The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1888-05-02
A RACY BOOK.
scintiliating with Sarcasm and Brilliant
Truth.
Now York Letter.l

New York Letter.
Chap. l. Has Malaria goes 70 Florida
Chap. IL "Overworkod; " goes 10 Europe.
Chap. Ill Has Rheumatism :; goes 10 Ems
Chap. ~. Has n row with his Doctor.
i have read deal of sarcasm IN my day,
but never read anything equal to the sar-
casm contained IN the above four-chaptered
book, written by some anonymous. i suspect
the experience portrayed IL personal one;
the @uthor inhmates as much on page ii. Lst
me give you synopsis:
Malaria" as il states, as the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up null
utude OF III feelings which they do not un Ter
stand, and do not much caro- 10 investigate.
IL ID also q cover for such diseases Ms they
cannot cure. When they advise their patient
10 travel or that no has overworked aud
needs rest and is probably suffering from ma
larls, II is confession OF ignorance or of ina
bihty."
sine patient goes abroad. The change is
tonic and for time he feels better Comes
home PICKLE appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irrlta-
billty, tired feelings, and general unftness
for business are succeeded IN due time 10y
alarming attacks of rheumatism which fits
about his body regardless of all human feel
ingss
his joints lnflammatory, my! how he fears
it will NY to his heart
snow of he goes to the spring. The doctor
sends him there, OF course, to get WE'LL at the
same time he does not really want HIM TO die
on his hands,
That would hurt his business!
Better for a few days Returns After
a while neuralgia transfixes him. He
bloats; cannot breathe; has pneumonia; can
not walk; cannot sleep on his left side;
is fretful; very nervous and irritable; Is
pale and flabby; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems 10 go
wrong becomes suspicious; musters up
nd nd n hat ia
him.
Great heaven!" he cries, swhy have. you
kept me so long in ignorsnce?"
Because" said the doctor, II read your fate
five years ago. l thought best to keep you
ignorant OF the facts.
He dismissos his doctor, but too late! His
fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes Of him?
The other day well-known Wall street
banker said TO me: at is really astonishing
how prevalent Brghts disease is becoming
Two of my personal friends are now dying
OF IT. But 1t IL not incurable, l am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when his
physicians said recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me TO be a wonderful one.
This gentleman formerly represented his
government IN foreign country. He knows,
appreciates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew, who IL
son of Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pro-
nounced incurable when the remedy Warmers
safe cure, was begun "Yes," said his father,
Il was very skeptical, but since taking that
remedy the boy is well
/ happen TO know what it was that cured
the boy, for Gen. Christensen, of Drexel,
Morgan & Co.'S, told me that 1t was that
wonderful remedy, Warmers safe cure.
Well. l suspect the hero Of the book cured
himself by the same means.
/ cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the authors advice:
"If, my friend, you have such an expert
ence az / have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians TO the exclusion of other
remedial agencies. They have no monopoly
over disease and l personally know that
many Of them would far prefer that their
patients should go TO Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they should
be saved TO earth by the use of any "unau-
thorzed means"