The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1888-01-28

There aro as Iooot Seven Wi4u Men
| "a mo Oily. but lhey arc not all IN Tie
City Council. Ktso Orleops lfooywnc.
An English land owner y 20 opposed
to ponchInG thing that be will mol cat
q posohed egg. Nsw Orleans R'o"y-
uu<.
Lovely women. according to the
latest cablegrams. has big ilnger ID
Europc's political pie fnif"de'rhin
Nssox
The man who can never get day
oii--thc chap who, has thirty days"
from the police court judge = Boston
Bulletin.
Some poet sends -or poeless--'sihe
Rhyme OF a Mistake" II Is also \
mistake OF The rhyme. Nashville
Ame,ic0a.
holy smokc!" exclaimed DulntI,
deacon when his wife told hun tho
Pilgrim Church wis on fire. = Duluth
fur0grapher.
The hotel patron must be Christian
who will foe waiter after the fellow
has poured a disl, OF hot soup down
his back. Hotel Mail
Says the Detroit Free: Press ''Sold
again second hand goods. Quite fire.
qucntIy Il Is the purchaser who Is sold.
= Norrisfown Herald.
A man who had heard Gerslcr sing
was asked II she was vocally disabled.
and he said he Gerstcr was--which was
very bad grammar indeed. Judge.
When you have TO pay = dollar All
hour for onc-horso sleigh It's easy 10
understand what is meant by a
revenue cutter. = Duluth Photographer.
The manufacturers Of writing states
have formed trust. We always
suppose that TO be the object OF
States anyway. Ionsers Salesman.
Aha" gentlemen. playing whisi?"
Grigson Cooking up. rather wearily) -
mo. Dumlcy; we are playing four
handed solitaire. - Boston TRANSCRIPT.
There are two kinds OF jokes Ono
makes you ache with laughter and the
other only makes you ache. This ono
belongs TO the latter class. - Hppcr's
Bazaar
Editor Mike DE Young says Cali
fornia ships beans to Massachusetts.
Newcastle will know just where To 90
in case OF a coal famine Ne,0 York
Grdphic.
II looks as though Germany had de-
termined TO take possession of the
Samoan Islands. The Germans l'avc
always been after Samoa land. - Pits
tnrgh Post.
Caller TO little Bobby Bobby
what makes your cyes 30 bright" Bob
BY CATER n little l'ioughO Ill des it's
tausc | iain't had EN- Ia very long. ~
7cxas Sittings
On reading that two Icopcrs had been
discovered IN Phiadclphis. o.. Shaugh-
messy remarked: Thin Quakcrs is
wakin' up Z abilities at asht; praise DO
10 Godr' Puck.
Considering the number OF shingles
that are made every year ia Maine and
Michigan II is rather astonishing how
many bad boys there are in the world.
- Sonerraic Journal.
An exchange has IN article on
Where all the Pins Go TO-" While II
is working this vein we wish II would
tell ~ where all the umbrellas 20 to-
burlington free Press.
A Boston surgeon has extracted the
nerves from mans cheek. What bus
mess house the patient intends TO serve
as commercial traveller is not stated. -
Pittsburgh Chronicle.
How IL nil comes back to me. MUIR
INJURED the poet sadly. ~ with practice
ed fingers he estimated the thickness Of
the portly package Of Mss. which he
had just taken from The postoilice.
A theatrical company Is at present
giving play called 1.-The King OF
Dentists at Woodsiown. n. j. II ccr-
tainly ought to be n drawing card II
there be anything ia \ name. - hita-
dolphin North Americgn.
1.-The calendar is wonderful mathe-
NAUTICAL triumph, amt il?'' remarked
Jags to Gags. lit certainly Is. But II
has its defects Name one. Well
every seven days makes week feat
ure in drcoia Record.
10 the lin trust. the copper trust. the
cotton seed oil trust. aud the sugar
trust has been added mutton trust.
What the pubic wants is chance 10
get trusted for mutton aud sugar. -
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