The Red Cloud chief., 1888-12-07
SUFFERING syoaigs.


0Ssoss INV
An aakiad s.asy-evcE IL true-xa.
told rne while ! ~as In EaSissa o. a
yosag lady ~ho married . ~s,aisc-ias
raa-
The youag risn va. uniouh..S1ly q
s'a''erer u! The mos, positive order.
Tor l have heard him 20 through
~parp1y-ra- - get cat q simple .s.-d
morning. The lady whom b.. subs
eucnily married MAS 81 an -r.iacai!y
practical iura n! mind. Nc r~aa!sicn
ruoie,'y or hash.aiaess cloyoa her
methods She sposc 20 "a. y-,in. and
never lcft athought u-n-xp---sci ~ she
deemed /, p--t!nca.. After h.. had
called upon her some ,h1s. ar four
'inacs she decided that :, sas atsoui
time for her 20 know HI, inirniioa-.
- the mex; time ho called. after ;hey
had seated thcm~vlve, a, usual On the
sofa. she said quietly but firmly: Mr..
smith. l am very much ta,;ored hy the
in,ercs; you have taken in me. and ,hc
flowers % have given ne ARE very
pretty. but ] fe-l that | should not b.,
doing mi duty II I delayed any longer
asking you whs; your intentions arr:
whittier do these inicniioas and pr.s-
ents lcs,d?'
Young Ir. Smith rose 90 hi, zee. and
n blush rose IA hi, cheeks. iiec-saycd
TO speak. For IA moment hi, lips and
tongue seemed parsiyzcd. Then he
managed 10 get out .'N-M-M-M-M,
di-d-d-d"-but he could g., no farther.
III. d might hav. stood for any nuyn-
her 81 words, but Mss Smith. ~ius,iha-
bly,. perhaps. interpreted i, 20 stand
for darling and the you,h'- acute en-
barrasstEeat Ia Il modest confusion in
making "a formal proposal.
Any way. she look Mr.. smith by the
hand. aud looking into his ewes. ~
claimed: MIR. Smith. | appreciate
your embarrassment. bu, | understand
what YOU wish Ia say. You may speak
TO papa. and il h. approves. 81 10 l."
They Were married IA few months
later. but Mr.. Smith Ia, never cx
planned satisfactorily Ia his friends
whether he suffered into mairimony
OF his own free will or agains, IL.
Another amusing consequence 81 an
impeded speech comes 10 my mind.
\ lady who could not say twenty
words without suffering Ia greater
or less extent called upon IL family tina,
had moved into her ncighborhood "a
short time before. A. luck would
have il. in this family was "A young
lady who suffered. and she i; was who
opened ia. door when the a.orc.m.n-
TONED lady called. For conv.uicnc,
let US call The caller Mr.. y. aud the
girl who is standing inside the door
is Miss Y.
Mrs. y. was a little nervous. and
thence her in'iriai'y gathered strength.
Said sine: Il, M-M-M-M-M." and so on.
Miss Y. gazcl a, Mrs. Y. In aston !
isnmcnt and ~ the NJ piled up and
nothing intelligible followed them. she
asked: "NeT- wer-wer-w.r-wcr- wha,
you want"
Now i, was Mr.. " turn to De "a
tonish.d. and. worse stu. angry. She
thought Miss \. WAS initiating her. aud
she said tolerably clearly: Won are the
m-m-m-m-inost im-im-impIdcnt girl I
ever saw"
Puzzled NiN Y. grew mad n. this,
and slammed the door in Mr.. *
face. and reported Ia hcr mother that
III" had just convcr.rl with u maniac.
\ great disturbance shook the neigh >
bornood in consequence al this inter
view. bat mutual friends stepped in
md explained IN the lAhic, the tru.
Of The difficulty. and they grew
% be- fast friends a.,orward.- Iaf,-
Dt,Pa'ch.