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calling on the devil. prefer the thick.
warm robe Of the old religion-old as God
tho robe which has kept 90 many warm

calling on the devil. prefer the thick,
warm robe of the old religion-old o. God
tho robe which has kept 90 many warm
AMID THE COLD PILGRIMAGE
of this life and amid the chills Of death.
The old robe rather than the thin, uncer-
tain gauze offered us by these wiseacrss
who believe the Bible in spcts.
On July q, 1914, at seventy-two years
of age, expired Isabella Graham. She was
the most ueeful woman Of her day amid
the poor and sick, at the head of the or
phan ssylums and Msgialen asylums, And
an angel of mercy in hospital and reform
atory. DR.. Mason, one Of the mightiest
men of his day, said ct her funeral that
che was mentally and spiritually the most
wonderfully endowed person he had ever
met. She was an impersonation Of the
most orthodox orthodoxy. Her last word
was peace. As 0 sublime peroration to nv
sermon, will give an extract from her
last will and testament, showing how ono
who believes in an entire Bible may make
glorious exit:
4. An extract from q will.
my children and my grandchildren
leave to my covenant, God-the God who
hath fed me all my life with the bread
that perisheth and the bread that never
perisheth, who has been Father to my
fatherlass children and . husband to their
widowed mother thus far. And now re-
ceiving my redeemer's testimony, l set to
my seal that God is true, and, believing
the record Of John, that God hath given to
me eternal life, and this life is in His Son,
who, through the eternal Spirit, overcomes
without spot unto God, and being conse-
Grated priest forever, hath with His own
blood entered into the holy place, having
obtained eternal redemption for me. /
also believe that He will perfect what con.
Germs me, support and carry me safely
through death, and present me to His
Father, complete in his own righteousness,
without spot or wrinkle. Into the hands
of this redeeming God, Father, Son and
Holy Ghost. commit my redeemed spirit"
isabella Graham.
Let me die the death OF the righteous,
and let my last end be like hers. "Glory
be to the Father, and to the Son, and to
the Holy Ghost; as it was In the beginning,
is now and ever shall be, world without
end. Amen and ameuw
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
w L.. Scott Mu ch Rstter.

ERIE, August 5-The private informa-
tion received to-day from Brighton Beach
concerning VIM. L. Scott's health, brings
a different state of facts that what has
been stated in the papers. Mr.. Scott's
family here was notified to-day that Mr..
Scott WAS enjoying himself driving about
the beach in the company of his grand
children; that while he has been slightly
troubled with illness, he is getting along
nicely.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
A Fatal Dinner Party at Marietta

MARIETTA, o., Aug. 5.-Frank H..
Chamberlain died this evening of typhoid
fever, of those who partook of the college
Alumni dinner June 9th, residents and
visitors, and more than twenty have been
seriously sick with typhoid fever. Cham
berlsin is the third to die, following Geo.
p. Dye and of Bearch. Others are still
dangerously sick. Outside of this dinner
company Marietta has no typhoid fever.
This fact is a startling one and directs
especial inquiry to the cause.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
SHOCKING SCENE AT BRIGHTON.
A Female Snake Charmer Repeatedly Bit
ten by Cobra.

ten by Cobra.
LONDON, August 5.-A snake charmer
called Nine. Esmeralds, who has been
giving series Of thrilling performances in
a menagerie at New Brighton, gave an in
voluntary exhibition last evening, which
filled the spectators with horror. Among
the reptiles in her collection is a large co.
bra, whose fangs have been extracted, but
whose vicious nature has not been softensd
by contact with its mistress. During the
performance Nine. Esmeralda coiled the
snake about her waste, when suddenly II
struck her upon the arm.
She attempted to soothe the reptile, but
her efforts only seemed to exasperate it the
more. Easily evading the lsdy's attempts
to secure its head the snake bit her re-
pestedly upon her arms, face and breast
until blood streamed from her wounds.
The spectators became tremendously ex-
cited. Most of the women present
screamed wsth fright and many Of them
tainted. The snake was finally secured
and placed in his box, bat Nine. Esmer.
aida, painfully wounded az she was, con-
tinued her performance with other snakes
to the end of her act.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
LEGISLATIVE PROGRAMME.
An Effort to Amend the Fishery Treaty
VIII be Made.

An Effort to Amend the Fishery Treaty
Will be Made.
WASHINGTON, August 5.-The bill for
the admission of Washington Territory as
State of the Union holds the position OF
unfinished business on the legislative cal.
endar of the Senate, a position which it at
tanned ten days ago and which it is likely
to hold some days longer. The fisheries
treaty in open executive session promises
to absorb the attention of the Senate dur
ing the present week. The pending ques-
tion is motion of Senator Morgan TO
postpone further consideration until De-
cember. No doubt is entertained that it
will be decided adversely, after which the
treaty will come formally before the Sen
ate for amendment. 1t is inferred from
some utterances of Democratic Senators in
debate, that efforts will be made to amend
the treaty, in hopes that it may better
command the support of some Republi-
cans,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Fanny Davenport Not Married.

NEW YORK, August 5.-Ex-Judge Dit
tenhoeffsr recently sent the following tele-
gram to Miss Fanny Davenport, who is in
Oakland, CAL: Newspapers here an
nounce your marriage; is the report true?"
To-day he received this answer: "No
truth whatever. Tour an ovation.n
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
WASHINGTON MATTHEWS,
Assistant Surgeon U. s. A.
Snrrow at CIuclnnatI.

CINCINNATI, August 6.-An the lire
bells are tollipg in consequence of the news
of Gen. Sheridan's death, and will con-
tinue tolling for one hour. Flags are 60
ing to be at half mast, and tomorrow all
flags on public buildings, of eve'y discrip'
tion, will be lowered.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
AN EASY VICTORY.

How the Amalgamated Association Won
with Perfect Economy.
PIrTsBURG, August 5.-The Advisory
Board of the Amalgamated Association met
last night at the headquarters on Smith
field street and audited the books. Every
thing was found to be in good shape. The
lockout was won this year without draw
ing a cent out of the treasury.
No strike benefits are paid for two
months after the mills are closed down,
and this year the majority of the firms
sigued the scale before the end of the first
month
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
DvprRLICAN OPINIONS.

,.r,o free list might be enlarged without sf
Ting iniuriously single American interest
,,,Eio,sf, iR.pl Of OHIO, author OF free t0hIssl
pld,torR e' - -.,,,,. ,r,,,h ANITA,
,-.,u,srrrscture % al sorts. All duty paid on
-, articles 20 direct 10 the cost Of the article
~, manufactured here, and must DC paid Tor
- consumer. These duties not only come
=, ~, con,unerS at home, but act AZ pro-
-, ., fnrrigu manufacturers in our own and
I,s,,r, markets. '-PrssidsR! GnaH'.
81 hold that a properly adjusted competition
,,,,u,en home and foreign productS is the best
70, nv which 10 regulate international trade.
- ,ho,yi De 81 high that our manufacturers
-, f,ir,y compete with the foreign product, but
-, ri,b A. 20 enable them To drive out the
f,,,igu article enjoy monopoly OF the trade
ana re,ula,c the price aS they please. This is
,,y doctrine of protection. So James Il Garasd
~ -.c,rpmeuI am enlargement OF the free list
s,,sto iocluic within il the numerous articles
,,bi.b WELD iucou, derable revenue; simplih'
.,f.,o ,f the complex and inconsistent schedule
,,.rrt,,, up1u certain manufactures, cotton,
,,.,,.s-E .,,,r and q substantial reduction ofthe
tr,,.s r,.,ll those articles, and upon sugar. mo-
ls.... silk wool and wooden goods. Pm SidtRt
i-l.-., Ng,,,ss g l>>2.
.gv rhf. law .he Tariff OF ISL the duties were
.t,c..f lower than they had been at any time
,.,r. fb, ,,sr OF l,I1 The act was well received
hv tg. people. autws> indvri concurred in by a
considerable portion OF the Republican party.
-ErH., t. BGEHI.
..tyrrv advance toward free exchange of
.,mmoiity, Is an advance ia civilization; every
o1.,rlr,iou 10 free exchange Is born OF the
same NARROW. dr>lotir>p,rjt which planted cas-
ue.urou the Ehine 70 p,uuder peaceful COM
r,er,,.. every obstruction to commerce is tax
rpnn consumption. every facility to free eS-
chang, rneapcuS commodities, increases trade
and production. and promotes civilization.
So,h.ngs, worse than SeatiOualt'm within ma
t,on. and nothing Is better for the peace OF ma
,.,n,r,su unrestricted freedom Of commerce
am, Intercourse with each other. john SheT-
mG.
ur f, believed that the time has arrived when
.,-f-,rsnu the duties on nearly all the arti-
cr..ir. our tariff is demanded and feasible. :
d MIL probably be found that in general
,b. -..lrrtion can chiefly be made on the raw
r,st.-Isl n- ruar>cr manufactures, rather than
tbo.. rpor which \ greater amoun.ot labor has
rssr E,,towrd. ..'-S,crsGry F lJ,r's Report 1852.
.r.r,,-Thst the existing duties upon raw ma
,sr,s., which are 70 be used in manufacture
,hor,l be removed This can be done IN the in
rsrs,, of our foreign trade.
.S.r.nd-Tha, the duties upon the articles
n.eior consumed by those who are the least
able tp bear the burden Of taxation should be re
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Attempted Robbery at 81. oIairsviiIs.

ST. CLAIRsvTLLR, o., August 5-Louis
p. Hoffner, a merchant tailor Of this place,
was wsylaid late last night by some un-
known person, Just as he was about to
enter his residence and struck on the head
with stone bag, weighing eight pounds
The blow was severe one aud left an
ugly cut on his face, but Mr.. HGffner
realized the situation and called for a..
sistance when the highwsyman ran. Rob
berry was the intention ss Hoffner haG con.
siderable money with him. This ~ the
second attempt of the kind on two Of our
citizens within three weeks.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Proposed ProseourIon of White Cans

INDIANAPOLIS, August Sin compli-
ance with a request from Governor Gray, q
visit to Southern Indiana will be made by
Attorney General Michener, for the pur-
pose of obtaining evidence, if possible, on
which to prosecute some of the White CAP
outlaws, who have been committing out,
RACES so frequently.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
A Ship's Crew Lost.

SAN Francisco, August 5.-New Zea-
land advices received to-day by the steam
er Alemadas is that the ship Star of Greece
went ashore near Adelaide Harbor July 13.
Of twenty-seven persons on the vessel the
Captain and all others were drowned, ex-
cepting the first and third officers, four
men and four apprentices.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
In Other Words IL IL N Lie.

BERLIN, August 5.-The North Germa,
Gazette says il il authorized TO state thai
the alleged report recently published In
the Nourelie of Paris, purporting to bt
from Prince Bismarck TO Emperor Freder'
lex with reference to the projected mar
riage of Princess Victoria TO Prince Alex.
ander of Baxtenburg, is pure invention.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
The Great Timber Raft Safe.

Boston, August 5.-Captain Mckay, oI
the steamer 0lcustte, from Ann Harbor,
reports that at $40 last night, when eight
milcs north by east from Metinicns, he
passed the Joggins timber raft in tow,
making very fair progress, probably five
miles an hour. The wind was southwes,
and fresh.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
UNDER TREATMENT.

Robert CARROTS CoudItion SIN Deemed
Very Serious.
NEW YORK, August s. Robert Garrett,
who with his wife, Is stopping ut the Bro
wort House, Is under medical treatment
1t was said tonight there was no change
in his condition, since his arrival. He will
probably be taken 10 Newport or some
other watering places a. soon ~ his physi-
clans think the change will permit.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Takes Her Own Life After His.

PHILADELPHIA, August Sat 2143
Fox street to-day, Florence Lescher shot
and killed William Griesman, railroad
conductor, with whom she lived, and then
with razor cut her own throat. He had
threatened to leave her.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
John L. Biufhng Again.

BosToN, August 5.-John L. Sullivan
says in an interview that he is training at
Nantasket Beach with Ike Weir, under
care Of Murphy, who fought him for his
first match. Sullivan says when he enters
the ring next time it will be to finish.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Mrs. Rawson sues for Libel.

CHICAGO, August 5.-Mrs. Meckie L.
Rawson began suit yesterday afternoon
against the Chicago Times Company for
$50, 600. Mrs. Rawson claims that she was
libeled in an interview with her husband
published in the Times June .. This was
the day after Mrs. Rawson shot Attorney
Henry c. Whitney in Judge Jamieson's
court
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
a DI.astruns Incendiary Fire.

NASHVILLE, TENN, August 5.-A
special to the 4meriedR from Newbern
says: Fire broke ont there Thursday
night and destroyed .he entire eastern part
of the town. But for the blowing up of
one building by the citizens tie whole
town would have been wiped out. The
loss is $3.50, 600, and not cent Of insur-
ance. The fire was incendiary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
NO LONGER REPUBLICANS.
Two Promissst Broekiys Cse1ssas o.
not euR II. O10Vo1nn1.

Two Pronissss Broekiys Cte1ssas Oasse
Ost ass ~. Cssvsaas1.
NEW YoKK, AsEsst 6.-Twe pssn-
insut men in Bseshlyp, vhs hsss aiwsSs
supported The Rssablioan ean6idstM =
Presidential jean. ss.sunosd ysstssday
thss tbsy weald suppsst Psafdast Osss-
land ss he pext s,lc4asa. Thsg - O..
don B. Hsstoa a.d Edvis Pse1nEl
Mr.. Hertsa = . sasnSsf q - I'm q
G. B. Hestea q Co, issih~ Sea,0s e 10.
7s md 50 Gold stssst ~ ~. Hs Hsn
ss No. sis Ossitss svssss, Bsssklyn, -
4 msubsr q ~ Nisth WaA nevutob>
en- Associates. He wili se6gD - -
Associates at1ts nsxs nasetoe H. ~.
toa vms Magwusap - l5oA - 49,
aeainst Mf. Bi6ins fs pssaeof So1nR
sT sm psing - ysts NJ C0gys19 -
suppoet ths Dsoeesntie Dae9ZsD - -,
Hatea yeo9dsy, sbsesase ] bdA{e 90
pertv vili neai1y u ts3G = . S1IA1.
vii b usss - - ints1s1s g unno1De
turas - aayihing ~ Rspse1@DHey
Nm e. I asa,t vsat - ~ nvlatnS ri
- in roenca . - nettw, beo111Df tn1oI
- - NJ Aewes 6 - When
talk r. psistl ! vnst - h.BeaN
n sseh 8 shaDe ~ ~ ton11 y
laask vfn - eoas1oeD4 8 s
II. PnGansd = Rs1nf1Gnt . - y1uqkj
H0's Chgi11in AaDGfn16on H - -
sspoeet r.. Dlofno 6png yn11 - -
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Looking for an End of the War,

BALTIMORE, MD, Auguct 5. President
Spencer, of the Baltimore and Ohio rail.
road, said this afternoon that he has infor.
nation thst leads him to believe that
freight rates from the West, which are now
in a greatly demoralized condition, will
soon be raised to remunerative figure.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Killed In a Drunken Quarrel,

New YORK, August 5.-In the course
of a drunken quarrel in Brooklyn to-day,
Andrew J. Martin struck Aug. W. Jensen
on the head tracturing his skull. Jensen
will probably die. Martin was arrested.
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pal,s Tollsd at BOSTON.

Boston, Aug. 5.-When the news OF
Gen. Sheridan's death WIS received in this
city the fire alarm bells Immediately an
nounced the sad fact, tolling for half an
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
WIN Investigate the Holocaust,

NEW YORK, August 5.--The Coroner
has fixed Tuesday next for the beginning of
rigid examination into the cause of the
Bowery fire, at which nineteen lives were
lost. Donations for the relief of families of
deceased and injured continue % come in.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
NEWS AND COMMENT.
THE WEATHER.

r,-wss. Virginia and Western Pennsylvania:
generally fair weather, sligntly warmer NSriA'
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Lightning Strikes a Church.

New YORK, August 5.-Lightning last
night knocked off q large cross and ten
feet Of the top Of the tower of the Chapel
Of the Good Sheperd on Twentieth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

WHAT is more attractive than pretty
face with fresh. bright complexion? For
|it uss Pcxzoni's Powder.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

Hon. DAN VOORHEES, speech at Terre
Haute, Saturday, will be found on the in
side. Ii is q seorcher and worth careful
reading.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

Two more prominent Brooklyn Repnb-
hcans Msssrs. GORDON B. HORTON and
EDWIN PACKARD, the latter the President
OF the Young Mems Christian Association,
have announced themselves for CI.EyE-
LAND. There are no flies on these con-
yerts. This makes ten from Brooklyn
alone whose change has been publicly an
nOunced, and every one of them is lead
ing Republican.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

SHERIDAN Is dead. The news comes
Unexpectedly despite his long illness. The
country was better prepared to receive 1t
a month ago Since his removal from
Washington, hopes, apparently we'll
grounded, have been entertained for his
recovery and the sudden news OF his death
comes like q thunderbOlt from an almost
clear sky. The American people will
sincerely mourn the loss OF this brave,
pure spirit, for they owe him much. To
him a. much as to any man, save GRANT,
ths Union owes its preservation. History
tells OF no brayer soldier, no truer patriot
or purer mau. This WAS attested by the
haste with which Congress, when it
thought him dying, created for him the
Ihigheat military rank, held previously
: only by WASHINGTON, GRANT and SHER-
MAN, the rank of General OF the Army OF
the United States. 1t was the tribute Of
grateful and loving people who will hold
the name of PHILIP HENRY SHERIDAN in
dear remembrance.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
WHEN THE ENERGIES FLAG
use Hosfortisa A a pho.h

DR.. 7. @, SMITH, Charlotte, N. G., says;
''Is Is an invaluable nerve tonic, de.
lighsful beverage, and one of the best 10
storsrs when the ensrgies flag and The
spirits droop."
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

Ws call the attention of wool. growers to
the following from BrddSireets' report OF
the wool market. Like all the official
market reports since the introduction Of
the MILLS bill, it gives the lie to the
claim of the Republican politicians and
INSCRIPTIONS wool spectators that the
price has declined:
All OF the important wool markets show q de-
cidel Improvement upon last week. Prices in
Ihe country are 1t least as firm as at any time
This summer, and in some quarters an increase of
strength Is apparent As rule values in the in
terror continue rather above the SesbOard level.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

CHAIRMAN BRICE, of the National
Democratic Committee, isels so satisfied
with the condition Of the Democratic
aampiigu that he will take day off this
week. The absurd Republican lie about
wages aud the MILLS hill has already be-
gan to react on that party and is driving
votes rapidly to the Democrats. Chairman
BEIrE claims Michigan, Illinois, Iowa,
Minnesota and Wisconsin. In his own
words: 1T is the feeling of confidence
the people generally have in President
CLEVELAND. Even those who do not dis
tinetly understand the tariff issue are so
strong in this feeling that the efforts to
befOg and bewilder them entirely fail.
They will vote for CLEVELAND on their
feeling OF trust and confidence. They
consider him patriotic, brave, honest and
faithful"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06

JOIN ROHmsOs, the veteran shOwmAn,
Is dead.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
Full Of HOnOrs and Shining With Good
De5ds--A Sketch Of the Distinguished
Patriots Lifs--HOw He Fought
His Way to Fame and
Fortune.

NEW BEDFORD, MASS, August 5.-Gene-
raeSheridan died shortly after 10 O'Clock
tonight. Death was very sudden, result
ing from the old heart disease that has
troubled the distinguished patient so long
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-08-06
A SPLENDID INFLUENCE,

Do not Jump overheard from the staunch
old Great Eastern of old-fasbioned ortho-
doxy until there is something ready to
take you up stronger than the fantastic
ysvl which has painted on the side "Ad-
yanced Thought" and which leaks ut the
PROV and leaks at the stern and hasa steel
pen for one oar and q glib tongue for the
other oar, and now tips over this way and
then tips over that way, until You do not
know whether the passengers will land In
the breakers of despair or on the sinking
sand of infidelity. and atheism.
/ am in full sympathy with the advance
ments of our time, but this world will
never advance single inch beyond this
old Bible. God was just as capable Of
debating the truth TO the proph-
eta and apostles % He IA
eapsble of debating the truth
70 these modern apostles and proph-
eta. God has not learned anything in .
thousand years He knew just % mrch
when he gave the fzt dictation - He
does now, giving the last dictatiou. II be
Ia giving any dictation st al. 30 / will
sticf 10 the old paths Naturally skep-
tie and preferring new things 10 old, ]
never 90 much ss to-day felt the truth q
the entire Bible, especially - ! Isss into
vh.t spsctacular imbecility msn rnsh
vben fhey Try 10 chop up the Seriptusss
v;fh the neat- t-axe Of thsir own prefrsnosss
- s.Iling upon philSssphy, NV calling
q O. eharsh, nsw eallias = e., ns~
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-08-25
PAINLESS DEATH.

The use of carbon dioxide has been recon-
mended as a speedy and painless means OF
extinguishing life in animals. but it
appears that death does not always ensue
at once on suffocation by this gas. A frog
was recently placed in carbon dioxide fol
half an hour, ane then, apparently dead,
was subjected to some electrical expert.
ments, but two hours later was discovered
as livelyas eyer. The observation suggests
that suffocation may produce at first kind
of catalepsy, and that life should not be
too hastily pronounced extinct in persons
taken from burning buildings, mines, etc.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-08-25


Lady calling on friend in New York
fat You are delightfully."- situated, Mrs.
Clark. 1t is so nice to haYe plenty of closet
room. Mrs. Clark-Er-ye-es, but those
are bedrooms.
"A Chicago man who saw that Mandall
Creighton's book, The Age of Elizabeths
contains pa pages remarked that he didn't
think it ought TO take 244 pages to tell how
old Queen Elizabeth was.
DE Smith There is one thing about
Miss Angelina Popinjay that don't like.
Travis: What is that9 De Smith Haven't
you noticed that she has TO use both hands
when she wants to hide yawn?
About every party has nominated its
presidential candidate but the antl-bustle
party.