Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1888-01-15

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TEnEaT EvEaToHn.
Two esntisnen we're IN ths depths q
. eioss snd eosadsniisl chat VITA -
editor the o.hsF dag when there wss
ssunssd . esuiIs tap 1t the door. Wilh
sue nsvsr-ehangipg er1h "come inp Of
zee editor tee door sprnsd, and tkefe
Sod Jayanese boz. In ose ara be
held close % hin little dog. sud With
the osheF sand hs polifsiy iift-d nis has.
villa no furtseR fgrnsiitiss be beRsns
III friend HFs4tea , Isnekauwa, work
AZ . ap8Htss reaiaaf4ns. Oas dsy mai
rad msn--come 60 restaurant and say
be gouud btm this dog. He want me
give him Eva dollars. / NJ had hVs
dollars. bas sivs bim three dollars bali.
F0u cat 10 Ne sspspsf fok mas lose this
dog some q RESTAURANT and get btD.n
The editor eucceessa 10 astisfyfse The
yonnR q an, and be gathered 10 the dos,
fepIaoed bis bar. and took his Iesve.
thinking the editor - be closed tbe
door. HIS sVsRy motion vss marked
wTth that mate grace aBd psIitensss
that u 90 compieaeiy q characteristic Of
hfa race. The dog ses little thing Of
diFty bFtnals color, a. is ha4 nfeksl
esliar on, and 10 Was this fa3t that had
made ID possible for tbs hey 20 be i'm
posed upon. As fhs lad Ief5 the room
toe editor tnFnsd 20 his visitors and re-
n sFksd: ID ms you koo~, | think the
Japsmese re the best bearted people,
sulads Of ths ABsFiosns. that inhaolt
tais big Foand world OF ours7"
Late on Friday night my ofiss door
Suddenly opsned aud Ia popped OhsElis
Audersod Wish an air and 40 oveseoat
that told sbeEe be bad iust come from
from over the mountains.
well. here Il yoaE bad psnny seain,"
exsiaimsd be. A. be gave my hand on
cid time wfiDRinR. "HOw are yOu all
over hsre7"
''Os, ws are doing all We osu to kseu
from fres ziaR 70 d-ath no~ Is4y. h5w
are al the folks over Ia Walls Walla,
Charlie Rouse me, should havs ad
dressed you as @ Jlouel O1sFles N. An-
dsEson when you hrst entered. forgot
H."
"Hsvsr mind ti,Iss. / ain't proud.
How are the girls over hert7 Hsvsn't
Aeen aoy! Well then. bow are the boys3
You married yeifa
''No sfr. Are yon7"
I'll Well. no; I snould s1y not. Mat
FifuouiaIiy am like a young lacy /
Onos knew IN q college WAsfe my fstheF
wxs tsse ltug. Sns vas IN elsss that
Vas studyin1 Mgr4i Soieno@, aud sns Of
the chapters 10 their tsxs book wsa
headed Redemption When friend
oas dsy asked nsr how sne Vas getting
on 10 Moral Scisscs, she repiisd: ia.
am past redemption
"Tais town Is she greatest place for
different kinds OF time" remarked
y0aug professional man recently from
Piusbnrg. as b. vas walking along ths
street with a friend the other day.
=" = hen nfst came here | found hardly
two clocks seeViug the same time. Oae
evening | vas walking out Un Madison
street, Wheu / discovered the nice Big
eiosk a. on the Central school. Glsno-
snR 81 my watch. | was delighted 10 ind
that the tsa time pieces agreed exactly.
From THAI time deterNined TO set my
Satoh b. that school time. but on ms
retaFn the same 80 sing, ! aotiesd that
The hands Of she ~ 81 cisek bad n0t
shsnRed their position. Il is only 8
9sinied ol0ek, and Iow am hunting
as0ther standard"
Better stick to the school clock for
youf saaodard," p00poudy suggested
the friend.
why soG"
well, because that clock Is right
twice day anyhow"
The unioa ticket on 20 OF Andrew
Ohil0ers vas appr ,pri8ted as cosveni-
eut headquarters by Youne MAJ from
Portland daring tue pssi week. HIS
nsms l. A. b. ] sekson and he is posses
sor % remarkable paEers-poseFs tnat
Il the7 ooald be prsperiy applied wonld
assure victory 10 aay raciug yaeat us
lnR tbs N no matter how dead the eeln
mat might have overtaken her. Bat
these peculiar endoWmsnts have been
tarned 70 os0sr Uses. He 10 nov tFav-
cling passenger aQent of the Wisconsin
Central llailroa2 With headquarters 81
Portland.
10 oas Of hrs its Of bright efIll
ence" be told about some OF she trlcks
Of bis trade. well sir. had
picnic over in Portland the other DAY.
al the bsSs we're trying TO sell one
poor lady a tcket. she YES loaded
a0wn With bundles and parcels and l
iaat sidled np 10 her, h.lped her 20 Get
Def b1nd!rs % the boat and then totc
neF % look cat for these Other fellows
as every QUE Of them was a couadencs
man. Sne jast gave them feliOws haii
columbia, and By and bg she turned
afoaod sharp like and caaRhl me
iAasbiug ht TO kill myself. Teen she
tarned 90 TOE, sud you better believe
due oat o there In a tory"
"Aa sthsF tms," csntiI ued Ne. Jack
so II fouHd 10 close wofk 20 eaten an
old gray that's What we call emi-
az snts, aud after had sbout exhaust
ID my supply OF pessnasion I TOOK III
he slip OF payer ana said, nov Sc
here SIR, y0n b7s q tisnss over nv iiBe
sod ! Gill give zoe thts cheek aud yes
> collect tafee do.iars on q shen yua
4st Inio OsIcsRo. ls's u sipaeF ha
hey uIh nodsr-tand u eli rlRot sasuak
tue Old fellaS v-nt ou oar road paf
: res \ hss Rot test eSsek ys4. IL
So q eiauk Flsos Of papsr vfse IRE
3xares ~ % H. Wa have 20 vaFk ali |
ksn1 % Gays 10 eet then grave, snd /
sssn't slstp casy u | sno there IL one
Ia tte lonsry I can't ST."
Nobody kaows BY hos mere q chance /
Casa q Dan Bsasan OF tie steamer
itsg u Q1sSey missed tue Opportunity /
of plaeisx hluEself 10 sac pash@sy of /
i4at. dc told TIE Somautic little sfcty /
Ia IL oso Wsy iass Ibafstay evening.
"a e. tee cold satp 10. steamers have
b tsed a. - Hsslef's wharf two aF
insss desp. aus nsE almost auy even
Ing n tae iitile wharf ofhcs cas- De
fOaod q crowd % atcauesGs men Who |
afe prsssre-aly wealthy 10 Aras and
s1psfls1ees- his pariieelsr exsnins
oapta1n On Uss tslilng sons EemisI
se<Bos 10 ~ early c4rerf. And wasn hs
re 10 tnsk psrt wheFa be sad. ~aud
Ensn VS. u Est SaSiDaV, Il oaisaa.s'
b. Wss interrupted by 1notesr uosnaesrt
u the Gs0ap ShO was an Old time Esst
J sRsnsw sAb, sui uha didn't know
6at Csptaia b nson had ever bees
are.
'Yss sir. Ia 1861 I ~sat ~ Z ~ a.s-
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