The Arizona champion. [volume] (Peach Springs, Mohave County, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1883-1891, 1888-10-06

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ate they dock it.
Strang to say, the Prussion Diet
does not agree with many Ger
mans,
When an officer goes out TO seek
man, it has TO pick its way
through crowds.
'Do you enjoy good healthl'
"Why yes; to be snre; who doesn'ti'
sanitary News.
Coffee is said to be a good dis
infeetant, but as between the
acts deodorizer the humbel Glove is
still on top.
One curious thing about the sea
serpent is that it is always some
other man that sees it-Harper's
Bazaar.
No; marriage is not failures,
but great many married PEOPLE
are failures of the most malignant
type.
Truth told now dos not shame
the devel, but as novelty it at
tracts his observation-disclosures
Very NAM things in this world
can be moie smoother i men will
do their level best.-N. o, Picay-
une.
Perhaps the reason why the Sui
tan banished his forty cooks is be-
cause, being too many, they spoiled
his broth.
The world is not so bad as 1t is
badly painted. One straw-vote
fiend has been killed on railroad,
--Picorune.
True greatness consists, my son,
IN knowing what you want and
going for it all you know how
Boston transcript.
When you get in to into q sew
ing-machine room in a tailoring
concern you find that all the fellers
are women.--Lowell CourieE
There's a divinity that doth he 1ge
king, but put three other kings
and an ace in the same hand and
therell be no hedging.-Life.
A brass band in a Connecticut
town is giving great satisfaction.
Ten of its members have died of
since spring.-Yonkers Statesman,
Observation-Disclosures is that
pretty girl over therel" She
-"Jessie Jones" Sand who is
Shelf NY most intimate enemy"
Idea.
''Every mm," says the astute
louisville, KY, Recorder, 'hkes to
talk about himself. A good litsen-
\ or makes delightful wife"
, Tan, brown and bronze are said
10 be popular in dress and millinery.
For school boys trouser rat tan will
soon be in vogue = Workers Safes
man.
Teeth were made before knives.
why did Adam bite the applet
yiad schoolmaster to country
lad. ''Cause he had no knife,
.aid the urchin.-N. Y. Evening
World.
Happiness depends upon com
parsons. NJ. Chevruel, the French
savant; who has reached his one
hundred and third year, says
"What would | not give to be
eighty again.
Customer Ito grocer)-i want IN
pound of old cheese. Grooer-All
right, sir; I'll send it around in Eve
minutes. Customer-All right; and
let it bring couple of crackers with
tn. Y. Sun.
Quite a number of prominent cit
liens Of New York have died since
the death Of the Central Park chin
panzee, but not one OF them got as
long AN obituary notice in tho pa
pers as the ape, --Norristawn Her
aid.
Brown--Have you seen Robinson
recently, Dumleyl ! hear he has
been sick. Dumley-Yes; saw
him this morning. Brown-How Is
hel Dumley--By thunder, / forgot
to ask him. / just said, How are
you, old mani" and passed on.--
lime.
Under the Head of "Gin'ral Elk
posture" Pension Agent---So you
lost your voice during the war? Ap-
plicant--Yes sir. Pension Agent
Was it through general exposure or
the o5ult Of an ACCIDENT Applicant
--Gin'ral exposure. after I'd paid
fur my substitoot, me an Nav used
Ter sit on tie porch an sing Just
Leiore the Battle, Neither. Puck
Two boys under nineteen were
married during the last week TO two
widows aged folty-ono ana forty
nine, respectively, No one gave
the grooms away; but they are the
Widows mites, nevertheless.---Balti-
more Aamerican.
Some din er-Dlates have been
deco ated with pictures of bull
fht Nothing could be more ep-
propiate when the plate becomes
the seene # hand-to-hand struggle
between table-knike and tough
staak-N q picayune