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Mohave County miner., 1888-08-18

ORDERS from the country or
along the line of the A. g. p. r.
X. solicited and will be prompt
ly attended to.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
"You mean an insult.

OH mean an insult.
Oats what / said lie offered hit ter
me free times, and alters in de same
place.
What was your position in the com
pany?"
Away up. sab; drapt de eagle"
You did wbat?'
"Drapt dc eagle. sab Yc know in de
secon' ack whar dc hero trapper brags
about his shootin, and says dat he sees
an eagle, a mere spec in de blue vault.
and den he shoots up in de ar? Den l
draps the eagle on de stage"
1T isn't real eagle, is it?'
How You folks what amt <ernected
wild de stage am fooled. Oh course hits
no eagle. He's muffin but an ole boot
what frOws down. Oars lots OBJ SIGH
spectacular decisions on de stage"
in what way did the hero trapper hurt
your sensibiiitieS."
vivid de wad outen dc gun. Ye see
has ter sit obcg his head across de beam
wild de ole boot. De fust night Mr..
Montague tuck mean advantage OBJ my
persishun and shot ne wild dc wad. Hit
hurt like dc dcbble, but didn't say nuf
fin, beaasc | lowed hit was an axcer-
dent, but de secon night he shot me in
de same place. AFTER de performance l
tuck him aside and reasoned with him"
What did you tell him?"
Il tole him dat Of didn' hab de well
fare oh de perfeshun so much at heart /
would jess churn him up and down till
dar was muffin left OBJ him 'ceptin' his
boots and his eye glass. but | didn't
want all de papers in de hull kentry ter
be filled wild de details OBJ anuder dis
graceful row between two great artists.
l tole him knowed dat he was acthated
by motives of Professional jealousy"
"What did he sayf'
HE allowed dat | was away above
him on de stage, and he had alters looked
up ter me. and all dat sorter taffy, and
dat berry night, sab. he wounded my sus-
capabilities not NOR den two inches
from de same place what he hit me be-
fore, so ter speak. and b'leeves he put
extry powder in de gun, an he did hit
designedly. Den, sab, l sent in my re-
signashun ter de manager and tole him
ter CANCEL all my engagements foah de
season. Don't yer want yer back yard
fence whitewashed ?"-Ierds SiTtt1gs.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
THE SPRING MONTHS a

THE SPRING MONTHS are I'M
doubtedly the best in which to purify
the blood aud strengthen the system,
because at this time the body is most
susceptible to the beneficial effects of q
reliable medicine like Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla. The feeling Of debility, languor,
and lassitssde, caused By the changing
season. is entirely overcome. and scrot-
ula and all humors are expelled from
the blood By the powerful reviving and
purifying intiuences of Hoods Sarsapa-
rilIa. DO not delay-Take Hoods Sar-
saparilla now. 1t is made by C.LHood
d Co. Apctaecaries, Lowell, Mass Sold
by all druggists. 100 Doses One Dollar.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
GIVE THEM A CHANCE. -This !,

GIVE THEM A CHANCE. This is
to say, YOUR lungs. Also all your
breathing machinery. Very wonderful
machinery it is. Not only the larger
aE-passages, but the thousand of little
tabes and cavities leading from them.
When these are clogged and choked
with matter which ought not to be there,
your lungs cannot half do their work.
And when they do, they cannot do well
Call it cold, cough, Group, pneumo-
mia, catarrh, consumption or any of the
family of throat and nose and head and
luzg distractions, all arc bad. All
ought to be got rid of. There is just
one Shire way to get rid of them.
That is to take Boschee's German Syrup,
which any druggist win sell you at IS
cents bottle Even if every thing else
has failed you, you may depend upon
This for certain. cow
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
rnry nl.1.n ,lovr lNrn s1nur

THEY BOTH MOVE INTO SIGHT.
His shoulders, arms. and hands and legs jes
sawed in sfrips And Jake
Dunn starts fer SiIers-feller begs to SHOOT
him fer God-sakc.
Doc, course, was gone, but he had penncd The
notice, AT Big Bear
Be back to-morry; gone to 'tond The Bee Con
ventiOn there"
But Jake, he tracked him-rid and rode thu
whole cndurin night!
And bout the time the roosterS crOwed they
both hove into sight.
Doc had TO ampitate, but greed to save Davc't
arms an swor
He could a-saved his iegs Of he'd ben there the
day before.
Like when his wife's own mother died fore
Sifers could be found,
And all the neighbors fer and wild a all jes
chasiu' round
Tel finaly-I had to laugh it's jes like Doc
you know,
Was learniu' fer TO telegraph, down at the old
Depo
But all they're fauitln' Sifers fer, tbey's non,
of 'em kin say
He's biggety, er kcerless, er not posted any
way;
He amt built on the common plan of doctors
nowadays;
He's jes' big. brainy 'man-that's where the
trouble laysl
james whitcomb Riley
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

A TRIP SOUTH. Mr.. l.. NJ. Martin n
prominent Iowa railroad man and Sup
erintendent OF the st. LouiS, DeS Moines
& Northern r. r. says: On my return
from recent trip south, where the
water was very impure. | was attacked
with violent case of cholera morbus,
Having heard great deal of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy concluded to try II aud with
the most beneficial results; within siS
hours | was completely cured" Nc
we'll regulated household should ever
he without bottle uf Chamberlain,
Collie. Cholera and Diarrho"a Remedy
Sold by A. II. BARBER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
a Change 70 show Attention.

DO you think, Miss Ethel" he in
quired, TREMENDOUSLY, that could see
your father this evening""
~ hardly think so, Mr.. Lastyn, she
replied with a soft and not unbecom-
ing blush. Papa is in the library
with Mr.. Getthere. and Iexpect he will
need me, too, in few minutes. But
am sure that any other evening papa
would be more than happy to have
you call on him. He is always pleased
when young people show him atten-
tion.-Puck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
NOTHING LIKE IT. No mcd,,

NOTHING LIKE IT. No mcd;cin..
has ever been known so effectual in lea
cure of all those diseases arising fron,
impure condition of the blood as Sew
ills Sarsaparilla, or blood syrup, tho
universal remedy for the cure of Scrofu-
Ia. white swellings. rheumatism, pim-
pies, blotches, eruptions, venernal sores.
and diseases, consumption. groilre.
boils, cancers, and all other kindred
diseases. There is no better means 81
securing beautiful complexion than
by using Scovilfs Sarsaparilla. or Blood
& Liver Syrup, which cleanses the blood
and gives permanent beauty To the
skin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

The company gavo several perform
ances in Austin, and Uncle Nose, an old
negro who has lived in Austin most OF
his life, announced with some show OF
pride, that he had accepted a positicn
in the Trappers Bride Company, and
would travel with them in this country
and in Europe. He insisted that he was
an actual, bona .tSde member Of the com
pauy, statement which was received by
his friends with considerable incredulity.
as he did not apparently figure at all on
the stage. 1t was nevertheless a fact
that he was employed by the company
in some humble capacity.
When the company left Austin, Uncle
Nose did not go with them, but resumed
his prosaic labor Of white washing fences,
holding occasional mules and otherwise
Masking himself useful for a small con-
sideration. AS considerable gloom SEEM
ed to cluster upon his brow, Col. YER
ger, an old acquaintance of Uncle Nose,
ventured to interrogate hims
''Is it true, Uncle Nose, that you have
concluded to abandon the theatrical pro.
fessionS''
Yes, sab; has quit de stage foreb,
Der, and has returned to de shades OBJ
ptlSHtC iIle; lSpilCu tiie Olu negro, VINO
had managed to pick up quite a number
OF theatrical expressions during his brief
connection with the company.
II am very sorry to hear that" replied
Col. Yerger, for always thought you
had great deal of latent dramatic tai.
ent"
UNCLE NOSE COMPLAINS TO THE STAR.
Use got hit yet, Kurncl Yerger, but
amt gwinter stay wild no company when
has ter sacrifice my manhood. You's
right about me habin de true dramatic
instinc'. Eff | had jess KEEP on in my te-
atrical career l elaborated dat mex yeah
| mout be stah."
Its great pity you severed your
connection with the stage. What was
the cause of it?'
DE hero OBJ de piece. de trappcr, Mr..
Beaverly Montague, offered me con-
suit, sah'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
Drunkenness, ny the Liquor Habit
positively Cured by Administering
DR. HaincS' GOden Spceiiic.

1t can be given in q cup Of c"tee or
tea without the knowledge # the pcr-
son tsking it, is ABSOLUTELY harmless aud
will effecta permanent aud speedy cure,
whether the patient is moderate
drinker on an alcoholic wreck. Thou
Thousands of drunkards have been
made temperate men who have taken
Golden Specific in their coffee with
out their knowledge, and today
believe they quit drinking of their
own free will. IT NEVER FAILS.
The system once impregnated with the
| Specific it becomes an utter impossible
ity for the liquor appetite to exist. For
| full particulars address GOLDEN SPECI-
FIC Co., 1856 Race Street. Cincinnati.
Ohio
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
wURGLAR, sirERs AND M'vErGn.

But Sifers-though he Amt no sot, he's got his
faults; and yit
don't fcrgiti
He amt much at bis Office, or his house. er
anywhere
You'd natchuriy think certain fer TO ketch
the Teller thcrel
But don't blame doc; he got all sorts O. curious
nOtiOus-as
The Teller says. his "odd-come-sorts, like
smart men mostly has.
He'll morn like be potter'n round the black.
smith shop er in
Some back lot spadin' up the ground, or
gradin 1t ogin.
Err at the workbench. planin' things; err
buildin little traps
To ketch birds; galvenizin' rings; err graftin'
plums, perhaps
Make anyihingl good as the besti-a gunstock
He whitfield out set o. chessmen onct O.
laurel root.
Durin, the Army-got his trade o. surgeon
To-day iinger-rlng Doc made out of Secesh
bone
An glued nddlc onct fer me-jes' oil 50
d throwed the thing away, but he 'jes fixed
her good rs new!
And take Dec. now, in escr. say er bIles. er
And al Affections thataway. and he's the best
they is.
Err jandcrs-milhsick-i don't kecr-k-yoro
anything he tries
A ahscess. gcthcrln' in yer yecr, or granllated
eyes.
There was the Wilder Daubonspec, they all
give up fer dead:
A blame cowbunclc on her neck, and clean
out of her head
First had this doctor, what's-his-name, from
"Puddlcsburg, ana then
This little red-hcad. "lsurnin' Shame" they
call hini-Dr Glenn.
And they consulted" on the case, and
claimed she'd hat to die.
jes was joggin by the place, and heerd her
dorter cry,
And stops aud calls her to tho fence, and L
enys-I Let me
Send Sifers-bet you fifteen cents he'll k-yore
her!" well says she,
Light outi' she says; and, lpp-tee-cut, ]
loped in town, and rid
Bout two hours moro to find him, but kussed
him when didl
He was down at the gunsmth shop a stuffin'
birds! Says he,
my sulky's broke" Says ], "You hop right
on and ride with mel"
l got him there, "well, Aunty ten days
k-yoIeS YOU" Sfers said;
But what's yer Idly Twin when yer jes as good
as deadY 4.
And there's Dave Banks-jes' back from war
without Il scratch-One day
Got ketched up in sckle-bar, a reaper runa.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
MORGAN'S, MILWAUKEE,.
~N~~~0O~~O~~N~S~~~0~-~s~. ~s~~~N-~~Ns~-N-~-O-~-~
AN ACHING VOIDp

A house without CURTAINs-an not
only curtains, but Curtains of elegant
design-would be very much like the
play of Hamlet" with the role of "ths
royal Dane" left out Now, that we ex-
Gel in Curtains. and do an immense
trade in them, you need take your mind
back no further than last year to recol-
lect. For that Department was for
many days filled with Curtains-and
with Customers, while country orders
flowed in like a rushing river. This
year we've outdone even ourselves.
Here are some quantities and prices of
NOTTINGHAM LACE CURTAINS,
imported by us direct from the manu-
facturers.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
A. IL. Barber.

SATISFACTORY EVIDENCE J. w.
Graham, Wholesale Druggist, ofAustin
Tex, writes: 81 have been handling Dr.
VIM. Halls Ballsam For Tho Lungs for
the past year, and have found it one of
the most salable medicines l have ever
had in my house for Coughs, Colds,
and even Consumption, always giving
entire satisfaction. Please send me an
other gross"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
UNCLE NOSE.
lie Explains to SympathizIng Friends Why
He Quit the Stage.

Not long since, what might be called a
snide dramatic company" made raid
through Texas, which was attended with
only moderate success. The name of the
troupe was, THE Trappers Bride Com
pany, and in the thrilling frontier drama
there figured the usual hero scout. bad
and good Indians, the captive maiden
who is rescued by the trapper, and other
personages immortalized in the dime
novels
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

Mr. c. w Battcll a travelling man
representing Messrs S. Collins Son &
Co., printing inks, New York, after
suffering intensely for two or three
days with lsmeness Of the shoulders
and back, completely cured it with two
applications of Chamherlain's Pain
Balm It cures lameuesS and rheuma-
tisn when all other treatment fails.
Guaranteed and sold by A. H. BARBER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
Syrup Of Figs

Is Natures own true laxative 1t is tho
most easily taken, and the most effective
remedy known to Cleanse the System
when Bilious or Costive; TO dispel Head
aches, Colds. and Fevers; to cure Habit
ual Constipation, Indigestion, Piles. etc.
Manufactured only by the California
Fig Syrup Company, San Francisco,
Cal. For sale by A. Fl. Barber. 26y1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

The best spring medicine or blood
purifier you can take. is few doses 81
st. Patrioks Pills. They cost % cents
a box and accomplish more good than
81. 90 invested in any other medicine
Guaranteed and sold by A. H. BARBER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.-
The laeS Salvc in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns,and all Skin Eruptions,
aud positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
quired. It is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
% cents per box. For sale by
STONE & HAssELL.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

Whoopiug Cough may be kept under
complete control and all danger avoid
ed by frequent doses of Chambeilain's
Cough Remedy. No better treatment
can be prescribed for it. Sold by A. II.
BARBER.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

/ HAyE.-Had nasal catarrh for len
years SO bad that there were great sores
in my nose, and one place was eaten
through. got ElY's Cream Balm. Two
bottles did the work. Ny nose and head
are well. feel like another man. C.S.
McMillen, Sibley, jackson Co Mo
For all forms of nasal ca;arrh where
there is dryness of the air passage with
what is commonly called''stutiing up
especially when going 10 bed, Ely's
Cream Balm gives immediate relief. Its
benefit to me has been priceless "A q.
Case, MD, Millwood. Kan.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

These come in several distinct designs, have
tapcd edges. and can be had in ecru or white,
You'll notice that haven't any trash at alb
surdly low prices Such give no satisfaction
whatever, and not even worth the trouble OF
putting npi 1t is only by purchasing from the
factories at frst hand that we can give such pig
values as we DO. We have also the latest novel
ties IN SCRIa. MADRAS, TAMBoUR. APPLIQUE,
IRISH PoINT, etc, by the pair or yard.
Besides LACE CURTAINS, we have
elegant lines of CHENILLE DRAPER
les. ranging from $50 to S13 80 a
pair; YARD GOODS in almost endless
variety ut popular prices: CURTAIN
POLES and TRIMMINGS to suit all
rooms and purposes.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

NCNiN triHe with any Throat or
~ NV Lung Disease If you have
Cough or Cold, or the children are
threatened with Croupo Whooping Cough,
use Acker's English Remedy and prevent
further trouble. 1t is positive cure,
and we guarantee it. Price 10 and SOC.
For Sale by A. II. Barber.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

"And who is your favorite poet, Miss
Gushingtonf" 20, Fitzrhymer, de-
cidedly." why, | never saw any,
thing of his that was worth reading"
''Bnt then he is such an interesting
character. you know. suppose you
are aware that he hasn't lived with his
wife for five years = boston Transcript.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

Passenger (in crowded carl-Is this seat
engaged7 Oecupsnt-Don'i you see it
isg Passenger (forcibly removing bun
dies. placing them on the floor, and sit
ting downl-Pretty comfortable kind OF
q sly, ami itY-Psck.
--=s---- -
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

THERE never has been family
medicine sold in the western states that
has become so popular as Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhma
Remedy 1t is universal favorite.
Sold by A. II. Barber.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
one the .

$1,000 the Children. They are es.
- pecially liable to sudden
Odds, Coughs, Group, Wheeping Cough
-. We guarantee Acker's ERglish
3c&edy positive cEre. 1t saves
,aar8 Of anxious watching. Sold by
A. Ii. Barber
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

FooD FOR CoNsUMPTIvEs. SCOTS
En- ulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypo-
phosphites, is most wonderful food.
1t not only gives strength and increases
the flesh but heals the irritation of the
ahroat and lungs. Palatable as milk
and in all wasting diseases, both for
adultsand children, is nj arvellous
God ananedicine.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
DOC STEERS.

or o.: the doctors could cite you to in ihi,
ere town
Doc S.fers Is my favorits' take him up ane
Down!
Count in the Rethei neighborhepd, aud Rollins
and Big Bear,
And shers' standlns jes' as good IA ar,
doctors there!
There's old Doc Wick, ard Glenn, and Hail.
and Wurgler and McVeigh
But III buck Sifers gin 'cm all and down 'er
any day.
Most old Wick ever kncwcd. ! s'pose, was
whisky! Wnrgler-weil,
He ct morphine-ef actions shows, and facts
reliabicl
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

THE MANY. remarkable cures
Hoods Sarsaparilla accomplishes are
sufficient proof that it docs possess
peculaiar curative powers.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria
5lv4

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When sac became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
Waen she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
100 Doses

One Dollar. Hoods Sarsaparilla is the only
medicine of which this can be truly said !;
and it is an unanswerable argument as to
the strength and positive economy Of this
great medicine. Hoods Sarsapariila is made
OF roots, herbs, banks, ETC., long and favorably
known for their power in purifying the blood /:
and in combination, proportion, and process,
Hoods Sarsaparila is pecV'iGr 10 itself.
For economy and comfort we nse Hoods
Sarsaparilla." Mrs. c. BREWSTER, Buffalo.
floods Sarsaparilla takes less time and
quantity to show Its effect than any other
preparation ever heard OF. would not be
without it in the house." NRs. c. A. NJ.
HUBBARp. North Chill. n Y. LOO Rnsei
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
100 Doses One Dollar.

FOR SCROFULA, IMPOVERISHED
Blood and General Debility, SCOTS
Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil, with
Hypophosphites has no equalin the whole
realm of medicine Read the following:
= gave one bottle of SCOTS Emulsion
to my own child for scrofula, and the
effect was marvellous %. +. GRAY,
M. d.. Whitehall, Ind. 7w4
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

NOANoNNoVA pleasant Y, an, snd !
results. are Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets.
Recommended by physicians and endorsed
by all who have used them. The best
remedy for Dyspepsia, Flatulency and Con,
stipation. Guaranteed, and sold at Csc. by
A. II. Barber.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
IS CONSUMPTION INCURABLEp

is CONSUMPTION INCURABLEp
Read the following: Mr. c. II. Morris
Newark, Ark, says "Was down with
Abcess of Lungs, and friends and
physicians pronounced nae an Incurable
Consumptive. Began taking DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. am
now on my third bottle. and able to
oversee the work on my farm. 1t is
the finest medicine ever made"
Jesse Middledart, Decatur, Ohio,
says: Had it not been for DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption would
have died OF Lung Troubles. Was
given up by doctors. Am now in best
of health" Try it. Sample bottles
free at Stone & Hasse's Drug Store.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19
One Dollar

Hoods Sarsaparilla cures scscfula, salt
rheum, all humors, boils, pimples, general de-
bility, dyspepsia, biliousness, sick headache,
catarrh, rheumatism, kidney and liver COM
plants, and all affections caused by impure
blood or low condition of the system. Try it.
81 was severely afflicted with scrofula, and
FOR over year had two running sores on my
neck. l took FIVE bottles OF Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla, and consider myself entirely cured. /"
O. K. LovEJoY, Lowell, Mass.
"Hood's Sarsaparilla did me an immense
amount of good. My whole system has been
built up and strengthened, my digestion i'm
proved, and my head relieved Of the bad feel.
ing. / consider il the best medicine have
ever used. and should not know how to do
without it." MARY L. PERLE, Salem, Mass.
h~&9~ LII
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1888-04-19

HOW TO GAIN FLESH and strength
use after each meal Scott's Emulsion;
it IS as palatable as milk and easily d.
gested. Delicate people improve rapid
~ with its use. For Consumption,
Throat affections and Bronchitis it is
unequalled. DR.. THos. PRIM, Ala,
says: 81 used SCOTS Emulsion on
child eight months old; he gained four
pounds in month";