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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12
1883 ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE.
1888
The GAZETTE, chronologically, ia in

The GAZETTE. chrOnolOgcally, is III ths
sighty-ninth year of its existence and is not
only the Oldest paper in the State, but. WITH
very few exceptions, in the country. Not.
withstanding the fullness of its years. it has
kept, and will continue to keep abreast ofthe
tim es in all that pertains to negs paper
furnishing its readers daily with perfect
mirror of passing events, domestic and for.
eign. Its facilities for obtaining news as
they increase are taken advantage of and
used for the benefit of its readers, who are
thus kept thoroughly posted IS to all that's
of interest politically, socially, financially
and commercially. Special attention i
given 10 matters concerning the State ana
It's welfare, while It's local columns contain
all that is ofthe slightest interest to Alex
andris. is regular correspondence from
Washington and Richmond are features Of
peculiar interest, as attested by the eager
ness with which they sre read aud copied
by other papers, while its editorial depart
ment, conducted with reference to the besl
interests of the city, State and country. will
continue to advocate what is believed to be
right, just. honest and patriotic. With 8
view to the Interests of merchants. farm.
.ers, and all interested, its commercial col
umns are carefully edited and its market
reports are acknowledged By ali TO be faith
full and accurate. Through all this section
OF the State and in all parts OF the country
where Virgnians have located, there will
the GAZETTE generally be found, and thus
as an advertising medium it has few equals
outside the large cities. In the household,
counting room and workshop, it is an ever
welcome visitor, acceptable alike to old and
young, the grave and the gay.
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12
A TALE OF soERow.-"Death is sad thing
Democratic Congressional Convention:

Al meeting OF the Democratic Committee loT
the Eighth District OF Virginia the following res
olution was adopted:
That district convention be, aud the same is
hereby. called to meet in the city OF Alexandria
on Wednesday, September 9th, at 2 o'clock noon,
for the purpose of nominating member r., OF Con
oress from the Sth district OF Virginia The basis
of representation shsll be one delegate for every
hundred votes or fraction over fifty cast at the
gubernatorial election of 1885. The committees
of the cities and counties OF the district are re-
quested to give notice of meetings for the selec,
ton of delegates from their respective cities and
counties.
Delegates are requested to be present in Alex
andris at ten o'clock g. H. on the day of the con-
vention. that the business of the same may be ia
cilitsted. HENRY HEATON, Chairman.
LEONARD MARBURY, Secretary.
democratic papers of the Sth district are request
ed to copy this notice
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Opening and Closing of the Mails.

Opening and Closing OF the Mails
Northern mails close at 7:30 and 1880 a. N.
and 12:45, $50 and $50 p. N. Open at $50
a. m, 1900 N. and $50 p.
Southern mails via Richmond, VS., close st $40
snd 10: 30 a. NJ. $40 and 900 p. N. Open at
$50 and 11:3O a. N.
Southwestern mails .via Charlottesville, Va,
close at $40 and HIS a. 10. and 500 p. m.
Open at $50 g. H.. 1900 N. and $50 p. N.
Manassas Division mails close st 2;30 p. m.
Open at 1000 3. N
Alexandria and wand Hill, Va, mails close at
o:45 a. M. and APO p. m. Open ST 500 a. m and
$50 p m.
C. e., Herndon, Leesburg and Purcellville, Va,
close at 4:20 p. IN. and open at 900 a. m.
Western mails close at 12:45, 4:3O and 1850
D. m. Open at $50 a. M. 1900 m. and $50 pm.
Washington, &c, mails close at 1880 and 1870
a. NJ, and 12:45, $50 and $50 p. m. Open
at $50 and 1000 q. M. 1900 ~, and 800 and
Once Hours-open at $50 a. m. Close at $50
D. m. Open at $50 p. N. Close st p. m.
Sunday Hours-open at 900 q. N. Close at
$50 a. N.
CARRIERS Collections made on 8.
trip routes-6:3o and 1000 8. NJ. 1920
200 and GOO p. m. On Strip route-6:30 and
1000 q. IN. and 600 p. M.
Deliveries made at SEQ NJ, - N. and 800
sunday-Carriers' window open at 900 and
close at $50 g. N.
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ST.EEPIEG CaE bERVICE,
WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.
ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY

Leave Alexandria 9:07 g. m and 4:5O p M;
arrive 1T Round Till 1880 2. II. and 7:20 p. IN.
Returning, trains leave Round Hill 6:o5 a: m:
snd 1:25 7. M, arriving at Alexandria at 1923
a. II. and 3:47 p. n.
The 9:07 a. m. train from Alexandria connects
at Round HilI With stage for Blue Ridge Berry
vile and Winchester, and at Leesburg with stages
for Aide and Aiiddieburg.
The 9:07 :. n. train and 400 p. N. train from
alexandria connects 81 Vienna with stages for
Fairfax Court House.
Through tickets on sale at the principal stations
TO al points, For rates or information apply to
any agent Of tho Company, OF 10
J. 5. 3. THOMPSON, D. ?. g.
EleranGria Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12
DIRECTORY
OF THE
PRINCIPAL Business Houses d the Citj

Bsnks,
Burke & Norbert, cor. King and Fairfax stree;
Citizens National Bank, n W. cor. Prince ar
Lee streets.
Books, Stationary and Printing
g. E. French, SO King street.
Boots and Shoes.
F. Paf, 423 King street
Carriages.
Summers & Bro, Pitt street.
China, Glassware, &c.
Ell. Miller, Son & Co., 60 King street.
Confechoners.
Henry Brengle, 129 King street.
Dry Goods ana Notions.
A. B. slaymaker, Jos King street.
]. E. Tackett, 100 King street.
Drugs and Chemicals.
W.T.. Creighton & Co., n. W. cor. King sno
A. A. VARIED, 152 King street.
IS. S. Leadbeater s Bro, s. Fairfax street
H Lunt, cor. King and Fairfax streets
id Il. Lunt, u. G. cor. King and Wsshingto
I. staber {. Co., n. ". cor. King and Washing
streets.
Vsraeld & Hall, cor Prince and Fairfax street
eroce-s and Liquor DesicEs.
&c. Milburn, II n. Royal street
Charles King Son, 81 Cameron street
Harlow & Bro, Il. W. cor. Royal aud Camera
streets.
W. A. Johnson Z. O. cor. hoSal anu cameron
streets.
sngton streets.
q. VIM. Ramsay, cor King and ST. Asaph stteeis
Hardware and CUTLERY.
J.F. Carlin & Sons, SO King street
]. T. Creighton & Son, IS King street
B.F Peake, cor. King and Pitt streets.
Jewellers.
H. Wild Ion. Royal street.
Lumber, &c.
Perry, smoot & Co.. No. 25 corner Cameron and
Josiah Il. D. smoot, 81 north Union ST.
NachiDists.
n. s. Moore So Union street.
Real Estate Agents.
The Alexandria Real Estate Investment, Trust
end Title Company.
Wood and Coal.
w. A. smoot & Co., foot of Princess st.
J.R Zimmerman, foot of Queen st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

III EatU- JuIIC % JoC0
TGsiug leave Warrington, Ton at2tion, corner Q:
Sixth and streets, - follows;
For PittsbUrg and the West, Chicago Limited Ex.
press CT Pullman Vestibule Cars q. $50 s. IA,
daily; Fast Linz, 500 AN. daily, TO Cincinnati
and st. Louis, with Sleeping Care from Pitts
burg to Cincinnati, and Harrisburg to st. Lcuis.
daily, except Saturday, to Chicsgo, with sleop-
ing Car Altoona &c Chicago. Western Express
at 7:40 p. "a daily, with Sleeping Cars
Washington 10 Chicago and S.. Louis, and
texceyt Saturday, EsrTisoarg to Cleveland,
connecting daily ~ Harrisburg with through
sleepers for Louisville and Memphis. Pacific
Express, 1900 .. II. daily, for Pittsburg and
tho West, With through Sleeper to. Pittsburg
and Pittsbl-g TO Chicago.
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GUNNER GOODS.

ID
If you are thinking of buying Refrigerator,
Water Cooler or Ice Cream Freezer, give Us call
and examine the celebrated "RIDGWAYr FREE.
PHIA' COOLERS before making purchase We
have these goods in all sizes and at prices within
the reach of all. These goods are superior toany-
thing of the kind on the market. To mention
one point in the many of these brands: the air in
the refrigerator is not only cold but perfectly dry
The machinery about tte freezer, take that Of any
other make is entirely protected, thus preventing it
from being clogged with ice or from MASKING your
fingers. The Cooler is inside OF the best materials,
on scientific principles. We sold great many Of
these goods in this city the past season, and we
can refer TO any purchaser FOR recommendation.
Goods in stock now at
Ell. MILLER & SONS,
on2N 2l- Zinc G-reet
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

NlCe FItSIutNl, JAlII-o 70. NaIV4S.
sect'y. and Treasurer, II. B. HARLOW.
HAVE FOR SALE
large list Of city and country property. consist.
ing of FARMS, MILL PROPERTY, DWELLING
HOUSES, VACANT LOTS, &c.
All persons desiring 70 buy or sell real estste.
or TO negotiate loans upon real estate security,
will find it to their advantage to give US a call.
In all investments made by us upon resi- estate
security we guarantee the most careful examina-
ton into the questions OF title and sutticency OF
security. je2o
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aslsysa1udria tB4zetts.
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THURSDAY EVENING, JULY u.

CHART CORRECTIONS FOB JuSE-The chart
corrections for June issued by the coast and geo.
detic survey include the following;
20. yirginia-Winter Quarter shoal Light YES
sel-Change in Fog Signal.-In thick and foggy
weather whistle is sounded on Winter Quarter
Shosl light vessel, instead OF bell or norm a.
formerly This affects charts Us, SO 20, anc q.
21. Chesapeake Bay Entrsnce-New Poslelo !. o.
Cape Charles Light Ye.sei.-A recent dsietn ins,
ton of the position OF Cape Charles hght vessel
places it $40 miles E. y $ from cape Shsri e
light house, or about ! mile n Z. by =. +.
from its position IS formerly shown on C. & q. ;.
charts. This affect charts $50, 131, 49, ., ~,
376. and A. ell,
% Buoy Removed-The red buoy near Smiths
island shoal has been removed. This slices charts
$50, ISL. 127. 9 10 367 and :
TALE OF soERow.-"Death is sad thing,
he said to nan who stood weeping at grave
.'Ah. yes. was the broken reply.
care you scrrowing over The death OF 3 very
dear friend ? ;t.,,
first husband"
Chicago dealer in sporting goods is authority
for the statement that there are maly people in
that city who think nothing Of paying Of from
Twenty-Five to fifty dollars Tor collars ior their pet
dogs. and IL some cases rs high as one hundred
dollars has been paid.
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For Erie, Cs-lsndsigua, Rochester Buffalo, Nisgars
| 10:00p. q. daily, except Saturday, with Palace
ing Car Washington TO Rochester.
| For WilliGmsport, Lock Haven and Elmirs at
$50 81 NJ, daily, except Sunday.
Fer New York aHd the Esst. 7:2O, 800, loo
aud lao q n, 200 z;1o. 1000 and 11;2o
D. m On Sunday 500 AID 11:40 3. m, 200,
z10, 1900 and 11:20 P. II. Limited Express
OK Pullman Psrio. Cars. $40 s.. N. daily, OK
cept Sunday, and $40 p. IN. daily, with
Dining Cars.
Fox Boston without change, 200 P. m. every
day.
Saturday, 200 p.
For Brooklyn, n. Y all through Trains connect at
Jersey City With bosts OF Brooklyn Annex,
affordirg direct transfer to Fulton street, avod.
ing double ferrisge across New York City.
For Philadelphia, 7:20, 500, HOO and 11:40
g.n., eco, 40, 60G,,fO:00 and 11:20 p. M.
On SUNDAY 900 aud 11:40 q. "a, 300, 4:10,
600, 1000 and 11:20 p. N. Limited Express,
Parlor Cars $40 g. m. week days, and 345
D. "a. daily, with Dining Cars
For Baltimore $50 T:20, 900, $40, 800 HOO
and lao an, 1906. 200, $40 40, 400,
4:4O, 500, 7:40, 1000 and 11:20 p. m. On
Sunday, 800, 9:05, $50 and lao an, 200,
3:45, 40, 600, TAO, 1000 and 1870 p. m.
For Pope's Creek Line, 100 M. snd 4:40 p. NJ,
daily, except Sunday.
For Annspolis 7:20 and 900 a. ~, and 1905,
4:ZU and o:OC p. H., da11y except SunnayS.
On Sundays st 900 3. II. and 40 p. N.
ALEXANDRIA AsD FREDERICKSBURG hallway
AND ALEXANDRIA AND WASHINGTON RAILROAD
For Alexandria, 600, 6:35, $40, $40, and
1857 S. ~, 1904 noon. 2.05, 4:25, 800, 5:55,
COS, 800, 1905 and 1877 p, n. On Sun
day st 500, 9:45, and 1867 g. ~, and 2:3o,
5:55, sos and 1905 p. N.
Accommodation for Quantico 300 P. N. week
For Richmond and the South, 500 and 1857 g..
n, daily, and 6:o5 P. m, daily, except Sunday.
Trains lesve Alexsndria for Washington, sos
7:O5, 500, 9:1O 1915 and 11:07 q. m; 1:20,
800, 3:23, $40. 7:C5, 9:32, 1912 and HOS
D. m. On Sunday at $40 and 11:07 8. m. ;
200, $40, 7:Q5 9:32 and 10:42 p. N.
Tickets and information st the office, Northeast
corner of 18th street snd Penna. Avenue, and at
the station, where orders be left for the check
ing of baggage TO destination from hotels and
residences J. WOOD, G. P. A.
CHAS. E. PUGH, G. II.
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DAILY.
MANASSAS BRANCH.

WARRENToN-Trains Nos. so, 81, 81, 80, 50
and 80 connect daily to and from Warrenton.
FRANKLIN DIYISI0N-Daily, except Sunday.
Leave Rocky 3It. 7:15 a. m, arrive Franklin
Junction 1915 a. N; leave Franklin Junction
$50 p. n. arrive Rocky Mt. 1920 p. N.
G0RD0NSVIDLE-IIai leave Orange for
Gordonsyille 2:3o p. M. and 800 p nj. daily,
and $40 and 11:40 a. m. daily except Sunday.
Returning leave Gordonsville for Orange 6:55 a.
~ ana 3:35 p n daily, and 1910 an. and 1:35
p. N daily except Sunday.
SLEEPING CAR SERVICE.
On trains Nos. 80 and 81 Pullman Buffet Sleep
ers between New York and AtIsuts, via Danville.
On trains Nos 81 and % Pullman Buffet Sleep
ers between Washington and New Orleans, and
Washington and Augusta, via Danville
On 1r;.iGs Nos 81 and 30 Pullman Sleepcrs be-
t8eeo Washington and Louisville, and Char
louisville ana Cincinnati,
On trains Nos. 81 aud 90 Pullman Buffet
Sleepers between Washington and Memphis,
vis Lyncbburg.
On trains Nos. So and IS Pullman Buffet
Sleepers between Washington and New Orleans,
via Lynchcu-s and Kennesaw route.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12
SECRETARY
aug1s
FOUNDERS AND MACHINIsTs.
IVONDLI'D I'M IuAOIII-'l1OiD'
W. S. MOORE.
haGliliSt, Iron and Brass Founder
sHIPsHITB AID BLAcKsKITa.
fOTO DoAr1NJON wopvc,
toLD DOMINION WORKS.

Nos SO and So Union street, Alexandria, Va.
Will furnish and repair al kind5 of Machinery,
Iron and Brass Castings, Wrought and Cast Iron
Fences, Mil Work, Ship and Blacksmithing Edge
Tools Mill Picks Facing Hammers, and sll kindS
of Mil Work made and repaired at the shortest
notice, and at reasonable prices.
The highest market price paid for Old Wrought
snd Cast Iron, Brass and Copper. ie21
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

HARDWARE, CUTLERY, &c, for the country
Ii trade, at 328 King, corner OF Royal street,
Alexsndria. Wave have just received at the
above number a very lsrge and general stock Of
goods in our line to which We invite the attention
OF purchasers, both wholesale and retail. 1t will
pay you to examine our stock before making your
purchases lie costs nothing to try. We make spe-
cialty in all kinds OF Tscks, White Wash Brushes,
Poctet Knives. Locks. Hinges, &c. Selves and
other desirable goods. On hand English and
American Scythes, snsths, Rakes, Scythe Stones,
Grass Hooks, Hoes, Forks. &c, at extremely
low prices. Gil and see at 32S King street.
NV j. T. CREIGHTON & son.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

rE1HE ENTERPRISE MEAT CHOPPER is the
/ best; does not grind the nest, like other
cutters, but CHOPS IT. Il is useful for many
purposes ALL THE YEAR ROUND in preparing
chicken salad, beef tea, rnince meat, hash, &c
For sale by JAS. T. CARLIN & SONS,
nov3 Alexandria, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

CATINEs. very fine, of all colors at
y my3 AMOS 3. SLAYMAKER'S.
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- Buoy Re.aoved-The red buoy near Smiths
island shoal has been renewed This slices charts
$50, ISL. 127. Q 10 367, and I
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

CHART CORRECTIONS FOB JuSE.-The chart
corrections for June issued by the coast and geo.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1888-07-12

TlULb ROE POTOMAC HERRING. early catch.
4 Just received, for sale By barrel, half barrel
and dozen. at [my4la ]. C. MILBURN's
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1888-08-09
Wreck on the Hooking Valley

Millville, O.. Aug. 1th.-Two
freight trains attempted to pass
on the same track here last night
and the result was i disastrous
wreck. The trains that met were
No. 3S south bound and an extra
north bound. The former train,
with John Malloy. of Columbus
as engineer, had orders to pass
an extra in charge Of Conductor
Brady.
Another extra, which was also
to pass No. 80 here, was mistak-
en- by the fireman of No. IS TO be
Brady's, and acting on this the
train proceeded halfa mile south
of the station. where the collision
occurred. The engines and two
cars were badly wrecked. Will
liam Francis, engineer of the ex
ira, had his left arm and shoul-
der badly bruised, while I. j.
Brady, the forward brakeman,
had his legs injured. Three men
who were in a box car with some
race horses had a narrow escape.
They were three or four cars
back from the engine, and when
the crash came the car was turns
ed completely over and badly
broken up, but fortunately no
one was hurt.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1888-08-09
s kLT OR EEsA.

The chintz bugs arc numerous
and will injure the crops consider
able. 1t is feared by another seas
on they will do whoIelale destruc
ton in this part of the county.
Milton Armstrong and Lewis Fast
are running blackberry wagon Oh
Salt creek.
The State of Ohio has q case
against VIM. Walton and family for
murderous assault upon George j..
Chamberlain. The deienda nts have
been arrested and we're brought be
fore ESQ. 3. II. Stevenson. They
gave bail for their appearance to
have preliminary hearing August T..
The lightning rod sharks have been
in Salt Creek and done up Dan.
Hines, sir, but he vigilance of some
of Adelphi's good citlzens saved the
old man. HkwEATER.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1888-08-09
Obituary..

Jacob Milton Rice was born at
Oak Hill, jackson co., O.. Octo.
ber 10, 1850, and died at Buch:el,
Athens county, O., Aug. 3, 1888,
aged 81 yrs, 8 mo. and % dys.
On Nov. %, 1887. he Joined
Buchtel Lodge No. 712. l. O. o.
F, On Feb. 2. 1885, he was join
ed lin matrlmony with Mrs. Es-
ther Russell, who survives him.
Bro. Rice was instantly killed
while at work III the coal mine
by the falling in of the roof
This is the second time sister
Rice has been similarly bereaved
of her husband. Bro. Rice was
loved and respected by all who
knew him.
His funeral was preached in
NJ, E. Church in Buchtel, by Rev.
j. F. Williams. Aug. 5th, and his
remains were followed to the
cemetery by a large procession
Of brethren of the order and citi-
zens, where they were deposited
TO await the Resurrection. y
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1888-08-09
The MotIlerEeIls.

Elsewhere We publish an ad-
vertisement of the sale of bonds
by the Motherwell Iron L. SteeI
Co. The company, on accoun,
of its increasing business, is COIN
PEELED to enlarge It's manufactur
ing facilities. In order to accom-
plish this, ready cash il needed
as the rule of this firm is to pay
good wages to men employed.
pay the cash, buy the best mate
rial, and pay the cash for it.
Under this plan the institution
has grown to he the best PROV
that Logan possesses. The wort
of this establishment 60 to the
remotest South, the farthest West
even into Canada. boarding tho
British Lion in his den.
Many OF the best business men
of our town and county have
capital invested in the Mother
wells, and by their money and
with their intelligence. give the
help that has dc the enterprise
the manufacturing success it is
The bonds are as safe an in
vestment as government securi.
ties, snd will pay a larger inter
est. The bonds should be kept
at home, and not let 10 foreign
capitalists who have no interest
with us other than The money
they can get out Of us.
Logan men should encourage
this Logan industry, and the pro
fits on the growing trade should
be realized by our own people.
Any inquiry looking to the
purchase of bonds will be cheer
fully answered by a letter or a
call on II. d. Moore, general
manager.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1888-08-09
The Parson Out Preaching

The Parson Out Preaching.
Week before last Parson Gould
took a day off, and went OIL a
visit to his old time friends in
Canal Winchester. The Win
chester Times gets its eagle eye
on him. and thus says
"Parson" C. NJ. Gould, who was the
editor, publisher and proprietor of this
paper early in the seventies, astonished
US by walking into our "den" Ia
Thursday afternoon, without rapping
at the door for admission. Our first
knowledge of the printers art was
gained under the genial parsons in
struction, and as this was his first visit
since leaving our town more than II
years ago, We we're not only well pleas
ed to give hin the fraternal grip, but
particularly gratifed to see him look
ing fully as young as in the whilom
days and as full of fun as ever. We
smoked the pipe of peace" shared
our tobacco with him, and then lived
the old times over again. We talked
OF Wes McCintock, Bill Caslow, Tates
Miller aud all the boys who were con-
nected with the paper in those days, SO
long gone by. We then went out to
"see the boys" The only fault we have
to ind with our old friend visit is that
it was too short, and we assure him that
the next time he comes he viii not get
of 30 easy. The parson is now an at
tachee Of the Hooking Sentinel, of Lo-
gan. and he informed US that Brother
Green, the editor OF that paper, had
fully recovered from the effects of
drinking Ohio River water and his ar
duous !abors ut the recent meeting Of
the Editorial Association at Ports
mouth. The information was also vol
unteered that the Hooking Valley is
even more reliably Democratic than
ever, and that the boys all sing:
Ere the frost is on the pumpkin
Or the fodder in the shock,
Well wave the Turkey red bandann
Of the pure old Thurman stock"