The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1888-12-07
DECEMBER FLAKES.
lyon can't weigh grams with asrammar.
Nor sugar cure hams With a hammer,
Htsw plumbs with q plumber.
Do Sums withs summer,
Nor shear ar old ram with q rammer."
John 8. White

Do Sums with summer,
Nor shear an old ram with q ammer."
John s. White.
Now for the holidays.
Mr.. Jesse Foote can ride like a cow
boy.
= Look up Edward Brsnne's new I'D.
this week.
In less than twenty days the days will
grow longer.
A genuine chinook wind prevailed for
. time Tuesday.
The boys 60 skating one day and swim
ming the next.
The srtssian lake was covered with
skaters Saturday.
Regular meeting of the council this
Thuraday-nisht.
Indians at Lower Brule are all down
with the measles.
Postofice burglary at Mt. Vernon
last week. SIS haul.
Eggs are scarcer and higher in Kimball
than ever before known.
Several pedestrians were overcome by
heat. on Main street, Tuesday.
Waterbury want a physician and
wants one bad. Where's Cart?
The hardware mon have been doing a
big business in skates recently.
Say, girls. it's the last month Of leap
year. Let no single nan escape.
A Dawson county farmer has shipped
a carload Of pop corn to Boston,
The hotels each set out an elegant
dinner Thanksgiving, SO they say.
The neatest rms i n Mitchell is a
beer wagon-ao says the R,pa6Hcan
There are ten applicants for the post
office with back counties to hear from.
Geo w. James calls attention this
week to a new and exceedingly useful
hay burner.
A new chimney is being built on the
NJ. E. church and no more trouble 10 an.
ticipated from smoke.
Wyant & Doerschlag have sold their
building on the corner of Main and First
streets to ]. Nj. Green.
Doctor Felker now drives q black
pony with tinted lines. hooked to a
bright red blackboard.
The young people. under Prof. Fore
mans management. are rehearsing
Among the Breakers"
The Shenandoah Qowa) college has
1000 students. That's an institution
worth having in a town.
A new orchestra is to be organized
here which will include q double bass to
be played by E. A. Stewart.
A frst-class "devil' 10 wanted at this
office. One that will work nicely with
a tirst-class "angel"-none other need
apply.
There are two periods in a woman's life
when she does not love to talk. When
one is we never knew, and the other one
we have forgotten.
The ladies of the Presbyterian church
will serve a general supper together with
ice cream. from 6 to 10 p. M. on Tues
day evening, Dec, IL.
The Presbyterian Sabbath School will
have Christmas exercises on Oh ristmas
eve, Monday Dec. "a. Presents for the
children and good programme will be
given.
Painesyille(O Democrdt:-H. Osborne
of the firm nf Osborne g. Hubbard, is in
the city and will soon commence Dor.
ing for gas on the Than premises,
State street.
E. s: Freese and W. d.. Aeierstein
have somewhere IN the vicinity of 500
turkeys and chickens on hand. 1t takes
from 10 to 30 bushels of corn a day to
feed the birds.
The binder which has stood by the
opera house for the past month or more
has stood there long enough. The
street committee of the council wishes the
owner of it to remove the nuisance at
once.
A young hoy. whose name we have
failed to learn, fell through the ice on
the nrtesian lake, Sunday, while skating.
and was only rescued by timely assist
ance. Little boys hat can't swim
shouldn't skate Sundays.
A scientific exchange states that a
single pair of herrings, If allowed to re-
main u%ndisturbed for twenty years,
would supply the whole world with an
abundance Of food. Why 10 get a
pair for the artesian lakei Then all
we'd have to do would be to fish for q
living.
Do not forget the claims Of u advsr.
tisers. The person who never reads the
advertising columns Of a clean, nicely
printed paper misses more than he o,
she thinks. Our patrons are reliable,
and for your interests. their interests,
and our interests; we nsk you not to ig
more them.
A bright little four-year-old daughter
in Kimball, who heard her mother ex
press q desire to ind some photograph
which had been mislaid weeks ago. said
They are In the big book where Chris
is. mamma" Sure enough the leaves o.
the family bible unfolded the missing
pictures.
A public installation Of the newly
elected officers of the Masonic lodge will
take place at the opera house Wednes
day evening, Dec. 10Th. 1t is possible
and extremely probable-that the even
Ing's. entertainment will close with
social hop. The affair will undoubtedly
be q PLEASANT one.