Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-02-10


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getting ahead when Ma !.
heart Boston Cotif
How MosKErs ~ lssht i u
title of IN article going - round,
Girls Who marly dudss r 3 tsll q
Texas S!tstsgs. u; vi q
Fl II u raid TINT truth dWolls y u.
bottom Of s we'll; but then miiknes
never get quite q II dpw1S q Sthak =
Boston Courier.
sTHE world 10 growing bsttst every day,
And honest mon abound, I s0lns s6ple a..
But still the Anest appiss q ~ szols :
Whom packed In barrels. sosaehok ~ "a toa
Boston COsyiss.
@PRornssoR, = said ! graduate tryai,
70 Be- pathetic s. parting, 81 IN i.
EFdebted to you for Ill i know. ss IN
do not mention such ! tribe \ ~ u,
NOT very Aattsring reply
BAcKsL1DE JoHNsnNo, being @ nsa,.
sighted mist akss the sweAt hercock a.
fugitive from The chick sn.toosk
Yer needn' \ roost 50 high chicken. i
amt goin' TO touch yer. To reio'm,ds 4
GENrLElfAEI don't Ike % payI yor
for the job, Uncle RAstus. Till il y done
You might 60 back On ma Uncls
Rastus earnestly } Deed won't boss,
deed I won't Ise white Il Z = cullud,
-Neac York Sun.
a New ENaLAND parson announced
to his congregation on s recent Sun.
day: @You will b sorry 20 hear that
the little church 81 Jonesville i once
more tossed upon the waves, ) sheep
without . shepherd. /" CArjsJtass Ad.
UocaR
You've Gentleman So, then, if5 You
know Of young lady who q good.
looking, young, rich, and amiAble
Agent (interrupting him How, me To-
tell yen, sir, all that suficssms %, make
four matches with l-Paris Journal
x4nlslsasst.
"ARE you the head waiter?" asked d
hotel patron Of 5 pompous individual
who was posing near the dining room
door. Well, sir, I serve IN that O.
pacity; but my Official title. Il you
please, i dining-room superint endent'
Hotel Mail.
E BRIDE Oh, mammal Ive bean
cruelty betrayed, and / wish I wers|
deadl Mother What's wrong, aaurs!I
Bride -Augustus is VILLAIN Hes
been married before Mother How
do yoa know? Bride Why, hs boo|
hoo he know that my hustle wasn't
baseball mask - As-cold Record
"D1D she have .rawhide when shs(
assaulted you?D asked his Honor Of d
meek gentleman who accused his vifsl
Of assault with intent to kill no
your Honor" said the poor man. feel
ing Of himself tenderly, I'm the ons|
that had the raw hide; IS fact, you.|
Honor, I have il still. = Bntao|
Courier.
*WouLD you believe il, : she gurgledl
while I was bathing in The sea ths|
other morning nasty crab fastened
itself on my toe. Quite an intslli-|
gent crab. I should think, !. her loyss|
replied. Intelligent Why do you
think 500" Because Il knew how I'd
catch on toia nice thing. Then she
blushed. and whom he attempted I'd
take 9 kiss she made scarcely any re
sistance. Boston Courier.
his SOLO.
Perhaps you did not know II,
But I'm an opera singer,
And on my notes and words.
dearly love to Iii in -er.
I'll give you some examples
Ofhow to them cling, ss.sg
And then you'l not deny
That my mission Is to tinz.f
Twas on pleasant da-aa-aa-aa-aa-aOA-ay
Chat word was meant for sdsyO
That to ono did tel q tale Of lo-oo-oooo-o-ov,
tThat word is love- they say.J
She looked at me and smiled with eyes q
brightly gle-ee ming tng-in Ing,
And whispered words 30 sweet Thought InusI
be dre-ee-ee-ming ing ling ing
She said to me: 4Oh, Ere -se.se-ee-ee-s-ed1
tmy name you see, is Fred,)
Ell de
claret
I've been 80 long about II Two forgotten VI.
she said. HUI Fl
1--Ttd-Bits
AN:IHGENlOJs B1REMAM
a writer in the Firefad,s's Heral
tells how an ingenious Virginia fireman
made q nice-looking hall lamp ont Of !,