The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-11-22
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
Two million dollars were lost and
won in New York on the election. ~

house is like the trademark on a cake. OF
soap, it soon wears of. s
Mr.. J. Smelling, of Red Oak, Barn;
we'll county, made 1900 pounds of seed
cotton on one acre this year.
To deny, as Peter did, is bad but
not to weep bitterly, as he did, when We
have denied, is worse. ss
TO prevent shoes from creaking, soap
the soles well, and rub soft soop in the
seams where the sole is joined.
= Anna F. Dickinson has brought suit
against the Republican nationakcommit..
tee torecoverS 81 ,250 for making campaign
speeches. 81
= Tom-Do you know, Jack, that a;
wood -pecker reminds ne of my tailor?s
Jack-Why? Because he bores SO with.
his bill" 5ss'S:s.
= Requested to define the word "den.2
tist," Saphir said: "He is Imam who
pulls out other peoples teeth to got some.,
thing for his own % bite" -: 3,
-" "Miss, what is your exact age?" ask
ed the lawyer. when go out withmy
papa am fifteen years of age; when Is
am with mamma, only twelve" /" sss
"A North Carolina justice of peace
fined citizen S. for contempt of court
in not bringing out pail of water
for the Justices horse while he was tray.S
elling. sa x
= The latest woman's club is q New
York organization. It is called the
Kindly club, and its object is the suppress:
sion of "evil speaking, lying and SANDER
ing" 1t has wide field tor its work.
Harrison will be inaugurated exact.
" one hundred years after the "Fatherofl
bis Country" Washington was inducteds
into Office, March 4, 1889. and Harrison
will be ineugurated March 4, 1889.
= Gen. James Craig, who died recent
ly at St. Joe, Mo-, was one Of the few. .mens
whom history records as having beengde.s
feated by single vote. This happened
when he ran for Congress in 1880.
Mr.. Harrison is an elder in the
northern Presbyterian church. Does he
favor union with his southern brethren 6
Between the Northern and Southern
Presbyterians there is great gulf, audsitl
seems fixed. 49,
Mr.. John Wesley is reported as
saying that he did not doubt that certain
people would get to heaven but he did :
not care for their company here. God
could get along with folks that he could
not. ~
An electric light wire in West
Chester fell on the platform Of passing
railroad car, and, catching in the clothing
of one of the train hands, dragged him
from the coach. he was lyslightly in.s5
jured. 4. q;
"A q recent large convention of
women sixty women reporters took their
places at the tables in front of theyplat..
form. There was only one man steno.zz
grapher on duty and he was eaid tosbe';
employed by q, woman.
= While Gen. Harrison is thinking of.
the remarkable tidal wave that bore him:
into power, let him also think of the other
Harrison's remarkable victory forty eight
years ago, followed four years later BY an
overwhelming democratic triumph.
1t is estimated that there are {, ,000, ,-s
600 men in America who get shaved three
times week. That means an expenditure
of thirty cents week, or $3.50 q year for;
each man, or for the 5000, 900 S16, GOO, goo:
annually.
-"I don't say marriage is 8 failure, =
said Adam candidly, ss he sat down on az
log Just outside the Garden of Eden and
looked hungrily at the fruit on the other
side OF the wall, "but ifI had remained
single, this wouldn't have happened. Z.
Deacon Ito country minister: 81
s'pose, parson, that the advance in your.
salary from FIVE to six hundred dollars
will be big help 10 you." Minister &
ayes, indeed. The addition of one hun--S
dred dollars will enable me to hire q man
to collect tie FIVE hundred dollars. = o53s
"A reporter in an article on the dest:-S
tute poor, spoke of the great number OF;
persons reduced to poverty by the "mys-s
terious DEGREES of Providence y His as-
tonishment may be imagined when he
saw the intelligent printer had altered IT.
to "mysterious decrease of provisions.
President elect Harrison has tWos
cousins in South Carolina-one Major
Whitner Symmes, who lives in GreenYille,s
and the other who bears the family nsmet
and lives in Chester. The. Greenvilles
cousin voted the Republican ticket for
President; but Mr.. Harrison, of Chester,
voted for Cleveland. 5ss..
= "Seems to me you are always want,
ing money, Mary Jane. I gave you -75ss
cents yesterday. Do you think l am g
gold mine? Here's quarter" Uptown.
an hour later.) whats that. Garry
this State by $4,000. I've got $50 that
says he won't. PLSup gentlemen, or shut
up. Money talks !" s
- The least harmful adulteration of.
flour made from wheat is the addition Of
twenty to thirty per cent. of corn meal
ground very fine and bolted. That will
hurt no one, and judging from the;
quality of some of the cheaper grades of:
Western -four it would be an improvement
TO put nlne.tentbs of it corn meal.
- The Chinese vote in New York city.
numbers As in all. Ofthese, 30registered,
but the number of votes they could infu.ii
ence was far greater than an ordinary obs.
server would suppose. Tom Lee, the
Chinese deputy sheriff, with German:
wife, lives in East Slst street now, and is.
a powerful Republican factor in the affairs
in the 81 assembly district. William.
Sing, once the richest Chinaman In
America, has son on the police force and
wields powerful influence in the 4th yard
politics. S.
"A pretty incident that illustrates
the character of President Cleveland's
wife happened on Saturday. Just as
Mrs. Cleveland left the train which
brought her to New York she stopped
for a moment at the engine and, looking.
up at the engineer, smiled and nodded
her thanks to him. The engineer blushed
and took his hat off as the lovely little
mistress of the White House thus honor.
ed him. The President laughed at this
evidence of the thoughtful consideration
that distinguishes Mrs. Cleveland.
= In the blizzard of last March, "a
good sized limb was broken from large
elm tree in front of the residence of DR..
Vile, of Danbury, Conn. The limb was
not severed entirely fros' the trunk, but