The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-06-28
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ists sys tis be1se 10 fes sssf oe~n hosss
every srsasg rlghi.
"A ssleGi psfteer 10 c0e who sapplie'
The nosay icf arm aBd sesrs LIS inoutt
ssni when Il - t,siss s1assaered.
Ais travelling sssDcy. To ciers did
you era realize snyihiBg 10 the German
gaaiaiaf' Yea. sir tried Eve times,
ssd fe4llae.l ,tsi sss AZ idiot
--As cid Esn psetending 70 he reading
ID ear doss ua mean " ioos over has
sias~es vi ihs pretty siris opposite. II BE-
does. u - az o'snighi 90 be psii
hiss waste d time 10 look back 81
ons's oSs mistakes. sben there 10 90 much
nofr fas 10 wsichiug the mistakes q 9th
81 people
dignity IL good tLiDg ior al eie-
phsai o. scmsthins Of that Hind. bat a
nsa uho !. slise and kicking has very
lii,ie use for u.
Your father is entirely bald, isn't
LrFr SAID msn 10 con Of millionaire
Yes. feplied the youth, sadly I'm the
oaiy b.if be has left "
a negular error 10 spelling frequent
ly made by people practically well eda
Gated Ia 10 spell ''pionic' With two k's and
make ], compound sord.
"A nes York som,p. In sui, for libel,
sought to get $40. 100. aud the jury gave
her II cents This proves that iuries are
shout as uncertain as base ball umpires.
The poroupine is probably the best
Informed OF all the animals lie can give
ron more points than you will know what
10 do with 10 week.
II, ia said thai the United States Sen
Ate Is the most august body in the world
things look nov as though it would be
September body this year. too.
Natives Of yenezueia followed wag
on Tor neahysve-k 70 see II the hind
wheels would catch up with the front
ones As this did not occur. the vehicle
VAS pronouvced fraud.
50 peopiesSAo are not famous can be-
come so aud have their pictures put in the
papers by signing medicine paper and
certifying they have been cured OF terri
bile disease they never had.
A, one Of the recent public school eI.
sminslions. among the questions asked
was; with what crime was Lord Bacon
charsed9r To which the hopeful youth
responded 70 II by inspiration: with
writing Shakspere's plays"
Mamma Ny dear, did you not ask
God last night to make you good boy ?
Richard (who had been throwing stones
st the gsrdner) Yes. mamma. asked
him 10. but /, looks a. II be wouldn't.
Frank Murphy the temperance advo-
cate. wants Law passed making il crime
to treat or be treated. Frugal minded pol.
itions will back him up 10 the first part Of
the law. II no, in the last
PAY aud Pray aud Peg Away" is the
motto OF some Christian workers in the
Tennessee mountains. 1t is good, CON-
prehensiye exhortation to men aud women
everywhere
"A poe, says; III once You burst
dol'a,, like ice il melts away" And he
might have completed the verse by add [
ing: And when you burst your collar,
is'saxfnl what you say.
O, my friend, there are some specta-
oles that person never forgetsi" said
lecturer, after graphic description OF q
terrible accident that he had witnessed.
I'D like TO know where they sell EN-,
remarked az old lady 10 the audience who
is always mislsying Der glasses.
CLARA (eIhibiting photograph How
do you like III Hsti,-It's perfectly love
ly. "You think |. a good LIKENESS 20
no; II dosen, look particle like you. you
know. bu, wouldn't mind that, Glars,
you are not likely to have such luck again
il you "a, thousand times,
--Capitalis,% u the climate healthial
Land Agent -tiIplthful Well should
say !, was Why the Jury ont 10 our
town bad 10 biing in verdict Of murle'
IN the first degree agains. man Tor borse
stealing so as TO inauguraie cur new CEN
stery.
--Thcodwlnlle Brown sent dollar to
learn how an advertiser could guarantee
make $1,000 year without work" and he
was told to pu. ont $4,000 At 10 per
cent. lie thinks now tina. an advertiser
OF "How 10 Get Rich" has sure thing.
--"Come and dine With me to day.
Brown, Go, just the dinner 10 suit you.
Calves brains the principal dish Thanks
Smith. I'll come. |, would be a pity il
you didn't have one man al the table who
could eat calves brains withou, making
csnnibal Of himself
Dean Bur9on Of Chichester was re-
Gently speaking on the nature Of man ~
distinguished from the lover orders OF
creation, "MAn. he remsrked, lis
progressive beius; the others are STA
tioaary, Think, Tor example. Of the ASS
Assays aud everywhere j. IL tue crea
inre. and You Dssst saw aud never will
see mote psriec, sss than you see at The
prescn, moment r.
A minister s1 question bis Sunday
school shout the story 81 Entyehus,
The sosag mat, Who, listening 10 the
presehies 81 the Apostle Panl. fell asleep,
sod ~ss taken up dead What. |
be said. do xe learn from this solemn
eveui n When The reply from little girl
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