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Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

Orour,s, and ordered him, on pain of death,
h take bite out of the crow. The soldier
begged and pleaded, but to no avail. The
Enslishman had the ''drop" on him, so he
finally bit piece from the breast Of the
crow. The Englishman, after warning him
TO keep off his premises in the future, handed
him back his gun and bade him clear out.
No sooner was his rife returned than he
covered the Briton and ordered him to finish
the crow. Then it was the Englishman's 3
turn to beg of, but the Yankee was firm. and
the Englishman, with many a wry face, did
succeed in downing several bites of the un-
savory bird
His wounded honor being appeased, the
Yankee betook himself back to the fort The
Englishman the next day went to the Ameri-
can commander and told his version of tie
affair, and demanded that the culprit be
punished From the description given the
American officer knew the offender must
have been the suffering soldier, and ordered
him to be brought before them When he
came in the captain asked him if he had ever
seen ''the gentleman" before. The Yankee
shifted uneasily from one foot to the other,
and, after several attempts, finally answered
that he had when and under what cir
cumstancesr asked the officer II d-d-dined
with him y-y-yesterday, captin," suffered
the soldier. The story goes that his wit
saved the soldier from punishment-Atlanta
Constitution.
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He Left Suddenly.

He was good looking, what you might
term handsome young fellow. He had the
glow Of high health in his cheeks, and q
brand new seersucker on his back. His bright
blue eyes danced, as if keeping time with the
blue ribbon ends that fiuttered on his new
hat, as he sat down after passing his fare up
to the box The world was beautiful TO him
for about three minutes Then he began
to eye two young women opposite him COW
ertly, and as he looked his body seemed to
shrink An expression of pain fitted over
his features. Then he grasped his cane ner-
vously, like man going to have "a spell, I"
rose quickly, and made dash for the door.
Something impelled him 90 move quickly.
Judging from the color Of the left side Of bis
new coat, it must have been about a pint Of
cherries he had put into his pocket, and when
he espied the pretty girls forgot and crushed
them in sitting down.-Pittsburg Bulletin.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

OF course the editors and printers were
exempt from conscription- This was a great
thing. and the newspaper Offices always had
all the men they needed, and some that were
mere hangers on. Once there was a pros
pect Of serious trouble. The printers struck
for higher wages
Several editors put their heads together,
and decided upon the cutest plan imaginable.
They visited the conscript officer in a body,
stated the case, and requested him to con-
script the printers, as they were out of job,
and therefore no longer entitled to exemp-
tion.
The conscript officer had long heal, and
he knew his duty.
Gentlemen" he said, "you are undoubt-
edly right. | will go to work at once, and
as you are here will conscript you TO begin
with"
"Conscript usr exclaimed the editors.
Certainly. As you have no printers, you
can't get out your papers. So you no longer
belong to the exempted class"
This was an unexpected result The edi-
tors asked time for a consultation with their
printers All differences were harmoniously
arranged, and in less than fifteen minutes
the editors were turning out copy for theii
employees, who had again taken their stand
at their cases.-Atlanta Constitution. :
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
eating Crow

Daring the ''unpleasantnessn between thu
states and England there were located on the
opposite sides of the Niagara river British
and an American fort, and duriug an armis-
tice the soldiers of both garrisons were accus-
toned to go hunting Among the American
troops was on" long, lank, suffering speci-
E,en Of the genius Yankee, who would per-
sist, in spite Of orders to the contrary, in go
ing across the river on his bunting expedi-
tions. One day when on the Canada side he
had had poor luck and got nothing, but re-
solved not to go back entirely empty handed.
While passing through the grounds of an
English gentleman, be spied a crow, and,
blazing away, brought it down.
The Englishman had witnessed the shot
and resolved to punish the offender for poach-
ing on his private grounds. As the Yankee
was loading his gun be approached, and,
complimenting him on his good shot, asked
to look at his gun. The unsuspecting Yankee
handed it to him, and the Briton, bringing
the gun to his shoulder and covering the
Yankee. abused him for trespassing on bis
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
A Clever Painter.

Some painters were relating their expert
ences the other day, when one said:
81 took q contract to paint wagon for Q
fruit dealer. The dealer was very particular
and insisted that the vehicle should be
painted the exact color of an orange. What
was to do, ! did not have the necessary
colors TO make that tint, and that was not
the worst Of it: did not have the money to
buy them. But I painted the wagon
called the dealer to look at It That 10 not
what I ordered: that IL not an orange color.
] VIII send you an orange so that you can
match the exact shade want
F'The orange came. and confess there was
considerable difference After contrasting
the orauge with the wagon and the wagon
with tbs orange, came to the conclusion
that It would be easier to paint the orange
than the cart, and I had just about paint
enough left to do that. In few days sent
word thai the job was finished The dealer
said:
That Is not right You don't call that
orangef
That 10 abo1t - clear as I can get it, /
replied. and hsld up ths orange. BE looked
at the orange and then at the wagon. They
were identical; the same paint covered both.
/ had painted the orange to match the
wagon
"'Well, ! must be getting color blind he
said, as he reluctantly paid for the iob."-
New York Telegram
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
Lake Erie's Hotuess.

us 1t ever hot out on the laker queried
our reporter yesterday of an old captain who
was flaming himself in the shade of coal
pile.
"Hoti is it'll Well, you are fresh. Why.
young man, If | should tell you how high /
have seen the mercury 60 down on Lake. Erie
you'd call me liarr
The reporter limited that no man Of sense
woald ever think of questioning a mariners
word, and the captain continued:
81 remember the summer of 1858. | sailed
the Orphan Girl that season. On the 18th of
July we were becalned with a fleet about
midlake. Hoti Oh, mol By 10 O'Clock in
the morning the mercury marked l25 degs.
in the shade, and We were loaded with ice at
thatw
''Is it possiblef-
"By noon we had put out seven or eight
spontaneous fires, and the anchors were then
so hot we had to drop 'em over to cool 'em.
There were eight vessels of US, and we
dropped about the same time.n
ayes"
swell, sir, the result was boiling hot water
all around us for half an hour. We captured
over one hundred fish, which were nicely
boiled. 1t was very lucky for us, as the heat
Of the sun had melted our cook stove and We
should have gone hungry. Is it hot out on
the lakei Well, you just stay on land dur
ing a hot spell if you know what's good for
youf Did you say lemonade for twor'-De-
troit Free Press
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Master Tommy. Diary.
on Bord Arryaoonah.

on Bord Arryzoonah.
may l3.
we are orf. Am ri.ing on The cabin Ia
BILE. ma Has Kried becaws She had To
Leave aunt louisa Who is Sick. it is A fine
Day an Not At tall ruff. the Steemer is
kram full with frens of ma And Pa. they
hav Dinner rite After we Leave sandie Hook.
they Say We vii Bee in liverpool In Seven
lays NAV a.
orful ruff. most All is Sicker than expect
sd there is s. ministers on Board and Foar
meals every Day. the Steward Told me so.
may Is.
ruffer Than yesterday an Only G. too din
ner. we run S25 nots yesterday so the cap
tain sed ma orful Sick and pa two.
may 16.
still Ruff. seen Ship pass by. had 2
Kinds of Pudding For dinner and Figs.
may Is.
! Didn't rite in My Diarie yesterday, But
Am Better now But will not rite no more
Until Get home as My Head axes me. still
ruff But pleasantt-The Ocean.
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"How shall I proceedr
Tho Wrong Leg.

English papers are jocular concerning q
young lady, member of the Ladies' Ambu-
lance corps Of London, who enthusiastically
performed a very remarkable surgical opera
ton eff hand. Seeing a man knocked down
by a cab in crowded thoroughfare and
being told that his leg had been fractured,
she instantly volunteered to put the limb in
splints. Onlookers furnished her with q
walking stick, parasol and some handker-
chiefs. and she dexterously applied her mate
rial amid the applause of the crowd. Her
only mistake was that she put the wrong leg
in splints, as was discovered when the sufferer
was raised But her intentions were excel
lent and her manipulation very clever. The
same may be said of the American oculist
who recently, after chloroforming the patient,
had the misfortune to extract the good eye
So the wicked reporters say.-New York
Graphic.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

Between measles, mumps and melons we'rs
having lively time down this way.
The world owes every man living, and ID
never slack In npaying it to good collector.
II the people want US to "blow" the town
they must help US raise the wind
We return thanks to Tom Burton for the
gift of new linen duster. But unless we
can get q railroad ticket it won't be Of much
use to US.
A Georgia poet writes: 81 60 to strike the
Tyre" II the flsh season Is on he needn't 20
tar, for the liar will come to him.
We were not In last Monday when Col
Jenkins, Of the Forks, called to settle his bill
1t is strange that be always calls when We
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
caves nothing for us bit ms

are out, and leaves nothing for us but ms
regards"
Fellow citizens" exclaimed Smithville
orator, when the war cry rang over this
broad land"- "You was in the barn loft,
under six foot Of fodderi' shouted a man In
the crowd who knew hirI
A certain young man, who Is a first class
grocery clerk, asked US yesterday how long
1t would take him to learn to be an editor.
It's according to what kind Of constitution
he has, and just how much malaria he can
stand before he weakens Ga)
Nawo
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
Almost Too Late.

Friend-I called to see, Courtly, IL you
could let me have the $40 you borrowed a
couple of months ago Of me.
Courtly-Cant do it possibly this morning,
dear boy.
Friend-Well, was passing, and thought
would stop, thinking would catch you in.
Courtly-Yes; five minutes later and |
would have been out You are in luck; yes,
you are positively lucky.-Texas Siftings
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

denizen OF Cas- avenue and G resident OF
Third avenue have long been enemies They
fell out about piece of land. and as tina
went by each grew more bitter. The other
day the Third avenue man went to a mutual
friend and said:
Look here, but It is very foolish In h
and me to be enemiesn
$50 It is
He is a fine man and a good citizen and I
want to bridge the chasm WIN you hello
mer'
Certainly"
"How shall proceedr
This noon You come to my barn and get
my horse and lead him over to H.S Tell
him it is horse you think Of buying and
you want his Judgment"
But I've heard he hardly knows a horse
from n cowr
Exactly: and that's where you'll get him.
it Will be grand appeal to his vanity.n
AT noon the horse was led over. At 1
O'Clock he was returned by a strange man.
who explained:
The feller sent him back by me, because
he and the other feiler have been shaking
hands and shedding tears for the last half
hour. Never saw two brothers more loving.s
Detroit Free Press,
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

A candidate for office near Salem was
elected by very small ma jority in q small
poll His supporters called on him, agree
congratulations. He employed caterer TO
serve lunch, instructing him to provide for
a number equal to all the votes he received
About four times as many came, and in his
speech of welcome he said: Gentlemen, I
had an idea my election was a mighty tight
fit, but should judge from the number pres
ent that was chosen unanimously F-Shoe
and Leather Reporter
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EVERY NIGHT | SCRATCHED
Until the Skin was Raw Body Covered
with Scales like Spots OF Mortar
Cured by the Cutieura Remedies.

/ am going to tell you of the extraordinary
change your Cuticura Remedies performed on
me. About the lat Of April last noticed some
red pimples like coming out all over my body,
but thought nothing of 1t until some time
later on. when it began to look like spots OF
mortar spotted on. and which came OF in
layers, accompanied with itching. / would
scratch every night until was raw. then the
next night the scales, being formed mean
while, were scratched OF again. In vain old
1 consult all the doctors in the country. but
without aid. After giving up all hopes Of re-
covery, happened TO see an advertisement
In the newspaper about your Cuticura Rene
dies. and purchased them from my druggist.
| and obtained almostIimmediate relief. be-
gan 10 notice that the scaly eruptions gradu-
ally dropped of and disappeared one by one,
and have been fully cured. had the disease
thirteen months before / began taking the
Cuticura Remedies. and in four or nye weeks
was entirely cured. My disease was eczema
and psoriasis. l recommended the Cusicurs
Remedies TO all in my vicinity, and know OF
great many who have taken them. and thank
me for the knowledge of them. especially
mothers who have babes with scaly erupsions
IN words the thanks TO you for what the Cuti-
cura Remedies have been to me. My body was
covered with scales. and was an awful spec
tscle 20 behold; Now my skin is as nice and
GEO. C0TEY. Merrill. Wis.
disease from which / suffered has shown
Itself since my cure. GEO. C0FEY.
We cannot do justice to the esteem in which
Cuticura, the great Skin Cure. and Cuttcufa
Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautifyer, prepared
from IL. and Cu'icura Resolvent. the new
Blood Purifier. are held by the thousands
upon thousands whose lives have been made
happy by the cure agonizing. humiliatinR.
itching. scaly and pimply diseases of the skin.
scalp and blood. with loss of hair.
Sold everywhere, Price. Cuticura. soc; Soap.
sc; Resolyent, 81. Prepared by the Potter
Drug and Chemical Co.. Boston, Mass
AS-Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases"
DINPLES, black heads. red. rough. chspped
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The Way Of the Transgressor.

Father" said Rollo, "the feudal times
were hard, but these few dollar times are
harder, are they notF ~ will not say. my
son." replied Mr.. Holiday, kindly, as he tied
q large one in the knotty end of skate strap,
shat they are knot, but hold here in my
hand something that will strike few times
as being the hardest lines that ever fell into
your experience. | don't propose TO spend
money and time on boys education to have
him turn out mouthing paragrsphern
Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

Greatness is paid homage to by some peo-
pie in peculiar ways Everybody must re-
member the story told in connection with
Victor Hugo. The great poet was startled
one morning by the intrusion of three Eng
lshmen Victor Hugo,n said one, consult
ing a memorandum book The poet bowed,
thinking that he should be asked for his au-
tograph next. After the visitors bad stared
for few seconds the memorandum book was
again consulted Eleven o'clock: the IIonsls
said the spokesman. Then the party bowed
and walked out OF the room.-Chambers'
I,drrnaI
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except Sunday. Standard dmes which ID 8
minutes slower than sgr,ngasld ssy sne.
Passenger and Ticket Agent.
Union Depot, Springfield, o.
b. u. BRONSON. General Passenger An1
Ticket Agent G. s. 4 c.. Q. 8. 4 O.. o. s. an4
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pTMPLES, black heads. red. rough. chspped
1 ID and oily skin prevented By Cuticurs
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Mere Force Of Habit.

Distinguished Foreigner II think the
voices of American girls very sweet. but
they would be still more musical IL converse
ton nwere carried on in lower tone.
Chicago Believe make a good deal OF
noise, but you must remember our favorite
amusement is concert going and one gets in
the habit of loud talking, trying to make
ones voice heard above the mnsic, you
know,--Omaha World.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

Mrs Nose Schaumburg-I don't like dot
new country house vat you bought.
Mr. Nose Schaumburg-Vy not-vat's de
madder NIT dot housef
1T vas too far away dot railroad depot
out"
"Dos ish choost we're you vas a fool, Ee-
pecca- Ven our friends comes to make us q
vistsiey will arrive at our house an hour
later, and dey will have to go away an hour
sooner Don't you see. now. Repecca, Wy
didn't puy a house near dot railroad depotf'
Texas Siftings
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An important ptstinctio,,

"Willie," said his mother. with stern re-
proof in her tone, Il shall certainly have to
punish you this time. You promised me
faithfully you would -ever play again with
that bad boy, Sammy Shackleford, and here
you've been playing ball with him for an
hour"
No, | haint, mammar protested Willie,
red faced, breathless and vehement, "Pve
been playin' against him. He was on the
other de."-Cnicago Tribune.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
ADVICE to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. for chill
the best female nurses and physicians In
the United States, and has been used for
years with never-failing success by millions
of mothers for their children. During the
process of teething its value is incaleulable.
1t relieves the child from pain, cures dysen-
terry and diarrhea, gripping in the bowels
and wind collie. By giving health to the
child 1t rests the mother. Price 25ca bottle.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

Mistress ito cook,-Your name, Mary, and
my daughters being the same makes matters
somewhat confusing. Now how do you like.
say, the name of Bridget.
-Cook-Sbure, mum, an it's not meeself
that's particular. Ohm willun to call the
young Teddy onythin' yez loike.-New York
Sun
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Parental Advice.

"William, | am sorry to hear that you
have fondness for betting"
Il don't bet much, father"
"No, perhaps not, but if you start this
early in life you may become a gambler as
you grow older"
"Yes, sir-but here comes Mr.. Quimby'
"Ah, yes. How are you-this EVENING"
When do you give me that bat won from
you couple Of weeks agof'-Lincoln Jour
nal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07

"Can get position as canvasser for that
new hook you intend to subscriber
Publisher-Do you know anything about
the booki
"Yes, I'm the author; and thought IL
could get position as canvasser might be
able to make little money out Of itn-Lon-
don Court Journal
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
Gard of Ihanka,

II the proprietor Of Kemp's Balsam
should publish card Of thanks, containing
expressions Of gratitude which come to him
daily, from those who have been cured Of
severe throat and lung troubles by the use
of Kemp's Balsam, it would fill fair sized
book. How much better to invite all to
call on T. ]. Casper, druggist, Al east Main
street, and get free sample bottle, that
bottles soc and Sl.O0.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
Sad.

Dudelet No. why so vewy dwooping,
dear boyf You seem uttahly broken up.
Dudelet No. FL cawn't help it, you know
Eyewy day some gweat man dies. Yester-
day an empewah, today genewal, and to-
mowwoh it may be me- twy to bear up,
but death stares mo wight in the facet
Pittsburg Bulletin.
Springfield daily republic. [volume] (Springfield, O. [Ohio]) 1887-1888, 1888-07-07
Nm Economical Proposition.

Prince umpernickel-Darling Mees Elzie,
loaf you. Pc mine. am not Won uf Shar-
manys richest brinces, put hat four tou-
sand thalers year.
Miss Elsie-Why, pa gives 5000 year to
our cook
Prince P.-vel, marry me, und I viii do de
cooking.-Town Topics.