Mohave County miner., 1888-03-10
Current Notes.

4 Cupid is always shooting and forever
making Mrs.--Newton tKan) Republican.
A Chicago boy displays this legend
"The Truth Spoken Here"
/ An Albany girl had the hide Of her de.
ceased pug dog tanned and uses ii as q
rug to stand upon when out on tho ice.
A Chicago practical joker has been
lined u 600 for kicking mans feet from
under him while be was leaning against .
counter. ~.
A merchant at sanlersvillc, Ga, sold
$4,000 worth Of goods on time and has
collected all but 80 OF the amount.
Bears, panthers, wolves and wildcats
still infest Desoto couaty, Fla, and dur.
ing December sl49 was paid In bountics
for scalps of these animals.
A loving pair who had enjoyed a court
ship Of thirty-one years were united in
wedlock at Clinton, Iowa, last week. II
Is thought that leap year hastened the
crisis.
There is in the vicinity of yaughnsville,
y. c., an infant two months old whose
mother is II, grandmother 81, grandfather
81, and great grandmother 81.
\ leap year party in Kansas had among
its guests gay bachelor OF II, escorted
by giddy maiden of 6s. They were the
liveliest of the throng.
A farmer in Accomack county, Va,
few days ago, while digging a post hole.
came upon pot full Of gold and silver
coin. II is supposed to have been buried
by Tory who went TO England at the
outbreak OF the revolution.
Doctor, surveying his nGwly.papcrcd
othcc: This is a very bad job OF paper
hanging; very poor job, SIR" Paper
hanger: "I'll have to admit, Doctor,
that tho job isn't first-class. Unfortu-
nately, We paper-hangers have no way OF
burying our poor jobs. Drift.
Society Girl--sTamma, Mr.. De Pension
has asked me TO marry him, and told
him / would refer the matter TO You.
Mamma--ls he rich, daughter? Daugh.
ter-No, mamma, he has only 5000 q
year. Mamma-Well, daughter, handle
him carefully; $1,000 is q good deal more
now than it was at the beginning OF the
season. n.--Washington Critic. 80.
A sharp young Bohemian girl at Cedar
Rapids, Iowa, did rushing business by
going through one Of the principal resi-.
dence streets and delivering small lots Of
sauerkraut to each house, telling the
ladies that their husbands had ordered il
and that the price was only quarter.
Finally she struck widow and her game
was up. Now she is under arrest for OBJ !
tanning money under false prctcnses.a
The term "globe -trotterp is considered |
disrespectful by writer In the Atlantic, |
who says class Of travellers has received |
this designation "for no apparent reason |
except that their route Of exploration en,.
brices the whole circuit OF the earth |
instead Of being confined to limited |
section thereof. What there is about
this to justify the application Of an spi-
thct intended to he offensive have never
been able to understand" -s |
He: "The fact is, doctor, can't sleep
o nights, have pain in my chest, and
my stomach is all wrong" Doctor feel.
ing his pnlse): "What is your business.
sir?" He: II am broker and mem.
Der of the New York Stock" Doctor:
Never mind the balancs / understand
your case thoroughly. Here, take this
tslips dollar into his hand), and 60 and
get something to eat. New York Indi-
Gator r"' i
Jose Lesdena, Of San Francisco, became
smitren with the charms OF Carmen Silva,
a young widow. During one Of his visits
he grew jealous OF an old portrait OF
Garments former husband, and asked her
to remove 1t from it's place on the wall.
The lady declined compliance with the
request, whereupon Lasdena cut the pic.
ture out of the frame. The court has
given him the option Of paying 800 down
or serving in the county jail for 100 days
at the rate Of 81 per day. -
Photographs by magnesium light is a
favorite method with many amateur pho
and sometimes the results are
excellent. An amateur who has been
usually successful coniesses that he has
been unable up tc the present time 10
take photograph OF his cat that in any
way does justice to that beautiful beast
His bird has produced fine picture, but
lie faculty has cat possesses Of eeeing in
the dark makes good photograph i'm
possible. As SOON as tie gaa is turned
of the cat becomes nervous, aud when
the magnesium light flashes out, with
cry OF fright che dashes out OF tho focus
and disappears. ... ...-a
a Philadelphia minister tells q good
story Of the first marriage ceremony he
perfotmed. Il forgot TO make out tho
certificate, and year or so
found the woman who had
become the wife on that occasion waiting
ior me at my home in company with
man. How do You do, Mrs. Blankp
said. 4 am not Mrs. Blank any longer