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Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

ers Besides being a superior fielder, be is a
fine base runner. His record for the present
season Is: Batting, 81; fielding. 800. He
is eighteenth among the Association batters,
and stands second in the list Of center feideTs,
Welch Of the Athletics leading him by the
small average of six points.
The price paid for the center lelder's re-
Lease by President Byrne was q. 500.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

twenty races, al Monmouth fifteen, at
Sheepshead Bay six and sc Brooklyn one
His first fifteen wins OF the year at New Or
leans aggregated in amount but $500, the
first moDey in each being only slo0, and
none OF tie twenty-five exceeded in value
$500, except the Morris stakes of $50.
To Offset these, however, he wen the rich
est stake ever contested for in this country,
the great FuErrity at sheepshead Bay, and
the rich Junior Champion at Monmouth.
Is 1t therefore any wonder that owners are
wiling to pay from $4,000 to 1900 year
for TIE services Of a good jockeyl-New YORK
Harsld
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

There = decided sSrsszSot zec-S tie
Atlantic hs1~rwesShss Il fsr~ Ct Feer
jackson bang eopped II CaAto.a besere
be cooss sask Apart frco de .GfcrA re
pcsnance which moss white I'm fes, ahcs.
having p.soaal ccnhA with lC q cosor.
. rosd Eauy ssar TIA. sSsF EsJ lot hs al.
70 do him 10 5ghs with darby Is lad
enough, bot % - scurdly toDed hJ - \
pss g - suaznd-Hav XllkGn.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
4 Quiet Man.

Mrs Penn-Whas quiet young man NJ
Walnut is l don't know any che vho is So
modest 50 retiring, 50 unobCusire, So
4r. Psna-I do
Ars P.-Yoa dos Why, William, whoi
Ar- P.-Hls brother is 50 much auietr9
soat comparison ceases 20 compare.
Hrs. P-His b-oShe.t
NJ. P.-Yes Res dead Ard then lie
silence vas 50 intense they could bear the
sec uck-FhiladeS2ls> CaU
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

49,
seasons Of 1851 and
1882 be managed
teams il his native
city, acting a 3
catch er durin g
those two years.
In 1855 he was sign
ed by the Tofedo
management, and
was with the same
club durin g the
season Of 1854 At
the close Of the lat
ter year he, with
several other Tole-
do pla Y ers, was
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

in price TO be paid
alone stood in the
way Of his transfer
to Phila delphla.
Corkhiu will De
utilized in center
{ cid In J o hp
Corkhill the club
has one Of the most
reliable outfeLders
In the country, says
The New Y ork
Sun. lie halls from
Philadelphia, the
hons OF nearly one
fourth of the pro-
fassional ball play
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
SAMUEL w. BkRklEY.

The Wen Known Second Baeexoan and An
Around Ban Player.
Samuel ". Barley, the noted second base
man, was born in Wheeling, ". Va, May 10,
1859. He began his baseball career With the
amateur teams Of his native city, and played
with such roted persons as Glasscock and
others now equally well known TO the profes-
sion. Barkley gained quite a reputa-
ton, says The Clipper, IS an amateur
during the season Of 1873 and
1879 He accepted his first professional en-
gagement in 1880, when he signed with the
Detroit team, at that time not connected with
any r1rofaSsin-lal association QuYins, the
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
John CorEhili.

For two seasons past Corkhill has been an1-
ious 20 get away from Cincinnati, and as the
local management thought he did not take in
terest in the success Of the club, it was de-
cided 20 let him go. The Athletics also made
g bid for his release, and slight difference
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
Cheap - Dirt

You fellows charge very high price Tor
pulling teeth, sad real estate 6eA.sr to a
dentist
''Oa, I don't know about that was The
onfden: reply. I'VE only charge q dollar a.
a.>sser -TIe
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
-zsSS\NliI1E
9aily eagle
hIsscS.


Dreamy the song the fountain played,
PerfuIned the poplars pleasant shade.
dared 70 ask the cool clad maid
II 1 . kiss might take.
Sic flushed, and faloered prettily,
you may have one-no more" said she.
Poutins her lips coquetttshly,
Giving her curls shake.
IproEiSed- What else coulo AGO
With such pair Of lips Il views
But ere l thought, I'd taken two.
Oh, bow severe she fruwredl
stammersd out, with doEncast eyes,
Dearest, I did not realize
four-YoCr-yoUr mouth was such q SIZE
One kiss would not 70 roundI''
-Harper's Weekly.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

ing at Latonia net
ted him sixteen
more, and at tie
summer meeting at
Washington Park,
Chicago, he pAloted
twenty-five 20 vic
t DRY. Mr.. F.
Tucker, 20 whom
he is apprentieed,
then came east with
his stable, and is is
in the east that
his rising young
Joe key b a :
achieved bis greae-
est triumphs- At
Saratoga Ne won
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
Baseball In ShakeSueare.

Baseball ii Sn2AeSpe1Ies
"You bare Goot bail Players King
Lear.
ssWhy these balls bound Merry Wives.
Vow, let's have a catch. Twelfth Night
Il will run 10 bose Merry Wives.
And 50 l shall catch the tiy."-He1ry Y.
Let me be umpire in this. Henry VI
Hector shall have great catch Troll
and Ores.
More like TO run the country basa Gym
beline.
"As swift in motion as a BAH. Romeo
and Juliet.
'Ne'er leave striking In the field Ais
Well
after the scores "-Othello.
Ajax goes Up and down tas fsld Troll.
and Ores.
Have you scored neF--Winter's Tale.
"And the third nine. "-Coriolanus.
sfHe proved the BEST man In the field
Henry ".
TIE word is pitch and ay.--King John
However men do catch H-Telpest
"What foul play had we-7-TIrus An
dronic1S
.'Unprovided Of a pair Of bases. Henry
".
NO other books, but the score Henry ".
'"Ths zine Is buck-am ".
ssHis coufounded ass.n-He1ry
twill fear to catch H-Timon Of Athens.
"Wh here 20 you with bats and clubsF'-
Coriolaaus.
Let me see you IN the field '-TroiL and
Ores.
Thrice again to make up aiae.r-Nac5eth.
"JudSmeusr'
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21

nkn O htt
thread twenty
h ncesitt
this ewmehod read may be t
yparme
okwilren main ubarmei
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
MISSOURI = PACIFIC
RAILWAY.

The most popular route to Kan
SaS City, St. Louis, Chicago and
all points East and North, also
to Hot Springs, Ark, New Or
leans, Florida and all points
South and Southeast.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1888-10-21
QUEER CONTESTS.
People Who Play Havoc with
Themselves for Glory.
TESTS FOR THE STOMACH.

Remarkable Feats Performed In the Past
What Do Think of Cigarette Smoking
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

LEwusTowS, Mont, April 81 1883.
EpiToRs ARGUS: We have been waiting to
see this weather question settled before
writing again. There has been big battle
going ON for some time to see which would
have supremacy. winter or spring. Several
times the farmers have started their plow
ing. when winter would step in and put a
stop to il. But mt last Old Sol stepped In
and east his vote for spring, and think it
is now settled.
We have long been anxiousIy looking for
an agitation ON the tariff question, aud are
glad to see that 4 few are giving expression
to their honest convictions and u few, we
think. are using ~ little sophistry about
home market. Why not market where we
can do the best? 1t looks to an outsider
as though protection had been given to
certain classes until they have become
giants. and are still clamoring for Protec-
ton from those who are weaker than them
selves. Perhaps they think they are fol-
lowing out a Scriptural rule. 'To him that
hath shall he given. and from him that
hath not shall be taken even that which he
hath" That seems To be the prevailing
principle.
| Let rich official die, leaving thousa nds
| Of dollars to his widow, and the govern.
ment will turn around and give her "a few
tbo,Isa nd more, wrung from har,l-earned
toll.
II does seem as though the producer had
more than his share III burden To bear,
when by working early and late he cannot
clothe himself and family comfortably and
decently. He ought ut least to lie protect.
ell from sho,ldy goods while he II paying so
much for protection. IL crowds most oi
them to the utmost to get money enough
to pay their taxes and take n county news.
paper. There will never he an intelligent
voting populace until every farmer is able
to havea few political and historical works
ancient and modern. also scientific works
OF various kinds and some good standa rd
literary works, to which his family can
have access. And this will never be unit
while. Threc-fourths Of the youth Of ouI
country are literally furnishing for menta
food. The only nourishmcnt Of that kind
nov obtainahle for the majority after lcav
ing school consists Of scattering crumbs
and not always Of the best. Trashy liter
allure which costs but few dimes is al
they can afford, and but little at that
The mind. like the body. In order to b
healthy and vigorous, needs daily a littl
substantial. Tom Paine's unseltish words
"The world is my country; to do good ]
my religion" ought to he written in blaz
ing letters ia the halls of congress and il
every church in the land. ss
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

ease. which is creating CONSERVATION among
the horse breeders in the east. They will
recommend that Is or 90 head of horses
belonging to Fletcher Bros. he killed and
paid for by the board. Vigorous measures
should be taken to prevent any such thing
obtaining foothoId among our herds. Ii
would be a public calamity. The doctors
report that they have not seen a genuine
case OF the so-called UNNAMED horse dis
ease for eight months, and protest against
every slight disorder which may arise with
"a horse being attributed to that. They
say that as far as they know IL is practi-
cally stamped out.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

Estate of Thomas T.. Pound. deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
administrator Of Thomas T.. Pound, de-
ceased, to the creditors Of, and all persons
having claims against the said deceased, to
exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the first publica-
ton Of this notice, to the said administrator
at his Office in Lewistown, in the county III
Fergus, Mont.
RrDoLF voN ToBEL, in,
Public administrator and administrator of
the estate of Thomas T.. Pound, deceased.
Dated at Lewistown April -. is,s.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26
No.ieo.

Every one knowing themselves indebted
To the undersigned will please call ut once
and settle and save costs. All parties hav-
ing claims against the undersigned will
please present same at once for payment.
l.. BELAN0ER,
Maiden.
April ~.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

A. VI. Thompson Is our authorized agent
AZ Maiden. to take subscriptions, collect
naymcnt therefor and receipt for same.
FELL. x NRooMAN,
Pubs. ARGUS
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26
Stock for Sale.

About May LIST will offer for sale at the
4 ranch, Warm Springs, Fergus county, NJ
T., two Aberdeen Angus bulls and on,
COW and calf; also a lot Of brood mares
and young horse stock.
Ira INGRAHAM,
Agent for +. c. Power < Bro.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

To parties wishing them, we have few
Native Grown Roots which we will sell
at the following prices:
Currents and Gooseberries, from 81 to
4.5O per dozen.
Raspberries, 90 cents per dozen.
Strawberries, 81 per 100.
Apply to
GRAY RRos.,
Philbrook, Mont.
Mar. %, SIS to May Is.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1888-04-26

On Monday evening Of next week num-
Der Of the young people Of Lewistown will
present this comedy, together with II farce
and other entertaining features, at Jack
sons hall. The play is intended to repre-
sent English village life, aud the principal
scenes take place in room adjoining the
shop Of village apothecary. The char
acters are as follows:
Taraxicum Twitters, "a village apothecary,
+. T.. Smith
Tim Bolus, professional assistant,
J.J. spratte
Tom Trap, a commercial traveller,
Ed. Wright
Farmer Wheatear........ Is. Noble
NJ. Adler
Ciccly. Miss Lizzie Gudgell
Peggy d. jackson
Costume chorus, Can You, Sweetheart,
Keep "a Secret"
The side-splitting farce, THE Sick Actor"
George Redmond, I'D. Spratte. +. Il. Smith.
Costume solo, MIR. Mulcahcy, ESQ.,"
e.. b. Noble
Colored light tableaux, as follows:
Scene from "Uncle Toms Cabin, 'Goinc
to Heaven"
The Family Circle.
Sought Rejected.
Excellent orchestra music will be fur
nished for the entertainment.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
LATEST BY TELEGRAPH.
rhurm.n's Remarks on the occasion

Thurman's Remarks ON the occasion.
COLUMBUS, O., Sept. lS.-The Old
Roman Guard last night was presented
with q silk banner by the Democrats OF
Columbus. Speeches were made BY Hon.
Thomas F. Powell, Major Brucker and
Hon. Allan G. Thurman. Judge Thur.
man said: 'It was one hundred years
ago Thomas Jefferson declared the princi.
Piles that wiped slavery from our fair
land. The shackles were stricken from
all slaves in that memorable year of l776.
It is true, we had black slaves. but it
had to 60. It was the inevitable result Of
the principles espoused by Jefferson, aud
embodied in the Declaration Of Inde-
pendeuce. You cannot name one good
cause in the last 100 years that has not
been fostered by the Democratic party.
One hundred years ago the nations of
Europe were ruled by intolerable despots.
The men were sent off to fight battles in
which they had no sympathy or interest.
1t is not so now. Democratic principles
have penetrated the oldest despotisms,
and have wrought wonderful reforms.
You, my young friends, are engaged in a
noble cause to sustain principles Of equal
rights.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
TWO NEGROES AssAssrNATHD.
Taken om Their House and RiddIed
with shot.

New ORLEANS, Sept. lS.--A Picoylae
special from 0pelousas says: Yesterday
morning at Villa Plat Prairie crowd Of
armed men rode to the house Of two ne.
groes named Jean Piem and Sobet
Dididear, and, after leading them short
distance away, riddled them with buck.
shot. killing them instantly. The killing
is supposed to have been brought about
by incendiary language recently used by
these two negroes.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18

Great Preparations For IL at Vienna.
VIENNA, September Is. - Extensive
preparations are being made for the visit
of Emperor William. All the streets
through which the Emperor viii pass on
bis way from the railway station to Ham.
burg will be lined with infantry. The
programme for his entertainment includes
state dinner and grand concert. An
Austrian feet will 90 to Naples.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
A Chicago Tragedy.

CHICAGO, Sept. lS.--Henry Theme at
tempted to murder his divorced wife and
step. daughter yesterday afternoon, after
which he shot himself. dying instantly.
The step.daughter is not hurt, but the
wife received bullet wound in the right
temple and is supposed to be fatally 10.
iured.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
A FATAL FIGHT.
Five Bullets sent Through a Mans
Brain.

CATLETTsBURG, KY, September 49,
Two men, Stell and Mockets, both drunk,
boarded train yesterday afternoon and
fought all the way to Stepstone, where the
conductor for the safety of the passengers
put them off and told them to fight it
out. They drew pistols and exchanged
five shots. Each bullet from Stelrs pistol
passed through Mocket's brain killing
him instantly, after which Stell boarded
the train, it having waited until the duel
was over They were cousins.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
THE CHICAGO WAY.
A Lady Knocked Down and Robbed i'm
the Presence of Many People,

CHICAGO, Sept. lS.-At 2 o'clock yes
terday afternoon Mrs Pedrick, of Cali
fornia, on visit to friends in this city,
was knocked down in the heart of the
business district in the presence of hum
dreds of people. The thief snatched her
pocket book and escaped. Mrs. Pedrick
was not dangerously hurt but she suffers
from nervous shock.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
THE McCOY's AND HATFIELDs.

Another Battle Between the Factions.
CATTLETsBURG, KY, Sept. l8.-There
was another protracted battle at Pawpaw
Mountain Friday between the Mccoy
and Hatfield factions, who have so often
met before. Two men were killed and
two badly wounded. The McCoys were
driven of.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18

LONDON, September lS - Sir John
Pinder recently laid before the Sultan a
project to lay cable from Jedda to
Yemen. 1t is stated that the Porte OBJ.
iects to the project.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
TRAGIC SCENE IN A COURTROOM
: saI Ending Of Divorce Suit.


: sal Ending Of Divorce Suit.
INDIANAPOLIS, Sept. lS.-The Journals
special from Kokomo reports bloody
affray 10 the courtroom in that place this
morning. An action for divorce was
pending between Sa-nael pruett and wife,
and both parties were 10 court waiting
for the case to be called Pruett drew a
revolver and fred two shots into the body
of his wife. and third into J. C. Black.
lidge, The woman is shot in the left
breast near the heart and in the right
shoulder. and will probably die. Black
lidge is shot in the breast, but his injuries
are not fatal.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
Bismarck Wants TO Resign.

LONDON, September lS.-The Ctron'
icle's Berlin correspondent says that
Prince Bismarck has asked Emperor Will
liams permission to resign. but that it
is unlikely that any change will be made
at present
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
GEORGE q. CANNON steRExDERs

Omsncnt.
DENVER, Sept. lS.--A Salt Lake spec
ial to the Republican says: George @.
Cannon surrendered himself to the Court
to-day, and was sentenced to six months
in the Penitentiary, and to pay fine Of
$3.50, on two indictments for unlawful
cohabitation.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
LIGHTWEIGHT PRIZE FIGHT.
Z Tsenty.one Bloody Rounds

Tsenty.One Bloody Rounds for $I,C 0.
New YORK, Sept. lS.-In prize fight
for 81 coo and bantam championship of
the world, at Lands Point last night,
Eugene Hornbacker of New York, the
present champion, lost to Chas. Mccarthy
of New Jersey on foul. Twenty.one
bloody rounds were fought.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18

The above reward win be paid 10 the arres
and conviction OF any party or parties found
guilty Of stealing, killing, or running off, alter
ing brands or marks Of any live stock belong
ng to any member Of the Nevada Live Stool
Association.
n. II. A. MASON, President.
GEo. s. NIXON, Secretary.
winnemucca, April 10, 1884.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
Aver s Hair Vigor,
Sold BY all Druggists and Pertamers.

II YoU ARE SUFFERING from debility
and loss Of appetite; if your stomach is
out OF order, or your mind confused;
take Ayers Sarsaparilla. This medicine
will restore physical force and elasticity
to the system, more surely and speedily
than any tonic yet discovered.
For six months I suffered from liver
and stomach troubles. My food did not
nourish me, and became weak and
very much elnaciated. / took six bottles
of Ayers Sarsaparilla, and was cured.
j. NJ. Palmer, Springfield, Mass. II
Ayers S arsapariIia,
Prepared by DR.. j. c. Aver s. Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, S.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
A Heavy Failure.

VIENNA, September lS.-Albert Reiss
cotton printing factory at Using failed,
Liabilities, 1000. 900 florins. All Vienna
banks are involved in the failure.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
THE YELLOW FEVER UNABATED
Funds for the suffcre. >.

Funds Tor the sumCre.s
JACKSONVILLE. Sept. lS.-The official
report to-day shows So new cases. and
deaths.
PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Sept. lS.-The
Citizens Relief Committee to-day tele'
graphed to Jacksonville 5000. making
a total of SIG, COO.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
A Morning Bfage.

PAD0oAH. KY, September lS.-An
incendiary fire yesterday morning caused
a loss of $500, 600, insurance $50, 0,0Go
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18

CoLUMBus, Ohio, Sept. lS.-lt is ex'
pected that Thurman's letter of accept
ance will be made public in a day or two.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18

Ayers Ague Cure acts directly on the liver and
hillary apparatus, and drives out the ma'ara
disorders Warranted TO cure, or money refund
ed. Try it.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
THE CHINESE BILL.


HHt sthaie KtTUSes 20 KecOnsfder II.
WASHINGTON, September is. - The
Senate has refused to reconsider the pas
sage of the Chinese bill, ayes, 20; nays,
2l.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1888-09-18
Perfect Hair

Indicates natural and healthy comls-
ton OF the scalp, and of the glands
through which nourishment Ia obtained
When, in consequence of ego and dis,
ease, the hair becomes weak, thin, and
gray, Ayers Hair vigor will strengthen
it, restore its original color, promote it's
rapid and vigorous growth, and impart
to it the lustre and freshness of youth.
I have used Ayers Hair vigos for a
long time, and am convinced Of its
value. When was II years OF ;s9e my
hair began to turn gray. l commenced
ustng the Vigor, and was surprised at
eoe good effects it produced. 1t not
Only reoeoeei the color to my hair, but
- Gtamuletod its growth, thas i have
now more hair than ever before. -
j. w. Edwards, Coidwater, Miss.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-21
Convenient to Have on Hand.

Dakota lady (about to give grand
ball)-Well, thank goodness. John, my
list OF invitations is completed at last.
Dakota HusbaDd-Have you included
young Sawbones? He's likely fellow
and We ought to pay him some atten-
ton, being newcomer.
Dakota Lady-Why, no; he had
escaped me entirely. I'm glad you
mentioned him, John: he seems to be a
desirable party in every wsy, and be-
sides, we shall probably need a surgeon
before morning.-New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-21
The Way TO Succeed.

Ipstein - "Shoe-strings, collar but
toni, subscribers
Miss Ann Teak-"Go long there! We
hain't got no men folks in the housed"
Ipstein-'Ah, madam, it vas a goot
ting to lay in supplies in Alliance. An
addrsctiye lady like you can't tell vat
may habben some tay. "-Puck
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-21
The Three Monta's Depression.

Business man-"What2 No money
from the collections? 1 sent you out
with a whole CARLOAD of bills this
morning"
Colleotor-'I couldn' find any of the
parties at home"
"Eh? Where were they?"
"All out buying Christmas presents
II see Too late! Too late! Put
the bills away and start out with
them again next March. "-Philadel ell
phia Record.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-21
At She Academy.

Mr.. Broadbrnsh(a promising painter
Good morning, Mrs. Budrose, good
morning. Miss Violet You must ex-
cuse me ladies', but have been watch
ing you admire my pictures.
Both ladies (suddenly and without
Thoughtful hope you didn't hear what
we said Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1888-12-21
Standing High

Citizen Ito physician)-I say, doctor,
do you know anything about Browns
financial standing in the community :?
Is he prompt l.
Physician-Well, all know is that /
have been his family physician for
seven years, and he's always paid me,
and a man who will pay his DOCTORS
bill will pay anything.-New York Sun.