Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1888-03-17

| ana beauty exactly ten. some people
wish to be both healthy and beautiful.
One OF the singers at q public con-
cert in Reading, Pa, was q lady 73
years of age. Critics said that she
had fine voice.
The Massachusetts pastor dismissed
for smoking tobacco may be said to
have gone out under a cloud.-Louis-
vile Courier Journal.
A Colorado Judge has decided that
a man is in duty bound to tell his
wife where he spends his evenings
| when he is away from home. =
Florida has about two hundred and
fifty varieties OF oranges, and nearly
as many ways OF eating them, no one
of which is wholly satisfactory.
He's perfect stick
The silliest kind OF CATCH"
"And she's all birthstone
Both will make a match"
II is said there are farmers wives on
Long Island who make boys trousers
for three cents. There are women in
New York who toll l6 hours day for
go cents.
While Adam slept a rib he lost,
And Eve in all beauty rose.
lie slept, but at fearful cost:
His first sleep was his last repose.
The uses to which electric power
can be applied are constantly increas-
ing. BY means of O new invention
children can be safely and economi
cally spanked by electricity.
Lynching party (apologetically) -
We came to tell yer, ma'am, that We
lynched yer husband. We admit
that we got the wrong man, but yer
got the laugh on us this time.
Last Fall Mrs. Cleveland captured
the boundless and bounding West.
Now she has the solid South at her
back. 1t was her sweet smiles that
did it all.-Pottsville Standard.
The funeral OF Toledo physician
was postponed at the request OF his
dying wife, WHO said she wished to be
buried with him. She died several
days later, and the two were inferred
together.
A hog was killed in Butler county
last week that had six toes-Standard
Gauge. Hogs in this country gener-
ally have eight-though some of the
two-legged variety have ten.-Austin
Statesman.
Since July 1, a Washington cor
respondent figures, Mrs. Cleveland
has shaken fully 100000 hands and
the President twice as many. The
calculation does not include the great
Foraker shake.
A lady correspondent, who assumes
to know how boys ought to be trained
writes as follows: 40, mothers,
hunt out the soft, tender, genial side
of your boys nature" Mothers often
| do-with shoe.
1t costs $50 10 squeeze a Boston
young lady against her will, as a
Harvard student has just found out by
experiment and the police courts.
Any man who would squeeze a Boston
girl ought to be paid $50.
Fogg tells of a lisping clergyman
| who is in much request at marriage
solemnizations in his town. 1t is SO
pleasant, you know, to promise to
cling to a man "for better or for
w Oitu s--huStii Attii6Siipt.
A well-known old Philadelphia
gossip was counting on her fingers the
other day some OF the fashionable peo-
pie whose marriages were the result
OF runaway matches, and in not O
single instance had they turned out
well.
In one OF the Presbyterian Churches
/ Il Va.lr ltstxr h.a "a q
wealth roughly estimated at over six
hundred million dollars, and there
are millionaires by the score. The
sermons are rarely more than hall an
hour long.
A bright exchange remarks as fol
lows: "When we see goose with q
lame leg trying in vain to keep VI
with the rest of the flock, il always re
minds us OF a non-advertising So
called business man endeavoring to
hold his own against his competitor
who advertise"
The Prince OF Wales is in his 4Stl
year. He is scarcely feet Z, and hai
become quite stout. He must weigh
fully 180 pounds. He dresses yer,
neatly, but plainly. 1t cannot b.
said that he is now leader OF fashion
That leadership has passed to his son
Prince Albert Victor.
They drank their whisky and beer;
| To Bacchus they bended the knee
And often they said with sneer,
A lemonade-drinker is he.
He never would with them "go round.
lie left them to frolic at will;
They're all of them under the ground
| Hes drinking his lemonade still.
Boston Critic
Olives there q man with soul 8
dead, who never to himself hath said
Il pay before 20 to bed, the debt
owe the printerp Yes, there ar
some we know full well, who neve
such tale could tell, but they, VI
fear, will go-well, the place wher
there's no Winter"
The pianoforte is not much NOR
than Il century old. In play bill
headed "Covent Garden, May Ii
l776," we find among other announce
ments the following: Miss Brickle
will sing a favorite song from Judith
accompanied by Mr.. Dibdin on ne,
instrument called Piano Forte"
The mother led the bad DO
into the woodshed by the ear
, and having selected a plan
! shingle, was about to apply
, where it would do the. most good
, when he said: "Hold on, mar !
: No, sir; that's the second time you'v
i been i'm the water to-day" Al
you going to strike, MARI" I" am.
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