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Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
TWO WAYS. CHOOSE WEIGH,

There arc two usual ways Of doing what M
ture sometimes does inoOmpletely. namely, to
relieve the bowels. One II 10 swallow drastic
purgative which eyacuates profusely, abruptly
and with pain. the Other Is to take Hostetter
stomach Bitters. the effect Of which IL not VIC.
lent, but sufficiently thorough. and which does
not gripe the intsstlnes. II The first Is selected,
the person employing 1t need not expect perma.
nent benefit snn he cannot hope TO escape the
facilitating reaction which leaves the organs
- bad or worse OF than before. II, on the
other hand. he resorts TO the Bitters he cal,
rely upon the restoration Of regular habit Of
body. consequent upon . renewal Of . health
full tone In the intestinal canal. Besides health
fully relaxing the bowels, the Bitters arouses 4
dormant liver, imparts = beneficial impetus u
the action OF the kidneys. and c0unteracts the
early twingee of rheumatism. Q tendency "a
govt and malaria In all Its forMs.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

AT the close of recent performance
at the opera house, and while the crowd
was retiring. ladys garment was
caught in seat A gallant Irishman
rushed to the rescue. and asked the
trouble. My lace is caught" she
said. +" Hould on a bit. lady," said
he, land I'll relase "-Baagor
Commercial
How to getint a mess and how to
get out Of it.-At an art exhibition:
THAT picture Of KS is fearful daub.
don't you thinkp" The gentleman
addressed: Il beg your pardon but
I'm the artist" .'Oh, beg ten thou
sand pardons! The fact is. don I know
any thing about art-I just repeat what
! hear everyone sayingr'
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
Try GERAKA for breakfast,
SEQ Antiseu Plano advertisement.
South American Mosquitoes.

Some ludicrous stories are told about
adventures with the mosquitoes. Ihave
been solemnly assured that often when
they have attacked boat and driven
its captain and crew below they have
broken the windows of the cabin by
plunging in swarms against them. and
have attempted to burst in the doors
Although this may be something Of an
exaggeration. it is nevertheless true
that frequently horses and cattle. after
the most frightful sufferings. have died
from mosquito bites on board the yes-
sells. Not long ago herd of valuable
cattle were being taken from the
United States to ranch upon the Mag
dalena river, and became SO desperate
under the attacks Of the mosquitoes that
they broke from their stalls and all
were drowned. Passengers intending
to make the voyage usually provide
themselves with protection in the shape
Of mosquito bars. head nets and thick
gloves. and when on deck are COM
PEELED to tie their sleeves around their
wrists and their pantaloons around
their ankles. Magazine.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
WHY ?

WHY do I have this drowsy, lie
less feelingf WHY do I have Back.
achef WHY Neuralgia and Rheu.
matismi WHY does Scrofulous
taiLt and Erysipslas show itselfi
BECAUSE your blood is filed
with Poison, which must be Com.
plotely Eradicated before you can
regain health. You must 20 to the
root OF the matter. Put the Kidneys
the great and only blood purifying
organism complete order, which is
complete health, and with
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
There 10 not moment without some duty.
THE FLYING DOVE or PEACE.

THE FLYING DOVE or PEACE.
A richly frosted quivering flying Dove.
A Dream of Life screen calendar. An i'm.
ported ideal head. An imported frosted
snow scene and . full set Of magnificent
floral cards. Fourteen artistic pieces.
Sent to snyOne who will buy from q drug
gist = 30. Of the genuine Dr. G; MLANRs
and mail US the outside wrapper from the
box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your
address plainly. FLEAINa Bros, PiTrs.
BURGH, PA.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

FROM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF
WESCHESTER co. NEW YORK.
WHITE PLAINS, N. Y. April 10, 1886.
have received many letters in reference
to my testimonial, lately published, COM
mending ALLoocK's Porous PLAsTERs.
cannot spare the time to answer them
in writing, therefore would again say,
through the press, that have found ALL
COCKS Porous PLAsTERs invaluable "a
chest protectors and shields against
coughs and colds. Furthermore, l have
found ALLCoCKs PLAsTERs unequaled for
pains in side, back and chest
NELSON II. BAKER.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

There are girls who never hear
big church bell in the next block, and
yet they are able to detect the tinkling
OF the tiny bells on an ice-cream cart
tour squares away.-M O. hcagune.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

Consumption, Wasting Diseases.
And General Debility. Doctors disagree a. to
the relative value Of Cod Liver Oil and HypO-
phosphites; the one supplying strength and
flesh, the other giving nerve power, and acting
as . tonic to the digestive and entire system.
But In SCOTS Emulsion Of Cod Liver Oil
with HypOphosphites the two are combined,
and the effect Is wonderful. Thousands who
have derived no permanent benefit from other
preparations have been cured by this. SCOTS
Emulsion 10 perfectly palatAble and easily di-
gested BY those who cannot tolerate plain Cod
Liver OIL.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

WHY do we
b b CA U 8 e
ands OF CRATE
women in all
world hayevol-
ten Us to this
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

=. II. FISH. Assayer and Analy teal
Or. Analyses made Of all substances Rates
for asAaying gold and silver ores 3l.5O. PACE
ages sent by mail or express promptly attended
to, and returns made
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

NOTHING Is KNOWN TO SCIENCE AT
n all comparable to the CuTICURA REMEDIES
In their marvellous properties Of Cleansing.
purifying and identifying che skin and In
curing torturtng. disfguring, itching soaly and
pimpiy diseases Of the skin. scalp and blood
with loss of hair
CUTicURA. the great SKIN CURE, and Cur.
oURA SOAP An exquisite Skin Beautilier, pre-
pared from It. externally, and CU1IcURA RE-
cure every form Of skin and blood disease from
pimples TO scrofula.
Bold everyw Price: CUTIcURA, &c.; RE-
SOLVENT, Il; Soar, Csc. PREPARED BY the PoT.
TER DRU0 AND CHEMICAL CO.. BOSTON, MASS
Send for How 10 Cure Skin Diseases
E1 Pimples. blackheads, ohappsd and oily Va
~ skin prevented by CUTiCURA Soar. N
- Dull Aches, Pains and Weaknesses In
stantly relieved by the CUTIeURA ANTI
PAIS fLAsTER. the only palm killing piassss So
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

The use Of steel castings 10 becoming 70 ex.
tended In England as TO alarm the iron. found.
err. who see their prospects for work clipping
away from them.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

The latest medical theory pre-
scribcs only two meals day-one at
the beginning and one at the end Of the
day. If people adopt this plan and
carefully avoid working between meals
life would be much easier. 1t Is work.
ing SO much between meals that makes
life so hard.-Norqoich Bulletin
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
Beauty without grace Is q hook without bal
WHAT A OUNCE!

suffered with fever. hot head and foul BREATH
With stomach dis Ordered-was sick unto DEATH
bore 1t . week-surely was Ounce
Then took few "Peilets"-they cured mo At
once.
What . Ounce, indeed, to neglect such q
remedy and suffer . week, whom quick relief
could have been found In DIR. Pierce's Pleasant
Purxative Pellets
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

sudden Changes OF the weather
often cause Pulmonary. Bronchial and Asth-
matte troubles. .Brotpn's bronchial Troches-
will allay irritation which induces coughing.
giving immediate relief Sold only in boxes.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
ELy's
CREAM BALM,

1 am surpyised
after using E2ys
Cream Balm tN0
months to find the
right most ri Uhich
cds closed for ~
yenrs. is open
and free as the
other. / feel very
thankful. r. II.
Cressenghan., N5
18th st., Brooklyn.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
WARMERS SAFE Cure

and WARMERS SAFE PILLS your
euro Is Certain.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

OF all thieves fools are the worst; they rot
you Of time and patience.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
MAY TO BELL.

DO not talk Of your private, personal or
family matters
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

know this7 mn
tens of thous
full men and
parts Of the
unfairly writ
effect.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

Money cannot make brains. but brains car
make money
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

screen IL WAS AL OOp init her.
'And you bought somet"
II buys ten"
mir. Dunder. you don't know enough
to pound sand!'
II doan'! Show me so ne sand und
Ipouad his head off! Do you belief l
like to be seekp''
well, go on--what else?''
Il hat n tire-escape put on my saloon
Mebbe you tind some fault nit dot"
"On your saloon! At what point?'
'Dn der back door, Ee VIA, mad
Of wire. und holds half \ bushel.'
.On the back door! holds half !:
bushel Explain!"
''Ican explain in two seconds. ha'
a man put oop fire-escape so dot }
shall escape fire dot burns me oudt.
Glow will you escape?"
..Doan' tell you dot hat no fire If
he vhas oop dere. He doan' lot \ fire
preak oudt--he makes me escape {.
fire."
''And you paid for j.o''
Il pay four dollar. ofcourse. Peoples
doan' work for nothing"
well. declare! It's wonder som,
one don't offer to buy you for cucum
BERT
Deere You vhas again. Eafrybod.
yells for tire-escape. und shust as soon
as get one you make fun Of me
Mebbe you like my place to burn oop
und vbas ruined?'
''WelI. we'll! But GO on. Two
swindlers a week ure nothing for you.
What else?"
"Vhas Sneneral Shackson dead?"
WAS he! Well, l should remark
G neral jackson has been rs dead as a
door-nail these fifty years past"
Has he? Dot does me good. Dot
wash one time | wash all right, und
doan get shwndled."
What do YOU meanp''
''Vhell, = nice man comes in my place
two days ago. Wash l Carl Dunder:
I wash. All right. Say. Mr. Dunder,
wash on to a scheme dot make Il,
rich. like you to work her among
der Shermans und take dor Yankees.
1t vhas called Sheneral Shackson's Dis.
covery, but he died before he do much
aboudt him. 1t ,has how to get de,
sand out Of sand stone"
Great Scots!'
Hen yhas he great Scots! Dom,
you like to get the sand oudt ii he yhas
in derco'
what for; can't you get sand almost
anywhere? Isn't it as cheap as dirt?"
IL doan' think of dot. Well. ply
golly.'
ANT you bought the secret?"
"Vhsll, We 60 into partnership, you
see. | give him twenty-five dollars
und lac goes ny Chicago to get some
machinery. He vhas to do all ter
work, und vhas to sell der sand und
be thu, treasurer.
well. you'll never treasurer any on
that twenty-five dollars It's wonder
he didn't strike you for fifty"
He did,"
And why didn't he get ilp"
II loan happen to hat him. See how
sharp vhas. safe twenty-five dollar
in one lump. like to see you do pet
ter
.'Yon d better hire small boy to
stay in your place and keep sharpers
oil. You don't know grass
Il doan! You pring me some straw
und will show you! Sergeant!'
"Wello"
Look at my eye! l safe twenty five
dollar und you call me a fool! Now
look oudt! Keep your ear py dot tele-
phone. yhas going home. Poorly
soon some TELLER comes along und
wants to know il dot yhas Gratiot ave-
nue.. He vhas shwindler. | take
him by ter neck und preak him in two
fife times. uad if dot telephone rings it
vhas me und l like dot corpse carried
AWAY. Good day. sir!"-Detrosl Free
Press.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

The reward of one duty is the power to fulfil
another.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

Wit is folly. unless wise man has the keel
ing Of 1t.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

II you have cstarrh, use the surest remedy
DR.. Sage's.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

The heart has reasons that reason does not
understand
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

Washington Territory now claims
to have over 200. 900 inhabitants.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21
REWARD

GENERAL AGENTS WANTED! s :sSS TO 2
month easily made selling the Farmers Friend.
abag holder and scales combined. Dent Mine
puget Sound Mfg. Co.. Tacoma, Wash. Ter.
Mountain Home bulletin. (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1888-1889, 1888-07-21

NJ. No. 9s0-s. =. N. U. No. al.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
CABINET GUESSING.

Cabinet making is the favorite amuse-
ment of the politicians since the cleo
ton, and as ii is an innocent sort of pas
time, there can be no harm in giving
them full sway. A number of gentle
men will be h0nored 10y assigning them
to places in the cabinet in advance of
President HARRIsoN'S Inauguration
who will never be thought OF after
wards. 1t is singular, However, how
many of the cabinet makers are dis
posed TO drop Mr.. BLAINE from the
list, and that there should be such a
concurrence of opinion among them on
this point eycites suspicion that there is
method in it. 1t is possible that the
president elect, through his friends, is
thus paving the way to reconcile public
disappointment in case Mr.. BLAINE
should not be invited to become premier
of the new administration. When GAR
FIELD was elected in 1880 the fact that
Mr.. BLAINE was to be made secretary
of state was accepted as part of the
result of the election, and no other
name was eanvassed in connection with
the position. When Mr.. BLAINE came
home last summer and assumed lie der
ship of his party it was likewise
accepted by the public as fact
that he was to have the high
est post of honor in the HARRISON
administration in case the Republicans
carried the election. Il the Chicago
convention had expressly named him as
the choice of his party for the post of
secretary of state. it could Tot have
been more definitely understood than it
was during the entire campaign. And
that which had been accepted as fact
by the American people, that he was TO
hold the post of honor in the HARRISON
administration, was never questioned
until the campaign was closed and tie
cl.c.ion was essr. Nogl;t is ring On
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
ABSURD PAKTisANSHlP.

The st. Paul GLOBE advises BILL SPRINGER
not 10 stand in the way of division and adj
mission for Dakota. The GLOBE was Dako-
til enemy when it was DISTINGUISHED and
helpless. Now that it is soon to be powerful,
happy and clothed with the dignity of dual
statehood, the GLOBE has changed its tune,
and seeks to curry favor with the people of
the territory by advocating division. Rather
late in the day.-Minneapolis Journal.
That is absurd partisanship. The
GLOBE has been one of the most con-
slant and persistent advocates of state
hood that Dakota has had, regardless of
party. In view of the diversity of local
sentiment as shown by 10000 majority
against division in North Dakota year
a %, and still larger one in the South
in favor and the situation at Washing
ton, the GLOBE has thought that state
hood could be most speedily attained by
admission as one state, with subsequent
division if desired. A very large por-
ton of the people there took the same
view, but with the changed conditions
now existing it is believed that division
and admission as two states is the most
feasible. Admission has been, and now
is. the thing required, and the GLOBE
will continue to-urge the acceptance of
whatever course promises its earliest
attainment. 1t has too many intelligent
readers in the territory to give the inn
mutation of the Minneapolis sheet any
force
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
REDUCING POSTAL RATES.

Senator SAWYER, of Wisconsin, is
reported as intending to press, as his
speciality, the scheme he has supported
heretofore to still further reduce the
postal rates. The service has rarely
been self-supporting, and, of course.
would be further from that basis with
one-cent postage. The distances are
700 great for the low rate to meet the
cost, but the experience has been that
the reductions have enormously in
creased the mail matter, and not
materially widened the gap between
expenditures and receipts. Not very
old persons can remember when the
letter rates varied according to distance,
and often is and "a cents were required,
and it was optional whether to prepay
or not. None would wish to return to
that system. There may be a question
whether the time has quite come for
penny postage, but it is matter of
time, and will, no doubt, bring with it
the removal of all charge on news
papers,.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
LABOR ALL RIGHT.

CHAUNCEY DEPEW and his profess
sional shadow, JAMES &. BLAINE, are
sending information into the West to
the effect that the labor vote of the East
won HARRIsoN's victory. 1t would be
well enough to believe this if the returns
did not disproye their assertions. The
great anthracite region Of America con-
sistS of the counties of Carbon. Column
ba, Lackawanna. Luzerne, Northum-
berland and Schuylkill, III high tariff
Pennsylvania. There the,y vote is essen
TALLY that of labor, and represents the
sentiments of bread-WinnerS, and not
millionaires. In 1884 these counties
gave BLAINE a majority of 2.446. In
1888. after the tariff reduction agitatiols
these same counties gave 1900 majority
for CLEVELAND, a Democratic gain of
1000. We snail find, as the days pass,
that this has been the case in majority
of the labor centers OF the United
States. and that if Republican success
had been st liked upon that vote it would
have been grievously left. To the farm
ers of the Northwest these statistics
will give new hope and comfort. They
will realize that they do not stand alone
in the contest for lower taxes, and that
the principles advocated so coura-
geously by GROVER CLEVELAND have
come to stay and triumph.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT.

OF the class of 20 of Harvard only seven
members remain, one of whom is DR.. Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
PAX, the Corean minister at Washington, is
not to be recalled. Society at the capital is
wild with delight.
Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria has made
another attempt to get his Life insured for
large amount, but without success.
The queen of Roumania, Carmen SYLVIA"
is writing q novel. She will soon be known
as the queen of Seribomania.
In spite OF all that has been said about him
o late. it is evident that Bismarck still has
his hand OH the helm in Germany.
When Capt. James Brooks. of the steam
ship Arizona, lands his vessel at her dock in
New York in few days he will have crossed
the Atlantic 601 times.
1t is to be regretted that Samuel j. Tilden's
wines and liquors were not Thought some time
before election and sent around to the diff
ferent Democratic committees.
Chairman Quay bet every cent he possessed
on La .rison's election, even mortgaging his
house i'll Philadelphia to raise money for
wagers. Quay is great statesman.
Since the marriage of his daughter Gen.
Boulanger has shown symptoms of melan-
cholia. He is no longer careful about his at
tire, and his friends are worried about him.
Eugene Field, the wellknown newspal er
man of Chicago, H., has become interested
i'll esoteric Buddhism. He has temple to
Buddha in his apartments, and, il is said.
pays his deyotions to that Oriental deity.
They say in Chicago that Field is likely to
take the place of Nine. Blavatsky in this
country before very long.
Edward Murphy, chairman of the New
York state Democratic committee, has re-
ceiyed q fine assortment of congratulatory
kilograms since election day. Mr. Murphy is
wealthy brewer, who has for many years
dominated the political destinies of Troy. N.
Y. He is a-portly. digEifed man, past middle
age, and as clever politician as the much
lauded Senator Quay.
There is a good deal of Indignation felt in
England over the widely published assertion
that the Prince of Wales is not a success on
horseback. 1t is claimed by his friends that,
although his figure is not fitted for eques-
trianism, he has a wonderfully good seat and
is fearless and dashng horseman. He has
a tendency to ride old and favorite horses
which have grown unequal to the task of
carrying his weight
There is a man named William E. Haight
living in Chicago who claims that he is re-
sponsble for Benjamin Harrison's elevation
to the presidency. He says that when the
Republican convention was in session he
| went about the lobbies of the hotels distribu-
ting copies of pamphlet containing q de-
scription of the bat lie of Tippecanoe. Mr..
Haight is convinced that i'll this way he Gre
ated such enthusiasm f6r Harrison that moth
ing was able to prevent his nomination. Mr.
Haight ought to have something fat from the
incoming administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1888-11-19
spellbinders at Tea.
New York Telegram.

New York Telegram.
reunion of Spellbinders.
happy meeting Of spoilsmen.
They had final inning at Delmonieo's last
night.
There were just Ill Spellbinders.
What is a Spellbinder?
He is campaign speaker who in his time
has held an audience spellbound.
Or thought he had.
All these Ill Spellbinders have lust re-.
turned from the field of battle.
They threw their mighty spells over the I'M
suspecting farmers of Schenectady and
Ganajonarie.
And the result of the election shows that
they were skillful lassoers.
Many a good tariff reformer was dragged
to the ground, his brand erased. and he was
hauled in and counted for Harrison in the
grand roundup
Hence these Spellbinders have cause to
yawp and howl with g]ee.
With these Ill Spelbinders were num-
Der of grand moguls and other spoilsmen.
Chauncey Depew, Of course, was the boss
binder.
He told all about the tricks of tho campaign
orator.
And also eulogized him because of the in.
conveniences which he endures during a
campaign.
''Show me man, yelled Chauncev, with
pure Grand Central and Hudson River Eng
lish. show me a man who is less willing to
exchange solid home comforts and boiled
beef dinners for q Pullman palace car and a
dinner on the RAIL-
And they all whooped and said ''Chaun-
cey's all right"
They tried TO weave their misty spell about
him, but he wouldn'tspell.
Then the spoilsmen got up and between
the consomme and fish gave vent to their
feelings by uttering wild, eXultant shout
They gave this as the future password and
motto of the spoilsmen.
LET us have the postoffices of the nation
and we care not who makes its laws"
Somebody dropped nickel in the slot and
Warner Miller popped up.
He was eloquent in his description of the
canses that made David B. Hill succeed Gov
Hill, and he waved the ensanguined garment
until the Spellbinders got tired.
They want another inning.
And they got it.
Every one of them tried hard to cast his
spell upon his brethren.
II was their last chance.
The Spellpinders have been consigned to
innocuous desuetude for four years.
But they have changed toispoilsmen.
And they viii be with us every day in the
wear