The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-10-25
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TIE eAlEnsy sweep ssnsrsliy wears
hm bpr.Eess SCOT
As oa.tsnd fsitsr -iryins 10 tEge'
sirafs saw IN zoilot.
"A asa who does not ,lsnh |. yea do
10 sFa v ~ ris.hosasa.
The nas who ksnss4 Linscli died a
Lis sss free siil Asa cord
~Tbs si9clsins q the horses .ssi DO.
iste The rsce u called The rre-snble
CLARITY covers a EsliiiHde 81 sins.
aS8 shsi "a .hsi so@e % IL 10 ssoi ior,
Tie mas .bo fsand himself 10 iish,
rlsge probably ssodersd ia,o saloon.
sbly cosl 10 % disErsce. bat u !,
astna4 inPe5lwesi 70 ihe sucoessinl esgo'
iisiios % susli loan
Moab va, the nfsi man pho strictly
ohssr,ea LnEi ns Ii,ed 90 water for
ior,y dais snd forty nights.
rblladelphls si'l 81 The seashores DO
yea ever Cad bottles here which tell o.
~reclsY1 Yes, mum, often empt,
bottles
She; II should never marry again ior
riches II VAS lei, widow" Hell
sgppose pot. but the mao who married
yog soald."
Are you mate oi this shipT said
resiy arrived passenger TO the cook. mo
ali. | IN The man that cooks The mattel
said the Hiberblan.
The auit for q maiden's hand Ia
broasb, 10 the cour, 81 come an please.
Bot shen the old man orders the plaintiff
cot Il ia Sir. quit court
ligsl9B ssys sullivan was overturned.
This is lise Joan Baadolph's description
Of some yiiginis and Poor by nature.
Add Fnined BY cultivation.
kentucky teacher (of infant geogrs-
ply el.s.) Tommy Blood may tell Us
Whist strait ia. Tommy Blood. It's jest
tie PLAIN stun 'thout notLin' 10 a.
Erirnd Ito conyaleoeeD,l: II s'pose
yoas pneumonia cosi You q good deal
Bfos0g' Conyalesceni; '0n. no; got it |
10 a. open street car for five cen,s.
Mother, said little square bull,
ufehln about five years old. why cant the
teacher make nae mopi,or somelinesS
eau lick every boy in my class but one
- Brown has threatened TO kick me il be
meets INC out in society. Suppose you
we're ne, aud should see him come ilto |
ihe room, what y ould you dog" Sir down
"A Philadelphia chuopojst claims TO
make $1,000 year. For mere corn
operator this Is remarkable What such
man might do 10 wheat II be bad chance.
"A pretty ausser was given by little
Scotch girl. When her class wss examined
she replied 10 the question, "Wbat is
paiiepeey" wait wee, aud dinna fret.
Farmers Gay that honey ID the only
product that Is free from vermin. Let
due credi, 10 given the bees for this
They certainly take great pains TO comb
II.
- Innocent youth How admire Miss
TranqaiIle's calmnessl She never loses
her self possession. Tart maiden--And
never will. Noae Of the young men want
her
= II Al! guns Of great caibre You fad a
grrat bore. la man OF small calibre you
na nall bore. Conclusion "A man OF
small caIibrs may easily pass for a great
gua.
just keep track OF them this summer
and you will find that nine ten,hs OF the
people drowned were good swimmers,
The chap who can't paddle stays on dry !
land.
--pslien, old lady 10 elevator boy read
ing dune novel;. "How often does the
go up. boyf' Elevator boy: 1T
goes up At the end Of every chapter .
ma am,
Father. II leara with sorrow. my son
tha, you are getting TO be very fast. SOM
- You've been misinfofmed, father. My
tailor Gays I'm tue slowest man he's get n
his books
An old German in Canada froze bis
nose. While thawipg il out be remarked
II 90 understand dis ting. haf carry
dot nOae forty years, aud he never fieezed
hissci before
"A new pai1 VI shoes came home for
little iise-year. old. He tried them on. and
lnli0g iha. bs fee: we're 10 very close
quarters, exclaimed. 30. my they are so
tight can, wink my toes'
--sNo." she raid. IA she slipped the
cram il would take his las, dime to
pay ior, 100. never cal cake myself, bui
ms says she is awful hungry waiting for
piece Of my wedding cake.
"A child 10 one OF the public schools.
lhc other day. bad occasion 10 parse the
word "ansel" Coming 10 the gender she
stopped, dismayed. aud asked her teacher
III there ~erc sny men sngels.i'
Mrs. Gnsber. 30. what sweet little
fsrgsl DO wish you would bny them for
noe. Charlie Mr. Gusher: Perhaps ]
vi. reIt fall But they'll be two deer
hen. uoni ihesf Better not wait
y Professor NV hich il the most del
ate ~ The sensesF" sophmore The
oecL. Professor Prove II Sophmore
Nv hsn yoa sis on tack, You cant bear
4; jon ean ace il; you don't taste IL; you
~. 4 sine8l IL. bn, its there