The Red Cloud chief., 1888-11-09
MISCELLANEOUS.

'ptSA ~ HsP--t 10 si4.A-. b. -
Gni:e!..: hc;;as than ',sc o-iiaa-y ed.
- 1.~nau sfG.t-ticiaa f<--- Up
that Ea-i-nd he's car-cd the le-.h 81
10000 people = ha. w7~ouRatt;0.-
oJj,o"c0b wofJ % Ge---rioa-
-Eag.i7h Temperance s1c.e: de-
light ~ =icl hiz4r-- nefses - 1c
>o9 81 nc Pboea;=." The B-e;l--a
q lie Cocu:rice and Tt Koral
Ast.-l, siu. Oraer u 3lTs,"~
Sitting Ba!l say: $50 so sAaH
~: base caolg1 ground % og-
,sg- al rr-l n;- liu5e Wc -a.j
haze - pag taxes a-l D. poo sd
- ~ IL: ,he ~usle.ccs.
-G4- Poodle bog 70 taE.s-.. the
So ~ira-ri.co DrlDop.co. Ta- yeieDt
+. 'as Frenchrlaa whJ STAGED !; 80
IoIie: az" Che Golden Hen). s,'ca
vt- too much - p ta- brcal-r = the
La,iyes: hence The rrcs-.: na.ae-
- rhitc woman in Colombia. :. C..
w&o w. charys! with her co.o-cd
bg.baLd Win violating the law aGa.r-t
H. .c@cna,ion. 500 taa; he had
negro t!ooG in hc- veins AID occurred .
1i- gr..:ueat 81 the !ury.
" hat t. termed "a ~"-;arj.lu, de-
partGrc in the line al horse trading Is
reported from Fall River. where e cit.-
z.n Who had a mare :or sale stated
f~.an.:ly that her disposition l. :" sou
,i.a' ,ac hate, herself. aad -; be
would recommend the creature to 10
BODY uuac-IstOne1 20 hor-c-.'
An Anda!u>!Hn gruadce w. boast
in 10 pr.ace E.s,-rha1y. III great
Hungarian millionaire. that h had on
lii various c-;a.. IN Spain no i.--
than ifty thousand shcep. Al. in
desG"' SAL the Prime. We. that
:, curious coincidence. f.. hat happens
"a D just be rumt~rof my 1hspt- tt.'
-Narp,sS IoH-g fop'e.
A. a receI parachute exhibition
In Quincy arcoUau: Baldwin, fclI 100
Zee: before the parachute opened. To
bitter appreciate the awful velocity of
sIch "a heart mixing drop il should b.
noted that his hat. which wa knocacd
OF a. he east loose. was LET behind
30 feet. though i; pas>cd him a,,er the
parachute finally opened.
Translated from the French: Tel
ne" he said Ia IN. doctor. tell me
frankly. i, there any hopo?' Yes.
Fir; "a grca, deal. The statistics show
that one out Of every hundred affected
with your disease re,Ovcr.." .'Well?:'
lyon are the hundredth ! have treated
for the malady. and ] did mo-, cure one
az the nine,y-ninc o.hcrs."-SL. Louis
Magazine.
A French chef prided himself on
having AN knack 81 makinva an cmelc,te
in which could be noticed. among
other savory things. n most delicate
flavor Of onions. 1t was. however. such
q mere suspicion az u favor that his
master begged one day To he informed
how the dish WAS compounded. Said
IN. cook: ~. that il simple, monsieur:
after I've mixed the onelctte | eat a
small piece cf onion and breathe into
In. di,h."-PirsLurgh Dispatch.
The late Rev. William Jay. Of Bath.
md Andrew Fuller were driving
together. when IA bird few across the
road and 80 frightened the horse that he
ran away. Having got home withou, in
jury they were TALKING Ovcr the matter:
brother" said Mr.. Fuller. tina, was
n very awkward. d~isa"rceabie bird: il
wa. like n jan. No" was the re-
jniudcr. lit was fEi,r in the neck. tai-
lar in the body. and f.is" all over"
The bird in reality. IL they both knew.
was an owl.
He WIS IA married man. and hi.
wife WAS the head az the household.
He had Il friend who was in the same
case. only his friend was apparently
happy aud comfortable. while he was
jus, the reverse. He had lon- studied
this peculiar difference between them.
and finally he mustered up courage "a
go 10 his friend and asa him: What
il the way 10 Ice happy" h. asked.
'.when you are under q woman's
thumb?" Don't sGuirm. '-Lcwis,on
Jo1rRai
Farmer tat country school)-.'Be
you the teacher" Yes. sir" ..So il
was You that thumpcd the tar outcn my
boy Tom last nigh,?' Il did punish
unruly scholar Punish. Wal.
! should sas SO. You stamped on him |
and sluggcd him an ended by kickin'
him clear across the school yard. l. |
correct" Pretty near" Let
shake hands with You. I have TO !
u MAJ who can knock on, nv
Tom. for I'll be hanged If I can do
il. "-N.brdska State journal.
A woman with n patent button |
fastener. has been doing the towns in
Washington. says the Seattle |
Post f.teiiJe.c,r. Walking quickly
up 10 n s,aid old gent on III. street, she
will d~exterously clip a button from hi.
before he lets lOo-. III the idea
that she is going to hug him. and when
he expostula:s> she produces her but
fastener and instantly replaces the
tight and solid. or course he
buys a box q! the fasteners. and the
lady seeks another victim TO practice
her arts upon.
w hen you see . man carrying =
book bearing OH tn. cover the title.
Great Expectations" or Oar Mutual
friend" don't rush 10 the conclusion
hat he Is going Ia read Dickens. Many
II Tho dainty y,iu,u, :, LABELLED A.. 4
hollow. except ,ha, they contain a half