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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-04-15
Catarrh to Consumption.

Catarrh in its destructive force stands next TO
ard undoubtedly leads on to consumption. II
is therefore angular tn t those afflicted with this
fearful disease should not make II the object OF
their lives u rid themselves OF II. Deceptive
remedies concocted By ignorant ~pretrnders 70
medical krowledse have weakened the conf
dence Of the great ms5 ,rity of sufferers IN AL ad'
v~trtisei remedies. They beco ne resigned TIA
life Of misery rather than torture themselves
with doubtful pal iatives.
But this all never do. Catsrrh must be met
at eve'y stase md combated with all our might.
In many cases the disease has assumed DANGER
ous symp oms. The bones and cartilage OF tn
nsse the orSaus Of bearing, of seeing and OF tat
ing 20 affected 81 ss to be useless. the uvnla so
elongated, the throat so infamed and irritsted as
to produce a constant and distressing cough:
SANFoRD's RADICAL gURE meets everv phase
OF Cat4rrn, from a simple head cold TO The most
lcathsoms aud d-s rrc'ive stages IL Is local and
constitutional. Instant IN relieving, pc manent
In curing safe. economical and never-failinR.
Each package contains one bottle OF the RApI:
CAL CURE, one box Of CATARRHAL SOLVENT, and
an IMPROVED INHALER, with treatise; prize 81.
POTTER DRUG Il CHEMICAL Co., Boston.
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How Fast can Jacob Writer

Aroyal obstacle looms up in the way Of
Jacob Schenkel6erger, the newly appointed
pension agent at Syracuse. There are
q, 600 pensioners in this department, who
draw their pensions once in three months.
This makes it necessary for the pen
sion agent to sign his name los 600
times during the year, 8 feat which it
is said a man with such a name
as Mr.. SchenkenbeTger cannot perform,
There era seven letters in Major Poole's
usme and he is an extraordinarily rapid
penmau vet he could average only about
j, 200 names q day. There are 10 lettezsin
the new SCENTS name, and as be Is not an
unusually rapid peEman the feat is said
to almost approach the impossible. Ad-
hitting that the neS agent csn write as
fast az Msjor Poole, he viii fad it nsees-
sary to spend 293 days of the year in un-
remittiugly writing his nsme. No one
but the agent can attach his signature. 1t
Is prObsble a law will have to De passed 10
permit the use of stamp, IS was done for
Mr.. Spinner when he was United States
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Worth Knowing.

Mr.W. q. Morgan, merchant, Lake City,
Fla, was taken with = severe Cold, attend
ed with distressing Catsrrh and running
into Consumption il its first stages. He
tried many so-calied popular cough rem
edies and steadily grew woree. Was re
duced in flesh, had difficulty in breathing
and was unable to sleep. Finally tried
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton and found immediate relief, and after
using about q half a dozen bottles found
himself well and hiss had no return of the
disease. No other remedy can show so
grand q record of cares as DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. Guaranteed
to do Just what Is claimed for it. Trial
bottle free at Logan & Co.'s Drug Store.
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in his W house. He had taught hi, wifi
20 play poker two or three winters ago, aut
frequently since then they had friendly lit
tie sessions, using buttons for chips, Tn;
other night, though, he brought bone
box of the genuine, nice stacks of whites,
reds and blues.
"Now," he said, "Ill just show you
how poker is played among the boys ]
never could take any interest in it with
them cussed buttons, but this seems natu,
raj. Well call il a dollar limit; whites a
nickel, reds O quarter, blues 80 cents, and
take SIS worth each. Now, il You break
me I'll buy you that seal mnff."
The game proceeded without any mate
rial change in the size of the piles for
nearly an hour, when Mr.. Brown had
three tens pat. Mrs. B. took three cards
pair of bullets all the t~ime-caught the
third, and beat him out of So. This was
all right, except that Brown remarked
that he had never in his life seen a poor
player that didn't have all the luck. FL
nally he lost the other 81.
"Gimme mother five, and if l don't
knock you out in fifteen minutes by the
clock I'll never turn another card" he
said.
Mrs. B. didn't ans wer; that Is, she
didn't say anything, but her look said,
That's all right" The luck seemed to
90 Browns way this time, and he pulled
in quite q few chips. Mrs. Brown was
dealing, a third party Browns brother
a looker-on at this period, and, of
course, it was Browns age.
'I'l come in" said Mrs. B.
"Ob, of course you will, said Bro wD.
"Well, then, put up another dollar and
you won't have so many chips"
"Ill raise you a dollar, James" said his
spouse.
"YOu will, will you? Dollar bettern'
you.
Mrs. Brown Just came in and drew Two
cards. Brown thought he'd keep his, end
when his wife Clipped without looking be
promptly raised the limit. After carefully
looking them over the lady thought she'd
raise it another dollar. This made Brown
fairly bound off the chair, but he had 10
call, only to have a flush beaten by a foil.
He quit there, and when his wife giggled
said 4:
Il don't see anything funny about il at
all. Anybody could play with the cards
you get. If l had them you would have
qeen broke two hours ago.
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ANEW IDEA.
simple Suggestions by which Pnono
May be Encouraged.

s,mp,e- suggestions by Which fuon'
MAY be Encouraged.
Sam Francisco CsronscS.
am really afraid the taste for puonc
music is dying ont. The h~urdy-gurdy Is
losing its place in society, and as means
Of livelihood it has been seriously a Ie
by the selling of pianos on the ins1ai un. =
Man and cheap comic opera. ana wneeyI
70 become of italian opera when the nutoy-
ourdv goes? Who will sing "Home 70 o ",i
Sonntsinsr and the "Miserere," anu al
those beautiful lavender flowers Oh sons
then the hand organ gets driven OH WIG
corners and the vitiated taste Tor musio
rs.ches tine masses? Campanini will neVe.
come hack to us any more. De VOL las.
star has retired into domestic spscs. Le,
ns have a school tor the hurdy-guray, sna
yoopIar terms and examinations n grauu-
atoms We might have series OF ques,ions
~ ha answered before q certificate ana an
organ were issued, just to be sure tnss
was no superficial knowledge oil tunes 'h"'
made the artist. -.,p,
A. Sweet violets."
o. 'sWho was it owned the clocsf'
a. "My grandfather"
Q. What was there peculiar ABOUT 'n"'
clock?"
Q. "When did it step?"'
A. "When my grandfather died."
q "Wbat was the matter with the
cradle?"
A. 'It was emvty."
Q. "Why was it empty"
A. "B,by was gone"
Q. "who was it that Was ever true anu
fsithfulg"
A. 1T wasn't anybody"
Q. "Whst wa it?"
A. "a dog" .u
o. How do you know it was a doaF"
A. ''The song says So"
o. "whst is it that you will never
never find?" =
A. "a better friend than poor dog
Tray"
Q Can you tell what watch it is goes
forever without needing 6xipG?'
A. s'The watch on the Rhine"
Q. ''Who was it that was coming!'
A. "Poor Black Joe" =,
O "What was there extraordinary about
his hesd?"
A. at was always bending low =.
Q. "Who was it that was inplored not
to weep any more to-da5P'
A. my lady"
Q. "WhyS"
A. because they would sing one song
to her old Kentucky homeAto her old Ken
lucky home far away.
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sj4.-Hsrp, harry
Answers will be published in two weeks.
Revenged.
Detroit Ersf prsss.

Revenged.
Detroit Free Pres.
The cold, naughty, purse-proud mer'
chant prince who treats his ribbon counter
gentleman and gentlemen's underwear
salesladies with mere ciyility or chilling in.
difference had better beware. The time
may come when their positions may be re.
versed.
'See here, jerks" said one Of these AFRO.
CANT millionaires one day to a ninety-pound
ribbon counter clerk, You want to attend ia
your business better, young map, and no,
waste 50 much Of your time flirting with
that red headed underwear girl across the
aisle, mind that"
Euraged and Inundated the down-trod-
den ribbon counter serf VOWS and seeks re-
veDge. His time comes soon, aye, that very
night!
The purse poud, cold blooded merchant
prince goes to the theatre. He buys an
admi sion ticket and stands up, being Of
an economical turn of mind.
LET us pass, SIR" says a calm, cold
voice at his side. He looks down and be,
holds the ribbon counter clerk in the mag.
nificence Of full dress, with the under.
wear girl in flowing robes and l6.button
kids hanging to his arm. The eyes Of the
men meet, but there ia no sign of recogni'
ton on the part Of the ribbon counter
clerk, only a cold, naughty, fixed stare az
ne passed proudly on to the % seats re-
served for him aud the underwear girl,
while the snubbed and Inundated mer.
chant prince stands on in the midst Of bis
own bitter reflections.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-04-15
Where the shoe Punched.
Nep York Sa=.

"YCu ought no. 10 have Punished the
boy so severely" he said reproyingly TO
the woman. THE dog belongs to a neigh
Dor, and, beeides, tying a kettle to dogs
tail is not such a wicked thing for a boy
to do"
'sThe kettle belonged to me-" said the
woman. still mad.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-04-15
RaneHa Her Youth.

Mrs Phoebe Cbesley, Peterson, Clay Co.,
Iowa, tells the following remarkable story,
the truth Of which is vouched for by the
residents Of the town: II am 70 years old,
have been troubled with kidney complaint
and lameness for many years; could not
dress myself without help. Now I am free
from all pain and soreness, and am able to
do all my own homework. I owe my
thanks to Electric Bitters for having re-
newed my youth, and removed completely
all disease and pain" Try q bottle, zoe
and 81 at Logan & Co.'S drug store.
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DALTIMORE AND OHIO K. K,

Departure Of Trains from wheeling. Eastern
time. Schedule In eject February 18th, ISIS.
Express tr Chicago and the NorthN est, 80
a. m, $40 p. m. and 1000 ?. m daily. and Has p.
m. daily except saturday.
Express for Cincinnati and s. Louis, $50 . n.
daily and HIS r. m, daily except Saturday.
columbus and Cincinnati Express, 2:s .. m.
sunday only.
For Columbus, 9;So .. a.. daily, and Ills p II.
daily except Saturday. and 2S p. n daily eJ'
Exprass for Washington, 4. O.. Baltimore.
Philadelphia and New York, S0A m. sna hNS
p. N, daily.
FOR P,ttsburs and Washington. Pa, 500 a, a.
and 7 .. m. daily; Rxpres, Sl0 a. m. las p. II.
daily except Sunday. Additional way train for
For XounIsyilis, j28c noon. daily except Sur
For Grafton, Sos p. n, daily excep. sunday.
Pr Cumberland, $50 9. N, daily sxccpt Sun.
Fer ~. C!aisvilis, 7:S . IN. and 100 p. m.
AID SIS p. m. daily except SUNDAY:
$50 q. n. q m. aud 6,<5 p. n. daily, and SEQ
N. daily except Monday.
Express trains aniye from 81. Loais And Gin.
RIpTes trains arrive tror Phiisdciphia, Balu.
more and Washington, D. O, loho q. m and lo8
'Trsias srr,ye from Columbus, 500 = m. and
saB p. In. Tally, and io:sS q m daily except
Trains arrive from Pit.sburg, 90 . 10. daily.
ana l245 p. m. and SIS p. N. daily except dun.
day, and tl:lo p. m, daily sIospt Saturday. ard
l,$0 O. N. Sunday only.
Trains arrive hnm Washington, Pa.'sOa- n.
lady except sunday.
From SoundFvtlis. Leo p. N, daily sxoS.t
sunday.
Trains arrive trca, Grafton. 90 4 m, daily 81.
Jept Sunday.
Trains arrive hon Cumberland, $50 p. M,
isily except Sunday.
from st Cls!rrv1lle ln:3S q m, and l'S. $40
and $40 D. 10. daily except sunday.
BaXyAys cS,lsd Tor s,d checked 81 totsle ssd
'esidenoee on orders lsft A. Ticket Ofecs, 100
Is-tot susst AMI OF Depot
O. X, LORD,
Cen. Fsa Agent,
v y. CLIMATE, Manager uiS
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Wonderful Curee.

". D. Hoyt & Co., Wholesale and Re-
tail Druggists Of Rome, Ga, say: We have
been selling DR.. Kings New Discovery,
Electric Bitters and Bucklen's Amics
Salve Tor two years. Have eve handled
remedies that sell 50 well, or give such
universal satisfaction. There have been
some wonderful cures effected by these
remedies in this city. Several cases of pro-
nounced consumption have been entirely
cured by use of q few bottles of Dr. Kings
New Discovery, taken in connection with
Electric Bitters. We guarantee them d.
ysys. Jnldiby Logan 4 Co.
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Novice In Poker Jargon.

A railroad official of high degree under
took to teach his wife the poker game this
winter under the pledge from her that she
would never use poker terms in company,
nor would acknowledge that she had been
initiated il the mysteries of the game.
When the Boston Ideals we're here a short
time ago the young vile, anovice in poker,
heard Barnshee reply to an inquiry as to
what was better than two pair of loving
souls: Three of kind" Looking up into
the stern face Of her hubby the little lady
calculated:
There, now; I've heard things Of that
kind said on the stage for years, but never
realized the import. It's q good joke. isn't
it-when YOU understand it, l means"
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Facfs Worth Knowing.

In all diseases Of the nasal mucous mem.
brane the remedy used must he Don-irri'
tating. The medical profession has been
slow to learn this. Nothing satisfactory
can be accomplished with doucEes, spufs,
powders, syringes, astringsnty, or any sim.
liar application, because they are all irri.
Eating, do not thoroughly reach the affect.
ed surfaces and should be abandoned "a
worse than failures A multitude of per.
IONS who have for years borne all the worry
and pain that catarrh al %infict, testify To
radical and permanent cures wrought BY
Ely's Cream Balm.
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His Only STRAIGHT Flu.h.

81 have been playing poker twenty-five
years, and l never held q straight flush but
once in my life" said q gray haired veto
ran the other day. Then it didn't do me
any good. There were seven Of us play
ing, and a jackpot had passed around five
times without any one having OPENERS.
On the sixth deal it was my first say. /
nearly tainted when l bsheld q pat straight
flush. l thought some n would surely
open it, and made what / considered nice
pay BY passing. Well, deg gone my but
tons, if every man around the board didn't
pass, too. The next time some fellow
captured the doodle with a pair Of jacks"
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DTTTsBURG, CINCINNATI AND BIT.
InIyJl RATYRnAn M

Pan Handle Routo) Under schedule In eueo
November 18th, 1857. trains leave Wheeling, Con
trail standard Time: For 5teubenville and Ptu,
bursh, $50 . m, 1895 p. m, $40 p. N. For
steubenvilie, 500 =. m. The e2: o. d. ard
SOS p. m. trains make direct connection fo'
Columbus, Cincinnati. indianapolis and Chicago.
The 1928 D. N. train makes direct oonnectoI
for Columbus and ChicsSp. Trains arrive 81
wheeling n 6:lo O. m. loiN. No., 2A6 p. n. ans
600 p. n. myH
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HOW MY SIDE ACHES!

EA Aching Sides and Back, Hip, Kidney
~ and Uterine Pains, Rheumatic, sciatic,
NANeuralgic, sharp and Shooting Pains,
lSWrelieved I'm one minute by the
Cuticura Anti.Pain Plaster. The first
tspcous, never.failing antldote IN pain, infam-
nation and weakness. Especially adapted 10
relieve female pains AMI weaknesses. At al
druggists, Is cents, or Of POTTER DRUG n
CHEMICAL Co, Boston. ap2
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A Oalat Family Gsma.

A veteran married man living On the
East Side says that cards came within an
ace Of raining his domestic happiness, &C
cordins to the Buffalo Courier. Contrary 70
the orthodox method of ~ruination in this
particular line Of viee, he did not frequent
gambling rooms, clubs or saloons to find
the broad path, but stumbled into it right
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-04-15
The KuOt-TyipR,

The puzzle-makers should not too long delay
commencing work OH the knots 10 compete for
the cash prizes-one hundred, twenty. ten, and
five dollars. The earliest TO begin will have
plenty of time before May % 10 revise and cor
rect the twenty puzzles, and will be more likely
TO win than the tardy ones whose work Is hastily
performed at the last moment. The blank 10 be
used for entering the matter may be had at any
on application.
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No. S64.-word Transmutation.

Each move" consists in changing one letter,
furnishing q substitute bearing the same relation
TO the other letters in the word, and still giving
a legitimate word. Example: Change Sin 10
Woe in three moves. Answer-Sin, son, won,
wood
l. Change Man to Boy in three moves.
2. Change Wife to Aunt in five moves.
3. Change Star to Noon in five moves.
4. Change Good 10 Vile in five moves.
S. Change Less TO More in four moves.
6. Change Corn 10 Meal in four moves.
7. Change Home TO Jail in five moves.
CLAUDE,
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SPHINX KNOTS.
Any communication for this department should
be addressed to Z. R. CHADBoURs, Lewistown, Ne.

Anycommunlcatlon for this department. Aouiu
addressed to z. r. ~CHADBoURs, Lewissown, Ne.
No. SOFA Curious Creation.
/ am not of flesh and blood,
Yet have l many q bone;
No limbs except one leg,
And can't stand on that alone.
Ny friends are many, and dwell
In all lands of the human race;
But they poke my poor nose into the muo'
And shamefully spatter my face.
Thrust me into each others ribs,
Stick me in gutter and feet;
/ have never a window, and never door,
Yet I of myself am shut.
ENGLISH AUTHOR.
-
No. S63 An Anasram,
A treasoner is he
Whose name / now seam,
And / find him to be
An ABLE RICH NAM"
NELsoNAS.
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A Question OF Terms

Father-Never lie, my son; always tell
the truth. Who's that riDgiug-a dun?
Tell him l am rot in!
Sor-Wouldn't that be 6 lie, Papsf
Fathe.-0h, no, my SOD, it's . financial
necessity.
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Epps's Cocoa
EAKFAS

"By q thorough knowledge OF the natural lawt
which govern the operations Of digestion and
nutrition, and bya careful application Of the fine
properties OF wellsslected Cocoa, MI. Epps has
Favored beverage which may save us many
heavy doctors bills. II is by the j~udicious use
Of such articles Of dict that a constitution may
sist every tendency TO disease. Hundreds OF
subtle maladies are floating around w ready to
attack wherever there il q weak point. We may
escape many q fatal shan by keeping ourselves
we'll fortified with pure blood and 4 properly
Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold
only In half pound tins by Grocers, labelled thus.
JAMES EPPS 6 Co. HOMEOPATHIC CHEMISTS
mrlIcdATI,TbSg London, England.
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- The BUYERS GUIDEis
&: :. !: ! G. !. ! z !. !. e: !: ! ! 8 !: !: IS; ! !. !: !: 9: 3: ]: J !.
issued March and Sept,
clopodia Of useful infor-
nation for all who pur-
~ chase the luxuries or the
~ necessities of life. We
can clothe you and furnish you with
all tho necessary and unnecessary
appliances TO ride, walk, dance, sleep.
eat, fish. hunt, work, go TO church,
or stay at home, and in various sizes,
styles and quantities. Just figure ou
what is required TO do oil these things
COMFORTABLY. and you can mako O fair
estimate Of the value Of tho BUYERS
GUIDE, which will be sent upon
receipt Of 10 cents TO pay postage,
WARD & CO..
lll.ll4 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Ill
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Ma gao "A Rauaral0n.

Ne. 500 A Rsversion.
A certain god, a nice old person,
Who guarded all things pastoral,
Is msde TO suffer q reversion
That makes his nature null.
No longer IS he any being,
But just a torpid state;
Careless, secure, ne'er slumber fleeing,
Guards every dro~sy pate. A. l.
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He Pooled HIS Affections
n.F.L

Mr.. Hoffman House-Why, Rookie, old
chap: what's becoms of oil those pictures
of your best girls that used to decorate
your rooms?
Me-. RoekawIy Bssch-You see, desr
boy, il was saeh = 5twaia on a fellows al
fections to give ne pHoper auount Of SEN
timent to each one, when there were sncn
lot, don't you know, that l just had
them dons into ere Of these composite
photographs. They make sn immensely
pwetty girl, and / can feel as spOony as l
ike over he,, and be doing the correct
thing by them all at the same time.
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Father-You scamp, if you ate that cake
1 win whip you! Did you eat it2
Son-No. sir.
Fsther-See here, I saw you, myself.
What do you mean telling me that lieS
Son-'Tain't 9 Lie; it's protective diplo-
macy!
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~
Answers.
SiS.- Valentines.

is.--Valentines.
sl9.-Lager, regal.
$50. White, while, whale, shale, stale,
stalk; stack, slack, black. .. Neat, seat, Stat,
slam, sum, glum, grlm, grim, .prim. $ Hate,
have, lave. love. 4. SAKE, sale, hale, hole, pole,
Pope. 5 Hand. hard, lard, lord, ford, fort, foot.
6. Blue, glue, glum, slam, Stat seat peat, pent,
pint, pink. 7. Hard, card, cart cast, east, easy
ISL --Scold. cold, old, L.. d.
49, -Fire-fies.
$50 A
10
CABlRIC
AD0BES
BOSOM
o VA
F0REMA
Is
sJ.-Harp, harry.
Answers will be published In two weeks.
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No. S66.-A Puzzle of Rhymes.
Claudio was my dearest friend,
To me her smile did sweetness -,
l hoped with her, my life TO -,
With Claudio.
But Claudio and I both liked the boys
As erst the sugar plumes n -
In fact they were my chiefest =,
And Claudie's.
The one | chose I will not name,
But Claudies taste was quite the -
I wonder, was / most 10 -,
Or Claudio?
For we fell out and had a row,
And We have ceased 10 visit =,
] do not even speak or -,
To Claude. IA.
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No. S65 A Logograph.
OF letters four l am composed,
A man Of wisdom great;
And sometimes also / am used
A kind Of plant to state.
But now, if you will change my head, .
Part of a book am /;
And likewise an attendant young
I'm me You viii descry.
Change one again and then you will
A furious passion see:
And | sincerely hope, my friends,
You'll ne'er get into me.
Another change will plainly show
] am remuneration,
Earn'd by all grades of working men
Throughout the British nation.
Renew my head once more, and then
A prison | appear,
From which sweet sounds OF issue iortn,
That pleasant are 70 hear.
ENGLISH AUTHOR.