New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-09
YES, YOU ARE RIGHT.


We look not now in that direction:
Let siugsers black each Others eyes,
We offer not tho least objection.
Lot Parliament fight ont It's fight,
Or its contention bring end to;
OF foreign questions we We lost sight
We've other matters to attend to.
Our interests lie not DER the foam
With German En6shnlan or Russian;
We've important work at homo
Tho tariff must have full discussion
-(BostOn Courier
Tue fairy talo about tho fortune and 1come OF tho
Rev d. John Hall, Of this city, is growing Some
Western papers now say that he Is worth SSOoO,Ooo
ana has an income o. 100000 year.
Honor from No Condition rises" The young man
who remembers that thoro Is always room at tho top
and struggles untrngly upward Is bound 10 WIN aiio
es, SIR. Ibcloyo it,
&" Many time have grown faint and weary on inc
way but still cried Excelsior, and pcrsevered unlll
We'll, todayl7
"One OF tho best brands OF cigars In America Is
named after me.'-llincolu Journal
in Tn, opinion OF tho Archbishop OF Canterbury the
greatest evil by which tho Eng working classes
are afflicted is the custom of early marriage" Most
people in this country have idea that tLc greatest
OWL Is drink
The editor OF Grggs County (Dalota) paper calls
attention to the tact thai Grgss County CONTAINS room
enough to seat tho entire population OF the gooe IN
arm chairs within It's limits, allowing each person
space OF thntcen feet. Unless tho Grlggs county
cdlor can oner other In ucement, IL II extremely
doubtful II tho entire equation OF tn, GioDo VIII go
thore 10 sit In arm chairs 1t is too in ernaly cold in
Dakota to take such out OfdOOrs loaf during tho
winter, and too hot for comfort in the sumncr-(nOre
ristOwn ueralL
When Mayor Hewitt retlres from Office no will
probably devote his declining years the production
OF ga complete letter writer" 1t would knock out
| every other book OF the kind In tho market.
Tho Louisiana Republicans, who open their cam
pagn In a few days, are anxious that tho Northern
| N hal Pelican
to follow tho discussion OF issues and to watch tho re-
Suits. Norhe.n speakers arc also sought Col
ored voters are coming forward to register In man
ncr unprecedented for years, taking McEncry at his
word, and beginning to hope for fair election In
April If Warmoih Is thereby elected, tho Republ
cans fool sure that thoy carry tho state again In
November.
Origin OF Bosiun's First Families -Mamma-And
who dw,lt In tho gar Zen of Eden, Fcddioi
| Fiedie-Oh, know, tho AdaInseS.--tiiarVau Lam
poon.
Tho Democrats feel like ro,lvlng an old nickname
applied to Senator Ingalls,. and calling him Senator
Nuealls.
gent; nan In Washington, Ca, has an iron safe,
and the man rom whom he got 1t, through ega
process, rcns> to gi.o him tho combina'lon ING
II for instructions about getting nto II, when they
wrote him ic break OF tho handle take steel punch
and knOik In the revolving rod lio was not more
than dvo minutes In getting into it-ISavannah News
great r.any wild geese are now seen at Ban
Harbor: and a cynical Old bachelor, who Is too rheu
male to Ilay tho gamo, says that . few months
later n great many tame geese will Do seen there
playing lawn tennis.
blessings Of Lbcrty.-Bill-why don't yer git inter
public n q an be somebody, jim
JIM did try ter git Office, but those burned civil
| service rules kop ms out
| what Office did yer try ferr
"Januor OF u public buill In. Thoy asked mo how
much two an two made an cause failed On the
first answer they wouldn't have mo-"
"Niver mind Jim, III help, yer GIT inter public
life. III get yer elected school director thar con-
| require no Examination. "-(Omaha World
A dlsgustod business man saya that downtown
res aaurant Keepers might oonciate tho fasthnous
among their customers and accommodate those who