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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-10
Talk from England,

1hs British premier made an after
DINNER speech Of an all-around- the world
6nd ca Friday night. He began by
Pokiag clumsy John Bull fun at the
AEeg3cs1s about their additions to this
k1Hory Ct electioneering, and casually
nanar1ed tia. The Washington states
Een has not apparently commended
theuse!yes to the approval of the Amer
fcnrs.n
II n evident that Lord Salisbury agrees
wish the British press in regarding the
eaection Of Harrison and Morton as
nothing in the world but singing re-
proof to President Cleveland for his sharp
treatment Of Sackville and his menace
OF Canada. The English are apparently
quite oyerjoyed at the unexpected turn
american affairs have taken, and though
sney have lately been taught discretion
expression OF their thoughts about
America, it is plain enough that they feel
quite secure about Canada and the fisheries
with an ex-director and large stockholder
OF The Canadian Pacific railway elected
70 the vice presidency with fair chance
OF vote in the Senate. Salisbury went
rambling on in his speech to talk about
preparations for defense, but it was all
with view to resisting the vast military
powers ON the continent and there was
not the most remote suggestion of any
trou bic with us over Canada or ANYTHING
else. 1t is true that such possibility
appears very remote, but if President
cleveland had been reelected it would
at least b ave been limited ut.
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A West Chester Man Robp,s

At an early hour Friday mo,n,oo, A.
residence of Mr.. Philip M. Snarn,sss no 10
Wo.t Uhtster, was entered by a thief ana
mo ioilo"ipg vsiuablss we're taken: Two
notes, sgeregs,ing $1,000, drawn bv
mcoIscksn othe DeLsvai Cream Separator
com psny, certifcste for 525 shares Of stock
IN ,ne com npsny, one gold watch and chain,
value, an overcost, under coat and vest and
some siivefware. The thief eptersa
through side window by removing The
inside blinds, aud the bulk OF his booty
was obtained in Mr.. Sharpless' sIeepiny
apartment He put on Mr.. Shsrpless' coats
snu vest and left his old ones, but these ss
ss' issd 70 no clue 10 the thief
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ared out with it7n

1t doesn't do a bit Of good TO take twelve
mile promedade in n fourteen foot room with
the baby. ana sing or declaim "Hootc hie,
pootchie, pudden ana pie" Use DIR. Bull's
Baby syrup ana be done with II. ANY drug.
gist VIII sell IL 10 you for Is cents.
1t fs convenient TO have al ways on hand
some imple remedy for bowel complaint ana
pain in the stomach. Those affections YIELD
Al all druggists.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-10

A WRITER In Science reports . curios
dream by which he was ensbled 10 meas
ure the probable Time Of . mental process.
1t shows that dreams are rambling sugges-
tions OF . half awake mind but arc
wonderfully rapid at tilnea He say 10
/ fell asleep about eleven O'CLOCK, and
found myself with companion In wood,
watching . number OF wood-cutters at
work. After looking ct them for some
time, ono OF the workmen drew my atten.
tion quite suddenly by giving forth q
strange sound, half musical and hAlfspeech,
by which he seemed TO be trying to express
something TO his neighbor, and the sound
came with every blow OF his axe In regular
rhythm. The sound seemed 10 me dis
tinctly familiar and yet very strange,
and turned to my friend and said :
"Whst an apology for conversation ~
Just NJ spoke, swok Q, and the sound OF
the peculiar tone Of . clock down stairs
striking twelve broke In upon my con.
sciousness. The four remaining strokes OF
the clock preserved exactly the rhythm Of
the woodchopper's axe and not only 90,
but the sense Of familiarity which had puz,
xled me In the dream was relieved with q
glow OF pltaiure a. recognized the sound
OF the clock,
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RdRh MA n ER'S

PHILADELPHIA. Saturday. Nov. II. lsss
We mostly have no word for
the little world of Trimming
and Toilet and such like things
that men folks and women
folks wait till Saturday to buy.
They're here just the same; all
of them.
We begin a year or more
ahead to get ready for the
quickest of the Handkerchief
season, just as we do to get
ready with many other sorts OF
goods. Beginning on some-
thing or other all the time.
Can't get order work off-hand
from loommen or makers of
any kind. Patterns must be
picked, styles settled on, and
then comes the work, work,
work of getting out big lots.
The Handkerchief Harvest
is ripe. Eighty-four feet Of
counter space and ranks on
ranks OF shelving behind hold
the samples.
Little more. AS the crowd
OF buyers thickens there must
be be more and more counters.
There should be now, but vet
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= LUCKY Thirteen OF young women
1faduassd on Friday night rom the train.
'}og school for nures OF the University ~
Psnnsyivania. The cain contempt for
eRpsrstition shown by these graduates ia q
~ profession IL quite admirable. Among
- was full-blooded Sioux girl from tie
4noaan school, who will doubtless be "big
o.eosc'ns" she returns TO her tribe. In
ySv Of We strong demand for thoroughly
sesese nnrsss the Indian girl viii pro.
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An Interesting Occasion.

From the Tsrre Haute Express.
." Bte'r Johnson, was you down to the
opeDin' OF the now club room ~
You bettah say de openin's, Mistah
Brown. Oar was FREQ of 'em. Br'er
Thompson he opened dc proceedin's wiv
prayer, den after q little while Pete Jack
son he opened jack pot on TO- flush, and
Cyrus Smith he opened Jackson wiv q
razzlr,D
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WANlM lMIRERS

awhile we'll make shift with the
samples. It's so handy to the
big stock room up stairs--just
as il there were a thousand feet
more Of counter room a couple
Of minutes away.
Manufacturers have outdone
themselves. They do every
year. This time the outdoing
is a big stride ahead of any.
thing in the past. We have
the Handkerchiefs Of more
than a dozen OF the foremost
Linen workers OF the old world.
Handkerchiefs for misses and
women, Handkerchiefs for boys
and men. Original designs,
marvels Of fneness, wonders OF
cheapness.
Embroidered
Hemstiiched ana embroidered
Printed and embroidered
Fancy Diced
Revered ana Embroidered
scallopec, hmbroidefed and Diced
rIain white
Figured Mourning
s,iid n MOurning
and SO the sorts run. Styles
and styles of each.
We hold up enough to give
you notion Of them:
Women's II a n d k e rchiefs,
plain white linen, convent
work" initials. Unlaundered.
$I.2o a dozen, Ioc each.
Women's plain white linen,
hemstitched, 7sc to So a dozen.
Misses plain white, hem
stitched, printed, embroidered,
scalloped and embroidered,
scalloped, embroidered and
printed, at bits OF prices.
In Mems Linen Handker-
chiefs there are now I3 good,
new, fresh styles at I2Hc each,
such as usually sell at 25c. A
few very Frenchy 25c. Copies
Of Paris styles on Irish Linen,
25c.
The best pennyworth of the
season, perhaps, is the Mems
plain white linen hemstitched,
"a and inch hem, at $3.50 a
doz. Unlaundered. They would
almost be good value at 49,,
One from the silk corner
plain white old-fashioned China
Silk, hemmed, "a inches soc, 2S
inches 75c each.
All our Linens are as eener-
Gus as Handkerchiefs, and as
true flax. We don't call cot.
ton and linen Linen. How
many stores can you point out
where il isn't iones
ssEisvgsz .. CENTRE
As much OF nove,.y in the
Children's Millinery corner as
IN the Wou,ens. The tide cf
new things flowing through both
is unchecked. That's where
wise merchandising comes in.
It's so easy to heap up lot OF
unliked styles-to make a show.
ing OF plenty and have nothing
that anybody wants. Think OF
a Millinery store with no dead
places in it.
Worth from Thirteenth and Chestnut streets
ggFaar.
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Chance AoqaaiDinnce Mt Montreal
From the Burlington FREQ Press.
"If 1 may ask, how much money die
you ever clear at one time ?''
Forty thousand doilarA"
"How?'
CIeared mt with n ~
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NUTlCURA REMKDIEs.
SCRATCHED. ss YEARS.


DlEs twen,y-eight years ago Il would have
saved me 10000 two hundred dollarpl ana an
immense amonn. Of csosrins cissss.
over my body ana got under nv nails. Ihe
my sae,nx wss endless and a. v,asomt 1as s.sief
One thousand dollars would not tempt me 10
have ,hs az S,sesss &c over again; am poor man.
PSORIASIS. e.c. 1 took =. and =. .sarsapariils
o 's sss ss suf 100
@ baby's All used OF them was three
cura Resolvent, and two cakes Of CuticurA
soap.. II you had been here and said you
Ss ssSs s.s stS: Ss ssrsS me % H. p.sSS
Two, /" How to Cure Skin DiseaSes,") but nov
force Of habit j rub my W hands % over @ my Irn Arms
and lcgs to scratch once in q while, but to no
purpose, I am al we'll. scratched twenty:
nature to me. thant you . thous sand umes
Anything more that you went TO know write
me- me ar or any 20 one who reads this may write to
w. DknrIs DOWNING.
WATERBURY. Vt, Jan. 20. 1887.
Lichsn, Prnsiius. seal Head, Mix Cut, Dan
drum. Barbers.' BAKERS 9rocers, ana washer
ana scalp and Hood. with Loss Of Hair arc
~ sas SIN
Beautiier. externally, and CuTIouRA RHsoLv.
Err. the new blood Pnriner, Internally. when
sold everywhere. Prics, CUTi0UsA, soc ;
POrLER DRUG AND GMEni6xL CO.: Bos.
1rsend for How TO Cure Skin Diseases. !"
u pages. % Illustrations. and lo0 testimonials
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Providing For = Rainy DAY.

FROM the Boston Transcript
Thrifty Motber--Ellen, why will you
persist In eating the soft OF your bread and
leaving crusts under the edge Of your
plstef Some day you may be glsd 70 get
even crusts to eat.
Thoughtful Dsughter--Y Yes, mother, that's
what I'm saving them for.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-10
SneezIng Catarrh.

The distressing sneeze, sneeze. sneeze, the
acifd. watery discharges from ths eyes and
nose. tbs painful tnfl animation extending to
the throat, the swelling OF the mucous lining.
causing choking sensations, cough, ringing
noises In the head and splitting headaohes,-
how famft Ar these SYMPHONIC are TO thousands
who suffer periodically from head colds or in
tuepza, ana " ho live In ignorance OF the fact
that single application of sANFoRD's RADI.
oAL CURE FOR CATARRu will afford nstantaneous
relief
But this treatment in GASES OF simple Ca
tarrh gives but faint idea OF what this
reredy will 90 in this chronic forms. where
the breathing is obstructed by choking put, ia
mucous accumulations, the hearing affected,
smell and taste gone. throat ulcerated ana
hacking cough grad uall y fastening itself upon
the debilitated system. Then It is that the
marvellous curative power OF sAFpoRDs RAD.
IoAL CURE mapiiests itseif in instantaneous
and grateful relief. Cure begins from the nrst
application. 1t is rapid, radical. permanent,
economical, safe.
sANYoRp's RADICAL CURR consists Of one bot
TIC OF the RADICAL CURE. one box OF CA.
TARRHAL SOLVENT ana an IMPROVED INHALER,
price, Sl.
POTTER Dhua Il CHEMICAL Co., Boston.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1888-11-10
NEW CONNECTIONS.
HUBER & HOLMAN,
Steam Manufacturing Oonfec.
tioners.
COR. GRANT 4 CHRISTIAN SITS,
LANCASTER,
NEW COMPETITIONS.

Having erected a large factory. well equlr.
ped with the latest improved machinery for
tie manu- 'aclure OF CONNECTIONS. we have the
facilities for supplying the trade OF this city
and county with nner, cheaper aud better
goods than any heretofore Offer to the pub
lie OF Lancaster.
No poisonous co'ors are used in the manu-
facture CT cur goods. We buy only the best
materials TO be fvuHd In the largest markets
of the country. We have M old ST ock of stat
candies. We buy our supplies In large guam
titles and secure the bene1 Is OF reduced prices.
Before purchasing your Christmas Candies
call ana examine our fun line Of Cream Bon
BoDs. Fancy and Plain Mixtures, fine Impe.
rials. every variety OF Almonds, Chocolates,
Gums. Jelly Goods, Marshmallows. LoZenges,
Csramels, Fig Paste, Sougats, Cocoanut work
OF endless Designs. Stick Candy ana Penny
Goods OF every description.
Our Mot o Is. "Pure Goods ana Reasonable
Prices"
- Try the II. d II. Cough Drops, ana be
convinced that they are the best nstfds
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baby remain among the white people pd
prosper, and with each year the number Of
graduates from the Philadelphia school viii
increase and the thorougbness Of the oourre
be maintained while its scope n extended.
Nursing has been called new profession,
because II 10 only Of recent years that .
special educstion for il has been considered
necessary, and now Of last colleges are sct.
ing upon the hints often given by the most
eminent physicians that In many casts
more depends upon tho nuraing than upon
the medical treatment.
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DYMPLEs. Blaokheads, Chapped and OF,
: AIM Skin prevented by CUrIouRA n I'D
IOArRD SOAP.
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NEW STOCK OF CANES.
An ALL STYLES AND LOWEST PRICES,
DkMUTH'S CIGAR STORE,
No. ia East King Street.
~ Established, l7i0. febas w sRtfd
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Pains and Weaknesses

Insanity relieved by the Cuticura Anti Pain
Plaster. new. most agreeable, instantaneou 3
adapted to relieve Female Pains anu Weak.
nesses. Warranted vsstly superior to all
other plasters, ana the most perfect Antidote
to Pain. In II Animation and weakness yet com.
pounded. At all druggists, 70 cents /; hve tor
fIo; or postage free, OF POTTER DkUa AND
iunss-lydwAs&Iyw
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-11
Nuts For the President.

Bunalo commercial Advertiser.
In his letter of acceptance President
Cleveland said: Il suppose it j. need.
less to explain that all these duties and
assessments are added to the price of the
articles upon which they are .cvied and
thus become tax upon all those who
buy these articles for use and consump-
ton.
If this is so, will the President or some
of his free trade colleagues. explain why
it is that under free trade tariff steel
rails sold for 1887 per ton, and are now
selling for 1872, the duty being ST. a ton?
Why it was under free trade tariff,
pigiron cost S34. 50, and has sold recently
for S1S. after paying. as the President
says. duty tax of 500?
Why ream of paper that sold under
free trade for $16 can now be bought for
So so. the duty being % per cent?
Why under free trade an English china
tea set cost S., while just now as good an
American set, which. according to the
President, is taxed the rate of duty-60
per cent can now be had for So. 80.
Why dozen files under free trade cost
81 and are now selling for $2.30 after
paying a duty of 81 cents dozen?
Why carpets that sold for 81. 40 yard
before a protective tax of IL cents a
square yard and 80 per cent. called the
industry into existence. are now selling
for 95 cents yard.
Several of these industries are literally
created by the protective tariff; yet the
products are selling at present for much
less than they sold before the protective
tax was put on. And yet we are told BY
the President that protective tariff is a
Neavy burden upon the people.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-11
Freaks of Temper.

1t takes so little to make man mad.
Like dog m crowd. somebody
treads inadvertently upon his toes and
he yelps on general principles. He can
not locate the aggressOr. so he includes
the crowd, rs teachers do when they
keep whole class in after school be-
cause TOmmy Traddles whispered. A
man will endure great physical pain,
horrible mental anxiety. bankruptcy.
desertiOn and the brush of deaths
battle axe, but will howl like lunatic
and swear like II trooper over an unruly
collar button. or an innocent old hen
he is trying to chase through an open
barn door!
A woman will trot around all dav
with twenty-pound pug dog in her
arms. sit through a Berhardt matinee
with a high hat in front of her, walk
ten miles on II shopping expedition and
preserve her amiabIIity. but W II whip
her child cruelty because it has spilled
her cologne or lost her thimble. A
man is proud OF his muscle, and will
stand up and be buffrted by boxer
and pummelcd into human poultlce
by an'antagonist aud call il sport, but
if his baby boy runs against him anu
joys his coffee cup, or II passer b. on
the street jostles him. he is mad enough
to set Coustanlinople on fire. - Chicago
EUeHiHg JourIsk.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-11
The prisoner was found not guilty
Nasal Voices. Catarrh and False Teeth. ,,

A prominent English woman says the
American women all have high, shrill,
nasal voices and false teeth
Americans don't like the constant twit
ting they get about this nasal twang and
yet it is fact caused by our dry stimula.
ting atmosphere, and the universal pres
ence of catarrhal difficulties.
But why should so many of our women
have false teeth?
That is more of poser to the English.
1t is quite impossible to account for it ex-
cept on the theory of deranged stomach
action caused by imprudence in eating
and by want Of regular exercise.
Both conditions are unnatural
Catarrhal troubles everywhere prevail
and end in cough and consumption, which
are promoted by mal-nutrition induced
by deranged stomach action. The con-
dtion is modern one. one unknown to
our ancestors who prevented the catarrh,
cold, cough and consumption by album
dant and regular use of what is now
known as Warmers Log Cabin cough and
consumption remedy and Log Cabin sar-
saparilla, two old fashioned standard
remedies handed down from our ances-
tors. and now exclusively put forth under
the strongest guarantees of purity and
efficacy by the world famed makers of
Warmers safe cure. These two remedies
plentifully used as the fall and winter
seasons advance. together with an occa-
sional use of Warmers Log Cabin rose
cream, to strengthen and protect the
nasal membranes, give a positive assur-
ance of freedom, both from catarrh and
those dreadful and if neglected, inevita-
bic consequences, pneumonia, lung
troubles and consumption. which so gen
orally and fatally prevail among our peo-
pie.
Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry
Co., Iowa. seryed four years in the late
war and contracted disease called con
sumption by the doctors. He had FIRE.
quent hemorrhages. After using War
ner's Log Cabin cough and consumption
remedy. he says, under date of Jan. 10Th,
1888: Il do not bleed at the lungs any
more, my cough does not bother me- and
| do not have any more smothering spells.
Warmers Log Cabin rose cream cured his
wife of tatarrh and she is sound and
well"
OF course we do not like to have our
women called nose takers and false teeth
owners, but these conditions can be readi.
" overcome in the manner indicated.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-10-11
QUEER YANKEE CATS.
Suicide, "a Toad Eater and n Fly
Paper Gourmand Cometo Grief

A Suicide, "a Toad Eater and n Fly
Paper Gourmand Come"to Grief
A cat committed suicide at Almyvlle
in queer way recently. writes Nor.
witch Comm correspondent of the
New York sun As Mr.. Thomas
Mathews was strolling across his lot
near the wooden mill in that place in
the morning he hoard scurrying in
the dried grass behind him; a strange
striped cat dashed past him. At full
speed she ran TO the river. distant
forty rods, and she looked neither to
the right nor left At the brink she
paused moment, then deliberately
and slowly walked into the stream.
When the water became too deep for
her TO walk further she went under
tho current and died.
Another Connecticut cat, New
London an nal, had II serious expert.
ence with fy .paper. on Church street,
in that city, the other dav. He non.
chalanty strolled up to the paper,
which was lying on the window sill,
and smellcd of it. The cat had no
sooner touched the paper with his nose
than it wrapped itself about the ami
mails nose. gathering in both eyes and
his long. stylish smellers, then reached
out and got a dab at his left ear, re-
thinning its hold with touching tcnacity.
Next it absorbed the other ear, and
got back hold on the cats head and
neck. Then the cat lay down on his
back and passed in his front paws a
moment later throwing in both hind
feet. After doing which no rolled
over seven times on the floor. and
then there was no lOnger anything
purely feline visible except Il swclled
tail protruding from round brown
paper parcel.
From tho interior OF the curious
lively cocoon smOthcrVd CALCULATIONS
in feline volapuk, hisses sneers,
wheezv coughs and saccharine- smear
ed cat-calIs came forth brokenly, and
at Irrelevant and unlikely moments.
All this time the cat was hOuncinp
about on tho floor, bounding and rico
chctting, and k Cktng vigorously with
all his feet At last there was rip
ping and sncczirg, aud then
sPasmodic and grating cOntortion.
and the Cat bounded forth from bis
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obliged, through fear OF her position

obliged, through fear OF her position
being lowered, TO place tremendous
tax on the wage-oarnlng power OF her
people by the obi CATION of military
or naval service. With the mass of
exports to offer, and with the immense
population demanding fore gn goods.
she wall in time draw to her more
commerce than has ever been handled
in the history of the world by any en-.
pire. 1t is safe 10 assume that her
millions will at Il future date prefer to
have their own flag over the countless
cargoes that will pour from and will
pour into hor harbors from Asia and
from Europe.
In comparing systems of govern.
menL few of the older republics. EN-.
pircs or Kingdoms. are found to enjoy
more real stability thau the system
founded under Washington. The
The American ship of state is built in
so many compartments, that even il
several became water-logged the ship
would float This cannot be- said of
many older nations. Mere centraIiza-
ton, either in the hands of a
monarch, or in the hands of demo.
cratic "Chamber' has reached to sucb
Il pc MT that any great popular impulse,
any wave of passion promoted by dis.
aSter. and driven by envy and poverty.
may Overlurn the vessel and cause il
to become for Il time n helpless wreck.
This IS not conceivable in the case of
the United States. There is so much
check and counter check. so slow an
operation of the forces of movement,
that men have time TO consider. TO
those VINO look upon The United States
from II European standpoint, it APP.
pears that there is far more of real
sovereignty in the hands of the pres-
dent than there is in the hands of any
of the kings who IN Europe govern by
means Of limitations of the English
That constitution
makes the sovereign reign. but does
not allow him or her to govern. In
modified forms this is the same in
Italy, in Sweden and Norway. in
Belgium. and in Span. 1t is the
same in the republic of France. Only
III Russia, and to less extent in Ger.
many. does the monarch Immediately
sway the d"stnies of his people. -
FOrun