The Grenada gazette. (Grenada, Miss.) 1885-18??, 1888-05-19
FULL OF FUN.

day, hired; Tuesday. tired; Wednos,
day, fired
Some scamp recently decorated.
in the night, the great door Of Sing
Sing IN. ~ prison with the legend:
HAN cut while you wait"
The man who first discovered tina
the world goes round and round
was probably coming home at three
o'clock in the morning, brakes
Magazine.
-"Sh-h-h. child! Young people
should be silent when older people are
talking" Then when shall young
people talk, mammal Old people are
never silent. ~ TEXAS Stfings.
Customer Waiter. bring me
some rice pudding" Waitor-'I cam
Just recommend the rice pudding to.
day" Customer-''Why, what's the
matter with itr' Waitcr-'Nuthin'
'cept there amt none"
Book Agent-"How do you do,
madam. VIII your dog bite?' Madam
-"Waal. | reckon he will" Book
Ascn'-" Would you have the good.
ness 'ospeak 10 himF' Madam-'Cer.
tainlv Sick i'm. Tige; sick inf
HGrper's Bdsar.
-rr@Sus-"How much did you say
Nj Nowgold was down for?" The
MIn!,ter-"Five hundred dollars, sir. ~
Cr@sus-"Put me down for six hun.
drcl dollars. then. In a matter Of
Christian charity | can't stand on a
level with all upstart like him.
Pack
Omaha Man (reading) Female
carpenters have appeared in London"
Witc-" Shouldn't wonder. A woman
a be a carpenter now as we'll as a
man" why sop 81 saw by the pa.
per The other day that All Englishman
had invented a machine for driving
nails, - Omaha World,
Extract from an unpublished
noNoi: As Augustus left the door old
MI. Brown came out and threw on old
she ate, hnm, tor good luck, as Au-
gUstHS surmiscd. There was a num-
Der nine foot in the shoe, however, and
Augustus felt his speed greatly ac-
ceieratcd. '-durHai of Educatiom
Customer (ou Chatham street, -
Pour dollars seems a high price for
thai suit, Mr. ISaacstein." Mr., Isaac.
stein in allow. thrilling whisper) -.
My trent. dot vas a six-dollar suit.
Imade for Mr.. Russell Sage nit Vail
street 1t fitted dot shentlemaps too
qu-r3ck across der pack. You dake
him fox four tollar, = It'd Bits.
i hear they are going to have a
donkey party at B--'s." said a Par
sonyi,.e man to his ncighbor. so |
understand" was the reply; ARE you
9oin-?' OF course | ap," said the
Parsonri.ie man; they couldn't have
the party without me!' And he
c"u'1u'' quite make out what the other
f2l.uV vs. laughing al. - 81. Aibans
Messenger.
-'What are those potatoes worlhpn
he inquired of the grocer. -Four dol.
lars 4 bushel.' "lloly smoke! Four
dollars, Guess we won't eat apy
moro potatoes" You wanted them
to cat, did youP eau let you have
them for fifty cents a peck. then. ]
Thought YOU wanted them for seed
Detroit Fre2 Press.
-lt1ey were talking about that
fearful cyclone in the West. Il have
4 mortal dread of cyclones" Were
E"H cysr in ouc?' somebody asked.
''N", U.t Host my dear aunt in one.N
"lhai : very sad, You bet it was
cough. She hadn't made Der will, and
Instead Of me, another relative got
Che property. I've never had any use
tpT cyclones since. '-2c:raS SifItnqs.
p who was it turned the gar
den to>r on Reginald when he was
.'rcoa!jng meP' at was /. daugh-
'er, And why, pray'' Because
Shakespeare advises it. He SAYS ii
mur'cs he food Of love, plsy on. an;
a>sum.G : r 'ginnld's brand Of musictt
be IN" food Of love, ! played on
played " him with the hose and {
jIIUtlpn Of insect powdcr.'-- Yonkers
Gazet5e.