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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26
Some one has made study q

Some one has made q study Of the
different pig calls in different sections
of the country. and says that il Penn
sylyania the farmer calls sPlg-pig,
pig. pig-gie. pig-gie;'' in North Caro-
lima he shouts .Pig-eye. pig-eye. "
dwelling on the '.eyc; the Hoosier
whcops ..Whoo-ee whoo-ee, and the
hogs answer gladly; the Buckeye
calls ..Soo-soo. 500. 500, 5000; the
Blue Grass pork raiser shouts Poo
hee. poa-hee. and the Dakota man
Lr ags hss hogs with ! wis 10.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

There is no end to the tasks which daily
confront the good housewife. To be a sue
cessful housekeeper. the first requisite is
good health How can a woman contend
against the trials and worries Ct house
keeping il she be suffering from those dis
tressing irregularities, ailments and weak
nesses peculiar to her sex; DIR. Pierce 5
Favoritc Prescription is a specific for these
disorders. The only remedy, sold by drug
gists. under positive guarantee from the
manufacturers. Satisfaction guaranteed in
every case, or money refunded. See
printed guarantee on bottle wrapper.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

of all the means of public conveyance in a
large city, even for q few hour ;, during a
strike of the employees, .near ; a general
paralyzng of trade and industry for the
time being. and is attended with an enor-
nous aggregate loss TO the community
How much more serious to the individual is
the general tie-up of his system, known as
constipa tom, and due to the strike of the
most important organs for more prudent
treatment and better care. IftOO long neg
lected, torpid or sluggish liver win pro
duce serious forms of kidney and liver dis
eases, malarial trouble and chronic dys-
pepsia, DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pei
let's are a preventive aud cure Of these dis
orders. They are prompt, sure and effective,
pleasant TO take, and positively harmless.
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After RENEWING the mulch in 4

After removing the mulch in tho
spring from the Strawberries hoe be-
tween the rows after the soil shall have
become somewhat warmed, as that will
let more warmth and air down to the
roots. A small portion of wood ashes
scattered along the rows after hoeing
would be very beneficial
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

HIGH SCIENTIFIC AUTHORITT.--Th jour
ma de Medicine dc Paris reports tine meeting
of a Society composing some Of the most
distinguished physicians IN Paris. NJ
Duardicr Beaunets called attention to the
great use of POND's EXTRACT. After de-
scubmg experiments, he spoke highly of its
value in treating pain, and especially Piles.
He used it externally and internally.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26
From the Frying Pan Into the Fire.

The man or woman who seeks relief from
constipation in i'll advised remedies. jumps
- from the frying pan into the fire." VIC
lent cathartics dreuch and weaken the in
testines. Not so HOstetteF's Stomach Bit
tiers, which relieves without pain and per
manently. For disorders Of the liver, fever
and ague, nervousness and debility 10 Is also
signally eflicacious, and its remedial utility
in kidney affections is well ascertained.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

As your daughters grow up. teach
them at least the true merits of house
keeping and cookery. They viii thank
you FOR it in lstter l;fe great deal
more filan for accomplishments
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

Durang's Rheumatic Remedy will cure
any case Of rheumatism on earth. IT is
taken internally. Write for free PAM
phlet 10 X. h. HELPHENsTINE, Druggist
ashington, D. c., or ask your druggist
for II
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

a
Mr.. q. A. Frost. artist and photographer.
accompanied Mr.. KEENAN,, and the results Of
his work will form q wonderfully interesting
series Of pictures OF Russian ana SIBERIAN
life and scenery
The articles begin in the May century,
which is a great issue in may otner re-
spects, containing also an nfsrestnS Illus
trated article on ranch life; INST chapters
Of THE Liar a novelette, by henry ) S ~ :
the exciting narrative. az Locomotive Chase
In Georgia. a suggestive paper on The
Chances Of Being Hit in Battle;'' an essay
on Milton by Matthew Arnold; ." A Love
story Reversed, 2 by Edward Bellany, etc,
etc. Our local bookseller viii have the mum
Der after the first Of May.
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Tent Life IN Siberia, etc, had spent Jour
wears in Russia and Siberia, was thorough
w conversant with the people and the Ian
guage, aud had reached the conclusion thaJ
the Russian Government had been misrep-
resented, and that the exile system OF Slbe-
ria was not so terrible as was supposed.
Knowing that Mr.. KEENAN, held these
views, the Russian Government gave nm
every facility for a thorough
INSPECTION OF MINES AND PRISONS
of Siberia-the most thorough that nae
ever been made by a traveller. Armed with
letters from the Russian Minister OF the
Interior and other high officials, Mr.. Ken
nan went everywhere, inspecting mines ana
prisons, convict barges and hospitals, ana
travelling with chained eXlles along the
great Siberian road. He made the intimate
personal acquaintance of more than three
MANY Of whom wrote out their histories Tor
bis use The actual facts, as revealed by
this searching investigation, were far re
moved from Mr. Remnants preconceived
ideas, as this thrilling narrative of fifteen
months privation and adventure Will show.
As IS already known, the publication or
Mr.. Kennan's preliminary papers has re
suited in his being placed
Of THE BLACK LIST
by the Russian Government, and copies OF
The CeltfuFy containing them have the OBJ
iectionable article torn out by the custom
officials before being allowed 10 enter the
Cars dominiOns.
"Iexpected, of course says Mr.. Ken
nan, in q recent interview, Ito be put on
the Russian black list. The stable-dOor IS
locked, but the horse has been stolen-and
I've got him.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

Boston wants to erect a monument to
Mother Goose. Why not: Detroit has so
honored a Michigander.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

FREE. A 3-fOot French Glass, Oval
Front, Nickel or Cherry Cigar Case. MER-
CHANTS ONLY. r. W. TANsILL & Co Chicago.
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1t Never FniIs.

PLAY on words; betting and promising
b pay ii you lose
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TIE rising generation in cities is chiefly
made up of milkmen and hired girls.-B uTI
Rngto,t Free Press
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Ar all events-the prominent citizen
Vashiggf0H Critic
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

If afflicted with Sore I es use DIR. Isaac
Thompson s Eye Water. Druggists sell il Pc.
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1t Is difficult 70 bring magnetic
iaen 10 cash bnsisc CO. They want to
DC cha gel Itcag nae.
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SIBERIA.
It's Secrets Revealed George hennan's
Wonderful Journey.

MUS interesting CoIltIt-
button 10 secret history
viii be the illustrated pa
pers on " Siberia and the
Exile system" by George
KEENAN,. which are to begin
in the May Century maya
zine. They will embody the
results of what is Re
lieved to be the first Sue
cessful attempt by a conf
petent investigator to make
. thorough study OF the
Russian exile system. Be
fore undertaking his ardu-
Ious Journey of 1900 miles,
in the interest of The Centu-
~, Mr.. KEENAN,, author OF
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

IAN actor knows ms lines when they are
cast in pleasant places. ~. u PieayEHs.
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Mnnnan,s MorI-.

WTTH regard TO sparkling over the front
gate, a good deal can be said on both siGes
-SifliggS
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26
PONDS

IBE pIckpocket Is no respecter OF purse
unG
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1888-04-26

HE canned article that goes the quickest
Is a dog tai. BostoH BuiletbL
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nIsHA z
AILS
YOU?

Do you feel dun. languid, low-spirited. life
Less. and indescribahly miserable. bosh piIysi-
cally and mentality experience a sense of
fullneSs or bloating after eating. or of gone
ing. tongue coated. bitter or bad taste in
mouth, irregular appetite. dizziness. frequent
headaches. blurred eyesght, 3" floating specks"
before the eyes. nervous prostitution or ex-
hausiion, irritability of temper. hot nushes.
alternating with chilly sensations, sharp,
bitinss, transient pains here and there. cold
feet. drOwsiness after meals, wakefulness. or
disturbed and undressing sleep. constant,
indescrIhahle feeling of dread, or of impend-
ing calamity7
Of these symptoms, you are suffering from
that most common OF American maladies-
Bilious Dyspepsia. or Torpid Liver. associated
with Dyspepsia. OF Indigestion. The more
complicated your disease has become. the
greater the number and diversity of syunp-
toms No matter what stage Il has reached
Br. PieFce's Golden Medical Discovery
viii subdue Il. II taken according 10 drec-
tons for q reasonable length OF time. II not
cured, complications multiply and Consume
rheumatism, Kidney Disease. or other grave
maladies are quite liable 10 set in and, sooner
or later, induce a fatal termination.
DIR. Pieree'S Golden Medical Dis
cOVery acts powerfully upon the Liver, and
through that great blood purifying organ
purities, from whatever cause arising lt Is
equally eihcaciOus in acting upon tho Kid
neys. and other eXcrctOFy organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
an appetizing, restorative tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts
this wonderful medicine has gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague. Chills and
Fever. Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Disc
gnEPrE
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CuRES AL mEIEanRS.

OSnES Az f60mOnSs
from a common Blotch, or Eruption, 10 the
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, " Fever-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin, in short. all diseases
caused by bad blood are CONQUERED by this
powerful, purifying, and inviGorating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal Under
its benign influence. Especially has il mani
tested its potency in curing letter. Eczema.
Erysipelas, BOils, Carbuucles. Sore Eyes. Scroll
ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease.
White Swelings," GOitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
stamps for large Treatise. with colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for Treatise on Scrofulous Affections.
"FOR TIE BLOOD IS THE LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Plercess
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion, q fair skin. buoyant spirits. vital
strength and bodily health viii be established.
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Mason
ORGANS
PIANOS.

Highest HonoIs ~ ali Great Worlds Exhibitions slpce
is 100 styles go 10 800. For Cash Easy ia yments,
or lseated. Catalogue, 40 pp., sto, free.
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Mason & Hamlin do not hesitate 10 make the extra
ordinary claim that their Planes superior 10 all
othcrS This they attribute solely To the remark able
Improvement introduced ly thrtn ia 1852, known
a. the MASON q HANllN PIANO sThlNGEE." Pull
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23
MARRYING Themselves.

A few days ago we noted that two
young people in York county jumped
headlong into notoriety by marrying
themselves. The fashion seems to be
catching. To.day's York Daily says |:
Yesterday Mr.. Joseph NJ. Rickrode and
Miss Annie s. Miller, both of Hanover, Sc
cured marriage license from Clerk Of the
Courts Sell, and in the presence of several
Witnesses married themselves. There
seems to be growing craze for this mode
Of marriage, as this Is the third case of
the kind in this county this year"
It Is the kind of craze that indicates q
total lack Of appreciation of the dignity
and sanctity of the married state and
should be vigorously condemned. There
= now prevalent too much Of a DISPOSE
tion to look lightly upon the marriage re-
1ation. The eminent New York divine,
DR.. Dix, is now causing his pulpit to
ring with denunciation Of the moral rot
tenness in metropolitan society caused
chiefly, he says, by the indifference with
which the marriage tie is regarded.
Marriage is the foundation Of the fam .
fly, and the family is the nucleus out of
which the state grows. Whatever hurts
the family is tenfold more injurious still
to the state. Such marriages as those in
York county, cause the holy relation Of
husband and wife to be held in mockery.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23
PERSONAL,

Miss AUsTISE SNEAD, q society corres-
pondsnt, well known ~ q" Miss 9rupdy,"
died Thursday morning at her residonco in
Washington. ...... -. ................
THOMAS NJ. NIoHoL 10 tho name OF an
eccentric Wisconsin politician who receives
visitors In his hotel In New York, clothed
only In natures gsrb.
REV. MIR. SATTERLEE, pastor oi Calvary
Protestant Episcopal church, In New York,
who has been elected assistant bishop OF
OHIO, has the matter OF acceptance still uu.
der advissmenf. .. ..-'..r. . ....,... f.
Rev. DIR. Loos, the Reformed clergy
been divided into factions, has resigned and
new church will be ORGANIZED Tor him,
the anti Loos faction paying SIC. 900 to ths
retiring members.
SAMUEL STATES writes to the Plttsburg
Post in complaint OF DR., Il. ". Higbsa's 8
use OF the columns OF the Psnnsy lvsnia
School Journal to abuse Ex-G overnor
Psltison. He says the Journal is pub
lished at the expense Of tho state and
GEN. BRAGG, tho inter state mi ister TO
Mexico, al banquet In the City Of Mexico
on "Wednesday, said that this government
would he most content with Mexico lib.
eIsl republic. Tho speech created pro,
found impression as an Indication OF Pres
ident Cieveisno's sympathy with tho pres
ent liberal government. e..'r.f : 49,
WILLIAM MASSEY, OF PhilaJel phia, has
given SlOO 600 to the Philadelphia House OF
Refuge to carry out the long desired re-
movsl OF their Institution from its present
site 10 one In the rural districts The stste
has been petitioned time and again to
facilitate this change, but In vain, and now
private citizen has come forward 10 do
what the state has refused. H.. .-. r..
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23
BE Content With the Free List.

Il is not likely that tariff agitation will
eject any reform at this session. II
work has hardly been undertaken in the
right way. Mills bill is not likely to
command majority Of votes, and it GER
tainly IL an imperfect measure.
We believe that it would be wiser now
to drop all OF the bill but the free list,
and make the fight to get that through
and be content with 1t.
There is reasonable objection to the
Mills adjustment of the tariff on sugar,
wrapper tobacco, glass and some other
things. Now, why should any important
homo industry be injured, when we do
not propose to surrender the protective
feature in the tariff rates Why should
the Louisiana sugar planter be hurt ?
Why should the tobacco planters of q
dozen states be seriously injured Why
should not the glass industry aud every
other industry be adequately protected (;
and II there is any doubt about their in
jury by q reduction of duty, why not let
them have the benefit of the doubt, and
let the duty alone
To shorten the matter aud to do some
thing effective, at this session, why not
drop the attempt to change the tariff
further than as the free list of the ways
and means committee bill proposes to
change 1t 2
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23
Pensions For Roman Matron rs.

The Senate has been discussing a pen.
sion bill OF unique and beautiful design
IN fact 50 altogether novel that it was a..
lowed to 60 over in order that the sapient
senators might study it at leisure. This
bill provides pension Of s25 q month to
women enrolled during the war as army
nurses. The chief argument in it's favor
Vas that the pensioners would not he
more than six or eight for each state.
I Senator Beck skilfully unmasked the
'Espellant features of the bill. He showed
that 1t would apply to every one of the
numerous colored women who had
cooked for tho soldiers during six month 8
and, according to the report just read
such women were entitled Roman
nAatrons." Senator Edmunds could not
understand the principle of the bill. The
sn0ciation OF nurses had only asked to
be placed on the same footing as soldiers,
and a. no pensions were paid to soldiers
net disabled in the service it was not
quite plain that nurses should receive
better attention. AS friend of
wcmen's rights " he did not believe in
tnvidlous distinctions. After several
pointed questions had Ias,d unar
swered 1t seemed impossible TO discover
Who were the real hackers Of the bill. A
" National Relief Board OF Women I"
~ talked OF, but failed 10 materializs !;
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23


The annual register OF Franklin and
Marshall college and theological seminary
for 1887 7-lsSs Is now ready for the numerous
friends and patrons OF that solid seat OF
learning, In the college the senior class
this year numbers eighteen, three OF whom
reside in Lancaster. The Juniors are
twenty.six in number the sophomores
thirty one and the freshmen twenty two.
Tho full course Of studies in ell the classes
In presented, together with brief and con-
else history OF the institution. The academy
connected with the college is apparently In
fourishing state Of development, while
tue seminary has q total Of forty.two stu
dents In various grades OF preparatit n for a
divine calling. The register contains forty
pages of interesting reading and the neat
ness and beauty OF the publication is an
exoellenttestimonis OF the work that In done
ut the ISTELLIaENCER Job Office. wH
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23

A srRATroRD, Conn, man thought to
catch q thief who had been stealing wood
from the formers wood pile. He loaded
one of the coveted sticks with blasting
powder and awaited results. 30 careful
was he Of hisscheme that no told nobody
of ". Consequently his ten-year-old boy,
while carrying wood for the night, tooF the
loaded stick, and when the father built the
firo for the breakfast he unconsciously
placed In the stove. II was half an hour
sftsr this that an explosion occurred which
shook tho whole house, and not only broke
into . thousand pcices the new kitchen
range, but shattered every window on the
lower floor OF the little Queen Ann cottage.
Neighbors came to the rescue, but fortu-
nately nobody WIS hurt The man has
not been seen out doors since. a.t-n
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23
and the Grand Army did not seem to
have anything TO do, with Il.
pkiladeiphia Gas.

The select council OF Philadelphia have
passed the ordinance authorizing the
mayor to enter into contract for an In.
creased supply Of gas. 1t provides for
contract to be entered into by the mayor
for one year with the privilege OF
annual renewals for 100000 cubic
feet OF illuminating gas per diem,
and more II the city desires IL
after six months. The gas IL not to be
less than % sperm candle power, the gas
shall be measured in meters furnished by
the city, and payments therefor are to be
made monthly. The gas Is to cost not
more than so cents per 1000 cubic feet.
The right of inspection is at all times
invested in the city. and for every candle
power furnished less than the % agreed
five cents per 1000 cubic feet thall be de-
Quoted.
1t looks as though Philadelphia was
soon going to have cheap and good gas.
Why cannot Lancaster enjoy the same
good fortunep
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23

Strange things are constantly happen.
ing and among them must be considered
IT, death OF the chief Justice just after
he has exercised deciding voice In the
Aecision OF the telephone case, which
has been Of 20 much moment to the pub
'lic. That decision now is almost ss
though It had not been made, because q
pupreme court will be called upon 10 de-
6ide it which has three votes on each
side with two unknown votes and one
psrty disabled by interest.
It Is in this changed attitude OF the
supreme court that the death of Judge
Waite has its greatest public interest.
Because though esteemed good honest
and hard working Judge, he was not a
brilliant chief justice, and added nothing
10 the lustre Of that great Office. 1t must
be remembered, however, that very great
men had preceded him in it, and 1t re-
quired one OF very remarkable attain
ments to keep level with the fame OF
the place. Chief Justice Waite was the
result Of Grants inability to please the
Senate with the prior nominations oi
Williams and Gushing, and it is said
that when he sent in his name be de-
c.ared that IL he was rejected, he would
next nominate Judge Black, hot Demo
crat rs he was and doubtless he would
have done 30 In which case this Office
would have been filed with its undoubted
peer.
The supreme court should be grea
. court, filled with men whose names ant
weight will command reverence for thei
decisions. It is certainly not 30 now
There are few men of extraordlnar,
ability upon it. Lamar, who will probably
be the new chief justice, has such
ability, but It is to be seen whether 1t Il
Of The kind that will make chief justic'
illnstrious. II 1t would be jerks w
would know that he was equal to tn
place, because the law has been his stead.
I mistress.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-03-23

THE collections of internal revenue for
tho first eight months Of the fiscal year end
ing June 80, 1885, aggregate &so.760, ,467, be-
ing an increase Of "a. 5il, 500 over the collec-
tions during the corresponding period Of
the last fiscal yesr. The collections on
spirits we're "a. 9s4, ,052. sn increase Of g.
7s7, ,6O4; on tobacco, s2o, 32s. .076. an increase
OF q 502,4I2; on fermented liquors, Sl4,-
s4b. l6i, an increase OF $l.2i2. 247; on oleo-
margarine. s4s9, 1862. IN increase Of 81, ll3 ;
on bank notes, sS55, decrease Of q. 646; on
miscellaneous items, sll3 672, decrease Of
s85, ,l33 Tho receipts for February last
we're s959, Oh greater than those for Febru-
ary of last year.
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His Rr,de ntU.asf.

Edward Hugh Mckenzie, the Scotch
tramp who claims to be heir to $ss COO, was
married on Thursday In Eew Brunswick,
N. j +, to Miss Emma j hns IN, daughter OF
William IL. johnson, q farmer with whom
he has been living. Rsv. DR.. Mcknight,
before he would perform the ceremony, re.
monstrated with the parties, and only cfli-
elated when urged by the father or the girl
The marriage took place at the residence OF
ex.Chief of Police Archibald Allen, q rela.
tive OF tho girls fsthey. Mackenzie still
claims that his fortune 10 coming and
Johnson aud h!s family believe him. The
bride is quite pretty.