New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-07-16
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Mr. BRADLEY who founded Asbury Park and who
has made It of the most viruous and law abiding
towns In the country, finds that there are kchers Ill
tho borough The antiBradleyites seem 10 De I'M
happy because the enterpnsng founder maze money
by his experiment If he had made 1t in running
gin milla he would be of the most popular men
on the Jersey coast, especially If he had combined
heightened gambling with the liquor business
symptoms of Insanity. -wlfe-where were you
last light, John ~ ,,,, buchanan from
Wife-What in all that pouring ran'
misunderstanding, what's little rain 49,,
Wlfc-You are going TO church win me TINS
morning, aren't youi - II, w., us. ho
IIusband-What in all this rain! you must Dc
crazy 1.-THE Epoch
At fair lately held at Madison, Wis, goose was
voted the most popular dude of the town. Yes, there
is great deal of cruelty visited upon poor dumb AMI
mails out West
f. O. Young the California representative of the
sharpshooters' Union. Newark, n. j. IS Maine man,
chopped of his right hand when he was small boy
and his mother knocked his right eye out Whipping
him for getting inside of his grandfa,hers clock. lie
never travelled on railroad without an accident OF
some kind happening. lie has been mauled by Wild
ears hinged 6v bears bitten by rattlcsnakcs thrown
from broncho ponies hundred times, frozen 50 often
by urbtning and had both feet Shattered and has
been sorcd by a Durham bun Mr. Young, in modestly
relating his experience, said he was beginning TO DC
afraid that something serious mightshal pen to him
competitors and won u gold and silver medal and
numerous other prizes lie Is me n'st pi,toi saot
champion left-handed penman OF the world.-(New-
York Sunday Democrat
South African diamond Mine owncr-T have Just had
bad from the mines there was cavein, and
hundred men were killed.
FrIend-Horribe hundred men, did you sayf
"Yes and the worst of It Is that two OF them were
white men. | tell you, diamond mining Is risky
BUSINESS
store Clcrl-.l hammock missl Certainly. Here
is one warranted to sustain weight OF $50 pounds
Young Lady (sOlusl-rwO ninety let me see. John
weighs lG4 and weigh l25-hve and tours nine, with
noing to carry two ana SIS IS eight sD with nothing
ccrl..l Well that's mighty near, but euess 1t Will
do.-(Boston Courier
A recent Issue OF The Goldsboro (N c. Mercury
contains the following official notice. /" The members
of the Cleveland and Fowe Club requested by the
president, to meet at the Court House tomorrow
(rhursday) night, for the purpose Of making arrange
ments to paint the town red Friday night'
"Ycs,r he said, life IS so lonely
Z" 1t Is lonely sometimes she answered.
Wouidn't Il be sweet To have little cottage covered
with ivy and honey sucklc and rose bushes :"
And when fellow came home tired from business
hlss.'
"Y-e-o-s.,
And then the summer nights, tho windows open
the sunset just giving light enough In the COSBY palor
and-you-l mean vile at the piano singing In the
cleaning IL would be lovely
h" I-thnk-it-wOuld-bc -nice.'
" And then --n
At this point a carc-worn woman camc around tho
corner with a pair of twins IN perambulaior \
dead silence fen upon the summer air for a little
Then they changed the subcct-(San Francisco
Chronicle.
MAYBE you Think says a bachelor cynlc, "that
mothers break their hearts children who are holy
terrors But you wrong. As matter Of fact
they proud of the misdeeds OF their small children
They arc proud of terrors They arc always afraid
their children will be goody- goody milhsops. Don't
you know woman secretly likes spice Of wicked