New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-28
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Southern California resorts arc ambitious ana
enterprsng After establishing reputation as WIN
ter resorts, they propose to enter the Held as
summer resorts.
Wanted-sounds From Home-Omsha Man formerly
\ Of New-Jersey-What is tho matter Win NY "ho'
Family Physlolan-NOthins' except that she is
But / can't afford to close my business and go
well e. stand tub of water out in the sun few
days That VIII breed million or so Of pretty fair
Size mosquitoes'-( omaha World
Judging from this paragraph in "The Washington
Critic' politics in Washington are good deal hhe
politics In this city
First CitizenI hear Bluemengers mas gone ihto PoF
itIcs Is 1t sol
second Ditto-Yes he's opened saloon on the
corner
Mis-: s1sDod gp bs Is mot tSs she fequ
Ing esys seven days indeed she
claims at is all wrong never did approve OF these
long enga gements; they very apt to amount 10
nothing Transcript.
The citizens of the Twentythird and Twenty-fourth
Wards are complaining Of the inadequate police force
In that part of the city. In territory nearly as
large as the southern half Of the city there are only
1874 men; against 1924 men in the rest OF the city.
1t is claimed that such small force operates against
the growth of that part of the city, hrst because IL
cannot sufficiently protect those who already live
there and secondly because people seeking homo are
afraid to settle in district so poorly protected
A Business suggestion-Mr Mould, the undertaken
was Complaining, about business, and appeared some
@Urah,n Suggested his wife, 81 wonder II It
a bargain sale of collins for the next thirty daysI
think people would take advantage OF i"-Ihe Epoch
General BouIanger enjoys being an author but It
is suspected that no would rather be President than
write
"what arc you dolngf' demanded citizen of a
replied the cOuntry%an ;tpash ss0r
bell. The knobs got pulled clear into the hoie"--
burlington Free Press.
"When 1 look at the congregation" said clergy
man recently, 81 ask where the poora But when
count the oertory in the vestry ask where are the
rchi"
his mustache, dropped his Gs, and got into society
again)-Fact Is, sooletys gettin much too mixed,
evenin, to find you've been hObno6bin' with shop
keeper sittn' next his wife at dinner, you Know
sF Mr. robson lie that great
abrac warehouse in Conduit stand the toyshop at me
%sT a 5s'S mT moher the OF
Todeson feels he has been putin his foot IN t-Loh
don Punch
theatrical company, 1t is said, Will soon present
a play entitled "A Bar of Soap" 1t ought to clean
out the house.
the plea OF toothache. When he failed 10 return
the bank officials the root Of the matter, and
found that his plea was tooth in SO 70 SPEAK, ana MS
accounts too Neutrality-suspicious. Herald.
In a performance Of "Uncle Toms Cabin to be
given in Boston next there will be no donkey
on the stage This is an innovation that might be
followed in good many other plays.
Policeman ito new rcsldent)-Say, therei What are
you trying to stuff that letter Into the hreaarm box
New Resident (rantically dancing around the boxl-
Gwayl There's fire at our house, ana I'm going 70
send for the fro Free Press
This chestnut has been worked over In Washington
Why is Belva A. Lockwood like Evei Because she is
a side issue.
Evolution Never stops.--Newspaper Canvasser "a
few years hence-Dont you want TO subscribe Tor
american CitIzen-No, I've got no use for news
papers ,ov ,h., can has
"Why you see, / have private wire Of my own
to the baseball grounds. S-tOmaha World.
-
NOT EXCLUSIVELY A NORTHERN PRODUCT
From The Pittsburg Chronicle.
Speaking OF wndmllls let NOT forget the ono
from Texas -
RATHER AHEAD Or GENERAL GREEDY.
From The Hartford Post
| One sure and Agreeable sign OF summer: TIE
TRIB USES FreshAir Fund starts along at lively rate
SHE LIKES GOOD COMPANY.
From The wichita (Kan) Beacon.
Tho O,aan going 10 Scotland for month, IN the