New-York tribune., 1888-04-19
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THE TALK OF The DAY

"Good Housekeeping offers q przo OF $50 each
for q tho best Buffalo Bug Extngusher, the oest
Bed Bug Finsher, the best Moth Eradicator ana the
best Fly and Flea Exterminator.' Here Is chance
for the younger generation of literary asprants who
are trying in vain to get into the great monthly mag
azines.
Southern cities have their own troubles The
Mayor OF Ty-Ty, Ca, having got Job as trainmsn
In neighborng city, has thrown up his office, and
dark, horrd chaos staros the citizens in the face
She Knew the ROpes.-Young Man 70 visitor from
out Of town)-The opera Miss Gotham, has given mo
She (coFalaylE you like Nj, ,.rNis W,sssn S,t, r.v
York, Miss Gotham, shall have to ask you to-er
few moments later they were seated in Del
mOnicO's.-(The Epoch.
The Paris papers will have their Joke. "Fgaro'
announces that Mr. W. X. Vanderbilt's celebrated
cook is not cook at all, but head walter
Robert Grant, the novelist, has been nominated for
a Water Commissioners IN Boston. His friends say
that he will not be milk and water Commissioner by
any
Clara, are you going with me to the Y P s c. E.,
aaNo Katy, I. d. 7. L S.
al don't think shalL'
sociablc with him. and then he Is going with me to tho
aoh, poohi 1 think you are J. A. NJ. A Y. @. Be
Just as moan as you can bes-tsprngaad
Union
Kentucky has over twenty pauper counties, an
empty treasury, o common school system that would
be disgrace to any Northern or Western State, on
account of want Of funds to carry It on properly.
The Democratic majority has been falling of steadily
for several years. The Republicans have gained
three members Of Congress, and five or six districts
are doubtful the workngmen Justly indignant at
the dsgraceul ending Of the ThoebeCarisle contested
election case and the people generally are crying for
change. Taking all this Into consideration, would
anybody be surprised to Kentucky break away
from the Solid South and give Republican majority
this falll
"He kissed her under the rose,'"
Is how the poet wrote It
she kissed her under the nose'
is how the printer got it
p s.-A printer knows a good deal moro than q
poet about the practical affairs OF Life sometimes
Washington Critic.
recent Georgia coon hunt resulted In tho capture
of four ooons, three 'possums and six rabbits when
the dogs encountered den Of skunk, and the party
became demorallzed and fed preoipately.
Curious Coincidenoes.II see,' no said as he laid
aside paper be had been reading in tobacco store,
Sthst q very curious thing happened in Iowa the
Some one asked him what # was.
"The wind blew over a house,
aOn that very same night the wind blew under my
house, hundreds Of nilos distant '-(Detroit Freo
Press
Students Of both sexes arc admitted to McGn
College, Toronto but they instructed In separate
classes This does not suit tho young women, who
have Just signed petition asking for absolute CO.
education.
Deafness a Pleasurc,-"I am told, sir, that you
are quito hard Of hearing"
"Your information was correct but what about
itfn
81 can cure deafness In month, and II can't cure
you will charge nothing
aWhy, wouldn't be cured for thousand dollars
1You wouldn'tl Why not !"
"My daughter plays me piano"-tI4ncoln Journal
"The Baltimore American says that In 1854 Mr.
Blaine had tho pulpit, and this year no has Dcpew.
An effort Is being made to raise 100000 for tho
permanent endowment Of tho American School OF
Classical Studies at Athens DR.. Charles Waldstein,
Of this CITY, has consented to accept the position OF
director of the school on condition that this sum is
raised before the end Of July.
"An old smoker regards ring making VICIOUS
habit e. sp dsrsGts or. %f to5aec @ anu this does not
apply TO the cigarette smoker, OF course Ho has
no und to distract: and there is no tobacco In MS
cigarette to enioy.-(Norristown Herald