New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-08
TIE TALK OF HE DAP.

THE USUAL RESULT
When Winter finds that Spring,
To strife though dsincllned,
Has yet made up her mind
To brave his clustering
Then he, offlcIously
Puts on his manner coarsest,
And storms and bowls his hoarsest
Loud long, maliclously
She falters not meanwhile,
Sometimes she softly weeps,
But still, throughout she keeps
Her temper and her smile.
Until, when ends the fray,
Like every other she,
or high of low degree,
At last she hes her way.
It was m ard CcngrssohI was r snf P bs
WIFE stuck her head out of the window above, and the
KEY fell from his shaky fingers.
I SSii tblsb YOU, M deari" he said in reply.
"Of course it Is. Who did you think it was! What
Can Chic come in. m dear9D
Not on such a hand that you can't and she
came down stairs ana raseu III ID srea' a'H
Ington Critic
Dr. Tamage has boon named for the vicePres
dency by a St. Louis paper. If the 100000 people
vino are said to read his sermons every week would
vote for him his election would be assured.
Uark TO the Song Of the Favorlte Sons;
Sherman and Uawley and HiscOck and Blaine;
Needles II swallowed will give you palnJ
Cameron, too and Alger and all;
dad boys play hockey and also baseDalL)
Allison Harrison, RuSk and the rest
fTelllng the truth Is always tho best)
CnIom and ingalls, and Stanford and Hoar;
blessed Is he who shutteth the door,
Edmunds and Phelps and likewise Hope"'
(T os of men beg for tobacco TO chew.l
This Is the Song OF the Favorte Sons ~ .,,
va ''o "~ ~ -(Chicago News.
A., 49, eor,a rublic.snirited citizens.
The other day one Of them gave fourteen acres OF lana
for a public park, another gave 100000 for high
school and another gave $4,000 for public library
Journalistic Feuds-Couutry Editor suppose
you saw that Dig at me In The WeeHy IVY hapn
I'm G Just oD w[pS slab sided bowesged beaeyed
illustration Of the DarwnSn t RSS wnS P1et'n0'
Gun ssieantRu n couldn't have been the editor OF
"The Trumpet who wrote that hit at you h9s
00." NV I'r gracious Here, finish this article for me-
Change 1t to road who In the absence % une he val
sSOf o or BEEN es Sick week Oh NY my must
rush around to his house and see II eST o % Oh any
service to him or to his hmily'"-tomaha "oru'
m, ,r,tcbvord of tho Administration Democrats
IS that no man can DO the nominee Oh the parry
whose name does not begin with U.
uo,s Concentration of wsalth.-Socety Dame
Who Is mat young man who Is so attentive 10 you
Mercy o" nsi And do you the proud daughter
of hundred llioralres propose 20 tnroW oeS ~
Soh, no isnt that kind of a poet. Ho writes soap
Advertisements ~ IA. III .ot hin, n
any own, own daughter, al'er all ~ W
dinner n-(Omaha World
Three Of the grandsons of Dom Pedro OF Brazil ages
tuelvs ten and seven are publishing orlght n'uo
naner called tho "Courer Imperial They are tne
sdo, pnters and pressmen Of tho little sheet, which
&c liberal in politics and opposed TO slavery
Tn. following sign appears over store In Toccoa'
"a Lsmps Fixed razors honed, fresh oysters vienna
bread and tOmbstones'
@Yess he said. TO the temperance au'o'S'' YES
t.yrnarance Is a great blessing . .,.., a.. al
''HWoris cannot tell how great rephed inc o'-
vOeale .b enr sey not Now there's man driving
I'm tho street in that elegant carrlass I'm IN town
ago he was oafng around sVey sa'U %II,on II he's
! and TODAY look at him. worm "a
And ho made it all BY giving up lbs oa 6r getting
so,,d with The trade and starting dlstllery' Isl"
ington Critic. o.u.,,n,.
e.,d that st. John intends to settle In Cai'iorn,a
II, viii have nice Job overthrowinS the WHO NAN
| ing industries Of that State
/ ,,uo r,ooIisbneSs-Mr wayback-what tarnai TOOLS
orne n, these city folks are Dye SEQ 'u~' rug"
s n3sce n. hoard nailed on that old housef
o. aha ma MSn coss any you find hoyye got board
,rlad m II tu.t az II everybody Couldn't sec "nSS
! IL was ."-(Omaha World
1b.rs arc now eco students In Clahin un'Vers"y'
! 6. C., an lnstlutluh i"i 'O'"'N =
a., 90 ,hero are paying their own way ana arc
S.'a,o,s ,.alous aud ambitious. President Dunton
ssvs that making due allowance for their lack OF In
.enoent bometranIng fail to SEQ why they 90 no'
uats eon progress with the average students OF any
other race The fact that such an institution Is sue
cseding in South Carolina and that such paper .,
.The Charleston News and Courier eo"u'" -,
o,,,or,ay Is an interesting sign Of the times. EVen
~. most bdebound southeruer will soon be forced 70
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thu negro than to hold him In slavery
LOVES LETTER BOX
| rh.v, found out BIZ watching where sho do'n nu'
usr letters from ne. her true lover -.
Iway from her father, who vainly hath ui'a
| Her secret and mine % discover
Who would think OF yon tree trunk a. nsG' W """
| The breathings OF young love imPasslos.eSS,, ola
When the tree is regarded by young any W o1q
As straight laced and prim and olaiash'oho"'
Old oak through your boughs may tho Sones' hsh'
play, ,.s .o,,,tast xou
Unless tho time como when YOU is,o " 10 Pi"''
And than may thunderbolt blast YOU -.
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