New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-24
THE TALK or THE DAY.

No wonder the Democratic Committee chose St.
Louis for the National Convention: il has a larger
edition of beer schooners than other city in the
country.
What would this city gain by municipal mar
riage with ST. PAUL. 1t looks II Minnie would
have to support the family and pay the old mans
nicely In her present state Of single bcssodness thank
yOu.-(MinneaDohs Tribune.
clever coner Of wcrds may find chance for
his skill I'm manufacturing suitable name for the
product Of the typewriter The difficulty lies IN
dectJlng whether tho result should be termed manu-
sc. pit or type matter Tho present adjective, type
written" is Of advantage inaSmuch as it meets both
conditions. STILL Americans are nothing II not in-
ventive
Elder Jones-wcll. Brother Smith, how many have
Elder Smlth-Oh. two hundred and some odd. How
many have yOuf
Elder Jones-TwO hundred and all odd burlington
Free Press.
tho tough old river town which lies warty
excrescence on pore Mizzoury' Is the Chicago man
ner OF speech toward st. Louis. What 1t viii DO
that St Louis has captured the Democratic Con
vention out Of tho very grasp Of Chicago, only the
Chicago papers know.
Wrong Dla rnosis.-Cood yIni,tcr-what7 wceping'
have come Just In time You arc experiencing a
change Of heart
Unrcgenerate GIrl-N-o, my heart hasn't changed,
but. boo hoo his has.-lomaba World
A large number OF Mexicans are to mako pilgrim
ago 10 Rome In April They will arrive in this city
about the first Of month whence they Will SAN
to Naples.
Mrs B,ogg Ito inquring stranger-Yes, we are
a musical community You have idea how many
oxecutioners of music We have IN town.-Burlington
Free Press.
"A nlggor's right to sureragc is not denied" ex
claims little Southern weekly. Yes, that's Just
about It suffrage for the white man. SUFFRAGE for
tho @nigger"
II Is said that when tho sudaclous interviewer
isis the Right Honorable Joseph Chamberlain NJ. p,
what he thiuhs OF the treaty, Mr.. Chamberlain
adjusts his monoclo and gives tho interviewer a cold
Gshy stare-only that and nothing more
d" | say, AIRY, what the doose do you carry that
little bit OF a cane fOri'
why, ma deah boy don't you see The cont
twast, you know It naLeS my trolsors look moro
baggy ilhe tho veal English swells, don't you know
You won't b, irVe II, Fwcd, bnt thought II out my
self did, pom honoh r-(Boston Transc' pit
"The Boston Transcript renews the old warning
about soda water containing free sulphuro acid which
eats holes I'm the stomachs of those who drink large
quantities Of it, Let us see: 1t is proved that
Whlshey, beer, soda water and ordinary water
d-leterious 10 the human system Won't some
peasc inform tho world what liquid DO drunk
with safety
One Of the professional OF Portland Is An
tOino Mgolrtja tattoocr lilo will prick any kind
OF design your skin with his noodles aud india
Ink Tor Ssi He picked up his trade Ia sailor board
ing hOns0 and has made his mark on hundreds OF men
Who have carried II around ths world. p.cturo
OF Tho SaN lOur nailed 10 the cross, which he printed
tho breast OF a sailor, is tho pride Of his life. Tho
sailor was drowned on tho coast Of Africa and his