The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1888-11-22
: Laugh and Grow Fat.

] If man has brass, he can gel
along with a moderate supply OIL
! tin.
THAT HACKING COUGH can be
quickly cured by Shiloh's Cure We guar
antee it. For sale by Starkweather & CO.
Give often heard men say" said
an old lady, ''that they had been
struck with an idea, but I never
could see where it hit EN-
.'Oh, you have come first at last;
you we're always behind BEFORE" was
the queer greeting a shool master
gave the first boy at school,
Catarrh cured, health AMI sweet breath
ecured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price SO cents. Nasal Injector free. For
sale BY STARK weather & Co.
Dr.. Finney' once began his pray
ing after the choir had performed an
anthem, by saying: "Lord, thou
unde1standest what this choir has
said. though we do not understand
word"
Mrs. Gusher: 40, what sweet
little fawns I do wish you would
buy them for me, Charlie Mr..
Gusher: "Perhaps l will next fall. y
But they'll be two deer then, won't
they. Better not want"
-Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terriable cough Shiloh's Remedy is
he remedy for you. For sale by Stark
weather & Co.
"Biggens makes me tired. l new
er saw such crank on homeopathy
in my life 1T that so /" eyes.
You know he has the hay fever
every summer and now he is going
to marry a grass widow on account
of it,"
Madam, to French cook applying
for place: "Your accent, Maria,
is not strictly Parisian." French
cook: "No, mum; me husban',
hiven rist his sowl, was Dublin-born
and his ACCENT that l have absorbed
a troihe."
English SPAWN Liniment removes all
hard, soft, or calloused Jumps and blemishes
from horses; Blood Spawn, Curbs, Splints,
Sweeney, King-bone. Stiles, Sprains, all
Swollen Threats, Coughs, etc. Save $50 by
use of one bottle. Warranted Sold by
Starkweather & Co, Druggists, Kenosha
Wis. ly42
He las the Lanciers is about to
commence). "Shall | have your
hand p She (softly): "With all my
heart"
The campaign button has been
called in; but just now mans hat
is very good index of his political
opinions.
otis all very we'll, said the grave
digger, "to advise a young man to
begin at the bottom and work up,
but in my business it isn't practical
ble."
One day Bill Nye found a hair on
his head, and was about to preserve
it in alcohol when he reflected that it
must have been dropped there by
another man. y
"Aw-yaas-base-ball regular
country game remarked an Eng
llshman, who was viewing the ..-4-
tional sport for the first time-"noth-
ing but bats, fowls, and flies
Boils, carbuncles, and other skin eruptions
indicate that the system in endeavoring
to reject poisonous acids, and that Ayers
Sarsaparilla is imperatively needed. 1t is
the most reliable OF all blood medicines.
Ask your druggist for it, and take no other.
Preceptress lat Vassar): "Well,
Miss Daisy, I'm waiting for your
recitation. Miss Daisy's bosom
friend: "Please, ma'am, she's got her
chewing gum caught, and can't open
her mouth"
Thanksgiving Day, Freddy, is eel
ebrated at the end Of November, be-
cause it is thought that those who
have safely pulled through the wear
and tear of political campaign may
be in truly grateful mood.
Magistrate Ito prisoner): "You are
charged, sir, with beating your wife"
Prisoner: eyes, sab, an Use proud
of it, sah.' Magistrate: "Proud of