The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1888-05-04
a RAcv BOOK.
solntlllatlng with Sarcasm and
Brilliant Truth.

00t0tvvu0tt09 win sarcasm 0no
Brilliant Truth.
New York Letter.
Chap. I. HAS Malaria;' goes to Florida.
Chap. II. "Overworked;" goes to Eu-
rope.
Ems.
Chap. Nv. Has row with his Doctor.
1have read a deal OF sarcasm in my
day but never read anything equal
to the sarcasm contained in the above
four chaptered book, written by some
anonymous. Isuspect the experience
portrayed is a personal one; the au-
thor intimates as much on page 81.
Let me give you synopsis:
malaria" as it states, 'is the cloak
with which superficial physicians COW
er up multitude Of i'll feelings which
they do not understand, and do not
much care to investigate. 1t is also
cover for such diseases as they can.
not cure. When they advise their
patient to travel or that lie has over
worked and needs rest and is prob
ably suffering from malaria. it is a
confession ofignoranceo or durability"
"The patient goes abroad. The
change is a tonic and for q time he
feels better. Comes home. Tickle ap.
petite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irritable.
ity, tired feelings, and general unfit
ness for business are succeeded i'll due
time by alarming attacks OF rheuma.
tism which fits about his body re-
CARELESS OF all human feelings.
at is muscular,-in his back. Ar.
ticular,-in his joints. lntlammatory,
my. how he fears it will fly to his
heart.
Nov of he goes to the springs. The
doctor sends him there, OF course, to
get well; ut the same time he does not
really want him to die on his hands!
That would hurt his business!
"Better for n few days. Returns.
Alter while neuralgia transtixes him.
lie bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his left side; is fretful; very nervous
and rritable; is pale and nabby; has
frequent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems to 20 wrong; be.
comes suspicious; mus.ers up courage
and demands to know what is killing
him!
"Great heaven!" he cries, "why nave
you kept me so long in ignorance"
Because" said the doctor, ~ read
your fate five years ago. thought
best to keep you ignorant of the
facts."
He dismissed his doctor, but too
late! His fortune had all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes OF him?
The other day we'll known Wall
Street banker said to me "it is really
astonishing how prevalent bright s
disease is becoming. Two of my per.
sonal friends are nowdyingo of it. But
it is not incurable am certain, for
my nephew WAS recently cured when
his physicians said recovery was I'M
possible. The case seems to me to be
wonderful one" This gentleman
formerly represented his government
in q foreign country. He knows, ap-
preciates and declares the value Of
that preparation, because his nephew,
who is son of Danish Vice Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers safe cure,
was begun. "Yes," said his father, ri
was very skeptical, but since taking
that remedy the boy is we'll"
/ happen to know what it was that
cured the boy. for Genl. Christensen,
of Drexel, Morgan e. Co.'S. told me
that it was that wonderful remedy
Warmers safe cure
Well, / suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
! cannot close my notice better than
by quoting the authors advice:
"lf. my friend, you have such III
experience as have portrayed. do
not put your trust in physicians to
the exclusion of other remedial agen.
cies. They have no monopoly over
disease and l personally know that
many OF them would far prefer that
their patients should 90 to Heaven
direct from their powerless hands
than that they should be saved to
earth by the use of any "unauthor.
lied MEANS"