New-York tribune., 1888-08-26
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

II IS lucky thing that every letter Mayor he"i'
writes doesn't put man In hoc"
Tuesdays cyclone a pretty bad one along tho
coat but II was hardly up 10 the Kansas variety ohs
reads about, which hrsls the corn ON the s'alN ana
takes all the feathers OH the poultry.
A Terrible MIsakc.Coloncl Core 90 strsns,r az
LoulsviIlc-That man who just went by Is drLssis.,
lie made an awful mistake IN putting up prcssilp'ut
last week and We came mighty neas running MN "'
u sfrangcr-Ah! He put up morphine for quinine'
tnIoncl Gore-worse than thet, slrl He left ous
the whiskcy, sr-lPuck
"No campaign hat has yet been agreed upon'" ss's
a Chicago paragrapher, by amy of the poaucai par's
now IN the field that led by Belva Loch"ooi.
For particulars consult the fashion plates for August
But that would mean as many dlhereht sohs Vi ""'S
as there are members of the Lockwood party
aTbe Acme soncs- an illustrated book Of Repul'
lcan campaign glecs, Is welcome addition to ihs
literature of the canvass. This neat pamphlet puo'
lshed by j. c. 0. Redlngton, syracuse NJ y. comahs
loo songs with music for the unfamiliar tunes ana
twenty cartoons by Thomas Mast and Others
VIII Call and See Them.-Customcr Ito groccrs boy)
RoyHYessr: he (, in dc back room rcadln' de news
Customer-Is he society man -, ...,o,,o,s
Boy-No sir but he's 3 Scn gGt ,os comn tsE Z:
town He's very anxious to see some oil 'en'-NN'"'
York sun.
Alabama on whce's7 IS the name OF SHOW %
through the West. II is about time FOR Alabama 10
Get up on wheels and make some progress, but one IS
rather staggered at the present rate OF -.oty niles
an hour
A Terrible Rcvenge.-sIiss De Pinl-No, Mr. suitor'
II can never be. l shall never marry Nnnn.,
The iiea Catch me walking IN any o'i'cf "o'''"'
M sutor dcpartnsI hsi no & at%n3n, sSaes MS YoS 30
couidn't get them ont Ih ladelphia Record.
A good many Democratic editors seem conceTa
inst now about the outbreak OF war with Canad@
They would all have move into Mexico In that case
to escape the draft
Visitor Ito editorial roonls-Who Is that man In tho
corncrl lie seems TO be completely exhausted
Reportcr~oh that's tie statistics editol-hes most
ALWAYS that way nowadays $3.50, -, 4.
V!sitor-Poor man! It's too bad' What does no
max Rcporter-He keeps account of the Democrats wso
are going 10 vote for Harrison and oieclOn-spnh|
field Union
The "old Romans oratorical by-rlay with E'
snia.box and haudanna is about Cceronian a. any,
thing in his speeches.
4 Letter Of Acceptance was rustlng about uneasv
in the Brain Of the candidate; o,,o -. aox,ou, 20
Keen quiet awhile" replied the Brain Of the can.
OF protection clothes TO cover your fecirade dc'eop
AID so the Letter OF Acceptance remains within tho
Brain of the Canddaie.-(iiartford Post
Tho "tanl, drama theatrical managers say, vii
come TO the front again just soon ss the eompeu-
ton at the bathing beaches ceases
"Hcro's a piece Of pie y said an R-st woman to q
TSanss.9 he replied. catching eagerly at II ard
o''s ona you Want knife TO cut It with!s she In
quired.
Madam he said in freezing tones. do ! ioIs h.
like man who would eat pie vi, knife '-'"a aS"'
! ington Critic
It is suggested tha, ono reason for President C!eve
lands popularity In England is that he hes never oeSn
! hera
When Grover Cleveland stools TO folly,
| And finds too late FREQ trades bundcr'
| What dodge can soo;he his mclancho'yi
What art can him from sorrow sunder'
| The only dodge 20 hide HIS blunder
To screen his freetradc hopes and wlshes
Is to produce some small beer thunder
| Relating to CanucLs and fishes.
Another e.-iIrsband-what are you reso'ns'
Wlfe-The Case OF Dr. Jekyn and Mr. Hyde. ...,a
H'-Well. | wish that cae OF Milwaukee ,na woma
come, for I'm mighty thirsty, l tell yoh-tn''''"
Courier. --
Charles f. sprague, the voapuk expert, deues W..
the word for drink IN the new universal ishsusso
such a law breaker a. dlinhadik" This rsmos'
was feared, would drive away many promising '''-
puk converts
An Englshman mas discovered anidc,c tor - fsil
lessncss Tho patient, when he awshs ann ias ss1, he
asleep again, must follow tho hicsn o' 'nLs * vey
had before his slumbeis were aroused , iis having
simple indeed. In case a man awake, mi,pH. aeap
had dream he should Immediately iail asi' pp,nd on
and dream one and then awake and Keep h'ss.S h's 10
H. II is wonder this idea has never 'iuicrsld
persons troubled with msomna-iNoffs'o"" '
Senator Morgan spoke for thirty seven hous ~ss,
Fisheries Treaty, and his friends say u w" - .n
strain on him. What must the strain nave 80 Al
tho senate ccials Who has to stay IN their Places 'A
this time and listen. u
How ~ po Ilya,e Ma.ron--Nevcr sir never sn ,hs
you marry my daughter with my consent, and sous
very sight OF You, sir and Wish eou" ~
way 10 make you miserable -, ..,,, you ~
Obnoxious Sultor-We then, why ovn
como my motherin-law l-lPhiladeiphia hes"