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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-05-30

Virgins Hello, Bodley how's this
What's become Of that gold-mounted
umbrella you were carrying the other
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-05-30

Bobley-" I've eaten it."
Virgins Eh1"
Bobley Yes pawned il to pay a
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-05-30

She "Sir what do you mean by
putting your arm around my waist 7"
He" Do YOU object?D
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1888-05-30

A BELLE facetiously alludes to one Of
her admirers as "a man Of fine presents
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Lambertville Select School.

Thorough Instruction in EnglIeli ana Higher
Branches Backward pupils receive special atien-
ton. IS years experience.
REv. W. NJ. WELLS, PRIN.
School York st. Residence ITO NJ Main St
Dec. IA. iSs7.-1y.
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She" Mr. Arthur Gordon, I'll give
you just FIVE hours to remove your
Life.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-14
" CONVENTION.

-,o,r,n of the State is called to meet In
AO"u, ,an WEDNESDAY, the 10th day OF NAY
Iooclock 1. NJ. to select iour delegate ','
i'',' a. ,,,c,pa,cs to the National Republican
and 'o", to be held in Chicago June 49, lSsS'
Coh,'"' .',,ro,c Of nominating candidates 10 DC
iof Tue "a pl' n, PRESIDENT and Vice President oil
mPiS''e' ,I sts,,s at the election in November
next ,,ov, ,coard TO past political
Az ,, 'S who arc in favor Of eleyatins ana
Aala ,, american labor, protecting and e1'
disans'"SS Name industries, giving FREQ popular
ien''hs otbe masses OF the people, etIectuAily
eilsa elton, al human rights in every section oil
's''o'."s ,, ~, country, and who desire to pro-
oa, friendly feeling and permanent harmony
no% .'e the state by maintaining State and
th'v ''., Goycrnment pledged to these objects
NAaoa .I,,InIr. are cordially invited to attend
AAl Invention ,, and participate In Its deliben-
uohi. $50, cor,,rIt,ocs NJ tho several
'ag ,., nm. called to convene Conventions In
pP" .,I.,,lrt.. 10 select In each two delegates
'aF| ', ,I,rfna,c, to Slld Chicago Convention.
'.i '", wv, nm county Committees the propriety
"' .rss,tion In the matter OF holding county
Of o. a.. tor the purpose Of appointing delegates
hey""s ,,c,ad district Conventions.
% 49, .r,,amcnd that ono delegate be appointed
", opr hundred votes cast for Blaine and
o' .,', q, fractional part thereof equal to one
h" ~ -. +, pa.!, Of representation TO said Con-
yfnl!0h" ,,,, pcnuhiIcan State Central Com.
By o'de' u w Is. J. ". COWDEN, Chairman.
hi1SyyT' lrgISsOS secretary.
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Advice to Mothers.

Arc you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
CRYING with pain Of cutting teeth2 II
so, send at once and get bottle Of Mrs.
WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHu-
pREN TEErHINd. Its value is incalcula-
Bile, 1t will relieve the poor little suf-
ierer Immediately. Depend upon it
mothers, there is no mistake about it. It
cures dysentery and diarrhea, regulates
the stomach and bowels, cures wind
choliC, softens the gums, reduces the in.
flammation and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mrs. WINSLow1s
SooTH1Sa SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETH
ING is pleasant to the taste, and is the
prescription Of one Of the Oldest and
best female nurses and physicians in the
United States, and is for sale by all drug.
gists throughout the world. Price Is
cents bottle. NwPdw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-14

The modes OF deaths approach are
various, and statistics show conclusively
that more persons die from diseases OF
the Throat and Lungs than any other.
1t is probable that everyone, without ex-
ception, receives vast numbers OF Tu-
bercle Germs into the system and where
these germs fall upon suitable soil they
start into life and develop, ut first slowly
and is shown by slight tickling sensa-
ton in the throat and il allowed TO con-
tinuc their rayages they extend to the
lungs producing Consumption and to
the lead, causing Catarrh. Now all this
is dangerous and il allowed to proceed
will in time cause death. At the onset
you must act with promptness allowing
cold to go without attention is danger
GUS and may lose you your life. AS soon
rs you feel that something is wrong
with your Throat, Lungs or Nostrils, OBJ
tain bottle Of Boschee's German
Syrup. 1t will give you immediate re-
lief, D&w
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A FlRE.BATER'S MENU.
Some of tho Hot Dishes Doyoured by Robert
Powell.

Some of tho Hot Dishes Dcvoured by Robert
Notes and Qaertcs.
The most famous Of all Are.eaters was
Robert Powell, who was before the pub
lie for nearly sixty years, and was seen
by many distinguished men, among
others by the Dukes Of Cumberland and
Gloucester and Sir Hans Sloane. Mainly
through the fundamentally of this last
named the Royal Society in 1851 pre-.
scented Powell with purse OF gold and
q large silver medal.
Here is the programme:
First-He eats red-hot Goals out OF the
fire us natural as bread.
Second-He ticks with his naked
tongue red-hot tobacco pipes, flaming
with birthstone.
Third-He takes a large bunch OF deal
matches, lights them altogether and
holds them in his mouth till tho flame
is distinguished.
Fourth-He takes a red-hot heater out
of the fire, ticks it with his tongue sew
eral times and carries it around the
room between his teeth.
Fifth-He fills his mouth with red-hot
charcoal and broils slice OF beef or NUT
ton on his tongue, and any person may
blow the fire at the same time with a
pair OF bellows.
Sixth-He takes n quantity OF resin,
pitch, beeswax, sealing wax, birthstone,
alum and lead, melts them together over
d chatting dish Of Goals and eats the same
with spoon, as il it were n porringer
of broth, to the great and agreeable sur
prise OF the spectators.
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Z. Bainbridge Munday, Esq, County
Attorney, Clay county, Texas, says:
"Have used Electric Bitters with most
happy results. My brother also was
very low with malarial fever and jaun-
dice, but was cured by timely use OF this
medicine. Am satisfied Electric Bitters
saved his life."
Mr.. D. /. wilcoxson, of Horse Cave,
KY, adds like testimony, saying: "He
positively believes he would have died,
had it not been for Electric Bitters.
This great remedy will ward off, rs
well rs cure all malarial diseases, and
for all kidney, liver and stomach disor-
ders stands unequaled. Price so cents
and 81 at Logan < Co.'s drug store. 9
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NctU York Nail.
Don't worry.
"Seek peace and pursue il"
Be cheerful. "a light heart lives
long"
"Work like a man, but don't be
worked to death.
Never despair. "Lost hope is fatal
disease"
Spend less nervous energy each day
than you make.
Don't hurry. "Too swift arrives as
tardy as too Slow"
Sleep and rest abundantly. Sleep is
Natures benedictiOn.
Avoid passion and excitement. A
moments anger may be fatal.
Associate with healthy people. Health
is contagious rs well as disease.
Don't oyereat. Don't starve. LET
your moderation be known to all men"
Court the fresh air day and night.
40, if you knew what was in the air.
Think only healthful thoughts. las
n man thinketh in his heart so is he"
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Railroads.

baltimore & OHIO RAILROAD
-DDeparturGOf trains from Wheeling. Schedule
In effect April -, lSSS-EAStern time:
Express Tor Chicago and the Northwest lO:95
IN, $40 P IN, $50 p m daily, and ll:lS p m daily.
Express for Cincinnati and St. Louis, 1928 a m
Cambridge accommodation, 900 IN, except
For Columbus, 1925 a m daily, and ll:l5 m,
daily, and 2:45 p m daily except Sunday,
Express for Washington, D. c., baltimore.
Philadelphia and New York, via Grafton, 5:25 u
m and $40 p m, daily, via PltBburgh $50 M
daily.
For Pittsburgh and Washington, Pa, 500 a m
daily; express, $40 nj, daily, l:45 p m, daily
except Sunday. Additional way train for Wash.
ington, Pa, $50 P M daily except Sunday.
Philadelphia ~ $40 p m daily.
Pittsburgh accommodation, Sunday only, $50
pm.
daily except Sunday.
For Grafton, $40 ? m, daily;
For Cumberland, s:OS m, daily, except Sun
For st. ClairsyIlle, sos and 300 m, 2p m and
$40 pm, daily except Sunday.
Express trains arrive from Chicago, 6:25 and
$3.50 m AID $40 m daily, and 1866 a IN daily
except Monday.
cinnRti, 4:55 q m and $40 p m, daily.
Express trains arrive from Philadelphia, Balii.
more and Washington, D. c., via Gnfton, ll:20
a m and IO;4S p IN daily; via. Pittsburgh, 1918
Trains arrive from Columbus, 1855 a m daily,
and 6:lO p m daily, and lO:S5 i'm daily except
Sunday.
Trains arrive from Pittsburgh, 1O1S M daily.
and l2:45 p m, except Sunday, 6:65 p M and ll:tc
p m daily.
Trains arrive from Washington, Pa, 500 am.
daily except Sunday.
Trains arrive from Moundsville, 0:l5 IN and
l:40 p IN, daily except Sunday.
Trims arrive from Grafton, ll:20 m, daily.
Trains arrive from Cumberland, $3.50 p IN, daily
except Sunday.
Trains arrive from 81. ClAlrsville, 7:65and l0:35
a m, and 1856 and $40 p IN, daily except Sunday
Cambridge accommodation arrives at7:l0 pm
except Sunday.
baggage called for and checked at hotels and
residences on orders left at ticket Office 100 Mar
Eet street, and ut depot.
CHGs. o. sCULL. Gen. Pass Agent.
". n. CLEMENTS. Manngnr.
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You cannot afford to waste time in
experimenting when your lungs are in
danger. Consumption always seems, at
first, only u cold. Do not permit any
dealer to impose upon you with some
cheap imitation OF DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for consumption, coughs, and
colds, but be sure you get the genuine.
Because he can make more profit he may
tell you he has something just as good,
or Just the same. Don't be deceived,
but insist upon getting DR.. Kings New
Discovery, which is guaranteed to give
relief in all throat, lung and chest alice
tons. Trial bottles free Mt Logan & Co.'s
drug store. Large bottles 81. 9
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-14
LIYn Stock.

CHICAGO, May l2.-Cattle-R Receipts 1000 head Z;
market strong; beeycS s. Is; stockctS and feeders
5000 head; market opened &c higher, closed
with the advance lost: mixed s. S5a5 60; light
S. 5Oa5 60; pigs 81 OOa5 Is. Shcep-Recelpts 800
head: market strong for good: common natives
wooded 81 5Oa6 30; shOrn s. 7ja5 20; wOOled
Texans q G0a6 10.
EAST LIBERTY, Pa, May l2-Cattle-- Receipts
and shipments 10 head; nothing doing, lll
through conslgnments. H0gB-ROceipH 200
head: shipments 1900 head: market steady;
PhIladelphlas s. 9iaG 05; mixed s. S5a5 20; York
s. OOa5 q. ShCep-ReccIps $500 head; ship.
ments 800 head; market fair on good very
dull and lower on common and medium.
CINCINNATI, O., May l2-HogS steady; com
mon and light 81 21a5 65; packing and butchers
s. 51a5 S.; receipts 200 head; shipments go
head.
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HAVE been u great sufferer from CO.
) rrh for nrnr tnn Nnnrs Ind IL wary hal

IuAvE been great sufferer from ca
tarrh for over ten years; had livery bad,
could hardly breathe. Some nights l
could not sleep-had to walk.the floor.
l purchased Ely's Cream Balm and am
using it freely, it is working a cure
surely. have advised several friends
to use it, and with happy results in
every case. 1t is the one medicine
above all others made to cure catarrh,
and is worth its weightin gold. ! thank
God 1 have found q remedy | can use
with safety and that does all that is
claimed for it. 1t is curing my deaf
ness.-B. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn.
MwF&w
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Real Estate.
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FOR SALE.

Seven Roomcd House, q South York street,
cheap.
eighth aud Wood streets. VIII pay ~ all invest
mrnt.
splendid Farm near Mt Pleasant, Ohio. Ono
Of the best farms IN Jefferson county.
ScyCn ROOlned House on North Front street;
lot 6OKiO,
Six RooomCd House on North York street.
Some " the most desirable building lots In
the old Fair Grounds.
Building Lot on North Front street..
Seven ROOmed House on South Broadway
natural gas, and everything In good repair; lot
IJIlS. $1,000
Four lI0Omcd Cottage for s, 1000.
G. o. SMITH,
Npll Real Estate Agent, 1910 Main 81.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1888-05-14

Narcotics and sedatives murder sleep:
the unnatural stupor is soon followed by
i'll efforts. Simmons liver regulator re.
moves the cause OF restlessness and
sleeplessness by regulating the bowels,
by establishing good digestion and by
quieting the nerves.
~ have been a great sufferer from
dyspepsia and loss OF sleep. AS soon as
l feel the least nervous l take dose OF
Simmons Liver Regulator, and sleep all
night" Mas, r. Bryant,
MwPAw Charlottesville, Pa.
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NEW YoRK, May l2.-PctrOleum opened firm
at sGjEc, and after the first few minutes became
then occurred on which the price fell back TO
SGISc, but rallied again and closed steady at
SG5.c; consolidated exchange opening at sec;
highest s7sSc; lowest 81qc; closed at Sg1lc.
lowest SGSc; closed at SGc; sales 724OOO barrels.
OIL CRY, Pa, May l2.-opened at sG1[c; highest
size; lowest SG5Ic; closed nt S614c; sales
I5ibO0 barrels clGGmnces 900 barrels; char
ters 22,777 barrels.
BRADFORD, Pa, May Happened at SG5<c;
closed AtSG<c; highest S1Sc; lowest sC1Gc; clear.
Rnces 72!,0OO barrels
PITTSBURGH, Pa, May .l2.-Petroloum fairly
S711Sc; lowest SG1Sc.
TIrusvILLE, Pa, May l.? Opened at S65tc;
highest S71lc; lowest s67Ec; closed At soc.
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ARE you made miserable by Indiges.
ton, Constipation, Dizziness, Loss Of
Appetite, Yellow Skin? Shiloh's Vita.
lizer is a positive cure.
Why will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give immediate relief. Price
10 cts, 90 cts. and 81.
A NASAL Injector free with each bottle
of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price sc
cents. Sold by w. Z. Williams and G.
Menkemiller. D&w-Eow
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DoS'r triAe with any throat or lung
disease. If you have a cough or cold, or
Il the children are threatened with
Group or whooping cough, use Acker's
English Remedy and prevent further
trouble. 1t is a positive cure, and we
guarantee 1t. Price 10 and Soc. Logan
K Co., O. R, Goetze, O. Menkemiller, r.
B. Burt and Bowie Bros. 8
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0hf SntflliQetlter.
once Nos. 20 and ~ Fourteenth Street.
THE VARIETY is RARE.
A Modest College Girl Describes in Vor
What Kind Of Hoy She Likes best.

A Modest College Girl Describes in Verse
What Kind of Boy She Likes Best.
You will find enclosed my sentiments
with regard to what a college boy should
be. The variety, however, is rare. l
have not seen one yet who answered to
all the verses. haveseens some OF these
qualities in boys, but, alasl very essen
tial ones have always been lacking.
TIE COLLEGE GIRLS CHOICE.
Genteel In parsonage,
Conduct and equipRge;
Noble by heritage,
Generous and free;
Brave. not romantic;
Learned, not pedAntic;
FrOllc not irantic-
This must no be.
Honor maintaining,
Meanness dIsdainlng,
Still entertaining,
Engaging aud new;
Neat, but not hnlcAl,
Sage, but not cynical,
Never tyrRnnicnl,
But ever true.
Polly, Oberlin, Ohio.
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in comparatively small supply and about
steady. More foreign wool than usual is
going into bond, the importers expecting
to keep it there until it is settled wheth-
er the Mills tariff bill is TO pass or not.
Pulled woods are easy. Only "a moderate
amount Of business is in progress in
carpet stock The comparative prices
are as follows:
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The Best sAIvE in tho world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price, % cents pei
box. For sale at Logan 4 Co.'s drug
store, .
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FINANCE AND TRADE.
The Feature. of the Money and Stock Mar.

NEW YORK, May ls-Money on call easy at
per cent Prime mercantile paper 41<a67l per
cent Sterling exchange steady and 0rm At q IS
al ss1f Total sales were c7,6i6 shares.
Tho stock market to-day was very dull, and
while there was no movement In the list except
In u few stocks, which was Of any Importance,
prices Bagged of slightly. The opening still
showed the influence Of the upward squirt Of yes
terdRy, and under general 6ulllsh feeling was
firm at advances over last evenings figures OF
from X TO y per cent. Richmond 4 West Point
aud East Tennessee second preferred were strong,
the latter decidedly 80, and 1t moved up one and
a half per cent.
Cotton oil certificates became feature and
after fractional loss moved up per cent but
finally ended where II began. The market closed
steady at irregular changes OF small fractions for
the day. The final changes are Insignificant, eK.
cept In Manhattan, which Is up per cent
Railroad bonds were moderately active. Sales
Government and State bonds were dull and
steady.
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If YOU would enjoy your dinner and
are prevented by Dyspepsia, use Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets. They are a positive
cure for Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Flatu-
lency and Constipation. We guarantee
them. 25 and 80 cents. Logan & Co.,
G. r. Goethe, G. Menkemiller, R. b.
Burt and Bowie Bros. z
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The sales Of the week at Boston are
reported at 1850, 500 pounds, as against
1866, 200 pounds last week and l,956,OOO
pounds in the same week year ago.
The wool trade at Philadelphia con-
tinues dull and unsatisfactory. Manu-
facturers buy only for actual wants, and
apparently lack confidence in the sta
bility OF values. Uncertainty as to the
outcome OF the tariff discussion in Con-
gress unsettles the market and calcula-
tons as to the course Of prices on new
woods. Dealers are consequently reluct-
ant to operate in the country markets.
The sales foot up total Of 4S3,00O
pounds, against 3S5, 900 pounds last week
and 2S9,OOO for the corresponding week
last year.
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penublIoan Conventions.
viEt district Republican Convention

.,,to, NJ the First Congressional P "
ir1nyeh.'VS It,,inia. q called % meet ~ LAY,
rdoi W. W. ittk day Of May, 1888, 1t oGiCeS
y o. 70 'S elena, II Republican Convention 70 20
fH chicago on hs 2h nd day yoS Sl Sp4 Counties miles
TttCouniy [9, INN ',SsSnesied 10 select according
4 aid pi'tIe' Taicyatcs 10 said Convention on
3 hef u,S q one delegate for each one hundTeI
be bas.s % a. III BlIine and Logan, or tracuohAl
i0is' ~ a,,a ~ equal TO one:hGIi c,.t.uo,
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A muzzled dog trotting down the
street attracted the attention Of FIVE
year-old, who observed: "Mother, that
dogs got his hustle on the wrong end"
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1t appears on further inquiry that Sol.
onion had only seventy wives, instead OF
1000, as stated in King James edition.
Solomon was wiser man than we
thought him.
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NRUSTEE'S SALE.

Iy yIrtue Of A deed Of trust made by. Michael
Uni li,,cr and IalIr McAlliSter, his wife, to me
a.. trustee. dated February Is, 1855, recorded
IN the Office Of the Clerk Of the County Court OF
Ohio county, West Virginia, in Deed OF Trust
EooE No, 81 page III, will sell ut the north
irUnt door OF The Court House OF said County on
SATURDAY, the 10Th DAY of MAY, lSSs,
commencing at 10 o'clock Il. M, the following
described property: A certain piece q parcel
NJ rrnund situate In the City Of Wheeling,
County Of Ohio, State Of West Virginia, to'wit:
The south ono half Of lot numbered nine, IN
sgrarr numbered two, In Churhilps addition
81. TO the City Of Wheeling. ,...--,,,..
The little is believed to be perfect, but selling
Ntrllstcc will convey only the title vested IN
me By said deed OttruI. ,-,-.
Terms or SALE-Ouc.third and as much more
ns ,hc purchaser elects 10 pay In cash on the day
OF ale, the balance In two equal tnstallmenS al
one mud two years. notes bearing interest from
thcdny OF sale 10 be given for the deferred pay
mruls. h'J' W. SOmpENi
". II. HALLER, Auctlonecr Trustee
apis
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The Sultan of Morocco is trying to at
tract n heavy emigration OF American
married men. He has issued decree
prohibiting millinery openingsin his do
minious.
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Tho greyhound is a headlong animal

SHLon's VIrALIzER is what you need
for Constipation, Loss OF Appetite, Dizzi-
ness, and all symptoms OF Dyspepsia,
Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle,
GROUP, Whooping Cough and Bron-
chitis Immediately relieved by shiloh's
Cure.
The Rev. George II. Thayer, OF Bour-
bon, Ind, says: "Both myself and wife
own our lives to Shiloh's Consumption
Cure. Sold by W. E. Williams and G.
Menkemiller. D&w-Eow
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Restaurant Guest-Whew! The cook
must have dropped her vinegarette in
the shortcake.
Waiter-I guess you've struck astraw-
berry, sah.
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OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.-TINlE
" Table taking effect April 8, 1855. Passenger
trains will run as fOllOws-Central time. All
trains daily except those marked thus which
do not run on Sunday.
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Educational.
MT. De CHANTAL,
Near Wheeling, W. Va.
Sisters of tho vIsitAtlOn.)

school OF moro than national rcputatIonl
offers exceptional advantages for thorough edu'
cation of young ladies' In all departments. Ii
brary OF six thousand volu es. Fine phllo-
sophical, chemical and acknowledgements. :.
Musical Department specially noted. Corps Of
plano teachers trained by a leading professor
from Conservatory OF Stuttgart, Vocal culture
according to tho method OF the old Italian mas.
tiers.
Location unsurpassed for beauty and health.
Ten acres Of pleasure grounds. Board excellent.
For Catalogues, and references to patrons In all
tho principal cities, address
sci THE DIRECTREss.
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A blind teacher would naturally have
bad pupils.