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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
KimbaII Promoted.

ST. LOUIS, March 1S.-Information
has been received here that Thomas l..
Kimball has been appointed general
manager of the Union Pacific railroad,
and that j. S. Cameron will take the
place formerly occupied by Mr.. Kim
ball.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Got Home Early Then.

omaha " OrIu.
She-George, did you belong to club
before we were married?
He-Yes, my dear.
-i'Were you in the habit then of stay
ing at the club until after midnight?''
mo, my dear"
sob. you weren't?"
mo, my dear. In those days I didn't
sleep; hadn't any, you know"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Very Considerable.

Omaha World.
First Wayback Deacon (whispering)-
It's beginning to rain and there are only
two umbrellas in the yestibule.
Second Wayback DeacOn-WhO
brought them?
Those two strangers in the back
seat"
''Humph! Back seats is no place for
strangers. Show 'em into a front pew"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

Britain has failed to gain in securing
free commercial relations with Chinese
province which annually sends $4,000
900 worth of products to the other parts
of the Chinese empire.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Killed With CIuh.

Special 10 the Globe.
New YORK, March 1S.-William Rice,
aged siXty-five, the wealthy proprietor
of Belle Meade farm, near Boundbrook.
New Jersey, was murdered last night
while attending to the cattle in his
barn. His body was found this MORN
ing, the head terribly crushed, and
blood-covered club lying beside him.
There is no clue to the murderer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Looking for the Town Site.

Brooklyn Standard Union.
''What's the trouble now?" asked
nervous passenger on new Dakota
road, as the train came to sudden halt.
"Oh, nothin' much" said the brakeman,
struggling to get away, ''the freight
ahead of us got off the track and run
into the depot, knockin' it clear out O.
time, and our engineer can't tell just
where the town site is"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Different Names.
PHILADELPHIA Herald.

FHIIaueIpnld HtrdIu.
"Well, Johnny" said the Sunday
school teacher to one of her little pupils,
II understand there's a new baby at
your house. What do you call ito"
''Why," said Johnny, with childish
frankness, mamma calls it little angel
but this morning papa called it darned
nuisance
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SINCE it has developed that a Cana
dian schooner intends to fight if mo-
Tested in its thievlng operations in
Behring's sea, no time should be lost in
putting what is left of the navy on
war footing.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SENATOR INGALLS, might compile a
very interesting autograph book from
the denunciations of his recent speech
by prominent Republicans. 1t would
be valuable for future reference.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SUPPOSE the politicians take into con-
sideration the fact that the voters of
Minnesota may themselves do something
in the combination line, will it make
any difference in their figuring?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS.
Depew's Boom.

Oh, the boom, the bonnie, bonnie boom!
The boom of the bold De Peu
1t is silyered DER with cast of thought,
~ But the Chaunceys are too few-un peu.
iG5 New York Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Mamie Was Engaged.
Boston Courier.

Boston Courier.
II hear that you are engaged,
Mamie?"
sit is true"
'"Then mother was right"
s'What about?'
sShe said you would be engaged be-
fore leap year was over"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

Now THAT she has been properly
coerced for disrespect, New York will
be permitted to resume speaking ac-
1ouaintance with the Northwest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

THE managers of the Southern road
on which the recent terrible accident
occurred will now be hard put to do
some ingenious explaining.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

The KEELY motor is again in the
courts. That seems to be what the
kEELY motor was invented for.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

EASTERN Republican campaign ora
tors sent to Minnesota this year will be
expected to carefully conceal their high
tariff views.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
] yr in advance So co 3 m. in advanceS2 90
Is IN. in advance 4 90 weeks in adv. l 90
One month. ....70c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SECRETARY of the Interior Villas
thinks that poor but honest settler
should be entitled to some consldera-
ton. 1t took Democratic secretary to
discover that little fact.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

Gov. MCGIIL, he lays low, but it re-
mains TO be seen whether he has the
running ability Of B'rer Rabbit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SINCE it has been settled that the
Twin Cities have two rafting good base
bali teams the coming heated political
season may not be so wearing, after ALL
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

THE health officer may make an OF
fetal call on you now any day. Have
your house and premises in order for his
inspection.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

SUNDAY ALONE.
VT In advance So 90 | 3 mos. in adv. ....50c
6 In. in advance l 90 l mo. in adv. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

ALLISON has undoubtedly captured
Iowa, and it is rumored that once the
Dutch took Holland.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

ENTHUSIASTICALLY = Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
1 yrin advance 81 90 6 mos. in adv. So 90
3 monthS. in advance. 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

The GLOBE Press Room is Open Every
Niqhf to M Advertisers who desire to
Convince Themselves that the GLOBE has
the largest Circulation of any Newspaper
Northwest of Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
AN OBSTINATE MAID.

1t seems that Miss FELLOWS is de-
termined to marry CHAsKA. her red
skin lover, in spite of fate and an in
dignant parent. Although the young
woman's infatuation might legitimately
give rise to the inquiry as to whether
she is not more fit for the lunatic asy-
lum than for matrimony, the fact is UNI
deniable that she establishes prece-
dent which, if extensively followed, can
not fail to go far toward solving the
Indian problem and toward relieving
the government, consequently, from a
good deal of expense and embarraSS-
ment.
If other young women possessing
the pluck necessary to success
full frontier school teacher, particu-
larly teacher of savage ideas,
should lend willing ears to the wooing
of Indian lovers, there is no doubt but
that the resulting married life would
make very tame Indians, indeed, Of the
aboriginal husbands.
With white wives, possessing in full
flower the American idea of feminine
independence and the muscular strength
necessary to the prompt and effective
welding of the persuasive rolling-pin
or insinuating broOmstick, there is 30
doubt but that the savage lords would
soon cease to sigh for the Warpath, and
would speedily awaken from the native
Indian state of supreme laziness. Look
ing at the approaching nuptials from
this standpoint, there would seem to be
a distinct CLEAN of hope for Massachu-
sets surplus population of $4,000 spin
sterS.
In this view of the case, Miss FELL
LOWS, instead of scOrn and derision,
would seem to be entitled to the re-
spectful admiration with which a pio-
neer in any untrodden field is usually
regarded.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
yrin advanceS10 90 5 mos. in adv. 50 so
SIN. in advance 3 90 5 weeks in adv. 90
One month .....85c.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Something Origin al.

I The Epoch.
ns Assistant Ito Editor)-What heading
Shall l put to this cable concerning
Gladstone?
70 Editor-Great Scott, man, have you
mo brains or originality of your own?
Make it ''The Grand Old Man."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

EVEN Northwestern rivers are be-
ginning to feel the effects of the spring
boom.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
He Knew Too Much.
Philadelphia News.

A newspaper man. who has recently
returned from Lynchburg, Va, says
that Gen. Jubal Early, the old "uncon-
structed REBEL" has no use for a North
ern journalist.
''Who's that blankety blank reporter
asked the editor of the Advance, shortly
after the Philadelphia mans arrival.
"Oh, he's Northern man."
The old eX-Confederate shrugged his
shoulders.
Il thought he was Yank."
"Why SOP"
Because, confound him, he knows
too much for SOuthener."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Sometimes Happens.

Omaha World.
American Banker - Good morning
Patrick. What can l do for you this
morning?
Patrick-D' yez remember the money
| gave yez to send to ould Oirland fer
the eviction fund?
Eyes, l sent it, or rather it's equiva-
lent"
''Wud yez be koind enough to write
an tell 'em to send it back, an moighty
quick too"
'.Eh! What's the matter?"
'Oi've jist been evicted meself, be-
9Orry.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
Very Demoralizing.

Detroit Free Press.
In a restaurant:
First Diner-What's the news from
the fight?
Second Diner-I don't know. I hope
they'll both get knocked out. It's dis
grace to our civilization.
+. D.-That's so, and [ feel it as
acutely as you do, but if they must fight
I'd like to see our man win.
S. D.-I wouldn't. l hope he will be
so soundly thrashed that he will never
again be able to go into ring. 1t is an
outrage on decency, demoralizing to the
last degree, and no respectable person
should pay the least attention to it.
T. D.-You are certainly right there.
1t is brutalizing our
Boy, at the door-Paper. All about the
prize fight.
Both Diners-Here, boy!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
A Good Definition.

New YORK SCar.
An anatomist in Science is RESPONSE
BILE for this statement: Son the out
side of perfectly formed human being
there is nothing to distinguish the right
hand from the left, and no one can de-
scribe it inwords so that an ignorant
person can find it," 1t is not true.
There is geographical difference easily
indicated. Let man place the hand
upon the table, palm down, with the
fingers to the north. If the thumb
points to the east, it is the left hand; if
to the west, it is the right. Next!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms to
TIE GLOBE, st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

it down. attended to business and given
the state clean, cool-headed and SEN
sible administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
1T MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.

1t is now alleged, exactly by when it
is difficult to say, but nevertheless dis
tinctly asserted, that the Chippewa TIM
Der investigation is merely the cover
for a blow at Secretary Villas. This
allegation should make no difference in
the continuance of the investigation.
1t has been asserted, and the aSSer-
ton has been supported by what APP
pears to be reputable testimony, that
timber thieves have gone on to the
Chippewa reservation unchecked, and
have deliberately defrauded the Indians
of much of their mineral wealth. The
truth or falsity of this charge is the one
legitimate object of inquiry before the
committee. 1t makes no difference
what sentiment of jealousy or po-
litieal luminosity animates these
charges. They should be thor
oughly Investigated, and the matter
definitely set at rest After that ques-
ton is determined it will be time
enough to fix the responsibility for the
thefts, if thefts shall be found to have
taken place. AS for Secretary Villas,
any attempt to connect him with the
agents negligence, if the agent shall
be proven to have been negligent in
protecting the interests of the Indians,
is absurd. The secretary's reputation
alone is all that is necessary to show
the ridiculous futility of any charges
against him personally in connection
with the matter.
But the introduction of his name in
the case should not lead the committee
one step from their legitimate purpose,
an exhaustive inquiry into the facts. 1t
is the duty of the government to pro-
tect the Indians, and if protection is
needed, it should be furnished them
with oil pOccihln cDand
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six No. Csc Three Mo. 35c
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

How Republican politics hobs around.
Only few days ago General Tuttle, of
Iowa, was the biggest fool in the party.
Up jumps Senator ingalls,. claims the
belt, and wins clear title to it. Next.
La Crosse Chronicle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT.


The success with which the authors
readings in behalf of international
copyright have met in Washington
might be indicative of some disposition
on the part of congress to give heed to
the movement, were that body usually
susceptible to public opinion. 1t is to
be feared, however, that if any degree
of congressional favor is attained, it will
only be by dint of the hardest kind of
hard work. Congress, whence relief
alone can come, has shown itself singu-
larly insensible to the just demands of
authors in this matter.
That an author should receive dur
ing his life the sole benefit of
his literary creations is certainly
just proposition, simple enough
for even the dullest congressional
comprehension. AS it is at present,
congress simply consents to literary
piracy, actual robbery. Other countries
stand ready to protect American authors.
Why should not this country return the
courtesy and protect the interests of its
own citizens by protecting non-Amer-
lean authorss
1t evidently believes in the principle,
for it affords protection at home to ma
tive authors, So far as their own works
are concerned. Protection is not asked
against legitimate competition. 1t is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

1t is reported from Fergus Falls that
there are some strong indications that
concerted efforts will be made to boom
Albert Scheffer for governor, and that
the medium through which it will be
done will be the farmers alliance
Willmar Republican Gazette.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

1t is reported that d. M. Sabin is now
home fixing up the back fences to re-
turn himself TO the senate. He will find
that he has no barbed wire patent On the
job this time and that it will take more
than one spell of sickness" to fool
the rail-splitters next time.-Litchfeld
NeWS-L ledger,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19
MINNESOTA POLITICS.

The greatest service Gov. McGill can
do to the Republican party is to copy
Mr.. Blaine's letter of withdrawal, and
sign his own name to it.-Blue Earth
City Post.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

A congress that INTAKES tobacco or
whisky, OF both, in order to keep the
tariff on necessaries unbroken will not
awake much enthusiasm in the hearts of
the people. Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

If Banker Merriam thinks he has
helped himself in the country districts
by sacrificing Secretary Hoard for
barnacle like Denny, time and county
conventions may enlighten him.-Orton-
vile Herald-Star.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

We have it from the best authority
that Col. Merriam has formed no COM
bination with any one. We believe if
the people of this state want Mr.. Mer
riam for governor he can be induced TO-
accept the nomination, but outside Of
this he is not pooling with any one;
This suits us.-Lake Crystal Union.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-03-19

The cry comes up to the national Re
publican committee from Maine: "Send
us documents to counterfeit the effects
of the presidents message" That
sounds as though it would not be profit
able for the Republicans to circulate
the message as campaign document
Oshkosh Times.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12

form the memorial takes. there should be some
tangible proof that however rich scotiahu may
be In great names OF the present ana pas" 0
cannot afford to forget the chlvairous char"o'.i'
uuselish love Of his fcllow-men, and emnen'T
spotless and noble career Of the thirteenth Lari
Of Dalhousie."
rrc,ord has lately had no heavier loss than
that Of Sir Henry Maine, whose sudden death
distressed but hardly surprised his irlehds. as
a thinker and writer politico-legal supJecU'
he held unique position, and leaves ho su'
cessor His official career, less known to the
general public was one long record OF hign
service. His many accomplishments and his pri-
vate character were those OF man equaliy "u-
mred and beloved.
Thursday was the twenty-frst day OF Lady dc
Crews Illness Fridays bulletin announced her
condition as much improved Sir william Jehner
who has been in consultation with DR.. Anderson
thinks that the crisis Is we'll over. and there ID
every reason to hope for her recovery.
Mrs. Bernard Beere produced on Wednesday az
the Opera Comique Mrs Campbell-Praed's new
drama, "Ariadne." 1t is singular that two women
should be Jointly responsible for play which comes
near being the most unwholesome yet seen on
the London stage Mrs. Praed is novelist rather
than a dramatist, but Mrs. Beere holds a position
which makes her action important. She IS one
of the few living English actresses capable OF
portraying passion with genuine power icr
acting of late years has gained greatly In nnsh
and in range She has not the slightest need OF
limiting herself to female villains, nor has her
manager to bring out play like Ariadne'"
In which the co-charscter earns and deserves
sympathy. The piece, moralites and decencies
apart, is bad piece overladen with dialogue
and commonplace in incident. Mrs Beere acted
with an energy which neither nervousness no nor
the faults of the character could subdue. ohe
WAS far from being at her best, but the public
applauded justly her fine rendering OF part
that ought never to have been rendered at all.
the Prince Of Wales was present. Radicai
writer who believes that royalties can do nothing
but wrong attacks him bitterly and elaoorately
for loud talking The Princes voice was GER
tain,v heard from the box once or twice during
the evening, but it disturbed nobody, our Radical
friend excepted. u W. D.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
PREPARING FOR THE CONTENTION
THE HALL AND THE DISTRIBUTION OF SEATS
GENERAL FIrZsIMMONs'S APPOINTMENT.

TUE HALL AND THE DISTRIBUTION OF SEATS
GENERAL FIrzsIMMoNs'S APPOINTMENT
CHICAGO, Feb. II (SpeciaD.-Messrs GARRISON
Conger and Clayton remained in this city to-day
perfecting the plans for the Republican National Con-
ventlon The Citizens Committee has been Informed
that the convention hall must be made ready ana
turned over to the National Committee on the THURS
day before the meeting OF the convention Inc seat
ing capacity Of the hall will not be over 1000 Inc
Citizens Committee OF Chicago were given 14oo tick
cts four years ago, and now clamorlng Tor thae
many But the committee will not be able to supply
sucb a number The delegates and alernates, num-
hering about TOO will be seated the lower moor
in the parauet circle On the three tiers above thls
the balcony ard two galleries. visitors VIII DC seaeu
The stage will hold about 500, and will be reserved
for tho more noted guests. The desks Tor the freSS
will be Immediately in front OF the stage
Each Of the delegates will probably have three tic
cts for distribution. These will not be season tick-
ets as heretofore, but daily tickets, and therefore
more capable Of serving larger number OF Vsitors'
There was considerable excitement around town to-
day. especially among the politicians and the seVerai
| thousand Grand Army men, who are indignant, not
IN saw enraged because General Fitzsimmons was ap-
ponted sergeant OF the Republican National
convention instead of Captain j. j.. Healy, who Is
presdent of the Union Veteran Club, and at the reg
next Monday in the Pacific Hotel 1t is probable that
some xpresslon nf opinion will be made regarding the
defeat of Captain Healy. There may be no serious
| kicking as all the members good Republicans,
but general acquescence in the action OF the natoai
subcommittee which taken on the recommenda-
ton of Mayor Roche and the gentlemen who maze out
| the list of local committees. , c,
II is stated that Mr.. Conger Of Ohio the only sher-
| man man on the subcommittee and an ola solder,
| made a special plea for the appointment OF .aptab
Wealy ana warned the committee that 1t would not Do
udlclous to snub the Grand Army not only Oh M, MI
| cago and Illinois, but Of the entire country. Inc
otber members Of the committee, however, gave him
TO understand that would not be proper TO go pscH
| upon the recommendation Of Mayor Roche VINO s ss
he head OF the Republican party in Chicago had the
right 10 say who should on the committee anu
| who should act sergeant alarms. , ~. ...
| Another subject of conversation Is the lact tha.
with hardly an exception the Executive Commt,ee OF
| Arrangements is composed Of Blaine men, ana Una. az
neithcr sherman nor Gresham, nor HARRISON, nor III
fact any of the other candidates Is In any way foPe
sented on the commit co. which has chage OF INC seat
| ing of the hail. OF the printing OF tcAets, anu W
| great extent of their distribution.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
NIPPING Winds and HEAVY SNOHS.
ANOTHER BLIZZARD IN NEw-ENGLAND-THE STORM
IN THIS STATE.

ANOTHER BLIZZARD IN NNEw-ENGLAND-THE STORM
IN THIS STATE.
PIITsBURc Mass, Feb. IL (SpeciaD-BcrRshiro
County is now undergoing the terrors OF another
blizzard. 1t showed hard tonight and fully ten
inches have fallen today. The wind IS In the north
and is increasing I'm velocity Trains are delayed TO
night and the Is deep that It VIII
take little to mako another blockade. The mercury
ranged from fifteen degrees to twcnty-three degrees
below yesterday, but II considerably above
those figures to-day The Boston and Albany, Fitch
burg and Housatonic Railroads making every
effort by the of snow ploughs TO keep the tracks
clear
Kingston, Feb II (SpeclaD.-The snow which fell
last night and to-day is about heavy as that which
drlfted so badly some DAYS ago. All trains In this
vicinity have been delayed Tonight the wind Is
rapidly increasing and the storm has sct In anew
Serious trouble is feared should the wind continue
The country roads and considerable portions OF the
railway tracks deep canals through tower
Ing snow drifts and some parts OF the back country
towns had only Just shovellcd out previous to this
storm. big blow would cause more serious
detentions all travel than before. There Is about
three feet OF snow level
Ivncbburg Va Feb. IL Tho weather wa, torrib,s
TODAY with a heavy storm OF sleet and snow owing
10 the situation OF the city, business IS almost
paralyzed, It being impossible to get vehcles up
and down the hills.