The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-09-23
ALL SORTS.

THE sweetest of sweet girls who will
wait for you is worth her wait in gold
New Orleans Pjcayune.
A LITTLE girl belonging to an east enc
family has tortois shell kitten which
she describes as id.-Toronto GLobe
ONE OF the great needs of this coun-
try seems to be young women type
writer's who won't get married.-Phila-
delphia Press.
a PRETTY woman said the other high
she didn't in the least mind being old
but it was the getting there that dis.
tressed her, Boston Herald.
Your name, my child?" inquired
the matron of the poor little wait that
had appealed for charity. Mary Had
dell" Little lamb" feelingIy ex-
claimed the tender-hearted matron.-
Chicago Tribune.
TALKING of this, that, and the other
is it the pretty girl that makes the WI i {
dress look cool, or is it the white dress
that makes the cool girl look pretty
This, we think, is puzzle for O sum-
mer day that will lead to ratiocination
both pleasing and profound.-Philadel-
phia Record.
PHILADELPHIA Dame-What En-
gagged yourself to that young Sparrow
grass, regular sot, suspected EN-.
beZzier and-and poor as a church
mouse2 Daughter-Poor? Why his
uncle in California has just lett him a
fortune. Dame-Oh! Well, perhaps
marrying into our family will refoI m
him.-Philadelph Record.
"BE my wife," he implored, "be nv
wife, my adored one. See! have nv
life insured for $4,000 in your favor"
and he flourished the policy in the air.
She pondered a moment, linen raising
her large and lustrous orbs to his, she
said, Before l give you my answer 1
would like to know the state of your
health" -Boston Budget.
HE-You have considered, darling,
the seriousness of the step you have
consented to take7 Married life, you
know, is not ali roses. Do you think
YOU can bear to suffer as well as to re-
ioice? She-Indeed, l can, Charles
Haven't worn shoes two sizes too small
ever since l was IA years old Bur
liugton Free Press.
1RE heroine of story now running
n a southern paper is made to say: 81
will do the washing this time, mother,
for it is the greatest of delights to me-"
This is wide departure from the
realistic in fiction; in fact it reaches the
pinnacle of the ideal at bound. AS
work of the Imagination the story will
take high rank.-Indisnapolis Journal.
A GENTLEMAN and lady are stopping
at a Bar Harbor hotel who have had
queer experience. They met on the
Atlantic Ocean, he proposed in Sweden,
was accepted in Russia. asked her
fathers permission in e. gland, the
marriage settlements were drawn up in
the United States. they were married
in Algiers, and are now spending their
honeymoon in Bar Harbor. Matches
are sometimes made in other places
than the proverb says.-Bangor Cone
n1ercidL.
1t is rather curious that fair young
girl, full of healthful affection and
sympathy and all that sort of thing,
should grow up TO be a tyrannizing
old mother-in-law. 1t does not seem
natural, but if it weren'tso would every.
body have such a decided opinion
about them? Is it that woman when
she gets married finds herself o domi-
neered ever by a man that her only
revenge is to take it out of the man
who marries her daughter. Are
daughters after all only kind of bait
to catch a man that q mo.har-in-law
can get even up 'u?-san F-ancis, 90
Chronicle.