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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-10-04
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MIEJSCOWE

NJ EJSCOW IL.
CZEoNEK KONGREsU TO
masz Wilson wyzwa} pana M. H.
Duunella 2 Owatony, ktory W mad
chodzacych wyborach zamlelza u
bieeaG sic o te sama godnose, ma
poiedvnek TAXI. re obai maya sic
ziechaG w Winonie i wobec zgrq-
madzonej publicznosci sic brac ma
s}owa. Publicznosc potem rozstrzyg-
ME, pc czyjej s%tronie sfusznose. =
Polityczna ia szermierka odbedzle
sic W tygodniu, ktdry sic rozpoocz-
ME W poniedzia}ek, % pazdziernika:
Dwaj wspomnianl kandydacl
do krzesfa poselskiego w hongre-
sic beda sic brazil cztery razy 4
rzedu.
W pe,cnem pismie niemieckiem,
w Winonie wychodzacem, spotka-
lismy niedawno k}amstwo: ]akooy
republikanie zwali Polakow tuteJ-
szych bydfem do giosowania (st1mm-
qJiehj. Il tenn Stimmuieh ma size
wrecz przeciwnie; tax to wfasn'e
tuteisi demokraci n%iemieeccy navy
waia Polakow i tax ich tez trak-
tuja. Przeciez sobie zywo przypo-
minaja nasze wiarusy, W ]akl to
niegodny sposob obecny burmlstrz
w,nonski p. Ludwig kiedys ich
czestowa} cygarami ro~zrzuca]ac
lie garscia, jakby groth sy.paf pred
wieprze. = Many pred soba de-
mokrackie pismo angielskle 2 St.
Paul, zwane Globe. w onem gfosny
demokrat G. IL. Lienau drwl soble
z naszego burmistrza, re wybrany
zosta} przez ignoromuses czyll c'en'-
M motioch. - Pewnie ME powle,
dza Polacy z 4 wardy, ktorych
e}osami p. Ludwig zosta} wybra-
nv - Bog zapfat, - chot to owe
niemczysko n%iepoczciwe do men
tax ~szyderczo pie.
W poniedsia1ek. 8 pazdziernlks'
odbedzie sic W Hall domu pol,
skieko kaukus demokracki ma i
warde. ma kt6rym w%ybierani bed22
urzednicy pow'atowi. O. urzad
komisarza powiatowego ublega sic
dw6ch Polak6w: obccny komlsarz
powiatowy J an B a b e k
w%nieiszy komisarz pow. F a n
ciszek Drazk W k !.
Kapela Polska urzadzl W sobo'
te. Is pazdziernika, przedstawlenle
amatorskie. Odegrana bedzle "a
hawna krotochwila Szewc arystohra,
ia - Pc teatrze zywy obraz.
lie Nednoczenia Katolickiegc
wystapi}o 700 czfonk6w z Chicago
naraz, nadto wystapi}o okoio sc
z Alpeny, Mich, ale nasze Iowa
rzystwo sw. Krzyza koniecznie jesz
cze raz chce sic naraziG ma straty:
DO znowu przystapi}o do tego lied
%noczenia.
Toy. sap. Kasmierza Krolewlczs
wybra}o W poniedzia}ek, l pazdz
nowy zarzad. Prezydentem ponow
ME wybrany MARGIN Daszkowskil
sekretarzem G. 8. Wyganowskl
kasyerem MARGIN Wejer. Iowa
rzyztwo liczy 2o4 cz}onkow. Ma
iatku posiada $3282. Szczeg6}y v
nrzyszfvm numerZe.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1888-10-04
Katarzyna Czapiewska
Frunc,szkn Walinska
Matylda Trun

Joz ia Liberia
u ezesu'rj parafi upowaa"ione
So do kolektownnia pienedzy ma
lvterya szpit"lna: KatarAyn" Ma
ra~, Anas,azya Ber"hska, Elzb'eta
Kuha, T"resn Brndka, F~runc'szka
Slelnbauer i Marya K'ieser.
Polecamy to danny chrzesc'ah.
skiemu mitosieruz,u naszych wspof-
obywatrli.
Nasuepne posiedzsnie komlte-
tn przygotnwaM czego odbed@le sue
W najblltsaa niedzlelc, po n!eszpo-
rach, w polsk'eJ szkolc.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Little Edwin, aged 6, admitted to
his mother In the nightly resume of
the day, that he had at school substi-
tuted his somewhat diminutive slate
pencil for one of more pleasing dimen-
sions, the property of little girl
whose desk adjoined his. Nov you
know" he said, that mean to be a
neutrality-suspicious. man, and the
question is, shall / keep the pencil ?"
The struggle was long and severe, but
ended in confession to the young la
dy dcfrauded and the presentation Of
a penny to. supply her loss. Con.
science was appeased, but the youth
ful reformer exclaimed in another
burst of confidence: II just wish Sa-
tan was dead he makes it so hard
for a fellow.'-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

An old gentleman recommended
ben Hur" to one Of his young friends,
advising her to read the book by all
means. Meeting him soon after, she
told him that she had inquired for il
at several book stores, but none OF
them had the book What did you
ask for ?" said the gentleman. "Why,
Ben She,' of course replied the la.
dy. A few weeks later the old gen.
tleman received an invitation to the
young lady's wedding, and the bride
groom's name happened to be Benja.
min. "Ah," said he, as he read the
card, "she failed to find Ben Hur,'
but it seems she had better luck in
the search for Her Ben. Boston
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

mile over broken ground which was
we'll wooded, and then suddentlylhalt-
ed at spot overlooking the second
path and high above it. Burton made
me sign as he crouched down beside
large rock, and cautiously approach.
ing l looked down into the ravine and
saw a solitary man-thespy. He was
coming up the path. If he passed
the spot where we were stationed his
scent alone would locate the still.
"Click! Click |"
Good heavens but you are not
going to shoot him !" l whispered to
Burton as he cooked his rife.
He half-turned to look at me. His
face was as hard set as iron.
"For the sake of earning few dol
lars he would see us starve he re-
piled. "He knows his danger. Let
him pass this rock and | will shoot
him %.
| dared say no more. Burton was
desperate and determined.
We looked down at an angle of for.
ty'fve degrees on the spy. You could
have told that he was a spy by his
actions. He had the gait of an In
dian bent Oh surprise. He looked
about him like one who expected the
whistle of bullet at any moment.
He came slowly on.
Could l signal him2
No! He was not looking up, but
around him.
Coming-coming -coming-advanc
ing at steady pace towards death.
Would Burton shoot7 He already
had the man covered.
Thump! thumpl thump
1t was my heart pounding, away
like pile driver. 1t would be mur-
der. l would be accessory. If Idar-
ed to shout-to-
Thank God Was it the fall of
fragment of rock up the mountain
side, or the hoarse cry of the great
buzzard poised above us which made
the spy halt in his tracks Ten feet
more and finger will press the trig.
ger. He peers this way and that
he looks up and around-he starts to
advance but halts again. Is some
one praying for him-has he guard
ian angel who whispers warning?
1t is two minutes-two minutes
which tick away so slowly that they
seem to be hours in length. l lean
against the great rock, almost gasping
for breath, while Burton has his eye
at the sights and his finger ready to
pull. 1t is a tableau on the threshold |
of death. 1t is pantomine at the
edge of the grave.
Go back Go back |" l entreat
in mind to the spy.
He removes his hat, wipes his brow,
and is evidently anxious.
"If you value your life go back !"
| would fain say.
He looks around him like one who
feels danger in the air.
"You will be shot if you advance !
Hear and heed the warning"
The warning reached him by that
channel which the human
mind has not fathomed. saw him
start in fear, and then. seemingly en-
tirely against his will, he turned short
about and almost ran as he hurried
up the path and out of sight.
HIN! He'un has got off this
time, shure !" said Burton as he rose
up and let the hammer. of his rifle
down.
"You would have killed him ?" |
asked.
Dead as this rock !"
at would have been murder"
Then let he'un keep away from
yere. M. Quad, in Detroit Free
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
Beware Of Pmitntions.
b DoBBINs' ELECTRIC
Dobbins' Electric Soap.
o. l.. MATTHEW
L. s. PENSION ATTORNEY
ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN.

Thousands Of soldiers or their widows or depend
ent relatives are entitled TO pension increase Of
pension, bounty, travel pay other allowances
who have never applied for IL. Many minor heirs
can get pensions, regardless Of age now. Hundreds
OF dependent parents are entitled 10 pension.
Many OF those claims have been rejected in the
hands Of incompetent agents. l can in many Of
such claims procure favorable result. Thousands
Of soldiers are ponsoned on disability and are
entitled to increase on another, or are rated too
lUw or entitled TO increase result of disabil-
ity upon which claim was granted. The laws are
now inoro liberal and the rulings of the pension
Office less eXaoting than formerly. l have In the
past few months succeeded in getting 90 per cent.
OF increase claims allowed by actual count. This
shows good careful work About eight soldiers
out of ten are entitled 20 pension other allow
ance, No matter what your claim is, write me full
ly about a., with stamp for reply, and will advise
you free. II | take your claim no fee is charged
unless | am successful, and then just what the de-
partment allows. Address,
o. l.. MATTHEWS,
$50 Ann Arbcr, Mich
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Why, Mrs. Hashhouse. you surprise
me! | never saw wine on your table
before. Is it to be regular attribute
of your dinner servicei
Well, really, Mr.. Slowpay, | can
hardly promise you that. You see,
| have an idea that wine, if chosen to
fit an emergency, may stimulate in a
special direction.
All, yes, ] see. Very thoughtful
of you, indeed. And this wine you
have chosen for me is a-a-Bordeaux ?
Precisely, board-owe, Mr.. Slowpay.
Do you absorb i-Yonksr's Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, ono year, one dollar per line.
LEGAL notices, among local reading matter, ten
'ents per linz for each insertion.
business notices Ave cents per line each insertion.
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries, Resolutions, Cards Of Thanks, stc.,
at advertisinS rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
Time Card in Effect

sDaily. All other trains daily except Sunday
Parlor cars day trains. sleeping cars on night
j. WHITING, Ticket Agent
ow. w.RUGeLE4, q. 2. n r. Agt.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
READ THIS TWICE,

THERE is great saving of time, of labor, Of
soap, of fuel, and OF the fabric where Dobbins'
Electric Soap is used according to directions.
ONE trial will demonstrate its great merit. IL
will pay you TO make the trial
Like all best things IL is extensively initiated
and COunterfetod.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

She-Oh, Arthur, what do tho poor
cowboys in Texas do when they want
girl to talk to7
He-Give it up. Use their lassos,
probably.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

1t may be in keeping with the slang
of the times, but it is hardly in good
taste to ask washerwoman where
she is hanging out now.-Boston
Budget.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

A boys description of having a
tooth pulled expresses it about as well
as anything we have seen. Just be-
fore it killed me the tooth came out. "
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Some men never tumble, even when
an idea strikes them.-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

He called her little dear before
they were married. After that event
he varied the expression and called
her extremely dear.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
WIT AND HUM0R

A MYSTERIOUS proceeding going
ahead in a fog.-Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

If base ball ever gets to be popu-
lar at Vassar, almost any of the girls
would make good pitchers for the col
lege nine. They all have such beau.
tiful curves.-Somerville Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

A travelling man remarks that the
bunco steerer is by no means the self
reliant parsonage that he has been
pictured. He is always preying for
sucker.-Merchant Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

"You stick to your colors," said the
flag to the pole on rainy day.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

What part of steamer is the best
to study astronomy from? The star
board side.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

The best age for marimony-mar'
riage.-New Haven News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

at is a perfect angel of house,
said she. "All wings, l suppose,
said he.-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

"A, MICH, WEDNES
WIT AND HUM0R
A MYSTERIOUS proceeding-goin
ahead in fog.-Star.
"You stick to your colors," said tn
flag to the pole on rainy day.-Ex
Some men never tumble, even whel
an idea strikes them.-Texas Siftings
The best age for mawimony-mar
riage.-New Haven News.
Hogs do not marry, but they ar
often betroughed.-Pittsburg Chron
icle.
In this weather soda water and gin
ger pop are fzzical necessities.-Ne,
Haven News.
What part of steamer is the bes
to study astronomy from? The star
board side.-Ex.
at is perfect angel of house,
said she. "All wings, | suppose,
said he.-Harper's Bazaar.
He called her a little dear befor
they were married. After that even
he varied the expression and calle'
her extremely dear.-Ex.
A boys description of having
tooth pulled expresses it about as wei
as anything we have seen. Just be
fore it killed me the tooth came out.
-Ex.
1t may be in keeping with the slanl
of the times, but it is hardly in gooc
taste to ask washerwoman wher'
she is hanging out now.-BostoI
Budget.
She-Oh, Arthur, what do tho poo
cowboys in Texas do when they wan
girl to talk to7
He-Give it up. Use their lassos
probably.-Ex.
--------------------------
A travelling man remarks that tn,
bunco steerer is by no means the self
reliant parsonage that he has beer
pictured. He is always preying foI
sucker.-Merchant Traveller.
If base ball ever gets to be popu
lar at Vassar, almost any of the girls
would make good pitchers for the col
lege nine. They all have such beau
tiful curves.-Somerville Journal.
Twenty Years Whaler,'" said
the old Arkansas schoolmaster, read
ing, with contemptuous pucker O.
his lips the title of a new book
Twenty years, l kin beat that record
by more'n fifteen years, b'gosh ~
Chicago Tribune.
"But the worst OF all isms," said q
lecturer on sectarianism, "ispugilism. y
81 know a worse ism than that,
said lame man in the back of the
hall.
"What is that?
Rheumatism. Boston Courier.
Guest (indignantly)-Waiter there
are feathers in this soup!
Waiter (inspecting it)-Why, so
there are. | thought was giving
you bean-soup. It's chicken-broth,
sir; costs ten cents more. Changes
figures OH the check.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
Mother--Daughter, didn't / hear
Mr.. jenkins kiss you last night when
he went away?
Daughter-Yes, mother, but it was
against my will.
What was
Your hearing it, mamma.-Wash-
ington Critic.
Jobson-What kind of an animal
is that you've got there, Jepson?
Jepson-A hedgehog. 1t is one of
my wife's pets.
Strange kind of a pet | should say.
Why does che keep such a thing as
that about her?
Well, l suppose it is because he has
SO many fine points about him.-Bos-
ton Courier.
Judge-So you stole sandwich
from the lunch counter in the rail.
road station, did you?
Tramp-Yes, your Honor.
Were you hungry?
No, your Honor.
Then what service could the sand.
wich do you?
/ wanted to balf-sole my boots with
It, your Honor.-Ex.
Wont we get any dinner to-day,
p asked little Johnny Nc
Swilligen. rather anxiously, as the
sang the closing hymn
at the morning service last Sunday.
"Of course we will, Johnny" whis.
pered his mother. "Wbat put that
,uesfion into vour head ?"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
DR.. l.. Il. GAUTREAT.

Graduate of Laval University, Quebec, Canada
Office and residence over Monaghan's drug store
Hours of consultation from 8 TO 10 A. NJ, to p.
d. and TO 8 r. NJ. s64
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Twenty Years Whaler,'" said
the old Arkansas schoolmaster, read.
ing, with contemptuous pucker OF
his lips the title Of new book.
Twenty years, kin beat that record
by more'n fifteen years, b'gosh !'-
Chicago Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Hogs do not marry, but they are
often betroughed.-Pittsburgh Chron-
icle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

In this weather soda water and GIN
ger pop are fzzical necessities.-New
Haven News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Wont we get any dinner to-day,
mamma p asked little Johnny Nc
Swilligen, rather anxiously, as the
congregation sang the closing hymn
at the morning service last Sunday.
"Of course we will, Johnny" whis.
pered his mother. "Wbat put that
question into your head ?"
"Why, everybody is singing Were
going home to dine no more '"-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Judge-So you stole sandwich
from the lunch counter in the rail.
road station, did you?
Tramp-Yes, your Honor.
Were you hungry?
No, your Honor.
Then what service could the sand
wich do you?
wanted to balf-sole my boots with
1t, your Honor.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12
Detroit, Bay City g. Alpena r.. r.

Alpena to Detroit.
Detroit, Bay City q Alpena X. X.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Dead as this rock :"
at would have been murder"
Then let he'un keep away from
yere."-M. Quad, in Detroit Free
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

"But the worst Of all isms," said q
lecturer on sectarianism, "is pugilism. y
81 know worse ism than that,
said lame man in the back of the
hall.
"What is that ?"
rheumatism. boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-09-12

Guest Indignantly ly)-Waiter, there
are feathers in this soup!
Waiter (inspecting it)-Why, so
there are. thought ] was giving
you bean-soup. It's chicken broth,
sir; costs ten cents more. Changes
figures on the check.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

In place of that cortantiy tired out feel
ing, Ayers Sarsaparlla will give you
strength
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07
"pGa Ladies' FaVorite

The newest fashion in ladies' hats will
doubtless cause q tlutter of pleasureable
excitement among the lair sex. L tdies
are always susceptible to the changes OF
IA fashion plate; and the more startling
the departure. the more earnest the gossip
over the uew mode. Dr.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is positive cure for the ills
which at1lIct females and make their lives
miserable. This sovereign panacea can
be relied on in case of displacements and
all functional arrangements. 1t builds
up the poor, haggard and dragged-ou
victim, and gives her renewed hope aud
fresh lease OF life. 1t is the only medi.
cine for woman's peculiar weakueSs and
ailments sold druggists. under a positive
guarantee from the manufacturers, tina,
it will give satisfaction in every case. OF
money refunded. Read printed guaran
tee on bottle wrapper.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07
Sleep as a Medic ne.

The cry for rest has always been louder
han the the cry for food, not that 1t is
more important, hut it is nllen harder to
obtain. The best rest comes from sound
sleep. Oh two men or women, otherwise
equal, tue one sho sleeps the best will he
the most moral, healthy and efficient.
Sleep will do much IL cure irritabinJy Of
temper peevishness and uneasiness. Il
will restore 30 vigOr an overworked brain.
1t will build mp aud make strong a weary
b rdy. 1t Will cure headache. Indeed
we might make long list of nervous aud
other maadieS that sleep will cure The
cure of sleeplessuesS requires a clean,
good bed sufficient exercise to produce
WEAKNESS, pleasant occupation, good air.
not to warm room, IA clear coBScieacc
ard avoidance Of stimuiants and narcotics
For those who are ovecworked, haggard
and nervous. who pass Sleepiess nights,
we recommend the adoption Of such
habits as shall secure sleep, otherwise
life will be short, and what there is of it
sadly imperfect.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

Machinery will do almost anything and
what machinery can't do "a woman can
with hairpin.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07
TIE First Ynar

Many. Young married people make a
terrible misCGhe 10 The FIRST year of THEN
housekeeping by living up t. theirineome
IL they are all wise, they will live very
considerably undet it. The first year OF
a young couples housekeeping should be
the most economical of all the many
years Though which they hope 10 travel
in sweet company and loving fellowship.
Doubtless, as the days 90 by, the means
and revenue of the husband will increase,
but so. too. in nearly sure aud certain
ratio, will the expenses of family lie
mount up. If the young people, there
fore. be only wise and prudent. they will,
at the offset, determine to begin to put 81
50 much so /" prepare for the inevitable
rainy day which, sooner or later, atteuds
on all people, aud will not be denied
admittance. \ few dollars saved in the
first year or So of housekeeping is Il few
dollars laid by as Il sort OF nest egg; Other
dollars get added to it in the course 81
time, aud in the end the savings thus
commenced grow more oit"n than mol
iuto round aud 'mfnrtabI. Sums.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07
What am l TO DC?

The symptoms Of Biliousness are un
happily but too we'll known. They differ il
different individuals 20 some extent.
Bilious man is seldom breakfast eater
Too frequently, alas, he has an excellen
appetite for liquids but none for solids of
morning His tongue VIII hardly bear in
spection mt any time; if it is not white ant
furred, il is rough, at all events.
The digestive system is wholly out o
order and Diarrhea or Constipation may b,
IA symptom or the two may alternate. There
are often Hemorrkoids or even loss of blood
There may he giddiness and often headache
and acidity or fatulence and tenderness il
the pit OF the stomach. To correct all thi,
if not effect cure try Green's August
Flower itcost but tritle and thousands
attest Its efficacy. =
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07
| Ii. II. pUYCKINCK, General Manage
JESSE \. KIRK. President.

farming
them And IN
thorough
ii aud hv Agricultural Clubs
1t needless
the existing
To Inc TACT That
thing
OF Will while
We the
II lasting
II not
sJ II
cHhirdtC 10 IT. lasts
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

Doctor Surveying bis newly. paper"d
office)-This is very poor job of paper
hanging very poor joe, sir. Paper
hanger-1ll have to admit. doctor, that
the job isn't first class Unfortunately
we arer-hangerS have no way of bury
ing our poor jobs.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

No
"a Me ,e egotten conviction unhestatingy
oer Sna 81 fences 1t the cheapest Tor deliver
cost NJ" m v S 90 per rod No further pruning
KINDS OF mules hogs and cattle 1t thoroughly
hgh ornamental
cost TO e value OF me ar The four strands running
the
needs but to he to be appreciated
ha
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

Caller-"I should think you'd 20 crazy
in this place. Tuis a boiler factory next
door, isn't it?' Hostess-"Ycs, l don t
indeed. I moved here for peace and
quiet. The last house we lived in was
alongside of a public school"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

81 have a girl says Jerseyman,
ssthat's so modest that she wouldn't even
learn improper fractions at school"
''My girl is more modest than that" re
tortrd another; ''she always goes into the
next room to change her mind"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

seed (wbose sou is at college,: George
writes that he is taking feucin' lessons"
Mr.. Hayseed: Il m glad O. that. III
put him a-diggin' post-holes when he
gifts home"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1888-04-07

Happy h"stess-"Dn you knew Mr.
Grandson, feel quite proud OF having
you here tonight They told me you
were so busy writing that you'd given
up everything in the social way"
Graudisou-"Well. yes: so have. That
is everything OF any portance-er-I
mean-vhat a mild winter we've been
having"