The Red Cloud chief., 1888-02-10
MISCELLANEOUS

MISCELLANEOUS
The hammerinG Of brass in .
Philadelphia decorative art society has
been enjoined. The rural peace and
quietness of the town must be pro
served.
forty-eight degrees in Greenland thus
far this winter. and the inhabitants
talk Of advertising the country IS .
Florida resort for invalids.
First Arcola Man-'what is your
opinion Of Anarchy" Second Arcols
Man-..It's just .he thing. I'm . base
ball player. and rub myself with it
every night to take out the soreness"
-ArcoLd Record
Some one asks: Does it pay Ia
be yoodg" Perhaps our evidence il
the matter will not be taken. and SD We
shall not answer the. question directly.
but We VIII say that is good to be paid
-Loueu Citizen.
When "a lady enters 3 crowded
street car she should. not rush for the
front end 1t once. as she Invariably
does. but turn aud look ut the men on
the end Of the seats. They get them
because they know; thev are safe
PA" said little Johnny. teacher
Is thinking about promoting me"
How do you know" From hat she
said to-day" And what vas that"
.She said that if kept on Id belong
I % the criminal clxsA"-Asrchons Tror-
eler.-
"A Yankee Captain vas caught IL
the jaws Of = whale. bus WAS finally
rescued. badly wounded. On being
asked what he thought while in that
position. he replied: Il thought be
would make about forty baxrea."-
Exchange
"A grocer at Lafayette. Ind. stored
twenty-five tons Of groceries on . floor
male TO bold up fifteen tons. and Wa
the mos surprised man in town when
everything gave way with = crash
He had never figured on pressure and
resistance.
-'.Dress." said Bagley. with all the
force of IN original idea. does not
make q man." No" replied Pom.
2ano. goomily. as he fingered his wife.
dressmaker's bill he had just received
''buc it often breaks a man."-PAi!1dcr
phi1 Cal.
II fatsl mistake: Father-"Jennie.
why do You snub that little girl with
whom YOU were formerly so friendly:'
Jennie-''She is mad at me-" WHY
is she mad 4 tyou?" Because I forgot
n day. and said she was an old friend
of mine."-Tezas SytinSs.
What is the price Of that tea.'
she asked Of the guileless grocer. Zone
dollar mari. marm." WAS the response.
rs not that too steep?'' was the next
question. and the &. replied: Yes.
marin. that's what they 10 with it,
Boston Commercial Bulletin
-':Zedekiah. l ssw you coming out
of that saloon on the corner. this after
noon" said a woman to her husband.
She spoke with chilling severity. but
Zedekiah rallied. and exclaimed. with
an air od innocent surprise: We'll. nv
dear. You wouldn't have your husband
staying in \ saloon all day. would
you'"-E. !. Ledger.
NO. it isn't so much the confne-
ment ard hard labor that l reSret"
sadly said the bank e1Eezzer who had
Just been sentenced to . term Of years
in the p~enitentiary: 1T is the breaking
up Of all my cherished church associa-
tGns Of the last fifteen years. That is
hard to bear-very hard C1icooo
Tribxne.
do you intend to try housekesp-
ing?" asked one travelling man Of an
other q they were discussing their
plans %. yes. win try il We've
got the place. and there are only If
teen or twenty payments Que and .
couple Of outside mortgages on it. but
We shall nevertheless do our hes. to
keep the house."-MereAcnt Taareler.
The Dignity Of Art: He-"Are you
doing any painting now. Miss Glaize.:'
She-'.No. I'm not painting; I'm work
Ing in pastel" He-.Pastels What's
that?' She-'O. colored chalks, you
know; the best effects are got with this
tip Of the finger He-.O. l know
I've seen the :nen doing it on the pave
mentS. Awfully oJyr'-Fun.
The earthquake of las, year lef:
deep pits in the land between Charles
ton and Sunmerville. and on the mar.
gins of these was white sand. such a.
is seldom found except near the sea-
shore. On this sand has sprung up 3
dense growth of Sea-weeds. and it is
~eonjectured that the seeds whence
sprung this growth had been buried at
a great depth for centuries
The deepest coal mine in America
is in Potssville. Pa The shaft is l.576
feet deep. From it's bottom. aImos. .
third of > mile down. 80 cars. holding
four tons each. are litted every day.
They are run upon a platform. and tho
whole weight of six tons is hoisted at .