Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-03-29


paper men have TO work nights also and
unless they can rob prosperous burglar
once in y while they have a hard row 20
hoe.
And what have the burglars ever done
for me that should now he called upon
to advance their interest?
When they had no other place TO 30.
have they not always felt free to come
10 my house, And how have they re-
warded my hospitnliiyg When they
went through my house last year and
found a condition of things which would
have moved the stonicst lcart, what did
they dor They stole valuable auto.
graph album which Ind been sent me TO
write in and had II 10 pay for. They
took valuahe umbrella which | had
borrowed few years ago. and which |
intended 10 return 70 the owner after
awhile They ntc some cold rice aud
sorghum which bad been set aside for
the use Of other guests. and then they
left the gate open SO that cows got 10
and ate up my lima beans.
Now am asked TO use my Influence
in he direction OF better sand bag facili-
ties for burglars and a more reliable style
Of rapid transit between the taxpayers
and the New Ielusalcm.
In years past will admit that was
running for Office good deal. and hat
to do things that vnnld retain the bur
gar vote, but now I am 1rm in my con-
victions and outspokcu for what | be.
leve to be right A man engaged In try.
ing TO be his own successor in the port.
folio of Justice Of the Peace is not free
moral agcut IL II more or less 80 Ia
al q 4,
Justice OF the Pence
Inow propose, with the help Of the
American people and an earnest. manly
effort on my part 10 shake of the bur
glar and come out and take higherg ground.
will go further and include the patrons
Of arsony aud other Socialistic organic
tions Hencct0rth my voice will be heard
in more or less steulorian tones in the
interests Of humanity. Prosperous bur
glary which gets n second trial VIII BE-
regarded the same O. less fortunate petty
larceny, which gets ninety days
Burglars who NAV haye voted for nc
in the old DAYS are hereby notified thai
the autograph album aud lima beahs ~
set that account, and Chat il is ny caro-
est wish so far as it is in nay power. dui
ing the remaining years whtct may be
dark and devious ways when ! was in
politics. believe that easier and more
painless methods for the administration
Of capital punishment VIII soon be per.
fectcd whereby a mau who is executed
by law will not be entitled 60 any more
glory or flowers than one who died Of
pneumonia. To that cud am willing to
work When that IL accomplished ! Wi!
A. L.
amelioration OF our race. ljul the bur
glar has no further political claims on me,
Men who visit New York from dist
ance desiring 70 purchase geenbacks a.
forced sale or 20 obtain gold bricks ~
those who arc compelled 10 sell them fOr
mere song, will always be amelioraled
so long as my good right arm shall not
forget her cunning
Visitors who visit the metropolis for
the purpose Of going on bat claim
ing that eastward tho star Of Vampire
takes its way. will have 10 get their
ameioration outside this Office.
| am willing 10 do what can for the
promotion Of science and the painless
pulling Of burglars but that is as far IA
would GO Moreover, ] hope that our
correspondence will not continue any
longer. Burglars who pleased and en-
tertained nc when / wa, in politics have
long since ceased tu dy So The truth
Of the matter 10 that while all other pro.
LESSONS have made rapid progress, poll.
tics and burglary are last where they
were a hundred years ago
One reason why burglary ir'p"i ipadc
more rapid strides believe tobc because
burglars do not advertise They rely
solely upon their insight aul keen pcnc
traitor The result Is ihf burglars and
burglary have fallcn Of donot believe
IN trying tn help q profession 80 ahgnd'
anliy ahlof1 l,elns.laeif Bill NGS.