New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-11-11
dear me. what a lot Of machinery

newspaper)-Why, dear me. what a lot Of machinery
yod have in this room
PTessman-YS.
y.-And whs a big boiler you have there
Fit is bg boiler.
Wis tina the boiler you use for boiling down
your dispatches -(Boston Courier
There IS n typical man hating old maid in a Boston
boerding-houe, who has fully fifty severe
Boston winters but never mcowing SUMNER
The other da she noticed that al the napkins OF
the boarders we're put away together, and. calling
the landlord. The thus addressed him: MIR. Wind.
pudding, NUT really ask you to put my napkin
by Itself in the sideboard, when 1 through with
my breakfast | don't want It TO lie the table
with the others. because then it smells of WHISPERS
Death Of sepIivelyS-A conductor of the
Third Avenue Elevated road lay at the point Of death.
do anything for ymf Would you like taste of
wsteri' ,-
pease.n-(Puck-
Tho Boston Transcript hopes that when New
York has Christsnizd its Cinnamon, it win 60 to
work and Chrstianlie its whit" citizens. Is this
whack aimed at us because we the League
pennanti
Tioga County couple agreed not to get married.
FOR four years II Harrison ana Morton Were e5ec.eS
lcan victory are brought to light -tBinghainton Re
publican.
Manly Luck, at why Not p u, Is the MAINS
and address of correspondent Of city firm.
Last week we advised our friends 10 give the cold
shoulder to travelling theatrical company which ad-
vertised weeks engagement al Root Hog-or- Die Hail.
hs con ay sd on" mt OF osn though not before the
leiiing man; ;hc vinalr, NC Juvenile; the hist old
The kicLc" oace ana dared TO come forth IN the
Silly night and be maneled 10 pulp. Let this be
warnirg t. OTTER theatrical companies. No free
tickets left at this Office in this In fact
The Kicker" was cOoly ignored 1t will be wise In
least is dcsdhead tickets to front seats, and
We doL get EN- ne slow Is g,ng 10 prove d psa
lines and dodgers and this paper tie proper medium
10 adv ertsc in.-tArizona Kicker.
correspondent wants to know why The Herald
doesn't keep asking its famous question who Is
Harrison, anyhow" Well, perhaps 1t has found out
The practice Of running trains on the left hand track
IS being largely put in force by railroad corpora
tons throughout the United States The custom
s far View ~ the ana acaS ahead e Tse cd
has adopted this method of running its trains and the
follow the rule when they become better ac-
quanted with the praccabllity Of the syseIn-Manu-
faetufers' Gazette.
BOston's next exciting even will be the city cleo
lion in December, when eleven members OF the school
committee will be voted for.
Smith Ito defeated canddateD-You don't seem to
be so ticRled as you was Just before election.
Defeated candidate lsioomlIyl-No' maze Deen
scrached by my f1ends.-tBinghamion republican
The old-time broad brimmed, sugar-scoop Quahcrs
not dying out in Philadelphia
whilc wedding parry was waiting for squire to
perform the ceremony az Alphaeta, Ga. the groom
excused himself and fled. The bride proposed 10 nc
rrOomsman the spot. and they were married within
all hour-Mcmphis Avalan he
The Philadelphia Record sneers at the fact that
there in the Republican party great many sons
and rrandsons Of great men. If this be sin 1t is
Of The few sins of which the Democratic party Is
not guilty. and won't be until 1t raises crop Of great
men.
"Won. my love" he began. chow much do you
think you DO with today ," " On. mink go
viii be- all ! want dear" replied the WIFE betleI
take ESQ., said the generous husband. as he bangd
three $40 pieces on TIE table. Must be pretty wen
fixed, these people SAID boarder TO his neigh
Dor " Wel II doesn't always follow WpHeu the
twice week for effect, and you bet there
would lie a squea II she didn't return that money
when they got to their room. He saw you were a
hand and thought he would impress you with
his wealth. He gets S75 month salesman in a
clothing store down town and does some collecting
for the house. That the firms money lie handed
his wlfe"-San francisco Wasp
TIE fvc-cent campaign button VIII now be replaced
b. the twenty -hve-cont bOutonn.ele.
Mrs. Thurman IS glad because Allen will stay
home.
From the fact that the latest from Stanley is
nearly one year old it looks If Postmaster-i'encra
Dickinson were running the mails of the Dark Cont
nent.
generally known Add the beaten yclks Of three eggs
10 two table, pOOnfuls Of white sugar three Cloves
the rnd of half lemon and hall pint OF Imperial
Crown brandy. Pour il quar- OF new warm |
IS recon mendcd for those who live in maai al districts
and ior delicate persons before breathing ne crisp air
Client in this climate lcdical Classics
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