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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
A ROYAL RA/ZfE VIE.
Fran IN. Ciic11 q Mems


The Bangkok Times" gives an interesting account
OF the visit which onr OK Mayor the Hon. Carter H.
Harrison, recently paid to the rcyal conrt of Siam
Ths fame of Chicago had already extended 10 and
Carter hove In sight with his Chinese Junk. and HIS
company Of relatives and friends. coolies etc. he
fOnnd that ali hOugh In strange land he was by no
means a stranger. gorgeous fnStllade of fireworks
and feafenng beating Of tomtomS welcomed his az
wal BANGKOK ard his 1nnh approached the shore
Carter and bore him in triumph to the royal palace
where he formally presented TO tho king by the
Hon. Jake T. Child United Stats NrlSer
Minister Child himself is somewhat of a daisy hr IS
Democrat Of the cid school and for q number of
he editor of " The ConServator" at Richmond Mo.
He IS poet Of the first watcrn fact his addition to
that element exhibits itself only In verso.
We all know that Harrison Is poet. At the Dxey
banquet last March, he made the somewhat startling
declaration that II he had been an actor he would
have been Hamlet, for" said he. 60 full Of weird
fsnces. of morbid thou ghts and of strange beautiful
poetic imaginngs."
The King Of Siam IS poet too he could not help
being otherwise for he has always lived among such
plants. peacocks, cocoannt trees, coffee groves Gin
namon plant atons, and the like. In that part of the
world they have balmy zephyrsn and sensbons skies"
and rare eXoticsp and things OF that kind They lie
como part of human nature and make Sentimental al
and mnshy willy nlly.
So We haglno the picnic which his royal niblcs.
tho king, and his pulsSant jaglcts. the
minister. and his ensive nobles, the ex-mayor,
ioyed when the three got together I'm the presence Of
the sennahod. II IS presumed that the minister and
the ex-mayOr gave that pagan pOtentate the rarcst
razzle dazzle he ever heard Of A. any rate. during
his two davs soourn in Slam. Carter Invested
with the order OF the serene ostrich and receive the
decoration o. the yellow paiama In return for these
distinguished honors he presented the king with Strinf
OF blue and green beads and handed Minister Child
plug OF naturalleaf tobacco.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
al DryATIoyALIzED AuERICAN."



We suspect Mr.. Lowell knows tho geography OF
England much accurately than he does that or
his own country Of the Mississippi. We suspect
that he could not name the Congressman or senator's
from 4 single state outside of New England but that
he talk English politics by fho hour and name
every principal member OF The Honse OF Lords with
ther cal accuracy. Always above want himself ::
never having been vexnd with the cares which como
of poverty would not he strange II he had finally
settled down I'm N" belief that al such como sim
PLY from want of capacity II this happens to be rne
of him then he knows nothing of the hopes and fears
of tho great masses OF his cOuntrvmen And Boston
good place to lcep him In the Same rrt for Bos-
ton has thousands Of rich citizens that have made
VOYAGE or two 20 England that affect English ways
and EnGlishcut clothing; that have changed Ihr'r
voices In order 10 ape the peculiar LCT don accent They
denatlonaliZrd Nothing could aronse them from
the groove they have fallen into. We think differently
Of Mr.. Lowell because he Ia big Drained man, and
when aroused IS real patriot Such shock As camo
In 1861 would find him all right again. As II IS, we
do not expect him to rally from the arlstOcraiic AMI
commercial malaria that has tn'donsly stolen INTO
his blood. We suspect that deep down. he deplOres
the fanalcism that threw the tea board I'm Boston
narhor. and n possible. regrets that affair at Breeds
I for but for that Victoria might have caused his
name TO be written aTong her EaIls.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
RISKS OF STOPPING FORWARD.
'rom The london Lancet


Every one knows that stopping forward par
tiouiarly after using quickly from bed in the
Ing, when the stomach Is empty and til heart has
less than ordinary support from the viscera below
the diaphragm, Is very at to occasion form of
fantness with vertigo not unlike n AT which occurs
In seasckness The peculiar forn-Or, more ac-
curatcy, the several fUrms-of headache distinctly
caused in this way when the head is long LEANED
forward the chest, bending the NECK ITSELF
cannot fail to occur to everyone; will the high
tension OF the eycba the turgid and heavy eyeids.
the snufling nose the deafness with buzzing
thrObing in the ears, the heavy breathing. and the
pufied and PERHAPS flushed darkened color Of the
face, INSULTING from the INSTRUCTED circulation
through tie Bonded neck be forgotten. There arc
other and perilous, though secondary, effects
Of bending forward when the heart IL weak. or the
blood vessels not strong they ought to be,
which ought not to be overlooked.
The weakly, and those who arc not unlikely to
have hearts readily overburdene, and biOOt vessels
easily stretched beyond recovery, ruptured,
should be warne quite earnestly against suddenly
assuming or too long retaining postures which do
however slightly partially Impede the return Of
flood through the vens-Probably few postures
monty taken up by the persons who lead SOME
what sedentary lives are SO prone to do mischief
unnotccd al that Of leaning forward" as at work
at table which Is not sufficiently high to insure
the head being raised that tho viens Of the neck
may not he In any way compressed, the return
OF blood from the head embarr assed delayed. We
to believe that II this apparently small
matter were more generally understood there would
be fewer head and heart troubles. and will go
far TO cay that some lives now Lost would DO
saved.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
A DOCS LONG JOURNEY ALONE.


Patrick Rosster, Of Dovcr|N H., tells interesting
story which, In substance IS follows One year ago
a business man OF Philadelphia. named Hermann
Stedpeckcr came along here and. learning that Mr..
Rosslter owned an unusually cunning and wellirained
black and tan named Pinny, induced him surrender
ownership for S25. Mr.. Stedpecker started for his
home in tho Quaker City that afternoon with the
dog. So much Mr. ROSSltcr attached the canine
that he was very sorry for parting with his pet. but
what conld he done thar he the price Of the
dog IN his pocket and the animal route for his
new homo II was Tuesday AT . 40 y. m, whom the
train bore away the dog TO Philadelphia. According
Ia Mr. RoSSlters story II Just 10 ia o'clock the
ncx' Friday, when he reached bis homo for JInncr,
that he saw Prlnny at the gate leading HIS homo.
The poor animal was Wild with pleasure at again
being with It's master. Mr. ROSslter asfnnish he'd
at The dogs rearpearance lie at once wrote to Mr..
Sfehrecker about the matter and a reply came the
following Tncsdsy; The letter said that the writer
and dog arrived In NcvYOrk City the morning
following 'hc departure from Dover. The passage was
~ tho Old Colony Railroad and Fall River line
owner and dog went 10 tho Hotel ST. Denis West
Flcvenfhst and an hour afterward the dog was mis-
sing Now. Mr. Rossiter declares that the dog after
doing" Broadway. proceeded thr pler of The Fall
River line went aboard. and arrival next morn
Ing In Fall River, followed the crowd OF RoSton hound
passengers 10 the train that left them I'm BOSTON. OF
course, being sagacons enough TO reach the Hub II
had no trouble In making IFS to Newmarket
square INTO the Boston and Maine derot and boarding
an express train for Dover. Mr. ROsSiter remtted
to Mr. stedpccker the amount he received for the dog
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
he KNEW All ABOVT IT.
From Teros SfTjp1s.


rather shabbilv dressed man. with a largo book
under his arm. inserted his into the orifce
through which railroad tickets at the Union Depot
What can I do for your asked Pete Lawiess,
the genial ticket agent.
How much does ticket TO Dallas cost1n
Seven dollars and fifty cents"
"Well, Pvc got all but the 81"
"Thats hardly enough
Look hero. my friend, I'm q book agent, and
got ruped Into tlc game OF roher, and want to
get out OF town. Now II | stay herr I'll have to
drum. and Pm terror. Two talked lots OF peoI le
into the unatic asylum. You don't want me to
talk you silly. do you 2"
"SuprOse YOU try
:" In tho interests of the people of Austin you want
to help me leave this town. Ny staying here week
will retard Its growth ten years"
$50 you arc really a book agent. What book arc
you sellingr
galvanized smile spread over the mans face
like lot Of butter on hot buttercake, and In O
ding Song voice he remarked:
81 am onclluS thc p'n'tc In seventeen volumes
that should be In every household. book that not only
contains tho views OF the learned on what he
In the holy land, but numerous speculstions and
theories about what he did not altogether form
ing complete library OF deep research pure theology
and cbaste Imagery. am not selling this imcom-
The agent paused. lie expected that tho ticket
agent would be bored, but he was not ON tho
contrary. he seemed to be amused and pleased -.
having me talk you to death y
Talk me % death Why, man alive, like to
"say 1t over ~ quered the bewildered book agent:
ayes, was book agent myself before ! went
into the railroad business and what you say = music
and makes me want TO go on the road again. Why,
man alive, could listen to you all day wouiant
s snee y Gsv sad We 1us with s VF
Tho book agent closed hls book WIN DATE h anu
faded away like beautiful dream IN inc uSet non
OF a saloon where they set out free luhch he hao
met his match fur
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
HOW WEBSTER SCORED CAprtyy Blssrrr

- Hdshinqton gossip IN he Htltcdukee SSntineL
/ alluded to the fact that Senator German used 10
be page and Captain Bassett tthe venerable door
Keeper of the Senatel said: yes. many n time
have pulled bis when he needed stirring up He
speaks Of 1t once IN while, and recalls those old
times very pleasantly
Did Webster ever pull your ears ?, asked.
NO. he said, but he frightened ME once ard
made me angry. n was bad rainy night and he
called me to him Just before time for the Senate to
adjourn and told me to go and get carriage for him,
but whom went out could not find one on the stand
ran back and told him they were all gone. never
shall forget the look he gave He took me by both
shoulders, scOwed at me and said, In his severest
voice. Co-and-get-a--carriage I was chagrfned
and angry. They were the first harsh words he had
ever addressed to me- ! started of and walk Il
about the town, finding carriage, and finally
went home. l tod my father what had happened.
and refused TO go to the Senate next day. My father
saw Mr. Webster. who explained In his rough way,
that he only did It for my good he wanted 20 teach
me to do whatever tried to do. slyed back to NY
duties, but | sat Mr.. Webscrs knec.
The days OF candy and coaxing were over There
familiarity between after that but trcatrd
him with rather distant difference and tried TO do As
Ua told
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
STRANGE SYMPATHY BErwERy TWINS

JtNttI
There arc very many things In nature which no.
bodys philosophy has dreamed Of yet. We are very
far from the solution Of all the riddles that up
and then TO puzzle us. What Is tho secret bond be-
tween twins which makes suffer from the pain tho
other feels, however Distant That this In some degree
IL true there numerous instances. Here Is ono
from THIN, o..
"Charles Fcncannon ago twenty-five, got his arm in
planer the churn factory and II ground TO pulp
at tn elbow. N the cxact time this happened = -
p. his twin sister, living mile away, suddenly
cried In great agony, saying that there fear
fH pain In her She suffered so In few minutes
that physician sent for, and after he arrived
three other physicians arrived, bringing her brother
whose arm thew proceeded to ampu ate a. once ~ hon
the sister had first been taken with the pain she had
cried out oh Charley IA hurt
While tho arm of her brother was being amputatcd
the sister, who kept IN another part OF the horss
and did know what going on, suffered terribly
and screamed With agony IL was necessary TO give
her An Injection of phln- In the arm to quiet her.
Since them the Brother Is unusually restless
or suffers much, the sister suffers In similar degree"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
coyCEALYs9rBE p. CTS IN DAKOTA.

From chicago Hsra,ds special bifxzGrd reports.
Business has once more become paramount and tho
boom which Dakota, right Or wrong, has managed 10
keep up for number of years past, has set In again.
Everybody iu Dakota with fow oxoeptiunsl Is now
indusriously engaged In singing the old, old tune Of
Iakuta's prosperity, Of DakOtas immense chances In
the ure, OF Dakota's lovely climate The reason
for this Is of course, sefeydent. All the business
men In Dakota the representatives of the local press
and the officials Of all grades members VI tho
spiracy. For q conspiracy It Is. The aim Ia to cloak
over tho chastity facts: to smooth things up
rub criticism of sting: 10 try and njure Dakota
In the Of tho unwary and to allure many mm
granite to precincts Of yore For all that the
bitter deadly hcts cannot be quito concealed. Tho
bodice OF some unlucy ones, who had wandered away
In the binding death dealing leo Storm far, far from
home, are stll found, to-day. And Il Ia no
telling outsiders that this hind VI h0micdal hurricane
Ia an exceptional thing.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
TIE MUCR roo HONEST BO0TBLAC K.
From The san lose Herald.


LOOK here, Mster DID you drop this here five
dollar pircc2p
The party addressed turned around and looked at
The bootblack, as the latter held sinner in his
hand. "
Why, good gracious lemme see-why, yes you're
fine boy. You are; here-here's a cou pie dollars for
You That's right, my boy: be honost-it pays ="
80 saying, the delighted San JOsean slipped the So
piece in his pocket and walked off,
Aud You hadn't lost tie money at all ?, inquired
companion OF the fortunate posSessOr OF the IS, as
the two comfortably rested their elbows the Auzerais
bar and proceeded to hide the espectve ends of their
noses in a couple OF glasses.
" or course not But you I gave the hid 60
which was certainly fair. Apd Pm Just ~ ahead"
eyrIeimcn tho indVlduaI, as he tossed tho on the
counter and called for change.
The bar tender picked up the coin, gave It careless
glance and quietly pushed 1t back
Bogus ~ he said.
For the next minute It quiet you could hear
the beer foam.
" And this Is the highly moral City OF San Jose I,
bitterly exclaimed the duped he passed
Into the cold and cherries street "To think that
the bOOthlackS are dishonest ~
But bis feelings Mcre too deen for nttcrance.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
A DOG THAT WATERS TIE HORSES

Cyrus sturtovant livery stable Keeper OF ware nas .ne
dearest dog in town. He bought nnn on hi,ne Svn'vn
for $780, and he has since refused $500 Tor him lie
a cross between Irish setter and ooruon 'eter
three Year, obi, weighing sixty i've pounda TIC WIZ
ride IL the carriage reins with hs two tors
paws, and the like man he VIII Jump 3us
81 the carriage going full speed sad bring back wp
or ndkerchiof To his nxster he 81 eai chetHes
OF horses and knows OF every horse owbeu ~
his master RI his master wants To water any nns,o
horse In the stable all he Las ~ do Is 10 eii Tue acs
bring ont such borse. calllua hehsrss BY name, ~" d
nedatrly dog goes 10 the stal oosens tue
brings him 10 water, takes the animal oaok 90
again and Will do this with every horse IN tne sap'e
lie will aso lead out the horses 10 be harnessed ~
quiet gentle anertionate dog. OF liver GOVT IN"
we'll proportiened according TO his weight
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
UDDES HkALTH"

Prom fAs Cincinnati Commercial Gazette
In code OF health Just published, Is this rule !:
Never begin journey until the breakfast has been
eaien" This Is . suggestion to tho suburban citizen
TO see that kindng for tho cook stove has been pre-
pared tho night before, and that tho alarm clock In
the kitchen girls bed room Is IN good order Another
rulo Is: Mover tsko warm drinks and Immediately
60 out into the cod.r Therefore tho coffee should
BE- taken cold otherwise, sit around the house altar
breakfast until after train time. Sun another rule
Is: AFTER exercise Of any kind, never SIT near tho
window of for . moment" There might be
difference whether the window u open closed
but the rule Is imperative and says violation Is
dangerous to health, even ife.s Therefore, let
your fat noghbor take tho risks Of tho window scat
while you peruse fno print by the light sted through
him and his newspaper. Great things arc those
codes Of health
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12


They were evidently sweethearts, and general
air of rusticy rather Indicated that they round
ing OF day In the city with matinee. lie was
tall young man with a seal skin cap and only ono
eye, and she a good looking young woman with
that subdued air which usually characterizes country
girl In the city. The absence Of optic did not
seem to interfere with the young mans en yment aud
they both entered heartily into the play At length
one passage, which merely caused a smile with tho
rest Of the audience seemed suddenly to strike the
young woman peculiarly humorous Without
any warning she burst into loud gggle, the worse
because unaccon panied by any one else. All eyes
were Instantly turned In her direction Indeed her
escort seemed as much surprised the audience gem
orally
as anything the matter, Martha?' he asked IN
Mortified tones.
"No,' she said bushing
Don't do that again. he urged, apprehensfvelv
"No, Henry.n
They settled back into their seats, but was plainly
uneasy. '
81 tell you what 1t Is, Martha he said at length,
these people here won't stand another of those
laughs. II you want TO roar again like that you
must walt Till We get homo and then 90 out behind
the barn. ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
DELICATELY PLATrERISG THE "FREsRIE&"


A certain barber In this beautiful city has been
yexed ip spirit because Of his trade seemed
IN a fair way to slip away nom him. The manner
Of Is this lie has among his customers large
Der Of Yale freshmen OF tender years. These ffisky
youths insist upon being shaved. although their chns
may DO - smooth tbs surface OF billiard bail Tho
barber thai 10 order to keep thar class o. trade
he must convince n that II had hair on IT, face.
he bet bought himself Of scheme. Tie took a very
fine razor and honed 10 down 10 very fine edge
This accomplished, he so manipulated the tool thai
when Il was drawn along the smooth flesh II made q
noise II the points wore being sctspcd OFT barb
wire fence.
lie tried II on he FIRST freshman that came IN aud
the man away loohng pleased II bis MOI her-
naw had Just died The ronsorisl artist nourshcs
and the freshmAn gnes ON bis way re:olclng.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
A WELr-TNFORAED BROKER

swhat Is the capital OF Illinois," asked broker
Of his partner, when he could not recoect the al
dress OF a correspondent TO whom he was writing.
~ forget vas the reply. but It's all In bonds,
And is listed at the Exchange
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
SAMPLES OF MILLIONS OF TESTIMONIALS,

Produced testng to it's
has been standing open for four
H. H. Warner Co. know stated The record in
about WARMERS SAFE CURE
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12

One OF tbe men who have made largo fortunes BIZ tho
development Of tho big iron fields Of Alabama IS COLO
mel EDoch EnSley, who is now guest az the rum
Avenue Hotel. He Is a man OF magnificent propo'
ons His six feet OF height carry large chest Square
shoulders and massive head. He wears mnstacho
and an imperial, which give him NapoeonIc air Nv
has been Napoleon In the coal and iron business IN MS
State. 1t his idea upon which Birmingham hi".'
was founded. The place has como to be marvel,
Colonel Enslcy for several years at tho head Oh
the Tennessee Coal and Iron Company. He resigned 10
60 abroad OF his wlfes sickness and spent
a long time In Italy in the unavalng effort to restore
her health. She died last fall after their return 10 inns
country. Colonel EnsIey's words In speaking of tho
region In which he is interested wildly enthus'
astIc but his manner of speaking is that OF deberaou
II he Weighed every word carefully He said niehe
or two ago Since Adam aud Eve presented WIN
the Garden Of Eden there has anywhere on
the Garth rapid and substantial improvement OF
section Of country thai which has taken place WIN
us IL Is only when you see II that you realize wnss
and with other advantages enable us TO make iron
cheaper than any ihor country In the world We have
az the world and we sarps sh OF AL .ns Of
For many years Colonel EnsIey was q planter In
Tennessee. H' had plantoton below Memphis dur
Ing the war. General Sherman passed by az he was
chatting In the Fifth Avenue Hotel corridor when be
said: They talk less about sherman's being
cranky ] know Of incident at Memphis, which
appeared cranky. but when think 1t over was
very sbrowd had = neighbor planter named Major
Lundy. As wont mp to Memphis day. ] met
indy going back home He had Just had encounter
with Sherman OF which hs told mo the particulars
Tho outpoSts Of the army had arrested him ard taken
him to the Generals headquarters. He went 10 and
stood awaiting the wishes Of the General, presently
glanced up from his paper and said In raspns, wfry
cold booded voice sit down IN attend you pros
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FOXES HAVE HOLES.

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ManaHG ~ -~ -~"'N"
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%MMAwH
2s6 Douglassst.


NEWPORT. l.. Dec IS. lss7-My business WAS formerly
Of fresoo and decorating artist also painter.
the suffering experienced the inhalation Of
pentlne while working ct trade might say
that O sufferer for years and Consequence
obi Red to give up the business Ny trouble Gravel
and Catarrh It would for fully
describe pans suffered my back aud at times In ny
hip through the Had the greatest de-
urnais inability Of doing followed by
pain the vicinity the neck OF the bladder The
bottom OF tho vessel aor the had remained WHILE
woud be crusted with sandy cemenke substance Many
and many q timo have been doubled mp BY Of
those terrible pnns and time thsv
lasted so long that Obliged be probed and
moderated hot injected into bladder before
relieved notioei considerable brick dust in urine
all the remedies taken Quantities OF
scribed medicnes gwen BY the best and emil
phy scians but not until year can that eIpe-
fn relief ard freedom from sufering and
until had taking Warmers SAPg Cure" IL
touched the spot and put my feet again. verify
believe there remedy equal to 1t. have taken
great many bottles and still take II.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
9MoaAullv,
m~M&Mw%

Newport
Victory worth For WARMERS SAFE CURE
ncurabe diseases
before did proprietary medicine win the highest
ndorsenent
has rival has cured millions Of people in the different
world together. 1t is simple safe always reliable
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-02-12
Did YOU EVER FEEL so /?

MANCHESTER. N. H.. Oct 60 lssT-some Ave years arc
quite sick feeble diseased liver described
cirrhoss Of tho liver considered my conditon was
critical II woud DO difficult for to describe my suffer
inga treated by different physicians for number Of
months without effect In fact really grew worse until
Iconcluded to my hands and DO for my
se MY directed to "warners SAFE Curs~
and Warmers sAFE Pills." and in consequence began
taking them. Ioannot that experienced paScuaf
benent - rst Not until had taken several bott,ss was
however but continued It's and Gradu
until completely and radically cured. after
having taken 81 bottles. and have remained To-day
feel like young IL Of age, although Am AZ
consider that IL saved my life