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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
freshmen and the Republican Ticket.

chicago Citizen.
1t is very hard to see how any man OF
Irish blood or birth, especially is he be
one of the sort that believes in Irish indie
pcndenCc Of any kind. can object to vote
for the party from which cmanated the
platform that was published in the las,
issue of the Citizen, and which may be
found in every journal printed within the
bounds of the American Union. No
document so grand, so comprehensive or
so molly Outspokcn was ever uttered at
the nomination Of any President Of The
United States. The Caucasian who is
still in political bondage in Ireland and
the African who has Just been freed from
his chains in Brazil have both been men
toned in the platform Of the Republican
party; it sympathizcS with the one in hi,
struggle for sell. government, and it con
graduates the other on his achievement
of personal freedom. 1t may he said
that talk is cheap" that platforms are
easily adopted, and that the expression Of
sympathy for Ireland was made by the
Republicans in order to catch the Irish
vote Why, then, did not the other
party try 10 catch the Irish vote by
embodYing such a resolution in its plat
form at st. Louis? 1t merely offered
resolution in avprof home rule, but the
resolution was not embodied in the plat
form Of the party, as it il in the platform
of the Republicans.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
For somebody Elsc,s

DR.. Julia Holmes Smith recently
said: ave have fallen into terrible
fashion, that Of prescribing something
for nothing and everything In this
civilization of ours. which gives men
everything to do and the women so
little we really must expect neuras
thetic women Of desperate nature.
Those people who have large dress
bills to pay will have to practice much
self-denial to carry out the sugges-
.tions which shall make from true
woman's standpoint. Haven't we gone
altogether too much into massage
treatment, electricity, and the rub-a-
dub of such lines of operation. It's
high time to stop putting women to
bed for twenty days or more when
there is absolutely nothing the matter
with them; having doctor, who in the
end feels much more tired than his
patient, call every day, and when at
last he can't stand it any more. sug-
gest, out of sheer despair, trip to
Europe ON The Servia or Etruria and
there spend the summer. It's beau
tiful prescri ption, III admit. But the
real truth of the mater is that ninety
nine out of every 100 of you little
ladies who are Frustrated, are not so
much sick as they are lazy. Let's
begin new treatment. Let us preach
new doc .rine that of doing some
thing that viii pay: drop the piano,
quit taking Delsarte lessons, and get
to work. would not have you, young
women, 90 into sewing societies to
steal the wrrk of the poor women who
depend upon it for their daily bread;
but if YOU have taste for housekeep.
ing be IA housekeeper; and if you will
be foolish enough to be doctor then
work for it; but work What marvels
lazinass will bring forth! Here is your
girl that has tripprd the german day
after day, week after week, without
complaining for it's pieasure--but
WHEEL mother in the morning at 10,
perhaps II o'cock, calls her up our
pretty little lady exclaims, 80, l don't
feel we'll at all this morning, Pm so
drendfully tired. My dear girls you're
lazy. Go to work; do something for
somebody else besides yourself"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
No Choir For Her.

An opera singer. once well known, but
living quietly in Brooklyn just now,
found that her income as music teacher
needed piecing out, SO she applied for the
position of choir singer in local church.
The chairman of the music committee
asked her if she could read music. She
believed she couldn't all event she would
try. So, taking the score that was hand
ed to her. she stood beside the organ and
began to sing. AS her voice swelled
through the church the committee sat
silent and wondering, but when she had
finished the chairman sprang forward and
said: "Oh, no, madam, we can not en-.
gage you"
'Im so sorry" she answered, Il would
like to come"
impossible" said the chairman.
"But will sing for little. Twill come
for 81. 900.
"Ah, madam, we give our leading so.
prano only $500"
She did not join the choir
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
He Won't Have Free Trale.

New York Tribune
William II. Grace, prominent real es
tate dealer in Erloklyn and an active
member of the First Ward Democratic
Association, Of that city, has resigned
from that body on account of the dc clara
tons of the body in favor of free trade,
In letter addressed to tax Collector AlGca
s. Swan, president of the Association,
Mr.. Grace says:
When the high protective tariff of
1928 was enacted under the first admins.
tration Of Jackson, Calhoun rcpudiatcd
the law and called a State convention of
his so-callcd Democracy TO sustain him
1t passed resolutions doing So. We all
know what short work jackson made of
that convention. jackson was n greater
protcctionist than Henry Clay. and on it
he was elected. and his policy brought
the country great prosperity. After Jack,
sons death the Calhoun school prevailed
and Southern leaders prepared the plat.
forms up to the rebellion. Southern
leaders of the same school and ideas are
in control again. 1t was "A Southern Cal
houn Golden Club Democrat who wrote
the Democratic platforms in 1876 and
1888. The first did not prevail; neither
shall the second. They are both un-Amcr.
lean, hostile alike to our property and
industrial independence. | regard the
Chicago platform as the most positive
comprehensive and bencticcnt declaration
Of principles ever made by any one party
in this republic. Ii will take rank second
only to the Declaration Of Independence.
The issue makes it campaign IF prnci
pies and not of men. The Republican
platform can be maintained on the prin
ciple of protection for the sake Of protec
ton; not as an expectancy, but rs an
actual permanent necessity to advance
and improve the social, material, mora
and intellectual condition of the people
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
,luced. he voted for Il. He has nevc, II.


tered word in favor OF the idea of I'M
restricted immigration from China or any
other country; but he has often declared
notably with regard to the Importation
OF contrac. labor-that our laws Should
be 50 adjusted as to protect. American
workiDgmen of all kinds against unjust
and unfair foreign competition.
As matter of fact. however, the Chi
nese issue is an exploded one. The Pacific
Coast has obtained all it wants in that
connection, and has no test to apply 10
candidates on the question of Chinese i'm.
migration. What the people out there
are most interested in now is not the OK.
clusion of Chinese labor. but Of Chinese
and other foreign products which the
Democratic party proposes to admit free
Of duty. or mt such a reduction of duties
as would prove disastrous TO local inter
esis. On that question, they know Gen
Harrison to be thoroughly correct and re
liable. They satisfied themselves con
corning his tariff views before he was
nominated. and manifested their faith in
him by helping to nominate him. All OF
their delegates but three voted for him in
preference to any of the other candidates
after Mr. Blaine was finally abandoned
Such action would not have been taken if
there had been any reason to doubt that
he would be entirely acceptable on the
Pacific Coast; and all the reports from
that quarter since the adjournment of the
Convention are to the effect that tbs pco-
pie are delighted with the selcction. The
result of the recent State election in Ore
gon may be regarded as demonstration
of the feeling which exists in all the Pa
cific States. These States have direct
and vital interest in the maintenanca Of
protective tariff duties. Their product,
are such as have value only by reason OF
the tax which shuts out foreign goods Of
the same description, and thus insureS
decent wages to their laborers. I hey
fully understand that the reelection o!
Mr.. Cleveland implies the surrender OF
this indispensable advantage; and there
fore they are against him, and in favor #
the man who says: ~ believe the princi-
pie of protection to American industry is
well established and well defended by the
truths of political economy and by the
duties Of patriotism"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
THE YOUNG PEOPLE.
Boys DO Kind to All For Somebody
~ Else Babyhood Etc.
NY Sweetheart.

" NY swecthcart.
1, too, nave n sweetheart. Pray cease
your deIiding; t
You were singing last night, "Love
can never grow old;'
Do you think just because my old poll
is so frosty E. ....
My pulses are sluggish, my heart has
grown cold?
Well, well, laugh away, care not for
your ,eerIng, .r .s ....... .. H..
have my one sweetheart, my dainti-
est dear;
When she comes through the meadow
grass singing so gayly,
The birds cease their carolinG only to
hear. "'....
The grasses wave around her, the bios
SONS bow to her,
All doing her homage, all kissing her
feet,
And wild timid creatures in woodland
reCeSSeS
Lose fear at her comming and leave
their retreat.
She is rich, and her wealth without stint,
without measure.
She wears in her tresses' bright SHIN
mering gold;
She has pearls whitest pearls, and her
red lips disclose them
When the smiles chase the dimples her
rosy checks hold.
With eyelids half shut, l can see she's
debating
As TO whether sleep, with a comical
quiz;
l smile, and her white arms fly up in q
twinkling,
And her face is laid close to my wrink-
led old phiz.
o, she is my sweetheart, my merriest OF
maidens,
And how much / love her | never can
say;
She's my darling, my pride, and my life's
greatest blessing,
Her age! DO you ask it? She is Q
come next May.
Boston Transcript.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
The Last Show.

as there anything you can leave off
the bill of farc?' asked careful land.
lord of his steward
mo, sir; Eve marked Off most of the
dishes now. and have added the salt and
pepper to the list of dishes
Have you announced that all meals
sent to rooms would be charged extray'
Il haye. sir"
'And that guests are not allowed to
take fruit from the tablc!"
Eyes, sir"
You might add that no second order
will be filled
cts done, sir.
''Then that is all. unless you speak Of
the toothpicks We mustn't be too par
ticular in serving the public. You Can
mark the toothpicks free"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
Wouldn't Shit Her.

A well known theatrical manager IN
the city says the San Francisco Chronicle,
has just gone to Housekeeping. lie has
a cook whose only fault is she dCspiscs
the theater. 1t hurts his feelings, but
she's a great cook ana an eXccllant ser
want. But he cant get her to go to his
theater. She turns up her nose at seats
in the dress circle, and even private box
has no temptation for her. The other
day the mistress asked he" if she did not
want to see play.
No, ay you phase, don't care for it at
all, at ALL.
II will give you two nice seats, and
you must get friend and GO ..
An sure ma'am, what for should
go? To see them make love and ilop
over and die Sure maam. it would
make me sick to my stomach, an
wouldn't be fit for any work for two
days after it ma'am." ...
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
ANGELICA

Fair is my love, SO fair,
Ishudder with the sense
or what light the world would lose
Could she go hence.
Ewee. is my love, so sweet
The leaves that, fold on fold, q
swathe up he orders of the rose,
Less sweetness hold.
True Is my love, so true;
Her heart is mine alone,
The music OF its rhythmic beat
Throbs through my own.
Dear lie my love, go dear,
If tut hear her name,
Ny eyes with tears OF rapture swim,
Ny cheek Is fame.
Spare her, immortal, spare,
It'll all our days are done,
Your heaven is full of angel forms,
Mine holds but one.
= William Sanger.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
Harrison on the Chinese Question.

NJ LOUIS UIoDt DcmOcIat
The record of Gen. Harrison on the
Chinese question is short. simple and easy
to yindicate. In 1882 when the Chinese
exclusion bill was before the Senate, he
voted against il, not on the theory that
the Chinese should be allowed TO come to
this country in as large numbers as they
pleased, but on the ground that il was in
violation of existing treaty obligations.
His position was logically sound, and was
sustained by the Senate. and has since
been Endorsed by every President and
Secretary of State, including Mr.. Cleve.
land and Mr.. Rayard, Two years later,
he refrained from voting against a SINH.
lar bill: and In 1886. when bill Of like
general tenor, but not so Objectionable
from legal point of view, was intro
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
A Clear Issue and Square Fight.

Philadelphia Pres.
Protection is pitted at last against free
trade. There is no lodging this year. A
clear issue and square fight is before Thu
land. A man must be on one side or the
other at last. lie cannot be on both, as
too often in the past.
We rejoice and are glad with exceeding
joy. We want nothing more, aud we
will take nothing less We are sick of
long years Of double-faced pleas. The
Republican platform, the best party
creed heard by the land in many long
day, takes the President and his party al
his word They stand for free trade and
nothing less. The Republican party stands
tor protection and all it means.
From now on let us have no more ehaff
of rates and figures Of this tariff or that
1t is not fight of bills, but of systems
1t is not pitahle wranGlc uf interests
but the shock Of battle between opposing
principles Of national life.
Let the way be clear and the word go
forth. Wcknow protection. The smoke
Of its furnace is in our valleys and the
whir of its spindles by running streams.
1t has filled long streets with the homes
of labor and brought wealth to the fur
rows of the farmer. II has Smitten the
rock Of national resources, and out If it
has come prosperity. 1t has breaihed
upon labor, and the workman has claimed
aud had such wages, such homes and
such happiness as the world hath not
elsewhere seen.
We welcome long campaign. In which
all the work Of free trade and a low tariff
shall also be known. Let the land be
told how, in its years of rule, neither
sheep flock nor iron furnace multiplied.
Let it learn that wages were low and
feed high. Let it learn how national
credit fell and private credit was shat.
tered. Let English farms failing from
the plow, aud English hands failing for
lack of work, tell the story of its full and
perfect WORK.
When this is known, and all known.
let the people decide. and the land shall
have peace for many years. With a
clear issue and a square fight, the battle
need be fou"ht IN, rTcc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

Their consumption has now become enUr
nous. Life and business competition Is las
and furious, and people are always wear,
from it. Under this pressure people are try
ing to mitigate tie i'll effects of these habits
by using something harmless and truly use .ul
The chemists and courts have finally settled
the matter in the struggle over the Moxie
and it has come ont Of the enormous mass O.
injurious beverages unscathed. They sell
75c. bottle of syrup, that with ice waite
makes seventy-tve drinks of rich beverage
At druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

The Democratic Territorial Convention
at jamestown. Dakota, nominated fol
delegate to congress John ] Hardin, OF
Jerauld county. The resolutions declare
for the admission Of the Territory as one
State, but with provision for sub
mission Of the question Of division to q
vote OF the people Hardin is a divisionlst
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

The Republican National Executive
Committee chose J. S. GARRISON, OF
Iowa, temporary chairman. The com
mttee then elected w. w. Dudley, of
Indiana. treasurer, and Col. Ii. L.
Swords of Iowa. sergeant at arms Mrs.
Foster addressed the committee on her
plan of organizing woman's Republican
clubs, which was favorably considered.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
S25 SOLID GOLD MATCH EREEI

splendid, solid geld hunting
$ that prcs The w merien until lately
could he pur than si We have both la
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ONE FS sSSS in each locality one Of thrss
elegant watches absolutely 81. ih"so watches bo
depended only sod gold bat standing tho
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ask how this unri offer possible We nnScrve wan.
person in each ocRy terp in their homes aud show 10
those who ral complete no of vaiushs and useful
HOUSEHOLD SNMrLEs; these sauPles. well the watch,
send ABSOLUTELY FREE aud after have kept them in
your home for months, and shawn thru to those who
have called they become entirely own prnpcuy II IS pos
shle make this offer, scndng the Solid Gold
Watch End urEs line Of valuable samples FRfE. for the
that The showing ofhe samples In any lorny always
results in large tradr for sfcr samples have been in
locality month two, usually get from t1 to
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TO at will receive great benefit for sc1rry any work
irouhe This tho remarkable and liberal otter
known, made In order that valuable Household Samples
I've placed where they be all Ancd
reader will he hardly trouble for show Them to
hno who call at home and your reward will be most
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cent and H. you know ALL you do not TO further
why Is done But # do ssnd your address at
secure, FREE, An ELEGANT SIS, SOLID GOLD
HuSTS"CAsE warren and our large complete hne Of vsu-
lbe IIorsEHnLD SAMPLES We all eIprsss freight, etc.
Address, SrISsOs co., Eox l6s Portland, Asiue-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

Some hens eggs that were accidentally
covered up by some men blowing at Petal,
una, Cal, last summer. were PATCHED by the
heat of the sun upon the earth, and the noise
made by the chicks led to their discovery anC
release
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
Mrs. Hav,ev is getting IN excellent

Mrs. Hawley is getting an excellent
insite into rican politics and a
large acquaintance among American
public men the former through at
tending to l.rge part of her hus-
bands private correspondence and the
latter through her position in Wash
ington society, in which she has al
ready become one of the leading and
popular figures.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

The boys who recently went to Bur
lington, Ia, to attend Elliotts Business
College are well pleased and commend
the school highly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

GLOW can we keep the girls on the FARM
asks an agricultural exchange. About the
only way we can think of is to hire dude to
hang around and look sweet
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for CaStoria,
When Glie became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

Teachers during vacation. farmers som
when work is slack on the farm, and am
Others not fully AM protitahy employed car
learn something t. their advantage by apply
ing to u. +. johnson IL Co., 1909 Main St.
Richmond Va.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

The foundation of all happiness is health
A man with an imperfect digestion may be {
millionaire. may be the husband Of an ange
and the father of half dozen Cherubs, anC
yet be miserable if he be troubled with d spep
sia, or any or the disorders arising from i'm.
perfect digestion or sluggish liver. Or
Pierce's Pleasant IurgaLiye Pellets are the
safest and surcst remcdy for these mOrhiC
conditions. Being purely vegetable, they are
perfectly harmless
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

DIR. Dye. Of Jessup, Ga, has u COW that i!
perfectly hairless throughout the spring anG
summer, and only puts her coat on at the be
ginning OF the fall.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

Minister am going up to Chicago to-day
Deacon Jones. lad a call last night. and
Deacon Jones absent mindcdly)-What did
YOU hold?
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
Warm Weather

Often extreme tired feeling and dsoilty, and
In the weakened condition of the system. diseases
arising from impare blood are liable to appear To
gain strcasth to overcome disease, ana to purif,
yitalize. and enrich the blood take Hoods sarsapar
MA which is peculiarly adapted to tho needs OF tho
body at this season.
"when took Hoods Sarsaparils that heavlness
in my stomach left; the dizziness in my head and
the gloomy, Respondent feeling disappeared. be-
gan to get stronger, my booi gained better circula
ton the coIdness in my hands and feet left me, and
my kidneys do not bother ms as before. o.
HULL, Attorney-at-Law, Millersburg, o.
Hoods Sarsapari!la
Sold by all drugzlstA 81; six for S. Prepared only
BY c. /. HOOD q CO, Apothecaries, Lowell Mass
100 Doses One Dollar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

pdil vi
''rhen let the moon usurp the rule of day,
And winking tapers show the sun his way;
For what my senses can prcceive,
need no revelation to believe"
Ladies' suffering from any of the weaknesses
or ailments peculiar to their sex, and who
will use DR.. Pierce's Fayorte Prescription ac-
cording to directions, will experience genu-
inc rcge'daon in the benefit they will receive.
Ii Is positive cure for the most complicated
and obstinate case of lcucorrhea. excessive
flowing, painful menstruatiOn. unnatural sup
pressions, pfolapsus, or falling of the womb,
weak back, .female Weakness" anteyerson,
retroversion, bearing sensations, chronic
congestion, Inflammation aud liberation Of
the womb, Inflammation, pain and tenderness
In ovaries, accompanied with ''internal heat. "
A mass of copper weighing about twenty
tons has been found at Copper Falls, Mich,
and is being cut up into northumberland
chuuka
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
SKIN and EL00D DISEASES

SklN and ELUUD DISENSGS
quickly and permanently cured by using
e, 3. E. Botanic Blood Balm) the
wonderful Blood Purifier and Tonic.
Large sized bottles $l.00 6 for $500. All
Druggists or sent free on receipt of price.
BLooD EALM CO., Atlanta, Ga.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02
a ss..svsrss APPROPRIATELY

Will never he offered. A I'ano bought for less than
bee ntcd. No than $50 members will he
accepted Send in NoUr at Nrie for full
part cuials. AGENTS WANTED.
-. r.. lAJYETT, Manager.
ST IpCEpII
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

Thousands of cures follow the use of DR..
Sagels Catarrh llenIedy. 30 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-08-02

DR. RspwkY-I have 10 year, been trnuh G With
spePsia and Liver onpa nj nj uurd u TIE
relief until gOi Nour HIS, and hes ma pHrf-"
cure. They ~ toe lie ( mPdiclnc lytr mad ia M
WILLIAM NOONAN,
Blanchard. M,ca.