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IneHcuSabie Ignorance.

Aud no~ comes the Idaho Avalanche
aud rays:
""oI u on the free lit. and ttfif on
lead reduced. This knocks the stuff
ing" ont Of ixo important industries of
Jd.ho. AMI will ~s.riou.ly infect the
mining AMI wool Industries Of the conn
try. The Republicans fought against
the reduction. but los, by n patty vote
81 I02 bgain.t 10 for the reduction .
The bill goe, into effect Oct. /.
1888"
Goes into effect the lst 81 October,
does in Tie Republican press Of the
Pacific Coas, il respectfully requested
20 take n look at tie Constitution # the
United States and there i,Rrn that u
hill becomes n Law hy being passed by
10th The Senate and ifoa.s of Kepr,-
SO Itaii,es aud receiving the signai ufe Of
the President. az by being passed 10y q
t~n.tbitds majority Of both Houses
over tie Presidents rato.
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q WAS S!azrttr.

TIE Reno Gazette attempts TO hide
ST. blnnJer IN Mondays is,ue behind
The Associated pfo'' dispatches md
.ty-: "rbe Assoeisiei Pres VA. 10
ar r saturday 10 stating that tie Mills
rsfiH Bill only besieI ihs Pres Jfn''s
signature TO becDtue a las TIE
itnti Of ibe matter Is TINT tho dis.
patches said nothing Of the kind :.
fboy gave The vote on Tie Mills bill
IN The II, u @. and Il uas the Gazette
that said editorinlly:
"Afttr ffty.one dnys Of debate tho
Mills Tariff Bill has issssd the Senate
by = vote OF iG2 o. i4o. The Great
hecidcnt has 20 dou't ere this alfred
his 81, nniur8 to The document. thereby
sontdiBS the death kpeli Of several o
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MARI'S
SALT LAKE CITY,
C~"nJu:;rd by
THE SISTERS OF
THE HOLY CROSS.

studies for bonrdera and day pupils
will be RESUMED Monday. September
3, 1888. The English course includes
Nil the branches necessary for n first
ella e1ucatiOn. The languages, linear
drawing, vocal innsic ia class. plain
sewing M o]tnamentnl ncedlework
form TO .rira charge. Terml are
mo life | wheu tso ar moro Of tho fami.
IT, at'ond school nj the same tiln".
Students attending Al iIlllows Col.
eye ATE permitted to visit ibrir sisters
ut the Academy Half ietrs can be
securcl on two Of the rniIrond lines.
Teims moderate. For catalogues, adj
dfeIs ne above.
1875, a..
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ItOLO,

Who took Diploma at ,rvnGn State
Fair. held at Reno. Fall OF 1857. ~
host full L!o"d Norman colt. will be
three years old Sept. 20. 1875. aud will
serve II limit q number Of males.
DESCRIr IlON:-l:nio il n heavy
set, powerful DRAFT colt. nice clean heal.
proud a-ch neck, heavy n and t":i.
good limits aud buck. has Il form with
out defect. iSn hight strawberry rom
nEd j. descendant Of inp;lo grmy stock
Of the largest mud bcs, strain- ia the
United States.
PAptGHEl.:- i:ollo WIS sired by dnp.
pie gray Almedn No. 2,i29. whose
weight SaS l.sOO pounds. His dnm
VAS Pima. n gIry mare we'gIng 1879
pounds. Pima 10y imported darn dnpple
gray Loire; No. io7. weight 300
pounds. Dam OF Pima wa, Halle. II
gray mare W. ighiuG l.sOO pounds. Hal.
lie 10y the famous imported 81. LaurIrut
whose weight WAS 2.ilO pounds. Dam
Of Halle was Amelia. weight Leo
pounds. Amoli. 10y Louis 2ud. import.
ell 10y Gilmore d liOuscr, ofMari III Co.,
Ohio, and sold Feb, 1865. To l.. DiI.un
4 Co, normal. Illinois. Dam 81 Anne.
liza VA, Carrie Louise. a grny mar, 81
100 pounds weight. Carrie Louis, hy
the historical Old L"uls $np,l.nn.
weight. 1000 pounds. imported ~ 1854.
Rnln's ancestors trace tn" ycry best
draft blood Tor ID" pms; - y"aT..
TERMS.
BY the S"a."r. S25 Al murrs who
fail this .o,s"n will hR,c the ~" uf II o
horse tue following ,,n~yn. We also
have n Tuwtcr Of choice colts
TINT viii serve inaIeS until s,li Mt
SO for the season Grain taken a.
market prize on hoard cars. Clubs 81
mares taken for share Of colts. Pnstur-
6 for mares ir e. Correspondence
solicited, aud visitors welcome.
l.. e. HARDY. 3lnnhS r.
Onsi- Ranch Company
Teano, New, April II, 1883.
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Bullion Shipment.

TIE stage brought dom yesterday
;hiIt-on hsfs Of Commouwra'th bullion
valued 1t SIs.4Sy IL. Twelve bars
all! arrive to dag. making n toi.I hip
meat ri p bars valued At something
oser SO. 601. The T!tae--R-risw sa,s:
The or. vas crush-i IN tie NErAio-Iu-
f-p-nd-uos lH--trmp ruii', and the
pans nave terp running ja-t nine days.
Whsu this resori Is L, Et4u. Tu,caIora
vii tGy again.
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ST Peter Ito trembling soul ja.t ar
rived at the p.srly gates vie the golden
stiirl-w-Il. friend. have you your
credentials?
Trembling Soul-Aiasi no; 1 Was
suddenly droSrel While out fishing AID
eccld not prepare iny~eif for death.
St. Pe'er-Th.t's bad; 1 dou't see
hoT-by the way. hos many Ssh did
SUa ,atsL?
Trembling Soul None I caught
rot a .irels ope
ST. Peter (ihroSIug the gates vide
op-nJ-Eaier qaickly aad Welcome;
take this halo TO wear about your head:
bat f=~ such -, yoI abide With u.s.
IJuige.
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The Nevada state f'nir.

By re'eT-uce to an advertisement
elsewhere il this issue il - II he Seen
that the annual exhit t'"u Of the Me-
Va n Agricultural society will lie held
1t Reno September l. -, 1858. EI.
;~etsiSe improvements are making ut
2Eei; expense OIL the Lev grounds. pur-
chased u she Association h.; yea, il
the H.y =! Lex track aud lev b1iIiingS
Throughout. and when completed tie
Far grounds will b. tn hue,t on the
Coast AMI III ornament to the State.
The exhibition thu year Promises fair
10 eclipse a.! former efforts. aui our cit
iz=Ls are slTisei 10 make preparations
- naTe E!kO county veil rep.estn,-
FL
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DEMOCRATIC
STATE TICKET.

FOB CONGRESS
GEO. W. CASSIDY.
o: ESr,h. Cs.aaty.
FOB JUSTICE SUPREME COURT
". II. SEwELL.
Ut Es2srslGA County
FOR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS
THEODORE WINTERS.
o: gsshee County
J. \. HARDIN,
o. HaEheiGt cSaaty.
c. c. THOMAS.
OF Lysn County.
FOB STATE UNIVERSITY REGESTs
(Lops T.rm.)
n. s. BoSNIFIELD.
otH=-a1oIai County.
:. ID. KING.
OF wI.kOe CoG1;y.
(Short TERM
+ EDMUNDs,
or storey County.
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The Austin R.veille tell. of ,uo -.

The Austin Iievei!ie tells Of two per.
s'ns who yeot visiting last Sunday
bnt were scared al the eclipse nui
ttfaii TO rrinrn hoine The idea that
anyone in this da' md age Of general
Intelligence shouiI h. scared at an
eclipse SEEMS pr-Poster"us But there
vas = ;rau in Elko oil Monday night
looking for the c~clip-e, as he toll this
writer that /. won!i appear two nights
ia succession.
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Having resumed the management of
this popular Hotel, / desire 10 inform
my old cus,omuts and the public ecncr.
"IIy that good accommodations nj rca.
SonHb'e prices will be maintained.
TnE BAR
ia stocked With Gre Wines md Lionors
which will DO sold only iy the gallon or
bottle. Hyhschnnn's Beer hc tho bot.
Tie ~ quart; Milwaukee Beer ty tho
bottle: Fine Cigars.
. JoE. Liso,
pTnprietor.
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Those VI p~'fsirc TO pnrchnsc the best
qualit. 2 sSiroceries aud Provisions arc
= Nto tho nbovn reliable house
y re fair dealing md courteous treat
. 'ot Is The tule. Glassware, 'Tinwarc.
stohsvare, Nails etc. always in stock.
- Ii. CHASE,
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A. QUILICi md 3. TESTER,
II. fan1,.tI
The StHtc of Scvndn ends Grcct-
Ing TO i. Outlet nud r.. TCstcr,
~fenHnn

YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED to ap.
pear ! eiorc nnc, Ut NY Utic- III spruce.
mont Township. ia Toe county Of Elkp.
"r the 10th dHy Of Sei,irmhrr. 1889. at
10 o'clock. A Il ia nu action brought
hgHimst y"u ~ .lh plant II to answer
tue complaint q! the above named plain
tiT.
Said notion j. brought - recover judg-
meut against ypu for the sam of one
bundled end nine and GT-lUn dollars
Tor goods. wares md merchandise 4 III
nnd delivered tn ypn upon your ord r
and request, u" put OF the snmr hnv-
ing been paid and the ssune icing now
"no!ly due from yrT ns more fully np-
p'nrs Iy the CONF llint OF l!c heTeIn to
which you ar" referred. or Judgment
will be taken against you fol The snid
amount. icE'ther will the costs of this
suit II you Ill tn appear and rnSw,r.
To the Sh riff or any Constable OF
said county. Greeting: Nuke legal ser
vice md duE rrIuTu hereof.
Given under my hand this 23rd day
Of July. 1883.
FRANCIS. J. KELLY.
Justice OF the reuc. for snid TIP.
7.27-,d.
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n. -. GIlDiGIR,
Agent f,T;le

Empire Fence Mnchinr,
With which n substantial fence can be
made On the ground very rapidly mud Mt
slight cn't. The machine is light md
portable, and with IT n fence caa bc
made OF my kind Of p~icl;o's with my
sized wire. from Telegraph to No. lG.
nsing any number Of strands from two
& five. The machine mud n sample OF
it, work rhny be seen Mt
LAWRENCE BARROwS' SALOON.
A corhml invitation is extended To- nil to
examine this machine aud its work.
n. -. Guidngrr,
Agent
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Another r.eeinet Heard From.

Walter HolbrooS. OF the nepo; Hotel.
has determined - Gas; his lot With the
Republicans Il all Happened this
say: A teE evenings since Mr.. iioi-
brook vAs enjoying re-; and refresh
msut in the company OF a friend when
the subject Ct .'!fre trade" csme Rp and
his friend remarked: &c he'll mi: de
administration au' free trRte. Ny
p--sne> is ruinsi already. When der
R=puPlicsrs sss in Po=er l sell NY
goods Tor more ~ I do nov sut / max.
some profits: hut nov dis free ucol
preaks me all up" H1IbroOk ..ys he
will vote for Harrison and protection
To American IN iustEies."
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NOTICE TO STAR, CLIO
YER M RUBY VAL
LEY HORSEMEN.
The following S.allions will stand at
Oasis Ranch. season "t 1855:
GAMBETTA.

A full blood Norman rrcLcron No.
1866.
DESCRIP .-Gambe:tl is II
hands high. IL dapple gay. proud SIR
itel. ransy stallion. gifts Z feet, weigh
now 1876 pounds, has full -xrIessiv"
eye. proud arch neak. strong high hark.
high in front. good breast. broad. Hat
bone in leg and fine action.
PED:GEEE:-G umbct-n wns sired 10y
Keno No. I.33O. dam PicInln No. l.SUI,
and wnr bred 10y /. NJ Adams. Of Nor.
NAL. Illinois. is recorded in Vol. s.,
page $40. National Register Of fIe.ch
Draft Horses.
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Undertaking.

Having purchased Of Brown & Hos
kinS their interest IN the Undertaking
husiness. | nnn no% prepniei Ia attend
TO Ill calls ia that line. ! will also nj.
tend to tho rpaitimg and uph0l.tering
nf Furniture. eic. Chop on Commercin'
,tIe't tex, door 10 Brown & iIoskius'
old stand.
o.. n. Y. PETEnsUs,
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TIE nomination of VI. w. Fuller rs
Chief Justice of the United Slni-s, wns
orEirmei in the Senate las: Friday hy
q vote Of 81 to 30 Stewart voted
against the confirmation.
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Look I1rrcl

We hrvc just received n large stock
OF Ladies Hats. Lndics' Dress Q)ols,
consisting Of Ginglmns. Linens md
Woolcns. and Gcnilnmcn'a Clothing,
all "f the latest md most desirable
styles. Call aud inspect them.
3-26. j. osKSsTocx.
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HrpEosE.rR,c srEyu.

We fa'Vs the dsv,l5F@vai Q: the resssreS'
Q: erE S;ats- and approve AL ecSr;s 70 AiNaacs
its Ehts:i,i Prosperity. AID - this saa Endorse
all legitimate erdeAver AAt IA! sS ns&e fer
the advantage Of ~. Stale liz securing ;Lcre
good eluEsEs, All tie iavSstltai Q: capital il
our uiGst-
We also favor Z suitable appropriation By
Cengrcss fo= . autographs survey CT the
state for axe Tcrposv Of DETERMINING rrope=
methods for .tOrias uIter 10 hS Used :or iET.-
sAaOa.
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$500 REWARD.
Fort llalIcck. Ne,

The above reward will hc paid for the rtesi
.nd conviction Of any party or par,ies found
guilty Of stealing. LIllins or running OF
altering brands or marks Of any live stoct
belonging 10 sny member Of tho Nevada Live
stoat Assocl,tion.
n. II. A MASON, President.
GEO. s NIXON, Secretary
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Tie system II nSa-se<t,f!Aa public schools
established "a this State IS Al ssseatisl TA-t
Of ou- f.,e Institutions. AID At heartily favor
ik lib+-a! ==airIsnArSv ~ provided by our
CossuiGt.oH AID lAEs. AID by sGsE other laws
IN accordance With or Constitution a. Will
eEiGs IT. SSEczts - eNr? eAill IL tie State.
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Wedding Cards.

or the laies; styl-s. neatly printed
WITH new aud stylish type, ct San
f.arcisco prices at tie
lSryPESpEST OTFIcr
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Ser 81 such IL the kisEdsa.

the leaSipg ministries of tie country
aud Of the Dem >cratic party as WE'LL
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DIED.

FERGusoT:-At the Elko county Ho.pi.
ia'. Ju!y %. 1888, William Ferguson.
aged 10 years.
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rn rrepxxSsrp


The p~e=SccrK::e party Is IKE faithful fritst
90 the sSsaisrs Xad tAtir Gaa c-PhIaS.
ari II ApPrpSiA.oa CT the Suoie Ara asself
tsh kerNic, % the Cnsea sold:s-s and SAitsrs.
We eerlA=s IN fASor G: Ess-il leSisiAtoa il
ikttr SEAlf. A. . r~oS=itiss Ct patriotism
Tie IInNarnr--
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POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS.

Advertisements under this head will be pub
llsavd CplIl t-e CUgaiy Conventions meet for
Slu, nNurIubi1 tn a
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81 Szba.ates GO lad A. veil ~ -ro-sy 10
eUrPeraaens AMI sPsSs,AtSrs. kAORld eSAssf fer.
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school Report.

Following is the report Of Huntington
Valley school for the month ending
july 20. 1883;
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LIVING WATER
Passing through tho premises. upon
which from
400 TO go TONSOF Hay

Can tC cut rrch year. I'll" residence ia
" u'rtHLt.nl hulIru = OF siI rooms yell
l"Fi'-hrd. icT which t~n hlgLIy cuiil-
'nt"'i Vegetable ga I'm, mud IA, gioun,I,
about ito h"Us" urc iiurr'i IN irnii
tF'er nnd s~hrUOlc.y max ns I au utirHc-
tive and
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The petaoc-stic T=;ty az tie Stat Of NevA-
"a, in Convention .-scu.bl,t. r'sclrias lie ,!e-
wilton 10 tEe fsde9G! Union. and L. the CoI-
stiiui:ou Of the United State lal II. s:n,ud-
lata:s, AID hereby ~r,sIupts tie principles c:
constitutional government promulgated by
the DeI2OSiat!S National! Convention Of leSI
Aad AsEEed by tae PeV! l. In ;Le election OF
GroTeE Cleveland AMI Thomas \. ueEar.cks.
President saa NIe,-r.s-!d-&i .: tie United
STATES
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lui, speed. making tho like eastnnets
80 .Ho very foundations Of the house vibrste. Here
OCCASIONALLY some ambitious young stump whose
makes him fair mark for a little humiia
49," = invited to deliver oTation," the boys are
uns p1lmea and something like the following Is sure
" ""ppcn' The building Demosthencs OF ward politics
Eo,dAy pins hts faith to quotations. In that he re-
sen's many much more prctentous speakers with
' uHerencc' that HIS extracts are trite that tho
auo.duoh marks stick out all over them lie has
iohess Tor utterng quotations to suit the
sun AS likely as not he OF with
nF''nusl Americans countrymen Lend me your
i1ninfnirmi mrmrm comes down the laundering train
shutting on all sound own and the audience is
audience more but only secs the speakers eyes bulge
Die veins stand out and his Jaws open wide he careers
along me s'crn HIS features EXPRESS shows him
70 DC condenaing something and the words audible
a.c:
- filthy ucre, the root OF oil evil"
MS hearers who have been laying for" the luckess
man. pretend to think that he them to lend him
'er hthy luc7e. and chorus Of no mol THAT'S not
what we're here for etc." interrupts him, until the
chairman who enough hear ALL explains tho
mistake with simulated eanesness order is restored
ana the speaker continues Presently he comes 70 Not
one cent for tribute millions for defence.-r
hhrmrmrmrmm-again that deafcning din for tho
space OF Two minutes during which the speaker, judging
from the grin his face. has begun to say something
iuhhy II ia lost upon his audience, who only eaten
the closing words.
-, as the negro said when ch1ssi by the hull
acfoss the pasture hed' This does to connect
with the last audible speaker who begins 20
THINK that his Joke have fallen na when 1t suddenly
dawns on the watchers that negro that embarrassing DO
stion might naturally cry Millions for de fcnce and
the shout Of laughter that at the happy accident
makes the speaker fairly Initiate himself with pride, thus
adding not little the OF the is rot
always brdged but the watchers patient Finally the
orator switches Civil Service reform. Solemnly he
remarks:
Public onlee is a public
Rmrmmrmrmry come two trains in opposite directions
filling tho air with their and making the glasses rattle
on the table Before they pass the has entered
TRADE against yena oicehoders whose sentiments he
embodies in quotation from Shakespeare. what first
breaks on the watchers ears Isl
"--oyster, which with sword wifi open"
Shame RatsI Treason Down with such immoral
sentimental .Hs%s-si" in overwhelming chorus
from the outraged crowd. In vain the chairman tries to
Interfere and explain They will not any Of him. md the
dserunued and indignant orator goes OF in hun perhaps
TO soothe his RULED feelings in
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ernor He cannot be beaten in the fall conNehNoA
unless the Cleveland people prepared 20 enter w.
a War OF the-I going say Roses, bui on s.o,'
thoughts I viii call Il cabbages,-upon war Vi ~
Cabbagcs II the White Cabbage at Washington 'i'''-
he afford to male war on the RED OaOpa
Albany, he has the machine to do IL with. n"' =
must 20 further than was done in Tuesdays convention.
Tho wild cheers OF the mob continuing ior sce $50.
minutes and ending In repeated hnrrahs wheh mn
name spoken gave the Rcd Cabbage faction reeoN
courage. They had been grievously In the GIMP
but that demonstration revived them. They sa" ma
they believed all along that Inc parry was win 'n'D
and only White Cabbage machine against then' a"1
they are ready now for battle. The three canuiu"
Fl prescn. are Ill., Chaplin and Grace but OF the three
Hi Is By far the best situated Though the o"'s'.
leaves may look a little jagged about the edg 'n'
heart of the Rcd Cabbage IS stil firm and resoiue'
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IOtal -,
By careful and economical management TINS .osa,
may perhaps be rediccd to $4,000, and IL inc ao'i,S
has her dresses or does not need 10 expend muon ~
that way, san greater reduction may be eneo'o~
Society debutantes are accustomed to ten niahasS
that they have friends enough TO fill the mouse oi
week. but when these friends are called upon 'nS az
found to sadly diminish in numbers II Is an extreme
~ fortunate debutante or unknown play"rgn. "nV
get 800 into the theatre on the nfs' nsn',
the indifference Of the general public 10 inc
new players plays is something awiui 10 ca -
Should the new attraction mako falr su..o ~
nightly receipts are not likely to rise aoosu tired of
at the end OF the New fofheS t1rected only
theatre going, and country visitors Av ad to their
by those plays the fame or which mas pc or NAV
homes. But IL Is lnfrequeniy that .no 'r MANAGERS
does make Cruel and bllhu a Ia many GOOD
arc often supposed 10 be, they don Ssfs IL is rx-
thugs slip by Them II the venture it Ia2 MAY he
traOrdinaiy to how small taking .tpps pa MANY
presented In frst-class New fofE IN exscr4raIed
are the Instances where $50 would pe az Prom
estimate OF the amount paid by the ir or manager
these figures IL Will be that tne sn yr NAV ne
who ventures weeks trial IN n 49, has been
said TO have done well II some repn -, 20 ooo
gained In exchange for loss OF q ooV ~ oonenv ~
As rule the angel pays salaries, t,nc care IN get
composed Of actors OF experience. tahins edvsnce
a guarantee occasionally paymeh, e ~ Ills ~
sometimes chances risked and tlh osonca an in
materiailze; Then the former anger D'''
visible devil
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"GUTIYG" i RISING SrUMP.oRA7oR.
USING THE ELEVATED ROAD TO MAKE FUN OUT
OF A DULL SUBJECT

The nerves Of people who haye the elevated roa4s
running past their windows become So accustomed
OF the passing trains that the noise does not
disturb them in sleep, but no ones ears can be-
used to the nuisance as 70 hear the ordinary
tones OF conversation which must be continued I'm
shrek or dropped till the rmblins subsidies This be-
comes particularly noticeable In churches or lecture
halls along isFdden avenues and often results In
an inopportune hiatus in which makes bader-
dash Of the most solemn utteranees II takes q cool
and practlccd public speaker pause In the middle Of
eight Of eloquenee wait TIL the rumbns eeases and
then resume With his voice just IN the right Key and his
enthusiasm just the right pitch Most speakers
prefer co right hoping by sheer force Of lungs
ouroar the roaring Tut with Indifferent success at best
and nearly always with total failure.
This popularity Is used 10 furnish considerable
amusement tho fun-loying members Of an association
whose club-room Is the second floor over Thrdsye
lquor-stoFe. midway between stations OF the ele
waited road and past whose windows the rush az
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Henry, age two-and ahalf, threw bis slscs nanu
kerchcf into the crate fire day and ~ G't IL
Some time aierward he sitting at alnner WIN no
mother and was gazing into the are hen IL ~ 49,
voice 10 his thoughts: Nanny, once g"9 Up r w
a hangchuf In at Gro and burnt IL all up inoa ~. az
noticine both On ber face he went on Els, no was
naughty boy but It wasn't this baby-no' nut a. AL
but a b0y-bAbyS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-20

The NEXT prisoner is little boy, very little boy,
so rt,I. bs can hardly the railing In front
of the Judges bench, where the prisoners stana He
has responded to the name of Terence Bryan and is
accused Of larceny. When he comes up, towed along
by a big policeman, the Judge looks over HIS desk
squirns al him through his glasses and says "Whst
IN the world IS that little fellow here for
The clerk reads the charge. He is accused by
Hezekiah Hops huge. red-facsd. black haired nan,
i,b little black eyes and globuar nose Of having
wickedly and feloniousy taken and stolen from the
Office Of the said Hops one japanese bronze paper
holder Of the value Of ten dollars.
Are you guilty not guilty asks the clcrS
BY Teddy's side stands his mother and bis two
sisters one larger and one smaller than IA