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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-09
Personal sights kexgus

CHICAGO, August She executive
council of the recently incorporated
Persona Rights League effected an Or
ganization by the eleotiou of officers to-
day. w. Il. Dyreafurth vas elected
president. In scce oring the presidency.
he delivered an adde's setting forth
the ooJa3ts Of the ieGgue. He declared
tne organizers and members of the
league, whlie strongly IN favor OF tenn
perAnce are opposed to prom oitiOn 90
beiIg lmprAc.i0!e and degrading, and
aimed at personal rights. Being Cp-
posed TO prohibition a, principle. they
are naturally opposed to having the IL
tolerant aCVoC2tes OF that principle
obtaining SUCH control or influence
IN politics as may give them an cppor-
tunity 70 inJrojucs laws in the interest
of the exercise OF personal righte. The
manufacture OF aii0hutlc beverages
shoala Us SIr;ciiy under C n,r,I OF the
auth Grlt,es, aAd stringent measures
should o. adopted 80 pv,v u adustrT&
lion % food produced. ! mnus ether
aiius Of 6hs le4guo are tn prevention
of corruption IF the prs9s snG pUIAos,
purifying the adtuiIjs ration OF puuliC
insnCss, aud the repression Of trusts
and like monupolisp The ieague or
gaYization has extended to several Of
tbo larger cities rhroa ghont the east
and the mem bars nip il constantly IN
creasiHg. The President said the
prospects 50 far. weIe very fasteriny
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Tho Trunk Murder.

81. LOUIS, August S.-The matter Of
granting further respite to BROOKS alias
Maxwell, was heard this afternoon by
Governor Moorehoass as ths executive
office in jefferson City. Arguments
were made and pspsrs presented by
Messrs. Martin & FonElaroy, attorneys
OF Brooks. and the proceedings ex-
tended over several hours. Evidence was
introduced tending TO snow thai two OF
the Jurors wra unlaly preiadictd
against Maxwell. also a dispatch from
the British minister to Martin IL Font
leroy, asking them 10 inform inc Gov
eraor that bhe. REQ 2est ot tan B-it:sa
government had been made direct TO
him through the Secretary of Stste.
Governor Moorehouse gives decision
;o-mOrro@ III rsalug.
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| may wlyhin ten days from such con-
vieticn np2esl To the judge Of the
district coust for ths dist -ics. a cer.i
| lied COPY CT the judgment ahail ne
made, am e may us executed b Ihe
marshal Of tbe district, or any OH eer
! having tha authority OF Inc mars 8i
uuCer the provisions of This section:
and in Ill such eases the person who
| brought Or aided IN bringing su1h per
son into the United States, ghsll be
| Liable 10 the government CT the Uni ed
| States for all necs sseYy expenses in-
CURED III such investigation and re-
Inoval. srd all peace officers OF the
several States and Territories az the
United states ere invested with the
same authority III reference to CARRYING
out the provisions Ct this &C: as the
| n'arshal o: deputy marshal OF the
United States, and shall be- entitled to
like compeD' alton.
The s nste then cseded TO The
consideration of the fisheries treaty in
open executive session, and was ad .
dressed by Evarts in Opposition to its
ratification. discussing the points al to
whether it wars the duty of tie Senate
TO give It's aid in aoet,iug IT, modifying,
or in amending the so-call5d faulty
eddy ;ine that it had come 20 be habit
of the Senate to do SO. AS to the ro-
lection OF the treaty leading to UNI
bragg. or collision, or retaliaiions
or War, ne Esid he had not
hsard q breath above whisper from
the iited Kingdom or any OF its de-
p&r t:lents lii power aud authority that
lbs + jactiun of the treaty would he
uaasa ior Dmofsge. Referring To Lha
debate Oh tue treaty, he said On the De
mocrstiG SIDE it had been Tedolent with
odor OF deuatipnality, not oflnatioDality
and he asked, is it lime that our enc
Glies are in our own houSehold2 The
most notable circumstances In the de-
bate, hs SAID, was the position OF the
DsmOcro tic party. It shaved ge0Sra-
phics' sndevision SIS well as political
division. but IL would not brighten the
people of this country, and would not
deceive tha psope of Great Britain =
The people of Great Britain knew per
fectly vel that when the patriotism OF
the American people WAS touched
thfre WaS but one response from the
hearts of the people st large. Canada,
he said, had proceeded On the phllos-
oohy Of HuoibraS. not by force 0f oar
nal reason, on by indefatigiols leasing.
He ridloQled the idea Of rec,-
procisy between the illimitable mar
ket of tns Uui6ed states and the
sin ted consumption Of Canada. A.
This point, on the suggestion of Frye
that the day was hot and the Senator
hsd then been speaking two hours,
EVarts postponed the remainder OF his
speech till tomorrow.
The Senate then proceeded 10 the
consideration OF tina bills Oh the caieu-
dar in their regular order. Among The
aiils passed were the following: S-nstg
nil 10 authorize aud direct the Seere-
cary Of War to place 90 file in the War
Department the ram OF Off rs and
members OF the troutisr guards mus
te,ed into tho volunteer military ser
gies OF the United States uudci Captain
James Fl. Lans. Of K 2uaas, and issue
difcha-gs TO them.
A.ter few minutes Of secret session
for executive b IsiusS4. the Senate at 3
pm. AdIpG-Aeu.
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Wonderful CuFas

W. D. Hoyt & Co, Wholesale and
Retail Druggists of Rome. Ga, say
We have been selling DR.. Kings New
Discovery, Electric Bittsrs and Buck
lens Arnlca Salve for four years. Have
never handled remedies that sell as well
nr give such universal satisfaction There
have been some wonderful cures effected
by these medicines in this city. Several
cases OF pronounced Consumption have
been entirety cured by use Of few
Sold By a. c. Smith p Co.
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yerd dock, this city, this evening, be-
fore g o'clock. The funeral trsin vas
waiting the arrival OF the boa5. Silently
and slowly the coffin Was horue 10 a
ep'aee In tne car prepared for it while
The family party stepped into she private
car OF Vice. President Thompson.
Members Of the party who we're
10 accoinpspy the remains to Wsshins-
top, took their places In two Pullman
cars ard IN few minutes the tram
dew ont of the depot.
Hartford, Conn, August S.-The
tFsrn Bearing the remains OF Gsnersl
Sheridan reached here at I2.45 a.m.
The train will reach Harlem River al
aboat5 80 am, and Washington at 5
u NJ
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CACHE AND FAR LAKE EXCUR
81 IN

~ WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 18th, THE
~ Guy excursion north this season, will
leave the Utah Central depot, Salt Lake City,
ut ~ m. for ell points IL Cache and Scar
Lake Valleys Tickets TO Soda Springs and
Montpe Ter are good for thirty days aud to
l.ogaJi and other stations for ten days. The
tollowins low rates are for the round trip:
81 so, Oxford SIS Is, Soda springs So, Mont
pelier $40 Tickets on sale at Utah I'entral
Office, Ccalter & Snelgrove's and DIVERS.
fieSets should be secured early, to insure
ample accommodations. Special low rates
also given from Ogden.
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The Miners Convention.

C"BvFLAED, August S.-The third
am usl convection OF Miners and Mine
Lahorers Trsde Assembly, convened
here to-day. Twenty-Five States ara
rep5csoi led. Nauoaai District Master
Workman W T. Lewis addressed the
60" YentUn. In the course Cf his re-
uIarka he sale last month the Goa pool
STRUCK the jn5uUier Tor 81 cents ad-
yapo and 81 lex the union for scents
reduction. ] the miner is to be u
Gated oug OF striking, what is to be done
With The Oporstor?"
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KOpEE

l. the House q resolution epproPri-
sting s. 00J 10 mast tina expenses Ul the
committee on manufactures Ia InTesti-
gazing russ wa adcptsi etter long
jisultory debate on the pest means 10
overcome she trust evil.
Tue House Ihen vent into COMMITTEE
OF The whole Oh the deficiency bill.
The debate on the French spoilaiion
claim was renewed but the committee
rose without action aHd th9 Houss su
iouFusJ;
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DnrRoIr, August 3.-The Republican
convention to nominate the State ticket,
held the opsGing session this afternoon.
Much enthusiasm was manifested DUR
log the speeches at the mention If the
national ticket. General Alger " i ore
OF the principal speakers. After this,
oud the appointment of the usual com
mittees, the convention adjourned till
Tomorrow,
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SPEESl%L NOTICES.

Adversjsemants in this column, II
for artioses Lost or found, for sttua-
stors offered OF wanted, houses for
rent 0r wanted to rent, will be charged
for at the rate of cents per line for
one Insertion, and 211 cents per line for
on ch Subsequent insertion.
All other matter, TX cents per line
first time, and 4 cents each subsequent
time.
Birth Notices, so cents; Marriage
Notices, 81; Death Notices, Free:
Obituary Notices, 1 5 cents per line.
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WASHINGTON. August S.-Ah1Ts 4.31
O'Clock this evening The heaviest wind
and rain st.,rJu o; the season passaf
over th's city IRON tas south Wes:. a
'namber OF bpitIiug4 weTe unrcAfe
signs blown down 8ndIarss iimhs Own
FROM trees, Telegraph 1ireS leanr,ig
out OF tue city IL every direction W ~
rendered useless foe the time. The
day had bsen thu wsrmest of the sssl.
son, the thermometer registering 81 II
me shade. Several pera-ns were pro s.
irated by beas.
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H0TGL AEElYALS.
August 8, 1883.

John Chighnok, 3 Burleigh; Jam as
Sobr5sky. Bingham; J. s Watson. Chi.
cage: James Wratball, A. P. Haywood,
Omaha: x I. Edwards, Colorado: Frank
Jones', B rmipghaIr, Fla w q Simpson,
Owen, Denver: Charles Buoy, Chicago;
James Sheridan, Denver; Frauk Hansen,
Froyo;J G Miller. Kansas City: s. F. Lit
tie. Kansas; :. r Ring, Pennsylvania; P.
Leonard John Shuyers. Park City; Rev. W.
T. Hawk, Montana; l.. o. Good, ogden:
a. Bradley, Mrs. Il W. Bradley. ottawa.
Kan
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Ehn Gar Association.

CLEVELAND, August 8.-The National
Bar Association held its first annual
session at Case Hall this morning. The
president, Colonel J. Broadhead, OF 81.
Louis, read his address, after which
the reports of committees was heard.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-09
Syrup Of Fign

Is Nature 3 own true laxative. Il is sae
most easily taken. and the most effect
Ire remedy known 10 Cleanse the sys-
N < 6oIds ard Fever. 70 ' iStr r.
Hahit5lal Constipation, Indigo ation
Piles, eto. Manufactured ONLY by the
California Zig Syrup Company, Sar
FRANCISCO. Cal. For saie III 50 cent and
81 bottles by ali leading druggists. A. C.
Smith IL Co., agents. Salt Lake. 10
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A Prison Revolt.

VIENNA, August 8.-A revolt broke
out tp-day among the couyicts in the
prison at Hlava, Hungary. The di-
rector of the prison, against whom the
conspiracy was aimed, WAS mortally
wounded and several assistants were
badly injured.
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Yenkee Noat 0aptured.

OTTAWA, August 8.-A Yankee boat
has been captured by tho eo7err7neD.
cruiser near t. Andr.ws. n. b. It is a
sldo9 rugged craft OF fifteen foot keel.
The report Of seiz1re has not yet been
received By the department..
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Rucklen's Arnlca sslve.

The Best Salva In the world for Outs
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum
Fever Sores, letter, Ohapped Hands,
Ohilblains Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions., and positively cures Piles, or nc
pay required. It Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded
prica Is cents box. For sails by 4 G
Smith & Co.
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W BRRDEmEYER, oh. Pa.

Missing ENGINEER, ATTORNEY, Az
leA sAyer and Surveyor, Notary Public,
xToUpd Surveys, and obtaining y. Patents
for Mining Claims, Accurate Be
ports and Maps carefully executed.
Expert On mining questions before
the cOnrts thirty ysars experience: apeaka
Gniidiua. tn,r1 5ror knom No II.
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Application fur ExtrAditi On.

OTTAWA, August S-Uni.ed States
authorities have appIie 20 'he Cansdisn
government Tor the exradition of Mac.
Mcfesd At I,@itb Rridea' n. " r on
August 81, for tire murder of John
Adams in Montana. on the 29Gh OF
New
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Dr.. Jekyl aad MT. Hyde.

LONDON. August S.-Bandmanu has
stopped the performances of DIR. Jekyl
and Mr.. Hyde at the Opera Comiqua.
The theatre was closed suddenly to.
night. no notice having been previously
ujUQD
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The Billiard Tournament.

SARATOGA. August S.-The final game
in the billiard tournsmsnt this evening
was between Daily and Slossou. The
Istfer won in 81 innii gs The score
was; blossom 200, Daily 1873 The win
ner gets $3.50 aud second $3.50.
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TO THE PUBLIC.

II G. sPIEss' DENTAL ROOMS. I29 S.
~, Msin Street. Whole set of teeth as We u
as single teeth made cheaply on shortest
notice Also repairing Of teeth not made bv
1ne All kinds OF fllljng neatly executed.
teeth en racted at so cents, with or without
sn su9sthehc.
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TROMsON. ALLEN s. 90.

WAsATCH BLOCK. COZ. MAIN AND
w Second South Streets. Special bargains
In city property A few chances TO obtaAR
acreage property or improved fsyns in cloa
proximity to the city at bed rock prices
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DIED

Wednesday afternoon at 4
O'Clock OF pneumonia, alter ten days
suffering, Kme.iue Smith, wife of WIN.
T.. Smith,
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JOHN @. CUTLER . BRO.

No Sc Ragt Temple Street, are making
Gents Spring Suits to order for 81 so from
Provo All Wool Cassimeres. They arc ''The
Thing" Call and order one.
Agents Provo WOODEN Wills.
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When Baby was sick, we gave her Cast ria,
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
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JUST ARRIVED.

4 LARGE VARIETY OF IMPORTED
a new fancy goods, including Satsums
Bronze and expensive Chlnsware. Also a
large variety of silk, satin and crepe goods.
II. HOP,
267 g. Main Street.
P. o. Box 1855.
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~ GOD GIRLS GAN FIND GOUO EMPLOY
"a ment by APPLYING III the Iorda Valley
Employment Agency, AS S. First East
Street
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noyou want 8 situation?
~ Have you house to rent?
no you want n servSutf
~ Save you lost Anything?
Advertise In this column.
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N FW 8RICKYARD.
Loss. sTRAYED OK STOLEN.
A. INNER CO.

DEAL ESTATE DEALERS, HAVE Re
u moved to 6SM W. First South. Prop
erty solicited
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sPs cIAL NOTICES.
LOST.

ON THE path, ONE HEAVY GOLD
~ bracelet somewhere around the Tab
ernacie Finder will please leave at this
office and be rewarded.
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GOOD MEN CAN FIND GOOD EMPLOY
VI men. by applying NJ the Jordan Valley
Employ gent agency OOd wages aud
steady work 14j 5outh rs; ERsJ
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GRL1OCOOk AEDOEE FOR CHAM
u. Der work. APPLY at 345. Fourth East
street.
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WANTED

AN ACTIVE MAN ZONE OUT OF EN-
"A pioymenf) TO begin on moderate salary
sud work himself up, representing III his
own loea ity. an old established house.
references exchanged. GAYS NANUFAC-
TURING HOUSE. ~ Reade Street. New York.
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HORSES 10 PAoTUGE iNQUtEE AT
II Ghuft.ibas Farm or Office 81 @idIsnd
Investment and Agency. Co, NJ, III South
Main street
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S5TE WISH II EMFL0Y A PEW SALES
w men on salary to cell our goods by
SAMPLE to the whzplesale and ret4ii trade of
all the lead ug cities aud owJis We are
TIE largest manufacturers of our line in the
country. Send two ee"ts in stamps for full
particulars No postals answered. Centen-
Btal Mfg Co., Gifciunstf q
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-23
HAMBLETON HADLEY g. &C
Proposals for Quartermaster's Stores.

Headquarters Department of Texas. Office
of Chief Qu8rtermaster. San Antonio, Texae
FEBRUARY 4, 1883 Sealed Proposals, in dupli-
cate, will be received at San Antonio Depot,
until 10 O'Clock a. m, MARCH 5, 1855, at which
time and place they VIII be opened in pres
ence of bidders, for furnishing Hardware,
Stoves, Paints, Lumber, ETC., all 10 be of the
best quality and delivered immediately az
such places as NAV be desired in San Antonio,
Texas The government reserves the right to
reject any and all bids to accept portion on
~ of the articles bid for and to waive defects.
Preference given to articles OF domestic pro
duction and manufacture and such preference
will be given TO articles of American produe-
ton produced on the Pacific coast to the eX'
lie service there Lists of articles required,
blanks and full information as to bidding, ETC.,
will be furnished by Captain X. ID. ATWOOD
Assistant Quartermaster, san Antonio Depot;
To whom proposaIs should be addressed. A. J
MCGONNIGLE, Quartermaster U. 3. Army
Chief Quartermaster. OF
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Sneezing Catarrh,

The distressing sneezc, sneeze, sneeze, the
acid, watery discharges from the eyes and
nose, the painful inflammation extending TO
the throat the swelling of the mucous lining,
causing choking sensations, cough. ringing
noises in the head and splitting headaches
how familiar these symptoms are to thous.
ands who suffer periodically from head colds
or influenza, and who live in ignorance of the
fact that single application of SANFORD's
RADICAL CURE FOR CATARRH will afford in
simultaneous relief.
But this treatment in cases of simple Catarc
gives but a faint idea OF what this remedy
will do in the chronic forms, where the breath.
ing is obstructed by choking, putrid mucous
accommodations, the hearing affected, smell and
taste gone. throat liberated and hacking
cough gradually fastening itself upon the de-
billtated system. Then IL is that the marvel
lous curative power of SANFORD's RADICAL
CURE manifests itself IN instantaneous and
grateful relief. Cure begins from the first APP
pIicatiOn. IL is rapid, radical, permanent,
economical, safe.
SANTORD's RADICAL CURE consists of one
bottle of the RADICAL CURE, one box Ca
TARRHAL SOLVENT and an IMPROVED IN
HALER; price, 81.
POTTER DRUG Il CHEMICAL Co., Boston.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-23
EDITORIAL sREvIrIEs.

Thus saith the BreGham Banner;
"With one or two exceptions the Austin
press is alone In desiring an extra ses-
sion of the Legislature. IL isDeed!ess to
say that they stand in with the board.
ing house Keepers" rrue as gospel.
This state has no farther use for the i'm
mortal twentieth.
NOTHING pleases the democracy. The
Galveston News gives utteTanoe to the
folio wing, concerning the sentiments OF
the Boston Herald anent Mr.. Blaine:
1.-THE Boston Herald thinks there IL
more truth than poetry IN the assertion
that MIR. Blaine's Withdrawal has de-
pressed the democrats far more than IL
has the republicans
The Waco Examiner Il strictly i'm
partial in distributing its fayOrs. Con.
corning the Coke and Mills controversy,
the Examiner knocks out the follow ing:
"A senatorial fight between Coke and
Mills will bring fOrcibly 10 mind the
locking OF horns by the two highland
stays that makes the subject of a well
known Autograph NOthicg was left Of
the combatauts but their insepaTable
horns to tell OF their deadly conflict"
EVEN the Fort Worth Gazette has its
supreme doubts concerning democratic
Mills grinding with the water which Is
past. Thus saith the Gazette: "Mr.
Mills Is becoming less enthusiastic and
fears but little can be done. The old
time vigor with which he was wont 10
denounoe the rObber tariff has deserted
him. The hurrah Of the bOrny-handed
yeomen has died out and the buzz OF the
tariff barOns." The Gazette has evident
ly sized up Mr. Mills and got his correct
measure.
AUSTIN can hang up her fiddle so far
securing any miliIay appropriation for
post there Is concerned Texas con-
gressmsn assure the Capitol city that
the attempt will be certain failure, and
Gen Sherman writes Sayers AS iOllOws:
"The military reservation at the city OF
Austin, Tex, known as the arsenal
ground. only contains about one and
half acres of ground an area not sullic-
lent for the military post, and for this,
IA we'll as other reasons, | should not
favor the construction Of buildings or
the establishment Of a post therest,"
Correct: San Antonio was, IL, and is to
be the great military center Of the
south west.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-23
ALL SORTS.

"LiZzie, did the doctor propose 10 you
today" "No. mamma; he only asked
II you would live with me after got
married. "-Frankfurter Ze!tung.
Small boy (near open window OF res
tauranD jest smell dat soup, Jimmy.
Halnt dat fine?' J 'mmy (holding HE
nose) al ain't smellin' no soup terday.
IL 'ud spile my appetite Ter dc roas'
Clicking. Life.
PateTfamilias-''Io can't Imagine what
Is the matter with my watch. Ii must
need cleaning" BDbby-"Ob, no, IL
don't, ppaa. Baby and me had 1t In the
wash bnsin all the morning and got IL
quite cIeaR. "-Waterbury.
"Clsra," said the old man from the
head OF the STARE, hasn't that young
msn gone yet!" ''Y our daughter Isn't
here, sir," feebly responded the young
man" She has just stepped into the
kitchen to III and trim the lamp
New York sun.
MIR. Agile ito Mr. Sfoutman, after
hard run for a horse carl by joye old
boy, | thought you were 100 lazy to
run like that" Mr.. Stoutman (languid-
Iy) -"Easily explained, my dear boy,
lsziness runs in our family. "-Dctroit
Free Press.
Employe at Lard R56ntry-"Mr. ALI
fat, here 10 q note from customer up
town, who wants twenty-five pounds OF
leaf lard In its natural state" Proprie-
tor (highly irdignanO "Tell the blamed
fool hell have TO send TO the southern
mIlls. We dou't keep raw cotton seed"
Chicago Tribune.
Too Rich by Fifty Cents: MIR. Grasp
ali TO his bOokkeeper) William, how
much are we paying James. the office
bOy?" Bookkesper 1.-Two dollars a
week, cir" Mr.. Graspall sand yet
see by this published report that he has
given more 10 The poor fund thisy than
| have. The impndenI young scOundrel!
He's getting too big a salary. Cut him
down, William, to 81 80 week Chi
cagO Tribune.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-02-23
BOTTOMS BARGAINS.

One Hall square piano.
One Christie square piano.
One square Wagner piano.
Two ladies side-saddles.
One lot counter and shelving.
One leather-top phaetOD.
One Mosler safe, $500 pounds.
One DiebOld safe. 5000 pounds.
Fine assortment upholstering goods.
New and secondhand furniture.
Elegant Parlor suits.
Fine upholstered lounges.
One set Stereoscopion cases and re-
visws.
Two billiard tables.
Two pool tables.
Three large ranges ana ten thousand
other articles cheap. II