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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
Land and Water.

As the final results Of his long rc-
search on the height Of the land and
the depth Of the ocean MIR John Muir
ray estimates the mean height of tho
land Of the globe at 2. 252 feet. Ho
finds that 81 per cent lies between
the sea level and height of 5000
feet The mean depth of the ocean is
146i0 feet; only ~ per cent Of its
waters lie between the surface and a
depth OF 5000 feet. while SO per cent.
OF the ocean waters are between
depths Of 6.000 aud Is 900 feet The
total area Of the dry land Mr. NJ
ray makes TO be IS. 600 600 square
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
DR.. III. Warmers
B AL s A M 0 D { n D R 0 n

a preparation for Diphtheria. Coughs,
Colds. Canker. Common Sore Throat and
all affections Of the throat~ II strikes at
the root of the Disease at once and such
is its speedy effect. that any one using il
freely according to Directions for forty
eight hours and not entirely satisfied
with it's merits. may return the Bottles
TO the one they purchase Of ana the
money shall be refunded This is no
caustic preparation. but one which II
used in season, will save the lives Of
thousands. and every family should have
one Bottle in the house all the time.
SOLD BY ALL FIRsT-cLAss DRUGGISTS,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21

Ask your druggist for DR.. Warmers
Balsam and take no other. as there is
nothing that can equal IL. IL he should
not have IL give him this advertisement
and have him order il at once. Ii is put
up in two sizes-price 80 cents and 81.
with full directions on each bottle; also
the address of II. Warner. NJ. D.. Spring
field. Mass, will he blown in each bottle
None other genuine.
All orders promptly attended TO. Usual
discount 20 the trade.
II. WARNER. NJ. D.. sole manufacturer
y. o. Box ll47, Springfield. Mass.
wM. BLANDING. Wholesale Druggist.
"a and IS weybosset street. Providence,
r. l.. agent for Dr. Warmers Balsamoden-
drnn.
As there are 50 many worthless medi-
cines put upon the market. we have de-
cided 81 put up a sample bottle of DR.. n
W rner's Balsam. price - cents. as in
ducemeni for people to test the merits Of
this valuable remedy.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
Tie Didn't Buy Them.

Albany, April i7-The Albany County
Grand Jury, which had under considera-
ton the charges made that Eugene Wood
offered money 90 Senators Ives and Lang.
bein 20 induce them % introduce the Metro
poltan Transit b u IN the Senate, has by a
unanimous vote. refused TO tnd an indict-
ment senators Ives and Langbcin were
examined fully, but their testimony failed
to bear out the statements or TO implicate
Wood in any way.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
DR.. II. Warmer,
At 24S Westminster Street,
PROvIDENCE, II. L. TUESDAYS Ann
WEDNESDAYS,

Tuesdays Hours Q a. m. to T. m, ! 70 and
10 p. m
Wednesdays, . a. m. TO 3 p. m.
Saturdays Mondays at home, Office 227 Main
street, springfield, Mass, Thursdays ana FridsVs
at BAY STATE HOTEL, Worcester, Mass.
See what one of the well known phvsicians Of
Providence says Of Or. Warner:
Providence, r.. l., Feb. TO- lssG
This Is 10 certify that /, DR.. Mcknight had
been suffering from Chronic Inflammation of the
Kidneys, aud the first treatment received from
Dr Warner greatly reliyed me, and would mos,
cheeriully recommend him for such troubles.
c. G.. MCKNIGHT, NJ. d.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
DIR. s. WV. FKEKE.
Cla.ryoyant Physician and Magnetic
Healer.
BUSINESS AND TEST MEDIUM.


The Doctor is permanently located at No. PSI
High street. Providence, Ia. L., where he can be
consulted regularly every month. from the nom.
ing ct the Isl unul the evening ot the 10th. once
hours from ga. ma. Go y m., sundays until y.
IN. lie will then return to ms residence, No. bS
Oak street, Norwich, Conn, wheru hc can always
be lOund Tom the 10Th 10 10 the 3uth of every
month.
Es-Cgme aud consult the world renowned
reader o. diseases ana human events VINO j.
gited with naturul healing and curative powers
no Ihe Doctor examine the sick at sight
Free of Charge, and will describe every pain
and ache, uud the most secret diseases without
being told of their complains. The Doctor has
been I'm active practice 80 years, treating thous-
ads of y 4tients with remarkable success lie
soon cures all forms OF long standing diseases
which aiiiict the human race
Es-Ihe Dr. Is possessed ui strong magnetic
Healing overs, Tor the quick removal ofdiihcult
complaint that cannot be cured 10y any other
theory of practice. Ills magnetic treatments
give power and strcngth To numbers that flock
to his rooms, sc.tcely one goes away who does
not receive great benefit or is permanently cured
Ills treatments are peculiar to himself although
there have been men in all aLcs who have had
the same power. ouinc call u TIE gift of Healing
yet few havepOssessed 10 t0 such an extent over
nea ~ all diseases aud persons.
rS-DOclor fiskos ucyelopmentas Clairvoy
ant Physician Is acknowledged 10y the thutlS
ands that have visited him 10 uc of a very high
order Ills prCtice Is mos ly diseases of "A
chronic naturemany OF which have been given
Es-The Dr. has thousands of testimonials from
grateful patients cured ol all kinds of hngcrinr
com lainis, oil whatever name or nature: tcsti
monials can be en IL desipgl His medicines
clense the system and leave tie patient I'm "A
healthy con litiOu. Ills prices for tfeatm,nts
and medicines are so reasonable hat rich ami
poor alike can be rstOred to health Mediciu,
sent 10 all parts of thy country by express
Gs-The Doctor also gives valuable advice On
business matters. and all the Affairs of life. lie
will tell If success or adversely awaits Won All
shou consult him. a. he IN alwavsr,iial,le
Thousands have been as o lshed by his wonder.
ful powers. Clairyoyaui sittings, si. Communi.
cations by 'ettcr, On business or health must
contain -, age, sex. lock OF hair ami .tnmp
Send stamp for circular Address No. SO Oak Il
Norwich, Conn.
sgDr. fiske 4 a rosideps Physician OF Nor.
wich, Conn. although perhaw hc may bo n COM
parauve stranger 20 many Ohio may chance a.
read this notice. lie wishes I state thai be cor.
daily Invites y0u 90 call on hm. aud consult him
lfyou wish concerning that which il Of the mosi
importance 10 you, AMI then You will be able 10
Judge for yourself whether he can be of service I,
you or some Of your sick friends. During the
p3si 30 years he has cent hun reds Of patients ON
heir wag rejoicing whom he has successfully
rsated.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
Reagan rarcha.e. = New Nome.

wssHISeroS. April ls.-Senator Reagan
has just bought house ON street. making
the forty-fourth Of our seventysx Sena-
tors 10 own houses In Washington. And
the year the war broke out not a senator
owned house inv Washington. and only four
kept house, 50 the old stagers say.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
ONE or OUR METHODIST LEReYMES.

PROVIDENCE, r. l., Sept 3D. 1856.
This is "a certify that have been troubled for
a long time with Nervous Prostratiou and Palpi.
tation of Heart, which had caused me 10 be So
weak that feared th't might be Obliged to
give up my labor. But about four weeks AGO /
put myself under the care Of DR.. Warner and now
feel perfectly well and would recommend and
any one troubled as / was To see the Doctor at
once. Rev. RICHARD CEDERBERRY
No. Oakland Ave. Pastor swedish NJ T. Mission
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
British American Indorse Hewitt.

BosToN, April l5-The Massachusetts
British American have passed resolutions
prais:ng Mayor Hewitt for declining TO
raise the Irish flag on the New Yerk City
Hall, and hoping that other Mayors would
follow hLs example.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
Providence. Inne & 1851

This is To certify that | was troubled with Ner.
Vous PrOstration ana severe pain in the head
and had been unable 20 work for six mo lthS
previous 10 putting myself under the care OF DR.
Warner Alter the first treatment | began TO i'm.
prove, and continued 10 until / was perfectly
cured. And | would most gladly recommend
any one troubled TO place themselves under the
care of Or. Warner at once IHAs. IL. CURFEw,
8l3 Amherst Ave. His wife Elizabeth Curie,y
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21

This IS to cerLy that / was troubled with
Rheumatism anf" Dyspepsia, and put myself
under Dr. \. Warmers care, March 30 1856 and
after two treatments began 10 improve and now
am perfectly well, and weigh more than ever
before, and do earnestly recommend any one 10
see the Doctor at once. CHAS. G. MAGKEY
l26 Plain St. Providence, r. l.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
Made Insane By "a False Charge.

READING, April l6-Annie Eisenh over,
age twenty-one, respectable woman OF
Long Swamp Township, was accused of the
larceny of money The charge was proven
salse, but too late to save the young woman
VINO is now hopelcssly insane.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
The Morocco Question.

LONDON, April l7.-Tde conference TO
settle the dispute between the United
States ard Morocco Will meet at Madrid on
May
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21

An itinerant preacher, who ram
bled in his sermons, when requested to
stick to his text replied "that scatter
ing shot would hit the most birds"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21

The success with which Dr. n Warner. Of
Springfield, has met with the past two years al
ki3 Westminster street, Providence l. truly sur
prising. Yet DR.. Warner expects % accomplish
more in the year a. come a. he has increased his
facilities for doing 80. The public are beginning
"a find out that the Doctor can be relied upon
that he Is just and upright iu his dealings with
those who apply 10 him for counsel. Patients
putting themselves under DR.. Warmers care are
sure of getting an cquisHle for their money as
he will no; take case under any consideration
unless he j. quite sure of affecting a cure The
Doctor remarked when he came % Providence
two year ago that he expected IL would take him
twO or three years % get established, and III we
can judge by the number and class OF people who
visit his Office daily that his expectations must be
iully realized. Ladies who are suffering from
diseases peculiar 20 their sex can consult DIR
warner, with full assurance that they win find
him a perfect gentleman, and without your
saying word he Will tell you just how you are
and should yOu put your case under his care YOU
VIII be surprised 20 see how quick YOU will be
made TO feel like q new person
Those who have been treated by other physic-
ians until discouraged and ready to give rp IN
despair are specially invited % call upon Dr
Warner.
The Doctor does away with Pessaries. Rings
supporters Of all kinds and Caustics
lfyOu are suffering from Dyspepsia
II you are Suiie ing from Kidney Troubles
Ityou are suffering from Rheumatism,
II you are suffering from Lung Troubles
II You have Piles, Cold Feet and Hands
II you are suffering from Nervous PrOstration
II you are suffering from the Errors of Youth
Seminal Neakues, or lmpOtcnCy,
If you have "A Cancer,
DO not fail 10 consult
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1888-04-21
DIR. C.. j. LEWIS

Who, after intense study and deep research.
has lately discovered a new, extraordinary, quick
certain and inexpensive cure for diseases OF Tie
Brain and Spinal cord. SpcrmatOrfhUa, Seniid4
Weakness, Fluid escapes, lmpOtcncy ana de
ranged Functions Of the Nervous and GeneratlFe
systems. The NEW AND MARVELLOUS MEDICAL
TREATMENT has cured the most desperate forms
Of Nervous Disorders ia both young and old To
debilitated youth IL bestOws the yigor Oi man
hood ana in advanced acc IL establishes inc
vigOr OF youth without the possibility OF failure
UKINAgY COMPLAINTS. Acute or Chronic Dis
charges Structure Retention Of Urine Gravel
Kidney or Bladder Disorders, syphilis 9econdar!
symptoms, EruptiOns, skin Diseases are all al
sOlutely cured without the use Of mercury, cop
alba or injections. No restriction in diet or hind
rance from business RECENT CASES CURED -
THREE OR POUR DAYS. Patients whose cHss
have been neglected, badly treated or pronounced
lncurable, are particularly invited TO visit Dr
Lewis, written guarantee OF cure given lh al
cases arranged for and undertaken. lS PRACTICE
upwards of 30 YEARS.
HV-Dr. Lewis is frequently consulted by many
who have been completely discouraged OF ever
being cured after having experimental WIN
various advertised nostrums, Electric Belts, &c
which invariably do more harm than good.
Every phase Of disease demands different an"
special treatment. To those who may haze been
disappointed, DR.. Lewis would say consult MN
and he will restore the Disappointed one 10 all the
duties of life, whether they be- physical ur mental
pertaining 10 married life or single blessednes,
CONSULTATION, MEDICINES, &C, 50.
WORKING CLASSES, 81 80.
DIR. LEWIS is permanently located al 100
Friendship street Providence, X L., one door
from Richmond street (oh Broad street. once
hours ALL THE YEAR ROUND, from 10 =, aud TO
2. Sunday 10 to 2. not later. rheumatism eiiec-
tuaDy cured. Female complaints skllliuIy
treated
Notice to Country Patients.
Dr. Lewis will on fun description Of case, with
fee enclosed) Immediately send a supply OF @ hl'
valuable medicines, accompanied with instruc-
tiOns aud advice for the cure Of the above
distressing complaints.
COUNTRY PATIENTS CoRREsPONDED WITH
UNTIL CURED.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
THE EDITORIAL WE.
Trials and Tribulations of the Quilldrivex
of the Arixunia X icker.n

Trials and Tribulations of the QuilldriveE
of the ArixoniR "Kicker."
Last Thursday night while We were en-.
gagged at the office and Our Wife was over
to see Widow McGinness, soma base thief
entered Our house and stole Our watch,
which was out Of repair, but valued at
three dollars. We demand to know
whether Constable Hank Smith was
elected to sit ON his coat tails in Green's
grocery and play checkers, or to protect
the people from the hands of the de.
spoilers? Hank is good fellow, and
his subscription to the Kicker is always
paid in advance, but duty is duty. Our
Wife is not in good health, and the shock
Of losing Our watch almost upset her.
Our dog has also been acting strangely Of
late, leading Our neighbor, Judge Hobbs,
who, by the way, is building an addition
to his woodshed, and will probably be q
candidate for Governor this fall, to remark
that he may have been poisoned. May
Heaven forgive the human hyena who took
Our watch, for neither We o4 Our Wifa
can ever do SO.
The refined and cultured reptile, Bill
Bosworth, whose quiet occupation is swili-
Ing down forty-rod whisky and lying
about his betters. is circulating the story
that he gave Us licking last
Sunday night. Now. the truth OF the
matter is that Bill has been mashed
on Our eldest daughter, and he
called at Our home Sunday evening to ask
Our permission to spark her. Weprompt-
~ and Indignantly showed him the door,
while Our Wife stood ready with horse
whip. Bill dared Us to come out, and We
went. We hit him three times that We
know Ct. and We kept count of Eve kicks
We got in on him, and in two minutes he
was begging for mercy. We don't pretend
to be any fighter, but il We can't lick Bill
BoswoItn with one hand tied behind Us.
We will go out of the newspaper business.
Oar friends have advised Us to shoot him,
and If it wasn't for Our Wife, We'd do it.
Bill, don't yon come fooling around Us no
morei
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
THE UGLY GIRL.
Some Advantages Which She Has Owe
Her Pretty Sister.

| Some Advantages Which She Has OyeI
Her Pretty Sister.
| 1t is strange fact that the ugly girl is
rather favorite than otherwise, al.
| though thing Of beauty is joy for
ever.
| When we look at her, says Hdrper's
Bazaar, we lament the shape of her nose,
| we sigh over the cast in her eye, we de-
piore the dizziness of her complexion, we
can find nothing to praise; but perhaps
she smiles, or she has witching manner.
She knows the spell which puts every
one at his ease; she owns the charm which
| makes others pleased with themselves;
and then we are wont to say that there is
no such person as the ugly girl. But to
those who do not know her, who do not
come under the magnetism of her pres
ence. she remains the ugly girl to the end
OF the chapter; and when she marries-
carries off the best match of the season,
perhaps-prettier women are at their Wits
end to know what attractions she pos
sesses superior to their own.
What is it that redeems the ugly face
and makes it shine with comelin ess so
that we sometimes would not exch ange it
with all its misshapen features, for the
beauty of Aphrod lite. The plain face
which is alive with intelligence, which
beams with an expression of refinement
and good nature, which culture and high
mindedness animate. becomes sometimes
finer and more effective than mere pretti.
ness, mere pink and white loveliness,
mere shapeliness and symmetry Of feat
ure; pretty face has been known to pail
upon one, but who has sounded the depth
of attraction which resides in mobile
countenance where the features may be
found to swear at each other, SO to speak?
But the ugly girl must choose her colors
and fashions wisely. She must not be
ultra and conspicuous; she must know
how to bring out whatever charms exist
in her face or figure il she would over
come the defects: if her nose is large, the
hair on the top of the head will be most
becoming; If her face is heavy, turban
hat that coveres the forehead will add to
it's Disagreement: if her ears are large
and ill-shapen, she should not wear ear
rings. She should first of all recognize
her defects.
The ugly girl has some advanta gas
over her pretty sister; sue does not lads
SO early, or at least her fading is not so
palpabie, and she is usually a better
looking matron than girl.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
THE BRUlSER KING.
The Whole World Pays Homage to Su
Ivan, Our Sullivan.

Ivan, Our Sullivan.
John L. Sullivan, whose success has been
greater than that of any visitor to England
except Buffalo Bill, is typical American
in that all of his successes have been won
by s.hard knocks"
Boston may hug herself with positive
JUNCTION in the knowledge that three repre-.
sentatives of her peculiar culture have won
unusual social recognition in England-LoW.
ell, Holmes and Sullivan
According to the English idea, the ''great-
est" Of these is Sullivan.
The phlegmatic English populace is sell
dom ssenthusedn to the point of unhitching
the horses from the carriage of popular
idol, while excited men Wrangle for the hon
or of chance at the rope which is to drag
it through the streets
It well illustrates the power Of mind over
matterl
Sullivan, dined and wined by the nobility,
followed and cheered by surging masses OF
tive, the people," drawing crowded houses
at his exhibitions, must be stated, if one OF
his stamp can be, with adulation and ap-
plause.
It would be sad elbow to him if he
should be 'sknocked out'' in his coming con-
test with the English champion.
The best Of Athletes reach, sometimes
early, point at which their powers begin
to wane. Over training often produces
serious effects. John C. Heenan died in
the prime of life, wasted away with what
was called consumption. A post mortem
examination in many of these cases has re-
vealed that it is the primary organs, til e
kidneys, liver and heart, that are most af-
fected by Athletic over training II they
are taken care Of there is little danger.
Harry Wyatt, the celebrated English
trainer and athlete, says: Il consider
Warmers safe cure invaluable to all who
are training for outdoors sports. | have
given it to many whom have trained for
the athletic world with great benefit"
Sullivan is beyond question the present
ssAthletic King" and if he follows Wyatt's
advice, he will no doubt long remain at the
head Of the profession"
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
NEW Works. SOCIETY.
The Inner Circles of SweIItoln Limited {
Seven Hundred Members.

The Inner Circles of SweIId0ln Limited {,
Seven Hundred Members.
A census of good society," has JUS
been made in this city, and it is foune
that ont Of the population of nearly
two millions counting in the metrop
oils and its suburbs only seven hun.
dred are qualified to rank with the bes.
In q republic where the notion is ont
rageously general that behavior is thu
true testto worthiness, it requires al
authoritative edict once In a while Il
squeich the leveling tendency. TIT
Patriarchs have done the job this time.
They are an organization of intensely.
swell gentlemen who give annual
balls at Dslmonicoss. and they
put what they regard as their
minds to the drawing of thu
line distinctly between society
and common people. The Patriarchs'
next ball Is to occur shortly. Ware
McAllis on, an old beau Of unques.
toned standing. is the high mognl
Every autumn he makes out d careful
list OF ninety-nine other real gentlemen,
making hundred ID all. They con-
stitute the Patriarehs, and they were
chosen recently. They are assessed fifty
dollars apiece for q fund with which
TO pay the costs Of music and supper.
Upon them Is placed the awful respon-
sibility OF issuing invitations, for The
documents ARE substantially creden.
tails Of the highest possible character.
proving that the holder ii lin so
ciety." E.ch one In the hnn-
dred names seven persons. The
number is based on careful
aud critical estimate that there arfI
no more than seven hundred mer'
and women La all New York quite
worthy of the glorious distinction,
The separate lists Of seven are sent IL
McAllister. who calls secret meeting
OF the entire hundred, to whom TIT
names are read, and 4 single vote
against ii candidate is sufficient for az
clusion. All Of which ii funny to the
reader. but very mornentous to The
coterie OF persons concerned. Wler
Mrs William Astor gave 4 notable
ball two years ago she extended he15
Invitations 70 eight hundred. and wa
by her friends considered liberal, oon.
sidering how sacred are the precincts
OF society. Thus you will sae that,
50 far as New York is concerned, there
may be an upper ten thousand. = bui
towering altiludinonsly above them
are less than one thousand Of positive
snpariatiVes M X Cor. R.ttsbnrf
D.spatch
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
a Fair Dream oil women,

Tennyson, in his exquisite poem, dreams
Of long procession of lovely women of
ages past. This is all very well, but the
laureate would have done the world great
er service if he had only told the women of
the present how they could improve their
health and enhance their charms. This he
might easily have done by recommending
the use of DIR. Pierce's Favorte Prescrip-
ton. Health is the best friend of beauty,
and the innumerable ills to which women
are peculiarly subject, its worst enemies
Long experience has proven that the health
of wOmankind and the 'sFayorite Prescrip-
tom walk hand in hand, and are insepara-
BILE. tits the only medicine for women, sold
by druggists, nnaer a positive guarantee from
the manufacturers, that it viii give salts
faction in every case, or money will be re-
funded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle-wrapper and faithfully carried
out for many years.
St. Landry democrat., 1888-01-21
Th, sign Manual OF Poverty.

Many years ago-it was when the four
Harper Brothers wera Iving-a well-
known physician came into their Office
one day and was talking with one of
them, who noticed that his visitors coet
sleeve was torn. Hs called his attention
10 it, saying that it would be we'll il he
would ask his wife to mend IL, as II lid
not look well for q gentleman to go abo. I
with his clothes in that condition. sSir, y
answered the doctor, sternly, Il prefer
that ii should remain as it is. "A tear
may be the accident Of a day, but darn
Is the sign manual Of Denury.n