New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-01-15
THE TALK OF The DAY.

A new editor has taken hold Of "The Mt Steering CKy)
sentinel Democrat" and this Is how he takes hold
Entering upon the duties incumbent upon me for the
wear So shall always keep In view the fact that
the readers OF "The acknowledgements" want the
truth even at the expense Of tearing the moral dog
skins that cover the anatomy Of human ours, blood
bounds ecgsuckers and sheep killers, and shall tell
the truth n the sheavens fall and get licked morn
ing noon and night During my past record as
eporter for this paper don't remember to have stated
an untrith by accident othewise and certainly
nothing that The SD has had to retract" =
The Sudden Death Club of Philadelphia, doesn't
seem destined to live very long 1t Is composed en-
ttroiy ~ men who have heart disease some other
maladv which IS likely to cut It's victim down without
much warning New Haven Journal.
aTbis car for drunken men only" is the suggestion
Of a correspondent of "The Boston Transcript"
Another correspondent says that good way to solve
the dog-horse-car question would BIO ITO box in the
SPACE under each of the four end seats, Of sufficient
size for an ordinary dog with small doors for entrance
from the platforms" This is ingenious, but suppose
two dogs were put into the compartment and they got
TO fghting2 Would not this interfere somewhat with
the Nlrva nake existence Of the cultured Athenians
who ride on the carsl We think 1t would Tho
Transcript itself is OF twostory horse cars
ignoring the that all Bososians Of normal build
would want to get in on the ground floor.
immigration returns show that large number OF
Firms are coming to America but as they do not
bring any fish with them cannot see that they Will
in any way help us out or orr contention WIN tho
The New Years edition OF The Los Ageles Trlb-
unep consisted Of twenty -four pages and in Typography
makeup and matter will compare favorably with any
paper In the country. With its new and powerful
web-perfecng press, capable Of printing 10000 papers
an hour and It's facilities for getting all the news OF
the world "The Tribune takes its place among the
influential papers west Of the Mississippi. Tho Re-
publican party has stronger advocate on the Pacific
coast than " The Tribune'
"Tbs word was made In six days. said the parson
aThat may be-, replied the scoifer; but II couldn't
have been done by contract, unless public officials
were a good deal different from what they are theso
days n-( Boston Transcript.
The tuneful liar OF the West is at 1t again, This
time he tells OF hen owned by Mr. Flynn, Of Russia
Vile Ind which recently laid egg on which tho
words I'm God We Trust' were plainly imprinted.
We are quite sure no pauper hen Of Europe could do
this.
THE BLIZZARD HATCHERY
Upon the ice plains Of the bleak Northwest,
Where Grandslre Winter keeps his weather chest,
Holding his snowstorms all I'm order nice,
And cooling billiards constantly on Ice
Where polar bears dlsport them and grow TAT
Is Medicine Hat.
From thence he launches screening bhering storms,
with shronds Of terror round their ghostly forms;
WalIowing In snowdrifts, on the wind they ride
whooplng and fighting stabblng, lifting hair
Comanches OF tho air.
Those frozen furfes-turbuIcnt, profane
To brighten mortals try, but all In vain.
T he medicine end should straight move ont OF that
Boss cold spot and take too. his medicine hat,
For there's a colder spot a man may meet
His wife's cold feet
-(Chicago News.
The cowboys Of the West frequently dye their dogs
different colors. Tho most brilliant specimens of
dyed dogs are colored superb tint Of sky blue. The
dye ends with artistic precision In sharply defined
line on each log leaving tho foot white and around
the head leaving the nose, eyes and entire mask tho
natural color.
Another OF those Englshmen how bizarre they
Sir " llliam Draggs hailed cab at brighton about
year ago and told the driver take him to the pier
OFF which Sir Draggs had his yacht. He told the cab
man to wait for him, meaning to cruise about OIL
BrIghtoa for an hour or two, but changing his mind
no determined to 60 around tho world The cabman
waited and waited and finding that hs fare did
not come back he obtained leave from the munlci"
patty to erect shelter for himself and horse here
no waited for moro than a tweve-month, when the
other day Sir Draggs returned with his yacht, ana