New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-03-11

she received offer Of ssooooo for the land, vain
able minerals deposits having been which
Tho Dark Lantern Tariff bill reduces the duty %
"paddy, from Id to "a Of a cent per pound. 10
this an insidlous bid for tho Irish vote!
Tramp-say. mister. g me tin cInt'. will yer'
wantcr TO gil d drink.
Tramp~That IS Just IL. boss. want tler tin
cnts to buy a GItoi So, kin swallor thcs water.
-ti'hiladepiiia Call.
An appropriate motto for some Democratic papers:
We havo fallen into IyIn for the next campaign
There is a gentleman In Boston who wants to give
dinner TO the twelve greatest American authors,
and he would like the public 70 decide for him who
they
In Bu.ncss s.-Joncs-Jaci~on Eas failed, I
understand. and is under cloud.
JONES' don't know OF except the liability OF
hi. skipping to Canada OH the first tran-tWashhs'on
Critic.
A County Democracy Democrat Is boas'ing that
the Democrats will win this year because they ha'e
got the money. Maybe they have got tho dollar, but
they haven't got the sense.
Chicago Is Just waking mp to the importance Of de-
Gliding VITO was cans WIFE and all n. thcologlans
and pork packer, Of the Windy Cty are giving their
views the subject. The only man, however. vino
can decide Til, alsiru,c question. ha, thus far
ma ned silent: REFER of couIso, TO Eugene fl'l.
The churche, of Empofa. Kan have decided to
dscon' nue the OF taking up collection, on
SUNDAY until q sufficient sum has been srb-eHhed hy
the b,-incS, Dcn of NE Ilice iol the 'npioSheht OF
msirh hand In baud w;h progrc-s. aud 80" pulpit
and the bleaching board lie down t"Scihet -iAi'nhe-
apnl, Tribune.
The policemen Of San Francisco say fal they haNo
never seen a drunken Chinaman. Iiele i another
reason why The Chinese must so.
For sweet &, { harity'S Sslc.-Mr A.-Good morn.
Ing. Mr. b. came 10 see you VIZ gre 5ons,ngs
toward helping lOor woman down IA '"airs,Y
who has biz family Of children. and she confined
Mr B-Hm-yes sorry, but unfortunately am
awnlly short Just now Iou sec iha, We are going
give the pastor silver service aud w1mt q" lop
thinking Of subscribing something ior me new pait
ciub. I'm really sorry for the poor woman, indeed
am: but then you sec Just how I'm liked tbos-
ION Transcript.
No matter how great Ray be physirian's powers
as u mimic he doesn't like 10 exhibit thcm People
might say that hc skilfu in taking people off. aid
OF course that would never do
Extract from cur ent novel: "hnd when God.
discovered the oniDour "oids danger tw.reE
it seemed that he would turn siOnc.' GodfIry
was evidently good man aud tried TO obey he In
junction to beware. IL was easier 10 DO -tohcNaio
Than any other Kind though if be was big block
head o. most novel heroes. he might have become
wooienwarc. -BiEg Aamton EclublcsI.
Judging from the earnestness with which the peo-
plc of BOSTON discuss the question Of speaking
The Common, might infer that the whole popua-
ton OF the city pinng to exercise that privilege
Opposed to Gsmbl M In all Forms Husband
Mary | don't sec why you allow the children 10
play domipoes they arr doing now.
" hat ham eau Il dO "
a world OF harm. 1t VIII lead 10 gambling
for money. When was "A boy my paTnts would 40
have had ny hand cut Oh a. 10 SRI Inc playing
Wei, veil. I'll tel them to stop But Why AZ.
80" Tye m>t lost - 600 in wheat deal -Lncola
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