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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Murderer Anschlag Cheats the GAlIOws.

Murderer Anschlsg Cheats the GAllows.
Los ANGELES, CAL, November 10
Fritz Anschlsg. the German, who was to
have been executed Friday for the murder
of Mr.. and Mrs. Hitchcock, at Garden
Grove, in January last, and who, in e
statement made q few DAYS ago, also con-
ftssed to the killing of Julius Feugh, q
neigtbor, in Butte county, 10 1885, both
of which crimes were committed ayoWedIy
for the purpose OF securing their landed
property or money, committed suicide last
night by taking stry chime ard died at
1890 this morning.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
The Big beui Complete.

NEW YoRK, November 15.-President
Inman, of the Richmond Terminal, says
his company will to-day deposit s.. $50, Geo
with the Central Trust Company to meet
their last payment on the stock OF the
Georgia Company, though il is not due for
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
The R,maip, Of A~rchbI,hop ssrbsrs

VICTORIA, November 15.-Tne Y. S.
war ship Theta arrived at EIquimsult
harbOr yesterday, having on board the re-
mains Of the late Archbishop Ssghers, who
wss murdered in Alaska The bcdS was
brought ashore to-day for iuterneat.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

XcD6lH uult DuG uIm dI 1O12nfC
Governments Dull aud steady.
Fours, Registered.
F~oursand-aChaM, Registered
F~oursRnd-s-hah, CouponA-."-..-.-........"-iO'12
Pacific Sizes Of lSs6.-...----------"..-.--LZI
STATEs-Dull and steady.
RAILRoADs-Active; sales 81, lS9, 600.
SToCKs.-The stock market was weak at
the opening under the influence OF heavy
selling of Union Pacific and Lake Shore by
London houses, and cables from London
reportiug declines in the fest OF the list
had a depressing effect. After the first hour
the market showed considerable strength
and early Losses were rapidly recovered.
The volume of business was compare
tiyely small, however. After noon there
was little movement to prices and but
light trading and toward the close Of bus
mess prices sagged off slightly and the
market closed quiet but steady. Nearly
all the stocks in the active list chow sd
vances at the close, Missouri Pacific up IL,
Atchison II, Pacific Mail IL. Sales l9l,-
100 shares. Quotations closed bid as fol-
lows:
Adams Express, AS; American Express,
l12; Canada Pacific, So; Central Pacific,
So; Chesapeake end Ohio 195 preferred do
6rsts, l6l; do seconds, II; Chicago and
Alton 1876; Chicago, Burlington and Quin-
CIV 1lOl; Delaware and Hudson, 1195; Del
ware, Lsckawanna and Western 1915;
Denver and Rio Grande, 164; Erie, 264;
do preferred, CIT; Fl. Wayne, 14S; III
nois Central, 116; Lake Shore, S9t; Michi-
gan Central, S44; Minneapolis and st. Louis,
81; do preferred, IA; Missouri Pacific,
III; Northern Pacific, 263; do preferred,
col; Chicago and Northwestern 1929; do
Preferred, 1414; New York Central, lO8t;
Oregon Transcontinentsl, BOT; Pacific Mail,
3s8; Peoria, D. & E., 24S; Pittsburg, 155;
Pullman Palace Gar, 1854; Reading, 4sS;
Rock Island. 1911; st. Louis and SaD
Francisco, pot; do preferred, cog; first
preferred, 1924; 81. Paul, Minneapolis aad
Manitoba, 1881; st. Psul and Omaha, 373;
do preferred 1O54; Texas Pacific, 23S
Union Pacific, cat; United States Ia
pres, &c; Western Union, SAL.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Mrs jaw Gould Much Rst.ar.

NEW YORK, November 15.-Mr. Jay
Gould has so far improved that strong
hopes are bow entertained Of hsr ultimate
recovery. Mrs. Gould rested well lat
nigh and spent the no-uiug comfortable.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
M.ddasI.
SCRATCHED Is YEARS,
,,.btpr, skin Disease with
S'a,iisss suffering Cured BY
r.,Yeura Remedies.

Of the CUTICUEA
7 hsi AI N.sTs ago IL would have saved me
fnty7elsH' fSndred dollars and an mmenSe
p@ ltHg syrinr. My disease SonaSsl CON
lOunt OF 81 besd in a spot not larger man :
lnCei gu rsridly all over my oC'y anosot
b. I>ItSSTSs he scales would drop on OF
Pc my IA ,;U,, and my suffering was endless
a.. L3s t,SIiaf one thousand dollars HOuL9
WIZ W., mS 10 have this disease over SsS5 - =
temp m nm but feel rich % be relieved OF
s Pv,, # the dOcger sid VAS tep0Osy' some
at some 'r.or,as.S etc. l took ~.:~ ana '.."
-"oIli. NvTr n year and a u no
fSPSl.., o., fyn or three doctors and no cure.
,-sf>r the CuTICUEA RAAEBiE Vo9
EsAAC n have maize my SKIN As SleaE anu
~ A>s'rs ~ baby's AL USED OF mem
t3lu - Cr CrTICURA, n n q botttes OF
.-Ee' TpSS,ryESr. and two cakes or CUrt'
"A Ify5u bad been here and said you
"a 90 -,-af me sr $4,000 YOU would nave
! m Money, ] looked ike the picture IN
~ Psoriasis picture ruIhOSF wv,
- -Sru Diseases J but now Au -
~ ;" na-l,g ever WAS. Through torce OF
y $50 ~ hands over my arms and legs 70
-. ,.. IN while. but 20 nopUrpoSe. l am
~ ratchet LweU.y-e.Sht years, ahu Il
Es7l " second nature 10 me. mana
l,-..~T twrS Anything more LhaL yOl
- write. me. or any one WAC reads
~, a.. r. LAD NE sud wi. answer ~
; ma! "''' DENNIS DOWNING,
. ~ - IAN. Eth, LSs,.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

TOURTH STREET NJ. E. CHURCH-REv. C.
II w Cushing, d. D., pastor. Preaching
sunday, November 18th, at 1890 a. m. and 7:SC
p. M by the pastor, has. W. Cushing Asthi,
subject Of the sermon Sunday evening will be
"The PeIils of Young Men" Sunday School al
2CO p IN. Young Peoples meeting Monday al
7:SOp III. All are welcome.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Wants the Russian Troops Withdrawn

LONDON, November 1.-The Daily Nee>
correspondent a. Vienns says that En-
peror William, OF Germany, Is dssirous
that Emperor FraEcis Joseph and the CzAI
shall visit Berlin at the same time. The
Austrian Emperor refuses to meet the
Car unless the latter ~withdraws lstroopi
from the Austrian fronties, and tbs Ger
man Kaiser is e~uleayeCilg to persuade
TIE Russian Emperor to agree to their
withdrawal.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Cincinnati,
LIVE STOCK.
Chicago

CHICAGO, November 16.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts 5000 head; shipments 600 head;
market active, 10 cents higher; choice
beeves S. 50a6 Is; steers So 00a5 IS;
stocBers and feeders 81 G0a3 35; COVE,
bulls aud mixed 81 40a3 %; western
rangers So O0a4 %.
Hoss-Receipts 90, Zoo head; shipments
1900 head; market 10 cents lower; mixed
IS 25s5 45; heavy S. 3Oa5 So; light
SIS 35a5 IS.
Sbeep-Receipts 5000 lead; shipments
1000 head; market stlady; natives
81 75a4 80; westerns s. S0i4 90; Texans
81 60a3 %; lambs 81 Gj.
East Liberty.
EAST L1BERTY, Novembr 16.--Cstile-
Receipts $50 head; shipments 855 head
nothing doing; all through consigumeDts.
HCgs-Receipts 6,400 head; shipments
7,400 head; market dull on heavy, firm on
light; PhilsdeIpAias s. 35a5 40; mixed
S. 40a5 so; Workers S. 35a5 45; common
to fair S. 25a5 80; pigs 81 25a5 90
Sheep-Receipts 1000 head; shipments
1,4OO head; market fair at unchanged
prices.
Cincinnati.
CUNCIENAJI o., November 16 Hop
Firmer; common and light 81 25'5 80
packing and butchers S. 20; receipts
4,27O head; shipments 2,S70 head.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
DRY GOODS.
New York,

NEW YORK, November 16 Dry Goods
Aside from bleacte1 c~ottons, which had
large attention, the general demand WAC
better.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
.ABreIin9 Re9ister
GrarEIsrs' 6uidG

A RRIyAL AND DEPARTURE OF TRAINS
AExPLANArToN OF R~EYxRKNCE Masks: "Daily.
FSundsy excepted. Monday excepted sun.
day only. Saturday excspted.-ie Meridian.
october o, iSSs. wheeling tme which Ia tusi
one hour earlier than central
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL nANR,
New Orleans, La,

ntEtM0th BesuregSrd and EsTly. WHO are
imChlge OF the drsU1DgL 10 guarantees Of alb
solute fAirres and integrity, that The chances
are al equal, and that D00ae can possibly divine
what number vii draw q Prize
.sRRMRM BER, Alsn. that the payment 81
Prizes IL GUARANTEED By FOCR IA.
TIONAL BANKS Of New Orleans, aud the
Tickets are signed By the President o. an fnsa-
tuition, whose chartered nights are recognized IN
the highest Courts: therefose, beware Of AL ind
tatioEs or anonymous iShemez" noltW, stg
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
MAMMOTH DRAWING
At the Academy Of Music, Few Orleans,
fuesd ~, December IS. 1883.
CAPITAL PRIZE, 100000

3,I46 Phnes amounting o-..--.---s %, lis 500
Es-For Gu Rates, On any further morn StioI
desired, write legibly 70 the undentgDed, clearly
stating your residence, with State, County, 5ree
VIII be assured By your enclosing an K1vsloSs
bearing your fnI sddresL I.
send POSTAL NOTES, Expre1 None,
OrderH on New York Exchange In Ordinary Let
tar. Currency By Ezpres tt oN slgsnse1 %
dressed II. 4, DAtRHIA,
Neu ORLEANS, La,
Or; II. 4. pAUPHIH,
WsshisStsB, d. o.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

five weeks yet. This will give the Rich
moud Termiual control Of the Central IoId
aud Banking Company Of Georgia.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

THOMSON NJ. E. CHURCH, IsLAND-REv.
l. GcOrgel W. Grimes, PASTOR. Services
on Sabbath as follows: At 9 O'Clock General
Glass, led by Brother Crayton. Preaching al
1890, text, lisa. 10th chapter. 81 Y. Sabbath
school at 200 p. NJ. Special services at i O'Clock
for the young people, conducted by the pastor,
Preaching at 100 O'Clock; subject, "The Impo,
tency OF Sin"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
Hops for Admiral Baldwin.

NEW YORK, November 15.-Rsar Ad-
miral Bsldwio's condition has much i'm
prov we'd since yesterday and his friends be-
lieve that he will recover from his preselt
ILLNESS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

H.. .-s-v,r7pre Price, C%CTICUEA, Soc soar,
! 't I'M 81. Prepared BY the PorTEs
~ CuEv..AL Co., BosroS, q
t.--rgI E- Hos % cure = pLSeSses' "
p r,.f-s-rrg, and luU testimonials
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
3. Q. &G RAILROAD,

BsIlafre and ZsnesvtllethroRShp&SengsrtrAi train
lsa7es Bellairs At 800 q m, EnITSs Is Bellsire at
4:10 .. n.
Woodsheld passenger train leaves Bsllsire Of
500 D. N, arrives st Bellaire st sos a. N.
Suulmerheld Accommodation leaves Bellatr a.
200 m, arrives a. RellRirs a. lies .. N,
An trsius daily ex~ceptSUndAy, Central Stand
ard Time nom Bellsir0.
WHEELING AND ELM GROVE RAILROAD
w on and after Saturday, october u, 1855,
rains on the Wheeling and Elm Grove Railroad
will run rs follows:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
FINANCE AND TRADE.

Money 2a2 lie Per Cent.-Governments
Dull and steady-stocks Dul-FIour Dull
Wheat Dull.
NEW YORK, November 16.-Money on
call easy at 2424 per cant; last loan p per
cent; closed offered at % per cent; prime
mercantile paper 43a63 per cent; sterling
exchange dull but firm at 4S4ta4S74.
GOVERNMENTS Dull aud steady.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

December 81 O6a1 oct; January 81 O8A
1 O81; February 81 lot. Corn-Opt'ons
weak; No. 3 mixed sic; No. 2 high mixed
523c; No. 2 mixed November 50.5lc; De-
Gambler 47s47lc; January 46bc; February
46kc. Oats -Quiet, but firm; No. 3 white
3ljc; NOVEMBER 33Ic; December 34sc;
January 34Es355c; February 35}c. Butter
Scarce; Pennsylvania creamery extra
23c; do pennsylvania prints 30c. Eggs
Firm; Pennsylvania firsts 25la26c.
Baltimore.
BALTIMORE, Md, Observation-Disclosures
Western easy; No. 2 winter red spot
and November 81 044s1 Gag; December
81 O5s; January 81 O7B. Corn-Western
quiet; mixed spot and November 49a491c;
year 47tc; January 46ic; February Asia
46c. Oats-Quiet; western white BIC; do
mixed 27a29c. Rye-Dull at 6Oa62c.
Hay-Active; prime TO choice western at
SIS OOa16 so. Provisions-Stesdy and
unchanged. Butter-Medium Creamery
active; best roll 19c. Cofee-Dull; Rio
fair at 15ic.
Cincinnati.
CINCINNATI, o., November 16.-Cotton
Steady. Flour-Quiet. Whest-Firm;
No. . red 81 O41a1 O5; receipts 2, 500 bush
els; shipments 5000 b Ishels. Corn-Dull;
No. 2 mixed 27tc. Rye-Stea y; No. :,
SEC. Pork-Qliet at SIS p. Lard
Firmer at So 25. Bulk Meats and Bacon
Quiet and unchanged. Whisky-Active
at 81 IA Butter, Sugar and CHEESE
STEADY. Eggs-Steady at 2Oc.
Toledo.
TOLEDO, November 16.-Whest-Dull
and lower; cash 81 06a1 10; December
81 O6s; May 81 1871. COrn-Dull; cash
44c. Olts-Quiet; No. 2 white 29ic.
Clover Seductive and lower; cash So 40,
Decsmber S. G23.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

ENIRsT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-REv. D.
tor, Rev. D.. A. Cunningham, d. D., will preach
at 1880 a. m. and 7:3op. m. Sabbath school at
900 a. IN Mission school at go p. m, Eighteenth
street above Jacob,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

NERMAN N. +. CHURCH-CHAPLINE
" Street, Centre Wheeling-Semi Centennial
services; jubilee sermon by Rev. ]. Swahlen ct
1915 a. II. Reunion Loye.feaSt by Rev. DR.. Mast
at 3 p. m, 10 which al our English speaking
friends are invited. Historical sketch by Rev.
G. q. FriHChe at 80 p. m.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

ZANE STREET NJ. E. CHURCH = REV. C.
Il B. Graham, pastor. Preaching atl0:3O q. m,
attended by the Knights OF the Golden Eagle.
Preaching at 100 p. M. Prayer meeting Sunday
at 600 a. m, and 80 p. m. Sunday school
at 2 p. N.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

NHAPLINE STREET NJ. E. CHURCH-REv.
~ w. G. Riheldaffer. pastor. Preaching
at 1890 a. m. and 700 p. m. Sabbath school, in
FAINT department, at 900 a. m, advanced depart
ment at 200 p. M. Young Peoples meeting sun
day at $3.50 p m. Prayer meeting Wednesday
evening at 7:l5 o'clock.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

NORTH STREET NJ. E. CHURCH-REv. NJ.
~ F. Dryden, pastor. Services 10 morrow
at 1890 q. M. and p m. Sunday School AT
2 p. m. Prayer meeting wednesday at 7:So
p. m. Young Peoples meeting Tuesday al
80 p. m. All are invited.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17
MUSTANG LINIMENT

CURES FOOT ROT, SHOULDER-ROT
AMI STAR IN SHEEPI
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

THIRST ENGLISH EVANGELICAL LUTH.
II eran C~hurch-Rev. Z. H. DornblaSer, pastor.
Services TO morrow at 1890 a. m. and 7:S0 p. m.
Sunday school at zoo p. m. Young Peoples
meeting after evening service.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

ct. LUKE's' P. f. CHURCH, SOUTH PENN
. street-Rev. H. q. Morrell, D. D., Rector.
Services Sunday at 1880 q. m. and 7O) p. m.
Sunday School at . p. m. Wednesday service
in the chapel at $50 7. m
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

OHRIsTIAN CHURCH CENTRE WHEEL
~ ing). Elder n. L. Atwood, pastor. Services
at 1890 a. m. and $50 p. N. Sunday school at
900 a. m. President Woolery, Of Bethany Col
lege, will preach morning and evening. All in
vited.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

hurst BAPTIST CHURCH (CoR. TWELFTH
4 and Byron streets. HPreaching at 1890 a.
m. and 80 pm, by Rev. shepard, OF Bucyrus,
meeting Wednesday at $50 p. n.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

THIRD PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH eighth
i Ward)-Rev. L. w. Barr, pastor. Services
to- morrow at 1890 a. m. and ZOO .. N. Sabbath
School at 2 p. m. S. s. Teachers meeting
this evening at $50 O'Clock.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1888-11-17

CECOND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-Twen,
= tieth and Market Streets-Rey. William
Il. Cooke, D. D., pastor. Services at 1880 a. m
and 7:30 P. m. Sabbath school at 800 a. m
All are welcome.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31
The Schools Of Greece.

The present king, George l, came to the
throne in 1863 Under his reign educational
affairs have moved on faster than ever, until
today there are 2,0OO elementary schools for
boys attended by r, 900 scholars, go schools
for girls, attended by 10000 scholars; there
are over 1850 teachers, male and female,
most of them holding certificates from the
normal school, S31 secondary schools with
|, 400 teachers and assistants, and with more
than 1900 pupils, IS gymnasiums with ZIG
instructors and 4,7!a pupils, a university
with four departments, LOO professors and
2,4O2 students, half dozen normal schools
which have supplied over 1000 teachers Of
late years, polytechnic school at Athens
with "a instructors and %SJ pupils, a large
number of private and ecclesiastical schools,
several large orphanages, as we'll as night
schools in the larger places.
In 1855 tho coumlnes gave for primary
education a225 900 drachmai, and the gov
eminent 100000; and in the same year the
budget contained s, OO0,O drachma as the
government contribution to higher and sec
oldGry education. The effect of all this
combined effort has been that illiteracy is
rapidly disappearing, and the next genera
ton CT Greeks to a man will know bow to
read Gad Erite.-''H. W. FL" In New York
Post
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31
A Collection of Pens.

A man in Denver, Colo, named Lyon, got
an idea some years ago that it would be fine
thing to collect all the odd shaped pens he
could find. So he started in, and today be
has lot comprising over seven hundred diff
ferent varieties. About twelve different
metals are represented in the collection.
Then there are number of wooden pens and
lots of odd quilts. The collection embraces
specimens from England, Ireland, Scotland,
Germany and other European countries, be-
sides America and Canada. There are pens
pointed fine enough to make lines of micro
scopic delicacy and others intended for men
who use the first personal pronoun great
deal in their correspondence. Some are in
shape like shovels, others resemble section
of stovepipe and others are delicate and di-
minutive.-Chicago Herald
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31
a Chance to Make Money.

There has not, in many years, been better
opening for giant than now, so the show
men say. Any man who measures ~ feet
can almost fix his own price. That stature
has never been exceeded SO far as modern
authentic history tells, except by Chang, the
Chinaman, whom Barnum exhibited for sew
eral years He lacked only three inches Of
being feet. Chang was IN educated man.
DARN Of refined tastes, and after accumulat-
ing $50, 900, enough to make him Wander
bilt in China, be returned to his native land
No offers have since tempted him to become
an exhibit again, and be used to declare that
only o desire 20 journey in all civilized lands
induced hira to make his tour, which lasted
six years Peter Feksd, the Hungarian
giant, whose doath was reported recently,
was to come to America during the winter.
He was feet 4 aud very heavy. The
American giants OF recent times, Capt
Goshen and Anna Swan, were all less than
that in stature, and they are al dead Of con-
sumption, the common destroyer of such
overgrown persons. There ID not at present
in the show business in the country, accord
ing 10 toe manager of the largest museum
in New York, giant exceeding feet,
counting out his hair AMI boot beelS.-NeN
York Letter.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31

saIary by lectures IN small places on his wan
behring's, which were always attractive but not
striking enough to give him general repu-
tation But his chance came when The Cen
fury opened its pages to his story.
This may safely be said Of it, that KEENAN,,
unlike many travellers both before and after
Mendez, sticks TO the truth. He can afford
to do so, for he has had some Of the toughest
adventures man ever lived through TO tell
about He has told me Of one Of these expe-
riences which have not seen in print While
on one of his Siberian trips he was attacked
by fever, and lay for three weeks delirious
in squalid hut on a sheepskin for bed,
quite alone and helpless, save for the friendly
care Of the natives. Such an episode as that
would have made most men content after
ward to stay nearer home, especially If they
had so charming a woman for a wife as Mrs.
KEENAN, is. But Off he went again, ON some
incredible jaunt, as soon as be was able to
to start.-Once q Week.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31

Husband teipsy; late home; wife fixing up
her hair before the looking glass; her heart
full Of rancor; ready 10 give him a dreadful
scoldingl-Why, dear, what are YOU doingl
Wife Snappishly>-Donty you wee what I'm
deings Fixing up my hair.
H-Well-hio-I'm glad to see you doing
that
Wand where have
HI shay I'm glad to see you doing that,
for you have the most beautiful hair l ever
saw.
W.-Where have you -
HI shay you have the most beautiful
hair ever saw. And it just matches your
face, for you have the most beautiful face
hic-l ever saw-so there.
w tsmiling)-Do you think my face beau
tifull
a quitting his boots under the pillow
You are the most beautiful woman in the
world.
W. 1ovingly)-You darling John. You
are u sad flatterer Let me unbutton your
collar for you.-Boston Courier.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31
A SmuReler of Coffee.

I have been told how a shipmaster got to
windward Of the inspector detailed to look
after his vessel He had six barrels Of cof-
fee, for which he had been offered high
price. Il was during tho war, and things
went with a rush in those days Tho master
took O tesnster into his confidence, who at
noonume, while the stevedores were eating
their dinner, drove boldly down the wharf,
hailing the skipper, who was standing on the
quarterback conversing with the officer.
81 say. Cap be shouted, Mr.. - sent
me down here after six barrels Of beans
which have been sent by mistake They be-
long to another vessel, and I have an order
to deliver them right now They are marked
B, in diamond Can have 'emT'
I've master blandly put the question TO the
officer, who had, of course, heard the CONVEX
sation, and failed to detect either evil inten-
lions or deception in the proposition He
glanced at the barrels, which had been left
close TO the gangvay; the owner carelessly
rolled one over and the beans ratified glori-
ously. 1t was a clever touch, a delicate
stroke Of shading and diplomacy on the part
of the willy smuggler, and the bait was swal-
lowed The barrels disappeared, and a hand
some profit was pocketed-New York Star.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1888-10-31
That Was Quite Different.

When young man tainted away in the
corridor of the postofice the other day q
crowd quickly gathered of course, and Of
course a dozen people had suggestions to
make.
sis he deadf demanded portly citizen as
he pushed his way into the circle.
Dead as a NALL" answered another.
mo he isn't" exclaimed a third "Fve
seen q dozen men in such fits
"But this is different, probably" persisted
the second. This chap has got two watch
chains on. They never get over anything
worse than the collie. Detroit Free Press