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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

member Of the boats crew sold it to q
farmer, to the great indignation of the
passengers, who wanted it taken to a
safe distance and restored to the water.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

soul, lives on the South Side. She
drives a thriving trade in penny Ice
cream, colOred lemonade, and sweet
meats. 1t Is decidedly enjoyable To
watch the eager children as they flock
around her stand with their pennies.
The little folk of that locality do not
buy chewing gum, but spend their
cents for penny ice-oream. Mrs. Null
Hgan is a great favOrite " tn the sdear
childher," and often treats them to lie
orice drops or g. "wee l3it1 of moiasses
candy.
GoodnessI How dirty and how hap
py they arel Their faces are So 1e-
smeared with sweetmeats that you can
hardly tell the white from the biack.
The sidewalk refreshment stand IS S
product Of the summer. it disaanasrs
with the leaves and Aowers.--C. lIHagn
Ledger.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28
TOPICS OF THE TIMES.
"A Choice Selection Of Inter
esting Items.

LADY DEUAnIoND, the American girl
who had to leave her titled English
husband on account of bad treatment,
Is trying to secure $500, 900 which
belongs to her and her young daughter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

ALEXANDRA DUMAS is the richest
writer in the world. This may be taken
in two ways.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28
LIFE IN THE PINERIES.
LOGGING AND RAFTING IN NORrH-
IVES TERN FORESTS.

Spring Breakup and the Journey from
the Forest to the Saw 8liIIs-ApPear-
ance Of the Eiaftsmen in the Cities, and
How They Spend Their Time.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

OW and then there
appear on the city side
certain o1d-IOOk-
ing men, who never
fail to attract a passing
glance from hurrying
pedestrians. Thes e
are tawny in hue
and sWaggerin gin gait.
The prevailing tint
from SLOUGH hat
to rough boots is
X a faded yellow.
This is the usual
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28
Sidewalk Refreshments.

HE city of Chi
cagO is prolific
in sidewalk re-
fr e s Inn e nts
S an d S
and boo h s
W h e re nOn-in-
t o xica tin G
drinks as well
as ice cream are
sold, are found
at almost every
street corner.
Very often the
ente I'D rjSin e
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

CIGARETTE smoking has become a fad
among the aristocratic fair of Balti-
more. Not only girls but married
women OF high social standing in the
city are inyeterate smokers, and a few
of them are so welded to the habit
that they are unable to break off, fear
ing disastrous results from a sudden
removal of the stimulating effects of
tho tobacco.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

THE Project of Paris has igsuel an
order forbidd.ng newsboys to CRY any
thing in the streets excepting the titles
of papers The law was first PASSED by
the Government of the Republic in
1893. Under the reign of Napoleon I.
the law fell into desuetude, and with
the exception Of brief revival in 1916
has remained a dead letter ever since.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28
THE HIRED GIRL.
By ANNA CERES FRTrsCH.

EARKEN now unto my
words, oh, ye housewives
of America, for verify / say
unto you, whereof the
heart is full the tongue
speakethe
So We employ a hand
maiden, look ye well unto
her ways, for her heart is
filed with cnnnina. and
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

skill of rope-walker. The lOggers
spiked boots aid his hold upon the tim
Der, and his cool head and steady nerves
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1888-12-28

Her pleasant voice know fun wen;
ne'er have SEN her face.
But i am certain IL VIII ten
OF gsnuensss and grace.
] DO not even know her NAME
Hex age I 40 Got know
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
THE WEEKLY WISCONSIN.

The WEEKLY WISCONSIN, published at
Milwaukee, Wis, is the best family newspaper
and has the largest circulation of any news
paper in the state. 1t is printed from new
types and is always clear and legible. The
subscription price is only $I.oo per year.
The proprietors of this journal have made
arrangements whereby they can offer their
patrons the beautifully illustrated atlas
published by Rand, McNally & Co., contain
ing Io2 pages, bound in the best English cloth
binding land which alone sells for ~ SOY, with
the WEEKLY WISCONSIN one year upon pay
ment Of only ST. 50, expressage free.
We also offer a s.. 90 barometer and Their
mometer combined, which is very accurate III
fortelling changes in the weather, particularly
high wind, storm and tempest, with the
WEEKLY WISCONSIN one year for ST. 20,
express free.
A photo etching Of Munkacsy's grand paint
ing, "Christ Before Plate" 2Ix3o inches in
size, and most perfect reproduction, is given
with the WEEKLY WISCONSIN one year for
only $I.Is.
The Family Physician is another of the
valuable premiums offered by the WEEKLY
WISCONSIN. This is large, handsome
volume, which alone sells for $500 We
offer the Family Physician together with the
WEEKLY WISCONSIN, for $3.50.
We also offer the Dictionary of American
Politics, book Of $50 pages and over 200
subjects, together with the WEEKLY WIS
CoNsIN one year for Stag
Finally, we offer what we call the Farmers
Bargain; We send the WEEKLY VISION
SIN and the Prairie Farmer, one year, to-
gether with the Report of the Farmers In
stitutes in a large octave book, all for ST. 50.
This is the best offer ever made. Samples Of
both papers sent on application to us.
Sepd all subscriptions to CRAMER, AIKENs
1 C4AMER, Milwaukee, Mis-.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10

a otsikine Plcturs--A ksvivni ef Old-Time
6imrllcitiss,
In one Of Harper's issu0s II given very
6n0 illustration OF Roberts celebrated
painting. known a. "Doctoring Old Time"
4 .represents typical ld.tiner. with his
clock, with It's cords and weights carefully
secured. One oil these clocks In this gener-
stion Is appreciated only as rare relic.
The suggestive name. -Doctoring Old
Time. brings to our mind another version
VI the title. used COR another purpose--Old-
Time DoctOring.
We learn. through reliable source. that
one Of the entcrprising proprietary medi-
cine firms OF the country has been for years
investigating the formulas and medical
preparations used in the beginning Of this
century, and even before. with q view Of as
certaining why people In our great grand
fathers time enjoyed q health and physical
vigor so seldom found in the present gener-
alton. They now think they have secured
prevailing opinion that then existed. that
Nature has u remedy for every existing
disorder" was true; and. acting under this
belief. our grandparents used the common
hcrbs and plants Continual trespass upon
less abundant. and has driven them further
from civilization. until they have been dis
carded AS remedial agents. because OF tho
difficulty Of obtaining them.
II. H. Warner. proprietor OF Warmers safe
cure and founder OF the Warner cbserva-
tory. Rochester, N. y. has been pressing
Investigations In this direction. into the an
mails OF old family histories. until he has Sc
cured some very valuable formulas. from
which his firm is now preparing medicines.
to be sold by all druggists
They will. we learn, be known under the
general title Of Warmers Log Cabin RENEE
dies" Among these medicines will be u
-sarsapariila- for the blood and liver. Log
Cabin hops and buchu remedy for the
stomach. ETC., Log Cabin cough and con-
sumption remedy. Log Cabin hair tonic"
Log Cabin extract for internal and ex-
tcrnal use. and an old valuable discovery for
catArrh. called Log Cabin rose cream
Among the list IL also Log Cabin plaster
and Log Cabin liver pill.
From the number Of remedies. II will be
seen that they do not propose to cure all
lieved by many that with these remedies
new era is to dawn upon suffering human
ity. and that the close OF the nineteenth CEN
fury will see these roots and herbs, US co n
pounded under the title of Warmers Log
Cabin remedies. as popular as they were at
Its beginning. Although they come in the
form OF proprietary medicines. yet they will
be mono the less welcome, for suffering hui
manity has become tired of modern Doctor
ing. and the public has great confidence in
any remedies put up by the firm OF which
H. H. Warner is the head. The people have
become suspicious OF the effects OF DOCTOR
ing with poisonous drugs. Few realize the
injurious effects following the prescriptions
OF many modern physicians. These effects
OF poisonous drugs. already prominent. will
become more pronounced in coming gener-
ations. Therefore We can cordially wish
the od-fashioned new remedies the best Of
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
yssle Maasasla.

\ The name Of Josephine Mansfield turns
up In the newspapers 1t regular intervals
and with great variety Us to details. In
last weeks newspapers she was success
siyely described as havingtlied in New Jer-
sey. with being the stout but undisputed
belle in Saratoga among gamblers and
sporting men, and with having turned
ranch owner in the far west. In point OF
fact Miss Mansfield is still in Paris, where
she is settled for life. She is not fat but
rather slim in build. and looks about %
years of age, though she is probably verg-
ing on 80. She stopped me once in the
Boulevard Capucines to show me slip
taken from Galignani, which describes her
as dying Of starvation in Arkansas. There
were two men on the box of the pheton,
and the horses were worth about 81, 900.
Altogether, Miss Mansfield is neither fat,
starving, nor melancholy, but drifting
along in an exceedingly amiable and con-
tented frame Of mind in the French CAPT.
tai. The Frenchmen told extraordinary
stories about her. The escapade which
brought her into notoriety here is exagger-
ated until she is supposed to have been
the cause Of the late civil war, at least.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
FROM PUGET s IND.


The Northwsstefn InlanA - x1heougA
which the FrsAactions - An go Co..
ainents Begin 70 Ebh 80 Ftew-EnessnA
|, tbs Terminus II = 0reaA O1m1nnontn1
Railway ard u the Oesaa Ferry Dstwssn
Astn, Alaska, ord Amsriea.
fsPEcIAL connEsPoxDxucn.l
TACOMA. Wash Tor. DNpk y, lSBa.
Steam and electricity have practically an
initiated distance. To-day the pactnc coast
10 not more distant from tho Atlaatic than
Western Ohio was generation ago. Ia
coma Is only ~ remote from New York a.
Monday Is from Saturday. TacomA IL city
Of to-day; II scarcely had = yesterday. In
1850 It had 100 population: to-day Il has IT,
O0O. Few American cities have had more
substantial growth and prosperity, and
fewer can point to = future a. fun Of PROM
Use. What Is back OF Tacoma7 the reader
may ask. There is much. In general
way. the cfty's resources are oommensurate
with the Pacific acknowledgements
which man did not give. and which man
cannot take away. Tacoma hes the best
and most accessible location ON Puget
Sound. has q perfect harbor ON the finest
stretch OF inland sea water In the world.
giving 1t unsurpassed shipping facilities to
foreign countries.
Tacoma has charming scenery; 10 the
north, COMMENCEMENT Bay. q breadth OF
sheltered calmness. with ships and steamers
at anchor. and waters constantly changing
In color: to the west. the Olympic Noun
tains. with barren snow-capped peaks:
while to the east. rising In SNOWY glacial
grandeur. IL one Of the highest mountains In
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
A Steam, Pocket Heater.

According to local paper Bridgeport,
Conn, man has invented neat thing in
the way of steam heater to carry about
on the person. 1t is called "the portable
body steam heater" Tie apparatus is
small affair, consisting of q copper boiler,
under which is diminutive lamp, all en-
cased in q nickel box and balanced some
thing like a compass in a ships pinnacle,
SO that no matter what position the out
side box is in, the boiler and lamp will
always remain in the required verticle po-
sition. The entire apparatus is so small
that 1t can be carried in the pocket. After
the lamp is lighted the water in the boiler
is heated and circulated through rubber
tubes, which run down the legs. around
the ankles, up around the back and back
to the boiler. The circulation of the
water keeps the body warm on the coolest
day. A safety valve and escape for
higher pressure of steam than the affair is
allowed to carry flows off at the back of
the wearers neck. Elaborate heaters are
being constructed for ladies' wear. They
can be worn inside the hustle and entirely
obscured. Before going out of the house
the lady's maid can light the lamp, which,
by the way is gagged to run six, eight or
ten hours" We don't believe these novel
heaters will take anywhere south of Canada
and Minnesota, but they are just what is
needed to encourage successful coloniza-
ton in Greenland.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Liberated from Their r>tter.

By the helpful, genial action OF that most benef-
cent Of aperients, Hoststter's Stomach Bittsrs,
the bowels soon throw OF the burden that par
alyzed and weakt ned them, and resume their
normal freedom Of action. The action of the
Bitters, unlike that Of average purgatives, in
wolves no gripping or drenching. II 1t did it
would, like them, be valueless for ordinary use.
There 10 nothing ungentle or unnatural attend
ing it's operation. Upon the liver. no less than
the bowels its action is most benign, pro-
noting 6 hsalthful bilious secretion, and direct
ing out Of the wrong and into the right channel.
Conformity with costiveness, other bilious symp-
toms disappear when it ia systematic ally used,
and the stomach 10 strengthened as well as reg
u!at ed by 1t. Malarial complaints, rheumatism,
debility, nervousness and kidney troubles are
completely relieved by It, Sleep and appetite
are invariably promoted by It.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Remember

ALLcocK's are the only genuine Po-
Rous PLAsTERs. They act quickly and
with certainty, and can be worn for weeks
without causing pain or Inconvenience.
They are invaluable in cases Of Spinal
Weakness. Kidney and Pulmonary Diff
culties, Malaria, Ague Cake, Liver Com
plant, Dyspepsia, Strains, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Sciatica. Heart, Spleen, and
Stomach Troubles, and all local pains.
Beware of limitations, and do not be de-
ceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
ALLcocK's, and let no explanation or
solicitation induce you to accept sub
stitute.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Mirht Oyertax His brain.

Mr.. Isaacstein Ito school teacher}-How
was dot leedle Jacob getting on nit arith-
metic? -
School Teacher--He is doing nicely. Mr..
Isaacstein; he is in percentage now.
Mr.. Isaacstein-Vas dot so. Veil don't
you teach dot poy holdings less than 100
per cent. He vas too young yet to study
yery hard.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10

ONE OF the reasons why SCOTS Emulsion
has such large sale is. because it is the
best. DIR. W. II. Cameron. Halifax. N. s.,
says: Il have prescribed SCOTS Emulsion
OF Cod Lirer OIL. nth Hupophosptites, for
the past two years and found it more. agree
able to the stomach and have better results
from its use than any other preparation of
the kind have ever used" Sold by all
Druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
HelDing Her Husband.

Mr.. Longcurls-My dear, can't you sug-
gest title for little poem have written?
will read it to you'll am sad tonight,
sad, love-"
Mrs. Longcurls (who is not poetical)--
Don't read your rot to me. Call it AN
Imbecile's Balderdash;" and, here, take
this money and buy ten pounds of liver
and four mackerel and be sure and smell
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Carl Pretsel's Philosophy.

Der vorldt vas half goot und hall
badness. Look der goot on der face
und your back vas on der bad fellers.
To been oxcrootionately goot, init.
out knowledge fon dat, gifts you : high
inshtep in der estimation Of your
Majors
Der bug bed vas shmall quadreped,
but he vas yoost der TELLER dot Good
make mans init achiant indelleck feel
for him.
Yen can only been great succeed In
dis life when der seeds vat y0u plant
vas full Of dheir outsides IN nit gcot
shtuffin. Sunday National.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
VJnlucky DAYS.

Lucretia wants to know "the lucky DAYS
TO be married on. II your young man is
addicted to the flowing bowl, Lucretia, and
smokes cigarettes, and reads base ball
news while his mother splits kindliug
wood, take our word for it that any day
from Jan. l to Dec. l inclusive is mighty
unlucky day to be married on.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
A Thoughtful Wife.

Wife Ito country editor)--Aren't you
feeling we'll to- nisbt, John?
Country Edltor-Not very, my dear. An
indignant subscriber came into the office
this afternoon and mopped up the floor
with me.
Wife obviously Heavens, John, hope
he didn't stop his paper too.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
On the Balcony.

| ada radiant in new hat. Bella dazzling
in new hat. Their hearts are full of
loathilsy).
Junk dealer (passing(-Laties, any old
close? Ipaysh highest brices! Ipuys for
scarecrow.
Ada-Scarecrow Bella, sell him your
bonnet.
| Bella tquickly)--It would only scare the
crows. Sell him yours to kill them.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Wayprinu.

Freeman-Dont you think this doctrine
of infant damnation horrible one?
Sours (slowly>--Well, I don't know.
used to think that way, but since the
Howler family and their new baby moved
next door to me, I'm kind Of wavering-
kind of wayerinp.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Cancer Cured,

DR.. F. l. Pond is having wonderful sue
cess In the treatment and cure of cancer at
the cancer hospital at Aurora Ill. There
are numbers Of cures recently made by him
which are truly wonderful. Those afflicted
should not hesitate. bnt should go there for
treatment M once. For information. ad-
dress DR.. L. L. Pond. Aurora III.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Not In Good Health.

Citizen Ito Uncle Rastus You seem to
relish that melon, Uncle Rastus.
Uncle Rastus-Yes, sab; 1t am one oh de
fines Ise EFT dis yeah.
Citizen-But you are not looking very
we'll?
Uncle kastus-No, sab; doan fell very
peart, TO er fact; I specs it am de millyun
] EFT las night.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10

Clarence, dear, said the girl anxiously,
what in the world do you suppose papa
would say il he knew that Won drank beer?
You know how very strict he is.
But he doesn't know it, darling" re-
sponded Clarence, reassuringly, we had d
drink together to-day and We both took
whisky"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Writer'S Cramp.

Tramp Ito editor)-Can you help pro,
fessional brother, sir, who is suffering
from writer cramp?
Editor-Well s'pose SO; do you know
of a permanent cure?
Tramp--No, sir; but 25 cents to buy a
meal never fails to afford me temporary re-
lief
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Plenty Of Rest.

Young man, said dominic solemnly,
don't you know the Sabbath is a day Of
rest"
"Yes, know" replied young Selvedge,
1but since the old man stopped advertising
shall rest all the week, and I've got to
exerc 50 when get chance"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Smoothing Matters Over.

when your husband comes home
drunk, said the magistrate, lis he ugly?"
"No, sorr, he's plisant.
then why don't You try to smooth mat.
tiers over?"
@Oi did, sorr; Oi hit him wild smoothin'
oirun."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
A Considerata PAM.

Enamored Youth Your father treats me
with the most distinguished consideration.
The other night he called to me as | was
leaving and reminded me that l was for
getting my umbrella.
Sweet Giri-Yes, papa was afraid you
would be coming back after it the next
evening.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
What Did She Mean.

Mr.. Van YAH alone, see, Miss
Quilt.
Miss Quilt-Yes.
Mr.. Van VI hate my own company.
Miss Quilts do l.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10

Moxte has created the greatest excite
messed. from the fact that il brings nervous.
exhausted .overworked women to good pow
ers OF endurance in Q few days; cures the
appetite for liquors and tobacco at once,
and has recovered large number OF cases
Of old. helpless paralysis az 8 food only,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
lin the Course OF Years.

Citizen Ito old engineer)-I s'pose in
your long life on the road you have met
with more or less mishaps?
Old Engineer-Oh, yes; lots of EN-.
Citizen--Probably run over dozens of
people?
Old Engineer with pride Dozens!
I've run over hundreds.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Changing His Colors.

Kind Hearted Old Gentleman Injecting
countryman)-Who do you look SO blue,
my friend?
Countryman [who has just been cleaned
out by a bunco steerer)r'Cos I'm SO tarnal
green, that's why.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Outside and In.

A salt Goldfish breakfast and rubbe
overcoat will keep man dry through
long storm.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
A Dimcult Taek.

Livery stable proprietor Ito young man)
What made the horse runway?
Young Man-A COW jumped out Of the
bushos BY the road and frightened him.
Livery stable proprietor He 3 small
horse. Conldn't you hold him?
Young Man Yes; but couldn't hold
him and the girl, too.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
She Had Fired One.

did you ever shoot cross bow?"
asked an enthusiastic archer Of Miss Ethal-
india.
Ever shoot cross beau?" she replied,
/ should say had. George got SO cross
last night that fred him out of the
house"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was q Child, she cried for Castoria,
When ahe became Miss, rho chung 70 Castoria,
When ahs bad Children, she gave them Castoria
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
M 81 kad 81 Soc r..

On learning Of the engagement 81 !
Miss Bliss 10 . Mr.. Harris, ! friend d
the young lady sent her the fol1cWino
lines:
It's sts1uGe n 0nch 3 w0r1d - III
But so-so q the fairost W us n ss r b
That ono should loayo 0tnko q 49, @A
10 BE- fgeexuw hiEA1eod. \ III
Harpev's MdOaxjyss
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1888-10-10
Natures Law A Fraud.

Miss Spinster TO bird fancier)-I would
like to get canary bird, sir, that is fns
singer.
Bird Fancier-Yes, msdam; now there
as fine Q little fellow as ever saw.
Miss Spinster-Fellow? IL it masculine?
Bird Fancier-Oh, yes; the males only
sing.
Miss Spinster departing in indignation)
II think it is perfect outrage.