaring sort Of way with
them that suggested tho entrapcing Man.
itoban Indian summer with lurking,
bowling blizzard element beneath. These
arc liko them. Climate has had to do
with IL; true culture of brain and Drawn,
more. They are near enough to the states
TO be cumulative; far enough from Eng
land to abhor inciyility.
They-and all New Brunswick folk
rre less pretentious than we; more toler-
ant than others of their nationality. In
all that makes sociologic distinction,
these people arc immeasurably better
than Englishmen, and infinitely less the
time servers and snobs than some Ameri-
cans. should say they had got further
away from the England wo profess to
condemn than many of us whose checks
should flame for our coclSney apings; that
they werc in moderation, level headed
ness, clean culture. and in tho freedom
from feverish ambitions and vanities, far
in advance Of most Of our communities;
that they possessed tho best of Old
World oquipoise and conservatism, and Of
New World virility; and that II by any
good fortune Of diplomacy or war their
country should become our country, we
would secure o fno bit Of possession
and as admirable class of people as are
now within our farthest boundaries. 81
Edgar L. Wakeman's Letter.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-10-23

ways to be living in Imagination through
the concentrated essence Of the perils Of q
hundred adventurous lives, instead of
toiling calmly through the ordinary hopes
and fears of one.
No state of mind can be moro unwholo-
some, because none is more calculated to
divert the energies from the sort Of quiet
tasks to which they should bo habitually
applied, and to keep them stretched on
the tenter hooks of expectation, waiting
for n sort of strain which is never likely
to occur, and II 1t did occur, would cer-
tainly not find q mans energies any tho
better prepared for 1t for having been
worn out previously with long series OF
imaginary excitements. Tho habit Of
dram drinking, 1t is said, leads to fatty
degeneration of tho heart, |. O., excessive
fattening round tho heart, and weak
notion Of tho heart In consequence.
So, too. tho habit Of exciting novel
reading leads to fatty degenera-
tion of the literary mind, l. O.. to an
unhealthy and spasmodic action of the
imagination, and general weakening of
the power of entering thoroughly into the
solid interests of real life. So far as we
know, the only effective cure for this
habit Of literary dram drinking-a euro
not always forthcoming-is moral shock
of some kind which exposes tho hollow
ness Of all these unreal interests, and
makes them appear us artificial and melo-
dramatic as they actually are. That,
however, Is a euro which is an extremely
painful one, almost cruel in its disillusion-
izlng power.-London Spectator.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-10-23

Oertel has extended his advocacy of
mountain climbing, as o curative agency,
to other forms of heart disease besides
such as arc dependent upon or associated
with corpulency-namely, to all forms of
"weak heart" and also to valvular de-
fects. For this purpose he prefers re-
sorts surrounded by mountains, on tho
sides of which graduated walks, of in
creasing difficulty. and extending up to
between three thousand and four thou
sand feet can be mapped out. ut is by
no means matter of indifference how
you walk up these ascents. 1t is to be
done in strictly prescribed manner.
The hills are to be assembled slowly, and
the pace must DO as oven as possible, with
no talking and no Interruptions. This
may not be attainablo ut first, but 1t is
tho end to DO aimed at.
"Thon the pace and the breathing must,
in q sort of way, keep timo; with ono
step tho patient should mako an inspira-
tion and with the next an expiration;
both acts should be equal and regular In
length, neither longer nor shorter than
the step. Ono foot Is raised with tho be-
ginning Of the inspiration and put down
os 1t ends; the other foot makes Its step.
in the same manner, with tho expiration.
These precautions must be minutely OBJ
served, or palpitation and difficulty of
breathing will bc induced. Tho patient
may lean on stick, but no must not
pause often in his walk; but ho may rest
for half an hour or an hour after tho com
plotlon of ono of tho appointed tasks.
Tho euro will be slow and gradual, re-
quiring great patience; 1t should Inst from
four to six weeks, and 1t may have to bo
repeated several times in tho year. -
Homo Journal.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1888-10-23
rho crnr Chopplnr wood.

f, Tho yachting party of tho czar and bis
family has been quite an idyl. The impe-
rial party picniclIed on an island; boat
was filled with provisions and oil require
ments for good lunch, but no attend.
ants woro allowed TO land, the czar md
his family having resolved to enjoy them
selves oil fresco and nll alono. And they
actually laid tho cloth, lighted tho fire and
cooked tho fish and made tho tea them
selves.
It must have been grand sight to ese
the autocrat of all the Russias with his
ceat of, making up tho fire, Hc owned
aftorward to having grown very tired
over chopping tho wood and being on his
knees trying TO mako it burn up; tho
princesses carno and had q blow at 1t, now
and again. TO encourage him, and tho
czarina busted herself meanwhile cutting
tho bread. Ali how good it must havo
tasted, that luncheon on little island all
TO themselves, and fer from tho din of o
court, the strife of politics, tho fear Of
conspiracies; and how 10th tho parents
and children alilSo must havo been TO
leave II and rcalizo that their summer
holiday was nearly overl--London Mod
crn Society.