The Arizona sentinel., 1888-05-12
A RACY BOOK.
Scintillr.ting with Sarcasm and Brilliant
 Truth.
Nean York Letter.

Neao York Letter.
 Chap. I. "Has Malaria;" goes to Florida
 Chap. II. "Overworlxed;'' goes to Europe
 Chap. III. [" Ills Rheumatism" goes to Ems.
 Chap. ". Has a row with his Doctor.
 I have read deal of sarcasm in my day but I never read anything equal to the sar- casm contained in the above four chaptered book, written&by some anonymous. sus- pect the experience portrayed is a personal one; the author intimates as much on page 31. Let me give you synopsis:
 "Malaria" as it states, lis the cloak with which superficial physicians cover up multitude of ill feelings which they do not understand, and do not much care to in vestigate. It is also cover for such dis eases as they can not cure. When they ad- wise their patient to travel or that he has overworked and needs rest and is probably suffering from malaria, it is a confession of ignorance or of inability"
 "The patient goes abroad. The changeis tonic and for time he feels better. Comes home. Pickle appetite, frequent headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrlta- bility, tired feelings, and general untitness for business are succeeded in due time by alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits about his body regardless of all human feelings.
 "It is muscular-in his back. Articular in his joints. Inaammatory, myl how he fears it will fly to his heartl
 "Now off he goes to the springs. The doctor sends him there, of course, to get well; at the same time he does not really want him to die on his hands
 That would hurt his businessl
 "Better for few days. Returns. After Icrio m bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia :; can not walk; can not sleep on his left side :; is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is pale and fabby; has frequent chills and levers; everything about him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up courage and demands to know what is kill ing himl
 "Great heaven!" he cries, "why have you kept me so long in ignorance?"
 "Because, said the doctor, [" I read your fate five years ago. I thought best to keep you ignorant of the facts"
 He dismisses his doctor, but too latel His fortune has all gone in fees.
 But him, what becomes of him?
 The other day a well known Wall Street banker said to me Git is really astonishing how prevalent bright's disease is becoming. Two of my personal friends are now dying of it. But it is not incurable am certain, for my nephew was recently cured when his physicians said recovery was impossible. The case seems to me to be wonderful one" This gentleman formerly repre- sented his government in Q foreign country. He knows, appreciates and declares the value of that preparation, because his nephew, who is son of Danish Vice-Consul Schmidt, was pronounced incurable when the remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun. "Yes," said his father, 1T was very skep- tical, but since taking that remedy the boy is we'll"
 happen to know what it was that cured the boy, for Genl. Christiansen, of Drexel, Morgan &J Co.'S, told me that it was that wonderful remedy Warner's safe cure
 Well, I suspect the hero of the book cured himself by the same means.
 can not close my notice better than by quoting the authors advice:
 "If, my friend, you have such an expert ence as have portrayed, do not put your trust in physicians to the exclusion of oth- CT remedial agencies They have no monop- oly over disease and personally know that many of them would far prefer that their patients should go to Heaven direct from their powerless hands than that they should be saved to earth by the use of any 'un- authorized means"