davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28
SomaS %Se9tsIatur.

&epreientantbuiet pebtos forrise
Ranbas fslsenbe 5Orilas: ut Serns
contemporaries Fal bore forplistebe til
at itaffe Transportation for 5rast meb
al rimelis Surtisbeb, os faftiatte Nulft
for Straoelle al benne COB; at Gpotbes
fere ifal FORTUNE bper 8afte, Der inbe.
bolber @iftftofe meb Nauneue paa 2
alminbelise Mobsifte; at en-, Der / COB
7rO fisber en- falft @Ote, lille fan inbs
frape en- ltsrre Gum, END bpab ban bar
betalt for ben, meb loplis &ente; at Of
Feoisebe Sernbanebetiente ffal paa Sors
lansenbe faa ct Certificate, boori @runs
bene for Gfifebiselien unfsres FAINT bans
9pstisbeb ium Grbeiber i ben Sitting,
ban ~inbebapoe; ct 5orilas ON llbrpbbelfe
at enselIfe Spurpe; at 2ipsasiuranie.
Selifaber, Der inforporeres unber Sta
tens 2Ope, iful anbrinse fine 5onbs / be
5orenebe Staters Bombs, eIeri Staters
Bombs, Der ialses til Bari, elIer 8pers
eller Sfolebiftritters Bombs, ber er ubs
itebte / Suerensitemmelie meb 2pben.
SuIets 5Orlas ON Marimams Tag
ter for 9elesrammer er engrossed.
Oct iaiiatter Marimums 9arten til 20
Gents for be fsrite 10 Orb us en- balp
Gent for boert Orb ooer 10.
Senatet bar pebtaset tSuiets Serns
baneforl lag. Oct btep foreTaaet at
itrpse Seftion 80, Der beitemmer, at
Sernbanefommis iionererne, beres Sc
freter Os 5asmano, iOm be unber oisie
Omitanbisbeber matte babe meb, ifulbe
reiie frit paa Sernbanerne, men bette
5orilas bteu nebitemt meb As Stemmer,
insen ftemte for bet.
Senatet bar ueotaset Suiets 5orilas
ON at O~perorase til be 5urenebe Slater
Sotpas Get til Ses Wpines &iper Cant
bet. Meninsen meb bette Sorilas Dor
at siue Settlerne paa be omtuifteoe
2anbitrafninser ben meit sunitise Still
fling for 9umitoleue for at opnua fine
&ettisbeber.
SuIet bar bebtaset ct for @rubear=
beioere pistist Gurilas. Set beitemmer,
at Irbeibssipere, buis be bar fem eler
Fere Nrbeibere, ifal betale benz minbit
to @anse am Maaneben, os forbpoer
8etalins / Orbres for @arer paa 8utif>
Ter.
8lanot andre pistise Sorilas, Suiet
bar o%ebtaset afpiste llse, er ct, Der be.
itemmer, at Sernbanefommi siionererne
fal pelses al Solicit.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

setpset iattes ba ! 8epnselie til gsr'
mont airte, narpeo 5iefbs samle Yras
itssaarb. 2isfs1set bar o~perorbentlist
fort, omtrins so 8osne. &irfen, iort
operalt bar braperet / opbeite Sors,
fplbtes inbtil 7ransiel.
Menisbebens Yreit, 8aitor Spfteitno
bolbt ben esentlise 2isprabifen ooer
Seb. ID, z. "&ommer ebers Beileoere
ibu, ipm babe forfpnot eber bet Cubs
Orb! os naar s betraste llbsansen al
beres 8anbel, ba efterfslser beres 9ro."
Siben talte Baitor Ssbers, os enbez
fig bolot gaitor 9as Gfifebstalen Oper
9uc. 2, 20 +. I. "Serre! MI laoer bu bin
9iener fare / Sreb" o. (. b.
Ga ale 9ilitebeperenbe bapbe faitet
ct fibite glif paa be oelfienbte aniistss
tref, fSrtes 2iset til bet fibfte Spiles
iteb, buor SorbfeftelIen ifeoe paa l9os
panlis Waabe.
Yaa @rapplabien, iaapeliom / airfen
ps Quiet, fang Menisbebens aor, lebet
af siplelarer Sellanb, nOsle for 2eiliss
beben pel inbspebe Pialmer os Sanse.
Sur ale Deltaserne bar bet en- Dag, iom
lanse bill minbes.
Den Sebensansnes bramfri 89ien,
bans srunbise 8ibel 8unbitab iaapel
Ium bans l grfarinsernes SfOle ubpifz
lebe ijelbne sebe 8esapelie, sjorbe bam
astet us ellfet baabe af 9as os 2arb,
Der fienbte bam.
Ger 8Srn efter fsrite ggstelfab, iaas
uel iOm bans eiterlabte gnte, FAINT to
slars samle Ssn, besraber 9abet af Ell
sm 5aber os fiarlis Sgstefalle.
Serrer bore beres 9ilflust!
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28
s. u. UjeIo.

On YaitOr Gielbs Dob os 8esray
uelie bar hi erbOlbt fslsenbe 8eretnins
5sbt / @albers, Norse, 1sbe Sfbr.
1918, bar ban en- al be elbite berpaz
renbe nurife 8reiter. Som Spn al
fattise 8onbefolf, lepebe ban ubemarfet
inbtil fit 21be slar, ba ban bleu meg
tist sreben at ben relisisie 8atfelie, Der
fulste gauges Sirtiombeb. Otter al
pOrlise 8rponinser optruubte ban ipm
2asprebifant, % iOm fabian bar ban
befienbt OOer bet sanite 2anb. s be
ienere 9lar al fin 8trfiombeb / Norse
fit ban af &esierinsen bet Opbras for
nemmelis at mpbpirfe 9ruffenitabss
2aiten. s 1859 mobtos ban &alb fra
8ermont % annefterebe Wenisbeber /
@iscuniiu. Otter uel op~eritaaet Irspe
meo Ssnipn til tbeOlOsiite &unbFabsr
Os &ettruenbeb, iom itstteoes at be bar
meite G~mbefalinser fra grof. @isle
SObnien / gbrifiania, bleo ban / 5or,
enins meb q. Imlunb, Sommerem 1860
orbineret | Chicago at ben norite spn=
ooes baperenbe 5urmanb u. 6. greus.
Sans utrettelise Slib Os 9ibtierbeb i
&irfens Tjeneite lise til bet Sibite er
nofiom befienbt.
Otter lansere 9ibs Suaselisbeb blep
ban efter fibitleben Sui meset ips. TN
Der Spsbommen laa airfens Nsb bam
tunst paa Siertet, bporom bans llbmel-
belie nplis af ben nOrite Spnobe pibner.
5or beftise Smerter bleu ban %itaanet
%, uastet mprfe Stper itunbom pilbe
itiule Srelierens Sniist for 9rOens Bic,
iaa par bet bog meb frlb 5rimobisbeb
% 5ortrsitnins til Cubs Maabe, ban
git inb til ben epise Soil', Manbas
gften ben 12te Marts.
Srebas ben Lobe Marts iamlebes Der
| Ssrsebuiet ! 8lad gartb, bpOr ben
Sfosbe bapbe fit Siem, en- flor Sfare af
8enner % 8efienbte fra Mabiion %
andre Omfrinslissenbe Wenisbeber.
gf Senipn til be mango G~msritanere,
af Sfriften % bOlbtes 8sn al
forbenparenbe Baitor U. SacobIen paa
gnSelf, liseleoes en- TOT ai Yaitor
8roitu. Siben taIts Yaftor @unberIen
paa @Orif, bpOrefter aiitea blsp baaret
ub al be tilitebeperenbe $rafter. Ssr.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28
6picferetSootttttcr gNaite
BOB.

Be 5orenebe Staters !Ssieferetsz
BONNER N. 81. 8aite bsbe sanite upens
tet 5rebag Morsen 81. 6:1O. San
bapbe lite paret ristis friif iiben forrise
2prbag often, men bar bog / &etten
Wanbas. Onsbas feb ban af 8ronfit
os 9unseipsbOm, men 9eserne aniaa
lite Spsbommen for farlis. 5rebas
Msorsen 81. 6 blep ban plubielis ansres
ben af ct nerpsit Sierteonbe os bsbe 10
Miuuter lenere.
Morriion &emid @aite bar ben zoe
| &effen af bersmte Suriiter, Der bar
paret De GOreneoe Stuters Ssieiteretss
BONNER = chief justice.
Ifbsbe ~nebitammebe fra en- berpmt
sammel enself Samilie bpis Meblems
nter iben 1912 bar tuset oirfiom Del
! gnslanos llbpiflins. Sans 5oriabre
in~boanbrebe tiblis til glmerifa os boiatte
Jig ! 2pme, Connecticut, bpor M. 81.
@aite blep fsbt ben 29oe Mop. 1916.
s 1847 blep ben srabueret peb Gale
College | iamme 8lasie iom Senator
%. M. Charts, Gbuarbs Bierepont,
BrOf. benjamin Siaimar us andre BE.
rsulte Wanb. Senere Hpttebe ban til
3olebo, Obio, bpOr ban meb Selb prat.
tiiereoe iom Ibuofat, inbtil ban blep
uoneont til Spieiteretsbommer. San
bar en- Sang palst til Meblem af Obios
9esislatur; bet bar bet eneite pfentliae
2ilibsbperp, ban inbebapoe, inbtil ban
1871 at 8reiibent Grant blep ubnepnt
til Meblem al golbsiftsretten, Der fam
lebes / @enf os bilasbe be lanse ps
bitre Stribisbeber melleul De Sorenebe
Slater os Stprbritanien, Der ifrep fig
ira 8orserfrisen os iom i Siitorien
fables alabama claims. Den 21be
San. 1874 blep ban al 8reiibent Grant
uonaont til be 5Orenebe Staters Ssies
iteretsbOmmer, bet bsieits Gmbebe
9anbet n9itefter Yrefibenten.
S~sieteret bar | N. 81. @aite tabt en-
at fine larbefte % meb Senipn til eye
tutio Spstisbeb bebite Surifter, Os Sea-
tiOnsn bar tabt en- al fine reneite us
aolefte offentlise Tienere. San par ars
feet Of ale, Der fienote BAN, for at bore
en- al be bpstisite Suriiter, ion bar flo
bet | Ssieiteret.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

DIN bu bar SlGstninse eller Zen.
tter bet samle 2anb, Tom BIZ asfer a.
tase beroper o. Du cnifer at f~oritatfe
Dem en- fiffer os bebaselis &eiie, laa
tlsb Bluetter for benz meb Baltimore
Granden af Bremer>2 inien. Yr'len
paa 8iletter meb bisIe Dampittbe e.
ltse Lap iom meb nosen anoer ferfe
alasies 2inie. 10000 Basiaserer DC,
fororebes ooer meb ben | H(aret 1851
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28
3n6Ien& Arnifa.eaIre.

Yette er ben beoite Salpe | geroen 70,
efaar, opreSen Sub, Saar, gqrfeiaar, Gall
&hernt, Geberiaar, lloTat, siab, SroItbpl,
Der, eistorne % ale Subfpsbomme % bel,
breber aIbsles Piles, os buis ben iife aisr bet
Do frapes insen Detailing. Ten er aaranterei
at Fule sisrs fuIbftenbis Splbef, eIers faar
man Eensene tilbase. Yris rs Gents pr.
sGfle. SoIses Dos
8. 8. montgomery d 90.
Teeorah, Soma. % paa apotbeier | ale an
bre Hpe.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28
Charles flar Satpe.

Selbreoer 8iles, Salt &beum, 9etter,
8ranbiaar, Saar, anipiaar, Saar hos
Born, @nionins, iaare 8rpaporter oa
ubIet. De, iOm liber af Gatarr6, oil
finbe bette ct m~nbperlist Mibbel oa
iitfer Sur. 8ebaselis at BRUCE % 9ils
freostilelie saranteres. 8ris rs Gents
pr. Vote, tilialss bos 6. s. @eiier,
DEBORAH, Soma 14.14.1a
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

"Sen bebitei gerben" Tan meS sanb.
peo @rtsgs @lpcerinsS alpe ta(bes, Yen
hslbreoer burtist Staar, uprepen SuS
g%ranoiaar, Saar, Yiles, stab Ga ole
Slass SuoubGet. Tilialss Dos &. e.
~F0nfsomers d g., 9ecOrab, Supa.
22.14.la
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

ct. Yetersborg er Der bleuet OPP
fsrt ct Ssbus, Der bar foftet 1000
&ubler. Bet beitaar at tire rummelise
Barelier, buor ale Wsblerne er at Sc.
Sacaben er prpbet meb to fore Statuer
al So. Oct belle er opfsrt af fore
Ssbloffe. >
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Senatet bar pebtaset SuIets 5orl1as
ON Spfsrelie al en- BRO oper &eo &ipe,
Of tbe Nortb peo @ranb Sorts, Dat.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Sen ofte omtalte % bablebe llfif,
at Damer berer lunse ipibie NaaIe /
Saaret, bar | bisie 9ase frapet ct Isr.
selist Offer ! Obesia. @sb llbsansen
al en- &irfe penbte en- Serre iis ON oa
tom oerpeb til at itsbe Diet mob en- 9as
mes Naal, Der for inb / giet. Den
ulptfeiise bar miftet 0iet for beitanbia.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Senator Teler bar inoleoeret ct Sor'
flag ON 3erritoriet @pOminss Optas
selie iom Stat.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Suiets 8omite for 3erritorier bar
beiluttet at inbitiae til @ebtaselie ct
5orlas on at orsaniiere sl(aifa til ct
Territorium.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Souls &eeoes, ct 8ub i Sitans:
bepartementet, blep forleben ibsmt 6
Maanebers 5ansielsitraf for at BABE
i%tjaalet Y~ensebrepe fri 5inansminiiter
Sair6ilb.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Se JON fieber @iuetter meb State
atnien, maberrettes siennem Gssnterne
! Ieiten ON Yasiaserernes Nnfomft.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Senatet pebtus enitemmis | Dnsbass
meb en- Del minore pistise 5Oranbrins
ger us 9illas Suiets 5or1as ON at
aabne Siour Snbianernes Reierpation
! GafOtu for Settlere. SorHaset saar
M tilbase til Observation-Disclosures. Der
uben Toil pebtaser bet meb be af Sena.
tet tilfsiebe 5oranbrinser.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Breiibent Glepelanb feirebe forris'
Ssnbas fin 51be 5sbielsbas.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

8epreientant : QUIET ueotos fOrrise
Manbas meb 17S Stemmer mob 81
5orflaset on, at bempnbise Ginansminis
iteren at uoitebe Sslpcertififater / Stsrs
refie af rs, Is % 10 Center.
5orllaset ON at itanbie meb Mpnts
ninsen al 80 os 81 @ulbitpffer bleu oss
iaa pebtaaet.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Suists 8Omiie. Der bar | Dpbras at
repioere DC Soreneoe Staters 2oue, bar
b%eiluttet at inbitile til 8ettaselie en-
falles 8eiOlutiOn ON at femme ODER ct
Tiles til 8Onititutionen ~ansuaenoe
8als at Gorenebe StaterS Senatorer
peb cirefte gals af Solicit, us life iom
bibtil af Staternes 2esiSlatIrer.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Snbtasterne ira "Snternal &epenie"
| be fsrite s Waaneber al bette 5iifalaar
belsber fig til $50, 760,467, boiltet er
benimob Z MilIioner Dollars mere END
| bet tiliparenbe 3ibsrum flor.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

. sra @an
kninSasefn
frarta So
bar all
"a snbsb'
Egn g !ghli
&nsunfilsi
Eaisne tai
Eras Sand
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Essn fura'
E binano
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Ebrthinsst
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finSe fren
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Der er II
EartpenSe
talenes til
tS 5000 &
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4SS5 5000
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| Sorubiat1
$ais gartp
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tantt ionl
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Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28

Breiibent gleoelano ubneunte / 9irss
bags 9. W. StOdilussr fro Snbiana til
@. u. S. Sparfs' gfterfslser Tom
Commissioner for 2anofOntOret. Tbos
mas s. Gnberion fra Sonia, btr fibite
Ssft bar 9empfraternes @~upernsrfans
bibat, blep iamme Dag ubneont til asfis
fterenbe 2anb Commissioner.
Decorah-posten., 1888-03-28


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Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-01-28
Different Ways ia Which People
Face u Trying Ordeal.

Denver Tribune Republican.
lis the extraction Of teeth as great
horror as il used TO be-" asked re.
porter II Denver dentist,
Well. be said, there doesn't seem
10 h. much change The idea, whichis
worse than tbs thing Itself, will always
contain untold horrors FOR those who
are Very nervous. and the prospect
can scarcely be- expected 20 be pleasing
even to the most phlegmatic tempera.
mrnt ~
who ara the mos, heroic IN this
particular
Women. IN every instance, particu-
LARRY inyaliis. You scr, women are
accustomed "a the endurance OF con,
siderable inurt pain than tie world
ever dream. 81. and irail, dclicatp crca-
turss III down and have two or three
/ teeth pullti out without nurmurine,
THE more ctnontional ones usually
1 look inrxpFrssible gratitude NJ the
| dentist when II il NIL over and eXclaim
,innttpatly nj 10 their relief Others
sny nothing. although their faces show
that they are glad enough 70 be rld oil
! the troublesome members
"Who are your most refractory
cases" ~.
Great healthy men, who have
never suffered nn ache or a pam IN
\ thrir lives. They iidrct aud swear and
bellow when they nre touched. ana
,,s,,nilt. about the time the dentist IS
raa5, ~ npprate they conclude sud
I DENLY that they will suffer It out yet
awhile and that il is not necessary TO
! hnvo anything done. They are per,
Gs,t hgh,as about their teeth, and
n.,., sc.n4 to think it worth while TO
d;.g,iise their fear. When accom-
rnnird IL, wives aud sisters they are
nften laughed at for their cowaralce'
Int they never change countenahSe'
They Mt as il they were gong 20 DC
hanged ,,i
I'm. sIr, Il il not the women ana
children who make the trouble IN tils
I bnsiness. 1t II the men. Great
!, rnn, hearty creatures who ought 10
| be ashamed Of themselves. lneF!
comes one of them now, just iooh ~ -
\ Nm lie looks rs il he had lost every
sr;and m the world lie will begin 10y
,;,ins The detailed ailments oil hi'
..otb md tie vicissitudes through
nb;gh ~ Inns passcd with other opera
,nrs ond will begin by dosing h'mul
With ether and closing him up. ne !,
not troubled with nerves ~ won
hurt him"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-01-28
New York Hotels.

Without doubt New York has the
best hotels in America, one reason
being that the metropolis is the great
est labor market in the country. As
the chief port for arriyingimmigrants,
as the most populous and wealthy city
of the republic, it naturally attracts
the best servants At the Windsor,
even when the house is full, there are
more servants than guests, yet the
great staff of employees is controlled
with ease. New York has trade
societies of hotel cooks. bakers, butch
ers and walters, which can readily re-
place undesirable servants. As rule,
maintaining a high standard of char
acter and efficiency among their mem
bers, they are held in much esteem.
Hotel keepers compared with house
holders have little trouble with
servants, chiefly for two reasons. The
hotel servant has definite duty, or
small round of duties, which once
mastered, can be efficiently performed.
No combination Of cook, laundress,
chambermaid, waitress, and scrubber
is required. Again, the servants have
definite hours for duty, after which
they are free; and freedom is boon
dealt out very sparingly to the ordl-
nary domestic drudge. Besides, too, a
large regiment of servants working
and living together, provides each
with company of his or her own class
a privilege of value, and one which
solves the vexatious question OF fol
lows. Contrast this with the ceaseless
toll and almost complete isolation oi
the ordinary domestic, and cease to
wonder at the calm manner of a man
who may have under his charge three
to five hundred servants. The very
extent of the staff lends aid to its
management, as applicants for employ
ment are constantly enrolling then
addresses in little book on the pro
prietor's desk. That little book Is
usually labeled Next" Whispering
as to its contents have their effect IL
| checking vicious TENDERNESS and ca
| prices, and in controlling impulslv'
resentment. The elaborateness Q
modern furniture and appointments
the refined nicely which demands con
slant painting, securing and washing
the increased detail OF service an'
attention, have all combined WITHIN
recent years to augment the numbe
OF Sc: wants required for hotel Q
| given size. In thirteen years, bushes
for business, the payroll OF the mos
lucrative house in New York ma
heightened out one-third. George lies
in the Century for August.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-01-28
He Forgot Himself.

Alphonso, a French waiter, says the
New York Times, stood on the Mon
tague street dock, Brooklyn, looking
gloomily into the water. The hideous
shudder of intending suicide crept up
his nerveless limbs. A casual friend
hailed him with slap on the shout
der that shook the color back to his
paid cheeks and the firmness of hope
back to his knees.
None of that, now" said his friend
warningly. "What's the trouble with
you this tlme?"
.sOh, monsieur" sobbed the French
man, II am so ready TO kill myself, l
so despair!
timer"
"Ah, no, monsieur; not Marie-she
is one angel. No-no-no-not Marie"
"Well, what them"
"Oh, monsieur, could die! have
again my situation lost!'
Tough enough, sure; but how did it
happen? You were most exemplary IN
your habits, as / remember"
"Ah, thanks, monsieur; most exem-
plaire; but zis time have insult ze
madame of re housei"
"Insulted the lady of the house2 You
amaze mel"
"Insult re madame-zat what she
| say, and turn me re street into. On,
monsieur. / could die, so despair"
'sWell, give us the story, you fool,
| or I'll throw you into the river, SAID
| his friend, impatiently.
at was zis way: | serve in re cafe
| down town until re sickness take me,
and when am we'll re situation is
gone. | am poor. | go to one big
| boarding house and work hard for re
small paw. Madame she make both
ends meet. and &c boarders no corpu-
lence obtain. 1t is hard for Zegarcon,
and think all re time of zecafe where
my situation is gone. This morning |
forget myself, and say to him, myself
Forgetting: 'Porterhouse steak, broiled
spring chicken, Lyonnalse potatoes,
hot breakfast mullins, and chocolate.
"Ze young man he was amaze. HIS
face he flush and he gasp out: What
for the love of heaven, say that
again
.sThen come to myself. ] beg pro-
fuse his pardon, and | make re right
announcement thus: 'Corn-beef hash
and fried liver
"Joy fades from re young mans
face, and he say in one tone of deer
gloom: 'Liver!'
MADAME she hear, and angry she
announce that | the house and hersel
insult. She say she have my high
toned way no more, and she turn m,
the into street, Oh, could die, | Sc
despair. Monsieur knows one place
All, one thousand thanks, monsieur,
: 90 at once"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-01-28
s,ncr,,uous Flesh.

Mr.. Il. G. Fowler prints IN .he
Orange County Farmer the appended
notc ~ interest 60 self-inthralled vic
inns az superAuous nesh--ahout the
eynerience Of a reformed painter ny
ole weighed 24o pounds and found
himself growing fatter, so mucn ~,
tbnt the rounds OF the ladders, WINE
M work, were frequently breaking UNI :,
der him. On our suggestion, ne oegah
Inv eating about onethird less N qua y
titv and he eliminated fats, sugar ana
etarchy foods from his bill OF i i',
n" nssa no tea, coffee or any stimu-
iants For a few days, he found tue
r ~ allowance left him hungry
hut he soon got over y, when ne re! re-.
duced the quantity still less, eating
Me- Httle more than half as much as
orioinnlly In three months time nc
rednced Ills weight TO 1D5 pounds, 2
loss Of is pounds, and in siX months \,
he dronned TO 1856. Hesaid his health
i,cce mo nerfect under the new dlet.'
which almost entirely excluded am
n,al food, using beef, mutton or poui,,
try once or twice q week. Pork an9
Kindred denominations were excluded
entirely. At last accounts he was ~
well as ever and remained at eoou'
the same weight"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1888-01-28
MIR. NIudge's Trouble.


From the True Flag.
Some years ago, when the writer was
n reporter, it devolved on him to write
for the same edition an account ofthe
presentation Of gold-headed cane to
the Rev. Mr.. Nudge, the clergyman OF
the place. and a description of a new
hor.killing machine that had Just been
i'm operation at refractory. Now what
made the Rev. Mr.. Nudge mad was
this: The inconsiderate compositor
who made up the forms got the two
accounts mixed up in a frightful man
ner. and when it went to press some
thing like this was the appalling result:
''Some Of the Rev. Mr.. Nudge $
friends called ON him recently, and,
after n brief consultation, the unsus-
Meeting hog was seized by the hind legs
and slid along the beam until 1t reach
ed the hot-water tank. His friends eN-
plained the object of the visit, and pre-
sented him with a gold headed butcher,
who grabbed him by the tail and swung
HIM around, and in less than a minute
the carcass was in hot water. There
| fore he came forward, and said there
were times when the feelings over
powered one and for that reason he
could not do more than toattempt to
thank those around him for the man
ner in which such an animal was cut
into fragments was astonishing. The
doctor concluded his remarks, the ma
chine seized him, and in less time than
4 it takes to write it, the hog was cut in
to fragments, and worked into deli
cious sausages. The occasion will bere
membered by the doctors friends as
one Of the most pleasant ofthelr lives
| The best pieces can be obtained fol
seven cents pound, and we are sur,
those who sat under his ministry vii
rejoice to hear that he has been sc
handsomely treated
Mad! Well, about 8 O'Clock that
morning the office had been abandoned
by every man but the advertising
clerk, and he assembled to the roof, sc
that he could see the clergyman tear
ing around down in the street with hi
congregation all wearing the panopl,
of war, and carrying stout cudgels anC
other things. The next day we apolo
gized, but the doctor stopped hi
paper.