The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-05-24
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biz ta-l bobeY Editor tbusy writing a
leAsst] spital column Of course
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Or wy troubles Add do you succeed
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swim
Minister 60 little boy vi.k a basket
Of Asbj Little boy. aIn't you ashamed to
70 iisbiug on sunday2 Little boy (liitiug
the cover Of tbe basket vith pride Asbam.
cd Look ST them.
Oae Thing, Maria, said the tarred.aud
isaihsfcd gentleman. - bic wife was pluck.
ing him ahsT TIE festivities. the tar amt
no peeisl use. bal there's most dollars
worth II feathers on me
Medical professor 20 STUDENT 10 a
case ahiei you dud difficult to diagnose
correctly, what is the proper course 10
tskel student Look vise and say MOTH
ing
Il man and bali throw a bootiack
aud bali a. ca and hall in night
and q half, how manylcats aud half will
be hit ID month and half This is The
companion puzzle TO the egg puzzle
"a Kansas school teacher offered a
prizl to Tie scholar who would come toll
school With the clesaest face The result
was that be wss Unable to recognize some
Of his pupils the next day
Woman Go trsmp who has eaten a
whole mince p,el You seem to have q
good appetite. Tump(with tears in bic
eyes ler. madam, That is all | have left
in the world hieb can call my own.
hook Agent SONNY, Is your ma in?
Litla Bgy lts, sns's 10, but guess you
don't waul 10 talk literachure TO her now
B0qk Agent Why noi2 Little Boy--Cause
sc dinasrs been ready half an hour, and
pa baiu1 got home yit
How hideoua Miss b. looked 10 that
new bonnet Il thought it was very be-
coming; u least the trimming was very
| didn'tnotice the trimming
"rhe bonnet was trimmed with ivy leaves
Ivy elings TO old ruins
Stranger 90 Indiana farmer Its
great pity that the crops through this sec.
tion have been 70 badly damaged by rain.
Indiana farmer (1aking sun BATH Wall,
ya'as, mister, but it saves al burned sight
o. work haryes,iu
--sIiss Penelope tplayiully) We Bos-
ton people think that the Garden Of Eden
must have been located near the city OF
Boston. Mr. Chicago shouldn, be sur
prisel, Miss Penelope. always heard that
Boston was very sinful place,
-lssslus "a late acquisition from the
on presenting visiting card TO
bic mislress) Mum, there's two Of en-
waiting at the door Mistress Why on
ssrth diio't you invite them in9 Raslus
mum, yon diin'i want two ioI
'omo n % one ticket did you?
Customer Gimme some fish, water.
Waiter No ish today, sab Customer
VIA a. Friday, aud no fish2 Waiter
No sah y see, sab, De boss sm one Oh
desc ytre rank pfesbyterianums, an We
has dsl ebbeq day Oh de week 'cepi Fri
Day.
Reporter VIII you he candidate
Tor. Statesman - Excuse me, but have
nothing 10 SAY I am entirely 10 the hauds
81 my fric0ds Reporter DO you think
yonr health 10 sufficiently robus, to nudcr
- Statesman Nothing to say Ny health
i sIso 90 lhe hands q my friends.
Chicago magistrate 90 prisoner - The
s,brr mnwlets Of yont family are all re-
'pecsable, are they potf Prisoner - Well,
nv brother Jim is something oia Disgrace
Masisiraie Wlai DOES jim doi Prisoner
Jins a pfohili'ion,st sod lives 10 81.
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