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Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
PHYSICIANS.
E. E HAMILTON NJ. D.

E. E HAMILTON NJ.
&sass. Eye. Ear, Nose and Throat,
WrAH&TAsA- Catarrh and fitting glasses.
TNX ExE3S2EI once Ia y. Mar. ST. Israel
~ and Myers Block
DIR. E. 7. MUNsELL'S
EYE. EAR. NO9E AND THROAT
gE -sPECTAcLES FITTED
~ Rooms and 4, No, 80 y. Main st. ls
EN-. CONKLIN. M
General practitioner Of medicine surgery, gynae-
colosy and obstetrics. Treat all chronic and private
diseases. oxygen treatment given wnen required.
once removed to ia North Main street over Kan
sas National Bank. Office nours stol2 a. NJ, to-
and Il to .. m ch'-Ui
DOCTOR kUDER,
! GERMAN PHYSICIAN. formerly Battalion Sur
geoH Of The Prqssian Army; r =, 10 years expert
second floor. room II. once hours, to L IN. 10
! & p III and 10 p N. Sims
MRS. MARY GAGE DAY, H. D.,
Once residence, IA University avenue. Ofice
| hours 10 II a. Ii. :. p a. l3i-tf
DENTISTS.
l. -, W1LSON,
Dentist. All work guaranteed frst-class: onice
i ~ E. R1gss over Barnes ds tf
WICHITA = DENTAL - INSTITUTE
CREDITOR & BUUKWALTER,
Denti,ls-Uniy $500 Tor good set Of tee ~ One
: tOJ North Ma street ll6tf
d. W. SMITH. US HouGLAND
SMITH 4 H0UGLAND,
Dentists, 20 Z Douglas avenue. Corner Law
renee. Wichita. Kan.
ARCHITECTS.
DUMONT & HAYWARD,
Architects and superintendent noo4us % and 81
ZlH4Ineriy Duiid4ne.
G. W. TERRY,
architect and SupegintenSen31; Rooms ls andN
dG6 II
". NJ. RAPP
Architect and superintendent. Room 81; Se .l
wick bu1idln, d5Z-tI
W. R. MCPHERSON,
Architect. room 70. Nv n Main ST. Wichita. Kan
ARTHUR PEABODY,
wichita d3l-d
W. i. PRoUDFooT q. W. BIRD.
PROUDF0OT & BIRD,
Architects and superintendents once in FETCH
( leimer block
MISCMI A NEOUS.
ROGERS,
The photographer Pictures in all sizes and styles
He also carries the finest assortment of picture
frames in the city. Give him friendly call and ex-
anime SAMPLES
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
FOR SALE--MISCELLANEOUS.

LNOR SALE-Pony and dog cart; pony weighs be
tween SO and ~ lbs. ana l. perfectly gentle. Just
the thing for children. L. L. LindIn1th Citizens
bank. dlG 80
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

TOR sALE-Z5U dollars paid up bank stock
II ninety cents on the dollar. Dor't answer unless
YOU have the cash, Address Hard Tines" care
carrier No. :. city. Ds
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

Depot second and Wichita street; ticket Office Z,
North Main street, +. Z. BLEChLEG.
Passenger and Ticket Agent.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

L,oR sALE-Iso postocsoe snres and set of
II bzak vault DOOR at . parEzia- AGdrs~< =
Farmer Prat-. E&a. D-n
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

"ANTED-A stock OF goods, two cows, team,
w wagon and harness. and piano Have good
property that will uit you to exchange for above.
Lloyd b. Ferrell. room g. Ferret. bldg. I0u
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
BOARDING.

vlTASTED-B oarders, at 3l6 r.. Williams. board
w with without lodging. front room FOR rent.
B@
ANTED-Boarders, excellent table board. also
w nicely furnished rooms. BIS south LArrsucs
avenue. Mrs r. Z PAFiec Bei
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

Tor sALE-2f ae bod So. r-srbss TOP. siE1as Aos
IT mattresses v s.rzst bess. rgrflss SaS n a.
t.esses = roc.sr1 % can chars. y dis3ag tAtsles
center tables. ICE hoI. safe l@r1pa &c. Apply
room 20 GzDoe.so HoieL liz
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

DOR SALE OK TRADE-For raerchandis~ or good
real estate, first mortgage Tote u 40 on y
acres Of land that sold for sto doe Il year Al )
per cent: also lDJe good cigars and farm ard city
property. vacant and IN proved east and vest want
residence close 70 business. A. J. EdssSorth, room
II. Getto book AG
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

" ANTED-A list or improved or IN improved IN
w side CITY property at bottom prices. have
buyers for Also some fine farms to trade FOR
city property. ID. W. McCalIa d Co. III Main st
DIAL W.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

TOR SALE OR TRADE-For a few days only.
IL business house and lot worth $500 one
residence worth sl.0l one business lot worth $40
ali IN the town OF Mt HOPE, Kan; good schools
and three churches Inquire Of James Daily.
county building. dl5-6u
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

NANTED-To buy railroad tickets 10 ali point .
w Highest ca price Tor all return portion Of
excursion tickets Cheap rates 10 all points. W. II
Baker & Co.. railroad ticket brokers. Lo y. Main
st. dYlf
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
TAKEN UP.

rU-AyFx rP-T-e fsi s-ssrs VIA p h~zaf "a
i EFT ale q hip HsarJ h<eves;<T. dl<<ts
rJ-AyEs rp-A s2&s - tsrs~~yssr-psf ns=ss<
L siAeH s1f Bay C~oef viii 1850 n..l ttsssz.
AL vsy esssEss al TO ulsss q Hy1rzsic -
EeilcsS ! N gurgsas l1
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

LNCR sALy-on uso1thty saT-sz;s eT srScs .e-
E0rsea zEss- 1ssztes sh->~ h9zses 'ezs 70 ar
ro0-rs .41A rsw ss6 y Gevte TAR ~ ezsy Issszr.
Q. O. y sa<-=ska- rez=s . g*sr II n ksrsss
zE4sA &alzr<x 5secE 1&& "a
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

LSOE sal K-sczse ssex. ssa~- ssssf ~yst~rs ss<s
il Rsso,s& hzkzx rsxsssk 49, Ess~ Assa.s az1 tsxs
ts~.s 81 sssYy ksrS. MAJ srsrs yrsr.s<tt 49,
I'd -. a. &c E12r.~e - y sH-.-~ kAG1f y "a.
kAS- LEx
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
FOR TRADE.

LSOR TRADEMARK a stock Of groceries or cen
IT eral merchandise. viii give IN exchange cash.
kagle ONCE. GlsH
L,oR TRADE-I6o acres fine farm 10 miles from
Ut "A iChlth Court Heuss with live stnLk and
implements. clear 70 trade for good Lia0s lndizaz
or Missouri fArm. ais1 10 TaTch. char for
Wichita property. otto soiouoHskl IL y. A4lh.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

BUTTER-Unsetrled Elgin creamery. ShE2s~
choice estern 2ssGc; fancy dairy 2S@szSc; falr to
good. Sst.Oc.
EGGS-Ear demand at sl&e2c.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
LOST.
FOR SALE or EXCHANGE

Eorso-Kry. o-zsx ca kar. ssEs ~ ca
II a. fhss oScs - a
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

E'OR TRADING bav. good farm 10 Co-isy
II Co. 30 acres well I'M proved s1e al guder teufs
worth 30 mortgage tai93s vii pat ~ SONS eask
for desirable improved wichita properly. Nsik~r
A Fielder. 70 y. 3aiB room . wichita DN
rV,O TRADE-S30 scre- lad vel In yrov-i. -
II acres In wheat all fenced and cross fenced Id r.
joining the town OF Conway Springs vii trade
ior UnincGmbersG EniUyroved inside WIGHT.
property Address william Hpcer HiEasd, l.
di5i-f
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
FOR MISCELLANEOUS.

I'OR RENT-Good ofiCes with perfect light and
i ventilation, In the sedgwick. low - per
month. Apply at Office. No ~ second noor. 7. J.
Collins. agent Es-u
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05
ATCHIsoN. TOPEKA & SANTA FE R. R.
MISSOURI PACIFIC Il. r.
GOING NORTH AND EAST.

For scott Kansas City. st,
Louis and eastern Elk. TC5 AN 50 A VI
Fort Scott Kansas City. st
Louis and eastern eX......I 2 - NJ tO5P
Conway LprinGs, Anthony
and Kiowa eX............t N45AM SCAM
Conway Springs, Anthony
and Ktowa ex... -. SPIN 4SGPM
Hutchinson. Sterling aDti
Nenesee eN-..... ........-.. l-l0 a " s-oA VI
Hutch. kauopolis. Pueblo
and Denver Elk. .......t : % NJ Is VI
All trains run daily
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-05

INoR SALLY section OF good land tree claim
i and decided quarter seli cheap IL -old In a few
days City property In Missouri 70 exchange for n
side city property. J. s. Bascser. alt L Doug az ave
i4st
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

but he who knew the heart declared most
positively that they would neither enter
the kingdom of heaven, nor suffer those
that were entering to enter.
One way by which the Scribes shut the
door of the kingdom of heaven, was by i'm
posing upon men heavy and grievous bur
dens. They required more than God re-
quires. They added to the ceremonies of
the written law the traditions of the ell
ders, which Peter declares was "a yoke
which neither our Father nor we were
able to bear" There is such a thing as
making the terms of entering the king
dom of heaven much more rigid than God
has made them. The Scribes and Phari-
sees did this. There is such a thing as
making the gospel of the ever blessed God
repulsive. Those who do this bind heavy
burdens upon mems shoulders, but they
will not move these burdens with one OF
their fingers.
No doubt the devil changes his tactics to
suit the circumstances by which he finds
his plans environed. One of the ways,
and the only one which will be, atpresent,
mentioned, by which the great arch-ene-
my of all good incites men in the present
timet to shut up the kingdom of heaven, is
by depriving the visible church OF Its
ad%aptability to the poor. This surely is
the case in many of the large churches IN
the large cities, and the tendency is in the
same direction in many of the churches
of Jesus Christ is peculiarly adapted to the
poor, and the overwhelming majority of
those who enter the kingdom of heaven
are from the poor. Not many rich men
enterthe kingdom of Jesus Christ. SHOW
hardly shall they that have riches enter
the kingdom of God," is the emphatic
declaration of Jesus Christ himself.
Whatever drives the poor from the sane
tuary, is an effort of Satan, by his emissa-
ries, to shut the kingdom of heaven against
men. To many, perhaps the majority OF
city churches, the poor sol and daughters
of toll cannot 60. The magnificent pro
portions of the house of worship with its
gaudy finish, has a tendency to repel the
poor. Then comes in, of the same charac-
ter, its pastor, with aristocratic tanners
and dress, his salary of from five to tif-
teen thousand dollars, a paid organist and
band of singers, the rich dress of the con-
gregation-all these things literally drive
the poor man and his family away. He
feels out of place in this grand temple
and among these grand people, and sur
rounded by these grand circumstances.
He goes home and concludes that the Cos
pei is for the rich and learned-for men of
leisure and women of fashion, but not for
the poor man who earns his bread by dali
ly labor. Whenever the house of God be-
comes a theater to which men and women
resort to while away the tedium of an
hour, enjoy the artistic performances and
eXhibit-the men their walking canes
and the their diamonds--the
kingdom of heaven is shut against those
who would enter, by those who will not
enter. This fact accounts for the fact
that 20 few persons in our large cities and
even in our small towns and villages, and
also In some country places, attend church.
The grand display of wealth drives the
poor away.
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G. @. PARISH.
p NEW YEAR!

our customers and all the rest of man.
kind we send greeting, wishing everybody
a happy New Year and in thus presenting the
compliments of the season we especially desire
to return our most sincere thanks for the lib
eral patronage bestowed upon our house du-
ring the year just closed, and to assure our
friends and the public generally that during
the coming year we shall more than ever strive
to merit a continuance of public confidence by
offering such inducements as to retain our old
customers and secure for our house a large
of new ones.
Our stock will be kept full and complete at
all times, and at our store you can always find
the best in Staple Dry Goods, Ladies' Dress
Goods, Hosiery, Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps,
Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods, Clothing, No
tions, Jewelry and Choice Family Groceries,
all of which will be sold at the closest prices.
My affable and accommodating statesmen,
Messrs. S. L. DAVIDSON and WILLIAM
II. COLCOCK, will be found ready at all times
to serve customers.
Some are prone to chant their praise,
Others modestly acquire fame;
Happy CAL sings nc roundelays,
But he always gets there just the same.
G. G. PARISH,
Sign of the Elephant.
January l tt
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
York County.

WHEREAs JAS; M kIRk as ri C. has ra
ton on all and singular the goods and chat
tells, rights and credits of ]. J. KIRkPAT-
RICK, late of the county aforesaid, deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and admonish all
and singular the kindred and creditors of the
said deceased, to be and appear beforem me, at our
next Probate Court for the said county, to be
holden at York Court House, on WEDNES-
DAY, 1ST DAY OF FEBRUARY, A. d., 1888,
at IL o'clock, A. NJ, to shew cause, if any, why
the said administration should not be granted.
Given under my hand and seal, this 18th day of
January, in the year Of our Lord one thou
sand eight hundred and lightweight, and in
the ll2th year of American Independence.
JAMES r. KENNEDY,
Probate Judge.
January IS 3 IT"
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VERY RAPID PRoMoTIoN.-A Dutch
man, whose son had been employed in an
insurance company's Office, was met by an
acquaintance, who inquired Well, Mr..
Schider, how is Hans getting along in his
new placer"
"shoost shplendid; he vas o off dem
directors already"
"a director! I never heard of such
rapid advancement-the young man must
bea genius" -.
Gle vas; he shoost write shplendid
handt!"
"Oh! yes, plenty of people write good
hands, but you said Hans was a director"
$50 he vas Indignantly he direct dem
circulars ten hours efery day already
Louisville COurier-J Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

THEY HAD BEEN THERE.-He was
walking to fro and in the depot, as waiting
passengers will, and his face wore an ex-
preston of peace and contentment. All
of q sudden a wave of anxiety and fear
swept over it, and he began searching his
pockets. His anxiety was so marked that
several men approached him, and as ne
continued to turn his pockets wrong side
out, one o fthe group Inquired: Have you
changed my coat an hour ago, and I left q
letter in the pocket, and-and-" "And
by this time your wife has got it?" "Y-
yesw And every man in the group spoke
in a chorus and advised him to take the
one chance in a h~undred-hire a hack
and drive back home as fast as the horses
could gallop.
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TAX RETURNS FOR 1SS7-SS.
AUDITORS OFFICE, YORK COUNTY

YoRKv1LLE, S. c., November 30, 1887.
A CCORDING to law, the TAX BOOKS OF
N YORK COUNTY, for the fiscal year COM
mencing November LIST, 1887, will be open from
JANUARY IND, 1888, UNTIL FEBRUARY
GOTH, 1883, inclusive. The Auditor will attend
at the following places and times to take the
tax returns of the several taxpayers Of York
county for the fiscal year 1887:
At Grover, Thursday, January %, 1888.
At Moore's, Friday, January n, 1888.
At Hickory Grove, Saturday, January 2S,
1888.
At Rainey's, Monday, January 80, 1888.
At Bullock's Creek, Tuesday, January 81,
1888.
At McConnellsville, Wednesday, February
l, 1888.
At Bratton's Store, Thursday, February 2,
1888.
And at Yorkville from February 3 to Feb
ruary 20, inclusive, at which time the books
will close and penalties attach to all delin-
quents.
All changes in ownership of real estate are
required to be reported at the time of making
return.
All male residents in York county, between
the ages of 81 and so, are liable to poll tax.
w. B. WILLIAMS, Auditor.
November 30 4S tt
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virtue ol WrltS OF nerl 1aclaS 10 me ul-
I'D rected, will be sold between the legal
hours Of Sheriffs sale, on the FIRST MON
DAY in
FEBRUARY NEXT,
At York Court House, the following property
to wit:
All that lot or piece of land, situated in the
town of Rock Hill, in York county, and State
of South Carolina, bounded on the South and
West by streets newly laid out on the North,
partly by Main street of Rock Hill, and by
lands Of DIR. R.. H. Hope; and on the East by
William Whyte's land, containing six and one
twentieth (6 1-2O) acres, and being the same lot
conveyed to J. P. CASTOR by Mary E. White
Levied on as the property of Up. CASTOR, at the
suit Of Rouse, Hempstone & Co. 1920
One house and lot, situated on the Pinckney
road, in the town Of Yorkville, the said lot con-
lots of w. F. Garvin, w. l.. Goforth and 9th
ers. Leyied on as the property of Narcissa
Funk, at the suit Of A. Z. Smith. ($2.10
A tract Of land situated one-and-a-half mile
east of Blacks, in said County and State, on
the waters of Jumping Branci, head waters of
brook, Jennie Wilson, the Sarah Black planta-
ton, f. NJ. Moore and the VIM. Ellis place,
containing 567 acres, more or less. Also one
other tract of land on waters Of Jumping
Branch, near Blacks Station, in said county
and State, bounded by lands Of Mrs. V. j.
Moore and the G. NJ. Green Home Place, con-
tanning so acres, more or less. Also one other
tract of land situated near Blacks Station, in
said county and State, bounded by lands of
Mrs. Frank Moore, w. F. Dye, John Whiso-
nant and others, and containing 81 acres, more
or less. Levied on as the property of c. NJ;
Green, at the suits of D. G. Mckinney and
others. $3.50
On Tuesday after the first Monday in Febru-
airy next, at the late residence of the defendant,
in Bullock's Creek township, thirty bushels Of
Corn. mora or less and f1ftv hush11S of Cotton
Seed, more or less. Levied on as the property
of Cornelia G. Carter, at the suits of S. w. Guy
and j. M. Kirkpatrick. 1890
.Gs- Terms cash, or the property to be read
vertised for resale on the next Sales-Day, at
the risk of the former purchaser. Purchaser
to pay for papers.
R. H. GLENN, S. Y. C.
,Januarv II IT
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Doctors and Hot Springs.

Hot Springs failed entirely to cure me of several
terrible, indolent running ulcers on my legs, with
which | have been troubled for many years. Several
doctors also attempted to cure me but failed. | have
used only n few bottles of b. B. B. (made at Atlanta,
Ga.,) and the effect has been truly magical, as they
have all healed and 1 am cured. 1t is worth all
medicines made for purifying the blood. This won
derfully quick cure has been effected after everything
else had failed. Your medicine Is a daisy and has
done the business for mt. l have lived here twenty
five years. My general health is also improving, aPpc-
lite and digestion good. sleep soundly and never felt
but B. B. B. has cured me. .
1t is decidedly the quickest, best and cheapest blood
purifier 1 ever used. 1t is ahead Of all others. As to
my case and its cure I refer to every merchant or pro-
fcssional man Of Pine Bluff.
A. II. MORRIS, Cotton Buyer.
Pine Bluff, Ark, May 18th, lss6.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

A WITTY FORTUNE TELLER.-Georgia
has one fortune teller who car be depend
ed on. She is a young girl, and was re-
Gently thought to be a gypsy by a widow,
er who is looking for a young wife, and
was therefore anxious to know the future.
The girl said she'd tell the past and the
future, and, having first received a good
did. Then she said: "You took off your
hat: YOU will put it back on. God loves
you, and if you don't look sharp the devil
will get YOU" The fortune teller then
walked away and left him standing, look
ing like the boy the calf ran over"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

ONE NOTCH BETTER.-As a train was
ready to leave the Central depot the other
day, a drummer, who occupied two seats,
or had prepared to, left the car to say good
bye to some one. When he returned he
found his luggage on the wood.box and
"What does this-this 'er-mean," he
demanded, as he drew himself up and took
in the situation.
Drummer, amt you ?" queried the
other.
eyes, sir"
drummer on 81, 200 a year?"
"That's my salary, sir, but what has
that to do with this case ?"
So great deal, sir. Pm a lightning-rod
man on 81, 800"
And he calmly crossed his feet and un-
folded his newspaper, while the drummer
gathered up his things and went into the
next car.-DeroI Free Press.
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CLERKS SALE.
South Carolina--York County

IN COMMON PLEAS.
James X. Good, Administrator, against j. w.
H. Good and S. c.. S. Good.
IN obedience to a Decree of Foreclosure
i made in the above entitled cause, I will ex-
pose to public sale at YORK COURT HOUSE,
on
SALES-DAY IN FEBRUARY NEXT.
A certain tract of land, situated in the County
Of York and State aforesaid, on the waters Of
Turkey Creek, containing
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY-FOUR ACRES,
more or less, adjoining lands of the estate of S.
c.. Y~oungblood, Reuben Crawford, Isabella
Sherrer and others, being the tract once owned
by j. X. Good.
TERMS OF SALE.
Half Cash balance of purchase money due
in twelve months, with interest from day of
sale, secured by a bond and mortgage. The
purchaser to have the option of paying his en-
tire bid in cash Purchaser to pay for papers.
JOS. F. WALLACE, c. c. Pts.
January4 st
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The wild ~phantoms and s~hricking cries of n WORTH
less humbug can make money by imposing upon the
credullty and ignorance of an honest public, and the
supply of this species of work seems more than an ade-
uuate demand. The enunciation of facts-facts that
have stood crucial tcsts-fac,s proven by brain force and
tangible evidence, should satisfy all laudablc enter
prises; but the execrable practice of teaching false
IDEAS and doctrines for self ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Is truly
reprehensible and should be scOrned by all classes.
When one house tells you that Iodidc of Potash Is
n poison simply because their opponents use 1t, and
because they are pandering to your ignorance, as they
suppose, you should look upon all such as arrant
frauds and their remedies as unworthy of public con-
fdence, and If those who make such assertions do
not know better, they are n set of uncnviable igno-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

WHY HE WAS SORRY FOR HER.-As a
lady entered q crowded street car the 9TH
er night, an old man holding a little boy
on his lap arose and offered his seat to her.
"Oh! no, keep your seat, thank you,"
replied the lady, land hold your boy"
"Oh /! that's different" replied the old
man, who was slightly deaf. II had to
stand up five days once myself with a boil.
I'm sorry for you," and he resumed his
seat amid the a of laughter which fol-
lowed
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1888-01-25

HEKNEw HIS DEMONSTRATIONS me-,
sir, but are you a pi~ckpocket?"
eyes, sir, I am"
81 want you to do me a favor"
"What is it ?"
81 have several thousand dollars in my
pocket, and as it will be quite late when
+ get home, I shall naturally oversleep my
self in the morning"
81 see."
"There is my card. If you will watch
my house tomorrow forenoon until you
see my wife start out with an I'm.going-a
shopping cast in her eye and will rob her
and divide with me, I'll be your friend
for life ."-CfncinnaH Enquirer.