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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
When viii the Iron Age End?


Il was talking with Mr.. Chamber
lain the other day." said Judge Tomp-
kins. who is a practical man Of our
coal and iron company. He made a
slartl ng suggestion. Said he: The
time may come when all the iron mines
of this country may be abandoped.
The most generally dIffused metal on
earth is aluminium. IT is found almost
invariably in CLAW. especially in red
clay. II is now extracted from clay by
a very expensive and tedious process,
al a cost Of moro than $500 ton.
Some one will invent process for get
ting aluminium out of clay by rapid
and cheap process. Then farewell to
iron Mines"
Il asked him what was the value Of
aluminium.
He replied it was three times the
strength of steel. and only one-third
its weight. This makes it. of course,
the most valuable of metals. 1t was
only discovered in 1923. 1t is bright,
and it never furnishes. Louis Napo-
leon offered Sc. 900 for process for
extracting it from clay. aad two small
bars Of aluminium were presented to
him by French chemist as the re-
suit. 1t was enormously expensive,
but Napoleon had works established for
extracting il. and he used it as sub
stitute for the silver eagles that were
borne above the armies of France. 1t
has all the beauty of silver. is more
lasting, stainless, and has only one
fourth the weight Of silver. The eagles
of France are thus made more resplen-
dent more enduring, and seventy-fve
per cent lighter in weight. You look
out for aluminium. Some one will yet
invent a process for d gging up COM
mon dirt and extracting therefrom
this best of all L-etal. "-Ationta Con-
stitution.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Occultism and Assassination

Occultism and Assassination.
The ''occultists." who are always
seeking to feed morbid vanity by spec
ial phenomena or providences, are
ready to assert in cases like Booth and
Guiteau that all who pursued or had
anything TO do with their punishment
have been sufferers thereby. In the
Guiteau case there has been casualties
enough to give one pause. In that Of
Booths pursuit and death there is one
which makes a point Boston Corbitt,
whose hot zeal brought Booth low Oh
the floor of that Accomac County.
Virginia. barn, in which he had been
compelled to find shelter. became q re-
lig Gus zealot and finally almost or
quite lunatic. He used to be seen
and heard in the streets of Camden, N.
j.. at all hours but oflener at night,
bemoaning his sins, among which he
counted his shooting Of Booth. Not
long since Boston Corbitt was sent to
an asylum for the insane. Capt. Dona-
hoe. who was one of his pursuers. is or
was real estate agent in Washington.
| Old John +. CoyIc. of the National H.
| telligencer. with whom Wilkes Booth
left a sealed packet before he commit
ted his terrible deed and which Coyle
afterwards burned in great dread on
finding it to be defense of his intend.
ed crime. is now a writer of stray arti-
cies on New York newspapers, and do
ing such other odd jobs as he can OBJ
tain.
Louis Woichman, who will be recall
ed as principal witness against Mrs.
| Surratt aud John. her son, now lives
in an Ind ana town. where he is under
stood to be compiling book of remin-
iscences. He was for several years in
the Custom House at Philadelphia, but
was discharged when the DemOcra ats
came in power. John Surratt is a
merchant in Baltimore. in reasonably
prosperous circumstances. Annie, his
sister, lives with him. DIR. Mudd. who
expiated s-bplcious circumstances at
the Dry Tortugas. is practicing medi-
cine at his old home in Lower Mary
land.
John A. Bingham. who convicted
Mrs. Surratt, is an old man now, living
in Ohio. James r. O'Bierne, who was
Provost Marshal of the District of
Columbia en- that fatcful night twenty
three years since, is living in this city,
portly and rotund. iorid IrishAmeri
can orator. well liked by every one and
winning still on his form and reminis-
conces. O'Berne was heard recently
at Cooper Union. --NeW York Graphic.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

IL was something heard you say
once long ago which Influenced me at
the crisis. am afraid" she confessed.
your words about speaking evil. with
or without cause. of others. were
echoing through my mind at the time.
It was loves teaching Theo."
But I had given you my love be-
fore 1 made that cynical speech, dear
est" was his earnest answer. Elite
Rogers, in Cincinnati Enquirer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Mummies.

The Khe'iive has been trying to pre-
vent the expectation Of mummies
from Egypt of late. He is afraid that
the time is not far distant il the ex-
portation goes on. when there won't be
enough mummies left In The land of
the Pharaohs TO identify the country
by. So dead and dried Egyptians OF a
remote age must be smuggIed out OF
Egypt if removed at all. An Euro
pean dealer in mummies received a
consignment from his Egyptian agent
not long ago. in fragments. and the
EXPLANATION that the man af' ward
gave was that in or,ler 10 avoid dctec-
ton he had sawed the niummies into
what might be Gallo stove lengths.
They could he stuck together after their
arrival. lie had neglected TO number
the pieces, however. and The probable
tiles are that when mummy WAS
glued together in preparation for the
market he represented several differ
ent individuals. What could be- more
disgusting to the spirit Of an ancient
Egyptian could he be cognizant Of
what is going on here below-or above.
as the case may be. - Texas SJtings.
A real estate boom Is very likely to deyelop
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Their Relations Misunderstood.

A crowd OF excited men gathered
around tim d-look ng individual in a
saloon and NIL began talking to him at
once. Meanwhile the new bartender
appeared bored aud lonely. At last he
raped loudly on the bar with beer
glass 10 attract attention, aud then
said to the timid man: Look here,
II you be runnin' for alderman. as l
reckon you DO. why don't you invite
the gentlemen to have something with
youP ''Y-you are mistaken SIR" re-
sponded the timid man; 'these other
gentlemen are running for aldermen.
l am the voter" Then the proprietor
rushed In and discharged the new bar
tender for not knowing statesmen when
he saw them. = Fatsburs Post
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
An old Conundrum Answered.

When Adam delved and Eve span
Who was then the gentleman
Old I'roUsrb.
When Adam delved and Eve span
Why, Adam was the gentleman,
For we can readily believe
That when he delved he delved for Eve,
Assumed the hardest Of the toll,
With willing hands turned up the soil,
Trained all the vines and pruned the trees,
Thus leaving Eve to spin at case.
II Eve had devod while Adam span
He would have been no gentleman.
-Boxtou Courier
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

The statue of Liberty enlightenlng the
world, which stands on Bedloe's Island, in
the harbor Of New York, is one OF the most
sublime artistic conceptions Of modern times.
The torch Of the goddess lights the nations of
the earth IT, peace, prosperity and progress,
through Liberty. But elderly" is an empty
word to the thousands of poor women en-
shaved by physical ailments hundredfold
more tyrannical than any Nero. To such suf-
ferers DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription holds
forth the promise Of a speedy cure. It Is a
specific in all those arrangements, Irregular
tiles and weaknesses which make life a bur-
sold by druggists under a positive guarantee
from the manufacturers. that it will give salts
faction in every case, or money will be re-
funded. See guarantee printed on wrapper
enclosing bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Consumption surely Cured.

To the Editor:-Please inform your readers
that j have a positive remedy for the above
named disease. BY its timely use thousands
ofhopeless cases have been permanently cured
] shall be glad to send two bottles OF my rem
edy free to any one OF your readers who have
consumption II they will send me their Express
and P. o. address. Respectfully,
7. A. Slocum, NJ, c., 1874 Pearl st., New York.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

There were five fair sisters, and each had an
aim
Flora would fain be fashionable dame;
Scholarly. Susan's selection was books;
Coquettlsh Cora cared more for good looks;
Anna, ambitious, aspired after wealth;
Sensible Sarah sought first for good health.
SO she took DR.. Pierce's Golden Med cal
Discovery and grew healthy and blooming
Cora's beauty quickly faded Susan's eyesighi
tailed from over-study; Flora became nervous
and fretful in striving after fashion, and a
sickly family kept Annals husband poor. But
sensible Sarah grew daily more healthy.
charming and intelligent, apd she married
rich.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
SILK and Satin Ribbons FREE !
LADIES. THIS Is ZOE YOIe NaA@

b. willing dispose of1n bulk small cost
70 capable Of purchasing largely Instituted search
tesulting IN obtaining the entire stock OF SILK and
8attu Ribbon se's onts Of several Of the largest Of
these houses who imported the esf goods Ihese goods
Be depspded upon anyhng be found except
free; nothing kch grand for he
adiesi beautiful elegant, choice good absolutely free. We
have expended thousands pf dollars Ia this
s< immensely, varied, aud complete ofb-
bons. In conceivable shade and width Ind all Of Ieelent
quality, adapted for bonnet strings hat trimmings,
bows sear, dress trnimngs Sill quilt work etc. etc Some
81 these three ysn and upwards In length
may be Depended beanti rcanrd fashionable
CANT How 90 get !, box cont tniDs - Compile to
Assortment of these clegas,t ribbons Free.
The Practical House eeper and Ladies'
Tirestde Com don, pdblshei monthly by Us, 10
knowdged by those competent 10 judge 10 be the best peri
ecaI Of the Kind In the world Very large and handsomely n
hstaed regular price - ets send 80 cents and
Sss Of the ribbonsi sad boxes, O5
Subscriptions and boxes Oneccnt postage stamps may
Hssrut than g. Get friends n you thereby
lsabserptons and boxes for only 81 do IN few
ninues offer based ths Net those no rad
~ periodical referred for year therser and
~ as ALL price for Is In ssr years, and now,
hss maize money, We make this great offer la order 10
suhserbsfs who moi but next
year fsr shall rrwsrl with profit be-
40, Ne majority will wish their -ubscrp
suns ard vii do required but snal fraction
81 the wosd have 20 At storv tor much
ssnsies sasonrnt Of far inferior Lbon' Best bargain
knswus you hly sppfecate nns scr ALL
80 delivery Money rrnsd any pcr-
Acxy sashsd Better eut THIS out send At far prOb
~ a wen appear again Adtrsss,
q RAILkfr CO. FvslisstAs. foEfLAsD, hAisA
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

The three RS brought Regret Reproach and
Remorse to a great political party In 1884.
The three P's, when signifying DR.. Pierce's
Purgative Pellets, bring Peace to the mind,
Preservation and Perfection of health to the
body.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
How the HIillionaires and Judges

Our Massachusetts, Moxie is rapidly creep
Ing into the esteem OF high circles. Col. Ben
nett, the Philadelphia eight millionaire, says
1t saved him, and he intends to build monu-
ment to 1t In Paramount Park. Judge Brews-
ter, of the Supreme Court, talks large on IL,
too. First-class actresses consider 1t part
Of their outfit, and rich men put 1t on their
sideboards. On the street, Eve Moxies are
sold by the glass to one OF anything else. 1t
is wonderful, but only common as Massa-
chusetts production.
Mrs Mar. Srra 11na Erazar L. flo aralu
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

Fits, All Fits stopped free by Or. Klipe's
Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after frst
days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
$500 trial bottle free to at cases. Send to
Or. Kline, 93l Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
CURES ALL HUMORS,

from a common Blotch, or Eruption. to the
worst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, "Fever-sores,"
Scaly or Rough Skin, in short, all diseases
caused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful purifying, and invigOrating medi-
cine. Great Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
its benign influence. Especially has il mani
Tested its potency in curing letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Scroll
ulous Sores and Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
"White Swellngs," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
and Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents in
stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
plates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
for a Treatise on Scrofulous Affections.
"FoR THE BLOOD IS the LIFE"
Thoroughly cleanse it by using DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and good
digestion, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

Nine. Carnot is the best-dressed French wo-
man in France.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

Mrs. Seely is eighty-seven years old and has
Just cast her first vote in Kansas.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

Mrs. Hamilton Douglass of Atlanta Is the only
woman lawyer in Georgia.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

A real estate boom Is very likely to develop
Into b0omcrang. Merchant 1raeslsr.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
CONSUMPTION.

which is scrOfula or the Lungs, is arrested
and cured by this remedy, II taken in the
earlier stages of the disease. From its mar
velous power over this terribly fatal disease.
when first offering this now world-famed rem
edy TO the public, DIR. Pierce thought seriously
of calling it his CONSUMPTION CURE" but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
q medicine which, from its wonderful com
bination of tonic, or strengthening Alternative.
or blood-cleansing, anti-bilious, pectoral, and
nutritive properties, is unequaled. not only
As remedy for Consumption, but for all
Chronic Diseases of tho
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

ALBION, Mlcn. Dec ~ Wv nile employed agent
the Michigan Central Railroad Company at Augusta
Mich about seven years ago, my kidneys became dis
caSed, aud have been great sufferer since
Have consulted the leading physicians Of this city
Ann Arbor, and all pronounced my Bright
disease. Suffering under a very attack la
October last, began taking Hibbsrd's Rheumatic
Syrup. and am to day well man. II affords pleasure
to render suffering humanity any gooI that can and
in speaking Of the remedy allow to say that think
Il the greatest ms 1cine In tho world.
L. LARZILERE, Agent ". q. n. r.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Liver, Blood. and Lunns.

FOR Weak Lungs Splitting Of Blood short
ness or Breath, Chronic Nasal Catarrh, Bron-
cnitis, Asthma, Severe Coughs, and kindred
directions, u Is an efficient remedy,
for $500.
tH- Send ten cents in stamps for DR.. Pierce's
book on Consumption. Address,
Worlds DlspsnsaU Medical Association,
86s main st. HUFFALO. NY
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

NV daughter Maud has used Hlhbaths Rheumatic
Syrup and PiaStcrs, which you strongly recon-.
mendcd her to try for inhanmatOry rheumst ism.
Her limbs were badly swollen, and the poor girl
terrible agony In the midst OF the pain wound the
Plasers about her limbs, and result the swelling
wSs reduced and she became quiet and rested. The
syrup corrected her indigestion Cleanss1 the rheu.
matte poison from her blood and she is able
around the house. HibbaTd's Rheumatic Syrup and
Plasters remedies OF great merit.
KRv. J. ROBERTS
Pastor First NJ Z. Church Fremont, Mich.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24
Our Next President.

SICK OR WE'LL
You should know what you are
taking. We submit our FORMU-
La for your kind consideration.
1t is not a peculiar remedy
put up to sell for a cent a dose.
We challenge the world to pro-
duce a medicine equal to it in
merit as family remedy. The
combination makes it the greatest
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-24

is experienced by almost every one at this season..
and many people resort to Hoods sarsaparilla to-
drive away the languor and exhaustion. The blood
laden with impurit:e, which have been accumulatlns
for months moves sluggshy through the veins. the
mind fails TO think quickly, and tho body is stir
slower to respond Hoods sarsaparilla is just what
10 needed. 1t purihes yitalizes, and enrlches the
blood, makes the head clear creates an Appetite
overcomes that tired feeling. tone, the nervous sys
TEN. and imparts new strength and Vigor to tina
whole body u
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

srms are en.wined; while ne canno.
move either foot forward for fesr Of
treading on her feet or frock. L. would
be omjnous 10 begin by tearing her dress
GU. As the gathers.
KNOW WHEN TO DIssEMBLE.
No. Propose sitting. If !hs girl DC
willipg-spd be not tool Owe need not
count fool girls; they can be proposed
10 In shy rough and ulscIentific style
she will allow one little wbIts hand, IS
you are growing terribly and meSningly
tender, to hang somewhere within your
reach. You gently take possession OF il.
IL remsins-2assive, perhapg, but still II
does remain-in yours. The bsttIe js
won. You sre engaged from that me-
men and sll the rest CT the Interview is
only leather and prunelis.
But il, when You take the hand that
has been hanging there IS a bair, 1t is
briskly withdraw, snd the disa!sy OF
outraged propr!ety shines ont OF the eyes
so fslssly tender moment sincr, then
recoe n'zs AZ once 7our danger ana rise 10
the occasion.
"Why do you object to our being
friends, Miss BlsEk?" you should say q
little coldly and witb-ii you csn mansge
.he tning-juss slight suspicion Of
suusement In your eyes-or mouth
(ot.Clics before the g;ass and see which
comes easiest)
This is rather poser. She can't well
ssy that tricnds don't take each others
hands; still less can she say thst she sus-
peeled you did not intend to stop theIe.
Then you can go Gu.
& mad SO hoped we might be. You
know fhst l never intend to marry (Qut
Ia some resg IN fer celib.cy here If you
have nice one, ou: 1t is not Of much i'm
po:tauce), and /: seems hard that there
fore / g. ould be ehut Gu. from friendI-
mass Coz Intimacy, the latter for choice
With nice wcmen."
Here sgatn, you see, you have her St
disadvantage. II che has any conscience
she cannot, sitter drawing you out 80
p1ettily, say that she doesn't want to be
fFieCds With you yet il she says she does,
she actually Of her own accord cuts the
gFouad from under her own feet, turns
al sentiment out CT the thing anu alto
gether eliminates the little conquest she
hsd up to that momens dee ned e. her
mercy.
Should she, noweter,' ind herself
obliged to do this, ther, If you have the
nerve, you can inflict very sweet little
Bit OF punishment ny copfdirg to her
some little love sfisif OF your owD.
apocryrhsi or not, end you can force her,
with rage ct her defeat Ia her heart, to
listen TO your impassiored tale Of sorr2Hs
OF two hearts that beat IS one, Of sus-
p!cious husbands; or, il she be Shocks
BILE Young wom.p ('hough these are rare
now, OF stern anu sord!d parents. .s4Ne
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01
TEXAS STATE FAI
DALLAS EXPOSITION.
1883. October. 4 to sSI. ISSS.
At Dallas Tex
$4,000 Premiums and Purses. $4,000

The Fair WILL
numbers and variety of exhibits heretofore held
before attempted
OF
will
the Fr and n SOUTH
their exhibits
The offered sufficiently
exhibit will
AMI want them all to tie varied
displays which will results to visitors them of
the grandest entertainment the Southwest
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01
WOMEN WANT TO VOTE.
Serious :ksrzes Made by Boston Females
BeErsterfpS for the School Election.

BosToN, Sept. % Never in the re-
rembrsnce of the oldes. employe in the
CRY hall have 70 mary women crossed
1t threshold of the municipal building
in single day as have to Gay. From =
O'Clock In the morning continuous
stream poured into the building, and
thsrce to thu assessors office. So great
was the rush Tor ess ssment pspers
thai as eaSiy az 10 O'Clock the offse
CT he assessors clerks, which ad-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

joins the main office, was brown open
and an additional force Of police
plSced In advantageous positions tods'
recs all who had received their ssesss
nent pspers to pas. through thefclerk,A
otfics aDd down the stairs to the bsEe
reut. Thus continuous, procesa3tn OF
females wss passing IN review ffe1e ssrly
morning till time Of closingssnd tAR
clerks counted APO new names on NE
lisss. l. vas unprecedented registration.
The total is nearly 1900. The women
meau business, bur they are slresdy be-
ginning 20 divide into psrt!es. Casrgss
Of f:apd srs beirg made even at this early
day, The Protestant women have Or
gsnjz2d committee Of 100, and are
closeIy scru.inizinglthe papers Of sppu
csn.s to sea If fraud Is attempted. THIS
committee created bret z3 to-day by de-
clsrirg that women were peIjuCing them
selves by taking oath TO signatures which
vera written by other persons. TIC
clsim has been made that the priests Hive
.Sea1 their female parisnioners stk4&s ali
sueh means were justified il pnf{acsd in
.seiasaHsts ct Inc church. Warrants
hsvs besH secured and sevstkl women
win be lfresteds4t they attempt to vote.
s,l--,I
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01
ETHICS OF FILTRATION.
GslIsn'ry GTd CGUr'ii z 3rsHehs Dowa
tsE Wy TiDn Pein'-Honetdsr Be-
fsf1 Yfu Propose,
Weith YoHr WnIdt, ia pIcltement, Be
Truthful, ~srch the Lazy EIpss ssipn
Ci,s,l5, 500 Dr. Se assy.
Phil delphia TTess-

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a strictly proper
"", Urul Ell hir-
tstion means Dir
....OD Wlsh q
view 70 mstri-
III JHr, Erd there
J Ir~ Vnu s 0Uld
che ose ur
firtee with sn
Q ye to the t lture,
writes "rWice s
J TId0 yer" to
London Vsinty
Far. Tue best
sor'-.s far IS
outward show
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

WEEKLY GAZETTE for the campaign
10 cents per month.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

Ask your asssef for Old Virginia
cheroots,s 1--WE Tor 10 cents. n
Ia FORT WORTH CORRESPONDENT -
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

srms are eH'wined; while he canno.
move either foot forward for fesr Of
treading on her feet or frock. L. would
be omjnous 10 begin by tearing her dress
GU. A5 the gathers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1888-10-01

Nswcastleeeoai-for red-hot fires this
wiates: ~