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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
THE WHY AND WHEREFORE.
Interesting to Gentlemen VINO Want to
Know Where to Buy an Absolutely
First-Class Cigar for Cents.

Reasons Why We sell Seanull s. Krse's Fumas
cigar:
/. 1t gives the best general satisfaction OF any
cigar ever sold.
? 1t saves time and lator. as 10 requires no
talking effort 10 aell il.
J. Because we give our customers full value
for money received.
Short the druggist, OPP. Grand Hotel.
Chas. Lambur, 80 indiana ave.
w. e. Afford. cor. Circle and Meridian.
II. c. Raffsnspereer. cor East and South.
j. G. Muller. cor. Washington and East
j. r.. Perry. I49 East Washington
Pomeroy e Huder, opp psosto6ice.
Geo. w Sloan & Co.. % w. Washington.
j. L. Barrett 299 " Mississippi.
j. D. Could col Indiana ave-
G. g. Wiess. cor Hill and Columbia ave.. and
$40 Massachusetts, ave.
Thornburg s. Allen, 100 Fort Wayne avenue
Muehl & Co, cor Seventh and Alabama
L. A. Gable. cor. Seventh and Illinois.
Jno. w. Scott cor. Illinois and Second.
w. B. Disney, Brightwood, Ind.
H. G. Pomeroy. cor. Pennsylvanls and North.
Frank II. Carter cor. Mass. ave- and ST. Clair.
John f. Johnston rs East Washington street.
Dill IL Matloek, cor. New York and Mass ave-
Vim. j. Hamilton, Ala South Meridian street.
Bernhard Brebm. Christian ave. and Ash.
II. A. Bryan, 100 Massachusetts, ave.
Frank II. Pittnan. $50 ". Vermont.
Probst & Schad. 7IS ~ Tennessee street.
Frank l.. Daugnerty. COL E. Washington st.
James II. Madden, Isl Virginia ave. and 752
E. Washington street;
OF Indianapolis.
Scott Bros, Kokomo.
Geo e. Ellis, Columbus.
Dalenbert & Co. Greenfield
II. s. Goe Anderson
Hugh Stewart, Dalevlle
And many others.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
THE BOOM IS HERE
Wide Open; Now Let 'Er Gol"-Attention. B
Men and Working Men.

make those Immediately interested and the
Closing and beginning with Monday April
Washington
business the week.
possibly benefited by
public and especially
detrment not real loss in having the
frequently
them purchase without choosng and at prices which they
have control
have been wokngman myself and and know the ex
which labor
strons enforced by the agreement here referred TO- ihe me
those in Indianapolis do they readily comply even here Many
would that only those especially engaged line Of
of
special by the gentle
me the Early Closing Association
hamlet visitors
week and find the
of business, loudly
show
oe the city with the gravity of closed doors
that stated
West Washington reet-Hats and Mems
all who desire avail them
willing all hours wait them they
being perfectly satisfied with the arrangements
Respectfully, p. j. K ELLEEIHES.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
NATURAL GAS.

Indianapolis has it. Soon everybody
in Indianapolis will have it. Goodbye
to coalsmoke aud CRIME Dirty walls
can be cleaned, and the '.housc- beautiful
made the sshouse-sweet-and-cl We
aid you with an array OF Wall Paper that
we feel sure will suit all tastes and pock-
et-books We exercise as much discretion
for the walls of cottage as a mansion;
use our taste as conscientiously on
low-priced as on high-priced goods. We
have selected them all with equal care
Visit our Wall Paper Department. Il
occupies an entire floor to itself, where
our elevator will take you, and your in
spection is cordially invited.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01

polling places on Monday next. No doubt =
considerable sum Of mcnsv can be raised by the
appointme of financial COMMITTEES in each
precinct, during that day. to be used IN the
purchase and setting ont Ct trees 10 the parks
and other public grounds Of ths city, in addition
TO securing promises of private donation OF
trees and otherwise perfectinE organizations for
the proper observance Of the day.
Proper committees should be selected, TO be
present at the polls all dav. A number OF gem
temen have volunteered to visit the polling
places to speak aud otherwise assist the pre-
cinct committees during TIE day.
c, S. DENNY. Mayor.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
A Navel Rastar IdAa.

The effect of carpets displayed In connection
with lavish exhibit Of the most beautiful
Towers is an Easter fancy to be seen only in
Messengers great show-windows, corner of
Washington and Delaware streets. There is
royal showing OF spring styles in carpets Of the
richest varieties.
Those contemplating earpeting their houses
will do well 20 go TO this establishments early
on Monday morning and have choice in this fine
rse, -ction. AL goods sold for cash or on easy
terms at MESSENGERS.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01

apoiis.
q 20 ms that Saturday,
as Arbor day IN this
ye the suggestion, and
souncil and Board Of AL
emsrs now on foop 10
Is least, by makizg a
. q Rnslia sPri v
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01

ELECTRIC light and natural gas must eventu-
ally boom this city and the first merchant to
take advantage of the same is Newgarden, the
Occidental uilliner, whoss busy little store op-
posite the transfer car will hereafter burn cleo
TIRE light in day time. until o'clock at night
and he claims that he match ribbons. silks.
velyets. feathers. flowers and all kinds of milii-
merry goods batter than BIZ daylight.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01

Don't Buy Until You See
The "Alaska" Hardwood Refrigerators; antique
finish: produces better results with less ice than
any other. Also have full line IN & d. wrought
steel Ranges Call and see send for circular.
VIM Fl. BENNETT 81 Son, 80 8. Meridian IT.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
Por tha Mnltituda.

have just received ffty-one cases OF spring
hats. and If the multitude can't be suited with
hats at my establisnslsnt they are indeed hard
to please. as these h = range in price from %
cents to 49,
No such large stock Of sp1see hats ever before
came to an Indianapolis retailer
Fact BxNBERGER-
10 East Washing ton strsct.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
For rent. Room and Power. R. R ROUSE

SPECIAL attention is called to the lovers of a
fine smoke to try the tC'orinA" It's the best all
Havans cigar in the market-nine different
sizes. Sold only by Lonis g. Descnler. Bates
House and Occidental cigar stands
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
enrinO Stvlex.

An elegant line of Gents Shoes in French calf.
kangaroo and Dongola, in all the new style toes,
Just received G. FRIEDGEN,
81 N. Pennsylvania et, Etna Building.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1888-04-01
RUNNER lElannals.

For beautiful summer fanne1s made up into
tasteful and comfortable shirts go TO Paul
Krause.
For dress shirts go TO Paul Krauss.
For the largest and cheapest variety OF neck
wear, imported English and French goods, all
the novelties, go to Paul Krauss.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
The Old Lady Caught Him.

A patrolman who was going ur
Macomb street the other night was
joined by a resident of that street who
was on his way home. II When the two
reached the house it was nearly mid
night. and the citizen sjokingly said:
II guess ! can get in without the
old lady hearing me. Some wives are
mighty particular, you know
He passed around to the side door
with q key in his hand, but in about d
minute the officer heard terrible yell,
followed BY shouts for help. Alexander
window was thrown up and head
thrust out and the officer asked what
was the matter. ssssE& .aa
oh. nothing much" answered !
woman's voice; & Il wanted to know
just what time he got home tonight,
and so set a steel-trap on the door.
step. / think it caught him. You can
go on about your business and I'll &c
down and let him ii. ]" !. sEssssG
The officer obey1ed the suggestion
and was heard to say as he promen.
AIDED his beat: 80 7 2 $
1t beats all how many pointers a
teller can pick up after ten o'clock q,
night" Detroit Free Press
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Thick soles ana fresh Air.

Hafpef's Bazar Il you.do not try Is
make Yourself look as pretty as YOU
can you neglect one o. your duties. It
IS worth while to make the most Of all
the good looks you possess; but that
dose not mean that you should reyel in
powder and purchased bloom, OF spend
hours In frivolous decoration. To have
q clear skin remmember that you must
havs good health, and to have good
health and a rosy complexion you must
wear thick-soled Shoes aed spend q,
part OF every day out-of-doors.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Face Powder,

Y you use powder Of any kind on
the face never 60 to bed without wash
ing it off. Sanitary reasons us well. as
cleanliness require this. To keep your
skin from roughening, find BY tria
what kind of soap suits you best, and
nse no other. Frequent changes of soap
are bad for the complexion. Beware Of
/ those which are highly scented; as a
general thing they are Of poor quality,
the scent being used to destroy the
oder Of the other ingredients used.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
WONDER.

= "oN1eoA tsT%
wonder II editors ever
Find comfort, content and calm
In dreaming that their subscribers
Are blessed with AN open palmY
<wonder IL editors ever
See visions Of crowns OF fame
Else out OF tho lamplight's flicker <
For their eager hands to claimf
wonder ii editors ever anss
Get rich, like other men
Who CLEAN in different meadows ~.
And use different pent
lwonder II editors ever
Are happy as others are
Who walk.in golden garden
Under silvery start
Iwonder II editors ever = r.
Lay down their pencil or pen
And wish, In the midnight silence,
They need not be used againi
awonder Il editors ever, - ."
Or ever writer, penned e
line for which he was sorry,
Whether OF foeman or friends
H.. &
Go roaming in bowers OF blissi
I'm sure II they do, their footsteps
Are In other worlds than this,
~ b. Pabor. In National Editorial yoaraalist
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
IN arch April May

Are the monthsin which to purify the blood, forat
no other season is the body susceptible to benefit
from medicine. The peculiar purifying and reviv-
arc needed to expel disease and fortfy the system
against the facilitating effects OF mild weather.
Every year Increases the popularity of HOODS sar.
sapatia for it just what people need at this sea-
son. 1t Is the ideal spring medicine. II you have
never tried 10. do So az 81 81 G5fy k1sts,sE-,
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

Hoods sarsaparilla isprepafed from sarsapariiia.
Dandelion, Mandrake. Dock. Juniper Berries. and
peculiar manner as to derive the full medicinal,
value of each. It WIN cure, when In the powerof
medicine scrofula salt rheum sores, boils pimples
all humors, dyspepsia biliousness; sick headache:
Indigestion, general debility catarrh, rheumatism
kidney and liver complaints. Itovercomes that az
tfttne tired feeling and
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Hoods SarsapariIla

"For many months suffered greatly. MY whole
system seemed to be entirely run down, my ambi-
tion was gone had pains in my back. and feeling
Of lassitude which could not throw of. was
treated unsuccessfully for kidney trouble. de-
.termined to try. Hoods Sarsaparilla. Before the
Arst bottle was taken can candidly say was re-
Aeved. Ihave used the medicine OFF and on ever
since. and recommend it for kidney or liver COM
plants" MRS. W. n. sTRANG, 1897 Atlantic Avenue,
BroOklyn. N y z4esss3=3 49, - ES;
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Purifies the Blood

q "Seven years ago. while my little boy was playin4
in the yard he was bitten by spider. The poison
entered his blood, and sores soon broke out about
his body. Several times VIC succeeded in healing
the sores up, but in spite of all ne could do they
would soon break out again. Finally we tried
Hoods Sarsaparila, and he took bottle and one
third Of another. when the sores disappeared. he
has not sore spot on him now, and consider him
perfectly cured" WIN. n. B. WARD. Downinston.
Penn.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Exceeding Wise

A certain wiseacre ct old has said that
the whole life of.man is but ono mistake.
Be this as it may, there is no doubt that
the man 81 K or well, who pu his trust in
Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters makes no mis-
take and shows himself to he exceeding
wise. Try it. All genuine boar the sigma
ture of J. T. Allen, st. Paul, MINI.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

READ advertisement of Blue Grass Region
elsewhere in this paper 81
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

An object OF charity-to do good, Of
course -1sxas. Sitti.gx a.. 49,.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

3. The man who INDUCES in ..horns'' may be
expected to 60 on a t0ot-Ottaaua Bee.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

EVERY lady should read advertisement OF
Natl Medical Dispensing Co., in this paper.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

worn out" run down. debilitated
teachers. milliners; dressmakers, seam
stresses, "shop-girls" housekeepers, nurs-
ing mothers, and feeble women generally,
DR.. Pierce's FavOrite Prescription IL the
greatest earthly boon, being unequaled as
an appetizing cordial and restorative tonic.
It promotes digestion and assimilation OF
!: food, cures nausea, weakness of stomach,
Indigestion, bloating and eructations Of gas.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

In high feather-a new bonnet at tho the.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
six Slk! and Satin Ribbons free

. privilege Of hsv-
"a few remnants Of
bbon, handyfor the.
thousand aud one
tasty and useful
purposes for which
such goods are
Nsed, an d which
they, the ladies,
use to sub advan>
Ass. To purchase
what % wsutsd at
the usual prices
such goods are
sold @r, would
create Z large hin
Of expense, sd
I Therefore debavs .
great many from
: induls!ng their
tastes In this
\ direction. ReaH1.
Nmgthats II ere
we're thousands
NySop thousands of
EtcnlnnntS Of hbs
0pns among the
large importing
houses Of America
~hIeI, thAv ,s.oa,IA
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
Hoods SarsapariIIa
100 Doses One Dollar

Sold by all druggists 81; six for S. Prepared only
BY G. 1. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries. Lowell, Mass.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
A comely figure In q woman has IT'D
charms. But it is the incomey figure that
influences the Wife.hnnter.

This il 10 express my sincere thanks for
the benefit have experienced from the use
/ of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. had severe
and aggravating cough so that could
scarcely taIk-a ter using one small tottle
Of Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup. It not only cured
my cough but streng theneds my sore chest
I take great pleasure In testifying to the
efficacy OF the Syrup and heartily recom-
mend it.
". j. WILLIAMS, Jr., u Ansor St, Char
iostOnyS c. 80
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

WHEN lovely woman stoops to folly In
these days she elevates her hustle In very
unseemly fashion.-lNep Haven Neac&
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

lg, % they imagine, one fro
stion, or prostration, anothe
lnerent, or oyer-busy doctor,
in reality, they are a
his practice ullf
delay, wrong treatment an,
10 the cause, would have, er
instead OF prolonged misery.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
AVoICE 81.
From CALIFORNIA.

IfRnM l lcnnll spasms periodical recur-
NUN Will VnnlN Of have
s.. - been using your Fayorite PIescrptioa
two blocks without the most
before had taken your fayorits Prescription two montb
leaving under the benign influence
smarter than
physans told me could not you
everlasting thanks what
for me- and may God bless you your good
Later she writes: ut years since took
vorite Prescripton had the female
trouble I had then." -.~> - --zx--#.ss-s%.s
Falls H wish to inform you that am as, as wei az
and bottle e Sp haye
do all work am able TO De on my 1eet au
tasJstss fsescripto. BIZ Dy0oisss as World
Overt Large Bo8zes 500, Sis for $500
~ ten cents stamps large illustrated
Treatise Cleo paper Diseases of Women.
Address, worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
No. 663 Main Street, buffalo, N. Z.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
100 Doses One Dollar

Sold by all druggists 81; six for S. Prepared only
by CT HOOD s. CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell Mass.
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
TREATING II
T1E WRoNG pISEASE

another from liver Or kidney disease another
prescribes his pills and potions assuming them to
disorder. The physician, ignorant of the of
medicine. like DR.. PIERcE's FAvORiTE PREsCRrpTION
polling all those distressing symptOms and institutinR
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

Mrs. e. #. MORGAN, Of n
East Boston, Mdss., says
was . dreadful sufferer fro
Having exhausted the SIX
clans, I was completely d
~~on - 4~,,al tx Ss~
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03
CURES THE
! WoRjsT Gases.

situation, unnatural suppression, prolap-
sus or falling of the womb. weak back,
female weakness" anteversion, retriever.
sion, bearing down sensations, chronic
OF the womb, Inflammation, pain and
tenderness in ovaries, accompanied with
"internal heat" -
The Progress. [volume] (White Earth, Minn.) 1886-1889, 1888-03-03

"FavOrite Pro.
ScrfptiOn0 10 q
positive cure for
the most complicated
and obstinate cases
of leucorrhea, or
- whito4 NYoo3aiv,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
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AND THRY DIDN'T KNOW IT.

Some years ago, a lady noticing neigh
Dor who was not in her seat in church one.
Sabbath, called on her return home to in :
quire what should detain so punctual an
attendant. On enterting the house she
fonnd the family busy at work. She was
surprised when her friend addressed her.
"Why, where have you been to-day, all
dressed up in your Sunday clothes?"
ITO meeting"
"IFhy, what day is itp''
sabbath day." in surprise.
"Sal, stop washing this minute Sab
bath day! Well, did not know, for my
husband has got so plagued stingy that he
won't take the paper, and we know moth
Ing. Well, who preached?"
"Mr. Andrews"
"What did he preach about2''
1T was on the death of the Savoiur.r
"Why. 10 he dead? Well, all Allentown
might be dead and we know nothing about
it, 1t won't do, we must haye newspaper
again. for everybody goes wrong without
the paper. Bill has almost forgotten his
readings; Polly has got quite mopish again,
because she has no poetry or stories to read.
Well, If we have to take cart load of po.
tatoes and onions to market, I'm resolved
to have a newspaper.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
Single Copies S Cents.
THE sEnuorR-HIs VICTIM.


The seduccr! Playing upon the most
sacred affection, he betrays innocence.
How? By its noblest faculties; by its trust /;
by its unsuspecting faith, by its honor
The victim, often and often. is not the ac-
complice so much as the sufferer, BETRAYED
by an exorcism which bewitch her noblest
affections TO become the suicide OF her yr.
tues. The betraycr, for the most intense
| seliishness, without one motive, without
one pretense of honor-by lies; by devil
isb iueglcry of fraud; by binding the eyes,
confusing the conscience, misleading the
judgment. and instiling the dew OF sorcery
upon every flower of sweet affection de
liberately, heaitlessly damns the confiding
victim. Is there one shade of good iuten-
tion, one glmmering trace of light9 Not
one. There was not the most shadowy,
trcmulous intention of honor. It was a
Sheer premeditated, wholesale ruin, from
beginning to end. The accursed sorcerer
opens the door OF the world to push her
forth. She looks out all shuddering: for
there is shame and sharp. toothed hatred
and chattering SANDER. and malignant
envy, and triuinphing jealousy, and old re-
YeDge-these are born but will not kill
Aud there Is for her want, and poverty and
gaunt famine. There is the world spread
out; she sees father and mother heartless
ly abandoning her, brothers shame. a
sisters anguish. 1t is a vision of desola-
ton; plundered home, an altar where
honor and purity and peace have been in
sidiously sacrificed TO the foul Moloch. All
is cheerless the eve, and her ear catches
the sounds of sighing and mourning, walls
and laments: and far down, at the horizon
of the vision, the murky cloud for a mo
ment lifts, and she sees the very bottom Of
infamy, the ghastliness of death, the spasm
of horrible departure, the awful thunder of
final doom, All this the trembling, be-
ira! ed creature secs through the open door
OF the future; and with voice that might
move the dead, she turns and clasps his
knees in awful agony; "Leaye mo not |!
Oh! spare me-save me cast me not
awayT Poor thing-she is dealing with a
emon!-Spare her! Save her! The pol
ished scoundrel betrayed her to abandon
her, and walks the street to boast his hell
ish deed. 1t becomes him thus, as the
wolfe, to seek out the bleeding lamb. Oh,
my soul; believe it not What sight is
that9 The dropping victim is worse used
than the internal destroyer. Heis fondled,
courted, passed from honor to honor, and
she is crushed and mangled under the in
furiated tramp of public indignation On
her mangled corpse they stand to put the
laurels on her murderer's brow. When
see such things as these, thank God there
is judgment, and that there is hell -
Henry lizard Beechar
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
ALLEGED HUmOR.

-NoTIss. John Smith, blacksmith and
barber-shop, horse shelving and shaving
done here. lox mended, hare curled, bleed
ing and tooth drawing and Farriery work.
p. S.-Ali sorts spiritus and other mott
lickers according to the kimicle act, and
llsensed to be sold OH The premises. n. B.
Take notiss-my wife keeps skule. and
takes in needle work. and polite art. and
washing reading, riting and rith-
MYTHS, and other langwltches; and as assis-
tants TO learn dancing, sewing, and mathe-
maticks and all other fashionable amuse.
ments. The above notice is hung up in an
Eastern Pennsylvania village.
Judge Jonah Jones, of Arkansaw, re-
Gently delivered the following charge to the
jury, in the case of Elm Crunch, for steal.
ing: Jury, you kin 90 out. and DOM
show your ugly mugs here until you find a
yerdict-if you can't find one OF yeur own
get the one the last jury used"
The jury retired, and after an absence Of
fifteen minutes. returned with a verdict oi
'suicide in the ninth degree and the fourth
verse"
Then Judge Jonah Jones arose and pro
nounced upon Elm Crunch this sentence
"Elim Crunch, stand up and face the mu
sic. You are found guilty of suicide fol
stealing. Now this court sentences You Il
pay fine of two shillings, to have YOU
head shaved, aud if you try to cave in th'
heads Of any of the jury, you'll catch
| thunder that's all. Your fate VIII be
warning TO others. aud in conclusion
Sheriff, bring me a pint or red rye / an
awful thirsty"
The fellow who tried to get up con
cert with the band of his hat, is the SAM
genius who few weeks ago, played upoI
the affections of an uptown lady.
Dictionary. find the following
new definitions of words in our language
not in Rebster's of course
Hard Times-Sitting on a cold grind
stone and reading the Presidents Message
Loye-A little word within itself, init
mately connected with the shovel an
tongues.
Progress of Time = A peddler goinI
through the country with clocks.
Poetry-A bottle of ink sprinkled over
sheet OF fOolseap.
Patriot-A man who has neither proper
ly or reputation to lose.
-one Dollar pays for this paper on
year, Get t.