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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-03

SCOTcH CAKE--The yolks OF elk
eggs. two cups Of sugar, ono OF but
ter. three and one-half OF four one
aud one-third Of swcet milk two
teaspoonfuls Of cream Of tartar one
half cup of citron sliced fine and
thiL. Cream the butter and sugar
thoroughly; beat tue eggs we'll snd
use tfe whites for ftosiing.-Hsit-
ford Pest.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-03

TO make corse. feel comfortably,
lace up 10 fit the form neatly, then sew
hve or six straps OF gum ribbon across
and remove the strings.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-03
Farmer and Housekeeper.

SoUR-cREAM COOKIES are made Of
one cup OF sour c,esm. one cup of
sugar. two egg:. one teaspoostui (not
hesping) of soda . little salt and
-four enou b 20 make = soft dough;
flavor with cinnamon.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-03

MUSTARD pla.ters spread with
sweet oil, it is saidD will not blister
the skin il left on all night.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1888-02-03

LOVER, of Brown Bread should
have tin made on purpose for 1t,
round aud tall, with closely fitting
cover; in this genuine brown bread
should be baked slowly for few
hours.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
Rpoiled Steok

When beef is butchered in cool weather
say in December-so much of 1t as is in
tended for steak may be hung in n cool
place, without salt, and steak cut from it
as needed, rubbing little dry meal over
the freshly cut part, to prevent drying and
crusting. The longer the meat hangs
without salt the more tender the meat
will be. Broiling steak isa very simple
process, and yet we rarely find "A properly
cooked steak on either public or private
tables. First trim OFF the rough edges and
waste fat with very sharp knife and
pound the steak untifitis thin. A great
many disapprove of this idea Of pounding;
but, nevertheless, il is the right
way. The gridiron was formerly
used for broiling steak, but it
is by no means necessary. Some
have an idea that the steak must be cooked
right ON top of the stove; but, If not very
careful, the fire will get too hot and soorcb
the steak; and then, too, the stove is
soiled, and smoke pervades the whole
house. An ordinary pan--a biscuit pan
will answer infinitely better Pace tie
pan on the stove unilquite hot Lay .he
steak in the PAN using care 90 have every
point of il come in contact With the hot
pan, and turn rapidly, to avoid burn
ing. Have butter In q hot dish at
hand. When the steak is done.
lay it in the melted butter; sprinkle
salt over it very lightly, also pepper
it plentifully, turn il over and treatthe
other side in the same manner. BrOiled
steak should never be salted until il IL
done and placed on the hot dish, The
object in having the pan hot when COM
mencing TO broil the steak is 10 scar the
outer surface to coagulate the albumcn
and thus prevent the escape Q II the iuioes
Rapid turning is necessary 10 prevent
overlooking the outside before che nte-
rior is sufficiently done.-l Woman W 0rk.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
IlIiIl1l lIil5a! 'lliSs
Schedule in effect Nov. 20. 1887.

Schedule In effect Nov. 20. 1887.
Leave Washington from station corner of
New Jersey avenue and o street.
For Chicago and Northwest, express daily
1855 q. m., $40 p. m.
For Cincinnati and St. Louis, express daily
For Pittsbure and Cleveland, express daily
1865 a. IN. and $40 D. m.
For Lexington and Local stations, tS 40 a. M
For Philadelphia. Newark and Wilmington,
7.3o a. m, 2.36 and $3.50 p. m. daily, ex-
For intermediate points between Baltimore
and Philadelphia, $500 a. m and 1915
For singerly and intermediate points, 1880
For Baltimore, 500, $50, GAO, 7.so, $50,
o60a. M, 1910, 2.35, 3.15, 45.mlnute
train, $50, 4;3o 40, $50, 5.55, 9.45,
Gao 7So, $40, $50 a. M, 1So. e'35,,
$50, 40, $50, $50, 6.45. s.35 and 11.30
For Annapolis, e.4o and 8 80 a. M, ~. 10 and
4.30 p m. On sundays, $50 IN, 40 p
m. Leave Annapolis $40, 8 80 n IN, 1905,
800. 6.3O . m. Sundays, $50 m. 4.1o
For way Stations between Washington and
Baltimore, 800, $40, 8 80 a. M, 1910,
$50, 40, 6.45 and II 80 p m. on Sun.
days, $50 am, 1.so, $50, 4.4o, e.45 and
For stations on the Metropolitan Branch,
1875 IN, 20. 40 a m, t4.40 p m, for prin-
cpal stations only; s1.10 pm and 1880
"
For Gaithersburg and intermediate points,
1880 m, t12. 80 D m, +5.35. III 20 p IN.
For Boyd,s and intermediate stations, II D
m. s10.00pm.
Church train leaves Washington on Sunday
only at Ito y. M. stopping at all sta
tions on Metropolitan Branch.
For Frederick, ts 40 m, t2.3op m, rs 80 p
m. Sundays, ] 10 p. m.
For Hagerstown. tS. 40 IN and 1880 m.
Trains arrive from Chicago daily 6.2U n IN and
5.45 p m; from Cincinnati and st. Louis
daily 6.20 u m and 2 225 p m; from Pitts
burg daily z 20 m. 8. AS D m.
From Philadelphia Chester and Wilmington,
1o.45a m, 2.20, ITO and 0:30 p m daily
and II so p. m.
From Singerly and intermediate points north
of Baltimore, 10 a. m daily.
Trains leave Baltimore for Washington at
5.10, 6.25, $40, 100, o, 0.05, 10 a. m;
1915, 1.30, 9. 4.10. 5, o, $50, 7.30, $50
and IL p. m. On Sundays, $50, 720,
9.05, 10 q. M; 1.30, 1.35, 4.1O, 8, $50,
7.30, $50 and Il D. m.
tEXcept Sunday. .Daily Sundays only.
Baggage called for and checked at hotels
and residences ON orders left at ticket offices,
619 and 1851 Pa. ave.
W. NJ. CLEMENTS, @. X. LORD,
Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
RAILROADS.
The Great Pennsylvania Route
1ga0 ~ % il4l1 ~ Iisl's

&NxttAi tf.ifl.il Y.t...af,.tf1.fsM
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
Double Track spiendtd Scenery.
Sted Rails. Magnificent Equipment.
IN EFFEcr NOVEMBER 10, 1887
Trains leaUs Washington nom Station, Corner
Of sIrth and p Streets. as B'oiotes;
For pittsburg and tho West, Chicago Limited
Express Of Palace Sleeping Cars at $50
m daily; Fast Line, $50 m daily to Gin
cinnatl and Sc. Louis, with sleeping cars
from Harrisburg TO Cincinnati and buifet
car TO st. Louis; daily, except Saturday 70
Chicago, with sleeping car Altoona to Chi
cago. Western Express at $40 m daily,
with sleeping cars Washington to Chi
eeago and ST. Louis and Except saturdaysl
daily at Harrisburg with through sleep,
ers for Louisville and Memphis; Pacific
Express, 10.pm daily, for Pittsburg. and
the West with through seepers to Pitts
burg and Pittsburg to Chicago.
BALTIMORE AMI. POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For Erie, Canandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo,
Niagara, 10 = m daily except saturday
For Williamsport, Lock Haven and Elmlra at
$3.50 m daily except Sunday.
For New York and the East, I:20.0 IL and
11;4o am, 2, 40, 10 and 1120 y m. on
Sunday, o, 40 am, Q, 4:1O, 10 and II 20
pm. Limited Express Of Pullman Parlor
and Dining. Cars OA0 a m daily except
For sunday naStayy si,5ol,, snd 5a6 daily
at Jersey City withboat OF Brooklyn An
mex, affording direct transfer to Fulton
street, avoiding double ferriage across
For Philadelphia, 700, 0. IL and 11:ao M, 2,
d:10, O, 10 and 11:20 p m. On Sunday o.,
l1d0 m, 2, 4;10, o, 10 and 11:20 y m.
Limited Express, parlor and dining, cars,
$40 m week days and 345 p m daily.
For Baltimore, 6:35, 7:20, o., 0:4O, 0:50, II
and 11dO a IN, 1905, 2, 3:d5, 410 400,
$40, @, $40, 10 and IL 30 D m. On Sun
day, o, DOB, $50, 11A0 q m, q 3:i5, 4;10,
q, $40, 10 and 1120 pm.
| For Pope's Creek Line, 100 m and diO
pm daily except Sunday, ~ 80
Ga m and d:10 pm.
| ALEXANDRIA AND sBURG
| RAILWAY AND ALEXANDRIA AND
| WASHINGTON RAILROAD.
| For Alexandria. O, 6:A5, $40, O.i7, 1857 m
1901 noon, 2:O5, 4:25, 8, 6;O1, 6:30, sos
| 1906 and 11:37 pm. On Sunday at o.
9a7, 1857 IN. $50, $50, 800 and
1905 pm.
Accommodation for Quantico, nj week
days.
For Richmond and the South, O, 1857 a n
daily and 0:01 p m daily except Sunday.
| Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, Cos
1913, $40, 7:05, O:32 1OA2 and 11:O5 I
m. OnSunday at O1O and 11:O7 m
2, $40, 7:05, 0;32 and 10A2 pm.
Tickets and information at the office, north
east corner. of 18th street and Pennsylvania
| avenue, and at the station, where orders car
| be left for tho checking of baggage to destina
ten from hotels and residences.
CUAS. Il. PUGH, j. Il. WOOD,
General Manager. g. p. A.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
The Most Valuable Invention Of Our Times.
A MACHINE
That Converts a Raw Product worth $40
into a Manufa ctured Product
worth $40 at Cost of
O II Z = O L l. * r.

Coon-seed
of short Cotton which all wasted By removal
Of this short the value seed doubled In other
words the machine takes product worth 0 and cost Of
dollar, increases its value to 500.
BY of the short the seed the seed in such
condition that the export them be conf ned to the
oil mills in this country market, the
The this valuable invention belong the American Cot
Seed New York and its capital 100000 The
sells its machines the planters and in addition the price
Of the machine the demands royalty of 81 each of
seed cleaned by hemanes The planter gladly this small
ay while the profit of 81 each ton of seed
the planter The planter the best
the in this transaction but when is considered that $780,
COO seed produced annually can be imagined what the profits
the company will be time There doubt but that
company will thousands machines
year requires enable
rany dividend the
dividends hardly estimated thousand machines
the and while they ouhtto
machines, intend
of Mr. Robert
director well
the following named gentlemen Washington
John Randolph Tucker Hon. John w Daniel Linden
Wise Gane John Sden Hon. Bourke Cochran,
o
Consolidated Exchange ability Peters,
any broker in New York be referred to.
Offering limited number of its shares manufacturing
purposes value being 500 Those who would like
the machine at work purchase stock can call upon
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
A Philosophic Wife

A story, said to come from Dover,
Me, illustrates the beauty of looking on
the bright side. Two strong temperance
women one day came upon a man lying
drunk by the road side, while his wife sat
by his side knitting. She had been walk
One of the ladies asked the faithful wife
"Mhat would become Of him if he should
die in that condition 2n II declare said
the knitter, ~ don't know what his des-
tiny would be in the future, but he seems
10 be having good time now."-[ Port
land Transcript.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

the bottom embroidered with silk and
beads, and with lace and small, close
lunches of flowers around the top.
They do not look as though they
would be becoming, but probably they
viii as soon as we get used TO them.
One lady, whose sins in the shape of
tonnets have this past two years
reached nearly to heaven, and as q di-
rect contrast have gone far TO condemn
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
Piedmont Air Line.
Gfa6w.- 6Ffssi7f<lFfn 47rzSs5dsise


SCHEDULE IN EFFECT JAN. Is, 1888.
$50 a. m. East Tennessee mail daily for
Warrenton, Gordonsville, Charlottesville,
Lynchburg and stations between Alexan'
dria and Lynchbprg Bristol Roanoke
New Orleans Pullman Sleeper Washing
11.M a. m: Fast ,55 mail daily fer Warren; Warren
Chesapeake and Ohio route, Lynchburg,
Rocky Mount, Danville and stations be-
tween Lynchburg and Danyille. Green's
gosS haega Ay
New Orleans, Texas and California. Pull
man sleeper New York to Atlanta, In con-
nection with Pullman sleepers Atlanta to
New Orleans, and Mann boudoir, sleepers
for Birmingham, Vicksburg and Shreye-
port. Pullman sleeper Danyille to Co.
lumbia and Charleston. Solid trains Wash.
e. csd and c o. % route points % sundays d s'''' '0'
2.3b D. m. daily, except Sunday, for Manassas,
Strasburg and intermediates stations,
$50 y. m. Western express res daily for Warren
Vile, Cincinnati and Summer resorts on
and near Line OF Chesapeake and Ohio
route. Pullman Sleepers and solid trains
burg, Bristol. Chattanooga, Memphis Lit
tie Rock and all Southwestern points.
Through Pullman Sleepers Washington to
Memphis without change;
] l p. m. Southern express daily for Lynch
burg Danville, Raleigh, Asheville, Char
lotte, Columbia, Aiken, Augusta Atlanta,
Montgomery, New Orleans Texas and
California. Pullman Sleepers Washing.
ton TO New Orleans, via Atlanta, and
Montgomery. Pullman Sleepers Washing
ton u Aiken, s. G., without change.
TRAINS ON WASHINGTON AND OHIO d.
VISION
Leave Washington 9.12 a; M daily, except
Sunday, and A AS p. m. daily, arrive Round
Hill 11dS a. m. and 7.21 D. M; return
ing, leave Round Hill 6.b0 q. m. daily
and 30 p. m. daily, except Sunday, ar
riving Washington $50 a. m. and 3.55
p. m.
Through trains from the South via Charlotte,
Danville and Lynchburg arrive in. Wash,
Tennessee, Bristol and lynchburg, at
1915 a. m. ,and 0,40 p. m; via Chesa-
peake and Ohio route and Charlottesville,
0.40 p. m. Strasburg local 947 a. m.
Tickets, sleeping.car reservation and infor.
nation furnished and baggage checked at
office, 1900 Pennsylvania avenue, and at
Passengerstation, Pennsylvania Il. H., sixth
and Is streets.
JAS. L. TAYLOR,
General Passenger Agent.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

many masculine souls TO the other
place, has written on that clean, new,
white page vow not to wear another
high hat or bonnet anywhere.
Whether or not she will fall from
grace before. the end of January no
one can tell. Let us pray for her.
a very old and pious gentleman n
few days ago said that he believed
that there were times when what
would be considered sins, at another
time worthy of condemnation, would
be rubbed out of the big book, and
one of these was the swear word that
unconseiously slipped out of the man
who had crick in his neck from
trying TO see the pulpit Tor stage) from
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
Queer Souvenirs.

A lady up town was showing to her
friends very handsome ring her husband
had given her. IL was an oval of dia-
monds with three little opaque blush
white stones in thecent Nobody could
tell what those stones were, and every
body got curious to know. She did not
know herself Her husband had not told
her. They insisted on his telling,
"Well, my dear, those are the first little
teeth cut by our three children. saved
them one by one and-there they are
lSan Francisco Chronicle.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
Chesapeake and Ohio Route.
~. Ia q Ill:il

CNewport News and Mississippi Valley Coz
Schedule In effect Nov. 13, 1887.
Trains leave Union Depot, Sixth and D SITS.
1857 A. M.-For Newport News, Old Point
Comfort and Norfolk. Daily except Sun
day. Arrive In Norfolk 7,40 p, m,
11.24 A. M.-For stations on the Chesa-
and Kentucky daily, except Sunday,
sleeping car Clifton Forge to Huntington.
$50 p. M.-Fast Western Express daily.
Solid train, with Pullman Buffet sleeping
cars 20 Louisville, Pullman service 70 Cin-
clnnati, st. Louis, Memphis and New Or
leans. 7frr fe'. sft.
once, 5ia Pennsylvania avenue, n
f.a.. N,.. .,sa, H.. w, FULLER,
Gen. Pass. Agent.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

MISS STEVENS DIRECToLltE GOWN
wore this has a particularly graceful
walk and is rather small, with merry
brown eyes and a mass Of chestnut
hair, and in this dress she looked, as
the French say, perfectly rayishing.
There are two things to chronicle
among the evils renounced for this
year. One is that bonnets are to be
reduced fourteen-sixteenths in height,
and the other is that those ladies who
have been in the habit of wearing
their dress-waists so low that there
was practically nothing wasted in the
way of material have decided to defer
to their husbands and big brothers
wishes and cover the uncovered spots
with tulle. That is rather thin, it
is true, but it is better than nothing.
The bonnets for theatre and church
are TO be somewhat in the shape Of tin
basins, with one side clipped out and
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

behind an almost solid phalanx of
enormous hats. And he says, too,
this philosopher, that there are times
when woman's "darn p' means Just
as wicked cuss talk as mans
"d--n p
OLIVE HARPER.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

"A shipYreckod sailor waiting for sal
islike q business man sitting at homo an
nursing cough or cold. Get Dr. Bnll s
Cough Syrup and be cured.
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
WEDNESDAY, JAN. as,

UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THEeF0LLoW-
ING LADY PATR0NESSES:
Miss Bayard, Mrs. r. RIIitt,
Mrs. Fairchild, Mrs. John Davis,
Mrs. Endlcott, Mrs. ID. :. S.sLamont,
Mrs. Whitney, Mrs Lily Macalster
Mrs. j. @. Carlisle, Laughton,
Mrs. s. j. Field, Mrs, Richard Wallach,
Mrs. Stanley Matthews, Mrs. Van Rensselaer,
Mrs. j. Donald Came Berry.
ron, Mrs. John Hay,
Mrs. Leland Stanford, Miss Riggs,
RECEPTION COMMITTEE OF BOARD OF
LADY VISITORS:
Mrs. r. X. Stone, Mrs. N. l.. Anderson,
Mrs. p. ii. Sheridan, Mrs L. u. Letter.
Mrs. Il. II. Franklin, Mrs +. B. Mcclure,
Hon. Mrs. Henry Ed Mrs. NJ. w. Gait.
wardes.
TICKETs-(sin 90; Gentleman and two
Ladies', SOL can be obtained from the Lady
Visitors, the Board Of Directors, the promi-
nent Hotels Jewelry, Drug and Book Stores
and at the hall on the evening of the ball
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

StPENCIRIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE, COR. It'll
- and d SITS W, entrance on st. Established
% years. Thoroughly equipped. Young men
and women trained for business or official po-
sitions. Three courses. Practical Business;
Stenography, type-writing, and Graphophone;
Rapid writing. Students may enter any time
Year scholarship, quarterly, or monthly in
stallment rates. Graduates always in de-
mand. Illustrated circulars free at college
Office or by mail. II. @. SPENCER, Principal
SARA A. SPENCER, Vice-P PRINCIPAL,
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
CAPRICES OF FASHION.
Styles That Are Stunning IL Not in
the Best of Taste.
OLIVE HARPER'S OPINIONS.
Two Changes That May he Set
Down as improvements.

ASHTON always
was capricious,
but never so much
SO as now, and in
m any instances
th @ capric C G
amounts to the
ridiculous. We
have seen dresses
adorned with
flowers, decorated
with embroidery
and ribbons, em-
blazoned with
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21

vNTASHISGTON ACADEMY OF TELEGRAPHY
w 631 + st n W, Rooms z, 8, o; morning
and evening classes. Send for pamphlet.
DRAWING SCHOOL - ARCHITECTURAL,
~ Mechanical and Perspective Drawing, on
Monday and Wednesday evenings, from z to
o. Apply on class nights, or from TO 4:30, to
GEO. b. PHELPS,
1107 II ST I'd floor
The Washington critic., 1888-01-21
EDUCATIONAI.

DRAwING AND PAINTING. - NATIONAL
~ Academy OF Fine Arts, S01 L st, presided
over by Mrs. lmogene II; Morrell, who has had
with the most celebrated artists. To prevent
children forming careless habits of drawing,
they will be received Saturdays, at A years
of age and upward, for almost nothing.
Thorough instruction In every branch of art,
from drawing of all kinds to portrait and
historical painting. Evening classes for la
dies and gentlemen, Mondays and Wednes-
days Mt z O'clock
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-09-03
A summer resort-The drug store.

Candid people seldom give away taffy.
police miss apprehension-Arres
the wrong girl.
Extraction is an out and out remedy for
the toothache.
The spider is the happiest when his life
is hanging by thread.
There ought to be a law passed that
railway restaurant keepers shall date
their apple pies.
| We consider this business of making
fun of women who catch sight of a mouse
holler mockery.
1t is perfectly proper to carve out your
own fortune, but you should not chisel
other people in doing it.
Sometimes the smallest watermelon
can cause the largest man to gaze upon
life with tears in his eyes.
els papa building a cottage on the
shore?'' ''No; 1 heard him tell ma he
would have to build it on tick"
The ancients believed that the earth
was square, but that was probably be-
cause they had never been round much.
A pretty woman said the other night
she didn't in the least mind being old, but
it was the getting there that distressed
her.
When you see baseball player with
muzzle on don't be frightened. He would
not bite anybody but the umpire if he
could.
The most conscientious man we have
heard of is resident of Lowell. He will
allow no musical instruments in his house
except an upright piano.
The gossip of single sewing society
in Ohio has broken up four families and
caused a suicide, and yet the good work
for the heather goes on.
According to the statistics regarding
to the national debts of the world, this
old terrestrial ball must be worth about
sixty-three cents at public auction.
Free trade in apples and protection
from the dog will be the small boys cam
paign cry this fall. And on the question
of hickory rods he will be prohibition
ist.
s'You must not do that, my DEAR" said
mother to her four-year old daughter,
s'nice little girls never do So" Eyes,
they do, mamma, sometimes; didn't you
just see me do it?'
Mrs. Popinjay-Socrates, why don't you
say something to Angelina about sitting
up so late with young Poseboy? Mr.. Pop
injay-Me? Why, l rather like it. 1t
saves worrying about burglars.
Long Branch must not be good place
for matchmaking. The papers record
the arrival there for the twenty second
Summer of a Philadelphia lady worth
SO, ,OOo, 900 and who is still fancy free.
ssAnd is that yellow dome, which rises
in the field yonder, the roof of another
dwelling?" asked the city visitor of his
country friend. ooh, no., said the farm
er, s'that is my prize pumpkin you see,
which is growing right along for the ag-
ricultural show"
ssDo you like Browning, dear?" asked
Pittsburg girl visiting in Boston, and
subjects with which Bostonians are sup
posed to be the most familiar. 81 don't
think I ever saw him play" was the re-
ply, ssbut / fancy he cannot be as good as
Mr. Kelly at the bat
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-09-03
People who Worry

Don't worry, my son, don't worry.
Don't worry about something that
you think may happen tomorrow,
because YOU may die tonight, and
will find you beyond Che reach of
worry. Don't worry over thing
that happened yesterday, because
yesterday IL a hundred years away
If you don't believe it, just try to
reach after IL, and bring it back.
Don't worry about IL, and bring 10
back. Don't worry about anything
that is happening to-day, because
to-day will only last 10 OF 2O min-
utes. II you don't believe &c, tcll
your creditors you'll bo ready to
settle in full with them ne sunset
Don't worry about things you cannot
help, because worry only makes them
worse. Don't worry about things
you cannot help, because there's no
need TO worry. Don't worry at all
If You want 20 be penitcnt now and
then, il won't hurt you bit 90 go
into the sackcloth and ashes busi-
ness a little. II will do you good.
II you want TO cry a little once in "a
long while that isn't bad thing M
you feel like going ont and clubbing
yourself occasionally, think you
need It and will lend you helping
hand az Il, and put Il plaster ON you
afterward -ErchaHgc.