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The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
How to Help Your DIgeatIon.

Almost every day We feel tho unpleasant
sensations of indigestion. Try ALLCoK's
Porous PLAsTERs and be relieved. j. F.
Davenport, of Canarsie, New York writes:
1 have been very much troubled with a
violent pain below my chest bone. 1 was
told by several physicians that it was
rheumatism of the diaphragm. 1t resulted
from cold and exposure. l had very little
appetite and digested my food with great
difficulty. l placed one of ALLCocK's
Porous PLASTER below the breast bone
and two on each side. In the course Of
twenty-four hours all pain ceased, and ]
was able to eat and digest a good squass
meal, something I had not done before in
two weeks. 1 got better constantly. and at
the end of seven days found myself entirely
we'll. Since then l have used ALLCoCK's
Porous PLAsTERs for colds, coughs and
pains in my side, and I have always
found them quick and effective.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
Log Cabin Success,


What ails the young menf
Rohert Garrett's father lett MN u
fortune OF twenty millions. He was
from childhood reared in luxury; he TO-
ceiyed a splendid education with an
e~special training into a thorough
knowledge of railroad management
and was expected to succeed MS Iathei
as a railroad king.
within three years of the response
bIlities which his fathers death threw
upon him were assumed, he is reported
a broken down man, with mind u
health permanently shattered.
George Law Is another young man
left with millions Of money, who IS re-
ported among the wrecks" his
father. bred a stone mason, was OF gig
F., antic size and strength, with commen'
surate brain power, so he became d
great contractor, then a railroad King
and left half a dozen millions Tor MS
O TO d~lssipate. The young man Is a
success as a dissipator.
The founders OF both or these great
estates we're borne In the most humDie
walks of life, grew strong, mentally
and physically, by simple living n
honest labor and developed into INTEL
lectual pigmies. -
not. as a rule, come from the elegant
mansions of the cities, but from the
Log Cabins of the rural districts. Sim
pie ways of living. freedom from dissl-
patton and %enervating pleasures, sim-
pie remedies for disease, effective n
which leave no poison in the system,
develop brawny, brainy men, VINO
compel the world to recognize thelr
strength and power.
The wholesome, old-fashioned Log
Cabin remedies are the SAFEST n
surest for family use. Our grand
mothers knew how to prepare the teas
and syrups Of roots, herbs and balsams
which drive disease out OF the system
by natural methods and leave no after
iii effects. The most potent OF these
old-time remedies were, after long and
searching investigation, secured by H..
H. Warner of safe cure fame, n are
now put out for the "healing OF the
nations'' In the Warmers Log Cabin
remedies.
Regulate the regulator with Warmers
Log Cabin sarsaparilla and with pure
blood giving health, strength, mental
and bodily vigor, you may hope to cope
successfully with the most gigantic
financial problems of the age, without
wrecking health and manhood.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

According to experiments conducted
by the Health Board of New York 1t
appears that dry heat OF even 25Oo is
insufficient to kill disease germs, except
in cases where the fabric is perfectly
dry, or so loosely rolled or folded that
the heat can penetrate it. But by In
jecting live steam into the tank, DIR.
Edson's assistants have been able to
disinfect clothing and bedding at a
temperature Of about 1909, and the
goods come out of the tank unhurt,
except that tue colors in some kinds of
cloth are effaced or badly mixed. The
disinfection by steam is rapid and sat-
isfactory. Iron cages are being pre-.
pared for the collection and return of
bedding and clothing. Each cage has
a lock to it. and the owners of clothing
al keep the key while the gpods are
being d~islnfected. The work IS done
by tie Health Department, free OF
charge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

IL appears That 4 singular eploemic
Of attacks Of violent purging and vom.
itlng among soldiers In the Punjab Was
traced 10 the use of certain milk, the
residue of the suspected milk being
found to be of specific gravity 1.O25,
casein, Al. fat. 80, and sugar, 5.04
per cent. The dairy pans were found
to be unwashed, some emitting a re-
pulsive odor, and the weather at the
time being very hot. The milk was
coagulated, filtered, and the fltrate
neutralized and made feebly alkaline
by potassium hydrate, and shaken with
| ether. On evaporating the ethereal
extract a crystalline residue Of sickly
| odor and pungent taste was obtained
given to men In small quantities 1t pro.
duced nausea and headache, and caused
violent purglng and vomiting with
dogs in fifteen minutes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

For q fish without much flavor, make
caper butter, simply done and inestima-
bic at table. Chop one tablespoonful
Of capers Into mince, and with a wood
en- spoon rub it through a fine sieve,
add a tablespoonful of salt, a quarter of
that quantity of pepper, and an ounce
and one half of butter; mix together
| thoroughly. Make a foundation of this
on a dish and let the fish be served upon
1t. For a mayonnaise, beat the yolk of
a raw egg into a foam, adding a few
drops at a time of purest Lucca oil, in
quantity half a pint, beating together
until perfectly amalgamated. Mix in
a large bowl a teaspoonful Of ground
mustard, one of salt and one half OF
vinegar, add this to the above and beat
1t all into a thick creamy batter. Fla
vor with vinegar or lemon Juice, and
cover it very closely. The quantity Can
be doubled for present and future use,
as it will keep sweet and pure for weeks
in 4 cool place.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

IN open gas fire radiator has just
been introduced in London. 1t con-
sists of a fire box with a front and bars
of pleasing design. The interior of the
Dire space is filled with a coil Of pipes
TO serve as a boiler for heating the ra-
diator on the principle Of low pressure
circulation. The coil is not seen being
covered with asbestos. There are two
flows and two returns from this coil.
The radiator is formed of top and bot
tom boxes, cast and cored with a cham.
Der throughout. and holes to receive
the upright columns. A vase is placed
on the top for charging with water.
The gain here obtained Is equal to the
exposed area of the radiator, plus the
amount Of heat extracted from the In
terror Of the fire. Chimneys are dis
pensed with, only a small pipe to carry
of the fumes being necessary.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
'Nnsal Voices. Catarrh and False
1ceth.'

A prominent English woman says
| the American women all have high,
shrill, nasal voices and false teeth.
Americans don't like the constant
WHITING they get about this nasal
twang, and yet it is a fact caused by
our dry stimulating atmosphere, and
the universal presence Of catarrhal diff
Gculties.
But why should so many Of our
women have false teethp
That is more of a poser to the Eng
lish. 1t is quite impossible to account
for 1t except on the theory Of deranged
stomach action caused by imprulence
in eating and by want Of reg ular sxer-
else.
Both conditions are unnatural.
Catarrhal troubles everywhere pre-
vail and end in cough and cOnsump-
ton, which are promoted by m%al-nutri-
ton induced by deranged. stomach
action. The condition Is q modern
one, one unknown to our ancestors who
prevented the catarrh, cold, cough and
! consumption by abundant and regular
| use Of what Is now known as Warmers
Log Cabin Cough and Consumption
Remedy and Log Cabin Sarsaparllla,
two old fashioned standard remedies
handed down from Il ancestors, and
now exclusively put forth under the
strongest guarantees of purity and
-fficacy by the world famed makers OF
| Warmers Safe Cure. These two RENEE
dies plentifully used Is the fall and
winter seasons advance, together with
an occasional use Of Warmers Log
Cabin rose cream, to strengthen and
protect the nasal membranes, give a
positive assurance of freedom, both
from catarrh and those dreadful and If
neglected, inevitable consequences.
pneumonia, lung troubles and con-
sumption, which so generally and
fatally prevail among our people.
Comrade Eli Fisher. of Salem,
Henry TO-, Iowa, served four years IN
the late war and contracted a disease
called consumption by the doctors. He
had frequent hemorrhages. After
using Warmers Log Cabin cough and
consumstion remedy, he says, under
date of Jan. 10Th, 1888: 81 do not
bleed at the lungs any more, my cough
does not bother me, and l do not have
any ore smothering speils.'s War
ner's Log Cabin rose cream cured his
wife Of catarrh and she is "sound and
WE'LL"
OF course we do not like to have u
women called nose takers and false
teeth owners, but these conditions can
be readily overcome in the manner in
dlcated.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

10 has been assumed that the pain
which follows the singing OF the net
tie. and possibly other plants, Is due to
formlc acid. DR.. Haberland, of Vienna,
demonstrates clearly that this is an
error. 1t is not formic acid that Is
emitted by these singing hairs; though
lust what 1t is the Doctor is not able to
determine. 1t may lead to examination
now that the generally accepted belief
Ia demonstrated to be erroneous.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

II the condensed breath collected on
the cool window panes of a room where
a number of persons have been assem-.
bled, be burned. a smell as of singed
hair will show the presence of organic
matter, and II the condensed breath be
allowed to remain on the windows for
a few days, it will be found. on examl-
nation by microscope, that it is alive
with animalculi. 1t is the inhalation
of air containing such putrescent mat
ter which causes half of the sick head
aches, which might be avoided by .
CIRCULATION of fresh air.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

According to recent Investigations by
DR.. Chon, an eminent authority on the
subject, diffused daylight is not injur-
lous to the eye, the great desideratum
therefore in artificial illumination being
to initiate the conditions of natural
llght-that Is, 1t should not be dazzling
should be supplied beautifully, should
not heat the eyes. and should burn
steadily.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

"I THINK" said the minister, who
was visititg a parishioner, THAT 1t Is
easier to a children than 70 drive
them. Gentle words are more effective
than harsh ones"
II think so, too" said the lady, ten
derby. Then she raised her window
and suddenly shouted to her boy:
"Johnnie, If you don't come in out
of that mud-puddle, III break your
back"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
&o9.Fou Know

that you cannot afford to neglect that
catarrh? DON'T you know hat 1t may lead
to consumption, to insanity, to DEATH
Don't Won know that it can be easily
cured? Don't.you N that while tne
thousand and one nostrums you have tried
have utterly failed hat DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy is a certain cure2 1t has stood the
test of years, and there are hundreds o.
thousands of g~reatful men and women IL
all parts of the country who can testify tt
its efficacy. All druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

ENTIRE WHEAT MUFFINs.-For a
dozen mullins there will lie required a
cupful and a half of entire wheat -four,
a cupful of milk. one third of a cupful
of water, an egg, a t%easpoonful of
cream of tartar, half a teaspoonful of
salt and two tablespoonfuls of sugar.
Mix the dry ingredients and sift them
into a bowl. Beat the egg until it il
light, and add the milk and water to 1t.
Pour this mixture upon the dry ingre-
| dents, and beat them quickly and Wig
orously. Pour the batter into buttered
muffin pans and bake for twenty-five
minutes in a rather quick oven. The
batter will be thin and will give a moist
muffin, but that is as it should be,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

APPLE SNOW. Pare and core some
large apples without dividing them,
Boil some rice for ten minutes. drain
and let cool. Spread the rice in as
many portions as there are apples. on
small cloths, tie the fruit separately in
these and boil for three quarters Of an
hour, turn them carefully on a dish
sprinkle with sifted sugar and serve
with sweet sauce.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

A scientist is authority for the state
ment that waitewash is perfectly nom
combustible. We are also informed
that 1t Is a custom In France TO thick'y
coat with lime wash the beams, joists,
the underside of fioor!ngs and other
portions in building to render them
areproof. 1t is quite commonly known
that whItewashed lumber will not burn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

SMALL potatoes are very nice cooked
in this way: Pare them and boil in
sailed water, do not let them boil until
shey are soft. Beat Il egg, and have
ready some fine cracKer crumbs, roll
the potato IN the egg and then in the
cracker and fry in butter until a light
brown, turning frequently that the col
or may be uniform; or the potatoes may
be dropped into hot lard. In this case
q cloth should be laid over a plate and
the potatoes should be drained for a
moment in this before sending them to
the table.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

French chemists who have recently
Investigated the nature OF saccharine
mt on record the fact that this COM
mound trayerses the organism without
any alteration, ard that it has an anti
septic property; Its sweetness IS not
similar to cane sugar, as has Deen as
serted; It's flavor is slightly saiine n
,aw.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

APPLES WITH WHIPPED CREAM
Pare and core large juicy apples. fill the
cavities with sugar and a little lemon
juice and a little water In the bottom.
sprinkle the top with sugar, bake them
and when done set to cool. Cover en-
tirely with whipped cream, sweetened
and favored.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
The time is never lost that is devoted
to good works.
Can a Man swallow a Cannon-baIl ?

Can q MAI SWaIIOW CaHHUH-DiiF
Well 'that depends" He can If his
throat is large enough and the cannon-ball
not too large. The question really seems
worthy of some consideration In view OF
the size of some of the pills that are pre-
scribed for suffering humanity. Why not
throw them 'to the dogs" and take DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets? Small,
sugar-coated, purely vegetable, perfectly
harmless, in glass, and always fresh.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

APPLE MERINGUE. - Boil tart ap-
pies. After they are pared and cored
rub through a colander and sweeten TO
taste. Toa pint OF the pulp stir IN
lightly the beaten whites of SIX eggs,
flavor, put In a pudding dish. set in the
oven, brown and serve with custard.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

CoMFoRTING.-Llttle Glrl-What's
the matter, little boy?
Little Boy-I'm crying because my
mamma has just gone to heaven.
"Oh, but p'r'aps she HASN'T"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

DUMLEY twho has sold a watch)-
You told me, Robinson, that II i v would
let you have the watch you would pay
me in thirty days. It's a good deal
more than thirty days now.
Robinson-NOt by that watch; that
watch loses twelve hours out Of the
tw~enty-four.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

81 am weary of living" moaned poor
Mrs. Black,
"For I'm fairly worn out with the ache
in my back;
My nerves are a chain
OF weakness and pain,
And my poor head is aching as if it
would crack"
"Now, don't be discouraged" cried good
Mrs. White,
'It is never SO dark but there's promise
Of light;
can tell you in brief,
What will give you relief
Pierce's Favorite Prescription will soon
set you right"
1t is the only remedy for woman's pecu-
liar weakness II ailments, sold by drug
gists, under a positive guarantee from the
manufacturers, that it will give satisiac-
ton in every case or money will be re-
funded. See guarantee on bottle wrapper.
Large bottles GOO doses) 81. Six for s..
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Two OF A KIND.-Wife Tin solled
wrapper, soiled collar and slippers down
at the heel, to husband who enters late)
ALL John, you're not a bit like what
you used to be.
Husband (glanclng at her dress)-
Neither are you, my dear, neither are
you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

SECURE a supply Of dry-land plaster
for use during the winter In the stalls.
Scatter it literally over the floors, and
add 1t to the manure. 1t is a valuable
absorbent and arrests the escape of
ammonia.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

The singular canals seen on Mars
are explained by NJ. Fizeau. or the
supposition that the planet has glaciers
much larger than those Of the Earth,
and with greater crevasses and move
ments.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Advertising a patent medicine In the
peculiar way in which the proprietor OF
Kemp's Balsam, for Coughs and Colds,
does it is indeed wonderful. He authorizes
all druggists to give those who call for 1t
a sample bottle Free, tina they may try II
before purchasing. The Large Bottles are
soc. and 81. We certainly would advise a
trial. 1t may save you from consumption.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

mo, MA'AM," said the tramp. CRATE
fully, as he shouldered his bundle and
prepared to start on again; 81 don't
keer fer nothin' more to eat, thank you,
but I'd be obleeged If you'll give me
two or three O. them there biscuits. 1
don't carry no weepihs, and they'v
got a savage dog at the next house."
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

WARNER S Log Cabin Remedies
old fashioned. simple compounds. used
In the days Of Dur hardy forefathers
are "old timers' but ''old reliable"
They comprise a "Sarsaparilla, ""Hops
and Buchu Remedy" Cough and Con-
sumption Remedy" "Hair Tonic"
Extract" for External and Internal
Use, "Plasters," Rose Cream" for
Catarrh and "Liver Pills" They are
put up by II. II. Warner & Co., pro-
prIetors of Warmers Safe Remedies,
and promise to equal the standard
value of those great preparations. All
druggists keep them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

IL is said by experimenters, that a
dog is enabled to follow a man through
the peculiar individual oder exuded by
him which though p~erceptible at great
distances. becomes indistinguishab' g
through the Intervention OF a single
thickness OF brown paper between the
foot and the ground.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

"WHAT's that awful racket in the
back roomp" inquired a customer OF
one Of the clerks; somebody trying to
yell the roof OFF,"
"It's the silent partner, sir; the firm
is after him for more money"
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Miss DE SMITH-What made you
Augustus Popiniay look so sheepish
this afternoon when l called? Have
you had a falling out?
Miss Travis-Yes, out of the ham
mock.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

FARMER ito man walking on the
ties)-Ain't you an actorp
Man-Aye, aye.
Comedy
was when l left Pittsburg-genteel
comedy. At Altoona l became melo-
dramatic In my views; at Harrisburg /
was for old mems parts; now Pm all
tragedy-dark, dark, bleeding tragedy,
hut bitterly by the time l reach New
York, / s'poss I'll only be fit for the
apothecary in Romeo and Juliet.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

SHE Cooking at the sea)-How grand,
how glorious, George, it is to watch
the angry waves as they lash them
seves against the Shore"
He with equal ecstacy, but less hu-
ency)-Yes. and how damp it seems.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06
Small cast iron pieces can be timed

nv 6rst thoroughly cleaning the articles
be timed, and immersed In a bath
n one ounce Of cream OF tartar, one
,unce p~rotochloride Of tin and ten
cnar,, of water. The bath should be
sept at a temperature of $50 degrees
IN a stone vessel. Pieces OF zinc should
10 thrown into the bath.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

MERCY is so good Il servant that it
will never allow its master to die a
beggar. The virtues that lie in War
ner's Log Cabin Plasters are as bene-
fcient and lasting as the qualities of
mercy. Best and cheapest poroused
plaster In market.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

LITTLE CHICAGO BoY-Kin ye help
a poor harmless boyp
Kind citizen-I reckon so. Are you
an orphan, sonnyp
'I'm wuss nor an orphan. Me fad.
der an mudder is both divorced an
married agiu, an ! dou't know whose
boy l am, and am slowly fergittin' my
own name."
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

THE blood is the regulator. Regu-
late the Regulator with Warmers Log
Cabin Sarsaparilla. 1t cures all i'm
purities. 1t Is the largest bottle in
the market-l20 doses for 81. Your
druggist sells it. Buy it for your
| family's benefit as we'll as your own,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Electricity has entered sport. Tor
the angler who wishes to let his line
float gently with the stream. without
the trouble of watching 1t, a little cleo.
trio arrangement has been devised
whereby a pull upon the line closes the
circuit and rings a bell.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

"ABsALoM," remarked Mrs. Numbo
adidn't l hear you say a little while
ago that you had been out with Rus
sian, the growlerp' Who Is he, Absa-
lomp"
HES a foreigner from st. Peters,
burg" said Mr.. Eumbo, whose face
was hidden behind a newspaper; "his
real name, I think, is Badwiski."
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

MINIsTER-You say a great many
bright, things, Bobby, don't youp
bobby-Not as many as I used to.
"Why notp"
"Slippers."
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Rupture cure guaranteed by
DR.. J.. B. Mayer, S3l Arch ST., Phila,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou.
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

As soon as the pears show a tinge
of yellow pull them from the tree and
put them in a dark place. They will
then ripen and become mellow sooner
than If left on the tree,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Cedar uood pulp is now made into a
paper for undertaking carpets, wrapping
up wool, etc., as a preventative against
moths. The wood used is the hereto
fore wasted chips Of the PENCIL manu-
factory,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

WATER CRACKERs.-One pound OF
flour, one teaspoonful of salt, one half
ounce Of soda, even teaspoonful of lard,
made up with sweet milk, beaten well,
roll thin and bake quick.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

The recent rains will cause grass to
come up in the turnip rows. The Gull
tivator or horse hoe should be used fire.
quently then, in order to push the crop
rapidly ahead.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

The Lick Observatory is to have a
rival situated in Colorado, 5000 feet
| above the sea level. The main lnstru-
| ment will be a 20.inch telescope.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Nothing Cures Dropsy, Gravel, Bright's, Heart,
Diabales, Urinary, Liver Diseases. Nervousness,
St, Phlls. 81 a bottle, g for s.. At Druggists.
Cures the worst cases, Cure guaranteed. Try IL.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Have you a few hours or a few days
spare time occasionally thar you would ike
10 turn into money?Ifso, then write quickly
TO B. L. johnson & Co, of Richmond, va.
and they will give you informa ton ina
will prove to be money in your pocket
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

All bodices for fall wear fit the fig
ure very closely. Basques, Dlrectoire
redingotes and polonalses are about
equally favored. The first-named, how
ever, display an endless variety in style
and decoration.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

IRREGULAR feeding makes thin
horses, no matter what the quantity or
quality may be which is given.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

A Long Island physician. finding his
watch had become magnetized, Enclosed
it in a cloth bag and buried it in damp
earth, where it remained for three
days. Upon digging it up he found it
completely demagnetized, and 1t has
not since varied one second.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

Every weed occupies the space in
which some plant more valuable should
he growing, and the farmer cannot
afford to give them the space they re-
quiIe,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-10-06

JUsTICE-Do you know that you are
charged with the theft of a poor labor
er's dinner?
Tramp-Yes, sir!
'.And do you know that you violated
the lawp"
mo, sir! 1t was a case of necessity,
and necessity knows no law"