The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1888-06-30
FACT AND FANCY.

Won Moltke says that Boulanger ''know
something
Sir Charles Dixie Is going On q tour IL
Afghanistan.
Capt Mayne Reds widow is engaged on
sketch Of his life.
Marion Crawford, the novelist Il athletic
and over six feet
Mrs Daniel Bandmann win shortly play
"Lady Macbeth"
Mrs Lille Deyereaux Blake thinks womer
would make good soldiers.
i c. P. Huntington owns more miles Of rail
road than any other man in America
Fftz Greene Halleck's poem, s.Marco Boz
Zaris, )" has been suppressed In Turkey.
Miss Rose Coghlan has the smallest foot
for her size Of any woman on the stage.
Gladstone plays the violin, but he docs 1t al
he chops down trees, By main strength.
Cardinal Manning lie preparing q magazine
article ON .sDarwin's Life and Letters"
An autographic manuscript of Burns poems
was sold recently at Sothebys for SLOTS.
Each of Worth's employees is allowed ono
dress year made up to suit themselves
|
''the brave, honest moral and frugal Nor
mons" -
Andrew Lang has been chosen lecturer
ON Natural Theology at ST. Andrews Uni
versity.
F. C. Burnand, of London Punch, has de-
cided not to come to this country on lect.
ure tour.
There's NO mystery about the Farmers
Trust. The farmers trust is In summer
boarders.
Rev. DR.. W. DeLoss Love, of Hartford,
Conn, is collecting material for history OF
the Love family.
''Ouida." who Is sixty years Of age, wears
her yellow hair flying loose, and light-colored
decollete dresses.
| The Prince of Wales has charge Of a mon
ument fund to erect memorial to the late
Col Valentine Baker.
Grace Hawthorne sends from London au
explicit denial of the story that she had mar
ried the manager, W. W. Kelly.
Miss Mollie Garfield Is said to be an excep-
tionally well informed GIRL and takes an es-
| pecial interest in scientific matters.
Horace Davis, the new President Of the
California State University, is an enthusiastic
advocate Of the higher education Of women.
"What's an amatoor, HelenW asked Rob-
bic of his elder sister II think it's person
who isn't very mature" was the wise reply.
A Denver man had been arrested for steal
ing three boxes Of cigars Of the value of
eighty three cents box. The defense will be
insanity.
''What made the tower Of Pisa lean2"
because OF the famine In the land" said
boy who got the tower confused with Joseph's
brethren.
w. o. Stoddard has added to his series OF
Olives of the Presidents" volume contain
ing biographies of Andrew Jackson and Mar
tin Van Buren,.
Cant some little boy tell me what animals
lie In wait for their foodf" said the teacher,
and little Johnny Binks piped out: ''Please.
teacher, the coal dealers"
A memorial of the late Daniel Manning has
been placed by his widow In ST. Paups Church,
Albany. 1t is a large Latin Cross Of polished
brass, appropriately inscribed.
Thomas Mast, the cartoonist, has gone into
retirement in a cottage about five miles from
his own orange and fig trees there.
Murphy moight oil Ak yez whudder it's
natheral er artificial fuz yez to be dat bow
leggeda' Artificial, Molke: oil rode up In a
bloom wan tonne an walked back"
Woman (who has given something to eat
to tramp)-"You have very awkward way
Of eating, man." Tramp-"Yes, maam, 1
guess it's cause Pm out of practice"
Algernon-"Why Charley, you seem to
have a good appetite this morning. Been
taking any exercised" Charley-'Yaz dean
bhoy, twied on fcwah new coats this mawn-
ing"
Mrs. Bascom-sThey say that Jim Simp-
kins lost all his money In Pharaoh Bank In
New York. 1 tell you, them Egyptians air a
graspln' lot The children of Israel found
that out
Clinton Scallard, the archeologist has fin
ished his studies In the land Of the Pharaohs
and will shortly return to this country. He
will, In all probability, embody the result of
his Investigations in q book.
A window from Munich has been placed in
Christ Church, Georgetown, u. c., as a
memorial to Francis Scott Key. author Of
of the original ten incorporators Of the
church
The Emperor William during his lifetime
saw disappear from the scene six Popes, eight
Emperors, ffty-two Kings, six Sultans, and
twenty-one Presidents. Four Of these are
still alive, but the remaining eighty-nine are
dead.
Life Insurance Agent-"Madam, our COM
pany has never failed to pay single claim,
and when you consider that one-slxth Of our
holders die every year, you" Madam-"So !
many diei Really can't think Of taking q |
policy; don't think 1t would be safe"
Among the cattIemen who attended the re- |
cent convention In Denver of the Information |
al Range Association was ex-senator Stephen |
W. Dorsey, who is one Of the largest cattle |
owners 10 New Mexico. His holdings of |
ranch lands at one time aggregated 104, 900 |
acres.
Webster Appleton Edgar, son of Mrs Jer-
ONE Napoleon Bonaparte by her first mar
rage, and great-grandson of Daniel Webster,
is about to marry great-granddaughte OF
Benjamin Franklin. The young lady's
mother, widow. is a clerk In the Quarter
master Generals office.
Naughty Stranger lat st. Peters gate)-
sAh there, Petel Get move on you; open
her up'' St. Peter-"Who are you, strip
Naughty stranger-'I'm from the Gale pillow
works at Albion" St Peter-"Yes, exactly;
you're the man that wants the earth. Well,
you can 90 to the devil He's got the most
of It."
Their Wedding Journey-He (mpecunious
gentleman Of leisure) -'T was sorry at being
called out yesterday and leaving you to pay
the minister. What did he ask youa" She
$4,000 year)-"He asked me who you
were" He-"Well" She-"And when I
told him, he said he didn't feel justified In
charging me more than g."
A college student was invited on Sunday to
occupy the pulpit in q little country church.
After what he considered mastery effort on
the subject of 'Lszarus and the Rich Man,"
be called on good old brother to pray, and
was somewhat electrified to hear the follow.
Ing: 20, Lordi we thank Thee that we are
not lire fhfa r0nr dasn ised hepper T,azarus