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Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Merchants and capitalists ia this city are
constantly receiving marked copies of
papers from business men ia Omaha, Kan
sss City. Minneapolis, Chattanooga and
other growing cities. That Is the way these
young aud booming cities buiid themselves
up. Their business men. manufacturers
and capitalists are liberal and they are quick
TO recoa nize tne fact that the newspaper
press is the most important factor in the
building up Of a city which desires and re-
ouires foreign capital. The TELEGRAM
HKRALD does not As its contemporaries do
object 20 the investment OF foreign capt.
TAI in this CITY
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

A very plsss4Et seal sE1 suppsr vas
slEsa l3st sysai0k - ne foo2g reop-s ;
6aIia ii SE3cs ehEEch 81 tie FsctoEy. AF.
FFsnk Dean and Mss Ssllie kuspg ssng
seEefsl sonss wlseA ssTe ssry m&ca sas
los 81 % tie guess. Mss knsFp i he
fortunate o. sz<ssor u . 04EssiQUsly s~sss
voice. shich gives promise VI sonethiss !
Tar beyond The ordinary. After ths Older
people aa3 departed tie soung i0ixs IL
dalsed IA al saIOy sbis hltls dance.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
A Concressman's Life.

Congressman lie, as all know who
have been there" IS not entirely hsppy
one Representative NJ. II. r F,rd writ's I,
a friend in this city: after breakfas / 20
around TO the different departments loo h.. =.
alter pension claims. horse aims. b0un y
claims, etc, for my constituents. and be-
fore ! am half through that 1t is time for
Congress to convene. | 70 10 the Capital
and remain until the House sdjourns, about
5 O'Clock. and then home to my corresposG-
ence. which usually takes me until after
raidniChf -
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Grandma Northrup vas IS years oiS
On Tuesday, End daring the afternoon =
nambsr Of friends called ta offer cougrata-
lsnons and good wishes and present sppro-
priaia rense n brsnces of fhs occasion.
AncnE those present rere Rev. Ioha era
hsm md NJ Grsba1n. Rev J. T. Busll snd
Ars Basli Ms Remiugtcn Ms. Wood.
Mrs. Bisssa Mr.. S.enn. Mrs. Wheeler,
Ms Be.ls. MrS Hutchinson snd Mrs
Cisrk M~s. Nortnrup snd t~eve ether
isdiss scded I'D thesr ACES and found Ehs
sum tots &c BE- ga yesrs- Reireshms sBts
~ere serTst. sad ne occasion was = most
sr i1Taois cue
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Malta Castle No. ; Knights ofthe Golden
Eag e. have issued invitations for their first
snnus bail. which wili Occar on Thursday
evening. February Is, At the Ionis Street
Armorv The following gentlemen com
prise The various committees On Ar
rsnzemeuts. a Nandermeulsn. A. +.
Briggs X. Chambers. +. Soattsr. J. ". For.
o. Introduction. white badge "a. J. Dl0-
bic Eoer kiCe. A. Cram 1ers. on Reception.
lblue badge Or r W Wright = Bennett.
Peter Ssien Charles Norfsl, II. f. Gsigss
u Nsndermeuhn. Floor Committee. red
bsdxel r. Chambers. A. 2. Asaeofth. G..
eoufter. James T. Chase A. sajsrmsglsB.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
PLEASANT COMPANY
a PINK sEcEPnoN ANO 4 ALUNcHEoN
Hea-fsar. Nsdzsas and nadAsa Sissiis
Mas kHseet.la DaFiax The se@4eas
.aa A. i . kIsss4Ee - AsssSt
1kslr assEaL4liGy.

TIE seek 50 far has s~sn vel SLED With
pretty pedro parties sEd ehsF@ing eoni-
psLiss. TlsFs srs q large number u inFi-
tati0ns oat fer ths FsmsiHiag nik1is of ths
xesk snd some Of re coming sntsssais-
meets promise 70 be ths most enIsyalle Of
tna seasou
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

viii be a. the Eagle House THURSDAY and
Friday. February and 10. his speoislfv
Piles or Fisiuls. ~ matter vhsf tbe com
picstion. be currs ritsest iks knife iiga
turs or pain Old caronic trouaics vsnish
Ike 6eu before the sua He gets taern
sell. no. helps. but 7srsf fAr7. Hernia
rupture - the szs 3 eT IS readily carel
ia one week. 20 and see how be Goes
these things. German or EAEjsh. frse
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

s4BcGAL sA1E GoSNsselSs MoNnAY I Es-
EIAaa 4
of lx1ies Nae AaefIS4a Ala saa lf9axoia
-ho1s al ihS la.ssf 80 rs a. t1.e loiles {
lo~ FTlees - & % aa1 g. AeA sAoss.
ali a. ieS. 81 tas s4a,e pfloss
a NG2o1D 4 Ca.
Is Aonr0s-st.
Successors y Palsa a Herd
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Cards are out announcing the appFosce-
iBg marriage Of Giss L09iss CGapiDs s.dssi
daughter Of Prof and Mrs. q shepard. and
Ar. Ejsin fiers0n Ford, Of tie Ocker &
Ford Manufacturing Company, the csre-
m0ny 10 take pace on TUESDAY, February
"a a. =. IA, a. Nest minister Church.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

soB-aEs. Fas roculs s~Fs pFstlils 1ssofsfet
= - tke gFac~fat s.Res q tae srtza. he
ta1ls 1s<CFagsas ser@ a. 81 80 sss<s
pigk fCses sels< 1se.4 "a pEetaslea. -
oessslea sas o1s of 1solA g-sas2rs - tbese
wE1 <en1oc aaa 81 ks Ioak Tslaslso osfs4
as eas ol 1ss sFsn5s u "a se4ssH
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
The Animal Rsnarf

The annual report Of the Eoreka Ca
Coupler Company was fled yesterday,
showing q capital stock Of Si00 90. with
g. 800 paid in. TIE names OF the stock
holders are J N. Msfhsany II o Rose r.
: o. Rourke I. G. smith. G. +. OinsT. + f.
Herri5gt0n. George n IRISH and L. s.
Baksr
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

TIE snnusl meeting Al th> Woman =
H0me ard Fcreisn Missionary Society -
= ssfcsi nsfer chnrrh Shicb ~ss 10 ssve
ccruiTed SASS aosfnoca st ne residences 81
rs. a. : N'leselu,sn. - south Prosc erf-
-. has a~en p1stponst ore ~eek sn &C
count 81 re reesrticu given this evening
sy kev nr sud Mrs. Ssnf,ri n Ccbb
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
Death of Ihna Slrgeant

Thomas Sergeant. son OF the late Thomas
Sergeant, died yesterday morning, aged Sc
years. after lingering illness. He is sn
old resident here and is well and favorabl }
known by all of the old settlers. lie leave;
q wife and seven children, the latter al
grown to man aud womanhOoi. Notice Of
the funeral will be given later.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
Organizing n Club.

A meeting of the Catholic Young Mems
Club. was held last evening at ST. Andrews
school, when the organization was COM
pleted and the following officers elected
President. =. II. 0 Brien; Vice President,
81. ID. Ryan; Secretary. j. J. Howell; Treas
urer, J. A Holland. The Club has 35
members aud starts. out with encouraging
nrosDects
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

John Hancy. who was injured at Lake
City. 0y falling tree, died at the Little
Sisters Hospital at Big Rapids Tuesday and
the remains were brought to MS late home
in tni, city. corner OF Fairbanks snd
Clancs.srs. They will be taken to Spring
Lake today for intermsnt.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

TIE Rcse Leaf Socistv. COMPOSED Of The
irvsuiies N ths Eehfa ~sri. vss lsseiy
formed for prrpsses of nsutusl improve
mart srS is orirerei ss foiiovs Frank
~ son President Elmer Andrsvs Vice
President Ieunis Fort. secretsry sBd Nin-
ne nosd- Treasurer. The lscies gave a
lssp vesr sesarsss Tuesday svsn ~ sd
the novs gsvs srprsr a. NJ FiTss's -
leffsrser-sl fas eutertsl 11ent vas
piessREf one f1r a.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

The Iadiss' Aid Sesiesv Or the Mission
Wood Pre.h7tsrian ell give in the "a arch
this evening "mHs,Cti, consisting r.
s0f9s. casrasss snd A. orzforio -" TIE Dra-
son Fiy l. vi - prot abe snd inter
ssflng suferteinnert Admission, ~ csnfs.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

The following is list of the marriage
licenses issued since last published, with
the names, residence when outside the city
and ages OF the parties:
Ages.
Edward Mark Mooar. Winnie Leors wsld-
rlff. ... ......... g.. .................2i-ls
Henry /. JuD Iiyi.. ts.I. Emms !. Brad
tord. Scion toWnshtp > q
samuel Laagdon, Pars. Minnie 81 Cole
PAr,s.-.. 1885
George r. Dunsyen, Mary J. Niliiams. - :
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
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IlIED.

LEY-At her mothers resiience. 20 fi1 Tur-
Der-st, on tuesday, February Mar ley, as a
- years
Funerh ~ Ct Nsry's church. on Thursday.
February a. ?. m
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
V0SSEN BROTHERS
Still Continue TO Sell High Glars
Dry Goods at 1-40f!
FROM THE LOWEST PRICES.

The great success of
our genuine III on
Sale is due To our
straight forward
methods OF doin =
business.
We always do as we
advertise.
Our stock has been
greatly reduced dur
ing this Interesting
sale and we realize the
fact that we viii not
carry any Winter
goods over, as the
crowd Of customers
visiting our store
daily are taking adj
vantage of the bar
gains offered them.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
REAL ESTATE SALES.

This list is furnished by W. Il. Scri6ner,
reel estate dealer SO Pearl-st.l
George Waddell 20 The Wad ell Manusac-
iurilg 20 npany, und = lot p. biz , T.
Tayi RS add................ -..-..........S 3I5l
Edward J. AldWorth 70 Wsddei MsnUI.s-
turing Company, und u lot >. b < :, t.
IdYief hAl Al---...-. ..---- .---. 2,0-O
John Nadiel % Wad ell Manufae'n-i1g
Ior add =. 3.5l
Theodore r. Kichards to r. " lila "A Sur
tahler, lot Z blk 5. Richards al ...... yo)
Azubth g. fsKon to Lynn y. White. lot
3blk CITIZENS plat, da.. ....-.-......-.-. 80
vii ard Baruhart 10 William CT l-5.
Dia riot 81 Colt & Curtis par pe'......... 800
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Our first delivery
OF Black Silks and
Col0red Satin Rhade-
meres, in all the new
Spring Shades, have
arrived. These silks
were bought DeceIn-
ber last, and 10 bee sold
at regular prices. But
as we promised not 20
hold any goods back
from our Ii OR Sale,
we will give our GUS
toners the benefit OF
them.
We advise every lady
thinking OF purchas-
ing a SILK Dress Tor
the future To examine
them and save 25 per
cent. ON the purchase.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

P4len Heroic hsslaE dissolved part
neFship. A. Heroid 4 ca vii osntans tAe
business and aisa teen msns fIssaos "a cal
aud examine taelr stool - Is Assros-st
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Fir Kerr. c1arrs a. t1e Iro1 N1u -
80 { nian, sk.rr5og ort SO tas fsz6s
so@sn oirfer ne a.. FTdss s~sxaa<
FsarusFy -
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Ms. J ~ Chsmplia ard dsnehtsr. Mss
Estelse. ersesive6 ron - e'eicck yss-
serssy sS~r~>~~.s 49, sss-s~e@s - s~,x.r.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

= ~ss ssclt % ~ a cssnxs Il ciinste
IL orsrr - cure uv esfsrra ssrs ~
IfHs r. Chicago. ~hen J ts1k Hco5 =
ssrxspar = vaoa snlirelT 1uTsi ne
Try is y81rse.f
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Crrl nae0cstpss ers coming - daily -
ffst fsnliig heaciisht snd Kite Daisy
s>>eA eExr aArtns SesT -
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Tksv kkvs 20 s1ssl. s@st Fsn,T Had
sks se1 l@tfs Dssy Ssze.
szAss k<F1Hs sesR ca.
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09
Water Color Decorating.

Designs and estimates win be furnished, on sp-
rlicatlon. by the undersigned for ar istic IN. eror
decorating, competing IA price and beauty OF
finish with wall apeT dec ration by use OF
the permanent water color "hDii- kslsomne
We guarantee 20 DO this artistic and dnrable
decorating N "a 70 produce be ter effects flr the
same amount ofmoaey that IL would COS - ID
the same room with Wallpaper. either 81 cheap
or elaborate work: and the ~ork j. guaranteed n
he permanent and that 4 viii never require tax
ina Of 10 re-enlsh the walls with the Same or any
other 6nisn
The ceiling OF the now entrance n Power ;
Opers House is 9 sample OF one grade OF tlis
work
Telegram-herald., 1888-02-09

Headache, backsche. toothaohe, and sll
other aches cured by Salvation Oil. - cts
Everybody's remedy i what theV call Dr
Bulls Cough syrup. Price only 2j cents.
They . esss evsry body Best Family Head
light and Little Dsisv Soaps.
GRsxp RsPrps soar Co.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

attached to a chain, which he accepted
as talisman, and feeling assured that
it would bring good luck, not only to
himself but to the nine, he wore it un-
der his uniform during each of the
games in New York, which the nine
next visited. Sure enough, the Bos-
tons won three straight games from the
New York. The team then came to
Boston, and on the first day the horse
shoe was in it's accustomed place under
Nash's uniform, and again the Bostons
won. On the two succeeding days,
however, he forgot to put on the horse
shoe, and, strange as it may appear,
the BostOns lost both games, and the
defeats Nash and some other members
of the nine ascribe to the absence of
the horseshoe, which, it is alleged
caused the BostOns to make costly
errors and prevented them from bat
ting at Opportune moments. When
the Washingtons next crossed bats
with the BOstons the horseshoe was
worn each day, and the result was four
straight games from the Senator'S
| Boston Herald.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
American Enterprise.

No invention of the nineteenth CEN
tury has worked a greater revolution
in household economy or conferred
more of a benefit on humanity than
the sewing machine.
The first productions were crude and
uncouth in the extreme, and it was re-
served for American skill and ingenuity
to bring forth a machine of any practi-
cal value.
In order to appreciate the great ad-
vancement which has taken place it is
only necessary to compare one of the
machines built during the infancy of
the invention with one of the latest
improved Light Running New Home" "
All the really good points contained
in other machines have been utilized
in its construction. Many new im-
provements and devices have also been
added, the result of which is a machine
as nearly perfect as it is possible to
make one.
For simplicity, durability, ease OF
management and capacity for work
the Light-Running New Home" has
no rival, and the happy pOssessOr O
one may rest assured that he or she
has the very best the world affords
See advertisement on another page o
this paper.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

General Harrison's expressions on
the subject of Civil Service Reform are
clear and unmistakable, but it may be
doubted whether they will meet with
much applause from the spoils-hunting
section of the Republican party. Cen
eral Harrison speaks in manly fashion,
however, and deserves credit for his
boldness when he says that "all ap-
pointments under it (the Civil Service
law should be absolutely free from
partisan considerations and Influences"
that the classified list should be extend
ed and that "only the interest of the
public service should suggest removals
from Office" The spOils hunters when
they go to the polls may we'll ask
themselves What are we here for?"
when they find both candidates en-
phatic in their expressions of approval
for the Civil Service law and the prin-
ciples onwhich it is based.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Old Voters.

James S. Hand, of Middletown, Del,
writes as follows: In looking back to
the memorable campaign of the log
cabin days of 1910, l find that there
were 400 votes cast at Blackbird, the
voting place of Appoquinimink Hun
dred in that year, of which 2l0 were
for VanBuren and 1919 for Harrison. 1
find, now, by careful canvass, that IA
are now living in the same district
that voted at Blackbird, and find IL
more living in the same district that
voted at other places.
Voted at Blackbird-JOnathan Jes-
ter, Benjamin David, John Jaroel
James Brockson, James Reynolds, ]
G. Vandyke, James V. Moore, VIM
Taylor, G. f. Rothwell, John Mccoy,
Thomas Middleton, James Noland
Abram Ingram, VIM. T. Cheirs.
Voted at other places-James B
Moore, Cantwell's Bridge; Benjamin
Money, Cantwell's Bridge; Edward
Morgan, Kent County, Del; J. S. Hand
Denton, Md; Alexander Martin, Pa.
Samuel Graham, Kent County; VIM
Graham, New Castle Wingate Mat
thews, Laurel; Levin Hopkins, Sus
sex County; John Young, SUSSEX
County; Abner Faulkner, Chapel
Talbot Co., Md
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

She: Clarence, what is that gentle
man looking at in the show window of
that bookstore ?"
He, adjusting his glasses "Oh-ah
yes, 1 know. That is the crack
painting by De Belleville, the artist"
Five minutes later. Another street.
She: "What a dreadful crowd
around that stationery store In Won
der what is the matter"
He: "Why, SOphrOnia, the only
thing that can attract a gang like that
is the photograph of baseball player
or perhaps a pugilist."
They proceed, and the conversation
turns to moralizing on depraved pOpu'
| lar taste.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Lines About Loves Latticed Bower.
MeCabe-WhaleY.

A brilliant gathering of Delaware
and Maryland youth and beauty as
sembled in the Eden Presbyterian
Church at Whaleyville, WicOmicO
county, Md, last Wednesday morning
at o'clock to celebrate the nuptials of
William r. McCabe, Speaker of the
State House of Representatives, and
Miss Beulah Whaley of WicOmico
county, the daughter of Peter G. Wha-
ley, a representative of one of the old
est and best families of the Eastern
Shore. Large numbers of the society
leaders of Wicomico and Worcester
counties, Md, and Sussex county, Del,
were present. The lady attendants
were Miss Maud Whaley, Miss Nellie
Parsons, Miss Jennie Purcell and Miss
Anna Dale. They are all of Whaley-
Vile and were beautifully attired.
The ushers were Benton Whaley, a
cousin of the bride, Colonel Everett
Hickman of Frankford, Del, Charles
w. Cullun, Esq, of Georgetown and
Lee Simmons of Snow Hill. After the
ceremony a breakfast was served at the
home of the brides parents, after
which a special train was taken for Old
Point, Va, where the honeymoon will
be spent.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Missed Her Chance.

Dear dearl" he said as he laid
down his paper and looked around the
car "but $10O,OO0,OOO is too much for
any one man to have"
"Who's got?" asked the man on his
right.
Jay Gould"
Then, for moment, everybody was
silent An old woman with bundle
on the opposite seat began to move
about uneasily, something like blush
came to her cheeks, and she finally
leaned forward and hOarsely whis-
pered:
"And he isn't widower, is he?"
Everybody laughed, and she got
huffy and left the car at the next cross
ing. Luck always runs against some
people. Detroit Free Press.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Cured of Malaria.
% FLORIDA ST., ELIZABETH, N. ].
March II. 1884.

% FLORIDA ST., ELIZABETH, N. ].
March II, 1884.
1 have been using ALLCoCK's POR-
Gus PLAsTERs for the last five years.
Some two years ago, after having been
sick for upwards of six months with
malaria, 1 found myself with an en-
larged spleen, dyspeptic, and constant
ly troubled with a headache, and my
kidneys did not act very we'll either.
Having spent most of my money for
medicine and medical advice, 1 thought
to save expense would use ALLCoCK's
Porous PLAsTERs, two on the small of
my back, one on the spleen or ague
cake, and one on the pit of the stOm-
ach, just under the breastbone. 1 con-
tinued using the Plasters about thirty
days, changing them every week. At
the end of that time was perfectly
well, and have remained so ever since.
GEORGE DIXON.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

The High License law in Philadel-
phia is proved to be a success, by the
very fact that the men who failed to
obtain license under its provisions are
the ones who are making the greatest
efforts to have it repealed. 1t is i'm
possible to tell the vast amount of good
that has already been accomplished by
this law, one fact of which is shown by
the great decrease in the number Of
commitments to the House Of Correc-
tiOn. The law, however, bears hard
on the ex-saloon keepers who have
been in the past instrumental in fur
nishing candidates for this institution
and MOyamensing prison. Their Oeeu-
patton is now gone, and consequently
they want the law repealed. A law Of
this kind in Delaware would no doubt
have the effect of lessening the cases
before our county and City courts,
and decreasing the number of inmates
in New Castle Jail.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

"Want ofreverence is the curse of
this age" says the Christian Inquirer
" Reverence for parents, superiors,
Gods day, Gods word, Gods house,
and God himself is everywhere want
ing. 1t is said that an old painter Of
the the fifteenth century, Fra Angelica,
used to paint the head of Christ on
bended knees. What happy state Of
things would there be if there was a
corresponding reverence in our land
everywhere to-day for all things
divine Not until there is a holy rev.
erence on the part of children to their
parents or of young men to their
elders" These are very solemn words,
and we do not think that our cotem-
porary would use them without due
reflection. There is a want of rever-
ence in this present age, and it is true
that if the reverence to God be want
ing, reverence on the part of children
to parents will also be wanting.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

DR.. Theel, the renowned specialist
has cured more cases of special, kidney,
blood and nervous diseases than all
others combined. The power of heal
ing that the Doctor possesses is no
doubt due to his complete, practical
knowledge of lophathic, homeopathic
and eclectic systems of medicine. We
advise those suffering to consult him
in person or by letter. Office 53S
North Fourth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

During a balloon exhibition at OF
tawa, Canada, Wednesday, Thomas
Winsley, young butcher, was killed
bv falling from the balloon at height
Of over / 900 feet. He was one OF the
volunteers to hold down the balloon,
and, when the order to let go was Civ
en- he held on to the rope and was car
ried up, the eronaut being unable to
helm him.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
M. MEGARY & SON.
WILMINGTON, DEL.

Having greatly enlarged our
warerooms, we are better pre-
pared than ever to give you a
large assortment Of goods at
prices as low if not lower than
Philadelphia prices. Everything
guaranteed as sold or money re-
funded.
Knowing this to be the best
part of the year for buyers down
the State, we will invite you if
needing anything in
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

Eli, Cove and Willard-three noted
names Cove is dead; Willard sits in
honor-a just Judge-aside from poll
tics, and Eli sips the quinine of defeat
in the brandy of fame. Let the young
er Saulsburys live a little longer and
learn little more before they bolt in
earnest.-PhiIadelphiG Record.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Wor4h Kn0uiuO.

Mr.. W. H. Morgan, merchant, Lake City, Fla,
was taken with severe Cold, attended with a
distressing Cough and running into Consump-
popular cough remedies and steadily grew worse
Was reduced in flesh, had difficulty in breathing
and was unable to sleep. Finally tried DR.. King S
mediate relief. and after using abou: half dozen
bottles found himself well and has had no return
of the disease. No other remedy can snow so
grand record of cures as DR.. Kings New Dis
coyery for Consumption. Guaranteed to do Just
what is claimed for it. Trial bottles free at Jas.
P. HOffeckers Drug Store.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

Judge Thurman detests a cigare tie
smoker with all his emphatic soul.
On his trips strangers sometimes enter
his car with cigarette. The judge
can smell one, he says, a block of. An
inveterate smoker of the blackest ci-
gars himself, he abominates acigarette,
and doesn't hesitate to say so. The
odor of the burning paper is almost
nauseous to him. In this Judge Thur
man has host of men with him who
do not subscribe TO his particular pOlit-
ical doctrines.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03
Renews Her Youth.

Mrs. Phoebe Chesley, Peterson Clay county,
Iowa. tells the following story the truth of which
is vouched for by the residents of the town; Il
am 70 years old, have been troubled with kidney
complaint and lameness for many years; could
not dress myself without help. Now 1 am free
from all pain and soreness, and am able to
do all my own hOusewOrk. l owe my thanks to
Electric BitteEs for having renewed my youth,
and removed completely all disease and pain.
Try bottle, only so cents at Jas P. HoRecker's
Drug Store.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

A curious fact revealed by the pho
nograph is that people generally do
not know their own voices. The hus-
band will recognize his wife's voice in
a phOnograph, and the wife will recOg-
nize the husbands, but neither will
recognize their own speech. This
must be mighty disappointing to the
man who thinks himself q silver
tongued orator.-TrOy Times.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

"There are millions in it" said a
druggist when asked about DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup. Price 25 cents.
For some time past I've been a rheu-
matte. / recently tried Salvation OIL
which gave me almost instant relief. /
sincerely recommend it as it has en-
tirely cured me. James Gordon, Balto.,
Nd.
Smyrna times., 1888-10-03

"Mr. Plunkett," casually inquired
the assistant editor, sharpening his pen
Gil, "what position do we take on the
fisheries business ?"
"Dang the fishery business ~ ejacu-
lated the gifted chief of the Missouri
paper, using the point of his scissors
for a corkscrew "if you want to write
an editorial, Mr.. Snagg, pitch into An
drew Carnegie, and if you have any
space left write scorcher on Ruther-
ford B. Hayes.