Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1888-08-17
SPICE OF Inn

Aat Is the n1,,
child. Boy (promptly)-TwiD p'',
Topic.
The rife, though not social.
habits, rarely goes off BY ;ts aule
per's Bazaar.
FUNNY, isn'tit, that after
once given his word he shon1a l'aa
hard to keep it.-St. A11ons y
ger. -0t
Some men are good because so,
pays best; and then, again, s sn
good for nothing. ana NG Ts
Reuie,v. As
That it is necessary for a -,
drink liquor every day is a tbao %
will not hold water.-Nem 10y n!,
Picaya17ee. wy
If writing is indicative Of oh.
some peoples characters mns.
mighty hard to make out.-.1o,n',
Education.
srRAwbERR1Es are always Quot,
so much "per box" This is VOL
box should not be overlooked
lingto1o Free Press.
CONGRESSMAN LONG, Of Mass
sets, never forgets a name. Wb,I
make him Minister to Russia. en-,
Yo,ekers Statesman.
The reason why Germans are fO,|
Limburger cheese is because tbav
an inherent affection for the "hieb
nifty. "-Teras SiJti,egs.
Miss BRApDoS is just bringing o
novel entitled "The Fatal Three \
der if the scene is laid in front
pawnshop?-Auroro Blade.
The cotillion is the fashionable d
among la mode de Paris, but the a,
athy to Germany will not admit Of
Observation-Disclosures Siftings.
STRANGER-What is this? Ink,p
and paper-ons thaler! What wr|
have you had to do for me? Land
Why, the bill!-Fliegende Blotter,
W1FE-John, do you know if the
DR.. jones' church will be open
Sunday. Husband (absent-mindei
Yes, the side door will.--Nev J
San.
WE hear good deal about politieI
stuffing the ballot-box, but that ism
circumstance compared with the !
they stuff the voter.-DulytA I'd
g1apher.
VERY often the nan who "boils \
indignation" one day SINNERS with !
greet the next morning, especiallyd ii
wrath be put in cold type.-BaAin|
american.
GA WoMAN's Face is the title
new novel. The publisher speaks !
of it, and it may be all that it's paint
A woman's face frequently is.-Nor1
to1c11 Herald.
A MAN in q town not thousand nj
from Bangor is trying the experimen|
grating apple twigs into a pine Il
He wants to raise pine-apples,-BA
gor Commercial.
MAMMA" inquired Flossie, did
the minister say that I got my E!
from you?" Eyes, DEAR" "Anl !
really used to have four eyes, mamma
-Harper's Young People.
"S1R," he said, "did you ever I'D
for your country's fag?" 20, yd
"In what engagement" GIN an
gagement I made with my substta'
he bled me for $780," Meg York So
COUNTRY Bride Gin uptown hotel'
What's the matter with the letta'
John? Groom (who has deluged itU
oil and sugar)-Suthin's wrong with .
dinged vinegar.-Ne7r York San.
MILK-PUNcH makers are men Who'll
long to the Shakers. Chammsa
drinkers are Quakers in the mor1lD
Baptists want water straight. sle:Ao
lists take sprinlzling Of it.-New
leans PicayaNee.
A LADY subscriber wants "a sure
cipe to keep jellies from moldia
Place the Jelly on the supper-table a
tell the children to help thenlsei's
We've seen heaps of preserves a
saved in that way.-Detroit Free hS
M1N1srER-Your daughter is We
handsome, Mr.. Snapper. Snapper
Yes, she is. I'm thinking of having d,
join the church choir. Minister'S
good. Is she fine vocalist? snap
She can't sing at all, but shes sO
devil of temper.-Boston Co"''"'
The crop Of aspiring younsstels W
mark their witty paragraphs and 81 :,
them broadcast over the co0r"
promises to be very large this se' =.
These youngsters live but a shor' u
in journalism" Their witticlslns
tract no attention; and, disappolnleu, -
with themselves but with the pu0.
they seek revenge by establishing luz u,
selves as proprietors of railroad eur