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6otels.
Gountrp Board.


A BEAUTIFUL home for family or few
"A guests large private mansion; about an hour rom
New.YOIk; hot and cold water, gas baths; 20 acres
lawn shade, walks. garden fruit high location superb
view; convenient to depot; many trains; stabling Ad-
dress A. b,
1872 Wiam-st, Sd floor.
COUNTRY BOARD Bay and ocean; bathing.
~ boating riding shady broad pazfa; generous
table liberal terms JOHN w. TUTHILL, specnk LII
hodge FARM. -.Peasant locality Delightful scenery
~ mountain air. Eariy home Of the late VIZ Is Dins-
more Address J. C. DODGE, Bennington Heights n. IL.
EiRsT-CLAss BOARD In MODERN COTTAGE
With large additions and commOdious rooms centrally
located ana newly furnished "a Frontst Saratoga
Springs Opens June Is. Mrs S. VAN VEGHTEN prop
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THE HIGHLAND HOUSE.


delightfully."- situated and select family house the
D., l. w; X. r., less than hour from New-York on
the Orange Mountains; shall have suite
otherwise references exchanged Address THE HIGH
LAND HOUSE. summit. Union Co. v. J.
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ARGYLE HOTEL,

ARGYLE HOTEL,
ARGYLE PARK. BABYLON
60 MINUTES FROM NETWORK OR BROOKLYN.
~ Unequalled in all its appointments Park 20 acres
30 acres natural lake plenty OF shade.
FINEST DRIVES on LONG ISLAND.
Bathing, boating. fishing on the Great South Bay
lawn-tennis, crOQuet &c.
THE NEW CASINO.
GRAND SUCCESS
bowling alleys BILLIARD ROOMS, READING
ROOMS and largt BALL ROOM, with permanent stage.
Music, entertainments sc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-08-06

4 'NAINo TUh DUoIUN
New-York and New-England
and
NewYork, New Haven and Hartford Roads.
Leave NETWORK 10 A. NJ, 3 T. NJ, II 80 =. NJ.
Arrive B0sToN - r NJ, . e NJ NJ
PULLMAN SLEEPING CARS on NIGHT TRAINS.
3 90 y. IN Daily. including sundays
Other trains daily except sundays.
Sleeping car accommodations can be secured at ticket
Offices, 337 Broadway and Grand Central Depot
X EW-YORK AND LONG BRANCH RAIL-
FOE RED BANK. LONG BaANCH OCEAN GROVE,
ASBCKI PARK, OCEAN BEACH, SPRING LAKE,
POINT PLEASANT. sc.
TRAINS LEAVE NFW-YORK. FOOT or LIBERTY
ST. o. 10 . 80 IL Is m, i 30 . 80 3 80
NaSt eNIftss, 100. 4 30 . 80. IS II. sunday ;,
a. AMI 8 200 D. M. -
FROM FOOT CORTLANDT AND DESBROSSfS SIS,
80. 10 . 10 a. M . 700 noon 30 . 10, 40
dimed express except Rcd Bank. 20 90. : 200
p. u. Sundays. Is. Is a. ) 700 D. II.
Denotes express trains
RUFUS BLOD6ETT J. T. WOOD. II. p. BALDWIN
srpL Gen Pas. Agt. R.R GP.ACRKNJ:
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GitnGiions iunntco-fema!cs.

4 LARGE PROTESTANT EMPLOYMENT HOUSE
A.-0od girls and malo help ready Tor auiles
hotels &c. 13o 6thaye. 4ul house above lOlL,t
n OOK.-By a Irs,class German girl good baker; best
" city references; city or country MIS- BIItCh, No
II 3Laye near llth-st
4 oOK.-By French cook in private family under
Call for DAYS, 1872 East 29thst, lst bell
= OOK WASH and IRON.-By neat, able Scotch girl ;
y makes bread soups unt rt1nis Vegetables, &c Po0l
aundr.ss a strictly sobe. person. who wan y ste.lh
Place. good reference; city OF country SCOICH ~
Gth-avc.
n COX and LAUNDREss. or HOUSEwORK.-
- competent Protestant glrl personal fei'rcneeS f9
Crh-ave.. Wcss 4.i-st. ----------
Cock DREsS-CHAMBERMAID WAITRESS
- Isy TWO neat Oblgng girls one hrstcIiss
cook and auUircs, other competent chdnh'rnald ana
waitress would Ike situations together, neu4ialci cry
or country, excellent rCcrcnces Call III west -1Is' u
G,or
4, FNERAL HOUsEwOEK. smart eirl. in small
VI private flny good city references Please can al
507 West 32dst
UOUSFWORK. BY a respectable German girl. Just
landed small wages city country. ease cail Az
POI Fat 9th st.. basement. be cen II and 81 ave.
HOUSEWORK axle. neat girl; .; makes bread
cooks vegetables, meats; good iuii eHs' neat sIt
in work and person good feieicuce all rcaaj 10 oeEh
WORK city or country. ADDIE go 6taye. Up stars
ADY's MAID.-By a neat German girl, or as
nurse I'm needle WORKER lst Cily
reference; city country Address MIS-. b4A'ON' NJ
Il 3i-ayc., near ilth-st
I AUNDREss.-By a lrst-cass coored woman, win
IL Unsurpassed facilities and references gents ana
families washing; by week or dozen country work
specially. Afircss O. f. JOHNSON, 1913 West 5otnst.
XVAITREso ana CIGAMBElAlAID.-By a neat active
w girl understand Gala j.. serving courses CIV fel'r
rrad0 once. go 6tnaNe near ,h-, upstairs
w gents or family washing hrst-casS references. a
TUCKER. pa West 47th-st. flights NJ front room ~.
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FOR PHILADELPHIA.

& HORE LINE-ALL-RAIL ROUTE-FOR
- Boston, Newport and the East Express leaves Grand
Central Station az 10 100 and 100 p. for Watch
Hi, Narragansett Pier Newport and Providence and
Boston. 8 200 p IN. Limited EAprss for Newport Prov
idencc and Boston. IL 80 Night Express for New
port Providence EostOn-1aily. Palace ParOr Cars
Slecuing Cars o destination.
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THE COLEMAN HOUSE,

ASBtKN PtRh. y. j.
Greatly enlarged and improved Best IN location appel
ments and service Directly on the Beach.
Rates 81 per day Weekly rates from e14 70 6
Reduced rates for September
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-08-06
MIzzEN TOP HOTEL,

QUAKER HILL DUTCHESS CO.. N Y.
VIII remain open until October l. A arstclass famIl
hotel in the Highlands " the Hudson 1900 feet abov
the reasonable prices Post-oice address Pawline
n. y HOWE & GILMAN. PIOpretOrs.
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Giip 3]ropertn 90 Get.

GOT MADISoN-AvE., COR 43D-ST-To Let-Ths
50 larger portion heated furnished corner
lou e the reserving some roons). Apply
from 8 70 h. m
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N0RMANDIE.BY.THE.SEA.

Near Seabright, New-Jersey.
THIS UNIQUE HOTEL OPEN UNTIL OCT 1.
R. R. Station NoImandie"
EERDINAND 2. EARL. Prom.
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Citp propertp for Sale.

TOR SALE OR TO LET-o42 West 72d ST., a frstclas
I new 4-story and basement brownstone house. exten
slon; all Improvements all hardwood newly decorate
throughout For further particulars price &c. app
n 2 HAMPTON, 10 and 81 West 22d-st
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LAX GEORGE.
MANHANSET HOUSE,


BEAUTIFULLY amidst beautiful scenery by land
and water attractive drives yachting, bathing fishing
music, etc, Frequent and convenient trains via
Long Island r. T. Address HENRY :. MOWER
Manager Qae Of Gsey House,. Manhanset House. Suffolk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-08-06
SPRING HOUSE

BLOCK ISLAND. r. l.
Finest resort Atlantic Coast open fro
June goth 10 october 1s Pioneer Hotel OF the Islam
Perfect drainage Plain and mineral spring 90
OF beautiful lawn extending 10 the No Malaria
MOSQUITOES Superb fishing and bathing Send crcula
Il PrOpretOr
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
Police Court i.

William Lane and Charles Phillips,
charged with disturbing the peace yes
terday morning, were mulcted later on
in the day in the sum of,$12 each.
James Thompson. who refused to pay
his dog tax, was fined yesterday by
Justice Dee in the sum of So and costs,
which were duly liquidated. Thus are
the WAYS of the obstinate made easy.
r.. s. Egan, an Irish vagrant, was
arrested on this alleged Ofense, but
there not being evidence sufficient tc
convict, he was permitted to continue
on his way.
]ohn Leavitt, plain drunk, will be
called upon for explanations of his mis-
conduct to-day.
A rather peculiar and out OF the way
shooting case will come up before JUS
tioe Dee to-day. There lives, in the north
eastern portion of the City of Ogden,
Scandinavian by the name OF Johr
Iundstrum, who has not yet learned te
articuIate in the glorious old tongue
the English. Some boys, the other day
tormepted Mr.. Lundstrum, breaking
down his vines and in other ways. Ht
demonstrated with them in. to them, al
unknown tongue, but naturall!
enough, the boys could not, an9
may be, would not nnoe1stanu
The injured man finally became g
exasperated that he brought iortn nj
pistol, and began to unload Its content
upon the undevoted heads OF MS tor
mentors. It happened. just about Tn
time the pistol was being let on, tnat
stranger was passing tnat way, an
"a luck would have it. the ball Craze
this individual above the ear. M
Lun6strom was accordingly place
under arrest, and he will nave nt ~
ing TO day. He was released on MS eW
rscognisance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
Normal Students,

We Gull the following interesting
pieces of news from yesterdays Stcnd-
ard: "Weber County is entitled to four
normal students in the University OF
Deseret. On Monday, August 18th, at
IL am, in the Central School, Ogden
all applicants for the appointment from
Weber County are requested to meet
with the board of examiners. Such
only as desire to make teaching pro-
fession should apply" How about the
emoluments
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
wonderful Cures.

W. D. Hoyt & Co., Wholesale ano
Retail Druggists of Rome. Ca. say
We have been selling DR.. Kings New
discovery, Electric Bittsrs and BUCK
ien's Arnlca SaIye for four years. Have
nevsr handled remedies that sell as well
,or Owe such universal satisfaction. There
hsSa he erasome wonderful cures effected
AZ ,hese medicines in this city. Severa
cases Of pronounced Consumptlon nav Nv
been entirely cured Dy use oi IeV
bottles of DR.. Kings New discovery
ia in connection with Electro blt
ters, We guarantee them Always
Sold BY a. G. Smith u Co. I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
Let There be Light.

Everything at present points to
probabilities thermometer" that we
shall. in comparatively short time, be
supplied with gas in this our badly
lighted city. That is all right, but let
US not be too sanguine-Rome was not
hr;l+ ;-A @ laz-, orid nuvIncr uuoAp~~s~5
Hope told a fattering tale" We wifi
however, still hope. "Let there be
light. and there was light" It is the
twas light" that we require.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
Personals. sss

GEORGE BRroKNER, Monroe, Michl-
gan, is in the city.
ALLEN FISHER, from Wells, Nevada
is a guest of Judge Gibbons.
J. SAMUELs, from Chicago, was on the
streets yesterday.
T. S. CBIDE, OF Challis, Idaho, is
among US.
Mas. s. WINES and daughter, from
HALEY, Idaho. favor us with tneil
presence.
ALEXANDER r. LEWIS, from Chicago
is staying at the Broom Hotel.
f. KILLING, of Chicago, is registered
at the Broom.
JAMES PRoNDFooT, the Kaysville ton
serial artist, is here on business.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08
August s. 1883
Briefs.

Briefs.
There Is young man In this city,
Who sometimes Is looked on with pity;
He spends all his money
To go see his "honey,"
Who resides in Brigham fine city,
YESTERDAY fine.
THE city somewhat quiet.
The flags are hoisted half-mast.
EVERYTHING passed off quietly on
election day at North Ogden.
THE death of the warrior, "Little
Phil" is universally regretted in this
city.
FRUITS are coming into Ogden at a
great rate, but the merchants seem able
TO absorb all that arrives.
YESTERDAY, ''setting them up'' was
the order of the day among the newly
elected county officials. Sodas in de-
mand.
DON'T forget to attend at the Driving
Park Tomorrow, ye lovers of seeing
good footraoe. A baseball match will
probably be arranged for.
THE aristocl &c. =, Ogden are at last
beginning to iino on. that the south
end OF the town is liz before long to
be dubbed the fashion bile end"
Mr.. RoLL1N P. SAKE, of Holstein cat
tie fame is somewhat indignant at it be-
ing thought that he Is q Republican.
He says be is Democrat and no "stut-
ler."
TIE Ogden produce merchants are
at present somewhat loft their bal
ance;" they say they cannot success
fully compete with the California po-
tsto grocers. How is this2 It cannot
be because the "praty". crop tof Utah
has been or Is bad one. Nothing of
the sort. Let us know the reason; 1t
admits OF an explanation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-08-08

We are at all times glad to receive COM
munications from correspondents on topics
of public interest. which should be ad-
dressed to our branch Office, and be accom-
panied by the name OF the writer, not
necessarily for publication, but as guaran-
tee of good faith
Subscribers will oblige by promptly noti-
flying this Office of any failure in the de.
ivery of this paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19
Is This what Ais Youi

Do You have dull, heavy headache, OBJ
struction of the nasal passages, discharges
falling from the head into the throat, some-
times profuse, watery. and acrid. at others,
thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody
and putrid; eyes weak, watery, and in
famed; ringing in the ears, deafness, hack
ing or coughing to clear the throat, expec-
~toration of offensive matter, together with
scabs from ulcers; voice changed and nasal
twang; breath offensive; smell and taste
impaired; Is there a sensation Of dizziness,
with mental depression, q hacking cough
and general debility? If yon have al, or
any considerable number of these symp-
toms, you are suffering from Nasal Catarrh.
The more complicated your disease has be-
come, the greater the number and diversity
of symptoms. Thousands of leases annually.
without manifesting half Of the above
symptoms, result in consumption, and end
In the grave. No disease is SO common,
more deceptive and dangerous, or less un-
derstood, or more unsuccessfully treated by
physicians. The manufacturers of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy offer, In good faith.
a reward of $500 for a case of this disease
which they cannot cure. The Remedy is
sold by druggists, at only 30 cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19
Keep the burrows both in the orchard
and garden open, so that the surface
water can drain readily.

When fragile oma signs, deploring
The charms thai quickly fade away,
What power, the bloom OF health restoring.
Can check the progress of decay?
The only aid that's worth attention,
For pains N ills of such description,
Thousands Of women gladly mention
IT'S "Pierce's Favorite Prescription"
The price Of this royal remedy, DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, is but one
dollar. Specific for all those chronic all
ments and weaknesses peculiar to women.
The only medicine for such maladies, sold
by druggists. under q positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction or money refunded. See guar
antee on bottle wrapper. Large bottles 81.
Six for S..
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19
Professor Armsby believes that the
source Of quality In milk is found in
the breed.
Thief Arr0aten.

The news was received while the utmost
satisfaction by the community that he had
terrorized; but the arrest of a disease that
Is stealing away a loved and valued life, is
an achievement that should inspire heart
felt gratitude. Chiliness, cold extremities,
depressed spirits, and extremely miser.
able sensations, with pale, wan features,
are the results Of disordered kidneys and
liver. Arrest the cause at once by taking
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. II
is q purely vegetable detective, that will
ferret out and capture the most subtle lung
or blood disorder. Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

ORANGE SIRUr Is so easily made and
40 convenient to have on hand for ysri.
Gus uses that it is strange more house
keepers do not make it, especially In
the season when oranges are plentiful
and cheap. Ripe and t~hin-skinned fruit
is best for the purpose. Squeeze the
juice through q sieve and to every pint
add q pound and q half Of powdered SUI
gar with q little OF the grated orange
peel and the Juice OF one lemon. Boil
the strip for fifteen minutes, and skim
as long as any scum rises. II 1T does
not look clear when taken of, strain it.
Next bottle and seal up tight, and it
will keep for q long time. Two table.
spoonsful OF the strip mixed with q
quarter of q pound OF creamed butter
makes a nice sauce fer a pudding, or a
pleasant avor for custards and ices.
Mixed with cold water and ice it makes
a delicious drink and can be safely Civ.
en- to invalids.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

"MR. BILKINs, have you a pocket.
comb with your" inquired the new
boarder at breakfast the other day.
ia! Mr.. Brown. what on earth do
you want with a comb at the table?"
inquired the landlady with a simpering
smile. B.
"Oh. nothing much. 1 just wanted
to comb some Of the butter out Of this
hair" replied Brown as he abstractedly
tapped his butter dish with his knife.
Brown has moved recently.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

The cooling effect Of ice is actually
dependent upon Its melting, as in this
process the heat which causes 1t to
melt Is absorbed from the surrounding
bodies. A pound of ice in melting
will absorb sufficient heat to cool q
pound Of water from 174o F., to the
freezing point, or TO cool 142 pounds Of
water one degree. .
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

Mortar made in the following manner
will stand il used In almost all sorts Of
weather. One bushel Of unslaked lime,
three bushels Of sharp sand; mix one
pound OF alum with n pint OF linseed
oil, and thoroughly mix this with the
mortar when making 1t, and use hot.
The alum will counterfeit the action Of
the frost on the mortar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

MRS. B.-My dear, you came in too
late last night, and you talked in your
sleep.
Mr.. 3. ~(uneasily) Did ~ What did
l sayP
Mrs. Bit sounded like "ante up,
jack pot"
Nj. b. twlth admirable presence of
mind)-Yes, my dear, l had been dis
cussing Volapuk with Jones. The ex-
preston which escaped me in my sleep
means "God bless our home."
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

Roburite, says Industries, promises
to displace all other explosives now
used in coal mines. The experiments
made are highly satisfactory. TN
what is usually IN explosive mixture of
air and ire.damp we understand there
was no ignition. Underground, both
In coal and stone, it gave results equal
in power to ordinary blasting gelatine,
while there was not 30 much small coal
as with gelatine and dynamite. Prob
ably 1t is not widely known that robur.
lite is an invention due partially to the
action OF the Austrian Government,
which in 1882 offered prizes for the
safest mining explosives. Roburite,
carbonite and securite we're three out
Of twenty which we're favorably report
ed upon, and the former appears TO be
the most satisfactory.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19
If You Feel Tired

Weak and weary, worn out, or run down from
hard work, by impoverished ondltiou OF the
blood or low state of the system, you should
take Hoods Sarsaparllla. The peculiar tonlng,
purifying, and vitallzing qualities OF this success
full medicine are soon felt Throughout the entire
system, expelling disease, and giving quick,
healthy action to every organ. 1t tones the
stomach, creates an appetite, and rouses the liver
and kidneys. Thousands testify that Hoods Sar-
aanarii.a slmotaa tho -aal utran0p
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

The Eye and the Stomach.-M. Gran.
belmont. of Lyons is of the opion that
many troubles of the eye are of dyspep-
tic origin and not due to anomalies OF
r~efraction. The visual defects observ-
ed from faulty assimilation Of food con
sists in a diffused pain of the globe,
radiating toward the temples, the fore,
head and even the scalp. Other
patients complain of darkness, hall
sight, double objects and moving Oh
jects. All these ocular disturbances
may be cured or greatly ameliorated by
careful attention to diet and hygiene,
and by the persistent use of moderate
doses Of saline laxatives aud alkalies.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

A process for making a substitute OF
leather from gutta percha and sui.
phur has been brought out in France.
Raw cotton and oxide OF antimony are
well mixed with these ingredients, and
the whole vulcanized by steam. The
artificial leather is said to be useful for
making tina soles and heels Of shoes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

Is in store for all who use Kemp's Bal
sam for the Throat and Lungs. the great
guaranteed remedy. Would you believe
that it Is sold on its merits and that any
druggist is authorized by the proprietor Of
this wonderful remedy to give you a sam
pie bottle free? 1t never fails to cure acute
or chronic coughs. All druggists sell
Kemp's Balsam. Large bottles 80 cents
and 81.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

In recent tests on forty persons. one
part Of salicine was tasted in 1000
parts of water; Of morphine, one in A.
600; quinine, n in 10000; quassine,
one in 10000; picrotoxine, n in 1877
600; alvlne, n In 210. 00O, and strych-
nine. one In 800, 600. Twelve tasters
detected one part of s%trychnine in l.
$50, 900,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

Much Of the so.called ivory now In
use is simply potato. A good, sound
potato 9washed in diluted sulphuric
acid, then boiled In the same solution,
and then slowly dried, is all ready to
be turned into buttons, poker chips
and innumerable other things that ivory
was used for once upon a time.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

APPLEs WITH RIoE.-Peel and with
a scoop take out the cores Of as many
apples as are required for your party.
Put them in q baking dish with 4 little
lemon peel, and a strip Of sugar and
water. Cover with q baking-sheet or
plate. and let the apples bake very slow
ly until done; but they must not be the
least broken. Place the apples on a dish
fill up the centre of each with boiled
rice, and If you wish the dish to look
pretty at q small expense. place a dried
cherry on the top, or a little preserve of
any kind will do. Put boiled rice also
around the apples, and pour over 1t the
strip in which they were cooked.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

To make an ink for hand stamps
that will not injure the rubber : Mix
and dissolve two to four drains analine
color, fifteen ounces alcohol, fifteen
ounces glycerlne. The solution is
poured on the cushion and rubbed In
with a brush,
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

CLAN BROTH Is appetlzing and is ex-
cellent for persons who, like Carlyle,
know that they are the unhappy possess
sors of a stomach. Minco twenty-four
hard-shell clans and simmer them for
half an hour in a saucepan with a pint
of hot water or clam Juice. a piece Of
butter half the size OF an egg and a few
grains Of cayenne pepper. At the end
of this time add half a pint of scalded
milk and strain before serving.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

ST HAVE often observed" said a
young dude yesterday. addressing a
pale-looking compiler Of prescriptions
in a pharmacy on Fifth avenue: THAT
druggists. as a rule, have very unheal
thy appearances. Can you tell me why
1t is SOP"
"They get sick answering foolish
questions" was the mildly spoken an
swer, and the dude went out without
drinking the Apollinaris he had order.
ed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

WHITE FRUIT CAKE.-One pound
of -four, one pound OF sugar, one pound
of butter. Que pound of almonds, after
they are blanched, n cocoanut grated,
three pounds of citron cut fine. whites
of sixteen eggs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

Mr.. PoRCINE (of Chicago) That's
a fine picture, mister.
Picture Dealer - Yes, sir; It's a
Raphael.
Mr.. Porcine-How much might 1t be
WORTH
Picture Dealer-It is already sold sir.
Mr.. Porcine-Sold? Well, you see
this man Raphael, and If he wants to
get one like this up for me he can name
his price.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

JOHN" said a frightened man in
the middle of the night, "there is some
thing moving down cellar. Pm sure.'
John listened ~intently. "Oh, it's moth
Ing but the gas meter pegging away"
he said, with a sigh Of relief.
The Penn's Grove record., 1888-05-19

IT want to thank you," writes . young
man to B. r. johnson & Co., Richmond,
Va, "for placing me in position by which
I Am enabled to make money faster thar l
ever did before" This ia but q sample ex-
tract of the many hundred ofsimilar letters
received by the ADORE firm. See their ad.
vertisement in anotker column.