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Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

end OF the fan When spread it resembled
goobler's tail at the moment Of srruttlng.
shortly after daylight, when the turkeys
were leaving their roost, ne began to call,
and presently had two or three turkeys
within gunshot, but they were not the birds
ne was after. These were allowed TO stray
out OF sight until he got an answer from
the old gobbIer He called patiently and
while doing so was lying behind a log well
screened with brush After a half hours
calling and answering, he saw the turkey in
the distance, but too far away to shoot at.
Raising the fan composed of tail feathers, be
gave 1t that peculiar motion that is made by
? bird when strutting, and at the same in
slant he initiated the strutting sound The
old gobbler no longer hesitated, but ran for
ward possibly twenty-five or thirty yards,
thinking without doubt that another turkey
gobbler was there challenging him TO morn
ing duel. Again the feathers were raised
and again the serutting sound initiated. The
gobbler then lost all sense of danger, lowered
his wings and with a gobble of defiance
rushed TO the front At that instant there
was puff of smoke, followed by the report
of the breech loader, and the gobbler of Nine
Mile Run lay weltering in his blood.
as a table bird, the wild turkey is simply
superb. Writers upon field sports have
sounded his praises il this respect, and Henry
William Herbert Frank Forrester) spoke of
the wild turkey as being the very finest table
bird be knew of, excepting, perhaps, the
canvas back duck To cook him properly, he
should be spitted before hickory fire, care
fully turned and basted until brought to Q
delicate brown.
The favorte gun for turkey shooting is a
twelve gauge, of about eight pounds, with
cartridge made up OF three and half drachms
of strong, quick burning powder, wadded
with one black edge and two pink edge wads
pressed firmly down, and on this one ounce
and one-eighth of No shot.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
PHJBFFERSON
Good Stories About One Of
Americas Favorite Actors.
CALEB PLUMBER IN REAL LIFE.

Ee Has Made Himself Famous by Portray
ing Washington Irving's Rip Van Wrinkle.
His Beautiful Louisiana Rome-He Is
Generous, Rird Hearted, and Beloved
by Many People
1t has been said that a good actor in
America is often handicapped, and perhaps
discouraged, by lack in his audience Of that
subtle sympathy which English people are
credited with extending 20 players. This may
be to certain extent true, but in the case OF
Joseph jefferson it certainly is not. The ad-
miration felt by American theatre goers for
this veteran actor amounts almost-quite-to
love. There Is something about the man,
an unassuming gentleness OF nature,
that draws his audience toward him, and
establishes, Immediately the curtain rises,
bond which lasts long after it has fallen. In
private life he is quite as popular. Perhaps
nothing better could be cited to show his re-
gard and love for other people than the fact
that every day, rain or shine, his carriage is
waiting at the railroad depot nearest his
beautiful home, "Orange Isle" IN Louisiana
for the convenience OF possible visitors, and
whether expected or unexpected, whether
the master of the house is at home or not,
the guest is certain Of hearty welcome.
Joe Jefferson's real character is very like that
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
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Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

1.-THE fact is" replied the guest, sour mod
ern novelists are mere life depicters Now,
the newspapers give Us enough of real life,
and the idea of the novel should be ideal and
removed from the daily characters visible
to everybody Henry James, Howells and
Payn are good writers of commonplace
events, for which 1 had rather go to the
newspa pers. As for B. L. Farjeon, he, il
anything, writes more rot than the others"
"Well," replied Mr.. jefferson, 81 am
obliged to coincide with your opinion. MIR.
Farjeon is my son-in-law, but them
The guest was Mortified at his blunder, but
he had the nervS to go on and tear rp Far
jeon with the rest and throw the pieces into
the waste paper basket as if nothing had
happened Mr. Jefferson rather admires
nerve.
jefferson is very charitable, and not long
since kept clergyman from poverty who
had bitterly denounced him from the pulpit
and advised his congregation to socially
ostracize an actor who had dared to settle In
their midst. When III poverty, sickness and
want this divine was found, fed and clothed
by the man he had 80 unjustly attacked.
MIR. JeTerson's home is as unique and
pleasing as its owner: The ground known as
Orange Isle rises in q perfect ellipse from the
cypress swamps Half way up the rise a
bong hedgerow gracefully lines the lawn.
Above is huge octagonal white one story
house, crowned with a square cupola, in the
very center Of a profusion of giant oaks,
from which hang long sweeping trains Of
Spanish moss as delicate as a brides veil
This is Mr.. Jeffersons house and grounds
His lawn covers 1000 acres, and there are
1000 more of jungle, lake, and orange, mag
noHa and pecan groves.
MIR. Jefferson recently completed his auto
biography, which will probably not be pub
1sbed, however, until after bis death. What
a wealth of "Reminiscences, and how many
quaint and touching stories of the rare old
actor, the manuscript must contain!
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

barrel Upon other birds that have taken wing.
Sometimes after the game is bagged other
shots may be obtained by calling.
Another method Of procuring the turkey
is to fad where they gre roosting in the high
trees. and then selecting q moonlight night
repair to the spot before sunset and, finding
good concealInen., wait until the turkeys dy
in 10 their roost. This occurs about night
fall. and then the round full moon comes
Up the turkeys may be seen upon the limos
of the trees, and not infreCuently three OF
four brace ray De killed by one sportsman.
From the 1t Of October to the middle Of
December and in the spring. during the mat
ing season. are the most favorable times for
shooting wild turkey, although q man who
thoroughly under stands the habits OF the
birds may get sn occasional shot during Jan
uary, February and March
The Wild turkey Is found sparcely in the
New England states New jersey, Delaware
enGN Maryland 90 not afford this sport ct all
In Pennsylvania, through the northwestern
tier of counties, turkey shooting IS very fair.
Through tie southern and western parts OF
Missouri and all through Arkansas, particu-
larry IN the swamp counties OF Critteaden
and Mississippi, the Wild turkey abounds In
every southern state the habitat of this bird
extends, thus giving the southern hunter
plenty of sport
There was once WHY old gobbler who, for
number of seasons, had defed the efforts of
one Of the best turkey callers IN the south
He reSorted 10 novel method Oh obteining
shot at this sobblsr. who persisted in remain
ing out of range and would often answer all
the calls but took delight in remaining out
OF sight The old woodsrnan went out one
morning and took with him a fan made or
the tail feathers of turkey This was
specially constructed for the occasion and
had handle fastened strongly 70 the snail
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

actors-John Nc
CuIlou : h. The
fund which paid
for the memorial
was contributed by
seven friends u the
tragedian; MARY
Anderson. William
Il Thomson, wa
Liam F. johnson,
John W. Mckay,
John B. Carson,
William NJ Con
nor and rs. J. Flor
encs The nonu-
men. Is neat but
Imposing, and is
mere tasteful than
IN ost cemetery
monumentA 7 b e
site - the most ad-
vgntageoUs Ia tbs
ceDetsry, and tie
bust Of the dead
actor faces the plot
OF ground OWED
by TIE Eixs, where
many Of ats pro
fe-EiOn lie. The
mOaun@n. itssIf Is
Of grAyaise. heauts-
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

I: see1.s highly probable thai ihs Sr@5sa
salary scEeroe a6Oy.sd b. ibs Esf2022l
league VII - tie csos4 a vsry ssrso1s
trouble between tie Leayae and IL BfotAs--
hood In.e~v1svs with many pnTs=z sAo~
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faro- b. :ae-a- and :; Is Sz-d Tia ssTs-ll
have svovsd ssssr Il :ecrlozs Of rsTcis-
AooorGiaS % a Csic1xo pn2er, IA iss7
Arssua received az 90 sor k1s ss-ysoe@, saz.
being rs STARE fer p1sF@- snd sockaa1&e-
S@vcrL years the proAss ef To- CEIcSx2 cs..5
have ernesast ss5,o1a- I'D A1-sss aAx e.ss
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Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

fully carved and enbeliLsned- y Is sur
mounted b. al Urn. the toP ct which Is
thirty-ix feet from ths ground About az
feet from the bsse h canopy supported by
granite pillars, and II tLis s.Asds tie buz- Cd
the tTagedian IN the character q ''Vug5sfss'
Ills favoTite role Tie laos Is w0Edsrfally
natural and lie Ike.
On Gre side II toe base Ia the inscription
His lfs va gestis, AID tSe ssezkn.s
SO r1txec Z bin, thss nature Etsh; rand up
ASd say 20 e. It's vG<s1. LIS ~zs 4 tzzz
The other ssds bears 81 appropriate sso-s-
rneut, scggszted ty The vie q William z
Thomson, Of St Louis, who ras osze q tbs
seven contributors 20 tie fuad fer tie ere
tea Of tbs rro-1.nen-
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

charged by Mr.. Duff and was TO appear at
ance with the Woman of the Guard COM
pany now singing at the New York Casino
This report was quickly denied, however, by
Doth Mr.. Arorson and Mr. Duff
Lillian Russell is the daughter Of Mrs.
Cynthia Leonard, well known in New York
| literary circles, and her father is a well known
leader Of orchestra. Lillian first attracted
attention as chorus girl in comic opera in
New York, and she displayed such talent in
her profession that she might at once have
become star whose services would De eagerly
sought after. But she broke her engagements
with her New York managers, lived in Sc
cluSion for a time and was next heard of in
London pursuing a like remarkable course
there.
Since she returned to this country she has
furnished food for considerable gossip. She
married Harry Braham, a well known must
clan. One morning the world and her hus-
band woke up and read in their morning
papers that she had again fled Englandward,
this time in company with Mr.. Edward Solo
mon, the composer Two divorce suits fol-
lowed, and both resulted in the granting of
an absolute decree. One was brought BY Mr..
Braham, who desired to have the bond which
bound him to Lillian cut quite in two; the
other by Lily Gray, an Englishwoman, and
Solomon's wife, who didn't exactly like the
way her husband was carrying on with the
American singer. Then Lillian and Solomon
were married.
The next piece of free advertising given
Miss Russell Tor rather Mrs. Solomon was
occasioned by suit brought by Pauline
Godchaux, dressmal1er, who wanted pay
for Il t.
During this suit Miss Russell made the some
what startling announcement that her salary
amounted to $500 week, and that her board
cost her from SO to SIS day. Sundries
consumed the rest of the $500.
Since then the public has heard little about
her. Whatever criticism of her career may
be INDUCED in, it cannot be denied that as a
singer she is an artistic and financial success
She has little daughter whose voice prom
ises to be, if anything, better than her
mothers.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
EASE HITS.

The Wilkzhare pa Club has coming
pitcher IN Fitzgerald. Of New Haven, wto
did such syAeodid yak laGs SEASON Ever
one speaks very higaly af hin-
JOHN rsr>r ~ss sAe Harrison man CT tie
Australian party. ard he is abort 500 riche-
&c had 50 many Cleveland rnen to deal w.th
that sesy we're al szIiocs 70 &c. a kazre CT
the rnoney saich Joan had, and be sec1rsa
a good many gingerbread bets Tonzy
DAILY and wILlar.son were the C.s-s,s-d
men favored Daily 6-opp~d 500 Tszsr IS
getting ev<a fe- sas neasy d-vpp~f &C t.
8xorrs
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

Canada hopes to win the amateur Senior
single SOUL event es the American National
association regatta next year. 2T.ha Shea,
who won TIE Junior event at Sunburv las:
July, IS said 70 be greatly improved oars
man. and the Canadians intend % send him
for the next senior evert II thstr selection
Be good they will roll IN wealth" for J. F.
Corbett, OF tbs Farragut cla5, Chicago, VIII
have try fS- tie honorx
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
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Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
OF Interest TO the Microscopic.

At one of the meetings of the microscopical
sections of the Brooklyn, \. Y, institute.
DR.. s. Z. Stiles exhibited samples of a new
wax cell and demonstrated the method of
constructing the cell and mounting of sheets
therein. AS the cell is both simple and
effective, we reproduce for the benefit of our
readers the following illustrated description
from Scientific American.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

pies. Now the tickle
Lillian has prom
ised to desert Duff,
and sing her sweet
songs only for the
patrons of Manager
Rudolph Aronson's
New York Casino,
b egin i n g next
May. When the
report OF this latest
episode in the rath-
er errstic career of
the lovely Lillian
leaked cut, 1t gave
rise to a rumor that
she had been dis
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

The prizes Of tSe st. Augustine G-la.l ten
nis tournament are o. cxbI1lti1u in New
York The prime pa. one. tbs championship
trophy" Is d sterling SILVER model of tie au-
Gent city gates oi 81. Augustine, 10 inches
by -, aud representing t.s u4 ouaI outdoor
winter champ.1usasn Tie "a4 ceucrs"
first prize 10 a silver P.tca r. viii rich band
Of leaf scroll work around tAe top. Three
Sears Special Jackets are shown as lesser
prizes. TIE toUruam-n. = he'd tie second
Tuesday IN every Aulca
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
EAGLE GATE AND BEEHIVE.
Historic and Symbolic Structures III Salt
Lake City.
Special Correspondence

LoI5CLIt4I
SALT LAKE CITY, Nov. 30.-The eagle
Gate" at the entrances to Brigham Young's
grounds, and the Beehive" over his front
door, are SO old that they have become new,
and is it well to present cuts Of them here be-
fore they pass into ''innocuous desuetude"
with the institution they represent. Brig
ham Young died eleven years ago; his sue
cessor has since died, and that successor'r
successor, if he can be said to have one,
is such very mild and powerless individual
that even Utahtonians scarcely know who he
%
The Mormon theocracy has not one-ffth
tbs power it once had, yet a score of years
ago this eagle and beehive marked the seat
Of power as despotic, over small area, as
that Of the car over his empire.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
LOUIS NEW TURN HALL.
A Fine Building to Be Erected at a Cost
OF About $4,000,

a F1ne Building to Be Erected at Cost
OF About $4,000.
That Americans are rapidly learning the
Importance of physical exercises as feature
of the education Of the rising generation, is
plainly shown by the steadily growing popu-
larity Of the Turner schools and societies
throughout the country. IN many cities
the 'Turnvereins" are among the richest So
cieties, and nearly every large town has a
turn halr' Of some sort or other In st.
Louis the prosperity of the turning societies
has reached such a point thai they were re-
Gently enabled to lay the corner stone of
new hail, which, when completed, will be
one Of tie finest buildings in the city.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

of Caleb Plum
n er, W hic h b 8
t a k G S SO wonder
fully well in "The
Cri C K @ { on the
HEARTH" made OVER
to ft the times and
circumstances. He
shows TO al tie
world that same
gentle considera-
ton which Cal e b
shows to his poor
blind daughter.
He comes by his
talent as an actor
legitinately. On
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

6g9 Opponents

Yale made I26 touch downs, of which
Sc goals have been kicked and goals were
kicked from the field Wurtemberg made 20
touch downs, McClung l6, Gill IA, Wallace
and Mcbride II each, Graves 10, Helfelfnger
s, Corbin 6, Hartwell 5, Rhodes a. Morrison
4, Newell 8, Moyle and Stagg each, Pike
and Townsend / each. The team has made
the largest total ever made by Yale eleven,
as the total score by years will show:
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
FAIR LILLIAN RUSSELL.

Fer Somewhat Remarkable Career lie
called by New York City Rumor.
Lillian Russell is again the subject of con
Fiderable gossip in theatrical circles For
sveral years she has been singing in some
s1s of Manager Duffs various opera compa-
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

burgess has finished TIE design for a
schooner yacht for Col. ". e. Forbes. the
dimensions to be - feet inches On tie water
4-ne' - ieet inches teaa and Q fee. 9 inches
oraosHe The 30 foot cla-s is beyond cues
Con 'Ae most desirable and popular SIZE Of
the Two s:Ickers fer racing. and the new boat
viii De a welcome addition
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
SCIENCE AND PROGRESS.
THAT PERTAIN TO THE
EVERYDAY AFFAIRS OF LIFE.

Curious Facts Concerfiing the Wild Cow
(3os Primigenius), the Prosenitor of Our
Domestic Cattle, That VIII Surely IN
terest Students OF Natural History.
The geological collection Of the Imperial
Agricultural High school at Berlin has re-
Gently been enriched by very Interesting
object, viz, the skeleton Of wild cow Bos
primigenius As the Bos primigenius can
rightly be considered the progenitor of our
domestic cattle, or at least of certain breeds
of them, this skeleton is an important &C
QUESTION. There are to be seen skeletons of
Bos primigenius in several museums but they
have been heretofore very rare.
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
SKILLFULSKAYERS
An American Boy Who VIII
Glide Over Foreign Ice.
THE TWO D0NOGHUE BROTHERS.
Joe VIII Be Matched with the Best Men
Of Holland. Austria, Sweden, NORWAY.
Russia and England - Their Records.
Tins Wonderful Mile.

There have been many amateur athletes
sent abroad during the past decade to repre-
sent America in vsrious games. but until this
year skating has had no prominence in that
line. Mr.. G. NJ l. Sacks, the liberal patron
OF amateur sport, holds, among other Offices,
the presidency Of the National Skating asso-
citation Of America, and he is resolved that
at least one Of the Donoghue boys, who are
the fastest amateur skaters in this country,
shall try conclusions with the best men in
Holland, Austria, Sweden, Norway, Russia
and England
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

Spalding estimates Tire expenses Of ais Aus
takan trip at $4,000, and txothiras OF thA-
amount WAS realized from the receipts IN the
games on tie roc.e 10 the Pacific coast
CAGE Ef|G
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
INTERCOLLEGIATE FOOTBALL.

The Record of the Championship Season
Just Ended-Gossip.
The intercollegiate football championship
season ended on Thanksgiving day. The
New York Sun gives the following as tha
record for the series:
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

his fathers side the men were actors three or
four generations back. His great grand
father also named Joseph Jefferson) was
famous in his day. He was great friend Of
Thomas jefferson, and the president was
fond of claiming relationship with the actor,
although they were never able to fully
trace it. His father was named Thomas
Jefferson, after the president and
was well known as an actor, although he
never gained the fame which his son has SO
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
4 WILD TURKEY.

tering the turkeys, ard the sportsman fol-
lowing the sound arrives on the spot, and
building a blind of brush and sticks-any-
thing to conceal himself-he ensconces him
self therein and, producing the yelper, pro-
ceeds to call the turkeys by initiating the
yelp of the gobbler or hen turkey, as he
thinks best 1t being the nature Of the bird
to love company, and having great dislike
to being separated they will after time
begin to call each other together again. Tho
sportsman, knowing this, at first calls softly
until he gets an answer. When once this is
heard he calls little louder and with appar
entity more courage; il successful in his call
ing, one or more turkeys appear, thus afford
ing the corrected shot
The call which is used to entice the turkey
within shooting distance is made in a variety
Of ways. Frequently the bone from the tur
keys wing is used; this is hollow and make"
a capital call Or small piece Of slate is used
by drawing it over the sharp edge of the iron
which covers the stock of the gun.
Another method of hunting the turkey,
which, although it involves deal OF labor,
is practiced to a considerable extent in soma
localities is to decoy the birds to blind,
from which they are shot The blind should
and should OF course be located where tur-
keys are "using." 1t should be very care
fully constructed. AL freshly cut branches
and sticks should be carefully concealed, and
the whole structure should be Of the 3olor of
its natural surroundings, looking like large
brush heap or wind fall. Corn is then scat
tered from the front OF the blind out hun
,iircd yards or more. All this work should be
done some time in the afternoon, the last
operation being the scattering of the
corn or bait The turkeys find the
corn in the early morning when they
begin to feed, and will eat it greed
lily. The next day the spot is visited by the
sportsman, and il he finds the corn gone be
knows the turkeys have been there. This
scattering of corn Is carried on for three or
four mornings, before an attempt is made to
kill any birds. Then the hunters start out
to the blind long before daylight, and await
the coming of the turkeys. The rest is COM
paratively easy. Very soon after the break
Of day the turkeys viii be discovered coming
to where they found the corn and begin
greedily eating it, working their way up
towards the blind When they have an
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23
THE MCCULLOUGH MONUMENT
A Magnificent Tribute To the Memory n,
Dead Actor.

In Mount Moriah cemetery, near PhiIa-
delphia, stands magnificent tribute To
the memory Of one OF Americas greatest
Wichita eagle., 1888-12-23

literally acquired.
The present Joe
Jefferson was born
and bred (bis
mother was an ac-
tress OF cOnsidera-
BE capability in
the atmosphere of
the stage lie
made his first bow
TO an audience
when he was but I
years old, as g fac
simile in NINA
ture of a famous
2eg gro character
actor il " ashing-
Ton named Rice,
while Rice was
making himself ia
nous as Jim Crow. =
Alr. j c Rerson,
when but 9 years
cid, fought a sword
r,+ -, 80
Sharp County record., 1888-10-11

these impositions, direct results Of
trusts and monopolies? Vote the
democratic ticket, elect Grover Clcve-
land, dry the fat" out of the eastern
manufacturers by reducing the tariff
with a democratic congress, thereby
greasing the wheels Of our industries
and letting the coil of gladncss"
make easy times and Timber up the
people, give them active minds and
limbs that they may see and act as 1t
becomes Americans to act, and let
our farmers make their lard at home
from nice, healthy hogs, feed their
cotton seed to big bunch Of COWS,
churn lots Of butter, and quit giving
mortgages and curSing merchants,
grow rich and raise their children to
read the home paper and vote the
democratic ticket.