davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Iron County register., 1888-01-26
FOR OUR YOUNG FOLKS.
A FUNNY THING.

Yes, have it in my pocket;
But nobody put it there.
If you take it from my rocket
It will not be anywhere.
Curious thing this in my pocket,
Something add, it's smaller still;
Yet you can, by adding nothing
Make it larger If you will.
Funny thing this in my pocket.
Holding there its given space;
II you like, a second something
Easily fills the selfsame place.
This odd thing within my pocket,
just it's like was never seen,
Yet a hundred million billion
OF IT'S kind have often been.
This queer thing within my pocket
Don't tell any living soul:
It's great a wondrous secret:
This strange thing is just-a hole.
-1ftry E Fa,sdyne, In Rarper's Young Peopls.
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

Come now, be frank and tell ~,
your opinion of my literary work.
I'm afraid it would make you angry
'tNot bit of it. Tell mo what vn,
think of it" Haven't / Just told
p'-Bosto,a Transcrrza.
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

-Dumley (timidly, for he is behint
with his boarD-I-er--think, Mrs
Hendricks, that this milk is o trifi,
sour. Landlady (freezingly)- Jane
pass Mr.. Dumlcy the sugar.
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

The English capitalists who have
lately purchased Port Royal, S. c., in.
tend to build wharves and warehouses,
and will establish banks and put on a,
direct line of steamers between theirs
and Liverpool. Their purchase com,
prises $500 acres. including the entire
water front and the best portion of the
island
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

Says the Boston Journal: A pic.
turesque street scene is made by the
yoke of pure white oxen drawing the
advertising cart. As the farmer in
frock and broad brimmed hat guides
the slow beasts along the pavement 8
characteristic bit of the country draws
many affectionate glances from the cit,
crowd.
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

--"How much will one of these tnr
keys cost in sack suit?" ..Pm tor
busy to joke. young man. "Where's
the joke? That card in the window
says 'full-dressed turkeys 20 cents
pound '''-Nes0 Hooea News.
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

A little boy being reproved on
Sunday morning for having dirty face
retorted: well, wored dis face to
Sun ay cool, anyhow. ~ Charlottesville
(Td.l Chrontcse-
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

"A petritied snake, three inches in
diameter and several feet in length,
was thrown out by a blast in the quar-
ries at Deadwood. ID. T.. recently
Iron County register., 1888-01-26

More than twenty millions of acres
of land in the United States are now
owned by aliens or foreign landlords.
most of whom do not live among us
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-01-05
the farming community of Oxford,
Marsh Valley and other places in the

the farming community of Oxford
Marsh Valley and other places in the
vast region rapidly populating in the
farther north still, will second the
efforts of these places
Logan has to reachlOut as never be-
fore, or Brigham CltytOgden. and other
places will aeh by nd her, and clrry
of many laureis that should be hers.
Business push, grit and enterprise will
cause many of the people of these
thriving towns to contribute to the
growth of Logan and to their own. A
solid beginning has been made for a
bright future @.I
We have said nothing of the mineral
prospects in the mountains around,
and yet there is much to encourage
enterprise and development. Should
minerals in a paying quantity be found,
and there is good reasons to believe that
there will be, then the progress will be
faster.
The outlook for the entering of more
railroads into the city is good. Direct
connections with the east are not i'm
probable. The Chicago IL Northwestern
is moving this way, and Logan would
be- good point for it TO strike. Bat
whatever the roads are, more are sure
to come. Governor Vests report esti-
mates the population of this county to
be 1900. 1t is rapidly growing and
railroad companies cannot entirely
ignore the Importance of the local
traffic of this region. The products. of
the country are increasing and will con-
tinue to increase. Hence we conclude
that the outlook is encouraging and
worthy of the attention of settlers and
capitalists. journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-01-05
Bad for the Undertakers

It is not probable that this country
will ever be so healthy that We shall
have to kill man to start graveyard
vet 1t is certain that as "Hale's Honey
Of Horehound and Tar" progresses in
popularity, the number OF deaths by
consumption will diminish. It is in
dubitably the very. best remedy fer
Coughs, Colds, Hoarsenees, Influenza,
and all diseases tending to a con-
sumptive crisis, that the world has ever
known. Sold by Druggists everywhere
at 50 cents and 81. Gst' the large size,
az 1t much the cheapest. Pixies Tooth
ache Drops cure in one minute.
A POSITIVE Fact of the Age is the
certainty of relief affordedsin skin dis
eases by GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP.
HILLs HAIR AND WHIsgER DYE, Black
or Brown, SOC.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-01-05
q WANT!
or Course q wsnt-What Don't q
tu Want?

Wsnt7
q want to rent bOusa
u wanta situation,
Il II want servant,
+ III want to sell something,
IL want to buy horse,
u want to find somsthing lost,
u want to rent room,
u want 8 kousekeeDsT,
j want bookEeeper,
u want to know how % have yoEI
warts gratihed, and vail tell yo1.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11
Sic GrSe SiinSfet Gift

in bic Cuff aus in @esenben, hoo bic in 5oIde
bon Siibbahermsnsen in 6dulnib iibersesaa.
gene Seaetatipu beim 8uriidaeben Der Slutt
bor ben Sonnenifrablen blobgeleat tpirb. Wtil.
ltonen bon Nua6rat Ader, in Der @eaenb Der
groeen stfbenfiiife bes @tifffIippi nnb bes
Wfiiicnrt i'm Sii6en unb Siibpefen. ifr0men
siefen fieberi6wanseren, n,iasmatifden Dunil
aus nno ftreuen baourd ben Samen bon Sra.
laria. Seude melt binaus. gfidt nnr int gan.
aen sroben gSeifen. fonbern iiberau, no auI
unferem aontinent Gieber unb faltes Giebe,
periobif9 anftreten = unb ipeIde @esenb bleibi
SasOn sanali@ berf@ont ?-ii S # tiers
M asenbitterS bas anerfannte @@ut-
inittel, bas befens empfoblene unb beliebte
2etim'ttel. Gteber nnb taltes Gieber, @allen.
Bs9felfieber, ibleidenbes BedfeIfeber UNI
@dlabererOberung tperben bur9 bafelbe a6ms.
ltd gebpben. su6 1T eS nidt tueniger pirf1dmt,
penn % ansepenbet nirO, un, 8erfopfuns,
geberleioen unb 9bspepiie, gtierenbsI6perben,
Nerbofitat nnb rbeumatif9e 2eiben su beIei.
tigen. @enbet eS auf baS erHe 3eidsn bieler
Stornnsen an, -anb 3uar bauernb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

Sn ben &reiien bes 8erliner
S6neiber=@eperfes 1T man augenblid=
Ii6 febr eifrig nit ben 8orbereitunssfl
fiir bas i'm SuIi ftattfinbenbe 6OOsidbz
rige Subil6um bes 8erliner G9neibers
gewerfs bef9aftigt. 0ie Geier fou i'm
groBartigften MaBfabe lit ben @es
fammtrdumen bes &rpll'f9en 2ocaIs
begangen perben. Ser @Ianspuntt beg
Sagesioa Elm foitiimirter Geitaus tpers
ben, tpel6er cine biffortP6e gntpidIuns
Der Sra6ten baritellen tinb iomit ge,
pifermaBen elm iiber feds Sabrbunberte
rei6enbes Iebenbiges MobeiournaI Bill
ben .tpirb. Wan bofft besisli6 bieies
Sbeiles NIT unteritiibung Des @enerals
intenbanten @rafen 0o@berg iiher bic
&ofiimfrage bintpeg3ufomnten. Cine
Senff9rift tpiro bur1 Bic rubmreide
@ei6i9te beg 8eriiter 59neiberges
merits binbur6leiten unb bic beIonberen
@lan3punfte behelben gebiibreno our
Nnf9auung bringen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

benbel Meer bes 2e6ens, 0eriu6ungen,
Demttbigungen ausgeiebt, Die iie Bis
ber nidt eininal geabntl ytun ielber
Elm Opfer ber Nrmutb, elm 3tpif9en
gerlangen unb @ntbebren bin uno ber
sef6leubertes @eid6pf fie, bic init 10
bo9miitbigent Mitleib auf bic Ginber
beg glenbs unb ber S9ulb berabblidt.
Gie fittiam berbiillte Seilige auf ben
grpBen Martt ber Melt gefiibrt- ba,
erpirb Dir 9ein Daiein ober ftirb
Wertrauf Du ettpa auf Cigars 2iebeg
Saba! laut anHa6en muBte Sulia.
Sarum alio tpar fie Derlaiien tporben2
Ser SreuIofe bate feline gnnb mad benz
@etpanb. elmer G0nigin ausgeitredt, 5u
fpdt fab er feline Sduf9ung elm; tpas
er ergriffen. mar bds Gleib eine 8ettles
rim. Sept pirb fte ibm ni@t mebr
i96n erf@einen, mo ibr bet @ologrunb
ibrer Minionen fe1lt!
S6abenfrob malte ii9 Sulia bieie
8ilber aus. Sbre eigenen S6merseu
tpur6en barum ni6t geringer, aber bic
Gladli@en empfanben nun bod, tpas
fte lit; bas S9idld mar gere6t unb
cine genife 8etriebigung erfilte ibr
9er5. Die unenbli9e gGdtisfeit all'
unierer Wini9e, llnferer Sbaten tpie
unierer 2eiben, bic unii6erbeit oes 8es
fibes, bic 8ergdngli6teit Ser 2ei6ens
,f9aft brdngten fi9 ibr In einem ergreis
fenben Beifpiel auf unb mil6erten, 0bne
baB es lift bon betpuBt tparb, ibren 9aB
unb ibren 9urit mad &a9e. sic ges
ba6te ber etpig glei6mdBig 6abinrols
lenben 3eit unb ber flir3en Griit unf'a
res Safeius =
@enn man in biefem Ocean f9mer3s
log unb traumIos untertau9en t6nnte |
@ewaItfain rib fie fi@ aug biefer
tpebitiBen Stiinmung unb ging, 10 fpdt
es tuar, binunter, nm bic 3immer beg
9errn pflus su befi9tigen. Die Gdlte,
BITE barin berrfdte, betirieb fie balb,
aber fie bate bD6 genug geieben, um
fi6 alt fragen, ipie ipirb er es ertragen,
tpenn er fortntt auf bieie 8ebagli@teit
bersi@ten, bon gteuen, 5a tdmpfen unb
81 ertuerben anfangen ioQ2 Muf bem
S9reibtif9 ffanb I'M bunfelrotbem
Santinetrabmen ein Photographic
Mbelbeibs, fie tpdr fibenb barseiteat, In
balber Gigur =
Wel9' taItes, berbes @eli9tl iagte
it9 Sulia. Mie tperben bieIe 3iige erit
i'm unsltid ausfdauen!
9err pflug eri9ien ibr boppelt tnits
leioswertb. Sas erffe Gelb, bab fie cts
tprrben, bate He ibrent 8ater auf feis
nem Granfenbett eebra9t, fie, elm fe.
benidbriges Mdb9en. bate benz 1ns
gladli6en bic lebten Mo9en zines arnts
ieligen 2ebens erlei9tert; tpiirSe Mbels
beio Elm @lei9es tbun2
Wit wa6ienber Spannuns unb rln=
rube, bic ibr @emiiib Don Der Betra6s
tung lbres @ef6ides abwanbte, ertpars
tete Sulia bic 9lnfunft bes Gabritberrn.
Der Sirettor, iDnit elm gemefener unb
an fif) baltenber Mann, NOR in slei6er
Bemeaung, bic li9 Der 6rau, Der Dies
nerf9aft mittbeilte. Ses Mittags. bes
46enos murbe bon ni6ts 9lnberem als
bon Serrn pffug geipro@en. Die
Qeute rparen feines 2obes pol, bic fleis
men Mdo9en freuten f9 bes ripaBisen
Onfels," ber ibntn INNER bubble
SpieliaGen mitaubringen pHeste. Sin
unb ber rednete Serr Waltber nit bem
8u9balter In ben groben 8a6ern =
tGouietung foIstl
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

Oie biesidbrigen Bhbnen Self
tpiele i'm Wagner 2beater au BaDreut
finben in ber 3eit bonn %. Suli big
5um 19. Nuglit ftatt, unb stuar in ber
gBeiie. baB an allen 3tpif1en bieien bel.
ben Saten liegenben @onntagen unb
Wtittwo9en .parffal", an allen Mons
tagen unb 4onnerifaeen bic nMeifers
finger bon Niirnberg" sur Muffibrung
gelangen. Die Sauptpartien beiber
Werte perotn tpie folst beiebt iein:
sparffal": &unbrD: bic 9amen Mfa,
terma (Wien), Malten (Dresben), 6us
der (6amburg); parRfal: @uoebus
(Dresben), Mintelmamlt (Dien), als
tpeiterer 0ertreter if ban Opd (9lntuers
pen) in Nusfi6t genontmen; Mmfortas:
Nei9mann (Wien), S1eibemantel
lOresben); @urneman3: Wieganb
l9amburg), @illmeiiter (1anmober);
&lingsor: pland (Rarlsrube), S9eis
bemanteI (Sresben). vMeIterf finger"
6ans Sa@s: &eidmann (Wien), @ura
tpiirbe i'm 6aue ber llnabt6mmli1teit
In Wan9en fiir S9eibemantel eintreten;
pogner: Wieganb (Samburg), Sill
meiiter (0annober); gba: bic 9amen
Wtalten (Sresoen) @u9er (6amburs),
gettague (8remen); Maltber @tols
aing: bic 0ertreter bes vparffal";
Wagbalena: Grau Staubisl (gerlin);
BedmeRer: Griebri9s (gremcn), 2iirs
ner (&arlsrube); Sabib: 99r6bter
lWien), Sofmiiller (Sarmltabt);
3otbner: Bland (aarlsrubel Setts
ftabt (9ale).
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sslecfric RifferS.

Dieies Seilmittel iit in ipObIbefanat unO 70
popuIdr 9etpprbea, bab 60 taum nod beiOnberer
Grtpdbnung bsbarf. aae, bic es ieinals ge'
braudtea, Itimmsn nit elm in fem Cob. Cine
rSnsre Wlebiein giebt eS nidt, nnb es ipirb @a'
rantie seIeiffet, 6ae fie anes leifet, mas mon
bon ibr beripriHt. electric 8itters beilt ALE
2eiben Der aeber unb Der Gieren, es eatfernt
@efdpiirs, GusidIas, Salsfub uno anosre
i}olgen unreinen Blutes. 50 treibt SaS Wla'
laria. 6isbsr Gus bem Spfism, beust bemielben
Dor unb beilt es isIbf in ben bartnddisften
Gdllen. SO eurirt sopfi6mersen, 8lutanorang
mad benz aopie unb Itisrane. 8erfn9e oas
electric Bitters Seiluna pirb sarantirt. Obsr
oas @elb 3urhdse3ablt. RreiS per 6lai6e so
Gents nn6 81 in Der APOtbets bon U. Oreib.
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at bic ga,ptmSfmtbt uubetlbar ?

Mtan Ieie baS Maditebenbe: vSerr 6. S
Itorris in steDart, ArtanfaS, Iaat: sd Iat
an 2ungen MbIcsfIen fdmer barnie6er, uni
meine 5reunbe unb bic Ger3te ertldrten mid
fir unbsilbar f@pinbfiGtis. Da fns i6 an
Dr. Sings neues e6binSIudtsmitteI an ee.
brandsn: SEPT babe i@ bic brittle }laide uni
bin bsreits I'M Stanoe, bic arbeiten auf meine,
Gann tpieber gu aberiua6en unb 3u beauffid.
ttssn. % lit bic bette WeOiein, bic es sebel
fann"
Sefe Mibblepart in Decatur, Sbip, f9reibt
rg8enn i9 nidt 81. Sings nsues S1pinb.
lu4ts'S Seilmittel sebraudt bate, ipare i'd fdou
lanse nleinem aunsenleibsn erlessn. Die Neratt
batten mid bereitS oufsessben. SEPT bin i'd
bel beftem BoblIein."
4robeHaf6eu frei in bet apOtbete bon u
Dreib.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11
Sn Berlin ii bic @enehmiauu

-Sn Berlin 1T bic @enebmieung
sur Muffelung ber 9enfmdIer bes Di1s
ters Abalbert BON gbamifo unb bes
Woltsmannes Walbed i'm 0ranienparf
beuebentlif auf benz Moubiiouplab
bon Der ftdbtii6en ,parfbertpaltung,
na9bem Die @onlites eine &oitenbelas
flung fur bic 5tabigemeinbe ai9t be-
an5pru6t baben, ertbeili porben. 9ie
3uftimmung bes Magiitrats. unb Der
Stabtoerorbneten .8eriammIuug bleibt
ein3ubolen. guf bem Senflnal fiir
ben Iater Der preuBii9en @erfaHungss
urfun5e iol feiue anbere Sni9rift all.
gebra6t tper6sn, als oer 8atersname
uWalbef" unb barunter @eburtss unb
Sterbetag ulb Sabr.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

bes papites gu fii1en, tpie es bic gtis
quette beg Watifans berlangt, CAB ber
alte S9webe benz Yapfte einen RuB
auf bic Wange. Die engIii9en 8l6t,
ter tpdrmen bel bieier @elegenbeit bic
8d9i6te bon @rants eesrii Bung beg
Yapfes, als er bon benz Stattbalter
@briiti empfangen tpurbe, tpieber auf.
3um gntfeben ber tdpftliden 6ofs
f9ran3en fagte Grant gang einfa1: !:
zGrett mid febr; Sic gu feben, t,ein
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11
Offene &ritif.

&labierIebrer: Sd min Sbuen of
fen meine Meinung iiber Sbr &lapier>
fpiel fagen, liebes Grdulein. 9as
Glabier an uab fiir ii6 III ausgeaei6s
net, Sbre 6dnbe iinb cine 3ierbe Sbrer
gan3en @ri@einung-aber bringen sic
lieber bieie Sbre 3ierbe nit benz aus
gesei6neten Snitrument ni9t In Be.
riibrung, beibes leibet barunter..
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

Spm1nerieibe BON serldiebener
SualttGt+
Neue auswabl Don Sdaern+
un5weifelbaft bte befe @uswabl
spn Damelt% ltnb &tnber@GAmben
Manner< IT, &naben~Sduben unb
Stiefelnvpn bewdbrteng gabrifanten+
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M MiBberHanben en-.

S@ulratb: nNber, lieber Serr &ets
tor, aufri6tig geitanben. id munbre
mid, baB sic britter &IaiIe fabren". =
Nettor: nSa, 9err Regierungsratb,
teit meiner lebten Sranfbeit tann i'd
bas Steben in Der pietten bur9aus ni6t
mebr bertragen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11
gtiGereie1t !!

Spttaen! Spttsen!
Auf bteieut Telbe slanselt tptr
bur9 bie srSbte @uswabl nno bic
aeueiten @aaen, bie je benz publt~
fum pprselest parben+ Sprdpn,
esYpti16e, prientalilde, @alencienae
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sfeue 3epbYr Ginsban,s, Snbta
Grinfles, pereals, 3dhstbars, Di<
ques, eawns, 8atttite, gtppelt9
Gprbs, fAOtttlae 3epbprs, Eptl bu
gtOrb nn6 anbere gum Waiden se>
eisnete Sabrifate In srpber Gus>
ipabl unb gu yeriatebeaen 9reifeu+
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Buflens Mrnsea.gnlbe.

Die befe SaIbe bet EeIt fir sdnitte
Ameti6unseu, gef9pire, Gieber> unh Saut.
Ausf@las, GIe@te, sefprunsene Sdnbe, 5roF.
beulen uub ale Sautfranfbeiten turirt ga.
,nrrrboibsu ober teine Be3ablung. @6liiae
Classification sarantirt ober bas @elb birb
snriiderfattet. 25 Gents bic Sdadtel Bel u
Greis
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ECke Main Plaza
-unb-
ACGQlia ShassG,
@amsbaItge t6stoe.

Siiatader, Sanbtaatr, Sers
sietten, 9ettbeden, Serinruab 0ar>
binen. Siiabeden rnb Sibtes IN
9etnen, Wolls uttb @lild unb ale
Saaen, pelae bas 9ausbalts>
gebtet umfaBt4
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@legante glppttdten In 8dnbern
nnb &iiAen.
Dte neneifela Sums getltnss,
Searietta Sud-, Grepes, &9ter
SUD-, Gballte etnfarbts .unb &C.
ntuifert In al(en mpbernen gaat~
ttrungett+
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Das grD ppdnbt9e Eager @dteen8 e@ an Mntp

Gambric in neridtebenen 8reiten IT,
9reifen. Sarbtse Stidereien ber
fetnifen Sprte.
@rpbe auswabl BON Dameu>
unter5eltg+
WpQifan6ises 9aser spn Dan1en.
unb &tnberitriimpfem+
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%- -Geinite unb biIigite Studla.
den bel 5 3 nj on 8rss.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1888-05-11

ipantide, @scurtal, @uipure @bart<
tilY Sptsen In alien Srettem fir
l1eberwurf pber Sdas+
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@efidte Gitiabe
lit wetbenas unb farbtsem @tque,
Miull, Swtb, glatnlppf. Geittdter
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3ie
@Odentlide Jteie Yreiie fit seras
ert9eint
jeoen QommerGag
un6 fofet 4
$3.50 fiir nas Sabr Ober $1.25 iHr
6 Mpnate tn Wuramebe5ablmm8.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1888-05-18
A Wonderful Scientific Ca1cu1ation.

In the course of lecture in connection
S.Sh the London Society for the Extension
Of University Teaching, Sir James Paget
said science would supply the natural life of
man with wonders uncounted. He remem-
bered once hearing Mile. Janotha play
presto by Mendelssohn, and he counted the
notes and the time occupied. She PLAYED
1855 notes in min. 8 sec. 1t seemed start
ling, but let them look at it in the fair
amount OF its wonder. Every one of those
notes involved certain movements of finger.
at least two, and many of them involved an
additional movement laterally as well as
those up and down They also involved re-
peated movements Of the wrists, elbows and
arms, altogether probably not less than one
movement for each note. AS there were
twenty-four notes per second, and each of
these notes involved three distinct musical
movements, that amounted to seventv-two
movements in each second Moreover, each
OF those notes was determined by the will to
chosen place, with a certain force, at a GER
tain time, and with certain duration
Therefore there were four distinct qualities
In each of the seventy-two movements in
each second
Such were the transmissions outward.
Ard all those were conditional ON conscious
ness of the position of each hand and each
finger before it was moved, and, while NOV
ing it, the sound of each note and the force
of each touch. Therefore there were tbree
conscious sensations for every note. There
were seventy-two transmissions Der second
IA to and fro, and those with constant
lchange of quality. Let them imagine it in
Telegraph wires. And then, added to that.
= all the time the memory was remembering
zach note in its due time and place, and was
exercised in the comparison of it with others
that came before. So that it would be fair
Ito say that there were not less than 200 trans
missions of nerve force to and from tha
brain outward and inward every second. and
during the whole of that time Judgment was
being exercised as to whether the music 1vas
kbeing played worse or better than before
(and the mind was conscious of some of the
kmotions which the music was intended to
knpress.- Mall Gazette
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ATGrriblG Surgical Operation
! A FATAL MISTAKE.

A A, FATAL MISTAKE.
- - =. ,.~ Ct
, THE Cleveland (Ohio) Press,
Of February 23d, 1883, pub
lished an account Of a fatal
surgical operation which caused
a great commotion among med
ical men throughout the whole
country, DR.. Thayer, the most
eminent surgeon in Cleveland,
pronouncing it scandalous. 1t
appears that a Mrs. King had
been suffering Cor many years
from some disease of the stom-
ach, which had resisted the
treatment Of all the physicians
in attendance. The disease
commenced with a slight de-
rangement Of the digestion,
with a poor appetite, followed
by peculiar indescribable dis
tress in the stomach, a feeling
that has been described as a
faint "all gone'' sensation, a
sticky slime collecting about
the teeth, causing a disagree
able taste. This sensation was
not removed by food, but, on
the contrary, it was increased.
After a while the hands and
feet became cold and sticky
a cold perspiration. Nj There
was a constant tired and Ian
guild feeling. Thenfollowed a
dreadful nervousness, Y with
gloomy forebodings. - Finally
the patient was unable to re-
tain any food whatever, and
there was constant pain in the
abdomen. All prescribed rem
edies failing to give relief, a
consultation was held, when it
was decided that the patient
had a cancer in the stomach,
and in order tosavet hepatient's
Life an operation was justiiffi-
able. Accordingly, on the 22d
Of February, 1883, the opera
ton was performed by DR..
Vance in the presence of DIR.
Tuckerman, DR.. Perrier, DR..
Arms, DR.. Gordon, DR.. Capner,
and DR.. Halliwell of the Police
Board. The operation consist
ed in laying open the cavity
OF the abdomen and exposing
the stomach and bowels. When
this had been done an exanin-
alton Of the organs was made,
but to the horror and dismay
Of the doctors there was no
cancer to be found. i The pa
lent did not have a cancer.
When too late the medical men
discovered that they had made
a terrible mistake; but they
sewed the parts together and
dressed the wound that they
had made, but the poor woman
sank from exhaustion and died
in a few hours. How sad it
must be for the husband of this
poor woman to know that his
wife died from the effects of a
surgical operation that ought
never to have been performed.
1t this woman had taken the
proper remedy for Dyspepsia
and Nervous Prostitution flor
this was what the disease really
was), she would have been liv-
ing to-day. SHAKER EXTRACT OF
RooTs, or SE1eEL's CURATIVE
SYRUP, a remedy made ex-
pressly for Dyspepsia or Indi-
gestion, has restored many such
cases to perfect health after all
other kinds Of treatment have
failed. The evidence of its
efficacy in curing this class of
cases is too voluminous to be
published here; but those who
read the published evidence in
favor Of this dyspeptic remedy
do not question its convincing
nature, and the article has an
extensive sale. g l..sssss.s sz-.z ssaa
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A fortune in cash awaits the inventor Of
something to keep family skeletons from
stalking at the wrong time.-Mail and Ex-
press
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Soft, thin, waxed paper is found to an
gwer the purpose of oiled silk or muslin in
the majority of dressings and is much
cheaper.
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]}'eaesr.
The Narrow Way.

By B. T. 8.
Lord pray Thee, make us humbles
Keep us in the narrow way;
Give us faith and patience always,
Lead US to eternal day.
Give us grace, o Lord. sufficient, ]
For we know the way is straight;
Make us useful in Thy service,
Lead us through the pearly gate.
Though the way is sometimes drearY,
And we strain our eyes to see;
.There's star to guide the humble"
And His promise. "Follow me-"