The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-03-08
BREAKFAsT BUDGET.
It's the arst day Of Iprlg.

Ad all the bros zig
Their sweet, tedder BoRI 10 the roses;
. The lilies Wid bloob
% code WIdter's toob-
Washington Critic,
Dealing in iutures-the fortune teller.
Gen. Daniel sickles ages very slowly,
and is still handsome.
Manager Z. E. Rice has paid Of $685.
900 Of debt in four years.
Parke Godwin's theory is that the end
and aim Of art lie pleasure.
Rider Haggard Is said TO have realizsd
over SIS, 600 from his novels.
Gov. Rupk, Of Wisconsin. Is fegainlng
his health at Townsville, Ga.
Robert Louis Stevenson is constantly
aTowipg stronger In his Adirondack re-
treat.
Jipul ledakapik ieval yietik is Vola-
ptk for the red-headed girl and the white
horse.
Moody and Sankey will devote portion
of the present month to revivlng Denver,
Colorado.
The rooster Is very positive bird, but
the hen is an eggiLiVe one.-PittsburEh
Chronicle.
is far more easy to acquire fortune
like knsve than to expend 1t like 8 gen.
tlemAn-Colton.
Savannah, according TO census made
for its new city directory, has popula-
ton Of nearly 5000.
Because Wa pronounce "would" wood, Il
does not follow thRtwe pronounce "Gould''
good.-HRrvRrd Lsnpoon.
Odell Benton, OF StrRtford, Conn, gave
his twenty.eecond birthday dinner on
Wednesday. He was born February 20,
1900.
Dr.. Torsey, Of Boston, married q couple
in eighty seconds. What 9 mariner he
would make with his iorty.fye knots an
hour.-ExchRnge.
PfoI. F. W. N. Crouch, author Of "Kath-
leen Mavourneen," will presently ce!e-
brate his eightisth birthday anniversary
at his home in Baltimore.
1.-THE northwestern railroads can afford
TO loee million dollars q week, they are
evidently standing in with the sleeping
car porters.-Oourier journal.
A volcano has been discovered on the
plantation Of ]. B. Helhere, near New
berry, s. @, There may be something In
name after all.-Pittsburgh Post.
Mother-!"Didn't tell you not to go on
the ice, sir7 You have been on It." Son
who was soaking wst)-"No, hain't.
I've been under it.-Golden ATGo1y.
Az crossword OF the best tempered metal
is most flexible, so the truly generous are
most plant and courteous in their be-
haVior to their interiols.-T. Fuller.
Tho "friend Of man" is very apt to be the
friend OF no one man in particular, and
to make universal philanthropy an excuse
for neglecting individual Charity.-a
LANG.
Husbsnd-"I never saw woman so
hard to please as you are, my dear" Vile
(calmly)-"I am not 30 sure about that,
John. l maIried you, you know.-NeW
York Sun.
We find 1t hard to get and keep any
private property in thought. Other poo.
pie are all the time saying the same things
we ore boarding to say when wa get
ready.-Dr. Holmes.
The gccu0ing spirit, which flew up to
heavens Chsncery with the oath, biuHhed
as he gave it in; and the recording angel,
IS he wrote ii down, dropped tear upon
the word and blottOd it out forever
Sterne.
Many examples may be put Of the ioIca
OF custom, both upon mind and body;
therefore, since custom is the principal
magistrate oil mans life, let men by all
means endeavsr to obtain good customs.
Bacon.
Some Florida cabbRges measure FIVE feet
across the top and weigh twenty-five
pounds, go the Florida papers say. They
also tell Of apotato tWenty-seven pounds
in weight, and t1vnip Weighing ten
pounds.
The deepest we'll drilled in the United
States 10 that OF George Westinghouse, st
Homewood, near the city Of Pittsburgh,
which, on December l, 1887, had reached
the depth OF 4,OlS feet, when the tools
were lost and the drilling ceased.