New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-20
THE TALK Of TIE DAY.
Three interesting " ads

Three interesting ads"
The firm OF George, McGlynn & Co.. general dealers
In anti poverty shop worn chImeras, and political job
lots, Is hereby dissolved in mutual disgust.
Henry George is prepared to act as tail to Mr.
CIeveland's Free Trade Kite short notice No
objection TO running Congress, any other form Of
anLtpoyery.
Or. McGlynn Is stlll doing business at tho old
AnttPoverty stand. No connection with the concern
over the way. Trades the Pope furnished on
application
r., When his brave heart trembled. Amateur actor
'uehearsing In his room)-Approach thou Like tho
Esnaad ge tes rScgGH FSsa@ beA 70
once ior all when you intend ~ pay tho money you
owe me 2"
We'll, er, call-call on Saturday" Continuing
the rehearsall-Ta any shape but that, and my
firm nerves shall never trembe.
"Tbe Springfield Union" the other day puzzled its
classical readers BY asking for translation of the
Latin sentence Outs crudus enlm lcctus albus ct
sprawl" OF course nobody could make anything
out OF it and so " The Union gives tho following
clucidation: Qus (whO) crudus raw enlm QorJ
lcctus, readJ albus (white ct spravit land Blew
Hoornw for the red, white and blue
How Tragedy was Avoided" You had q row
with Grigsby today, understands
+" Not much Of row, fortunately"
" How did occurt
"why, he called horse thief. a swindler, and
numerous other dsagreeable names"
:" tod him that for two cents would whip him.
Did he give you the money!"
NO. he had nothing but two cent stamp and I
never take stamps. "-(Lincoln Journal
HYMENEAI.
II happened on this wise. Tho bride, Miss Day,
Was led In by Sol, who gave her away.
Sir Night was the groom, the best man; Mars,
Tho ushers all OF the family Stars.
Old Twilight, the parson Joined them in ono,
(Crickets and katy dds laughed at the fun)
The bride hid her face on the breast OF her lover
And turned away for the wedding was over
-CThe Atruist
A Maryland farmer writes: We are reducing our
flock OF sheep as fast can to please Mr.. Ceve-
land. We will have them down to one ram and @
shepherd dog noxt spring"
Tough on John" It's bloomink shame, remarked
one Of the fancy uptowncrs, that sullivan can't git
"You think It won't como off N
NAV an ere poor John has been a keepink sober
an gettink into nne physical condition, an tho
whole business goes for nothlnk"-(The Epoch
al oan never be moro than a sister to you,' said
buIom widow, tenderly, to an old bachelor who
had pb0p0 %sS:m r,s Won o,,, r., ro,no0s.d ra,
lantly. " am not a man to lose hope"
g Yes, but say cannot. she persisted ,,
may yot be my mothern-law "-twashingon Critic
The "Purgatory' Is the appropriate namo said to
be given to a new brand OF very high collars.
Excessive Rudeness-Daughter-I don't think,
mamma, that young Mr. Sampson Is very polite.
Mother-why not, my deari
DaUghter-Ho gave mo his seat In street car to-
day without touching his bat.-tThe Epoch.
Ploughing in Catornla-southern California Agent
-There, sii, look Into that field. Did you ever
SEQ man plough so easily as that n,o,, ,oos gam
to go easy dom, IT. The man seems 70 enioy
sYes; str keeps Jumping and dancing along Ike
Looks good deal Ike 49, I must say"
Little Boy tnativel-Pop a,n't dsncin' bog tryin
ter keep outen tho o. the tarantulas an rattle
snakes wot he turns up.VOmaha world