The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1888-05-24
WISE AND OTHERWISE

WISE AND OTHERWISE.
A New York jury recommends that
druggists shall not be allowed to sell rat
poison except upon the prescription of a
physician, 1t Is presumed, possibly,
that the family physician must necces-
sarily know whether there are rats in
the house or rot.-GLouisville Courier
Journal
While the United States has law
that no immigrant shall enter the coun.
try who has alreaey secured situation
in it, the Canadian Immigration Depart
ment has regulation in regard to the
dependent class of immigrants that none
shall enter the country who has not a
situation or home already provided
/ Montreal Witness.
Mrs. Moses Abbot, Hammondsport, N.
Twas in consumption for twenty years,
became so weak as to be unable to sit up
and supposed her case incurable. She
was cured by using Wistar's Balsam of
Wild Cherry.
Brown-How is business with you,
Dumleyl Dumley-Slow, very slow,
nothing doing at all. Brown. How about
that little bill l sent you three months
ago? Dumley-Well, to tell the truth,
haven't had time TO look it over.-.The
Epoch.
Robinson-Brown says that you owe
him $l5, Dumley. Dumley (ndignant)
i do not owe Brown cent. | did owe
him $l2, but the debt became outlawed
last week. Any man who will lie like
he does ought not to be tru5ted.-lTid-
Bits.
Whether on land or sea, on the prairie or in the
crowded city, Ayers Pills are the best cathartic,
being convenient, efficacous, and safe. For
torpid liver indigestion, and sick headache, they
never fail,
Boston daily has established the fact
10 its own satisfaction that Job was an
Irishman, for it attributes to an Irish
man the phrase, skin of his teeth
III Boston journal.
There is nothing in the world that
makes politician so mad as to have the
people pack convention on him.
i Nashville American.
There in no danger to human life more to be
dreaded Than that which arises from vitiated
blood. Dyspepsia, rheumatism, headache, and
general debility all result from 1t, and are cured
by the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. Take it this
month. Six bottles. S..
Among the things that won't bear the
lighta shadows Binghamton Leader.
The Mediterranean is merely little
pond for American millionaires to float
their toy ships on Louisville Courier
Journal.
Consoling friend TO henpecked hus-
band why don't yOu give your wife a
piece of your mind? Henpecked hus-
band (dazed) Peace of my mindI Great
Scott, man, she never lets me have any.
It'd Bits.
II the liver and kidneys are sluggish
and inactive, Hoods Sarsaparlla will
rouse them to prompt and regular action.
Take it now,
Whatever the erudite Chicago doctors
may say about the impOssibbility of the
Omaha man killing himself by holding
his breath, happen to know that there
have been such cases. G. E. L. in
Chicago Times.
A curious feature of the Indiana boom
for Gen. Harrison at Chicago is to be an
organization known as the 'Tippecanoe
Club-aged men who voted for William
Henry Harrison as President. Five cars
will be needed to transport these veter-
ans. 1t is safe to say that this display
will be unique.
The editor of the SmithvilIe News of
Georgia was not enabled 10 enjoy the
balmy month of March on account OF
circumstances over which he had no
control. He says: Sunday, March 4
was the birthday OF one OF our little
notes, and we had to hustle like thunder
TO get the money to meet it; Tuesday,
the 9th, was the birthday of our young
est account with the Atlanta Newspaper
Union-a little affair of So; Wednesday,
the 9TH, tramp printer relieved us of
two brass galleys, a pair of scissors, a
pipe, pocket knife, and the good will
of the paper; and on Thursday, the oath
we entertained three strong chills, a
slow fever and five of our poor relations
at dinner.
DOG cheap"-Hop Compound. Pints,
Soc. High Merit. Low Price. Spring
Tonic, made from fresh hops. Pleasant,
Try it,
Gossip is said to be the art of putting
two and two together and making five
Of them.
If liquor should be sold at the dog
show, would the dispenser OF fluids be
called whine clerk or a bark keeper?
Now comes another Shakspearean
crank who says that the bard must have
been broker, because he has furnished
so many stock quotations.
Matthew Arnold objects to American
nomenclature, and 'Griggsville. Briggs
vile and the like, set his teeth on edge
On pleasant mornings Mr.. Arnold is
often seen on Rotten Row.
Dyspepsia and Liver Complaint.
Is it not worth the small price Of rs
cents to free yourself of every symptom
Of these distressing complaints, if you
think so call at our store and get bot
tie Of Shiloh's Vitalizer. Every bottle
has printed guarantee on 1T, use &C
cordingly, and il IL does you no good It
will cost you nothing Sold by John T.
Shurtleff, druggist.
For the relief and cure Of the infiam.
nation and congestion called a cold in
the head there lie more potency in Ely's
Cream Balm than in anything else 1t is
possible to prescribe. This preparation
has for years past been making a bril-.
liant success as remedy for cold in the
head, catarrh and hay fever. Used in
the initial stages Of these complaints
Cream Balm prevents any serious de-
velopment of the symptoms, while
almost numberless cases are on record of
radical cures of chronic catarrh and
hay fever after all other modes Of treat |
ment have proved Of no avail,