The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1888-04-26
a RAcY BOOK.
ec'nt'llatlng witt, Sarcasm and
Brilliant truth.

Oc'nt''tatlng with 8arcasm ana
Brilliant Truth.
New York Letter.
Chap: !. Has Malar,a;' goes to Florida.
Chap. II: "overworked;" goes to Eu-
t Chap. I'll: lila. Rheumati.m;' soe. to
Chap. ". Has a row with his Doctor.
have read q deal Of sarcasm in my
day but 1 never read anything equal
to the sarcasm contained In the above
four chaptered book, written by some
anonymous. 1suspect the experience
portrayed Is a personal one; the au-
thor 'ntimates as much on page 81.
Let me give you synopsis:
Malaria" as it states, "is the CLOAK
with which superficial physicians COW
or up a multitude Of i'll feelings which
they do not understand, and do not
much care to investigate. It is also
a cover for snch diseases as they can.
not cure. When they advise their
patient to travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is prob.
ably suffering from malaria. it. is a
confession ofignorance or ofinability, -
1.-THE patient goes abroad. The
change is tonic and for a time he
feels better. Comes home. Tickle an.
petite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps. sleeplessness, irritable.
'ty, tired feelings, and general unfit.
ness ior business are succeeded in due
time by alarming attacks of rheuma.
tlsm which fits about his body re-
CARELESS of all human feelings.
1T Is muscular,-in his back. Ar.
tlcular.-in his joints. Inhammatorv.
my: how he fears it will fly to his
heart
Nov of he goes to hesprings. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to
get we'll; 1T the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands,
That would hurt his business!
"Better for a few days. Returns.
Alter a while neuralgia transfxes him.
he b!oats; cannot breathe; has pneu.
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his LETT side; is fretful; very nervous
and irrit able; is pale and habby; has
frequent chills and fevers; everything
ABOUT him seems to 90 wrong; be-.
comes suspicious; musters up courage
and demands to know what is killing
him!
"Great heaven" he cries, "why have
you kept me so long in isnorance?''
Because" said the doctor. II read
your tate tive years ago. l thought
best to keep you ignorant Of the
facts"
He dismissed his doctor. but too
late! His fortune had all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes OF him?
The other day we'll known Wall
Street banker said to ME lit is really
astonishing how prevalent briyht's
disease is becoming. Two OF my per.
sonal friends are now dying of it. But
1t is not incurable am certain, for
my nephew was recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was I'M.
possible. The case seems to me to be
q wonderful one." This gentle man
formerly represented hi+ government
in q foreign country. He knows, ap-
preciates and declares the value OF
that preparation, because his nephew,
who is a son OF Danish Vice. Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers safe cure,
was begun. YES" said his father, Il
was very skeptical, but since taking
that remedy the boy is we'll"
happen to know what it was that
cured the boy, for Genl. Christensen,
of Drexel, Morgan & Co.'S, told me
that it was that wonderful remedy
Warmers safe cure
Well, suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than
by quoting the authors advice:
''1f. my friend, you have such al
experience as l have portrayed. do
not put your trust in physicians to
the exclusion of other remedial agen.
cies. They have no monopoly over
disease and l personally know that
many OF them would far prefer that
their patients should 60 to Heaven
direct from their powerless hands
than that they should be saved to
earth by the use Of any "unauthor.
'zed MEANS"