Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-01-22

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urday, and at 1:l5 a. II. Sunday Proiesso
Huxley, chairman, wrote his report as iol
lows:
ROYAL SOCIETY, LONDON, Dec. 4, 1887
Your committee, after arduOus labor anC
great expense, fnd that, while the Teen
sOu theory of the Elevation Of Straddles
as obtained in his paper, is correct il
theory, il is sometimes dIslstrously iallac
ious in practice. One Of The experiment,
trigd by your committee was ~ follows:
The senior hand, ~ controlled Ivy me g.
Chairman, consisted before the draw Of on,
STRATUM cf ensanguired Jacks. one stratum
of queens and one accidental diamond
almost as valuable a formation az that in
stanced by Professor Thompson. Tn,
sub.senio, hard, engineered 10y Professor
TyndalI, was nearly homogeneous viii
small spades, Ire exquisite continuity Ter
miuat3ng at one end, however, in au IN.
fortunate, measly heat. T~hrjuniOr hand,
nuder tie management OF Professor spencer,
consisted hti"re 'hr dtaw, rs ne slatcs' oI
one thin stratum of deuCes, with three
suh-atrata consisting Of what neatly ap,
p''Nliuateo 'Ne m'heiat '"lisu Ne!''r.
THE COMMITTEE I%vEsT!GATING.
Professors Tyndall and Sgc1rer hayipu
entered. | followed The Thomson theory,
r~leyatiog hoth the limit. which WAS fixed
at go Professor Tyndall readily saw,
pror.ssor Sp.rrrr b,sitat,d = Iqolnc1t. but
finally C,unv,d IA me th,.r he dealt
oYc sns stratum. 70 Professor Tyndol one
and 70 himself three
Applying myself to the ,ax:d.rmi-l',
art. or removing ,h~ crticlr from my col
lection, 1 discovered that ! now had
uiple strata OF jack, resting upon doubl,
strata Of queens, quite Milling my hand.
Professor Tyraali examined his newly
acquitted stratum, AMI with evidences o.
sUpPrJ~>ed emotion, aG,a"ced fossil IVORY
to tn" yIlG. Of = TO the center.
Professor Spencer smiled, took Il pan0.
m view Of his strata, covered the fossils
with a like deposit, and to my secret de-
light added another 10 the extent Of II
shlIilDgS. promptly c"NeiGi h0th de,
posts, loP!lEg them win 'n adaitloha
III" sun inlthcf IL my pleasure FRO
lessor IynaaII elevated me ~ Ike TttIo.
o naturally feared ih4l Professor
spence would ie'i'e - ma Professor
LYMAN, VINO hSli ieG'e''en ElS HGEie-si't
ac'ioh' hu' 10 our ni"tua' satisfaction
iEoIea>"T HPS"''i' "'rI iu"N'uG 10 see 'h"l
'D'c VI ms s'''." were ''"ST VI I'D" so'
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MERELY AID TO SCIENCE.
Merely IN aid sc;,ura and in uursuanr,
81 ,Ia Thnms.n theory Tsuiin raised rIO
Th,r E.r.n contest Which now seems q
LInrr.d orF r,i,c,s dem pr,,a.so,
Trr5an Isan.I or.r ,oe protss.or Sneor,,
I.,raG orar him and ,brc,, L,ndsrrinr.
,~ To,b MIL mo-, o,Ir u,rn n,r .nIT,
fossil co,I,rrion INV nnTtcoIio ,f Cavern.
n.rt narrr and rh,rkq for half my aeon.
wrI.,;6ns in The Ta.t IpLi, Rand Lroned
nn ,Ln Ill. lrI praf.ssor T,rI,iI,s w.tc 81
VA H. ,am aIar#s,or. nnj
aln. .bT,,ons his sal rfrg siiL =
.hirt g,Ir.no9,e,e, , ,p,r,y,yn IN hi.
ra,, , s nJ on n,f, e." sa,.an m|Cr.Lli s.I
- MN Do, gnn,aa,,' rnI,,l,a,
my, I,, m'n,I ,iin on1 = t,rorar
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,;"r US, oraS ,LD Van. ,,,,rn -.
..T,s .afgrtifa ma,I, I'D =.
,'!S = = - raiI' ,iI, N .in.nr S"', or - !, :.
T p;n.T Tn' ,L.r" ,os ,",E;n., - hUt om,
! i"",'S n, 'I' ~ r,,;,n an5 s,iJ : ,ro,,Ii
s",t'7 "''" NV ~
,oor,d Of p-of. ssorT r,i,u 10 o,rod
M pr,res4,r Snercar and Professor Snop.er
locked NJ me
s,i5 VIVA sorrv f., norrc. pro,sssor
b,yher han he o,s an the Matter.
horn Lrt hat
Here Professor Tyndail smiled and
ar,o an occ 0rsL
tcars and began to count up the small
change.
Professor Spencer checked me meckly,