Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1888-05-10
A RACY BOOK.
scintiilating with Sarcasm and Bril-
liant Truth,

New York Letter
Chap l. HAS Malaria:" goes to Florida.
Chap. III. "Overworked;n goes to Europe.
Chap. H. HAS Rheumatism" goes to Ems
Chap. ~. Has row with his doctor.
| have read deal of sarcasm in my day
but never read anything equal to the
sarcasm contained in the above four chap
tered book, written by some anonymous.
/ suspect the experience portrayed is a
personal one; the author intimates as
much on page 81. Let me give you d
synopsis
Malaria" as it states lis the cloak
up multitude of ill-feelings which they
to investigate. 1t is also cover for such
diseases as they cannot cure. When they
advise their patient to travel or that he
has overworked and needs rest and is
probably suffering from malaria, it is a
confession of ignorance or of inability.
The patient goes abroad. The change
is tonic and for a time he feels better.
Comes home. Tickle appetite. frequent
headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless,
ness, irritability, tired feelings, and gen
eral unfitnes3 for business are succeeded
in due time by alarming attacks of rheu-
matism which fits about his body regard
less of all human feelings.
tits muscular. in his back. Articular,
in his joints. lnAammatory, my! how
he fears it will fly to his heart!
Now off be goes TO the springs. The
doctor sends him there, of course, to get
well; at the same time he docs not really
want him to die on his hands
That would hurt his business!
Bet. II for few days. Returns. AT
ter a while neuralgia trautiXes him He
bioats; cannot breathe; has pneumonia;
cannot walk cannot sleep on his left side;
is frctful; very nervous and irritable; is
pale and flabby; has frequent chills and
fcvers; everything about him seems to go
wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up
courage and demands TO know what is
killing him,
Great heaven he cries, why have
you kept me so long in ignorance|
Because. said the doctor, II read
your fate five years ago | thought best
to keep you ignorant Of the facts.
He dismisses his doctor, but too late!
His fortune has all gone in fees.
But him, what becomes Of him?
The other day well known Wall
Street banker said to me 1T is really AS
tonishing how prevalent hright's disease
is becoming Two Of my personal friends
are now dying Of it. But it is not inCura.
bic | am certain, for my nephew was re-
Gently cured when his physician said re
cOvery was impossible The case seems
to me to be wonderful one" This gen
tleman formerly represented his govern
ment in foreign country. He knows
appreciates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew. who is
son of Danish Vice Counsel Schmidt
was pronounced incurablc. when the rem
cdy, Warmers safe cure, was begun. Yes,
said his father, Il was very skeptiCal, but
since taking that remedy the boy is well.
happen to know what it was that curet
the boy, for Genl Christensen. Of DreXel
Morgan d Cos, told me that it was that
wonderful remedy Warmers safe cure.
Well, suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means.
cannot close my notice better than by
quoting the author advice:
If, my friend, you have such an ex
periencc as have portrayed, do not pu
your trust in physicians to the exclusion
of other remedial agencies. They have NJ
monopoly over disease and personally
know that many Of them would far pre-
fer that their patients should go tC
Heaven direct from their powerlesS hands
than that they should be saved to earth
by the use Of any Unauthorized means.