Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1888-12-10
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President Harrison will be called upon to fill
some of the highest offices in the army and navy,
owing to vacancies which will be created by retire
ment.
1 suffered from a very severe cold in my head for
months and used everything recommended, but
could get relief. Was advised to Ely's Cream
Balm. 1t has worked like magic in its cure I am
free from my cold after using the Balm one week,
and believe it is the best remedy known. Feeling
grateful for what it has done for me send this
timonial. Samuel j. Harris, wholesale grocer, 119
Front St., New York.
Young wife lat ball)-You improving won
derfully as dancer. Don't you remember how you
used to tear my dresses? Young husband-Y-e-s;
wasn't buying 'em them.
A Family Gathering.
Have you father? Have you mother? Have
you daughter, sister or brother who has
not yet taken Kemp's Balsam for the throat and
lungs the guaranteed remedy for the of coughs,
COLDS asthma Group, and all throat and lung toub-
les? If So why? when a sample bottle is gladly
given to you free by any druggist and the large size
costs only SOC and 81.
Grandpa-Well, Fred, you uncle now;
you ought to be real proud over it. Little Fred
No, I oughtn't to. I amt uncle. Grandpa
Why not? Little Fred-'Cause I'm an aunt. The
new baby's girl.
The HoLIDAYs.-There is nothing more conduc-
i've to the enjoyment of the holiday season than
good health, to and permanently remain free
from paralysis, heart disease, rheumatism, dyspep-
STA, kidney and bladder troubles. Use Anti-Apo-
plectine, price 81 at your druggists. Henry Alb
bolt of Augusta, Me-, says Anti Apopectine has
done me the most good of any thing have ever
taken for paralysis of the legs.
Longevity? 1 should say longevity did run IN
the family, said Mrs. Spriggins. Why, John was
crxy faR ron%
longevity than any man ever saw. He was
six feet seven if he foot.
Consumption surely Cnred.
To THE EDIroR-Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above named
disease. BY its timely thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured. L shall be
glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any
your readers who have consumptifI on they will
send me their express and post office address. Re-
spectfuly, T. A. Slocum. NJ. c., 1s1 Pearl street,
New York.
Mrs. Harrison is said to be an enthusiastic and
successful china painter. She has her kiln for
firing her china and attends to all of the details of
it herself.
ECZEMA, ITCHY, ScALY SKIN ToRTUREs.-The
simple application of Swayne's Ointment without
any internal incidence will cure any case OF letter,
salt rheum, ringworm, piles, itch sores, pimples,
eczema, all scaly, itchy skin eruptions, no matter
how obstinate or long standing. 1t is potent, effect
i've, and costs but trife. ol8-22
The Emperor William, it is said, is knock kneed,
is neither tall robust, and gets large share of
his military appearance from his taor's art.
A DRUGGIST SAYs.-Marvin C. Brown, druggist,
Meredith Village, N. H. says have sold your
Sulphur Bitters for years. and, contrary to most
medicines. never sold a bottle to any one who
said it did not help them. They cured me of those
terrible sick headaches when every other remedy
failed