New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-08
THE TALK OFTHE Dd Y.

The Rev Dr. F,wsnllh, OF Newark, N. j., will be
Interested TO knoys that there Is a man in Montana
named Many 1t is to be hoped that he Initiates
DR. Fewsmith by being god Manysmith
Washington Square roller skaters utilize the strength
OF "yalcr dog By attaching stout cord to his collar
Then all hand, hang to the cord, scare the dog INFO
brisk run. and away they sail In the ours wake
as he pulls them over the smooth promenade.
Harvard men are inclined to con plain because
whenever Harvard gees wrong. the fact that be
Is a Harvard man is always mentioned. Well, 1t docs
seem little unkind: but then, perhaps the fact Is
mentioned simply because it is 50 surprising and I'M
usual.
One of tho most curious cpltaphs ] found at New
castle and this town IS MI OF n,s s,dd recs
Here lies James, OF tender Affection
Here lies Isabel, of sweet complexion;
Here Here lies lies K MsrS pl es, nG iad
Hero lies Alexander babe most sweet, sweet;
Here lies Janet, as the Lord saw meet
I'm the reverse the words:
When ! enjoyed the Mortal Life,
This stone ordered from scotland Fife,
6GG G % TrH%Ds III M ,G9 I E"r1a Race Race
-(Oakand Chronicle.
A man who Is und,r arrest at Grand Rapids for
b2amy states that he IS subject to fits OF alteration
of mind, and that he ever married more than one
woman he has forgotten tho clrcumstan The jury
VIII probably find that the scclusion that penal inst-
@D
and tone ND q feeble and ungaliant memory.
"Thc Boston Transcript" thinks that 1t Ia much
easier to organize trust than to trust an organization
Marvellous IS the dexterlty Of the restaurant carver.
thirty cent portion OF roast turkey as It comes to
tho table looks so large that you wonder whether you
will have TO leave the white or the dark half But
AFTER you have eaten good moulhful. tho Illusion
,anshes and your fork strikes nothing but skincoy-
cred sections of bone
VIC are told that old Pharaoh's heart was so harl
Tha; the iOid compelled him in darkness 10 gtore
But wero willing to bet dat Il wasn't by half
~ ''"'' 90 -(BoSton Transcript,
A society has been formed In Coyon which has for
its object tho propagation Of Buddhism throughout tho
world
The first couplet OF the campaign IS published rs
an Indiana PAPER which remarks:
with Judge Gresham
We thrcsh EN-
According TO a Boston paper 1t IS very poor
day when a fas hlonable NewYork clergyman doesn't
preach to $50 900 worth Of good clothes. But II
they are good why should he preach to themf
Some one suggests that a number OF Western road
agents DO brought Albany to hold up the ceiling
long enough for the Assembly to finish its business
Russian newspapers are forbidden by law to use
exclamation points in their articles.
Loves Labor Los.-Romantic Miss-oh, dear! 1t
Just makes me mad tho way things CO.
Sympathzlng Frond-Why, what's the matter now
There I've been playing the piano Tor hve mortar
hours straining my hands all out OF shape, Trying 10
that handsome young stranger who was writing by
the window In the next house. and no only looEea
over this way thlce times ana now nc ''h' IN S's"'
at all" a.. ..,,,
Yon didf Oh dear! That woman who has that
house never keep q lodger."-(Omaha World