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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1888-05-05
HUMOROUS DRIFTW0OD.

| The dress circle-The belt.
at all eyents-Tie prominent citizen.
| Ground hogs-Western land grab.
bers.
An exhaustive article--A stomach
pump.
The forger loves to write with a steal
pen.
Don't ask a blacksmith to give up
his pet vice.
| A matter of great interest-6 per cent
q month.
The daughters of millionaire all
! have fine figures.
The only dairy which does not use
| water TO excess is the dromedary.
| There is one man who always draw
the line somewhere, and that is q sur.
veyor.
A late book is entitled 'sHalf Hours
with Insects" What lively half
hour one can have with wasp.
The philosopher says: "AVise men
men hesitate" Perhaps that is why
SO few men are in any haste to pay their
bills.
A searcher after truth wants to know
"why it is, with so many negroes dying,
nobody ever sees black ghost?''
Couucil: ''What is the plaintiffs at.
titude as to this question" Witness:
"Recumbent. Lies about it constantly"
No matter how selfish doctor may
be, he is always man of feeling. He
invariably feels the pulse OF his pa.
TENTS.
In Paris there are said to be people
who make living by waking people ur
in the morning. They must do rous-
Ing business.
II can't go to JAIL" said a funny va
grant, 81 have no time" 1.-The court
provides that" said the Judge. II give
you ten days.
some people are always behindhand.
Some day one of these fellows will neg
lect to die until a week or so after his
own funeral.
If you wish to fatten young baby,
what should you do with it?-Throw it
out of the window, and it will come
down plump.
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CTATE OF MINNESOTA: County Of Henne:
- pin. District Court, Fourth 9th Judicial
District.
Jacob Yanz. Chauncy NJ. Griggs and Seth X.
Howess, cc-partners, as YAM. criggs u Howes,
plaintiffs, VS. Frank Rice, defendant.
The State of Minnesota. to the above-named de-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned and required to an
swer the complaint of the plaintiff in the above
entitled action, OF which a copy is hereto, an
nexed and herewith served upon you, and to
serve a copy Of your answer t. the said com com
plant on the subscribers, at their Office in the
city of Minneapolis, in said county, within
twenty days after the service of this summons
upon you exclusive of the day of such service;
and if you fail to answer the said complaint
within the time aforesaid, the plaintiffs in this
action will take Judgment against you for the
sum of Twenty-Five hundred and foroy-six dol
lars and ninety-two cents, with interest at the
rate of seven per cent per annum from the LIST
day of February. 1883, together with the costs
and disbursements of this action.
Dated February 18th, 1888.
MOVES L. MCGEE,
Plaintiffs Attorneys, Minneapolis, MINI,
To the above named defendant: Notice is here
by given that the complaint in the above entitled
action was fled in the Office Of the Clerk of the
District Court of Hennepin County, Minnesota,
on the 18th day of February, 1855.
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CATHOLIC NEWS.
RELIGIOUS NOTES.

The annual meeting of the Catholi
Protective Society of Iowa will be helt
at Waterloo, June 20. It is expected tina
there will be large attendance from
all parts of the State.
The London Chronicle says the Pop,
is about to Issue document inviting
priests throughout the world to cele-
brate on the last Sunday in September
a solemn Mass for souls in purgatory
as the browning memorial of his jubl
lee.
a Catholic orphan asylum is to be
erected in Grand Rapids, Mich. The
building will be five stories high, Of
brick, costing $4,000, and work will
be commenced Immediately. The late
John Clancy lief. $4,000 for the pur,
pose, and the balance has peen raised
by subscription.
The priests of the diocese of Louis
vile have subscribed for the purchase
Of a magnificent pectoral cross and
ring for Bishop Ryan Of Alton, and a
committee has been appointed to re-
present them on the occasion Of the
conservation and to make the form al
presentation.
Major john d. Kelly, of Brooklyn, is
at the head of a movement TO induce
Catholic immigration to Southern
States. a convention is announced to
take action IN the matter. Invitations
have been sent to all the governors Of
Southern States, to the presidents and
commissioners Of southern railroads,
an; TO Catholic prelates throughout
the south
On holy Thursday, in Vienna, the
Emperor, the Crown Prince, and ali
the Arch dukes assisted at the usual
ceremony Of washing the fest CT twelve
poor men. the Oldest Of whom was 81
and the youngest 81, their combined
ages amounting to 1854. The cores.
pontting ceremony with twelve women
did not take place, owing to tue alb
sence from Austria Of the Empress; but
gifts were distributed instead.
On Sunday, May 6, the dedication of
st. Johns collegiate church of Creigh-
ton college, Omaha, win take place.
The interior Of The ediice is now ELL
tirely completed. Beautiful stained
glass windows costing $1,000 are ready
in place and present quite a variety of
religious subjects. The nigh altar
was given IN memory Of his late wife
by Hon. John a. McShane, M. G., and
is of coiored marble and onyx. Rt.
Rev. James O'Connor. bishop of
Omaha, will perform the dedication
ceremony, assisted by a large number
of the local clergy.
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AGRICULTURAL.

Often at this season of the year milk
will seem to lose some Of it's richness in
quality, or the COWS will be in some de-
gree off condition. This can sometimes
be remedied by a little variation in the
food ration from that which has been
given almost uniformly throughout the
winter.
No one need expect to get sound,
healthy chickens from eggs laid by hens
that have been coddled into good-for-
nothingness all through the winter
months. The constitution as we'll as
the other charac teristics of chicken
is determined by the health and condi-
ton Of its parents. .,s5
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Short Instructions for Low Mass.

N. \. Freeman journal.
TDeliverel by the Rev. James Dono-
zoe, rector Of the church Of ST. Thomas
Aquinas, Brooklyn, N, x.
THE HOLY EUCHA RIsT--1'ls HISTORY.
DEAR People: For more than a
thousand years the whole Christian
Church, without enc dissentienl voice,
believed in the real presence OF Jesus
Christ in the Holy Eucharist. Where
ever the Apostles preached the Gospel
affairs were erected, and bread and
wine were changed in the Sacrifice of
the Mass into the body and blood of
our Saviour. In the early days Of per-
secution, the places where Mass was
said were very humble. st. Peter at
Rome and st. Thomas in India offered
the Holy Sacrifice in houses that were
both poor and primitive. For three
hundred years Mass was said in the
Catacombs, hollow spaces sco0ped out
of the tufa in aud around the Eternal
City Frequently priests, at the risk Of
their lives, rushed into the prisons and
there said Mass, in order to give Com
xnunion to the Christian prisoners on
the day of their martyrdom. Persecu-
5ion having ceased and the F,mperors
having become Christians, the basili-
cas- of Rome, vast halls devoted to com.
merce and justice, were turned into
churches and fitted up with affairs,
where every morning the bishop or
priest said Mass. For nearly twelve
hundred years no hereto ever dared to
call iato question the dogma Of the
Real Presence. In the course of time
Berengarius, Archdeacon of Anglers,
encouraged by King Henry l., Of
France, for purposes of his own,
preached novel theory on the Sacra-
ment of the Altar, plainly at variance
with the teaching Of the Church. Ro.
man and other Councils at once con-
demned his tenets. He recanted and
relapsed several times. TIE Kings
support having been withdrawn, he
published a final recantation in the
year 1885, He died on the feast of the
Epiphany, after giving utterance to
this remarkable and pathetic sentences:
ssTo-day being the feast of His mani
Hesitation, my Lord Jesus Christ will
appear to me, as hope, to raise me to
glory for my repentance, or, as I fear.
to punish me for the heresy l have
been instrumental in spreading"
In the sixteenth century, Luther, an
apostle monk, the founder Of Protes-
jantism, said that he would like to dis
believe in the Real Presence, but that
he was restrained from so doing by the
plain, explicit language Of Holy Scrip
ture, the tradition of the Church an6
the teaching Of the Fathers. Calvin,
for whose private life Protestants have
an undisguised contempt, although
they adopt his teaching, was holder
than Luther. He maintained that Our
Saviour was not really present in the
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SUMMONS

SUMMONS.
GTATE OF MINNES0 OLA, County of Hcnne-
~ pin, ss.-Discrict Court, Fourth Judicial Dis
trict.
Samuel Bliss, plaintiff, VS. Frank Rice. defend
ant.
The State OF Minnesota to the above named de-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned and required to
answer the complaint Of the Plaintiff in the
above entitled action, Of which copy is here
to annexed and herewith served upon you, and to
on the sut,scrhers, at their Office i'll the city Of
Minneapolis in said county, within twenty days
after the service Of this summons upon you ex-
elusive OF the day Of such services sd if you fail
aforesaid tbs Plaintiff in this action will take
judgment against you for tho sam of seven hum
bred and forty -ollo dollars and twenty-seyen
cents, with interest at the rate OF per cent per
annurn from the list Gay Of February, 1888, to-
gether with the costs and disbursements of this
action.
Dated February 17th, 1883.
MOVES g. MCGEE
Plaintiffs Attorneys Minneapolis Mimi.
To the above named defendant: Notice is here e;
action was fled in the Office Of the Clerk of the
District Court Of Hennepin County, Minnesota,
On the Dist day ,,f February, 1885
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SUMMONS.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, county Of Henne.
y pin, District court, Fourth Judicial Dis
trict
Almina Merrill, Plaintiff, VS. William Merrill,
Defendant.
The State of Minnesota to the above named de-
PENDANT: You are hereby. summoned and re-
the above entitled action, which IS filed in the
Office of the Clerk of the District Court Of the
Fourth Judicial District in and for the county
of Hennepin and state of Minnesota, and to
on the subscriber at his ofhcein Minneapolis in
said county within 80 days after the service upon
you exclusive of the day of such service, and if
time aforesa the plaintiff in this action will APP
ply to the court for The relief demanded in the
complaint.
y, - $3.50 - ALBERT =KNITTLE.
I2lainf;ff,s "a ttornau Minneannlia MINI
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NnrInE TO CREDITORS

In pursuance Of ;.n order Of L. Won Schlegell
Judge of Probate for the County of Hcnnepin
by given to all persons having claims against Ed
ward Donlin, late of the City of minneapolis III
the County. Of Hennepin, and State Of Minnesota.
dec that sad Judge Of pro5at1 vii attend
claims. at his office in tho city of Minneapolis in
sait County, on the fist Mondays in October and
November 1883, at 10 o'clock &. IN, eaci, OF
said days, and that six months from the date of
said order has been allowed and limited for the
creditors Of said deceased to present their claims
ns:si nst the said deceased to the said Judge OF
Probate, for his examination and approval.
Dated this 9Th day Of april, 1883.
JANE $. DONLlN.
Executrix.
J. F.. COnR1GAN
Attorney for EStHte.
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SUMMONS.

MOVES & MCGEE,
Attorneys.
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PRORATE N0pTNE,

PROBATE NOJ'IUE.
s,.TATE OF MINNEsOTA, County Of Henne-
- Ioin--Probate Court.
In tho matter of the estate of Patrick
Duly, deceased.
On reading and filing the final account OF
Matthew Walsh. executor OF the LAST viii and ,es-
lament OF said deceased, and his petition pray
ing for the allowance Of said account and for q
decree assigning the resdne OF said estate To
persons by law entitled to the same:
1t is ordered, That said petition be heard ut Il
special term OF this court, TO be held at the
court house in the city of Minneapolis, in said
county, On lcnday, the 21st day of May, 1888,
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon: and that notice
Of snch hearing be given to all persons inter-
estcd, by publishing this order at least oace in
each week for three successive weeks prior to
said day of hearing. in The Irish Standard, u
newspaper printed ano published in said
county.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 23rd day of April,
1898.
BY the Court: r. Won SCHLEG ELL,
Judge Of Probate.
J. q. QUINN, Attorney for Executor.
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PROBATE NOTICE,

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County OF Henne-
~ pn-Probate Court.
In the matter Of Proving the alleged Last VIII
aud Ties ament OF Thomas Fagan, deceased. -
WHEKEAs. Rev. Henry McGorick. of the
County OF Henuepin, has lately delivered to the
Probate Court Of the County OF Hennepin, an
instrument in writing, purporting to be the
Last viii aud Testament Of Thomas Pagan,
Of said county, deceased, and has applied to
said Probate Court for the probate thereof:
Itis ordered that said application be heard and
the proofs OF said alleged will be taken at q
special term Of this court. to be held at the
court house, in the city Of Minneupo}is, i'll said
county. on Monday, the 2]st day OF May,
1883, ut ten o'clock in the forenoon, and that
notice OF such hearing be given to ul persons
Interested. by publishing this order at leas:
weeks prior t; said day Of hearing.
in The Irish Standard. a newspaper printed
and published in said comfy.
Dated st Minneapolis, this 23d day Of April,
1885.
BY the Court: r. Won sCHLEtaE ELI,
Judge Of Probate.
QUINN & BRIGGS, Attorneys for Estate
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Minneapolis, Mi
SIT NJ MONS

STATE, OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin yss. District Court. Fourth Judicial
District.
Charles II. Finks. plaintiff, against Alice 81.
Finks, defendant.
The State of Minnesota, to the above named de-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19

THE democratic members of the house met in caucus last night to consider the length of time during which the debate on the tariff bill shall continue. The caucus was we'll attended, 1O1 members being pre- sent, including Speaker Carlisle and MT Randall The proceedings were confined to expressions of opinion as to the length of time to be allowed for the tariff debate. There was no spirit of controversy de- veloped, and very moderate tone charac- terized all the speeches on the subject. It was generally admitted that the republican minority should have the fullest and freest opportunity to discuss and amend the pending bill, and the caucus closed by ad- opting the following:
 Resolved, that the democratic members of the Ways and Means committee be re ouested to confer with their associates or the committee and endeavor to reach al agreement as to the time during which de bate on the tariff bill shall continue
 It is the understanding that another eau GUS will be held after the democrats of tn of the Ways and Means committee shal have ascertained the feeling of their repub lican associates in the matter, at which
 definite order of business will be arranged
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19
sAPRIL HOPES
Hartford Times


 The Louisiana election, which proves to be more sweeping democratic victory than even the friends of Governor Nichols expected, had been hopefully regarded, it seeems, by republicans and their adjutors as promising event for helping them to trumpet the downfall of Cleveland The New York Tribune seemed to be quite hopeful of 25 ,O00 majority for Warmoth And it's helper, the New York Sun, also felt hopeful. The latter paper said on the day of the election:
 The result of the state election in Louisiana to- day will throw some light upon the important question whether the republicans can count on a break in the solid south next November. Dls- satisfaction with the tariff policy of the Cleve- land administration is rife in Louislana and any marked decrease in the democratic majority for governor will be significant. It will point to more serious loss in the presidential electlon should the tariff be the issue. The tariff schedule proposed by MT. Mills affects the Louisiana inter l ests more heavily than in the case of any other southern state. Well. The majority for Cleveland was 1 15, 735; while now it is increased apparent . ly to 30,000!
 Madison Wells, of returning board in fanny, run the machine for Warmout. Re suit: Thousands of disgusted republicans openly voted the democratic ticket.
 Cleveland is the coming man. Don forget that fact, Bro. Dana.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19

the republicans dirty work. With the most circumstantia1 detail, and amid the laughter of the galleries and the senators MT. Vest related the facts of Sherman's s lawyers sending money to this livery stable keeper (Cassanaye), to ward otf an execu- ton against his property obtained by the lawyer who kept him and his colleagues out of the penitentiary for their actions while members of the returning board
 Mir. Sherman's two great speeches at Nash vile and Springdeld-the one full o1 honeyed words for the men of the south
 the other teeming with hatred for them was also read by MT. Vest. Sherman al l the time was very nervous, and when ne
 replied, although he explained and denied
 he did so in stammering tones. He wal
 plainly worried, and the more so by al
 opinion let fall by the Missouri senator
 that Blaine was sure to be the next nom l inee of the republicans
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19
I.AIJNCHED AND AFLOAT.

The deceased wifes sister bill was passed yesterday by the house of commons. This will save the British nobleman the bother of running away with her.
 Senator Sherman was in his prime along about 1867, and many words of wisdom may be found in his speeches made then. For instance, he told the senate that every duty on imported merchandise gives to the domestic manufacturer an advantage equal to duty" He would not say that now, be. cause he is candidate for President, and his party is busy trying to dece1eve the people,
 It has been the custom in the United States senate for each member to contri bute $1O towards wedding gift for th' bride of senator who married while II office. Somebody has just recalled thu custom and finds that the usual tribute ha not yet been paid to Mrs Hawley The IT oversight will be remedied at once. Ter dollars apiece from the senators amount to s750, sum which is sufficient to pur chase magnificent present.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19

o. l.. PRUDEN, assistant private secre- tary to the president, was before the house committee on printing yesterday to explain the circumstances connected with the binding of President Cleveland's marriage certificate at the government printing office. MT Pruden said that the certificate Ca very elaborate and handsome one) had been gotten up by himself and taken to the public printing office, where it had been bound in elegant covers. It had been delivered to the president several months after his marriage. The president knew nothing of the binding until recently, when he had been told about it by MT Richardson, the chairman of the commit tee on printing. MT Pruden further said that it had been customary to have private work for the president done at the govern ment printing office during past admins trations, but that when President Cleve- land discovered this fact he had ordered the practice discontinued.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19
THURSDAY. APRIL 19. 1888.
Democratic State Convention,

The democratic electors of the state are hereby notified to choose delegates in ac- cordance with the rules herewith append ed to attend state convention to be held at Allyn hall in Hartford on
 WEDNESDAY, MAY 3, 1888. at 10 o'clock a. m. The convention will elect four delegates at large-one for each congressional district-and each congres sional district will by itself choose two delegates The twelve delegates thus cleo ted-four at large and eight by districts will represent the democratic party of Connecticut ill the national convention to be held at St Louis on Tuesday, the oth day of June next.
 fndependent and conservative electors of this state who favor economy in the ad ministration of the government and the equal rights of all citizens under the con stitution, and all persons who are Tn favor of perpetuating the policy and ideas of the democratic party as ex- emplifed by Grover Cleveland, are cor dially invited to act with the democratic organization in the selection of delegates and the election to follow.
 RULES FOR THE ELECTION OF DELEGATES.
 I. All caucuses in the several towns for the anpointment of delegates to the con- yention shall be held at least seven days before the meeting of the state convention.
 3. It shall be the duty of the secretary of each caucus to send copy of the cred entials of the delegates to the state con yention from his town to the chairman o1 the democratic state committee, at least five days before the convention, and the chairman of the democratic town commit. tee of each town is instructed to see thai this rule is carried out; and the state com mittee shall report to the convention a soon as possible after it's organization a complete list of delegates as 1t may b' able to procure.
 3. The state convention shall be called to order by the chairman of the state com mittee at 10 o'clock a. m., and the temPor ary officers of the convention shall be des ignated by the state committed.
 4. The democratic state committee shal be in session the night before the stat convention, to decide upon the claims o contesting delegations whenever both par ties agree to be bound by the decision 0 the committee.
 MICHAEL F. DooLEY. Chairman.
 GEORGE E. SILL, Secretary.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19
N. H. & H. Railroad Time Table.

Trains Leave Waterbury ss Follows: New York-5.3o s-a6 Io54 a. m.: a4s 7si D. m
 Sunday. AIS p. m.
 Return 5. S. a m. l. {. 5.35 D m- New Hayen-5.S0. sa6 Io.54 a. m.; e.<s. T.sI pm. Return. 7.I5. 9.52 a. m. 1, s.sc, 545. 7.3o pm. Bridgeport-5.ao, se6, 1o.s4 a. m; a4s. s.si; Sun
 day, 4. 15 D. m.
 Return 7.1s, a56 a. m.; a.s1. s.4o. 7.ss D. m.:
 Sunday. 7-5o Ansonia-S.so. sse. 1o54 a. m-, a.zs. 7-sI p. m.;
 Sunday. AIS p.
 Return. 7-54. 10-33 a. m.; 3DS, 6-25, SIS D. m;
 Sunday. S-26 a. m- Watertown-6So s.5s. If.a2 a. m.; 4Io, 6Ie, T.as p
 m.. Saturday. SIS D.
 Return 6.30, 1.55 I0f5 a. m.: 2.0s. 525, 643
 p. m. Saturday, 800 p. m. Thomaston-S4s 11.17 a. m.: s.5-, T.Io D. m.; Sun
 day, BIO a. m.
 Return, 7.5s, Io.s7 a. m; aIs, s.57 p. m.:
 Sunday, $50 D. m. Torrington-s4s 11.17 a. m; s5T, 7.Io p. m; Sum- Return, 7.s4, Io.o4 a. m.; L4s, esa D. m; Sunday, 326 p. m. winsted s4s 11-I7 a. m-; s-57, 7.1o p m; Sunday 910 a. m. Return, T1a s.4o a. m: 1eo, s.1o p. m; Sun day, 800 p. m. o. M. SHEPARD, General sup.t c. T. HAMPSTEAD. General Pass Agent
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1888-04-19

John Sherman put his foot in it yesterday
 when he tried to prove in the senate cham
 Der that Hayes was fairly elected to the presidency in 1876. Senator Vest was altogether too much for Sherman, and backed up as he was by indisputable proofs of the great fraud, made uphill work for Sherman The democratic members of the senate patted Mr. Vest on the back and coached him on. On the other hand, the republican senators gathered around Sherman and endorsed every word he said about Hayes, although many of them looked disgusted. Senator Vest, having the popular side of the controversy, re- ceived all the applause. He caused ar outburst of merriment at Sherman's ex
 pense when he read the names of the ia
 nous returning board, and how every one them, with the exception of eolorec livery stable keeper, had been rewarded with a federal office in return for doing