The Red Cloud chief., 1888-10-26
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
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Sas West.
ArUioosrfcAf-.-w We hops our renders
will excuse the typographical appear.
nnco OF tho inside pages ~ the kietsr
this week. We were working thcm %
~ usual On Wednesday. having Joe tho
Digger Indian rs roller.boy. when
Judge Shacka wacksen made Va u call
and Jumped on ~ collar. Greatly ~
our surprise va picked the Judge up
and noppcd him all over tho Office aud
flung him out doors. His boot heels.
hind buttons. spcctaclcs and tobacco.
box few about and alight,d on tho
forms. and In our excitement we failed
~ notice them.
Tho big hole In our editorial on tho
tariF was caused by u boot-hccl. Tho
BLUR on the poem entitled: when
Baby Wakes Again." was caused by
two hind buttons. Such society items
M nrc uareNdablc owe their present
stats % the judges spcc,scles. wo
hope II won't occur again.
Nor TINS EvE.--Our name 1. being
prominently mentioned In connection
with the United States SenatOrship
from Arizona. While We are battered
and feel to step high. w must bog
friends IN hold up.
In the first place. We aro too honest,
sober and conscientious.
In the second place. va arr needed
NJ home. W. propose I % run about
1000 human coyotes ont ~ this Ter
ritory during the next twelve months.
and put IA thousand othsrs behind
prison bars.
While We 'oel ticlslcd all owe aud
can hardly sleep nights. We can't accept
the oNir, nor leave Arizona. Just
pass ih. place along Ia -omc other inan
and leave IA To do our work.
Dg"GivER. We owc no gruly - To
Colonel Tasting. because he onco
cuiYcd our ears In the corridor OF tho
town hail. W. had proved him n liar.
n swindler. and an a~bscOndcr. and no
Ind to CUT 10 save his reputation. Tho
Colonel IL now seeking tho nomination
for Sheriff. and Is promising. In case no
IL elected. to socure our town n gov.
crnment appropriation Of S25O.0oO to
build II public building. W. are actn.
atcd only by the kindcst motives when
W. say that the Colonel il u blooming
dccciver. llo can no more secure y
dollar from Uncle Sam than We can
borrow one Of the hinges from tho
gatos OF Heaven. All the influence no
has In this world Of sin and sorrow Is
confined TO tho Rcd Hot saloon and its
crowd Of r%cprobatcs. DO not be- do
coivcd In the castor oil voice Of tho
Colonel.
Az ExpLASArION.--Thc cause Of tho
Kicker In opposing The building Of u
bridgc over Rcd Horse river. to con-
meet our town with Dutch Hill. il being
severely criticised by some of our citi.
zons. who declare that W. are opposed
u progress and improvements. such
Is far from being the ease. Any opcn
bridge ncrOss tho river would b. IN IN
enlargement To suicides and accidents.
When n man gotta drunk ON Arizona
whisky. he either wants to kill some
ono or jump on II bridge. There AFRO
fifty men In town who would "a over 10
Dutch Hill. MI up, and fall or the
bridge coming back II it had u railin.
fifteen feet high.
AZ 10 u covered bridge. II would NJ
Once b. takcn possession Of by all the
old soakcrs In town who tried % get
homo. und in u month would be voted
u public nuisance. While We just hol!cr
for progress and Improvement. wo
can't 500 our way clear ~ this bridge
question. and shall therefore oppose it
until We have II change Of heart.
NoriCE. We have in our possession
about forty deeds and convcyanccs bc.
longing to ~ many different parties
which W. picked up on the street lns,
night. They dropped from tho coat.
tail pocket of our cs.im,blc aud efficient
Register Of Dcods rs hc was weaving
his way %homcwards Mt II late hour. In
the Fast this would be- callcd n piece ol
grOs. carclcssncss. and the Rcgisto,
would he expected ~ resign. Out here
In the glorious West no Importance l.
attached. and the cstimable Register
takes m extra drink and pulls another
wiro for denomination. Aud the wors,
of is that W. W genial Henry Slt IN
cash and daren't go for him until 1t Ii
paid. Detroit Free Press.