The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1888-07-13

Pelican State.
s1hatthe man without faults lives
in paradise. ~
That a dirty shirt is no sign OF a
black heart. .....#
That all The rich men do not
stand behind the counter.
That if YOU are expecting to go
heaven on howery beds of ease you
will not get there.
That a man don't always have TO
be under the influence oil hquor 10
be mean.
That a bee studies nothing else
but how TO make honey, and com
Sequently never starves.
That there is a deal OF difference
between the business end Of wasp
and a person who will deceive YOU;
YOU know where to find The former
and are therefore careful how you
handle ii you are bitten by Inc
latter before you know the nature
of the dog.
That n0blest crealures-angels
unawares-of tins earth, are the
pure, hard working, selt-sacrllclng
girls.
That it is pardonable in a man
who wall speak lndecenlly OF a Ia
dy, provided lie has no mother, Sis
ter nor daughter.
That honest, Woodworking boys
will take the cake, and
That lndolent, good for-nothln9
ones are Tor sale cheap-below par.
That a hen doesn't lay every
time she cackles, and
That a dead beat doesn't pay The
printer every time he promises.
That a church at every cross roaC
is all tomIoolery.
That when aneighborhood wants
to get rid OF IA man they send hin
to the Legislature.
That a girl in silks and satins Ii
not always Il spendthriit.
That some men would Willingly
die and 90 TO hell ii they coult
take some Of their nelghbors will
Them.
That there is no middle ground
You are either a candidate TO.
heaven or the eternal regions 0
dispair; either for God or agalns
him.
That some men are painfully pO
lite everywhere and 10 Everybody
except their wives.
That The slop and filth abou
some kitchen windows would stag
ger a piney woods rooter or give al
alligator liver complaint.
That the day for old fogylsm J
past.
That if some men would use tn
pillow and hoe as induotrlously a
they do their tongues country pro
duce would be cheaper aud editor,
WOulu STOW lat
That a bee in the bonnet" j
perhaps more comfortable than !
"yallow" jacket i'll the breeches.
That there is enough bacon an(
biscuits fed TO the worthless dog
of this country to sustain Ireland
poor.
That the time for third parties i
in the far future. Cleveland mus
succeed himself and this Govern
ment will he The most glorious un
derheaven.
That as loEg as Chicago furnishe
The bacon and other States th'
jeans Louisiana farmers will b.
minus the means.
That this is the best poor man
country. Cheap lands, plenty goot
water abundance of wood, gOot
health aud money for those wh'
will work.
That concealed weapons a OF
ten be found in other pockets be
sides bad boys.
That every converted man is, o
ought to be, a missionary.
That head religion is ialse-ver.
false.
That he Is not opposed to imm.
grafton, provided 1t be of The RICH
stripe.
That a mans profession eithe
pushes him out or he pushes II
profession TO success.
That a home without music an
song is a home where very hit
genuine happiness is found.
That the top dog always gets I'll
praise whether he is right or not.
, AN EXPLODED SUPERsTITIoN.-M
Blaine is said to have a supersI
ton that the final IN" in a Pres