The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-07-26
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"a ttthNbeti fhAe Ak1 N@tAe frh
dspena largely uFor The batter.
The snoss snooeaisI deStaa musi e.
rscl 10 rua aEsisa ssss ocolsionalis.
-Many hsosdsloih haslsEi owes bis
prosperity ~ ,ks fact thsi be married
sssrshan girl
They call ihs coHsDbisl tie bow
lssa 10 chioaso. because i Pulls cat 10
EASILY
--Tbe Tasiishsss .bo sasd ibs, bug
sits vS eunlessT sass sfoSg itn
'srmfsi
-.Ma raftiaslor ciAinss thai there s'e
lee people povsdsIs who SAFER from
''sassss,ios Of tbs brsis "
Yousg pAysacia1s are oiseH sngry. Al
least. ,bty are soms,iwes fcnld Cpl Of
pailasi~
-An ,arhsnse says iensls snlis are
rnsAs loaa ibss season 70 20 With The rae
qnet
Macy man sho sont support his
Loma paper waots The paper 10 support
hin /. hen 40 ofice il 10 sight.
--Waen an Arab Of the desert wants 10
iBqairc Il bic sister is going away from
home lor sshile be says. Are You going
oasis "
"A msn is seldom aware with what adj
nlfably fac, eoi0rs bis snspenders are
dyed uaiil they are transferred 10 his uo-
deTeioiLins
Society Is composed Of two great
classes, those who have more appetite than
dianor. and those who have more dinner
than appetite.
When d Lesdsille lawyer WAS cross
ersmieing woman on the witness stand
las, wcsk. she e1claincd. ''l'm lady, aud
by tbunder dobt you forget H."
Macs a singer Is ambiiiously reaching
for hisb 20. while Der husband is bum
bly, aad ob.cuuly struggling for low jack
AMI li,o game.
odd lady Ga Pennsylvania railroad
siaiioul " this ear for Shsmokiu, mister
Brakeman 40. maam. II Jon want to
smaka take the car ahead
--,'Young mAu. life is butt span.
'Yes sir. but that only lasts while You
are engaged oue horse will do after
marriage.
"A eynic says III The arcicnts be-
liesed the earth was square they never
could have go, the idea from the dealing
of the inhabitants with each other.
Editors young wife My dear, yon
must pardon me ior coming down 10 a
wrapper this morning. Editor = Don't
mention il, my love. Some OF our most
valuable exchanges come to US 10 wrap
pers.
Wife: You say you shot this duck
yourself, John /? can ind no marks on
it, Husband (sho hadn't thought OF that
= Well -er my desr, the bird was very
high up. yoa Know, and perhaps the fall
killed it.
"A jealous clergyman on the Atlantic
coast offered upa feryent prayer few
days ago that the weather this season
might be mild aud temperate. and within
week the proprietors OF three Summer
resort hotels withdrew with their families
from the congregation.
III WAS at Saratoga, and he had pas
siona,ely declared his love. ! am wholly |
yours. Mr.. Higgins. the happy girl re.
piled; bu, would You kindly leave your
card before you go Not asa guaranty
Of good faith. she exclaimed, but / am Gu
rous to know your full name
"A young lady whose very best young
man lived over the way with his parepts,
took seat by the window one cloudy
morning. why do you cit by the win
dow such chilly morniug y asked her
moth !, 'Im waiting for the son TO come
out. a, she replied.
1t was bis first yisi, TO the city. As
he stood on the curbstone shaking his
sides with laughter be was accostej by 9
policeman, who said: whats the fun,
stranger 7" Fun can't you see il ?
just look how that thing pointing to o
watering cart leaks; why. the man wont
have drop left when be gets home,
II don't think much OF the scenery in
this part OF the country, said western
mao on Central Hudson train bound.
north. Give me a prairie every time.
What's the matter With the scenery n this
part 81 the coun.ry asked fellow pas
senger. Yoa cant see any. Them bills
and mountains are In the way.
"A boy 10 Newark, n. j., school
scratched bis head for long time before
tempting TO compare the animals OF North
America with those OF Europe. At last
ID hi. desire 10 say something, he wrote:
The animals Of North America are not AZ
lafec as those Of Europe. but they get
there iost The same !"
= Old Chaucer would be terribly puz
sled IL he should pick up one OF our news
papers aad undertake 10 read modern
English. What. for ius,suce, would he
mske 81 "a war IN dressed beef rates y IL
seald rqaire someihine more than q
glossary 10 help bin 10 the meaning Of The
phrase
. Little Bcrie, lad some four OF 1--WE
year, Old. reenlly asioaisbed his mother
with the question. "Mamma, VIA, is q
grass uidos II Ny SOP, grass widow u
oae wagse husband has gone away and
LETT her IN my papa should 30 assy