New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


speaking of the Prohibition party said: 1t aggre
gates 27O.OOO.n And then fearing that this show Of
strength would not sufficiently impress its readers. 1t
added. And God is with US. too-2To000 added to
the Infinite" Some one ought TO muzzle this ass
4 baby GIRL out in Missouri has been named Rain
bow sixteen years hence. when she IS caught IN a
summer shower she shoud feel very much al hOme
although she would then be little rain dear-NorriS
town Herald
They have arrested man in Pnnadelphia for steal
ing curbstones. Now. who outside OF Philadelphia
would have thought Of stealing curbstones!
There has been no change in the fashions in China
for centuries, and the American who started FASHION
magazne in that Sto county toup tS NUMBER Sppeared
News agents returned the whole edition OF e secohu
and third ssues.-(Norrstown Herald.
Don NJ Dickinson IS no more successful in carrying
the mails than he In carrying Michigan
Tho gentleman having charge of immigrants coming
into Portland the Dominion line steamers says
that while the average rshman prefers TO MAKE ms
home some city In the United states the Ehgnsn-
man gees to Canada and takes up farm Inc Ger
mans go to Western cities and the swedes to Western
farm lands, there to change win curious sofnPneSs
into Americans in habit and thought. inc Hebrews
and OF there have been many OF thenlnhave
shown disposition to drift to Canada, to Montreal
I'm particular They to be very poor, DIT MI.
Dawson has found Appearances very deceptive some,
times. The swedes and Germans as rule are %ea
supplied with money the English fairly $3.50 wnle
the Irishman, like the Yankee who wanted 10 marry
tho rich mans daughter, is simply chocN Iuii
days works '-Uewiston Journal.
Is
Bismarck, D. D., of Berlin, will act as supply
for vacant churches
proud Of ely We have . Gha% ds the saying
sudden ?-(Amerlca
The Rev. william Right, an eccentric English
clergyman has left his fortune to found college, ior
young women, in which tho pupils shall get up early
IN the morning, take cold baths and attend quar-
tery conversational in which two-thirds OF the
persons present shall be single men. Now, the
question arises was Mr.. Right devisng soft snap
for the young women or the single men
The newest thing in wedding tours IS sensatlonaly
called the Secret Honey moon' Neither pride nor
@"on have any idea where they going. The best
nan arranres IL all prepares the scheme OF travel ana
the plan of campaign and gives the D1uegioo paper
Win the whole thing drawn up and schedule OF ar
the happy pair have the whole new iruiuul suDJo'
u, f instead Of having It worn threabare during
the preliminary engaged period-VGodey Lao' hoOH
"The Nashville American said the other day ina,
Northern men and Northern capital have hau pu'
little to do in developing the SOUTH 10 "hich iho
Chattanooga Times sensibly replies: "such 'ah Is
stupd false and mschievous to the last degree Inc
bonds and stocks railroads. furnaces and man
ufacturng corporations represent money paid for
them by Northern investors. and that money Is the
foundation OF all our great enterprises. We want
more Northern money, skill and experience, and wo
shall get less of them II we tell those who own ana
control these essentials that their millions and ex-
ertons in the past mere baga,ellos not worth
mentioning
inst His style-small Boy lat newspaper stand
Has yer got Emily Rlvcses Quick nor the Deadi
Observation-Disclosures you are, sonny; fifty cents
small Boy-I want to read it; l hear that rs full
Of spice an It's got reel gupan git about H.
That's the kind Of literatoor wot suits mo'-CIhe
Epoch.
Eleven hundred and forty.fve writers have con-
tributed the articles for tho ninth edition of the
Fncyclopedla Britannica tho last volume OF which
has Just been Issued
A Domestic Mistahe.-Mr. Blinks (readlny)-Man is
by natirc MASTER, subducr and tanner Of
Mrs. Bllnks-liuhi ] should Just like TO SEQ you
-" or the animal kingdom
Oh 7-tNew-lork Weekly
1t is understood that that genial ranbow-chaser
Cali Brlce isn't much impressed with the Presidents
denunciatIon OF capitalists. "CaL' began life with
a little less than nothing, and is understood TO have
amasscd several millions In railways
Frcnchman-Yes Miss Bostonla, in the Medter-
ranean ] sailed through schools OF sardines. ,.,
Miss acknowledgements How could they SWIM
in those heavy tin boxes THINE.
Some one declares that this country has produced
no conspicuous example OF pessimism. Nonsense
read the Presidents message, and you will sec your
mistake
The life OF the tired clerks in the big city stores
is very hard but would BE- cherries and dseon-
ISOLATE indeed they couldn't abuse the little cash
After ALL the President believes in a surplus; but
he thinks It should be in the form OF a message.
The Uncertainties of LIfe-Patent ito young ply
seianl-YOu say, doctor, that am well now. aud
that no further danger Is to be expected
Physlcian-I apprchend none, sir; but life Is I'M
Patient-Pcrhaps had better pay your bill now
Physician-Woil, yes, sir, II might be as well as
hay saiI a