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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

EMPLOYMENT-A woman wants work
~ by the day at house cleaning, washing,
ironing or any work; a good worker. Adj
dress E 81. Globe 6
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

GRANDFATHER AND EXPERT
~ Hammond typewriter operator wanted.
l. so Globe 1O4-107
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

MISREPRESENTATION as bookkeeper
ID or grocery salesman by an energetic
young man of extensive experience in either;
first-class references. Address c Ia, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

uOUSEKEEPER- Situation as house
IL keeper in widowers family by mid
dle-aged, educated and refined German
American lady. Please address Mrs F. s.
Dohr, general delivery 106-11l
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EMPLOYMENT-M and wife, no chill
IL dren. want management of first-class
hotel or restaurant; best references. M.
Globe z
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

DOOKkEEPER = Situation as book
IL keeper or grocery salesman by an ener
getic young man of extensive experience in
either; first-class references. Address c Ia,
Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
HORSES AND CARRIAGES.

no YOU want a handsome young mare,
~ kind and gentle, for your family? If so,
will show you one. Send your address to
Reliable, Globe. ID6-107
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

DRAY MANUFACTURiNGC co. IS plant,
L Minneapolis, to rent for five or more
years, with railway siding, machine shops,4
millwright shops, foundry and storage ware
house, with or without power. Apply to j.
P Thomson, 101 and 1O3 Third av. south.
Minneapolis. 61*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

uOUSEKEEPER-A situation as house
III keeper by young lady from the East;
can come well recommended; st. Paul Or
Minneapolis preferred. Address F. r..
Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

NJ -Bookkeepers, statesmen, office
wv clerks, collectors, bartenders, coach
men, hostlers. drivers janitors, watchmen.
The Advertising Directory, 70 East Seventh
ST. Room g. 100-1O7
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
FOR RENT.
Houses.

COTTAGE FOR RENT-By May 1, nice
~ cottage, 457 Laurel av.; city water and
all conveniences. Inquire 429 Ashland av.
1O5-1O7
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16
SITUATIONS OFFERED.
NHaAe.

A GENTS-Wanted to handle the new
II chemical INCREASING pencil; greatest
novelty ever produced; grasses ink in two sec
onds no abrasion OF paper; 200 to 500 per
cent profit: one agents sales amounted to
territory absolutely free; salary to good men;
no ladies need answer: sample 80 cents For
terms and full particulars address The Mon
roe Eraser Co., Manufacturers, La Crosse,
Wis. 106-1l2
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

uOUsEWORK-Comp girl for gen
IL eral housework; fiat; family of three
wages Sl2; references required. Apply Mrs.
Randall 1913 North Exchange ST. L
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

Were printed in the GIoBE's Advertising
Columns in 1887. This is the best evidence
that the GLOBE is the Peoples PAPER.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

WANTED IIMEDIATELY- One or
w two active silent partners, who will fur
nish $40, 900 or $4,000 capital; head Office
in New York city; business a monopoly
throughout the world for seventeen years;
dividend 173 per cent on capital; references
given and required. Address Lock Box 49,
Grafton Oak. 1O2-1OS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

uOUSEKEEPER-W would like 81
LII place as housekeeper; has one child
six years old. Call or address POI West
Sixth st.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

nRUG CLERK-Twenty- one years old,
II five years experince would like situa-
ton; can give good references Address
Lock Box 81, Waverly. 10. 1O6-1O8
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n MISUNDERSTANDING wanted as man.
~ ager or assistant by young man twenty
of Pharmacy;A. reference. Address o. c.
P, Globe 1O4-1O9
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

CALESMEN = Five travelling statesmen:
- salary and expenses; no experience nee
essary. Address, with stamp, Palmer u Co.,
Prairie dn Chien. Wis. 1O9-l14
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

DRESSMAKING-F ashionable dr6ssmak-
~ ing at 400 Wabasha ST.; prices very low.
l03- 100
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

EMPLOYMENT-Yo man twenty
IL years of age wants a situation of any
kind in an Office or store; good penman; ref
erence and security given. Address c. M :,
Globe. i
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VXTANTED-A few persons in each place
w to do light writing; inclose stamp for
fifty-paee book of particulars to j. H. Wood
bury, Albany. y. Y. 103-10S
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

IL housework in family of three; German
preferred. Cali at store, 1877 East Seventh
CT JQS-JOS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

HOUSEWORK-A young German girl,
work; neat and clean, at 3S5 Rice st. l
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

MONEY TO LOAN-By Hunt Sever
ltl ance, 81 East Third ST., room 1 i'll
large and small amounts on furniture, horses
carriages, libraries, warehouse receipts, etc. !;
the same to remain in the owners posses
sion; also on Watches jewelry, diamonds
etc; business strictly confidential; a private
room for ladies. 292*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-04-16

PURCHASER wanted for valuable inii
Il terest in a manufacturing industry y isa
paying $1,000 yearly and can be made to do
much better; Sill 900 cash or its equivalent.
required; no one need reply who has not the
money. Reply P. o. Box 2107, ST. Paul.s
Mimi. 1O1-1O7
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20

Sn Hitisan purbe pom Der Iss:.n
9sfee0ebuua Elm @eiss erIafen, NOS
tur9 bag 9eiraibsu clues Wdbaens
untsr 16 Sabreu ~ einem g~rtutnaIusr'
brs5en gsftempsIt wlr6. GroSSem lief
fi4 lyman Collins, Gin srtrdsIi&er @es
l9dftsmann In @af $ Sasinou In
Witisan, unIeitsn, bic pitrts5nidsriss
Soitpbtne Sufbu.I, tn bic Ct f& fferbs
Ii9 u.rIisbt bette, ba sern @Itsrn ibre
ginpiuisuns ui3t a.bea uclten, bsiui'
lid su itincr sGwefsr 81 f9afen unb
F9 Bet btsjer NIT ibr trauen 3u IaHsn.
Damn bfeab H@ bas iunse 9aar Su
Solepbinen's @Itstu, um fi@ ben Ssstn
~ boIeu. Siatt OeHsn boIten ft
R& elm stb6tiats Donuerwetter, nnb
Soispbinen's Batter cling aum Ri6tsr
nnb lief ben iunetn gbsuiorn perbnfteu.
Dieter bat Gle Ausf@i, isine uOrstlist
6siraib nit mshsrsu Jasrsu 3u4tbaus
gu bissn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20

WHn4en. Der tn Wiesbuten ss>
forbene Rsntter 6. 3. 8admann. etn
aeborener Wiin1ensr, bat u%nisrer Stabt
fefanieutarif9 1oo, 900 W. usrma@t.-
Wie in Berlin, 70 wibmet iest aud bier
bic goIi3ei5sb6rss ben f6 Bier anIbaI'
tenben &ufsn TIRE gan; b,iOnbere anfs
mertiamfeif. Wan gIaubt, bag cine bas
bin sebenbe Srbre pom auswdrtisen
&mte erIafeu uo,b:n lit. Die &ufen
werbiu In f9Onsubfsr BsIfe f0rmIi5
iiberwa9t.
Ambers. Die sinfertfeuns ncr
Repstirstuebreu NIT er5Bersm RaIiber
tn Der hiefsen Sabrit mar 5etanntIi9
eingeffelt worben. Ra9bem absr has
fletntaIibrige 9ewebr BET ben inswIf1en
ansefsuten S@ieBusrfu1en fd nidt
beudbrt bat, tf pom &rtessninifferium
Elm grIaB ersanseu, ben nod notbmeas
btofn Beharf pon SO, 900 Sta6 h benz
dF rem ar6Bereu &aIiber ber3ufeIen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20

0etben. Der Sanbarbeiter Sunss
hanus, uel9er TIM Stunt 1880 auf ben
fooenarnten Rorbissr S@anaen Elm
beiiaIildes gerbre6sn an ein.m brets
idbrioen Rinbe bestngr basfeIbe bann ers
n,orbet unb fpdtsr 30 IebensIdnslt@em
0u6tbaus perurtbeiIt wurbe, TIT tn Der
@aibketmer-S trafanffalt seffsrbsn.
BIauts B. Suidau. SSn nnferer
fart bep6Iterten Orti@aft berri9t istt
Wonatsn cine Esp5usspibeulie unS} nO9
INNER TT tetne weientIiGe abnssnle 90
perfpiren. Bis iest ftnb sesen 100 grs
frantunaes unb Is Esbssfdne porssf
tontuaeu.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20

8rssIau. Ssit Do@en pirb Sus
23id5rtae D26b9en Tanup Worssnrotb,
go6ter elmer an b:r NItbisertrake uobs
member Eif6terfrau. psrniiBt. - Ger
aeFd5rIi6s gtnbre9er Eonrab S6uans
ned, Der DOT etua 8 Sabrsn btsr isin
Wsien irieb, 1T iest IN Berlin, no CT
ben Raasn S6bm trng, uersaf!et DOT
ben.
0rtes. Auf ber Grsslauer StrnBs
fir.te bas 5aus b.s Stslma9ers Rubs
~Bufammeu.
8oIbbsrs. Iuf ter 5isfissn gofis
auffaIt fluo tn lester 3sit mebrtre Dieos
FABLE ausaefibrt worben. Die pcn
einsm Rommtfar ber Ob.rpofts9 trefttorl
oneefeate unteriu5uns lit rcfu!tatlos
usrlauf.n. - Sts Stactpercrbnetsn
bnben ben antras auf @infibrang elmer
Btsrftsusr abgelebnt. - auf bic Go3ter
bes Reifaurateurs Wen3eI pom uWolis;
beraH uurbe pom einem unbetannten tn
etner1 @ebii5 am Serge elm 6anbanfal
esu1a3t.
Wfmpti6. Die bier pstitorbsne
Srau gartitnIisr S&6ps. asb. Sdl4e,
bate tn ibrem Esfament befiimut, baB
fbr 6aus bur& ben 8drsermeiiter u~tfsrer
Stabt perfauft, ber game grtras dls
.Sd6ps'f5e S@uIfiftnns' anssie9t
i1nb bsre. 3infeu ~ @ebaltern fur eeb'
rer an ber btsfsen suanselti9en StaSts
f6uIe psruenbef usrbsn fouts1. Oer
Bsrfauf bat DOT &ur3sm ftattsetnnosn
unb 1850 W. ergeben.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20
Sanrobet.

0aunoper. Die felt msbreren
bunbsrt Sabren ~bsffsbsnte S9mie6es
Snrung bet ftp iaut gsi6luB Der De-
Notwithstanding aufssI0ff bic Sterbe'
tnHe hsrf;Ibtn, $4,000 R., bet BITE
&hInnerinnmnn nhrrnnnnikn
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20
NRBBEvTScHERLLM
BREMEN
NETWORK!
$Gnelo ampferfa6rt
at.s3s EttretTe 10 ttetta 9astn
smif&en
8retiett tttt0 Netu BORT.

amsss Sttretfe 10 aettn 9astn
Smif@eu
Bremen ttno Netu Yorf.
Bic beribmten S9nsleampfer
Aller, Trave, Saale, Ems,
Elder, Werra, Fulda, Elbe.
eonnabenos aao Rttttpo9S bon
sonnsbenss uns gitttpo&s ns@
Reip Dorf.
Bremen III iebr bsqusm fur Reafenee
selesen unb pom Bremea aus tam
man IN fe5r turjer 3eit fdn1m;litt
SfdSte Deuttdldn6s, Osferrei4s uno
Der SGuei, erreidn. Die S4nens
bompfer bss RorbbsutiGen 2lopo fino
NIT bsfonbtrer 8sridf@tisuus Der
2wtf&eubeds : gaHagiere unb irpetter
gaiitesg afoeiere sebaut, baben bobe
8erbede, por3asIi@e 8eniiIation unb
cine ausseseiSnsts gerpfssuns.
Webr ME
f.s5O,OOO
Rofaciere babsu nit BEN Gnmpfera pes
Rprb6atf&sn Mopb bic &eiie lbst's
Mser fiber unb gut suradssIsst. @estn
greiie unb weiterer Snforuiaiicn uenbs
mon fi@ on
CeIrt6S e Co.,
HoBiias Greeu, Rem 2srf.
q GIauReutsS q Cog generoIs
aoenten fir ben ssefen, 30. ? Sodtb 0larf
Sfrabe, gbicagc. Sus-
Ekssbsr BssGassGBmf,
&sssumas 0es.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20

rad tat "a Of q; 8. Ser bi.fse eanbs
lua,ss y, zen Waitwirt6sn ber Sfabt unb
2saarssSssvv literiast, ben 5auarerr
HsaanS;.sss.s satsr nnb Sobu, fernsrbtn
Sss @as..a sn i9dnteu, bs Sieieiben
irs5nss' osheIben ansebii5 sn aart
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20
oeaen Mbenmatisntns.

ar ssiSts hstr b. sTtoIss SOs st; Ssioss
- vsI5s por SahrsH eFiislf pnreen nns ICES
t.aStiat psrssH.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1888-01-20
Brortns Ga@fett.

Worbbaufen. Or Sreistas b's
btefs.n eanbtreiies beL5lob BITE asnss'
runs les Namsns bes 9rsties IN ,@raf'
i6a}t 6Onfein1 uab wd6Its eanhratb ..
Sorier urb Rentier ApslsB ietGerooe 5n
MitsIi.bsrn bes Observation-Disclosures
SfdersIeben. Die 9anbs!stran
@fttme Woof con bier, welGe febft
ib,sm sobns unier benz gerba&t ifan6,
Elm pot Rurssm tn Der s9issnfrass
fattaefunbsnss Seuer anseIsst sa babsn,
Bat lid In ibrer 3eue rnit. 8ufamuistlse'
bunbenen S5irtentdnbern am Sstf'
pfoften erbdngt.
QuebItnburg. Jm 6anis oes
@aawirtbs Gu@mann TIM ySratrlsn
RoBS wurbe Der fdou niebIfa4 esftraLfs
gtnbrsder @obI auf frif4er Ebat oe'
etnern ginbru@e ertappt uno feffssfon'S
men.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
PERSONAL.

Mr.. J.J. Young left for his ranch to-
day.
ID. w. Roderick, a prominent citizen
OF Boerne, Ia at the Southern hotel.
Messrs. Ed. and Gary. Van Ripper, offici-
ais from Eagle Pass, are In the city WIS.,
iting their mother.
Mr.. A. Joseph, the we'll known Eagle
Pass merchant, and his family, are re-
moving to San Antonio.
Mr.. Wshlstab, OF the firm OF Ronse &
Wslstsb, has gone to Laredo on bust
ness.
w. ii. Pomeroy, the well known stock
buyer, left this morning for the north
and east, on trip of business and
pleasure.
Mr.. Kippax returned home this a. m.
from Fortress, Monroe, and will remain
here believing there is mo place like
home.''
Mr.. G. B. Wsrfel. the popular pass.
enger agent of the Cincinnati. Wabash
and Burlington. and the Burlington and
Ohio railroads, is In the city on business
connected with his roads.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
"Purgatory Bullets"

An excited Irshman lately rushed into Il
Boston drug store. having broken up APP
uearance generally, BE iabbers :" nc yelled,
Pin eli wrong cntoirely. ! want some stuff
to strsighten me out, Some o thin 'Purgatory
Bullets will fix me. I'm thinkin'. What dye
ak for thin = do you meal y asked
the clerk. 'Purgatory Bullets, sOr, or some
thin loike that thry call thim," replied the
man. "Shure, I'm in purgatory already, with
headache, and liver complaint, and bad
shtOmach, and the divil knows what all" The
clerk passed out vial of DR.. PiCrceS Pleas
ant Purgative Pellets, and Pat went Off con-
tented. These little Pellets cure all derange-
ments of liver, stomach and bowels. Sugar
coated, little larger than mustard seeds, and
pleasant to take. Druggists.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14

track. overturned, and ne was scalded 10
death by the very means lie had resorted
to to save life He fingered few hours,
but e glance disclosed that there was no
hope, and there was no remedy to cure
Violent scalds or burns are in their natur"
incurable, but there are thousands of minor
casualties or the kind occurring hourly As
every house or large mandatory iot
which there is a remedy, soothing, sure
and prompt, Of which the following are
proofs: AIr. Michael Higgins, Belchcr 4
Taylor Agricultural Tool Co., Chi"opee
Falls, Mass, Nay 1, 1887, writes: 81 hiS
company has used st. jacobs Oil iOr j, -
for their men for burns, cuts aud bruises,
and we know Of nothing that compares
with it," Nj G.. Oehrle, Lawrence, Kan,
Apr! IS, Isl Erites: a Lamp exploded
in my office aud in trying TO prt II out
cut aud Cul4..L laJ GUIIG N-!y .,...... '..,I
glass st. Jacobs Oil cured me" Mr.. J.
W. Nevis, Is kOck street, L0weH, Atass,
says: For burns ana chapprd hands
know st. Jacobs Oil 10 be excellent" Mr.
A. Schultz, Cleveland, Ohio, February D.
1887: We consider St. Jacobs Oil very
valuable remedy for burns" Mr.. A. Mas
key, Wexford Pa, writes February Z, 1887
II have used st. Jacobs Oil for years, and
know it to be the best for burns" Mr.. j.
w. Ames, FairmOnt, Neb., February 7;
1857, says: ave find it Just as efiCacious
for burns as for bites" Mr. w. A. Schroe-
der, GilbeItville, Ia, February II, 1857: Il
have used it for burns, and can say it does
its work as recommenfedn OF course in
violent burns and scalds, and the treatment
of raw surfaces, the directions accompany
ing each bottle must be strictly followed.
And if followed strictly, the soothing and
curing influence of the remedy is beyond
comparison. The cure is perfect, and a
clear, smooth surface is tho result.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
NEW OR STRANGE.

Wide Awake offers $4,000 in prizes for
1.-The best thought most happily ex-
pressed"
A couple married in Boston measures
three feet. and three feet four inches re-
spectively.
On the strength OF dream n will was
contested recently in one OF the largest
Western cities.
Exterminating prairie dogs at so much
an acre is the occupation Of several men
at Wichita Falls. Tex.
A meeting of the New York Republi
oan State Committee has been called for
March Is, II the Fifth Avenue Hotel,
New York.
Buenos Ayres. in the Argentine Re-
public, is now the largest city in South
America, the census of 1887 giving it q
population Of $4,000.
Missouri furnished two cases within q
week OF one brother accidentally shoot
ing another. and the revolver that
wasn't LOADED" did the damage in
both instances.
While blowing in q cotton field the
other day, Jack Reinhardt, OF Lincoln
county, n. c., stumbled upon vein of
gold. He has been offered $40 900 for II,
but refused to sell.
The wealthiest Knights Of Pythias
lodge in the world is said to be Live Oak
Lodge, of Oakland, Cal. Its member
ship is over 200, and it's treasury repre-.
sents between S2,s0O, 900 and $4,000, 900.
In the Mum divorce suit at Beloit,
Wis, the testimony brought out the fact
| that Mrs. Munn's parents consented to
her marriage only on the condition that
her future husband deed them 40-acre
farm.
A farmer of Sumter county, Fla,
snapped his homestead OF $50 acres for
| five acres of land, twenty bushels of pO-
tstoes, one SOW, four pigs, five gallons
of syrup, four hens, two eggs and huge
chew OF tobacco.
A citizen of Arcadia. Wis, called an
other man a skunk through the columns
of the local newspaper. The jury award
ed verdict Of $1,000 and costs. rhe
case was appealed to the supreme court
and the decision affirmed.
Helen Keller. the eiehty.year-nld
dsug hter OF Capt. A. Il. Keller, of Tus
cumbia. Ala, is blind and deaf, but mel
mind is wonderfully developed. Among
other things she has mastered gaonetry
and demonstraie e very dIfficuit theOrem|
with ease.
At Lebanon, Ky. a man named God.
kin fired shot from a repeating rifle al
a muskrat swimming in the water. The
muskrat was not nit, but tn" buliei
| struck the water, glanced upward. then
flew across the pond and killed d young
negro who WAS watching the sport.
An insane woman escaped from d
Michigan asylum, and to prevent being
captured che climbed tree. All efforts
to persuade Der TO descend failing, the
tree was chopped down and eased TO the
ground by the attendants. Its burden
was then seized and taken back to the
hospital.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
Does the Earth Really Move.

Science says that IL does. but we cannot help
wondering sometimes IL there isn't some mis-
take about 1t, when we see how stubbornly
certain old fogies cling to their musty and an
tiQuated ideas. II was believed ouce that con-
sumption was incurable, and although IL has
been clearly demonstrated that 1t is not, thou
sands of old-timc physicians close their eyes
and put their hands to their ears and refuse to
abandon the theory. But for all that the
world moves on, aud Dr. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery continues to rescue sufferers
from consumptiyes' graves. II is sure cure
for this dread disease, IL taken in time. All
scrofulous diseases-and consumption is In
cluded in the list-yield to It,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
SMILES FOR THE SOBER.

| Mary had little jam;
She locked 1t up to grow,
And everywhere that Mary went
The key was sure to go.
| She lost 1t in the grass one day,
While fleeing from COW.
Her brother Johnny picked 1t up
' 70 -" burlington Free Press.
Miss Lizzie Evans calls her new piece
1.-THE Robins Nest" When she 10 in
her neat she will act well.-Picayune.
Fond Wife-The Smiths must be
awfully poor; they never give anything
to charities. He-Well, but we don't
| either. Fond wife-On, but 1t isn't be-
cause we haven't got plenty.-Judy.
Father to Mary (who is very fond OF
dressing( -'If ) GU will learn the art OF
cooking I will surprise you" Mary
learns the art, and Is surprised when her
father discharged the hired girl.-Ger-
man paper.
The largest pair OF feet in the city are
| possessed by 40 Italian peanut veDGer
| on Felix street. He Is very short and his
pedal extremities loom up like GOAL
| bill nj the end OF hard winter.-St. Joe
(Mo News.
Old Griggs-Really, Tom, my boy. l
| can't stand this e1trGvagance. You
spend five times as much money on
yourself as do. Tom-Well don't you
know, father, 1 haven't got y son TO sup
port, and you havs.-Tit-Birs.
Joe-How did young Jones happen to
get shot? E!i-YOu see, he held penny
bet ween his fingers for one OF these
| western fellers to shoot at. Eli And he
got his hand shot of? ELMO; he got
hit In the left fOot.-Puok.
First Tramp Hanging back)-WOt's
the use gOin' 10 there? Half dozen bars
have refused us trust already. Second
| Tramp What the country demands is
an investigation of the trusts, and that's
what I'm on. SO come alOng.-Texas
Siftings
President of Life Insurance Company
Now Eve caught you, you rascal
Drop that jewelry or I'll blow your
brains out" Impudent Burglar You
dassent. I've got my life insured In
your company fur 5000. and 1t will be
cheaper to let me go-see?"-Judge.
| A Camden burglar was captured by
an alarm clock, which he had seized
! going of as he WIS about to leave the
house. An alarm clock can always bt
depended upon TO 60 of ut the wrong
time, though this time it fortunately
went off at the right time, notwithstand
ing il was the wrong time.-NorristowI
| Herald.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
A Sound Legal Opinion.

z. Bainbridge Munday, Esq, County Atty.
Clay county, Texas, says: Have used Elec-
trie Bitters with most happy results. My
brother also was very low with mGlarial fever
and jaundice, but was cured by timely use of
this medicine. Am satisfied Electric Bitters
saved his life.
Mr.. d. i. Wilcoxson, of Horse Cave, Ky,
adds like testimony, saying He positively
believes he would have died, had it not been
for Electric Bitters.
This great remedy win ward of, as well as
cure dengue and all malaria diseases, and for
all kidney, liver and stomach disorders stands
unequalled. Price 500. and 81, at
l6l-l0-+1y A. DRkfss.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

MENGER HOTEL-E T Dodd, st Louis; c B
Wright, Philadelphia; L La6In aud wife. JnO
p. Laflin Chicago; G a Fcseter, New York; J
d Cavenaugh, Kansas City; a Frank, San
Francisco; z g Law. Detroit; a NJ Barnhart
and wife, Chicago; f J Anderson, st Louis
Nicholson, Bartlett, Laredo; w Z Chap
man. Philadelphia. Pa; A Crandall, New York
Milton Dargan. Houston; C W Hyde Cincin-
mai; Louis Scherzinger, New York; Geo At
kinson, J L Archer, Houston; A BuSenbach,
wharton; Walter Tucker, Wellesley Mass
j H Shelly, Dallas; w w Price, Pittsburg,
Iowa; w H Loyless, Atlanta, Ga; Theo Stick
ney, Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
Presented to the City.

Yesterday Elk Governor Ireland pre-
scented Mayor Callsgban, for the city,
with copy Of Judge Lynch's poem on
the siege OF the Alamo, we'll framed,
which now adorns the walls Of the build
ing whose siege 1t commemorate. Gov
ernor Ireland says in an autograph COM
ment: because of its merits as q
tribute to the fallen patriots, place this
in the Alamo for the benefit Of pos
terity."
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-03-14
Don't Experiment,

You cannot afford TO waste time in expert
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Do not permit any dealer to impose upon yoi
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but be sure you get the genuine. Because he
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be deceived, but insist upon getting Dr.. King e
New Discovery, which is guaranteed 10 give
relief 10 all Throat, Lung and Chest affections
Trial bottle free at A. Drelss' drug store
Large bottles 81, 81 l0+ly.