New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-04-05
THE TALK Or THE DAY.

1dE IdLh VT lHE IA
A man was appointed o Iettercarrie in Indlanap-
| oils who was unable to read the addresses on the
letrrs he SUI posed to deliver. The occurrence,
however seems to cause ma kcd surprise. II
this were moi an era of prof ssed reform II would be
pronounced n bllSiering disgrace upon the Admins
tratlOn under which II was possible
know any h ngl
Mamma cry busy)1No, dear.
"Aunt Sal an said tho birds were flying north
caus II was gon' to gel warm
don't they1"
Il suppose 500 - ,.,o..
We en- find out anything about the weather.
Omaha World.
Consider no mans fame secure until his viii is pro-
bated.
"only thlnl,' exclaimed Fender..on reading Of
The devastatons of the ocusis al the West' " lat
"What a foitunste cape!' said Fogg ayou
Tfe e. sGqn ascp '"a' way last
An Iowa genius holds he offices of United States
Signal Observer, City Clerk, To. nshp Clerk. United
states Chain Agent Township Treasurer and Adjutant
of @. A. r. Post.
Not a CT ttoring success-Papa had visitors and
sent the three yearold cyclone to bed The cyclone
open Df Papa p %S him: # on # @e15Sj Of a.
in bed, He'd him down again.
81 Just want 10 show you how manage boy"
like going the r Oh; way about 81 TO make boy mind
Slowly and ky the cyclone cam Own
" hat are doors made ior sir" demanded papa
The cyclone looked at him. at the visitors, at the
To open, O. "-(Phlaielpha Call
new thing in dudes imported hats this spring
would be bans
4 srr ng t acF.-First Nebraska Citizen-Whew
Ra r Coz, this morn
econ Nebras4a Cltizen-Yes winds from the
True enough so It Is didn't notice; blowing direct
from New York."-(OmaAa World
James whtcomb Riley used to paint signs before
he took to literature; now he paints realities in his
ola ect poems
Frank stockton does not believe that an author
need feel gre IN Order 10 produce II IT, others. Ger
tainly 10 In nine case, out OF ten all he has to dI
is to write aud the grief is sure to come to the read
er.-(Bosou Transcript.
Two dlne ent kinds of typical Americans are now
on thor way to this country-MinIster Phelps and
John L. Sui ivan.
Thing, One Would Rather Have Left Unsaid. Lady
Of the House archly)-My hu bands no a. hone
Mr. GOodenHGsh ana o ntagc ne to can Cd some pretty
CaIer-Ah I've given that up long ago i-tLondon
Punch.
The Kings County Democrats have decided to 60 to
the National Democratic Convention in St Louis In
soiled linen lie ore they there two days.
Dr. Talmage told this st ~ al Louisville, KY,
he other day "Once tn re were number OF
men, solemn and sedatc, and an old woman a. ia
%es am in ship sailing stra gh to heaven, and
my bark sail s 3 @ gIns goa BE- see ua rare the
shore The second to slightly overcome the
orn e. pr or, said: Yes, I'm sailing home,
soon soy 'Pp nea sO the shore The old lady ened
carefully every word and when the men haI
DC urcd ter + llglOn on their ips she gp up
and sad well you al rro Eett n long mighty
fast have cen Ioin 10 hea'eh Tor ,a sst ,hars
at ali III walk the rest OF ine way, ard all Iyc
got to say to yo1 men Is thai II you gel 10 g"n
git there tall"
Anrexa Ion Is said to be in the ar in Canada There
is one hing in favor of xaton from the Ameri an
point OF view-we should be able to get hold OF the
Md rmanic boodlers who COW soiournlng across
the border, and perhaps Colonel Fellows might sue
iced in convlctlng some of thom
The Instantaneous Process.-Dumley go pho
toCa he DO you ak pi lures By the instantanc-
Gus p ocess / i'w IN hurry.
u" Pho Il og arhe Yes, sir
Photograph or-Ail right, sir; just sit down and
Dui,isy-H W long viii have to wait
Phoiogral he On y a few hours there's baby
an ad OF yOu.-(Th' Epoch
The unseonly sluabble in a Reformed Ep scopal
hurch in J rsey city gets the thought that the
church ought to lie reformed little more.
Maine girl who has been spending few months
IN b ard NJ house I'm Nrw-Jerel has this to say OF
the ueDI IL she ne' mp esscd by their genial
and T. endly at tudr toward tn stranger who came
among them contrasting It With the GOODNESS VIII ca l
Inow would have ieen sh Jwn I'm some boar ing
0 ses In New E gland III was very pi "a ~ !.
'iselI fcl' | was ( c 10 a init that my new
acquaintances ca ed tt for MT i. etas purs1is
and thai hey were well cont nj tO vegetaie In % la
OF petty lite es s. while the bier faculties OF thr
mind lay do maut l sIeedliy found m self endowed
with rcpu alton for culture, which APP areniy LOON
lis rise IN my abiding some recent works Of fiction
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