The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-12-06
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--AArtcs 20 hAatsp5ss Never talk ID
yosr siosp srioss yvaf are sure vital yos
yoa are gore 10 ssy.
--chnsinss - called the tine q
good cheer. shich nay aoeousi ior Carat.
n1 l~sDs hoilsrdsy.
WAY la city ce1eiAi lias church
teiii oss s'Nsl. lfcB ibs people ssd tie
ether pesis from The sieepls
- No nslisr pksi he ssb,ses Of eonrtr
ss,ioe may I've wbop too women meet d,
The b.et yard ieEcs, there il mech 10 he
ssid 90 both sides
gospns n tee sirhes, ~.re. sngry
9Th Ito cbsa. Defmai5. aud iridsiAly re-.
nsfi. 'iithrre Is ssy,biss i,.s, bate II
10 somebody aou'i Iiksw
-6sY, critic u the s,sts Service
Bsnsa. They useai 10 call bim Old Prob.
sbilI,i !. bat since be los, bic abilities
they call bin Old Prob
-Ifs.Sible Wife 10 hnsbsnd) = You
ere % nsioh for me, sir" Husband
t1eskly) Iii sm not, my des'. Why. dc
you si~ays saDi 10 acra,ch me.
--"sh"ssid the as il oawl,d around
The si!a u bsse passed. through ID,
hsirbins ssc, The creeping age. and now
en- 10 ths mucilage" then II stuck.
a absfbaH Boston poet has disco,-
cred THAI ihe order 81 sequence Ia court.
ship l. hrsi 20 get on good terms with the
girl; sscoDd siih The dog. aud third " With
the parents.
Stranger 10 shabby indiyiduaD Are
yen ta iabiior Of this buildiDep No. sir,
~ vl.tress'7i gentleman With the plug
b. '1f Isoiiof, Who are your an
o. toptiti, bere.
Its ietublsi" exclaimed an old lady
up'n reading Of a " mature burial. "and
Ik6os , a sheu die III be worrying
oil tho tins I'm 10 the grave for fear I've
brsu barred alive
-uGder the laws Of Iowa q passenge,
who Iteks his bead out OF car window
sud has /, knocked Of by switch bar /,
guilty 81 misdemeanOr, aud eau be sent 10
isil tor three months.
--Cibzin Nov that yen are out of ST. te
prison. Dolphus, what do you expect to
do for liying2 Dolphus- Well. dun o
quise YET, boss, but ! spec IN have ter
take 'er job vii one Of these trust COM
panier,
~ aid you believe. said thriltl,ss
young liaa 10 friend. that had a i,r.
tune 10 my grasp last eyeuing7" ''Hos
soY ssLel the friend II shook hands
W.T. lady whose fingers were covered
win diamonds
Dear Mr.. Editor: Please read the en-
enclosed poem carefully are return ii to
me sith your candid criticism as soon as
possible, ~ | have other irons 10 the FIRE
Dear Mr.. Sai'h -Rrmoye the irons and
insert tne poem
No reason for il: Gibbs-I see we
have IN this country standing army
1900 men" Ferguson Yes; and wi at
good does II doi should think the n en-
would he tired enough OF doing nothing 10
at down for awhile.
An eIssperaiing editor being threat
ened sitb y coat OF tar and feathers raid
in his nett issue The people OF this town
may break into somebody's henroost and
steal the feathers, but we know they are
too slIngy to buy tar.
Mistress Why Jane what's that you
have 40. Jane-The new parry soul and
protector. mum. Az course. Mistress You
with thing like that Why, should not
think u having one myself. Jane-P'r'-
aps not, mum. 1t Amt everyone they
becomes
--Grinjs,one, what sils your You look
a. ! you bad lost fifty pounds Of flesh
since | saw you last" Fifty pounds2 ex
claimed Grindstone, with a groan. Kiljor.
dan. 4 at mock At mans misery. have
lost 500 ponds Of flesh. bet Jersey
COS 90 Cleveland"
- see that there is good deal being
said d late ia regard to the decline OF
poetry What do you think OF IN" Rimer
who is guilty OF yersitcaiion) Il dent
cs' much aboni the decline OF pc, try
~ IN, the highmighiy and crushing
d II in sLich tho dcclnation is too
oi sordei
Tie editor OF an esteemed coniem po-
rary sopders how be will get bis clothes
q over lis wings when be gets to heaven.
ilon't worry on that score, dear brother.
ion may sometimes fad difficulty in set
tre your boots on over yonr cloyen hoofs,
OF making your bat covsr your horns, but
don't bother about the wings.
-Applicau ut for place "9ell | dtn'i
snos. mum ioa have very large fam
lily, aad Hffsid couldn't do the work. |
snppcss You have gres. trouble ieeping
siils, dout your" Sharp Honsekeeper-
"Yes. indeed. There l. a big factory full
Of handsome Young men near here. ana
every me OF ny servant sifls goes of and
geis t. tried. " "obi Well. I'll try IT,"
AiioS nae 10 congratulate yon on your
engagement Tell NE how II cane about
] iaou. "a yen intended rtmsioing single
y scs rlalnly, bu, met the other day At
ball young abd priiy pirl. With whom
soi iGto conversation. and, only think, she |
sss,ll lhat she. too. hsj decided TO re
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