The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1888-10-31

II you ushers don't attend to your
business better, I'll turn You of, and
| if you JOINT like this kind of talk,
you can quit.
A man who will lay bis sin on old
man Adam, is as mean rs dirt.
All this cock and bull story these
preachers tell about man being a
mass Of sores from head to foot is a
lie. / amt rotten-I don't know
their case however. %#N#
All some old fellows want in this
world is some where to sit, and some
place to spit. y
There are many old fellows in
Durham, if they believed the streets
Of heaven were paved with gold,
would get there or lose every toe nail
trying.
Ii you are good, God says you are,
aid fyou amt. you amt.
ALI some girls want is to 60 to a
ball, and have q young Buck put his
arm around them. Girls there amt
any thing good in that. / know,
cause use to be Buck myself.
never knew fellow passionately
fond Of billiards, that was worth kill.
ing. RI
Sister, II I were you when I want
home this evening. would say to my
husband: "Now look here, husband,
I want you to have family prayer to-
night" and il he wouldn't, Tde tell
him when the hour came: snow,
we'll have family prayer" and then
say to the children: "you children
get your rattlers and little red hor.
ses, and keep your little father quiet,
while / read q chapter and pray,
| and l'de knock the old fellows teeth
out, and nurse him ON my breast
until he learned TO be a man"
God pity the brute, the brute
human brute, that will swear before
his child. There is not a hog in
North Carolina that would be guilty
OF it If be had the ability TO swear,
I mean a two legged hog.
Ifyou old fellows want something
to get mad about. just poke your
horns in this old ware house Sunday
evening at 3 o'clock. I will preach
TO you then.
| Brethren, I've been q mighty mic.
fellow every since I've been here.
amt said any hard things yet, but III
light in next Sunday after noon
A man that will swear will steal !
il wasn't for sheriffs aud chain gangs
Boys. / am Just holding up q mir
ror hat you fellows may see you
Did carcass one time In your life.
Sumo Of my illustrations are no
elegant but they illustrate.
| When 1 coll q fellow hog 20,
needn't answer if that amt you
numb,r.
i The trouble, brethren with tn
lchurch IL the devil can run q mil
while we ale pulling on our boots.
Brethren. | despise q stlngy man
me that you must beg aud beseecl
before he'll give TO God. There Is I
man who lives down. In Georgis
who Is the hardest fellow to get mon
sy out of / ever saw. Now hav
raised great deal Of money IN m.
tiay-they say I'm good ut it. Blu
| this fellow down in Georgia, he
gwen me more trouble than all othe
men ! ever tried TO get money from
One day / went TO him for 81 1900,
had good place for it, but he sal
be didn't have it. / told him he wa
a liar. ] knew be was making mon
ey, and / had promised his wife
help get him TO heaven. He 20
mad, but finally shelled il out. 10
few weeks went TO him and 50 4
"A poor woman in Cartersville-m
home-will have her house sold, an
she will be homeless next week-bu
$500 can save II, and now old fello'
You can give me the money for her.
He said he didn't have IL. | toll
! him be was o liar, and Pde have it Q
stamp his gi1Iird out Of him. II
shelIed ii out, and now when that fe
low sees me coming he just asl
Jones, how much 10 you wantS 20
, can have t." III you won't say nm
| thing about II and these newspape
, reporters won't put il in the paper
III tell you his name: He is m
wife's husband. Aud old fello'
; when you tackle your wifc's HUSBAND
the fellow that wears your mustacbe-
! Cor moaey you are after the biggei
rascal in Durham then, sure.
FL A man who had been married thre
! timcs told me that first he marie
for money, the second time for beau
ly, aud the third time for Intellec
and said he: "All combined l ha
; the world. the q Oh and the Devil