The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1888-05-10
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picked bimstll up. ''ii's out on third
Servant fia toarding bouse): All.
Misief Danty, such beautiful ducks
cams ,o.day namley lerciiedl Ducks !
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sof ii's ~ u. fa8iia' for the dina room.
Persian dam Are you 81 ready
iof Saajsy srtuol Partisan ebild-Yes.
mamma Welt nov, he careful bot 10
make suy mittskes you are asked who
created tho stIh aad made The sun, moon
Anl.s,sfs, doai ssy Boalaueer.
Who maae It 0. bash2' why, my
new Boston cook, q course" Then
plesse return to her these remnants Of
pair d eye plasses, aud tell her that she
needn't give BE- dishes such an intelles.
tual flavor htreai,rr
Old Gtal Why does your father go
srouBi begging instead Of working ? Lit.
tie Boy he begs So be can get money to
buy sbiskey "Bui shy does be drink
vhiskey s0 be- can get Up courage to
go arouod anI beg
As an incentive to young ambition il
wouii BE- Interesting 10 know how many
people Of prominence there are 10 our
country who can look batk 10 the time
when they u,ll 70 go 10 bed while they
were having their trousers fixed
Spirit q CHARLES Dickens 81 you are
10 iats Mtrhow Arnold, are you New
y r8iyed -piil Yes. Spirit OF Charles
Dickens Nell, | want to condole with
yo4 90 that American criticism bnsine S.
I've passed through the same experience
myself
"A man was taking aim at hawk that
was perched en- tree near bis chicken
,oop, when bis little daughter exclaimed
Don't take aim, papa; let II go of by &C
'idrni !" "Why so r asked her father.
. Cause every gun that goos of by acct
lent always hits somebody"
1t will be qualification to old and
'ipaienced anglers to know that the new
fisheries treaty doesn't impose penalty
N the man who catches trout that in
'reases two pounds in weight severs
,ours after II is pulled out OF the water
She bed sent him down 10 the cellar
o cui some wood. Suddenly there was q
Wild, unesfihly yell, the sharp chatter OF
Il ! body coming 10 contact with stone
FALL, aud a stamping Of feet She (si the
op Of the cellar stairs, intense surprise;
Did you cut yourself with the AZ He
so; just fell out OF q balloon.
- The cross eyed mAn la found bis
'royince at last II is love making on
he sly. 40 Indiana farmer, whose daugb.
er ran away With cross eyed farm hand,
eclafes that be never could tell when his
ired man was looking at bis daughter,
cd therefore be didn't suspect him.
contemporary asks: "How shall
Iomen carry their purses so as to frus. :
rate thieves = Why, carry them empty.
'otling illustrates thief more than to
patch Soman's purse. alter following
cr half mile. aud then ind that /, con- .
.ins Bolhlng but recipe for spiced /
caches and faded photograph oil her
randmo,her
"a magazine writer says that japanese
Il is declining Auy one who has seen
be average Japanese oil painting will no,
e surprised A long haired and Wild.
sotinR iehlale, fearially aud vondeffully
sAde, jumping a bah mite into space and
rAbhing mgd ben by The of hind leg
presm to b the iayori,e motif ia Japa-
sse aFt
There are tisnes in the lie Of the
lost plous man whea hs will take the
lee 80 bls freut iee,h si,h ornste aud
Esiing bsd sris. ADD Que of them is
b. he haais around 10 the back yard
riii BIS noria ed Is hypno,ixsd. and
lsa finds thsl ala site has tied 40 old
,ld ibltou ab0at tie saow shovel and
ins q % ihe parltf
fisia Htah,one docking =, Mr.
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