The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-11-15
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


- The butcher is man who ought log
know how to make both ends meat. SIS
Convicts are the only persons
who do not believe in their convlctions:z
Forests are springiDg up-uh the
abandoned mines and mining TOWNSHIP
California. ssss5s
1t takes woman to pack q trunk, s.
but it takes an impatient man to unpack
it when he wants to find his razor.
"A Cincinnati boy gave the following
description of having a tooth pulled:
"Just before it killed me the tooth Scamess
out"
= Things even up pretty we'll after ALL
Men throw banana skins on the Sidewalk
and then the banana skins throw men on
the sidewalk. 5--i--5=--<s.s-.
- Out in Arizona it gets SO hot.that it,
is said they have to feed the chickens
cracked ice to keep the hens from laying
boiled eggs. So 5
- No matter what the subject Of cca;ssS
versation may be when two women meet
at the backyard fence, there is much tosS
be said on both sides. ::ss:sSS
- From s3O,oO0,OOO to SAC, ,00O, ,000$ss
worth of old jewelry lies idle in England s
and various firms have begun t6@melts it,
down to make new patterns. M
Death is as near to the young as to-
the old. Here is all the difference -:
Death stands behind the young mans
back, before the old's mans face.
- The hours of labor in England wereI
twelve per day up to 1847, when thels
were reduced to eleven, and again ra
duced to ten in 1874, where they s
stand. $$5! $E5
A couple married near BaltimS sz I
last week that certainly believed in the
saving tits better late than never The
groom was 107 years old and the bridesas1
widow of rs.
- Betting on the result Of "a Presiden.S
tial election seems to be about as satlsfacs
tory as sticking your finger in q bucket
of water and expecting to find g. hole,
there when you withdraw your hand
- The Philadelphia Record expresses
it pretty forcibly when it; says ::ss a.sEs aA1Ds
American who sells his vote Eis.a sort Of
cross between Judas Iscariot and Benedict
Arnold. he is too mean to live, and too.
utterly lost to die" sssssS;
Since oyster. planting and the leasing
of oyster beds has been regulated by the
Government, the industry has grown
rapidly in Importance, until now IN New
York State about7 600 men and 81 ,00g, ,00gls;;
capital are employed in it.
- George Thornburg and Arminsta
Wiles, of Winfield, Kan, were married
by Judge Tamsey, Oct. 18th. It Was the
brides 10th birthday, but as sheiwassans
orphan and had no home, the Judge
issued the license without the usual cohs
sent being filled. 53Essssssss;
The newspapers state that the rich
est widow in this country, if not in the,
world, is Mrs. Moses Taylor, whose iors
tune is estimated at $40, ,000,0 ,000. She
lives in New. York, Long Branch, and:
several other places, as the mood strikes
her. ssssfs
Shoe dealer Ito clerk Ham,
why did you insist upon selling to that
old gentleman who just went out q pair
of small soft shoes when he called sfor%
large cowhide boots p" .eW ell 7-er-- ,,ss
IT insist upon knowing" g The fact Is5
call on his daughter quite frequently in
the evenings" IS
A simple plan of stopping bleeding
of the nose has lately been advised.
Grasp firmly the nose with the fngerands
thumb for ten or fifteen minutes thus
completely stopping the movement, tot air
through the nose, which displaces freshly
formed clots, you will favor the clottings:
of the blood and will frequently stopS
hemorrhsge.
Last years coroners' inquestsgof9
England furnished two examples death
resulting from tight lacing The last
case was of q young lady suffering from
fatty in6ltration of the heart, who. died
suddenly while dressing hastily afteraS
hearty meal. The corset was proved
have had close agency in determining
the fatal result Popular Science 1ionttsssli
B.
"A successful cat:trainerl says that
next to the goat, which is the most obs
stinate animal in the world to sinstill Tan
idea into, the cat is the most difficulty
animal to train. They never AXE any Isl
interest or pride in their work, likesth
horse or dog, and they have not a:parhc!saa
ofaffection. Old tabbies who are the petsd
of the social corner would probably object
to this criticism. ~
Two English syndicates own 800: 4
600 acres of land in Texas. Anothe1
owns 100000. Sir E. j !. Reid, the iat3 E
nous English naval constructor, has
100000 acres in Florida. Two LondolI
firms own 100000 acres. An EnglisH
company has 7O00 900 acres in MississipE
and auothe. company has 750, 600 acres
Individuals and companies OF othefN
nationalities are also large holders.
- There is to be great rivalry rs S
| Washington this season between
ministers from Persia, Corea, China am
Japan. They are all wealthy nnen, anE
can afford to entertain, though the CHI
nese minister is the only one among thetds
who has more money t5 S knows whats
to do with. The JapS minister has
one great advantage in that he 4hassa
charming wife, who is fast making many:
warm friends in Washington. sssaa
The Prince of Walessis alwaySac.
companied by two detectives: They.
dress as gentleman and are ever sas his.
heels. At the theatre they are at the
back of his box, at the races they stand
lust behind him, and it is their business
never to have him out of their sight. Hes;
has no responsibility of them, but they:
can never leave him off their minds
They live at Marlborough House son4he;;
fat of the land but their position is not:
one that is coveted by their
professionals of Scotland Yard 9ssca.gos,
llail.
- The records of the humane so lies
on both sides of the Atlantic show that
of late years fair proportion Of their:
medals fall to the lot of girls. Ihere;
were several notable instances of rescue
from drowning last summer by girls under
20 years of age. Many women are accom-
plished swimmers. This is but natural
As their bones are generally lighter than
those of men, and their flesh more buoy
ant, they have less difficulty to overcome
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