davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Tacoma. @aih. Ter.

Tacoma, 8aib. 5err.
efteriom Ie9 iioitleoen Suli Naaneb Tor
LOB Eiten o9 uouanorebe til Oct poerite 8ez
iten. pil le9 mebbele Slapets 9Giere liot her.
ira. Otter at BABE beisst Ilere Steoer
@aibinston TERRITORY, bar ies M bpiat mig
| Spen Tacoma, iom lisser lise peo Stiue.
bapsfpiten peo Euset Sounb. 9enne Bp
er ior bet Meite np, men bar i bet Siofe
saaet cp til pmtrent 10000 Snbbpaaere
boloer ben paa % porer iaa tort, iaa oil ben
ON en- fort 3io bliue riatis itpr. Ser finoes
Here norife p9 %ipenlfe Wenisbeoer % airfer,
o9 mango 9ooe Sfoler; Der er Here ifanoinas
pilte SpteIer, os Here Sfanoinaoer, iom bar
ftore 5orretntnser, p9 mango Sfanbinaper
er Der Speu. Bpen bar life iaa faa 5abri=
Ter o9 4 Sasbrus, oeriblanot ct, iom bar ont-
trent 200 Wano / Nrbeibe Naret runot. Ser
betales fra 30 I'll 40 Dollars Waaneoen %
Soaro for alminoelist Nrbeibe, % Smeoe,
Sneotere, Wefanifere, Sasmeltre, Snsiilere
os lisnenbe, bar fra 80 til 100 7pnars %
Bparo. Sen alminbelise Betalrns er oms
firing 2 Dollars paa esen Soft; for Boaro
betales fra 4 til 5 Dollars lsen. Zen, ipm
bar ct Spano Seite, faar 4 8 Dollars 9as
gen; en- Sente faar omfrins 20 Dollars Waas
neben % glt frit; men Der taller NIle ON, at
bet Seoite &c at tase 9uno, os bet fer BET oss
iaa ub til, for Der llutter Solt, iom bar flor
Detailing, op meo fit Nrbeioe os taser 4anb.
Set beblte Of Nlt er bet uomarteoe epoe
8lima, iom Ri bar Der; ifior CONNER, iibit
| Suli, oa ies reiite fra Often, bar bet Der
oper 100 GRADERS Yarme. os, oa jes Tom Der,
piite ben lamme 9raoeitof 60 til 20 8raoer,
% Der er onltrent li9e uarmt os folot baaoe
Rorsen, Waiobas % Nften, % i Yinter bar
bet ensans pGret meIlem 3 a 4 GRADERS
aulbe, os bet if,lloe bore bet Toilette, iom
bnpoe p9ret Der paa lGnse, iaa Der er Een,s
peraturen temmelis john Scat os Sag belle
@aret runot. s Sulen bar bet iaG srsnt
iom peo ct. Sans, % bet bar life iieloen at
lie baaoe Blomier os srDnt gr9s.
Ser er Someiteao 2anb of faa men M OPP
tases bet iaa fort, at bet piit life er at faa
n9rmere Bpen emo omtrent 20 NRile, for Der
fommer Solf fra Citen / ltore Wensoer bio
% taser 9ano; Der er beore llofomme paa
mango Nuaosr enb / giten, os bet er pirie-
Zig sl9oelist at ie Roromano Der paa en-
iaaban Tlats. :. guno.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
8own Of Eiterel Safe,
fSreeborn Co., Miinu.
Sr. &eboftpri

Sr. HeoaftBr!
Gfteriom Si9nalementet er paa "gn farlis
SAINT, iom Sr. o. :. Npsaaro fra NIoen,
Bolt 60, 8is, beretter ON, uar ban Der hos
v. 6. Sperlano ensans / Sst. Ser ubsap
ban fig for at bore Salppr Salporien llpoal
fra 8s Yreite9ielo %3elemarten, eler, iom ban
ifrep bet, Spbal, at ban bapbe en- flor Sarm
NOR McSarlano / @isconiin, bpor ban brep
meo Spbr9tnins af forGoleoe Seiteracer, os
ct WReieri meo en- flor Bei9tnins af &reatl-
rer, % MI bar ban fomnten berpp for at flpbe
en- 500 IONS Ss % presie bet for at ienbe
bet til fin fore 5arm. Span iasbe, ban gap
fra 6-S Dollars pr. 9on, os meo Eperlano
% mig sloroe ban 8pntraft pau, bpab ri
bapoe at iGlse efter Cd Dollar pr. ION, o9
ban Tube presie bet paa 5armen; men Der
Tom insen Yresie, % ri bebolot port SB.
Sorreiten troebe ies, ban lite bar oeo fine
iulbe Sem, for ban uosap fig for at bore /
iaa mango Sla9s 5prretninser o. talte iaa
liorartet, ism ON Der life bar nogen Gnoe
paa bans Hisoomme Seq bar life bprt, ban
bar ifrepet falife Yapirer paa Nosen Der
runot, os, fgr ban oros afiteb, betalte ban
for fig. gfteriom leg MI f%oritaar, ubsiuer
ban fig for at pore, bpao ban efter Smit9r.
oisbeoerne tror, ban beit fan saa frem meb.
Haul 9. S~ppesaaro.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
5pwn Of Tpal, Hiucoln Co., Wiiun.

2ppn OF GDal, Stncoln 20, Uttl1ft.
vi bar en- IA eller 16 Ytile til Dor Mars
feesplaos ganbp, o9 oerfor bar bet o9iaa
mansen Sang SiHter pGret baarot moi al
fomme oerben. Ser bar p9ret fulot op al
Sarms at iaa tipbt for biQis Yris, ia 70,
balp, men bet er n9rmeit, naar man iiboel
miot oppe / ben itrense Yinter meb BlisSaros
% anoet uueir; er bette oper, bar man CLIENT
@ienporoisbeoerne % oil blipe, bpor man er.
9erfor ifuloe 8Isbere benptte Jig al ben be-
leilise 9to, men iom Hesel inofinoer be Jig
fsrit ubpaa Barren eler Sommeren, ps bc
er bet i%orient; oa pso 5armereu. bpao bar
oil bape for gieuoommen. Ss bette er os'
iaa rimeiist NOT, tbi paa ben barife ginter
NOR er bet Der baaoe imu't % tripelist, oa
en- irustbar Sorbbuno, iom er fiittet for al.
lass 7prtnins os tiuise for ap0saul. Ger
er en- Mansoe Saoiser us rinoenbe ganr,
% @r9s porsr / Sueriloo.
Bort Conn er i~eitlet meo en- Blanoins al
n9iten ole ~europ9ilfe Hatiuner os Nmeriia.
mere; De iioite er / Minoretalet; Yrlaterne
bar Maloriteten. Cprinoeligt III Sernbauts
fompaniet for 5 eller 6 Var iiben en- &olpni
af benne Nationalitet imettlet paa fit 2ano, os
oenne bar War for Nar uouioet fig iaaleses,
at be bar iisbt op alt Sernbanes % Siole-
lamb Der, os meset / be tilitgoenoe lopn.
ib,ps. Get par iult lille meo oabne Urine, ri
mobtos ben SIass S~ettlere, tbi Der fob ct
farlist Rp Of benz. fer be Tom, men biotil er
ri TONNE notiaa sobt uo Of bet meo Dem,
Ifisnt ri lite omsoaes. De er msset ipar.
iommelise 5olf; oeres 9euemaaoe er neset
iimpeI, ia ies trur, be piloe lepe soot pau,
bpao ri piloe iulte libel paa. 9eres Raaoe
at arbeibe paa tassr fig meset ienorastis uo,
men be tommer bog fremao. be osiaa. Naar
rloarbsioe iial sjprss, ba nlaa ale iom en- /
Suiet ub, os jes ifal Der fortaae, bpOrIeces
en- af mine polite Naboer aioroe lit Yaarars
beioe. De bapoe ct Cre'9eam; bette traf
Wanoen ielp eftsr Zig meo ct Tong, tbi Tan
par rimelisuis ben i~tarieite al Wanoiiabet;
bans Rome git baslenbs meb en- Ssbot uns
Der Nrmen, ianoipnlisuis for at loiie Crerne
frem; ben albiie Tatter git peb Siben al
benz mso Spsben, os en- Ssn paa IS War
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Cereal. gRiuu ,sss ssbr 1900

Sor n9rmefs Sp er ct. Samss, iom bar
penOeo 900 Snobpasere os er en- tripslia %
ooIenoe Sp. Zen bar 5 Urn 8opos Stores.
: oaroipare Stores, ct Drug store, . glat
'r'lfb shops, 4 SalOonsr, os Here Butter
oslaa al andre sIusa, iaaiom Roltneri.
Seo, auI, etc.
Slofte CONNER bleu Der arbeioet reaet
for 8otalafboIos@S assn, % benuss 20. bill
Ies artnse, unoertssnebe fit Rapn oaa Stftsu.
os Oct bapoe COB Sremsana en- lib, men til
Slnt bespnSte nosle at tr9tte fla ub, % be
lielte af be andre bar piit uaiaa bruot lit
seffe, ON life ole. 7erfor ipnes lea, at gr.
poer buroe operpeie 5insen uel, fsr ban I'M.
oeritriper 2sitet.
seq tror for min Gel, at ben, iom life Tan
eoioe lt9 fra Spirituoia uben at inoItriue fla,
ban s)sr BET ariseuel lite, ON iaa ban Ifriper
lis Sang paa Gang; bet bar lea grempel
paa' gn 5armersut.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04

CUE a'llton, Ninn. SIC STARTS 1888.
w.. ''tn per oar sunIfe soo, cen sIennems
- "V''ils oar omtrent 10 Yuii eIs pr.
msfl oi bar lang Sei til Ma,ft bet, mem
"u'e III Ntiuater. @inmar er paiaa
" Na~rteosplaos, mtr er Ianaer bertro.
oon'meren iises bet, at en- Yane ira
'sHl' III &iImar fcmmer til at aaa ia,en.
: hort 9Opn.
Preliminary Survey er uuereoe siort,
s.''e' Hal bespnoe til gaaren.'
~ I'll ItOlist sopn Der; SoIfet er bIau.
ssaa andre steoer: Roromeue, spen.
saaa'r % ameriianere.
i, sHl'su bar siort ct 5remStript ueo
M. rDnO ct ysuNiiorps, o. Abe Suli uil
RaS," oplae oeraf blipe ferret paa en-
d b, u'm Cen aloris bar uqret fsr.
b, SO0e S'OIer naften belle aaret
Boa -40s bet ensslife os bet rorlte
pa, 1nSaar bet ahtelise, er bet bel her
%tni,i.a. U'e stsOsr; Der finSss Sol, Of re
'NaHs SETTER.
Sobn 8. bid,
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Charts WiGs, Wis.

Siutlp 1tNlS, SSS.
Naar ri bprer on Seitens glenbigbeo meb
Storm % 8lloe, iaa maa ri befienbe, at ri
bar bet sobt. 5armerues Nrbeioe er ior bet
Weite at BRUCE Satfels. Naffinen % iteue fine
8reaturer; MI ba Maisfober er fommet iaa
meset / BRIG, er man life iaa let ubiat for
5ooermansel. "Silo" er Der Tale ON runbt
omfrins; Der bliuer iittert opfsrt mango til
Sommeren.
Glarfs Wills er en- liben Yp meb lioen
3rnit; Den par enSan8 iaa flor paa bet, at
ben Bapoe S Salooner, men ben bpie 2ieenie
bar orepet A paa Slust, os ben Slbebrano,
JON par Der ifior Spit, jasece ben ste ino i
en- liben Sfomaser.S bop.
Ser er ct Store meo Toit Office, en- Me0e
ct Sasbrus, to Smeoier os en- Sfomasers
Shop.
Wanitoippc er Dor Narfebsplabs, bpor ri
i9lger pore 8rcoutter. 7et er en- sanlte pen
yp; buor mango Stores, Shops, Nsler os
SaIooner ben bar, ueo jes life; ies tGnfer
ben bar moi al ale Slass, | bet Winbite Of
be iibitnGpnte. Der Dor mango Norite i
Bpen.
vi bar beroppe 2 norife 8irier, 8ierpens
os galoers, ium besse b~eiienes af Haiipr VI.
3. Nliion. Set er MI mart Is Iar, iioen
ban bleu falbt bio, % ies baaber, ban bliper
Der Is til for bet Ssrfte.
Spao bet 8irfelise unsaar, iaa IT Der gan
tie rolist MI, bet par not liot 5nlemut ems
gang, men jes tGnfer, enbper al os bar fun
bet ub, at Strib % Splio Tibet biGIper.
Ser er en- Tebat' eler Sarmer= Screening,
buis Rapn er '5remab1, % bpor Der b%iitate.
res mango Sing til flor Rptte ior 5armerne.
gherier er Der ,unot omtrins; ies tror, bet
er meaet lpnnenoe. for MI bar 5olt Tense
ONT Sommeren osiaa. y.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Hetp Warfet, Winn


yer Mango Der | Nen Warfet o9 BET al
SIaSs Nationer. % ct bpgselist % til
F5' steo er bet. s felipe Bpen Dor NOR
+ &pl'sre; cen er lite meset flor, men pai'
uolsenoe, oa ben lisser meset beit, %
SfGstI9e Suie. Der er 2 9rp9oDos
F'ss, Snlooner, 2 Bladimitb Shops, 2
f'roare Stores, ct Sarneis Shop, ct BOT.
. Stoleiuie % en- paifer fatbolf &irfe.
81 sor1meren pentes Setubaue bsrbeu.
's' 'lioer meset bGnoist at faa elevator
9aa Steoet.
~ CT r1e9et Sfoslanb % Yr9rielapper
P'; 5nrmerne itoar fig urimelist suot.
qar bait 9obe Narinser inotil ifior, oa
-q'a9S rnleoe ip9rt, iaa tet blep Tibet
MET, Nlnse Steoer bapbe ri lioet
men laa bar oi faat iuIbt pp Of Sne /
W. laa man ton lille ilase paa SlGbe,
III bar pGret ben beoite Naaoe at
Item paa 8inter, baabe for 8ar %
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Saptparb. Miuu.

Nor Supeoitao lisser peo Chicago, Ril'
,ptss & Ct. Eaul 8anen, ps Yefoltninsen
irr bet gtcite norlf. vi bar 2 Groceries
7rp gopps Stores, iom etes af Sanion
'geceriun, % u. Campbell. gn Smeoie,
gcrsbuie o9 en- Sspresie, icm sisr omtrent
m bsoie 6Orretnins / belle SDen, oa Der er
pr gitaipprgiel efter Sp fra andre &auter.
toasoes bar Ri Discussions Screening,
lana Screening % andre 5orenin9er, iom
\, ian rare at opre9ne.
a,r CT alage oper fnappe 3ioer pperalt
ka grunN aj at glt, bpao man bar at i9lse,
ktules blarlilt. 3. Y. u.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Mortuool y. 8. @anftpu Co., Sc

Ruriuoal y. s., 4nnftou Co., Saf.
|SiOltlingen Der I gountiet beitaar Of
|rst Sln9s Natiuner, men en- flor gel
FTh qanpet er pel ppisttlet for mango
b TNsu, % ben itsrfte Gel al 5armerne er
kg 8aar.
laN bet airtelise ansaar, iaa er Der /
FEttet mango norIte WeniSbeoer % Sir
/ y Iiseleoes mango Yrsiter, iom ole Dor
ntup at beitiGle meo at rsste fit 8alo.
:iSfs CONNER babe ri sooe lloli9ter til
aa 5emperents 4op iitanb, oa bet blep
a8a Stemmer, % bet tlep Here fcr Tempe.
fs men oct s,t iaa ubeloi9t til, mems
F%Hnsrne Iaa | g)aniton % penteoe pau
|%J'TslIe, at en- 2rp itlal en- flor Del al
F@Hnsrne, iom par for 9emperents, og
fhNss bar pt en- bel Del Salooner enos
VI. y.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Wmherit. &is.

Bpen bar 6 9rp GOODS Storss, bnoraf be
fire eies al Norom9no, 2 Sernbanblere, /
a~isobutii, 2 R%pbelbunolere, 2 9rus Storss,
ct Sabelmassrueriitee, en- 9umber yaro, 2
Smeoier, Q Stoueserusriiteoer, en- Sfrao'
serbutii, en- NRsne os ct fort Sotel, ianrt 2
Salouner, uastet be maa betale $500 9ieenie.
gniaepel er ies banse for, at be tiener beoit.
geiolininsen / os runct Ypen sr itsrfte De-
len norIf; De ileite Of 5orrstninssfoltene er
oaIaa uorfie. 7iuise bar ri 2 Siolebuie %
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Heauunee, Wth.

IN Rsaaunee er Der life fort at fortGle;
- NE iaa faa Sfanoinaoer Der, DANTE og
annie, melt af be iioite; af Norite er Der
iraer. 81 bar n 2o9e al Set oars
|, sropsriamiunO"; bet er ben eneite Itanbis
,yrre Screening Der.
Sonferne os Spenferne bar airfe iams
!, men tuer fin Brett; ri bar en- norlt
,rrf, gnitor Sauoe,
'~Tissrue bar bespnot at gao neoab, Gag
,-rsu er iiaaet neo Is Gents ON 9usen, ps
',s,cet CT life spbt at faa for Sioen.
y. y. 3. gbriitenlen.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04

form Of 6allteao, Rorman Co., Winn.
|. Seq ipues, bet er rart. at Sn9en Ifriper
b snin I'll DEBORAH Eoiten", Der 10 er
en- NftsiionRr iblauot os; ia Bolt
Eatn rr Omtrent iplot meo ben bper 2prs
IA 81 Nprite Der ueo Mtarib &ipsr leper i
1T 5aHbOlo meo b~peranore / ole Sen
"a Sauuar Raaneo itiiteoe ri en- 9ebats
% ri bar Wpber 2 8anse on, usen.
tSG9t bar 5orbanolinserne saaet for Zig,
7rmerre oeltaser ogiaa oeri.
u bar en- prGSti9 8irte, iom foiter $4,000.
IN tihsrer GusuitanasW enisbeoen, Der be-
Erl a Dor fro % ustebe Yaitur 8. Sulem
M.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
aprreipOnDallce.

!, ga sorreiponoanier ifrpmmer iuu
,,Iiot IND MI for 3ioen, of ri bar fore
'a',r,sr, sr pi nsot til at sIsre uobras,
'-,osre eler f~ortere, oeraf, bpiltet Sus
~ r,oa taae iloe op, DO bette er ben
,,r,fe llopei, pt bar.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
Nibbp, Ufinn.

mar, Ssttlements narmeite Up er Gibbp,
goosr peo Ranitoba' Sanen, l ben noros
Ssl Of @rant gpuntp. Ter er 5 Su-
:, gpctbet, en- Sineote % 2 Salooner,
on g{el oa Seeo-R ele, Der gaar meo
q CONNER blep Der bpsset 2 Sir.
N Netbooifttirte os en- lutberlf; ben
tlbsrer Yaitor Hormans Renisbeb.
,m qote er gountpsS9 oe, os Der er p9s
- leqsr ) Sutiier Scr. 9boreion oriper
|, Borliorretntn9. u. VI.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04

Very sick husband Ito weeping
wifel-It may come out all right yet,
my dear; so don't cry.
Weeping wife-I can't help it,
You know how easily / am
moved to tears.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
ruo;&rouau,

IT ct itrenat mulalf aliioist, iluItrerst, me.
get interesiaut Slao for unsoommsn. 9ii'
termaaIsaunoueer. iaapel fra 9dmer ION
Serrer, en- Spieiaiitst. Stittort. 9pmme.
5sser, Hlbums dip. s'pes iom Sremium til
Abonnenter. Senb 10 Gents for 8rpp@lu.
mer euer rs Gents for ct liar. Noresie:
Bruo- arouan,
Dor S85, Rinnsapolis. Ninu.
R0pn bette Blao.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
CnifeS.

5000 asenter snItss itrar til iqlss De fius.
fe Bilitiort / geroeu. gpe Rsutre for
1888 tqroiae nh. 8rsper 4 Gents. Stor
Yrspeboa IS Gents. vi betdler tor Rom
misiion o. forarer bore Asenter ubre, vi
buns oio. Bent itie. Sene itrag efter
Brspebo9.
gontb RinaeapsIiS @aro &c.,
H9pn "Boiteu". Minneapolis, Tiuu.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
ALIENS LUNG-BALSAM,
i6laifer al 3 isrifjelige Stsrrelier.
VrtS % GtS., so Gts. % S1.O0
pr. 1laife.
Ga uomarfet Tamilie>W eoieiu !
SmlofenoiS ren.
utabelis for be melt o%elifate!
Dts bets nstaetise Srua bar Earring sesst
beibreoet, efter at aue andre Jaiolsr
o8 Eager intet bar uorettet.


@m. g. 7issis, 8isbmanb / Boplins
Green, 20, 1friper ben 4oe Npril 1881, at
ban oil Iaoe os pibs, at Gunse= Baliam bar
belbreoet bans Rpoer for 39rins, eiter at
2Gsen baobe opsipet alt Saab ON benbesStl.
breoelie. Dan tiger, at andre, iom fIenote
til bette 3ilfGloe, bar fisbt oenne BALKAN
os er blepen belbrsoeoe. San tror, at Vile,
iom er ipse at senHe Spsoom, buro. prspe
bet.
@m. u. Graham & 60. Bboleia.e Trua.
gift GAINESVILLE, Ohio, Ifriuer til os ON Na-
tbias 6reemans Selbrebelie. San Ct en-
soSt ilenot Berger, iom bapoe u9ret plaset
al ben aler pGrfte Slass Brondit i l2 Gar.
2eHne 9un8esB BALKAN belbreo, De BAN, bpil.
ist bar pGret 3ilfaloe meo mango Nnbre,
iom bar peret ipse al Brondit.
@soafttsnsartifsi fra Dubuque SsraIs".
ALIENS sunss saIiam- CT e, ~populari Rissd { pu,
buaus % cmssn. q, Grussitr. ION ri bar ipurst
susdasnss Salse Of Be i0rft,aiss TQstieinsr fsr sunass
roiu iiarSsI.sb,s ALIENS eunss allan,
i's alsns ioroi bet bar bet fsriss SaIs. men osiaa isrst
bel ,r aIsslss tiIir.oshia,uS,. bp0rismbsli su bar pe.
ret brust. Sneaa.nss ens usmgr.sss ttlbreesnbs
essnifatu taller ri al griarins. ss Ut I lang lib bar
brig, bet I Dor 5amilis.
Q ON en9rpsetsrant epsrsaar bet aus aaess.
fniaIss sss aas len sausgu uts r2,sidnu.
Decorah-posten., 1888-04-04
9tlialgS.

Der lelses oaslis paa afosbe o. G.s8euo.
.iuss Bertfteo Bosne, Buggies o9 Cutters
% auoet Nrbeice, iom life sr fulot irroist,
FAINT Reofiater os en- a%lniuoeli9 Joriputns
al Bdrer. elizabeth Benoltng,
l43m. Nomiaiftratrir, DEBORAH, Soma.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-05-22
REST, SWEET REST.

Uow a Mothcr-in-L Law Won the Respect
OF Her Daughter's Hu band.
A great many stories have been told
about men who had no use for their
mothers-in-law, hence an exception to
the general ru lie is very refresh ng.
81 don't want to hear or read any
thing dsparaging to NOTWITHSTANDING, "
said Judge Peterby to his young friend,
Hostetter McGinnis
What makes you talk in that eccen-
trio sort of way, Judgc''
OH tell you why. My wife has
awed me almost to death ever since we
were married. Last week invited her
mother to come and live with u.s."
MAN alive! Have you lost your
senses?"
Not much, You see they don't
agree. They fight each other all day
long. and l am enjoying a season OF
heavenly rest. My wife is so tired quar-
relng all day long with her mother,
that when | come home there is nothing
left over for me. Why, that mother-in
law of mine is lightn 'ng-rod. l fee
perfectly safe as long as she is in the
house. She is treasure. The next
man hear abusing mothors-ih-la has
got me to fight, l only wish l had
three or four of them in the house.
Then I'd feel perfectly safe, - Texas
Sif'ngS.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-05-22
WANTED HIM BAD.


An Ex-Congressman Applies for Position
and Gets 1t.
An unpretentious man entered the
office of the proprietor of great daily
newspaper.
well. sir, what can I do TO. Jou!
Il have come. sir, to ask .or posi-
ton as editorial writer on your paper
II don't think there is room for sh'
other man. still. using homely phrase,
we are ever on the lookout for sooo
timber. Have you done much news
paper work."
"None, sir
But you think that you can shape
public sentiment eh?'
mo. sir"
"Then why do you ask for place.
"On account of my fitness. "
"Of your fitncss3 But what does
your fitness consist ofP'
my absolute ignorance. "
you are surely peculiar man
Want a position as editorial WIN, o,r
because you are absolutely iShora"''
Yes, sir"
"But of what use is an absolutely -
norant man? Wha. would you propose
10 do?'
"Write articles on the tariff.
The proprietor caught a quick orea',''
placed one hand on the table 10 s'e"",
himself. and said: "Of course w"n'
you. but am surprised to see that !o II
have resigned Your seat in Congress
-ArkanSaW TraUeier.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-05-22
NOT A LUXURY.
why the Principal Mesi OF the Day sho"s
he FinIshs with Dessert

vhv the Principal Meal OF tho Day shonis
be Finished with y Dessert.
Many housekeepers look upon ali des-
,ert in the light of luxuries; others draw
the line at dishes that call for eggs.
Now. some dessert dish, If properly
made. should form part OF every din
ner. If fruit is not to be served. Even
with fruit, some people require sugar.
When no dessert is provided, greater
quantity of meat and vegetables must
be eaten to satisfy the demands OF ma
ture. For some this is all right, but for
the majority of folk certain amount oil
supal and starch is necessary. Children
should not be deprived OF this KIND o.
food. Even for the poor it is econom-
ical to provide q simple dessert.
In arrang ng for a dinner, plan a
light dessert when the rest OF the meal
IS to be substantial. On the other hand,
VIII n the main part of the dinner is to
be lioht. let the dessert be hot and sub
stantial. For example, if the first part
of the meal cons SITS of cold meat and
vegetables, or hash and one vegeta-
bic, strive hot apple pudding for des-
sert. A good one can be made OF pint
of flour, pr pared as for cream of-tartal
b scuit. rolled thin and filled with pared
and quartered apples. then steamed for
two hours, and served with mola SEES OF
sugar sauce. Or. the apples may be
put into a stewpan with a little water
ar d sugar, or little molasses, stewed
for few minutes. covered with the
biscuit dough- and cooked for about
twenty minutes longer. No sauce will
be needed with this pudding. Nothing
could BE- cheaper. and it will be very
pala able and wholesome.
Apples may be added to boiled sage
or tapioca, W tn a pleasing result. Soak
cupful of Their tapioca or sage III
three oupfuls of cold water over n ght
then cook it in double boiler for hall
an nour. Add to the contents OF the
boiler one cupful of sugar, half "a tea
spoonful of salt, and two quarts of pared
and quartered apples. Bake in pud
ding dish for an hour and quarter
Cool slightly, and serve with or without
sugar and cream or milk. These pui
dings are so simple that they will not
hurt even an invalid.-Good House
keeping.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-05-22
PuNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

The man who went to the country
rest and change" saws the waters
got most of his change and the landlord
tho rest. 49, Eoston Commercial bulletin.
1T is always safe TO talk about the
weather Ii ones conversation can not
be logical. the next best, OF course, is
for IL to be meteorological - Boston
Transcript.
AN exchange SAYS that folded
newspaper placed under the coat in tho
small OF the back S an excellent substi-
tute for an aoyercoat Now is the time
TO subscr be. -Erdnsptiie Argus.
No Minerva; we are not hankering
for society notes W tn very large
sized hank. Plan everyday bank
notes arc rich enough for our blood -
The Ratchet.
Minnesota taxes dogs at their APP
praised value. aud the $4,000 in the
State foot up $4,000 The lowest
figure for any canine is ninety-two
cents.
20. do not take from me the
past, walls the poet. Rest easy, son,
nobody wants your past each has his
want is n mortgage on the future, a
good fat one and fully secured. 49, Fhila-
de.i,hia taH.
-''Beholl how great matter little
kindleth," The teiegraphic report
1.-The Puritan Rugged the Genesta
the way down tho bay to the whist
Z buoy IS sad to have led TO three
.atrlmonisl engagements in a Western
town. -Spriagheld Union.
Who came out ahead? Mrs. Smith
was read ny in a paper sc 'entists say
TIM way to sleep is to think of nothing.
when SIN tn broke in; IL should say
that YOU would steep all the time, my
dear. mo doubt" Mrs Smith re-
sponded. for | think a gooo deal OF
you. "-Bovton Budget.
1t is no use to talk to man about
the beauties of the ever sounding sea
and the joyousneSs OF its silvery sands
when he has Just come back from Il sea-
$ ID hotel where he has had to sleep on
a shelf in clothes-closet and had to
keep Il tack hammer under ms pillow
to k Ii the bugs with. fall Rtcer Her
aid.
A young housekeeper asks the
Norristown Hera'd how to keep the
ia ce of p es from soaking into the
under cru,ts. To which the editor re-
plies: Our cul nary education is ex-
trcmely limited, but we should think
that lining the under crust with sheet
ron would nicely overcome the Diff
Guilty.
The faithful pump handle
How dear tn his heart was the pump In the
back yard
Whore the milk he'd diluted until il looked
The bundle the spout, and the pals that the
hlaGkguard
With the chalky white mixture the bot
toms q strew.
o, the Old wooden handle,
The iron bound handle,
The worm eaten handle,
That stood in the yard.
boston Budget.