davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-09-06

. d. .a 81
WA ioi''a'", 'N.N'"-,
81" lcH1s ehel",",r'. W ''S '' us >, ~, a.
tHe ."N"'5' oe-'N" ",''' an -
S'.n,''h .,l.'"'
ana III 'n' l4."'o "a
pe,n III lA'''"s .-
Dei~'o iou"y' Wv e ~
ABOUT ni"' one
hnu ISIS - g., -. 80. ~.
h"i'.' ~, 49,, ,.1l,,.arf., ,'.,. ., &C..
CIV a., -, o., 49,, ,.'.,.,..... ,s
nhu ~ "'s Jul ,'.',' 49,. J.
enc .'e'e wa ~ O. ~. '' ''' ~. - -
i'''- ''''' D', '...'- 49,. 3D.. ...... 1.s.
'-'--N r..'.'.'.'. .i-..r'
"..,... ."..l.,.
t'- .. b..
.'e-- ",'.
pfs'Ns /, "''.' '-'
c.4''l' i.'ils .'i -''
Glance ene"'' 'oo"' 70 we '''.'''..4 -
'ea''l' ''s Nn''N . '''' ~ ''' ~ 80 '''-
s.eaGe, ana ~" g.1'' ...9 ".'''
pe"."' '''''~ - - - ~. ..,.-t
"a' 4 s""''o" '''1 -,.-,
one ''' "a - No.. ''' In.
D~e S-'''" 'r"' 49,.
q"r'-' '. ,'.. .N
e'5u.' ~ q. ''"a
" N"t O'"!,sen -"- sec" i'' 81 Do. ~ ann ~
was q BACK AAe On 'ne N''i1'" o'' " '''''
hnseIpost' 81" iir aAe"u' "-'i' Two aus
met Aal r- i"" nv s''n was ID ID, ''. ~
ioo'' u"'e'l"s 'o"''U % 'N"' SUM -'''-
upon 'ne oli@o" ,..,
Inc PEDESTRIAN Is moving DD' ,.'NIS, "''
Ill.,, .''s w ~ 49, 49, ''.',
nc '''g" - vs. ''''.' -
'.'.i9 ~" '''s -. . - -. 49,. -. ~
40 " 40 ~ 81 - :, %. - ~ ~.
u, can TOT 'De '"n D"s'i i.'- 49, '''. D. '--
p''cN ''''e ,''.o'' ms ~ 'i'H -'1 .''' ''
nav 1',''''. 90. '''.'' 49, 49, l..'..
0',' v-' .r,''77,'.. o'
n''r ''''.',,' ~ -. -,
a." -. ..'.',, -
49, 60 n,d -. -, .,.o..
- t.-1d ~, I'm NO dr,,s IN .he 80
, 49, b,., 1oa,
~, -.
N'" INC '''.'-" ~ 'no s..'' "a
s,"so pe"S III M oa'S' ''' ''e '''' ''', '~'''
ouy no '"o"S'n n's i''s''1 s'io 81 ''. can
mean socc' anu s'i'n'lon' ne ne '' D. no.
s' ,'s' ne -'o' ' ''l,' a. . d '..''. ..
'c''' ~ D"' ioo' I'm"
"'r..' 0'''-''-' NJ ''''-'-.'o 90
u .."b '"4" ''''"s '''D- 'o az 80
ana '.'''s '''' distant ~" INK ''''' ''e p --'
"a ".N
"''l5' 'tl'S "' i'' "'N"' "''''' '''''''
'HeIe j. n''n'.S 90 s"--'f- i'F'F'ie am
r'',I''s ,'.'' "1..'.'.@ ~ .''- '', '-.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-09-06

"Ani WY rotf Thou las ,rft 80 nothing
70 I've FOR. Everything that was good q
ut tn tie wcrli has been taken by thee. ant
now 1t g. my turn, and could SAY t.ee bai
that BAD rather leave i q those leninln
Wal,c Toe horses were nearly dislocatina
b. slender joints, Syantsen n.al4 answer.
Think not fear death any more thar
thee II 'toa widest that but ore u Us shal
reach h., home ! care not. Plead not foi
LIZ safety, iea.. Of al at 'Iy hands, bar
c'her, plead for IT, The past Is past. the
vr.iss lave done - thee a-e rast. and past
a,oe.n. Stay me II thou wiz. J.. i-l-. -gs
tic-. tg' le geleruu. l fa.le lorr o. ri
nsapl Save tly,alf. saieu. rnl...e i,
and s.e ;lHt whl, - low IN Gle >u.-- ts
given 20 tA.-a leave t,.iaI Declare
wl,a gae-,i.a~i, that - from my rlae.
a-l lLo- c----s- not say tie horses to save
mc'
So be- srose, ard croa. wave q feeling
passed. through the other mnI Neye. laa
nls heavy brains been SD Stirred, never te
fore had t1e pos, .blhty n noble iui tero|.
actions entered taem Lilea iresm picture
as bis lueuy's wo.is ,e.i upon IDS ear-. ic
saw The c.ll a.. home -rr-.a. ler tliv. saw
TIE sied-e dash through tle village street.
saw the husband - into H., strong. out
stretched arms u Do, friends aal heard tl
w.tes cry a. ,haa.,ulae,s 60 Cod Thai
was a... 30 vision ~ his own figure .a tie
Story olirllol ts,.f 4 fash ri lightning
could no. be quicker DIAN tic tlcus4tas il
llnl l., brain and Transformed every anlb.
ton. passion, desire
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-09-06

"AG. friend Slaen. tL1a wit Lave 10 70 al
greater pace than thy present jog il Joa,l.al
Is e SIC thee again. Graaaeeu l"Sray lex, J
travels a world faster, aal IS rov nearer %
thee tAan thou art 10 home. WIZ lel-u 70
accept sea.f II So, Il is At thy service"
AT last we meet then, 81 gaspel tie other
Il lad rather seen thee than tie trucst
irlell AID strongest horse 81 Norway At
last thou art IA my hand, Roi-3 sgantsen
Nay, say thine horses, or viii u it for
thean
"fool! Thou d. IN Coull7. thou stop
me year asOi Then tA.42 uos 20 hold lack
these mal urutes here y any az e thine"
For answer Sklen lcyci.da pistol Ut The
bead u tie horse nearest lin. Tie barrel
flashed ia the moonlight Lae Safe, and
syantsen, choking ~ is throa. the cry q
horror that rose !..o it. pl..el az ,te rcins
aid nearly overturned the vehicle lie drove
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11


~ '''7 "'i. III ''ii''' "0 az 'N0 '' -
'''''''.
I"nry Gray lannel for l'f worth l3c.;
ASua Hoafy Gray fiant'lior I've. worth Io-'c''
Extra iic'gr Wool Gray T"illed b lanAc! Tor l5c.
worth t-;
AI-",Vl Extra Heavy tray l"'"ol fIahhel Io1
2''. worth 9r.'
N'ac' 'H'''h fiaih'I JOY oAc' ytu'
-0'. canon Ii"'H'' TOT ''' y"'"'
l-a Canton 'a1n.I iof 's r.. a 81 Ard'
l'' ''nioA fi""H'' Tor u &C. l"'u'
Ret '"''.ei i'n.e. i'f 49,; worn I., -
h'A'' AI-'''l " ''''''' i"''-'N ''-iNo' 'o'
g. worth aj';
LAifa heavy Ai-"''l lNllloi "o"''"'ou "o'
Flannel for >,c "'rlh e''.;
Iiremrn.s t1;fa Heavy A--"o'l I"'iled Aeu'-
c''ci flaun'l Tor o''' worm 'Ji'
PC White Flannel reduced 70 4'c.;
Oiloerts All-"ool LA'iA 4uo 1'c f'alhol re-
uu',a To- l''. ''Io ,.,..-., .,o-o.
Aii-"''' la''- " zoe ''''''' '''''''' '''0 ''''
4i"ll' i'i oi'S '''' s'l4 ,,.,.,.- .,-..,,-,
Fh'"i''7 hA''' ''."'y '' "''' "N''0 '"'''0N
FLANNEL Tor -. worm 3. .tc'
Extra ncayy AI.-Wool Heavy lnd 20 Blue Twilled
,co,t yor,-V,I, cotton fors,..
,..,.. rl.,-, p.t.lt.,io.. ,-arr,rtet n boi,
l-A'.D '''''' i,''' '''.,-'
I'A'ne'S' 'o' ave- "''." ~ ~ 49,.
4.-llch EXtfa Fi-e AlcXandtla fIlloW-Oase Cot
t.n f,r IL, worth fIe.
80, -. f,,,. ,,ov,ns-l, pt,Iov-Cose Cot
-. ,...--,, 49,.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11

Io' for a very nno one-lozn inches, kn3ttei
fi1re-hc Csc. Towel Double Damask Table
Liacn-eatin nuishcd, fuu olaached, soft finish
15-. Ycu viii not likely huy # again at &c.
Cheaper and hlgher-puoel grades, Of course.
We are ono Of the Linen Houses Of this country
nov.
The Llnon Turkish Batn Towerine goes down
90 i0,. ya-l This wock-tho wholesale price is
upwards Of 25,.
Tho German 8 Dinner Napkin-pure as the
mind o. tho honest German that naio them.
Tbcy aiil be- so,d Csc a lozon th'sws
I1nt Fio5r. L.n Aisic last SECTION 70 The Rear
W hayc not forgotten tho boys
e.. fora Polo cap.
Iac. OF cycry dollars worth Of Boys Cloihing
Everything from three 20 fourteen years Of age.
oaiyfoi- wesf, Of course. and At the usual lowest
price at mat
Seconi Floor, H>ad Of S,ar,cag.
20. n pair for tho gi25 Lace Curtains this
week. e0r Toy tho $3.50 ones, 60 for tho s9s5 Tur-
comnn portieres; ana go we san through all tho
departments win a tag that knows only "sacri-
ncc.'
Scro1i Floor, FirS, Ahis, Eelr
Tho Carpets, too. will contribute to swell The
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
LADIES SHOES.


> cases ot Ladies' fino French h'd Fatent- .
Leather lip Fair-Su,cn button sAoes i'F !:
Sl4gW worth 81. =
.s .. ...... ..-...... @
,oorair ladies' Parcut-Leathe--rp Handmade
tui.ou boots, t.p Wo stylish stoo You over
Deneld. for si.s9, worth s.3J;
ladies' French kid-O' Top >llk-Worsel bu,-
t1r-Hole shoes With tass.e, lo' f4'>' "'il'
Iad,e.. frepch Kid Sauu-Lluel Common-seuse
T,,too SHOES. extra Que quality, i0r $l.@
worth - 30: .-. t..,
E1 ktLTfnad hutton Shoes, exceedingly
nns quality. fov e., worth 81. ~-,--.
90 pair II ihs Celebrated iase-and- Comfort
li.ni-Nalo Comm0n-seuse oNeflSl~se ',I ~,
worth 81. II YOU Ike comfort 'his Is your
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
DRESS GOODS.

Beautiful styles and an the new lea !rg shai's
in singie-width Honrclias Tor lshc worth
20c;
Cable-1wil CGshmeres for o.. worth l21c;
Beautiful styles in Fancy Check DOuole-Width
C8shmere- FOR sc. worth 10 e.;
All the leading shades Ia Sjc double-widsh
Cashmere FOR i24c.;
All shades in ls-inch 81 quality SILK Plush re-
duced 70 i)c. yard:
piece of all-wool Navy Blue Dress. ~ yards
wide, fcr 49,. worth g.:
pieces OF doublc-width Gray FLANNEL, full ynrd
wide. for -. worth jJc.;
a. d0uble-viilh Silk-Warp Uenrietias. IA all
tho new leading shades. for 90. worth 5oc.
Au-Wool Tan. Navy Blue, aud Fawn-coi0red
Dress BrOadcloth, beautiful shades and ele-
giant quality, for glc. worth g.:
All shades in JCc. Velyeteen reduced 10 &c. a
yard;
SOC. All-Nycol Black Cashmeres reduced to S3c. a
yard.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
DITCH BULBS.

uYACINrHS, TULIPS, ETC., M
IL PORTED direct from the growers In Hoi-
Land and France, jus. received. BULBS are OF
extra ape Quality and prices fully as low aud
lower than tnose q northern dealers.
send Tor descriptive list Mailet free
parfies REQUIRING large quantities ar5 request
ed 10 write for special prices,
T. W. WOOD 4 SONS, Secdsmen,
corner sixth aud Marshall streets.
and i7it east Franklin street
90 a3-eod- wlkswLSost hchmond- Va
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
FTaE WINES AND LIQUORS.

old WHISKEY.-H
~ distilled 1881: Private stock. distilled 1851;
Rily. distilled i5sl Also. a choice selection Of
Sherries, Ports. aud Madeira Wines for sale BY
r. /. CHRISTIAN s. co.
oc 7.3m successors % Christian. White & Co.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
ADyAnrISING AGENTS.

WE CAN SERVE YOU WE'LL !
w AND sAYE YOU MONEY IN ADV 'Eh'
TIslNQ. Estimates Tree.
ADVERTISERS GUIDE-BooK.
the most complete and original ever ISSUE a,'S
sent on receipt VI 5Oe. 20 pay Tor paeAiak "NN
forwar1iue Advertising writing a epeclAi1y.
max H. JEFF MILBOURNh ADkkh.
TIhIN0 AGENCY,
- go - RzlfaHsasas Ma
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
2 @ 6
EAST BROAD STREET.
CIOAKS.

/: IA quit, frequently said by the trade visiting
our establishment tina. our CLOAK DEPART
MEN1' is tho most complete In the city.
20 Faocy striped English Walking Jackets,
talor-mnIr. 90 s&,5 worth $50:
q bcauatul y.isn Ialor-Neie English Walk
irc IN Acts f0rSi VI orth g.,
AE-W1A Back jersey Con Walking Jaczets
f1r .5 worth IS:
% black English Melton Walking jackets. tight
fitting, tailor-maIo, and satin lined. Tor 81
worth $50.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11

~ Tallor-Nado nlack-and-White Jackets, a love-
ly style. for :3.15 worth IS;
70 imported Heavily Braided Back and Front
Ialor-Malo Walking Jncxets, beautiful
goods, for . WOrsh .lp;
Only icf, OF those heavy SIX. ~aun-Line1,
,icayily Trimmed with Cut BraD imported
Wrap tina. are worth igl The closing price
on them g. only thf3.
Only I ~ those beautiful p add lrdcscen .
ShoClder-Cap- left. wl.cl IS worth tlJ-you
can have 10 for tGs9;
beautiful line ~ Al-WO0l MOlicsk8s and New
markets for sLsy worth ga
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11

enormous activity that this wholesno reduction
will croate. 75c. for real Pody Brussels that were
flI0; s'.ej for 'ho b3-t Moquetto in the patterns
We desire TO close-as good as thcy wcro last
week q; sL4s; S12j forony Moquotte.
Fifteen per cent on tho manufacturers' print
ed priccs On Rugs
Tho Tapestry Carpets At i5c., ecc, and Csc. to
59c. for the - quality.
Tho 29c. Insrains at ioc. and &c. for tho 5or.
ones: at sc for tho 7oc. Linoleum at 6sc. for
tho 9lc quallty-only f1r one week, as thore IS
no possibly 10 continue those prices.
lccond Floor, L:ft Aisle.
The Inch Wide All-silk Ribbons, Moire, crown
e:ge. at Be-. Tho next width, &C.; &C. for No.
u: I2r. for No Is from 49, Tho stock Of Rib
b3ns you see is evo-y hing requisite about rib
bon-talk.
Fret FiooT, Front u Right EniraHoe.
No possibility 10 wax over all tho honse anil
noto theepacia prices for tho week. They will
be marked aud roaIy whom you come.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11

MERCHANTS AND PLANTERS
vi SAVINGS BANK.
CAPITAL, ti00.oV@
John II. MONTAGUE, PAEStpFNT;
BERNARD PEYIoN, JA. CAsEiAR

Interest at the rate Of per cent el,o""o On
deposits Deposits from 81 up received.
DI.Ecroas s-JOhn II. Montague, y W; nelson'
Joseph Hal. Iohu 4. shaier. j. IL Eliefson'
Iucien H. Iatnm, ". G. Wherry, inoiaas w.
Ie..ka0n. Th0maa "a Pssfon- az
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
MANY DAYS TO COME.
II f1RSr REASON or SUH S4ccE IS THAT DESIRE

THE aaoqd to ytaip traffic their house
Ey0
Urpsf6y Ci71op been coming until there Donai
J not stand j." The uoy@ dprgoi" uoh
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11
FREDENHEIMS S
NEW YORK STORE,
Millinery Dress Trimmings Fancy Goods, &c,

In
this week coo all cs a AfEW In
q
DRAFTED ALpN AND TOURISTS nni
s o..
cl, STYLISH TRIMMED HATS AND BoNNErS all
p 10
description fona"NG 6ANO &c. AND FNHCf
FEAT
U.ou
line
re. au
atPIt Do
We uIlr give you some
rs
ocan ~ tsuh
this. ge
90
ColsET
MA r. o. a,S
aoner D
n 20
SOME I IN 90 ~
so 5icr from
newD
20 o.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1888-11-11

Tho Carpets too, will contr.outo to swell the
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
From EyeYywl,era.

Tie rich man cannot enter the kingdom Of
heaven, but he can have q laundering good
time at the seashOre-LiucOln Journal.
Bill collectors sometimes initiate the pro-
moteFs of colonization scheme and offer spec
ial inducements to settlers.-Detroit Free Press
Doubtless the small boy would find little if
any sport in playing buttin, buttin', who's
got the buttin'," with 8 biuy-gO gOat.-Dstroit
Free Press.
Sam Jones says that when God wants 8
good man hs makes him as ugly as a mud
fence" We never did pride ourselves on
beauty.-PeoriG Transcript
A wife will hardly ever notice whether
her husband has had his hair cut or not. but
let him go home with strange hairpin stick
ing in his overeoat and she'll see it before he
gets out of the train Chicago Journal
The ancients believed in square world.
Moderns have learned the reverse by sad ex-
perences.-MdrthGs Vineyard Herald
The man who got $1,000 from a railroad COM
pany for having his brow cut must have had
a very high fOrehead.-Y Yonksrs Statesman.
SuTf-bathing would be much moro enjoyable
If it wasn't SO Wet.-Harpsr's Weekly.
Many an untruthful epitaph comes under the
appropriate heading, he jacet-' Here lea
Harpsr's Weekly.
After walking in the hot MONDAY sun one is
apt to think it was a mistake to make Virgo
the zodacsl sign for August. Vertigo would
have been more appropriate selection.--Har-
peT's Weekly.
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
FOR THE LADIES.

- Miss Lucy A. Plympton, Of Albany. viii be
delegate from the Dana Geological Society OF that
city 10 the International Geological Congress which
meets At London in September. She viii not be
the only woman member, and 50 the speakers viii
not be put to the coica strait of their brethren Of
last years congress at Berlin. who by the presence
OF just one woman delegate were compelled to ad-
dress tbe assemblage as Madame ct ICssieUrs."
Miss Isabelle Kelley, Of Dallas, Ore is q sim
young lady, with Grecian profile and hair like
ysxed mass Of golden feathers. Miss < IS also
noted for her bravery and GOODNESS, of which We
have recent illustration While returning from
a visit to ueZ Zhbor she saw a savage coyote fol-
lowing a lot Of hogs belonging to her father and
evidently intent on having mess Of pork She
tried to set her dog on him, but the dog fed af-
heat, and jumping from her pony, she picked up
rock, and following the coyote, struck him on the
head and killed him. There is poetic food here for
some gallant versifer.
The author OF The popular Nebraska law which
makes mothers joint guardians Of their children
with the fathers IS Mrs. Ada M. BittendeT, the
woman lawyer Of that State.
There are three American ladies who not
obliged TO skip to the postoffiee for stamps
every time they write letter. Airs. Polk, Mrs.
Garfield and Mrs. Grant are the fortunate three,
tse Government having given them the franking
privilege.
- Mrs. Maggie Van Cott the revivalist, Is at Old
Orchard labOring to convert the pleasure seeking
sons and daughters assembled there. She Is de-
scribed by local paper as having a large, COM
manding figure q queenly presence and sympa-
thetie and expressive face. She s said to be born
actress, thorough Ia facial expression, gesture
and impersonation as though trained by 3 Del
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
The Hsad Of Arm.Ererolas.

Walking on an even surface, the only variety
of physical exercise which most business and
professional men get in town, is we'll known to
be q poor substitute for arm-exertion. The
reason is partially plain, since walking Is al
most automatic and involuntary. The walk
ing mechanism is set in motion as we would
turn an hour-glass and requires little atten-
ton, much less volition and separate discharges
of force from the brain-surfaee with each mus
cular contraction as is the case with the great
majority Of arm movements.
The arm user is higher animal than the leg
user Arm motions are more nearly associated
with mental action than leg-moyements. A
mans lower limbs merely carry his higher
centers to his food or work. The latter must
be executed with his arms and hands.
third way in which afn-exercise benefits
the organism is through the nervous system.
Whether this is due to an increased supply of
richer, purer blood, or whether the continual
discharge of motor Impulses in some way stores
up another variety Of force, we do not know.
One thing is certain, the victim of neurasthenia
is very seldom an individual who daily uses his
arms for muscular work; with this, the limit
of hurtful mental work ig seldom reached
Waiter B. Platt, M. d., in the Popular Scieacs
Monthly for August.
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
WANTED TO GET OUT.
A Voice that Startled aR Express Messenger Who
was Resting on CONN.

lhGnsds Csty Journal
He was an express messenger on the Santa
Ee few days ago. 1t WAS night run, and
there were two messengers in the car. Just as
il began to grow dusk the train stopped at q
small station and dead body was taken aboard.
Nothing in particular WAS thought of this, how
ever, and rs there was nothing to do, and the
train would not stop again for long distance,
both messengers prepared TO go to sleep. One
of them decided that the box containing the
body would be a good place to rest on, and SO
be arranged himself comfortably thereon and
went to sleep.
How long he slept he has no idea, but sud
denly, as if in a dream, he heard voice say:
Let me out!"
The messenger, startled lay half-awske for q
moment, when in no uncertain tones came the
words, apparently from within the head of the
box on which he slept:
- you let me out"
1t is quite distance from where the box lay
to the other end of the car, but the messenger
is positive he cleared it in two jumps. Trem-
bling with fear, he shouted to his companions,
but before he had chance TO tell his story that
self-same voice exclaimed:
want to get out of here"
Neither of the men spoke for 5 moment, and
then the one who had first heard the voice
said:
Jim, that corpse wants to get OFT"
Jim thought far moment, and then said:
Well, reckon it wouldn't be right to keep
him in there if he wants to get out"
So the two cautiously made their way to the
head of the box and debated what to do, when
the same muffled voice was heard to remark:
Polly wants cracker"
Then the mystery was explained. Some one
at Denver had expressed a aparrot to friend in
Kansas City. Its cage had been set away and
forgotten, and the bird had naturally become
hungry and thirsty. So it waited as long as
1t could, and then made itself heard in the
manner that so horrifed the express messenger.
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
When,
[PaLck, |

When you see 8 boy sliding down stairs
astride the baluster, and driving his heels into
the spindles, as though to increase his speed,
When you gee the same boy practising num-
bic peg on beautiful antique oak writing
desk,
When you sec him holding on to the top Of
the upright piano, while he dances on the
ivories with his feet,
When you see him leave a volume Of the
Cyclopedia wide open on plush-eeyered chair
under tree in the midst of heavy shower,
When you ses him lighting matches on the
newly kslsomined walls and playing tennis
against wall covered with choice paintings.
When you see him riding on the door of the
aideboard, and driving nails into the staira
with silver soup-ladle,
Then you may know that he is a member Of
family that is renting q furnished house for
the Summer
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
Y6nss IN UtaA-
Isl. Pauf DaStg E55ba.T

Inc nrsE question asked by the stranger IN
Salt Lake City is this, says q Salt Lake City
letter: Do the Mermons still practice polyg-
amyp They claim that they do not, but their
asseverations are taken cum gragO sails by the
Gentiles there. The Edmunds bill disfran-
chises women living in polygany and fines the
men $500, with imprisonment for six months
The women ara allowed '-compelled would
be more appropriate term" TO testify against
their husbands" Despite this it is extremely
difficult to secure convictions. woman is
called on the witness stand, and cOll0quy
something like this occurs:
Are you marriedp
81 do not know, sir"
" Is not the defendant your husband under
the Mormon law?"
/ cannot say, sir"
Is this your child2p-showing an infant of
two or three months old.
Yes sir"
Who is the father?"
{" cannot say, sir"
This ia no uncommon occurrence the attor-
neys tell me, Aud. after all, one can scarcely
blame the women for testifying thus if they
believe in the divine sanction Of polygamy"
as taught by the Church No less celebrated
a lawyer than the late Jerc s. Black has said ::
"Io compel husband and wife to testify
against each other is TO change every rule of
evidences c0ntemptuous defiance of the great
principles which protect the sanctity of the
family and lie at the basis of civil society"
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
A Rnlaness.Iika nnnr

For many years the manufacturers of DR..
sages Catarrh Remedy have offered, in good
faith, $500 reward for a case of Nasal Catarrb
which they cannot cure. The Remedy is sold
by druggists at only so cents. This wonderful
remedy has fairly attained world wide repu
tation. If you have dull, heavy headache OBJ
struction Of the nasal passages discharges fall
ing from the head into the throat, sometimes
profuse, watery, and acrid, at others, thick.
tenacious, mucous purulent, bloody and putrid
if the eyes are weak, watery and infamed; if
there is ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking
or coughing to clear the throat, expectoration
of offensive matter, together with scabs from
ulcers; the voice being changed and has nasal
twang; the breath offensive; smell and taste
impaired; sensation Of dizziness, with mental
depression, q hacking cough and general de-
bility, you are suffering from nasal catarrh.
The mere complicated your disease. the greater
the number and diversity ofsymptoms. Thou
sands Of cases annually, without manifestinQ
half of the above symptoms, result in eonsump.
tiOn, aud end in the grave No disease is SO
common, more deceptive and dangerous, or less
understood, or more unsucsessfaIly treated by
physicians,
The National tribune., 1888-08-09
An AIabams idea.

"When WAS In Alabama, between Porter's
Gap and Millerville,' said gentleman living
in Atlanta, 81 came to country place where a
man was driving 10 or IL geese from branch
toward a cotton patch. For Heavens sake
said I, what is it you have on the necks of
those geese2' Those are gourds, full of water
l drive these geese into that cotton patch and
keep them there MI day wedding out the cotton
There is no water in the cotton patch, and I
have to give them water in this way to keep
them there But how do they get the water
out of those gourds under their necks2' fThey
drink out of each others gourds. Each gourd
has an opening in the side SO that another
goose can put his bin into the gourd and drink
If you will stay here long enough you will sec
it yourself ] waited there half day to see
that performance and finally saw it. The
geese did just as the man said they would.
When goose got thirsty he walked up to his
neighbor and cody drank out Of the gonrd on
his neck"