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The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1888-02-25

The foregoing is a complete expo
sure of the emptiness of the leading
argument of the protectionist advo-
Gates. American labor enjoys higher
wages than European in spite of. and
not through, the protective tariff.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
Bruce I'm.

You are feeling depressed, your appe-
tite is poor, you are bothered with Head
ache, you are fidgetty, nervous, and
generally out of sorts, and went to brace
up. Brace up, but not with stimulants,
spring medicines, or bitters, which have
for their basis very cheap, bad whisky.
and which stimulate yon for an hour,
and then leave you in worse condition
than before. What you want is an al
terative that will purify your blood, start
healthy action OF Liver and Kidneys, re-
store your vitality, and give renewed
health and strength. Such medicine
you will find in Electric Bitters and only
80 cents bottle at Van elders Drug
Store.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
RandaII and Carlisle.

Long ago, and when the Demo
Gratis were but mere handful in the
house, Randall and Carlisle
stood shoulder to shoulder in
many a hot parliamentary fight, and
shoulder to shoulder resisted and
bafied many a partisan attempt at
vicious legislation. 1t was in those
days of radical intolerance and pro-
seription that their friendship was
first formed, and, as a matter of
course, and because of Unborn and
sterling qualities of the two men,
the more they were thrown together,
the more they saw of each other,
and the more they had to do with
one another, the more this friend
ship was eemen- |, deepened and
expanded 1t was very natural
thoroughly honest and disinterested.
Kansas City Times.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
How lobe Healthy.

All that one has to do to maintain
perfect health is to carry buckeye
and potato in the pocket, wear a
lung pad, couple of porous plas-
tiers and magnetic belt, go to bed
at 9 o'clock every night and get up
at in the morning, taking cold
water bath and walking seven miles
every day before breakfast. Abstain
from the use of tobacco, tea, coffee,
all manner of intoxicants and rich
food of every description BY obey
ing the above simple rules your life
may be made one continual round
of giddy health.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
RatOuswt,s CAT.

Columbia people were surprised
he other day to see a cat chase a
big rat out of house and tree it ON
a tall elm in the front yard. The
cat kept on after the rat to the top
of the tree, and the rat ran out to
the end of thin, plant bough.
Then the rat turned toward the cat
with a "Did-I hear-you-say-any-
thinge1 expression, whisked its tail
and showed it's teeth. The cat tried
twice to get out to the rat, but
though the distance was not more
than two feet the attempt was abon-
doned none too soon in the evident
opinion of the cat.
The cat slid down into the top
most crotch of the tree, sat up and
slashed the limbs with her tail.
The rat followed suit. 1t sat up,
rubbed its teeth with its forepaws,
cooked its nose defiantly toward the
sky and whisked its tail. The
cats owner finally came out of the
house with double-barreled shot
gun and pointed it toward the top
of the tree. Then the cat sat up
briskly and watched the aim, just
as a dog would do if his master was
squirting up tree at a gray squir-
rel The rat paid no attention. The
piece cracked, the rat shot upward
two inches and fell to the ground.
Instantly the cat scrambled down
the tree, picked up the rat and ran
off. and the village of Columbia, who
had gathered to see the fun, retired
gleefully to it's houses.
The man who shot the rat thinks
that in the whole history of the
world no other rat ever climbed a
tree; 'still 1 may be mistaken he
added--Boston Post.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
Read the Death Ron

Which the bills of mortality of any city
may be fifty designated, and you will
find that renal and vesical maladies, that
is to say, those that affect the kidneys or
bladder, have a remarkable prominence
we had almost said preponderance.-
Bright's disease and diabetes in the
chronic sage are rarely cured, and grav-
el, catarrh of the bladder and enuresis,
slay many. Yet at the outset, when the
trouble merely amounts to inactivity of
the organs involved, the danger may be
nullified by that pleasanr renal tonic
and diuretic, Hostetter's Stomach Bit.
tiers which imparts the Seqnisite amount
of tone to the organs, without over-ex
citing them, and the use OF which is con-
venient, and involves no elaborate prop
aration. Dyspepsia, a usual concom-
militant of renal complaints, and debit
ty, which they invariably produce, are
remedied by it. So also are constipa-
ton, maIarial, rheumatic and nervous
ailments.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
BENTON,s HAZE GROWER.

All who are BALD, all who are be-
coming BALD, all who do not want to
be BALD, all who are troubled with
DANDRUFF, or ITCHING of the scalp,
should use Benton's Hair Grower. Eigh-
ty per cent. of those using it have grown
hair. 1t never fails to stop the hair
from falling. Through sickness and fe-
vers the hair sometimes falls off in a
shert time, and although the person NAV
have remained bald for years, if you use
BentOn's Hair Grower according to di-
rections you are sure of growth of
hair. In hundreds of cases we have
produced good growth of hair on those
xEO have been bald and glazed for
ears. We have fully substantiated the
GLOWING facts:
We grow Hair in every case no matter
how long bald.
Unlike other preparations, it contains
no sugar of lead, or vegetable or
mineral poisOns.
It is a specific for falling hair, dandruff,
and itching of the scalp.
The Hair Grower is hair food, and
its composition is almost exactly like
the oil which supplies the hair with
its vitality.
If your druggists have not got it we
will send it prepaid on receipt of price.
BENTON HAIR GROWER co,
OCT. 19;iy. Eieveisl4d, OHIO.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
West Virginia University
A q A R,D

TNOw We. that by the payment
N $4,000 am permitted to sell intox-
icating liquors at my house. To the
wife who las drunkard for husband,
or friend who is unfortunately dissi,
pated, say emphatically, give me notice
in such cases in which you are interest
ed, and all such persons shall be exclu
ded from my place. Let mothers, faith
ers, sisters and brothers do likewise
and the request shall be regarded.
pay heavy tax for the privilege of sell
ing whisky and other liquors, and want
it distinctly understood that ! have no
desire to sell to minors. or drunkards,
or to the poor and destitute. much
prefer that they save their money and
put it where it will do the most good
There are gentlemen of honor and men
of money, who can afford it, and it is
with those 1 desire to trade. 1 would
saw to those who wish to trade with me,
and can afford, come, and 1 will treat
you gentlemanly and courteously.
Respectfully,
June 29-lyS JOS. HEN.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
Their business fsoOming.

Probably no one thing has caused
such a general revival of trade at Van
elders Drug Store as their giving away
tn their customers of so many free trial
bottles of DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Their trade is simply
enormous in This very valuable article
from the fact that it always cures and
never disaproints Coughs, COLDS, Asth-
ma, Bronchitis, Group, and all throat
and lung diseases quickly cured. You
can test it before buying by getting g
trial bottle free, large size 81. Every
bottle warranted.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

The wife of the King of Holland
has bad trick of winking her eyes.
The courtiers do not know which
way to look when the pretty Queen
winks at them, and some very bad
blunders frequently occur, owing to
this physical defect A young at
tache of the Belgian minister who
returned the Queens wink found
himself returned with thanks" to
his native land by the next mail,
and since then none of the Hol-
landers has dared to sauce back.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

Sometimes our little five-yoar-old
shows symptoms of such strong will
that it seems well to arouse in her
the thought ofresponsibility Once,
when L heard her speak rather
too decidedly to her nurse, 1 asked
Ter if she didn't know that when
one got angry it was like murder
in the heart, and told her God had
said: "Thoa shalt not kill" She
replied: "Oh, 1 wasn't angry
enough to kill her, but only to throw
her in a garbage barrel"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
BuckIen,s Arnica Salve.

The Best Sdlrc in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fee
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, COrns, and ali Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
qnired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price,
p cts. per box. For sale by A. C. VAN
GLIDER, Druggist. Family.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
EinaI Notice.

A LII claims due the late firm of Drs.
II Barbee & Stone. not promptly paid
by the 10th day of September, 1887, will
be placed in the hands OF Rankin Wiley,
Jr., attorney-at law, for immediate col
lection.
All claims of the late firm of Drs. Bar
bee & Fravel, as well as the undersigned,
not promptly paid by the 10Th day OF
September, 1887, will be placed in the
hands OF N. L; Bryan, attorney att law
and justice of the peace, for immediate
collection. Up until September 18th,
1887, the claims OF the several late firms
may be found at the office of the under
signed; after that date, will be found in
the hands ofthe above named attorneys.
ANDREW Il. BARBEE, NJ. d.
Point Pleasant, w. Va, Aug. g, 'S7.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

A young lady living up town re-
ceived a special delivery letter.
The messenger handed her the book
to sign for it She took the book,
and instead of writing he signature
she wrote: dear John: Glad to
hear from you. Come up Sunday
night" She had answered the let
teri
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

aLook here, said military cynic,
'sdo you know that our army is go
ing to thunder" "No; but if it is
it is safer than ChandIer's navy go
ing-to ser
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

A Dnluthian whose recently ac-
quired wife wears the name of En-
ma, says he's not exactly henpecked,
but he feels slightly embossed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

The New Workers. are talking Sc
riousiy of selling beer by weight, so
they can measure accurately the
amount they can carry. The beer
calibre of the Knickerbockers will
range like artillery, probably from
6 Founders up to whole kegs.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

The present rate of telegraphy
between London and Dublin is va
riously estimated as being from four
hundred and fifty to five hundred
words a minute.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

Lexington pivlson trains run by Central time.
Nam Line trains east of Huntington run by Eastern
time, which is one hour faster than Central time.
Additional trains-No. IL, daily ex-
cept Sunday, leave Olive Hill 4:45 A. NJ;
Mt. Sterling 700 A NJ; arrive Licking
ton $50 A. NJ; arrive Cincinnati, via
Winchester 11:35 A. NJ.
No. l2, daily, except Sunday, leave
Cincinnati 200 p. m, Lexington 5:35
p. M; arrive Mt. Sterling 7:l3 p. M;
Olive Hill 800 P. N.
No. ), daily, leave Clifton Forge 200
a. M; Charleston $3.50 a. M; arrive Ash
land $40 p. IN; Columbus 11:l7 p. M.
No. 6, daily, leave Ashland 7:1O a. M;
arrive Charleston 11:22 a. M; Clifton
Forge 7:3O p. m.
Pullman Sleeping Cars on all through
trains.
Old Dominion Steamers leave Norfolk
on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday and Saturday at 7 P. Nj.
for New York
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage, Checks.ap
ply to any Office of C. & .. R'y; or Depe
or Ticket Office of connecting lines.
W. C. RICKH5M,
Second Vice President.
NV. FULLER. Gen. Pass. Ao't
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

There is one thing to be said for
the Exeter brass band. 1t never
hangs back and bushes and pro-
tests incompetency when it is asked
to play.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

Congress is again in session, and
tho surplus is listening at the key
hole of its vault in state of anxiety
and fear.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

The light of friendship is Ike the
light of phosphorus-seen plainest
when all around is dark.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

England pays s15,OOO,OOO year
for imported eggs. Neither the
sun nor the hen seems to "set" on
British territory.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

We carry all of our neighbors'
crimes in sight, and throw all of
our own over our shoulders.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

1t isn't called high mass on ac-
count of steep pew rents; that is a
idea.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

It's curious how affection and
seem to harmonic.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

A good way to find a girl out, is
to call when she isn't in.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

Now is the time to lay in a good
ly stock of Chicago footwear for
suspension from the. mantel-piece
the night before Christmas.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

The order of the day is very frc-
quently and disreputably the di :
order of the night.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

Louisiana State Lottery Company,
Incorporated in 1868 for % years by the
table purposes-with a capital of
81 900, 000-to which a reserve fund OF
1ver $3.50, 900 has since been added.
BY an overwhelming popular vote it,
franchise was made part of the present
State constitution adopted December I'd,
A. D., 1879.
The only Lottery crer roted and endorsed D.,
the people of any State.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

A crow bar-Putting muzzle on
rooster.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
DR.. FIagg;s Family Ointment.
YOCNG LADIEs,

DIR. Flagg's Family Ointment will re-
move all pimples, blackheads, freckles
and all other blemishes from your face,
leaving the skin soft. smooth and beau
tiful. No family will be without it after
testing its marvellous Soothing and Heal
ng properties. Sold by Druggists for 25
ents, or mailed ON receipt OF price.
oct. 19-1y
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
Il neuer scaIes o. r1ostponeg.

10 neuer scales or Tlostpones.
Its Grand Single Number Drawings take
place monthly, and the Grand Quarterly
Drawings regularly every three months,
(AIarcII, June, September and December.l
SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO WIN FOR.
TUNE. Second GRAND DRAWING, CLASS
Ii. IN THE ACADEMY OF MUSIC, NEW OR
LEANS, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY z, 1885,
2I3th Monthly Drawing
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
PILES.
PILES.
!. PILES.

PILES. PILES. PILES.
DIR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment is
the only sure cure for Blind, Bleeding or
Itching Piles ever discovered. 1t never
fails to cure old chronic cases of long
standing.
Judge Coons, Maysville, KY, says;
CDR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment
cured me after years of suffering"
Judge Coffinbury. Cleveland, o., says:
81 lave found by experience that Dr.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment gives
immediate and permanent relief"
We have hundreds of such testimoni-
ais. Do not suffer an instant longer
Sold by druggists ISL per box, or mailed
on receipt of price.
DIR. FIagg's Family Ointment.
Never fails to soothe and heal cuts,
burns, bruises, flesh wounds, inflama-
tion. sPrains, pimples, chiIblains' salt
bites, cold sores, sore nipples, and all
diseases and ernptions OF the skin
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
Rich Grow Richer and the Poor Poorer

A Money Power has dictated legislation and
the administration of justice, both State and
National, 10 such an extent to render the
Elective Franchise nullity, If not q farce, and
elected officials mere fgure-heads
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
CAPITALPRlZE, $50, 600.
S8 NotIce.-I Tickets are Ten Dol
lars only. HuireS, 80. FiftEs,
So. TealthS, ST..
LIST OF PRIZES.

s,179 Prizes, amounting to ...... 5000
Application for rates to -clubs should
be made only to to the Office of the Com
panv in New Orleans.
For further information write clearly,
giving full address.
Send POSTAL. NOTES, Express
Money Orders, or New York Exchange
in ordinary letter. Currency by Ex-
press lat our expensel addressed to
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
Washington. ID. G.
Address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL. BANK
New Orleans, La.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

OF wealth produced, so per cent TO the nom
producer and 20 per cent for the actual pro-
dueer is the unequal division between
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18
CAPITAL AND LABOR.

The Labor Field has been carefully kept open
Tor all comers and promiscuous Enumeration
not only encouraged, but the very worst foreign
pauper labor has been contracted for and inn
ported, in order that competition would cheaper
the cost of labor and force II to accept any pfce
offered, while EVERY AVENUE OF COMPF.
Triton HAS BEEN EFFECTUALLY CLOSED
~ THE INTERESTS OF. M0N0PoLIES AND
CAPITAL. Thus IL is the
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1888-01-18

and have large stock of we'll
selected goods, suitable for the
trade. l am still at the old
stand.
j. S. o'RoARK.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-27
MANY DREARY DAYS.
The Parnell Hearing Becoming
Terribly MonOtonous.
DAVITT CAUSES THE DELAY
Now That lie Is Included I'm the In
dictment lie Insists on n
Thorough Inves-
tigation.

LONDON. Oct e7-Only those persons
who are condemned TO sit for six hours at Q
stretch and hear the monotonous delivery by
Attorney General Webster OF the rigmarob
called "Parnellsm and Crime" can realize
the sense of boredom produced by Wednes
day evening. Everybody was unfeignedly
delighted when The Times solicitor declared
that the next day Webster would finish, and
that the day after the witnesses would be
called. But Mr. Davitt insisted on having
his share OF the transactions of the Land
league brought forward, thus extending this
scope Of Wehster's harangue. Only halt ar
hour before the rising of the court yesterday
Webster's clerk brought in two arnfuls OF
printed documents. Even the judges could
hardly refrain from giving expression to TN
general feeling of WEAKNESS.
Now that Davitt is included in the indict
ment, he evidently intends TO tai leading
part in the proceedings. He iSassiduous in
his attendance, takes notes and frequently
interposes corrections and objections. Par
nell was absent throughout yesterday.
As mere feat Of endurance, Attorney
General Webster's speech is wonderful, hi:
voice being as fresh and clear as on the day
he began.
The speaker continued to recite a catalogue Of
outrages supposed to be traceable to members
of the league, and then quoted from speeches
of Mr.. Dillon and other Parnellites to prove
their support of the "plan of campaign" He
dealt in succession with series of utterances
made by Messrs William O'Brien, Gully,
Cox, Kenney and Matthew Harris to show
their sympathy with outrages, and he init
mated his intention to deal at length with
violent orations Of league members made IL
County Clare during the years 1885, 1857
and 1881
At this Presiding Justice Hannen's patience
seemed to be exhausted, and leaning forward
he asked the attorney general if he did moi
think he had already given sufficient indlca'
ton of the line of argument he intended to
adopt
Sir Charles RUSSELL counsel for Mr.. Par.
nell, suggested that the attorney general
might hand him copies of the speeches he
meant to quote from, and thus save time.
The attorney general replied that he must
deal with all the Irish counties he had picked
out as alfording the most striking proof of the
character Of the Leagues agitation. He
quite understood Justice Hannen's hint, and
he was DESTROYS of adopting any practical
suggestion which would enable him to shorten
his remarks.
Mr.. Biggar created quite a sensation 10y
sitting on the bench reserved for queens
counsel. Nobody ventured to inform him of
this breach of etiquette. Sir Henry James
seems TO have nothing to do but sit and listen
To rs much of the proceedings as he cares &c
hear Lockwood draws amusing sketches OF
the principal personages. These and the lit
tie Jokes going about from hand to hand on
slips of paper help to beguie the time. Sir
Charles Russell intends to produce number
of letters of Parnell denouncing outrages.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1888-10-27
a Chicago & Alton LAG
General Markets.

New YORK, Oct. 26-FLOUR-Dull, weak and
unsettled; Minnesota extra, S3.6007.35; city
mills extras. $5.s065.50 for West Indies: super.
fine, state, $s.s5Gl15.
wHEAT-Irreguar and excited; receipts, 90.
$50 bushels; shipments, none; No red state,
$I.1S61Ie; No. 2 do, $l.13; No. red winter,
November. Si.12A; do, December, $1.15; do,
January, Sl.16.
CORE-Quiet; receipts, 163, 800 bushels; ship
ments, 79,74l bushels; No. mixed, cash, 4e1kc.;
do, November. 49Ssc.; do December, 5Ol<c
OATS-Firmer; receipts. 80 600 bushels; ship
ments. So bushels; No white state. &C.; No.
do, &c.; No. mixed. November. 3O5Sc.
RYE-Dufl and unchanged.
BARLEY-DuIl; No. j Canada, eiG19sc
PORK-Dull: new mess. $16.250l675.
LARD-Sominal: October, $S.s5;i November,
$S4T
MOLASSES-Dun and nominal.
TURPENTINE-Quiet and steady at 451<c.
ROSIN-Dull; strained to good, $l01.05.
PETROLEUM-Sseady; refined in cases, e1kc.
FREIGHTS- Duh; grain to Liverpool, steam,
Cd.
BUTTER Firm, but without decided change;
fancy western, e60e55<c.
CHEESE Dull; Ohio flat, 65k01O5kc.
EGGS-Quiet; eastern. 22c.: western, 211<c
RICE-NominaL
SUGAR-Reflned dull; cut loaf and crushed,
size: granulated and mold A. 716c.
TALLOW-Fairly active; prime city. size
COFFEE Steady, but dull at l53zc. for fair
cargoes Rio.