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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19
% FLORIDA ST., ELIzABETH, n. J.

Y FLORIDA ST, ELIZABETH, N. J. I
March II. 1854.
/ have been using ALLcoCK's Porous
PLAsTERs for the last five years. Some two
years ago, after having been sick for up
wards of six months with malaria, found
myself with an enlarged spleen, dyspeptic,
and constantly troubled with a headache.
and my kidneys did not act very well either.
Having spent most of my money for medi-
cine and medical advice, thought to save
expense I would use ALLcocK's Porous
PLAsTERs. two on the small of my back,
one on the spleen or ague cake, and one on
the pit of the stomach, just under the
breastbone. continued using the Plasters
about thirty days, changing them every
week. At the end of that time was per-
fectly well, and have remained so ever since.
GEORGE DIXON.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

The greatest length of the United
States, from the Atlantic to the Pacific,
on the parallel of ~ degrees, is 2,768
miles; and its greatest breadth, from
Point Isabel, Texas, to the northern
boundary near Pembina. 1.6013 miles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

The Queen of Sweden, since she
learned and began cooking by the adj
vice of her physician for her health,
takes long walks, and often goes into
the peasants, houses and shows them
how to make good dishes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

By Hostetter's Stomach Buffers, constipa
ton is succeeded by a regular habit OF body
While this medicine is thorough, it does no,
produce violent effects or gripping Dys
pepsia, liver complaint, nervous weakness
and kidney affections. are among the mala
dies to which it is also adapted. Wherever
tried, on this continent and elsewhere, il
shows its ability to expel the poison OF
malaria from the system.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

A Box OF Glenn's Sulphur Soap is equiva-
lent to many Sulphur Baths. Don't forgetit
Hills Hair Dye, Black or Brown.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19
Cured of Malaria.

TIE dead peat who wants to borrow a dol
lar is broke and the fellow who lei d. It t.
MIN is cracked, -Ddnpiue Breeze,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

BoARDING-HoUsE keepers, although not
overburdened with credulity, frequently
lose money by crediting false roonaers.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

II afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr.. Isaac
T.soinpson's Eye Water. Druggists sell go
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

IN q matrimonial co-partnership most
men think If they furnish name for the
firm it's enough.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

WHY call a man crank, when no one
can turn him?-Sdn Francisco Alta.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

FREE! A 3-foot French Glass, Oval
Front, Nickle or Cherry Cigar Case, MER-
CHANTS ONLY. RI .TANsILL 6 Co. Chicago
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

BLACK and blue-a detected darkey-De
troit Free Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19
It's Crash Relaxed

WHAT Is the difference between tube
and foolish Dutcnman? One is hollow
cylinder and the other il silly Hollander.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1888-07-19

IT is when q boot is new that there To-
muse IN the sole.--Detroit Free Press.
, 1888-02-19
School News.
morrow evening

The schools will be closed Wednesday,
Feb. %.
The teachers association convcnes next
Saturday at 10 a. m.
At the last meeting of the board the
school year was extended to nine and one
half months.
The teachers of Colorado are arranging
for a special train to take them to San
Francisco next July. All persons desir-
to join the excursion are requested to
write to Prof. Beggs of Denver stating
choice of route. The committee in Cali
fornia are making preparations for the
meeting with unusual enthusiasm and
industry. Reduced hotel rates in San
Francisco and adjoining cities will be Civ
en-, also reduced excursion rates to Alaska,
the Sandwich Islands, Mexico and to
points of interest in California and the
neighboring states and territories. All
states, cities and counties are invited to
compete in the educational exhibit. Five
hundred dollars will be given to the
state that excels. California does not
compete.
The program so far as completed is as
follows.
Tuesday evening, July Addresses
of welcome, responses and general recep-
ton.
Observation-Disclosures in reading
courses of the public schools. How can
u schools best prepare la~w-abiding and
law-reverencing citizensP
Thursday-Current criticism of our
school system and what answer. Practi-
cal education.
Friday-The relation of the state to
school books and appliances. What is
needed in our educational system to Sc
cure respect for common labor or wage
working?
, 1888-02-19

The presentation of Dorothy by the
Carleton Opera company attracted an
audience to the opera house last evening
which tested the seating capacity of the
house. Personally, and as an artist, Mr..
Carleton is one of the most popular men
who visits the city. Everybody knows
when he is announced to.appear here that
he will have something worth seeing to
present, and every year he has increased
the good opinion which Cheyenne theater
goers entertain Of him.
Dorothy is a very dainty pastoral crea-
ton based on the lines of recently pro-
duced light operas which have caught the
popular taste. There is nothing start
linGly novel in it but from first to last it
moves with a graceful luencY of sight and
sound that appeals keenly to the instincts
of a popular audience. The libretto does
not contain any intrinsically witty or
humorous passages. but in the competent
hands of the cast of last evening it was
made the vehicle of much by-play and
delightful comedy. The presentation of
the opera was artistically ~faultless and the
costuming superb. The chorus is attract
i've physically and powerful vocally. The
leading members of the cast we're in re-
markably good voice. Mr.. Carleton gave
great satisfaction, as he always does, and
in his work he was ably seconded by Mr..
J. G. Taylor. Chas, Drew was deliciously
droll in a comedy character, while Miss
Fanny Rice made a decided hit. Miss
Evans sang charmingly-in fact in can be
truthiulIy said that every member did
exceedingly well.
Charley Hoyt's latest farce-comcdy, A
Hole IN the Ground Is Underlined for to-
morrow evening.
, 1888-02-19
A FRANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.

The Laramie Seitluel comes out prompt
~ in commentator of the speech made
BY Mr.. Holiday in favor of his anti-gam-
bling bill and frankly reiterates that
everything which has been asserted re-
garding the moral atmosphere of the town
is perfectly true.
1T is publicly and officially stated,
says the Sentinel, that the mayor of our
city visited a whisky and gambling hell in
this city, in tho center of the business
portion and on the main street, and there
found the widest orgies gong on, a half
dozen half naked prostitutes dancing the
can-can and the late city marshal p~artici-
pating in the dance. Was there anything
done about it? Was the license revoked,
or the marshal impeached and removed
Mol he was not ever ccnSured that we ever
heard of, and the mayor and a maiorityof
the city council insisted upon retaining
him, though he was a self confessed de-
faulter. Do you ask why this is SO? 1t
was because this same he'll hole was made
the headquarters OF the political party
which elected the mayor, city marshal and
city attorney. That explains it,
Al peculiar condition of affairs. must
certainly exist in the city over the range.
THE LEADER was the first paper in the
territory which published the fact that
the Laramie City marshal was a de-
faulter. Tho statement was Indignantly
denied in the papers Of Cheyenne and
Laramie. Dark hints were thrown out
that we would soon have a libel suit on
our hands for publishing such n statement
about a man whose character was above
~reproach. The city marshal returned
from an eastern trip and was promptly
w~hitewashed by the city council, but
somehow he did not have the infinite
nerve to commence libel proceedings.
The Sentinel places the whole blame:on
the apathy of the decent people on cleo
ton day, and that is exactly where it be-
longs. A social revolution is needed in
Laramie. 1t is common talk in police
circles that the lowest and most degraded
element naturally gravitate to Laramie
because they are there permitted to do
Just as they please. This bespeaks a
criminally negligent city government, but
back of it all are the apathetic voters who
are really responsible. They it to
themselves and their city to shake loose
from the tentacles of the devil fish and
honestly enforce the stringent laws which
are already on the statute books.
A cancer may be hid by covering it
with a rag. Laramie covered its own
social cancer with a rag and fondly be-
lieved the disease was cured. Mr.. Holli-
day has shown this to be a fallacy.
The surgeons knife is now needed.
Turn the ~rascals out.
, 1888-02-19

In every Sundays papers there are
from three TO n dozen advertisements for
girls to learn scarfmaking, with an init
nation that plenty of work will he given
Gs soon as the trade is learned. The
scheme is for a woman to get n lot Of
girls to help her make ~scarfs, paying them
nothing while, nominally, they are learn
Ing the business. When n girl learns
what little there is to learn, and wants
wages, she is discharged and another
learner" is put o N in her place. This
scheme was invented some time ago by q
clover woman scarfmnker who took out
work from the large stores to do at her
home. Other scarfmakers followed her
example, and the result has been that the
pay for making scarfs has been reduced
fully oue-halr within two or three years
by reason of this competition of unpaid
apprcntices.-Ncw York Sun.
, 1888-02-19
SUNDAY
In Cheyenne Churches During Day
and Evening.

st. Mary's Cathedral-First mass $50.
High mass 1920. Sunday school 3 D. M.
Vcspers and Benediction 7:30 p. IN.
Scandinavian Lutheran church, Rev.
9. J.. Beckman, pastor. Services this
evening at 8 p. m. at city hall. Scandi
navians heartily invited.
First Baptist churchill. W. Stearns,
pastor. Services to-day at IL a. IN. and
and 7:30 p. M. Subjects: The Blood
That Speaketh Better Things and Bed
Too Short. Sunday school at 1915 p.
m. Seats free and everybody welcome.
ST. Marks church, Rev. Geo. G. Rafter.
pastor. First Sunday in Lent. Gel
ebration of the holy communion at s.
a. m. Mathis and sermon at IL a. m.
Evensong and sermon at 7:30 p. M. A
cordial invitation extended to all. Seats
free.
South Side church. = There will be
no preaching service at South Congrega-
tional church to-day. Sunday school at
1915 p. m. Young peoples meet
ing at 6 in the evening. A cordial
invitation extended to all to attend these
meetings.
First Congregational church, Rev. A.
W. Williams, misunderstanding at IL a.
m, Lecture No. 4, THE Nature and
Consequences of Sin" At I p. M. ser
mon to the Knights of Pythias, Quit
You Like Men" Sabbath school at
1915. Young peoples meeting at 6
p. m. You are earnestly invited.
First Presbyterian church, Rev. r. Z.
Field, pastor. -Serviccs at IL a. IN.
and I p. M. Morning subject, "Noah's
Prediction" Gen. 9, 24-27. Evening
subject, Gambling, and Legal Measures
to Repress It." Music will be led by the
full choir. Seats free. The public, es-
pecially strangers in the city, cordially in
vlted. Sunday school at 1890 p. IN.
Methodist Episcopal church.-Rev. D.
l.. RAIDER, pastor. Preaching at II a. m.
and 1880 p. m. by the pastor. Morning
subject, "a Great Opportunity, Shall
We Improve It?" This especially APP
plies to the West. Sunday school at 1915
pm; Judge Lacey, superintendent. Young
peoples meeting at 6 p. m. Subject of
evening sermon: Walking Alone in
Virtues PATHS, or Following The Multi
tude to Do Evil" Glass meeting after
evening sermon. All are invited.
, 1888-02-19

In the course of his speech on the
truck bill in the council yesterday, Mr..
Symons referred to the signs posted at
the mouths of coal mines by Chas.
Francis Adams. They announced that
operatives should trade wherever they
choose. The gentleman stated hat the
notices had been torn down to be used as
evidence before the committee. The
placards were covered with coal dust, but
still readable.
, 1888-02-19
Thnt Tired FeelIng

Aftiicts nearly every one in the spring.
The system having become accustomed to
the bracing air of winter, is weakened by
tho warm days of the changing season,
and readily yields to attacks of disease.
Hoods %Sarsaparilla is just the medicine
needed. 1t tones and builds up every
part of the body, and also expels all
impurities from the blood. Try it this
season.
, 1888-02-19
Grammar Hi, strong Point.

Cincinnati Enquirer.l
Justice of the Peace-"Had you ever
saw this man before2"
Wltness-"Yes."
Had he came before you had VENT"
No"
is them our egGs what you say was
stole?"
Yes"
Would you have recognized them if
you had seen them before they was brung
here2"
YES; l would have knowed them.
Speak grammatic, young mani 1t
amt proper to say have kuowed, you
should say have knew"
, 1888-02-19

y pano made of white paper manu-
factured from cotton or linen and nlodi-
fed by chemical action, is the newest in
vcntion for stained windows. Tho paper
so prepared lis dipped into n preparation
of alcohol and camphor, which makes it
like parchment. From this point 1t can
be nodded and cut into remarkably tough
sheets, entirely translucent, and it can
be dyed with almost the whole analine
colors, the result being u translucent
sheet showing far more vivid hues than
the best glass exhibits.-New York Sun.
, 1888-02-19
Prices StinenIng.

INOVN springs IUuvpvHuvhI'I
Mutton sheep have been in good de-
mand lately and our local butchers have
been paying 81 per head for them. The
same price has been offered for large lots
for shipment to Denver and the East. A
desirable lot of mixed sheep was picked
up lately by Ogden parties, the price
paid being $3.50 per head. They be-
longed to Croker & Booth, OF Evans
ton,
, 1888-02-19

House of Representatives.

h'iNb DSoAANEns
Mr.. Sutherland, Albany county, will
soon present for the consideration of the
house a bill increasing the number of
justices for the county scat precincts.
This measure is intended to obviate the
delay and cost incident to changes of
venue.
COMMISSIONERS.
A bill restricting the powers of coun-
ty commissioners in certain cases will
soon be introduced by Mr.. Blydenburgh.
U OF THE TERRITORY.
Mr.. Blake desires the amendment of
the statute in relation to the execution
and acknowledgement of deeds, etc, out
side the territory.
TIE VETERINARIAN.
Mr.. Blydenburgh's amendment to that
section of the revised statutes providing
for the appointment, oath, qualifications
and term of Office of the veterinarian,
was read a first time. Mr.. Rummel's
three measure in relation to county print
ing, were similarly treated.
, 1888-02-19

By dispelling the symptoms so often
mistaken for Consumption. Santa Able has
brought gladness to many a household.
By its prompt use for breaking up the
cold that too often develops into that
fatal disease, thousands can be saved from
an untimely grave. You make no mis-
take by keeping a bottle of this pleasant
remedy in your house. California Cat-r-
Cure is equally effective in graduating all
traces of Nasal Catarrh. Both of these
wonderful California remedies are sold
and warranted by W. N. Hunt, at Sl.OO
a package, 3 for 81. so.
, 1888-02-19
An Impending Danger.

lPittsburg Indcx-Appcal.l
By and by, unless something is done in
the way of admitting the territories as
states, the population outside of the
Union will be greater than the inside.
, 1888-02-19

The Great Western Minstrels played to
an audience that packed the hall at Fort
Russell last evening and gave great salts.
faction. Keefe hall tomorrow night. Ad-
mission 25 and 35 cents.
, 1888-02-19

INew YORK GraphIc,I
WhS base ball pitchers get S., 900 a
season, ,nY sluggerS capture that much in
thirty miI IS, what encouragement is
there for a mn spending half a dozen
years wrestlipS, With the classics?
, 1888-02-19
ONA

MA and reliable Medicines are the best
osS to depend upon. Acker's BLOOD Ell
ixir has been prescribed for years for all i'm
puritieso fthe Blood. In every form of Scrof-
ulous, Syphilitic or Mercurial diseases. IL ia
invaluable. For Rheumatism, has no equal.
DR.. w. N. Hunt.
, 1888-02-19
PITH IN
The Yankee oft.

When the European powers get through
lying and allying to zach other the people
of the United States would like to ask
them how much American breadstuffs
they will probably need to carry them
through their wars.
, 1888-02-19
Equal 10 siost Anything.


GPittsburg Dispatch.l
With all this fuss about the surplus, no
one seems TO appreciate the obvious fact
that if it were placed in the hands of the
old Central Pacific managers it would
yer trouble the government any more.
, 1888-02-19
Try the GirI,s Mother.

llndlana polls Journal
In view of the alarming increase of
suits for breach OF promise of marriage it
might be advisable for gentlemen to do
all their love making in the presence of
third persons. Witnesses are very con.
~venient when needed.
, 1888-02-19

NON>A trife with any Throat or
~ Lung Disease. If you have
a Cough or Cold, or the children are
threatened with Group or whooping Cough,
use Ackers English Remedy and prevent
further trouble. 1t is a positive cure,
and we guarantee it. Price 10 and Soc
DIR. W. N. Hunt
, 1888-02-19
Marriages which Cause General JOY.

Marriages Which Cause Genera JOY.
New York SUM-
Such marriages as thoge of Martin
Kujawski and Anna Takowska, in South
Bend, Ind, and of Edmund Szezepan-
kiewicz and Fannie Kuzinska, in Phila
delphia, which have just been recorded,
are commendable. They reduce the I'M
utterable horror of four such names one
half by making them only two hence
forth.
, 1888-02-19
,ould be an Agreeable Diversion.
providence Journal

1t might give an agreeable variety if
Senator Blair would play the remainder
Of his speech in support of his educational
bill on the trombone.
, 1888-02-19

1t is now Indiana's ambition to furnish
the country with natural gas. silver, dia-
lect poems and vice presidents.
, 1888-02-19
The End OF Farmers and Agricul

New Orleans Tlmes-Democrnt.l
A bill to prohibit the growing of any
crop from which intoxicating drink can be
made has been introduced in the New
Jersey assembly.
, 1888-02-19

EXIT truck bill; enter anti. gambling
, 1888-02-19

Go to Kellner's and price goods.
, 1888-02-19

A petition urging the passage of the
anti gambling bill was received from
Evanston. A few more than ITO names
were attached.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-03-30

Osborne Farmer: Henry Williams Of
COrinth township, man sged Sc years,
was found dead IN a fence cOrnernear
Nashville, No, a few days ago. He
was a professional mendicant through
choice, not necessity, and had made
many excursions TO different states IN
the course Of the fifteen years he lived
in this county.
The Parsons Sun. in speaking Of the
Geary tragedy, says ''The sentiment
is general among those conversant with
the facts. that young Parker was fully
justified in doing the shooting. Ben
Parker and his bride, the daughter Of
Geary, were, at the time they received
warning to keep out Of Geary's way,
making arran yements to begin house
keeping on farm which the groom had
rented southeast Of the city"
A Wichita cigar dealer employs living
men as his signs. A few days ago, says
the Wichita Journal, a little, spindle
legged, long haired foreigner was pro-
ceeding down the street, the observed OF
all observers, when he attracted the at
tentiOn Of the proprietor Of the Green
Front cigar parlOrs and he at once
collared him. ''Say, old whiskers, come
here and stand up as a sign for an hour
and you can have all the cigars YOU
want" To this the odd looking speci-
men Of humanity agreed, and for an
hour stood prOpped up against the door
with cigar a foot long in his mouth.
His Oddity and general foreign air, com
D1ned with his short coat and long legs.
made him the curiosity Of the city, and
people from all over the city fOcked up
to get look at him. The wind lifted
bis hat, blew his long hair out In a
tangled mass and finally after losing his
cigar and getting his coat-taiIs fastened
IN nail over head, he got Disguised
and went off down the street, cursing in
three or four different languages.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-03-30
BIeached His Hair.

An Omaha young man undertook to
soak his head. Whether he had talked
or drunk himself into a headache does
not appear. Anyway, his hair pulled.
He seized a bottle containing what he
thought was ammonia, and applied its
contents literally to his ach ng and
dandruffed dome of thought. After
duly drying his dripping chestnut locks
he retired to bed and slept the sleep Of
beer and the bliss of ignorance. When
his eyes opened in the morning he
found his wife bending over him. A
look of fright and suspense clOuded
her pretty features. 1t startled the
husband into vigorous Wakefulness.
"What is it?" he asked, excitedIy.
Thoughts Of burglars, mice and smoth-
cred children fitted hurriediy through
his mind.
"Why, darling. said the wife when
she realized that her husband was not
in immediate danger, q thought that
you were i'll.
Sill? Iin?" he asked.
ayes, hubby. But you must have
had a frightful dream. Didn't you,
dear?
"DreamP A frightfuI dreamP Why,
dearP Did I kick you in my sleep, or
did holler?"
No sweetheart. But then your hair
looks So" And with that she broke
into a cheerful Iaugh-a laugh by
which a man is sometimes driven to
murder or drink.
WELL Looks so what?" The laugh
was dong its work. The man was
getting angry.
"Why, it looks so funny" she riu-
pied, laughing louder than ever.
"LOO6 here, Mrs. II. What's the
matter with my hair? Why do I look
funny? Please answer me that, won't
you, and stop that confounded snick-
ering. What's the matter with nv
harp" He was sitting up in bed and
he was displeased.
Before an answer could be given he
had jumped out of bed and viewed
himself In the mirror. Horrors He
had become gray in the single NIGHT.
Mol Yes. But no! He was a blonde.
a bleached blonde. His hair was vel
low. It had been dark brown. What
could have Occasioned it? His wife
had covered her head with pillow and
was laughing again. He thought of
the cleansing he had bestowed upon
his top piece.
What was In that bottle on the
wash-stand? Was it ammonia ?"
"NO, dear. That was some stuff I
got for bleaching some Of the baby's
clothes"
The young husband was too mad 70
wait for breakfast. He wears his coat
collar turned up, and ne refuses to life
his hat when saluted by lady friends.-
Omaha Bee.