Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1888-08-17

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corner of all mail matter. This will in
sure its Immediate return II improperly
addressed or insulliciejely paid, aud If
no, called for at ils destination il can he
forwarded without going to the dead letter
Office" Attend TO this
Boys School Suils--all new and fresh
at BARToN's.
---"The author Of n recent book on The
Ehics Of Marriage advocates the levying
OF heavy tax upon men who could mar
ry but won't, for the support of dependent
single women who are willing TO marry but
cant. "-Er.
Burn tlls-the book. We tax widows
and unmarried women who could support
u husband-nnd bachelars--lo support
those in luxury who are married, in this
neck of the woods.
Bowling Green was again visited by
fire one week ago Saturday night. II
was the double frame building occupied
by Fred Won Kane's Jcwelry store and
Smith and Van Burens grocery, and the
second story occupied by John Raynor
as a dwelling and sewing machine
agency. Fire, water and the rough
handling Of goods caused considerable
loss, but the amount is not given.
--You will find very desirable line Of
Dress Trimmings in Pushes, Silks, Velvets
and Braids, at WILLIAMS
The "biggest fish is always lost just an
il reaches the bank" Except on the Mau-
mee), the "most valuable dog is always
poisoned or shot" ION the Msumee), the
"best horse on the farm always dies" the
''fnest sheep are always killed" (bv worth
less ours that are not shot, when the bill
is made ont for payment), The "best child
rem die young," while the belle of the
town always runs away with a tramp or
her fathers coachman." Why is it thus I?
Now ready TO receive orders for all
kinds OF gas and steam fitting. -.
JOHN c. LEYDoRF.
"A few evenings since mngwump
male qnariette. gave the JOURNAL pleas
ant serenade One OF the selections, rem
dered In pathos that brought Jumps IN
the throat that coulI not be readily
swallowed, was, "Come where my love lies
dreaming" We quoted Artemus Ward
con the situation" who said lie "never
went because he thought il was not right to
co." This dispersed the quartetie ns sud
denly IA though a mountain howiIzer had
been fired from second story window.
"A full line of Paints and Painters
Supplies Sherwln' Willisms' Paints
best IN the world. A. r. CuAMPNEY.
A small hoy, Jimmie Bristol, at Ant
warp was struck on the head by the steps
OF fast train, week or so ago, from the
effects ot which he died. He with other
boys were placing pins on the track for
amusement, and got too close, MS the train
passed. II is really astonishing that
there are not more accidents happen when
we take into consideration the number ut
stations aud the number of ven,ure.o ONE
boys who persist in experimenting in vari-
ous ways with trains.
My House and Lot on Fifth street for
sale on easy terms. WIN. BARTON.
Young lady in grand stand 10 her es-
over the battery W i'll, swift insl,ot: Oh,
yes remember this game now. thought
! had never seen base ball before, hut /
have. Papa used to take me when wasa
la ,i.I L.. l,;
he used mnch larger ball-a wooden
ball, you know, and instead OF having
mSn TO knock over with it lie used To have
wooden pegs about foot high. Oh, yes, |
understand the game thoroughly now. E-.
c"rt falls off the bencl, and dies.-.S Louis
Republic.
For Second Summer dangers Use Rinc-
hart's Syrup Blackberry. No opium. 25c.
A. ChSmpney.
Edison has invented n new dinner
clock which talks. Instead Of striking the
honr, il speaks il. Al dinner time u voice
iSsnes from the clock and saws, DINNER
ilme:" also, zone O'CLOCK" "tRo o'clock"
etc. as the case may lie. Another device
which he il perfeciing IN connection, il a
female face which he proposes 10 set in the
face Of the clock. The lips Of the figure
will move at the hour, The head will bow.
and the fictitious lady will say, "Guod
evening. ladies and gentlemen, IT il bed
time lhiS ias' invention viii prove "l
a.'"'e , "".,e WIZ, '"e,o ",e 'n""e l%'ine. lucy
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The Queen oi Sweeden Is undergoing
peculiar treatment to restore her nerve" To
n normal c"nd'''"n. Her doctors have or
de'ed her To rise ear'y' make her own bed
and dust aud sweep the ro"'n. She has I"
take walk IN the garden before breakfast.