The Portland daily press., 1888-12-27
HAS USED THEM FOR 15 YEARS

Lea j. Griffin, Bookkeeper First National Bank,
Sing Sing, N. ", writes:
81 have been using ALLCocK's Porous PAAs-
TIERS for the last fifteen years In my family, and
can conscentiously recommend them as invalua-
BILE when applied where pain is to be relieved.
Two years ago l contracted pneumonia from
heavy cold, and during my conyalescence. and In
the winter months since, have worn one on each
lung across my back and have experienced great
benefit therefro N, and was relieved from threat
ened return in less.than twenty -four hours"
Seyen-year-old jeffrey was very naughty, and
mamma took him on her lap to try little moral
suason before resorting to extreme measures, so
she talked to him somewhat in this way: 81 want
to see my good boy-ths naughty boy isn't my
boy-the real boy
Here the naughty boy interrupted. "Pm not
TWO boys; I'm only one, and Pm all bad"
"No, dear" said patient mamma, "you are all
good this naughty boy is only The shadow you
Oh. yes, replied blue eyes; "once last week,
when when was riding on the pony watched my
Very WELL" aid mamma, "lhat's all this
naughty boy is; it's shadow"
We'll" SAID the small boy, medtatiyely, 'f you
slap the shadowl"
when pain and anguish wiring the brow min
isterng angel thou, Jennie" Rub Salvation OIL
F. Albrecht, 24l s. Sharp St., Baltimore, recon-
mends DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup for cough and
cold
writer in Nature, who says he has measured
a great many Roman collins, finds that the Roman
could not have greatly exceeded five feet five
inches. From the measurement of ancient armor
IL appears that the English arisiocracy have de-
cidedly increased in average height within 500
years. The mummy Of the celebrated Cleopatra
measures about tlfty-four inches, about the HEIGHT
OF the present European girl OF thirteen. The
most ancient mummy of the Egyptian king vet
discovered measured hfty-two inches.
Awoman who Is weak, nervous and
seepless, and who has cold hands and feet can
not feel and act like well person. Carter's Iron
Pills equalize the circulation, remove nervous
ness and give strength and rest.
Young wife Cat dinner, sobbng)-I think you
you-are Just as mean as-as-you can be.
made that-that apple dumping as pleasant
surprise for you, and-and-now-you-wa me
10 brlng handsaw TO cut it in two with
Young husband-Good heavens, Maria! Is that
dumping? took il for a cocoanut with
desperate frmncss.) I'll eat it now, Maria, if it
kills me.
a mans wife should always be the
same, especially to her husband, but II she is
weak and nervous, and uses Carter's Iron Pills,
she cannot be, for they make her feel like
different person." so they all say, and their hus-
bands say so tool
captain" said the Kentucky statesman who
was about to take his first trip across the ocean
''if understand the way this ship is constructed
its got several watertight compartments"
eyes, SIR"
Waters all on the outside-can't none get in
nohow?, o
mo- sir"
"Cap'n," said the Kentuckian, decidedly. ~
want one o. them compartments-I don't keer
what IL COSTS"
When Baby YVES sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoris,
When she became Miss. she chung to castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria.
1t is related of clergyman, who was the happy
father of charming and beautiful daughter, that
one day while preparing his Sunday discourse he
was suddenly called away from his desk on mis-
sion of mercy. SO imperative was the summons
that he left unfinished this sentence:
Il never see young man OF splendid physique
and the promise of a glorious manhood almost |
realized but my heart is filled with rap and
delight"
His daughter, happening in the study, saw the |
sermon and read the words. Sitting down, she |
wrote underneath:
"Them's my sentiments, papa exactly"