New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-07

Ycal Dow wss nominated for Mayor Of Portland by
little knot OF people, numbering less than hunhreo'
who did not have tho slightest idea that he would be
elected. Then he was pcrfuncor1ly recommended by
tho Democrats who rcfrainej however, from indorsns
him "a their candidate. As Nh. Dow Is now eighty
five years of ago. few voters believed that he was
serious candidate, or that he could discharge 'ho
duties of tho Office Dcccpiaby, II elected His deicat
was, therefore, inevitable.
A little tbree-year old dot Of Duluth humanity who
had seen the fairy thlses sport In tho air. looko UPON
a feccy twilight cloud that o'erhuns tho west ana
after q moment oidecp rchection cxna'hru' niAi'"''
SEQ that pity sun downP-Duuth f'uagr~p"or'
This March weather Is raw but, unfortunately
not rare.
From HES rich pudding many plumb
The ice map pincks In summer,
But in the winter time he kn,ck-
Les down TO who's plumber.
Huntington Free Press.
since he has become member of the Democratic
State Committee, Mr.. william steinway is finding that
such honors have their drawbacks Tho politicians
say no may be grand, square and upright, hi'e his
panos but what they want to know is, whether no
will do anything for the boys.
An exchange wants TO know why 1t Is, with so
many negroes dying, nobody ever secs black gho;.
It is for tho same reason that, WIN so many VIII
people dying nobody sees white gh0st-tNorriS-
Town Herald.
q
religious crank has hung up the sign, =" Prepare to
Meet thy Cod
Tramp trarnp tramp, the months are Marching;
Cheer up comrades. Spring Will come,
And bobeai h the budding trees
We shall each the bugs and bees,
Tum-ti- tum IT. until tum Il tum- tun
--(Plttsburg Chronicle.
Tho wealthicst knight Of Pythas lodge in the world
"a said to DO 1.-Two Oak Lodge, of Oakland. Ca us
membership Is 800 and The aggregate wealth runs
high in the millions. Its treasury represents between
ST. soc, 900 and g., 100000 All furniture used In tho
lodge Is covered with morocco. ono OF the aged
members recently died, bequeahng the lodge 100000
and his widow who did not long survive him, willed
the lodge 100000.
When ANYBODY asks you what the last thing
payed at tho Union Square The afro, say you don
know, but don't add, What was 1t p II you do you
will be told it NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Transcript
The Rubber Trust stretch its credit
Inc Sugar Trust Is sweet on Its members.
The Nan Trust ha, been driven homo ny the Ham
mer Trust
The OIL Trust greases the wheels of lts own machin
cry.
The Reaper Trust ia having good harvest
Tho Cattle Trust get on without watering
The Hog Trust "squoals" 1t does not want
the earth, only to root In 1t.
Tho Tobacco Trust elbows up competitors, smokes
them out and leaves nothing OF them
The great Cleveland Trust exisB only In the I'M
aginaton of "The Times" and "The Evening Post"
Nice Cmafe.-Land agent You can't do bettor
than to come out TO our town ~ locate"
How about the climatel 7"
simply wonderful. italian skies and balmy winds
and all that sort Of thing: Never have such storms
as you are accustomed to-" ,,ono ,,ont,s
@Whcre Is Brigsby, who went out there six months
agoi' ,,. ,o,o
World.
yoIspuk IS certainly spreading. correspondent
reports that "Tford feever" Is very prevalent In
Pennsylvania town
Bookishness Lieutenant Boxer-Im ordered to
Morocco Miss ElsOn- We're likely to have trouble
there, you know.
ured.
Lieutenant Boxer-I'n try not to.
Miss Elson-I would. Just think how RIDICULOUS
you'd look bound In Morocco.-(1idIits.
DR.. McGlynn evidently wants the biggest piece Of
the Anti Poverty pie himself and there isn't enough
to go all round.
society for the prevention Of cruelty to pianos
would be- Instrumental In doing much good. One
goat charm about tho entert ainmcnts OF tho Men
delssohn Quntette Club OF Boston Is that no plano
Is punished or asked to chip In during tho concert
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