The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-09-21
BRIGHT BITS.

YES" said the sunburnt man, 81 had splen-
did luck and caught splendid string of fish"
BEG pardon interrupted a auiet-faced man,
but what office are you running for?'-BoStoH
Transcript.
A FASHION TEN says that ''mens hats will be
of unusual length this year, " but they are not
likely to be as long as the faces of those who
lose hats the November election.--Norrts-
toCn He aid.
Mrs. FLyspARRow to new acquaintance
on seem to be- an fnveterate lover of the weed,
mr; Nicotine May ask if your father smokes?
Mr.. Nicotine rust not, madame. He has
been dead some time. -roicn Topics
BRoKFR-rm sorry, Uncle Rastus, that can t
! do anything for you this morning, but charity
You know, begins at home
Uncle Rastus- Al right, sab. I'll call around
| at 20 holse this ebenin bout o'clock, sah.--
Time
SANE THING Born WAYs.-Teacher rhetoric
class)-MiSs PurplebloOm, you may express the
thought Necessity is the mother of invention"
in different words.
Miss Purplebloom- Invention is the daughter
or necessity.-Ltfe.
THE three sons of the Duke of Aosta have
pre- ented their future step mother pearl neck
lace worth $4,000. It is plainly to be seen from
this that the lady will be handicapped in treat
ing them with good old step-mother cruelty
Rochester Post Express
Practical MOTHER-Are you sure that Mr.
Nicefelow is a man of means?
Daughter-Sure? He has been idling at Bar
HarbOr all summer.
Well. he must have had wealth when he
went there; but is there any of it left? That's
the question ~ Philadelphia Record.
MAMMA (the next morning. Edith, my dear, 1
don't think you should have such late callers
Mr. Simpkins staid here until after II o'clock
last night
Edth--Why, mamma! How can you call him
late caller? I'm sure it was only few min
utes after o'clock when he ed!-Puch.
81 TELL YOU Hyde is as reliable a man as you
can find anywhefe?"
What! jim Hyde reliable man? WHY. he
is noted for never telling the truth
ITO be sure, that's the very reason you can
always depend upon him; if he tells you thing
you know it isn't so.'-Shoe and Leather Re.
porter.
Nor ALL LOss-'Theres the luckest man in
seven counties" said an Arkansas man to an
eastern traveller
How SOg
Had his house burned down and lost six
children t'other night, sab"
Where does his luck come IMP"
Saved his coon dog. sab, saved his coon
dog. '-Droke's Magazine.
Mr. PooRMAN- Yes, my dear, all is lost. lam
| nearly bankrupt We must leave the city at
Mrs. P.-Mercy me! No operas, balls par
| ties
None. We must close the house. 90 south
| and board at the St Fashion Winter Hotel"
But that is high priced resort
True, out it is cheaper than wintering in the
! north and buying coal. htIadelph,a Record.
DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEw-Borely meets
| Boredly down town, and inquiries how he does
after his summering. Boredly-Oh, Al! You
see, had a chance to run down to the CITY
| now and then Mamma and Angelo? Well
| $3.50. You see. they had to remain in the
country all the time, cons aquently not so well.
etc.
Borey Injecting Miss Angelo that afternoopl
So glad to see you. Your father said YOU
were
Miss Ayes, just splendid; but poor papa
you know, TO his great regret, had to go to the
city quite often, SO consequently, etc.-Harper's
Bazaar.