The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1888-01-11
WIT AND WISDOM.

Two very little girls were one afternoon enter
tanning themselves and their elders at an after
sp oe IPeat and she was standing up before the
company trying, through much tribulatlons OF
timidity and forgetiulness, to display her accom-
The other little dot became aggrieyed; nobody
was taking any notice of her: everybody WAS is-
In She pushed before the star of the occasion,
and ratified off Indignantly; - ,.,..s
1.-TWO years old las Tuesday-born Falmout-
Barnstable county-name Alma-Mlsser Ceve-
land P'esident-Adam frs mani"
She had succeeded; every one III the room
roared. and the general attent' II was fixed upon
her little vain SELL
Don't let neuralgia and rheumatism get rooted
in the system, but kill them with Salvation Oil.
Hot drinks should be avoided in cold weather
They have a tendency to weaken the lungs and
throat Take DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup for coughs.
IL was lately said of a self-suficent reformer in
words that many persons might well lay to heart
And so every day he gave the Almighty
Advice which he deemed of great worth,
And his wife took in sewing
To keep things a-going,
While he supernicnded the earth
The ChurchRan.
For any case of nervousness, sleep
Ies6neSs, weak stomach, indigestion, dyspep-
sia try Carters Little Nerve Pills Relief is sure.
The only nerve medicine for the price in market
Jones attended wedding the other day, where
the groom was an infantry onicer "0ne OF me
best branches of the service" he remarked as ne
Congratulated the bride: 'deaths are so frequent
that advancement is certain and rapid"
Palpitatlon of the heart, nervous
ness tremblings, nervous headache, cold hands
and feet pain in the back, ard other forms OF
weakness are relieved by Carriers Iron Pills,
made specially for the blood, nerves and COM
plexion
A ludlcrous mistake happened some time ago
a funeral The clergyman was reading the ser
vice until he came TO that part when says our
h eroee wss mae or emae
He turned round to one of the mournerS, ana
asked whether it was brother or sister a,
The man innocently replied: mo relation at
all, sr-only an acquaintance"
81 WILL never buy a cheap extract again."
said Mrs. Wilson, when she found her child's
life in danger from eating an ice cream favored
with an extract recommended for its cbeapness.
Buy BTnett's, and be sure.
In the police court one day witness returned
such queer answers that the opposing counsel
'Your Honor, believe that man is eyading the
TRUTH"
WITNESS, you must answer all questions truth
fully" admonished the court.
''Yes sir intend to, but give me little tlme
I'm all out of practice. you KNOW"
thine Tries all Things" and has
proved that DIR. WIsTAR's BALsAM OF WILD
CHERRY is the remedy par excellence for the cure
of coughs, colds. Group whooping-cough, bron-
ehitis, asthma, sore throat, and influenza. 1t
cures coughs ttastdnter, and even consumption
yields to its magic influence.
~ don't believe in feeding tramps at the door,
said Mrs C. you feed them once and they are
sure to come back"
"Well don't Know" replied Mrs. Y. 81 al
WAYS give them bread when they come to my
door, and can't say that ever knew tramp to
come second time"
'oh. well, Mrs. Y. you bake your own bread, do
you not?"