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The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

SICK HEADACHE and Q sensation of oppression and dullness in the head, are very commonly produced by indigestion; morbid desponden
 cy, durability and over sensitive ness of the nerves may, in a majori- ty Of cases, be traced to the same cause. Dr. J. II. McLean's Liver and Kidney Balm and Pillets will positively cure. tf
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

THE "Llfe of the flesh is the blood thereof" pure blood means healthy functional activity and this bears with 1t the certainty of quick restor
 ation from sickness or accident. Dr. J. H. McLesn's Strengthening Cor dial and Blood Purifier gives pure rich blood, and yitalizes and strenth
 ems the whole body. $l.00 per bot, tie. tt
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

THERE are many accidents and diseases which affect stock and cause serious inconvenience and loss to the farmer in his work, which may be quickly remedied by the, use of Dr. J. H. McLean's Volcanic Off Linlment. Il
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

The Gazette very frequently says q good thing, and the following is a sample:
 The man who shows his devotion to his party by joining hands with It's enemles is a man to be sat down on with great emphasis.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

HoN. HENRY PATTERSON made 8 powerful address before the Tariff Reform Club of New York one day last week. He is steeped from one end to the other with tariff reform doctrine. He has written more tariff reform doctrine in the last five years than any man living.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Consumption Surely Cured

To THE EDITOR:-Please inform your read . CTS that have a positive remedy for the above named disease By it's timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cur cal. shal be glad to send two bottles of my remedy FREE Co any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their eN- press and postonlee address. Respectfully. ' T. A. SLOkUM, NJ. C.,i6l Pearl St, t,New York.
 June |
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

THE quality of the blood depends much upon good or bad digestion and assimilation; to make the blood rich in life and strength giving con. stituents, use Dr. J. H. McLean's 8 Strengthening Cordial and Blood Purifier; it will nourish the proper ties Of tho blood from which the ele- ments of vitality are drawn. S1.0C per bottle. u
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
The Five Boys.

T. D. Neader writes: Have five children, and under no circmmstan ces would l be without Dr. Hsiggers' Huckleberry Cordial in my house, especially during the fruit season. The result in it's use is very gratify- ing.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Pine Bluff Press Eagle: Vice President Clark, of the Missouri Pa cific railway, has issued an order requiring the peremptory discharge of all employees who may be found under the influence of liquor, or in saloons whether on or off duty. This is the kind of prohibition that prohibits to large extent.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

It troubles a man who has raced wildly down the station to catch a departing train, to have the train stop just outside the depot and back in again to take on another car
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

IF YOU are suffering with weak or intlamed eyes, or granulated eyelids, you can be quickly cured by using Dr. !. H. McLean's Strengthening
 Eye Salye. 25 cents box, tf
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

MonticeIlonian A man who will submit his name and chances to the people and is fairly and honestly and honestly beaten in the primary elections and then bolts their action and runs as an "independent" is un- worthy the support of the meanest 'T0ter in the land.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Bucklen's Arnfca saIye.

TIE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts, Brnises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilhlains CoFns. and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles. or no pay required. It Is guaran-
 teed 10 give perfect satisfaction, or money re- funded. Price 25 cents per box.
 TORS SALE BY J ". Wells. sept. 14
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

GIT is understood" says the Little Rock Press, "that Col. Fishback will certainly be candidate for govern. or" He is an able man and would make ar efficient officer.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Of Value to Farmers

Is how Mir. J. D. Garland, of Anon g, Texas, expresse his commendation of Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and MulIein for the cure of coughs, colds and consumption.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
The First Symptoms

Of all Lung diseases are much the same feverishness. loss of appetite, sore throat, pains in the chest and back, headache, etc. In few days you may be well. or, on the other hand, you may be down with Pneumonia or galloping Consumption" Run no risks, but begin immediately to take Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
 Several years ago, James Birchard, of Darien, Conn, was severely ill. The doctors said he was in Consumption, and that they could do nothing for him, but advised him. as a last resort, to try Ayers Cherry Pectoral After taking this medicine, two or three months, he was pronounced well man. His health remains good to the present day.
 ]. & Bradley Maiden, Mass, writes "Three winters ago l took severe cold, which rapidly developed into Bronchitis and Consumption. l was so weak that could not sit up, was much emaciated, and coughed necessarily. I consulted several doctors, but they were power less. and all agreed that was ill Con- sumption. At last, friend brought me bottle of Ayers Cherry Pectoral. From the first dose, l found relief. Two bottles cured me, and my health has since been perfect"
 Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
 PREPARED BY
 pr. J. c. Aver & Co.,, Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. Price q six bottles ss.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

TAKE one of Dr J. H. McLean's 8 Little Liver and Kidney Pillets at nj ght before you go to bed and you wi Il be surprised how buoyant and VI gorous you will feel the next day. o nly 25 cents a vial. tf
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

TIE most delicate constitution can safely use Dr. J. H. McLean's Tar Wine Lung Balm; it is sure rem edy for coughs, loss of voice, and all throat and lung diseases. u
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

CoUGHs and colds come unin uted, but you can quickly get rid Of hese, with few doses of Dr. J H. Me Leans Tar Wine Lung Balm. If
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What is the difference bet ween stabbing a man and killing hog? One is assaulting with the intent to kill and the other is killing with the intent to salt,
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
nALrIMoRE. February 5. lssl

mad suffered with bleeding piles for two year., aud take pleasure iD stating that have been entirely cured by the use of one bottle Of Botanic Hood Balm, B. E. B. I eheerfu.ly make this statement for the benefit of the pub- lie. CHAs. REIEHARDT,
 No. 202dFountain St., Baltimore, Md.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why ought the stars to be the best astronomers? Because they have studded the heavens for thous auds of years.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What IS the difference between 8 Jew and a lawyer? The one gets
 his law from the prophets and the
 other gets his profits from the law.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why is the horse the most curious fe eder in the world? He eats best hen he has not bit in his mouth
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

T. A. DoLs, colored, was arrested at Fort Smith last week for for gerry. He forged q number of school warrants on the treasurer.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Irate Student-Don't you ever sweep under the bed, I'd like to know2 Calm Chambermaid-I al, ways do. l prefer it to a dustpan.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Money! Money! Moneyiif

Money to loan on cotton plantations. No usury by way of commission; you get the am ount of money for which you contract. Come and see or write to
 NJ. W. BENJAMIN,
 Room 20, Odd Fellows Block, mch l4. Little Rock, Ark.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Choice evaporated domestic fruits are to day the only articles of farm production which command extrava- gant prices.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Searcy Wheel: Live on corn bread and meat and wear patched clothes in preference to giving a mortgage and let some one own you. Be free man and buy and sell where you please.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Ozark Democrat The prohibi ton democrats of Arkansas see not the slightest excuse for prohibition party movement. They will have none Of it.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

W hen does the rain become too familiar with lady? When it be- gins to pat ter on the back.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Who was the first convict? Adam ; because he was sentenced to hard labor for life.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Commissioners.

We. the undersigned Banks and Bank CTS will pay Prizes drawn in the Louis- Jana State Lotteries which may be pre- sented at our counters.
 LII. .OGLEsBY, Pres. Louisiana Natl B'k Pierre LANAux, Pres. State Natl Bank A BALDWIN, Pres. N. 0. Natl Bank. CARL KoHN, Pres. Union Natl Bank.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

When is a bonnet not bon nett When it beomes lady.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why is Ireland likely to grow rich l? It's capital Dublin (doubling).
 Why IS 1t easy to break into an old mans house? Hts gait is broken and his locks are few,
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Warming Order.
<. L. shinn vs. J. M. Lloyd

J F. shInn Vs. J. M. L0yd.
 The defendant, J. NJ. Loyd, is warned to ap- pear in my court within thirty days and an- swer the complaint of the plaintiff, J. l.. Shnn. w. A. MCKINNEY, J. r.
 Jan. 10, 1888. feb Q
 A GENTS WANTED to Canvas for Ad- A vertising Patronage. small amount of work done with tact and intelligence may produce considerable income. Agents earu several hundred dollars in commissions in a single season and incur personal responsi- bilIty. Enquire at the nearest newspaper of- fee and learn that ours Is the best known and best equipped establishment for placing ad yertisements in newspapers ana conveying to advertisers the information which they re- quire in order to mak their investments wise ly and pro1tably. Men of good address, or women, if well informed and practical. may obtain authority to solicit advertising pat ronage for HIS. Apply by letter to GEO F. HOWELL X Co.,, Newspaper Advertising Bu- reau, 10 Spruce St.. New York, and full par tculars will be sent by return mail.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why is the figure 9 like a pea. cock? It is nothing without its tall.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What does the grocer do with all his things before he sells them! lie gives them weigh.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why is pig the most extraordh- nary animal2 Because you first kill and then cure him..
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
 New Orleans La. rrAsrAADrD That the presence Of Gener- NEMcmCEn als BeauregaTd and Early, who arein charge of the drawings, Is guar antee of absolute fairness and integrity, that the chances are ali equal, and that no one can possibly divine what numbers will draw Prize. :. ali PriIes is GUAKANTEED BY FOUR MA TIONAL BANKS of New Orleans, and the Tickets are signed by the President of an in- stitution whose chartered rights are recogniz- ed Tn the highest Courts; therefore beware Of any limitations or anonymoifs schemes.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
WEG v00SON Bj gI

NNGC vCOSON Blood Elixir Is warranted, is because it is the best Blood Preparation known. It will posi- lively cure all Blood Diseases, purifies the whole system, and thoroughly builds up the constitution. Remember, we guarantee 1t.
 J, NJ. HARKEY &BRo., Druggists.
 Jay Gould's favorite edible is the baked potato. He does not care much for anything except there be some skin to it.
 N NC>> would enjoy your dinner SSN and are prevented by Dys- pepsia, use Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets. They are positive cure for Dyspepsia, h. digestion, Flatulency and Constipation. We guarantee them. 25 and 50 cents.
 JIM. HARKEY X Bro, Druggists.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why do white sheep eat more than black ones2 Because there are more of them.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
TRIED FIVE DOCTORS.
HAwKTNsyfLLK, CA, FeB. 70. 1ss

This is to certify that my wife has been in ose health for eight years. After trying Ave saocEOrs and six or seven different patent med ic8ne six bottles Of your B. E. IT. haa cured her JAMES w. LAsGAsTER. t treats of all blood disorders. Address.
 RTnnn nkTM m. AfIanta
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

MA X and reliable Medicines are the best oSN to depend upon. Acker's Blood FL ixir has been prescribed for years for all i'm purities off the Blood. In every form of Scrof. ulous. Sypbilitic or Mercurial diseases. it is invaluable. For Rheumatism, has no equal
 J. NJ HARKEY & BRO, Druggists
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

How is it known that Adam was 2 provision dealer? He disposed Of a spare rib
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

There is nothing under the sky that can be quite so stuck up as g sheet of stamps, when 1t tries to.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What is the only thing that can live on fire2 A live coal.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

When is a plant like soldier! When it begins to shoot2
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why should magistrate be very coldf Because he represents iast. ice.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

No>>, trife with any Throat or
 OSNs S Lung Disease. If you have Cough or Cold, or the children gre threatened with Group or Whooping Cough, use Ackers English Remedy and prevent further trouble. It is n positive cure, and we guarantee it. Price 10 and DOC JIM. HARKEy & BRo,, Druggists.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What insects does the blacksmith manufacture? He makes the fire- fly
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

When does farmer work a mira cle? When he turns his horse to grass
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What instrument of war does the earth resemble? A revolver.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

Why do you look over g stone wall? Because you cant look tn rough it-
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

NJ MloMN aeEsr's alTszs hsSs B.bs soother at hand. It is the only safe medicine yet made that will remove all infantile disorders. It contains no Opium or Morphine, but gives the child ndturdS ease iron, paiz. Price % cents. Sold by J. M. HARKEY & BRO, Druggists.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

A thrifty farmer says fifty cents, worth of awls, punches, linen thread and shoemaker's wax. will save ten dollars in harness repairs in twelve months.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
FOR A LIFE TIM E.
BLOOD FAINT FROM BIRTH.

It is strange why people who recognize the vAip delnsion that ohey cannot be eur cured. Read how one who had blood poiso
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

When does black and tan dog change his coulor? When he turns to bay.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
100 Doses One Dollar

What ailment may we look for on an oak? An acorn.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

What fish has it's eyes nearest to. gether? The smallest one.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
SUFFERED FROM PILES.

,nze certain anhsrited disorders let them run und
 rd Nlne tenths of "incurable" diseases can poiso fYom birth talks:
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

s1Tg Prizes amounting to............ S55o,ooo Application for rates to clubs should only De made to the office of the Company in New Orleans. ., For further information write clearly, alVlnG fnIt address POSTAL NOTES, Express1 Money orders, or New York exchange in or djnary letter, Currency by Express Cat our expensel addressed
 M. A. DAUPHIN,
 New Orleans, La.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

There is pork in weeds, and man ure too.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
CAPITAL PRIZE, $15O,OOO

uaao hereby certify that we supervise the
 ,a " p s.s, ,ctnents for alithe monthly and Guar aerls drawings of the Louisiana s state de Lot Lot tor,ss Com pany and in person manage ana con tai the drawings themselves, and that the shme are conducted with honesty. fairless, and in good faith toward all pArtirs, ana we authorize the Company to use this eerttb1ate with fac-similes of our signatures attacned,in ifs advertisements
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26
Aadcess Reeistered Letters to

washin gton. D. c.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

srnprecedented Attraction. OOyer half Million Distributed isvj.isa: State Lottery Company
 incorporated in 1868 for 25 years by the Leg iaiature for Educational and charitable pur- noses-with capital of s1, ,CO0-to which a reserye fund of over s550,00O has since been added. . ;.a ,r.,- chse was made part of the present s,sSe ,sTo Constitntion adopted December 2d, A. D., ls.s;
 Ths only Lottery eper voted on and endorSeo 6y tAe people ofanv state.
 n nener scales or postpones.
 ITS GRAND SINGLE NUMBER DRAW, INGs take place monthly, and the Grand Quarterly Drawings regularly every three months March, June Sept: and December,
 A SPLENDID OPPORTCNI- ny TO WIN A FORTUNE. Eleventh GRAND DRAWING GLASS E, IN THE ACADEMY OF MUSIC. NEW ORLEANS. TUESDAY, PEB. 2, 1885, 213th M onthly Drawing. | k0 O(1O.
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

send for our Book of wonders,t uA 1. .
The Russellville Democrat., 1888-01-26

hIRTLE h. IAFN ER-
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18
FOR the SPECTATOR
THE BIRDS REQUEST.

Swiss mountain birds
Once, in the words
Ofsome kind Switzer's pen,
Madethis request.
By hunger pressed.
Ofall the homes of men:
THE winters sore.
Snow covers DER
The wood, and field and farm;
No food we find
Ofany kind,
To ncurish and to warm
"Of one and all,
Fen children small.
Weask for crumbs and seed;
Keep them in tray,
Through all the day,
Where hungry birds may feed"
For doing thus.
Each one ofus
Will, in the coming Spring.
Make constant war.
Both near and far,
On midge of every wing"
AYE, more, anon,
When day is.born,
At eve or curfew time,
Well carroll lays
Thy love toHpraise
In harmony sublime
Enough to say.
That right away
The little birds were fed,-
That in the Spring
They came to sing,
And do the best they said.
Andnow again,
On hill and plain
A winter rest we see,
And birds have need
OF bread and seed.
Which hunger just as we.
Then for the same,
And in the name
OF birds this side the sea,
We make request,
And do attest
You shall remembered be.
R. M. FUTILE
Montgomery City, Mo-. Dec. q. 1887.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18

BEAUTY OF VIRGINIA GrRLs.-I know
not whether it is the simplicity of their
lives and horseback riding; whether it is a
beneficent gift of these high attitudes, or
what. but the women generally are posses-
sors of the most transcendently fine COM
plexions 1 ever saw. Nor is their beauty
entirely superficial either. They have
to a large degree that highly desirable
quality which is SO universally admired
aud, unfortunately, SO rare in America
good conversational voices. The manners,
too, have q peculiar charm, distinctively
their own. as fresh and graceful an the wild
honeysuckle that nowhere else grows so
abuudantly and beautifully as on their
wooded hills.-American Magazine.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18
The Beauty of Woman

is her crown of glory. But alas how quick
ly does the nervous debility and chronic
weakness of the sex cause the bloom of
youth to pass away, sharpen the lovely
features, and emaciate the rounded form
There is but one remedy which will restore
the faded roses and bring back the grace of
youth. It is DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Pre-
scription," sovereign remedy for the dis
eases peculiar to females 1t is one of the
greatest boons ever conferred upon the hu-
man race, for it preserves that which is
fairest and dearest to all mankind-the
beauty and the health of woman.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18
A SurenThing.

There are very few things in this life of
which we may be absolutely certain, but
this is one of them that DR.. Pierce's
pheasant Purrative Pellets" have no equal
as cathartic in arrangement of the liver,
and their action is pleasant. Purely vege-
table and perfectly harmless. 25 cents
vial. All druggists.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18
DAILY.
SOUTHWARK
Standard Time,
18th Meridian

No. has Pullman Buffet Sleeper New York
to Chattanooga, without change, via Harris
Durg, HagerstOwn. and Roanoke: also makes
connection at Hagerstown with fast mail from
Baltimore.
No. has through connection from Philadel-
phia via Harrisburg and G. V. Railroad, and
from Baltimore via w M. r. r.
CONNECTIONS.
At Hagerstown, Md, with the Western Mary
land Railroad to and from Baltimore, Freder-
ick, Emmittsburg. Gettysburg, Penmar,
Waynesboro, Pa, and points on the Western
Marylaad Railroad and branches.
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
from Harrisburg. Carlisle, Shippensburg,
Chambersburg, Mercersburg Martinsburg, and
points on the Cumberland Valley Railroadand
branches.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the West and
Northwest, and Boston, New York, Philadel-
phia and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, w. Va, with Main
Line of Baltimore Ohio Railroad to ana from
the West.
No 8 makes close connection at Waynesboro'
Junction with G. & o, Ry. East and West
bound trains.
At Loeb Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke, with Norfolk & Western Rail-
road.
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Boyce. for MillwOod and Winchester Va
AtTroutville for Fincastle
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18

Lexington Division trains run by Central
time Main Line trains east OF Huntington
run by Eastern time. which is one hour faster
than Central time.
No. /. daily except sunday, between Oid
Paint Norfolk and Clifton Forge. The train
eaving Old Point Saturday morning, runs
only TO Huntington.
No. 2 daily except Sunday. The train leav
ing Louisville and Cincinnati on Saturday
runs only to Clifton Forge, where 1t lays over
until Monday morning.
for Ashland, KY.
No. leaves Ashland daily at 7l0 a. M for
Clifton Forge.
Pullman Sleeping Cars on all through trains.
Old Dominion Steamships leave Norfolk
Monday Tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday, and
Saturday, $3.50 P NJ, for New York.
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage Checks. apply 20
any Office of G. q o. R'y; or Depot or ticket
Office of connecting lines.
W. G. WICKHAM H. w. FULLER.
Receiver Gen'l Pass'r Agent
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18
TO BUY

RYHA Sea Wonders exist in thousands of
llEkp forms, but are surpassed by the marvels
AAkt of invention. Those who are in need OF
profitable work that can ba done while
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Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18

Why let the baby suffer and perhaps die,
when bottle of DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup
would at once relieve it and effect a cure.
Only 25 cents bottle.
Persons of sedentary habits, and over
everwork find in Lsxador a specific for
want of appetite, palpitation, debility, con-
stipation and many other ailments. At all
druggists Price % cents.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1888-01-18

When respected deacon nudged som-
nolent worshiper with the contribution box,
the sleepy individual awoke partially smil-
ed, and murmured 81 don't smoke" and
drapped off again.