The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-10-17

Goethe.
THE President continues to be very
fortunate in the enemies he has made.
brooklyn Eagle.
WITH the tax off the opiuml joints"
will flourish and the unexcluded Chi
nese may be happy yet Philadelphia
Herald.
THE sugar trust is gradually running
up its prices, and every poor man in
the country must pay them.-New York
Herald.
HAVING knocked out several of the
wheat combines Old Hutch should be
invited to tackle the t-usts.-Phila-
delphia Times.
In the name OF common sense, save
the frework and parades until after
election. The issue is clearly drawn
New York Press.
Mr.. Thurman is the only man who
ever carried on handkerchief hIrta-
ton with 100000 people all at once.
-Uhicsgo Ne1VS.
reputation for shrewduess by making
insanity.-Chicago Ne,oS.
DAN Lockwood, who has always been
Grover Cleveland's nominator until
this year, nominated Governor Hill in
Buffalo. yesterday. Dams nominees
usually get there.-Washington Critic.
WE shall know in November exactly
what the Mugwump vote amounts to.
As Paddy remarked of the pig that
Jumped through SKI pane of glass,
"Begorrah, I've got your diminsions.
onyhow."-New York Graphic.
THE blessings of protection are most
beautifully shown by the Senate bill
Endorsed by the Republicans of that
bcdy. It raises the tariff on wool and
puts opium on the free list. Marvellous
consistency st. Paul DAILY Meas.
Iris greatly to DO regretted that q
drunken man at Charlottesville. Va,
should nave caused Virginia audience
to seem rude to Senator Blair by throw.
ing rotton eggs at him. That is not
dignifed polItlcs.-Roanoke (Va.) TeLe-
gram.
ALL over the land the benefciaries OF
high taxation by means of tariffs are
combining to insure, by bribery, bull
doing or trickery continuance of the
iuiquitous system under which they
have acquired vast fortunes at the ex-
pense of taxpayers and WageWorkers.-
Philadelphia Record.
IT can be stated with unquestionable
assurance that Cleveland has the con-
tidence OF the country and that he has
the respect of the country, and that IL
all his official acts he has dignified anc
adorned the high posltion.-N ashville
american.
II 0F ha No
tionai Republican committee twenty
four hours TO find out Blaine was If
New York. At least he gave no inGice-
ton that he knew the fact before thai
time. at that rate, Quay won't fine
out that he is beaten cut of his boots
till week after Observation-Disclosures
UnSOn.
The Senate bill fixes the duty on cab
bage heads al l cent each. This is {
great tribute to Warner Miller, who i!
running in New York on the ticket
with s. Van Rensselaer, Cruger, whose
ancestors raised an excellent article O
cabbage atm W Amsterdam.-Lou
Cour5ss-J Journal.
In The opinion OF the Van Burer
Graphic, Republican paper. "a major
ity of the Democrats OF Arkansa;
would go close enough to hell to singl
their eyebrows for an office" If al
Arkansas Republican was after 1T, the
Democrat would have to go that far i
be got the office. Arkansas Gazette.
THE man who has the contract fo
manufacturing yarns about the size O.
Republican majOrities this year ha(
Sunday off. Tue result was story
that Mrs Jennie Treschy of New Dur
ham, N. r.. put one of ner crack hens
into an oven and started up the fire
whereupon the hen started to laying
Boston Record.
Mr.. Cleveland's vetoes have beer
directed, not at those who were entitled
to relief. but at the cormorants. adven
turers and hypocrites who, under cove
of patriotism, attempt to swindle tn
government and despoil honest pen
sioners. If there is any ground OF
which the present administration cal
challenge criticism in preference to an