The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1888-05-03
a RAcY BOOK.
scintillating with Sarcasm and brilliant
Truth.

Nds York Letter.
Chap. I. Z" Has Maiaria;' goes 10 Florida
Chap. III. "oyerwofked;' goes TO Europe.
Chap. III. Has rheumatism" goes 10 Ems.
Chap. Nv. Has row with his Doctor.
1 have read deal of sarcasm in my day
but l never read anything equal TO tho sar-
casm contained In the above four chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. sus-
pect the experience portrayed is n personal
one; tho author intimates rs much on page
81. Let mo give you synopsis;
"Malarian as il states, lis the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up
multitude OF Ill feelings which thoy do not
understand, and do not much care TO In
vestigate. II is also a cover for such dis
cases us they can not cure. Whom they nd
wise their patient 10 travel or that he has
overworkcd and needs rest aud Is probably
suffering from malaria, 1t is u confession OF
ignorance or OF inability"
"The patient goes abroad. Tho change Is
tonic and for time no feels better Comes
home. Pickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleoplessness, irrita-
bility, tired feelings, and general unhtness
for business arc succeeded in duo time by
alarming attacks Of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless OF all human
feelings.
at is muscular--in his back. Articular
lin his joints. lniiammatory, my how he
fears II will fly 10 his heart
Now OF he goes 10 tho springs. The
doctor sends him there, OF course, to get
well; at tho same time he does not really
want him to die on his handsl
That would hurt his businessi
Better for few days. Returns. After
while neuralgia transhxcs him. He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia;
can not walk; can not sleep on his left side;
Is fretful; very nervous and irritable; Is
pale and nabby; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems TO 90
wrong; becomes suspicious; mnsters up
courage and demands 10 know what Is kill
ing himl
"Great heavenln no cries, "why have
you kept mo so long in ignorancer
"Because, - said the doctor, 81 read your
fate FIVE years ago. Thought best 10 keep
you ignorant OF the facts"
He dismisses bis doctor, but too late His
fortune has all gone In fees.
But him, what becomes OF him.
Tho other day well known Wall Street
banker said TO mo ait Is really astonishing
how prevalent bright's disease is becoming.
Two OF my personal friends are now dying
VI H. ~ ~ hob AAAN0AoCAo ~ tN~Assf
for my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me 10 be a Wonderful
one" This gentleman formerly repre-
scented his government in foreign country.
Ho knows, appreciates and declares the
value OF that preparation. because his
nephew, who is son Of Danish Vice-Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurablc when
the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
"Ycs,n said his father, ~ was very skep-
teal, but since taking that remedy the boy
is wcll.n
happen 10 know what II was that cured
the boy, for Genl. christensen, OF Drexel,
Morgan a. Co.'S, told me that IL was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero OF the book cured
himself by the same means.
can not close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians TO tho exclusion OF 9th
err remedial agencies They have no monop-
oily over disease and l personally know that
many OF them would far prefer that their
patients should q TO Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved to earth by tho use CT any "un-
authorized means"