Nevada County picayune., 1888-08-29
HnsIey's Entrance into Clark.

name Is SlcNelduu, ohelC was oiiS John, whose surname is Ansley, | seeking a seat in the chief council of the nation, who goeth from place, to place as one who is mad and crazy, l seeking such as will follow him. Yea this John did come over to Clark county: and unto the region round about the Gully field, and as he came he beheld two men standing by the way side, Al, Hittte, and Franklin, who art one of the chief priest. These he called unto him, saving Sons of men. have this day chose thee. therefore do as l bid thee. Come and follow me.
 As they journeyed toward the Gull ly eventide, he beheld one Ak, whose surname is Nelson. tending his mas ter's flock, and saith: Ak, l have need of thee, for thou art ch osen vessel. unto me, come follow me, and stand in the councils of these men. Then came AK forthwith, and fell upon his face, and smote his breast, saying: Good master thou art a man after mine own heart, and will do anything to beat the Demo crats. Selah. Whatsoever thou asketh of me 1 will do, and l John, bade them arise and receive power in my name. Now these are eracles which 1 this day give unte you, go ye into all of Clark county and proclaim that I am John, yea, the editor of the Dispatch, which is the table of the law, as ye journey go not into the way of democrats, and in their hous- es and cities but rather ge to the Greenaackers and Republicans. As ye go preach Bank cats, Buelfs cir culsrs, Hazard conspirators, Euro pean plan of slavery. and the mode of selling female virtue: Bishmillah :: which you will find in whole or in part, in every part, in every issue of my gospel, since it's deliyerance into my hands, selah, but do not tell the people, that 1. John once owned ne- groes. and did fight in the late war to perpetuate slavery, and would have died for it's cause. Nor dc you say, that John. voted against tax ing Railroads; if any man ask you how l voted, just say: Thou shalt not tempt the editor of the Dispatch. 1 Nor do ve tell them, that l voted for the mortgage law, for l John, am q great and powerful John. and must oppose the Democrats in everything they do, good or bad, and in this ye do with all yonr hearts, even unto the 4th of November next; and thou Ak. my beloved go in among thy people and when thou hast gathered them together shew unto them that in my election shall eyerp negro be blest, for am most ner- cful John, Bishmllah Many things did he teach to those who be- , lieved him. And when he had finish ed these sayings, he departed, leav- ing the multitude behind, (which was smalD and taking with him his dis ciples, and when they had come nigh unto Okolona, (which in Hebrew means sincerity because of it's de- mocracy,) ) he said unto his followers, whom do the people say that l, John the Editor of the Dispatch am ? They answered and said Some say thou art fool and one of the anarchist. But whom say ye that l am m: Then AK who art deyout man and full of faith, ans Hered and said: Thou art the editor of the Dispatch, an enemy to democracy, and won derful John.
 Blessed art thou Ak, I will place thee on my right hand, anu these others on my left, then he arose, and walked little way, for he was an hungered, having neither Ipper nor breakfast, and now about the elev- enth hour, he laid down upon tho ground, and fell asleep, and when he had awakened, he knew his disciples were sleeping for he could hear his beloved snoring, straightway he com eth and awakeneth them. and says: There cometh one after me, who is mighticr than l, whose vesturc l am not worthy to bear, and whose rec ord is far better than mine, and un- less something great is done, l, yea l, John will be politically crucihed next Noypmber for I saw Awhile