Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1888-07-29
SUMNER CAMPAIGN.

q which will shortly be puDlisneo.
SUMMER CAMPAIGN.
Fishsrs OF Men n the Bait They
Use.
Philip II. Wdeh In Puck.
PREPARATION.
Mrs. Cresus-We shall be at Saratogs
four weeks-I think Eleanora will need &c
dressee.
Waters (the modiste)-Yes, madam.
Mrs. Cresus-That will give at least one
new one every day.
Waters-The black lace costumes will
admit of several toilets, madam.
Mrs.. Cre ,us-Then add six more
won't have my daughter fixing the same
dress, one day with 9 red ribbon, the next
with o blue, like an actress.
Waters-Oh, certainly not, madam.
Mr.. Cresus-Not by . long shot, in
deed.
Waters-You want the costumes elegant
ly simple, l suppose, for Miss CIe,us.
She is 90 young.
Mrs. CrG sus-No, / don't. Nothing Of
the sort. I.want the best right through,
and lots of il; and III pay for it.
WatArs-Very well, madam.
Mrs. Cr1,us-If Cre,us did make bis
money In O corner in boot tops it's all In
government securities and is "a good "a
anybody's.
Mrs. Csdwallsder- Banks-Profsssional-
ly. l have been quite anxious sbont the
girls. Dorothea is very languid, and Pris-
ella, too, 10 decidedly dropping.
Mr.. Cadwallader. Banks-I hadn't mo-
ticed it.
Mn. Cadwallader- Banks-A mothers
eye is keener. The doctor thinks both
need a tonic, and recommends August at
the Spa.
Mr.: oadwsllsdsr- Banks-H'm!
Mrs. X. Newton Brown-I think, with
care and burying ourselves at Backwoods
during the early summer, we can manage
O week at Saratoga later.
Mics Brown-That will be quite too
tJuny.
Mrs. X. Newton Brown-You will need
to make the most Of IL. Young DR.. Oar
libgton will be there.
Miss Brown-Are you sure?
Mrs. X. Newton Brown-Perfectly. He
il quite epris now with you; spoke Of youI
classic bust and profile OF the Hospital
Tableaux.
Miss Brown-IIl wear my hair in Q
nraaL oo;l and haya INV droaaoa addition
ally decollete.
Mrs. X. Newton Brown (dryly)-Thst
will not be necessary. / think you might
alter your style somewhat, however. !
believe he admires yielding, clinging wo.
men.
Miss Brown-Ugh! / don't. He, though,
shall find me Q 'mush of concession"
Mrs. X. Newton Brown-You are too
frivolous. A little diplomacy is q small
price TO pay for his fine establishment.
ATTACK.
ION the Hotel Piaxza.)
Mrs. Cresus-You find America q little
different from England, l s'poss, Lord
Paritone2
Lord Baritone-Ob, quite. You know;
and most refreshingly so.
Mrs. Cre,us = Why, really now, /
didn't suppose you'd say that.
Lord Bsritone-I find everything charm
ing. notably the American girls. Men
tally And their money.
Mrs. Cre,us-Do you really?
Lord Baritone oh, perfectly, you
know. So simple and unaffected In the
midst of such really colossal fortunes, you
know.
Mrs. Cresus-Yes.
Lord Baritone-Oh, lido. Miss Cres us,
in her simple white gown, for instance,
when she might wear velvet and gems,
betrays such charming taste, you know.
Mrs. Cre,us-Oh, she don't wear any.
thing else. (MeDtally.) I'll wire Walter
tonight for Q dozen; she hasn't one TO her
name but that on her back.
Mrs. Cadwsllsder Bsnks-You were
saying Mr.. Midas
Mr.. Midss-That I d much admire
hearty, healthy girls. Z.
Mrs. Cadwallader- Banks-And !, too.
am particularly fortunate in that respect
in my wi daughters.
Mr.. Midas-You are, indeed.
Mrs. Cad wallad -Banks-They are nsv.
er i'll, and really hsvs most wonderful pow
srs of endurance.
Mr.. Midss-Tbey seem perfectly well.
Mrs. Csdwallader- Banks-Oh, yes. w
all are. DR.. Montague says he would
starve II he had many such families a. our
smong his patients.
Mr.. Mida-I doubt II he has, however.
Mrs. Cadwsllsder-B snks-And l.. II \
Q crying evil Of our present society, thu
lsnguid, dropping girls that seem % largs
o part Of IL.
Mr.. MidN-I quite agree with you.
Mrs. Cadwallsder- Banks-When We
talked Of coming on here, my daughter
ware quite Mortified lest people should
think they needed the waters.
Mr.. MidA-Ob. no who NV them
could ssy 20.
Mn. Cadwallsdder- Bsnks-I told them
that.
Mr.. Mids-Tbey are most rsfrssbina
pictures Of health.
Mn. K. Newton Brown-Ah, my deaz
doctor, none but . mother car undsrstand
the anxisties Of mothers heart
DR.. Darlington-And I I'm only . baeh.
elor.
Mn. K. Newton Brown-It ID no jatins
matter. In my widowed state I realize that
when / am gone Edith viii be wholly
alone in the world.
Dr.. Darlington-M8 Brown seems Z
young woman Of resources, however.
MrsL X. Newton Brown-Oh, yea MS
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