New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-24

Rise, Debar, and scntillatol
There is a Democratic club in st. Louis called the
Vest Club, In honor OF the Missouri Senator. vest
club is better than a bloody shirt club but perhaps
II 1t took of It's vest bloody shirt would DO dis
closed
Why They Moved-A litlo Harlem boy, whose I'm
necunious parents are always moving from house
70 another, was asked by the sunday school aeacner
60 Why did the Israelltes move out Oh Egypt .,
because they couldn't pay their rent, suppose"
was the reply.-(Texas sitings'
The Province of Ontario, Canada, appears to have
repudlated tho Scott liquor law, nine counties which
had adopted 1t having veted against 1t last week
:" The people, says Tho Toronto World "were
willing to try an experiment from which so much
good was predicted they tried 1t and found 1t sadly
| deficient Drinking was not diminished; where
there had been one tavern, half dozen Illicit dives
took its place tho drinking of spirits instead OF beers
was encouraged; system OF espionage and swearing
by informers was introduced that was dlstaseful 10
tho people those who voted for the act took no In
terest In its enforcement; hard feelings were engen
dered In communities where harmony had prevailed
the cost Of enforcing this optional law was not fairly
laid on the municipalities that declared for 1t, and
in many other ways it was found utterly bad"
die ates that the material Is OF the best texlbty and
toughness. The cheap broom corn Is OF SICILY
ey the or GREEN spns assert that the
of tho yellow splnts give them green batn, anu
s Se pnt to try her
cake she may be putting deadly poison IN IL: mo
men who make this dye, however, say thst IL Is d
harmless vegetable compound.-tGood Housekeeping
Women who contemplate murder, homicide or such
crimes would do we'll to go to California before COM
uniting them, II The San Francisco Examiner Is
correct 1t says: "The trial Of woman on this
Coast II there DO anything In the least interesting
about herself or her family, is simply pubic snow
1t Is not meant to DO taken seriously. The woman
| rrhc oil IN ~
gladiators armed with leaden sworus' 'us''e pays
the part Of the gladiator.
First Tramp-If 1 had my way I'd have 500
Second Tramp-You would, Ell And then there
would bo one working day IN every ,o woS liam make
galley slave Of the poor laborng man, "ouiun' 'ou
-(Iexas Sifings
convention will be held at Ashevillo, n. C., this
week tho object of which will be to secure for the
southern States q larger share OF the foreign mm-
grafton to this country. They can have good part
OF New.Yorks share by paying the express charges
He was an undertaken, travelling East, and had
formed the acquaintance of an anaoe gentleman IN
the car, with whom he became conndenta.
"One of our embalming processes Is You have
never had any experience, OF course With human
bodiesl. ,, 49, .r,s,o .on,,.u.n
"What 7" exclaimed tho undertaken aghast you're
| not a rosurrectioDist are your a., c,..
mo: Pm ono Of the managers OF the chicago
| Baseball Club'-(Chicago Tribune.
| John Hail. OF westbrook, Ca, named his first
| child First Half his next, Second Half; his third,
| Other Half, and his fourth, Best Half lie says
| that his blessings come In halves.
| You can brighten any potentate in Europe, Just
] now, by stepping up behind him and shouting Boo
| iongxhay '-(Springhed Union
TRAMPs IN THE PARKS.
| Some flowers that bloom In the parks are those
| Which belong to the genus called sot;
| The color most generally on the nose
| Being that which Is known as rcd-hot.
with the advent OF sunshine the benches contain
| Distinct aboriginal hom0s;
| And take them in bulk You could hardly refrain
From believing them specimen chromos.
In Boston Sunday school-Teacher-what can you
| tell the class about the translation OF Eahl
Young Lady-Not very much bat | can tell all
about tho translation Of Z0la-lWashingon Critic.