Telegram-herald., 1888-01-29

biCoAinz ant booming LoND tn1s
are IKE Gilbsrt's "A" and "B' Ia
tnat nsves-1o os-forgottsn poem
ghich used 70 % suns 70 oaiilFAns music
fsa rsmsmbsr ths eeunls':
..s~s hs,E ths GODS their goods al-01
Il happy. . al.
The fromio- Of EDnssus And ef Syracuse
and the AnnphoA never had half sns
konbls--nor. iadsed. bali the fua thai
these .ell-knoEn gentlemen experiences oy
reason OF their resemblance. NiAyson =
Gu. General FreisI,s Agent Of the SFAnd
Rauisfs 4 Indiana railway. snd b. +.
Emery sAs CaaAi-st. oys.er snt nsn msr-
chanf. wonderfully res mole each other.
When 'Clayt' walks down rom his Aadi-
son-ass none. be Is eften asils't by house
wives With q request % send up sone ifesh
Inaaxereg for FRIDAY. aad II Ar. Emery
e.lks into sweets or The Morton. be :
generally besesched TO push = car load Of
lamaer throJsh as rapidly as possible.
sonsnmss Mr. Gll sets good round price
on goldfish, and Mr.. Emery makes astonisia-
inxly Low rates on freight. COL l. h.
Bishop og virtue Of his good looks aud the
votes Of ths Inea o. Kent. Sherih OF this
county. and the handsome and deboanaire
coal prince, sam. Z. Bennett. are another
pair. During the iass elec-iOn il was a
common thisg for some ward striker 10 APP
proach sam. add With q wink tell him that
be had got everything fixed Then the
striker would strike for "hver. tx
iail birds salute sam every day, and Sheriff
Bishop il hOsisd az because be don't send
NJ that coal" Il is, all aroand the quesTsst
raix.up Of freight aud Gsh. and coal and
eonvicts that one can imagine. II you don {
believe this lust ask Colonel GilI. or Colonel
Bennett. or Colonel Bishop, or Colonel
Emery.
Knowsst thou the land where the bliz-
tnris blow. where rocks are plenty, and
gold and silver and copper are 10 oe had for
The digging 'r.s the Lake Superior region
which Is now torn up on the election OF
Congressman. With toe velocity OF
whtrIwind the gay. debonnairs Tim Nester.
Speaker Of the Third House Of the Michi-
gan Legislature. rushed down yesterday
Hs descended upon this peaceful valley
Yesterday morning, clad in thai historical
sreAtcoat. made OF the skins Of the identical
beavers wao sheltered Hiswaths from his
pnrsuers. Tim said be didn't know " whetn-
er seymour was going TO ss elected. and
didns care. didn't know anything about
politics and dldnt care: was dsvoting his
tim. 10 making money; said he was awful
poor. snd had 10. The half millionaire
steamed away toward the Buckeye State
last evening.
T. q Rutherford Commander Of the G..
A. r. boys for the Department Of Michigan,
vas m town yesterday. and went out TO the
Soldiers Home TO visit Commandant Pierce.
Who IS having much diaicuity with bis
Ewes. "Gid'' dedicated a c. A. r hall al
Scrinx Lake Friday evening. and topped
down ~ The RsDijs 70 zee his numerous
friends. Hs wSs as happy and as full OF
enthnsiasn for the Grand Army "a ever.
By The way. { nave heard i iutsmatsd that
Col. Henry NJ. Dufiield. Of Detroit, wilI b
the next Conn, sndsr OF the Vets OF the
p-ninsn ar state. DuGieid Is a glorious
fslo- and lixsi ov avery body who knows
him. lt is u,Ors than likely that Com
r,andsr Rutherford would bs as pleased 70
have ths Colonel succeed him ss snyone
would.
The Clover Club ia Philsdelphis Is ons ol
the institutions Of yais country. I hope ID
DIN. there With al The good fellows some
asv. Henry Irving and sol Smith Russell
are among the dozen houorsry members Of
the clab. At shs dinner ths other day vsrJ
nanv Of the member contributed sketches
snd letters 70 ihs menu card. which was .
-~suule Of q rty-ivs pages bound IN Turk.
ish esther. ~. Eatseil sent SONS OF hi'
Jpnumsraois lstls ssosies. Here IS his
sfusion.
ef want tsw know II ron vii ,,
amused with nv contribution ot som'
eaNnt expressions nesrti Pm 2 an keeisna
Eave von glsfssd Nev England. and 10 yor
knox f,,ss ,aere' However. 4 chsnc'
von. sn6 here are she samples.
you'll slNsVs IA seii here- said tie
~ mac They Ike things IKE you tad
sHumDtv Du1prv operas. ant soiesnn
pisrs tbey don care barn for ~ this
eBe vou Biflv Florence Wa. vs'vebeen
warned conceruin you. aud they ssy you r.
good.
Just before 0ur Performance AZ r. y.
RI an sltieriv psrson ssisf These showers
ba~aa ssg.s rt-af Tor tneif tinx fuuf.
AZ uareieaesd T ssssi. How ola BoEci-
~.uls ~ her Abe f4ndieri rep.ied Hs
- drums AMI .sii oft fle rore.
Wa Used ID hsvs rl1r iaesfre d1wn
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Iva
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snncunce tae p'eces ef yea tea na~ thes
r1nas in.
err aine,f thst 0piic and ryself would
sltsfaste IN 8ur res7ings PIC 81 fezin.
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