The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-08-09
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figure ~ trade esfrso
--whea ~ sercnsui smohes 10 bis bal.
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-Ibs sfossei hsrdships 10 The world
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The good die yospg This IL o..
pecisAlg ,fss u chicasns
We arr fli creatures Of habit especial
~ The girls sbo are out horseback riding
-YDa cover hear Tie bee complsis. nor
hear Il seep nor sail; bat Il u wish !, esn
nnfoia ,siy paiafal lail
Nen 10 tbs line 81 the gear shee the
nacs safsTiss s@all boy gets shiaglcd
BY tbs barber sSd bis mother. TOO
III takes good deal Of woman 10
preserve irnil snd Der temper al tho ssme
timc. bat soma Of them can DO 10
- ~riief ssys we src 20 hare "scs
son With % even temperature This
ought 10 bsspesk good plumb season.
"A wousa deaths, ia Philadelphia 10
reported 10 have practice Of $1,000 .
year Ana gs, abe il often seen looking
dozen il The @oush.
--Employer You Gene 10 your work
ls.sr and later, yoang man. Can you er.
plata nf Clerk = Yes. sir. Igo 10 bed
later aud later.
"A farmer sho ssw bis family srrsyed
In dasby ncw hats exclaimed There 10
ny wife aud daughters with thirty bush
els II oa,s apiece on their heads,
She l.l Mantattah Beach, What 10
thai tbs orchestra Is playing, Mr. samp.
son he Mcndelssohns Wedding
March She Oh. is II have 90 often
logged to hear ~
. Magistrate 10 plaintiff with lump
on his head II your wife threw sad
iron al you. Why didut you dodge
Plaintiff Il did. your honor. add that's
how came 10 get hit
Man is asiully smart in some things
bui nobody has ever discovered one that
could Jam b pin clean through bis
bead sad make II come on, on the other
silc as the women DO,
- Mrs Ncsyork llrayeliug) My hus
baud ~ a Wall street bear. Mrs. Boston
Alb, Indeed Mine is bear, too, but be
is plain, domestic bear You ought 70
hear lin at breakfast some morning
- The Toras school fund has surplus
Of SIC. 900, 900 "for nearly bali Of which,
Its custodians complan. mo safe invest
mepi can be ionud," II might be good
idea 10 invest some oil il in schools.
mo, sadly sara the stranger at the
restaurant as lac looked al the cup OF coffee
handed on, 70 him; you can take It back.
haven't the heart 10 attack anything so
weak as that It's against my principles.
Wellington Kansas has young lady
whose name should slide down the banis-
tiers Of time As the only one OF the kind in
existence She recently returned pair
OF shoes 10 the dealer with the complaint
Tia, they were two sizes too small.
WHIST II were one OF those hus.
bands, my dear, who got up cross 10 the
morning and bang things around, and
kick like everything Just because the cof.
fee is cold y John" responded his
wife. Il would make it hot for You.
II think an egg would make that coffee
settle Mrs, Scadgers, said the impecunous
boarder. heedlessiy. II the recipe is
sure one, pray let me offer you an egg,Mr.
Sloapa, responded the landlady severely
and then the conversation languished.
Widow. Yes. the direct cause OF my
poor husbands death was the quantity Of
bakers cake that he ate. Minister ION q
visit OF condolence) 1t must be source
OF great consolation 10 you. my dear Mrs.
Hendricks. that you didn't make the cake
yourself.
Did understand you 10 say, Mrs.
Hendricks, inquired Dumley. who was
trying to caryo the duck. that this is .
canvass back 7 Yes, returned the land
lady. Why | was only going TO re
mark tha, there ia nothing Of the shoddy
about tho material
-Bobbie aud FIossie were playing
boarding house with Flossie in the role OF
applicant Have you parents. T" inquired
Bobby. with gres, Stiffness Of manner. |
''Ycs, sir. tso. replied Flossie. ,imidly |
Sorry. msam. bot we never take chill
lren who have parents
Expensive snspeuse. Dorothy But
Herml !. can't answer you nov. III.
Give me time TO thiok before reply.
hefnsh shh raPtntous passion Yer
isialy. IN, o@n angel Bat don, make IL
too long. because 1, cost me s. day al
this eoaiounded hotel
Dissatisfied Colonel. expected.
Captain. thai the General would send me
men Of caperisnce for this expedition.
xsaiei sn oifccr 10 lead men who have
seen service Il dare say you never led
an, ibins Captain led the german
isss sammsr al Newport
Fasi Ciiixsness "a d. 1900 Isn't /,
jus, toa lovely 10 vote 7 A, last, nov tina,
~e womsn are "a coniroi. the eoun,rys
politics all be cieansei by pure and in
dsgeuieal b.llo, Second lady Yes. 10
dsea. aud Jact is going 10 buy me mes |