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Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
The Lesson Of .Unser Fritzr Case.

The Lesson Of .sUnser Fritz" Case.
The greatest doctors In Europe dom
seem to know what ails 'Unser Fritz"
Thus are the Garfield and Grant cpl
sodes repeated, and public confidence II
expert medical knowledge is agar
shaken.
The effect il q revulaion.
Since the fatal days of 1888, many OF
| the doctrines of the schoolmen concern
| ing extensive medication have beer
abandoned, and all schools of practice
are more and more relying upon old.
fashioned simple root and herb prepare.
tons and careful nursing, the only re-
liances known to ouf ancestors.
These methods and reliances ara illus
trated today in series of old fashioned
simple root and-herb preparations recent
ly given to the world by the well-known
proprietors of Warmers safe eure-prep-
arations made from formule possesse d by
many of our oldest families, and rescued
for popular use. and issued under the
happy designation of Warmers Log Cab
in Remedies.
my son." exclaimed venerable wo-
man to the writer when he was boy,
my son. your yeller and pale and weak
like lookin' your needin' good shaking
up with some sas parii'."
A jug of spring sarsaparilla waa just as
necessary in the winter supplies" of fifty
years ago as was barrel Of pork, and q
famous medical authority says that the
very general prevalence of the use of such
a preparation as Log Cabin Sarsaparilla
explains the rugged health Of our ances-
tors.
While Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla
is an excellent remedy for all seasons Of
the year. it is particularly valuable in the
spring, when the system is full of slug
gish blood and requires natural consti-
tutiopal tonic and invigorator to resist
colds and pneumonia, and the effects of
long winter. Philo M. Parsons. clerk Of
the City hotel, of Hartford, Conn.,, was
Frustrated with cold which, he says,
seemed to settle through my body. /
neglected it and the result was my blood
became impoverished and poisoned, in
dicated by infiamed eyes. / was treated
but my eyes grew worse. was obliged
to wear a shade over them. Ifeared that
| would be obliged to give up work"
Under the operation of Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla and Liver Pills" he
says, "the sore and inflamed eyes disap-
peared. My blood, l know, is in
healthier condition than it has been for
years. have much better appetite. /
shall take several more bottles for safety's
sake. Warmers Log Cabin Sarsaparilla
is a great blood purifier and most heart
lily recommend it."
A few bottles of Warmers Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla used in the family now will
save many week of sickness and many
dollar of bills. Use no other. This is
the oldest, most thoroughly tested, and
the best, is put up in the largest sarsa-
parilla bottle on the market, containing
100 doses There is no other preparation
of similar name that can equal it. The
name of its manufacturers is guarantee
of its superior worth.
While the great doctors wrangle over
the technicalities of an advanced medical
science that cannot cure disease, such
simple preparations yearly snatch millions
from untimely graves
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Valuable Recipes.

Princess Potatoes. Form cold mashed
potatoes into balls, brush them with melt
ed butter, then with beaten egg and place
them in baking pan. Bake in very
hot oven until golden brown.
Snowdrift Sauce.-Half cup of butter
beaten until white, one cup of pulverized
sugar, stirred in gradually and beaten 10
cream. Pile it on glass dish, CRATE a
little nutmeg over it and set it where it
will keep cool.
After-Thought Pudding.-One pint of
nice apple sauce sweetened to taste. The
yolks of two eggs beaten with it. Put in
buttered dish and bake ten or fifteen
minutes Beet the whites of the eggs
stiff and add half cup of fine sugar
Spread this meringue on the top and re,
turn to the oven to brown.
Meat Salad.-Chop fine one or two
pounds corned beef, then take two thirds
of cup of vinegar, one tablespoonful of
sugar and one egg. Beat all together,
and pour into frying pan and let boil,
then pour into dish to mould Serve in
slices when cold
Cocoanut Pudding.-Boil one pint of
milk with one tablespoonful of butter in
it, Pour it over small grated cocoanut.
When cool add three eggs, heated, balf a
cup of sugar and pinch of salt. Have
deep dish lined with pastry, Four the
mixture into it and bake until it is set.
Orange Sauce.-Beat together one
tablespoonful of butter and a half cup OF
powdered sugar until light, then add two
eggs, one at time, beating all the while
add the grated yellow rind and juice OF
one orange; add half pint of boiling
water, and stir over the fire half mo
ment until it thickens-no longer.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Il. .E.-...:,.aTss..:. ..l:.:sa:ss.

The head usher had finished mar
shaling his forces In the church yesti-
bule. but his brows were wrinkled and
he looked anxiously about him.
al know I've forgotten something"
he murmured, land can't think what
Il is. The flowers are all right. the
dominie's got the ring, the old man
knows where to stand TO give bel
away, the organist's primed-what the
deuce is missingp'
"Where's the bridegroom inquired
9 sympathetic spectator.
s.By Jove! that's it. Forgot to no
tify Jack. / knew there was SONS
blamed little detail had slipped my
memory -Pacs.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

| 544r
"Bat I can pay him now,p she
thought. as she stood there and watch
ed his carriage roll down the street
Just as soon as bis Office hours begin
I'll 60 there
To DR.. Falkney's great surprise, his
first patient that afternoon was Phebe
Clissold.
Doctor said she. "I've come to
pay your bill, out of money that I've
earned myself"
Have I sent It imp said he.
"No. But
.Nor do l intend to- do sol" he do
clared. "Phebe, I'm thinking of going
into partnership"
want all the old debts paid up" nodded
she.
" don't know about that. 1 am
thinking Of life partnership, Phebe-
not medical one-and the partner /
want, dear girl, is you"
1t was perhaps little vague, but
she understood it in an instant Her
cheeks flushed; her long brown eve
lashes dropped.
dearest, said he, taking her hand,
sis it to be DR.. Falkney and Wife,
Some other patients came In Just
then, and after that one look into her
hazel eyes DR.. Falkney was troubled
with no misgivings.
So Phebe's life-pfoblem was solved,
and there came an end to the sit:ner.
ant millinery" as her husband called
1t.
"But I shall always feel happier and
more independent" said sue, ..for
knowing that | am able to earn my
own living"
did any one ever doubt itp" said
DR.. Falkney.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
The Polite Burglar.

your wstch, 81. please, and yusr silver
The Pistol was at his head
b.Aud remove the gold from your pantAlcous.v
The burglar politely said.
II have no gold, !" said the awakened man,
And no watch or cash have l."
Wen. them smiled the othcr," as fastas you
You had better prepare to diel''
~ am in no hurry, the burglar said;
or shave yourself X ere YOU'RE Glled with lee
III wait In this easy-chair.
"You had better stick in the mirror rim
"A nice little food.by note.
And the cut of your burial coat.
"a nd then the directions. II 30 x,n ,,,easa
For your nhseqnies might = writ
A flowers kindly omit Hsantr'es
Nh hn rC - ms sp' OF your call to-nisht
AR WON'T wti yon nv : al letter write,
WV so leaae TO try cigars
Y an, y" .ak VOW, you're very kind indeed;
Ar your writing don't let me stop"
:. he Gaiutilv lighted the proffered weed.
VASE maintaining tho deadly drop"
F-we're slave if mo q MARE q ROD
Yet without 1t we cam live:"
fAnd the burglar indu'ging In nod,
smiled 10 the affirmative.
witt, pleasant movement the writer wrote.
when the burglar murmured, bland,
Dont you think 'twould BIO better IL your
Wore begirt with mourning bauds"
Pour fancy qnite appreciate.
For love perfection rink:
pvI noiiowe the mourning band of fate,
hHen you re writing with lilac ink!"
Then over the paper his good pen Sped
He was frightened never a bit:
Amd when he had finished lie turned and read
The burglar what he Ind writ.
And the BURGLAR made Wild grfmaoe.
Burst into fearful roar.
CURED mp Ike a barber and fol- on bis faoa
AL hsipless upon the door.
4, trust ,S,. MT Burglar. you won. fall dead
Then he poured cold water on his head
And Tanned him little bit
He stretched him out on canvas cot.
where ne laughed until no was sore;
ION. never heard such precious lot
OF beautiful jokes before!'
ne rolled about on his hands and knees
JNi nc almost broke In half.
with any man you can do as you please.
Fyou only can make him laugh.
The burglar laughed to his SILK hat brlra.
And apologiz"d then and there;
AND new umbrella was lent to him,
For mist was in the air.
Gnod-byr said the burglar; "you shall know
az our umbrella Tomorrow at four"
Gnod-Dy! goo.-byl' said the other one; "ro
1sir way, and burgle no mOrew
r.. K. AInkittrick, in Ifarner's Mapaz,na
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Deafness Can't Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is only
one way to cure deafness and that is by con
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
an infiamed condition of the mucus lining Of
the Eustachian tube When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it entirely closed deaf
ness Is the result and unless the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to Its
normai condition hearing Will be destroyed
forever; nine cases our OF zen are caused by
eatarrh, which is nothing but an infamed
condition of the mucus surfaces.
We viii give one hundred dollars for any
case OF deafness Caused by catarrhl that WI
cannot cure by taking HALLS ostarrh Cure
Send for circular free.
FIJI. CHENEY 8 CO., Toledo, o.
tH- So d by all druggists.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Circumstantial Evidence.

Epoch: Husband-Wasn't it very late
last night when young Sampson left?
Wife-Yes, very.
Husband-And Glare is not up YETI
Wife-No, poor girl, / thought I would
let her sleep.
Husband-I wonder if that young man
really intends to propose to Clara2
Wife-I think he has done so already.
I noticed this morning whenI came down
that one of the legs of the large easy
chair in the parlor was broken.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Happy Homes.

Much has been written and said about how
to make home happy. The moralist and the
preacher have hackneyed this theme until it
would seem nothing more remained to be
said. But the philosophers have gone far out
Of their way to account for the prevalence of
ill-assorted couples and unhappy homes, and
have overlooked the chief cause. Most of the
unhappiness of married life can be traced d.
rectly to these functional arrangements to
which women are subject. In nine cases out
of ten the irritable, dissatisfied and unhappy
wife is sufferer from some. "female COM
plant" A trial of DIR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription will produce more domestic nap
piness than million sermons or philosophi-
cal treatises. 1t cures all those peculiar
weaknesses and ailments incident to women
1t is the only medicine sold by druggists
under positive garantee from the manu-
facturers that it will give satisfaction IL
ever case, or money will be refunded. SEE
guarantee printed on wrapper enclosing
bottle.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Inspector Byrnes, Of the New Yorl

Inspector Byrnes, of the New York
police, states that number of our
noted cracksmen have of late been
reaping golden harvest across the
water. Two well-known thieves he
says, recently went through England.
France and Belgium and returned with
nearly 100000 in cash. He asserts
that the business is laid out for them
before they go across, and that being
unknown TO the European police. they
run over and do their work and get
away before detection can be had.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
All He Was Worth.

Life: He Gmpecunious gentleman of
leisure)-I was sorry at being called out
yesterday and leaving you to pay the
minister. What did he ask you?
She $40, 600 ayear}-He asked who
you were.
He-Well.
She-And when / told him, he said he
didn't feel justified in charging me more
than SO.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Man wantsbut little here below,


This is especially true Of purge. The av
erage man or woman does not precisely han
ker for it as rule, but when taken wishes II
to be prompt, sure aud effective. DR.. Pieree'f
Pleasant Purgative Pellets leave nothing tt
be desired in point of efficacy, and yet theil
symptoms or disagreeable after effects
Purely vegetable, perfectly harmless.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
ITCHING PILES.

| SYMPTOMS Moisture; intense itching and sting
Fling; most at night worse by scratching. If allow
ed to continue tumors form, which often bleed and
| ulcerate, becoming very sore. SWAYNE'S OINTMENT
stops the itching and bleeding heals liberation and
| in many,cases removes the tumors. II Il equally
/ eficacous in curing skin diseases. DIR. SWAYNE
| 4 SON, Proprietors, Philadelphia. SwAYNE's
OINTMENT can be obtained of druggists, Sent BY
mail for go cents.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25
Consumption surely Cured.

To the Editor =.
Please inform your readers that have q
positive remedy for the above named disease,
By Its timely use thousands Of hopeless casck
have been permanently cured. I shall be GLAD
of your readers who have consumption &
they will send me their Express or P. o.
address. Respectfully,
7. A. sLOCUM, N. c., 1s1 Pearl street, New
York.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

Jacob Sharp left his widow an estate esti
mated to be worth 1900, 900. Chief Justice
Waite left his family the richer dowry Of ar
unstained name
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

Royal Glue" Mends Everything.
Broken Chins, Glass, Furniture, Orna-
ments, Leather, etc. Everlasting tenacityl
Always liquid and ready. Free sample walls
at druggists and grocers.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

Henry s. Volkmar, at one time employed
as printer in Philadelphia, is now mayor Of
Millbalk Oak,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

-Droves Of re Gently dehornet cattle On
farms In / lii OILS re in a pitiabls condition.
Their wounds have mortified.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

Over 100 congressman have put their
names on the speakers slate for speeches on
the tariff bill
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

Nashville has seventy-eight churches,
seventy two schools and 108 saloons.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

There are only 100000 spiritualists In
this country The number Of mediums is
about LOCO 1t takes considerable Of the
circulating medium to keep the mediums cir
culating,
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

j. D. Allen & Brothers. large land an,
cattle owners at Hartland, Kas., have failed
Their liabilities are 100000.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-04-25

feel bad to think Of never seeing DIR.
Falkney's kind face again"
And for moment the faraway blue
Of the April sky glimmered through .
mist of unshed tears.
"How foolish am!' said Phebs to
herself.
And then she knocked at Mrs. Par
than's door, and asked leave to show
her the new spring shapes in hats and
bonnets.
A woman can resist anytning uut
hendgear. The fresh glistening rolls
of ribbon the box of birds wings, the
crisp roses and jonquils. the tempting
..shapes" in straw. and lace, and buck
ram, and Phebes own natural-born
skill in combining them-all these
proved irresistible TO these country
folks, and ere long Phebe had sold Out
her stock. and returned to the city
with good sum over and above hel
expenses.
This she said gleefully to herself,
II shall give to Aunt Mynton towards
the cost have been to her."
As she crossed the street towards
the dreary red brick walls of the
"Otranto Flats" where the Myntons
dwelt, someone refined up Horse, with
a quick cry Of do you want to be rur
over, ,Phebep'
She looked up. It was Dir. Falkney,
s.Oh, DOCTOR she cried radiantly,
Il have taken your prescription. and
You can't think how much good it has
done met
The doctor looked az bright As she
did herself.
II shall call to see yen tonight,
said he.
aAnother prescription cried Phsbe,
And then she remembered. with .
sudden crimsoning of the cheeks. tina
shs had not yet paid his blu,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-31
LOVE MAKING AT EASTER.

The season of Eastertide, which originally
brought thanksgiving and Joy of a religious
nature only, has come to be observed by the
younger portion of humanity as afitting time
in which to exchange friendly and even love
tokens in the ray of honhonntares and other
gifts more or less remotely related to the
feathered tribe and its products. The idea of
fabricating imitation eggs in sugar, precious
metals and choice porcelains is of COMPARE
lively recent origin. But their manufacture
has become, not only in France and Ger
many, but in New York as well, a source of
important traffic. About the beginning of
December the leading factories OF bon bons,
both abroad and in this country, begin their
preparations for Easter.
Not only are the bonbons themselves in
some degree works of art, but the bags,
baskets and boxes made to contain them are
still more SO. These latter are models of
taste aud elegance. For instance, a basket
formed of straw, satin and flowers, the bot
tom of which is covered with a lace pocket
handkerchief, as though it were simply q
graceful addition to the satin lining on which
repose the egg shaped bonbons. But this
handkerchief costs q good many dollars, and
thus some loyesick swain is enabled, when
sending a lady seemingly g few score of de-
icious bonbons, to make her a handsome
present in the most delicate possible way. A
silver egg that opens in half on touching
some mysterious spring forms a pleasing re-
| ceptacle for Il jeweied brooch, Stimulating an
Easter lily, or, If one feels SO inclined, to cele-
l brate this second New Years day, q betrothal
I rtrrx AHH. aaI"H H#e1 #.-E
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-31
THE RESURRECTION FLOWER.
Stories That Are Told of This Natur,
Wonder.

Stories That Are Told of This Natural
Wonder.
Travellers in Egypt, who profess to have
seen the genuine resurrection flower, describe
it as a little ball hanging on its fragile stem,
and resembling both in color and shape a
shrnnken poppy head. Sleeping, but not
dead, the flower is aroused by being for an
instant immersed in water and then sup
ported in an upright position. Soon the
upper fbers 3egin to stir. Slowly, yet Wis
IDLY, they unfold, until, with petals thrown
bacEsan eqEidistant order, it assumes the APP
pearance of a beautifully radiated, starry
flower, not unlike some of the asters In form.
Resting a moment, it suddenly, as though
inspired by some new impulse, throws its
very heart to the daylight, cpuying back its
petals farther still md disclosing beauties
undreamed Of even In the loneliness o. its
frut awakening.
To nay that, in general effect, Its appear
ance resembles the passion flower, is to give
but a poor description, and yet one searches
In Yain for q more fitting comparison Lack
ing entirely the strong contrasts In color of
the latter, it yet wears a haio of its own, UNI
like any other in the whole range Of floral eff.
fects.
WneE viewed through a powerful lens, onS
traveller claims the heart oil the flower,
which, to the naked eye, lies flooded in =
warm. c-clprlsss Light, assumes tina most ex-
Quixibs hidasfent huss. Ear more hsautiful
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-31

sort of a way. The good and healtbful prac.
tice of archery Has not forgotten at the
Shrove Tuesday and Easter Monday meet
ings; the reward for the best shot was Lro-
vided, in many localities, not by the guilds,
but by the bridegrooms Of the community.
The custom of distributing the "Pacen or
"Pasch" eggs, which was once almost uni
yersal among Christians, is still observed
among children the world over n by the
peasantry In certain portions of the Old
World. The boys play with these hard boiled
eggs Ike bale, throwing them into the air
or rolling them about the fields, and fire.
quently knocking them together to see which
will break first, the broken egg becoming the
property of those whose eggs remain whole.
Easter week is still the great season Mt
Rome, for Italy is Catholic If the pope is not
king. The greatest preparations ere made
for Easter Sunday, which is celebrated with
elaborate ceremonials. The day is ushered
in by the firing of cannons, and early in the
morning carriages with their eager freight
of men and women begin to roll toward st.
Peters, which is richly decorated for the
occasion, the affairs freshly ornamented and
the lights around the tomb Of st. Peter all
blazing.
On this day the pope oficiates at mass with
every imposing accessory that human inven-
ton can devise. From g hall in the palace
OF the vatican he is carried into the church,
seated in his chair, borne on the shoulders of
his officers. On his head he wears a round
gilded cap representing a triple crown, which
is supposed to signify spiritual power, tenn
poral power and q union of both. On all
sides of him are carried large fms composed
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1888-03-31

placed all over the city. Easter Sunday yyns
observed with elaborate ceremonials, the
pope officiating at mass with every imposing
accessory that could be brought TO bear in
that service.
~ churches were adorned at this season
IKE theatres, and crowds poured in to see the
sepulchers which were erected representing
the whole scene of our Sayior's en~tombment.
a general belief prevailed that the Lords
second coming would be on Easter eve, there
lore the sepulchers were watched through the
night until 8 o'clock in the morning, when
two OF the oldest monks would enter and take
out q beautiful image of the resurrection.
which was elevated before the people during
the singing of the anthem, "Christus Resur-
gems" 1t was then carried to the high altar,
and, a procession being formed, a canopy OF
velvet was borne over it by ancient GENTLE
men. They proceeded round the exterior of
the church by the light of torches, all sing
ing, rejoicing and praying, until coming
again to the high altar it was there placed to
remain until Ascension day. In many places
the monks ~personated all the characters con-
nected with the event they celebrated, and
thus rendered the scene still picturesque.
Many of the old customs of Eastertide still
linger with lis. The peasantry in certain
portions of England and Scotland, up to a
very recent date, observed the absurd Gus
tom OF ''lifting'' or ''heaving,n as it was
called.
On Easter Monday the men, carrying
chairs, went about insisting that all the
women they met should take a seat and be
lifted up three times. The performance was
accompanied with loud shouts, and the ex-
acting of a kiss for each one Of the lifters.
II accepted mode, as it seems, was for two
to lift, one on either side, and the chair,
gayly decorated, to be raised high above the
heads of the filters. 1t is further related that
any preferring were allowed to pay a forfeit
of money, instead of the kiss, before they
were let out.
On Tuesday the women took their turn,
and we read that so anxious were they to do
their full part in this ridiculous proceeding,
that they were won to guard every avenue
to the town and stop every passenger, pedes-
trian, equestrian or vehicular. 1t WIS a
crude imagination that could see any repre-
sentation in this to the resurrection of our
Savior. But as such it was intended.
Not only were the women allowed a share
in the sport of s'heaving'' or '1ifting,n but
they had their w football match in o quiet