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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11
Not ph,losou,,z,pe.

When man offers you a cigar and then
hesitates In deep thought, don't think that
he's philosophizing. He is simply trying TO
recollect which side Of his vest contains the
gift cigars. Boston Beacon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

No matter how great may be physicians
powers as mimic, he doesn't like to exhibit
them. People might say that he was skillful
in taking people of, and Of course that would
MAYER do
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

Opinion Is kind of halfway llou ., nj
people meet to exchange lies AMI s,s
what they don't understand Ln.l. = {.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

A Pittsburg man calls his wife by the beau
tiful title, Virtue because size is her own
reward. She does all the house work ANA
gets no wages.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

A live oak tree in Mississippi measures five
and one-half feet in diameter breast high
from the ground, and spreads its branches
eighty-two feet
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

The dude is not muscular. hui ~hrl !
strikes an attitude it crippes u 10 a.e.
Binghamton Leader
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

In ancient times prophets were also known
as seers. The profits Of today are also the
seers-the tinanciers. II ittsburg Bulletin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11
LambertVille Select School.

Thorough INSTRUCTION IN English and Higher
Branches. Backward pupils receive special atten-
ton. Is years experience.
REV. W. M. WELLS, PRfN.
School York st. Residence Il0 N Main ST.
Dee. IA, lss7,-ly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11
Joseph Smith & Co. s
MILLING DEPARTMENT.
PRALLsvT,LE GRIsT Mills, |
(Stockton p. DAN. T.

(Stockton L. o. N. j.
We are prepared at our never failing water pow
erto DO good work promptly. either by grinding
OF exchanging grists or to sell -four aud feed at
lowest wholesale and retail rates.
Pure New Buekwheat always in season.
LUMBER DEPARTMENT..
A good assortment Of seasoned white pine yell
low pine, Norway and hemlock lumber also a
large stock of pine, cypress and cedar shingles
Pralsvflle, all of which will be sold very cheap.
Baled hay, baled straw. and Mape's STANDARD
Brands of Fertilizers always on hand and sold in
quantities to suit t Prallsville.
Real Estate and Insurance Department still con-
tinued. Cor. Bridge and Union Sts., iambertvle
N. J. Real estate bought or sold on commission.
Fire Insurance in the most reliable stock conf
panies effected at any time within one hours no.
tice
Flour and Feed from the PralIsyilIe Mill sold
here
We hope by fair dealing and close attention to
business. TO have the future patro age Of all our
old customers and many ones.
JOS. SMITH q co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-04-11

Aliases of Coral Full of Tiny Crustaceans.
Under the Shelves of Rock-Among
the Orange coIored Fields of Sara
eosSa
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

Sheep husbandry can be made
very profitable on the average south
ern farm, if every farmer would
feed the dogs in the neighbcrhood
freely on a strychnine diet. If a
man is not willing to resort to this
he is not the proper person to raise
sheep proftably in this country, says
an EXCHANGE. There Is no effective
law against the hundreds of thous
ands of worthless ours that infeSt
the southern country, nor will the
politicians ever give us such when
they assemble in Legislative halls. So
we must get rid of these dogs some
way if we wish to raise sheep, or else
move to some section of country
where there are fewer CANNES and
better legal protective laws. The
farmer who raises sheep should have
good fences. There is nothing more
exasperatIug thau ones neighbor'S
sheep or hogs to break through INTO
ones fields and crops. This is the
time when the injured farmer feels
that he is almost persuaded to com,
nit murder, and we tell you frankly
YOU had better let him alone and
STAY out of his way until he some.
what cools off. Sheep are not more
valuable for there wool than they
are as weed distroyerS. Our sOuth>
ern pastures are largely overrun
with weeds and they are Increasing.
We need the aid of sheep to keep
the weeds in subjectlon. sheep often
bite off the tops Of weeds and pres
vent their seeding. Sheep will keep
down cockleburrs. If a Farmer de-
cides to keep small flock OF sheep
on his farm, let him see TO it that
thev arc securely penned ar night,
and the pen high enough and cIose
enough to keep out dogs; or el@e
have the pen fence slanting toward
The inside, so that a dog jumping in
will not be able to jump out again.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
FROM ASH FLAT.
CONTINUED from lst page.)

Mrs. Nancy A. Phillips, widow of
7. G. Phillips, died of typhoid fever
at her residence near this place on
Saturday, November 3, 1883, and
was buried at Shiloh on Sunday
Quite a conconrso Of relatives and
friends attended the remains to the
cemetery.
DR.. Durham says he is con |ucting
a very successful immigratian socIe>
ty without the aid of the state bu-
reau. He reports arrivals as follows;
At Newt fuckers a boy; Tone
Nichols a boy; II. c. Uotchlliss a
boy; VIM. Cliffs girl.
Charles Evans daughter is very
sick with pleuro-pneumonia.
Jeff Davis of lizard county was
blown from his horse during the little
cyclone last Friday into the top of a
locust bush and had one Of his hands
considerably lacerated by the thorns.
G. E. Oy,er's team ran away Mon,
day morning throwing him out of
the wagon and intlicting quite se>
we're injury. DIR. Durham attended
him.
HTaSsrS Harnn and BrllamV failed
to put in their appearance here last
Saturday as advertised, much to the
of a considerable number who
had assembled to hear them speak.
Large AockS of blue birds, their
soft, short notes recalling the rising
and falling cadences of Jenny Lind's
famous "Bird Song" are now besc!g,
nc the fields and orchards around.
Weather prophets say that their
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

The members of the German Bap-
tist chnrch in Wabash and Hunting
ton counties, Ind, are greatly exer"
cised over an outrage committed at
the church in the Mishler neighbor
hood in Huntington county. Sever
al days ago the communion service
was celebrated there, which includes
the serving Of soup and the washing
of feet. Some scoundrels managed
to dose the soup with quantity Of
croton oil. The cooks discovered the
substance and SKINNED some of 1t
off, but as it was about One>quarter
of the congregation were taken yloN
lently i'll with severe cramplngS,
and several were dangerously sick.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

corner Spring and South Steets,
BATBSyILLE, Apv
This stable is we'll equipped in every
department Ample room for boarding
large number of horses by the day o.
month teams aud vehicles furnished e,
snort 81 notice Special attention given tc
Commercial Travellers,
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
August Sherman and w. L. Ring

August Sherman and w. L. Ring
or have made application to the
supreme court at Topeka, kas., for a
writ " writt Of habeas corpus, claiming that
they were illegally restrained OF
their liberty on a charge of attempts
ing to obtain money under false
pretenses from the Provldent lnsur-
ance CO. of New York. In Novem-
Der, 1887. Geo. Il. Reddington
took out a policy Of $4,000 in favor
of his wife, and afterwards conspir~
ed with Sherman, Ringcl and Sam1
MOZART. by which they represented
that Reddington injured himself and
had died from the effects and been
buried. The information charges
that the defendants, for the purpose
of deceiving the public and the in.
surance company, buried a bag Of
sand in the coffin and afterward,
when relatives from the east sent for
the body, the defendants, to escape
dissection, opened the grave, took out
the bag of sand and pretended that
the body was stolen. The case ex-
cites much interest.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

The Chief of the Bureau Of Sta
tistics reports that the total number
of immigrants arrived at the ports
of the United States from the princl-
pal foreign countries, except from
the Dominion of Canada and Mexi>
co, during the nine months ending
September 80, 1883, was 432, SOP,
against All, 1862 during the same Pc
riod last year.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

C. NJ. Norwood and Isom ?. Lang
lev were treated to a shower of rot
ton eggs and brickbats by Newport
rowdies, one night last week while
those immaculates were delivering
open-air addresses to a mixed crowd
in favor of Featherston. A fine
specimen of hen>fruit struck the ex,
candidate for governor on the side
of the head, and a stone demolished
the reverend Isom's Derby. This
was very ignominious conduct and is
condemned by all good citizens.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
EVENING SHADE, Nov. s, 1898,
W. bol;vo Jr1Ca Gate is elected

We belive Judge Cate is elected
by good majority, and every indi-
cation up to last Saturday night in
New York and Indiana pointed to 4
democratic victory in those states,
"Why don't you turn loose the dem
ocratic chlckens?" is asked. They
are getting ready for next week.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
Bucklen's Arnica Salve

The best Salvo in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt lheum. fever
sofes, letter, ehapped hands, chilblains
coTns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
y cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satieIGction. sr
money refunded Price q cents Ter boz.
For sale by J. L. Metc4li. >
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
Mrs. Nancy Horton has Mrs
lIenderson'S thanks for courtesies.

G Evans of Magazine; purchased
a bottle of Dansby's Cotton Patch
Bitters from Triddy & Chitwood for
my wife who was chilling all the
time, and | could not get anything to
do her any good until | got the Bit
ters. She is now entirely free from
them. Sold by Williams & Price.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

r. +. IIuddleSton has been ap,
pointed by Gov. Hughes as a dele
gate to the Southern Interstate I'M
migration Convention from the I'd
senatorial district. This convention
meets at Montgomery, Alabama, on
the 10Th day of December, prox.
M. G. Wainwright has received
the sad news of the death of a broth
er, Z. S. Wainwright, which occur
red at his home near Waketon, Tex,
last week. He had been sick several
months and the news was not en-
tirely unexpected.
Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
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Sharp County record., 1888-11-08
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o which he
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Sharp County record., 1888-11-08

presence IN such numbers at this
season presages a mild winter.
esquire" Durham sounds natural,
doesn't it? Girls, lets have a we'd
ding just to see how he will perform.
It's leap year you KNOW; but don't all
speak at once.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

ever witnessed In Miles City. With
The single exception of Fred Warde,
we have never been favo ed with the
opportunity Ut h'aring aud seeing AN
actor Of such prominent ability Ms
Eouis James and the hi-tTiouic fame
of his wife IL quite HI Distinctive and
individual NJ his own. Two such ait
lists supplemented 10y the intelligent
work Of such u company as Mr.. James
brings with him, is worthy Of any
metropolitan stage in the country,
and our little town i more than FORUM
ate In being favored with al uppnr
tuDity To witness 30 excellent n per
formance. Some disappointment has
been expressed that the play of Viz
ginIus has been cho..n for presenls-
tioD, il having already been seen here,
but such an objection should NOE Ii.
with any true lover of dramatic art.
VIrglnius IL OF The standard works
Of the sage, aud from its inherent
beauty aud excellence will continue
for all Time. Ii Is IN the repertory Of
all distinguished actors and is played
year in and year out all over the coun-
try. The play Is the vehicle by which
the actor demonstrat, 5 his art, and ia
the precise Iatio of his ability TO act,
the beauties 81 the play are made APP
parent TO the audience. Virginius
with such ali actor as Min in the
title role mig lit reasonably be objected
10, but with Louis James never.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
(C Communicated

Woman's Christian Temperance Union,
Under The auspices OF the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union Of Miles
City, there viii be delivered u l'cture
in the Presbyterian church tins
(Thurrday) evening, sept. 9Th, by
Prof. n, A. NUri, OF Detroit, Mich,
on the subject Scientific Temperance
Instruction" A very prominent
feature OF the lecture and one speci-
ally inter, sting TO the young, will be
tue presentation and e%xplhnation OF a
series OF object lessons taken from life,
illustrating The Effect of alcohol upon
the various muscles aud TISSUES Of the
body. Mr.. Ford i-just returning from
an extended lecture lour through the
west, where he has been greeted by
large aud enthusiastic audien'e s. Re.
Gently he held sn intensely interesting
meeting at Butte, aud later n at
Helena,
The following Is a testimonial taken
from the Headlight; Detroit, Mich:
professor III. A. Ford delivered an
interesting and instructive lecture, IL
Illustrated with colored charts, ON the
"Inside OF Temperance" Mt our rooms
Tuesday evening, Sept. l4th. Ii was
an impressive presentation OF tue sad
results on the physical man, of Iintox-
icants. We would that I'LL our rail-
road men could have heard IT.. and
seen with their " ewes the dreadful
effects produced. IS 81 own by charts
taken from liie."
There will lie good music as an &C.
compartment to the lecture.
The entertainment will begin
promptly AT S o'clock. A cordial invi-
tation is extended to all 10 be In atten.
dance. Admission free.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
Moving on to Market.

The bulletin board at the Northern
Pacific depot shows the following
orders for stock ears this month:
Sept. 8, 80 cars at MingusvIlle fol
Thomas a Arnett.
Sept. 10, 30 cars at Fallon for Tuss'
Ter 4 MeDdenhall.
Sept. II, 81 cars at Dickinson fol
Reynolds Bros.
Sept. 20, IL cars at Custer station fol
Ryan Bros.
Sept. %, % cars for Pierre WibsuS
Mingusville; II Ears for Pickering 4
Haston ut Mingusville; IA cars fol
Home land and cattle company al
Mingusville.
Sept. %, "a cars for the De troit q Wy
oming Company and Cross Cattl,
company ut Miles City.
sept. IS, % ears at Custer station fol
the Dakota Cattle company.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
The Biting Tongue.

SANDER attacks US from behind. The bite "a
Disease, too, often steals upon US through 4 vital
channel. The air we breathe affects the ~lungs-if
IL be mslArious 1t ent,rs the blood, II 1t change too
quickly in the temperature 1t produces disease Of
the throat, &c. Whether Hostetters Stomach
Bittersi is taken to prevent or to remedy the various
forms Of disease produced by miasma, such Is in
termittent fever, dumb sgue, ague cake or bilious
relnittent, II is and ever has proved TO 10 An etfee-
tive and thorough remedy-One which does not
only ameliarste the symptoms Of the maladies Of
this type, but eradicates their cause. Dyspepsia,
liver complaint, rheumatism, bladder and kidney
troubles are among the humanity. affiicIing
troubles which 1t promptly relieves and ultimately
removes.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
A How This Time.

Mr.. CoIrtenay's well known public
spirit found means OF further eXempli-
fication yesterday, by the addition OF
another member to bis family in the
person Of u small but exceedingly ac-
tive boy, who 1t is presumed already
knows the price Of stock cattle and il
an authority on the Montana, Kansas
and Texas road. We are not unmind-
full OF the credit due to Mrs. Courtenay
in this aud cognate affairs, and in
token thereof tender her our sincere
congratulations and best wishes.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The September issue Of The Amerl-
eau Magazine is u noteworthy one.
In addition to an interesting and
varied collection Of choice literary fea-
lures, are two very forcible articles on
questions OF the day-one on "The
Presidents Error" by James G..
Blaine, and the other by Governor
Foraker, on Tariff and Labor" Mr..
Blaine takes Mr.. Cleveland severely to
task for many OF the assertions made
In his message of last December. and
Governor Foraker handles his subject
In his usual clear style.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
A Poor Carver.

Deputy Sheriff Davis was hastily
summoned to the Interior Of the jail
yesterday by cries Of murder, and
reaching there discovered In one oi
the cells a soldier brandishlng a knife,
with which he was evidently attempts
ing to commit suicide. Davis called
upon him TO desist but the crazed In
dividual paid no heed until he was
confronted by n big six.shooter. Then
ho threw M his hands and weakened.
Examination OF his selfinillcted In
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

juries developed nothing more serious
than a few fish wounds, from which
boot lowed freely.
The 5 'ldier Is n Of two discharged
from the Jail Tuesday, after having
taken the pauper's oath. He had
been time serving for an offense
agains' the peace and dignity" and
hsi been ut liberty but II few hours
when he VIA again arrested, ana this
time WAS crazy drunk and made the
attempt 10 make way with himself
Noted.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Alfred Ward left this morning for
Helena and probably Spokane Falls.
This does not, possibly, cause any
wonderment, nor is IL a startling news
item-but wait. The old-timer, friend
OF tho boys and everybody's most
humble servant, the comic genius and
saloon man par excellence, RED Ward
has quit the town aud gone further
west to find new fields to conuuer
with his versatile talent. Red Is the
boy that can do anything aud every.
thing and we venture the assertion
that he will know everybody In every
town he strikes forty-eight hours after
making his debut, We will miss thee
Red, you bet. He's gone, he's gone,
etc., etc.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The sale of reserved seats for the
James Vain wright engagement Of Sat.
urday evening next, begins to-day at
Saysge's drug store. As there Is sure
to be a big crowd, those who have any
choice Of seats should be on hand early
To secure them.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

In the course Of n whist game
played in n city club room recently
the following coincidence was noted:
Every suit was led three times sue
cessively until the last card was laid
upon the board aud that proved to be
the "tblrteener." Not only was there
this equal distribution of suit, but the
same held good in the points made.
the player holding the thirteenth
trump winning the odd trick.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
Ladies' fine French kid $3.50 shoes
for $500 at Towers this week.

Mr.. and Mrs. L. f. Cutler. parents
Of George Cutler, OF Tongue river, will
have for their home ut Eau Claire,
Wis, next week and remain there
during the winter. Mr.. Cutler has al
ready invested some money in the
stock industry from time to time dur
ing four years past, with indifferent
success, and, upon his return 10 Mon
tans in the spring will engage more ex.
tenslvely In the business.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The following sales were made Tues
day al the Union stock yards, Chicago:
keenan,, for Wibeaux, 800, average
nos, Sj.2j; 30, average 1893, Si.5O; 232,
average 1889, S4,45: Eaton SO, average
1853, S5.35; IL cows, 9s3, three cents;
NJ. l.. Holley, n, average 1900, SL.45;
SO. average 1924, S4.i5; Adams a
Burke, Tor B. NJ. Forrest, 2Si, average
1901. Si.65; %, average 1908, S4.65, 10,
average llsS, $3.50. Receipt COCO;
market stronger.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Manager Tully is making arrange
ments with the Miles City Baud 10
have Them play for skating some night
next week. Also, for n grand invita-
tion masqu rsde and skating carnival
I'm the near future
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
LOCAL ITEM MS.
4 Sure Care for Pitrs.

DIR. Kirk'- German Pile Ointment
has cured blind. Bleeding aud Ilchi z
Piles when all other ntments have
failed. 1t sb,orb- the rumor-, allays
the itching at oucs, act as a pOultic-.
V instant relief. DR.. KIrk's Ger.
man Pile 0. nimrnt is prrpsred only for
Piles aud ltching OF the private part4.
and nolhiUg els. Every box l. war
ranted. Sud by John Wright. Drug.
git, Miles City, Mont.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Old pill boxes are spread over the
land by the thousand after having
been empiied by suffering humanity.
What a mass OF sickening, disgusting
medicine the poor stomach has to col.
tend with. Too much strong medl.
cine. Prickly Ash Bltters Ia rapidly
and surely taking the place OF all this
class Of drugs, and In curing all the
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Assessor Thompson IL making out
county statistics In tabulsted | rm, re.
quired by law 10 be forwarded TO the
territorial auditor each year by county
assessors.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The Israelites throughout the world
are to-day celebrating the 5,d49tb all
niversary at the creation OF the uni
verse, the event being termed RASH
Hashonn. All business is suspended
by them tweuty.four hours.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The wife aud daughter of Editor
Russell, of tie Stockgrowers' Journal,
arrived hat night from "eir old home
In Tennss-re and will make Miles
City their permanent abiding place.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

The Haynes brothers have the ex-
elusive delivery Of Carbon Hill coal,
and neither u Missouri cyclone, nor a
Dakota blizzard will delay the filling
of all orders on time. =
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Cashier II. +. Bachelor, Of the
Stockgrowers National Bank, will
leave to-day on an eastern trip and be
absent several weeks,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06

Routine business occupied the time
ofthe county commissioners yesterday;
the precinct matter remains ia statu
quo.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1888-09-06
LOCAL 1T MS.

A drummer lay dying,
Around him were crying
The friends that loved him most dear;
With q smile on his lip,
Glory on his brow. that drummer was happy
He knew he would not carry bis samples that trip
Ike Hauser OF Texas.