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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29
UNCLE SETH ON MARRIAGE.


I've lived twoscore nv years in peace with my
good wife SOpbrony,
An now see the papers is denouncin matri.
mony;
They say merrgo is failure-but guess they
haint been mcrried,
Them editor old batchelders should be killed
OF an buried!
so merrigc is q failure, heys Sous, journalistic
searcher
Blmeby will publish TO the world the cussed-
ness of virchcr!
wy don't they say the human race hcz failed
an missed its mission,
An tell ms Heaven is Hades, ali true Paradise
pcrdition'
Wy, wen we were in our honeymoon. we waded
thro' the sunny,
Sweet Meddcrs OF Forgctfulness, whose brooks
we're filled with honey
ThrO' the Meddcrs ofForgetfulncss each roamed
careless rover,
An life wuz one long fragrant breth er colum-
bne an clover!
An wen the rosy baby come he give our joys
expansion
rcd star in wife blankets dropped, from God 5
celestial mansion
Told the merrige wuz failure then ye'd never
gone no furdcr.
For in the ravin's Of my wrath, I'd Jest commit.
tcu mufdcr!
Ar the twins we're like two dimeu pins to
hitch our souls together,
They Jest split sunshine thro' the house, In any
kin or weather.
So merrige is failure then-iest let me Ian
minute
wy Heaven with all its sans an tunes an
harps an things, is in Il!
wot's that's "Ain't there no rows an sich, to
break our high communin"
Dye ever sec fiddle string what never needed
tunns
Yer gether twigs mp with yer hay, an git dirt
with yer rakin',
An tears are sometimes Jest the yeast to put
into life's balin,
But after all, I tell We true man what isn't
merried.
Should walk down to the coffin shop, an hire
himself buried;
He misses all the wine er life an drinks its
muddy water,
An civilized surciety shouldn't show him any
quarter.
g " FOss In YANKEE Blade
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29
INCREASE OF NATIONAL VEAL fs4 UNDER
PROTECTION.

INCREASE OF NATIONAL VEAL zs Under
PROTECTION.
TariF Ledgye BvilcfjR.
"Mulhall, of the Royal Society of
London, in his Balance Sheet OF the
world, says, 1T would be impossible
to find parallel TO the progress Of the
United States in the last ten wears.
Every day that the sun rises upon the
American people it sees au addition
of S2,500.000 TO tho accumulation Of
wealth in the Republic, which IS equal
to one third Of the daily accumulation
Of all mankind outside Of the United
States :
Mr. Mullhall estimates the entire
wealth of Great Britain in 1882 at $40
640,000,0o0. This itso, and we have
no reason to doubt the ectness al
tho figures, shows the increase of our
National wealth, during the period Of
high Tariff. has been $3.50. 900. 000
more than the entire wealth of Great
Britain, proving that we have gained
more in National wealth, in twenty
four years of Protection, than Great
Britain has during 400 years of home
rule under Frce-Trade.
Tho debt of the United State III 1865
was ISL per capita largely due to war.
II is now less than S2S, and, including
all State debts, less than S27 per capita.
The average debt Of the commercial
and manufacturing countries of Europe
IS Ss4 per capita. The earning power
OF Sloo 10 gold coin, invested in United
States bonds of the best class, in 1861.
was 1867 per cent. per year. Now
Sloo in gold coin invested in Al Der
cent. United States bonds Is only , %
por cent per year
For fifty years prior to 1860 the gross
amount Of deposits In our savings banks
amounted to $3.50, 269, 279. From 1860
10 1855, under Protection, the amount
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

II IS very probable the Democrats
Will try 10 steal West Virginia. The
Republican majority is small being only
about loo, and the Democrats, who con
troll the polling places, arc having a
recount, which means only one thing,
a Democratic governor, legislature and
three members of the house will be de-
claired elected. The Republican Ma
tional Committee do not propose to be
counted out in this manner, aud
West Virginia will 90 before the Ma
tional Administration for dccis-
ior on its two governments, one Re.no-
crat aud one Republican.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

SEVEN men have been arrested at But
falo, N. Y, charged with manufacture
ing silver dollars aud half dollars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

Iug election in Virginia will be CON
tested by The Republican National Conn
mittee. evidence of fraud having come
to light
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

The official canvass OF the vote 81
Michigan gives Harrison a plurality Of
Y, g66. The total number Of votes cast
was 475, 200, an increase Of 1865 over
four years ago.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

GENERAL Curtis, the American par
tvs candidate for President. did not get
vote in his own town of BRIDGEPORT, CT
1t has been a cold year for for the cranks,
all around
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

WILLIAM II. has no salary as Emperor
Of Germany. But he will not starve, az
his allowance as King of Prussia, i S.
$4,000 ayear.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

THE National Fat Stock Show a
Chicago, which closed Saturday night
was an unprecedented success. The
Exhibition of dogs will be new feature
next year.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

THE Home Savings Bank, Of Norfolk
Va, failed liabilities about 1910 600
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29

The next number of The Ccnturyis to
contain Henry Ward Beecher's last
manuscript-an uncompleted paper on
his trip TO England in 1868, which he
was writing for The Century War Book
the last week of his life. The article is
SUPPLEMENTED by brief paper by the
Rev. j. NJ. Buckley, ID. d., who was an
eyewitness and heaIer of tho famous
speech which Mr. Beecher delivered in
Liverpool, in 1865, in the presence of a
bowling mob.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29
REPORTS OF GOVERNMENT CHEMISTS

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a
phosphates, T.. g. LOVE- PhD.
cit that Baking
Baking undoubtedly
offered t public. A MoTT,F
The Royal Baking Powder quality and
baking powder Of which have knowledge WN. MoMuRmm, PhD
The highest competitors
the
a
endorsement chemists physicians
o
NoTTe above DIAGRAM illustrates worth Of various Baking
Powders shown Chemical SedeI
In
calculated, the worth
Schneider Royal Baking
Powder
Of better work single trial of the Baking Powder viii
fair minded
While the diagram shows the powders comparatively
high degree
All alum powders how high avoided
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-11-29
Grant County 9etala,

Nya. B. MINER, PRoralEroR
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
The NeaC Election Lar.
Lake Hanska, March 1st 1888.
Mr.. Editor.

Nlr. Editor.
The publishers of your paper have
frequently expressed a desire to have
me contribute few items for your news
department. especially as our town once
had the reputation of being very rich in
materials of this kind, but [ never vet
had an occasion to comply with their
wishes. Not that our town is so entire.
ly devoid of enterprises, such as other
towns boast OF, oh no, stirring news is
of such frequently here, that surprise
parties, receptions and cyrstal weddings
will no longer pay as advertisements for
attracting public notice. But there is
one thing, which occurs only once a
year and that is the ''Town Election. y
This is the all absorbing topic nova
days. Candidates are running at large
all over our town and political promis-
es are raining down thick and fast
But in all this turmoil the Town Clerk
and Judges of Election are seen solemn
lyssscratching their heads. And why
this solemnity, why this scratching ?
All! the law, the law! The new elec.
ton law! Who can explain, who can
eXtricate ? Probably the makers, but
they are not here /; we are to help our
selves as best we can. The town clerk,
being already goaded to desperation by
the Laws of Vital Statistics," seem s
now beyond all hope of recovery. Al
though having tried his utmost to COM
ply with the provisions of that law he
now finds that the fines incurred during
last year would be his and everybody S
ruin, and here again appears an other
statute no less vigorous and no less
complicated. He is willing to give the
honors of his Office to who ever wants it,
only SO that he gets rid of it. I will
only refer everybody to the new election
law. Dear reader, try to read that law
and then, if you can, try mentally to
put it in practice, and you will, if YOU
succeed, soon lind yourself in a rage,
or else in an uproar of laughter No
such hap hazard work was ever before
presented to the public. Is it not high
time that we put a question or two to
our candidates for Legislative honors
before we give them our votes We
might for instance, and with sufficient
propriety, ask them: Can you read
the english language? If not, do you
understand said language if read to you
by somebody else ? We have always
supposed that a person who puts him
self up as candidate for position OF
legislative honors should be able to no.
tice any inconsistency which may ap-
pear in any bill under consideration,
but as such errors are getting to be the
rule and not the exception, it must
either be on account of incompetency
or else most culpuble neglect of duly.
For the future, the common farmer
may without hesitation and with perfect
safety put the candidates for office upon
examination in common school educa-
ton and let his vote depend on the re.
suit.
Yours truly
q A1ITNESS
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
PROBATE NOTICE.

State of Minnesota County Of Brown Sss In
Probate Court, Special Term. Feb 29th 1888.
In the Matter of the Estate of Peter Schailer
deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of JOS A. Eek
stein of New Ulm, Mimi, representing among
other things, that he is the duly appointed quail
fed acting administrator of the Estate of Peter
Schaler deceased, that he has about completed his
trust and is readyto render his account of his ad
ministration and fully settle said estate that on
or about February 1st 1888 an instrument in writ
ing purpOrtng to be the last will and testament of
said Peter Schaler deceased, was delivered to said
court; that one Rosala Schaller is named therein
as the sole executriX thereof that the place of
residence of said Rosalia Schaller is unknown, and
praying that the said instrument may be admitted
probate, and that letters of administration with
the will annexed be to him issued thereon, unless
the executriX named in said will appears on the
day of hearing hereof and accepts said trust;
1t is ordered, that the proofs of said instrument
and the said petition, be heard before this court,
at the Probate Office in said County, on Saturday
the 7th day of April A d. 1885, at 10 O'Clock in the
forenoon, when all concerned may appear and
contest the probate of said instrument;
And it is further ordered, that public notice of
the time ana place of said bearing be given to all
persons interested, by publication Gf these orders
for three eeks successfully previous to said day
printed and published at the City of New Ulm
in said County.
BY the Court.
ERNST BRANDT,
MO- (L.S.l Judge of Probate
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
Protection for the Oppressed.

Disconsolate Taylor-There is no es-
cape for the poor man - always pay,
pay, pay!
American Philanthropist - What's S
the matter noWp
T. Well, it's this way: The trade
union-ists of the Journeymen Tailors'
Union have passed a resolution to car
ry blue flag in their professions, and
fine any member who walks behind a
red banner. The Socialists in the or
ganization passed resolution to car
ry a red flag, and to fine those who
march behind blue flag S5. Now,
what can poor man dop I've got no
SIS to spare, and its a fine either way.
A. PHI tell you how to march in
any procession and not have to pay q
cent.
T.-Noble benefactor! How?
A. March behind the American
Flag!
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
The Verdict Unanimous.

W. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, Ind.
testifies: Il can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case.
One man took six bottles and was cured
OF Rheumatism of 10 years standing"
Abraham Hare, Druggist, Bellville. o.
afflrms: ''The best selling medicine
| have ever handled in my 20 years ex-
periencc, is Electric Bitters. . Thousands
of others have added their testimony.
SO that the verdict is unanimous that
Electric Bitters do cure all diseases of
the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only q
half dollar a bottle at G. L. Roos' Drug
Store. T27
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
FARM FOR SALE.

My farm Of two hundred and forty
(24O) acres situated at the northeast
end of Lake Hanska in the town of
Lake Hanska, Brown county MINI.
Consisting of one hundred and twe---..Y
Q2O) acres field all ready for the see
der. Eighty 1907 acres pasture aud
timber land thoroughly fenced with
wire and in close proximity to the lake,
and forty (40) acres of good meadow
land. a good dwelling house and all
other buildings necessary, and well at
the barn capable of supplying one
hundred head of cattle. Also a full
line of machinery TO be sold with the
farm or by themselves. For particulars
call on or address
MICHAEL DEyISE
Lake Hanska,
P. O.. Madelia, MINI
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
Excitement in Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in
the vicinity of Paris, Tex, by the re-
markable recovery of Mr.. j. 3. Corley,
who was SO helpless he could not turn
in bed, or raise his head; everybody
said he was dying of consumption. A
trial bottle of DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry was sent him. Finding relief, he
bought large bottle and box of DR..
Kings New Life Pills; by the time he
had taken two boxes of Pills and two
bottles of the Discovery. he was well
and had gained in flesh thirty-six
pounds.
Trial Bottles of this Great Discovery
or Consumption free at G. L. Roos. 2
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

eel and discharge of record all mortgages given to
secure loans upon stock of said maturing series,
proSlaed, the conditions of such mortgage have
Deen fully complied WITH and they shall also return
70 the mortgagors all papers connected with such
loans. es
Article l2.-The annual meeting of the stockhol-
ders shall be held on the first Thursday of May in
each year, commencing in the year 1889, to elect
SAD Twelve directors for the several terms as
scIlDed ano TO transact any other business of this
Corporation other stated and special meetiHgs
may De neld at such times and places the bylaws
may N prescribe. At any and all regular meetings,
the said stockholders shall have the power to mass
bylaws defining the duties of officers of this cor
poration; for the imposing of reasonable nes dues
and assessments apon its members ; regulating the
SUBSCRIPTION upon tho issue and transfer of stock
and management and investment of its funds, loans
10 tne members the general regulation of the busi-
ness OF this corporation and generally to adopt all
measures Necessary to carry out the objects OF this
corporation. Seven members shall constitute
qucfum at all meetings of the stockholders.
In witness whereof we have hereunto set our hands
and seals this Dist day of February, A. D. 1885,
SIGNATURES.
:; ". q. Heideman (seal JOS A. Eekstein (seal)
Gnas: I;[i las: stuebe seal. A. c. Ochs (seal)
William Brust seal) Jacob Klossner Jr (seal)
E. G. PAIL (seal9 VIM Hummel fseal
fIed fIaender tseal) 2. Scherer (seal)
sTATE coEIsTy OF MISSEsoTA, MI sSd5so IS.
On this 21st day of February, A. D. 1888, before
me, a Notary Public within and for said county,
personally appeared c. w. II. Heideman, Jos. A.
Eckstein, Peter Scherer, G.. L. Roos, E. g. PAIL,
William Hummel, Alexander Berghold, Fred Pfaen-
der William Brust, Jacob Klossner Jr., A. C. Ochs,
and Chas Stuebe to me known to be the persons
described in and who executed the foregoing in
strument and acknowledged that they executed
the same as their free act and deed.
WILLIAM PFAENDER,
(LSo Notary Public MINI.
OFFICE OF REGISTER DEEDS,
Brown County Minnesota.
hereby certify that the within instrument was
filed in this office for record the 21st day of Feb
ruary A. D. 1888, at o'clock P. NJ, and was duly
recorded in Book of incorporation on pages 100
to 1885,
A. J. GRINMER,
Register of Deeds.
STATE OF MINNESOTA
Department of State
l hereby certify that the within instrument was
filed for record in this Office the 23rd day of Feb
ruary A. d 1888 at o'clock P NJ, and was duly
H. MATTSON,
Secretary of State.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
The SUNNY sOUT, !.

The Chicago & North Western Rail
way Co. is now selling cheap frst-class
Excursion Tickets at very low rates to
the health and pleasure resorts of the
South. including Jacksonville and other
Florida points; New Orleans, La, and
to points in Mississippi, Alabama and
Texas.
For tickets, rates and full informa-
tion. apply to agents Chicago & North
Western Railway.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
The railroad strike inaugurated by

The railroad strike inaugurated by
the employees of the G. B. & @. Ry. as
sumes greater dimensions, and sorely
inconveniences the public, as all traffic
is more or less hindered. Passenger
trains run at irregular intervals, and
although fresh engineers have taken
the place Of the strikers, no thorough
organization exists.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

The Minnesota state Doardof health,
after fifteen years of thorough investiga.
ton, gives out that no case of Norwe.
gian leprosy ever originated in Mime.
sofa and no case of children inheriting
the disease has been discovered, nor is
the disease contagious
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
The MadeNo Republicans.

MADELIA, March AT a meeting
held to organize a Republican club the
state league platform was adopted, and
the club will perfect organization Mon
day night.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

Pete Barrett, who was found guilty
Of numbering the Minneapolis street
car driver Tollefson was sentenced by
Judge Sochren last Saturday, to pay
the penalty Of his crime with his life.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

The advent of town-meetings gives
opportunity for town organization and
occasion will be rife for the expression
of political opinion. They offer an ex-
cellent chance for the organization of
Republican clubs, and no doubt the re-
turns will swell the number of those ex-
isting already considerably.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
c.. AHLNEss.

Every yearly subscriber to T II e.
WEEKLY PIONEER PRESS, st. Paul.
will receive, free, an elegantly bound
History of the United States. Subscrip-
tion price only ST. year, and 10 cents
extra for postage on the History.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

Fad, sad in the extreme is the fate of
the Crown Prince of Germany. His
physicians give him no hope of recov-
cry and the German nation accepts the
report with sore regret.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07

Kansas, of cyclone fame, was visited
by premonitory storm last Thursday
doing considerable damage to the viii
lage of Newton and killing two persons.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
VIM. FRANK. JOHN BENTzIN.
Cottonwood Mills.

Custom grinding solicited. Will
grind wheat for ] Gone eigth) or ex-
change "a Tbs. -four, TBS. shorts and 8
lbs. bran for one bushel of wheat. Flour
and feed sold at low rates and delivered
q New Ulm free of expense.
FRANK & BENTzIN.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1888-03-07
PIONEER
Drug Store e.,
DR.. C. WESCHCKE, PROP'R
Minnesota Street,


NEW ULM, MINN.
II full and fresh stock of
drugs and a9aedicl21es; ;chOice
e2Jatnaery.7ine soaps, combs
and toilet articles, books,
stationery, cOLO2's, Vn2'2sish-
es glass putty and painters
supplies.
PIANOS, ORGANS AND
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.
PURE WINES AND IL
QUORS FOR MEDICAL USE.
Physicians prescriptions carefully
compounded atall hours of the day
and night.
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-01-11

character that the organs are rot
ten, and yet they never had a pain
nor an ache.
Chow can you know that you
have kidney disease ?"
Only by noting the general eff
teots wrought by the kidneys-pois-
oned blood in other parts of the
body. Kidney disease disguises it.
self under symptoms of common
head, lungs, skin, liver and stom-
aoh disorders.
If you notice that you are not in
as reliable health as formerly, in
any respect, then the chances are
that, though you may have no
known chronic disease, your blood
is full of uric kidney acid. Then
comes in the ounce of prevention.
Then you should use Warmers safe
cure, the only trustworthy specific
for uric acid or kidney diseases,
primary or secondary.
The most skilltul physicians can
not detect such diseases at times,
for the kidneys themselves cannot
be examined by any means which
we have at our command. Even
an analysis of the water, chemi-
cally and microscopically, reveals
nothing definite in many cases,
even when the kidneys are fairly
broken down.
Then look out for them, as dis
ease, no matter where situated, to
SO per cent, as shown by after death
examinations, has its origin in the
breaking down OF these secreting
tubes in the interior of the kid
neys.
Warmers cafe cure, as it becomes
year after year better known for it's
wonderful cures and its power over
the kidneys, has done and is doing
more to increase the average dura-
ton of life than all the physicians
known. 1t is true specific, mild
but certain, harmless but energetic
and agreeable to the taste.
Take it when sick, as a cure, and
never let month go by without
taking few bottles as a preventa-
tive, that the kidneys may be kept
in proper order, the blood pure,
that health and long life may be
your blessing"
The freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1886-18??, 1888-01-11
HOLIDAY CAROUsALs.
The Saloon, the Disgrace of
the Age and Curse Of
Civilizations.

BALTIMoRE.-Stephen Conroy in
drunken row on New Years Day
killed his aged mother with an ak.
New MARTINsvILLE.-OnM Mon
day young man, on prolonged
spree, tried to shoot himself, be-
cause a young lady refused to re-
ceive his attentions.
BARBoURsvILLE.-The town of
Barboursyille was painted red last
Saturday, and to say that the town
was rough would only be using
mild expression. 1t is certainly q
disgraceful yet sorrowful sight to
see boys of tender years staggering
along the streets beastly drunk.
This was the case in score of in
stances last week. Cor, Hunting
tom Ado.
G. & o. r. Rim a general
drunken riot on the C. & o. R. R.
on New River, during the Holidays,
Conductor Frank Atkinson and a
OOi"AON P"cpOhSOl WOIc buOt duu
severely wounded, and Con duct6r
Will Netherland was struck and
badly hurt with a stone. There
was much drunkenness and disor-
der along New River.
CHARL EsToN.-Yesterday morn
ing there were four cases for disor-
derby conduct, the fines and costs
aggregating $36. Two cases of de-
struction of public property, the
fines and costs being 1850. Three
cases of assault, the fines aggregat-
ing S44.50. George Saunders, for
selling liquor without license, was
fined $75 and costs.
This morning there were six
cases of disorderly conduct, the fines
and costs amounting to 5000; and
one case of using profane and in
decent language, fine and costs
$1,000. Star.