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ue,s s aiiTello,v Lll.e pr,elp..v

No one supposes for moment that Mr.
Morton would have been chosen asa can
didate for the vicc presidency had he. been
a poor man. 4 respectable private CHI
zen. he Las nev%r given the slightest evil
dence of being endowed with unusual ca
pacity for public affairs. Indeed, such
evidence as is afforded by his brief and o6. oi6i.
scure career in congress is air against that
conclusion. On the other hnnd, he has.
failed conspicuously to secure tho conf.
dence of tho people of tho state in which
he lives or of his own party. BE has
moro than once undertaken TO secure an.
election TO the United States senate by,
methods that demonstrated little but his
personal wealth. his ambition, and his
liberality In spending his money IN ordcs.
to gratify his ambition. There are, at q
moderate estimate. 10000 men In the Re-
publican party better fitted by mental
equipment. by experience, by reputation
for tho office TO which Mr.. Morton has
l,ecn nominated. But they have not SO
Tnuch money, or else nre unwilling to con:
tribute it.-New York Times
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A dispatch from Pittsburg to Tho
Tribune announces that tho Chester Roll
ing Mill company has let the cont1act
for the erection of a new BesSener steel
plant, which viii cost several hundred
thousand dollars and give employment to
4C0 men, and that this was done ION tho
strength of Harrison being elected, $ the
firm being 'sanguine Of Republican sue
cess"
II the same column another mill is re-
ported as having shut down ION account
of the Mills bill" This is in pursuance
of the old Republican tactics of claiming
everything good for their party and at
tributing everything bad to the dreadful
Democrats
1t is poor rule that won't work both
ways. If the scattered failures and shut
downs are due TO the Democratic policy,
the general prosperity of the country now
and during the last three years must fairly
be credited to the same cause. Tho Re
publican organ grinders cannot take all
the fat for their party end give to the
Democrats all the lean That is altogether
zoo brnssy
If nation can be taxed int prosperity
the United States ought to have been a
shining example among nations during
the dozen years previous to 1884. But,
as O matter of fact, there were more bank
rrptcies. moro strikes and shut downs,
longer periods OF business depression and
industrial spasnation and worse financial
panics during the last twelve years of Re
publican rule, under the highest tariff in
the world, than were ever over known In
this country before IN the same length of
time. WoEkinS Smea have not forgotten
the period between 1873 and 1855. Neither
have business men
Give freer trade and lower taxes a
chance.-New York World.
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There can hardly be q doubt that tho
Republican paFty. In turning TO Brother
Blaine forrelief. has again placed its des
tiny In the hands of its Jonah. The cam
paign wss dull and apathetic before
Brother Blaine arrived Candidate Harrf-
son was so completely smothered by the
weight and size of his grandfather's hat
that his identity was lost. All that hc
could do was to shake the hands of his
fellow citizens of Indianapolis i'm an apa-
thefic way and make perfunctory re-
marks IN reply to their congratulat ions.
The campaign was a very dull and drag
ging one, but everything was to be
changed when Brother Blaine, the
greatest living statesman, made his ap-
pearance on the stage.
The greatest. llVirg statesman has
made his sappearancc, and tho campaign
is not only ltyelier than it was. but it Is
far lvelier thRn, the most impatient Re-
publican could wish. Brother BlRines
true to his record as the Jonah OF the Re-
publican party, has already begun to cut
his remarkable capers. He appears TO be
"A blunderer from tho word 20, and his
methods now arc not essentially different
from what thcy were y hen l1s tlOtlrcea ON
Mulligan and seized the discriminating cor
respohdence. -. 4-ss
HeliaS cnlivened the campaign, but not
In way to help the Republican cause,
In his Portland speech he makes these
remarks:
When the president. delivered his
message no had something TO say to the
American people about the danger of
trusts think there have since been
no Democratic papers In the country,
whether they understood the meaning OF
the word or not. that have not been con:
StaItly warning the peeple as TO the pos
Sfble dnncEf OF stfustss Well, / shall
not DISCUSS trusts this afternoon. shall
not venture To. say that they are alto
gether Advantageous d, Advantageous.
They are largely private affairs, with
which neither President Cleveland nor
any private citizen has any particular
right TO Interfere .
Already there are quite a number of
prompt Republican explanations of these
Burchard declarations Col. Dudley. tho
man who bought up votes ut 50 a head In
Indiana; says that Brother Blaine prob
ably did not think about what he was
saying" And yet-if Brother Blaine has
read tho Republican platform he ought to
know that Il, condemns trusts.
Another Republican theory is that
Brother Jonah Blaine is not aware of pubs
lie sentiment in this country toward
trusts. Nevertheless. he ought TO know
that trusts of any sort are in the nature
OF crime against thc public. ~, -.
Still another theory is that Brother
Jonah Blaine. knowing tho situation as
only n cunning politician can know it. has
taken this opportunity TO run his North
American Jack knife between Candidate
IIarrisoil's ribs. If this was his purpose,
no has succeeded admirably, for there is
no honest American voter in this land but
believes that President Cleveland. as we'll
as any private citizen. has the right to
interfere with trusts to the extenU of his
| Rbiitty.--Atlauta Constitution
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Tho rf.iolx OF 1T.

Republican papers say that Democrats
show how they fear Blaine by talking 50
much about him. Not at all. We talk
about tie lately returned tourist because
he is put forward in the canvass as the
central personality; because. to illustrate,
the Republican delegation from Kansas
City barely looked at Mr.. Harrison and
hurried on to New York, where they
waited for days on Blaine, talking only of
Blaine and spent every minute with
Blaino lie would spend with them. Rc-
publicans compel US to talk of him Lc-
cause they talk of him as an uncrowned
king, a prince of politics. a pluned
knight, q statesman of immortal farnc
and everything else which he is not. The
only Harrison they seem to know is Will
lam Henry, and they pause very briefly
on the old Efrginian. But when they
come to Blaine they are both audience
until in a frenzy of applause they fall at
the feet of the uncrowned king and the
voice of Boutclle rises above tho clnnlor.
Saying: rWc arc going to elect Blaino,
too
a day or two ago it was suggested that
mr. Carlisle meet the uncrowned kim; in
debate on tariff reform. Wo do not
catch the ulcrowned gentleman, whom
Levi p. Morton found up in Maine in dis
ucSS ABOUT TINS limo eight years ego
mapping that way. Blaino never dcbatcti
subject in his public life. He docsn'
know a principle from an Illicit minor
an undistTibuted middle. "A sucker
born every day" is the shell game ort.
ratcr's cheerful creed. it is also Nh
Blainc's. Hc plays for tho suckers. Doe
it not occur sometimes to western BLAINE
ties that his personal friends arc all
one clnss-shrewd, unscrupulous fellow
whose conscienccs lave gone to keep con
pany with dignity and whose poker is mon
exact than their rnannc=s2 Steve Elliin.
Kerins and Manlcy are his body guar
and the rest rank in inverse ratio to thcf
regulations among honest people. N
fresh. clean. just nature ever abode long
near Blaine. City Times.
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Those Letters

Efag cong Of suspense.
a pocEcttul Of why's
More and plenty OF crgans STEPPED
In trouble TO tho eyes.
.'yyhy don't Grove E.yo It outf- All. ven.
It's all ono, last or frs
Likc eonvicts waiting for the Judge,
They want TO know tlle worst.
.IBer." says jim Blaine. from the forests Of
EIainc.
THAT HnrrfSon's written letter.
That's eli very veil l1st I've something to ten
He'll End Is both wiser pnt betteT.
Letters Helped to XIII me; some ray own, then tFis
That Burchard-but III only say drTn fl
Still know shat know. and he ought 10 20 slow,
So simply advise hin to-brD It"
Philadelphia Times.
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Tho Days Of Eobeson and chandler.

What glorious naval management we
haYo had il this countryl The man-of-war
Antietarn, which has been rotting ut a
League Island dock for years, is to be
offered fer sale next week. She cost q
half million dollars and she never left the
Delaware river. She was never in com.
mission. What comment ary ON Repub.
lican recklcssncss:@N New York World.
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A Good warning.

We warn tho Republican managers that
If they succeed in getting up "a business
Ecare they will ruin the fall tradc and be
held strictly responsible for it by the busi.
ness mon. The merchants may not be able
to prevent the scare nor avoid its bad
effects, but they can chastisc tho party
that stoops to that kind of politics.
ton Ginha
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Very sad Indeed.

1.-THE American sheep must goi'' pa
thetically exclaims. The. New York Tri-
bune,- co per cent. protection paper, on
the house votc for free wool He must
CO." must her Can't even be used for
pulling wool over theeyes of working
mon and manufacturers any longer. How
sadi-Hartford Times.
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They Wn1 % n. ZOO.

It does not require any able exposition
of tho word trust for the people to urder-
stand what the sugar trust mems. They
know by the enormous increase IN tho
price of sugar which has followed the
eornering of the product: If the con
sumers vote for their pocket books, as the
high protection manufacturers do. there
will be no question of tho majority IL
November. st. Louis Post Dispatch.
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The Labor Signal ut indianapolis should
quit fepublishing the disrespectful re-
marks which Harrison and his home organ.
used to mako about the Irish. That was,
In the days when he was incensed ut.
Dennis Kearney for saying the Chinese
must 60. 2-Ss- Louis Pos. .Dispatehs
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q L.
Now, Patrick, If you,n listen word I'd spalce to
It's not yarn Tn spinnin', Pat. but every word
Is tr5:c
1nivcr saw the like before; it's bitter pin to
Republicans wipe their noses on the oldred, white
and blue. AfNff
Now, Patrick Donohpc I'll ten you what they do:
They wipe their dirty mugs upon tho old red,
white and blue
q, Pctrtck Donohuc. it's shameful, but it's true,
The Coolies wipe their noses on the old red, white
and blue.
When wo oeamo to this country they said twas
Nc sworo would be loyal and by her faithful
stand;
No man should daro insult her flag 4 heard it; so
did you:
But now they wipe their noses on.the old red.
white and blue.
Old Ireland has her shamrock, and her emblem it
An IrisInan reveres that flag wherever it i5 seen:
No greater insult mind ye, Pat, could cny spal-
peen do
Than wipc his nasty mug upon tho old red white
There's Harrison and sIorton-they like the pig
tail clan,
But, mind yc. they not get the vote of an honest
Wen vote for Grover Cleveland know he's
always true;
He'd blush to wipe his nose upon the old red.
white and blue.
Wen take the grand old Stars and Stripes and
nail them TO the mast i
And Gs they proudly wave aloft, Wen blow
Thurman blast,
And use tho red baneanna as that Roman used to
But never wipe our noses on the old rcd, white
and blue.
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Yyhislsy and rso.us Isutter.

The free whisky and free oleomargarine
party is threatened with trouble IN sew
ersl Of the northwesteru states The
.outlooHin Michigan IS eTooiny, and Wis
consin. Minnesota, and. Illinois saee stag
Ge-irg under the load of taxation which
f;ssl, Isassy Is frying to maintain Pi1iIa-
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Seth Low a National Issue.

Mr.. Seth Low, the popular Republican
leader of Brooklyn, has come out. for
Cleveland, whereupon The New York
Tribune sneers at him as "a Sunday school
politician" All right; they belong with
MS. You may take the other fellows WHO
want to dance on the head of Mortons
barrcl.=Altn California
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They Never Die.

Only three great captains of the late
war'-She-nlan. Johnston ard Beaufegdf4li
arc nov alive, but thousands of bloody
SKIRT shr4ekers sti1l survive. trying to
prevent the issues Of war from being for
gotten.-New Orleans Picaynne.
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They Lea4ii slow. but Tbey DO Learn.

Tho people who have been accusing,
President Cleveland of trucking TO British
Influences are mighty scarce now The
fools and inayes are beginning to reaIize
that tiIerc is day of reckoning <or those
Of their kind, no matter how long It may
be postDoned--Brooklyn Citizen.
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The Diacrcnce.

There is difference between Andrew
Carnegie aud the men who are compelled
30 work for him. and it is this: Ono
builds castles III Scotland. and tho other
mist build them in the Harrisburg
Patriot
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Verify, Hc WIN.

II is given out that Gen. Harrison needs
rest. Isn't it too early for this sort OF
thing? Hewill be a mighty. tired man a
tuition.
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Put OF Your Ar,,or rirst.

Tho Republican so called leaders and
politicians of Iowa nre boasting of what
great things they mean to do in the pres
ent campGign-of what a tremendous
majority they mean to roll up at the No
vcn,bcr election.
Very well. but wait until You have
taken your agT1or of. 1t has been scarcely
PIT Oh yet. Eonsting is never admissible
until the larvcsts are done and the sum
ncr is ended. This Gay Iowa is doubt
ful state. 1t is not contended that the
Democrats can carry it for Cleveland. but
for all that this day Iowa is doubtful
state. Ter proof just take look at the
nfFit.inl G in-,1l.r1e,. -----
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Harrison's friends nowlvant to send the
Chinese out of tho country. 1t is thought,
however. that it is little too late in'the
season for such manifcstatiors.-A Atlanta
Constitution.
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But There Were eNo'ti'iroi,ibit1onis.st In 1870.
1t seems to be the fate of the Harrisons
TO stumble upon liquid issues hard
cidcr" in 1910 and free whisky" in 1883.
philadelphia Record.
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And'ohio. Too.

Congressman Scott thinks Pennsylva-
mia can be carried for Cleveland. Now
brace up old Vermont. and show what
kind Of stuff there is i'll you You can do
il if Pennsylvania can.-Boston Globe.
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>
1857. Governor, plurality, 1910 $50
In seven years u majority of TS.0S2 has
been reduced to n majority of $50! Was
there ever such falling OF before il any
state il alr tllc history of American poll
tics?-kansas City Times.
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Thcy Arc Case Harslcned..

There is much practical wisdom IN the
opinion expressed By several Republican
congressman that no tariff which tho
senate could get up would not be subject
to criticism, and it is, therefore, safest
not to,try. The confession may seem O.
little humiliating, but they don't mind
that low in Washing EP Philadelphia
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Yerii1 &c Hns..

An that is left of the Republican plat;
form is Blaine. He has kicked the Chi
eago destination all to pieees.-C Cincinnati
Enquirer.
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The Campaign wakes Lively
M From Texas unto Mnine,
Thanks to the Usual Biunders
Gf BrotEeE Jonah Blaine.
-<Aelenta,0 0ioseitntio
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Young Men
MIDDLE-AGED MEN

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ing of the system in a manner the patient can
not account for. On examining the urinary
deposits, ropy sediment will often be found.
and sometimes small particles of albunen
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appearance. There are many men who die Of
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VESSELS ON TIE Wzf

Andes. Br blk s3l Newcastle A
Brenhilda. Br sp, 1921, Newcastle.
Famenoth, Br bk. SS3. Maryborough.
vanduara. Br sp 20l2 NSw
Rolus, Br SD 1910 NSw
Ariadne. b. bk 1861 S D
Archer. Br bk s65 Liverpool Ang IS
IS Hubert, Am bk 1896 n Y Aug2
q = Bement. Am bk 1899 N Y Aug19
City of Carlisle. Br bk s2S Liverpool
Dunscore. Br sp 1000 Liverpool
Gsrtmore. Br bk 1885 Liverpool Sept q
Childwall. Br sp 1856 S F Oct II
Port Lonachan. Br bk 1I22 r j Sept p
Hadden Hail. Br sp lll6 Newcastle
Nj z Watson. Br sp 1870 Maryport Sept s
City of Canton. Br bk 800 Glasgow Oct 10
Martha Fisher. Br bk 5ll Melbourne
British India, Br sp ll99 Grimsby Sept %
j II Nicolai, Ger blk 10S5 SP
Ruthwell, Br blk 1926 RI
Otterspool. Br SD 1873 Newcastle
Samoa. Br bk l1O9 Liverpool Septic
Fiery Gross. Br So 1899 Baryport Oct %
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Friendship-Give me the friend

Friendship-Give me the friend
who has the same love for me al
ways, who is ready to aspeak up''
for me in the midst of enemies,
and repeat what he considers my
virtues as an offset to the failings
they may rehearse, and who will
hold fast to his faith in my truth
and goodness in spite of defama-
tion. Such friends may be scarce,
but when found are priceless
treasures.
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al unhesitatingly add my
testimony to the great bene-
Its to be derived from Sim
mons Liver Regulator. I
was afflicted for several
years with disordered Liver,
which resulted in q severe
attack of Jaundice. I had
good medicalattendance, but
it failed to restore me to
the enjoyment Of my for
mer health. I then tried
the most renowned physi-
clans Of Louisville, KY, but
all to no purpose, where
upon | was induced to try
Simmons Liver Regulator.
| found immediate benefit
iToH ltS use, ana IL mQ-
mately restored me to the
full enjoyment of health. -
A. IL. SHIRLEY, Richmond,
Ky. q I most cheerfuhy
recommend it to all who
suffer from Bilious Attacks
or any disease caused by a
disarranged state of the
Liver. Nv. R. BERNARD,
KANSAS City, Mo.
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Price 81 90.
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TERRIBLE FoREwARxINas.

Cough in the morning, hurried OF DIFF
fleult breathing, raising phlegm, tight
ness In the chest, Quickened pulse, chill
iness In the evening or sweats at night,
Remedy aviU cure these fearful symp-
toms, and is sold under a positics guar
anfee by J.W. Conn, Druggist.
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There is a false gravity that is a
very i'll symptom, and it may be
said that rivers which run very
slowly have the most mud at the
bottom, SO solid stiffness in the
constant course OF mans life is a
sign of a thick bed of mud at the
bottom of his brain.
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Children's training-Always ac,
in the presence of children with
the utmost circumspection. They
mark all you do, aud most OF them
are more wise than you may i'm
agine.
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SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
PORT OF ASTORIA.
VESSELS IN THE RIVEH

-O
BENZ. Sewell, Am sp ls62N
John CANDLES, Br bk 1927
Clan Mckenzie. Br sp 1867 d NovI
Lorton, Br bk 1850 Maryport May2
Maxwell. Br sp 1900 S T Oct %
Moresby, Br sp l2l7 Liverpool June 26
Varuna, Br bk 1871 Newcastle
Jerusalem, Nor bk s0l s P
Thunderbolt. Br bk. 1ls3.
Firth of Stronsa. Br blk 1l5S S d Oct II
j " Mari. Am SD 1896 n Y Msvsl
Samarkand, Br blk lI0i Callao
Asset. Br bk. 7sS, Brislare.
Do1ford. Br bk e32 S P Oct 25
Alexandra, Br sp 1852 Brisbane
Lutterworth. Br bk ss7 Otago octs
0akworth. Br sp
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treasures.

Nine-tenths Of the worry Of life
is borrowed for nothing. Do your
part; never leave it undone. Be
industrious; be prudent; be cours.
geous. Then throw anxiety to the
winds. a1'sSaRcient unto the day
is the evil thereof" therefore do
not borrow any for tomorrow.
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Ali errors spring up in the
neighborhood of some truth; they
grow round about it, and for the
most part derive their strength
from such contignity.-Reu. T,
Binaey. -
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ras FIRST SYMPTOMS OF DEATH

Knowing that cough can be checked
In q day, and the first stages of consump-
tion broken In week We hereby guar
antee Acker's English Cough Remedy,
and will refund the money to all who
buy. take it as per directions, and do
not md our statement correct.
j. W. Conn, Druggist,
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria

When Baby was sick. we gave her cassoria.
When she was Child, she cried for cassoria,
When she became Miss. she chung to castoria,
When she had Children, she gsvethem cassoria