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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

THE lvAUa UR1TIoY OF GOVERNOR HILL
A GREAT PARADE FOR THE BENEFIT OF DEMO-
Gratis ALI. OVER THE COUNTRY.

Albany, Dec 90 4peciaD.-Governor Hill re-
turned hero from Elmira this morning ana iouhd
awaiting him large number OF letters regarding the
parade which will take place when he is inauguraed
second time as Governor on tuesday next IL Is
evident from these letters that large proportion OF
the eminent Democrats Of the State intend to be In
Albany to witness the Inauguration ceremonies. The
number of Democratic political clubs DESTROYS OF Join
Ing the procession is constantly increasing. Every
day also brings letters from military companhs
which say that they intend to journey to Albany ana
Join the military portion OF the parade
All these evidences that the parade in Mr.. HIPS
honor will be a large ono highly please hS friends.
These friends all say with charming candor that they
have organized tho parade to boom Mr.. Hill for the
Presidency IN 1902 1t (; significant that the County
Democracy leaders perceive that Mr. Hill Is now inc
chief Democrat in the State and have dropped
Cleveland. Maurice j. Power, the "boss" OF the
County Democracy, sends word that no
Is coming to Albany to take part
in tho parade with fifty other leaders OF that organ
cation Tammany Hall also intends to send large
and prominent delegation 10 form part OF tho process
sion. But the fine gentlemen of both Tammany HAN
and the County Democracy have suffered cruel
humiliation. They sent word here that they would
ride in carriages In the procession immedlstey ater
the carriage Of the Governor But Mr.. Hin says that
The air Of funeral procession That would be an III
omen for a candidate headed straight for the
White House. The County Democracy and Tammany
Hall delegations therefore will have TO walk afoot
The parade cannot fail to attract the attention OK
all over the Csn rn sasy w Of members
Of the National Guard the second of members OF the
Grand Army Of the Republic and the thrd d OF Ro pesr
Of the PROCESSION Mr. Hill will leave the procession
as passes the CAPITOL on the washnsonst SIDE 81
and win review the parade from platform on the
statcst. side. After the parade the Governor WIN
proceed to the Assembly Chamber, whore no VIII Do
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
ROBERr BOyNER LOSES A FINE STALLION

Robert Bonners bay stallion Sartle is dead says Tho
Turf, Field and Farm" The trouble with him
in the mouth. caused by bad tooth When pain
racked his and he began 10 weak
lack OF nourishment Mr. Bonner tried TO keep him
alive cows milk. but this effort Ike all Others niled
and the grand old horse literally starved 70 death He
was buried the farm at Tarrytown.
Stsre bred by Charles Backman at Stony Ford Gos
by Rysdyk's Hamblctonan out OF LizIe Walker, was
oalcd In 1867. obtained record Of 80 as threeyear-
old and sold to Robert Bonner for 100000 he
never again started for purse but he rotted the old
Fleetwood track in 10. performance equal to NJ on
tho present track, and he went TO the hafmie pole In
04 L. 90 gait Mr.. Bonner did not give him mucn
OF an opportunity breeding ranks and yet he Is the sire
Of many fast troers including Maiolica record 10 MI
Ronner has two magnincently formed Of sare TO
take the place dead stallion One is bay colt,
two years old in spring. out Of Russea, the full sister
Of Maud S. :OS ga Tho other is chestnut two years
old spring. out OF Dayoreak by Harold sire OF MAUI
dam Midnight dam Of Jay.EyeS ee 10. and Noontde.
. 90
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
THE DRAMA--MUSIC.
DALY'S THEATRE.

As an sfterpiece TO the Lottery Of Love" Mr. DAILY
last night presented q condensed version Of shesi-
dams excellent farce Of "The Crnc.7 ana this wss
received with almost incessant laughter By . numer
Gus assemblage. The portion relatve TO the ~
hearsal Of Mr. Puf's tragedy has been preferred in
Mr. Days arrangement Of this old play and thus the
responsibility of carrying tho farce to success is
chiefly placed on the representative Of Tlburna-
Miss Ada Rehan proved herself q perfect artist IN
burlesquc, for she maintained an air Of absoluts
solemnity and spoke tho wild and whriing nom
sense Of Tlburina's speeches with passionate sin
certy Mr. John Drew played Mr. Puff in q kindred
vein OF strenuous earnesness and ero Is enough Of
the character left in this new version to enable .
good comedian show q true type OF the fussy. CON-
placent author Mr. George Clarke as Leicester. and
Mr. James Lewis as whiskcrandos. contributed sound
and sterling mpcrsonations in the exact key OF bur-
lesqus. fine marine view, with foruncations in
tho foreground and an Elzabethan ship in the per-
specve, has been painted for the requisite SGT Of TIL
bury fort The quiet satire, which so abounds In
this farce upon the foible OF vanity in actors and
upon the absurd side Of stage traditions and all ths
venerable trckery OF the playhouse was tersely ex-
pressed and IL heartily enjoyed. The revival
places of the curfosies OF dramatic literature
once more within the public reach, besides afordnx
much pleasure, and therefore It IS entirely welcome
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
WOULD NOT STAY FIXED.
IrIl.a

In the Argentine Republic the retiring President
fixes upon successor, " who Is elected, as
matter OF course, unless there occurs a split In the
party. which means revolution" This method The
New-York Tribune thinks, has " admirable qualities
of simplicity, directness and certainty; but can
scarcely be called democratic Well, perhaps not
President " fixed upon his successor.-> Everybody
In this country knows that. But what IN hxcd'
the voters uniixed. 80 far as the practices OF Ar
Confines executive and our own go, they won.
derfully alike The trouble with Cleveland was that
the methods OF the Argentine Republic did not COM
mend themselves the people Of the United States
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
s,,y vopx nAuv TRrBuNE THURSDAY DECEMBER q, 1885,

change will be heartily welcomed. The companies
will demur, Of course, but the best thing they
can do is to bow to the inevitable with what
grace they can. II has been evident Tor some
time that the bobtail car would have to co.
and the day for It's final exit from New orK can
not be very long delayed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
: MANAGER SANGER A LITTLE BETTER

Manager Frank w. Sanger. Of tho Broadway Theatay
was a little better yesterday. Mr. Mccormick feels thai
reports Mr. Sanges illness have beon exaggerated
Though sti his bed. his condition Is BY no
means alarming the public have been led TO believe
lie is expected resume tho active mansgenens
Of his theatre the OF which has placed him among
the foremost managers OF the day by tho way 10 was
not James A. Bailey who built the broadway but Mr.
Sanger himself and his partner. Mr. French Mr..
Baeys connection with the big theatre confined 10
the lea sing Of the ground on which IL standa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
COLONEL sHEpARp MIKES TWO pENrALs.

The New-York Tines yesterday In q long aTtlcio
set forth how Colonel Elliott F. shepard had gained
victory" He has," IL stated, finally got control
Of the Fifth Avenue Stage Company, and the order TO
abolish Sunday trips TO be made public though
or the present ardent endeavors to disguise
the fact"
Colonel Shepard last night told Tribune reporter
that this was TO him. He said he had not
got control Of the company, and while, OF course, he
did approve the running OF Sunday stages, he had
not heard of any resolution the part OF the directors
TO abolish them. The Tmes's' article also hinted
that Colonel Shepard was schcmng to got horsecar
line up Ffh-ave. This he emphatlcally denied, say
ing that he was strongly opposed TO such project.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
: il possible that District-A ttorney Fellows

Is it possible that District-Attorney Fellows
Is really in earnest in his determination to
bring one or more Of the bribery cases TO trial
A wholly unexpected move was made yesterday,
when Governor Hill summoned an extraor-
binary term of the Court Of Oyer and Terminer
for January 81, at which, it is asserted
"boodle' Alderman is at last to be put on
trial We trust that Colonel Fellows will not
change his purpose in the meantime, and that
his zeal will not grow cold in the three weeks
that intervene before the date fixed. He must
be well aware though of the amazement that
his sudden determination to fulfil his ante
election promises will produce, especially
among the criminal classes.
The work Of the Board Of Estimate IS nearly
finished, and the taxpayers are brought face
TO face with the fact Of an addition OF about
half million dollars to the large apprOpria-
tions for the present year. Some two-ffths
of the increase is accounted for by the interest
on bonds TO be issued for the new parks and
the $76,0O0 allowed for the Washington CEN
tennial celebration. Evidently the knife Of
economy has been kept securely in its sheath
during the deliberations OF the Board No
necessity for enlarged appropriations for the
city departments has been made known, and a
reduction would have been heartily approved.
That lower tax-rate than that of the present
year is now promised must mean advanced as
sessments, so that the taxpayers will have just
as good cause for grumbling as if the rate were
to be raised.
BY harmony Of action between the Board
of Estimate and committees representing the
Museum of Art and the Museum of Natural
History, arrangements have been practically
made for opening the museums on two even
ings in each week. The committees do not
appear to have had full power to act in the
matter, but the trustees will in all probability
rsdse NO objection, especially - the Institution,
profit to the extent Of u o 200 apiece by adopt
ipg the suggestion Of Mayor Hewitt One 'oi
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
AN AUTHORITY AMONG RAILROAD MEN.

From The Chicago News.
Chauncey Depew, speaking as president OF tho New
York Central Railroad says that nearly all the pas
sengcr rolling stock of his company IS now heated by
steam and that seam-heating OF cars Is unquesu0n-
ably a success Legislatures Of all the States which
have not yet passed laws against the use OF stoves In
passenger cars Will please notice Mr. Depew's words
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
A POTENT INFLUENCE IN POLITICS.

Front Tie Goshen e. " Republic.
This paper CThe New York Iribune) is newsy at all
times 10 degree unsurpassed by any other publica
ton while in political It is the ACKNOWLEDGED
leader in the Republican party.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
MUCH THE BETTER OF THE TWO.

From The Chicago Times.
On occasion Andy Johnson IL is said put that
into his mouth which stole away his brains. Ben
Harrison. while making up his Cabinet, has evidently
put something into his brains which has stolen away
his mouth
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
WE CAN WORRY ALONG ANOTHER YEAR

From The 81. Paul Pioneer Press
The small importance Of the Panama Canal can be
estimated by the with which, for so many years,
the great world has wagged along without It,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
TOO MANY VOTES ARE SUPPRESSED NOW.
From The Detroit Tribune

It is hardly necessary to remark again that no
considerable number OF the states North' are yet
ready amend the Constitution TO provide for elect
ing Presidents by a popular votel for the especial
benefit of the eX- rebels south.
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

the evenings on which the collections Will Do
on view will be Saturday the other has noe
been agreed on. The change is certain TO
prove popular There are multitudes of people
who are unable to visit the treasures in the
Park by daylight and so have been wholly
shut out from the educational and refining In
luences exerted by the museums open doors
for three OF four hours on two evenings week
will be to these an inestmabe boon.
Nothing in politics can be clearer than Gov
ernor Hilrs determination TO capture the Dem
ocratic nomination for President in lo92. 10
compass this end, he Is certain to make The
shrewdest use possible of the patronage at his
disposal, and solid delegation to the Demo-
cratic Convention will be his if wire-pulllng,
dickering and bargaining can secure it, The
Governors opportunities in this direction are
considerable. A number of Offices paying
handsome salaries are at his disposal, provided
the Senate will accept his appointees As the
likelihood of favorable action b. the Senators
is not large, Mr.. Hill, who will not throw away
A single chance, will probably put off making
his appointments for year striving mean
while to elect Democratic majority to the
Senate that will be chosen next fall. The
Republicans at Albany this winter will do well
to keep keen eye on David B. Hill, and give
no aid or comfort to the schemes designed to
benefit Hill first and foremost. A dispatch
from Albany to-day, giving some account OF
the preparations for the Governors Inaugural
ton, shows how diligently he is working to
obtain the united support Of the Democratic
na,Hv
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
THERE ARE OTHERS THAT FEEL WORSE.

IHEhE hftF I1I1H "Ofs'1s
From The Atlanta Constitution.
An exchange states that Colonel Calvin Brice is not
cast down by the defeat Of the Democratic ticket or
course not Colonel Brce was not a candidate Be
sides he has made six millions in six years.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
1noef 10 Advertisements.
Businrss Nctifes.

BERToN "SEc" CHAMPAGNE, .. 40,
fsi,xer fooled and silver abeed) Case OF doz Dotes so'
n case OF doz y botes sS2 For sale by dealers
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

The New-Yorlr correspondent Of " The Philadel
phia Ledger" reports that the friends Of Governor
Hill expect great things of him during his next
term Well, If they do it is because they are not
guided by the lamps Of experience, and because
they expect the Governors history not to repeat
itself.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Christmas number Of Dlxic' published at
Atlanta Ca is notable issue, and reflects great
credit on its enerprsng publishers. Not only IS IT
model Of typographical excellence, but its stories
and sketches are characterized by high order OF
merit. Judging from the largo number of advertise
nents which It contains the business of the South
arc fully alive to the importance Of this but
nrnmIsng ventura.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

Mayor-eleot Grant must not carry into Office
the notion that he has New-York City in a sling
Many an able man has come to grief upon such
delusion
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27
Aesu9lurk Dailn Gribn,rr.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 81, 1888

FOUNDED ny HORACE eREEL =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

The Post Office is for the people" says Tho
Hartford Courant' This positive assertion will
be a great shock 10 the Hon. Don Dickinson
il he happens 10 see IT, His idea has always
been that the Post Office was created for him
and the Democratic party.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

The Aldermanic hand has now been stretched out
toward the Dry Dock and the Seventh Avenue rail
way companies, and the fiat has gone forth that
after April 90, 1889, no more bobtail ears shall
be run on those lines-at any rate no more cars
without conductors and drivers Public opinion
stands ready to support this decree and the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-12-27

Forcign.-Panama Canal stock fell 20 francs;
1000 men have been discharged from work on
the canal during the last two months. - The
yantic. after coaling at Santiago de Cuba, Will
TnuiG
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

The Deadwood Times has the fol-
lowing item: "There is higb-toned
cuss on Sherman street of socialistic
tendencies who practises his political
teachings He has no wood, but a
poor woman in the ncighborhood has
She worked and earned it, and he di-
vides with her; but he always waits
until he thinks she has gone to bed
teforc he makes the divvy and carries
his part home. We will give his
name if he doesn't quit"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

"As said, these demon strations are
pretty rough, but arter mans been
married three or four times he doesD' t
mind 'em much. I've been married
four times myself, an was belled every
time. Now I'd think the boys was
neglectin' me if they failed to come
around. These bellings are pretty
noisy, but they have their uses, arter
ALL"
"How do you explain thati"
"Well, they kind O. prepare new
" married mans mind for the coming
jars and discords o. matrimony-let
him down easy, as it were, you know.
That was my 'sperience, anyhow
Chicago Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

eff it were customary in this coun-
try to confer titles upon men who
rank in literature, what would | be ?"
asked a conceited journalist of his sem
ior. "Baron of Ideas" was the terse
reply.-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Great Traveler-Yes, they have
some curious customs in Cuba. For
instance, Cuban girls won't let their
lovers kiss them until after marriage.
Omaha girl-Very short engage
ments, / suppose.
No, sometimes the engagement lasts
several years.
And during all that time they
won't be kissed?
Not once.
/ don't believe it.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

According to the decision of an AL
bany Judge, mans legal residence
is the place where he has his washing
done. This seems to leave our friends
the Anarchists, out in the cold.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

First little cherub-My aunt has
got false hair. Second little cherub-
So has mine. But mine has got false
teeth. / don't care, my aunt has got
false teeth, too, and yesterday | heard
ma say she had a false tongue.--Ma-
con Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

There is nothing that will warm up
a mans language so much as drop
ping a chunk of ice down his back.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

1t has been estimated that the sun
cannot be relied on to furnish us light
and heat for more than 100000
years more. Mr.. Keely will have to
hurry up with his motor, if he expects
to make anything from it before
everything goes to smash.-Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, ons dollar per line.
Local notices, among local reading matter, ten
'ents per line for each insertion.
business notices, five cents per limo each insertion
Births, Marriages and Deaths free.
Obituaries Resolutions, Cards OF Thanks, etc,
at aiycTtisins rates.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

"My little boy" said a gentleman,
you ought not to eat those green APP
pies. They are not good for little
boys"
"Thcy amt, eh?' the boy replied,
with his mouth full. "Guess you don't
know much about 'em, mister. Three
of these apples II keep me out of
school for n week. ."-Ey.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

The story that used to be told twen-
ty years ago of droll use of the edi-
torial "our" still holds its own against
all antecedent Of the editorial Eve"
1t was Maine editor who did the
deed. "For some shocking effects of
intemperance," he wrote on his first
page, "see our insides. Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

There comes time in every little
girls life when she is seized with
longing to cook. And there comes a
time in every big girls life when she
is seized with longing to hire some
body else to cook. 1t comes after she
gets married.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Suitable dover for widow-a Wild
ower.-National Weekly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Yes" said Miss Clara to her bo-
som friend, Miss Ethel, 81 met young
Mr.. Folderol last evening, and, Ethel,
he is perfectly delightful"
"Does he wear whiskers ?" inquired
Miss Ethel, with equal enthusiasm.
"Whiskers ! why Ethel, he has
such lovely muttonchop whiskers
that it makes one hungry to look at
them" ."-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

This is how gentleman got his
wife. When, in tobacconist's shop,
he asked girl behind the counter,
who happened to have red hair, if she
would oblige him with match.
with pleasure, if you will have a
red-headed one," she promptly repli-
ed, with such suggestive, demure
smile that eventually the red-headed
match was handed over.-Kansas
City Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07
WIT AND HUMOR

Customs officers are noted for at
tending to duty.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

The autographometer, recently in
vented, not only records the distance
passed over by the vehicle, or what
ever it is attached to, but also the
course taken and the difference of lev
el and topography of the ground.
Women will not think they have their
full rights until they can compel their
husbands to carry autographometers
on lodge nights,-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

He just introduced What a
very homely man that gentleman near
the piano is, Mrs. Hobson.
Mrs. Hobson-Isn't he That is
Mr.. Hobson.
He [equal to the occasion oh, in
deed How true it is, Mrs. Hobson.
that the homely men always gets the
pretty wives --Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Irate guest-Sir. / have not had a
decent meal since ] have been in the
house.
Landlord-What do you call de-
cent meal =?
Why, a decent meal for decent
man.
All, that opens up question re-
garding Yourself Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Son-I don't know. What do you
think Of banana skin that throws a
man on the sidewalk ?-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07

Father-What do you think of a
boy that throws banana skin on the
sidewalk?
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1888-03-07
Alpena to Detroit.
Detroit. Bay City & Alpena II. II.
NIichigau Central.

Nail and Accom-
Miles. EXpress notation.