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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13


The one sight which disappoints every
visitor to the West End is Berry Wall He is
pointed ont to each new conner.
"Who did you say he WASP and the obser-
yer gazes at an ordinary looking fellow, with
90 distinctive marks of the dandy about him.
"That is Berry Wall, the king of the dudes.
You've read about him, haven't you?7
"Oh, yes; but there's nothing particular
about that fellow to exploit"
Isn't there? Wait and see. 1t is true that
Berry Wall hardly ever wears an extrava-
gantly peculiar SUN. Especially this summer
is he no more fiamboyant than the average of
young fellows at Long Branch. White fan
mel suits are common there, and shirts are of
SO many bright colors that a chance row OF
them would make good rainbow. 1t is in
the number of his toilets and their scrupuous
care that Berry Wall earns his reputation.
He despises the typical dandy, and, Us he sat
yesterday on the verapda and saw a carriage
load go past, he remarked with emphatic sar-
casm:
"Throe to one, and no wonder she can't
chcose2
Three miserable, inano dudes sat on the
front seat, facing single pretty, dainty. de-
m,,re girl, who had taken them out for ride
in her fathers carriage. Berry is not eve
glassed; he doesn't carry knobby stick and
bis collars are not exaggerated; but he does
change bis clothes every two or three hours.
This morning he ate his breakfast in a sack
coat and trousers OF green, black and white
checks. shirt of pink and straight
brimmed straw hat. About the middle of
the forenoon he came out in white flannel,
with white canvas shoes and n white cap.
Just after noon he bathed in a gray tight
suit. Next lie dressed for the races III long
frock coat and trousers of light brown, q high
hat to exactly match in color. and even the
leather strap from which his field glasses
hung across his shoulders was precisely the
same hue. On his return he went TO dinner
III a costume of blue stripes. with coral
shirt These shirts are his pride. He has
dozens of them without a repetition The
collars and cuffs worn with them, however
are invariably white. He wound up the
night in 8 black frocl. coat pearl trousers,
black silk hat and white veSt-New York
Cor. Chicago Herald.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13
REAL ESTATE.

The following are the transfers OF real
estate filed in the recorders Office yester
day:
John s. Gamison to Clarence Fl.
Noble lot 81 Maple st, in Stancer's
add to Wichita. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. $500
Marriott Williams, Williams d Was
sam to David and Frank 2. Mar
tin. beginning 50 fl of ne cor,
Emporia Ave and 18th st, thence
II 30 e: thence g 100 f, thence
along rr 50 #, thence w 100 it to
bridge. Observation-Disclosures. a5O(
j Richmond to GrflenSteiu&. Camp
bell lots ISL ana 7S3 Lonsdale ave,
Richmond'S Sd add. ..... 50(
j Shank 10 4 II Carpenter lot S52 S54
Waco ave, GreiniensteinS 18th add. 250t
l. o Tosh TO I Ii Leonard, IL lot 6,
Ximmerieys add .......-..... 12i:
G. Fawconner to l. VI Finch, lot , blk
3 GobinS add Observation-Disclosures. 150t
G ID Mowery TO q + Campbell, lots
IS 20 Deming add .................. 55t
j T Aiogle to A Tressel lots 355 TO 36l
Rosenthals add Observation-Disclosures. S0(
4 I Hall to McCIurg 81 Williams,
lots 10 ana IS Power ave South I'm
iversity add. Sc
j & Richter to J b Longworthy, i5Xl56
Greiffs 18th add observation-disclosures. 530(
L w Laurie TO j Laurie, 315 ne 26 %
Recommendations. 1900
y A Brook to b Thatcher, lots l, 3
Lawrence ave Southern add. 40C
a Biting To Burton Car Co., lots 10,
Is, So, blk Ailerton's add . 25OC
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sc heStnutS.'

The c. X. d n Ry.. Crock Island
Route, are now running the most elegant
chair cars between Wichita and Kansas
City that are used in Kansas This is the
only line running chair cars on morning
trains to Kansas City. This is the only
line running chair cars through to Chi
cago. This is the only line running chair
carsto Topeka ana ST. Joseph This is
the great line between Wichita and all
points north, east and south. Cali at No
200 L. Douglas avenue 9-tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13
7. J.. FOX q son,
49slt That new store. No. $50 Y. Main st
Gnnlnl Drnnnunl.

Bids will he received at this Office up to
noon of Tuesday, January Il, 1883. for the
laying OF a floor on the DOUGLAS avenue
bridge County will furnish lumber and
nails. and bids will he only for the labor.
The right is reserved to reject any or all
bids. s. DUNKIN. County Clerk
Wichita, Kansas, January IL, 1883.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13
Hard Times knocked On

Heating stoves On time. From the best
base burner down to the cheapest little
dot, all sold on three months time with
good security The largest and finest
stock in the city Must be sold.
Cash viii buy stoves cheaper now by p
per cent than ever before We must have
The money. If you haven't the money a
good note will get the stove.
ID. j. CHATFIELD,
4I-12t Sic East DOUGLASS avenue.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

T. L.. Fox & Son sell 40-inch tricots, 37l15
cents; 64-inch tricots, GO cents; broadcloth,
81 cents and up--in act all winter goods at
p per cent, or off their price, which
has been established as TIE lowest in the
city Remember the place, 100 North
Main street I9-lC
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HALF Kate Excursion TO Texas Points on
January II and ~


The st. Louis & San Francisco railway
viii sell tickets to Texas points for one
fare for the round trip. allowing limit of
Is days going also - days returning. and a
final limit of 60 days from date of sale
This will afford an excellent opporturitv
To visit the cities of the south with small
expense. Pullman cars run on morning
ana niSht trans, Chair ears tree. Apply
for tickets ut the Union ticket Office 10
y. Main, and the Union depot on 9Th ave.
north of Oak street. w ID. MURDOCH.
49tf Passenger and Ticket -ant
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13
MIrIlITA Lon

" IJIIITA. Jan. IT, INNN.
Proposals for the plastering of the Eim-
nlerly building will be received until noon
January Il, 1883, at the office of Dumont
x Hayward. architects. The right is re-
served by the owner to reject any or all
bids NFTTIE ZlNfNiFRTy
By, DUMoNT & HAYWARD.
dIS-5t Architects.
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ONE-FOCRTH OFF.
For Ten days Only T.. L.. Fox & Son Offer t
Take Ia or the Price OF all Winter Goods.

The people have heard of cost sales
bankrupt sales aud clearance sales unit
they are tired and so we will make
sweeping discount of p per cent or < of
of our well known low price. which price
is always marked in plain figures.
This will be positive loss to us but WI
want the money at once to pay for some
big bargains we have secured in sprins
goods, and instead of spreading the sale
over the entire month we rush it through
in ten days, even at great sacrifice.
This sale includes ali our cioaks, shawls
blankets, iannels, comforts, tricots broad
cloths, wooden hosiery and underwear
yarns, in fact everything of a winter char
acter-ail our millinery goods.
We do not regard cost in this sale The
goods are all away below what we can buy
them for but we have no room for then
now and need the money.
Terms strictly cash.
T. T. Fox g. Son,
hot y
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Phoenix, arizona, and Return.

Phoenix, ArizOna, and Eeturn.
The Missouri Pacific, eft. Scott Route, "
are selling tickets to Phoenix, Arizona,
and return for sos, good six months to re-
turn. Phoenix is in the heart OF the
famous Salt river valley, the garden Of the
southwest. Rich in mineral wealth. All
kinds Of fruit. grain and good grazing
country For maps, time tables and i'll
formation write or call at city ticket Office,
127 Main street, Wichita
d26-tf \. c. kEERAN,
Passenger and Ticket Agent.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

The Missouri Pacific eft. Scott Route
are now running through Pullman sleep
ing cars to Kansas City and St. Louis on
all night trains daily: also through reclin-
ing chair cars on both night and morning
trains This is the shortest line to st
Louis by As miles, and the popular line
to allpOints east, north and south. 143-tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Comply With the Law.
Each township trustee should have a
trustees record, road record, poor record
and full set OF township records ana other
blanks, worth at least s.. Also some sta
! tionery.
Each township treasurer should have a
/ treaSuFer's record.
Each township clerk should have a clerk S
record and warrant book
Each Justice of the peace should have a
civil docket. criminal docket, stray record
transcripts, complied laws Of 1885, and u
full assortment OF blanks.
Each constable should have an assert
ment of blanks
Each road overseer should have a road
overseers account book, receipt book for
labor, receipt book for extra work and Il
receipt book for material used
The above should be furnished to the
officers of each well regulated township at
the expense of the township.
For sale at the EAGLE office. Orders
promptly filed by mail or express prepaid.
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saturday Matinee

Tickets for Bears Saturday afternoon
matinee club are on sale at ;. g. Winch's,
/ 122 North Main street. Hettlnger Bros,
222 East Douglas avenue and ConOver
! Bros 2+6 North Main street. d21-tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

All Drivers have positive orders to pre-
vent passengers from getting on and off
front platform OF cars, or stand on the
same.
Passengers must keep of of the front
platform. WICHITA STREET R'Y Co
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I'ecans.

Are sold at 1913 cents per pound whole
sale the Occidental Grocery; We'll sell
them at 10 cents per pound, or l. pounds
for 400. Everything else in proportion.
Otto Weiss u Co., 33S n. Main. leaf.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

We have just completed large number
of sets of school records, including the new
book (as required by law, register OF war
rants presented to and paid by treasurer.
Orders filled promptly.
The WICHITA EAGLE,
d101-tf# Wichita, Kansas
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Each Township Treasurer should
/ have Treasures Record, Stray Record,
Transcripts, Compiled Laws Of 1888, and
/ a full assortment OF blanks. For sale at
this Office.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

New and Important Book for Kansas
Lawyers.
Kansas Pleading and Practice in Civil
Cases, with forms, by Irwin Taylor, of the
Topeka bar, author of Brief-Digest, An
notated Code, etc Octave, 600pages, 90
net Sent postpaid on receipt of price.
THE WICHITA EAGLE, Wichita, Kan.
off
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Vaccine.

Hettinger Brothers are the southwestern
agents for the New England Vaccine Co.
Fresh supply daily. Dbl Il. Douglas ave-
14S-6t
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Free reclining chair cars are now nnning
on all trains on the c., Is. & y. f y Rock
Island Route" between Wichita Topeka,
Kansas City, ST. Joseph, Chicago, ST.
Louis. 9tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Hacker & Loudermilk. dealers in grocer
les, provisions, feed and hay, corner of GA
and Main streets. We sell goods chrap FoI.
cash. 45tf
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Free reclining ehalrcars arenow running
on all trains OH the C.. n. * y RAILWAY,
Rock Island Ronse," between Wichita.
Topeka: Kansas City, ST. Joseph, Chicago
ST Louis. orr
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Messrs Dunbar & bearing have on hand
the finest line of undertaking goods in the
west. Telephone No. 30S; office :22535 n. Main
St 81 I'm
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PeCanS.

What young fellow would go and see his
girl and not crackher peacans when they are
only 10 cents per pound at the Occidental
Grocery, 336 n Main street. 19-tf.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Free reclining chair cars are now running
on all trains on the c.. X. * \. railway,
Rock Island Route" between. Wichita,
Topeka, Kansas City, st. Joseph, Chicago.
St Louis "a II
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Remember. the Missouri Pacific will run
one excursion on January Il TO all Cali
tornia points for $50 round trip. Through
Pullman sleepers from Wichita. d31-tf
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We have a complete line of books and
blanks as required by the township trus
tees, township treasurer justice of the
peace, constable and road oVeraeer. Order.
promptly filed. Correspondence solicited
The WICHITA EAGLE,
dI09-tf Wichita Kansas.
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READY IL JANUARY.

Winter goods must go-25 per cent. dis.
count at Fox's. 49-lt
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Willey's Silk Tie cigars have been pro
nounoed by all competent judges OF Wich-
ita to be the best five cent cigar in the city
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Fox's new store. $50 n Main street, sells
winter goods. Cloaks, blankets, fannels
tricots, etc, at p per cent. discount, to
cloSa 49lt
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

The best brand OF FIVE cent cigars il
Wichita Is Willey's Silk Tie. Try them
they are always the same. a g.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Fox's % per cent discount sale for ten
DAYS means s1.00 saved on every 400 pur-
chased in winter goods, cloaks, blankets,
tricots, ETC. Remember the place, 100
North Main street. 49-lt
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Mackinaw Coal, the equal Of Canon
City, and all kinds of coal Sedewick CO.
Coal Co, No. no North Fourth Tele-
phone $50. d4. Ct
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For ten days, beginning today. T. l..
Fox X son will give 4 or - per cent dis,
count off of all winter goods. d49-1t
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Fancy n. Y. apples s. a barrel at s.-M
Supply Co.'S. 50
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Dresses cut and fitted free, and best sir
cia waist Innings given gratis at
4i-tf w. j. WILSON & Co,
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

10 clean tinwaTe. dsElpea cloth Dip II In
soda, rub the ware hllskly, after which alps
dry
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R;sb new t:;Gs 81 over with lard and ilea.
through before ll.ils ilrse Jlsfe end tAey VIII
u1t rust
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Closing out toys at cost at Pavilion, 14(
n Main street. d-l7-tf.
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To Trade,

Wichita business or residence property
for merchandise. Address lock box "a,
Wichita, Kan. d46tT.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Iron rust ooEss Of with lennon juice aGt
silt, a..d the same kind Vi juice Will rerll1yt
stains from the hands
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Take the new short line C. X. & n.
Rock Island route, to Kansas City, St
Joseph, Chicago and ST. Louis lift
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Wichita EAGLE. Wichita. Kan.
conference.-the have seen one of YOUR
Mortgage Loan Registers al the office of
the Philadelphia Mortgage and Trust Co.
this city and shall be Obliged If You will
send this company one similar in all re-
Spects at your earliest convenience, and re-
main RESPECTFULLY yours,
THEODORE FRoTHINGHAM.
bo-t[- Secretary
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Mrs. Nomsen. Clairvoyaut ard BnSiness
Medium, b. South Main. 4; g
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Dresses cut and fitted free, and best sill
cia waist Innings given gratisat
41-tf w. j. WILSON & Co.
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Tor Rent.

A good business room. Enquire of Dun
bar q Deering, 235 North Main. d46-ft
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Five.pound pail apple butter 20 cents al
S.-M. Supply Co :. - If
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

One-fourth off the price of all winter
goods at FoX's gait
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Beautiful gents slippers from 75c 10 81
a pair at AlcNaghten & Miles, 104 West
Douglas 90 If
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

The best white shirt in America. only rs,
at 4l-tf W. j. WILSON & Co.
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Berry Nall,E PecHiiaritY.

The best white shirt in America, only CSC
at 4l-tf W. J. WILSON g. Co.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

One-fourth of millinery goods at Fox
Il
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

The best white shirt in America. only CSC
al 4ltf w. j. WILSON & Co.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Dassler's compiled laws and session laws
for 81 for sale at this office at the standard
price. dSw-tf
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ALLIS - s. = HARDENING.

The above mentioned firm re-
Spectfully caQ the attention Of
the citizens OF Wichita and Vicin-
lty 10 the fact that on and after
this date they viii make q deduc-
ton OF 10 and is Aper cent on all
heavy and me dunn weight
SnlJlngS and TrOuSerings
and oVercoat .''''.i9 iags. Our
stock con sls5 Of the
very lates AARurx,xS design s
ana cnOlc fNerrhant r,ilor1t est Selec-
llSES the s!a!n II market
q T / OrdS ---~4----s---s.s~-.-----ANal and viii
give the public the benefit Of the
very latest style and Workman-
ship IL the west d extremely low
prices. rather lhau carrv C5,yT
heavy and medium WEIGHTS over
Those wishing garments OF am.
description VIII find il 10 fhaiI.
advantage to give US a call before
purchasing.
4I-tf Respectfully.
ALIIS q hARMENING
Getto Building.
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Nnticp.

A 255 gal pail Of fine syrup for 81. S. NJ.
SupDlN &c. IS If |
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Special to Township Trustees.

G. NJ Deering & Co. 2}5 North Main.
Office open both night and day 35-1m
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-01-13

Cal. canned plums, apricots and grapes
IL &c per can at S.-M. Supply Co.'S Is IT
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The Eagle pocket real estate book has
become universal favorite among dealers
generally in the west. 25tfs
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Read, and Order What You Should Have, q
ConlDiy With the Law.

Special sale of silverware at the Pavilion,
$40 North Main st. Ii If
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FOR SALE.

Improved and Unimproved City Property
ON the best improved streets in the city.
Lots on the inside on street car lines and in
outside additions Suburban lots on the east
side in Maple Grove addition.
Business lots and business blocks for sale
at special bargains Several fine tracts near
the city for sub-dividing and plating.
Improved farms and grass lands in all
parts Of the county; also ranches in this and
adjoining counties.
All parties wishing to buy would do well
to call and examine my list before buying
elsewhere.
W. A. THOMAS,
The Oldest Real Estate Agency in Wichita.
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LAWS of kanss,

One-forth on fannels at Fox.
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One-fourth off shawls at Foy's 4
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SEM|-AaNUiL ANNOUNCEMENT

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The evening world., 1888-02-08
BALPOUR,s DRA3OONIN9,

The extensive use to which Mr.. BALFoUR IL
putting the political suppression measure
which he is pleased to call the Crimes Act
may be inferred from the fact that under 1t in
six months 6s7 persons have been prosecuted,
of whom $40 have been thrown in Jail. Mr..
BALFoUB has been eminently successful from
his own point of view in his scheme for
arrests and convictions.
But there his success ends. He has made
no more progress towards suppressing the
political movement against which his law Is
directed than If he had never attempted any
thing of the kind. He has lost ground in
fact; since when he began it was only
1rishmen that he felt called upon to imprison.
whereas now his own oountrymen defy him.
He has Mr.. WILFR1D BLUNT in Jail, and will
soon if he is consistent, doubtless, have to
place Mr.. SHAW LEyEvRE, administer Of the
Grown, and other English members of Parlia-
ment behind the bars. Mr.. SHAW LEYEvRE
will ~purposely give him the opportunity.
With all Mr.. BALYoUR's business capacity
and executive ability, he is not feared. His
rigor 10 turned against himself.
The evening world., 1888-02-08
AN HUMBLE PETITION,

One Of the natural results Of permitting a
single corporation or ~''syndicate =" TO obtain
control Of the street railways Of a city is illus
trated in the present conditions of transit
between the outlying districts of Boston and
the business centre.
Under @ real competition tho inhabitants of
Roxbury had as good street railway equipment
and service az could be found in the country.
A powerful syndicate was formed which
forced O consolidation of the lines under one
ownership and management And now the
dwellers in the rich and %populous Roxbury
district send a humble petition to the mo-
nopoly begging it to supply cars enough for
the accommodation of the public, to maintain
schedule time, and to curb the impudence and
remedy the inattention of the conductors and
drivers.
Is not this an inspiring and instructive
attitude for the people Of Boston to assume
towards q corporation that was chartered
to serve them It 10 certainly q warning
TO other cities not to surrender any further
control Of their streets to persons who need
TO be humbly petitioned to do their duty
to the public.
The evening world., 1888-02-08
FIVE MINUTES FOR REFRESHMENTS

Omaha World: When you see O red-nosed politi-
clan, use your eyes and you will see Q dark horse.
Neto Hauen Netos: When lovely woman stoops to
folly in these days she elevates her hustle in a very
unseemly fashion.
Rochester Post Express: A physician says: eff
a child does not thrive on fresh milk boil IT." Few
children can stand boiling.
our Dumb Animals: He was fond Of singing re-
vival hymns, and his wife named the baby Fort, so
thar he would want to hold II.
Neto Hauen Netcs: The case of q young lady fall
ing in love with the portrait Of a doctor In q patent
medicine ad. Is yet to be recorded.
Journal or Education: II some New England
farmers would keep the barrel OF cider IN the attic
their cellar stairs would last longer.
YonkeIS Statesman: When q wife has ''nre in
her eye 4" her husband thinks II about time for him
to get up and see that there is fire In the stove.
Philadelphia Cal: The mslady Of the Crown
Prince is said to be perichondrtis slralbia. That 10
the reason 1t has such q long reach down his throat.
Boston Post: What IL the use of talking about re.
moving the internal tax from whiskey? Whiskey
will always be an internal tax upon those who
use IL.
Boston Gazette: The unfairest of the fair-the
ladies' who tend at charity bazaars. They never
change anything but their countenancesw when you
refuse to buy.
Danbury Register: There are few disappoint-
ments In life equal to that experienced by q man
who expects that he Ia going to sneeze and sud-
denly discovers that he can't.
Detroit Free Press: The Kentucky Legislature
will prohibit marriages where persons have "a
violent temper. " 1t can't be done. Violent tempers
are discovered only after marriage.