The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-03-01
WISE AND OTHERMIsE.

The Tome srretch-tixing up a story
to tell your wife at a. m.
Look out for coun.erfeits? See that
you get the genuine DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup! Do not let the dealer sell YOU
some just a. good but insist upon get
ting the genuine with the Bulls Head
trademark on the wrapper
L is wise provision of nature that
man can neither kick himself nor pat
his own back.
Mid pleasure and palaces though we
may roam he it ever so humble there's
no specific for pain like Salvation Oil.
Price % cents bottle.
Yung BiIfkins went out hunting the
other day and shot six times at an owl
before he discovered that it was a piece
of mud on his eye glasses.
Peter Shaw of West Winfield, N. Y,
was afflicted with severe cough, with
pain in the side and lungs and general
depression, causing himself and friends
great alarm. He tried many remedies
with no good results. One bottle of Wis.
tar's Balsam of Wild Cherry completely
cured him.
Mrs. DeSociety-What a lovely baby
that is we just passed!
Mrs. DeFashion-Yes. it is mine.
Indeed
Oh, I'm sure Of it. I recognized the
nurse.
what Woman Ought OF Do.
The most important thing is to look
after her health. For her special weak
nesses, Paine's Celery Compound is the
best remedy. 1t builds up her general
health, removes debility and so keeps
her young with her children.
The woman who pays 500 for bonnet
will reach down p lamn chimney for
five minutes AMI nearly burn her nails
to the quick to light piece of folded
paper and save a match.
Ink for Ten Gents Quart
Every body uses ink. Everybody
ought to make ink from damon DYES.
One package makes quart of the best
black or colored ink. Ten cents pack
age. The best dyes for all uses.
a Scotch lady once asked a widowed
acquaintance a. to the character of her
late husband.
What kind Of man was he?
Well. was the suggestive reply, he
was just an expense.
have catarrh for twenty years. ard
used all kinds of remedies without re.
lief, Mr.. Smith, druggist, Of Little
Falls, recommended Ely's Cream Balm
The eff ct OF the first application was
magical, it allays the Inflammation and
the next morning my head was as clear
as a bell. One bottle has done me so
much good that am convinced its use
will fleet permanent cure. 1t is soOth.
ing, pleasant and easy to apply. and
strongly urge its use by all sufferers -
Geo. Terry, Little Falls n. Y.
Apply Balm INTO each nostril.
Mrs. Muldoon-Ah, Biddy, look at the
black eve you're gor; wasn't yez better
off on SO week at service?
Mrs. O'Brien-What if Mike do bate
me, I'm my own mistress now.
Hoods SarsapariIa is peculiar to its
elf and superior to all other preparations
in strength, economy and medicinal
merit.
Overheard in a street car-Is she small
in her dealings?
Small is no name for it. Why, she is
80 mean that she makes the hired girl
pick the flies off the sticky fly paper so
she can use it over again,
Almost miraculous are some Of the cures ac
complished by the use Of Ayers Sarsaparilla. Ii
the case of r. L. King, Richmond, Va, who sui
fered for II years with an aggravated form 81
scrofula, Ayers Sarsaparilla effected astonishing
results.
No, said old Bill Squeczers, who wa.
down from Bodie the other day, no.
didn't go to Judge Podgers wedding
The notice said, No cards and I'm durn-
ed if can fool away whole evening
where there's no chance of little four
bit ante.
A purgative medicine should possess tonic ano
curative, as well as cathartic properties. Thi.
combine nf fpfrr 1.
Ayers Pills. They strengthen and stimulate the
bowels, causing natural action.
Lovers are prone to self depreciation
Said he, tenderly, as they sat looking al
the stars: do not understand what you
can see in me that you love me?
That's what everybody says gurgled
the ingenious maiden. Then the silence
became so deep that you could hear the
stars twinklIng,
ADVICE TO MoTHERs-Are you disturbed al
night and broken of your rest by a sick child suf
fering and crying with pam of Cutting Teeth
If so send at once and get a bottle of ''Mrs.wins
lows Soothing Syrup for children teething. 1t.
value is ncalculable. 1t will relieve the pool
little sufferer Immediately. Depend upon it
mothers there is no mistake about 1t. 1t cure,
Dysentery and Diarrhr, regulates the Stomach
and Bowel cures Wind Collie ,softens the Gums
reduces Inflammation and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING
Syrup for children -eetLing is pleasant to the
taste and the prescription of one Of the oldes
and best female physicians and nurses in the U
s., and is for sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price . cents bottle. Be sure and ash
for Mrs. WISsIow's SOOTHING SYRUP. and take
no other kind nrmaDl9yl.
They have put up an eptaph in one OF
the London cemeteries, which equals in
pith end exactitude anything Of the
o!den time. Over the grave of en-.
tist there run these lines:
, view this Cravestone with all gravity,
lis tlling his last cavity"
; Many New Ideas
in the home cure of diseases, accidents
and how to treat them, and many hint:
Of value to the sick will be found in DR.
Kaufmann's great Medical Work ele.
CANT illustrations. Send three two cent