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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-05-17
fricndod thereafter.

frieudcd thereafter.
The young fellow whose claim
Dan had saved was exceedingly
grateful, and dressed the wounds OF
his benefactor with unu sual skill.
He told Dan that he hadn't money
to pay him for his service then, but
when he could raise the funds he
would settle. lie said his name was
Daniel Furness, and he came from
Randolph county, near the head OF
the Cheat River. West Virginia,
whore his mother lived. His father
aud two brothers had been killed
while serving in the Confederate
Army, and, tho support of his moth
ar having fallen upon his shoulders,
no had come up into North Dakota
with the intention of building a
homo for his mother and himself.
There were few hundred dollars
| left TO the wife and son when his
father went down under fire OF the
Federal forces, and this money be
left in Wheeling bank to be used
by his mother while he was estab-
fishing homo in the North.
This story told by Furness en-
Listed the sympathy of Dan at once,
and their chance acquaintance grew
into O sort Of brotherly attachment
that lasted through the three years
that Furness was busily engaged III
cultiyaling his claim. With Dams
assistauoo he got along famously
, He had proved up on his tree claim
Z aud q homestead, and besides had
managed to purchase 800 acres, sc
that the spring found him in posses
sion of GO acres of splendid lard
Big Dan had come to look upoI
. Furness claim dubbed them Biz
aud Little Dan. They were slmos
insoparable companions, aud yea
! ago, when Big Dan was stricker
with fever. Furnoss nursed him 81
I tonderly that he pulled through an'
q camo out all right.
o lie wus es smart er young due
"a es ever got rained on, said Dan
. with a moisture in bis eye ~
4 never forget him as long es I'm Of
n top oy earth, / thought er darne
! sight more ov him than did m
own corcass.
Furuess was making preparation
20 to 90 East and return with his moth
1t err next spring to his Dakota posse'
re sions. He had bargained with Bi
in Dan to look after the farm while
y, was absent, and he was to ha'
le started East February l. A wee
a ago last Tuesday Furness went
ID Church's Ferry to make O purcba
5. of provision to carry Big Dan thr
Of the winter. Ho remained IN Church
be Ferry Tuesday night and started 4
70 home Wednesday noon That a
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-05-17
In the matter Of the Estate Of henry
Kratzer, late Of Centre to'ons'''p' o"J'
do,. co,n,tu Pa, decd.

der cO,mtn, Pd., acc u.
ps,S, To ApSnSa HTSmas decd Of Adams lowsshiE'
snvd,r eonnty, Pa, VIM. KraNrr ol hesu,
yiile' n Gim county, P0., George kt'lh''t W
paStonyilc, Snyder county. IA, hisl'ei ~"
Unmarried with samuel Gross OF Shln"n,
MiiIs MifnIn county. Pa, Simon ht1,%'i n,
ice ,ntrrmarrIed with liopnia n t,h " hl'e,i
m i,,tcrmarried with Nathan u ckcno"'y ~
Of ia stonyillo, Snyder county IA :, e"
IL r,ycr n minor who has for he tht'' u ~ ~,
a Kou,ip, of Mcclure, Pa. Cau'rius; & &u.1
5ne'd who leaves to survive nor y hus @ @an"'
i0scnb Ntussor of ~ rader's Mics, hlu'h Tonn'
~ IL ana tho following chlldreh VIZ I'm. =
Inn,ie minorswho have tor ihelr guAlhl"u - :
A renIg of Mcclure, Suyd'r county, w.,
S,r,b no,y lcc'd., WIN le yrs u survive y. =
Lnsb"nJ ArdreW Wagner, and "a" ioli""ilt :
,hI GT.d. viz: ClaIlts. Kate, Geofg'i hh.v
nd Elien. all of whom ar" mti ors rud nav
Tor thrir Guardian A. a. Romig, oil Ne''u'''
SNYDER county, IA. . 80, o,n.,r bo-
,o,o ,he Iudyss Of our court OF Common fiyus,
TO Io held at Middlobursh ON the i,h Mohuni Mniuai
", A. ID. 1883, St 10 O'CLOCK
on on m" ,oroncon. thsn and there TO aec.It ,,, %
| rotuso to take tho real estate oi - ,.t'nn ~
| KRATZER, decd at tue eppfalseu N.,,u'ti .,t hv
| put upon II by an Inquest daly h"Hn,''rIr "a
| tho said Court, ana rcturnedb by iIo "a, ,,
| said county, Cr show cause WHY ano
| shpuld not be sold. aud hereof fail not p.o.,
| Witness III, Hon, Joseph Z: buohet; ~ ~.
| dent Of our said Court NJ miuu'eO"'su' '"'
| 5th day OF March A. u, lSss. $50 -, ,h,v
w. W. W. WIITENMf ER, Pr'thy'
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1888-05-17
a STORY OF A FRONTIER

The st. Paul Globe says Dan
Yonkers drifted in from the north
country yesterday. Dams stamping
ground for the past ten days has
been among tho foothills Of .No "
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17

Look before you leap in business, ana
think bofore you swAlow-in me0isine but
know once for all that Laxadrr 10 proomi-
nently the liver n nlator aad blood puriner
suiier no. dissppointment By employing
srSsncv ys. ISr' Rnii.s nSnv svrrr h,sSs q
ne yer disappoints ana coats only 80 bottle,
AZ all d iuggists.s
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17
NOR SALB Or R1NT.
A ssIGNEE's SALE OF CITY REAL
"a ESTATE.

"A ESTATE.
ON THumpAY. DECEMBER %, 1883,
Wnl be sold At public sale by the undere igned
assignee or Israel r. Mayer aod wife, AZ tie
Leopard hotel: in the city OF Lancaster, Pa |,
the following Real Estate. to wit;
No. !. O. two.story BRICK DWELLING
HOUSE, with two-story Frame Back Build.
ing and lot OF gtouno. situated No. 75l, on the
eist side of North Prince street. containing In
front 10 feet, inches, ana In depth 100 feet.
No. Z, 8 fwoetory BRICK DWELLING
HOUSE, with two story Frame Back Build
ing ana lot OF grouno, situate No. 76j ON the
east side OF North Prince street, containing
IN 'front.' 10 feet. W inehss' ana in depth 100
NO g. Q two story BRICK DWELLING
HOUSE,, with al story Brick Rack Building
ana lot Of ground, situate NO. 765 on tho east
side Of North PIiocs street. contsintrg 10
'front.' Is fest, W inches. ana In deplh 100 feet.
No. /. All that csrtsin lot of Ground, situa-
ted on the south eide OF Liberty street, be-
tween North Prince ana Market streets. con
more or less. ana OF that width exten ding
southwark IS feet inches. thence OF the width
of Is feet more or lees, extending south Is feet
2tnehes, IN or less, thence OF the width OF
,2 feet, more or less. farther south o3teet, more
or less. in the south end OF 1t ID erected q
large two-story Brick Cigar Factory
any pt rssn Wishing to view any OF the above
properties, may call upon Israel T. Mayer. no.
s4S orth Queen street Lane ister, Pa
Sale 10 commsnce al Z O'Clock y. NJ. when
tsrIns aud conditions xtll be made known by
JACos \. bkuBAksk.
stss.s 4 sSs sSs.s.1 1xa'1 Assignee
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17

Rupture cure guaranteed BY Or. :. 3. Mayer,
ssl Arch street, Philadelphih Ease 1t once,
no operation or delay from business. attested
by Thousands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular. marl0lydAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17

sKvEN cOUNsGL0Rs.
Ono said; $40 one great sad
Let all thy poweu tsnd;
Be thou not drawn asids; In thas excsi
Would & thou accomplish much. do ons thing
we'll"
One paid: ssccrn thou 10 move
Wi,hin Q narrow groove;
would,t thoa seeompiish much. bs broad Of
TO ksov all GOOD shouia be thy lonssa-sor
goat"
A9hird, "On. doubling asaxt
ecorn thou the cowara's part;
Dish swiitly forth 10 meet ths coming strife.
Ayl bravins storm ana Whirlpool. live thy
MAR
Then spake Fourth: 'sYst wait
Eefore that sad TOO latss
etcaution guide thy tteps pause tAou ana
sA forsihcush.. wisdom. NEE. the, .. the
brink"
A Ptnh. .Upi Yield thou not
with me ,knese ~ thy lot;
Content IL tlothi hieh souls should stiil
Fan every spark Of OLD Prons,hsan ars.
9he sixth Serene, content,
Accept wha. Fate has sent"
'speak, seventh voloe and tell me-'wildar.
Cd wight
Which tf my s,x sage coursslors n right"
Peacs-loving rontsnelie.
A. 0lden records toll.
To sell the lips OF Ghibs,line or Guelph.
led. "All the world Il rishti" and surely
was, himself.
-ChartoAe w. znursioN. IN Amsrtca'
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17
TyuRKs RHEuMATIsM.
Rheumatism

According 70 recent Investigations 10 caused
By excess Of laetie aeieA IN tie blood. .rhis acid
attaoks the Abrous tissues, particularly In The
J0lnte, ana eAus1e tAe local Aanifestatiuns OF
the olBesse. paans and aeAss In tho back ana
shoasoor, an1 IN the joints at TIE hnees.
ankioA Airs ana Wrists. Thou sands Of people
have found In Hooa's eArsapArilla . positive
ana permanent cure for fheuuatism. This
neutrAlisss the aoidity OF the blood. and also
builds mp ana siren gthsns the whole body.
Hood'o eaxsaparilla
~ was laid up 1oe six months with rheuma-
tism. an1 used many hinds Of medicine with
ont goe1 result till one ef my neighbSrs told
- 20 take Hood's earsApsrilla. when hsa
uisd half bottle felt better, ana after tak.
ing two bottles think was entirely cured,
- I have not had an attact Of rhs 7natism
sincs" kuenHS n. Drxos. Rossvilis. Staten
lslauds =. Z.
Cures Rheumatiem
NJ had attacks q lheu uatism which in.
creased In severity. I took three bottles OF
Hoc0b earpaparilla ana An pie Ass0 10 say
the rheumatic palma ceased, my appetite ana
digsstaon became better. and my general
health greatly Improved. I am firmly con.
vinced that Hoo0's earsaparila cured ne, as
have fat NO recurrence OF this blood dis.
eAse." WI. eooon. 0sneva, n. Y.
Hoods Sarsapafilla
soid BY Ill druggists. q SIX for o. Prepared
only by G. HOOD . CO.. Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17
DEI6TS FREE DISTRIBUTION OF
II Cards ON SATURDAY EVENING.
On Top OF tho Besp. Just UnIoa6ed, Two
Carloads OF HOLIDAY 0kOCEkIEH.


NOTE PIECES.
Leans Bssipg Molasses and Best rsw crop.
7 he Old bAkos beautiful golden yellow cako.
Prices, U, TO- II. u, Is. 10. II ana III cents per
Ss7c. 7 acariones % Table Moiassss 10 % barreis,, %
psr V JsnSs ana s%on Pss
per pound: English Currsnts, pounds for
kOso Water, Pearlash. 6alerAtus, B.ktng SODA.
spice: AocA, su,mess. Ac, shellbarh sod Wal.
nner in the market ana going fast- call quick.
Pure Honey, pounds for 2sc: Ainos .eat.
n.s Hss s;SSn Ss x. @ fsa
neiiss. $50. Sugar Cosisd Pop Corn. 60 per
quart, :. and p0unds Prunes. 2cc. oSns
s,s pSSnns C.snS S ponnSS:
Crackers. go. 3boIes 0s atins. 100. % boxes
Oranges. ~. "a 10. 2e up 70 20 cents Per dozen.
s sas SsM FL: r:psra
10 boIss nnssf New Psniaa Dater. 90 per
pound Z p0unde. 30. % barrels Aixsd Candy
rels Gum Drops. ilc per pound. OR : pounds for
$50. bales Gisncb!e Walnun. llkc ana l8o
per pound. 10 bsxs Cream kuts. mo new, loo
%ouSs-nsvsrssx no n r. HVi their sSuaiDisr M per pouae.
! bale New Pecan Nuts-very 6ns. llkc.
bale Finest Filberts. 100 per pound or pounds
iSs ass 70 Soas' Hca TSs Nuts 1o:
per half peck. barrels shellbarks. lOc per
quart, or quart, TOR No. 10 bsrrels white
GRAPES, 100 per pound or pounds for 3sc.
p PEI: *. rsspISs Pee g per quart Grated Cocoa
We positivsly carry larger stock OF 0roce.
ries than any two other houses In the city.
bsrssins. We sivs you the bensnt Of these
bargains.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-12-17

A. we'll a. the handsomest and Others are
irvited TO call on any druggist and get free
and Lungs. q remedy thst 10 selling entirely
upon It's merits ana 70 guaranteed to oure and
relieve AZ chronic and Acute Coughs, asthma.
ana N. Jyl2 6md ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-25

Will forfeit $500 when failing to cure
any of the following complaints when my
Medicines are taken according to directions:
Dyspepsia, Indigestion all Stomach Com
plants, Liver Complaints, all Female Com
plants, Rheumatism, Skin Diseases, Scalp
Diseases all sores, burns or bruises, Fits,
st. Vitas' Dance, Nervousness, Asthma
Bronchitis, Throat and Lung Affections,
Colds, Coughs, Qutnsy, Sore Throat, Hoal Sc
ness, Soreness of the Chest and Lungs,
Whooping Cough, DiphSheria, Weaknessjin
the Back, Pain in the Bowels and Sides,
Sore Eyes, Piles, Collie, Group, Pneumonia
Measels, Cramps, Leadedness, Kidney Com.
plants, Catarrh of the Head, Throat, Stom-
ach and Bowels, Crsmp Collie, Cholera Nor
bus, Neuralgia of the Stomach, Rheu-
matism of the Stomach, Sick or Sour
Stomach, Sick Headache, Night Sweats,
Diarreh9a and Dysentary. Purifies and
enriches the blood, heals the entire system
and Is as pleasant tasted as ice cream
Use Kerr's Eye Cure, use Kerr's Pile Cure,
use Kerr's Catarrh Cure, use Kerr's Lini
ment.
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah, October 80, 1888
Henry Fisher, Seventh South between
Ninth and Tenth Streets, says Kerr's Catarrh
Cure cured me of catarrh of the head throat,
and patent medicines failed to give me any
relief His Debility and Asthma Cure
cured me of liberated sore throat; one of
my children of diphtheria and one of
measels and my wife OF hard obstinate
cough.
All parties afflicted with the above com
plants calling at my Office will be guaran
teed cure or DO charge. l make all m
medicines of herbs, roots, barks, flowers
gums, leaves and balsams
Office, IS West First South Street. first
right hand room at the top of the stairs over
Mrs Clinton's hair and miliner store.
References-Godbe, Pitts Drug Company,
Mr. Cleghorn, General Manager of lions
Cooperative Mercantile Institution Drug
House. A. c. Smith & Company.
Godbe, Pitts Drug Company, wholesale
and retail agents. Salt Lake City.
Fifty cents and 81 per bottle. Sold by all
druggists and dealers in medicines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-25

cannot fail Parties sell
larger seceed
correspond with
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-11-25
WILHELM'S
E.!
CURES


have used Wilhelms Nasaline, and rec
ommend its use to any that are suffering
from Catarrh w. NJ ROBERTSON,
City Physician, Denver.
It cured nv little girl of Cstsrrh after ali
other remedies had been tried and failed.
JOS. G.. WILSON,
Gre Buyer, Denver.
twas cured of a severe attack of Catarrh
in a few days by using Wilhelm's Nasaline.
Have never seen its equal
R NJ STEVENSON.
Deputy Secretary of State.
Its use will shortly esta plish IFS gre
value JAS. B. BELFORD.
MAR AIIAIy Is sold by all druggists
I'M MAI INF i'll Salt Lake City Price
aa"S r5tssN so cents
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
BARRIERS IN GERMANY.

Eow Shaving II Performed by Talkative
Blsmarekian Scrapers.
The German barber on his native
heath differs radically from the Ger
man barber with American improve.
ment In the ordinary provincial town
of Germany a man is seated in a cane
bottomed chair, without head rest or
foot rest His head is tipped back in
such a manner that the chair back cuts
his neck just above the collar. The
barber turns out a small soup plate
full of water, in which floats piece
of soap. A small semi-circular gouge
in the rim of the plate is fitted to the
customers Adams apple. and his face
is rubbed vigorously with the stick of
soap till sufficient lather has been
produced.
The shaving proper is performed
with more of the proverbial Teutonic
deliberation, A few hasty strokes on
either cheek, few more on the throat
and chin, and the man has been shaved.
A little alum is applied where the
blood has started, the soup plate is
again used to aid in a rather superficial
wash. the customer pays his two-and-
a-half cents and leaves. There is no
bay rum, no brushing the hair without
extra charge, and no brushing the
coat. Foreigners. however, often
receive these comforts by paying a
cent or two.
Shaving at a shop rarely costs more
than three cents, and often only one
and-a-half. BARRIERS are to be found in
every provincial town who are willing
to 90 to customers house and shave
him four times a week for twenty-five
cents a month";. y Sun.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
JEWELS IN WATCHES.
Little Stones Which Are Concealed In thu
Works Of Time-Pieces.

Little Stones Which Are Concealed In the
Works Of Time-Pieces.
'.How is the jeweling of watch set?
Well, it won't take long to tell all ]
know on the subject" said an expert
in his line as he held an autopsy on an
ancient time-piece this morning and
tossed the case into junk box to be
melted down.
':Now take the better class of En-
glish watches, for instance. The jew
els are set in brass or gold settings.
The latter are fitted into holes with
counter sinks and fastened with screws.
A great advantage is claimed for set
ting Jewels in this way. There is a de-
cided facility for replacing broken or
damaged jewel without regilding the
plate. In replacing, a piece of brass
wire of suitable thickness may be used
to hold the jewel. After being turned
exactly concentric to the hole and of a
slight taper, the wire is adjusted to
the hole in the plate previously turned
out, and then it is cut off at a length
a little in excess of what it is required
to be. All that remains to be done is
to gently drive this setting into the
hole in the plate till the proper shape
is attained. The replacing of jewel
in this way can hardly be detected.
els movement with plain set jewels
inferior to one with screwed jewels. -
'.Not at all. Persons who know moth
ing about it think otherwise. The
movement with screwed jewels has a
more elegant appearance. That is the
only difference except that it is more
trouble to repair. All the screws and
Jewels must be taken out to thoroughly
clean the watch."-N Y. Mail and En-
DreSS.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
CARE OF THE EYES.

Extracts from Recent Lecture by Or.
David Webster.
In reading, the book should be held
at a distance of from ten to fifteen
inches from the eyes. The readers
position should be such that the light
may fall on the book and not on the
eyes. The light itself should be suffi-
cient; nothing is so injurious to ehe
eyes as poor light in reading. Next to
sunlight the incandescent light gives
the best illumination for reading, and
all notions of the injurious effect on
the eyes of the electric light are erron-
eous. Reading while riding in cars
should be avoided. The jolting and
shaking of the train causes great
strain to the eyes and Injuries them.
There is a great deal of popular preju-
dice against spectacles, but there are
two good reasons why they should be
worn. and only two. One is that we
may see better. and the other that
strain on the eyes may be relieved.
The near-sighted child should wear
spectacles, because they are the best
preventive against increase of near
sightedness, and also beca use he loses
a great part of his education in not
being able to see more than a few feet
away. When person grows old the
power of accommodation is lost. and
even if he be not near-sighted the
hardening of the crystalline lens pre-
vents sight at short distances. Hence.
he is obliged to wear glasses. The
vast majority of persons who wear
glasses can see as well without them.
They use them to avoid q constant
strain on the eyes. The act of focal
ixation is muscular one. and uses up
muscular energy. The over-sighted
eve, in which the focus comes behind
the retina, has to perform this muscu-
lar act continually. The results are
headache. irritability and nausea. The
only remedy in such cases is to
wear glasses. For eyes in healthy
state, pure cold water is the best wash.
When the eyelids are inflamed. weak
solution of salt and water makes fhs
. oeot domestic eye lotion. Never apply
noulffces to the eya-k Z 6sn
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
A Sudden Attack.

He dropped on his knees at her feet
and began the speech he had been SC
long rehearsing:
Darling love. I hate you-I-mean,
darling, hate, l love you, no-no-1
mean"
Here his face assumed a livid hue and
began to tie itself in hard knots.
what is it-paralysis?" she asked.
frantically.
mo, love-" he whispered. hoarsely,
Il am kneeling on tack"-Detroit
Free Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
TCorYRICHr. M. .
CATARRH nm THE HEAD.

SYMPTOMS OF THE DISEASE-Dun, heavy headache,
OF the nasal discharges falling from the
head into the throat sometimes pOfuee watey and acrd
Others thick bloody and putd
the there ringing the Deafness hacking
coughing to clear the throat Of offensive
together with the changed and
has nasal twang the breath offensive; smell and taste
sion hacking cough and general debility Only few Of the
Thousands Of cases annually without hak Of the
No disease is common deceptive and dangerous less
understood more unsuccessuly treated by physicians
0.... 0-,. II would remove evil strife at Ks
uUMDM N6ESE As the predisp0eng real Of
l Il catarrh Is. in the majority OF cases, some
TREATMENT. .s5;ass i Ps vsn +; 3
the disease chief aim must be
directed the Of that The Of this
successfully
nuay the 1nvalds Hotel and the do
realize the Importance of combining with the of local.
soothing and healing application thorough and persistent inter-
nal use of blOOd-ceansng and tonic medicines
o In curing various diseases with
6MIEF which it IS frequently complicated throat
l bronchial, and lung diseases, weak stomach,
RcnNnc tarrhal deafness weak iniamed eyes
uGlaWVG blood scrofuous and syphtic tains the
full powers and virtues of DR.. Pierces Golden Med
Discovery strongly extolcd specific
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

IN another column of this issue will be
found an entirely new and novel specimen
of attractive advertising. 1t is one of the
neatest ever placed in our paper and we
think our readers will be well repaid fol-
examining the SUPPOSED display letters in
the advertisement of Prickly Ash Bitters.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

THE owners Of the hotel weighing-ma
chimes believe in st. Nickel-us.-Bosto,
Bulletin.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07
Tho Rluea.

This is synonym for that gloomy, har-
raised condition Of the mind which has its
origin in dyspepsia All the ugly spirits
devils" s'megrims" and " mulligrubs" tor
ments the dyspeptic almost ceaselessly,
vanish when attacked with Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, that, moreover, annihilates
biliousness, constipation, chills and fever,
kidney complaints and nervousness
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

A WRITER says that an ordinary bectle
can draw twenty times its own weight. 1t
ought to 20 ON the road az Q theatrical star.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

IF you are waiting for something to turn
up, just step on a barrel hoop.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

A.gooD many women who have married
dry goods clerks have got two yards Of illu.
sion as q premium.-P Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

IT does not take very expert artist t
draw party ines.-Pi Pittsburgh Chronicle Tel.
graph.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

THERE is no in Volapuk-so English
you know. You ought to learn it!-Puck
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

GLurToN--one that digs his grave wit
his teeth.-yudge.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

A woMAN's question" What are you 60
ing to trim it whit"
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

SHE" is the name Of rich gold mine
in Africa. It will be difficult matter fol-
men miners to find the pockets in it.-Bos
tom Courier
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

WATER from the river Styx should DO
good material for mucilage and manufact-
urers.-PHck.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

How Ny THROAT HURTS! Why don't you
use Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

WHAT is it gives q cold, cures cold an
pays the doctors bili A draught.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

IT is . queer thing that in the ethics OF
kinship . man usually rushes for his uncle
after bidding goodbye to his ante.-1id.
Bits.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

TIE due is on the rye when man hasn'
paid his whisky bill
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1888-06-07

A DULL speech is Of necessity cherries
affair.-HercA0nt Trassler.