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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-03-22
THE LESSONS OF "UNSER FRITZ
CASE,

The greatest doctors IN Europe don't
seem to know what ails ''Unser Fritz"
Thus are the Garfield and Grant episo-
des repeated, and public confidence in
expert medical knowledge is again
shaken.
The effect is revulsion.
Since the fatal days of 1888, many of
the doctrines Of the schoolmen concern
ing extensive medication have been
abandoned, and all schools of practice
are more and more relying upon old
fashioned simple root and herb prepara
tions and careful nursing,-the only re-
hances known to our ancestors.
These methods and reliances are illus
trated to day in series of old fashioned
roots aud herbs preparations recently
given to the world by the weli-known
proprietors of Warmers safe cure-pre-
parations made from formule possessed
by many of our oldest families, and res
cued for popular use, and issued under
the happy designation Of Warmers Log
Cabin Remedies.
"My son," exclaimed venerable wo-
man to the writer when he was a boy,
''my son, your yelier and pale and weak
like lookin', your needin' a good shak-
ing up with some sas'paril."
A jug of spring sarsaparilla was just as
necessary in the "winter supplies" of
fifty years ago as was barrel of pork,
and famous medical authority says that
the very general prevalence OF the use
Of such preparation as Log Cabin Sai
sapariila explains the rugged health OF
our ancestors.
While Warmers Log Cabin Sarsap-
erilia is an excellent remedy for all seas.
ons of the year, 1t is particularly vaiu-
ahle In the spring, when the system IS
full of sluggish blood and requires nat
ural constitutional tonic and inviGorator
to resist colds and pneumonia, and the
effects of long winter. Phllo III. Par
sons, clerk OF the City Hotel of Hart
ford, Conn, was prostratsd with cold
which, he says, ''seeuled 70 settle through
my body. | neglected it and the ro
suit was my blood became Impoverished
and poisoned, indicated by intiarned eyes.
| was treated but my eyes grew worse
| was obliged to wear shade over them.
feared that | would be obliged to give
up work.
Under the operation of Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla and Liver Pills." he
says "The sore and infamed eyes dlsap
pearsd. MY blood, L know, is in
heslthier condition than it has been for
years. have much better appetite.
/ shall take several more bottles for saf
ETY. sake. Warmers Log Cabin Sarsap
ariila is a great blood purifier aud / most
heartily recommend it.
A few bottles of Warmers Log Cabin
Sarsaparilla used in the family now will
save many week of sickness aud many
dollar OF bills. Use no other. This is
the oldest, most thoroughly tested, and
Me best. is put up in the largest sarsap
arilla bottle on the market, containing
12O doses. There is no other preparation
of singular name that can equal it. The
name of its manufacturers is guarantee
of its superior worth,
While the great doctors wrangle over
the technicalities OF an advanced medical
science that can not cure disease, such
simple preparations yearly snatch mil
lions from untimeiy graves.
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A Heroic kentuCkian.

A story is told of the heroism dis
played by a Kentucky colonel-a real
colonel, who was out soldering with
the narrator. During the absence of
the regimental surgeon one day the
colonel was seized with diligent dis
comfort in the region of the sword
belt, and he was advised to drink a
scoundrelly potion compounded of
turpentine and water. He took it
down with never wink. 'Eow did
you like it, sir?" asked the major.
with mock solicitude. "Bah-it is
nothing" said the hero of the perform
ance as TRANQUILITY as he would have
described the loss of leg by cannon
shot, II could drink it without the
."--NashUile ABtericdn
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rs CONSUMPTION INCURABLE.

Read the following: MIR. G. II. Nor
ris, Newark, Ark, says: "Was down
with Abscess OF Lungs, and friends and
physicians pronounced me an Incurabie
Conaunptive. Began taking DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, am
now on my third bottle. aud able TO
oversee the work on my farm. 1t is the
finest medicine ever made"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says:
''Rad it not been for DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption L would have
died OF Lung Troubles. Was given up
by doctors. Am now in best of health. :"
Try it. Sample bottle free at Henry
Hiuricls Drug Store. 5
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She Thought He Did Wrong.

The pedagog at one of our suburban
whipping the other day and then said:
Now, if you think did wrong in
Furnishing you thus you may take the
rod and serve me in like manner" To
his astonishment the contrite and re-
pentant girl took him at his word and
gave him such IA lambasting as he had
never dreamed of.-PasnISutaUneq
(Pa.l SPIRIT
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In Florida aud Georgia are vast she'll
mounds, which are the refuse of the
feasts of prehistoric races. In them are
found numerous implements, bones and
skulls. a microscopical examination OF
the teeth in the skulls has recently been
made and Mr.. Charles White has report
ed to the English Chronological society
the finding of traces of vegetables, fruit,
feathers, scraps of wool, and bits of carti
age. Evidently food was largely par
taken of in the raw state and torn in
pieces with fingers aud teeth. DIR Brin
ton insists that we have no right to call
these fellows men, but anthropoids that
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-03-22

MY DEAR" wrote a Quincy lady
who was visiting in Chicago, zone of
the pleasures of city life is that can
attend a lecture every night, and you
know how | dote on lectures" And
the brute wrote back: My dear wife;
| know you dote on lectures; but when
you are here Quincy is as good as Cni-'
eago. can not only have one every
night, but couple in the morning be-
fore breakfast. - Chicago Ledger.
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Good and pure water can be had anywhcre in
Blanltowoc county by drilling in the rock drill inc
through sand, gravel, clay, loom or any other
hl+Si OF soIi, by driving gaspipe and c;siug the
we'll rs We go. We commence In the hotton of
wells that have been dug and go on with pine
until good well Is made. We drill wells over
that have been drilled before and are not good.
and IN all cases we guarantee good supply of
water or we ask no pay; why not every one
nave good we'll! Address come and see
JESSE CORNISH
laay-i Cato Manitowoc Co., Wis
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Omaha man-.sWe to a spiritual
seance down in Arizona, ehp ANY
thing happen?" Arizona man-''W ell,
YES The medium went into trance
and then announced that he was a
spirit of a man who had been MUIR
dered and that the murderer sat in
the audience" ''Well. well! Did
anybody runP" We all ram Omaha
World,
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EXPERIENCE has demonstrated that
Eiy's Cream Balm is the best catarrh
remedy in use. My daughter, who is a
sufferer from that miserable disease, is
much better by the use of one bottle
DR.. R. A. Schoutea, Druggist, 75S So.
Division ST.. Grand Rapids Mich.
Tor twenty years I have suffered from
catarrh. I purchased Ely's Cream Balm
of J. Dawson & Son. which has SO effect
ualIy cured my headache that feel alto
cether a new man. have recommended
it to many with like good results.-M.
M. Rez, D. D. s., Rochester, Ind. 20
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1888-03-22

Lord Justice Bowen. ofEngland, has
translated Virgil into an English verse,
which is said to be an ingenious modi-
fication OF the Eexameter, and his
work is about being published,
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j. d, MA RKHAM,

4 TTORNEY AND COUNS ELOR AT LAW,
a Odice, in Forrsou's Brick Block, Eighth
street, Man toY ~. WISCONSIN.
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VILLA Ms HOUSE.

III Rs A. WILLIAMS PROPRIETOR, Corner OF
VI Eighth and Franklin streets, Manit0Yoc
! lrs t-class America Hotel, centrally located.
'Acr9 every nducement TO the travelling public.
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VIM. RAHR'S SONS.

DREWER AND MASTER, CORNER SIXTH
ID and Washington streets, South side. The
highest cash price pad for Barley
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NASH i NASH.

4 TTORNETS CUCESELORS AT Law
n Office over First National Bank, Eighth 81
Collections promptly attended TO.
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G.. A FORREST.

TTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW.
n OElce in CGrus' Block, drsg h-0r. IL door
leading TO County Judges Office, South Eighth
) treet, ManitoWoc, Wls. Collections promptly
attended TO. JuiZ0
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G.. G. SEDGWICk.

rroRSEFAND COUNSELLOR At LAW
"A OGcs ia TJrr.5ou's brick block north end
sth street bridge, Haaito%Oe, Wisconsin ollec-
ions promptly attended TO.
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lNVEHUN s f. sssf L., Ss ,ss ssHsSTS sssST
of inventive progress is a method and system
of work that can be performed all over the
country without separating the workers from
their homes Pay liberal; any one can do the
work; either sex. young or DID, no special
ability required. Capital not needed: you are
started free. Cut this out and return to us and
we will send you free, something of great value
and importance TO vo... that will start you in
business which will bring you in more money
right away, than anything else in the world
Grand outfit free. Address TRUE & Co. Au-
gusta, Maine. 26ianSS
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T. S. LUHMANN NJ d

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OFFICE at
Residence of DIR. 4. Simon, Hancock street
leaT the court house, Manitowoc, Wis Gel5
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TERMS, TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR
A p WHITMAN. NJ. u

V.HySI-IA& AND SURGEON OFFICE AT
store of Peter toh!nann- 81. wendell, mani
towoc county VIE. mafo-oa
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-. sCGMITZ,
j AlIEs A4thA "a n
SCRMITZ & KIR WAN,

q TTORNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE N FRANZ r
n BLOCK, south Eighth Street, HaEIro~oc,
" iecoIsin. LmGyLl
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CHAS. II. SEEGER,

nENTIST. OFFICE UPSTAIRS IN ANDER-
~ sons Block, Corner South Eighth and Quay
Streets, Manitowoc, WIS. Prompt attention viii
DC given 70 all work entrusted TO me. apr21-8l
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The population of Paris is said to be
ON the decline.
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s. SANDERSON

AEANgFACTCRERAN DEALERLN gnOT:.
vi Shoes, Leather. &C, sc. Shop on BuhaIs
Street, near the corner of Eighth Repairfns
neatly and PROMPTLY executed.
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The Code Of a Quakeress.

The following is q code of rules
which governed the daily life of Eliza
beth Fry, the noted Quaker reformer
]. Never lose any time. | do not
think that lost which is spent in
amusement or recreation every day +;
but always he in the habit of being
employed.
2. Never err the least in truth.
3. Neverxay any ill thing of per-
sou when bu canst say a good thing
Of him. Mt only speak charitably
but feel so.
4. Never he irritable or unkind to
anybody.
5. Never indulge tlyself in luxuries
that are not necessary.
6. Do all things with consideration.
and when thy path of duty is most diff
fcult, pnt confidence in that power
alone which j. able to assist thee, and
exert thine own powers Is far a. they
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Pretty Kitchens.

There is no objection to a pretty
kitchen, or to a girl filling one up with
bric-a-brac if she keeps it free from
dust. A kitchen to those who do the
work in it is the living room. and why
should it not be made convenient and
pretty If the kitchen lisa comferta-
BILE, CHEEKY room, most girls will take a
pride in keeping it so. Give them pink
colored tissue paper for the shelves, if
shey wish it, and a fancy lamp shade to
rest by after the kitchen is tidied up for
the night. See, too, that they have
convenient utensils to cook with, a good
clothes wringer and plenty of clothes
pins, and a good stove.
1t will pay You well to look after
these things in the good, wholesome
dishes that will come on the table Well
cooked. Many girls have to do witt,
makeshifts that You would not think
possible for yourself to use "a broken
wrlnger, a tub without handles or Il
wash boiler Or tea kettle, with a rag run
througha ',oieto prevent leaking. No
girl likes to ask for repairs, and often
times the mistress is too careless to
look well after the little things of her
kitchen. would add Let the girls
sleeping room be IL pleasant, attractive
place. Many a horse has better quar-
tiers for rest than nj servants have.
Look well to the comfort of the ser
wants. If not apprcciative at first.
they may learn to become so.-DetrOit
Tribune.
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6pe Gbibooaux Sentinel
FEB. 4, 1888.
BygOnes.

Ye doubts and fears that once we know,
Ye bitter words, of anger born;
Ye thoughts unkind and deeds untrue,
Ye feelings of mistrust and scorn;
Against your memory We rebel.
We have outlived your foolish day
No longer in our hearts you dwell.
Bygones. bygones! pass away!
But oh, We joyous smiles and tears!
E~ndearments fond and pleasures past
Ye hopes of life's first budding years
Ye loves that seem too bright to last
Ye charities and words of peace
Affections sunshine after rain
Oh, never let your blessings cease!
Bygones! bygones! com again!
Charles Markay.
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An Old Superstition.

There is nothing so tedious, so ag-
g~ravating to the sailor as a dead calm.
Drift, drift, drift, day after day, the
great burning sun overhead reflected
on the waters until the eye becomes
wearied with the eternal brightness.
The sailors go about their work list
lessly. Not so the officer on the deck.
He does not heed the heat o the
stream Of per%s;,iration pouring down
his face. He PAGES the poop with a
quiet, nervous tread. whistiing for a
wind. Yes. he is scanning the horizon
north. south, east and west, and W til
his whole soni whistles for a wind.
This is an old. old belief of the sal
Tor. This superstition at least cannot
be traced to the precipitation Of the
gods. 1t probably had its origin i'll the
his vessel lay becalmed, remembered
with regret the hoarse moaning and
~shrieking and wkistlinS of the wind
and involuntarily tried to initiate it.
And this supposition is strengthened
by the character of the whistling.
The sailor does not whistle "Annie
Laurie" or any other popular song,
1t is a series of short and long sounds,
nov high, % low, like those produce
ed by the wind blowing in its might
through the ropes and rigging.-San
Francisco Alta.
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The Louisiana Adraace has entered
on it's fifth volume under encouraging
conditions. The Adrance is an ably
edited journal and always a welcome
visitor to our exchange table. We
wish continued success and prosperity,
Brother Drew.
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The Feliciana Sentinel says :

Mr.. J. D. Houston rising to give the
climax of unanimity to Nichols nomi-
nation. is in marked and significant
contrast to McCaleb's effort to deprive
McEnery of the same graceful compli-
ment.
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NEW ARRANGEMENTS.
HOTEL.

Mr.. Thomas Alberti informs his friends
nd the travelling public that he has made
acme new arrangements which will enable
him o satisfy all those who will honor him
with their custom.
Meals furnished 1t all hours of the day
Breakfast 1t 10 o'clock A. n. and Dinner
81 o'clock r. n
Com,no.iious nd wsIlfsrusAsd rseus.
MODERATg r1ICre
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Thursday, september 81, 1858.
HYPOORISY EXPOSED.

The hypocritical Democrats find it very
hard to conceal themselves. A letter writ
ten by Senator Vest of Missouri to a Demo
cratic club at st. Louis, and 6rst published
in the principal Democratic organ of that
city, is going the rounds, and is making the
senator much trouble. He says it was pri-
vate letter and not intended for publication,
but that doesn't change the letter any. In
it Senator Vest wrote: Mr.. Cleveland, by
his message, for which sincerely honor him,
has challenged the protected industries of
the country to a fight of determination. It
is tbs personal duty of every Democrat In
this country TO do everything in his power to
sustain the President. Every agency which
can possibly be used in this direction must
be put actively to work. It is useless for us
to disguise the fact that the fight is to the
death. and we would be idiots to ignore this.
ga fght of determination" is strong way
to put it, but it is good description of the
performance. The Springfield Union
says: If the Democrats succeed in the COM
ing campaign, they will renew their efforts,
not only to make the Mills bill the law of the
land. but to sweep away, little by little per-
haps, but none the less surely, all the bar
riers which protect our industries and labor
from competition with cheap foreign labor.
That section of the Democratic party which
| is now at the top is the same which
set up the southern confederacy on the
| foundation of slave labor, and forbade by
| constitutional provisions any protection
whatever for American industries. This
same element of the Democratic party, to-
day, Bourbon to the core in the fact that IL
never learns anything and never forgets any
thing, ID as determined as ever it was to en-
| JOY the benefits of the cheapest kind of Ia
Dor. If it cannot own labor as it owned the
slaves, it will crush it to the ground and
make it suppliant for favors. The fight is
to the death against fair and honest wages.
1t is we'll enough to have the matter thor
oughly understood. President Cleveland
may craftily announce that 1--WE have enter
ed upon no crusade for free trade" but Sen.
ator Vest knows better.
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BAD.

The bad circus tumbler cannot earn his
somersault.-New Orleans Picsyune.
Don't despair if you have sinned. Drop a
tear in the slot of repentance and get par
don.-Philadelphia Gall.
They tell me of an Indian man who stole
his own mule. How it must have tickled the
naulei-Boston Transcript.
For an example of the power of single
letter compare the phrase "blooming check"
and "blooming cheeks. ."-Pittsburg Chron.
iole.
All is fair in love and war and in croquet,
too, when you are playing with the girl that
yon foolishly want to marry.-Someryille
journal.
A Missippi woman has pecan trees on her
farm, from each of which she makes $50 q
year. Business ought to be pecan up with
her.-Boston Post.
The cruel war was ended nearly quarter
of a century ago, but the expressman in the
country is still wearing that same old blue
army overeoat.-Somerville Journal.
A man never has any idea how affiuent he
is in household furniture until he changes
his residence, and even then he is not exces-
sively proud because of his POSSESSIONS
Boston Transcript.
The waltz decided upon for the coming
season by the convention of dancing masters
will embrace several new figures. It wouldn't
be much of dance unless there was consid-
erable embracing about it.-Yonkers States
man.
A Christian Spirit.-Parson's Wife
-''Why, Johnny, you're not going fishing on
Sunday, are you3" Johnny-"Oh, no. no.
Il only thought I'd take the pole away from
the house SO that my brothers needn't be
tempted. Life.
Perfect Safety.-"Going to be away six
months, ehl Arnt you afraid something
will happen to the wife and children while
yen'rs Comet They're safe enough.
happens there, you know."-Puck.
George" she said, as the hammock sag.
ged little his way and neighboring hand
organ struck up familiar tune, George
| darling, why was 1t the letter never camel"
''I don't know, precious" said George, af
his arm disappeared in the cleaning, ''unlest
| 1t was because Gallagher would'n let 'er go.
Minneapolis Tribune.
Very Likely.-Young Master-"There
| don't seem to be many birds about this year
| Martin" Martin-"No, sur; they DOM
And what there be aren't bigger than spar
| rows. As was saying to the good woman
| this morning, my idea is that Mr.. William
Gladstone he's been and frightened all tn,
birds out of the country with his blessed
speechefrying. Judy.
/ She-Why don't you sit downa
de-Why-er-Ghe truth 1s your altog6tn
er too energetic papa assaulted me las
night.
She-Asssulted you'll
| He-Yes, assaulted me. I wouldn't havt
minded 1t so much had it not been for tn
cowardly way he did it.
She-What do you mean4
He-He kicked me-when my back wa
turned.-Philadelph Call.
Mrs. Mushroom-I wonder why it is Mis-
i r IA H. ,wt1 &oO
she neglected to send us cards for her recep
ton. I know it must have been an over
sight, though.
Mr.. Mushroom-I don't know anythin
about 1t, and, to tell the truth, I don't care
Young Mushroom-I saw her last week, pa
She said was wicked boy to use a bean
blower at her. told her she was lear
scrawny. attenuated and blase old maid
cause my papa said so, and he wouldn't tel
| lie-Drake's Magazine
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Roston's GirI Gamblers.
from the Providence Journal.l


One of the them who took part in the con-
versation was physician, who deposed that
he had among his patients young woman
of good middle class family-a girl who is
pretty well educated and fond of social life.
She receives from her father a very tolera-
BILE allowance, which is paid to her quarterly.
With this she sets to work to play poker,
and she plays as long as she has money to
stake. Sometimes she wins, and then all
goes well; sometimes she loses, and then she
first loses her sleep and then becomes hys-
terical, her disorder increasing with the
amount of her losses; SO that about once In
every three months the medical adviser ts
called in to soothe her nerves and bring her
back to reasonable condition. She frankly
confides all her experiences to the physician
and always promises instant amendment, her
VOWS being received with as much credit as
they deserve, it being perfectly evident that
size will break them as soon as opportunity
offers. This statement led to others, and the
| impression left is that there is a compare
lively large class of gambling women among
| the well-to-do mercantile families Of this toMT
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worthy of Maine.

from the LOUISVILLE Courier-JournaI.I
gentleman who attended the Charles
town, Ind, fair related yesterday how great
many persons secured whiskey while at the
place. The town does not afford saloon,
and an enterprising individual hit upon a
novel plan for satisfying the thirsty. A load
of water-melons was purchased, and upon
under side of each melon plug was taken
out of sufficient size TO hold half pint flask,
which was allied with vile mixture claimed
to be old Bourbon. The man located his
wagon outside of the grounds, and Whenever
smile was wanted the customer paid thirty
Eve cents for a watermelon, which on being
opened was found to contain the much de.
sired bottle. Several persons who were not
into the secret purchased melons, and were
greatly astonished to find the TASKS. Some
Of them are still wondering how they got
fhera