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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
A Clock Crank.

II have n funny old uncle down IN
New Hampshirc-a crank on clocks"
said Mr.. Fred Richardson. the artist.
Il spent night in h is house not long
ago. and l don't ntcn d to spend an
other there soon. l am ght sleeper.
and when am awakened | have hard
time to get back to sleep. Well. at II
o clock that night was awakened by
the loud, lazy stroke OF an old fashion
ed tall clock in the hall, 1t struck
twelve times and l thought it would
never qn and let mo 90 TO sleep.
had just swooned off in the rection
Of sleep when II nastI little Yankee
clock, with II busy. vii angling knocker.
pelted off twelve more. In few
minutes the sootl mg chime of pretty
French clock pecrcd up through my
bedroom floor from the parlor. | might
have gone to sleep under this influence,
but in a few minutes more the loud,
jangiing voice of another clock in some
other part Of the house drov all sleep
from my eyes. In sheer desperation
/ lay and counted clock after clock I'M
til fifteen of them had each struck IL.
and then, just as had concluded that
was the end Of the procession of noises.
big father cloc K OF all--the one IN the
hall--struck one. and the rest followed
its example.
IN the morning l discovered that
the fifteen clocks we re set just fifteen
minutes apart.
what do you keep your clocks all
set differently for?" / asked.
"'Well. said my uncle. when wake
up in the night like to know what
time it Is. Now. rs l have my clocks
arranged, one of them strikes every
five minutes, so don't have 10 wait
long to find out whether it is time to
get up
He knew the voice of every clock in
the house. and knew W hat time it was
whenever any ono OF them struck -
Chicago Times.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
The Campaign Orator.

1t was his greatest pleasure to crate,
So, to that eud, he ever went a seeking
Some party that would send him through the
state
And let him do its patriotic speaking.
He found, at last, n party that was glad
To pay his way and send him on a mission
To WOO II city, recognized as bad
Because 1t always helped the opposition.
He spoke but once; he then returned and told
The chairman Of the managing committee
He thought that after that he would unfold
His eagles wings within some other city.
The anxious chairman strongly dlsapproved
The plan the speaker had in contemplation.
"Wcre not" the chairman asked, "the people
moved
BY what you said to them In your oratonp
'They were indeed" the orator replied.
~ therefore am some other city seeking;
So moved they were they rose as one and SHE'D
Full many an egg at him who did the
speaking"
This information struck the charmtn dumb
He said, when he again his speech had got
ten:
Pray tell me, sir did you at last succumbi"
'lIow could suck 'em, sir, They all were
rotten"
De" WIDE, Chicago Times.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

~ bile the school is non sectarian,"
she ,nt!nued, lit IS jew sh inidca and
management and is tended chiefly
for the Children OF German. Polish,
Au,ttian and Bulgarian cbrews. We
teach Engl sh, German, Hebrew, the
three RS and the ele Hents of our re.
H. ion, lIc.aturc and history. In
manual matters We try rs far rs we
can to follow the MATURE instincts of
the child. \ number Cf the scholars,
as you have Sc, n, show strong pro
c.ivity for sl.o making, others for print
ing, others Tor Gcometrical games,
others for language and others for
PeakinG, reading, drawing, singing
and 20 usic We are believers IN the
mclhoIs suggested BY Felix Adler in
his Ie lures on the cducat on Of chill
dren.'
The Deborah Day Nursery at No 95
East Eroadway, the Sale d'Asile in
outh Fifth avenue, the Memorial
Nursery at 20 u East Broadway and
the lag religious IS a lishment at No.
3Oj Mu Lcr'y street proved copies of
those yistc with no spec al features
worthy OF l. emit The endless crowds
OF Ii tie ch .dten shovel The pre- sure of
LIE upon t . wo ngm n and women
of the metro oil and the new problems
that await III, piilanthropist and the
legislator.
At the Office OF tae Lharity Organifa.
ton soc ETY. III Lnvers ty place, the
district agent id. ..Unc OF the most
perplcxing Problems we have TO zeal
with is that which inyolle s the chill
drcn of the indus'r Gus poor. Their
parents are bitt rly opposed in most
cases to ask ng for and receiving char
ity, aud prefer putting their offspring
with "a minder' or n a 'miEding
school 10 placing them in day
nursery. Yet tHe latter are scarcely
able TO accoa mediate theincreas NO de-
maGds ulol them. We have on our
lists about thirty OF these institutions
when can prov d. for at least 3 20 :
children. The Cat oiic organizations
h we male similar rovisions, and can
take ga OF as ma Y more: but this is q
mere dap III the L.,c Ct, 10 m-cl tho
d"maNds lhcIe are hundreds OF mind
ers' a d prrva 'mind!rg schuol' dis
trihut, d tout the city which can
a commOdate nom Ne.hildren upward.
TLcy are nd h C,iy II the tenement
dis rict', aud 90, SIS. OF every a,iCnal.
ity OF The day nur cries the b,st |
think ire the ewish; the French II we
Yer, superior one in the allie d'Asile
in Sou h FIT avenue, and The Episco
pal!ens Il numbtr which deserve high
praise.
The public Il oks upon the college vel as
Useless accomplishment but in ter
years when ONE OF the Toys get to the
wadarful banhv
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
The FEAST OF THANKS

Years pass like winds that cease to low,
Like stars that fall from heaven S dome;
BY winds of years, by witt snow
unluenched, still glea IS the lights Of
hOmh.
Among the living or the dead,
q, hearts we love whe e'tr we le.
For you the sacred | ca d Is spread,
The feast of love and ne nofy.
Though hopes and joys like April snow.
MAY melt, though good or grief befall;
For all mans life, for bliss or wee.
Be thanks said at this festival
Old homes, cd hopes, Cd friends, old
days
Wherefr0m full many ason parts
Foo all, for all, 10 God he pr Use,
And most for love ard kindly hearts
N. Y. Sun.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

MuIIIgan says MS gilI has been growing
saucy of late, and wants to show her muscle
Last night she put on the gloves and basted
his wind all out of him, aud now lie don't
know fine win take Bridget to the priest at
all, and told her that She said pa,tscy Car
rigan was more of man, and didn't get blow
ed with one bout. Then she offered to put on
the pants and bet him a new rig she could
kich his suspenders OF four times minute.
well, says he, az watched that girl. and
found she was drinking that Moxie Nerve
Food" Says he, "MoXie or will break the
engagement"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

~ have thee on the hip" cried rheumatism
selling HIS victim and tossing him on a suffer
Ing bed. "Not so, he cried, mot so! Walt
my ancient (, G, just five minutes, until the
boy brings bottle Of salvation oil, then well
see who wins the day."
Patti. 1t Is said, guards herself carefully
against cold. She evidently does not believe
In free concerts, but does believe IN the free
use of DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup, as it he's cureJ
her several times.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

DR.. J. 5. Combs, Owensyillc Ohio, says: 81
have given SCOTS Emulsion Of Cod Liver Oil
with Hypophosphltcs to four patients with
better results than seemed possible with any
remedy. All were hereditary cases of Lung
disease, and advanced to that stage when
Coughs, pain in the chest, frequent breathing,
frequent pulse, fever and EmaciatiOn. All
these cases have increased in weight from 16 to
% lbs, and are not now needing any medicine. >
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
A CITY INFANT INDUSTRY.
How Children are Taught by the
Professional IN nder."
Poverty an 1 Co nfort Compared.

L l. I'll + ARlOUS
are the ways Of
humanity in New
Y o r X city. A
small loom in the
top of a large tene-
mrnt house at Hes
ter anu Allen SITS
whose furniture is
Il t h in, h GLOW
C h C 5 ted, yellow
bearded Russian,
an unhappy and
unhealthy lOokin q
woman, his wife,
a few pine chairs
and tables, a cat
and n dozen chi
dren, This s a sue
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

To the Edtor:-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above
named disease. By its timely use thousands Of
hopeless cases have been permanently cured.
| shall be glad TO send two bottles of my rem.
edy free to any of your readers who have con-
sumption if they will send me their Express
aud p. o. address. Respectfully,
I. A. Slocum, N c., Isl Pearl It,, New York.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

they learn If an, how IN -" $500 $500, an,
from tbnr nIa ,''o'os '' Az. '',rG,S an
s. moth: snnrt'mos hiprm 20 ,o ",'
wbep nv, ,atron, 49,, ~
snrrtimei o., m"rn 6nn 'or' va az" ,hn
cbiIJrn, o.,'-,,t, w nv
GOOD bm,inos', 49, W ot.' n',o
twelve to twenty >, f nTmbir M" NJ, '. .nI
Than !, fnnd ts,ha, rr,,at, ~ Nv" .i i'itJ
t,ngbt rio i';,j nnI ,La T,I1 S 'n,'' "
tLeS not ,r ~ '"o ' "i'iiH . '-u
work - '''0'''" -'' my
A. tbisroi,+ babr :,
Nor III lad I,it%os,' h',',, ;n - ~
woko ~, ,,'J tis,,I,,oa ,-,,,.' ''; ',''o,o
mnscIcs and va, n,r., ,.i ,aS ion Jus
ma wornan IrnnnnI s,,S, o'G Iani i''" y
worL and ,Iron'.,,,fp,I +, i", IT, Let,
hv anTnI.in, -, L,,n W . ~" t"C U"oS
n1correr,,nj7, h 4" ~ h =" ~ "'
Two Sch. i.rs ,'n ,'d :, r no', ',,o ,n
othor a nIJ'n go - '''' "a, 'h1
Stools ~ rho T,ar " an.' Loo,a avn, '"u
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

school," place where working people
can leave their children to be cared for
and educated VIII lie they are away at
their daily toll The few books lying
around the place, dog-eared aud worn,
are either Hebrew or Russ an German
and English are consp cuous by their
absence.
The proprietor, who enjoys the sin
gular name of Oschcr Ascher, welcomed
his callers, while the children looked on
in open-eyed wonder. He speaks fair
German and an English of not so good
a quality. uring his speech be punctu-
ates his sentences with a dry cough that
is eloquent OF the poverty and hardship
OF his surroundings. Translated, his
speech runs:
~ keep Il mindIng school. There are
in my neighborhood thousands of poor
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

Fits: All Fits stopped tres Or. Kline's
Great Nerve RestOrer. No 3 after first
days use Marvellous cures treatise and
81. 60 trial bottle free to fit cases. Send to
DR.. Kline, 93l Arch ST., Pnila, Pa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

This standard
preparation has
by its peculiar
merit and its
wonderful cure
won the conf
dcnct of the
pFople, AMI is
10 day the most
popular blood
Turlne and
!trCngt h ening
M die inc. 1t
cures sc,o ull
salt rl!cun, dys
., psia, head
ache, kidney and
liver complaints
catarrh. rheu
m att SIN, etc
Ee sure you get
Hoods Sarsapl
rfllN which la
peculiar to itself
'rcpire | only By
a Nfag4
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

Free!-To Merchants Only: IN elegant sill
ver-plated Water Pitcher, IroS Il and richly
carved; height 10 inches. Ad, IS at once,
Il. w. Tansill & Co.. 50 State .et, Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

A circle of ropes in the centre Of which
rests lizard with di"m0nd eyes, is an oddly
desigaed sleeve link recently seen.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16


tailOrS, GO b bleIS,
milllners and other
men an d W o III e II
Who work in shops
all day and have no
one at home to mind
their Oh ldrcn, and
little or no means to
educate them. SO
they bring the l. lit
tie ones to me and |
take care OF them
AID teach them the
best | can. What
do | teach? Not very
much perhaps. a
little Hebrew, Il little
, erman, sometimes
Russian, h ow to
count, how TO behave
themselves ! do
notteach English be-
cause | do lot know
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
A PROMINENT FARMER,

LhNfus wear SdthDrfuSc tItys Rhu.s Caiis
on vi. M. Galloway and Makes the
Following Important Statements;
have been afflicted with rheumatism
for 80 years, during which period have
been confined to my bed three weeks at a
time, so helpless that could move neither
hand nor foot Noticing an advertisement
in the Tribune for Hibbard's Rheumatic
Syrup, sold by Nj. NJ, Galloway. pro-
cured bottle, and after taking hree doses
of the medicine, noticed a marked i'm
provement. Am now on my second
bottle. and feel as well as ever in my life.
Having had no return of the disease, can
recommend this medicine to all sufferers
from rheumatism or other blood or kid
ncy troubles. Samuel ii. Reploglc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

In sleeve lnks a Pretty idea is piece OF
hammered gold in the shape "f an almond,
conferred by small Turquoise.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

The Throat Browns Bronchial Troches"
act directly oil the organs of the voice They
have an extraordinary effect in all disorders
of the throat.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

Anew and pretty design for bracelet Is a
hoop Of Etruscan gold, at the top of which
hangs paddock of the same n terial set ON
one side with diamond and sal phIre.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

EuCuS COUNIN, ,. =.
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of the firm OF F. J. Cheney &
Co., doing business in the city of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
VIII pay the sum CT one hundred dollars for
each aud every case Of Catarrh that can not
be cured by the use of Halls Cntarrh Cure.
Frank j. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in nv
presence, this 9th day Of December A. D. S.
lseai A. W. Gleason, Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly upon the blood and mucus sur
faces OF the system. Send for testimonials
free. +. }. Cheney & Co., Toledo. 0. Sold by
Druggists, IS cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
SCIAT TIC A.

:
Mlsery.--It is instructive to note from the
catalogue of diseases that nine-tenths of
fatal cases reach their chronic stage through
stupid indifference to a correct treatment
when the system is first assailed. 1t is easily
shown that thousands OLIVES could be saved
NERVOUS PAINS.
Torture.-For instance: ScIATIcA, which SO
sorely afiiicts the human family, and which
is defined to be neuralgia OF the sciatic
nerve, rheumatism of the hip-joint, or parts
adjoining it hip govt, pains IN the loins and
hips, even in its nlildest form never seizes
its prey without due warning.
SYMPTOMS.
Acute.-Sudden and acute pains in the hin
and loins; redness, swelling, tenderness,
soreness, fever, lameness and sometimes ex.
cruciating pains. The disease rapidly deyel-
ops into chronic or inhammatory stage.
TREATMENT.
Cure.-Rub the parts affected thoroughly and
vigorously with ST. JACOBS on; create n
burning sensation by the friction of rubbing
on the Oil; apply warmth; tianHels wrung
out in hot water.
Sod BY Druggists and Dealers E,eruphere,
The CHARLES A. vOCELER en- Ralti,o,. n.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

A tiny pair of opera-glasscs in gold and blue
enamel makes charming pendant for a lady's
chain
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

In ladies' glove. buttOncrs pretty design is
a hairpin of gold, the bottom of which, bend.
ing. holds by a three inch chain an almond OF
matted gold.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

NJ Mother and daughter examining Christmas
prespresents: Daughter Are both OF these
boXboxes Of candy difierentf" Mother-"No;
peltpelther Is alike. "-HIr e,'s Basar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

Asthma can be cured. ASK your druggist for
Lauy's improved Asthma Powder. Trial free
Hottinger's Pharmacy, LinCOln Park, Chicago
The Howard Publishing Co., Advertisement
in another column, offers liberal inducements
to Bible readers. Read it,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
State of Ohio. CITY Of Toledo. J

In little oXidiZed silver figure of Punch
will be found novelty for wear at the end Of
a lady's vest chain.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

A golden leaf, over which is creeping an
oXidized silver lizard, forms an attractive ash
receiver.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

The public Il oks upon the college vel as
a u'eless accomplishment but in ter
years when ONE OF the toys get to the
woderful handy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
Three Bottles Cure Catarrh.

ELI ROBBINS, Runpdn p. o., Columbia Co..
Pa, says: My daughter had catarrh whey
she was five years old, very badly. i saw DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy advertised, and pro-
cured bottle for her, and soon saw that it
helped her; third bottle effected n perIna-
ncnt cure. She is now eighteen years old and
sound and hearty"
w. N. o. D. NJ. V. XVI. No. s.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

Sod BY Druggists and Dealers Eoeryphere.
The CHARLES A. VoGELER CO., Baltimore. Ma.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
/" Constantly Hawking and Splitting,

THOMAS J. RUSHING, Esq, s3o2 Pine Street,
81. Louis, No., writes: 81 was great sufferer
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking
and splitting, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils. 1
thought nothing could be done for me. Luck
lily, was ADVISED to try DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy, and am now n well man. | believe
IL 10 be the only sure remedy for Cutarrh now
manufactured, and one has only to give it a
fair trial to experience astounding results and
q permanent cure"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16
"Untold Agony from Catarrh.n

UHtUtU tBUIy HfUfU tst1UfTHs"
Prof. w. HAUsSER the famous mesmerist
of Ithaca, ~ Y, writes: "SOme ten years ago
| suffered untold agony from chronic na0al
catarrh. My family physician gave me up as
incurable, and said must die. My case was
such bad one, that every day, towards sun
set my voice would become so hoarse could
barely speak above Il whisper. In the morning
my coughing and clearing of my throat would
almost strangle me. by the use of DR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy, in three months, wac well
man, and the cure has been permanent"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-02-16

D z to So day. Samples worth $50 Free Lines
n "A not under the horse fees. Writ Brewster
~ Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, MIC II.
, 1888-11-03

to fight his own way out of whatever
difficulties he may be placed in, and
were it a mere exploring expedition
with which we are concerned we
might rs calmly await the result as
we did in his great march across the
Continent. But how about EminY
Some step certainly ought to be ta-
ken to ascertain what is his position !;
and to reach him is practically by
this time to reach Mr.. Stanley. Would
it not be possible to do something
from the east coast through that sec
ton ofterritory which is now British
So many Of the members Of the British
East Africa Company are members
of the Emin Relief Committee that,
although the two enterprises are
quite distinct, the company may feel
it to be their duty 10 make, an effort
to reach Fmin. It would certainly
be to the interest of the company to
do so, otherwise they may be fore
stalled by a German expedition, and
so find one Of The most hopeful fields
of their operations taken from them.
Our Government can do nothing !;
the Congo Free State is helpless,
while the position on the Aruwimi
seems hopeless. The responsibility
of taking the next step devolves on
the Relief Committee, who might
very fairly combine the interests of
the British East Africa Company
with the accomplishment OF The OBJ
iect for which money was so freely
subscribed The relief OF Emin
Pasha, aud, as far as practicable, the
rescue Of Mr.. Stanley, il rescue
he requires. The defeat Of his r-ar-
guard is no reason for concluding
that the leader himself has not been
marching on to ultimate victory,
crippled as his resources must be.
Were it not for the other important
interests involved, it might be said
that enough has been done at pre-
sent, and that we must wait for some
positive news either from Emin or
from Mr.. Stanley. But we surmise
the Emin Committee and Ine British
East Africa Company are not like
w 10 take this view Of The situation /;
and, if not, may we Sugge est that it is
not yet too late to seek the help Of
Mr.. Joseph Thomson?
, 1888-11-03
acknowledgements


HENHOLD til Anordning ON
Vievasenet paa St. Croix af Ode
Juni 1884 2 bekjendtgj0res det
herved, at ifolge Overenskomst mel.
lem Colonialraadet og Convene
mentet er ct Stykke Vel i Drowning
ems Kvarter af omtrent 1000 danSke
Fods Langde fra Centerlinien til
Barren Spot Station mellem Plan
tagerne Strawberry Hill o. Barren
Spot optaget blandt de offentlige
Veie.
Gouvernementet for de dansk-vestindiske
Der, st. Croix den 29deOctober 1888.
z. Y. q. Y.
LIMPRICHT.
, 1888-11-03
Bekjendtgiorelse

RFORBINDELSE med Bekjendt-
gj0relse af 4de f. NJ. bringes det
herved til offentlig Kundskab, at fra
1ste n. M. at regne vii den ofe ut
lige Large i Frederiksted, DR..
HAMBURGER, give gratis Con-
~sultation i Hospitalets Consultations
v&relse liver Days Formiddag Kl.
$40. Son og Helligdage %undtagne.
Gouvernements Secretariatet, st. CrOix,
den code October 1888.
LIMPRICHT.
, 1888-11-03
Translation.


PURSUANT to Ordinance Of 9th
June 1884 concerning public
roads in St. Croix ) 2 it is hereby
made known that by agreement be-
tween the Colonial Council and Co.
vernment a road in Queens Quarter,
length about 1000 feet Danish miea-
, 1888-11-03

sure, from the Centre Line to Barren q
Spot Station, running between Els
tates Strawberry Hill and Barren Spot,
has been included among the public
roads.
Government for the Danish West India
Islands, st. Croix the 29th October 1888.
For the acting Vice Governor,
LlMPRICHT,