Telegram-herald., 1888-09-02

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sIth tae .es4 II a sa3csD rsss0yl tast
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INTO sas oack yard they would al drop
dosa Ga tssir b4cEs ana sGiek up shsif lsss
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Perhaps Jns reason 1hy peepis move -
often - because there are 80 lev rsalis &c
sfabie places a. moisFsis moalEly
lsnl4i Landlords seem - dssl in sx-
lrs'uss EsspscIsbls people u small ssl-
aries cannot afford % pay 50 aud so per
m9nth rsat for house thAt Is only coul-
ioft4bis and no more. nor sill sueh people
be- siling ~ i've ia snugty little hOysi
ua0ath. The great SsmAnd Is tOr pretty and
convenient houses a. rental OF hot 10 ex-
eeed els. per month and the man WHO hrst
builds for the aoc0 a. m0cati0n ot this really
good elsss 0i tenants will reap . rich re-
Nsrd.
''rsbitha. all the world is queer save thee
aud me aud lhee's 4 little queer" said
lhe good Quaker 20 his vile
This is the INTRODUCTION.
SOs for the story
Not 50 very long ago occurred bang-up
church wedding which required the united
efforts Of two OF the clergy and two hun
dIed friends ID solemnize. The reception
which followed the Auspicsons event was
gorgeous gasbght affair. Flowers bloomed
every where and the bride Was
the Queen Rose of all. Tables
wsre artistically decorated and a dainty coli
lstion was served thereon. Elegant presents
gladdened the eye OF the hsDpy pair and
after congratulations and good wishes had
0sen given and received the bride and
groom left on the noon train Tor q bridal
trip OF several weeks duration pre-
sumAby}. On the Sunday morning follow
ing. the TELE6RAS HERALD. with it's GUS
tomaTy attention 10 detail. published very
pretty account Of the wedding. The next
day the bridegroom appeared in the busi-
ness Office and asked for four copies of the
Sunday morning paper which contained the
account OF his welding. producing therefor
the tune of eght-count 'em-cents. 1t
was explained TO him that the price of the
Sunday morning paper was i've cents. He
said that bis wife had given him the money
TOR the papers and she was sure that it was
enough. IL was explained again. There
upon he DEPARTED. Soon he returned bring
ing with him bis new made fathsT-in-law.
who proceeded to inform the management
OF the business office that be was a regular
subscriber and ought to have a reduction.
pom being told that it could not se done,
the Bridegroom inquired in very abiect
sort OF way, Gould you not sell me the
halt Of the paper that contains the account
Of the wedding aud keep the other half
YOURSELF
Mrs. Brown borrowed a bowl of grsnu-
ated sugar from Mrs Green and the next
morning she came over early with the bowl
in her hands.
Mrs Green" she said, I've heard it
said that coffee sugar was a third saeeter
than grsnulated sugar, and as always buy
coffee sugar. I've brought you the bowltwo
thirds full" This is slso true story.
The above stories are told simply TO Illus
tra'e some of the little weaknesses Of man
kind-and wOmankind - and the latter
kind has more psculisrities and weaknesses
perhaps than the former. All are afflicted
With isulto and blessed with virtues. There
are those whose great fault il is to be
misery; and there are those whose great
fault il s to be spendthrfts and II is hard
10 tel which of the two is the greater or
that PERSONS own faults do not stop with
the injury to self alone but reaches out its
msiign grasp on all SIDES and taints ali
vith whom II comes ia contact. But there
is one thing that must always be remem-
bsred. Before condemning the conduct Of