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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
dyspepsia ana Liver Complaint.

Is it not worth the small price Of Is cents
to free yourself of every symptom of these
distressing complaints, if you think SO call
at our store and get a bottle of Shilohs
Vitalizer. Every bottle has printed guar
antee on ii. Use accordingly, and il it does
you no good it will cost you nothing. Sold
by T. d. Thomas, Lehighton, w. Biery
Weissport.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

Many an otherwise handsome face is dis
figured with pimples aud blotches, caused
by humor in the blood, which may he
thoroughly eradicated by the use of Ayers
Sarsapari!la. 1t is the safest blood med
cine in the market, being entirely free from
arsenic or any delelerious drug.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
shiloh's Consumption Cure.

No. l. This is beyond question the most
successful Cough Medicine we have ever
sold, few doses invariably cures the worst
cases of Cough, Group, and Bronchitis, while
it's wonderful success in the cure OF Con-
sumption is without parallel in the history
Of medicine. Since it's first discovery il
has been sold on guarantee, a test which
no other medicine can stand. If you have
Cough we earnestly ask you to try it.
Price 10 cents, so cents, and 81, If your
lungs are sore, Chest or Back lame use
Shiloh's Porous Pasters. Sold by r. d.
Thomas, Lehighton, & w. Biery Weissporl
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
Oh, What a Cough.

Will you heed the warning. The signal
perhaps Of the sure approach of that more
terrible disease, Consumption. Ask your
selves il You can afford for the sake Of saw
ing 80 cents, to run the risk and do nothing
for it. We know from experience that
Shiloh's Cure will cure your cough. 1t
never fails. This explains why more than
a Million Bottles were sold the past year.
Ii relieves Group, and whooping cough al
once Mothers do not be without it. For
lame back, side or chest, use Shilohs Por.
Gus Plaster. Sold by 4. ID. Thomas, Le-
highton, w. Biery Weisspor.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
Buoklen's Arnica saiye.

The best salve in the world tor cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem. fever sores,
letter, chapped hands. chilbains, corns.
and all skin eruptions, and positively cures
piles, or no pay required 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
unded. Price 25c. per box. at Thomas
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

"A man having bought 1000 Hayans
cigars was asked what he was carrying
Tickets to course of lectures to be giver
by my wife, he replied.
Smith deaf: What is the matter
Jones?' Jones: I've got the headache.
Smith, who mistook it for the toothache
'Why don't you haye it filed?'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

According to tae decision of medical
men, it is doubtful If anybody was ever
buriel alive in this country. This is en-
couraging, and ii Is very creditable to the
profession for the thoroug manner in which
they do their work.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

He, cautiously; What would you do
Fannie, If were to kiss youP' Fannie:
Nothing, Harry. What would there be
for me to do9 You could attend to it
couldn't You2'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

Customer to head waiter: Here, sir,
this clumsy fellow has spilled over half OF
my cup of tea down my back Head
waiter, sternly, to clumsy waiter: bring
this gentleman full cup Of tea, instantly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

II can't imagine how you can dislike
work; to me it's real enjoyment said the
father to his lazy son. Yes, pa was the
Gulleless response, but don't want 10
give myself wholly up TO pleasure
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

Woman, to tramp: "How's the soupP'
Tramp: "'Tain't quite strong enough
ma'am. l wish you would wash few
more dishes in 1t.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

"A good many fables begin Once on a
time Oddly enough, too, when married
men have once been on time they are ap,
to invent tables.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

There are two periods in a woman's
life when she does not talk. When one is
we never knew, and the other we have fol-
gotten.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08

Hoods Sarsaparilla cures catarrh by ex-
peling impurity from the blood, which is
The cause of the complaint. Give II a trial.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1888-12-08
"TrY Ayers Pills"

For Rheumatism, Neuralgia, aud Gout
Stephen Lansing, Of Yonkers, n. "
SAYS Recommended as cure Tor
chronic Costiveness, Ayers Pills have
relieved Inc from that trouble and also
from Gout. II every victim of this dis
ease would heed only three words OF
mine, could Danish Gout from the land.
These words would be e-'Try Ayers
Pills."
"By the use Of Ayers Pills alone,
cured myseif permanently of rheuina-
tism which had troubled me several
months. These Pills are at once harmless
and effectual, and, / believe, would
prove a specific in all cases of incipient
Rheum atism.
No medicine could have served ME in
better stead" &C. q, Rock, Corner,
Avoyelles Parish, La.
c. f. Hopkins, Nevada City, writes
"I have used Ayers Pills for sixteen
years, and think they are the best rms
In the world. We keep box oil theM
in the house all the time. They have
cured me of sick headache and neuralgia.
Since taking Ayers Pills, | have been
free from these complaints"
az have derived great benefit. from
Ayers Pills. Five years ago was
taken so in with rheumatism thet ! was
unable to do any work. 1 took three
boxes of Ayers Pills and was entirely
cured. Since that time ! am never
without box of these pills" - Peter
Christensen, Sherwood, Wis.
Ayers CathartiC Pills,
PREPARED by
Or. j. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicine.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
Sunmpre.

= Der Sturm ipeIder am Iebten
DOnnerfas iiber ben 9rbBersn GbeiI
Der Ser. Staten iid perbreitete, rids
tete aud bier unBebeuren S9aben an.
gllIes ipas nur burb g9aHer Seritbrbar
mar, ipurbe mebr poer tpeniser fdper
beidaeist ooer edn3lid seritBrt. Die
Straben purben ftir6terli6 peripabIt,
ioirie aud Seitenips8e. 9G6er ipurs
ben abgeriiien, uno msbrere @ebdube
limb infoIse gcIhtpd6ter Wtauern, benz
3uIammeniturS nabe. SIM san3en ges
npmmen, ipar es Der f9Iimmite Sturm
ben iuir in Ian8en Sabren bier batten.
= Ole Borough 9OIissi iins am
Samitag ben @efauenibboeeI Smith
SimpIou ein. 9erlilbe beraubte Dor
sipei Monateu Sas 9ofamt BEL Susgues
tunHa nm GOIeeeI4misSe int @ertbc
bon 1925.
= Better 8urt9art, elm o. 8. & SO.
9remisr, unb iiber beHen 8srIsbune
ipir sur 3eit beribteten, itarb am Spnns
tag in ieiuer Seimatb bel 9lap glug.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
g3pu 0etersbura.

Der Stord beidsntte bic GbeIeute
Ibeobor Ylttad am 0ieuitag Moreen
nit elmer trdftiBen 9o9ter.
= stter. Dds bate am Rontaa bas
llnsftid, ii6 bur9 eincn Sprensfdub
bas 8ein ;u bre6en. Dds arbeitete in
benz SO. l Sha6t Der 9enn. 3obIen
Gompanie, un6 bate einsn SduB ans
9e;iinSet, berielbs entbrannte iebo6
nidt. 9araufbin sinB Dds an bic
SteIIe, um nad5uieben, Der Sdub ents
brannte uno bic &obIen itberi6atteten
ben Wtann. Gr erbieIt nod anbere
8erIebun9en, bauptIahlid einen sers
9uetiAten Singer unp g9unben i'm Gee
ii9t.
= 8utfder GnseI Bat fein @ei9dft
an 8einbart Grumberger bertauft, unb
pirb Itbterer feinen 2aben in 8dtbe
8eecntter Der iueiben Girde bsrIesen.
= SER @atrous, Ger bieiise tepus
bIitanilde S9uIeircitor, itimmte am
Niontag 9lbenb init 6en 9empfraten.
Surrd fit ben RepubItanismus I!
- Bum 9efen Der ScnntassfduIe
Der beuti6en Yresbpterianer 8emeinbe
bon 9eterSburs 90. @ar6) finbet am
l6. glusuit in g8ablers' 6armonie @arz
ten Elm pic Sic bsi gutter Muiif itatt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
9aerfet.

= 3ebn 9OIsb6uIer Der DdIdaft
@IaSe Stun BEL 9garren Ya., brannten
am 9onnerItas gIbsnb nieSer. Sur
benz Ginsreifen Der Seueripsbr eus
@arren 1T bic GrbaItung ber Drtldaft
su berbantsn. Der S9absn betrdst
$4,000.
- Cine tIeine 8ernedIeIune bate
in Buds County beinabe bas 2sten els
mes 8auern Aamens limos aetoIiet.
Sobn WilIiams, Captain eines GanaIs
bootes, iob siipas, bas er fiir cine 0ns
ssIihsude belt, un6 I6ob earnadj, un,
su feben, OBJ er lie trsffen tonne. 81
faunte aber nidt ipsnis, su lsten, pie
Ie plbbIid 2ebsn bstam, ibm na6eiIte
nn6 ibn ipdtsr tpesen ,,9lneriffs nit be,
abfdt su t6eten" perbafien feb,
stmos 1T empbrt bariiber bab CT fiji
cine Soaeli6eu4e ssbaIten iuurbe.
pGT8 8efsat bas ,,@obenbIalt"-ei
sntbaIt ale Ra9riatsn-nur $500.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
Nunlnler 28.
Gpbe Warfer Motisen.

n@- Siite, 8appen, Semben etc. Be
9ramsr, 429 GeSar Gpenue.
@s fpirb teIesraptifb bon @ai6.
ington 8emeIbet, baB SOfepb 9anis.
bon Ssbe Bari, tpdbrenb er iid in einem
SIub babete, ertrani. Gr ipar 9eutes
nant in Der SaIpation 9trmb in 8aibs
instpn, unb Sobn bon Sobn 9abis bon
SadIon Strabe babier.
- Srau Sobn RcDonaIb bon Grcp
Strabe befab iih am Wiitttpp6 bic
8araee, iparo pl6bli6 bon Der gotie
tefaIIen une itarb am 0onneritag.
= MiIdmann Senrp 9urI6eI IdBt
um fein Gisentbum all ber Gde bon
9ampton ilno 9ieunter Strabe einen
babIden eiierneu 3aun erri9ten.
-6rau Safob Gsi6ert befinSet lid
auf 8eiud in gItIantie Gitp.
= gIae aeibeuten bic ton rbeuma.
tiiden Sdmersen sepIast Fnb, ipereen
erfudt einmaI cine SlaIde 81. SafobS
Oel Su gebrauben. Si9ere 0eilung
pirb bic 5OIee iein.
-Sranf 8adus bon 6Gnfler StraBe
ipurbe an 9onneritas ipeesn MibbanS.
lung ieiner 6rau berbaftet. 3is 6rau
1T 8efdbrIid perIebt.
= Cine stn3abl bisiiser 9trser ipoIs
len nun cine GlettriIde 2idt So. griins
ben unO Toa bas 4rOiett quite ausii6t
auf grfpIS Raben.
= Stm 9icnitag Morgsn Itarb 8aIs
ter @bWarb, iiinaIter Spbn bon sInbreas
unb Gillette 9riltlp, i'm 9lIter bon 90
Monaten. DaS 9e9r6bniB finSet beute
(GpnneritaB) Mor8sn UNI 9 ubr bon
Der Wpbnun8 9lp. 1915 SpetIanb
StraBe, itatt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
gns bern eseren ghn1e.

Die Del. & $. S5euer su Slough
unb Geabp irugbe iudbren6 oes tiisIis
den SturmeS bonn 8Iise getroifen unb
brannte nebIt SubaIt nieber.
Slm Gonnerltag 9la6mittas, in
elmer llnsariiaen Sneipe in SeiIup,
wurbe bem goIdnSer gtnereas 0aneoitp
pdbreno elmer Hauferei sipilden brsi
ieiner 2anosleuts unb bier llnBarn, nit
einem Ilumpfeu Snitlumsnte Der Sdds
bel eingeIdiaeen unb itarb eerieIbe am
5rsitag an ieiuen 8srIssuusen. Goros
ner Burnett fudte Die nit benz Mlorb
pertunbsnsu 3batiadsn feitsuitsuen,
aber bic 2anbSleate Der 9etbeiIigten
gaben ibm feline 9tusimit. Derienise
Der ben GoeesidIas aessben baben fol-,
lit eniiloteu, bod pur6eu Sohn Sripap,
gnbreas 9umistep unO WlidaeI OIunid.
aIS 9bsiInsbmer oss Wiorbss arretirt.
= Coroner Burnett belt am Wons
tag einsn SuaaeIt iitsr bic 2eide eeS
ermcrbeten SobR @aucosfp, ipslder an
lsBtsn 3onneritas bel Seilup ieineu %
Tane. Der gSabripru9 Der goruners
Surp Iautete, baB @ancostp 3u feinsm
Too fam, ineem CT getreteu unb nit
Steinen un6 9nappel sefaIasen purSe.
Sanab 9sseptpmsfi, glnbrefp Gpmmisfi,
0lite DIaniB un6 Sobn Spripat iinS
bon Der eurp ais ole M6rber beIeidnet.
2eseoipinsti III ssfldAlet, Die anSerm
| iissn i'm @sfdnsuib.
GarboubaIe. -Dur9 einen Gtur, Der
9ede in Ret 9SiIion Greef @rube nate
@arbonbaIe, ipuree am Nlontds blr
Miuer 4atrid Serbian eei6btet.
= ScbnIonS Store uno sipsi all.
arenSeuSe Sdeuern pureen am 9lbenb
6ss 4. in gidoIiOn ssriiSrt. Dos
5suer bebrobte bic sanse Staot, bod
ipurbe ss Surds barte @rbsit Der 9arsel
nit ptisem GrfoIs esIbidt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12

= Der ,,GlepsIanb anseiser", bes
mpIratiI9, brin8t fpIsenbes ilber Sars
riion, iueIdes Benefit, baB berieIbe
ni9t elm 9lrbeiterfsinb lit, tpie Die mel:
fen 9emofratiiden 3eitunsen bas Bolt
glauben MAIDEN ppuen:
Sin 2beil Der RrsiIs fdeint aIIerSinss
2uIt su batsu, ben republifaniiden
,,8annertrdser" psribnIi9 ala Arbsis
terfeino umb 8efiirporter Der Gbineisns
einfubr an;uBreifen, inoehen treten bic
maBsebenben bemotratii9en unb Mu9s
ipumps 9eitunsen benz enteeeen. Snrs
riion itano i'm Sabre 1877 an Der Spite
elmer 0iiliSeompasnie, tpelde eiipaige
Riotberiube i'm &eime eritiden tpOlIte.
ST mar aber sIei6seitis 0iitsIie6 Der
Gcmmiiiion, bic ;ipiiden ben ftrifsnben
9abuarbeitern uno ben 8abnseleaI6afs
ten su nermitteln Iuhte, unb es pirS
ibm na4seiaet, haB CT iib Mtbe CAB.
mbsIidIt siinilise 8ebinBuneen fir biz
arbeiter ;u eriuirteu. g8as 6arrilonl
| ,,8eeoro" in Der Gbineienfrase anbe.
trifit, 70 braudt er iib besieIben sIei9.
fails pidt su iddmen. gr itimmtC
niht fir bic unterfdieeslpIe 9uIa1unf
9ineiiiher &uIis, ionoern er CAB nul
bsr NnIidt stuserud, eaB 8eIGuIt,
6ineiifde Sanbperfer, bic nabweislid
auf eisene Soften reiien, in Die Ser
Staaten bereinaeIaHen perben icllten
0esBleiden ipollte CT ni9t alien Gbine
| fen bas Aedt abIprsden, 9drger eieTe
2unoes su iperesn. Ob man tbm ea
in BEN 8aeiiirltaaten perseiben puf
Iabt iid hpn bier aus nidt beurtbeilen
Sn allen anberen 2anoestbsiIen abe
pir6 idiperlid irssnS Elm biIIig benten
eer Meni6 bem Grs Senator einen 8pr
iuurf earauS MAIDEN, bab in ieinen all
gen bic @Rineien ,,BelpihermaBsn aut
Msni6en" iinD.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
@cranton, Ya. 0Onneritag, ben f. SuIi 1888.

Mdrfti Siraet; tann In liibIiili&sr Ri6iuns
fntlang 9Btlf Wfarfst Strdbt nugttdbr lfds-
Ntu Gub su bem Gdt hes @ebduees bstst9ntt
als anfangepunf.. 8erbfIisrt nit tiutni sipfI-
fSdatm trijernsn @ft1utf, ii tti az SuB,
uub einsm spe,fSdissm bSllernfn Stall uH'
gffihr 90 bel 35 6ub.
Nlit 9tiblag belssi unb in Grsfuticn &c.
nrninien auf bic alaat Ron Schn Strnipn &C.
gen 0forgf gB. Miafr aeminiffratci hfs
bsrn Gbmunb Wtarts. S6ulb $5f0.42.
9utgmsnt so. 1888. on. 3. 1888. 81. ia.
HO. 50 Oft. 3. 1888.
@iiniftr s BsIIts, gnpaIis.
8frner:
Me, 7.-aaf tic Rt6ts, 5iisl uub 9nisrsien
ets 8trflasteu In uno aaf al bic gfpiIIf
Stnde cttr plrstlf 2anh, ssisssn in hsr
fl. 9parb Ter Slabt Gndntcu, Sadapanna
Gpunis unb Sidat pfnnislpania, asisatu an
brr libli6rn Ssitr ron Spttlaub Sirabt. be-
artn,t une btldrisbsn pie foIat: sln .eer
uGrbihsn Geits ron bfnanntfr Smstldne
Sfrabe, an Der Saibsn Stite bon e1nern
pon q. MeGann, an hr fiibli6en Sfitt Won
q. 9. eaRun, unh auf esr mtItlidfn Seite
BON gdnban BON Wlrs. Glen gcreoran: BE-
nannis Got 1T unssf6br pirgis C400 6uB brtft,
an g5rcnt unb bintfHn Ssitf, une einbunesrt
nRb strfi une tinfjfg tf52l 6uB 3ltfe mfpr
cbr psuiaer. limb III eies eaiTslts eane,
iibtriraesn Don @torss 9iHbad, S6aBmsiifsr
ron eadanduna County. an Gillette BriltIaY,
bur6 Deb tatirt 9uni 80. 1891. Nllss ptr-
bslTtri nit rinsni iwdf6disfH tSlinntm 6't'
baues nit anbans unb Rstsnsetduoeu.
g1t 8tl6lag belsgt unb In Grtfuiica at-
npmmtn auf tie 9lagf pen enet & Sbcsmafsr
asgtn gIneup 9riilsy ST.. SAulp si53.2i.
ii. ia. Rc. 3 OF. Z. 1888. Dtsaleidsu,
Dieiflbe eeatn Dsnislben. S6nlo $63.f0.
3utsmtni SO. 1853 Sanuar :. 1887. 81. ia.
9fp. 4 Oft Z. 1873.
S6urtlsff, sInpaIt
ga has senannte Gissntbum tpirb MIR ssssn
Snpr psrfauft. SB. 9. ScipiS,
S6srifs Office, Serauicn, ga. ! S9srif. |
q. SUM- 1888.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
QRnnne @pllr fin.

SauesaaIe. .-9arI 96liser 1T bon
ieinsr GuropdiIaen 8eiie suriidsetetrt.
Die GIeitriIhe Gumpanis bat nod mstr
@runb an Der gIfien StraBe eripprten,
sur Grireitsrung ibrer gBerfs, = Gin
,.1s40 9arriiun Club. beltebsue aus
benienigen. bic bamals 6as Iidet Itimms
ten. ipur6e bier orsaniiirt, CT sablt
aipamis Ylit8Iisbsr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
Getpplbe.

SaGenIdrante in allen tsu9Iidtn @roben
wer6en inuerbalb Der 0iebes. uuo 8eueriidl.
sren @ewOlbe sn @rsiien pon $40 auTparts
permietbet. -,
Die Gompalnie ninmt Beribladtn' Stl-
Der, @olo, SupsIen etc, biuig in NnloeluoDr'
un9 -
seltamente, lleberi6reibungen. Sppotbefen
unS anoere wertbpolle 9ufumeute. luenn MOT
uou beltimmteu @ertb, ST per Sa9r oosr aIl1
nab Dem llmfang.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
SsarsDeppGten.

9ieIs eompasuis id:ntt epar.9spoflten be.
Ionoere auimertiamtsit. auf welhe nadl orel
Monaten uno barber 3inieu erlanbt lueroea.
Ser Bins wirO balbidbrlih sum Saplial 9e'
id,laaeu. Sn Golge bes arobeu Sapitnls pom
Ss50,0UO, Sas boil eiubejabIt uuroe, miro oie'
ier slaTe pon 9epofitursu bic o1Hibar belte
Si1erbeit 0eluabrt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
2aG d to anna
gruli unb gafe Seboltt
Gpmpa8mie.
@eante
Sireftprenratbt

SanSeIt ais gEeeutov. aominiitrator, eura'
for, Oletipieut ageut waeger. Srultee llno
Gomite uno iberuimmt Srnts ieoer 9rt uilfer
Grnennrua bon etaatsu. 9eridter, Corpora
iinnen nr0 YrinaIen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
JObn armbraft's.
S1la9terei aRb 8Hrfigef0aft,

II6 Q . at . tfabe.
Stfts pprrdibis ale SpritH ttte btaiiHe
Wurh, ebtnio ale SoTtsn 6Isilh ertftr Qua.
Iltdt, frifdfs, etfalssnfs Hub gtr6adtriss.
E3- auf srEBae 0uaHiltdtfu Wura riEe
In ab,ue erIaukt.
81 Cbtsts Gsf@afi Rirb Ha9 tfuit9r1
NEl bsIritktn,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12

Oruf=SfrbeiteH isOer sIrt in bsr
~ 0 deubtatr Office.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12
0pttlicb s. &rdner,
Semt mtSC6er MetsOer,
0O4 Nittstcn sfDenue.

Dislrs riibmIih btfannts @tlddft lisftrt iists
tas teiit aisifA itbtr sIrt une biitu 0iirts.
9sauh- une Saljafiib, SHmal, rie.
9u sinsm 9tlu6 iabii frsunelib Gin
OuttIieb Q. ardmer.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12

THE CHARLES A. vUGELER CO., Baltimore, HID.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1888-07-12

Or. @usuif aSntg's Samturstr Grpeftn Fnb
ln allen apptbsfsn fur so Gents bic 6Iaibt ~
tabtn.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-11-24
In "A Nutshell,

Ella Wheeler composed one of her poems
while rocking her baby brother 10 sleep in
bis cradle This accounts for the rocky ma
ture OF the meter OF the poem
The crown prince Of Greece dislkes pub
hcity, and often travels IN third class rail
way coaches. In this respect he shares TO
some degree the pecuiiaritie5 Of the Amori-
can tramp
Lord Tennyson calls Mary Anderson "a
living, breathing poem" If she is poem,
she is one that no sane unmarried editor
would rcj.ct
q Dcdhom man has a brindle dog that can
climb tree That mans daughters must
stand mighty poor show of getting mar.
rled.
Women can't vote. except for school COM
ritoc; but they can Veto as suffering men
unfortunately know -Someryille Journal
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No Man for the Plnce.

First Honest Dealer see that Jim Good
mln is mo- longer in your employ.
Second Honest Dealer-N0, | discharged
HIM a week ago.
First Honest Dealer-Didn't take hold well,
did lief
Second Honest Dcaler-Oh, yes, first rate.
First Honest Dealer-Iben why did you
discharge himi
Second Honest Dcaler-Becausc be always
persisted in ge.ting OF the load when 1t was
being weighed Yankee Blade.
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No Moro Brownins.

"Aro you going into tho Browning club
business Us steep this winter as you did last,
Kate," asked Miss Chicago Of her friend Miss
st Louis
Not by long shot" replied Miss Kato,
cmphaticaiiy. a reaction has struck our
Browning club, as | knew it would. We've
voted to cheese Browning and have some Of
our good, old fashioned taifey pullings and
cotlIon and euchre parties this winter How
we over got drawn into that Browning snap
is 4 mystery 10 me. anyhow. Time.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-11-24

The late William Warren was wit "a
yell "a comedian. Dcshlcr Welch's bright
little paper. The Theatre, relates chat on one
occasion Mr Warren was asked Why he did
not 90 moro into society
why should p he asked
Because was the reply. everybody
wants to meet You. II you would only give
us 4 chance sc would DO delighted 70 Ionic
you"
"Oh, we'll be said, cts much better as I.
r., never know Of but one man who was
rot spoiled by iionizng"
"Who was her
'The prophet Daniel. Detroit Free Press.
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NHEsAPEAKE AND OHIO ROUTE
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT nov. ogh

LEAVE RICHMOND:
s.45 am For Newport News, Old Point Corr.
fort sDd Norfolk, daily except
Sunday.
SIS am sun lays only. To Newport News
Old Point. and Norfolk.
W. am Through and Local Mail 10 all
points West. except Sunday.
= pm FOR Newport's News Old Point and
Norfolk. except Sunday.
! ~ pm "ord0nsyllle accommO.G. ON, en-
cept Sunday.
CIV pm FOR Louisville, Cincinnati. Chicseo.
81. Louis, Memphis, and New o.
cans. Fast Express With through
PuIlmans Daily. Only route run
ming Pullmans West from Rich
mond.
ARRIVE RICHMOND:
so am "ordonsyile accommodation ex
cept Sunday.
1885 am From Norfolk, Old Point. And
Newport News Except Sunday.
3l0 pm From Local points and the west
daily except Sunday.
600 pm From Norfolk. Old Point and New
port --ews, daily. Pullman p,l
ace sleeping car n m Richmond to
Cincinnati.
$40 pm From Louisville and Cincinnati,
Fast Express daily.
Depot: Seventeenth and Broad streets.
1000 Main street and denot
h. w. FULLER,
General Passenger Agent.
J. +. ODELL,
General Manager.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-11-24
CONN EDITIONS.

Train No. 30 connects daily AZ Kevsvills
ior Chase city. GAINESVILLE, and Oxford.
DuIhan, Henderson and Raleigh con,
meets A. Greensboro for Durham
ms.eign, salem, and Winston. and all points on
NORTH Carolina ID. vision; at Salisbury for Ash
yllle, Not Springs and all points i'm Western
Softn Carolina, and at Charlotte for C., c /
Train No; So connects daily at Greens
poro, for Salem, Winston, Raleigh. Colds
Asheyille. Hot Springs, and ali points, in
western North Carolina; at Charlotte with
charlotte, Columbia and Augusta railroad for
CoIumo.l, Augusta, Aiken, Charleston, syaa-
nan, Townsville, Ca, jacksonville and other
florida points also with Carolina Central
railroad for Wilmington.
Trains from the South arrive at kicknond
5:l5a.m. and $3.50 pm.
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"Naomi. there is one reason why every
body should admire you" a. -
And what is that, Georse|
lyon nse only pure English. 50 many
Young ladies have that deteStable habit or
intcriardiug their Sentences with slang.
Don't YOU e5hor it!n
"Well, yes, i. does make rae rather tired I"
s-LincolD Journal.
The Daily times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1886-1889, 1888-11-24

Whose deal is 90"
"Wno dealt lastf
you, didn't your
Il dODt know
"Oh, it's Mr. Bs deal"
"Why 80 10 is,'
"Whats trumps'
Diamonds"
Diamonds Wei, if amt got tho aw-
fullest hand
"Wcl. just haven't got a thing"
Il never did have quite such awful luck
Whose play Is it"
Let me see, what's trumpsr
Diamonds
COB, 50 it is; how stupid Of mo 70 forget"
It's your play"
"Ob is ~ What led'n
Spades
Let me see, nOw-Hm -um-spades led
and diamonds are trumpsT
Hurry and play"
on II you didn't have ten trumps.'
"Wbo took that trick|
you mean thing"
"O-o-ohl If you didn't make four! Y ouro
horridl Whose deal is itr
Then they say ii all over again.-Tlno.