Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1888-09-06
ALWAYS IN TRoUg,
How Carl Dunder Gets NJ.
Swindled Again. yea

swindled Again. s'ed
"Oh, yes! You are tba r.a
never coming down here @.. 7 u :, b
claimed Sergt. Bendall AZ CsJ Elm
entered the station "'l Oll
"Vhell, / dunno. Nsvno Is
speak NIT you leedle ia
Speak on. suppose Won L,-.
swindled again?0 nave
Sergeant mavpe Won l.
she vhas himself some d,r
you go oafer by Shermany ma qua
you vhas deere you find dot' - no.,; h
vhas two times alike
well, go ahead. II
do some letter-carriers ~, s
mitoudt uniforms on?n e.
"1es-new ones. III
"Fhell, man comes in mo
odder morning uud offs my s'f-
Dot yhas all right. She Was
from some tailor dot males
very sheap. Dot same mani
der next morning nit some oIja. e
ter. He says she vhas recistara3 Il
/ have TO sign my name und pav f. L
cents
Il see
"Vhell, ! pay, ind itvhas a ciro Il
dot if l want some orange gr5vrs L
$40 ! shall 90 to Florida. Was do
right?n
1T was y put up job to swindle L
out Of half a dollar
But if | get dot orange grove
$40 l vhas ahead.
"Humph. Anything else banna /
"Yhas Cleveland to be prt Sda
again?"
''Hc has been renomlnated.n
docs he make new postoHce /
Detroit?n
I'VE are to have one durinqtbeps
century. Do you want to De postn1
ter?"
mo; but a man comes in nv IA
the odder morning ind saws Wiz (
Carl Dunder? yhas. HAIL Il
son named Shake? hal Please 4
him in. / calls Shake in, md dat "A
measures him nit q tapo-line, loon h
his tongue, feels Of his neck. md n
"She vhas all right. Mr. Quad
you yhas n Cleveland man, / hear I
81 yhas.n
"Und you like to hat Shake De
boss in der building Of der poslod
ind earn $4 day.
81 shall
''IIe takes his pane, age, weld
und der color OF his hair, ind we
some beer mt cigars. Some odde
lows comes in ind | treat 'em Il
Some more fellows come in. und SID
says ne like to mako it all right
crowd almost clean me oudt AMI
afternoon uud evening somepodycot
in ind says;
"'Hello! olt mans, but dot yhas
right, Shake vhas a good poy,
dot shob belongs to him. Here Via;
your good luck.
Has Jake got it yet?"
"Vhel, he goes oafer by do.
hole in der ground int stays r0ur
but nobody shpeaks to him
Cant you and Jake get into
| hole and bury yomselyes?'
sJVbv vhos dOtpN
ITO save you from the next 81
dler. Its Il wonder you haven't
your teeth.
Does dot mean vhas some T'
horn?n
"Does it?" I should smile'
~ like to shmilc, too, but | ca
| When | tell Shake he win feel ~
badt. Hike you to look at dIs gas
a leedlc, -
Certainly. This bill shows that
burned s. worth Of gas in May
"But / can't make her oudt Ao.
der middle of May a young man col
! in my place init a lantern in his D.
unit goes Ply dot gas meter. Aaa
comes away he says: "Mr D0lA'
vhas u lecdle hard oop to-day a1
you can let me hat 81 eff loa 4
/ gas Won can burn dis month
And YOU Tot him have ii?
"YheIi. ! like to oblige ,omep
don't II"
But you have discovered taa.
was "a Frauds"
YES, but can help dot; can
eaferypody a liar und q t'ei, Cd
shump on eafely mans collas2'
but You must have better y
ment.n
"ShudsmeuG When an expires.
comes uud l pellet he IS a als.
ind I knock him oafer, dol Is w
ment. When he comes again u.
shmiles on him. he leafs me a6.7
/ ind collects s.. Dot vhas more '1
{ mcnt! One time someone coma p
/ to collect money for der orphans
YOU laugh and say ! yhas g'eel..
/ Der next day somepody comes =.
lect money for der poor una ] D.
his head of, und YOU Ike To- Sem
to shall. Shudgmeut! i IKE Y
somepody hat some shudgmeni y
country. Sergeant, good day.
/ some shudgment dot l ad'eI'.'-
place for sale sheap, und some
shudgment dot I 30 back TO- sl,''
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