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The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-12-16
1AMELIA COURTHoU E TRAIN.
YORk RIVER LINE

DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY
The FayOritc Route 10 baiim1
The steamers OF this line a.s m>des
beauty, elegance. and comfort.
fLeaye Richmond 80 PIN. eDd sD pm
Arrive Baltimore Arrive hlchraono
s.8Oam $50 and 1910 am.
Leave Baltimore pm.
Fare huohm nd 10 Baltimore Frat sss,
g.; second clssf. flbJ.
The York Ri ~ Line AFFORDS superior i'd
vantages to business men In enabling then. 20
leave Richmond near the close OF the days
transactions. and arrive Al baltimore early
next morning, after having enjoyed a delight
ful nights rest, free from the dues and noise OF
railway travel.
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DIEDMONT AIRLINE.

RICHMOND & DANVILLE RAILROAD.
SHORTEST AND MOST DIRECT ROUTE
TO THE SOUTH.
PULLMAN SLEEPER ON ALL NIGHT
TRAINS.
sCHEDULE IN EFFECT OCTOBER %. 1884
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TRAINS SoRrHwARD.
'DaiIy. tDaiiy tercep, sunday.

sDaily. tDaily (except sunday
srOPPt.G PLACHs.
Nos, 81 and IA make no stops. No. = ssol
only on signal az Manchester AMI C'eetes
No. u stops only on signal AZ Chester. Ccutre
liza and Manchester No. ID stops on elgnA ~
all regular stations. No. o6 stops on sigma. y
All regular stations. and AFRO az Temples sns
Port WAlthall. Nos. -, a. 8. - aad u
sill stop 81 aIi sta,Ons for pessrns'---
PULLMAN CAR SERVICE.
On Trains Nos. II and ~ sleepiug-cay o
tween New York and Tampa. fla VIA Jscb
sonville). on Trains Nos. IL and ~ sicepfne
cars between Washington and Charleston
90 Train No. y sleeping cars betwees
New York and Jacksonville. On Train 10 "
slecp.ng-cars between Washington aud Jscs
sonyillo.
THR ONLY ALL-RAILLINR TO N0kfoLs
Richmond. .sSoAu. Norfolk. 80 pm
Richmond. 'odOpm. Norfolk. p& pa
Norfolk. so AN. Richmond. u1i an.
Norfolk, $50, pm. kchmO, q, SID pm
These trsius also make close connections
for FarmVlle. LynohDurg. and south
western points and AL stations on the NorfoiA
and Western railroad. ~
Il. NJ. 5ULL1.
Superintendent
e. T. D. MYERS.
General superintendent
TN. EMERSON, General Passenger Agent
SOL HAAS. Traffic Manager. zap "
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ARRIVE RICHMOND.
s.tj nm.-MAlL daily except sunday)'
al5 am.-AglUNM NOTATION daily (e1ccp
sunday,
sIgNTTTfOhS
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DUTIES on SUGAR.

Does it not; seem a li;;Ie strange that
the Nil. bill say. nrtiing ahout reduc-
ing the ;sIilf on sugar: Not very
ion see sugar i principally . Southern
product. Nsa!ly all tie sugar muuoru-
Isis are D-aocTat-. aud sugar, one Of
the greatest nec-.s!ti-s Of lfe. has heen
le:t in tae bill to sugar the Iieduegs'
TIn,t for political relsoEs.-lLyon
Comfy Times
D1ts it not se-'n & Little strange that
a Republican editor will talk Of things
that lie EuoW- IL; ling about? Not
very. Ycg gee thu Times editor thinks
mis- assertion ALL be taken as a TACT.
without investigation. but We have the
documents TO prove the above to be
Lo.bing more than Al Of tie false H.
SUES upon ~hicL the Republican part.
hope, 10 Win IN thi. CANVASS. IIvlo a:e
the facts:
The present tariff on sugars not
ADORE No. 10 Dutch standard is one
AMI ioriy-Eundredths cents per pound;
the M:!is bill puts it a; ore aad fifteen.
hnndredir- cents per pound.
The present tariff Oh sugars above
NJ. - and not GbOve No. lG DGtc!l
STANDARD il tYo and s-ycnty-fvr-hun.
dTedihs cent, per pound; the Mills bill
puts il at tSo aud tacnty-huuhr-dths
ceut. per pound.
The present ttrif on sugnrs ntovo
No. lG aud not above No. 20 Dutch
standard is tire. cents Per pound: the
Mills bill puts it Mt two rnd twenty.
huniredths cents per pound.
The present tirin on MI sugars above
No. 20 Dutch standard il thee and
fhy-hundred,hs cents per pound; the
Mills bill pnts it n; " and eighty hun.
Dire Iths cents Ter pound.
The Lyon County Times is cautioned
10 make no insertions in reference 10
the tariff TINT il cannot back up Is
documentary evidence, otherri,e We
shnli be oblig.rl to knock them silly
az we have done wish the above senst.
loss aud utterly false squib. Take
Jackson's advice: "Be sure you me-
right, tbeu go ahead"
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4 cr tone.

4 private letter from L. +. Bremen,
receiTed to-day, brings tGe sad news Of
the death Of his mother. Mrs. Ann
BTeuIeli, at the advanced age Of ~
years. About n year ago Sir. Ir-ruen
took his mother TO Sal; Lake City. hop
ing that prore: meIics! treatment, aud n
change Of rl!mHt. would re,tore her to
health. but in spite of ali tie tender us.
sidTit!es Of kinl und loving friends she
passed peacefully away OH llst Nom
day.
The Sympstliet Of the whole COM
manly are extended 10 To:u:ay in the
great ait!iciion which he lnS sustained
in the loss Of u kind, Christian mother.
yet in his great sorIow he has the con-
ISOLATION to know that che who watched
over him in infancy, in toyhool and in
manhood with a mothers tender care.
has LETT the so-rows and cares of earth
to enjoy the fruits OF a well spent lie
in the abode Of the bIe-t.
The rcniaius were deposited III Mount
OIivet Cemetery, Salt Lake City. the
funeral services being conducted " tie
Very Reverend Bishop Sctulnu. assisted
by Reverend Flthe. CGsAaaLan, Of the
Catholic CHugch.
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to exercise civil power. IN coraiei With.
or..opposed 10. the Constitution or laws
OF this State or OF the Uui'-d 81 tes:
that 1 regard tas Constellation of tue
United States and the Isas thereof. Gnd
the Consultation and lass uf The Slate
Of Nevada. as interpreted by tie courts.
rs the supreme Law Of the Land. ,h-
doctrines or teachings OF any orirr. or
cauizaiioa or association to tic contrary
notwithstanding. So help me Col Cor
uudes the pains and penalties Of pe,-
jn'y.j"
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Scrcdn T'cnchc-r.

4 reception wts held by the de'ega-
ton Of ErvnlA teachers ut the Baldwin
Hotel o Tuesday night. of whi.h tie
Examiner says:
Addresses were made hy l. u
Brown. President Of the Uuiver ity Of
Nevada. Hon. W. G. Do, y. SITE
Superintendent. Hon. c. s. Young. y.
Il. L. Dawson. ". 5 , COMMISSIONER O!
Education. aud General Henry De
Lamar Clayton, President Of the Uni
vcIsI'y Of AlabImI. The first. portion
Of til evening was ieyut.l 70 a regular
saSeb!ash reunion. Among those PRES
ent we're cx-Sta:e S-nntIrJ d. Ham
munl, ASscmhlymau l.. r. Hale. G :
frrhlc. g. II. +. lIirlius. The Nrvat..
ladies' Sere too nam rous to mention.
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IiOLO,

..
,"' ,' ~, '"" '','"" "''''
- H..''' OH ~ 'N''' nv
"'''' N''"'"' ''"' VII DC
'h''' y"HiS "'h sept. ~, 1858. and "Ili
serve a limit Il nuauhrr Of mmic,.
DESCRIPIIpN-E,I, IA ha,,v-
80, .,l -.
''' ''''"i "'"''
P'o"" "icH ieckr h'I'y intnr ana tt!i,
good limbs aud back. Inns n form with.
on. defect, ien bright stroub rry roam
and is d]csccudnut of dnrl lo gmy stock
of thc lnrorst md lo.t ,,r,ius in ,n.
r,u,,,a S,,,..
ihp'"HA"' lou" WA sired lay dap
pie gray hlmedR No. 2,l2J. whore
weigh, vn- $500 ronnIs. His dnn
,,s pir, ~ ... y,,
49, N'."
P""""7' 'Ihh ny imported darn hnlpic
gay Lprict No. ~. weight 800
pounds. Dam of Pima wa. Halle. I.
ava. cot, ,r.i,,,,,, + . -,
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Il IN OF silver certificates is cot siantiy
Increasing. At the cir,e Of business on
Jane 80, there were outstanding $780,
li-,Gi in national bank notes. while
at tis sauic t!ua- there were 5000 S7.-
3TG in silver certificates iu circulation.
The II tioIiul bank rot.s were secured
by Si7S. $50. $50 il Gogtrnmect Louds
aud Sa3 0SI 1914 III Uuit-d S;a'es notes.
The lacks ale hl:vsed 80 per cent. III
circulation on ,,ieir bonds. which Prac-
ticn'ly makes tIe nAtionai bank notes
ia circulation Sl6G, 40. l35. or about
so. Co. 600 les tGan the silver notes in
s:rcuiutiou. The silver notes are Sc
cared 10y 4 ,niard dollars in lie treasury
vaults. aui rapidly SUPP lautiue 10th
United States notes aud national bank
.uot-- where paper money is u-ed. and
the amount Of them III circulation Mt
the c!use OF each iscal year sinsc they
were first is>nel il given NJ follows:
June 81. Amount Iune so. Amount.
1878 ...S 7.UsU4 $ 9G.I27, OH
ls19.... +li i'C.ISS5.. lUl .53g.9i6
lssO..... $50. 5Gg,IsSG.. s.. llG.225
1881 -. 39.llU. 72s!lso7.. Ii2.lls.Ol7
lsS2.... ! 500. U9Gl .Sss.. 300. 3S7, $40
iSo3.... 72,G20.G IS,
This tabl,. shys the Silver Stale.
shows that tie pfr>-''t administrator.
especially in ti.e at two years. has not
been so hostile to the silver interest ~
many sup osel. The President inns,
To "a great rNt-nt, overcome tue prriu-
dice which he cnt-,tiiuel against silver
at the beginning OF his Administration,
aud in the two years ending June 80. |
lSSS, Ala TrrnSmy Department Issued
mole silver c=It!icntts than had been
placed M circulation from the time OF
ihe rasszg- Of tie STANDARD DII'ar act
over Hayes VITO in February. 1873, up
to June 30. 1854.
Now neatly every standard dollar 10
the Treasury is r pie.eu;ed in the circu-
lation Of the county b. IA silver c%ertii- |
cate, and i: Senator Stewart can prevail
upon Congress TO pass his bill authoEiz-
ing the issu1rce OF coiu certificates 1T
the rats Of one dollar for every 1925.
grains of silver $50 five Deposited at the
GIints or assay offices of the United
States. il viii solve tie silver question, !
give the people the best paper money
ever issue in any country. aud Fracti-
rnIiy restore silver 10 its oil standard,
md prosperity to our deserted mining /
towns.
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In renlju,iing the tariff | suggest
that Il careful estimate be made Of the
amount "f surplus revenue and
thut this surrlis II" re laced in such n
mtnmrr rs t. nfIrd the greatest relief
Ia the greatest numbCr. i u. S Grants
1hiId Annual Message.
The Free Press. in syciking Of the
free t'nde policy Of England says. And
yet there arc rooplc who want Ii
county to adopt II similar comucrcinl
law VIII our contemporary please be
SD kind rs 10 name one!
Philadelphia Ileruli:-The tltifr-
taxed w~oik'ngmem stay poor while the
tariff protected monvpDiisls grow rich.
Isn't 1t about time to divide the burdens
and benefits of the tax lass? They nrc
altogether one. sided at present.
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& CoCi

cowboy walked into the Bank Of
La J"n'i, Kan. at twenty minute. pe.'
o'clock last saturday afternoon. mud
covering Hgiu, Phillips with n revolver,
ordered him to drop all the funds OF the
bank into 4 Tag lie placed on the couL.t-
er. The cashier complied with .lIcnty.
and TIE :ObLer NJ nee mounted IL horse
and escaped. The amount of the loss
is ~varion-!y estimrtel at from $4,000
to $4,000. There is no cIex to tie
TobLGr.
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What effect the veto Of the Cline e
bill will haze on the labor element at
the East has Yet to be denonstra.ed.
II may, h2weyc., be assa-cI without,
much risk that wherever ;go question
il understood the veto is no. calculated
t. make lthnrins men very enthusiastic
Hbont the Republican party."-lSan
fIGuci.co Bull tin. April IS, 1892.
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Thr Test oath.

Under Tho above head We published
yosterdty tho views nj q voter on the
uhth required oi elect 'rs by an Act OF
the Legislature. approved March o.
1887. For tho benefit If the g%onsinl
public va publish herewith tho onth
referred to. mud desiSnsIed as Section
I've Of the Act.
Every person applying to DO regis
ere J.. shall. before IA, .h4ll be entitled
to have his untmo rcgi.t"rod. take aud
subscribe TO The following oath or niFir-
t%nation. which shall he a lministorcd ry
tho R,g.stc ing agent: al d. solemmly
swear Cor nairm) that atD II citizen Of
ihe United States, that | nm Il the nSn
VI twenty.Dne yCnra. and will have
actually and not cOnsttuctiycly resided
In this State six MOUTH. and IN the
county thirty days neit preceding the
Day 81 tho next ensuing election Tor. in
case OF II muniGiI al election, such length
Of time NJ may he required 10y tho Act
OF interpretation that | nm not regis
tered elsewhere IN thts State; that am
not n bighinist Or pV!ygsmisi; that I
neither tcsch nor practice bigamy or
polygamy; that ! mn neither 4 mcTbes
0! DOR boiong b, the Church Of jesus
Christ Of tottat.Dny Hnin!s. commonly
call al the Mormon Church; that | am
not a member 81. nor belong 10 any
order. organization or association which
sanctiOnc {! tolern;e- biga,ny OF poly
sany, or plntnl or celestial marriage.
or wLioii exercises, or claims The ,igGG
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Indurntrd s'ibpc Wnrc.

The attention OF tho public is directed
TO NY new stock Of Tubs. Buckets, Bn.
sins. etc. manufactured from Iuduraiod
wood FIbrt. pressed out IN one piece,
without scnus or hoops. II Is light
spd dnrtblr. will not shrink or swell,
will not tniDl nny Kind OF liquid
and L.la fnir o. Sulcrucdc lin md wood.
op wnro. Cal aud examine 1t.
bps. IL. CinsB.
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DIED.

DUESNgy:-In Salt Lake City, Utah,
July lG. 1888, Mis-. Ann Bremen,
~ years.
SArroRp:-M tho County Hospital,
Elko, Nevada, July ~, 1888, NJ. +.
Sanord, aged ~ yohrs.
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HIurrtcI.

MASoH-liANsEs:--Jn Elko. July IL,
1888, at the reidcuce Of n. L. Gul.
degrr. by Justice l.. T.. Morgan, Sir.
Aud'cw Mason TO Nj = Carrie Mary
Hanson. all Of Eiko county. Nevada.
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siLysu CERTIFICATES.

The report Of tie Comptroller Of tbe
g rseney, isaued OH July Q. shows that
~ rireniaton o! national bank 90 is
itssdiiy dsTessing, While The eirculn
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n. y. ~GEIDAGTi,,
Agent for Ito
Empire ircucU 1fuchIn.

Empir" Fence NnchInr,
with which a substantial fcucc con bc
made on the ground very rapidly md Mt
slight cost. The machine IL light md
portable, and With 1t n fcnco can lie
made Of my kind Of ricfois with my
sized wire. from telegraph 10 No. I6.
using any number Of strands from two
10 h7c' The machine mud n Gamplc OF
its work may DO sccn NJ
LAWRENCE BaRHOWS' ShLOOS.
y cordial invitation Is extended 10 nil 10
examine Tie machine nud ito worn.
NJ. Gnidngcr,
Agent,
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NOTICE TO STAR, CLIO
YER AND RUBY VAL
LEY IiONSEM


\ full blood Standardization No.
1866.
DESCRIPTIONS Gnmb":tl j. II
hands high. - dnprlc rTny. proud srir.
iiol. IanIy stallion, Eiitt hot. weigh
now l,GI1 pounds, has fun cXproSsiyc
"yr. proud arch no'h. ,trons high buck,
high ia front, ro"i breast, broad. lat
boz " in leg and fine action.
PEnIGEE-:- @ su.hetr was sired -
Keno No. 1870. dam plclu'n SO. I.sOi,
and ga bred H. +. " Adams, Of Nor
nal, Illinois, /, recorded III Vol. ..
pnEn TO, National I;csirlcr Of FIyuch
Draft Horses,
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Following is y lis: OF letters re.
manning i'll the rosto!lice at Elho. Sat.
urday, July II, 1855:
Brighton Z II, Gihrnith DE- VI ID.
L"iii q. Martin Wilhelm.
OI!e>hy +, O'sIora Thomas.
oiirern Lean1ro. PnrIcti rielro.
Persons calling for any OF tn. abov,
letters will please say advertised"
JAS. =. SM IN L. NJ.
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y. Hyo5chnnu. proprietor of tho
B'ko brewery. hns perfected mr.
mcntS Tor the manufacture Of begr
whici, he ~gi,rrnht9c- TO be equal. II not
superior, TO Eastern beer nnl which Ia
s0ii iyuch chcnpcL Families mud
tho trade supplied iu qunuuucs 10 sal, =.
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JOINT STATEMENT
OF AUDITOR AID IEEASEREis
OS ELhO COUNTY.
For The Quarter Ending june
50. lSSS.

Fer The Quarter Ending June
50, ISSS.
STATE OF NEVADA. =.
CvaaH Of Elko. 80
AUDITORS OFFICE.
July -. lSss.
To the Honorable Beard OF Coar;y CO:amIs-
.ioErrs ot EIEo CcRa;y, Nev&IsG
G~zNTLENE>: We herewith sGbzii cEE Quar-
ie;!g Report c! ;hc FinNEcrs Of the CouEiy
fo= the quarter cnd!ar IKE ;. ISSS.
Il;-pvS;:ggy submitted:
=. VANVLECk.
Auditor.
=. ". uUi.L.
Treasurer.
RECEIT"TS FROM ALL SOURCES.
B1lan g Ia Treasury April l.isss Si3.372 -
Co.a;y flccr. account OF
fCs collected .-.-..----- ..2:- Cl
GaHliu: L:cs.se by
SsSri'............ q. .-... l.-sS %
GeE,rzl LCCrse tE
sGcEir... 1900. .--.....-. l,'@ -
P-f.,asI Property by Assr seS 81
Poll tx ny h-,es-sr rs 90
AcC't Tax Plucg,dN IL Mines
ID az
PCEsl Fia's. J. Z. G-UTts..... &c %
pcl'Ii. Tax. fut, Aai tGt'r'-t
Is>T. Ly TTe2safcE-.-.---..-. $50
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suENiAIY STATEMENT.
Sat sud O. Funds : u. .Jl -
S.HI District FTuds J.!s1 i
Rad Distract FaEls ..
SIS.l ~ ~
Ep.al F'c=lPt5...... I..TIs II
IHtL. Disbursements lS.!GT IA
Isl. IN T:oEeg-y... a3l S7G 50
C..h IN TreasI y JuIy l. .sa.tn
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1Euprixo oLrsri ~ NJ


in his editorial pew. The ind.fatignhlc
Superintendent Of the North Belle Isle,
". @, Pjce. Is at the Bay and will not
jsturn far several weeks.
Ia bis absence Sir. +. +. Conin. Of
ihe Commons cath. will have charge Of
ihs vat Interests he iens = H. hind him.
Surveyor Cntlin IL daily and bu,ily en-
prgsd IN rerierting arrangements 10
have the pipe laid from Taylor canyon
10 tbi. coming Comstork 80 thst people
viii not bs wsrnrd IN Sorsmbsr next
that III. water will be .urnei of nt =
O'Clock p. Il. owing 10 It's scarcity,
1o.m0trow sill 10 pay day and tie
result, Gao b. nnficip ,t-d ~ something
like $4,000 will bs distributed among
Tie population. Moro anon.
SAnon.
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Single Copies S Cents.

his recognition with bow that was but
slight though decidedly naughty and
passed quickly on.
Poor Robinl Ills heart rose in rrsthfpl
rebellion against the restraint so long put
upon It, and after few sirdes be turned
and followed the girl with hasty steps
Il MAS well be did so--wel for her, and
well for him. lie had all bat cveraksn
her, when she turned q corner swiftly aud
vas half way over Che crossing when. With
shouts Of warning and terror from all sides,
she bscAme aware Of runaway team dash.
ing fun upon her with mad. ungoyernad
frenzy
Like lightning fash they passed, and
Norsh who had stood helpless and power.
less in their path, found her,elf half faint
ing and trembling, safe at the side Of the
strest--ssfe, and In The protecting arms Of
Robin Grssson
Needless and futile 10 try to describe how
Jherescuo had been accomplished. He had
seen her peril, and nail4 others shrieked
he had seized the miraculous innsul that
made rescue possible and drew her cut Of
danger,
"Bly darling, how you lrsinbe! Are you
quite, quite free from harm2--uot at all
hurt?' he asked auxousiJ, after he had
waved off the curious crowd frou around
Them.
''Not the least bit hurt she said, With 4
strange quiyer Of the lips that vas not al
all caused b. fright.
"Will you not rest Ia the parkP' he
said, leading her to secluded seat
She dropped on tho b,nch gratefully,
while he stood beside her
Presently she raised to his face eyes that
were streaming with tears.
ooh, Robin, you have snatched me IRON
a terrible death You have saved my life
What can say, what can do to ahov my
grattude9'
His face was pale With feeling. his eyes
tender with the great JOY Of her escape.
He saw, however, that she must be Gained,
not excited.
"0h, my reward must be great" he ans.
wered plsyfully. 81 will accept nothing
| less than the life hsYe saved. Miss Stew.
ems, you must give me yourself NoIah,my
sweet one, will you?' and hs slipped on te
| the bench by her side
She was still quito weak What wonder
then that her head should droop upon his
shoulder, and her hand seek ha in close
and tender clasp'
Her trembling lips even received his
caress unrebuked, and when she thought II
ali over afterward, she bushingly consoled
herself with the feminine logic that It was
''all his fsultW
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OF THE RIGHT sTUFF.

QUALIFYING FOB THE HONORABLE Poslr-
ION OF BASEBALL UMPIRE.
A wiry looking man with set expression
OF countenance walked up TO haol1man
in front of Lafayette square in Buffalo
early the other morning and asked
you can call a fellow some pretty hard
names, can't youP"
Sometimes.
Swear some, s'poseP"
Yes. Once in while | swear" re-
piled the hackmsn, wondering if he had
been struck by Salvation Army recruit.
"Gtt smoking, bowling, tearing mad, rip
people up the back and make it red hot, all
around your neighborh0od, sometimes,
don't you?"
We'll, | can make it pretty uncomfor.
table for people when they don't pay for
this hack. I'm terror to snakes when
they come my way
Eyes, that's what / thought. Start in
on me-"
what do you mean9 You don't owe
me anything.
mo matter; 20 for me-"
"What shallI saw"
'"Call me anything; cal! me liar"
You're liar"
That's right; go on"
YOU'RE double barrelsd liar"
Good. Go right on,
You're an 1s-karat, stem winding, self,
cooking prevaricator.
Splendid. Keep it up
You're mulo-eared, dog g-fsced squash
headed lying whelp OF humanity"
"Tell me don't know anything"
You're fool"
Make it stronger"
You're a pimply, blubbering idiot"
"Come again"
,"You'rs crooked-neck, valley ed,
knoelz-kneed imbecile,"
"Now kick me-" said the determined
man.
"whst fors" quelied ths astonished
haekman,
mo matter; kick me. III pay you fol
IT,"
The hsekmsm kicked him.
Nov grab me by tho hair and drag ms
around four OF hYe blocks
The hackman did so.
Now rub my nose in tho dirt, tear my
coat, jump oD me and throw mo over that
fence, will you?"
His instrnc Iona having been carried out
the set-looking mau slowly dragged him
self to his feat and, wiping tas blood Of
his face and splitting the dirt OUT Of bis
mouth. gaspsd ia that the best you osr
do9"
II meyer treated msn worse In my llfe
said the hackman. 81 couldn't. But who
in the dicksas ars you, any way, and wha
dosS AL this mesns"
well, you seq, said the sst-lookin.
man, handing the hackman dollar for BIZ
trouble.
Il have jus. besa offered a position a
baseball umplrslfor the coming season
and thought before accepting it / woulC
like TO sss if had the stu1 in ma to hol,
the job guess perhaps I'll do" An,
the set-looking man limpsd slowly ava,
just as policeman, who had been inter
yieaisg peanut stand around the corner
came along and wanted to know what al
that row was about.
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The vordlct unanimous.

w. D. Salt, Druggist, Bippu. ind, tssti-
fes: 81 can recommend Electric Bitiers as
the very best remedy Every bottle sold
has given relief in every case, One man
took six bottles, and wa, cured Of Rheums-
tism Of 10 years stsnding." Abraham
Hare, druggist, Bollyillo, Ohio ai6rms"The
best selling medicine have ever handled
in my 20 years experience, is Electric Bit
ters" Thousands OF others have added their
testimony. SO that the verdict is unamious
that Electric Bitters do cure al diseases Of
the Liver, kidneys or blood. Only a half
dollar bottle at 4. ID. Thomas
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The Son Of the Compts de Paris sad
The son Of the Due ds Cbartres bavs Oh
talnsi psrlaission t. sntsr the Russian
army,
M LsroJsr has bssn slsc.sd Pls.iasnt
Of ths French ssnats.
An International soeialis, Csngrs,a
will be held IN Lsnaon in August.
"A bill has BEEN introduced ia ths Vir-
Einia Hsuss Of Delegates y sllew pension
Of $50 year ts all soldiers. marines aud
sAilsra fr0@ YigIaiA who we're disabled 81
sithsr side duFlhg ths lats WAT