New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1888-05-08

IRE TALK OF THE DAP.

BY the way, there is man named Turpe from In
diana In tho United States Senate. Has any one ever
heard Of him since he took his seat We ask because
when he was elected were told In awe-struck WINS
pers by the Democrats to look out when Turpie got
10 washington Turpe was a rustler from way back
Turpie was eloquent with eloQuence all his own
Turpe was loaded for Republican bar every day in
the week Oh, yes, look out for Turpie Some
months have waxed and waned since then, and In
stead Of looking out for Turpc we are beginning to
look for Turpie, and we don't find him. Where was
he for instance when Senator ingalls, was vivlsectng
poor Voorhees,
Demonacal Plot.-omaha Man-Any idea whom
the Republicans will nominate at Chicago. .
Chicago Democrat-Dont believe they'll be able to
get quorum after the first day. We have formed
fhey,ii forget what they came there for, and most
likely begin wandering about In maze until they arc
pc ked up and taken to lunatic asylums Tor treat
NV starsl what-what reason-dethronng drug
Don't e need drugs Just before the convention
meets we intend to sneak into the hall pig 9,sSn
Wil 's sx hens lay in seven "-6maha World
"The Medical Reoord' says that Of the char
acteristcs of people who live long lives Is carry rs
ing. This, however. does not apply to the WORM
that the early bird gets.
Not One of that Sort 81 suppose you are sor
less boys no observed as they made change lor
paper,
But your father gets drunk and you have to sup
port N ths family''
But you give all your money to your mother"
"Not q red Of It,"
"Wcn, you arc Roori. ,o,ru ,bis for recreation.
while nv brothers are cutting the coupons on fathers
bonds you up az lar a. t0 SIipn me up
home Il must be getting near our dinner noqt, am
We have fourteen Invitations out 'ouaS' -'D0'io''
Free Press.
There will be no Concord School OF summer Phi
osophy this year, and Boston parents VIII therefore
be unable encourage their children 10 &c good "
promising to take them session of tho school
According to @Thc Detroit Free Press Chicago
burglar read IN newspaper that he had overlooked
ana not only secured but suit Of clothes besides
Here we have another Illustration Of tho value Of the
press a dsseminator OF useiui lntoTnatioh. NO"
IS tho time to subscribe.-(Norrstown Herald
.Tbs baltimore Evening NewsD calls attention TO
the fact that there have been thryope serious and
costly attempts to establish an afternoon paper In
baltimore and OF all these The News Is tho only
paper now alive, its last competitor, "The Press
having died a few days ago. No wonder Baltimore
has boon called newspaper cemetery
A great many years ago, after Judge Tuley had
served his country In the Mexican War he concluded
to settle In santa Fe and hang out his law card Ho
began tho prosecution Of ovlldoers. Mexican had
killed his man lie was fine specimen physically
ana n me- hs sSd one day. why did you ml that
man ~ The Mexican shrugged HIS shoulders and re-
piled with all the brayado Imaginable For grandeur
Judge Tuley in telling this story tho other day, said
he always thought OF that Mexican whom he thought OK
Joe Mack lie believes SGS h. s. dd a 81
grandeur.-tChicago MAIL
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exclusively In the mountain regions OF Kentucky TOR