Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1888-10-19
ABOUT "WIMMEN."
c,ntain Is "Beat Cut'n All His
Idees."

r.u ;fIain't beat out'n all my idees
N wimmen, then my name ain
a once wuz, hadn't very much
;ou Of they're bein' good fer much
-;ao,n the house, and the care er
~ ones. an fussin' about their
an dtterin' with their dekoratin'
,',+oooin' themselves. I'd seed so
Il on EN- Git scarf an go off inter
tiu spells, jest maxim things wtlss
tbeir actin so, that I'd cum to
lar hate to take wimmen folks
ard the "Swaller" for emmy down
bor trips that ment more'n a two
rs' sail.
Ia week, one er my regular custom
one er yer likely, kindly sort er
men. without emmy kinks or twists
hi him, an many's the time he's set
n down alongside O me an ct "a
plate err beans, or helped me git
" with bit er salt junk. when him
mes been off fishin'; he sent me
last week he wanted me an the
EalerN to take a party down to
ey Island and the Narrers, mostly
es.n sez he, (which. | know, won't
pleasin' to you, but they're the
Eible sort an won't give you no
Ible." "All right thinks |, "but
keep an eye out for squalls"
the day cum, and with it the sail
barty, six on EN- an only one Teller.
! was in fer it. Mr.. Ma'ston's
| knew sum, an hadn't never had
(ause to complain OF, but | hadn't
er seed the other wimen an the
er before, an | warn't no ways GER
two Of EN- didn't look ez if they
d be hysteriky without tryin' hard.
TELLER looked kinder slim an sick
Ia there was two gals, one of 'em
felIer's sister, slim like HIM, an
Other little an pooty's a rosebud,
{auiet like. Wall, sam, my helper,
to be on hand prompt, but when
folks cum ON board | hadn't seed
nor hair NV him, an | was put
considerable, for | hate to hey
IS hang. waited fer that Teller
nigh an hour, an then | up an
ldnt wait no longer, though it
A I Jest what | had "a likin' for, goin'
out a hand | hadn't no idee err
in to the young Teller fer much
Ter Mis- Ma'ston sed he wuz
pno hern from the West, an | con-
ed ne hadn't never seed salt water
Pc an warn ter be counted on. But
was gittin up sail, he cum
ian SEE ter me; II guess | kin do
you tell me to, cap'n,n SEE he;
p my first cruise, an | know the
putty we'll" | liked the way he
an The look to his eye, an so
put him to dom somethin' or
OIL an on, an | see he done fust
The gal, his sister, wuz the
EST talker | ever see, but she didn't
me with no questions, so |
no FAULT to find, speshully's she
CHI al laiin' an good-tempered.
was laRln Off some body or some
all the time, or gettin' off
ueS thal set EN- all to screechin'.
IT. never let off a smile. She an
10y gal seemed awful fond er
so'ilef' but they didn't show it bv
4 an sprawlin', ez girls will; but
''ie way they looked at one an
an fetched an carried, ez folks
"Den they think sight NV some
q ~ we hadn't more'n left Conev
da,, pacN' when the sky begun ter
PARRISH an threatenin' Soon tho
a a an begun ter blow pootv
U'"u ahead. warn't in the
pace in the world ter meet a
a"'' an l hated ter have ter
H. ier 1t warn't goin' ter allow
aV Ter git up behind the land
sIe oaa Weather struck, onless I
= Dev all the sail she'd got till
gun hred. Wall, sir, | KEEP,
p.S 0p' J. IN with jib an mains1
ci,s p0o'y good time, but the sea
,1i" 'n greener an foamier. am
u gut ter shriekin' like al,
onoa me Swaller' picked up one
l. pOoiy big gulps er Sea water
H. 's,o%Imman thet | set down
b OF, 40, " the hJsterilSy kind be-
n gu sick an one nv EN- fetched
ol o an sed she hadn't no bust
!, cam. The other one , sod ou aSa
t 1nu d go below, AM the
4 tbon ''ier helped her down
nm, cum another swasb or
hr.I cue SICK one slid down them
Er glad y a. MIS- Ma'ston seemed
n t Ilau Iney had went; she warpt
|kittin, slo@nln kind, an tho she
H. 'a'' she didn't say nothin',