New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-18
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Omaha expects to DO the religious political al.
entlfc musical and art centre Of tho Cnited sa,s.
within ton years. 1t also expects to be the great ho.
emporium Of the universe
Tho moonlight pe,nics are s announced %Rc a; usual
rage this year, It seems. Every barge and steamer
in the moonlight picnic business Is engaged for weeks
ahead regardless Of tho moon and the almanacs TIs
moonlight picnic is near approach TO pagan license
A promiscuous crowd Of roughs and toughs Of both
sexes buy tickets and fiji the barge and the steamer
Then follows night OF revelry and riot. The moon.
light picnic ought 10 be wiped out OF exfstencetyev.
York Freeman's Journal
"The Jewish Messenger has heard from once,
biblical crank in Kansas. THE writer. II saws
"cains that New York is about TO BIO destroyed thai
the Statue Of Liberty IS the abomlnaton Of dcsolaon
spoken Of by Daniel that Mr. Blaine is distinctly re-
ferred to In jeremiah, and Jay Gould Is implied IN
Daniel He adjures the Jews to have nothing to do
with either Blaine or Could lest they precpItae upon
themselves unspeakable horrors The last advice
would prove our informant to be Mugwump'
Not in Good Taste.-Mlss Ethel latter lunching A
Demonco-How much change was there left Of the
dollar, Claraf
Miss Clara-Five cents
Miss Ena y9 S6 gvs or p 10 the %s wae,.
like an ostentatious exhibition OF wealth.-tThe Epoch
The distressing news comes from Ulster County,
that I'm the northern portion bears so abundant that
they destroying the farmers sheep in large
bcrs Now let the ambitious city clerk seize his rife
and fly to the rescue. multitude OF summer board
crs will compensate the farmer for HIS losses 70.
ward him for his ingenuity in obtaining gratuitous st
vertsing.
Country boys are not such squash-heads as they
sometimes look,' said the sociable drummer at thu
Broezel House zone day last week out riding
with fellow who seemed TO think Il his mission TO say
or do something smart every minute Presently
overlook barefoot urchin driving COW home from
pasture and my companion relne ,i, up the horse and
win it be at 6 o'clock this afternoonP Without
moments hesitation the lad answered awlll be oed;
be your bedtime all tho same"-tBufalo Express
Queen Margherita Of Italy is Jealous supporter Of
volapuk.
The Summer Schools Of Languages at Chautauqua
Burlington and Chicago viii have voapuk classes.
In the Shadow of Bunker HllL-Modern Bostonan
(who has only been over about SIX months 70 MS
Could yez have the kondness to tell me phwy the
shops do be closed and the flags allyn
Modern Bostonian-The sivinteenth: IS III Saints
aloIve do yez have two Saint PathricRs Days 10 tie
year in Amerky ?-tPuch
The population of Canada IS less than that Of ths
State of New-York and yet while New-York has
debt of only about ST 900 900, Canada has debt oi
nearly $240,000,000
Democratic organ says "the man who asserts
that 70 lower the tariff means free trade insults IN
telligence." oh, well; the editor who asserts hss
the Democratic party doesn't mean Tree Iraqe nasn'
got much intelligence to nsult-tNorristo"h herald
SAYS a correspondent: There is good deal Of dis
cusson about how to name an amanuensis who uses
a typewrfting machine. What is the matter with the
word stypuensis IN Doubtless some readers OF Ihs
Tribune viii find good deal the matter with 1t.
THE pATEENAL VIEW OF IT.
awhat beautiful child" exclaimed Miss De Gush'
AS she gazed at the bundle Of clothes;
Sand you-happy fsther-think It's the one
Finest baby on earth, suppose" .,..
"Well, yes" replied dad, as he thought OF tne naru
He had walked the cold h0Or IN distress,
81 really must say, my dear Miss De Gush,
/ regard 1t a bowling success. ,r,s..
swinton's History has been Withdrawn from INC
public schools of Boston, on the ground that IL mis-
represents the Roman Catholic doctrine Oh nduigenceS
The following is the passage which was obeoted .o'
"These indulgences were, In the early ages Oh uo
Church. remssions of penances imposed upon persons
whose sins had brought scandal on the community.
But I'm process of time they represented as actual
pardons of guilt and the purchaser of indulgence was
said to be delivered from all bis SINS"
When Deacon Pogram visited the theatre for the
first time he was greatly shocked at the ballet for
howe hoWever and WHISPERED to Mrs P Maria it's awful
I'll allow yer; but my II we could nave Idr,s
s draw % the foRs We'd wipe out that church debt
quickersn scat !"-(Boston Transcript
Tho June issue of Judges Young Folks Is a cap
ital number containing among other things an anus
ing story called "The Lunatic Pig" by Louise STOCK
ton O. humorous doll story by H. B. Keller an inter-
estng childs story entitled Koni sentirs Discovery
nv Mrs. Kate NJ Dunkley; natural history story,
~wbcre the Butterfly From,' by Stanley Starr;
and a number of poems and descriptive Sketches. The
coored Illustrations alone would make the magazine
a favorite with children
The Wrong Ring" There's a ring about every one
of these magazines said the Young Poet and they
Won't let a new man like me get line printed
",Tisn't the ring about the magazines mats
troubling you, Charley" observed his friend, IN :
VOu'Pp In. pOefcay, Is tndV
there isn't a ring about your verses."-(Puck