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Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Arizona "Pe 7onats."

On several different occasions we have
urged that Jack Crosby, proprietor Of the
Blue Front saloon, and better known TO our
people Us Private jack" be taken to the
lone tree behind the court house and hauled
up 70 4 limb. We have given the names Of
eleven men who have been robbed and bru-
tally beaten in his place, or who SO stated to
is, and we have incidentally referred 10 Jack
Is q train rob6er, burglar, horse thief and
ncen6iary
II the next issue: "lIr. Crosby dropped
IN to see Us last Saturday. He did not come
IN with blui geon or a revolver, but as
friend and gentleman. He also brought three
bottles Of rare old Hennessey, for which he
viii accept our thanks. Mr. Crosby con-
yInceI Us that we were entirely mistaken IN
Dur estimate of him He is no rough or
tough. On the contrary, he was educated for
the ministry, and his nature is peaceful He
Las never struck man except in self defense,
md has been basely mah-ned by rivals II
business Before concluding his pleasant call
ae subscribed for two copies Of The Howler,
nd we suggest tlat il would be good idea
70 make him sheriff next term. Arizona
HCWilr-
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
AniliDe Treatmep, of Pn,h,.,.

Two Of the strongest cases quoted by DR..
Hremianski, the Russian physician in be-
half Of his new treatment Of pLthisls, have
been described in the foreign journals
In one Of these, that of q lad Of IS
who had uud0ubted phthisis, there was
ordered a four days dose of aulliae-but
by mistake three times the proper quauti-
y was taken-combined with nux vomica,
mint water aud antidbrin, his Diet being
good. including dried meat, kvas and or
anges; be was also given inhalatiOns of
atOmiZe4 auiline. 4 remarkable change
took place almost Immediately, al the
rales disappearing, and his Temperatures,
respiration and pulse becoming normal.
The second case was a complicated one,
there being tubercular peritonitis, and
meningitis, together with TYPHOID fever,
present a. the same time as pulmonary
phthisLs. sniEne inhalAtions, washing cut
the pulmonary cavities and corrosive sub
Innate and antihbrin, were employed, to-
get1er with a special acid Diet as in the
other case Here, too, the results ere
sad 70 have been remarkably good, the
bacllh disappearing from the sputun AID
the patient regainiog rs health entirely.
New York Tribune
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
LATE IN ONE THING.
A Fatal Mistake.

Mrs. Jacob s., an estimable woman
living in O. small town in the west, discov-
cred early in her matrimonial career that she
had not been fortunate in her choice Of
husband, for Jacob proved 20 be excessively
lazy and shiftless. doing almost nothing for
the support Of his wife and the round faced
little children
Several years after her marriage Mrs s.
heard OF the approaching marriage of Jen-
ME hrale, the daughter Of neighbor, and
meeting the girl one day she said:
Veil Shennie, l hear you vas thinkin'
bout getting married Vas dot sor'
The girl, with becoming bushes, admitted
the truth Of the -umor.
''Veu, Shennie, = said Mrs. s., ''it would
be veil for you TO dink dwice before you
marrys anybody"
did you think twice about it when you
were narried!' asked Jennie, rather resent
ing the intimation That she had not made
wise choice.
We'll, yes, did, replied Mrs. s., after
some little hesitation. i did dink dwice,
Shennie; but l made von grade meestake,
Won grade meestaEe, She1nie did not dink
der second time undil after vas married. -
Detroit Free Press.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

me show of live ads. which The Kicker Is
now making hurts some Of the newspapers
in this locality awful bad The BUllwhacker
and hers are charging US with procuring
our ads, by threats and intimidation. Il is a
monstrous lie. Business men advertise with
Is because they know that We are reaching
nut after q circulation of 10000 copies, and
that we have already booked i34 names to-
ware it. We drop into 4 business house in a
business way, explain the advantages Of ad-
ve-rising in z paper like The Kicker, and
seldom 20 away empty handed. While it
may have happened that nOn-advertlsers-
Ike old Cobb, tho grocer, and Dead Beat
Smith, ire dru-Cisc-have had their records
published and been shown up for what they
we're, 1t was Only a coincidence. Let the
iac5als howl! We know our gait, and we
propose to keep right al0ng.-Arizona
Kicker
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
1t Was Awful.

"'A baby in the house IS well spring of
Jov,' and our own dear little Horace IS the
Light and JOY of our lives wrote Mr. Pip
kins IN a letter TO Il friend tde other day. and
then he got up and walked over 70 the cradle
in which Lis own little well spring Of JOY had
been yelling steadily for an hour and said;
Are you going 10 howl fOreverl You
beat anything for yelling and screeching
that | ever saw in all the days OF my lIfel |
believe IL my soul that YOU are two-thirds
hyena- It's enough to drive a fellow crazy
to be shut up hour with you! / wouldn't
have another such a JOYOUS thing as you ara
around for billion dollars wish your
mother would hurry home and let me get
away TO my club OF 70 some other place
where l can have little peace Of my life.
This Is awful, awfulw-Derroit Free Press
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
The Livery of age.

Il see you have white haired coachnan, >
remarked a lady who was visiting a Detroit
friend; isn't that something unusualp
HUSH said her friend, looking around
cautiously; Il don't mind telling you, but
wouldn't want everybody 20 know. Hes
only q make up"
What do you rueaur'
Why, YOU see, be came 70 US 50 well
recommended we wanted 10 take him. but he
was too awfully handsome. So I told him |
could only engage him on one condition"
And that
He must wear white wig II makes
him appear quite venerable and gives a re-
spectacle air to tie whole turnout. an
surprised no one ever thought OF the plan
sefore,"
so am T. said her friend in tone Of deep
Observation-Disclosures Free Press
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

do not believe press specimens Of Sunday
school huuor are az all exaggerated What
ever the reason may be, possibly ignorance
of the meaning OF words or timidity, the ju-
venile idea of the Bible is often drol enough.
My family is older tlan yours said a
youth called - Meyer to q comrade. How
do You known was the reply. "Wel, my
family is mentioned il the BibIe-the Jerry
Meyers and the Meier Meyers"
"Where did God place Adam and Ever
asked teacher In the Garden of Even on
Mount Sinai" was the answer from a youth
ful miss who certainly hoped to get the prize.
Jewish " Messenger.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Thoroughly Satisfied with Himself.

An English general, in reviewing q corps
Of cavalry, suddenly stopped before a splen-
did looking fellow ard asked abruptly:
(which IS the best horse in the regimencf' =
Number forty. sir" What makes you
think he is the best horsef' He walks, trots
and gallops well; is q good jumper; has no
vice, no blemlsh: carries his head well; Is in
his prime" And who IS the best soldier in
the regimentT Tom Jones, sir ''WhyF'
Because he is an honorable man, IS obedi-
ent, tidy, takes good care Of his equipment
and his horse, and does his duty well . And
who is the rider of the best horseF' tom
Jones, sir" And who is Tom Jones!' Il
am, sir" The general could not help laugh
ing, but he gave a sovereign 70 his Informant,
who received it without moving a muscle
Liverpool Post
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
4 Smart Girl.

"Rebecca, you shall Tot shpeak NIT dot
Moses Levi vOnce more
20 fadder, you preak mine heardt We
vos almost engaged. W shall not shpeak
Of hIIn!7
He hat sheated me He haf sold NE
paste diamond FOR n shenUine shtone.r
30. fadder. dot shouldU recommend him 20
you as a sou-in-law. Ii ne can fool a wise
man life you, see vat a fortune lie haf in de
chewelry p.zIness."
Vel, Rebecca, you vas schmarder as l
thought. Get married ven you ike. l am
ankchiOus 10 90 into partnership with
mine son-in-law. San Francisco Wasp.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

Grrce Ia Lake CEagtAa41a}-Sucha con-
for-. yea k1ow. Caarley. - have tSougnt-
fGl oozs.1 &c look after usl DID yea br1Zg
ny j-ve.-T from Pt-.x6z-g'
CoCz-a C6A-ley-Ssw, forgot Il 9: tie
last Eocae1- LIS IL tls Few SAFE, .: Ey
oEce- Bu- I've got :Aa coES-ca-loc Oo .
pssce C paper.
Grzc-A1i where u - You IT'S. .sl>-
Erzpa t1e-. % se12 r1e Iy things a. o-caL
CeCzto CharAy-To be sz-e, yes- Io- see.
Tn vewy fOrE=-<El % cozz5.-A.sc-& / PIT
f.-Sood g-zckos-s. ia Io.cksd - ne s4ss, soo.
-Y..st-. 54--s...a
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

She didn't say ''yes." but the lace on her gown
She knot-ed and pulled and s-2oothed carefully
down,
And locked altogether. SO lo-ely AID sweet
That kneit, II the light Of her eyes, at her feet
And begged her that one little word 10 repeat
And she didn't say no.
She wouldn't say yes and she couldn't say
no
But she whispered my name, as bent NY head
low
And told her that she Of my life was a part
With the word on her lips and thrill in my
heart,
When a voice CtwaS her brothers. broke il with
start.
And the wretch Just yelled ''Rats.''
-kiriie L In Judge.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

TAe fse- rhs: s=.zE springs y p~.rass1r,,
:os-erks- VIII CERTAIN ssse., have a~>c
r1et rs.h Il Tie oo1rse ct bo-1Eg ne
szrsra tzz-el have gfFsa r-.s a. E&ka to
.lss oylzssa Lax lsrgs supplies of p~t-o-
lru.a probably srsst IL ths gEs~rlov - The
Cs-cAs1s a h-g@ ps.roleum ssit hzs
ben oc--s1 CT tts sasoFes = tie B-srx
eea. a1 the go-errrze1. cf kzt2sz 4 o<z ~
ests-e o Fsrzaee Guz-sssL 7. Aas s~r1
takez u9 ~ sorze Ia--e capstal.sss Ihe
great ps--u4e-Ea fJ~otSsa q. c&kz Eas si
Last c@kaszl - s-oat. Eltnouxh - 1as =
re wei L s,is sg.tAtea- ea---Esses= oss-ss0A
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

a different manner. Il took quite a while to
shake her OF. The next day she came back
and was almost killed at the same crossing.
It went on that way until the policeman had
his beat changed 10 another part Of town
Finally she came up here to get her summer
rescuing done. I do it when II fails to my
lot, but my heart IS not in the work Some
times the horrible thought comes over NE
that may be too late. Several tines have
tried TO be too late, but haven't the heart
10 do it.n
He then walked up to sparrow that re-
fused TO keep OF the grass and Drained it
with his cllb.-BIu Nye IL New York Sun
day World
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

pa" size murmured archly, u am en-
gagged
p Ted, the dev-the dickens you sayl
To m
57 he went on rap-urousl-. ''just think!
he never drinks nor smokes, nor belongs TO a
dreadful lodge, leads class at Sunday school
and
'.Iumph. Member Of the Salvation
Army, suppose" ironically.
No, he's i drummer"
a draInerl Great heavens! Evelyn.
ycU'--
''F-on Philadelphia, par
"Ohr said the OIL man, with q sigh Of re-
lief. Bless you. my children, bless your
Southern Criterion.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
They Have No Perspective.

An American writer says the wealthy
japanese picture owner keeps his art treas
ures slowed away in what is called go
down" or storehouse, and his paintings are
brought up one at q time II any visitor is
present, in order that single picture may
be seen By itself We should think that one
at a time would be about as many as an
American could stand, If they are the work
Of japanese artists. japanese art is eccentric
and mystifyiug. and half 8 dozen al a time
woald make the visitor think be had what IN
VolapEk language IS called tee james jams. -
-No-riscOwn Herald.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Two Singular Phenomena

Altogether the most curious effect Of this
fash was produced in an evening newspaper
Office (the Daily News The bal of light is
there credited by the types with "a whizzing
sound and 4 315-309 motion" That the re-
porter wrote "zig-zag motion" ANYBODY viii
conclude who viii write ''313309' hastily,
and assume that the printer was in a hurry
and wrought in a sad sincerity. But the
typographical phenomenon is more remark
able in its way than the electrlc.-New York
SIM
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
He Told the Truth

s2f-ktns cane home the other day with
Q reE coat CD.
Where id you bay that eoatt'' asksd
his wife
At second hand clotkiaS store OF
Austin averzeT
why. TIA: cost Is yuur old coat sod
& pei6lsr last week he has Gxed Il up
and p&lr3e1 i - o. yOI 70 rex. -
By thunder. Now ! knew ~hz- fhe
hvsns meant whsn be sad :; fitted Ike j:
had been made for re tho1gh. q. tke
tine hs was lying. bE. see I was de-
ce3Yed Y h.r-- fr-Texzs Sitttn-s.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
In Great Luck.

Angry Customer to Mr. Isaacsteiul-
Dutchy, when bought this suit two months
ago you said it wouldn't face. Lcok st lts
color nowi
Mr. Isaacstein-Ay trent, dat vas changed
beautifully. iron you dot SUI. out for 6hree
tolIar, und beebies VIII dink you chooSs
bouChd Il new voa-New York Sun.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Cafortuna.eIv, Tco Often the Case.

The minister sought 10 improve the time
by giving Bobby lesson in morality. NY
boy be said, 81 have lived fo-ty-iive years
and have never used tobacco IN any form,
nor told lie, nor swore, nor played hockey,
nor Have you got any little boysr' in
terrupted Bobby. NO. I have n1ver had
any little boys well, they are mighty
lucky,n said Bobby.-San francisco Wasp.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

pEALiTY AND DREAMS

Inay work all day at ny easel,
With patience and skin. as you sea
BIT my picture is always IL perfect,
II Is not what wished il 10 be
close my eyes On my pillow,
Such visions! how lovely they scent
What fame would be mine # but able
To paint tie pictures dreSul
The mise ! may ardently worship.
Ard WOO wherever ! 70.
But my notes are weak and disco-daat,
Ny thoughts are rough, as you know.
sleep, and my verses are perfect.
Delightful and proper their theme;
What JOY I would know If but able
To pen the poems dream
Arthur c. Grizscn il The Journalist.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
4 Refreshin. Novelty.

Able Editor-W hats the matter?
Forenan-Half the articles for today's
issue have been pied, and it's time to go to
press.
What sort of articlesl7
Political There isn't line of political
matter left"
well, FL up with any good miscellaneous
matter you have standing and rush it out.
Wen have the boys yell Here's y'r daily
paper without any politics in it, Every
woman in town Will buy is."-Omaha World
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
A Scandal on Earaeses IL.

i portrait Of RaneSes II appears in q nu1-
Der Of cur exchanges. We don't know what
office he is running for. and although be looks
as II he hcd been through several ca-paiSrs,
and lost considerable flesh, his portrait Is less
hoIne!y than tie pictures of some of tie otaer
candidates Il vii not be hong before some q
our coCteupcrarles discover that NJ -Raueses
was involved in several scandals. and voted
IN favor Of the admission Of tie Chinese, or
something that way.-NoTissowu Herald
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Always q Refreshing Sight

Eirks-Ptew! Thermometer must be
aboec 80
Mlaks-Fhew. sao8ld say SO; In brol-
ing. Wish we had the snow capped Rockies
II view here; bu. we haven't
Ne. I'll tell you what we'u 90. Let's 50
out and look at 4 pretty sri il 8 white
dress r-OnaLa World
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
A Cheating Fish DsAlkr-

They were standing n tie Old rarks.
house back Of the Central station, watch
ing the dealer sell out bis last hsn-
''Good bsaysnsf' sad A % B. ''wha: a
cheat that fsa dealer e / have b4ea
watching hsrn for half Al hon
-How's that didn't noiioe anything
peculiar"
~Doa't yo1 see that this man Is chayz-
ing FOR .Ae scale every time he weighs .
fshg
The cororer "a holding an Inquest CT 3
tbs morning Kansas CITY News
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
The Answers bothered Him.

Friend-HoVr did you pass your civil ser
vice e-aIuinatioui
App.icant-To tel the truth, didn't get a
very good mark / don't know, but expecs
I've slipped up.
The questions bothered you, didn't tbeyTa
Not bit Il was the answers that uor-
ried me- Texas SiftingS
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
He Enew What Ee Was About.

'1SpieglshaGsen,n said the leader Of the It.
tie German band 20 tie trombone, ''var tor
ycu blays so Ioudi YoU drown der rest ot
dat music
'-Neisensteiner,' returned tie trombone,
wen don'd blsy 50 loud Uad drown tEs
rest Of DAT music, Va Lose money So doa'd
you forgot idf--l;ts
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Ten Hearts Tha. Beat rs One.

Mormon Youth-Yr. Elder. am in love
with your daughters
NJ Eider-W hich onasf
Mormon Youth-AiSses AIRY. C.arIbel,
Mamie, Jennie, Emma, Poly, Bridget, Ann
ard Josephine.
Mr Elder-Take them, uly boy; take them
and Try 70 make some Of item happy.-Towu
Topics
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
TrnIeasant Reflections.

Jones had just been getting married. As
they were leaving the church he began 70
cry
Sarae.F e asked the bride an,iously.
My darling" exclaimed Jones, between
bis sobs, you behold in ne the wretched
tin Of superstition"
\ victinF7
Yes, my life; You must know that was
once 50 foolish as t. have my fortune told by
2 gyQsy. The cd bag told ne that should
marry 4 second ti-ne, and obi darling, Is
wrings NY heart to think Of los4n; you
Judge
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
A Student of the Game.

"Veu. young man. said a sporting goods
dealer, ''what-can we do for your
Hare you books on baseballf'
Yes
Sci ne The Rise Al Fail Of the Roman
Umpire New York Sun
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

Be-y-Doa't yoa think I'm brave 20
cone cut II =, A~thurs rs awfzIly
szo--, yo2 knCv-
Ar-hus-wA! Go1'; yo1 Pc. sozze sTn-
d1csr" ca -
Be-ry-W hat's ''5-d-cs-1~
A-tAEr-I s-st 1eS E-sll2-z.5oa 20 make
tne EAlx g-os~.
BerrF-T here's % hair CT tt.s cca.-
A-t5zr-P1rl1c- ne I'd Boy ] Ithogzzhs
Tou were taxing EsS-I yoE- E-Zst2c1G-
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
SHE DIDN'T SAY "Now

She didn't say '.yes,' " but scf. color came
Ger her neck and her brow I'll her cheeks were
asame;
And she shaded her eyes from the sot mellow
Light
81 the stars II the SKY that so wickediy bright,
We're peerng az Us thro' the Sill summer night;
And she didn't say "noF"
She didn't say yes but knew that she heard
For the roses she wore On her bosom were stirred.
And the sweet eyes she turned Ga!f away from
NY own
Had wootrously tender and luminous grown
As clear thro' the sheen Of ths starlight they
sLoce:
And she didn't say '2o~
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
CDe1ampled Cruelty.
the cruelty consist z

''What is this man arrested fOrs"
s'Croolty to animals, yer 'onner,n replied
the officer.
In what did the cruelty consistF
Well. yer 'oaner. he ; hostler, and livery
tonne / goes past tie stable | hear him
singin' White Wings and 'Swate Willis with
the mules all tied up 50 niver wan av thin
could escape"
Fine him the limit said the judge
Merchant Traveller.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
A Fipa Profession

" cuppes 20 bis jocSeTl-Aow did Z:
happen. Gack.nsi Ycu are TIE sixteenth Ct
81 cUoce over weig gS-
Luckias-I krowed - git Il sc-spe sooe
how. Isaopped CT re way down ts- e. ne
boots sh.ned, sE.-Tine
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Verify 1t IA

Our friends have departed TO spend the
summer by the seaside We have goos as far
as our means would aIloE, and rente,i cabin
In froat Of Billy Wells milpond Cheapress
With cheerf1lnesx IS great ssin--S2ithvills
Go i Nsrx
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
DoaeS~tc Pzbriurn.

"Brd-et,- : inquired tie lady Of the house
Of her a1jutant general, cant We have hasa
.Or breaktastT'
II ye chevs, NUN, was The frightfully
s11vrss.lve snz~sr-Dxero4: FTee Pres
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
In Chicago He Might

E1sc,ins- 20 graduating MEDICAL studsu.l
IL yea should maze q mistake and give a
pat;e-- al ove-iose Of tar-.r eCost.c, vha.
would you dol
Ser6en.-Trr 20 buy up tas corone1.-
Cescase Tr.burA
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

~Do yoa draw at al, NJ Facgzley~
NY patrons ssy draw very welL'
$50 yoc're al ar.3s-F
"No Yo1 nisun6s-y.aad ia Tn t1-
c<--LiacoIn Journal
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
In His Own Coin.

"We1. Janet asked a facetious husband
whose wife had just discharged the hired
girl. ARE you going 70 bravely breast the
waves OF the domestic sea OF troUblesF'
NO" she answered dsInurely; Il am only
going TO stem the currants. Judge.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

Boston Maiden 10 young man from New
Jersey)-In New Jersey, Mr. Redmud, blood,
l understand, is not considered Of the first
importancei
Mr. Rednud-Tt is among the skeeters,
Miss WaIdo.-New York Sun
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
The Broken One

Ady-Ttat's Ire matter. ny little ra1i
boT-Lez-ieT Bins CIV ~ E--, Ea1 an
o-rc-r. an s5s's TN CT with h.a-
La5y-Oa, never 1-Ed- ycS- cs1 sooa fn9
another sweetheart
Boy-Eay, Esv. sweet lazy. Wedlcck Is
not to- re; nT oaly ic-e IS 70 f. &c early
s-aTe-I.1r.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Important Question

''Do you understand much about arbOr-
cultureT asked Labats Of friend
''Yes, think do"
We'll, | waut TO ask you a question Are
al forest trees s4eders F'-Texas Slftings
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

N;xs Bsocozh-Il-W la srs the nos.
disagTeeao-s lsa:E-s about yc&-r schorA,
JooEn-et
JonDcse- TIA ,eache-.S-EA-vard Ian
poSn
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

s-Eow much 70 peep through your tee
scoPeT
Ten certss
There's fire. I've only on- eys'-Tine-
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

Rather Gave the Boy Whipped.

Ed,o--Jo,a. Z anybody calls tel hin I
an very busy writing 81 editorial
CEice Boy ten minutes late-t-GAn down
stairs what wSlts 20 know who wrote TIA.
article Il yesaerdAy's paper.
E-lvc--Go hack and tell hin yo1 vcoes
Il, IL oQt fcs-Eg .t-S: rate toGay.-Ju6gs
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
" ueical IfcI-l.

Visitor-Do you love the pianol
Lady-No, prefer death by electricity.
T-xas Siftin-S
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
eURDETTE'S WlTlclSMS.
Brief and Pointed Essays on Current
TOPICS.

bT1el ana IcsQtc0 1SS3yS on SufEenx
Topics.
The first territorial Volapuk club IN Amer
lea has been organized in Walla Walla,
Washington Territory. There is phonetic
appropriateness IN this thing. J. ". Reding-
tons scientific journal, The Walla Walla
Wah Wah, is the official organ Of the society.
uEPAaDoNABE CAsyIBALIsM.
Don't talk TO Us about honor among
thieves When the train robbers went
through that Northern Pacific train at Gus
ter, they refused 10 take any money from the
train conductor and brakeulen, but when they
came TO the Pullman car they went through
ell the Pullman employees twice. and then
threatened to Kill them if they didn't rake
up little more Such treatment as this
must cut Sir George 10 the heart. Why, YOU
wouldn't be at al surprised now TO learn that
those train robbers, when they got safely
away, fell upon and robbed each other.
or NAY BE IT WAS The soULASGER MARCH.
What makes = white cat deafr' asks a
scientific writer. Why, We always supposed
it was the debate on the tariff. 1t makes
human beings wish they were deaf or dead.
LATE IN ONE THING.
''Why did the orator speak OF the late
George Washington" asked RoIIo. Be
cause he is dead" replied Rol.o's mother
But Washington was never late said
Rollo; ''he was first in war, first in peace
and first in the hearts Of his couutrymen."
But he was the last man to get a monu-
nent," said RoIlo's Uncle George, and with
out coming TO z vote the committee rose and
the house adjourned. Brooklyn Eagle.
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29
Missed Part of II.

aIss. q a brilliant sulateaTs-Chsrisy,
what did you think cf the style il which I
opened the second act last nigatt
Mr Il who hates the whole bus;neSs}-l
missed the o7enirg OF TIE second act.
Mrs H-Ho~ unfortunate! You got thsrs
too lacel
Mr H-No; went away too soon--EtA
Wichita eagle., 1888-07-29

Some Startling History - Cleopatra E:e-
viewed-Likewise the Prince Of Wales.
Artemas Ward and wards Statae-A
prnFnssicnafIv Rescued LADY.