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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-02-29

TUESDAY, February q IsSS
sALEs-FIRsT BoARD.-30O Richmond city 6s
at III, 700 do. at III; 1000 Richmond city SIS
(B. o. at 1873
SECOND BoARD.-a0 shares Petersburg stock at
6ik. 20 shares do. at 6i]s.
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Mr.. George n WISE 70 learn q vh1s uns q
committee cquld b most sosctuaby pssssos
with their petition.
eaArn AND cosfoa ExCHAHsS
RicHxosp. February - ISL
0vsGxISaA

WHgAr.--f0 bushels
Conn.,, ~ busneia
0ArA-2,O56 bushelA
kyE.-e5 bushels.
SALES ssrosrsp 70 sscsErasI
wHEAr--shortesrry 20 bushels fair 81 uc.
CoRs.--whiie, 2G0 Bushels very GOOD ~ osc-.
I.iss bushels good ct BIC /: ss2 Bushels fooj On
private tsrma Total sales Of corn, i.ss6 busheiA
FLOUR
VS. quo,s yins. q j9ssL7J; superdns. S175s
ss.ss; extra, sls)l,lii; family. siasLSo psssns
family, country, sa75staA
COTTON KgPoar.
Market dull
QUOTATIONS.
MIpDLfNa. f0kc.
Low MfDDLfNo. exc.
GOOD URDIxARy. sai5c.
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Coolest Night OF the winter

tBy telegraph 10 the DlspAtch'l
LYNcHBURo, Va, February 2S.-Last
night was the coolest of the winter This
morning at 6 o'clock the thermometer
registered 81 above zero.
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Fatal Avalanche.

LONDON, February 29.-An avalanche
in the Valley OF Morobia, Switzerland.
has killed ten persons and many cattle
and destroyed large number Of houses.
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he uitche,i.suiIivan ri

LONDON, February 2S.-The stakesfo
the fight between Sullivan and Mitchell
have been deposited. Mitchell won the
toss, and will select the battle-ground.
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Old newspapers for sale at this Office ;
price Is cents per hundred.
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MOZART ACADEMY OF MUSIC.
-FOUR NIGHTS, COMMENCING MARCH 7TH
MATINEE SATURDAY.
THE BOST0NIANS."
F. r. POND, Manager: KARL. MACDONALD &
bARNABEE, Proprietors.

bARNABEE, Proprietors-
WEDNESDAY EVENING AND SATURDAY
MATINEE, 1.-THE P0ACaERs.n
THURSDAY EVENING, "FATINITZA.n
FRIDAY EVENING. "MIGNON."
SATU NDAY EVENING, BOHEMIAN GIRL"
Principals: Marie Stone. Agnes Huntington,
Julieite Corden. Gamble Muor, Lottle Cruk-
shank, Mena Cleary Tom Karl, II. c. Barnabee,
George rockingham. Ricardo Ricci, William
a. Xanteu. h. w Miller. j. A Montgomery, and
5. l. studey CMusical Director.
sixty-nvo People. Complete Orchestra. Car
load OF scenery.
sale OF seats opens Monday morning, March
9th. Prices St.25 TO 25c., according 10 location.
~--+ g.. q III
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HAMMERS, GARDENERS AND
NV sk ke csfst tss IL is;s Very nssS
splsrssd and Improved y nov ~ most eon-
p:ess catalogue publlshed " We soe@ssn sssseA
~ I. y. woob ! soNs sssdsrxA !.
10 south Rouresna elIeek ooxeeg e,xA -
NnrSbsll stresSs end iii go Feoehim 44ee<
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RooK AND JOB 2. ! W or ! ~ SE 49,
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CANDIDATES ron orFIcE.

II RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCE
i myself as a candidate for reelection 70 the
ONCE OF CLERK OF THE HUSTiNGS COURT
OF this city. subject to preference by the voice
OF the people at ne primary. In doing this,
take tte opportunity presented me 10 thank all
for the exeeeding kindness extended 10 me
whilst discharging the duties and trusts con1ded
10 me BY them, and 70 promise fulfiment Of
all 50 long as may be happy IN retaining that
CONFIDENCE. WILLIAM p. LAYTON.
IL 2i-lmt
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ANUSE ENTs.
THE ENGLISH CATHEDRALs, AN

J. ILLUSTRATED LECTURE,
by the Rev. WYLLYS KRDE. with a powerful
siereopticou. at Y. NJ. c. A. Han. FRIDAY.
March %, at O'Clock p. NJ. Admission SOC
cnildren fe 9AL3t$
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nAalss .xrE.LIssscs..

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s~r .1.<es--s-s
mA1ise lNrELLIaEsCE.
MfNIArURs ALMANAC. FxskuARY %, ISIS
sus risss........... 6tsI aiaB TIDE:
Saa sets ........... s0s Monains ........... 500
Mooo ssts.......... 900 Evening ........... e:S3
PORT OF RICHMOND. FEsKrARr -. lsss
Steamer Ariel, Deyo. Norfolk. United Ststss
mall. merchandise. and passengers, L. D. tstams
agent
steamer Old Dominica, Coach, New York.
merchandise aud passengers, a. W. Alien = Co
agents
PORT OF NEWPORT NEwS FxssuAsr ~ 1883.
lBy telegraph
Steamship George Appold. Providence. and
sailed for West Point. merchandise
steamship Duke OF Westminster. Lope. Lf~rs
Tug L 9. Ward, with barge Marie 70 load
coal. -.
schooner q. b. Chambers, chamberS New
Haven
TUE Ocean King, with bsrges Fishex and Jack-
500. with coal for New York
schooners william Mason, Croveii FAN mver;
H. b. Ogden. Church, New YORK; = u nos&
Blown, Brooklya: w. @. Lewiss Kelly. bosson-
ell wish oosl
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FxsRrARY ss.-Msrket quiet Primo. D.. ex
ira. axe: common, iHs2c. shelled. ta2Ac.;
spanish, 2aehc; factory hspd-ptcked. 3Aatke
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NEW YORK. February ss-Cotton-Nst, s92;
gross, 6,2t2 Futures closed easy sales, yl,iy..
Febraafy. 5000, pomlnsl; March. ti0.4iasi04 A.;
April. $40. s2afi0ss: May. <i059ati0.o0: June.
$40 eoasi0 o.; JRly. si0eSaslQog: August SO u
septem Der. slollsss10is: October. s9.sIss9.Ss;
November, ss.f;asa7s; December, ssssasa7s;
January. 9QejafAh7.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
Gila Hair OF tine Dog.

Ono ether little anecdote and then
this letter Will become little more CO.
herent in is texture. Washington has
a large black population and it is anus
ing tonotice their peculiarities or to
come upon t!ieir superstitions.
i lest my deg the other day." said a
lady, my ht:ie SlSye-the plaster from
the ceiling fell suddenly almost upon
her head, and scared her so frightfully
that she ran down stairs and then out
into the street like little mad thing.
She showed That she was pet and that
she was loss almost Immediately, and a
keen-ersd Elaa very soon discovered the
fact. Ee licked her up and kept her
two days, then lie saw my advertisement
and bro;icflt her back. L have been
very geea 10 her. said he, m kept her
with rae every minute. All I've done
was 10 cut Of little hair from her back
to siligo end put en- my finger you see
she bit mo when I picked her up
81 hal heard BEFORE" continued the
lady. eaf bGing cured with the hair of
the dor hat bit him, and always con-
siderea i IN amusing superstition and
the beginning of homeopathy, but I
never came On it before as an active
principle. - 71depe?1de7lt.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
TIE Gray Hair Fuller.

Possibly the most unique method Of
earning living known is that adopted
by big, rosy, 20-year-old blonde, who
finds eagag anlents with women just la
menti1g their first gray hairs, to weed
out, 80 50 speak, those obnoxious re-
minders Of advancing years. The gray
hair puilsr il gentle in methods of treat
ment, AMI makes periodic yisits at inter
walls of y iea weeks, spending from hall
an hcrr 81 .,s'o on three hours, letting
down Ing ll.;r, combing it out and spy,
ing for seil-ta.e silver threads. She
carries III iaiaa eent-looking little reti,
cule, wl.cil 4 ntains various glycerine
anu rose Satar preparations for heal
inq ~; iiiisiat; ii when the work of tor
tnre Las leea dine. It is not especially
dis5g sal5ie work, and it is said to pay,
lan8G{ Gftg JcztaRal.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18

The Pioneer is authority for the state
ment that Eli Perkins viii deliver lect-
ure on the evening Of January 80, in
Deadwood, to the Young Mems Chris
tian association. The subject will be
the philosophy Of fun
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
NURTURED BIZ WOLVES.
Remarkable Story Found in an Old
English Pamphlet.
fFrom London Nature.l

tEEOui t1UudOH NdtuIol
Tho Zoosog;st for March reprints an
extraordinary pamphlet entitled: can
Account of Wolves Nurturing Children
in Their Dens." This pamphlet was
printed in Plymouth in 1852 and has
long been out Of print. On wrapper
of copy in the Geological Library Of
the natural History Museum at South
Kensington there is the following mem
orandum in the handwriting of the late
Colonel Hamilton Smith: "This account,
/ am informed by friends, is written by
Colonel Sleeman, of the Indian army,
the we'll known officer who had charge
OF the Thugg inquiries and who resided
long in the forests of India" The writ
or records number of cases of children
who are said to have been nurtured by
wolves in India. In one instance a
large female wolf was seen to leave her
den, followed by three whelps and a
little boy. This happened near Chan
dour, ten miles from Sultanpoor, in the
year 1947. The boy went on all tours
and ran as fast as the whelps could. He
was caught with difficulty and had to be
tied, as he was very FESTIVE and struggled
hard to rush into holes and dens.
When q grown-up person came near
him he became alarmed and tried to
steal away, but when child came near
him he rushed at it with fierce snarl,
like that of dog, and tried to bite it.
When cooked meat was placed near him
he rejected it with disgust, but when
raw meat was offered he seized it with
avidity, put it on the ground under his
hands like dog and ate it with evident
pleasure. He would not let any one
.ome near him while he was eating, but
ne made no objection to dog coming
and sharing his food with him.
The trooper who captured the boy left
him in charge of the Rajah OF Hashn-
poor, who sent him to Captain Nichol-
lets, commanding the first Regiment of
the Dude Local Infantry at Sultanpoor,
and some interesting notes as to the
boys habits are given on this officers
authority. He died in August, 1870,
and after his death it was remembered
that he had never been known to laugh
or smile. He used signs when he
wanted anything. and very few of them,
except when hungry. When his food
was placed at some distance from him
he would run to it on all tours like any
four-footed animal, but at other times he
would walk uprightly. He Stunned hui
man beings and seemed to care for moth
ing but eating. If the pamphlet can
be proved to be perfectly trustworthy it
certainly deserves to be carefully stud
led by anthropologists.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
His Sunday Politics.

There is lively little Frenchman In
the city who is rapidly acquiring our
language, and who possesses among
other accomplishments y ready wit.
Being asked what his politics were he
naiyely said:
81 am zee Democrat on zee week dey
mails on zee Sunday am one Rearpub-
Ican.
"How is that Mr.. Joncas? Why are
you not Democrat on Sunday ?"
"PaTceqate. go 10 zee church, and
zey set me by zee door zen am zee
rear publican zee" - Detroit Free
Press.
Mslting Lead and fearing Up P,anss.
When any enc offers To relate to you
the most wonderful freak Of tie light
ming that you have ever heard, refer
him to recent occurrence near at
hoine. It happened during one of the
showers the present summer ct She resi-
dance of Mrs. L. T. Packard, Auburn.
The lightning struck the house near the
entrance and passed beneath the thres-
held, tearing The planking and doing
consiI erablo damage. Then it entered
the house and touched the water pipe.
1t ran along the pipe until it reached a
lead section. It melted this, and if any
fire occurred, as seems likely, the water,
in a stream shout as large as o lead
pencil, extingaished it, saturating the
carpet and the floor. TIE lead that ran
from the melted pipe flowed out upon a
zinc tray in which the pipe lay through
out its length, and the heat Of the cleo
tric fluid soldered the lead pipe to the
tray. The damage was discovered IN the
morning. -LeWistoaa Jou37lal.
ONE of the curiosities found in Maine
is pine tree near Hallowell that smokes.
A column of vapor as large around as q
mans arm rises from the very top of the
tree and extends for several feet into the
air. The phenomenon is of periodical
occurrence, and no one is able to ex-
plain it.
ONE of the obscure rich men of st.
Louis is Oliver A. Hart, who, although
worth about $3, 10000 attracts less at
tention than many q s., 600 clerk. He
is a man of retiring manner and quiet
dress. His fortune was made from
lucky investments in gas and railroad
stocks.
AN English writer declares that the
custom OF pairing off guests at dinner
arose in the middle ages, when there
was only single plate and drinking
cup FOR each couple, aud that while the
man cut up the meat the woman put the
pieces in his mouth, and they both
drank from the same cup.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL.

TERRITORIAL
Governor. Louis X. Church.
Secretary, nj. u. Mccormick.
Chief Justice, Bartlett Trip.
Mcconnell, j. e. Garland, Roderick Rose James
Spencer.
En nisd States satss hMtornsy 5 " Maata
Surveyor General, Maris Taylor.
Delegate to Congress, Q. 3. clifford.
Territorial Treasurer. ]. D. LaWler;
Territorial Auditor, james A. Ward.
Superintendent Of Public Instruction, Eugene
A. Dye, Mellette Assistant. Frank A. Wilson, OF
Pembina.
Commissioner of immigration, z. 4. Mcclure.
Torritorial Veterinary Surgeon, J. G. Alloway,
Grand Forks.
Alex. Griggs, Grand Forks; N. 7. Smith, Huron;
------------ Secretary.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE.
Register, John r. Whiteside, Deadwood.
Receiver, John LaFaber, Deadwood.
DISTRICT COURT.
Judge, Charles M. Thomas.
Clerk, w. II. Jones.
COUNTY.
District Attorney, ". L. Mclaughlin.
Sheriff, A. J. Knight.
Register of Deeds, John Baker.
Auditor, r. II. Driscon.
Treasurer. ]. G. Shurts.
Assessor, r. G.. Sparks.
Judge of Probate, Leonard Gordon.
Surveyor, George S. Hopkins.
Coroner. w. Fl. Wright
Superintendent of Schools, w. W. Giddings..
Commissioners, +. b.. Allen, Sturgis, chair
man; D. A. MCPHERSON, Deadwood; S. B. Crist,
Central City,
CITY OF STURGIS.
/. Mayor, John T. Potter.
Aldermen Ward, Louis Abrams, W. g.
Smith; Second Ward, Max Blatt. J. G.. Wenke;
Third Ward. J. c. Mcmillan. w. w. Sabin.
Auditor, Max Roehn.
Treasurer, J. J: Davenport.
Chief of Police, Patrick Flayin.
Police Justice, 3. f. Stephens.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
County Superintendent

Since the shipping season set in there
have been shipped from the yards ct
Whitewood over nine thousand head Of
beef cattle. Two hundred and seventy
one carloads were shipped during Sep
TENDER and one hundred and thirty five
for the month Of August. The ship
ments for October bid fair to exceed
those Of August and September com
bined. Sentinel.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
TeachexB institute.

Pursuant to appointment Of the terri.
torial board Of education, q normal IN
Hstitute for the teachers Of Lawrence
county viii be held II the normal school
building st spearfsh during the week
commencing Monday, November p
Besides other entertainments for the
evenings We shall have lecture upon
some suitable topic By the Hon. Ignat-
JUS Donnelly, one Of the most celebrated
and attractive lecturers Of our day. We
trust no one win lose this rare treat,
Further announcements win be made
later. We want everybody to attend
our institute, and to teachers not sure
about being present we would Suggest
the reading Of section 80 Of the schoo,
law. w. W. GIDDINas,
Tts....x L. u !. -. II - 81
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
sTURGIs posTcFFICE.

| Below are the hours at which the mails arrive
and close. Northern closes at a. m; arrives
| a. m. Southern closes 1888 p. M; arrives p m
| Hours:-Daily, from a, m. to p. m. Sunday
| from to a. IN. and 4:i0 to $40 p. m
| Money order window open from q. m. to p. m
| on week DAYS only No registery business done
| on Sunday G. w. PRATT,
| I'll. p. ATWATER. Asst. Postmaster.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

PRESBYTERIAN.
Services every Sabbath morning at II o'clock,
and o'clock in the evening. Sunday school at
10 a. m. w. A. EoHoLs, Pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.
Services every Sunday evening at 7:45. Sun
day school at o'clock. E. C. WARREN, Pastor.
CATHOLIC.
High mass every Sunday morning at 1880.
Sunday school at p. m. P. RosEN; Pastor.
Sturgis advertiser. (Sturgis, Dakota [S.D.]) 1887-1???, 1888-10-18
SECRET SOCIETIES.

A. #. and A. NJ.
Olive Branch lodge No. A. A. f.. and A. NJ,
Sturgis Regular communication first and third
Wednesdays OF each month. Visiting brethren
cordially invited. j. I. POTTER, W. M.
A. Won CLossMAN, Sec.
!. o. o. E.
Bare Butte lodge No. 46, I; @. O., F., sturgis,
meets SATURDAY. evenings. Visiting brethren cor
daily invited. F. B. CANNON, N. G.
&. w. IIADD, Sec.
G. A. r.
Jack G. Sturgis post No. A. G.. A. r., meets the
first and third Saturday evenings in each month,
at $3.50, at Library hall, Fl Meade, D. 7.
WIN. HORTON, Commander.
j. JOHNSON, Adiutant.
Calvin Duke post No 43, meets at Odd Fellows
and Masonic hall on the first Tuesday OF each
month. Visiting comrades cordially invited.
II. 4. CARPENTER Com.
G. W. PRATT, Adit.
A. O. u. w.
Key City lodge No. G6. meets at its hall in
Francis block on the second and fourth Thurs
day evenings of each month
A. H. BOWMAN, M. W.
V. SEELIGER, r.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-22

the garmenr ana soDbed hersen 20 HeeA
Afterwsrd, whsn for any reason the teaT1
began to Aow, Winnie took the cost from tn
nail, laid IT upon the fsor, and wept out her
sorrow upon It. And SO the garment natur-
ally took the name Of grandpas crying coat
What hopes and fears. what soul hurts,
what heart busrinss. Whist paroxysus OF
pride anA passion were washsd away BY The
brine Of ealty tears upon that old, faded,
worthless coati And with what awe did tAs
ch,.la regard ic! No s.crflegious hand could
e Lid u;,oo it without awakening passion
oh,ocsion from the child, and a long tale
1t night to her grandpa Of how the garment
had been ruthlessly flung about during his
absence.
There came day when the coat failed to
narform the kindly Offices with which
grandpa had endued 1t. Winnie tossed
about upon it, and threw her arms over her
flushed face. but no relief came to her. A
malignant fever mad Enirten the child, and
dried the fountain Of her tsarA And In her
defirium she called for grandpa and his cry
ing coat When John came home that nagns
and leaned over the flushed face the tears
stole out of his eyes and ran down his brown
cheeks The light of momentary intelligence
came back to Winnie's eyes, and feebly she
said:
Grandpa, lie on the coat"
The coat does not hang in the garnet now.
1t is carefully laid away in trunk, and
sprinkled with tobacco TO keep away the
moths Sometimes JOAN takes it out OF the
trunk when the door is locked and no one Ii
looking, and handles it reverenciy. 1t is sus.
pected by other members of the household
that be does so, although no enc can say Ger
tainly as to what John does waen he is in the
room 1t is said when John comes out OF the
room he wears a gentle. subdued air, and
that be moves around softly, as il some one
was asleep whom he does not wish to waken
These indications, in connection with the fac'
that toe key hole is plugged when be is IN the
room, has led Johns friends TO suspect that
the coat is Just Gs much entitled to Its ode
name as ever it was.-New York Evening
Sun
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-22
Utilizing Pea Pods.

Here is ready method Of utilizing the de-
Icious marrow that lies among the Gbers OF
the pea pod, and which is sweeter and better
than the peas themselves. which, when OF the
best sorts and at their best, are the first OF
all vegetables for fine flavor, tenderness, sue
culence and nutritiousness Save for use all
the tender sweet pulp OF the shells, separated
from the troublesome fiber which prevents
their use with the seeds in most sorts OF peas.
Boil the shells well in water, to which has
been added little carbonate Of soda. then
strain through a cloth, and. after adding
some sugar to the liquid, boil it down till
thick. The extract thus obtained will keep
for any length of time without becoming
moldy, and teospoonful of it added to a
bowl of soup gives to it the favor of fresh
green peas. besides adding to its material
quality jacobsen.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-22
Grandpa Monroe's Crying Coat"

Rather young was John Monroe for .
grandpa He had just passed his 10th year
Btone IN the journey of life. and the coming
Of the baby Winnie gave him an awakening
Ihock which was something of surprise
he noticed row, for the first time, that tas
fires of ambition had burned down to gray
kxhoS. There were no northern lights on his
iancy's horizon, Gnd be found himself looking
into his Iairrcr' for gray hairs, lie found
them, too. III silver lines along bis forehead
They we're % plentiful that be could not pull
them all out and SO he WIS forced TO let them
remain, grim warnings OF coming crop Of
gray And WITH tacir coming hopes of great
achievements died and were buried with de-
sire and pride and hope. Bu. Johns youth
WAS renewed In the hesle Winnie. his sons
bchy. end as the baby grew and emerged
from the long clothes period into that Of
short Clothes, and began to lisp thoss Etslc
bousehs,d words which fsll Ike music On the
sars Of parents Mr. Aonros's love for tbs
Guild wxxsd stronger and stronger As love
be-ets lore, the b,6y returned her grandna's
Affection. I'D SO It came to pass that when
Winnie Was ypars old. John and Winnie
were inspa-ubie.
One day On returning from his daily work
grandpa found Winnie crying. he went up
70 the garrett and brought down with him an
old coat Txis he laid upon the floor and,
calling the ehi,ds attention to it, said:
Vow, Winnie, whenever you feel like cry
Ing you must lie down upon this coat"
The cald obedss.t,th threw herself upon
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-22

The only kis worth having il that Of .
nice baby, and Y the baby dosns give it.
It only Submits 10 1t, and keeps i'll sweet,
dainty. perjury little mouth, shaped hks
an o, as 4 waits for yoa to discover Just how
delightful It il Mems kiaso arc like SCOTCH
whiahy-they apt 70 b smoky Childrsns
kisses are inclined 70 cover ones entire lace:
but . baby simply exiRs and lists you taks
mouth;ul Of the breath Of Araby. Men havs
IN idea that their kisses ere appreciated
they are most immensely mistaken. Tho Az
erszs man gives ktD ~ - b throws .
basshail-wish too much foroa II ought 70
Be Is delicate q . rossleAk Almost . menu
ory in . second Il nssd not ssxyess post
age stamp nor . porous plasser. Dolly,
think | could write book on kissing; but
mankind Is % determined that don't think
he'd take any advice q the subject, and YET.
a is u the women who receive tho kisses,
they certainly ought % know moro about
tham than the great, big. stupid creations
Who give tnem-"Bab' in New YORK Star.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-07-22
ssSsNNLl&
9ai1Y eagle

A Regular BOY.
He was not as all particular
To keep the perpendicular;
While walking he either skipped or Jumped;
He stood upon his head awhile.
And, when he went 10 bed awhile,
IA dove suonS the pillows. which he taumped
He never could keep still bit;
The lockers thought III Of it;
IA s.,apoed on his ear the kitchen broom,
And did some nice trapeztng,
Which was wonderfully pleasing,
On syery peg u grandpa's harness room
From absolute tnanity
The cat approached insanity
70 see him slide the banister so rash;
But once on that mahogany,
Waile trying TO tOooggan, he
Cpe0e his calculations with a crash
And si,ce that sad disaster
He has gone about In plaster.
Not Paris ike q nice Italian toy.
But the Kind the doctor uses,
When the bumps and cuts and bruises
Overcome little, regular, live boy
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