The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1888-02-01
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We love cac.l othCr Cow.
But il the evolution
W-ill you forget your voT
O vii! you love nc, dearest
tThe m0n&d's plcadipgs ram
When you've Become Il woman,
AID I've become man?
He WHO docs not look before Tags behind.
Don't expect too much from thoscarouni
you.
lie that speaks doth SOW, but he that
holds lis peace doth reap.
4 helping hand at the right moment
would save many from ruin.
Where there is no'want of will there will
be 40 want of opportunity.
The unkiuGest cut of all IS TO be found IL
the average eiSlt-dollar suit Of clothes.
More people are drowned in the intoX
ica.ing cup than IN the sea.
One talent carefully c;nplot ed is better
than q hundred merely possessed.
Dispense with the check rein. and Get
more work from your horse without
torture.
Men are not Judged by TIER deeds now,
a-days: they alc judged by tilcii bords ard
mortgages.
He who docs 10 good gets 2onc. lie
who cares not for others will soon find that
others will not care FOR him.
a woman confcsseS to the marrying of
eight husbands. Few women possess her
power to fas;en-cight mcn.
Landlady-Jape, pass GIr. Dumley the
salt for his egg Dumley-Thanks, not
any salt. The cgg is none too fresh as it is
How cd It is, said Pat, 4: he trldGcd
along or foot. that lnau nirer n2cets Il
team going the same way he is
A good. healthy business year, in spite
of the Presidential election. seems to ne the
general conviction among conservative
judges.
Sweet potatoes. like the white. were
found growing here when Columbus came,
and they were among the presents hc carried
to Onccn Isabella.
New Orleans women cultivate canle!i&s
at such good profit that more than one
woman is said to have gone to Europe on
her c%nlelia bush.
'sAh. yes slid a cabinet.make- to q
crockery dealer, to whom he was intro.
duced. d.-'ah, yes, you sell tea-scts, and
sell sc;tecs.
Dan. what wud yez cal! a man who
stole q gallon av whisky and drank it. and
got the ii:n-iams? :'esor!a, / think ii
call him L snake ih:cf.'
Jnnes-Strange thing Mirardr; every
timc You draw 4 breath somebody dies.
Mrs. Jones-Wcll. | amt going 10 ste!
breathing on that account.
"Did it rain?" he exclaimed. in the
conIs: of q thrilling recital of border life
Say. Il rained so hard that afternoon that
The water stood three feet on q slant roof,
Bcecar-Plasa, scr, can't ye help pool
man with a large family out of work
Schoolmaster-No; why don't you set your
family at work?
Those who would render their charitie;
useful should iudicicusly dilfuse them
He who would have good crop must SOW
with his hand, and not pour out Of the saeS
into one heap.
When hotel clerk becomes an angel. il
his wirss are proportionatcly as wide a:
his earthly smile, he'll topple over the bat
tlemcnts of heaven unless his feet are adc
quateIy bal!asted.
..You needn't order re around, sir,
said lie washerman I'm 10: the hire(
girl It's EriGget's place to look after tht
milk I'm tie laundry lady ''Tha
dGcsa't scare me. said the man. I'm tht
P. ". G. r X. Of the T. O. G. G.. ant
Most Eminent Past g. w of the Ancicn
Order Of NJ. y. G. H.. and I wan: some
body to take this milk. Yes. sir, sale
the washcrwomau, meckly, as Sic went t
find crock.
Il sac that post.mortcm examination il
often made in murder cases. What docs
post-moF:rn examination mcan?' asked ;
Young wife of her better-half. "a post
mor;em examination, my dear, is intended
to allow the victim 10 state verbally his Owl
testimony against bis assailant, and is taker
down in writing" ':ThankS, darling; anC
you won't look down on me. viii you, be
cause | haven't your educatioa!' He sale
he wouldn't
For ten years past" said the new
boarder, my habits have been regular a
clcckwork. I rose OH the stroke OF six
half m hour later sat down to breakfast
at seven I was at work, dincd at twelve
ate supper at six and in bed at nine Thirty
ate only hearty food, and hadn't q sick da.
in nll that time Dear me-" said Ii,
deacon, in sympathetic tones; land VIA
were you in for?" And in the awful 81
lcncc that followed you could hear the hasl
gratc its tc tn.