The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-04-26
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= There are $4,000 -four mills int
United States.
- The latest figures chow that Sth
are 16,447,690 sunday.school scholars
the world.
x Girls should be sweet, like cand
and candy should be pure, like gil
There's combination that is combil
ton.
Woman suffrage in Kansas is q as]
cess. An Atchison woman is conduct
restaurant, while her husband wasf
the Dishes"
"A worn.out society belle is like
maple sugar. 1t has certain kind
sweetness, but has to be laid on the sh
when the new crop comes out.
Dealing in egg futures is the late
speculating craze in New York. Sever
thousand dozens have been sold for ne3
January delivery at % cents per dozei
= There is young man ina wester
city who ASSERTS that he lives on s25
q week. This is great deal bettertha1
living on his folks, as SO many young
men do.
"A Swiss manufacturer has jus
invented watch for the blind, on the
dial of which the hours are indicated byz'
twelve projecting pegs, one Of which
sinks every hour.
= An Iowa man is on trial at
buque for selling watermelons last SUD
mer with bottles of whisky concealed i1<
them. There is great deal of hopeless
depravity in Iowa.
Women may usurp the places
usually filled by men in business life
but there is one position they will never;
be able 10 fill: A woman would be a.
failure as husbandI e I !.
Now that General Greeley has made
the bold prediction that the three hottest
days of the summer will be between the
18th and..17th Of July, it is in order to-
lay in stock of coal and keep our over
coats in easy reach. When these weather
scientists make q positive prediction
everybody knows just what to do.
= Mr.. and Mrs. Jonathan Thayer, of
South Braitrue, Mass, had their golden
wedding 10 years ago end are still living.
Mr.. Thayer has voted for every Demo-
cratic presidential candidate since 1920.
Mrs. Thayer is also good Democrat. IT.
is wonderful how the Lord does bleass
these genuine old Democrats. ~ '
"A Texas man named Chamberlain,
who was bitten by nad wolf some time
ago, has become wild and has fed to the
woods. he was last seen near the Cape
Sallo ranch, where several vaqueros chas-s
ed and tried to lasso him without effect.
1t is reported that he appeared near the
Asadore ranch, entered and seizing g..
year.old child. of Manuel Cantu, BIT and
tore it to pieces.
= George Gull, of DallansbuTg, ~
when boy of seven years of age, meno.
rized and repeated 1900 verses Of the
Bible. His memory was 80 strong and
retentive that he could after hearing as
sermon preached, repeat it verbatim.
This wonderfully receptive and powerful s
ly retentive memory seems not to have
been Georges only gift. Later in life be-
was sent to State Prison for horse stealing.
= Miss Mary White left Georgetown,
Tenn, on the 18th inst, bound for Wash.
ington Territory to marry man shes
never saw. Through the agency Of
mutual friends a correspondence was
brought about which ended in an engage
ment. The gentleman sent Miss White
check for sl0o to pay. her expenses; and
without hesitation she started across the
continent, where a husband and home
await her.
= The rumor is generally current that
Secretary Bayard is to marry Mrs. Fols9
the mother.in.law of President CleEl
If this is true, the Secretary Of State will
become the father.in.law of the Preaide2
and the step.father of the President'a
wife. Thus Mr.. Bayard would be Of
more intimate terms than ever with th
administration, for of course the Pfesi
dent would feel closer to his father-in-lay
than to his Secretary of State. Mr.. B9.
ard, seems, is about to become the Pq
Bah of the administration.
The argument thst the marria
relation is conducive to longevity, whileI
he OF she who obstinately maintains thd
single state, will not round out q life d
happiness and years, is somewhat Weak
ened by the case Of Miss Mary DAILY, WI
expired in New Jersey recently. MI
Daily was 1O1 years Of age, had swo
derful memory, and was Of 9 most sun
temperament She WAS thorough
independent, and stated that shas
never met a man whom she regard
with sufficient intensity to justify