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Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

Furniture moved or packed for
shipping. Waco Curiosity Shop,
Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

To the delight Of every one, the
binding dust which filled the air be.
fore the late rain, has somewhat sub.
sided.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

Milk shakes at Kophals.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

Swiss cheese at Early & Finks.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

One of the incest and quietest places
at which to drink is the Cotton Ex-
change.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

Summer sausage at Early & Finks."
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Street Car Schedule.

+. DLLiNGnAM,
Ticket Agent. Pacific Hotel Block
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21
CHEAP COLUMN.

WANTED-To buy good saddle
III Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21
TOR SALE-Cheap, window shades
L at the Waco Curiosity Shop.

FOR SALE-Six long tables with
1 drawers on each side, formerly
used at HIPS Business College. Wa
co Curiosity Shop
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

FOR SALE Cheap, patent swing
frame and cover for hammock, at
Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

no SELL-Everything at the Waco
1 Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

TO SELL-Books, books, books, all
kinds of books, at the Waco Gu
riosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

FOR SALE-Stoves and tinware, at
Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

TO RENT-House rooms on North
1 Fourth street; also house of three
rooms on South Fifteenth street; APP
ply ut Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

no RENT-Everything, at the Waco
Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

WANTED-To trade new trunks for
II old ones at the Waco Curiosity
Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

WANTED-Delivery horse and wag-
III on, at Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

FOR SAIE-Large stock of trunks,
l at Waco Curiosity Shop.
Waco evening news. (Waco, Tex.) 1888-1889, 1888-08-21

CHEAP COLUMN.
Waco Curiosity Shop, 7O9-711 Aus
TIN street, Waco, Texas, buy, sell,
rent or exchange all kinds of second
hand goods. Nearly new cook stoves
very cheap; every thing sold on the
installment plan.
New goods, new goods, new goods;
stoves and tinware, stoves and tin
ware, stoves and tinware; cheap,
cheap, cheap, cheap.
Chairs and rockers, chairs and rock
ers, chairs and rockers, all at bar
gain, all at u bargain.
Mattress common, mattress good,
mattress the best. All the best for
the money, best for the money.
Those window shades, those win
dow shades, are cheap and good,
cheap and good.
Buy the Union machine. 1t is the
best, the best.
Trunks. trunks, trunks. A very
large stock of trunks.
A little of everything, great deal
of many things.
1 will furnish every article you
want new or second HANDY for house,
keeping, from $40 to 81 900 on weekly
payments.
Furniture moved or packed for
shipping. Waco Curiosity Shop,
Waco Curiosity Shop.
FOR SALE.-On the installment
plan, two second hand pianos.
Waco Curiosity Shop.
FOR SALE-Cheap, nearly new
Charter Oak cook stove, MOI.
Waco Curiosity Shop.
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WACO. TEXAS. AUGUST 81. 1888,


fair,
That can tell the 'thisness' of the thence or
whenceness' ofthe 'where?'
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Saw the Connection.
From the Detroit Free Press.

rs that check good for anything" asked a
passenger off the Lake Shore road of the DO
Iiceman ut the Detroit and Milwaukee depot
yesterday.
NO. sir. said the officer after an inspection.
That's a confidence mans check. How much
did YOU let him have?"
Thirty dollars
well, you have been swindled Didn't you
ever read of their galnes?'
Lots of times. a."
And you were roped inf"
Yes
II can't help you any"
81 don't want you to. l want you to look at
this"
lie handed the officer a parcel which, upon
being opened, was found to contain large
bunch of human hair which had been pulled
out by the roots together with a piece of a
mans ear.
And count this added the man, as he held
out a roll of money.
Here are $40, and what does it all mean?"
asked the officer.
I'm the man that was swindled This truck
belonged to the chap who thought he had caught
a sucker. See the connection? Closely observe
my left eye. See any squash in there? Feel Of
my head. Any soft spots anywhere around ?
Tra-la, old boy, and tell them not to weep for
yours truly ~
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HARD TO BE ZEAL SQUARE.
Failure of a Frisco Man who At
tempted to Return Stolen Money.


tempted to Return Stolen Money.
From the San Francisco Examiner.
Change. sir" said the conductor of Nc
Allister street car as he held out nineteen
nickels to a tall man who was nodding in the
corner.
Don't want any change. You just punch
twenty fares out of that dollar replied the
sleepy man.
Il can't collect more than one fare for
single passenger
Punch them all, say" growled the other.
The conductor got mad, and his bell punch
rang out nineteen times
The tall man went to sleep again. The car
reached the park and started on its return
journey.
The tall man woke up Conductor. you
haven't collected my fare, - he shouted.
Got nineteen rides comm to you, sir. "
mo matter. here's my fare" and he pre-
Sented another dollar
The conductor fished 95 cents change again.
Punch EN- all out, said the man.
at don't 60" cried the conductor. I'm
willing to work for the company, but won't
rob any man.
Punch oct those fares, I tell you"
Again the punch rang out like telephone
bell.
The ferries were reached in due time, and
still the tall man held his seat.
When the car started back he produced an
other dollar.
What kind of a game are you giving me?'
yelled the conductor, helpessly-
Sir
You're playing me for something. won't
take your dollar
The stranger urged and insisted, but the puz-
lied conductor was firm.
Take it,"
II won't"
The tail man crowded two ten-dollar pieces
and three silver dollars into the conductors
hand and made for the door
ITS too gasted much trouble to be honest"
he shouted. "A year ago was broke and took
job as conductor on this road. had bell
inside my vest, and sounded it when | collected
fares instead of the bell punch. In four days |
had stolen SIS. l was discharged went south,
got IN on the boom ard made fortune out of
that S26. Now, / come back and want to re-
turn the company's money, and lot of bloom
ing conductors make row. l was fired from
one car when | made the fellow take ST. and
now Fou raise = every time l hand you one.
Honesty he - ~
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Personal.

Mr.. GLADSTONE has recommended his autumn
nal recreation of tree-felling He prefers to
az oaks. and leaves the sycamores for younger
hands.
THE LADIES of the nobility at Malta are about
TO present Queen Victoria with dress of black
silk pillow lace, made by a leading manufacturer
of the island.
CADET WILLIAM B. ROCHESTER, JR. son of the
paymaster general of the army, has been dis
missed from the Annapolis Military Academy
On account of impaired vision.
SAYS a foreign correspondent: 1.-THE Crown
Prince of Germany is q dear little fellow years
old, with fair skin, hair and coloring generally
and full of life and intelligence"
DIR. EDWARD PICK, who is to begin an Ameri-
can lecturing tour on the methods of improving
the memory, comes with the reputation of being
the greatest living authority on the subject with
which he deals.
THE Empress of Japan has established col
lege for women, which Is TO be ruled by com
mittee Of foreign ladies. Two of these are
Americans. two English and the other two
French and German, respectively.
THE wedding of Princess Sophia of Prussia
and the Crown Prince of Greece is TO take place
at the end of next June at Berlin. The princess
IL not to enter the Greek church. but any chill.
dren of the marriage will be brought up in that
faith.
Mr. SUMMERS, q Gladstonian member of the
English parliament, has been spending some
time in Washington. He brought letters of in
shown much attention. He has become warmly
interested in the tariff debate.
A BROTHER OF the late ex Marshal Bazane is
still living in France. He is an engineer, and
has two sons who are promising young officers
in the French army. They have been author
lied to add their mothers name to their
fathers, and are given IN the army list as
Bazaine-Hayter
NINE. HADING was overwhelmed with com
plimentS aud congratulations from enthusiastic
admirers after her first performances in New
York last week, and she has been eifusively re-
sponsve, assuring the reporters and all who
waited upon her of her regard and admiration
for America. She thinks American audiences
equal to the Partisan in grasping all the fine
points.
HUBERT HEREoMER at Munich lately COM
planned to a friend that he was overburdened
with commissions for portraits; that raising his
prices made no difference. He now charges
$4,000 for portrait, but that makes no differ
ence; every one comes to Millais Laighton or
himself to be painted 1T is a great injustice. "
he complaints lit is lowering art to a bust
ness" II might be added that a man with
shrewder eye TO business than this same painter
does not inhabit the art world; at least that was
the impression borne in upon those who met
and talked with him here In America.
The Boston Herald remarks that the choice
Of Gen. Devens 20 al the vacancy the boards
Of trustees ,of'tho Peshody. EDUCATIONAL fund
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index TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEErINos-Golden Rule Lodge No. r. l. o. o.
F.; Oglethorpe Light Infantry; Savannah
Lodge No. 800 l. o. G. T.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Apples and Grapes at Put
yel's; AS TO Bills Against British Steamship
Azalea: AS to Crew of British Steamship Kate
Fawcett; Entertainment Youths Historical
Society; Lost.
AUCTION SALEs-P Plumbers, Carpenters and
Backsmiths' Tools, etc, by J. Mclaughlin &
Son; Sundries, by l. D. LaRoche & Son.
ADJUSTMENTS THE Streets Of New York" at
the Theater
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULEs-General Transatlantic
Company; Ocean Steamship Company.
HATS AND MEMS FURNIsHINGs-At LaFar's.
BARRELS WANTED-George A. Hudson.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENrs-HelpW Want
ed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale;
Miscellaneous
LEGAL NoTIcEs-Applicatio to Legislature to
Amend County Commissioners Act.
APPLES AND ONIoNs-A Enrich & Bro.
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Like a Laverock in the LII.

It's we two, it's we two, it's we two for ave-
All the world and We two and heaven be our
stay.
Like a laverock in the lift, sing bonny bride
All the world was Adam once, with Eve by his
side
What's the world. my lass my love-what can
it do?
am thine and thou art mine; life is sweet and
new.
If the world have missed the mark, let it stand
by,
For we two have COTTON leave, and once more
Wen try.
Like a laverock in the lift, sing, o bonny bride!
It's we two, it's we two, happy side by side
Take kiss from me, thy man; now the song
begins,
All is made afresh for us, and the brave heart
wins.
When the darker days come, and no sun will
shine,
Thou shalt dry my tears, lass, and I'll dry thine
It's we two, it's we two, while the worlds
away,
Sitting by the golden sheaves on our wedding
day. JEAN INGELow
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17
TRIPPED A LADY IN A CAR.
And Then Her Escort Took 1t Up and
Stamped on the Foot.
From, the AIbony Aro,,s

From the Albany Argus
Riding in a street car the other day was an
interested spectator of an incident that afforded
quite diversion to a number of persons who
happened to be in the right end of the car.
Shortly after my entrance stop was made to
permit Young lady and a gentleman to get on,
and as TIE former, who was young as well as
exceedingly handsome and graceful, passed
forward to accept a seat that was CALAMITY Of
Tered. she trlpped over thu outStret ched foo. of
az individual who was sitting at the rear of the
car In an instant she was al almost full length
in the bottom of the car, while the excama-
tions of the passengers and the black looks they
drec ed at the extended stumbling block should
have caused its owner TO sink through the seat
for who does not sympathize with pretty girl
IN dlStressf Quicker, almost, than she went down
she was on her fee again, and gracefully &c
knowiedgn{ the courtesy of the gentleman
who surrendered his seat. Embarrassed she
certainly was not. and said to myself there
is typical American girl who knows enough
to make the best of everything. But her escort
looked like a thunder cloud, and as if he would
like to punch the head OF the fellow who had
caused ali the trouble. But he didn't, He con-
tented himself with occasionally stepping
vigorously on the still extended and offendin ?
foot. without the least sign Of consciousness
from its owner. while the passengers awaited
the denouement. Finally. with the lurch from
the car as an excuse, the foot received another
ferocious dig that was SO pronounced as to
almost twist the man out of the seat Thinking
that perhaps he had really injured the man. the
escort muttered an excuse that was received in
great equanimity. with the gratifying explana-
ton "Oh, don't apologize; it's wooden one
and used to being stepped on And the young
lady! Well, she was as serene as ever, and APP
peared oblivious to her surroundings and then
the wooden leg got up and left the car.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17
A Profitable Trust.

The advocates Of the high protective tariff
insist that it does not take anything out of
the pockets of the people, and that it does
not foster trusts. What have they to say
about the protected steel products!
The New York Times calls attention to
the fact that there are but seven steel and
iron beam makers in this country, and that
a few years ago they combined, so that the
people were deprived of the benefits of
competition Steel and iron beams are used
largely in the construction of large build
ings, and the demand for them is steadily
increasing.
Steel and iron beams are protected by a
duty Of $2S a ton. They can be imported
from abroad at about $33 60, free of duty.
but with the duty added they cost SOL 60
per ton.
The combination of the seven steel beam
makers put the price at $73 % per
long ton, and they get it. Hon. William
l.. Scott stated on the floor of the House
that the cost of manufacturing a ton of
steel beams at the Edgar Thomp-
son Steel Works, in Pittsburg last
year, was $2S.02 The profit on each
ton, therefore, was over S45. According TO
Mr.. Scott, the Edgar Thompson steel works
turned out over 100 tons of steel beams per
day, or about 10000 tons year. The profit
on the steel beam product Of the works for
ono year, therefore. was a great deal more
than $l.0Oo,000 No part of this great profit
was divided with the workmen.
1t may be asked why steel beams are not
imported. The reason is the delay in get
ting them, and the danger that they will
not be exactly in accordance with the spec
ifications when received. The smallest va
riations render them virtually useless
When the beams are purchased In this
country they can be- obtained without lie
lay, aud if they do not suit they can be
quickly returned and others substituted.
There are other reasons also, why it is pref
cradle to get them in this country. But
ought steel beams to be protected under
the circumstances to the extent of $2S 90
per ton. DO they need any protection.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

The Rev. DR.. Thompson, Of New York,
does not think marriage is failure, but
he believes in Chicago divorces. He says:
"What the devil joins together, certainly
advocate 10 be undone, for moral safety
and the good effect upon children, and
hence recommend Chicago as most fitting
place for all such unions" Tine reverend
doctor does not take into account that'if
there were more stringent divorce laws,
there would be fewer ill-advis marriages.
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Even as a Child.
From the petroit Free Press.

From The Detroit Free Press.
lady living at Mackiuac has very small
daughter who is just beginning to attend
church. She is a devout little thing. and when
the first Sunday in the month came she said to
her mother:
Mamma, dress me up for the supper"
"What do you mean, Louise?" asked her
mother
why, I'm going to the supper; the minister
invited everybody-me, too"
what supper are you talking about childyn
1.-THE Lords supper" said the little girl, be-
ginning TO cry; "he said everybody was in.
vited."
Perhaps there were few who did 20 who
possessed clean hands and pure q heart as
the little child who pleaded for the privilege
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

caused by the resignation Of Col. Theodore
Lyman is well made. The New England men,
being now the Hon. Robert c. Winthrop, ex-
Mayor Green and Judge Deveas. This board
includes some Of the most distinguished men
in the country the ex- Presidents of tine United
States being members by virtue of having held
that office, and the chief justice of the supreme
court is also included in the membership, Mr..
Fuller having just been chosen to succeed the
gives assurance that the fund is doing much for
the cause OF education In the south, and it is at
the same time growing. amounting now to
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17
Knows What He Talks About.
Ffom fhe Neln York Hernld lIndN

O''' ''Ft -'VIV II OTN IItI ttlII NIIttI'J
The letter of Dir. Thurman accepting the
nomination of the democratic party for the
recognition of the duty Which has devolved
upon that venerable statesman. No incident in
the canvass has about 1t more of the genuine
patriotic American spirit than this gentleman S
surrender OF SO much to strengthen the dem
ocratic campaign. He brings wisdom and ex-
perleuce to his cause, for there has been no
wiser statesman in public counsels, and his ex-
Perlence goes back to the great days when
JACKSON was the leader of the democracy
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Blaine's Genius.
From The pbiIn Ielnbin Tim,

From the PhiLd ielDhfa Times (Itd)
Brother Blaine has wisely returned to the
tarIff. misrepresentation on that subject are
SO common that nobody pays much attention to
them, out on every other issue that Blaine has
tried, his plumbers and misstatements have been
caught up at once. The disregard of facts
which Mr. Blaine has manifested this year
amounts to positive genius
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WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER II, 1883.
Rcqfstered at the Post ONCE in Savannah.


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Mr.. Thurman's Letter.


From the Netc York World (Dena)
This mastery and masterful letter. which
displays the highest faculty of craftsmanship
iu coniensng discussion into maxms, and
bringing new questions to the test of compar-
lSon with long cherished principles, fifty closes
tne democratic present a5ion OF the case, on
which the people will render an overw helming
verdict IN favor of Cleveland and Thurman.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

The New York Tribune prints this special
from Indiana: "a passenger on the train
which brought Gov. Hill to Logansport de-
clares that the governor offered to bet with
Frederick Cook, secretary of the state Of
New York, $1,000 to 500 that Cleveland
would be beaten" OF course Gov Hill
never offered to make any such bet. The
Tribune is filed with such fictions during
presidential carnpaigns
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

When Mr.. Randall was notified of his
denomination for congress the other day,
he made short speech of acceptance. He
praised MIR. Cleveland and the democratic
administration. and declared that the best
interests of the country demanded the cleo
ton of Cleveland and Thurman. Those
republican newspapers which frequently
comment on "Mr Randall's silence in this
campaign" should take notice of the speech,
but very likely theY won't
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

Have the people of New York nominated
all the mayoralty candidates they are going
to nominate? If they have, let a poll be
made of those who are not candidates, and
the result of the election can be very
onicklY ascertained in advance
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

The democratic party still believes that
unnecessary taxation is unjust taxation,
and that the surplus should not be main-
tanned by taking money out of the pockets
of the Woodworking people. That is good
platform to stand on. 1t is strong and
broad, and will hold great many people.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

Mrs James Brown Potter says she knows
nothing about the snub said to have been
administered to the Prince of Wales Ivy
Mrs. Wetmore. Perhaps Mrs. Wetmore
or the Prince could tell something about it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

DR.. S. NJ. Kern, of Cambria county, Pa,
is dead. DR.. Kern was union prisoner in
Richmond during the war, and was de-
tailed by the confederates as a surgeon on
hospital duty. A year ago he was stricken
with partial paralysis. He bought him a
coffin, examined closely its dimensions and
workmanship, and had 1t laid aside for
future use 1t is not stated, however, that
he slept in it,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

A republican says that the democratic
managers are reserving some of tn cir
monsy for an effort in the last days of the
campaign in Michigan. He says: 1.-THE
most of their money will be used within five
days of the election, and they hope that the
republican margin will be SO small that
they can overcome 1T" That's very good
idea. If the democratic managers have not
done so already, they should consider it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

Major William Martin, the noted Texas
Congressman, was born in Georgia. That
explains his greatness. In this state we
keep the best timber for our own congress
men, but frequently we export a very good
article 10 other states.
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They Are Shocked.

From the Detroit Free Press (DeDi.l
There is nothing quite so touching in this con-
test as the holy horror of repu lican organs and
Stumpers at the contribution of money for dem
ocratic campaign purposes by office-holders.
jay Huboell has not yes been heard from, but it
is supposed to be because ne is speeches. with
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1888-10-17

Emperor William of Germany is reported
TO contemplate visit to the United States
when he gets through with hobnobbing
with the crowned heads of Europe. The
emperor should be informed in advance
that he is not expected in this country to
salute the President with three kisses.