New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-09

correspondent asks in which Of the arts slcoho,
Is most used Wen, we don't like 10 give an e.
cahcdra judgment, but we think that the art Of
painting noses red gets away with the greatest GUAM
uty
History will record of Grover Cleveland that no
slammed the door when he went out-(Sprngf eh
Union
Two religious papers Of high standing, ~Ths
Christian Union" and Tie Evangelist" believe that
Christian people ought TO support the best plays,
and thus help to make the theatre better. says
"Jhe Christian Unlon": "The question so often
asked. DO you approve Of the theatre Is irrational
and in itself dcmorallzng. There is no the theatre.
If TO ask, Do you approve tho book you
would answer. what book1 or the picture, What
picture the newspaper, What newspaper or even
the preacher, What preacher"
Frgid Fortune" DO you that man, Nc
Cracklel"
q do, Briggs"
/" He's worth cool millIon.o
"why do you use the adjective .coopi Would MT
your Information be as correct without III"
NO he made II In the leo business, you sce.'
-(Drake's Magazine.
A father in Ncw-Jersoy says that he has two
boys, one of whom is almost exact counterpart
Of Pecks Bad Boy" while the other Is a regular
Little Lord Fauntleroy' sort Of lad and that, strange
as 1t may seem, he thinks more OF the bad boy than
he does of the little paragon.
Well ,x; said Alpha, I'm going to bring out my
is an the STOCK subscribcd'' asked Omega
Not cent has been subscribed, but have
dialect story for the first number and its success
is assured "-(Norristown Herald.
II is quite possible that the clergy may
Robert EIsmere' to the ground. There are
great many good people in all the churches who
don't care a rap about Robert or his opinions.
1t Would Never Do--A contemporary asks why,
buying Is done mostly by women they are not also
employed In the millinery sioresl We would say
OF womcns head gear. Fancy lady going into
millinery store and saying
his replying, "Yos, maam. What size do you wears
-(Dcson Courier.
There is old in Chichestervilie, IN the
Catskills, who always speaks out in meeting Re-
Gently city divine preached In the little Methodist
church OF the village, and the old became
excited al one two home thrIsis in the sermon
which seemed to apply to certain - lose' neigh
Dor, that he got up and shouted. That's right.
youngster; hit i'm again. And later on, when the
appeared to home to him, he cried out IN
stentorian tones, That's so. b'gosh. We're all
sinners ev'ry burned Of u.s.
Far from Consistent.-Mrs Isbergh las the plover
unieeiine hardened wretch / ever knew Tho idea
of shooting thai poor little inofensiye bird and e
the wings on l-(Time.
A weak minded fool IN the ministry may, under
certain circumstances, bring almost much dscreds
to the cause Of religion knave.
THE TRAMP.
wait for the train the night-oh how cold
My clothes all tatered, my shoes sim and Old:
The prospect around me i lonesome and bleak
And my teeth chatter so that scarcely can SPEAK;
start at each sound, and my hearts beating Fast
conlure up ghosts from the aisles Of the past
And SILVER and bark for the rumble and clack
OF swift speeding wheels on the cold, rusty track,
Oh bitter the night and my thoughts while WGis
Alone at this curve for the friendly vay-freightl
The river out yondcr-sO silvery and calm
Would give me a shelter nor ask who am,
And may be- when to the City Of Gold,
Where justice IS tempered with mercy I'm told,
Some angel would stand at my Judgment and PLEAD
A kindly word said or a nerOus deed
Some long years ago ere | swcryed from the right
And took the hard path that I'm TRADING tonight
But mothers last words BE honest and brave'--
The coward alone seeks suicides grave
So ] pray for forgiveness, and praying walt
At THIS bleak lonely for the friendly way freshA
-tChicago News.