New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-06-27

would be still more musical II conversation wers car
Chicago believe mako good Zeal of noise, but
you must remember our fsvorlte amusement d con.
certgoing and one gets IN the habit Of loud alhinl
now.-(omaha World
The weather is getting so in Boston that mon can
venture out in the morning with light overcoss.
Pretty soon 1t will be real hot
what so fondy We hoped At the twiighvs last ssssN
a A, eandldass date head looming gu. Of the eight.
But IL matters not who
Be no honest and true,
Wen strike for protection and put him ursgAs
And the star,spangled Banner in triumph shall wsss
-tspringned Unisr
Philadelphia is without doubt tho hottest city the
country. On Saturday, It Is said, many men u the
factories Of that city were working In tempssturs
Of 100 degrees.
THE DONKEY WAS THERE
awherc is the white horse. pretty madf "a
For see your hair is white-horsc shade.s
The maiden to whom these words were said
Was pretty girl whose hair was red.
Twas said in crowded thoroughfare--
Nearly every kind Of horse was there
The long line Of horses tho maid reviewed,
Then to her annoycr, real hard dude:
"There isn't a white horse within . mfle
But the donkey is 'round,' said she with Smta
-tBoston Gbbe.
An Englishman who has been visiting this city b
very much surprised at the way in which Its tautfui
suburbs are ignored He says that such placS a. the
Palisades, Bay Ridge and Fort Hamilton AZ Ideally
beautiful and cool in summer. and yet Nes-Yorkcr
pass them BY in to 60 to dIstsnt and In
accessible resorts. But this gentleman nay be pan
doncd for not knowing that many OF tb near and
desirable suburbs Of NewYork are really inaccessible
owing to the lack of any rapid transit Capitalists
would soon erect rsiclass summer hotos In all these
places II the transit problem were satisfactorily solved
President salamon, of the Republic Of Hayti, has
paid IS 900 to each Of two members 0. his cabinet
leave the country forever Here is valuable ponec
for SSca ossna to the
country forever but he might consent 70 get out oI,he
Cabinet-especally as he has only few more months
to remaln.-(NorristOwn Herald
First Ncw-Yorker-see that with the ~tltod
collar and that tired feeling eoquently referred to
in the patent medicine ads.' Has he been taxing
Turkish bath with his clothes ont
Second w-Yorker-Oh, no; no IS Just ftfing IN
from tho country, where he has been speniing Sun"
day.
1t was at Harvard Class Day, and As she hss
ravishing gown, she was In blssui Irane OK n Tn
Besides, she was almost as good as engssed 70 LON
Burns, to whose spread she merrly wentco her way,
properly attebded by a chaperon who NEW no" W
AoIp I'M fate was unknd to her She had hardly set
her foot inside of Toms chambers than the host was
Introducing her to whose face gave her drean-
You ought to know my cousin, Jack Harness Tom
said cordially o.. IA.
wretch of a Jack Harness, who had the cruelty 70
rcjoin: o,,.r va v.r, engaged
eva Years AGO while we were In college; weren't wes
"oh, no, Mr.. Hmmes, not engaged You snow
mamma said that the idea 81 my being engaged peiore
7 was nftcen was absurd; and said didn't mino
giving you up II could have new sS ss1ssa''
And so she saved herself, and II she Is not oy THIS
time berothed to Tom she certainly deserves 10 %
-(Boston Courier.