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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
Galiforniidle @eine.

8iele 2eute meinen, es fei nur bur6
groBen R%otenaufpanb m6gli6, 5i9 oas
2eben angenebm unb bebaglt9 gu mos
6eu. Das 1T iebo@ Elm Srrtbum, Der
auf Norurtbeilen unb b6liger unfennts
niB Der 8erbdltni1e berubt. So slaus
ben tamentli6 biele 2eute: tpsur mo-
eine Glai6e guten Weines trinfen tpolle,
10 babe man oafiir minbe1fens $1.5O
big $3.50 gu 5ablen. Iber Seoerman11.
Der bic 8~e5ussqueIen fennt, tpeiB, baB
ct ii6 6ieien GenuB fur ben pierten
o5er finften She'll bes genannten prei.
les peri9affen fann.
9as 8orurtbeil, tpel9es gegen unfere
einbeimii6en @etue beitebt, lit um TO
bebauerli9er, neil bic Site unb u1>
perfdli6tbeit be, California unb Wsiiz
iouri Weine bur9, NnalDIe con1tatirt
tporoen III, unb bas lit mebr, dig man
bon ben meiiten impprtirten Meinett
faaen fann. Sen @enuB. zines euten
Glaies Wein brau@t man f9 ni9t gu
b%erfagen, unb troBbem feline Musgaben
ni9t ungebibrli@ bermebren. @elbf
&enner berm6gen oft BEN guten aber
biatgen callfornif9en Wein ni9t BON
benz importirten unb biers Big finfmal
tbeureren Weine gu unteri9eiben. Jrag.
lid bleibt bartn nod, ob Der importirte
Der @eiunbbeit 10 sutragli6 1T, als
2ebterer.
Man finbet in ieber @tabt Der Ser.
@taaten @ei6dftsieute, mel9e fi9 auss
i9liebli6 benz 9anbel nit California
unb MiKouri Meinen tpibmen. Sn
San Intonio bat 9err s. $. WeDer
ieit elmer &eibe BON Sabre1 auf bieiem
Selbe ben erfen Stang eingenommen
unb be5auptet.
SIN Meinlanbe bes alten Batter
lanbes, i'm &beingou-aufoema61er, bat
ct f6 i@on friibseitig bic &enntuiKe
Der Gabrifation uno 8ebanolung bes
Weines ermorben. Ser ealifornii9e
Wetnbau lentte i@oH, als er nod in
Der &tnbbeit lag, feline Mufmertiamfeit
auf fi9. ST molte peri6nli9 prifen
uuo ma6te bic &eiie, ungea6tet Miibe
lno Soften mad benz neuen Wein : e.
borabo. Was ct abnte, bepdbrte fi9.
Ser 9anbel nit ben gr3eugniKen Der
California &ebe bra1te ibm Mnerten.
nung unb Woblftanb. Seitbem 1T faft
fein Sabr pergangen, in Del6em ni3t
6err Meber cine &eiie nod Californian
ma6te.
Sic &eben Ser Weinberser'f9en
Weinberge in Napa 8alep, pober 9err
Sleeper feline Weine bauptfdGli9 Be-
3iebt, 5d5len nit gu ben beiten in Ga
lifornien. DaR 9err Weper ale Silfss
mittel in Nnipru1 nimmt, wel1e sur1
~rationeQen 8ettiebe feines @e19Gftes
erfor6erli9 lint, 1T lelbftperl tdnbli9.
ST befiBt auei eerdumise Seller, in pels
den bic 6dler aufsefapelt {iesen. Sic
lebte Senbung beltanb aus Is GaB M.
100 @aaonen ausf9lieBIi9 &otbpein,
pel9er bon 2euteu, bic i'm probirt bas
BEN, als Der bette, BET te nod San Mns
tonic fam, beaei9net piro.
Sn BEN S9antlofal bat 6err Meper
abermals cine 8e~rdnoerung borgenon,s
met, unb fiir ben permebrten Comfort
ieiner @dfte geinrgt. Gin reuer gr6.
berer Refrigerator telte iid eleiGfaas
als 8ebiirfniB beraus fif bic INNER
ua6ienbe &un6f6aft.
Germ MeDer fteben in feinem 81.
Fi6dftsbeiriebe feline S6bne btIfret6 our
Seite uno mart fant ben iungen 2euten
bas Sob ni6t abipre6en, baB iie in Der
8ebienuug ibrer @dIte unermtieli9 unb
bon ber gr6Bten 3uoorfOmmenbeit {inb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
Qllerlef.

= Die Iranias paB 8abn trift
8orbereitungen fir ben Nusbau ber
Sinie pom iebigen @nbpuntt mad &ods
port. Nm L. Suli muB bic Gtrede
tontrattgendB in 8etrieb fein. Sn
burger 3eit mirb aud nit benz Bau bes
9otels in &odport, tpel9es $50, 900
foften ioQ, begonnett tper6en.
= @efern Na@mittag 4 l1br tpurbe
elm fleiner @~tiefelpuber, Der auf Ser
b6l3ernen @tienbabnbriide nabe BET Der
Station Abams faB unb eingeI@lafen
toar, BON einem Gra6t3use iiberfabreu,
100 0arb ueit nit fortgA6leppt unb
f9redli6 berfitmmelt. Ser 2ofomos
tipfabrer lieB bic pfeife ert6nen, inbeis
len Der &uabe riibrte fi@ ni6t bonn
Glede unb ba Der 3ug seraoe auf elmer
abi9aifge1 STEELE fi9 befanb uab ni9t
angebalten tperben fonnte, 10 mar bas
ungliid unbermeibIih.
Das pienic ber beuti@sengIiiden
S@ule I'M Sau pebro Springs : parf
berlief CUR gr6Bten 3~ufriebenbeit auer
Sbeilnebmer. 3ablrei9e 8eripanb!e
Der &inber unb Jrsunbe Der Mnitalt
tpobnten BEN Ge5te bel.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
@elO 40 berIeibes,

sbnt aommtffions. @ebabrsm
sen $1,000 an aufpdrts auf / bis 10 Sabren
euf 9tppt6tEtg bon tuItibirtsm 2anb, Elm.
ee1fnntts MeibeI1ub nub grunbeiaeatbum in
fsffsrtn Gtdbtsn In 3eras. snfauf unb
Bssikn9srung bon Seniors 2iens.
Srancs Smith, @albueu & &C.,,
2ss Apumtrss.e trabs, Gan antoniO, Isras.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
Anset0e for s~temersabIer.

Office bee jfdbtiT9en etemersg Solicitors,
&mann @ebdube, 2immer 80. 81. !
Das NubIiEum ipirb bierbur1 benadri9tist,
BAT be fdbtildeu Gteuer . 2ifen fir bic Ans
msLoung bts feuerpfidti9en gi9easbums -
peri5Hli9sn ipie Iiesenben Beftes fir bas
NIT BEN ]. Mdr5 1888 ~besinnenbe Gistaliabr
isti .oksn liesen unb Bic gum 30. SUM 1883
az ieQtlt perbtn.
aDe Gieieuieeu, pel9s .bisrbon betroFen
neresn, toereeu b6aidt erludt, i@ balb ein3u.
rnben unb itr eisentbum Dor benz linterseiG.
nesa ~ btrheuern, uie e bas @e(et perIanet.
Sefe &affiano,
Stdbtiider gfeHor.
Gam4ntonia 20. Gsbruar 1888.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
Or. @afierama

1T pieber bier ei%ngetroffen unb bepDbni
Die 3immer SO. 50 unb 81 i'm Maberid
Sotel mo er fir Die nd9ften 30 Sas
&c ansutrefen 1T. Or. WaKersue
fommt, ermutbigt bur6 ben @rfolg
ieines eriten 8eiu9es in unierer Staot
unb BON pielen patienten aufgeforbert,
gum apeiten Male bierber unb it tdgs
lid mdbreno Der in Der betrefenben
Museige angegebenen Office. Stunben
gu ipre6en. Or. @aRer3ug 1T elm erz
fabrener Nrat, Der Defenders in getpiRen
Spe3ialitdten Nusgeaei6netes leihet unb
brilante Guren ausgefibrt bat, tpie
pprliesenbe Mnerfennunasi6reiben be-
ueiIeu. 5,5, 6mt1mu
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
Bum Mprs In HlpresniQe.

9ie @inselbeiten lit benz Sale ber
grmorbun9 bes farbigen 2ebrers @bur9
in Tloresoile finb idrsdli6er Irt.
Darna6 rief Sobniou, in befen 9aufe
Gbur6 Soft unb 2osis nabm, i'm am
Mbenb beg %. Sanuar, na9bem tie ges
gefiem batteu, binaus Dor bic Sbure.
Sie gingen cine turae 5trede, als fi@
ber 8ruber SobnIous gu ibnen geieate.
Nun padten bic 8eiben ben Wann,
tparfen i'm gu 8o6en, unb f6lugen
ibm, trob feiner ber3aerreiBenoen Bitten
nit elmer Nrt ben &opf EN-. Damn
padten fe bic 9ei1e in Elm SAB, luben
fe auf einen S1ubfarren unb fubren
fe nod einem alien 8runnen an Der
San Mntonio GabriraBe. 9ier pets
lenften 1e bas SAB uub Darfen cine
Menge 5anb unb Steine barauf. Gin
fleiner Gna5e bes M0rbers murbe an
benz Mbenb bes 8erbre6ens, bur9 bas
iammefpOls @ei6ret @bur@'s berbei'
gerufen; er b6rte pie biefer iagte:
v3bue bas ni6t, Greunb Sobnfon",
ufib iab bann, pie fein 8ater NIT Der
@rt snbieb. Ser &nabe madte Mn.
gabea iiber ben Morb unb %baraufbin
wurben bic beiben Sobnion berbaftet.
Sen Srt bes 8erfeds ber 2ei6e fanb
man, ba ia Der Ndbe bes fonf uns
benubten @runnens mebrere 3meige am
@ebiii9 abgebro6en tuaren. Die 5reu
bes M6rbers mar an ienem Mbenb in
San Mntonio. giferiu6t fol bas Mos
.tib gum Morbe getueien fem. ba in ben
pielen bduslideu 3wifen awii6en
Mant mno Grau, @bur9 gew6bnli9
fir bic lebtere partei ergriH.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05

Bel unreinem pber biinnen unb
fiiblem Dilute tann bic @eiunbbeit ni9t
gebeiben. Inter fol9en 8erbdltnifien
enttpideln ii@ @ei9ipire, '9lusi6ldge,
2opfidmer5, NeuraIsie, &beumatismus
uno cine Grantbeit nod ber anbern.
Nimm 4per's Sariaparila, unb fie
pirb bein 8lut rein, rei6baI!ig uno
norm MAIDEN.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05

- 9ie &lase Der Farmers Loan
& Trust Company" unb Nnberer ge'
gen bic Seras @entral 8abn 1T gu @uns
fen Der erten partei entf@ieben wOr'
BEN. 9as 9ecret bes 8unbssfreisge.
ri9ts fteat fef, in mel9er Weiie bas
g%igentbum Der 8abnfOmpagnie = wos
gu aud 10000 Mder 2ano geb6ren,
pertauft unb tpie Der Cribs on bic @ldu.
bigger bertbeilt merben iol.
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$4,000.

8sr s'siu Gid berfndt uub obiee Summs
sss stnsn 2keiI Sabou In ber 2ouifiana, ODER
ea@ go, 900 IN Der 2ittle 9abana eotterie &c.
nanaea Mtete, benbe f& fit &idets q n
DvOx RIsCHz, Alanso 9Iasa.
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abrsffre rfsiifrirte griefe an.
New Orleans National Bank,
Stem Orleans, Ga.

Serge6ft nt1t, S isass eaf S aa g..
nerdIs Deaurssar6 unb Garlb, ipel9e' bic Bic.
bnngen Ieiten, cine Garantie ablolutsr GbrIid.
ieit unb liubeEedadtsit 1T, ba6 bas Slid
Stbein gleid bob lit uno Nismanb peislagen
faan, peI6e Nufnmer einen @spinn aiebeu piro.
0eree{3et aud, nttbt, bab bic ausaabInng
fdmukIider geipinne bon Bier NafionaL
8anten bon Rem DrIeanS garantirt
birb, unb bic 2ooie bon benz @rdfibenten Ell.
nss Suhitutes uatsrl9rieben fnb, Sefen 4ri.
bilegitn Ia ben b6difen @eridten anerfannt
Durben bebbaIb batet GHd Dor ir9enb pelden
A~a9abmuneen ODER anoubmen 2abeuen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05
8ere@tigtesM iBtraaen.


3wei 8ettler, boz. beuen elmer blin6
1T, befinben i1 matchmaker auf elmer
ldngeren Sour. gines Sagen baben fie
cine rielige @innabme gema6t unb Der,
tpenoen ben anitbnli9en lleberi6uB Der
Sbeiluussiumme gu einem opulenten
N~benbbrobe. nSpiBbube", fast Der
glinbe, gu pirft bod mebr eRen aIs
i9-bin i9 bod blind !" = o@eiBt 9u
tpas", meint Der Nnbere, ntuenn giner
pirb fpiren, baB Der Mubere mebr iBt,
taur er ibm cine Obrfeige gebenl"
9as gHef wirb sebra6t, fie baueu
ein-enbli6 ipringt Der 8linbe auf unb
f6ldgt ben Nnberen, baB er bon ber
Sant fdlt. n&duber, gu bift ia bIinbl"
=, @auner". idreit Der Anbere, Sd
freNe, baB i'd gu jeripringen CLAUDE,
unb Su gibft mir feline Obrfeige =
mas muBt 9u erif fre1en?!"
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Geifenfuene.

8dbrenb Der nd9fen 60 Sage Iege
i'd &ementsS ~eitenuese gum Breile bon
Is @ents per GubiffuB.
8. s.. @Ibpr6.
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8Gderei Al nermietben.

Cine ueu einseriGtete 8dderei 1T su
bermistben. Nad3ufrasen in Der Of
flee ber yGreien preHe."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05

Bur gr6fnuns Der Saiion mors
gen Ibeab sroBes Greifon5ert I'M Miis
1ionss @arten. I'm Sablrei9en 8efu@
bitten &beiner & @aul.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-05

saT Sbr ipart @eI6, tpenu ibre Cure
Srudia9en bel Sobnon Bros.
anfertisen ldBt.
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= CUR grDffans Der Saiioii mors
gen Mbenb groBes Greitou3ert i'm Wfif,
iions > @arten. I'm aablret@en 8efu9
bitten &beiner & @auI,
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sdg~ Serrenbemben uno SoiIetteartis
feI in uniibertrefHi6er .@usmabl bel
pancoait 6 Spbn.
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R@r Bros. liefern bic
beiten unb bilisitea Drudia9eH. @ebt
au ibaen..
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,,Tlim Tlam."

Ser suten alien Stabt San Mntonio
mar es borbebaltea, cine ,eue grt DON
8erbre6en 5u entoeden utlb bafir einen
Namen gu erfinben. Man pirb -li@ in
benz alten unb reuen @ober pergebens
unter ben ansefiibrten f1rafbaren Ser.
geben mad benz Slim : slam"
umieben unb bod tebt elm beg Slim,
Slam Mngeflagter Dor ben S9ranter
bes Difriftgeri9ts. Gum @eritdnbniB
unierer auspdrtigeu 2eier unb Solegen
tbeilen mir NIT, baB Slim > Jlam bic
-neue, BON rGarroomsB ummers" erfuns
bene 2uaft lift, bel Der Beteaung zines
Srinfs ben Barfeeper lebbaft 81 unter=
balteu unb i'm bur9 Derl9iebene
Oferten gum We9ieln beg GeIbes 10
5u peruirren, baB ber Wann, Der feline
Pa 9rinfs genommen bat, nod
1913 (ober dbaIi9es) berausbefommt,
obne I~berbaupt feinem @egeniiber GeIb
ausgebdnbigt gu baben. Sieles &C.
f9dft tanb bier in bober 8lltbe tpie bic
Werbanolungen In einem Der feds Gdle
bemeiien: IS banbelte i9 babel UNI
3etrdse bon SIS, 10 un6 500. Siefen
neuen S6pinbel aliO nennt man Glim=
Slam. Nie biirfen wobl .uniere Der.
ebrten ausmdrtigen Golegen bitten,
biefe 8esei6nung ebenfals gu aboptiren
= bon De9en Der 3uii6enftaatli9en
uebereinfimmung.
- Oie.y Commercial Travellers Pro-
t%ective Association" Der Ser. Staaten
bot iiber 10000 Mtitglieber unb LIT
biellei6t bic fdrtfte Organization ber
@rt III ber Welt. Scr. Sobn 81. Stone,
ber Setreidr unb S6abmeifter SO. 70
Dearborn Strabe, Chicago, iaat, boz
er ieit stuan3ig Sabren Suueilen bon
&rampfen unb bili0ler &olit befalen
tpurbe, bic i'm BON Sc Sagen ans
8ett fefelten. @dbrenb er in ST.
2ouis Der leBtea Sabresperiammlune
Der NRociatlOn beipObnte, faufte er 1i9
cine 6lai9e bon r@bamberlatns GoIit,
Gbolera unb Siarrboe &emebp" uno
sebrau6t iie. feitbem nit gutem @rfolse.
IS 1T bic ein3ige Meoi3iu, bic ct lie ge.
funben, pel9e, cine f9nelle unb bon.
tdnbige &ur beuerfiteaigt. Geimer tann
obne fe fi9er reiien. 8ertauft bon
81. Gobn & D., gde Meff @oms
merces unb SiiboiisS traBe.
I'll
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@~ Geinfte unb biligfie Srudia'
der bel ) 0 on Srss.
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Die reidite unb ~elesantefte Mnsmab
bon. Nrtifeln, wel4e f4 beicnbers 3u
@eburtstass' unb 9o43eits : @eI&enfen
et8nen, als /:
Si~lberplattirte Waaren.
Statuen BON Bronze, Terra . Gotta,
YDr3eQan rnb Mlabalfer.
&elisiSfe 5iSuren, @rueiRre unb Sc.
ienfranae.
Blumen.8 aien unb arnpeln.
EaIen, fein beccrirte.
albuuls in GROCER Guswobl.
photographer oIer Nrt.
SOupenirs nit 81 Nniidteu BON San
MntoniO, fir so Gents.
Bilpers unb Bilberz Rabuen.
Neuffbcien unb l1bren
Spernsldier uab SernrObre.
Eaidenmeler unb Sdeeren.
Samers unb 9errensT cilet NsceTaire.
@elbtaiden far 6erren unb Damen.
Damen.S anbtaiden.
grief. Mappen.
S4reibseuse unb Ncti3ba9er.
giften.Sarten. @tuis.
Damensa rbeits= Rdltaen unb RSrbs.
9anb=5 piesel unb Rdmme.
.Eiide'unb Service.
@isarrens@ tuis.
3eitunss. Wappen.
Spa3ierfSde.
8oset. unb @idborn, Raaise.
Ncccrbecns, 3itbern unb 6ormonicas.
Wuideln in GROCER auswabt.
SiidsMpparate.
Bapiere uno iOntise Waterialien snr
slnfertisuns BON Bdpier Blumen.
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8aMpt8etpimt $f5O,OOO

~ Wcti5.-2cofe fOften muir $40. Salbe
IS. 6anftel So. 3ebntel 81.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-06
Guess He Knew n Frsshst.

II is quite natural for travellers 10 foreign
lands to compare objects seen there with
similar ones ct home, though, in fact, these
comparisons are sometimes amusing, as In
the following ancedote;
An American traveller, while in Venice,
chanced TO meet fellow countryman. and
entered into conversation. The stranger
was from the Mississippi river bottoms.
What do you think OF venice2 asked our
American friend.
Wall. ! don't reckon oughter express
my opinion now, iow I didn't git here till
after the overflow. an hain't had chance
TO soc tho town; but, rs the water pears
to be ou the stand still, ! reckon it'll begin
to go down putty soon; but ] low that
when she starts, she'll go down right
smart.
My gracious. man, this is not "a oAer-
fowl
Then it's about rs lively . freshet ~ ]
ever seed In our country. when we have
to paddle around the streets in canoes, we
call it putty good overflow.
You don't understand; this is Venice
and the water Is always here.
You don't say sol An does the govern
ment have TO issue rstions 10 ell these folksi
OF course not. This town wss built
this way to-
Wall that may be. but call II an over
fow. sll the same; but II II sin't goin' 10
fall enough for me 10 see the town. | reck.
on I'd better 90 Thus Is the blamedest
swamp ever seed.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-06

I put In three days last week watching
bewitching widow, writes . sesshore
correspondent. She made at least half
dozen conquests 10 that time. which 10
pretty good pacing you know, all things.
considered. happened TO boar one Of
the moonstruck declare himself. He had
known ber all Of 10 hours aud AZ minutes
when be sighed: when my wife died
five yras sgo thought could never.
never marry again"
Aud you've changed your mind : she
innocently asked.
Yes. I've lost my heart sgain.
Dear me Who Ia the lady
She 10 very close 10 me.
NotI7
You are the one. Ny dear woman. my
manslou is Ioaely Riches are naught 70
me Ny heart cries on. for some one 10
love. know il's sudden. but--but-
You are too late. too late. she theatrical
iy replied. Had you told me Of this Two
hours ago, when you bad known me eight
hours. might have bidien you hope. !
an already promised.
But II seemed 10 me too sooD.
Aiasl II was too long ! reyer give
msu over eight hours st tho longest. II
be dosen't propose inside that time his
name is mud
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-06
waited sixty Years for Her,


A rich old farmer. who livos in Connec-
ticut. came to Norwich few days agt
With his young bride, upon his WI ddinf
tour The old man is eighty five, whilt
bis wife is just seventy years his junior
He had purchased an organette from I
Main street music dealer few months agt
and wanted some music for it, The old
man suggested as a sample, "Where is Ny
Boy Tonight" He led his bride up tt
the counter, and, after paying for the mu-
sic, said, addressing the clerk:
My son, she's my wife. Ain't she like.
" one? He seemed to remember some
thing, and, Strengthening up, said: Young
man, I've waited for sich blood as flows ia
them veins fur nigh onto sixty years now.
Iknowed her grandma and wanted her
but she wouldn't hear TO it. She married
my bitterest enemy and had daughter.
courted that daughter when her folks
WASH 7 round but somehow they got wind
Of IL and was dished sgin. She went and
got married and had daughter. Says l,
Jonathan, you'll marry this'n, and l set
ties down glum like to wait fur the young
ster to grow up. Martins folks watched
her close, and l begun TO suepect I'd have
TO wait fur the next family, wien they
died all Of them died-so ! popped the
question and we was married. And pick
ing up the music Jonathan placed 1t under
one OF his arms, while one OF Msrthas
stole under the other, and the two lovingly
walked out Of the store, completely ignor-
ant Of the fact that they we're furnishing
amusement for the crowd.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-09-06

II is not always safe 10 play . prsc,icsl
Joke unlcss you are thoroughly acquainted
With your victim. II 10 sometimes sadly
true that the "bitcr Ia bitten"
We wtrc gathered around . bright flre
IN cozy sitiing room. The colonel 10 our
great delight had gone back twenty -four
years 10 bis tent at tho base OF keuc.sw
Mountain. and was again. ~ in those pas.
evcntful years, following the banner Of
Sherman. Suddonly An odd thought t!ash.
cd through the writer's mind. and found
expression 10 question.
Colonel. 1 said, 1 have read and heard
. great deal about army life; but on one
point was never much enlightened. How
was the washing doney Who Old II for
the soldicrsi A smile stole around the
corner Of the Coloncl's rather stern mouth,
bis black eyes twinklcd.
Usually the soldiers did Il themselves,
but ! remember ono case where General
Grant did soms washing for soldier.
Everybody looked up In surpiss. Much
y We had heard Of Gen. Grants old army
blouse and Democratic ways among the
men, this idea Of washing for a private
Was very novel. There was . chorous Of
questions aud EXPLANATIONS
Was II really true? Did be wash for tho
soldiers' How did IL happcn' Toll Us
about it2
Yes, said the colonel. II is really true,
and Il happened in this way. l. Was dur
ing our advance upon Corintb; several sol.
diers were talking together one day. A
tall, nngsinly, raw recruit stepped up TO
them with bundle OF soiled clothes iu his
hand. Do you know where l can get this
washing done? he asked.
Two Of the group were practical jokers;
bright thought flashed into their heads.
and as the sequel shows, unfortunately
found expression. Oh, yes, we know; Just
go up there with your bundle, pointing TO
the headquarters Of Gen. Grant, you will
see short, stout man describing the gem
eral), who does Washing. Take your bun
die TO him.
The recruit thanked them and walked on
in The direction indicated. He gained en-.
trance TO headquarters, aud stood In the
generals presence.
Whist can do for you? said Grant.
was directed here by couple OF SOL
diers. They told me that you did wash
ing. and have bundle here.
Grant probably enjoyed the situation.
but his imperturble face did not relax.
He simply asked the question, Could you
identify those men again2
Yes, sir.
Very well you shall have . chance.
Turning to an orderly, be directed him
to call guard, go with the recruit to
where the jokers were standing ready 10
enjoy his discontinue, and lot him iden-
tify them.
Take the men TO the guard house, give
them this mans bundle Of clothing and
make them wash il thoroughly. See that
the work is well done.
The general was obeyed 10 the letter,
and no more bundles OF soiled clothes
came to Grants headquarters.
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II does not profit much 10 make fortune
il The maker hAs 10 60 10 the asylum.
Ammonis and water 10 recommended N
: vssh for marble inssssd OF sosp ends
Young val may he told by the bone ia
tho outlet II it is very small the veal il
not good.
Psperci wallis are cleaned by being wip
cd down by flannel cloth tied over Z
broom or brush.
A vineglass Of strong borsx wster in .
pint OF raw starch will make collars and
cuffs stiff and glossy,
Try keeping oil fruit 10 covered chest
or trunk down cellar, II you have no en-
closed cupboard there
Wrap glass jars Of fruit in newspapers
snd put them away in a dark cool place. II
prevents the fruit from bleaching
A little borax put In the water in which
scarlet napkins and red bordered towels
are 70 b. washed will prevent them from
fading
The flames from kerosene cannot ibe ex-
tinguishsd with water. but -four thrown
profusely upon them will smother them, or
. large woolen rug or cloth will help stihe
them.
Equal parts Of ammonia aud turpentine
will take paint out Of clothing, no matter
how dry or hard it may be. Ssturate the
spot two or three times. then wash out 10
soap suds.
Clean oil cloth with o wet towel pinned
over stiff broom, and rub with long.
sweeping strokes. Mating should be-
washed with strong salt water and clean
cloth, and do il II possible at midday to
insure quick drying. which prevents dis .
colorstion.
To brighten Brussels. or any carpet
that is faded, sponge in mixture Of one
part OK gall TO two parts water. This is
excellent. A lady recently bought much
faded carpet (Brussels) at . second hand
store, and restored il 10 almost its original
beauty in this way.
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NORTH Gotlieb Ssphir.s Jewisb journal.
list, Is regarded as the foremost wit snd
humoris, Of the German speaking people
Many examples are cited Of bis readiness
In retort
While living 10 Munich be incared the
displessure Of Kink Ludwig BY criticising
the royal suihor's poetry. 40 opportunity
subsequently, offered for erpeiling the Of