The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1888-12-06
All Sorts Of Paragraphs !
-Dificulties are overcome BY diligence

at the same time. r.;
There are forty.6ye hundred female
printers in England. sz;s'Ssss4s:
"A Norwegian savant estimat the
age of the world at 1000, ,O00: years: sssssss
There are 1000 theatres in the sUni:s
ted States and million dollars a daysiss
spent for amusements. ;;siisss
"A Kansas paper predicts sthatsi1s
Eve years the State will make :herSoWn1
sugar, and in ten years have millions OF
pounds to sell. &
= Fifty prominent citizens, of Marion
county, Ala, took the Mormon proselytsS
ing elders out the other night and starredg
and feathered them. ss
- Virgins, professional prophet; pre-
diets an earthquake wave of a moderateg
nature to extend east across the continent
to Europe in February.
- It is rumored that Gen.. Harrison,
in his inaugural, will recommend q PERI
maneut board of arbitration to settle dis.
putes between labor and capital. q
The internal revenue collectionsin ins
South Carolina for the year ending June
80 were $102, 1856, 10. Twenty one Illicit
stills were seized during that period:
Patrick b. Clark, found q masked
burglar in his fat in West 33 street, New
York, and graphing the fellow, fastened
his teeth upon the burglars snose7anas
held on until help came. q
The faults and weaknesses of others;
instead of being woven into gossip; scan
dal and useless criticism, should sbe used
as danger signals, to warn us away from
the paths which have led to- them.
According to the calculations of the
Chicago Me,cs, Cleveland received ANA
iority of ,065 of the popular vote, bnts
lit was the falling off in his electoral4
vote that played the mischief with him.:
- Out of $40 females who went into
business for themselves last yearAopen.sss
ing stores and shops-573 made dead
business failures inside OF seven months.
They're all angels, but they're not all
business men.
- There is a man in Hamilton county,;
Ohio, who has run for q Office twenty:
one successive times and been defeated
every time. He says it begins to alook:a
little blue and that five or six more:
defeats will lead him to pause and Econ:s
slider. * y
1t is rumored that prominent
New York magazine will soon advertise
the name of James G. Blaine as its eidi.
tor. Mr.. Blaine will be paid $1,000
month with an additional $500 which
will 60 to the man who is osdos Mr.:
Blaine's work. lssass; asss
Reports come from Western Kansas
that many of the towns there will soon be-
depopulated. Last winter they suffered
for want of fuel and as winter isnoRss
approaching their outlook is gloomy.
Their crops were very light this year iands
absolute want stares them in the face.
= The age at which most suicides
take place'in the country, according to theE'
Chicago Herald, is thirty FIVE. 1t would
seem that in early middle life the disapsx;
pointed hopes are most keen and the
effects of an ill.spent youth most sdisas:
trious. At thirty.fVe many Americans
feel the wearisomeness of old age.g
= The "meanest man" in Kansas has
been found. He lives in Reno county,
and in writing to the treasurer Of sSedg.
wick county he used a postal card that
had done duty once before, spending
nearly three hours in efacing the old
address, postmark and message. The
postal is to be framed and hung in: the;
treasurer's Office. sssssStiss,
- She had auburn hair, and he wanted
to say something very cutting, so he Of: 8;
served: SIN some parts of the West,
believe they light the streets with red "
headed girls" "'Humph! That never.
would do in your town" answered sthes
girl. "Why not?" asked the young fell
low. "Why you'd be hugging the lamps
posts all day, as well as half the night
vas the crushing reply. ;is,S
= Education has been carried to SUCH
an extent in Germany that the govern
ment has felt itself forced to step in, and,
compel Tightening of the weight of ftheS:
school books carried by children. Ger
man children carry their books in "a:
knapsack. The police are now ordered
to stop children weighed too heavily, get
their address, and bring their fathers to-
court to bs fined for overlooking. .sss
Too personal: They we're going TO-:
have company and she was suggesting
the menu. eve can have oysters on. /;
tongue for one COURSE" she observed. -
never head of such DISH" he remarked.
"Didn'tyou? It's very good one all
the sare,t' she said. II suppose if
get the oysters you can furnish the.
tongue?" heinquired, innocentiy. Then
he wondered why she slammed the door
so viciously.
How lonely the mother feels when
for the first time her boy shows that hes
feels too big to be kissed !! AS they
begin to feel like little men, too many
boys think that any show of affection on :
their part is babyish they are afraid of;
being called "girl. boys" or milksops.f
Just as if man is ever more manly than.
when he loves and protects the mother
who loved and protected him through So
many helpless years. Such a boy is sure
to grow into the man who takes such
good care of his wife.-Rural Neto York.ss
er.
Tho ANIMAL loua Ia nroduct;va ;n.se